EINSTEIN'S PLANETOID
              _An Engrossing Tale of An Incredible World_

                         by PAUL DENNIS LAVOND
     (Author of “Something from Beyond,” “A Prince of Pluto,” etc.)

 Paul Dennis Lavond is a pseudonym known to be used by three different
                                authors:
       C. M. Kornbluth, Robert A. W. Lowndes, and Frederick Pohl.

   _They were the heirs of space-flight: They planned to be the first
   humans to land on Alpha Centauri, but the original Hartnett
   expedition had been lost and they had to find it first. They
   followed the signals and found that they led to what looked like a
   one-way excursion to the screwiest planetoid in the galaxy!_

           [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
                Science Fiction Quarterly Spring 1942.]




                               CHAPTER I
                         HEIRS OF SPACE FLIGHT


Nick Hartnett stepped off the upper lip of the thousand-foot shaft and
floated gently downwards. When he had fallen about half the distance, he
reached out for a stanchion, grasped it easily and pulled himself
gracefully into the lounge-room of the _Columbia_.

What he saw there was precisely what he expected to see. There was
Dorothy Gilbert, curled in a spring-hammock, reading a book. Nick was
looking over’ her shoulder before she knew he had entered.

“Bodie’s ‘Parecliptic Orbits,’” he read aloud. “Dorothy, don’t you ever
think of anything but your job?”

She looked up, smiling, brushing aside a lock of tousled hair that
sought her eye. “Often, Nick. But where would we be if I didn’t check my
courses against those plotted by a competent authority?”

“Just about where we’ll be if you do,” he guessed, tugging at his ear
with long, knobby fingers. “You’re my idea of a competent authority
yourself.”

“Thanks, Nick. How are the contracels holding out?”

“Wonderfully!” he grinned. “It seems as if my father did a fair job of
inventing there—though maybe not quite good enough.” He knelt and
touched a button inset in the floor; instantly the metallic luster of it
dulled and clouded, then the clouds seemed to vanish as the floor became
transparent. In an instant it appeared to have vanished entirely,
revealing an immense sweep of blackness interspersed with white-hot,
tiny specks of light that were stars and planets.

Nick stared out at them. The whole field of stars was moving, it seemed,
though, in actuality, it was the ship itself that spun on its axis,
providing them with the illusion of gravity they required. It was hard
for Hartnett to realize that this view was almost brand-new to human
eyes, that only twenty or thirty people could ever have seen stars and
the solar system from this vantage point, outside the plane of the
ecliptic. There were seven persons in the _Columbia_ now, and there had
been eighteen or twenty in its predecessor which had been reported lost
some years before. Those two ships, the only ones in the System’s great
armada to be equipped with the counter-acceleration devices that made it
possible to venture out of the confines of the Solar System, were also
the only ones to leave the plane of the ecliptic.

“Where’s Earth?” Nick asked absently without looking up.

Dorothy closed the book on a finger and leaned over the edge of the
hammock to look. “It’s not in sight now,” she said. “Wait until we spin
a little farther. Of course, I can’t guarantee you’ll be able to see it
then, either, because the ship may hide it. But we’ll see. We’re looking
out one side of the ship and Earth is directly in back of us.”

He snapped off the vision and the floor returned to normal. “As soon as
we get the reports from the two goops,” he mused, “we can start making
definite plans for the outing.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

“We heard you,” came a voice from just outside the lounge, and, a second
later, Bob Vickers appeared, climbing hand-over-hand against the slight
pull of the acceleration that managed to seep through the
not-quite-perfect guard of the contracels. He pulled himself into the
lounge and turned back, extending a hand to Fred Marquis, who followed
him in.

The two glared at Nick with injured expressions. “So this,” stated
Vickers sadly, “is how you refer to your loyal aides behind their
backs.” He turned to Marquis: “Colleague, we may as well tear up that
paper and save ourselves further humiliation.”

Dorothy Gilbert closed her book with a snap. “Far be it from me to poke
my pretty nose into your little brawls, but haven’t you two been rather
long in getting the data?”

Marquis made a sweeping bow. “Fair lady,” he replied softly, “I appeal
to your innate sense of justice and fair play. Did or did not our noble
captain, on two occasions, call us all away from our gruelling labor to
strain our ears trying to hear an alleged distress signal?”

Dorothy laughed gaily, shaking her hair away from her forehead. “Indeed,
our noble captain did. Not only was your invaluable time wasted, but
mine as well. I was rechecking the course and had to start from scratch
after the interruption.”

“My lady is as gracious as she is charming,” bowed Vickers. He faced
Nick. “We will be generous, sir, and accept your apology.”

“The ship’s company,” sighed Nick, “is reminded that the original
Hartnett expedition was not entirely lost. It is to be assumed that they
are still trying to contact someone, us in particular. Thus the careful
attention to what appeared to be distress signals.

“Now may I suggest that you save your precious time by letting me know
what you found?”

“That,” murmured Marquis to Vickers, “is as close to an apology as he’ll
ever get.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

Marquis unrolled a small chart, holding it so both Dorothy and Nick
could see. “This,” he explained, “you can check at your leisure, though
I’m a monkey’s uncle if you find anything wrong with it. To sum it up
briefly, the _Columbia_ is not only the largest space-ship ever made but
also the fastest and most powerful.”

“Very nice,” replied Nick, “but that alone isn’t good enough. We can
still be the fastest thing aspace and not be capable of a voyage to
Alpha Centauri and back within the span of a lifetime.”

“If this is correct,” interrupted Dorothy, jabbing at an equation with
her index finger, “then we can do it easily.”

“It’s too damn bad,” mused Nick, “that my father was so secretive about
things. Whatever it is we have here, I’ll bet he had just as good—if
not better—on the Orion ten years ago.”

“Didn’t he leave any notes?” asked Vickers.

“None. Apparently he feared their falling into the wrong hands in case
anything happened to him. The only thing he did leave was wave n, the
one he promised to use for communications. That’s what the contracel
formula came over.”

Dorothy’s nose wrinkled in puzzlement. “I was under the impression,”
she said, “that the contracel formula was radioed to Earth
mysteriously—only it was badly garbled, just fractions coming through.
And you, Nick, were the only one who could make anything out of it.”

