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Title: Best laid schemes

Author: Meredith Nicholson

Release date: June 17, 2022 [eBook #68334]

Language: English

Original publication: United States: Charles Scribner's Sons, 1910

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_BY MEREDITH NICHOLSON_

  BEST LAID SCHEMES
  THE MAN IN THE STREET
  BLACKSHEEP! BLACKSHEEP!
  LADY LARKSPUR
  THE MADNESS OF MAY
  THE VALLEY OF DEMOCRACY

_CHARLES SCRIBNER’S SONS_




  BEST LAID SCHEMES




  BEST LAID SCHEMES

  BY
  MEREDITH NICHOLSON

  “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men
            Gang aft a-gley_”

                             --ROBERT BURNS

  NEW YORK
  CHARLES SCRIBNER’S SONS
  1922




  COPYRIGHT, 1919, 1922, BY
  CHARLES SCRIBNER’S SONS

  COPYRIGHT, 1912, 1913, 1914 BY THE CURTIS PUBLISHING CO.
  COPYRIGHT, 1916 BY P. F. COLLIER & SON COMPANY
  COPYRIGHT, 1921 BY THE MCCLURE PUBLICATIONS INC.

  Printed in the United States of America

  Published April, 1922




  TO

  WILL H. HAYS

  WHOSE FRIENDSHIP IS MORE TO BE PRIZED
  THAN MUCH FINE GOLD




CONTENTS


                                   PAGE

  THE SUSINESS OF SUSAN               3

  THE GIRL WITH THE RED FEATHER      34

  THE CAMPBELLS ARE COMING           74

  ARABELLA’S HOUSE PARTY            115

  THE THIRD MAN                     167

  WRONG NUMBER                      197




BEST LAID SCHEMES




THE SUSINESS OF SUSAN


I

Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened. To speak
more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never
happened. As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known
many men; but they had all passed by on the other side. A young man of
literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was
not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort. This
young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper,
and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might
have shared his prosperity and fame. A professor of theology had once
sent her a sermon on the strength of a chance meeting at a tea; but
this, though encouraging, was hardly what might be called a thrilling
incident. Still, the young professor had later been called to an
important church, and a little more enthusiasm for sermons on Susie’s
part might have changed the current of her life.

The brother of one of Susie’s Vassar classmates had evinced a deep
interest in Susie for a few months, spending weekends at Poughkeepsie
that might much better have been devoted to working off his conditions
at New Haven; but the frail argosy of their young affections had
gone to smash with incredible ease and swiftness over a careless
assertion by Susie that, after all, Harvard was the greatest American
university. All universities looked alike to her, and she had really
been no more interested in Harvard than in the academic centers of
Wyoming or Oklahoma. Now this young gentleman was launched successfully
as a mining engineer and had passed Susan by for another of his
sister’s classmates, who was not nearly so interesting or amusing as
Susie.

Susie’s mother had died while she was in college, and her father,
in the year she was graduated. As he had chosen a good name rather
than great riches, Susie had found it necessary to adjust herself
to conditions, which she did by taking the library course at Witter
Institute. In Syracuse, where Susan was born, old friends of the family
had said how fortunate it was that her education made library work
possible for her. And, though this was true, Susie resented their tone
of condescension. In its various implications it dismissed her from the
world to which she had been accustomed to another and very different
sphere. It meant that if she became an attendant in the Syracuse
Library she would assist at no more teas, and that gradually she
would be forgotten in the compilations of lists of eligibles for such
functions as illuminate the social horizon of Syracuse.

Whereupon, being a duly accredited librarian, entitled to consideration
as such wherever book warehouses exist, Susan decided to try her
luck in a strange land, where hours from nine to six would be less
heart-breaking than in a town where every one would say how brave Susie
was, or how shameful it was that her father had not at least kept up
his life insurance.

The archives of Denver, Omaha and Indianapolis beckoned. She chose
Indianapolis as being nearer the ocean.

In her changes of status and habitat the thing that hurt Susan most was
the fact that the transition fixed her, apparently for all time, among
the Susans. She had been named Susan for an aunt with money, but the
money had gone to foreign missions when Susie was six. In college she
had always been Susie to those who did not call her Miss Parker. Her
introduction to the library in the Hoosier capital was, of course, as
Miss Parker; but she saw Miss Susan looming darkly ahead of her. She
visualized herself down the gray vistas, preyed upon daily by harassed
women in search of easy catercorners to club papers, who would ask at
the counter for Miss Susan. And she resented, with all the strength of
her healthy young soul, the thought of being Miss Susan.

Just why Sue and Susie express various shades of character and personal
atmosphere not hinted in the least by Susan pertains to the psychology
of names, and is not for this writing. Susie was a small human package
with a great deal of yellow hair, big blue eyes, an absurdly small
mouth and a determined little nose. As a child and throughout her
college years she had been frolicsome and prankish. Her intimates had
rejected Sue as an inappropriate diminutive for her. Sue and Susie are
not interchangeable. Sue may be applied to tall, dark girls; but no
one can imagine a Susie as tall or dark. In college the girls had by
unanimous consent called her Susie, with an affectionate lingering upon
the second syllable and a prolongation of the “e.”

To get exactly the right effect, one should first bite into a tart
gooseberry. In her corridor at Vassar it had been no uncommon thing
to speak of her affectionately as Susie the Goosie. Another term of
endearment she evoked was Susie the Syracuse Goosie, usually when she
was in disgrace with the powers.

And Susie was the least bit spoiled. She had liked these plays upon
her name. Her sayings and doings were much quoted and described in
those good old days before she became Miss Susan Parker on a public
library payroll. An admiring classmate had suggested the writing of a
book to be called the Susiness of Susie. And Susie was funny--every
one admitted that she was. She left behind her at college a reputation
as a past mistress of the unexpected, and a graceful skater over the
thin ice of academic delinquency. She had liked the admiration of her
classmates and had more or less consciously played for it. She did not
mind so much being small when it was so clear that her compact figure
contributed so considerably to her general Susiness.

And the manner of the way in which Susan became Susie again fell in
this wise:

Last summer the newest certain rich man in Indianapolis, having
builded himself a house so large that his wife took the children
and went abroad to be comfortable, fell under the fascinations of a
book agent, who equipped his library with four thousand of the books
that are books. The capitalist really meant to read them when he got
time--if he ever did; and, in order that he might the more readily
avail himself of his library when leisure offered, he acted upon the
agent’s hint that it should be scientifically catalogued. The public
librarian had suggested Miss Parker as a competent person for the
task; and Logan, the owner of the unread books, having been pleased
with the candidate’s appearance, had suggested that she live in the
house while doing the work, to be company for his wife’s aunt, who
was marooned there during Mrs. Logan’s absence. Logan thereupon went
to Alaska to look at an investment. The aunt proved agreeable and the
big Logan house was, of course, a much pleasanter place than Susan’s
boarding house, where she had been annoyed by the efforts of one or
two young gentlemen to flirt with her. Though her isolation emphasized
the passing of her Susiness, she was reasonably happy, and set up her
typewriter among the new books to do the cataloguing. In the long,
eventless evenings she read to the aunt or cut leaves, and felt the
years of her Susihood receding.

And it was not until the very last week of her stay in the Logan house
that Miss Susan Parker experienced a recrudescence of her Susiness.


II

Late one afternoon, midway of September, Susie, who had just returned
from a stroll, stood on the Logan portico watching the motors flit
past, and thinking a little mournfully that in a few days she must go
back to her boarding house and her place behind the library counter.
It was then that she observed Mr. Webster G. Burgess on his doorstep
adjoining, viewing the urban landscape reflectively. He was hatless and
in his hand he held a bit of yellow paper that resembled a telegram.
Noting Susie’s presence on the Logan veranda, he crossed the lawn in
her direction. She knew from a personal item in the afternoon paper
that Mr. Burgess had returned from his vacation, and that Mrs.
Burgess was to follow at once, accompanied by her younger sister,
Miss Wilkinson; and that she was to entertain immediately Mr. Brown
Pendleton, a wealthy young American explorer and archæologist, who was
coming to Indiana to deliver the dedicatory address at the opening of
the new Historical Museum at the state university. Mrs. Burgess always
entertained all the distinguished people who visited Indianapolis, and
it had occurred to Susan that by the exercise of ordinary vigilance she
might catch a glimpse of Brown Pendleton during his stay at the house
next door. Webster Burgess was a banker who had inherited his bank,
and he had always found life rather pleasant going. His wife diverted
him a good deal, and the fact that she played at being a highbrow
amused him almost more than anything else. He had kept his figure,
and at forty-two was still able to dance without fear of apoplexy. He
chose his haberdashery with taste, and sometimes he sent flowers to
ladies without inclosing his wife’s card; but his wife said this was
temperamental, which was a very good name for it.

Susie, holding her ground as Burgess advanced, composedly patted the
head of one of the bronze lions that guarded the entrance to the Logan
doors.

“Good evening! It’s mighty nice to see you back again,” said Burgess,
smiling.

It was at this instant that Susan, hearing the god of adventure
sounding the call to arms, became Susie again.

“I’m very glad to see you, Mr. Burgess,” she replied; and ceasing to
fondle the bronze lion’s left ear she gave the banker her hand. “Summer
is hanging on,” observed Susie; “it’s quite warm this evening.”

“It is, indeed, and most of our neighbors seem to be staying away late;
but I’m glad you’re back.”

Susie was glad he was back. Her superficial knowledge of Mr. Webster
Burgess bore wholly upon his standing as a banker. In the year she
had spent in his ancestral city she had never heard anything to
justify a suspicion that he was a gentleman given to flirtations with
strange young women. There was something quite cozy and neighborly in
his fashion of addressing her. His attitude seemed paternal rather
than otherwise. He undoubtedly mistook her for a member of the Logan
household. It crossed her mind that he probably knew little of the
Logan family, who had occupied the new house only to leave it; but she
knew there were several Logan girls, for she was occupying the room
designed for one of them.

“This is what I call downright good luck!” Burgess continued, glancing
at his watch. “Mrs. Burgess reaches town at six, with her sister--and
Brown Pendleton, the explorer, and so on. We met him at Little Boar’s
Head, and you know how Mrs. Burgess is--she wanted to be sure he saw
this town right. A mighty interesting chap--his father left him a
small mint, and he spends his income digging. He’s dug up about all
the Egyptians, Babylonians and Ninevites. He’s coming out to make a
speech--thinks of prying into the mound-builders; though I don’t see
why any one should. Do you?”

“On the whole I think the idea rather tickles me,” said Susie. “I
always thought it would be fun to try a lid-lifter on the dead past.”

Mr. Burgess took note of her anew and chuckled.

“Open up kings like sardines! I like your way of putting it.”

“A few canned kings for domestic consumption,” added Susie, thinking
that he was very easy to talk to. The fact that he did not know her
from a daughter of the royal house of Rameses made not the slightest
difference now that the adventurous spirit of the old Susie days
possessed her.

Mr. Burgess was scrutinizing the telegram again.

“I want you to dine with us this evening--as a special favor, you
know. It’s rather sudden, but Mrs. Burgess has a sudden way of doing
things. Just as I left my office I got this wire ordering me to produce
the most presentable girl I could find for dinner. Pendleton hates
big functions, but I nailed Billy Merrill at the club on my way up,
according to instructions--you can always get Billy; but I went through
the telephone book without finding any unattached woman of suitable age
I would dare take a shot at, knowing my wife’s prejudices. And then I
looked over here and saw you.”

His manner conveyed, with the utmost circumspection, the idea that
seeing her had brightened the world considerably.

“Certainly, Mr. Burgess,” replied Susie, without the slightest
hesitation or qualm. “At seven, did you say?”

“Seven-thirty we’d better say. There’s my machine and I’ve got to go to
the station to meet them.”

As Susan, the thing would have been impossible; as Susie, it seemed
the most natural thing in the world. Burgess was backing down the
steps. Every instant reduced the possibility of retreat; but the fact
was, that she exulted in her sin. She was an impostor and she rejoiced
shamelessly in being an impostor. And yet it did not seem altogether
square to accept Mr. Burgess’s invitation to dinner when it would
undoubtedly involve him in difficulties with his wife, whom she had
never seen in her life.

Burgess paused and wheeled round abruptly.

Her Susiness experienced a shock--the incident, in her hasty
conjecture, was already closed--for he said:

“By-the-way, what is your name anyhow?”

“Susie,” she said, lifting her chin Susily.

Mr. Burgess laughed, as though it were perfectly obvious that she was
a Susie--as though any one at a glance ought to know that this young
person in the white flannel skirt and blue shirt-waist was a Susie,
ordained to be so called from the very first hour of creation.

“Just for fun, what’s the rest of it?” he asked.

“Parker, please. I’m not even a poor relation of the Logans.”

“I didn’t suppose you were; quite and distinctly not!” he declared as
though the Logans were wholly obnoxious. “I never saw you before in my
life--did I?”

“Never,” said Susie, giving him the benefit of her blue eyes.

Burgess rubbed his ear reflectively.

“I think I’m in for a row,” he remarked in an agreeable tone, as though
rows of the sort he had in mind were not distasteful to him.

“Of course,” said Susie with an air of making concessions, “if you
really didn’t mean to ask me to dinner, or have changed your mind now
that you find I’m a stranger and a person your wife would never invite
to her house, we’ll call the party off.”

“Heavens, no! You can’t send regrets to a dinner at the last minute.
And if you don’t show up I’m going to be in mighty bad. You see----” He
gazed at Susie with the keen scrutiny he reserved for customers when
they asked to have their lines of credit extended, and he carefully
weighed the moral risk. “We seem to be on amazingly intimate terms,
considering our short acquaintance. There’s something about you that
inspires confidence.”

“I’m much uplifted by this tribute,” said Susie with a Susesque touch
that escaped her so naturally, so easily, that she marveled at herself.

Burgess smiled broadly.

“I’m afraid,” he remarked, “that you don’t quite fill the bill; but
you’ll do--you’ve got to do!”

He handed her the telegram he had retained in his hand and watched her
face as she read:

  P. is greatly taken with Floy, and we must give her every chance.
  Pick up an uninteresting young man and one of the least attractive of
  the older girls for dinner tonight. This is important Make no mistake.

“Those are my instructions. Can you ever forgive me?”

“With my hair brushed straight back, they say I’m quite homely,”
observed Susie sighing.

“I shouldn’t do my worst,” said the banker, “where Nature has been so
generous.”

“It seems,” observed Susie meditatively, “that I’m your deliberate
choice as a foil for your sister-in-law, by sheer force of my
unattractiveness.”

“I’m slightly nearsighted,” replied the banker. “It’s a frightful
handicap.”

“I can see that glasses would be unbecoming to you.”

“The matter of eyes,” said the banker, stroking a lion, “is not one I
should trust myself to discuss with you. Do you mind telling me what
you’re doing here?”

“Cutting the leaves in the books and making a card catalogue. I use the
typewriter with a dexterity that has been admired.”

“A person of education, clearly.”

“French and German were required by my college; and I speak English
with only a slight Onondaga accent, as you observe.”

Her essential Susiness seemed to be communicating itself to the banker.
His chauffeur loosened a raucous blast of the horn warningly.

“I fear your time is wasted. The Logans will never read those books.
It’s possible that the hand of Fate guided me across the lawn to
deliver you from the lions. The thought pleases me. To continue our
confidences, I will say that, noble woman though my wife is, her sister
has at times annoyed me. And when I left Little Boar’s Head I saw that
Pendleton suspected that we were trying to kidnap him.”

“And I take it that the natural fellow-feeling of man for man would
mitigate your sorrow if the gentleman whom your wife is carrying home
in a birdcage should not, in fact, become your brother-in-law.”

“It would be indelicate for me to go so far as that; but Floy has
always had a snippy way with me. I should like to see her have to work
for the prize.”

“My dinner frock is three years old, but I’ll see what I can do to
become a natural hazard. You’d better move upon the station--the blasts
of that horn are not soothing to the nerves.”


III

Brown Pendleton, Ph.D., L.H.D., F.R.G.S., frowned as he adjusted his
white tie before the mirror of the Burgesses’ best guest-room. He was a
vigorous, healthy American of thirty, quite capable of taking care of
himself; and yet he had been dragged submissively across the continent
by a lady who was animated by an ambition to marry him to her sister,
toward whom his feelings, in the most minute self-analysis, were only
those of polite indifference. And the mound-builders, now that he
thought of it, were rather tame after Egypt and Babylon. As he surveyed
his tanned face above his snowy shirt bosom he wished that he had never
consented to deliver the address at the opening of the new Historical
Museum at Indiana University, which was the ostensible reason for
this Western flight. As for Miss Floy Wilkinson, she was a perfectly
conventional person, who had--not to be more explicit--arrived at a
time of life when people say of a girl that she is holding her own
well. And she was. She was indubitably handsome, but not exciting. She
was the sort of girl who makes an ideal house guest, and she had walked
down church aisles ahead of one after the other of her old school
friends all the way from Duluth to Bangor. Mrs. Burgess had become
anxious as to Floy’s future, and in convoying Pendleton to Indianapolis
and planting him in her best guest-chamber she was playing her cards
with desperation.

Mrs. Burgess ran upstairs to dress after a hasty cross-examination
of the cook, to make sure her telegraphic order for dinner had been
understood, and found her husband shaking himself into his dress coat.

She presented her back to be unhooked and talked on in a way she had.

“Well, I suppose you got Grace Whiting or Minnie Rideout? And, of
course, you couldn’t have failed on Billy Merrill. I think Grace and
Billy are showing signs, at last, of being interested in each other.
You can’t tell what may have happened during the summer. But if
Pendleton should fail--well, Billy isn’t so dull as people think; and
Floy doesn’t mind his clumsiness so much as she did. Did you say you
got Minnie?”

Mr. Burgess, absorbed in a particularly stubborn hook, was silent. Mrs.
Burgess was afraid to urge conversation upon him lest he should throw
up the job, and Floy was monopolizing the only available maid. When a
sigh advertised his triumph over the last hook she caught him as he was
moving toward the door.

“Did you say Minnie was coming, Web?”

“No, Gertie--no. You didn’t say anything about Minnie in your telegram;
you said to get a girl.”

“Why, Web, you know that meant Grace Whiting or Minnie Rideout; they
are my old standbys.”

“Well, Grace has gone somewhere to bury her uncle, and Minnie is
motoring through the Blue Grass. It was pretty thin picking, but I did
the best I could.”

His tone and manner left much to be desired. His wife’s trunk was being
unstrapped in the hall outside and there was no time for parleying.

“Whom did you get, then? Not----”

“I got Susie,” said Burgess, shooting his cuffs.

“Susie?”

“Susie!” he repeated with falling inflection.

“What Susie?”

“Well, Gertie, to be quite frank, I’ll be hanged if I know. I haven’t
the slightest, not the remotest, idea.”

“What do you mean, Web?--if you know!”

The clock on the stairs below was chiming half past six. Burgess
grinned; it was not often he had a chance like this. In social affairs
it was she who did the befuddling.

“I mean to say that, though her name is Susie, it’s rather more
than a proper name; it’s also a common noun, and chock-full of
suggestions--pleasant ones, on the whole.” She was trying to free
herself of her gown, and one of the hooks caught so that he had to
extricate her. Half angry, half alarmed, she seized him by his lapels,
for fear he might escape before she had put an end to his foolishness.
“She said her name was Parker; but I rather question it. She looks like
a Susie, but the Parker is something of a misfit. For myself, I prefer
to cut out the Parker.”

“Web Burgess, tell me just what you have been up to! Don’t I know this
person?”

“I doubt it. And I don’t hesitate to say that it’s a loss on both
sides.”

“Do you mean to tell me that at this serious crisis in all our lives,
when there’s so much at stake, you’ve asked a girl to dinner in this
house that we don’t know? After all my work--after----”

“After your telegram, which I interpreted literally to mean that I was
to land a girl for dinner who would serve merely to emphasize Floy’s
haughty grandeur, I did the best I could. Grace and Minnie were not
available; Susie was. So Susie is coming.”

“Web, we’ve been married ten years and I have never had any reason to
suspect you or even complain of you; but if you think you can pick up
some strange girl among your admirations and bring her to my table I
shall resent it; I shall not pass it lightly by!” she ended tragically.

Burgess walked to the window, drew back the curtain and peered across
at the Logan house.

“I suspect that Susie’s getting into her fighting clothes. You needn’t
be afraid of Susie. Susie’s entirely respectable. And, as for my
relations with Susie, she hadn’t gladdened my sight an hour ago. You’d
better let me send Nora to help you. It would be awkward for you not to
be down when Susie comes.”

He hummed inanely, “When Susie comes! When Susie comes!” and closed the
door upon her indignation.


IV

At seven-twenty-nine Susie eluded the vigilance of the wondering lions
and ran up the Burgess steps.

Burgess met her in the hall, where she stepped out of her wrap and
stood forth rather taller than he remembered her, by reason of her
high-heeled slippers.

Mrs. Burgess, proud of her reputation for meeting emergencies, did
not wait for her guest to be presented. Her quick scrutiny discovered
nothing alarming in this young person. With a quick eye she appraised
the three-year-old gown, correctly placed its vintage and said:

“So nice that you could come.”

Pendleton, who knew a great many girls in different parts of the world,
saw nothing disquieting in this Miss Parker. She was merely another
girl. Billy Merrill, who was forty, wondered whether there would be
champagne or only sauterne besides the cocktail. He had never heard
of Pendleton, any more than he had heard of Miss Parker, and he was
speculating as to whether he had ever really been in love with Floy
Wilkinson, and whether he should venture to propose to her again just
after Christmas. Proposing to Floy was a habit with Billy.

At the round table the forks for the caviar had been overlooked, and
this gave the dinner a bad start. Mrs. Burgess was annoyed, and to
cover her annoyance she related an anecdote, at which the guest of
honor only smiled wanly. He did not seem happy. He barely tasted his
soup, and when Burgess addressed a question to him directly Pendleton
did not hear it until it had been repeated. Things were not going well.
Then Billy Merrill asked Pendleton if he was related to some Pendletons
he knew in St Louis. Almost every one knew that Brown Pendleton
belonged to an old Rhode Island family--and Merrill should have known
it. Mrs. Burgess was enraged by the fleeting grin she detected on her
husband’s face. Web was always so unsympathetic. Burgess was conversing
tranquilly with Susie; he never grasped the idea that his wife gave
small dinners to encourage general conversation. And this strange girl
would not contribute to the conversation; she seemed to be making
curious remarks to Webster in a kind of baby talk that made him choke
with mirth. “An underbred, uncultivated person!” thought Mrs. Burgess.

Mrs. Burgess decided that it would not be amiss to take soundings in
the unknown’s past and immediate present.

“You don’t usually come back to town so early, do you, Miss Parker?”
she asked sweetly.

“No; but Newport was rather slow this year--so many of the houses
weren’t open.”

Mrs. Burgess and her sister exchanged a glance of startled surprise.
Brown Pendleton’s thoughts came back from Babylon. Merrill looked at
Miss Parker with open-eyed admiration.

“Dear old Newport!” Pendleton remarked with feeling. “It has rather
lost tone. I’m not surprised that you didn’t care for it.”

He examined Susie with deliberation.

“The Niedlingers and the Parquetries didn’t show up at all; and the
Ossingtons are said to have cut it out for good,” observed Susie.

“Yes; I saw Fred Ossington in London in the spring, and he said he had
enough. Nice chap, Fred.”

“Too bad he had to give up polo,” said Susie, advancing her pickets
daringly; “but I fancy his arm will never be fit again.”

“He’s going in for balloons. Can you believe it? Amusing fellow! Said
he preferred falling on the earth to having it fall on him. And,
besides, a balloon couldn’t kick when it had him down.”

The conversation was picking up, and quite clearly it was the unknown
who was giving it momentum. Fish had been disposed of satisfactorily
and Mrs. Burgess began to regain confidence. The unknown must be
checked. It would not do for the girl to go further with this light,
casual discussion, conveying as she did all sorts of implications of
knowledge of the great in lofty places. The vintage of the dinner
gown testified unimpeachably against her having any real knowledge of
Newport, a place where Mrs. Burgess had once spent a day at a hotel.
Mrs. Burgess resolved to squelch the impostor. Such presumption should
not go unrebuked even at one’s own table. Pendleton was now discussing
aviation with this impertinent Susie, who brought to the subject
the same light touch of apparent sophistication she had employed in
speaking of Newport and polo. She asked him if he had read an account
of a new steering device for dirigibles; she thought she had seen
it in _L’Illustration_. Pendleton was interested, and scribbled the
approximate date of the journal on the back of his namecard.

“I suppose you came back ahead of your family, Miss Parker? I really
don’t know who’s in town.”

“Yes; I’m quite alone, Mrs. Burgess. You see,” and Susie tilted her
head Susily and spoke directly to Mrs. Burgess, “one never really knows
anything about one’s neighbors.”

“Ah--you live close by?” asked Pendleton.

Susie answered with an imperceptible movement of the head:

“Oh, just next door, you know.”

“How charming! At the sign of the lions? I noticed them as we came up.
I must have another look at them. Rather good, as near as I could make
out.”

“They are rather nice, I think,” said Susie as one who would not boast
of her possessions. “Ernestenoff did them--one of Barye’s pupils.”

Burgess wondered how far she would go. Merrill’s face wore the look of
a man who is dying of worry. He had lived in town all his life, and
it was inconceivable that this was one of Logan’s daughters. He had
forgotten the girl’s name, and he resolved to pay attention in future
when people were introduced.

Mrs. Burgess was too far at sea herself to bother with his
perplexities. Thoroughly alarmed, she threw the conversation back three
thousand years and shifted its playground from the Wabash Valley to the
left bank of the Euphrates, confident that the temerarious person with
the yellow hair and blue eyes would be dislodged.

“When you first began your excavations in Assyria, Mr. Pendleton, I
suppose you didn’t realize how important your work would be to the
world.”

The table listened. Merrill groped for light. This Pendleton was,
then, a digger among ancient ruins! Miss Wilkinson’s eyes were ready
to meet Pendleton’s responsively and sympathetically: her interest in
archæology was recent and superficial, but this was only the more
reason for yielding ungrudging admiration to the eminent digger.
Pendleton did not reply at once to Mrs. Burgess’s question, and instead
of appearing pleased by its ingratiating flattery he frowned and played
with his wine-glass nervously. When he broke the silence it was to say
in a hard tone that was wholly unlike his usual manner of speech:

“I’m not at all sure that it has been of importance; I’m inclined to
think I wasted five years on those jobs.”

His depression was undeniable and he made no effort to conceal it. And
Mrs. Burgess was angry to find that she had clumsily touched the wrong
chord, and one that seemed to be vibrating endlessly. She had always
flattered herself that she had mastered the delicate art of drawing
out highbrows. Scores of distinguished visitors to the Hoosier capital
had gone forth to publish her charm and wit; and this was the first
cloud that had ever rested above a dinner table where a Chinese prince
had been made to feel at home, and whence poets, bishops, novelists,
scientists and statesmen had departed radiant. She had not only struck
the wrong note but one that boomed monotonously down the long corridors
of time.

Burgess mildly sought to inject a needleful of bromide into the
situation.

“You’re probably not a good judge of that, Mr. Pendleton. The world has
already set its seal of approval upon your investigations.”

“It’s not the world’s praise we want,” said Pendleton; “it’s the praise
of the men who know.”

This was not tactful; it apparently brushed aside his host’s approval
as negligible. Miss Wilkinson flashed Pendleton one of her brilliant
smiles, remarking:

“You are altogether too modest, Mr. Pendleton. Every one says that
your ‘Brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar’ is the last word on that subject.”

And then a chill seized Mrs. Burgess. The yellow-haired, blue-eyed
unknown moved her head slightly to one side, bit an almond in two with
neatness, and said:

“If I were you, Mr. Pendleton, I shouldn’t let a faker like
Geisendanner annoy me.”

Susie regarded the remaining half of the almond indifferently and then
ate it musingly. At the mention of Geisendanner Pendleton flushed, and
his head lifted as though he heard trumpets calling to action. Then he
bent toward Susie. The salad had just been removed. Mrs. Burgess beat
the table with her fingers and awaited the earthquake. Her only relief
at the moment was in the consciousness that her husband, from the
look of his face, at last realized the heinousness of his conduct in
bringing just any little whipper-snapper to her table. And Susie seemed
to be the only member of the company who was wholly tranquil. Mrs.
Burgess wondered whether she could be more than twenty, so complete had
been the reinvestiture of the girl in the robes of her Susiness. She
had spoken of Geisendanner as though he lived round the corner and were
a person that every one with any sort of decent bringing up knew or
should know. The effect of the name upon Pendleton was not pleasant to
see, and Mrs. Burgess shuddered. After the first shock of surprise he
seemed wonderfully subdued. Clearly this Geisendanner was an enemy or a
man he feared. The eminent Babylonian met Susie’s eyes apprehensively.
He said in a low tone of dejection:

“So you know then?” As though of course she did, and that a dark
understanding had thus been established by their common knowledge.

Susie nodded.

“Rather absurd, on the whole, when you consider----”

Her plate was being changed and she drew back during the interruption.
Pendleton shook his head impatiently at the delay.

“Absurd! How absurd? If it’s absurd to have the results of years of
hard work chucked into the rubbish heap, then----”

“But no!” Susie felt for her fork without breaking the contact of their
eyes. She was smiling as though quite the mistress of the occasion
and waiting merely to prolong the agony of the sufferers about her.
She was not insensible to their sufferings; it was pleasant rather
than otherwise to inflict torture. Still her attitude toward the
distressed scientist was kindly--but she would make him wait. Her
bearing toward Pendleton at the moment was slightly maternal. It was
only a matter of bricks anyhow; and trifles like the chronological
arrangement of bricks, where, one toppling, all went down, were not
only to the young person’s liking but quite within the range of her
powers of manipulation. “As I remember,” she continued, “Geisendanner
first attacked the results of the Deutsche Orientgesellschaft; but, of
course, that was disposed of.”

“Yes,” assented Pendleton eagerly; “Auchengloss did that.”

It seemed preposterous that the small mouth of this young person could
utter such names at all, much less with an air of familiarity, as
though they were the names of streets or of articles of commerce.

“It was Glosbrenner, however, who paved the way for you by disposing of
Geisendanner--absolutely.”

“The excavations they made in their absurd search for treasure in the
ruins confused everything; but Glosbrenner’s exposé was lost--burnt up
in a printing-office fire in Berlin. There’s not an assertion in my
‘Brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar’ that isn’t weakened by that bronze-gate
rubbish, for Geisendanner was a scholar of some reputation. After the
failure of his hidden-treasure scheme he faked his book on the Bronze
Gates of Babylon as a pot boiler, and died leaving it behind him--one
of the most plausible frauds ever perpetrated. They went in on top of
my excavations of the brickyard--thought because I was an American I
must have been looking for gold images. Glosbrenner was an American
student; and seeing that his fellow-adventurer’s book was taken
seriously he wrote his exposé, swore to it before the American consul
at Berlin and then started for Tibet to sell an automobile to the Grand
Lama--and never came back.”

Pendleton’s depression had increased; gloom settled upon the
company--or upon all but this demure young skeleton at the feast, who
had thus outrageously brought to the table the one topic of all topics
in the world that was the most ungrateful to the man Mrs. Burgess most
particularly wished to please. She sought without avail to break in
upon a dialogue that excluded the rest of the company as completely as
though they were in the kitchen.

“I was just reading that thing in the Seven Seas’ Review; but you can
see that the reviewer swallowed Geisendanner whole. He takes your
brickyards away from Nebuchadnezzar and gives them to Nabopolassar,
which seems v-e-r-y c-a-r-e-l-e-s-s!”

This concluding phrase, drawled most Susesquely, brought a laugh from
Burgess, and Pendleton’s own face relaxed.

“They’re all flinging Geisendanner at me!” continued Pendleton with
renewed animation. “It’s humiliating to find the English and Germans
alike throwing this impostor at my head. Those fellows began their
excavations secretly and without authority, in a superstitious
belief that they’d find gold images of heathen gods and all manner
of loot there. And it’s hard luck that the confession of one of the
conspirators is lost forever and the man himself dead.”

“It certainly is most unfortunate!” mourned Mrs. Burgess, anxious to
pour balm upon his wounds.

“It’s curious, however, Mr. Pendleton,” said Susie casually, “that I
happen to know of the existence of a copy of that Glosbrenner pamphlet.”

“A copy---- You mustn’t chaff me about that!”

“Yes,” said Susie; “it’s really quite the funniest thing that ever
happened.”

“This seems to be an important matter, Miss Parker. You have no right
to play upon Mr. Pendleton’s credulity, his hopes!” said Mrs. Burgess
icily.

“Nothing like that, Mrs. Burgess!” chirruped Susie. “I can tell Mr.
Pendleton exactly where one copy of that pamphlet, and probably the
only one in the world, may be found. And a small investment in a night
message to Poughkeepsie will verify what I say. There is a copy of
that pamphlet at Vassar College that was picked up in Berlin by one
of the professors, who gave it to the library. It had a grayish cover
and looked like a thesis for a doctorate--that sort of thing. It was
a little burned on the edges, and that was one reason why it caught
my eye one day when I was poking about looking for something among
a lot of German treatises with the most amusing long titles. And it
was a perfectly dee-li-cious story--how they dug and mixed up those
dynasties there; and then one of them wrote a book about it, just for
the money he could get out of it. It was all a fake, but they knew
enough to make it look like real goods. It was a kind of Huckleberry
Finn and Tom Sawyer joke, muddying the water that way.”

The conjunction of Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer with Nebuchadnezzar
caused even Merrill to laugh.

“I must wire tonight for a confirmation of this--or, perhaps, if you
are an alumna of the college you would do it for me.”

“I think,” said Susie, “they still remember me at college. I was the
limit!”

“If what you say is right,” Pendleton resumed, “I can smash those
Germans and make that Seven Seas’ reviewer eat his words! I really
believe it would be better for you to wire for me to the librarian for
confirmation; I’d rather not publish my anxiety to the world. If you
will do this I shall look upon it as the greatest possible favor.”

“Delighted!” said Susie, crumpling her napkin.

Mrs. Burgess showed signs of rising, but delayed a moment.

“Miss Parker, you rather implied that there was more than one reason
why you happened to notice a singed document in a strange language,
bearing upon a subject usually left to scientists and hardly within the
range of a young girl’s interests. Would you mind enlightening us just
a little further in the matter?”

“I thought it was so funny,” said Susie, smiling upon them all,
“because of my papa.”

“Your father?” gasped Mrs. Burgess.

“Yes, Mrs. Burgess. Anything about bricks always seemed to me so
amusing, because papa used to own a brickyard.”


V

A packet of newspaper clippings forwarded with other mail for Pendleton
did not add to the joy of the Burgess breakfast table the next morning.
The archæologist murmured an apology and scanned the cuttings with knit
brows.

“How early,” he asked, “do you imagine Miss Parker can have a
confirmation of her impression about that thing of Glosbrenner’s?”

“By noon, I should think,” answered Burgess.

The husband of Mrs. Burgess had passed a bad night, and he was fully
persuaded of the grievousness of his most grievous sin. Never again,
he had solemnly sworn, would he attempt any such playfulness as had
wrought this catastrophe--never again would he expose himself to the
witchery of Susans prone to Susinesses!

“Unless I have corroboration of Miss Parker’s impression before three
o’clock I shall break my engagement at the state university. With this
article in the Seven Seas’ Review lying on every college library table,
citing Geisendanner against me and discrediting me as the discoverer of
the brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar, I shall never stand upon a platform
again--and I must withdraw my book. My reputation, in other words,
hangs upon a telegram,” concluded the archæologist gloomily.

“It is inconceivable,” said Mrs. Burgess in a cheerful tone that far
from represented her true feelings, “that Miss Parker would have
spoken as she did if she hadn’t been reasonably confident. Still it is
always best to be prepared for disappointments. I think you and Floy
had better take the motor for a run into the country and forget the
telegram until it arrives. I dare say Miss Parker will send it over at
once when it comes.”

“Thanks, very much,” muttered Pendleton, not highly elated at the
thought of motoring with Miss Wilkinson, whose efforts to enliven the
breakfast table by talking of things as far removed as possible from
the brickyards of oblivion had palled upon the wealthy archæologist. He
was an earnest chap, this Pendleton; and the fact that his eligibility
as a bachelor was not, in certain eyes, greatly diminished by the
failure of his efforts to reëstablish the brick industries of Babylon
had not occurred to him. Floy and the Burgesses bored him; but he was
dazed by the threatened collapse of his reputation. He declined his
host’s invitation to walk downtown; and in an equally absent-minded
fashion he refused an invitation to luncheon at the University Club, to
meet certain prominent citizens. Whereupon, finding the air too tense
for his nerves, Burgess left for the bank.

