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  CAPTAIN BALAAM
  OF THE 'CORMORANT'

  AND OTHER SEA COMEDIES


  BY MORLEY ROBERTS

  AUTHOR OF
  'THE PROMOTION OF THE ADMIRAL,' ETC.



  LONDON
  EVELEIGH NASH
  1905




Edinburgh: T. and A. CONSTABLE, Printers to His Majesty




CONTENTS


I. THE OWNER OF THE _PATRIARCH_

II. THE ORDER OF THE WOODEN GUN

III. CAPTAIN BALAAM OF THE _CORMORANT_

IV. JACK-ALL-ALONE

V. THE MUTINOUS CONDUCT OF MRS. RYDER

VI. THE COMEDY OF THE _ORIANA_




THE OWNER OF THE PATRIARCH

If any one cares to look up the _Patriarch_ in Lloyd's List, it will
be discovered that the line given to her reads thus:--

[Illustration: _Patriarch's_ ship record]

And all these hieroglyphics mean something to the initiated, of whom,
as a matter of fact, there are more ashore than at sea.  But the main
point is that the owner of her was T. Tyser, and it matters very
little whether she was built of heavier plating than the rules
required, or whether she was cemented, or built under special survey,
or what not.  For T. Tyser, otherwise Mr. Thomas Tyser, was not only
the owner of the _Patriarch_, but also the owner of a dozen other
vessels all beginning with a P.  He was, moreover, the owner of a
large block of land in the heart of Melbourne; he had several
streets, of which the biggest was Tyser Street, S.E., in London, and
his banking account was certainly of heavier metal than he had any
personal use for.  He was a rough dog from the north country, and in
the course of half a century's fight in London he came out top-dog in
his own line, and was more or less of a millionaire.

'And he's my uncle,' said Geordie Potts; 'his sister was my mother,
and here I am before the stick in one of his old wind-jammers, and
gettin' two-pun-ten in this here _Patriarch_ of his, and hang me if I
believe the old bloke has another relative in the world.  It's hard
lines, mates, it's hard lines.  Don't you allow it's hard lines?'

It was Sunday morning in the South-East Trades, and every sail was
drawing, 'like a bally droring-master,' as Geordie once said, and the
'crowds' of the _Patriarch_ were all fairly easy in their minds and
ready for a discussion.

'_If_ so be you are 'is nevvy, as you state,' said the port watch
cautiously, 'we allows it's 'ard lines.'

'I've stated it frequent,' said Geordie, 'and it's the truth, the
whole truth, and nothin' but it, so help me.  D'ye think I'd claim to
be old Tyser's sister's son if I wasn't?  I'd scorn to claim it.'

'Any man would scorn to be Tyser's sister's son,' said the starboard
watch; 'he'd scorn to be 'im unless 'e was, for Tyser's a mean old
dog, ain't 'e, Geordie?'

Geordie thanked his watch-mates for backing him up so.  'That's
right, chaps.  There 's no meaner in the north of England, or the
south for that matter, and the way this ship's found is scandalous.'

'The grub's horrid,' said both watches.

'And look at the gear,' said Geordie; 'everything ready to part a
deal easier than my uncle is.  I never lays hold of a halliard but
I'm thinking I'll go on my back if I pulls heavy.  Oh, he's a fair
scandal!'

He considered the scandal soberly, and with some sadness.

'He might leave you some dibs, Geordie,' suggested his mate, Jack
Braby; 'he might, after all.'

'Not a solitary dime,' said Geordie; 'him and me quarrelled because
my father fought him in the street, and I hit the old hunks with a
bit of a brick because he got my dad down.'

'Wot was the row about?' asked the others eagerly.

'Nothin' to speak of,' said George; 'my old man said he was a
blood-sucker, and that led to words.  And I never hurt him to speak
of.  And yet I've shipped in one of his ships, and am as poor as he's
rich.  He allowed none of us would get a farthing: he shouted it out
in the market-place, and said hospitals would get it, because, when
one of his skippers that he'd sacked cut him up awful with a
stay-sail hank, they sewed him up very neat at one of 'em.'

'There's nothin' so good in a fight as a stay-sail 'ank,' said Jack
Braby, contemplatively.  'I cut a polisman all to rags wiv one once.'

'Was that the time you done three months' 'ard?' asked the port watch.

'Six,' said Braby proudly, 'and I told the beak I could do it on my
'ead.  But, Geordie, if you was owner yourself what would you do?'

'Yes, wot?' asked the rest.

Geordie shook his head and sighed.

'I'd make my ships such that sailormen would be wanting to pay to go
in 'em,' said Geordie.  'I've laid awake thinkin' of it.'

'Oh, tell us,' said all hands, with as much unanimity as if they were
tailing on to the halliards under the stimulus of 'Give us some time
to blow the man down!'  'Tell us, Geordie.'

'I'd be friends with all my men for one thing,' said Geordie, 'and
I'd not have a single Dutchman in a ship of mine.'

The three 'Dutchmen' on board--one of whom was a Swede, another a
German, and the third a Finn--shifted uneasily on their chests, but
said nothing.

'And not a Dago,' continued the 'owner,' 'and I'd give double wages,
and grog three times a day, and tobacco throwed in.  And the cook
shouldn't be a hash-spoiler but what Frenchies calls a chef.'

'We never heard of that.  How d'ye spell it, Geordie?'

'S, h, e, double f,' said Geordie; 'and it means a man that is known
not to spoil vittles, as most sea-cooks does, by the very look of
him.  And when it was wet or cold the galley fire should be alight
all night.  And the skipper and the mates should be told by me, and
told very stern, that if they vallied their billets a continental
they'd behave like gents and not cuss too much.  And there shouldn't
be no working up, and any officer of mine that was dead on dry pulls
on the halliards should have the sack quick.  And every time a ship
of mine came into dock I'd be there, and I'd see what the crowds'
opinion was of the skipper and the mates.  Oh, I'd make my ships a
paradise, I would!'

Most of the men nodded approval, but Braby wasn't quite satisfied.

'And would there be grog every time of shortenin' sail, Geordie?'

'Oh, of course,' said George, 'and every time you made sail too.'

But an old seaman shook his head.

''Tis mighty fine, mates, to 'ear Geordie guff as to what 'e'd do,'
he growled, 'but I ain't young, and I've seed men get rich and they
wasn't in the least what they allowed they'd be.  Geordie 'ere is one
of hus now, and 'e feels where the shoe pinches, but if so be 'e got
rotten with money 'e'd be for callin' sailormen swine as like as not.
And 'e'd wear a topper.'

'You're a liar, I wouldn't,' roared Geordie.

'Maybe I am a liar,' said the old chap, 'but I've seen what I've
looked at.  If you was to learn as your huncle was dead now, you'd go
aft and set about on the poop and see hus doin' pulley-hauley, with a
seegar in your teeth.  Riches spoils a man, and it can't be helped:
it 'as to, somehow.  I've no fault to find with you now, Geordie
Potts; for so young a man you're a good seaman and a good shipmate
(though you 'ave called me a liar), but, you take my word for it,
money would make an 'og of you.'

And here was matter for high debate, which lasted all through the
Trades, through the Horse Latitudes, and into the region of the brave
west winds, till the _Patriarch_ had made more than half her easting.

'So I'm to be a mean swab, and a real swine, when I'm rich,' said
Geordie.  'Eh, well, have it your own way.  There's times some of you
makes me feel I'd like to make you sit up.'

''Ear, 'ear,' said the old fo'c'sleman, 'there's the very thought of
'aughty richness workin' in 'is mind, shipmates.  What'll the real
thing do if 'is huncle pegs out sudden?'

It was curious to note that a certain subdued hostility rose up
between most of the men and Geordie.  They sat apart and discussed
him.  Even Jack Braby threw out dark and melancholy hints that they
wouldn't be chums any more if old Tyser's money came to his nephew.
There were at times faint suggestions that Geordie was getting
touched with his possible prosperity.

'I'll live ashore and have a public-house,' said Geordie Potts.

And they picked up Cape Otway light in due time, and ran through Port
Phillip Heads by and by, and came to an anchor off Sandridge.
Presently they berthed alongside the pier, and began to discharge
their cargo; and one hot day went by like another till they were
empty and began to fill up again with wool.  In six weeks they were
almost ready for sea once more.  And the very night before they
hauled out from their berth and lay at anchor in the bay, Geordie
went ashore at six o'clock 'all by his lonesome,' as he and Jack
Braby had fought over the job which Braby was to get from his mate
when old Tyser died intestate.  And as he got to the end of the pier
he met a young clerk from the agents' office who knew him by sight.

'I say, I'm in a great hurry,' said the boy, 'my girl's waiting for
me.  Will you take these letters to Captain Smith, or I'll miss my
train back?  I'll give you a bob.'

'Right oh!' said Geordie, and he pouched the shilling and the
letters, and the young fellow ran for his train.

'The letters can wait,' said Geordie Potts, 'but the bob can't, and
I've five more besides.  Jack might have had his whack out of it if
he hadn't wanted to be my manager, when he ain't fit for it.'

He put the letters into his pocket and made his way to the Sandridge
Arms, where he sat and drank by himself.  It was seven o'clock, and
he was by then tolerably 'full,' before it occurred to him to see if
he still had the letters.  He took them out, and the very first his
eyes lighted on was one in a long envelope addressed to

  George Potts, Esq.,
    c/o Captain Smith,
      _Patriarch_.


'Blimy,' said Geordie, 'this can't be me!  Esq. is what they puts
after names of gents.  Even the skipper don't have it after his.'

He fingered the long envelope and took another drink to consider the
matter on.

'Holy Sailor, it must be me!' he said as he drew confidence out of
his glass, 'there's no other Potts but me.'

He was over-full by now, and he opened the letter and began to read
it.

'My dear Sir----'

'By the holy frost,' said Geordie, 'me My dear Sir!'

He went on reading.


'MY DEAR SIR,--We regret to inform you of the sudden death of your
uncle, Mr. Thomas Tyser, on the 10th inst.  He left no will, and you,
as the next of kin and the heir-at-law, are entitled to all his real
and personal estate, which is, as you are doubtless aware, very
large.  According to our present estimate it will amount to at least
half a million sterling, and as we have been his legal advisers for
the last twenty years, and know all his affairs, we can assure you
that, with proper management of certain undertakings at present in
our hands, it may be much more than our estimate.  In order that you
may return at once, we enclose you a draft on the Union Bank of
Australia for £200, and have instructed Captain Smith to give you
your discharge, which he will of course do at once.

'We hope, as we have been so long in the confidence of Mr. Tyser,
that you will see no reason to complain of our care for your
interests.--We are, my dear Sir, your obedient servants,

THOMAS WIGGS & Co.'


'Holy Sailor!' said Geordie.  And he stared aghast at a square piece
of paper which he had reason to believe represented £200.  'Holy
Sailor, what a pot o' money!'  He gasped, and took another drink.

'I'm the owner of the _Patriarch_,' he said, and grasping all the
letters and his £200 draft he rammed them down into the bottom of his
inside breast-pocket.  'I'm the owner of--hic--the--hic--_Patriarch_.'

He came out of his corner and went to the bar.

'Gimme a drink, an expensive drink, one that'll cost five bob,' he
demanded of the barman.

'You'd better have a bottle o' brandy,' said the barman.

'I wants the best.'

'This is Hennessy's forty-star brandy,' said the liar behind the bar.
'There's no better in the world.'

And Geordie retreated with the bottle to his corner, and took a long
drink of a poisonous compound which contained as much insanity in it
as a small lunatic asylum.  He came back to the bar presently, and
told the barman that he was a millionaire.

'I own half Newcastle and a lot of Bourke Street, Melbourne, and a
baker's dozen of ships, and lumps of London!' said Geordie.

'Lend me a thousand pounds till to-morrow,' said the barman.

'I like you--hic--I'll do it,' said Geordie; and with that he fell
headlong and forgot his wealth.  They dragged him outside on the
verandah, and let him lie in the cool of the evening.  He was picked
up there two hours later by Jack Braby and some of the starboard
watch, and taken on board.

'He let on he was a millionaire,' said the barman contemptuously.

Braby shook his head.

'Ah, he's liable to allow that when he's full, sir,' said Braby.

But that fatal bottle kept Geordie Potts wholly insensible till they
were outside the Heads again and on their way to England with the
smoke of the tugboat far astern.  And presently the second mate, Mr.
Brose, who was a very rough sort of dog and had sweated his way up to
his present exalted rank from that of a fore-mast hand, hauled
Geordie out by the collar of his coat and had him brought to by means
of a bucketful of nice Bass's Strait water.  Geordie gasped like a
dying dolphin, but came to rapidly.

'I'll teach you to get drunk, you swab,' said Brose.  'Take those wet
things off and turn to.'

And Geordie obeyed like a child in the presence of _force majeure_.

'Oh, Lord, I've a head,' he told his mates, 'and it seems to me that
I had a most extro'r'nary dream.'

'Wot did you dream of, old Cocklywax?' asked Braby, 'did you dream
you'd come in for old Tyser's money?'

And Geordie gasped.

'S'elp me,' he murmured, 's'elp me, did I dream?'

He dropped his marlinspike as if it were red-hot, and made a break
for the fo'c'sle and his wet coat.

'Now if so be I dreamed,' he said, 'there'll be nought in this
pocket.  And if I didn't, I'm jiggered.'

He put his hand in and brought out a handful of damp and crushed
letters, and came out upon deck staggering.  Mr. Brose saw him, and
was in his tracks like a fish-hawk on a herring-gull.  Geordie saw
him coming, and stood open-mouthed.

'Oh, sir,' said Geordie, 'oh, sir----'

'Oh, blazes,' said Brose, 'what's your damned shenanakin' game?  Get
to work, or I'll have you soused till you're half-dead.'

But Geordie could explain nothing.

'Oh, sir,' he stammered, and held up his papers, shaking them feebly.
And Brose shook him, anything but feebly, so that Geordie's teeth
chattered.

'If you please, sir,' he cried out at last, 'if you please, sir,
don't.  I owns her.'

'You owns wot?' demanded Brose.  And the rest of the men edged as
near as they dared.

'He's drunk still,' said Braby, as Brose shook his mate once more.

'I owns the bally _Patriarch_,' screamed Geordie, 'and all the rest
of 'em, and all my uncle's richness; and I won't be shook, I won't!'

And Brose let him go.

'You're mad,' said Brose, 'you're mad.'

'I ain't,' roared Geordie, who was fast recovering from the shock.
'I ain't.  Take these, read 'em, read 'em out.  Let the skipper read
'em.  I owns the _Patriarch_, and the _Palermo_, and the _Proosian_,
and the whole line.  The lawyers says so!'

He put the lot of damp letters into Mr. Brose's hands, and sat down
on the spare top-mast lashed under the rail.

'There's letters for the captain 'ere,' said Brose suspiciously.
''Ow did you get 'em?'

''Twas a youngster from the office gave 'em me,' replied Geordie,
'and I took a drink first and there was one for me, and it said so,
said I was the owner, said it plain.'

And when Brose had read the opened letter he gasped too, and went aft
to see the skipper.  The rest of the watch gathered round Geordie,
and spoke in awestruck whispers.

'Is it true, Geordie?'

'Gospel,' said Geordie, 'it's swore to.  They sends me two hundred
quid in a paper.'

'Show us,' said the starbowlines, 'show us.'

'It's in the paper the second greaser has,' said Geordie, 'it's wrote
"Pay George Potts, Esq., two hundred quid on the nail."'

'I'd never 'ave let Brose 'ave it,' said Braby, 'like as not 'e'll
keep it.'

'Then I'll sack him,' said Geordie firmly.  'Let him dare try to keep
it, and I'll sack him and not pay him no wages."

'This is a very strange game, this is,' said Braby.  'I never 'eard
tell of the likes.  Did they put "Esk" on your letter?'

'They done so,' said Geordie.  'I've seen uncle's letters, and they
done so to him.'

'Then it must be true,' said Braby; 'they on'y puts "Esk" on gents'
letters.'

And Williams the steward was observed coming for'ard scratching his
head.

'Where the 'ell am I?' asked Williams, 'and wot's the game?  I'm sent
by the captain to say will "Mr." Potts step into the cabin.'

They all looked at Geordie.

'Mr. Potts--why, that's you, Geordie.'

'I s'pose it must be,' said the owner.  'Must I go, mates?'

'Of course,' cried Braby.

But Geordie fidgeted.

'I could go in if we was painting of her cabin,' he murmured, 'but to
talk with the skipper----'

That evidently disgruntled him.

''Tis your own cabin any'ow,' said Braby.  'I'd walk in like a lord.'

'Well, I s'pose I must,' said Geordie reluctantly, and he went aft
with Williams.

'And you're the owner?' asked Williams.

Geordie sighed.

'So it seems, stoo'ard,' he admitted.

'It beats the devil,' said Williams.

'So it does,' said Geordie, and the next moment he found himself
announced as Mr. Potts, and he stood before the captain with his cap
in his hand, looking as if he was about to be put in irons for
mutiny.  But as a matter of fact, the old skipper was a deal more
nervous than he was.

'This seems all correct, Mr. Potts,' said Smith.

'Does it, sir?' asked Geordie, 'I'm very sorry, sir; but it ain't my
fault, sir.  I never meant--at least, I never allowed my uncle would
do it, because my father, sir, said he was a blood-sucker, and they
fought and I hit uncle with a brick, sir, to make him let go of
father's beard.'

'Ah, yes, to be sure,' said the captain nervously, 'but I'm thinking
what to do.  It's a very anomalous situation for you to be here,
Potts--Mr. Potts, I mean.'

But Geordie held up his hand.

'I'd _much_ rather be Potts, sir, thanking you all the same.'

'I couldn't do it,' replied the skipper.  'I was thinking that you
might like me to put back to Melbourne?'

'Wot for, sir?' demanded the owner.

'So that you could go home in a P. & O. boat,' said old Smith.

'Thanking you kindly, sir,' replied Geordie, 'I'd rather stay in the
_Patriarch_.  I don't like steamers, and never did.'

He had a vague notion that the skipper wanted him to go home before
the mast in one.

'Then you wish me not to put back, Mr. Potts?' said Smith.

'I'd very much rather not, sir,' replied Geordie.  'I'm very happy
here, sir, and takin' it all round, the _Patriarch's_ a comfortable
ship, sir.  May I go for'ard now, sir?'

He made a step for the cabin door.

'Oh dear, oh dear,' said old Smith, 'you mustn't.  You must have a
berth here, and be a passenger.'

The skipper's obvious nervousness was not without its effect upon the
new owner.  For old Smith knew that if he lost his present billet he
was not likely to find another one, and he had nothing saved to speak
of.  So somehow, and without knowing why, Geordie, without being in
the least disrespectful, was more decided in his answer than he would
have been if the 'old man' had showed himself as hard and severe as
usual.

'Not me,' said Geordie, 'not me, sir.  I wouldn't, and I couldn't.
I'd be that uncomfortable--oh, a passenger, good Lord, no!'

'But bein' owner, you can't stay for'ard,' urged the skipper.

'Oh yes, I can, sir,' said Geordie, 'I'd prefer it.'

Smith sighed.

'If you prefer it, of course you must.  But if you change your mind,
you'll let me know.'

'Right, I will--sir,' said Geordie.

The skipper walked with him to the cabin door.

'And if you don't want to work, Mr. Potts, I dare say we can get on
without your services, though we shall miss them,' he said anxiously.

'I couldn't lie about and do nix,' replied Geordie, 'I'd die of it.'

And away he went for'ard, while the skipper and Mr. Brose, and Mr.
Ware, waked out of his watch below to hear the extraordinary news,
discussed the situation.

'And 'ave I to call 'im Mr. Potts?' asked Brose with a pathetic air
of disgust.

'I say so,' replied the skipper, 'I can't afford, Brose, as you know,
to lose this job, and old Tyser promised me a kind of marine
superintendent's billet when I left the _Patriarch_, and I dessay
this young chap will act decent about it.'

'I'm damned,' said Ware.  'I'm damned and glad too that he ain't in
my watch.  This is hard lines on you, Mr. Brose.'

'If you please, Mr. Potts, will you be so good has to be so kind has
to be so hobliging has to go and over'aul the gear on the main,'
piped Brose in furious mockery.  'Oh, this is 'ard!'

'Far from it,' said old Smith, 'you ought to be proud.  It ain't
every second mate has a millionaire owner in his watch.'

But Brose was sullen.

'You mark me, this josser won't do no 'and's turn that he don't like.'

And for'ard the crowd said the same.  As a result, for at least ten
days Geordie Potts worked very well indeed.  But of course, Brose,
under the skipper's orders, gave him all the soft jobs that were
going.  The second mate got into a mode of exaggerated courtesy which
was almost painful.

'Be so good, Mister Potts, as to put a nice neat Matthew Walker on
this 'ere laniard.'

Or--

'Mr. Potts, please be kind enough to go aloft and stop that
spilling-line on the fore-topsail-yard to the jackstay.'

And at meal-times the port watch mimicked Brose.

'Dear Mr. Potts, howner, be so good as to heat this 'orrid 'ash
without growling.'

And presently when the weather began to get cold and the men brought
out their Cape Horn P-jackets and their mitts, Geordie commenced to
growl a little.

'I hates turnin' out in the gravy-eye watch worse and worse,' he
said.  'I've half a mind to let on I'm sick.'

'You'd better go haft and tell the "old man" to 'ave the galley-fire
kep' alight all night,' said the crowd crossly.  'But you dasn't.'

'I dast,' said Geordie, 'why, I owns the bally galley!'

'You dasn't!'

'I will,' said Geordie.  And next morning he went aft and touched his
cap to the skipper and begged to be allowed to speak to him.

'The galley-fire at night!' said Smith.  'Oh, certainly, Mr. Potts.
I never done it because it was against the horders of your late
revered huncle, sir.'

'He was as mean as mean,' said Geordie.  'I think I can afford the
fire, sir.'

The fire was lighted, and the crowd said Geordie was the right sort.

'And wot about the gear, Mr. Howner?' asked Jack Braby.  'If I was
you, before it gets too rotten cold, I'd have a real over'aulin' of
things.'

'I'll think of it,' said Geordie.  And that very afternoon he tackled
Brose.

'The gear's tolerable rotten, sir,' he began.  And the second greaser
knew he was right and yet didn't like to say so.  He yearned to curse
him.

'And I'm thinkin',' said Geordie, 'it would be a good thing to get up
new stuff and overhaul everything.  I risks my life every time I goes
aloft.  The very reef earings would part if a school-girl yanked at
'em.'

'You'd better speak to Mr. Ware,' said Brose, choking.

And at eight bells Geordie spoke to the chief officer, who was quite
as anxious as the skipper to keep his billet.  'It shall be done,
Mister Potts,' said Ware.

In the first watch that night Geordie felt very tired, and said so.
When it was eight bells in the middle watch he was still asleep, or
pretended to be.  'Rouse out, howner,' said Braby, and he shook
Geordie up.

'I feels tolerable ill,' said Geordie.  'I don't think I shall turn
out.'

He didn't, and the rest of the port watch went on deck by themselves.
At the muster Mr. Potts didn't answer to his name.

'Mr Potts is hill, sir,' said the obsequious watch; ''e said 'e
couldn't turn out.'

'I thought it'd come soon,' said Brose to himself, and he went
for'ard to the fo'c'sle.

'Are you _very_ ill?' he asked drily.

'I don't know quite how I feel,' said the owner, 'but I thinks a
little drop of brandy would do me good.'

'I wish I could poison it,' said Brose under his voice.  'This is
most 'umiliatin' to a man in the persition of an officer.'

By noon Geordie was well enough to sit on deck and smoke a pipe.  The
'old man' came to see him.

'Wouldn't you like a berth aft now, Mr. Potts?' urged the skipper.

'I'll think about it, captain,' said Geordie.  'And in the meantime I
don't think I'll turn to.'

The skipper looked at Brose.

'We can dispense with Mr. Potts's services for the time, eh, Mr.
Brose?'

'Certingly,' said Brose.  But he walked to the rail and spat into the
great Pacific.

From that time onward Geordie did no work to speak of except to take
his trick at the wheel.  And when they were south of the Horn he
decided to do that no longer.

'If you'll take my wheel for the rest of the passage I'll double your
wages,' he said to Braby.  And Braby jumped at the offer.  In the
morning Geordie went on the poop.  It was noticeable that he went up
the weather poop ladder.  Except in cases of hurry and emergency at
sea such a thing is next door to gross insubordination.

'I ain't goin' to take no more wheels,' said Geordie; 'and Braby will
take mine.  I've doubled his wages.'

Even old Smith gasped.  As for Brose he felt sea-sick for the first
time since he first went down Channel in an outward-bounder thirty
years before.

'I'll make a note of it,' said the skipper.

They shortened sail in a devilish quick flurry of a gale out the
south-west later in the day, and, as all the topsails were down on
the cap at once it was 'jump' and no mistake.  As an act of kindly
condescension the owner went to the wheel and shoved away the
Dutchman there who was congratulating himself at not being on a
topsail-yard.

'Get aloft, you Dutch swab,' said Geordie.  'I'll take her for you.'