“Partly true,” he admitted. “The ‘mysterious’ radio message however was
something I cooked up to keep the newspapers satisfied. I wanted to let
out the publicity that the Hartnett expedition wasn’t completely done
in, but I didn’t want to draw attention to wave n. The fewer people who
know it exists, the better. If I hadn’t thrown them offtrack with a
little hocus-pocus, the secret might be out.”

Vickers blinked. “Excuse me,” he put in—“in this case, I guess I am a
goop. But can you explain the contracel to me? I never really got it.”

“I’m no better off,” grinned Nick. “I managed to get enough data from
the radio so as to know how to throw the thing together, but as to
precisely what it does and why I can only guess ... and I’d rather not
get out on a limb on it.

“All I know is this: interstellar travel, to be anything at all,
requires really tremendous speed. To get that speed you have to
accelerate like hell. And human bodies aren’t equipped to take the
acceleration required.

“Well, what Dad did was to figure out a counter-acceleration device,
which he called the ‘contracel’ for short. All I know is that it
blankets the effects of really terrific acceleration so far as our
feeling it goes.”

“Have you any idea, Nick,” asked Dorothy Gilbert, suddenly serious,
“where the Hartnett party is?”

He shook his head. “They were outward bound for Alpha Centauri, just as
we’ll be after we get home and check these results. I’ve no idea how far
they got, because I don’t know how to check distances by wave n. In
fact, I don’t think it can be done; the damned thing doesn’t travel
right.

“You, Dorothy, and Bob, Edgar, and I are all members of the family of
the original Hartnett expedition. The reason I wanted you three was
because I really expect to look for Dad and his friends on our way to
Alph. You. Fred, and Grenville and Timbie aren’t exactly family members
in our little circle, but you’re next thing to it. We’ll have to have a
bigger crew for the outing, of course.”

Dorothy ran her fingers through her hair. “It’s been over twelve years
since I last saw Harry,” she whispered. “I wonder what he looks like
now?”

                 *        *        *        *        *

Joe Timbie was sucking laboriously on a water-tube as they pulled
themselves into the control room. He laid it aside at their entrance,
and wiped his face furiously.

“The interference is terrific,” he began, “but I sounded the alarm
because I’m definitely getting something every now and then, although
it’s hard to say what.”

“Any idea as to the source?”

“You know how wave n is. Edgar’s been cooped up in his cage for about
seven hours now, and, if he survives, I damn well think he’ll have taken
wave n to pieces and put it together again. Then we’ll know how to trace
the signals.”

Dorothy Gilbert sat on a bench swinging her legs thoughtfully. “How’s
the intensity, Joe?”

Timbie clutched his hair. “O gawd!” he groaned. “It just shouldn’t
happen to a dog. This wave has the most unholy variations ever conceived
by Lucifer. You remember how it was on Earth?”

“Yeah,” agreed Nick. “Pretty wavy to say the least.”

“Well it’s all of that here—only the little jigger has got itself
another twist. Not only does the intensity vary according to no laws
whatsoever, but every now and then, she comes through full blast, sans
interference, backwards!”

“What!” There was a chorus on that.

“You heard rightly. I used to have a hobby back on Terra.
Super-imposition of recordings. I’d take several records of music, and
play them simultaneously, working in various others now and then and
thus make a new recording. At times I’d run them in backwards, lyrics
and all. So, after awhile, I got pretty accustomed to hearing common
English words spoken backwards. And damned if some of the apparently
garbled signals didn’t sound familiar until suddenly it struck me. I was
just beginning to set them down when, whup! in comes the interference,
then they’re straight again, but so faint I can’t make them out.”

“Joe,” called Dorothy softly, “are they always in reverse when they’re
strong?”

“Why—yes, they are.”

“Does Edgar know that?”

“Nope.”

She slid off the table. “I think I’d better tell him before he wastes
any more time.”

“Hold it a moment,” protested Nick. “I want to see if we can get
anything. Is the power on, Joe?”

“Yeah. Apparently they stopped just an instant after I rang you.”

“Any idea when they might be on again?”

“Ought to be a few minutes, Nick. I’ve found that they apparently repeat
each broadcast three times with a few hours interval between units of
three.” He shoved a slip of paper over to Nick. “Here’s what I’ve
managed to make out so far.”

Nick picked it up frowning. “Hmm—not much here—it reads ‘horribly
warped by effects of motion’ ... then there’s a blank—‘had to stay
and one’—damn, another blank.”

“That’s where it either faded out or interference came in,” explained
Joe.

“I see. This is where it reversed, eh? ‘Left and I am’ blank space ‘too
slight to lift.’ That’s all.”

“Do you suppose,” asked Marquis, “that the phrase ‘left and I am’ might
mean that the person sending the signals is the only one left and he’s
about at his rope’s end?”

“Maybe,” suggested Bob Vickers, “something happened to the crew as a
result of their acceleration. ‘Horribly warped by effects of motion’
sounds ominous. Perhaps the crew went bats and they had to land to save
the ship. Then something happened to them on the planet so that they
‘had to stay and one’—well, maybe he’s telling about the ghastly fate
of one of them.”

“What—what about ‘too slight to lift’?” reminded Fred.

“As I recall,” said Nick in hushed tones, “there was one outstanding bad
point about Dad’s setup. The contracel controls were pretty heavy and it
took a strong man to work them alone. If but one man were on the ship,
and he sick, or weak from hunger, he couldn’t lift those levers.” He
stared a moment, then added, “Particularly if the gravity on whatever
planet the ship is were greater than that of Earth.”

“I thought the controls were automatic,” protested Dorothy.

“They were. But Dad had manual controls installed just in case.”

At this point a wild-eyed, disheveled figure burst in upon them. “I’ve
found them,” he cried in a high, strained falsetto. “They’re in a tight
little orbit around Proxima Centauri.”

Dorothy Gilbert took his arm. “Come with me,” she whispered. “I have
some more data for you; you’ve done wonderfully.”

