Talkies by Eddie Cantor
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Talkies by Eddie Cantor is a humorous essay written in the early 20th century. Playful and satirical in tone, it lampoons the arrival of sound in motion pictures and the broader explosion of mechanical noise in modern life. The narrator recalls a vanishing era of urban quiet, then jokes that talkies have turned cinema’s sanctuary into a cacophony, inspiring visions of chatty furniture, yodeling doorknobs, and multilingual bureaus. He skewers early sound-film
glitches: mismatched voices and accents, kisses that slurp like soup, dentures clicking louder than violins, and microphones hidden in absurd places—like under a sofa that must be addressed as “Mother.” A botched synchronization has barnyard animals delivering the humans’ lines; another production uses multiple “doubles” to talk, sing, and play for a star. Pushing the gag further, he proposes a “smellophone,” then spins a skunk-led disaster on a Noah’s Ark set. The piece ends with a wry assurance that, for all the marvels of the talking screen, it can’t replace the stage—if only because you can’t wait by the stage door. (This is an automatically generated summary.)
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| Author | Cantor, Eddie, 1892-1964 |
|---|---|
| Illustrator | Holton, L. T. (Leonard T.), 1906-1973 |
| Title | Talkies |
| Original Publication | Chicago: The McCall Company, 1930. |
| Series Title | Produced from the February, 1930 issue of Redbook magazine. |
| Credits | Prepared by volunteers at BookCove (bookcove.net) |
| Language | English |
| LoC Class | PS: Language and Literatures: American and Canadian literature |
| Subject | Essays |
| Subject | American wit and humor |
| Subject | Motion picture industry -- Humor |
| Category | Text |
| eBook-No. | 77870 |
| ISBN (HTML) | 979-8-238-77870-9 |
| Release Date | Feb 5, 2026 |
| Copyright | Public domain in the USA. |
| Downloads | 427 downloads in the last 30 days. |
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