And Mr. Ware bellowed like a bull, for he had a fine
fore-topsail-yard voice, and when it was a real breeze his language
rose with the seas and was fine and flowery, vigorous and ornamental
and magnificent.  While he was in the middle of a peroration which
would have excited envy in Cicero, or Burke, or a barrister with no
case, he heard the owner shouting.  For a private interview with the
steward had given Geordie great confidence.

'Mr. Ware, Mr. Ware, I'd be glad if you'd cuss the men less.  I don't
like it.'

The chief officer collapsed as if he were a balloon with a hole in
it, and for the next minute he and the skipper engaged in an excited
conversation.

'I can't, can't stand it,' said Ware.

'You must,' said old Smith almost tearfully.

And Ware did stand it.  But, when the _Patriarch_ was shortened down
and he left the deck, he went below and swore very horribly for five
minutes by any chronometer.  'Now I know what Brose feels,' said
Ware.  'I've a great sympathy for poor Brose.'

The owner ordered a tot for all hands when they came down from aloft.
And he called the cook aft and harangued him from the break of the
poop.

'Now, Mr. Spoil-Grub, mind you cook better than you've been doin', or
I'll have you ducked in a tub and set your mate to doin' your work.'

He turned to the skipper with a beaming smile in his blue eyes.

'I can talk straight, can't I, cap?' he hiccupped blandly.  'I'm
thinkin' I'll lie down in the cabin.'

And when the 'old man' went below he found Geordie dossing in his own
sacred bunk.  The poor old chap went and sat in the cabin and put his
head in his hands.  'This is a most horrid experience,' he said
mournfully.  'I don't like howners on board.  I don't like 'em a bit!'

But it was not only the afterguard who suffered.  Geordie shifted his
dunnage aft at last, and though he left the skipper's berth when he
was sober, he made himself very comfortable in the steward's.  And he
loafed about all day on deck with his pipe in his mouth.  He began to
look at the men with alien eyes.

'I tell you they're loafin', said he to Ware.  'Don't I know 'em.
They watches you like cats, and when your eyes are off 'em they do
nothin'.  I'm payin' 'em to work and I'm payin' you to make 'em.
There's a leak somewhere.'

And he addressed the crowd from the poop.

'You're a lazy lot,' he said; 'that's wot you are.  For two pins I'd
cut the galley-fire and your afternoon watch below!'

And next day he raised their wages.  A week later he cut them down
again.  The skipper had a hard job to keep track of what the ship
owed them.

'I wish we was home,' groaned old Smith.  'Oh, he'll be a hell of an
owner.'

'I'll murder him,' said Brose.

'Wot did I tell you, chaps, about the 'orrid effec's of sudden
richness in a man?' asked the old fo'c'sle man for'ard.  'Geordie
Potts was a good sort, but Mr. George Potts, Esquire, is an 'oly
terror.  'E raises hus hup an' cuts hus down like grass.'

And it presently came about that the only time they had any peace was
when Geordie was very much intoxicated.  But when they got into the
calms of Capricorn on the home stretch to the north he developed a
taste for gambling, and made the old skipper sit up all night playing
'brag' for huge sums of money.

'I lends you the dibs, and, win or lose, it's all hunky for you,'
said Geordie.  He wrote out orders to pay the 'old man' several
thousand pounds, and Smith began to feel rich.  Then Geordie raked
Ware into the game.  At last even Brose succumbed to the lure of 'I
promises to pay Mr. Brose five hundred on the nail,' and joined the
gamble.

'This is a dash comfortable ship,' said Geordie.  'What's a few
thousands to me?  I don't mind losin'.  Stoo'ard, bring rum.'

By the time they picked up the north-east trader, old Smith owed the
'owner' ten thousand pounds.  Ware was five thousand to the good, and
Brose, who had played poker in California, was worth fifteen thousand
in strange paper.  He began to dream of a row of houses with a
public-house at each end.  He and Geordie grew quite thick, and
compared public-house ideals.

'I'm goin' to buy a hotel,' said Geordie; 'there's one in Trafalgar
Square, London, as I've in my mind.  I'll fit up the bar till it fair
blazes with golden bottles.'

He borrowed the mate's clothes, and had a roaring time.  And then
they came into the Channel, picked up a tug, and went round the
Foreland into London River.

'I'll bet lawyers and so on will be down to meet me,' said Geordie.
'They'll be full up with gold.  To think of it!  And to think I hit
my poor old uncle with a brick.'

He mourned over his brutality.

'He wasn't half a bad chap,' he said, 'and I don't see what call my
dad had to call him a blood-sucker, after all.'

They docked in the South-West dock, and sure enough they had not been
alongside their berth five minutes before old Tyser's usual London
agent and a very legal-looking person came on board.

'Let me interduce you to the new owner,' said the obsequious skipper,
as he led up Geordie, who had a smile on him large enough to cut a
mainsail out of.

'Oh,' said the lawyer, 'then this is Mr. Potts?'

'That's me,' said Geordie.  'Have you brought any money with you?  I
owes Mr. Ware five thousand and Mr. Brose fifteen.'

The lawyer smiled.

'I'm afraid there's some mistake, Mr. Potts.  Your uncle left a will
after all.'

Geordie's jaw dropped, and so did Ware's.  But Brose's fell as falls
the barometer in the centre of a cyclone.

'And me--did he leave me nothin'?' roared Geordie.

'Oh yes,' said the solicitor.  'Mr. Gray, will you kindly give me
that cash-box you are carrying?'

And the agent handed him the cash-box.

'He left you this,' said the lawyer.  'And in this sealed envelope is
the key.'

And Geordie grabbed the box eagerly.

'It's heavy,' he said, 'it's tolerable heavy.'

And putting it on the rail, he opened it with the key.

There was half a brick in it.




THE ORDER OF THE WOODEN GUN

Bertie Fortescue was twenty-three, he weighed twelve stone, was
rather fatter than he should have been, and wore an eyeglass.  His
father was good to him, his mother spoiled him, he had not been to a
public school, and had never had a thrashing in his life.  He
believed in himself, in clothes and money, and imagined he was born
to rule men.  He was trying, it was for the first time, in the
steamship _Pilgrim_ of 6000 tons register, owners Fortescue and Son
of Liverpool, bound from New Orleans to Cape Town with a cargo of
mules and horses for the British Government.  The _Pilgrim_ was three
days out from the mixed mouths of the Mississippi, and already there
was the devil to pay and no pitch hot.

'Trouble, didn't I smell trouble like a gas-works?' said Bob Wadd.
'It stuck out a foot while we were lyin' at the Picayune Tier.  And
just as soon as I heerd old Fortescue was took sick, and that dear
Bertie was goin' to come with us to manage these blighted
'orse-keepers, I knewed cyclones would be nothing to the ructions
that was in sight.  And look at the old man!'

He appealed to his shipmates to look, in their minds, at the skipper,
and say what they thought of him.  Wadd objected to Captain
Scantlebury's white hair, to his meek manner, to his way of walking,
which was a waddle, to his religion, to everything that was his.

'Sings 'ymns, don't 'e?' said Wadd scornfully, 'preaches, don't 'e?
And don't drink neither, oh no!  Reads the _Pilgrim's Progress_, a
reg'lar child's book!'

'Gahn, it's a log-book he wrote hisself about this packet,' said
Green, as they sat in the fo'c'sle in the second dog-watch, with the
rest of the men listening.

'You're an ignorant man, Green,' replied Wadd; 'I'd fair despise to
argue with you about books.  'Owsever, 'ere we are, out to sea, and
the skipper and mates dunno where they are with this 'oly crowd of
'orse-keepers, and dear young Bertie walkin' about among 'em with his
revolver out and his eyes starin' and usin' delicate language to 'em.
There's trouble right ahead, and hany moment there may be bloodshed.'

For once a foremast growler hit the situation off to a T.  And no one
else did, except some of the mixed gathering who had shipped in the
_Pilgrim_, one to every seventeen horses, to look after them on their
way to the war.

'It's almost peaceful now,'said the skipper, 'it was a great and
blessed relief to send the carpenters ashore.  Their hammering drove
me mad.  How are you getting along with the horse-keepers, Mr.
Fortescue?'

Bertie Fortescue nodded drily.

'I've got 'em to rights,' he said; 'they see already they can't
impose on me.  I let 'em see right off that I carried a revolver and
meant to stand no nonsense.  With men of their class it's no use
being soft sawdery, is it?'

Old Scantlebury might be soft, but he was not quite a fool or without
experience.

'I wouldn't be too hard on 'em, Mr. Fortescue,' he said anxiously,
'they're a very tough lot.'

'I'll show 'em I'm tougher,' said Bertie firmly, as he stuck his
eyeglass in his eye.  'They'll not impose on me.  They respect me
already.  I can see it.'

The holy gang that respected him were shrieking for'ard at that very
moment over Mr. Herbert Fortescue, of Messrs. Fortescue & Son.  For
as it happened, there were several humourists among them as well as
several who ought to have been hanged, and the jokers leavened the
whole lump so that there was peace at present, if the row was to come
later.

'Hell,' said Arizona Bill, 'did you ever see such a thing as thishyer
Fortescue?'

'I should smile,' replied a man from Michigan, 'by the holy Mackinaw,
he's a daisy, Fortescue!  What'll we call him, boys?'

'Oh, call him Bertie, that's his name too,' cried some one from
British Columbia.  'The next time he gives me taffy, I'll say, "Dry
up, Bertie!"'

Arizona grinned.

'Boys, it's Bertie all the time.  Did you pipe his gun?  That elegant
dude with a gun!  Bought it for us, boys.  And his voice, too.
"Hee'ar, men, pawss this aw--rope throo this--aw--thing, aw!"  Oh, he
makes me sick!  Does he know a horse from a mewel!  Oh, ain't he
tender, and so green and juicy!  But that thing, and a gun, is what
fetches me every time.  He'll shorely be pullin' it down on one of
us, onless one of these mustangs kindly plants his heels in his
stomach and lays him out.'

There were plenty of mustangs equal to the job if they hadn't been
moored so close.  For the _Pilgrim's_ fifteen hundred mixed rakings
and scrapings of Texas included many able equine gymnasts, many
supremely skilled kickers, many that looked for some one to bite as
if indeed all flesh was grass.  There were real horses on board;
there were imitations; some had pedigrees and were unsound, some had
no pedigrees and were no sounder; some had teeth and some hadn't.
There were mustangs, 'Kieutans,' bronchos, ponies.  Some could be
ridden, some no one could ride.  They could, however, be sold, and
England bought them.  They were black and grey, white and brown, and
bay and sorrel.  There were 'painted' horses, or Pintos, skewbalds
and piebalds; there were claybanks, and true buckskins, some with
black and some with silver tails and manes; some half-hairless,
patchy, some with heads like battered fiddles, some with rumps like
ancient hatstands; some were blind, some wall-eyed, some were fat and
some thin, some worth dollars, others worth cents, but all costing
gold because the British Empire was in the market shouting for
horses, and yelling 'I'll take all you've got!'

But if the horses were mixed brutes, the men that looked after them
were no less a marvellous collection of terrible uniques.  Old Bob
Wadd reckoned them up.

'There's Texans 'ere, and some from Arizona, and half a dozen
bleeding Mexicans, and three real Dutchmen, and two Danes and a Finn,
and some real Spaniards and a one-eyed blackguard from Vennyzweela,
and seven nigs, and a bally Kanaka, and several English and three
Irish, and two Kanucks and three Canadian Frenchmen.  That's all I've
marked off, but bimeby, I expects a Greek, and a Rooshian, and a
Prooshan, and a Turk, and a Chinaman will turn up.  Oh, they've the
'oliest lot of unhung pirates I ever see on board a ship or on a
wharf!  And dear, dear Bertie 'as the management of 'em!  Shipmates,
mark my words, you'll 'ave a tale to pitch when you 'ops ashore out
of this horse-packet as'll curl hair equal to any curlin' tongs.  The
first time it blows and the 'orses begin to kick and peg out, Bertie
and these shinin' gems out of the jool-case they calls Noo Orl'ans,
will be 'aving awful arguments on the main deck.  I smells trouble
afar off like, as I said afore, from a gasworks or a candle factory.'

The two mates said the same.  They said it to themselves.  They said
it to the 'old man.'  The first mate groaned to the second greaser,
and even to the third.

'Forder, I opine there will be serious difficulties yet between this
young Fortescue and these horse-keepers.'

Mr. White always 'opined'; it was as favourite a word with him as
'exploit' is with a socialist orator, or as 'transpire' is with a
third-rate journalist.

'I opine there will be serious difficulty,' repeated the chief.

'Would you mind, sir, if I told you my opinion of Mr. Fortescue?'
asked the second.

'Not in the least,' said Mr. White.

'Then I think he's the biggest ass I ever set eyes on,' said the
disgusted Forder, 'and I hope some of that bally gang will take away
that glass eye of his and his revolver and throw 'em both overboard.'

'I opine it would do him good,' said Mr. White pensively.

'I'm darn well sure it would, sir,' said Forder; 'I could have put up
with old Mr. Fortescue, though I never knew any good come from havin'
owners on board, but his son and heir gives me the hump.  It's bad
enough havin' a cargo of horses, and worse havin' these pit scrapin's
to tend 'em, but Mr. Bertie makes me tired.  If he gets into trouble
with these Texans for'ard, the old man can read him out of it with
hymns and the _Pilgrim's Progress_ for all I care.  I've been in the
West, and I know he can't bull-doze this crowd.  Oh, he makes me
weary!'

When there is trouble in a ship, there's trouble for all hands.  And
trouble was certainly breezing up to windward, because the _Pilgrim_
struck in on a southern edge of a cyclonic disturbance coming up from
the eastward on its way north-west, and the westerly gale that played
with them made matters extremely lively for every one.  It was the
purest misfortune for all on board the _Pilgrim_ that Bertie was not
sick, though he had never been in bad weather before.  It increased
his good opinion of himself, which stood in no need of any increase.
He swaggered as if he were an old salt, and had been pickled in the
year of Trafalgar.

'All these brutes forward are sick, Captain Scantlebury,' said Bertie
haughtily.  'They are a lot of useless scum--aw.  Those that aren't
ill don't know a horse from a mule, and those that know a mule from a
horse are too ill to know themselves from a bale of hay.'

'Don't be too hard on 'em, sir,' urged the old skipper.  'This won't
last long, and when they get over bein' sick, they'll be all right.'

'If I was as soft--aw--as you want me to be,' said Bertie, 'they'd
walk over the lot of us.  I've just booted three to work, and I'll
boot the rest in about three minutes, or I'll know the reason why,
confound them!'

He went forward along the main deck and interviewed some of his men.
Among them he interviewed one Arizona Bill, who was in a state of
collapse to which he had long been a stranger.  As he explained
later, sea-sickness was an illness which resembled the results of
drink combined with cholera and a few other very fatal diseases, and
it took all the stiffening out of a man.

'Get up and get to work,' said Bertie pitilessly.

'Not much,' said poor Arizona, 'I'm dyin'--  Oh!'

He said 'Oh' several times.

'Get up, or I'll kick thunder out of you,' said Bertie.

Even in collapse a gleam came in Arizona's eye.

'Don't you kick me, Bertie, or I'll kill you when I'm well,' he said.

And Forder came along just in time to prevent Bertie doing what he
said.  Forder grabbed him by the arm.

'You don't know what you're aimin' at, sir,' said Forder.  'Do you
reckon they'll be sick the whole passage, Mr. Fortescue?  If you want
to kick any one, go and kick a Dutchman.'

Bertie wrenched his arm loose.

'Confound you, sir, let go my arm!  What the devil do you mean by
interfering with me, sir?  I'll sack you in Cape Town the very moment
we get there.  He--he called me _Bertie_!'

'Sack? be hanged,' said Forder.  'And did he call you Bertie?  Well,
you are Bertie, aren't you?  But you're green too, or you wouldn't
threaten to boot an American of that sort.'

'You don't know who you're talking to,' said Bertie furiously.  'For
two pins I'd knock you down.'

Forder walked for'ard.

'Oh, go to bed,' he said contemptuously.  But in less than ten
minutes he was interviewing the 'old man,' and explaining how he had
saved Mr. Fortescue's life.  The skipper abused him severely.

'I shall be compelled to take the very severest steps with you, Mr.
Forder,' piped the old man.

'You can't do worse, sir, than send me for'ard and fire me at Cape
Town and mark me D.R.,' said Forder in the civilest tone, 'and I'm
ready to shift my dunnage for'ard right now, sir.  But I tell you
that Mr. Fortescue won't get to Cape Town at all if he plays up with
those chaps for'ard.'

'I can take care of myself,' roared Bertie, 'and I don't require your
advice.'

'You'll get no more of it,' said Forder.

'There, there,' said the skipper, 'of course you'll get no more of
it, Mr. Fortescue.  Mr. Forder says you won't.  That will do, Forder.
I am exceedingly displeased, outraged, annoyed.  But as you have
apologised you can go.'

Forder opened his mouth, shut it again, scratched his head, looked at
Bertie, sighed, and went down the port poop ladder very slowly.  When
he reached the deck he walked across to his own berth, put his head
inside, and swore vigorously.  After this relief he went for'ard
again.

'I don't care what trouble there is,' he said, 'so long as it ain't
bloody trouble.  I'll have a yarn with this Arizona chap as soon as
he stops sayin' "Oh," so bad.  I ain't bin in Texas myself, flat
footin' it over the ties, without knowin' the breed.'

He did know them, and it is very possible that his hard-earned
knowledge turned a tragedy into a comedy, and helped to make a man of
the owner's son, instead of a very good-looking corpse.  For it must
be owned that Bertie was not a bad-looking young fellow, and had the
makings of a man in him under his conceit.

The wind took off that night, for the centre of the cyclone moved
steadily to the north-west, while the _Pilgrim_ was heading more to
the south of east, with Trinidad on her starboard quarter.  Forder's
watch below that night was from eight to twelve, and he took the
chance of seeing Arizona Bill, who had now ceased to say 'Oh,' and
was saying 'Ah' with a sense of deep relief as he lay on a hay bale,
and wondered what folly had brought him to sea when there was so much
solid prairie in Arizona.

'How are you makin' it?' asked Forder.

Arizona sighed.

'Why, sir, I'm of opinion I shan't actuly die this time.  But I've a
mighty strange feelin' of a void within that I've no rek'lection of
experiencin' since I was three days without hash in the neighbourhood
of the Californian mountings.  Thishyer sea-sick business is a holy
terror, and some new to me.  I'd admire to see my enemies takin' a
hand in the game while I stood out.'

'To-morrow you'll be as fit as a fiddle,' said Forder, 'it'll do you
good--scrape out your limbers, so to speak.'

Arizona shook his towzled head.

'Well, sir, I'd ruther be done good to more gently, for if thishyer's
a cure for indigestion as the cook reckons, it should be a root cure
and no fatal error.  And now I rek'lects it was you as stopped that
boy Bertie from doin' suthin' he'd ha' bin mighty sorry for!  Sir, I
thank you!  I was mighty sick at that moment, and I felt near my
latter end, and was helpless as a babe.'

Forder grinned.

'Excuse my smilin', partner,' he said, 'but somehow I can't help it
when I think of people bein' sea-sick.'

Arizona sighed.

'Grin, my son, I ain't complainin'.  It makes me smile to see a
tenderfoot tackle a buckin' horse.  I reckon I'm a tenderfoot at sea.'

'Do you know Fort Worth?' asked Forder.

'Do I know my dear yearthly home from the cold clouds of heaven?'
asked Arizona contemptuously.  'I know Fort Worth like ez if it wuz
my pants.  Wuz you ever thar?'

'Ay,' said Forder, 'I was flat bust there, and slung hash for a month
at Canadian Pete's.'

Arizona held out a limp hand.

'Shake, pard,' he said.  And Forder shook.

'I reckoned as there wuz somethin' not so green about you ez the
others,' said Arizona.  'Havin' been in Texas is a great deal, oh,
it's a great deal towards an eddication.  But Arizona----'

'I was in Arizona too,' said Forder, 'at Tombstone!'

'I'm dod-busted,' cried Arizona, quite forgetting he was ill, 'squat
alongside and tell us what you wuz doing over to Tombstone.  This is
real pie, ain't it?  I yearns strangely over the plains of Arizona.
Shake again!  Tombstone, waal, I'm doggoned!  Did you know Red Pete?'

'No, but----'

'Or Apache Adams, him without ears?  Geronimo ear-marked him.'

'I've seen him,' said Forder.

And they let right into a yarn about Arizona and the Apaches, and
Adams and Red Pete, and Ginger Simpson and Two-thumbed Thompson till
the stars came out.

'But about this Mr. Fortescue?' said Forder, when the well of
reminiscence was about dry.  'I want to know what the trouble will
be?'

Arizona Bill looked exceedingly disagreeable.  He would have
impressed a member of the Peace Society very unfavourably.

'Bertie's goin' to die, I reckon,' he said simply.  'He cayn't
survive long, if my opinion is worth a cent.  He kicked three of the
boys, though one don't count bein' a Dutchman, and he used language,
which the Governor of no State could pardon, to Ben Wilkins.'

Forder nodded.

'Damn young ass,' he said, 'but, Arizona, let him down light.  If any
one shoots him, he'll be hung.  This is a British ship, and he'll be
tried at Cape Town, not in Tombstone.'

'If he fell overboard,' said Arizona, 'there's seventy of us here to
try.  He don't know what dynamite he's monkeyin' with.'

'That's so,' said Forder, 'he don't know, and might be taught.
You're the top dog in this crowd, ain't you?'

'I might be,' said Arizona cautiously.

'And you'd oblige me if you could?'

'I would, you're a white man,' said Arizona, 'even if you are an
Englishman.'

Forder, who thoroughly understood the Western attitude towards
Englishmen, took no notice of the last part of Arizona's declaration.

'Then treat him like the baby that he is.'

'Eh, what, smack him, for instance?' said Arizona eagerly.

'Anything you like, except kill him, my son.'

'I see,' said Arizona, 'take his gun from him, and so on.'

'I'm givin' no advice,' replied Forder.

'That's all hunky, I tumble to the racket,' said Arizona.  'I reckons
he sets a high value on that glass eye of his, eh?'

'It looks like it,' said Forder.

'We'll kapsualla it, as B.C. Bob says, and give it to the Major.  He
let on he'd worn 'em once.  He wuz in your British Army, and now he's
the toughest hoodoo on board.'

'Oh, give it the Major then,' said Forder, and he went off.

He met Bertie on the main deck, and they passed as if they were
strangers in the Strand.

'Oh, go to bed,' said Forder to himself.  But he knew he had done a
good deed.

'Haw, bumptious ass, haw,' said Bertie, who had no notion how
grateful he ought to be to the man who knew Texas and Arizona, and
the pride of those who grow upon the high plateaus of the South-West.
He didn't know for several days, and the reason for his remaining
ignorant was the comic spirit that endures in man in all the strange
places of the world and sea, and makes laughter flourish on the
barrenest soil.

There were twelve hundred horses and mules on board, and though they
were packed a bit over-closely there was plenty of ventilation, and
at least half the men in charge knew a horse from a harmonium.  As
the men who knew were naturally the bosses by birth and education,
having been mostly born in Texas and educated on the prairie, the
unlearned learned because they had to.  It was not an unhappy ship
for the horses, even though Bertie knew as much about them as he did
about men.  What was due to Arizona and Ben Wilkins and half a dozen
others he put down to himself.  And he was much surprised at the
peculiar change which came over the whole horse crowd as soon as they
ran into good weather and went along on an even keel.  For the first
ten days every one had been sick and sorry and savage, and now the
main deck and the 'tween-decks fairly rang with laughter.

'Aw, they've come to their bearings,' said Bertie, who liked sea
terms, which he sometimes used quite accurately.  'I think, Captain
Scantlebury, that the men are very amenable after all; my
severity--aw--with them when they were complaining of sea-sickness
did them good.  That fellow they call Arizona Bill has a very good
idea of handling horses, and I can see he now thoroughly understands
that I am not to be scared or imposed upon.'

The skipper was obsequiously glad to hear it.

'Ah, sir, I always said to your father that you knew what's what,
even as a boy.  Dear, dear me, to think I remember you when you
weighed no more than half a hundred.  Going through life is a strange
Pilgrim's Progress, sir, and here we are in the _Pilgrim_ goin'
straight ahead in a calm sea, all so peaceful and so happy, that I
could sing a hymn all the way to Cape Town with horses.  Oh, but
war's a sad, sad thing.'

'Old ass,' said the brutal Forder, whose watch on deck it was, 'which
is the biggest, the old man or Bertie, tires me to calculate.  I'd
rather work out lunars with a monkey-wrench than try to take the
altitude of these asses.  He's got 'em down fine, has he?  Sing hymns
all the way to the Cape, eh?  Oh, my stars!  We'll be hard and fast
ashore on a reef of woe in a twinkle.  The horse-crowd's devilish
merry this night!'

