Transcribed from the 1919 Mills and Boon edition by David Price, email
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                               THE RED ONE


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                                    By
                               JACK LONDON

                                Author of
            “The Valley of the Moon,” “Jerry of the Islands,”
                 “Michael, Brother of Jerry,” etc., etc.

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                          MILLS & BOON, LIMITED
                             49 RUPERT STREET
                               LONDON, W.1.

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                             _Published 1919_

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       _Copyright in the United States of America by Jack London_.

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CONTENTS

                                        PAGE
THE RED ONE                               11
THE HUSSY                                 57
LIKE ARGUS OF THE ANCIENT TIMES           93
THE PRINCESS                             141




THE RED ONE


THERE it was!  The abrupt liberation of sound!  As he timed it with his
watch, Bassett likened it to the trump of an archangel.  Walls of cities,
he meditated, might well fall down before so vast and compelling a
summons.  For the thousandth time vainly he tried to analyse the
tone-quality of that enormous peal that dominated the land far into the
strong-holds of the surrounding tribes.  The mountain gorge which was its
source rang to the rising tide of it until it brimmed over and flooded
earth and sky and air.  With the wantonness of a sick man’s fancy, he
likened it to the mighty cry of some Titan of the Elder World vexed with
misery or wrath.  Higher and higher it arose, challenging and demanding
in such profounds of volume that it seemed intended for ears beyond the
narrow confines of the solar system.  There was in it, too, the clamour
of protest in that there were no ears to hear and comprehend its
utterance.

—Such the sick man’s fancy.  Still he strove to analyse the sound.
Sonorous as thunder was it, mellow as a golden bell, thin and sweet as a
thrummed taut cord of silver—no; it was none of these, nor a blend of
these.  There were no words nor semblances in his vocabulary and
experience with which to describe the totality of that sound.

Time passed.  Minutes merged into quarters of hours, and quarters of
hours into half-hours, and still the sound persisted, ever changing from
its initial vocal impulse yet never receiving fresh impulse—fading,
dimming, dying as enormously as it had sprung into being.  It became a
confusion of troubled mutterings and babblings and colossal whisperings.
Slowly it withdrew, sob by sob, into whatever great bosom had birthed it,
until it whimpered deadly whispers of wrath and as equally seductive
whispers of delight, striving still to be heard, to convey some cosmic
secret, some understanding of infinite import and value.  It dwindled to
a ghost of sound that had lost its menace and promise, and became a thing
that pulsed on in the sick man’s consciousness for minutes after it had
ceased.  When he could hear it no longer, Bassett glanced at his watch.
An hour had elapsed ere that archangel’s trump had subsided into tonal
nothingness.

Was this, then, _his_ dark tower?—Bassett pondered, remembering his
Browning and gazing at his skeleton-like and fever-wasted hands.  And the
fancy made him smile—of Childe Roland bearing a slug-horn to his lips
with an arm as feeble as his was.  Was it months, or years, he asked
himself, since he first heard that mysterious call on the beach at
Ringmanu?  To save himself he could not tell.  The long sickness had been
most long.  In conscious count of time he knew of months, many of them;
but he had no way of estimating the long intervals of delirium and
stupor.  And how fared Captain Bateman of the blackbirder _Nari_? he
wondered; and had Captain Bateman’s drunken mate died of delirium tremens
yet?

From which vain speculations, Bassett turned idly to review all that had
occurred since that day on the beach of Ringmanu when he first heard the
sound and plunged into the jungle after it.  Sagawa had protested.  He
could see him yet, his queer little monkeyish face eloquent with fear,
his back burdened with specimen cases, in his hands Bassett’s butterfly
net and naturalist’s shot-gun, as he quavered, in Bêche-de-mer English:
“Me fella too much fright along bush.  Bad fella boy, too much stop’m
along bush.”

Bassett smiled sadly at the recollection.  The little New Hanover boy had
been frightened, but had proved faithful, following him without hesitancy
into the bush in the quest after the source of the wonderful sound.  No
fire-hollowed tree-trunk, that, throbbing war through the jungle depths,
had been Bassett’s conclusion.  Erroneous had been his next conclusion,
namely, that the source or cause could not be more distant than an hour’s
walk, and that he would easily be back by mid-afternoon to be picked up
by the _Nari’s_ whale-boat.

“That big fella noise no good, all the same devil-devil,” Sagawa had
adjudged.  And Sagawa had been right.  Had he not had his head hacked off
within the day?  Bassett shuddered.  Without doubt Sagawa had been eaten
as well by the “bad fella boys too much” that stopped along the bush.  He
could see him, as he had last seen him, stripped of the shot-gun and all
the naturalist’s gear of his master, lying on the narrow trail where he
had been decapitated barely the moment before.  Yes, within a minute the
thing had happened.  Within a minute, looking back, Bassett had seen him
trudging patiently along under his burdens.  Then Bassett’s own trouble
had come upon him.  He looked at the cruelly healed stumps of the first
and second fingers of his left hand, then rubbed them softly into the
indentation in the back of his skull.  Quick as had been the flash of the
long handled tomahawk, he had been quick enough to duck away his head and
partially to deflect the stroke with his up-flung hand.  Two fingers and
a hasty scalp-wound had been the price he paid for his life.  With one
barrel of his ten-gauge shot-gun he had blown the life out of the bushman
who had so nearly got him; with the other barrel he had peppered the
bushmen bending over Sagawa, and had the pleasure of knowing that the
major portion of the charge had gone into the one who leaped away with
Sagawa’s head.  Everything had occurred in a flash.  Only himself, the
slain bushman, and what remained of Sagawa, were in the narrow, wild-pig
run of a path.  From the dark jungle on either side came no rustle of
movement or sound of life.  And he had suffered distinct and dreadful
shock.  For the first time in his life he had killed a human being, and
he knew nausea as he contemplated the mess of his handiwork.

Then had begun the chase.  He retreated up the pig-run before his
hunters, who were between him and the beach.  How many there were, he
could not guess.  There might have been one, or a hundred, for aught he
saw of them.  That some of them took to the trees and travelled along
through the jungle roof he was certain; but at the most he never glimpsed
more than an occasional flitting of shadows.   No bow-strings twanged
that he could hear; but every little while, whence discharged he knew
not, tiny arrows whispered past him or struck tree-boles and fluttered to
the ground beside him.  They were bone-tipped and feather shafted, and
the feathers, torn from the breasts of humming-birds, iridesced like
jewels.

Once—and now, after the long lapse of time, he chuckled gleefully at the
recollection—he had detected a shadow above him that came to instant rest
as he turned his gaze upward.  He could make out nothing, but, deciding
to chance it, had fired at it a heavy charge of number five shot.
Squalling like an infuriated cat, the shadow crashed down through
tree-ferns and orchids and thudded upon the earth at his feet, and, still
squalling its rage and pain, had sunk its human teeth into the ankle of
his stout tramping boot.  He, on the other hand, was not idle, and with
his free foot had done what reduced the squalling to silence.  So inured
to savagery has Bassett since become, that he chuckled again with the
glee of the recollection.

What a night had followed!  Small wonder that he had accumulated such a
virulence and variety of fevers, he thought, as he recalled that
sleepless night of torment, when the throb of his wounds was as nothing
compared with the myriad stings of the mosquitoes.  There had been no
escaping them, and he had not dared to light a fire.  They had literally
pumped his body full of poison, so that, with the coming of day, eyes
swollen almost shut, he had stumbled blindly on, not caring much when his
head should be hacked off and his carcass started on the way of Sagawa’s
to the cooking fire.  Twenty-four hours had made a wreck of him—of mind
as well as body.  He had scarcely retained his wits at all, so maddened
was he by the tremendous inoculation of poison he had received.  Several
times he fired his shot-gun with effect into the shadows that dogged him.
Stinging day insects and gnats added to his torment, while his bloody
wounds attracted hosts of loathsome flies that clung sluggishly to his
flesh and had to be brushed off and crushed off.

Once, in that day, he heard again the wonderful sound, seemingly more
distant, but rising imperiously above the nearer war-drums in the bush.
Right there was where he had made his mistake.  Thinking that he had
passed beyond it and that, therefore, it was between him and the beach of
Ringmanu, he had worked back toward it when in reality he was penetrating
deeper and deeper into the mysterious heart of the unexplored island.
That night, crawling in among the twisted roots of a banyan tree, he had
slept from exhaustion while the mosquitoes had had their will of him.

Followed days and nights that were vague as nightmares in his memory.
One clear vision he remembered was of suddenly finding himself in the
midst of a bush village and watching the old men and children fleeing
into the jungle.  All had fled but one.  From close at hand and above
him, a whimpering as of some animal in pain and terror had startled him.
And looking up he had seen her—a girl, or young woman rather, suspended
by one arm in the cooking sun.  Perhaps for days she had so hung.  Her
swollen, protruding tongue spoke as much.  Still alive, she gazed at him
with eyes of terror.  Past help, he decided, as he noted the swellings of
her legs which advertised that the joints had been crushed and the great
bones broken.  He resolved to shoot her, and there the vision terminated.
He could not remember whether he had or not, any more than could he
remember how he chanced to be in that village, or how he succeeded in
getting away from it.

Many pictures, unrelated, came and went in Bassett’s mind as he reviewed
that period of his terrible wanderings.  He remembered invading another
village of a dozen houses and driving all before him with his shot-gun
save, for one old man, too feeble to flee, who spat at him and whined and
snarled as he dug open a ground-oven and from amid the hot stones dragged
forth a roasted pig that steamed its essence deliciously through its
green-leaf wrappings.  It was at this place that a wantonness of savagery
had seized upon him.  Having feasted, ready to depart with a hind-quarter
of the pig in his hand, he deliberately fired the grass thatch of a house
with his burning glass.

But seared deepest of all in Bassett’s brain, was the dank and noisome
jungle.  It actually stank with evil, and it was always twilight.  Rarely
did a shaft of sunlight penetrate its matted roof a hundred feet
overhead.  And beneath that roof was an aerial ooze of vegetation, a
monstrous, parasitic dripping of decadent life-forms that rooted in death
and lived on death.  And through all this he drifted, ever pursued by the
flitting shadows of the anthropophagi, themselves ghosts of evil that
dared not face him in battle but that knew that, soon or late, they would
feed on him.  Bassett remembered that at the time, in lucid moments, he
had likened himself to a wounded bull pursued by plains’ coyotes too
cowardly to battle with him for the meat of him, yet certain of the
inevitable end of him when they would be full gorged.  As the bull’s
horns and stamping hoofs kept off the coyotes, so his shot-gun kept off
these Solomon Islanders, these twilight shades of bushmen of the island
of Guadalcanal.

Came the day of the grass lands.  Abruptly, as if cloven by the sword of
God in the hand of God, the jungle terminated.  The edge of it,
perpendicular and as black as the infamy of it, was a hundred feet up and
down.  And, beginning at the edge of it, grew the grass—sweet, soft,
tender, pasture grass that would have delighted the eyes and beasts of
any husbandman and that extended, on and on, for leagues and leagues of
velvet verdure, to the backbone of the great island, the towering
mountain range flung up by some ancient earth-cataclysm, serrated and
gullied but not yet erased by the erosive tropic rains.  But the grass!
He had crawled into it a dozen yards, buried his face in it, smelled it,
and broken down in a fit of involuntary weeping.

And, while he wept, the wonderful sound had pealed forth—if by _peal_, he
had often thought since, an adequate description could be given of the
enunciation of so vast a sound melting sweet.  Sweet it was, as no sound
ever heard.  Vast it was, of so mighty a resonance that it might have
proceeded from some brazen-throated monster.  And yet it called to him
across that leagues-wide savannah, and was like a benediction to his
long-suffering, pain racked spirit.

He remembered how he lay there in the grass, wet-cheeked but no longer
sobbing, listening to the sound and wondering that he had been able to
hear it on the beach of Ringmanu.  Some freak of air pressures and air
currents, he reflected, had made it possible for the sound to carry so
far.  Such conditions might not happen again in a thousand days or ten
thousand days, but the one day it had happened had been the day he landed
from the _Nari_ for several hours’ collecting.  Especially had he been in
quest of the famed jungle butterfly, a foot across from wing-tip to
wing-tip, as velvet-dusky of lack of colour as was the gloom of the roof,
of such lofty arboreal habits that it resorted only to the jungle roof
and could be brought down only by a dose of shot.  It was for this
purpose that Sagawa had carried the ten-gauge shot-gun.

Two days and nights he had spent crawling across that belt of grass land.
He had suffered much, but pursuit had ceased at the jungle-edge.  And he
would have died of thirst had not a heavy thunderstorm revived him on the
second day.

And then had come Balatta.  In the first shade, where the savannah
yielded to the dense mountain jungle, he had collapsed to die.  At first
she had squealed with delight at sight of his helplessness, and was for
beating his brain out with a stout forest branch.  Perhaps it was his
very utter helplessness that had appealed to her, and perhaps it was her
human curiosity that made her refrain.  At any rate, she had refrained,
for he opened his eyes again under the impending blow, and saw her
studying him intently.  What especially struck her about him were his
blue eyes and white skin.  Coolly she had squatted on her hams, spat on
his arm, and with her finger-tips scrubbed away the dirt of days and
nights of muck and jungle that sullied the pristine whiteness of his
skin.

And everything about her had struck him especially, although there was
nothing conventional about her at all.  He laughed weakly at the
recollection, for she had been as innocent of garb as Eve before the
fig-leaf adventure.  Squat and lean at the same time, asymmetrically
limbed, string-muscled as if with lengths of cordage, dirt-caked from
infancy save for casual showers, she was as unbeautiful a prototype of
woman as he, with a scientist’s eye, had ever gazed upon.  Her breasts
advertised at the one time her maturity and youth; and, if by nothing
else, her sex was advertised by the one article of finery with which she
was adorned, namely a pig’s tail, thrust though a hole in her left
ear-lobe.  So lately had the tail been severed, that its raw end still
oozed blood that dried upon her shoulder like so much candle-droppings.
And her face!  A twisted and wizened complex of apish features,
perforated by upturned, sky-open, Mongolian nostrils, by a mouth that
sagged from a huge upper-lip and faded precipitately into a retreating
chin, by peering querulous eyes that blinked as blink the eyes of
denizens of monkey-cages.

Not even the water she brought him in a forest-leaf, and the ancient and
half-putrid chunk of roast pig, could redeem in the slightest the
grotesque hideousness of her.  When he had eaten weakly for a space, he
closed his eyes in order not to see her, although again and again she
poked them open to peer at the blue of them.  Then had come the sound.
Nearer, much nearer, he knew it to be; and he knew equally well, despite
the weary way he had come, that it was still many hours distant.  The
effect of it on her had been startling.  She cringed under it, with
averted face, moaning and chattering with fear.  But after it had lived
its full life of an hour, he closed his eyes and fell asleep with Balatta
brushing the flies from him.

When he awoke it was night, and she was gone.  But he was aware of
renewed strength, and, by then too thoroughly inoculated by the mosquito
poison to suffer further inflammation, he closed his eyes and slept an
unbroken stretch till sun-up.  A little later Balatta had returned,
bringing with her a half-dozen women who, unbeautiful as they were, were
patently not so unbeautiful as she.  She evidenced by her conduct that
she considered him her find, her property, and the pride she took in
showing him off would have been ludicrous had his situation not been so
desperate.

Later, after what had been to him a terrible journey of miles, when he
collapsed in front of the devil-devil house in the shadow of the
breadfruit tree, she had shown very lively ideas on the matter of
retaining possession of him.  Ngurn, whom Bassett was to know afterward
as the devil-devil doctor, priest, or medicine man of the village, had
wanted his head.  Others of the grinning and chattering monkey-men, all
as stark of clothes and bestial of appearance as Balatta, had wanted his
body for the roasting oven.  At that time he had not understood their
language, if by _language_ might be dignified the uncouth sounds they
made to represent ideas.  But Bassett had thoroughly understood the
matter of debate, especially when the men pressed and prodded and felt of
the flesh of him as if he were so much commodity in a butcher’s stall.

Balatta had been losing the debate rapidly, when the accident happened.
One of the men, curiously examining Bassett’s shot-gun, managed to cock
and pull a trigger.  The recoil of the butt into the pit of the man’s
stomach had not been the most sanguinary result, for the charge of shot,
at a distance of a yard, had blown the head of one of the debaters into
nothingness.

Even Balatta joined the others in flight, and, ere they returned, his
senses already reeling from the oncoming fever-attack, Bassett had
regained possession of the gun.  Whereupon, although his teeth chattered
with the ague and his swimming eyes could scarcely see, he held on to his
fading consciousness until he could intimidate the bushmen with the
simple magics of compass, watch, burning glass, and matches.  At the
last, with due emphasis, of solemnity and awfulness, he had killed a
young pig with his shot-gun and promptly fainted.

Bassett flexed his arm-muscles in quest of what possible strength might
reside in such weakness, and dragged himself slowly and totteringly to
his feet.  He was shockingly emaciated; yet, during the various
convalescences of the many months of his long sickness, he had never
regained quite the same degree of strength as this time.  What he feared
was another relapse such as he had already frequently experienced.
Without drugs, without even quinine, he had managed so far to live
through a combination of the most pernicious and most malignant of
malarial and black-water fevers.  But could he continue to endure?  Such
was his everlasting query.  For, like the genuine scientist he was, he
would not be content to die until he had solved the secret of the sound.

Supported by a staff, he staggered the few steps to the devil-devil house
where death and Ngurn reigned in gloom.  Almost as infamously dark and
evil-stinking as the jungle was the devil-devil house—in Bassett’s
opinion.  Yet therein was usually to be found his favourite crony and
gossip, Ngurn, always willing for a yarn or a discussion, the while he
sat in the ashes of death and in a slow smoke shrewdly revolved curing
human heads suspended from the rafters.  For, through the months’
interval of consciousness of his long sickness, Bassett had mastered the
psychological simplicities and lingual difficulties of the language of
the tribe of Ngurn and Balatta and Vngngn—the latter the addle-headed
young chief who was ruled by Ngurn, and who, whispered intrigue had it,
was the son of Ngurn.

“Will the Red One speak to-day?” Bassett asked, by this time so
accustomed to the old man’s gruesome occupation as to take even an
interest in the progress of the smoke-curing.

With the eye of an expert Ngurn examined the particular head he was at
work upon.

“It will be ten days before I can say ‘finish,’” he said.  “Never has any
man fixed heads like these.”

Bassett smiled inwardly at the old fellow’s reluctance to talk with him
of the Red One.  It had always been so.  Never, by any chance, had Ngurn
or any other member of the weird tribe divulged the slightest hint of any
physical characteristic of the Red One.  Physical the Red One must be, to
emit the wonderful sound, and though it was called the Red One, Bassett
could not be sure that red represented the colour of it.  Red enough were
the deeds and powers of it, from what abstract clues he had gleaned.  Not
alone, had Ngurn informed him, was the Red One more bestial powerful than
the neighbour tribal gods, ever athirst for the red blood of living human
sacrifices, but the neighbour gods themselves were sacrificed and
tormented before him.  He was the god of a dozen allied villages similar
to this one, which was the central and commanding village of the
federation.  By virtue of the Red One many alien villages had been
devastated and even wiped out, the prisoners sacrificed to the Red One.
This was true to-day, and it extended back into old history carried down
by word of mouth through the generations.  When he, Ngurn, had been a
young man, the tribes beyond the grass lands had made a war raid.  In the
counter raid, Ngurn and his fighting folk had made many prisoners.  Of
children alone over five score living had been bled white before the Red
One, and many, many more men and women.

The Thunderer was another of Ngurn’s names for the mysterious deity.
Also at times was he called The Loud Shouter, The God-Voiced, The
Bird-Throated, The One with the Throat Sweet as the Throat of the
Honey-Bird, The Sun Singer, and The Star-Born.

Why The Star-Born?  In vain Bassett interrogated Ngurn.  According to
that old devil-devil doctor, the Red One had always been, just where he
was at present, for ever singing and thundering his will over men.  But
Ngurn’s father, wrapped in decaying grass-matting and hanging even then
over their heads among the smoky rafters of the devil-devil house, had
held otherwise.  That departed wise one had believed that the Red One
came from out of the starry night, else why—so his argument had run—had
the old and forgotten ones passed his name down as the Star-Born?
Bassett could not but recognize something cogent in such argument.  But
Ngurn affirmed the long years of his long life, wherein he had gazed upon
many starry nights, yet never had he found a star on grass land or in
jungle depth—and he had looked for them.  True, he had beheld shooting
stars (this in reply to Bassett’s contention); but likewise had he beheld
the phosphorescence of fungoid growths and rotten meat and fireflies on
dark nights, and the flames of wood-fires and of blazing candle-nuts; yet
what were flame and blaze and glow when they had flamed and blazed and
glowed?  Answer: memories, memories only, of things which had ceased to
be, like memories of matings accomplished, of feasts forgotten, of
desires that were the ghosts of desires, flaring, flaming, burning, yet
unrealized in achievement of easement and satisfaction.  Where was the
appetite of yesterday? the roasted flesh of the wild pig the hunter’s
arrow failed to slay? the maid, unwed and dead ere the young man knew
her?

A memory was not a star, was Ngurn’s contention.  How could a memory be a
star?  Further, after all his long life he still observed the starry
night-sky unaltered.  Never had he noted the absence of a single star
from its accustomed place.  Besides, stars were fire, and the Red One was
not fire—which last involuntary betrayal told Bassett nothing.

“Will the Red One speak to-morrow?” he queried.

Ngurn shrugged his shoulders as who should say.

“And the day after?—and the day after that?” Bassett persisted.

“I would like to have the curing of your head,” Ngurn changed the
subject.  “It is different from any other head.  No devil-devil has a
head like it.  Besides, I would cure it well.  I would take months and
months.  The moons would come and the moons would go, and the smoke would
be very slow, and I should myself gather the materials for the curing
smoke.  The skin would not wrinkle.  It would be as smooth as your skin
now.”

He stood up, and from the dim rafters, grimed with the smoking of
countless heads, where day was no more than a gloom, took down a
matting-wrapped parcel and began to open it.

“It is a head like yours,” he said, “but it is poorly cured.”

Bassett had pricked up his ears at the suggestion that it was a white
man’s head; for he had long since come to accept that these
jungle-dwellers, in the midmost centre of the great island, had never had
intercourse with white men.  Certainly he had found them without the
almost universal bêche-de-mer English of the west South Pacific.  Nor had
they knowledge of tobacco, nor of gunpowder.  Their few precious knives,
made from lengths of hoop-iron, and their few and more precious tomahawks
from cheap trade hatchets, he had surmised they had captured in war from
the bushmen of the jungle beyond the grass lands, and that they, in turn,
had similarly gained them from the salt-water men who fringed the coral
beaches of the shore and had contact with the occasional white men.

“The folk in the out beyond do not know how to cure heads,” old Ngurn
explained, as he drew forth from the filthy matting and placed in
Bassett’s hands an indubitable white man’s head.

Ancient it was beyond question; white it was as the blond hair attested.
He could have sworn it once belonged to an Englishman, and to an
Englishman of long before by token of the heavy gold circlets still
threaded in the withered ear-lobes.

“Now your head . . . ” the devil-devil doctor began on his favourite
topic.

“I’ll tell you what,” Bassett interrupted, struck by a new idea.  “When I
die I’ll let you have my head to cure, if, first, you take me to look
upon the Red One.”