The two left the room, heads close together. An instant later a faint
shriek reached the ears of those in the control room, followed by
gibbering noises. Nick made a dive for the exit, to find Edgar cackling
faintly to himself as Dorothy led him away. “There, there,” she soothed,
“it wasn’t your fault. Now you just go and get a nice long rest, then
we’ll help you with the new calculations....”




                               CHAPTER II
                            INCREDIBLE WORLD


“Here it is,” exclaimed Dorothy wearily, planking down a sheaf of
motors. “If you can follow through on this, Joe, we’ll find the missing.
We keep on straight ahead, at right angles to Earth’s ecliptic.” She
closed her eyes. “Did you know,” she murmured to no one in particular,
“that Edgar’s secret ambition is to purr like a cat?”

“How is he?” asked Nick anxiously.

“In a drunken stupor. After all he’s been through I didn’t have the
heart to say no to him. So he emptied an almost full bottle of the
rocket blast.” She beamed at Nick. “Edgar has a special name for each
grade of alcoholate we distill; this is the stiff one.”

“We’ll have to make some more of that,” declared Marquis. “Heigh ho,
it’s back to the primitive. Y’know, scientists are pretty sure that
savages spend most of their ingenuity in figuring out ways to make
better and still better hooch. Disgusting, isn’t it?”

“Hang on to your stanchions,” yelled Timbie as he pressed a button which
would send a warning signal throughout the ship, “we’re accelerating.”
Instinctively they obeyed. Without the contracels, they would have been
an obscene mass of mangled protoplasm in the seconds that followed; as
it was, they experienced something like the feeling one obtains on the
downward sweep of a stiff roller coaster.

“Keep a close check on the direction, Joe,” grated Nick.

The impact of acceleration did not last long, but it was some five
minutes before they really felt normal again. Timbie bent over
calculations, a frown working its way across his forehead. “I don’t like
the way this is working out,” he muttered.

“Following Edgar’s equations?” asked Dorothy, picking up the sheet. She
glanced over them quickly. “Nothing wrong here only—jeepers, you’re
right, Joe! Stop the bus, quick!”

“What’s wrong?” demanded Nick.

“Nothing—except that we’ve passed them. They’re behind us now!”

Timbie’s hands flew over the controls rapidly. “Some day, after the
contracel principle has really been perfected, we’re going to have ships
that are practically without inertia so long as the power’s on. Ships
that can stop dead like that without any terrifying results and go back
the way they came as neat as the ancient’s trains on their tracks. But
we have to decelerate slowly or we’re basket cases, if anybody ever
finds us at all.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

“Wherever they are,” mused Nick, “it’s going to be one sweet job finding
the planetoid in this space. It’ll be practically invisible because of
the distance from the sun. We may go by it a couple of times.” He jabbed
a call button sharply then spoke into a mike. “Grenville? What’s doing?
Oh, you are!” He turned to the others. “Our chemical engineer is turning
his inventive genius to a superior blend of the rocket blast. How
lovely.”

“Noble pastime,” put in Dorothy. “The last batch was pretty raw—I think
it would have dissolved my teeth if I hadn’t swallowed it quickly.”

“Listen,” yelped Nick. “Lay off the monkey business for a minute and
attend. Hop down to the observation room and look for a small
planetoid—I don’t know—could be any port. Use maximum magnification
because it may be small—oh, big enough to hold a ship about this size
perhaps. Possibly—quite probably dark. Signal us as soon as you see
something.”

“If he’s been sampling his wares, he’s likely to see anything,”
suggested Marquis.

“That being the case,” replied Nick, “you’d better go down and help him,
all of you. It’s a tough job for one man in any condition.”

“Coming?” inquired Marquis of Dorothy. She shook her head.

“Yaaah!” he jibed. “Captain’s pet!”

                 *        *        *        *        *

Dorothy bit her lip. “When I think that we almost went right by it
without suspecting.... almost missed it completely, I mean.”

Nick clasped her shoulder, his eyes fixed upon the almost invisible
planetoid slowly growing before them. “Were you and your brother—very
good friends?”

“I scarcely knew him,” she murmured. “He ran away from home when I was
seven or eight, and we only saw him once in awhile after that. I think
it was nearly six years after he first hit out before he came back. He
was mature then and I was just a silly adolescent, but I idolized him
because he was so famous.

“He spent nearly a whole month with me—with us, that is—about four
years before he signed up with your father. But all that seems unreal
now. If he’s—still alive, I’ll probably say ‘hello, Harry,’ and kiss
him with sisterly affection and be glad he’s all right, but it won’t
really mean much. What about your father, Nick?”

He frowned. “Dad and I were pretty close. Matter of fact, I never called
him ‘dad’ until after he disappeared. It was always Steve. He preferred
that; didn’t like his own name, though I didn’t know about it for a long
time.

“I never could figure out the relationships between the other kids I
knew and their parents. I always felt sorry for them; you see, Steve
explained to me once—it’s amazing that I got it the first time—that
‘father’ or ‘dad’ or ‘pop’ was something I’d better call him when other
people were around just for the sake of appearances. And, when I was in
school, why he was ‘my father.’ But when we were alone together—or just
the three of us, Steve, Mater, and I—we didn’t have to be formal at
all. We were always the best of friends.”

She drew closer to him. “I’d like to meet—Steve.”

He looked at her as if it were the first time they were meeting. “Steve
would like you, too,” he replied.

The alarm clanged for some time before they noticed it.

“Sorry!” exclaimed Timbie as he came into the room. “We’ve spotted it.
It’s less than 500 miles in diameter.”

He eased himself into the control seat and started to shift them into
the proper curve for landing. Fascinated, the three stared out the large
port at the rapidly increasing globe before them. Unbroken in surface,
it loomed before, a seemingly fantastic and impossible thing, a perfect
sphere.

Slowly, prodigiously slow, they approached, coasting gracefully, for
inertia or no, there was still the great mass of the ship to take into
consideration. There was something wrong about this—somewhere—then,
suddenly, the same thought struck all three of them.

“It isn’t a sphere!” voiced Nick. “It just looks that way because of its
tremendous speed of rotation!”