And so they were.  For after their supper the unholiest gang of them
all was gathered on the fore-hatch on the orlop deck, and they made
the horses, who twisted their necks round to see what was going on,
wonder more than ever what strange animals men were.  Arizona lay on
the hatch, and with him was Ben Wilkins.  The Major, who indeed had
been an officer in a crack cavalry regiment, chewed tobacco while
resting against the coamings.  Seth Evans and Missouri Jack were
among the crowd.  So were the Mexicans, though they sat aloof.
Manuel, the one-eyed blackguard from Venezuela, was there too.  And
in the background were the Dutchmen, who included real Hollanders,
Danes, a Swede named Hans, and a Finn known as Tubby when he was
called anything.  A dozen lanterns cast a glimmering and unequal
light on this party in Tophet.  Arizona had the floor, so to speak.
He was very fluent.

'Boys,' said Arizona, 'air we all in this?'

'To bee sure!' said Ben Wilkins, 'the man that ain't goes out with
the muck next mucking-out, if I'm any authority on the doings in this
ole packet!'

'Don't discourage any of us,' said Arizona.  'Ben, you're too fiery.
I've known men that'd die sooner than be encouraged your way.  Your
talk inspires a sperrit of rebellion in the brave.  Let us confine
ourselves to the programme which is entitled as a drayma, "The Takin'
Down of Bertie."  Bertie, boys, is the boss.'

'Boss o' blazes!' said Ben.

'Oh, shucks!' said Arizona, 'do dry up and let me orate.  Am I the
orator or ain't I?  If I'm the orator let me orate in peace; if I
ain't, I'll stand out and be as silent as the grave.  I was
talkin'--aw--about dear Bertie--aw--who walks round with a new
silvery gun, a forty-five frontier pistol, in his nice clean hands,
in order to reduce this unholy crowd to a proper sense o' their
subordination.  Who is it carries a nice new gun, boys?'

'Bertie carries a nice new gun,' said the crowd, shrieking with
laughter.

'Bertie's paw owns thishyer horse-packet, and is some sick in New
Orl'ans right now,' went on Arizona, 'but if his son, who'll own this
_Pilgrim_ when he paysses in his checks, was to be filled up with
lead, the ole man would be some disgruntled.  Who's sick paw would be
some disgruntled if Bertie was to stop lead, boys?'

'Bertie's paw would be some disgruntled,' answered the crowd.

'Does we, the kind and peaceful crowd that looks after horses, need
guns to subdue our bloodthirsty instincts?' asked Arizona.  'Far from
it, boys.  We come from the calm prairies of Texas and sunny Arizona,
where peace flourishes for ever and no man dies without askin' for
death, except in some fatal instances that may be looked on as
accidents.  We are all sorts here, Texans, Arizonians, Californians,
Henglishmen, Kanucks, Mexicanos, but all serenely devoted to the
cause of peace.  Who's the disturbing influence here, waltzing round
with a gun, boys?'

'Bertie is,' said the crowd unanimously.

'Who is it that says "aw" to freeborn citizens of the United States,
to men from Chihuahua, to down-trodden subjects of the King of
England and the Emperor of Prussia?'

'Bertie does,' affirmed the crowd.

'And looks at sons of the prairie and the mountain through a piece of
glass, which the Major here discarded years ago.  Who does that?'

And the crowd said that 'dear Bertie did.'

'I calls all freemen with a clarion voice, to say nothin' of a bugle,
to rise and put him down,' said Arizona.  'We can endure much, and
can endure it long.  But the worm turns at last, and dear Bertie is
doomed.  Boys, who is doomed?'

'Dear Bertie,' said the crowd; 'dear Bertie is doomed!'

'He is doomed to have his gun taken from him, and his eyeglass, if
the Major won't have it, shall be destroyed by the heel of freedom.
Boys, I have done.'

'Bully for you,' said the Major, 'I'll take the eyeglass.'

And the ingenious orator went on deck with his fellow-conspirators to
take the evening air, and commune with the genial and gentlemanly
stokers.  The cinder-shifters owned with much amazement that the most
promising Whitechapel hero with the fire-rake was not a patch on the
chief ruffians from Louisiana and Texas.  They admired Arizona
wonderfully, were marvellously civil to Ben Wilkins, who was a
murderous devil in his heart, and sat at the feet of 'Mizzoura' Jack
and Seth Graves, his partner.  Neither of them could go back to
Missouri, and they said they didn't want to.  At least Jack said so.
Seth was as silent as a cemetery.

'I've a notion,' said Arizona, when he was through his second pipe,
'I've a notion as it'll be best to decorate Bertie for his doin's
hyar.'

'I'd decorate him with a bowie, but for you're sayin' you'll regard
it as a favour if I don't,' said Ben Wilkins.

'You're ever too ready with the knife, my son,' said Arizona, 'but if
you'll stand aside with me I'll furnish your barren and uninventive
genius with a harmless job for your weepon, that you keep in your
boot, which will amuse Bertie worse than wounds.  Let's climb up on
what these gentlemen from the fiery depths calls the _fiddley_ deck,
and I'll breathe an elegant scheme into your starboard earhole, which
is ship's palaver for right ear.'

They climbed up, and presently Ben climbed down and went hunting for
a piece of board.

'Ter-morrer is the fatal day,' said Arizona.  'Jokin' will be the
death of me.  But oh, dear Bertie would almost make Seth Graves
smile, and as for me who was born with a rich endowment of fun, I kin
no more keep off him than a bear off honey.'

The whole ship's company was down on Bertie.  They were down on his
eyeglass, on his nice khaki clothes, on his revolver, on his voice,
which subtly implied that they were nothing, and much less than zero.
And every one on board, with the exception of the skipper, and the
chief officer and the chief engineer, who came from Paisley, and was
probably a brother of the man who owned to coming from there, but
urged in extenuation, 'sure as deeth I canna help it,' knew that
something was brewing among the aristocrats who looked after the
horses which boded Bertie no good.  Forder, of course, knew it, and
said nothing.  The third officer knew it, and said a good deal to the
steward, who hated Bertie worse than poison for telling him how to
run his business.  Bob Wadd and Green, and the rest of the
deck-hands, smelt it.  They smelt it like Bob Wadd's gasworks, and
rubbed their hands joyously.  The firebrands down below used most
horrible language on the subject, and wished that they could have
Bertie in a bunker for a watch to show him what running Cardiff coal
in an iron barrow was like.

'Blimy, and stri-me-pink, but I fair 'ytes to ketch saight of 'im,'
said the boss of the whole gang of stokers.  'Thet vice of 'is syin'
"aw, aw," maikes me feel saime's I did first taime I was blasted fool
enough to come to sea.  I wunner wod them blokes of 'orse-keepers 'as
put up for 'im!  I 'opes it's somethin' that'll larn 'im.'

He smote the burning fire with his rake as if he was preparing a
place for Bertie, and slammed in a few shovels of coal vengefully.
But then stokers are stokers, and hard nuts to deal with, and few men
know them, and those who do often wish they didn't.  It's no soft job
in a stokehold when the thermometer marks 120°, and what little wind
there is, is a following breeze.

And Bertie walked round quite unconscious of his doom.  But he was
conscious, somehow, that every one smiled at him.  Old Wadd grinned
and so did Green.  As he went along the alleyway and by the
ash-shoot, the stokers taking air in that agreeable locality showed
their white teeth and made remarks, audible but unintelligible, as he
passed.  One-eyed Venezuela grimaced like a damaged idol, and said
something blasphemous but humorous in South American Spanish.  Some
of the deckhands said, 'What cheer!  Let her scoot,' as they passed
him.  Arizona said to Ben something about being knocked as high as
Gilroy's kite, and Ben said, 'Aw, hell, aw, what?'  The insolent and
debauched Major, who was only saved from dying of drink by going at
intervals where he couldn't get it, put a penny in his left eye when
he saw Bertie.  And a boy from New Orleans, an elegant young ruffian
of the hoodlum type, yelled out 'Bertie!' from an obscure corner of
shadow.  In his heart Bertie began to wonder whether he had the crowd
down to such a fine point as he had imagined.  But he hardened his
heart and said, 'Aw,' and flourished his gun, his nice new gun, and
talked horse till Ben Wilkins said insolently, 'Ain't Mr. Fortescue a
smart Aleck?' and Bertie thought it was a compliment.

'Ter-morrer's the day of judgment,' said Arizona, as he lay on a bale
of hay and squealed with laughter.  He went round the 'tween-decks
and told the horses so, rubbing their muzzles and pleasing the poor
things very much.  For he understood them as he did men, and loved
them, perhaps, a trifle better.

'Ain't it a pity, horses, that you warn't endowed by a gen'rous
Providence with a just sense of the ridik'lous?  If, by a special
dispensation, you was so endowed, you'd smile to know that Bertie,
who talks horse like a burro, will be showed his real rank in nature
and decorated with the newest thing in orders.'

He shook his head and again addressed his equine friends.

'Boys, you're goin' to the war and will see many jackasses in high
places, but not a burro among 'em equal in jackassery to Mr. Bertie
Fortescue.  Did you say you'd hev a bit of hay, my son?  Here you
are, then, and good night to you.'

Everything went on wheels next day, and, save for one little uproar,
caused by Bertie's not understanding what a Spaniard said, there was
no trouble.  Bertie talked severely to the unintelligent ass who
didn't understand English, and a row was only saved by Arizona, who
could yap Mexican wau-wau like a native of the country.  The Spaniard
said something not to be written, beginning with 'mucho,' and Bertie
said he accepted the apology, and put away his gun.

'We're getting along first-rate, aw,' said Bertie, and so the whole
ship's company said when night fell, and the stars came out and
looked down on the pilgrimage of the _Pilgrim_ on a calm sea, with
just enough breeze from the east of north to make the windsails worth
their positions in the general scheme of things.  And at 5.30 P.M.
the men took their grub, having watered and fed the eager and
impatient cargo, and Ben Wilkins said the 'order' was ready.

'What order?' asked the rest eagerly.

''Tis between me and Arizona,' said Ben; 'and all I'll say is that
it's for dear Bertie.  Wait, and you'll see.'

At three bells in the second dog-watch they watered the horses again,
as the weather was rather more than warm, and at eight bells they
gave them hay for the last time till the morning.  Bertie went his
rounds, and at half-past eight was down on the orlop deck, which was
so badly lighted with electric light that the men supplemented the
electricity with lanterns.  Though there were fewer horses there than
on the 'tween-decks or the main deck, there were more men down on the
orlop deck than on any other.  And they were obviously much amused at
something.  What it was the owner's son did not know till he came
right forward on the starboard side, having begun for'ard on the port
side and walked aft.  He found quite a gathering on the fore-hatch of
No. 1 hold.  A lot were sitting and the rest standing about in two
groups, with Ben and Arizona in the midst.

'Good night, Bertie,' said some one from the background.

'Who the devil said that?' asked Bertie.  He turned to Arizona.  'Was
it you?'

'No, Bertie,' said Arizona, 'it warn't me, dear; I wouldn't think of
takin' such a liberty with so fine a lookin' young man.  Was it you,
Ben?'

Ben shook his head.

'Not me, Bill.  Would I call a nice young boy like him by such a
horrid insultin' name?  No, it warn't me that called him Bertie.'

Bertie gasped.

'Haw--haw!'

And the crowd said--

'Aw--aw!'

And then the young fellow, who certainly did not lack courage, made a
bolt for the biggest gang, and naturally caught the slowest of the
lot, who was a very harmless Dutchman.  He knocked him down and
pulled out his 'gun.'  There was a dead silence for a moment, and
then Arizona stepped up to him.

'What are you producin' that very fine weepon for?' he asked.

And Bertie roared--

'This is mutiny--mutiny!'

'Don't get excited, sir,' said Arizona; 'don't get flighty or
flurried.  With a tough and horrid crowd like this always keep cool.
We wants to know unanimous what your purpose is in wearin' that
weepon and pullin' it out and flourishin' it permiscus?  For we're
very peaceful and worships peace, and hates to die.'

'Go--go to the devil!' said Bertie.  'Confound you, let me pass.'

For now there were at least thirty men round him, and some of the
stokers who were off duty stood in the background roaring with
laughter.

'Make him hand over his gun, Bill,' said Ben, edging closer.

'We'd like to look at it to see if it's a real gun, sir,' said
Arizona, with a very taking air of simplicity.  'Some of us reckons
it's real, and some says your dad heeled you with a wooden one to
scare a timid lot of boys from Arizona and Texas and Louisiana.
Please let us look at it, sir.'

'Do, dear Bertie,' said the rest.  And what happened then no one
quite knew.  Some said Bertie meant to shoot, some said he made a
break for the _brow_ which was the horse-gangway at the main hatch,
and some say that Ben grabbed him.  For about ten seconds there was a
rough-and-tumble on the fore-hatch, in which three lanterns were
finally expended, and then from the rumpus there emerged a pale and
desperate Bertie, without a gun, in the grip of Ben, Arizona, and the
silent Seth Graves.  Jack from Missouri had the gun.

'Boys, the verdict of this expert is that this is a real gun,' said
Jack, 'a real forty-five Frontier pistol, loaded with real
cartridges.  And if you pulls the trigger hard it's likely to go off.'

'There, dear Bertie, see what you've been monkeyin' with,' said
Arizona.  'Mizzoura knows a gun well.  You might have killed one of
us poor boys, mostly orphans too, owin' to similar accidents
happenin' to our paws.'

But the speechless son of the owner found his tongue.

'Let me go.  I'll kill some of you!  What the devil do you mean?'

He struggled frantically, and found his struggles entirely vain.  For
Seth Graves had him from behind in a clutch that it would have taken
a small and healthy grizzly bear to get free of.

'I'll tell you what we mean,' said Ben, dusting himself carefully.
'We mean to give you some healthy advice.  Mebbe you remember kickin'
this child in the ribs when he was sick?'

'And me!' said Seth, who spoke for the first and last time.

'And you let on that you would kick me, boy,' said Arizona, 'and
nothin' but the second officer interferin' saved you from it.  Now
we're goin' to investigate your case and decide what kind of immejit
death will be joodishal.  Boys, put a bale on the fore-hatch and I'll
appint myself judge with a view to strict impartiality, for if I
don't Ben Wilkins will, and he cayn't be impartial, as he said las'
night he'd decided to hang the prisoner if he was appinted judge.'

He climbed on the bale.

'Boys, the Court is now sittin'.  No one that the prisoner hez kicked
can be on the jury.  Them as he hez pulled his gun on ain't
disqualified, or there wouldn't be no panel.  Bein' sworn at ain't no
disqualification neither.'

The jury was formed after several bitter quarrels.  It was composed
of a Louisiana man called Buckeye Joe; a Canadian-Frenchman known as
French Pete; a young Californian originally from Mendocino County,
but later from the San Francisco House of Correction; a Finn; a
Dutchman from Amsterdam; an Englishman who had been born at sea, and
brought up in Australia; and the Major, who in the struggle had
annexed Bertie's eyeglass, and was now wearing it with the curious
effect of making him look almost like a gentleman again, and several
others who came from countries between Patagonia and Hudson's Bay.

'Our verdict is "Guilty,"' said the foreman, Buckeye.

'Don't be previous,' said Arizona; 'he is guilty, of course, we all
know that, but we've got to act impartial and hear some evidence.
And I've to sum up.  You look out for my summing up, Bertie.  It'll
make you squirm, or I'm no true-born impartial citizen of the United
States.  Ben, take the stand and lay your complaint against this
bobtail burro.'

The helpless prisoner shook his head feebly.  He was entirely done
for and seriously alarmed; there wasn't a kick left in him.  Seth
Graves' job was now a sinecure, and he let him go.

'This lop-eared leper kicked me,' said Ben Wilkins, who had been
adding to his already extensive vocabulary of picturesque abuse by
consorting with the stokers.  'He said "Get up, you lazy loafin'
scumpot, and do your dooty," and with that he booted me in the ribs.
If I was on the jury I'd bawl for death.  And it's only because you
asked me to let him off, Arizona, that I didn't slay him when I could
stand.  Boys, your verdict, if just, will be "death."'

This was irregular, and Arizona said so.

'You ain't addressin' the jury, Ben,' said the judge.  'You've no
call to, either.  I'll do that.  You can stand down.'

'I heven't hardly cleared my throat to begin with,' urged Ben.  'I've
a deal more to say, oh, a deal more.'

'Oh, dry up,' said Arizona.  'Who's running this Court, you or me?
Where's the one-eyed galoot from Caraccas?'

The one-eyed galoot from Caraccas testified to having been smitten on
the side of his head by Bertie.  Bill translated the evidence without
editing it.  One-eye said he hadn't killed Bertie because he was too
sick to do it.  He addressed the Mexicans on the jury with much
fervour, and though reproved by Bill, did not cease his oration till
Ben, who was jealous, pulled him down.

A Dutchman spoke afterwards, but did not meet with great sympathy
from the judge.

'Cut it short,'said Bill, 'a Dutchman don't count anyhow, hardly
more'n a nigger.'

This was rather hard on three 'coons' grinning in the background, and
lighting up the darkness with their teeth.  However, Dutchmen and
negroes are never really troublesome unless they are in the majority,
and no protest was made.

After that Arizona refused to hear any more evidence.

'That'll do the palaver,' he said, 'it's as clear as the Missouri in
flood-time that Bertie is a gone coon.  He struck citizens of the
United States with a British shoe, and he smote Caraccas over the
cabeza with a British hand.  The jury can consider their verdict,
while the judge considers his sentence.'

'Ain't the prisoner to be allowed no defence?' asked old Wadd, who
had been given the tip there was something on.

'To bee sure,' said Bill.  'Bertie, can you say anythin' to prevent
your bein' found guilty right off?'

'Go to the devil!' said Bertie.  'I'll have you all in gaol for
mutiny at Cape Town.'

'That's contempt of Court,' said Bill, 'but we pass it by secure in
the dignity of our high office.  Is there any one who can testify on
behalf of poor doomed Bertie before the verdict is announced?'

Not a soul volunteered.

'What! no witnesses ez to character?' asked Bill.  'Would the
seafaring gentleman in the background, who threw some reflections on
me just now by inquiring if the prisoner warn't to hev no defence,
like to speak on behalf of Bertie?'

Bob Wadd shuffled uneasily.  But Green egged him on.

'His old dad ain't a bad sort,' said Wadd at last, with all that
trepidation which paralyses an Englishman in his first speech.  'His
old dad----'

'So far the Court is with you,' said Arizona.  'But the evidence is
what lawyers justly calls irreverent.  His old dad has our sympathy,
but the griefs of the prisoner's parent cayn't interfere with the
course of justice.  Have you anythin' else to allege on his behalf?'

'Well, the grub's good in this packet,' said Wadd desperately.  'And
old Mr. Fortescue----'

'Oh, give us a rest,' said the judge.  'You tire me, my son, by your
continued irreverence.  The fact is you cayn't rake up the least
thing in favour of this benighted burro, and you slide off on the
matter of the chewing, just as if the old man's notions of hash could
help the criminal I see before me.  Gentlemen of the Jury, what is
your verdict?'

'Guilty,' said Buckeye Joe, 'and we all say it, and you might as well
have heard us first as last.'

'Do you all say "Guilty"?' demanded Bill, ignoring the foreman.

'Yep, si, oui, ja, yes,' said the jury, 'by crimes, we do, all of us,
todos, tous, the hull crowd unanimous.  And we sentences him to
death.'

'Rise up the prisoner,' said Bill, 'and the jury can sit down and
hold their blamed tongues.  This isn't _lynchin'_; this is a Court
with a joodishul jedge.  If witherin' sarcasm warn't lost on the lot
of you, I'd tell you what I think of your trespassin' upon my rights.
Rise up the prisoner.'

And Seth Graves 'rose' him up.

'Let me go, you damn fool,' said Bertie.  'How dare you?  You've no
right to do it, to make a fool of me.  Help! help!  I'm not going to
stay here and be jeered at.  Don't you touch me,' and he foamed at
the mouth.  Even Seth Graves found him hard to freeze to.

'Hold on,' said Arizona, now without a smile.  'Mr. Bertie Fortescue,
mebbe you think this is a joke?  Well, so it is, in one way, but not
in the next.  Do you reckon it a joke?'

'No,' said Bertie, through his teeth.

'You're right,' said the judge, 'for at the bottom, my son, it's
tol'rable serious.  While we've been takin' the evidence, I've been
considerin' my sentences.  I reckon one sentence ain't enough, so
I'll do my best to put a few together.  For the sentence of this
Court is that you are to be told briefly and with a rasp what I and
the rest think of you, my son.  Silence, boys, there's somethin'
actual afterwards, and I'm goin' to hev peace while I orate, or a few
of you will go on deck in a horse-sling.'

Arizona stood up, and there was a look in his eye which produced
order.  He turned again to Bertie.

'You miserable young jackass,' said the impartial and just judge.
'You miserable young jackass, listen and l'arn.  We've been good to
you, I've been good to you, and by my orders your life hez been
spared.  You kicked Seth Graves, you hoofed Ben Wilkins in the ribs,
you threatened to kick me, and if it hadn't bin for a friend of yourn
on board this packet you'd ha' bin shot and thrown overboard.  I
wonder if you understand, my son, that you're no one, that you're
ignorant, that you're as green and juicy as grass in rain.  Mebbe you
never saw _men_ before.  We're a rough and tough crowd, we've lived
our lives, seen men die and taken chances ourselves, though I own
some of us are little better than hoboes or tomayto-can vags, and you
come along flourishin' a gun (thishyer gun) that you cayn't shoot
with, and shoot off your mouth at us!  By the great horn spoon, it's
a marvel, boys, ain't it?'

'That's so,' said the crowd seriously.

'Do you believe me, Bertie, when I tell you straight that if I hadn't
interfered you'd hev been dead by now?' asked Bill as he sat down
again.

'No,' said Bertie.

Ben Wilkins got up and walked close to the prisoner.

'Don't you?' asked Ben.  His eyes were like furnaces.  'Don't you?'

'Stand back, Ben,' said Bill.  'My son, don't you think you kin
persuade yourself I speak the trewth?'

There was a strange short silence.

'Speak,'said Bill.

'Ye--es,' said Bertie.

Bill nodded.

'Ah, I thought you'd see it, my son.  It's true, it's truer than most
gospel, as preached.  Why, you miserable galoot, what we thinks of
you is below words.  What do you know?  You know nothin'.  You reckon
you know "horse."  Let me tell that does, that you don't know
"horse," nor mewel, nor even jackass.  Your knowledge of horses is
equal to your knowledge of men.  Mebbe this'll teach you some.  Your
clothes don't make you a man, nor your eyeglass.  You talked a while
back about mutiny!  Waal, I ain't an expert in mutiny, but my notion
is that the only authority such as you possess is the authority
nat'ral to a man.  You've got none.  You said you'd hev us all in
gaol at Cape Town.  Some of us hev assaulted you, eh?  Well, you
assaulted some of us.  Is your opinion of yourself ez high ez it was
at supper-time, or hev you come to the conclusion that you've suthin'
to l'arn?  I don't press for an answer, for I reckon one ain't
required.  You've been taken down some, and we've done it serious,
and without violence, because you're a boy and may be made a man of
yet.  I ain't down on Englishmen, like some is out West.  I know good
men Englishmen, real good.  But your kind, when green, would rise the
dander of a peaceful cow.  The order of this Court is, that your gun
shall be throwed overboard, and that you'll wear no real gun while
we're here to take care of you.  Ben, break up Bertie's nice new gun,
and do it now.'

Ben Wilkins smashed the stock of the six-shooter on the iron coamings
of the hatch, and then broke the trigger.  He threw the disorganised
weapon into a muck-skip.

'Whose nice new gun has been taken away and bust up?' asked Ben.

'Baby Bertie's nice new gun has,' said the crowd.

'And now,' said Bill, 'to take the sting out of these proceedings, we
propose to present you with a gun that cayn't do no harm.  Produce
the gun, Ben.'

And Ben produced a piece of wood shaped roughly in the form of a
six-shooter.

'We invests you with the order of the wooden gun,' said Bill.  'And
our advice to you is, that you will treasure it and put it up in your
cabin and look at it daily till you come to understand why we
presented it.  From the way you've took these proceedings since your
last fight to down Seth, which no man on board can do, this Court and
the rest of the crowd hez hopes of you.  Boys, do I voice the
sentiments of this educational meetin' on the orlop deck o' the
_Pilgrim_, belonging to Messrs. Fortescue and Son, when I say we all
believe that this collegiate course will eventuate in makin' a man of
Mr. Fortescue's son and heir?'

'You do,' said the unanimous crowd.  'We hev high hopes of him.'

'Release the prisoner,' said Bill.  'And this Court is dissolved into
its constituent individuals.'

And Bertie rose from the hatch, not knowing where he was, or what he
was, or who he was.  But of one thing he was quite certain.  He was
not the young man who came below an hour before.  He walked away
perfectly quietly, not knowing that the wooden gun was suspended from
his shoulder by a string.

'Ah!' said Bertie.  He went through the crowd as if he didn't see
them, walked up the brow to the 'tween-decks, and presently found
himself outside his cabin on the spar deck.  He nodded and said 'ha,'
and found the order of the wooden gun.  He dropped it inside the
cabin and went for'ard to the bridge.  Old Scantlebury waddled to him.

'Ain't it a lovely heavenly night, sir?' said the 'old man.'  'And
going along so peaceful, while the stars shine on us.  Are the horses
all right, and the men?'

