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                                  _The_
                             GREAT NORTH ROAD


                      The Old Mail Road to Scotland

                          _By_ CHARLES G. HARPER

                                * * * * *

                              LONDON TO YORK

                                * * * * *

             _Illustrated by the Author_, _and from old-time_
                          _Prints and Pictures_

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                                 LONDON:
                               CECIL PALMER
                 OAKLEY HOUSE, BLOOMSBURY STREET, W.C. 1

                                * * * * *

                        _First published in_ 1901
                    _Second and Revised edition_, 1922

                                * * * * *

           Printed in Great Britain by C. TINLING & Co., LTD.,
                      53, Victoria Street, Liverpool
                      and 187, Fleet Street, London.

                                * * * * *

                             IN LOVING MEMORY
                                    OF
                              HERMAN MORONEY

    “_I expect to pass through this world but once_.  _Any good_,
    _therefore_, _I can do_, _or any kindness that I can show to any
    fellow-creature_, _let me do it now_.  _Let me not defer or neglect
    it_, _for I shall not pass this way again_.”

                                             _Attributed to_ WILLIAM PENN.




PREFACE.


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_WHEN the original edition of the_ “GREAT NORTH ROAD” _was published—in_
1901—_the motorcar was yet a new thing_.  _It had_, _in November_, 1896,
_been given by Act of Parliament the freedom of the roads_; _but_, _so
far_, _the character of the nation’s traffic had been comparatively
little changed_.  _People would still turn and gaze_, _interested_, _at a
mechanically-propelled vehicle_; _and few were those folk who had
journeyed the entire distance between London and Edinburgh in one of
them_.  _For motor-cars were still_, _really_, _in more or less of an
experimental stage_; _and on any long journey you were never sure of
finishing by car what you had begun_.  _Also_, _the speed possible was
not great enough to render such a long __journey exhilarating to modern
ideas_.  _It is true that_, _the year before_, _the_ “_Automobile Club of
Great Britain and Ireland_,” _not yet become the_ “_Royal Automobile
Club_,” _had in its now forgotten role of a_ “_Society of Encouragement_”
_planned and carried out a_ “_Thousand Miles Tour_,” _which had Edinburgh
as its most northern point_; _but it was a very special effort_.  _Those
who took part in it are not likely to forget the occasion_.

                                * * * * *

_To-day_, _all that is changed_.  _Every summer_, _every autumn_, _sees
large numbers of touring automobiles on the way to Scotland and the
moors_, _filled with those who prefer the road_, _on such terms_, _to the
railway_.  _From being something in the nature of a lonely highway_, _the
Great North Road has thus become a very much travelled one_.  _In this
way_, _some of its circumstances have changed remarkably_, _and old-time
comfortable wayside inns that seemed to have been ruined for all time
with the coming of railways and the passing of the coaches have wakened
to a newer life_.  _Chief among these is the_ “_Bell_” _on Barnby Moor_,
_just north of Retford_.  _The story of its revival is a romance_.
_Closed about_ 1845, _and converted into a farm-house_, _no one would
have cared to predict its revival as an inn_.  _But as such it was
reopened_, _chiefly for the use of motorists_, _in_ 1906, _and there it
is to-day_.

_But_, _apart from the tarred and asphalted condition of the actual
roadway in these times_, _the route_, _all the way between London_, _York
and Edinburgh_, _looks much the same as it did_.  _Only_, _where perhaps
one person might then know it thoroughly_, _from end to end_, _a hundred
are well acquainted with the way and its features_.  _It is for those
many who now know the Great North Road that this new edition is
prepared_, _giving the story of the long highway between the two
capitals_.

                                                        CHARLES G. HARPER.

_April_, 1922.




THE GREAT NORTH ROAD


                              LONDON TO YORK

                                                   MILES
Islington (the “Angel”)                               1¼
Highgate Archway                                      4¼
East End, Finchley                                    5¾
Brown’s Wells, Finchley Common (“Green Man”)           7
Whetstone                                             9¼
Greenhill Cross                                      10¼
Barnet                                               11¼
Hadley Green                                          12
Ganwick Corner (“Duke of York”)                       13
Potter’s Bar                                         14¼
Little Heath Lane                                    15¼
Bell Bar (“Swan”)                                    17¼
Hatfield                                             19¾
Stanborough                                          21½
Lemsford Mills (cross River Lea)                     22¼
Digswell Hill (cross River Mimram)                   23¼
Welwyn                                               25¼
Woolmer Green                                        27¼
Broadwater                                           29½
Stevenage                                            31½
Graveley                                             33½
Baldock                                              37½
Biggleswade (cross River Ivel)                       45¼
Lower Codicote                                       46¾
Beeston Cross (cross River Ivel)                     48¼
Girlford                                             49¼
Tempsford (cross River Ouse)                          51
Wyboston                                              54
Eaton Socon                                          55¼
Cross Hall                                           56¾
Diddington                                            60
Buckden                                              61¼
Brampton Hut                                         63¾
Alconbury                                            66¼
Alconbury Weston                                      67
Alconbury Hill (“Wheatsheaf”)                         68
Sawtry St. Andrews                                   71½
Stilton                                              75½
Norman Cross                                          76
Kate’s Cabin                                         79½
Water Newton                                         81¼
Sibson                                                82
Stibbington (cross River Nene)                       83¾
Wansford                                              84
Stamford Baron (cross River Welland)                  89
Stamford                                             89½
Great Casterton                                      91½
Stretton                                              96
Greetham (“New Inn”)                                 97½
North Witham (“Black Bull”)                         100½
Colsterworth                                        102½
Great Ponton                                        106¾
Spitalgate Hill                                     109¾
Grantham                                            110¼
Great Gonerby                                        112
Foston                                               116
Long Bennington                                     118¼
Shire Bridge (cross Shire Dyke)                     120½
Balderton (cross River Devon)                       122¼
Newark (cross River Trent)                          124½
South Muskham                                        127
North Muskham                                        128
Cromwell                                             130
Carlton-on-Trent                                    131½
Sutton-on-Trent                                      133
Weston                                              134¾
Scarthing Moor                                      135½
Tuxford                                             137¾
West Markham                                        139½
Markham Moor                                        140½
Gamston (cross Chesterfield Canal)                  141½
Retford (cross River Idle)                           145
Barnby Moor                                          148
Torworth                                            149½
Ranskill                                            150¼
Scrooby                                              152
Bawtry                                              153½
Rossington Bridge (cross River Tome)                157¾
Tophall                                             158¾
Doncaster (cross River Don)                         162¼
Bentley                                              164
Owston                                              167¾
Askerne (cross River Went)                          169¼
Whitley (cross Knottingley and Goole Canal)          174
Whitley Bridge                                       175
Chapel Haddlesey (cross River Aire)                 175½
Burn (cross Selby Canal)                            179¼
Brayton                                             180¾
Selby (cross River Ouse)                            182¼
Barlby                                              183¾
Riccall                                              186
Escrick                                             189¼
Deighton                                            190½
Gate Fulford                                         195
York                                                196¾





CONTENTS.

         I  Various Notes On Roads In General.            1
        II  Road Construction And Makers.                10
       III  Makers Of Coaches: G.P.O. Mails.             13
        IV  Post Office History.                         26
         V  Stage Coach Timings.                         33
        VI  Travel Expenses And Difficulties.            39
       VII  Journey Stages: Islington: Holloway.         49
      VIII  Highgate: Dick Whittington.                  53
        IX  Highgate: Archway.                           57
         X  Highgate: Footpads.                          61
        XI  Finchley: Tally-Ho Corner And Common.        65
       XII  Whetstone: Building Of New Road.             72
      XIII  Barnet: Prize-Fighting.                      75
       XIV  Hadley Green: Potter’s Bar: Hatfield.        80
        XV  Digswell Hill: Welwyn: Knebworth.            87
       XVI  Stevenage: Posting Charges.                  96
      XVII  Baldock: Biggleswade: Tempsford.            101
     XVIII  Some Cycling Records. Eaton Socon.          109
       XIX  Buckden: Brampton: Matcham’s Bridge.        113
        XX  Alconbury Hill: Stilton.                    121
       XXI  Norman Cross: Wansford: Burghley.           129
      XXII  Stamford: Daniel Lambert.                   145
     XXIII  Stretton: Bloody Oaks: Ram-Jam Inn.         154
      XXIV  Travellers.  Some Road History.             164
       XXV  Coming Of The Railways.                     171
      XXVI  Witham Common: Great Ponton.                175
     XXVII  Grantham.                                   180
    XXVIII  Oliver Cromwell: Gonerby Hill.              188
      XXIX  Newark: Ringing For Gofer.                  193
       XXX  North And South Muskham.                    203
      XXXI  Retford.                                    210
     XXXII  Barnby Moor: Scrooby.                       213
    XXXIII  Bawtry: Rossington Bridge.                  222
     XXXIV  Tophall: Doncaster: St. Leger.              226
      XXXV  Askerne: Brayton: Selby.                    235
     XXXVI  Riccall: Invaders: York.                    242




LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

                                                                  PAGE
To the North in the Days of Old: Mails starting           Frontispiece
from the General Post Office, Lombard Street
Old and New Swan Nicks: Vintners’ Company                           16
Modern Sign of the “Swan with Two Necks”                            17
The “Spread Eagle,” Gracechurch Street                              19
The “Saracen’s Head,” Snow Hill                                     23
The Mails starting from the General Post Office,                    27
1832
The “Louth Mail” stopped by the snow                                43
Entrance to London from Islington, 1809                             47
Islington Green, 1820                                               50
Old Highgate Archway, demolished 1897                               63
The Great Common of Finchley: A Parlous Place                       67
Turpin’s Oak                                                        70
“The Whetstone”                                                     72
High Street, Barnet                                                 77
Hadley Green: Site of the Battle of Barnet                          81
Old Toll House, Potter’s Bar                                        82
Ganwick Corner                                                      83
Bell Bar                                                            84
Welwyn                                                              89
The “Six Hills,” Stevenage                                          95
Trigg’s Coffin                                                     102
At the 39th Mile                                                   106
Biggleswade                                                        108
Buckden                                                            115
Matcham’s Bridge                                                   119
Alconbury Hill: Junction of the Great North Road                   123
and the North Road
The “Bell,” Stilton                                                127
Norman Cross                                                       129
French Prisoners of War Monument, Norman Cross                     132
Sculptured Figure, Water Newton Church                             133
Water Newton Church                                                134
Edmund Boulter’s Milestone                                         135
The “Haycock,” Wansford                                            137
Sign of the “Haycock”                                              138
Wansford Bridge                                                    139
Burghley House, by Stamford Town                                   143
Entrance to Stamford                                               147
Stamford                                                           151
Daniel Lambert                                                     152
The “Highflyer,” 1840                                              155
Bloody Oaks                                                        157
Interior of a Village Inn                                          159
House, formerly the “Black Bull,” Witham Common                    163
Foster Powell                                                      168
Great Ponton                                                       177
Great Ponton Church                                                179
The “Angel,” Grantham                                              182
The “Wondrous Sign”                                                187
Newark Castle                                                      195
Market Place, Newark                                               199
Newark Castle                                                      201
Jockey House                                                       210
An Old Postboy: John Blagg                                         212
Scrooby Church                                                     216
Scrooby Manor House                                                217
The Stables, Scrooby Manor House                                   220
The “Crown,” Bawtry                                                224
Coach passing Doncaster Racecourse                                 229
Brayton Church                                                     237
Market Place, Selby                                                239
Micklegate Bar                                                     245
Micklegate Bar: Present Day                                        246

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I.


THERE was once an American who, with cheap wit, expressed a fear of
travelling in the little island of Great Britain, lest he should
accidentally fall over the edge of so small a place.  It is quite evident
that he never travelled the road from London to York and Edinburgh.

You have to perform that journey to realise that this is, after all, not
so very small an island.  It is not enough to have been wafted between
London and Edinburgh by express train—even although the wafting itself
takes seven hours and a half—for one to gain a good idea of the distance.
We will not take into consideration the total mileage between Dover and
Cape Wrath, which tots up to the formidable figure of eight hundred miles
or so, but will confine ourselves in these pages to the great road
between London and Edinburgh: to the Great North Road, in fact, which
measures, by way of York, three hundred and ninety-three miles.

There are a North Road and a Great North Road.  Like different forms of
religious belief, by which their several adherents all devoutly hope to
win to that one place where we all would be, these two roads eventually
lead to one goal, although they approach it by independent ways.  The
North Road is the oldest, based as it is partly on the old Roman Ermine
Way which led to Lincoln.  It is measured from Shoreditch Church, and
goes by Kingsland to Tottenham and Enfield, and so by Waltham Cross to
Cheshunt, Ware, and Royston, eventually meeting the Great North Road
after passing through Caxton and climbing Alconbury Hill, sixty-eight
miles from London.

The Great North Road takes a very different route out of London.  It was
measured from Hicks’s Hall, Smithfield, and, passing the “Angel” at
Islington, pursued a straight and continually ascending course for
Holloway and Highgate, going thence to Barnet, Hatfield, Welwyn,
Stevenage, Biggleswade, and Buckden to Alconbury; where, as just
remarked, the North Road merged into it.  From London to Hadley Green,
just beyond Barnet, the Great North Road and the Holyhead Road are
identical.

In these volumes we shall consistently keep to the Great North Road;
starting, however, as the record-making cyclists of late years have done,
from the General Post-office in St. Martin’s-le-Grand, to or from which,
or the neighbouring old inns, the coaches of the historic past came and
went.

We travel with a light heart: our forbears with dismal forebodings,
leaving duly-executed and attested wills behind them.  In the
comparatively settled times of from a hundred to two hundred years ago,
they duly returned, after many days: in earlier periods the home-coming
was not so sure a thing.

These considerations serve to explain to the tourist and the cyclist, who
travel for the love of change and the desire for beautiful scenery, why
no one in the Middle Ages travelled from choice.  From the highest to the
lowest, from the king in his palace to the peasant in his wattled hut,
every one who could do so stayed at home, and only faced the roads from
sheer necessity.  No one appreciated scenery in those days; nor are our
ancestors to be blamed for their shortcomings in this respect, for
outside every man’s door lurked some danger or another, and when a man’s
own fireside is the only safe place he knows of, it is apt to appear to
him the most beautiful and the most desirable of spots.

We cannot say whether the Romans appreciated scenery.  If a love of the
wildly beautiful in nature is dependent upon the safety of those who
behold it, and upon the ease with which those scenes are visited, perhaps
only the later generations of Roman colonists could have possessed this
sense.  The earlier Romans who made their splendid system of roads were,
doubtless, only military men, and, well aware of their dangers, found
nothing beautiful in mountain ranges.  Their successors, however, during
four hundred years had leisure and plentiful opportunities of cultivating
taste, and travel was highly organised among them.  A milliare, or
milestone, was placed at every Roman mile—4854 English feet—and
“mansiones,” or posting-stations, at distances varying from seven to
twenty miles.

Roman roads were scientifically constructed.  The following was the
formula:—

      I.  Pavimentum, or foundation.  Fine earth, hard beaten in.
     II.  Statumen, or bed of the road.  Composed of large stones,
          sometimes mixed with mortar.
    III.  Ruderatio.  Small stones, well mixed with mortar.
     IV.  Nucleus.  Formed by mixing lime, chalk, pounded brick, or
          tile; or gravel, sand, and lime mixed with clay.
      V.  Summum Dorsum.  Surface of the paved road.

So thoroughly well was the work done that remains of these roads are even
now discovered, in a perfect condition, although buried from six to
fifteen feet, or even deeper, beneath the present surface of the land,
owing to the hundreds of years of neglect which followed the abandonment
of Britain, and the decay of Roman civilisation; a neglect which allowed
storms and the gradual effects of the weather to accumulate deposits of
earth upon these paved ways until they were made to disappear as
effectually as Pompeii and Herculaneum under the hail of ashes and lava
that hid those cities from view for eighteen hundred years.

When that great people, the Romans, perished off the face of the earth,
and none succeeded them, their roads began to decay, their bridges and
paved fords were broken down or carried away by floods, and the rulers of
the nation were for over five hundred years too busily engaged in
subduing rebellions at home or in prosecuting wars abroad to attend to
the keeping of communications in proper repair.  Social disorder, too,
destroyed roads and bridges that had survived natural decay and the
stress of the elements.  Even those roads which existed in otherwise good
condition were only fair-weather highways.  They were innocent of
culverts, and consequently the storm-water, which nowadays is carried off
beneath them, swept across the surface, and either carried it away or
remained in vast lakes on whose shores wayfarers shivered until the
floods had abated.  Thieves and murderers were the commonplaces of the
roads, and signposts were not; so that guides—who at the best were
expensive, and at the worst were the accomplices of cutthroats, and lured
the traveller to their haunts—were absolutely necessary.

To the relief of travellers in those times came the Church, for the civil
and secular power had not begun even to dream of road-making.  The Church
did some very important things for travellers, praying for them, and
adjuring the devout to include them in their prayers for prisoners and
captives, the sick, and others in any way distressed.  The very word
“travel” derives from _travail_, meaning labour or hardship.  This alone
shows how much to be pitied were those whose business took them from
their own firesides.

But to pray for them alone would not perhaps have been so very admirable,
and so the Church took the care of the roads on itself in a very special
sense.  It granted indulgences to those who by their gifts or their
bodily labour helped to repair the highways, and licensed hermits to
receive tolls and alms from travellers over roads and bridges constructed
by the brethren, those revenues going towards the upkeep of the ways.
Benefactors to the Church frequently left lands and houses, whose
proceeds were to be applied for the same purpose; and for many years this
trust was respected, and all the road and bridge building and repairing
was done by the religious.  By degrees, however, this trust was, if not
betrayed, allowed to gradually fall into neglect.  False hermits set up
in remote places, away from the eyes of the bishops, and living idle and
dissolute lives on the alms they received, allowed roads and bridges
alike to fall into decay.  These vicious, unlicensed hermits were great
stumbling-blocks to the godly in those times.  They were often peasants
or workmen, who had observed how fat and idle a living was that gained by
those among the licensed who had betrayed their trust and fared
sumptuously on alms unearned, and so went and set up in the eremitical
profession for themselves.  They fared well on bacon, had “fat chekus,”
toasted themselves before roaring fires in their too comfortable cells,
and lived “in ydelnesse and ese,” frequenting ale-houses and even worse
places.  Accordingly many of them were eventually removed, or suffered
various punishments, and the neighbouring monasteries placed others in
their stead.

By this time, however, the bishops and abbots, whose broad acres had
often come to them in trust for the welfare of the traveller, began to
forget their obligations.  It was, of course, a natural process: the
possessions of the religious houses had grown enormously, but so also had
their hospitality to all and sundry.  Travellers had increased, and as it
was a rule of conduct with the great abbeys to not only relieve the poor,
but also to entertain the great in those days before the rise of the
roadside hostelry, their resources must have been well exercised.
Meanwhile the statutes of the country had gradually been imposing the
care of the roads upon the laity, and at the time when the greater and
lesser monasteries were dissolved, in the reign of Henry the Eighth,
parishes and landowners were chiefly concerned in endeavouring to comply
with their new and strange obligations in keeping their ways passable.
Of course they did not succeed, and equally of course, because it was
impossible that they could, the pains and penalties threatened for foul
and dangerous roads were not enforced.

A curious pamphlet on the condition of the roads in the seventeenth
century is that written by Thomas Mace, one of the “clerks” of Trinity
College, Cambridge, and published in 1675.  Mace, there is no doubt, was
a man born out of his time.  Had circumstances been propitious, he might
have become another and an earlier Macadam.  His pamphlet, written both
in prose and verse, and addressed to the king, is styled _The Profit_,
_Conveniency_, _and Pleasure for the Whole Nation_, and is “a Discourse
lately presented to His Majesty concerning the Highways of England; their
badness, the causes thereof, the reasons of these causes, the
impossibility of ever having them well mended according to the old way of
mending; but may most certainly be done, and for ever so maintained
(according to this New Way) substantially, and with very much ease.”

We find here, as in other publications until the mid-eighteenth century
was well past, that the country was for the most part unenclosed, so that
when the traffic had worn the old tracks into deep ruts, or when mud had
rendered them impassable, the wagons, carts, and laden horses were taken
round by the nearest firm spots.  “Much ground,” says our author, “is now
spoiled and trampled down in all wide roads, where coaches and carts take
liberty to pick and chuse for their best advantages; besides, such
sprawling and straggling of coaches and carts utterly confound the road
in all wide places, so that it is not only unpleasurable, but extremely
perplexing and cumbersome both to themselves and to all horse
travellers.”

These pickings and choosings were the original cause of the still
existing twists and turns in many of our roads.  When we see an old road
winding snake-like through a flat country, with no hills or other obvious
reasons for its circuitous course, we may, in most cases, safely
attribute this apparent indecision and infirmity of purpose to these
ancient difficulties, thus perpetuated.

This ancient state of things occasioned many disputes and even fatal
affrays between the packhorse men, who carried goods slung across their
horses’ backs from one part of the country to the other, and between the
market-folk and those who travelled on horseback and coaches.  Mace would
himself seem to have experienced some of these contentions as to who
should take the clean and who the muddy part of the road, for he writes
with great bitterness about “these disturbances, daily committed by
uncivil, refractory, and rude, Russianlike rake-shames, in contesting for
the way.”

“Hundreds of pack-horses,” he continues, “panniers, whifflers, coaches,
wagons, wains, carts, or whatsoever others,” fought and schemed for
precedence; and a horseman, his horse already exhausted by a long and
tedious journey, might, at the entrance to a town, especially on market
day, be compelled to go out of his way twenty times in one mile, owing to
the peevishness of these whifflers and market-folk.  “I have often known
many travellers,” he continues, “and myself very often, to have been
necessitated to stand stock still behind a standing cart or wagon, on
most beastly and unsufferable wet wayes, to the great endangering of our
horses and neglect of public business: nor durst we adventure to stirr
(for most imminent danger of those deep rutts and unreasonable ridges)
till it has pleased Mr. Carter to jog on, which we have taken very
kindly.”

His plan was to once get the roads in good repair, and then, he says,
with the employment of “day men” to every five miles or so, they could be
easily kept in order.  The prospect induces him to rise to poetry:

    “First, let the ways be regularly brought
    To artificial form, and truly wrought;
    So that we can suppose them firmly mended,
    And in all needful points, the work well ended,
    That not a stone’s amiss; but all complete,
    All lying smooth, round, firm, and wondrous neat.”

So far good.  But then comes the heavy traffic to destroy the good work:

    “Then comes a gang of heavy-laden wains
    Of carts and wagons, spoiling all our pains.”

But he is ready for this.  His proposed “day men” by at once filling up
the ruts would make the damage good.  All these things he commends to the
notice of his Majesty with the concluding lines:

    “There’s only one thing yet worth thinking on,
    Which is, to put this work in execution.”

That it was _not_ “put into execution” is a matter of history.

We have seen that Mace calls the road to Scotland a “highway,” and the
terms “highroad” or “highway” are common enough; but what really is a
highroad? or rather, how did the term originate?  Such a road is usually
understood to be a main artery of traffic between important towns, but
that was not precisely the original meaning, which indicated the physical
character of the road rather than its geographical status.  “High roads”
were originally in fact, causeways constructed across, and above the
level of, marshes and low-lying lands, and the term was therefore
excellently descriptive.  The changed meaning no doubt arose from the
fact that, as it would scarcely ever have been worth while to build
embanked roads for the purpose of connecting obscure villages out of the
way of trade, consequently the “high ways” and the “high roads” only came
into existence between important centres.  But this highly specialised
meaning was destroyed when Turnpike Acts and Highway Acts began to be
passed.  The first Turnpike Act, one relating to the road to the North,
referred to the Shoreditch, Stamford Hill, Ware, and Royston route, which
joined the Great North Road at Alconbury Hill.  It was passed in 1663,
and authorised a toll-gate at Stilton, among other places.  In the
preamble to this Act we find the road spoken of as “the ancient highway
and post-road leading from London to York and so into Scotland.”  Later
Acts providing for the collection of tolls on the main roads and for the
formation of Turnpike Trusts, whose business it was to collect those
tolls and with them keep the “turnpike” roads in repair, named them
“turnpike roads”; while other legislation, culminating in the General
Highway Act of William the Fourth, perpetrated a delightful paradox by
especially designating by-roads “highways.”  The cardinal difference, in
the eyes of the law, was that a turnpike road was a main line of
communication, to be maintained in proper order throughout its length by
taxes collected from the users of the road; while highways were only
local roads for local use and to be maintained by the respective parishes
in which they were situated.  The ways in which these parish roads were
kept in repair were sufficiently curious.  “Statute labour” preceded
highway rates, and was so called from a statute of Philip and Mary
providing for parish road-surveyors, and for men, horses, carts, and
materials to be supplied by the farmers at their orders, for repairs.
“Statute labour” survived in a fashion until the passing of the General
Highway Act of 1835, when it was wholly superseded by rates.  In later
days parishes united and formed Highway Boards, just as they formed Poor
Law Unions; and choosing a surveyor, levied a common highway rate.  These
surveyors were not always, nor often, competent men.  They were, in fact,
generally elected by the Boards or the Vestries from some necessitous
inhabitants little above the status of the broken-down old men who were
paid a trifle to break or spread stones in order to keep them from being
burdens to the parish in the workhouse.  These surveyors were appointed
and work done in fear of the parishes being indicted and heavily fined
for the dangerous condition of their roads, but it is obvious that they
must have been very badly repaired in those times.  Nowadays the roads
are all highways, since the turnpikes have been abolished, and their
repair, outside the boroughs, is the business of the County Councils.




II


BEFORE Macadam and Telford appeared upon the scene, the office of
road-surveyor was very generally looked down upon.  No self-respecting
engineer, before the time of these great men, condescended to have
anything to do with roads.  It is true that a forerunner of Macadam and
Telford had appeared in Yorkshire in 1765, when “Blind Jack of
Knaresborough” began the construction of the Boroughbridge and Harrogate
road, the first of the long series for which he contracted; but he was
not an official road-surveyor, nor by profession an engineer.  He was, in
fact, an engineer born and wholly untaught.

John Metcalf, the famous blind roadmaker, was born in 1717, and lost his
eyesight at six years of age.  A native of Knaresborough, he filled in
his time many parts; being fiddler, huckster, soldier, carrier,
proprietor of the first stage-wagon between York and Knaresborough, and
road and bridge maker and contractor by turns.  The marvellous instinct
which served him instead of sight is scarce credible, but is well
authenticated.  He joined Thornton’s company of Yorkshire volunteers
raised at Boroughbridge to meet the Scots rebels in the ’45, and marched
with them and played them into action at Falkirk.  His marvellous
adventures have no place here, but his solitary walk from London to
Harrogate in 1741 concerns the Great North Road.  Being in London, and
returning at the same time, Colonel Liddell of Harrogate offered Blind
Jack a seat behind his carriage, which Metcalf declined, saying that he
could easily walk as far in a day as the colonel could go in his carriage
with post-horses.  This incidentally shows us how utterly vile the roads
were at the time.  Metcalf, although blind and unused to the road, having
travelled up to London by sea, walked back, and easily reached Harrogate
before the colonel, who posted all the way.

Liddell, who had an escort of sixteen mounted servants, started an hour
later than Metcalf.  It had been arranged that they should meet that
night at Welwyn, but, a little beyond Barnet, on Hadley Green, where the
roads divide, Metcalf took the left hand, or Holyhead, road by mistake
and went a long distance before he discovered his mistake.  Still he
arrived at Welwyn first.  The next day he was balked at Biggleswade by
the river, which was in flood, and with no bridge to cross by.
Fortunately, after wandering some distance along the banks, he met a
stranger who led the way across a plank bridge.  When they had crossed,
Metcalf offered him some pence for a glass of beer, which his guide
declined, saying he was welcome.  Metcalf, however, pressed it upon him.

“Pray, can you see very well?” asked the stranger.

“Not very well,” replied Blind Jack.

“God forbid I should tithe you,” said his guide.  “I am the rector of
this parish; so God bless you, and I wish you a good journey.”

In the end, Metcalf reached Harrogate two days before the colonel.

Metcalf made many roads around Knaresborough and in different parts of
Yorkshire, but none actually on the Great North Road.  He died, aged
ninety-three, in 1810, five years before Macadam and Telford began their
work upon the roads.  Like them, he rather preferred boggy ground for
road-making, and forestalled both them and Stephenson in adopting fagots
as foundations over mires.  At that time the ignorant surveyors of roads
repaired them with dirt scraped from ditches and water-courses, in which
they embedded the first cartloads of stones which came to hand; stone of
all kinds and all sizes.  This done, their “repairs” were completed, with
the result that the roads were frequently as bad as ever and constantly
in the most rugged condition.  Roads—it may be news to the
uninstructed—cannot be made with dirt.  In fact, a good road through
anything but rock is generally excavated, and the native earth being
removed, its place is taken by coarse-broken granite or rock; this in its
turn receiving a layer of “macadam,” or smaller broken granite or
whinstone, which is finally bound together by a sprinkling of red gravel,
of the kind known by builders as “hoggin,” whose binding qualities are
caused by a slight natural admixture of clay.  In his insistence upon
broken stones, Macadam proved a power of observation not possessed by the
generality of road-makers, whose method was the haphazard one of strewing
any kind upon the road and trusting in the traffic to pack them.  With
rounded pebbles or gravel stones thus chafing against one another, they
never packed into a solid mass, but remained for all time as unstable as
a shingly beach.  Generations of road-making had not taught wisdom, but
Macadam perceived the readiness of the angularities in broken stones to
unite and form a homogeneous mass, and in introducing his system proved
himself unwittingly a man of science, for science has in these later days
discovered that ice is compacted by the action of ice-crystals uniting in
exactly this manner.

A great scheme for laying out the whole of the Great North Road between
London and Edinburgh on a scientific basis was in progress when the
successful trial of the competing locomotives at Rainhill, near
Liverpool, cast a warning shadow over the arrangements, and finally led
to the project being entirely abandoned.  Had the work been done, it is
quite possible that the railways to the north would have taken another
direction; that, in fact, instead of land having to be surveyed and
purchased for them, the new, straight, and level road would have been
given up to and largely used by the railways.  Telford was the engineer
chosen by the Government to execute this work, of which the portion
between Morpeth and Edinburgh was actually constructed.  The survey of
the road between London, York, and Morpeth was begun as early as 1825,
and had been not only completed, but the works on the eve of being
started, when the Rainhill trials in 1829 stopped them short, and caused
the utter waste of the public money spent in the surveying.




III


IT were vain, nowadays, to seek any of the old starting-points from
London.  The late Mr. Frederick Locker-Lampson asked in 1896, “Are ‘The
Bull and Mouth,’ ‘The Spread Eagle,’ The Swan with Two Necks,’ and ‘The
Green Man and Still,’ yet in existence?”  With some little research he
would have discovered that—with the sole exception of the last-named—they
are not.  The “Bull and Mouth” in later years became the “Queen’s Hotel,”
and was demolished only when the site was required for an extension of
the General Post Office in 1887.  At the same time as the “Queen’s”
disappeared, the street at the side of it, called from the old inn “Bull
and Mouth Street,” was stopped up.  In this street was the entrance to
the famous old coaching-stables which were in the last years of their
existence used as a railway receiving-office for goods.  On their being
pulled down, the grotesque plaster sign, representing a giant face with
yawning mouth in which stood a bull, was removed to the Guildhall Museum,
where it may still be seen, together with the yet larger and more
elaborate sign which decorated the frontage of the “Queen’s.”  This also
included a mouth and a bull, set amidst a frame of plaster fruits and
flowers, with the inscription:—

    “Milo the Cretonian,
    An ox slew with his fist,
    And ate it up at one meal,
    Ye gods! what a glorious twist.”

The origin, however, of the curious sign had nothing to do with this
hungry person.  Precisely what was that origin is never likely to be
known; for although the legend that it derived from the capture of
“Boulogne Mouth”—_i.e._ Boulogne Harbour—in the reign of Henry the Eighth
is in general acceptation, it has been shrewdly suspected that this was a
tale wickedly invented by George Steevens, a literary practical joker,
who palmed off many similar stories upon unsuspecting antiquaries at the
end of last century.  A perhaps more likely story is that the sign was
originally the “Bowl and Mouth.”

Under Sherman’s rule the “Bull and Mouth” became a mighty resort of
coaches to and from all parts, but more especially the north, and his
underground stables formed one of the sights of London.

Edward Sherman was a man of many parts, and had a varied career.
Originally a stockbroker, he followed Willans at the “Bull and Mouth” in
1823, and rebuilt it as the “Queen’s” in 1830, continuing the stables
under the old name, and eventually reconstructing them.  The money for
these enterprises came from three old and wealthy ladies whom he married
in succession.  If the stranger, unversed in the build and colour of
coaches, could not pick out the somewhat old-fashioned, bright-yellow
vehicles as Sherman’s, he was helped in identifying them by the pictorial
sign of the inn painted on the panels—rather a startling one, by the way,
to the rustics.  Sherman, however, had not the prescience of Chaplin or
of Horne, who clearly foresaw the success of railways, and he kept his
coaches on the roads for some time after they were opened to their
destinations.  He was sufficiently ill-advised not to come to terms with
the railway companies, and actually attempted, with the “Red Rover,” to
run the Manchester trains off.  Of course this could not last very long,
and Sherman withdrew after having lost seven thousand pounds in a
gallant, but futile, competition with steam.

In its prime the “Bull and Mouth” sent forth the Edinburgh and Aberdeen
Royal Mail by York; the Edinburgh, Glasgow, and Aberdeen coach by
Ferry-bridge to Newcastle, where the Glasgow passengers changed; the
Glasgow and Carlisle Royal Mail; the Newcastle “Wellington”; Shrewsbury
and Holyhead “Union” and “Oxonian”; Birmingham “Old Post Coach” and
“Aurora”; Leeds Royal Mail and “Express”; and Leicester “Union Post
Coach.”

The site of the “Swan with Two Necks” is now occupied by the London and
North-Western and South-Western Joint Goods Depot, in Gresham Street.
Modern sculptured keystones may be seen over the entrances, bearing the
effigy of a double-headed swan.  This sign, like that of the “Bull and
Mouth,” is a corruption of a widely different term; originally, indeed,
the “Swan with Two Nicks,” from the particular “nicks” with which the
bills of the swans belonging to the Vintners’ Company on the Thames were
marked.  The City Companies each had their swans on the river, and even
nowadays they are maintained on the upper reaches.  The young cygnets
were marked at the annual festival of “swan-upping,” at which the City
magnates used hugely to enjoy themselves.  The old and the new “nicks” of
the Vintners’ Company are pictured here.

[Picture: Old And New Swan Nicks] So far back as 1556, the “Swane with ij
Nekes at Mylke Street End” was known, and was then the property of the
Vintners.  In the coaching era it is best remembered as the headquarters
of the great William Chaplin’s huge coaching business.  Chaplin succeeded
William Waterhouse, who had established himself here in 1792, issuing a
curious token bearing the representation of a mail-coach on one side and
that of the Double-Necked Swan on the other, with the legend, “Speed,
Regularity, and Security.  Payable at the Mail Coach Office, Lad Lane,
London, W.W.”

Lad Lane was until recent years the name by which this part of Gresham
Street was known, while the inn itself was generally called by the
coaching fraternity the “Wonderful Bird.”

Chaplin had in early days been a coachman himself.  His career would have
delighted that sturdy moralist, Hogarth, painter of the successful career
of the Industrious Apprentice, for from that useful but humble position
he rose to be the largest coach-proprietor in England, Deputy-Chairman of
the London and Southampton (now London and South-Western) Railway, and
Member of Parliament for Salisbury.  He is said to have accumulated half
a million of money.  Twenty-seven mails left London every night, and of
these Chaplin horsed fourteen for various distances.  Very many
stage-coaches were in his hands, and at the height of the coaching era he
is said to have owned nearly two thousand horses.  He was an entirely
level-headed man, and, seeing at an early stage that railways must
succeed, threw in his lot with them.  Railway directors were exceedingly
anxious to win over the coaching proprietors, and to induce them to
withdraw from the road, so that with no coaches running the public should
of necessity, whether they liked it or not, be compelled to travel by
rail.  Chaplin sold off his stock before the oncoming railways
depreciated it, and, joining Benjamin Worthy Horne, of the “Golden
Cross,” Charing Cross, founded the great carrying firm of Chaplin and
Horne, which enjoyed the exclusive agency for the London and Birmingham
Railway.  There can be little doubt, although it was denied by the early
officials of that line, that Chaplin and Horne were really bought off the
road, and the sum of £10,000 has been mentioned as the price of their
withdrawal.  Before that time had come, coaches issued from Chaplin’s
yard for many places on the north-western roads: the Carlisle Royal Mail;
the Birmingham Royal Mail, “Courier,” and “Balloon Post Coach”; the
Chester “New Coach”; Coventry “Light Post Coach”; Liverpool Royal Mail;
Holyhead “New Mail” and a stage-coach without any particular name; and
the Manchester Royal Mail, “Defiance,” “Regulator,” and “Prince
Saxe-Cobourg.”  The “Spread Eagle” in Gracechurch Street has also
disappeared.  It was at one time a house of Chaplin’s, and was afterwards
owned in succession, together with the “Cross Keys” next door, by Mrs.
Nelson and Mrs. Mountain.

           [Picture: Modern sign of the “Swan with Two Necks”]

The “Green Man and Still,” the last of the quartet of inns inquired after
by Mr. Locker-Lampson, is the only one now standing, and may be seen at
the corner of Oxford and Argyll Streets, close by Oxford Circus.  It was
not a coaching hostelry in the fullest sense, being only a place of call
for the Oxford “Age,” and for the Harrow and other north-westerly “short
stages,” running between London and the suburbs.  It is now a railway
receiving-office.  This curious sign probably alludes to the old
profession of the “herb-doctors,” who distilled medicines from wild or
cultivated herbs.  There were other inns whence Great North Road coaches
set out, but they have all vanished.  The “George and Blue Boar,”
Holborn, whence the famous “Stamford Regent” started, has long since been
pulled down, and the “Inns of Court Hotel” stood on its site.  The hotel
building remains, but about 1912 it ceased to be a hotel, and has since
been converted into offices for an Insurance Company.  The “Regent”
originally left London at six o’clock in the evening, but in 1822 the
hour was altered to six in the morning, an unearthly time for those who
had to go some distance to reach Holborn, and necessitating, perhaps,
getting up at three o’clock.  The announcement by the proprietors that
this alteration was for the “more perfect convenience” of their patrons
seems ironical:—

                          SIX O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING
                                 From London.

                                  * * * * *

                              THE PROPRIETORS OF
                               THE REGENT COACH

    Respectfully inform the public and their friends in particular, that,
    for their more perfect convenience, and to keep pace with the daily
    improvements in travelling, the hour of its leaving London will be
    altered on Monday, the 13th of May (and continued during the summer
    months),

                        TO SIX O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING,
                             _Instead of Night_.

    The arrangements that are forming in furtherance of this long-desired
    alteration will ensure a steady and punctual conveyance of Passengers
    to Stamford by a Quarter before Six o’clock, and to Melton by a
    Quarter before Nine o’clock in the Evening.

    The hours of leaving Melton and Stamford will NOT be altered.

    The proprietors take this opportunity to acknowledge their sense of
    the decided patronage shown to the REGENT COACH under their several
    regulations, and to repeat their promise that no exertion shall be
    wanting to make it one of the most desirable conveyances to and from
    London.

    Passengers and Parcels booked at Mr. Weldon’s, and the Bull and Swan
    Inn, Stamford; and at Mr. Sharp’s, Bell Inn, Melton.—_Stamford_,
    _May_ 1, 1822.

            [Picture: The “Spread Eagle,” Gracechurch Street]

The “Saracen’s Head,” Snow Hill, which must not he confounded with the
other and equally celebrated “Saracen’s Head” in Aldgate High Street, was
another very notable coaching establishment, and a galleried inn of
picturesqueness and antiquity.  Alas! that it has long since disappeared.
Its history went back beyond the fifteenth century, and a reference made
to it in 1522, when the suite of the Emperor Charles the Fifth lay here,
speaks of the house as of some importance:—“The signe of the Sersyns hed:
xxx beddes, a stable for xl horses.”

The sign, of course deriving from the Crusades, itself gives the inn a
very high antiquity.  It was a sign of a gruesome and savage aspect, and
had its origin in the pictures the returning Crusaders drew of their
adversaries.  As Selden says:—“Our countrymen pictured them with huge,
big, terrible faces, when in truth they were like other men.  But this,”
he adds slyly, “they did for their own credits.”  The inn owed its later
celebrity to Dickens, who made it the London inn of Mr. Squeers.  Thus he
describes it:—“Near to the jail, and by consequence near to Smithfield,
on that particular part of Snow Hill where omnibus horses going eastward
seriously think of falling down on purpose, and where horses in hackney
cabriolets going westward not unfrequently fall by accident, is the
coachyard of the Saracen’s Head Inn; its portal guarded by two Saracens’
heads and shoulders frowning upon you from each side of the gateway.  The
inn itself, garnished with another Saracen’s head, frowns upon you from
the top of the yard.  When you walk up this yard you will see the
booking-office on your left and the tower of St. Sepulchre’s Church
darting abruptly up into the sky on your right, and a gallery of bedrooms
upon both sides.”

There is a “Saracen’s Head” on Snow Hill to this day, but it is a modern
building.  From the old house went the “Lord Nelson,” York, Newcastle,
and Edinburgh coach; the “Post,” despite its name, a slow-coach, for
Carlisle and Penrith, by Doncaster, Ferrybridge, and Greta Bridge,
doubtless the one by which Mr. Wackford Squeers took his “dear pupils” to
Dotheboys Hall; and coaches to Hull, Liverpool, Manchester, Birmingham,
and Shrewsbury, besides others for the western roads.  The “Saracen’s
Head” was kept by Mrs. Mountain, in succession to her husband and her
husband’s father.  Her son, Peter, managed the business for her, but it
must not be supposed that she took no active part in it.  To the
contrary, Mrs. Sarah Ann Mountain, like her contemporary, Mrs. Nelson, of
the “Bull,” Aldgate, possessed the most brilliant business capacity.  She
built coaches, as well as horsing them, and earned a profit by charging
her partners down the road the mileage which in the usual course of
business would have been paid over to a coach-builder.  There was no more
expressive sight in the London of the beginning of the nineteenth century
than the simultaneous starting of the mails every evening from the
General Post Office.  Londoners and country-cousins alike were never
weary of the spectacle of the smart coaches, the business-like coachmen,
and the resplendent, scarlet-coated guards preparing to travel through
the night, north, south, east, or west, with his Majesty’s mails.  Even
the passengers shone with a reflected glory, and felt important as, one
after the other, the twenty-seven mails began at the stroke of eight
o’clock to move off from the double file that lined the street.

