SIR JOHN DERING




_BY THE SAME AUTHOR_


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_Sampson Low, Marston & Co., Ltd._




                             SIR JOHN DERING

                            A ROMANTIC COMEDY

                                    BY
                              JEFFERY FARNOL
                    AUTHOR OF “THE BROAD HIGHWAY” ETC.

                              [Illustration]

                                  LONDON
                     SAMPSON LOW, MARSTON & CO. LTD.

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                                    TO

                            MY FRIEND OF YEARS
                         AND RIGHT TRUSTY COMRADE

                           HERBERT LONDON POPE

                 I DEDICATE THIS BOOK AS A SMALL TRIBUTE
              TO HIS PATIENCE, FAITHFULNESS, AND UNFALTERING
                      LOYALTY: WITH THE EARNEST HOPE
                THAT TIME MAY BUT KNIT US EVER MORE CLOSE

                              JEFFERY FARNOL

                                  SUSSEX




CONTENTS


                                                                      PAGE

           PROLOGUE                                                      1

     CHAP.

        I. WHICH INTRODUCES THE DOG WITH A BAD NAME                      6

       II. WHICH DESCRIBES A FORTUITOUS BUT FATEFUL MEETING             20

      III. TELLETH OF MRS. ROSE, THE GUILEFUL INNOCENT                  29

       IV. SHEWETH THE WICKED DERING IN A NEW RÔLE                      34

        V. THE ALLURE OF SIMPLICITY: MOONLIGHT AND AN ELOPEMENT         39

       VI. OF SOULS, SOLITUDE AND A DUSTY ROAD                          46

      VII. WHICH INTRODUCES MY LORD SAYLE AND THE CLASH OF STEEL        54

     VIII. OF A POST-CHAISE, INIQUITY AND A GRANDMOTHER                 65

       IX. DESCRIBES THE ADVENTURES OF THE _TRUE BELIEVER_              71

        X. FURTHER CONCERNING THE SAME                                  79

       XI. OF AN ALTRUISTIC SCOT                                        85

      XII. DESCRIBETH THE DUPLICITY OF INNOCENCE                        94

     XIII. CONCERNING THE ADVENT OF JOHN DERWENT                        99

      XIV. HOW THE MAN OF SENTIMENT SENTIMENTALISED IN A DITCH         109

       XV. WHICH INTRODUCES A FRIEZE COAT AND ITS WEARER, ONE
             GEORGE POTTER                                             119

      XVI. DESCRIBES A SCANDALOUS ITEM OF FASHIONABLE INTELLIGENCE
             AND THE CONSEQUENCES THEREOF                              129

     XVII. HOW SIR JOHN DERING CAME BACK TO MAYFAIR                    140

    XVIII. HOW SIR JOHN DERING WENT A-WOOING                           143

      XIX. TELLS HOW SIR JOHN WENT “BEAR-BAITING”                      149

       XX. HOW SIR JOHN PLEDGED HIS WORD: WITH SOME DESCRIPTION OF
             THE PROPERTIES OF SNUFF                                   156

      XXI. OF GEORGE POTTER, HIS WHISTLE                               163

     XXII. MY LADY HERMINIA BARRASDAILE WEAVES WEBS FOR AN UNWARY HE   176

    XXIII. HOW GEORGE POTTER CIRCUMVENTED THE PREVENTIVES              181

     XXIV. OF MR. BUNKLE AND THE ROOM WITH FIVE DOORS                  193

      XXV. TELLETH HOW SIR JOHN BEHELD THE GHOST                       200

     XXVI. CONCERNS ITSELF MAINLY WITH THE “MORNING AFTER”             206

    XXVII. TELLETH HOW MR. DERWENT BEGAN HIS WOOING                    212

   XXVIII. TELLETH HOW MY LADY ADOPTED A FAIRY GODMOTHER               223

     XXIX. GIVETH SOME DESCRIPTIONS OF A TEA-DRINKING                  228

      XXX. IN WHICH SIR JOHN RECEIVES A WARNING                        238

     XXXI. BEING A CHAPTER OF NO GREAT CONSEQUENCE                     243

    XXXII. TELLETH HOW SIR JOHN DERWENT WENT A-WOOING                  247

   XXXIII. WHICH, AMONG OTHER SMALL MATTERS, TELLETH OF A SNUFF-BOX    251

    XXXIV. CONCERNS ITSELF WITH ONE OF THE MANY MYSTERIES OF THE
             ‘MARKET CROSS INN’                                        258

     XXXV. BEING THE SHORTEST IN THIS BOOK                             271

    XXXVI. WHICH CONTAINS FURTHER MENTION OF A CERTAIN SNUFF-BOX       273

   XXXVII. WHICH GIVETH SOME DESCRIPTION OF A MURDERER’S HAT           281

  XXXVIII. OF THE TERROR BY NIGHT                                      289

    XXXIX. HOW THEY WARNED CAPTAIN SHARKIE NYE                         299

       XL. DESCRIBES, AMONG OTHER THINGS, HOW MY LADY TRAMPLED
             TRIUMPHANTLY AT LAST                                      308

      XLI. TELLETH OF THE DUEL ON DERING TYE                           318

     XLII. MR. DUMBRELL MEDIATES                                       325

    XLIII. IN WHICH SIR JOHN DEVOTES HIMSELF TO THE MUSE               331

     XLIV. IN WHICH THE GHOST FLITS TO GOOD PURPOSE                    337

      XLV. WHICH, AS THE READER OBSERVES, BEGINS AND ENDS WITH
             MY LORD SAYLE                                             344

     XLVI. TELLS HOW SIR JOHN DERING FLED THE DOWN-COUNTRY             352

    XLVII. TELLETH HOW MY LADY HERMINIA BARRASDAILE WENT A-WOOING      360

   XLVIII. WHICH IS, HAPPILY, THE LAST                                 366




SIR JOHN DERING




PROLOGUE


The light of guttering candles fell upon the two small-swords where they
lay, the one glittering brightly, the other its murderous steel horribly
bent and dimmed; and no sound to hear except a whisper of stirring leaves
beyond the open window and the ominous murmur of hushed voices from the
inner chamber.

Suddenly the door of this chamber opened and a man appeared, slender,
youthful and superlatively elegant from curled peruke to buckled shoes,
a young exquisite who leaned heavily, though gracefully, in the doorway,
glancing back over his shoulder while the slim fingers of one white hand
busied themselves to button his long, flowered waistcoat and made a
mighty business of it.

“Dead?” he questioned at last in a tone high-pitched and imperious. “Dead
... is he?”

Receiving an affirmative answer, his lounging figure grew tense and,
turning his head, he stared at the guttering candles.

Wide eyes that glared in the deathly pale oval of a youthful face, pallid
lips compressed above a jut of white chin, nostrils that quivered with
every breath, sweat that trickled unheeded beneath the trim curls of his
great periwig; a face that grew aged even as he stood there. Presently,
with step a little uncertain, he crossed to the open lattice and leaned
to stare out and up into the deepening night-sky, and yet was conscious
that the others had followed him, men who whispered, held aloof from him
and peered back toward that quiet inner chamber; and, with his wide gaze
still upturned to the sombre heaven, he spoke in the same high, imperious
tone:

“He died scarce ... ten minutes ago, I think?”

“Aye, thereabouts, sir,” answered the surgeon, wiping podgy hands upon a
towel. “I did all that was possible, but he was beyond human aid when I
arrived. Æsculapius himself——”

“Ten minutes!... I wonder where is now the merry soul of him?... He died
attempting a laugh, you’ll remember, sirs!”

“And thereby hastened his end, sir,” added the surgeon; “the hæmorrhage——”

“Aye ... aye,” quavered young Mr. Prescott. “Lord ... O Lord, Dering—he
laughed ... and his blood all a-bubbling ... laughed—and died ... O Lord!”

“’Twas all so demned sudden!” exclaimed Captain Armitage—“so curst sudden
and unexpected, Dering.”

“And that’s true enough!” wailed Lord Verrian. “’S life, Dering, you were
close engaged afore we had a chance to part ye!”

“To be sure I ... have pinked my man!” retorted Sir John Dering a little
unsteadily and with so wild a look that Lord Verrian started.

“Nay, Dering,” quoth he soothingly. “’Twas he drew first ... and you’d
scarce made a push at each other—and both o’ ye desperate fierce—than
poor Charles slips, d’ye see, and impales himself on your point ...
a devilish business altogether—never saw such hell-fire fury and
determination!”

“I’ faith, my lord,” answered Sir John, dabbing daintily at pallid lips
with belaced handkerchief, “to hear you one might imagine that ...
Charles and I were ... the bitterest enemies i’ the world rather than
the ... best o’ friends—aye, the best! For it seems ... a man may love a
man and ... kill a man. So in yonder room lieth my poor friend Charles,
very still and silent, freed o’ debts and duns at last, and I——” Sir John
checked suddenly as from the stairs without stole a ripple of laughter.

“By God—a woman!” gasped Lord Verrian. Young Mr. Prescott sank down into
the nearest chair, head between twitching hands; Captain Armitage sprang
to bar the door, but, as he did so, it swung open and a girl smiled in
upon them—a tall, handsome creature, black-eyed, full-lipped, dominant in
her beauty.

“Lord, gentlemen!” she exclaimed, glancing swiftly from one face to
another; “I protest y’are very gloomily mum—as I were a ghost. Nay—what
is it? Are you all dumb? Where is Charles?... He was to meet me here!
You, my Lord Verrian ... Captain Armitage—where is Charles?”

Lord Verrian turned his back, mumbling incoherencies; Mr. Prescott
groaned. And then her quick glance had caught the glitter of the swords
upon the table. “Charles!” she cried suddenly. “Charles! Ah—my God!”

Captain Armitage made a feeble effort to stay her, but, brushing him
imperiously aside, she fled into the inner room.

Ensued a moment of tense and painful stillness, and then upon the air
rose a dreadful strangled screaming, and she was back, the awful sound
still issuing from her quivering lips.

“Who ... who,” she gasped at last, “which of you ... which of you ... did
it?”

No one spoke, only Sir John Dering bowed, laced handkerchief to lip.

“You—ah, ’twas you?” she questioned in hoarse whisper. “I ... do not know
you.... Your name, sir?”

“I am called John Dering, madam.”

“Dering,” she repeated in the same tense voice—“John Dering—I shall not
forget! And ’twas you killed him—’twas you murdered my Charles—you—you?”

And now she broke out into a wild farrago of words, bitter reproaches
and passionate threats, while Sir John stood immobile, head bowed,
laced handkerchief to lip, mute beneath the lash of her tongue. Softly,
stealthily, one by one, the others crept from the room until the twain
were alone, unseen, unheard, save by one beyond the open casement who
stood so patiently in the gathering dusk, watching Sir John’s drooping
figure with such keen anxiety.

“... God curse you!” she panted hoarsely. “God’s curse on you for the
murderer you are! Aye, but you shall suffer for it, I swear! You shall
rue this night’s work to the end of your life——” The passionate voice
broke upon a gasping sob, and then Sir John spoke, his head still bowed:

“True, madam, I shall ... suffer and grieve for this ... to the end o’ my
days for ... Charles was ... my friend——”

“And you are his murderer, John Dering—so am I your enemy!” she cried.
“Your sin may be soon forgot—the world may forgive you—even God may, but
I—never will! My vengeance shall follow you, to end only with your last
breath——”

Sir John coughed suddenly, the handkerchief at his mouth became all
at once horribly crimson, and, sinking to his knees, he swayed over
sideways; lying thus, it chanced that the long, embroidered waistcoat
he had so vainly sought to button, fell open, discovering the great and
awful stains below.

For a moment the girl stood rigid, staring down at the serene but
death-pale face at her feet; and then the door swung violently open to
admit a very tall man who ran to kneel and lift that slender form, to
chafe the nerveless hands and drop hot tears upon the pallid cheek.

“John, John.... O John.... O lad—is this the end——”

Sir John Dering’s eyes opened, and he stared up into the square, bronzed
face above him with a faint smile.

“Hector ... is’t you, Hector?” he whispered. “Tell her ... the lady ...
that I think ... her vengeance will end ... to-night! Which is ... very
well—”

“Woman,” cried the man Hector, lifting agonised face, “if ye be true
woman run for the surgeon quick, ere he die!”

“Die?” she echoed. “Aye—’twere better he died, far better for him—and for
me!” So saying, she turned and sped from the room, laughing wildly as she
ran.




CHAPTER I

WHICH INTRODUCES THE DOG WITH A BAD NAME


Sir John Dering, at loss for a rhyme, paused in the throes of composition
to flick a speck of dust from snowy ruffle, to glance from polished
floor to painted ceiling, to survey his own reflection in the mirror
opposite, noting with a critical eye all that pertained to his exquisite
self, the glossy curls of his great, black periwig, the graceful folds
of full-skirted, embroidered coat, his sleek silk stockings and dainty,
gold-buckled shoes; and discovering naught in his resplendent person to
cavil at, turned back to his unfinished manuscript, sighing plaintively.

“‘Soul’!” he murmured; “a damnable word, so many rhymes to’t and none of
’em apt! Roll, coal, hole, foal, goal, pole ... a devilish word! Mole,
shoal, vole—pish!”

It was at this precise juncture that the latch behind him was lifted
softly and upon the threshold stood a man whose height and breadth seemed
to fill the doorway, a man whose hard-worn clothes were dusty with
travel, whose long, unkempt periwig, set somewhat askew, framed a lean,
brown face notable for a pair of keen, blue eyes and the fierce jut of
brow, cheek-bone and jaw: a shabby person, indeed, and very much at odds
with the dainty luxury of the chamber before him.

Thus, Hector MacLean, or more properly, General Sir Hector Lauchlan
MacLean, six foot four of Highland Scot, having surveyed painted walls,
polished floor and frescoed ceiling, folded mighty arms, scowled at Sir
John’s shapely, unconscious back and emitted a sound that none but a
true-born Scot may ever achieve.

“Umph-humph!” exclaimed Hector MacLean; whereupon Sir John started,
dropped his quill and was upon his feet all in a moment, modish languor
and exquisite affectations all forgotten in eager welcome.

“Hector!” he exclaimed, grasping the Scot’s two bony fists; “Hector man,
what should bring you all the way to Paris—and me—after all this time?”

“Four years, John, four years and mair!” nodded Sir Hector. “Four years
and they might be eight, judging by y’r looks. Lad, I’d hardly know ye
... sic a mighty fine gentleman an’ sae pale——”

“A delicate pallor is the mode, Hector,” smiled Sir John. “But what
brings you to Paris?”

“Aye—what, John?” retorted Sir Hector, with a dour shake of the head.
“Who but yourself! What’s all this I’m hearing concerning ye, John?”

“Evil beyond a doubt, Hector—evil, I’ll wager. But ’tis no reason you
should stand and scowl when you might sit and smile like the old friend
you are——”

“Aye, always your friend, lad, if ’twere only for your father’s sake!”

“And mine also, I hope, Hector?”

“Aye, John, though you’re no the man your father was!”

“I know it, Hector.”

“And ’tis memory o’ him and the promise I made him to be ever mindful o’
your welfare hath brought me these weary miles to Parus——”

“And since you are here, you shall stay with me, Hector. Egad, ’twill be
like old times!”

“No, no, John,” sighed MacLean, glancing round the luxurious apartment;
“you’ve grown too fine for me, these days! My dusty claes wad foul your
dainty chairs and silken cushions. No, no, lad, you’re become too grand a
gentleman for a poor, rough, old soldier——”

“Tush and a fiddlestick!” exclaimed Sir John, forcing him down into the
nearest chair. “My home is yours whenever you will, Hector.”

“Hame, John?” retorted MacLean. “Hame, d’ye call it? Look at this
room—all silken fripperies like a leddy’s boudoir.... And talkin’ o’
ladies—look up yonder!”—and he stabbed a bony finger at the painted
ceiling where nude dryads sported against a flowery background. “Aye
... obsairve ’em!” snorted MacLean, forsaking precise English for broad
Scots—a true sign of mental perturbation. “Gude sakes, regaird yon
painted besoms wi’ ne’er a clout tae cover ’em—’tis no’ a sicht for
decent eyes!”

“They were done by a famous painter, Hector, and represent the three
Graces——”

“Dis-graces, I ca’ ’em! Man, they’re ... fair owerpowerin’!”

“Then don’t heed ’em, Hector; regard me instead.”

“Yourself, is it?” sighed MacLean. “O man, there’s enough o’ lace an’
broidery aboot ye tae rig oot a’ three o’ y’r dis-graces frae top tae
tae. Ah, Johnnie lad, when I obsairve a’ y’r finery o’ claes an’ mind hoo
y’r father was dressed the day he panted his life oot in my arrms wi’ a
French bayonet in his wame ... an auld tattered sairvice coat.... Aweel,
aweel, he was a man, John ... dead before you were old enough to ken him,
mair’s the peety ... aye, mair’s the peety. An’ to-day, lad, here’s me
wi’ ane fut i’ the grave, and here’s yersel’ vera prone tae a’ manner o’
follies an’ sic by reason as you’re wilfu’ and over-young——”

“I’m twenty-seven, Hector!”

“Aye, a wilfu’ bairn, John, and a’m an auld man ill able tae cope wi’ ye,
laddie, bein’ vera feeble and bowed wi’ years.”

“Sink me, Hector, but you’re strong as a horse and straight as your
sword, and can’t be a day older than fifty-five or six——”

“Feefty-ane, John, fifty-one, whateffer! But I was ever a quiet, plain,
simple body tae follow the skirl o’ the war-pipes ... battle, skirmish
an’ siege ... juist a puir, God-fearin’ soger-body——”

“Though King William made you a knight and a General, Sir Hector!”

“Och aye ... but best of a’—I was y’r father’s friend, his comrade an’
brither-in-arms in camp an’ field, y’ ken!” Sir Hector was silent a
moment; when next he spoke, his English was more precise than usual.
“When your noble father died, John, he left you and your mother to my
care.... So soon as the wars were over I hasted to take up this sacred
charge and found your mother dying ... but you were alive enough—a
bonnie, braw, wee thing.... And since then, John, since then——”

“You have been everything to me, Hector—my only true friend!”

“God knoweth I have tried to be faithful to the trust, to keep my word to
your father and do my duty by his son——”

“And, sir, indeed you have!”

“Ah, but have I, John—have I so, indeed? Have I trained you up to be the
honourable gentleman your father would have been proud of calling son?
Have I, lad—have I?”

“I trust so, sir.”

“And yet, John—and yet——” Sir Hector rose, his grim lips twitching
strangely, and began to pace the floor in sudden agitation. Now, as he
turned, it chanced that the scabbard of his long, broad-bladed Andrea
Ferrara swept a dainty Sèvres ornament to the floor, whereupon he halted
to stare down at the fragments with eyes of horrified dismay.

“Forgi’e me, John, forgi’e me!” he exclaimed, unheeding Sir John’s
reassurances; “but ye see, lad, a’m no juist the man tae be trusted amang
sic dainty trifles as yon. Look at it—shivered beyond repair ... ’tis
like a man’s honour! An’ talking of honour, John, your father was a noble
gentleman, proud of his honourable name, who kept that name unsullied
all his days.... Have you done as much, John? O lad, you that are my dead
friend’s son, you that I have bred from your youth up—have you done as
much?”

“Do you doubt it, Hector?”

“Aye, I do, John. God help me, I must—unless report lies.”

Sir John’s pale cheek flushed, his sensitive nostrils quivered, but his
air and tone were placid as usual when he spoke:

“To what do you refer, Hector?”

“To your wild doings and devilments, John, your godless life and riotous
wickedness, your hell-fire and damnable practices generally——”

“Sit down, Hector. Pray sit down and fetch your breath,” smiled Sir John.
“Egad, you’re so full o’ news concerning me that ’tis plain you have met
some friend o’ mine of late——”

“Look’ee, John, scarce have I set foot in Parus than I hear some
scurrilous tale o’ yourself and some Marquise or other——”

“Ah, the Marquise?” sighed Sir John, turning to glance at his unfinished
composition. “I was inditing an ode to her, but my muse halted for an apt
rhyme to ‘soul,’ Hector.”

“’Twas a curst discreditable affair as I heard it, John!”

“Why, to be sure, Hector, my affairs are always discreditable. But the
scandal being well-nigh a week old begins to grow stale, and the Marquise
will be out o’ the public eye already, poor soul, unless she hath
contrived some scheme to revive it, and she’s a clever creature, on my
soul she is—ah, and that reminds me! What the deuce rhymes with ‘soul,’
Hector? There’s roll and poll and dole and goal and——”

“Hoot-toot, man!” exclaimed MacLean. “The de’il awa’ wi’ y’r rhymes!”

“With all my heart, Hector, for they’re bad enough, I fear,” sighed Sir
John.

“Sic sinfu’ repoorts as I’ve been hearin’ o’ ye, John!” exclaimed
MacLean, striding up and down the room again. “Sic a gallimaufry o’
waefu’ wickedness, sic lug-tingling tales.... O man, John, y’r reputation
fair stinks!”

“It does, Hector!” nodded Sir John placidly. “Indeed, ’tis a reputation I
find something hard to maintain and live up to—though I do my best——”

“Your best, whateffer? Aye, wi’ your gamblin’, your duellin’ an’ your
fine French hussies—like this Marquise—a feckless body and shameless——”

“And therefore fashionable, Hector! Remember, this is Paris!”

“Parus!” snorted MacLean; “O Parus! Edinb’ro’s a sinfu’ town, forbye
it hath its savin’ graces. Lon’non’s waur, but—Parus! Man, I’m no’ an
archangel, y’ ken, but—Parus! And this brings me back tae yoursel’, John.”

“And pray what have you heard concerning me particularly, Hector? Come,
what are my latest sins? Whose wife have I lured from sorrowing spouse?
What young innocent is my latest victim? What hopeful youth have I ruined
at the gaming-table?... and in heaven’s name—smile, man!”

“How, smile is it, and my heart waefu’ for ye, lad? Repoort speaks ye a
very deevil, John.”

“Aye, but even the devil is never so black as he is painted, Hector!”

“Ha, will ye be for tellin’ me repoort hath lied, John?”

“Let us rather say it hath not spoke truth.”

“Whaur’s the differ, lad?”