“I will have your head anyway when you are dead,” Ngurn rejected the
proposition.  He added, with the brutal frankness of the savage:
“Besides, you have not long to live.  You are almost a dead man now.  You
will grow less strong.  In not many months I shall have you here turning
and turning in the smoke.  It is pleasant, through the long afternoons,
to turn the head of one you have known as well as I know you.  And I
shall talk to you and tell you the many secrets you want to know.  Which
will not matter, for you will be dead.”

“Ngurn,” Bassett threatened in sudden anger.  “You know the Baby Thunder
in the Iron that is mine.”  (This was in reference to his all-potent and
all-awful shotgun.)  “I can kill you any time, and then you will not get
my head.”

“Just the same, will Vngngn, or some one else of my folk get it,” Ngurn
complacently assured him.  “And just the same will it in the end turn
devil-devil house in the smoke.  The quicker you slay me with your Baby
Thunder, the quicker will your head turn in the smoke.”

And Bassett knew he was beaten in the discussion.

What was the Red One?—Bassett asked himself a thousand times in the
succeeding week, while he seemed to grow stronger.  What was the source
of the wonderful sound?  What was this Sun Singer, this Star-Born One,
this mysterious deity, as bestial-conducted as the black and kinky-headed
and monkey-like human beasts who worshipped it, and whose silver-sweet,
bull-mouthed singing and commanding he had heard at the taboo distance
for so long?

Ngurn had he failed to bribe with the inevitable curing of his head when
he was dead.  Vngngn, imbecile and chief that he was, was too imbecilic,
too much under the sway of Ngurn, to be considered.  Remained Balatta,
who, from the time she found him and poked his blue eyes open to
recrudescence of her grotesque female hideousness, had continued his
adorer.  Woman she was, and he had long known that the only way to win
from her treason of her tribe was through the woman’s heart of her.

Bassett was a fastidious man.  He had never recovered from the initial
horror caused by Balatta’s female awfulness.  Back in England, even at
best the charm of woman, to him, had never been robust.  Yet now,
resolutely, as only a man can do who is capable of martyring himself for
the cause of science, he proceeded to violate all the fineness and
delicacy of his nature by making love to the unthinkably disgusting
bushwoman.

He shuddered, but with averted face hid his grimaces and swallowed his
gorge as he put his arm around her dirt-crusted shoulders and felt the
contact of her rancid oily and kinky hair with his neck and chin.  But he
nearly screamed when she succumbed to that caress so at the very first of
the courtship and mowed and gibbered and squealed little, queer, pig-like
gurgly noises of delight.  It was too much.  And the next he did in the
singular courtship was to take her down to the stream and give her a
vigorous scrubbing.

From then on he devoted himself to her like a true swain as frequently
and for as long at a time as his will could override his repugnance.  But
marriage, which she ardently suggested, with due observance of tribal
custom, he balked at.  Fortunately, taboo rule was strong in the tribe.
Thus, Ngurn could never touch bone, or flesh, or hide of crocodile.  This
had been ordained at his birth.  Vngngn was denied ever the touch of
woman.  Such pollution, did it chance to occur, could be purged only by
the death of the offending female.  It had happened once, since Bassett’s
arrival, when a girl of nine, running in play, stumbled and fell against
the sacred chief.  And the girl-child was seen no more.  In whispers,
Balatta told Bassett that she had been three days and nights in dying
before the Red One.  As for Balatta, the breadfruit was taboo to her.
For which Bassett was thankful.  The taboo might have been water.

For himself, he fabricated a special taboo.  Only could he marry, he
explained, when the Southern Cross rode highest in the sky.  Knowing his
astronomy, he thus gained a reprieve of nearly nine months; and he was
confident that within that time he would either be dead or escaped to the
coast with full knowledge of the Red One and of the source of the Red
One’s wonderful voice.  At first he had fancied the Red One to be some
colossal statue, like Memnon, rendered vocal under certain temperature
conditions of sunlight.  But when, after a war raid, a batch of prisoners
was brought in and the sacrifice made at night, in the midst of rain,
when the sun could play no part, the Red One had been more vocal than
usual, Bassett discarded that hypothesis.

In company with Balatta, sometimes with men and parties of women, the
freedom of the jungle was his for three quadrants of the compass.  But
the fourth quadrant, which contained the Red One’s abiding place, was
taboo.  He made more thorough love to Balatta—also saw to it that she
scrubbed herself more frequently.  Eternal female she was, capable of any
treason for the sake of love.  And, though the sight of her was
provocative of nausea and the contact of her provocative of despair,
although he could not escape her awfulness in his dream-haunted
nightmares of her, he nevertheless was aware of the cosmic verity of sex
that animated her and that made her own life of less value than the
happiness of her lover with whom she hoped to mate.  Juliet or Balatta?
Where was the intrinsic difference?  The soft and tender product of
ultra-civilization, or her bestial prototype of a hundred thousand years
before her?—there was no difference.

Bassett was a scientist first, a humanist afterward.  In the jungle-heart
of Guadalcanal he put the affair to the test, as in the laboratory he
would have put to the test any chemical reaction.  He increased his
feigned ardour for the bushwoman, at the same time increasing the
imperiousness of his will of desire over her to be led to look upon the
Red One face to face.  It was the old story, he recognized, that the
woman must pay, and it occurred when the two of them, one day, were
catching the unclassified and unnamed little black fish, an inch long,
half-eel and half-scaled, rotund with salmon-golden roe, that frequented
the fresh water, and that were esteemed, raw and whole, fresh or putrid,
a perfect delicacy.  Prone in the muck of the decaying jungle-floor,
Balatta threw herself, clutching his ankles with her hands kissing his
feet and making slubbery noises that chilled his backbone up and down
again.  She begged him to kill her rather than exact this ultimate
love-payment.  She told him of the penalty of breaking the taboo of the
Red One—a week of torture, living, the details of which she yammered out
from her face in the mire until he realized that he was yet a tyro in
knowledge of the frightfulness the human was capable of wreaking on the
human.

Yet did Bassett insist on having his man’s will satisfied, at the woman’s
risk, that he might solve the mystery of the Red One’s singing, though
she should die long and horribly and screaming.  And Balatta, being mere
woman, yielded.  She led him into the forbidden quadrant.  An abrupt
mountain, shouldering in from the north to meet a similar intrusion from
the south, tormented the stream in which they had fished into a deep and
gloomy gorge.  After a mile along the gorge, the way plunged sharply
upward until they crossed a saddle of raw limestone which attracted his
geologist’s eye.  Still climbing, although he paused often from sheer
physical weakness, they scaled forest-clad heights until they emerged on
a naked mesa or tableland.  Bassett recognized the stuff of its
composition as black volcanic sand, and knew that a pocket magnet could
have captured a full load of the sharply angular grains he trod upon.

And then holding Balatta by the hand and leading her onward, he came to
it—a tremendous pit, obviously artificial, in the heart of the plateau.
Old history, the South Seas Sailing Directions, scores of remembered data
and connotations swift and furious, surged through his brain.  It was
Mendana who had discovered the islands and named them Solomon’s,
believing that he had found that monarch’s fabled mines.  They had
laughed at the old navigator’s child-like credulity; and yet here stood
himself, Bassett, on the rim of an excavation for all the world like the
diamond pits of South Africa.

But no diamond this that he gazed down upon.  Rather was it a pearl, with
the depth of iridescence of a pearl; but of a size all pearls of earth
and time, welded into one, could not have totalled; and of a colour
undreamed of in any pearl, or of anything else, for that matter, for it
was the colour of the Red One.  And the Red One himself Bassett knew it
to be on the instant.  A perfect sphere, full two hundred feet in
diameter, the top of it was a hundred feet below the level of the rim.
He likened the colour quality of it to lacquer.  Indeed, he took it to be
some sort of lacquer, applied by man, but a lacquer too marvellously
clever to have been manufactured by the bush-folk.  Brighter than bright
cherry-red, its richness of colour was as if it were red builded upon
red.  It glowed and iridesced in the sunlight as if gleaming up from
underlay under underlay of red.

In vain Balatta strove to dissuade him from descending.  She threw
herself in the dirt; but, when he continued down the trail that spiralled
the pit-wall, she followed, cringing and whimpering her terror.  That the
red sphere had been dug out as a precious thing, was patent.  Considering
the paucity of members of the federated twelve villages and their
primitive tools and methods, Bassett knew that the toil of a myriad
generations could scarcely have made that enormous excavation.

He found the pit bottom carpeted with human bones, among which, battered
and defaced, lay village gods of wood and stone.  Some, covered with
obscene totemic figures and designs, were carved from solid tree trunks
forty or fifty feet in length.  He noted the absence of the shark and
turtle gods, so common among the shore villages, and was amazed at the
constant recurrence of the helmet motive.  What did these jungle savages
of the dark heart of Guadalcanal know of helmets?  Had Mendana’s
men-at-arms worn helmets and penetrated here centuries before?  And if
not, then whence had the bush-folk caught the motive?

Advancing over the litter of gods and bones, Balatta whimpering at his
heels, Bassett entered the shadow of the Red One and passed on under its
gigantic overhang until he touched it with his finger-tips.  No lacquer
that.  Nor was the surface smooth as it should have been in the case of
lacquer.  On the contrary, it was corrugated and pitted, with here and
there patches that showed signs of heat and fusing.  Also, the substance
of it was metal, though unlike any metal, or combination of metals, he
had ever known.  As for the colour itself, he decided it to be no
application.  It was the intrinsic colour of the metal itself.

He moved his finger-tips, which up to that had merely rested, along the
surface, and felt the whole gigantic sphere quicken and live and respond.
It was incredible!  So light a touch on so vast a mass!  Yet did it
quiver under the finger-tip caress in rhythmic vibrations that became
whisperings and rustlings and mutterings of sound—but of sound so
different; so elusively thin that it was shimmeringly sibilant; so mellow
that it was maddening sweet, piping like an elfin horn, which last was
just what Bassett decided would be like a peal from some bell of the gods
reaching earthward from across space.

He looked at Balatta with swift questioning; but the voice of the Red One
he had evoked had flung her face downward and moaning among the bones.
He returned to contemplation of the prodigy.  Hollow it was, and of no
metal known on earth, was his conclusion.  It was right-named by the ones
of old-time as the Star-Born.  Only from the stars could it have come,
and no thing of chance was it.  It was a creation of artifice and mind.
Such perfection of form, such hollowness that it certainly possessed,
could not be the result of mere fortuitousness.  A child of
intelligences, remote and unguessable, working corporally in metals, it
indubitably was.  He stared at it in amaze, his brain a racing wild-fire
of hypotheses to account for this far-journeyer who had adventured the
night of space, threaded the stars, and now rose before him and above
him, exhumed by patient anthropophagi, pitted and lacquered by its fiery
bath in two atmospheres.

But was the colour a lacquer of heat upon some familiar metal?  Or was it
an intrinsic quality of the metal itself?  He thrust in the blue-point of
his pocket-knife to test the constitution of the stuff.  Instantly the
entire sphere burst into a mighty whispering, sharp with protest, almost
twanging goldenly, if a whisper could possibly be considered to twang,
rising higher, sinking deeper, the two extremes of the registry of sound
threatening to complete the circle and coalesce into the bull-mouthed
thundering he had so often heard beyond the taboo distance.

Forgetful of safety, of his own life itself, entranced by the wonder of
the unthinkable and unguessable thing, he raised his knife to strike
heavily from a long stroke, but was prevented by Balatta.  She upreared
on her own knees in an agony of terror, clasping his knees and
supplicating him to desist.  In the intensity of her desire to impress
him, she put her forearm between her teeth and sank them to the bone.

He scarcely observed her act, although he yielded automatically to his
gentler instincts and withheld the knife-hack.  To him, human life had
dwarfed to microscopic proportions before this colossal portent of higher
life from within the distances of the sidereal universe.  As had she been
a dog, he kicked the ugly little bushwoman to her feet and compelled her
to start with him on an encirclement of the base.  Part way around, he
encountered horrors.  Even, among the others, did he recognize the
sun-shrivelled remnant of the nine-years girl who had accidentally broken
Chief Vngngn’s personality taboo.  And, among what was left of these that
had passed, he encountered what was left of one who had not yet passed.
Truly had the bush-folk named themselves into the name of the Red One,
seeing in him their own image which they strove to placate and please
with such red offerings.

Farther around, always treading the bones and images of humans and gods
that constituted the floor of this ancient charnel-house of sacrifice, he
came upon the device by which the Red One was made to send his call
singing thunderingly across the jungle-belts and grass-lands to the far
beach of Ringmanu.  Simple and primitive was it as was the Red One’s
consummate artifice.  A great king-post, half a hundred feet in length,
seasoned by centuries of superstitious care, carven into dynasties of
gods, each superimposed, each helmeted, each seated in the open mouth of
a crocodile, was slung by ropes, twisted of climbing vegetable parasites,
from the apex of a tripod of three great forest trunks, themselves carved
into grinning and grotesque adumbrations of man’s modern concepts of art
and god.  From the striker king-post, were suspended ropes of climbers to
which men could apply their strength and direction.  Like a battering
ram, this king-post could be driven end-onward against the mighty
red-iridescent sphere.

Here was where Ngurn officiated and functioned religiously for himself
and the twelve tribes under him.  Bassett laughed aloud, almost with
madness, at the thought of this wonderful messenger, winged with
intelligence across space, to fall into a bushman stronghold and be
worshipped by ape-like, man-eating and head-hunting savages.  It was as
if God’s World had fallen into the muck mire of the abyss underlying the
bottom of hell; as if Jehovah’s Commandments had been presented on carved
stone to the monkeys of the monkey cage at the Zoo; as if the Sermon on
the Mount had been preached in a roaring bedlam of lunatics.

                                * * * * *

The slow weeks passed.  The nights, by election, Bassett spent on the
ashen floor of the devil-devil house, beneath the ever-swinging,
slow-curing heads.  His reason for this was that it was taboo to the
lesser sex of woman, and therefore, a refuge for him from Balatta, who
grew more persecutingly and perilously loverly as the Southern Cross rode
higher in the sky and marked the imminence of her nuptials.  His days
Bassett spent in a hammock swung under the shade of the great breadfruit
tree before the devil-devil house.  There were breaks in this programme,
when, in the comas of his devastating fever-attacks, he lay for days and
nights in the house of heads.  Ever he struggled to combat the fever, to
live, to continue to live, to grow strong and stronger against the day
when he would be strong enough to dare the grass-lands and the belted
jungle beyond, and win to the beach, and to some labour-recruiting,
black-birding ketch or schooner, and on to civilization and the men of
civilization, to whom he could give news of the message from other worlds
that lay, darkly worshipped by beastmen, in the black heart of
Guadalcanal’s midmost centre.

On the other nights, lying late under the breadfruit tree, Bassett spent
long hours watching the slow setting of the western stars beyond the
black wall of jungle where it had been thrust back by the clearing for
the village.  Possessed of more than a cursory knowledge of astronomy, he
took a sick man’s pleasure in speculating as to the dwellers on the
unseen worlds of those incredibly remote suns, to haunt whose houses of
light, life came forth, a shy visitant, from the rayless crypts of
matter.  He could no more apprehend limits to time than bounds to space.
No subversive radium speculations had shaken his steady scientific faith
in the conservation of energy and the indestructibility of matter.
Always and forever must there have been stars.  And surely, in that
cosmic ferment, all must be comparatively alike, comparatively of the
same substance, or substances, save for the freaks of the ferment.  All
must obey, or compose, the same laws that ran without infraction through
the entire experience of man.  Therefore, he argued and agreed, must
worlds and life be appanages to all the suns as they were appanages to
the particular of his own solar system.

Even as he lay here, under the breadfruit tree, an intelligence that
stared across the starry gulfs, so must all the universe be exposed to
the ceaseless scrutiny of innumerable eyes, like his, though grantedly
different, with behind them, by the same token, intelligences that
questioned and sought the meaning and the construction of the whole.  So
reasoning, he felt his soul go forth in kinship with that august company,
that multitude whose gaze was forever upon the arras of infinity.

Who were they, what were they, those far distant and superior ones who
had bridged the sky with their gigantic, red-iridescent, heaven-singing
message?  Surely, and long since, had they, too, trod the path on which
man had so recently, by the calendar of the cosmos, set his feet.  And to
be able to send a message across the pit of space, surely they had
reached those heights to which man, in tears and travail and bloody
sweat, in darkness and confusion of many counsels, was so slowly
struggling.  And what were they on their heights?  Had they won
Brotherhood?  Or had they learned that the law of love imposed the
penalty of weakness and decay?  Was strife, life?  Was the rule of all
the universe the pitiless rule of natural selection?  And, and most
immediately and poignantly, were their far conclusions, their long-won
wisdoms, shut even then in the huge, metallic heart of the Red One,
waiting for the first earth-man to read?  Of one thing he was certain: No
drop of red dew shaken from the lion-mane of some sun in torment, was the
sounding sphere.  It was of design, not chance, and it contained the
speech and wisdom of the stars.

What engines and elements and mastered forces, what lore and mysteries
and destiny-controls, might be there!  Undoubtedly, since so much could
be enclosed in so little a thing as the foundation stone of a public
building, this enormous sphere should contain vast histories, profounds
of research achieved beyond man’s wildest guesses, laws and formulæ that,
easily mastered, would make man’s life on earth, individual and
collective, spring up from its present mire to inconceivable heights of
purity and power.  It was Time’s greatest gift to blindfold, insatiable,
and sky-aspiring man.  And to him, Bassett, had been vouchsafed the
lordly fortune to be the first to receive this message from man’s
interstellar kin!

No white man, much less no outland man of the other bush-tribes, had
gazed upon the Red One and lived.  Such the law expounded by Ngurn to
Bassett.  There was such a thing as blood brotherhood.  Bassett, in
return, had often argued in the past.  But Ngurn had stated solemnly no.
Even the blood brotherhood was outside the favour of the Red One.  Only a
man born within the tribe could look upon the Red One and live.  But now,
his guilty secret known only to Balatta, whose fear of immolation before
the Red One fast-sealed her lips, the situation was different.  What he
had to do was to recover from the abominable fevers that weakened him,
and gain to civilization.  Then would he lead an expedition back, and,
although the entire population of Guadalcanal he destroyed, extract from
the heart of the Red One the message of the world from other worlds.

But Bassett’s relapses grew more frequent, his brief convalescences less
and less vigorous, his periods of coma longer, until he came to know,
beyond the last promptings of the optimism inherent in so tremendous a
constitution as his own, that he would never live to cross the grass
lands, perforate the perilous coast jungle, and reach the sea.  He faded
as the Southern Cross rose higher in the sky, till even Balatta knew that
he would be dead ere the nuptial date determined by his taboo.  Ngurn
made pilgrimage personally and gathered the smoke materials for the
curing of Bassett’s head, and to him made proud announcement and
exhibition of the artistic perfectness of his intention when Bassett
should be dead.  As for himself, Bassett was not shocked.  Too long and
too deeply had life ebbed down in him to bite him with fear of its
impending extinction.  He continued to persist, alternating periods of
unconsciousness with periods of semi-consciousness, dreamy and unreal, in
which he idly wondered whether he had ever truly beheld the Red One or
whether it was a nightmare fancy of delirium.

Came the day when all mists and cob-webs dissolved, when he found his
brain clear as a bell, and took just appraisement of his body’s weakness.
Neither hand nor foot could he lift.  So little control of his body did
he have, that he was scarcely aware of possessing one.  Lightly indeed
his flesh sat upon his soul, and his soul, in its briefness of clarity,
knew by its very clarity that the black of cessation was near.  He knew
the end was close; knew that in all truth he had with his eyes beheld the
Red One, the messenger between the worlds; knew that he would never live
to carry that message to the world—that message, for aught to the
contrary, which might already have waited man’s hearing in the heart of
Guadalcanal for ten thousand years.  And Bassett stirred with resolve,
calling Ngurn to him, out under the shade of the breadfruit tree, and
with the old devil-devil doctor discussing the terms and arrangements of
his last life effort, his final adventure in the quick of the flesh.

“I know the law, O Ngurn,” he concluded the matter.  “Whoso is not of the
folk may not look upon the Red One and live.  I shall not live anyway.
Your young men shall carry me before the face of the Red One, and I shall
look upon him, and hear his voice, and thereupon die, under your hand, O
Ngurn.  Thus will the three things be satisfied: the law, my desire, and
your quicker possession of my head for which all your preparations wait.”

To which Ngurn consented, adding:

“It is better so.  A sick man who cannot get well is foolish to live on
for so little a while.  Also is it better for the living that he should
go.  You have been much in the way of late.  Not but what it was good for
me to talk to such a wise one.  But for moons of days we have held little
talk.  Instead, you have taken up room in the house of heads, making
noises like a dying pig, or talking much and loudly in your own language
which I do not understand.  This has been a confusion to me, for I like
to think on the great things of the light and dark as I turn the heads in
the smoke.  Your much noise has thus been a disturbance to the
long-learning and hatching of the final wisdom that will be mine before I
die.  As for you, upon whom the dark has already brooded, it is well that
you die now.  And I promise you, in the long days to come when I turn
your head in the smoke, no man of the tribe shall come in to disturb us.
And I will tell you many secrets, for I am an old man and very wise, and
I shall be adding wisdom to wisdom as I turn your head in the smoke.”

So a litter was made, and, borne on the shoulders of half a dozen of the
men, Bassett departed on the last little adventure that was to cap the
total adventure, for him, of living.  With a body of which he was
scarcely aware, for even the pain had been exhausted out of it, and with
a bright clear brain that accommodated him to a quiet ecstasy of sheer
lucidness of thought, he lay back on the lurching litter and watched the
fading of the passing world, beholding for the last time the breadfruit
tree before the devil-devil house, the dim day beneath the matted jungle
roof, the gloomy gorge between the shouldering mountains, the saddle of
raw limestone, and the mesa of black volcanic sand.

Down the spiral path of the pit they bore him, encircling the sheening,
glowing Red One that seemed ever imminent to iridesce from colour and
light into sweet singing and thunder.  And over bones and logs of
immolated men and gods they bore him, past the horrors of other immolated
ones that yet lived, to the three-king-post tripod and the huge king-post
striker.

Here Bassett, helped by Ngurn and Balatta, weakly sat up, swaying weakly
from the hips, and with clear, unfaltering, all-seeing eyes gazed upon
the Red One.

“Once, O Ngurn,” he said, not taking his eyes from the sheening,
vibrating surface whereon and wherein all the shades of cherry-red played
unceasingly, ever a-quiver to change into sound, to become silken
rustlings, silvery whisperings, golden thrummings of cords, velvet
pipings of elfland, mellow distances of thunderings.

“I wait,” Ngurn prompted after a long pause, the long-handled tomahawk
unassumingly ready in his hand.

“Once, O Ngurn,” Bassett repeated, “let the Red One speak so that I may
see it speak as well as hear it.  Then strike, thus, when I raise my
hand; for, when I raise my hand, I shall drop my head forward and make
place for the stroke at the base of my neck.  But, O Ngurn, I, who am
about to pass out of the light of day for ever, would like to pass with
the wonder-voice of the Red One singing greatly in my ears.”

“And I promise you that never will a head be so well cured as yours,”
Ngurn assured him, at the same time signalling the tribesmen to man the
propelling ropes suspended from the king-post striker.  “Your head shall
be my greatest piece of work in the curing of heads.”

