BY MRS. HENRY DUDENEY

FOLLY CORNER

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A STORY OF SUSSEX TO-DAY

“A work of art which is not only permeated with an extraordinarily
sympathetic understanding of the human heart, but displays also from
beginning to end the sort of vigor and sanity that can employ the most
delicate instruments and the subtlest methods without becoming
intellectually nearsighted and without losing even for a moment a sense
of true proportion.... Mrs. Dudeney is the equal of Thomas Hardy, as
she is his literary congener.”--_Professor Harry Thurston Peck in the
Bookman._

“It shows the same deep insight into the complications of the human
soul [as did the author’s earlier novel].... This story from the
opening page is tense with sustained power and is surely destined
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MEN OF MARLOWE’S

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CONTENTS.--Introductory--The One in Red--Arnold’s
Laundress--Why?--Jimmy--Game Feathers--An Interlude--Mortgaged--A
Political Woman--Beyond the Gray Gate--The Set at Seven--Hopkins.

These stories of residents in one of the English “Inns,” like those of
“The Temple,” are so interrelated as almost to constitute a continuous
novel. They show more humor than anything the author has done, and a
variety of powers hardly foreshadowed even in “Folly Corner.”

HENRY HOLT & CO. NEW YORK




MEN OF MARLOWE’S

BY

MRS. HENRY DUDENEY

AUTHOR OF “FOLLY CORNER,” ETC.

[Illustration: Decorative Image]

NEW YORK

HENRY HOLT AND COMPANY

1900




COPYRIGHT, 1900,

BY

HENRY HOLT & CO.


THE MERSHON COMPANY PRESS

RAHWAY, N. J.




              CONTENTS.

                                PAGE

  INTRODUCTORY                     1

  THE ONE IN RED                   9

  ARNOLD’S LAUNDRESS              39

  WHY?                            71

  JIMMY                           93

  GAME FEATHERS                  117

  AN INTERLUDE                   135

  MORTGAGED                      161

  A POLITICAL WOMAN              185

  BEYOND THE GRAY GATE           201

  THE SET AT SEVEN               233

  HOPKINS                        263




MEN OF MARLOWE’S.




INTRODUCTORY.


“AS a woman in search of sensation, you should not have come to me. I
can tell you tales, but they are not exactly sensational--hardly a
detective in them.”

“The detective is a slur on any story. He is merely the author’s fool.”

“But they are not even love stories of the kind you’re accustomed to.”

“Of course not. Here in an Inn of Court you have no opportunities--no
conservatory, no ballroom, no garden parties. Gerald proposed to me on
the Underground Railway--and deserved to be refused. But he had the
grace to apologize.”

“Well, I’ll tell you all I know--or nearly. Some very droll things
that I _could_ tell would not interest you.”

“I don’t mind being startled. You promised not to irritate me by
being chivalrous. Chivalry! That subtle grip of the Middle Ages on my
sex.”

“But a woman--don’t interrupt; I use the word in a superior sense--can
never appreciate the fine humor of a tipsy man. She expects him to be
obvious: to fall in the gutter, to be towed home by the policeman, or
fined for being disorderly. Tales of buoyancy, funny from the man’s
point of view, would bore you.”

“Humph!”

“There are other tales--quite of the feudal period--which Gerald would
rather I did not tell. Merry tales, with an undercurrent of sadness:
the most perfect form of humor.”

“I hope you don’t tax me with immodest prudery.”

“I tax your husband. Some of the tales may be rather mad.”

“Lunatics are the salt of the earth. Come and dine with us once a week.
Tell me a story after dinner--Gerald goes to sleep.”

“I must tell them in the Inn or they’d lose their flavor.”

“Here! Once a week--that is settled. I’ll come. Marlowe’s Inn is
charming. These quiet squares, just off Holborn; these sedate houses,
with their old staircases and sets of chambers, each with its stout
black door, appeal to me. I like the archway, the porter at the gate. I
never saw such a green garden. I love rooks. Everything is gay, cool,
monastic; a most fascinating place. And such queer people! I met a man
with the face of a mystic----”

“Probably Guy Blockley, the comedian.”

“There was another man with a striped waistcoat, closely cropped hair,
and a bulldog jaw. He looked like a prizefighter.”

“That’s Paradale, the poet.”

“Good Heavens! Then I met a woman, very fat. She carried a pail of
dirty water. No doubt she was a political hostess, famous for her
parties, or a popular lady novelist.”

“She was only a charwoman--laundresses we call them in the Inn. She has
probably ‘seen better days.’”

“Well--about the tales?”

“Sad tales, remember--partly sad. But you’ll get a laugh out of them.”

“I prefer sad tales; there is more strength in a sob than in a giggle.
Anything, so long as they are not commonplace. So long as the people
don’t marry in the last chapter. I’m so sick of sane, respectable
people who do exactly what they ought to do. Gerald has a regular
income--that blight on originality. I was doomed to middle-class ease
from my very cradle.”

“I wonder if you really _are_ broad-minded. I wonder! You are not very
young----”

“Nowadays a woman only comes of age at thirty.”

“After thirty she is often a prude.”

“But I am not so very much after. Why waste time in parrying? Tell me a
story at once. Let this be the first sitting.”

       *       *       *       *       *

“It was very stupid of me to clutch your arm like that--to scream. A
scream is the admission of small intellect, of nerves, of everything
that went out with smelling-bottles. But that noise startled me--it
was the prologue to your tale--too realistic. What was it? I think it
came from that house across the way, from that open window on the third
floor, with the blue window box.”

“From No. 7. Yes; of course.”

“How somber you look!”

“I must go and see what is up. Promise me to keep quite still. Don’t
even look out of the window.”

“I promise. I’ll look at the album instead. That is a most harmless, a
most creditable thing to do. My heart thumps still. Do you think it’s a
suicide? I’d like a smelling-bottle, if you had one. But a drop of
whisky is the modern substitute. Thank you. And in this little cup. How
pretty!”

“It belonged to Kinsman. You will hear about him later. Here is the
album. There are portraits of Adeline Pray and Minnie Chaytor--women
whose acquaintance you’ll make. I won’t be long.”

       *       *       *       *       *

“What was it? Here, take the rest of the whisky; you look as if you
wanted it.”

“It was Dick Simpson. He’s shot himself. Let me take you out and put
you in a hansom. This is our first installment; a melodramatic one.”

“Why did he shoot himself? How shocking! Love? There’s a girl going in
at the door now.”

“Why? You will understand when I tell you about that set of chambers in
which he lived. Poor Dick! He’s left a note, just saying that all his
accounts are in order. He was in the City; some of the men of Marlowe’s
are. The odd thing is--there is always a quip in our tragedies--that he
had dressed for the occasion. Frock coat, flower in his buttonhole, new
tie--he only bought it last night; showed it to me; asked if I admired
the pattern. They’ll never let that set again; it is the most
extraordinary thing--that’s the fifth man that _I_ know of, counting
Drummond and Jimmy.

“He was such a thrifty, cautious little chap, too! No debts, no
difficult position. He wasn’t hard up--as most of us are. He lived
within his income.”

“He seems to have been a commonplace person.”

“Poor Dick! Here you are. Where shall I tell the man to drive to?”

“To the Circus. Good-by. I’ll come again, about this time this day
week. Poor man! How shocking!”




THE ONE IN RED.


ORION was mean. He gave a party once. The whisky was watered. He came
to me confidentially in the course of the evening and whispered
angrily:

“You see that fellow Pearson? My word! how he’s helping himself to
whisky. He’s drinking it neat. I’ve watched him. Don’t you call that
confounded impudence?”

He was also one of those men whose brains never seem to develop; a
weak-minded chap who, when he had his hair cut, allowed the barber to
wheedle him into buying a bottle of hair wash--half a crown the small
size, but only four-and-sixpence for one containing more than double.
Brains! Men like that have only just enough to grub along with--just
enough to see that they get their proper change across the counter, and
are given the right brand of tobacco.

I knew a barmaid--a nice girl, without the least harm in her. I gave
her flowers--a bangle once. For some years she has been the mistress of
a flourishing public-house off New Oxford Street; married a barman who
had dropped in for a legacy. Doubtless by now she is the mother of an
appallingly large family. Yet, whenever I met Orion, he used to
snigger, bob his silly face forward, and chuckle:

“Well, old man, seen anything of Rosey lately? Fine girl, Rosey!”

I should have forgotten the girl’s very name, but Orion would not let
me. He always said the same thing.

One Christmas Eve I took her to his rooms--it was the only time he ever
met her. He was sitting by a tremendous fire cooking a fine turkey. The
table was set out most elaborately, with flowers, crackers, serviettes
folded into shape.

We sat and chatted; he basting the bird, Rosey dimpling about with
appetite. He told us how much he had paid for that turkey in Smithfield
market, he showed us the sausages that were to be eaten with it. He
went to the cupboard and brought out a very dainty tin of fancy
biscuits. Rosey half put out her plump hand and then drew it back
awkwardly. He lifted the rice paper so that we might admire the sugar
on the top row. He pointed out bottles of ginger wine, boxes of
preserved fruit--all sorts of things. They made poor Rosey’s blue eyes
glisten. But he never offered her so much as a fig. What is more, I
ascertained afterward, as a positive fact, that he never had a soul to
dine with him that Christmas. That’s the sort of fellow Orion was.

He had the third floor set at No. 7. We all wondered why he lived in
the Inn at all. It held no advantages for him. His oak was never
sported, except when he was out.

Perhaps you see nothing so very important, nothing, certainly, that is
romantic, about that heavy black door on which my name stands white.
But a man’s oak guards faithfully the secrets of his life. Generations
of secrets, of sins, of sorrows are held by those stout doors--black
and inscrutable, two by two on every landing. The oak shuts out duns;
shuts in a pretty woman. The stories those black doors could tell!
I wonder they never crack--with laughter or great, splitting sobs.

The oak knows everything. It is like a fashionable woman’s toilet. I
love to hear them clang to somberly at night; when a man goes out, when
he creeps in late. The oak is the bachelor’s discreet parlor-maid. It
says “not at home.” When we sport it--which is simply shutting it--we
defy the world.

Yet Orion only used this potential thing, this sacred and confidential
black door, to protect his electro plate. He had no debts, no
compromising visitors, no delicate difficulties. What a man! What a
mean, drab life!

We all chaffed him about his electro plate; the box in which he kept
macaroons, the fish slice, the sugar tongs--all the useless things. He
really ought to have lived in a neat villa. No doubt he would have done
if his aunt had not happened to live in Great Ormond Street, close by.

He took me to dine with her once. It was a wet Sunday. The aunt, Mrs.
Grigg, was a terrible woman of seventy or so. She was dressed in the
height of fashion--as it had been in the fifties. No doubt you have
seen mold-spotted fashion plates of the period. She had a muslin
chemisette, muslin under-sleeves, a wide skirt of some blinding, bright
red stuff. Great rings stretched the lobes of her ears. On her neck she
wore string after string of jet and on her bony wrist a hair bracelet.
Her brooch was set with braids of sandy hair. I suppose it was Grigg’s.

How that ancient woman leered and bridled at me all through dinner! We
had cold mutton and mint sauce, gooseberry tart and tapioca--cold water
to drink. That leering, mincing meal! Those vapid gulps of plain water!
There is nothing in this world more ghastly than the labored archness
of an old coquette. For days afterward I never looked at a woman,
except at my laundress--and they are hardly women.

Orion apologized for the water as we walked home.

“The old girl’s stingy,” he said with satisfaction. “But it suits me,
my boy. When she kicks the bucket, I’m in for a good thing. And it
can’t be long, can it? What did you make of her? I don’t like the way
she wags her head about--paralysis. She’ll go off like a champagne
cork some day.”

“I suppose she will,” I said wearily.

“Of course she will. She can’t last long. She’s over seventy, and she
was a beauty once; you wouldn’t think it.”

I groaned, remembering those old eyes with red, lashless lids; that
mouth with the infantile, pearly false teeth.

We crossed Lamb’s Conduit Street. In Chapel Street, Wood, who was a
decentish fellow and always in low water, had two back rooms on the
second floor at No. 8.

“I’m going in here to get a whisky,” I said, none too graciously, to
Orion.

He put out his hand. His face, with the weak mouth and watery eyes,
looked quite haggard in the moonlight which speared down into the
narrow street. He bore a horrible family likeness to Mrs. Grigg.

Did I mention that he was a thin fellow? He had a straggling,
straw-colored mustache and his skin matched it. Everything about him
was ill-hung and undecided. With his yellow face, yellow hair,
fawn-colored overcoat and soft hat, he looked as if he had been just
flipped into a weak solution of saffron and drawn out again. Why will
fair men persist in wearing fawn?

“When she dies,” he went on, “that house in Great Ormond Street will be
mine; that and a snug bit--the old girl banks at Barclay’s. She hasn’t
got a relation in the world but me. Some sort of second cousin of
Grigg’s used to live with her, but they rowed; she’d row with an
archangel. I don’t know where Clara Citron--that was the cousin’s
name--is now.”

“Well, good-night, old fellow,” I said.

“Wait a bit. You see property’s going up at such a devil of a rate in
Bloomsbury. The house alone will bring in a tidy income, let out in
flats. I shall do it up and charge good rents and keep it select.
Everything on the square, you know.”

He gave his suggestive grin and dropped my hand. I wiped it
mechanically as I pulled Wood’s bell, and drummed on his knocker. The
landlady kept me waiting; it was a trick she had. When at last she
opened the door she asked me acrimoniously:

“Aint the bell enough, but you must go playin’ on the knocker and
bringing a person’s ’art into their mouths?”

A week later Orion came to my rooms. It was about nine in the
evening--Saturday evening. I was just off to the “Oxford,” and told him
so. But he caught me by the sleeve and said feverishly:

“Haven’t you heard?”

“What?”

“My aunt--Mrs. Grigg, you know. She--she’s murdered.”

He sat down in the saddlebag chair by the fire. Yes, the same
saddlebag. That shabby old thing you are sitting in, with the fallen
springs and the shiny mark of many fingers on the arms. Don’t get up. I
brought out the bottle and gave him a nip of whisky. He was shaking all
over like a little clay-tinted marionette.

“Murdered!” I said, the vivid image of the old woman coming back.
“Murdered!”

“Yes; just now.” He made a gesture for more whisky.

The glass he held was dancing a jig in his hand. I noticed--it seemed
an odd thing to notice at such a time--how clean his hands were. One
does notice unimportant things.

“The old woman--her servant--has just come round to tell me,” he
continued. “Haven’t you heard?”

“Heard! How could I?”

“I forgot. Of course you couldn’t. It’s enough to confuse a fellow,
isn’t it? Murdered!”

“Yes. But how?”

“I’m going to tell you. Is there any more whisky? Thanks. It is
Saturday night and the servant had gone out to shop. She always shops
late on Saturday--when she doesn’t do it on Sunday morning. On Sunday
morning in the Lane you can get a very decent fowl cheap. My aunt was
left alone in Great Ormond Street. Am I making myself quite clear? She
must have been cooking some mess over the dining-room fire; a pot had
boiled over on the hob. She was stabbed--just above the heart. Isn’t
it awful? Thanks, old man. It--it pulls me together. Come up to my
place. The old woman’s waiting. I don’t know what to do first. She
came straight to me. She--the other one, my aunt--is lying on the
dining-room hearthrug. Well--thanks.”

I followed him upstairs. Late as it was, one of the Inn
laundresses--those travesties of women, all flesh, sacking apron, and
dusty hair--was scrubbing the third floor flight. Saturday is the great
day for stair scrubbing. She moved her pail for us to pass and looked
at Orion’s face curiously. As we went up we were followed by the
rasping swish of her brush.

Mrs. Grigg’s servant was waiting in the sitting room. She had seated
herself. Orion did not seem to like this.

It was such a swell room--all varnish, gewgaws, and rose-colored
lights. He had stuck squares of leather paper on the panels of the
walls and put white porcelain finger plates painted with roses on the
doors. He burned gas in the grate instead of coal--it was cleaner. It
looked like an old maid’s room. I believe that he helped his laundress
to clean it. She was a rather clean woman herself, who always wore a
stiff bow of white muslin tied under her chin.

There was a shiny sideboard, on top of which was set out the electro
plate. The looking-glass above the sideboard was cracked. Pearson, his
nerves strung by the respectability and smugness of that room, had
flung his glass at it on the night of the party--as a graceful return
for watered whisky. Emily Higgins, a girl that Orion knew--she served
in a fancy shop in Hampstead Road--had skillfully painted a cobweb and
a trail of flowers across the crack. Orion never spoke to Pearson
afterward.

“A fellow who will come into one’s rooms and do a thing like that is a
dirty cad,” he would say in his thin, piping voice.

He was always saying it. He never said more than three things at the
same period. He had attacks of sentences and worked them off. He said
it every time you went to his set. He said it to all new acquaintances.
He took them in to look at the sideboard, and while they looked he
enlarged on the rank villainy of Pearson. I actually waited for him to
say it on that Saturday night. But he didn’t. He only lifted the old
woman’s leg of mutton from the center table where she had set it. It
was foreign meat and the blood had run out freely, pulping the
newspaper and making a patch on the tablecloth. He carried it, with an
air of reproof, to the cupboard and set it carefully on a dish.

The woman looked at him and then she looked at me. There was defiance
and self-vindication and a lurking terror on her face. It was a long,
horselike face, I remember. People of her class always look like that
when anything suspicious occurs. She seemed to be saying in a
terrified, insolent way:

“Don’t you think I did it, because I didn’t.”

It is pathetic; this perpetual assertion of innocence--before they are
accused--of such people.

“It give me such a orful turn!” she burst out at last, addressing
herself to me, as Orion remained half in the cupboard, carefully
putting a wire cover over the joint. “I’ve never been mixed up in
no sich thing before. I’ve never been to prison. Not me! Nor any
of my relations. It’s made my ’eart that bad--I suffers with the
palpitations.”

Orion remained in the cupboard, deaf to the hint.

“I come straight off to Mr. Rine,” she went on. “I didn’t even think to
take the joint from under my arm. I’d only bin gone ’arf an hour down
Tibbalds Row marketin’ with another lady--’er as is ’ousekeeper in
Chapel Street, where Mr. Wood lives. She could tell you the same. I’ll
take my Bible oath I wasn’t more’n ’arf an hour. The larst place I was
in was the fish shop at the corner of Devonshire Street.”

“We’d better go to Great Ormond Street,” I said to Orion.

The servant stood up, pulling her gray and black shawl closer round her
throat. She gave a critical glance round the room before she left, and
paid it her feminine tribute.

“You’ll excuse me,” she said, “but what a pretty room this is. Quite a
doll’s ’ouse, to be sure. I never see but one like it, and that was
Mrs. Abraham’s in North Street--’er whose ’usband was in the ready-made
line.”

It wouldn’t interest you to hear the rest, but I have all the
newspapers put aside if you would like to read the reports some day.
The murder of Mrs. Grigg was one of London’s many mysteries. There was
no clew. The servant was able to clear herself conclusively of all
suspicion. Scotland Yard was baffled. Ambitious journalists, with a
taste for intrigue and interviewing, started wild theories, and there
ended. Great Ormond Street was blocked with the crowd that gaped
stolidly all day at the shabby house with the drawn blinds opposite the
hospital.

Orion didn’t go to the City. He was junior partner--so he said--in a
shipping-house near London Bridge. He stayed at home in the jaunty room
with the pink-tinted gas globes and drank all day. Orion was in a bad
way. You might guess that when he drank whisky at three and something a
bottle as if it had been water.

We’ll skip the inquest and so on, and pass to the funeral.

Orion begged me to go, and I went. One couldn’t refuse a poor,
invertebrate, pleading fool like that. His aunt’s death had absolutely
doubled him up.

There was the uncomfortable atmosphere of death about the place when we
got there. I’ll show you the particular house next time we are in Great
Ormond Street. There is a narrow passage paneled to the ceiling with
wood that is painted stone color. There is a sitting room to your left
as you go in, and a flight of stairs ready to your feet at the end of
the passage.

We went into the sitting room. There was a smeary decanter half full of
thick port on the table. There were wine glasses and an uncut cake.
Orion sat down. By and by we heard deprecating, creaking shoes coming
downstairs, heard unctuous words of sympathy in the passage. Then we
heard a woman’s shrill voice--a sharp, short voice, like the keen snap
of ice. Orion started.

“That’s Clara Citron,” he said in a frightened way.

She came in, a little middle-aged, shrewish-looking woman. She gave
Orion her hand--it was thin and red and knuckly.

“I saw it in the papers,” she said, without any circumlocution. “I came
up from Southsea at once.”

“I didn’t know your address,” he stammered feebly.

Mrs. Citron looked at him in a meaning way. She solemnly poured out
three glasses of muddy port and cut three slices of cake.

“We must leave enough for the undertaker and his men,” she said,
measuring the bottle with her little alert eye. “Yes, I came at once.
It was my duty. She was my relation, too, by marriage. And all the
money was my cousin Grigg’s.”

The hearse and the one coach drew in at the curb. They threw an added
shadow across the room where those two sat solemnly munching and
sipping--the small, prim room with the putty-colored walls and the bits
of fancywork, a sampler, mats, a beaded footstool--worked, no doubt, by
Mrs. Grigg herself half a century before.

Clara Citron bustled up.

“The undertaker is such a very sympathetic man,” she said, wiping the
loose crumbs of cake from her pale lips. “His wife’s great-uncle,
or his sister-in-law’s great-uncle--I really forget which--was murdered
in a similar way. He said he quite understood my feelings.”

“The undertaker has always got somebody who died in a similar way,” I
said, with involuntary flippancy. “It is one of the business trappings;
he brings it with the pall.”

Clara Citron gave me a stony glance, and Orion stared at me
entreatingly. He seemed afraid of offending her; he was afraid of
everything and everyone.

“I don’t know how we are going to get her downstairs,” the
business-like little woman said. “It is such an awkward turn on the
landing. We could lower her out of the window, but there is such a
crowd.”

She peeped through the brown wire blind before she hurried away. Orion
poured himself out a second glass of that deplorable port directly the
door was shut on her and he dared. Every time there was a scrooping
sound overhead he shook from head to foot. It seemed a long time before
we heard the cautious, thumping tread of men bearing a heavy load.
At the ominous resting of those feet we both knew, although we said
nothing, although we did not even look at each other, that they were
maneuvering the turn at the landing. We both drew a breath of relief
when the steady stumping went on again, came nearer, passed the door,
went down the steps. A faint murmur floated up from the crowd. Orion
had his third glass of port.

Clara Citron came in, a little flushed and triumphant. She poured out
more wine in clean glasses, cut more cake, and beckoned the men in.
When they were ready she coaxed on new black kid gloves.

“Come on,” she said to us. “We are late as it is. Such a squeeze with
that coffin at the head of the stairs! She was a fine woman. I want, if
I can, to catch a late train back to Southsea. There are my lodgers to
look after. I’ve only left the girl in charge.”

“Do you keep a lodging house?” Orion asked mechanically, snatching up
his hat with the deep black band.

“Yes,” she said shortly; “I must do something.”

We all three wedged into the passage. Orion was last. Clara Citron
marched out, a compact, trim figure in cheap black, between the thin
line of sickly London faces. She wore a solemn, festival sort of air. I
followed, feeling very awkward and uncomfortable in the frock-coat I
had borrowed from Wood: he got it out of pawn for the occasion. I never
owned a frock coat in my life, and hope I never shall. It is one of
those respectable, stultifying possessions that I refrain from on
principle.

I looked back for Orion. He was wavering on the step, as if he felt
afraid to walk between those lines of white faces which stretched from
the door to the coach. Then I saw him give a hasty look into the house,
at the passage, the stairs, muddy with so many feet. Then he seemed to
come headlong to the coach. I thought he had slipped on something. He
jumped in and banged the door furiously. The crowd gave a soft,
sympathetic “boo” at the sight of his ghastly face. Clara Citron, who
held a new handkerchief with a very wide border to her dry eyes, looked
over the hem.

That terrible long drive to Finchley! That shimmering line of faces
all the way! I went to Jimmy’s funeral, I went to Chaytor’s, and I went
to Mrs. Grigg’s--under protest. I will never go to another, unless it
is my own--that will be unavoidable.

The Great Ormond Street murder made a tremendous sensation. I think
Clara Citron thoroughly enjoyed herself. She seemed to regard the crowd
in the light of a personal ovation.

Did I tell you that it was May?--a wet, warm May morning. At Finchley,
away from the houses, the rain seemed to fall more softly. In the
cemetery all sorts of pink and white and purple bushes were in bloom.
They reminded me of my childhood; I was born in the country. The great,
intensely green stretches of grass were hideously humped with graves.
The soft, rushing rain seemed to make them greener every moment.

I forgot to mention that Clara Citron coolly took the whole of the seat
facing the horses. It was the best position for seeing the people, and
it allowed the people to have a good view of her. She spread her skirt
out carefully and kept the handkerchief to her eyes, peering furtively
all the time. Orion and I sat as far back as we could on the
cushions--those dusty, pluffy cushions which reeked of a thousand stale
griefs. We tried to get beyond the range of those gimlet-like eyes
which pointed in their hundreds, from the pavements. Once Orion said,
in a queer, strained voice:

“For God’s sake let me get out and walk.”

A moment later, before Clara Citron could make any scandalized protest,
he bent forward, pounced forward, in a quick, cunning way, as you would
on an animal you wished to catch, and brought his hand down heavily on
the cushions of the opposite seat. A cloud of dust rose up and choked
our companion. When she had done spluttering, she asked him angrily why
on earth he did it. He didn’t answer. He only sat and stared, with
dazed eyes, at the seat where she sat. Once he moaned and shivered. He
was not looking at Clara Citron. He was looking past her, through her.
He was like an imbecile. But what could one expect of a man who had
drunk whisky as if it had been water for a week, and had wound up with
funeral port from the grocer’s?

The service was a trial to everyone but Clara Citron. She reveled in
the crowd. I was never in such a rage in my life. Every slatternly
woman was pointing and whispering. Orion’s face was clammy and yellow,
like the clay into which they lowered Mrs. Grigg. I watched them drop
earth onto her coffin; watched them put away for ever that leer of
hers, those old coquetries.

When everything was over we went quickly across the sodden, exquisitely
green turf to the gravel. The crowd seemed to melt away; softly, with a
gentle rustle, like the gurgling May rain. We were almost alone.

A warm, wet day in spring is perfect. The rain came finer and thicker
every moment. It made a mysterious veil of gauze which dropped over the
graveyard.

Halfway down the path Orion clutched my arm. It was the despairing mad
clutch of a doomed man. He clutched my arm and looked hurriedly behind
him.

We had reached the coach. The undertaker’s men climbed to their box
with an air of business. Some sat on the roof of the hearse, their
legs dangling jovially.

“We shall get back faster than we came,” Clara Citron said, getting in
and looking round, half in disappointment, because there was no longer
such a crowd. “I’m dying for a cup of tea.”

Orion leaped in and rattled to the door. I was beginning to be really
anxious about him. We started off at a brisk trot, but the iron gates
of the cemetery were hardly out of sight before he stumbled up with a
fearful cry. The cemetery, I say, was hardly out of sight; we might
still have seen the grave which held Mrs. Grigg and the mystery of her
death. He gave that cry and put out his trembling hands to the door.

He saw what we could not see. He saw the door of the coach open easily,
and saw the fourth mourner come in. She brushed by him silently--the
one in red--to the vacant seat.

“I can’t stay. I tell you I won’t stay,” he shrieked, and the sharp
rattle of wheels and hoofs dulled the agony in his voice. “Don’t you
see her on the seat?”--he was speaking to Clara Citron. “She has
hardly left you room to sit. Those confounded crinolines take up so
much room.”

The lodging-house keeper gripped him firmly by the wrists, and forced
him back to his seat. Her hands were strong with years of housework.

“I’m used to this sort of thing,” she said aside to me; “my first-floor
lodger has had D. T. twice. My lady in the parlors takes her drop. Her
husband pays me well to look after her--but they get it at the grocer’s
as soap or candles, at the confectioner’s and call it tea, at the
draper’s when they go shopping, and have it put on the bill as extras.”

Orion rambled on.

“She is sitting next you. She followed us out of the house. I saw her
come down the stairs. She rode with us all the way. She stood by her
own grave--followed her own funeral. She looked across and grinned at
me, the old witch, when they threw earth on the coffin. She has
followed us back. She jostled me just now on the cemetery path, d----n
her! She’d have had me down if I hadn’t caught hold of Groome. She
wanted to seal me up in that dirty yellow grave, as we tried to seal
her. But I could bear it. I wasn’t going to let her frighten me. I
bore everything until she came away from her own grave--then I knew it
was all up with me. She is filling the coach. Can’t you see her red
dress puffing out? I never saw a woman swell so. The red dress, Groome;
the dress she wore at dinner on Sunday week! The one she always wore in
the evening, the one she died in. Oh! can’t you two see her? Can’t you
turn her out? The coach is all growing red.”

“Do you mean Mrs. Grigg?” Clara Citron asked crisply. “I can’t see
anything.” She bounced to the other side as if to convince him. “But
then,” she added significantly, “I didn’t murder her.”

“You see, I did,” Orion returned with a foolish smile and the
tremendous simple relief of a child who gets something off his mind.

He did not seem to realize what the admission involved. He was
evidently indifferent to everything but the one in red; the dead old
woman in the blood-colored gown, who was slowly, slowly, but very
surely, filling up the coach.

“I got so tired of waiting,” he continued in a confidential way, and we
both bent close to catch every word, closing him in, as it seemed.

“She wouldn’t part with a penny and she wouldn’t die,” he went on
piteously. “What are you to do with a woman like that? I was on my beam
ends. It is all the accursed City. I was afraid of getting out of a
berth. When you get out of a berth you’re done. I’ve been with the same
firm fifteen years, and yet they were going to turn me off like a
dog--the bookkeeper told me so.”

He was laying himself quite bare. He dropped the flimsy lie of his
daily life. He did not hold to the junior-partner fiction any longer.

“It was very easy,” he added, with a certain workman-like pride in the
affair. “I knew when the servant went out marketing; knew how long
she’d be, and where she hid the street-door key--on a ledge near the
coal cellar by the area steps. It was the easiest matter in the world.
The old woman--keep her back, can’t you? She doesn’t want to hear--she
knows. She was stooping over the fire--weren’t you? She had been
cutting up meat; the stew was on the hob and the carving knife was
on the table. I gave her one certain blow. She gave me one look--I
might have known what that look meant.

“But I did it beautifully. I went back to my rooms and washed my hands
and changed my cuffs, so as to be sure,” he sniggered. “I had only just
finished when the servant came round. It was a close shave. And then I
went and told Groome. No one need ever have known. But you can’t fight
with a woman who comes out of her grave!

“She takes up so much room that I can’t breathe. Let her out, shove her
into the road. She’ll never be able to catch us up. Let the wheels go
over her.”

Clara Citron, who had held his wrists firmly all the time, dropped them
and cautiously opened the door of the coach a very little way. I
twitched her skirt.