“Report, Hector, doth trumpet me forth a very monster of politely-vicious
depravity. I am Sin manifest, perambulating Iniquity. Do I sit me down
to the gaming-table I am bound to ruin some poor wretch, do I but kiss a
woman’s finger-tips she is forthwith a mark for every scandalous tongue.
My sins, Hector, be all superlative and very pertinaciously come home to
roost. Egad, I befoul my own nest with a persistency that amazes me! But
then, it seems some are born to iniquity, some achieve iniquity, and some
have iniquity thrust upon ’em——”

“How so, John lad, what d’ye mean?”

“That I have an enemy—nay two, rather! The one being myself—and he is bad
enough o’ conscience—but the other—ah, Hector, this other one is more
implacable, more unrelenting and a thousand times more merciless!”

“Who is he, lad, a God’s name?”

“’Tis no he,” sighed Sir John.

“Aha!” exclaimed Sir Hector, coming to an abrupt stand; “you mean—her?”

“I do, Hector! ’Tis an ill thing to have an enemy, but if that enemy be
a woman, young, beautiful, of high estate and very wealthy—the situation
becomes desperate.”

“A wumman!” repeated Sir Hector, rasping thumb and finger across bony
chin. “You mean ‘the Barrasdaile,’ of course, John?”

“Aye, the Lady Herminia Barrasdaile.”

“To be sure I mind weel how she raved and vowed vengeance on ye, lad, the
night Charles Tremayne was killed——”

“Poor, reckless Charles ... I can see him now, Hector, as he laughed ...
and died——”

“Tush, laddie, forget it! ’Twas he drew first, and himsel’ no better
than——”

“He is dead, Hector! Sometimes I’ve thought you had been wiser, kinder,
to have let me die also, rather than ha’ dragged me back to this
emptiness we call ‘life’——”

“Emptiness, laddie? Hoot-toot—and yersel’ the joy o’ the leddies, the
envy o’ the men! ‘The glass o’ fashion an’ mould o’ form,’ wi’ every
young sprig o’ gallantry to copy the cut o’ your waistcoats? And you
think, John, you think that my Lady Barrasdaile is actually carrying her
threat into execution?”

“Well, these last few years, Hector, have proved singularly eventful to
me one way or another. I have been involved so often in so many unsavoury
affairs and had so many duels forced upon me that my reputation is grown
a little threadbare, as you know, and myself notorious.”

“And now it seems you’ve another duel on your hands.”

“A duel, Hector? Egad, and have I so? With whom, pray?

“Losh, man, you should ken that weel enough.”

“Hum!” quoth Sir John, pondering.

“I caught but a snatch of idle gossip concerning you, John, and some
English Viscount or other——”

“An Englishman, Hector, mark that! Ha,” mused Sir John, “I have a vague
recollection of throwing somebody’s hat out of some window some time or
other—but whose hat, or what window, or when, I cannot recall for the
life o’ me. We must look into this, Hector. Let us summon the Corporal
and hear what the perspicacious Robert hath to say.”

“What, Corporal Bob? He’s still with you, then, John lad?”

“To be sure, Hector,” answered Sir John, ringing the small silver bell
at his elbow. “He is my major-domo, my valet, my general factotum, and
will never be anything but a grenadier to the day of his death. Here he
is!” At this moment was a short, sharp double knock and the door opened
to admit a very square-shouldered, sharp-eyed man extremely precise as to
clothes, speech and gesture, who, beholding Sir Hector’s stalwart figure,
halted suddenly, whipped up right hand as if to touch neat wig but,
thinking better of it, bowed instead and immediately stood at attention.

“Stiff and straight as though on parade, Hector!” murmured Sir John,
whereupon the Corporal flushed and immediately “stood easy.”

“Ha, Corporal Robert!” exclaimed Sir Hector. “Dae ye mind the day we
stormed the barricades afore Maestricht, and me wi’ yon Frenchman’s
baggonet through me arrm? If ye hadna been there, I shouldna be here—so,
Corporal Bobbie, gi’e’s a grup o’ y’r hand.” The Corporal’s cheek flushed
again and his eyes glowed as their fingers gripped, but when he spoke it
was to his master.

“You rang, Sir John?”

“I did, Robert. I desire you to inform us if I was particularly drunk or
no last night?”

“By no manner o’ means, Sir John.”

“You are ready to swear that?”

“Bible oath, Sir John!”

“I am not often drunk, I believe, Bob?”

“Never more than the occasion demands, sir—and then very genteelly!”

“When was the last occasion, Bob?”

“Two days ago, sir, being the night of the Marquise de Sauvray’s
reception.”

“Was I—‘genteelly’ so, that night, Bob?”

“Maybe a leetle—elevated, sir.”

“Yes,” nodded Sir John, “I’ve a dim memory of breaking my cane over the
link-boy’s head!”

“Link-boy was insolent, sir. Link-boy deserved it.”

“I rejoice to know it, Robert. Was there aught else remarkable in my
home-coming on this occasion?”

“Nothing at all, sir! Though to be sure—you sang——”

“Sang, did I?” sighed Sir John. “Anything else, Bob?”

“No, sir! Except for gentleman’s perook stuffed into your honour’s
right-hand coat-pocket.”

“A peruke, Bob? Oh, begad! If we have it still, show it to me!”

The imperturbable Robert vanished into Sir John’s bedchamber and
instantly returned with the article in question, turning it upon his hand
for his master’s inspection.

“A brown Ramillie!” mused Sir John. “No, Bob, I don’t seem to know it—it
calls up no memory of its erstwhile owner. What sword did I wear that
night?”

“Your favourite dress sword, sir, with the gold hilt.”

“Fetch it, Bob.” The weapon was duly brought and, unsheathing it, Sir
John eyed it keenly from pierced shell to glittering point. “Ha!” sighed
he, returning blade and scabbard. “What has not been, will be, I fear!
A gentleman’s hat out of a window and a gentleman’s peruke in my pocket
would seem to indicate a meeting soon or late with some one or other!”

“With Viscount Templemore, sir, as I am give to understand.... Young
gentleman has been taking of fencing lessons constant ever since,”
answered Robert imperturbably.

“Templemore!” exclaimed Sir Hector. “Viscount Templemore, is it? Man
Jack, ye no can fecht wi’ him, he’s but a lad—a child—a bairn in breeks!”

“And but lately from England, eh, Bob?” questioned Sir John.

“He has been here scarce a week, sir, I am give to understand.”

“Mark that, Hector!”

“Man John, what d’ye mean?”

“Robert, pray how many duels have I had forced upon me since we came to
Paris five years since?”

“Twenty-three, Sir John.”

“And most of ’em gentlemen newly arrived from England—mark that also,
Hector! Gentlemen, these, who ha’ scarce made my acquaintance than they
discover an urgent desire to cross steel with me. Some day I may have an
accident and kill one of them, which would grieve me, since he would die
in evil cause, Hector.”

“Man Jack, what cause are ye meaning?”

“The cause of my Lady Herminia Barrasdaile, Hector, beyond doubt!”

Sir Hector made a turn up and down the room.

“But save us a’,” he exclaimed, halting suddenly, “the wumman must be a
pairfict deevil!”

“Nay, she’s merely a vengeful female, Hector.”

“But this puir Templemore laddie. I kenned his father weel—man Jack,
ye’ll no’ fecht the boy?”

“Pray, how may I avoid it, Hector? If he annoyed me t’other night—as
he must ha’ done, it seems that I affronted him in turn most
flagrantly—there is his wig to prove it! How, then, can I possibly
refuse him satisfaction? You have fought ere now and must appreciate the
delicacy of my position.”

“Umph-humph!” exclaimed Sir Hector, and took another turn up and down the
room.

“Do not distress yourself,” sighed Sir John; “if we must fight I shall
endeavour to disarm him merely——”

“And may accidentally kill the lad, swordsman though ye be, John ...
remember Charles Tremayne! So, man Jack, ye’ll juist no’ fight the
laddie.”

“Not fight?” echoed Sir John.

“Having regaird tae his extreme youth and inexperience and y’r ain
reputation as a duellist and man o’ bluid....”

“But, Hector, you must see that if I refuse on account of his youth
’twill make him the laughing-stock of all Paris.”

“Why then, Johnnie lad, ye maun juist rin awa’——”

“Run away, Hector?”

“Juist that, John; ye maun gi’e Parus a chance tae laugh at
yersel’—howbeit you’ll rin awa’ fra’ the puir lad as a man of honour
should.”

“Impossible, Hector.”

“Man, there’s naething impossible tae the son o’ your father, I’m
thinkin’!”

Sir John frowned and, crossing to the window, beheld a carriage drawn up
in front of the house.

“Robert,” said he, “we’ve visitors, I think; pray show them up here.”
Robert departed forthwith and presently reappeared to announce:

“My Lord Cheevely and Monsieur le Duc de Vaucelles.” And into the room
tripped two very fine gentlemen enormously bewigged and beruffled, who,
having been duly presented to Sir Hector, flourished laced hats and
fluttered perfumed handkerchiefs, bowing profoundly.

“Let me die, Sir John,” piped Lord Cheevely. “’Od rabbit me, but ’tis
pure joy to see ya’, I vow ’tis! Pray forgive our dem’d sudden intrusion,
but our mission is delicate, sir, dooced, infinite delicate, and admits
o’ no delay, as my friend Vaucelles will tell ya’!”

“Parfaitement!” quoth Monsieur le Duc, hat a-flourish.

“Briefly and to the point, m’ dear Sir John,” continued his lordship, “we
come on behalf of our very good friend, Viscount Templemore, who, with
the utmost passible humility i’ the world, begs the honour of a meeting
with ya’ at the earliest passible moment.”

“Templemore?” repeated Sir John, tapping smooth forehead with slender
finger. “Templemore? I have met him somewhere, I fancy. He is but lately
come to Paris, I think, my lord?”

“A week ago or thereabouts, m’ dear Sir John.”

“And he desires a meeting?”

“Most ardently, Sir John; the point in question being, as ya’ remember,
of a distinctly—personal nature.”

“Indeed,” nodded Sir John, “a brown Ramillie wig.”

“Parfaitement!” answered Monsieur le Duc, with a flourish.

“Precisely, Sir John!” answered Lord Cheevely. “’Twill be small-swords, I
presume?”

“No, my lord,” sighed Sir John.

“Ah, you decide for pistols, then?”

“Nor pistols, my lord. I do not intend to fight with Viscount Templemore.”

“Not—not fight?” gasped his lordship, while Monsieur le Duc started and
dropped his hat.

“No, my lord,” answered Sir John. “I am returning Viscount Templemore’s
wig with my sincerest regrets so soon as ’tis combed and ironed——”

“D’ye mean, sir, that—that you actually refuse Viscount Templemore’s
challenge?”

“Actually and positively, my lord!”

“But—but,” stammered Lord Cheevely. “Oh, demme, such action is
impossible—was not—cannot be!”

“That is why I do it, my lord.”

“Oh, rat me!” murmured his lordship, goggling. “Oh, split me ... not
fight! Dooce take and burn me—this from you, Sir John! You that ha’ never
baulked ... had so many affairs ... gone out so frequently—oh, smite me
dumb!”

“My lord,” sighed Sir John, “I have been out so very frequently that I am
grown a little weary. You will therefore pray tell Viscount Templemore
that I have given up duelling as a pastime for the present, and purpose
rusticating awhile——”

“If—if you are serious, sir,” exclaimed Lord Cheevely, rolling his eyes,
“demme, sir, if you are serious, permit me to tell ya’ ya’ conduct is
dem’d strange, devilish queer and most dooced, dem’d irregular!”

“Parfaitement!” added Monsieur le Duc.

Sir John smiled faintly, though his dreamy blue eyes grew suddenly very
keen and piercing.

“Gentlemen,” he retorted, “I am about to leave Paris for an indefinite
period; when I return, should you have any strictures to make upon my
conduct, I shall be charmed to notice ’em. Until then, sirs, I have the
honour to bid you adieu.”

And so Sir John bowed, the gentlemen bowed and betook themselves away
with never another word.

“Man Jack,” exclaimed Sir Hector, as the door closed, “leave Parus, is
it? O John, laddie—d’ye mean it?”

“Aye, I do, Hector. What with one thing and another, I begin to find
Paris a little wearing.”

“Is it hame at last, Johnnie—hame tae England?”

“Where else, Hector?”

“When dae we start, lad?”

“Sure, no time were better than the present. We ride to-day, Hector.”

“Ou aye—yet bide a wee! Wha’ bee’s in y’r bonnet, now, laddie?”

“I go to find my enemy, Hector.”

“Save us a’! D’ye mean the leddy?”

“Herminia!” nodded Sir John. “’Tis a pretty name! Indeed, Hector, ’tis a
sweet, pretty name—though vastly difficult to find a rhyme for——”

“And what’ll ye be after wi’ the deevilish jade?”

“To exact a just and lasting vengeance, Hector.”

“Hoot awa’, Johnnie—hoot-toot, ye canna fecht a wumman——”

“I can do worse, Hector!”

“Man John, wha’ dae ye mean?”

“I can marry her, Hector.”




CHAPTER II

WHICH DESCRIBES A FORTUITOUS BUT FATEFUL MEETING


The Fates, those mysterious, unearthly sisters who are for ever busied
upon the destinies of poor, finite humanity—the Fates, it seems, decreed
that my Lady Herminia Barrasdaile, travelling full speed for Paris,
should be suddenly precipitated upon the soft, resilient form of her
devoted maid, Mrs. Betty, to that buxom creature’s gasping dismay and her
own vast indignation; wherefore, the huge vehicle coming to an abrupt
standstill, down fell the window and out went my lady’s angry, albeit
lovely, countenance to demand instant explanation from coachmen, footmen
and the world in general.

“Why, ye see, my lady,” answered red-faced Giles, the coachman, his
Sussex calm entirely unruffled, “it do so ’appen as our off-side rear
spring’s gone, mam.”

“Gone, man, gone? Who’s stolen it? What a plague d’you mean, Giles?”
demanded her ladyship.

“I means broke, my lady, snapped, mam, parted-loike. We’m down on our
back-axle—an’ theer y’are, mam!”

“Why then, mend it, Giles; mend it at once and let us get on—I must reach
Paris to-night if possible.”

“Aye, we’ll mend it, my lady, sure to goodness—in toime——”

“How long?”

“Why, it du all depend, my lady—maybe an hour, maybe tu——”

Wide swung the heavy coach-door and forth sprang her ladyship, a slim
and graceful fury who, perceiving the damage and necessary delay, swore
as only a very fine lady might, with a tripping comprehensiveness and
passionate directness that reduced Giles and the two footmen to awed
silence.

“Hush, mam!” pleaded Mrs. Betty, as her lady paused for breath. “Don’t
’ee now, there’s a duck——”

“But, zounds, wench,” cried her mistress, “you know ’tis a case o’ life
and death ... to be delayed thus....”

“Aye, I know, mem—but do ’ee take a sniff at your vinaigrette, my lady——”

“Tush!” exclaimed her ladyship. “Hold your silly tongue, do!”

“Yes, my lady ... but there’s a light yonder among the trees—an inn, I
think, mam——”

“Ha—an inn? Thomas, go, see—and bring help instantly—and order another
coach if there be one! Run, oaf, run!” Away sped Thomas, a long-barrelled
pistol protruding from either side-pocket, while my lady paced to and
fro, fuming with impatience, until back he scurried with two chattering
French ostlers at his heels, to say it was an inn, sure enough, but that
no manner of conveyance was to be had.

“We’ll see about that!” exclaimed my lady. “Come, Betty!” And off she
hasted forthwith, the meek and obedient Betty attendant. It was a small,
drowsy inn, but at my lady’s advent it awoke to sudden life and bustle,
its every chamber seemed full of stir, tripping feet and chattering
voices; and all for the English Miladi’s comfort and welfare.

Insomuch that, embarrassed by attentions so pervading and multifarious,
my Lady Barrasdaile caught up Betty’s cloak of homespun, a hooded garment
for country wear, and, muffled in its ample folds, went a-walking.

The road, bordered by shady trees, led up a hill, and, lured by the
sunset glory, and joying, moreover, to stretch her limbs, cramped by
the long journey, my lady ascended the hill and, reaching the top,
had paused to admire the view, when she became aware of two horsemen
approaching from the opposite direction, and instantly apprehending them
to be highwaymen, she slipped aside into an adjacent thicket, waiting for
them to pass.

Now as she stood thus, seeing but unseen, the mysterious Fates decreed
that Sir John Dering, reaching the hilltop in turn, should rein in his
horse within a yard of her, to glance round about him upon the peaceful
countryside, little dreaming of the bright eyes that watched him so
keenly, or the ears that hearkened so inquisitively.

“A sweet prospect, Hector!” he exclaimed; “fair and chaste and yet a
little sad. ’Tis like looking deep into the eyes of a good woman—if there
be such! It fills the soul with a sense of unworthiness and sorrow for
the folly o’ the wasted years.”

“Aye, John! An’ fower pistols in oor holsters an’ twa in my pockets gi’e
us six shot in case o’ eeventualities.”

“The wasted years!” murmured Sir John, musing gaze upon the distant
horizon. “’Tis a night to grieve in, Hector, to yearn for better things.”

“Aye! And though six shot is fair I’m wishin’ ye carried a rale sword
like my Andrew here,’stead o’ yon bodkin!”

“How then,” smiled Sir John, rousing; “are you expecting battle, murder
and sudden death, Hector?”

“A dinna say no or aye t’ that, Johnnie man, forbye these French roads be
aye ill-travellin’, an’ I was ever a cautious body, y’ ken. ’Tis peety ye
left Corporal Rob behind; he’s a fair hand wi’ pistol or whinger, I mind.
However, let us push on ere it be dark.”

“Nay, there’s the moon rising yonder, Hector.”

“The moon—and what o’t, John? I’m for having my legs under a table and
something savoury on’t, lad.”

“Then do you ride forward, Hector, and order supper—there is an inn down
yonder, I remember; I’ll wait for the moon to rise——”

“Mune-rise? I’fegs, lad, she’ll do’t very weel wi’ oot ye, I’m thinkin’!”

“Aye, but I’m minded to dream awhile, Hector; the moon ever stirs my
imagination——”

“Hoot-toot! De’il awa’ wi’ y’r dreamin’ an’ imaginationin’! ’Tis mysel’
wad tak’ ye for a puir, moonstruck daftie if I didna ken ye for John
Dering and son o’ your father!”

“If,” sighed Sir John, “if, Hector, you could suggest an apt rhyme for
‘soul,’ now, I should take it kindly ... though, to be sure, ‘dole’ might
do at a pinch.”

“Umph-humph!” snorted General Sir Hector MacLean, and urged his horse on
down the hill.

Being alone, Sir John dismounted, and tethering his animal, seated
himself on grassy bank and gave himself up to introspective reverie.

The awesome, brooding stillness, the splendour of the rising moon, the
mystery of the surrounding landscape, and all the magic of this early
midsummer night wrought in him a pensive melancholy, a growing discontent
of himself and the latter years, and he luxuriated in a consciousness of
his infinite unworthiness.

Thus, with wistful gaze upon the full-orbed moon, Sir John had already
mentally forsworn the world, the flesh and the devil, when he was roused
suddenly by a rustling of leaves near by and the sharp crack of a dried
twig; next moment he was beside his horse and had whipped forth, cocked
and levelled one of his travelling pistols.

“Qui va la?” he demanded, and then in English: “Come out! Show yourself,
or I fire!”

“Don’t!” cried a voice. “Don’t!” The leaves parted suddenly, and Sir
John beheld a woman within a yard of him; majestically tall she was, and
muffled in the long folds of a coarse cloak, beneath whose shadowy hood
he glimpsed the pale oval of a face and a single strand of curling hair
darkly innocent of powder.

Sir John lowered the pistol and, removing his hat, bowed.

“Welcome, Phyllida!” said he.

“That ain’t my name,” she answered.

“Then it should be, for ’tis a charming name and suits you.”

“You—you’m English, sir?” she questioned.

“I thank God!” he answered gravely.

“Then—oh, I am safe!” she sighed, and sinking upon the grassy bank, hid
her face in her hands.

“Safe?” he repeated, touching her bowed head very gently. “Never doubt
it, child—all heaven be my witness. ’Tis easy to guess you English also,
and of the sweet south country, I think?”

At this she raised her head and he saw a handsome face framed in dark,
rebellious curls, eyes wide and innocent, and a vivid, full-lipped mouth.

“O sir, ye du be a mortal clever guesser—I were born in Sussex!” she
answered.

“Sussex?” murmured Sir John. “Seely Sussex! I was born there too, ’twixt
the sheltering arms of Firle and Windover.... The gentle South Downs ...
I loved every velvet slope of them! I mind the sweet, warm scent of the
wild thyme, and the dance of the scabious flowers in the wind ... ’tis
years since I saw them last.”

“But the wild thyme is still sweet i’ the sun, sir, an’ the scabious
flowers do be a-noddin’ an’ beckonin’ as we sit here.”

“Beckoning, child? ’Tis a sweet thought! Beckoning me back to England ...
to the reverent stillness of the immemorial hills ... my loved Downs!
Beckoning me back to the old house that has stood empty so long! Paris
behind me, London before me ... but deep in my heart a memory of the
silent Downs ... and of a better living.”

“’Ee du talk tur’ble strange, sir!” she exclaimed, her wide gaze
searching his wistful features.

“’Tis the moon, child—blame the moon! Though her Lunatic Majesty
doth usually afflict me with a poetic fervour that erupts in somewhat
indifferent verse. But what o’ yourself, child? Whence are you—what do
you so far from home?”

“Nay, sir,” she retorted, shaking her head, “you’m so clever you must
guess if ye can.”

“Agreed!” smiled Sir John. “Suffer me to sit beside you—thus, and whiles
we gaze up at stately Luna, Chaste Dian, Isis the mysterious, I, her most
humble votary, will strive to rede thee thy past, present and future. And
first—thy name? It should be sweet and simple like thyself and breathe of
England. And if it is not Phyllida, it should be Rosamond or Lettice or
Anthea or——”

“Nay, sir,” she sighed, “’tis only Rose!”

“Aye, and what better!” quoth he. “’Tis a sweet English name and easy to
rhyme with. Let us try.” And with his gaze uplift to the moon, Sir John
extemporised thus:

    “O flower of Love, thou fragrant Rose
    Thy love methinks should be
    A balm to soothe all earthly woes
    A sweetness that unfading blows
    Through all eternity——

“Hum! ’Tis not so bad, though ’faith it might be better. That last line
is something trite perhaps! Aye, I may better it with a little thought!”