Bassett smiled quietly to the old one’s conceit, as the great carved log,
drawn back through two-score feet of space, was released.  The next
moment he was lost in ecstasy at the abrupt and thunderous liberation of
sound.  But such thunder!  Mellow it was with preciousness of all
sounding metals.  Archangels spoke in it; it was magnificently beautiful
before all other sounds; it was invested with the intelligence of
supermen of planets of other suns; it was the voice of God, seducing and
commanding to be heard.  And—the everlasting miracle of that interstellar
metal! Bassett, with his own eyes, saw colour and colours transform into
sound till the whole visible surface of the vast sphere was a-crawl and
titillant and vaporous with what he could not tell was colour or was
sound.  In that moment the interstices of matter were his, and the
interfusings and intermating transfusings of matter and force.

Time passed.  At the last Bassett was brought back from his ecstasy by an
impatient movement of Ngurn.  He had quite forgotten the old devil-devil
one.  A quick flash of fancy brought a husky chuckle into Bassett’s
throat.  His shot-gun lay beside him in the litter.  All he had to do,
muzzle to head, was to press the trigger and blow his head into
nothingness.

But why cheat him? was Bassett’s next thought.  Head-hunting, cannibal
beast of a human that was as much ape as human, nevertheless Old Ngurn
had, according to his lights, played squarer than square.  Ngurn was in
himself a forerunner of ethics and contract, of consideration, and
gentleness in man.  No, Bassett decided; it would be a ghastly pity and
an act of dishonour to cheat the old fellow at the last.  His head was
Ngurn’s, and Ngurn’s head to cure it would be.

And Bassett, raising his hand in signal, bending forward his head as
agreed so as to expose cleanly the articulation to his taut spinal cord,
forgot Balatta, who was merely a woman, a woman merely and only and
undesired.  He knew, without seeing, when the razor-edged hatchet rose in
the air behind him.  And for that instant, ere the end, there fell upon
Bassett the shadows of the Unknown, a sense of impending marvel of the
rending of walls before the imaginable.  Almost, when he knew the blow
had started and just ere the edge of steel bit the flesh and nerves it
seemed that he gazed upon the serene face of the Medusa, Truth—And,
simultaneous with the bite of the steel on the onrush of the dark, in a
flashing instant of fancy, he saw the vision of his head turning slowly,
always turning, in the devil-devil house beside the breadfruit tree.

                                 THE END

Waikiki, Honolulu,
         _May_ 22, 1916.




THE HUSSY


THERE are some stories that have to be true—the sort that cannot be
fabricated by a ready fiction-reckoner.  And by the same token there are
some men with stories to tell who cannot be doubted.  Such a man was
Julian Jones.  Although I doubt if the average reader of this will
believe the story Julian Jones told me.  Nevertheless I believe it.  So
thoroughly am I convinced of its verity that I am willing, nay, eager, to
invest capital in the enterprise and embark personally on the adventure
to a far land.

It was in the Australian Building at the Panama Pacific Exposition that I
met him.  I was standing before an exhibit of facsimiles of the record
nuggets which had been discovered in the goldfields of the Antipodes.
Knobbed, misshapen and massive, it was as difficult to believe that they
were not real gold as it was to believe the accompanying statistics of
their weights and values.

“That’s what those kangaroo-hunters call a nugget,” boomed over my
shoulder directly at the largest of the specimens.

I turned and looked up into the dim blue eyes of Julian Jones.  I looked
up, for he stood something like six feet four inches in height.  His
hair, a wispy, sandy yellow, seemed as dimmed and faded as his eyes.  It
may have been the sun which had washed out his colouring; at least his
face bore the evidence of a prodigious and ardent sun-burn which had long
since faded to yellow.  As his eyes turned from the exhibit and focussed
on mine I noted a queer look in them as of one who vainly tries to recall
some fact of supreme importance.

“What’s the matter with it as a nugget?”  I demanded.

The remote, indwelling expression went out of his eyes as he boomed

“Why, its size.”

“It does seem large,” I admitted.  “But there’s no doubt it’s authentic.
The Australian Government would scarcely dare—”

“Large!” he interrupted, with a sniff and a sneer.

“Largest ever discovered—” I started on.

“Ever discovered!”  His dim eyes smouldered hotly as he proceeded.  “Do
you think that every lump of gold ever discovered has got into the
newspapers and encyclopedias?”

“Well,” I replied judicially, “if there’s one that hasn’t, I don’t see
how we’re to know about it.  If a really big nugget, or nugget-finder,
elects to blush unseen—”

“But it didn’t,” he broke in quickly.  “I saw it with my own eyes, and,
besides, I’m too tanned to blush anyway.  I’m a railroad man and I’ve
been in the tropics a lot.  Why, I used to be the colour of mahogany—real
old mahogany, and have been taken for a blue-eyed Spaniard more than
once—”

It was my turn to interrupt, and I did.

“Was that nugget bigger than those in there, Mr.—er—?”

“Jones, Julian Jones is my name.”

He dug into an inner pocket and produced an envelope addressed to such a
person, care of General Delivery, San Francisco; and I, in turn,
presented him with my card.

“Pleased to know you, sir,” he said, extending his hand, his voice
booming as if accustomed to loud noises or wide spaces.  “Of course I’ve
heard of you, seen your picture in the papers, and all that, and, though
I say it that shouldn’t, I want to say that I didn’t care a rap about
those articles you wrote on Mexico.  You’re wrong, all wrong.  You make
the mistake of all Gringos in thinking a Mexican is a white man.  He
ain’t.  None of them ain’t—Greasers, Spiggoties, Latin-Americans and all
the rest of the cattle.  Why, sir, they don’t think like we think, or
reason, or act.  Even their multiplication table is different.  You think
seven times seven is forty-nine; but not them.  They work it out
different.  And white isn’t white to them, either.  Let me give you an
example.  Buying coffee retail for house-keeping in one-pound or
ten-pound lots—”

“How big was that nugget you referred to?” I queried firmly.  “As big as
the biggest of those?”

“Bigger,” he said quietly.  “Bigger than the whole blamed exhibit of them
put together, and then some.”  He paused and regarded me with a steadfast
gaze.  “I don’t see no reason why I shouldn’t go into the matter with
you.  You’ve got a reputation a man ought to be able to trust, and I’ve
read you’ve done some tall skylarking yourself in out-of-the-way places.
I’ve been browsing around with an eye open for some one to go in with me
on the proposition.”

“You can trust me,” I said.

And here I am, blazing out into print with the whole story just as he
told it to me as we sat on a bench by the lagoon before the Palace of
Fine Arts with the cries of the sea gulls in our ears.  Well, he should
have kept his appointment with me.  But I anticipate.

As we started to leave the building and hunt for a seat, a small woman,
possibly thirty years of age, with a washed-out complexion of the
farmer’s wife sort, darted up to him in a bird-like way, for all the
world like the darting veering gulls over our heads and fastened herself
to his arm with the accuracy and dispatch and inevitableness of a piece
of machinery.

“There you go!” she shrilled.  “A-trottin’ right off and never givin’ me
a thought.”

I was formally introduced to her.  It was patent that she had never heard
of me, and she surveyed me bleakly with shrewd black eyes, set close
together and as beady and restless as a bird’s.

“You ain’t goin’ to tell him about that hussy?” she complained.

“Well, now, Sarah, this is business, you see,” he argued plaintively.
“I’ve been lookin’ for a likely man this long while, and now that he’s
shown up it seems to me I got a right to give him the hang of what
happened.”

The small woman made no reply, but set her thin lips in a needle-like
line.  She gazed straight before her at the Tower of Jewels with so
austere an expression that no glint of refracted sunlight could soften
it.  We proceeded slowly to the lagoon, managed to obtain an unoccupied
seat, and sat down with mutual sighs of relief as we released our weights
from our tortured sightseeing feet.

“One does get so mortal weary,” asserted the small woman, almost
defiantly.

Two swans waddled up from the mirroring water and investigated us.  When
their suspicions of our niggardliness or lack of peanuts had been
confirmed, Jones half-turned his back on his life-partner and gave me his
story.

“Ever been in Ecuador?  Then take my advice—and don’t.  Though I take
that back, for you and me might be hitting it for there together if you
can rustle up the faith in me and the backbone in yourself for the trip.
Well, anyway, it ain’t so many years ago that I came ambling in there on
a rusty, foul-bottomed, tramp collier from Australia, forty-three days
from land to land.  Seven knots was her speed when everything favoured,
and we’d had a two weeks’ gale to the north’ard of New Zealand, and broke
our engines down for two days off Pitcairn Island.

“I was no sailor on her.  I’m a locomotive engineer.  But I’d made
friends with the skipper at Newcastle an’ come along as his guest for as
far as Guayaquil.  You see, I’d heard wages was ’way up on the American
railroad runnin’ from that place over the Andes to Quito.  Now
Guayaquil—”

“Is a fever-hole,” I interpolated.

Julian Jones nodded.

“Thomas Nast died there of it within a month after he landed.—He was our
great American cartoonist,” I added.

“Don’t know him,” Julian Jones said shortly.  “But I do know he wasn’t
the first to pass out by a long shot.  Why, look you the way I found it.
The pilot grounds is sixty miles down the river.  ‘How’s the fever?’ said
I to the pilot who came aboard in the early morning.  ‘See that Hamburg
barque,’ said he, pointing to a sizable ship at anchor.  ‘Captain and
fourteen men dead of it already, and the cook and two men dying right
now, and they’re the last left of her.’

“And by jinks he told the truth.  And right then they were dying forty a
day in Guayaquil of Yellow Jack.  But that was nothing, as I was to find
out.  Bubonic plague and small-pox were raging, while dysentery and
pneumonia were reducing the population, and the railroad was raging worst
of all.  I mean that.  For them that insisted in riding on it, it was
more dangerous than all the other diseases put together.

“When we dropped anchor off Guayaquil half a dozen skippers from other
steamers came on board to warn our skipper not to let any of his crew or
officers go ashore except the ones he wanted to lose.  A launch came off
for me from Duran, which is on the other side of the river and is the
terminal of the railroad.  And it brought off a man that soared up the
gangway three jumps at a time he was that eager to get aboard.  When he
hit the deck he hadn’t time to speak to any of us.  He just leaned out
over the rail and shook his fist at Duran and shouted: ‘I beat you to it!
I beat you to it!’

“‘Who’d you beat to it, friend?’ I asked.  ‘The railroad,’ he said, as he
unbuckled the straps and took off a big ’44 Colt’s automatic from where
he wore it handy on his left side under his coat, ‘I staved as long as I
agreed—three months—and it didn’t get me.  I was a conductor.’

“And that was the railroad I was to work for.  All of which was nothing
to what he told me in the next few minutes.  The road ran from sea level
at Duran up to twelve thousand feet on Chimborazo and down to ten
thousand at Quito on the other side the range.  And it was so dangerous
that the trains didn’t run nights.  The through passengers had to get off
and sleep in the towns at night while the train waited for daylight.  And
each train carried a guard of Ecuadoriano soldiers which was the most
dangerous of all.  They were supposed to protect the train crews, but
whenever trouble started they unlimbered their rifles and joined the mob.
You see, whenever a train wreck occurred, the first cry of the spiggoties
was ‘Kill the Gringos!’  They always did that, and proceeded to kill the
train crew and whatever chance Gringo passengers that’d escaped being
killed in the accident.  Which is their kind of arithmetic, which I told
you a while back as being different from ours.

“Shucks!  Before the day was out I was to find out for myself that that
ex-conductor wasn’t lying.  It was over at Duran.  I was to take my run
on the first division out to Quito, for which place I was to start next
morning—only one through train running every twenty-four hours.  It was
the afternoon of my first day, along about four o’clock, when the boilers
of the _Governor Hancock_ exploded and she sank in sixty feet of water
alongside the dock.  She was the big ferry boat that carried the railroad
passengers across the river to Guayaquil.  It was a bad accident, but it
was the cause of worse that followed.  By half-past four, big trainloads
began to arrive.  It was a feast day and they’d run an excursion up
country but of Guayaquil, and this was the crowd coming back.

“And the crowd—there was five thousand of them—wanted to get ferried
across, and the ferry was at the bottom of the river, which wasn’t our
fault.  But by the Spiggoty arithmetic, it was.  ‘Kill the Gringos!’
shouts one of them.  And right there the beans were spilled.  Most of us
got away by the skin of our teeth.  I raced on the heels of the Master
Mechanic, carrying one of his babies for him, for the locomotives that
was just pulling out.  You see, way down there away from everywhere they
just got to save their locomotives in times of trouble, because, without
them, a railroad can’t be run.  Half a dozen American wives and as many
children were crouching on the cab floors along with the rest of us when
we pulled out; and the Ecuadoriano soldiers, who should have been
protecting our lives and property, turned loose with their rifles and
must have given us all of a thousand rounds before we got out of range.

“We camped up country and didn’t come back to clean up until next day.
It was some cleaning.  Every flat-car, box-car, coach, asthmatic switch
engine, and even hand-car that mob of Spiggoties had shoved off the dock
into sixty feet of water on top of the _Governor Hancock_.  They’d burnt
the round house, set fire to the coal bunkers, and made a scandal of the
repair shops.  Oh, yes, and there were three of our fellows they’d got
that we had to bury mighty quick.  It’s hot weather all the time down
there.”

Julian Jones came to a full pause and over his shoulder studied the
straight-before-her gaze and forbidding expression of his wife’s face.

“I ain’t forgotten the nugget,” he assured me.

“Nor the hussy,” the little woman snapped, apparently at the mud-hens
paddling on the surface of the lagoon.

“I’ve been travelling toward the nugget right along—”

“There was never no reason for you to stay in that dangerous country,”
his wife snapped in on him.

“Now, Sarah,” he appealed.  “I was working for you right along.”  And to
me he explained: “The risk was big, but so was the pay.  Some months I
earned as high as five hundred gold.  And here was Sarah waiting for me
back in Nebraska—”

“An’ us engaged two years,” she complained to the Tower of Jewels.

“—What of the strike, and me being blacklisted, and getting typhoid down
in Australia, and everything,” he went on.  “And luck was with me on that
railroad.  Why, I saw fellows fresh from the States pass out, some of
them not a week on their first run.  If the diseases and the railroad
didn’t get them, then it was the Spiggoties got them.  But it just wasn’t
my fate, even that time I rode my engine down to the bottom of a
forty-foot washout.  I lost my fireman; and the conductor and the
Superintendent of Rolling Stock (who happened to be running down to Duran
to meet his bride) had their heads knifed off by the Spiggoties and
paraded around on poles.  But I lay snug as a bug under a couple of feet
of tender coal, and they thought I’d headed for tall timber—lay there a
day and a night till the excitement cooled down.  Yes, I was lucky.  The
worst that happened to me was I caught a cold once, and another time had
a carbuncle.  But the other fellows!  They died like flies, what of
Yellow Jack, pneumonia, the Spiggoties, and the railroad.  The trouble
was I didn’t have much chance to pal with them.  No sooner’d I get some
intimate with one of them he’d up and die—all but a fireman named
Andrews, and he went loco for keeps.

“I made good on my job from the first, and lived in Quito in a ’dobe
house with whacking big Spanish tiles on the roof that I’d rented.  And I
never had much trouble with the Spiggoties, what of letting them sneak
free rides in the tender or on the cowcatcher.  Me throw them off?
Never!  I took notice, when Jack Harris put off a bunch of them, that I
attended his funeral _muy pronto_—”

“Speak English,” the little woman beside him snapped.

“Sarah just can’t bear to tolerate me speaking Spanish,” he apologized.
“It gets so on her nerves that I promised not to.  Well, as I was saying,
the goose hung high and everything was going hunky-dory, and I was piling
up my wages to come north to Nebraska and marry Sarah, when I run on to
Vahna—”

“The hussy!” Sarah hissed.

“Now, Sarah,” her towering giant of a husband begged, “I just got to
mention her or I can’t tell about the nugget.—It was one night when I was
taking a locomotive—no train—down to Amato, about thirty miles from
Quito.  Seth Manners was my fireman.  I was breaking him in to engineer
for himself, and I was letting him run the locomotive while I sat up in
his seat meditating about Sarah here.  I’d just got a letter from her,
begging as usual for me to come home and hinting as usual about the
dangers of an unmarried man like me running around loose in a country
full of senoritas and fandangos.  Lord!  If she could only a-seen them.
Positive frights, that’s what they are, their faces painted white as
corpses and their lips red as—as some of the train wrecks I’ve helped
clean up.

“It was a lovely April night, not a breath of wind, and a tremendous big
moon shining right over the top of Chimborazo.—Some mountain that.  The
railroad skirted it twelve thousand feet above sea level, and the top of
it ten thousand feet higher than that.

“Mebbe I was drowsing, with Seth running the engine; but he slammed on
the brakes so sudden hard that I darn near went through the cab window.

“‘What the—’ I started to yell, and ‘Holy hell,’ Seth says, as both of us
looked at what was on the track.  And I agreed with Seth entirely in his
remark.  It was an Indian girl—and take it from me, Indians ain’t
Spiggoties by any manner of means.  Seth had managed to fetch a stop
within twenty feet of her, and us bowling down hill at that!  But the
girl.  She—”

I saw the form of Mrs. Julian Jones stiffen, although she kept her gaze
fixed balefully upon two mud-hens that were prowling along the lagoon
shallows below us.  “The hussy!” she hissed, once and implacably.  Jones
had stopped at the sound, but went on immediately.

“She was a tall girl, slim and slender, you know the kind, with black
hair, remarkably long hanging, down loose behind her, as she stood there
no more afraid than nothing, her arms spread out to stop the engine.  She
was wearing a slimpsy sort of garment wrapped around her that wasn’t
cloth but ocelot skins, soft and dappled, and silky.  It was all she had
on—”

“The hussy!” breathed Mrs. Jones.

But Mr. Jones went on, making believe that he was unaware of the
interruption.

“‘Hell of a way to stop a locomotive,’ I complained at Seth, as I climbed
down on to the right of way.  I walked past our engine and up to the
girl, and what do you think?  Her eyes were shut tight.  She was
trembling that violent that you would see it by the moonlight.  And she
was barefoot, too.

“‘What’s the row?’ I said, none too gentle.  She gave a start, seemed to
come out of her trance, and opened her eyes.  Say!  They were big and
black and beautiful.  Believe me, she was some looker—”

“The hussy!”  At which hiss the two mud-hens veered away a few feet.  But
Jones was getting himself in hand, and didn’t even blink.

“‘What are you stopping this locomotive for?’ I demanded in Spanish.
Nary an answer.  She stared at me, then at the snorting engine and then
burst into tears, which you’ll admit is uncommon behaviour for an Indian
woman.

“‘If you try to get rides that way,’ I slung at her in Spiggoty Spanish
(which they tell me is some different from regular Spanish), ‘you’ll be
taking one smeared all over our cowcatcher and headlight, and it’ll be up
to my fireman to scrape you off.’

“My Spiggoty Spanish wasn’t much to brag on, but I could see she
understood, though she only shook her head and wouldn’t speak.  But great
Moses, she was some looker—”

I glanced apprehensively at Mrs. Jones, who must have caught me out of
the tail of her eye, for she muttered: “If she hadn’t been do you think
he’d a-taken her into his house to live?”

“Now hold on, Sarah,” he protested.  “That ain’t fair.  Besides, I’m
telling this.—Next thing, Seth yells at me, ‘Goin’ to stay here all
night?’

“‘Come on,’ I said to the girl, ‘and climb on board.  But next time you
want a ride don’t flag a locomotive between stations.’  She followed
along; but when I got to the step and turned to give her a lift-up, she
wasn’t there.  I went forward again.  Not a sign of her.  Above and below
was sheer cliff, and the track stretched ahead a hundred yards clear and
empty.  And then I spotted her, crouched down right against the
cowcatcher, that close I’d almost stepped on her.  If we’d started up,
we’d have run over her in a second.  It was all so nonsensical, I never
could make out her actions.  Maybe she was trying to suicide.  I grabbed
her by the wrist and jerked her none too gentle to her feet.  And she
came along all right.  Women do know when a man means business.”

I glanced from this Goliath to his little, bird-eyed spouse, and wondered
if he had ever tried to mean business with her.

“Seth kicked at first, but I boosted her into the cab and made her sit up
beside me—”

“And I suppose Seth was busy running the engine,” Mrs. Jones observed.

“I was breaking him in, wasn’t I?”  Mr. Jones protested.  “So we made the
run into Amato.  She’d never opened her mouth once, and no sooner’d the
engine stopped than she’d jumped to the ground and was gone.  Just like
that.  Not a thank you kindly.  Nothing.

“But next morning when we came to pull out for Quito with a dozen flat
cars loaded with rails, there she was in the cab waiting for us; and in
the daylight I could see how much better a looker she was than the night
before.

“‘Huh! she’s adopted you,’ Seth grins.  And it looked like it.  She just
stood there and looked at me—at us—like a loving hound dog that you love,
that you’ve caught with a string of sausages inside of him, and that just
knows you ain’t going to lift a hand to him.  ‘Go chase yourself!’ I told
her _pronto_.”  (Mrs. Jones her proximity noticeable with a wince at the
Spanish word.)  “You see, Sarah, I’d no use for her, even at the start.”

Mrs. Jones stiffened.  Her lips moved soundlessly, but I knew to what
syllables.

“And what made it hardest was Seth jeering at me.  ‘You can’t shake her
that way,’ he said.  ‘You saved her life—’  ‘I didn’t,’ I said sharply;
‘it was you.’  ‘But she thinks you did, which is the same thing,’ he came
back at me.  ‘And now she belongs to you.  Custom of the country, as you
ought to know.’”

“Heathenish,” said Mrs. Jones, and though her steady gaze was set upon
the Tower of Jewels I knew she was making no reference to its
architecture.

“‘She’s come to do light housekeeping for you,’ Seth grinned.  I let him
rave, though afterwards I kept him throwing in the coal too fast to work
his mouth very much.  Why, say, when I got to the spot where I picked her
up, and stopped the train for her to get off, she just flopped down on
her knees, got a hammerlock with her arms around my knees, and cried all
over my shoes.  What was I to do?”

With no perceptible movement that I was aware of, Mrs. Jones advertised
her certitude of knowledge of what _she_ would have done.

“And the moment we pulled into Quito, she did what she’d done
before—vanished.  Sarah never believes me when I say how relieved I felt
to be quit of her.  But it was not to be.  I got to my ’dobe house and
managed a cracking fine dinner my cook had ready for me.  She was mostly
Spiggoty and half Indian, and her name was Paloma.—Now, Sarah, haven’t I
told you she was older’n a grandmother, and looked more like a buzzard
than a dove?  Why, I couldn’t bear to eat with her around where I could
look at her.  But she did make things comfortable, and she was some
economical when it came to marketing.

“That afternoon, after a big long siesta, what’d I find in the kitchen,
just as much at home as if she belonged there, but that blamed Indian
girl.  And old Paloma was squatting at the girl’s feet and rubbing the
girl’s knees and legs like for rheumatism, which I knew the girl didn’t
have from the way I’d sized up the walk of her, and keeping time to the
rubbing with a funny sort of gibberish chant.  And I let loose right
there and then.  As Sarah knows, I never could a-bear women around the
house—young, unmarried women, I mean.  But it was no go!  Old Paloma
sided with the girl, and said if the girl went she went, too.  Also, she
called me more kinds of a fool than the English language has
accommodation for.  You’d like the Spanish lingo, Sarah, for expressing
yourself in such ways, and you’d have liked old Paloma, too.  She was a
good woman, though she didn’t have any teeth and her face could kill a
strong man’s appetite in the cradle.