Dorothy wheeled out the z-special camera and turned on the power, let it
operate for a full minute. Quietly they waited for the automatic
developing process, then cut the lights and flashed a projection on the
panel in the rear of the room which was ideally suitable for a
motion-picture screen. Eyes glued on the meters, Dorothy adapted the
flow of film until the images of the planetoid on the panel corresponded
to what they saw outside.

“What’s the period of rotation?”

“100 per minute. That, to put it mildly, is fast. It must be extremely
dense to hang together at all—and even then, made of ultracohesive
matter.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

As Joe put it some time later, the business of landing on Hastur (as the
planetoid came to be known, Marquis first dubbed it that after some
legendary, elemental wind-being; they found out later that Hastur wasn’t
really the being Fred had in mind, but it stuck nonetheless) was roughly
analogous to that of a fly lighting on a spinning top. There was Hastur
looming before them in the deeps of space, gleaming like phosphor on
black velvet, the pseudosphere of it slowly swelling before their eyes.
And there was the _Columbia_, a great overgrown cylinder with a turret
in the middle—a turret that completely encircled her, because she spun,
too,—albeit slowly in comparison to the planetoid—gently curving in to
try to light upon the little world’s surface.

What happened? They should have known, but they didn’t. The _Columbia_
swooped down upon Hastur, like the proverbial falcon upon its prey. Only
it wasn’t as simple as that, because the ship touched the outer fringe
of that terrifically-accelerated rotating atmosphere and bounced off,
ricocheted much like a smooth stone splatting across the surface of
water.

They weren’t ready for that splat. It took them unaware and tumbled them
all head-over. Luck was with them and no one slammed into anything sharp
or deadly hard. Dorothy nursed Nick’s bloody nose and a cut over
Marquis’ eye which just missed being serious.

The second time they tried it, it was with less elan and more caution.
They figured that if they could cut in at a point, cut in at an angle so
close to zero that they were virtually parallel to it, slip in like a
hypodermic with the grain, so to speak, they might be able to make it.
It was a nice idea but it didn’t work. They were knocked away again.
Only this time all hands were prepared and no casualties followed.

At about then Edgar staggered in wanting to know what was. Briefly they
told him. Edgar was amazed. He stood there gaping at them, at, he said,
their innocence. Then he raised his hands. “Friends,” quoth Edgar, “like
little children shall I lead you. Land at the pole.”

They made it.

                 *        *        *        *        *

“It’s odd, isn’t it?” mused Dorothy as Nick helped her up an escarpment.

“What’s odd?” Edgar wanted to know.

“That, despite the terrific rotation of Hastur, we just don’t notice it
now that we’re here. I know why of course. Sheer relativity. But it’s
still odd, no matter how well you explain it.”

“I know,” mused Edgar. “The most common way is that of picturing a
caterpillar crawling down the vane of a fan toward the center. The fan
is rotating at terrific speed; the fan is on an express liner which is
zipping through Earth’s stratosphere like nobody’s business; the
stratosphere is following Earth’s rotation, and so on. Yet our
caterpillar isn’t conscious of any motion save his own.”

They stood silent for a moment, surveying the scene before them. Curving
horizons could be seen on all sides, the uneven terrain before them now
and then pierced by upcroppings of rock. Or perhaps metals. Above them
no sky but space, dotted with luminaries. Far away a splotch of
brightness—their sun. A world of twilight, this was.

Behind them lay their ship, a faintly gleaming cylinder, badly scraped
and somewhat battered from landing. They’d prepared a sort of berth by
splashing the terrain before them with blasts from the emergency rocket
tubes, fore and aft, but the landing had still been rough, not the kind
which would leave a ship in full dress paint.

Somewhere before them, precisely how far they could not know, was the
lost Orion.

“I think,” mused Nick, “that the reason for the odd feeling is that we
are so vitally aware of the planet’s rotation. After all, Earth is no
laggard, either, but it’s so damned big in comparison to this, and so
few people, relatively have been off it as yet. What I mean is: if your
knowledge of Hastur’s rotation were strictly theoretical, or if you
hadn’t seen it from space, the whole thing wouldn’t appear to you as it
does now.”

The going was just a trifle more difficult than covering rocky ground
would have been on Earth: Vickers had figured Hastur’s gravity as 125%
that of Earth.

“Hold it,” called out Edgar, punctuating the exclamation by easing
himself onto the asteroid’s surface. “Does anyone know where we’re
going?”

“We’re off to find the Hartnetts,” said Dorothy.

“How nice. And where, pray, may they be?”

“Right here—somewhere.”

“Lovely,” drawled Edgar, “just lovely. Have any of you stopped to
consider how many days and how many weary miles you can cover on this
not-as-small-as-it-looks world without finding anything at all except
blisters?”

“We tried to contact them,” cut in Nick, “but not a peep out of the
radio at all. The thing just went dead.”

“I’ll have to admit,” continued Edgar, “that at the very moment I can’t
think of any better procedure than just striking out in any direction at
once. But I rest assured that there is a better way. Therefore, I move
that we take it easy until we find one.”

“We could use the ship,” said Dorothy.

“Inadvisable,” objected Nick. “Something tells me we are going to have
trouble getting away from this little fiend of a planetoid.”

“How about rocket cameras?” cut in Dorothy.

“Huh?”

“I can make them. We’ll use just enough fuel to send them up half a mile
or so. They’ll take pictures, then glide down. We’ll keep an eye on them
and see where they land; Edgar will also take calculations while they’re
up—they’ll be sort of periscopic photos. Of course we’ll get our ship,
but we may spot the other one.”

Nick tapped the rocky surface pondering. “Only thing wrong with that is:
why didn’t we see the ship on the way down? We had a much bigger
perspective.”

“Perhaps too big. Besides we were too well occupied otherwise.”

“Okay,” sighed Nick. “I can’t see any reason for not trying it.”




                              CHAPTER III
                             MENACE UNSEEN


Dorothy clasped Nick’s hand as firmly as hands can be clasped when
swathed in space-mitts. “If the photo didn’t deceive us, the ship should
be over this ridge.”

Nick nodded, shot an impatient glance at the others straggling up the
slight incline. Together he and Dorothy mounted the acclivity, peered
anxiously at the sweep below.