“Nay—nay,’tis well as ’tis!” she exclaimed. “’Tis excellent, I ... ’deed,
sir, I do think you’m a tur’ble clever gentleman!”

“Though no poet, Rose, I fear! So much for thy name! Now as to thyself.
Thou’rt a woman and young, and hast therefore dreamed o’ love——”

“La, sir, how should’ee know that? ’Ee du make me blush!”

“And have you loved often, child?”

“Oh, fie and no, sir! I’m no fine lady——”

“Heaven be praised!” exclaimed Sir John fervently, and lowered his gaze
to the face so near his own, which was immediately averted.

“Pray won’t your honour please tell me some more about myself?” she
pleaded.

“As what, child?”

“What I am, what I do for a livin’—an’ all about me?”

“Why, then,” pursued Sir John, “you are maid to serve some prideful,
painted creature——”

“Oh,’tis wonderful!” she murmured.

“Some haughty, ineffective she who perchance rails at thee, pinches and
slaps thee, pulls thy pretty hair, envying thy sweet, fresh beauty.”

“Oh, ’tis like witchcraft!” she murmured in awestruck tones.

“And thou’rt in France, child, because she is here and travels belike to
Paris.” Sir John turned to find her regarding him in speechless wonder.

“Well, child?” he questioned.

“O sir!” she whispered. “’Tis all—so—marvellous true. Now tell me, oh,
please your honour—tell me o’ the future. Shall I ever be a fine, grand
lady—shall I?”

“God forbid!” he answered. “Nature formed thee a better thing! Thou’rt
artless as the flowers that bloom, and the birds that sing because they
must, for pure joy of it. Thou’rt sweet and fresh as the breath of
Spring—heaven keep thee so, if ’tis indeed to Paris you journey, child.”

“Indeed, sir, and so ’tis.”

“Ha—Paris!” quoth he and scowled. “Alas, child, you shall find there
no fragrance of wild thyme, no dancing scabious flowers.... And your
mistress drags you to Paris, because she is a fine lady, an exotic,
blooming best in an atmosphere that for thee ... ah, child ... alas,
sweet Rose! Heaven send a clean wind to cherish thee lest thy sweetness
languish ... fade and wither.... Ha, the devil! Why must she drag you to
Paris?”

“O, your worship, ’tis on a matter o’ life an’ death. We should be
a-galloping at this moment but that the coach broke down, and my lady in
a mighty pet—such tantrums! So after I’d put her to bed—and such a bed! I
crept out o’ the inn—and such an inn! And lost my way ... and a man ...
ran after me and so I ... I found you, sir. An’ now I must be a-goin’
back an’t please you, sir, for I must be on my road to Paris, along o’ my
lady an’ all to stop two gentlemen fightin’ each other!”

“Ha, a duel, child? Do you chance to know these gentlemen’s names?”

“For sure, sir, my lady talks o’ naught beside! One’s Viscount
Templemore, an’ t’other’s Sir John Dering—‘the Wicked Dering,’ as they
call him at home.”

“Humph!” said Sir John, staring up at the moon again. “Ha!” And in a
little, turning to regard his companion, he found her watching him
bright-eyed from the shadow of her hood. “So they call him ‘the Wicked
Dering’ at home, do they, Rose?”

“Oh yes, sir, ever an’ always.”

“Ah, well!” sighed Sir John. “Howbeit, child, you can assure your lady
that her journey to Paris is wholly unnecessary.”

“How, sir.... Oh, d’ye mean she is ... too late? Have they fought
already?”

“I mean they cannot fight, because Sir John Dering hath run away.”

“Run away ... Sir John Dering? Without fighting?” she questioned
breathlessly. “Oh, ’tis impossible!”

“’Tis very truth—upon my honour.”

“You ... you are sure, sir?”

“Absolutely, child! I happen to know Sir John Dering and something of his
concerns.”

“Oh ... you are ... his friend, sir?”

“Nay, hardly that, Rose,” sighed Sir John; “indeed, some might call me
his most inveterate enemy.... But for Sir John Dering I might have been
a ... happier man.”

“And so ... you hate him?”

“Let us rather say—I grieve for him.”

“But they say he is very wicked—a devil!”

“Nay, child, he is merely a very human man and something melancholy.”
After this they sat side by side in silence for a while, Sir John gazing
up at the moon and she at him.

“However,” said he suddenly, “your lady need no longer drag you to Paris,
seeing her journey is unnecessary. So soon as we reach the inn, I myself
will make this sufficiently manifest to her.”

“You—you will see my lady, sir?”

“Aye, I will, child.”

“Then an’t please your honour—’tis time I found the inn.”

“Found it, child?”

“Alack, yes, sir, for I’ve lost it! But if your honour will only help me
find it ... your honour is so marvellous clever!”

“Nay, Rose, our wiser course were to sit here and let it find us—or
rather, my friend will come a-searching me so soon as supper be ready and
... indeed, yonder he comes, I fear! Yes,” sighed Sir John, as the huge
form of Sir Hector loomed nearer, “I grieve to say he is here already!”

Perceiving Sir John’s companion, MacLean halted suddenly.

“Losh, man Jack!” he exclaimed.

“’Tis I, Hector. Have you ordered supper?”

“I hae that!”

“Then pray mount my horse and lead the way. Rose and I follow.”

“Umph-humph!” quoth Sir Hector, and, mounting forthwith, he trotted down
the hill, but profound reprobation was in the cock of his weatherbeaten
hat and the set of his broad shoulders as he went.




CHAPTER III

TELLETH OF MRS. ROSE, THE GUILEFUL INNOCENT


“Strip, wench, strip!” cried Lady Herminia Barrasdaile, tossing the
disguising cloak into a corner of the bedchamber. “Off with your clothes,
girl, off with ’em—we’re both of a size, thank heavens—so strip, Betty,
strip, as I’m a-doing!”

“Yes, my lady,” sighed comely Betty, large and patient and calmly
indulgent to the unexpected whims and caprices of her imperious mistress.
“But pray, mam, why should us undress afore bedtime?”

“That we may dress again, sure, Bet; to-night I am you and you are me
... except that my name is ‘Rose—Rose,’ you’ll remember!” admonished her
ladyship, kicking off her fine gown.

“Yes, mam,” answered placid Mrs. Betty; “but why for ‘Rose’?”

“Because ’twas the first name occurred to me. Come, tie me these strings,
wench! Sir John Dering is below, and if he should demand to see me—I mean
you——”

“Sir John, my lady? Dering? O lud, not—not _the_ Sir John Dering—not
_him_, my lady?”

“Himself at last, face to face, Bet. Help me into this gown o’ yours....
O gad, what an infinity of buttons! Fasten me in, child! See, you are
bigger in the waist than I, Bet ... and devilish tight above here ... I
vow I can scarce breathe! Nay, button away, girl, I’ll endure it.... I
must breathe prettily, pantingly. My Lady Felicity Flyte hath the trick
on’t and ’tis much admired, so I’ll e’en pant and endure! Now, one o’
your mobs, girl, a cap with ribbands to’t ... aye, this shall serve—so!
Now, how am I?”

“Ravishing, my lady! O mam!”

“Why, your things become me, I think.”

“Vastly, mem! O my lady!”

“Now,’tis thy turn, Bet. Shalt wear my yellow lute-string wi’ the
panniers.”

“O my lady, but you ha’ wore it but once!”

“No matter,’tis thine, Betty. Come, out with it and on with it. Nay,
first your hair must be powdered and pomatumed, your cheeks smeared wi’
rouge—yourself sufficiently pulvilled——”

“But, O mam, why must I——”

“In case Sir John desires speech with you—that is to say, with me. He may
not and yet again he may, and you must be prepared.”

“O mem,” quavered Betty. “O my lady—suppose he stare at me?”

“Stare back at him, for sure—like any other lady o’ fashion!”

“But what must I say?”

“As little as possible! So long as you look sufficiently handsome and
stare bold enough, ’twill serve. Now, let me look at you! Cock your chin,
girl—so! Gad’s life, but you’re a handsome creature and look as haughty a
fine city-madam as need be. Now mind to be sufficiently disdainful of all
and sundry and especially of me——”

“Nay, my lady, ’twere impossible! I shall be calling you mam and madam,
for sure.”

“Zounds no, Bet, ’twould ruin all! You must be mighty short with me, rap
my knuckles with your fan and rail on me if possible——”

“Rail on thee, my dear lady—oh, I couldn’t!”

“You must, girl! And if you could swear a little ’twould be pure!”

“Swear, mem—me? Who at?”

“At Sir John Dering if possible.”

“But I don’t know how to swear, mem.”

“You’ve heard me often enough!”

“Aye, but I could never swear so sweet and ladylike as you, mem.”

“Why, then,” sighed her ladyship, “we must forgo your swearing, I
suppose, though ’tis pity. But hark’ee, Bet, and mark this well! Should
Sir John come endeavouring to persuade you to return to England, you will
raise your eyebrows—so! Droop your eyelids—thus! and say: ‘Howbeit, sir,
’tis my pleasure to journey on to Paris!’ Then turn your back on him and
send me to command your coach to the door——”

“Aye—and when it comes, my lady?”

“Why, get in and drive away, sure!”

“But where to, mem?”

“Towards Paris, silly wench—or anywhere you choose——”

“And you, madam? You will come along o’ me?”

“Perchance I may and perchance not. Mayhap I shall run away—disappear at
the last moment—I’m not decided on this yet——”

“O my dear lady——”

“If I should think fit to run away, you will drive as far as St. Pol,
then turn back to Dieppe, where you shall probably find me at the ‘Eperon
d’Or’—Giles knows it——”

“But, my lady—O mem—what o’ yourself?”

“So long as I am myself I shall be safe, child. I’ll play my part, do
you play yours! Remember, should you meet the gentlemen below, swim
in your walk, tilt your chin, say nothing—and stare. Stare above ’em,
below ’em and through ’em, but never at ’em. And now I’ll go order
supper—in private, for thy sake, Bet. Lud, but I’m famished!” And a-down
the creaking stair tripped my Lady Herminia Barrasdaile, as dainty a
waiting-maid as ever was or ever will be.

Then it chanced that Sir John, rolling his eyes in the throes of poetical
composition, suddenly beheld her standing radiant in the doorway, all
fresh, shapely young womanhood from ribbanded cap to trim shoe; and
struck by her air of modesty and all the shy-sweet beauty of her, he
sighed, closed his tablets and slipped them into his pocket.

“Ah, Rose,” said he, “thou flower of innocence, sure no words of mine may
do thee justice; thou’rt beyond my poor poesy. Come hither, child, and
tell me, is your mistress still for Paris?”

“’Deed, yes, sir, she seems mighty set on’t.”

“Alas, sweet Rose!”

“Is Paris so tur’ble wicked, sir?”

“’Tis no place for the like o’ thee—thou gentle innocent!” At this, my
Lady Herminia glanced at him shy-eyed, drooped her lashes, pleated a fold
in her neat apron and contrived to become the very perfect embodiment of
all that ever had been, was or possibly could be virginally shy and sweet
and innocent.

“But I do hear ’tis a mighty fine place, sir,” said she softly, “and I
do yearn to see the ladies and grand gentlemen. And, if ’tis so wicked,
naught harmful can come anigh me by reason I do ever wear this—night and
day, your honour!” And she drew from her bosom a small, plain gold cross
suspended about her shapely throat by a ribband. “’Twas my mother’s, sir,
and ’tis good against all evil ... and I shall say my prayers!”

Now at this, Sir John must needs call to mind certain unworthy episodes
of the last five years: his keen gaze wavered and he sat, chin on breast,
staring into the smouldering fire.

“And so d’ye see, sir,” she continued, finding him silent, “I shall not
fear anything, nor any one—no, not even though he be wicked as—as the
‘wicked Sir John Dering’ himself!”

“Child,” said Sir John at last, “go ask your lady to favour me with five
minutes’ conversation.”

“Yes, your honour!” she answered, curtsying, and departed obediently
forthwith.

Thus Sir John was presently ushered upstairs and into the presence of
a tall, handsome creature, magnificently attired, who acknowledged his
profound obeisance with a curt nod, and thereafter stared at him from
head to foot and sniffed.

“Madam,” quoth he, a little startled, “I come to reassure you as to the
welfare of Viscount Templemore.”

The lady stared haughtily at his dusty boots. “I am happy to tell you,”
continued Sir John, “that the meeting will not take place——” The lady,
tilting dimpled chin, stared fixedly at the topmost curls of Sir John’s
peruke. “If, therefore,” he proceeded, “you contemplate returning
immediately to England, my friend and I shall be honoured to escort you.”

The lady shook her handsome head, shrugged her dimpled shoulders and
sniffed louder than ever, so much so that Sir John retreated somewhat
precipitately.

“Tush, sir, fie and no!” she exclaimed. “I’m minded to go to Paris an’ to
Paris I’ll go!”

Sir John opened his eyes a little wider than usual and bowed himself out
forthwith.

“O my lady,” cried Betty so soon as the door had closed, “O mem, did I do
it right?”

“’Twas admirable, Bet! Didst see him blench and flush? You dear, clever
creature! There is that taffety gown—’tis thine, child—aye, and the
neck-chain with the pearl pendant! He flushed—he blenched! Come kiss me,
Betty!”




CHAPTER IV

SHEWETH THE WICKED DERING IN A NEW RÔLE


Sir John, deep-plunged in gloomy abstraction, was suddenly aroused by the
noisy entrance of two travellers, very elegant gentlemen who, cramped
from their chaise, stamped and yawned and stretched, and damned the dust,
the road, the inn, the landlord and all creation save themselves. Loudest
of the twain was a tall, youngish man who wore a stupendous periwig,
a gentleman very small as to eyes and large as to teeth that gleamed
between the lips of a heavy mouth.

To them presently came the landlord, who, with many profound obeisances
and servile excuses, begged them to follow him to a chamber more suited
to their nobilities.

Left alone, Sir John sat legs outstretched, chin on breast, staring
at the toes of his dusty riding-boots, lost once more in gloomy
retrospection of the last five years, his dejection ever deepening,
until he was aroused for the second time, as from the other side of the
partition behind his chair rose a man’s chuckling laugh, the sound of
desperate struggling, a woman’s scream.

Sir John arose and, stepping out into the passage, threw open the door of
an adjoining chamber and saw this: Upon a roomy settle the gentleman in
the large toupet and upon his knees, struggling wildly in the merciless
clasp of his arms, the girl Rose. Sir John’s serenity vanished, his
habitual languor changed to vehement action: ensued the quick, light
stamp of a foot, a glitter of darting steel and the gentleman’s lofty
periwig, transfixed upon Sir John’s unerring sword-point, was whisked
into a distant corner. Then Sir John spoke:

“Monsieur,” said he softly, “favour me by releasing your so charming
captive.” Next moment she was free, and, shrinking to the wall, saw Sir
John’s face quite transfigured, the mobile lips grimly set, the delicate
nostrils a-quiver, eyes fierce and threatening as his sword. “Sir,” he
continued in the same gentle tone, “permit me to tell you that I do not
like your face—it irritates me! Pray have the kindness to remove it,
therefore—take it hence or——”

“What the devil!” exclaimed the wigless gentleman, getting upon his legs.

“Rose,” said Sir John, “child, pray leave us!” For a moment she hesitated
then, uttering an inarticulate cry, fled from the room, and Sir John
closed the door. “Now, sir,” quoth he, saluting the gentleman with an
airy flourish of his weapon, “if your friend yonder will be so obliging
as to help push this table into the corner we can settle our little
affair quite comfortably, I think.”

“Damnation!” exclaimed the wigless gallant, and, clapping hand to sword,
half drew it, then checked and stood at gaze. When next he spoke his tone
was altogether different: “You ... I think I have the honour to address
Sir John Dering?”

“The same, sir.”

The gentleman sheathed his sword and bowed.

“My name is Scarsdale, sir,” said he. “I had the pleasure of meeting you
in Paris lately—at the Marquise de Sauvray’s rout, if you remember?”

“I do not, sir.”

Mr. Scarsdale took out his snuff-box, stared at it, tapped it, fumbled
with it and bowed.

“My dear Sir John,” said he, “if I had the curst misfortune to ... ah ...
to cross you in the matter of ... an ... Yon rustic Venus ... poach on
your preserves, ’twas done all unwitting and I apologise.... A delicious
creature; I felicitate you.”

“Mr. Scarsdale,” answered Sir John, “I accept your explanation. At the
same time, I take leave to point you to the fact that this inn is small
and I detest being crowded. May I then venture to suggest that you and
your friend seek accommodation—elsewhere?”

“How, sir—how, Sir John?” stammered Mr. Scarsdale, running nervous hand
over wigless, close-cropped head. “You ... you ask us to—to——”

“Favour me with your absence, sir.”

For a moment Mr. Scarsdale stood mute; his face grew suddenly red and as
swiftly pale, his eyes glared, his large teeth gleamed evilly, but noting
Sir John’s resolute air, his piercing gaze, the serene assurance of his
pose, Mr. Scarsdale commanded himself sufficiently to bow with a flourish.

“Tom,” quoth he to his silent companion, “ha’ the goodness to pick up my
wig.” Receiving which indispensable article, he clapped it on somewhat at
random and, hurrying from the room with the silent Tom at his heels, was
presently heard calling for horses and chaise and damning all and sundry
louder than ever until, with a stamp of hoofs and rattle of wheels, he
was borne damning on his way.

Sir John was in the act of sheathing his sword, when he turned at sound
of a light footstep.

“Ah, Rose,” sighed he, gazing into her troubled eyes, “yonder go two of
your ‘grand gentlemen’—Paris teems with such! Better surely an honest
English lover in homespun than be hunted by Brutality in lace and velvet.
Did they fright thee, child ... and despite thy prayers and little
cross?” Here she hid her face in her hands. “Nay, Rose, if they reverence
not thy virgin purity how should they revere aught else! And Paris reeks
of such as they ... to hunt thy fresh young beauty! And thou ... in thy
pretty innocence—alas! Wilt thou to Paris, child?”

“Your honour knows my lady is determined on’t”

“Then be you determined also. You have a chin—let me look at it.”

Unwillingly she raised her head, eyes abased yet very conscious of his
scrutiny.

“Pray what o’ my chin, sir?” she questioned.

“Firmly round and with a dimple in’t!” he answered. “’Tis a chin speaks
thee resolute to choose and act for thyself. So—if your lady will to
Paris let her go without you, child.”

“Without me?” she repeated, innocent eyes upraised to his. “O sir, do you
mean me to bide here—with your honour?”

At this direct question Sir John was silent a moment, and, meeting the
intensity of her gaze, felt his cheeks burn unwontedly.

“Could you trust yourself to—my honour, child?”

For a long moment she made no reply, and Sir John marvelled to find
himself awaiting her answer with a feeling akin to anxiety. “Well,
child?” he demanded at length.

“I ... think so, sir.”

“You are not sure, then?”

“Ah, sir,” she sighed, “I be only a poor maid and you’m a grand gentleman
like—like them as you druv’ away.”

“Ha, d’ye think so, girl!” he exclaimed pettishly. “Confound me, but you
are not flattering! Can you indeed think me of such base, material clay,
Rose? Are you so addle-witted, so dense, so dull to suppose ’tis your
pink-and-white prettiness lures me?”

“La, no, your honour—indeed, no!” she answered humbly, her voice a
little uncertain and her face hid beneath the laces of her mob-cap.
“Though—though your honour do think I be—pretty?” she added questioningly.

“Pretty?” he repeated scornfully. “Tush, child! What hath your prettiness
to do with it? ’Tis your natural goodness draweth me, your fresh
simplicity your purity and unstained innocence! I needs must reverence
the white soul of you——”

Here, Sir John chancing to look down and she to look up, their glances
met and he was abruptly silent; wherefore she curtsied demurely an
murmured:

“Yes, your honour!” But Sir John was silent so long that she began to tap
with fidgeting foot and to pleat a fold in her apron.

“Rose,” said he at last, “look at me!” Her eyes were raised in instant
obedience, eyes deep and dark and heavy-lashed, that met his keen
scrutiny unwavering and wholly unabashed.

“You laughed, I think?” he challenged.

“Who—me, sir?” she cried, eyes wider than ever.

“Do any women possess souls, I wonder!” said he bitterly.

“Parson do think so, your honour.”

“Then perchance you may find yours some day, for, until you do, child,
you must remain and never know or appreciate the great, good things of
life——”

“Tripe an’ pig’s-trotters, John!” exclaimed Sir Hector, bursting in upon
them, brandishing a long-handled fork. “Par-boiled, ye ken, an’ crisped
in a brisk oven——”

A rush of flying feet; the bang of closing door; a sound of stifled,
hysterical laughter.

“Losh, man Jack,” exclaimed Sir Hector, staring into his companion’s
scowling visage, “was yon that Rose creature?”

“Yon was!” answered Sir John grimly. “And what then, Hector?”

“Umph-humph!” snorted General Sir Hector Lauchlan MacLean.

“Pray, Hector, what might you mean?”

“Supper, John! Tripe an’ pig’s-trotters—aye, an’ cooked by my ain hand,
whateffer—the smell o’ yon wad mak’ Lucullus watter i’ the mou’! Sae
dinna froon, lad, but come an’ eat!”




CHAPTER V

THE ALLURE OF SIMPLICITY: MOONLIGHT AND AN ELOPEMENT


“Betty lass,” exclaimed my Lady Herminia, surveying her handsome
features in the travelling-mirror, “Old Drury hath lost a notable and
vastly clever actress in me! I ha’ played the innocent country wench to
such infinite perfection of admiration that the poor fool languishes
already ... ogles my charms and talks—of my soul! Oh, a dangerous man,
Bet, a wicked wretch—one o’ your soft-spoke, smooth-tongued, dove-eyed,
silky, seducing monsters—a very serpent of iniquity, child! But I’m no
poor, meek, bread-and-butter miss to be lured to shame or whispered to
destruction by any such perfidious and patent villain, not I, Bet!”

“Oh no, my lady!” nodded placid Betty. “No, indeed, mam, heaven knows
you’m a sight too clever an’ knowin’——”

“Knowing, woman! Ha, what d’ye mean by ‘knowing,’ pray?”

“La, I don’t know, my lady ... I only know as you know yourself a match
for any fine gentleman, villain or no, ever and always, mam——”

“’S bud, but I should hope so, Bet, especially this poor creature!”