“I gave in.  I had to.  Except for the excuse that she needed Vahna’s
help around the house (which she didn’t at all), old Paloma never said
why she stuck up for the girl.  Anyway, Vahna was a quiet thing, never in
the way.  And she never gadded.  Just sat in-doors jabbering with Paloma
and helping with the chores.  But I wasn’t long in getting on to that she
was afraid of something.  She would look up, that anxious it hurt,
whenever anybody called, like some of the boys to have a gas or a game of
pedro.  I tried to worm it out of Paloma what was worrying the girl, but
all the old woman did was to look solemn and shake her head like all the
devils in hell was liable to precipitate a visit on us.

“And then one day Vahna had a visitor.  I’d just come in from a run and
was passing the time of day with her—I had to be polite, even if she had
butted in on me and come to live in my house for keeps—when I saw a queer
expression come into her eyes.  In the doorway stood an Indian boy.  He
looked like her, but was younger and slimmer.  She took him into the
kitchen and they must have had a great palaver, for he didn’t leave until
after dark.  Inside the week he came back, but I missed him.  When I got
home, Paloma put a fat nugget of gold into my hand, which Vahna had sent
him for.  The blamed thing weighed all of two pounds and was worth more
than five hundred dollars.  She explained that Vahna wanted me to take it
to pay for her keep.  And I had to take it to keep peace in the house.

“Then, after a long time, came another visitor.  We were sitting before
the fire—”

“Him and the hussy,” quoth Mrs. Jones.

“And Paloma,” he added quickly.

“Him and his cook and his light housekeeper sitting by the fire,” she
amended.

“Oh, I admit Vahna did like me a whole heap,” he asserted recklessly,
then modified with a pang of caution: “A heap more than was good for her,
seeing that I had no inclination her way.

“Well, as I was saying, she had another visitor.  He was a lean, tall,
white-headed old Indian, with a beak on him like an eagle.  He walked
right in without knocking.  Vahna gave a little cry that was half like a
yelp and half like a gasp, and flumped down on her knees before me,
pleading to me with deer’s eyes and to him with the eyes of a deer about
to be killed that don’t want to be killed.  Then, for a minute that
seemed as long as a life-time, she and the old fellow glared at each
other.  Paloma was the first to talk, in his own lingo, for he talked
back to her.  But great Moses, if he wasn’t the high and mighty one!
Paloma’s old knees were shaking, and she cringed to him like a hound dog.
And all this in my own house!  I’d have thrown him out on his neck, only
he was so old.

“If the things he said to Vahna were as terrible as the way he looked!
Say!  He just spit words at her!  But Paloma kept whimpering and butting
in, till something she said got across, because his face relaxed.  He
condescended to give me the once over and fired some question at Vahna.
She hung her head, and looked foolish, and blushed, and then replied with
a single word and a shake of the head.  And with that he just naturally
turned on his heel and beat it.  I guess she’d said ‘No.’

“For some time after that Vahna used to fluster up whenever she saw me.
Then she took to the kitchen for a spell.  But after a long time she
began hanging around the big room again.  She was still mighty shy, but
she’d keep on following me about with those big eyes of hers—”

“The hussy!” I heard plainly.  But Julian Jones and I were pretty well
used to it by this time.

“I don’t mind saying that I was getting some interested myself—oh, not in
the way Sarah never lets up letting me know she thinks.  That two-pound
nugget was what had me going.  If Vahna’d put me wise to where it came
from, I could say good-bye to railroading and hit the high places for
Nebraska and Sarah.

“And then the beans were spilled . . . by accident.  Come a letter from
Wisconsin.  My Aunt Eliza ’d died and up and left me her big farm.  I let
out a whoop when I read it; but I could have canned my joy, for I was
jobbed out of it by the courts and lawyers afterward—not a cent to me,
and I’m still paying ’m in instalments.

“But I didn’t know, then; and I prepared to pull back to God’s country.
Paloma got sore, and Vahna got the weeps.  ‘Don’t go!  Don’t go!’  That
was her song.  But I gave notice on my job, and wrote a letter to Sarah
here—didn’t I, Sarah?

“That night, sitting by the fire like at a funeral, Vahna really loosened
up for the first time.

“‘Don’t go,’ she says to me, with old Paloma nodding agreement with her.
‘I’ll show you where my brother got the nugget, if you don’t go.’  ‘Too
late,’ said I.  And I told her why.

“And told her about me waiting for you back in Nebraska,” Mrs. Jones
observed in cold, passionless tones.

“Now, Sarah, why should I hurt a poor Indian girl’s feelings?  Of course
I didn’t.

“Well, she and Paloma talked Indian some more, and then Vahna says: ‘If
you stay, I’ll show you the biggest nugget that is the father of all
other nuggets.’  ‘How big?’ I asked.  ‘As big as me?’  She laughed.
‘Bigger than you,’ she says, ‘much, much bigger.’  ‘They don’t grow that
way,’ I said.  But she said she’d seen it and Paloma backed her up.  Why,
to listen to them you’d have thought there was millions in that one
nugget.  Paloma ’d never seen it herself, but she’d heard about it.  A
secret of the tribe which she couldn’t share, being only half Indian
herself.”

Julian Jones paused and heaved a sigh.

“And they kept on insisting until I fell for—”

“The hussy,” said Mrs. Jones, pert as a bird, at the ready instant.

“‘No; for the nugget.  What of Aunt Eliza’s farm I was rich enough to
quit railroading, but not rich enough to turn my back on big money—and I
just couldn’t help believing them two women.  Gee!  I could be another
Vanderbilt, or J. P. Morgan.  That’s the way I thought; and I started in
to pump Vahna.  But she wouldn’t give down.  ‘You come along with me,’
she says.  ‘We can be back here in a couple of weeks with all the gold
the both of us can carry.’  ‘We’ll take a burro, or a pack-train of
burros,’ was my suggestion.  But nothing doing.  And Paloma agreed with
her.  It was too dangerous.  The Indians would catch us.

“The two of us pulled out when the nights were moonlight.  We travelled
only at night, and laid up in the days.  Vahna wouldn’t let me light a
fire, and I missed my coffee something fierce.  We got up in the real
high mountains of the main Andes, where the snow on one pass gave us some
trouble; but the girl knew the trails, and, though we didn’t waste any
time, we were a full week getting there.  I know the general trend of our
travel, because I carried a pocket compass; and the general trend is all
I need to get there again, because of that peak.  There’s no mistaking
it.  There ain’t another peak like it in the world.  Now, I’m not telling
you its particular shape, but when you and I head out for it from Quito
I’ll take you straight to it.

“It’s no easy thing to climb, and the person doesn’t live that can climb
it at night.  We had to take the daylight to it, and didn’t reach the top
till after sunset.  Why, I could take hours and hours telling you about
that last climb, which I won’t.  The top was flat as a billiard table,
about a quarter of an acre in size, and was almost clean of snow.  Vahna
told me that the great winds that usually blew, kept the snow off of it.

“We were winded, and I got mountain sickness so bad that I had to stretch
out for a spell.  Then, when the moon come up, I took a prowl around.  It
didn’t take long, and I didn’t catch a sight or a smell of anything that
looked like gold.  And when I asked Vahna, she only laughed and clapped
her hands.  Meantime my mountain sickness tuned up something fierce, and
I sat down on a big rock to wait for it to ease down.

“‘Come on, now,’ I said, when I felt better.  ‘Stop your fooling and tell
me where that nugget is.’  ‘It’s nearer to you right now than I’ll ever
get,’ she answered, her big eyes going sudden wistful.  ‘All you Gringos
are alike.  Gold is the love of your heart, and women don’t count much.’

“I didn’t say anything.  That was no time to tell her about Sarah here.
But Vahna seemed to shake off her depressed feelings, and began to laugh
and tease again.  ‘How do you like it?’ she asked.  ‘Like what?’  ‘The
nugget you’re sitting on.’

“I jumped up as though it was a red-hot stove.  And all it was was a
rock.  I felt nay heart sink.  Either she had gone clean loco or this was
her idea of a joke.  Wrong on both counts.  She gave me the hatchet and
told me to take a hack at the boulder, which I did, again and again, for
yellow spots sprang up from under every blow.  By the great Moses! it was
gold!  The whole blamed boulder!”

Jones rose suddenly to his full height and flung out his long arms, his
face turned to the southern skies.  The movement shot panic into the
heart of a swan that had drawn nearer with amiably predatory designs.
Its consequent abrupt retreat collided it with a stout old lady, who
squealed and dropped her bag of peanuts.  Jones sat down and resumed.

“Gold, I tell you, solid gold and that pure and soft that I chopped chips
out of it.  It had been coated with some sort of rain-proof paint or
lacquer made out of asphalt or something.  No wonder I’d taken it for a
rock.  It was ten feet long, all of five feet through, and tapering to
both ends like an egg.  Here.  Take a look at this.”

From his pocket he drew and opened a leather case, from which he took an
object wrapped in tissue-paper.  Unwrapping it, he dropped into my hand a
chip of pure soft gold, the size of a ten-dollar gold-piece.  I could
make out the greyish substance on one side with which it had been
painted.

“I chopped that from one end of the thing,” Jones went on, replacing the
chip in its paper and leather case.  “And lucky I put it in my pocket.
For right at my back came one loud word—more like a croak than a word, in
my way of thinking.  And there was that lean old fellow with the eagle
beak that had dropped in on us one night.  And there was about thirty
Indians with him—all slim young fellows.

“Vahna’d flopped down and begun whimpering, but I told her, ‘Get up and
make friends with them for me.’  ‘No, no,’ she cried.  ‘This is death.
Good-bye, _amigo_—’”

Here Mrs. Jones winced, and her husband abruptly checked the particular
flow of his narrative.

“‘Then get up and fight along with me,’ I said to her.  And she did.  She
was some hellion, there on the top of the world, clawing and scratching
tooth and nail—a regular she cat.  And I wasn’t idle, though all I had
was that hatchet and my long arms.  But they were too many for me, and
there was no place for me to put my back against a wall.  When I come to,
minutes after they’d cracked me on the head—here, feel this.”

Removing his hat, Julian Jones guided my finger tips through his thatch
of sandy hair until they sank into an indentation.  It was fully three
inches long, and went into the bone itself of the skull.

“When I come to, there was Vahna spread-eagled on top of the nugget, and
the old fellow with a beak jabbering away solemnly as if going through
some sort of religious exercises.  In his hand he had a stone knife—you
know, a thin, sharp sliver of some obsidian-like stuff same as they make
arrow-heads out of.  I couldn’t lift a hand, being held down, and being
too weak besides.  And—well, anyway, that stone knife did for her, and me
they didn’t even do the honour of killing there on top their sacred peak.
They chucked me off of it like so much carrion.

“And the buzzards didn’t get me either.  I can see the moonlight yet,
shining on all those peaks of snow, as I went down.  Why, sir, it was a
five-hundred-foot fall, only I didn’t make it.  I went into a big
snow-drift in a crevice.  And when I come to (hours after I know, for it
was full day when I next saw the sun), I found myself in a regular
snow-cave or tunnel caused by the water from the melting snow running
along the ledge.  In fact, the stone above actually overhung just beyond
where I first landed.  A few feet more to the side, either way, and I’d
almost be going yet.  It was a straight miracle, that’s what it was.

“But I paid for it.  It was two years and over before I knew what
happened.  All I knew was that I was Julian Jones and that I’d been
blacklisted in the big strike, and that I was married to Sarah here.  I
mean that.  I didn’t know anything in between, and when Sarah tried to
talk about it, it gave me pains in the head.  I mean my head was queer,
and I knew it was queer.

“And then, sitting on the porch of her father’s farmhouse back in
Nebraska one moonlight evening, Sarah came out and put that gold chip
into my hand.  Seems she’d just found it in the torn lining of the trunk
I’d brought back from Ecuador—I who for two years didn’t even know I’d
been to Ecuador, or Australia, or anything!  Well, I just sat there
looking at the chip in the moonlight, and turning it over and over and
figuring what it was and where it’d come from, when all of a sudden there
was a snap inside my head as if something had broken, and then I could
see Vahna spread-eagled on that big nugget and the old fellow with the
beak waving the stone knife, and . . . and everything.  That is,
everything that had happened from the time I first left Nebraska to when
I crawled to the daylight out of the snow after they had chucked me off
the mountain-top.  But everything that’d happened after that I’d clean
forgotten.  When Sarah said I was her husband, I wouldn’t listen to her.
Took all her family and the preacher that’d married us to convince me.

“Later on I wrote to Seth Manners.  The railroad hadn’t killed him yet,
and he pieced out a lot for me.  I’ll show you his letters.  I’ve got
them at the hotel.  One day, he said, making his regular run, I crawled
out on to the track.  I didn’t stand upright, I just crawled.  He took me
for a calf, or a big dog, at first.  I wasn’t anything human, he said,
and I didn’t know him or anything.  As near as I can make out, it was ten
days after the mountain-top to the time Seth picked me up.  What I ate I
don’t know.  Maybe I didn’t eat.  Then it was doctors at Quito, and
Paloma nursing me (she must have packed that gold chip in my trunk),
until they found out I was a man without a mind, and the railroad sent me
back to Nebraska.  At any rate, that’s what Seth writes me.  Of myself, I
don’t know.  But Sarah here knows.  She corresponded with the railroad
before they shipped me and all that.”

Mrs. Jones nodded affirmation of his words, sighed and evidenced
unmistakable signs of eagerness to go.

“I ain’t been able to work since,” her husband continued.  “And I ain’t
been able to figure out how to get back that big nugget.  Sarah’s got
money of her own, and she won’t let go a penny—”

“He won’t get down to _that_ country no more!” she broke forth.

“But, Sarah, Vahna’s dead—you know that,” Julian Jones protested.

“I don’t know anything about anything,” she answered decisively, “except
that _that_ country is no place for a married man.”

Her lips snapped together, and she fixed an unseeing stare across to
where the afternoon sun was beginning to glow into sunset.  I gazed for a
moment at her face, white, plump, tiny, and implacable, and gave her up.

“How do you account for such a mass of gold being there?” I queried of
Julian Jones.  “A solid-gold meteor that fell out of the sky?”

“Not for a moment.”  He shook his head.  “ It was carried there by the
Indians.”

“Up a mountain like that—and such enormous weight and size!” I objected.

“Just as easy,” he smiled.  “I used to be stumped by that proposition
myself, after I got my memory back.  Now how in Sam Hill—’ I used to
begin, and then spend hours figuring at it.  And then when I got the
answer I felt downright idiotic, it was that easy.”  He paused, then
announced: “They didn’t.”

“But you just—said they did.”

“They did and they didn’t,” was his enigmatic reply.  “Of course they
never carried that monster nugget up there.  What they did was to carry
up its contents.”

He waited until he saw enlightenment dawn in my face.

“And then of course melted all the gold, or welded it, or smelted it, all
into one piece.  You know the first Spaniards down there, under a leader
named Pizarro, were a gang of robbers and cut-throats.  They went through
the country like the hoof-and-mouth disease, and killed the Indians off
like cattle.  You see, the Indians had lots of gold.  Well, what the
Spaniards didn’t get, the surviving Indians hid away in that one big
chunk on top the mountain, and it’s been waiting there ever since for
me—and for you, if you want to go in on it.”

And here, by the Lagoon of the Palace of Fine Arts, ended my acquaintance
with Julian Jones.  On my agreeing to finance the adventure, he promised
to call on me at my hotel next morning with the letters of Seth Manners
and the railroad, and conclude arrangements.  But he did not call.  That
evening I telephoned his hotel and was informed by the clerk that Mr.
Julian Jones and wife had departed in the early afternoon, with their
baggage.

Can Mrs. Jones have rushed him back and hidden him away in Nebraska?  I
remember that as we said good-bye, there was that in her smile that
recalled the vulpine complacency of Mona Lisa, the Wise.

                                 THE END

Kohala, Hawaii,
      _May_ 5, 1916.




LIKE ARGUS OF THE ANCIENT TIMES


IT was the summer of 1897, and there was trouble in the Tarwater family.
Grandfather Tarwater, after remaining properly subdued and crushed for a
quiet decade, had broken out again.  This time it was the Klondike fever.
His first and one unvarying symptom of such attacks was song.  One chant
only he raised, though he remembered no more than the first stanza and
but three lines of that.  And the family knew his feet were itching and
his brain was tingling with the old madness, when he lifted his
hoarse-cracked voice, now falsetto-cracked, in:

   Like Argus of the ancient times,
      We leave this modern Greece,
   Tum-tum, tum-tum, tum, tum, tum-tum,
      To shear the Golden Fleece.

Ten years earlier he had lifted the chant, sung to the air of the
“Doxology,” when afflicted with the fever to go gold-mining in Patagonia.
The multitudinous family had sat upon him, but had had a hard time doing
it.  When all else had failed to shake his resolution, they had applied
lawyers to him, with the threat of getting out guardianship papers and of
confining him in the state asylum for the insane—which was reasonable for
a man who had, a quarter of a century before, speculated away all but ten
meagre acres of a California principality, and who had displayed no
better business acumen ever since.

The application of lawyers to John Tarwater was like the application of a
mustard plaster.  For, in his judgment, they were the gentry, more than
any other, who had skinned him out of the broad Tarwater acres.  So, at
the time of his Patagonian fever, the very thought of so drastic a remedy
was sufficient to cure him.  He quickly demonstrated he was not crazy by
shaking the fever from him and agreeing not to go to Patagonia.

Next, he demonstrated how crazy he really was, by deeding over to his
family, unsolicited, the ten acres on Tarwater Flat, the house, barn,
outbuildings, and water-rights.  Also did he turn over the eight hundred
dollars in bank that was the long-saved salvage of his wrecked fortune.
But for this the family found no cause for committal to the asylum, since
such committal would necessarily invalidate what he had done.

“Grandfather is sure peeved,” said Mary, his oldest daughter, herself a
grandmother, when her father quit smoking.

All he had retained for himself was a span of old horses, a mountain
buckboard, and his one room in the crowded house.  Further, having
affirmed that he would be beholden to none of them, he got the contract
to carry the United States mail, twice a week, from Kelterville up over
Tarwater Mountain to Old Almaden—which was a sporadically worked
quick-silver mine in the upland cattle country.  With his old horses it
took all his time to make the two weekly round trips.  And for ten years,
rain or shine, he had never missed a trip.  Nor had he failed once to pay
his week’s board into Mary’s hand.  This board he had insisted on, in the
convalescence from his Patagonian fever, and he had paid it strictly,
though he had given up tobacco in order to be able to do it.

“Huh!” he confided to the ruined water wheel of the old Tarwater Mill,
which he had built from the standing timber and which had ground wheat
for the first settlers.  “Huh!  They’ll never put me in the poor farm so
long as I support myself.  And without a penny to my name it ain’t likely
any lawyer fellows’ll come snoopin’ around after me.”

And yet, precisely because of these highly rational acts, it was held
that John Tarwater was mildly crazy!

The first time he had lifted the chant of “Like Argus of the Ancient
Times,” had been in 1849, when, twenty-two years’ of age, violently
attacked by the Californian fever, he had sold two hundred and forty
Michigan acres, forty of it cleared, for the price of four yoke of oxen,
and a wagon, and had started across the Plains.

“And we turned off at Fort Hall, where the Oregon emigration went
north’ard, and swung south for Californy,” was his way of concluding the
narrative of that arduous journey.  “And Bill Ping and me used to rope
grizzlies out of the underbrush of Cache Slough in the Sacramento
Valley.”

Years of freighting and mining had followed, and, with a stake gleaned
from the Merced placers, he satisfied the land-hunger of his race and
time by settling in Sonoma County.

During the ten years of carrying the mail across Tarwater Township, up
Tarwater Valley, and over Tarwater Mountain, most all of which land had
once been his, he had spent his time dreaming of winning back that land
before he died.  And now, his huge gaunt form more erect than it had been
for years, with a glinting of blue fires in his small and close-set eyes,
he was lifting his ancient chant again.

“There he goes now—listen to him,” said William Tarwater.

“Nobody at home,” laughed Harris Topping, day labourer, husband of Annie
Tarwater, and father of her nine children.

The kitchen door opened to admit the old man, returning from feeding his
horses.  The song had ceased from his lips; but Mary was irritable from a
burnt hand and a grandchild whose stomach refused to digest properly
diluted cows’ milk.

“Now there ain’t no use you carryin’ on that way, father,” she tackled
him.  “The time’s past for you to cut and run for a place like the
Klondike, and singing won’t buy you nothing.”

“Just the same,” he answered quietly.  “I bet I could go to that Klondike
place and pick up enough gold to buy back the Tarwater lands.”

“Old fool!” Annie contributed.

“You couldn’t buy them back for less’n three hundred thousand and then
some,” was William’s effort at squelching him.

“Then I could pick up three hundred thousand, and then some, if I was
only there,” the old man retorted placidly.

“Thank God you can’t walk there, or you’d be startin’, I know,” Mary
cried.  “Ocean travel costs money.”

“I used to have money,” her father said humbly.

“Well, you ain’t got any now—so forget it,” William advised.  “Them times
is past, like roping bear with Bill Ping.  There ain’t no more bear.”

“Just the same—”

But Mary cut him off.  Seizing the day’s paper from the kitchen table,
she flourished it savagely under her aged progenitor’s nose.

“What do those Klondikers say?  There it is in cold print.  Only the
young and robust can stand the Klondike.  It’s worse than the north pole.
And they’ve left their dead a-plenty there themselves.  Look at their
pictures.  You’re forty years older ’n the oldest of them.”

John Tarwater did look, but his eyes strayed to other photographs on the
highly sensational front page.

“And look at the photys of them nuggets they brought down,” he said.  “I
know gold.  Didn’t I gopher twenty thousand outa the Merced?  And
wouldn’t it a-ben a hundred thousand if that cloudburst hadn’t busted my
wing-dam?  Now if I was only in the Klondike—”

“Crazy as a loon,” William sneered in open aside to the rest.

“A nice way to talk to your father,” Old Man Tarwater censured mildly.
“My father’d have walloped the tar out of me with a single-tree if I’d
spoke to him that way.”

“But you _are_ crazy, father—” William began.

“Reckon you’re right, son.  And that’s where my father wasn’t crazy.
He’d a-done it.”

“The old man’s been reading some of them magazine articles about men who
succeeded after forty,” Annie jibed.

“And why not, daughter?” he asked.  “And why can’t a man succeed after
he’s seventy?  I was only seventy this year.  And mebbe I could succeed
if only I could get to the Klondike—”

“Which you ain’t going to get to,” Mary shut him off.

“Oh, well, then,” he sighed, “seein’s I ain’t, I might just as well go to
bed.”

He stood up, tall, gaunt, great-boned and gnarled, a splendid ruin of a
man.  His ragged hair and whiskers were not grey but snowy white, as were
the tufts of hair that stood out on the backs of his huge bony fingers.
He moved toward the door, opened it, sighed, and paused with a backward
look.

“Just the same,” he murmured plaintively, “the bottoms of my feet is
itching something terrible.”