Pendleton moved restlessly about the house, moodily smoking, while
the two women pecked at him occasionally with conversation and then
withdrew for consultation. His legs seemed to be drawn to those windows
of the Burgess drawing room that looked toward the Logans’. In a few
minutes Pendleton picked up his hat and stick and left the house,
merely saying to the maid he saw clearing up the dining room that
he was going for a walk. It is wholly possible he meant to go for a
walk quite alone, but at the precise moment at which he reached the
Logans’ iron gates the Logan door opened suddenly, as though his foot
had released a spring, and Susie, in hat and coat, surveyed the world
from between the lions. Mrs. Burgess and Floy, established in an upper
window, saw Susie wave a hand to Brown Pendleton. For a woman to wave
her hand to a man she hasn’t known twenty-four hours, particularly
when he is wealthy and otherwise distinguished, is the least bit open
to criticism. Susie did not escape criticism, but Susie was happily
unmindful of it. And it seemed that as she fluttered down between the
lions Pendleton grasped her hand anxiously, as though fearing she
meditated flight; whereas nothing was further from Susie’s mind.

“Good news!” she cried. “They have just telephoned me the answer from
the telegraph office. I think telephoned messages are so annoying; and,
as they take forever to send one out, I was just going to the office to
get it and send it up to you.”

“Then,” cried Pendleton with fervor, “you must let me go with you. It’s
a fine morning for a walk.”

At the telegraph office he read the message from Susie’s friend, the
librarian, which was official and final. Whereupon Pendleton became a
man of action. To the professor of archæology at Vassar, whom he knew,
Pendleton wrote a long message referring to the Seven Seas’ Review’s
attack, and requesting that the precious Glosbrenner confession be
carefully guarded until he could examine it personally at the college.
He wrote also a cable to the American consul at Berlin, requesting that
Geisendanner’s whole record be thoroughly investigated.

“Why,” asked Susie, an awed witness of this reckless expenditure for
telegrams, “why don’t you ask the State Department to back up your
cable? They must know you in Washington.”

“By Jove!” ejaculated Pendleton, staring at Susie as though frightened
by her precociousness; “that’s a bully idea! Phillips, the second
assistant secretary, is an old friend of mine, and he’ll tear up the
earth for me!”

As they strolled back uptown through the long street, with its arching
maples, they seemed altogether like the oldest of friends. Pendleton
did not appear to mind at all, if he were conscious of the fact, that
Susie’s hat was not one of the new fall models, or that her coat was
not in the least smart. The strain was over and he submitted himself
in high good humor to the Susiness of Susie. It was when they were
passing the Public Library that a mood of remorse seized her. There
was, she reflected, such a thing as carrying a joke too far. She salved
her conscience with the reflection that if she had not yielded to the
temptations of her own Susiness and accepted Mr. Burgess’s invitation
she would not have been able to point this big, earnest student to the
particular alcove and shelf where reposed the one copy in all the world
of the only document that would rout the critics of the Brickyards of
Nebuchadnezzar.

“That Geisendanner,” said Susie, rather more soberly than he had yet
heard her speak, “was, beyond doubt, an awful liar and a great fraud;
but I am a much greater.”

“You!” exclaimed Pendleton, leaning for a moment on his stick and
staring at her.

“Even so! In the first place, I went to Mrs. Burgess’s house for
dinner last night through a mistake; she had never seen or heard of me
before, and Mr. Burgess asked me merely because he had exhausted the
other possibilities and was desperate for some one to fill a chink at
his wife’s table. And the worst thing I did was to make you think I
knew all about Newport, when I was never there in my life--and never
saw any of the people I mentioned. Everything I said I got out of
the newspapers. It was all just acting, and I put it on a little more
because I saw that Mrs. Burgess and her sister didn’t like me; they
didn’t think it was a joke at all, my trying to be Susie again--just
once more in my life before I settled back to being called Miss Susan
forever. And the way I come to be living in that fine house is simply
that I’m borrowed from the library for so much a week to catalogue the
Logans’ library and push a paperknife through the books. Now you see
that Geisendanner isn’t in it with me for downright wickedness and most
s-h-o-c-k-i-n-g m-e-n-d-a-c-i-t-y!”

“But if you hadn’t done all those terrible things where should I be?”
demanded Pendleton. “But, before dismissing your confession, would you
mind telling me just how you came to know--well, anything about me?”

“I’m almost afraid to go that far,” laughed Susie, who, as a matter of
fact, did not fear this big, good-natured man at all.

“Tell me that,” encouraged Pendleton, “and we will consider the
confession closed.”

“Well, I think I’ll be happier to tell you, and then the slate will
be cleaned off a little bit anyhow. A sample copy of the Seven Seas’
Review had strayed into the house; and, in glancing over the list of
book reviews on the cover, I saw the Brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar among
the books noticed. I spent ten minutes reading the review; and then I
grabbed the Britannica--four minutes more! And then in Who’s Who I saw
that you were a Newporter. It’s remarkable how educated one can become
in fifteen minutes! And, as I said last night when Mrs. Burgess asked
me how I came to be interested in that sort of thing, my father ran a
brickyard!”

She was looking straight ahead, but the Babylonian expert saw
that there were tears in her eyes, as though called forth by the
recollection of other and happier times.

“Thank you,” he said gravely; “and now let us forget all about this.”

They walked in silence for several minutes, not looking at each other,
until she said as they neared the Burgess gate:

“After all, I’m the foolishest little Susie in the world; and it’s a
lot better for me to go back and be Susan again, and not go to dinner
parties where I’m not expected.”

And what Pendleton seemed to say, though she was not sure of it, was:

“Never!--not if I know myself!”

       *       *       *       *       *

“Do you suppose,” Mrs. Burgess asked her sister as they saw Susie
tripping along beside Pendleton, “that she has carried it through?”

“From Brown Pendleton’s looks,” said Floy, “I should judge she had.
But--it can’t be possible that she’s coming in here again!”

Susie and Pendleton lingered at the gate for an instant, in which he
seemed to be talking earnestly. Then together they entered; and in a
moment Mrs. Burgess and Floy faced them in the drawing room, where
Pendleton announced with undeniable relief and satisfaction the good
news from Poughkeepsie.

“Then I suppose you will make the address at the university after all?”
said Mrs. Burgess. “I find that so many matters are pressing here
that I shall have to forego the pleasure of joining you; and Floy, of
course, will have to be excused also.”

“On the other hand,” said Pendleton with the most engaging of smiles,
“I must beg you not to abandon me. Our party of last night was so
perfect, and the results of it so important to me, that I shall greatly
regret losing any member of it. I propose in my address tonight to
assert my claims to the discovery of the brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar
as against all the assertions that contradict me in Geisendanner’s
romantic fiction about the bronze gates of Babylon. I should like you
all to be present, and I am going to beg you, as a particular favor,
Mrs. Burgess, to invite Miss Parker to accompany us; for, without
her helpful hint as to the existence of that copy of Glosbrenner’s
confession, where, I should like to know, would I be?”

Mrs. Burgess prided herself upon being able to meet just such
situations; and Susie was so demure--there was about the child
something so appealing and winning--that Mrs. Burgess dipped her colors.

“Certainly, Mr. Pendleton. I’m sure that Mr. Merrill will feel honored
to be included. And I shall be delighted to chaperon Miss Parker.”

“Miss Parker has agreed to help me run down some obscure authorities on
the mound-builders a little later, and the trip will give her a chance
to see what they have in the university library. I can’t afford to take
any more chances with so much doubtful scientific lore floating about.”

“I should think,” remarked Floy carelessly, “you would find help of
some kind almost essential in your future work.”

“I think, myself,” said Susie with an uncontrollable resurgence of her
Susiness, “that it would save an a-w-f-u-l l-o-t o-f t-r-o-u-b-l-e!”




THE GIRL WITH THE RED FEATHER


I

Mr. Webster G. Burgess, president of the White River National Bank,
started slightly as he looked up from the letter he had been reading
and found Hill, the Government detective, standing at the rail. Burgess
dropped the letter into a drawer and said briskly:

“Hello, Hill--looking for me?”

“No; not yet!”

This was an established form of salutation between them and they both
grinned. Burgess rose and leaned against the rail, while the detective
summarized his latest counterfeiting adventure, which had to do with a
clew furnished by a bad bill that had several weeks earlier got by one
of the White River National tellers. Hill had bagged the maker of the
bill, and he had just been satisfying himself that the teller would be
ready to testify the next day before the Federal grand jury.

Hill visited the bank frequently and Burgess knew him well. The
secret-service man was a veteran hunter of offenders against the
peace and dignity of the United States, and, moreover, a capital
story-teller. Burgess often asked him into his private office for an
hour’s talk. He had once given a dinner in Hill’s honor, inviting a
select coterie of friends who knew a good tale when they heard it and
appreciated a shrewd, resourceful man when they saw him.

The White River National was one of the largest and strongest banks in
the state, and Burgess was one of the richest men in his native city of
Indianapolis; but these facts did not interfere with enjoyment of life
according to his lights, which were not unluminous. Having been born on
top, he was not without his sympathetic interest in the unfortunates
whose lot is cast near the burnt bottom crust, and his generous
impulses sometimes betrayed him into doing things that carping critics
thought not wholly in keeping with his responsibilities and station in
life.

These further facts may be noted: Burgess was the best-dressed man in
Indianapolis--he always wore a pink carnation; and on occasions when
he motored home for luncheon he changed his necktie--a fact that did
not go unremarked in the bank cages. He belonged to hunting and fishing
clubs in Canada, Maine and North Carolina, and visited them at proper
seasons. There was a drop of adventurous blood in him that made banking
the least bit onerous at times; and when he felt the need of air he
disappeared to catch salmon or tarpon, or to hunt grouse or moose.
Before his father had unkindly died and left him the bank and other
profitable embarrassments, he had been obsessed with a passion for
mixing in a South American revolution; he had chafed when the Spanish
War most deplorably synchronized with the year of his marriage, and
he could think of no valid excuse for leaving the newly kindled fire
on his domestic altar to pose for Spanish bullets. Twice since his
marriage he had looked death in the eye: once when he tumbled off a
crag of the Canadian Rockies--he was looking for a mountain sheep; and
again when he had been whistled down the Virginia capes in a hurricane
while yachting with a Boston friend. Every one admitted that he was
a good banker. If he got stung occasionally he did not whimper; and
every one knew that the White River National could stand a good deal of
stinging without being obliged to hang crape on its front door.

Burgess had always felt that some day something would happen to relieve
the monotony of his existence as the chief pilot of an institution
which panics always passed by on the other side. His wife cultivated
bishops, men of letters and highbrows generally; and he was always
stumbling over them in his home, sometimes to his discomfiture. With
that perversity of human nature that makes us all pine for what is not,
he grew restive under the iron grip of convention and felt that he
would like to disappear--either into the wilderness to play at being a
savage, or into the shadowy underworld to taste danger and share the
experiences of men who fight on the farther side of the barricade.

“You always seem to get ’em, Tom,” he remarked to the detective in a
familiar tone, bred of long acquaintance. “Just knowing you has made
a better man of me. I’m bound to be good as long as you’re on the job
here; but don’t you ever get tired of the game?”

“Well, when you’re up against a real proposition and are fencing with
a man who’s as smart as you are, or smarter, it’s some fun; but most
of my cases lately have been too tame. The sport isn’t what it was
when I started. All the crooks are catalogued and photographed and
dictagraphed these days; and when you go after ’em you merely send in
your card and call a motor to joy-ride ’em to jail. It’s been a long
time since I was shot at--not since those bill-raisers down in the
Orange County hills soaked me with buckshot. When they turn a man loose
at Leavenworth we know just about where he will bring up and who’s at
home to welcome him; and you can usually calculate pretty well just
when he will begin manufacturing and floating the queer again.”

“You hang on to the petrified idea that once a crook, always a
crook--no patience with the eminent thinkers who believe that ‘while
the lamp holds out to burn, the vilest sinner may return?’”

“Yep--return to jail! Well, I don’t say reform is impossible; and
I’ve let a few get by who did keep straight. But it’s my business to
watch and wait. My best catches have been through luck as much as good
management--but don’t tell that on me; it would spoil my reputation.”

He turned away, glanced across the room and swung round into his former
position with his arm resting on the railing by Burgess’s desk. He
continued talking as before, but the banker saw that something had
interested him.

“See that young woman at the paying-teller’s cage--halfway down the
line--slight, trim, with a red feather in her hat? Take a look.”

It was nearing the closing hour and long lines had formed at all the
windows. Burgess marked the red feather without difficulty. As the
women patrons of the bank were accommodated at a window on the farther
side of the lobby he surmised that the young woman was an office clerk
on an errand for her employer. She was neatly dressed; there was
nothing in her appearance to set her apart from a hundred office girls
who visited the bank daily and stood--just as this young woman was
standing--in the line of bookkeepers and messengers.

“Well,” said the banker, “what about her?”

While looking at the girl the detective drew out a telegram which he
scanned and thrust back into his pocket.

“Her mother runs a boarding house, and her father, Julius Murdock, is a
crook--an old yegg--a little crippled by rheumatism now and out of the
running. But some of the naughty boys passing this way stop there to
rest. The place is--let me see--787 Vevay Street.”

Burgess thoughtfully brushed a speck from his coat-sleeve, then looked
up indifferently.

“So? Hardly a fashionable neighborhood! Is that what is called a fence?”

“Well, I believe the police did rip up the boarding house a while back,
but there was nothing doing. Murdock’s able to make a front without
visible means of support--may have planted enough stuff to retire on.
He’s a sort of financial agent and scout for other crooks. They’ve
been in town only a few months. The old man must feel pretty safe or
he wouldn’t keep his money in a bank. Nellie, out there, is Murdock’s
daughter, and she’s stenographer for the Brooks Lumber Company, over
near where they live. When I came in she was at the receiving teller’s
window with the lumber company’s deposit. She’s probably waiting to
draw a little money now for her daddy. He’s one of the few fellows in
his line of business who never goes quite broke. Just for fun, suppose
you see what he has on the books. If I’m wrong I’ll decline that
cigar you’re going to offer me from the box in your third left-hand
drawer.” The banker scribbled the name on a piece of paper and sent
a boy with it to the head bookkeeper. “And I’d be amused to know how
much Nellie is drawing for Julius, too, while you’re about it,” added
the detective, who thereupon sat down in one of the visitors’ chairs
inside the railing and became absorbed in a newspaper.

Burgess strolled across the lobby, stopping to speak to acquaintances
waiting before the several windows--a common practice of his at the
busy hour. Just behind the girl in the red hat stood a man he knew
well; and he shook hands and continued talking to him, keeping pace
with his friend’s progress toward the window. The girl turned round
once and looked at him. He had a very good view of her face, and she
was beyond question a very pretty girl, with strikingly fine gray eyes
and the fresh color of youth. The banker’s friend had been recounting
an amusing story and Burgess was aware that the girl turned her head
slightly to listen; he even caught a gleam of humor in her eyes. She
wore a plain jacket, a year or two out of fashion, and the red feather
in her cloth hat was not so crisp as it appeared at a distance. She
held a check in her hand ready for presentation; her gloves showed
signs of wear. There was nothing to suggest that she was other than
a respectable young woman, and the banker resented the detective’s
implication that she was the daughter of a crook and lived in a house
that harbored criminals. When she reached the window Burgess, still
talking to the man behind her, heard her ask for ten-dollar bills.

She took the money and thrust it quickly into a leathern reticule that
swung from her arm. The banker read the name of the Brooks Lumber
Company on the passbook she held in her hand.

“Pardon me,” said Burgess as she stepped away from the cage----“those
are badly worn bills. Let me exchange them for you.”

“Oh, thank you; but it doesn’t matter,” she said.

Without parleying he stepped to the exchange window, which was free
at the moment, and spoke to one of the clerks. The girl opened her
reticule and when he turned round she handed him the bills. While
the clerk went for the new currency Burgess spoke of the weather and
remarked upon the menace of worn bills to public health. They always
meant to give women fresh bills, he said; and he wished she would
insist upon having them. He was a master of the art of being agreeable,
and in his view it was nothing against a woman that she had fine eyes
and an engaging smile. Her voice was pleasant to hear and her cheeks
dimpled charmingly when she smiled.

“All money looks good to me,” she said, thrusting the new bills into
her satchel; “but new money is certainly nicer. It always seems like
more!”

“But you ought to count that,” Burgess protested, not averse to
prolonging the conversation. “There’s always the possibility of a
mistake.”

“Well, if there is I’ll come back. You’d remember----”

“Oh, yes! I’d remember,” replied Burgess with a smile, and then he
added hastily: “In a bank it’s our business to remember faces!”

“Oh!” said the girl, looking down at her reticule.

Her “oh!” had in it the faintest, the obscurest hint of irony.
He wondered whether she resented the idea that he would remember
her merely because it was a bank’s business to remember faces.
Possibly--but no! As she smiled and dimpled he put from him the thought
that she wished to give a flirtatious turn to this slight chance
interview there in the open lobby of his own bank. Reassured by the
smite, supported by the dimples, he said:

“I’m Mr. Burgess; I work here.”

“Yes, of course--you’re the president. My name is Nellie Murdock.”

“You live in Vevay Street?” He dropped his voice. “I can’t talk to you
here, but I’ve been asked to see a young man named Drake at your house.
Please tell him I’ll be there at five-thirty today. You understand?”

“Yes, thank you. He hasn’t come yet; but he expected to get in at
five.” Her lips quivered; she gave him a quick, searching glance, then
nodded and walked rapidly out.

Burgess spoke to another customer in the line, with his eyes toward
the street, so that he saw the red feather flash past the window
and vanish; then he strolled back to where the detective sat. On
the banker’s desk, face down, lay the memorandum he had sent to the
bookkeeper. He turned this up, glanced at it and handed it to Hill.

“Balance $178.18; Julius Murdock,” Hill read. “How much did Nellie
draw?”

“An even hundred. I stopped to speak to her a moment. Nice girl!”

“Gray eyes, fine teeth, nose slightly snub; laughs easily and
shows dimples. Wears usually a gold chain with a gold heart-shaped
locket--small diamond in center,” said Hill, as though quoting.

“Locket--yes; I did notice the locket,” frowned Burgess.

“And you didn’t overlook the dimples,” remarked the detective--“you
can’t exactly. By-the-way, you didn’t change any money for her
yourself?”

“What do you mean?” asked Burgess with a scowl. “Wait!” he added as the
detective’s meaning dawned upon him.

He went back into the cages. The clerk who had brought the new bills
from the women’s department found the old ones where they had been
tossed aside by the teller. Burgess carried them to Hill without
looking at them. He did not believe what he knew the detective
suspected, that the girl was bold enough to try to palm off counterfeit
money on a bank--on the president of a bank. He was surprised to find
that he was really deeply annoyed by the detective’s manner of speaking
of Nellie Murdock. He threw the bills down on his desk a little
spitefully.

“There you are! That girl took those identical bills out of her satchel
and gave them to me to change for new ones. She had plenty of time to
slip in a bad bill if she wanted to.”

Hill turned round to the light, went over the bills quickly and handed
them back to the banker with a grin.

“Good as wheat! I apologize. And I want you to know that I never
said she wasn’t a pretty girl. And the prettiest ones are often the
smartest. It does happen that way sometimes.”

“You make me tired, Hill. Everybody you see is crooked. With a man like
you there’s no such thing as presumption of innocence. ’Way down inside
of you you probably think I’m a bit off color too.”

“Oh, I wouldn’t say just that!” said the detective, laughing and taking
the cigar Burgess offered him from a box he produced from his desk. “I
must be running along. You don’t seem quite as cheerful as usual this
morning. I’ll come back tomorrow and see if I can’t bring in a new
story.”

Burgess disposed of several people who were waiting to see him, and
then took from his drawer the letter he had been reading when the
detective interrupted him. It was from Ralph Gordon, a Chicago lawyer,
who was widely known as an authority on penology. Burgess had several
times contributed to the funds of a society of which Gordon was
president, whose function it was to meet criminals on their discharge
from prison and give them a helping hand upward.

The banker had been somewhat irritated today by Hill’s manner of
speaking of the criminals against whom he was pitted; and doubtless
Hill’s attitude toward the young woman he had pointed out as the
daughter of a crook added to the sympathetic fading with which Burgess
took up his friend’s letter for another reading. The letter ran:

  Dear Old Man: You said last fall that you wished I’d put you in
  the way of knowing one of the poor fellows I constantly meet in
  the work of our society. I’m just now a good deal interested in
  a young fellow--Robert Drake by name--whose plight appeals to me
  particularly. He is the black sheep of a fine family I know slightly
  in New England. Drink was his undoing, and after an ugly scrape in
  college he went down fast--_facilis descensus_; the familiar story.
  The doors at home were closed to him, and after a year or two he
  fell in with one of the worst gangs of yeggs in the country. He was
  sent up for cracking a safe in a Southern Illinois post office. The
  agent of our society at Leavenworth has had an eye on him; when he
  was discharged he came straight to me and I took him into my house
  until we could plan something for him. I appealed to his family and
  they’ve sent me money for his use. He wants to go to the Argentine
  Republic--thinks he can make a clean start down there. But there are
  difficulties. Unfortunately there’s just now an epidemic of yegging
  in the Middle West and all suspects are being gathered in. Of course
  Drake isn’t safe, having just done time for a similar offense. I’ve
  arranged with Saxby--Big Billy, the football half-back--you remember
  him--to ship Drake south on one of the Southern Cross steamers.
  Saxby is, as you know, manager of the company at New Orleans. I
  wanted to send Drake down direct--but here’s the rub: there’s a girl
  in Indianapolis he wants to marry and take along with him. He got
  acquainted with her in the underworld, and her people, he confesses,
  are a shady lot. He insists that she is straight, and it’s for her he
  wants to take a fresh grip and begin over again. So tomorrow--that’s
  January twenty-third--he will be at her house in your city, 787 Vevay
  Street; and he means to marry her. It’s better for him not to look
  you up; and will you, as the good fellow you are, go to see him and
  give him cash for the draft for five hundred dollars I’m inclosing?
  Another five hundred--all this from his father--I’m sending to Saxby
  to give him in gold aboard the steamer. Drake believes that in a new
  country, with the girl to help him, he can make good.

  Hoping this isn’t taking advantage of an old and valued friendship, I
  am always, dear old man--

Burgess put the letter in his pocket, signed his mail, entertained
in the directors’ room a committee of the Civic League, subscribed
a thousand dollars to a hospital, said yes or no to a number of
propositions, and then his wife called him on the telephone, with an
intimation that their regular dinner hour was seven. She reminded him
of this almost daily, as Burgess sometimes forgot to tell her when he
was to dine downtown.

“Anybody for dinner tonight?”

“Yes, Web,” she answered in the meek tone she reserved for such moments
as this. “Do I have to tell you again that this is the day Bishop
Gladding is to be here? He said not to try to meet him, as he didn’t
know what train he’d take from Louisville, but he’d show up in time
for dinner. He wrote he was coming a week ago, and you said not to ask
anybody for dinner, as you liked to have him to yourself. You don’t
mean to tell me----”

“No, Gertie; I’ll be there!” and then, remembering that his too-ready
acquiescence might establish a precedent that would rise up and smite
him later, he added: “But these are busy days; if I should be late
don’t wait for me. That’s the rule, you know.”

“I should think, Web, when the bishop is an old friend, and saved your
life that time you and Ralph Gordon were hunting Rocky Mountain sheep
with him, and the bishop nearly died carrying you back to a doctor--I
should think----”

“Oh, I’ll be there,” said Burgess; “but there’s a friend of Gordon’s in
town I’ll have to look up after a little. No; he hasn’t time to come to
the house. You know how it is, Gertie----”

She said she knew how it was. These telephonic colloquies were not
infrequent between the Burgesses, and Mrs. Burgess was not without her
provocation. He resolved to hurry and get through with Gordon’s man,
Drake, the newly freed convict seeking a better life, that he might not
be late to dinner in his own house, which was to be enlivened by the
presence of the young, vigorous missionary bishop, who was, moreover,
a sportsman and in every sense a man’s man.

He put on his ulster, made sure of the five hundred dollars he had
obtained on Gordon’s draft, and at five-thirty went out to his car,
which had waited an hour.


II

A thaw had been in progress during the day and hints of rain were in
the air. The moon tottered drunkenly among flying clouds. The bank
watchman predicted snow before morning as he bade Burgess good night.

Burgess knew Vevay Street, for he owned a business block at its
intersection with Senate Avenue. Beyond the avenue it deteriorated
rapidly and was filled with tenements and cheap boarding houses.
Several blocks west ran an old canal, lined with factories, elevators,
lumber yards and the like, and on the nearer bank was a network of
railroad switches.

He thought it best not to approach the Murdock house in his motor; so
he left it at the drug-store corner, and, bidding the chauffeur wait
for him, walked down Vevay Street looking for 787. It was a forbidding
thoroughfare and the banker resolved to complain to the Civic League;
it was an outrage that such Stygian blackness should exist in a
civilized city, and he meant to do something about it. When he found
the number it proved to be half of a ramshackle two-story double house.
The other half was vacant and plastered with For Rent signs. He struck
a match and read a dingy card that announced rooms and boarding. The
window shades were pulled halfway down, showing lights in the front
room. Burgess knocked and in a moment the door was opened guardedly by
a stocky, bearded man.

“Mr. Murdock?”

“Well, what do you want?” growled the man, widening the opening a
trifle to allow the hall light behind him to fall on the visitor’s face.

“Don’t be alarmed. A friend of Robert Drake’s in Chicago asked me to
see him. My errand is friendly.”

A woman’s voice called from the rear of the hall:

“It’s all right, dad; let the gentleman in.”

Murdock slipped the bolt in the door and then scrutinized Burgess
carefully with a pair of small, keen eyes. As he bent over the lock the
banker noted his burly frame and the powerful arms below his rolled-up
shirtsleeves.

“Just wait there,” he said, pointing to the front room. He closed the
hall door and Burgess heard his step on the stairs.

An odor of stale cooking offended the banker’s sensitive nostrils. The
furniture was the kind he saw daily in the windows of furniture stores
that sell on the installment plan; on one side was an upright piano,
with its top littered with music. Now that he was in the house, he
wondered whether this Murdock was after all a crook, and whether the
girl with the red feather, with her candid eyes, could possibly be his
daughter. His wrath against Hill rose again as he recalled his cynical
tone--and on the thought the girl appeared from a door at the farther
end of the room.

She bade him “Good evening!” and they shook hands. She had just come
from her day’s work at the lumber company’s office, she explained.
He found no reason for reversing his earlier judgment that she was a
very pretty girl. Now that her head was free of the hat with the red
feather, he saw that her hair, caught up in a becoming pompadour, was
brown, with a golden glint in it. Her gray eyes seemed larger in the
light of the single gas-burner than they had appeared by daylight at
the bank. There was something poetic and dreamy about them. Her age he
placed at about half his own, but there was the wisdom of the centuries
in those gray eyes of hers. He felt young before her.

“There was a detective in the bank when I was in there this morning. He
knew me,” she said at once.

“Yes; he spoke of you,” said Burgess.

“And he knows--what does he know?”

The girl’s manner was direct; he felt that she was entitled to a frank
response.

“He told me your father had been--we will say suspected in times past;
that he had only lately come here; but, unless he deceived me, I think
he has no interest in him just now. The detective is a friend of mine.
He visits the bank frequently. It was just by chance that he spoke of
you.”

“You didn’t tell him that Mr. Gordon had asked you to come here?”

“No; Drake wasn’t mentioned.”

Nellie nodded; she seemed to be thinking deeply. Her prettiness was
enhanced, he reflected, by the few freckles that clustered about her
nose. And he was ready to defend the nose which the detective, reciting
from his card catalogue, had called snub!

“Did your friend tell you Bob wants to be married before he leaves? I
suppose you don’t know that?”

She blushed, confirming his suspicion that it was she whom Drake was
risking arrest to marry.

“Yes; and if I guess rightly that you’re the girl I’d like to say that
he’s an extremely fortunate young man! You don’t mind my saying that!”

He wondered whether all girls who have dimples blush to attract
attention to them. The point interested Webster G. Burgess. The thought
that Nellie Murdock meant to marry a freshly discharged convict, no
matter how promising he might be, was distasteful to him; and yet her
loyalty and devotion increased his admiration. There was romance here,
and much money had not hardened the heart of Webster G. Burgess.

“It all seems too good to be true,” she said happily, “that Bob and
I can be married after all and go away into a new world where nobody
knows us and he can start all over again.” And then, coloring prettily:
“We’re all ready to go except getting married--and maybe you can help
us find a minister.”

“Easily! But I’m detaining you. Better have Drake come in; I want to
speak to him, and then we can make all the arrangements in a minute.”

“I’m afraid he’s been watched; it’s brutal for them to do that when
he’s done his time and means to live straight! I wonder----” She paused
and the indignation that had flashed out in her speech passed quickly.
“It’s asking a great deal, Mr. Burgess, but would you let us leave
the house with you? The quicker we go the better--and a man of your
position wouldn’t be stopped. But if you’d rather not----”

“I was just going to propose that! Please believe that in every way I
am at your service.”

His spirits were high. It would give edge to the encounter to lend
his own respectability to the flight. The idea of chaperoning Nellie
Murdock and her convict lover through an imaginable police picket
pleased him.

She went out and closed the door. Voices sounded in the hall; several
people were talking earnestly. When the door opened a man dodged
quickly into the room, the girl following.

“This is Robert Drake, Mr. Burgess. Bob, this is the gentleman Mr.
Gordon told you about.”

Burgess experienced a distinct shock of repulsion as the man shuffled
across the room to shake hands. A stubble of dark beard covered his
face, his black hair was crumpled, and a long bang of it lying across
his forehead seemed to point to his small, shifty blue eyes. His manner
was anxious; he appeared decidedly ill at ease. Webster G. Burgess was
fastidious and this fellow’s gray suit was soiled and crumpled, and he
kept fingering his collar and turning it up round a very dirty neck.

“Thank you, sir--thank you!” he repeated nervously.

A door slammed upstairs and the prospective bridegroom started
perceptibly and glanced round. But Burgess’s philosophy rallied to his
support. This was the fate of things, one of life’s grim ironies--that
a girl like Nellie Murdock, born and reared in the underworld, should
be linking herself to an outlaw. After all, it was not his affair.
Pretty girls in his own world persisted in preposterous marriages. And
Bob grinned cheerfully. Very likely with a shave and a bath and a new
suit of clothes he would be quite presentable. The banker had begun to
speak of the route to be taken to New Orleans when a variety of things
happened so quickly that Burgess’s wits were put to high tension to
keep pace with them.

The door by the piano opened softly. A voice recognizable as that of
Murdock spoke sharply in a low tone:

“Nellie, hit up the piano! Stranger, walk to the window--slow--and yank
the shade! Bob, cut upstairs!”

These orders, given in the tone of one used to command, were quickly
obeyed. It was in the banker’s mind the moment he drew down the shade
that by some singular transition he, Webster G. Burgess, had committed
himself to the fortunes of this dubious household. If he walked out of
the front door it would likely be into the arms of a policeman; and
the fact of a man of his prominence being intercepted in flight from a
house about to be raided would not look well in the newspapers. Nellie,
at the piano, was playing Schubert’s Serenade--and playing it, he
thought, very well. The situation was not without its humor; and here,
at last, was his chance to see an adventure through. He heard Bob take
the stairs in three catlike jumps. Nellie, at the piano, said over her
shoulder, with Schubert’s melody in her eyes:

“This isn’t funny; but they wouldn’t dare touch you! You’d better camp
right here.”

“Not if I know myself!” said Burgess with decision as he buttoned his
ulster.

She seemed to accept his decision as a matter of course and,
still playing, indicated the door, still ajar, through which the
disconcerting orders had been spoken. Burgess stepped into a room where
a table was partly set for supper.

“This ain’t no place for you, stranger!” said Murdock harshly. “How you
goin’ to get away?”

“I’ll follow Bob. If he makes it I can.”

“Humph! This party’s too big now. You ought to have kept out o’ this.”

There was a knock at the front door and Murdock pointed an accusing
finger at Burgess.

“Either set down and play it out or skip!” He jerked his head toward
the stairs. The music ceased at the knock. “Nellie, what’s the answer?”

Murdock apparently deferred to Nellie in the crisis; and as the knock
was repeated she said:

“I’ll get Bob and this gentleman out. Don’t try to hold the door--let
’em in.”

Before he knew what was happening, Burgess was at the top of the
stairway, with the girl close at his heels. She opened a door into a
dark room.

“Bob!” she called.

“All right!” whispered Drake huskily.

Near the floor Burgess marked Bob’s position by a match the man struck
noiselessly, shielding it in the curve of his hand at arm’s length. It
was visible for a second only. Nellie darted lightly here and there
in the dark. A drawer closed softly; Burgess heard the swish of her
jacket as she snatched it up and drew it on. The girl undoubtedly knew
what she was about. Then a slim, cold hand clutched his in a reassuring
clasp. Another person had entered the room and the doorkey clicked.

“Goodby, mother!” Burgess heard the girl whisper.

The atmosphere changed as the steps of the three refugees echoed
hollowly in an empty room. A door closed behind them and there was a
low rumble as a piece of furniture was rolled against it. Burgess was
amazed to find how alert all his senses were. He heard below the faint
booming of voices as Murdock entertained the police. In the pitch-dark
he found himself visualizing the room into which they had passed and
the back stairway down which they crept to the kitchen of the vacant
half of the house. As they paused there to listen something passed
between Drake and Nellie.

“Give it to me--quick! I gotta shake that guy!” Drake whispered
hoarsely.

The girl answered:

“Take it, but keep still and I’ll get you out o’ this.”

Burgess thought he had struck at her; but she made no sign. She
took the lead and opened the kitchen door into a shed; then the air
freshened and he felt rain on his face. They stood still for an
instant. Some one, apparently at the Murdock kitchen door, beat three
times on a tin pan.

“There are three of them!” whispered Nellie. “One’s likely to be at
the back gate. Take the side fence!” She was quickly over; and then
began a rapid leaping of the partition fences of the narrow lots of
the neighborhood. At one point Burgess’s ulster ripped on a nail; at
another place he dropped upon a chicken coop, where a lone hen squawked
her terror and indignation. It had been some time since Webster G.
Burgess had jumped fences, and he was blowing hard when finally they
reached a narrow alley. He hoped the hurdling was at an end, but a
higher barricade confronted them than the low fences they had already
negotiated. Nellie and Bob whispered together a moment; then Bob took
the fence quickly and silently. Burgess jumped for the top, but failed
to catch hold. A second try was luckier, but his feet thumped the fence
furiously as he tried to mount.

“Cheese it on the drum!” said Nellie, and she gave his legs a push
that flung him over and he tumbled into the void. “Bob mustn’t bolt; he
always goes crazy and wants to shoot the cops,” he heard her saying,
so close that he felt her breath on his cheek. “I had to give him that
hundred----”

A man ran through the alley they had just left. From the direction of
Vevay Street came disturbing sounds as the Murdocks’ neighbors left
their supper tables for livelier entertainment outside.

“If it’s cops they’ll make a mess of it--I was afraid it was Hill,”
said the girl.

It already seemed a good deal of a mess to Burgess. He had got his
bearings and knew they were in the huge yard of the Brooks Lumber
Company. Great piles of lumber deepened the gloom. The scent of new
pine was in the moist air. Nellie was already leading the way down
one of the long alleys between the lumber. A hinge creaked stridently
behind them. The three stopped, huddled close together. The opaque
darkness seemed now to be diminishing slightly as the moon and a few
frightened stars shone out of the clouds. Then the blackness was
complete again.

“They’ve struck the yard!” said Nellie. “That was the Wood Street gate.”

“If they stop to open gates they’re not much good,” said the banker
largely, in the tone of one who does not pause for gates.

The buttons had been snapped from his ulster at the second fence and
this garment now hung loosely round him, a serious impediment to
flight. He made a mental note to avoid ulsters in future. A nail had
scraped his shin, and when he stopped to rub it he discovered an ugly
rent in his trousers. Nellie kept moving. She seemed to know the ways
of the yard and threaded the black lumber alleys with ease. They were
close together, running rapidly, when she paused suddenly. Just ahead
of them in a cross-alley a lantern flashed. It was the lumber company’s
private watchman. He stopped uncertainly, swung his lantern into the
lane where the trio waited, and hurried on.