                [Picture: The “Saracen’s Head,” Snow Hill]

That street was not the broad thoroughfare of St. Martin’s-le-Grand, but
the narrow one of Lombard Street, in which the General Post Office was
situated for many years, until 1829, when what is now called the “old”
General Post Office, but was then the newly completed building of
Smirke’s, was occupied.  The old headquarters can still be seen, in the
Lombard Street Post Office of to-day.  It is from here that the picture
of the mails starting, forming the frontispiece of this volume, was
taken.  To our eyes, accustomed to the crowded thoroughfare of modern
times, the street appears supremely dull and desolate, but that is only a
retrospective way of looking at it.

Here is a testimony to the beauty of the scene.  It is eloquent
testimony, for it is De Quincey’s:—“On any night the spectacle was
beautiful.  The absolute perfection of all the appointments about the
carriages and the harness, their strength, their brilliant cleanliness,
their beautiful simplicity—but, more than all, the royal magnificence of
the horses—were what might first have fixed the attention.  Every
carriage, on every morning of the year, was taken down to an official
inspector for examination—wheels, axles, linchpins, poles, glasses,
lamps, were all critically probed and tested.  Every part of every
carriage had been cleaned, every horse had been groomed, with as much
rigour as if they belonged to a private gentleman; and that part of the
spectacle offered itself always. . . .  Every moment are shouted aloud by
the post-office servants, and summoned to draw up, the great ancestral
names of cities known to history through a thousand years—Lincoln,
Winchester, Portsmouth, Gloucester, Oxford, Bristol, Manchester, York,
Newcastle, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Perth, Stirling, Aberdeen—expressing the
grandeur of the empire by the antiquity of its towns, and the grandeur of
the mail establishment by the diffusive radiation of its separate
missions.  Every moment you hear the thunder of lids locked down upon the
mail-bags.  That sound to each individual mail is the signal for drawing
off, which process is the finest part of the entire spectacle.  Then came
the horses into play.  Horses!  Can these be horses that bound off with
the action and gestures of leopards?  What stir! what sea-like ferment!
what a thundering of wheels! what a trampling of hoofs! what a sounding
of trumpets!”




IV


NOW for Post Office history.  Much has been made at the “old” General
Post Office in St. Martin’s-le-Grand; and although the building was not
in existence until 1829, it has sent forth and received many
mail-coaches.  Its disappearance in 1912, we say, therefore severs the
last link by which this busy quarter was connected with the old days.

     [Picture: The Mails starting from the General Post Office, 1832]

The story of the Post Office goes back long before the G.P.O. was
situated either here or at Lombard Street.  The original Post Office was
off Eastcheap.  When it was there, the course of post between London and
Edinburgh took three days.  The first regular service was established in
1635, when Charles the First, to end the inefficiency of the
communications between the two capitals, inaugurated “a running post or
two, to run night and day, between Edinburgh and London, to go thither
and come back again in six days.”  We may suppose that this did not work
very well, for in 1649 we find the city of London establishing a post of
its own with a regular staff of runners and postmasters between London
and the North.

But with the Restoration came the establishment of the General Post
Office and an instantaneous decline in the efficiency of the post, six
days instead of three being taken for the single journey to or from
Edinburgh.  This roused the towns on the way to indignant protests, and
the post was accelerated to “three and a half or four days,” the
acceleration being slower than the original time.

But however keenly the intermediate towns may have felt this, it could
not have mattered much to Edinburgh, whose mail-bag was very scanty.  One
day in 1745, we are told, the mail brought only one letter, for the
British Linen Company; and on another day in the same year only one was
despatched to London, for Sir William Pulteney, the banker.

In 1750 things were no better, but eight years later an Edinburgh
merchant, George Chalmers, procured an improvement.  Before 1758 the
Great North Mail set out three times a week and took eighty-seven hours
in going north, and not fewer than one hundred and thirty-one from
Edinburgh to London.  This last itinerary was lengthened so greatly in
time on account of stoppages made at Berwick and at Newcastle, ranging
from three hours at one to twenty-four at the other.  These delays
Chalmers, in corresponding with the officials, proved to be quite
needless.  He also induced them to avoid the old and longer route through
Thorne and York and to take the alternative road by Boroughbridge, thus
shortening the journey by twelve miles.  The times were then fixed at
eighty-two hours for the northward-bound mail, and eighty-five for the
south.  For his services the Government made Chalmers a grant of £600.
Some years afterwards he induced the Post Office to run the mails six
days a week.

But a greater than Chalmers was at hand in Palmer, the organiser of the
mail-coach service.  Palmer accomplished, according to De Quincey, “two
things very hard to do on our little planet, the earth, however cheap
they may be held by eccentric people in comets: he had invented
mail-coaches, and he had married the daughter of a duke.  He was
therefore just twice as great a man as Galileo, who did certainly invent
(or, which is the same thing, discover) the satellites of Jupiter, those
very next things extant to mail-coaches in the two capital pretensions of
speed and keeping time; but, on the other hand, who did not marry the
daughter of a duke.”  Palmer married, in point of fact, Lady Madeline
Gordon, daughter of the Duke of Richmond, but De Quincey does not lay the
stress he should have done on his having fought his postal scheme to
success against the obstinacy and red-tapeism of the Post Office
officials, itself an enterprise sufficient to daunt any but the stoutest
heart.  Government officials have a wonderful power of passive resistance
and an insensibility to argument and proof which might be envied by a
lamp-post.  It was thought a brilliant rejoinder when one of these Post
Office dunderheads replied to Palmer’s scheme for supplanting the slow
and uncertain post-boys by fast coaches with the observation that there
was no reason why the post should be the swiftest conveyance in England!
No doubt this witty gentleman resigned in an access of mortification when
Palmer actually succeeded in being appointed Controller-General of the
Post Office, with a salary of £1,500 a year and a two and a-half per
cent. commission on a rise of the income above the £240,000 at which it
stood when he was placed at the head of affairs.  The first mail-coach
was put upon the Bath Road on the 8th of August 1784, and its success was
so great and immediate that the chief towns of the kingdom presently
began to petition for similar facilities to be accorded them.  York was
the first successful applicant, and a mail was put on the road between
London, York, and Edinburgh in October of the same year, taking three
nights and two days to perform the journey.  This was not a very
remarkable rate of speed, to be sure, but the times were not so hurried
then.  A greater speed was attained when the roads began to be
reorganised by Telford and Macadam.  Macadam’s method of metalling the
existing roads and Telford’s reconstruction of steep and winding highways
produced great results.  To Macadam was due the greater speeds attained
at last on the mail route between London and Edinburgh; for, although
Telford’s improved road was begun in 1824, it was never completed owing
to the introduction of railways.  Government had, in fact, by this time
recognised the necessity of good roads, and, fresh from the
reorganisation of the mail route between London and Holyhead, had
determined on an improved communication between England and Scotland.
This road, already referred to, was to be straight and as flat as
engineering science could contrive it, and a portion—that between
Edinburgh and Morpeth—was constructed about 1824, going by way of Soutra
Hill, Lauderdale, Coldstream, and Wooler.  The route between London and
Morpeth was also surveyed and authorised, and portions between London and
York actually begun, when the opening of the Stockton and Darlington
Railway in 1825 convinced the authorities that the days of the road were
numbered.

But although it was long apparent that a change was impending, coaches
were not entirely run off the Great North Road for another twenty years,
and Post Office surveyors were still busy expediting the mails over short
cuts and roads of more favourable gradients.  Thus in 1832 we find the
Scotch mail going by way of Selby.  Here is the official time-bill for
that year:—

MILES
           LONDON                dep.           8.00 P.M.
      12½  Waltham Cross         arr.            9.25  ,,
       22  Ware                   ,,            10.26  ,,
      35½  Buckland               ,,            11.52  ,,
      45½  Arrington              ,,           12.57 A.M.
       60  Huntingdon             ,,             2.30  ,,
      65¼  Alconbury Hill         ,,             3.03  ,,
      72¼  Stilton                ,,             3.45  ,,
       87  Stamford               ,,             5.15  ,,
       95  Stretton               ,,             6.03  ,,
     108½  GRANTHAM              arr.            7.23  ,,
                                 dep.            8.03  ,,
     115½  Long Bennington       arr.            8.53  ,,
     122¼  Newark                 ,,             9.30  ,,
     132¾  Scarthing Moor         ,,            10.34  ,,
     145½  Barnby Moor            ,,            11.49  ,,
     155¼  Rossington Bridge      ,,           12.47 P.M.
     159½  Doncaster              ,,             1.12  ,,
     166¼  Askerne                ,,             1.55  ,,
     179¾  Selby                  ,,             3.21  ,,
      194  YORK                  arr.            4.54  ,,
                                 dep.            5.34  ,,
     207¼  Easingwold            arr.            6.54  ,,
      218  Thirsk                 ,,             7.58  ,,
      227  Northallerton          ,,             8.52  ,,
      243  Darlington             ,,            10.28  ,,
     261½  Durham                 ,,            12.23  ,,
      276  NEWCASTLE-ON-TYNE     arr.            1.50  ,,
                                 dep.            1.53  ,,
     290½  Morpeth               arr.            3.22  ,,
     300½  Felton                 ,,             4.23  ,,
     309¾  Alnwick                ,,             5.17  ,,
     324½  BELFORD               arr.            6.47  ,,
                                 dep.            7.17  ,,
     329¾  Berwick-on-Tweed      arr.            8.47  ,,
     353½  Houndswood             ,,            10.09  ,,
     369¼  Dunbar                 ,,            11.41  ,,
     380¼  Haddington             ,,           12.45 P.M.
     397¼  EDINBURGH              ,,             2.23  ,,
               _Time_—42 hours 23 minutes

The “up” mail was timed considerably slower, 45 hours 39 minutes.

The punctuality of the mails was so great that the Glasgow and the
Edinburgh mails, which went by Shoreditch and Islington respectively, and
took different routes as far as Alconbury Hill, where their roads met,
could always be depended upon to keep the official interval of four
minutes which divided them at that point.  Their route was identical
between Alconbury Hill and Doncaster, where the Glasgow mail branched off
to the left to Ferrybridge and Greta Bridge.

This was the _ne plus ultra_ of Post Office enterprise on the Great North
Road, and closes an era.




V


WE have seen with what extraordinary speed letters were carried in the
time of Charles the First between London and Edinburgh; but how did folk
travel?  They rode horseback, from kings, to nobles, and down to
merchants; princesses, madam, or my lady riding pillion.  Private
carriages—“coaches,” they were called—had been introduced in 1553, when
Queen Mary rode in one, as a novelty, from London to Westminster, drawn
by six horses.  In 1556 Sir Thomas Hoby had one of these strange
machines, and just because the fact is expressly mentioned we see how
rare they were.  In fact, they went out of use altogether for a time, and
were reintroduced by William Boonen, Queen Elizabeth’s Dutch coachman, in
1564.  On this occasion they came into better favour, and their numbers
must have greatly increased, for a Bill “to restrain their excessive use”
was introduced to Parliament, and rejected, in 1601.  But both their make
and the fearful condition of the roads forbade them being used in the
country.  Moreover, they had only shutters in place of windows, the first
“glass coach” being that used by the Duke of York in 1661.

It was in 1658 that the first stage-coach between London and Edinburgh
was put on the road.  It set out once a fortnight, but the length of the
whole journey and just what kind of vehicle it was are unknown.  Four
days, however, and two pounds were consumed in travelling between London
and York.  The cost of the whole journey was four pounds.

In 1734 things do not seem to have been much better, John Dale
advertising in the May of that year that a coach would take the road from
Edinburgh for London “towards the end of each week, to be performed in
nine days, or three days sooner than any coach that travels that road.”
After this matters went from bad to worse, and speed was slower twenty
years later than it had been for a long time.

The _Edinburgh Courant_ of 1754 contained the following advertisement:—

                          THE EDINBURGH STAGE COACH,

    for the better accommodation of passengers, will be altered to a new
    genteel, two-end, glass coach machine, being on steel springs,
    exceeding light, and easy to go in ten days in summer and twelve in
    winter; to set out the

                           FIRST TUESDAY IN MARCH,

    and continue it from HOSEA EASTGATE’S, the COACH AND HORSES in DEAN
    STREET, SOHO, LONDON, and from JOHN SOMERVILLE’S in the CANONGATE,
    EDINBURGH, every other Tuesday, and meet at BURROW BRIDGE on Saturday
    night and set out from thence on Monday morning, and get to LONDON
    and EDINBURGH on Friday.  In winter to set out from LONDON to
    EDINBURGH every other (alternate) Monday morning, and to go to BURROW
    BRIDGE on Saturday night.  Passengers to pay as usual.

                        Performed, if God permits, by

                                                     Your dutiful servant,
                                                           HOSEA EASTGATE.

Even Hosea Eastgate’s conveyance stands forth as a miracle of swiftness
and frequency when compared with the coach of 1763, which set out once a
month and took a _fortnight_, _if the weather was favourable_!  Probably
this degeneracy of coaches was due to the practice of travellers clubbing
together to hire a post-chaise for the journey.  This was a plan
eminently characteristic of the Scottish mind.  It both secured quicker
travelling and saved expense.  The Edinburgh papers of that time often
contained advertisements inquiring for a fellow-passenger to share these
costs and charges.

Edinburgh, as a matter of fact, even now a far cry, was beyond the ken of
most Londoners in those times, and London was to Edinburgh folks a place
dimly heard of, and never to be visited, save perhaps once in a lifetime.
York, half-way, was better known, and was well supplied with coaches.
The “Black Swan” in Coney Street, York, received and sent forth a
coach—in after years known as the “York Old Coach”—so early as 1698.
This appears to have always laid up for the winter and come out again in
April, like the cuckoo, as a harbinger of spring.  One of these spring
announcements was discovered, some years since, in an old drawer at the
“Black Swan.”  It runs:—

                                YORK Four Days

                                 Stage-Coach.

                _Begins on Friday the_ 12_th_ _of April_ 1706.

    ALL that are defirous to pafs from _London_ to _York_, or from York
    to London, or any other Place on that Road; Let them Repair to the
    _Black Swan_ in _Holbourn_ in _London_, and to the _Black Swan_ in
    _Coney Street_ in _York_.

    At both which Places they may be received in a Stage Coach every
    _Monday_, _Wednefday_, and _Friday_, which performs the whole Journey
    in Four Days (_if God permits_).  And fets forth at Five in the
    Morning.

    And returns from _York_ to _Stamford_ in two days, and from
    _Stamford_ by _Huntingdon_ to _London_ in two days more.  And the
    like Stages on their return.

    Allowing each Paffenger 14lb. weight, and all above 3d. a Pound.

    Performed By

                                                       _Benjamin Kingman_.
                                                         _Henry Harrifon_.
                                                         _Walter Bayne’s_.

    Alfo this gives Notice that Newcaftle Stage Coach fets out from York
    every Monday and Friday, and from Newcaftle every Monday and Friday.

It is singular that this coach should have had a “Black Swan” at either
end of its journey.  The London house was in later years the well-known
“Black Swan Distillery” in Holborn.

To display the many coaches, their names and times of arrival and
departure in these pages would afford but dull reading.  Besides,
Paterson and Cary, those encyclopædic old road-books, contain lists of
them in interminable array: the “Highflyers,” “Rockinghams,” “Unions,”
“Amitys,” “Defiances,” “Wellingtons,” “Bluchers,” “Nelsons,” “Rodneys,”
and what not.  There was so extraordinary a run upon these popular names
that they are often triplicated—and sometimes occur six times—on the
local and byroad coaches; with the result that if the traveller desired
to travel by the “Highflyer,” let us say, to Edinburgh, he had to
carefully sort it out from other “Highflyers” which flew not only to
Leeds but to all kinds of obscure places.

The early stage-coaches must have been terribly trying.  They were, as
Byron says of the “kibitka,” “a cursed kind of carriage without springs.”
As time went on they were not only provided with glass windows, but—as
duly set forth in the advertisements—were furnished with springs and
cushions.  The resources of civilisation were not exhausted at this
point, for it was gravely announced that the guards were armed, and the
coaches were bullet-proof!

The life of a coach-proprietor was all hard work, with no little anxiety
attached.  Up early and to bed late—for on however large a scale his
business might be, it was one peculiarly dependent upon the master’s
eye—he knew the inner meaning of the primeval curse, and earned his
living by the sweat of his brow.  And, lest that was not sufficient, the
Government sweated him in a financial sense.  The coaching business was
the especial prey of Chancellors of the Exchequer, and yielded huge
returns.  If it be argued that coach-proprietors, unlike railway
companies, had no parliamentary powers to obtain, and no enormous
expenses for purchase of land and construction of lines, this can be met
by setting forth the heavy duties and taxes, the great outlay on turnpike
tolls, and the relatively high cost of haulage by horses.  The initial
expenses of a railway are immense, the upkeep of lines and buildings
large; but the actual cost of steam-power as against horse-traction is
absurdly little.  Railways, of course, pay passenger duty, and immense
sums in the aggregate for rates and taxes; but they are not burdened as
the coaches were.  If it cost from £3 10s. to £6 15s. to travel “outside”
or “inside” by ordinary stage-coach between London and Edinburgh, those
high figures were the necessary results of Government exactions and
turnpike imposts.  Duties and taxes varied from time to time, but a
stage-coach licensed, about 1830, to carry fifteen passengers paid a duty
of threepence a mile, whether the coach carried a full load or not.
Thus, for every single journey, a coach licensed to that extent paid £4
19s. 3d.  A coach could be licensed to carry a smaller number, when the
duties would be proportionately lighter, and coaches licensed for fifteen
or so during the summer would take out a licence for perhaps six or eight
in winter, when travellers were few and far between.

Suppose, now, that we roughly add up the working expenses of a
stage-coach to Edinburgh.  We start with the passenger-duty of £4 19s.
3d.  To this we add, say, £4 for hire of coach at the rate of 2½d. a
mile; £4 19s. 3d. for horsing, at 3d. a mile; and £6 12s., turnpikes, at
4d.  This gives a total of £20 10s. 6d.  But we have not yet done with
expenses, including wages for coachmen, guards, ostlers, and helpers;
advertising, rent, oil for lamps, greasing, washing, etc.

There would be six, or perhaps seven, coachmen, one driving about sixty
miles, when he would be relieved by another; and perhaps four guards,
because guards, not having the physical exertion of driving, could go
longer journeys.  The proportion of their week’s wages must be added to
the debit account for the one journey, together with the proportion of
the £5 yearly tax payable for every coachman and guard employed, and a
similar annual sum for the coach itself.  Any more items?  Oh yes!
Office expenses, clerks, etc., and incidentals.  If we lump all these
items together, they will mean an additional £12 cost on every journey to
or from Edinburgh, bringing the cost to the proprietors to over £32.

Now for the other side of the account.  Our coach is licensed for
fifteen, and if we carry our four insides and eleven outsides all the
way, it holds £65 10s. at the fares named above—about 4d. and 2d. a mile
respectively.  But how often were those fifteen “through” passengers?
Not more, perhaps, than half would be bound for Edinburgh.  Others might
alight at York, or even at Grantham or Stamford.  Others, again, might go
to Newcastle.  For fares thus lost, the proprietors looked to chance
passengers; but the shillings and perhaps the two shillings taken on the
way for short distances went, by common consent, into the coachmen’s and
guards’ pockets, and were never entered on the way-bill.  In this manner,
and by their “tips,” the men added to their somewhat meagre wages, which,
rightly considered, were retaining-fees rather than full payment.  This
practice was generally known as “shouldering.”  Some proprietors,
however, were stricter than others, and did not allow it.  Of course it
went on all the same, and the standing toast which they were compelled to
give at annual coaching dinners, “Success to shouldering,” with the
proviso, “but don’t let me find you at it,” was a tacit acknowledgment of
the custom.  In later days, when proprietors paid slightly higher wages
and tried to forbid tips, the coachmen were loth to give up these odd
sums, for the diminution of tips was greater than the increase of wages.
They then pocketed larger fares, and called the practice “swallowing.”  A
tale is told of a coach approaching town, and the coachman asking his
box-seat passenger if he had any luggage.  “No,” said the passenger.
“Then,” rejoined the coachman, “do you mind getting down here, sir,
because I mean to swallow you.”  The passenger got down, and was
“swallowed” accordingly.

The average takings of the coach would certainly never, at the best of
it, come to more than £50 a journey, leaving a balance of £15 10s.
profit.  Now, taking a year of three hundred and thirteen days, and
coaches “up” and “down,” this gives a profit of £9,702—not, be it borne
in mind, going to one man.  The “end men” had the greatest share, as they
had also the heaviest expenses, and the “middle-ground men” got little
beyond the mileage on which they horsed the coaches; but with twenty-five
stages or so, and twenty-five participants in the profits, it will be
seen that the individual earnings on one coach could not be classed very
high.




VI


IT was a costly as well as a lengthy business to travel from London to
Edinburgh.  Not so lengthy, of course, by mail as by stage-coach, but
much more expensive.  If you wished to take it comfortably during the
forty-two hours and a-half or so of travelling, you went inside,
especially if it happened to be in winter; but an inside place cost
eleven guineas and a-half, which was thought a much larger sum in 1830
than it would be nowadays.  Accordingly, the stalwart and the not
particularly well-to-do, who at the same time wanted to travel quickly,
went outside, whereby they saved no less than four guineas.

But let not the reader think that these respective sums of eleven and
a-half and seven and a-half guineas comprised the whole of the
traveller’s expenses in the old days.  There were numerous people to tip,
such as porters, waiters, and last, but certainly not the least of them,
the coachmen and guards, who at the end of their respective journeys,
when they left their seats to a new guard or a new Jehu, “kicked” the
passengers, as the expressive phrase went, for their respective two
shillings or so.  To be kicked at intervals in this figurative manner,
all the way between London and Edinburgh, was not physically painful, but
it came expensive; and what with the necessary meals and refreshments
during those forty-two hours or so, it could scarce have cost an “inside”
less than fifteen guineas, or an “outside” less than eleven.

Now let us take the mazy “Bradshaw” or the simpler “A B C” railway
guides, and see what it will cost us in time and pocket to reach the
capital of Scotland.  A vast difference, you may be sure.  It is possible
to go by three different routes, but the distance is much the same, and
the times vary little, whether you go by Midland, London and
North-Western, or by the Great Northern Railway.  The last-named has, on
the whole, the best of it, with a mileage of 395 miles, and a fast train
performing the journey in seven hours and twenty-five minutes.  It costs
by any of these routes for first-class travelling, which answers to the
“inside” of old times, fifty-seven shillings and sixpence, and thirty-two
shillings and eightpence by third-class, equivalent to the “outside.”
{40}  You need not tip unless you like, and even then but once or twice,
and assuredly no one will ask you for one.  Whether you travel “first” or
“third,” a dining-saloon and an excellent dinner are at your service for
a moderate sum, and the sun scarce rises or sets with greater certainty
than that the Scotch express or its London equivalent will set out or
reach its destination at its appointed minute.

Accidents—when they happen—are beyond comparison more fearful on the
railway than ever they were on the coaches; but they are rare indeed when
it is considered how many trains are run.  Coaching accidents were
frequent, but just because they seldom ended fatally they do not figure
so largely in coaching annals as might be expected.  A dreadful accident,
however, happened in 1805 to the Leeds “Union” coach, owing to the reins
breaking and the horses dashing the vehicle against a tree.  This
occurred at a point about half a mile from Ferrybridge.  William Hope,
the coachman, and an outside passenger were killed, and many others
seriously injured.  The jury imposed a deodand of £5 on the coach and £10
on the horses.

In later years, an almost equally serious disaster happened to another
Leeds coach, the “Express.”  It was racing with the opposition “Courier,”
which had been stopped at the bottom of the hill for the purpose of
taking off the drag, and in the effort to pass was upset, with the result
that a woman was killed on the spot, another was laid up for a year with
a broken leg, and other passengers were more or less injured.  Probably
because of the evident recklessness displayed by the coachman, a deodand
of £1,400 was laid on the coach.  The mail-coaches were not so often
involved in disasters as the stages.  They had not the incentive to race,
and smashes arising from this form of competition were infrequent.  But
other forms of accident threatened them and the stage-coaches alike.
There were, for instance, fogs, and they were exceedingly dangerous.
Penny, an old driver of the Edinburgh mail, was killed from this cause.
Starting one foggy night, he grew nervous, and asked the guard, a younger
and stronger man, to take the reins.  He did so, and drove up a bank.
The mail was upset, and Penny was killed.

Snow and frost were the especial foes of the mails on the northern
stretches of the Great North Road, just as widespread floods were in the
Huntingdonshire and Nottinghamshire levels, by Ouse and Trent; so that no
mail-coach was completely equipped which did not in the winter months
carry a snow-shovel.

But it was not always the north-country coaches that felt the fury of the
snowstorms.  The famous storm of December 1836 blocked all roads
impartially.  The Louth mail, which left the Great North Road at Norman
Cross, had to be abandoned and the mails transferred to the lighter
agency of a post-chaise, while numerous others were buried in the snow as
far south as St. Albans.

The earlier and later periods of coaching were productive of accidents in
equal degrees.  Stage-coaches may be said to date, roughly, from 1698,
and continued as lumbering, uncomfortable conveyances until competition
with the mails began to smarten them up, soon after 1784, when their
second period dawned.  Stage-coachmen of the first period were well
matched with their machines, and not often fit to be trusted with any
other cattle than a team of tired plough-horses.  Their want of skill
generally caused the accidents in those days, and the efficiency of
others was affected by the conditions of their employment.  The “classic”
age had not arrived, and bad roads, ill-made coaches, and poor horses,
combined with long hours of driving to render travelling quite dangerous
enough, without the highwaymen’s aid.  Coachmen drove long distances in
those days, and sometimes fell asleep from sheer weariness—a failing
which did not conduce to the safety of the passengers.  But the old
coach-proprietors did not do the obvious thing—make the stages shorter
and change the coachman more frequently.  No; they contrived a hard,
uncomfortable seat for him which rested on the bed of the axletree in
such a manner as to shake every bone in his body, and to render repose
quite out of the question.

              [Picture: The Louth Mail stopped by the snow]

To these clumsy or worn-out fellows succeeded the dashing charioteers of
the palmy age of coaching, which we may say came into full being with the
year 1800, and lasted for full thirty years.  Many broken heads and
limbs, and bruises and contusions innumerable, can be laid to the account
of these gay sportsmen.  Washington Irving has left us a portrait of the
typical stage-coachman of this time, in this delightful literary jewel:—

    “He cannot be mistaken for one of any other craft.  He has commonly a
    broad full face, curiously mottled with red, as if the blood had been
    forced by hard feeding into every vessel of the skin; he is swelled
    into jolly dimensions by frequent potations of malt liquors, and his
    bulk is still further increased by a multiplicity of coats in which
    he is buried like a cauliflower, the upper one reaching to his heels.
    He wears a broad-brimmed, low-crowned hat, a huge roll of coloured
    handkerchief about his neck, knowingly knotted and tucked in at the
    bosom, and has in summer-time a large bouquet of flowers in his
    buttonhole—the present, most probably, of some enamoured country
    lass.  His waistcoat is commonly of some bright colour, striped; and
    his small-clothes extend far below the knees, to meet a pair of
    jockey-boots which reach about half-way up his legs.

    “All this costume is maintained with much precision; he has a pride
    in having his clothes of excellent materials, and, notwithstanding
    the seeming grossness of his appearance, there is still discernible
    that neatness and propriety of person which is almost inherent in an
    Englishman.  He enjoys great confidence and consideration along the
    road; has frequent conferences with the village housewives, who look
    upon him as a man of great trust and dependence, and he seems to have
    a good understanding with every bright-eyed country lass.  The moment
    he arrives where the horses are to be changed, he throws down the
    reins with something of an air, and abandons the cattle to the care
    of the ostler; his duty being merely to drive from one stage to
    another.  When off the box, his hands are thrust into the pockets of
    his great-coat, and he rolls about the inn-yard with an air of the
    most absolute lordliness.  Here he is generally surrounded by an
    admiring throng of ostlers, stable-boys, shoe-blacks, and those
    nameless hangers-on that infest inns and taverns, and run errands,
    and do all kinds of odd jobs for the privilege of battening on the
    drippings of the kitchen and the leakings of the tap-room.  These all
    look up to him as an oracle, treasure up his cant phrases, echo his
    opinions about horses and other topics of jockey-lore, and, above
    all, endeavour to imitate his air and carriage.  Every ragamuffin
    that has a coat to his back thrusts his hands in the pockets, rolls
    in his gait, talks slang, and is an embryo coachey.”

But how different the last years of this gorgeous figure!  When railways
were projected, the coachman laughed at the idea.  He thought himself
secure on his box-seat, and witnessed the preparations for laying the
iron rails with an amused confidence that his horses could run the
“tin-kettles” off the road with little trouble.  He kept this frame of
mind even until the opening of the line that competed with him; and even
when it was proved to demonstration that railways could convey passengers
at least three times as swiftly as coaches, and at about a quarter of the
cost, he generally professed to believe that “it couldn’t last long.”
His was the faith that should have moved mountains—to say nothing of
blighting locomotives; but it was no use.  His old passengers deserted
him.  They were not proof against the opportunities of saving time and
money.  Who is?  Nor did they come back to him, as he fondly thought they
would, half-choked with cinders and smoke.  He was speedily run off the
road.  There were those who liked him well, and, unwilling to see him
brought low, made interest with railway companies to secure him a post;
but he indignantly refused it when obtained; and, finding a cross-country
route to which the railway had not yet penetrated, drove the coachman’s
horror—a pair-horse coach—along the by-ways.  Gone by now was his lordly
importance.  He had not even a guard, and frequently was reduced to
putting in the horses himself.  He grew slovenly, and was maudlin in his
drink.  “Tips” were seldom bestowed upon him, and when he received an
infrequent sixpenny-piece, he was known to burst into tears.  The
familiar figure of Belisarius begging an obolus is scarce more painful.
The last of him was generally in the driving of the omnibus between the
railway station and the hotel; a misanthropic figure, consistently
disregarded by his passengers, lingering, resolutely old-fashioned in
dress, and none too civil, superfluous on the stage.

            [Picture: Entrance to London from Islington, 1809]




VII


THESE long preliminaries over, we may duly start for the North from the
General Post Office, coming to Islington by way of Goswell Road.  Here,
at the “Peacock” or the “Angel,” travellers of a century and a-half ago
were one mile from London, or from Hicks’s Hall, which was the same
thing.  A milestone proclaimed the fact, and its successor, with a
different legend, stood until quite recently opposite the Grand Theatre,
on Islington Green.  Here stood the first toll-gate as you went out of
London.  Here also was the village pound for strayed horses and cattle.
Here again, according to those who do not know anything at all about it,
the bailiff’s daughter of Islington might have met her lover; only,
unhappily for this Islington, the old ballad refers to quite another
Islington, away in Norfolk.

The usual suburban perils awaited wayfarers to Islington at any time
during the eighteenth century, and those bound for it from the city were
accustomed to wait at the Smithfield end of St. John Street until a
number had collected, when they were convoyed outwards by the armed
patrol stationed there for that purpose.  But the footpads were quite
equal to the occasion, and simply waited until those parties dispersed
for their several homes, and then, like skilful generals, attacked them
in detail.  The Islington Vestry were obliged to make a standing offer of
£10 to any one who should arrest a robber; but that this failed seems
certain, for at a later period we find the inhabitants subscribing a fund
for rewards to those who arrested evildoers.

Time has wrought sad havoc with Islington’s once rural aspect, and with
its old coaching inns.  That grand coaching centre, the “Peacock,” has
utterly vanished, and so has the picturesque “Queen’s Head,”—gabled,
Elizabethan—wantonly destroyed in 1829; while the “Angel,” pulled down in
1819 and rebuilt, and again rebuilt in 1900, has since retired from
business as a public-house, and is now a tea and lunch place, in the
hands of a popular firm of caterers.  In early days, and well on into the
nineteenth century, the Green was really a pleasant spot, with tall elms
shading the footpaths, and a very rustic-looking pound for strayed
cattle.  Near by stood for many years a little hatter’s shop, bearing the
legend in large characters, “Old Hats Beavered,” and it is curious to
note how, in a long succession of old prints, this shop and its now
curiously sounding notice kept their place while all else was changing.

                     [Picture: Islington Green, 1820]

Islington was once a Cockney paradise, and to it retired, as into the
country, the good citizens and shopkeepers of London, setting up
miniature parks and pleasances of their own.  So favourite a practice was
this that the witlings of that period, a hundred and fifty years ago,
used to publish absurd notices supposed to have been found displayed at
the entrances of these haunts.  “The New Paradise,” ran one of them,
“Gentlemen with Nails in their Boots not Admitted.”  Perhaps also
“Serpents Warned Off.”  At that time, and long before, Islington was
resorted to on account of some alleged mineral waters existing here.
“Islington,” according to M. Henri Misson, who travelled in England, and
wrote a book about us and our country in 1718, “is a large village, half
a league from London, where you drink waters that do you neither good nor
harm, provided you don’t take too much of them.”  This is decidedly a
“palpable hit,” and may be commended to those who take medicinal waters
in our own time.

“It is not much flock’d to by People of Quality,” he goes on to observe.
Here, at least, he is not out of date.  People of Quality do not flock to
Islington.  The medicinal waters are all gone; and that Islington is,
even now, not in any great degree a resort of fashion is an
incontrovertible fact.

Between this and Highgate, the road leading to what the poets call the
“true and tender North” is by no means happy.  Any other of the classic
highways of England begins better, and however delightful the Holloway
Road may have been in the coaching age, it is in these crowded days a
very commonplace thoroughfare indeed.  The long reaches of mean streets
and sordid bye-roads combine with the unutterably bad road surface to
render the exit from London anything but pleasurable.

Sir Walter Scott, on his way down to Abbotsford in 1826, calls the Great
North Road “the dullest road in the world, though the most convenient,”
and the description, minus the convenience, might well stand for its
suburban portion to-day.  In Sir Walter’s time, however, these first few
miles were only just emerging from a condition in which dulness could
have had no part.  In fact, it may well be supposed that the travellers,
who up to that time went by coach to York, well armed, found the journey
a thought too lively.  Indeed, the Holloway Road, into which they came,
from the last outposts of civilisation, was, as it were the ante-chamber
into that direful territory of highwaymen and footpads, the veritable
Alsatias of Finchley Common and Whetstone.  In fact, a few years earlier
still, when there were no houses at Holloway at all, and no district
known by that name, what is now called the Holloway Road was a lonely
track, full of mud and water, through which the coach route ran, infested
all the while by the most villainous characters, compared with whom the
gay highwayman in ruffles and lace, and mounted on a mettlesome horse,
was a knight indeed—a chevalier without fear or reproach.  This stretch
of road lay then between high banks, and considerably below the level of
the surrounding fields.  It was a “hollow” road, as such roads are called
wherever they exist in the country—the actual, original Hollow Way from
which, in the course of time, a whole residential district has obtained
its name.  Such roads, worn down through the earth by constant traffic,
are always very ancient, and though the story of the Holloway Road at a
period from a hundred and fifty to eighty years ago was a disgraceful
one, the inhabitants of that part can console themselves by the soothing
thought that, although it cannot claim the Roman ancestry of the route by
Shoreditch, Waltham Cross and Cheshunt, which was the Ermine Way, the
road in question probably dates back to the respectable antiquity of
mediæval times.




VIII


THE road has been ascending ever since the General Post Office was left
behind, and now we come to the beginning of Highgate Hill, where the old
way over the hill-top, and the more recent one, dating from 1813, divide
left and right.  Here, at the junction of Salisbury Road with Highgate
Hill, stands the Whittington Stone, marking the traditional spot where
Dick rested on his flight, and heard the bells inviting him to

    “Turn again, Whittington,
    Thrice Lord Mayor of London.”

It is a pretty story, and one which, let us hope, will never be forgotten
or popularly discredited; how the boy, running away from ill-treatment at
his master’s house in the city, halted here in his four-miles’ flight,
and resting on the slope of Highgate Hill, saw the clustered spires of
London and the silvery Thames—it _was_ silvery then—down below, and heard
the prophetic message of Bow Bells inviting him to return.  If we can
believe that he had his favourite cat with him, let us believe with joy,
because it goes far to complete the tender story which has always held
captive the hearts of the children; and God forbid we should grow the
less tender towards the beautiful legends of our forbears as we grow
older.

Bow Bells fulfilled their prophecy in full measure and running over, for
Dick Whittington was chosen to complete the year of Mayor—Adam Bamme—who
died in 1397, and was Mayor on three separate occasions as well; in 1397,
1406, and 1420.  He was knighted, of course, and, moreover, he became one
of the richest men of his time.  Perhaps the most dramatic thing recorded
of his prosperous career as Mayor and a member of the Mercers’ Company,
is that splendid entertainment which he gave to Henry the Fifth and his
Queen at Guildhall in his last year of office, when he threw into the
fire bonds equal to £60,000 of our money, due to him from the king—a
generous, nay, a princely gift.

But he was not “Lord” Mayor.  The tradition is wrong in that respect.
There were “Mayors,” but no “Lord Mayor” until 1486.

Who was Richard Whittington?  We know him well in his later career as a
Mercer, and as a pious and patriotic citizen; but whence came he?  Was he
the poor and friendless lad of legend?  Well, not quite that.  Poor,
perhaps, because he was the youngest of three brothers; but not
friendless, for his family was of no mean descent.  His father, Sir
William Whittington, had an estate on which he lived, at Pauntley, in
Gloucestershire, and other possessions of the family were at Sollers
Hope, Herefordshire.  Misfortunes fell upon Sir William, who seems to
have died not long after Dick was born; but the family had friends in the
FitzWarrens, of whom one, Sir John, was a prominent Mercer in London.
Dick’s brothers had, as elder brothers have nowadays, the best chances,
as it seemed, and remained in the country, enjoying the family property,
or following rural employments.  Dick we may readily picture as being
sent to FitzWarren, to learn a trade.  The great man probably took him
for old acquaintance’ sake, and, having received the lad of thirteen, and
turned him over to one of his many underlings, promptly forgot him.  It
is a way with the great, not yet obsolete.  We may with a good conscience
reject that part of the legend which tells how Dick was found, an obscure
waif and stray, on FitzWarren’s doorstep, and taken, in compassion, to
serve as a scullion.  The pantomimes always insist on this, and on the
ferocious cook’s ill-treatment of him; but pantomime librettists have
many sins to answer for.

No; Dick was an apprentice, a poor one, and doubtless taken without a
premium; but not scullion.  There can be little doubt that the country
lad, thus thrown into the midst of many other apprentices in FitzWarren’s
house, must have been an object of sport.  They would taunt him with his
country ways, and, superior in their clothes of London cut, ridicule,
with the cruel satire of boys, his homely duds.  Possibly his flight had
some such origin as this.

But it is chiefly on the legend of the cat that more or less learned
antiquaries have so savagely fallen, with intent to explain it away.  The
cat, they assure us, was a fable, and they go on to say that it was from
coal vessels called “cats,” in which Whittington embarked his money, that
the story grew.  Another school of commentators, eager to reduce the
pretty tale to commonplace, tell us that it originated in the old French
word for a purchase, _achat_.  To what shifts will they not proceed in
this hunt for an ignoble realism!  Whittington is not known to have
engaged in the ownership of colliers, or in the carrying of coal.  A
Mercer has no commerce with such things.  Then, that derivation from the
French _does_ smell of the lamp, does it not?

Now for the truth of his embarking his favourite cat as a venture, to be
sold at a profit in some foreign port.  The story, regarded with a
knowledge of those times, is by no means an improbable one.  Indeed, to
go further, it is quite likely.  Cats were in that era comparatively
rare.  They had a high value at home; were even more valuable in Europe,
and in the darkly-known countries on the confines of the known world—a
small world, too, before the discovery of America—they were almost
priceless.

Many childish searchings of heart have arisen over Dick’s parting with
his cat for love of gain.  Did Dick, like the Arab who sold his steed,
repent with tears?  Perhaps Dick was the happy possessor of two cats, and
his favourite was a “tom.”  If the other was a she-cat, and as prolific
as are our own, no doubt Dick would have been glad to have got rid of
her; except that the progeny themselves were marketable.  To this, then,
we are reduced: that Dick Whittington as a boy bred cats for exportation,
and that his black-and-white Tom, as the progenitor of them all, was the
founder of his fortunes.  The legend tells us of only one cat, which,
when the vessel was driven out of her course to the coast of Barbary, was
sold for immense riches of gold and precious stones to the Sultan, whose
palace was infested with mice.  That may do for the pantomimes; but,
unhappily, the ships that were so unfortunate in those times as to be
driven on those shores were plundered and their crews slain.  It was
cheaper than buying.

But whatever the details, it is certain that Whittington owed his first
successes to his cat.  Several things, despite all destructive criticism,
point to the essential truth of the popular story.  Firstly, original
portraits, painted from the life, testify to it by showing Whittington’s
hand laid caressingly on a black and white cat.  Then, Whittington was
the rebuilder of the old New Gate, and his effigy, with a cat at his
feet, stood in one of its niches until the building was pulled down
hundreds of years afterwards.  Finally, a very remarkable confirmation of
the story came from Gloucester in 1862, when, on a house occupied by the
Whittington family until 1460 being repaired, the fragment of a carved
chimney-piece of that century was discovered, bearing the sculpture of a
boy carrying a cat in his arms.  It may reasonably be claimed that these
evidences, together with the popular belief in the story, which can be
traced back almost to Whittington’s own day, confound unbelievers.

The present Whittington Stone is the degenerate and highly unornamental
descendant of quite a number of vanished memorials to the great Lord
Mayor which have occupied this spot since his day.  It is not by any
means a romantic spot to the sight nowadays, but for those who can bring
romance with them in their own minds, it matters little that the heights
just here are crowned with suburban villa roads, that a public-house—the
“Whittington Stone Tavern”—stands by, or that the whole neighbourhood
reeks vulgarity.  The present stone is dated 1821, and succeeded one
which had disappeared shortly before, itself the successor in 1795 of a
cross.  The existing inscription was recut, and railings enclosing the
stone put up in 1869; a public-house gas-lamp now crowning and
desecrating the whole.