Long before the family stirred next morning, his horses fed and harnessed
by lantern light, breakfast cooked and eaten by lamp fight, Old Man
Tarwater was off and away down Tarwater Valley on the road to
Kelterville.  Two things were unusual about this usual trip which he had
made a thousand and forty times since taking the mail contract.  He did
not drive to Kelterville, but turned off on the main road south to Santa
Rosa.  Even more remarkable than this was the paper-wrapped parcel
between his feet.  It contained his one decent black suit, which Mary had
been long reluctant to see him wear any more, not because it was shabby,
but because, as he guessed what was at the back of her mind, it was
decent enough to bury him in.

And at Santa Rosa, in a second-hand clothes shop, he sold the suit
outright for two dollars and a half.  From the same obliging shopman he
received four dollars for the wedding ring of his long-dead wife.  The
span of horses and the wagon he disposed of for seventy-five dollars,
although twenty-five was all he received down in cash.  Chancing to meet
Alton Granger on the street, to whom never before had he mentioned the
ten dollars loaned him in ’74, he reminded Alton Granger of the little
affair, and was promptly paid.  Also, of all unbelievable men to be in
funds, he so found the town drunkard for whom he had bought many a drink
in the old and palmy days.  And from him John Tarwater borrowed a dollar.
Finally, he took the afternoon train to San Francisco.

A dozen days later, carrying a half-empty canvas sack of blankets and old
clothes, he landed on the beach of Dyea in the thick of the great
Klondike Rush.  The beach was screaming bedlam.  Ten thousand tons of
outfit lay heaped and scattered, and twice ten thousand men struggled
with it and clamoured about it.  Freight, by Indian-back, over Chilcoot
to Lake Linderman, had jumped from sixteen to thirty cents a pound, which
latter was a rate of six hundred dollars a ton.  And the sub-arctic
winter gloomed near at hand.  All knew it, and all knew that of the
twenty thousand of them very few would get across the passes, leaving the
rest to winter and wait for the late spring thaw.

Such the beach old John Tarwater stepped upon; and straight across the
beach and up the trail toward Chilcoot he headed, cackling his ancient
chant, a very Grandfather Argus himself, with no outfit worry in the
world, for he did not possess any outfit.  That night he slept on the
flats, five miles above Dyea, at the head of canoe navigation.  Here the
Dyea River became a rushing mountain torrent, plunging out of a dark
canyon from the glaciers that fed it far above.

And here, early next morning, he beheld a little man weighing no more
than a hundred, staggering along a foot-log under all of a hundred pounds
of flour strapped on his back.  Also, he beheld the little man stumble
off the log and fall face-downward in a quiet eddy where the water was
two feet deep and proceed quietly to drown.  It was no desire of his to
take death so easily, but the flour on his back weighed as much as he and
would not let him up.

“Thank you, old man,” he said to Tarwater, when the latter had dragged
him up into the air and ashore.

While he unlaced his shoes and ran the water out, they had further talk.
Next, he fished out a ten-dollar gold-piece and offered it to his
rescuer.

Old Tarwater shook his head and shivered, for the ice-water had wet him
to his knees.

“But I reckon I wouldn’t object to settin’ down to a friendly meal with
you.”

“Ain’t had breakfast?” the little man, who was past forty and who had
said his name was Anson, queried with a glance frankly curious.

“Nary bite,” John Tarwater answered.

“Where’s your outfit?  Ahead?”

“Nary outfit.”

“Expect to buy your grub on the Inside?”

“Nary a dollar to buy it with, friend.  Which ain’t so important as a
warm bite of breakfast right now.”

In Anson’s camp, a quarter of a mile on, Tarwater found a slender,
red-whiskered young man of thirty cursing over a fire of wet willow wood.
Introduced as Charles, he transferred his scowl and wrath to Tarwater,
who, genially oblivious, devoted himself to the fire, took advantage of
the chill morning breeze to create a draught which the other had left
stupidly blocked by stones, and soon developed less smoke and more flame.
The third member of the party, Bill Wilson, or Big Bill as they called
him, came in with a hundred-and-forty-pound pack; and what Tarwater
esteemed to be a very rotten breakfast was dished out by Charles.  The
mush was half cooked and mostly burnt, the bacon was charred carbon, and
the coffee was unspeakable.

Immediately the meal was wolfed down the three partners took their empty
pack-straps and headed down trail to where the remainder of their outfit
lay at the last camp a mile away.  And old Tarwater became busy.  He
washed the dishes, foraged dry wood, mended a broken pack-strap, put an
edge on the butcher-knife and camp-axe, and repacked the picks and
shovels into a more carryable parcel.

What had impressed him during the brief breakfast was the sort of awe in
which Anson and Big Bill stood of Charles.  Once, during the morning,
while Anson took a breathing spell after bringing in another
hundred-pound pack, Tarwater delicately hinted his impression.

“You see, it’s this way,” Anson said.  “We’ve divided our leadership.
We’ve got specialities.  Now I’m a carpenter.  When we get to Lake
Linderman, and the trees are chopped and whipsawed into planks, I’ll boss
the building of the boat.  Big Bill is a logger and miner.  So he’ll boss
getting out the logs and all mining operations.  Most of our outfit’s
ahead.  We went broke paying the Indians to pack that much of it to the
top of Chilcoot.  Our last partner is up there with it, moving it along
by himself down the other side.  His name’s Liverpool, and he’s a sailor.
So, when the boat’s built, he’s the boss of the outfit to navigate the
lakes and rapids to Klondike.

“And Charles—this Mr. Crayton—what might his speciality be?” Tarwater
asked.

“He’s the business man.  When it comes to business and organization he’s
boss.”

“Hum,” Tarwater pondered.  “Very lucky to get such a bunch of
specialities into one outfit.”

“More than luck,” Anson agreed.  “It was all accident, too.  Each of us
started alone.  We met on the steamer coming up from San Francisco, and
formed the party.—Well, I got to be goin’.  Charles is liable to get
kicking because I ain’t packin’ my share’ just the same, you can’t expect
a hundred-pound man to pack as much as a hundred-and-sixty-pounder.”

“Stick around and cook us something for dinner,” Charles, on his next
load in and noting the effects of the old man’s handiness, told Tarwater.

And Tarwater cooked a dinner that was a dinner, washed the dishes, had
real pork and beans for supper, and bread baked in a frying-pan that was
so delectable that the three partners nearly foundered themselves on it.
Supper dishes washed, he cut shavings and kindling for a quick and
certain breakfast fire, showed Anson a trick with foot-gear that was
invaluable to any hiker, sang his “Like Argus of the Ancient Times,” and
told them of the great emigration across the Plains in Forty-nine.

“My goodness, the first cheerful and hearty-like camp since we hit the
beach,” Big Bill remarked as he knocked out his pipe and began pulling
off his shoes for bed.

“Kind of made things easy, boys, eh?”  Tarwater queried genially.

All nodded.  “Well, then, I got a proposition, boys.  You can take it or
leave it, but just listen kindly to it.  You’re in a hurry to get in
before the freeze-up.  Half the time is wasted over the cooking by one of
you that he might be puttin’ in packin’ outfit.  If I do the cookin’ for
you, you all’ll get on that much faster.  Also, the cookin’ ’ll be
better, and that’ll make you pack better.  And I can pack quite a bit
myself in between times, quite a bit, yes, sir, quite a bit.”

Big Bill and Anson were just beginning to nod their heads in agreement,
when Charles stopped them.

“What do you expect of us in return?” he demanded of the old man.

“Oh, I leave it up to the boys.”

“That ain’t business,” Charles reprimanded sharply.  “You made the
proposition.  Now finish it.”

“Well, it’s this way—”

“You expect us to feed you all winter, eh?” Charles interrupted.

“No, siree, I don’t.  All I reckon is a passage to Klondike in your boat
would be mighty square of you.”

“You haven’t an ounce of grub, old man.  You’ll starve to death when you
get there.”

“I’ve been feedin’ some long time pretty successful,” Old Tarwater
replied, a whimsical light in his eyes.  “I’m seventy, and ain’t starved
to death never yet.”

“Will you sign a paper to the effect that you shift for yourself as soon
as you get to Dawson?” the business one demanded.

“Oh, sure,” was the response.

Again Charles checked his two partners’ expressions of satisfaction with
the arrangement.

“One other thing, old man.  We’re a party of four, and we all have a vote
on questions like this.  Young Liverpool is ahead with the main outfit.
He’s got a say so, and he isn’t here to say it.”

“What kind of a party might he be?” Tarwater inquired.

“He’s a rough-neck sailor, and he’s got a quick, bad temper.”

“Some turbulent,” Anson contributed.

“And the way he can cuss is simply God-awful,” Big Bill testified.

“But he’s square,” Big Bill added.

Anson nodded heartily to this appraisal.

“Well, boys,” Tarwater summed up, “I set out for Californy and I got
there.  And I’m going to get to Klondike.  Ain’t a thing can stop me,
ain’t a thing.  I’m going to get three hundred thousand outa the ground,
too.  Ain’t a thing can stop me, ain’t a thing, because I just naturally
need the money.  I don’t mind a bad temper so long’s the boy is square.
I’ll take my chance, an’ I’ll work along with you till we catch up with
him.  Then, if he says no to the proposition, I reckon I’ll lose.  But
somehow I just can’t see ’m sayin’ no, because that’d mean too close up
to freeze-up and too late for me to find another chance like this.  And,
as I’m sure going to get to Klondike, it’s just plumb impossible for him
to say no.”

Old John Tarwater became a striking figure on a trail unusually replete
with striking figures.  With thousands of men, each back-tripping half a
ton of outfit, retracing every mile of the trail twenty times, all came
to know him and to hail him as “Father Christmas.”  And, as he worked,
ever he raised his chant with his age-falsetto voice.  None of the three
men he had joined could complain about his work.  True, his joints were
stiff—he admitted to a trifle of rheumatism.  He moved slowly, and seemed
to creak and crackle when he moved; but he kept on moving.  Last into the
blankets at night, he was first out in the morning, so that the other
three had hot coffee before their one before-breakfast pack.  And,
between breakfast and dinner and between dinner and supper, he always
managed to back-trip for several packs himself.  Sixty pounds was the
limit of his burden, however.  He could manage seventy-five, but he could
not keep it up.  Once, he tried ninety, but collapsed on the trail and
was seriously shaky for a couple of days afterward.

Work!  On a trail where hard-working men learned for the first time what
work was, no man worked harder in proportion to his strength than Old
Tarwater.  Driven desperately on by the near-thrust of winter, and lured
madly on by the dream of gold, they worked to their last ounce of
strength and fell by the way.  Others, when failure made certain, blew
out their brains.  Some went mad, and still others, under the irk of the
man-destroying strain, broke partnerships and dissolved life-time
friendships with fellows just as good as themselves and just as strained
and mad.

Work!  Old Tarwater could shame them all, despite his creaking and
crackling and the nasty hacking cough he had developed.  Early and late,
on trail or in camp beside the trail he was ever in evidence, ever busy
at something, ever responsive to the hail of “Father Christmas.”  Weary
back-trippers would rest their packs on a log or rock alongside of where
he rested his, and would say: “Sing us that song of yourn, dad, about
Forty-Nine.”  And, when he had wheezingly complied, they would arise
under their loads, remark that it was real heartening, and hit the
forward trail again.

“If ever a man worked his passage and earned it,” Big Bill confided to
his two partners, “that man’s our old Skeezicks.”

“You bet,” Anson confirmed.  “He’s a valuable addition to the party, and
I, for one, ain’t at all disagreeable to the notion of making him a
regular partner—”

“None of that!” Charles Crayton cut in.  “When we get to Dawson we’re
quit of him—that’s the agreement.  We’d only have to bury him if we let
him stay on with us.  Besides, there’s going to be a famine, and every
ounce of grub’ll count.  Remember, we’re feeding him out of our own
supply all the way in.  And if we run short in the pinch next year,
you’ll know the reason.  Steamboats can’t get up grub to Dawson till the
middle of June, and that’s nine months away.”

“Well, you put as much money and outfit in as the rest of us,” Big Bill
conceded, “and you’ve a say according.”

“And I’m going to have my say,” Charles asserted with increasing
irritability.  “And it’s lucky for you with your fool sentiments that
you’ve got somebody to think ahead for you, else you’d all starve to
death.  I tell you that famine’s coming.  I’ve been studying the
situation.  Flour will be two dollars a pound, or ten, and no sellers.
You mark my words.”

Across the rubble-covered flats, up the dark canyon to Sheep Camp, past
the over-hanging and ever-threatening glaciers to the Scales, and from
the Scales up the steep pitches of ice-scoured rock where packers climbed
with hands and feet, Old Tarwater camp-cooked and packed and sang.  He
blew across Chilcoot Pass, above timberline, in the first swirl of autumn
snow.  Those below, without firewood, on the bitter rim of Crater Lake,
heard from the driving obscurity above them a weird voice chanting:

   “Like Argus of the ancient times,
      We leave this modern Greece,
   Tum-tum, tum-tum, tum, tum, tum-tum,
      To shear the Golden Fleece.”

And out of the snow flurries they saw appear a tall, gaunt form, with
whiskers of flying white that blended with the storm, bending under a
sixty-pound pack of camp dunnage.

“Father Christmas!” was the hail.  And then: “Three rousing cheers for
Father Christmas!”

Two miles beyond Crater Lake lay Happy Camp—so named because here was
found the uppermost fringe of the timber line, where men might warm
themselves by fire again.  Scarcely could it be called timber, for it was
a dwarf rock-spruce that never raised its loftiest branches higher than a
foot above the moss, and that twisted and grovelled like a pig-vegetable
under the moss.  Here, on the trail leading into Happy Camp, in the first
sunshine of half a dozen days, Old Tarwater rested his pack against a
huge boulder and caught his breath.  Around this boulder the trail
passed, laden men toiling slowly forward and men with empty pack-straps
limping rapidly back for fresh loads.  Twice Old Tarwater essayed to rise
and go on, and each time, warned by his shakiness, sank back to recover
more strength.  From around the boulder he heard voices in greeting,
recognized Charles Crayton’s voice, and realized that at last they had
met up with Young Liverpool.  Quickly, Charles plunged into business, and
Tarwater heard with great distinctness every word of Charles’
unflattering description of him and the proposition to give him passage
to Dawson.

“A dam fool proposition,” was Liverpool’s judgment, when Charles had
concluded.  “An old granddad of seventy!  If he’s on his last legs, why
in hell did you hook up with him?  If there’s going to be a famine, and
it looks like it, we need every ounce of grub for ourselves.  We only
out-fitted for four, not five.”

“It’s all right,” Tarwater heard Charles assuring the other.  “Don’t get
excited.  The old codger agreed to leave the final decision to you when
we caught up with you.  All you’ve got to do is put your foot down and
say no.”

“You mean it’s up to me to turn the old one down, after your encouraging
him and taking advantage of his work clear from Dyea here?”

“It’s a hard trail, Liverpool, and only the men that are hard will get
through,” Charles strove to palliate.

“And I’m to do the dirty work?” Liverpool complained, while Tarwater’s
heart sank.

“That’s just about the size of it,” Charles said.  “You’ve got the
deciding.”

Then old Tarwater’s heart uprose again as the air was rent by a cyclone
of profanity, from the midst of which crackled sentences like:—“Dirty
skunks! . . . See you in hell first! . . . My mind’s made up! . . .
Hell’s fire and corruption! . . . The old codger goes down the Yukon with
us, stack on that, my hearty! . . . Hard?  You don’t know what hard is
unless I show you! . . . I’ll bust the whole outfit to hell and gone if
any of you try to side-track him! . . . Just try to side-track him, that
is all, and you’ll think the Day of Judgment and all God’s blastingness
has hit the camp in one chunk!”

Such was the invigoratingness of Liverpool’s flow of speech that, quite
without consciousness of effort, the old man arose easily under his load
and strode on toward Happy Camp.

From Happy Camp to Long Lake, from Long Lake to Deep Lake, and from Deep
Lake up over the enormous hog-back and down to Linderman, the man-killing
race against winter kept on.  Men broke their hearts and backs and wept
beside the trail in sheer exhaustion.  But winter never faltered.  The
fall gales blew, and amid bitter soaking rains and ever-increasing snow
flurries, Tarwater and the party to which he was attached piled the last
of their outfit on the beach.

There was no rest.  Across the lake, a mile above a roaring torrent, they
located a patch of spruce and built their saw-pit.  Here, by hand, with
an inadequate whipsaw, they sawed the spruce-trunks into lumber.  They
worked night and day.  Thrice, on the night-shift, underneath in the
saw-pit, Old Tarwater fainted.  By day he cooked as well, and, in the
betweenwhiles, helped Anson in the building of the boat beside the
torrent as the green planks came down.

The days grew shorter.  The wind shifted into the north and blew unending
gales.  In the mornings the weary men crawled from their blankets and in
their socks thawed out their frozen shoes by the fire Tarwater always had
burning for them.  Ever arose the increasing tale of famine on the
Inside.  The last grub steamboats up from Bering Sea were stalled by low
water at the beginning of the Yukon Flats hundreds of miles north of
Dawson.  In fact, they lay at the old Hudson Bay Company’s post at Fort
Yukon inside the Arctic Circle.  Flour in Dawson was up to two dollars a
pound, but no one would sell.  Bonanza and Eldorado Kings, with money to
burn, were leaving for the Outside because they could buy no grub.
Miners’ Committees were confiscating all grub and putting the population
on strict rations.  A man who held out an ounce of grub was shot like a
dog.  A score had been so executed already.

And, under a strain which had broken so many younger men, Old Tarwater
began to break.  His cough had become terrible, and had not his exhausted
comrades slept like the dead, he would have kept them awake nights.
Also, he began to take chills, so that he dressed up to go to bed.  When
he had finished so dressing, not a rag of garment remained in his clothes
bag.  All he possessed was on his back and swathed around his gaunt old
form.

“Gee!” said Big Bill.  “If he puts all he’s got on now, when it ain’t
lower than twenty above, what’ll he do later on when it goes down to
fifty and sixty below?”

They lined the rough-made boat down the mountain torrent, nearly losing
it a dozen times, and rowed across the south end of Lake Linderman in the
thick of a fall blizzard.  Next morning they planned to load and start,
squarely into the teeth of the north, on their perilous traverse of half
a thousand miles of lakes and rapids and box canyons.  But before he went
to bed that night, Young Liverpool was out over the camp.  He returned to
find his whole party asleep.  Rousing Tarwater, he talked with him in low
tones.

“Listen, dad,” he said.—“You’ve got a passage in our boat, and if ever a
man earned a passage you have.  But you know yourself you’re pretty well
along in years, and your health right now ain’t exciting.  If you go on
with us you’ll croak surer’n hell.—Now wait till I finish, dad.  The
price for a passage has jumped to five hundred dollars.  I’ve been
throwing my feet and I’ve hustled a passenger.  He’s an official of the
Alaska Commercial and just has to get in.  He’s bid up to six hundred to
go with me in our boat.  Now the passage is yours.  You sell it to him,
poke the six hundred into your jeans, and pull South for California while
the goin’s good.  You can be in Dyea in two days, and in California in a
week more.  What d’ye say?”

Tarwater coughed and shivered for a space, ere he could get freedom of
breath for speech.

“Son,” he said, “I just want to tell you one thing.  I drove my four yoke
of oxen across the Plains in Forty-nine and lost nary a one.  I drove
them plumb to Californy, and I freighted with them afterward out of
Sutter’s Fort to American Bar.  Now I’m going to Klondike.  Ain’t nothing
can stop me, ain’t nothing at all.  I’m going to ride that boat, with you
at the steering sweep, clean to Klondike, and I’m going to shake three
hundred thousand out of the moss-roots.  That being so, it’s contrary to
reason and common sense for me to sell out my passage.  But I thank you
kindly, son, I thank you kindly.”

The young sailor shot out his hand impulsively and gripped the old man’s.

“By God, dad!” he cried.  “You’re sure going to go then.  You’re the real
stuff.”  He looked with undisguised contempt across the sleepers to where
Charles Crayton snored in his red beard.  “They don’t seem to make your
kind any more, dad.”

Into the north they fought their way, although old-timers, coming out,
shook their heads and prophesied they would be frozen in on the lakes.
That the freeze-up might come any day was patent, and delays of safety
were no longer considered.  For this reason, Liverpool decided to shoot
the rapid stream connecting Linderman to Lake Bennett with the fully
loaded boat.  It was the custom to line the empty boats down and to
portage the cargoes across.  Even then many empty boats had been wrecked.
But the time was past for such precaution.

“Climb out, dad,” Liverpool commanded as he prepared to swing from the
bank and enter the rapids.

Old Tarwater shook his white head.

“I’m sticking to the outfit,” he declared.  “It’s the only way to get
through.  You see, son, I’m going to Klondike.  If I stick by the boat,
then the boat just naturally goes to Klondike, too.  If I get out, then
most likely you’ll lose the boat.”

“Well, there’s no use in overloading,” Charles announced, springing
abruptly out on the bank as the boat cast off.

“Next time you wait for my orders!” Liverpool shouted ashore as the
current gripped the boat.  “And there won’t be any more walking around
rapids and losing time waiting to pick you up!”

What took them ten minutes by river, took Charles half an hour by land,
and while they waited for him at the head of Lake Bennett they passed the
time of day with several dilapidated old-timers on their way out.  The
famine news was graver than ever.  The North-west Mounted Police,
stationed at the foot of Lake Marsh where the gold-rushers entered
Canadian territory, were refusing to let a man past who did not carry
with him seven hundred pounds of grub.  In Dawson City a thousand men,
with dog-teams, were waiting the freeze-up to come out over the ice.  The
trading companies could not fill their grub-contracts, and partners were
cutting the cards to see which should go and which should stay and work
the claims.

“That settles it,” Charles announced, when he learned of the action of
the mounted police on the boundary.  “Old Man, you might as well start
back now.”

“Climb aboard!”  Liverpool commanded.  “We’re going to Klondike, and old
dad is going along.”

A shift of gale to the south gave them a fair wind down Lake Bennett,
before which they ran under a huge sail made by Liverpool.  The heavy
weight of outfit gave such ballast that he cracked on as a daring sailor
should when moments counted.  A shift of four points into the south-west,
coming just at the right time as they entered upon Caribou Crossing,
drove them down that connecting link to lakes Tagish and Marsh.  In
stormy sunset and twilight—they made the dangerous crossing of Great
Windy Arm, wherein they beheld two other boat-loads of gold-rushers
capsize and drown.

Charles was for beaching for the night, but Liverpool held on, steering
down Tagish by the sound of the surf on the shoals and by the occasional
shore-fires that advertised wrecked or timid argonauts.  At four in the
morning, he aroused Charles.  Old Tarwater, shiveringly awake, heard
Liverpool order Crayton aft beside him at the steering-sweep, and also
heard the one-sided conversation.

“Just listen, friend Charles, and keep your own mouth shut,” Liverpool
began.  “I want you to get one thing into your head and keep it there:
_old dad’s going by the police_.  _Understand_?  _He’s going by_.  When
they examine our outfit, old dad’s got a fifth share in it, savvee?
That’ll put us all ’way under what we ought to have, but we can bluff it
through.  Now get this, and get it hard: _there ain’t going to be any
fall-down on this bluff_—”

“If you think I’d give away on the old codger—” Charles began
indignantly.

“You thought that,” Liverpool checked him, “because I never mentioned any
such thing.  Now—get me and get me hard: I don’t care what you’ve been
thinking.  It’s what you’re going to think.  We’ll make the police post
some time this afternoon, and we’ve got to get ready to pull the bluff
without a hitch, and a word to the wise is plenty.”

“If you think I’ve got it in my mind—” Charles began again.