They were halfway across the yard as near as Burgess could judge,
hugging the lumber piles closely and stopping frequently to listen,
when they were arrested by a sound behind. The moon had again swung
free of clouds and its light flooded the yard. The distance of half a
block behind a policeman stood in the alley they had just traversed.
He loomed like a heroic statue in his uniform overcoat and helmet. His
shout rang through the yard.

“Beat it!” cried Nellie.


III

Nellie was off as she gave the word. They struck a well-beaten
cross-alley--a main thoroughfare of the yard--and sprinted off at a
lively gait. It was in Burgess’s mind that it was of prime importance
that Drake should escape--it was to aid the former convict that he had
involved himself in this predicament; and even if the wedding had to be
abandoned and the girl left behind it was better than for them all to
be caught. He was keeping as close as possible to Bob, but the young
man ran with incredible swiftness; and he now dodged into one of the
narrower paths and vanished.

The yard seemed more intricate than ever with its network of paths,
along which the lumber stacks rose fantastically. Looking over his
shoulder, Burgess saw that the single policeman had been reenforced by
another man. It was a real pursuit now--there was no belittling that
fact. A revolver barked and a fusillade followed. Then the moon was
obscured and the yard was black again. Burgess felt himself jammed in
between two tall lumber piles.

“Climb! Get on top quick and lie down!”

Nellie was already mounting; he felt for the strips that are thrust
between planks to keep them from rotting, grasped them and gained
the top. It was a solid pile and it lifted him twenty feet above the
ground. He threw himself flat just as the pursuers rushed by; and when
they were gone he sat up and nursed his knees. He marked Nellie’s
position by her low laugh. He was glad she laughed. He was glad she was
there!

Fifty yards away a light flashed--a policeman had climbed upon a tall
pile of lumber and was whipping about him with a dark lantern.

“It will take them all night to cover this yard that way,” she
whispered, edging close. “They’re crossing the yard the way women do
when they’re trying to drive chickens into a coop. They won’t find Bob
unless they commit burglary.”

“How’s that?” asked Burgess, finding a broken cigar in his waistcoat
pocket and chewing the end.

“Oh, I gave him the key to the office and told him to sit on the safe.
It’s a cinch they won’t look for him there; and we’ve got all night to
get him out.”

Burgess was flattered by the plural. Her good humor was not without its
effect on him. The daughter of the retired yeggman was a new kind of
girl, and one he was glad to add to his collection of feminine types.
He wished she would laugh oftener.

The president of the White River National Bank, perched on a pile
of lumber on a wet January evening with a girl he knew only as his
accomplice in an escapade that it would be very difficult to explain to
a cynical world, reflected that at about this hour his wife, hardly a
mile distant, in one of the handsomest houses in town, was dressing for
dinner to be ready to greet a guest, who was the most valiant member
of the sedate House of Bishops. And Webster G. Burgess assured himself
that he was not a bit frightened; he had been pursued by detectives and
police and shot at--and yet he was less annoyed than when the White
River National lost an account, or an ignorant new member preempted
his favorite seat in the University Club dining room. He had lost
both the sense of fear and the sense of shame; and he marveled at his
transformation and delighted in it.

“How long will it be before that begins to bore them, Nellie?” he
remarked casually, as though he were speaking to a girl he had known
always, in a cozy corner at a tea.

The answer was unexpected and it did not come from Nellie. He heard
the scraping of feet, and immediately a man loomed against the sky not
thirty feet away and began sweeping the neighboring stacks with an
electric lamp; its rays struck Burgess smartly across the face. He hung
and jumped; and as he let go the light flashed again and an automatic
barked.

“Lord! It’s Hill!” he gasped.

As he struck the ground he experienced a curious tingle on the left
side of his head above the ear--it was as though a hot needle had been
drawn across it. The detective yelled and fired another shot to attract
the attention of the other pursuers. Nellie was already down and ready
for flight. She grasped Burgess’s arm and hurried him over and between
unseen obstacles. There seemed to be no method of locomotion to which
he was not urged--climbing, crawling, running, edging in between
seeming Gibraltars of lumber. From a low pile she leaped to a higher,
and on up until they were thirty feet above the ground; then it seemed
to amuse her to jump from pile to pile until they reached earth again.
Running over uneven lumber piles in the dark, handicapped by an absurd
ulster, does not make for ease, grace or security--and wet lumber has a
disagreeable habit of being slippery.

They trotted across an open space and crept under a shingle shed.

“Good place to rest,” panted Nellie--and he dropped down beside her on
a bundle of shingles. The rain fell monotonously upon the low roof of
their shelter.

“That’s a pretty picture,” said the girl dreamily.

Burgess, breathing like a husky bellows, marveled at her. What had
interested her was the flashing of electric lamps from the tops of
the lumber piles, where the pursuers had formed a semicircle and were
closing in on the spot where the quarry had disappeared. They were
leaping from stack to stack, shooting their lamps ahead.

“The lights dancing round that way are certainly picturesque,” observed
Burgess. “Whistler would have done a charming nocturne of this. I doubt
whether those fellows know what a charm they impart to the mystical,
moist night. The moving pictures ought to have this. What’s our next
move?” he asked, mopping his wet face with his handkerchief.

“I’ve got to get Bob out of the office and then take a long jump. And
right here’s a good time for you to skedaddle. You can drop into the
alley back of this shed and walk home.”

“Thanks--but nothing like that! I’ve got to see you married and safely
off. I’d never dare look Gordon in the face if I didn’t.”

“I thought you were like that,” she said gently, and his heart bounded
at her praise. She stole away into the shadows, and he stared off at
the dancing lights where the police continued their search.

Far away the banker saw the aura of the city, and he experienced again
a sensation of protest and rebellion. He wondered whether this was
the feeling of the hunted man--the man who is tracked and driven and
shot at! He, Webster G. Burgess, had been the target of a bullet; and,
contrary to every rule of the life in which he had been reared, he was
elated to have been the mark for a detective’s gun. He knew that he
should feel humiliated--that he owed it to himself, to his wife waiting
for him at home, to his friends, to society itself, to walk out and
free himself of the odium that would attach to a man of his standing
who had run with the hare when his place by all the canons was with the
hounds. And then, too, this low-browed criminal was not the man for a
girl like Nellie to marry--he could not free himself of that feeling.

As he pondered this she stole back to his hiding-place. The ease,
lightness and deftness with which she moved amazed him; he had not
known she was near until he heard Drake’s heavier step beside her.

“Bob’s here, all right. We must march again,” she said.

She explained her plan and the three started off briskly, reached a
fence--the world seemed to be a tangle of fences!--and dropped over
into a coalyard. Burgess was well muddled again, but Nellie never
hesitated. It had grown colder; heavier clouds had drifted across the
heavens and snow began to fall. They reached the farther bound of the
coalyard safely; and as they were about to climb out a dog yelped and
rushed at them.

“I forgot about that dog! Over, quick! The watchman for this yard
is probably back there playing with the police, or else he’s hiding
himself,” said Nellie.

This proved to be the most formidable fence of the series for Burgess,
and his companions got him over with difficulty just as a dog snapped
at his legs. They landed in a tangle of ice-covered weeds and lay still
a moment. Bob was in bad humor, and kept muttering and cursing.

“Chuck it, Bob!” said Nellie sharply.

They were soon jumping across the railroad switches and could see
the canal stretching toward the city, marked by a succession of
well-lighted bridges.

“They’ll pinch us here! Nellie, you little fool, if you hadn’t steered
me to that office I’d ’a’ been out o’ this!”

He swore under his breath and Burgess cordially hated him for swearing
at the girl. But, beyond doubt, the pursuers had caught the scent
and were crossing the coalyard. They heard plainly the sounds of men
running and shouting. Bob seized Nellie and there was a sharp tussle.

“For God’s sake, trust me, Bob! Take this; don’t let him have it!” And
she thrust a revolver into Burgess’s hand. “Better be caught than that!
Mind the bank here and keep close together. Good dog--he’s eating the
cops!” And she laughed her delicious mirthful laugh. A pistol banged
and the dog barked no more.

The three were now on the ice of the canal, spreading out to distribute
their weight. The day had been warm enough to soften the ice and it
cracked ominously as the trio sped along. Half a dozen bridges were
plainly in sight toward the city and Burgess got his bearings again.
Four blocks away was his motor and the big car was worth making a break
for at any hazard. They stopped under the second bridge and heard the
enemy charging over the tracks and out upon the ice. A patrol wagon
clanged on a bridge beyond the coalyard and a whistle blew.

A sergeant began bawling orders and half a dozen men were sent to
reconnoiter the canal. As they advanced they swept the banks with their
electric lamps and conferred with scouts flung along the banks. The
snow fell steadily.

“We can’t hold this much longer,” said Nellie; and as she spoke there
was a wild shout from the party advancing over the ice. The lamps of
several policemen shot wildly into the sky and there were lusty bawls
for help.

“A bunch of fat cops breaking through the ice!” chuckled the girl,
hurrying on.

They gained a third bridge safely, Nellie frequently admonishing Bob to
stick close to her. It was clear enough to Burgess that Drake wanted to
be rid of him and the girl and take charge of his own destiny. Burgess
had fallen behind and was feeling his way under the low bridge; Nellie
was ahead, and the two men were for the moment flung together.

“Gi’ me my gun! I ain’t goin’ to be pinched this trip. Gi’ me the gun!”

“Keep quiet; we’re all in the same boat!” panted Burgess, whose one
hundred and seventy pounds, as registered on the club scales that very
day after luncheon, had warned him that he was growing pulpy.

The rails on the bank began to hum, and a switch engine, picking up
cars in the neighboring yards, puffed along the bank. Burgess felt
himself caught suddenly round the neck and before he knew what was
happening landed violently on his back. He struggled to free himself,
but Bob gripped his throat with one hand and snatched the revolver from
his pocket with the other. It was all over in a minute. The rattle of
the train drowned the sound of the attack, and when Nellie ran back to
urge them on Burgess was just getting on his feet and Bob had vanished.

“I couldn’t stop him--he grabbed the gun and ran,” Burgess explained.
“He must have jumped on that train.”

“Poor Bob!” She sighed deeply; a sob broke from her. Her arms went
around Burgess’s neck. “Poor Bob! Poor old Bob!”

The locomotive bell clanged remotely. It was very still, and Mr.
Webster G. Burgess, president of the White River National Bank, stood
there under a canal bridge with the arms of a sobbing girl round his
neck! Under all the circumstances it was wholly indefensible, and the
absurdity of it was not lost upon him. Drake had bolted, and all this
scramble with the ex-convict and his sweetheart had come to naught.

“He’ll get away; he was desperate and he didn’t trust me. He didn’t
even wait for the money Gordon sent me!”

“Oh!”--she faltered, and her breath was warm on his cheek--“that wasn’t
Drake!”

“It wasn’t Robert Drake?” Burgess blurted. “Not Drake?”

“No; it was Bob, my stepbrother. He got into trouble in Kentucky
and came here to hide, and I was trying to help him; and I’ll miss
Robert--and you’ve spoiled your clothes--and they shot at you!”

“It was poor shooting,” said Burgess critically as the red feather
brushed his nose; “but we’ve got to clear out of this or we’ll be in
the patrol wagon in a minute!”

It was his turn now to take the initiative. His first serious duty was
to become a decent, law-abiding citizen again, and he meant to effect
the transformation as quickly as possible. He began discreetly by
unclasping the girl’s arms.

“Stop crying, Nellie--you did the best you could for Bob; and now we’ll
get out of this and tackle Drake’s case. When that wagon that’s coming
has crossed this bridge we’ll stroll over to Senate Avenue, where my
car’s waiting, and beat it.”


IV

The policemen had been pried out of the ice and the search continued,
though the spirit seemed to have gone out of it. The scouting party had
scattered among the grim factories along the railway tracks. Bob had
presumably been borne out of the zone of danger and there was nothing
more to be done for him.

They waited to make sure they were not watched and then crawled up
the bank into Vevay Street. The rapidly falling snow enfolded them
protectingly. Now that life had grown more tranquil Burgess became
conscious that the scratch above his left ear had not ceased tingling.
It was with real emotion that Webster G. Burgess reflected that he
had escaped death by a hairbreadth. He meant to analyze that emotion
later at his leisure. The grazing of his head by that bullet marked
the high moment of his life; the memory of it would forever be the
chief asset among all his experiences. There was a wet line down his
cheek to his shirt collar that he had supposed to be perspiration;
but his handkerchief now told another story. He turned up the collar
of his buttonless ulster to hide any tell-tale marks of his sins and
knocked his battered cap into shape. Glancing down at Nellie, he saw
that the red feather had not lost its jauntiness, and she tripped along
placidly, as though nothing unusual had happened; but as they passed
opposite the Murdock house, where a lone policeman patrolled the walk,
her hand tightened on his arm and he heard her saying, as though to
herself:

“Goodby, house! Goodby, dad and mother! I’ll never be back any more.”

Burgess quickly shut the door of the tonneau upon Nellie; he had
cranked the machine and was drawing on the chauffeur’s gauntlets,
which he had found in the driver’s seat, when the druggist ran out and
accosted him.

“Hello, Miller! Seen anything of my chauffeur?”

“I guess he’s out with the police,” the man answered excitedly;
“they’ve been chasing a bunch o’ crooks over there somewhere. Two
or three people have been shot. There was a woman mixed up in the
scrimmage, but she got away.”

“Yes; it was a big fight--a whole gang of toughs! I took a short dash
with the police myself, and fell over a dead man and scratched my
ear. No, thanks; I’ll fix it up later. By-the-way, when my man turns
up you might tell him to come home--if that harmonizes with his own
convenience.” He stepped into the car. “Oh, has the plumber fixed that
drain for you yet? Well, the agent ought to look after such things.
Call me up in a day or two if he doesn’t attend to it.”

It was rather cheering, on the whole, to be in the open again, and he
lingered, relishing his freedom, his immunity from molestation. The
very brick building before which he stood gave him a sense of security;
he was a reputable citizen and property owner--not to be trifled with
by detectives and policemen. A newspaper reporter whom he knew jumped
from a passing street car, recognized him and asked excitedly where the
bodies had been taken.

“They’re stacked up like cordwood,” answered Burgess, “over in the
lumber-yard. Some of the cops went crazy and are swimming in the canal.
Young lady--guest of my wife--and I came over to look after sick
family, and ran into the show. I joined the hunt for a while, but it
wasn’t any good. You’ll find the survivors camped along the canal bank
waiting for reenforcements.”

He lighted a cigarette, jumped in and drove the car toward home for
half a dozen blocks--then lowered the speed so that he could speak
to the girl. He was half sorry the adventure was over; but there yet
remained his obligation to do what he could for Drake--if that person
could be found.

“You must let me go now,” said Nellie earnestly; “the police will wake
up and begin looking for me, and you’ve had trouble enough. And it
was rotten for me to work you to help get Bob off! You’d better have
stayed in the house; but I knew you would help--and I was afraid Bob
would kill somebody. Please let me out right here!”

Her hand was on the latch.

“Oh, never in this world! I have no intention of letting the police
take you--you haven’t done anything but try to help your brother, like
the fine girl you are; and that’s all over. Where’s Drake?”

Her gravity passed instantly and her laugh greeted his ears again. He
was running the car slowly along a curb, his head bent to hear.

“Listen! Robert telephoned just as I was leaving the office. I told
him to keep away from the house. When I saw you in the bank I knew Bob
was here, but I thought he’d be out of the way; but he wouldn’t go
until dark, and I would have telephoned you but I was afraid. I really
meant to tell you at the house that Robert wasn’t there and wouldn’t be
there; but Bob was so ugly I made you go with us, because I wanted your
help. I thought if they nailed us you would pull Bob through. And now
you don’t really mind--do you?” she concluded tearfully.

“Well, what about Drake? If he’s still----”

She bent closer and he heard her murmurous laugh again.

“I told Robert I’d meet him at the courthouse--by the steps nearest the
police station--at seven o’clock. That’s the safest place I could think
of.”

Burgess nodded and the machine leaped forward.

“We’ve got ten minutes to keep that date, Nellie. But I’m going to be
mighty late for dinner!”


V

As Nellie jumped from the car at the courthouse a young man stepped out
of the shadows instantly. Only a few words passed between them. Burgess
opened the door for them and touched his hat as he snapped on the
electric bulb in the tonneau. Glancing round when he had started the
car, Burgess saw that Drake had clasped Nellie’s hand; and there was
a resolute light in the young man’s eyes--his face had the convict’s
pallor, but he looked sound and vigorous. On the whole, Robert Drake
fulfilled the expectations roused by Gordon’s letter--he was neatly
dressed, and his voice and manner bespoke the gentleman. One or two
questions put by the banker he answered reassuringly. He had reached
the city at five o’clock and had not been interfered with in any way.

As they rolled down Washington Street a patrol passed them, moving
slowly toward the police station. Burgess fancied there was dejection
in the deliberate course of the wagon homeward, and he grinned to
himself; but when he looked around Nellie’s face was turned away from
the street toward the courthouse clock, to which she had drawn Drake’s
attention as the wagon passed.

“Are you and Nellie going to be married? That’s the first question.”

“Yes, sir; it’s all on the square. There’s a lawyer here who got me out
of a scrape once and he helped me get the license. If you’ll take us to
a minister--that’s all we want.”

“Oh, the minister will be easy!”

“Now,” he said as they reached his home, “come along with me and do
exactly what I tell you. And don’t be scared!”

The evening had been full of surprises, but he meant now to cap the
series of climaxes, that had mounted so rapidly, with another that
should give perfect symmetry to the greatest day of his life. They
entered the house through a basement door and gained the second floor
by the back stairs. Nora, his wife’s maid, came from one of the rooms
and he gave her some orders.

“This is Miss Murdock. She’s just come in from a long journey and I
wish you would help her touch up a bit. Go into Mrs. Burgess’s room and
get anything you need. Miss Murdock has lost her bag, and has to be off
again in half an hour; so fix up a suitcase for her--you’ll know how.
It will be all right with Mrs. Burgess. How far’s the dinner got? Just
had salad? All right. Come with me, Drake.”

In his own dressing room he measured the young man with his eye.
Mindful of Gordon’s injunction that Drake might be picked up by the
police, he went into the guest-room, tumbled over the effects of the
Bishop of Shoshone and threw out a worn sackcoat, a clerical waistcoat
and trousers, and handed them to his guest.

Webster G. Burgess prided himself on being able to dress in ten
minutes; in fifteen on this occasion he not only refreshed himself with
a shower but tended his bruises and fitted a strip of invisible plaster
to the bullet scratch above his ear. His doffed business suit and
ulster he flung into the laundry basket in the bathroom; then he went
into the guest-room to speak to Drake.

“It was bully of you to stand by Nellie in her trouble!” said Drake
with feeling. “I guess you came near getting pinched.”

“Oh, it was nothing,” remarked Burgess, shooting his cuffs with the
air of a gentleman to whom a brush with the police is only part of the
day’s work.

“Nellie told me about it, coming up in the machine. I guess you’re a
good sport, all right.”

Webster G. Burgess was conscious of the ex-convict’s admiration; he was
not only aware that Drake regarded him admiringly but he found that he
was gratified by the approbation of this man who had cracked safes and
served time for it.

“Nellie is a great girl!” said Burgess, to change the subject. “I
believe you mean to be good to her. You’re a mighty lucky boy to have
a girl like that ready to stand by you! Here’s some money Gordon
asked me to give you. And here’s something for Nellie, a check--one
thousand--Saxby will cash it for you at New Orleans. Please tell your
wife tomorrow that it’s my wife’s little wedding gift, in token of
Nellie’s kindness in keeping me out of jail. Now where’s that marriage
license? Good! There’s a bishop in this house who will marry you; we’ll
go down and pull it off in a jiffy. Then you can have a nibble of
supper and we’ll take you to the station. There’s a train for the South
at eight-twenty.”

Nellie was waiting in the hall when they went out. Nora had dressed her
hair, and bestowed upon her a clean collar and a pair of white gloves.
She had exchanged her shabby, wet tan shoes for a new pair Mrs. Burgess
had imported from New York. The mud acquired in the scramble through
the lumber-yard had been carefully scraped from her skirt. Voices were
heard below.

“They’ve just come in from dinner,” said the maid, “Shall I tell
Bridget to keep something for you?”

“Yes--something for three, to be on the table in fifteen minutes.”

       *       *       *       *       *

Mrs. Webster G. Burgess always maintains that nothing her husband
may do can shock her. When her husband had not appeared at seven she
explained to her guest that he had been detained by an unexpected
meeting of a clearing-house committee, it being no harder to lie to a
bishop than to any one else when a long-suffering woman is driven to
it. She was discussing with the Bishop of Shoshone the outrageously
feeble support of missionaries in the foreign field when she heard
steps on the broad stair that led down to the ample hall. A second
later her husband appeared at the door with a young woman on his arm--a
young woman who wore a hat with a red feather. This picture had hardly
limned itself upon her acute intelligence before she saw, just behind
her husband and the strange girl, a broad-shouldered young clergyman
who bore himself quite as though accustomed to appearing unannounced in
strange houses.

The banker stepped forward, shook hands with the bishop cordially, and
carried off the introductions breezily.

“Sorry to be late, Gertie; but you know how it is!” Whereas, as a
matter of fact, Mrs. Burgess did not know at all how it was. “Bishop,
these young people wish to be married. Their time is short, as they
have a train to make. Just how they came to be here is a long story,
and it will have to wait. If you see anything familiar in Mr. Drake’s
clothes please don’t be distressed, I’ve always intended doing
something for your new cathedral, and you shall have a check and the
price of a new suit early in the morning. And, Gertie”--he looked at
his watch--“if you will find a prayerbook we can proceed to business.”

Mrs. Burgess always marveled at her husband’s plausibility, and now she
had fresh proof of it. She blinked as he addressed the girl as Nellie;
but this was just like Web Burgess!

The Bishop of Shoshone, having married cowboys and Indians in all
manner of circumstances in his rough diocese, calmly began the service.

At the supper table they were all very merry except Nellie, whose
face, carefully watched by Mrs. Burgess, grew grave at times--and
once her eyes filled with tears; her young bridegroom spoke hardly at
all. Burgess and the bishop, however, talked cheerfully of old times
together, and they rose finally amid the laughter evoked by one of the
bishop’s stories. Burgess said he thought it would be nice if they all
went to the station to give the young people a good sendoff for their
long journey; and afterward they could look in at a concert, for which
he had tickets, and hear Sembrich sing.

“After a busy day,” he remarked, meeting Nellie’s eyes at one of her
tearful moments, “there’s nothing like a little music to quiet the
nerves--and this has been the greatest day of my life!”


VI

The president of the White River National Bank was late in reaching his
desk the next morning. When he crossed the lobby he limped slightly;
and his secretary, in placing the mail before him, noticed a strip of
plaster above his left ear. His “Good morning!” was very cheery and he
plunged into work with his usual energy.

He had dictated a telegram confirming a bond deal that would net him
fifty thousand dollars, when his name was spoken by a familiar voice.
Swinging round to the railing with calculated deliberation he addressed
his visitor in the casual tone established by their intimacy:

“Hello, Hill--looking for me?”

“Nope; not yet!”

Both men grinned as their eyes met.

“Has the charming Miss Murdock been in this morning?” asked the
detective, glancing toward the tellers’ cages.

“Haven’t seen her yet. Hope you’re not infatuated with the girl.”

“Only in what you might call an artistic sense; I think we agreed
yesterday that she’s rather pleasing to the jaded eyesight. See the
papers?”

“What’s in the papers?” asked the banker, feeling absently for a report
a clerk had laid on his desk.

“Oh, a nice little muss out on Vevay Street last night! The cops made
a mess of it of course. Old Murdock’s son Bob shot a constable in
Kentucky and broke for the home plate to get some money, and I’d had a
wire to look out for him when I was in here yesterday. He handled some
very clever phony money in this district a while back. I went out to
Vevay Street to take a look at him--and found the police had beat me to
it! The cash Nellie drew yesterday was for him.”

“Of course you got him!”

“No,” said Hill; “he made a getaway, all right. It was rather funny
though----”

“How funny?”

“The chase he gave us. You don’t mean you haven’t heard about it!”

Burgess clasped his hands behind his head and yawned.

“I’ve told you repeatedly, Hill, that I don’t read criminal news. It
would spoil the fun of hearing you explain your own failures.”

“Well, I won’t bore you with this. I only want you to understand that
it was the police who made a fluke of it. But I can’t deny those
Murdocks do interest me a good deal.”

He bent his keen eyes upon the banker for a second and grinned. Burgess
returned the grin.

“I’ve got to speak before the Civic League on our municipal government
tomorrow night, and I’ll throw something about the general incompetence
of our police force--it’s undoubtedly rotten!”

The detective lingered.

“By-the-way, I nearly overlooked this. Seems to be a silver card-case,
with your name neatly engraved on the little tickets inside. I picked
it up on the ice last night when I was skating on the canal. I’m going
to keep one of the cards as a souvenir.”

“Perfectly welcome, Tom. You’d better try one of these cigars.”

Hill chose a cigar with care from the extended box and lighted it.
Burgess swung round to his desk, turned over some letters, and then
looked up as though surprised to find the detective still there.

“Looking for me, Tom?”

“No; not yet!”




THE CAMPBELLS ARE COMING


I

It is not to be counted against Mrs. Robert Fleming Ward that at
forty-five she had begun to look backward a little wistfully and
forward a little disconsolately and apprehensively. She was a good
woman, indeed one of the best of women, loyal, conscientious and
self-sacrificing in the highest degree. But she was poignantly aware
that certain ambitions dear to her heart had not been realized. Robert
Fleming Ward had not attained that high place at the Sycamore County
bar which had been his goal, and he seemed unable to pull himself to
the level with Canby Taylor and Addison Swiggert who practiced in
federal jurisdictions and were not unknown to the docket of the United
States Supreme Court.

Even as Mrs. Ward was a good woman, so her husband Robert was a good
man and a good lawyer. But just being good wasn’t getting the Wards
anywhere. At least it wasn’t landing them within the golden portals of
their early dreams. To find yourself marking time professionally and
socially in a town of seventy-five thousand souls, that you’ve seen
grow from twenty-five thousand, is a disagreeable experience if you
are a sensitive person. And Mrs. Ward was sensitive. It grieved her
to witness the prosperity flaunted by people like the Picketts, the
Shepherds, the Kirbys and others comparatively new to the community,
who had impudently availed themselves of Sycamore County’s clay to
make brick, and of its water power to turn the wheels of industries
for which the old-time Kernville pioneer stock had gloomily predicted
failure.

The Picketts, the Shepherds, the Kirbys and the rest of the new element
had builded themselves houses that were much more comfortable and
pleasing to the eye than the houses of the children and grandchildren
of the old families that had founded Kernville away back when Madison
was president. The heads of the respective brick, box, match, bottle,
canning, and strawboard industries might be deficient in culture but
they did employ good architects. The Wards lived in a house of the
Queen Anne period, which it had been necessary to mortgage to send
John Marshall through college and give Helen a year at a Connecticut
finishing school. The Wards’ home had deteriorated to the point of
dinginess, and the dinginess, and the inability to keep a car, or to
return social favors, or belong to the new country club weighed heavily
upon Mrs. Ward.

Her husband, with all his industry and the fine talents she knew him
to possess, was making no more money at forty-seven than he had made
at thirty-five. She was a little bewildered to find that socially she
had gradually lost contact with the old aristocracy without catching
step with the flourishing makers of brick and other articles of
commerce that were carrying the fame of Kernville into new territory.
And as Mrs. Ward was possessed of a pardonable pride, this situation
troubled her greatly. They had been unable to send John to the Harvard
Law School, but he had made a fine record in the school of the state
university, and his name now appeared beneath his father’s on the door
of the law office on the second floor of the old Wheatley block, which
had been pretty well deserted by tenants now that Kernville boasted a
modern ten-story office building.

John Ward was a healthy, sanguine young fellow who had every intention
of getting on. Some of the friends he had made in law school threw him
some business, and it was remarked about the courthouse that John had
more punch than his father, and was bound to succeed. Half way through
the trial of a damage suit in which the firm of Ward & Ward represented
a plaintiff who had been run down by an inter-urban car, the senior
Ward was laid up with tonsilitis, and John carried the case through and
won a verdict for twice what the plaintiff had been led to believe he
could possibly get.

Helen Ward was quite as admirable and interesting as her brother. The
finishing school had done her no harm and she returned to Kernville
without airs, assumptions or affectations, understanding perfectly that
her parents had done the best they could for her. She was nineteen,
tall and straight, fair, with an abundance of brown hair and blue-gray
mirthful eyes. The growing inability of her mother to maintain a
maid-of-all work, now that Kernville’s eligibles for domestic service
preferred the eight-hour day of the factories to house work, did not
trouble Helen particularly. She could cook, wash, iron, cut out a
dress and sew it together and if the furniture was wobbly and the
upholstery faded she was an artist with the glue-pot and her linen
covers on the chairs gave the parlor a fresh smart look. The humor
that was denied their parents was Helen’s and John’s portion in large
measure. They were of the Twentieth Century, spoke its language and
knew all its signs and symbols. They were proud of each other, shared
their pleasures and consoled each other in their disappointments, and
resolutely determined to make the best of a world that wasn’t such a
bad place after all.

John reached home from the office on a day early in January and found
Helen preparing supper.

“Great scott, sis; has that last girl faded already!”

“Skipped, vamoosed, vanished!” Helen answered, looking up from the gas
range on which she was broiling a steak. “The offer of a dollar more a
week transferred her to the Kirby’s, where she’ll have nothing to do
but cook. The joke’s on them. She’s the worst living cook, and not even
a success in hiding her failures.”

“I hope,” said John, helping himself to a stalk of celery and biting
it meditatively, “I hope the Kirbys suffer the most frightful tortures
before they die of indigestion. Haven’t invited us to the party they’re
giving, have they?”

“Not unless our invitations got lost in the mails. And I hear it’s
going to be a snappy function with the refreshments and a jazz band
imported from Chicago.”

“Look here, sis, that’s rubbing it in pretty hard! I don’t care for
myself, but it’s nasty of ’em to cut you. But in a way it’s an act of
reprisal. Mother didn’t ask Mrs. Kirby and Jeannette to the tea she
threw for that national federation swell just before Christmas. But
even at that----”

“Oh, don’t be so analytical! We’re an old family and mama refuses to
see any merit in people whose grandparents didn’t settle here before
the Indians left. And as we haven’t the money to train with the ancient
aristocracy, we’ve got to huddle on the sidelines. Pardon me, dear, but
that’s a pound of butter you’re about to sit on! You might cut a slice
and place it neatly on yonder plate.”

“Snobbery!” said John, as he cut the butter with exaggerated
deliberation;--“snobbery is a malady, a disease. You can’t kill it;
you’ve got to feed it its own kind of pabulum. It’s as plain as
daylight that we’ve got to do something to get out of the hole or we’re
stuck for good.”

“We might bore for oil in the back yard,” said Helen, scrutinizing the
steak. “If we struck a gusher we could break into the country club and
buy a large purple limousine like the Kirbys.”

“My professional engagements don’t exhaust my brain power at present,
and I’m giving considerable thought to ways and means of improving our
state, condition or status as a family of exalted but unrecognized
merit.”

“You’re doing nobly, John! Tom Reynolds told me they were talking of
running you for prosecuting attorney. That would give you a grand
boost. And there’s Alice Hovey,--I understand all about that, John. I
think you’re mistaken about the Hoveys not liking you.”

“Ah, Alice!” he exclaimed mockingly. “Papa and mama Hovey have quite
other ideas for Alice; no penniless barrister need apply! But I won’t
deny to you that I’m pretty keen about Alice, only when I go to the
house the fond parents create a low temperature that is distinctly
chilly. Listen to me, Helen,” he went on with an abrupt change of
tone. “You and Ned Shepherd were hitting it off grandly when something
happened. He’s a fine chap and I rather got the idea that you two would
make a match of it.”

“Oh no!” she protested, quickly but unconvincingly as she transferred
the steak to the platter.

“His family’s trying to switch him to Sally Pickett. He hasn’t been
here lately, but you do see him occasionally?”

There were tears in her eyes as she swung round from the range.

“I’ve got to stop that, John! I’m ashamed of myself for meeting him as
I’ve been doing--walking with him in the back streets and letting him
talk to me over the telephone when mama isn’t round. I didn’t know----”

“Well, I just happened to spot you Monday evening, and I meant to speak
to you about it. Not exactly nice, sis. I’m sorry about the whole
business. Ned’s really a manly chap, and I don’t believe he’ll be
bullied into giving you up.”

“All over now, John,” she answered with badly-feigned indifference.

“Well, the course of true love never did run smooth. Father and mother
have done their almighty best for us, but changes have come so fast
in this burg they haven’t been able to keep up with the procession.
Father misses chances now and then, as in refusing the Pickett case
when the State went after him for polluting the river with refuse from
his strawboard mill. Dad thought the prosecution was justified and
foolishly volunteered to assist the State as a public duty. Pickett
lost and had to spend a lot of money changing his plant; so he’s
knocked us whenever he got a chance.”

“That’s just like papa. I only wish we could do something really
splendid for him and mama.”

“We’re going to, sis,” said John confidently. “Take it from me we’re
going to do that identical thing. Now give me the potatoes and the
coffee-pot. Precede me with the bread and butter. There’s mother at
the front door now. Step high as to the strains of a march of triumph.
We’ll give a fine exhibition of a happy family, one for all and all for
one!”


II

Mrs. Ward, detained by a club committee meeting, began to apologize for
not getting home in time to assist with the supper.

“Oh, John did all the heavy work! And we had a fine talk into the
bargain,” Helen replied cheerfully.

As her father was tired and didn’t know the latest domestic had
departed hence, she went on with an ironic description of the frailties
and incapacity of that person and pictured the gloom of the Kirbys as
they ate her initial meal. Mrs. Ward had brought the afternoon mail to
the table. She was the corresponding secretary of a state federation
which used the mails freely. She ate in silence, absorbed in her
letters, while her husband praised Helen’s cooking.

Ward found a real joy in his children. It was not lost upon him that
they were making the best of circumstances for which in a somewhat
bewildered fashion he felt himself responsible. Their very kindness,
their disposition to make the best of things, hurt him and deepened
his growing sense of defeat. John began talking of a case they were to
try shortly. He had found some decisions that supported the contention
of their client. They were explaining it to Helen, who teased them by
perversely taking the opposite view, when they were silenced by an
exclamation from Mrs. Ward.

“Here’s news indeed! This is a note from Mrs. Campbell, the Ruth
Sanders who was my best friend at school,--Mrs. Walter Scott Campbell,”
she added impressively, looking round at them over her glasses. “It’s
short; I’ll just read it:

  “DEAREST IPHIGENIA:--

  (“You know the girls at Miss Woodburn’s school always called me
  Iphigenia--due to a stupid answer I once gave in the literature
  class.)

  “It’s so sweet of you to remember me year after year with a Christmas
  card. The very thought of you always brings up all the jolly times
  we had at Miss Woodburn’s. We parted with a promise to meet every
  year; and I have never set eyes on you since we sat side by side at
  the closing exercises! The class letter doesn’t come around any more,
  but your children must be grown up. Mine are very much so and getting
  married and leaving Walter and me quite forlorn.

  (“Her daughter Angela married into that Thornton family of Rhode
  Island--or maybe it was the Connecticut branch--who are so terribly
  rich; made it in copper; no, I believe it was rubber.)

  “Don’t be startled, but Mr. Campbell and I are planning to go to
  California next month, and as we have to pass right across your
  state, it seems absurd not to stop and see you. I’ve looked up the
  timetables and we can easily leave the Limited at Cleveland and run
  down to Kernville. Now don’t go to any trouble for us, but treat us
  just as old friends and if it isn’t convenient to stay with you for
  a night--we just must have a night to gossip about the old days--we
  can put up at the hotel. We shan’t leave here until February 17,
  but wishing to acknowledge your card--I never can remember to send
  Christmas cards--I thought I’d give you fair warning of our approach.
  Always, dear Iphigenia, your affectionate,
                                                                RUTH.”


“That’s a charming letter!” Helen volunteered, as her mother’s gaze
invited approval of Mrs. Campbell’s graciousness in promising a visit.
“She must be lovely!”