IX


IT is a far cry from the London County Council, the present highway
authority at Highgate, to the first roadmaker here, in 1364.  A hermit,
William Phelippe by name, at that time lived in a little cell on the
lower slope of Highgate Hill, looking down upon London.  From that remote
eyrie, had he been a man of imagination, he might have beheld prophetic
visions of London’s future sprawling greatness, when the tide of life
should rise to the crest of his hill and bring with it bricks and mortar,
wood-pavements, cable-tramways, and other things of equal use and beauty.
He foresaw none of these things, possibly because he did not sufficiently
mortify the flesh.  Certainly he was a hermit not without wealth, and
perhaps therefore not one of your sad-eyed ascetics.  He had a goodly
balance in some old earthenware crock under the floor, or at the bank—the
road bank of the Hollow Way, very old-established—and he had ample
leisure, unencroached upon by toilette requirements, for which hermits
had no use.  Lazing in his cell commanding the road—it stood near where
the Whittington Stone stands now—he had often noticed how wet, miry, and
full of sloughs was the Hollow Way, and with what difficulty travellers
ascended by it.  Accordingly he devised a scheme by which he conferred
benefits alike upon the travellers along the road and the farmers of
Highgate.  He directed and paid for the digging of gravel and the laying
of it along the road, and in the work presently expended all his money.
But in so doing he had made an excellent investment; much better than
leaving it on deposit at the bank mentioned above, where, in the nature
of things, it accrued no interest; for he procured a decree from Edward
the Third, authorising “our well-beloved William Phelippe, the hermit,”
to set up a toll-bar, and licensing him to levy tolls and keep the road
in repair for “our people passing between Heghgate and Smethfelde.”  Thus
were the first toll-bar and the first turnpike-keeper established, and we
may judge that the undertaking was profitable from the records that show
how very largely the roadside hermits throughout the country went into
the business of road and bridge making or mending shortly afterwards.
There were hermits of sorts: some authorised, and some not; some who did
good work in this wise and some who did nothing at all, and yet continued
to live substantially on the mistaken gifts of wayfarers.  The profession
of the eremite was not without its jealousies.  An industrious road-maker
might have a cell placed in a position outside a town favourable for the
collection of dues, when another would set up business, say a quarter of
a mile further out, and so intercept the money; so that travellers having
paid once, had nothing for the real Simon Pure.  Having satisfied Codlin,
they disregarded Short; whereupon it not infrequently happened that if
Short were the more muscular of the two he would go and have it out with
his rival, while the world went by, scandalised at the apostolic blows
and knocks these holy men were dealing one another.

William Phelippe’s licence was renewed every year.  His tariff of tolls
is still extant, and we read that for every cart carrying merchandise,
its wheels shod with iron, twopence per week was paid; if not shod with
iron, one penny.  Every horse carrying merchandise was charged one
farthing per week.  Pedestrians and horsemen without goods went free.
These charges seem absurdly small until we multiply them by twenty, which
gives results representing the present value of money, and then it will
be found that those ancient tolls were on much the same scale as those
which existed until July 1st, 1864, when all turnpikes on public highways
within fifty miles of London were abolished by Act of Parliament.

A great gap stretches between the time of our road-making hermit and that
of Telford—a gap of four hundred and fifty years.  Yet, although Highway
Acts were from time to time devised for the betterment of the roads,
their condition remained bad, and there was always, since 1386, the crest
of Highgate Hill to surmount.

Unless we take this hill-top route to the left we shall not have seen
Highgate; nor, in truth, is there much to see, now that the old Gatehouse
Tavern is gone, and with it the last outward and visible connection with
the days of yore.  The tavern marked the site of the old turnpike-gate
that stood here, the lineal successor of the hermit’s original pitch
lower down, when the old route to Barnet by Tallingdon Lane, Crouch End,
Hornsey Great Park, Muswell Hill, Friern Barnet, and Whetstone was
superseded by the new one through the Bishop of London’s estate, by
Finchley and Whetstone, in 1386.  It is in the existence at that time of
the Bishop’s park that we may perhaps seek with success the origin of the
name of “Highgate,” which does not necessarily allude to the very
obviously “high” gate situated here—more than 350 feet above sea-level.
No; it was the “haigh” gate, the portal which gave access through the
enclosure (_haia_) with which my Lord Bishop’s domain was presumably
surrounded.  Through his land all traffic passed until it emerged on the
other side of Whetstone, where, commanding the entrance to Barnet, stood
another gate in receipt of tolls, swelling the income of that very
business-like ecclesiastic and his successors for hundreds of years.

At the Highgate end dues were collected on horned cattle, among other
things, and here originated the practice of being initiated into the
freedom of Highgate, a mock ceremonial founded upon Roman Catholic rites
at the time of the Reformation.  For three hundred years this farcical
observance was continued at the tavern by the gate, and only fell into
disuse with the decay of coaching.  Those who had not previously passed
this way were “sworn in on the horns,” a practice traced to the
unwillingness of the cattle drovers who frequented the tavern to allow
strangers to mix with them.  This exclusiveness no doubt originated in
the fear of trade secrets being divulged, a feeling which may still be
met with among commercial travellers of the older school, who resent the
appearance of the mere tourist in their midst.  The stranger who in olden
times happened upon these drovers at Highgate was discouraged from taking
bite or sup here, and only permitted to join them after having kissed the
horns of one of their beasts.  This speedily became elevated (or
degraded, shall we say?) into a sort of blasphemous ritual parodying the
admission of a novice into the Church, and this again, with the lapse of
time and the dying of religious hatreds, developed into the merely
good-natured farce played during the last hundred years of the existence
of the custom.

When the coaches pulled up here, it was soon discovered, by judicious
questioning, who were the strangers who had not been made “free.”  They
were made to alight, and, having removed their hats and kissed a pair of
horns mounted on a pole, “the oath” was administered by the landlord in
this wise:—“Upstanding and uncovered: silence.  Take notice what I now
say to you, for _that_ is the first word of the oath; mind _that_.  You
must acknowledge me to be your adopted father.  I must acknowledge you to
be my adopted son.  If you do not call me father you forfeit a bottle of
wine; if I do not call you son I forfeit the same.  And now, my good son,
if you are travelling through this village of Highgate, and you have no
money in your pocket, go call for a bottle of wine at any house you may
think proper to enter and book it to your father’s score,” and so forth.

An initiate had to swear never to drink small beer when he could get
strong (unless he preferred small); never to eat brown bread when he
could get white (unless he preferred brown); never to kiss the maid when
he could kiss the mistress (unless he preferred the maid, and in case of
doubt he might kiss both); after which he had to kiss the horns or the
woman in the company who appeared the fairest, as seemed good to him, the
ceremony concluding with the declaration of his privileges as a freeman
of Highgate.  Among the well-known privileges were—that if he felt tired
when passing through Highgate and saw a pig lying in a ditch, he might
kick the pig away and take its place, but if he saw three lying together
he must only kick away the middle one and lie between the other two!




X


IT was on Highgate Hill that the great Francis, Lord Bacon, whom some
believe to have written Shakespeare’s dramas, fell a martyr to his
scientific enthusiasm.  Driving up this chilly eminence one winter’s day
when the snow lay on the ground, it occurred to him that, from its
chemical constituents, snow must possess admirable preservative
properties, and he accordingly resolved immediately to put this theory to
the proof.  Stopping his carriage at a neighbouring farmhouse, he
purchased a fowl and stuffed it carefully with snow.  Being in weak
health at the time, he took a chill, and before he could be driven home,
became so alarmingly ill that he was obliged to be carried to Lord
Arundel’s house at Highgate.  There a damp bed aggravated his seizure, so
that in a few days he died, in 1626.

Farmhouses are far to seek from Highgate Hill nowadays, new roads and
streets of shops being more general.  With the end of the eighteenth
century, Highgate became a populous little town, but its outskirts did
not altogether lose their terrors for travellers.  Suburban villas had
begun to sparsely dot these northern heights of London with the coming of
the new era, but the New Police had not yet been brought into being; and
so belated dwellers in these wilds afforded fine sport for the footpads,
who, hunting in couples, and armed with horrible pitch-plasters, attacked
the mild citizen from behind, and, clapping a plaster over his mouth,
reduced him to an enforced silence, while they emptied his pockets at
leisure.  It was late one night in 1807 that Grimaldi, the most famous of
all clowns, was robbed on Highgate Hill by two footpads.  They spared him
the usual plaster, perhaps because there was no one else about, and so it
did not matter in the least how loudly he might shout for help.  Among
minor articles of spoil, they secured a remarkable watch which had been
given him two years before as a testimonial by his many admirers.  The
dial represented his face in character when singing his popular comic
song, “Me and my Neddy.”  The robbers, seeing this, immediately
recognised him.  Looking at one another, they could not make up their
minds to rob him of his treasure, and so they gave it back, Grimaldi
goggling and grinning at them the while, as on the stage.  So, with a
vivid recollection of Sadler’s Wells, and bursting with laughter, they
left him.

It is peculiarly unfortunate for those who are uncertain about their
aspirates that London and its neighbourhood should abound in place-names
beginning with the letters “A” and “H.”  Cockneys have ever—or ’ave
hever, shall we say?—been afflicted with this difficulty; but they are
overcoming the tendency of their forbears to speak of “’Ornsey,
’Ampstead, ’Igit, ’Arrow, ’Omerton, ’Ackney, ’Endon or ’Atfield.”  The
classic anecdote in this connection is that of the City Alderman who
lived at Highgate, praising his locality to a distinguished guest at a
Mayoral banquet.

             [Picture: Old Highgate Archway, demolished 1897]

“Don’t you think ’Iget pretty?” he asked.

“Really,” the guest is supposed to have replied, “I haven’t known you
long enough to say.”

“I’m not talking of meself,” returned the Alderman, “but of ’Iget on the
’Ill.”

Until 1813 coaches and foot-passengers alike toiled over the Hill,
through Highgate village, and by a roundabout road into East End,
Finchley, which, with its adjoining hamlets, was until quite recently so
greatly cut off from London by these comparatively Alpine heights and the
lack of suburban railways, that it was, for all practical purposes, as
distant as many other places fifty or sixty miles away, but situated on
more level roads or on direct railway routes.  To remedy this the Archway
Road was cut direct from the Upper Holloway Road to East End, saving half
a mile in the distance to be travelled and a hundred feet in the height
to be climbed.

The Archway and the Archway Road were constructed about 1813, following
upon the failure of the original idea of driving a tunnel through the
hill-top.  The Hill is a great outstanding knob of London clay, a
substance both difficult and dangerous to pierce; but it was not until
the work was nearly completed that it fell in, one day in 1812, happily
before the labours of the day had been begun.  The present open cutting
of the Archway Road, rather over a mile in length, took the place of the
projected tunnel, and the Archway was constructed for the purpose of
carrying Hornsey Lane across the gap.  If an unlovely, it was in its way
an impressive, structure, even though the impression was, rather of the
nightmare sort.  It was scarcely necessary, for Hornsey Lane has been at
no time a place of great resort, and the traffic along it could have been
diverted at small cost, and with little inconvenience made to cross the
Archway Road by a circuitous route.  Highgate Archway has now
disappeared, giving place to a lighter structure, spanning the road
without the support of the cumbrous old piers which, until the summer of
1900, continued to block three-fourths of the way.  It has gone because
the road-traffic has grown with the suburbs and the way was not wide
enough; but its disappearance removes a landmark proclaiming where town
and country met.

The making of the Archway and the road was no public-spirited act, but
the commercial undertaking of a Company, whose total expenses were very
large, and, by consequence, the tolls exacted extremely high.
Pedestrians were not chargeable at ordinary toll-gates, but here they had
to pay a penny, or go the tedious way over the Hill.  Sixpence was levied
on every laden or draught horse.

It was not a profitable undertaking, even at these rates, and the tolls
had a very decided effect in stemming the advance of Suburbia in this
direction.  In 1861, when the abolition of tolls within fifty miles of
London was a burning question, the Company owed the Consolidated Fund no
less than £13,000.  The Government bought it out for £4,000, receiving
£9,000 by instalments spread over fifteen years, after which period the
road was to be declared free.  It was accordingly opened free of toll in
1876.  And thus it remained, as in the illustration, until 1897, when it
was demolished and the roadway widened.  The present Archway was opened
in 1900.




XI


EAST End, Finchley, to which we now come, is one of the many straggling
settlements built upon Finchley Common.  Stretches of fields alternate
with rows of new shops and tiny old-world cottages.  Here stands the
“Bald-Faced Stag,” with the effigy of a stag surmounting the
appropriately bald elevation of that huge and ugly public-house.  The
yards of monumental masons jostle it on either hand; a grim and
unpleasing conjunction, and a prelude to those vast townships of London’s
dead, the St. Marylebone, Islington, and St. Pancras Cemeteries, which
with other properties of the Cemetery Companies render the road dismal
and people these northern heights with a vast population of departed
citizens.  The merry market-gardener has betaken himself and his cabbages
to other parts, and the builder builds but sparely.

Just where the Great Northern Railway bridge crosses over the road at
East End stands the “Old White Lion,” in a pretty wooded dip of the road.
The house was once known, and marked on the maps as the “Dirt House,”
from its having been the house of call of the market-wagons on the way to
London with produce, and on the way back with loads of dirt and manure.
The wood was also known as “Dirt House Wood.”  It was here also that
Horne the coachmaster’s stables were situated.

To this succeeds North Finchley, beginning at the junction of a road from
Child’s Hill with the Great North Road, known as Tally Ho Corner.  North
Finchley, called by the genteel “Torrington Park,” is yet another
settlement, filched, like the cemeteries, from Finchley Common by
successive iniquitous Acts of Parliament at the beginning of the
nineteenth century.  Could the gay highwaymen who, a hundred years ago,
were gathered to their fathers at the end of a rope down Tyburn way
revisit Finchley, the poor fellows would sadly need a guide.  Where,
alas! is Finchley Common, that wide-spreading expanse of evil omen on
which these jovial spirits were so thoroughly at home?  Finchley Common,
once second only to the far-famed Hounslow Heath, has long since been
divided up between the many who, more than a hundred years ago, conspired
to cheat the people of their birthright in this once broad expanse of
open space.  The representatives of the people at Westminster allowed it,
and my Lord Bishop of London profited by it, together with lesser folk,
each in their several degrees.  The Common then extended to considerably
over two thousand acres.  Of this vast tract only a few acres are left,
beyond North Finchley.  The rest was sold quietly, and by degrees, for
absurdly small sums.

         [Picture: The Great Common of Finchley: a parlous place]

Between 1700 and 1800 the great Common of Finchley was a parlous place,
and not one of the better-known highwaymen but had tried his hand at
“touching the mails” as they went across this waste; or patrolled the
darkest side of the road, ready to spring upon the solitary traveller.
Indeed, the childlike simplicity of the lonely travellers of those days
is absolutely contemptible, considering the well-known dangers of the
roads.  For instance, on the night of the 28th August, 1720, a horseman
might have been observed in the act of crossing Finchley Common.  He had
fifteen guineas in his pocket, and ambled along as though he had been in
Pall Mall instead of on perhaps the most dangerous road in England.  At a
respectful distance behind him came his servant, and just in front of
him, midway of this howling wilderness, stood three figures.  “There is
an eye that notes our coming,” says the poet, and three pairs of eyes had
perceived this wayfarer.  They belonged to an enterprising individual
named Spiggott and to two other ruffians, whose names have not been
handed down to posterity.  The weirdly named Spiggott was apparently
above disguising himself; his companions, however, might have stood for
stage brigands, for one of them had the cape of his coat buttoned over
his chin, and the other wore a slouched hat over his eyes.  In addition
to this, he kept the ends of his long wig in his mouth—which seems rather
a comic opera touch.  It is to be hoped, rather than expected, that the
traveller with the guineas saw the humour of it.  In the twinkling of an
eye one brigand had seized his horse and made him dismount, while the
others covered him with their pistols.  The servant also was secured, the
guineas transferred with the dexterity of a practised conjurer, the
horses turned loose, and then the three rode away, leaving the traveller
and his servant to get on as best they could.  Spiggott eventually paid
the penalty of his rashness in not disguising himself in accordance with
the canons of the hightoby craft, for when, a little later in his career,
he was caught, with some others, in an attempt on the Wendover wagon at
Tyburn, he was identified by the Finchley traveller.  The end of him was
the appointed end of all his kind.  The moral of this story seems to be
“Wear a mask when engaged in crime.”

In 1774, Edmund Burke, travelling to Malton, in Yorkshire, was stopped
here by two highwaymen, who robbed him of ten guineas, and his servant of
his watch, in the most easy way.  Some of these highwaymen were, indeed,
persons who took their calling in an earnest and whole-hearted manner,
and doubtless regarded Jack Sheppard as a mere scatterbrain, quite
unfitted to be in business for himself.  Thoroughly business-like men
were Messrs. Everett and Williams, who entered into a duly drawn and
properly attested deed of partnership, by which it was agreed that they
should work together on Finchley Common and elsewhere and divide the
profits of their labours into equal shares.  Their industry prospered,
and the common fund soon reached the very respectable total of £2,000.
But when required to render accounts and to pay over half this amount,
Mr. Williams refused; whereupon his partner brought an action-at-law
against him, in 1725.  A verdict for £20 was actually obtained, and
appealed against by the defendant.  The court then very properly found
the matter scandalous, and sentenced Everett to pay costs, the solicitors
engaged on either side being fined £50 each for their part in this
discreditable affair.  One partner was executed, two years later, at
Maidstone, and the other at Tyburn, in 1730.

There still exists an ancient oak by the road at a place called Brown’s
Wells, at the corner of a lane nearly opposite the “Green Man,” and in
the trunk of this last survival of the “good old days” there have been
found, from time to time, quite a number of pistol bullets, said to have
been fired by passing travellers at the trunk to frighten the highwaymen
who might chance to be hiding behind it, under cover of the night.  The
tree itself has long borne the name of Turpin’s Oak, no less celebrated a
person than the re-doubtable Dick himself having once frequented it.
History fails to inform us who was the Brown after whom the Wells were
named.  I suggest they should be, and were in the first place “Brent
Wells”; a source of the river Brent.  Nor are those Wells—whatever they
may have been—now in existence, while the name itself is only perpetuated
by two or three old stuccoed villas beside the road.

[Picture: Turpin’s Oak] Turpin, of course, is the greatest of all the
rascals who made the name of the Great North Road a name of dread.
Before him, however, the redoubtable Jack Sheppard figured here, but not,
it is sad to relate, in an heroic manner.  In fact that nimble-fingered
youth, after escaping from the Stone Jug (by which piece of classic slang
you are to understand Newgate to be meant) had the humiliation to be
apprehended on Finchley Common, disguised in drink and a butcher’s blue
smock.  That was the worst of those roystering blades.  The drink was the
undoing of them all.  If only they had been Good Templars, and had
sported the blue ribbon, it is quite certain that they had not been cut
off untimely; and might, with reasonable luck, even have retired with a
modest competence in early years.  It was in 1724 that Jack Sheppard was
arrested by Bow Street runners on the Common, and the fact somewhat
staggers one’s belief in the wild lawlessness of that place.  To capture
a highwayman in his own peculiar territory!  One might just as soon
expect to hear of the Chief Commissioner of Police being kidnapped from
Scotland Yard.  And yet it is quite certain that Finchley was no safe
place for a good young man with five pounds in his pocket and a mere
walking-stick in his hand, whether he proposed to cross it by night or
day.  Even sixty-six years later this evil reputation existed; for, in
1790, the Earl of Minto, travelling to London, wrote to his wife that
instead of pushing on to town at night, he would defer his entry until
morning, “for I shall not trust my throat on Finchley Common in the
dark.”  Think of it!  And Dick Turpin had been duly executed fifty years
before!

Of the many names in the long and distinguished roll of road agents who
figured here at some time or another in their meteoric careers, it is not
possible to say much.  There was the courageous and resourceful Captain
Hind, the whimsically nicknamed “Old Mob,” burly Tom Cox, Neddy Wicks,
and Claud Duval.  Duval’s proper territory is, however, the Bath Road.

The palmy days of the highwayman were before 1797, the year of Pitt’s Act
for Restricting Cash Payments.  Before then, travellers carried nothing
but gold, and as they required plenty of that commodity on their long and
tedious journeys, the booty seized by these gentry was often
considerable.  Bank notes then came into favour, and were issued for as
low a denomination as one pound.  These would have been a perilous kind
of plunder, and accordingly as they grew popular, so did the certainty of
a good haul from coaches and post-chaises diminish, until panics came,
banks failed, and paper money became for a time a discredited form of
currency.  By that time the roads were better patrolled, and coin was to
be conjured from the pockets of the lieges with less safety than before.
From these causes, and from the new law which made it penal to receive
stolen goods as well as to steal them, we may date the decadence of a
great industry, now utterly vanished from the roads.




XII


[Picture: “The Whetstone”] WHETSTONE, coming next after the Finchleys, is
held in local legends to have acquired its name from the battered old
stone still to be seen embedded in the ground by the signpost of the
“Griffin” inn.  On it the men-at-arms are said to have whetted their
swords and spears before the battle of Barnet.  The sceptical smile at
this antiquity, and for their benefit there is a rival legend which gives
the date as that of 1745, when King George’s army marched down to meet
Prince Charles and his Highlanders.  Antiquaries have often demolished
this derivation of the place-name; but the hoary (and quite unveracious)
tale survives, and is doubtless immortal.  You may explain it away, but
the stone is there, and your local patriot is ever a materialist in such
a resort.

It is a straggling, broad-streeted village, with a breadth implying the
originally small value of the land, and encroachments here and there upon
the old building-line proving both the implication and the fact that,
many years ago, there were those who, having the foreknowledge of a
coming betterment, and more daring than their neighbours, grabbed while
they might.  Many inns, laundries, dairy-farms, great black-timbered
barns, and a few rotting hoardings and unfinished houses make up the long
street and tell alike of a vanished rusticity and of an arrested
development.

Chaplin, the great coach-proprietor, had large stables here, his first
stage out of London on the northern roads.  They were placed here, rather
than at Barnet, in order to avoid expenses at Whetstone Gate, situated
down the road, near Greenhill Cross.  Whetstone Gate gave travellers
going north the welcome intelligence that they had finally passed
Finchley Common and come to the better roads and more reputable society
of Barnet, where they were safe from highwaymen.

The road across Finchley Common was in passive alliance with these
gentry.  When Pepys visited Barnet, in 1660, partly for sake of its now
forgotten medicinal waters, he found the highway “torne, plowed, and
digged up,” in consequence of the heavily laden wagons and their long
struggling teams of horses and oxen, which had made havoc with what had
been a fairly good roadway.  Progress was difficult, even in the best
circumstances, and when stress of weather made it almost impossible, the
highwaymen robbed with impunity, and absolutely at their leisure.

The road remained more or less in this condition up to the early years of
the nineteenth century.  This was partly owing to the mistaken local
patriotism which had prevented the remodelling of it in 1754, when the
rustics of Whetstone routed the surveyor and his labourers at the point
of the pitchfork.  Better counsels prevailed in the first decade of the
new era, and the eight miles of highway under the control of the
Whetstone and Highgate Turnpike Trust rose in 1810 to be considered as
good as any in the kingdom.  It then became possible, for the first time
in its history, for the Barnet stage to leave for London and to reach its
destination without the necessity of stopping on the way for tea.  The
Trustees were naturally pleased with their road, and so in 1823 received
with some surprise, under the new Act for the improvement of the line of
road from London to Holyhead, a demand for the reconstruction of the
highway between Prickler’s Hill and the southern end of Barnet town.
They pointed out how greatly superior their portion of the road was to
others, but to no purpose.  The Government admitted the excellence of the
surface, but boggled at the severity of the gradient, and practically
insisted on its being reduced.

The Trustees were dismayed.  Telford and Macadam supplied rival plans,
and both foreshadowed heavy expense.  Telford’s idea was to slice off the
top of Barnet Hill, and to run the road through a more or less deep
cutting through the street; a plan which, if adopted, would have left the
houses and the footpaths in the position of buildings overhanging a
cliff.  Fortunately for Barnet the scheme drawn up by Macadam prevailed.
It was for the partial filling up of the dip in the road between
Prickler’s Hill and the excessively steep entrance into the town, an
entrance even now by no means easily graded.  What it must originally
have been may readily be judged by looking down from the present embanked
road to the old one, seen going off to the left, in the hollow where the
old roadside houses still stand, among them the “Old Red Lion,” on the
site of the inn where Pepys stayed.  The end one of a row of ten or
twelve cottages, at the corner of May’s Lane, was once a toll-house.

The work of making the new road, begun in 1823, was not completed until
four years later, at a cost of £17,000.  A large portion of this heavy
sum went in compensation to the Sons of the Clergy Corporation, for land
taken.  The cost of these improvements came eventually, of course, out of
the pockets of travellers along the road.  On this Trust they were
mulcted severely, for the Trustees, finding the existing tolls to be
utterly inadequate to their expenses, obtained powers in 1830 to increase
them.  They considered themselves hardly treated in being obliged to
undertake such costly works on the eve of the London and Birmingham
Railway being constructed—a railway which would have the effect of
withdrawing traffic from the road, and reducing receipts at the
toll-gates to a minimum; but the end, although not far off, was not yet,
and on the 3rd of July they succeeded in letting the tolls by auction for
one year at the handsome sum of £7,530.  Accordingly they commenced to
pay off their debts, and succeeded in liquidating the whole of them by
the beginning of 1842, notwithstanding two successive reductions of tolls
in 1835 and 1841.

It was in 1833 that the London and Birmingham Railway obtained its Act,
and it was opened throughout on September 7, 1838, the first of the
railways which were to contribute to the ruin of Barnet’s great coaching
and posting trade.  The annual takings at Whetstone Gate immediately fell
to £1,300, but it lingered on until the Trust expired, November 1, 1863.

It is interesting, as showing the growth of road traffic, to compare the
figures still available, giving the annual sums at which the tolls at
this gate were let in the old days.  Thus, in Queen Elizabeth’s time,
they were farmed at £40 per annum, and in 1794 they fetched only £150.
But few vehicles passed then.  Forty years later, no fewer than ninety
coaches swept through Whetstone Gate every twenty-four hours!




XIII


BARNET, or Chipping Barnet, or High Barnet, as it is variously called,
stands on the summit of a steep and high ridge running east and west.  On
the east the height of Muswell Hill, now suburban and crowned
conspicuously with that unfortunate place of entertainment, the Alexandra
Palace, is prominent; and on the west are Totteridge and the range of
hills stretching away to Elstree.  Other Barnets, old and new, are
plentiful: East and Friern Barnet, and the modern suburb of New Barnet.
Chipping Barnet derives the first part of its name from its ancient
chepe, or weekly market, granted by Henry the Second, and its more common
prefix of “High,” from its situation on the ridge just mentioned.

Barnet was, to many coaching proprietors, the first stage out of London,
and the town prospered exceedingly on the coaching and posting traffic of
those two great thoroughfares—the Great North Road and the Holyhead Road.
When the Stamford “Regent,” the York “Highflyer,” and the early morning
coaches for Shrewsbury, Birmingham, Manchester, or Liverpool arrived, the
passengers, who had not found time for breakfast before starting, were
generally very sharp-set indeed, and the viands already prepared and
waiting in the cosy rooms of the old hostelries, disappeared before their
onslaught “in less than no time.”  The battle of Barnet was fought over
again every morning, but they were not men-at-arms who contended
together, nor was the subject of their contention the Crown of England.
They were just famished travellers who struggled to get something to eat
and drink before the guard made his appearance at the door, with the
fateful cry, “Time’s up, gentlemen; take your seats please.”  When the
horn sounded in the yard, desperate men would rush forth with hands full
of food, and finish their repasts as best they might on the coach.

                      [Picture: High Street, Barnet]

The two principal inns were the “Red Lion” and the “Green Man.”  It was,
and is now in some degree, a town of inns, but these were the
headquarters of the two great political parties.  Neither was a
“coaching” inn, for they despised trafficking with ordinary travellers,
and devoted themselves wholly to the posting business.  The “Red Lion”
was originally the “Antelope.”  Standing in the most favourable position
for intercepting the stream of post-chaises from London, it generally
secured the pick of business going that way, unless indeed the political
bias of gentlemen going down into the country forbade them to hire
post-horses at a Tory house.  In that case, they went to the “Green Man,”
further on, which was Whig.  And perhaps, in sacrificing to politics,
they got inferior horses!  The “Green Man” placed in midst of the town,
was in receipt of the up traffic, and was the largest establishment,
keeping twenty-six pairs of horses and eleven postboys, against the
eighteen pairs and eight postboys of the “Red Lion”; and it is recorded
that between May 9th and 11th, when, on May 10th, 1808, two celebrated
prizefighters, Gully and Gregson, fought at Beechwood Park, Sir John
Sebright’s place down the road, near Flamstead, no fewer than one hundred
and eighty-seven pairs were changed.  Those three days formed a record
time for the “Green Man,” according to these figures:—

Posting                  £141      17      10½
Bills in the house         54      19        0
Bills in the yard          14      10        0
                         £211       6      10½

The “boys” of the “Green Man” wore blue jackets; those of the “Red Lion,”
yellow jackets and black hats.

An inn called the “Green Man” stands on the site of that busy house, but
it is of more recent date than the old Whig headquarters.  It may be seen
at the fork of roads where the “new” road to St. Albans, driven through
the yard of the old “Green Man” in 1826, branches off.

Thus the “Red Lion” remains, long after the eclipse of its rival.  Its
frontage is impressive by size rather than beauty.  With a range of
fifteen windows in line, and its fiercely-whiskered red lion balancing
himself at the end of a prodigiously long wrought-iron sign, it is
eloquent of the old days.  The lion turns his head north, gazing away
from the direction in which his chief customers came.

But this white-stuccoed frontage does not hide anything of antiquity, for
this is not that original “Red Lion” to which Samuel Pepys resorted.  The
house he refers to in his diary is the “Old Red Lion”; down the hill, at
the approach to Barnet.  There he “lay” in 1667.  “August 11th, Lord’s
Day,” he writes: “Up by four o’clock . . . and got to the wells at Barnet
by seven o’clock, and there found many people a-drinking.”  After
“drinking three glasses and the women nothing,” the party sojourned “to
the Red Lion, where we ’light and went up into the great room, and there
drank, and ate some of the best cheesecakes that ever I ate in my life.”

The keenness of the innkeepers who let post-horses during the last few
years of the coaching age is scarcely credible.  It was a fierce
competition.  The landlord of the “Red Lion” at Barnet thought nothing of
forcibly taking out the post-horses from any private carriage passing his
house, and putting in a pair of his own, to do the next stage to St.
Albans.  This, too, free of charge, in order to prevent the business
going to the hated rival.  Mine host of that hotel also had his little
ways of drawing custom, and gave a glass of sherry and a sandwich,
gratis, to the travellers changing there.  But things did not end here.
The landlord of the “Red Lion,” finding, perhaps, that the sherry and
sandwich at the “Green Man” was more attractive than his method, engaged
a gang of bruisers to pounce upon passing chaises, and even to haul them
out of his rival’s stable-yard.  Evidently a man of wrath, this licensed
victualler!  After several contests of this kind, the authorities
interfered.  The combatants were bound over to keep the peace, the
punching of conks and bread-baskets, and the tapping of claret ceased,
and people travelling down the road were actually allowed to decide for
themselves which house they would patronise!




XIV


FROM Barnet the road runs across Hadley Green, a broad and picturesque
expanse, cursed nowadays with the ubiquitous golfer.  Here, where the
road divides—the Great North Road to the right and the old Holyhead Road
to the left—stands the obelisk known as Hadley Highstone, which serves
both as a milestone and as a memorial of the great battle of Barnet,
fought here on that cold and miserable Easter Day, April 14, 1471, when
Edward the Fourth utterly defeated the Lancastrians under the Earl of
Warwick, the “King Maker.”  Warwick fell, and the Red Rose was finally
crushed.  Hadley Green was then a portion of a wide stretch of unenclosed
country known as Gladsmoor Heath, extending up to Monken Hadley church,
away on the right.  The obelisk was erected by Sir Jeremy Sambrooke in
1740 on the spot where Warwick is said to have been slain.  There is,
however, another spot which aspires to the honour, at Rabley Park, near
South Mimms.  This also has its monumental pillar, but without
inscription.  Among the guileless youth of the neighbourhood it is said
to mark “the place where a soldier was knocked down,” which is a
commonplace way of stating the fact.  But who knocked him down, or why,
or when, is beyond them when questioned.

Past the lodge gates of Wrotham Park and by Ganwick Corner, where stands
the “Duke of York” inn with its bust of that wonderful strategist.  He is
looking enquiringly south, from his alcove over the front door, as though
wondering what has become of all the post-chaises and coaches of old.  He
is that great commander who managed, according to the well-known rhyme,
to march his ten thousand men to the top of a hill and then down
again—but he never otherwise distinguished himself—except by the
magnitude of his debts.

          [Picture: Hadley Green: Site of the Battle of Barnet]

Potter’s Bar marks where the counties of Middlesex and Hertford join.  It
is not a place of delirious delights, consisting of stuccoed villas
fondly supposed to be Italian, and unfinished roads, and streets in a
state of suspended animation.  Until 1897, when it was pulled down, an
old toll-house, the last in a long succession of toll-houses and
toll-bars which had stood here from the earliest times and had given
Potter’s Bar its name, occupied the fork of the roads at the north end of
the village, commanding the high-road and the road on the right to
Northaw.  [Picture: Old Toll-House, Potter’s Bar]  It was not a beautiful
building, but it hinted of old times, and its disappearance is to be
regretted.  It was taken down because already, in the first twelve months
of the new automobile era a car had dashed into it and done most of any
demolition necessary.  A War Memorial now stands on the site.  Between
this and Hatfield the road goes in undulating fashion, with the Great
Northern Railway on the left hand nearly all the way, but chiefly
downhill.  Down Little Heath Hill and then half-way up the succeeding
incline we come to a cutting which affords a newer and easier road than
the hilly route to the left.  [Picture: Ganwick Corner]  Where this joins
the old road again, nearly two miles onward, at Bell Bar, stands the
pretty “Swan” inn.  The “bar” has, of course, long since disappeared.
Immediately ahead is Hatfield Park, stretching away for over three miles.
Through the park, by where the present south lodge stands, the highway
used to run in former times, and brought wayfarers between the wind and
the nobility of the Cecils.  Accordingly the road was diverted at the
instance of the then Lord Salisbury, and the public no longer offend him,
his heirs, executors, or assigns.  And now, for ever and a day, those who
use the road between Potter’s Bar and Hatfield village must go an extra
half mile.  This is indeed a free and happy country.

                           [Picture: Bell Bar]

Hatfield village touches the extremity of wretchedness, just as Hatfield
House marks the apogee of late feudal splendour.  And yet, amid its
tumbledown hovels there are quaintly beautiful old-gabled cottages with
bowed and broken-backed red-tiled roofs, delightful to the artistic eye,
if from the builder’s and decorator’s point of view sadly out of repair.
Motor repair-shops and garages, with their squalid advertisements, have
helped to ruin Hatfield, and the railway does its share, running closely
to the main road, and, with the station directly opposite the highly
elaborate modern wrought-iron gates that lead to Hatfield House,
detracting not a little from that state of dignified seclusion by which,
as we have just seen, a former Marquis of Salisbury set such store.  Let
us hope his pale ghost does not revisit his old home.  If it does, it
must be sorely vexed.

But at any rate, that Marquis who was one of Queen Victoria’s Prime
Ministers, sits there in bronze portrait-effigy.  He gazes mournfully,
directly at the railway booking-office, as one who has long been waiting,
without hope, for a train.  It is a fine statue, by Sir George Frampton,
R.A., and bears the inscription:—

                            ROBERT ARTHUR TALBOT,
                    Marquess of Salisbury, K.G., G.C.V.O.,
                        Three times Prime Minister of
                          Great Britain and Ireland,
                                  1830–1903.
              Erected to his memory by his Hertfordshire friends
            and neighbours in recognition of a great life devoted
                        to the welfare of his country.

Hatfield House, that great historical museum and ancient repository of
State secrets, is little seen from the village, nor have we, as wayfarers
along the road, much to do with it.  It is by the parish church, its
characteristic Hertfordshire extinguisher spire so prominent above the
tumbled roofs of Hatfield, that we may glimpse the older parts of the
house.  In that church lies its builder, the great Robert Cecil, his
effigy, with the Lord Treasurer’s wand of office, recumbent on a slab
uplifted by statues emblematic of Fortitude, Justice, Prudence, and
Temperance, and a skeleton below, to show that even Lord Treasurers,
possessed though they be of all the virtues, are mortal, like less
exalted and less virtuous men.

The house that he built seems sadly out of repair.  The history of it is
romantic to a degree.  Originally the palace of the Bishops of Ely, whose
delicate constitutions could not stand the fen-land vapours which
enwrapped the neighbourhood of their glorious Cathedral (but perhaps were
not harmful to the less dignified clergy!), it remained in their
possession until it was coveted by Henry the Eighth, who gave some land
at Ely in exchange.  So the bishops had, doubtless with an ill grace, to
go back to that fertile breeding-ground of agues and rheumatism, and one
can well imagine the resident inferior clergy, between their aches and
pains, chuckling secretly about this piece of poetic justice.

And so in Royal possession the old palace continued until James the First
in his turn exchanged it for the estate of Sir Robert Cecil at Theobalds.
Previously it had been the home—the prison, rather of the Princess
Elizabeth during her sister Mary’s reign.  The oak is still shown in the
park under which she was sitting when the news of Mary’s death and the
end, consequently, of the surveillance to which she was subjected, was
brought her, November 17, 1588.  (But is tradition truthful here?  Would
she have been sitting under an oak in November?)  “It is the Lord’s
doing, it is marvellous in our eyes,” she exclaimed, quoting from the
Psalms.  Three days later she held her first council in the old palace,
and then on the 23rd set out for London.

There are relics of the great queen at Hatfield House: a pair of her
stockings and the garden hat she was wearing when the great news came to
her.  But the house is nearly all of a later date, for when Sir Robert
Cecil obtained it in exchange for Theobalds, he pulled down the greater
part of the old palace and built the present striking Jacobean building,
magnificent and impressive, and perhaps not the less impressive for being
also somewhat gloomy.  This is no place to recount the glories of its
picture-galleries and its noble state-rooms, or of the long line of the
exalted and the great who have been entertained here.  Moreover, the
great are not uncommonly the dullest of dull dogs.  It is rather with
those of less estate, and with travellers, that in these pages we shall
find our account.  Pepys, for instance, whom we need not object to call
the natural man (for does not Scripture tell us that the human heart in a
natural state is “desperately wicked”? and Samuel was no Puritan), who
was here lusting to steal somebody’s dog, as he acknowledged in that very
outspoken _Diary_ of his:—“Would fain have stolen a pretty dog that
followed me, but could not, which troubled me.”

There was a tragical happening at Hatfield, November 27, 1835, when the
house was greatly injured by fire, and the old and eccentric Dowager
Marchioness of Salisbury burnt to death, in her eighty-fifth year.  The
pious declared it to be a “judgment” for her playing cards on Sunday; but
what a number of conflagrations we should have if that were true and
Providence consistent in its vengeance!




XV


LEAVING Hatfield and its memories behind, we come, past the tree-shaded
hamlet of Stanborough, to the long gradual rise of Digswell Hill,
beautifully engineered over the uplands rising from the marshy banks of
the little river Lea.  Off to the left, at the foot of the hill, goes the
old road at a wide tangent, and with a decidedly abrupt plunge down into
the water-meadows, crossing the Lea by Lemsford Mills, and rejoining the
newer road on an equally abrupt and difficult rise half-way up the hill,
by the wall of Brockett Hall Park.  It was here that Brickwall turnpike
gate was situated in the old days.  The brick wall of the park that gave
the gate its name is still there and a very old, substantial, and
beautifully lichened red-brick wall it is—but the gate and the toll-board
and the toll-house have all vanished.  Digswell Hill is beautiful, and so
is Ayot Green, at the summit, with its giant trees and humble cottages
stretching away on the left to the Ayot villages.  Not so the “Red Lion”
close by.  More beautiful still—and steeper—is the descent into Welwyn,
beneath over-arching trees and rugged banks, down from which secluded
rustic summer-houses look upon the traffic of the highway.

Welwyn lies in a deep hollow on the little river—or, more correctly
speaking, the streamlet—of the Mimram.  Street and houses face you
alarmingly as you descend the steep hillside, wondering (if you cycle) if
the sharp corner can safely be rounded, or if you must needs dash through
door or window of the “White Hart,” once one of the two coaching inns of
the village.

The “White Hart” at Welwyn was kept in the “twenties” by “old Barker,”
who horsed the Stamford “Regent” a stage on the road, and was, in the
language of the coachmen, a “three-cornered old beggar.”  That is to say,
he kept a tight hand over the doings of coachmen and guards, did not
approve of “shouldering,” and objected to the coachmen giving lessons to
gentlemen coachmen, or allowing amateurs to “take the ribbons.”  From the
passengers’ point of view this was entirely admirable of “old Barker,”
for many an inoffensive traveller’s life had been jeopardised by the
driving of unqualified persons.  Colonel Birch Reynardson tells a story
of him and of Tom Hennesy, the best known of the “Regent” coachmen—one
who could whistle louder, hit a horse harder, and tell a bigger lie than
any of his contemporaries.  Hennesy had resigned the reins to him one day
between London and Hatfield, but when they neared Welwyn, the
accomplished Tom thought he had better resume them.  “It would never do
for old Barker to see you driving,” said he.  The words were scarcely out
of his mouth before the “three-cornered old beggar” himself appeared,
walking up the hill, with the double object of taking a constitutional
and of seeing if any “shouldering” was going on.

“Don’t look as if you seed him,” said Tom.  “We’ll make the best of it we
can.”

                            [Picture: Welwyn]

Down they went to the inn door, where the fresh team was standing.  By
the time the horses had been got out of the coach, old Barker, who had
turned back, looking anything but pleasant, was upon them.

“Good morning, Mr. Barker, sir,” said Tom, with all the impudence he
could command.  “Did you ever see a young gentleman take a coach steadier
down a hill?  ’Pon my word, sir, he could not have done it better.  He’s
a pupil of mine, sir, and I’m blessed if he did not do it capital; don’t
you think he did, sir, for you seed him?”  “Hum,” said old Barker; “you
know it’s all against the laws.  Supposing anything happened, what then?”
“Well, sir, I did not expect anything _would_ happen, with such horses as
these of yours; there’s no better four horses, sir, betwixt London and
Stamford; and as for those wheelers, why, they’ll hold anything.”  This,
of course, was pouring balm into old Barker’s wounds, which seemed to
heal pretty quickly, and he put on a pleasanter face, and said, “Well,
Hennesy, you know I don’t like ‘gentlemen coachmen,’ and, above all
things, very _young_ ones.  Don’t you do it again.”