“Aye, to be sure, but ... O my lady, if he be truly dangerous——”

“Tush! I know the breed, and forewarned is forearmed. And he mistaketh me
for a country simpleton dazzled by his fine airs! So I intend to make it
my duty to teach him a shrewd lesson, Betty.”

“Yes, mem, but how?”

“I intend to lower his pride, girl—to shame him cruelly.”

“Why, then, ’tis as good as done, mam. But——”

“I’ll drag his insufferable self-esteem in the dust ... through the mud
... trample it ’neath my feet ... make him a mock—a jest and byword.”

“I’m sure you will, my lady, but how?”

“How, Bet? Why, by running away with him to begin with, for sure.”

“O mem!” ejaculated Betty, lifting imploring hands. “O my dear lady——”

“Woman, don’t wail—’tis useless! I regard this as a sacred duty, girl!”

“But ... O lud, my lady ... think o’ your ladyship’s good name ... the
scandal——”

“One must be prepared to suffer in the high cause of duty, Betty child
... and, besides, my name will be Rose Ashton!”

“But, O my lady, if you run away—what o’ me?”

“You will proceed towards Paris in the coach as I ha’ told you, child!
You will be quite safe with Giles and the footmen. And this minds me,
the coach should be ready, and the sooner you start the better. Go down
and bid Giles prepare for the road immediately. Stay, you cannot in all
that finery! We’ll send Rose instead!” And away sped my lady accordingly,
quite deaf to Betty’s reproachful wailings.

Thus Sir John, toying gloomily with knife and fork, was presently aware
of stir and bustle within the house and of stamping hoofs and rumbling
wheels without: wherefore he arose and crossed to the window in time
to see Rose’s mistress, muffled to the eyes, clamber into the great
four-horsed travelling-chariot, followed by Rose herself similarly
attired; he watched the footmen close the door, put up the steps and
swing themselves into the rumble, heard the hoarse command of the driver,
a sudden clatter of straining hoofs, and away rolled the cumbrous
vehicle towards Paris.

“And despite her chin!” sighed Sir John within himself. “Poor, silly,
innocent child! Ah well, perchance her prayers and little cross may
avail. Heaven send it so——”

Here he was roused by a huge hand on his shoulder and Sir Hector’s voice
in his ear:

“Och-heigh! Are ye wearyin’ for Parus—sae sune, John?”

“Paris? Ha—’tis a sink of iniquity!” he retorted so fiercely that Sir
Hector peered.

“Oo aye,” he nodded. “’Tis a’ that, laddie, and yet ye contrived tae pit
up wi’t for five lang year.” At this Sir John frowned and was silent.
“Aweel, aweel,” quoth Sir Hector, “there’s England waitin’ ye, aye, and
happiness, I trust——”

“Happiness!” repeated Sir John scornfully.

“Why not, lad? ’Tis time ye married and settled doon——”

“Horrific thought!” growled Sir John.

“Why, then, John,” quoth Sir Hector, his English suddenly very precise,
“you might begin to take an interest in your own affairs, particularly
your estates; they are damnably mismanaged, I hear, more especially at
High Dering ... where you were born and your mother died ... sweet soul!”

“High Dering!” repeated Sir John. “I’ faith it seems a far cry to the old
house—the green slopes of Firle and our good South Downs! ’Tis long since
we saw ’em together, Hector?”

“Yes, John, it is seven years and more since you left High Dering for
London and the modish world. And to-day, lad, instead of being a plain
country gentleman content in the prosperity of your tenants, here you
stand a man of fashion, a town gallant full of polite airs and tricks and
graces, but curst unhappy by your looks—while High Dering is going to the
devil!”

“’Tis mismanaged, you say, Hector? And yet Sturton, my bailiff, seems to
do very well——”

“Oh, excellent well, John, for you—and himself! But ’tis vastly otherwise
with your tenantry, I hear.”

“You contrive to hear a great deal, Hector, one way or another!”

“No, just in the one way, lad, with my ears. Ye see, Nature gi’e me eyes
an’ lugs an’ I use ’em——”

“And you tell me Sturton is a rogue?”

“I say go and see for yourself, John. Get ye to High Dering and look,
John, listen—and act!”

“I will, Hector. The peace and quiet of the place will be grateful,
besides.”

“Ye’ll no’ find it sae peaceful, lad, nor yet sae quiet whateffer!”

“Why, pray?” demanded Sir John, with sudden interest.

“Well, John, ye’ll ken the name o’ Lord Sayle, I’m thinkin’?”

“Aye, I do!” nodded Sir John, his interest deepening. “I’ve heard he has
‘been out’ rather frequently——”

“Losh, man, he has that! A wild, desp’rit, duelling body wi’ reputation
as unsavoury as—as y’r ain, John, but wi’ this difference—he fights
tae kill an’ generally pinks his man. He’s ane o’ y’r gentlemanly
rapscallions wha’ll insult ye vera politely, y’ ken, an’ kill ye vera
genteelly into the bargain if ye dare tae tak’ offence.”

“So I’ve heard; and what then, Hector?”

“John, the man’s leeving within half an hour’s ride o’ y’r ain park
gates. After killing the young Marquis of Torwood last year, London grew
too hot, so my lord marched bag and baggage to his Sussex estate, and
there he’s lived ever since—aye, and a place of unholy riot he keeps
there, as I hear. An’ what’s more, John, what wi’ his desp’rit proneness
tae bluidshed, there’s few tae gainsay him, y’ ken—his will is law in the
South Country these days.”

“’S bud!” murmured Sir John. “’S life, but begin to yearn for the country
more than ever!”

“Hoot, laddie, hoot-toot, ye’ll no’ be sic a fule tae pick a quarrel
juist for y’r ain vanity an’ vainglory, Johnnie? The man’s good a sworder
as ye’sel’——”

Sir John laughed and, reaching up, straightened Sir Hector’s periwig that
had worked itself rather more askew than usual.

“Tush, man!” said he. “Sure you know that your true duellists take most
particular pains to avoid each other. Shall dog eat dog? And I detest
bloodshed, Hector. I prefer pen to sword—and that reminds me we have not
as yet determined on an apt rhyme to ‘soul!’” And out came Sir John’s
unfinished script. “The work is in ode form, and, so far as it goes, is
well enough. Pray sit down, Hector; the night is young—listen and judge
for yourself.”

“Na, na, John!” answered Sir Hector, retreating to the door. “I hae no
ear for po’try, ye ken—so I’ll awa’ tae bed and leave ye to’t, lad. But
dinna sit too long—for we maun be up betimes. Guid-night.”

Left alone, Sir John tossed the unfinished ode into the fire and, having
watched it flare to ash and vanish up the wide chimney, sat awhile in
thought. Gradually the place above and around him grew hushed, voices
died away, busy feet grew still; the inn sank to rest. But Sir John sat
on staring into the dying fire, deep-plunged in brooding thought. So lost
was he that he heard no sound of opening door, of light footstep, until
roused by a soft touch; he started and glanced up, to behold her of whom
he was thinking.

Meekly she stood before him, clad for the road in a long, hooded cloak,
with a bundle in her hand, a very small bundle tied up in a neckerchief.

“Rose!” he murmured.

“Here I be, sir,” she answered timidly. “An’ now what will your honour
please to do wi’ me?”

Instinctively Sir John arose, but stood mumchance, for once in his life
speechlessly perplexed; perceiving which, she continued demurely:

“If your honour is ready to go, I am.”

“To go?” he repeated. “Aye, but whither, child?”

“I ... I thought you would know best, sir,” she answered. “But wherever
it be, the sooner we start the better.”

“What’s your hurry, Rose?”

“’Tis my mistress, sir—the moment she misses me, she’ll come a-galloping
back to find me, y’ see; she do rely on me for her curls an’ complexion,
your honour.”

“Ah,” murmured Sir John, “two highly necessary things to any woman o’
fashion! She will doubtless fly back in quest of ’em.”

“Then pray let us go, sir.”

“Aye, but how? Here is no sort of conveyance unless it be a posting nag.
Can you ride, girl?”

“No, sir.”

“A-pillion?”

“I should tumble off, sir.... But we’ve got legs, your honour——”

“Limbs, child!”

“An’ I be a good walker an’ main strong, sir——”

“Aye, as a goddess o’ the groves and fountains, Rose.”

“An’ ’tis a mortal fine night, your honour! And look at the moon—so
splendid an’ all!”

“Splendid indeed, Rose!” And, opening the lattice, Sir John leaned
out into a radiant night very calm and still—breathed an air soft and
fragrant, saw the gleaming highway barred and fretted by the black
shadows of the sombre trees—a magically alluring road, a way mysterious
to woo the adventurous.

Sir John sighed and drew in his head.

“Y’ are very right, child; the sooner we start the better! In the corner
yonder you will find my cloak and pistols; pray bring ’em whiles I
scribble a line to my friend.” And sitting down forthwith he took pen and
paper and indited the following epistle:

    “MY DEAR HECTOR,—I have departed for England, but will meet you
    in High Dering at the earliest moment, where you shall inquire
    for one, John Derwent. Meanwhile I am, as ever, thy wholly
    devoted, loving

                                                      “JOHN DERWENT.

    “P.S.—I have taken the girl Rose with me.”

Having duly sealed and directed which missive, he arose, took up his
pistols, examined flint, charge and priming and thrust them into the
capacious pockets of his riding-coat; then he enveloped himself in the
cloak, softly unbarred and opened the door and, hat in hand, bowed his
companion out of the silent inn.

“Come, child,” said he, “let us, confident in Fate and each other, seek
the unknown together, nothing doubting.”




CHAPTER VI

OF SOULS, SOLITUDE AND A DUSTY ROAD


Very soon they had lost sight of the inn and the magic of the night
was all about them, a night of vasty stillness wherein the leaves hung
motionless and none moved but themselves, and with no sound to break the
slumberous quiet save the tread of their feet. Before them stretched
the tree-bordered road leading away and away to distances vague and
mysterious, a silvery causeway fretted by purple-black shadows, with, to
right and left, a wide prospect of rolling, wooded country.

Sir John walked in serene and silent contemplation of earth and heaven
until his companion, as though awed by the all-pervading stillness, drew
a little nearer and spoke in hushed voice:

“’Tis dreadful solitary, sir!”

“It is, child,” he answered, his gaze still wandering; “but mine is a
nature that craves solitude and, at times, I am possessed of a very
passion for silence.”

“Is this why your honour went and lived in Paris?” she questioned softly.

Sir John’s wandering gaze fixed itself rather hastily upon the speaker,
but her face was hidden in enveloping hood.

“One can find solitude anywhere, Rose,” he retorted.

“Can one, sir?”

“To be sure, child! ’Mid the busiest throng, the gayest crowd, one’s soul
may sit immune, abstracted, in solitary communion with the Infinite.”

“Aye, but—can souls sit, your honour?” she questioned.

Once again Sir John’s roaming gaze focused itself upon his companion,
and when he spoke his voice sounded a trifle pettish.

“’Twas but a figure of speech, girl! Souls, being abstractions, ha’
no need to—tush! Why a plague should we puzzle your pretty head with
metaphysics? What know you o’ the soul, child—or I, for that matter?”

“Not much, your honour,” she answered submissively. “Though parson do say
the soul is more precious than much fine gold.”

“Have you a soul, I wonder, Rose?”

“I ... hope so, sir.”

“Then look before you, child, and tell me what you see.”

“A dusty road!” she sighed.

“And is it nothing more to you, girl? Doth it strike no deeper note? Do
you not see it as a path mysterious, leading to the unknown—the very
symbol of life itself? And yet, poor child, how should you?” he sighed.
“Let us talk of simpler things.”

“Oh, thank ye kindly, sir,” she sighed. “An’ I should like to hear about
yourself, an’t please your honour.”

“Rose!” he exclaimed in sudden dubiety.

“Yes, your honour?”

“I ... I wish to heaven you would not muffle your face in that pestilent
hood!”

Mutely obedient, she pushed back the offending headgear, and Sir John,
beholding the stolid placidity of her, the serene eyes and grave,
unsmiling mouth, grew a little reassured.

“Pray what would you learn of so simple a creature as myself?” he
demanded.

“As much as you’ll tell me, sir. ’Deed, I don’t even know your honour’s
name—except that ’tis John.”

“Then call me John.”

“Nay, sir, I couldn’t be so bold to take such liberty! You a grand
gentleman an’ me a poor maid in service!”

“But I’m in service also, Rose,” he answered. “Indeed we all are, more or
less. I particularly so.”

“You!” she exclaimed, turning to stare at him. “You in service! Who with?”

“A rather difficult, very exacting person named Sir John Dering.”

“Him!” she cried, and immediately began to walk faster than before.
“But,” she questioned suddenly, stopping to view him up and down,
“but—your grand clothes?”

“His, Rose! Sir John’s—borrowed for the occasion!”

“Oh!” she exclaimed, and walked on again.

“As for my name, you’ll find I shall answer readily to John Derwent.”

“John?” she repeated. “’Tis the same as your master’s!”

“You may call me ‘Jack,’” he suggested.

“Being Sir John Dering’s servant, you will know all about him and his
evil ways?”

“None better, child.”

“Is he so wicked as they tell?”

“Faith, child, no man could be; ’twere beyond all finite achievement, and
Sir John is only human!”

“But,” said she, her eyes fiercely accusing, “he—murders men!”

“Not often, child,” he answered lightly.

“He fights duels!”

“But only when necessary.”

“He hath broke poor women’s hearts!”

“Only such as were cracked.”

“You are his champion, it seems?”

“Because he hath none other—a poor, lonely dog with a bad name, child, a
solitary creature for the kicks and buffets o’ the world! Doth not your
woman’s heart yearn to such?”

But instead of answering she clasped his arm in sudden terror.

“Look!” she whispered. “There’s something there ... moving in the
shadows—a man!”

“Two men, child!” he whispered back. “I’ve been watching ’em for some
time.”

“What ... what will they do to us?”

“That depends. Art afraid, child?”

“Yes ... yes——” she gasped.

“Then pretend you are not—as I do! Come, step out, and go on talking.”

As they walked on thus she, stealing terrified glances, saw how these
vague yet sinister shapes began gradually edging towards them, nearer and
nearer, crouching forms that moved on soundless feet—closer and closer,
until she had a vision of sordid, skulking, ragged misery, of murderous
desperation, hunger-fierce eyes, the grim silhouette of a bludgeon, the
evil gleam of a stealthy knife——

And then, with sudden, swift leap, Sir John was upon them, and she saw
him fronting them, a pistol thrust into each pallid, shrinking face——

“Rose!” he called. “Rose, come hither, child!”

Instinctively, and despite the terror that shook her, she obeyed. “Good
girl!” quoth he, with an approving nod. “I’ the right-hand pocket o’ my
waistcoat you will find five or six guineas; take two and bestow ’em upon
the poor rascals for affording us a sensation.” Trembling still, she
carried out Sir John’s instructions, who, with a brief word and imperious
gesture, commanded the astonished rogues begone. Nor did they need a
second bidding, but flitted away on silent feet, though oft turning
pallid faces to stare their amazement ere they vanished into the shadows
whence they came.

“Rose, child,” quoth Sir John, uncocking and repocketing his pistols, “I
am pleased with thee. ’S heart, I’m vastly pleased with thee! I rejoice
that being fearful you commanded your fear and neither shrieked, swooned,
squeaked, moaned, laughed, wept or fell to a fit o’ the vapours. Thank
God, child, that thou’rt a fine, buxom, lusty country wench, sound o’
wind and limb, all wholesome flesh and blood and bone——”

“Oh, fie—hush and ha’ done!” she exclaimed, tossing her handsome head.
“You make me sound as I were a prize cow!”

“Tush!” he laughed. “I do but take your body first. As to your mind——”

“I ha’ none—so never mind!” she retorted bitterly, and making the most of
her stately height.

“Aye, but I do mind,” he answered seriously. “I mind infinitely, because
’tis your mind needeth a great deal o’ painful care. ’S life, girl, were
your mind the peer o’ your body you’d be a creature without peer. The
which, sounding paradoxical, is yet very truth.”

“’Stead of which,” she retorted angrily, “I am only a buxom country wench
... a poor maid, as you think, all body an’ no soul, an’ talk of as she
were a piece o’ cattle! Oh, I could cry wi’ shame, I could!”

“Then I shall kiss you, Rose!”

“You—ah, you wouldn’t dare!”

“Not unless you cry, child. I can endure a woman’s scorn, her fleerings,
even her caresses—but her tears melt my adamantine fortitude quite.
So pray do not weep, Rose. And as for your sweet country ways, your
rustic simplicity, God bless you for ’em, child. With your goddess-form
uncramped by cursed, ’prisoning whalebone—with no rusks or busks or such
damned contrivances to pinch your figure to the prevailing mode you
are as the hand of Nature moulded you, a woman apt to motherhood, and
therefore to be reverenced ... and a curse on all rusks.”

“They are called busks, your honour, and I wear ’em!” she retorted.

“Howbeit, as you walk beside me now, Rose, free-limbed as a nymph,
fragrant with naught but health, you are a thousand times more alluring
than any modish lady laced to suffocation and ready to sink, to swoon, to
languish and vapour accordingly on the least provocation.”

“I ’spose you’ve endured a vast deal o’ such ladylike weaknesses, sir?”
she questioned.

“To an infinity o’ weariness!” sighed Sir John. “That is to say, my
master hath, and I ha’ suffered with him.”

“Your master be a great beau, my mistress says, and mighty successful wi’
the ladies—French ladies! But my mistress do say as Sir John Dering’s
nothing in particular to look at—a plain, insignificant little man!”

“Insignificant, girl!” Sir John nearly tripped over one of his spurs.
“Insignificant!” he repeated. “Oh, begad! But then, child, ’twas easy to
recognise your mistress for a person of little taste and no discernment,
poor soul! An insignificant little man!” he repeated for the second time,
and then laughed joyously. “And yet, Rose, sink me but she’s right!”
quoth he. “For in many particulars you behold in me the very reverse and
opposite of Sir John Dering.”

“And yet his clothes do fit ’ee to admiration!” she added.

“Hum!” quoth Sir John, and walked in silence awhile and, beholding the
moon near to setting, sighed; as her tender light waned, his gloom waxed,
for the countryside seemed to lose something of its magic allurement;
moreover, his long riding-boots, elegantly light though they were, began
to irk him, and the faint, monotonous jingle of his spurs irritated him
so that at last he must needs pause to unbuckle them.

“A pedestrian in spurs is a pitiable object, Rose,” he explained, “and
their jingle upon a toilsome road is deuced dismal!”

“An’ I be that weary I could weep!” she sighed.

“Don’t!” he admonished. “Your weariness I can endure with an effort, but
your tears—— There, take my arm, child, lean on me—so!”

“An’ I don’t know where you’m a-takin’ me.”

“To England, sure!” he answered encouragingly. “To Sussex, to the gentle
Down-country—home!”

“You can’t!” she sighed. “Ye see, I ha’ no home.”

“Your mother—father?”

“I—I’m an orphan wi’ no one in the world—except a grandmother.”

“Then your grandmother be it.”

“Her’ll only clout me for leaving my lady an’ losing a good place. And
you—you’d be glad to be quit o’ me already.”

“My poor child,” said he in changed tone, becoming aware how painfully
she limped, “you are worn out!”

“And your voice sounded kind!” she answered, turning to look at him; and
he saw the cold, austere beauty of her face transfigured by a sudden
tenderness so new and unexpected that he was amazed.

“Why—why, Rose,” he stammered, “you can be more—much more than merely
handsome.”

“See,” she whispered, “the moon’s a’most down—’twill be dark soon!”

“Nay, child, in a little ’twill be dawn; you have walked with me all
night. And this is the most desolate part of the road as I remember—never
an inn, or cottage or bed for you, my poor girl!”

“The ditch will serve,” she sighed, “for indeed I can go no farther.”

“Nay, I will lodge you better than that ... there’s a haystack i’ the
field yonder, if you can walk so far?”

“I’ll try!” said she between her teeth; but, catching her foot in a wheel
rut, she staggered and uttered a cry of pain. And then Sir John had
caught her up in his arms and bore her, albeit very unsteadily, across
the stretch of meadow. Reeling and stumbling, he reached the haystack at
last, and, setting her down, leaned to gasp and catch his breath.

“A goddess is ... an awkward burden ... for a ... mere human man!” he
panted.

“Especially if she be ‘buxom!’” she added, with a little unsteady laugh.
“Oh, but you are kind! And stronger than you look! I shouldn’t ha’ let
you ... but me so tired ... and the pain! I think I shall cry!”

“Aye, do!” he pleaded, and reached for her hands. But she laughed
instead, and bade him show her where she must sleep. Therefore Sir John
tossed off his cloak, and by dint of some labour had soon burrowed a
niche in the stack where she might lie softly couched on fragrant hay.

Being within this niche and Sir John going to cover her with his long
riding-cloak, she would have none of it unless he shared it with her; so
at last down they lay side by side.

“Close your eyes and go to sleep, child!” he murmured. “Sleep you secure
... for I ... will watch ... awhile....” But, even as he spoke, his eyes
closed and he sank to heavenly slumber. Yet after some while he awoke,
conscious of an intolerable unease, and, groping for the cause, found
himself lying upon a pistol. The day was breaking, and by the gathering
light he saw this pistol for none of his; a small, silver-mounted weapon,
very apt for concealment—say in the folds of a long grey cloak.

She lay deep-plunged in slumber, her face concealed by the hood of
this same grey cloak and naught to see of her save one hand, a slim,
shapely hand, very white and delicate; observing which hand, its pink,
soft palm, its long, taper fingers and rosy, polished nails, Sir John’s
eyes grew suddenly keen, his lips grim as, lying down again, he stared
on the brightening dawn; slowly his grim look vanished and, smiling
enigmatically, he fell asleep again.

And presently up came the sun to transform a myriad dewdrops into so many
scintillating gems and make a glory of the world; to rouse the birds and
fill them with the gladness of a new day; to kiss the slumberous eyes of
her who stirred sighfully in the comfort of her grey cloak, and waking
to a glory of sunshine and carolling birds, sat up suddenly, peering
eager-eyed at him who lay beside her very fast asleep and with a faint,
enigmatic smile upon his lips.