“Look here,” Liverpool shut him off.  “I don’t know what’s in your mind.
I don’t want to know.  I want you to know what’s in my mind.  If there’s
any slip-up, if old dad gets turned back by the police, I’m going to pick
out the first quiet bit of landscape and take you ashore on it.  And then
I’m going to beat you up to the Queen’s taste.  Get me, and get me hard.
It ain’t going to be any half-way beating, but a real, two-legged,
two-fisted, he-man beating.  I don’t expect I’ll kill you, but I’ll come
damn near to half-killing you.”

“But what can I do?” Charles almost whimpered.

“Just one thing,” was Liverpool’s final word.  “You just pray.  You pray
so hard that old dad gets by the police that he does get by.  That’s all.
Go back to your blankets.”

Before they gained Lake Le Barge, the land was sheeted with snow that
would not melt for half a year.  Nor could they lay their boat at will
against the bank, for the rim-ice was already forming.  Inside the mouth
of the river, just ere it entered Lake Le Barge, they found a hundred
storm-bound boats of the argonauts.  Out of the north, across the full
sweep of the great lake, blew an unending snow gale.  Three mornings they
put out and fought it and the cresting seas it drove that turned to ice
as they fell in-board.  While the others broke their hearts at the oars,
Old Tarwater managed to keep up just sufficient circulation to survive by
chopping ice and throwing it overboard.

Each day for three days, beaten to helplessness, they turned tail on the
battle and ran back into the sheltering river.  By the fourth day, the
hundred boats had increased to three hundred, and the two thousand
argonauts on board knew that the great gale heralded the freeze-up of Le
Barge.  Beyond, the rapid rivers would continue to run for days, but
unless they got beyond, and immediately, they were doomed to be frozen in
for six months to come.

“This day we go through,” Liverpool announced.  “We turn back for
nothing.  And those of us that dies at the oars will live again and go on
pulling.”

And they went through, winning half the length of the lake by nightfall
and pulling on through all the night hours as the wind went down, falling
asleep at the oars and being rapped awake by Liverpool, toiling on
through an age-long nightmare while the stars came out and the surface of
the lake turned to the unruffledness of a sheet of paper and froze
skin-ice that tinkled like broken glass as their oar-blades shattered it.

As day broke clear and cold, they entered the river, with behind them a
sea of ice.  Liverpool examined his aged passenger and found him helpless
and almost gone.  When he rounded the boat to against the rim-ice to
build a fire and warm up Tarwater inside and out, Charles protested
against such loss of time.

“This ain’t business, so don’t you come horning in,” Liverpool informed
him.  “I’m running the boat trip.  So you just climb out and chop
firewood, and plenty of it.  I’ll take care of dad.  You, Anson, make a
fire on the bank.  And you, Bill, set up the Yukon stove in the boat.
Old dad ain’t as young as the rest of us, and for the rest of this voyage
he’s going to have a fire on board to sit by.”

All of which came to pass; and the boat, in the grip of the current, like
a river steamer with smoke rising from the two joints of stove-pipe,
grounded on shoals, hung up on split currents, and charged rapids and
canyons, as it drove deeper into the Northland winter.  The Big and
Little Salmon rivers were throwing mush-ice into the main river as they
passed, and, below the riffles, anchor-ice arose from the river bottom
and coated the surface with crystal scum.  Night and day the rim-ice
grew, till, in quiet places, it extended out a hundred yards from shore.
And Old Tarwater, with all his clothes on, sat by the stove and kept the
fire going.  Night and day, not daring to stop for fear of the imminent
freeze-up, they dared to run, an increasing mushiness of ice running with
them.

“What ho, old hearty?” Liverpool would call out at times.

“Cheer O,” Old Tarwater had learned to respond.

“What can I ever do for you, son, in payment?” Tarwater, stoking the
fire, would sometimes ask Liverpool, beating now one released hand and
now the other as he fought for circulation where he steered in the
freezing stern-sheets.

“Just break out that regular song of yours, old Forty-Niner,” was the
invariable reply.

And Tarwater would lift his voice in the cackling chant, as he lifted it
at the end, when the boat swung in through driving cake-ice and moored to
the Dawson City bank, and all waterfront Dawson pricked its ears to hear
the triumphant pæan:

   Like Argus of the ancient times,
      We leave this modern Greece,
   Tum-tum, tum-tum, tum, tum, tum-tum,
      To shear the Golden Fleece,

Charles did it, but he did it so discreetly that none of his party, least
of all the sailor, ever learned of it.  He saw two great open barges
being filled up with men, and, on inquiry, learned that these were
grubless ones being rounded up and sent down the Yukon by the Committee
of Safety.  The barges were to be towed by the last little steamboat in
Dawson, and the hope was that Fort Yukon, where lay the stranded
steamboats, would be gained before the river froze.  At any rate, no
matter what happened to them, Dawson would be relieved of their
grub-consuming presence.  So to the Committee of Safety Charles went,
privily to drop a flea in its ear concerning Tarwater’s grubless,
moneyless, and aged condition.  Tarwater was one of the last gathered in,
and when Young Liverpool returned to the boat, from the bank he saw the
barges in a run of cake-ice, disappearing around the bend below
Moose-hide Mountain.

Running in cake-ice all the way, and several times escaping jams in the
Yukon Flats, the barges made their hundreds of miles of progress farther
into the north and froze up cheek by jowl with the grub-fleet.  Here,
inside the Arctic Circle, Old Tarwater settled down to pass the long
winter.  Several hours’ work a day, chopping firewood for the steamboat
companies, sufficed to keep him in food.  For the rest of the time there
was nothing to do but hibernate in his log cabin.

Warmth, rest, and plenty to eat, cured his hacking cough and put him in
as good physical condition as was possible for his advanced years.  But,
even before Christmas, the lack of fresh vegetables caused scurvy to
break out, and disappointed adventurer after disappointed adventurer took
to his bunk in abject surrender to this culminating misfortune.  Not so
Tarwater.  Even before the first symptoms appeared on him, he was putting
into practice his one prescription, namely, exercise.  From the junk of
the old trading post he resurrected a number of rusty traps, and from one
of the steamboat captains he borrowed a rifle.

Thus equipped, he ceased from wood-chopping, and began to make more than
a mere living.  Nor was he downhearted when the scurvy broke out on his
own body.  Ever he ran his trap-lines and sang his ancient chant.  Nor
could the pessimist shake his surety of the three hundred thousand of
Alaskan gold he as going to shake out of the moss-roots.

“But this ain’t gold-country,” they told him.

“Gold is where you find it, son, as I should know who was mining before
you was born, ’way back in Forty-Nine,” was his reply.  “What was Bonanza
Creek but a moose-pasture?  No miner’d look at it; yet they washed
five-hundred-dollar pans and took out fifty million dollars.  Eldorado
was just as bad.  For all you know, right under this here cabin, or right
over the next hill, is millions just waiting for a lucky one like me to
come and shake it out.”

At the end of January came his disaster.  Some powerful animal that he
decided was a bob-cat, managing to get caught in one of his smaller
traps, dragged it away.  A heavy snow-fall put a stop midway to his
pursuit, losing the trail for him and losing himself.  There were but
several hours of daylight each day between the twenty hours of
intervening darkness, and his efforts in the grey light and continually
falling snow succeeded only in losing him more thoroughly.  Fortunately,
when winter snow falls in the Northland the thermometer invariably rises;
so, instead of the customary forty and fifty and even sixty degrees below
zero, the temperature remained fifteen below.  Also, he was warmly clad
and had a full matchbox.  Further to mitigate his predicament, on the
fifth day he killed a wounded moose that weighed over half a ton.  Making
his camp beside it on a spruce-bottom, he was prepared to last out the
winter, unless a searching party found him or his scurvy grew worse.

But at the end of two weeks there had been no sign of search, while his
scurvy had undeniably grown worse.  Against his fire, banked from outer
cold by a shelter-wall of spruce-boughs, he crouched long hours in sleep
and long hours in waking.  But the waking hours grew less, becoming
semi-waking or half-dreaming hours as the process of hibernation worked
their way with him.  Slowly the sparkle point of consciousness and
identity that was John Tarwater sank, deeper and deeper, into the
profounds of his being that had been compounded ere man was man, and
while he was becoming man, when he, first of all animals, regarded
himself with an introspective eye and laid the beginnings of morality in
foundations of nightmare peopled by the monsters of his own
ethic-thwarted desires.

Like a man in fever, waking to intervals of consciousness, so Old
Tarwater awoke, cooked his moose-meat, and fed the fire; but more and
more time he spent in his torpor, unaware of what was day-dream and what
was sleep-dream in the content of his unconsciousness.  And here, in the
unforgetable crypts of man’s unwritten history, unthinkable and
unrealizable, like passages of nightmare or impossible adventures of
lunacy, he encountered the monsters created of man’s first morality that
ever since have vexed him into the spinning of fantasies to elude them or
do battle with them.

In short, weighted by his seventy years, in the vast and silent
loneliness of the North, Old Tarwater, as in the delirium of drug or
anæsthetic, recovered within himself, the infantile mind of the child-man
of the early world.  It was in the dusk of Death’s fluttery wings that
Tarwater thus crouched, and, like his remote forebear, the child-man,
went to myth-making, and sun-heroizing, himself hero-maker and the hero
in quest of the immemorable treasure difficult of attainment.

Either must he attain the treasure—for so ran the inexorable logic of the
shadow-land of the unconscious—or else sink into the all-devouring sea,
the blackness eater of the light that swallowed to extinction the sun
each night . . . the sun that arose ever in rebirth next morning in the
east, and that had become to man man’s first symbol of immortality
through rebirth.  All this, in the deeps of his unconsciousness (the
shadowy western land of descending light), was the near dusk of Death
down into which he slowly ebbed.

But how to escape this monster of the dark that from within him slowly
swallowed him?  Too deep-sunk was he to dream of escape or feel the prod
of desire to escape.  For him reality had ceased.  Nor from within the
darkened chamber of himself could reality recrudesce.  His years were too
heavy upon him, the debility of disease and the lethargy and torpor of
the silence and the cold were too profound.  Only from without could
reality impact upon him and reawake within him an awareness of reality.
Otherwise he would ooze down through the shadow-realm of the unconscious
into the all-darkness of extinction.

But it came, the smash of reality from without, crashing upon his ear
drums in a loud, explosive snort.  For twenty days, in a temperature that
had never risen above fifty below, no breath of wind had blown movement,
no slightest sound had broken the silence.  Like the smoker on the opium
couch refocusing his eyes from the spacious walls of dream to the narrow
confines of the mean little room, so Old Tarwater stared vague-eyed
before him across his dying fire, at a huge moose that stared at him in
startlement, dragging a wounded leg, manifesting all signs of extreme
exhaustion; it, too, had been straying blindly in the shadow-land, and
had wakened to reality only just ere it stepped into Tarwater’s fire.

He feebly slipped the large fur mitten lined with thickness of wool from
his right hand.  Upon trial he found the trigger finger too numb for
movement.  Carefully, slowly, through long minutes, he worked the bare
hand inside his blankets, up under his fur _parka_, through the chest
openings of his shirts, and into the slightly warm hollow of his left
arm-pit.  Long minutes passed ere the finger could move, when, with equal
slowness of caution, he gathered his rifle to his shoulder and drew bead
upon the great animal across the fire.

At the shot, of the two shadow-wanderers, the one reeled downward to the
dark and the other reeled upward to the light, swaying drunkenly on his
scurvy-ravaged legs, shivering with nervousness and cold, rubbing
swimming eyes with shaking fingers, and staring at the real world all
about him that had returned to him with such sickening suddenness.  He
shook himself together, and realized that for long, how long he did not
know, he had bedded in the arms of Death.  He spat, with definite
intention, heard the spittle crackle in the frost, and judged it must be
below and far below sixty below.  In truth, that day at Fort Yukon, the
spirit thermometer registered seventy-five degrees below zero, which,
since freezing-point is thirty-two above, was equivalent to one hundred
and seven degrees of frost.

Slowly Tarwater’s brain reasoned to action.  Here, in the vast alone,
dwelt Death.  Here had come two wounded moose.  With the clearing of the
sky after the great cold came on, he had located his bearings, and he
knew that both wounded moose had trailed to him from the east.
Therefore, in the east, were men—whites or Indians he could not tell, but
at any rate men who might stand by him in his need and help moor him to
reality above the sea of dark.

He moved slowly, but he moved in reality, girding himself with rifle,
ammunition, matches, and a pack of twenty pounds of moose-meat.  Then, an
Argus rejuvenated, albeit lame of both legs and tottery, he turned his
back on the perilous west and limped into the sun-arising, re-birthing
east. . . .

Days later—how many days later he was never to know—dreaming dreams and
seeing visions, cackling his old gold-chant of Forty-Nine, like one
drowning and swimming feebly to keep his consciousness above the
engulfing dark, he came out upon the snow-slope to a canyon and saw below
smoke rising and men who ceased from work to gaze at him.  He tottered
down the hill to them, still singing; and when he ceased from lack of
breath they called him variously: Santa Claus, Old Christmas, Whiskers,
the Last of the Mohicans, and Father Christmas.  And when he stood among
them he stood very still, without speech, while great tears welled out of
his eyes.  He cried silently, a long time, till, as if suddenly
bethinking himself, he sat down in the snow with much creaking and
crackling of his joints, and from this low vantage point toppled sidewise
and fainted calmly and easily away.

In less than a week Old Tarwater was up and limping about the housework
of the cabin, cooking and dish-washing for the five men of the creek.
Genuine sourdoughs (pioneers) they were, tough and hard-bitten, who had
been buried so deeply inside the Circle that they did not know there was
a Klondike Strike.  The news he brought them was their first word of it.
They lived on an almost straight-meat diet of moose, caribou, and smoked
salmon, eked out with wild berries and somewhat succulent wild roots they
had stocked up with in the summer.  They had forgotten the taste of
coffee, made fire with a burning glass, carried live fire-sticks with
them wherever they travelled, and in their pipes smoked dry leaves that
bit the tongue and were pungent to the nostrils.

Three years before, they had prospected from the head-reaches of the
Koyokuk northward and clear across to the mouth of the Mackenzie on the
Arctic Ocean.  Here, on the whaleships, they had beheld their last white
men and equipped themselves with the last white man’s grub, consisting
principally of salt and smoking tobacco.  Striking south and west on the
long traverse to the junction of the Yukon and Porcupine at Fort Yukon,
they had found gold on this creek and remained over to work the ground.

They hailed the advent of Tarwater with joy, never tired of listening to
his tales of Forty-Nine, and rechristened him Old Hero.  Also, with tea
made from spruce needles, with concoctions brewed from the inner willow
bark, and with sour and bitter roots and bulbs from the ground, they
dosed his scurvy out of him, so that he ceased limping and began to lay
on flesh over his bony framework.  Further, they saw no reason at all why
he should not gather a rich treasure of gold from the ground.

“Don’t know about all of three hundred thousand,” they told him one
morning, at breakfast, ere they departed to their work, “but how’d a
hundred thousand do, Old Hero?  That’s what we figure a claim is worth,
the ground being badly spotted, and we’ve already staked your location
notices.”

“Well, boys,” Old Tarwater answered, “and thanking you kindly, all I can
say is that a hundred thousand will do nicely, and very nicely, for a
starter.  Of course, I ain’t goin’ to stop till I get the full three
hundred thousand.  That’s what I come into the country for.”

They laughed and applauded his ambition and reckoned they’d have to hunt
a richer creek for him.  And Old Hero reckoned that as the spring came on
and he grew spryer, he’d have to get out and do a little snooping around
himself.

“For all anybody knows,” he said, pointing to a hillside across the creek
bottom, “the moss under the snow there may be plumb rooted in nugget
gold.”

He said no more, but as the sun rose higher and the days grew longer and
warmer, he gazed often across the creek at the definite bench-formation
half way up the hill.  And, one day, when the thaw was in full swing, he
crossed the stream and climbed to the bench.  Exposed patches of ground
had already thawed an inch deep.  On one such patch he stopped, gathered
a bunch of moss in his big gnarled hands, and ripped it out by the roots.
The sun smouldered on dully glistening yellow.  He shook the handful of
moss, and coarse nuggets, like gravel, fell to the ground.  It was the
Golden Fleece ready for the shearing.

Not entirely unremembered in Alaskan annals is the summer stampede of
1898 from Fort Yukon to the bench diggings of Tarwater Hill.  And when
Tarwater sold his holdings to the Bowdie interests for a sheer
half-million and faced for California, he rode a mule over a new-cut
trail, with convenient road houses along the way, clear to the steamboat
landing at Fort Yukon.

At the first meal on the ocean-going steamship out of St. Michaels, a
waiter, greyish-haired, pain-ravaged of face, scurvy-twisted of body,
served him.  Old Tarwater was compelled to look him over twice in order
to make certain he was Charles Crayton.

“Got it bad, eh, son?” Tarwater queried.

“Just my luck,” the other complained, after recognition and greeting.
“Only one of the party that the scurvy attacked.  I’ve been through hell.
The other three are all at work and healthy, getting grub-stake to
prospect up White River this winter.  Anson’s earning twenty-five a day
at carpentering, Liverpool getting twenty logging for the saw-mill, and
Big Bill’s getting forty a day as chief sawyer.  I tried my best, and if
it hadn’t been for scurvy . . .”

“Sure, son, you done your best, which ain’t much, you being naturally
irritable and hard from too much business.  Now I’ll tell you what.  You
ain’t fit to work crippled up this way.  I’ll pay your passage with the
captain in kind remembrance of the voyage you gave me, and you can lay up
and take it easy the rest of the trip.  And what are your circumstances
when you land at San Francisco?”

Charles Crayton shrugged his shoulders.

“Tell you what,” Tarwater continued.  “There’s work on the ranch for you
till you can start business again.”

“I could manage your business for you—” Charles began eagerly.

“No, siree,” Tarwater declared emphatically.  “But there’s always
post-holes to dig, and cordwood to chop, and the climate’s fine . . . ”

Tarwater arrived home a true prodigal grandfather for whom the fatted
calf was killed and ready.  But first, ere he sat down at table, he must
stroll out and around.  And sons and daughters of his flesh and of the
law needs must go with him fulsomely eating out of the gnarled old hand
that had half a million to disburse.  He led the way, and no opinion he
slyly uttered was preposterous or impossible enough to draw dissent from
his following.  Pausing by the ruined water wheel which he had built from
the standing timber, his face beamed as he gazed across the stretches of
Tarwater Valley, and on and up the far heights to the summit of Tarwater
Mountain—now all his again.

A thought came to him that made him avert his face and blow his nose in
order to hide the twinkle in his eyes.  Still attended by the entire
family, he strolled on to the dilapidated barn.  He picked up an
age-weathered single-tree from the ground.

“William,” he said.  “Remember that little conversation we had just
before I started to Klondike?  Sure, William, you remember.  You told me
I was crazy.  And I said my father’d have walloped the tar out of me with
a single-tree if I’d spoke to him that way.”

“Aw, but that was only foolin’,” William temporized.

William was a grizzled man of forty-five, and his wife and grown sons
stood in the group, curiously watching Grandfather Tarwater take off his
coat and hand it to Mary to hold.

“William—come here,” he commanded imperatively.

No matter how reluctantly, William came.

“Just a taste, William, son, of what my father give me often enough,” Old
Tarwater crooned, as he laid on his son’s back and shoulders with the
single-tree.  “Observe, I ain’t hitting you on the head.  My father had a
gosh-wollickin’ temper and never drew the line at heads when he went
after tar.—Don’t jerk your elbows back that way!  You’re likely to get a
crack on one by accident.  And just tell me one thing, William, son: is
there nary notion in your head that I’m crazy?”

“No!” William yelped out in pain, as he danced about.  “You ain’t crazy,
father of course you ain’t crazy!”

“You said it,” Old Tarwater remarked sententiously, tossing the
single-tree aside and starting to struggle into his coat.  “Now let’s all
go in and eat.”

                                 THE END.

Glen Ellen, California,
      _September_ 14, 1916.




THE PRINCESS


A FIRE burned cheerfully in the jungle camp, and beside the fire lolled a
cheerful-seeming though horrible-appearing man.  This was a hobo jungle,
pitched in a thin strip of woods that lay between a railroad embankment
and the bank of a river.  But no hobo was the man.  So deep-sunk was he
in the social abyss that a proper hobo would not sit by the same fire
with him.  A gay-cat, who is an ignorant new-comer on the “Road,” might
sit with such as he, but only long enough to learn better.  Even low down
bindle-stiffs and stew-bums, after a once-over, would have passed this
man by.  A genuine hobo, a couple of punks, or a bunch of tender-yeared
road-kids might have gone through his rags for any stray pennies or
nickels and kicked him out into the darkness.  Even an alki-stiff would
have reckoned himself immeasurably superior.

For this man was that hybrid of tramp-land, an alki-stiff that has
degenerated into a stew-bum, with so little self-respect that he will
never “boil-up,” and with so little pride that he will eat out of a
garbage can.  He was truly horrible-appearing.  He might have been sixty
years of age; he might have been ninety.  His garments might have been
discarded by a rag-picker.  Beside him, an unrolled bundle showed itself
as consisting of a ragged overcoat and containing an empty and
smoke-blackened tomato can, an empty and battered condensed milk can,
some dog-meat partly wrapped in brown paper and evidently begged from
some butcher-shop, a carrot that had been run over in the street by a
wagon-wheel, three greenish-cankered and decayed potatoes, and a
sugar-bun with a mouthful bitten from it and rescued from the gutter, as
was made patent by the gutter-filth that still encrusted it.

A prodigious growth of whiskers, greyish-dirty and untrimmed for years,
sprouted from his face.  This hirsute growth should have been white, but
the season was summer and it had not been exposed to a rain-shower for
some time.  What was visible of the face looked as if at some period it
had stopped a hand-grenade.  The nose was so variously malformed in its
healed brokenness that there was no bridge, while one nostril, the size
of a pea, opened downward, and the other, the size of a robin’s egg,
tilted upward to the sky.  One eye, of normal size, dim-brown and misty,
bulged to the verge of popping out, and as if from senility wept
copiously and continuously.  The other eye, scarcely larger than a
squirrel’s and as uncannily bright, twisted up obliquely into the hairy
scar of a bone-crushed eyebrow.  And he had but one arm.

Yet was he cheerful.  On his face, in mild degree, was depicted sensuous
pleasure as he lethargically scratched his ribs with his one hand.  He
pawed over his food-scraps, debated, then drew a twelve-ounce druggist
bottle from his inside coat-pocket.  The bottle was full of a colourless
liquid, the contemplation of which made his little eye burn brighter and
quickened his movements.  Picking up the tomato can, he arose, went down
the short path to the river, and returned with the can filled with
not-nice river water.  In the condensed milk can he mixed one part of
water with two parts of fluid from the bottle.  This colourless fluid was
druggist’s alcohol, and as such is known in tramp-land as “alki.”

Slow footsteps, coming down the side of the railroad embankment, alarmed
him ere he could drink.  Placing the can carefully upon the ground
between his legs, he covered it with his hat and waited anxiously
whatever impended.