'They're--all right,' said Bertie.  He seemed so silent that the
skipper said no more.

'I wonder who Arizona meant when he said a friend of mine,' thought
Bertie.  'I'll--I'll ask him.'

He went down below on the main deck and found Arizona leaning on a
breast-rail and rubbing a big grey's muzzle.

'Arizona,' said Bertie.

'Yes, sir,' said Arizona.

'What friend of mine did you mean just now?'

Arizona looked at him.  The electric light was strong there and fell
on Bertie's face.  It seemed quite different from what it had been.
Arizona looked him full in the eyes as if nothing whatever had
happened.

'It was the second mate, Mr. Forder, sir.'

'Why did he interfere?' asked Bertie.

'Well, sir,' said Arizona, 'he hez bin in Texas and in Arizona, and
he understands things.'

Bertie turned away.

'He understands--what?'

'Us, I reckon,' said Arizona simply.

'Thanks,' said Bertie, and he went to the second officer's room, and
tapped at the door.  Forder opened to him, for he was reading.

'Yes,' he said, 'what is it?'

If he spoke without any audible tone of respect, it was only what
Bertie looked for.

'I'm sorry we had that trouble the other day,' said the owner's son.
'I've had a talk with Arizona.'

'Don't mention it,' said Forder.  'It's a beautiful night, Mr.
Fortescue.'

'It is,' said Bertie.  'Good night, Mr. Forder.'

'Good night, sir,' said the second officer.

And Bertie stood for half an hour by the rail looking into the sea.

'Damn!' said Bertie, 'I don't know----'

But Arizona said there were hopes of him.




CAPTAIN BALAAM OF THE _CORMORANT_

Captain Balaam of the _Cormorant_ was an ignorant old fool.  Captain
Benjamin Wood of the _Scanderbeg_ said so.  He was also obstinate,
ferocious, blatant, bigoted, and given to liquor.  Captain Benjamin
Wood said this too.  The crew of the _Cormorant_ agreed with the
crowd in the _Scanderbeg_ that their skipper was a disagreeable
personality: they phrased it differently, they said he was an
adjectival 'blighter.'  And yet for all that there was jealousy
between the crews of the two ships, just as there was jealousy
between the two skippers.  The only difference between them was that
the _Scanderbegs_ believed in their ship and their skipper and the
_Cormorants_ believed in the _Cormorant_ only.  Both vessels hailed
from the same port of registry; they both traded to Australia, and
mostly to Melbourne; they were owned by related rivals, and manned
for the most part by men who knew each others' home affairs.  It was
no wonder that when the _Cormorant_ was re-masted, as she had been
previously under-sparred, the _Scanderbeg's_ crew was very greatly
excited.  Up to the present time their ship had made the best
passages, and now Balaam had announced that he meant to lick the
_Scanderbeg_ by a ruddy ensanguined crimson month.

'You're an ignorant old ass, and can't do it,' said Captain Wood.

'I'm an ignorant old ass, am I?' retorted Balaam, who was slow at
_repartee_.  'I'll show you!'

'I expect you will,' said Wood.  'I know you, Balaam.'

'You know me, do you?' said Balaam.  'Do you know anything against
me?  I despise you, Wood; I despise you.  You shortened sail mighty
quick that time we was in company off the Leuuwin.  Oh yes, you
'anded that foretaups'l mighty quick, and I 'eld on to mine.'

'You'll not do it now the _Cormorant_ has some real spars in her,'
retorted Wood.  'You know, according to your own account, you could
never put enough on her to do her any harm in a cyclone.'

'I never,' said Balaam; 'but any'ow this time I'll lick your ugly
'ead off.  It don't foller because a man's full of scientific talk
that 'e's a seaman.  Great circles and double haltitudes and star
hobservations make me sick!'

'They'd make you sick to work 'em out,' said Wood.  'When you got
your ship resparred you might have got a new set of brains, Balaam.'

And he left Balaam foaming at the mouth as an old timber drogher
foams under bluff bows with a whole gale behind her.

They left London River the same day, and lost sight of each other in
the chops of the Channel.  But since destiny was playing with them
they lay close together under the Line for the best part of a
fortnight in a dead calm.  The _Cormorant_ was the first to draw away
in a series of light flaws, which were really the northern edge of
the South-East Trade, and Balaam signalled to Wood: 'I'll report you!'

'Confound it, she's a wonder in light airs,' said Wood.  'But what
she'll be in bad weather will settle it.  I don't give in; not much.'

They ran across each other once more to the south of the Cape, and
both ships had a first-class opportunity of showing what they could
do in heavy weather.

'I'll run her under before I'll shorten sail,' said Wood.

'Blimy,' said Balaam, 'before I shorten down I'll 'ave the new sticks
out of her.'

Mr. Briggs, the chief mate, implored him to go a bit easy.  'She's
new to it, sir, and we're not settled down and set up the way she
should be yet.'

'I'll show you,' said Balaam.  'If she ain't what she should be it's
your fault.  You're the mate, ain't you?'

But if the mate is responsible for the rigging the skipper is
responsible for trying it, and Balaam drank hard and tried it high.

'I'd rather fetch into Hobson's Bay under jury rig than let that
swine lick us,' said Balaam thickly.  'Mr. Briggs, h'ist that
main-t'gall'ns'l over the reefed taups'l and let her scoot!'

If they hadn't once more lost each other in a screaming south-easter
the catastrophe might have come right then.  It was only when the
_Scanderbeg_ was swallowed up in thick weather and the night that
Balaam got so drunk that Briggs ventured to shorten sail.

'I wish he'd keep drunk,' said Briggs bitterly to the second greaser.

'Ah, his bein' only squiffy is very tryin', sir,' replied Mr. Creak.
'It strikes me, sir, that the men are gettin' disgruntled at the way
he keeps things goin'.  They're beginnin' to want a lot of driving.'

'Then drive 'em,' said Briggs shortly.  He was being driven himself.

The crowd for'ard were really very sore about everything.  They had
no particular grievance; that is, they only had seamen's grievances.
The vessel was undermanned.  Well, all British ships are.  What's the
good of an Englishman if he can't do more than any one else?  They
were, of course, badly fed.  That was nothing: nothing even that it
steadily grew worse.  What hurt them was Balaam's way of looking at
them.  An Italian might have said he had the evil eye.  They didn't
mind his evil tongue.  The truth is that Balaam was sand in their
bearings; they got hot to think of him.  They compared him with
Captain Wood.

'That's a man,' said Charlie Baker; 'a real one.'

'You're over young to go so large about men, my son,' remarked Smith,
a grey-haired veteran who had served his time in the Western Ocean;
'but I allow that Cap'n Wood is all there.  When he was launched he
was classed 100 A1 and no mistake.'

'With a broad A for iron and a Maltee Cross for built under special
survey,' added Tom Paddle, who hailed from Newcastle, and had worked
in a shipbuilding yard.

'I never heard of no Maltee Cross connected with ships,' said old
Smith.

This raised an argument which lasted for the best part of an hour and
ended in Paddle being put down by a unanimous vote, though he shouted
as loudly as possible.

'You must be wrong,' urged his particular mate.  'Don't you 'ear
we're all agin you?'

'I'll fight on it,' said Paddle fiercely.

''Ow could a scrap settle it?' asked Smith contemptuously.  'Suppose
you and Baker fo't over it and you knocked Charlie out, would that
make black white?'

'Then 'ow the devil is a man to know the truth of anything,' said
Paddle pathetically.

It was the first argument of his that the rest owned had some sense
in it.  But the row blew over, as rows do in the fo'c'sle, and they
abused the skipper till eight bells.

But if the row blew over it was more than the gale did.  It lasted
for forty-eight hours and was followed by another.  The way Balaam
carried sail made every sober man shake.  That year, and at that
season, running down the easting was no joke.  And as Balaam knew the
_Scanderbeg_ would go as far south as possible on the Composite Great
Circle Track he did likewise.

'Gawd's treuth,' said Charlie Baker, who was a joker, 'I've 'eard
tell of the brave west winds, but these 'ere are puffectly reckless
'eroes!'

Old Balaam stumped the weather side of the poop, or hung on to the
weather mizzen rigging and bawled--

'Let her scoot; what she can't carry--hic--she may drag.  Mister
Briggs--hic--shake out a reef in the main taups'l; I smells the
cookin' on board the _Scanderbeg_, what ho!'

'Good Lord,' said Briggs.  And Mr. Creak said so too.

'We'll be crawlin' into Hobson's Bay yet under a jury rig,' both
mates agreed.  They prophesied sadly, gloomily; and they prophesied
right.

'The _Scanderbeg_ will lick us by months,' they said.  Here they
prophesied wrong, for the _Scanderbeg_ was a hundred miles only to
the south'ard, and the same gale that was destined to whip the sticks
out of the _Cormorant_ was worse the further south it blew.  They
were then in latitude 45° S. and longitude 56° W., and the Crozets
were on their starboard quarter.  The real gale started at N.W. like
a perfect fiend, grew into a hurricane from the west with the centre
of the disturbance to the south-'ard, and when it passed away with
frightful squalls into a steady sou'wester, the _Cormorant_ was lying
head to wind, anchored to part of her own wreckage, and she hadn't a
feather to fly with.  Captain Balaam went below and called to the
steward.

'Bunting, rum!' said Balaam, and Bunting, who was as white as
spindrift with terror, brought it.  Balaam went to sleep calmly, and
left matters to Briggs and Creak.  The worst having come to the
worst, being left to themselves, they proved to be men.  They had
something to do and did it.  They cut all the wreck adrift and rigged
a proper sea-anchor and repaired damages as best they could.  But
they couldn't repair the damage done to the provisions.  The whole of
the front of the poop had been burst in by the sea, and a big hole
driven by the mizzen-topmast into the deck right through the poop and
main deck into the lazarette.  Into that there went so much water
that anything not in tins was unfit to eat.  And now all the pork and
beef, save that in the harness casks, was found to be rotten.

'Great Scott!' said Briggs.  The crew of the _Cormorant_ anticipated
starvation and had huge appetites.  But they bore up well.  A day
ahead is enough for men of the sea.  Charlie Baker took hold of the
boys and felt them all over to see if they were fat.  The others
thought it an admirable joke.  The boys were not so sure that it was.

'Never mind, mates,' said Baker, 'a boy will go a long way, and we
'ave three!  But I wonder 'ow the _Scanderbeg_ is makin' it?'

There is something peculiarly diabolical at times in the way of the
sea.  It was a coincidence, though perhaps an ordinary one, that the
poor _Scanderbeg_ was just then wallowing at a sea-anchor a hundred
miles to the south of them, with nothing but the stumps of her masts
to show a rag on.  But it was a far more extraordinary coincidence
that her crew were in danger of starvation.  As Captain Wood did not
drink, his steward did.  It seems necessary that some one shall at
sea, and though it is usually the skipper, who has no one to control
him, it excites no surprise to find that the steward does.  This
particular specimen of a hard-worked individual went into the
lazarette with an uncovered candle, sampled some rum, which was forty
over proof, and fell asleep to wake in a world where we are led to
believe drink is scarce, though smoking is permitted.  And the
_Scanderbeg_ was on fire just when the wind from the N.W. and a
falling barometer announced the approach of a hurricane.

The fire was put out and the steward dragged out, but what with fire
and smoke and water combined, the provisions he had charge of were no
more likely to do their duty than he was.  They put him overboard
gloomily, and that night the hurricane fell on them and did its worst.

'Well,' said poor Captain Wood, 'I'm afraid the _Cormorant_ will beat
us this time!'

But he did not take to drink and camp in a wet bunk as Balaam did.
He worked day and night with his two mates, and made some sort of a
show with a jury rig inside of twenty-four hours.  But he was very
much troubled about the 'grub.'  Ships are never over-provisioned,
and even the stock of canned goods had been fired and fuzed.

'I'd give fifty pounds for a ton of biscuits,' said Wood.

It wasn't till they were under way again and doing nearly four knots
an hour with the sou'wester behind them, that an idea struck him.

'By Jove,' said the skipper.  He slapped his thigh and suddenly
became cheerful.  Mr. Boden, the chief mate, was very curious but did
not express his curiosity.

'The old man has something in his mind,' he told the second greaser,
Tom Hankin.

'I wish I had something in my stomach,' said Hankin.

And the skipper went below.  When he came up he altered the course to
E.N.E., and Boden having taken a squint at the chart, became much
more cheerful.  So did Hankin, though he tightened his belt.  So did
the crowd for'ard, though they tightened theirs.

And the next day they ran across the _Cormorant_ in that almighty
waste of grey storm.

'Blimy,' said the crew, 'maybe we'll get some toke from this 'ere
'ooker wot's 'ad the syme misforchune as ourselves.  I wonder what
she is?'

So did Wood, and when he found out he would have been much more than
human if he had not been pleased, though he had not read La
Rochefoucauld.

'She won't lick us into Melbourne after all,' said the skipper.

He hove the poor old _Scanderbeg_ to under the lee of the
_Cormorant_, and she lay wallowing comfortably under a rag of a
faked-up trysail and the head of a staysail showing on her forestay.
Wood bellowed to windward with a speaking-trumpet, 'Where's Captain
Balaam?'

Poor Briggs was tired and cross and insubordinate in his mind.

'In his bunk,' came down the wind.

'Is he hurt?'

'Drunk, sir,' said the distant voice.

'What did he say?' asked Wood of his mate.

'He said Captain Balaam was drunk, sir.'

'Ah,' said the skipper.  He asked no more about Balaam, but inquired
if they could let him have some provisions.  The answer he got was
rather a blow.  But it was not so much of a blow to him as the
question had been to Briggs.

'We're starving already,' bellowed Briggs forlornly to the wind, and
the sea and the wreck to loo'ard of him.

'When will you get sail on her, d' ye think?' asked Wood.

'To-morrow,' replied Briggs.

'Make for St. Paul,' said Wood; 'provisions are stored there, so I
see in the Directory.  We'll share 'em!'

'Thanks,' said the other speaking-trumpet.  And then silence fell
between these two partners of the sea in high misfortune.

'She's really not so badly crippled as we are,' said Wood.

And that was true; so true, that on the morrow the _Cormorant_ crept
out of the waste of tumbling seas and the gloom of the grey dawn and
wallowed past them.  Balaam was on deck dancing.

'Licking thunder out of you, you dog,' was his polite message of
thanks to the _Scanderbeg_.  'Crippled or all ataunto, we can knock
spots off of your old barge.'

'Oh, he's a gentleman,' said Wood.  'We won't reply.'

'I'm sorry he's likely to get to the island first, sir,' put in his
mate.  'I'd not be surprised if he grabbed all there is to get, sir.'

'Oh no, surely,' said Wood.  But though he said so, the notion bit
into him and made him all the more anxious to get more sail on her.
He worked with the men like one of them, and only slept two hours out
of the twenty-four.

'He's a bully old man,' said his hungry crew: 'the best skipper we
ever sailed with.  Oh, but ain't we 'ungry!'

They were hungrier yet when they sighted the crater of St. Paul and
rounded to on the north-east coast opposite the broken entrances to
the inner crater harbour.  They anchored in deep water, and so long
as the wind stayed west of south were in perfect safety.  But there
was no _Cormorant_ in sight.

'By Jove,' said Wood, 'she's missed it after all.  I'm not surprised.
Balaam's no navigator.  Called me a dog, did he?  Well, I've smelt my
way here and he's out of it.'

The crew were joyful and excited.  This was something new, something
a little out of the way in the dull, dead monotony of sea-life, which
as a rule is about as interesting as running a water-cart up and down
a suburban road.  The august and awful sea is only august and awful
for those who have august minds.  Seamen as a rule haven't; they have
only awful language.

'Blow me tight,' said Bill Waite from Shadwell.  'I sye, this is a
gyme!  Sye, Tom, let's desert and live 'ere for hever and make a
farm!'

'Oh, let's,' said his mate, Fred Day.  'If it's anythin' like the
Canary Bird Islands, it'll be a fine farm for sulphur and cinders.
What I want is the grub, and get out of it.  Give me Sandridge and a
pot of she-oak.'

They went ashore, pulling in through the crater entrance, and were
surrounded by gloomy walls nearly a thousand feet high.

''Tain't exactly as bloomin' as the Isle of Man,' said Bill, 'at
least not on a Benk 'oliday.  Where's the grub, d'ye think?'

They found out where it was very soon.  At least, they considered
they were able to deduce from the facts in front of them where it
was.  The rude stone and lava hut in which it had been stored stared
them almost in the face.  But it was odd, they said, that the door
was open.

When Mr. Briggs reached it he turned round and looked very much
disturbed.  So did the hut.  It had been disturbed recently, and
there wasn't as much as the smell of a biscuit left in it.

'The _Cormorant_ has been here and taken it all,' said Briggs.  You
could have knocked the boat's crew down with much less than a
belaying pin.  They collapsed upon adjacent blocks of lava and said
things not fit for publication except in realistic novels.

'The swine,' sighed Charlie Baker.  'Oh, ain't there nothin', sir?'

'Not a thing,' said the mate.  He led the way back to the boat, and
under the wondering eye of the skipper, which was just then glued to
a telescope, they embarked and rowed back like a funeral procession.

'Captain Balaam has taken all the provisions, sir,' said the mate.

'All?'

'Every biscuit, sir.'

'Get the anchor up and make sail,' said the skipper.  He went below,
and when he came on deck again the _Scanderbeg_ was standing out to
sea.

'Muster the men aft, Mr. Briggs,' said Captain Wood.  And when they
came aft the old man addressed them.  The pith of his address lay in
the tail of it.

'We must catch the _Cormorant_,' he said.  And the men said they
would if human hands could get enough sail on their old wreck to
catch the robber and scoundrel, then somewhere to the east of them.
Men and mates and the skipper took their coats off.  They clapped
make-shift sails on every stay till the _Scanderbeg_ looked like a
laundry drying-yard.  They got up another jurymast made of the fished
halves of the main topmast.  They made her four knots into five, into
five and a quarter, into five and a half, and then they lay down at
midnight and dreamed of eating.

They sighted the _Cormorant_ ahead of them two days later.

'There she is, the thief,' said the men.  As the weather was now
finer and dry, they wetted their rags of canvas so that the sails
held a little more wind; they rigged up more canvas yet by lacing it
to the foot of their foresail, which did most of the work.  They hung
out their clothes to dry, and tied them so that the very shirts held
wind.

'All right, my sons,' said the crowd of the _Scanderbeg_, 'wait till
we catch you.'

They drew up with her at dark.  The weather was moderating fast, the
heavy sea went down rapidly: the wind fell light, and stars shone
through the breaking canopy of clouds.  The _Scanderbeg_ drew up on
the _Cormorant's_ starboard quarter slowly.  It was obvious that in
her present trim she could out-sail the other vessel anyhow, and this
in spite of the fact that Briggs had made good use of his spare
topmast.  The _Scanderbeg_ had none.  It had broken from its
lashings, and gone overboard like a match out of an emptied pail when
she was nearly under water and came up out of the smother like a
diver.

The crew of the _Scanderbeg_ were on the fo'c'slehead.

'Will he run aboard of 'em?  By crimes, there'll be ructions,' said
Bill Waite dancing.  'Oh, the miserable dogs; oh, the scum o' the
seas; oh, the pirates!'

'Dry up, you ass,' said his mate.  'The skipper's goin' to 'ail 'er!'

'_Cormorant_, ahoy!' said Captain Wood, who came for'ard to the
t'gallant fo'c'sle.  'Cormorant, ahoy!'

'Hallo!' said Briggs from the poop.

'What made you take all the provisions, Mr. Briggs?'

'The captain's orders, sir,' said poor Briggs, who was obviously
ashamed of himself and his ship.  'I couldn't help it, sir.'

The two moving wrecks were now almost alongside.

'Clew up the foresail, Mr. Hankin,' said Captain Wood.

The sail was clewed up, and now the _Cormorant_ drew a little ahead.

'I want to see Captain Balaam,' said Wood.  'Is he drunk now?'

The night was suddenly dark, and the figures of the speakers barely
distinguishable.  Nevertheless those on the fo'c'slehead of the
_Scanderbeg_ were aware that Briggs suddenly disappeared and was
replaced by some one else.

'I'm not drunk, you swab,' hiccuped Captain Balaam.  It was a very
obvious misstatement on his part.  'I'm not drunk, you miserable
howler.  There warn't enough grub for one, let alone two, so I
collared the lot.'

A voice was heard from his ship which contradicted him.

'That's a lie.  There was plenty for both!'

Balaam left the poop hurriedly and was heard inquiring for the
mutineer who dared to put his oar in at such a time.  Every man jack
on the main-deck protested it was not he.

'Very well,' said Balaam, 'when I find who it is, I'll hammer him
flat, flat!  I'll massacre him!'

He came back to the poop and resumed his talk with Wood.

'Not enough for two--hic--and if there was you shouldn't have it.
I'll give you a bag of split peas!'

The men in the _Scanderbeg_ groaned.  They had been living on split
peas for three days.  Bill Waite signified what he thought of the
offer by taking an iron belaying pin from the rail and throwing it at
old Balaam.  It was a good shot, but the distance was too great.  It
hit the rail of the _Cormorant_ and fell into the sea.

'Split peas,' said Fred Day; 'oh, lor'!  What'll our old man say to
that?'

Wood was a gentleman, and he very rarely used bad language.  There
are times, however, when language to do any good to the user must be
bad, and Wood told Balaam what he thought of him.  He ran the
_Scanderbeg_ close up alongside until Balaam thought he was going to
be boarded, and then addressed him.  His crew roared with applause
and hissed Balaam furiously.  They called him every horrible thing
they could think of, and Charlie Baker said 'Hear, hear' from the
_Cormorant's_ main-deck.

'It ain't our fault, maties,' he cried.  'Old Balaam's a cock-eyed
blighter!'

But Wood roared, 'Silence fore and aft,' and spoke once more.

'Will you divide the provisions, Captain Balaam?  I ask you for the
last time.'

'I'll see you sunk, burnt, and destroyed and doubly damned if I
will,' said Balaam.  'I 'ates you, and don't hown to no obligation to
you.  You never was polite nor friendly.  Now you're repentin'.  You
may go to blazes by express.  My name's Balaam.  I'm captain of this
ship, and don't take horders from a scientific lubber like you.  I
ain't drunk--hic--though you say so.  I'm as sober as a missionary,
quite sober--hic--and hif you incites my crew to mutiny I'll sue you
for damages and justice in Melbourne.  Mr. Briggs, make sail, crack
on!'

He retired to a hencoop and sent for the steward.

'Bunting, gimme a drop o' brandy and gin mixed with a dash o' rum in
it,' said Balaam.

It was his favourite drink.

But in the _Scanderbeg_ Wood was talking to Mr. Boden.

'All right, Mr. Boden,' said he, 'set the foresail and let us draw
ahead.  I'll not put up with this.  We shall be starving in reality
in three days.  We'll get even as soon as ever the sea goes down.'

And somehow it got to the men for'ard that the situation was not to
last.  They ate pease pudding with loathing and smoked heavily.

'We relies on the old man,' they said.  'Oh, what a blighter old
Balaam is.'

They kept a mile or two ahead of the _Cormorant_ all that day, and
when night fell again the sea was fairly calm and the sky clear.

'We've got three boats fit to go over the side,' said the skipper to
Boden.  'Get 'em ready, and now it's dark you can have 'em swung out.
Belaying pins will do.'

What belaying pins would do for soon appeared, when the skipper had
the men mustered aft.

'Men,' he said, 'all the food which should have been divided is now
on board the _Cormorant_, Captain Balaam, who is no gentleman----'

'He ain't no seaman neither, sir,' said Bill Waite.  The others told
him to dry up, and he subsided, blushing at his own audacity.

'And I propose to board his vessel and compel him to divide it.'

'Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!' said the crowd.  'Oh, ain't this somethin'
like!'

'If there is any resistance,' went on Wood, 'it must be put down.
For that purpose each of you will take a belaying pin, but you will
leave your knives behind.  In half an hour I shall shorten sail and
man the boats.  You will all keep silence.  I shall go with you
myself to see that no unnecessary violence is used.  Mr. Hankin, you
will remain on board with two of the boys.'

As there were three boys it is unnecessary to state that there was an
almost immediate fight to see who were to stay.  Both who did were
much more damaged next morning than the victim who went.

At midnight the foresail was clewed up and a few more of the
make-shift sails furled.  The boats were lowered safely, and in ten
minutes the _Scanderbeg_ was only manned by a sorry second mate and
two sore boys.  The vessel moved off slowly into the starry darkness,
looking like a huge house-boat converted into a laundry.  To the
westward the _Cormorant_ loomed darkly.  She grew slowly as they
waited in perfect silence.

'This will be a lesson to Balaam,' said Captain Wood across the quiet
sea to Boden.  'I hope, I sincerely hope, that he is not drunk, Mr.
Boden!'

'Gosh, we're pirates of the deep,' said Waite, and the men in his
boat chuckled.