“Ruth was the dearest of all my girlhood friends! When she had typhoid
and her family were in Europe I was able to do little things for
her;--nothing really of importance--but she has never forgotten. She
was so appreciative and generous and always wanted her friends to share
her good times!”

All their lives John and Helen had heard their mother sing the praises
of Mrs. Walter Scott Campbell, née Sanders, until that lady had assumed
something of the splendor of a mythical figure in their imaginations.
She had been the richest girl in the Hudson River school Mrs. Ward had
attended, and she had married wealth. The particular Campbell of her
choice had inherited a fortune which he had vastly augmented. When
occasionally a New York newspaper drifted into the house Mrs. Ward
scanned the financial advertisements for the name of Walter Scott
Campbell set out in bold type as the director of the most august
institutions.

“I suppose----” Mrs. Ward’s tone expressed awe in all its
connotations;--“I suppose Mr. Campbell is worth fifty million at the
lowest calculation. I met him years ago at one of the school dances.
He was quite wild about Ruth then, and they were married, John, just
a year before we were. I still have the invitation, and Ruth sent me
a piece of the wedding cake. And from the photograph she sent me at
Christmas two years ago, I judge that time has dealt lightly with her.”

“Campbell’s one of the most important men in Wall Street,” Ward
assented. “One of his institutions, The Sutphen Loan & Trust, financed
the Kernville Water Power Company, a small item of course for so big a
concern. Campbell probably never heard of it.”

“Well, men of his calibre usually know where the dollars go,” said
John, whose wits were functioning rapidly.

“Of course we simply can’t let them go to the hotel,” continued Mrs.
Ward; “the Kipperly House is a disgrace. And if Ruth hasn’t changed
a lot in twenty-six years she’ll accept us as she finds us. Our
guest-room needs redecorating, and we can hardly keep the jackets on
the parlor furniture right in the middle of winter; and the bathroom
fixtures ought to be replaced----”

She paused, seeing the look of dejection on her husband’s face. He
was well aware that all these things were old needs which the coming
of important guests now made imperative. Mrs. Ward carefully thrust
the note back into its envelope. John exchanged telegraphic glances
with Helen. His eyes brightened with the stress of his thoughts but he
buttered a bit of bread before he spoke.

“Well, mother,” he began briskly, “I’m sure we’re all tickled that your
old friend’s coming. I can just see you sitting up all night talking
of the midnight spreads you had, and how you fooled the teachers. Now
don’t worry about the house--you or father, either; I’m going to manage
that.”

“But, John, we mustn’t add to your father’s worries. I realize
perfectly that we’re in debt and can’t spend money we haven’t got. Ruth
was always a dear--so considerate of every one--and we’ll hope it’s me
and my family and not the house she’s coming to see.”

“That’s all right, mother, but this strikes me as something more than a
casual visit. I see in it the hand of Providence!” he cried eagerly.

“If they carry a maid and valet as part of their scenery we’re
lost--hopelessly lost!” Helen suggested.

“Oh, not necessarily!” John replied. “We’ll stow ’em away somewhere. In
a pinch, you and I can move to the attic. Anyhow, we’ve got a month to
work in. When we begin to get publicity for the coming of the rich and
distinguished Campbells, I miss my guess if things don’t begin to look
a lot easier.”

“But, John,” his mother began, shaking her head with disapproval, “you
wouldn’t do anything that would look--vulgar?”

“Certainly not, but the Sunday _Journal’s_ always keen for news of
impending visitors in our midst, and no people of the Campbells’ social
and financial standing have ever honored our city with their presence.
The president of the Transcontinental did park his private car in the
yards last summer, but before the Chamber of Commerce could tackle him
about building a new freight house he faded away.”

“Walter Scott Campbell is a director in the Transcontinental,” remarked
Mrs. Ward. “I happened to see his name in the list when I looked up
the name of the company’s secretary to send on the resolutions of the
Women’s Municipal Union complaining of the vile condition of the depot.”

“Such matters are never passed on in the New York offices,” Ward
suggested mildly. “Our business organizations have worked on the
General Manager for years without getting anywhere.”

“Just a word, from a man of Mr. Campbell’s power will be enough,”
replied John spaciously. “For another thing the train schedule ought
to be changed to give us a local sleeper to Chicago. We’ll stir up the
whole service of the Transcontinental when we get Walter here!”

“Walter!” exclaimed Mrs. Ward, aghast at this familiarity.

“Better call him Walt, John, to make him feel at home,” suggested Helen.

“The directors of the Water Power Company want to refund their bonds. I
suppose Mr. Campbell could help about that,” Ward remarked, interested
in spite of himself in the potentialities of the impending visit.

“But it would be a betrayal of hospitality,” Mrs. Ward protested, “and
we mustn’t do anything to spoil their visit.”

“Oh, that visit’s going to be a great thing for Kernville! It grows on
me the more I think of it,” said John loftily. “It’s our big chance
to do something for the town. And the Campbells can’t object. They
will pass on, never knowing the vast benefits they have conferred upon
mankind.”

“Your imagination’s running away with you, John,” said his father.
“With only one day here to renew their acquaintance with your mother
they’ll hardly care to be dragged through the factories and over the
railway yards.”

“While mother and Helen are entertaining Mrs. Campbell, we’ll borrow
the largest car in town and show Walter the sights. And it will be
up to us to prove to him that Kernville’s the best little town of
the seventy-five thousand class in the whole rich valley of the
Mississippi. All Walter will have to do will be to send a few wires in
a casual manner to the right parties and everything the town needs will
be forthcoming.”

“But why should we worry about the town when it isn’t worrying
particularly about us?” asked Helen as she began to clear the table.

“I don’t quite follow you either,” said his mother. “You can’t, you
really mustn’t----”

“Such matters are for the male of the species to grapple with. You and
Helen arrange a tea or dinner or whatever you please, making something
small and select of the function, and I’ll do all the rest.”

“In some way John and I will manage the money,” said Mr. Ward, slowly,
and then catching a meaningful look in John’s eyes, he added with
unwonted confidence: “Where there’s a will there’s a way. I want the
Campbells’ visit to be a happy occasion. You are entitled to it,
Margaret--you and Helen must get all the pleasure possible from meeting
a woman of Mrs. Campbell’s large experience of life.”

“Mama will need a new frock,” said Helen, a remark which precipitated
at once a lively debate with her mother as to which--if any item of her
existing wardrobe would lend itself to the process of reconstruction.
This question seemed susceptible of endless discussion, and was only
ended by John’s firm declaration that there should be new raiment for
both his mother and Helen.

“Father, we’ll show these upstarts from New York what real American
women are like!”

“We shall be ruined!” cried Helen tragically, as she disappeared
through the swing door with a pile of plates.

“Please, John, don’t do anything foolish,” his mother pleaded, but she
smiled happily under the compulsion of his enthusiasm.

“Trust me for that!” he replied, laying his hands on her shoulders.
“We’re all too humble; that’s what’s the matter with the Ward family.
And for once I want you to step right out!”

He waved her into the sitting room and darted into the kitchen, where
he threw off his coat and donned an apron.


III

“Crazy! You’ve gone plumb stark crazy!” said Helen, as she thrust her
arms into the dishwater. “It’s cruel to raise mother’s hopes that way.
You know well enough that as things are going we’re just about getting
by, with the grocery bill two months behind and that eternal interest
on the mortgage hanging over us like the well-known sword of Damocles.”

“The sword is in my hands!” declared John, balancing a plate on the tip
of his finger. “How does that old tune go?

  The Campbells are coming, tra la, tra la,
  The Campbells are coming, tra la!

There’s a bit of Scotch in us, and I feel my blood tingle to those
blithe martial strains! What’s the rule for drying dishes, sis? Do you
make ’em shine like a collar from a Chinese laundry, or is the dull
domestic finish in better form?”

“If you break that plate I’ll poison your breakfast coffee! If I didn’t
know you for a sober boy I’d think you’d been keeping tryst with a
bootlegger! You don’t seem to understand that you sat there at the
table spending money like Midas on a spree. You couldn’t borrow a cent
if you tried!”

“Borrow!” he mocked. “I’m going to pull this thing off according to
specifications, and I’m not going to borrow a cent. I expect to be
refusing offers of money gently but firmly within a week. Observe my
smoke, dearest one! Watch my fleet sail right up to the big dam in
Sycamore River laden like the ships of Tarshish that brought gifts of
silver and gold and ivory, apes and peacocks for Solomon’s delight!”

“You’re not calling the Campbells apes and peacocks!”

“Not on your life! All those rich treasures will be yours and mine, O
Helen of Kernville! The Campbells are rich enough. We’re not going to
embarrass them by piling any more wealth on ’em. But the magic of the
name of Walter Scott Campbell, if properly invoked, manipulated and
flaunted will put us all on the high road to fame and fortune.”

“You’ll break mama’s heart if you begin bragging about her acquaintance
with this woman she hasn’t seen for a quarter of a century! She’s
already warned you against vulgar boasting.”

“Keep mother busy planning for the care and entertainment of our
guests! I’ll hold father steady. This being Thursday I’ve got time
enough to plan the campaign before Sunday. I’ll lay down a barrage and
throw myself upon the enemy. To the cheering strains of ‘The Campbells
are Coming!’ we’ll cross the valley of death and plant our flag on the
battlements without a scratch or the loss of a man.”

By the time the kitchen was in order he had her laughing and quite won
to his idea that it was perfectly legitimate to avail themselves fully
of the great opportunity offered by the Campbells’ visit.

“Nothing undignified at all! The Campbells will never be conscious of
my proceedings as they don’t read the Kernville papers and will linger
only a day. By the way, it happens that Billy Townley, a fraternity
brother of mine, has just been made city editor of the _Journal_ and
Billy and I used to pull some good stunts when we were together at the
’varsity. When I hiss the password in his ear and tell him I’ll need a
little space daily for a few weeks he’ll go right down the line for me.
And the boys on the _Evening Sun_ are friends of mine, too. They have
less space but they make up for it with bigger headlines.”

“You’re a dear boy, John, if you are crazy! I believe you can do most
anything you tackle, and I’ll stand by you whether you land us in jail
or in the poorhouse.”

“Bully for you, sis!” And then lowering his voice, “This chance may
never come again! I’m going to wring every possible drop out of it even
as you wring out that dish rag. By-the-way, if it isn’t impertinent,
when did you see Ned last?”

“Not since the day you saw me walking with him--for the last time. But
he telephoned this afternoon. He wanted to come up this evening.”

“Well, he’s of age and the curfew law can’t touch him. What was the
answer?”

“I told him I wouldn’t be at home. I’m not going to have him calling
here when his mother barely speaks to me! Ned didn’t say so, but I
suspect she gave him a good scolding for taking me instead of Sally to
the Seebrings’ dance.”

“How do you get that? If he didn’t tell you----!”

“Of course not! But Sally had to go with her mother and there were more
girls than men; so Sally only had about half the dances and the rest of
the time sat on the sidelines with her mother and Mrs. Kirby. I caught
a look now and then that was quite suggestive of murder in the first
degree.”

“Helen,” said John, lifting his eyes dreamily to the ceiling, “I’ll
wager a diamond tiara against one of your delicious buckwheat cakes
that you and I will get an invitation to the Kirby party.”

“Taken! The cards went out yesterday. I met some of the girls downtown
this morning, and they were buzzing about it.”

“Let ’em buzz! Ours will probably come special delivery with a note of
explanation that in copying the list or something of the kind we were
regrettably omitted. And let me see,” he went on, rubbing his chin
reflectively, “I rather think Ned will ask you to go to the party with
him. It occurs to me that old man Shepherd owns some land he’s trying
to sell to the Transcontinental, and the railway people are shy of it
because it’s below the flood line on our perverse river. Yes; I think
we may jar the Shepherds a little too.”

“Why, John!” she laughed as she hung up her apron, “you almost persuade
me that you’ve already got free swing at the Campbell boodle!”

“I look at it this way, Helen. We can all spend our own money; it’s
getting the benefit of other people’s money that requires genius. I
must now step down to the public library and to the _Journal_ office
to get some dope on the Campbells. Also I’ll have to sneak mother’s
photograph of Mrs. Campbell out of the house. A few illustrations will
give tone to our publicity stuff.”

“Be bold, John, but not too bold!”

“‘The Campbells are coming, tra la!’” he sang mockingly, and spiking
her hands, hummed the air and danced back and forth across the kitchen.
“By jing, that tune’s wonderful for the toddle!” he cried exultantly.
“We’ll make all Kernville step to it.”


IV

“The point we want to hammer in is that we--the Ward family--are the
only people in Sycamore county who are in touch with the Campbell
power, social and financial,” John elucidated to his friend Townley.
“Modest, retiring to the point of utter self-effacement as we, the
Wards, are, no other family in the community has ever been honored by
a visit from so big a bunch of assets. And when it comes to social
prominence their coming will link Kernville right on to Newport where
old Walter Scott Campbell owns one of the lordliest villas. Here’s
a picture of it I found in ‘Summer Homes of Great Americans.’ We’ll
feed in the pictorial stuff from time to time, using this photograph
of Mrs. Campbell mother keeps on the upright at home, and that cut of
Walter Scott I dug out of your office graveyard. Your record shows you
ran it the time the old money-devil was indicted under the Sherman law
for conspiracy against the peace and dignity of the United States in
a fiendish attempt to boost the price of bathtubs. The indictment was
quashed as to the said Walter because he was laid up with whooping
cough when the wicked attack on the free ablutions of the American
people was planned or concocted, and he denied all responsibility for
the acts of his proxy.”

“You’ve got to hand it to that lad,” said Townley ruminatively.
“Anything you can do to put me in the way of a soft snap as private
secretary for his majesty would be appreciated. I’ve had considerable
experience in keeping my friends out of jail and I might be of use to
him.”

John rose early on Sunday morning to inspect his handiwork in the
section of the _Journal_ devoted to the goings and comings, the
entertainments past and prospective and the club activities of
Kernville. Townley had eliminated the usual group of portraits of
the brides of the week that Mrs. Walter Scott Campbell’s handsome
countenance might be spread across three columns in the center of the
page. The photograph of Mrs. Campbell had been admirably reproduced,
and any one informed in such matters would know instantly that she was
the sort of woman who looks well in evening gowns and that her pearl
necklace was of unquestionable authenticity.

The usual double column “lead” was devoted wholly to the announcement
of the visit of the Walter Scott Campbells of New York and Newport
to the Robert Fleming Wards of Kernville, with all biographical data
necessary to establish the Campbells in the minds of intelligent
readers as persons of indubitable eminence entitled to the most
distinguished consideration in every part of the world. Mrs. Campbell,
John had learned from “Distinguished American Women,” was a Mayflower
descendant, a Colonial Dame and a Daughter of the Revolution, besides
being a trustee of eighteen separate and distinct philanthropies, and
all these matters were impressively set forth. Mr. Campbell’s clubs in
town and country required ten lines for their recital. Any jubilation
over the coming of so much magnificence was neatly concealed under the
generalization that the horizon of Kernville was rapidly widening and
that there was bound to be more and more communication between New York
and Kernville. Mrs. Ward, the article concluded, had not yet decided
in just what manner she would entertain for the Campbells, but the
representative people of the city would undoubtedly have an opportunity
to meet her guests.

“The first gun is fired!” John whispered, thrusting the paper through
Helen’s bed-room door. “Read and ponder well!”

Mrs. Ward read the announcement aloud at the breakfast table as soberly
as though it were a new constitution for her favorite club.

“That Miss Givens who does the society news for the _Journal_ has more
sense than I gave her credit for,” she said. “There isn’t a word in
that piece that isn’t true. But that portrait of Ruth is a trifle too
large; you ought to have warned them about that! When Tetrazzini sang
here they didn’t print her picture half as big as that.”

“Well, mother, the _Journal_ simply begged for a photograph. People of
note don’t mind publicity. They simply eat it up!”

“Well, the article is really very nice,” said Mrs. Ward, “but I hope
they won’t say anything more until the Campbells arrive.”

John, aware that several columns more bearing upon the Campbell visit
were already in type in the _Journal_ office, was grateful to Helen for
changing the subject to a pertinent discussion of the proper shade of
wall paper for the guest-room.

On Tuesday the _Journal’s_ first page contained a news-article on
the crying need of enlarged railway facilities, adroitly written to
embody the hope of the transportation committee of the Chamber of
Commerce, that when Mr. Walter Scott Campbell of the board of directors
of the Transcontinental paid his expected visit to the city he would
take steps to change the reactionary policy of the road’s operating
department. The same article stated with apparent authority that Robert
Fleming Ward, the well-known attorney, whose guest Mr. Campbell would
be, had pledged himself to assist the mayor and the Chamber of Commerce
to the utmost in urging Kernville’s needs upon the great capitalist.

“See here, John, you’ve got to be careful about this Campbell
business!” Mr. Ward’s tone was severe. “I know without your telling me
you inspired that piece in this morning’s paper. Campbell never saw me
in his life and that article gives the impression that he and I are old
cronies. It’s going to cause us all a lot of embarrassment. It won’t
do!”

“Sorry if it bothers you, father; but there’s nothing untrue in that
article. You’ll be the only man in town who can get Campbell’s ear. If
he refuses to interest himself in a new freight house and that sort of
thing, that’s his affair.”

The stenographer knocked to announce Mr. Pickett.

“Say to him,” replied John, indifferently, “that we are in conference
but he can see us in just a moment.”

“Pickett!” exclaimed Ward, senior, as the door closed. “What on earth
brings him here!”

“The Campbells are coming,” replied John with a grin. “Pickett’s
president of the Water Power Company, and he wants to line us up to get
Campbell interested in making a new bond deal.”

“Humph! If that’s what he wants I like his nerve. We don’t even speak
when we meet.”

“You’ll be speaking now! Let’s go out and give him the glad hand of
brotherly greeting.”

A little diffident at first, Wesley T. Pickett warmed under the spell
of the Wards’ magnanimity.

“I’ve regretted very much our little differences----” he began.

“There’s no feeling on our side at all, Mr. Pickett,” John declared and
his father, a little dazed, murmured his acquiescence in this view of
the matter, and eyed with interest a formidable bundle of documents in
Pickett’s hands.

“Fact is,” remarked Pickett, with a sheepish grin as he re-crossed
his legs, “you were dead right on that matter of the pollution of the
river. Swiggert probably did the best he could with our defense but you
were right when you told me I’d save money and avoid arousing hostile
feeling in the community by pleading guilty.”

“It’s always disagreeable to be obliged to tell a man he hasn’t a good
case,” Ward announced.

“Well, I want you to know I respect you for your honesty. Swiggert
encouraged me to think he might get us off on some technical defect in
the statute, and it cost me a two thousand dollar fee to find he was
wrong.”

“The point he raised was an interesting one,” Ward remarked mildly,
“and he might have made it stick.”

“But he didn’t!” Pickett retorted a little savagely. “Now I got a
matter I want the God’s truth about, absolutely. It’s a row I’ve got
into with a few of my stockholders in the glass company. The fools got
the idea of freezing me out! It’s all in these papers, and I want you
to give it all the time it needs, but I want an opinion,--no more than
you can get on a letter sheet. Swiggert uses too many words and I’ve
got to have a yes or no.”

The thought of being frozen out caused Mr. Pickett to swell with
indignation. He turned from father to son in an unvoiced but eloquent
appeal to be saved from so monstrous and impious an assault upon his
dignity.

“Certainly, Mr. Pickett,” said the senior Ward, accepting the papers.
“We’ll be glad to take up the matter. It’s possible I may have to ask
some questions----”

“That will be all right, Ward! I don’t mind telling you I’m a good deal
worried about this thing. I’m at the Elks Club most every noon, and
if you’ll just ’phone when you’re ready to see me we can have lunch
together. Now, I guess a retainer’s the usual thing. What do you say to
a thousand or two?”

John with difficulty refrained from screaming that two would be much
more to the taste of the firm, but his father’s gentle and slightly
tremulous murmur that one thousand would be satisfactory stilled him.
The check written with a flourish, lay on the edge of Ward senior’s
desk while Pickett abused the enemies who were trying to wrest from him
the control of the glass company.

“I’m familiar with the general question you indicate,” said Ward,
senior; “I went into it a while back in a similar case for a client in
Newton county; we shall give it our best attention.”

“I got confidence in you!” blurted Pickett. “That’s why I brought the
job here.” He thrust a big cigar into his mouth and began feeling in
his pocket for a match which John instantly supplied.

“Notice by the paper,” remarked Pickett, “that Campbell of the
Transcontinental’s comin’ out. If you could arrange it, I’d like a
chance to talk to him about the Water Power bonds the Sutphen Trust’s
handled for us. I went to New York a couple of weeks ago to see
about refunding and I couldn’t get near anybody but the fourth vice
president. Wouldn’t want to bother you, but if I could just get a
chance at Campbell and show him the plant----”

“I’m sure that can be arranged very easily,” John answered quickly,
noting a look of apprehension on his father’s face. “It will be a
pleasure to arrange a meeting for you.”

“I’d particularly appreciate it,” said Pickett, shaking hands with both
of them; and John accompanied him to the head of the stairway, where
they shook hands again.

“You don’t think,” asked Ward, senior, looking up from Pickett’s
papers, which he had already spread out on his desk,--“you don’t really
think the Campbells had anything to do with this----”

“Not a thing, dad!” John replied gayly. “I’ll just call up Helen and
tell her to go ahead with the redecorating and other things necessary
to put our house in order for royalty!”

John had deposited Pickett’s check and was crossing the lobby of the
Kernville National when he met Jason V. Kirby leaving the officers’
corner.

“Hello, John!” exclaimed the brick manufacturer affably. “Haven’t seen
you round much of late. Funny I ran into you; just going up to see you.
You know Taylor’s my lawyer, but he’s in Chicago trying a long case,
and I got an abstract of title I’m in a hurry to have examined. Glad
if you or your father would pass on it. Farm I’m buying out in Decatur
township.”

“Certainly, Mr. Kirby; we can give it immediate attention,” John
replied as though it were a common occurrence for him to pick up
business in this fashion.

To Kirby’s suggestion that if he didn’t mind he might walk over to
the brick company’s office and get the abstract, John answered that
he didn’t mind in the least. The abstract was bulky, and John roughly
estimated that a report on it would be worth at least a hundred
dollars. Kirby explained that the land was needed for the extension of
the brick business and that he had taken a ten-day option to keep a
rival company from picking it up.

“Look here, John,” remarked Kirby carelessly, as John started off with
the abstract in his pocket, “I see that the Campbells are coming out to
visit your folks. Don’t let ’em overlook Kirby brick. We’re reachin’
right out for New York business.”

“Certainly, Mr. Kirby. Father has it in mind to take Mr. Campbell for
an inspection of all our industries, and I’ll give you the tip so you
can be all set to show off your plant.”

“Occurs to me Campbell might make a short speech to our workmen; just a
nice friendly jolly, you understand.”

“That will be perfectly simple, Mr. Kirby. Trust me to arrange it.”


V

When John and his father reached home, Helen fell upon her brother’s
neck.

“I’ve lost that wager! We’re invited!”

“Ah! The poison is at work, is it? Did it come special post, or did
their dusky Senegambian bear the cards hither upon a golden plate?”

“Neither! Mrs. Kirby and Jeannette called and left them personally. I
was making bread when they arrived but I had the presence of mind to
shed my apron on my way to the door to let them in. Mother was darning
socks but she came down and they stayed so long the bread burned to a
cinder.”

“A few loaves of bread are nothing--nothing!”

“But, John, dear, I think maybe----” began Mrs. Ward, uncertainly and
paused, noting that her husband was emptying a satchel of important
looking papers as though he expected to spend the evening at work. He
appeared more cheerful than she had seen him in years.

“Better let John have his way,” said Ward, senior. “The Campbells are
driving business into the office and we’re not going to turn it away.”

“It’s your ability that’s bringing the business; you’ve always been a
bigger man than Taylor or Swiggert!” declared Mrs. Ward, when the day’s
events had been explained to her.

“We’ll pretend that’s it anyhow,” Ward assented. “There’s a mighty
interesting question in that case of Pickett’s. You may be sure I’m
going to give it my best care.”

“I’m so proud of you, Robert!”

“Be proud of John,” he laughed; “the boy’s bound to make or ruin us in
these next few weeks.”

It was astonishing the number of ways in which the prospective visit
of the Campbells became a matter of deep concern to Kernville. Billy
Townley had entered with zest into John’s campaign, and Martin
Cowdery, the owner of the _Journal_ and the congressman from the
district, wired instructions from Washington to cut things loose on
the Campbell visit. Under the same potent inspiration the _Journal’s_
venerable editorial writer took a vacation from his regular business
of explaining and defending the proprietor’s failure to land a fish
hatchery for the old Sycamore district and celebrated the approach
of the Campbells under such captions as “The Dawn of a New Era,” and
“Stand up, Kernville.” He called loudly upon the mayor, who was not
of the _Journal’s_ politics, to clean the streets that their shameful
condition might not offend the eyes and the nostrils of the man of
millions who was soon to honor the city with his presence.

The _Sun_, not to be outdone, boldly declared that Campbell was coming
to Kernville as the representative of interests that were seeking an
eligible site for a monster steel casting plant, an imaginative flight
that precipitated a sudden call for a meeting of the Bigger Kernville
Committee of the Chamber of Commerce, and the expenditure of fifteen
dollars with war tax to wire a set of resolutions to Walter Scott
Campbell. A five-line dispatch in the press report announcing that
Walter Scott Campbell had given half a million toward the endowment of
a hospital in Honolulu was handled as a local item, quite as though
Kernville alone vibrated to Campbell’s generous philanthropies.

“Helen, we’ve got ’em going!” John chortled at the beginning of the
second week. “Three automobile agents have offered me the biggest
cars in their show rooms to carry the Campbells hither and yon. I’m
encouraging competition for the honor. The Chamber of Commerce wants
to give a banquet with speeches and everything for our old friend
Walter. Old man Shepherd climbed our stairs today, risking apoplexy at
every step, to ask as a special favor that the Chamber be granted this
high privilege.”

“Ned’s asked me to go to the Kirby party with him,” confessed Helen.
“The embargo seems to be off.”

“Ha!” cried John dramatically. “Mrs. Hovey called me up to request my
presence at dinner Wednesday night. Alice has a friend visiting her.
Alice with the hair so soft and so brown, as stated in the ballad, is
the dearest girl in the world next to you, sis; no snobbery about her;
but her mama! Ah, mama has seen a great light in the heavens!”

The population of Kernville was now divided into two classes, those
who would in all likelihood be permitted to meet the Campbells, and
those who could hardly hope for this coveted privilege. The _Journal_
followed a picture of the Campbells’ Newport villa, fortified with a
glowing description of its magnificence, with a counterfeit presentment
of the _White Gull_, which had almost the effect of anchoring the
Campbells’ seagoing yacht in the muddy Sycamore at the foot of Harrison
street.

“The yacht’s the biggest thing we’ve pulled yet,” John announced to
Helen, a few days after the craft’s outlines had been made familiar to
the _Journal’s_ constituency. “Since we sprung it our office has drawn
four good cases, not including the collection business of the Tilford
Casket Company, which ought to be good for a thousand bucks a year if
the death rate in the rich valley of the Sycamore doesn’t go down on
us.”

“It’s wonderful, John!” said Helen, in an awed tone. “Mrs. Montgomery
spent an hour with mother this afternoon talking of the good old times,
and how all us old families must stand together, and she insisted on
throwing a tea for Mrs. Campbell--just for our old friends--you know
how she talks! She’d no sooner rolled away than Mrs. Everett Crawford
invaded our home and interfered terribly with the paper hangers while
she begged to be allowed to give a dinner for the Campbells in the new
home they’ve built with boodle they’ve made canning our native fruits.”

“Splendid! There may be some business there before we get through with
it! Young Freddie Crawford is the gayest of our joy riders, and it
would be worth a big retainer to keep him out of the penal farm.”

A second stenographer had been established in the office of Ward &
Ward to care for the increased business when Cowdery left the halls
of Congress for a look at his fences, held conferences with John in
an upper room of the Kipperly House, sacred to political conspiracy,
and caused the _Journal_ forthwith to launch a boom for John Ward for
prosecuting attorney subject to the decision of the April primaries.

“Look here, little brother,” said Helen, coming in from a dance to
which Ned Shepherd had taken her, and finding John in the sitting room
at work on one of the new cases that had been bestowed upon Ward &
Ward, “we’ve got to put on brakes.”

“What’s troubling you, sis? Isn’t everybody treating you all right?”

“A queen couldn’t receive more consideration! But what’s worrying me
is how we’re ever going to satisfy these silly people. If all the
plutocrats in New York should come to visit us we couldn’t spread
them around in a way to please all our fellow townsmen. We’re
certainly in the lime light! People were buzzing me tonight about the
prosecutorship--say you’ll win in a walk. But tell me what you think
Cowdery’s going to expect from you in return. Does he want to shake the
Campbell cherry tree?”

John eyed her with philosophical resignation.

“Now that you’ve been enfranchised by the Nineteenth Amendment to the
Constitution of this more or less free republic, you must learn to view
matters with a mind of understanding. Cowdery hankers for a promotion
to the senate. If the accursed money interests of the nation are
persuaded that he is not a menace to the angels of Wall street they can
sow some seed over the rich soil of this noble commonwealth that will
be sure to bear fruit. There’s a lot of Eastern capital invested in the
state and a word carelessly spoken by the right persons, parties or
groups in tall buildings in New York and a substantial corruption fund
sent out from the same quarter will do much to help Cowdery through the
primary. In me, sweet child, Cowdery sees a young man of great promise,
who can hitch the powerful Campbell to his wagon.”

“And if you can’t do the hitching----?”

“Been giving thought to that, sis. Those resolutions the enterprising
Bigger Kernville Committee sent Campbell annoy me a great deal. We can
only hope that Walter has a sense of humor. The _Journal’s_ got a new
untouched photograph of him from somewhere and the boy looks cheerful.
He has a triple chin and there are lines around his eyes and mouth that
argue for a mirthful nature. The rest, dearest, is on the knees of the
gods!”


VI

It was in the third week of Mr. John Marshall Ward’s vigorous
campaign of education that Walter Scott Campbell, in his office in
New York, tossed the last of the letters he had been answering to his
stenographer and rang for his secretary.

A pale young man entered and waited respectfully for the magnate to
look up from the newspaper clippings he was scanning.

“Parker, where the deuce did you get this stuff?” Campbell asked.

“They came in our usual press clipping service. Your order covers the
better papers in the larger towns where you have interests. It’s not
often I find anything worth showing you.”

“Well, don’t let me miss anything like this!” replied Campbell with a
chuckle.

He unfolded a page that had been sent complete, being indeed the
society page of the Kernville _Morning Journal_ of the previous Sunday.
Campbell chuckled again, much to the relief of the pale secretary, who
feared he might have brought to his employer’s attention some news of
evil omen. Campbell continued to read, chuckling as he rapidly turned
over the cuttings.

“You look a little run down, Parker,” he remarked affably. “A change of
air would do you good. Give Miss Calderwood my calendar of appointments
and any data I may need in the next few days, and take the first train
for Kernville. Study this stuff carefully and find out what it’s
all about. There are some resolutions from the Kernville Chamber of
Commerce about a site for a steel casting plant. Curious about that!
Must have been a leak somewhere. We discussed possible locations in
that secret conference at Pittsburgh last week, but Kernville wasn’t
mentioned. But that town, with its water power, might possibly be
just right. Give it a looking over, but be very guarded in all your
inquiries. And learn all you can about these Wards, father and son.”

“Yes, Mr. Campbell,” and Parker glanced at his watch.

“Mrs. Ward is an old friend of Mrs. Campbell--you understand. There’s
an old attachment and an obligation, as I remember. Mrs. Ward was
exceedingly kind to Mrs. Campbell back in their school-days when my
wife was ill. She has never forgotten it.”

“My inquiries as to the Wards are to be made in a sympathetic spirit? I
understand, sir!”

“We are scheduled to stop at Kernville for a day on our way to
California--is that right?”

“Yes, Mr. Campbell. Your car is ordered attached to the
Transcontinental Limited leaving at five twenty-one on Tuesday,
February seventeen.”

“Take several days to this investigation. Learn what you can of these
people, the town itself and so on. All this whoop and hurrah out there
is unusual. Most amusing thing that’s turned up since they wanted me
to go out to some town in that neighborhood and preside at a barbecue.
What place was that?”

“Scottsburg, Indiana, during the campaign of 1916,” replied the
invaluable Parker.

“A great people, those of the Middle West,” remarked Mr. Campbell
reflectively. “As the phrase goes, you’ve got to hand it to them.
That’s all, Parker.”

Mr. Elwell Parker had frequently played the role of confidential
investigator for Walter Scott Campbell, and established the following
evening at the Kipperly House he began his labors with his usual
intelligence, thoroughness and discretion. Within twenty-four hours
there was little pertaining to the Wards, the social or business
conditions of Kernville that he did not know. Twenty-four hours more
sufficed for his complete enlightenment as to the thriving city’s
advantages as a manufacturing point, the value and possibilities of
its water power, and the financial and moral status of its leading
citizens. He thereupon wrote a report, condensed it with faculties
that had been trained in the ways of Walter Scott Campbell, and then
imparted it by telephone to the magnate.

The famous Campbell chuckle rewarded the secretary several times. The
idea that the son of his wife’s quondam schoolmate was shaking the
foundations of Kernville to bring the inhabitants to a realization of
the high condescension of the Walter Scott Campbells in visiting their
city with resulting benefits to the firm of Ward & Ward, tickled Walter
Scott enormously.

“Very good, Parker! Come back at your convenience. Subscribe for the
local papers in your name. We don’t want to overlook anything!”


VII

The Campbells’ visit was still ten days distant when John, rising in
the Sycamore Circuit Court to ask for an injunction against certain
persons who were removing gravel from the pits of a company that had
lately carried its business to Ward & Ward, was interrupted by the
bailiff who handed him a telegram.

“If your honor please----?” said John, bowing deferentially toward the
person of the court.

The judge nodded, not a little impressed as the young attorney tore
open the envelope and scanned the message, which read:

  Have recommended your firm to certain corporations in which I am
  interested to counsel them in legal and business matters affecting
  your city. Please feel no compulsion to accept their commissions if
  not wholly agreeable to you.
                                                      W. S. CAMPBELL.

John thrust the message carelessly into his trousers’ pocket,
straightened his shoulders and proceeded with a terse explanation of
the injury inflicted upon his client and the grounds upon which he
sought the immediate relief of a restraining order.

The order was granted and in the midst of a parley over the amount of
bond to be given by the petitioner the bailiff delivered into John’s
hands three more telegrams, one from the Sutphen Loan & Trust Company,
another from The Ironsides Steel Casting Company, another from the
general manager of the Transcontinental Lines west of Buffalo.

The message of the Sutphen Loan & Trust Company stated that it was
sending an engineer to examine the plant of the Sycamore Water
Power Company and would appreciate such confidential assistance as
Ward & Ward might give him as to the personnel of the corporation.
One of the vice-presidents of the steel casting company wished to
make an appointment with Ward & Ward at the earliest date possible,
letter of explanation to follow; matter strictly confidential. The
Transcontinental official would reach Kernville shortly to take up the
matter of certain improvements, and wished a conservative estimate of
the local needs uninfluenced by the Chamber of Commerce or owners
of property that might be needed in extensions. Matter confidential;
letter to follow; please wire answer.

Ward, senior, with law books overflowing upon the floor from his desk,
heard John’s report of his success in protecting the gravel pits, read
the telegrams, and asked hoarsely:

“Are we crazy, John, or has the whole world gone mad?”

“Nothing of the kind! We’ve been discovered; that’s all! Campbell’s
a man of discernment, and he’s spotted us as the solidest and most
trustworthy citizens and lawyers of the Sycamore valley. Though all
these messages are addressed to me, it’s the brains of the firm he’s
recommending and that’s you. I’m only the field man and business
getter.”

“You certainly get the business, son! Not counting anything we may
get out of those people Campbell’s sending us, we’ve got at least
twenty-five thousand dollars’ worth of business on the books right now!”

“Don’t look so scared, dad! We’re handling it all right. Within a
week I’ve turned down four divorce cases and a breach of promise
suit with love letters I’d rejoice to read to a farmer jury! Pick
and choose; that’s our motto! Where are the papers in Shipton versus
Hovey. I’m getting a settlement there that will save Hovey about ten
thousand bucks, and I want to tell him about it when I go up to see
Alice tonight. I’ll now wire our thanks to Campbell and date up these
people he’s sending to see us. Those wise guys that run the Chamber of
Commerce are going to be frantic when they find the hope of a bigger
Kernville lies right here in our office.”