Out of the darkness emerged a man as filthy ragged as he.  The new-comer,
who might have been fifty, and might have been sixty, was grotesquely
fat.  He bulged everywhere.  He was composed of bulges.  His bulbous nose
was the size and shape of a turnip.  His eyelids bulged and his blue eyes
bulged in competition with them.  In many places the seams of his
garments had parted across the bulges of body.  His calves grew into his
feet, for the broken elastic sides of his Congress gaiters were swelled
full with the fat of him.  One arm only he sported, from the shoulder of
which was suspended a small and tattered bundle with the mud caked dry on
the outer covering from the last place he had pitched his doss.  He
advanced with tentative caution, made sure of the harmlessness of the man
beside the fire, and joined him.

“Hello, grandpa,” the new-comer greeted, then paused to stare at the
other’s flaring, sky-open nostril.  “Say, Whiskers, how’d ye keep the
night dew out of that nose o’ yourn?”

Whiskers growled an incoherence deep in his throat and spat into the fire
in token that he was not pleased by the question.

“For the love of Mike,” the fat man chuckled, “if you got caught out in a
rainstorm without an umbrella you’d sure drown, wouldn’t you?”

“Can it, Fatty, can it,” Whiskers muttered wearily.  “They ain’t nothin’
new in that line of chatter.  Even the bulls hand it out to me.”

“But you can still drink, I hope”; Fatty at the same time mollified and
invited, with his one hand deftly pulling the slip-knots that fastened
his bundle.

From within the bundle he brought to light a twelve-ounce bottle of alki.
Footsteps coming down the embankment alarmed him, and he hid the bottle
under his hat on the ground between his legs.

But the next comer proved to be not merely one of their own ilk, but
likewise to have only one arm.  So forbidding of aspect was he that
greetings consisted of no more than grunts.  Huge-boned, tall, gaunt to
cadaverousness, his face a dirty death’s head, he was as repellent a
nightmare of old age as ever Doré imagined.  His toothless, thin-lipped
mouth was a cruel and bitter slash under a great curved nose that almost
met the chin and that was like a buzzard’s beak.  His one hand, lean and
crooked, was a talon.  The beady grey eyes, unblinking and unwavering,
were bitter as death, as bleak as absolute zero and as merciless.  His
presence was a chill, and Whiskers and Fatty instinctively drew together
for protection against the unguessed threat of him.  Watching his chance,
privily, Whiskers snuggled a chunk of rock several pounds in weigh close
to his hand if need for action should arise.  Fatty duplicated the
performance.

Then both sat licking their lips, guiltily embarrassed, while the
unblinking eyes of the terrible one bored into them, now into one, now
into another, and then down at the rock-chunks of their preparedness.

“Huh!” sneered the terrible one, with such dreadfulness of menace as to
cause Whiskers and Fatty involuntarily to close their hands down on their
cave-man’s weapons.

“Huh!” the other repeated, reaching his one talon into his side coat
pocket with swift definiteness.  “A hell of a chance you two cheap bums
’d have with me.”

The talon emerged, clutching ready for action a six-pound iron quoit.

“We ain’t lookin’ for trouble, Slim,” Fatty quavered.

“Who in hell are you to call me ‘Slim’?” came the snarling answer.

“Me?  I’m just Fatty, an’ seein’ ’s I never seen you before—”

“An’ I suppose that’s Whiskers, there, with the gay an’ festive lamp
tan-going into his eyebrow an’ the God-forgive-us nose joy-riding all
over his mug?”

“It’ll do, it’ll do,” Whiskers muttered uncomfortably.  “One monica’s as
good as another, I find, at my time of life.  And everybody hands it out
to me anyway.  And I need an umbrella when it rains to keep from getting
drowned, an’ all the rest of it.”

“I ain’t used to company—don’t like it,” Slim growled.  “So if you guys
want to stick around, mind your step, that’s all, mind your step.”

He fished from his pocket a cigar stump, self-evidently shot from the
gutter, and prepared to put it in his mouth to chew.  Then he changed his
mind, glared at his companions savagely, and unrolled his bundle.
Appeared in his hand a druggist’s bottle of alki.

“Well,” he snarled, “I suppose I gotta give you cheap skates a drink when
I ain’t got more’n enough for a good petrification for myself.”

Almost a softening flicker of light was imminent in his withered face as
he beheld the others proudly lift their hats and exhibit their own
supplies.

“Here’s some water for the mixin’s,” Whiskers said, proffering his
tomato-can of river slush.  “Stockyards just above,” he added
apologetically.  “But they say—”

“Huh!” Slim snapped short, mixing the drink.  “I’ve drunk worse’n
stockyards in my time.”

Yet when all was ready, cans of alki in their solitary hands, the three
things that had once been men hesitated, as if of old habit, and next
betrayed shame as if at self-exposure.

Whiskers was the first to brazen it.

“I’ve sat in at many a finer drinking,” he bragged.

“With the pewter,” Slim sneered.

“With the silver,” Whiskers corrected.

Slim turned a scorching eye-interrogation on Fatty.

Fatty nodded.

“Beneath the salt,” said Slim.

“Above it,” came Fatty’s correction.  “I was born above it, and I’ve
never travelled second class.  First or steerage, but no intermediate in
mine.”

“Yourself?” Whiskers queried of Slim.

“In broken glass to the Queen, God bless her,” Slim answered, solemnly,
without snarl or sneer.

“In the pantry?” Fatty insinuated.

Simultaneously Slim reached for his quoit, and Whiskers and Fatty for
their rocks.

“Now don’t let’s get feverish,” Fatty said, dropping his own weapon.  “We
aren’t scum.  We’re gentlemen.  Let’s drink like gentlemen.”

“Let it be a real drinking,” Whiskers approved.

“Let’s get petrified,” Slim agreed.  “Many a distillery’s flowed under
the bridge since we were gentlemen; but let’s forget the long road we’ve
travelled since, and hit our doss in the good old fashion in which every
gentleman went to bed when we were young.”

“My father done it—did it,” Fatty concurred and corrected, as old
recollections exploded long-sealed brain-cells of connotation and correct
usage.

The other two nodded a descent from similar fathers, and elevated their
tin cans of alcohol.

                                * * * * *

By the time each had finished his own bottle and from his rags fished
forth a second one, their brains were well-mellowed and a-glow, although
they had not got around to telling their real names.  But their English
had improved.  They spoke it correctly, while the argo of tramp-land
ceased from their lips.

“It’s my constitution,” Whiskers was explaining.  “Very few men could go
through what I have and live to tell the tale.  And I never took any care
of myself.  If what the moralists and the physiologists say were true,
I’d have been dead long ago.  And it’s the same with you two.  Look at
us, at our advanced years, carousing as the young ones don’t dare,
sleeping out in the open on the ground, never sheltered from frost nor
rain nor storm, never afraid of pneumonia or rheumatism that would put
half the young ones on their backs in hospital.”

He broke off to mix another drink, and Fatty took up the tale.

“And we’ve had our fun,” he boasted, “and speaking of sweethearts and
all,” he cribbed from Kipling, “‘We’ve rogued and we’ve ranged—’”

“‘In our time,’” Slim completed the crib for him.

“I should say so, I should say so,” Fatty confirmed.  “And been loved by
princesses—at least I have.”

“Go on and tell us about it,” Whiskers urged.  “The night’s young, and
why shouldn’t we remember back to the roofs of kings?”

Nothing loth, Fatty cleared his throat for the recital and cast about in
his mind for the best way to begin.

“It must be known that I came of good family.  Percival Delaney, let us
say, yes, let us say Percival Delaney, was not unknown at Oxford once
upon a time—not for scholarship, I am frank to admit; but the gay young
dogs of that day, if any be yet alive, would remember him—”

“My people came over with the Conqueror,” Whiskers interrupted, extending
his hand to Fatty’s in acknowledgment of the introduction.

“What name?” Fatty queried.  “I did not seem quite to catch it.”

“Delarouse, Chauncey Delarouse.  The name will serve as well as any.”

Both completed the handshake and glanced to Slim.

“Oh, well, while we’re about it . . . ”  Fatty urged.

“Bruce Cadogan Cavendish,” Slim growled morosely.  “Go on, Percival, with
your princesses and the roofs of kings.”

“Oh, I was a rare young devil,” Percival obliged, “after I played ducks
and drakes at home and sported out over the world.  And I was some figure
of a man before I lost my shape—polo, steeple-chasing, boxing.  I won
medals at buckjumping in Australia, and I held more than several swimming
records from the quarter of a mile up.  Women turned their heads to look
when I went by.  The women!  God bless them!”

And Fatty, alias Percival Delaney, a grotesque of manhood, put his bulgy
hand to his puffed lips and kissed audibly into the starry vault of the
sky.

“And the Princess!” he resumed, with another kiss to the stars.  “She was
as fine a figure of a woman as I was a man, as high-spirited and
courageous, as reckless and dare-devilish.  Lord, Lord, in the water she
was a mermaid, a sea-goddess.  And when it came to blood, beside her I
was parvenu.  Her royal line traced back into the mists of antiquity.

“She was not a daughter of a fair-skinned folk.  Tawny golden was she,
with golden-brown eyes, and her hair that fell to her knees was
blue-black and straight, with just the curly tendrilly tendency that
gives to woman’s hair its charm.  Oh, there were no kinks in it, any more
than were there kinks in the hair of her entire genealogy.  For she was
Polynesian, glowing, golden, lovely and lovable, royal Polynesian.”

Again he paused to kiss his hand to the memory of her, and Slim, alias
Bruce Cadogan Cavendish, took advantage to interject:

“Huh!  Maybe you didn’t shine in scholarship, but at least you gleaned a
vocabulary out of Oxford.”

“And in the South Seas garnered a better vocabulary from the lexicon of
Love,” Percival was quick on the uptake.

“It was the island of Talofa,” he went on, “meaning love, the Isle of
Love, and it was her island.  Her father, the king, an old man, sat on
his mats with paralysed knees and drank squareface gin all day and most
of the night, out of grief, sheer grief.  She, my princess, was the only
issue, her brother having been lost in their double canoe in a hurricane
while coming up from a voyage to Samoa.  And among the Polynesians the
royal women have equal right with the men to rule.  In fact, they trace
their genealogies always by the female line.”

To this both Chauncey Delarouse and Bruce Cadogan Cavendish nodded prompt
affirmation.

“Ah,” said Percival, “I perceive you both know the South Seas, wherefore,
without undue expenditure of verbiage on my part, I am assured that you
will appreciate the charm of my princess, the Princess Tui-nui of Talofa,
the Princess of the Isle of Love.”

He kissed his hand to her, sipped from his condensed milk can a man-size
drink of druggist’s alcohol, and to her again kissed her hand.

“But she was coy, and ever she fluttered near to me but never near
enough.  When my arm went out to her to girdle her, presto, she was not
there.  I knew, as never before, nor since, the thousand dear and
delightful anguishes of love frustrated but ever resilient and beckoned
on by the very goddess of love.”

“Some vocabulary,” Bruce Cadogan Cavendish muttered in aside to Chauncey
Delarouse.  But Percival Delaney was not to be deterred.  He kissed his
pudgy hand aloft into the night and held warmly on.

“No fond agonies of rapture deferred that were not lavished upon me by my
dear Princess, herself ever a luring delight of promise flitting just
beyond my reach.  Every sweet lover’s inferno unguessed of by Dante she
led me through.  Ah!  Those swooning tropic nights, under our palm trees,
the distant surf a langourous murmur as from some vast sea shell of
mystery, when she, my Princess, all but melted to my yearning, and with
her laughter, that was as silver strings by buds and blossoms smitten,
all but made lunacy of my lover’s ardency.

“It was by my wrestling with the champions of Talofa that I first
interested her.  It was by my prowess at swimming that I awoke her.  And
it was by a certain swimming deed that I won from her more than
coquettish smiles and shy timidities of feigned retreat.

“We were squidding that day, out on the reef—you know how, undoubtedly,
diving down the face of the wall of the reef, five fathoms, ten fathoms,
any depth within reason, and shoving our squid-sticks into the likely
holes and crannies of the coral where squid might be lairing.  With the
squid-stick, bluntly sharp at both ends, perhaps a foot long, and held
crosswise in the hand, the trick was to gouge any lazying squid until he
closed his tentacles around fist, stick and arm.—Then you had him, and
came to the surface with him, and hit him in the head which is in the
centre of him, and peeled him off into the waiting canoe. . . . And to
think I used to do that!”

Percival Delaney paused a moment, a glimmer of awe on his rotund face, as
he contemplated the mighty picture of his youth.

“Why, I’ve pulled out a squid with tentacles eight feet long, and done it
under fifty feet of water.  I could stay down four minutes.  I’ve gone
down, with a coral-rock to sink me, in a hundred and ten feet to clear a
fouled anchor.  And I could back-dive with a once-over and go in
feet-first from eighty feet above the surface—”

“Quit it, delete it, cease it,” Chauncey Delarouse admonished testily.
“Tell of the Princess.  That’s what makes old blood leap again.  Almost
can I see her.  Was she wonderful?”

Percival Delaney kissed unutterable affirmation.

“I have said she was a mermaid.  She was.  I know she swam thirty-six
hours before being rescued, after her schooner was capsized in a
double-squall.  I have seen her do ninety feet and bring up pearl shell
in each hand.  She was wonderful.  As a woman she was ravishing, sublime.
I have said she was a sea-goddess.  She was.  Oh, for a Phidias or a
Praxiteles to have made the wonder of her body immortal!

“And that day, out for squid on the reef, I was almost sick for her.
Mad—I know I was mad for her.  We would step over the side from the big
canoe, and swim down, side by side, into the delicious depths of cool and
colour, and she would look at me, as we swam, and with her eyes tantalize
me to further madness.  And at last, down, far down, I lost myself and
reached for her.  She eluded me like the mermaid she was, and I saw the
laughter on her face as she fled.  She fled deeper, and I knew I had her
for I was between her and the surface; but in the muck coral sand of the
bottom she made a churning with her squid stick.  It was the old trick to
escape a shark.  And she worked it on me, rolling the water so that I
could not see her.  And when I came up, she was there ahead of me,
clinging to the side of the canoe and laughing.

“Almost I would not be denied.  But not for nothing was she a princess.
She rested her hand on my arm and compelled me to listen.  We should play
a game, she said, enter into a competition for which should get the more
squid, the biggest squid, and the smallest squid.  Since the wagers were
kisses, you can well imagine I went down on the first next dive with soul
aflame.

“I got no squid.  Never again in all my life have I dived for squid.
Perhaps we were five fathoms down and exploring the face of the reefwall
for lurking places of our prey, when it happened.  I had found a likely
lair and just proved it empty, when I felt or sensed the nearness of
something inimical.  I turned.  There it was, alongside of me, and no
mere fish-shark.  Fully a dozen feet in length, with the unmistakable
phosphorescent cat’s eye gleaming like a drowning star, I knew it for
what it was, a tiger shark.

“Not ten feet to the right, probing a coral fissure with her squid stick,
was the Princess, and the tiger shark was heading directly for her.  My
totality of thought was precipitated to consciousness in a single
all-embracing flash.  The man-eater must be deflected from her, and what
was I, except a mad lover who would gladly fight and die, or more gladly
fight and live, for his beloved?  Remember, she was the woman wonderful,
and I was aflame for her.

“Knowing fully the peril of my act, I thrust the blunt-sharp end of my
squid-stick into the side of the shark, much as one would attract a
passing acquaintance with a thumb-nudge in the ribs.  And the man-eater
turned on me.  You know the South Seas, and you know that the tiger
shark, like the bald-face grizzly of Alaska, never gives trail.  The
combat, fathoms deep under the sea, was on—if by combat may be named such
a one-sided struggle.

“The Princess unaware, caught her squid and rose to the surface.  The
man-eater rushed me.  I fended him off with both hands on his nose above
his thousand-toothed open mouth, so that he backed me against the sharp
coral.  The scars are there to this day.  Whenever I tried to rise, he
rushed me, and I could not remain down there indefinitely without air.
Whenever he rushed me, I fended him off with my hands on his nose.  And I
would have escaped unharmed, except for the slip of my right hand.  Into
his mouth it went to the elbow.  His jaws closed, just below the elbow.
You know how a shark’s teeth are.  Once in they cannot be released.  They
must go through to complete the bite, but they cannot go through heavy
bone.  So, from just below the elbow he stripped the bone clean to the
articulation of the wrist-joint, where his teeth met and my good right
hand became his for an appetizer.

“But while he was doing this, I drove the thumb of my left hand, to the
hilt into his eye-orifice and popped out his eye.  This did not stop him.
The meat had maddened him.  He pursued the gushing stump of my wrist.
Half a dozen times I fended with my intact arm.  Then he got the poor
mangled arm again, closed down, and stripped the meat off the bone from
the shoulder down to the elbow-joint, where his teeth met and he was free
of his second mouthful of me.  But, at the same time, with my good arm, I
thumbed out his remaining eye.”

Percival Delaney shrugged his shoulders, ere he resumed.

“From above, those in the canoe had beheld the entire happening and were
loud in praise of my deed.  To this day they still sing the song of me,
and tell the tale of me.  And the Princess.”  His pause was brief but
significant.  “The Princess married me. . . . Oh, well-a-day and
lack-a-day, the whirligig of time and fortune, the topsyturviness of
luck, the wooden shoe going up and the polished heel descending a French
gunboat, a conquered island kingdom of Oceania, to-day ruled over by a
peasant-born, unlettered, colonial gendarme, and . . . ”

He completed the sentence and the tale by burying his face in the
down-tilted mouth of the condensed milk can and by gurgling the corrosive
drink down his throat in thirsty gulps.

                                * * * * *

After an appropriate pause, Chauncey Delarouse, otherwise Whiskers, took
up the tale.

“Far be it from me to boast of no matter what place of birth I have
descended from to sit here by this fire with such as . . . as chance
along.  I may say, however, that I, too, was once a considerable figure
of a man.  I may add that it was horses, plus parents too indulgent, that
exiled me out over the world.  I may still wonder to query: ‘Are Dover’s
cliffs still white?’”

“Huh!” Bruce Cadogan Cavendish sneered.  “Next you’ll be asking: ‘How
fares the old Lord Warden?’”

“And I took every liberty, and vainly, with a constitution that was
iron,” Whiskers hurried on.  “Here I am with my three score and ten
behind me, and back on that long road have I buried many a youngster that
was as rare and devilish as I, but who could not stand the pace.  I knew
the worst too young.  And now I know the worst too old.  But there was a
time, alas all too short, when I knew, the best.

“I, too, kiss my hand to the Princess of my heart.  She was truly a
princess, Polynesian, a thousand miles and more away to the eastward and
the south from Delaney’s Isle of Love.  The natives of all around that
part of the South Seas called it the Jolly Island.  Their own name, the
name of the people who dwelt thereon, translates delicately and justly
into ‘The Island of Tranquil Laughter.’  On the chart you will find the
erroneous name given to it by the old navigators to be Manatomana.  The
seafaring gentry the round ocean around called it the Adamless Eden.  And
the missionaries for a time called it God’s Witness—so great had been
their success at converting the inhabitants.  As for me, it was, and ever
shall be, Paradise.

“It was _my_ Paradise, for it was there my Princess lived.  John Asibeli
Tungi was king.  He was full-blooded native, descended out of the oldest
and highest chief-stock that traced back to Manua which was the primeval
sea home of the race.  Also was he known as John the Apostate.  He lived
a long life and apostasized frequently.  First converted by the
Catholics, he threw down the idols, broke the tabus, cleaned out the
native priests, executed a few of the recalcitrant ones, and sent all his
subjects to church.

“Next he fell for the traders, who developed in him a champagne thirst,
and he shipped off the Catholic priests to New Zealand.  The great
majority of his subjects always followed his lead, and, having no
religion at all, ensued the time of the Great Licentiousness, when by all
South Seas missionaries his island, in sermons, was spoken of as Babylon.

“But the traders ruined his digestion with too much champagne, and after
several years he fell for the Gospel according to the Methodists, sent
his people to church, and cleaned up the beach and the trading crowd so
spick and span that he would not permit them to smoke a pipe out of doors
on Sunday, and, fined one of the chief traders one hundred gold
sovereigns for washing his schooner’s decks on the Sabbath morn.

“That was the time of the Blue Laws, but perhaps it was too rigorous for
King John.  Off he packed the Methodists, one fine day, exiled several
hundred of his people to Samoa for sticking to Methodism, and, of all
things, invented a religion of his own, with himself the figure-head of
worship.  In this he was aided and abetted by a renegade Fijian.  This
lasted five years.  Maybe he grew tired of being God, or maybe it was
because the Fijian decamped with the six thousand pounds in the royal
treasury; but at any rate the Second Reformed Wesleyans got him, and his
entire kingdom went Wesleyan.  The pioneer Wesleyan missionary he
actually made prime minister, and what he did to the trading crowd was a
caution.  Why, in the end, King John’s kingdom was blacklisted and
boycotted by the traders till the revenues diminished to zero, the people
went bankrupt, and King John couldn’t borrow a shilling from his most
powerful chief.

“By this time he was getting old, and philosophic, and tolerant, and
spiritually atavistic.  He fired out the Second Reformed Wesleyans,
called back the exiles from Samoa, invited in the traders, held a general
love-feast, took the lid off, proclaimed religious liberty and high
tariff, and as for himself went back to the worship of his ancestors, dug
up the idols, reinstated a few octogenarian priests, and observed the
tabus.  All of which was lovely for the traders, and prosperity reigned.
Of course, most of his subjects followed him back into heathen worship.
Yet quite a sprinkling of Catholics, Methodists and Wesleyans remained
true to their beliefs and managed to maintain a few squalid, one-horse
churches.  But King John didn’t mind, any more than did he the high times
of the traders along the beach.  Everything went, so long as the taxes
were paid.  Even when his wife, Queen Mamare, elected to become a
Baptist, and invited in a little, weazened, sweet-spirited, club-footed
Baptist missionary, King John did not object.  All he insisted on was
that these wandering religions should be self-supporting and not feed a
pennyworth’s out of the royal coffers.

“And now the threads of my recital draw together in the paragon of female
exquisiteness—my Princess.”

Whiskers paused, placed carefully on the ground his half-full condensed
milk can with which he had been absently toying, and kissed the fingers
of his one hand audibly aloft.

“She was the daughter of Queen Mamare.  She was the woman wonderful.
Unlike the Diana type of Polynesian, she was almost ethereal.  She _was_
ethereal, sublimated by purity, as shy and modest as a violet, as
fragile-slender as a lily, and her eyes, luminous and shrinking tender,
were as asphodels on the sward of heaven.  She was all flower, and fire,
and dew.  Hers was the sweetness of the mountain rose, the gentleness of
the dove.  And she was all of good as well as all of beauty, devout in
her belief in her mother’s worship, which was the worship introduced by
Ebenezer Naismith, the Baptist missionary.  But make no mistake.  She was
no mere sweet spirit ripe for the bosom of Abraham.  All of exquisite
deliciousness of woman was she.  She was woman, all woman, to the last
sensitive quivering atom of her—

“And I?  I was a wastrel of the beach.  The wildest was not so wild as I,
the keenest not so keen, of all that wild, keen trading crowd.  It was
esteemed I played the stiffest hand of poker.  I was the only living man,
white, brown, or black, who dared run the Kuni-kuni Passage in the dark.
And on a black night I have done it under reefs in a gale of wind.  Well,
anyway, I had a bad reputation on a beach where there were no good
reputations.  I was reckless, dangerous, stopped at nothing in fight or
frolic; and the trading captains used to bring boiler-sheeted prodigies
from the vilest holes of the South Pacific to try and drink me under the
table.  I remember one, a calcined Scotchman from the New Hebrides.  It
was a great drinking.  He died of it, and we laded him aboard ship,
pickled in a cask of trade rum, and sent him back to his own place.  A
sample, a fair sample, of the antic tricks we cut up on the beach of
Manatomana.