A little scream of delight came from Dorothy’s lips, “There, Nick!”

No doubt about it. The lost Orion lay, partly concealed by upcroppings
of rock, less than a mile away. Hastily they made their way down the
decline, ran in awkward, elephantine steps toward it. As they approached
they could see how beaten and scarred it looked.

They bounded to the port and breathlessly clanged upon it. It was shut
tightly. Impatiently they beat upon it until finally it swooshed open
and they filed into the airlock. Imperturbably the outer door snapped
close behind them, clamlike, and painfully slow the inner port dragged
itself open.

The lost Orion!

The air was pure—that they noticed first of all when they had doffed
cautiously their helmets. Pure and warm. Quickly they took off the
clumsy suits and looked about them. No one was in sight; no greeting
came to them.

“Hello!” yelled Nick.

No answer.

It was not as large as the _Columbia_, this ill-fated craft, but a big
ship nonetheless. Hearts beating out ill omens, they searched room after
room, finding no one.

“Hello! Hello!” cried Dorothy. Edgar grasped her arm. “Wait,” he
murmured. “I think I heard an answer.”

Silently they followed him, as he led, to a small room. There was a bed,
a set of controls—from this point the mechanisms for opening the double
doors had been set in motion—a small heating unit, and a large
armchair. As their eyes roved about the room, a figure arose unsteadily
from the chair and faced them—a tall, gaunt man, white-haired, his eyes
looking as if he had been lost for a thousand years.

Wordlessly he stared at them, as Nick stepped forward, his voice husky.

“Steve!”

                 *        *        *        *        *

The older man looked at him, a sort of dull bewilderment spreading
across his face. “Hello, Nick,” he said softly. “I was sort of wondering
when you’d come. Who are your friends?”

“I’m Dorothy Gilbert,” spoke up that person coming forward, “and I think
I’d better fix something for you right away, Steve. You look as if you
haven’t had a square meal since Sinbad went sailing.”

The older man grinned wanly. “Guess I haven’t been eating any too
regularly. Haven’t had much company, you see since—”

“Tell us about it later,” interrupted Dorothy. “Edgar, break out the
rations and help me with this thing. Looks like an old model.”

“Nothing to it,” murmured Vickers. “I’m Edgar Vickers,” he added in
Hartnett’s direction; “my brother, Bob, is the slack-mouthed individual
you see behind me. There’s three other fellows in the party, but they
stayed back in the ship.”

Hartnett sat down on the bed, his eyes wandering from one to another.
“Nice girl you have there, Nick,” he whispered. “You’re not letting any
of these other lads get the jump on you, eh?”

“Not a chance,” replied Dorothy without looking up, “I’m after the
Hartnett fortune because there’s no one else I know who is worth
marrying, even for the kind of lab I want.”

“Did you write the book you always said you would if you were ever
marooned, Steve?” asked Nick.

Hartnett nodded. “Guess that’s all that kept me from going nuts. All
alone here—not strong enough to do much more than take care of myself,
write, and send signals out. Didn’t go outside much after—”

Dorothy faced him, her eyes misty. “Don’t try to soften it Steve—I knew
as soon as I came in the ship. Harry’s dead, isn’t he? Like all the
others?”

Hartnett nodded. “Yes—like all the others.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

“There’s not much to tell,” said Hartnett slowly, after the meal had
been finished. “We started out in the Orion much the same as you did in
the _Columbia_, tested the contracels and decided everything was all
right. We noticed this little world here and landed to investigate.

“Only we couldn’t get off.

“We’d been going virtually at the speed of light and that warped the
fourth dimensional fields which were a basic part of the contracels. We
found that the only way we had of getting off this planetoid was by
rockets, and rockets weren’t enough. We just slid along the surface,
battered up the ship, then stopped.

“Then we began to find out things about this world. Some of them were
interesting, and some—” he broke off suddenly. “Nick, you or none of
your party have been out without full suits have you?”

Nick shook his head.

“Good. Don’t. This little world is full of radiations, a good deal of
which are undetectable, but nasty nonetheless. Seven of our party
succumbed before we suspected anything was wrong, and five more died
within the next fortnight from perfectly innocent things which must have
acted as catalysts.

“So far as we know, an ordinary suit is protection, but we can’t be
sure.”

“What happened to the others?” asked Bob Vickers.

Hartnett was silent for a moment. “When we landed, one of the rocket
fuel tanks was ruptured. Not broken open, just cracked enough to let the
stuff vaporize and escape. It started to flood the ship gradually,
before we found out. We drew lots to see who would seal off the rooms
where it had already penetrated, knowing that the chances were a hundred
to one that everyone who went would be blown up. It was a suicide job,
but those suicides could keep the entire ship from being blasted to free
electrons.

“They did. If you’d come from the other side, you’d have seen the great
gaping crater and the hole in the ship.”

“I don’t understand....” started Dorothy.

“I do,” spoke up Nick. “When the Orion left, the only rocket fuel which
was any good was HZ 7. It had one fault, however. Let any atmosphere get
at it and it would vaporize and seep through practically every known
substance, except wax. And that vapor was about ten times as touchy as
nitro. When it went off you had a terrific explosion.

“What these fellows did, I take it, Steve, was to seal off the sections
from the outside, leaving plenty of room for the vapor to explode,
perhaps calculating on its drawing closer while they were at work. Then,
they went to work on padding so that the concussion wouldn’t completely
wreck the ship. Their only chance of escape was completing the job and
getting off before the stuff lit up. And working around it was almost a
positive guarantee of setting it off.”

Hartnett nodded. “That’s just about what happened. Three men were on the
job of sealing off. That was the sure death assignment, because they
would have to be practically entombed inside. Five others were on the
padding job; they had a chance of not being smashed to pieces by the
concussion if the blow held off long enough.

“But it didn’t—not quite long enough. They managed to get their work
almost finished. It was just the sheerest luck that the thing didn’t
fill the entire ship, or go off before some of us were out of the way.
That was when we didn’t all wait to put on full suits—and it seemed all
right outside. Well, the radiation got the ones who survived the blast.”