CHAPTER VII

WHICH INTRODUCES MY LORD SAYLE AND THE CLASH OF STEEL


Sir John rubbed the sleep from his eyes to behold his companion
approaching, evidently fresh from her morning ablutions; moreover, her
sprigged petticoat, if a little rumpled, looked surprisingly trim, her
square-toed, flat-heeled shoes were innocent of dust and she had even
contrived to comb and dress her hair—black, glossy hair, he noticed, that
fell in wanton curls on either white temple. And, seeing her so neat and
trig from top to toe, he immediately became supremely conscious of his
own rumpled garments, his unshaven chin and the haystalks entwined in the
tangled ringlets of his peruke. None the less, he rose and bowed with his
usual grace, giving her a cheery “Good morning.”

“’S heart, child!” he exclaimed, “you walk proud as Dian’s self or lady
o’ high degree, God save your ladyship!” And he bowed again with an
exaggerated flourish, at which she frowned and answered sullenly:

“You’m asleep and dreaming, I think!”

“Aye, belike I am, wench,” he answered gaily. “I dream you sweet, gentle
and great o’ soul—and dreams ever go by contrary, for thy looks are sour,
thy speech ungracious and thy soul—ha, thy soul, child!”

“What of’t?”

“’Tis the unknown quantity! How, dost frown yet, my Rose? Is it for anger
or hunger?

    “O Rose of love, O fragrant rose
      Thy visage sheweth me
    The source of all thy present woes
    Is that thy stomach empty goes,
      So filled it soon shall be.

—bethink thee, Rose, the joys in store—ham, beef, beer ... base material
things to appal the soul and yet—how comfortable, how irresistible to
your human maid and man! So ha’ patience, sweet wench, ha’ patience till
I have laved me, combed me and found us an inn. Meantime sit ye and list
to the birds, commune you with Nature whiles I go wash in the brook
yonder.”

And away he strode, blithe and debonair despite the straws in his wig,
leaving her to bite red underlip and frown after him until a clump of
willows hid him from view. Then, coming to the niche in the haystack,
she began to seek in angry haste, wholly unconscious that Sir John
was watching her from his screen of leaves, keen-eyed, and with the
enigmatical smile curling his grim mouth. Thereafter he proceeded with
his toilet at a leisured ease.

So long was he indeed that she came thither impatiently at last, to find
him seated upon grassy bank, his great periwig upon one fist, doing his
best to smooth its rebellious disorder with an ivory pocket-comb of
pitifully inadequate proportions.

“Are ye going to be all day?” she demanded.

“I hope not,” he sighed, tugging at a refractory tangle.

“You’ll never do it that way, fool!” she exclaimed.

“Your pardon, madam,” he answered gravely, “but I shall, if I sit here
till the trump o’ doom——”

“You’re a nice gentleman’s servant!” quoth she scornfully. “You don’t
even know how to use a comb——”

“I have my own method!” he retorted.

Her answer was to snatch the wig, pluck from him the comb and show him
with contemptuous elaboration how it should be done, while Sir John,
leaning back against a convenient tree, watched her with respectful
interest.

“If I had only thought to bring a razor!” he murmured, feeling his
stubbly chin.

“You look mighty ordinary without your wig!” said she, viewing him with
coldly disparaging glance. “Very ordinary ... and insignificant!”

Sir John sighed and shook his head.

“No man is a hero to his valet!” he answered, whereat she tossed wig and
comb at his feet and turned her back on him.

Sir John put on his peruke, settled it with nicest care, stroked the
long, glossy curls, and rose.

“Many thanks!” quoth he. “But for my chin I should feel well-nigh
respectable. And now permit me to return this trifle, which ’tis likely
you have been diligently a-seeking.”

Glancing round, she saw that he was tendering the silver-mounted pistol.
“I found myself lying upon it as I slept,” he explained. “’Tis a pretty
toy, yet deadly enough—at close quarters. ’Twas vastly wise in you to
arm you before trusting yourself to—my honour. I commend your extreme
discretion. It must be a comfort to you to know you can blow my head
off whenever you think necessary, or feel so disposed! Come, take your
pistol, child—take it!” But, seeing she merely frowned, he thrust the
weapon into the pocket of her cloak whether she would or no.

“So there you stand, Rose,” he smiled, “thrice, nay, four times armed—by
your prayers, your little cross, a pistol and ... your innocence! ’Faith,
child, you should be safe enough o’ conscience! Come, then, let us go
seek breakfast.”

And now as they trudged along he talked of birds and the wayside flowers,
of which it seemed he knew much; but finding she only frowned or yawned
as the whim took her, he quickened his pace.

“Why will ye hurry a body so—I be all breathless!” she protested at last.

“I would haste to feed you, sweet Rose; ’twill render you less thorny,
mayhap—and a little better company.” At this she stopped to frown and
clench her fists, whereupon he promptly seized the nearest and patted it
kindly.

“A pretty hand, Rose,” said he, “a slim, white, soft, shapely little
hand, and yet useful for all its idle looks.”

“I hate you!” she exclaimed bitterly.

“God bless you, child, I believe you do!” he answered. “But the birds
sing, the sun shines, and I shall enjoy my breakfast none the less,
which, if I remember this road aright, is none so far to seek!”

Sure enough, rounding a bend, they presently espied a large posting-inn
astir with bustle and excitement; horses stamped, chains rattled, ostlers
ran to and fro, voices shouted; from all of which it was to be surmised
that important company had lately arrived or was about to depart.

Threading his way through all this confusion, Sir John beckoned to a
large and somewhat pompous person.

“Landlord,” quoth he, “three-quarters of an hour hence you will have a
coach and post-horses at the door. Meanwhile—breakfast!”

Sir John was his usual gentle, imperious self—but his chin was unshaven,
his boots and clothes dusty; wherefore mine host’s bow was perfunctory
and his manner somewhat off-hand when he “regretted he was unable to
oblige Monsieur, as the only fresh team of horses was already commanded
for a great English milord—it was distressing, mais que voulez-vous! As
for breakfast, it was to be had within—Monsieur must pray excuse him,
he was busy!” Sir John, completely forgetful of clothes and chin, was
staring amazed and a little shocked by the landlord’s extraordinary lack
of respectful and instant obedience, when his companion twitched him by
embroidered cuff and, turning, he wondered to surprise a look on her face
that might have been exultation, and there was suppressed excitement in
her voice and gesture as she pointed to a coat-of-arms emblazoned upon
the panels of an elegant travelling-chariot that stood near by.

“Look yonder!” said she. “Oh, ’tis small use you expecting horses if this
English lord wants ’em. Ye see, I know who he is—look there!”

“A vulgar display of paint!” nodded Sir John, glancing at the
coat-of-arms. “Pray what of it?”

“That coach belongs to my Lord Sayle!”

“And pray, what then?”

“When he wants anything he generally gets it,” she answered.

“And why is he so cursed, child?”

“Because nobody dare gainsay him!”

Now hearing the taunt in her voice, reading it in her look, Sir John’s
blue eyes grew suddenly very keen and bright, then he laughed a little
bitterly.

“You think ’tis time one dared the fellow, perhaps. Ah, Rose, had we Sir
John Dering with us, were my master here——”

“’Twould be a new experience for him to meet—a dangerous man!” she
retorted.

“Indeed, child, you grow a little bloodthirsty, I think!” he sighed.
“Rest you here a moment. I must speak a word with master landlord.”

Left alone, she stood to stare after Sir John’s slender, light-treading
figure, then, turning about, entered the inn.

The place was full of stir and bustle, so, pulling her hood about her
face, she mounted the stair, but paused at sound of riotous merriment
from a room near by; she was standing thus hesitant, when a vigorous
arm was clasped suddenly about her and, all in a moment, she was
half-carried, half-dragged to a certain door which, swinging wide,
discovered three gentlemen at their wine, chief among them one who sat at
the head of the table, resplendent in sky-blue coat and flaxen periwig
that framed a handsome, arrogant face, bold of eye, full-lipped and
square of chin; a gentleman who bore himself with a masterful air and
who now, setting down his glass, leant suddenly forward to stare at her
who stood shrinking beneath the fixity of his gaze.

“By Venus and all the Loves!” he exclaimed. “Whom ha’ you there, Huntley?”

“A bird o’ price, Sayle! Ha’n’t I caught a pretty bird, then?”

“Smite me!” exclaimed his lordship, viewing the captive in growing
amaze. “Burn me if I ever saw such a resemblance! She might be the proud
Barrasdaile herself were she a little less vulgarly robust—less redundant
in her curves, d’ye see. Bring her hither, Huntley man!”

“Damme, no, Sayle—she’s mine!”

“Damme, yes, sir, she belongs to all! In her we greet her bewitching
prototype, in her rustical image we’ll adore and pay homage to her of
whom she is the very spit, the breathing likeness—‘the Barrasdaile’
herself. Since the haughty beauty is beyond our reach, this countrified
semblance of her shall serve our turn ... she’s a dainty creature, I vow,
with ruddy lips ... a waist ... a shape! Bring her hither, man! Nay—up on
the table with her! Aye so, throned on the table she shall receive our
worship!”

Despite struggles, supplications and bitter reproaches, she was hoisted
to the table amid a hubbub of cheers and laughter and, standing thus,
faced them—a wild creature, trembling with shame, rage and a growing fear.

And it was now that Sir John chose to open the door, pausing on the
threshold, snuff-box in hand, to survey the scene with an expression of
cold and passionless disgust until the company, a little taken aback by
his sudden appearance, ceased their clamorous merriment to frown with one
accord upon the intruder, and fiercest of all, my Lord Sayle.

“What the devil?” he demanded. “This is a private room, sir—get out and
be damned!”

Sir John smiled, closed the door and leaned his back against it, whereat
were murmurs and mutterings of angry surprise, and my Lord Sayle rose to
his feet.

“Damme, is the fellow drunk or mad!... What d’ye want?” he demanded.

“Horses!” answered Sir John and, smiling affably at the angry company,
helped himself to a pinch of snuff. And now the trembling captive,
finding herself thus momentarily forgotten, sprang from the table and
was at Sir John’s elbow all in a moment; but he never so much as glanced
at her, all his interest centred apparently in the flaxen curls of my
Lord Sayle’s wig. “I am here, sir,” he went on, closing and fobbing his
snuff-box, “to inform you that, learning you had engaged the only horses
available, and deeming my own need of ’em the more urgent, I have taken
the liberty of countermanding the animals to my own use.”

At this was a moment’s amazed stillness, then my lord laughed fiercely
and leaned across the table to glare, his nostrils unpleasantly dilated.

“You are assuredly an ignorant fool, sir,” quoth he, “for ’tis certain
you do not—cannot know me!”

“Nor desire to, sir!” murmured Sir John.

“I am Sayle—Lord Sayle! You’ll have heard the name, I fancy?”

“And mine, my lord, is Derwent, and you will never have heard it, I am
sure. But what has all this to do with horses, pray?”

“This, my poor imbecile—and hark’ee, Mr. Derwent, I permit no man, or
woman either for that matter, to thwart my whims, much less an unshaven
young jackanapes like yourself! Therefore—and mark me! Unless you
apologise instantly for your unbelievable impertinence and undertake to
personally see that the horses are put to my chariot within the next ten
minutes, I shall give myself the pleasure of horse-whipping you, here
and now, before your trollop’s pretty face. Come, Mr. Derwent, what d’ye
say?”

Sir John’s answer was characteristically gentle: “I say, my lord, that
your manners are as gross as your person, and your person is infinitely
offensive from any and every point o’ view!”

Here ensued a moment of stupefied silence, a stillness wherein none
moved for a space; suddenly my lord’s chair went over with a crash, his
clenched fists smote the air. “Lock the door, Amberley, lock the door,”
he commanded in choking voice, “and give me a whip, somebody!”

“A whip?” repeated Sir John, faintly surprised. “Nay, sir, you have a
sword, sure? And rumour says you can use it. Come, pray let us try what
you can do, though first we will ask the child here to be good enough to
leave us awhile——”

“Ha, leave us, is it?” snarled my lord. “Damme, no; I say the handsome
baggage shall stay to see you squirm! The table, gentlemen ... give me
room!”

Very soon, sufficient space having been cleared to satisfy his lordship,
he tugged off the sky-blue coat, tossed it aside, kicked off his shoes
and, laughing in arrogant assurance, drew his sword and stood waiting.
Sir John made his dispositions with a leisured ease that set my lord
swearing in vicious impatience, while his friends snuffed, nodded and
watched the victim prepare himself for the inevitable outcome with more
or less sympathy; in especial one, a long-legged, sleepy gentleman who,
unheeding Lord Sayle’s angry glare, approached Sir John and bowed.

“Sir,” said he, “m’ name’s Amberley. It seems y’ave no friend t’act for
ye in case of—ah—of——”

“My sudden demise?” smiled Sir John.

“Precisely, sir. If you should wish any message d’livered t’any one—any
commission o’ the kind, shall be happy t’offer myself—name of Amberley,
sir.”

“Mr. Amberley, pray receive my thanks, but I have no message for any
one——”

“Damnation!” cried my lord. “Is he ready, Amberley?”

“Quite!” murmured Sir John, and drawing his sword he tossed the scabbard
upon the table, and approaching Lord Sayle, saluted and fell to his guard.

Slimmer than usual he looked as he stood thus gracefully poised, and of
no great stature, yet, in that moment, observing his eyes and mouth,
no one would have called him “insignificant”—especially one who leaned
against the door, hands clenched, eyes wide, waiting for what was to be.

The narrow blades crossed, and immediately rose a thud of quick-moving,
purposeful feet and clink of murderous steel. Lord Sayle’s onset was
impetuous as usual, his attacks viciously direct and powerful; but time
and again his darting point was met, his lightning thrusts parried,
though only just in time, and as if more by accident than skill; noting
which, he laughed scornfully and pressed his attack more fiercely; twice
he forced Sir John to break ground until, espying an opening in his
antagonist’s defence after a wide parade, he lounged swiftly, gasped and,
dropping his weapon, staggered with Sir John’s blade transfixing his
sword-arm from wrist to elbow.

And now was confusion: a wild ringing of bells, calling for water and
sponges, running for lint and bandages, while Sir John did on his shoes,
and eased himself into his tight-fitting riding-coat.

My Lord Sayle, a-sprawl in arm-chair while his friends washed and
stanched his wounds, alternately cursed and groaned, heaping his late
antagonist with passionate revilings and bitter invective until, what
with anger and pain, his voice failed him at last.

Then Sir John spoke in chilling scorn:

“Thou contemptible thing! Thou man of straw! Egad, and can it be you
set all London by the ears? ’S life, my lord, your fencing is like your
manners, exceeding indifferent. I might ha’ killed you any time I wished!”

My Lord Sayle struggled to his feet, raving like a madman and calling for
his sword, until, constrained by his friends, he sank back in the chair
and suffered their ministrations, but raving still.

“You shall suffer for this.... Aye, burn me, but you shall! This is but
the beginning ... we meet again ... aye, by all the fiends in hell I’ll
ha’ your life for this ... you shall fight me again so soon as I am able!”

“With joy, my lord!” answered Sir John, wiping his blade on his
lordship’s sky-blue coat that chanced to lie handy. “’Twas purely for
this reason that I suffered you to live. Indeed, my lord, I hope to
repeat the pleasure of this little _rencontre_ on every possible occasion
until I run you out of England. And you should soon be well, for your
wound, though painful, is nothing dangerous. One word more, my lord: as
regards your sword-play, I should advise a few lessons at your weapon
against our next meeting. Au revoir! Gentlemen, your servant!” Then,
having bowed to the silent company, Sir John reached out his hand to her
who stood leaning against the door. “Come, child!” said he, and led her
out of the room, closing the door behind them; then she stopped to face
him, her eyes bright, her ruddy lips a-quiver.

“Why ... why did you fight—that beast?” she questioned breathlessly.

“’Faith, Rose, you heard! ’Twas in the matter of post-horses.”

“Horses!” she repeated. “And naught else?”

“Naught i’ the world, child.”

“Horses!” she panted, in sudden vehement scorn. “And you saw how he would
have shamed me! You saw! But then, to be sure, I am but a country wench
of none account.... I am merely a poor, friendless girl ... but horses
you can fight for, peril your life for, because——”

“Because horses are—horses, child, and the horse, you’ll remember, is a
noble animal, man’s faithful friend and servant——”

“Oh!” she cried, between clenched teeth. “Oh, I hate—despise you—Sir John
Dering!”

“Ah, Rose child!” sighed he. “Hast found me out so soon? ‘What’s in a
name?’ quoth the bard. Alack, a vasty deal! say I. For, ‘Give a dog a bad
name and hang him!’ runs the proverb, and methinks ’tis true. So alack
for poor Sir John Dering, whose name and reputation are beyond repair and
might hang a thousand dogs. But thou’rt hungry, child, and so is poor Sir
John. Come, then, haste we to breakfast!”

But she never stirred, only she turned her back suddenly.

“What, Rose?” he exclaimed. “Why, child, you’re never going to weep?”

“No!” she answered. “No!” and sobbed immediately.

Then Sir John turned her to face him, took her bowed head between his
two hands, lifted it and kissed her upon the brow with a very reverent
gentleness.

“Rose, child ... sweet innocence,” he sighed. “Never forget you ha’ been
kissed by the ‘Wicked Dering.’ And now, come your ways to breakfast!”




CHAPTER VIII

OF A POST-CHAISE, INIQUITY AND A GRANDMOTHER


From blazing noon to twilight, from twilight to dusky eve, the lumbering
coach had lurched and jolted its slow, laborious way, the ponderous
wheels now rumbling over some bridge or culvert, now rattling upon loose,
stony ways, now ploughing, well-nigh silent, through muffling dust. And
my Lady Herminia Barrasdaile, pushing back the hood of her grey cloak,
yawned frequently and unashamedly, for she was weary of it all and more
especially of her slumberous and annoyingly silent companion; the whole
adventure was become disappointingly ordinary, and she heartily wished
herself done with it.

At last, from his shadowy corner, Sir John spoke, and his voice sounded
surprisingly wide awake:

“Art still asleep, child?”

“Is your honour pleased to be awake at last?” she retorted in bitter
irony.

“Nay, Rose, whilst you slept I have sat here musing upon the mutability
o’ human affairs. We are straws i’ the wind, child, leaves a-whirl upon
the stream of life, borne hither and yon at Fate’s irrevocable decree.
What is to be, will be, let us strive and struggle how we will. And
’twill soon be dark, so ha’ your pistol ready——”

“I—I do not fear the dark!” she answered, quite forgetting to yawn.

“Nay, ’tis not of the dark I warn you but of myself, child!” he sighed.
“Great pity is it you should ha’ found me out so soon, for as John
Derwent I was in every sense a gentle, worthy and reverent soul, but—as
Sir John Dering, ’tis a vastly different matter, for the censorious
world expects me to live up to, or down to, my reputation, so ha’ your
pistol ready, girl!”

“I do not—fear you either!” she retorted.

“Aha, Rose? You think this bad dog’s bark is worse than his bite? You
mayhap think of me as——”

“Of you, sir?” she exclaimed. “Nay, indeed, I think of—of my grandmother!”

“Her grandmother!” murmured Sir John. “Stupendous! In a dark coach, on
a solitary road and with Iniquity threatening to pounce, she thinks
of her grandmother! Oh, admirable Rose! And a grandmother, moreover,
who will perchance clout the poor child! And yet the poor child should
benefit thereby, for a clout in time saves nine. And yet—her grandmother!
Iniquity, hide thy diminished head! Wickedness, abase thyself! John
Dering, thou merciless profligate, forget thy so innocent, trembling
victim and go to sleep; thy base designs are foiled by Innocence and a
grandmother! So droop Depravity, despair Debauchery—sleep, John, sleep!”
And Sir John yawned, stretched his legs, drew his cloak and, settling
himself to his comfort, forthwith composed himself to slumber.

But it seemed my lady had no mind to permit this, for she tapped the
floor with insistent foot, fidgeted with the blind, let down the window
and closed it again noisily. But Sir John, having closed his eyes, kept
them fast shut; whereupon my lady turned her back upon him pettishly,
and frowned at the rising moon. But presently she stole a glance at her
companion, and judging him truly asleep, slipped back her hood, shook
her curls and slowly, gently, suffered herself to sway over towards him
until her head was pillowed beside his. And after some while Sir John,
vaguely conscious of a persistent tickling, opened drowsy eyes to find
this occasioned by a lock of hair that stirred upon his cheek. Slowly
and with infinite caution he drew a small leather case from his pocket,
whence he abstracted a pair of scissors and therewith deftly snipped off
this errant curl and, tucking it safely out of sight, returned the case
to his pocket and closed his eyes again.

Was she asleep? Her breathing was deep and soft and regular, but—was she
truly asleep? To ascertain which fact he needs must edge himself round,
though with elaborate care not to disturb her. And surely no slumber ever
looked more unconsciously natural!... Yet she lay in the one and only
posture where the rising moon might show him the classic beauty of her
profile, the low brow, the delicate nose, vivid lips tenderly apart, the
softly rounded chin.

Sir John scrutinised her, feature by feature, with such keen intensity
that it seemed to trouble her dreams, for she sighed plaintively at last,
stirred gracefully and finally, opening her eyes, sat up to smooth and
pat her rebellious hair.

“Have I been asleep, sir?”

“’Tis what I’m wondering, Rose,” he answered, seating himself opposite
to her. “Howbeit you did it charmingly well. And now, since we are both
awake, let us converse of your grandmother——”

“Pray when shall we reach Dieppe?” she demanded.

“Some time ’twixt now and dawn, if all goes well. But tell me of your
grandmother.”

Instead of answering, she turned to stare out of the window, and became
so intensely unconscious of him that Sir John yawned again, and subsided
into lethargic silence. So they rumbled and jolted on their weary
way until the grind of wheels and creak of the leathern springs grew
unbearable.

“Are ye asleep again?” she demanded at last.

“Nay, m’ sweet creature,” he answered drowsily. “I ruminate upon thyself
and myself and will make thee a prophecy, as thus: Within the week,
Paris, aye, and London belike, will ring wi’ news of this my latest
infamy; the modish world will have its ears tickled by scandalous tale of
how the ‘Wicked Dering’ carried off to shameful purpose a poor, pretty,
sweet and innocent serving-wench.”

“But how—how should any one know?” she questioned a little breathlessly.

“Alas, my Rose,” he sighed, “do I but sneeze the world hears on’t. I am
dogged by a most unrelenting and scandal-mongering fate.”

“What do you mean by fate?”

