’Twas an elegant party he gave us,
And all of the officers went;
And I was that proud to be present
For three of his daughters had sent
A dignified note to me honour,
Which happened to be an invite;
“Dear Phelim,
Plaze come to our party
At eight o’clock Saturday night;
“And it will be ‘officers strictly,’
Yourself we are waiting to see;
Now don’t disappoint us, dear Phelim,
Yours truly,
The Sisters McGee.”
You see, we were ordered to Europe,
For Ostend, Dunkirk or Calais,
And all must be ready by Sunday
To sail from Killala Bay.
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And that was the reason a plenty
For revels and parties galore;
But the grandest of all, to my notion,
Was this of “The One Day Before.”
An elegant party, a grand one,—
The next day, “Away to the war.”—
Take a light to your pipe while I’m talking,
I’ll tell it ye, Mickey O’More.—
Now Billy McGee had three daughters,
As pretty as they could well be,
Young ladies, Miss Bridget and Mary,
And sweet little Maggie McGee.
I’d called on the girls pretty often,
And loved by the light of the moon,
To wander with Bridget or Mary,
Whichever one wanted to spoon.
Of course, that left out little Maggie,
Because she was only sixteen;—
A wild little trick, and a spitfire—
Her ayqual ye never have seen.
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“Aw Phelim, ye’re after forgetting
The girl that I told you about”—
“Tut, Mickey your tongue interrupts me—
You grunt like a pig in his snout.”
The first one I met at the party
Was Bridget, and looking that swate,
My head was bamboozled entirely,
Sure was I, that girl was my fate.
We had the first dance, and together
Were thinking how soon we must part;—
I said to her, “Bridget, tomorrow
I go, but I lave you me heart.”
“Come out in the garden,” she whispered,
“Faith, how can we talk in this crowd.”—
And there in the moonlight ’twas settled:
I felt like a peacock,—that proud.
So when we came back, there was Mary,
And Bridget said, “Give her a dance;”
And away we went whirling together,
It seemed I was lost in a trance.
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“Ah Mary,” I said, “’Tis a strange world;
I feel like it’s slipping away;
It leaves me behind while we’re dancing,
Tomorrow will be my last day.”
“Come out in the garden,” she whispered,
“I feel I will have a big cry.”
And out there my head went that foolish,
To hear the poor girl weep and sigh.
“Ah Mary,” says I, “You’re heartbroken
Because I am off to the war;
But listen, me darlint, I’ll tell you
A thing I have thought of before:
“’Tis the praist that can help us, my Mary,
Your husband I am, if you’ll wait,”—
“Ah Phelim,” she sighed, “You’ll forget me,
The glory will make you so great.”
We argued that question ten minutes;
She swore she would always be true;
And when I went back to the dancing,
Sure, I was engaged to her, too.
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The first one we met in the parlour
Was sweet little Maggie McGee;
Says Mary, “O Phelim, there’s Maggie,
Go dance with her, just to plaze me.”
And soon we were dancing together—
I thought we were floating in air,
And I seemed in a dream for the perfume
That lurked in her beautiful hair.
Her eyes, looking up (just a little),
I saw in their wonderful blue
A light I had dreamed of in women—
Soft, innocent, perfect and true.
And the music? ah yes, and the music!
It breathed of a lover’s soft pain;
And the sorrow that wafted around us
Was turning to pleasure again.
And there went the languishing beauties
In circles around and around;
And all of it mingled together,
Light, beauty, sweet perfume and sound.
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I whispered, “Ah what is it? Dearie,
It is not the earth we are on;
And are you that sweet little Maggie,—
Or the wraith of her—after she’s gone?”
She answered me not, but her fond eyes
Suffused with a liquid of pearl;
And all the wide world slipped away then,
Save only that one darling girl.
My brain was on fire, I was dizzy,
I was sick with excess of delight;
Ah, what if that girl should forget me
The moment I slipped from her sight?
I whispered, “My dear, I can’t stand it;
Come out in the garden with me;
I never can rest till I’ve told you
What ails me, sweet Maggie McGee.”
She looked up with something of wonder,
And something of knowledge I thought;
A man is so stupid and clumsy;
A girl by her nature is taught.
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A girl at sixteen may be artless,
But that is not always the case;—
Sweet Maggie demurely went with me,
But a dimple played rogue in her face.—
“Aw Phelim O’Toole, what’s a Mormon
Compared wit’ the likes of your heart?
The divil is anxious to burn you—
I’m waiting to witness your start.”—
“What, Mickey O’More, has occasioned
The nonsense and vapour ye give?
Just wait for the end o’ me story;
You’re jealous as sure as I live.”
“Ah Maggie,” said I, “’Tis a wonder,
To see you so quiet and shy;
And me that’s on fire like a furnace
For love of you standing near by.
“And the cause of it? Sure there’s a reason,
And who but your sweet self, my dear?
The good Lord was mad wit’ us poor men
That moment he put you down here.
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“I’m off of me feet, I am foolish;
The divil knows what I will say;
But the angel that’s in you must hear it
Before I can go on me way.
“Now Bridget is ill for a brother,
And Mary feels awfully, too,
But before they can get such a present
They’ll first have to give away—you.
“Ah Maggie, my colleen, forgive me,—
A wild man, clane out of his mind,—
So proud was I, now I’m that humble
Compared with you—gold, and refined.
“But when I am off to that great war,
Where death works a strange Golden Rule,
And you hear of that terrible carnage,
Will you forget Phelim O’Toole?
“’Tis a wonderful thing, I assure you,
Great courage and love are true friends;
And I feel, if the good Lord will spare me,
That I may (before the war ends)
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“Do something that you can be proud of;
I mean, if you care about me,
For now I am through with my boyhood
For the love of sweet Maggie McGee.
“And Maggie, see, here is a plain ring,
The one that my mother once wore,
And I ask you to keep it because, dear,
No other girl — — never before
“Have I had a thought to part with it,
And sure by that sign you will know
There is one girl for me, and one only,
Acushla, wherever I go.”
And my arm had (by accident may be)
Slipped ’round her,—ah sure it was chance;
But it gave me another sensation
Than the same in the whirl of the dance.
And while I was talking her eyes shone
Like stars on the waves of the Moy—
And as I leaned over I whispered,
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“My dearest, my darling, my joy.”
And our lips met (by accident may be)
But the moment the kissing was done,
Up Maggie flashed furious and slapped me,
And fled from me like a wild fawn.
At first I was rather astonished,
And angry—it made my cheek sting—
But when I reflected I noticed
She had not returned me that ring.
So, musing, I turned from the garden
And entered the ball room once more;
’Twas late and the guests had departed,
But Bridget stood by the front door.
We walked about ten feet together,
And there stood Miss Mary near by,
And always, her heart was that tender,
I thought she was ready to cry.
Then the three of us ambled to father,
With arms locked around them I wint;
And the moment he saw that performance
His eyes took a mischievous glint.