Was Hennesy grateful?  Not at all; for, when they had driven away, he
said, “Well, he was wonderful civil for _him_,” and added that if he
could only catch him lying drunk in the road, he would run over his neck
and kill him, “blessed if he wouldn’t!”

This bold and independent fellow, like many another coachman, came down
in the world when railways drove the coaches off the main roads, and was
reduced to driving a pair-horse coach between Cambridge and Huntingdon.

More picturesque than the “White Hart” is the “Wellington,” which
composes so finely with the red-brick tower of the church, at the further
end of the village street, where the road abruptly forks.  It is a street
of all kinds and sizes of houses, mostly old and pleasingly grouped.

But Welwyn has other claims upon the tourist.  It was the home for many
years of Young, author of the once-popular _Night Thoughts_.  Who reads
that sombre work now?  He was rector here from 1730 until 1765, when he
died, but lives as a warning to those who inevitably identify an author
with his books.  His work, _The Complaint_, _or_, _Night Thoughts on
Life_, _Death_, _and Immortality_, is dour reading, but he was so little
of a sombre man that we find him not infrequently in the company of, and
a fellow spirit among, the convivial men of his time.  This was only a
product of his “sensibility,” that curious quality peculiar to the
eighteenth century, and did not necessarily prove him a weeping
philosopher.  He had, indeed, a mental agility which could with ease fly
from the most depressing disquisitions on the silent tomb, to the proper
compounding of a stiff jorum of punch.  Young, on his appointment to
Welwyn, married Lady Elizabeth (“Betty”) Lee, daughter of the Earl of
Lichfield.  He found the rectory too small (or perhaps not good enough
for her ladyship), and so purchased a more imposing house called the
“Guessons”—anciently the “Guest House” of some abbey.  With it he bought
land, and planted the lime-tree avenue which still remains a memorial of
him.  There is a votive urn here, erected by Mr. Johnes-Knight, a
succeeding rector; but probably the most enduring memorial of Young is
the very first line of the _Night Thoughts_, the fine expression:—

    “Tired Nature’s sweet restorer, balmy sleep.”

No one reads Young nowadays, and so every one who sees this, one of the
most hackneyed of quotations, ascribes it to Shakespeare.  Alas, poor
Young!

Young erected a sundial in his garden here, with the motto, “_Eheu_,
_fugaces_!” “Alas, how fleeting!”  It was not long before some midnight
robbers came, and, carrying it off, justified the inscription.  Nowadays,
besides the avenue and the votive urn, all that remains to tell of him is
the tablet to his memory on the south wall of the aisle.

Knebworth Park, with mansion and an ancient parish church full of
monuments to Strodes, Robinsons and Lyttons, is just off to the left.
There is no Lytton blood in the Earls “of” Lytton, who are not of Litton,
near Tideswell, in Derbyshire, whence came the now extinct Lytton family.
The whole assumption is romantic rather than warranted by facts.

Knebworth is a place of much combined beauty and historic interest,
together with a great deal of vulgar and uninteresting sham.  It has been
described as “a sham-old house, with a sham lake, sham heraldic monsters,
and sham-ancient portraits.”  Bulwer, the first Lord Lytton—“Bulwig,” as
someone, to his intense annoyance, called him—was intensely fond of
Gothic architecture and ornamentation; fond of it in an undiscriminating,
Early Victorian, uninstructed way, and he stuck his house of Knebworth
all over with gimcrackery that he fondly thought to be mediæval.
Crockets, tourelles, pinnacles and grotesque gargoyles were added in
wholesale fashion, and in a very carpenterish way.  One might almost say
they were _wafered_ on.  They were not carved out of stone, but moulded
cheaply in plaster, and in his son’s time were always falling.  As they
fell, they were relegated to the nearest dustheap, and their places
remained vacant.  A visitor to the second Lord Lytton tells, apropos of
these things, how he was walking on the terrace with his host, when the
gardener came up and said, “If you please, my lord, another of them
bloody monkeys has fallen down in the night.”  It was, of course, one
more of “Bulwig’s” quasi-Gothic abominations come to its doom.

The Earls Lytton are neither baronial Bulwers nor ancient lordly Lyttons.
Their real name is the very much more plebian one of Wiggett.  So far
back as 1756, William Wiggett assumed the name of Bulwer on his marriage
with a Sarah of that ilk.  His youngest son, the novelist, the child of
another wife, who had been an Elizabeth Warburton, added the name of
Lytton to his own on succeeding to his mother’s property of Knebworth.

But that does not at once bring us to the Lytton connection.  For that,
we must quote the late Augustus J. C. Hare, who was an adept at
relationships to the remotest degree.  He had hundreds of cousins of his
own, and knew who was everybody else’s twentieth or thirtieth cousin.  He
tells us that this Elizabeth Warburton’s very remote connection with the
real Lyttons lay in the fact that “her grandfather, John Robinson, was
cousin (maternally) to Lytton Strode, who was great-nephew of a Sir
William Lytton, who died childless in 1704.”  It will be allowed that the
connection _is_ remote; practically indeed, non-existent.

Nor is the name of Bulwer as distinguished as the novelist wished it to
appear.  He sought to range it with Bölver, one of the war-titles of the
Norse god, Odin; but it really derived from some plebian cattle-driver,
or Bullward.

The road rises steeply out of Welwyn, in the direction of Stevenage.
Here some of the coaches had a narrow escape from destruction at the
hands of unknown miscreants, ancestors of the criminal lunatics who place
obstacles upon the railways in our times.  Our murderous larrikins had
their counterparts in the old days, in those who placed gates across the
roads, so that the coaches should run into them in the darkness.  An
incident of this kind happened here on the night of June 5, 1805, when
two gates were found set up in the main road, and another at Welwyn
Green.  Fortunately, no accident resulted, and the ruffians, who
doubtless were waiting the result of their work, must have gone home
disappointed.

From the beautiful expanse of gorsy and wooded hillside common above the
village may be glimpsed the great red-brick viaduct of Welwyn, carrying
the main line of the Great Northern Railway across the wide and deep
valley of the Mimram, an insignificant stream for such a channel.
Woolmer Green and Broadwater, between this point and Stevenage, are
modern and uninteresting hamlets, created out of nothingness by the
speculative builder and the handy situation of Knebworth station, beside
the road, which now begins to give another example of its flatness.

Leisurely wayfarers will notice the old half-timbered cottage at the
entrance to the churchyard.  On its side wall are hung two stout long
poles with formidable hooks attached.  These are old fire-appliances,
used in the days of thatched roofs, for pulling off the whole of the
blazing thatch.  Travellers, leisured or otherwise, will scarce be able
to miss seeing the great and offensive boards hereabouts, advertising a
new suburban or “Garden Suburb” settlement in course of building away to
the right, since 1920; blessed and boomed by Lord Northcliffe, and
apparently to be given the name of “Daily Mail.”  Horrible!

The entrance to Stevenage is signalised by a group of new and commonplace
cottages elbowing the famous Six Hills, a series of sepulchral barrows of
prehistoric date, beside the highway.  These six grassy mounds might not
unreasonably be passed unthinkingly by the uninstructed, or taken for
grass-grown heaps of refuse.  Centuries of wear and weather have had
their effect, and they do not look very monumental now; but they were
once remarkable enough to give the place its name, Stevenage deriving
from the Saxon “_stigenhaght_,” or “hills by the highway.”

To coachmen, who were adepts in the art of what the slangy call
“spoofing,” and were always ready—in earlier slang phrase—to “take a rise
out of” strangers, the Six Hills afforded an excellent opportunity of
practising a diluted form of wit, and often brought them a glass of
brandy or rum-and-milk at the next pull-up, in payment of the bets they
would make with the most innocent-looking passenger, that he could not
tell which two of the hills were furthest apart.  They are, as nearly as
possible, equi-distant; but strangers would select one couple or another,
according to their fancy; whereupon the coachman would triumphantly point
out that the first and the last were, as a matter of fact, the most
widely divided.  This perhaps does not exhibit coaching wit in a
strikingly robust light; but a very weak kind of jocularity served to
pass the weary hours of travel in our grandfathers’ days.

                  [Picture: The “Six Hills,” Stevenage]




XVI


STEVENAGE is the first of the many wide-streeted towns and villages whose
emptiness proclaims the something missing that was provided for by all
this vast roominess.  Its one street, lining the old road, was originally
laid out so spaciously for the purpose of affording room for the traffic
for which, once upon a time, it was not too spacious.  It is all too wide
now that the intercourse of two nations proceeds by rail, and many of the
old inns that once did so famous a trade are converted into private
residences.  Prominent among them was the “Swan,” which may now be sought
in the large red-brick house on the right-hand side of the forking roads,
as the town is left for Baldock.  It may readily be identified by its
archway, which formerly led to the spacious stables.

The “Swan” at Stevenage, kept in pre-railway days by a postmaster named
Cass, was one of those exclusive houses which, like the “Red Lion” and
the “Green Man” at Barnet, did not condescend to the ordinary
coach-traveller.  Cass kept post-horses only, and his customers ranged
from princes and dukes down to baronets and wealthy knights.

“Posting in all its branches,” as the postmasters used to say in the
announcements outside their establishments, was at the beginning of the
nineteenth century essentially aristocratic; but it had many changes,
from its beginning, about the dawn of the seventeenth century, to its
end, before the middle of the nineteenth.  Originally “posting” meant the
hire of horses only, and the traveller rode horseback himself,
accompanied perhaps by a mounted guide.  Thus Fynes Morison, in his
_Itinerary_, published in 1617, speaks of the early days of posting:—“In
England, towards the south, and in the west parts, and from London to
Barwick upon the confines of Scotland, post-horses are established at
every ten miles or thereabouts, which they ride a false gallop after some
ten miles an hour sometimes, and that makes their hire the greater; for
with a commission from the chief postmaster or chiefe lords of the
councell (given either upon publike businesse, or at least pretence
thereof), a passenger shall pay twopence halfpenny each mile for his
horse, and as much for his guide’s horse; but one guide will serve the
whole company, though many ride together, who may easily bring back the
horses, driving them before him, who ‘know the waye as well as a beggar
knowes his dishe.’  This extraordinary charge of horses’ hire may well be
recompensed with the speede of the journey, whereby greater expences in
the innes are avoided; all the difficultie is, to have a body able to
endure the toyle.  For these horses the passenger is at no charge to give
them meat onely at the ten miles, and the boy that carries them backe
will expect some few pence in gift.”

When carriages were introduced, the very great personages of the realm
“progressed” in them, and had their love of display gratified thereby.
But what they gained in pomp they lost in speed, for at the best of it
they rarely travelled at a greater pace than seven miles an hour.

An odd institution with the noble and the wealthy families of that bygone
age was the “running footman.”  It has sometimes been supposed that these
deer-footed servitors were for town service, perhaps because “old Q,” the
profligate Marquis of Queensberry, who was the last to keep one, lived in
town during his last years and necessarily kept his lackey running London
streets.  The unique sign of the “running footman,” with the portrait of
such an one in costume, is also in London, and may be seen any day on a
little public-house, still chiefly frequented by men-servants, in Charles
Street, Berkeley Square.  He wears a uniform consisting of blue coat and
breeches, trimmed with gold lace.  Round his waist is a red sash, on his
head a cap with a nodding plume, and in his hand the long staff carried
by all his tribe.  This is an outfit somewhat different from that usually
worn, for we are told that they wore no breeches, but a short silk
petticoat kept down by a deep gold fringe.

The function of a running footman was to run ahead of his employer’s
carriage, to point out the proper turnings to take, or to arrange for his
reception at the inns; but as time went on and accommodation increased,
he was not of any practical use, and became simply a kind of unnecessary
fore-runner, who by his appearance advertised the coming of my lord and
upheld my lord’s dignity.  It is said that these ministers to senseless
pomp and vanity usually ran at the rate of seven miles an hour, and
frequently did sixty miles a day.  The long and highly ornamented staff
they carried had a hollow silver ball at the end containing white wine.
Unscrewing it, the footman could refresh himself.  More white wine, mixed
with eggs, was given him at the end of his journey, and he must have
needed it!  Over the bad and hilly roads of a hundred and fifty years
ago, the running footman could readily keep ahead of a carriage; on the
flat the horses, of course, had the advantage.

Post-chaises were unknown in England until after the middle of the
eighteenth century had come and gone.  Thus we find Horace Walpole and
Gray, taking the “grand tour” together in 1739, astonished to laughter at
the post-chaises which conveyed them from Boulogne towards Paris.  This
French vehicle, the father of all post-chaises, was two-wheeled, and not
very unlike our present hansom-cab, the door being in front and the body
hung in much the same way, only a little more forward from the wheels.
The French _chaise de-poste_ was invented in 1664, and the first used in
England were of this type; but they proved unsuitable for use in this
country, and English carriage-builders at length evolved the well-known
post-chaise, which went out only with the coaching age.  But it was long
before it began to supplant the post-horses and the feminine pillion.

Every one is familiar with the appearance of the old post-chaise, which,
according to the painters and the print-sellers, appears to have been
used principally for the purpose of spiriting love-lorn couples with the
speed of the wind away from all restrictions of home and the Court of
Chancery.  A post-chaise was (so it seems nowadays) a rather cumbrous
affair, four-wheeled, high, and insecurely hung, with a glass front and a
seat to hold three, facing the horses.  The original designers evidently
had no prophetic visions as to this especial popularity of post-chaises
with errant lovers, nor did they ponder the proverb, “Two’s company,
three’s none,” else they would have restricted their accommodation to
two, or have enlarged it to four.

It was an expensive as well as a pleasant method of travelling, costing
as it did at least a shilling a mile, and, in times when forage was dear,
one shilling and threepence.  The usual rates were chaise, nine-pence a
mile, pair of post-horses, sixpence; four horses and chaise, supposing
you desired to travel speedily—say at twelve miles an
hour—one-and-ninepence.  But these costs and charges did not frank the
traveller through.  The post-boy’s tip was as inevitable as night and
morning.  Likewise there were the “gates” to pay every now and again.
One shudders to contemplate the total cost of posting from London to
Edinburgh, even with only the ordinary equipment of two horses.  There
were thirty post-stages between the two capitals, according to the books
published for the use of travellers a hundred years ago.  Those books
were very necessary to any one who did not desire to be charged for
perhaps a mile more on each stage than it really measured, which was one
of those artful postmasters’ little ways.  Here is a list of these stages
with the measurements, to which travellers drew the attention of those
postmasters who commonly endeavoured to overcharge:—

                    Miles       Furlongs                      Miles       Furlongs
Barnet                 11              0  York                    9              3
Hatfield                8              4  Easingwold             13              3
Stevenage              11              7  Thirsk                 10              3
Biggleswade            13              5  Northallerton           9              0
Buckden                15              7  Darlington             16              0
Stilton                13              7  Durham                 18              2
Stamford               14              2  Newcastle              14              4
Witham Common          11              2  Morpeth                14              6
Grantham                9              5  Alnwick                18              6
Newark                 14              3  Belford                14              5
Tuxford                13              2  Berwick                15              3
Barnby Moor            10              4  Press Inn              11              5
Doncaster              12              0  Dunbar                 14              3
Ferrybridge            15              2  Haddington             11              0
Tadcaster              12              7  Edinburgh              16              0

Nearly four hundred miles by these measurements.  This, at a shilling a
mile for the posting, gives £20; but, including the postboys’ tips,
“gates,” and expenses at the inns on the road, the journey could not have
been done in this way under £30, at the most modest calculation.  This
list of post-stages was one drawn up for distances chiefly between the
towns, but nothing is more remarkable along the Great North Road than the
number of old posting-houses which still exist (although of course their
business is gone) in wild and lonely spots, far removed from either town
or village.

Another “branch” of posting was the horsing alone, by which a private
carriage could be taken to or from town by hiring posters at every stage.
This was a favourite practice with the gentry of the shires, who thus had
all the _éclat_ of travelling in private state, without the expense and
trouble of providing their own horses.  It is probably of this method
that De Quincey speaks in the following passage:—

    “In my childhood,” says he, “standing with one or two of my brothers
    and sisters at the front window of my mother’s carriage, I remember
    one unvarying set of images before us.  The postillion (for so were
    all carriages then driven) was employed, not by fits and starts, but
    always and eternally, in quartering, _i.e._ in crossing from side to
    side, according to the casualties of the ground.  Before you
    stretched a wintry length of lane, with ruts deep enough to fracture
    the leg of a horse, filled to the brim with standing pools of
    rain-water; and the collateral chambers of these ruts kept from
    becoming confluent by thin ridges, such as the Romans called _lirae_,
    to maintain the footing upon which _lirae_, so as not to swerve (or
    as the Romans would say, _delirare_), was a trial of some skill, both
    for the horses and their postillion.  It was, indeed, next to
    impossible for any horse, on such a narrow crust of separation, not
    to grow _delirious_ in the Roman metaphor; and the nervous anxiety
    which haunted me when a child was much fed by this image so often
    before my eyes, and the sympathy with which I followed the motion of
    the docile creatures’ legs.  Go to sleep at the beginning of a stage,
    and the last thing you saw—wake up, and the first thing you saw—was
    the line of wintry pools, the poor off-horse planting his steps with
    care, and the cautious postillion gently applying his spur whilst
    manoeuvring across the system of grooves with some sort of science
    that looked like a gipsy’s palmistry—so equally unintelligible to me
    were his motions in what he sought and in what he avoided.”




XVII


BEFORE we leave Stevenage, we must pay a visit to the “Old Castle” inn,
in whose stable the body of the eccentric Henry Trigg is deposited, in a
coffin amid the rafters, plain for all to see; somewhat dilapidated and
battered in the lapse of two centuries, and with a patch of tin over the
hole cut in it by some riotous blades long ago, but doubtless still
containing his bones.  His Will sufficiently explains the circumstances.

                          IN THE NAME OF GOD, AMEN.

    I, HENRY TRIGG, of Stevenage, in the County of Hertford, Grocer,
    being very infirm and weak in body, but of perfect sound mind and
    memory, God be praised for it, calling into mind the mortality of my
    body, do now make and ordain this my last Will and Testament, in
    writing, hereafter following: that is to say:—Principally I recommend
    my soul into the merciful hands of Almighty God that first gave me
    it, assuredly believing and only expecting free pardon and
    forgiveness of all my sins, and eternal life in and through the only
    merits, death, and passion of Jesus Christ my Saviour; and as to my
    body I commit it to the West end of my Hovel, to be decently laid
    there upon a floor erected by my Executor, upon the purlin, for the
    same purpose; nothing doubting but at the general Resurrection I
    shall receive the same again by the mighty power of God; and as for
    and concerning such worldly substance as it hath pleased God to bless
    me with in this world, I do devise and dispose of the same in manner
    and form here following.

                          [Picture: Trigg’s Coffin]

    _Imprimis_.  I give and devise unto my loving brother Thomas Trigg,
    of Letchworth, in the County of Hertford, Clerk, and to his Heirs and
    Assigns for ever, all those my Freehold Lands lying dispersedly in
    the several common fields in the parish of Stevenage aforesaid, and
    also all my Copyhold Lands, upon condition that he shall lay my body
    upon the place before mentioned; and also all that Messuage, Cottage,
    or Tenement at Redcoats Green in the Parish of Much Wymondly,
    together with those Nine Acres of Land (more or less) purchased of
    William Hale and Thomas Hale, Jun.; and also my Cottage, Orchard, and
    barn, with four acres of Land (more or less) belonging, lying, and
    being in the Parish of Little Wymondly, and now in the possession of
    Samuel Kitchener, labourer; and all my Cottages, Messuages, or
    Tenements situate and being in Stevenage, aforesaid: or, upon
    condition that he shall pay my brother, George Trigg, the sum of Ten
    Pounds per annum for life: but if my brother shall neglect or refuse
    to lay my body where I desire it should be laid, then, upon that
    condition, I will and bequeath all that which I have already
    bequeathed to my brother Thomas Trigg, unto my brother George Trigg,
    and to his heirs for ever; and if my brother George Trigg should
    refuse to lay my body under my Hovel, then what I have bequeathed
    unto him, as all my Lands and Tenements, I lastly bequeath them unto
    my nephew William Trigg and his heirs for ever, upon his seeing that
    my body is decently laid up there as aforesaid.

    _Item_.  I give and bequeath unto my nephew William Trigg, the sum of
    _Five Pounds_, at the age of Thirty years; to his sister Sarah the
    sum of _Twenty Pounds_; to his sister Rose the sum of _Twenty
    Pounds_; and lastly to his sister Ann the sum of _Twenty Pounds_; all
    at the age of Thirty Years: to John Spencer, of London, Butcher, the
    sum of _One Guinea_; and to Solomon Spencer, of Stevenage, the sum of
    _One Guinea_, Three Years next after my decease; to my cousin Henry
    Kimpton, _One Guinea_, One Year next after my decease, and another
    _Guinea_ Two Years after my decease; to William Waby, _Five
    Shillings_; and to Joseph Priest, _Two Shillings and Sixpence_, Two
    Years after my decease; to my tenant Robert Wright the sum of _Five
    Shillings_, Two years next after my decease; and to Ralph Lowd and
    John Reeves, _One Shilling_ each, Two Years next after my decease.

    _Item_.  All the rest of my Goods and Chattels, and personal Estate,
    and Ready Money, I do hereby give and devise unto my brother Thomas
    Trigg, paying my debts and laying my body where I would have it laid;
    whom I likewise make and ordain my full and sole Executor of this my
    last Will and Testament, or else to them before mentioned; ratifying
    and confirming this and no other to be my last Will and Testament, in
    witness whereof I have hereunto set my hand and seal this
    Twenty-eighth day of September, in the year of our Lord One Thousand
    Seven Hundred and Twenty-four

                                                              HENRY TRIGG.

    Read, signed, sealed, and declared by the said Henry Trigg, the
    Testator, to be his last Will and Testament, in the presence of us
    who have subscribed our names as witnesses hereto, in the presence of
    the said Testator.

                                                        JOHN HAWKINS, Sen.
                                                        JOHN HAWKINS, Jun.
                                             × The mark of WILLIAM SEXTON.

    Proved in the Archdeaconry of Huntingdon, the 15th day of October,
    1724, by the Executor Thomas Trigg.

The inn-signs of Stevenage afford some exercise for the contemplative
mind.  As the town is approached from London, the sign of “Our Mutual
Friend” appears, nearly opposite a domestic Gothic building of red and
white brick, originally a home for decayed authors, founded by Charles
Dickens and the first Lord Lytton.  The decayed authors did not take
kindly to the scheme.  Perhaps they did not like being patronised by
authors of better fortunes than their own.  The institution was a
failure, and the building is now put to other uses.  No doubt the sign of
“Our Mutual Friend” derives from those times when Dickens and Lytton
foregathered here and at Knebworth.  At quite the other end of the town
appears the obviously new sign of the “Lord Kitchener,” almost opposite
that of another military hero, the “Marquis of Granby.”

Passing through the little old-world village of Graveley, succeeded by
the beautifully graded rise and fall of Lannock Hill, we come into the
town of Baldock, with its great church prominent in front, and its empty
streets running in puzzling directions.  It was at Baldock that Charles
the First, being conducted as a prisoner to London, was offered wine in
one of the sacramental vessels by the vicar, Josias Byrd, and it was on
the road outside the town, near where the old turnpike gate stood, that
the Newcastle wagon, on its way to London, was plundered of £500 in coin
by three mounted highwaymen, on a February morning in 1737.

Our old friend Mr. Samuel Pepys, journeying on August 6th, 1661, from
Brampton, came into Baldock, and stayed the night, at some inn not
specified.  He says, “Took horse for London, and with much ado got to
Baldwick.  There lay, and had a good supper by myself.  The landlady
being a pretty woman, but I durst not take notice of her, her husband
being there.”

Always some spoil-sport in the way!

Baldock, from its stunted extinguisher spire to its fine old brick houses
and nodding plaster cottages, is characteristically Hertfordshire.  Among
other things of general interest, it has a row of almshouses, duly
inscribed:—

                           “Theis Almes Howses are
                         the gieft of Mr. John Wynne
                         cittezen of London, Latelye
                          Deceased, who hath left a
                          Yeareley stipend to everey
                          poore of either howses to
                         the Worldes End.  September
                              Anno Domini 1621.”

The worthy citizen reckoned without the Charity Commissioners, who may
confidently be expected to propound a “scheme” some day long anterior to
the final crash, by which his wishes will be entirely disregarded.

Away to the left of Baldock will be noticed a new town, and the factory
chimneys of it.  This is Letchworth, the “Garden City,” developed out of
Letchworth, the little village of old.  This “First Garden City,” founded
in 1902, on a nominal capital of £300,000 actual £125,000, by the Garden
City Association, itself founded in June, 1899, with a capital of about
thirty shillings, represents a passionate quest of the ideal life on a 5
per cent. basis of profit.  The problem of how to create an earthly
paradise (plus industrial factories) was here to be tackled.  The
beginnings of such things are always the most charming; and Letchworth
began ideally.  But the factories and the five per cent. always have a
way of overcoming ideals; and we shall see.

                       [Picture: At the 39th mile]

The stone outside Baldock, marking the thirty-ninth mile is milestone and
upping-block as well.

Midway between Baldock and Biggleswade, at Topler’s Hill, the
Bedfordshire border is crossed.  We may perhaps be excused if we pass
Topler’s Hill unwittingly, for the rises called “hills” on the Great
North Road would generally pass unnoticed elsewhere.  Biggleswade town
and neighbourhood are interested wholly in cabbages and potatoes and
other highly necessary, but essentially unromantic, vegetables.  The
surrounding country is in spring and summer one vast market-garden; at
other times it is generally a lake of equal vastness, for the Ivel and
the Ouse, that run so sluggishly through the flat lands, arise then in
their might and submerge fields and roads for miles around.

As for Biggleswade itself, it is a town with an extraordinarily broad and
empty market-place, a church with a spire of the Hertfordshire type, and
two old coaching inns—the “White Swan” and the “Crown”—facing one another
in an aggressive rivalry at a narrow outlet of the market-place.  The
“White Swan” was the inn at which the up “Regent” coach dined.  It was
kept at that time by a man named Crouch, “that long, sour old beggar,” in
the words of Tom Hennesy.  Here “the process of dining on a really cold
day in winter,” to quote Colonel Birch Reynardson, “was carried on under
no small amount of difficulty.  Your hands were frozen, your feet were
frozen, your very mouth felt frozen, and in fact you felt frozen all
over.  Sometimes, with all this cold, you were also wet through, your hat
wet through, your coat wet through, the large wrapper that was meant to
keep your neck warm and dry wet through, and, in fact, you were wet
through yourself to your very bones.  Only twenty minutes were allowed
for dinner; and by the time you had got your hands warm enough to be able
to untie your neck wrapper, and had got out of your great-coat, which,
being wet, clung tenaciously to you, the time for feeding was half gone.
By the time you had got one quarter of what you could have consumed, had
your mouth been in eating trim and your hands warm enough to handle your
knife and fork, the coachman would put his head in, and say: “Now,
gentlemen, if you please; the coach is ready.”  After this summons,
having struggled into your wet greatcoat, bound your miserable wet
wrapper round your miserable cold throat, having paid your two and
sixpence for the dinner that you had the will, but not the time, to eat,
with sixpence for the waiter, you wished the worthy Mr. Crouch good day,
grudged him the half-crown he had pocketed for having dined so miserably,
and again mounted your seat, to be rained and snowed upon, and almost
frozen to death before you reached London.”

                          [Picture: Biggleswade]

Leaving Biggleswade, the Ivel is crossed and Tingey’s Corner passed.
Tingey’s Corner marks the junction of the old alternative route from
Welwyn, by Hitchin to Lower Codicote, the route adopted by
record-breaking cyclists.  The hamlets of Lower Codicote and Beeston
Green open up a view of Sandy, away to the right, with its range of
yellow sand-hills running for some three miles parallel with the road,
and seeming the more impressive by reason of the dead level on which they
look.  The canal-like, bare banks of the Ivel are passed again at
Girtford, and the roadside cottages of Tempsford reached; the village and
church lying off to the left, where the Ouse and the Ivel come to their
sluggish confluence, and form a waterway which once afforded marauding
Danes an excellent route from the coast up to Bedford.  Even now the
remains of a fortification they constructed to command this strategic
point are visible, and bear the name of the “Dannicke”; that is to say,
the “Danes’ work,” or perhaps the “Danes’ wick,” “wick” meaning
“village.”

An infinitely later work—Tempsford turnpike-gate, to wit—has disappeared
a great deal more effectively than those ancient entrenchments, and the
way is clear and flat, not to say featureless, over the Ouse, past the
outlying houses of Wyboston, and so into Little End, the most southerly
limit of Eaton Socon.




XVIII


PAST Tempsford some of the coaches, notably the Stamford “Regent,” turned
off into the loop road by St. Neots and Huntingdon.  In the winter time,
or when the spring rains were falling, they did this at some risk, for
the low-lying land by the river Ouse was often awash.  Two old ladies
were on one occasion given a terrible fright, the road being deeply
flooded and the water coming into the coach, so that they had to stand on
the seats.  They quite thought they were going to be drowned, and perhaps
they would have been had the “Regent” been driven by one unused to the
road.  Had the coachman driven into a ditch—as he might easily have done
with the floods covering all the landmarks—it would have been “all up”
with the “insides” for certain and perhaps for the “outsides” as well.

The most prudent coachmen in winter time kept to the main road, which
lies somewhat higher, and passed through Eaton Socon.  Once—to judge by
its name—a place of importance, this is now only a long village of one
straggling street.  At some undetermined period the head of a “soke,” or
separate legal jurisdiction, all memories of the dignity implied are
gone, save only the empty title, which Dickens makes fun of by calling
the village in _Nicholas Nickleby_ “Eton Slocomb.”  The “White Horse,” a
picturesque roadside inn, may be looked upon with interest by those keen
on identifying Dickens landmarks.  In later days it became a favourite
resort of the North Road Cycling Club, and witnessed the beginning and
ending of many a road race in the “eighties” and early “nineties,” when
such things were.

The story of the London to York cycling record is fitly to be told in
this page.  It is not so long a tale as that of the famous one from
London to Brighton and back, but it stands for greater efforts and for a
vast amount of pluck and endurance.  There have been those
unsportsmanlike souls who, not finding sport an end in itself, have
questioned the use of record making and breaking.  But it has had its
use, and even from this point of view has amply justified itself, for the
continually increasing speed required out of cycles for these purposes
has led to the perfecting of them within what is, after all, a
comparatively short time; so that the sporting clubman has, after all,
while strictly occupied within the range of his own ambitions,
contributed to the general good by bringing about the manufacture of a
vehicle which, used by many hundreds of thousands of people who never
raced in their lives, and are probably incapable of a speed of more than
twelve miles an hour, has brought the roads and lanes of the country
within the knowledge of many to whom rural life was something new and
strange.

The first recorded cycle ride to York in which speed was an object was
that of C. Wheaton, September 1872.  That pioneer took two days to
perform the journey, making Stamford, a distance of eighty-nine miles,
the end of his first day’s adventure, in 15½ hours, and on the second day
reaching York in a further 26 hours 40 minutes: total, 42 hours 10
minutes.  This, with the front-driving low cycle of those days, was an
achievement.  Wooden wheels and iron tyres did not conduce to either
speed or ease, and that now historic figure, painfully crawling (as we
should now think his progress) to York is heroic.

Perhaps this tale of hardship was calculated to deter others from trying
their mettle, but at any rate it was not until July 9, 1874, that two
others, Ian Keith-Falconer and J. H. Stanley Thorpe, followed, and they
failed in the effort.  After another two years had almost passed, on June
5, 1876, Thorpe made another attempt.  Leaving Highgate Archway at 11.10
P.M., he arrived the next day at York at 9.40 P.M. = 22 hours 30 minutes;
chiefly, of course, by favour of that then “improved” form of bicycle,
the tall “ordinary.”

Thirteen years passed before this record was lowered, and the one that
replaced it was not a remarkable performance, considering the further
great improvements in cycles.  This ride, in the summer of 1889,
performed on a solid-tyred “safety,” took 21 hours 10 minutes, and was
beaten in the same year by six minutes by H. R. Pope, riding a tricycle;
himself displaced, shortly after, by F. T. Bidlake, also mounted on a
tricycle, who did the 197 miles in 18 hours 28 minutes.

In 1890, and for several years following, records came and went with
increasing rapidity.  In 1890 J. M. James put the safety record at 16
hours 52 minutes, and T. A. Edge soon followed, reducing it to 14 hours
33 minutes, James regaining the record again in 1891 by a bare thirteen
minutes.  In the following year, S. F. Edge, on a front-driving safety,
made a splendid record of 12 hours 49 minutes, but had the mortification
to see it beaten the next day, June 27, by F. W. Shorland, in 39 minutes
less.  In this year there were several rival tricycle records: that of W.
J. A. Butterfield, of 18 hours 9 minutes being lowered by F. T. Bidlake
by nearly three hours, and beaten again, on September 29, Bidlake’s
figures on this occasion being 13 hours 19 minutes.  On the same day M.
A. Holbein and F. W. Shorland rode to York on a tandem tricycle in
exactly the same time.

C. C. Fontaine went for the safety record on August 29, 1894, when he put
the figures down to 11 hours 51 minutes.  Fontaine lowered his own record
in the following year, on October 18, by 21 minutes 45 seconds, and this
was disposed of by George Hunt on May 7, 1896, when he got well within
the eleven hours, at 10 hours 48 minutes.

This was lowered by F. R. Goodwin on July 19, 1899, his time being 10
hours 16 minutes; the speed on this occasion averaging rather over
nineteen miles an hour.  Even this could not have been accomplished
without the aid of the most perfect motor pace-making arrangements.
Goodwin smashed all these previous records on his way to establish the
London to Edinburgh record of 25 hours 26 minutes, in which the average
was somewhat higher; nearly twenty miles an hour.

The next, and latest, safety cycle record to York was made, unpaced, in
1900; when H. Green performed the journey in 10 hours 19 minutes.

The tandem safety London to York records should be mentioned.  The first
two were set up on July 24, 1895, and October 2, 1896, respectively: by
G. P. Mills and T. A. Edge; and T. Hobson and H. E. Wilson, the times
being 12 hours 33 minutes, and 11 hours 35 minutes.

These were followed by:—

                                                     Hrs.      Mins.
1901.      A. H. and P. S. Murray (unpaced)              10         59
1905.      R. L. I. Knipe and S. Irving                  10         52
           (unpaced)
1907.      F. H. Wingrave and R. A. Wingrave              9         30
           (unpaced)

The London to Edinburgh records are:

                             SAFETY BICYCLE.

                                           Hrs.      Mins.
1889.      F. W. Shorland                      44         49
1891.      P. A. Ransom                        43         25
1892.      R. H. Carlisle                      32         55
1894.      G. P. Mills                         29         28
   ,,      C. C. Fontaine                      28         27
1895.      W. J. Neason                        27         38
1897.      J. Hunt                             26         47
1899.      F. R. Goodwin (motor-paced)         25         26
1903.      F. Wright (unpaced)                 31         48
1904.      E. H. Grimsdell                     28          3
   ,,      G. A. Olley                         27         10
1905.      E. H. Grimsdell                     26         10
   ,,      R. Shirley                          23         43

A tricycle record, unpaced, made by F. W. Wesley in 1905, at 32 hours 42
minutes yet stands.

Tandem safety records:—

                                                   Hrs.      Mins.
1894.      E. Oxborrow and H. Sansom                   27         33
1905.      E. Bright and P. H. Miles (unpaced)         27         54

XIX


EATON Socon, its long straggling street and beautiful church-tower, left
behind, the road descends to the “river Kym,” as the guidebooks call the
tiny stream which, bordered by marshes, crosses under the road at a point
known as Cross Hall.  The “river Kym” certainly is, or was, important
enough to confer its name upon the neighbouring townlet of Kimbolton, but
the country folk now only know it as Weston Brook.  The descent to it has
of late years acquired the name of “Chicken Hill,” given by the North
Roaders, racing cyclists, who must often have run over the fowls kept by
the people of a cottage at the bottom.  This is succeeded by Diddington
Bridge, a picturesque, white-painted timber structure spanning the little
Diddington Brook, which has eaten its way deeply into the earth, and is
romantically shaded by tall trees and bordered by the undergrowth that
fills the pretty hollow.

The slight rise from this spot is succeeded by an easy descent into
narrow-streeted Buckden, one of those old “thoroughfare” coaching
villages which imagined themselves on the way to becoming towns in the
fine, free-handed old days.  The huge bulk of the “George” is eloquent of
this, with its fifteen windows in a row, and the signs still noticeable
in the brickwork, showing where the house was doubled in size at the
period of its greatest prosperity.  Nowadays the “George” is all too
large for its trade, and a portion of it is converted into shops.  As for
the interminable rooms and passages above, they echo hollow to the
infrequent footfall, where they were once informed with a cheerful bustle
and continuous arrival and departure.  There was a period, a few years
ago, when the North Road Club’s road-racing events brought crowds of
cyclists and busy times once more to the “George,” but they are
irretrievably gone.

To and from Buckden and Welwyn in coaching times drove every day the
notable Cartwright, of the York “Express”; a day’s work of about seventy
miles.  Cartwright was something more than a coachman, being himself
landlord of the “George” at Buckden, and horsing one or two of the stages
over which he drove.  “Peter Pry,” one of the old _Sporting Magazine’s_
coaching critics, waxes eloquent over him.  It was a vile day when, to
sample Cartwright’s quality, he set out by the York “Express” from London
for Grantham; but neither the weather nor the scenery, nor anything in
Heaven or Earth drew his attention from Cartwright.  He starts at once
with being struck at Welwyn with Cartwright’s graceful and easy way of
mounting the box, and then proceeds to make a kind of admiring inventory
of his person.  Thus, he might have been considered to be under fifty
years of age, bony, without fat; healthy looking, evidently the effect of
abstemiousness; not too tall, but just the size to sit gracefully and
powerfully.  His right hand and whip were beautifully in unison; he kept
his horses like clock-work, and to see the refinement with which he
managed the whip was well worth riding many hours on a wet day.  But the
occasions on which he used the whip were rare, although the tits were
only fair, and not by any means first-rate.  No dandy, but equipped most
respectably and modestly, and with good taste, he was the idol of the
road, both with old and young; while his manners on the box were
respectful, communicative without impertinence, and untarnished with
slang.  Acquainted with everybody and every occupation within his sphere,
he was an entertaining companion even to an ordinary traveller; but he
enchanted the amateur of coaching with his perfect professional
knowledge, which embraced all niceties.  His excellent qualities, we are
glad to notice, in conclusion, had gained their reward; he was
well-to-do, lived regularly, had a happy family, and envied neither lord
nor peasant.

                            [Picture: Buckden]

Welwyn, the road to Buckden, and Buckden itself seem quite lonely without
this figure of all the virtues and the graces.

Spelt “Bugden” in other times, the inhabitants still pronounce its name
in this way.  There is a well-defined air of aristocracy about this
village, due partly to the ruined towers of the old palace of the Bishops
of Lincoln, and to the sturdy old red-brick walls that enclose the
grounds in which they stand.  They are walls with a thickness and lavish
use of material calculated to make the builder of “desirable villa
residences” gasp with dismay at such apparently wanton extravagance.  But
the Bishops of Lincoln, who built those walls in the fifteenth century,
had not obtained their land on a building lease; and, moreover, they were
building for their own use, which makes a deal of difference, it must be
conceded.

You cannot help noticing these walls, for they run for some distance
beside the road.  Through a gateway is seen a pleasant view of lawns and
the front of a modern mansion.  The Bishops have long left Buckden, and
have gone to reside at their palace at Lincoln, Buckden Palace having
been wantonly demolished when the Order in Council, authorising these
Right Reverend Fathers in God to alienate the property, was obtained.
The church adjoins their roofless old gatehouse, and is a fine old place
of worship, with a stone spire of the Northants type.

In this church will be found a singular example of modesty.  It is an
epitaph without the name of the person:—

                           “Sacred to the memory of
                                 AN OFFICER,
                         who sincerely regarded this
                              his native village
                and caused an asylum to be erected, to protect
                         Age, and to reward Industry.
                          Reader, ask not his name.
                    If thou approve a deed which succours
                       the helpless, go and emulate it.
                             Obiit 1834, aet 65.”

The tiny hamlet of Hardwick, dignified with mention on the Ordnance map,
is passed without its existence being noticed, and the road, flat as
though constructed with the aid of a spirit-level, proceeds straight
ahead for the town of Huntingdon, swinging acutely to the left for York.
Beyond, at the cross-roads, stands Brampton Hut, the modern vivid
red-brick successor of the old inn of that name.  Brampton village lies
down the cross-road to the right, and is the place where Samuel Pepys, it
is thought, was born in 1632. {117}  The registers afford no information,
for they do not begin until twenty-one years later, and the old gossip
himself makes no mention of the fact.  His father and mother lived here,
and both lie in the church.  Their home, his birthplace, stands even now,
but so altered that it is practically without much interest.  It was in
its garden, in October, 1666, that Samuel caused his £1,300 to be buried
when the Dutch descent upon London was feared.  A timorous soul, poor
Samuel! sending his father and his wife down from London to Brampton with
the gold, and with £300 in a girdle round where his waist should have
been, but was not, for Samuel was a man of “full habit,” as the elegant
phrase, seeking to disguise the accusation of exceeding fatness, has it.
Great was his anxiety when, the national danger over, he came down to
disinter his hoard.  “My father and I with a dark lantern, it being now
night, into the garden with my wife, and there went about our great work
to dig up my gold.  But Lord! what a tosse I was for some time in, that
they could not justly tell where it was; but by and by, poking with a
spit, we found it, and then begun with a spudd to lift up the ground.”

But they had not been cautious in their work.  “Good God!” says he, “to
see how sillily they hid it, not half a foot under ground, in sight of
passers-by and from the neighbours’ windows.”  Then he found the gold all
loose, and the notes decaying with the damp, and all the while, routing
about among the dirt for the scattered pieces, he was afraid lest the
neighbours should see him, and fancy the Pepys family had discovered a
gold mine; so he took up dirt and all, and, carrying it to his brother’s
bedroom, washed it out with the aid of several pails of water and some
besoms, with the result that he was still over a hundred pieces short.
This “made him mad.”  He could not go out in the garden with his father,
because the old man was deaf, and, in shouting to him, all the neighbours
would get to know.  So he went out with W. Hewer, and by diligent
grubbing in the mould, made the sum nearly tally.  The day after, leaving
his father to search for the remainder, we find him setting out for
London, with his belongings; the gold in a basket in the coach, and he
coming to look after it every quarter of an hour.