'Silence in your boat, Waite,' said the skipper.  And as the
_Cormorant_ drew nearer and nearer the boats divided.  The skipper's
boat and Waite's lay ready to board her on the starboard side.  Boden
was to rush her on the port.  Now they heard the very lip of the seas
against her bows.  Her broken spars stood up against the sky.  They
heard a voice aft.  Some one struck one bell on board of her.  The
man on the look-out sleepily said that it was 'All well!'  And now
her bows were above them.  They pulled a stroke and her sides loomed
high.

'Hook on,' said the skipper, and before the _Cormorant_ knew it she
was seized by what Waite called 'the pirates of the deep.'

'She's ours,' said Waite as he jumped on deck and found no one to
oppose him.  In half a minute there wasn't a soul in the boats, which
promptly went adrift.  Mr. Briggs, who was the officer of the watch,
was an unreluctant prisoner in the hands of Captain Wood.

'I couldn't stand it, you see,' said Wood, as he shook hands.

'I ain't a bit surprised,' replied Briggs; 'in fact, I rather
reckoned you'd not put up with it.'

'Fetch up Balaam,' said Wood.  And Balaam was brought up.  By this
time the two crews, who were no longer jealous of each other, were
standing together on the main deck on the friendliest terms.

'You're our prisoners,' said Waite cheerfully.  And the crew of the
_Cormorant_ laughed, while Balaam bellowed like a bull on the poop.

'It's piracy, rank piracy,' roared Balaam, as he struggled in the
grasp of Boden and his enemy, the skipper of the _Scanderbeg_.  'This
is piracy, and you'll be 'ung for it!'

They slammed him down upon a hencoop with considerable violence.

'Dry up, you old thief,' said Boden.  'You ought to be ashamed of
yourself.  If you don't stop kicking I'll land you on the jaw.'

He shook Balaam till his teeth chattered and he called on Mr. Briggs
for help.  Briggs turned his back to him and walked to the rail on
the port side of the poop.

'We've come for those provisions, Captain Balaam,' said Wood, 'and we
mean to have them.'

'You're a pirate,' said Balaam thickly, 'oh, you're a pirate.'

'And you're a miserable, cowardly thief,' replied Wood.  'I don't
propose to argue with you.  Mr. Boden, when we come up alongside the
_Scanderbeg_, shorten sail and we'll wait till daylight.'

'You're givin' orders in my ship,' said Balaam.  'Oh, this is horrid,
it's a nightmare; it ain't real!  I must be dreamin'!'

He yelled horribly, and it took three men to hold him.  One of them
was his own second mate, who hated him venomously.

'If you make much more row, sir,' said Creak, 'they'll put you over
the side.  I heard 'em say so!'

'Did they, Mr. Creak?' whispered Balaam.

'They did,' said Creak.

'This is horrid, Creak.  Oh, Creak, am I dreamin'?  Pinch me, so's I
shall know.'

And Creak gave him a nip that drew a shriek from him.

'You've took a piece out, confound you,' said Balaam.

'I'm very sorry, sir,' said the second greaser, with a pleased smile.
'But you ain't dreamin', and the pirates down on the main-deck are
very savage against you.  I'd give up the grub quickly.'

'Would you?' asked Balaam.

'I would, sir,' said Creak.  'Paddle whispered to me just now that
they had fixed it up to hang you, and Captain Wood too if he
objected.'

And Balaam, whose sobriety was returning under the stress, lost his
courage as his alcohol evaporated.

'I'd beg their pardon, if I was you,' said Creak.  'It's horrid being
hung.'

'Yes, yes,' said Balaam.  'Tell 'em they can have the grub quite
quiet.  I'd--I'd like to go below.  Creak, I feel cold.'

And Creak was allowed to lead him to his cabin.  When he got there,
he locked himself in, and piled all his possessions against the door.
He fell into his bunk shivering, and when he slept he dreamed
horrible dreams, which were the offspring of terror and alcohol.  He
sobbed and said, 'Nobody loves me!'  He came near to seeing rats.

And in the meantime the two vessels lay alongside within a cable's
length of each other, while Waite and Boden used one of the
_Cormorant's_ boats to pick up their own.  The cook of the
_Cormorant_ was busy in the galley, and the crew of the _Scanderbeg_
ate a square meal the first time for ten days.

'This is much better than split peas,' said Bill Waite.  'I shall
loathe peas all my life.  I don't know which I despise most, Balaam
or pease pudding.  Mates, it must be a horrid thing to have such a
skipper as Balaam.'

The men of the _Cormorant_ said it was horrid.

'He's a cock-eyed blighter,' said Tom Paddle, 'and I most willingly
would see you pirates 'ang him.  And as for the grub we parts with,
what belongs to you comes without grudgin'.'

It was very handsome of Tom Paddle.  But he was known to be generous
even when he was sober.  He helped to transfer the provisions to the
_Scanderbeg_ with the heartiest good-will.  When the transhipment was
made, all the officers of both vessels breakfasted on board the
_Cormorant_, while Balaam lay in his bunk hungry, not daring to call
for anything.

'I know Wood will 'ang me,' he whimpered.  Without brandy, he had to
believe it.

'While I am a pirate, Mr. Briggs,' said Captain Wood pleasantly, 'I
may as well carry it out.  Can you spare me a coil of three-inch
manilla?'

'With pleasure,' said Briggs.  'Is there anything else, sir?'

'What do you say, Mr. Boden?' asked Wood.

'I think we could do with half a dozen stunsail booms,' said Boden.

'I rather want them myself,' said Briggs anxiously.

But Wood was a good pirate, and did not weaken.

'I think we want them more than you do,' said Wood with firmness.
And he got them.  Briggs was sore, but said nothing.

'Is there anything else you would like?' he asked with some natural
bitterness.

'Yes,' said Wood, 'I think we'll take all Balaam's sea-stock of
liquor.  It will do him good.'

'I haven't the least objection to that,' said Briggs.

And half an hour afterwards the _Scanderbeg_ made sail, and forged
slowly ahead of the _Cormorant_ on her way to Albany.

'We'll report you,' said Wood.

But when he was nearly out of sight, old Balaam pulled down his
fortifications and came on deck, looking like a man who by a miracle
has shaved what are known as the 'jimjams.' He sat down and wailed
for Bunting.

'Yes, sir,' said Bunting.

'I think I'll have some brandy and gin with a dash of rum in it,'
said Balaam.

The steward looked at Mr. Briggs and grinned.

'If you please, sir, you can't, them pirates took it all,' said
Bunting.




JACK-ALL-ALONE

As it happened, I was the only passenger in the steamship _Hindoo_,
and I found little entertainment in the company of her officers.  The
skipper was said never to open his mouth except upon Sundays, when he
preached furiously to the assembled crowd and promised them hell as a
reward for their labours on the deep sea.  He was a religious maniac,
much in favour with the owners because he combined religion with
honesty and an unequalled degree of meanness about stores.  He was
little, and of a pallor that no sun could touch.  He carried a
hymn-book in his breast-pocket, and loose snuff in a side one.  I
found no comfort in him, and even less in the two mates.  They were
much married men with large families, and were subdued by the fear of
losing their billets.  They hung together and abused the skipper, and
took no interest in the sea or any of its works.  They pined for
inland farms, where they would have been pelicans in a dry desert.  I
turned to the crew, and by dint of giving them tobacco and occasional
nips of liquor overcame their distrust and shyness.  For even though
I had once been a seaman, that time was so far away that I had lost
all look of it.  And even when they knew it, they took it for granted
I had been an officer, which put me out of their range.  It was only
my loneliness and my low cunning with rare whisky that made me free
of their company, and at last loosened their tongues.  I often sat
with them in the dog-watches and set them yarning when I could by
yarning myself.  But only one story that I heard remains in my
memory.  It remains, not so much by its strangeness as by the strange
way it was told, and the difficulty I had in getting it told at all.
It was one of the younger seamen that put me on the tracks of the man
who had it to tell.

'Why don't you try old Silent for a yarn, sir?' he said one day, when
I was on the fo'castlehead with him on the look-out; 'he that says
nought could say a lot.  He might open up with you.  With us he's as
close as a water-tight compartment.  But they do say in this vessel
that he came out of one ship the honly survivor.'

What can one do on board a lonely steamer where there is no one to
talk to and nothing to read, and there are so many unoccupied hours
in front of one?  The days were grey, the sea was grey, and as flat
as last year's news.  I set out yarn-hunting, and went for old Silent
as they called him.  I went for him warily.  To ask him a question
would be to cheat oneself of any expectation.  I ceased to attempt to
talk with him.  But having fallen into his mood, I added to the
compliment by giving him more tobacco on the quiet than I gave any
one else.  I called him into my deck cabin, and gave him a drink of
whisky without a word.  He drank it without a word, wiped his lips,
scraped a sort of bow, and withdrew.

He was a melancholy man, downcast, ragged-bearded, with a glazed,
yellow skin on his face, and shining scales upon the backs of his
hands.  His teeth were black with tobacco-chewing.  His ears had been
pierced for earrings, though he wore none.  His eyes were deep-set,
black; his mouth was a mere slit, his ears large and outstanding,
like a couple of stunsails.  He was obviously strong even yet.  But
he assuredly bore the marks of certain disastrous hours upon him, and
his nerves betrayed him at times.  I saw his hand shake when he
lifted the drink to his lips.

'You've been through something, my friend,' I said to myself.  'I
wonder what it is.  It's not only "D.T."'

Life to my mind is a series of fights, and one is mostly knocked out.
I could see that old Silent had been knocked out.  Well, so had I,
many a time, and his gloomy face appealed to me as a man of like
disasters to myself.  I saw (ay, and see) so many who seem to have no
kind of insight into things.  They are mere children, and one pities
them as one does young recruits going to war.  I've known men to die
without suspecting it.  For the most part, men live without
suspecting any of the dangers, traps, pitfalls, and disasters that
surround them.  There was an uneasy alertness at times in this old
seaman's eye which suggested that he knew Death was close at hand.  I
watched him keenly enough, for I had a great curiosity about him.
What was the story of this poor inhabitant of this strange globe?
What had he in common with those who see through illusion, who can
pierce the hollow earth and see the fires, who can foretell storms,
who can scent immediate and irremediable death?

This was folly, no doubt.  I was in a bad state of mind, and had
disaster behind me, and the shadow of it before me.  There have been
hours in many a man's life when the thought that he could end it was
his only comfort.  Without being in that state, my frame of mind was
not wholly enviable, and I wanted some kind of help that I could not
find.  What was it that sent me to old Silent, if not the intuition
that he had known worse than I?

We talked at last, at midnight, for I had found the clue to his heart
in some inscrutable way beyond my knowledge.  Perhaps he saw
something in me that invited confidence.  Oddly enough, strangers
have often enough opened their hearts to me, when I least expected
it.  There is some deep necessity of confession in men's hearts, and
in speech they compel sympathy--or at least they can plead their own
cause.

''Tis a black night, sir,' said the old man, whose real name was
Gilby, ''tis a black enough night.'

He was on the look-out, and it was the first hour after midnight.  I
climbed up and stood beside him close against the windlass, which
looked in the dark like a stiff, distorted corpse covered with
merciful canvas.  The heavens were low and there was not one star
visible.  Wind there was none, and the sea was a dulled plate of pale
dark steel.  What air blew on the fo'castlehead we made ourselves.
The cargo derricks on their platforms held watch with us: they looked
diabolical and all alert.  Under the straight stem of the _Hindoo_
the sea hissed lightly like water escaping from a cock.  The
vibration of the engines was muffled for'ard; but it beat like a
steady pulse.

'Ay, it's a very dark night,' I answered, as I stood alongside him in
the very eyes of her.

I glanced up at the mast-head light, and what glow came to me blinded
me still more.  But the light was a kind of comfort.  And so were the
side lights.  One could believe with the Chinese that a vessel might
see with painted eyes on the bow.  Neither of us spoke a word for
full ten minutes.

'You've been a seaman, sir?' he asked presently.

'Twenty years ago.'

I went back twenty years, and was no more than a boy.  Now was my
'Twenty Years After.'  My old companions were dead or lost in the
years.

'Twenty years you say, sir?'

There was something strange in his voice, an eagerness, a sharp pain.

'Full twenty,' I answered, dreaming.

'When I was young it seemed as if a man would forget anything in
twenty years, sir.'

There were things one couldn't forget.  I knew that, and I knew that
here was an unforgetful heart of pain.  My curiosity seemed most
unworthy, and I was ashamed of it.  But the old man spoke, and I knew
he was not old.

'It's yesterday, sir,' he said in a low voice, 'and this very night
in November--twenty years ago!  A dark night enough, and yet a
strange light in it.  Did you ever play Jack-all-alone at sea, sir?
was you ever by yourself at sea?  That's the terror of the sea, sir.
A sticky, wet, clammy terror.  For we've mates in ships, even if we
don't speak.  Have you ever felt the big sea and the sky, sir, spread
out and spread over for you alone?'

I had spent one night at sea alone in the English Channel in the fine
but foolhardy game of single-handed sailing.  He brought it back to
me now, and I sat in a little fifteen-foot cutter-rigged open boat in
a great and gorgeous calm to the south and east of Dungeness Point.
At sunset the wind failed, and left me at the will of the tides.  For
a long hour the golden west was a wonder of fine colour, and the sky
overhead a most heavenly pale blue.  The low coast towards Romney was
a faint dark line, submerged in the sea.  Elms ashore looked like
massed shipping; a church-tower was dark against the sunset.
Dungeness light glared over me, and I drifted on the last of the
north-west curve of the tide into its red sector shining like blood
on the lip of the moving water.  An infinite and most infinitely deep
silence oppressed and purified me.  This was the purification of the
ancient and immortal tragedy of the sea.  I sat in a red flood and
the day died.  The piety of the great darkness buried the earth.
Till midnight came I was alone and was nothing; a mere fleck of foam;
I was all things; I was the world itself.  Then a great fishing-smack
drifted to me.  I spoke to a dim shadow in the heavy shadow of great
sails that hung motionless.  I lost that voice again in the drifting
of the tide and in a faint light air.  Then at last the dawn broke,
and the winking lights of land died down and the day and the land
arose, and I was no longer alone.

'I knew it for a night,' I said.  It is the rarest thing for any
seaman to know.  In this was his disastrous story.  'How did it
happen to you?  Would it hurt you to tell me, or would it help?'

There was no more unworthy curiosity in me, and that I was purified
of it he must have felt.  For this was a man who could feel and
remember.  God's great gift of forgetfulness is mostly given to the
highest and to the lowest only.  I drifted for a moment on my own sea
of memory, and when I came back I heard him speaking.  Those who have
been long silent come some day to an hour of strange and easy speech.

'I and my brothers----'

I heard his voice catch on the word and get over it with a bitter
jar, as a vessel might slide over a shoal in uncharted waters.  Yet
he knew those waters of Marah well.

'We was in a rotten old steamer, sir, them and me.  Jack was my
elder, and a fine big chap, good as gold, and as brave and strong as
a lion; a real seaman, such as one don't meet nowadays.  He mostly
sailed in windjammers, but he was one of those that like to see
things, and he had a fancy to potter round the Mediterranean once in
a way.  He'd read a lot at sea one passage in a Green's ship that had
a fair pile of books in her for the crowd for'ard, and he'd a fancy
to see Italy and Greece.  He'd talk by the hour of old Romans, and a
strange character that was at Syracuse some time back; I disremember
his name, but he was for science and arithmetic; and he knew the name
of a score of Roman emperors quite pat; and he said once when we was
at the port of Athens that a hill plain to be seen was the home of
the gods in the days before Christianity came to the fore.  He was a
first-class man at whatever he took to, that he was, and might have
been high up if he'd had a chance to be properly eddicated.  And
Billy, my young brother, was a fine boy of quite another guess sort.
He cared for nothing but fun, and he was good-looking, and a rare
youngster with his dooks.  I've seen him down a Dutchman twice his
weight, and do it laughing.  He was bright as the day, sir, bright as
sunlight, and there we was, the three of us, in this rotten old
tramp, built in the year one of steamships, and much the shape and
size of a biscuit-tin, and not much to her that was better material.
And so we mucked about the Mediterranean looking for cargo, like the
sea-tramps we was, and every time it blew a capful of wind we had to
turn her nose to it and keep bobbing.  For if there was any kind of a
sea on the beam, she'd roll so cruel that our hearts was in our
mouths.  And Billy's joke was always the old sea-joke that she had
rolled right over in the night, and done it so quick that no one knew
it.  But, I own, she put the fear of God into most of us, and some of
us got that narvous, we couldn't sit quiet unless there was a flat
calm, and her just joggin' on ahead like an old hay-wagon.  We went
down from Barcelona with some sort of truck to Constant, and there
Jack did talk a lot about emperors, and he was pleased as Punch to
see things, saying that history grew rank thereabouts; and he would
ask the old skipper about things dead and gone thousands of years, so
that the old man, never liking to own he wasn't chock-a-block with
knowledge, used to fidget like one o'clock, and get that cross with
dodging 'twas a game to hear him.  And then we went humping up the
Black Sea, and brought out wheat from Ibrail, and we got stuck down
at Sulina, and lightered her clear and had a holy time, so that Jack
said making history in the wheat trade was no joke.  And we came out
from Constant for home.  But home we never got, sir, and to say the
truth, I've never been home since, and never shall go.  Do you know
the Mediterranean, sir?'

Did I know it?  Even as he talked I had been thinking of Crete on our
starboard beam at night, and of Etna right ahead at dawn, and the
white cities of the Straits, of lava-bound Catania, of old historic
Syracuse, of the sickle-shaped harbour of Messina, of high Taormina,
and the day breaking in the hollows of the grey Calabrian hills.
Then smoking Stromboli, a cinder peak of the seas.  And afterwards
singing, roaring Naples and atmospheric Capri sunk in sweet blue air.
Oh, did I know it?

'Ay, I know it.'

'We came up with Sicily, and went in by the Straits to drop some
truck or another at Messina, and then out again to the north, and
when we were near alongside Volcano, it was looking bad and grey and
hard as it does when a levanter threatens.  The sea got up, and it
was short and steep and hard, sir.  And for a while we battered among
the islands and Volcano smoking and, I dessay, Stromboli too, but the
smother of the weather was too thick to see it.  And I was on the
lookout, as I am now, and Jack he was relieved at the wheel as I came
up on the fo'c'slehead.  He laughed up at me, and said, "This
top-heavy old hay-wagon will be doin' a roll directly."  And just as
he went below, the skipper, who was as afraid of her as he had a
right to be, turned her about and put her nose into the wind.  There
she stayed, uneasy and sawin' with her 'ead like a swell
carriage-'orse.  And they just went ahead with the old scrap-engines,
and stayed so, reckoning to ride the gale out.  And she rode it right
enough till night, and we three brothers 'ad supper and passed our
jokes.  And poor Billy was as bright a kid as ever--oh, I can think
of things 'e said now.'

He stopped speaking for a moment and dashed his fist on the rail.

'By God, it's twenty years ago, sir,' he said choking.  'And old
Volcano's smoking yet, like a giant's pipe in the dark, puff and
glow, puff and glow.  And that man-drowning tank we was in lies a
thousand fathoms deep to the west of Volcano.'

He didn't speak for a while, and when he did his voice was calmer.

'Don't think, sir, that I'd ha' complained of the common fortunes of
the sea.  Men are drowned, they go overboard, silent it may be, or
they drop from aloft howling awful, and in the smother of a wreck
when the sea's a wild beast, it's the lot of men to go.  I've seen
fire at sea, sir, and death in many shapes, sudden and slow, killing
and fever.  But the way my brothers died--why, sir, I held their
hands and couldn't save 'em, held their hands and could see their
faces.  Jack-all-alone, seamen say!  I was Jack-all-alone, while they
cried out to me!

'You can reckon, sir, that such a craft, such a rotten, shaky,
scrap-heap hooker, such a thing that oughtn't to have been outside a
river, wasn't over well found.  And those that had the finding of 'er
'ad to make a bit of stealage.  'Alf the skippers and engineers of
such takes their lives in their 'ands not for the pay, but for the
bit of a make.  And yet I'd not think it possible for the engineer to
'ave bin in the oil racket that came out that night.  They was short
of oil in Constant, and got some aboard from a rotten Levantine Greek
with a Harmenian for partner, and it was bad oil enough, to be sure.
But the worst was that some o' the drums was a quarter oil and the
rest water.  And I, being on deck after supper, caught on to what the
chief engineer said to our skipper.  He came up running, and went on
the bridge.

'"Cap'en, most o' that oil was water, and the oil's that bad the
bearin's are overwarm.  Can't I stop 'er?"

'"Stop 'er!" says the old man.  I knew that voice; 'e was that
narvous of his old tank.  "Why, man, if we stop 'er, she'll roll
over!"

'The seas was 'eavy, my word, considering where we was.  She plunged
and shook and creaked like a kicked tin can.

'"I'm edgin' of 'er in under Volcano," says the skipper.  "I want
more steam, not less."

'"By God, you can't 'ave it," said the engineer, as desperate as you
like.

'"Play the 'ose on your blasted bearin's," pipes the skipper, with a
voice like a bosun's whistle.

'"I'm playin' it," says the other.

'"Then you know what to do," squeaks the old man.

'And the engineer comes down tearin' 'is very beard.  And I was took
with a kind of a shiver, which was curious seeing that mostly
sailormen never gives a damn what 'appens till the worst opens its
mouth for 'em.  I went down into the fo'c'sle and looked at Jack fast
asleep, and Billy under 'im.  There was only four of us for'ard, and
they two was the starboard watch.  That was the last time I saw more
of 'em than their 'ands.  I went on deck again, never wakin' 'em.
And then I 'eard the engineer on deck again.

'"I'll 'ave to stop my engines," he cried, "or if I don't they'll
stop theirselves.  There's three bearin's sizzling, and the white
metal's running, and the engine-room's full o' steam from the 'ose
playin' on 'em."

'"You can't stop," said the skipper.  And the wind blew like a blast
out of a pipe; it squealed, and she stopped a'most dead.

'"Give us a quarter of an hour," says the old man, and he puts the
second mate alongside of him.  "Call the 'ands, and rig up a
sea-anchor."

'And that was too late, for there was a crack below, and a man
screamed, and the engineer bolted for his hole.  But the engines
stopped right there, and the nose of 'er paid off, and she lay in the
trough of the sea, and rolled once, and rolled twice.  And she went
over to windward till you'd 'ear everything crack, and then she
rolled to loo'ard.  Would she ever stop!  I see the old man slide
away down the bridge, squealin', and the second mate pitched off his
feet, and I gave a yell and climbed up on the weather rail, and old
Volcano glared red over us to the nor'ard.  And she was crank, and
was never meant for the sea, and she 'ad 'eavy useless spars and
derricks that overweighted 'er, and her grain was in bulk, and not
too much of it.  And the wind got hold of her, and she never stopped.
I 'eard the old man yell again, and the sea rose up against him, and
the sleeping mate was screamin' in his berth with a jammed door.  And
then I was Jack-all-alone, scramblin' with bleedin' fingers up a
rotten wet iron slope, and I stopped when I 'ad 'old of 'er very
keel.  And then I 'eard an awful rip and a tearing, and a boom under
my feet, and I reckoned the 'ole of 'er engines dropped through her
deck, and may be the boilers exploded, for she gave a 'eave on the
sea that made me sick, and I 'ung on with my nails, and I found
myself cryin' out "Billy" and "Jack," and I was mad that hour.  Ay, I
was mad, and I beat upon the black and weedy iron of the plates
underneath me.  I was warm to think I was saved, and I was a coward,
and I shook and trembled and nigh slipped off as the old scow
wallowed.  'Twas most 'orrible to be 'earin' warm and livin' men
speakin' one moment, to be among 'em, and them talkin', and to see
the warm light, and to 'ear the thump, thump, of the engines, and the
crackin' and creakin' of the old _Red Star_, and then to be all
alone, Jack-all-alone, sailing 'and in 'and with death, 'ove up not
on an 'alf tide rock as the thing beneath me looked, but a rotten old
steamer turned turtle, and like to slip away from me any moment.  And
as I 'owled to myself, and saw the white water run up and lip at me
like open-mouthed sharks, I saw the red light of Volcano away high
up, and the light was like the wink of a light'ouse blinded in a fog.
And the sight of the land, or where the land was, maddened me, and I
cried like a child with weakness.  'Twas most 'orrible, sir, and
weakness took me so, that I slipped and nigh lost 'old of the keel.
But I climbed up again desperate, and findin' a bolt worked out, I
'itched my belt to it and 'ung on.