VIII

“I never expected a simple tea would cause so much trouble!” exclaimed
Mrs. Ward at the dinner table five days before the day set for the
Campbell visit. “I’ve simply got to send out the cards tomorrow!”

“Let me see that list again,” said John. “It’s first rate as it stands.
You’ve put in all our new clients and that’s the main thing. But if
Mrs. Shepherd is to pour chocolate, you’ll have to affix Mrs. Hovey to
the tea pot to prevent hard feeling. I’ve got everything all set with
Townley to make a big spread of Helen’s engagement to Ned and mine to
Alice next Sunday.”

“Please don’t be too noisy about it,” pleaded Helen. “Since you began
boosting the family I’m ashamed to look at the papers.”

“Circulation of both sheets has gone up, sis. Everybody in the Sycamore
valley’s on tip-toe for news of the Wards and Campbells. Tomorrow the
_Journal_ will print exclusive information from our office that the
mighty Ironsides corporation is to build a plant here. The happy word
that the railroad yards are to be doubled and the shops enlarged will
come from headquarters, but father will be interviewed to make sure we
get the credit.”

“I think I understand everything,” said Helen gazing musingly at
the engagement ring of which she had been the happy possessor for
just twenty-four hours, “except how Mr. Campbell began sending those
important people to you and father. You might almost think it was a
joke of some kind.”

“The joke certainly isn’t on us! I’ve decided to turn down the
nomination for prosecutor. As things are going I’d be a fool to
sacrifice my private practice for a public job. The general counsel
of the Transcontinental’s feeling us out as to whether we’ll take the
local attorneyship of that rascally corporation. Canby Taylor’s had it
for twenty years, and it would be some triumph to add it to our string
of scalps.”

The invitation list, rigidly revised and cut to one hundred, was
finally acceptable to all the members of the family, and Helen and John
had begun to address the envelopes when this task was interrupted by
the delivery of a telegram.

“It’s for you, mother,” said Helen, taking the envelope from the capped
and aproned housemaid who had been installed in the household against
the coming of the Campbells.

Mrs. Ward adjusted her glasses and settled herself to read with the
resigned air of one inured to the idea that telegrams are solely a
medium for communicating bad news.

“What is it, mother? Somebody dead?” asked John without looking up from
the envelope he was addressing to The Hon. and Mrs. Addison Swiggert.

“Worse!” murmured Mrs. Ward, staring vacantly.

“Nothing can be worse!” ejaculated Helen, catching the bit of paper as
it fell fluttering to the floor. “The Campbells are not coming!” she
gasped.

“Not coming!” faltered Robert Fleming Ward, throwing down a brief he
was studying.

“Read it, for heaven’s sake!” commanded John.

Helen, with difficulty bringing her eyes to meet the dark tidings,
began to read:

  So sorry we are obliged to change our plans and cannot pay you the
  visit to which we had looked forward with so much pleasure----

“It’s horrible! It’s positively tragic,” sobbed Mrs. Ward, groping for
her handkerchief.

“Hurry on, Helen!” ordered John. “There’s a lot more of it.”

  Walter feels that he ought to attend a conference of Southern bankers
  unexpectedly called for February eighteen at Baltimore, and we are
  obliged to defer the California trip indefinitely. However, we are
  going down in the yacht and Walter has happily solved the whole
  problem by insisting that you all come to New York and make the
  cruise with us.

“Glory! glory hallelujah!” John shouted.

  The yacht is big enough to be comfortable for even a poor sailor like
  me, so we can have a cosy time together. We want your husband, son
  and daughter to come of course, and you will be our guests throughout
  the journey. The Manager of the Transcontinental will put his private
  car at your disposal. Do wire at once that you will come. With much
  love.
                                                          RUTH CAMPBELL.


“Can you beat it! _Can_ you beat it!” cried John.

“After all this talk--and the publicity and everything----” his mother
began plaintively.

“And all these people who’ve brought us business in the hope of meeting
the Campbells and getting favors from him!” his father added hopelessly.

“My dear parents!” cried John pleadingly, flinging up his arm with a
dramatic gesture he had found effective in commanding the attention of
juries,--“my _dear_ parents, nothing could be more fortunate! If the
Campbells had come we’d have been hard put to please all these people
who want the joy of shaking big money by the hand. The old boy very
shrewdly switched all these business matters to father and me to handle
so we’ve already got about everything Kernville needs, and we’ve done
it in a way that makes us the best advertised law firm in the state.”

“But the humiliation----” his mother began in a hoarse whisper.

“Humiliation nothing!” John caught her up. “Don’t you realize that an
announcement that the Campbells are sending a private car to haul us
down to their yacht will make the biggest hit of all! And you’re going,
mother--and you, Helen; and father’s got to go, too! You all deserve
it, and I’ll stay right here and bask in the warm radiance of your
grandeur while the _White Gull_ rides the waves.”

“You think, then, the change won’t ruin _everything_?” his mother asked
with a gulp.

“John’s perfectly right!” declared Helen. “The Campbell name has
already worked magic in our lives and through us done wonders for
Kernville. It will be glorious to sail in a yacht! They didn’t need
to ask us, and nothing could be friendlier or more cordial than that
telegram.”

“That’s true,” Mr. Ward assented. “But I can’t possibly leave right
now. There’s that Lindley coal case coming up for trial next week, and
John’s not familiar with it.”

“Yes, my dear father, but when you ask for a postponement on the
perfectly legitimate ground that Walter Scott Campbell wants you to go
yachting with him, that case will be set forward and you will acquire
much merit in the eyes of the court! You’ll need a couple of white
flannel suits and some rubber-soled shoes, but you can pick them up in
New York. Really this change of plans is the biggest thing of all.
Take this pad, mother, and write your acceptance, carefully expressing
my deep regret that owing to pressure of professional duties I am
unable to leave.”

       *       *       *       *       *

The announcement that Mr. and Mrs. Walter Scott Campbell had been
obliged to postpone their visit to Mr. and Mrs. Robert Fleming Ward
until spring, but that Mr. and Mrs. Ward and Miss Helen were to
cruise with them in the _White Gull_ did not fail of the impression
which John had predicted such a revelation would make upon his fellow
citizens. A yacht that would sail the winter seas was a challenge to
the imagination of home-keeping folk whose most daring adventure upon
the deep was an occasional cruise in an excursion steamer on the Great
Lakes.

Kernville was proud of the Wards, and so many citizens of both genders
expressed their affection with flowers that the car in which the trio
set out for New York looked like a bridal bower.

Ned Shepherd and Alice Hovey were at the station with John to see
them off and several hundred other citizens looked on with mingled
emotions of admiration and envy. The _Journal’s_ photographer caught
an excellent picture of Mrs. Ward and Helen, their arms full of roses,
standing on the rear platform as the train pulled out.

       *       *       *       *       *

“That boy of yours,” remarked Walter Scott Campbell, as he sat with
Robert Fleming Ward in the smoking room of the _White Gull_ as the
yacht felt her way cautiously up Chesapeake Bay,--“That boy must be
a good deal of a lad. Even at long range you can feel his energy and
enterprise.”

“He’s a good boy,” Ward agreed diffidently, “and full of ginger. I get
out of breath trying to keep up with him.”

Campbell chuckled. “Knows a chance when he sees it.” Another Campbell
chuckle. “I like youngsters of that type. He’s profited of course by
your own long experience in the law?”

“He’s as good a lawyer as I am now--more resourceful, and a better hand
in dealing with people.”

“That boy knows more than the law,” declared Campbell with another
chuckle. “He knows human nature!”

As their eyes met Ward’s face broke into a smile as he realized that
Campbell understood everything, and was not at all displeased at the
outrageous fashion in which John had used his name.

“You know of Gaspard & Collins, in New York?” asked the magnate. “They
do a good deal of my legal work. They’re looking for a young man,
westerner preferred, to go into the firm, and it just occurs to me that
your John would just suit them. I can understand how you would feel
about losing him, but it’s a good opportunity to get in touch with
important affairs. Talk it over with your wife, and if you think well
of the idea you can wire him tomorrow. It’s a fair night; let’s go on
deck and watch the lights.”




ARABELLA’S HOUSE PARTY


I

Farrington read the note three times, fished the discarded envelope out
of his wastepaper basket, scrutinized it thoroughly, and then addressed
himself again to the neat vertical script. What he read was this:

  If Mr. Farrington will appear at the Sorona Tea House, on Bayfield
  Road, near Corydon, at four o’clock today--Tuesday--the matter
  referred to in his reply to our advertisement may be discussed.
  We serve only one client at a time and our consultations are all
  strictly confidential.

The note was unsigned, and the paper, the taste and quality of which
were beyond criticism, bore no address. The envelope had not passed
through the post office, but had been thrust by a private messenger
into the R.F.D. box at Farrington’s gate.

Laurance Farrington had been established in the Berkshires for a
year, and his house in the hills back of Corydon, with the Housatonic
tumbling through his meadow, had been much described in newspapers
and literary journals as the ideal home for a bachelor author. He
had remodeled an old farmhouse to conform to his ideas of comfort,
and incidentally he maintained a riding horse, a touring car and a
runabout; and he had lately set up an Airedale kennel.

He was commonly spoken of as one of the most successful and prosperous
of American novelists. He not only satisfied the popular taste but he
was on cordial terms with the critics. He was thirty-one, and since
the publication of The Fate of Catherine Gaylord, in his twenty-fourth
year, he had produced five other novels and a score or more of short
stories of originality and power.

An enviable man was Laurance Farrington. When he went back to
college for commencement he shared attention with presidents and
ex-presidents; and governors of states were not cheered more lustily.
He was considered a very eligible young man and he had not lacked
opportunities to marry. His friends marveled that, with all his writing
of love and marriage, he had never, so far as any one knew, been in
love or anywhere near it.

As Farrington read his note in the quiet of his study on this
particular morning it was evident that his good fortune had not brought
him happiness. For the first time he was finding it difficult to write.
He had begun a novel that he believed would prove to be the best thing
he had done; but for three months he had been staring at blank paper.
The plot he had relied on proved, the moment he began to fit its parts
together, to be absurdly weak; and his characters had deteriorated
into feeble, spineless creatures over whom he had no control. It was
inconceivable that the mechanism of the imagination would suddenly
cease to work, or that the gift of expression would pass from him
without warning; and yet this had apparently happened.

Reading somewhere that Sir Walter Scott had found horseback riding
stimulating to the imagination, he galloped madly every afternoon,
only to return tired and idealess; and the invitations of his neighbors
to teas and dinners had been curtly refused or ignored. It was then
that he saw in a literary journal this advertisement:

  PLOTS SUPPLIED. Authors in need of assistance served with discretion.
  Address X Y Z, care of office, _The Quill_.

To put himself in a class of amateurs requiring help was absurd, but
the advertisement piqued his curiosity. Baker, the editor of The Quill,
wrote him just then to ask for an article on Tendencies in American
Fiction; and in declining this commission Farrington subjoined a
facetious inquiry as to the advertisement of X Y Z. In replying, Baker
said that copy for the ad had been left at the business office by a
stranger. A formal note accompanying it stated that a messenger would
call later for answers.

“Of course,” the editor added jocularly, “this is only another scheme
for extracting money from fledgling inkslingers--the struggling
geniuses of Peoria and Ypsilanti. You’re a lucky dog to be able to sit
on Olympus and look down at them.”

Farrington forced his unwilling pen to its task for another week,
hoping to compel the stubborn fountains to break loose with their old
abundance. His critical faculties were malevolently alert and keen, now
that his creative sense languished. He hated what he wrote and cursed
himself because he could do no better.

To add to his torture, the advertisement in The Quill recurred to
him persistently, until, in sheer frenzy, he framed a note to X Y
Z--an adroit feeler, which he hoped would save his face in case the
advertisement had not been put forth in good faith.

Plots--he wrote--were the best thing he did; and as X Y Z seemed to be
interested in the subject it might be amusing if not indeed profitable
for them to meet and confer. This was the cheapest bravado; he had not
had a decent idea of any sort for a year!

X Y Z was nothing if not prompt. The reply, naming the Sorona Tea
House as a rendezvous, could hardly have reached him sooner; and the
fact that it had been dipped into his mail box unofficially greatly
stimulated his interest.

The Sorona Tea House stood on a hilltop two miles from Farrington’s
home and a mile from Corydon, his post office and center of supplies.
It had been designed to lure motorists to the neighborhood in the hope
of interesting them in the purchase of property. It was off the main
thoroughfares and its prosperity had been meager; in fact, he vaguely
remembered that some one had told him the Sorona was closed. But this
was not important; if closed it would lend itself all the better to the
purposes of the conference.

He lighted his pipe and tramped over his fields with his favorite
Airedale until luncheon. It was good to be out-doors; good to be
anywhere, in fact, but nailed to a desk. The brisk October air, coupled
with the prospect of finding a solution of his problems before the day
ended, brought him to a better mood, and he sat down to his luncheon
with a good appetite.

When three o’clock arrived he had experienced a sharp reaction. He was
sure he was making a mistake; he was tempted to pack a suitcase and go
for a weekend with some friends on Long Island who had been teasing him
for a visit; but this would not be a decent way to treat X Y Z, who
might be making a long journey to reach the tea house.

The question of X Y Z’s sex now became obtrusive. Was the plot
specialist man or woman? The handwriting in the note seemed feminine
and yet it might have been penned by a secretary. The use of _our_
and _we_ rather pointed to more than one person. Very likely this
person who offered plots in so businesslike a fashion was a spectacled
professor who had gone through all existing fiction, analyzing devices
and making new combinations, and would prove an intolerable bore--a
crank probably; possibly an old maid who had spent her life reading
novels and was amusing herself in her old age by furnishing novelists
with ideas. He smoked and pondered. He was persuaded that he had made
an ass of himself in answering the advertisement and the sooner he was
through with the business the better.

He allowed himself an hour to walk to the Sorona, and set off rapidly.
He followed the road to the hilltop and found the tea house undeniably
there.

The place certainly had a forsaken look. The veranda was littered with
leaves, the doors and windows were closed, and no one was in sight.
Depression settled on him as he noted the chairs and tables piled
high in readiness for storing for the winter. He passed round to the
western side of the house, and his heart gave a thump as he beheld a
table drawn close to the veranda rail and set with a braver showing
of napery, crystal and silver than he recalled from his few visits to
the house in midsummer. A spirit lamp was just bringing the kettle to
the boiling point: it puffed steam furiously. There were plates of
sandwiches and cakes, cream and sugar, and cups--two cups!

“Good afternoon, Mr. Farrington! If you’re quite ready let’s sit down.”

He started, turned round and snatched off his hat.

A girl had appeared out of nowhere. She greeted him with a quick nod,
as though she had known him always--as though theirs was the most usual
and conventional of meetings. Then she walked to the table and surveyed
it musingly.

“Oh, don’t trouble,” she said as he sprang forward to draw out her
chair. “Let us be quite informal; and, besides, this is a business
conference.”

Nineteen, he guessed--twenty, perhaps; not a day more. She wore, well
back from her face, with its brim turned up boyishly, an unadorned
black velvet hat. Her hair was brown, and wisps of it had tumbled down
about her ears; and her eyes--they, too, were brown--a golden brown
which he had bestowed on his favorite heroine. They were meditative
eyes--just such eyes as he might have expected to find in a girl who
set up as a plot specialist. There was a dimple in her right cheek.
When he had dimpled a girl in a story he bestowed dimples in pairs. Now
he saw the superiority of the single dimple, which keeps the interested
student’s heart dancing as he waits for its appearance. Altogether she
was a wholesome and satisfying young person, who sent scampering all
his preconceived ideas of X Y Z.

“I’m so glad you were prompt! I always hate waiting for people,” she
said.

“I should always have hated myself if I had been late,” he replied.

“A neat and courteous retort! You see the tea house is closed. That’s
why I chose it. Rather more fun anyhow, bringing your own things.”

They were very nice things. He wondered how she had got them there.

“I hope,” he remarked leadingly, “you didn’t have to bring them far!”

She laughed merrily at his confusion as he realized that this was
equivalent to asking her where she lived.

“Let’s assume that the fairies set the table. Do you take yours strong?”

He delayed answering that she might poise the spoonful of tea over the
pot as long as possible. Hers was an unusual hand; in his tales he had
tried often to describe that particular hand without ever quite hitting
it. He liked its brownness--tennis probably; possibly she did golf too.
Whatever sports she affected, he was quite sure that she did them well.

“I knew you would like tea, for the people in your novels drink such
quarts; and that was a bully short story of yours, The Lost Tea
Basket--killingly funny--the real Farrington cleverness!”

He blinked, knowing how dead the real Farrington cleverness had become.
Her manner was that of any well-brought-up girl at a tea table, and her
attitude toward him continued to be that of an old acquaintance. She
took him as a matter of course; and though this was pleasant, it shut
the door on the thousand and one questions he wished to ask her.

Just now she was urging him to try the sandwiches; she had made them
herself, she averred, and he need not be afraid of them.

“Perhaps,” he suggested with an accession of courage, “you won’t mind
telling me your name.”

“It was nice of you to come,” she remarked dreamily, ignoring his
question, “without asking for credentials. I’ll be perfectly frank and
tell you that I couldn’t give you references if you asked for them;
you’re my first client! I almost said patient!” she added laughingly.

“If you had said patient you would have made no mistake! I’ve been out
of sorts--my wits not working for months.”

“I thought your last book sounded a little tired,” she replied. “There
were internal evidences of weariness. You rather worked the long arm
of coincidence overtime, for example--none of your earlier bounce and
zest. Even your last short story didn’t quite get over--a little too
self-conscious probably; and the heroine must have identified the hero
the first time she saw him in his canoe.”

She not only stated her criticisms frankly but she uttered them with
assurance, as though she had every right to pass judgment on his
performances. This was the least bit irritating. He was slightly
annoyed--as annoyed as any man of decent manners dare be at the
prettiest girl who has ever brightened his horizon. But this passed
quickly.

Not only was she a pretty girl but he became conscious of little graces
and gestures, and of a charming direct gaze, that fascinated him. And,
for all her youth, she was very wise; he was confident of that.

“I must tell you that though I had dozens of letters, yours was the
only one that appealed to me. A majority of them were frivolous, and
some were from writers whose work I dislike. I had a feeling that
if they were played out they never would be missed. But you were
different; you are Farrington, and to have you fail would be a calamity
to American literature.”

He murmured his thanks. Her sympathetic tone was grateful to his
bruised spirit. He had gone too far now to laugh away his appeal to
her. And as the moments passed his reliance on her grew.

They talked of the weather, the hills and the autumn foliage, while he
speculated as to her identity.

“Of course you know the Berkshires well, Miss----”

“A man who can’t play a better approach than that certainly needs
help!” she laughed.

He flushed and stammered.

“Of course I might have asked you directly if you lived in the Hills.
But let us be reasonable. I’m at least entitled to your name; without
that----”

“Without it you will be just as happy!”

“Oh, but you don’t mean that you won’t----”

“That’s exactly what I mean!” She smiled, her elbows on the table, the
slim brown fingers interlaced under her firm rounded chin.

“That isn’t fair. You know me; and yet I’m utterly in the dark as to
you----”

“Oh, names are not of the slightest importance. Of course X Y Z is
rather awkward. Let’s find another name--something you can call me by
as a matter of convenience if, indeed, we meet again.”

She bit into a macaroon dreamily while this took effect.

“Not meet again!” he exclaimed.

“Oh, of course it’s possible we may not. We haven’t discussed our
business yet; but when we reach it you may not care for another
interview.”

“On a strictly social basis I can’t imagine myself never seeing you
again. As for my business, let it go hang!”

She lifted a finger with a mockery of warning.

“No business, no more tea; no more anything! You would hardly call
the doctor or the lawyer merely to talk about the scenery. And by the
same token you can hardly take the time of a person in my occupation
without paying for it.”

“But, Miss----”

“There you go again! Well, if you must have a name, call me Arabella!
And never mind about ‘Miss-ing’ me.”

“You’re the first Arabella I’ve ever known!” he exclaimed fervidly.

“Then be sure I’m the last!” she returned mockingly; then she laughed
gayly. “Oh, rubbish! Let’s be sensible. I have a feeling that the girls
in your stories are painfully stiff, and they’re a little too much
alike. They’re always just coming down from Newport or Bar Harbor, and
we are introduced to them as they enter their marble palaces on Fifth
Avenue and ring for Walters to serve tea at once. You ought to cut out
those stately, impossible queens and go in for human interest. I’ll
be really brutal and say that I’m tired of having your heroine pale
slightly as her lover--the one she sent to bring her an orchid known
only to a cannibal tribe of the upper Amazon--appears suddenly at the
door of her box at the Metropolitan, just as Wolfram strikes up his
eulogy of love in Tannhauser. If one of the cannibals in his war dress
should appear at the box door carrying the lover’s head in a wicker
basket, that would be interesting; but for Mister Lover to come wearing
the orchid in his button-hole is commonplace. Do you follow me?”

She saw that he flinched. No one had ever said such things to his face
before.

“Oh, I know the critics praise you for your wonderful portrait gallery
of women, but your girls don’t strike me as being real spontaneous
American girls. Do you forgive me?”

He would have forgiven her if she had told him she had poisoned his tea
and that he would be a dead man in five minutes.

“Perhaps,” he remarked boldly, “the fact that I never saw you until
today will explain my failures!”

“A little obvious!” she commented serenely. “But we’ll overlook it this
time. You may smoke if you like.”

She lighted a match for him and held it to the tip of his cigarette.
This brought him closer to the brown eyes for an intoxicating instant.
Brief as that moment was, he had detected on each side of her nose
little patches of freckles that were wholly invisible across the table.
He was ashamed to have seen them, but the knowledge of their presence
made his heart go pitapat. His heart had always performed its physical
functions with the utmost regularity, but as a center of emotions he
did not know it at all. He must have a care. Arabella folded her hands
on the edge of the table.

“The question before us now is whether you wish to advise with me as
to plots. Before you answer you will have to determine whether you can
trust me. It would be foolish for us to proceed if you don’t think I
can help you. On the other hand, I can’t undertake a commission unless
you intrust your case to me fully. And it wouldn’t be fair for you
to allow me to proceed unless you mean to go through to the end. My
system is my own; I can’t afford to divulge it unless you’re willing to
confide in me.”

She turned her gaze upon the gold and scarlet foliage of the slope
below, to leave him free to consider. He was surprised that he
hesitated. As an excuse for tea-table frivolity this meeting was
well enough; as a business proposition it was ridiculous. But this
unaccountable Arabella appealed strongly to his imagination. If he
allowed her to escape, if he told her he had answered the advertisement
of X Y Z merely in jest, she was quite capable of telling him good-by
and slipping away into the nowhere out of which she had come. No--he
would not risk losing her; he would multiply opportunities for
conferences that he might prolong the delight of seeing her.

“I have every confidence,” he said in a moment, “that you can help me.
I can tell you in a word the whole of my trouble.”

“Very well, if you are quite sure of it,” she replied.

“The plain truth about me is,” he said earnestly--and the fear he had
known for days showed now in his eyes----“the fact about me is that
I’m a dead one! I’ve lost my stroke. To be concrete, I’ve broken down
in the third chapter of a book I promised to deliver in January, and I
can’t drag it a line further!”

“It’s as clear as daylight that you’re in a blue funk,” she remarked.
“You’re scared to death. And that will never do! You’ve got to brace up
and cheer up! And the first thing I would suggest is----”

“Yes, yes!” he whispered eagerly.

“Burn those three chapters and every note you’ve made for the book.”

“I’ve already burned them forty times!” he replied ruefully.

“Burn them again. Then in a week, say, if you follow my advice
explicitly, it’s quite likely you’ll find a new story calling you.”

“Just waiting won’t do it! I’ve tried that.”

“But not under my care,” she reminded him with one of her enthralling
smiles. “An eminent writer has declared that there are only nine basic
plots known to fiction; the rest are all variations. Let it be our
affair to find a new one--something that has never been tried before!”

“If you could do that you’d save my reputation. You’d pull me back from
the yawning pit of failure!”

“Cease firing! You’ve been making hard work of what ought to be the
grandest fun in the world. The Quill had a picture of you planted
beside a beautiful mahogany desk, waiting to be inspired. There’s not
much in this inspiration business. You’ve got to choose some real
people, mix them up and let them go to it!”

“But,” Farrington frowned, “how are you ever going to get them
together? You can’t pick out the interesting people you meet in the
street and ask them to work up a plot for you.”

“No,” she asserted, “you don’t ask them; you just make them do it.
You see”--taking up a cube of sugar and touching it to the tip of her
tongue--“every living man and woman, old or young, is bitten with the
idea that he or she is made for adventure.”

“Rocking-chair heroes,” he retorted, “who’d cry if they got their feet
wet going home from church!”

“The tamer they are, the more they pine to hear the silver trumpet of
romance under their windows,” she replied, her eyes dancing.

He was growing deeply interested. She was no ordinary person, this girl.

“I see one obstacle,” he replied dubiously. “Would you mind telling me
just how you’re going to effect these combinations--assemble the parts,
so to speak; or, in your more poetical manner, make the characters
harken to the silver horn?”

“That,” she replied readily, “is the easiest part of all! You’ve
already lost so much time that this is an emergency case and we’ll call
them by telegraph!”

“You don’t mean that--not really!”

“Just that! We’ll have to decide what combination would be the most
amusing. We should want to bring together the most utterly impossible
people--people who’d just naturally hate each other if they were left
in the same room. In that way you’d quicken the action.”

He laughed aloud at the possibilities; but she went on blithely:

“We ought to have a person of national distinction--a statesman
preferred; some one who figures a lot in the newspapers. Let’s begin,”
she suggested, “with the person in all the United States who has the
least sense of humor.”

“The competition would be keen for that honor,” said Farrington, “but I
suggest the Honorable Tracy B. Banning, the solemnest of all the United
States senators--Idaho or Rhode Island--I forget where he hails from.
It doesn’t matter.”

“I hoped you’d think of him,” she exclaimed, striking her hands
together delightedly.

“He owns a house--huge, ugly thing--on the other side of Corydon.”

“Um! I think I’ve heard of it,” she replied indifferently.

She drew from her sweater pocket and spread on the table these
articles: a tiny vanity box, a silver-backed memorandum book, two
caramels and the stub of a lead-pencil. There was a monogram on the
vanity box, and remembering this she returned it quickly to her
pocket. He watched her write the Senator’s name in her book, in the
same vertical hand in which the note making the appointment had been
written. She lifted her head, narrowing her eyes with the stress of
thought.

“If a man has a wife we ought to include her, perhaps.”

Farrington threw back his head and laughed.

“Seems to me his wife’s divorcing him--or the other way round. The
press has been featuring them lately.”

“Representative of regrettable tendency in American life,” she
murmured. “They go down as Mr. and Mrs.”

“Now it’s your turn,” he said.

“Suppose we put in a gay and cheerful character now to offset the
Senator. I was reading the other day about the eccentric Miss Sallie
Collingwood, of Portland, Maine; she’s rich enough to own a fleet of
yachts, but she cruises up and down the coast in a disreputable old
schooner--has a mariner’s license and smokes a pipe. Is she selected?”

“I can’t believe there’s anybody so worth while on earth!”

“That’s your trouble!” she exclaimed, as she wrote the name. “Your
characters never use the wrong fork for the fish course; they’re all
perfectly proper and stupid. Now it’s your turn.”

“It seems to me,” he suggested, “that you ought to name all the
others. As I think of it, I really don’t know any interesting people.
You’re right about the tameness of my characters, and my notebooks are
absolutely blank.”

She merely nodded.

“Very well; I suppose it’s only fair for me to supply the rest of the
eggs for the omelet. Let me see; there’s been a good deal in the papers
about Birdie Coningsby, the son of the copper king, one of the richest
young men in America. I’ve heard that he has red hair, and that will
brighten the color scheme.”

“Excellent!” murmured Farrington. “He was arrested last week for
running over a traffic cop in New Jersey. I judge that the adventurous
life appeals to him.”

“I suppose our Senator represents the state; the church also should be
represented. Why not a clergyman of some sort? A bishop rather appeals
to me; why not that Bishop of Tuscarora who’s been warning New York
against its sinful ways?”

“All right. He’s at least a man of courage; let’s give him a chance.”

“A detective always helps,” Arabella observed meditatively.

“Then by all means put in Gadsby! I’m tired of reading of his exploits.
I think he’s the most conceited ass now before the public.”

“Gadsby is enrolled!”

She held up the memorandum for his inspection.

“That’s about enough to start things,” she remarked. “It’s a mistake
to have too many characters in a novel. Of course others may be drawn
in--we can count on that.”

“But the heroine--a girl that realizes America’s finest and best----”

“I think she should be the unknown quantity--left up in the air. But if
you don’t agree with that----”

“I was thinking,” he said, meeting her eyes, “that possibly you----”

One of her most charming smiles rewarded this.

“As the chief plotter, I must stand on the sidelines and keep out of
it. But if you think----”

“I think,” he declared, “that the plot would be a failure if you
weren’t in it--very much in it.”

“Oh, we must pass that. But there might be a girl of some sort. What
would you think of Zaliska?”

“The dancer! To offset the bishop!”

The mirth in her eyes kindled a quick response in his. She laughingly
jotted down the name of the Servian dancer who had lately kicked her
way into fame on Broadway.

“But do you think,” he interposed, “that the call of the silver horn is
likely to appeal to her? She’d need a jazz band!”

“Oh, variety is the spice of adventure! We’ll give her a chance,”
she answered. “I think we have done well. One name more needs to be
inscribed--that of Laurance Farrington.”

She lifted her hand quickly as he demurred.

“You need experiences--adventures--to tone up your imagination. Perhaps
Zaliska will be your fate; but there’s always the unknown quantity.”

They debated this at length. He insisted that he would be able to
contribute nothing to the affair; that it was his lack of ideas which
had caused him to appeal to her for help, and that it would be best for
him to act the role of interested spectator.

“I’m sorry, but your objections don’t impress me, Mr. Farrington.
If you’re not in the game you won’t be able to watch it in all its
details. So down you go!”

For a moment she pondered, with a wrinkling of her pretty brows, the
memorandum before her; then she closed the book and dropped it into her
sweater pocket. He was immensely interested in her next step, wondering
whether she really meant to bring together the widely scattered and
unrelated people she had selected for parts in the drama that was to be
enacted for his benefit.

She rose so quickly that he was startled, gave a boyish tug at her
hat--there was something rather boyish about her in spite of her
girlishness--and said with an air of determination:

“How would Thursday strike you for the first rehearsal? Very well,
then. There may be some difficulty in reaching all of them by
telegraph; but that’s my trouble. Just where to hold the meeting
is a delicate question. We should have”--she bent her head for an
instant--“an empty house with large grounds; somewhere in these hills
there must be such a place. You know the country better than I.
Maybe----”

“To give a house party without the owner’s knowledge or consent is
going pretty far; there might be legal complications,” he suggested
seriously.

“Timidity doesn’t go in the adventurous life. And besides,” she added
calmly, “that matter doesn’t concern us in the least. If they all
get arrested it’s so much the better for the plot. We can’t hope for
anything as grand as that!”

“But how about you! What if you should be discovered and go to jail!
Imagine my feelings!”

“Oh, you’re not to worry about me. That’s my professional risk.”

“Then, as to the place, what objection is there to choosing Senator
Banning’s house? He’s in the cast anyhow. His place, I believe, hasn’t
been occupied for a couple of years. The gates were nailed up the last
time I passed there.”

She laughed at this suggestion rather more merrily than she had laughed
before.

“That’s a capital idea! Particularly as we’ve chosen him for his lack
of humor!”

“If he has any fun in him he’ll have a chance to show it,” said
Farrington, “when he finds his house filled with people he never saw
before.”

Questions of taste as to this procedure, hanging hazily at the back
of his consciousness, were dispelled by Arabella’s mirthful attitude
toward the plan. He could hardly tell this joyous young person that it
would be transcending the bounds of girlish naughtiness to telegraph a
lot of people she didn’t know to meet at the house of a gentleman who
enjoyed national fame for his lack of humor. Arabella would only laugh
at him. The delight that danced in her eyes was infectious and the
spirit of adventure possessed him. He was impatient for the outcome:
still, would she--dared she--do it?

She had drawn on a pair of tan gloves and struck her hands together
lightly.

“This has been the nicest of little parties! I thank you--the first of
my clients! But I must skip!”

He had been dreading the moment when she might take it into her head to
skip. They had lingered long and the sun had dropped like a golden ball
beyond the woodland.

“But you will let me help with the tea things?” he cried eagerly. “I
can telephone from the crossroads for my machine.”

She ignored his offer. A dreamy look came into her eyes.

“I wonder,” she said with the air of a child proposing a new game,
“whether anyone’s ever written a story about a person--man or girl--who
undertakes to find some one; who seeks and seeks until it’s a puzzling
and endless quest--and then finds that the quarry is himself--or
herself! Do you care for that? Think it over. I throw that in merely as
a sample. We can do a lot better than that.”

“Oh, you must put it in the bill!”

“Now,” she said, “please, when you leave, don’t look back; and don’t
try to find me! In this business who seeks shall never find. We
place everything on the knees of the gods. Thursday evening, at Mr.
Banning’s, at eight o’clock. Please be prompt.”

Then she lifted her arms toward the sky and cried out happily:

“There, sir, is the silver trumpet of romance! I make you a present of
it.”

He raised his eyes to the faint outline of the new moon that shone
clearly through the tremulous dusk.

As he looked she placed her hands on the veranda railing and vaulted
over it so lightly that he did not know she had gone until he heard her
laughing as she sprang away and darted through the shrubbery below.

From the instant Arabella disappeared Farrington tortured himself
with doubts. One hour he believed in her implicitly; the next he was
confident that she had been playing with him and that he would never
see her again.

He rose early Wednesday morning and set out in his runabout--a swift
scouring machine--and covered a large part of Western Massachusetts
before nightfall. Somewhere, he hoped, he might see her--this amazing
Arabella, who had handed him the moon and run away! He visited the tea
house; but every vestige of their conference had been removed. He was
even unable to identify the particular table and chairs they had used.
He drove to the Banning place, looked at the padlocked gates and the
heavily shuttered windows, and hurried on, torn again by doubts. He
cruised slowly through villages and past country clubs where girls
adorned the landscape, hoping for a glimpse of her. It was the darkest
day of his life, and when he crawled into bed at midnight he was
seriously questioning his own sanity.

A storm fell on the hills in the night and the fateful day dawned cold
and wet. He heard the rain on his windows gratefully. If the girl had
merely been making sport of him he wanted the weather to do its worst.
He cared nothing for his reputation now; the writing of novels was a
puerile business, better left to women anyhow. The receipt of three
letters from editors asking for serial rights to his next book enraged
him. Idiots, not to know that he was out of the running forever!

He dined early, fortified himself against the persistent downpour
by donning a corduroy suit and a heavy mackintosh, and set off for
the Banning place at seven o’clock. Once on his way he was beset by
a fear that he might arrive too early. As he was to be a spectator
of the effects of the gathering, it would be well not to be first on
the scene. As he passed through Corydon his engine changed its tune
ominously and he stopped at a garage to have it tinkered. This required
half an hour, but gave him an excuse for relieving his nervousness by
finishing the run at high speed.

A big touring car crowded close to him, and in response to fierce
honkings he made way for it. His headlights struck the muddy stern
of the flying car and hope rose in him. This was possibly one of the
adventurers hastening into the hills in response to Arabella’s summons.
A moment later a racing car, running like an express train, shot by
and his lamps played on the back of the driver huddled over his wheel.

When he neared the Banning grounds Farrington stopped his car,
extinguished the lights and drove it in close to the fence.

It was nearly eight-thirty and the danger of being first had now
passed. As he tramped along the muddy road he heard, somewhere ahead,
another car, evidently seeking an entrance. Some earlier arrival had
opened the gates, and as he passed in and followed the curving road he
saw that the house was brilliantly lighted.

As he reached the steps that led up to the broad main entrance he
became panic-stricken at the thought of entering a house the owner of
which he did not know from Adam, on an errand that he felt himself
incapable of explaining satisfactorily. He turned back and was moving
toward the gates when the short, burly figure of a man loomed before
him and heavy hands fell on his shoulders.