“What are you doing?”

“I’m going to tell them to drive to the Old Bailey--that’s Newgate,
isn’t it?” she returned viciously. Evidently she owed Orion some deep
grudge.

“Pooh! We don’t do it that way. Sit down. Take up all the seat--try
to convince him, to keep him quiet. I’ll look after him to-night.”

She sat down looking slightly sulky.

“I trust you to look after my interests,” she said plaintively, after a
pause. “I’m a hard-working woman and all the money was on my side of
the family. Here’s my card.” She pulled out a thickly-lettered squab of
cardboard. “‘Citron, The Parade, Southsea.’ If you ever want a blow of
sea air, I can always let you have bed and breakfast on reasonable
terms.”

The coach swung merrily on. I rather fancy that the men on the box were
singing. Orion kept on saying piteously that Mrs. Grigg, in the red
dress, was taking up all the room--more and more room--that she was
slowly strangling him. In this fashion we rattled back to Bloomsbury,
where it was getting dusk and where rain fell more heavily than it had
done in the morning.

I watched him all that night. In the morning the sun came fiercely in.
The hot, golden air seemed all Sunday frocks, church bells, and the
weighty caw of rooks.

There was a pane of glass above Orion’s bedroom door. He said, quite
quietly,--it was the first time he had spoken:

“She keeps on looking through that glass. There’s a confounded red
bonnet on her head now--never knew such a woman for red. Can’t you do
something? Can’t you rig up a curtain, old chap?”

There was a crafty look on his silly face. I remembered that afterward.
I turned aside to find something, and the next thing I knew was a
“ploomp” on the stones underneath and a loud, ringing shriek.

Orion had flung himself out. It was really the best finish he could
have made. Adeline saw him do it and shrieked. She was standing at
Murphy’s window; Orion, in his fluttering shirt, dropped past her
startled eyes. I must tell you Adeline’s story some day.

The money? That was the one funny touch in the whole affair. Mrs. Grigg
actually left the house and every penny she had in the world to the man
who brought her round two hundredweight of coal once a week, from the
greengrocer’s shop in Red Lion Street. He was a handsome sort of
chap--that seemed the only reason. He sold the house. I heard the other
day that he was drinking himself to death.

Clara Citron? She went back to the lodging-house at Southsea; is there
now, I suppose. But she was one of those women without attributes; not
the sort of person you would have the least interest in investigating.

Hard on Orion, wasn’t it? Quite superfluous, you see. I never liked
him. Yet, looking back, I’m sorry for the mean little humbug. That
cursed City grinds men down to any pettiness. I’d rather starve in
Piccadilly than eat turtle in an Alderman’s robe at Guildhall.




ARNOLD’S LAUNDRESS.


THE laundress, as an institution, is dying out. Men are getting
particular about their rooms; one across the way, that set where the
cork window-boxes are, bought a feather broom last week. There is a
very reprehensible feeling of respectability and decorum about. Most of
the fellows have smart young women to clean their rooms. I see them
tripping gingerly across the square in the mornings, with loose cotton
blouses, curly hair, and artificial flowers in their big hats.

But the good old laundress, all fat and dirt and impudence, contents
me. She has a draggled skirt with a deep hem of dried mud, a flat
pancake of a bonnet, all melancholy jet and brown ribbon that once was
black. She wobbles when she moves; she is a half-set jelly in a greasy
bag. I like her; to me she recalls my youth, the old wild days when I
and the others were young. With a few exceptions she is only employed
to clean offices now.

She is a professional woman. For many years the care of certain sets
descended quite naturally from mother to daughter. They were pocket
boroughs--hereditary pickings. The tenant was a mere incident, to be
borne with up to a certain point.

I remember that Arnold was always squabbling with his laundress. He was
an assertive little chap, and understood nothing in the world but dogs.
He had no sense of humor; resented Mrs. Neaves and asked me to mediate.
I suggested an apology.

Mrs. Neaves was blue-eyed. She had a singularly flat, red nose.

“Me apologize to the likes of ’im!” she cried out in a pained voice.
“Me! As ’ave cleaned that set for years. Why, I treats ’im worse than
the dirt under my feet. Do you know what he did? ’E threatened to punch
my nose.”

“Come, come! Did he do it?”

“Did ’e do it! It ’ud a bin Gawd ’elp ’im if ’e ’ad. I’d a summonsed
’im,” she cried as she flounced off.

After this Arnold went through many vicissitudes; a new laundress
every week. He was like a woman; took these things to heart. I shall
never forget how pleased he was when he came to tell me that he’d got a
treasure at last.

She was very smart; a rather supercilious young married woman, with
long earrings and a pert, white face. She came to the Inn wearing black
kid gloves and a silver locket and chain; she carried a little reticule
with her apron rolled up tightly inside. Things went very well for a
week. She kept the place spotless. But when Arnold paid her on Saturday
afternoon, she asked him civilly to “suit himself.”

“The work’s far too heavy,” she said mincingly, “and the rooms is
invested with beadles to an awful extent. It’s not as if I was obliged
to work, you see, sir. I only do it to occupy my time--not having any
children--and to help pay back the money my husband’s mother lent him.
There’s no hurry for that. She’s in a good position. Got her own
laundry, paid seven hundred down for it. My husband was in the army,
and she bought him out before we were married. I couldn’t think of
marrying a soldier--all the refuge goes into the army. If only you
could get a girl to come in and do the rough work for a hour every
morning, my husband wouldn’t object to me obliging you.”

“What’s a man to do?” Arnold asked dejectedly of me in the evening.
“I’m half inclined to chuck the Inn and go back to diggings; the Common
was good for the dog to run on. But then there’s the landlady--she
always objects to dogs. And some of them have principles--I call all
principle prejudice--about the latch key.”

“You’d better take back Mrs. Neaves. Give her a shilling a week more;
that’s all she was trying for. You’d save in the end. How many have you
had altogether?”

He began to count on his fingers.

“There was Stubbs. She was right enough, but it makes me sick to look
at a scarecrow. And old mother Morey who always turned up with bruises
on Monday morning. And Mrs.--What’s-her-name--the woman who brought a
perambulator full of babies. By the way, have you heard about Wood?
He’s frightfully down on his luck. The last thing he did was to steal
the landlady’s perambulator. When he got to the pawnbroker’s the
blessed thing wouldn’t go through the door, so he had to wheel it back.
And the Cox woman--oh! I forget their confounded names. They are all
alike. Stay as long as it suits them. Rob you right and left. They take
their money some Saturday and you never see them again. If they can
swindle you out of sixpence or a shilling by pretending to have no
change, but promising to bring it on Monday, they will. The last
one--before this woman--had me that way. I was fool enough to give her
half a sovereign. That was four bob to the bad, for her money was only
six. Said she lived in Hand Court, over the old clothes shop. I’ve been
down there and no one has ever heard of her. I went with Wood. He was
going to sell some old trousers, but they only offered eighteenpence
for two pairs, so he’s pawned them and sold the ticket--it’s a much
better plan.

“There was the woman Sol flew at. He is the gentlest dog in the whole
world. But you mustn’t shake your fist at a deerhound; it puts their
blood up sooner than anything. I warned her, but she would do it. The
husband came round half drunk and bullied. I gave him five shillings to
get rid of him. They all object to the dog. It was because of the dog
that I left my lodgings in Wilkinson Street, Tooting. And I’d rather
throw stones at my grandmother than part with Sol. He saved my life.
Did I ever tell you? It was when I was on a walking tour. I was alone
on Dartmoor, except for Sol----”

“You’ve told me lots of times. Now, take my advice and have Mrs. Neaves
back. She wasn’t a bad sort.”

“She was very kind to Sol; used to bring him an apron full of bones,”
he said reflectively.

When he said that, I knew the thing was settled and that Mrs. Neaves
would be reinstated. He was devoted to Sol, who was a beautiful,
pure-bred deerhound, with the long, melancholy face and almost human
eyes which these dogs have.

Poor Arnold! I don’t know what has become of him. But I can make
a good guess. He’s living somewhere in the suburbs, very near the
Common--for Sol’s sake. He was a dapper little fellow. One of those
men with a rather big head, neat calves, and a chain with a big seal.
He wore loud check suits--four checks to the suit--when he went away on
a holiday, and when he was at home he had an incorrigible habit of
wasting his time at bars and chaffing the barmaid. That is nothing;
every man is bachelor to the barmaid. But it led Arnold into
complications.

Clarissa was an extraordinarily pretty girl. She had blue eyes set very
far apart, and a striking profile. With her loose knot of hair, her
delicate nose, and her short upper lip, she looked like a cameo--one of
those pure, classic faces which middle-aged ladies used to wear in a
brooch. Of course she was powdered, and she laced tightly and puffed
her lovely hair out into one of those exaggerated erections which is
the professional headgear of the barmaid. You never see such an
arrangement anywhere else; perhaps the management provides it. But she
was very lovely and demure. Also, she had the sense to be silent: an
unusually pretty woman should never talk.

Arnold, who dropped into the “Worcester Arms” nightly, began to regard
her as a woman--not merely a barmaid. Men sometimes talk dubiously to
the barmaid, and she--figuratively speaking--ducks her head and lets
the stream of insinuation flow over her. She is never affronted; takes
it as a matter of course; customers pay for this privilege with their
drinks.

Clarissa was lonely. She lived in a barracks somewhere off Greek
Street, clubbing together with a lot of other young women. She never
spoke of her relations. Arnold assumed that she was like so many other
girls, alone in London--to sink or swim, according to her luck. He took
her out and gave her harmless little treats whenever she could get away
from the bar. But he never asked her to his rooms. He had a sort of
reverence for her. He didn’t wish to compromise her, and he took to
glaring fiercely at any harmless simpleton who strolled into the
“Worcester Arms” and chaffed Clarissa in the usual way.

He introduced her to Sol, telling her how the dog had saved his life on
Dartmoor and adding that nothing on this earth would induce him to part
with the animal.

“He’s a pure-bred blue deerhound,” he wound up enthusiastically. “I’ve
got his pedigree for seven generations.”

Clarissa said “really” in her demure way, and she stroked the thing’s
wiry coat and said what beautiful eyes he had, and that she supposed he
must be worth a lot of money.

“Twenty pounds--I’ve been offered that,” Arnold told her concisely. “It
was a fellow who shows these dogs. He’s got a whole kennel of them at
his place in the country. I went down there; you never saw a more
beautiful sight.”

“Twenty pounds!” said Clarissa, drawing in her breath softly.

Things went on for a month or two. Then Arnold became more infatuated
than ever. He asked Clarissa to marry him. Of course she jumped at it.
The great ambition of these girls is to marry a gentleman. And Arnold
would pass--with a barmaid. He was fairly well off, too, making, so he
said, about six hundred a year on the Stock Exchange; it is always
these stupid men who make money. It was a catch for Clarissa.

He took her away from the “Worcester Arms” and boarded her out with a
decayed widowed lady at Clapham. He made an arrangement for Sol to
board there too, and Clarissa promised to take the dog for long rambles
on the Common while his master was in the City.

After this the Inn did not see very much of Arnold. He used to go
straight from the City to the suburbs--rushing to catch a particular
train and joining the general exodus at Clapham Junction. Thousands of
fellows do that; it would kill me. But he really liked it. He was
always hankering after the suburbs; said the air was pure; told you
vaingloriously that no one could ever build on the Common--it was
sacred to the people. You know the way these people talk; the people
who live in smart houses all red and white--the ideas of the suburban
builder never go beyond a colored peppermint stick--fellows who work
and sweat in back gardens the size of a tablecloth and go to the local
theater.

Arnold used to have supper with Clarissa and the widowed lady--his
ideas with regard to the girl were ludicrously proper ones. After
supper he and she would be alone more or less for an hour or two, with
Sol spread at their feet. Arnold would talk dogs, and Clarissa would
look lovely and throw in a simper now and then. At ten he left: the
widow lady liked to be in bed by half-past.

It was about this time that he took to criticising Mrs. Neaves. He
found himself constantly watching her, speculating on her. Once, when
he went into the kitchen on a Saturday afternoon to wash out an ink
pot, he noticed how white her fat neck was. She was cleaning the lid of
a tin saucepan with a bit of emery paper. Her head was bent and her
fist circled energetically. Her face was streaming with perspiration
and her flat toper’s nose glowed like a poppy. Her bodice was open at
the throat, and he saw that her neck, beneath the line of exposure,
was delicately fine. It reminded him of Clarissa’s milky skin. He
stood swilling out the ink pot, taking more pains than was necessary
and staring at fat, frowsy Mrs. Neaves and wondering how she would
look with a finely-chiseled nose in place of the comical, red, flat
one, which seemed to have been roughly trodden into her face by a
careless foot. She looked up at him rather curiously, rather
resentfully--evidently suspecting that he was spying on her. He noticed
that her blue eyes were pensive, not twinkling. It was absurd to think
of Clarissa in connection with that dirty, gin-drinking woman--her
face all coarse rolls of flesh, her dress gaping, and her greasy
bonnet-strings streaming back from her triple chin. Yet, when he went
to Clapham that night, he amused himself by trying to fit Clarissa with
a flat, blossom-like nose. And he was prepared to swear that her blue
eyes were twin eyes to those pensive ones which were set in the
laundress’ head.

He couldn’t for the life of him help watching Mrs. Neaves--in every
attitude. He watched her as she rubbed the brush across his boots,
swinging her big arm easily from the shoulder; as she knelt on the rug
to coax the fire, her great, spread body bunched out and her pouch-like
cheeks inflated. And in the evening when he sat in the widow’s house
he used to compare her with that porcelain slip of a girl Clarissa. At
fifty--Mrs. Neaves couldn’t be more--would Clarissa have such haunches,
such pendulous cheeks!

He idealized the laundress--quite unconsciously; he was the most
matter-of-fact little chap in the world. Yet, in spite of himself, he
became imaginative, degenerate. He took to engaging Mrs. Neaves in long
conversations--about the lady at the cats’-meat shop in Red Lion
Passage, who had just given birth to twins, and whose husband was doing
three months for stamping on her (“a nice beast,” as Mrs. Neaves
said righteously); about the other lady who got mad drunk regularly
every Saturday night and threw all the household china out of the
window--about anything, or anyone, for the mere sake of seeing her
talk, of watching the changes on her coarse face, and the quick
movement of her mouth, which could only boast three front teeth.

Every wrinkle, every deeply-scored line on that woman’s face, every
watery light in her blue eyes, meant to Arnold the track of some
youthful charm. Was Mrs. Neaves like Clarissa at eighteen? Would
Clarissa be like Mrs. Neaves at fifty? I really think that he would
have ended by marrying Mrs. Neaves, out of pure, involuntary
fascination, if Clarissa had not been a woman and inquisitive.

She kept bothering him to take her to see his rooms. He was to leave
them very soon, had sublet them to another man. He had taken a house at
Clapham, a stone’s throw from the Common, and with a back garden a
little bigger than usual--but only for Sol’s sake, Clarissa said. It
was the first time she had shown a tinge of rebellion.

“A great dog like that will make an awful mess in a nice house with his
dirty feet. Can’t you keep him chained up?”

“Chain a deerhound!” cried Arnold, in holy horror. Sol was a religion
to him. “You’d spoil his legs.”

He arranged to bring Clarissa up to the Inn some Saturday afternoon.
She was to have tea with him in his rooms, and go out to dine somewhere
afterward. He gave Mrs. Neaves an extra shilling to stay late and get
the tea. At least, he said it was to get tea; he tried to persuade
himself that it was to get tea; but I’m certain that his real reason
for keeping her was his odd desire to see those two together, to
compare notes. He said to her with deprecating apology--she was the
sort of voluble, violent woman to compel respect from a man of his
character:

“I’ve a young lady coming here this afternoon to tea; the young
lady--hum, hum--that I am going to marry. Can you stay a couple of
hours later? I’ll make it worth your while.”

Mrs. Neaves said condescendingly that she’d come back in time to get
the tray ready, after she’d “done for the gent at 6.” As for Arnold’s
remark about marrying the young lady visitor, no doubt she put her own
valuation on it--being seasoned to remarks of that sort from giddy
tenants. The laundress is a true skeptic. She does not believe in
married couples in the Inn--this land of ephemeral affections--doesn’t
approve of them. I knew a sensitive fellow who had his marriage
certificate framed and hung up in the sitting room.

At four o’clock Arnold and Clarissa came in. Mrs. Neaves had just
arrived. She was in a state of much disorder, as a protest against
Clarissa. There was a warm, sour smell of dishwater; a dustpan half
full of flue tripped Arnold up on the threshold.

“This is my bedroom,” he said to Clarissa. “And that is my sitting
room. And here’s a little den for Sol--he’s allowed to have bones
there--and there’s the kitchen.”

“Oh! that’s the kitchen.”

Clarissa looked in and Mrs. Neaves looked up.

“I’ll go and take my hat off,” the girl said suddenly, slipping in at
the open bedroom door--it was exactly opposite the kitchen.

Arnold went into the sitting room at the end of the passage. There was
a cupboard. He used it as a hanging closet. At the back of this
cupboard there was a tiny window which looked into the kitchen. The
sets are full of oddities, surprises like that; windows, ledges, steps,
in the most unlikely places.

Some sets have a dunscope. It is a little grating, opening out of
a cupboard in the passage. You steal into the cupboard, shut the
door, and peep onto the staircase. The same idea is carried out in
places where polite people live. In that case it is a looking-glass
which reflects into the dining room the figure of the caller on
the door-step. When people have a good balance at the bank, and no
particular skeleton, the idea is snobbish; when a man in the Inn hasn’t
a penny it is pathetic. He looks out, sees his washerwoman, the tax
collector, the man who lent him a fiver--and keeps the oak rigorously
sported.

The dunscope was often used by industrious students, who looked out to
see if the visitor would be helpful to their studies or the reverse.

No doubt the man who put in that little window at the back of Arnold’s
cupboard chuckled as he did it--recognizing that it also had dramatic
possibilities.

Where was I? Oh! Arnold was changing his coat. As he felt for the loop
at the neck, he heard someone say softly--it was a whisper of terrified
recognition:

“Mother!”

Then he heard another voice, which seemed to come thickly through
layers of flesh.

“Law! Then it reely _is_ you, Clara.”

That was all. But you’ll admit that the square, dusty window at the
back of the cupboard had justified its existence--doubtless not for the
first time, if the paneled walls had been capable of crying out.

Arnold put his eye cautiously to that dim pane of glass. He saw
Clarissa in her spring finery; dainty, fresh, from the jaunty little
lace hat, with the trembling cornflowers, which was perched on her
elaborately dressed hair, to the pointed, shiny shoe sticking out from
the frill of her skirt. He saw her beautiful, classic face; her blue
eyes, a trifle frightened and guilty and disgusted, but not in the
least affectionate. He saw her frown and make a warning movement with
her gloved fingers and jerk her head toward the sitting room.

Mrs. Neaves had her dirty hands on her spread hips; her dreadful
working dress of brownish-gray wool was slopped with dish water and
patched with grease. It had parted from its lining under the arms, at
the waist, at the back--everywhere, as her exuberant rolls of flesh
broke through. She wasn’t a woman; she was an unsavory bundle of rags
which you would take gingerly by one corner and pitch onto a dust heap.
And she was Clarissa’s mother. The likeness was unmistakable, even if
he had not heard the girl’s quick, frightened word, which gave away the
situation. He understood now the uncanny attraction which had lately
impelled him to observe Mrs. Neaves. The two pairs of blue eyes, one
looking out from a delicate frame of chalk, the other from a shiny band
of perspiration, were the same. One pair a little bleared by gin, by
labor and years--but that was the only difference.

He didn’t catch the rest of their conversation; he did not want to. He
watched them; their gestures (Clarissa’s tragic, the mother’s amazed)
were enough. He sneaked away from the cupboard at last and sat down by
the window. Sol, understanding, put his damp nose into his master’s
loosely doubled palm. His brown eyes said wistfully, “I could have told
you so. Why want a woman? Isn’t my devotion enough?”

Arnold wasn’t angry with Clarissa, wasn’t contemptuous of her. He
didn’t see the humor of the situation, nor the degradation of it. He
didn’t want to put on his hat and get out of the place, leaving the
women to squabble over him as they liked. He had none of the sensations
that I should have had, that you would have had if you were a man. I
know your womanly sensations; boiling wrath and contempt for Clarissa,
mingled with intense sympathy and a little irritation with her for
being fool enough to give away everything by that one nervous word.

He felt, as every sensible man would, that it was not her fault; the
poor girl could not help having a dirty trull of a mother. He rather
admired her for her independence. He saw the whole thing; the natural
transition from Clara Neaves to Clarissa Eve, the genteel tastes
instilled by the board school and kept up by the dainty dressing
insisted on by the bar. Two rooms in North Street off Theobalds Road,
gin and onions for supper, fist fights with other lady lodgers on the
smallest pretext, frequent black eyes, noisy troops of dirty
children--all the things which were part of her mother’s daily
life--would speedily become intolerable to the daughter. He thought
it very creditable in Clarissa to have thrown the old woman overboard.
And he sat and waited patiently for Clarissa to come in, stroking the
deerhound’s long head and giving affectionate looks back to those sad,
brown eyes. Clarissa entered. Almost immediately behind her came Mrs.
Neaves with the tray. Arnold pulled the deerhound’s ears rather
nervously and looked at the two women. Clarissa was as cool as an ice
pail; she seemed to sit a little more upright than usual, seemed to
display her left hand with the engagement ring blazing on it--nothing
more. The way in which she said:

“Thank you. I shall want a little more milk,” to her mother, was
superb.

Mrs. Neaves had made no attempt to dress for the occasion; she hadn’t
even taken off the sacking apron which was strained tightly across her
big waist; her down-at-heel shoes went flip-flap as she crossed the
room. Both Arnold and Clarissa could see, as the hem of the skirt
kicked up, a circle of discolored skin where the stocking was torn.
But Clarissa’s face remained cold and unmoved, like the cameo, as
usual. Her expression rarely altered. She was the most apathetic, the
most impenetrable-looking girl in the world. Her cheeks had never
flushed and her eye had never faltered when men in the bar made
doubtful remarks; she never flushed nor faltered now, with her poor,
degraded old mother’s bare heel under her eyes.

“You needn’t wait, Mrs. Neaves,” said Arnold, as Clarissa, with a
charming young-matron air, began to pour out tea.

Then he remembered that he hadn’t paid her, and feeling very
uncomfortable he put his hand in his pocket, brought out a loose heap
of gold and silver, and dropped eight shillings in the moist palm. He
hated to pay her before her daughter. But he hesitated at going outside
the door with her and doing it there, for fear Clarissa should take
fright and think he had found out. But Clarissa never lifted her white
lids. She only said, with an airy laugh and the milk jug poised
affectedly from her dainty wrist with the jangling bangle, “Milk?”

“Thank you, sir.”

Mrs. Neaves bent her head to count the shillings and he saw again the
line of pure, fair flesh below the collar of her bodice.

“Good-afternoon, sir. Good-afternoon, miss.”

She scuttled away. Clarissa mumbled a very haughty and patronizing
“_Good_-afternoon.”

Of course Arnold knew that he must do something. He couldn’t have his
wife’s mother working in the Inn. She must be provided for. He thought
of many things; a cottage in the country, a little business--something
genteel in the sweetstuff and tobacco way, an almshouse, a home for
incurables.

“For she is incurable,” he remarked next day. “She was as drunk as
Chloe for three days running last week. I wouldn’t have Clarissa know I
knew for a fortune. I wouldn’t hurt a fly if I could help it, Groome.
But if someone would take Mrs. Neaves out in a pleasure boat on Sunday,
or for an excursion down to Southend, or--you know accidents do happen.
Don’t you think you might take her down to Epping Forest and lose her?
Or Regent’s Canal with a brick round her----”

“Don’t be a fool. There’s only one way out, and that is to give up
Clarissa. A girl who would treat her mother like that----”

“If I had a mother like that I’d choke her,” he said violently.

Then, cooling down, he added, digging the ash out of his pipe with a
scrooping scrape of the pocket knife:

“The thing would be a country cottage. When people get old, nature is
soothing to them. She could keep a pig and a few hens.”

“She wouldn’t stay there a week. You are making a tremendous trouble
out of a trifle. Ask her. Find out what she wants and give it her.”

“That’s not a bad idea. I never thought of it.”

He went back to his set. Mrs. Neaves was making his bed. She was
looking very heavy after her three-days’ indulgence. Her black eye had
reached the green-and-purple stage. It was a lovely color study.
Arnold, who was a kind-hearted little chap, felt sorry for her. Perhaps
it was grief that had made her get drunk. He sat down on the window
ledge and stared at her thoughtfully as she doubled down to tuck in the
blanket.

“What do you think of doing when you get old?” he asked carelessly.
“Charring is hard work, I should say.”

She stopped bed-making, put her hands on her hips,--it was her favorite
conversational attitude,--and looked at him plaintively.

“The workus, I s’pose,” she said tersely. “Now, if I could get that
five ’underd pound the perlice is offerin’, it’s visitin’ yer I’d be,
an’ not doin’ yer dirty work.”

“Five hundred pounds?”

“Five ’underd pound. Arf that ’ud make a lady of me. I was a lady born
and bred; my father ’ad a jeweler’s business in the Strand. But we none
of us knows what we may come to. Five ’underd pound for information as
’ull lead to the conviction of----”

“Oh, yes, I know. The Hackney Wick murderer. But you’ll never get him.
He committed suicide, there’s very little doubt about that.”

“Aint there, now? The mean ’ound! And five ’underd pound ’angin’ on
it--which would ’a’ bin a godsend to many a poor person. To think of
’im a-skulkin’ off in that ’ole-and-corner way, with five ’underd pound
on ’im.”

“What would you like to set you up in life, supposing you had the
chance of choosing?” Arnold persisted.

She thought a little. Then she said longingly:

“There’s a nice shirt-and-collar business goin’ cheap in the
Lane--Leather Lane. The laidy’s got a young family and can’t see to the
laundry. Fifty pound ’ud buy it. An’ I’m used to clear starchin’.”

Arnold was delighted at being let off so lightly. He said, trying hard
to smooth the complacent grin from his face, and lying glibly, as we
all can in emergency:

“I’ve always had a great regard for you, Mrs. Neaves. You’ve done my
work well, and you’ve been very good to Sol. I’m going to be married
shortly, as I told you----”

“Yes, sir. And how’s the young lady, sir? if I make so bold.”

“The young lady is very well, thank you,” he returned with hurried
stiffness. “I should like to see you settled in a comfortable little
business of your own before I leave the Inn. And if fifty pounds will
buy the shirt-and-collar business, I shall be very pleased to make you
a present of it.”

When she had a little recovered from her astonishment, she gasped out:

“Thank you, sir, thank you kindly, I’m sure. I’ll do the same for you
some day; one good turn deserves another, don’t it? An’ I’ll be proud
to do your collars and cuffs for sixpence a dozen; the usual price
bein’ a shillin’.”

That night Arnold went down to Clapham in the best of spirits. As he
put it to himself triumphantly, he had saved a couple of hundred pounds
and more, for he had quite reckoned on ten shillings a week at least,
and these drunken old women live forever. Clarissa was on the platform.
She ran up to him, through the hustle of weary-looking City men with
tall hats and evening newspapers.

“Sol’s gone!” she burst out hysterically. “I took him for a run on the
Common. I let him off the lead when we got to the water--you always
told me to. And I--I missed him. They run so fast, those deerhounds,
don’t they? There were a couple of roughs a little way back. I heard
them say what a beauty he was.”

You may imagine what a blow this was to Arnold; Sol was a great deal
more to him than Clarissa was. Clarissa had never been a woman; she was
a barmaid at first and a pretty face afterward. But Sol had been his
companion for ten years. Sol had saved his life. All the salt was off
his palate; his daily life was dull, without savor.

He left off going to Clapham; Clarissa must have had a dull time.
Whenever she hinted at marriage, he put her off peevishly.

“She never cared for Sol,” he said sadly. “She wanted to chain him up.
Women haven’t got brains enough to appreciate a good dog.”

He was very miserable. He hadn’t even got Mrs. Neaves to bully and to
study. She was settled in the Lane and deep in the shirt-and-collar
business. His new laundress helped herself to the whisky and took away
his loaves of bread and his rolls of fresh butter.

Of course he kept in touch with Clarissa, wrote her polite letters, and
went down to Clapham occasionally. One Sunday afternoon he was walking
across the Common. He went to Clapham partly by omnibus and partly on
his legs; he no longer flustered to catch a particular train.

Do you know these suburban commons? They are most melancholy. One feels
really grateful to the jerry builder for creeping up so closely to
them, as closely as he dares. No doubt they are lungs for the
people--but that is not a particularly interesting point. The people!
They play cricket on the Common, leaving it bare in patches, like a
giant head beset by a parasite. They throw paper on it; screws of
paper, fluttering ends of paper, strips of orange peel, empty bottles.
The Common! It is sacred to the people. No builder will ever be allowed
to devirginate it. Arnold was fond of talking like that. He used to
swell out proudly when he said it, as if that stretch of sad brown
grass and cracking earth belonged to him. The sanctity of the people!
Preserve me from it! Give me the stately gardens of the Inn, with
elms, rooks, the terrace, and memories.

Well, he was walking on the Common, sorrowfully and slowly, not caring
a rush whether Clarissa was waiting for him or not. Suddenly he saw a
long, grayish-blue something shoot straight toward him like an arrow.
Have you seen these deerhounds run? Head down, paws out--it is a
charming sight. Arnold very nearly infected me with his enthusiasm for
Sol. Yes, it was Sol. He kept bounding shoulder high on his master,
breaking over him like a wave. Sol! Arnold--soft-hearted little
chap--never denied that a lump came into his throat and left him
standing dizzy on the Common. But he was collected enough to grab Sol’s
collar--not at all a necessary precaution, as he ought to have known.
The beast would have gone straight for the throat of anyone who tried
to take him from the master that he had just found.

A rough-looking customer with a hoarse voice and a voluminous yellow
neckerchief came up and began to be abusive, in the most picturesque
language.

Have you guessed? Clarissa sold Sol. Sold him for five pounds, with
which to bribe her mother. Mrs. Neaves, who was most accommodating,
took it with the shirt-and-collar business. Clarissa’s beauty brought
the old woman luck.

“A good-looking gal she wur,” said the thick-voiced man. “Brought him
down to my place in the Borough and I give ’er five quid.”

Arnold was fifty-five pounds and a wife to the bad. But he got his dog
back.

Clarissa! She hadn’t wasted her time. When Arnold threw her over she
promptly married another fellow--a City man; in the wholesale fruit
way, I fancy. He had lodged next door to the widow lady, and those back
gardens offer opportunities.

Arnold went on a six-weeks’ walking tour, for Sol’s sake.

“They haven’t been giving him half enough exercise,” he said
indignantly. “These pure-bred deerhounds get paralyzed in the hind legs
if they don’t get enough exercise.”




WHY?