'And then I 'eard a sound that made my 'eart stop beatin'.  'Twas as
if some one was usin' an 'ammer on iron, and I knew that there was
some one alive inside of the _Red Star_, cooped up under 'er keel and
shut into a tomb.  And I cried, "You can't get out, you can't get
out, mates!" so that my voice made me afraid.  For 'twas a scream and
like no voice I'd ever 'eard.  But I scrambled along the keel and
came to where the 'ammerin' was, and then I knew that they was Jack
or Billy, or maybe both, and I beat with my fists on the plates, and
I bled, but didn't know it, and I prayed all the plates was as rotten
as we believed.  But they wasn't that bad, and they was iron and iron
bolted, and I'd nought but a knife, and what they was workin' with
inside I couldn't tell.  And they was in foul 'eavy air, and in the
blackest dark.  I prayed and I cursed, and I beat again, and some one
'eard, for they knocked three times regular and three times again,
and to answer I beat with the 'eft of my knife.  And then they worked
awful, and there was bitter times when they rested, and in all the
cold of the Levanter and the wetness of the flyin' spray I sweated
like a bull, and then I was as cold as ice.  And in an 'our or more,
there was some sign that what they did was tellin' on the plate they
worked on.  For all of a sudden I 'eard a strange sound like the
'issing of steam blowin' off.  'Twas the compressed air inside that
kept the wreck afloat comin' sharp out of a bit of a crack.  And I
knew that every second she'd sink more and more, and I seemed to see
that unless the plate came off quick, they only die the quicker for
tryin' to escape.  And I called to 'em, but they 'eard nothin', only
knowin' that a man was above 'em.  And I got my knife under the plate
and the blade broke.  I worked sobbin', and all the time I was
talkin'.  'Twas madness, plain and to be 'eard, and then I felt a
smash into the iron, and the end of a splice bar came through it, and
the air screamed up under me, and I knocked again three times, and
they knocked three times, and I screamed out, "Billy!  Jack!" and the
poor chaps 'eard me.  Jack's voice came to me like a voice out o' the
grave, thin and eager, and all of a scream--

'"Tom--Tom!"

'That was me!  Oh, the sea at my cold feet, and the sound of the wind
and the red pulsin' of Volcano, and the round 'ump of the _Red Star_
'ove out o' the sea like the bulk of a dead whale, and under me my
brothers.  There's brothers don't love each other!

'I screamed--

'"Work--work!"

'And the sea crawled up to me, or so it seemed, and the thick air
spurted up at me that was their life.  And they broke out a bit more,
and 'twas an 'ole a man's 'and could come through.  And they stopped,
so that I cried again to 'em.  I 'eard Jack plain.

'"I'm about done, lad!"

'"Where's Billy?"

'I beat on cold and jagged iron.

'"He's here," said Jack, "but the air's too bad for him."

'I bade him give me the bar, and I worked outside like a mad one.
But they'd struck the only rotten spot, and I couldn't get edge or
claws of the bar under the plate.  "The water's risin'," said Jack.
He put 'is poor 'and out, and I took it.  Sir, I didn't think there
was a God then!  And the sea lipped at me, and the _Red Star_
wallowed, and there was red on the edge of the lipping waves from a
big glare of Volcano.

'"I've no purchase to get an 'old out 'ere," I said.  And still the
'ot thick air came up, foul as could be.  And Jack took the bar and
dropped it.  There's a strange weakness comes over one breathin' such
air.  I 'eard 'is voice again--

'"The bar's deep in water, I can't feel it."

'Then 'e lifted Billy, and Billy put 'is 'and out.

"She's sinkin', Tom," said Billy.  'E spoke like a chap in a dream,
and the water was to my feet as I sat across the keel.  And I felt
the boy's strength give, and I 'eld 'is 'and tight.  But neither him
nor Jack spoke again, and the boy struggled dreadful.  And presently
'er bows was deeper than 'er stern, and I felt water inside of 'er,
and I knew they was dead.  And I 'ad an 'old of the boy's 'and, and
me cryin' and shriekin' out I don't know what.  Then 'e slipped away,
and I was all awash, and I floated off and took 'old of a big bit of
gratin', and the old _Red Star_ 'eaved up 'er stern a bit and then
went down.  And I lay till dawn on the gratin', no sensible man, but
crazy, and old Volcano winked at me like a red flare in a fog.  And I
dreamed of sailin' in a ship with Jack captain as 'e meant to be some
day, being given to larnin', and at daybreak a fishin' craft took me
into Messina.'

I walked the deck of the fo'c'slehead with him for many long silent
minutes.  Then some one struck two bells aft, and he struck it on the
big bell at the break of the fo'c'slehead.  Then he walked for'ard
alone.  He called to me after a minute.

'Do you see a light on the port bow, sir?' he asked me.

'I see it, Gilby.'

'That's Volcano, sir.'

He reported it to the officer on the bridge.




THE MUTINOUS CONDUCT OF MRS. RYDER

Although Watchett of the _Battle-Axe_, and Ryder of the _Star of the
South_, were cousins, there was no great love lost between them, and
all unprejudiced observers declared that this lack of mutual
admiration was in no way due to Captain Ryder.  That they remained
friends at all was owing largely to his infinite good-nature and to
the further fact that Mrs. Ryder pitied Mrs. Watchett.

'I wonder she goes to sea with him at all,' she said.  'If you were
one-quarter as horrid as your cousin, Will, I should never go to sea
till you came ashore.'

But she always went to sea with Will Ryder.  It was their great
delight to be together, and there were few men, married or single,
who did not take a certain pleasure in seeing how fond they were of
each other.  He was a typical seaman of the best kind; he had a fine
voice for singing, and for hailing the fore-topsail yard; his eyes
were as blue as forget-me-nots, and his skin was as clear as the air
on the Cordilleras, which peeped at them over the tops of the barren
hills which surround the Bay of Valparaiso.  And Mrs. Ryder was just
the kind of wife for a man who was somewhat inclined to take things
easily.  If she was as pretty as a peach, she had, like the peach,
something inside which was not altogether soft.  Her brown eyes could
turn black; she had resolution and courage.

'You shall not put up with it,' was a favourite expression on her
tongue.  And there were times, to use his own expression, when she
made sail when he would have shortened it.  In that sense she was
certainly capable of 'carrying on.'

Both vessels were barques of about 1100 tons register, and if the
_Star of the South_ had about twenty tons to the good in size she was
rather harder to work.  It is the nature of ships to develop in
certain ways, and though both of these barques were sister ships, it
is always certain that sister ships are never quite alike.  But as
they belonged to the same port of London, and were owned by two
branches of the same family, all of whose money was divided up in
64ths, according to the common rule with ships, they were rivals and
rival beauties.  But, unlike the more respectable ladies who owned
them, both the vessels were fast, and it was a sore point of honour
with Ryder and Watchett to prove their own the faster.

'If she only worked it a little easier I could lick his head off,'
said Ryder sadly.

But there was the rub.  The _Star of the South_ needed more 'beef' in
her than the _Battle-Axe_.  She wasn't so quick in stays.  By the
time Ryder yelled, 'Let go and haul,' the _Battle-Axe_ was gathering
headway on a fresh tack.

'And instead of having two more hands than we are allowed, we are two
short,' said his wife bitterly.  'If I were you, Will, I'd take these
Greeks.'

'Not by an entire jugful,' replied Captain Ryder.  'I remember the
_Lennie_ and the _Caswell_, my dear.  I never knew Valparaiso so bare
of men.'

'And we're sailing to-morrow,' said Connie Ryder angrily, 'and you've
betted him a hundred pounds we shall dock before him.  It's too bad.
I wonder whether he'd give us another day?'

But Ryder shook his head.

'And you've known him for years!  He's spending that money in his
mind.'

'But not on his wife, Will,' said Mrs. Ryder.  'If we win I'm to have
it.'

'I'd give him twenty to let me off,' said Ryder.

But Connie Ryder went on board the _Battle-Axe_ to see if she could
not induce her husband's cousin to forgo the advantage he had already
gained before sailing.  She found him dark and grim, and as hard as
adamant.

'A bet's a bet, and business is business,' said Watchett.  'We
app'inted to-morrow, and bar lying out a gale from the north with two
anchors down, and cables out to the bitter end, I'll sail.'

His wife, who was as meek as milk, suggested humbly that it would be
more interesting if he waited.

'I ain't in this for interest.  I'm in it for capital,' said
Watchett, grinning gloomily.  'The more like a dead certainty it
looks the better I shall be pleased.'

Mrs. Ryder darkened.

'I don't think you're a sportsman,' said she rather curtly.

'I ain't,' retorted Watchett, 'I'm a seaman, and him that'd go to sea
for sport would go to hell for pastime.  You can tell Bill I'll give
him ten per cent. discount for cash now.'

As Mrs. Ryder knew that he never called her husband 'Bill' unless he
desired to be more or less offensive, she showed unmistakable signs
of temper.

'If I ever get half a chance to make you sorry, I will,' she said.

'Let it go at that,' said Watchett sulkily.  'I got on all right with
Bill before you took to going to sea with him.'

'He was too soft with you,' said Bill's wife.

'And a deal softer with you than I'd be,' said Watchett.

'Oh, please, please don't,' cried Mary Watchett in great distress.

'I thought you were a gentleman,' said Connie Ryder.

'Not you,' replied Watchett, 'you never, and you know it.  I'm not
one, and never hankered to be.  I'm rough and tough, and a seaman of
the old school.  I'm no sea dandy.  I'm Jack Watchett, as plain as
you like.'

'You're much plainer than I like,' retorted his cousin's wife; 'very
much plainer.'

And though she kissed Mary Watchett, she wondered greatly how any
woman could kiss Mary Watchett's husband.

'If I ever get a chance,' she said.  'But there, how can I?'

She wept a little out of pure anger as she returned to the _Star of
the South_.  When she got on board she found the mate and second mate
standing by the gangway.

'Is there no chance of those men, Mr. Semple?'

'No more than if it was the year '49, and this was San Francisco,'
said the mate, who was a hoary-headed old sea-dog, a great deal more
like the old school than 'plain Jack Watchett.'

'Why doesna' the captain take the Greeks, ma'am?' asked M'Gill, the
second mate, who had been almost long enough out of Scotland to
forget his own language.

'Because he doesn't like any but Englishmen,' said Connie Ryder.

'And Scotch, of course,' she added, as she saw M'Gill's jaw fall a
little.  'I've been trying to get Captain Watchett to give us another
day.'

'All our ship and cargo to a paper bag of beans, he didn't,' said
Semple.

'I--I hate him,' cried Connie Ryder, as she entered the cabin.

'She's as keen as mustard, as red pepper,' said Semple.  'If she'd
been a man she'd have made a seaman.'

'I've never sailed wi' a skeeper's wife before,' said M'Gill, who had
shipped in the _Star of the South_ a week before, in place of the
second mate, who had been given his discharge for drunkenness; 'is
she at all interferin', Mr. Semple?'

Old Semple nodded.

'She interferes some, and it would be an obstinate cook that disputed
with her.  She made a revolution in the galley, my word, when she
first came on board.  Some would say she cockered the crew over much,
but I was long enough in the fo'c'sle not to forget that even a hog
of a man don't do best on hog-wash,' which was a marvellous
concession on the part of any of the afterguard of any ship, seeing
how the notion persists among owners, and even among officers, that
the worse men are treated the better they work.

'She seems a comfortable ship,' owned M'Gill.

And so every one on board of her allowed.

'Though she is a bit of a heart-breaker to handle,' said the men
for'ard.  'But for that she be a daisy.  And to think that the bally
_Battle-Axe_ goes about like a racing yacht.'

It made them sore to think of it.  But it also made the men on board
their rival sore to think how comfortable the _Star of the South_ was
in all other respects.

'The "old man" 'ere makes up for any ease wiv w'ich we ploughs the
briny seas,' declared Bill Gribbs, who was a Cockney of the purest
water, with a turn for reciting poetry and playing the concertina.
'For two pins I'd desert.  I'm too merry for old Watchett.  I'll make
a new chanty for 'im speshul, exteree speshul, same as I did for the
cook comin' out.'

'And it took the "doctor" the best part of a month to get over it and
do the 'ash 'alf proper agin,' said the rest of the crowd sadly.
'Poetry and music will be your undoin', Gribbs.  It don't pay us
for'ard to guy them as is aft.'

'And didn't the "old man" stop my playin' my concertina on Sundays?'
asked Gribbs.  'And all because I don't know no 'ymn tunes.  As they
says out 'ere, it tires me to think of it.  I'll be gettin' even wiv
'im some day.  I'll commit susancide and 'aunt 'im.  'Owsever, wot's
the odds, for "it's 'ome, deary, 'ome; it's 'ome I wish to be," and
we're sailin' in the mawnin'!'

Owing to the fact that the _Battle-Axe's_ crowd was sulky, the _Star
of the South_ got her anchor out of the ground and stood to the
north-west to round Point Angelos a good ten minutes before
Watchett's vessel was under way.

'That's good,' said Connie Ryder.  'I know they're a sulky lot by now
in the _Battle-Axe_.  And our men work like dears.'

It was with difficulty she kept from tailing on to the braces as they
jammed the _Star_ close up to weather the Point.  For the wind was
drawing down the coast from the nor'ard, and Valparaiso harbour faces
due north.  She was glad when they rounded the Point and squared
away, for if there was any real difference in the sailing qualities
of the rival barques, the _Star_ was best with the wind free and the
_Battle-Axe_ when she was on a bowline.

'And with any real luck,' said Mrs. Ryder, 'we may have a good, fair
wind all the way till we cross the Line.'

It was so far ahead to consider the North-East Trades, which meant
such mighty long stretches on a wind that she declined to think of
them.

'We're doing very well, Will,' she said to her husband when the
starboard watch went below, and the routine of the passage home
commenced.

'It's early days,' replied Will Ryder.  'I fancy the _Battle-Axe_ is
in her best trim for a wind astern.'

But Mrs. Ryder didn't believe it.

'And if she is, she mayn't be so good when it comes to beating.'

She knew what she was talking about, and spoke good sense.

'It's going to be luck,' said Ryder.  'If either of us get a good
slant that the other misses, the last will be out of it.  But I wish
I'd had those other two hands.  The _Star_ wants beef on the braces.
Mr. Semple, as soon as possible see all the parrals greased and the
blocks running as free as you can make 'em.'

And Semple did his best, as the crew did.  But Mrs. Ryder had her
doubts as to whether her husband was doing his.  For once he seemed
to think failure was a foregone conclusion.

'I think it must be his liver,' said Mrs. Ryder.  'I'll see to that
at once.'

But instead of looking up the medicine-chest she came across the
_Pacific Directory_.

'I never thought of that,' she said.  'He's never done it: now he
shall.'

She took the big book down and read one part of it eagerly.

'I don't see why not,' she decided; and she went to her husband with
the request that he should run through Magellan's Straits when he
came to it.

'Not for dollars,' said Will Ryder.  'When I'm skipper of a Pacific
Navigation boat I'll take you through, but not till then.'

'But look at all you cut off,' urged his wife, 'if you get through.'

'And how you are cut off if you don't,' retorted Ryder.  'When I was
an apprentice I went through in fine weather for the Straits, and I'd
rather drive a 'bus down Fleet Street in a fog than try it.'

She said he had very little enterprise, and pouted.

'Suppose the _Battle-Axe_ does it?'

Ryder declined to suppose it.

'John wouldn't try it if you guarantee the weather.  I know him.'

'You never take my advice,' said his wife.

'I love you too much,' replied Will Ryder.  He put his arm about her,
but she was cross, and pushed him away.

'This is mutiny,' said the captain, smiling.

'Well, I feel mutinous,' retorted Connie.  'I wanted you to steal two
of your cousin's men and you wouldn't.  I'm sure they would have come
for what the _Battle-Axe_ owed them.  And you wouldn't.  And now I
want to go through the Straits and you won't.  The very, very next
time that I want to do anything I shall do it without asking you.
Why did you bet a hundred pounds if you weren't prepared to try to
win it?'

'We'll win yet,' said the skipper, cheerfully.  'We've only just
started.'

The two vessels kept company right down to the Horn, and there,
between Ildefonso Island and the Diego Ramirez Islands, the _Star of
the South_ lost sight of her sister and rival in a dark sou'westerly
gale.  With the wind astern when they squared away with Cape Horn
frowning to the nor'west, the _Star_ was a shooting star, as they
said for'ard.

'If we could on'y carry a gale like this right to the Line we'd 'ave
a pull over the _Battle-Axe_, ma'am,' said Silas Bagge, an old
fo'c'sle-man, who was Mrs. Ryder's favourite among all the crew.  He
was a magnificent old chap, with a long white beard, which he wore
tucked inside a guernsey, except in fine weather.

'But we can't; there'll be the Trades,' said the captain's wife
dolorously.

'I've picked up the sou'east Trade blowin' a gale, ma'am, before
now,' said Bagge; 'years ago, in '74 or thereabouts, I was in the
_Secunderabad_, and we crossed the Line bound south, doing eleven
close-'auled, and we carried 'em to 27° south latitude.  There's
times when it is difficult to say where the Trades begin south, too.
Mebbe we'll be chased by such a gale as this nigh up to 30° south.'

'It's hoping too much,' said Mrs. Ryder.

'Hope till ye bust, ma'am,' said Silas Bagge.  'Nothin''s lost till
it's won.  If we can only get out of the doldrums without breakin'
our hearts working the ship, there's no knowing what'll 'appen.
'Twas a pity we didn't get them other two 'ands, though.'

And there she agreed with him.

'Me and Bob Condy could 'ave got Gribbs and Tidewell out of the
_Battle-Axe_ as easy as eat,' said Silas regretfully.  ''Twas a lost
hopportunity, and there you are!'

The honourable conduct of his skipper in vetoing this little game
seemed no more than foolishness to Bagge.

'When we comes to the Hequator, and it's "square away" and "brace up"
every five minutes till one's 'ands are raw, 'twill be a grief to
every mother's son aboard,' said Bagge, as he touched his cap and
went for'ard.

But now the _Star of the South_ went booming on the outside of the
Falklands with a gale that drew into the sou'-sou'-west and howled
after her.  She scooped up the seas at times and dipped her nose into
them, and threw them apart and wallowed.  The men were happy, for the
fo'c'sle didn't leak, and the galley-fire was kept going every night
to dry their clothes.  At midnight every man got a mug of cocoa, and
those that rose up called Mrs. Ryder blessed, and those that lay down
agreed with them.  The _Star_ was a happy ship.  There was no rule
against playing the concertina on a Sunday in her fo'c'sle, and the
men were not reduced to playing 'blind swaps' with their oldest rags
for amusement as they were in the _Battle-Axe_.  And yet every man in
the _Star_ knew his time for growling was coming on with every pitch
and scend of the sea.

''Oly sailor, buy a knife and 'ave a shackle to it,' said Bob Condy,
who was the lightest-hearted of a happy crowd, 'but when we're
p'intin' all round the compass in the doldrums, won't my pore 'ands
suffer!  I've a notion we'll go through the 'orse latitoods flyin'.
We're carryin' a good gale, and she'll draw into the eastward by and
by.'

And there he was right, for they picked up the Trades in nearly 30°
south, with only a few days of a light and variable breeze, and the
Trades were good.

'But where's the _Battle-Axe_?' asked Mrs. Ryder.  She kept a bright
look-out for her, and deeply regretted that her petticoats prevented
her going aloft to search the horizon for John Watchett.  She rubbed
her hands in hope.

'I do believe, Will, that we must be ahead of him,' she declared
after the South-East Trade had been steady on the _Star's_ starboard
beam for a week.

'Not much ahead,' replied Will.

And just then Bob Condy, who was aloft on the fore-t'gallant yard
cutting off old seizings and putting on new ones, hailed the deck.

'There's a sail on the port beam, sir.'

'Take a glass aloft and have a look at her, Mr. M'Gill,' said the
skipper.  'No, never mind; I'll go myself, as you've never seen the
_Battle-Axe_ at sea.  I know the cut of her jib and no mistake.'

So Will Ryder went up on the main top-gallant yard, and with his leg
astride of the yard took a squint to loo'ard.  He shut up the glass
so quick that his wife knew at once that the distant sail was the
_Battle-Axe_.  As he came down slowly he nodded to her.

'It is?'

'Rather,' said Ryder.  'I'm sorry we've no stunsails.  We're carrying
all we've got and all we can.'

'And to think he's as good as we were on our own point of sailing,'
said his wife with the most visible vexation.  'Can't you do anything
to make her go faster, Will?'

And when Will said he couldn't, unless he got out and pushed, Mrs.
Ryder sat on a hen-coop and very nearly cried.  For if the
_Battle-Axe_ had done so well up to this she would do better in the
dead regions of the Line, and the _Star_ would do much worse.  There
the want of a few more hands would tell.  The _Star_ was no good at
catching 'cat's-paws' short-handed.  She worked like an unoiled gate.

'If I'd only done what Silas Bagge wanted,' she said, 'we'd have been
all right.  To think that the want of a couple of hands should make
all the difference!'

It was cruelly hard, but when vessels are under-manned at any time,
less than their complement means 'pull devil pull baker,' with the
devil best at the tug of war.

For days there was nothing to choose between the vessels, save that
the unusual strength of the Trades gave the _Star_ a trifling
advantage.  Every night Watchett took in his royals.  This Ryder
declined to do, though he often expected them to take themselves in.

'What did I say, ma'am,' said old Bagge.  'I told you it _could_ blow
quite 'eavy in its way in the South-East Trades.'

And thus it happened that what the _Star_ lost by day she pulled up
by night.  And presently the _Battle-Axe_ edged up closer, and at
last was within hailing distance.  Watchett stood on his poop with a
speaking-trumpet, and roared in sombre triumph.

'I'm as good as you this trip on your best p'int, Ryder!'

'Tell him to go to--to--thunder,' said Mrs. Ryder angrily.
Nevertheless, she waved her handkerchief to her enemy's wife, who was
standing by 'plain Jack Watchett.'

'You've done mighty well,' said Ryder in his turn, 'but it isn't over
yet.'

Jack Watchett intimated that he thought it was.  He offered to double
the bet.  He also undertook to sail round the _Star of the South_ in
a light wind.  He offered to tow her, and made himself so
disagreeable that Mrs. Ryder, who knew what became a lady, went below
to prevent herself snatching the speaking-trumpet from her husband
and saying things for which she would be sorry afterwards.  But
Ryder, though he was by no means a saint, kept his temper, and only
replied with chaff, which was much more offensive to Watchett than
bad language.

'And don't be _too_ sure,' he added.  'I may do you yet.'

'Not you,' said Watchett, 'I'm cocksure.'

They sailed in company for a week, and gradually as the Trade
lessened in driving power the _Battle-Axe_ drew ahead inch by inch.
And as she did Mrs. Ryder's appetite failed; she looked thin and ill.

'Don't feel it so much, chickabiddy,' said her husband.

'I can't help it,' sobbed Connie.  'I hate your cousin.  Oh Will, if
you'd only let me entice those two men from him.  Bagge was sure that
Gribbs and Tidewell would have come.'

'It wouldn't have been fair,' said Ryder.

'I--I w--wanted to win,' replied Connie, 'and it'll be calm directly,
and you know what that means.'

It was calm directly, and very soon every one knew what it meant.
For it was a real fat streak of a calm that both vessels ran into.
And as luck would have it, the _Battle-Axe_, which was by now almost
hull down to the nor'ard, got into it first.  The _Star of the South_
carried the wind with her till she was within a mile of her rival.
For a whole day they pointed their jibbooms alternately at Africa and
South America, to the North Pole and the South.  What little breeze
there was after that day took them further still into an absolute
area of no wind at all.

'This is the flattest calm I ever saw,' said Ryder.  'In such a calm
as this he has no advantage.'

They boxed the compass for the best part of a week, and lay and
cooked in a sun that made the deck seams bubble.  At night the air
was as hot as it had been by day.  The men lay on deck, on the
deck-house, on the fo'c'sle-head.

'This is a bally scorcher,' said the crews of both ships.  'Let's
whistle!'

They whistled feebly, but the god of the winds had gone a journey, or
was as fast asleep as Dagon.  And day by day the two vessels drifted
together.  At last they had to lower the boats and tow them apart.
Watchett was very sick with the whole meteorology of the universe,
and being a whole-souled man incapable of more than one animosity at
a time, he found no time to spare from damning a heaven of brass to
damn Ryder.  At the end of the week he even hailed the _Star_ and
offered to come on board and bring his wife.

'I don't want him,' said Connie Ryder.  'I won't have him.'

And as she said this she jumped as if a pin had been stuck into her.

'What's the matter?' asked her husband.

'Nothing,' said Connie.  'But let him come!'

She went for'ard to interview the cook, so she said.  But she really
went to interview Silas Bagge.  When she came back she found Watchett
and his wife on board.  If she was a little stiff with Watchett he
never noticed it.  As a matter of fact the whims and fads and tempers
of a woman were of no more account than the growling of the men
for'ard.  He was too much engaged in cursing the weather to pay her
any attention.

'This licks me,' he said, 'in a week we ain't moved: we're stuck.
'Ow long will it last, Bill?'

'It looks as if it might last for ever,' replied Ryder.  'We've
struck a bad streak.'

The women had tea and the men drank whisky and water.  Although
Watchett didn't know it, two of his hands left the boat and were
given something to eat in the galley by Mrs. Ryder's orders.  It was
Bagge who conveyed the invitation with the connivance of the mate,
for whom the word of the captain's wife was law.

''Ave some marmalade and butter,' said Bagge.  'Does they feed you
good in the _Battle-Axe_, Gribbs?'

'Hog-wash,' said Gribbs with his mouth full.  'Ain't it, Tidewell?'

Tidewell, who was a youngster of a good middle-class family, who had
gone to sea as an apprentice and run from his ship, agreed with many
bitter words.

'As I told you, we lives like fightin'-cocks 'ere,' said Bagge.
'When you're full to the back teeth, we'll 'ave your mates up.  We
likes to feed the pore and 'ungry, don't we, doctor?'