“And of all unthinkable things, what did I up and do, one day, but look
upon the Princess to find her good and to fall in love with her.  It was
the real thing.  I was as mad as a March hare, and after that I got only
madder.  I reformed.  Think of that!  Think of what a slip of a woman can
do to a busy, roving man!—By the Lord Harry, it’s true.  I reformed.  I
went to church.  Hear me!  I became converted.  I cleared my soul before
God and kept my hands—I had two then—off the ribald crew of the beach
when it laughed at this, my latest antic, and wanted to know what was my
game.

“I tell you I reformed, and gave myself in passion and sincerity to a
religious experience that has made me tolerant of all religion ever
since.  I discharged my best captain for immorality.  So did I my cook,
and a better never boiled water in Manatomana.  For the same reason I
discharged my chief clerk.  And for the first time in the history of
trading my schooners to the westward carried Bibles in their stock.  I
built a little anchorite bungalow up town on a mango-lined street
squarely alongside the little house occupied by Ebenezer Naismith.  And I
made him my pal and comrade, and found him a veritable honey pot of
sweetnesses and goodnesses.  And he was a man, through and through a man.
And he died long after like a man, which I would like to tell you about,
were the tale of it not so deservedly long.

“It was the Princess, more than the missionary, who was responsible for
my expressing my faith in works, and especially in that crowning work,
the New Church, Our Church, the Queen-mother’s church.

“‘Our poor church,’ she said to me, one night after prayer-meeting.  I
had been converted only a fortnight.  ‘It is so small its congregation
can never grow.  And the roof leaks.  And King John, my hard-hearted
father, will not contribute a penny.  Yet he has a big balance in the
treasury.  And Manatomana is not poor.  Much money is made and
squandered, I know.  I hear the gossip of the wild ways of the beach.
Less than a month ago you lost more in one night, gambling at cards, than
the cost of the upkeep of our poor church for a year.’

“And I told her it was true, but that it was before I had seen the light.
(I’d had an infernal run of bad luck.)  I told her I had not tasted
liquor since, nor turned a card.  I told her that the roof would be
repaired at once, by Christian carpenters selected by her from the
congregation.  But she was filled with the thought of a great revival
that Ebenezer Naismith could preach—she was a dear saint—and she spoke of
a great church, saying:

“‘You are rich.  You have many schooners, and traders in far islands, and
I have heard of a great contract you have signed to recruit labour for
the German plantations of Upolu.  They say, next to Sweitzer, you are the
richest trader here.  I should love to see some use of all this money
placed to the glory of God.  It would be a noble thing to do, and I
should be proud to know the man who would do it.’

“I told her that Ebenezer Naismith would preach the revival, and that I
would build a church great enough in which to house it.

“‘As big as the Catholic church?’ she asked.

“This was the ruined cathedral, built at the time when the entire
population was converted, and it was a large order; but I was afire with
love, and I told her that the church I would build would be even bigger.

“‘But it will take money,’ I explained.  ‘And it takes time to make
money.’

“‘You have much,’ she said.  ‘Some say you have more money than my
father, the King.

“‘I have more credit,’ I explained.  ‘But you do not understand money.
It takes money to have credit.  So, with the money I have, and the credit
I have, I will work to make more money and credit, and the church shall
be built.’

“Work!  I was a surprise to myself.  It is an amazement, the amount of
time a man finds on his hands after he’s given up carousing, and
gambling, and all the time-eating diversions of the beach.  And I didn’t
waste a second of all my new-found time.  Instead I worked it overtime.
I did the work of half a dozen men.  I became a driver.  My captains made
faster runs than ever and earned bigger bonuses, as did my supercargoes,
who saw to it that my schooners did not loaf and dawdle along the way.
And I saw to it that my supercargoes did see to it.

“And good!  By the Lord Harry I was so good it hurt.  My conscience got
so expansive and fine-strung it lamed me across the shoulders to carry it
around with me.  Why, I even went back over my accounts and paid Sweitzer
fifty quid I’d jiggered him out of in a deal in Fiji three years before.
And I compounded the interest as well.

“Work!  I planted sugar cane—the first commercial planting on Manatomana.
I ran in cargoes of kinky-heads from Malaita, which is in the Solomons,
till I had twelve hundred of the blackbirds putting in cane.  And I sent
a schooner clear to Hawaii to bring back a dismantled sugar mill and a
German who said he knew the field-end of cane.  And he did, and he
charged me three hundred dollars screw a month, and I took hold of the
mill-end.  I installed the mill myself, with the help of several
mechanics I brought up from Queensland.

“Of course there was a rival.  His name was Motomoe.  He was the very
highest chief blood next to King John’s.  He was full native, a
strapping, handsome man, with a glowering way of showing his dislikes.
He certainly glowered at me when I began hanging around the palace.  He
went back in my history and circulated the blackest tales about me.  The
worst of it was that most of them were true.  He even made a voyage to
Apia to find things out—as if he couldn’t find a plenty right there on
the beach of Manatomana!  And he sneered at my failing for religion, and
at my going to prayer-meeting, and, most of all, at my sugar-planting.
He challenged me to fight, and I kept off of him.  He threatened me, and
I learned in the nick of time of his plan to have me knocked on the head.
You see, he wanted the Princess just as much as I did, and I wanted her
more.

“She used to play the piano.  So did I, once.  But I never let her know
after I’d heard her play the first time.  And she thought her playing was
wonderful, the dear, fond girl!  You know the sort, the mechanical
one-two-three tum-tum-tum school-girl stuff.  And now I’ll tell you
something funnier.  Her playing _was_ wonderful to me.  The gates of
heaven opened to me when she played.  I can see myself now, worn out and
dog-tired after the long day, lying on the mats of the palace veranda and
gazing upon her at the piano, myself in a perfect idiocy of bliss.  Why,
this idea she had of her fine playing was the one flaw in her
deliciousness of perfection, and I loved her for it.  It kind of brought
her within my human reach.  Why, when she played her one-two-three,
tum-tum-tum, I was in the seventh heaven of bliss.  My weariness fell
from me.  I loved her, and my love for her was clean as flame, clean as
my love for God.  And do you know, into my fond lover’s fancy continually
intruded the thought that God in most ways must look like her.

“—That’s right, Bruce Cadogan Cavendish, sneer as you like.  But I tell
you that’s love that I’ve been describing.  That’s all.  It’s love.  It’s
the realest, purest, finest thing that can happen to a man.  And I know
what I’m talking about.  It happened to me.”

Whiskers, his beady squirrel’s eye glittering from out his ruined eyebrow
like a live coal in a jungle ambush, broke off long enough to down a
sedative draught from his condensed milk can and to mix another.

“The cane,” he resumed, wiping his prodigious mat of face hair with the
back of his hand.  “It matured in sixteen months in that climate, and I
was ready, just ready and no more, with the mill for the grinding.
Naturally, it did not all mature at once, but I had planted in such
succession that I could grind for nine months steadily, while more was
being planted and the ratoons were springing up.

“I had my troubles the first several days.  If it wasn’t one thing the
matter with the mill, it was another.  On the fourth day, Ferguson, my
engineer, had to shut down several hours in order to remedy his own
troubles.  I was bothered by the feeder.  After having the niggers (who
had been feeding the cane) pour cream of lime on the rollers to keep
everything sweet, I sent them out to join the cane-cutting squads.  So I
was all alone at that end, just as Ferguson started up the mill, just as
I discovered what was the matter with the feed-rollers, and just as
Motomoe strolled up.

“He stood there, in Norfolk jacket, pigskin puttees, and all the rest of
the fashionable get-up out of a bandbox, sneering at me covered with
filth and grease to the eyebrows and looking like a navvy.  And, the
rollers now white from the lime, I’d just seen what was wrong.  The
rollers were not in plumb.  One side crushed the cane well, but the other
side was too open.  I shoved my fingers in on that side.  The big,
toothed cogs on the rollers did not touch my fingers.  And yet, suddenly,
they did.  With the grip of ten thousand devils, my finger-tips were
caught, drawn in, and pulped to—well, just pulp.  And, like a slick of
cane, I had started on my way.  There was no stopping me.  Ten thousand
horses could not have pulled me back.  There was nothing to stop me.
Hand, arm, shoulder, head, and chest, down to the toes of me, I was
doomed to feed through.

“It did hurt.  It hurt so much it did not hurt me at all.  Quite
detached, almost may I say, I looked on my hand being ground up, knuckle
by knuckle, joint by joint, the back of the hand, the wrist, the forearm,
all in order slowly and inevitably feeding in.  O engineer hoist by thine
own petard!  O sugar-maker crushed by thine own cane-crusher!

“Motomoe sprang forward involuntarily, and the sneer was chased from his
face by an expression of solicitude.  Then the beauty of the situation
dawned on him, and he chuckled and grinned.  No, I didn’t expect anything
of him.  Hadn’t he tried to knock me on the head?  What could he do
anyway?  He didn’t know anything about engines.

“I yelled at the top of my lungs to Ferguson to shut off the engine, but
the roar of the machinery drowned my voice.  And there I stood, up to the
elbow and feeding right on in.  Yes, it did hurt.  There were some
astonishing twinges when special nerves were shredded and dragged out by
the roots.  But I remember that I was surprised at the time that it did
not hurt worse.

“Motomoe made a movement that attracted my attention.  At the same time
he growled out loud, as if he hated himself, ‘I’m a fool.’  What he had
done was to pick up a cane-knife—you know the kind, as big as a machete
and as heavy.  And I was grateful to him in advance for putting me out of
my misery.  There wasn’t any sense in slowly feeding in till my head was
crushed, and already my arm was pulped half way from elbow to shoulder,
and the pulping was going right on.  So I was grateful, as I bent my head
to the blow.

“‘Get your head out of the way, you idiot!’ he barked at me.

“And then I understood and obeyed.  I was a big man, and he took two
hacks to do it; but he hacked my arm off just outside the shoulder and
dragged me back and laid me down on the cane.

“Yes, the sugar paid—enormously; and I built for the Princess the church
of her saintly dream, and . . . she married me.”

He partly assuaged his thirst, and uttered his final word.

“Alackaday!  Shuttlecock and battle-dore.  And this at, the end of it
all, lined with boilerplate that even alcohol will not corrode and that
only alcohol will tickle.  Yet have I lived, and I kiss my hand to the
dear dust of my Princess long asleep in the great mausoleum of King John
that looks across the Vale of Manona to the alien flag that floats over
the bungalow of the British Government House. . . ”

Fatty pledged him sympathetically, and sympathetically drank out of his
own small can.  Bruce Cadogan Cavendish glared into the fire with
implacable bitterness.  He was a man who preferred to drink by himself.
Across the thin lips that composed the cruel slash of his mouth played
twitches of mockery that caught Fatty’s eye.  And Fatty, making sure
first that his rock-chunk was within reach, challenged.

“Well, how about yourself, Bruce Cadogan Cavendish?  It’s your turn.”

The other lifted bleak eyes that bored into Fatty’s until he physically
betrayed uncomfortableness.

“I’ve lived a hard life,” Slim grated harshly.  “What do I know about
love passages?”

“No man of your build and make-up could have escaped them,” Fatty
wheedled.

“And what of it?” Slim snarled.  “It’s no reason for a gentleman to boast
of amorous triumphs.”

“Oh, go on, be a good fellow,” Fatty urged.  “The night’s still young.
We’ve still some drink left.  Delarouse and I have contributed our share.
It isn’t often that three real ones like us get together for a telling.
Surely you’ve got at least one adventure in love you aren’t ashamed to
tell about—”

Bruce Cadogan Cavendish pulled forth his iron quoit and seemed to debate
whether or not he should brain the other.  He sighed, and put back the
quoit.

“Very well, if you will have it,” he surrendered with manifest
reluctance.  “Like you two, I have had a remarkable constitution.  And
right now, speaking of armour-plate lining, I could drink the both of you
down when you were at your prime.  Like you two, my beginnings were far
distant and different.  That I am marked with the hall-mark of gentlehood
there is no discussion . . . unless either of you care to discuss the
matter now . . . ”

His one hand slipped into his pocket and clutched the quoit.  Neither of
his auditors spoke nor betrayed any awareness of his menace.

“It occurred a thousand miles to the westward of Manatomana, on the
island of Tagalag,” he continued abruptly, with an air of saturnine
disappointment in that there had been no discussion.  “But first I must
tell you of how I got to Tagalag.  For reasons I shall not mention, by
paths of descent I shall not describe, in the crown of my manhood and the
prime of my devilishness in which Oxford renegades and racing younger
sons had nothing on me, I found myself master and owner of a schooner so
well known that she shall remain historically nameless.  I was running
blackbird labour from the west South Pacific and the Coral Sea to the
plantations of Hawaii and the nitrate mines of Chili—”

“It was you who cleaned out the entire population of—” Fatty exploded,
ere he could check his speech.

The one hand of Bruce Cadogan Cavendish flashed pocketward and flashed
back with the quoit balanced ripe for business.

“Proceed,” Fatty sighed.  “I . . . I have quite forgotten what I was
going to say.”

“Beastly funny country over that way,” the narrator drawled with perfect
casualness.  “You’ve read this Sea Wolf stuff—”

“You weren’t the Sea Wolf,” Whiskers broke in with involuntary
positiveness.

“No, sir,” was the snarling answer.  “The Sea Wolf’s dead, isn’t he?  And
I’m still alive, aren’t I?”

“Of course, of course,” Whiskers conceded.  “He suffocated head-first in
the mud off a wharf in Victoria a couple of years back.”

“As I was saying—and I don’t like interruptions,” Bruce Cadogan Cavendish
proceeded, “it’s a beastly funny country over that way.  I was at
Taki-Tiki, a low island that politically belongs to the Solomons, but
that geologically doesn’t at all, for the Solomons are high islands.
Ethnographically it belongs to Polynesia, Melanesia, and Micronesia,
because all the breeds of the South Pacific have gravitated to it by
canoe-drift and intricately, degeneratively, and amazingly interbred.
The scum of the scrapings of the bottom of the human pit, biologically
speaking, resides in Taka-Tiki.  And I know the bottom and whereof I
speak.

“It was a beastly funny time of it I had, diving out shell, fishing
beche-de-mer, trading hoop-iron and hatchets for copra and ivory-nuts,
running niggers and all the rest of it.  Why, even in Fiji the Lotu was
having a hard time of it and the chiefs still eating long-pig.  To the
westward it was fierce—funny little black kinky-heads, man-eaters the
last Jack of them, and the jackpot fat and spilling over with wealth—”

“Jack-pots?” Fatty queried.  At sight of an irritable movement, he added:
“You see, I never got over to the West like Delarouse and you.”

“They’re all head-hunters.  Heads are valuable, especially a white man’s
head.  They decorate the canoe-houses and devil-devil houses with them.
Each village runs a jack-pot, and everybody antes.  Whoever brings in a
white man’s head takes the pot.  If there aren’t openers for a long time,
the pot grows to tremendous proportions.  Beastly funny, isn’t it?

“I know.  Didn’t a Holland mate die on me of blackwater?  And didn’t I
win a pot myself?  It was this way.  We were lying at Lango-lui at the
time.  I never let on, and arranged the affair with Johnny, my
boat-steerer.  He was a kinky-head himself from Port Moresby.  He cut the
dead mate’s head off and sneaked ashore in the night, while I whanged
away with my rifle as if I were trying to get him.  He opened the pot
with the mate’s head, and got it, too.  Of course, next day I sent in a
landing boat, with two covering boats, and fetched him off with the
loot.”

“How big was the pot?” Whiskers asked.  “I heard of a pot at Orla worth
eighty quid.”

“To commence with,” Slim answered, “there were forty fat pigs, each worth
a fathom of prime shell-money, and shell-money worth a quid a fathom.
That was two hundred dollars right there.  There were ninety-eight
fathoms of shell-money, which is pretty close to five hundred in itself.
And there were twenty-two gold sovereigns.  I split it four ways:
one-fourth to Johnny, one-fourth to the ship, one-fourth to me as owner,
and one-fourth to me as skipper.  Johnny never complained.  He’d never
had so much wealth all at one time in his life.  Besides, I gave him a
couple of the mate’s old shirts.  And I fancy the mate’s head is still
there decorating the canoe-house.”

“Not exactly Christian burial of a Christian,” Whiskers observed.

“But a lucrative burial,” Slim retorted.  “I had to feed the rest of the
mate over-side to the sharks for nothing.  Think of feeding an
eight-hundred-dollar head along with it.  It would have been criminal
waste and stark lunacy.

“Well, anyway, it was all beastly funny, over there to the westward.
And, without telling you the scrape I got into at Taki-Tiki, except that
I sailed away with two hundred kinky-heads for Queensland labour, and for
my manner of collecting them had two British ships of war combing the
Pacific for me, I changed my course and ran to the westward thinking to
dispose of the lot to the Spanish plantations on Bangar.

“Typhoon season.  We caught it.  The _Merry Mist_ was my schooner’s name,
and I had thought she was stoutly built until she hit that typhoon.  I
never saw such seas.  They pounded that stout craft to pieces, literally
so.  The sticks were jerked out of her, deckhouses splintered to
match-wood, rails ripped off, and, after the worst had passed, the
covering boards began to go.  We just managed to repair what was left of
one boat and keep the schooner afloat only till the sea went down barely
enough to get away.  And we outfitted that boat in a hurry.  The
carpenter and I were the last, and we had to jump for it as he went down.
There were only four of us—”

“Lost all the niggers?” Whiskers inquired.

“Some of them swam for some time,” Slim replied.  “But I don’t fancy they
made the land.  We were ten days’ in doing it.  And we had a spanking
breeze most of the way.  And what do you think we had in the boat with
us?  Cases of square-face gin and cases of dynamite.  Funny, wasn’t it?
Well, it got funnier later on.  Oh, there was a small beaker of water, a
little salt horse, and some salt-water-soaked sea biscuit—enough to keep
us alive to Tagalag.

“Now Tagalag is the disappointingest island I’ve ever beheld.  It shows
up out of the sea so as you can make its fall twenty miles off.  It is a
volcano cone thrust up out of deep sea, with a segment of the crater wall
broken out.  This gives sea entrance to the crater itself, and makes a
fine sheltered harbour.  And that’s all.  Nothing lives there.  The
outside and the inside of the crater are too steep.  At one place,
inside, is a patch of about a thousand coconut palms.  And that’s all, as
I said, saving a few insects.  No four-legged thing, even a rat, inhabits
the place.  And it’s funny, most awful funny, with all those coconuts,
not even a coconut crab.  The only meat-food living was schools of mullet
in the harbour—fattest, finest, biggest mullet I ever laid eyes on.

“And the four of us landed on the little beach and set up housekeeping
among the coconuts with a larder full of dynamite and square-face.  Why
don’t you laugh?  It’s funny, I tell you.  Try it some time.—Holland gin
and straight coconut diet.  I’ve never been able to look a confectioner’s
window in the face since.  Now I’m not strong on religion like Chauncey
Delarouse there, but I have some primitive ideas; and my concept of hell
is an illimitable coconut plantation, stocked with cases of square-face
and populated by ship-wrecked mariners.  Funny?  It must make the devil
scream.

“You know, straight coconut is what the agriculturists call an unbalanced
ration.  It certainly unbalanced our digestions.  We got so that whenever
hunger took an extra bite at us, we took another drink of gin.  After a
couple of weeks of it, Olaf, a squarehead sailor, got an idea.  It came
when he was full of gin, and we, being in the same fix, just watched him
shove a cap and short fuse into a stick of dynamite and stroll down
toward the boat.

“It dawned on me that he was going to shoot fish if there were any about;
but the sun was beastly hot, and I just reclined there and hoped he’d
have luck.

“About half an hour after he disappeared we heard the explosion.  But he
didn’t come back.  We waited till the cool of sunset, and down on the
beach found what had become of him.  The boat was there all right,
grounded by the prevailing breeze, but there was no Olaf.  He would never
have to eat coconut again.  We went back, shakier than ever, and cracked
another square-face.

“The next day the cook announced that he would rather take his chance
with dynamite than continue trying to exist on coconut, and that, though
he didn’t know anything about dynamite, he knew a sight too much about
coconut.  So we bit the detonator down for him, shoved in a fuse, and
picked him a good fire-stick, while he jolted up with a couple more stiff
ones of gin.

“It was the same programme as the day before.  After a while we heard the
explosion and at twilight went down to the boat, from which we scraped
enough of the cook for a funeral.

“The carpenter and I stuck it out two days more, then we drew straws for
it and it was his turn.  We parted with harsh words; for he wanted to
take a square-face along to refresh himself by the way, while I was set
against running any chance of wasting the gin.  Besides, he had more than
he could carry then, and he wobbled and staggered as he walked.

“Same thing, only there was a whole lot of him left for me to bury,
because he’d prepared only half a stick.  I managed to last it out till
next day, when, after duly fortifying myself, I got sufficient courage to
tackle the dynamite.  I used only a third of a stick—you know, short
fuse, with the end split so as to hold the head of a safety match.
That’s where I mended my predecessors’ methods.  Not using the
match-head, they’d too-long fuses.  Therefore, when they spotted a school
of mullet; and lighted the fuse, they had to hold the dynamite till the
fuse burned short before they threw it.  If they threw it too soon, it
wouldn’t go off the instant it hit the water, while the splash of it
would frighten the mullet away.  Funny stuff dynamite.  At any rate, I
still maintain mine was the safer method.

“I picked up a school of mullet before I’d been rowing five minutes.
Fine big fat ones they were, and I could smell them over the fire.  When
I stood up, fire-stick in one hand, dynamite stick in the other, my knees
were knocking together.  Maybe it was the gin, or the anxiousness, or the
weakness and the hunger, and maybe it was the result of all of them, but
at any rate I was all of a shake.  Twice I failed to touch the fire-stick
to the dynamite.  Then I did, heard the match-head splutter, and let her
go.

“Now I don’t know what happened to the others, but I know what I did.  I
got turned about.  Did you ever stem a strawberry and throw the
strawberry away and pop the stem into your mouth?  That’s what I did.  I
threw the fire-stick into the water after the mullet and held on to the
dynamite.  And my arm went off with the stick when it went off. . . . ”

Slim investigated the tomato-can for water to mix himself a drink, but
found it empty.  He stood up.

“Heigh ho,” he yawned, and started down the path to the river.

In several minutes he was back.  He mixed the due quantity of river slush
with the alcohol, took a long, solitary drink, and stared with bitter
moodiness into the fire.

“Yes, but . . . ” Fatty suggested.  “What happened then?”

“Oh,” sad Slim.  “Then the princess married me, of course.”

“But you were the only person left, and there wasn’t any princess . . . ”
Whiskers cried out abruptly, and then let his voice trail away to
embarrassed silence.

Slim stared unblinkingly into the fire.

Percival Delaney and Chauncey Delarouse looked at each other.  Quietly,
in solemn silence, each with his one arm aided the one arm of the other
in rolling and tying his bundle.  And in silence, bundles slung on
shoulders, they went away out of the circle of firelight.  Not until they
reached the top of the railroad embankment did they speak.

“No gentleman would have done it,” said Whiskers.

“No gentleman would have done it,” Fatty agreed.

                                 THE END

Glen Ellen, California,
      _September_ 26, 1916.