I SAID I would tell you the story of Adeline. You remember that she saw
Orion fling himself out of the window.

Her story is in two parts. You will wonder how it is that I know both
sides. It is because I met James Pray and got to know him very well
soon after his wife died. He put Betty to boarding-school, let the
cottage furnished, came back to London, and lived in the Inn until he
married again.

His second wife is an artist too--a very sensible, capable woman--with
mediocre pictures on the line and accounts of her artistic At Homes in
the leading fashion papers. She keeps Pray well in hand. He is a
successful portrait painter--of the third-rate sort. They live in
Kensington. I go to see them sometimes.

When first he came to the Inn he used to talk to me incessantly of
Adeline. Oddly enough, it was Murphy’s old set he took. He talked
to me about Adeline. I used to listen--with my tongue in my cheek.
Sometimes it really seemed a little uncanny, and I had half a mind to
tell him everything, and so quiet him. But Adeline, poor dead girl, was
always begging me not to. He was forever asking--why, why? I could have
told him. The very room could have told him. We sat and smoked and
drank and talked--at least he talked--in that paneled room which some
former fool had grained to imitate maple. The ghosts of Murphy and of
Adeline--a guilty pair--seemed to glide between us and stand shadowy in
the clouds of tobacco as poor Pray asked--why?

The very wood on the walls could have told him, the very oak, that
black, discreet door which holds so much, was pregnant with an answer
to that mournful query of his--why, why?

He talked of Adeline. He painted a nervous, evanescent creature, full
of moods and always plaintively tender. It was not the Adeline I
remembered. She had been fine, full, and strong, with steady gray eyes
and skin of ivory, all health and life and fun and witchery and wicked
daring. Though I never saw so very much of her. She was a lady, you
understand; Murphy usually sported his oak when she came. He only asked
me once to dinner, and I thought her most charming.

       *       *       *       *       *

“PRAY.--Adeline, wife of James Pray.”

“If anything should happen, if I should die first,” she said--“and you
needn’t frown, because one of us must be first--you’ll put that in the
paper.”

She spoke dreamily, staring in front of her at the driving rain and the
dripping trees.

“Rubbish!” Pray said briefly.

“Of course. To announce one’s death, or birth, or marriage in the paper
is to avow one’s self commonplace--to brand one’s self commonplace
through all eternity, the eternity of the penny press.”

She laughed and added wistfully:

“I’d love to be commonplace, just for once. It wouldn’t go against your
convictions to let me be commonplace when I was dead. If one does die!
I shall come back every spring. When everything is bursting with life,
how could I be expected to lie still? Ah! I wish you were not so
uncomfortably original. I’d like to be like other people.”

“Other people being--the majority, that is----”

“Fools! Yes, I know. I agree. I’m a good wife. I take my color from my
husband. But I do not think you sufficiently appreciate the tremendous
importance of fools. They rule the world, with a very few exceptions.
There is one born every minute. Think of that! And yet you ignore this
vast army. It is created for the comfort, the convenience of the
occasional wise man. But you are not wise. You do nothing for the fool.
You won’t even paint pictures for him to hang on his wall; that is why
we are so hard up. The fool does not want your mystic, impressionist
pictures; they worry and irritate him. Never mind. Be sure you put it
in the paper--Adeline, wife of James Pray.”

“Jump up from the grass,” he cried sharply--the sharpness with which
husbands of some years’ standing veil concern--“and don’t talk
nonsense. You’ll take cold.”

“Pooh! What is health to a new spring gown? That sounds like a
patent-medicine query--inverted,” she said idly.

They had been to the river to gather flowering rushes, and had been
caught in a shower. It was a wet summer, one of those years when you
hear the continual soft rushing of rain and when the plants in the
garden go to luxuriant leaf. She sat under the tree. She had taken off
her hat and was holding it carefully in her lap. She had pulled the
skirt of her gown over her bodice and held it, lining outward, round
her head and shoulders. Her knees were drawn to her chin, and her chin
rested in the scooped hollows of her hands.

“These queer colors that you like run dreadfully,” she complained.

“Why did you wear a new dress on a threatening afternoon?”

“Because it is Bank Holiday. I have an ineradicable Bank Holiday
instinct for new clothes and an outing. This dress will be spoiled. I’d
like a navy-blue serge coat and skirt--you’d never permit it. Blue
serge--especially when it is touched up with cardinal--sounds so safe,
so sane; it seems to shout of all the good, thrifty, respectable
women who do their duty. Blue serge and a sailor hat!”

James Pray looked down at her tenderly and yet with a masculine
intolerance of her nonsense.

How is it that I know so much--the very details of their looks and
words? In after days--when Adeline and Murphy were dead--Pray used to
talk of her by the hour, and bore me to death.

He looked down at her. His first painful impression was that she had
grown very thin; he had not noticed it before. However, this impression
passed, and he watched her with the ardent eye of an artist. Her gray
eyes stared out troublously, vaguely, from the shelter of the great
elm, at the heavy rain falling in the open. He loved her intensely. I
expect he loved her more, in his steady, level-headed way, than she
loved him. He never talked about it; these women with so many words of
love are very often only words.

She must have been very tiresome, judging from what he told me. She was
always fondling him; a man gets sick of that. He said that she seemed
to have a sort of agonized remorse in her tenderness. I could have
explained.

Suddenly the rain stopped, and a bar of yellow broke the slaty sky.

“Come on,” he said; “never mind the rushes.”

“But I do mind.” She picked up the bundle, with its wide, delicate
flowers and sword-like leaves, and carried it against her breast,
making the front of her bodice dark with moisture.

As they went along in the watery sun she shivered.

“You’ve caught cold. I----”

“Told me so. I haven’t caught cold. But I have saved from utter ruin
the gown which took you some pains to design.”

Then she added, catching his loose hand in hers:

“I only _say_ stupid things. I get a little tired of being different,
that is all; no doubt other people get just as tired of being the
same.”

They were in sight of their cottage gate. Three-year-old Betty, their
only child, was hanging over it, hauling a kitten round the middle.
Adeline pulled up in the shadow of the irregular hazel hedge.

“You promise?”

Her eyes were half mirthful, half tragic.

“Promise what?”

“How men forget! To--put it in the paper.”

He turned on her angrily.

“This is unlike you--even you. This is too ridiculously, wickedly
morbid.”

“Isn’t it? But--but you promise just the same.”

“Yes, anything--if you’ll go up at once and change your shoes,” he
returned a little moodily, and kissing her with habitual carelessness
on the hot lips she held up.

She ran through the gate. He heard her humming lightly as she went
upstairs. He picked up baby Betty with a sigh, and swung her on his
back, feeling grateful that she at least had no complex emotions. A
sugar-stick would bare her little simple soul.

       *       *       *       *       *

A week later Adeline died. The cold she caught under the elms developed
into pneumonia. She was a creature all nerves and no muscle. _I_
know that her conscience killed her. She was dead. Dead in the June
days, which had suddenly turned hot and yellow. Dead! lying rigid under
the brooding thatch eaves where the birds built. Lying cold and
unresponsive to birds, flowers, sun, love--all the things which had
moved her to hot, mournful passion. Almost her last words were, “Life
has been lovely, lovely.” Then with a little haunting flicker of
anxiety, memory, and fear on that face which already seemed to belong
to some other world, she added faintly, “You’ll put it in the paper?”

James Pray, broken-hearted, sent off the notice. It had been only a
freak, of course; one of the whimsical, morbid ideas which she had in
such plenty. But it was sacred. It was such a hideously little while
since the afternoon under the elms. She had looked so haggardly
beautiful. He remembered everything--down to a green caterpillar which
crawled on her hair.

Next day he walked into the village and bought a copy of the newspaper,
and brought it home and spread it out on the oak table in front of him.

“I wonder why?” he said, in a voice choked by tenderness, and then he
went up to her.

Their bedroom, like the rest of the cottage, spoke of the persistent
struggle for individuality. The bed was a tent, with curtains and
canopy of brown and white; old chintz the color of coffee which is
three parts milk. There was a patchwork quilt. She had made it from
sentiment, not industry. There was the shine of oak and the twinkle of
metal about the furniture. The chairs had rush seats, and had been
collected, one by one, from other cottages.

He sat down and looked at the figure which was stretched so quietly
under the canopy of sad brown. I try to picture him as he sat in that
room with his unconventional clothes--you know the sort of thing,
velvet coat, baggy knickerbockers, and streaming ends of a vivid
necktie--and rugged, simple face; he might have been a man of a hundred
years back. He could have had no place in this whirling, struggling
nineteenth century, this common age.

The cuckoo was calling, with a voice much the worse for wear, “Cuckoo.
Cuckoo. Cuck-cuck-cuckoo, cuckoo, cuck. Cuck.” He groaned, remembering
that she would never hear a word against the cuckoo--that genus of
birds who scorned dull routine and domesticity. She used to add a bit
mournfully, with one of those fierce sudden kisses which had bothered
him so at the time, and which he would have given all his art for now,
that a cuckoo sort of woman would have suited him. She filled the
world--this dead, perplexing Adeline of his. Would he ever be able to
touch or hear, or speak, or see without that tender, pensive ghost at
his side!

He looked about him as the cuckoo called. The room was dear, so dear,
from the days when Betty, a funny, bald baby, had kicked and gurgled in
that queer oak cradle beside the bed. They had made the child
participate in their eccentricities from the very start. She never had
a perambulator, her dolly was a grotesque, home-made one, her clothes
were made from mediæval designs.

Dear! with so many common, precious details. How many mornings had
_she_ sat before that shield-shaped glass, and wound the silk of her
long, pale hair about her head! That little drawer on the left was
sacred to her ribbons--an end of rose was hanging out.

And then he looked at her, going close to the bed and stooping as if to
caress her. But the dead face tantalized him. The eternal, remorseful
tenderness was strong on her lips of steel. There had always been a
sprig of rue in her love. Why? that maddening why--never to be
answered. There had been a locked chamber in her heart.

He turned away, not even kissing her brow. This still, white woman on
the bed was not his. He and this soulless face were strangers. He felt
her more in the never-ceasing call of the bird, in tall heads of lilies
in the garden, and ephemeral patches of Shirley poppies which she had
sown in March, in Betty’s ringing shout as she darted like a
hummingbird across the grass.

The room became suddenly hateful; every corner, every picture on the
wall was a pang. Her gown--the delicate gown she had given her life
for--hung fresh on the nail. It seemed mutely to hold her shape: in the
sleeves, the folds across the bosom, the short, round waist.

The sight of it was more than he could bear. She had been so clever,
so daring, so different. Clever, not in a positive, productive
way,--stupid women could produce,--but she had thrown her capacity
about with royal lavishness; putting it into everything she did, if it
were only a pudding, or a new border in the garden.

He had sweepingly deemed nearly every other woman a fool. Yet she had
simply died for her finery. You couldn’t have a meaner, a more
frivolous end. She was only Eve, like all the rest, treasuring her
apron of fig leaves. He blamed the inanimate thing of lace and soft
wool for everything. He dragged it off the nail and trampled on it.

He went into the garden, at the piteous request of Betty, and played
ball. She had on a pink frock, the color of the ragged robins that
bloomed in the wood. He would on no account tolerate mourning, but the
pitying country woman who was their servant had tied a black ribbon on
the child’s flaxen head.

Adeline had made that frock. Adeline had ferreted out the stuff at
the village shop and carried it home in triumph, knowing he would be
pleased. Adeline! Adeline! He seemed to see her fleet white fingers
moving along the seams.

They played ball until bedtime. He sat beside the cot in the dusk, a
lonely, bereft man, until the little one, who was mystified and
tearful, fell asleep. When he went downstairs the paper was still
spread out stiffly on the oak table. He picked it up and read
again--the one paragraph on the whole sheet.

“Adeline, wife of James Pray.”

       *       *       *       *       *

That very night Murphy and I and Carrie Dark were dining in his
rooms--that set which had known Adeline, which later on was to know
James Pray.

Carrie was sixteen, a little girl in a sweet shop--one of those shops
where they put nothing but billows of silk and fondants in the window.

Murphy was middle-aged--with a wide margin. I should have said
fifty-five, but he only owned up to forty. That was one of his
contemptible tricks; he was just like a woman. The things we love
and look for in a woman are contemptible in a man. He was what I should
call a pretty chap--all regular features, pink cheeks, and pouting lip.
Men disliked him, but he was a tremendous favorite with women. His
influence over them was quite uncanny.

Carrie was nervous; she had never been in an Inn before. She evidently
considered Murphy, with his stale stories of the aristocracy and his
brag about his elder brother’s place in Kerry, very magnificent. She
wasn’t a country girl, you see, and consequently lacked the rustic
stolidity which sometimes passes for dignity. She caught up the
newspaper while she waited for her fish, and when she saw the notice of
Adeline’s death she gave a youthful giggle.

“I shouldn’t like to go through life with a name like that,” she said
derisively, with a not over-clean forefinger on that short word PRAY.

Murphy was pouring sherry into her glass. The waiter--we had ordered
the dinner from across the way--came in.

“Like what?” asked Murphy, smiling at her paternally.

“Pray!” She tossed her head and giggled again, and then she read the
notice aloud.

You should have seen Murphy’s face! A strange silence like a pall
settled over the table; to me the news seemed to creep round those
silent walls which had reflected Adeline’s shadow so often. It was the
effect of Murphy’s frozen expression.

But a man cannot live with a dead woman, especially when she belonged
to someone else. I touched Carrie’s foot under the table. She was too
young and pretty for a fossil like Murphy. He had snatched the paper
from her and was reading the notice for himself.

“Who was she?” demanded the girl, with the freedom of her class toward
a chance admirer.

“A lady I knew,” Murphy told her curtly.

Carrie flushed. She resented the word--in these days of universal
ladyhood. She was affronted. She was wishing that she had gone straight
home from the shop to Battersea as usual, instead of being taken in
Murphy’s toils at the corner of the Circus. Her round, childish face
grew sulky. The evening was quite spoiled by this stupid dead woman.

Murphy began to eat savagely, talking to me in a jerky way as he did
so.

“Dead!” he said in a dazed way, with his jaws working nervously as he
swallowed some bread. “Why, she was quite a young woman; she couldn’t
have been thirty----”

“Thirty!” echoed Carrie, in a scornful undertone.

“We dined here, five years ago--you were of the party. We cooked the
dinner ourselves; she thought it such fun. The soup was salt--you must
remember.”

His voice was so anxious that I said soothingly, “Of course I do.”

“What a handsome girl she was!” he continued with sad enthusiasm. “It
was the night of the Duke of York’s wedding.”

“The Duke of York’s wedding?” cried irrepressible Carrie. “That is ever
so long ago. We had a holiday from school. My mother went to see the
illuminations and got her pocket picked.”

She looked at Murphy with a new expression. He had been doing exactly
the same thing five years before--only the girl was different. He must
be quite old. She had not thought of that before. She had only
considered that he was a gentleman. She felt depressed by the antique
flavor of her company. I could see that she was thinking fervently that
in future she would go straight back to Battersea.

“We were a jolly party,” Murphy went on. “What a row Elizabeth made
next day!”

“Elizabeth?”

“Married sister. Lived in Colville Gardens. Husband a parson--but a
decent fellow. I used to visit them--of course they did not
suspect--Adeline was clever, but she got found out like all the clever
ones. There was a deuce of a row. Soon after she married Pray. Neither
of them had a penny. Went and starved in the country. I could not have
married her. It was out of the question altogether. She did not expect
it. How fond she was of me!” He smiled, more with vanity than regret.

“You couldn’t marry her, of course,” I echoed, just for the sake of
saying something. “She wouldn’t expect it.”

“She said that when she died she’d let me know,” Murphy went on,
looking a little scared. He was superstitious, like all Irishmen. “It
was in Colville Square, the night before her wedding. She crept out
after dinner. I can see her now in her light gown with her big arms
bare to the elbow and a thin chain round her neck. I remember that we
stayed out a long time, walking round and round the railings. It was so
late that I couldn’t get a cab back to the Inn and had to walk all the
way. She looked so queer. She said she’d----”

“Haunt you,” I finished, sick of his maunderings. “Well, she made sure
of poor Pray. I’m sorry for that fellow. He put in the notice, of
course--for you to see. She did the most that was possible in these
practical days.”

He did not seem to hear me.

“Dead!” he went on, in a monologue sort of way, while Carrie, her fork
halfway to her mouth and her elbows on the table, stared at him
scornfully. “Her eyes! Gray, Irish eyes. She was an Irish girl--the
Mahoneys of Roscommon. You remember the dinner? She sat where you are
now--facing the cupboard.”

A long, clear note came from the set over the way, with the gay rattle
of piano keys beneath quick fingers.

“How well that girl of Martin’s sings!” I said irrelevantly.

“I saw her once afterward. She was with her husband; it _must_ have
been Pray, a long-faced, badly dressed chap. I was with Bob Piety, at
the Aquarium. I suppose they had come up from the country, determined
on amusement; married people have their moments of _ennui._ They looked
out of place. Adeline was so changed that I was not sure of her. Her
good looks were gone and her mouth was harsh. She looked at me; I
looked at her. I turned to Bob and said in a loud voice:

“‘Auntie!’

“That used to be my pet name for her. She turned to her husband and
returned very clearly:

“‘Yes.’

“That was all. We both made our explanations--I to Bob, she to her
husband. I didn’t see her again that evening; I’ve never seen her
since. Dead!”

He got up hurriedly and looked round for his hat.

“See after her,” he said huskily, jerking his head toward pretty
Carrie, “I can’t--to-night. Take her to a music hall--anything.”

He went away abruptly, leaving me a fair field. He was bent as he
walked. He looked too old for the Inn; we don’t want graybeards.

“What’s up with him?” demanded Carrie.

“Liver. Have some more champagne?”

I caught up the bottle.

“No, thanks.” She snatched her glass away and the wine slobbered out on
the cloth.

“Who was she?” she persisted. “I don’t care a brass farthing. She’d be
as old as the hills, if she was alive. But--who was she?”

“A lady that he knew years ago.”

“Lady!” sneered Carrie, spitefully, with a nasty, upward curl of her
ripe lip. “Why, she was the same as me--he said so.”

“She was a woman, my dear; that’s all. Have you really finished?
Then where shall we go?”

She put on her hat in a hurry and cast decisively for a popular
contortionist at one of the halls--I think it was the Royal.

“They say he twists himself about something awful,” she added, with a
little grimace and a gleeful shudder.

We clattered down the stairs. The oak thudded heavily behind our quick
feet, as if it had regrets for Adeline.




JIMMY.


HIS full name was James Adolphus Carol, but everyone called him just
Jimmy. He was Jimmy to all of us in the Inn; Jimmy to the music-hall
managers and music-hall artistes.

He was a little spindle-shanked fellow, like a jockey, but a bit too
gentlemanly. He had bulging, gray-blue eyes and a sunken, heavily
freckled face. His top hat was always very sleek and a little on one
side, but the rest of his dress fell short of perfect finish. I’ve seen
him with his shoe tied up with string and his collar pinned together in
front because he’d lost his last stud.

He was dreadfully hard up, but that is nothing. We resent a prosperous
fellow. I don’t fancy he ever had any regular meals. Men stood him
drinks, and he had a trick of turning up at your rooms about midnight,
talking brilliantly and wildly for about half an hour, and then saying
carelessly, “Have you got any bread and butter knocking about, old
man?” Fellows who didn’t know him very well would suggest a square
meal--a chop, or a sausage and mashed at Mimm’s, just outside the
gates--then Jimmy would be affronted.

He was always being dunned and pretended that he liked it. Perhaps he
really did. He was full of schemes for evading duns. He was an
authority on judgment-summonses, pawnshops, shooting the moon, and
obtaining credit. He would hold forth eloquently on the delights of
being dunned. I forget the particular points he made, but they were
very forcible--coming from him.

He used to borrow unblushingly, but his gift in that way was
restricted--very few of us had any money to lend.

He had the finest private collection of pawn-tickets that I ever saw.
His pockets were full of them. I remembered that he once went to a
swell party--some musical affair. He was very polite, very strict on
questions of etiquette. The day after the party he made the usual
formal call at the house--it was some big place near Sloane Street.
His hat was very sleek, he had a frock coat, a flower in his
button-hole--everything complete. He handed his card to the footman,
and as he did so a couple of pawn-tickets fluttered gently to the
door-mat. The flunkey stooped, picked them up, and handed them
gracefully back to Jimmy--who took them with equal grace. He told me
the whole performance was superb--in perfect style. It was done without
a word, without a smile. They did not dare look at each other.

Jimmy’s rooms were untidy and his style of housekeeping not to be
commended. He never kept a laundress for very long--because he never
paid her. Yet the women loved him and worked for nothing so long as
they could. He used to chaff them lightly, explain the state of his
exchequer. He took a personal interest in their family life. They told
him their troubles; drunken husbands, big families, pugnacious lodgers
on the next landing, the hard heart of the landlords when they came
upstairs with their black books for the weekly rent.

When Mrs. Morey was ill Jimmy went down Green Street to see her, with a
couple of French novels--translations--under his arm. She had a
gathering on her ankle which she showed him with pride, in spite of his
courteous protest, but she declined the offer of the novels.

“You’re very kind, sir,” she said. “But I don’t suppose as your books
’ud suit me. I was brought up very particular. I like something
good--the Bible or the Common Prayer or the Sunday newspaper. I makes
my ’usband read ‘When the wicked man turneth,’ in the ’opes it ’ll be a
lesson to ’im. No, there’s nothin’ as the doctor’s ordered, thank you,
sir--except to keep my strength up.”

She took Jimmy’s last sixpence gratefully, and asked him to stop and
share the half-quartern of gin which her youngest little girl but three
ran to the public house to fetch. Very likely he stayed; it would have
been just like him. He was a crank. Fancy a man offering Paul de Kock
and Flaubert to an Inn of Court laundress! He paid for the gin, but he
lightly ignored the two months’ money he owed her, and she never
reminded him.

His sitting room was full of books, on open shelves and thick with
dust. They were the admiration of Mrs. Morey.

“I thought Mr. Slobkins ’ad a lot,” she said, “’im as I worked for in
Furnival’s. ’E’s a magistrate or a clerk or somethin’ o’ that sort, yer
see. But, lor, this lot bangs ’is.”

Stanch Mrs. Morey! She was a little roly-poly kind of woman, with eyes
like ripe sloes, and she worked for Jimmy for six months without ever
receiving a penny.

“My ’usband ’ud kill me if ’e knowed,” she said, smiling plaintively as
she scrubbed the boards. “’E’s bin out o’ work for nearly a year. It’s
hard work for me to fill the kids’ mouths and keep ’im in grub and
pocket money. But ’e’s a good ’usband when ’e aint drunk. I wish ’e ’ad
more luck, that’s all.”

“What is his trade?” asked Jimmy languidly--he was always languid until
the gas lamps were lighted.

The little woman tossed her head.

“My ’usband aint _that_ sort, jest able to do one kind o’ work. ’E can
turn ’is ’and to anythin’. But I wish ’e wasn’t quite so partikler.”

She came to me privately when Jimmy’s health began to break. She
said that he didn’t eat enough to keep a sparrow alive, that it worried
her awful, that she feared he was going off in a galloping decline.

“It’s jest the way my niece’s ’usband was took,” she concluded. “’E
used to drive a vegetable cart, and ’e’s layin’ in the Brompton
Simmetery. As nice a young man as ever you see, and played the flute
bootiful. ’E was took bad in May and dead in December. He was indeed,
and ’er with six little children--all babies, as you might say, and
another on the road--if you’ll excuse my free way of speakin’. My niece
she’s got the flute under a glass case in the parlor window, for the
mountings is silver.”

But Jimmy was too far gone for my care, or anyone else’s. No doubt he
had been consumptive for years, and a constitution kept up principally
on “nipping” never thrives. There was a doctor living in the Inn at the
time--a very good fellow. He visited him and gave him medicine--don’t
believe Jimmy ever took it. His cough got gradually worse and his face
fell in more than ever. But he was always full of jokes, rather grim
jokes sometimes. I’ve seen girls shiver and scream with laughter
at the same time. He went to a music hall every night, spending most
of his time at the bar. He called the artistes by their Christian
names--Queenie this, or Dan the other. The Queenies gave him their full
confidence. Big, flashy girls, these music-hall girls, with free, not
over-clean tongues and very good hearts. They would frighten you, but
they don’t mean any harm. Jimmy used to write songs for them--which
they very seldom bought. He did both words and music. His airs were
most melodious and “catchy,” but his words were never quite vulgar
enough. None of his songs “caught on.”

I never knew a man with such a marvelous ear. If he went to a comic
opera he would come straight home and play all the lyrics without a
false note. He played Chopin by ear; he used to sit for hours
extemporizing the most weird, fascinating, tantalizing music. He ought
to have made his fortune. Instead of that, he went into consumption and
died--for want of proper food.

Now and again someone sent him a postal order. He never said who. He
was a bit of a mystery. They were only small orders--under a pound, as
if they had been scraped by some woman out of the housekeeping money,
or her dress allowance. But I never knew. The last one he had was for
fifteen shillings. He was on his last legs. The steward of the Inn, who
was most forbearing--because it was Jimmy--had sent a deprecating note
in to say that he must distrain if something, ever so little, was not
paid on account of the year’s rent. Mrs. Morey had left him at last.
Even his top hat was rough. Yet what do you think he did? Went out and
bought a bath sponge for fifteen and six, promising to leave the
sixpence next time he was passing.

I met him on the stairs and he displayed the sponge proudly.

“Only fifteen and six! Dirt cheap, isn’t it? It would be unpardonable
extravagance to let a chance like that slip, wouldn’t it? And I wanted
a bath sponge; the one I’ve got isn’t nearly big enough. Come up to my
place. We’ll put it in water. Just you watch how it swells!”

You may say bluntly that he was a fool. Of course he was. But it is the
fools and the failures who win our hearts.

We went up to his rooms. He put the sponge to swell and sat down to the
piano and forgot all about it. I should like to hear Jimmy play
music-hall songs again; nothing was ever so charming. He knew them all.
He used to sing the refrains in a thin, shrill voice, accompanying in
his own wonderful way. Everything he touched became classic.

A week after he bought the sponge Harrowsmith--he was the young
doctor--ordered him out of London. Fortunately I made a haul about that
time, so we went together to Farthings Farm, as I’ll tell you later on.

Farthings Farm was the last nail in Jimmy’s coffin. He never spent a
more miserable month. He would be morose, half asleep all day. But at
dusk, just when the theaters would be opening and the racket in the
Strand at its flow, he’d be restless. All the sweet smells and sounds
of the farm were a poor enough substitute. The country finished him. He
was a pure Cockney. There is no half way with the Cockney; either
he loves the country passionately, or he hates it and chafes at it
until it kills him. Saints and criminals are made by the country; it
depends on how you take it. We hadn’t been back ten days before he
broke a blood vessel and kept his bed. What was to be done with him?
_He_ never bothered. He believed in taking things easy. He had a
favorite axiom about never putting up your umbrella until it
rained--and ended by not having an umbrella at all! He just drifted. He
was dying. He hadn’t a penny in the world; he was up to his eyes in
small debts.

“Pack him off to the hospital,” advised Arnold rather brutally. “Poor
devil! A fellow who earns a fiver and lives on it until it’s gone. I’ve
no sympathy with that sort of thing. The hospital’s the place for him.
I’ll pay the cab fare.”

However, the rest of us decided to club together and keep him going,
first telling Arnold that he did the invalid an injustice; Jimmy had
never earned a five-pound note, in a lump sum, in his life. Harrowsmith
had told us privately that his case was quite hopeless. We could pull
along somehow. Nutting, the steward, would wait a little longer
for his rent; when Jimmy was gone the piano alone would pay that. One
or other of us could look in; Mrs. Morey must be got back. The only
difficulty was with Jimmy himself--he was so deuced proud.

A woman came to the rescue. Queenie La Belle was a regular brick. She
bought up all his songs. Who but a woman would have thought of that?
She’d come in, all sham diamonds and jolly voice, and sit down by his
bed and tell him how well his songs were going at the halls. She said
she was singing them at three nightly. She assured him that she was
always encored. She begged him to take an extra ten pounds--the
original price had been in shillings.

“You see, I’ve made that girl,” Jimmy would say when she had gone. “I
knew those songs would just fit her. She wants more. Give me a bit of
paper and pencil, old chap. I’ll dot down another. Why does Harrowsmith
keep me tied by the leg like this? I mean to get up next week and
toddle down to the halls and hear my songs encored. They give Queenie
a middle turn now. They used to put her on at the end, to sing the
audience out. I’m a made man. It’s just as well, with all the expenses
of this illness. Are you going up Tottenham Court Road to-day? If so,
look in and pay the fellow that sixpence owing on the sponge. I’ve
never used it. Harrowsmith knocked me off my cold tub. You can’t
mistake the shop. It’s nearly opposite Maple’s. I forget the name.”

He put on tremendous airs. He was, as he proudly said, a made man. When
he got better he was going to write songs at fabulous prices for all
the leading music-hall singers. But Queenie La Belle should have them
at a reasonable figure. She wasn’t a bad sort. She ought to be grateful
to him. He had made her. He kept his money under his pillow with his
tobacco pouch and cigarette papers. He said seriously to me:

“If you’re a little short, old chap, there’s plenty of money in the
bag. I’ve gone through the mill myself. I know what it is to come down
to my last half-crown.”

He might truthfully have said his last copper. To please him I took
five shillings.

Queenie came to see him regularly. He put the poor girl through a rigid
cross-examination. Did the audience take up her two last lines, as he
had intended? Were his songs on the barrel organs? The great ambition
of his life had been to hear his songs on the barrel organs. But it was
early days. It was just as well that they were not on yet. He wanted to
hear them. Wanted to tip every grinder a bob. Queenie had to sing the
songs to him; had to do the little kick at the end of each verse,
pretend to throw the rose into the auditorium--that was Jimmy’s
original trick.

“I’d like to come down and hear you to-night at the Royal,” he
sighed--and Queenie looked horribly frightened, until I reassured her
by a dismal shake of the head. “But Harrowsmith is so particular. He
keeps me in bed. Of course that makes a man weak. There’s nothing in
the world the matter with me but weakness, through want of exercise.”

Queenie put on her tremendous hat, all flyaway lace and wings. She
stooped down and kissed him solemnly on his clammy forehead. I thought
the big, jolly girl, with her coarse voice and frank tongue, an angel
at that moment. Jimmy looked scared and annoyed--suspicious of this
unusual gentleness.

She blubbered outside the bedroom door, growing purple in her efforts
to choke her sobs lest he should hear.

“It’s all a lie,” she said passionately. “I’m only on at one hall--last
turn on the programme. His song don’t fetch even a grin. I’m expecting
the manager to bully me on pay day. People don’t understand ’em--I
don’t myself. It’s a lie. I was hissed--hissed! And there’s him, poor
dear, talking of writing for Guy Blockley and Ada Fitz Clare. Oh! it’s
all right about the ten pounds, I can run to that. Don’t you fret.”