Something over a mile distant from Brampton cross-roads, and passing over
two little bridges, we come to a third bridge, spanning one of the lazy
rivulets that trickle aimlessly through the flats.  It is just an old
red-brick bridge, braced with iron and edged with timber; an
innocent-looking, although dull and lonely spot, with the water trickling
along in its deeply worn bed, and no sound save the occasional splash
made by a frightened water-rat.  Yet this is “Matcham’s Bridge,” and the
scene of an infamous murder.

                       [Picture: Matcham’s Bridge]

Matcham’s Bridge, spanning the little river Wey, obtained its name from
the murder of a drummer-boy here by Gervase (or Jarvis) Matcham, on the
19th of August 1780.  The murder was a remarkable one, and is made
additionally memorable by the after-career of the murderer, whose bloody
deed and subsequent confession, six years later, form the subject of the
_Dead Drummer_, one of Barham’s _Ingoldsby Legends_.

Gervase Matcham, the son of a farmer living at Frodingham, in Yorkshire,
had a varied and adventurous career.  When in his twelfth year, he ran
away from home and became a jockey.  In the course of this employment he
was sent to Russia in charge of some horses presented by the Duke of
Northumberland to the Empress, and returning to London well supplied with
money, dissipated it all in evil courses.  He then shipped as a sailor on
board the _Medway_ man-of-war, but after a short experience of fighting,
managed to desert.  He had no sooner landed in England than he was seized
by one of the prowling pressgangs that then scoured the seaports, and was
shipped aboard the _Ariadne_, fitting out on an expedition to destroy the
pirate, Paul Jones.  Succeeding in an attempt to escape when off
Yarmouth, he enlisted in the 13th Regiment of Foot, and deserting again,
near Chatham, set out to tramp through London to York, visiting
Huntingdon on the way.  The 49th Regiment was then recruiting in the
district, and Matcham promptly enlisted in it.

From Huntingdon, on the 19th of August 1780, he was sent to Major
Reynolds at Diddington, to draw some subsistence-money, amounting to
between £6 and £7.  With him was a drummer-boy, Benjamin Jones, aged
about sixteen years, the son of the recruiting sergeant.  The boy having
drawn the money, they returned along the high road, Matcham drinking on
the way.  Instead of turning off to Huntingdon, Matcham induced the boy
to go on with him in the direction of Alconbury, and picking a quarrel
with him at the bridge, seized him and cut his throat, making off with
the money.  He then fled across country to the nearest seaport, and
shipped again to sea.  For six years he continued in the Navy and saw
hard fighting under Rodney and Hood, being at last paid off H.M.S.
_Sampson_ at Plymouth, on June 15, 1786.  From Plymouth he set out with a
messmate—one John Shepherd—to walk along the Exeter Road to London.  Near
the “Woodyates Inn” they were overtaken one afternoon by a thunderstorm
in which Matcham startled his shipmate by his abject terror of some
unseen apparition.  Eventually he confessed his crime to Shepherd, and
begged his companion to hand him over to the nearest magistrate, so that
Justice might be satisfied.  He was accordingly committed at Salisbury,
and, inquiries as to the truth of his confession having been made, he was
brought to trial at Huntingdon, found guilty, and executed on the 2nd of
August 1786, his body being afterwards hanged in chains on Alconbury
Hill.




XX


THE summit of this convenient Golgotha is the place where the North Road
and the Great North Road adjust their differences, and proceed by one
route to the North.  Not a very terrible hill, after all, despite the way
in which it figures in the letters and diaries of old travellers; but
nowadays a very lonely place, although it is the meeting-point of two
main roads and that of a branch one.  It was once different indeed, and
the great “Wheatsheaf” inn and posting-house, which stood a hundred yards
or so away from the junction, used commonly to send out thirty pairs of
post-horses a day.  This establishment was kept in its prime by John
Warsop, who lived long enough to see his business ruined by railways.
Let no one imagine the “Wheatsheaf” public-house, standing where the
roads meet, to be the representative of that old posting-house.  Face
north, and you will see a private house of considerable size standing on
the east side of the road, behind a hedge and lawn.  Not a beautiful
house; in fact, an ugly house of a dingy whitey-buff brick, the colour of
pastry taken out of the oven before it is properly baked.  Approaching
nearer, it will be observed that this building is now divided into two
private residences.  This was once the “Wheatsheaf.”  In the bygone days
it possessed a semicircular approach from the road, and afforded all the
year round, and round the clock of every day and night, a busy scene;
with the postboys, whose next turn-out it was, sleeping with spur on
heel, ready to mount and away at a minute’s notice, north, south, east,
or west.  Those times and manners are as absolutely vanished as though
they never had existed, and even although there are yet living those who
remember the old “Wheatsheaf” of their youthful days, perhaps not one
wayfarer in a hundred has any idea of that once busy era on Alconbury
Hill.  How many of all those who pass this way have ever noticed that
pathetic relic of the “Wheatsheaf’s” bygone prosperity, the old post from
which its sign used to hang?  It is still to be seen, by those who know
where to look for it, facing the road, a venerable and decrepit relic,
now thickly covered with ivy, and somewhat screened from the casual
glance by the shrubs and trees growing close beside it.

Travellers coming south could have a choice of routes to London from
Alconbury Hill, as the elaborate old milestone still standing at the
parting of the ways indicates, showing sixty-four miles by way of
Huntingdon, Royston, and Ware, and four miles longer by the way we have
come.  This monumental milestone, now somewhat dilapidated, railed round,
and with some forlorn-looking wall-flowers growing inside the enclosure,
is a striking object, situated at a peculiarly impressive spot, where the
left-hand route by Huntingdon is seen going off on the level to a
vanishing-point lost in the distant haze, rather than by any dip or curve
of the road to right or left; the right-hand road diving down the hill to
Alconbury Weston and Alconbury at its foot.

                    [Picture: Alconbury Hill Junction]

The descent, going north, is known as Stangate Hill, and leads past the
lonely churchyard of Sawtry St. Andrews, whose church has disappeared as
utterly as Sawtry Abbey, which, less wealthy than the great abbeys of
Ramsey, Thorney, Crowland, or Peterborough, stood beside the road, and
was besieged by mediæval tramps:

    “Sawtry-by-the-Way, that old Abbaye,
    Gave more alms in one day than all they.”

Thus ran the old rhyme.  To-day, the only vestiges of that vanished
religious house are in the names of Monk’s Wood, to the right of the
road, descending the hill, and of the Abbey Farm.

The foot of Stangate Hill is no doubt the place called by Thoresby and
others “Stangate Hole,” where highwaymen were confidently to be expected.
De Foe, writing about 1720 of this road, says: “Some Parts are still
paved with stone, which strengthens the conjecture that the Name Stangate
was given it from thence.  It traverses great woods between the Two
Saltries.”

In his spelling of “Sawtry,” in that last line, although he does not
follow the invariable form, he has hit upon the original.  For “Sawtry”
was in the beginning “Salt Reeth.”  Salt marshes and creeks crept inland
even as far as this, past Ely and Ramsey.

Stilton lies some three miles ahead, and, two miles before reaching it,
the old “Crown and Woolpack,” a very large red-brick posting-house, part
of it still occupied as an inn, the rest used as cottages, while the
stables are given over to spiders and lumber.

Passing this, the road presently begins to rise gently, and then, level
again, widens out to almost treble its usual width, where a long street
of mingled old houses and cottages, a medley of stone, brick, and
plaster, stands, strangely silent.  This is Stilton, dreaming of bygone
busy times.  Had the railway touched here, things would have worn a very
different aspect at Stilton to-day.  Let us, therefore, thank the shades
of that Marquis of Exeter, and of the others who resisted the railway,
and by causing it to describe a wide loop instead of hugging the road,
unwittingly contributed to the preservation in a glass case, as it were,
of this old coaching centre.

Night and day the coaches kept Stilton awake, and if for a few minutes
there was no coach, the post-chaises at one end of the social scale, and
the fly-wagons at the other, kept the inns busy.  Stilton buzzed with
activity then.  From the far North came the drovers, doing twenty miles a
day, with their sheep and cattle, their pigs and geese; animal creation
marching, martyrs in their sort, to Smithfield.  At Stilton they shod the
cattle, like horses, and one blacksmith’s business here consisted of
nothing else than this.

The glory of Stilton has departed, and the “Bell” and the “Angel” face
one another, dolefully wondering in what channels the tide of business
now flows.  The “Bell” is more racy of the soil than the “Angel,” just as
it is also much older.  We are here in a stone district, and the “Bell”
is a building of that warm yellowish stone characteristic of these parts.
Built at the very beginning of the seventeenth century, it was already of
a respectable age when the brick “Angel” opposite began to rise from its
foundations.  The older house is the feature of Stilton, its great sign,
with the mazy quirks and curls of its wrought-iron supports, projecting
far out towards the road, and arresting the eye on first entering the
street.  The sign itself is painted on copper, for the sake of lightness,
but has long been supported by a crutch, in the shape of a post.  With
this ornamental iron-work, incomparably the finest sign on the road, it
was in the old days the subject of many wagers made by coachmen and
guards with unwary strangers who did not, like those artful ones, know
its measurements.  It measures in fact 6 ft. 2¾ inches in height.

The old “Talbot” inn still has its coach gallery, or balcony, in front.

The “Angel,” in the best days of posting, became the principal house at
Stilton, and the little public-house of that name next door to the
commanding brick building which is now a private residence was only the
tap of the hotel.  But the “Bell,” that has seen the beginning and the
end of the “Angel,” still survives, with memories of the days when the
delicacy which renders the name of Stilton world-famous had its origin.
Allusion is hereby made—need one explain it?—to “Stilton” cheese.  They
say those old stagers who knew it when its local reputation first began
to be dispersed throughout the country—that Stilton cheese is not what it
was.  What is?  The “English Parmesan,” they called it then, when their
palates first became acquainted with it, but it deserved better of them
than that.  It was a species of itself, and not justly comparable with
aught else.  But Stilton cheese is not, nor ever was, made at Stilton, or
anywhere near it.  It originated with Mrs. Paulet of Wymondham, near
Melton Mowbray, who first supplied it to Cooper Thornhill, the once
celebrated landlord of the “Bell,” for the use of the table provided for
the coach passengers and other travellers who dined there.  Mrs. Paulet’s
cheeses immediately struck connoisseurs as a revelation, and they came
into demand, not only on Thornhill’s table, but were eagerly purchased
for themselves or friends by those who travelled this way.  Thornhill was
too business-like a man to give away the secret of the make, and he did
very well for himself, charging as he did half-a-crown a pound.  Then the
almost equally famous Miss Worthington, of the “Angel,” began to supply
“Stilton” cheeses, so that scarce any one came through the place but was
asked to buy one.  Nor did travellers usually wait to be asked.  If it
happened that they did not want any for themselves, they were usually
charged by friends with commissions to purchase as they passed through.
Smiling waiters and maidservants, Miss Worthington herself, rosy, plump,
benevolent-looking, asked travellers if they would not like to take away
with them a real Stilton cheese.  Miss Worthington, the kindly, whose
lavender-scented beds were famed along the whole length of the Great
North Road—there she stood, declaring that they were real Stilton
cheeses!  Nor were travellers for a long while any the wiser.  Stilton
folks kept the secret well.  But it gradually leaked out.  A native of
those parts, too, was the traitor.  “Pray, sir, would you like a nice
Stilton cheese to take away with you?” asked the unsuspecting landlady,
as the coach on whose outside he was seated drew up.

                       [Picture: The Bell, Stilton]

“Do you say they are made at Stilton?” he asked in reply.

“Oh, yes,” said she.

Then came the crushing rejoinder.  “Why, Miss Worthington, you know
perfectly well that no Stilton cheese was ever made at Stilton; they’re
all made in Leicestershire, and as you say your cheeses are made at
Stilton, they cannot be good, and I won’t have one.”  The secret was
then, of course, exploded.

Which of these two inns could it have been to which Mrs. Calderwood of
Coltness refers in her diary when, travelling from Scotland to London in
the middle of the eighteenth century, she mentions at Stilton a “fine
large inn,” where the linen was “as perfit rags as ever I saw: plain
linen with fifty holes in each towell.”  It would be interesting to know,
but it is hopeless now to attempt to identify it.




XXI


UP-HILL from Stilton, three-quarters of a mile away, but well within
sight, stands the Norman Cross inn, where the Peterborough, Louth,
Lincoln, and Hull coaches turned off to the right.

                         [Picture: Norman Cross]

Norman Cross! how many have been those old-time cyclists who have
partaken of the hospitality of the inn here!  Not always, though, has it
been a place of welcome memories.  For years, indeed, during the long
struggles between England and France, this was the site of one of the
largest of the prisons in which captured French soldiers were
incarcerated.  Over three thousand were placed here, officers and
privates, some remaining captive for more than ten years.  Happy those
who, through influence or by mere luck, were selected to be exchanged for
our soldiers, prisoners in France.

It was a weary time for those poor fellows.  Many of them died in the
great insanitary sheds in which they were confined, and others lost their
reason.  Desperate men sometimes succeeded in escaping to the coast,
where friends were awaiting them.  Others, wandering over the lonely
flats, perished miserably in the dykes and drains into which they fell
when the mists shrouded the countryside.  There were, again, those who
stabbed the sentries and made off.  Such an one was Charles François
Marie Bonchew, an officer, who had wounded, but had not killed, a sentry
named Alexander Halliday.  Being captured, he was sentenced to death at
Huntingdon, and was brought back to Norman Cross to be executed,
September 1808.  All the prisoners were turned out to witness the
execution, and the garrison was under arms.

But it was not all savagery and horror here among those military
captives, for they were often allowed out on parole, within certain hours
and well-defined bounds.  It was understood that no prisoner out on
parole should leave the highroad, nor was he to be at large after sunset.
If he disregarded these rules he was liable to be shot at sight by any
one who had a gun handy.  He was an Ishmael against whom every hand was
turned, and, indeed, the Post Office offered a reward of £5 to any mail
guard who, seeing a prisoner breaking parole, should shoot him.  After
several inoffensive farm-labourers, going home after dusk, had been
peppered with shot in mistake by guards anxious to secure this reward,
the village streets and roads adjacent became singularly desolate when a
coach was heard approaching.

There were exceptions to these strict rules, and officers of high
rank—and consequently assumed to have a nicer sense of honour than that
obtaining among subalterns and the rank and file—were permitted to take
private lodgings at Stilton.  Those were the fortunate ones.  Most of the
prisoners, unhappily, were penniless, and after a time even their own
Government refused supplies for their maintenance.  Accordingly, they
obtained some few little luxuries, and employed the time that hung so
heavily on their hands, by carving toys and artistic nick-nacks out of
fragments of wood, or from the bones left from their rations, and selling
them to the crowds of country folks who came to gaze at them on certain
days.  Straw-plaiting, too, was a prisoners’ industry, until it was
stopped by some of the military in charge.

In March, 1812, Sergeant Ives, of the West Essex Militia, was stopped on
the highway between Stilton and Norman Cross by a number of persons
unknown, who, after having knocked him down and robbed him of his money
and watch, wrenched open his jaws, and with savage cruelty, cut off a
piece of his tongue.  It was supposed that this outrage was in revenge
for his having been concerned in suppressing the plait trade at Norman
Cross barracks.

The prisoners were not entirely without spiritual consolation, for the
good Bishop de Moulines appointed himself their chaplain, and, of his own
free will leaving France, took up residence at Stilton.  He attended them
in sickness, and helped them out of his own resources.

The officers in charge of these prisoners were often brutal, but that
there were some who sympathised with their sorrows is evident from the
tablet still to be seen in Yaxley Church, a mile distant, which tells of
the gratitude of the prisoners for the kindness shown them by Captain
John Draper, R.N., who died after being in charge of the prison for only
eighteen months.

Norman Cross Prison, or “Yaxley Barracks”—Norman Cross being in the
parish of Yaxley—built in 1796; was demolished in 1816, and no vestige of
it is left.

And so all recollection of these things might in time have faded away had
it not been for the monument erected by the wayside in the fateful year
1914.  Let us pause to consider that moment.  Events were hurrying
towards the beginning of the Great War of 1914–18, and the nation in
general was wholly ignorant of what was coming.  Stupidly ignorant, for
there were many omens.  It was at this moment, afterwards seen to be so
full of tragedy, that the memorial pillar on, or near, the site of Yaxley
Barracks, to the memory of those French prisoners of war, was unveiled,
July 28th, 1914, by Lord Weardale.  A gilded bronze French Imperial eagle
stoops on the crest of a handsome pillar, and on the plinth is a tablet
stating that this is a memorial to 1770 French prisoners who died in
captivity.

        [Picture: French Prisoners of War Monument, Norman Cross]

These incidents, “picked from the wormholes of long vanished days,” give
romance to the otherwise featureless road onwards to Kate’s Cabin and
Water Newton.  The “Kate’s Cabin” inn is mentioned by every road-book of
coaching-times, but no one ever condescended to explain the origin of
this curious sign, and the inn itself, once standing in the receipt of
custom at the cross-roads, three miles and a half from Norman Cross, is
now a pretty cottage.

[Picture: Sculptured figure, Water Newton Church] Nearly two miles
onward, Water Newton comes in sight, standing, dry and secure, on its
knoll above the water-meadows on the river Nene.  On the western face of
its church tower, which originally, before Wansford bridge was built and
the road diverted, faced the highway, may yet be seen a tabernacle
containing an ancient effigy of a man in semi-ecclesiastical attire, his
hands clasped in prayer.  An inscription in Norman French may with some
difficulty be deciphered beneath it, inviting the passer-by to pray for
the soul of Thomas Purden:—

    “VOVS KE PAR
    ISSI PASSEZ
    POVR LE ALME
    TOMAS PVR
    DEN PRIEZ.”

Read aloud, we perceive this to be intended for rhyme.

No one prays for the soul of Thomas Purden nowadays, for these two very
excellent and individually sufficient reasons—that prayers for the dead
are not customary in the Church of England, and that, since the road has
been diverted, there are no passers-by.

This brings us to the reason why Thomas Purden should have expected
wayfarers to intercede for his soul.  That he expected them to do this
out of gratitude seems obvious; but it is not at first evident for what
they should be so grateful.  We are, however, to bear in mind that a road
passed down beside this church tower in those days, where no road—only a
meadow—exists to-day.  The meadow slopes steeply to the river, and
doubtless a ford, a ferry, or some primitive bridge was established here
by Thomas Purden long before even a wooden bridge existed at Wansford.
In providing some safe method by which travellers might pass this river,
even now subject to dangerous floods, Purden would have been a benefactor
in the eyes alike of men and of Holy Church, and fully entitled to the
prayers and intercessions of all.

                      [Picture: Water Newton Church]

For many years the head of the figure had disappeared, but when the
church was restored, some years since, an ingenious mason fitted him with
another which had, in the usual careless fashion of restorers, been
knocked off something else.  And it is a simple truth that since its
“restoration,” Water Newton church is sadly bare.

By the wayside, on the left, against the wall of a farm-house residence,
will be noticed an old milestone and horseman’s upping-block combined.
It marks the 81st mile from London, and bears the initials “E. B.,”
together with the date, 1708.  This is perhaps the only survivor of a
series which, according to De Foe, in his “Tour through the Whole Island
of Great Britain,” a Mr. Boulter was projecting “to London, for the
general benefit.”

                  [Picture: Edmund Boulter’s Milestone]

Edmund Boulter was one of the family who were then seated at Gawthorp
Hall, near Leeds, and who, not much later, sold that property to Henry
Lascelles, father of the first Lord Harewood.

At the hamlet of Sibson, on the left hand in descending toward the
level-crossing at Wansford station, may still be seen the stocks and
whipping-post beside the road.  To the right flows the winding Nene,
through illimitable oozy meadows, its course marked in the far distance
by the pollard willows that line its banks.  The Nene here divides the
counties of Huntingdonshire and Northants, Wansford itself lying in the
last-mentioned county and Stibbington on the hither side of the river.
The famous Wansford Bridge joins the two, and helps to render Wansford
and Stibbington one place in the eyes of strangers.  Both places belong
to the Duke of Bedford, Stibbington bearing the mark of its ownership
distinctly visible in its severe and uncomfortable-looking “model”
modern-gothic stone houses, with the coroneted “B” on their gables.  In
this manner the accursed Russells have bedevilled many of the villages
and townlets unhappily owned by them, and the feelings of all who live in
their earmarked houses must be akin to those of paupers who inhabit
workhouses and infirmaries, with the important exception that the Duke’s
tenants pay rent and taxes.  Wansford, fortunately, has not been rebuilt,
and it is possible for the villagers to live without an uncomfortable
sense of belonging, body and soul, to the Dukes of Bedford.

The famous “Haycock” inn, usually spoken of as at Wansford, is, in fact,
on the Huntingdonshire side of the bridge, and in Stibbington.  Its sign
alludes to the supposed origin of the curious nick-name of
“Wansford-in-England,” first mentioned in that scarce little early
eighteenth-century book, _Drunken Barnaby’s Four Journeys to the North of
England_.  In its pages he describes being carried off by a flood:—

    “On a haycock sleeping soundly,
    Th’ River rose and took me roundly
    Down the current: People cry’d;
    Sleeping, down the Stream I hy’d:
       ‘Where away,’ quoth they, ‘from Greenland?’
       ‘No, from Wansforth-brigs in England.’”

This “in England” has puzzled many.  It really refers to the situation of
Wansford in Northamptonshire, near, but not in, “Holland”—the Holland
division of Lincolnshire.

                    [Picture: The “Haycock,” Wansford]

Wansford’s peculiar fame is thus more than local.  Perhaps the queer
picture-sign of the grand old inn, representing Drunken Barnaby on his
haycock, helped to disperse it over England in days when it could not
fail to be seen by every passing traveller.  The “Haycock” ceased to be
an inn, and is now occupied as a hunting-box.  It affords a pleasing
relief from the Duke of Bedford’s almshouse-looking cottages, and is a
building not only of considerable age, but of dignified architectural
character.  Stone-built, with handsome windows and steep slated roof, and
carefully designed, even to its chimneys, it is, architecturally
speaking, among the very finest of the houses ever used as inns in
England, and has more the appearance of having been originally designed
as a private mansion than as a house of public entertainment.  The sign
is now hung in the hall of the house, the corbels it rested on being
still visible beside the present door, replacing the old archway by which
the coaches and post-chaises entered and left the courtyard of the inn of
old.

The “Haycock,” even in its days as an inn, was a noted hunting centre.
Situated in the country of the Fitzwilliam Hunt, it afforded, with its
splendid accommodation for guests and for horses, headquarters for those
who had not a hunting-box of their own, and in those days stabled as many
as a hundred and fifty horses.

                    [Picture: Sign of the “Haycock.”]

“Young Percival” kept the “Haycock” from about 1826, and drove the
“Regent” between Wansford and Stamford, in place of “old John Barker.”
At that time he had more valour than discretion in driving, and on one
occasion at least nearly brought disaster upon the coach at the famous
bridge by “punishing” a spirited team which had given some trouble at
starting.  At the steep and narrow entrance to the bridge they took it in
their heads to resent his double-thonging, the leaders turning round, and
the whole team presently facing towards London instead of Stamford.  They
had to be driven back to the “Haycock,” and Barker took them on to
Stamford.

                        [Picture: Wansford Bridge]

That bridge would have been an exceedingly awkward place for a coach
accident.  It is picturesqueness itself, and by consequence not the most
convenient for traffic.  Originally built in 1577, with thirteen arches,
it was repaired in 1674, as a Latin inscription carved midway on it
informs the inquiring stranger.  In the winter of 1795 an ice-flood
destroyed some of the southernmost arches, which were replaced the
following year by two wider spans, so that Wansford Bridge has now only
ten openings.  The northern approach to it from Stamford leads down in a
dangerous, steep, sudden, and narrow curve, intersected by a cross-road.
Now that there is no longer a turnpike gate at this point to bring the
traffic to a slow pace, this descent is fruitful in accidents, and at
least one cyclist has been killed here in an attempt to negotiate this
sharp curve on the descent into the cross-road.  An inoffensive cottage
standing at the corner opposite the “Mermaid” inn has received many a
cyclist through its window, and the new masonry of its wall bears witness
to the wreck caused by a heavy wagon hurtling down the hill, carrying
away the side of the house.

The five miles between Wansford and Stamford begin with this long rise,
whose crest was cut through in coaching days, the earth taken being used
to fill up a deep hollow which succeeded, where a little brook trickled
across the road, the coaches fording it.  Thence, by what used to be
called in the old road-books “Whitewater Turnpike,” past the few cottages
of Thornhaugh, and so to where the long wall of Burghley Park begins on
the right hand.  Here the telegraph poles, that have hitherto so
unfailingly followed the highway, suddenly go off to the right, and into
Stamford by the circuitous Barnack road, in deference to the objections,
or otherwise, of the Marquis of Exeter, against their going through his
park.

The famous Burghley House by Stamford town is not visible from the road,
and is indeed situated a mile within the park, only the gate-house to the
estate being passed in the long descent into that outlying portion of the
town known as Stamford Baron.

There is, amid the works of Tennyson, a curiously romantic poem, “The
Lord of Burleigh,” which on the part of the literary pilgrim will repay
close examination; and this examination will yield some astonishing
results.  It is, briefly stated, the story of an Earl masquerading as a
landscape painter and winning the heart and hand of a farmer’s daughter.
He takes her, after the wedding, to see—

    “A mansion more majestic
       Than all those she saw before;
    Many a gallant gay domestic
       Bows before him at the door.
    And they speak in gentle murmur
       When they answer to his call,
    While he treads with footstep firmer,
       Leading on from hall to hall.
    And, while now she wonders blindly,
       Nor the meaning can divine,
    Proudly turns he round and kindly,
       ‘All of this is mine and thine.’
    Here he lives in state and bounty,
       Lord of Burleigh, fair and free,
    Not a lord in all the county
       Is so great a lord as he.”

The original person from whose doings this poem was written was, in fact,
Henry Cecil, tenth Earl, and afterwards first Marquis, of Exeter.  He was
the lord of Burghley House (not “Burleigh Hall”), by Stamford town, and
his descendants are there yet.

Not a landscape painter, but a kind of London man about town and Member
of Parliament for Stamford, 1774–1780, 1784–1790, and then plain Mr.
Henry Cecil (for he did not succeed his uncle in the title until
December, 1793), he is found rather mysteriously wandering about
Shropshire in 1789, calling himself (there is never any accounting for
taste) “Mr. Jones.”  He was then a man who had been married fourteen
years, and was thirty-six years of age.

The scene opens (thus to put it in dramatic form) on an evening towards
the end of June, 1789, when a stranger knocked at the door of Farmer
Hoggins at Great Bolas in Shropshire, and begged shelter for the night.
He was obviously a gentleman, but called himself by the very plebian name
of “John Jones.”  He made himself so agreeable that his stay “for the
night” lasted some weeks, and he returned again in a month or so, taking
up his residence in the village.  The attraction which brought him back
to Great Bolas was evidently Sarah Hoggins, the farmer’s daughter, at
that time a girl of sixteen, having been born in June, 1773.  He proposed
for Sarah, and on April 17th, 1790, they were married in Great Bolas
Church, the register showing that he married in the name of “John Jones.”
Meanwhile he had purchased land in the village, and built a house which
he called “Bolas Villa.”  Gossip grew extremely busy with this mysterious
stranger who had thus descended upon the place, and it was generally
suspected that he was a highwayman in an extensive way of business,
especially as some notable highway robberies happened coincidently with
his appearance.

Early in 1794, “Mr. John Jones,” living thus at Great Bolas, learnt that
his uncle, the ninth Earl of Exeter, had died in December.  Telling his
wife they must journey into Northamptonshire, where he had business, they
set out and arrived at “Burghley House, by Stamford town,” and there he
disclosed to her for the first time that he was not “John Jones,” but
Henry Cecil, and now Earl of Exeter.

At what time he broke the news to her that he was already a married man
there is no evidence to show.  Strictly speaking, he had made a bigamous
marriage, because, although his wife, one of the Vernons of Hanbury, in
Worcestershire, had eloped on June 14, 1789, with the Reverend William
Sneyd, curate of that place, he had at the time taken no steps to obtain
a divorce.

               [Picture: Burghley House, by Stamford Town]

But he had every excuse.  He had honestly fallen in love with Sarah
Hoggins after thus meeting her while wandering about the country a few
days after his wife’s flight; and he obtained a divorce by Act of
Parliament in March, 1791.  Having done this, he married Sarah Hoggins
secondly some six months later (October 3) in the City of London Church
of St. Mildred, Bread Street, in whose register his name appears as
“Henry Cecil, bachelor.”

Tennyson’s poem is, therefore, rather more romantic than truthful; and
the lines which tell us how she murmured—

             “Oh! that he
    Were again that landscape painter
    Who did win my heart from me,”

have no authority.  Nor is there any evidence to warrant the statement
that—

    “A trouble weighed upon her
       And perplexed her, night and morn,
    With the burthen of an honour
       Unto which she was not born.”

The poet continues—

    “So she droop’d and droop’d before him,
       Fading slowly from his side;
    Three fair children first she bore him,
       Then before her time she died.”

The Countess of Exeter, in fact, died on January 18, 1797, not quite
twenty-four years of age; but not from “the burthen of an honour unto
which she was not born.”  Happily, accession to the ranks of the titled
nobility is not fatal, as the marriage of many distinguished ornaments of
the musical comedy stage assure us; and so we must charge the Poet
Laureate with the flunkey thought that blue blood is a kind apart, and
not to be admixed with other strains.  This from the poet who wrote—

    “Kind hearts are more than coronets,
    And simple faith than Norman blood.”

is unexpected.

She left two sons and one daughter.  Her eldest son became second Marquis
of Exeter, his father, the Earl, having been raised a step in the peerage
in 1801.

The enterprising Earl married, thirdly, in 1800, the divorced wife of the
eighth Duke of Hamilton, and died May 1, 1804, aged fifty; but his third
wife survived until January 17, 1837.  In the billiard-room of Burghley
House is a portrait-group of “the Lord of Burleigh” and his wife, Sarah
Hoggins, by Sir Thomas Lawrence.

“Bolas Villa” was given by the Earl to his godson.  It has since been
enlarged, and is now styled “Burghley Villa.”  The church of Great Bolas
is a grim-looking brick building of the eighteenth century, when many of
the Shropshire churches in that district were rebuilt.




XXII


STAMFORD compels enthusiasm, from the first glimpse of it on entering, to
the last regretful backward glance on leaving.  It is historic,
picturesque, stately, aristocratic, and cleanly, all at once.  Its
stone-built mansions and houses are chiefly of the Renaissance period,
from Elizabeth onwards to the time of George the First, and it is in this
sort the most beautiful town in England, after Oxford and Cambridge, and
even in some aspects surpassing them.

Apart from its lovely churches, one seeks not Gothic architecture at
Stamford but the stateliness of classic methods as understood in the
sixteenth and seventeenth century revival.  It is this especial
architectural character which gives the town such an air of academic
distinction and leads the stranger to compare it with the great
university towns, even before the fact comes to his knowledge that
Stamford itself was once the seat of a University.

The entrance is of a peculiar stateliness, the broad quiet street
descending, lined with dignified private houses, to where the river
Welland flows beneath the bridge, dividing the counties of Northampton
and Lincoln, and Stamford Baron from Stamford town.  On the right hand
rises the fine tower of St. Martin’s, its perforated battlements showing,
lace-like, against the sky, just as when Turner painted his view.  Lower
down across the street straddles the sign of the great “George” inn, and
a few steps forward serve to disclose the exquisite picture of St. Mary’s
tower and spire soaring from the rising ground on the other side of the
river.  The “distracting bustle of the ‘George,’ which exceeded anything
I ever saw or heard,” as the Reverend Thomas Twining wrote, in 1776, has
long since become a thing of the past, and a certain quiet dignity now
belongs to it, as to Stamford in general.

The “George” is an inn with a history.  Charles the First slept there,
August 23, 1645, and a whole train of dignitaries at one time or another.
“Billy the Butcher,” too, returning from Culloden, stayed in the house,
and with his officers celebrated that victory.  “Billy the Butcher,” one
regrets to say, was the vulgar nickname by which the people called
William, Duke of Cumberland.

Distinguished foreigners without number have rested here and wondered at
the habits of Englishmen.  The foreigner, it is to be feared, never, with
every advantage, really understands us; sometimes, too, he is so perverse
that we find a difficulty in understanding him.  Thus, Master Estienne
Perlin, who travelled the roads and sampled the inns of England so far
back as 1558, says we were great drunkards then.  He wrote an account of
his travels, and of England, as it appeared to him; and the way in which
he wrestles with the pronunciation of the language is amusing enough.
Thus, according to this traveller, if an Englishman would treat you, he
would say in his language: “Vis dring a’ quarta uin oim gasquim oim
hespaignol oim malvoysi.”  This is merely maddening, and it is a positive
relief to know that the meaning of it is, “Will you drink a quart of
Gascony wine, another of Spanish, and another of Malmsey?”  According to
this, the Englishman of three hundred years ago mixed his drinks
alarmingly.  “In drinking,” continues this amusing foreigner, “they will
say to you, a hundred times, ‘Drind iou,’ which is, ‘I drink to you’; and
you should answer them in their language, ‘Iplaigiou,’ which means ‘I
pledge you.’  If you would thank them in their language, you say, ‘God
tanque artelay.’  When they are drunk,” he concludes, “they will swear by
blood and death that you shall drink all that is in your cup, and will
say to you thus: ‘Bigod sol drind iou agoud uin.’”

      [Picture: Entrance to Stamford. (After J. M. W. Turner R.A.)]

Such customs as these must have been excellent business for the “George”
and its contemporaries.

To this inn belongs an incident not paralleled elsewhere.  The daughter
of one of its landlords, Margaret, daughter of Bryan Hodgson, married a
bishop!  Or, more exactly, one who became a bishop: the Reverend Beilby
Porteous, who at the time of his marriage, in 1765, was vicar of Ruckinge
and Wittersham, in Kent.  In 1776 he became Bishop of Chester, and eleven
years later Bishop of London.  This was long years before Whincup kept
the house.  He reigned here in the full tide of the coaching age, and was
one of the proprietors of the “Stamford Regent.”

Much history has been made at Stamford, from the time when it was the
“stone ford” of the Romans across the Welland, through the long ages of
blood and destruction, stretching, with little intermission, from the
days of Saxon and Danish conflicts to that final clash of arms in 1643,
when Cromwell held the town and besieged Burghley House; and to that
Monday in the first week of May, 1646, when Charles the First, having
slept the night before at the residence of Alderman Wolph (descended from
Wulph, son of King Harold) slipped through a postern-gate in the town
wall, and so escaped for a final few hours as a free man.  The gate is
there yet, in the grounds of Barn Hill House, a mansion which, in 1729,
was purchased by Stukeley, the antiquary, vicar of All Saints.

Here is no place to tell of the Councils and Parliaments held at
Stamford; but, as justifying the academic air the town still holds, it
must be said that it was indeed the home of a University, long centuries
ago.  It was following the early quarrels of Oxford University and Oxford
town that a body of students left that seat of learning, in 1260, and set
up a temporary home at Northampton.  Political troubles drove them, six
years later, to Stamford, where they founded several Colleges and Halls,
which were already flourishing when, in 1333, the northern students at
Oxford, disgusted with the alleged favouritism shown to the southerners,
left in a body and found a welcome at Stamford.  Liberty in those days
was construed as permission given the strong to oppress the weak, and so
when Oxford University and Oxford town jointly petitioned the king to
forbid the seceders learning where they listed, those unhappy students
were promptly arrested and sent back to suck wisdom from _alma mater_ on
the Isis.  Oxford and Cambridge both agreed not to recognise degrees
conferred by Stamford, and at length, by 1463, this University was
strangled.

The actual relics of those times are few.  Chief in point of interest is
the old Brasenose Gate, the only fragment of the College of that name,
said to have been founded by students from Brasenose College, Oxford.
Here remained until recent years the ancient bronze knocker, in the form
of a lion’s head with a massive ring in its mouth, brought, according to
the legend, from the Oxford college.  This knocker certainly belongs to a
period not later than the thirteenth century, and may have been conveyed
away.  Whether it was the original “brazen nose,” said to have originated
the odd name of the College, or whether that name arose from the
_brassen-huis_, or brew-house, whose site the original College was built
upon, is one of those mysteries of derivation never likely to be solved.
During the last years of its stay at Stamford, the knocker was kept in a
house adjoining, until it and the house were purchased by Brasenose
College, Oxford, in whose Common Room the ancient relic now occupies a
place of honour.

                           [Picture: Stamford]

Stamford was attached to the Yorkist cause in the Wars of the Roses, and
had occasion to regret the fact; for it offered an especial mark to the
victorious Lancastrians in 1461, after the battle of St. Albans, when Sir
Andrew Trollope, with the triple ferocity of the _trois loups_ from which
the name derives, fell upon the town and pillaged and burnt it.  Eight
churches, two castles, and the town walls, together with many hundreds of
houses, were destroyed, and Stamford has never recovered its ancient
importance since then.  It is enough for us that it is among the
stateliest of towns, stone-built and dignified; with its beautiful
churches of St. Mary, All Saints, and St. Martin; its old almshouses and
mansions, not exactly matched in all England.

The histories tell of a long list of famous men, natives of Stamford; but
the mere mental capacity or personal bravery shown by these great ones is
sardonically overshadowed by the physical greatness of quite another kind
of person, who, although not even a native of Stamford, has, by his dying
here, shed an especial lustre upon the town.

[Picture: Daniel Lambert] Far transcending the fame of all other
personages is that of Daniel Lambert, the Fat Man.  In the computation of
avoirdupois and of the tape-measure, this was the greatest figure that
ever travelled the Great North Road.  No king or noble can vie with him,
nor are saintly shrines more zealously visited than his grave in the old
churchyard of St. Martin’s.  While the tomb of that great Cecil, the Lord
Treasurer Burghley, within the church, remains often unvisited,
photographs of Daniel Lambert and of his epitaph meet the traveller at
every turn.

Although destined to this undying fame, and to pothouse canonisation,
Daniel’s career was short, as that epitaph tells us:—

                              “In Remembrance of
                            That Prodigy in Nature
                                DANIEL LAMBERT
                             who was possessed of
                        An exalted and convivial mind
                          And in personal greatness
                              Had no Competitor
               He measured three feet, one inch, round the leg
                    Nine feet, four inches, round the body
                                 And Weighed
                        Fifty-two stone Eleven pounds
                            He departed this life
                             On the 21st of June
                                     1809
                               Aged 39 years.”

His diet is said to have been plain, and the quantity moderate, and he
never drank anything stronger than water.  His countenance was manly and
intelligent, and he had a melodious tenor voice.  For some years before
his death he had toured the country, exhibiting himself, and visited
London on two occasions.  The weights and measurements quoted on his
tombstone were taken at Huntingdon only the day before his death.  In the
evening he arrived at the “Waggon and Horses,” Stamford, in good health,
in preparation for “receiving company” during Stamford Races, but before
nine o’clock the next morning was dead in the room on the ground floor
which he had taken because of his inability to go upstairs.  For many
years two of his suits were shown at the inn, seven men often succeeding
in squeezing themselves within the mighty embrace of his waistcoat,
without bursting a button.  The “Waggon and Horses” has long since given
place to a school, and so here is a place of pilgrimage the less; but
Daniel’s fame is immortal, for he lives as the sign of many an inn and
refreshment-house, whose proprietors use him as an advertisement of the
plenteous fare to be obtained within, regardless of the fact that his
immense bulk was due rather to a dropsical habit than to much eating or
drinking.




XXIII


THE road, mounting steeply out of Stamford, reaches a fine, elevated
track commanding wide views.  This is the spot chosen by Forrest for his
painting of the old “Highflyer” London, York, and Edinburgh coach which
ran from 1788 to 1840.  In less than two miles the road crosses the
border of Lincolnshire, traversing for six miles an outlying corner of
little Rutland, the smallest county in England, and entering Lincolnshire
again on passing Stretton.  Great Casterton, at the foot of the hill two
and a quarter miles from Stamford, is in Rutland.  It is said to be
situated on the Guash, but that stream and the bridge over it, from which
the old road-books often called the village “Bridge Casterton,” are not
readily glimpsed.

It is a pretty stone-built village, with a well preserved Early English
church beside the road.  “Greatness,” either as a village or as the site
of a Roman “castrum” (whence derives the “Caster”-ton) has long ceased to
be a characteristic of this pleasant spot, and the ancient Roman camp is
now visible only in some grassy banks where the rathe primrose grows.

Just beyond Casterton, coyly hiding down a lane to the left, is the
little village of Tickencote, preserving in its name some prehistoric
goat-farm, “Tyccen-cote” meaning in the Anglo-Saxon nothing more nor less
than “goat’s-home.”  Of more tangible interest is the splendid Norman
church, of small size but extraordinary elaboration; a darkling building
with heavy chancel arch covered with those zigzags, lozenges, birds’
heads, and tooth-mouldings so beloved by Norman architects, and with a
“Norman” nave built in 1792 to replace that portion of the building
destroyed many years before.  The pseudo-Norman work of our own day is,
almost without exception, vile, and that of the eighteenth century was
worse, but here is an example of such faithful copying of existing
portions that now, since a hundred years and more have passed and the
first freshness of the new masonry gone, it is difficult to distinguish
the really old work from the copy.

             [Picture: The “Highflyer,” 1840 (After Forrest)]

Returning to the highroad, a further two miles bring us to Horn Lane, the
site of a vanished turnpike gate, and to the coppices and roadside trees
of Bloody Oaks, where the battle of Empingham was fought, March 13, 1470,
between the forces of Edward the Fourth and the hastily assembled
Lincolnshire levies of Sir Robert Welles and Sir Thomas de la Launde,
fighting, _not_ for the Lancastrian cause, as so often stated, but in an
insurrection fomented by the Earl of Warwick, whose object was to raise
Edward’s brother, the Duke of Clarence, to the throne.  It was a
massacre, rather than a battle, for Edward’s army was both more numerous
and better equipped, and the rebels soon broke and fled.  Flinging away
their weapons, and even portions of their clothing, as they went, the
fight was readily named “Losecoat Field.”  The captured leaders paid for
their ineffectual treason with their blood, for they were executed at
Stamford.

                          [Picture: Bloody Oaks]

The country folks have quite forgotten Losecoat Field, and think the
woodlands of Bloody Oaks were so named from the execution of John
Bowland, a highwayman who was gibbeted at Empingham Corner in 1769.