“I beg your pardon!” said Farrington breathlessly. An electric lamp
flashed in his face, mud-splashed from his drive, and his captor
demanded his business. “I was just passing,” he faltered, “and I
thought perhaps----”

“Well, if you thought perhaps, you can just come up to the house and
let us have a look at you,” said the stranger gruffly.

With a frantic effort Farrington wrenched himself free; but as he
started to run he was caught by the collar of his raincoat and jerked
back.

“None of that now! You climb right up to the house with me. You try
bolting again and I’ll plug you.”

To risk a bullet in the back was not to be considered in any view of
the matter, and Farrington set off with as much dignity as he could
assume, his collar tightly gripped by his captor.

As they crossed the veranda the front door was thrown open and a man
appeared at the threshold. Behind him hovered two other persons.

“Well, Gadsby, what have you found?”

“I think,” said Farrington’s captor with elation, “that we’ve got the
man we’re looking for!”

Farrington was thrust roughly through the door and into a broad,
brilliantly lighted hall.


II

Senator Banning was one of the most generously photographed of American
statesmen, and the bewildered and chagrined Farrington was relieved to
find his wits equal to identifying him from his newspaper pictures.

“Place your prisoner by the fireplace, where we can have a good look at
him,” the Senator ordered. “And, if you please, Gadsby, I will question
him myself.”

Rudely planted on the hearth, Farrington stared about him. Two of the
persons on Arabella’s list had answered the summons at any rate. His
eyes ran over the others. A short, stout woman, wearing mannish clothes
and an air of authority, advanced and scrutinized him closely.

“A very harmless person, I should say,” she commented; and, having thus
expressed herself sonorously, she sat down in the largest chair in the
room.

The proceedings were arrested by a loud chugging and honking on the
driveway.

Farrington forgot his own troubles now in the lively dialogue that
followed the appearance on the scene of a handsome middle-aged woman,
whose face betrayed surprise as she swept the room with a lorgnette for
an instant, and then, beholding Banning, showed the keenest displeasure.

“I’d like to know,” she demanded, “the precise meaning of this! If it’s
a trick--a scheme to compromise me--I’d have you know, Tracy Banning,
that my opinion of you has not changed since I bade you farewell in
Washington last April.”

“Before we proceed farther,” retorted Senator Banning testily, “I
should like to ask just how you came to arrive here at this hour!”

She produced a telegram from her purse. “Do you deny that you sent that
message, addressed to the Gassaway House at Putnam Springs? Do you
suppose,” she demanded as the Senator put on his glasses to read the
message, “that I’d have made this journey just to see you?”

“Arabella suffering from nervous breakdown; meet me at Corydon house
Thursday evening,” read the Senator.

“Arabella ill!” exclaimed the indomitable stout lady. “She must have
been seized very suddenly!”

“I haven’t seen Arabella and I never sent you this telegram,” declared
the Senator. “I was brought here myself by a fraudulent message.” He
drew a telegram from his pocket and read impressively:

  Arabella has eloped. Am in pursuit. Meet me at your house in Corydon
  Thursday evening.
                                                   SALLIE COLLINGWOOD.

The stout lady’s vigorous repudiation of this telegram consumed much
time, but did not wholly appease the Senator. He irritably waved her
aside, remarking sarcastically:

“It seems to me, Sallie Collingwood, that your presence here requires
some explanation. I agreed to give you the custody of Arabella while
Frances and I were settling our difficulties, because I thought you had
wits enough to take care of her. Now you appear to have relinquished
your charge, and without giving me any notice whatever. I had supposed,
even if you are my wife’s sister, that you would let no harm come to my
daughter.”

“I’ll trouble you, Tracy Banning, to be careful how you speak to me!”
Miss Collingwood replied. “Poor Arabella was crushed by your outrageous
behavior, and if any harm has come to her it’s your fault. She remained
with me on the _Dashing Rover_ for two weeks; and last Saturday, when
I anchored in Boston Harbor to file proceedings against the captain of
a passenger boat who had foully tried to run me down off Cape Ann, she
ran away. Last night a telegram from her reached me at Beverly saying
you were effecting a reconciliation and asking me to be here tonight
to join in a family jollification. Meantime I had wired to the Gadsby
Detective Agency to search for Arabella and asked them to send a man
here.”

“Reconciliation,” exploded the lady with the lorgnette, “has never been
considered! And if I’ve been brought here merely to be told that you
have allowed Arabella to walk off your silly schooner into the Atlantic
Ocean----”

“You may as well calm yourself, Frances. There’s no reason for
believing that either Tracy or I had a thing to do with this outrage.”

“Well, Bishop Giddings is with me; he, too, has been lured here by
some one. We met on the train quite by chance and I shall rely on his
protection.”

A black-bearded gentleman, who had followed Mrs. Banning into the hall
and quietly peeled off a raincoat, was now disclosed in the garb of a
clergyman--the Bishop of Tuscarora, Farrington assumed. He viewed the
company quizzically, remarking:

“Well, we all seem to be having a good time!”

“A great outrage has been perpetrated on us,” trumpeted the Senator.
“I’m amazed to see you here, Bishop. Some lawless person has opened
this house and telegraphed these people to come here. When I found
Gadsby on the premises I sent him out to search the grounds; and I
strongly suspect”--he deliberated and eyed Farrington savagely--“that
the culprit has been apprehended.”

A young man with fiery red hair, who had been nervously smoking a
cigarette in the background, now made himself audible in a high piping
voice:

“It’s a sell of some kind, of course. And a jolly good one!”

This provoked an outburst of wrath from the whole company with the
exception of Farrington, who leaned heavily on the mantel in a state of
helpless bewilderment. These people seemed to be acquainted; not only
were they acquainted but they appeared to be bitterly hostile to one
another.

Mrs. Banning had wheeled on the red-haired young man, whom Farrington
checked off Arabella’s list as Birdie Coningsby, and was saying
imperiously:

“Your presence adds nothing to my pleasure. If anything could increase
the shame of my summons here you most adequately supply it.”

“I’m sorry, Mrs. Banning,” he pleaded; “but it’s really not my fault.
When Senator Banning telegraphed asking me to arrive here tonight for
a weekend I assumed that it meant that Arabella----”

“Before we go further, Tracy Banning,” interrupted the Senator’s wife,
“I want to be sure that your intimacy with this young scamp has ceased
and that this is not one of your contemptible tricks to persuade me
that he is a suitable man for my child to marry. After all the scandal
we suffered on account of that landgrab you were mixed up in with old
man Coningsby, I should think you’d stop trying to marry his son to my
poor, dear Arabella!”

The Bishop of Tuscarora planted a chair behind Mrs. Banning just in
time to save her from falling to the floor.

“Somebody has played a trick on all of us,” said the detective. “My
message was sent to my New York office and said that the Senator wished
to see me here on urgent business. I got that message an hour after
Miss Collingwood’s and I have six men looking for the lost girl.”

They compared notes with the result that each telegram was found
to have been sent from a different railroad station between Great
Barrington and Pittsfield. While this was in progress Farrington felt
quite out of it and planned flight at the earliest moment. He pricked
up his ears, however, as, with a loud laugh, the Bishop drew out his
message and read it with oratorical effect:

  Adventure waits! Hark to the silver bugle! Meet me at Tracy Banning’s
  on Corydon Road via Great Barrington at eight o’clock Thursday
  evening.
                                                                 X Y Z.

Farrington clung to the mantel for physical and mental support. His
mind was chaos; the Stygian Pit yawned at his feet. Beyond doubt, his
Arabella of the tea table had dispatched messages to all the persons
on her list; and, in the Bishop’s case at least, she had given the
telegram her own individual touch. No wonder they were paying no
attention to him; the perspiration was trailing in visible rivulets
down his mud-caked face and his appearance fully justified their
suspicions.

“All my life,” the Bishop of Tuscarora was explaining good-humoredly,
“I have hoped that adventure would call me some day. When I got that
telegram I heard the bugles blowing and set off at once. Perhaps if I
hadn’t known Senator Banning for many years, and hadn’t married him
when I was a young minister, I shouldn’t have started for his house so
gayly. Meeting Mrs. Banning on the train and seeing she was in great
distress, I refrained from showing her my summons. How could I? But I’m
in the same boat with the rest of you--I can’t for the life of me guess
why I’m here.”

Farrington had been slowly backing toward a side door, with every
intention of eliminating himself from the scene, when a heavy motor,
which had entered the grounds with long, hideous honks, bumped into the
entrance with a resounding bang, relieved by the pleasant tinkle of the
smashed glass of its windshield.

Gadsby, supported by the agile Coningsby, leaped to the door; but
before they could fortify it against attack it was flung open and a
small, light figure landed in the middle of the room, and a young lady,
a very slight, graceful young person in a modish automobile coat,
stared at them a moment and then burst out laughing.

“Zaliska!” screamed Coningsby.

“Well,” she cried, “that’s what I call some entrance! Lordy! But I must
be a sight!”

She calmly opened a violet leather vanity box, withdrew various trifles
and made dexterous use of them, squinting at herself in a mirror the
size of a silver dollar.

Farrington groaned and shuddered, but delayed his flight to watch the
effect of this last arrival.

Banning turned on Coningsby and shouted:

“This is your work! You’ve brought this woman here! I hope you’re
satisfied with it!”

“My work!” piped Coningsby very earnestly in his queer falsetto. “I
never had a thing to do with it; but if Zaliska is good enough for you
to dine with in New York it isn’t square for you to insult her here in
your own house.”

“I’m not insulting her. When I dined with her it was at your
invitation, you little fool!” foamed the Senator.

Zaliska danced to him on her toes, planted her tiny figure before him
and folded her arms.

“Be calm, Tracy; I will protect you!” she lisped sweetly.

“Tracy! Tracy!” repeated Mrs. Banning.

Miss Collingwood laughed aloud. She and the Bishop seemed to be the
only persons present who were enjoying themselves. Outside, the machine
that had brought Zaliska had backed noisily off the steps and was now
retreating.

“Oh, cheer up, everybody!” said Zaliska, helping herself to a chair.
“My machine’s gone back to town; but I only brought a suitcase, so I
can’t stay forever. By the way, you might bring it in, Harold,” she
remarked to Coningsby with a yawn.

Mrs. Banning alone seemed willing to cope with her.

“If you are as French as you look, mademoiselle, I suppose----”

“French, ha! Not to say aha! I sound like a toothpaste all right, but
I was born in good old Urbana, Ohio. Your face registers sorrow and
distress, madam. Kindly smile, if you please!”

“No impertinence, young woman! It may interest you to know that the
courts haven’t yet freed me of the ties that bind me to Tracy Banning,
and until I get my decree he is still my husband. If that has entered
into your frivolous head kindly tell me who invited you to this house.”

The girl pouted, opened her vanity box, and slowly drew out a crumpled
bit of yellow paper, which she extended toward her inquisitor with the
tips of her fingers.

“This message,” Mrs. Banning announced, “was sent from Berkville
Tuesday night.” And then her face paled. “Incredible!” she breathed
heavily.

Gadsby caught the telegram as it fluttered from her hand.

“Read it!” commanded Miss Collingwood.

  “MADEMOISELLE HELENE ZALISKA,
      New Rochelle, N. Y.

  Everything arranged. Meet me at Senator Banning’s country home,
  Corydon, Massachusetts, Thursday evening at eight.

                                               ALEMBERT GIDDINGS,
                                                 _Bishop of Tuscarora._”

The Bishop snatched the telegram from Gadsby and verified the
detective’s reading with unfeigned astonishment. The reading of this
message evoked another outburst of merriment from Miss Collingwood.

“Zaliska,” fluted young Coningsby, “how dare you!”

“Oh, I never take a dare,” said Zaliska. “I guessed it was one of your
jokes; and I always thought it would be real sporty to be married by a
bishop.”

“Yes,” said Miss Collingwood frigidly, “I suppose you’ve tried
everything else!”

The Bishop met Mrs. Banning’s demand that he explain himself with all
the gravity his good-natured countenance could assume.

“It’s too deep for me. I give it up!” he said. He crossed to Zaliska
and took her hand.

“My dear young woman, I apologize as sincerely as though I were the
guilty man. I never heard of you before in my life; and I wasn’t
anywhere near Berkville day before yesterday. The receipt of my own
telegram in New Hampshire at approximately the same hour proves that
irrefutably.”

“Oh, that’ll be all right, Bishop,” said Zaliska. “I’m just as pleased
as though you really sent it.”

Miss Collingwood had lighted her pipe--a performance that drew from
Zaliska an astonished:

“Well, did you ever! Gwendolin, what have we here?”

“What I’d like to know,” cried Mrs. Banning, yielding suddenly to
tears, “is what you’ve done with Arabella!”

The mention of Arabella precipitated a wild fusillade of questions and
replies. She had been kidnapped, Mrs. Banning charged in tragic tones,
and Tracy Banning should be brought to book for it.

“You knew the courts would give her to me and it was you who lured her
away and hid her. This contemptible little Coningsby was your ideal of
a husband for Arabella, to further your own schemes with his father.
I knew it all the time! And you planned to meet him here, with this
creature, in your own house! And he’s admitted that you’ve been dining
with her. It’s too much! It’s more than I should be asked to suffer,
after all--after all--I’ve--borne!”

“Look here, Mrs. Lady; creature is a name I won’t stand for!” flamed
Zaliska.

“If you’ll all stop making a rotten fuss----” wheezed Coningsby.

“If we can all be reasonable beings for a few minutes----” began the
Bishop.

Before they could finish their sentences Gadsby leaped to the doorway,
through which Farrington was stealthily creeping, and dragged him back.

“It seems to me,” said the detective, depositing Farrington, cowed and
frightened, in the center of the group, which closed tightly about
him, “that it’s about time this bird was giving an account of himself.
Everybody in the room was called here by a fake telegram, and I’m
positive this is the scoundrel who sent ’em.”

“He undoubtedly enticed us here for the purpose of robbery,” said
Senator Banning; “and the sooner we land him in jail the better.”

“If you’ll let me explain----” began Farrington, whose bedraggled
appearance was little calculated to inspire confidence.

“We’ve already had too many explanations!” declared Mrs. Banning. “In
all my visits to jails and penitentiaries I’ve rarely seen a man with
a worse face than the prisoner’s. I shouldn’t be at all surprised if he
turned out to be a murderer.”

“Rubbish!” sniffed Miss Collingwood. “He looks like somebody’s
chauffeur who’s been joy-rolling in the mud.”

The truth would never be believed. Farrington resolved to lie boldly.

“I was on my way to Lenox and missed the road. I entered these grounds
merely to make inquiries and get some gasoline. This man you call
Gadsby assaulted me and dragged me in here; and, as I have nothing to
do with any of you or your troubles, I protest against being detained
longer.”

Gadsby’s derisive laugh expressed the general incredulity.

“You didn’t say anything to me about gasoline! You were prowling round
the house, and when I nabbed you you tried to bolt. I guess we’ll just
hold on to you until we find out who sent all those fake telegrams.”

“We’ll hold on to him until we find out who’s kidnapped Arabella!”
declared Mrs. Banning.

“That’s a happy suggestion, Fanny,” affirmed the Senator, for the first
time relaxing his severity toward his wife.

“What’s this outlaw’s name?” demanded Miss Collingwood in lugubrious
tones.

Clever criminals never disclosed their identity. Farrington had no
intention of telling his name. He glowered at them as he involuntarily
lifted his hand to his mud-spattered face. Senator Banning jumped back,
stepping heavily on Coningsby’s feet. Coningsby’s howl of pain caused
Zaliska to laugh with delight.

“If you hold me here you’ll pay dearly for it,” said Farrington
fiercely.

“Dear, dear; the little boy’s going to cry!” mocked the dancer. “I
think he’d be nice if he had his face washed. By-the-way, who’s giving
this party anyhow? I’m perfectly famished and just a little teeny-teeny
bite of food would go far toward saving your little Zaliska’s life.”

“That’s another queer thing about all this!” exclaimed the Senator.
“Some one has opened up the house and stocked it with provisions. The
caretaker got a telegram purporting to be from me telling him I’d
be down with a house party. However, the servants are not here. The
scoundrel who arranged all this overlooked that.”

This for some occult reason drew attention back to Farrington, and
Gadsby shook him severely, presumably in the hope of jarring loose some
information. Farrington resented being shaken. He stood glumly watching
them and awaiting his fate.

“It looks as though you’d all have to spend the night here,” remarked
the Senator. “There are no trains out of Corydon until ten o’clock
tomorrow. By morning we ought to be able to fix the responsibility for
this dastardly outrage. In the meantime this criminal shall be locked
up!”

“Shudders, and clank, clank, as the prisoner goes to his doom,” mocked
Zaliska.

“The sooner he’s out of my sight the better,” Mrs. Banning agreed
heartily. “If he’s hidden my poor dear Arabella away somewhere he’ll
pay the severest penalty of the law for it. I warn him of that.”

“In some states they hang kidnappers,” Miss Collingwood recalled, as
though the thought of hanging gave her pleasure.

“We’ll put the prisoner in one of the servants’ rooms on the third
floor,” said the Senator; “and in the morning we’ll drive him to
Pittsfield and turn him over to the authorities. Bring him along,
Gadsby.”

Gadsby dragged Farrington upstairs and to the back of the house, with
rather more force than was necessary. Banning led the way, bearing a
poker he had snatched up from the fireplace. Pushing him roughly into
the butler’s room, Gadsby told Farrington to hold up his hands.

“We’ll just have a look at your pockets, young man. No foolishness now!”

This was the last straw. Farrington fought. For the first time in his
life he struck a fellow man, and enjoyed the sensation. He was angry,
and the instant Gadsby thrust a hand into his coat pocket he landed on
the detective’s nose with all the power he could put into the blow.

Banning dropped the poker and ran out, slamming the door after him.
Two more sharp punches in the detective’s face caused him to jump
for a corner and draw his gun. As he swung round, Farrington grabbed
the poker and dealt the officer’s wrist a sharp thwack that knocked
the pistol to the floor with a bang. In a second the gun was in
Farrington’s hand and he backed to the door and jerked it open.

“Come in here, Senator!” he said as Banning’s white face appeared.
“Don’t yell or attempt to make a row. I want you to put the key of that
door on the inside. If you don’t I’m going to shoot your friend here. I
don’t know who or what he is, but if you don’t obey orders I’m going to
kill him. And if you’re not pretty lively with that key I’m going to
shoot you too. Shooting is one of the best things I do--careful there,
Mr. Gadsby! If you try to rush me you’re a dead man!”

To demonstrate his prowess he played on both of them with the
automatic. Gadsby stood blinking, apparently uncertain what to do.
The key in Banning’s hand beat a lively rat-tat in the lock as the
frightened statesman shifted it to the inside. Farrington was enjoying
himself; it was a sweeter pleasure than he had ever before tasted to
find that he could point pistols and intimidate senators and detectives.

“That will do; thanks! Now Mr. Gadsby, or whatever your name is, I must
trouble you to remove yourself. In other words, get out of here--quick!
There’s a bed in this room and I’m going to make myself comfortable
until morning. If you or any of you make any effort to annoy me during
the night I’ll shoot you, without the slightest compunction. And when
you go downstairs you may save your faces by telling your friends that
you’ve locked me up and searched me, and given me the third degree--and
anything you please; but don’t you dare come back! Just a moment more,
please! You’d better give yourself first aid for nosebleed before you
go down, Mr. Gadsby; but not here. The sight of blood is displeasing to
me. That is all now. Good night, gentlemen!”

He turned the key, heard them conferring in low tones for a few
minutes, and then they retreated down the hall. Zaliska had begun to
thump the piano. Her voice rose stridently to the popular air: Any
Time’s A Good Time When Hearts are Light and Merry.

Farrington sat on the bed and consoled himself with a cigarette. As
a fiction writer he had given much study to human motives; but just
why the delectable Arabella had mixed him up in this fashion with the
company below was beyond him. Perversity was all he could see in it. He
recalled now that she herself had chosen all the names for her list,
with the exception of Banning and Gadsby; and, now that he thought of
it, she had more or less directly suggested them.

To be sure he had suggested the Senator; but only in a whimsical
spirit, as he might have named any other person whose name was familiar
in contemporaneous history. Arabella had accepted it, he remembered,
with alacrity. He had read in the newspapers about the Bannings’
marital difficulties, and he recalled that Coningsby, a millionaire in
one of the Western mining states, had been implicated with Banning in a
big irrigation scandal.

It was no wonder that Mrs. Banning had been outraged by her husband’s
efforts to marry Arabella to the wheezing son of the magnate. In adding
to the dramatis personæ Zaliska, whose name had glittered on Broadway
in the biggest sign that thoroughfare had ever seen, Arabella had
contributed another element to the situation which caused Farrington to
grin broadly.

He looked at his watch. It was only nine-thirty, though it seemed
that eternity had rolled by since his first encounter with Gadsby. He
had taken a pistol away from a detective of reputation and pointed it
at a United States Senator; and he was no longer the Farrington of
yesterday, but a very different being, willing that literature should
go hang so long as he followed this life of jaunty adventure.

After a brief rest he opened the door cautiously, crept down the
back stairs to the second floor, and, venturing as close to the main
stairway as he dared, heard lively talk in the hall below. Gadsby, it
seemed, was for leaving the house to bring help and the proposal was
not meeting with favor.

“I refuse to be left here without police protection,” Mrs. Banning was
saying with determination. “We may all be murdered by that ruffian.”

“He’s undoubtedly a dangerous crook,” said the officer; “but he’s safe
for the night. And in the morning we will take him to jail and find
means of identifying him.”

“Then for the love of Mike,” chirruped Zaliska from the piano, “let’s
have something to eat!”

Farrington chuckled. Gadsby and Banning had not told the truth about
their efforts to lock him up. They were both cowards, he reflected;
and they had no immediate intention, at least, of returning to molest
him. In a room where Banning’s suitcase was spread open he acquired
an electric lamp, which he thrust into his pocket. Sounds of merry
activity from the kitchen indicated that Zaliska had begun her raid on
the jam pots, assisted evidently by all the company.

One thought was uppermost in his mind--he must leave the house as
quickly as possible and begin the search for Arabella. He wanted to
look into her eyes again; he wanted to hear her laughter as he told of
the result of her plotting. There was more to the plan she had outlined
at the tea house than had appeared, and he meant to fathom the mystery;
but he wanted to see her for her own sake. His pulses tingled as he
thought of her--the incomparable girl with the golden-brown eyes and
the heart of laughter!

He cautiously raised a window in one of the sleeping rooms and began
flashing his lamp to determine his position. He was at the rear of
the house and the rain purred softly on the flat roof of a one-story
extension of the kitchen, fifteen feet below. The sooner he risked
breaking his neck and began the pursuit of Arabella the better; so he
threw out his rubber coat and let himself out on the sill.

He dropped and gained the roof in safety. Below, on one side, were the
lights of the dining room, and through the open windows he saw his
late companions gathered about the table. The popping of a cork evoked
cheers, which he attributed to Zaliska and Coningsby. He noted the
Bishop and Miss Collingwood in earnest conversation at one end of the
room, and caught a glimpse of Banning staggering in from the pantry
bearing a stack of plates, while his wife distributed napkins. They
were rallying nobly to the demands upon their unwilling hospitality.

He crawled to the farther side of the roof, swung over and let go, and
the moment he touched the earth was off with all speed for the road.
It was good to be free again, and he ran as he had not run since his
school-days, stumbling and falling over unseen obstacles in his haste.
In a sunken garden he tumbled over a stone bench with a force that
knocked the wind out of him; but he rubbed his bruised legs and resumed
his flight.

Suddenly he heard some one running over the gravel path that paralleled
the driveway. He stopped to listen, caught the glimmer of a light--the
merest faint spark, as of some one flashing an electric lamp--and then
heard sounds of rapid retreat toward the road.

Resolving to learn which member of the party was leaving, he changed
his course and, by keeping the lights of the house at his back, quickly
gained the stone fence at the roadside.

When he had climbed halfway over he heard some one stirring outside the
wall between him and the gate; then a motor started with a whir and an
electric headlight was flashed on blindingly. As the machine pushed its
way through the tangle of wet weeds into the open road he clambered
over, snapped his lamp at the driver, and cried out in astonishment as
the light struck Arabella full in the face.

She ducked her head quickly, swung her car into the middle of the road,
and stopped.

“Who is that?” she demanded sharply.

“Wait just a minute! I want to speak to you; I have ten thousand things
to say to you!” he shouted above the steady vibrations of the racing
motor.

She leaned out, flashed her lamp on him, and laughed tauntingly. She
was buttoned up tightly in a leather coat, but wore no hat; and her
hair had tumbled loose and hung wet about her face. Her eyes danced
with merriment.

“Oh, it’s too soon!” she said, putting up her hand to shield her
eyes from his lamp. “Not a word to say tonight; but tomorrow--at
four o’clock--we shall meet and talk it over. You have done
beautifully--superbly!” she continued. “I was looking through the
window when they dragged you off upstairs. And I heard every word
everybody said! Isn’t it perfectly glorious?--particularly Zaliska!
What an awful mistake it would have been if we’d left her out! Back,
sir! I’m on my way!”

Before he could speak, her car shot forward. He ran to his machine
and flung himself into it; but Arabella was driving like a king’s
messenger. Her car, a low-hung gray roadster, moved with incredible
speed. The rear light rose until it became a dim red star on the crest
of a steep hill, and a second later it blinked him good-by as it dipped
down on the farther side.

He gained the hilltop and let the machine run its maddest. When he
reached the bottom he was sure he was gaining on the flying car, but
suddenly the guiding light vanished. He checked his speed to study
the trail more carefully, found that he had lost it, turned back to a
crossroad where Arabella had plunged more deeply into the hills, and
was off again.

The road was a strange one and hideously soggy. The tail light of
Arabella’s car brightened and faded with the varying fortunes of the
two machines; but he made no appreciable gain. She was leading him into
an utterly strange neighborhood, and after half a dozen turns he was
lost.

Then his car landed suddenly on a sound piece of road and he stepped
on the accelerator. The rain had ceased and patches of stars began to
blink through the broken clouds, but as his hopes rose the light he was
following disappeared; and a moment later he was clamping on the brakes.

The road had landed him at the edge of a watery waste, a fact of which
he became aware only after he had tumbled out of his machine and walked
off a dock. Some one yelled to him from a house at the water’s edge and
threatened to shoot if he didn’t make himself scarce. And it was not
Arabella’s voice!

He slipped and fell on the wet planks, and his incidental remarks
pertaining to this catastrophe were translated into a hostile
declaration by the owner of the voice. A gun went off with a roar and
Farrington sprinted for his machine.

“If you’ve finished your target practice,” he called from the car with
an effort at irony, “maybe you’ll tell what this place is!”

The reply staggered him:

“This pond’s on Mr. Banning’s place. It’s private grounds and ye can’t
get through here. What ye doin’ down here anyhow?”

Farrington knew what he was doing. He was looking for Arabella, who
had apparently vanished into thin air; but the tone of the man did not
encourage confidences. He was defeated and chagrined, to say nothing of
being chilled to the bone.

“You orto turned off a mile back there; this is a private road,” the
man volunteered grudgingly, “and the gate ain’t going to be opened no
more tonight.”

Farrington got his machine round with difficulty and started slowly
back. His reflections were not pleasant ones. Arabella had been having
sport with him. She had led him in a semicircle to a remote corner of
her father’s estate, merely, it seemed, that he might walk into a pond
or be shot by the guardian of the marine front of the property.

He had not thought Arabella capable of such malevolence; it was not
like the brown-eyed girl who had fed him tea and sandwiches two days
before to lure him into such a trap. In his bewildered and depressed
state of mind he again doubted Arabella.

He reached home at one o’clock and took counsel of his pipe until
three, brooding over his adventure.

Hope returned with the morning. In the bright sunlight he was ashamed
of himself for doubting Arabella; and yet he groped in the dark for
an explanation of her conduct. His reasoning powers failed to find an
explanation of that last trick of hers in leading him over the worst
roads in Christendom, merely to drop him into a lake in her father’s
back yard. She might have got rid of him easier than that!

The day’s events began early. As he stood in the doorway of his garage,
waiting for the chauffeur to extract his runabout from its shell of
mud, he saw Gadsby and two strange men flit by in a big limousine. As
soon as his car was ready he jumped in and set off, with no purpose but
to keep in motion. He, the Farrington of cloistral habits, had tasted
adventure; and it was possible that by ranging the county he might
catch a glimpse of the bewildering Arabella, who had so disturbed the
even order of his life.

He drove to Corydon, glanced into all the shops, and stopped at the
post office on an imaginary errand. He bought a book of stamps and as
he turned away from the window ran into the nautical Miss Collingwood.

“Beg pardon!” he mumbled, and was hurrying on when she took a step
toward him.

“You needn’t lie to me, young man; you were in that row at Banning’s
last night, and I want to know what you know about Arabella!”

This lady, who sailed a schooner for recreation, was less formidable
by daylight. It occurred to him that she might impart information if
handled cautiously. They had the office to themselves and she drew him
into a corner of the room and assumed an air of mystery.

“That fool detective is at the telegraph office wiring all the police
in creation to look out for Arabella. You’d better not let him see you.
Gadsby is a brave man by daylight!”

“If Arabella didn’t spend last night at her father’s house I know
nothing about her,” said Farrington eagerly. “I have reason to assume
that she did.”

She eyed him with frank distrust.

“Don’t try to bluff me! You’re mixed up in this row some way; and if
you’re not careful you’ll spend the rest of your life in a large,
uncomfortable penitentiary. If that man at the telegraph office wasn’t
such a fool----”

“You’re not in earnest when you say Miss Banning wasn’t at home last
night!” he exclaimed.

“Decidedly I am! Do you suppose we’d all be chasing over the country
this morning looking for my niece and offering rewards if we knew where
she is? I live on a schooner to keep away from trouble, and this is
what that girl has got me into! What’s your name anyhow?”

He quickly decided against telling his name. At that moment Gadsby’s
burly frame became visible across Main Street, and Farrington shot out
a side door and sprinted up an alley at his best speed. He struck the
railroad track at a point beyond the station where it curved through
the hills, and followed it for a mile before stopping to breathe.

As he approached a highway he heard a motor and flung himself down in
the grass at the side of the track. The driver of the car checked its
speed and one of his companions stood up and surveyed the long stretch
of track. The blue glint of gun barrels caught Farrington’s eye.

There were three men in the machine and he guiltily surmised that they
were deputy sheriffs or constables looking for him. He stuck his nose
into the ground and did not lift his head again until the sounds of the
motor faded away in the distance. Probably no roads were safe, and even
in following the railroad he might walk into an ambush.

He abandoned the ties for flight over a wooded hill. It was hard going
and the underbrush slapped him savagely in the face. A higher hill
tempted him and a still higher one, and he came presently to the top
of a young mountain. He sat for a time on a fallen tree and considered
matters. In his perturbed state of mind it seemed to him that the faint
clouds of dust he saw rising in the roads below were all evidences of
pursuit. He picked out familiar landmarks and judged that his flight
over the hills had brought him within four miles of his home.

Thoughts of home, and a tub, and clean clothes, pleased him, and he
resolutely began the descent. The only way he could free himself from
suspicion was by finding Arabella. And how could he find Arabella when
he was likely at any moment to be run down by a country constable with
a shotgun? And as for meeting Arabella at four o’clock, he realized now
that he had stupidly allowed the girl to slip away from him without
designating a meeting place.

So far as he knew, he was the only person who had seen Arabella since
her escape from Miss Collingwood’s schooner. It might be well for him
to volunteer to the Bannings such information as he had; but the more
he thought of this the less it appealed to him. It would be difficult
to give a plausible account of his meeting with Arabella at the tea
house; and, moreover, he shrank from a betrayal of the light-hearted
follower of the silver trumpet. As a gentleman he could give no version
of the affair that would not place all the blame on himself; and this
involved serious risks.

He approached his house from the rear, keeping as far as possible from
the road, lingered at the barn, dodged from it to the garage, and crept
furtively into his study by a side door as the clock struck two.

He had seen none of his employees on the farm and the house was
ominously still. He rang the bell and in a moment the scared face of
Beeching was thrust in.

“Beg pardon; are you home, sir?” asked the servant with a frightened
gulp.

“Of course I’m home!” said Farrington with all the dignity his
scratched face and torn clothes would permit.

“I missed you, sir,” said the man gravely. “I thought maybe you was off
looking for Arabella.”

The book Farrington had been nervously fingering fell with a bang.

“What--what the devil do you know about Arabella?”

“She’s lost, sir. The kennel master and the chauffeur is off looking
for her. It’s a most singular case.”

“Yes,” Farrington assented; “most remarkable. Have there been
any--er--have any people been looking here for--for her?”

“Well, sir, the sheriff stopped a while ago to ask whether we’d seen
such a girl; and there was a constable on horseback, and citizens in
machines. Her father has offered a reward of ten thousand dollars. And
there’s a man missing, they say, sir, a dangerous character they caught
on the Banning place last night. There’s a thousand on him; it’s a
kidnapping matter, sir.”

Farrington’s throat troubled him and he swallowed hard.

“It’s a shameful case,” he remarked weakly. “I hope they’ll kill the
rascal when they catch him.”

“I hope so, sir,” said Beeching. “You seem quite worn out, sir. Shall I
serve something?”

“You may bring the Scotch--quick--and don’t bother about the water.
And, Beeching, if anyone calls I’m out!”

By the time he had changed his clothes and eaten a belated luncheon
it was three o’clock. From time to time mad honking on the highway
announced the continuance of the search for Arabella. He had screwed
his courage to the point of telephoning Senator Banning that Arabella
had been seen near her father’s place on the previous night. His
spirits sank when the Corydon exchange announced that the Banning phone
was out of order. The chauffeur, seeing Farrington’s roadster on Main
Street, telephoned from Corydon to know what disposition should be made
of it, and Farrington ordered him to bring it home.

He regained his self-respect as he smoked a cigar. He had met the
issues of the night and day bravely; and if further adventures lay
before him he felt confident that he would acquit himself well. And, in
spite of the tricks she had played on him, Arabella danced brightly in
his thoughts. He must find Arabella!

He thrust the revolver he had captured from Gadsby into his pocket and
drove resolutely toward the Bannings’.

A dozen machines blocked the entrance, indicating a considerable
gathering, and he steeled himself for an interview that could hardly
fail to prove a stormy one. The door stood open and a company of twenty
people were crowded about a table. So great was their absorption that
Farrington joined the outer circle without attracting attention.

“Mister Sheriff,” Senator Banning was saying, “we shall make no
progress in this affair until the man who escaped from custody here
last night has been apprehended. You must impress a hundred--a
thousand deputies into service if necessary, and begin a systematic
search of every house, every hillside in Western Massachusetts. I
suggest that you throw a line from here----”

They were craning their necks to follow his finger across the map
spread out on the table, when Miss Collingwood’s voice was heard:

“I tell you again I saw that man in the post office this morning, and
the clerk told me he is Laurance Farrington, the fool who writes such
preposterous novels.”

“Madam,” said the sheriff irritably, “you’ve said that before; but it’s
impossible! I know Mr. Farrington and he wouldn’t harm a flea. And the
folks at his house told me an hour ago that he was away looking for the
lost girl.”

“Only a bluff!” squeaked Coningsby. “He looked to me like a bad man.”

“Oh, I didn’t think he looked so rotten,” said Zaliska; “but if he’s
Farrington I must say his books bore me to death!”

“Please remember this isn’t a literary club!” shouted Senator Banning.
“What do we care about his books if he’s a kidnapper! What we’re trying
to do is to plan a thorough search of Berkshire County--of the whole
United States, if necessary.”

“So far as I’m concerned----” began Farrington in a loud voice; but
as twenty other voices were raised at the same moment no one paid the
slightest attention to him. Their indifference enraged him and he
pushed his way roughly to the table and confronted Banning. “While
you’ve wasted your time looking for me I’ve been---- Stand back! Don’t
come a step nearer until I’ve finished or I’ll kill you!”

It was Gadsby who had caused the interruption, but the whole room was
now in an uproar. With every one talking at once Coningsby’s high voice
alone rose above the tempest. He wished he was armed; he would do
terrible things!

“Let the man tell his story,” pleaded Mrs. Banning between sobs.

“I’ve spent the night and day looking for Arabella!” Farrington cried.
“I have no other interest--no other aim in life but to find Arabella.
All I can tell you is that I saw her at the Sorona Tea House Tuesday
afternoon, and that last night she was on these grounds; in fact, she
saw you all gathered here and heard everything that was said in this
room.”