She colored, through her make-up--her daylight make-up, all careless
smears of blue-white powder and burning smudges of red.

Nearly every night, after the halls and the public houses were shut,
one or two fellows would drop into Jimmy’s room and give him the
evening’s news. They sang snatches of new songs to him, mimicked bits
of “business.” They retailed the popular comedian’s latest gag, the
story that was going the round of the clubs, the smart conundrum on
public affairs or people.

Jimmy used to join in weakly, drumming his claw-like fingers on the
quilt. He talked of music-hall people of to-day; of five years ago; of
men who had been lions and were content to take obscure turns in the
provinces now, or who had gone in for the dramatic-agent business.

They all ran off his glib tongue; the Sisters That, the Brothers So and
So, the Something Troupe. He laughed at old wheezes, which had never
lost their flavor for him. He spoke of this man’s pet mannerisms and
that girl’s particular smile.

He used to say:

“Do you remember Joe Slashby’s trick with the pair of spectacles? That
was killing,” or, “What’s become of the Manasteriotti girl? Never saw a
woman juggle so well.”

And he always condemned everyone else’s songs. He said it pained him to
see the rot, the arrant, foolish drivel that went down with a
music-hall audience. But he was going to alter all that. The public
only wanted educating. The public knew a good thing when it heard it.
That was proved by the success of his songs. How had his songs gone
this evening? Queenie was a good sort, but he was a little nervous of
her, afraid she didn’t quite do him justice. He added that she had
treated him rather meanly; ten pounds was a poor price with which to
buy success. She must be getting twenty pounds a week at the lowest.
Three halls at twenty each. That would be sixty. He must speak to her.

Success had not improved Jimmy. He was going the way of all successes.
He actually spoke of starting a banking account when he got better, of
giving a big order to his tailor. He probably would have decided on a
house at Brixton and a brougham, if he had lived long enough.
But--before he had time to tax Queenie over money matters--the end
came.

It was Saturday. Harrowsmith looked in about noon. He told me that
Jimmy wouldn’t last another twenty-four hours. I went back to the
bedroom and broke it. He was lying on his side, turning off another
song. He took it very calmly, only hoping that he’d be able to get that
third line in the second verse right before he went. It was very weak.

Schultz, the great German composer, died the day before; it had been in
the morning papers. Jimmy said composedly, when I mentioned it:

“There’s another of us gone. Lucky devil!”

He added a little rebelliously:

“It’s rather rough to have to hand in your checks just when you’ve
‘arrived.’ I hope I shan’t be so long about it as the woman at
Farthings Farm was. Queer old girl! You’ll make Harrowsmith send in his
bill and pay up any little thing I owe. Get the money out of Queenie.
That girl’s been a bit shabby. And just roll me a cigarette--there’s
enough baccy in the pouch--and leave me alone to worry out this third
line.”

He was lying at the back; Orion, if you remember, had his bedroom in
the front, but Jimmy had turned that into a bathroom.

All the Saturday night bubble of the streets came up into the little
paneled room where he was dying. He liked it; asked me to open the
window, so that he could hear the hoarse voices of the costers and the
banter of the women. He liked the rattle of ’buses, the cries, the
calls--all the feverish, struggling life.

One by one the fellows dropped in as usual. He begged them not to put
on such deathbed faces. How had his songs gone? He was afraid that he
wouldn’t see Queenie any more. The fellows stayed; he begged them to.
I’d asked him if he had any friends that he would like me to send for,
and he returned airily that he hadn’t a relative in the world. His face
never flinched when he said it.

The night went on, and the room, although the month was August, got
chilly. The sounds of the market died down, the omnibuses left off
running, so did the trams; there was only a dying trundle of hansoms
over the stones. Then all at once came a ringing howl from some slum at
the back. They have pulled them nearly all down now. All the narrow
courts I used to know, the tiny general shops, the row of almshouses,
the big boiled-beef shop at the corner--gone. Residential flats are
in their place and big shops with sky signs.

It was some Saturday-night row. It came in plainly through the open
window. Jimmy opened his eyes and listened with zest.

You won’t understand the grim sentiment of those slum rows. They are
simply part of the Saturday night’s programme--when the man gets his
week’s money and the woman goes out shopping and they both are blind
drunk by midnight. Simply part of Saturday night--that is all. It does
not affect their relations for the rest of the week. The language they
use to each other is awful--but what are words? We place too great a
stress on mere words.

Jimmy roused up a little, and grinned feebly.

“Shouldn’t wonder if it’s Mrs. Morey,” he said.

We sat and listened to the woman’s shrill, passionate invective--to
adjectives which were foreign even to us. We heard the husband’s low,
deprecating growl, and, after a little, the protesting bass of the
policeman. The woman was infuriated at the interruption.

“Has anybody complained?” she yelled, going up half an octave at
each word. “Well! Well! Everybody ’as their rows, don’t they? Move on
yourself. Oh! you _brute!_”

Then we heard a scuffle, more words, a torrent of tears and abuse.

But it was all quiet at last; the short spell of silence between the
last cab and the venders of Sunday papers.

_“Referee!” “Lloyd’s!” “Weekly Dispatch!”_

The men went bawling along the pavements beneath. Jimmy, who had
collapsed after the row, opened his eyes again.

“Give me a whisky,” he said. “Fill up. I’ll say when.”

As I was pouring the water, and waiting for him to stop me, he murmured
enthusiastically:

“How good Dot and Lottie Mack were in that laughing duet. Lottie
married an earl. I wonder what became of Dot.”

When I took the tumbler and whisky and water to the side of the bed, he
was dead.

We fetched Mrs. Morey to lay him out. She was ghoulishly curious about
the funeral, and kept me half an hour while she told me about her
father’s.

“’E belonged to a club, don’t yer see, and when ’e died there was
twenty pound. My Bill wanted to blow it. But I ses no. It was ’is and
’e should ’av it. We ’ad mourning coaches to fetch all the people from
their own doors. There was mutes--yer don’t often see them now--and
weepers, and feathers in the ’orses’ ’eads. An’ yer should ’a’ seen the
tea we set down to when we come ’ome from the funeral! We ’ad thin
bread and butter, and winkles and three sorts of cake. I felt so mad
with Bill. ’E goes and clouts my little Jim’s ’ead, jest because the
innercent child said as ’e wished grandfathers ’ud die every day, so as
we might ’ave sich a bustin’ tea. It was only natural in the child.
Rose Adkins--she’s my brother’s wife--took Bill’s part. I didn’t forgit
it neither. A nice one to talk, _she_ wur! We was ’avin’ a few words,
months after, and I ses to ’er:

“‘You ’ussy! ’Ow dare you talk to me?’ I ses. ‘’Ow many slices of thin
bread and butter did you eat at my poor father’s funeral tea? I saw
you take ten with my own eyes.’ _That_ fetched ’er. ‘Be off,’ I ses,
‘and don’t ever show yer brazen face in my door agen.’”

       *       *       *       *       *

Well, we buried Jimmy. I rode with him, in a dreadful conveyance they
call a Shillibeer, to Finchley. When I went back to the Inn and began
to square up his affairs, the water bed was missing. We had clubbed
together and hired that water bed for him before Queenie’s deception. I
heard long afterward that Mrs. Morey had pawned it at the pawnbroker’s
at the corner of Green Street. No doubt Bill, for once, was too strong
for her.

About two months afterward there was a faint tap at my door one night.
When I opened it I saw a woman standing outside. How shall I describe
her?

She wasn’t young--your age, if you’ll forgive me, thirty or so--but
there was a youthfulness and freshness about her which you seldom see
in a girl out of her teens. She wasn’t pretty, not a bit. She didn’t
even look clever. Yet I’ve never seen a more fascinating, a more
delightful woman. She was a little like Adeline, only not half so
handsome, and there was not the mark of knowledge on her face. She said
firmly, “Does Mr. James Carol live here?”

Her voice was calm, but it was only the calmness of perfect breeding.
There was none of a sister’s cold, lily-like air about her--no tepid,
anxious touch of family concern. Jimmy had been her world.

She was a lady, using the word in its old dignified, graceful sense,
without modern abuse, without that vulgar, exasperating “i” which
degrades it into “laidy.”

“I’m sorry to say that Jimmy--Mr. Carol--is dead.”

She didn’t wait for me to say any more. She dropped at my feet on the
dirty boards of the landing; dropped without a cry, without a
contortion of her charming, pure face.

I got her round as well as I could. While I was fanning her with a
doubled-up newspaper and trying to force brandy down her throat, I
noticed the subtle refinements of her dress. And there was a haunting
memory in that face. I thought that I must have seen it before, until I
remembered Farthings Farm and the old woman who tended Mrs. Covey. I
remembered, too, Jimmy’s flicker of animation when he had seen that
woman--and I understood. There was the same peculiar, fascinating
sweetness of expression; an expression which would lure you to any
madness at the start and cloy you to death long before the finish.

I got her round. She went away, with beautifully expressed thanks--and
not a flutter of her eyelids.

That is all. The key to Jimmy’s love affair--if he had one--lies with
him at Finchley.




GAME FEATHERS.


JIMMY and I once spent a month in the country together. The doctor had
ordered him fresh air and good diet. We went to Farthings Farm in
Sussex and boarded with old Mrs. Covey. She was an extraordinary
character--narrowly religious, as these half-educated rustics so often
are. You could see hell fire in the hard lines of her mouth and the
cunning screw of her little gray eyes. Yet she wasn’t a bad sort. Her
pious cant was amusing and quite harmless. She talked seriously to
Jimmy, knowing, as she must have done, that he had not long to live.
She used to say, with a half-groaning, half-chuckling sort of breath:

“Ah! sir, I believe in the sacrifice in _this_ world.”

Jimmy returned, very politely--he was always polite:

“I’m afraid I don’t quite gather your meaning.”

Mrs. Covey would look at him despairingly, raise her eyes to the
ceiling, shake her head, and ejaculate a long, solemn “Ah--ah!” which
was very convincing.

She was up at daybreak every morning; we used to hear her scolding and
swilling or throwing a pet word to her cats--she had five. But on
Sundays she used to lie very late--until half-past seven. She took a
bath--as a pious duty. When breakfast was over, she sat in the living
room, with the big Bible in front of her and her spectacles on the open
page, until it was time to go to chapel. She drove there regularly
every Sunday. It was a rich sight to see her with her two sons, in the
shabby wagonette, sitting bolt upright in widow’s weeds, with black kid
gloves, purple in the palms and much too long in the fingers. Sunday
was a day of days. We fed on cold meat and salad; it was the one day on
which she refused to sell milk or to spud about in her garden. In the
afternoon she would walk solemnly through her meadows, never
speculating on the crops or allowing her sons to do so, but holding up
her black silk skirt carefully, and drawing her sour Sabbath lip.

She was very kind to Jimmy--taking good care of his body, although
she despaired of his soul. In her young days she had been a cook, and
she tempted his flagging appetite with many dainties. There was one
particular dish of candied red currants.

If anyone called on her--say, between three and half-past--for milk,
for advice about a sick baby, for herbal treatment of a wound, or for
the simple loan of a black crock, Jib or Zak would be lurching at the
house door. They were grotesquely alike, those sons of hers, with the
Biblical names of Jabez and Zachary. She always called them Jib and Zak
on week days; Jabez and Zachary on Sundays. They had an odd way of
greeting you. They gave a nod--half sheepish, half jovial--or they
raised a broad, dingy thumb to a sun-baked straw hat, according to
their mood or the social status of the visitor.

Their answer to all inquiries was:

“Mother ’ull be down directly. Would you care to step inside out o’ the
sun and set down, till you hear her draw up the clock?”

That was her rule. For forty years, except when stopped by
trivialities--such as a confinement--she had drawn up the thirty-hour
clock the moment before she came down from her afternoon’s cleaning.

That afternoon black dress, with jet buttons! I remember the tiny,
shiny silk apron, with the bead edging and the prim pockets. She never
put in her false teeth until the afternoon, nor pinned on her false
hair, which was three shades too light. In the mornings she slipped
about the kitchen and dairy in an old skirt, a nondescript bodice, and
a shawl--thick or thin, according to the direction of the wind.

I remember the particular morning when she was taken ill. It was a
tremendously hot day in June. Jimmy was sitting on the wooden bench by
the garden door, with his thin hands spread out on his knees to bake in
the sun. I was hanging about the garden, and longing to get back to the
Inn. Mrs. Covey came out from the dairy with a dish clout in her hand.
She began to vigorously “shoo” a fine cock from the strawberry bed. I
can see her now, with her bent back in the brownish bodice and
triangular-folded scarlet shawl. She went back to the house between
rows of podded broad beans. When she cried out to the cock--who was
a gay fellow, all brown and burnish--it was a queer, unwomanly cry.
No doubt she knew the note with which to scare him. He went racing back
to the yard, all tail feathers, swinging comb, and indignant cackle.

An hour afterward she fell on the flagstones by the back door. She had
been very busy making jelly of windfall apples. Apoplexy gripped her,
and she fell, a droll-looking, lop-sided heap, on the stones.

That was a long, hot, empty day. Jimmy was fretful and selfish, after
the manner of chronic invalids. He missed his egg and milk, his jelly,
the dozen little dainties that she prepared for him. And I think he was
a trifle scared, poor chap, by the very mention of Death--Death, that
unpleasant personage, with whom he already had a bowing acquaintance.

The doctor came--a hearty country man, in a high, rakish-looking trap.
He said there was no hope for her. A woman came in and got her to bed.
Her world waited breathlessly, soberly for her to go. Her world--of
forty acres or so--was waiting stolidly. Birds in the wood--metallic
finches, throaty wood pigeons, the persistent cuckoo, called across the
branches and the long, rank grass of her. She had known so many
generations of birds.

Out by the back door everything was eloquent of her: pans of unskimmed
milk in the dairy, the preserving pan, with a wooden skimmer set in
syrup.

Jimmy crawled up the white road in the sun to the public house. But I
stayed behind. I was fond of the queer old woman, and I thought that
perhaps I might come in useful. Zak said moodily that it was an awkward
time of the year for illness. He didn’t put it in words, but I knew his
thought--that it was inconsiderate of her to take to dying in the
middle of haymaking. In the orchard was the awning which she had
roughly rigged up for the haymakers--but who was to get the men’s tea?
The grass in the eight-acre meadow had been left until the last. There
was a merry jingle as the machine rattled and rocked along.

Jib and Zak, so much alike, with eyes and mouths twisted in consequence
of life-long opposition to the glare of the sun, came into the parlor
where I sat reading the local paper. They had been clumping hopelessly
about in the garden. I had watched them, finding them more interesting
than the price of store pigs and the sale of underwood. They had looked
out wistfully at the eight-acre field, half lush, half shorn. They had
looked up at Mrs. Covey’s window--a tiny window, set high in the
brown thatch roof; a window with dim, greenish panes and the spectral
suggestion of a limp calico curtain.

We heard the slipping, soft sound of feet. The stairs opened out from
the sitting room. A beautiful old woman of forty-five or less--work in
the fields and so many children make them old long before that--sidled
up to the brothers, as they sat heavily in the Windsor chairs by the
empty hearth. She was the village layer-out; once she had been the
village coquette. Five shillings a corpse, and shillings hard to earn!
Zak had run to her cottage and fetched her directly his mother fell.
She was always called to deathbeds. She gave a sidelong look at me and
courtesied with charming grace; some of these rustic women are queens
of grace. Then she spoke to the brothers, the greedy look of a vulture
creeping into her violet eyes.

“I’m jest slipping home now to look after my lodger. There’s no change
in her. She won’t go, bless your hearts, for pretty nigh twenty-four
hour. I’ll look round after tea agen; no doubt you’ll make it worth my
while.”

For nearly a week it went on; the hot, breathless days, bees buzzing in
the big lime by the gate; at dusk the ringing, rattling croak of frogs
in the pond, the weird voice of the night-jar. Jimmy grew more fretful.
He complained that he could not sleep for the cursed nightingale. He
wanted to go home; back to the Inn, to the boys, to the halls, the
bars, the evening papers. He had run out of tobacco--they only sold
shag at the village shop. He took my last packet of cigarette papers.
But I wanted to stay--for the end, which we all knew must come before
another Sunday. That window, high in the eaves, rigorously shut and
curtained, fascinated me.

On the fifth day things were just as they had been on the first, each
day of that week was a replica. Jib, Zak, and I were in the parlor, the
local paper was more crumpled, the flowers on the window ledge drooped.
Jimmy had crawled up in the sun and dust to the public house, where
they had a crazy piano in the bar parlor. The layer-out, the Vulture,
as I had grown to call her to myself, came slipping down the stairs
again in easy list slippers of drab and green.

“Some dies hard,” she said sententiously to the two sons, twisting the
corner of her apron, shaking her wavy white head, and eying me.

“It’s they game feathers she’s a-layin’ on,” she continued. “You can’t
die easy on game feathers, and there’s a plenty in the bed. Game
feathers! They skeer off Death--but her time’s come, poor love. Help
lift her. Lay her on the floor; she’ll go soon and easy then.”

Jib and Zak looked at each other furtively, then each shook his head.
They couldn’t lend a hand to help her die. The Vulture knew their
thought--these women are full of intuition.

“We’ll call Mas’r Puttick,” she said with inspiration. “And p’r’aps the
gentleman would not mind lendin’ a hand.”

She put her own hand to her side and took a short breath, muttering
something about not being strong enough to lift.

I said I’d go and fetch Puttick. He was cutting mangels in the field
beyond the garden, a couple of cows following him with keen interest on
the other side of the hedge. There was a wide border of white pinks to
the strawberry bed; the scent was heavy. White pinks, and, on the other
side of the path, broad beans in blossom.

Puttick was a very old man, older than Mrs. Covey, and his devotion to
her had been the mild jest of the neighbors. He did her chivalrous
service: carried down the refuse of his allotment garden for her pigs;
pea haulm, cabbage stumps, turnip tops too tough for the pot, spinach
that had bolted. He was always begging refuse “for t’ old gell’s pig.”
“T’ old gell” he invariably called her--behind her back--with an
indulgent mixture of tenderness and contempt for her as a lone widow
woman, with natural, womanly ways of scraping and nagging. He left his
work solemnly when I spoke to him. We went to the house. Three of the
five cats were looking askance at a saucer of sour milk set in the
middle of the strawberry bed--that was “t’ old gell’s” way of scaring
birds from her fruit. We went up the rat-eaten oak stairs, Puttick, the
Vulture, and I.

There was a characteristic smell about the place: a smell of ancient
garments, ropes of onions, apples on the floor of the attic, a smell
garnered by closely shut casements.

She was lying gaunt and straight in the bed, with its carved posts,
patchwork quilt, and dirty chintz hangings. Her face was yellow, so was
her unbleached nightgown, so were her hands with their curved black
nails. As we went in she looked round sharply at the door--a curious
look; lurid, angry, beseeching.

Puttick muttered, with a thick throat and his old eyes dazed, “T’ old
gell, t’ old gell.” It was grim to see her lying there with an idle
tongue, with idle hands. No doubt he was feeling drearily that his time
must be near too. He had been a virile young man when she had been a
child. The world could not go on without old Mis’ Covey of
Farthings Farm. She _was_ the world. No one else would keep him on
with odd jobs all through the winter. She must be made to live. He
said, after a long pause, during which I could see that his aged brain
had been working turgidly in an agony of desire to rouse her:

“They blackbirds, dang ’em, was at the white-heart cherries as early as
five this mornin’.”

But she did not stir. She only stared from the wall and back again,
with the odd, savage stare of entreaty, which none of us could
understand.

“I’ve seen many go, but none so hard as her. And yet she wasn’t what
you’d call a worldly-minded woman. Take her under the shoulders, sir,
if you kindly will, and, Mas’r Puttick, be ready to ketch her legs.”

The woman put her deft hands under the bedclothes and rolled the heavy
legs in a plaid shawl. Then, between us, we lifted her from the
malignant bed--full of the feathers of birds that she had plucked
remorselessly and who would not let her go in peace now that her time
had come. We stretched her decently on the floor near the clock and
pulled the blanket close under her peaked chin.

“We’ve all been young,” the Vulture said confidentially to me as we
jostled together down the twisting stairs. “There’s something on her
mind--a slip maybe. Them things comes up at the last and won’t let us
women go. The men are harder.”

Jib and Zak were still slouching in the Windsor chairs. They were
helpless without their mother, great fellows of thirty-eight and forty.
But she had been the mainspring. She had kept the purse-strings, kept
all control. They were mechanical figures run down without her. I sat
on the couch with the blue-checked cover and speculated on her secret,
on some rustic story made sweet by time, some sin--a slip, as the
country woman mercifully said--something which was quivering on her
tied tongue and which she couldn’t give word to.

Jib and Zak went slowly back to the hayfield, Puttick to his mangels. I
saw him go round the house, past the sitting-room window. He kept
casting guilty glances at the window overhead with the calico blind. He
had lent a hand in killing her.

But she obstinately wouldn’t die. Death was expected of her. The doctor
had prophesied it; the Vulture knew it would come, by many ancient,
foolish signs. The impress of her long bony body dented the swollen bed
of feathers, but on the sixth day she was lying alive still on the
floor on a rough couch of blankets, at the foot of the clock, whose
brass face seemed to leer and twinkle at her victoriously when the
western sun came in.

She would not go. The patience of the layer-out was quite exhausted.

“I must bide about the place,” she said plaintively. “It’s money out o’
pocket to me. I could be makin’ a lot in the hayfields. But I dursn’t
leave. She’ll be stiff a’most as soon as the breath is out o’ her, and
you can’t do nothin’ with a corpse then.”

“Sure, sure,” gurgled all the other women softly.

The room was full of women. I kept in the garden, but I could see and
hear them through the open door. I could see and hear all: the sunny
sitting room, with its broad window ledges, on which were pots of
calceolarias, with spotted, pouch-like blossoms; the women, with
children at their skirts or buried in their cotton bodices. All waiting
and twittering in that house of death.

I knew every line of the local paper. The long clay pipe which Jib in
pity had bestowed on me was cool, but it hurt my throat to draw such a
long way. I smoked it from sentiment. I like those long clays, but
properly speaking they should go with village politics. Jimmy was on
his back in the orchard, deep in grass which had not been cut yet,
rolling his last cigarette with long, transparent fingers. But he was
waiting like the rest of us. He started up on his elbow when the sound
came. We all heard it through the closed doors of bedroom and
staircase. That sound! The wheezing creak of a chain. A minute later
came the clear, deliberate chime of three. Then all the women and the
two sons remembered that for six days no one had thought to draw up the
clock. There was then no secret, no sin; no eating, biting prick of
conscience.

       *       *       *       *       *

She was dead by the open case, on her knees, with one crooked-out hand
caught round the open door. Her eyes, wide open still, were on the
softly swaying pendulum, and the heavy weight was drawn high.

Jib, who had inherited his share of her practicality, and more, went up
softly as soon as he was allowed to and turned the hand round to the
proper place, each hour chiming in the quiet room.

Four. Five. Six. Seven.

It was evening. The haymakers had gone and a stifling mist was creeping
across the cropped meadows. The promise of another blazing day.

“Ah! to think it was only _that_ she wanted.” The layer-out extended
her hand and drew down her sweetly curved mouth. “I knew there was
something on her mind; there offen is with us poor women. We’ve all
been young----” She broke off discreetly, in the presence of the sons.
“But who’d ha’ thought of that plaguey clock? Why, any of us might ha’
drawed it up if we’d ha’ thought. I might ha’ earned good money at the
hayin’ this week.”

She went down the flagged path through the orchard to the gate. Jimmy,
half buried again in grass, long white daisies, and the delicate
summer orchis, stared at her, and his face changed.

“She reminds me of someone I used to know,” he said, and then stopped
abruptly. It was the only peep he ever gave me into his inner life. But
I remembered afterward.

We sat out until dusk, smoking--what dust of tobacco we had--and
looking up trains. Jib and Zak had gone upstairs. Their voices came
down to us, through the window with the greenish glass, which was now
swung back. They were discussing the coming sale.

“A feather bed allus fetches money.”

“There’s folk--gentry--as likes this oak.”

“It’s a good goer, an’ I’ve allus liked a chain better’n a cord.”

“Let’s take the 2.45, old man,” said Jimmy. “I’d like to look in at the
Royal in the evening. They’ve got that big girl there--Lilian--what’s
her name? The girl who sings Irish song’s so well.”

The fierce summer sun had gone to bed. All the night sounds were
beginning--beetles, frogs, birds. The nightingale that Jimmy so hated
was tuning up on a hedge near.

“Shan’t get a wink of sleep to-night,” he said dolefully, with his
hard, painful cough. “Give me the cabs for a lullaby.”

Jib and Zak were coming slowly downstairs. I heard them shut her door.
I could imagine her: the sheet over her hard face, the clock, to whose
regularity she had given her last breath, keeping her sedate company.




AN INTERLUDE.


IT was only Mrs. Conifer. Thought the woman would never go! Poor soul!
What a curse a conscience is. She was a fool to come back! Said she
couldn’t help it! She loathes the very memory of Kinsman--she adores
her husband--and yet she comes back to-night. That is so deliciously
like a woman--to come back. To come creeping through the gate, dodging
the porter, like she used to do, just to get the flavor of those old,
distasteful days on her tongue again.

Kinsman had the ground floor at No. 7. A middle-aged couple rent it
now; the wife watches everyone in and out of the Inn through a pair of
opera glasses. In Kinsman’s time there were high-art curtains--very
dingy--at the windows and tumbled red-and-white dhurries on the floor
and blue plates hung by wire along the walls.

He was a languid, artistic chap--played the violin, hung about old
bookstalls and _bric-à-brac_ shops in the lanes off Holborn.

He very rarely went to a music hall, avoided rowdy parties, dined out a
great deal in the season, and spoke now and then, in an off-hand,
half-ashamed way, of his people near Park Lane. There were photographs
of society beauties on his mantelshelf, propped up against Oriental
bowls--“pudden basins,” his laundress dubbed them scornfully--he gave
you to understand that he knew all the beauties personally.

He visited the Conifers, who had a big dingy house in Russell Square.
Conifer was a stockbroker, very much absorbed in his business, and Mrs.
Conifer was an extremely pretty blonde in the china-doll style. She was
the kind of little woman who is called “dressy” by her friends.

You don’t know the oppressively respectable side of Bloomsbury.
Bloomsbury is altering fast. The change pains me. I wish some fellow
who could write would immortalize the old place before it disappears.
Every time I go outside the gates of the Inn some change hits me in the
face. I see hoardings with up-to-date posters and the addresses of
house-breakers in places where once there was a familiar, flat-faced
house, with wide-framed windows. The old shops are going, little fusty
shops--eating houses, furniture stores, undertakers. I saw the last
typical eating house this morning. There was nothing in the window but
a big blue dish--Kinsman would have admired it--and a row of pressed
beef tins, with a haddock hanging flabbily over each tin.

Bloomsbury is forever in the violent stage--always going up or down.
Directly they took away our exclusive gates and let the cabs run
straight through to Kings Cross and Euston, there was an epidemic of
boarding houses. I believe that every house in Woburn Place takes
lodgers--more or less genteelly. An old fellow who had the first floor
set at 3 when I came to the Inn remembered the days when only carriage
folk lived in Great James Street. The first professional brass plate on
a door ruffled the inhabitants considerably.

Great James Street, Doughty Street, and a few more belong to the
Tichborne family. I remember a charwoman who used to say viciously--at
times when she considered herself imposed upon by those she worked for:

“Ah! Wait till Sir Roger comes out o’ quod, and then they’ll see.”

Just now we are aggressively on the up grade. It is much worse than
going down. The Duke has determined to make Bloomsbury a superior
residential quarter once more. He has pulled down some houses, added a
story to others, made gardens of the mews--and ruined the place for all
sentimental people. These red-and-white blocks of flats spoil the
neighborhood. We are becoming vulgarly opulent. Once you might have
drawn a line, roughly, say down Southampton Row, and so divided the
oppressively respectable from the aggressively Bohemian. That was so in
Mrs. Conifer’s time.

She was on the respectable side, of course: where people subscribe to
Mudie’s and make the changing of books the great business of the day,
where the men come home punctually to dinner at seven and the women
stroll down Oxford Street regularly on fine afternoons. You may still
see them swarming out of Hanway Street, very well dressed as a rule,
and very often Jewesses.

Mrs. Conifer was sometimes dull, so dull that she used to go to a cake
shop and have her afternoon tea and listen to the other women’s
chatter. Here was an opportunity that Kinsman could not miss. Before
long she went to his rooms instead of going to the cake shop. It was
really much more amusing. The Inn is quiet in the afternoons. A great
many of the fellows are in the City, and the laundresses have gone away
for the day. Mrs. Conifer used to thread her way through quiet
by-ways--down Guilford Street, along monastic Great James Street,
across Theobalds Road, and onwards. The gardens were quiet in those
days; we did not allow children in until evening. It was so beautifully
fresh and still after the roar and dust of outside London, the summer
smells of provision shops, and the rattle of omnibuses. Kinsman had
shaded windows--it was summer time at first--and a dainty tea. He liked
her to come in the afternoons because Sophia Dominy, of whom he was a
little afraid, was safely shut away in the big mantle shop where she
was dummy. But by and by Mrs. Conifer came in the evenings also--after
dinner, when Conifer had shut himself up for the evening in his study.
She used to drive up to the gates on wet nights. I saw her more than
once myself--always beautifully dressed and closely veiled, and having
that intangible air of shrinking which is natural to the woman who
never goes out alone after dark.

And then one night she met Sophia Dominy in the doorway. It was bound
to happen. Sophia was a handsome girl with a fine figure--I told you
she was dummy at a mantle shop. She came out of the shadow of the
doorway as Mrs. Conifer drew into it. It so happened that Kinsman was
late home that night; his windows were dark. Mrs. Conifer looked. With
her quick woman’s eye she took in every detail of this other woman,
whose clothes were a pitiful struggle for costly effect--seal plush
instead of sealskin, weedy ostrich plumes in her hat, and in her small
ears the glitter of red glass. There must have been insolent contempt
in her china-blue eyes, for Sophia’s great black ones began to
blaze, and she put her hand on the other’s slim, nervous shoulder. She
said, with an offensive touch of comradeship:

“Good-evening, Mrs. Conifer.”

How did she find out? How do women learn these things? _You_ can say
perhaps--_I_ give it up. I only know that Kinsman had been very
careful--as careful as a man knows how.

Little blond Mrs. Conifer started, and then stared coldly at the gaudy,
tawdry, dark creature in the doorway.

“I--I don’t understand,” she faltered; “I--excuse me--I do not know
you.”

She made a weak attempt at dignity, but she looked horribly ashamed and
alarmed. She was afraid that the girl knew everything and was going to
blackmail her.

“But I know you,” returned the other, with a little fierce chuckle of
triumph. “I know why you have come here to-night. You ladies give
yourself such airs--you are not a bit better than girls like me. If
everybody had their rights, I ought to be Mrs. Kinsman. See!”