The cook, to whom Bagge had confided something, said he did his best,
his humble best.

'The _Star_'s an 'appy ship,' he added.  'We know what your ship is.'

The other two men came up in their turn and were filled with tea and
biscuit and butter and marmalade till they smiled.

'This is like home,' said Wat Crampe, who was from Newcastle.

'It wass petter, much petter,' said Evan Evans; 'and ass for the
captain's wife, she iss a lady, whateffer.'

That evening Ryder and his wife returned the call, and were rowed to
the _Battle-Axe_ by Bagge, Bob Condy, and two more of the men.  Bagge
and Condy went into the fo'c'sle.  They lost no time in blaspheming
the _Battle-Axe_, and in lauding their own ship.

'This 'ere's a stinkin' 'ooker, mates,' said Silas Bagge; 'why, our
fo'c'sle is a lady's droring-room compared with it.  And as for the
grub, ask them as came on board us this afternoon.  What d 'ye say,
Gribbs?'

'Toppin',' said Gribbs; 'it's spiled my happetite 'ere.'

'It wass good,' said the Welshman, 'it wass good, whateffer.'

Bagge took Billy Gribbs aside on the deck and had a talk with him.

'Oh Lord!' said Gribbs, 'eh, what?'

'Straight talk,' replied Silas, '_she_ said so.'

'Do you mean it?'

'Do I mean it?' returned Silas with unutterable scorn.  'In course I
mean it.  It will sarve them right as it sarves right.'

Gribbs held on to the rail and laughed till he ached.

'It's the rummest notion I ever 'eard tell on.'

'Not so rummy!'

'Wot!' cried Gribbs, 'not so rummy?  Well, it ain't so rummy, I'm
jiggered.  I'll think of it.'

'Do it, and tell your mate Tidewell.'

'If I tell Ned, 'e'll do it for sure.  'E's the biggest joker 'ere!'

'Then tell him,' said Silas.

That evening Ned Tidewell and Billy Gribbs acted in a very strange
way on board the _Battle-Axe_.  Without any obvious reason they kept
on bursting into violent fits of laughter.

'The poor blokes is gone dotty from the 'eat,' said the pitying
crowd.  'We've 'eard of such before.'

'Why shouldn't I laugh?' asked Gribbs.  'I'm laughin' because I'm a
pore silly sailorman, and my life ain't worth livin'.  If I'd died
early I'd ha' bin saved a pile o' trouble.  I was thinkin' of my
father's green fields as I looked over the side this afternoon.'

'Was you, really?' asked the oldest man on board, 'then you take my
advice quick and go and ask the skipper for a real good workin' pill
of the largest size.'

'Wot for?' asked Gribbs.

'Because you hobvus got a calentoor,' said the old fo'c'sleman.  'And
chaps as gets a calentoor jumps overboard.  Oh, but that's well known
at sea by them as knows anythin'.'

But Gribbs laughed.

'The worst is as it's catchin',' said his adviser anxiously, 'it's
fatally catchin'.  'I've 'eard of crews doin' it one hafter the
hother till there warn't no one left.  In 'eat it was and in calm.'

'Gammon,' said Gribbs.  But he was observed to sigh.

'Are you 'ot in your 'ead?' asked the anxious and ancient one.

'I feels a little 'ot and rummy,' said Gribbs; 'but what I chiefly
feels is a desire to eat grass.'

The old man groaned.

'Then it's got you.  Mates, we ought to tie Gribbs up, or lock him in
the sail-locker, or 'is clothes will be auctioned off before long.'

But Gribbs kicked at that, and just then eight bells struck.

'I'm turnin' in,' said Gribbs, 'and I'm all right.'

But at six bells in the first watch he was missing, as was discovered
by old Brooks, the authority on calentures.  He waked up Ned
Tidewell, who was extraordinarily fast asleep.

'Where's Gribbs?'

'Not in my bunk,' returned Ned, who with Gribbs was one of the few
who still dossed in the fo'c'sle.

'Then 'e's gone overboard for sartin,' said Brooks in great alarm;
'there was the look of it in 'is eye, and in yours, too, youngster.
These long calms is fataler than scurvy.  I'll go aft and report it.'

He reported it to Mr. Seleucus Thoms, the second mate, who came
for'ard and roused the scattered watch below from the deck-house and
t'gallant fo'c'sle.  When all hands were mustered it was certain that
Gribbs was missing.

'This is a terrible catastrophe,' said Seleucus Thoms, who had a
weakness for fine language derived from his rare Christian name, of
which he was extremely proud; 'my name is not Seleucus Thoms if he
hasn't gone overboard.'

''E was most rampagious with laughter in the second dog-watch, sir,'
put in old Brooks.  'And 'e talked of green fields, the which I 've
'eard is a werry fatal symptom of calentoor.'

'Humph,' said Mr. Thoms, 'there's something in that.'

And when he went for'ard old Brooks was 'as proud as a dog with two
tails.'  Though he usually spent the second dog-watch daily in
proving that Thoms was no sailor, this endorsement of his theory
flattered him greatly.

'I've been mistook in the second,' he said, as Thoms went aft.  'He's
got 'orse sense, after all.  I shouldn't be surprised if 'e'd _make_
a sailor some day.'

And Thoms reported the catastrophe to Watchett.

'Drowned himself,' roared the captain; 'drowned himself.  And who's
responsible if you ain't?'

He came on deck in a great rage and scanty pyjamas and mustered the
crew aft, and raved at them for full ten minutes as if it were their
fault.  When he had relieved his mind he asked if there was any one
who could throw light on the matter, and old Brooks was shoved to the
front.  He explained his views on calentures.

'Never 'eard of 'em,' said Watchett.

'And I thinks, sir, as Tidewell 'ere 'as the symptoms.'

'I haven't,' said Tidewell indignantly.

'Wild laughin' is a known symptom, sir, and Tidewell was laughin'
'orrid in the second dog-watch,' insisted Brooks.  'I'd put 'im in
irons, sir.'

But Watchett was not prepared to go so far in prophylaxis.

'If any of you 'as any more symptoms, I'll flog 'im and take the
consequences,' he declared.  He went below again unhappily, for he
wasn't quite a brute after all.

'This is a mighty unpleasant thing,' he said to poor Mrs. Watchett,
who cried when she heard the news.  'It's a mighty unfortunate
affair.  Gribbs was the smartest man in the whole crowd, and worth
two of the others.'

But still the great and terrible calm lasted and the morning was as
hot as yesterday, and the sea shone like polished brass and lapped
faintly like heavy oil against the glowing iron of the sister
barques.  At dawn, which came up like a swiftly opening flower out of
the fertile east, the vessels were just too far apart for hailing,
and Watchett signalled the news to the _Star of the South_.

'Lost a man overboard!' said Ryder, 'that's strange.  I wish to
heavens we'd found him.'

When he told his wife she seemed extraordinarily callous.

'Serves him right,' she said.

And it was wonderful how the crew of the _Star_ took the news.  They
had never seemed so cheerful.  They grinned when Watchett came aboard.

'This is an 'orrid circumstance,' said Watchett.  'I never lost a man
before, not even when I was wrecked in the _Violet_.  And this a dead
calm!'

'Your men aren't happy,' said Mrs. Ryder.  'And you don't try to make
'em.  If I give you three seven-pound tins of marmalade and some
butter, will you serve it out to them?'

But Watchett shook his head angrily.

'I'll not cocker no men up,' he declared; 'not if they all goes
overboard and leaves me and the missis to take 'er home.  And what's
marmalade against 'eat like this?'

He mopped a melancholy brow and sighed.

'It will help them to keep from gloomy thoughts,' said Mrs. Ryder.
'The _Star of the South_ is a home for our men.'

'And two run in Valparaiso,' retorted Watchett, 'and I lost on'y one.'

He took a drink with his cousin, and went back on board the
_Battle-Axe_, and put the horrid day through in getting a deal of
unnecessary work done.  And still no flaw of lightest air marred the
mirror of the quiet seas.  Early in the first watch the boats were
lowered again to tow the vessels apart.  At midnight, when the watch
below came aft and answered to their names in the deep shadow of the
moonless tropic night, Ned Tidewell did not answer to his name.

'Tidewell!' cried Thoms angrily and anxiously.

And still there was no answer but a groan from old Brooks.

'Wot did I tell you?' he demanded.  'I seed it in 'is eye.'

They searched the _Battle-Axe_ from stem to stern; they overhauled
the sails in the sail-locker; they hunted with a lantern in the
fore-peak; they even went aloft to the fore- and main-tops, where
once or twice some one who sought for coolness where no coolness
could be found went up into what they jocosely called the 'attic.'
But Ned had lost the number of his mess.

'More clothes for sale,' said the melancholy crew, as they looked at
each other suspiciously.  ''Oo'll be the next?'

Brooks declared to the other fo'c'sleman that the next would be Wat
Crampe or Taffy, as they called the Welshman.

'There's an awful 'orrid look of the deep, dark knowledge o' death in
their faces,' declared old Brooks.  'They thinks of the peace of it
and the quiet, and smiles secret!'

Next morning Watchett hailed the _Star_ and told the latest dreadful
news.  And at the end he added, in a truly pathetic roar: 'Send me
them tins o' marmalade aboard.  And the butter.'

And when Mrs. Ryder superintended the steward's work getting these
stores out of the lazarette, she smiled very strangely.  She said to
her husband--

'If he loses another hand or two the _Battle-Axe_ will be no easy
ship to work, Will.'

'I wouldn't have believed the matter of a hundred pounds would have
made you so hard,' said Ryder.  And Connie Ryder pouted mutinously,
and her pout ran off into a wicked and most charming smile.

'I'm not thinking so much of the money as of our ship being beaten,'
she said.

And poor Watchett was now beginning to think the same of his ship.
Like most vessels the _Battle-Axe_ required a certain number of men
to work her easily, and her luck lay in the number allowed being the
number necessary.  With two hands gone amissing she would not be much
superior to the _Star_ in easiness of handling, and if more went, a
week of baffling winds now, or later when the North-East Trade died
out, might give the Star a pull which nothing but an easterly wind
from the chops of the Channel to Dover could hope to make up.  He
began to dance attendance on his crew as if they were patients and he
their doctor.  And the curious thing was that they all began to feel
ill at once, so ill that they could not work in the sun.  A certain
uneasy terror got hold of them; they dreaded to look over the side
lest in place of an oily sea they should look down on grass and
daisies.

'Daisies draws a man, and buttercups draws a man,' said old Brooks.

'Don't,' said Crampe with a snigger, 'you make me feel that I must
pick buttercups or die.'

'Do you now?' asked Brooks; 'do you now?'

And he sneaked aft to the skipper, who was turning all ways as if he
were wondering where windward was.

'I'm very uneasy about Crampe, sir,' he said with a scrape as he
crawled up the port poop-ladder.  ''Is mind is set on buttercups.'

'The devil it is,' cried Watchett, and going down on the main-deck he
called Crampe out.

'What's this I 'ears about you 'ankerin' after buttercups?' he
demanded very anxiously.

'I _did_ feel as if I'd like to see one, sir,' said Crampe.

'Don't let me 'ear of it again,' began Watchett angrily, but he
pulled himself up with an ill grace, 'but there, go in and lie down,
and you needn't come on deck in your watch.  I can't afford to lose
no more mad fools.  And you shall 'ave butter instead of buttercups.'

'And marmalade, sir?' suggested Crampe.  'Marmalade is yellow too;
yellow as buttercups.'

'Say the word agin and I'll knock you flat,' said the skipper.  But
nevertheless he sent the whole crowd marmalade and butter at four
bells in the first dog-watch.

'Ho, but it iss fine,' said 'Efan Efans.' 'Thiss iss goot grup
whateffer and moreover, yess!'

'They scoffs the like in the _Star_ day in and day out,' said Crampe.
'If I can't roll on grass I'd like to be in her.'

And that night both Crampe and Evans disappeared.

'I believes I 'eard a splash soon after six bells,' said old Brooks.
'Mates, this is most 'orrid.  I feels as if I should be drawed
overboard by a mermaid in spite of myself.'

And Watchett went raving crazy.  He blasphemed his mate till the man
was ready to jump overboard too.  He turned on Thoms and slanged him
until the second greaser walked to the port rail of the poop and
discharged a number of silent curses which would have done credit to
the skipper of a barge, if they had been spoken aloud.

'At dark, lock the lot up in the fo'c'sle,' said Watchett, 'and not a
soul comes out till daylight.  If this goes on longer we'll stick in
the doldrums till the Day of Judgment.'

Ryder came on board the _Battle-Axe_ as soon as the latest news was
signalled to him.  Mrs. Ryder declined to go, but she gave him a
timely piece of advice.

'Don't let him off the bet, Will, or I'll never forgive you.'

'I won't do that,' said her husband hastily, as if he hadn't been
thinking of doing it.

'And if he asks for a man or two, you know we're short-handed
already?'

'Tell me something I don't know,' said Ryder a trifle crossly.  Even
his sweet temper suffered in 115° in the shade.

'I dare say I could,' said his wife when he was in his boat.  'I dare
say I could.'

Watchett received his cousin with an air of gloom that would have
struck a damp on anything anywhere but the Equator.

'This is a terrible business,' he said.  'I never 'eard of anything
like it.  Every night a man, and last night two!'

Ryder was naturally very much cut up about it, and said so.

'Will you have some more marmalade?' he asked anxiously.

'Marmalade don't work,' said Watchett sadly.  'It don't work worth a
cent, nor does butter.  I'd give five pounds for some green cabbage.'

A brilliant idea struck Ryder.

'Why don't you paint her green, all the inside of the rail and the
boats?'

'She'd be a holy show, like a blasted timber-droghing Swede,' said
Watchett with great distaste.  'But d'ye think it'd work?'

'You might try,' replied Ryder.

'And now you've got the bulge on me,' sighed Watchett, 'with two
'ands missin' from both watches she'll be as 'ard in the mouth as
your _Star_.  You might let me off that bet, Bill.'

'No,' said Ryder, 'a bet's a bet.'

'But fairness is fairness,' urged Watchett.  'There should be a
clause in a bet renderin' it void by the act of God or the Queen's
enemies.'

'There isn't,' said his cousin.  'And you forget you wouldn't help me
about those two hands I wanted.'

'Oh, if you talk like that----'

'That's the way I talk,' said Ryder remembering the wife he had left
behind him.  'I'm sorry.'

'Damn your sorrow,' said Watchett.  'But I'll lose no more, and
'taint your money yet.'

'Will you and Mary come on board to tea?' asked Ryder.

'I won't tea with no unfair person with no sympathy,' returned
Watchett savagely.

And when Ryder had gone he set the crowd painting his beautiful white
paint a ripe grass green.

'Watch if it soothes 'em any,' he said to Seleucus Thoms.  'If it
seems to work I'll paint 'er as green as a child's Noah's ark.'

And that night there was no decrease of the _Battle-Axe's_ sad crowd,
in spite of the fact that he did not keep his word and lock them up
in the stuffy fo'c'sle.  For soon after midnight the mate, Mr.
Double, felt one side of his face cooler than the other as he stood
staring at the motionless lights of the _Star of the South_, then
lying stern on to the _Battle-Axe's_ starboard beam.

'Eh, what?  Jerusalem!' said Double.  Then he let a joyous bellow out
of him: 'Square the yards!'

For there was a breath of wind out of the south.  Both vessels were
alive in a moment, and while the _Battle-Axe_ was squaring away the
_Star's_ foreyard was braced sharp up on the starboard tack till she
fell off before the little breeze.  Then she squared her yards too,
and both vessels moved at least a mile towards home before they began
fooling all round the compass again.

'Them hands missin' makes a difference,' said Watchett gloomily.
'Less than enough is starvation.'

As they fought through the night for the flaws of wind which came out
of all quarters, the short watches of the _Battle-Axe_ found that out
and cursed accordingly.  But it was a very curious thing that the
_Star of the South_ was never so easy to handle.

'That foreyard goes round now,' said old Semple, 'as if it was hung
like a balance.  This is very surprising so it is.'

He mentioned the remarkable fact to M'Gill when he came on deck at
four in the morning, and so long as it was dark, as it was till
nearly six, M'Gill found it so too.  And both watches were in a
surprisingly good temper.  For nothing tries men so much as 'brace
up' and 'square away' every five minutes as they work their ship
through a belt of calm.  But as soon as the sun was up the _Star_
worked just as badly as she did before.

'It's maist amazin',' said M'Gill.

During the day the calm renewed itself and gave every one a rest.
But once more the breeze came at night, and the amazing easiness of
the _Star_ showed itself when the darkness fell across the sea.
Ryder and Semple and M'Gill were full of wonder and delight.

'The character of a ship will change sometimes,' said Semple.  'It's
just like a collision that will alter her deviation.  This calm has
worked a revolution.'

Because of this revolution the _Star_ got ahead of the _Battle-Axe_
every change and chance of the wind.  She got ahead with such effect
that on the third day the _Battle-Axe_ was hull down to the
south'ard, and when the fourth dawn broke she was out of sight.  This
meant much more than may appear, for the _Star_ picked up the
North-East Trade nearly four days earlier than her rival, and a
better Trade at that; for when the _Battle-Axe_ crawled into its area
it was half-sister to a calm, while the _Star_ was doing eight knots
an hour.  And as there was now no need to touch tack or sheet, there
was no solution of the mysterious ease with which she worked in the
dark.  How long the mystery might have remained such no one can say,
but it was owing to Mrs. Ryder's curious behaviour that it came out.
She laughed in the strangest manner till Ryder got quite nervous.

'Those chaps that jumped overboard from the _Battle-Axe_ laughed like
that,' he told her in great anxiety.

And she giggled more and more.

'Shall I try marmalade?' she asked.  Then she sat down by him and
went off into something so like hysterics that a mere man might be
excused for thinking she was crazy.

'They're not dead,' she cried, 'they're not dead!'

'Who aren't dead?' asked her husband desperately.  And remembering
something which had been told him years before, he took her hands and
slapped with such severity that she screamed and then cried, and
finally put her head upon his shoulder and confessed.

'Was it mutiny of me to do it?' she asked penitently.

Will Ryder tried to look severe, and then laughed until he cried.
'Whatever made you think of it?'

'It wasn't a what, it was a who,' said his wife; 'it was Silas Bagge.'

'The devil it was,' said Will, and with that he went on deck.

'Call all hands, and let them muster aft,' he said to M'Gill, who,
much wondering, did what he was told.  The watch on deck dropped
their jobs, and the watch below turned out.

'Call the names over,' said Ryder sternly.

'They're all here, sir,' said M'Gill.

The skipper looked down at the upturned faces of the men and singled
out Silas Bagge as if he meant to speak to him.  But he checked
himself, and going down on the main deck, walked for'ard to the
fo'c'sle.  The men turned to look after him, and there was a grin on
every face which would have been ample for two.  Ryder walked
quickly, and pushing aside the canvas door he came on a party playing
poker.  He heard strange voices.

'I go one petter, moreover,' said one of them.

'I see you, and go two better,' said a man with a Newcastle burr in
his speech.

Then Ryder took a hand.

'And I see you,' he remarked.  They dropped their cards and jumped to
their feet.

'What are you doing here?' he demanded.  And there wasn't a word from
one of them: they looked as sheepish as four stowaways interviewing
the skipper before a crowd of passengers.

'Get on deck,' said Ryder.  And much to M'Gill's astonishment, the
addition to the crew appeared with the captain behind them.

'Divide this lot among the watches,' said Ryder.

Leaving M'Gill 'to tumble to the racket,' he walked to the mate's
berth and explained to him that henceforth the _Star of the South_
would go about as easy by day as by night.

'Then they're not dead?' cried Semple.

'Not by a jugful,' said Ryder, nodding.

'This is very lucky, sir,' said the mate, smiling.

'It's devilish irregular too,' replied the skipper, as he rubbed his
chin.  'Are you sure you knew nothing of it, Mr. Semple?'

'Me, sir?  Why, I'd look on it as mutiny,' said Semple, 'rank mutiny!'

'It was Mrs. Ryder's notion, Semple.'

'You don't say so, sir!  She's a woman to be proud of.'

'So she is,' replied Ryder, 'so she is.'

He went back to his wife.

'You'll win the hundred pounds now, Will?'

'I believe I shall,' said Ryder.

'And I'll spend it,' cried his wife, coming to him and kissing him.

'I believe you will,' said Ryder.

It was a happy ship.




THE COMEDY OF THE _ORIANA_

If the _Oriana_ of Liverpool was a comfortable ship, and every one
who was in her said so, Captain Joseph Ticehurst was no fool.  He
worked his 'crowd' reasonably, but saw that they did work; and if any
of them shirked or malingered, the result was unpleasant for the one
who tried such a game on with the quiet and gentlemanly skipper.  And
his mates took their time from him.

'To put it on no higher level,' said Captain Ticehurst, 'it pays to
make a ship comfortable when she visits the Pacific coast of North
America.  For as things are now, if we lose the crew in Portland, we
shall have to pay the boarding-house masters at least a hundred and
fifty dollars a man.  And as like as not every man we took will be
worth two and a half dollars at the most.  I know the Pacific, and
you don't.'

For both his mate and second mate were with him for the first time.

'Is that the "blood-money" one hears of, sir?' asked Mr. Gregg, the
second 'greaser.'

'That's it,' said Ticehurst, 'and last voyage I had to pay a hundred
dollars each for six men to Healy the boarding-house master.  And I
own I lost my temper.  I swore I'd never do it again.  And Healy
grinned in my face, and said that he'd see I paid more next time.
The scoundrel seems to have the whole city in his hands, and half the
newspapers.  Oh, I tell you the Pacific coast is an eye-opener to a
man who has never been on it, I tell you that.'

The _Oriana_ was then running north, with a fine south-westerly
breeze.  The coast of Oregon showed up clearly.  With good glasses it
was possible to see Mount Shasta on the starboard quarter.  Its snows
gleamed in the westering sun; and to the north was the range of the
Siskyous.

'We shall be off the mouth of the Columbia by noon to-morrow with any
luck, and if the breeze holds,' said Ticehurst to himself.  'And in
the morning, I'll have a talk to the men.  If I could only knock a
little sense into a sailor, I'd try to do it.  As one can't, I'll try
talk.'

He leant his back against the weather-rail, and took a broad view of
Oregon.

'"Different ship, different fash," as the Dutchman said when he went
aft to haul down the jib,' thought the captain, 'and it's the same
with countries.  I know I'm in for trouble with my friend Healy.
He'll move heaven and earth and the other place to get the men out of
my ship.  I'll fight him to a finish this time; and rather than pay
him for men, I'll take her to sea by myself and drift her home.'

He rubbed his smoothly-shaven chin and took a thoughtful pull at his
port whiskers, as if he were checking in the weather braces.

'After all, the men would be crazy to quit; there's hardly one of
them with less than fifteen pounds to take.  I think I see how to
manage it.  I'll try anyhow.'

That night he had a long talk with the mate.  He astonished Mr.
Williams considerably.  For Williams by nature belonged to the school
which considers a sailor in the light of a punching-bag.  It had
required one or two private interviews with his skipper to induce him
to relinquish practices to which he was wedded.

'Well, sir, this is a revolution,' he declared rather glumly.

'I'm a radical,' said Ticehurst, 'and believe in revolutions when
required.  I'll speak to the men to-morrow when they've had their
breakfast.  I'm no believer in coddling men, Mr. Williams, but if I
have to ask you and Mr. Gregg to carry them hot shaving-water every
morning while we are in Portland River, in order to do this Healy, I
shall expect you to carry it.'

'Oh, very well, sir,' said Williams, and he retired to his cabin in
some dudgeon.

'It's the principle I'm thinkin' of,' he declared, as he turned in.

The principle he believed in was that sailors should expect nothing,
and that he was to see they got it.  His prejudices broke through his
discretion when he turned out at midnight to take the middle watch.

'Has the old man bin letten' you into his sailor-cockerin' scheme for
doin' this Healy in the eye?' he asked.

'No,' replied Gregg.

'His notion is to feed 'em on the fat of Oregon, and give them hot
whisky and water before they turn in.  And you and I have got to tuck
the dears up, and bring them shavin'-water in the mornin'!'

'Who are you getting at?' asked the incredulous second greaser.

'You'll see,' said the mate, 'it's as near that as a toucher.  And
there'll be a dance on board every night, and private theatricals
every other day, and every day Sunday with no work in between.'

And though his imagination did run away with him, the skipper's
notions as he expounded them to the assembled crowd next morning were
certainly novel.

'I've sent for you, men, to tell you that to-night we shall be in
Portland River,' he began.

The men stared at him eagerly.  They wondered 'what kind of a game
was up.'

And Ticehurst leant over the rail at the break of the poop.

'How many of you have been in Portland before?'

Five men held up their hands.

'And how many more in Pacific Coast ports, such as 'Frisco or Tacoma?'

Three more said that they had.  The skipper nodded.

'I want to know how many of you left your ships there.  Speak up and
tell the truth.'

The eight men shuffled about a bit, and finally a seaman called
Jacobs opened his mouth.

'Yes, Jacobs?' said Ticehurst.