“Young man, you know too little or too much,” said Banning. “Gadsby, do
your duty!”

The detective took a step forward, looked into the barrel of his own
automatic, and paused, waving his hand to the sheriff and his deputies
to guard the doors and windows.

“How do you know she was at the tea house?” asked Mrs. Banning. “It
seems to me that’s the first question.”

“I met her there,” Farrington blurted. “I met her there by appointment!”

“Then you admit, you villain,” began Banning, choking with rage, “that
you lured my daughter, an innocent child, to a lonely tea house; that
you saw her last night; and that now--now!--you know nothing of her
whereabouts! This, sir, is----”

“Oh, it’s really not so bad!” came in cheery tones from above. “It was
I who lured Mr. Farrington to the tea house, and I did it because I
knew he was a gentleman.”

Farrington had seen her first--the much-sought Arabella--stealing down
the stairway to the landing, where she paused and leaned over the
railing, much at ease, to look at them.

Her name was spoken in gasps, in whispers, and was thundered aloud only
by Miss Collingwood.

“This was my idea,” said Arabella quietly as they all turned toward
her. “I’ve been hiding in the old cottage by the pond, right here on
father’s place--with John and Mary, who’ve known me since I was a baby.
This is my house party--a scheme to get you all together. I thought
that maybe, if papa and mama really thought I was lost, and if papa and
Mr. Coningsby and Mademoiselle Zaliska all met under the same roof,
they might understand one another better--and me.

“I telegraphed for Mr. Gadsby,” she laughed, “just to be sure the rest
of you were kept in order! And I sent for Bishop Giddings because he’s
an old friend, and I thought he might help to straighten things out.”

She choked and the tears brightened her eyes as she stood gazing down
at them.

“You needn’t worry about me, Arabella,” said Coningsby; “for Zaliska
and I were married by the Bishop at Corydon this morning.”

This seemed to interest no one in particular, though Miss Collingwood
sniffed contemptuously.

Mrs. Banning had started toward Arabella, and at the same moment
Senator Banning reached the stairway. Arabella tripped down three
steps, then paused on tip-toe, with her hands outstretched,
half-inviting, half-repelling them. She was dressed as at the tea
house, but her youthfulness was lost for the moment in a grave
wistfulness that touched Farrington deeply.

“You can’t have me,” she cried to her father and mother, “unless we’re
all going to be happy together again!”

       *       *       *       *       *

Half an hour later Senator Banning and his wife, and Arabella, wreathed
in smiles, emerged from the library and found the sheriff and his
deputies gone; but the members of the original house party still
lingered.

“Before I leave,” said Gadsby, “I’d like to know just how Mr.
Farrington got into the game. He refuses to tell how he came to see you
at the tea house. I think we ought to know that.”

“Oh,” said Arabella, clapping her hands, “that’s another part of the
story. If Mr. Farrington doesn’t mind----”

“Now that you’re found I don’t care what you tell,” Farrington declared.

“You may regret that,” said Arabella, coloring deeply. “I sat by Mr.
Baker, of _The Quill_, at a dinner a little while ago, and we were
talking about your books. And he said--he said your greatest weakness
as a novelist was due to your never having--well”--she paused and drew
closer under the protecting arm of her father--“you had never yourself
been, as the saying is--in love--and he thought---- Well, this is
shameful--but he and I--just as a joke--thought we d try to attract
your attention by printing that plot advertisement. He said you were
working too hard and seemed worried, and might bite; and then I thought
it would be good fun to throw you into the lion’s den here to stir
things up, as you did. And I had my car on the road last night ready
to skip if things got too warm. Of course I couldn’t let you catch me;
it would have spoiled all the fun! And it was I who shot off that gun
last night to scare you--when old John was scolding you away from the
place. But it was nasty of me, and not fair; and now, when everything
else is all fixed and I’m so happy, I’m ashamed to look you in the
face, knowing what a lot of trouble I’ve given you. And you’ll always
hate me----”

“I shall always love you,” said Farrington, stepping forward boldly and
taking her hands. “You’ve made me live for once in my life--you’ve made
me almost human,” he laughed. “And you’ve made me a braver man than I
know how to be! You pulled down the silver trumpet out of heaven and
gave it to me, and made me rich beyond words; and without you I should
be sure to lose it again!”




THE THIRD MAN


I

When Webster G. Burgess asked ten of his cronies to dine with him
at the University Club on a night in January they assumed that the
president of the White River National had been indulging in another
adventure which he wished to tell them about.

In spite of their constant predictions that if he didn’t stop hiding
crooks in his house and playing tricks on the Police Department he
would ultimately find himself in jail, Mr. Burgess continued to find
amusement in frequent dallyings with gentlemen of the underworld. In
a town of approximately three hundred thousand people a banker is
expected to go to church on Sundays and otherwise conduct himself as
a decent, orderly, and law-abiding citizen, but the president of the
White River National did not see things in that light. As a member of
the Board of Directors of the Released Prisoners’ Aid Society he was
always ready with the excuse that his heart was deeply moved by the
misfortunes of those who keep to the dark side of the street, and that
sincere philanthropy covered all his sins in their behalf.

When his friends met at the club and found Governor Eastman one of the
dinner party, they resented the presence of that dignitary as likely
to impose restraints upon Burgess, who, for all his jauntiness, was
not wholly without discretion. But the governor was a good fellow, as
they all knew, and a story-teller of wide reputation. Moreover, he was
taking his job seriously, and, being practical men, they liked this
about him. It was said that no governor since Civil War times had spent
so many hours at his desk or had shown the same zeal and capacity for
gathering information at first hand touching all departments of the
State government. Eastman, as the country knows, is an independent
character, and it was this quality, shown first as a prosecuting
attorney, that had attracted attention and landed him in the seat of
the Hoosier governors.

“I suppose,” remarked Kemp as they sat down, “that these tablets are
scattered around the table so we can make notes of the clever things
that will be said here tonight. It’s a good idea and gives me a chance
to steal some of your stories, governor.”

A scratch pad with pencil attached had been placed at each plate, and
the diners spent several minutes in chaffing Burgess as to the purpose
of this unusual table decoration.

“I guess,” said Goring, “that Web is going to ask us to write limericks
for a prize and that the governor is here to judge the contest. Indoor
winter sports don’t appeal to me; I pass.”

“I’m going to write notes to the House Committee on mine,” said
Fanning; “the food in this club is not what it used to be, and it’s
about time somebody kicked.”

“As I’ve frequently told you,” remarked Burgess, smiling upon them from
the head of the table, “you fellows have no imagination. You’d never
guess what those tablets are for, and maybe I’ll never tell you.”

“Nothing is so innocent as a piece of white paper,” said the governor,
eyeing his tablet. “We’d better be careful not to jot down anything
that might fly up and hit us afterward. For all we know, it may be
a scheme to get our signatures for Burgess to stick on notes without
relief from valuation or appraisement laws. It’s about time for another
Bohemian oats swindle, and our friend Burgess may expect to work us for
the price of the dinner.”

“Web’s bound to go to jail some day,” remarked Ramsay, the surgeon,
“and he’d better do it while you’re in office, governor. You may not
know that he’s hand in glove with all the criminals in the country: he
quit poker so he could give all his time to playing with crooks.”

“The warden of the penitentiary has warned me against him,” replied the
governor easily. “Burgess has a man at the gate to meet convicts as
they emerge, and all the really bad ones are sent down here for Burgess
to put up at this club.”

“I never did that but once,” Burgess protested, “and that was only
because my mother-in-law was visiting me and I was afraid she wouldn’t
stand for a burglar as a fellow guest. My wife’s got used to ’em. But
the joke of putting that chap up here at the club isn’t on me, but on
Ramsay and Colton. They had luncheon with him one day and thanked me
afterward for introducing them to so interesting a man. I told them he
was a manufacturer from St. Louis, and they swallowed it whole. Pettit
was the name, but he has a string of aliases as long as this table, and
there’s not a rogues’ gallery in the country where he isn’t indexed.
You remember, Colton, he talked a good deal of his travels, and he
could do so honestly, as he’d cracked safes all the way from Boston to
Seattle.”

Ramsay and Colton protested that this could not be so; that the man
they had luncheon with was a shoe manufacturer and had talked of his
business as only an expert could.

The governor and Burgess exchanged glances, and both laughed.

“He knew the shoe business all right enough,” said Burgess, “for he
learned it in the penitentiary and proved so efficient that they made
him foreman of the shop!”

“I suppose,” said Kemp, “that you’ve got another crook coming to take
that vacant chair. You’d better tell us about him so we won’t commit
any social errors.”

At the governor’s right there was an empty place, and Burgess remarked
carelessly that they were shy a man, but that he would turn up later.

“I’ve asked Tate, a banker at Lorinsburg, to join us and he’ll be
along after a while. Any of you know Tate? One of our scouts recently
persuaded him to transfer his account to us, and as this is the first
time he’s been in town since the change I thought it only decent to
show him some attention. We’re both directors in a company that’s
trying to develop a tile factory in his town, so you needn’t be afraid
I’m going to put anything over on you. Tate’s attending a meeting
tonight from which I am regrettably absent! He promised to be here
before we got down to the coffee.”

As the dinner progressed the governor was encouraged to tell stories,
and acceded good-naturedly by recounting some amusing things that had
happened in the course of his official duties.

“But it isn’t all so funny,” he said gravely after keeping them in
a roar for half an hour. “In a State as big as this a good many
disagreeable things happen, and people come to me every day with
heart-breaking stories. There’s nothing that causes me more anxiety
than the appeals for pardon; if the pardoning power were taken away
from me, I’d be a much happier man. The Board of Pardons winnows out
the cases, but even at that there’s enough to keep me uncomfortable.
It isn’t the pleasantest feeling in the world that as you go to bed at
night somebody may be suffering punishment unjustly, and that it’s up
to you to find it out. When a woman comes in backed by a child or two
and cries all over your office about her husband who’s doing time and
tells you he wasn’t guilty, it doesn’t cheer you much; not by a jugful!
Wives, mothers, and sisters: the wives shed more tears, the sisters put
up the best argument, but the mothers give you more sleepless nights.”

“If it were up to me,” commented Burgess, “I’m afraid I’d turn ’em all
out!”

“You would,” chorused the table derisively, “and when you’d emptied the
penitentiaries you’d burn ’em down!”

“Of course there’s bound to be cases of flagrant injustice,” suggested
Kemp. “And the feelings of a man who is locked up for a crime he never
committed must be horrible. We hear now and then of such cases and it
always shakes my faith in the law.”

“The law does the best it can,” replied the governor a little
defensively, “but, as you say, mistakes do occur. The old saying that
murder will out is no good; we can all remember cases where the truth
was never known. Mistakes occur constantly, and it’s the fear of not
rectifying them that’s making a nervous wreck of me. I have in my
pocket now a blank pardon that I meant to sign before I left my office,
but I couldn’t quite bring myself to the point. The Pardon Board has
made the recommendation, not on the grounds of injustice--more, I’m
afraid, out of sympathy than anything else--and we have to be careful
of our sympathies in these matters. And here again there’s a wife to
reckon with. She’s been at my office nearly every day for a year,
and she’s gone to my wife repeatedly to enlist her support. And it’s
largely through Mrs. Eastman’s insistence that I’ve spent many weeks
studying the case. It’s a murder: what appeared to be a heartless,
cold-blooded assassination. And some of you may recall it--the Avery
case, seven years ago, in Salem County.”

Half the men had never heard of it and the others recalled it only
vaguely.

“It was an interesting case,” Burgess remarked, wishing to draw the
governor out. “George Avery was a man of some importance down there
and stood high in the community. He owned a quarry almost eleven miles
from Torrenceville and maintained a bungalow on the quarry land where
he used to entertain his friends with quail hunting and perhaps now
and then a poker party. He killed a man named Reynolds who was his
guest. As I remember, there seemed to be no great mystery about it,
and Avery’s defense was a mere disavowal and a brilliant flourish of
character witnesses.”

“For all anybody ever knew, it was a plain case, as Burgess says,”
the governor began. “Avery and Reynolds were business acquaintances
and Avery had invited Reynolds down there to discuss the merging of
their quarry interests. Reynolds was found dead a little way from the
bungalow by some of the quarry laborers. He had been beaten on the
head, with a club in the most barbarous fashion. Reynolds’s overcoat
was torn off and the buttons ripped from his waistcoat, pointing to
a fierce struggle before his assailant got him down and pounded the
life out of him. The purpose was clearly not robbery, as Reynolds had a
considerable sum of money on his person that was left untouched. When
the men who found the body went to rouse Avery he collapsed when told
that Reynolds was dead. In fact, he lay in a stupor for a week, and
they could get nothing out of him. Tracks? No; it was a cold December
night and the ground was frozen.

“Reynolds had meant to take a midnight train for Chicago, and Avery
had wired for special orders to stop at the quarry station, to save
Reynolds the trouble of driving into Torrenceville. One might have
supposed that Avery would accompany his visitor to the station,
particularly as it was not a regular stop for night trains and the way
across the fields was a little rough. I’ve personally been over all
the ground. There are many difficult and inexplicable things about
the case, the absence of motive being one of them. The State asserted
business jealousy and substantiated it to a certain extent, and the
fact that Avery had taken the initiative in the matter of combining
their quarry interests and might have used undue pressure on Reynolds
to force him to the deal is to be considered.”

The governor lapsed into silence, seemingly lost in reverie. With his
right hand he was scribbling idly on the tablet that lay by his plate.
The others, having settled themselves comfortably in their chairs,
hoping to hear more of the murder, were disappointed when he ceased
speaking. Burgess’s usual calm, assured air deserted him. He seemed
unwontedly restless, and they saw him glance furtively at his watch.

“Please, governor, won’t you go on with the story?” pleaded Colton.
“You know that nothing that’s said at one of Web’s parties ever goes
out of the room.”

“That,” laughed the governor, “is probably unfortunate, as most of his
stories ought to go to the grand jury. But if I may talk here into the
private ear of you gentlemen I will go on a little further. I’ve got
to make up my mind in the next hour or two about this case, and it may
help me to reach a conclusion to think aloud about it.”

“You needn’t be afraid of us,” said Burgess encouragingly. “We’ve been
meeting here--about the same crowd--once a month for five years, and
nobody has ever blabbed anything.”

“All right; we’ll go a bit further. Avery’s stubborn silence was a
contributing factor in his prompt conviction. A college graduate, a
high-strung, nervous man, hard-working and tremendously ambitious;
successful, reasonably prosperous, happy in his marriage, and with
every reason for living straight: there you have George Avery as I make
him out to have been when this calamity befell him. There was just one
lapse, one error, in his life, but that didn’t figure in the case, and
I won’t speak of it now. His conduct from the moment of his arrest, a
week following the murder, and only after every other possible clue
had been exhausted by the local authorities, was that of a man mutely
resigned to his fate. I find from the records that he remained at the
bungalow in care of a physician, utterly dazed, it seemed, by the thing
he had done, until a warrant was issued and he was put in jail. He’s
been a prisoner ever since, and his silence has been unbroken to this
day. His wife assures me that he never, not even to her, said one word
about the case more than to declare his innocence. I’ve seen him at the
penitentiary on two occasions, but could get nothing out of him. In
fact, I exhausted any ingenuity I may have in attempting to surprise
him into some admission that would give me ground for pardoning him,
but without learning anything that was not in the State’s case. They’re
using him as a bookkeeper, and he’s made a fine record: a model
convict. The long confinement has told seriously on his health, which
is the burden of his wife’s plea for his release, but he wouldn’t even
discuss that.

“There was no one else at the bungalow on the night of the murder,”
the governor continued. “It was Avery’s habit to get his meals at the
house of the quarry superintendent, about five hundred yards away, and
the superintendent’s wife cared for the bungalow, but the men I’ve had
at work couldn’t find anything in that to hang a clue on. You see,
gentlemen, after seven years it’s not easy to work up a case, but two
expert detectives that I employed privately to make some investigations
along lines I suggested have been of great assistance. Failing to catch
the scent where the trial started, I set them to work backward from a
point utterly remote from the scene. It was a guess, and ordinarily it
would have failed, but in this case it has brought results that are all
but convincing.”

The tablets and pencils that had been distributed along the table had
not been neglected. The guests, without exception, had been drawing
or scribbling; Colton had amused himself by sketching the governor’s
profile. Burgess seemed not to be giving his undivided attention to the
governor’s review of the case. He continued to fidget, and his eyes
swept the table with veiled amusement. Then he tapped a bell and a
waiter appeared.

“Pardon me a moment, governor, till the cigars are passed again.”

In his round with the cigar tray the Jap, evidently by prearrangement,
collected the tablets and laid them in front of Burgess.

“Changed your mind about the Limerick contest, Web?” asked some one.

“Not at all,” said Burgess carelessly; “the tablets have fulfilled
their purpose. It was only a silly idea of mine anyhow.” They noticed,
however, that a tablet was left at the still vacant place that awaited
the belated guest, and they wondered at this, surmising that Burgess
had planned the dinner carefully and that the governor’s discussion of
the Avery case was by connivance with their host. With a quickening of
interest they drew their chairs closer to the table.

“The prosecuting attorney who represented the State in the trial is
now a judge of the Circuit Court,” the governor resumed when the
door closed upon the waiter. “I have had many talks with him about
this case. He confesses that there are things about it that still
puzzle him. The evidence was purely circumstantial, as I have already
indicated; but circumstantial evidence, as Thoreau once remarked, may
be very convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk! But when
two men have spent a day together in the house of one of them, and
the other is found dead in a lonely place not far away, and suspicion
attaches to no one but the survivor--not even the tramp who usually
figures in such speculations--a jury of twelve farmers may be pardoned
for taking the State’s view of the matter.”

“The motive you spoke of, business jealousy, doesn’t seem quite
adequate unless it could be established that they had quarreled and
that there was a clear showing of enmity,” suggested Fullerton, the
lawyer.

“You are quite right, and the man who prosecuted Avery admits it,” the
governor answered.

“There may have been a third man in the affair,” suggested Ramsey, “and
I suppose the cynical must have suggested the usual woman in the case.”

“I dare say those possibilities were thrashed out at the time,” the
governor replied; “but the only woman in this case is Avery’s wife,
and she and Reynolds had never met. I have found nothing to sustain
any suspicion that there was a woman in the case. Avery’s ostensible
purpose in asking Reynolds to visit him at that out-of-the-way place
was merely that they could discuss the combination of their quarry
interests privately, and close to Avery’s plant. It seems that Avery
had undertaken the organization of a big company to take over a
number of quarries whose product was similar, and that he wished to
confer secretly with Reynolds to secure his sanction to a selling
agreement before the others he wanted to get into the combination
heard of it. That, of course, is perfectly plausible; I could make a
good argument justifying that. Reynolds, like many small capitalists
in country towns, had a number of irons in the fire and had done
some promoting on his own hook. All the financial genius and all the
financial crookedness aren’t confined to Wall Street, though I forget
that sometimes when I’m on the stump! I’m disposed to think from what
I’ve learned of both of them that Avery wasn’t likely to put anything
over on Reynolds, who was no child in business matters. And there
was nothing to show that Avery had got him down there for any other
purpose than to effect a merger of quarry interests for their mutual
benefit.”

“There probably were papers to substantiate that,” suggested Fullerton;
“correspondence and that sort of thing.”

“Certainly; I have gone into that,” the governor replied. “All the
papers remain in the office of the prosecuting attorney, and I have
examined them carefully. Now, if Avery had been able to throw suspicion
on some one else you’d think he’d have done so. And if there had been a
third person at the bungalow that night you’d imagine that Avery would
have said so; it’s not in human nature for one man to take the blame
for another’s crime, and yet we do hear of such things, and I have read
novels and seen plays built upon that idea. But here is Avery with
fifteen years more to serve, and, if he’s been bearing the burden and
suffering the penalty of another’s sin, I must say that he’s taking it
all in an amazing spirit of self-sacrifice.”

“Of course,” said Fullerton, “Reynolds may have had an enemy who
followed him there and lay in wait for him. Or Avery may have connived
at the crime without being really the assailant. That is conceivable.”

“We’ll change the subject for a moment,” said the governor, “and return
to our muttons later.”

He spoke in a low tone to Burgess, who looked at his watch and answered
audibly:

“We have half an hour more.”

The governor nodded and, with a whimsical smile, began turning over the
tablets.

“These pads were placed before you for a purpose which I will now
explain. I apologize for taking advantage of you, but you will pardon
me, I’m sure, when I tell you my reason. I’ve dipped into psychology
lately with a view to learning something of the mind’s eccentricities.
We all do things constantly without conscious effort, as you know;
we perform acts automatically without the slightest idea that we are
doing them. At meetings of our State boards I’ve noticed that nobody
ever uses the pads that are always provided except to scribble on. Many
people have that habit of scribbling on anything that’s handy. Hotel
keepers knowing this, provide pads of paper ostensibly for memoranda
that guests may want to make while at the telephone, but really to keep
them from defacing the wall. Left alone with pencil and paper, most of
us will scribble something or draw meaningless figures.

“Sometimes it’s indicative of a deliberate turn of mind; again it’s
sheer nervousness. After I had discussed this with a well-known
psychologist I began watching myself and found that I made a succession
of figure eights looped together in a certain way--I’ve been doing it
here!

“And now,” he went on with a chuckle, “you gentlemen have been
indulging this same propensity as you listened to me. I find on one
pad the word Napoleon written twenty times with a lot of flourishes;
another has traced a dozen profiles of a man with a bulbous nose: it is
the same gentleman, I find, who honored me by drawing me with a triple
chin--for which I thank him. And here’s what looks like a dog kennel
repeated down the sheet. Still another has sketched the American flag
all over the page. If the patriotic gentleman who drew the flag will
make himself known, I should like to ask him whether he’s conscious of
having done that before?”

“I’m guilty, governor,” Fullerton responded. “I believe it is a habit
of mine. I’ve caught myself doing it scores of times.”

“I’m responsible for the man with the fat nose,” confessed Colton;
“I’ve been drawing him for years without ever improving my
draftsmanship.”

“That will do,” said the governor, glancing at the door. “We won’t take
time to speak of the others, though you may be relieved to know that I
haven’t got any evidence against you. Burgess, please get these works
of art out of the room. We’ll go back to the Avery case. In going over
the papers I found that the prosecuting attorney in his search of the
bungalow the morning after the murder found a number of pieces of paper
that bore an odd, irregular sort of sketch. I’m going to pass one of
them round, but please send it back to me immediately.”

He produced a sheet of letter paper that bore traces of hasty
crumpling, but it had been smoothed out again, and held it up. It bore
the lithographed name of the Avery Quarry Company. On it was drawn this
device:

[Illustration]

“Please note,” said the governor as the paper passed from hand to hand,
“that that same device is traced there five times, sometimes more
irregularly than others, but the general form is the same. Now, in the
fireplace of the bungalow living-room they found this and three other
sheets of the same stationery that bore this same figure. It seems a
fair assumption that some one sitting at a table had amused himself by
sketching these outlines and then, when he had filled the sheet, tore
it off and threw it into the fireplace, wholly unconscious of what he
was doing. The prosecutor attached no importance to these sheets, and
it was only by chance that they were stuck away in the file box with
the other documents in the case.”

“Then you suspect that there was a third man in the bungalow that
night?” Ramsay asked.

The governor nodded gravely.

“Yes; I have some little proof of it, quite a bit of proof, in
fact. I have even had the wastebasket of the suspect examined for a
considerable period. Knowing Burgess’s interest in such matters, I have
been using him to get me certain information I very much wanted. And
our friend is a very successful person! I wanted to see the man I have
in mind and study him a little when he was off-guard, and Burgess has
arranged that for me, though he had to go into the tile business to do
it! As you can readily see, I could hardly drag him to my office, so
this little party was gotten up to give me a chance to look him over at
leisure.”

“Tate!” exclaimed several of the men.

“You can see that this is a very delicate matter,” said the governor
slowly. “Burgess thought it better not to have a smaller party, as
Tate, whom I never saw, might think it a frame-up. So you see we are
using you as stool-pigeons, so to speak. Burgess vouches for you as
men of discretion and tact; and it will be your business to keep Tate
amused and his attention away from me while I observe him a little.”

“And when I give the signal you’re to go into the library and look at
picture books,” Burgess added.

“That’s not fair!” said Fullerton. “We want to see the end of it!”

“I’m so nervous,” said Colton, “I’m likely to scream at any minute!”

“Don’t do it!” Burgess admonished. “The new House Committee is very
touchy about noise in the private dining rooms, and besides I’ve got a
lot of scenery set for the rest of the evening, and I don’t want you
fellows to spoil it.”

“It begins to look,” remarked the governor, glancing at his watch, “as
though some of our scenery might have got lost.”

“He’d hardly bolt,” Burgess replied; “he knows of no reason why he
should! I told the doorman to send him right up. When he comes there
will be no more references to the Avery case: you all understand?”

They murmured their acquiescence, and a solemn hush fell upon them as
they turned involuntarily toward the vacant chair.

“This will never do!” exclaimed the governor, who seemed to be the one
tranquil person in the room. “We must be telling stories and giving an
imitation of weary business men having a jolly time. But I’m tired of
talking; some of the good story-tellers ought to be stirred up.”

With a little prodding Fullerton took the lead, but was able to win
only grudging laughter. Colton was trying his hand at diverting them
when they were startled by a knock. Burgess was at the door instantly
and flung it open.


II

“Ah, Tate! Come right in; the party hasn’t started yet!”

The newcomer was a short, thickset man, clean shaven, with coarse dark
hair streaked with gray. The hand he gave the men in succession as they
gathered about him for Burgess’s introduction was broad and heavy. He
offered it limply, with an air of embarrassment.

“Governor Eastman, Mr. Tate; that’s your seat by the governor, Tate,”
said Burgess. “We were just listening to some old stories from some of
these fellows, so you haven’t missed anything. I hope they didn’t need
me at that tile meeting; I never attend night meetings: they spoil my
sleep, which my doctor says I’ve got to have.”

“Night meetings,” said the governor, “always give me a grouch the next
morning. A party like this doesn’t, of course!”

“Up in the country where I live we still stick to lodge meetings as an
excuse when we want a night off,” Tate remarked.

They laughed more loudly than was necessary to put him at ease. He
refused Burgess’s offer of food and drink and when some one started a
political discussion they conspired to draw him into it. He was County
Chairman of the party not then in power and complained good-naturedly
to the governor of the big plurality Eastman had rolled up in the last
election. He talked slowly, with a kind of dogged emphasis, and it was
evident that politics was a subject to his taste. His brown eyes, they
were noting, were curiously large and full, with a bilious tinge in the
white. He met a glance steadily, with, indeed, an almost disconcerting
directness.

Where the governor sat became, by imperceptible degrees, the head of
the table as he began seriously and frankly discussing the points of
difference between the existing parties, accompanied by clean-cut
characterizations of the great leaders.

There was nothing to indicate that anything lay behind his talk; to all
appearances his auditors were absorbed in what he was saying. Tate had
accepted a cigar, which he did not light but kept twisting slowly in
his thick fingers.

“We Democrats have had to change our minds about a good many things,”
the governor was saying. “Of course we’re not going back to Jefferson”
(he smiled broadly and waited for them to praise his magnanimity in
approaching so near to an impious admission), “but the world has
spun around a good many times since Jefferson’s day. What I think we
Democrats do and do splendidly is to keep close to the changing current
of public opinion; sometimes it seems likely to wash us down, as in the
free-silver days; but we give, probably without always realizing it, a
chance for the people to express themselves on new questions, and if
we’ve stood for some foolish policies at times the country’s the better
for having passed on them. These great contests clear the air like a
storm, and we all go peacefully about our business afterward.”

As he continued they were all covertly watching Tate, who dropped his
cigar and began playing with the pencil before him, absently winding
and unwinding it upon the string that held it to the tablet. They were
feigning an absorption in the governor’s recital which their quick,
nervous glances at Tate’s hand belied. Burgess had pushed back his
chair to face the governor more comfortably and was tying knots in his
napkin.

Now and then Tate nodded solemnly in affirmation of something the
governor said, but without lifting his eyes from the pencil. His
broad shoulders were bent over the table, and the men about him were
reflecting that this was probably an attitude into which his heavy body
often relaxed when he was pondering deeply.

Wearying of the pencil--a trifle of the dance-card variety--he dropped
it and drew his own from his waistcoat pocket. Then, after looking up
to join in a laugh at some indictment of Republicanism expressed in
droll terms by the governor, he drew the tablet closer and, turning
his head slightly to one side, drew a straight line. Burgess frowned
as several men changed position the better to watch him. The silence
deepened, and the governor’s voice rose with a slight oratorical ring.
Through a half-open window floated the click of billiard balls in the
room below. The governor having come down to the Wilson Administration,
went back to Cleveland, whom he praised as a great leader and a great
president. In normal circumstances there would have been interruptions
and questions and an occasional jibe; and ordinarily the governor, who
was not noted for loquacity, would not have talked twenty minutes at
a stretch without giving an opportunity to his companions to break in
upon him. He was talking, as they all knew, to give Tate time to draw
the odd device which it was his habit to sketch when deeply engrossed.

The pencil continued to move over the paper; and from time to time Tate
turned the pad and scrutinized his work critically. The men immediately
about him watched his hand, wide-eyed, fascinated. There was something
uncanny and unreal in the situation: it was like watching a wild animal
approaching a trap and wholly unmindful of its danger. The square box
which formed the base of the device was traced clearly; the arcs which
were its familiar embellishment were carefully added. The governor,
having exhausted Cleveland, went back to Jackson, and Tate finished a
second drawing, absorbed in his work and rarely lifting his eyes.

Seeing that Tate had tired of this pastime, the governor brought his
lecture to an end, exclaiming:

“Great Scott, Burgess! Why haven’t you stopped me! I’ve said enough
here to ruin me with my party, and you hadn’t the grace to shut me off.”

“I’m glad for one,” said Tate, pushing back the pad, “that I got in in
time to hear you; I’ve never known before that any Democrat could be so
broad-minded!”

“The governor loosens up a good deal between campaigns,” said Burgess,
rising. “And now, let’s go into the library where the chairs are
easier.”

The governor rose with the others, but remained by his chair, talking
to Tate, until the room cleared, and then resumed his seat.

“This is perfectly comfortable; let’s stay here, Mr. Tate. Burgess,
close the door, will you.”

Tate hesitated, looked at his watch, and glanced at Burgess, who sat
down as though wishing to humor the governor, and lighted a cigar.

“Mr. Tate,” said the governor unhurriedly, “if I’m not mistaken, you
are George Avery’s brother-in-law.”

Tate turned quickly, and his eyes widened in surprise.

“Yes,” he answered in slow, even tones; “Avery married my sister.”

“Mr. Tate, I have in my pocket a pardon all ready to sign, giving Avery
his liberty. His case has troubled me a good deal; I don’t want to sign
this pardon unless I’m reasonably sure of Avery’s innocence. If you
were in my place, Mr. Tate, would you sign it?”

The color went out of the man’s face and his jaw fell; but he recovered
himself quickly.

“Of course, governor, it would be a relief to me, to my sister, all
of us, if you could see your way to pardoning George. As you know,
I’ve been doing what I could to bring pressure to bear on the Board
of Pardons: everything that seemed proper. Of course,” he went on
ingratiatingly, “we’ve all felt the disgrace of the thing.”

“Mr. Tate,” the governor interrupted, “I have reason to believe that
there was a third man at Avery’s bungalow the night Reynolds was
killed. I’ve been at some pains to satisfy myself of that. Did that
ever occur to you as a possibility?”

“I suspected that all along,” Tate answered, drawing his handkerchief
slowly across his face. “I never could believe George Avery guilty; he
wasn’t that kind of man!”

“I don’t think he was myself,” the governor replied. “Now, Mr. Tate,
on the night of the murder you were not at home, nor on the next day
when your sister called you on the long-distance telephone. You were in
Louisville, were you not?”

“Yes, certainly; I was in Louisville.”

“As a matter of fact, Mr. Tate, you were not in Louisville! You were
at Avery’s bungalow that night, and you left the quarry station on a
freight train that was sidetracked on the quarry switch to allow the
Chicago train to pass. You rode to Davos, which you reached at two
o’clock in the morning. There you registered under a false name at the
Gerber House, and went home the next evening pretending to have been
at Louisville. You are a bachelor, and live in rooms over your bank,
and there was no one to keep tab on your absences but your clerks, who
naturally thought nothing of your going to Louisville, where business
often takes you. You were there two days ago, I believe. But that
has nothing to do with this matter. When you heard that Reynolds was
dead and Avery under suspicion you answered your sister’s summons and
hurried to Torrenceville.”

“I was in Louisville; I was in Louisville, I tell you!” Tate uttered
the words in convulsive gasps. He brushed the perspiration from his
forehead impatiently and half rose.

“Please sit down, Mr. Tate. You had had trouble a little while before
that with Reynolds about some stock in a creamery concern in your
county that he promoted. You thought he had tricked you, and very
possibly he had. The creamery business had resulted in a bitter
hostility between you: it had gone to such an extent that he had
refused to see you again to discuss the matter. You brooded over that
until you were not quite sane where Reynolds was concerned: I’ll give
you the benefit of that. You asked your brother-in-law to tell you
when Reynolds was going to see him, and he obligingly consented. We
will assume that Avery, a good fellow and anxious to aid you, made a
meeting possible. Reynolds wasn’t to know that you were to be at the
bungalow--he wouldn’t have gone if he had known it--and Avery risked
the success of his own negotiations by introducing you into his house,
out of sheer good will and friendship. You sat at a table in the
bungalow living-room and discussed the matter. Some of these things
only I have guessed at; the rest of it----”

“It’s a lie; it’s all a damned lie! This was a scheme to get me here:
you and Burgess have set this up on me! I tell you I wasn’t at the
quarry; I never saw Reynolds there that night or any other time. My
God, if I had been there,--if Avery could have put it on me, would he
be doing time for it?”

“Not necessarily, Mr. Tate. Let us go back a little. It had been in
your power once to do Avery a great favor, a very great favor. That’s
true, isn’t it?”

Tate stared, clearly surprised, but his quivering lips framed no answer.

“You had known him from boyhood, and shortly after his marriage to
your sister it had been in your power to do him a great favor; you
had helped him out of a hole and saved the quarry for him. It cost
me considerable money to find that out, Mr. Tate, and not a word of
help have I had from Avery: be sure of that! He had been guilty of
something just a little irregular--in fact, the forging of your name
to a note--and you had dealt generously with him, out of your old-time
friendship, we will say, or to spare your sister humiliation.”

“George was in a corner,” said Tate weakly but with manifest relief at
the turn of the talk. “He squared it all long ago.”

“It’s natural, in fact, instinctive, for a man to protect himself, to
exhaust all the possibilities of defense when the law lays it hand
upon him. Avery did not do so, and his meek submission counted heavily
against him. But let us consider that a little. You and Reynolds left
the bungalow together, probably after the interview had added to your
wrath against him, but you wished to renew the talk out of Avery’s
hearing and volunteered to guide Reynolds to the station where the
Chicago train was to stop for him. You didn’t go back, Mr. Tate----”

“Good God, I tell you I wasn’t there! I can prove that I was in
Louisville; I tell you----”

“We’re coming back to your alibi in a moment,” said the governor
patiently. “We will assume--merely assume for the moment--that you
said you would take the train with Reynolds and ride as far as Ashton,
where the Midland crosses and you would get an early morning train
home. Avery went to sleep at the bungalow wholly ignorant of what
had happened; he was awakened in the morning with news that Reynolds
had been killed by blows on the head inflicted near the big derrick
where you and Reynolds--I am assuming again--had stopped to argue your
grievances. Avery--shocked, dazed, not comprehending his danger and
lying there in the bungalow prostrated and half-crazed by the horror
of the thing--waited: waited for the prompt help he expected from
the only living person who knew that he had not left the bungalow.
He knew you only as a kind, helpful friend, and I dare say at first
he never suspected you! It was the last thing in the world he would
have attributed to you, and the possibility of it was slow to enter
his anxious, perturbed mind. He had every reason for sitting tight
in those first hideous hours, confident that the third man at that
bungalow gathering would come forward and establish his innocence with
a word. As is the way in such cases, efforts were made to fix guilt
upon others; but Avery, your friend, the man you had saved once, in a
fine spirit of magnanimity, waited for you to say the word that would
clear him. But you never said that word, Mr. Tate. You took advantage
of his silence; a silence due, we will say, to shock and horror at the
catastrophe and to his reluctance to believe you guilty of so monstrous
a crime or capable of allowing him, an innocent man, to suffer the
penalty for it.”