Mrs. Conifer did see. The whole hideous position was perfectly clear to
her, without another word. You won’t believe me, of course, but she
wasn’t a wicked woman. She had simply drifted, like any other idle
young woman might. There had been a fascination about Kinsman, with his
queerly furnished rooms, his romantic airs of art-worship, sympathy,
and so on. She had regarded herself as misunderstood and was inclined
to be plaintively melancholy about Conifer’s obtuseness. Kinsman had
been an affinity. She got the insidious flavor of the Inn. There had
been nothing vulgar or wicked about the affair. It had only been
delicious, piquant, dangerous--like a leaf torn out of the “Decameron.”
Sophia Dominy brought everything up to date, brought terrifying visions
of the Divorce Court. Mrs. Conifer was a faithful wife again, in every
thought, directly she looked into those blazing black eyes and
understood.

She whisked round and rustled swiftly in her skirts of silk across the
square, getting out at the Holborn end and plunging into the stream
of people on the pavement flowing westward. So soon as the first
tightness was out of her throat and the first desperate trembling had
left her limbs she hailed a hansom, telling the man to stop at the
corner of Russell Square. She fell back quivering on the seat and shut
her eyes, but opened them again directly because the face of Sophia
rose before her--triumphant, grinning, pale with chalk, and hidden to
the thick brows with a coarse fuzz of hair.

She went tottering up her own doorsteps. As she slipped along the hall,
and past the study door, Conifer called out:

“Is that you, Freda?”

“Yes, it is I.”

“Come in.”

She stepped over the threshold and stood in the warm room, her pale
head hanging and her half-shut eyes filled with dread. She forced
herself to look up at last and to stammer out:

“We drove down to Terry’s Theater, Mrs. Hart and I. But the house was
full--so--so we drove back. That is all--really.”

Conifer was sitting over the big table as usual, and as usual it was
strewn with papers. But the double knot of anxiety was untied from
above his eyes and the packets of paper were pushed back. There was a
new tenderness on his face, or, rather, the revival of on old one.

“I’m glad you came back,” he said. “I’ve got time to talk to you
to-night, darling. I shall have time to take you about again myself.
I’ve been awfully worried lately about business--you wouldn’t
understand, it would only bother you. But I was afraid once that it
meant ruin. I’ve been in a very tight place. But it’s all right now.”

He set back his shoulders and sighed, as if he threw off at that moment
the burden of months.

“I shall,” he repeated, laughing foolishly, “have time for _you_ now.”

Mrs. Conifer’s pretty, weak face stiffened into horror. She was
thinking of the quiet Inn, with its perpetual, sanctified taste of
cloisters and the Middle Ages; thinking of Kinsman’s rooms, with the
high-art furbelows, the violin under the table, the untidy dhurries on
the floor, the impressionist daubs which he had painted himself and
hung on the wall to keep the blue plates company. She thought of
the black, dingy doorway, of the girl with the savage face and the
twinkling earrings.

“Talk to me.” Conifer, who had shut the door carefully, half lifted her
into the great chair by the fire and stretched himself at her feet on
the rug, like a faithful dog.

Their eyes met; his full of worship, hers of lava-like tears.

“You love me?” she asked incredulously, the frozen look creeping more
stiffly over her face. “I --I began to think----”

She looked such a small, shrunken thing--as he told her afterward--that
he felt quite anxious and remorseful.

“Love!” he cried out boyishly; “I should think I did. Only business
worries, you know, darling, enchain a man. He can’t be always saying
it.”

He took her in his arms. She shivered as he kissed her, taking her full
punishment from his ardent lips. She had loved him all along--only him.
She thought of Kinsman, in his stuffy, wooden room, with a fierce,
ashamed loathing. She kept quiet a little, her head on her husband’s
breast and his lips just flicking her face now and then. At last she
broke out beseechingly:

“Let us go away for a holiday.”

“Very good idea. When?”

“To-night--to-morrow, I mean. And, Dick--”

“Yes.”

“Let’s give up this house and go into the country. You can have a pony
trap and a season ticket.”

“That isn’t half a bad idea,” he responded lazily--he was too happy to
be positive or vehement about anything. “The rent here is very high and
I don’t see what we get for it.”

       *       *       *       *       *

They went abroad for two months, and when they returned they took a
house somewhere in Surrey. They lived there for four years--with a pony
trap, a man for the garden, and all the other accessories of rural
gentility. Mrs. Conifer was very happy. She had two charming children.
She was in the third best set--the set which draws the line at tenant
farmers, but thinks it rather a privilege to be invited to the
Vicarage.

She never thought of Kinsman, of that dazed, magic time when she had
been a traitor to Dick. She only heard of him twice--once when they
saw his name in the newspaper--co-respondent in a divorce suit or
something of that sort--and wondered if it were the same man--_their_
Kinsman--casually over dinner.

That was all. Except for that, she never gave Kinsman a thought, not
even a shudder. She was too happy, too prosperous, too busy. She had
her children. She had also her dogs, her bees, her poultry--all the
live things that women gather about them in the country, to take the
place of shopping. She had her little social excitements--summer garden
parties and winter hockey. She had her little heart-burnings and
triumphs--being snubbed by this woman or dropping that one.

But one day when she was out alone on her bicycle she came upon Kinsman
in a lane near the house. He was very shabby, obviously very down on
his luck. She remembered all at once that he had never given her back
her letters--those foolish, imprudent letters in which she had bared
her soul. She gripped the handle bars of her machine desperately.
He was standing in her path. For a moment she had a wild plan of
running him down. But the next moment her foot was on the ground. She
had dismounted and faced him.

That was the first of many meetings. He was on his last legs, he was
absolutely unscrupulous, and he regularly bled the poor little woman.
Once her husband commented on her shabby hat, offered to raise her
allowance, and gave her five sovereigns to go on with. The yellow coins
dropped like burning blood into her palm. Twice a week she met Kinsman
in the lane--Kinsman, shabby and dissolute and a blackmailer. I don’t
know what he had been up to in those four years, something queer, no
doubt. He was always a bit of an enigma. He cleaned her out at last.
She had to tell him that she could not give him another penny. It was
in the lane as usual. A wet, sodden October afternoon. The sky was gray
and unrelenting, like Kinsman’s face. When they parted, after a piteous
scene on her part, it was on the understanding that he would come to
the house that night and give her husband those letters. That was all.

On her way home she met one or two people--her best friends. They
chatted a bit of little social things--the hockey ball, a wedding, to
which she had not been asked, some new people at a house on the hill,
on whom nobody had yet called.

That afternoon she did not change her dress, but went indoors and threw
herself on the drawing-room sofa in her short, bicycling skirt. In
front of the window she faced was a cherry tree, its boughs bent by the
wind and its long, dry leaves floating yellow to the grass. She tried
to form her plans. Would Dick turn her out that night? It was beginning
to rain; inside, the fire was cheery. The room had never looked so
nice. Her wild eyes roved over her little cherished gimcracks on the
tables--the dainty rubbish that housekeepers accumulate and love. When
she heard wheels outside she did not rise. She was afraid. Perhaps
Kinsman had stopped the trap on the way from the station. But Dick came
in and gave her the usual temperate kiss and asked in the usual hearty
way how the youngsters were and whether dinner was going to be
punctual. He sat sprawling in slippers and an old coat by the fire,
saying comfortably what a rough night it was and how the wind had
lashed into his eyes as he drove home.

She turned on her cushions and watched him. He was growing fat and
bald--there were prosperous, uninteresting curves all over him. He had
ripened into a flourishing business man who liked his dinner and a good
cigar, who considered his wife as one of his comforts--and very little
more. But she loved him. How she loved him! Would he send her away that
night?

He was mumbling sleepily that it was not fit weather in which to turn a
dog out. Would he turn her out? Would he let her take the baby?

She stared out at the autumn sky and tossing trees; in, at the
firelight chasing round the warm, picture-loaded walls. Where would
to-morrow find her? To-morrow she would be an outcast.

All the time her ears were pricking for the door bell and, when it
clanged, she started to her feet, with a choking sound in her dry
throat. Her face was clay above the severe line of her rigidly cut
cloth bodice. The bell rang again. She got up and almost crawled
toward that deep chair by the fire and kissed her husband--a kiss of
relinquishment. He patted her hair and looked at her in lazy surprise.
Then he said in a voice of mild irritation:

“That can’t be Crook” (he was the curate). “He said he’d look in one
night for a game of chess. But I didn’t ask him to dinner, and he
surely wouldn’t turn out in such weather. I hope it isn’t Crook. I want
to do some work to-night.”

He glanced at his black bag, which was bloated with papers which he had
brought from the City.

Mrs. Conifer looked at it too--resentfully. She was thinking, with her
woman’s logic, that it was this ardent devotion to business on her
husband’s part which had made her drift. If he had not, in the Russell
Square days, brought home that bag so often, she would not be in such a
pitiable plight to-night. There was a hurried opening of doors
downstairs, voices in the hall, then a sharp report and another.

Mrs. Conifer shrieked. Her husband pulled himself out of the depths of
the chair and rushed downstairs. Presently she stole after him,
her legs like lead and her wild heart thumping in her throat.

The hall was brightly lighted with a red and yellow light, filtering
through colored glass lanterns. Face downward on the tesselated floor
was the body of a man, his prone head in a pool. The door was flung
back. Black night outside and the sob of the wind!

Two men, the gardener and another, lifted something from the step and
carried it in. Mrs. Conifer dragged herself forward. The world swung
round with her--they were bringing in another woman. They stretched her
beside the man--a woman with the wreck of a gaudy black beauty. It was
a face which Mrs. Conifer had seen once--in the doorway of the Inn, the
face of Sophia Dominy, her savior.

The servants were telling Dick how it happened. Kinsman had called and
asked for him. The woman must have been close behind. As he stepped
across the threshold she fired, then turned the weapon to her own head.

Kinsman was always a puzzle. What had he been doing in the intervening
four years? How had he disgraced himself? Had Sophia been with him
all the time? No one will ever know. One thing only is certain; that
Sophia, who was a very jolly, good sort of girl, had been bitterly
jealous of Mrs. Conifer.

Dead eyes blankly regarding her; blood circling sluggishly on the
floor; October wind moaning in and lifting sadly the draggled end of
smartness on the poor girl’s dress!

She lost all control, drew her shaking hands from her breast, and gave
a long cry of horror and despair. She couldn’t even be grateful for her
escape--couldn’t realize it. Dick turned. He saw her there for the
first time. He put an arm about her and led her upstairs--to the
firelit room, with the open piano, the bowls of autumn flowers, and the
pleasant litter of magazines. She flung herself into his arms, choking
with emotion.

“My God!” she gasped--suddenly, horribly vehement for so childish and
dainty a creature--“if--if--if----”

She was on the verge of a confession, but Dick’s trust was so complete
that he thought her merely hysterical--as well she might be. He lifted
her distorted face from its burrow in his coat and put his wife with
tender insistence on the sofa.

“There, there,” he said, patting her softly. “Don’t you give way. It’s
a beastly business. What the deuce could poor Kinsman have wanted with
me? I must go, dearie; there is a great deal to be arranged. I’ll send
one of the maids to look after you.”

“No,” she cried sharply, “I want to be alone.”

He kissed her and went away. After a little she heard him leave the
house. Then the baby wailed in the room above and the nurse crooned it
quiet. She heard the tramp of feet in the hall; heard the study door
shut stealthily, and guessed what this dread, subdued bustle meant.

She got up stiffly and went round and round the room, taking up
every little toy from the tables thoughtfully, arranging mats and
flowers--touching everything with a wistful clinging because it had
been spared to her. And then she suddenly remembered--remembered that
she was not quite safe yet.

Everything downstairs was still. She stole to the door and listened.
Then she pattered out onto the landing, stooped down, and taking
off her slippers carried them in her hand. She crept down the
stairs--cursing the steady tick of the tall clock, the rustle of her
silk petticoat. She reached the study and waited outside the door for a
moment. She was gathering courage to save her honor. She turned the
handle at last. Someone had lighted the lamp--the reading lamp with the
green shade. It cast a faint yellowish flicker on the horrible shrouded
things that were stretched, side by side, on the big table.

In the drawer of that table Conifer kept a flask of brandy. She took it
out and tipped some of the blazing spirit down her throat. It nerved
her to peel the sheet from Kinsman’s face, to draw it lower, to thrust
her delicate hand, heavy with Conifer’s jewels, into the inner pocket
of the dead man’s coat and steal her letters.

Then she drew the sheet back--heart, hand, and head heavy with
recollection. All sorts of minor things flashed through her dizzy
head--things which had been romantic, daring, delightful at the
time--which she exaggerated now into deadly sins, never, never to be
wiped out. At Sophia she did not look. But her light blue eyes fixed on
Kinsman. His thin lips seemed to have taken a mocking curve--although
she had the best of the game. His mouth was shut forever and her
letters were back in her own possession. She tucked them into her
bodice, remembered to pick up her slippers from the floor, and stole
away.

There was a servant in the drawing room tending the fire; there was
another, as she could hear, busy in the bedrooms, preparing for the
night. But the nurse was downstairs and the nurseries were empty,
except for the sleeping children.

She crept in, looking furtively round the firelit walls. She went over
to the hearth, dug the unclean letters fiercely in, and watched them
burn. There was a little white frock airing on the guard. She took it
up in her hot hands and kissed it. Toys were all over the floor; one, a
fur monkey with one eye missing and the other fiery-red, seemed to
blink up malignantly--and as if it knew and would one day tell her
children.

She went into the night nursery and looked at two small heads and two
small bodies curled under flowery eider downs. The children were both
babies under three. There were toys here too and little socks that she
had knitted. These two rooms filled her with a wilder misery and terror
than she had known before, because she had been so near losing those
little heads on the pillows.

Heavy with shame, thinking of those two--_things_--below, she slipped
to the floor and tried to pray--for the souls of the dead and the peace
of the living. But her knees stiffened. She stumbled to her feet,
moaning. A grotesque memory beat in on her. She remembered the old
superstition--that no witch could shed a tear; that this was the
witches’ most bitter punishment. Well, here was hers. She could not
pray. She had sinned, but she had come through the fire. She was
faithful to Conifer with a double fervor. She had a high constancy and
love which the mere faithful wife, who has never been tempted, cannot
attain. Still--she must bear the burden--of an interlude--all her days.

       *       *       *       *       *

She was out of sorts for a long time afterward--taking no interest in
her bees, her poultry,--they are rose-comb Andalusians, she told me
impressively,--or her children. The local doctor said that her nerves
were all wrong. He recommended raw eggs and a thorough change. Conifer
has brought her up to town. He has been taking her the round of the
theaters--French plays, farces--imagine her sitting through them! On
this, her first free night--he’s dining with a City company--she came
to me! came creeping through the Inn in the old way, because she
couldn’t help it.

What an impulsive, delightful, compromising fool a true woman is! I
only met her twice--for a minute, by accident--with Kinsman--and yet
she came to me to-night. Put herself absolutely in my power. I might
blackmail her as Kinsman did. I might tell Conifer. Fortunately for her
I shan’t.

She sat and talked, elaborated every detail, shredded every sensation,
just as Pray did. I wish these remorseful, perplexed, sinned against
and sinning people would not come to me. They shove their skeletons in
my face, rattling every bone, speaking of the past--always, always the
past--to a fellow who wants to keep young, who doesn’t feel his age.




MORTGAGED.


I HAVE told you about Kinsman--his china and oak, his flirtations--never
from the heart--his downfall and sorry end.

Poor Kinsman! Like most born bad lots he was a charming companion. If
it had not been for the apocryphal aristocratic connections to whom he
persistently alluded, he would have been perfect. He was so charmingly
enthusiastic over his curios; such a solemn enthusiasm--the only
earnest thing about him.

Yet over the affair of that one supreme curio he kept rigid silence. He
told me; but it was a couple of years later--when the Inn had ceased to
talk about Harrowsmith. A couple of years later! By then Kinsman had
lived down the first strength of his angry regret. He told me fully,
lovingly, sadly, opening out his passionate collector’s soul. He made
me understand the full virility of those odd emotions which had once
fired and wasted him.

Yes. He was silent enough while the affair was in progress. That odd,
weird, inanimate affair! How little any of us suspected the nature of
the struggle that was going on behind his constantly sported oak.

It was in this way. Let me begin, as he began, with his introduction to
the brown, burly god which gained possession of him.

Harrowsmith asked him to lunch one Saturday. After lunch he brought out
cigars; he had money and could afford them daily. To him cigar-smoking
was a habit, not an occasional indulgence.

The last course of the luncheon still stood on the table, which the two
men had pushed well back so that they might rest their feet upon the
fender. It was a hard March day; a day of penetrating wind. The
draughts licked under the door and danced between the carpet and the
shrunken boards. Outside in the square the only sound was the savage
“boo” of the young spring gale.

Harrowsmith’s fripperies--of photographs and gimcrack furniture in the
lightest and latest style--appeared meager in the ancient room of his
chambers--the little room with the heavily corniced ceiling and paneled
walls. These fripperies, which he considered showed taste, were in the
light of a personal affront to the solid oak cabinet against the wall
immediately opposite the fireplace. Kinsman, of course, found this
piece of furniture the only thing that he could look at with tolerance.
He had been invited to meet it--to give his expert opinion on it.

He kept turning his head and looking pityingly, covetously at it. He
felt sorry for it, set as it was among modern cabinet-making and garish
ornament. It was passing through a period of degradation, this stout
cabinet of oak which had lived most likely for a couple of centuries in
some manor house. He thought that it must surely feel its shame of
contact. He couldn’t take his eyes off it. Once he found himself
fancifully wishing that he wore blinkers like a horse so that he might
shut out Harrowsmith’s other effects.

“It’s beautiful, beautiful,” he sighed, shading his eyes with his hands
and staring straight at the wall. “It’s original, every bit, even the
cornice. I should like to know its history. If these old things could
only talk!”

“It’s all he left me. I expected a thousand at least,” grumbled
Harrowsmith.

Kinsman was still ardently drinking in the solid beauty of the
cabinet--with its linen-patterned panels. One never saw carving of that
pattern save on Tudor work. The thing was late Tudor. It was
unique--and yet this materialistic doctor was not satisfied. He gazed
at the glowing brown wood, at the slim posts supporting the upper
cupboard, at the cunning hinges of iron. Never had he thrown at a woman
so heart-whole a glance.

“I wish a rich uncle would leave me such a thing,” he sighed. “Why,
man, money won’t buy it. You may wait, you may search a lifetime, and
not find such a well-preserved specimen of the period.”

“Oh, yes, I know you have the old-oak craze. But I like smart, modern
stuff. I like pretty things about me. You understand? What would that
fetch at auction?”

Harrowsmith took the cigar out of his mouth and pointed it, with its
long, trembling tip of ash, toward the cabinet.

“Impossible to say. So much depends. But you surely wouldn’t sell it?”

“If I could get a good price. Why not?”

Kinsman had never before felt so deeply the disadvantages of poverty.
Fate, which had given him an unsuccessful father, which had chained him
to a clerk’s stool in a City office, had further cursed him with a fine
taste in art. He knew a good thing by instinct. He trifled with
_bric-à-brac_, with Chippendale; he had an eye for the voluptuous
coloring of the Empire period; but his best affections he reserved for
oak. All the rest was thin, unsatisfying. In oak, despite the poverty
which allowed him to criticise, but rarely to buy, he was a
connoisseur. He could tell--blindfold--by a caressing turn of his hands
about the different members, if a piece of oak furniture were original
or if it were some bastard thing built together from old wood for the
hoodwinking of people with money and a fashionable desire for the
antique. How savagely I’ve heard him disclaim against people of that
sort!

He got up. The slim pillars seemed to draw him--to wink and beckon and
plead.

“Why don’t you buy it off me?” Harrowsmith asked, idly watching him and
looking contemptuously amused.

He spoke with the carelessness of a man to whom money is not of
immediate moment. He wheeled round in his chair and took a long, sulky
look at the oak. It irritated him. It took up room. More than that, it
was reminiscent of disappointment. His Uncle Bob had always promised to
remember him in his will. He didn’t consider that a Tudor cabinet was
remembrance--enough.

“You shall have it for thirty pounds,” he said.

Kinsman did not answer. He grew pale. The hand that was running about
the rich wood twitched nervously.

Harrowsmith misunderstood his silence, and said, with slight asperity:

“Is that too much for you? To get rid of the thing I’ll say
twenty-five.”

“Twenty-five!” You may be sure there was a catch in Kinsman’s voice.
“It would be cheap at thirty. But you know that I could as easily raise
three hundred. How can a poor beggar save out of five pounds a week?”

Harrowsmith shrugged and said, “I shall get a dealer in. Can you
recommend one? You’re hand in glove with all those fellows. I hate the
thing. It’s too heavy. It dwarfs the room.”

Kinsman with his finger was tracing the panels. He threw a look of
desperation, of pleading even, at the oak, as if he thought that a
thing which had been so long in the world and had witnessed the
perplexities of so many generations was really sentient and could
suggest. As he looked, his cheeks flushed, his lips smiled, and his
whole attitude became suddenly _débonnaire._

He returned to the fire, walking ludicrously sideways, as if he were
afraid to take his eyes off the cabinet--the wise, resourceful cabinet.
It _had_ suggested. He suddenly remembered. He became confused, dizzy,
elated with remembrance. He could buy it--if not with coin of the
realm, with something equally marketable. Harrowsmith had said it was
marketable. He would buy it. Why not? Within his own body he carried
the means to buy--his own imperfect, freakish body!

“Do you remember,” he asked, in the hurried, jerky tones of a clock
that is out of gear, “the offer you once made me?”

Harrowsmith looked perplexed, and then his face lighted.

“To buy your body--yes.”

“Does it still hold good?”

The doctor stared. Then he laughed and poked the fire until the hot
light ran round the room, and, darting down the panels of the cabinet,
made it wink and beckon more than before.

“You didn’t like the idea,” he said at last.

“Your Uncle Bob hadn’t left you the cabinet then,” Kinsman reminded him
pointedly.

“That’s ingenious. I see, I see. You propose to sell yourself--for a
bit of wood.”

“I should be a fool if I didn’t. You want my body after I am dead
because it differs in some slight detail from other bodies, because,
dead, I shall be to you medical fellows a curio. That’s grim.”

“A curio, exactly--to use your own fanciful term,” said Harrowsmith,
professional enthusiasm lighting its cold taper in his eye. “And I, as
you know, have made a special study of the thorax. Are you really
serious?”

“Absolutely. I’ll give you my body when I’ve done with it if you’ll
give me the cabinet at once.”

Harrowsmith looked at his watch and jumped up.

“It’s not quite four,” he said. “Kent, the commissioner for oaths, on
the ground floor, has probably not gone. He stays late. You must sign a
document of some sort. He’ll draw it up. I like to have things in form.
In the event of your predeceasing me----”

“I’m yours. Yes; that’s all right. If I die first,” assented Kinsman
carelessly. He was amused and scornful in his turn at an interest which
was to him inexplicable.

He thought the doctor a fool. He was also positively grateful to his
singular thorax. Men with normal organs could not always afford Tudor
furniture. Over his enthusiastic face slid the expression of a personal
greeting as he gave a full look at the cabinet and saluted it.

“You’ve got a bargain,” Harrowsmith said. “You’ll be able to sell the
thing, when you are tired of it, at a profit.”

Kinsman winced. The first hint of shadow drew his brows together.

“Sell it! Why, I’d sell myself first. No joke intended. By Jove! I
_have_ sold myself.”

They both laughed--laughter that tripped and tumbled down the old, wide
stairs; laughter that was caught up by the rough wind outside and
carried--whither?

       *       *       *       *       *

For some weeks Kinsman had his silent chuckle against Harrowsmith. He
told himself that this was mean and narrow. He struggled against his
jubilation and his contemptuous reflection that the doctor was a fool.
He tried to regard him as a fellow-enthusiast--with a different
objective. He wished to avoid the narrow outlook of the average
collector. He imagined that his flirtations with china, with Empire
lounges and candelabra, with the tapering legs of Chippendale chairs
had made him tolerant and broadly sympathetic. Evidently it was not so.
He looked at his cabinet; he thought of his eccentric thorax--which,
after all, Harrowsmith might never possess--and again, silently, in the
seclusion of his own rooms, he chuckled.

After dinner each night, as he sat and smoked, he stole frequent
moments for the cabinet. He jumped up now and then imagining that he
had discovered some new minute detail in the work. Or he opened the
doors and stuck his head far into the cavernous cupboards. They exhaled
an aromatic perfume. Perhaps some woman had once kept Eastern
embroideries there; this was a superficial speculation which he
afterward discarded as being unworthy and improbable. He finally
decided that it had been used as a linen press--linen folded away with
lavender; or a thrifty housewife had stored within choice apples. It
was the perfume of old orchards that teased his nostrils.

He tried to supply the cabinet with a history. Harrowsmith could tell
him nothing except that his Uncle Bob had bought it at a sale.
Sometimes he looked at it so long, so ardently, that he almost thought
he was on the point of drawing from the massive brown thing the secrets
of dead generations.

He could never tell me the exact momentous occasion when the first
faint chill of repugnance struck him. He did remember the night when,
as he came home tired from the City, and cast his eyes on the cabinet
as usual, it seemed insufficient for the first time. What was it, after
all, to make so much fuss about? Had he paid too great a price? Until
that moment he had never given one thought to the price.

In the evenings, smoking his cigarette, one hand loose on his knee, he
asked himself how that hand would look--dead. Involuntarily he
stiffened it. Perhaps it was the slowly rising horror in him which made
it appear whiter than it ever had been before. His hand! He was sorry
for it. His body! What an injustice he had done it. Had any man the
right to rob his body of the sanctity and superb solitude which come
after death? The meanest wretch living retained the right to that
majestic aloofness. He had mortgaged his. The first seeds of hate and
fear sprouted in his heart.

He dashed out of his chambers and went down Chancery Lane into Fleet
Street. He walked west to a theater. The play was a tragedy. As he sat
in the pit he laughed when the other people thrilled. He then looked in
amazement at the scandalized faces surrounding him.

He had left his chambers without casting a farewell look at the
cabinet, without murmuring some word of admiration. This had never
happened before. He became grave. He reproached himself. He was tender
with foolish little penitences--as one would be with a loved woman.

That night in his bed the grewsome fancy seized him to lie straight and
still, hands folded and chin well up. That’s how he would lie when he
was dead--the majesty of death. But in his case it would be a mere
tinsel majesty--like the amusingly solemn antics of a gypsy monarch. He
was not his own.

He got up and lit the light and smoked. He was ashamed of himself. He
was afraid of himself, and of Harrowsmith and of the cabinet. They were
a dread trio, banded in a terrible way.

The fire was quite dead. He felt his way across the room and put his
unsteady hand on the thick oak panels of the cabinet. He put his head
against one and groaned. The perfume--was it of lavender?--stole out
and nauseated him.

He would sell it. He must sell it. He went back to bed. He considered.
Which dealer would give the best price? He would sell it. He would take
his annual holiday early; he evidently wanted a thorough change.

In the morning he wondered how he could have thought of selling it. The
acquisitiveness, the unreasoning, improvident, ardent affection of the
collector was strong in him again. Before he went to the City he
examined the cabinet as usual, gloating and thrilling over its beauty.

But at night he was again seized with foreboding so dreadful that he
dashed into the flowing streets. He went to a music hall. He grinned, a
fixed, wide grin, that seemed to crack his cheeks. His face felt stiff.
The faces of the dead were stiff.

He thought that he would ask Harrowsmith to break the compact, to take
back his legacy. But the doctor had a professional ardor. He might
bluntly refuse. Also--he could not part with the cabinet.

The next day was Saturday. All the afternoon he walked miserably about
the London streets. He thought he’d enlist, get sent to the front, and
be killed on a battlefield. So would he save his dead flesh from ribald
attention. But perhaps Harrowsmith would not let him go.

He was afraid to go back to his chambers, afraid that he might meet
Harrowsmith on the stairs, afraid of the cabinet. He turned into a tea
shop and found with difficulty a vacant chair at one of the tables. The
life and gayety and warmth of that tea shop reassured him. He despised
himself for his morbid fears. He would be a fool if he threw up his
berth and went to the front. Besides, if he went he must leave the
cabinet. The touch and sight of the wonderful brown wood carved by
hands that had so long been dust had become a daily necessity to him.

Next morning, when he awoke, he was feeling very ill. It was doubtless
influenza. There was no danger in that if one took care. He would
take care. He must. He dared not die. Death now had a bitterness double
distilled. All that Sunday he lay miserably in bed. As the hours wore
on he grew too ill to fear death--and after. He was too ill, even, to
be haunted by his usual terror when dusk fell.

Next day his laundress came to light the fire. He sent her off with a
telegram to the office, saying he could not come. She happened to meet
Harrowsmith on the landing and sent him in on her own initiative.

The doctor was assiduous. He was good to us all, and only grew angry if
we spoke of a fee. He muttered something about nervous breakdown. He
provided a trained nurse; he paid professional visits twice a day.

With care and nursing Kinsman began to be himself again. Harrowsmith
told him that he must get away for a rest. He added that he would go
with him; a holiday together would be splendid. No doubt he wondered at
the wild, leaping terror in the other’s eyes when he said that; said it
in such a cheery, commonplace way, without any subtlety. But Kinsman
was subtle and suspicious and mad. He thought the doctor wished to come
too, so as to be sure of him. He read the most diabolical eagerness
in his calm face. How afraid he was of Harrowsmith! And how afraid
Harrowsmith was that he would be the loser on their strange compact.
Afraid to let him go away alone in case he should die and be buried.

His dread and hate grew and grew; it became distorted into a monster.
He now hesitated before he swallowed each dose of medicine. His light
head became the dwelling-place of a hundred wild thoughts. He lay with
his face to the wall and saw it all as clearly as possible--with
preternatural clearness. Harrowsmith wanted to kill him. He was
impatient; that was only natural. But he _would_ not die. Sometimes,
when the nurse came near, he desperately clutched at her hand to save
him, to pull him back. He must live. He must spare his flesh--his poor
flesh, at which he looked yearningly as it lay against the bed linen,
wan and veined.

Once he thought desperately that rather than die he would kill
Harrowsmith first--with the last spurt of energy left him. Yes. In any
case, when he grew strong, he would certainly kill him as a safeguard;
a man could not live in such perpetual terror.

His face to the wall, he reproached himself bitterly with his headlong
passion for the cabinet. What was there in old oak to lure a man to
such madness? It added nothing to life. What was life but decent
provision and the certainty of a long, undisturbed death? Things seemed
simple and clear as he lay dozing through the days.

If he had sold himself for bread that would have been more
understandable, less reprehensible. Starvation was a very terrible
thing. But he had sold himself--for what? He thought with weird dread
and passion of that solemn, shining brown thing through the wall--the
mysterious piece of ancient furniture that was responsible for his
misery.

And so, by desperate will, as he thought, he lived. He grew strong. The
trained nurse went away. The last bottle of medicine was empty.