“A woman, Rose, a lady o’ high degree who hath constituted herself my
determined though somewhat hysterical Nemesis. She dedicated me to
her vengeance five weary years ago, and ever since, when moved to by
splenetic humours, for she is a vaporish lady, she hath wrought to such
purpose that here am I fleeing back home to marry her——”

“To ... oh ... to ... marry her?”

“Precisely! Why d’ye gasp, child?”

“But if she hath been ... is ... your enemy——”

“I will make her wife to the ‘Wicked Dering’!”

“Are you so—so sure you can?”

“As sure as life, Rose!”

“Life is a thing most uncertain, I’ve heard, Sir John!”

“Aye, but not till we’re dead, Rose.”

“But how if she refuse you?”

“I ha’n’t troubled to think o’ that.”

“Do you know her well?”

“So little that I have small doubts.”

“Indeed? And how if she utterly scorn and contemn you? How if she make a
mock o’ you? How if she bid her servants drive you from her presence?”

“Don’t gnash your pretty teeth, child! And if she so despitefully use me
then should I come a-seeking thee, my Rose——”

“Me?” she stammered. “You—you’d come—to me?”

“’Tis most certain!” he answered. “But not as the notorious Sir John;
’twould be as the meek, the gentle and reverent John Derwent I should woo
until I won thee at last, sweet Rose o’ love. Do but think on me as John
Derwent and I will begin e’en now, humbly, tenderly, as only John Derwent
might woo thee, thou fragrant Innocency.”

“And what of—her—your enemy?”

“We would leave her to her vengeance, child, whiles thou and I——” Sir
John paused suddenly to listen. “Rose,” said he, “d’ye hear aught?”
And presently, sure enough, above the never-ceasing rumble of wheels,
creaking of springs and jingle of harness, they distinguished the
rhythmic throb of oncoming, galloping hoofs.

“Horsemen!” she exclaimed.

“One!” he corrected. “And do not be alarmed, it may be a friend—and yet
it may not!”

Saying which, Sir John reached down one of his pistols from the slings
and, lowering the window, leaned out.

The moon was sinking, but by her diminished light he descried a solitary
horseman who galloped hard in the dust of their wheels, and, dim-seen
though he was in consequence, it needed but one glance at his height and
width to reassure Sir John, who immediately called to his driver to stop;
and very soon the horseman was alongside.

“What—Hector!” exclaimed Sir John joyously. “So you’ve caught us, have
ye? A thousand welcomes!”

“Welcomes, is it?” quoth Sir Hector, reining nearer and shaking dust
from every fold of his riding-cloak. “Welcomes whateffer—an’ me nigh
choked wi’ your dust, and ye’sel’ up tae a’ manner o’ deevilish ploys and
riots—an’ wounded gentlemen cursin’ theirsel’s intae fevers all along the
road, and a’ on your account, Master John Derwent!”

“Nay, merely one gentleman—of sorts, Hector! I had the fortune to meet
with my Lord Sayle, who was somewhat ill-mannered——”

“Aye, but didna ye tak’ the man’s post-horses?”

“I perceive you ha’ heard something of the matter, Hector.”

“I hae that ... and o’ the lass, forbye! O John, John, is she wi’ ye yet?”

“Indeed, Hector, safe and sound!”

“O man, are ye rin clean daft?”

“Never saner, Hector.”

“A common, country serving-wench, puir lass.... O man John!”

“Nay, Hector, the most uncommon serving-wench that ever served since
serving was or wenches were!”

“Hoot-toot—dinna palter wi’ worrds, John! Think o’ y’r reputation!”

“Nay, faith,” sighed Sir John; “’tis so devilish blown upon, so warped
and weatherbeaten, that I had fain forget it. And as for my Rose——”

“Oh, shame, John, for shame!” exclaimed Sir Hector, falling into his
precise English. “I had hoped you had left such wickedness behind in
Paris with your scandalous marquises and such.”

“Why, there it is, Hector; my Rose is such vast and welcome change
to your fine ladies, for instead o’ languishing, sinking or swooning
with mock-modesty as your great lady should, she talks to me of—her
grandmother! She is immaculate, Hector, Innocence incarnate—and I find
her vastly edifying. And, egad, I’ve kissed her but once, and that upon
the brow—in all these miles! Come—how d’ye say to that?”

“Umph-humph!” exclaimed Sir Hector.

“Pray,” questioned Sir John, “pray what might you mean exactly, Hector?”

“That I’m no minded tae sit here choked wi’ dust hearkenin’ tae sermons
on ye’ ain virtues.... An’ high tide at twa o’clock! Push on, man, push
on, and ye s’all be in Sussex to-morrow’s morn.”

“In heaven’s name, how?”

“Whisht, lad! I happen to know of a boat—juist a wee bit fishin’-boat, y’
ken—as sails the nicht.”

“’Tis marvellous what you ‘happen’ to know. Hector!”

“Tush, man! Are ye for Sussex an’ Cuckmere Haven to-morrow morn?”

“With all my heart.”

“Then ‘hurry’s’ the word, John.”




CHAPTER IX

DESCRIBES THE ADVENTURES OF THE _TRUE BELIEVER_


One o’clock was striking as they rumbled into the ancient town of Dieppe
and pulled up before the posting-inn. Here Sir John, having paid and feed
his driver, was for ordering supper, but Sir Hector would have none of it.

“Come awa’, Johnnie,” he insisted, “an’ if ye’re hungry, I’ll find ye a
red herring—mebbe a couple. Come awa’!”

“A herring? How say you, Rose child?” questioned Sir John, but my lady
not troubling to answer, he tucked her hand within his arm and bade Sir
Hector lead on.

“Ha—but the girl, John—ye’ll no’ be for draggin’ the puir lassie awa’ wi’
ye tae sea—at midnight?”

“No, indeed, Hector; if she will not walk I must carry her. Howbeit, she
comes to share my herring!”

“O John!” sighed Sir Hector; “O Johnnie man, I’m fair amazed at ye!” And
shaking gloomy head he turned and strode on before.

Once out of the dim-lit innyard, darkness engulfed them, but Sir Hector
strode unhesitatingly; along narrow streets he led them, beneath the grim
shadow of frowning archways and buildings, through a maze of winding
alleys and ill-paved byways, turning sudden corners until, all at once,
they were treading firm sand and there met them a wind fresh and sweet
with the salt tang of the sea. Presently before them, vague in the gloom,
was a small bay or inlet with a jetty, and beyond this the dim bulk of
a ship, a very silent craft with never a glimmer of light from stem to
stern.

“John, bide ye here!” said Sir Hector softly, and strode forward, to
vanish in the dark; then rose a sweet, flute-like whistle rendering the
first bars of “Blue Bonnets over the Border,” which was answered, after a
little, by a hoarse voice in English:

“Be that your honour?”

“Aye, aye, Sharkie man, wi’ twa friends. Send the boat!”

“Nay, I be comin’ myself, sir!”

Followed a scrambling, scuffling sound, the dip of oars, creak of
rowlocks and a mutter of voices, then Sir Hector called softly:

“This way, John.”

With his companion’s hand in his, Sir John advanced cautiously until,
above the stones of the jetty, at his very feet, he visioned the dim
outline of a human head that admonished him thus:

“Gi’e’s a holt o’ the young ’ooman, sir, an’ easy it is!”

Here my lady manifested very decided unwillingness to be taken a “holt
of”, but was swung suddenly aloft in compelling arms, passed below to
other arms and safely deposited in the stern-sheets of a swaying boat;
then the others followed in turn, and they pushed off. Half a dozen
strokes brought them to the side of a fair-sized vessel, and very soon
my lady found herself set on deck, her hand securely tucked within Sir
John’s arm.

“Perfect!” he exclaimed, glancing aloft at dim-seen, raking masts. “But
wherefore all this stealth and secrecy, Hector?”

“Whisht, man! Wha’ gars ye tae say sic things o’ honest fusher-folk?
Ye’re aboard the _True Believer_, Johnnie lad, juist a bit fushin’-boat
out o’ Newhaven.”

“She’s something large and heavily sparred for a fishing-boat, isn’t she,
Hector?”

“Gude sakes, John, and wha’ d’ye ken o’ fushin’-boats whateffer?”

“The _True Believer_? ’Tis a strange name!”

“’Tis a graund, godly name, John, an’ she’s owned by a godly man, a man
as sings bass in the church choir, a worthy fushin’-body, as I ken fine.
Dinna fash ye’self, John lad; wi’ luck an’ a favourin’ wind we should be
ashore a little after dawn.”

“Why, then, this fishing-boat doth not fish to-night, Hector?”

“I’m no’ tellin’ ye she will.”

“But, Hector, if a fishing-boat fisheth not then fishing-boat she cannot
be except she fish for other than fish, and yet, so fishing, she fisheth
not truly, and truly can be no true fishing-boat——” But finding Sir
Hector had vanished, he drew his companion into a corner well screened
from the wind, and here, despite the dark, contrived a seat with canvas
and a coil of rope.

“Rose,” said he, as they sat side by side, “it seems that some time
to-morrow we shall have reached our journey’s end and must say good-bye.
Shall you miss me, child ... grieve a little?”

For a moment she was silent, and when she answered her tone was primly
demure.

“Oh yes, sir, and indeed I shall, for your honour’s been mortal kind, I’m
sure!”

“Ha’ done with your play-acting, girl!” said he so sharply that she
started and would have risen, but his grip on her arm restrained her.

“Play-acting?” she repeated in altered voice. “How, sir? D’ye think——”

“’Tis no matter, child,” he answered lightly; “my thoughts are my own.
But for a little space I would have you your best, most worthy self.
To-morrow we part and may meet again but rarely ... if ever. Shall you
bear in your mind a kindly memory of me, Rose?”

“Yes,” she answered gravely.

“When you shall hear wild tales of the ‘Wicked Dering,’ will you think of
him as ... as he is now ... a man perchance a little better than he is
painted?”

“Yes,” she answered again, conscious of his dejected attitude though
she saw his face but a pale blur in the gloom. “And will your honour be
returning to Paris?”

“No, child.”

“To London?”

“Nor London. I intend to live in the country for awhile.”

“Then why can’t your honour see me now an’ then?” Here she was aware that
he had lifted his head and turned to peer at her.

“I shall be very ... busy,” he answered, with a strange pause between the
two words.

“And will your honour have time to miss me?”

“Heaven knows it, child!” he answered, leaning nearer.

“And shall you be—always busy, sir?” she questioned softly, swaying
towards him until, despite the darkness, he could behold all the witchery
of her look. “Shall you think of me sometimes?”

“Often, Rose ... as the most wonderful ... of—serving-maids!” he
answered, turning suddenly away.

“How wonderful?” she demanded.

“Vastly wonderful, child.”

“What d’you mean by wonderful?”

“Just—wonderful; you fill me with wonder.”

“What of, pray?”

“Yourself.”

“Why?”

“Heavens, child! Just because you are a woman and possess a mind
feminine, which is the wonder of wonders since ’tis beyond the
understanding of man or woman. As saith the song:

    ‘The mind of a woman can never be known,
    You never can tell it aright.
    Shall I tell you the reason?—She knows not her own,
    It changes so often ere night.
    ’Twould puzzle Apollo
    Her whimsies to follow,
    His oracle would be a jest.
    At first she’ll prove kind,
    Then quickly you’ll find
    She’ll change like the wind,
    And often abuses
    The man that she chooses;
    And what she refuses,
          Loves best!’

And there y’have it, child!”

“Oh, indeed, sir! But when a woman makes up her mind to hate she can be
fiercely determined as any man——”

“Aye—until she remembers she’s a woman!”

“And what then, sir?”

“Then, child, she becometh truly dangerous!” he answered. “Now here’s
you, my Rose, a sweet, simple, country maid that talks like Aspasia,
Sophonisba, Pallas Athene and the Three Wise Women of Hunsdon—or Hogsden,
or whatever it was—all rolled into one. Yet, child, thou couldst never
truly hate, thine eyes are too gentle, thy lips too tenderly full,
thyself too generously formed——”

“Meaning ‘buxom,’ I s’pose?”

“Juno-like, let us say.”

“Pray, sir,” she inquired, after another pause, “if your honour marries
your enemy—the great lady——”

“When I marry her, child!”

“When your honour marries her—if she doth not wed another—will your
honour still think of poor Rose?”

“My honour will, indeed!”

“Then ’twill be wicked and dishonourable in your honour.”

“But very natural! For indeed I think my honour might learn to love thee,
child, could we but find thee a soul.”

“Love?” she repeated a little scornfully. “Could Sir John Dering love any
but Sir John Dering?”

“’S heart, child, your speech improves very marvellously at times; and
let me perish, Rose, but you have an air that matches extreme ill with
your homespun!”

“I ... I ha’n’t lived always i’ the country, sir!” she retorted.

“And despite the mild innocence o’ thy look, thou hast a temper and a
tongue, Rose.”

“I’d be a poor, helpless creature without ’em, sir.”

“As to my capacity for loving, I think I might love as well and truly
as most, aye, even to the forgetting of John Dering. For, hid within
John Dering I am conscious of a soul, Rose, a soul so very much greater
than John Dering that ’tis great marvel John Dering is not greater than
John Dering, seeing John Dering is the outward though very imperfect
manifestation of John Dering’s soul—a soul that will live and love and go
marching on when poor John Dering is dust. And, look you! True love being
not passion of the flesh but virtue o’ the soul, ’tis therefore sure that
I, John Dering, shall some day love with a love exceeding great, a love
as imperishable as John Dering’s soul. How think you, my——” Here Sir
John, chancing to lift his gaze, descried amidst the pervading gloom a
solid, round object that projected itself immediately above him from the
roof of the deck-house behind; and, reaching up suddenly, he grasped a
shock of coarse hair.

“Aha!” he exclaimed, and gave the dim head a shake; whereupon came a
groping hand to rend and smite, a hand that shrank and vanished at the
threatening click of Sir John’s ready pistol.

“Who are you, rascal?” demanded Sir John.

“Nobody ... only me!” quavered a voice in hoarse, wheedling tones. “So
put up your wepping, sir!”

“What are you after?”

“Nothin’, sir ... only a-layin’ by till all ’ands is turned up. So don’t
go shooting of a innocent wictim, sir.”

“What d’ye mean by eavesdropping?”

“No sech thing, y’r honour ... no, never in my life, sir. So away wi’
your wepping.”

“What’s your name, rogue?”

“Jonas, y’r honour, Jonas Skag, as honest a innocent as ever trod plank.
So if y’r honour will put up y’r wepping and leggo my ’air kindly, I’ll
be obleeged to your honour ’umbly.”

Sir John loosed the wheedling Jonas with a final shake, uncocked and
re-pocketed his pistol, and looked round to find his companion had risen.

“The rogue disturbed us,” he sighed, “which is pity, for I was but
warming to my theme. When I am upon the soul, and especially my own, I
grow well-nigh lyrical. Let us sit down again and continue.”

“Nay, I’m a-cold!” she answered, drawing her cloak. “Hark! I think theym
getting ready to sail.”

All about them was a hushed stir, a murmurous whispering, a thud of
quick, soft feet, a flitting to and fro of dim forms, the faint sound of
well-greased blocks and rousing-gear, the scarce-heard rattle of a chain,
as the great yards rose slowly into the gloom above, and the anchor was
hove.

“Yes,” answered Sir John, “we are stealing away to sea, and never surely
was it quieter done! Come, let us go forward and watch!”

Now it chanced that as they went she tripped suddenly, fell against him,
and then he had her in his arms. Passive she lay in his clasp, her face
upturned to his, and, dark though it was, he saw the lure of those parted
lips so near his own, the down-sweeping lashes, felt all the urge and
coquetry of her.

“O Rose of love!” he murmured. “Were I any other than John Dering and
thou any other than—thyself! O Innocence!” And uttering a strange,
harsh laugh, he set her upon her feet. “Stand up, Rose, stand up!” he
commanded. “And a heaven’s name be more wary o’ thy going. Come!” But she
neither stirred nor spoke. “I might have kissed thee and—did not!” said
he. “And for this, being very woman, thou’rt like to hate me more than
ever. Is’t not so?”

But, giving utterance to an inarticulate exclamation, she turned swiftly
and left him.

As he stood looking after her, he was presently aware of a gigantic form
looming beside him.

“Aha!” sighed he, slipping his hand within Sir Hector’s arm. “Pray
now resolve me this riddle, friend, namely and to wit: Why doth this
‘True-believing’ fishing-boat steal forth so silently a-fishing? Is it,
think ye, that she may surprise the fish and take ’em in their sleep?”

“Havers, Johnnie man, dinna fash me wi’ sic fule questions,” answered Sir
Hector. “B’my soul, I believe yo’ve fush on y’r brain, whateffer!”

“Mayhap, Hector, but I’ve one or two other things as well,” sighed Sir
John, drawing his cloak against the freshening breeze.




CHAPTER X

FURTHER CONCERNING THE SAME


“Yonder breaks the dawn, Hector!”

“Aye, lad, and ’tis an unco’ inspirin’ sicht tae watch the sun rise
abune this weary waste o’ waters like the speerit o’ life. ’Tis mony a
sunrise I’ve watched syne I was a wee bit laddie ... an’ ’tis nae wonder
’twas worshipped by the ancients as a god.... See, yonder he comes, a
flamin’ majesty! Could ony human mind conceive anything sae glorious, sae
deevine, sae—— Ten thousand deevils! Look yonder! Ahoy, Sharkie—Sharkie
man!”

Glancing whither Sir Hector’s long finger pointed, Sir John espied the
top-gallant sails of a ship uprearing from the mists of dawn, topsails of
radiant glory flushing from scarlet to pink, from pink to saffron, and so
at last to shining gold. Slowly the vessel herself came into view, her
high, clean bow, the line of her grinning gun-ports.

Suddenly from her fore-chase gushed roaring flame, and round shot hissed
athwart the lugger’s forefoot.

And now upon the _True Believer’s_ deck was a scurring of men, silent
no longer—men who cursed and laughed, shouting and pointing, yet never
in each other’s way, taking their appointed stations like the true
sailor-men they were, and who stared, one and all, from their pursuer to
the brown-faced, serene man who neither shouted nor pointed, but stood
with Sir Hector, gazing at the oncoming brig in dispassionate judgment of
her pace—and all voices were hushed awaiting his command. When at last he
spoke, his word was obeyed on the jump; reefs were loosed, shaken out
and hauled taut, lee-stays eased, and the _True Believer_, heeling to the
wind, drove hissing upon her course at increased speed.

“What ship’s yon, Sharkie man?” inquired Sir Hector of the imperturbable
man beside him.

“’Tis the _Seahorse_ brig, y’r honour ... ten guns out o’ Ryde.... Must
ha’ been layin’ hove-to hereabouts in the mist ... waitin’ for us, which
is strange ... strange! But there aren’t a craft anywheres along the
coast can forereach the _True Believer_ on a wind—aye, or goin’ free,
much less yon lubberly brig!” quoth the placid Sharkie, balancing himself
serenely upon the sloping deck.

“John!” cried Sir Hector, clutching a weather-brace in one hand and
flourishing the other towards the speaker. “This is ma frien’, Sharkie
Nye, a man o’ sound judgment except i’ the doctrine o’ Predestination!
Sharkie man, this is Sir—umph!—John Derwent, wha I ha’ kenned from his
cradle, and moreover, Sharkie—— Losh, man—yon was nearish!” he exclaimed
as a round-shot hummed between their raking masts.

“Aye, y’r honour, though I’ve ’ad ’em nearer afore now!” nodded Mr. Nye;
“but we’ll be out o’ reach in a bit if none o’ our gear is carried away
or——” A rending crash, a whirr of flying splinters and a gaping rent
appeared in the _True Believer’s_ bulwarks forward.

“That,” quoth Mr. Nye, viewing the damage with calculating eye, “that
were a bit nearer, sir. Forward there!” he roared suddenly. “Any on ye
hurt?”

“Nary a soul, Sharkie!” a cheery voice roared back; “us du be layin’
low-like!”

“The brig be gettin’ ’er range on us,” continued Mr. Nye, “which may
mak’ it a bit ark’ard for a minute or two, ’specially for the young
’ooman—best take ’er below, sirs.” And away he lurched for a word with
the steersman, while Sir John made his way to her who clung, staring
wide-eyed at their oncoming, relentless pursuer.

“Rose,” said he, “I will see you below!”

“Sir,” she answered, “you will no such thing!”

“There is danger on deck here!”

“So is there below.”

“Will you obey me?”

“Never!”

“Then I shall carry you.”

“Then I shall kick!”

“Egad!” he exclaimed; “I believe you would!”

“I’ faith, sir,” she nodded, “I vow I should!”

Here, meeting each other’s glance, they laughed; then he was beside her
and had caught her hand.

“Rose child, if I begged you to leave the deck——”

“’Twould be of none avail!” she answered, her eyes very bright. “This is
life!”

“And in the midst of life we are in death!” he retorted.

“Then if death come I prefer to die here in the sun and wind.”

“Ha’ you no fear, child?”

“Not of death!”

“Of what, then?”

“Of myself!” she answered, turning to glance at their pursuer again.

“Why of yourself?” But ere she could reply he had leapt and dragged
her beneath him to the deck as the guns roared again, followed by a
clamour of shouts and cries forward, a confusion of dismayed shouting
and a great flapping of rent canvas as the _True Believer_, swinging up
into the wind, lay a fair target for the Preventive brig’s gunnery. A
shot furrowed her deck abaft the mainmast, another crashed through her
bulwarks aft and, struck by a flying splinter, Sir Hector staggered and
brought up against the lee-rail grasping at torn and bloody sleeve.

“Dinna fash ye’sel’, John lad!” he panted, as Sir John leapt to him.
“Toots, man, let be! ’Tis nae mair than a wee scratch—though painfu’
forbye. But wha’s come tae a’ the lads? Sharkie!” he roared; “Sharkie
man, ye’ll no’ strike tae the de’ils yonder?”

“Not me, y’r honour,” answered Mr. Nye, signalling to the steersman;
“leastways, not while I’ve a sail as will draw——”

“An’ will ye let ’em shoot ye tae pieces an’ gi’e ’em nothing in return?
O man, hae ye no arteelery?”

“Aye, sir, a tidy piece under the tarpaulin yonder. But Lord love ’ee,
sir, to fire agin a King’s ship is treason, piracy, murder, Execution
Dock and damnation——”

“What o’ that, Sharkie? Wull ye look at me arrm?”