Greetham spire now rises away to the left, and shows where that village
lies hid.  Here, away from the village and facing the highroad, stood,
and stands still, the “Greetham Inn.”  It is now a farmhouse, and has
lost its stables, its projecting bar-parlour, and its entrance archway.
Once, however, it was one of the foremost inns and posting-houses on the
road.  Marked on old Ordnance maps as the “Oak,” it seems to have been
really named the “New Inn,” if we may judge from an inscription cut on
stone under the eaves: “This is the New Inn, 1786.”  However this may
have been, it was known to travellers, coachmen, and postboys along the
road only as “Greetham Inn.”  Towards the last it was kept by one of the
Percivals of Wansford.  At that time no fewer than forty-four
coaches—twenty-two up and the same number down—changed here and at the
“Black Bull,” Witham Common, every twenty-four hours.

Less than a mile down the road is that humble little public-house whose
strange sign, the “Ram Jam,” has puzzled many people.  Its original name
was the “Winchilsea Arms,” and it bore no other sign than the armorial
shield of the Earls of Winchilsea until long after coaching days were
done; but in all that time it was known only as the “Ram Jam House,” and
thereby hangs a tale, or several tales, most of them untrue.  All kinds
of wild legends of the house being so crammed with travellers that it was
called “Ram Jam,” from that circumstance, have been heard.  But
travellers, as a matter of fact, never stayed there, for the inn never
had any accommodation for them.  It was more a beer-house than anything
else.  It’s fame began about 1740, when the landlord was an officer’s
servant, returned from India.  He possessed the secret of compounding a
liqueur or spirit which he sold to travellers down the road, this
eventually becoming as well-known a delicacy as Cooper Thornhill’s
“Stilton” cheeses.  He called this spirit “Ram Ján,” which seems to be an
Indian term for a table servant, and sold it in small bottles, either
singly, for consumption on the journey, or in cases of half-dozens or
dozens.  The secret of this liqueur was imparted to his son, but
afterwards died out, and it is said that “Ram Jam” ceased to be sold
before the beginning of the nineteenth century.

          [Picture: Interior of a Village Inn.  (After Morland)]

Although the “Ram Jam” was never more than a tavern of a very humble
description, and probably never sheltered guests above the rank of
cattle-drovers, it is noted as having been the house where Molyneux, the
black, slept before his fight with Tom Cribb at Thistleton Gap, three and
a half miles away, on September 28, 1811.  Cribb, who was easily the
victor, had his quarters at the “Blue Bull,” another small roadside
house, which stood, until the beginning of 1900, at the cross roads on
Witham Common, where roads go right and left to Bourn and Melton Mowbray.
It has now been demolished.

Here we have passed the little Rutlandshire village of Stretton on the
right, which obtained its name of “Street-town” from having been on the
ancient road called the Ermine Way.  Here we come again into
Lincolnshire.

For some twenty miles the Great North Road runs through this broad
county, the land of the “yellow-bellies,” as Lincolnshire folk are named,
from the frogs and eels that inhabit their fens and marshes.  North and
South Witham, giving a name to Witham Common, lie unseen, off to the
left, and the once famous old “Black Bull” stands, as it always has
stood, solitary beside the road, out of sight from any other house.  It
consists of two separate buildings, at right angles to one another and
erected at different times.  The original house is a structure of
rag-stone, placed a little way back from the road, and facing it.  The
second building, which bears a more imposing architectural character, and
with its handsome elevation of red brick and stone, bears witness to the
once extensive business of the “Black Bull,” stands facing south, with
its gable-end to the road, thus forming two sides of a courtyard.  Long
ranges of stables extend to the rear.  The place is now in use as a
farmhouse and hunting-box, and a screen of laurels and other evergreen
shrubs is planted on the site of the old coach-drive.  Sturtle, who kept
the house in the old days, is gathered to his fathers, and the railway
whistle sounds across country, where the guards’ horns once aroused the
echoes of Morkery Woods or Spittle Gorse.

How different the outlook now from the time when Sir Walter Scott made
entries in his _Journal_.  “Old England,” he writes, from his hotel at
Grantham, “is no changeling.  Things seem much the same.  One race of
red-nosed innkeepers are gone, and their widows, eldest sons, or head
waiters exercise hospitality in their room, with the same bustle and
importance.  The land, however, is much better ploughed; straight ridges
everywhere adopted in place of the old circumflex of twenty years ago.
Three horses, however, or even four, are often seen in a plough, yoked
one before the other.  Ill habits do not go out at once.”

A few years later, and these things, which had changed so little, were
revolutionised.  The railway carried all the traffic and the roads were
deserted, the “red-nosed innkeepers” so rarely seeing a guest, that when
a stray one arrived they almost fell on his shoulder and wept.
Agriculture, too, converted even Witham Common into a succession of
fertile fields, and thus banished wayfaring romance to the pages of
history or of sensation novels.

        [Picture: House, formerly the “Black Bull,” Witham Common]




XXIV


LET us rest awhile by this sunlit stretch of road, where the red roofs of
distant farmsteads alone hint of life; always excepting the humming
telegraph wires whispering messages to Edinburgh and the Far North, or
perhaps the summer breeze bringing across country the distant echo of a
train.  If it does, why then the sound renders our solitude the more
complete, and gives flight to a lagging imagination.  It reminds us that
it was here, and not there, three miles away over the meadows in a
railway cutting, that the traffic of two kingdoms went, sixty years ago.

These green selvedges of grass that border the highway so delightfully
were not then in existence.  They were a part of the road itself, which
was, for all that, not too wide for the mail-coaches, the stages, the
fly-wagons, private chariots, post-chaises, and especially the runaway
couples _en route_ for Gretna Green, who travelled along it.  “The
dullest road in the world, though the most convenient,” quoth Sir Walter
Scott, in his diary, when journeying to Abbotsford in 1826.  Dull
scenically, but not historically.  Had it been an unlettered cyclist who
had made this criticism, a thousand critical lashes had been his
portion—and serve him right; but what shall we say of the author of
_Waverley_?  Dull! why, the road is thronged with company.  One can—any
one can who has the will to it—call spirits from the vasty deep with
which to people the way.  No need to ask, “Will they come?”  They cannot
choose but do so; they are here.

A strange and motley crowd: the pale ghosts of the ages.  From Ostorius
Scapula and the Emperors Hadrian, Severus, and Constantine the Great,
down through the Middle Ages, they come, mostly engaged in cutting one
another’s throats.  York and Lancaster, as their fortunes ebbed or
flowed, setting up or taking down the heads of traitors; obscure
murderers despatching equally obscure victims by the way, and in later
times—the farcical mingling with the more tragic humours—we see James the
First journeying to his throne, confirmed in his good opinion of himself
as a second Solomon by a sycophantic crowd of courtiers; Lord Chancellor
Littleton, fleeing from Parliament to Charles the First at York, carrying
with him that precious symbol of Royal authority, the Great Seal (the
third Great Seal of that reign), made in the year the Long Parliament
began to sit; Charles the First, a few years later, conducted by the
victorious Parliament to London, and, at the interval of another century,
the Rebel Lords.  “The ’45,” indeed, made much traffic on this road: the
British army going down, with Billy the Butcher at its head, to crush the
rebellion, and the prisoners coming up—their last journey, as they knew
full well.  They were pinioned on the way, for their better custody, and
so that Hanoverian heads might sleep the sounder at St. James’s.  The
Hanoverians themselves rarely came this way, nor would their coming have
added greatly to the romance of the road.  George the Third passed once.
He was a stay-at-home king, and of roads knew little, save of those that
led from London to Windsor, or to that western _Ultima Thule_ of his,
Weymouth.  Indeed, it is said, on what authority it is difficult to
determine, that the third George never voyaged out of the kingdom.  Even
Hanover, beloved of his forbears, he never knew, although the Jacobites
ceased not with their brass tokens, to wish him there. {165}  His
furthest journey is said to have been to York.

His son, afterwards George the Fourth, had occasion to remember this
road, for he was upset on it in 1789, when returning from a visit to Earl
Fitzwilliam at Wentworth Woodhouse.  Two miles from Newark, a cart
overturned his carriage in a narrow part of the highway.  It rolled over
three times down an incline, and fell to pieces like a box of tricks, but
the prince was unhurt.

Of bygone sporting figures with which, in imagination, to people the way
we have a crowd.  There has always been something in the great length of
the road to York, and of its continuation to Edinburgh, that has appealed
to sportsmen and all those interested in the speeds of different methods
of progression.  Pedestrians, horsemen, and coaches—and in recent times
cyclists—have competed in their several ways, from an early period until
our own day, and the rival railways even have had their races to
Edinburgh.

Of these feats, that of Sir Robert Cary, son of Lord Hunsdon, is not the
least remarkable.  He carried the news of Queen Elizabeth’s death to
James at Edinburgh, and was the first to hail him King of England.
Riding in furious haste, and with fresh horses wherever he could obtain
them, he succeeded in covering the distance in the sixty hours between a
Thursday morning and a Saturday night.  Again, a very few years later—in
May 1606—a certain esquire of James the First’s, John Lepton of York,
undertook for a wager to ride on six consecutive days between that city
and London.  He started from Aldersgate on the 20th of May, and
accomplished his task every day before darkness had fallen; “to the
greater praise of his strength in acting than to his discretion in
undertaking it,” as Fuller remarks.  He also, of course, had relays of
horses.  Among the pedestrians is Ben Jonson, who walked to Scotland, on
his visit to Drummond of Hawthornden, starting in June 1618; but he
footed it less for sport than from necessity.

When Charles the First was at York, according to Clarendon, it was a
frequent occurrence for gentlemen couriers to ride with despatches
between that place and London, completing the double journey—400 miles—in
thirty-four hours.  Thus, a letter sent by the Council in London on the
Saturday, midnight, was answered on its arrival at York by the king, and
the answer delivered in London at ten o’clock on the Monday morning.

Then there was Cooper Thornhill, landlord of the “Bell” at Stilton, who
for a wager rode to London and back again to Stilton, about 1740.  The
distance, 154 miles in all, was done in eleven hours thirty-three minutes
and forty-six seconds.  He had nineteen horses to carry him, and so is no
rival of Turpin’s mythical exploit in riding to York on his equally
mythical Black Bess; but he was evidently considered a wonderful person,
for there was a poem published about him in 1745, entitled “The Stilton
Hero: O Tempora!  O Mores:” a sixpenny quarto of fourteen pages.

Foster Powell is easily first among the pedestrians.  He was an
eighteenth century notability, a native of Horsforth, near Leeds, and
born in 1734.  Articled to an attorney, he remained a solicitor’s clerk,
undistinguished in the law, but early famed for his walking powers.  In
1764 he backed himself for any amount to walk fifty miles on the Bath
Road in seven hours, and having accomplished this, despite his wearing a
heavy greatcoat and leather breeches at the time, he visited France and
Switzerland, and fairly walked the natives off their legs.  It was in
1773 that he performed his first walk from London to York and back, doing
the 400 miles in five days and eighteen hours.  This was followed by a
walk of 100 miles, out and home, on the Bath Road, done in twenty-three
hours and a quarter.  His three great pedestrian records on the Great
North Road in 1788 and twice in 1792 are his most remarkable
achievements.  Although by this time he had long passed the age at which
athletics are commonly indulged in, he performed the London to York and
back walk of 1788 in five days twenty hours, and its repetitions of 1792
in five days eighteen hours and five days fifteen hours and a quarter,
respectively.  The starting and turning-points were Shoreditch Church and
York Minster.  This last effort probably cost him his life, for he died,
aged fifty-nine, early the following year.  Powell figures—rightly
enough—as one of Wilson and Caulfield’s company of “Remarkable
Characters,” in which he is described as about five feet nine inches in
height, close-knit body, of a sallow complexion, and of a meagre habit.
He lived on a light and spare diet, and generally abstained from drink,
only on one of his expeditions partaking of brandy.  He took but little
sleep, generally five hours.

                         [Picture: Foster Powell]

Robert Barclay of Ury, born 1731, died 1797, walked from London to Ury,
510 miles, in ten days.  He is described as having been well over six
feet in height.  He married, in 1776, Sarah Ann Allardice, and was the
father of the next notable pedestrian.

Captain Barclay of Ury, an eighteenth century stalwart, born in 1779 and
living until 1854, walked the whole way from Edinburgh to London and
back.  He was at the time Member of Parliament for Kincardineshire.
Another of his feats of endurance was driving the mail for a wager from
London to Aberdeen.  He then offered to drive it back for another wager,
but Lord Kennedy, who had already lost, was not inclined to renew.
Barclay started the “Defiance” coach between Edinburgh and Aberdeen in
July 1829.  He only once upset it, and thus described the event:—“She
fell as easy as if she had fallen on a feather bed, and looking out for a
soft place, I alighted comfortably on my feet.”  A favourite axiom with
him was that no man could claim to be a thoroughly qualified coachman
until he had “floored”—that is, upset—his coach; “for till he has done so
he cannot know how to get it up again.”  Barclay was the claimant of the
Earldom of Monteith and Ayr, and it was a source of genuine anxiety with
him whether, in the event of his proving his claim, he would have to give
up the reins.  He consulted his friend the Duke of Gordon on this point.
“Why,” replied his Grace, “there is not much difference between an earl
and a marquis, and as the Marquis of Waterford drives the Brighton
‘Defiance,’ I see no reason why you may not drive its Aberdeen namesake.
At all events, if there be any objection to your being the coachman,
there can be none to your being the guard.”  Barclay was snubbed!

As for the many great people who were furiously driven back and forth, up
and down the road, the historian is dismayed at the prospect of
chronicling their whirling flight.  Let us respectfully take the most of
their performances on trust.  There was no occasion for all this haste,
save the spirit of the thing, as Byron hints:—

    “Now there is nothing gives a man such spirits,
    Leavening his blood as cayenne doth a curry,
    As going at full speed—no matter where its
    Direction be, so ’tis but in a hurry,
    And merely for the sake of its own merits;
    For the less cause there is for all this flurry,
    The greater is the pleasure in arriving
    At the great end of travel—which is driving.”

Thus there was Lord Londonderry, who made a speech in the House one
night, and the next evening was at his own place in Durham, 250 miles or
so away, having travelled down in his “chariot and four.”

There were those, however, who scorned these effeminate methods.  Like
Barclay of Ury, they walked or rode horseback, long after the
introduction of coaches.  Foul-mouthed old Lord Monboddo, for instance, a
once famous Scots Lord of Session, persisted in the use of the saddle.
He journeyed between the two capitals once a year, and continued to do so
until well past fourscore years of age.  On his last journey to London he
could get no further than Dunbar, and when his nephew asked him why he
gave up, “Eh, George,” said he, “I find I am noo auchty-four.”  He was,
in fact, suffering from the incurable disease of “Anno Domini.”  He held
it unmanly “to sit in a box drawn by brutes.”  Would that we could have
his shade for a companion on a ’bus ride from Charing Cross to the Bank!

At that period the stage-wagons performed the journey in fourteen days,
carrying passengers at a shilling a day.




XXV


THE list of equestrians is long and distinguished.  Lord Mansfield rode
up from Scotland to London when a boy, on a pony, and took two months
over the enterprise.  Dr. Skene, who left town in 1753 in the same
fashion, reached Edinburgh in nineteen days.  His expenses, having sold
his mare on arrival for eight guineas—exactly the sum he had given for
her—amounted to only four guineas.

This, indeed, was the usual plan to purchase a horse for the journey and
to sell it on arrival; a method so canny that it must surely be of Scots
invention.  It had the advantage that, if you found a good market for
your nag, it was often possible to make a profit on the transaction.

But it behoved the purchaser to make some inquiry as to the previous
owners, as no doubt the Scotsman, leaving London with one of these newly
bought mounts, discovered, after some embarrassing experiences.  He went
gaily forth upon his way, and nothing befell him until Finchley Common
was reached.  On that lonely waste, however, he met another horseman;
whereupon his horse began to edge up to the stranger, as though to
prevent him from proceeding.  The Scotsman was at a loss to understand
this behaviour, but the other traveller, thinking him to be a highwayman,
was for handing over his purse forthwith.  This little difficulty
explained away, our friend resumed his journey, presently meeting a
coach, when the performance was repeated.  This time, however,
blunderbusses were aimed at him, and, the nervous passengers being in no
mood to hear or understand explanations, he had a rather narrow escape of
his life.  At Barnet he sold this embarrassing horse for what he could
get, and continued his journey by coach.

It was in 1756 that Mrs. Calderwood of Coltness travelled to London from
Edinburgh in her own post-chaise, her sturdy serving-man, John Rattray,
riding beside the vehicle on horseback, armed with pistols and a
broadsword by his side.  She set out from Edinburgh on the 3rd of June
and reached London on the evening of the 10th—an astonishing rapid
journey, it was thought.  Let it not be supposed that the armed
serving-man, or the case of pistols the good dame carried with her inside
the vehicle, showed an excess of precaution.  Not at all; as was
instanced near that suspicious place, Bawtry, in whose neighbourhood a
doubtful character whom they took to be a highwayman made his appearance.
However, when John Rattray began talking ostentatiously about powder and
ball to the post-boy, the supposed malefactor was nonplussed; and on John
Rattray furthermore “showing his whanger,” the fellow made off.  And so
Cox—and Box—were satisfied.  Strangest of all travellers, however, was
Peter Woulfe, chemist, mineralogist, and eccentric, whose specific for
illness was a journey by mail-coach.  He indulged this whim for years,
riding from London to Edinburgh and back, until 1803, when the remedy
proved worse than the disease, for he caught cold on these bleak miles
and died.

John Scott, afterwards Earl of Eldon and created Lord Chancellor, left a
record of his early travels along this road—surely it were better named
the Road to Fortune!  He left school at Newcastle in 1766 to proceed to
London on the way to Oxford, and travelled in a “fly,” so called because
it did the journey in the previously unheard-of time of three days and
four nights.  This “fly” had probably once been a private carriage, for
it still bore the motto, “_Sat cito_, _si sat bene_”—that is to say,
“Quick enough, if well enough”—exquisitely appropriate, however, to that
slow pace.  Young Scott had noticed this, and made an impudent remark to
a fellow-traveller, a Quaker, who, when they halted at Tuxford, had given
sixpence to a chamber-maid, telling her that he had forgotten to give it
her when he had slept at the inn two years before.  “Friend,” said he to
the Quaker, “have you seen the motto on this coach?”

“No,” said his companion.

“Then look at it,” he rejoined, “for I think giving her sixpence now is
neither sat cito nor sat bene.”

It is astonishing, indeed, how many future Lord Chancellors came from the
North.  Lord Chancellor Campbell, who as a boy came up to London from
Fife in 1798, was among the early arrivals by mail-coach.  At that time
his father was the admiration of his Fifeshire village, for he was the
only one in the place who had been to London.  Every one, accordingly,
looked up to, and consulted, so great a traveller.  He had seen Garrick,
too, and was used to boast of the fact, although, it is to be supposed,
with discretion and amid the inner circle of his friends, for play-actors
were not yet favourites in the dour Scottish mind.  Great was the
excitement when young Campbell left home.  The speed of the coaches had
been accelerated, and they now began to reach London from Edinburgh in
two days and three nights.  Friends advised him to stay in York and
recuperate for a day or two after a taste of this headlong speed, lest
he—as it was rumoured had happened to others—should be seized with
apoplexy from the rush of air at that rate of travelling.  But, greatly
daring, he disregarded their advice, and came to town direct and in
safety.

When railways were introduced, they meant much more than cheap and speedy
travelling; they prefigured a social revolution and an absolute reversal
of manners and customs.  The “great ones of the earth” were really great
in the old days; to-day no one is great in the old exclusive sense.
Every one can go everywhere—and every one does.  Dukes travel in
omnibuses and go third-class by train because there is no fourth.  If
there _were_, they would go by it, and save the difference.

The judges kept up the practice of going on circuit in their carriages
for some little while after railways had rendered it unnecessary; and
barristers who used to post to the assizes were for a few years unwilling
to be convinced that it was quite respectable and professional to go by
train.  The juniors were the readiest converts, for the difference in
cost touched them nearly.  The clergy soon embraced the opportunity of
travelling cheaply, for the cloth has ever had, at the least of it, a due
sense of the value of money.

Dignified and stately prelates therefore speedily began to look
ridiculous by contrast, and the old picture in _Punch_, once considered
exquisitely humorous, of a bishop carrying a carpet-bag, has lost its
point.  Samuel Wilberforce, when elevated to the Bishopric of Oxford in
1845, was probably the first Bishop to give up his coach and four and his
gorgeous lackeys.  He rode, unattended, on horseback, and scandalised
those who saw him.  How much more scandalised would they have been to see
bishops ride bicycles: a sight not uncommon in our time.

In the vanished era, only those who could afford it travelled; in the
present, only those who _cannot_ afford it go “first.”  Jack is as good
as his master—“and a d—d sight better,” as the Radical orator said.
Caste, happily, is breaking down, and their privileges are being stripped
from the governing cliques who for centuries have battened on the public
purse.  Perhaps it was because they had a prophetic fore-knowledge of all
this that the titled and other landowners so strenuously withstood
railways at their beginning.  They sometimes opposed railways so
successfully that great trunk routes, planned to go as direct as possible
between two points, were diverted and made circuitous.  When the Great
Northern Railway was projected it was proposed to follow the highway to
the North as nearly as possible, and to go through Stamford; but the
Marquis of Exeter opposed the Bill as far as it concerned his own
property, and procured a deviation which sent the main line through
Grantham, with the results that Stamford languishes while Grantham is
made to flourish, and that the short-sightedness of the then Marquis has
wofully affected the value of his successor’s property.  If the thing
were to do again, how eagerly would the Company be invited to take the
route it was once forbidden!




XXVI


WE, none of us, who read the story of the roads, or who make holiday
along them, would really like those old times back, when railways were
undreamt of, and travelling for the pleasure of it was unknown.  It is
sufficient to read the old travellers’ tales, to realise what
discouragements from leaving one’s own fireside existed then.  There was,
for instance, toward the close of the seventeenth century, and well on
into the eighteenth, an antiquary of repute who lived at Leeds, and
journeyed very frequently in the Midlands, Ralph Thoresby was his name.
He travelled much, and in all weathers, and knew the Great North Road
well.  In his day the coaches were often, through the combined badness of
the roads and the severity of the weather, obliged to lay up in the
winter, like ships in Arctic seas.  Like his much more illustrious
contemporary, Pepys, he not infrequently lost his way, owing to the roads
at that period having no boundary, and once, he tells us, he missed the
road between York and Doncaster, fervently thanking God for having found
it again.  Indeed, all his journeys end with more or less hearty
thanksgivings for a safe return.  On one occasion we find him missing his
pistols at an inn, and darkly suspecting the landlord to be in league
with thieves and murderers; but he finds them, after a nerve-shaking
search, and proceeds, thanking the Lord for all his mercies.  At another
time, journeying to London, he passes, and notes the circumstance, “the
great common where Sir Ralph Wharton slew the highwayman.”  This was
doubtless Witham Common, but, although he alludes to the subject as
though it were in his time a matter of great notoriety, all details of
this encounter are now sadly to seek, and Sir Ralph Wharton himself lives
only in Thoresby’s diary.

Thoresby was a very inaccurate person.  He mentions “Stonegate Hole,
between Stamford and Grantham,” but he is out of his reckoning by forty
miles or so, Ogilby’s map of 1697 marking the spot near Sawtry.
Accordingly when we find him, going by coach, instead of by his usual
method, on horseback, in May 1714, and noting “we dined at Grantham: had
the usual solemnity (this being the first time the coach passed in May),
the coachman and horses being decked with ribbons and flowers, the town
music and young people in couples before us,” we shrewdly suspect he was
referring to the festivities of this kind held at Sutton-on-Trent,
twenty-three miles further north.

Witham Common passed, we come to the village of Colsterworth, built on a
rise, with fine views from it of the upland copses and gentle hills and
dales of this hunting country, where the Cottesmore, the Atherstone, and
the Quorn overrun one another’s boundaries.  Colsterworth is the last of
the stone-built villages for many a mile to come, red brick reigning from
Grantham onwards, to far beyond York.  It is a narrow-streeted village,
with an old church, closely elbowed by houses beside the road; the church
where Sir Isaac Newton and his ancestors worshipped, and where, on the
wall of the Newton Chapel, may yet be seen one of the sundials he carved
with a penknife when only nine years of age.  In a secluded nook, nearly
two miles to the left of the highroad, lies Woolsthorpe Manor House, the
Newtons’ ancestral home, now a small farmhouse, with a tablet built into
the wall of the room where the philosopher was born.  The famous
apple-tree whose falling fruit suggested the Law of Gravitation has long
since disappeared.

Lincolnshire now begins to thoroughly belie its reputation for flatness,
the road descending steeply from Colsterworth and rising sharply from
Easton Park to the park of Stoke Rochford, with another long sharp
descent beyond, and a further rise of some importance into Great Ponton,
another of the very small “Great” villages.

                         [Picture: Great Ponton]

Great Ponton, or Paunton Magna, as it was formerly called, was in early
days the site of a Roman camp, and of a turnpike gate in latter times.
Both have gone to a common oblivion.  If the ascent to the tiny village
by the highroad is steep, the climb upwards to it by the country lanes
from the lowlands on the east, where the Great Northern Railway takes its
easeful course, is positively precipitous.  Overlooking the pleasant vale
from its commanding eyrie stands the beautiful old church, in a by-way
off the main road; the church itself strikingly handsome, but the
pinnacled and battlemented tower its peculiar glory.  It is distinctly of
the ornate Somersetshire type, and a very late example of Perpendicular
work.  Having been built in 1519, when Gothic had reached its highest
development, and Renaissance ideals were slowly but surely obtaining a
hold in this country, we find in its lavish ornamentation and abundant
panelling an attempt to combine the florid alien Renaissance conventions
with that peculiarly insular phase of Gothic, the Perpendicular style.
The result is, as it chances, happy in this instance, the new methods
halting before that little further development which would have made this
a debased example.  The building of this tower was the work of Anthony
Ellys, merchant of the staple, and of his wife, as a thank-offering for a
prosperous career, and of an escape from religious persecution; and his
motto, “Thynke and thanke God of all,” is still visible, carved on three
sides.  His house, a crow-stepped old mansion next the church, is still
standing, and recalls the legend of his sending home a cask from his
warehouses in Calais, labelled “Calais sand.”  Arriving home, he asked
his wife what she had done with the “sand.”  She had put it in the
cellar.  He then revealed the fact that it contained, not sand, but the
greater part of his wealth.

                      [Picture: Great Ponton Church]

Prominent on the south-east pinnacle of this tower is a curious vane in
the shape of a fiddle.  The legend told of it says that, many years ago,
there wandered amid the fenland villages of Lincolnshire a poor fiddler
who gained a scanty livelihood by playing at fairs and weddings, and not
infrequently in the parlours of the village inns on Saturday nights.
After some years of this itinerant minstrelsy, he amassed a sufficient
sum of money wherewith to pay his fare as a steerage passenger to the
United States, to which country his relatives had emigrated some time
before.  In course of time, this once almost poverty stricken fiddler
became rich through land speculation in the backwoods; and, revisiting
the scenes of his tuneful pilgrimages in the new character of a wealthy
man, offered to repair this then dilapidated church, as some sort of
recognition of the kindnesses shown him in bygone years.  Only one
stipulation was made by him, that a vane representing his old fiddle
should take the place of the weathercock.  This was agreed to, and, as we
see, that quaint emblem is there to this day.

Candour, however, compels the admission that this pretty legend has no
truth in it; but the story has frequently found its way into print, and
so is in a fair way to become a classic.  The original fell in 1899 and
was broken.  The then rector would have replaced it with another vane of
different character, but the old folk were attached to their fiddle, and
so a replica was made by subscription, and fixed; and there it is to-day:
the first fiddle, said the rector, that ever he heard of in the guise of
a wind-instrument!

Among the many curious inn-signs along the road, that of the “Blue
Horse,” at Great Ponton, is surely one of the most singular, and is a
zoological curiosity not readily explained.




XXVII


GRANTHAM, one hundred and ten and a quarter miles from London by road,
and five miles less by rail, is three miles and a half distant from Great
Ponton.  Entered down the very long and steep descent of Spitalgate Hill,
the utterly modernised character of the town becomes at once apparent,
and all pleasurable anticipations based upon memories of the lettered
ease of Stamford are instantly dispelled.  The expectant traveller comes
to Grantham hopeful of a fine old town with streets and buildings
befitting its historic dignity; but these hopes are soon dispelled by
grimy engine-shops and roads gritty with coal-dust, giving earnest of an
aggressive modernity fully unfolded when the level is reached and the
town entered at Spitalgate and St. Peter’s Hill.  Grantham is a red-brick
town, and modern red brick at that.  A cruelly vulgar Town Hall, all
variegated brick, iron crestings, and general spikiness, fondly believed
to be “Italian,” testifies at once to the expansive prosperity of
Grantham and to its artlessness.  This monument of Grantham’s pride faces
the grass-plots that border the broad thoroughfare of St. Peter’s Hill
(which is flat, and not a hill at all) where stand bronze statues of Sir
Isaac Newton, Grantham’s great man, and of a certain Frederick James
Tollemache, M.P. for Grantham, who departed this life in 1888, after
having probably achieved some kind of local celebrity which, whatever it
may have been, has not sent the faintest echo to the outer world.  It is
an odd effigy, representing the departed legislator in an Inverness
cloak, and holding in his right hand a something which looks curiously
like a billiard-cue, but is probably intended for some kind of official
wand.  The untutored might be excused for thinking this a monument to a
champion billiard-player.

Great are the Tollemaches in Lincolnshire, great territorially, that is
to say; for the Earls of Dysart, at the head of the family, own many
manors and broad acres; from Witham and Buckminster, away along the road
to Foston and Long Bennington, and so to where the Shire Dyke divides the
counties of Lincolnshire and Nottingham, on the marches of the Duke of
Newcastle’s estates.

To an Earl of Dysart, Grantham owes the ugly polished granite obelisk in
the market-place, with a lying inscription which purports to mark the
spot where the ancient Eleanor Cross formerly stood, before it was
utterly demolished by Puritan fanatics in 1645.  That spot was really on
St. Peter’s Hill, at quite the other end of the town!

Grantham owes its name to the river on which it stands, now the Witham,
but once called the Granta, and its ancient prosperity to its position on
the road to the North.  To this circumstance is due also its long
reputation as a town of many and excellent inns, from those early times
when the Church was the earliest inn-keeper, to those others when the
coaches were at their best and “entertainment for man and beast” a merely
secular business.  The “Angel” and the “George” at Grantham have a long
history.  The “Angel” still survives as a mediæval building, and, like
the equally famous “George” at Glastonbury, contrives to please alike the
antiquary and the guest whose desire for modern creature comforts takes
no account of Gothic architecture.  Anciently a wayside house of the
Knights Templar, the existing building belongs to the mid-fourteenth and
fifteenth centuries.  On either side of its great archway now appear the
carved stone heads of Edward the Third and the heroic Queen Philippa, and
at the crown of the arch, serving the purpose of a supporting corbel to
the beautiful oriel window above, is an angel, supporting a shield of
arms; not the old sign, indeed, but an architectural adornment merely.
This, and all the numerous “Angels” and the several “Salutations” on the
road, derived from the religious picture-sign of the Annunciation, of
which the saluting angel in the “Hail Mary” group in course of time alone
remained.

                     [Picture: The “Angel,” Grantham]

Before coaches or carriages were, kings and courtiers on their way north
or south made the “Angel” their headquarters, coming to it, of necessity,
on horseback.  Thus, John held his Court here in the February of 1213, in
the building which preceded even this old one, and Richard the Third
signed Buckingham’s death-warrant in 1483 in the great room, now divided
into three, and that once extended the whole length of the frontage on
the first floor.  Perhaps it was in the bay of this oriel window that he
“off’d with his head!” in the familiar phrase mouthed by many generations
of gory tragedians and aspiring amateurs; and exclaiming “So much for
Buckingham!” turned on his heel, in the attitude of triumphant villainy
we know so well.  But, unhappily for the truth of this and similar
striking situations, it is to be feared that Richard, unappreciative of
the situation—the “situation,” that is to say, in the theatrical
sense—signed the warrant in a businesslike way, and neither mouthed nor
struck attitudes.  He left that scene to be exploited by Shakespeare or
Colley Cibber as authors, and by Charles Kean and many another as actors.
Between them, _they_ could have shown him how to play the part.

But let us to less dramatic—and safer—times.  The “Angel” divided the
honours in coaching days with the “George,” a house with a history as
long, but not so distinguished, as this old haunt of bloody minded
monarchs.  The old “George,” burnt down in 1780, was an equally beautiful
house, and was rebuilt in the prevailing Georgian taste—or want of
taste—that raised so many comfortable but ugly inns toward the close of
the eighteenth century.  “One of the best inns in England,” says Dickens,
in describing the journey from London to Yorkshire in _Nicholas
Nickleby_, and there is not wanting other testimony to its old-time
excellence.

“At the sign of the ‘George’ you had a cleaner cloth, brighter plate,
higher polished glass, and a brisker fire, with more prompt attention and
civility than at most other places,” says one who had occasion to know;
and so the local proverb, current among towns and villages adjacent to
Grantham, “Grantham gruel; nine grots and a gallon of water,” was
evidently no reflection upon the quality of this inn.  The “George” was
busy with the coaches, early and late.  First to arrive was the Edinburgh
mail, at twenty-three minutes past seven in the morning.  Three
lengthened blasts of the horn announced its arrival, and out stepped
night-capped passengers, half asleep and surly, but fresh water and good
spirits dispelled the gloomy faces, and down went, for the allotted
period of forty minutes, hot rolls, boiled eggs, and best Bohea; good
fare after weary wayfaring, and calculated to make the surliest
good-tempered.

Francis, Lord Jeffrey, writing from his hotel (doubtless the “George”) at
Grantham, when journeying to London in January 1831, is not so
enthusiastic on old-time travel as he might have been, considering the
high character of Grantham’s inns.  “Here we are,” says he, “on our way
to you; toiling up through snow and darkness, with this shattered carcase
and this reluctant and half-desponding spirit.  You know how I hate early
rising; and here have I been for three days, up two hours before the sun,
and, blinking by a dull taper, haggling at my inflamed beard before a
little pimping inn looking-glass, and abstaining from suicide only from a
deep sense of religion and love to my country.  To-night it snows and
blows, and there is good hope of our being blocked up at Wytham Corner or
Alconbury Hill, or some of these lonely retreats, for a week or so, or
fairly stuck in the drift and obliged to wade our way to some such hovel
as received poor Lear and his fool in some such season.  Oh, dear, dear!
But in the meantime we are sipping weak black tea by the side of a
tolerable fire, and are in hopes of reaching the liberties of Westminster
before dark on Wednesday.”  He was writing on Monday evening!

At any rate such as he could afford to take his ease and partake of the
best.  Those who needed pity were the poor folk who had just enough for
the journey, and could not afford to stay at expensive inns, waiting
until better weather came.  But, however much we may read in novels of
the charm of winter travelling in the old coaching days, if we turn to
contemporary accounts, by the travellers themselves, we shall always find
that even those who could afford the best did not like it.

Henry St. George Tucker, afterwards Chairman of the East India Company,
travelled from Edinburgh to London in 1816, in the depth of winter.  He
wrote:—

“Throughout the whole journey, as far as Newcastle, we had a violent
storm of snow, rain and sleet; and the cold was more severe than I had
felt it before.  The coach was not wind-tight at the bottom; and as I was
obliged to keep my window open to allow the escape of certain fumes, the
produce of whisky, rum, and brandy, I felt the cold so pinching that I
should have been glad of fur cap and worsted stockings.  To aggravate the
evil, I had not a decent companion to converse with.  We picked up sundry
vagabonds on the road, but there was only one, between Edinburgh and
York, who bore the ‘slightest appearance of being a gentleman.’”  He,
however, we learn was “effeminate and affected.”

In Mozley’s _Reminiscences_ we find a horrid story of the endurance
practised by a woman travelling by coach from Edinburgh to London.  “I
once travelled,” he says, “to London _vis-à-vis_ with a thin, pale,
elderly woman, ill-clad in black, who never once got down, or even moved
to shake off the snow that settled on her lap and shoulders.  I spoke to
the guard about her.  He said she had come from Edinburgh and had not
moved since changing coaches, which she would have to do once; she feared
that if she once got down she would not he able to get up again.  She had
taken no food of any kind.”

There the picture ends, and this tragical figure is lost.  Who was she
who endured so much?  Had she come to London to purchase with her few
savings the discharge of an only son who had enlisted in the army?  Had
she made this awful journey to bid good-bye to a husband condemned to
death or transportation?  Surely some such story was hers, but we can
never know it, and so the gaunt figure, pathetic in its endurance, haunts
the memory and the baffled curiosity like an enigma.

Grantham, it is true, has few things more interesting than its inns.
This is not the confession of a _bon vivant_, suspicious though it
sounds, but is just another way of stating the baldness of Grantham’s
street.  One of these few things is the tall steeple of the parish
church, which has a fame rivalling that of some cathedrals miles away.
Journeying by road or rail, that lofty spire is seen, even while Grantham
itself remains undisclosed.  If this were a proper place for it much
might be said of the church and spire of St. Wulfran’s: how the tower
rises to a height of one hundred and forty feet, and the slim crocketed
spire to one hundred and forty feet more; being sixth in point of
measurement among the famed spires of England.  Salisbury is first, with
its four hundred and four feet, followed by Norwich, three hundred and
fifteen feet, Chichester, and St. Michael’s, Coventry, three hundred
feet, and Louth, two hundred and ninety-two feet.  But generalities must
serve our turn here.  If the spire is only sixth in point of measurement
it is first in date, being earlier than Salisbury’s.  Sir Gilbert Scott
held it to be second only to Salisbury in beauty, but Scott’s reputation
in matters of taste had slight foundations, and, beautiful though
Grantham’s spire is, there are others excelling it.  The majesty of
Newark’s less lofty spire is greater than this of Grantham, and indeed it
may be questioned whether a Decorated spire, comparatively so attenuated
and with its purity of outline broken and worried by an endless array of
crockets is really more admirable as a thing of beauty, or as a daring
and successful exercise in the piling up of fretted stones in so
apparently frail a fashion.

                      [Picture: The “Wondrous Sign”]

We cannot get away from the inns, and even the church is connected with
them, the town being annually edified by the so-called “Drunken Sermon”
preached at it in the terms of a bequest left in the form of an annual
rent-charge of forty shillings on the “Angel” by one Michael Solomon.

But among the popular curiosities of Grantham, few things are more
notable than the unpretending inn at Castlegate known variously as the
“Beehive” or the “Living Sign.”  Immediately in front of the house is a
small tree with a beehive fixed in its branches, and a board calling
attention to the fact in the lines:

    “Stop, traveller, this wondrous Sign explore,
    And say, when thou hast viewed it o’er and o’er,
    ‘GRANTHAM, now two rareties are thine,
    A lofty Steeple and a living Sign.’”

It may fairly be advanced that the suggestion to “explore” an inhabited
beehive is an unfortunate choice of a word.

There is (unless it has lately been abolished) another curiosity at
Grantham.  It is a custom.  When the time-expired Mayor vacates his
office, what has aptly been called a “striking” ceremony takes place.
His robe is stripped off, his chain is removed from his shoulders, and
with a small wooden hammer the Town Clerk takes the ex-Chief Magistrate
on the head to typify the end of his authority.  There is only one
possible method more derogatory than this humiliating treatment, but it
need not be specified.




XXVIII


IN history, Grantham and its immediate neighbourhood are notable as
having witnessed the rise of Oliver Cromwell.  At the outbreak of
hostilities in March 1643, the town was taken and its fortifications
demolished by the Royalists, but was retaken shortly afterwards by the
Parliamentary troops under a hitherto undistinguished Cornet of Horse,
after some fighting at Gonerby.  The rise of this cornet is picturesquely
described by De Foe.  “About this time,” he says, “it was that we began
to hear of the name of Oliver Cromwell, who, like a little cloud, rose
out of the East, and spread first into the North, until it shed down a
flood that overwhelmed the three kingdoms.”  It was on May 22, 1643,
that, with twelve troops, Cromwell defeated at Gonerby twenty-four troops
of the opposing forces, and thus commenced this meteorological career.

The ascent of Gonerby Hill, where these events took place, is a part of
the journey to the North.  It begins at the distance of a mile and a
quarter beyond Grantham, shortly before reaching the hundred and twelfth
milestone from London.  For this part of the world it is a remarkable
eminence, but although a long continuous climb, it does not come up to
the impressive old descriptions of it, and cannot compare with such hills
as Reigate Hill, or with Boughton Hill on the Dover Road.  The village of
Great Gonerby, a poor, out-at-elbows kind of a place, stands on the crest
of the hill, with its great spired church as a landmark, a wide, bare
street, a little inn with the curious sign of the “Recruiting Sergeant,”
and an old posting inn, the “Rutland Arms,” its principal features.
Passing through the cutting by which the gradient of the northern side of
the hill has been eased, a remarkable view is unfolded of that flat
region, fertile as a land of promise, the Vale of Belvoir.

We shall hear presently what Sir Walter Scott has to say of Gonerby Hill,
but in the meanwhile let us see how the view from it struck another
traveller, the Reverend Thomas Twining, an amiable clergyman of
Colchester, who in the eighteenth century was in the habit of taking
holidays along the roads, mounted on his horse “Poppet,” and writing
letters to his friends, describing what he saw.  He was here in 1776.

“You have a view,” says he, “somewhat sublime and striking from its mere
extent and suddenness but it is flat as a pancake.  The road is through
level, moorish, unpleasant ground from the bottom of that hill to Newark,
but, as road, excellent.”  No guide-book ever pictured a view so vividly
as this description, which may stand unaltered to-day.

Gonerby Hill—“Gunnerby” is the correct pronunciation of the word—is
something more to us in these pages than merely a hill.  It is a place of
literary eminence, whose terrors are enshrined in the pages of Scott and
Ainsworth.  Jeanie Deans, of all the romantic and historic characters
that people this historic and romantic road the most prominent, is
especially to be identified with this height.  Historic she is because
there is a substantial basis of truth in the character of Sir Walter
Scott’s heroine, and of Effie and many another figure in the _Heart of
Midlothian_.  They have fictitious names, but some were real persons.
Helen Walker, who died in 1791 and was buried in the churchyard of
Irongray, near Dumfries, is the prototype of Jeanie.  She had in 1737
walked to London and sought a pardon for her sister, Isabella, condemned
to death by the ferocious Scots law on a _presumption_ of having murdered
her child.  She actually did (as Scott’s heroine is described as having
done) seek the Duke of Argyle and through his interest obtain the object
of her journey; but Scott is responsible for the embroidery of this
simple and affecting story; for he never saw Helen Walker, and she, with
Scottish closeness, never described her adventures, being only too
anxiously concerned that the story of her sister’s shame should be
forgotten.