'I reckon we all, more or less, skipped out, sir,' said Jacobs.  And
no one contradicted him.

'I thought so,' said the skipper.  'And I'll tell you what happened.
You left a ship and left from ten to twenty pounds behind, and you
went to Healy's or to Sant's at Tacoma, and were drunk on bad liquor
for a week, and then found yourselves without any clothes to speak of
in a homeward-bounder, with an advance of thirty dollars to work out,
didn't you?'

'That's about it, sir,' said the shamefaced Jacobs.

'Yes, sir,' said the rest.

'And when you got home you had two months' pay or thereabouts to
draw, less what you paid for clothes out of the slop chest.  That is,
you spent six months at sea and a week ashore for about ten pounds
and a bad headache.  Whereas if you had stayed by your ships you
might have saved yourselves the headache, saved your clothes, and
have got back to England with a pay-day of twenty pounds.  Jacobs,
what is the worst kind of a fool you know?'

And Jacobs answered promptly--

'If you please, sir, it's a sailor.'

'I don't say that it is always your fault if you desert,' went on
Ticehurst, after he had drawn the reply which was the moral of his
tale.  'I know some of you may have been run out of your ships; and I
know that some captains are too careful about giving the men any of
the money due to them.  But this is a comfortable ship.'

'It is,' said the men with a unanimous hum.

'And I propose to keep it so,' said the 'old man.'  'And what I want
is to keep you on board.  I'm going to take no precautions against
your skipping, I'm going to treat you like men.  I'm going to allow
you a pound a week each out of your wages for the month we shall be
in Portland, and at six o'clock every man-jack of you not absolutely
required can go ashore and stay ashore all night so long as you turn
up in the morning.'

This was Williams's revolution.  The mate gave a disgusted grunt and
walked away to the lee rail.  But the men raised a cheer.  The
skipper lifted his hand.

'I know this is going a long way beyond the custom of any ship,' he
said, 'and I don't mind owning I'm doing it, partly to prevent the
biggest boarding-house master in Portland getting hold of you.  It's
true that so far as I've worked it out your staying by the ship will
save the owners in wages about five pounds a man.  But that's not the
reason I'm doing it.  I'm on this lay because I shall have to pay
Healy' (muffled groans from the men) 'a hundred and fifty dollars a
head for every fresh man I ship.  I had a row with him last voyage,
and don't propose to put money in his pocket again.  And if he gets
so much from me, as you know, he'll get your advance note besides.
Think it over.  That'll do.'

And the watch below went forward.

'The old man talks sense,' said Jacobs.  'And as for Healy, he's a
most notorious daylight robber, as lives on sailor-men and the
p'isonin' of 'em.  I stayed in 'is 'ouse for ten days, and was
'oofed, fair 'oofed, on board of a most notorious American ship where
we lived on belayin' pin soup, and was tickled with 'and-spikes,
tickled just to death.  I'll stay by the old hooker.  What d' ye say,
mates?'

And they all swore that no enticements should prevent their sticking
to the most comfortable ship that sailed the seas.  A little after
noon they picked up the pilot, and in a couple of hours were towing
up the Columbia past Astoria.  And word went on the wires to Portland
that the _Oriana_, Captain Ticehurst, was on her way to the
Willammette.

'That's all right,' said Mr. Healy.  'Now we'll see!'

He gritted his teeth, twisted his ugly mouth, and gave a nod sideways
as if he were bidding farewell to the finally discomfited skipper of
the _Oriana_.  For Ticehurst so far had been the only man with
sufficient 'sand' in his composition to buck up against the most
outrageous system of crimping and extortion which exists in any part
of the world.  San Francisco (called ''Frisco' by those who have not
lived there) might be tough, and so might Shanghai Smith, whose name
was cursed on all the seven seas, but Portland, O., the big wheat
port in the smooth and deep Willammette, with mighty Mount Hood in
the background, was the hardest and toughest and roughest city in the
West.  And Mr. Healy, Jim Healy, the sandy-headed Irish-American to
whose native brutality a certain low cunning in diplomacy was added,
stood out in blackguardism and general toughness far above his peers.

'We'll see,' said Healy.  'This will be a skin game, a real
freeze-out.  Bully for you, Mr. Ticehurst!'

He called a quiet informal meeting of the genial blood-suckers who
regulate the price of sailors in a so-called civilised city; and the
crimps assembled in his back parlour, where many scoundrelly schemes
had been hatched.

'He's come to fight,' said Healy, 'and what I propose is to give him
so much of it that he'll sicken and quit.  The first thing right now
is to put prices up.  I vote we make it a hundred and sixty dollars a
man.'

He proposed to charge the skipper of any merchant ship £32 a head for
any man he shipped.  He also proposed to take the entire _Oriana's_
crew out of her, in which case he would have to supply eighteen men
all told, when she was full of wheat and ready to sail.  In other
words, it was his idea, and on such ideas he lived, to charge £576
for a crew.  And as men were scarce, they must of necessity be drawn
from another ship, to which the crew of the _Oriana_ would presently
be sold.  It was a great scheme, and much honour must assuredly be
given to the men who originated so easy a manner of getting a living.
It amounted to charging two shipmasters a fee of £1152 for swapping
crews.  This is the way the crimps of Portland live even unto this
day, in the year of civilisation 1901.  There are pickings besides,
for as John Jacobs, A.B. in the _Oriana_, had said when his skipper
asked him who was the biggest kind of a fool, 'If you please, sir,
it's a sailor.'  On consideration, however, it might appear that the
State of Oregon, which allowed its trade to be hampered by such
means, was collectively even a bigger fool than a sailor.

The proposal of the one hundred and sixty dollars price was carried
unanimously.  And Healy grinned sardonically as he spoke further to
his friends.

'Last time this Ticehurst and me came mighty close to trouble, and I
want to get even.  And I mean to be.  Now what I want is this.  Any
men you boys get off of her I want transferred to me.  When I ship
them I'll settle with you.  And, moreover, if he comes to you for
men, send him on to me.  I'll talk to him, the low down swine!  I'll
talk to him like a father!'

The prospect of speaking to Ticehurst like a father fairly made him
purr with joy.  A pretty thing, was it not, to have one's honest
business broken up by any infernal Englishman!  He had a talk with
his runner and laid his plans.

'Mebbe he'll give us trouble, but I rely on you, Tom,' said Jim
Healy.  'Get 'em away at any price.  Load 'em up with the best
liquor.  And give 'em as much pocket-money as they wants.  All I ask
is to get 'em.'

And Tom Gilson, who had a name for persuasion which would have made
the reputation of a lawyer, stuck his tongue in his cheek.

'When did I fail?' asked Tom.

And when he went down to the wharf, he found to his utter surprise
that Ticehurst greeted him quite amicably.

'You're Mr. Healy's runner, aren't you?'

'I am, sir,' said Tom.

'Please go on board my ship,' said the skipper.  'Have a look round.
Where are your other friends?  Oh, here they come.  Now this is nice
and kind of them.'

He greeted the runners from the other houses with equal cordiality
and invited them on board.  It was then almost six.  When four bells
struck Ticehurst told Williams to knock the men off.  As soon as they
were in the fo'c'sle Ticehurst went to the starboard door and called
to Jacobs.

'Jacobs!'

'Yes, sir,' said Jacobs, coming out in a hurry.

The skipper pointed to the runners.

'These gentlemen have come down to see you,' said the captain.  'They
are runners all of them, and want you to leave this ship in order to
put money into their pockets and the pockets of Mr. Healy.  They have
another ship for you in about a week, probably a nice American ship.
Don't forget what I said, and when you are ready come aft for some
money.  Good day, gentlemen.  My compliments to Mr. Healy.'

'Damme, the old man is luny,' said Williams.  'If I had my way I'd
have her boomed off into the stream and I'd kick the runners
overboard.'

But with such methods Tom and his friends were familiar.  The new
tactics of the _Oriana's_ skipper took them all aback.  They stood
close together and stared at each other.

'Say, what sort of a game is he playin'?' they asked each other.

'The derned ratty old hoosier,' said Tom; 'he's tryin' to go to
windward of us at the start.  This is quite a new thing, this is.
The old galoot has been goin' in for bein' popular with his crowd.
But if I know sailors, it won't work.'

He started for the fo'c'sle and put his head in.

'What cheer boys, and how goes it?  What kind of a passage did you
have?'

'Long, but easy,' said Jacobs coolly, as he pulled on a guernsey over
his head.  'No work to speak of and fine weather.'

The other runners gathered round their prey.  Grant's man went inside
and sat down.  He produced a bottle.

'Will you have a nip?'

'Just had a tot,' said Jacobs.  'The old man sarved it out when we
came in sight of the city.'

'Well, who's for the shore, boys?' put in Tom Gilson.  'You'll be
ready for a good time now, and Portland is a daisy of a place, I tell
you.  The best of grub and good liquor, and the prettiest gals
running around here.  Who's with me for Healy's?  He gets up the best
table in the city, and I don't care who sets up the next best.'

The second mate came for'ard.

'The captain is ready with your money, men.'

'Is he goin' to pay you off?' asked the runners.

'Lord bless you, no,' said Hillyer, who was Jacobs's chum.  'He's
only ladling it out in easy goes just to let us have some fun here.
Five dollars a week; think of that!'

It was certainly unusual, and the runners stared.

'Five dollars,' sneered Gilson.  'Why, every man of you that comes
ashore with me shall have ten right off.'

'And a ship next week,' said Jacobs drily.  'I know; I've been there.
I was in Portland and in your house, mister, three years ago.'

'But I wasn't here then, and things are changed.  Sailors have it all
their own way now, and we guarantee a month ashore and thirty dollars
a month when you ship.'

Talk as he would, and he did talk, he had struck a crowd that for a
time would have nothing to say to him.  They were quiet and sober,
and knew, in American parlance, that he was not on board the _Oriana_
for his health.  He was there for dollars.  The men went aft one by
one and the skipper talked to them.

'We shan't turn to till eight in the morning,' he said, 'and don't
forget that the men I've let on board are not here for your good,
it's for their own.  Here's a dollar for you.  I've made up my mind
to let you have a dollar a night.  If you sleep on board, it will be
all the better for you.'

And the men went out feeling that for once they had a captain who
understood men a little.  There was not one of them who did not make
up his mind to keep sober and stay by the _Oriana_.  And as a crew is
a crowd, and with the obstinate affections of a crowd, the initial
direction given to their thoughts persisted long.  The runners were
given the cold shoulder, and every suggestion they made was looked on
as a trap.  The men followed Jacobs and Hillyer, who both had some
knowledge of Portland.

'It's my belief this will work,' said Ticehurst, as he watched them
go.

'Well, sir, if you find half of them here in the morning, I'll eat a
cat-block,' said the mate.

'We'll see,' replied Ticehurst.  And he interviewed the steward.
'While we're here,' he said, 'the men are to get soft bread and fresh
meat and vegetables three times a day.  If it costs what it will, it
will be money in the owner's pockets.'

He went ashore himself, and found his way to the house of the British
consul, whom he knew pretty well, for it was too late to go to the
agents.  Mr. Sedgwick was a bright man and sturdy, but he was rather
pessimistic over the _Oriana's_ prospects.

'This Healy is cunning as well as mean and venal and brutal,' he
said, 'I know he has it laid up for you.  Don't have anything to do
with him personally.  The law here is pretty much what it is made by
the people who want to use it to make money.  He'll bribe your men
off.'

'I'll have them arrested,' said Ticehurst.

Sedgwick shrugged his shoulders.

'They'll have to be found.  And judging by what happened to the
_Heather Bell_, if the United States put them on board, the State of
Oregon will take them off.  There are two sets of laws here, and
State law has the pull.  And Healy has the pull on the State law as
administered by elected judges.'

'We'll see,' said Ticehurst, who thought he knew a little.  He was
about to learn more.  'We'll see.'

'So you will,' said the consul.

'At any rate, four of my men are teetotalers,' said Ticehurst, 'and
some of those who are not are not quite such fools as most sailors.
I believe I've fixed Healy this time.'

But in the morning he was four men short, and the comedy began.

Yet Ticehurst did not lose his temper.  He was as cool as the top of
Mount Hood to the eastward.

'Work the men easy, Mr. Williams,' he said, 'work 'em easy.  Just
keep 'em going.  Remember this is going to be a game, and the
counters are men.  A hard word may spoil me, and I want you to be
popular.  Do you understand?'

The mate sighed.

'To be sure, to be sure, sir, if you desire it.'

And the skipper went to see Mr. Sedgwick again.

'Sedgwick, I lost four men last night.'

'The devil you did!'

'So Healy scores first blood.  What's to be my next move?'

'Then you mean to fight?'

'By the Lord, I do.  And I want your help, if it's only to make such
a row that the Board of Trade at home will hear of it.'

And Sedgwick said he'd do his best.

'Nevertheless----'

And he sighed, like the mate, though for different reasons.  Together
they went up-town and found the United States Marshal.

'You want a warrant to get the four arrested?' asked the marshal;
'and you shall have it.  But you know the game they'll play?'

Sedgwick did, and Ticehurst didn't.

'They'll work the State of Oregon against me,' said the marshal, 'and
it'll be a fight.'

'That's what I'm here for,' said the skipper of the _Oriana_.  He
quoted General Grant: "I'll fight it out in this line if it takes all
the summer."  How is it you let Healy and his gang run the port?'

'I can't help it,' replied the official of the United States.  'I
don't think you Englishmen understand that being a United States
official here is pretty much the same as being a foreigner.  There's
folks here that would rather do me up than drink.  However, we'll get
the warrant and arrest these men to-night, if they can be found.'

They tried to arrest them that night.  And Healy got word, of course,
about what was coming.

'All right,' said Healy.  'I'll fix you.'

He sent for Gilson.

'Take these men back to the _Oriana_!'

'Eh, what?' said Gilson, 'are you going to quit already?'

'Roll up a blanket or two of mine with their dunnage, you fool,' said
Healy.

And the runner laughed.

'Well, you are a daisy.'

And when the marshal appeared, Healy interviewed him.

'Come right in and look for 'em.  They're not here.'

And, of course, they weren't.

'They're back on their ship,' said Healy, with a grin.

'And what's your game?' asked the marshal.

'You'll know to-morrow,' said the boarding-house keeper, and the
marshal went down to the _Oriana_ to see Ticehurst.

'They came on board and swore they never meant to desert,' said
Ticehurst; 'what's the meaning of it?'

'We'll have to wait.'

But they knew in the morning when the police of the State of Oregon
came down on board.

'Well, what do you want?' asked Williams.

He knew when the four men were arrested for stealing blankets from
Healy's house.  They were taken away and clapped in gaol.

'By the Lord, this is a game,' said Ticehurst.  'That's a point to
Healy.'

He went to Sedgwick and told him about the new move, and Sedgwick
nodded.

'What he doesn't know isn't worth knowing.  I'll come down to the
court with you.'

And the judge, who happened not to be one of those in Healy's pocket,
saw through the game when Ticehurst took the witness-stand.

'This is a conflict between me and Mr. Healy,' said Ticehurst; 'and I
don't believe the men stole the blankets.'

'We didn't,' said the men unanimously.  They looked very sorry for
themselves.  And Justice Smith smiled as he fined them twenty-five
dollars.  Smith said that he was inclined to be lenient, and later in
the afternoon he remitted the fine on condition the men went on
board.  They agreed to this very humbly.

'Well, we score,' said Ticehurst.

Sedgwick shook his head.

'It's not over yet.'

And so it proved, for Ticehurst met Healy in Main Street that evening.

'You think you've bested me,' said Healy, 'but you haven't.  Nor you
can't say you have till you get to sea with your men.'

'There seems some law to be had here after all, Mr. Healy,' replied
Ticehurst.

'Oh, Smith's no good.  We'll have him out,' said Healy; 'if these
judges won't do as we want them, we'll have others that will.'

He cocked his hat and marched on.

'By Jove!' said Ticehurst.  'I wonder now!'

He went after the boarding-house keeper.

'Oh, Mr. Healy!'

Healy turned round scowling.

'Let's fight fair,' said Ticehurst.  'I'd like to know if you
consider this conversation private?'

'Private be damned,' said Healy, 'it's what you like.'

And Ticehurst smiled.

'I think I'll fix him,' he said.

But Healy grinned.  He grinned more widely than ever when Ticehurst's
letter in the Sunday Oregonian gave the whole conversation between
himself and Healy.  This was followed up next day by an interview in
which Ticehurst expressed much more astonishment than he felt at the
ways of Pacific Coast ports.  One would have thought him quite a
child in such matters.

But even Ticehurst, who had not consulted Sedgwick, was a little
surprised the following morning.  He was arrested by the
deputy-sheriff at ten o'clock.

'It's for libel,' said the police officer.  And he read the warrant.

The information on which the warrant of arrest was issued read most
cheerfully--

'The said John Doe Ticehurst, on the 16th day of August 1899, in the
City of Portland, County of Multnomah, State of Oregon, then and
there being, did then and there maliciously and feloniously, by means
other than words orally spoken, cause to be published of and
concerning another, to wit John Healy, certain false and scandalous
matter in the _Sunday Oregonian_, to wit "If we can't get these
judges to do as we want, we will have judges that will," with intent
then and there to injure and defame the said John Healy.'

'You'll come right along to Justice Hayne's Court, east side,' said
the deputy-sheriff.

He was let out again at eleven o'clock on 'putting up' five hundred
dollars cash bail.

'I reckon I've got him,' said Healy chuckling.  'We'll tie his old
hooker up, and she getting ready for sea again, and we'll get the
whole crowd out of her.'

'I have been coming to the conclusion of late years that going to sea
was tolerably dull,' said Ticehurst to Sedgwick, as they walked
through the crowd of loafers outside Hayne's Court.  'But Portland is
not dull.'

'Even I don't find it so,' said the consul.  'But, of course, this is
to keep you here.  You're nearly ready for sea?'

'I shall be in three days.'

'And your crew?'

So far I've got them all.'

Sedgwick shook his head.

'They'd rather die than let you go like that.  How in thunder have
you kept them?'

And Ticehurst explained his wonderful theory.

'I've really tried to make them comfortable, and I've treated them
like men.  I give them all they earn while they're in port.  But what
am I to do?'

'I'll think of it,' said Sedgwick.

He thought to some purpose.  For it was commonly stated in Portland
that many masters of merchant ships paid the boarding-house masters
to induce the men to desert, when the amount of wages due to them
from the ship was more than the 'blood-money' which had to be paid
for a new crew.

'I think that's the line,' said Sedgwick.  He got a reporter to go
and interview Mr. Healy, and Healy being more than half-seas over and
in high delight at having held up Ticehurst and the _Oriana_, let
himself go.

'Curse the lot of 'em,' said Healy; 'they talk as if a boarding-house
master was necessary a scoundrel.  Ay, they do, and there's them
lying in the _Willammette_ now as have come to me winking the eye,
and saying, "Now, Mr. Healy, how much do you want to take my crew out
of my ship?"  Why, I've done it as low as ten dollars a head, and
have had a hundred a head for putting a new crowd in, and then it's
been money in the pockets of the ship-owners and the captain, as it
stands to reason it would be if the ship owed the men more than a
hundred and ten dollars, besides saving the grub for a time when the
men are doing little.'

'But Ticehurst didn't do this?'

Healy smiled and was incautious.

'To be sure he didn't.  But he would if it paid him.  If he'd come in
here after a long voyage instead of a short passage out from
Liverpool, he'd have been in my back room with dollars.'

And next day this was in the papers.  Sedgwick smiled and ran down to
see Ticehurst, whose ship was lying in the stream with a United
States marshal in charge of her to see the men stayed on board and
were not taken off by Healy's pirates, and a Multnomah county
official to see that Ticehurst stayed more or less in sight.

'Now,' said Ticehurst, 'haven't I got him?'

'You can try,' said Sedgwick.

So Ticehurst filed a complaint in the United States Circuit Court in
'a damage suit' against Healy, laying his damages at ten thousand
dollars.

'It will make him sick,' said Sedgwick.  And it did.

Healy fairly howled, and by way of immediate revenge sent one of his
ruffians to catch the reporter who had caught him.

'Sock it to him good, Joe,' said Healy; 'don't leave him a feather to
fly with.  Stamp on his right hand and kick his ribs in.  I'll teach
him to come down here with a pencil and a note-book and lay traps for
inoffending citizens, so I will.'

And Joe went off to 'do up' the reporter.  As it happened (and it was
unlucky for Joe) the reporter was a man of his hands, and not at all
an unsuspecting person.  It was Joe who went to the hospital, and not
the man with the pencil and the note-book.  Nevertheless, as he
understood how things shaped themselves in Oregon and in Pacific
ports generally, this particular reporter thought it healthy to go
elsewhere.  What Joe had failed in Jack might do, and Healy had a
very long memory, as many injured men could tell.

'What I like about Oregon is its climate and its general
uncertainty,' said Ticehurst.  'It makes me feel young again.  Of
course, I shan't push this libel suit, Sedgwick.'

'If you do, you'll be like Vanderdecken when it's finished,' said
Sedgwick.  'To try to beat to the westward of the Cape Horn of Law
here will make an ancient Flying Dutchman of you.  I'd try to get to
sea.'

'I'm going to try,' replied Ticehurst.  'It will be quite enough of a
victory for me to have come into Portland and go out with the same
men I brought in.'

'It's never been done yet,' said Sedgwick, 'and if you get through
you'll make a record.'

And the next day Ticehurst shifted his quarters from the ship to the
Oregon Hotel in the city.  He explained that he did so because he
understood it would take some time to finish the cross suits then in
progress.

'The man's a fool,' said Healy, rejoicing.  'We'll keep the _Oriana_
here till she goes to pieces like a rotten scow on a mud-bank.'

But Ticehurst was no fool.  He sent the _Oriana_ down to Astoria to
wait until the suits were done with, and was seen to be much occupied
with legal matters all day long.  At night he sat in the hall of the
hotel and denounced Healy with much severity.

'I'll stay till I get his scalp,' said Ticehurst.  But if he meant
what he said it is odd that he reckoned up what he owed the hotel,
and put the requisite amount of dollars in an otherwise almost empty
portmanteau.  It might also have seemed strange to Healy if he knew
that his enemy went for a walk late that night and got as far as St.
John's on the railroad to the north.  There he boarded the last train
to Kalama, that deserted township which once had a boom of which the
bottom fell out, and went down the Columbia in the _Telephone_.

But Healy tumbled to the whole thing in the morning when it was found
that Ticehurst had not slept in the hotel.  The Portland authorities,
at Healy's request, went down to Astoria next day bright and early,
and boarded the _Oriana_.  Mr. Williams, the chief mate, received
them at the gangway.

'Where is the captain?'

'In Portland,' said Williams sourly.  Treating the men according to
Ticehurst's prescription was getting on his nerves.

'He skipped from Portland last night, and we believe him to be on
board,' said the marshal.

'You can look,' said Williams shortly.  If, as is probable, he knew
that Ticehurst was not in Portland, he also knew he was not on board
the _Oriana_.  The most careful search failed to find him.

'Why don't you take us alongside and discharge the wheat,' said Gregg
savagely.  'Perhaps he's under two thousand tons of it.'

The second mate was almost as cross as Williams.  As he said
afterwards, the way the marshal acted, a full-sized English skipper
might be concealed in a sextant case.

At last the intruders gave up and went ashore.

'You needn't trouble to come on board again,' said Williams.  'I'm
skipper now and shall take her to sea.'

But if that was true it is odd that Ticehurst was not to be found in
Astoria.  He had disappeared.  The United States Marshal, who was
still on board the _Oriana_, laughed, for he had no great sympathy
with the state officials of Oregon.

'I guess your skipper has a head,' he opined, as he lounged against
the rail and ejected tobacco juice into the blue-grey waters of the
great Columbia River.  'Tell me where he is.  I won't give you away.'

But even Williams did not know.  He went to sea next morning, and was
towed across the bar by the tug _Comet_.  The Oregon people came on
board again and made another search.

'Oh, come to sea with me,' said Williams with a savage eye.  He had a
notion that if they did there would be part of the crew that Captain
Ticehurst would leave at his mercy.

'Don't get rowdy, young fellow,' said the marshal; 'it's a waste of
natural energy better used in learning how to be civil to your
superiors.'

'But you're licked,' said Williams; 'you're fairly licked.'

'Life's a game,' said the state marshal philosophically, as he went
over the side with his United States rival, 'and if we won always we
should get swelled head.'

He looked up from the boat.

'Say!' he called.

'Yes,' said Williams.

'If we're licked, and I own it, where is the captain?'

'I'll send word from Europe,' said Williams.

But, as a matter of fact, he sent word by the skipper of the tug.
For it was Captain Ticehurst who steered the old _Comet_ over the bar
with the _Oriana_ behind.

'Now, what I want to know is,' said the captain to his mate, 'what I
want to know is, whether it isn't better to treat men as men, and
best that crowd in Portland?'

Williams looked melancholy.

'Well, sir, it may be on a pinch,' he owned; 'but it's the principle
I'm thinkin' of.'

And his principle was, of course, that sailor-men were to expect
nothing, while his duty was to see that they got it with any amount
of suitable sauce.



THE END



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