He buried his face in his hands. “It seems as if it happened ten years
ago at times, then I feel, sometimes, as if it had happened yesterday.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

Dorothy slipped her arm around him. “It wasn’t your fault. Come, tell us
more—about the things you found out about this planetoid.”

He raised his head, brow wrinkled in concentration. “There’s an odd
effect at the horizon—maybe you haven’t noticed it yet, eh? The equator
of the world seems to be moving, flowing along the ground.”

“Yow!” exclaimed Edgar. “Lorentz-Fitzgerald stuff!”

“Huh?”

“Simple,” he went on. “The speed of rotation of this planetoid at the
equator approaches the speed of light, believe it or not. So the equator
contracts. Its diameter remains the same, mind you, since it isn’t
moving along the line of the diameter, but the circumference grows
smaller. And that my friends,” he concluded, “makes the mathematical
‘pi’ a variable so far as Hastur is concerned. Geometry on this planet
must be hot stuff—a veritable purgatory for mathematicians.”

“How the devil did you figure all that out?” exclaimed Hartnett, a note
of awed admiration in his voice.

Edgar grinned. “I’m not staking my life on it,” he said, “but it’s the
only explanation I can think of for the phenomenon you described.”

“Well, you may be right, and then again.... The important thing, now,
is to get off Hastur. These radiations are what got most of us—doesn’t
make too much difference with me, because I’m old. But I’m assuming,” he
looked at Dorothy and Nick, “that you two will be wanting to pair off
pretty soon. And I don’t think Dorothy would care to start knitting
little sweaters with holes for three heads in them after she’d had
x-rays taken.”

“We’ll get off,” declared Nick. “Our rockets are powerful enough, I
think. We’ll take what we can from the Orion—and I suspect that you and
your book, Steve, will be all—then scram away from here fast.”

He clasped Dorothy’s hand. “I only want a hole for one head in that
little sweater.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

Joe Timbie turned to Hartnett and Nick with a despairing gesture. “See?
All we do is slide along the ground. I’ve given her the best blasts we
have and there’s the result.”

“A good thing they’ve found a new kind of rocket fuel in these last
years.”

When Dorothy came in, Nick gripped her hands and clung to her. There was
no need for words. Silently they looked out of the port onto the scene
of their prison, grey twilight world with its sky of starlit black.

Finally he straightened up, reached out and pressed the call-button
which would summon all hands to the control room.

“There is nothing wrong with the rocket tubes, or the fuel,” he said
softly when all had come. “Everything is working as it should work. Our
rockets just aren’t strong enough to get us off.”

“But the contracels?” burst out Marquis bewilderedly.

Hartnett shook his head. “No good here.”

Bob Vickers went over to the window and looked out, staring at the
landscape as if there lay an answer to their problem. “Edgar,” he called
after a moment, “are you sure about what you said about the equator?”

“No guarantees, but it could very easily be that way.”

“Then mightn’t an object at the equator be thrown off the planet by
centrifugal force?”

Edgar turned to Nick. “It might—matter of fact, it should.”

Hartnett bit his lips. “It’s a long chance,” he said, “but still a
chance. If the ship will hold together under the terrific punishment it
would have to take, sliding along the ground on our rocket blasts, then
we may be able to do it.”

“Okay,” declared Nick. “Everybody get into space suits, make sure the
air-making apparatus is in order, and take your stations. We’ve got to
have lookouts covering all sectors to spot any possible punctures of the
hull. As soon as everybody’s checked from their posts, Joe, let her
rip.”




                               CHAPTER IV
                                 ORDEAL


They clung to the stanchions, watching the rocky surface of Hastur lurch
by them, even in the protection of their suits horribly jolted by the
choppy acceleration. They clung wondering how long the _Columbia_ would
stand up under a type of punishment for which it had never been
designed.

“Something’s wrong,” complained Timbie. “The fire should take place so
that, to my limited senses it seems continuous. It isn’t doing that at
all.” He pressed a button. “I can sense a distinct interval between the
release of the firing apparatus and the explosion, and another interval
before the reaction shoves us ahead.”

“Look at the stars!” cried Bob Vickers.

They glanced in the direction of his pointing finger and gasped. Above
them in the inky blackness were no longer the tiny pin-points that they
had been seeing so far; they had become huge globes of multi-colored
light. And there was one immense thing which visibly swam in the ether.

But it was more than just that. Way out beyond the globes, which looked
like glowing baseballs, and basketballs, they caught a flashing
something. It grew visibly as they watched, swelled until it seemed that
it must batter its way through the mass of luminaries around them, send
them in flaming ruin down the surface of the little world. Huger and
more terrifying it grew, like a movie closeup, until it filled the
entire vista of the heavens. The light should have been blinding; it
should have burned out their brains, yet they could behold it without so
much as being dazzled. Now the size of it was such that no longer could
they see its full circle, but only a section of the titanic surface.

Abruptly the smooth aspect of it faded and sharp prominences began to
appear. It was no perfect sphere, this body, but a roughly-circular
mass, shot through with enormous cracks, riddled with holes, jagged with
mountains. One spire-like protuberance seemed to be pointing directly at
them, aiming itself at the ship.

Paralyzed with mingled amazement and terror they stood, bracing
themselves for an impact which would destroy them utterly, volatilize
them and the ship with such titanic swiftness that their consciousness
would be obliterated before any sensations of it could reach them. They
would see the destroyer almost upon them, and that would be all.

But they were wrong. It screamed down out of the night of space above
them, not touching their ship, seemingly a good distance away. No
concussion wave struck them, yet they saw the surface of Hastur cleft
and crumpled before them, saw the monster bury itself in the planetoid.
There was a flare of light which made them blink for an instant, and
that was all.

“Veer away,” gasped Nick. “We don’t want to be tumbled into that chasm.”

Timbie’s fingers darted over the controls, and they were lurched
side-wise as the _Columbia_ went off at a tangent to their former
course. The bewilderment of what they had just seen still lay upon them;
their minds were numb with the incredibility of it.

Dorothy’s eyes met Nick’s. “Are we dead?” she whispered. “Were we all
killed in that collision and is this but the last flickers of my
consciousness?”