It is a curious and (admirable or not, as one may personally think it)
unusual conscience that would hesitate to stretch a point in evidence
when to do so would be to save the life of a loved sister; and more
strange still to find so unbending a moralist enduring the toils and
dangers of a four-hundred miles’ tramp with the bare possibility of
preserving the life of the sinner in view at the end; but to understand
the workings of the Scottish conscience is beyond the mental reach of any
one who does not chance to be either a Scot or a Presbyterian.

And here let it be said that the Jeanie Deans of the novel is by no means
so attractive a heroine as Scott wished to make her.  There is heroism in
her walk from Scotland to London, and we rejoice when she is fortunate
enough to obtain a “cast in a wagon,” or pity her when she falls in with
thieves and murderers at Gonerby Hill foot; but when we find her
“conforming to the national (that is to say, the English) extravagance of
wearing shoes and stockings for the whole day,” we can scarce subdue a
snort of contempt at the very superior manner in which she thus yields to
the popular prejudice in favour of this extravagance in shoe-leather.
Nor is she a particularly lovable figure when she disputes theology with
the rector of Willingham, with all the assurance of a Doctor of Divinity
and all the narrow-minded bigotry of a Covenanter; coming in these things
perilously near the ideal of the perfect prig.

We must here quote the landlord of the “Saracen’s Head” at Newark on
Gonerby Hill.  He spoke of it as though it were some beetling eminence,
resembling at the very least a Snowdon or an Helvellyn.  He called it a
“high mountain,” and indeed Scott has in putting this phrase into mine
host’s mouth made him characteristic of his age.

The year of Jeanie Deans’ romantic expedition was 1737, and then, and for
long afterwards, travellers and all who had business with the roads
magnified hills in this manner.  They disliked hills, and so for that
matter did most people, for the appreciation of scenery was not yet born.
“When I was young,” said Wordsworth, many years later, “there were no
lakes nor mountains,” and it was Thomas Gray, the author of the _Elegy_,
who really was the first to discover beauty instead of terror and
desolation in them.

Jeanie Deans, on the other hand, was pleased to hear of Gonerby Hill.
Not, mark you, that she was educated up to an appreciation of the
picturesque.  We know, in fact, that she was not, because when she and
the Duke of Argyle stood looking down upon the lovely expanse of woods,
meads, and waters seen from Richmond Hill, all she could find to say was
that “It’s braw feeding for the cows.”  No, when she learned with
pleasure of the “mountain” she was to cross, it was only for
association’s sake: “I’m glad to hear there’s a hill, for baith my sight
and my very feet are weary o’ sic tracts o’ level ground—it looks a’ the
way between this and York as if a’ the land had been trenched and
levelled, whilk is very wearisome to my Scotch een.  When I lost sight of
a muckle blue hill they ca’ Ingleboro’, I thought I hadna a friend left
in this strange land.”

“As for the matter of that, young woman,” said mine host, “an you be so
fond o’ hill, I carena an thou couldst carry Gunnerby away with thee in
thy lap, for it’s a murder to post-horses.  But here’s to thy journey,
and mayst thou win well through it, for thou is a bold and a canny lass.”

Gonerby Hill was reputed the steepest bit between London and Edinburgh.
It was, at the time when Scott wrote, a great deal steeper than nowadays,
now that the road has been cut deeply through it, instead of climbing
painfully over the crest.  Then also, as he remarks, the open ground at
its foot was unenclosed and covered with copses and swampy pools.  Also,
as Jeanie discovered, there was “bad company” where the “bonny hill
lifted its brow to the moon.”  But surely never did such odd company as
Sir Walter has invented lurk in these recesses.  The _Heart of
Midlothian_, indeed, is a fantastic novel quite unworthy of the Wizard of
the North, and its wildly improbable characters and marvellous
rencounters are on a par with Harrison Ainsworth at his worst.  Syston,
two miles away to the right, is, they say, the original of the Willingham
village in the novel, and Barkston, close by, is doubtless the “Barkston
town-end” where Mother Murdockson was put in the stocks; but the
references to them are of the haziest.

It was not inadvisedly that Ainsworth was just mentioned, for Gonerby
Hill is named in Turpin’s Ride.  Ainsworth always resorted to the gibbet
when he wanted to make a point in the gruesome.  Accordingly, when Turpin
mounts the rise, what does he find but “two scarecrow objects covered
with rags and rusty links of chain,” depending from “the tree.”  “Will
this be my lot, I wonder?” asks the hero with a shudder.  We need only to
be slightly acquainted with Ainsworth’s methods to know that a
melodramatic answer was immediately forthcoming.  Springing from the
briars and tussocks of rank grass between the foot of the gallows and the
road, a gaunt figure exclaimed, “Ay, marry will it!”  These “gaunt
figures” never failed the novelist; but the plain man wants to know what
they were doing on these inclement spots, and by what unfailing instinct
they were always there at the precise moment demanded in the interests of
fiction.

The descent of Gonerby Hill accomplished, and the level reached, a
singularly featureless and flat twelve miles leads into Newark, past
Marston cross-roads, where a turnpike gate used to trouble travellers,
past Foston, a forlorn village on a knoll, Long Bennington, a larger and
still more forlorn village on the flat, and thence, with the graceful
spire of Claypole far on the right, over the Shire Dyke, into
Nottinghamshire, and through Balderton.




XXIX


THE approach to Newark is long and dull, by way of the suburban “London
Road” and past the decaying Beaumond Cross, but this leads at length to
the great open square of the Market-place, the most striking of all such
centres of public resort to be found on the way to the North.
Newark-“upon-Trent” is a misnomer, for neither the town nor the castle,
which was once the “new work” that gave the place its name, are on that
river, but only on a branch of it—the Devon—which falls into the Trent at
Crankley Point, some miles below the town.  The “new work” was only new
some eight hundred years ago, when Edward the Confessor’s castle on the
banks of the Devon was built, or when it was rebuilt or enlarged by
Bishop Alexander of Lincoln, 1123–47.  Bishops and other mighty
castle-builders in those times not infrequently built their own prisons
when piling up their grim fortresses, and so the Bishop of Lincoln found,
when King Stephen seized him and kept him in durance within his own
stronghold.  A judiciously low diet of bread and water, and confinement
in an unhealthy dungeon below the level of the river, soon broke the
haughty Churchman’s spirit, and he transferred the castle to the Crown.

But Newark Castle has better claims to notice than as the dungeon of one
of those old bloody-minded prelates.  As the place where King John ended
his evil life, we may well look upon its ruined walls with interest.  His
rebellious barons scattered on his approach in that year of 1216, and
England seemed in danger of a long continuance of its troubles under the
profligate king.  But a surfeit of peaches brought that wicked life to a
hasty conclusion, and here, on the banks of the sluggish Devon, one of
the worst of English monarchs died.  We need not regard peaches with
apprehension because John is said to have died of them.  We must consider
whence they came; from the monks of Swineshead Abbey, where the king had
stayed on his journey to Newark.  Now, Holy Church had the very best of
reasons for hating that monarch, and from hatred to murder was not a far
cry in those days.  So of peaches King John doubtless died; but of
peaches subtly flavoured with poison, there is little doubt.

The castle was again seized by the barons, in the succeeding reign, but
they surrendered, after a week’s siege, and by the gift of the king, the
Bishops of Lincoln received their own again.  Under Edward the Sixth it
again became the property of the crown, and when James the First
“progressed” through England to his throne, these walls sheltered him
during a week of festivity.

A lawless and discourteous, as well as a weak-minded king, as we shall
see.  Crowds assembled during the festivities set apart by the
corporation, and a fellow was caught in the act of pocket-picking.  By
order of the king, the unfortunate wretch was strung up, instanter,
without the veriest semblance of a trial!  There’s your lawlessness, and
here follows the discourtesy.

                         [Picture: Newark Castle]

There was a certain Dame Eleanor Disney, who, to do honour to this
strange kind of king, came, splendidly dressed, with her husband, Sir
Henry, to one of the receptions.  James’s eye lighted upon all this
finery, and his frugal mind was shocked.  “Wha,” he asked, “be that lady
wi’ a lairdship to her bock?”

But the most stirring of Newark’s historic days were yet to come.  Newark
to the last was loyal to Charles the First.  Three times was the town
besieged by the Parliament, and never taken.  All the inhabitants armed
and did excellent service, making sorties and capturing troops of
Parliamentary horse; and had not the royal cause failed elsewhere, Newark
must have emerged, triumphant, at the end.  But at last all that remained
were some few outlying garrisons throughout the country.  Newark was
especially commanded by the king to discontinue a hopeless resistance,
and accordingly the town laid down its arms in 1646.  It was then that
the castle was ruined.

It is a highly picturesque ruin to-day, and lacking nothing in itself of
grandeur, only needs a more effective site.  As it stands, only slightly
elevated above the river and the surrounding levels, this historic castle
has not the advantages that belong to fortresses like Ludlow and Harlech,
perched on their rocky heights.  But it has done its duty and still
serves to give a note of dignity to Newark town, as one approaches it by
the long straight levels of the road from the north.  It looks much the
same to-day as when Rowlandson made his sketch of it, with the coach
dashing over the bridge, more than a hundred years ago; the projecting
Tudor oriel windows still looking forth upon the sullen tide from the
more ancient walls, their crumbling stones scarce more decayed than then.
The old wooden bridge, however, that formerly spanned the Devon, was
pulled down and rebuilt in 1775.

The great glory of Newark is its beautiful church, with that soaring
spire which is visible for miles away, before the town itself is
glimpsed.  Not so tall as Grantham spire, it is as beautiful in its
simpler style, and the church is better placed in the town than that of
Grantham.  Especially striking is the view across the great market-place,
the grey Early English and Decorated spire, with its numerous
belfry-lights, and the fine windows and bold arcading of the tower
forming a splendidly effective contrast with the seventeenth and
eighteenth century red-brick houses facing the square.  Newark and
Grantham spires are really the products of an old-time rivalry between
the two towns.  Either town is satisfied that it possesses the best, and
so the peace is kept throughout the ages.

A relic of old times is found in the custom at Newark known as “Ringing
for Gofer.”  On six successive Sunday evenings, beginning twelve Sundays
before Christmas, the old parish church bells are rung for one hour,
complying with the terms of a bequest left by a merchant named Gofer,
over two centuries ago.  He had on one occasion lost his way at night in
Sherwood Forest, then infested by robbers of no very chivalrous
instincts, who required, not “your money or your life,” but both.  Just
as he had given up hope, he heard these bells of Newark, and by their
sound he made his way to safety.  In memory of his deliverance he left a
sum of money for this bell-ringing.

The market-square has always been the centre of Newark’s life.  It is
singularly like the great market-square of Nottingham, on a smaller
scale, and, like it, is partly surrounded by houses with a colonnaded
piazza.  An empty void now, save on the weekly market-day, that occasion
finds its broad, cobble-stoned space thickly covered with stalls, while
groups of farmers throng the pavements, and with their samples of corn
displayed in the palms of their hands sell and buy in immense quantities.
In the old times this vast empty square was peopled every day with
arriving or departing coaches, and its pavements beset with passengers
mounting or alighting, for the celebrated inns of Newark were mostly
situated here, and the chief of them are here, even now, on the opposite
side from the church, and adjoining one another.  Newark is said to have
once had no fewer than fifty inns.  The classical Town Hall, built in
1773, on the west side of the square, stands on the site of two of them,
and many others have been converted to different uses.  Here on the south
side are the “Clinton Arms,” so called in honour of the Duke of
Newcastle’s family, powerful in these parts; the “Saracen’s Head,” with a
bust of an alleged (but very pallid and mild-looking) Saracen on its
frontage; and the “White Hart,” most ancient of all these existing
hostelries.  An inn of this name is spoken of as existing here in 1113.
A “Saracen’s Head” stood here, certainly as far back as 1341, but
unhappily the existing house only dates from 1721.  This house is the one
mentioned by Sir Walter Scott, who says, “The travellers who have visited
Newark more lately will not fail to remember the remarkably civil and
gentlemanly manners of the person who now keeps the principal inn there,
and may find some amusement in contrasting them with those of his more
rough predecessor.”

Let us put on record the name of this remarkable person: William
Thompson, landlord from 1784 to 1819.  His “more rough predecessor” was
perhaps the landlord who dispensed such open-handed and free hospitality
to Jeanie Deans, when that somewhat priggish young woman stayed there,
and on leaving asked for her “lawing.”

                     [Picture: Market-Place, Newark]

“Thy lawing!” exclaimed that “more rough” person; “Heaven help thee,
wench! what ca’st thou that?”

“It is—I was wanting to ken what was to pay.”

“Pay?  Lord help thee!—why, nought, woman—we hae drawn no liquor but a
gill o’ beer, and the “Saracen’s Head” can spare a mouthful o’ meat to a
stranger like thee, that cannot speak Christian language.”

Alas! whatever your language, the more smooth innkeepers of Newark, in
our times, do not do business on this principle.

The “Clinton Arms” has seen many changes of name.  It was originally the
“Talbot,” and as such is mentioned in 1341.  At a later date it became
the “Kingston Arms.”  Byron often stayed there, and writes from London in
1807, “The ‘Kingston Arms’ is my inn.”  It was also the inn, during the
election contest of 1832, of Mr. Gladstone, soliciting for the first time
the suffrages of “free and independent” electors, who duly returned him,
in the Tory interest.  Newark thus gave him an opportunity in Parliament
of defending his father as a slave-owner, and of whetting his youthful
eloquence to a keen edge in extolling the principle of slave-owning.  The
Newarkers were long proud of having returned the “statesman” to the
House, but history will perhaps deny him that title.  It has been denied,
and the term of “egotistical politician” found to fit better.  He set a
fashion in surrender, and his country reaped shame while he lived; but
the bitterest harvest-home of his methods has come, after his death, in
the red vintage of English blood.  It was when standing for this
pocket-borough of the Duke of Newcastle’s that Gladstone gave an early
and characteristic specimen of his peculiarly Jesuitical ways of thought.
He took the mail-coach on a Sunday from Newark for London, and beguiled
the tedium of the journey and the Sabbath by discussing the question of
Sunday travelling with a Tory companion.  Not merely did he severely
condemn the practice, but he also gave some tracts to his
fellow-traveller!  He gives the facts himself: it is no outsider’s
satire.  Thus, in one moment of confidence, he reveals not only what he
is, but what he will be.  He implicitly announces that he is a law unto
himself and that those things are permitted to him which in others must
be deadly sins.  In the very moment of crime he can present an accomplice
with a tract, and glow with all the fervour of one helped to save a lost
soul.

               [Picture: Newark Castle (After Rowlandson)]

The “Ram,” another old inn, is still standing, opposite the castle, on
Beast Market Hill.  George Eliot stayed here in September 1868, “seeing
some charming quiet landscapes” along the Trent.  Quiet, undoubtedly.

Ridge, the printer and bookseller, Byron’s first publisher, who issued
his _Hours of Idleness_, carried on business in a fine old house still
standing at a corner of the square, and the house-door and the brass
knocker at which the new-fledged poet knocked exist to-day.




XXX


BY Beast Market Hill, past the castle and over the bridge, one leaves
Newark for the north.  Level crossings of the railways now and again
bedevil the way, which is flat so far as the eye can reach—and much
farther, and the meadows on either side are intersected by runlets and
marshes, the road carried over them by a succession of red-brick bridges.
At a distance of one and a half miles, the true Trent is crossed by a
wooden bridge, and South Muskham reached, where the level-crossing gates
take the place of the old turnpike.

The act of looking backwards at this point is a more pleasing physical
exercise than the mental retrospect is ever likely to be, anywhere.  Sir
Walter Scott perceived the beauty of the view, for he introduces it in
Jeanie Deans’ journey south, and says, in a fine passage: “The
hundred-armed Trent and the blackened ruins of Newark castle, demolished
in the great Civil War, lay before her.”

“Hundred-armed” is a good and eloquent figure, although on a prosaic
calculation likely to be found an exaggeration.  Milton, indeed, writing
a hundred and ninety years or so before, gives the Trent but thirty arms,
on which, it must be allowed, Sir Walter’s computation is a great
advance.  But here is Milton’s version:—

    “Trent, which like some earth-born giant spreads
    His thirty arms along the indented meads.”

Even Drayton, in his _Polyolbion_, does not more nearly approach to Sir
Walter’s computation, in the couplet:—

    “The bounteous Trent, that in herself enseams,
    Both thirty sorts of fish and thirty sundry streams.”

Shakespeare rather shirks the calculation, and contents himself with
describing it as the “smug and silver Trent.”  As for mere travellers,
who did not happen to be poets or to be engaged in the exploitation of
scenery, they regarded this stream merely with apprehension, and they did
right so to look upon it, for Trent often overflowed its thirty or
hundred arms, as the case might be, and converted the flats for miles
around into the semblage of a vast lake.  Then, indeed—if at no other
time—Newark was “upon” Trent, if not actually “in” it, and all the many
other towns and villages, which bear a similarly composite title, were in
like case.  Doubtless it was on one of these occasions in 1739, before
the river was bridged here, that the Newcastle wagon was lost at the
ford, when the driver and the horses all perished.  Nearly thirty years
later, on the 6th of June 1767, the poet Gray, writing from London,
before starting on a journey in these parts, says:—“Pray that the Trent
may not intercept us at Newark, for we have had infinite rain here.”  Nor
are floods infrequent, even now, and many a boating-party has voyaged
down the Great North Road between Newark and Carlton-upon-Trent.

North and South Muskham lie off the road to the right, and are not
remarkable, except perhaps for the fact that a centenarian, in the person
of Thomas Seals of Grassthorpe, who died in 1802, age 106, lies in North
Muskham churchyard.  Cromwell, on the other hand, which now comes in
sight, although now a commonplace roadside village of uninteresting,
modern, red-brick cottages, with an old, but not remarkable, church, has
a place in history.  According to Carlyle, “the small parish of Cromwell,
or Crumwell (the well of Crum, whatever that may be), not far from the
left bank of the Trent, simple worshippers still doing in it some kind of
divine service every Sunday,” was the original home of the Cromwell
family, from which the great Protector sprang.  “From this,” he adds,
“without any ghost to teach us, we can understand that the Cromwell
kindred all got their name.”  But the hero-worshipper will look in vain
for anything at Cromwell to connect the place with that family.  Not even
a tablet in the church; nothing, in fact, save the name itself survives.

Here is a blacksmith’s forge, with the design of a huge horseshoe
encompasing the door, and this inscription:—

                                  “F. NAYLOR
                                  Blacksmith

    Gentlemen, as you pass by,
    Upon this shoe pray cast an eye.
    I’ll make it wider,
    I’ll ease the horse and please the rider.
    If lame from shoeing, as they often are
    You may have them eased with the greatest care.”

Hence to Carlton-upon-Trent, Sutton-upon-Trent, Scarthing Moor, and
Tuxford is an easy transition of nearly eight miles, with little scenery
or history on the way.  An old posting-house, now retired into private
life, the level-crossing of Crow Park, and an old roadside inn, the
“Nag’s Head,” beside it are all the objects of interest at Carlton; while
Sutton is scarce more than a name, so far as the traveller along the road
is concerned.

Weston, a village at a bend and dip of the road, stands by what was once
Scarthing Moor, whose famous inn, the “Black Lion,” is now, like the
old-time festivities of Sutton-on-Trent, only a memory.  The farmers and
cottagers of Sutton-on-Trent long preserved the spring-time custom of
welcoming the coaches, and freely feasting guards, coachmen, and
passengers.  It was an annual week’s merrymaking, and young and old
united to keep it up.  Coaches were compelled to stop in the village
street, and every one was invited to partake of the good things spread
out upon a tray covered with a beautiful damask napkin on which were
attractively displayed plum-cakes, tartlets, gingerbread, exquisite
home-made bread and biscuits, ale, currant and gooseberry wines,
cherry-brandy, and sometimes spirits.  These in old-fashioned glass jugs,
embossed with figures, had a most pleasing effect.  As to the contents,
they were superlative.  Such ale! such currant-wine! such cherry-brandy!
Half a dozen damsels, all enchanting young people, neatly clad, rather
shy, but courteously importunate plied the passengers.

“Eat and drink you must,” says one who partook of these _al fresco_
hospitalities.  “I tasted all.  How could I resist the winning manners of
the rustics, with rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes?  My poor stomach, not
used to such luxuries and extraordinaries at eleven o’clock in the
morning, was, however, in fine agitation the remainder of the ride, fifty
miles.  Neither time nor entreaties can prevent their solicitations; they
are issued to reward the men for trifling kindnesses occasionally
granted.”

“Scarthing Moor” is a name of somewhat terrifying sound; but, as with all
the “moors” met with on the Great North Road, enclosure and cultivation
have entirely changed its character, and the “moor” is just a stretch of
fields undistinguishable from the surrounding country.  It leads
presently to the little town of Tuxford-in-the-Clay, approached up a
steep rise passing under the bridge of the Lincolnshire and East Coast
Railway, and in view of Tuxford’s Great Northern Station, away on the
right, perched on a windy and uncomfortable-looking ridge.  A red rash of
recent brick cottages has broken out at the foot of the rise, but Tuxford
itself, on the crest of the hill, seems unchanged since coaching days,
except that the traffic which then enlivened it has gone.  It is a gaunt,
lifeless place, in spite of its three railway stations, and stands where
the roads cross on the height, and the church, the “Newcastle Arms,”
another inn which arrogates the title of “The Hotel,” and the private
houses and shops of the decayed town face a wide open street, and all
shiver in company.  But Tuxford has seen gorgeous sights in its time.
Witness the gay and lengthy cavalcade that “lay” here in the July of
1503, when the Princess Margaret was on her way to her marriage with the
king of Scotland.  The princess stayed at the “Crown,” demolished in 1587
by one of the storms which hill-top Tuxford knows so well, and leaving us
the poorer by one ancient hostelry.  Not that it would have survived to
this day had there been no storm, for the town itself was destroyed by
fire at a much later date, in 1702.

The “Newcastle Arms” is one of those old houses built for the reception
of many and wealthy travellers in the Augustan age of the road, and is by
consequence many sizes too large for present needs, so that a portion of
the house is set apart for offices quite unconnected with hotel business.
Even the roomy old church away on the other side of the broad road seems
on too large a scale for Tuxford, as it is, and the stone effigies of the
Longvilliers and the mouldy hatchments of later families hanging on the
walls of its bare chapels tell a tale of vanished greatness.  There is a
curious and clumsy carving in this church, representing the martyrdom of
St. Lawrence.  The Saint is shown on his gridiron (which resembles
nothing so much as a ladder) and wears a pleased expression, as though he
rather liked the process of being grilled, while one tormentor is turning
him and another blowing up the fire with a pair of bellows.

After the church, the old red-brick grammar-school, founded by “Carolo
Read” in 1669, is the most interesting building in Tuxford.  “What God
hath built, let no man destroy,” says the inscription over the entrance,
placed there, no doubt, by the donor with a vivid recollection of the
destruction wrought in the Civil War of some twenty years before.

The road leaves Tuxford steeply downhill and facing another hill.
Descending this, the villages of East and West Markham are just visible,
right and left; West Markham with a hideous church like a Greek temple,
its green copper dome conspicuous for a long distance.  At the foot of
Cleveland Hill, as it is called, is, or was, Markham Moor, for it was
enclosed in 1810, with the great “Markham Moor Inn,” now looking very
forlorn and lonely, standing at the fall of the roads, where the turnpike
gate used to be, and where the Worksop road goes off to the left, and a
battered pillar of grey stone with a now illegible inscription stands.
This may or may not be the “Rebel Stone,” spoken of in old county
histories as standing by the wayside, bearing the inscription, “Here
lieth the Body of a Rebel, 1746.”

Beyond this, again, is Gamston, a still decaying village, its red-brick
houses ruined or empty, the wayside forge closed and the handsome old
church on a hillock but sparsely attended; the whole a picture of the
failure and neglect which descended upon the roadside villages fifty
years ago.  Many have found other vocations, but Gamston is not of them.

For some one hundred and fifty years the Great North Road has gone
through Tuxford to East Retford and Barnby Moor; but this is not the
original road.  That has to be sought, half-deserted, away to the left.
There is much romance on that old way, which is one of several derelict
branching roads just here.  The time seems to be approaching when this
original road will be restored, to effect a relief to the heavy traffic
through Retford.

We may branch off for the exploration of the old road either at Markham
Moor or at Gamston.  Either turning will bring us in two and a half miles
to Jockey House, now a farmhouse, but once an inn at what were
cross-roads.  Two of these roads are grass tracks, but the old Great
North Road on to Rushy Inn and Barnby Moor is quite good, although very
little used.

A substantial stone pillar stands at the corner of the cross-roads
opposite the Jockey House, inscribed:—

                                     From
                                  London 142
                                    Miles
                                  and a half
                                  Coach Road
                                Work/op Mannor
                                    Hou/e
                                7 Miles 3 qrs
                                    176 —
                                   The Keys
                                in the Jockey
                                    House.

The “keys in the Jockey House” means that here was a turnpike-gate with
no turnpike keeper.  The taking of toll seems to have been conducted from
the inn.

In the churchyard of Elkisley, a mile or so distant, there is a tombstone
which refers to a tragedy in the Jockey House two hundred years ago.  It
reads:—

                         “Here lieth the body of
                               JOHN BARAGH,
                      gentleman, who was murdered by
                  Midford Hendry, officer of the Guards,
                      on the 24th day of June, 1721.
                              Age 29 years.”

Hendry, it seems, was in command of a company of Guards travelling south
on the Great North Road.  They had halted for refreshment at Jockey
House, and Hendry got into a violent political discussion in the inn with
Baragh, who was sitting there, a complete stranger to him.  In the course
of their high words, Hendry drew his sword and stabbed Baragh to the
heart.

                         [Picture: Jockey House]




XXXI


RETFORD, on the main road, is over three miles distant from Gamston, past
the more cheerful-looking little hamlet of Eaton, and the outlying
settlement by the “White House Inn,” at the beginning of the long
approach to the town.

Retford is a town of varied industries, situated on either bank of the
river Idle, and by it divided into East and West Retford.  Engineering
works, brick and tile making, and agricultural pursuits combine to render
it prosperous, if not progressive, for when Retford built its elaborate
Town Hall in 1867 it probably exhausted itself with the effort.  In this
Square, on a plinth, stands the “Bread Stone,” or “Broad Stone,” a
seventeenth century Plague Stone with a hollow at that time filled with
vinegar and water for the immersion of coins passing in the market
against infection.  The town centres in its Market Square, in which the
old Town Hall stood.  When that building was pulled down a great amount
of additional room was obtained at the cost of a certain picturesqueness,
to which quality the town can now scarcely lay claim.  The “White Hart,”
standing at this corner of the Market Square, is the only relic of old
coaching days.  Its modernised frontage does not give the house credit
for the respectable age which it really owns, and it is only when we
explore the stableyard, a picturesque and narrow passage, extending from
the Market Square to Bridgegate, that we see the old-time importance of
the “White Hart.”  It is perhaps unique in one respect.  Nowadays, the
old innkeepers are, of course, all dead.  In some instances their
families carried on the business for a while, but soon afterwards all
these old coaching-houses passed into other hands.  Even the Percival
family, innkeepers and coach-masters for some generations at Wansford and
at Greetham, no longer have the “Haycock” or the “Greetham Inn,” but the
“White Hart” is still in the Dennett family, and has been since 1818,
when William Dennett took it over.  He reigned here until 1848, and was
succeeded by his son, Joseph Dennett, who, dying in 1890, was in his turn
followed by Arthur Dennett, the present landlord.  An old
coaching-house—the coaching-house of Retford—it occupied a particularly
favourable position on the main and cross-country coach-routes: those of
Worksop and Chesterfield on the one hand, and Gainsborough, Market Rasen,
and Boston on the other.  Besides being in receipt of the local coaching
business between Stamford and Doncaster, Joseph Dennett horsed a stage of
the Doncaster and Stamford Amity Coach and the Stamford and Retford
Auxiliary Mail, among others.

                  [Picture: An Old Postboy: John Blagg]

Although overshadowed by the neighbouring “Bell” on Barnby Moor, kept by
the mighty George Clark, this house did a good posting business.  For one
thing, the story of the “White Hart” as a posting-house does not go back
so far as that of the “Bell,” for when Clark came to Barnby Moor he found
a fine business already developed, but the rise of the “White Hart” into
prominence dates only from the coming of the Dennetts.  Twelve
post-horses and three boys formed its ordinary posting establishment, and
among them the name of John Blagg is prominent.  He left the “Bell” at an
early period and entered the service of the “White Hart” in 1834,
remaining for forty-five years, and dying, at the age of seventy-five, in
October 1880.  The old posting-books of the house still show one of his
feats of endurance, the riding post from Retford to York and back in one
day, a distance of a hundred and ten miles.  When posting became a thing
of the past, John Blagg was still in request, and his well-remembered
figure, clad in the traditional postboy costume of white breeches, blue
jacket, and white beaver hat, was seen almost to the last at weddings and
other celebrations when riding postillion was considered indispensable.
Here he is, portrayed from the life, a characteristic figure of a
vanished era.

There are still some relics of that time at the “White Hart”: the old
locker belonging to the Boston coach, in which the guard used to secure
the valuables intrusted to him; and in the sunny old booking-office
looking out upon the Market Square there are even now some old
posting-saddles and postboys’ whips.




XXXII


LEAVING Retford by Bridgegate, the road rises at once to the long
five-miles’ stretch of Barnby Moor, home of howling winds and whirling
snow-wreaths in winter, and equally unprotected from the fierce glare of
the midsummer sun.  At the further end of this trying place, just past a
huddled group of cottages at the bend of the road, stands the famous old
“Blue Bell” inn.  But no one was ever heard to talk of this old coaching
hostelry as the “Blue Bell.”  The “Bell,” Barnby Moor, was the title by
which it was always known.

For the beginning of the well-earned fame of the “Bell” we must go back a
long way.  Not, indeed, to ancient times, for there was never a mediæval
hostel here, but to very old coaching days.  Already, in 1776, when the
Rev. Thomas Twining was ambling about the country on “Poppet,” making
picturesque notes, it was a “gentlemanlike, comfortable house,” and
Sterne knew it well.  “I am worn out,” says he in one of his letters,
“but press on to Barnby Moor to-night.”  Even the “worn-out” would make
an effort, you see, to reach this hospitable roof-tree.

But a greater fame was earned by the “Bell” in its later days, when it
was kept by George Clark, at once innkeeper, sportsman, and breeder of
racehorses.  He was famed for his anecdotal and conversational powers,
and when free from gout was reputed “a tough customer over the mahogany,”
in which testimony we may read, in the manner of that time, a crowning
virtue.  Something—nay, a great deal—more than the “red-nosed innkeepers”
of whom Sir Walter Scott speaks, he was also a landed proprietor, and
supplied his extensive establishment from his own farm.  Peculiarly the
man for this road, and especially for this portion of the road, his
personality made the “Bell” inn—the word “hotel” was in those days an
abomination and an offence—the especial resort of the sporting
fraternity, and racing men generally contrived to make his house their
halting-place.

Clark reigned at the “Bell” for forty years, from 1800, dying of gout in
1842, shortly after he had sold the house to a Mr. Inett.  His was that
famous mare, Lollypop, who gave birth to the yet more famous Sweetmeat.
But Clark did not live to learn the quality of that foal, and Sweetmeat
was sold at the dispersal of his stable for ten guineas.  Three years
later, when he had won the Somersetshire Stakes at Bath, Lord George
Bentinck in vain offered four thousand guineas for him, and later in that
year, 1845, he won the Doncaster Cup.

Clark was chiefly instrumental in bringing to justice two incendiaries,
disciples of “Captain Swing,” who had fired a hayrick not far from the
“Bell.”  At that period—the early “thirties”—when the Reform agitation
was embittering the relations between the squires and the peasantry,
rick-burnings were prevalent all over the country.  They went by the name
of the “Swing Riots,” from the circumstance of the threatening letters
and notices received being signed in the name of that entirely
pseudonymous or mythical person.  One night Clark was roused from his bed
with the information that the rioters were at work close at hand.
Hastily rising and dressing by the glare of his neighbour’s burning
ricks, he told off fifty from his numerous staff of postboys and stable
helpers to mount and to thoroughly explore the country within a circuit
of ten miles, offering a reward of £5 to the one who would discover the
miscreants, together with five shillings a head to all who took part in
the chase.  It was a successful foray; for, before morning dawned, two
shivering “rioters” were brought to him.  They had been found hiding in a
ditch.  Matches and other incriminating things were found on them, and,
being committed to York Castle, they eventually were awarded fourteen
years’ transportation.

The old “Bell” is still standing.  A hundred and twenty horses for the
road were kept here in those old times, but to-day, instead of horses, we
have motor-cars.

Soon after railways had driven the coaches off the road, the “Bell”
ceased to be an inn.  Its circumstances were peculiar.  Standing as it
did, and still does, away from any town or village, its only trade was
with coaching or posting travellers, and when they disappeared altogether
there was nothing for it but to close down.  And so for sixty years and
more the “Bell” became a private residence, and it would have remained so
had not a road-enthusiast taken it and re-opened the old house in 1906 as
a hotel for touring motorists.  The enthusiast took other hotels on this
road.  Took so many indeed that his resources as a private person were
overstrained, and he went bankrupt.  But the “Bell,” in this, its second
time, flourishes exceedingly.

                        [Picture: Scrooby Church]

From hence the bleak hamlets of Torworth and Ranskill lead to Scrooby,
set amidst the heathy vale of the winding Idle, which sends its silver
threads in aimless fashion amidst the meadows.  Here the road leaves
Nottinghamshire and enters Yorkshire.  Beside the road at the little rise
called Scrooby Top, stands a farmhouse, once the old Scrooby Inn, kept by
Thomas Fisher as a kind of half-way house between Bawtry and Barnby Moor,
and calculated to intercept the posting business of the “Bell” and of the
Bawtry inns.  Competition was keen-edged on the roads in those times.

                      [Picture: Scrooby Manor House]

There seems to have once been a turnpike gate at Scrooby, for a murder
was committed there in 1779, when John Spencer, a shepherd, calling up
William Geadon, the turnpike man, one July night under the pretence of
having some cattle to go through, knocked him down and killed him with a
hedge-stake and then went upstairs and murdered the turnpike man’s
mother.  Spencer was hanged at Nottingham, and gibbeted on the scene of
his crime.  The stump of the gibbet was still visible in 1833.

This is the place whence came the chief among the “Pilgrim Fathers” who
at last, in 1620, succeeded in leaving England in the _Mayflower_, for
America.  Scrooby is the place of origin of that Separatist Church which
refused allegiance to the Church of England.  Here lived William
Brewster, son of the bailiff of Scrooby Manor, once a Palace of the
Archbishops of York.  In those times the Great North Road wandered, as a
lane, down through Scrooby village, and all traffic went this way.
William Brewster the elder, bailiff and postmaster, was a government
servant who kept relays of horses primarily for the use of State
messengers.  His salary was “twenty pence a day”; the equivalent of about
£300 per annum of our money.  Although very definite regulations were
laid down by the Board of Posts for the conduct of this service, they
were not strictly observed, and a postmaster often traded for himself as
well, keeping horses for hire and being an innkeeper as well.

At any rate, the Brewsters were considerable people; and William the
elder could afford to send his son to Peterhouse, Cambridge, and later
had sufficient influence to secure him service with one of Queen
Elizabeth’s Secretaries of State in Holland.  But the Secretary fell into
disgrace, and young William’s diplomatic career ended at an early age.

He returned home to Scrooby, where he found employment with his father,
and eventually succeeded him, in 1594, holding the position of postmaster
for seventeen years.

Let us see, from one surviving record, what kind of business was his, and
how prosperous he must have been apart from his official emoluments.  One
of his guests, as virtually an innkeeper, was Sir Timothy Hutton, in
1605.  Sir Timothy paid him, for guide and conveyance to Tuxford, 10s.,
and for candle, supper and breakfast 7s. 6d.  On his return journey he
paid 8s. for horses to Doncaster, and a threepenny tip to the ostler.

Meanwhile, Brewster, nourished in that old nest of Archbishops, had
imbibed distinctly anti-episcopal ideas, probably in Holland.  His
activities in founding the Separatist Church led to his resignation of
the postmaster’s office in 1607.  In that old Manor House where he lived
assembled others of his ways of thought: the Revd. Mr. Clifton, rector of
Babworth, near Retford, William Bradford of Austerfield, John Smyth, and
other shining lights and painful and austere persons.  William Bradford
records how the congregation “met ordinarily at William Brewster’s house
on the Lord’s Day; and with great love he entertained them when they
came, making provision for them, to his great charge.”

They would not attend services at the parish church; an offence then
punishable by fine and imprisonment, and thus, persecuted, there was no
ultimate course but to leave the country: itself not for some time
permitted.  “They were,” wrote William Bradford, “hunted and persecuted
on every side.  Some were taken and clapt up in prison, others had their
houses beset and watched, night and day, and hardly escaped their hands;
and the most were fain to fly and leave their houses and habitations and
the means of their livelihood.”

The Manor Farm, where these early developments of the Puritan movement
took place, and where the Brewsters lived, remains in part, and bears an
explanatory bronze tablet placed there by the Pilgrim Society of
Plymouth, Massachusetts.  And there, too, near the road, stands Scrooby
church, rather dilapidated, with its stone spire, much the same as ever.

               [Picture: The Stables, Scrooby Manor House]

Yorkshire, upon which we have now entered, is the largest shire or county
in England.  In one way it seems almost incredibly large, for it has more
acres than there are letters (not words) in the Bible.  There are
3,882,851 acres in Yorkshire, and 3,566,482 letters in the Bible.
Yorkshire does not reveal its full beauty to the traveller along this
road.  Its abbeys and waterfalls, its river-gorges and romantic valleys,
belong rather to the by-ways.  Picturesqueness and romance spelt
discomfort, and the uneventful road was the one the travellers of old
preferred.  Thus it is that those who pursue this route to the North, and
know nothing else of Yorkshire, might deny this huge county, more than
twice the size of Lincolnshire, the next largest, that variety and beauty
which, in fact, we know it to possess.  For eighty miles the Great North
Road goes through Yorkshire with scarce a hill worthy the name, although
towards the north the Hambleton Hills, away to the east, give the views
from the road a sullen grandeur.

But if the highway and the scenery bordering it are characterless, this
is a region of strongly marked character, so far as its inhabitants are
concerned.  Many wits have been to work on the Yorkshireman’s
peculiarities.  While they all agree to disregard his hospitality and his
frank heartiness, they unite to satirise his shrewdness, and his clannish
ways.  The old Yorkshire toast is famous:—

    “Here’s tiv us, all on us, me an’ all.
    May we niver want nowt, noan on us,
    Nor me nawther.”

And this other:—

    “Our Native County: t’biggest,
    t’bonniest, and t’best.”

The character of John Browdie is a very accurate exemplar of the
Yorkshire yeoman, and you could not wish to meet a better fellow, but you
would rather not have any dealings with the Yorkshireman of popular
imagination, whose native wit goes beyond shrewdness and does not halt on
the hither side of sharp practice.  The Yorkshireman’s armorial bearings
are wickedly said to be a flea, a fly, and a flitch of bacon; because a
flea will suck any one’s blood, like a Yorkshireman; a fly will drink out
of any one’s cup, and so will a Yorkshireman; and a flitch of bacon is no
good until it is hung, and no more is a Yorkshireman!  No native of the
county can be expected to subscribe to this, but no one ever heard of a
Yorkshireman objecting to be called a “tyke.”

A “Yorkshire tyke” is a familiar phrase.  By it we understand a native of
this immense shire to be named.  No one knows whence this nickname arose,
or whether it is complimentary or the reverse.  To be sure, we call a dog
a “tyke,” and to describe any one as a dog is not complimentary, unless
qualifications are made.  Thus, the man who is insulted by being called a
dog rather takes it as a compliment to be dubbed a “sad dog” or a “sly
dog,” and, like Bob Acres, lets you know, with a twinkle of the eye, that
on occasion he can be a “devil of a fellow.”

By common consent, whatever its origin may have been, “tyke,” applied to
a Yorkshireman, is taken in the complimentary sense.  Indeed, the
Yorkshireman’s good conceit of himself does not allow him to think that
any other sense could possibly be intended.  He generally prides himself,
like Major Bagstock, on being “sly, devilish sly.”  That he is so, too,
those who have tried to overreach him, either in his native wilds or
elsewhere, have generally discovered.  “He’s a deep ’un,” says a
character in one of Charles Reade’s novels, “but we are Yorkshire too, as
the saying is.”  When tyke meets tyke, then, if ever, comes the tug of
war.  “That’s Yorkshire,” is a saying which implies much, as in the story
of the ostler from the county who had long been in service at a London
inn.  “How is it,” asked a guest, “that such a clever fellow as you, and
a Yorkshireman, remains so long without becoming master of the house?”
“Measter’s Yorkshire too,” answered the servant.

It is a sporting—more especially a horsey—county.  “Shake a bridle over a
Yorkshireman’s grave, and he will rise and steal a horse,” is a proverb
which bears a sort of testimony to the fact.




XXXIII


YORKSHIRE and Yorkshiremen, their virtues and vices, bring us to Bawtry,
where the High Sheriff and those in authority used to welcome kingly and
queenly visitors to Yorkshire, or escort them over the border, on
leaving; performing the latter office with the better heart, there can be
little doubt, for royal progresses often left a trail of blood and ruin
behind them in those “good” old times.  Happy Bawtry! for little or no
history attaches to the little town, and it lives in the memory only as
the home of that saddler who, although famous as a proverb, has come down
to us a nameless martyr to the Temperance Cause.

“The saddler of Bawtry was hanged for leaving his ale,” runs the
Yorkshire saying; one eminently characteristic of this county of stingo
and plurality of acres.  The history of this particular saddler, or the
crime for which he was condemned, are unknown either here or at York, but
his end is a terrible warning to all Blue Ribbonites.  It was in this
wise that the artificer in pigskin lost his life.  Led forth to the fatal
tree, the procession halted on the way to present the condemned with the
customary parting bowl of ale, an institution on the way to the gallows
both in York and London.  But the saddler would take none of their
farewell courtesies, and refused the drink; whereupon the enraged mob
strung him up, double quick.  A few minutes later a reprieve arrived, and
they cut him down; but he was already dead, a melancholy warning to all
future generations of non-convivial souls.