Tate’s big eyes were bent dully upon the governor. He averted his gaze
slowly and reached for a glass of water, but his hand shook so that
he could not lift it, and he glared at it as though it were a hateful
thing.

“I wasn’t there! Why----” he began with an effort at bravado; but the
words choked him and he sat swinging his head from side to side and
breathing heavily.

The governor went on in the same low, even tone he had used from the
beginning:

“When Avery came to himself and you still were silent, he doubtless
saw that, having arranged for you to meet Reynolds at the
bungalow--Reynolds, who had been avoiding you--he had put himself in
the position of an accessory before the fact and that even if he told
the truth about your being there he would only be drawing you into the
net without wholly freeing himself. At best it was an ugly business,
and being an intelligent man he knew it. I gather that you are a
secretive man by nature; the people who know you well in your own town
say that of you. No one knew that you had gone there and the burden
of the whole thing was upon Avery. And your tracks were so completely
hidden: you had been at such pains to sneak down there to take
advantage of the chance Avery made for you to see Reynolds and have it
out with him about the creamery business, that suspicion never attached
to you. You knew Avery as a good fellow, a little weak, perhaps, as you
learned from that forgery of your name ten years earlier; and it would
have been his word against yours. I’ll say to you, Mr. Tate, that I’ve
lain awake at nights thinking about this case, and I know of nothing
more pitiful, my imagination can conjure nothing more horrible, than
the silent suffering of George Avery as he waited for you to go to his
rescue, knowing that you alone could save him.”

“I didn’t do it, I didn’t do it!” Tate reiterated in a hoarse whisper
that died away with a queer guttural sound in his throat.

“And now about your alibi, Mr. Tate; the alibi that you were never
even called on to establish,” the governor reached for the tablet
and held it before the man’s eyes, which focused upon it slowly,
uncomprehendingly. “Now,” said the governor, “you can hardly deny that
you drew that sketch, for I saw you do it with my own eyes. I’m going
to ask you, Mr. Tate, whether this drawing isn’t also your work?”

He drew out the sheet of paper he had shown the others earlier in the
evening and placed it beside the tablet. Tate jumped to his feet,
staring wild-eyed, and a groan escaped him. The governor caught his arm
and pushed him back into his chair.

“You will see that that is Avery’s letter-head that was used in the
quarry office. As you talked there with Reynolds that night you played
with a pencil as you did here a little while ago and without realizing
it you were creating evidence against yourself that was all I needed
to convince me absolutely of your guilt. I have three other sheets of
Avery’s paper bearing the same figure that you drew that night at the
quarry office; and I have others collected in your own office within
a week! As you may be aware, the power of habit is very strong. For
years, no doubt, your subconsciousness has carried that device, and in
moments of deep abstraction with wholly unrelated things your hand has
traced it. Even the irregularities in the outline are identical, and
the size and shading are precisely the same. I ask you again, Mr. Tate,
shall I sign the pardon I brought here in my pocket and free George
Avery?”

The sweat dripped from Tate’s forehead and trickled down his cheeks in
little streams that shone in the light. His collar had wilted at the
fold, and he ran his finger round his neck to loosen it. Once, twice,
he lifted his head defiantly, but, meeting the governor’s eyes fixed
upon him relentlessly, his gaze wavered. He thrust his hand under his
coat and drew out his pencil and then, finding it in his fingers, flung
it away, and his shoulders drooped lower.


III

Burgess stood by the window with his back to them. The governor spoke
to him, and he nodded and left the room. In a moment he returned with
two men and closed the door quickly.

“Hello, warden; sit down a moment, will you?”

The governor turned to a tall, slender man whose intense pallor was
heightened by the brightness of his oddly staring blue eyes. He
advanced slowly. His manner was that of a blind man moving cautiously
in an unfamiliar room. The governor smiled reassuringly into his white,
impassive face.

“I’m very glad to see you, Mr. Avery,” he said. He rose and took Avery
by the hand.

At the name Tate’s head went up with a jerk. His chair creaked
discordantly as he turned, looked up into the masklike face behind him,
and then the breath went out of him with a sharp, whistling sound as
when a man dies, and he lunged forward with his arms flung out upon the
table.

The governor’s grip tightened upon Avery’s hand; there was something of
awe in his tone when he spoke.

“You needn’t be afraid, Avery,” he said. “My way of doing this is a
little hard, I know, but it seemed the only way. I want you to tell
me,” he went on slowly, “whether Tate was at the bungalow the night
Reynolds was killed. He was there, wasn’t he?”

Avery wavered, steadied himself with an effort, and slowly shook his
head. The governor repeated his question in a tone so low that Burgess
and the warden, waiting at the window, barely heard. A third time he
asked the question. Avery’s mouth opened, but he only wet his lips
with a quick, nervous movement of the tongue, and his eyes met the
governor’s unseeingly.

The governor turned from him slowly, and his left hand fell upon Tate’s
shoulder.

“If you are not guilty, Tate, now is the time for you to speak. I want
you to say so before Avery; that’s what I’ve brought him here for.
I don’t want to make a mistake. If you say you believe Avery to be
guilty, I will not sign his pardon.”

He waited, watching Tate’s hands as they opened and shut weakly; they
seemed, as they lay inert upon the table, to be utterly dissociated
from him, the hands of an automaton whose mechanism worked imperfectly.
A sob, deep, hoarse, pitiful, shook his burly form.

The governor sat down, took a bundle of papers from his pocket, slipped
one from under the rubber band which snapped back sharply into place.
He drew out a pen, tested the point carefully, then, steadying it with
his left hand, wrote his name.

“Warden,” he said, waving the paper to dry the ink; “thank you for your
trouble. You will have to go home alone. Avery is free.”


IV

When Burgess appeared at the bank at ten o’clock the next morning he
found his friends of the night before established in the directors’
room waiting for him. They greeted him without their usual chaff, and
he merely nodded to all comprehendingly and seated himself on the table.

“We don’t want to bother you, Web,” said Colton, “but I guess we’d all
feel better if we knew what happened after we left you last night. I
hope you don’t mind.”

Burgess frowned and shook his head.

“You ought to thank God you didn’t have to see the rest of it! I’ve got
a reservation on the Limited tonight: going down to the big city in the
hope of getting it out of my mind.”

“Well, we know only what the papers printed this morning,” said Ramsay;
“a very brief paragraph saying that Avery had been pardoned. The papers
don’t tell the story of his crime as they usually do, and we noticed
that they refrained from saying that the pardon was signed at one of
your dinner parties.”

“I fixed the newspapers at the governor’s request. He didn’t want any
row made about it, and neither did I, for that matter. Avery is at my
house. His wife was there waiting for him when I took him home.”

“We rather expected that,” said Colton, “as we were planted at the
library windows when you left the club. But about the other man: that’s
what’s troubling us.”

“Um,” said Burgess, crossing his legs and clasping his knees. “_That_
was the particular hell of it.”

“Tate was guilty; we assume that of course,” suggested Fullerton. “We
all saw him signing his death warrant right there at the table.”

“Yes,” Burgess replied gravely, “and he virtually admitted it; but if
God lets me live I hope never to see anything like that again!”

He jumped down and took a turn across the room.

“And now---- After that, Web?”

“Well, it won’t take long to tell it. After the governor signed the
pardon I told the warden to take Avery downstairs and get him a drink:
the poor devil was all in. And then Tate came to, blubbering like the
vile coward he is, and began pleading for mercy: on his knees, mind
you; on his _knees_! God! It was horrible--horrible beyond anything I
ever dreamed of--to see him groveling there. I supposed, of course,
the governor would turn him over to the police. I was all primed for
that, and Tate expected it and bawled like a sick calf. But what he
said was--what the governor said was, and he said it the way they say
‘dust to dust’ over a grave--‘You poor fool, for such beasts as you the
commonwealth has no punishment that wouldn’t lighten the load you’ve
got to carry around with you till you die!’ That’s all there was of it!
That’s exactly what he said, and can you beat it? I got a room for Tate
at the club, and told one of the Japs to put him to bed.”

“But the governor had no right,” began Ramsay eagerly; “he had no
_right_----”

“The king can do no wrong! And, if you fellows don’t mind, the incident
is closed, and we’ll never speak of it again.”




WRONG NUMBER


I

They called him Wrong Number in the bank because he happened so often
and was so annoying. His presence in the White River National was
painful to bookkeepers, tellers and other practical persons connected
with this financial Gibraltar because, without having any definite
assignment, he was always busy. He was carried on the rolls as a
messenger, though he performed none of the duties commonly associated
with the vocation, calling or job of a bank messenger. No one assumed
responsibility for Wrong Number, not even the Cashier or the First Vice
President, and such rights, powers and immunities as he enjoyed were
either self-conferred or were derived from the President, Mr. Webster
G. Burgess.

Wrong Number’s true appellation as disclosed by the payroll was
Clarence E. Tibbotts, and the cynical note-teller averred that the
initial stood for Elmer. A small, compact figure, fair hair, combed to
onion-skin smoothness, a pinkish face and baby blue eyes--there was
nothing in Wrong Number’s appearance to arouse animosity in any but the
stoniest heart. Wrong Number was polite, he was unfailingly cheerful,
and when called upon to assist in one place or another he responded
with alacrity and no one had reason to complain of his efficiency.
He could produce a letter from the files quicker than the regular
archivist, or he could play upon the adding machine as though it were
an instrument of ten strings. No one had ever taught him anything; no
one had the slightest intention of teaching him anything, and yet by
imperceptible degrees, he, as a free lance, passed through a period
of mild tolerance into acceptance as a valued and useful member of
the staff. In the Liberty Loan rushes that well-nigh swamped the
department, Wrong Number knew the answers to all the questions that
were fired through the wickets. Distracted ladies who had lost their
receipts for the first payment and timidly reported this fact found
Wrong Number patient and helpful. An early fear in the cages that the
president had put Wrong Number into the bank as a spy upon the clerical
force was dispelled, when it became known that the young man did on
several occasions, conceal or connive at concealing some of those
slight errors and inadvertencies that happen in the best regulated of
banks. Wrong Number was an enigma, an increasing mystery, nor was he
without his enjoyment of his associates’ mystification.

Wrong Number’s past, though veiled in mist in the White River National,
may here be fully and truthfully disclosed. To understand Wrong Number
one must also understand Mr. Webster G. Burgess, his discoverer and
patron. In addition to being an astute and successful banker, Mr.
Burgess owned a string of horses and sent them over various circuits
at the usual seasons, and he owned a stock farm of high repute as may
be learned by reference to any of the authoritative stud books. If
his discreet connection with the racetrack encouraged the belief that
Mr. Burgess was what is vulgarly termed a “sport,” his prize-winning
short-horns in conjunction with his generous philanthropies did much to
minimize the sin of the racing stable.

Mr. Burgess “took care of his customers,” a heavenly attribute in any
banker, and did not harass them unnecessarily. Other bankers in town
who passed the plate every Sunday in church and knew nothing of Horse
might be suspicious and nervous and even disagreeable in a pinch,
but Mr. Burgess’s many admirers believed that he derived from his
association with Horse a breadth of vision and an optimism peculiarly
grateful to that considerable number of merchants and manufacturers
who appreciate a liberal line of credit. Mr. Burgess was sparing of
language and his “Yes” and “No” were equally pointed and final. Some of
his utterances, such as a warning to the hand-shaking Vice president,
“Don’t bring any anemic people into my office,” were widely quoted
in business circles. “This is a bank, not the sheriff’s office,” he
remarked to a customer who was turning a sharp corner. “I’ve told the
boys to renew your notes. Quit sobbing and get back on your job.”

It was by reason of their devotion to Horse that Burgess and Wrong
Number met and knew instantly that the fates had ordained the meeting.
Wrong Number had grown up in the equine atmosphere of Lexington--the
Lexington of the Blue Grass, and his knowledge of the rest of the world
was gained from his journeys to race meets with specimens of the horse
kind. Actors are not more superstitious than horsemen and from the time
he became a volunteer assistant to the stablemen on the big horse farm
the superstition gained ground among the _cognoscenti_ that the wings
of the Angel of Good Luck had brushed his tow head and that he was a
mascot of superior endowment. As he transferred his allegiance from
one stable to another luck followed him, and when he picked, one year,
as a Derby winner the unlikeliest horse on the card and that horse
galloped home an easy winner, weird and uncanny powers were attributed
to Wrong Number.

Burgess had found him sitting on an upturned pail in front of the
stable that housed “Lord Templeton” at six o’clock of the morning of
the day the stallion strode away from a brilliant field and won an
enviable prestige for the Burgess stables. Inspired by Wrong Number’s
confidence, Burgess had backed “Lord Templeton” far more heavily than
he had intended and as a result was enabled to credit a small fortune
to his horse account. For four seasons the boy followed the Burgess
string and in winter made himself useful on the Burgess farm somewhere
north of the Ohio. He showed a genius for acquiring information and was
cautious in expressing opinions; he was industrious in an unobtrusive
fashion; and he knew about all there is to know about the care and
training of horses. Being a prophet he saw the beginning of the end
of the Horse Age and sniffed gasoline without resentment, and could
take an automobile to pieces and put it together again. Burgess was
his ideal of a gentleman, a banker, and a horseman, and he carried his
idolatry to the point of imitating his benefactor in manner, dress
and speech. Finding that Wrong Number was going into town for a night
course in a business college, Burgess paid the bill, and seeing that
Wrong Number at twenty-two had outgrown Horse and aspired to a career
in finance, Burgess took him into the bank with an injunction to the
cashier to “turn him loose in the lot.”

While Mrs. Burgess enjoyed the excitement and flutter of grandstands,
her sense of humor was unequal to a full appreciation of the social
charm of those gentlemen who live in close proximity to Horse. Their
ways and their manners and their dialect did not in fact amuse her, and
she entertained an utterly unwarranted suspicion that they were not
respectable. It was with the gravest doubts and misgivings that she
witnessed the rise of Wrong Number who, after that young gentleman’s
transfer to the bank, turned up in the Burgess town house rather
frequently and had even adorned her table.

On an occasion Web had wired her from Chicago that he couldn’t get home
for a certain charity concert which she had initiated and suggested
that she commandeer Wrong Number as an escort; and as no other man of
her acquaintance was able or willing to represent the shirking Webster,
she did in fact utilize Wrong Number. She was obliged to confess that
he had been of the greatest assistance to her and that but for his
prompt and vigorous action the programmes, which had not been delivered
at the music hall, would never have been recovered from the theatre to
which an erring messenger had carried them. Wrong Number, arrayed in
evening dress, had handed her in and out of her box and made himself
agreeable to three other wives of tired business men who loathed
concerts and pleaded important business engagements whenever their
peace was menaced by classical music. Mrs. Burgess’s bitterness toward
Webster for his unaccountable interest in Wrong Number was abated
somewhat by these circumstances though she concealed the fact and
berated him for his desertion in an hour of need.

Webster G. Burgess was enormously entertained by his wife’s social and
philanthropic enterprises and he was proud of her ability to manage
things. Their two children were away at school and at such times as
they dined alone at home the table was the freest confessional for her
activities. She never understood why Webster evinced so much greater
interest and pleasure in her reports of the warring factions than in
affairs that moved smoothly under her supreme direction.

“You know, Web,” she began on an evening during the progress of the
Great War, after watching her spouse thrust his fork with satisfaction
into a pudding she had always found successful in winning him to an
amiable mood; “you know, Web, that Mrs. Gurley hasn’t the slightest
sense of fitness,--no tact,--no delicacy!”

“You’ve hinted as much before,” said Webster placidly. “Cleaned you up
in a club election?”

“Web!” ejaculated Mrs. Burgess disdainfully. “You know perfectly well
she was completely snowed under at the Women’s Civic League election.
Do you think after all I did to start that movement I’d let such a
woman take the presidency away from me? It isn’t that I _cared_ for it;
heaven knows I’ve got enough to do without that!”

“Right!” affirmed Burgess readily. “But what’s she put over on you now?”

Mrs. Burgess lifted her head quickly from a scrutiny of the percolator
flame.

“Put over! Don’t you think I give her any chance to put anything over!
I wouldn’t have her _think_ for a minute that she was in any sense a
_rival_.”

“No; nothing vulgar and common like that,” agreed Webster.

“But that woman’s got the idea that she’s going to entertain all the
distinguished people that come here. And the Gurleys have only been
here two years and we’ve lived here all our lives! It’s nothing to me,
of course, but you know there _is_ a certain dignity in being an old
family, even here, and my great grandfather was a pioneer governor, and
yours was the first State treasurer and that ought to count and always
_has_ counted. And the Gurleys made all their money out of tomatoes and
pickles in a few years; and since they came to town they’ve just been
_forcing_ themselves everywhere.”

“I’d hardly say that,” commented Burgess. “There’s no stone wall around
this town. I was on a committee of the Chamber of Commerce that invited
Gurley to move his canning factory here.”

“And after that he was brazen enough to take his account to the
Citizen’s!” exclaimed Mrs. Burgess.

“That wasn’t altogether Gurley’s fault, Gertie,” replied Burgess,
softly.

“You don’t mean, Web----”

“I mean that we could have had his account if we’d wanted it.”

“Well, I’m glad we’re under no obligations to carry them round.”

“We’re not, if that’s the way you see it. But Mrs. Gurley wears pretty
good clothes,” he suggested, meditatively removing the wrapper from his
cigar.

“Webster Burgess, you don’t _mean_----”

“I mean that she’s smartly set up. You’ve got to hand it to her,
particularly for hats.”

“You never see what I wear! You haven’t paid the slightest attention to
anything I’ve worn for ten years! You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
That woman buys all her clothes in New York, every stitch and feather,
and they cost five times what I spend! With the war going on, I don’t
feel that it’s _right_ for a woman to spread herself on clothes. You
know you said yourself we ought to economize, and I discharged Marie
and cut down the household bills. Marie was worth the fifty dollars a
month I paid her for the cleaner’s bills she saved me.”

Mrs. Burgess was at all times difficult to tease, and Webster was
conscious that he had erred grievously in broaching the matter of
Mrs. Gurley’s apparel, which had never interested him a particle.
He listened humbly as Mrs. Burgess gave a detailed account of her
expenditures for raiment for several years, and revealed what she had
never meant to tell him, that out of her personal allowance she was
caring for eight French orphans in addition to the dozen she had told
him about.

“Well, you’re a mighty fine girl, Gertie. You know I think so.”

The tears in Mrs. Burgess’s eyes made necessary some more tangible
expression of his affection than this, so he walked round and kissed
her, somewhat to the consternation of the butler who at that moment
appeared to clear the table.

“As to money,” he continued when they had reached the living-room, “I
got rid of some stock I thought was a dead one the other day and I
meant to give you a couple of thousand. You may consider it’s yours for
clothes or orphans or anything you like.”

She murmured her gratitude as she took up her knitting but he saw that
the wound caused by his ungallant reference to Mrs. Gurley’s wardrobe
had not been healed by a kiss and two thousand dollars. Gertrude
Burgess was a past mistress of the art of extracting from any such
situation its fullest potentialities of compensation. And Webster knew
as he fumbled the evening newspaper that before he departed for the
meeting of the War Chest Committee that demanded his presence downtown
at eight o’clock he must make it easy for her to pour out her latest
grievances against Mrs. Gurley. He is a poor husband who hasn’t learned
the value of the casual approach. To all outward appearances he had
forgotten Mrs. Gurley and for that matter Mrs. Burgess as well when,
without looking up from the Government estimate of the winter wheat
acreage, he remarked with a perfectly-feigned absent air:

“By-the-way, Gertie, you started to say something about that Gurley
woman. Been breaking into your fences somewhere?”

“If I thought you would be interested, Web----”

This on both sides was mere routine, a part of the accepted method, the
established technique of mollification.

“Of course I want to hear it,” said Webster, throwing the paper down
and planting himself at ease before her with his back to the fire.

“I don’t want you to think me unkind or unjust, Web, but there are
_some_ things, you know!”

He admitted encouragingly that there were indeed some things and bade
her go on.

“Well, what made me very indignant was the way that woman walked off
with the Italian countess who was here last week to speak to our
Red Cross workers. You know I wired Senator Saybrook to extend an
invitation to the Countess to come to our house, and he wrote me that
he had called on her at the Italian Embassy and she had accepted; and
then when the Countess came and I went to the station to meet her, Mrs.
Gurley was there all dressed up and carried her off to her house. For
sheer impudence, Web, that beat anything I ever heard of. Every one
_knows_ our home is always open and it had been in the papers that we
were to entertain the Countess Paretti. It was not only a reflection on
me, Web, but on you as well. And of course the poor Countess wasn’t to
blame, with all the hurry and confusion at the station, and she didn’t
know me from Adam; and Mrs. Gurley simply captured her--it was really
a case of the most shameless kidnapping--and hurried her into her
limousine and took her right off to her house.”

“Well, after the time you’d spent thinking up Italian dishes for the
lady to consume, I should say that the spaghetti was on us,” said
Burgess, recalling with relief that the Countess’ failure to honor his
home had released him for dinner with a British aviator who had proved
to be a very amusing and interesting person. “I meant to ask you how
the Gurleys got into the sketch. It was a contemptible thing to do, all
right. No wonder you’re bitter about it. I’ll cheerfully punch Gurley’s
head if that’ll do any good.”

“What I’ve been thinking about, Web, is this,” said Mrs. Burgess,
meditatively. “You know there’s an Illyrian delegation coming to town,
a special envoy of some of the highest civil and military officials of
poor war-swept Illyria. And I heard this afternoon that the Gurleys
mean to carry them all to their house for luncheon when the train
arrives Thursday at noon just before Governor Eastman receives them at
the statehouse, where there’s to be a big public meeting. The Gurleys
have had their old congressman from Taylorville extend the invitation
in Washington and of course the Illyrians wouldn’t _know_, Web.”

“They would not,” said Webster. “The fame of our domestic cuisine
probably hasn’t reached Illyria and the delegation would be sure to
form a low opinion of Western victualing if they feed at the Gurleys.
The Gurleys probably think it a chance to open up a new market for
their well-known Eureka brand of catsup in Illyria after the war.”

“Don’t be absurd!” admonished Mrs. Burgess.

“I’m not absurd; I’m indignant,” Webster averred. “Put your cards on
the table and let’s have a look. What you want to do, Gertie, is to
hand the Gurleys one of their own sour pickles. I sympathize fully with
your ambition to retaliate. I’ll go further than that,” he added with a
covert glance at the clock; “I’ll see what I can do to turn the trick!”

“I don’t see _how_ it can be done without doing something we can’t
stoop to do,” replied Mrs. Burgess with a hopeful quaver in her voice.

“We must do no stooping,” Webster agreed heartily. “It would be far
from us to resort to the coarse kidnapping tactics of the Gurleys. And
of course you can’t go to the mat with Mrs. Gurley in the trainshed.
A rough and tumble scrap right there before the Illyrians would be
undignified and give ’em a quaint notion of the social habits of the
corn belt. But gently and firmly to guide the Illyrian commissioners
to our humble home, throw them a luncheon, show ’em the family album
and after the show at the statehouse give ’em a whirl to the art
institute, and walk ’em through the Illyrian relief rooms, where a
pretty little Illyrian girl dressed in her native costume would hand
’em flowers--that’s the ticket.”

“Oh, Web, you are always so helpful when you want to be! That’s the
most beautiful idea about the flowers. And perhaps a _group_ of
Illyrian children would do some folk dances! I’m sure the visitors
would be deeply touched by that.”

“It would certainly make a hit,” said Webster, feeling that he was
once more rehabilitated in his wife’s affections and confidence. “You
say the Gurleys’ publicity agent has already gazetted their hospitable
designs? Excellent! The more advance work they do on the job the
better. We’ll give a jar to the pickles--that’s the game! Did you get
that, Gertie? Pickles, a jar of pickles; a jar to the pickle industry?”

“I was thinking,” said Mrs. Burgess, with a far-away look in her eyes,
“how charming the folk dances would be and I must see the settlement
house superintendent about choosing just the _right_ children. But,
Web, is it _possible_ to do this so _no one_ will know?”

“Don’t worry about that,” he assured her. “Arrange your luncheon and
do it right. I’ve heard somewhere that a great delicacy in Illyria is
broiled grasshoppers, or maybe it’s centipedes. Better look that up to
be sure not to poison our faithful ally. You’d better whisper to Mrs.
Eastman that you’ll want the Governor, but tell her it’s to meet a
prison reformer or a Congo missionary; Eastman is keen on those lines.
And ask a few pretty girls and look up the Illyrian religion and get a
bishop to suit.”

“But you haven’t told me how you _mean_ to do it, Web. Of course we
must be careful----”

“Careful!” repeated Burgess shaking himself into his top coat in the
hall door. “My name is discretion. You needn’t worry about that part of
it! The whole business will be taken care of; dead or alive you shall
have the Illyrians.”


II

Wrong Number, locked up in the directors’ room of the White River
National, studied timetables and maps and newspaper clippings bearing
upon the Western pilgrimage of the Illyrian Commission. In fifty words
Webster G. Burgess had transferred to his shoulders full responsibility
for producing the Illyrians in the Burgess home, warning him it must be
done with all dignity and circumspection.

“That’s for expenses,” said Burgess, handing him a roll of bills. “This
job isn’t a bank transaction--you get me? It’s strictly a social event.”

Wrong Number betrayed no perturbation as the president stated the case.
Matters of delicacy had been confided to him before by his patron--the
study of certain horses he thought of buying and wished an honest
report on, the cautious sherlocking of a country-town customer who
was flying higher than his credit; the disposal of the stock of an
automobile dealer whose business had jumped ahead of his capital;--such
tasks as these Wrong Number had performed to the entire satisfaction of
his employer.

In a new fall suit built by Burgess’s tailor, with a green stripe
instead of a blue to differentiate it from the president’s latest, and
with a white carnation in his lapel (Mrs. Burgess provided a pink one
for Web every morning), Wrong Number brooded over this new problem for
two days before he became a man of action.

His broad democracy made him a familiar visitor to cigar stands,
billiard parlors, gun stores, soft drink bars and cheap hotels where
one encounters horsemen, expert trap shooters, pugilists, book-makers,
and other agreeable characters never met in fashionable clubs. After
much thought he chose as his co-conspirator, Peterson, a big Swede, to
whom he had advanced money with which to open a Turkish bath. As the
bath was flourishing the Swede welcomed an opportunity to express his
gratitude to one he so greatly admired; and besides he still owed Wrong
Number two hundred dollars.

“I want a coupla guys that will look right in tall hats,” said Wrong
Number. “You’ll do for one; you’ll make up fine for the Illyrian
Minister of Foreign Affairs,--he’s a tall chap, you’ll see from that
picture of the bunch being received at the New York city hall. Then
you want a little weazened cuss who won’t look like an undertaker in a
frock coat to stand for the Minister of Finance. We need four more to
complete the string and they gotta have uniforms. Comic opera hats with
feathers--you can’t make ’em too fancy.”

The Swede nodded. The Uniform Rank of the Order of the Golden Buck of
which he was a prominent member could provide the very thing.

“And I gotta have one real Illyrian to spout the language to the
delegation.”

“What’s the matter with Bensaris who runs a candy shop near where I
live? He’s the big squeeze among ’em.”

“We’ll go down and see him. Remember, he don’t need to know anything;
just do what I tell him. There’s a hundred in this for you, Pete, if
you pull it right; expenses extra.”

“The cops might pinch us,” suggested Peterson, warily. “And what you
goin’ to do about the Mayor? It says in the papers that the Mayor meets
the outfit at the Union Station.”

“If the cops ask the countersign tell ’em you turned out to meet the
remains of a deceased brother. And don’t worry about the Mayor. He’s
been over the Grand Circuit with me and brought his money home in a
trunk.”

He drew a memorandum book from his pocket and set down the following
items:

  Pete. 2 silk hats; five uni.
  Band.
  Bensaris.
  Mayor.
  5 touring cars.

“The honor, it is too much!” pleaded Bensaris when Wrong Number and
Peterson told him all it was necessary for him to know, at a little
table in the rear of his shop. “But in the day’s paper my daughter read
me their excellencies be met at the Union Station; the arrange’ have
been change’?”

“The papers are never right,” declared Wrong Number. “And you don’t
need to tell ’em anything.”

“A lady, Mees Burgett, she came here to arrange all Illyrians go to
Relief office to sing the songs of my country. My daughter, she shall
dance and hand flowers to their excellencies!” cried Bensaris beaming.

“The Bensaris family will be featured right through the bill,” said
Wrong Number.

“It is too kind,” insisted Bensaris. “It is for the Mayor you make the
arrange’?”

“I represent the financial interests of our city,” Wrong Number
replied. “You want to go the limit in dressing up the automobiles; make
’em look like Fourth o’ July in your native O’Learyo. Where do we doll
’em up, Pete?”

A garage of a friend in the next block would serve admirably and
Peterson promised to co-operate with Bensaris in doing the job properly.

“Tail coat and two-gallon hat for Mr. Bensaris,” said Wrong Number.
“Pete, you look after that.” He pressed cash upon Mr. Bensaris and
noted the amount in his book. “We’ll call it a heat,” he said, and went
uptown to pilot Mr. Webster G. Burgess to a ten round match for points
between two local amateurs that was being pulled off behind closed
doors in an abandoned skating rink.


III

The Illyrian Commission had just breakfasted when their train reached
Farrington on the State line, where the Mayor of the capital city, Mr.
Clarence E. Tibbotts, _alias_ Wrong Number, and Mr. Zoloff Bensaris,
all in shining hats, boarded the train.

Having studied the portraits of the distinguished Illyrians in a
Sunday supplement provided by Mr. Tibbotts, Mr. Bensaris effected the
introductions without an error, and having been carefully coached by
the same guide he did not handle his two-gallon hat as though it were a
tray of chocolate sundaes. The kindness of the mayor and his associates
in coming so far to meet the Commission deeply touched the visitors.
The Fourth Assistant Secretary of State, who was doing the honors of
the American government, heard without emotion of the slight changes in
the programme.

“We thought the Commission would be tired of the train,” explained
Wrong Number, who was relieved to find that his cutaway was of the same
vintage as the Fourth Assistant Secretary’s; “so we get off at the
first stop this side of town and motor in.”

“Luncheon at Mr. Gurley’s,” said the Secretary, consulting a sheaf of
telegrams.

“Had to change that, too,” said Wrong Number carelessly; “they have
scarlet fever at the Gurleys. The Webster G. Burgesses will throw the
luncheon.”

The Secretary made a note of the change and thrust his papers into his
pocket. Mr. Tibbotts handed round his cigarette case, a silver trinket
bearing “Lord Templeton’s” head in enamel relief, a Christmas gift from
Mr. Webster G. Burgess, and joined in a discussion of the morning’s
news from the Balkans, where the Illyrian troops were acquitting
themselves with the highest credit.

When the suburban villas of Ravenswood began to dance along the
windows, Mr. Tibbotts marshaled his party and as they stepped from
the private car a band struck up the Illyrian national hymn. Several
dozen students from the nearby college who chanced to be at the station
raised a cheer. As the Illyrians were piloted across the platform to
the fleet of waiting automobiles, the spectators were interested in
the movements of another party,--a party fully as distinguished in
appearance--that emerged from the station and tripped briskly into a
sleeper farther along in the train that had discharged the Illyrians.
Here, too, were silk hats upon two sober-looking gentlemen who could
hardly be other than statesmen, and uniforms of great splendor upon
five stalwart forms, with topping plumes waving blithely in the autumn
air. And out of the corner of his eye Mr. Clarence E. Tibbotts, just
seating himself in a big touring car, between the Fourth Assistant
Secretary of State and the Illyrian Minister of Finance, saw Peterson’s
work, and knew that it was good.

The procession swept into town at a lively clip, set by the driver of
the first car, that bore the Mayor and the Minister of Foreign Affairs,
which was driven by a victor of many motor speed trials carefully
chosen by Wrong Number for this important service. The piquant flavor
of Wrong Number’s language as he pointed out objects of interest
amused the American Secretary, much bored in his pilgrimages by the
solemnities of reception committees, and it served also to convince the
Illyrian Minister of Finance of the inadequacy of his own English.

Lusty cheering greeted the party as it moved slowly through the
business district. When the Illyrian Minister and the Fourth Secretary
lifted their hats Wrong Number kept time with them; he enjoyed lifting
his hat. He enjoyed also a view of half a dozen clerks on the steps of
the White River National, who cheered deliriously as they espied their
associate and hastened within to spread the news of his latest exploit
through the cages.

It is fortunate that Mr. Tibbotts had taken the precaution to plant
a motion-picture camera opposite the Burgess home, for otherwise the
historical student of the future might be puzzled to find that the
first edition of the _Evening Journal_ of that day showed the Illyrian
delegation passing through the gates of the Union Station, with a
glimpse of Mrs. Arnold D. Gurley handing a large bouquet of roses to
a tall gentleman who was not in fact the Illyrian Minister of Foreign
Affairs but the proprietor of Peterson’s bath parlors. The _Journal_
suppressed its pictures in later editions, thereby saving its face, and
printed without illustrations an excellent account of the reception of
the Illyrians at Ravenswood and of the luncheon, from facts furnished
by Mr. Tibbotts, who stood guard at the door of the Burgess home while
the function was in progress in the dining room.

Who ate Mrs. Gurley’s luncheon is a moot question in the select circles
of the capital city. Peterson and his party might have enjoyed the
repast had not the proprietor of the bath parlors, after accepting Mrs.
Gurley’s bouquet at the station gates, vanished with his accomplices in
the general direction of their lodge room of the Order of the Golden
Buck.

When foolish reporters tried to learn at the City Hall why the Mayor
had changed without warning the plans for the reception, that official
referred them to the Secretary of the Chamber of Commerce, who in turn
directed the inquirers to the Governor’s office and the Governor,
having been properly admonished by his wife, knew nothing whatever
about it.


IV

As the Burgesses were reviewing the incidents of the day at dinner that
evening, Mrs. Burgess remarked suddenly,

“Now that it’s all over, Web, do you think it was quite fair, really
_right_?”

“You mean,” asked Webster, huskily, “that you’re not satisfied with the
way it was handled?”

“Oh, not that! But it was almost _too_ complete; and poor Mrs. Gurley
must be horribly humiliated.”

“Crushed, I should say,” remarked Webster cheerfully. “This ought to
hold her for a while.”

“But that fake delegation you had at the station to deceive Mrs.
Gurley----”

“I beg your pardon,” Webster interrupted, “I assure you I had nothing
to do with it.”

“Well, all I _know_ is that just before dinner Mrs. Eastman called me
up and said the Governor had just telephoned her that Mrs. Gurley tried
to _kiss_ the hand of some man she took for the Illyrian Minister of
Foreign Affairs as he went through the station gates. And the man is
nothing but a rubber in a Turkish bath. You _wouldn’t_ have done that,
Web, would you?”

“No, dear, I would not! For one thing, I wouldn’t have been smart
enough to think it up.”

“And you know, Web, I shouldn’t want you to think me mean and envious
and jealous. I’m not really that way; you know I’m not! And of course
if I’d thought you’d really bring the Illyrians here, I should never
have mentioned it at all.”

Webster passed his hand across his brow in bewilderment. At moments
when he thought he was meeting the most exacting requirements of the
marital relationship it was enormously disturbing to find himself
defeated.

“Your luncheon was a great success; the talk at the table was
wonderful; and the girls you brought in made a big hit. It’s the best
party you ever pulled off,” he declared warmly.

“I’m glad you think so,” she said slowly, giving him her direct gaze
across the table, “but there were one or two things I didn’t quite
like, Web. It seemed to me your young friend Tibbotts was a little
_too_ conspicuous. I’m surprised that you let him come to the house.
You couldn’t--you _wouldn’t_ have let him _know_ how the Illyrians came
here? He really seemed to assume full charge of the party, and in the
drawing room he was flirting outrageously with pretty Lois Hubbard,
and kept her giggling when I’d asked her _specially_ to be nice to the
Fourth Assistant Secretary, who’s a bachelor, you know. And if Mrs.
Hubbard _knew_ we had introduced Lois to a boy from the racetrack----”

“It would be awful,” said Webster with one of the elusive grins that
always baffled her.

“What would be awful?” she demanded.

“Oh, nothing! I was thinking of Wrong Number and what a blow it would
be if I should lose him. I must remember to raise his salary in the
morning.”


THE END.




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