He was alone and would be until the morning. This was the first evening
he had been alone since his illness. At dusk the old familiar terror
gripped him. He was beginning to be afraid, and this time he could
not dart like a hunted creature into the streets and join his
fellow-men--men whose bodies belonged to them; men who had not
mortgaged their last sad majesty. He was alone, alone. On the shawl
which wrapped his knees his folded hands looked oddly pale.

He walked across the room and touched the cabinet. Long stay in bed had
numbed his feet. He touched the cabinet. In his throat was a desperate
sob.

He would sell it. Sell! That was just what he could never do. But if
only he could; if only he might buy himself back.

Sell! He imagined the joy of the buyer--a collector, of course. What
pure, undiluted ecstasy he would get out of it--that man who paid with
gold and not with his own helpless flesh! No; he could never sell it.
Beautiful, devilish, compelling thing! It must stay with him until the
end.

He opened the door and smelt the smell--the clinging aroma which had
always tantalized and piqued him. He traced with his finger the rude
hinges of hammered iron. His face quivered in every muscle with varied
emotions. How he loved this thing! How he hated and feared it! What
moments of joy it had afforded him! What a fearful league it had lured
him into making!

A terrible struggle was passing over him. His freakish brain had
suggested a new extravagance. He was possessed with a desire to do this
strange, this futile and dastardly act. He lifted his head and looked
at the cabinet as he would have looked into human eyes--a long, wistful
look; a look embodying a whole gamut of emotions. Then he crossed the
room, stooped down to a box in one corner, and came back with a hammer.

“It will hurt you,” he said foolishly, the hammer already uplifted, his
eyes drinking in the delicacy of that wonderful thing which had
traveled down the past ages and drifted to him and been his tempter,
“but not as it hurts me.”

He struck. All night he worked with the hammer, with every tool he had
that could help him. He began to break it up, to hack it asunder--his
cabinet. He threw it on the fire bit by bit. It blazed and crackled,
this old dry wood. The splutter and crackle went to his heart. He
thought they were agonized protests. He believed that it suffered as it
died. In his long morbid communion with it he had grown to believe it
human and something more.

It took him days and nights to kill the cabinet. It was so stoutly
built. When he was exhausted he crept to bed, not forgetting to lock
the door on that scene of strange disorder. But at last it was done.
The wall behind was bare and dirty, festooned with cobwebs. On the
floor was dust and chips and splinters. The fire burned with the
glowing heat of a sacrificial fire.

Already he was calmer. Although he still belonged to Harrowsmith,
although he had madly destroyed the one thing that might have redeemed
him, although his days would now hold bitter moments, he was at peace.

He watched it burn. He saw the wondrous handicraft of cunning dead men
disappear line by line, and turn to ash.

He was sitting so when his laundress came in at the widely flung door.
It was the first time for days that she had been permitted to enter the
sitting room. He nervously expected her to exclaim, to inquire. The
blank wall was so obvious. The little room was hot like an oven, but
she only flung her hands and cried out:

“Oh, lor’! what an awful thing this is about Mr. ’Arrersmith. To be
knocked down by one o’ them cycles. The streets of London aint safe.
And ’im a doctor, too, the cleverest doctor at the ’orspital.”

“What--_what_ about him?”

“Knocked down by a cycle and killed in Grays Inn Road, jest by the
’orspital,” she returned with flavor.

Kinsman staggered to his feet. The fire licked out from the grate and
seemed to sear him, to dry the words in his throat and dam up the glad
accursed tears in his eyes.

He was no longer a bondman. He was free. He could bear to look at his
flesh, his own until death, and after. He looked at his hands, torn and
soiled, hands that had destroyed the cabinet.

His eyes fell on the last panel, which the fire was greedily eating; on
the heap of ash that had meant so much beauty.

He dropped back in the chair. He laughed--laughter that gurgled with
water as it fought its way through his throat. He could not see the
blank wall for tears, whether for the cabinet, the dead man, or himself
he did not know.




A POLITICAL WOMAN.


GULLY and his wife had one of the new sets just inside the gates. These
sets are more expensive, more convenient, more respectable than the old
ones. Lucinda--she was Gully’s wife--would never have consented to an
old set. She set her face sternly against Bohemianism when it took a
certain form. She didn’t object to it in the form of Liberty tea-gowns
and discreet flirtations in the name of art and literature. Gully was a
journalist. He found the Inn convenient, but Lucinda was always hoping
plaintively that some day they would be able to afford a house in
Bloomsbury, or, better still, a modest place in the country.

She had six rooms, every convenience, and a most superior maidservant,
the long streamers of whose cap, when she ran out to post a letter,
lent a certain _cachet_ to the Inn.

Lucinda was nice enough. Her struggles for a conventional manner of
life were amusing. She never gave Gully any peace. She dragged him
about to social functions. She made him use his influence to get her
portrait in the ladies’ papers, as assistant at a charity concert or
exhibitor at a cat show--she kept a couple of wild-looking Persians.
She always had her photograph taken in evening dress. She was one of
those coarse women--commonly called fine--who are disfigured by a big
neck and big arms.

She had her “At-Home” day, of course. She displayed a card bowl on a
prominent table in the pleasant room overlooking the gardens which she
called her drawing room. She peppered the conversation with references
to dinners and receptions that she had been invited to.

We were never allowed to smoke in the drawing room, nor to bring in our
whisky. It was a modern drawing room, all white paint, cheap china, and
cushion frills. She had a standard lamp with an amazing amber shade.
She spent sixpence twice a week on cut flowers, and sold Gully’s old
clothes for palms. It was a very fair attempt at Maida Vale--Lucinda
and her drawing room.

Therefore it was a surprise to me when Gully came round one night and
said despondently:

“I wish you could help me with Lucinda. She’s going all to pieces.”

“Going to pieces!”

I thought of dressmakers’ bills, of the minor journalists who sometimes
dropped in to tea. Yet Lucinda was a safe woman. She was far too
respectable to run into debt or to compromise herself. Gully proceeded
to explain.

“You know she makes me walk in the Park every Sunday afternoon. She
wants to go in the morning when the fashionable frocks are about. But I
draw the line at that. We compromise with the afternoon--when there is
only the band and pretty shop girls I don’t so much mind. We were there
six weeks ago, and we stopped to listen to a Socialist spouter--one of
those rabid enthusiasts in a red tie. We had listened to them all--the
religious ones, the atheists, the philosophers. Sometimes you get good
copy out of fellows like that.

“I wouldn’t let her stand about long. Her chest is weak, and the
Wigans’ fancy-dress ball is coming on. It is to be a grand affair;
they’ve talked of it for months. Lucinda was to go as a--blest if I can
remember as what--but her bodice was to be the merest apology. You
can’t blame a fine woman for showing off her neck and arms. Old Wigan
is the proprietor of my paper, a very wealthy man, a very influential
one too. It is to my interest to keep in with him. It would never do
for us to snub him by keeping away. You’re never safe in journalism.
Get a post as editor, and begin to bound on your so many hundreds a
year. Phew! the paper changes hands or politics--where are you? Get
regular weekly features, make yourself an authority on some subject or
other. The public doesn’t want your subject--or you. Journalism is
rotten, I tell you, rotten. Only the absolutely unscrupulous, or the
totally ignorant, have the least chance. I know men in journalism who
are making five pounds a week and more by writing gutter stuff. And I
know clever men who barely scrape a hundred and fifty a year.

“Where was I? Oh! Lucinda. I know that her bronchial attacks last half
through the winter, so I pulled her away out of the crowd. It was a
bitterly cold day.

“We walked off. She drew up the collar of her coat. I said that it had
been foolish of us to stand about in the cold and risk bronchitis, with
the Wigans’ fancy-dress ball coming on.

“‘I don’t care a bit about the ball,’ she said. ‘I’m not going.’

“‘Not care! not going! But your dress? You’ve bought the silk. It cost
a pretty penny.’

“‘Brocade. Twelve and six a yard,’ she groaned.

“‘It seemed to me a little stiff. But so long as you are happy----’

“‘Happy! Did you hear what he said? It is dreadful.’

“‘Awful. The police ought to put a stop to----’

“It was Lucinda who stopped--on the edge of the Serpentine.

“‘Do you know what you are saying?’ she demanded.

“I didn’t like the contemptuous curl of her lip, and returned with some
pique:

“‘I know what _he_ was saying. Extravagant balderdash! I ought to know
something about politics. I take an interest in them--an intelligent
interest. I write about them. There’s my weekly letter to the Midland
daily, isn’t there? I vote Radical, I’m a Progressive. I’m for the
amelioration of--all sorts of things.’

“I wound up vaguely. You can’t talk sane, serious politics to your
wife; the true political woman has yet to be born.

“‘When we retire to the country in our ripe middle age,’ I went on, ‘I
shall take an active interest in local affairs. I shall become a member
of the parish council; shall look after rights of way and be down on
barbed wire. I’ve my own ideas on the game laws--we shall never have
enough money to preserve--and lots of things. I won’t dilate on them.
You wouldn’t understand.’

“It was getting dusk. In the distance the crowd--all the little
crowds--were melting away. A soldier sat with a girl on a seat. His red
coat was warm against the shadows.

“‘There!’ broke out Lucinda passionately, before we were out of
hearing. ‘Did you see those two on the seat?’

“‘I did. I thought, so far as I could judge, you know, that they looked
uncommonly happy.’

“‘Happy! a soldier! a servant girl! What have they done? Surely you, as
a practical politician, can tell me. Why should they be born to such a
life? I ask you. No gleam of brightness to lighten the impenetrable
gloo----’

“‘Come now. You are quoting the maniac in the red tie.’

“We got out of the Park and went along Oxford Street in silence until
we were near the Circus. Then Lucinda burst out suddenly:

“‘Two thousand acres of land----’

“‘If you are going to tackle the agricultural problem----’

“‘One third of the available capital----’

“‘Don’t start on statistics; nothing more treacherous.’

“‘How many families did he say lived in one room?’

“‘Wasn’t listening.’

“‘That is just it. People like you never do listen. People like you
content themselves with reading stupid, woolly, political speeches. For
my part, I always skip such things, and am thankful when Parliament
adjourns and they put something really interesting in the papers.’”

Gully stopped and knocked the ashes out of his pipe.

“From that day,” he said solemnly, when he had refilled and lighted up,
“she has given me no peace. She’ll compromise herself seriously--that’s
what I’m afraid of. She’s been making election rosettes. She actually
met a fellow by appointment in Broad Street. One of these Social
Democrats; she wants me to review his book, ‘The Fall of the
Capitalist.’ I put my foot down when it came to appointments--the
scoundrel!

“She’s always hurling Socialistic bricks at me. I’ve tried to convince
her of her errors with a pencil and a bit of paper. I worked out a sum
in proportion, with a landowner and a man with a patent who had a
certain amount of capital to start with. She said she didn’t care a fig
for my stupid landowner.

“I’m afflicted with a wife who has ideas of her own and means to live
up to them. It’s hard. I never counted on taking brains--of the
bran-new sort--when I took Lucinda. I object to a clever woman. I work
hard. I’ve got brains enough for both, and over. I ask for a pretty
face, a fresh frock, good cooking--that’s all. I can get the rest from
the papers, or I can drop in at the club.”

“Look here, old man,” I said soothingly, “get her on facts. Never use
pencil and paper to a woman--logic only irritates them. Make her live
up to her doctrines--she’ll be sick of them in a week.”

Women soon tire; all froth and no ballast. (I’m forgetting that you’re
a woman, but you like the complete story.)

He went away after I had given him a few tips. At the end of the week
he came back.

“Well?” I said optimistically, as he sat down and took out his pipe.

“I think she is a trifle better,” he admitted, in a half-hearted
way. “She won’t part with the servant; says she really hasn’t time
and strength enough for housework. But she admits that a servant is
inconsistent with her theories, and she looked quite happy when she
added that she really believed I was beginning to see things in the
right light. I’ve told her plainly that I’ll have no hypocrites in my
home. Silver--her aunt left her some--flowers, Worcester tea-things, I
wouldn’t stand. She murmured something about it being a duty with every
citizen to keep up the graces of life, but she yielded in the end. She
was crying a bit as she wrapped the silver--beautiful Georgian
stuff--away in chamois-leather bags.

“I said that a drawing room gave the very lie to her theories. She’s
turned the key of that room.

“The servant has given notice; of course she thinks the spoons are
pawned. Lucinda is upset. But I said cheerily that it was so nice to be
indifferent, to be supported by the consciousness of a worthy mission.
I said that simplicity was the great thing. I suggested that we should
sell the furniture--giving the proceeds to the Socialistic cause--and
go to a boarding house. They board you in Gower Street for twenty-five
shillings a week--with a reduction, no doubt, on married couples. I
said that she would then be quite free from housekeeping and would be
able to throw more soul into her political work. You should have seen
her face! I think she’s beginning to be sorry that she converted me.
Converts always go too far.

“But she’s not cured,” he concluded solemnly. “She went off this
morning to Brentford, where some member of her party has his committee
room.”

“Perhaps we had better play our trump card,” I said. “What time will
she be back?”

“About nine.”

“Very well. I’ll look round with Smithers and Arnold. It’s a job that
Jimmy would enjoy, but he’s so lantern-jawed she’d know him at once.”

At nine Gully, Smithers, Arnold, and I were in Lucinda’s drawing room,
smoking very strong tobacco and drinking hot gin and water; it gave me
heartburn for nearly a week. But it made a good steam and fume; effect
was what we wanted. We all four looked--well, rough. A bristly chin and
no collar alters a man immensely. As luck would have it, neither
Smithers nor I had shaved that morning; nor the morning before, in my
case. Arnold wore a false beard.

Why do absconding criminals take the trouble to disguise
themselves--decent, middle-class criminals who are accustomed to razors
and clean linen? A bristly chin and a neck without a collar would do
the whole business, without trouble or expense. If, added to that, the
criminal gets his “portrait” in the paper, he’s safe.

My feet were on the sofa. The gin bottle and a jug of beer stood on
Lucinda’s pet polished table. Arnold was gently scraping his boots on
the copper scuttle, and Smithers had his head well into the white
curtains. The rugs were kicked up; there were spent matches all over
the floor. It was an education to see how by a few well-thought-out
touches we had wrecked the room.

Lucinda was pretty punctual. She stood on the threshold for one second
before she fled. I looked round. There was blank tragedy on her face.
Gully got up, appearing a little guilty. He went out to her. Judging by
the direction of their voices he found her in the lobby, with her face
buried in his overcoat. She was crying. We three in the untidy room,
thick with smoke and stale with spirit, heard her say in a muffled way:

“This is too much. You’ve taken away the--s--silver--all the decencies
of life. You talk to me of a cheap boarding house. I’ll never consent
to it; I’d rather die or go back to papa. And you’ve brought those
wretches into my drawing room.”

“But we agreed, darling, that it wasn’t to be a drawing room any
longer. We said that we’d devote it to the people. Your own idea was a
laundresses’ weekly tea, and----”

“You look disreputable. You look like--a--brigand. No collar--that tie.
I never was so miserable. I never would have married you if----”

“My dearest, you wouldn’t have me wound the susceptibilities of those
worthy fellows----”

“And one with his hateful great feet on the embroidered cushion my
cousin Ethel sent from India, and another----”

“Lucinda, you surprise me. I thought you’d be so pleased. I arranged it
as a delicate attention--a pleasant surprise party. Sons of toil, dear,
all of them, and----”

“Dirty brutes! I hate the whole thing. I’m tired to death.” We heard
her stamp her feet viciously on the oil-cloth. “The election is all
going to pieces. Let it! _I_ don’t care. Just look at my new skirt--all
mud and torn to ribbons. You never saw such a filthy place, such a set
of roughs! I couldn’t even get a decent cup of tea. And--and--I went
into the wrong committee room, and the man--the other man--laughed, the
idiot! I wish I’d---- Oh, Tom! I never thought you could be so cruel,
so unmanly. Do be yourself again. I can’t think what has come over you.
It has worried me dreadfully. Let us be comfortable again. Send those
monsters away.”

Gully said impressively:

“Will you go to the Wigans’ ball? I’ve got my way to make in the world.
Wigan’s wife is--well, you know her. Decent old charwoman; got sense
enough to hold her tongue. Wigan is sensitive on that point. If we snub
his wife it may be bad for me.”

“Will I go? What a question! Of course I will.”

“And committee rooms and mass-meetings and particularly that Socialist
cad----”

“Don’t mention him. I’m sick, I tell you--sick, sick. He hardly spoke a
civil word to me--after the way I’ve slaved. Go and send those men
away, if you love me.”

“You don’t think a little friendly supper----”

“I won’t hear of it.”

We heard--well, we heard him kiss her--and then we heard her whisk away
into the bedroom to bathe her eyes, and Gully came in with a wide grin
to dismiss us. As we went through the passage we heard the vigorous
splash of water in the basin.

Gully let us out. We went down the stone stairs, with stealthy
handshakes and smothered chuckles, leaving him alone with Lucinda, and
master once more.




BEYOND THE GRAY GATE.


POOR Nat Chaytor had this set once. It is very inconvenient--just two
rooms and a nest of cupboards called a kitchen. You never saw such
cupboards, such idiotic waste of space! Probably not. Every set is
different. The old fellows who designed the place were freakish. It is
small and inconvenient, but the best I can afford. I’m three quarters
in arrears with the rent, as it is. Some day I shall have to shoot the
moon and get the boys in the other sets to help me do it. We all hang
together in adversity.

When Chaytor took it he was a clerk in the City at one hundred and
eighty pounds a year. On one hundred and eighty pounds a year he
married Minnie, who was the lady typewriting clerk in the same office.
They lived here--just for a bit, as he always explained--until their
ship came home. He was a most hopeful fellow. They pegged on
pretty comfortably for a time. Minnie smartened up the rooms--that
plush bracket on the wall above your head was hers. She turned up her
nose pretty considerably at other ladies in the Inn. She routed
Chaytor’s laundress. The poor old soul came and poured out her woes to
me. She had everything her own way so long as Chaytor was a bachelor. I
remember that he came home from the City one day in his lunch
hour--which he usually stretched into two--and found her asleep on his
bed. She had not even troubled to take off her battered black bonnet or
the sacking apron whose narrow string kept her together at the waist.
But Minnie, as she rather snappishly said, was not going to “put up
with such ways. She would rather do the work herself.” So Mrs. Percival
got a week’s notice.

“I’ve done for dozens of gentlemen in the Inn, as you knows, sir,” she
said pathetically to me; “and then to be sacked by a hussy like her.
An’ me the widow of a solicitor myself, and a lady by birth.”

Things went on well enough with the Chaytors for a few months. We did
not see much of Nat; Minnie had a freezing, fine-lady manner with
old bachelor friends, and liked her husband to go to bed when she
did--punctually at eleven. Things went on well enough until he got
discharged from his berth in the City. It was the usual story--business
bad, reducing the staff, and so on. But I rather fancy that Nat’s easy
hours had something to do with it. He always turned up half an hour
late in the morning, took two hours for his lunch, another hour for
afternoon tea, and went off at six every night, very often leaving the
members of the firm at their desks. He had that fierce, sick hatred of
City life which so many fellows have--nearly all the fellows who are
good for anything. The dozens that I have seen chuck the accursed City!
Some of these go up and some go under. But whichever way it is, they
live--or die--free men.

He lost his berth. He was rather relieved than otherwise. He had been
expecting it for a long time. A City clerk’s is a grim calling. He is
never safe, and he knows that once out of a situation the chances are
ten to one against his getting another. It is like losing your footing
in a crowd--there is small chance of getting up again. Orion knew
that; it egged him on to murder the old woman in Great Ormond Street.

No doubt Nat had a hot time with Minnie when he told her the news. She
was one of those small, sharp-featured, rasping-voiced girls, with an
ineffaceable sneer on her lips. Her creed was getting on in the world.
She had been hoping that Nat would have a rise--two hundred a year, so
that they might have a house all to themselves in the suburbs, and a
little maidservant with a cap and apron. She said that the Inn wasn’t a
fit place for a respectable young woman, and very likely she was right.

But Chaytor, as usual, put a good face on the affair. I think he was
genuinely glad. The City fogs hurt his chest, he said; and was a man a
slave or a schoolboy, that he should mount the same confounded office
stool every morning, year in and year out!

“They only give us a fortnight’s holiday,” he added, “and then it is
always wet. Find me the City clerk who has ever had a fine fortnight
for his annual holiday!”

Minnie cried out savagely, “Stuff and nonsense!”

She asked him where he expected to find thirty-five pounds a year rent
and a pound a week housekeeping, to say nothing of extras such as
clothes.

“Easily enough,” Chaytor cried airily. “I’m going in for journalism.”

And then it began--the long, heart-breaking struggle--with a shrew at
his elbow thrown in. He used to sit at the window and wait for the last
post every evening. He watched the postman cross the square and fumble
at his bag.

“That article is sure to be accepted,” he would call into the room to
Minnie. “Here is the check coming upstairs. We’ll go down to your home
for a little holiday.”

But the check never came. It was always a long envelope addressed in
his own handwriting and containing his “copy” and the diabolically
polite regrets of the editor. Poor old Chaytor!

Minnie carefully cleaned and oiled her typewriter and put an
advertisement in a literary paper for copying work--quoting a penny
a thousand less than the other advertisers.

The quick clinkety-clank of the typewriter tortured Chaytor; he hated
machinery. He said mournfully that the world was rapidly becoming
machine-made. Of course Minnie asked acidly, “where would he be if it
were not for machines?”

Sometimes he got ten shillings, once a guinea, for an article, but it
was the copying work that kept them. I remember the day when he got the
guinea. He went out and spent two shillings on a plant in a pot for
Minnie. You should have seen the look on her face when he presented it!
I happened to be there. She went on clanking furiously, just spitting
out through the din of her keys:

“The baker came while you were out. I had to shut the oak and keep as
still as a mouse. We owe _him_ ten shillings. I don’t know where you
think it is coming from.”

I suppose she was right, but one couldn’t help being sorry for Chaytor.
He wasn’t really fit for this work-a-day world. I often had a queer
feeling that he did not mean to stop in it long.

One morning in early April he burst out laughing. He was sitting at a
table near the window polishing up one of his articles, and Minnie was
typing at another table in the middle of the room.

“What is the matter?” she asked sharply.

He looked at her across the machine in a dazed way.

“Oh, nothing!” he muttered, confused by her clear, business-like
glance. “I was only wondering why I am here--that’s all. It seemed
odd.”

“I wish you were not here,” she returned practically. “Go and hunt
round for a berth! There must be plenty. Why, if you began at £80 it
would be better than nothing.”

Then she got up, saying it was time to get something for dinner. She
came in with her hat and cape on to ask what he would like. The
shabbiness of that hat and cape struck his heart, although he had not
quite got rid of the dazed, unreal feeling which had come over him so
suddenly. He noticed too, that Minnie’s cheeks, so pink once, had
deepened to mottled purple, that her shallow eyes were hard and her
cheek-bones sharp. He worried himself by wondering where her old self
had gone. The girl he had courted under City gas lamps had left him and
put a shrewish woman in her place. But she must have gone somewhere,
that delicately tinted, coquettish girl. What became of cast-off selves?

“Well?” she said crisply, investigating the contents of her purse.

“Chops?”

“At thirteen pence a pound! No, thank you. A bit of beefsteak and a
spring cabbage. I shan’t be long. I shall just run down Red Lion
Street.”

She whisked off with her worn purse and her string bag. Chaytor began
to dream of the country, which he knew very well, although he had never
been more than ten miles from London since his childhood. But Minnie
was a Somersetshire girl. She was always scattering careless word
pictures. He knew just when you might find the first primroses, in
sheltered spots, what cherry blossom was like, how they carted home
hay. He knew the earliest date for the cuckoo, and how persistently the
wryneck called through April and May; knew that the first notes of the
nightingales were unsteady, that ladies’ smocks and king-cups only grew
in damp spots.

He laughed. He felt that the country was his own rich inheritance. It
really was ridiculous! A grim, rare, ripe joke that he--with such a
kingdom of earth and sky--should be going through this farce. Why was
he here? Why had he come? Why was he strangling himself slowly with
thick London smoke? Why was he driving himself half mad to make both
ends meet, to turn off articles suited to the popular taste--the
debased popular taste which he scorned! It was queer. He laughed again.

Then he thought he would go out. Minnie would be annoyed when he came
home and said that he had only been for a walk and not for a berth; but
when you are playing at life, just masquerading, a woman’s anger does
not matter very much. He went across the square. I saw him go. It was
such a spring-like morning--in the Inn--that I almost called out of the
window to say that I would come too. Instead of that, I watched him
from behind the curtain and noticed, for the first time, how slowly
he went, how hunched his shoulders were.

He went across to the Holborn Town Hall, where the trams start. He went
by one to Stamford Hill and got down and went crawling along a row of
new houses. They were villas of the sort that Minnie had been ambitious
for when there was some chance of his screw being raised to two hundred
pounds. They were semi-detached; between each pair was a narrow
passage, convenient for the carting of coal and refuse. He stopped at
one of these shoots; the passage was barred by a gate, an unpainted
gate of gray oak.

He pushed it open, shut it softly, gave a last look back, and then went
down the narrow entry. New walls of cheap brick rose on each side; the
April wind hooted softly after him. At the end of the passage was
another gate, which he went through. Beyond it was open common.

There had been rain. He saw stretches of dim brown and bleached yellow,
broken here and there by the bright mustard tint of fully blown broom
and patched with little pools on which the sun shone, turning them
into irregular plates of turquoise. There was a tethered goat with a
little kid by her side. Haughty geese, with their newly hatched
families behind them, strutted proudly. There were ever so many young
things; humpy, clumsy calves, ducklings trying to swim in the pools
with all the dignity and address of their elders; a colt, set on long,
stick-like, squarely placed legs--like a toy wooden horse--and with a
funny tail like a hearth brush. Chaytor laughed heartily with
recollection of this colt when he was telling us his experiences.

The heather sprang up after his feet had crushed it. Everything was
whole and sweet. He sniffed at a delicious, intangible smell. He sat
down, the ground yielded to his body like a pillow. He gave his aching
lungs, clogged with so many years of smoke and fog, their fill. There
was no house in sight, no, not one. No chimney speared the sky. The
sky! He looked up, and the blue and yellow blinded him. He looked down
and saw only wide clean common, patched by broom and gorse, spread with
withered heather. A bird flew up singing, as if its throat would burst.
Across the common came a jerky, regular call. Something tight came up
in his neck and his eyes grew hot and dry. He had heard the lark. He
had heard the cuckoo. He had ceased to masquerade, to play the fool. He
had come to his own. He jumped up with a tremendous feeling of strength
and exhilaration and went on. He swung his shoulders with a grand free
swing. He looked about him, intently, critically, as a man looks at his
inheritance.

The common seemed to be garnering itself and the face of the country
was changing. He was approaching a pastoral district. He crossed a
bridge; on one side was an iron railing, on the other a low coping of
stone. He climbed over a stile. It had easy steps and a broad top--a
good stile to linger on. It led into a little copse; merely a copse
fringed with hazel, with a thick carpet of rotting leaves, with
primroses and oxlips holding up their starry heads, with bluebells
making a powdery haze.

There were lovers in the copse. They stared at him furtively, then
scuttled into the shadow like timid birds. But he saw both the man and
the girl grin sheepishly.

Beyond the copse was luscious, elastic pasture land. He went lightly
along, noticing everything with microscopic fidelity. Women in the
distance were bent double as they rooted out the flaming charlock from
a field of barley.

Presently he saw an empty cottage, with broken windows and dropping
roof of thatch. He wandered round it, looking in at rooms which were
low-pitched and floored with flagstones, and which had yawning hearths
for a wood fire. He stood in the orchard, where a red cow who had come
in through a gap in the hedge was munching rank grass. The apple trees,
with lichened, twisted trunks, were beginning to bloom. He walked round
each tree slowly, as if he were some ancient priest intent on sacred
rites. Then he wondered idly if there were any Quarranden apples.
Minnie’s mother, the Somersetshire wife, had sent her daughter up a
basket of those once. They were like Minnie’s own cheeks, and the red
tinge went faintly through. When you took a big, rough bite, you saw
pink bubbles of juice. It was like biting human flesh. He never forgot
that basket of apples. Their arrival set a white stone in his life.
They brought him into actual touch with his kingdom.

After a while he came out on a dusty road. Two boys, tow-headed and in
picturesque rags, were looking after two lean cows who grazed by the
waste. These children grinned at him broadly, as the lovers in the
copse had done--though, like the lovers, they made no sound. It was a
very silent world, except for the sing and cry of birds and animals.
The boys grinned, evidently finding him much more diverting than
the scarecrow three fields off, which was hanging its limp head and
waving its fantastic arms. Chaytor felt uncomfortable; he was always a
sensitive chap.

“They are laughing at my top hat and black coat,” he said to himself.
“One ought to have a tweed suit for the country. That article on ‘Why
Wear a White Shirt?’ is certainly in the popular style and will be
taken. I’ll turn off two or three more in the same vein and then get
some tweeds. Minnie and I can come here often. It won’t cost much. We
can always run to the tram fare.”

The country echoed with weak bleats; it was the month when young
lambs are dropped. He went on. The sky kept changing. Sometimes it was
reminiscent of towns. He dreaded to see some foul gust of smoke break
over the misty hills which belted him. Then it was dappled, then clear
blue. It sloped to the horizon in streaks, as if swept by a
broad-lipped brush. The earth changed too; it was green, purple,
spice-colored, or hot red. Clumps of elms rose here and there, usually
marking a homestead. Their black branches waved like the straggling
feathers in Minnie’s Sunday hat. There was no sound--but the sound of
the cuckoo and of sheep. He seemed to actually hear the silence. He was
away from machines at last; not even the shriek of a railway engine
disturbed him. He was away from the clack of praiseworthy Minnie’s
typewriter. He let it flood his ears--this stillness. These were the
restful, silent moments he had often longed for. Everything was
stationary. There was no fierce struggle to get on, to grab more than
your neighbor.

He drank in all the wonder of the hedgerows; the tight, shy fronds
of the male fern--all the marvelous secrecy of the curved bank. He
saw primroses, the dapple of pale lilac where milkmaid bloomed.
Dandelions, like dropped guineas, rose from the grass.

He came to another house, and stared at the long wasteful slope of the
red roof, at narrow windows lurking under heavy eaves, at the tracery
of oak beams across greenish-white plaster walls. A tremendous pear
tree just in bloom shaded the house door. A patch of kitchen garden had
been turned up roughly in autumn; there were black heaps of manure, the
size and shape of haycocks, on the ridged earth. Clothes hung on a
line--dim colors, patched garments of outlandish shape. The bloom of
the pear tree was falling; it was gray on the stone path.

A young woman came out to the gate and stared at him curiously. He
asked her for a drink of water. She led the way into the dairy, never
saying a word. He thought the silence of country people very strange.
He had become accustomed to the restless loquacity of the eager
Cockney.