Coaching days made Bawtry a busy townlet, for although the coaches and
the postmasters generally made a long stage of fourteen miles between
Doncaster and Barnby Moor, or else a nine and a half mile stage between
Doncaster and Scrooby Top, the by-roads gave a good proportion of
business to the “Angel” and the “Crown.”  The “Crown” is still a
prominent feature of Bawtry’s now empty street, a street whose width is a
revelation of the space once considered necessary and now altogether
superfluous; just as the long pillared range of stableyards beyond the
old coach archway of the inn itself has now become.

Bawtry to-day is a great emptiness.  Four-square red-brick houses of a
certain modishness, being indeed built on the model of town houses, look
across the void roadway, with a kind of patronising air, upon the peaked,
timbered, or lath-and-plaster gabled cottages that border the opposite
side of the street.  Much older they are, those old cottages, and more
akin to the country.  They were built long centuries before the coaching
age came, bringing a greater prosperity and consequent expansion to
Bawtry, and for a time they were quite put out of countenance by the
new-fangled brick houses, with their classic porticoes and brass knockers
and impudent red faces.  But a period of eighty or ninety years, at the
most, saw the beginning and the end of this expansion, and this once
fashionable air has altered to an aspect of old-world dignity.  Both the
gabled cottages and these Georgian houses would feel greatly degraded if
confronted with examples of the way in which the small country builder
runs up his tasteless structures nowadays, but happily Bawtry has nothing
of this type to show, and the white stuccoed elevation of the “Crown”
alone hints at a later phase in building fashion, typifying the dawn of
the nineteenth century and the course of taste in its earlier years.
This white-painted frontage marks the close of Bawtry’s busy days.  Soon
afterwards the place ceased to live a pulsing everyday life of business
and activity, and began to merely exist.  There are shops here—old
bow-windowed, many-paned shops—which have long seen their best days go
by.  They came into existence under the influence of the beatific Law of
Demand and Supply, when all the inns were full of travellers who wanted
the thousand and one necessities of civilisation.  They did a brave trade
in those times, and continued it until the railway snuffed it out in
1842.  Since then no one has come to buy, and their stock must contain
many curiosities.  Probably the stationer has still some of that goffered
and perfumed pink notepaper on which the young ladies of sensibility
wrote their love-letters in the long-ago, together with a goodly supply
of the wafers with which they were sealed; and, doubtless, those who seek
could find flint and steel and tinder-boxes elsewhere.  Bawtry, in fine,
is a monument to the Has Been.

                      [Picture: The “Crown,” Bawtry]

Austerfield, where William Bradford was born in 1580, is a grim and
unlovely village to the left of Bawtry.  Here yet stands his birthplace,
in its time a manor-house, but now occupied as two cottage-dwellings, it
is not a romantic-looking relic to be the place of origin of one who
became the first Governor of the Pilgrim colony in New England.

There was once a pond beside the road near Bawtry (where is it now,
alas!) to which a history belonged, for into it used to drive the
villainous postboys of lang syne, who were in the pay of the highwaymen.
They would, as though by accident, whip suddenly into it, and when the
occupants of the chaise let down the windows and looked out, to see what
was the matter, they were confronted with the grinning muzzle of a
pistol, and the dread alternative demand for their money or their lives.

Past this dread spot, and over the rise and dip in the road on leaving
the town, the galloping stage is reached, a dead level by the palings of
Rossington Park and on to Rossington Bridge, where the tollgate was, and
now is not.  The inn too, has, like many another, taken down its sign,
and retired into private occupation.  Off to the left is Rossington
village, and in the churchyard, the grave, for those who like to turn
aside to see it, of Charles Bosvile, “King of the Gipsies.”  Here we are
four miles and a half from Doncaster, or, as a Yorkshireman would say,
four miles “and a way-bit.”

Ask a Yorkshireman how far it is to any place along the road, and he will
most likely answer you, so many miles “and a way-bit.”  This is probably
his pronunciation of “wee bit.”  It is often said that the “way-bit” is
generally as long as the rest put together.  This expression compares
with the Scottish so many miles “and a bittock.”




XXXIV


FROM Rossington Bridge, a long pale rise, bordered by coppices of hazels
and silver birches, leads past Cantley to Tophall, where one of the old
road wagons was struck by lightning on the 22nd of May 1800.  One of the
seven horses drawing the wagon was killed, and four others were stunned;
while the great lumbering conveyance and its load of woollen cloths,
muslins, cottons, rabbit-down and a piano were almost entirely burnt.
The disaster was a long-remembered event for miles round, and one of the
Doncaster inns was renamed from it, the “Burning Waggon.”  This house has
long since been renamed the “Ship.”

Passing Tophall, and by a bridge over the railway cutting, Doncaster is
seen, with its great church-tower, smoking chimney-stalks, and puffing
locomotives, map-like, down below, three miles away.  Two miles further,
past Hawbush, or Lousybush, Green, on which unaristocratically named spot
old-time tramps used to congregate, Doncaster racecourse is reached, on
the old Town Moor.

Doncaster, all England over, stands for racing and the St. Leger, just as
much as Epsom for the Derby, and racing has been in progress here
certainly ever since 1600, and perhaps even before.  The renowned St.
Leger, which still draws its hundreds of thousands every September, was
established in 1778 and named by the Marquis of Rockingham after
Lieut.-Colonel Ashby St. Leger.  All Yorkshire, and a large proportion of
other shires, flocks to witness this classic race, greatly to the benefit
of the town, which owns the racecourse and derives the handsome income of
some £30,000 per annum from it.  Doncaster, indeed, does exceedingly well
out of racing, and the Town Council can well afford the £380 annually
expended in stakes.  But the St. Leger week is a terrible time for quiet
folks, for all the brazen-throated blackguards of the Three Kingdoms are
then let loose upon the town, and not even this sum of £30,000 in relief
of the rates quite repays them for the infliction.

Robert Ridsdale, originally “Boots” at a Doncaster inn, rose to be owner
of Merton Hall, about 1830.  He was a bookmaker.  Betting is a pursuit in
which only the bookmakers secure the fortunes.

Dickens, who was here during the St. Leger week in 1857, in company with
Wilkie Collins, and stayed at the still extant “Angel,” saw this side of
horse-racing fully displayed.  Looking down into the High Street from
their window, the friends saw “a gathering of blackguards from all parts
of the racing earth.  Every bad face that had ever caught wickedness from
an innocent horse had its representation in the streets,” and the next
day after the great race every chemist’s shop in the town was full of
penitent bacchanalians of the night before, roaring to the busy
dispensers to “Give us soom sal-volatile or soom damned thing o’ that
soort, in wather—my head’s bad!”  Night was made hideous for all who
sojourned at the “Angel” by the “groaning phantom” that lay in the
doorway of one of the bedrooms and howled until the morning, like a lost
soul; explanation by the landlord in the morning eliciting the fact that
the fearsome sounds were caused by a gentleman who had lost £1,500 or
£2,000 by backing a “wrong ’un,” and had accordingly drank himself into a
_delirium tremens_.

Sir William Maxwell of Menreith, who won the St. Leger with Filho da
Puta, in 1815, celebrated his success by thrusting his walking-stick
through all the pier-glasses at the “Reindeer”; expressing his regret
that there were no more to smash, as an adequate relief to his feelings.

Dean Pigou, once vicar of Doncaster, bears later testimony to the
character of a large proportion of the race-crowds, and tells amusingly
how the contingents of pickpockets who flock here on these occasions
disguise themselves as clergymen, a fact well known to the police, and
resulting in the arrest of a genuine cleric on one occasion.  “You old
rascal!” said the constable; “we’ve been looking for you for a long
time.”

Doncaster, out of the season, is a singularly quiet and inoffensive town,
and looks as innocent as its native butterscotch.  Quiet, because the
locomotive and carriage-works of the Great Northern Railway are a little
way outside; inoffensive, because it is unpretending.  At the same time
it is just as singularly devoid of interest.  Almost its oldest houses
are those on Hall Cross Hill, as the traveller passes the elm-avenue by
the racecourse and enters the town from the direction of London; and they
are scarce older than the days of the Prince Regent.  Very like the older
part of Brighton, this southern end of Doncaster is the best the town has
to show.

Hall Cross—originally called “Hob Cross”—was destroyed in the
seventeenth-century troubles.  It was a late Norman structure, and is
copied in the existing Cross, set up by the Corporation, as an
inscription informs the passer-by, in 1793.  A weird structure it is,
too, consisting of a stone pillar of five engaged shafts, reflecting
credit on neither the original designer nor the restorers.  But there it
stands, elevated above the modern road, as evidence of a momentary
aberration in favour of restoring antiquity of which the Corporation were
guilty, a century or so ago.  Doncastrians have purged themselves so
thoroughly of that weakness in later years that they have left no other
vestige of old times in their streets.  The finest example of an old inn
belonging to the town was destroyed in the pulling down of the “Old
Angel” in 1846, in order to clear a site for the Guildhall.  Others are
left, but, if old-fashioned, they are scarcely picturesque: the “Angel,”
“Ram,” “Elephant,” “Salutation,” and “Old George.”

              [Picture: Coach passing Doncaster Racecourse]

In old newspaper files we find Richard Wood, of the “Reindeer” and “Ram”
inns, High Street, advertising that his coaches were the best—“the horses
keep good time—_no_ racing”; from which we conclude that there _had_ been
some.  It was Richard Wood, then the foremost coach-proprietor in
Doncaster, who first gave employment to that celebrated painter of horses
and coaches, John Frederick Herring, who, although a Londoner born, lived
long and worked much at Doncaster.  It was in 1814, when in his
nineteenth year, that he first came to the town, the love of horses
bringing him all the way.  Seeing the “Royal Union” starting at eight
o’clock in the morning with “Doncaster” displayed in large letters on its
panels, on the inspiration of the moment he took a seat, and arrived in
time to witness the horse “William” win the St. Leger.

There is a tale of his observing a man clumsily trying to paint a picture
of the Duke of Wellington, seated on his charger, for the panel of a
coach to be called after that hero of a hundred fights.  He had, somehow,
managed to worry through the figure of the Duke, and to secure a
recognisable likeness of him—because, for this purpose, all that was
necessary was the representation of an ascetic face and a large,
beak-like nose—but he boggled at the horse.  Herring offered to paint in
the horse for him, and did it so well that he earned the thanks of the
proprietor, who happened to appear on the scene and commissioned him to
paint the insignia of the “Royal Forester,” Doncaster and Nottingham
coach; a white lion on one door and a reindeer on the other.  These he
performed with equal credit, and taking a seat beside the proprietor in
question, who, with others, mounted for a ride to “prove” the springs and
christen the new coach, he at once offered himself as coachman.  Mr.
Wood, for it was he, was naturally surprised at the idea of a painter
driving a coach, but consented to give him a trial the next day on the
“Highflyer,” and to abide by the decision of the regular driver of that
famous drag.  The result was favourable, and Herring obtained the
box-seat, not of the “Royal Forester,” but of the “Nelson,” Wakefield and
Lincoln coach.  He was, after two years, transferred to the Doncaster and
Halifax road, and thence promoted to the “Highflyer,” painting in his
leisure hours many of the signs of Doncaster’s old inns.  It was when on
this road that he attracted the attention of a local gentleman, who
obtained him a commission for a picture which laid the foundation of his
success.

Nearly all the local signs that Herring painted have disappeared.  Some
were taken down when he became famous, and added to private collections
of pictures; while others were renewed from the effects of time and
weather by being painted over by journeyman painters.  Some landlords,
however, knew the value of these signs well enough.  There was, for
instance, mine host of the “Doncaster Arms,” who, having come from
cow-keeping to the inn-keeping business, determined to change the name of
the house to the “Brown Cow.”  He induced Herring to paint the new sign,
which immediately attracted attention.  According to one story, a
gentleman posting north chanced to see it and stopped the postboy while
he endeavoured to drive a bargain for the purchase.  He offered twice as
much as mine host had originally paid; ten times as much, but without
avail.  “Not for twenty times,” said that licensed victualler; and the
connoisseur went without it.

The other version makes the traveller a very important man, travelling
with four post-horses, and represents the landlord as being away, and the
landlady as the obstinate holder.  “I’s rare and glad, measter, my
husband’s not at home,” she said, “for p’r’aps he’d ha’ let thee hae it;
but I wain’t; for what it’s worth to thee it’s worth to me, so gang on.”

A list has been preserved of the signs painted by Herring at Doncaster,
but they will be sought in vain to-day.  They were—

The Labour in Vain        Marsh Gate.
The Sloop                 Marsh Gate.
The Brown Cow             French Gate.
The Stag                  The Holmes.
The Coach and Horses      Scot Lane.
The White Lion            St. George Gate.

The “Labour in Vain” represented the fruitless labour of attempting to
wash a black man white.

The old sign of the “Salutation,” painted by a Dutchman in 1766, was
touched up by Herring.  Many years ago it was removed, but has now been
replaced, and may be seen on the front of the house in Hall Cross.  It is
much weather-worn, and represents, in dim and uncertain fashion, two
clumsy looking old gentlemen in the costume of a hundred and forty years
ago, rheumatically saluting one another.  The sign of the “Stag,” painted
on plaster still remains, in a decaying condition.

Herring continued as a coachman for several years, and only left the box
in 1830, when he went to reside in London.  From that date until his
death in 1865 he devoted himself entirely to painting.

Richard Wood, Herring’s first employer, was part-proprietor of the “Lord
Nelson” coach, among others.  Especial mention must be made of this
particular conveyance, because if not the first, it must have been one of
the earliest, of the coaches by which passengers were allowed to book
through to or from London, and to break their journey where they pleased.
To those who could not endure the long agonies of a winter’s journey
except in small doses, this arrangement must have been a great boon.  To
this coach belongs the story of a Frenchman, still preserved by Doncaster
gossips.

It was in the early part of the century that he wanted to travel from
“Doncastare” to London.  Inquiring at the booking-office for the best
coach, the clerk mentioned the “Lord Nelson.”

“Damn your Lord Nelson!” says the Frenchman in a rage.  “What others are
there?”

The names of the others heaped greater offence upon him, for they were
the “Waterloo” and the “Duke of Wellington.”  So perhaps he posted
instead, and saved his national susceptibilities at the expense of his
pocket.

Another, and a later, coach-proprietor and innkeeper at Doncaster was
Thomas Pye, of the “Angel.”  He lived to see railways ruin the coaching
business, but he kept the “Angel” for years afterwards, and his family
after him.  The Queen, on her way to Scotland in 1861, slept there one
night, and the loyal family promptly added the title of “Royal” to the
old house.

Coaching days were doomed at Doncaster in 1859, when the Midland Railway
was opened and diverted the traffic; and nine years later, when the Great
Northern Railway came, the last coach was withdrawn.

Few think of Doncaster as a centre of spiritual activity.  Racing seems
to comprehend everything, and to make it, like a famous winner of the St.
Leger a case of “Eclipse first; the rest nowhere!”  Even Doncaster
butterscotch is more familiar than Doncaster piety, but the Church is
particularly active here, nevertheless.  That activity only dates from
the appointment of Dr. Vaughan as vicar, in 1859.  Before his time
religion was very dead, so that, when the great parish church of St.
George was burnt down in 1853, the then vicar, Dr. Sharpe, on seeing the
flames burst out, could at first only think of his false teeth, which he
had left in the building, and exclaimed in horror-stricken tones, “Good
gracious! and I have left my set of teeth in the vestry.”

The church was rebuilt by Sir Gilbert Scott.  It is a magnificent
building, but too palpably Scott, and the details of the carving
painfully mechanical.  Also, the stone was so badly selected that the
crockets and enrichments were long ago found to be decaying, and
“restoration” of a building not then fifty years old was found necessary.

Dr. Vaughan was a bitter opponent of horse-racing, and so was not popular
with the sporting element; and as Doncaster is, above everything, given
over to sport, this meant that his nine years’ vicariate was a sojourn in
a hostile camp.  His predecessors had been more complaisant.  Always
within living memory the church bells had been rung on the St. Leger day,
and generally at the moment the winning horse had passed the post.  Dr.
Vaughan put an end to this and quietly inaugurated a new era, not by
raising a dispute, but by obtaining the keys of the belfry on the first
St. Leger day of his incumbency, and, locking the door, going for a walk
which kept him out of the town until the evening!




XXXV


LEAVING Doncaster and its racing and coaching memories behind, we come
out upon the open road again by Frenchgate, past the unprepossessing
“Volunteer” inn, in whose yard Mendoza and Humphries brought off their
prize-fight in 1790; past Marshgate and over the dirty Don to a parting
of the ways.  To the left goes the Ferrybridge, Wetherby, and
Boroughbridge route to the North; to the right, that by way of Selby and
York.  Both fall into one again at Northallerton; both claim to be the
true Great North Road; and both were largely travelled, so that we shall
have to pay attention to either.  In the first instance, we will go via
York, the mail-route in later coaching days, and as flat and
uninteresting a road, so far as the cathedral city, as it is possible to
imagine.  Beginning with the suburban village of Bentley, with its ugly
new cottages and handsome new church, it continues, with ruts and loose
stones as its chief features, to Askerne, passing through lonely woods
and past pools and lakes, with a stray grouse or so, and astonished hares
and rabbits, as the sole witnesses of the explorer’s progress in these
deserted ways.  Off to the right-hand, two miles or so away, goes the
Great Northern Railway, one of the causes of this solitude, to meet the
North Eastern at Shaftholme Junction, where, as the chairman said, many
years ago, the Great Northern ends, ingloriously, “in a ploughed field.”

Askerne, in a situation of great natural beauty, amidst limestone rocks
and lakes, and with the advantage of possessing medicinal springs, has
been, like most Yorkshire villages, made hideous by its houses and
cottages, inconceivably ugly to those who have not seen what abominable
places Yorkshire folk are capable of building and living in.  Askerne’s
fame as what its inhabitants call a “spawing place” has not spread of
late, but its old pump-room and its lake are the resorts of York and
Doncaster’s trippers in summer-time, and those holiday-makers derive just
as much health from rowing in pleasure-boats on the lake as did their
forefathers, who, a hundred years ago, quaffed its evil-tasting
sulphurous waters.

Thus Askerne.  Between it and Selby, a distance of thirteen miles, the
road and the country around are but parts of a flat, watery, treeless,
featureless plain, its negative qualities tempered by the frankly mean
and ugly villages on the way, and criss-crossed by railways, sluggish
rivers, and unlovely canals.  So utterly without interest is the road,
that a crude girder-bridge or a gaunt and forbidding flour-mill remain
vividly impressed upon the mental retina for lack of any other
outstanding objects.

                        [Picture: Brayton Church]

Nearing Selby, the octagonal Perpendicular lantern and spire of Brayton
church, curiously imposed upon a Norman tower, attracts attention as much
by the relief they give from the deadly dulness just encountered as for
their own sake; although they are beautiful and interesting, the lantern
having been designed to hold a cresset beacon by which the travellers of
the Middle Ages were guided at night across the perilous waste; the spire
serving the same office by day.  Here, too, the isolated hills of Brayton
Burf and Hambleton Hough, three miles away, show prominently, less by
reason of their height, which is inconsiderable, than on account of the
surrounding levels, which give importance to the slightest rise.

Brayton, which, apart from its beautiful church, is about as miserable a
hole as it is possible to find in all Yorkshire (and that is saying a
good deal), is a kind of outpost between Selby and these wilds, standing
a mile and a half in advance of the town.  In that mile and a half the
builders are busy erecting a flagrant suburb, so that the traveller
presses on, curious to witness the prosperity of Selby itself, arguable
from these signs.  Even without them, Selby is approached with
expectancy, for its abbey is famous, and abbeys imply picturesque towns.

From this point of view Selby is distinctly disappointing.  The glorious
Abbey, now the parish church, is all, and more than, one expects, and the
superlatively cobble-stoned Market-place, painful to walk in, is
picturesque to look at; but the rest is an effect of meanness.  Mean old
houses of no great age; mean new ones; mean and threadbare waterside
industries; second-hand clothes-shops, coal-grit, muddy waters and
foreshores of the slimy Ouse, shabby rope-walks, and dirty alleys: these
are Selby.

You forget all this before that beautiful Abbey, whose imposing west
front faces the Market-place, and whose great length is revealed only by
degrees.  Alike in size and beauty, it shows itself in a long crescendo
to the admiring amateur of architecture, who proceeds from the combined
loveliness of the Norman, Early English, and Perpendicular west front, to
the entrance by the grand Transitional Norman-Early English north porch,
thence to the solemn majesty of the purely Norman nave, ending with the
light and graceful Decorated choir and Lady Chapel.  The upper stage of
the tower fell in 1690, and destroyed the south transept.

A very destructive fire occurred in October 1906, and opportunity was
afterwards taken of doing a good deal of general restoration.

Before leaving the town of Selby, let us look at the commonplace little
square called Church Hill.  A spirit-level might reveal it to be an
eminence of twelve inches or so above the common level of Selby, but to
the evidence of eyes or feet it is in no way distinguished from its
neighbouring streets.  Yet it must have presented the appearance of a
hillock when the original founder of the Abbey came here in 1068,
voyaging up the Ouse and landing at this first likely place on its then
lovely banks.  This founder was a certain Benedict, a monk of Auxerre,
who, having one of those convenient dreams which came to the pious ones
of that time when they wanted to steal something, made off with the Holy
Finger of St. Germanus; rather appropriate spoil, by the way, for the
light-fingered Benedict.  Arriving in England, he met an Englishman who
gave him a golden reliquary.  With this, he took ship from Lyme Regis and
sailed to the Humber and the Ouse; landing, as we have seen, here, and
planting a cross on the river bank, where he erected a hut for himself
under an oak-tree.  A few days later, Hugh, the Norman sheriff of
Yorkshire, came up the Ouse, by chance, and not, as might be supposed, to
arrest Benedict on a charge of petty larceny.  He was impressed by the
devoutness of the holy man, and sent workmen to build the original wooden
place of worship at Selby, on the spot now known as Church Hill, not a
stone’s throw from the existing Abbey.

                      [Picture: Market Place, Selby]

Centuries passed.  The first building was swept away, and even the
cemetery which afterwards occupied the site was forgotten and built over,
becoming a square of houses, among which was the “Crown” inn.  From 1798
until 1876, when it was rebuilt, the old “Crown” kept an odd secret.  To
understand this, we must go back to 1798, when the neighbourhood of Selby
acquired an ill name for highway robberies.  Among other outrages, a
mailbag was stolen from the York postboy, on the evening of February 22
in that year.  The Postmaster of York reported the affair to the
Postmaster-General in the following terms:—

    “SIR,

    “I am sorry to acquaint you that the postboy coming from Selby to
    this city was robbed of his mail, between six and seven o’clock this
    evening.  About three miles this side Selby he was accosted by a man
    on foot with a gun in his hand, who asked him if he was the postboy,
    and at the same time seizing hold of the bridle.  Without waiting for
    any answer, he told the boy he must immediately unstrap the mail and
    give it to him, pointing the muzzle of the gun at him whilst he did
    it.  When he had given up the mail, the boy begged he would not hurt
    him, to which the man replied, “He need not be afraid,” and at the
    same time pulled the bridle from the horse’s head.  The horse
    immediately galloped off with the boy, who had never dismounted.  He
    was a stout man, dressed in a dark jacket, and had the appearance of
    a heckler.  The boy was too much frightened to make any other remark
    upon his person, and says he was totally unknown to him.

    “The mail contained bags for Howden and London, Howden and York, and
    Selby and York.  I have informed the surveyors of the robbery, and
    have forwarded handbills this night, to be distributed in the
    country, and will take care to insert it in the first paper published
    here.  Waiting your further instructions,—I remain, with respect,
    Sir,

                                “Your Obliged and Obedient Humble Servant,
                                                         “THOS. OLDFIELD.”

A reward of two hundred pounds was offered for the discovery of the
highwayman, but without effect, and the matter was forgotten in the dusty
archives of the G.P.O., until it was brought to notice again by the
singular discovery of one of the stolen bags in the roof of the “Crown”
when being demolished in 1876.  Stuffed in between the rafters and the
tiles, the workmen came upon a worn and rotten coat, a “sou’wester” hat,
and a mail-bag marked “Selby.”  Thus, nearly eighty years after the
affair, and when every one concerned in it must long since have been no
more, this incriminating evidence came to light.  The Postmaster-General
of that time claimed the bag, and it was, after some dispute about the
ownership, handed over to him, and is now in the Post Office Museum.

A number of skeletons were discovered in digging foundations for the new
inn, and it was darkly conjectured that the old house had had its
gruesome secrets, dating from the times when inns were not infrequently
the nests of murderers; until local antiquaries pointing out that the
name of the place was Church Hill, and that this was an ancient
grave-yard, the excitement ceased.  This view was borne out by the fact
that in many cases the bodies had been enclosed in rude coffins, made of
hollowed tree-trunks; and it was rightly said that murderers would not
have buried their victims with so much consideration.




XXXVI


TO leave Selby for York, one must needs cross the Ouse bridge, one of
thee few places where tolls still survive.  Foot-passengers and cyclists
are on an equality, paying one penny each.

Level-crossings again have their wicked will of the road, and are indeed
its principal features, through Barlby and Riccall.  We need some modern
Rebeccaites for the abolition of these unpaid-for easements granted to
the Railway Companies by an indulgent legislature, composed largely of
Railway Directors, for the mingled danger and waste of public time caused
by level-crossings over public roads constitute a scandal urgently in
need of being removed.  Yorkshire people might be recommended to see to
it, as their forefathers saw to the abolition of turnpikes, collecting in
armed and disguised bands and wrecking and burning the obnoxious gates
for great distances.  In May 1753 they assembled at Selby at the summons
of the public crier’s bell, and proceeded at midnight to demolish all the
gates in that neighbourhood.  The military were called out to quell these
Hampdens.  They did not succeed in saving the gates, but shot and
captured a number of the “rioters,” who were sent for trial to York
Castle.

Riccall, near the confluence of the Ouse and the Derwent, looks an
unlikely seaport in these times, now that those rivers and the confluent
Foss, a mile or so nearer York, flow soberly in their channels and cease
from spreading over the land.  Eight hundred years ago, however, things
were very different—as indeed they well might be in that tremendous space
of time.  So different, in fact, that when the invasion of the North,
under Tostig and Harald Hardrada, took place in 1066, before that greater
invasion in the South by William “the Conqueror,” whose success has
overshadowed these operations, the invaders’ fleet sailed up the Humber
and the Ouse and blockaded the waterways by anchoring at Riccall.  From
this base they advanced, defeating Earl Morcar at the battle of Fulford,
and seized York; retiring on the approach of English Harold to what the
Anglo-Saxon Chronicle calls “Staenfordesbryege,” on Derwent, east of the
city.  In this we find the original spelling of Stamford Bridge, where
the great battle which ended in the utter defeat of the invaders was
fought and their leaders, Tostig and the gigantic Norwegian king, both
slain.  A fortnight later, and the Duke of Normandy had landed at
Pevensey, the battle of Hastings had been lost and won, and the victor of
Stamford Bridge himself lay dead.

Riccall, and the country between it and York, should therefore be
interesting, as the scene of the earlier of these invasions.  Aside from
the village flows the Ouse, deep in its channel and navigable for barges,
than which the Norwegian ships were not much larger; but it could not in
these days harbour a fleet, even of these primitive transports.  The
village itself bears nothing on its face telling of great events, and is
of a placid dulness, a character shared by Escrick and Deighton, on the
way to York; the road itself gradually becoming an abomination of
desolate fields until the village of Gate Fulford is reached.  The Great
North Road is a businesslike highway.  It goes as direct as may be to its
destination, and gets there quite regardless of scenery or interest to
right or left.  Thus, although Escrick Park is reputed to be a demesne of
great beauty, and the village of Naburn, lying hidden off the road, is a
typical old English village actually boasting a maypole, all the
traveller along the road perceives is an unromantic vista of
cabbage-fields and other necessary but uninspiring domestic vegetables,
through a haze of a particularly beastly kind of black dust peculiar to
the last few miles of the way into York.  Fulford itself is no fit herald
of a cathedral city.  A wide street, the terminus of a tramway, a
mile-long row of cottages, a would-be Gothic church; here you have it.
Before you, by degrees, York unfolds itself, past the military barracks
and nondescript, but always disappointing, streets, until, emerging from
Fishergate, the ancient city, free from suburban excrescences, opens out,
with the grim castle in front, and the Ouse and Skeldergate Bridge to the
left.  The so-called “London Road” lies away beyond the Ouse, its name
referring to the Doncaster, Ferrybridge, Sherburn, and Tadcaster route
taken by some of the old-time coaches.  By that route York is most
romantically entered, across Knavesmire, where York’s martyrs, felons,
and traitors were done to death in the old days, and where the racecourse
now runs; coming to the walled city through Micklegate, the finest of all
the mediæval defensible gateways which are York’s especial glory.  By the
Selby route, through Gate Fulford and along Fishergate, we seem to slink
in by the back door; through Micklegate we follow in the steps of those
who have marched with armed hosts at their heels, and have entered with
the unquestioned right of conquerors.  Thus came the young Duke of York
at the head of his victorious army, after the crowning victory of Towton;
the first thing to meet his gaze his father’s head, fixed on the topmost
turret, and crowned in mockery with a paper crown by the fierce
Lancastrians under whose swords he had fallen at the battle of Wakefield,
three months before.  Filial piety could not in those times rest content
with removing the head from its shameful eminence, and so the Duke caused
the Earl of Devon and three others among his prisoners to be immediately
beheaded and their heads to be placed there instead.  Of such, and still
more sanguinary, incidents is the ancient city of York composed.

             [Picture: Micklegate Bar.  (From an old Print)]

Micklegate, like the other “bars” of York, had its barbican, and equally
with them, lost that martial outwork at the dawning of the nineteenth
century.  Its appearance then and now may with advantage be compared in
the old print and the modern drawing, reproduced here, which also serve
to show the difference between the road-surface of these times and of a
century ago.

                  [Picture: Micklegate Bar: present day]




INDEX


Alconbury, 2

Alconbury Hill, 2, 121

Askerne, 236

Ayot Green, 87

Austerfield, 225

                                * * * * *

Balderton, 193

Baldock, 105

Barlby, 242

Barnby Moor, 209, 212–216

Barnet, 11, 75–79, 171

Barnet, Battle of, 80

Bawtry, 223–225

Bedford, Dukes of, 136

Beeston Green, 108

Bell Bar, 84

Bentley, 236

Biggleswade, 2, 107

Bloody Oaks, 157

Boulter, Edmund, 135

Bradford, William, 219, 225

Brampton, 105, 117

Brayton, 237

Brewster, William, 218–220

Brickwall, 87

Broadwater, 93

Brown’s Wells, 69

Buckden, 2, 114–117

Burghley House, 141–145, 149

                                * * * * *

Cantley, 226

Carlton-upon-Trent, 205

Chicken Hill, 113

Coaches—

  “Amity,” Doncaster and Stamford, 212

  “Courier,” Leeds, 41

  “Edinburgh Mails” 15, 29–33, 184

  “Edinburgh Express” 15, 114

  “Edinburgh Stage” 34

  “Express,” Leeds, 41

  “Express,” York, 114

  “Highflyer,” London and York, 76

  “Highflyer,” London, York, and Edinburgh, 154

  “Lord Nelson,” London and Edinburgh, 22, 233, 234

  Mail Coaches, 30–33

  “Nelson,” Wakefield and Lincoln, 232

  “Post,” London and Carlisle, 22

  “Royal Forester,” Doncaster and Nottingham, 232

  “Royal Union,” London and Newcastle, 231

  Stage Coaches, 33–49

  “Stamford Regent” 18–21, 76, 107, 109, 138

  “Stamford and Retford Auxiliary Mail” 212

  “Union,” Leeds, 15, 41

  “Wellington,” London and Newcastle, 15, 234

  “York Four-Days Stage” 35

Coaching Accidents, 41

Coaching Notabilities—

  Barclay of Ury, 169

  Barker, of Welwyn, 88–90

  Barker, John, 138

  Cartwright, of Buckden, 114

  Chaplin, William, 16–18, 73

  Clark, George, 212, 214,

  Dennetts, The, of Retford, 211

  Hennesy, Tom, 88–90

  Herring, J. F., 231–234

  Horne, B. W., 17, 66

  Mountain, Mrs., 18, 22–25

  Nelson, Mrs., 18, 25

  Percivals, The, of Wansford and Greetham, 138, 158, 211

  Sherman, Edward, 14

  Waterhouse, William, 16

  Whincup, of Stamford, 149

  Wood, Richard, 231, 232, 233

Colsterworth, 176

Cromwell, 205

Cromwell, Oliver, 188

Cross Hall, 113

Crow Park, 206

Cycling Notabilities—

  Badlake, F. T., 112

  Butterfield, W. J. H., 112

  Edge, T. A., 111

  Edge, S. F., 111

  Fontaine, C. C., 112

  Goodwin, F. R., 112

  Hobson, T., 112

  Holbein, M. A., 112

  Hunt, G., 112

  James, J. M., 111

  Keith-Falconer, Hon. Ian, 111

  Mills, G. P., 112, 113

  Oxborrow, E., 113

  Pope, H. R., 111

  Sansom, H. H., 113

  Shirley, R., 113

  Shorland, F. W., 112

  Thorpe, J. H. Stanley, 111

  Wheaton, C, 111

  Wilson, H. E., 112

Cycling Records, 110–113

                                * * * * *

_Dead Drummer_, _The_, 120

De Foe, Daniel, 135, 188

Deighton, 243

De Quincey, Thos., 25, 30, 101

Diddington, 113, 120

Digswell Hill, 87

Doncaster, 226–235

                                * * * * *

East End, Finchley, 65

East Markham, 208

Eaton, 210

Eaton Socon, 110, 113

Elkisley, 209

Empingham, 157

Escrick, 243

                                * * * * *

Finchley, 65

Finchley Common, 66–72, 171

Foston, 193

Fulford, 243

                                * * * * *

Gamston, 208

Ganwick Corner, 80

Gate Fulford, 243

General Post Office, 2, 25–33, 241

Girtford, 109

Gonerby Hill, 189–193

Grantham, 176, 180–188, 197

Graveley, 105

Great Casterton, 154

Great Gonerby, 189

Great Ponton, 178–180

Greenhill Cross, 73

Greetham, 158

                                * * * * *

Hadley Green, 2, 80

Hadley Highstone, 80

Hardwick, 117

Hatfield, 2, 84–87

_Heart of Midlothian_, 189–193

Herring, J. F., 231–234

Hicks’s Hall, 2, 49

Highgate, 2, 51–65

Highgate Archway, 63–65, 111

Highgate Hill, 57–62

Highway Acts, 9

Highwaymen, 62, 69–72, 124, 175

  Bowland, John, 158

  Everett and Williams, 69

  Sheppard, Jack, 70

  Spiggott, — 68

  Turpin, Dick, 70, 193

Holloway, 2, 52

Horn Lane, 157

                                * * * * *

Inns (mentioned at length)

  “Angel,” Grantham, 182

  “Angel,” Islington, 49, 50

  “Angel,” Stilton, 125

  “Bald-faced Stag,” Finchley, 65

  “Beehive,” Grantham, 188

  “Bell,” Barnby Moor, 212–216

  “Bell,” Stilton, 125–128

  “Black Bull,” Witham Common, 158, 161

  “Black Lion,” Scarthing Moor, 206

  “Black Swan,” Holborn, 35

  “Black Swan,” York, 35

  “Blue Bell,” Barnby Moor, 212–216

  “Blue Bull,” Witham Common, 161

  “Blue Horse,” Great Ponton, 180

  “Brampton Hut” 117

  “Brown Cow,” Doncaster, 232–233

  “Bull and Mouth,” St. Martin’-le-Grand, 13–15

  “Clinton Arms,” Newark, 198, 200

  “Crown,” Bawtry, 223

  “Crown,” Selby, 241

  “Crown and Woolpack,” nr Stilton, 124

  “Dirt House,” Finchley, 66

  “Duke of York,” Ganwick Corner, 80

  “Gatehouse Tavern,” Highgate, 59

  “George,” Buckden, 114

  “George,” Grantham, 182–184

  “George,” Stamford, 146

  “George and Blue Boar,” Holborn, 18

  “Green Man,” Barnet, 76–79

  “Green Man,” Brown’s Wells, 69

  “Green Man and Still,” Oxford Street, 13, 18

  “Greetham Inn” 158, 211

  “Griffin” Whetstone, 72

  “Haycock,” Wansford, 136–140, 211

  “Jockey House” 209

  “Kate’s Cabin, 132

  “Lord Kitchener,” Stevenage, 105

  “Markham Moor” 208

  “Newcastle Arms,” Tuxford, 207

  “Norman Cross” 129

  “Old Castle,” Stevenage, 101

  “Old Red Lion,” Barnet, 79

  “Old White Lion,” Finchley, 66

  “Our Mutual Friend,” 104

  “Peacock,” Islington, 49

  “Ram,” Doncaster, 231

  “Ram,” Newark, 203

  “Ram Jam,” Stretton, 158–161

  “Red Lion,” Barnet, 76–79

  “Salutation,” Doncaster, 231

  “Saracen’s Head,” Snow Hill, 21–25

  “Saracen’s Head,” Newark, 191, 198

  “Scrooby” 216

  “Spread Eagle,” Gracechurch Street, 13, 18

  “Swan,” Stevenage, 96

  “Swan-with-two-Necks,” Gresham Street, 13–17

  “Volunteer,” Doncaster, 235

  “Waggon and Horses,” Stamford, 152

  “Wellington,” Welwyn, 90

  “Wheatsheaf,” Alconbury Hill, 121

  “White Hart,” Retford, 211–213

  “White Hart,” Welwyn, 88

  “White Horse,” Eaton Socon, 110

  “White Swan,” Biggleswade, 107

  “Whittington Stone Tavern,” 56

Islington, 2, 49–51

                                * * * * *

Jeanie Deans, 190–192, 198, 204

Jockey House, 209

                                * * * * *

Kate’s Cabin, 132

Knavesmire, 244

Knebworth, 92

                                * * * * *

Lambert, Daniel, 152

Lannock Hill, 105

Lemsford Mills, 87

Letchworth, 103, 106

Little Heath, 82

Long Bennington, 193

Lord of Burleigh, Tennyson’s, 141–145

Lower Codicote, 108

Lytton family, Earls Lytton, 92

                                * * * * *

Macadam, J. L., 6, 10, 12, 31

Mace, Thos, 6–8

Markham Moor, 208

Marston, 193

Matcham’s Bridge, 120

Metcalf, John, 10

Morison, Fynes, 97

Morpeth, 32

                                * * * * *

Newark-upon-Trent, 193–204

Newton, Sir Isaac, 176

_Nicholas Nickleby_, 22, 110, 184

Norman Cross, 129–133

North Finchley, 66

North Muskham, 205

North Road Cycling Club, 110, 113, 114

                                * * * * *

Old-time Travellers—

  Bacon, Francis Viscount Verulam, 61

  Barclay of Ury, 169

  Burke, Edmund, 69

  Calderwood of Coltness, Mrs., 128, 171

  Campbell, Lord Chancellor, 173

  Cary, Sir Robert, 166

  Charles I., 105, 149

  Eldon, Earl of, 172

  George III., 165

  George IV., 165

  Gladstone, W. E., 200

  James I., 165, 194

  Jeffrey, Lord, 184

  Jonson, Ben, 166

  Lepton, John, 166

  Londonderry, Marquis of, 170

  Mansfield, Earl of, 171

  Minto, Earl of, 71

  Misson, Henri, 51

  Monboddo, Lord, 170

  Pepys, Samuel, 73, 79, 105, 117

  Perlin, Estienne, 146

  Powell, Foster, 167

  Skene, Dr., 171

  Sterne, Rev. Laurence, 214

  Thoresby, Ralph, 124, 175

  Thornhill, Cooper, 126, 167

  Tucker, Henry St. George, 185

  Twining, Rev. Thomas, 146, 189, 214

  Wharton, Sir Ralph, 175

  Woulfe, Peter, 172

Old-time Travelling, 3–8, 11, 36–47, 96–101, 164–175, 184–186, 204–206,
214

                                * * * * *

Palmer, John, 30

Pedestrian Records, 166–169

Pilgrim Fathers, The, 218–220, 225

Posting, 98–101

Potter’s Bar, 80–82

Powell, Foster, 167

Prickler’s Hill, 74

                                * * * * *

Railways—37, 46, 75, 82, 93, 125, 174, 228, 234, 236

  Great Northern, 174, 228, 236

  London and Birmingham  (now London and North-Western) 75

  Midland, 234

  North Eastern, 236

Ranskill, 216

Retford, 208, 210–213

Riccall, 242

Roman Roads, 2–4

Rossington Bridge, 226

                                * * * * *

St. Martin’-le-Grand, 2, 14, 25–27

Sandy, 108

Sawtry St. Andrews, 124, 176

Sawtry Abbey, 124

Scarthing Moor, 205–207

Scott, Sir Walter, 51, 162, 164, 190, 192, 198, 204

Scrooby, 216–220

Selby, 238–242

Shaftholme Junction, 236

Sibson, 136

“Six Hills,” The, Stevenage, 94–96

South Muskham, 203, 205

Stamford, 140, 145–153

Stanborough, 87

Stangate Hill, 124

Statute Labour, 9

Stevenage, 2 93–96, 101–105

Stibbington, 136

Stilton, 9, 124–128

Stoke Rochford, 178

Stonegate Hole, 176

Stretton, 154, 161

Sutton-upon-Trent, 205

                                * * * * *

“Tally-ho Corner” 66

Telford, James, 10, 13, 31

Tempsford, 109

Thornhaugh, 140

Tickencote, 154

“Tingey’s Corner,” 108

Tophall, 226

Toplar’s Hill, 107

Torworth, 216

Trent, River, 203–205

Turnpike Acts, 9

Turnpike Gates, 10, 58, 59, 73–75, 82, 87, 105, 209, 218, 242

Turpin’s Oak, 70

Tuxford, 205–208

                                * * * * *

Wansford, 134

Water Newton, 133–140

Welwyn, 2, 88–91, 116

West Markham, 208

Weston, 206

Whetstone, 72

Whittington, Sir Richard, 53–56

Witham Common, 158, 161, 175

Woolmer Green, 93

Woolsthorpe Manor-House, 176

Wyboston, 109

Yaxley Barracks, 129–132

York, 244–246

Yorkshire, 220–223

Young, Revd. Edward, 90




FOOTNOTES.


{40}  These are pre-war (1914–18) prices.

{117}  He was baptised in the church of St. Bride, Fleet Street,
according to a discovery more recently made; and he would thus appear
really to have been a Londoner.

{165}  Tokens in imitation of the old guineas, which bore on their
reverse the George and Dragon device now used on our modern sovereigns.
The token represented the king on horseback (the Hanoverian White Horse),
with the legend “To Hanover.”