“I’ll whip my neckerchief round it, y’r honour——”

“Ye’ll no sic thing till I’ve tried a shot at yon deevils. Haul ye gun
aft, Sharkie; I was an arteelery officer, y’ ken——”

“No, no, y’r honour; we’ll be on our course again so soon as we’ve rove
new running-gear and——”

“Hoot, Sharkie—wull ye look at my arrm? An’ see yonder, they’re comin’
up wi’ us fast ... their next broadside should sink us. Aft wi’ the gun,
Sharkie, and I’ll dae me best tae haud ’em off a while.”

For a long moment Mr. Nye studied the oncoming brig, chewing placidly at
his quid of tobacco; finally he nodded, albeit unwillingly, whereupon
eager hands hasted to uncover, load and haul the gun aft; and there,
grovelling upon his knees, spattering blood all round him, Sir Hector
trained and sighted the long, deadly piece.

“A smoothish sea, Sharkie!” he muttered. “’Tis a fair shot ... if my hand
has no’ lost its cunning ... so and so ... a thocht mair eleevation!”

“And now, when you’m ready, sir,” said Mr. Nye, blowing upon the fuse he
had lighted, “if you’ll stand away I’ll give fire——”

“You!” exclaimed Sir Hector fiercely. “You, Sharkie? Man, d’ye ken I’m
Hector Lauchlan MacLean o’ Duart? Gi’e’s the match afore I heave ye tae
the fushes!” So saying, he snatched the fuse, blew on it, glanced along
the piece and gave fire. Smoke, flame, a roar that seemed to shake the
_True Believer_ from stem to stern, and then, as the smoke cleared, every
man aboard cheered lustily and long as the brig’s fore-topmast was seen
to sway, totter and plunge over to leeward in flapping ruin.

“O John!” exclaimed Sir Hector, staggering to the rail. “O Johnnie, am I
no’ ... juist a ... bonny gunner!” And then Sir John, with Sharkie Nye,
ran to catch him as he fell.

They carried him below, and there, having bared the gash in mighty
forearm, they set about such rough surgery as they might; but to
them, swift footed and authoritative, came one who took over the ugly
business—one with hands far quicker and more capable than their own, and
who, finding all things to her purpose, bade them begone.

Reaching the deck, they saw the _Seahorse_ brig, hampered by her wrecked
topmast, had brought to; and though her guns still flashed and roared,
their shot did no more harm, for the _True Believer_, her damage
repaired, was foaming upon her way once more.

“Ecod, sir,” murmured Mr. Nye, rubbing at bristly chin, “but for that
shot ... ’twas touch an’ go wi’ us for a minute, d’ye see! That shot ...
was ... a shot! Aye, a shot as’ll be ’eer’d and talked on all along the
coast ... ’tis for us _True Believers_—all on us—to keep tight mouths or
some on us may swing. That young ’ooman now ... I be a cautious man by
natur’, sir, so what o’ the young ’ooman? Females talk, d’ye see!”

“I can promise you that she will not,” answered Sir John, stretching
wearied limbs in the grateful sunshine. “You need be under no
apprehension on her account.”

“And to be sure she’ve a proper masterful, damn-your-eyes way wi’ her,
drown’d me if she ain’t!”

“Very true, Mr. Nye; you may ha’ noticed she has a chin!”

“Aye, aye, sir ... but so ’ave I.”

“Very bristly—like mine own, Mr. Nye, while hers is dimpled yet
determined.”

“And her carries it like any grand lady!”

“Exactly what I have thought, Mr. Nye!”

“Though I don’t set much store by fe-males, sir, being a bachelor, very
determinated, d’ye see!”

“My own case precisely!” murmured Sir John. Then, with one accord, they
turned to glance back at the _Seahorse_ brig, now fast disappearing in
the haze of a hot, midsummer morning.




CHAPTER XI

OF AN ALTRUISTIC SCOT


Despite her wounds, the _True Believer_ made a fair crossing, and the day
was still young when Sir John, stumbling up from the dark and noisome
hole Mr. Nye called his “state-room,” drank deep of the sweet morning air
and hasted to the rail, there to lean and gaze ecstatic upon the Sussex
shore. A coast of fair, green slopes, of snowy cliffs, just now all pink
and gold in the early sunshine, with, above and beyond, the blue swell of
the Downs. A coast that has known much of storm and battle since Roman
armour flashed beneath the resistless eagles, and William the Norman
landed on Pevensey Level to march his eager mercenaries against the
war-worn ranks of Saxon Harold.

And yet it is a gentle coast of white and green and purple distances,
its every rock and headland seeming to beckon the weary, home-returning
traveller, speaking to him of remembered hamlets nestling amid the
green; of familiar roads, tree-shaded, a-wind between flowery banks and
hedgerows; of quiet villages and sleepy, ancient towns backed by the
swelling grandeur of the silent, mysterious Downs.

The peep of clustered homesteads drowsing in sheltered cove, the majesty
of towering white cliffs soaring from boulder-strewn, foam-washed
foreshore; the wide beaches backed by the grey spires and towers of some
town—these are “home,” and their mere sight like the welcoming grip of
some friendly hand.

Thus stood Sir John, scanning remembered hamlet and village glad-eyed:
Shoreham and Brighthelmstone, Rottingdean, Newhaven and Seaford, the
snowy cliffs of Cuckmere Bay, with the dim shape of mighty Beachy Head
afar.

So lost was he in memories conjured up of these well-remembered, boyish
haunts that he started to feel a hand upon his shoulder, and turned to
find Sir Hector beside him; he bore a neatly bandaged arm in a sling
beneath his coat and was smoking the short, clay pipe he affected.

“How are you now, Hector?”

“Gey an’ bonny, thanks tae yon Rose. Faith. John, she’s by ordinar’, I’m
thinkin’!”

“My own idea exactly, Hector——”

“An’ the hand o’ her, John!”

“Ah, so you have noticed them also, Hector? So white and shapely ... and
pretty——”

“Pretty? Hoot awa’, ’tis their gentleness, their quickness——”

“Such slender fingers, Hector, such pink palms——”

“Umph-humph!” snorted Sir Hector, and turned to stare landwards. “A
fair prospect, John lad!” quoth he suddenly in his precise English.
“’Tis better than your perfumed salons in Paris, or the gilded pomp and
pageantry of Versailles. Aye, a sweet and homely prospect—though, mind
ye, ’tis no’ tae be compared wi’ Scotland, whateffer.”

“Why did you leave Scotland, Hector? And how come you, of all men, to be
friends with Mr. Nye and his fellow-smugglers?”

“Egad, ’tis a long story, John! But, briefly, you must know that chancing
to have the better o’ my good cousin Lauchlan—‘the MacLean’—(o’er a point
o’ strategy, if I mind rightly), I left the MacLean country and the hame
o’ my forefaythers, though my heart was sair waefu’, John, an’ became a
roofless wight—a hameless wanderer!”

“And all by reason of a quarrel with your cousin, Hector?”

“Aye, juist that! Ye see, Johnnie, it so happened the man was like tae
dee!”

“To die, Hector? How so?”

“Why, the puir gentleman misjudged his distance, and my Andrew here took
him a ding i’ the wame, Johnnie.”

“Aha, a duel, was it? When was this, Hector?”

“Twa-three years aboot, lad. So, bein’ a lone man and weary wi’ my
wandering, y’ ken, I minded you, Johnnie, an’ cam’ Sussex-wards a-seekin’
ye. But, learnin’ ye were leevin’ in Parus an’ much too fine a gentleman
for Sussex, I bought me a wee bit hoosie ower Alfriston way—an’ there I’m
leevin’ yet, God be thankit.”

“Why, then, Hector, since I intend living at High Dering henceforth, you
must live there too. You shall have your old rooms in the north wing ...
your study, Hector, with so few books and so very many weapons ... ’twas
there you gave me my first lesson in fencing. Do you remember?”

“Aye, I do, lad. And you were ower fond o’ the ‘point’ even then, John.
But as for comin’ back yonder to live—whisht, laddie! Alfriston suits me
fine, an’ ma bit hoosie is nane sae bad for a lonely man, y’ ken!”

“Tush!” exclaimed Sir John, a trifle pettishly. “High Dering won’t seem
home without you. And if you are so lonely——”

“Why, I’m no’ juist solitary, John lad. I hae my company for a crack now
an’ then and to smoke a pipe wi’ of an evening; there’s Geordie Potter
an’ Peter Bunkle, an’ Joe Pursglove an’ Joe Muddle, an’ ane or two mair.
So y’ see I’m no’ juist solitary.”

“But you live alone, I suppose?”

“Aye, I dae that—leastways, there’s Wully Tamson sleeps i’ my kitchen
on account o’ his wife when he’s fu’—which is frequent.... But,
Johnnie”—here Sir Hector paused to stare very hard at his short clay
pipe—“I’ve lately had an idea—very lately! I’ve juist the noo come tae
a fixed determination.... ’Tis like enough I shall be a lonely man nae
longer, y’ ken.”

“’S death, Hector man, you never think of marrying?”

“Marryin’—me? Losh, man, dae I look like it? Dinna be sic a fule! I’m
fair amazed at ye! No, John,” continued Sir Hector, his English suddenly
precise, “I have, upon due consideration, determined to adopt the girl
Rose——”

“Aha!” exclaimed Sir John, with sudden laugh, but meeting Sir Hector’s
glare of angered amazement, contrived to regain his gravity. “So you have
determined to ... to adopt my Rose child, have you, Hector?”

“I hae that!”

“Have you put the matter to her?”

“I hae so!”

“And what said she?”

“The puir, preety soul fair turned her back an’ weepit, John.”

“Aha!” exclaimed Sir John again. “Hum! Wept, did she, Hector?”

“She did that!”

“And you saw her tears down-distilling all crystalline woe, Hector?”

“She had her back tae me, I’m tellin’ ye!”

“Well, did she embrace your offer in humble, grateful thankfulness?”

“She’s tae gi’e me her answer when she’s conseedered the matter.”

“So, Hector, you offer her the comfort and shelter of a home, the secure
protection of your care ... merely because she tended the hurt in your
arm?”

Sir Hector seemed to find some difficulty with the drawing of his pipe;
he examined it, tapped it, grew red in the face blowing down it, and
finally, giving it up in despair, spoke.

“John, ye’ve a shrewd eye for a bonny lass. I’ll no’ deny she’s an unco’
handsome creature. But, wha’s better, lad, she’s a gude lass, sweet an’
pure, John ... and here’s mysel’, an auld sojer as kens little o’ women
except—t’other sort; here’s me, John, wad keep her gude and pure as she
is. Gin she’ll but trust tae my care, here’s me will shield her from
onything and onybody, aye, even from—from——”

“Me, Hector?”

“Aye—juist yersel’, John.”

“Ha!” sighed Sir John, and turned to stare at the shore again, its sandy
bays and snowy cliffs much nearer now, while Sir Hector, eyeing him
a little askance, began to worry at his pipe again. And then she who
was the subject of their talk stepped out upon deck and stood gazing
shorewards beneath her hand.

“You are quite sure, then, that I mean her evil?” inquired Sir John
softly, his glance upon her unconscious form.

“Why, Jock ... why, Jock lad, ... ye see ... there’s y’r reputation!”

“My reputation!” he repeated. “Ever and always my reputation. Aye, to
be sure, Hector, to be sure—my reputation dogs me and will do all my
days.... I am no fit companion for Innocence; my reputation forbids....
It goes beside me like a shadow, and yet for the moment I had forgot
it. Rose!” he called suddenly. “Rose child, pray come hither!” Mutely
obedient she came and stood, glancing quick-eyed from one to the other.
“Rose,” he continued, “my old and most honoured friend, Sir Hector
MacLean, tells me he hath offered you the shelter of a father’s care?”

“Yes, your honour.”

“I have known and loved Sir Hector from my earliest years, and tell you
that in him you would find the most honourable, kindest, most generous
friend and guardian in all this big world——”

“Hoot, John lad!” exclaimed Sir Hector. “Ha’ done; ye fair mak’ me
blush!” And away he strode, incontinent.

“Knowing you as I do, child,” continued Sir John, his keen gaze upon her
down-bent face, “I fear that Sir Hector’s so altruistic offer may seem to
you a matter for laughter——”

“Laughter?” she repeated in hot anger. “Oh, indeed, sir! Be this another
o’ your honour’s clever guesses?”

“And so, Rose,” he went on placidly, “if you must laugh indeed, laugh
behind his back; do not let him see, for ’twould wound him deeply——”

“And d’ye think I don’t know it!” she exclaimed furiously. “Do you think
I don’t see in him all that is lacking in yourself, Sir John Dering?
Simplicity, unselfishness, a noble innocence—the child in the man,
thinking no evil. And think you I shall laugh at such? Oh, by heaven, I
scorn you for so thinking——”

“And by heaven, child, you swear as trippingly as any fine lady——”

“Indeed, sir, my mistress is a pretty swearer, I’ve heard say!”

“Howbeit, Rose, when you shall refuse Sir Hector’s generous and most
ridiculous offer, as you surely will——”

“Oh, shall I, sir?”

“Beyond doubt!”

“You are sure, sir?”

“Positive!”

“And pray why is your honour so very certain?”

“Because you could never mother an old man in a cottage—or any other
man, for that matter. The Spirit of Motherliness which is the true glory
of woman is not within you, Rose, or ... perchance it sleepeth. Who can
imagine you bringing a man his slippers, lighting his pipe, scheming out
and cooking some dish for the joy of seeing him eat, making his comfort
your happiness? Not I! For these are but everyday, small duties—very
humble things in themselves which yet, in the sum, make up that divine
Spirit of Motherhood, that self-sacrificing, patient, unwearying, humble
service that lifteth woman very nigh the angels.”

“Faith, sir,” she exclaimed contemptuously, “you talk finer than any
parson and sound more sanctimonious than any good book that ever sent me
to sleep! And remembering your honour’s reputation, what d’you know of
angels, pray?”

“Naught i’ the world, child! Yet even I have my dreams. Now as to
yourself——”

“Oh, I’m all body an’ no soul!” she exclaimed bitterly.

“You have a fine, shapely body, girl——”

“Oh, your honour flatters me!”

“But your soul, Rose, your soul is—let us say asleep, and its place
usurped by a wild spirit a-tiptoe for adventure, heedless of restraint,
passionate, unreasoning and apt to plunge you into all manner o’ follies
and dangers——”

“And doth all this go to prove I shall refuse Sir Hector’s kind offer?”

“And when you do, child, let your refusal be gentle; put on for him your
tenderest air, act for him your sweetest, most innocent self——”

“Oh, thank’ee kindly, Sir John Dering, your honour!” she broke out
fiercely. “But when I give him my answer I shall speak, and act, and
think, and look exactly how I please!”

He was regarding my lady’s retreating back somewhat wistfully when Sir
Hector joined him.

“What hae ye done t’ offend th’ lassie, John?” he demanded.

“I have been making up her mind to accept your offer, Hector.”

“Eh—eh? You have, ye say, John—you?”

“Myself, Hector! And yet, have I done right to influence the child, I
wonder? Are you sufficiently old and reverend with years to become the
guardian of a young and handsome girl?”

“Old enough!” exclaimed Sir Hector indignantly. “Losh, man, am I no’ a
person full o’ years ... aye, and an elder o’ the kirk, forbye? Am I no’
a puir auld sojer-man wi’ ane fut i’ the grave? Am I no’?”

“Faith and indeed, Hector, you are the youngest old man in Christendom.”

“John, juist what are ye suggestin’?”

“Well, among other things, that you be duly prepared to eat more than is
good for you, to have your slippers brought to you o’ nights, your pipe
lighted, and, in fine, to be mothered morning, noon and night.”

“Whisht, Johnnie man, ye’re talkin’ wild-like, I’m thinkin’, and——”

“Axing y’r pardons, honours both,” said Captain Sharkie Nye, stepping
forward at this juncture to knuckle a bristly eyebrow at each in turn and
jerk a thumb shorewards, “but yonder lays Noohaven, an’ the ‘Anchor’ be
a fair, good inn. Y’ see, sirs, George Potter ain’t signalled us, which
do mean as us must stand off an’ on till it be dark. So if it be arl the
same to ye, sirs, we’ll set ye ashore so soon as you be ready.”

Sir Hector assenting forthwith, the boat was got alongside, and they
prepared to descend.

“Lord love us, Sir ’Ector, your honour!” exclaimed Captain Nye as they
shook hands, “’twas a woundy good shot o’ yourn, a shot as will be minded
an’ talked on fur many a day, aye—long arter we be dry bones, I reckon.
’Tidn’t often a King’s ship be ’andled so rough, an’ ’tis for arl on
us to keep tight mouths, I reckon. I’ll be into Alfriston one o’ these
nights in the dark o’ the moon to smoke a pipe wi’ your honour, ’cording
to custom.”

And so, having got into the pitching boat with no small difficulty,
they were rowed ashore (discreetly outside the harbour), and were soon
tramping up the slope of pebbly beach, beyond which lay the town.
Presently they paused, as by mutual consent, and glanced back to see the
boat hauled aboard the lugger, whose sails were smartly trimmed, and
away foamed the _True Believer_ seawards, with Captain Sharkie Nye waving
his red cap to them from her rail.

“And now,” sighed Sir John, “as regards that promised herring——”

“Herring!” snorted Sir Hector. “My puir lass—are ye no’ hungry—famishing?”

“Too hungry to tell, sir!” she answered.

“After all, Hector,” quoth Sir John, “though undoubtedly nourishing,
perhaps a herring is not——”

“Tae the de’il wi’ y’r herrin’, man! Tam Levitt at the ‘Anchor’ yonder
hath ay a ham tae cut at, wi’ a prime roast o’ beef ... by Andrew, the
thocht nigh unmans me! Gi’e’s y’r hand, Rose, an’ let’s rin for ’t!”
And off they raced forthwith, until my lady checked and bade Sir Hector
“remember his poor arm!”

“And your hoary age, Hector!” added Sir John.




CHAPTER XII

DESCRIBETH THE DUPLICITY OF INNOCENCE


Mr. Thomas Levitt, the landlord, received them beaming hearty welcome,
and with many nods and winks anent “true-believers” one and all; and
himself conducted them upstairs where, after sundry ablutions, they sat
down to viands that amply justified Sir Hector’s prophecy. And a very
excellent, though somewhat silent, meal they made of it; even when hunger
was appeased they spoke little—Sir Hector because he was comfortably
drowsy, my lady because she was far too busy scheming out her next
course of procedure, and Sir John because he was content to study her
half-averted face as she sat, staring out of the open lattice. Thus he
noted how her gaze turned suddenly from the sunny landscape without to
her cloak, where it hung across an adjacent chair-back, and thence once
more to the window, almost furtively, while her foot began to tap with
restless impatience.

At last, Sir Hector chancing to snore gently, my lady started, glanced
swiftly from the sleeper to Sir John and, meeting his whimsical glance,
flushed suddenly and grew immediately angry in consequence.

“Well, sir,” she demanded, frowning.

“I rejoice to know it, my Rose, for I——”

“I am not ‘your’ Rose!” she retorted petulantly, whereat he smiled
gently. Quoth he:

“Nay, Rose, who knows what the future may disclose? Shy Rose, sly Rose,
though thou seek’st to fly, Rose——”

“To fly?” she repeated, with startled look. “What—what do you mean?”

“—Know, Rose, O Rose, love doth with thee go, Rose.”

“Love, Sir John?” she questioned mockingly. “Indeed, and whose? And
whither doth it go, pray?”

“Here and there, everywhere, this I vow to thee and swear—‘For though
thou flee, Rose, learn of me, Rose—what is to be will surely be, Rose——’”

“Oh, ha’ done with your silly rhymes!” she cried in angry impatience.

“O Petulance!” he sighed reproachfully. “Why must you interrupt the
prophetic muse?”

“Prophetic?” she exclaimed scornfully. “Is this another o’ your
marvellous guesses?”

“Even so, Rose. And here’s yet another! Regarding Sir Hector, his offer,
‘to be or not to be’—your mind is made up. Here, then, steal I away
leaving you to wake and tell him aye or no.” Saying which, Sir John
arose, tiptoed from the chamber with elaborate care and closed the door
softly behind him before she could find a suitable retort.

It was perhaps some half-hour later that Sir Hector found him busied
inditing a letter; and Sir Hector’s wig was very much askew and his eyes
heavy with sleep.

“Whaur is she, John?” he inquired, staring about the room. “Whaur’s the
lassie Rose?”

“’Faith,” answered Sir John, glancing up from his writing, “she should be
safe enough. I left her with you.”

“An’ me asleep! I waked but the noo an’ ne’er a sign o’ her. Whaur is
she, John?”

“I don’t know.”

“Man, I’ve sought all o’er the inn, aye, an’ the stables too, an’ never a
glimpse o’ her——”

“Strange!” mused Sir John, brushing chin with the feather of his pen.
“Odd ... and yet quite comprehensible——”

“Ha, d’ye think so? Well, I ask ye whaur’s the lass?”

“And I answer that I do not know.”

“John, is it the truth ye’re tellin’ me?” Sir John laid down his pen and
stared. “Well, can ye no’ speak? Whaur is she? What hae ye done wi’ her?”

“Hector,” answered Sir John softly, “I am not in the habit of lying, nor
of permitting my word to be doubted by any man——”

“Aye, but I’m no’ juist ‘ony man’—I’m Hector Lauchlan MacLean o’ Duart!
Aye, an’ I mind o’er weel y’r damnable reputation!”

“My reputation again—aye, to be sure!” murmured Sir John. “My reputation
discredits me still, it seems—even with you!”

“An’ why for no’? I’ve seen much o’ life—plenty evil an’ little good!
I’ve kenned men honourably born like ye’sel’ as hae lied—aye, tae their
best frien’, an’ a’ tae come at a wumman!”

“And you believe that I am lying?”

“Aye, I dae that!” cried Sir Hector in sudden fury, clapping hand to
sword.

Sir John rose.

“So you—you give me the lie?” he demanded, grim-lipped.

“In y’r teeth, sir—in y’r teeth!” cried Sir Hector. “I believe that ye’ve
stolen the puir innocent lass awa’ for y’r ain base purposes!” And now,
despite wounded arm, out flashed his ponderous blade, and with point
advanced he stepped forward fierce and threatening; and so steel met
steel. Then Sir John let fall his sword.

“My father’s friend and comrade ... God forbid!” quoth he. “Sir Hector,
if you judge me rogue so vile—strike, man, and have done!” For a long
moment Sir Hector stood irresolute, his great sword quivering in
fierce-griping hand.