She was a fresh-faced young woman and seemed fragrant, just as
everything else was. A robust woman! Her arms beneath her rolled-up
sleeves were quite brawny--rosy, round arms, dented at the elbows and
a deeper red. He watched her dip the milk. The dairy was cool; he
thought of a sweet, intensely still grave. There were shallow bowls
full of cream. There was a slab of slate on which was butter in firm
pounds, all marked with the same mark. She gave him the milk and shook
her head when he offered to pay. Their hands touched round the mug,
which was striped blue and white. Hers was strong and dry and very cold.

When he went away he looked back once. She was at the gate, watching
him with a slow, speculative glance in which he fancied he detected a
touch of fear. He took away a vivid impression of her. She was a
ruddy-faced young woman in a lilac cotton gown. It was short-waisted,
and her linen apron was tied very high, almost under her arms. She
seemed oddly shaped--a creature with a minimum of body; all curly head,
round, big bust, and long limbs.

       *       *       *       *       *

He sidled out at the oak gate stealthily. He was so afraid that he
would be seen, that someone else would find that walk; someone tainted
with the horrible modern idea of Progress; someone who would build and
bring machinery. He took the first tram home. The people who also rode
on it had never seemed more cadaverous, more fusty. They exhaled an
odor of wardrobe shops.

I met him in the square almost at his own doorway. The deep hollows in
his face were filled with red. His long hands were quivering with
excitement.

“Come up to my rooms,” he said hastily. “I’ve something to tell you,
I’ve had a most wonderful experience.”

We went up. He opened the door with his key. Minnie was cooking the
dinner, her bit of beefsteak fizzled and sputtered savagely in the pan.
Her pretty little pinched face was like a thundercloud.

“Never mind the dinner,” Chaytor said, going up to the fire and kissing
her effusively. “My darling! I’ve had such a find. We might go and live
there; rent would be next to nothing. My articles would keep the pot
boiling. I should insist on your selling your typewriter--no cursed
machinery there! I should have to be careful going in and out of the
gray gate--that is all. If anyone else spotted it we should be ruined.”

He sat down in the first chair, panting a little. Minnie said
impatiently:

“What on earth does he mean?”

She dished up her steak and pressed me none too graciously to have some
with them. So we three sat round the little table, and Chaytor told us
all he had seen. He told it so vividly--I have repeated it to you
almost word for word--that he really flung a glamour over this mean
little London room. He sat just there, with his back to the cupboard
where they kept their bundles of wood--where I still keep mine. Poor
Chaytor! The smell of the country seemed to blow over us all. Even
Minnie grew faintly excited.

“But it is impossible,” she said. “Why, I know Stamford Hill; an aunt
of mine lived there once. She had a house standing in its own grounds.”
She glanced at me to see if this fact impressed me. “But there is no
country there. I’m certain of it. I used to spend my Sundays with Aunt
Jane. The last old house was pulled down years ago. Six streets of
villas stand on the site. I’ve seen them.”

But Chaytor babbled on of his lilac woman.

“It’s all nonsense,” Minnie said more clinchingly. “You dreamt it--I
believe you’re asleep more than half your time. And even if you weren’t
asleep, everyone knows that consumptives have queer fancies. It’s no
good wriggling on your chair like that when you know very well that the
doctor told you ever so long ago that you had only one lung.”

“It was real,” he insisted, flinching a little at her candor. “So real
that I seemed to have been there before.”

“I know,” I said soothingly. “We all have that feeling sometimes.
Bloater paste serves me like that; makes me think of a red-haired
fellow in a punt. These things are odd. Murphy used to feel the same
over ripe plums--only _his_ was an empty barn and a thunderstorm.”

I’ve always tried hard to be practical, you know. I’m convinced that
money is the secret of all happiness--though I’ve never had the
peculiar quality that makes it. For once I thought that I’d be
business-like.

“If you should be right,” I said to Chaytor, “there is a fortune in it.
I think I know a man who would finance us. By what you say the land is
ripe for development; we could cut it up into estates--plant shrubs and
rows of horse chestnuts--you know the sort of thing. We’d call it the
Marlowe estate, after the Inn.”

Chaytor flinched; then he said with a droll smile:

“If I thought you meant that I would cut my throat rather than take you
there. But you never were a money-grubber, old fellow. Come and see for
yourself. Everything will be as I have told you--the bridge, the empty
house, the little wood. And the woman at the dairy--we’ll get her to
give us some milk.”

Minnie was staring at him with round, cold eyes. Her elbows were on the
table.

He touched her hand.

“Come on,” he said tenderly.

She got up, looked at her machine, hesitated, and then said, “It’s a
fine afternoon and a blow will do me good. I’ve finished that MS. We
may as well.”

She put on her best blouse and a pair of new gloves. It was a beautiful
afternoon, and we were all gay as we trundled along on the roof of the
tram.

Chaytor led us to the row of semi-detached villas. Minnie eyed them
admiringly.

“That is the sort of house I should like,” she said with a sigh. “There
is every convenience.”

Chaytor was going along very slowly, looking intently at the mouth of
every passage. He went to the very end of the row. We followed, feeling
half excited and half foolish. I said with sudden suspicion to Minnie:

“It isn’t the first of April, is it?”

She returned with dangerous brevity:

“No. The sixth.”

She was eying Chaytor with a look that boded a row. He suddenly wheeled
round sharply; even she was startled, I think, by the change in his
face--it was gray, like the gate of which he talked.

“It isn’t here,” he said in a quavering voice. “It’s gone--the gray
gate. Gone!”

He looked at us with panic-stricken eyes. Then he started eagerly back,
peering into every passage. When he reached the last he turned again.

“It’s gone,” he repeated. “Oh, my God! it’s gone. I’ve lost it!”

He let his head drop, and leaned helplessly against the railings of the
next house. Minnie glanced at me eloquently, raising her nose and brows
and shoulders.

“Let’s get him home,” she said in an agony for appearances. “There is a
tram at the corner. Hurry up. Don’t be such a fool, Nat. I never was so
ashamed in my life. There was nothing--I never expected there would be.
Just see how that woman across the way is staring. Well she may! I knew
there would not be anything. How could there be? You can see the
back-garden palings and the dust hole at the end of every one.”

We had reached the tram. She bundled Chaytor up the steps and followed
him, not seeming to care whether I came or not.

He was never the same afterward. He never wrote an article. He talked
of nothing but the gray gate. He used to beg Minnie piteously for his
tram fare. Sometimes she gave the coppers just to be rid of him.

“He’s going ‘dotty,’” she said fiercely to me, beating the inanimate
type with her quick fingers.

Sometimes he would wake up in the morning and sing as he
dressed--putting on his clothes with feverish, jerking hands, she used
to come and tell me. He said he had made a mistake in the row--those
cursed villas were so much alike. Would she come too? He was sure of
finding it this time. He wouldn’t bother her for any more tram fares.
He was very sorry.

When he walked he used to put out his hand like a blind man and grope
with his long fingers--as if he hoped to feel something that he was not
permitted to see. He was feeling for wood--for the gray gate. I met him
once and took his arm and carried him off to have a drink.

He said to me quite seriously, as we stood at the bar:

“These bricks are killing me. Why the devil can’t people keep still?
It is nothing but pulling down houses and putting up taller ones all
over Bloomsbury. I tell you frankly, old fellow, I can’t breathe. My
throat burns--as if they were stuffing their lime down it. Every
scaffold pole knocks at my heart. It’s killing me. You haven’t any
coppers about you, I suppose? The tram fare isn’t much. I could get
down to Stamford Hill and back again before dusk.”

One night I saw Minnie run bareheaded across the square toward my door.
I had the second floor at No. 7 in those days. She looked a little wild
and frightened, but she was self-possessed enough to throw a look of
stone at Sophia Dominy, who was going toward Kinsman’s set.

Presently I heard her on my stairs and went out.

“Come over to Nat,” she panted. “I think he is dying. The doctor told
me that bit of lung he had would last for years, but it isn’t going
to.”

He was lying in the bed. It stood under the window then. Near to his
hand was a pile of those hateful long envelopes. The editorial regrets
that had helped to break his heart peeped out from the open ends.

“I’ve been looking over some of these things,” he panted, touching the
articles and smiling at me in the old droll, half-scornful way. “Some
of them were bad and vulgar enough--Heaven knows. Yet they did not get
accepted. ‘Does Cold Mutton Cause Gumboil?’--I thought that would be
sure to go. ‘The Woman with the White Shoe Strings’--it is a most
sensational detective story--and yet, one after the other, they threw
my stuff back at me. I’ve written the title pages afresh ever so many
times, so that the MS. should not look as if it had been hawked about.”

It was a very hot July night, the windows were open top and bottom.
Jimmy, across the way, was singing the latest song from the “halls” in
his feeble voice.

Poor Nat was quiet for a little. Then he turned his head suddenly and
looked at Minnie. I’ve seen him look like that at her when they were
courting. No doubt she remembered, for she bent down and softly shook
up his pillows.

“It’s no good your going for the doctor,” she whispered huskily back in
answer to my question. “He was here this morning. He told me he could
do nothing. I can’t afford to throw away money for nothing, can I?”

There were tears in her eyes, like shining splinters of glass. We heard
footsteps on the pavement below, and men’s voices came up to the open
window. The fellows had come home from the City. Nat did not seem to
hear; he was devouring Minnie’s face line by line, looking at her in a
dazed, silly way.

“It is good of you to come,” he said at last, very simply and
gratefully. “How did you find it? So few people--country people, you
know--have heard of the Inn. It must seem a noisy, dirty place to
you--there are blacks all down your nice white apron. But we won’t
stay. You will show me the way back. It was very curious about that
gate.”

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Minnie looked very well in widows’ weeds--those fair, neat little women
generally do. I always tried very hard to like Minnie. I admired her
practical spirit. Practicality means money, and money means ease.
She came knocking at my door three days after the funeral, and said
beseechingly:

“Come down with me on the tram to Stamford Hill.”

We went. The trams were crowded, it was Saturday afternoon. We walked
slowly along the row of villas in the blazing sun--the row where Nat
had sworn he found the gray gate.

“Poor old chap,” I said. “He wasn’t fit for this world. But what a gold
mine there would have been in it!”

“It was at this house he seemed to stop most,” she said. “I remember
the India-rubber plant in the front window.”

We stopped. There was an old, palsied sort of fellow tidying up the
rockery. I spoke to him--don’t know why.

“I suppose you remember this neighborhood before it was built on?”

“When it was a one-eyed country place,” elaborated Minnie.

He straightened his body on his spade, and looked at us, cunningly,
like old people often do. An eager light came into his bleared eyes. It
seemed to me the light of youth breaking uncannily through the crust of
seventy years. He remembered--sure he did. He became suddenly
voluble--talking more to himself than to us.

“It’s a good many year since this ’ere part was open country. Ah! there
was a gate on the common--hereabouts, as near as I can mind. A bit on
was a bridge, stone one side and iron t’other. A man had to keep a
sharp lookout if he come home full o’ liquor nights. The rail runs
there now--they built a new ’un. There was a copse--Shannonses copse, I
think they called it, but my memory aint what it was. You went over a
stile. That was a rare place for coortin’”--he grinned, showing a
toothless cavern, and he spluttered with merry memories as he rocked on
the spade.

“There was a cottage near by--my father had it. I jest call to mind
_his_ father plantin’ the orchard--a very old man as couldn’t expect to
see the fruit. A fine orchard it wur--Blenum orringe trees and Tom
Spuds and all sorts. Dickson’s tannery stands there now. If you went
on, through the fields and across the road, you come to Hillyar’s
farm--that’s Stern & Carson’s brewery. Hillyar’s pears was wonderful
for keepin’. I mind Loo Hillyar--sich arms;” he leered at Minnie, whose
face was chalky under her black bonnet. “You don’t see young women like
that these times. Sich a hand at butter-making. It must be fifty--forty
year ago or more since me an’ her drove geese over the common. It
couldn’t ha’ been so fur from where we stands, neither. Here, as you
may say, or thereabouts--but the face of the earth do change so.”

He spat on his hands and bent his back to the weary task of tidying the
melancholy mound of clinkers and starved ferns. I gave him sixpence and
I gave Minnie my arm. She clutched it wildly. There was a shadow on her
pretty, common face--the shadow of the unexplainable.

What did it mean? I don’t pretend to say. Odd, wasn’t it? But then the
world is odd. We just skim it and fancy we have proved all.

Minnie? She went back to a City office as typist, and she married the
principal in less than a year. She was always the sort of girl to do
well for herself--her marriage with Chaytor was an aberration. She
lives in a very swagger house at East Croydon, wears rather loud
dresses, and talks persistently of “my cook.”




THE SET AT SEVEN.


SHALL I tell you about the set at 7? It is quite a proper story. You
might call it dramatic. If poor Nat Chaytor were alive he would turn it
into one of his thrilling tales for the penny papers--and get it
rejected because it wasn’t probable. In popular tales you must be
probable, and you must be proper. You may cut as many throats and
embezzle as much money as you please--always remembering to do it in a
thoroughly respectable manner.

Orchard lived at 7--the left-hand set on the third floor. His was the
most extraordinary affair. Poor Jimmy died there. Orion had the
set--has it still, so they say. He comes back. We have a real, if
rather foolish, ghost in the Inn.

The man who took that set after the Great Ormond Street murder--his
name slips me, but he went down in the _Drummond Castle_--had
never seen Orion. I forget his name, but we’ll call him Drummond.

Pearson went to see him one night. He happened to be just going out; he
said he wouldn’t be more than half an hour, and he made Pearson
comfortable with some whisky and the current _Fortnightly._ When he
came back Pearson said, with annoyance, looking a little disgusted and
jerking his head toward the bedroom door:

“Didn’t know you were so intimate with Orion.”

“Orion! Never heard the name. Yet--let me see. He had these rooms. I
took them over with the furniture.”

“Never heard the name! Why, he’s in your bedroom at this moment. Walked
about very much as if he were at home. Came strolling in with his old
confounded jaunty air. I haven’t seen him for nearly three years, but
he hasn’t altered a bit. You must have left the outer door ajar, or
else he’s kept a key. That would be just one of Orion’s mean dodges. He
walked about with his hands in his trousers’ pockets, just as usual. I
didn’t speak; we had a row once. There was a bill; he wouldn’t pay
his share. And one night when I was a bit on I broke the glass of the
sideboard--threw a tumbler at it. He couldn’t stand that.

“Yet, why didn’t I speak? What made me keep so quiet? Why didn’t I ask
him what the devil he meant by prying about another man’s rooms?

“He went and tinkered with the ornaments, scowled at the dust, picked
up a match from the carpet--I could have sworn he picked it up, but
it’s there still, just near your foot--and then went into the bedroom.
He’s in there still. Confound it!” starting to his feet; “what was I
doing to let him go in like that?”

Drummond was looking very queer.

“Orion,” he said quietly, “has been dead six months. He murdered his
aunt and then jumped out of the window to evade the hangman. If you
hadn’t been abroad you would have heard of it. We’ll have a look round
the bedroom, if you like.”

Of course he wasn’t there. That is our ghost story. Several fellows
have seen him since--so they say.

Dick Simpson came after Drummond. He said he saw Orion lots of times,
and didn’t take the least notice. Rather resented sharing his rooms
with another man who didn’t pay a penny rent, and who hadn’t the tact
to make himself scarce when anybody dropped in--but that was all. Poor
Dick wasn’t nervous or imaginative. Orion used to come in, shake his
head at the dust, at torn leather paper on the walls and mangy ball
fringe at the mantelshelf, then go quietly through into the bedroom.
Dick told me the other day that he had just smashed the last of the
rose-colored gas globes. He had the bits in a bag and was going to
match it in the City. If he didn’t, Orion would be bound to look in
to-night; he was beginning to be a bit of a bore.

Simpson was an insurance clerk, most commonplace, most steady. He was
always having his top hat ironed, and recommending one to buy a pair of
trouser stretchers. He went to the theater every Saturday night, and
stopped in bed late on Sunday. He was quite content and prosperous on
his sixty-five shillings a week, yet, because he had the set at 7 on
the third floor, we all waited without saying anything, to him or to
each other, for something extraordinary to happen. In his case we
thought it might be just vulgar embezzlement--but you can never be
sure, it is always the most unlikely thing that happens to the tenant
of that third-floor set. When once it gets hold of a man it never lets
him go. It never gives him up. More often than not it hands him over to
the undertaker. And you know what happened to Dick.

There was a story of Bob and Barbara Piety. You’ll like that. If I were
writing the story, instead of just gossiping it to you in the dusk, I
should call it “The Play’s the Thing.” It is Hamlet--in an Inn of
Court.

       *       *       *       *       *

Bob Piety lived in the Inn as a bachelor. He married a nice girl--Miss
Martin--and took a villa at Norwood. A few months before he married he
lent Murphy twenty pounds. We all warned him; Murphy never paid, and
made a boast of never paying, but these Irishmen are wheedling, and Bob
was pretty flush just then. On this unlucky twenty pounds the whole
story hangs.

Barbara had babies very quickly; servants’ wages rose each time
she changed--and she was always changing. The beer barrel constantly
gave out, and it was generally quarter day. Bob had a good post, as
the City goes. But four hundred a year, though ample in the Inn, is
only a pittance at Norwood, with an extravagant, prolific wife, a
seventy-pound villa, and two maids, with a boy to clean the knives.

One morning, as Barbara was flicking at Bob’s coat with the clothes
brush before he went to the City, she asked him timidly for a new gown.

“It won’t cost five pounds,” she said, pulling his coat down at the
back. “You don’t like me to look shabby, dear, do you? And, Bob, while
I think of it, just leave me Maria’s wages. I’ve had to give her a
rise. You can’t get a really decent cook general for less than twenty
pounds a year. And we want some new linoleum for the nursery--I’d
better order it to----”

“I can’t really run to it all, Barbara”--he never called her Barbara
except in a crisis, and when they were first married it usually made
her cry. “There are the taxes, and I ought to have a new overcoat.
And there is Pillew’s bill for the whooping cough. The kids must do
without linoleum. Wear anything at the party--or we’ll stop at home.
I’m hanged if I know where all the things are coming from. Twenty
pounds for one girl--it’s preposterous.”

“Twenty pounds! Why, you lent some horrid bachelor that. It would pay
Maria for a year. Go and get it out of him.”

“It is a bad debt.”

“You must make him pay. Now do, Bob, dear. It breaks my heart to see
you worried.”

“I will make him,” Bob said after a minute’s pause, and added savagely,
his nerves racked by wife, babies, and bills, “I’ll get it out of him
by fair means or foul.”

Barbara cried out, before she kissed him and gave the final pull to his
coat at the back:

“How can you talk in that dreadful way? One would think you meant to
murder the man.”

At that moment Maria came out of the dining room with the breakfast
tray.

Well, in the evening Bob went to the Inn and found Murphy at home. He
asked him bluntly to pay back the twenty pounds, and Murphy said airily
that it was ridiculous--a joke on Bob’s part--he hadn’t twenty pence in
the world. This led to words. In the thick of the row there was a knock
at Murphy’s door and he left the room to open it. Piety heard the
murmur of voices--Murphy’s and another which he did not recognize. Then
he heard a movement like a sharp scuffle of feet on the boards, heard a
piercing cry and a heavy fall, and the quick, frightened patter of feet
on the stairs. That was all. When he rushed into the little passage
both of the outer doors were open, and Murphy was lying stone-dead just
inside the “set.” There was the handle of a queer-looking knife
sticking up from his waistcoat, and his blood had poured out in a great
dark pool in which the Syrian curtains that draped the archway of the
passage were dabbled.

Bob tried to raise the body. But the Irishman had been a burly fellow,
and he only succeeded in spattering himself with blood. We all heard
that fearful scream of poor Murphy’s; it even pierced the oak, for
Kinsman, who had been shut away in his rooms with Sophia Dominy, came
rushing upstairs, followed by the girl. I had the set opposite Murphy’s
on the second floor, so I was first on the spot.

Sophia gave a yell when she saw the dead man. Kinsman bade her pull
herself together, and in a minute or so she flew away down the stairs,
saying she would find a policeman. By this time the whole square was
roused. There were lights at most of the windows, sashes were flung up,
men ran out in their slippers and with their pipes still stuck in the
corner of their mouths, asking what was up. Kinsman and I ran down too.
Piety didn’t move. He might have got away easily, but he stood dazed,
staring at the heavy body of the dead Irishman; stood and stared
sluggishly, with the splashed blood drying on his face and hands, just
where it had spurted, and dropping heavily from his limp red cuff, the
corner of which was soaked. Of course, everybody said that he had
murdered Murphy in a fit of temper, because he couldn’t get his twenty
pounds back. I knew they had been rowing, heard their angry voices
across the passage when I went to my door to admit a visitor. It looked
bad for Bob. Yet I didn’t believe that he had done it. All the other
fellows pooh-poohed his lame explanation, and some said that Murphy,
who was a thorough bad lot, was well out of the way, and others, who
had known Mrs. Bob as Miss Martin, were full of sympathy for the poor
little woman.

It was a wet night. Warm rain fell straight from the sky to the square.
The light of each lamp above the hooded doors was reflected on the
pavements. The stair leading to the second floor at 7 was crowded--with
men in slippers and girls without any hats. One of the girls went into
hysterics. Another one propped her up against the wall and undid her
collar and called out shrilly for cold water and smelling salts. And
then, after what seemed an interminable time, Sophia brought a
policeman--he had been off the beat, of course--and Bob was arrested.

I went with him to the station, and after that I went down to Norwood
and broke the news to Barbara.

I never believe in those women who, when trouble comes, sit at home
and weep and wait and pray. They are fools, or callous. Your true woman
must be doing something. Barbara never shed a single tear. She didn’t
wring her hands or scream or faint. She only kept saying, with pitiful
monotony, that it was her wicked vanity and extravagance which had got
Bob in a mess, and that she meant to get him out of it.

She seemed to rise all at once out of villadom--that smug, narrow life
which ruins so many people. Villadom! It promulgates the hateful,
stultifying creed of “paying your way.” Barbara told me once that a
lady at Norwood refused to visit another lady because she hadn’t paid
her butcher’s bill. She threw off her shackles--the shackles of that
spick-and-span house, with the stiff white curtains at the windows, the
demure maidservants, and the noisy overflow of babies. She sent for
Mrs. Martin to keep house, then packed a little black box, kissed her
children with the air of a Spartan, and came away to the Inn with me.

With me! Why not? She had my set. I went and turned in with Hawkins.
He had a little den leading out of his bedroom, which he used as a
carpenter’s shop, and his laundress as a kitchen! It was very good of
me to do that for a comparative stranger! But she wasn’t. You
see--hadn’t I mentioned it?--Barbara was an old flame of mine. It was a
close running between me and Bob at one time. But I backed out. He had
four hundred pounds a year and I hadn’t a penny--that could be called
certain. Sometimes I make a haul and sometimes I starve. That would
have killed Barbara. She had always been educated to the necessity of a
certain income.

She came and settled in my rooms, so as to be near Bob. At Norwood she
might as well have been in Alaska--these suburbs are so beautifully
isolated. And then, as she confessed to me, she hoped to pick up
evidence. Of course she believed in her husband’s innocence. She went
farther than that; she was convinced that the murder was committed by
someone in the Inn--in the house--at 7.

I gave her a list of all the tenants. I tried to show her how
impossible it was. On the ground floor was Kinsman, who had been shut
up with Sophia. The set opposite was empty. The sets on the first
floor were rented as offices, and both principals and clerks had been
gone for hours at the time Murphy was stabbed. On the second floor,
Murphy had one set and I the other. On the third floor, one set was
empty and the other--the fatal set, although she knew nothing about
that--belonged to Stapley.

Stapley was a quiet young fellow. He was engaged to his cousin, spent
his Sundays with his widowed mother at Dulwich, and was reading hard
for a Civil Service appointment. As I pointed out to Barbara, Murphy
was murdered on Saturday night, and Stapley always left for Dulwich on
Saturday afternoon. I saw him come back myself at the usual time on
Monday morning. But she wouldn’t be convinced. She was certain that the
murderer was in the Inn, in the very house.

The Inn bore with her. Laundresses stared after her sympathetically as
she went up and down the old stairs, and called her to each other,
“Pore young thing.” The fellows, many of whom had met her as Miss
Martin, didn’t know how to show their sympathy. They brought her
flowers and new-laid eggs--anything. One brought a stray white kitten
that he’d found in a doorway. Arnold offered a pure-bred bull pup, and
was hurt when she refused it. Arnold was a great fancier. His book of
devotion was a bulky volume, “Druid on Dogs.”

The girls who spend a social evening or a Sunday at the Inn
occasionally talked of her with honest tears. They are good, kind,
hard-working souls, these gay little shop girls, as a rule. And I think
they felt it all the more because they could not do anything for her;
dare not even say how sorry they were. Between them and her was the
unbreakable barrier which stands breast-high between the women who
are--well, particular--and the women who are not.

She brought a faint air of repression and tragedy into the Inn, but no
one dreamed of resenting it. The careless, rather wild life we all lead
seemed suddenly hollow, feeble--wicked almost. Many a host said to a
noisy friend:

“Don’t make so much row, old man. You’ll frighten Mrs. Piety.”

She used to creep about at all hours; used to listen on the stairs,
peep into sets if a door happened to be open, watch men and girls in
and out with the air of a hungry cat. But everybody understood and
everybody sympathized. The little light-haired woman in black, with the
sad, inquisitive glances, became our Deity.

I went with her to every curio shop and marine store in Bloomsbury.
There are many. Some of the people who keep them are regular characters
in their way. We were trying to find out the history of the
dagger--that queer-handled weapon which had stuck out from dead
Murphy’s waistcoat. The police had it. They were making every inquiry
of course, but Barbara thought she could do better than they. As I
said, a true woman must do something--even if it is something foolish.
The little stuffy, foul courts of Holborn grew to know her and to pity
her. All the other women pointed after her furtively and said, as the
laundresses said, “Pore young thing.”

You don’t want me to go into the detective side of the affair. You can
well imagine the array of evidence against Bob; you can see the damning
importance of his row with Murphy, of the soaked red corner of his
cuffs, and the red-ocher splashes on his face and hands.

Barbara heard him committed for trial. She didn’t cry out or even
shudder. But her eyes grew more wide and somber than before.

That night I took her to the theater. Several fellows came to me quite
seriously and said:

“Do something to distract her. The poor woman’s going out of her mind.”

Hemming--he had been a friend of Jimmy’s, and was on a dramatic
paper--added:

“Take her to a music hall, make her dead-drunk--anything for a
distraction. The theater for a compromise. I can pass you into the
Adelphi. There is a splendid melodrama on there. Something exciting.”

I had expected opposition, but, queerly enough, she jumped at the idea.
She dressed herself very smartly; I think her face was rouged. She kept
laughing as we jolted to the Strand in a cab.

In the second act there was a row between two men, and one stabbed the
other to the heart. It was most unlucky. Barbara was staring up at the
dress circle. She turned to me suddenly, her cheeks and eyes blazing.
She got up and slipped on her cloak, pulling the hood well over her
head before she was out of doors. When I rose too she made a quick,
excited gesture, and whispered:

“Don’t follow. Whatever you do, don’t follow.”

I let her go out quietly alone. When I happened to look up at the dress
circle I saw a vacant seat.

When one man on the stage stabbed the other, Barbara naturally turned
her head away. She happened to look up at the dress circle, and her
eyes fixed on a family party in the front row. It was Stapley, the girl
he was engaged to, and her mother.

Barbara was struck by the look on his face. He seemed as much moved by
that murder on the stage as she was. He looked a guilty man, a
terrified man. His face was the face of a corpse; his eyes were the
eyes of a corpse--some corpse whose last impression had been one of
fearful horror.

Presently he rose, whispered a word or two to his companions, and went
away. At the same moment Barbara slipped up from her seat in the stalls.

She followed him out of the theater, along the brilliant whirl of the
Strand, through dirty little streets to Holborn, across the road, under
the gateway, and into the Inn. The square was quiet. The trees waved
troublously. There were peep-holes of bright light at men’s windows,
and once she heard a loud peal of laughter.

Stapley turned in at No. 7.

The policeman happened to be taking shelter in the doorway of No. 5. It
was a wet night. She stepped back and whispered to him before she crept
with a stealthy, springy step up the stairs. Stapley went on, past my
rooms, past Murphy’s, to the top floor. He put in his key and opened
the door of his set--the fatal set, which had been responsible for so
much; the set which had egged on Orion to murder, which had saddled
poor Orchard with such a horrid companion--I’ll tell you that some
other day--which had seen Jimmy die. He opened the door. There was a
bracket lamp on the wall immediately opposite. It was burning feebly,
and there was a dark circle on the wall paper behind it, where the oil
had sweated. Below the lamp was a little glass which Orion had gilded
with a sixpenny bottle of dye. Barbara was close behind Stapley--so
close that she could see her own face in the little glass slightly
behind his.

He stepped in. She leaned over the banisters and swiftly beckoned. She
heard the roar of the streets through the open window on the staircase,
and she heard the heavy tread of the policeman’s boots on the wood.
Then she glided after Stapley. Before he turned to shut the door she
was in the passage alone with him at the top of the big, quiet house,
with the policeman coming steadily up the stairs. Her eyes, when later
on she told me the scene, were the glowing, deadly eyes of a wild
beast. I suppose she must have looked at Stapley in the same
way--accusingly, fiercely, without a shimmer of mercy. No doubt she
thought of Bob waiting for his trial, of the quiet, narrow life at
Norwood which had satisfied her, and which she was in danger of losing.
She said crisply:

“A policeman is coming up to arrest you for the murder of Denis
Murphy.”

When she saw Stapley’s face she no longer had the least doubt of his
guilt.

The policeman came up, puffing a little, to the third flight, and
Stapley, taken utterly by surprise, not knowing how much had been found
out, never said a single word in defense, never resisted when he was
arrested. There wasn’t a tittle of evidence against him. It was a
woman’s instinct, only a woman’s instinct, that--hanged him? No; the
set spares its victims that. It gave Orion a hint to fling himself out
of the window. Only a woman’s instinct. If I had not taken her to that
melodrama, Bob Piety would have swung.

“The Play’s the Thing.” Now, wouldn’t that be a splendid title? If only
poor Nat had been alive!

Stapley was tried. He made a full confession. The jury, finding his
story much too fantastic, brought him in mad, and, so far as I know, he
is alive, at Broadmoor at this moment.

It came out in evidence, and on his own showing, that he had been
going queer for some time before he stabbed Murphy. He had been reading
very hard, and then, of course, those rooms got on his nerves. He
exaggerated trifles. For instance, he fixed a certain hour for his
laundress to turn up in the morning. He used to get up and wait for her
with his watch in his hand, dreading that she would be a minute late.
That morning arrival of hers became the one moment of his day. He could
think of very little else. Would she come in time to-morrow? Was it
worth his while to pay her if she wouldn’t be punctual, if she wasted
daily five minutes? Five minutes! Ten sometimes. How much did that
mount up to in a month? The woman was deliberately robbing him. He
would not stand it. One must draw the line somewhere. He used to
beseech her, bully her, raise her money, threaten to sack her. He
bribed her with old hats and trousers for her husband. If she would
only turn up to time, so that the one hour of the day--that hour of
nine--could take its place with the others, sink into comparative
insignificance like the rest!