“I was wondering that, too,” came Nick’s voice over the space-phones.
“But it couldn’t be so if it occurred to you, too. There’s some simple
explanation for all this, but for the life of me, I can’t think what it
is.”

“Oh-oh,” said Timbie. “More fireworks!”

                 *        *        *        *        *

Before them loomed a vast cliff wall, so high that they could not see
its top. It had not been there an instant before. Somehow, they could
not feel the horror of a few moments back, yet they braced themselves
again for a shock.

A sudden jolt wrenched them away from the stanchions; the ship came to a
stop as a warning light flickered ominously on the control board. Yet,
as they picked themselves up, the cliff had disappeared; it was not
behind them, and before them stretched the familiar surface of Hastur,
above them the velvet of space, flecked with pinpricks of light.

“A puncture!” cried Nick. He grabbed the speaker.

“Nick,” came the voice of Marquis. “There’s a hole about the size of a
soup plate in sector seven. Don’t worry; we’ll be sealing it off
directly, and we’ve locked it off. Call you back when it’s done.”

“Okay, be careful.”

He turned to the others. “We’ll be on our way shortly. Anybody see that
pit we turned off our course to avoid?”

“It’s gone, Nick,” said Hartnett, “but the show’s still on.” He nodded
toward the port.

Something was coming over the horizon, something that looked partly like
an arm, and partly like a molten river. It was both a flow and a
wriggling, and, as they watched, another glowing thing snaked up from
behind the distant ridges. This second thing went straight up into the
sky, curving out as if looking for something upon which to swoop.

And now the main body of the thing began to be visible. It was vaguely
conical, with the apex inverted, the arms of it issuing forth from the
sides. A single glowing eye bulged from the top.

“It looks nasty,” said Nick, “but I don’t think it’s very powerful.”

“It might bang us up a bit, though,” added Timbie.

“The beastie is after something. Look at the way those three arms are
swishing around.”

The thing was virtually monochrome except for the jet black of the
single eye. The arms were flailing in the general direction of the ship,
coming closer with each cast. But apparently it had not reached them
yet.

“Do you suppose it can’t see well?” asked Dorothy.

Before anyone could answer her the creature had already acted. For
caught now in one of the brilliant arms was a flattish many-legged
thing, looking more like a centipede than anything else. It had a barbed
tail like a scorpion, and was writhing and trying to spear the other
desperately. But the hunter had calculated well and encircled its prey
in such a manner that the barb could not reach it. Closer to the
brilliant body the struggling thing was borne, then a slit appeared in
the side of the victor, and a deep red orifice grew. The flattish
creature was popped into this; the cavity closed with a snap and again
the shell of brilliant cone-thing seemed to be unbroken.

[Illustration: _Caught in the brilliant arms was a flattish thing that
looked more like a centipede than anything else._]

“Nice fauna here,” remarked Nick. “Did your party ever meet up with that
beauty?”

Hartnett grinned. “In a way. But watch closely, now. There’s more to
come.”

The bright cone rested motionless on the ridge, two of its three arms
lying motionless. They couldn’t see the third, but supposed that it,
too, was at rest. Unwinking, the huge eyes stared apparently upward.

But off in another direction what looked like a cloud was approaching.
It drifted easily, dropping to the surface now and then and lazing along
for a while, then rising up again. The size of it made them gasp. It
seemed to be larger than the _Columbia_.

Now the cone-thing was aware of its approach and the bright arms was in
play again. Like a fisherman casting after trout, the arms threw out.
The cloud came on until it hovered over the cone-creature, then suddenly
it dropped down enveloping it. An instant later it rose and the
cone-creature was gone; the whitish cloud started to drift away.

But something was wrong. It didn’t move as easily as it had done before;
it lurched in a distressed manner.

“What’s wrong with it?” murmured Nick.

“Look, it’s changing color,” cried Dorothy.

A rusty stain had suddenly appeared in the cloud. Before their eyes it
grew rapidly, the core of it an angry red, the spreading stain rust. The
cloud-thing rose up slowly, but the red spot grew. And as they watched,
a bulge appeared in the red, grew like a blister and finally burst. From
the cavity the brilliant arms of the cone-thing appeared, followed by
the rest of the creature.

It lingered in the opening as the stricken cloud sank slowly to the
surface of the planetoid. Now the red stain had almost completely
blotted out the normal white of the cloud and they saw that the thing
was beginning to crumble where the cone-creature had emerged. It
dissolved into a sort of dust leaving the cone-thing in much the same
position it had been in before, with the single great eye staring up at
the stars.

“I’ll be damned,” murmured Nick. “It must have poisoned the cloud. But
why did the cloud try to eat it, then?”

“These creatures haven’t any intelligence at all, apparently,”
explained Hartnett. “I’ve seen that happen any number of times. I’d
say offhand that the cloud-mass is attracted by something in the
cone-creature—perhaps that scorpion-thing it just ate, because the
clouds can envelope them without danger. But the cone-creature is
rather well developed as you saw.”

                 *        *        *        *        *

The light on the control board winked. Timbie picked up the phone. “It’s
Marquis,” he said. “They’ve got the patch on the puncture and we’ll be
able to go ahead shortly.”

“Okay,” said Nick. “Tell them to wink when all’s ready.” He turned to
the others. “It doesn’t look as if we’ll make the equator.”

Hartnett smiled grimly. “Well, if we can’t get off, we can at least
gather some valuable data here on such things as the Doppler effect, the
Lorentz-Fitzgerald contraction effect, the Einstein effect——”

“Hey!” burst in Dorothy, “did you say Einstein?”

“That’s right. This will be the first opportunity anyone’s ever had to
get real observational data for primary sources.”

“Wait a minute,” she continued. “According to Einstein, there’s an
increase in mass with an increase in speed, isn’t there?”

“Correct, but why get so excited about it?”

“Lots of reasons, Nick. We’re dopes, that’s why. There’s no sense in our
going to the equator; our mass would be so terrific there that we could
never get off.

“But, if there’s a point where the centrifugal force will throw us off,
it’s between here and the equator.”

“She’s right!” screamed Edgar. “And I’m a seventh order moron not to
have thought of it myself. If such a point exists, we must be pretty
close to it now.”