He used to ask other fellows very earnestly--we all remembered it
afterward:

“What would you do if your laundress was always five minutes late in
the morning? I want practical advice. I don’t want to be hard on the
woman; but, then, no one likes to be imposed upon.”

Sometimes he would oversleep and she would slip in quietly with her key
and wake him by planking his boots down outside his bedroom door. On
those days he was more wretched than ever, because he had no means of
judging how late she had been.

He used to decide beforehand what dress the pretty cousin would wear
next time they met. He dared not influence her. But if she wore blue,
that meant damnation for him--this world and the next. But red was
bliss forever. He used to say to himself, “This is the very last time
I’ll play these mental pranks. To-day shall decide everything.”

And she would be on the platform waiting for his train, smiling and
radiant in a blue gown, and he would have to go over it all again.

The fang of some dread or other was always fastening in him. He was
full of all kinds of whimsical fancies--those whims which seem so
unimportant, so imbecile and contemptible to the level-minded, and
which are so tragic to the morbid. You understand the sort of thing;
avoiding the seams of paving stones, taking your fate from the chance
expression of the first strange face you meet when you go out of
doors, from the color of a horse, the chime of a clock, street
cries--anything.

He was very candid when he stood on his trial for his life; he poured
out all his troubles, piteously magnifying trifles, blaming the
laundress, the blue dress, the clock in the square, the cab outside,
for his misfortune. The prison doctor and another examined him. Of
course they said he was mad. He may have been. Yet, if he had taken
some other set, he would have been as sane as you are to-day.

On the Saturday that he killed Murphy he had delayed going to Dulwich
by the usual early afternoon train. He was afraid for one thing--afraid
of the poor little cousin’s frock. He kept putting it off--the
time-table spread out in front of him--from one half-hour to the other.
And then, as the afternoon went on, a new terror presented itself.
The Inn began to fill up and grow gay with fellows home early from
their offices, and smart shop girls, light-hearted with the weekly
half-holiday. He could see them all at the open windows--men in
lounging coats and women in cambric bodices.

Pretty faces peeped over flower boxes and round idly flapping curtains.
He was afraid to cross the square. Directly the girls saw him they
would lean over the window ledges, make funny grimaces, and cough.
There would be a perfect chorus of short, dry, mocking coughs. He had a
little nervous trick of clearing his throat, and the girls, who were
full of chaff, and not over-fond of him because he was so grave and
proper, always mimicked him and called him Splutters. They have a
nickname for most of the men, but no one but Stapley ever took any
notice.

He was afraid to run along that line of little coughs and bantering
cries of “Splutters! Splutters!” He looked at one girl immediately
opposite, a girl with very fluffy hair and a flashing steel buckle at
her waist, and said tragically:

“If that girl coughs and calls out ‘Splutters,’ I may as well go and
hang myself. I shan’t have any luck. It will be all up with me.”

So for fear that she would, he waited until dusk, when he thought he
would be able to glide out of the Inn unobserved.

While he waited he noticed that there was something unusual about the
paneling of the wall--something that he had never observed before. It
was near the window, at a part where Orion’s leather paper had peeled
off. There was a slight but unmistakable difference in the molding. The
possibility of a secret cupboard in the wall at once occurred to him.
At the same moment he seized it feverishly as an omen, a thing that
might make a free man of him once more. The nervous, prompting fiend at
his side made him say to himself, as his quivering fingers fiddled at
the wood:

“If there should be a secret place behind, then there will be an end to
your foolery. It won’t matter whether Augusta wears red or blue. Mrs.
Worsell may stay away until ten, if she chooses.”

He tapped and pushed and pressed and coaxed for a little, and at last
the panel moved slightly upward. He put his hand in, felt a bolt, drew
it down, and sliding up the panel saw a shallow cupboard. It was full
of dust, and empty except for a knife. Ah! _The_ knife. The knife which
later on was to investigate the very recesses of Murphy’s heart. A
knife with a chased silver handle and a fine blade.

He held it in his hand, and stood pondering on it and on the shallow
hidden place behind the panel. He became conscious of something heavy
and still in the air, something waiting, watchful, as his hand gripped
that handle. Every little sound in other sets became full of portent.
That knife! Who had hidden it there? How had it been used? How long ago
was it since a human hand, warm with life, made a blur on that
polished, delicately chased handle?

Then he suddenly thought that he would take it down and show it to
Kinsman, who was very interested in curios and had some knowledge of
them. He gave a last rapid look at the time-table, and decided that he
would not go down to Dulwich in time for dinner; he’d have a steak at
Gatti’s. Kinsman would be interested in the knife. He went downstairs
as he was, in his old slippers, leaving his door ajar and his rooms in
darkness. He had not lighted the lamp because he had been telling
himself every half-hour that he would get off to Dulwich.

On the way downstairs he heard a woman’s clear strong voice singing
“Tatters.” It was Sophia’s voice, and Sophia was the worst tease of
them all. He began to clear his throat directly he thought of her. He
would not go downstairs to Kinsman. He would wait until he could find
him alone. He would go upstairs and get his hat and bag, and put on his
boots and be off to Dulwich. It was evening. Augusta--dear, tender
little Augusta--would have on her evening gown--red nun’s veiling.

As ill-luck would have it, there was a light under Murphy’s door. And
Murphy’s oak was hospitably black, and the inner door with its gleaming
brass knocker seemed to wink an invitation. The very knife in his hand
seemed to point to Murphy’s door. Well, why not show it to Murphy? He
was a bit of a fool, but he would be interested.

So he pulled up, knocked at the door--and you know the rest.

He swore to the very last that he did not do it, that he was merely the
agent of the knife--that diabolical knife with the secret history.

Murphy came to the door. His pretty, dissolute face was rather flushed
with annoyance. His lips, those pouting, cherry-red lips like a girl’s,
showed his white, even teeth under his mustache, which was turning
white. His sodden brown eyes, half veiled in a web of crow’s feet, his
smirking, unfailing air of conceit and satisfaction, struck
clean-living, over-wrought Stapley as disgusting. The man was an evil
clod upon an honest earth. There was the trail of twenty years’
intrigue, shuffling, and sham on his features. His eyes were dull with
the ruin of many women. He was accursed, heavy, hateful with old
secrets, old sins--like the knife. The knife! It claimed kinship. It
flew forward to his heart.

That is all. As Murphy shouted out and fell, Stapley went, quick and
silent like a panther, up the stairs--quick and silent, with the
cunning of a wild animal, just as Barbara, a few weeks later, stole up
after him. He softly shut his oak--the oak is always discreet--and sat
shivering, almost breathless, in the dark, listening to the tramp of
feet and the anxious buzz of tongues underneath.

When everything was still he stole out and went to Dulwich.

Augusta had a blue gown--it was the Boat Race day--and Stapley was a
Cambridge man.

She wore blue constantly afterward. This was one of his plaintive
injuries when he babbled out everything at the trial. Blue at the
theater that night when his face betrayed him to the vigilant eye of
Barbara. Blue when she came to the court to give evidence against him.
I wonder if she wears blue when she goes to see him at Broadmoor. Some
women would do that in the hope of a cure; though, as you say, they
probably don’t allow visits at Broadmoor, and a cure wouldn’t be of any
real help in Stapley’s case.




HOPKINS.


ORCHARD was artistic--and talked about it. How tiresome such people
are! He split the world into two factions--the artist and the rank,
impossible Philistine. Religious bigots talk in the same way--of
professing Christians and the unregenerate. I knew a dear old lady once
who thought that we had a perfect right to stone some Mohammedan
missionaries who came to England.

In the middle of a country walk Orchard would stop, with a deep gulp of
admiration, and ask you to admire the view. He raved of autumn tints,
apple blossoms, bare boughs. He pretended to like a fog. He painted
landscapes--or seascapes, according to your imagination--on the panels
of his walls; he stenciled his ceilings, and produced an idealized
portrait of his laundress.

He had all the delightful courage and egotism of the amateur. He
boasted that he had only once been to the Academy--that temple of
mediocrity. He told you coolly that there was only one English artist
of talent--and he was Whiffin. “Never heard of Whiffin! Who is Whiffin?
You astonish me. My dear fellow,” he would say pityingly, “there is
_only_ Whiffin.”

The others--men whom the ignorant regard as leading--he disposed of
glibly. This one was color-blind; he thought that was common knowledge.
That one employed a ghost; the fellow could hardly hold a brush
himself. Another only painted flesh tints; you can’t have a picture all
flesh. “My dear fellow, I assure you there is no one but Whiffin. He is
the coming man. I’m surprised you don’t know his work. Galleries! A man
like Whiffin wouldn’t exhibit at the galleries.”

Orchard was willing to undertake anything--artistic. But his great
hobby was house-building. He said that the average architect didn’t get
the surroundings in harmony. The architect’s work only began when the
roof was on. He should design the garden, the furniture. He should
choose the pictures, the tenants. Every new house ought to be embowered
in creepers from the very start. An old lawn and a clipped yew tree
were as essential, more essential, than water pipes. The house must
cultivate a ghost. It must have a peacock with a spread tail, a fish
pond, full of hoary carp, a raven that would say “nevermore.”

He was full of amusing sentiment. He bought his bread at Mackary’s, the
confectioner’s near Bernard Street. It was a queer old shop. Orchard
said that it reminded him of Hogarth. Of course he had the greatest
possible contempt for Hogarth--but he liked the faint flavor of hoops
and beauty patches which hung about Mackary’s.

Mackary’s business, so it is said above the door, was founded in 1712.
The shop window was bow-fronted and had small square panes. Behind
these panes were home-baked puffs and Banburys, straight glass bottles
full of pink lozenges or sponge fingers. Mackary kept up the traditions
of his house. He still made a feature of a special cake said to have
been a favorite with Queen Charlotte, and he ignored French pastry.

Miss Mackary kept the books, and wrote poetry after the shutters were
up. Mrs. Mackary was plump, wore a lace cap, and had house property in
her own right near Tarn’s. They were superior people. Orchard willingly
paid a halfpenny more on the half-quartern loaf for the privilege of
stepping in with the assured air of a regular customer. He never paid
his bill, so that it really made no difference. He used to sit and eat
Queen Charlotte’s cakes and talk poetry with Miss Mackary. They were
all very civil to him--he used to say that nothing demoralized a
tradesman more than cash payment.

I don’t know why I tell you of Whiffin, of the Mackarys, of Orchard’s
crazy architectural ideas--they have nothing to do with the story. But
they will prove to you what a harmless simpleton he was before he took
set 7, before the advent of Hopkins.

Hopkins had the set on the other side of the landing--the right-hand
side as you go up. Orchard took the one on the left, he moved there
from a ground floor in the other square. Set 7 was cheaper--that
baleful set, which held at different times the tragedies of Orion, of
Jimmy, of Stapley.

No one had ever seen Hopkins, he was said to be abroad. Therefore it
surprised me when Orchard said casually, with faint annoyance, that his
neighbor across the landing was a nuisance; he came in late and made an
awful row taking off his boots.

I didn’t see Orchard for two or three months after this. It was
astounding when next I went up to his rooms to see that Hopkins’ name
was painted out from the oak on the right-hand set and bracketed with
Orchard’s name on the left. There it was, as plain as white paint on a
black door could make it:

    MR. D. B. ORCHARD.

    MR. GEOFFREY HOPKINS.

I was surprised, I was also interested; no one had ever seen Hopkins.
No one particularly wanted to. Still, as I waited for Orchard to let me
in, I had a languid curiosity to know what his co-tenant was like.

Orchard was not looking well. He didn’t talk in his usual airy,
sweeping way. There were no new daubs on the wall. When I said, with a
look round the room:

“What’s this about Hopkins?” he jerked his head toward the bedroom
wall, with the cautious remark:

“Don’t speak so loudly: he’s in the bedroom. Hopkins! Oh! he’s all
right. We thought it more convenient for him to come here. Great
authority on Italian art; subject I’m interested in, as you know.”

I didn’t know, but I waited on, chatting in rather a strained way, and
expecting Hopkins--who never came out of the bedroom. Orchard wasn’t
conversational that night. He let every subject I started flaccidly
drop. He wanted perpetually winding up. His accustomed dogmatic manner
had quite deserted him. He didn’t bring out his sketchbook. He talked
disjointedly of Hopkins. I must come in some other night and look over
Hopkins’ books on Italian art--thirteenth century principally. It was
quite a valuable collection. Hopkins played the violin. That was his
fiddle case in the corner. To hear him play Rubinstein’s “Melody in F”
was a genuine musical treat.

Other men noticed the change in Orchard. Some said that he was drinking
too much beer; others that he was in love with Miss Mackary, who had
produced a true degenerate poem. He was not sociable, rarely came out,
and took to sporting his oak. He said that he and Hopkins were deep in
thirteenth-century Italian art, and had no time for anything else. They
were writing a book on it. No one ever saw Hopkins. I, living
immediately underneath, never heard his violin.

It was about this time that Orchard took to making me his father
confessor. He was always admitting small sins. He came in one night and
said earnestly:

“You know we were playing ha’penny nap at Green’s last Wednesday. Yes.
Well, I didn’t put in the pool. It worries me. It was a mean trick,
wasn’t it? Green kept saying, ‘Tit up,’ and I--I didn’t. Nobody
noticed. It was pretty late. I feel ashamed of myself. What can I do?”

“I don’t know that you can do anything now,” I returned, staring at his
anxious face.

“It was a mean, dirty trick,” he said despairingly. “I must have
cheated you fellows first and last out of two bob. What can I do?”

“You can’t do anything. What--what does Hopkins think? How is Hopkins,
by the way? Quiet kind of fellow, isn’t he? Why don’t you bring him
down some night?”

“Hopkins! Oh! he’s a regular recluse. Steeped to his eyes in Italian
art. Plays well, doesn’t he?”

“Don’t know. I’ve never heard him.”

Orchard looked at me in perplexity.

“Never heard him! That’s odd. Why, he was practicing until one this
morning.”

Another night he came in, his pocket bulging with a book. He sat down
in my saddle-bag chair with a groan. His face was clammy with emotion.

“I’ve--I’ve stolen this book,” he said, bringing out a fat volume with
lots of plates. “Couldn’t help it for the life of me. What on earth am
I to do? It was on a stall in front--that shop at the corner of the
Turnstile. They’ll run me in. What do you advise?”

“That’s a matter for Hopkins. It’s on Italian art, isn’t it? The plates
look good; no doubt he’ll be delighted. All’s fair in love and
collecting, you know--but the policeman doesn’t admit that. I wouldn’t
do it again.”

The third time I happened to go up to him. He answered the door to my
knock. For a moment, before he recognized me, there was blank horror on
his once carelessly cynical face.

“Hopkins in?” I asked, with a comprehensive movement of the head.

Hopkins was a nuisance, although--perhaps _because_--one never saw him.
I had more than once asked Orchard why he had taken in an odd, churlish
chap like that, and he had answered, in a short, matter-of-fact way,
that it was a perfectly natural selection--they had tastes in common.
That night he said, looking very relieved:

“Hopkins is out.”

We went into the sitting room. Before he sat down he added, with a
vague, troubled stare about the place:

“Hopkins is a very untidy chap. He leaves his things about.”

He made an irritable movement with his hands about the bare, big table
in the middle of the room--and only shifted the evening paper. Then he
threw himself into the easy chair on the opposite side of the hearth,
and I brought out my tobacco pouch.

“I’m going from bad to worse,” he broke out, but retaining enough
presence of mind to hand me a box of matches and an ash tray.

“I paid something on account of Mackary’s bill to-day--with a bad
sovereign. But that isn’t all. I picked that picture up in a
saleroom--put it under my arm and walked away, you know. I believe it
is a ‘Simms.’” He looked gloatingly at a dark, little oil on the wall.
“And I--I stole ten pounds from my young nephew. He gave it me to buy a
bicycle--and I’ve spent every penny.”

“These confidences are becoming oppressive,” I said. “So long as you
restricted yourself to not putting in the pool, it didn’t matter so
much. Cheating at cards may be one form of moral protest. Stealing
books and pictures is simply an overflow of artistic enthusiasm.
But passing bad sovereigns and spending other people’s money is
reprehensible--to say nothing of its being idiotic. You’ll get found
out, arrested, ruined. My dear fellow, you are suffering from a severe
attack of crime. Crime is merely an infectious disease, like the
measles; all sensible people admit that nowadays. Some of us have it;
some escape. Occasionally there is an epidemic--look what a run there
often is in a certain form of murder. You must see a doctor. It seems
to me that you have only developed the attack since Hopkins----”

He stopped me with an eager wave of his unsteady hand.

“Hopkins,” he began excitedly, “Hopkins! Good Heavens!”--he stopped,
then concluded calmly, with a sort of mechanical cordiality toward the
other man--“Hopkins is a very good fellow.”

A couple of mornings later I met him in the square. He had developed a
peculiar walk; several men had commented on it. He seemed to be
painfully trying to keep step with someone. Occasionally he threw a
hunted, conciliating look over his shoulder. Sometimes he started off
in a spasmodic trot, and then pulled up as if it were no use to
struggle, and tried to keep step again. He meant to pass me with a nod,
but I stepped in front of him and took his hand. He looked round,
started, stared across the square, and then said:

“Excuse me for not having introduced you to Hopkins. Don’t think it
strange of him to make off like that. He’s a student, you see, very
retiring and preoccupied.”

“Hopkins!”

“Yes, there he goes--that man with a pronounced stoop, a Norfolk
jacket, and a soft hat.”

The square was absolutely empty except for Orchard and me. There was no
man with a stoop and a Norfolk jacket anywhere in sight; there never
had been. Orchard, with his halting, timid walk, had crossed the square
alone, had come out of his own doorway alone. Absolutely alone. I had
watched him. I had never taken my eyes off him, from first to last. I
took his arm.

“Come over to No. 2 and see Harrowsmith,” I entreated. “You don’t look
well. He’ll give you a tonic. Perhaps you’re smoking too much--don’t
believe in a pipe myself. There isn’t half so much harm in a mild
cigarette.”

The square was empty, empty. It was a shock to me. It came so suddenly,
it was utterly unexpected--the fact that Hopkins was a mere myth. There
possibly was a Hopkins, that absent man, reputed to be abroad, whose
name had been painted up on the right-hand set, who had, so I’d heard,
been in the habit of sending regularly every quarter day the rent for
his empty rooms. But Orchard’s Hopkins--the man who played the violin,
who was a crank on early Italian art--simply didn’t exist. It was then
I remembered that when Orchard had said casually, “There’s his violin,”
I had not noticed one, that I had never heard a violin, or a strange
voice, or a second pair of feet in the set immediately above my own. I
remembered, too, that when Orchard had said, with annoyance, “Hopkins
is an untidy chap; he leaves his things about,” the room had been in
perfect order. I had never seen the collection of books on Italian
art--the man was a delusion, the product of an excited brain. Orchard
was in a bad way. I repeated, “Come up to No. 2 and see Harrowsmith.”

He dragged his arm away, gave another keen look across the square, and
said impatiently:

“I shall do nothing of the sort. Don’t believe in doctors. When I’m
hard up for a chronic disease I’ll consult one, not before. Hundreds of
men have been killed by going to a specialist or by trying to get their
lives insured. The specialist shakes his head, the insurance doctor
looks grave, and you’re done. No! It’s a preliminary to going to the
undertaker.”

This had been one of his many eccentricities in the old extravagant
days. I simply said soothingly:

“But you don’t go to the undertaker. Someone else has to go--when the
time comes. So the bottom’s knocked out of your argument. Come on.”

He twitched himself away, quite petulantly, like a child, and said:

“I’m off to the country for the day; that will do me more good than
doctors’ stuff. I shall take train from Baker Street and get down to
the valley of the Chess.”

I was out late that night. When I came home I noticed a light in
Orchard’s window. So he was back! I decided not to go up to him. I was
half undressed when I heard his oak slam violently, heard heavy,
hurried feet coming downstairs. They seemed to come, those feet, half a
flight at a time. I knew at once that something was up. My doors were
open in a moment. Orchard came toppling into my passage, shutting the
oak behind him.

“I’ve murdered him,” he said. “My God! Murdered him. Hopkins!”

“Keep cool. It’s all a delusion. There isn’t any Hopkins. Your nerves
are unstrung----”

“No Hopkins!” the poor fellow interrupted, with a derisive laugh. “You
shall hear all about it. No Hopkins! Haven’t I lived with him? Hasn’t
he been tempting me to every devilry? It was Hopkins who made me steal
the picture, the book, the bicycle money; he gave me the bad sovereign
for Mackary, he’s got a bag full. The man was bothering me. I made a
mistake at first to pay him anything on account--you lose their respect
directly you make a cash payment. Hopkins! And he was egging me on
to--what do you think? To murder you, old man. To murder you, because
you’ve got Rogers’ “Italy,” with plates after Turner, and he wanted it.
The very word Italy is enough for him.”

This was startling. I had reason to be grateful that I had pricked the
Hopkins bubble in time. Orchard continued, dropping his voice and
looking up now and then at the ceiling, and putting his head aside in a
listening attitude:

“I dodged him this morning. I went off to Chesham alone, meaning to
think the thing out quietly. I’d made up my mind to emigrate, if I
could raise the passage money without his suspecting it. And
then--well, I might have known--there were steps behind me; his face
over my shoulder. He said,--he knows my very thoughts,--

“‘Emigration would be the worst thing in the world for us, dear boy.
They want muscles, not art, in a new country.’

“It was more than I could stand. I shoved him into the Chess when he
was off his guard. It gave me positive honest enjoyment to see the
water eddying over him.”

I took his hand and shook it heartily.

“Shoved him into the Chess! You are sure he sank? It is the best
bit of news I’ve heard for a long time. The fellow was a bad lot
evidently--what is worse, he was a confounded nuisance. You haven’t
been the same man since he shared your rooms.”

I thought it wiser, just at the moment, not to irritate and excite
him by again disputing Hopkins. It was really a remarkable business.
The delusion was so perfect, so realistic. From the moment Orchard
complained that he could hear Hopkins taking off his boots through the
wall, I had never doubted the man’s existence--no one had doubted. Yet
it was all a delusion. There was no Hopkins. Consequently, Orchard had
not cheated at nap, had not betrayed Mackary by a bad sovereign, had
not stolen the book with the fine plates nor the picture that he
believed to be a Simms, had not spent his nephew’s ten pounds. But
he might have murdered me if the delusion had gone on long enough.
Hopkins! Whiffin! I began to wonder whether Whiffin really existed or
whether he also was a myth. It did not matter much. Orchard said
tremulously:

“You haven’t heard the worst. I knocked him over into the Chess. I
walked into Chesham and had a feed--never enjoyed anything so much in
my life, never felt so free and hopeful. I got back to the Inn about
ten. As I crossed the square I saw a light move across my window. It
struck me as rather odd, but then I remembered that Mrs. Neaves had
told me she was coming back to fetch her apron, or a bundle of
newspapers she was going to sell at the butcher’s, I forget which. It
does not matter--nothing matters. I went upstairs. I let myself in with
the latchkey. The passage was dark, but there was a steady light under
the sitting-room door. No sound. Only the steady yellow light. I went
in. As I live, he was sitting there. Hopkins! the man I had drowned. I
staggered to the first chair and sat like a fool, staring at him. He
was cutting a portrait out of a ragged pamphlet he bought yesterday at
the shop near Tottenham Court Road; he’s making an illustrated copy of
some book or the other. I forget the title; I forget everything. When
he had done he turned round deliberately and looked at me. He didn’t
seem annoyed in the least. He actually didn’t seem conscious of that
dip in the Chess. I wanted to ask him how he got out, but I couldn’t,
to save my soul, speak one word. He was sitting there calmly cutting
pictures out of a book. The man I had drowned! I saw him drown. I took
devilish good care not to leave the river until I was sure. Yet there
he sat. He said:

“‘Which train did you come back by? I took the 8.05.’

“I couldn’t bear it any more. I came down to you. What am I to do? How
am I to get rid of him? You see, I am absolutely in his power. He owns
me. He could hang me if he liked.”

“I’ll come up and have a talk with him.”

We went up to his set together. The sitting room was perfectly dark.

“I expect he’s gone to bed,” said Orchard.

We looked into the bedroom. It was the only bedroom, but Orchard had
put up a second bed, a camp. The sheets on it were dingy, but
absolutely unruffled. The bed had never been slept in. He had provided
a second washstand--one of those skeleton, brightly painted metal
things. It was covered with dust.

“He’s gone out,” I said encouragingly. “You get to bed and I’ll sit up
and wait for him to come back.”

Orchard undressed as docilely as a child, and stretched himself with a
groan of fatigue beneath the sheets. His eyes were wide open--on the
empty camp bedstead with the smoothly turned down sheet and the gayly
striped blanket which served as a quilt.

“You’d better go back to your own place, old man,” he said suddenly.
“I shall be all right. Head’s been a bit queer, but a sleep will make
me all right. I’m very sleepy. It would bother me to know you were
waiting, and there is no necessity. Good-night.”

His eyes closed drowsily, then opened, and fixed themselves on that
empty bed.

“I want you to go,” he said more positively. “I shan’t get to sleep
until you do.”

I went. I thought that he would sleep, and after a good night’s rest he
would be reasonable. I’d take him to the doctor in the morning. I slept
myself. It was past nine next morning when I woke. There was an
envelope in the letter box. It was from Orchard. He inclosed the key of
his set, and a little note in pencil. So far as I can remember, this is
pretty much how it ran:

“Not a bit of good, old fellow. Hopkins won’t leave me alone. He was
in bed all the time--his own bed, under the window. I wonder you didn’t
see him. He looked hard at me, and I knew he meant me to send you away.
Not a bit of good trying to resist a man like that--a fellow who won’t
drown! He’s making me hang myself; says he’s a firm believer in capital
punishment. I murdered him, and I must swing for it. You’ll find me,
if he leaves me alone, behind the kitchen door. I’m going to bring
this note down, with the key, and put it in your letter box. Hope
Hopkins won’t get it. I should like you to know the truth. Suicide is
vulgar--hanging the most popular form of self-effacement. I dislike
popularity, as you know. Hopkins reassures me; he says it’s only
justice. He’s reading every word I write. Sell the sticks--if he’ll let
you--and square up Mackary. Poor Miss M----, she was a little sweet on
me. Clever girl! Wasted on a ‘good family trade.’”

That was all. I know that the reference to Miss Mackary came last.
She’s still at the shop in Bernard Street; you must come and have a
couple of Queen Charlotte cakes.

I went up. He was hanging, as he said he would be, behind the kitchen
door. The door is half glass. As I pushed it back. I saw him gently
swinging. You won’t believe it--I’m not sure that I believe it
myself--but I’ll swear that as I put the key in the outer door I heard
the long, wailing cry of a violin.

       *       *       *       *       *

A good year afterward I was dining with the Prays at Kensington. There
was another man there--a tiresome fool. The second Mrs. Pray has a
knack of collecting stupid people--the sort of stupid people who are
small somebodies in their particular line. This man had been abroad
collecting rare orchids. His name was Hopkins. It is such a common name
that, although I remembered poor Orchard at once, I never thought of
asking him if he knew the Inn. Still, I brought the conversation round
to it. After dinner, when Mrs. Pray had left us, I said to Pray:

“There is a man called Jackson in your old set. And Kinsman’s gone--to
the bad some say.”

Hopkins pricked up his ears.

“You are talking of the Inn,” he said, and mentioned my number. “Odd
thing! I have a set in that very house. Top floor, right-hand side as
you go up the stairs. Of course you’ve seen my name--Hopkins.”

I could only look at him and nod my head. He filled his glass and
carefully cut the end of a cigar.

He was the most commonplace, prosperous-looking man you can possibly
imagine. I thought of Orchard’s Hopkins--“Decided stoop, Norfolk
jacket, and soft hat.” This man’s shoulders were well squared back and
ingeniously padded by his tailor. He was the sort of man who would
never wear a Norfolk jacket in town; a man who would go to spend Sunday
in the country in a black diagonal coat, and take his top hat with him
in case of emergency. I looked at him, looked into his dull, bulging
eyes. Eyes without depth, without secrets, without soul--just eyes!
hard, glassy things put for purely practical purposes into his head! It
was clearly superfluous to ask him if he took an interest in Italian
art or played the violin.

“Perhaps you can explain,” he continued. “I went to the Inn the week
before last. They’ve painted my name out on the door of the right-hand
set and stuck it on the left-hand set with another man’s. I took his
name--wait a moment.”

He brought out a fat notebook--he was the kind of accurate dullard who
would be sure to take notes.

“D. B. ORCHARD. That’s it. Now, who is he? _I_ couldn’t find out. I
went and beat up the man who does most of the painting, and he didn’t
know. It was a piece of confounded impudence. It may have done me some
injury--I use the place as a business address. If it was a practical
joke, then it was a very foolish one, and in precious bad taste.”

He began to look swollen and angry; looked at me as if he half
suspected that I’d a hand in it. No doubt I looked guilty.

“Who is D. B. Orchard?” he persisted, in the puffy, thick-throated way
of the pompous man. “How is one to get at the fellow? I hammered at the
door for the best part of half an hour. D. B. Orchard!” He laughed
ironically. “I’d teach him not to play stupid jokes on me. I’d have him
understand, sir, that Geoffrey Hopkins is not a man to be played with.”

Geoffrey Hopkins! I felt my very lips grow white. I must have looked
like some foolish, anæmic girl.

“How is one to get at him? I might claim damages.” He brought his
broad, hairy fist down vigorously on the shining table. Pray, looking
from one to the other--my quivering countenance and the inflamed
features of the man Hopkins--was evidently uncomfortable.

I looked at that man. Geoffrey Hopkins! I could have taken that flabby
body in my grip and shaken it for all that it had made poor Orchard
suffer. And yet! _Was_ this the man? Instinct told me, common sense
told me, that it was not.

“D. B. Orchard is dead,” I said curtly at last; then, with a savage
laugh and a terror-stricken glance at the coarse face, added, “You
can’t get at him. He’s out of your reach, poor devil, at last.”

I didn’t know; I don’t know, now--how can one be sure! Of course he
wasn’t Orchard’s Hopkins. But! What an affair!

Tell him? No. I saw him look at me with disgust and suspicion--no doubt
he thought I was a little drunk. No doubt he went away and told his
friends that I wasn’t quite a gentleman. That sort of man talks like
that.

When we were alone I told the whole story to Pray. But he, with a
pathetic droop of his mouth and a mystic flicker in eyes that were hard
with success, said--glancing at the door--that such subjects didn’t
interest him. He hated to dabble on the edge of the infinite--he’d had
enough. He seemed to sigh as he lighted his pipe.

I haven’t seen Hopkins since. If ever I see him again I shan’t tell
him--he’s too commonplace.

    THE END.




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