The light flickered again. “All set,” said Joe. “Get ready; we’re
moving.”

Again they grasped the stanchions, their hearts hammering in hopeful
anticipation. Now the effect that Timbie had mentioned was painfully
apparent. They saw him press the firing button, counted beneath their
breath as they waited for the light which would indicate that the rocket
had fired correctly—ordinarily, that light flicked so soon after the
button was pressed that it appeared simultaneous—then braced themselves
for a spurt ahead.

When it came the scene outside had altered again. Now the entire
topography of Hastur seemed to be a vast concavity and they were
climbing up the rim of the great cup. Ahead of them strange wrinkles
appeared in the surface which became normal again as they approached
nearer; behind them, the planetoid had become an incline sloping down to
the edge where the great globes of stars wheeled in the abyss.

“Are we crazy—or is it Hastur?” burst out Bob Vickers.

Hartnett smiled. “These distortions are purely illusionary. It’s the
effect of the rotation.”

Slowly, strangely slow, the _Columbia_ dragged itself forward, sliding
along the planetoid’s surface, more fantastically distorted to their
eyes every instant. Now it seemed to shrink before them until it
appeared that the entire world was smaller than their ship, that the
_Columbia_ was balancing precariously on the ridiculous little globe of
it, and the first spurt from the rockets would send them off into space.
Then Hastur was an incredible long, winding ribbon, lined with
impassable mountains on either side, and they must travel along the
millions of miles of it, as on a runway until at last they came to the
rim. Then it was a geometrical nightmare, a riot of planes and angles
which hurt their eyes to see; up from the surface reared hideously
formed ridges and equally ghastly orifices yawned before them. And
before them stretched leagues upon leagues of glassy surface....
then....

The weird terrain was slipping away from them; they felt themselves
buffeted as the entire ship was rocked violently. “We’ve hit it,” yelled
Bob.

Below them Hastur was already a sphere, and, as Timbie’s fingers pressed
buttons releasing full fire on the rockets, it became again the
incredible globe they had seen when approaching it. They were free.

Dorothy raised her hand to her face to wipe away a tear that was
streaming down her cheek, smiled despite herself when her mailed finger
touched the glassite of her helmet.

“Goodbye, Harry,” she whispered.

                 *        *        *        *        *

“We have here,” declared Edgar, picking his nose, “a small list of the
mysteries of Hastur. So far as I can see, the only way really to break
them is to make up another expedition sometime.”

“Read ’em off, bucko,” said Dorothy.

“First of all—what is Hastur made of? Why, with the terrific speed of
rotation, doesn’t it fly to pieces?”

“I devoted five pages to that in my book,” put in Hartnett. “To sum up
briefly: there’s no reason I know why it should be, but it is.
Therefore, there must be a reason.” They glared at him. “Good way of
wasting time,” he protested.

“Then,” continued Edgar, “we have the matter of the reverse English
radio reception. And I shall personally slay and dismember anyone who
tries to pass it off merely as ‘Einstein effect’.” He looked up. “Well?”

Dorothy smiled. “We like living, Edgar.”

“Speaking of ‘Einstein effect’,” broke in Hartnett, “I presume you
realize by now that all the weird things we saw were enormously
distorted. The stars, for example, were never actually closer. That was
easy to realize, because no more than the customary amount of light was
visible, and no gravitational eccentricities were noted.”

“What about the thing that nearly wiped us out?” asked Bob Vickers.

“A meteor—and a very small one at that. It landed a little distance
away from the ship. Had it hit us, it wouldn’t have blotted us out, but
could have caused considerable damage nonetheless.”

“And the—creatures?”

“Microscopic. Had we been able to move at the time, we could have
ploughed right through them. I’ve seen those illusions a number of
times—we wasted quite a bit of ammunition on them before we got wise.

“And just imagine their consternation when they saw us, apparently
microscopic, too, yet always out of grasp. That’s why the cone-creature
was flailing away at nothing at all. It was trying to catch us.”

“Can you explain wave n?” burst in Edgar.

“I have seven pages on that in my book,” smiled Hartnett. “Summed up, I
say: wave n was discovered while we were looking for something else. We
played around with it until it began to sit up and say ‘uncle.’ We don’t
know from nothing about it.”

Nick puzzled. “What kind of a book is this, Steve?”

Hartnett laughed. “A joke. A beautiful joke on the dear public. Three
hundred pages of pompous drivel, harebrained speculations,
pseudo-science, and what not.

“I made a solemn vow many years ago, Nick, that if I ever became an
explorer, I would write a book to end all travel books, in retaliation
for the ghastly piles of dung about which pedants rave so heartily and
which are crammed down the throats of otherwise innocent schoolboys.

“Here on Hastur I had the time to do it—and it was a good way of
keeping my spirits up. Oh yes—I worked on solid stuff, too—but that
isn’t for public consumption; too deep.”

“But seriously,” broke in Edgar, “haven’t you any idea as to the reason
for the signals in reverse English?”

“I don’t want to be personally slain and dismembered, Edgar. That tabu
explanation very frankly is the only one I’ve found so far. The signals
were warped—unless you want something utterly fantastic like their
traveling around the universe, or being slipped through the continuum.”

“What does that mean?” asked Dorothy.

“Nothing. It’s a sort of gibberish which some people use to explain
things otherwise inexplicable.” He paused as the familiar figure of
Grenville, wreathed with beatific smiles, entered the room. “What’s in
the bottle?”

“I have here,” sighed the chemical engineer, “the ne-plus-ultra of our
own private rocket-blast. It’s smooth!”

“Yeah? What happened to your fingernails?”

“I got hungry!—Okay, if you don’t trust me, I’ll sample it first.” He
uncorked the bottle and took a mighty quaff of the curiously-colored
contents.

“If he starts rolling over on the floor, kicking feebly, we’ll know that
it’s a good roach spray if nothing else,” observed Edgar.

Hastur was behind them now; soon the contracels would be flashing them
back to Earth. Dorothy drew close to Nick, glad that the cumbersome
suits were no longer necessary.

It would be a little blue sweater, she thought, just for luck.