“Ye winna fecht?” he questioned hoarsely at last.

“Never with you, Hector.”

“An’ ye tell me ye’ve no’ hidden the lassie?”

“I have not!”

“An’ that you’ve no’ driven her awa’ wi’ y’r shameful offers?”

“Most certainly not!”

“An’ ye’ve had naething whateffer tae dae wi’ her disappearance?”

“Nothing!”

“Then—the guid God forgi’e ye—read that, an’ ken ye’sel’ for the false
leear y’ are!” So saying, Sir Hector slapped down an open letter on the
table, which, after a momentary hesitation, Sir John took up; and read as
follows:

    “_To the nobel and generous Sir Hector._

    “HONORED SUR,—The memry of your extream and unselfish kindnes
    will remane ever sweet to pore me that must leve you awhile,
    perchance to return. If not arsk Sir John Dering the reason
    he may gess being so clever and perchance explane all things
    wherefore and why, Sir, I am your honor’s grateful

                                                              “ROSE.

    “Are all wicked men so clever as wicked Sir John Dering I
    wonder.”

“An’ now will ye fecht?” cried Sir Hector.

“No!” answered Sir John, flicking the letter to the floor. “Never with
you, Hector!”

“Why, then—I’m done wi’ ye!” roared Sir Hector, and, turning his back,
stamped from the room, closing the door after him with a reverberating
bang.

Left alone, Sir John reached for his sword, sheathed it, and, picking
up the letter, read it through a second time; and conning it over thus
he frowned a little, and his chin seemed a trifle more prominent than
usual. He was standing lost in thought when, hearing a clatter of hoofs
in the yard, he glanced through the window to behold Sir Hector mount
and ride away, his weatherbeaten hat cocked at a ferocious angle. Slowly
and carefully Sir John folded up the letter and thrust it into a leathern
wallet to keep company with a curl of black and glossy hair. Then he rang
and ordered a horse in his turn.

“Pray, Mr. Levitt,” he inquired, “how many posting-inns are there in this
town?”

“Only two, sir; there be the ‘Lion’ an’ there be the ‘Wheatsheaf,’ both
i’ the High Street, your honour.”

So in due season, the saddle-horse being at the door, Sir John mounted,
bade Mr. Levitt a cheery “good-bye” and rode along the High Street.
Inquiring at the ‘Lion,’ he learned of an ostler the information he
sought, to wit: “That a young ’ooman—or lady—had ordered their fastest
chaise an’ druv’ away for Lon’on ’bout a hour ago!” Sir John thanked
his informant, bestowed on him a crown and rode upon his way, smiling a
little grimly.




CHAPTER XIII

CONCERNING THE ADVENT OF JOHN DERWENT


Sir John, who, it would seem, never did things by halves, had within
the week transformed that exquisite work of art, known at Paris and
Versailles as Sir John Dering, into a very ordinary-looking Mr. Derwent.
In place of flowing peruke, embroidered coat and perfumed silks and
laces, Mr. Derwent wore a small, unpowdered scratch-wig and a sober,
snuff-coloured suit extremely unpretentious, and instead of gold-hilted
small-sword, carried a serviceable holly-stick. Indeed, Mr. Derwent’s
whole appearance was so eminently unnoticeable and his bearing so
ordinary that he might have been termed “insignificant,” except perhaps
for a certain tilt of his chin and the brilliance of his long-lashed eyes.

It was a hot, languorous afternoon, birds chirped drowsily, butterflies
hovered, and Sir John, or rather Mr. Derwent, seated upon the lofty
summit of Firle Beacon, breathed an air fresh from the sea yet fragrant
of the wild thyme of the Downs, and hearkened to the larks that soared
high above and all around him, filling that same air with their joyous,
trilling music: insomuch that he grew joyous also, since this was England
and home. Beneath him the majestic Beacon swept down to the wide vale
below in great, billowing, green curves of sweet, springy turf where
a myriad flowers bloomed; away to the south rose the mighty shape of
Windover, and between, a far-stretching vale where homestead and hamlet
nestled amid trees that bosomed time-worn tower and ancient spire, backed
by shady copse, denser wood and the dark, far-flung forest of Battle; a
fair and wide prospect where brooks sparkled, a winding river gleamed
and white roads ran between shady hedgerows and flowery banks; a vast
expanse where the unwearied gaze might rove from distant Lewes away to
Pevensey Level and a haze that was the sea.

So lost was Sir John in the ever-changing wonder of the scene that he
started suddenly, beholding one who had approached unheard upon the
velvet ling, a man who also surveyed the widespread landscape with eyes
of awed delight. A man, this, of no great size yet of powerful build,
a man in weather-stained coat, open-kneed breeches and rough shoes and
stockings, yet who wore these garments with an unconscious ease, while
the face beneath shapeless hat was well-featured and arresting; indeed,
there was about his whole person an air of breeding and refinement
that Sir John was quick to heed: in one hand he bore a long-barrelled
musket, in the other a newly slain rabbit and upon his broad back a small
colour-box.

“A glorious prospect, sir!” quoth Sir John.

“Indeed!” nodded the stranger, his gaze still upon the distance. “’Tis a
sight to fill a man with wonder, a country to leave that a man may come
back to it, to paint because it is so unpaintable ... so simple that it
awes a man with its mystery ... a country to live in and die in ... ’tis
the Down-country, sir!”

“You know it well, I perceive, sir.”

“Aye,” answered the stranger, seating himself upon the grass. “I know
every ring, barrow and tumulus far as you can see—and farther. I have
fished every bend o’ yon river and have painted it all so often that I
begin to know that I never shall paint it ... no hand ever will! Though,
to be sure, I have come nigh doing so once or twice! But what brush can
suggest all the sublime majesty of these everlasting hills, yon sweep of
valley? So when I’m tempted to try again, I generally bring Brown Bess
here that my day be not wholly in vain.” And he patted the long weapon
across his knees.

“Do you always shoot conies with a musket, sir?”

“Always!” nodded the painter, with sudden smile. “’Tis a little
irregular, mayhap, but ’tis more sport to myself and fairer to the cony.
If I miss, which is seldom, my cony is unharmed; when I hit, which I
generally do, my cony is swiftly and very completely dead.... You are a
stranger hereabouts, I think, sir?”

“Extremely!” answered Sir John.

“Aye, to be sure,” nodded the painter, smiling grimly. “Folk in these
parts don’t take kindly to new faces——”

“Being all staunch believers in—free trade.... ‘True-believers’?”
suggested Sir John.

“Aha, you’ve heard o’ that elusive craft, then?” inquired the painter,
with a keen glance.

“And sailed aboard her a week ago!” nodded Sir John.

“What—the trip they crippled the _Seahorse_? Were this known ’twould make
you at home wi’ all the Down folk hereabouts. For, egad, sir, we’re all
smugglers, more or less, and are, on the whole, a very orderly, peaceable
community—with the exception of that damned scoundrel, my Lord Sayle,
whose life is a scandal in every way.”

“I’ve heard of him, sir; he is said to be a dangerous fellow—an
inveterate duellist?” said Sir John.

“Aye, as notorious as Dering of Dering, whose empty house stands in
the valley yonder. ’Twould be a blessing to the world in general if
these two fine gentlemen could meet and exterminate each other; they
have cumbered the earth too long—especially my Lord Sayle, one o’ your
merciless rake-hells ... a very masterful libertine of whom I’ve heard
such shameful tales—faugh!” and the painter spat in sheer disgust.

“And is my lord a smuggler also?”

“Why, at first he winked at ‘the trade’ and took many a bale and cask as
a bribe, but later he demanded a percentage on every cargo, and, being
refused, promptly ratted and set the law in motion, with the result that
there’s been wild doings hereabouts o’ late and may be wilder yet. The
excise officers will find theirs a hard task, for, as I say, we’re all
‘in it’ more or less. I’ve drank many a glass of right Nantzy, and even
Parson Hartop, godly soul, has smoked tobacco that hath paid no more duty
than the laces on my daughter’s petticoat. Are ye travelling far, sir?”

“To High Dering.”

“Ah, ’tis a village over yonder!” said the painter, with a jerk of his
head. “’Tis a village, sir, that labours under a blight, a disease, a
very effective curse.”

“Indeed!” exclaimed Sir John, a little startled.

“Yes, sir. The name of this particular disease is Dering—Sir John Dering.”

“Ah,” sighed Sir John, “I have heard of him also——”

“And little to his good, I’ll warrant!” quoth the painter. “Dering of
Dering is the biggest landlord in these parts—and the worst.”

“How so, sir?”

“Owning so much land, he consequently owes a duty to the county and to
his tenants—a debt he hath never paid and never will, being a poor fool,
sir, a miserable wretch who takes and gives nothing, who passes his life
in riot and debauchery shut up in Paris salons when he might be walking
these hills a free man, honoured by his tenantry.... Are you staying long
hereabouts?”

“Yes, sir,” answered Sir John. “And my name is Derwent.”

“Then, Mr. Derwent, should you find yourself Alfriston way, come and
see us. My daughter shall brew you a dish of such tea as you seldom
drank before and that never passed the excise ... and I’ve some French
brandy——We will smoke a friendly pipe and talk, sir, for to talk is to be
alive!” So saying, the painter got lightly to his feet and stood a moment
to survey the widespread prospect.

“Look around you!” quoth he. “In the brooding silence of these
immemorial hills the long-forgotten dead may find voices to speak of
vanished peoples whiles here we stand, you and I, alive for a little
space, yet soon to pass and vanish, as they. How glorious, then, whiles
we have life, to worship the Infinite God within and around us, here amid
these fragrant solitudes ... and to poach an occasional rabbit!” saying
which, the painter laughed, shouldered his musket and strode off, leaving
Sir John to pursue his solitary and pensive way, filled with a strange
new sense of responsibility, until, having descended the Beacon, he
reached a stile and, seated thereon, fell to profound meditation.

Across undulating park, shaded by ancient trees, rose the stately pile of
Dering Manor, his home; in the valley hard by, sheltered beneath lofty
Firle, nestled Dering village; all around him, far as eye could see, the
land was his: thus, as he surveyed this goodly heritage, his sense of
responsibility grew, a feeling unknown until now.

From these reflections he was suddenly aroused by feeling a sharp prod in
the back, and, glancing sharply around, beheld an old man who peered up
at him from under a well-brushed, wide-eaved hat and poked at him with a
knotted stick; a small, wrinkled, rosy-cheeked, exquisitely neat old man
in spotless frock and highly polished boots, and who now addressed him in
querulous tones, though his bright eyes held a lurking twinkle.

“Lord, young master, lordy-lord!” he quavered; “there ’ee du set s’ quiet
an’ still as Peter Bunkle’s ’og as was killed day afore yesterday ’s ever
was, that ’ee du!”

“I was thinking,” answered Sir John, almost apologetically.

“Well, I be thinkin’ tu ... I be thinkin’ ’tis toime ’ee comed off’n
stile an’ mak’ way fur a old, ancient man as wur a-buryin’ folk older’n
’ee afore ’ee was born, I reckon.”

Down got Sir John forthwith and, seeing the old man so feeble, reached
out a hand in aid, whereupon the ancient man swore at him, though a
little breathlessly by reason of his exertions as he climbed.

“Dang’ee—lemme be!” he gasped. “Du ’ee think as oi caan’t cloimb a little
bit of a stoile as I’ve clumb, man an’ bye, for seventy year? Lemme
be—an’ dang’ee twoice!” Gasping these words and with infinite exertions
the old man mounted the stile, seated himself on the top bar in Sir
John’s place and, mopping wrinkled brow with the end of a newly washed
and ironed neckerchief of vivid hue, nodded at Sir John in very fierce
and determined fashion. “Look’ee naow,” he panted. “I’ve set ’ere on
this yer stoile fur six-and-sixty year—ah, p’r’aps longer—every sunny
arternoon, off an’ on, and ’ere I be a-goin’ to set ’cording to custom,
so oi be—an’ dang you an’ arl! An’ what do ’ee say naow?”

“That you are very welcome,” smiled Sir John. “I hope you live to sit
there for many a long day; you look hale and hearty——”

“Wot—me?” croaked the old man fiercely. “Me ’ale an’ ’earty! Lordy-lord,
young man, ’ee must be a gert fule not t’see as oi du be waastin’ away
an’ perishin’ wi’ a disease no doctor nor ’poth’cary can cure. There be
’poth’cary Mayfield, over tu Lewes, sez tu me: ‘’Osea Dumbrell,’ ’e sez,
‘if I wuz tu give ’ee arl th’ drugs in my shop they wouldn’t do ’ee no
manner o’ good!’ ’e sez. An’ no wonder, for my disease bean’t no ordinary
disease—no! My disease, young man, be a musket-ball in my in’ards as
won’t come out no-’ow!”

“A musket-ball!” exclaimed Sir John, staring.

“Ah—in me in’ards!” nodded the old man triumphantly; “as won’t come out!
An’ ’twixt you an’ me, a preventive bullet it were. Ketched me ’ere
’twixt wind an’ watter, it did! Six-an’-fifty years ago come Martinmas,
an’ brings up agin me backbone wi’ a crack as nigh deafened me; ah, it be
gert wonder as it didn’t kill oi stone-dead!”

“Indeed, yes!” murmured Sir John.

“An’ theer it du bide ever since, young man. I can feel it! Whens’ever
oi walks tu fast or coughs a spell, that theer old musket-ball goes
a-rollin’ an’ a-rattlin’ about in me pore old in’ards summat crool,
lordy-lord! Las’ toime I seed Doctor Blake, t’ surgeon, about ’un, ’e
shook ’is ’ead solemn-loike: ‘You’m a-goin’ t’ die, ’Osea Dumbrell,’ ’e
sez. ‘Aye,’ I sez, ‘so be you, doctor, but as fur oi—when?’ ‘When ye du,’
’e sez, ‘’twill be mortal sudden!’ ’e sez. That wur years an’ years ago,
an’ ’ere be I alive an’ kickin’.... Doan’t seem right some’ow, fur doctor
be mortal knowin’. But I doan’t look much loike dyin’, du I?

“No, indeed!” answered Sir John. “And you are surely the neatest,
smartest——”

“That’ll du—that’ll du!” croaked the ancient man angrily. “’Tidn’t my
fault! Don’t ’ee go a-blamin’ of oi—blame me granddarter Ann! Her du
be for ever a-washin’ an’ a-breshin’ an’ a-cleanin’ o’ me, till it be
gert wonder ’er don’t scrub me into me grave! Combed all th’ ’air off’n
me ’ead, she ’ave, an’ now combin’ out arl me whiskers—what be left of
’em! ’Tidn’t respectful—no! ’Ef ’ee du get dirty,’ ’er sez tu me, ‘no
baccy!’ ’er sez—a crool ’ard creeter be me granddarter Ann! Look at me
boots, so bright an’ shinin’—I dassent go a-nigh a bit o’ mud! An’ I
loike mud—leastways a bit o’ mud don’t nowise ’arm nobody, an’ when it be
forbid I could waller in it, j’yful—ah, an’ I will one o’ these days an’
dang arl! A crool, flinty-’earted, brimstone witch be my granddart——”

“Granfer!” called a soft voice at no great distance. “Granfer!”

“By goles!” ejaculated the ancient; and skipping down from the stile
with surprising agility, he was in the act of brushing imaginary dust
from his immaculate smock-frock when round a bend in the lane there
appeared a shapely young woman who, coming thus unexpectedly upon Sir
John, blushed very prettily and dropped him a curtsy, then turned to
glance at one standing immediately behind her, a tall, square-shouldered,
powerful-looking fellow who, meeting Sir John’s quick, bright glance,
flushed also, from square chin to the curls of very neat wig that showed
beneath neat hat, and, flushing, bowed, though remarkably stiff in the
back about it.

“Come, Granfer,” said the girl, “it be toime ye took your egg-an’-milk!”

“Cruel and flinty-hearted?” murmured Sir John reproachfully. “O Mr.
Dumbrell!”

“Hesh-hesh!” whispered the ancient fiercely.

“Are ye catchin’ cold, Granfer deary?”

“Brimstone witch? O Mr. Dumbrell!”

“Who be the man ahint ye, Nan?” demanded the old man, pointing with his
stick.

“Only the gentleman as took my part’s marnin’ agin Mr. Sturton, Granfer.”

“Sturton!” snarled the ancient, flourishing stick in tremulous hand.
“Sturton—dang ’im! Ef I ketch ’im tryin’ t’ kiss ’ee, lass, I’ll break
’is ’ead for ’im so old as I be—aye, I will, an’ ’e can turn us out o’
th’ ow’d cottage arter if ’e loikes—dang ’im! Doan’t ’ee forget pore Mary
Beal as drownded ’erself las’ year arl along o’ Sturton——”

“There, there, Granfer, you be gettin’ arl of a shake! That’ll du now,
that’ll du or—no puddin’ fur your supper, mind that.”

“Arl right, lass, arl right! Only when I du think o’ that Sturton——”

“Then don’t ’ee, Granfer, or not a scrinch o’ sugar or nutmeg in y’r
egg-an’-milk an’ nary a spot o’ rum. So be a good lad an’ come ’long o’
me!”

“Well, Robert,” quoth Sir John, seating himself on the stile again so
soon as they were alone, “my letter reached you in time, then?”

“And I’m here in conse-quence, sir!”

“What is all this about Sturton?”

Ex-Corporal Robert shifted his right foot slightly, and raising stiff
arm, coughed deprecatingly behind a discreet hand.

“Sir,” he answered, “I regret to be obleeged to inform your honour that
I opened hostilities this morning without your honour’s orders, feeling
myself obligated thereto by reason of a young fe-male——”

“I suggest ‘maid,’ Robert.”

“Maid, your honour, which young female crying out——”

“Damsel, Robert.”

“Damsel, your honour ... crying out, sir, I observed said young fe——”

“Nymph, Robert.”

“Yes, sir. I ob-served same a-struggling with Mr. Sturton. Whereupon,
your honour, judging the ser-cumstances called for indi-vidual action, I
opened hos-tilities forthwith.”

“Did Mr. Sturton receive any—injuries, Robert?”

“Only super-facially, sir. His right ogle, your honour; otherwise he
retreated in fairly good order, sir.”

“Whiles you comforted the distressed damsel, Bob?”

“I did my endeavour, sir,” answered the ex-corporal, imperturbable as
ever.

“Extreme commendable in you, Robert, for hitherto you have not been
precisely a ‘squire o’ dames.’”

“Heretofore, sir, I have preferred horses.”

“And egad,” sighed Sir John wistfully, “’twould almost seem you were
the wiser, Bob! For though horses may balk they cannot talk, they may
break your neck but they cannot break your heart.... ’S life, Bob, ’tis
subject suggestive for a lampoon on the Sex!... ‘The Jade Equine and
Feminine,’ or ‘The Horse the Nobler Animal.’ ... It promiseth, Robert, it
promiseth!... Hum! Though horses may balk, women will talk; break your
necks, falsest sex. Though horses unseat ye they cannot ill-treat ye.
What though they be glandered no fame ha’ they slandered. Though horses
go lame they never defame. Yes, it promiseth exceeding well!” and out
came Sir John’s memorandum. And after he had been thus busied for some
minutes, Robert the Imperturbable spoke:

“Pray what are your honour’s orders?”

“Orders?” repeated Sir John, glancing up a little vacantly. “Though they
be spavined ... spavined? ’Twon’t do—’tis a devilish awkward word—eh,
Bob?”

“Yes, sir ... and your orders?”

“Aye, to be sure,” sighed Sir John, “you will pursue every inquiry and
research in regard to Mr. James Sturton ... and inquire for me at the
‘Dering Arms’ about six o’clock this evening.”

“As Mr. Derwent, your honour?”

“As Mr. Derwent. And, by the way, Bob ... concerning the granddaughter of
our ancient Mr. Dumbrell—her name is Ann, I think?”

“So I am give to understand, sir.”

“She is a fine, handsome creature, Robert?”

“Yes, your honour.”

“With a neat foot and a low, sweet voice.”

“Yes, your honour.”

“Some sage philosopher hath it, Bob, that ‘a pretty foot is the one
element of beauty that defieth Time,’ but I, who pretend to some little
discernment in such matters, incline to the belief that a low, soft-sweet
voice may endure even longer.”

“Indeed, your honour?”

“Remembering which ... and Mr. Sturton’s apparently unwelcome attentions,
I think ’twere as well you should keep an eye on old Mr. Dumbrell’s
granddaughter, Robert.”

“Very good, sir!” answered the ex-corporal, and with a movement that was
something between bow and salute, he wheeled and strode away, leaving Sir
John, perched upon the stile, hard at work upon his lampoon.




CHAPTER XIV

HOW THE MAN OF SENTIMENT SENTIMENTALISED IN A DITCH


He was not to remain long undisturbed, it seemed, for presently upon the
stilly air was the faint, regular tapping of a stick that drew gradually
nearer, and glancing up he saw an old woman approaching, one who trudged
sturdily with the aid of a formidable staff and bore a large wooden
basket on her arm; a tall old creature with a great jut of nose and
chin and fierce bright eyes that glittered beneath thick brows, whose
jetty-black contrasted very strangely with her snow-white hair. But just
now these fierce old eyes were dimmed with tears, and more than once
she sniffed loud and dolorously; perceiving which and noting how she
laboured with the heavy-laden basket, Sir John pocketed his tablets and
rose. But, quite lost in her grief, the old creature paused to sob and
sniff and wipe away her tears with a corner of her shawl, in the doing
of which she let fall her basket, scattering its contents broadcast in
the dust. At this calamity she wailed distressfully, and was in the act
of bending her old joints to collect her property when she was aware of
one who did this for her, a slender, very nimble young man, at sight of
whom she forgot her troubles a while, watching him in mute surprise, yet
quick to heed the white delicacy of these hands as they darted here and
there collecting the bundles of herbs and simples with the other more
homely vegetables that lay so widely scattered. Thus Sir John, happening
to glance up as he stooped for a large cabbage, met the fixed scrutiny of
a pair of black eyes, so fierce and keenly direct beneath their jutting
brows that he stared back, surprised and a little disconcerted.

“My good dame, why d’ye stare so?” he questioned.

“I dream, young sir! Your bright eyes do ha’ set me a-dreamin’ o’ other
days ... better days ... when the world was younger ... an’ kinder. Old I
be an’ tur’ble lonesome, but I ha’ my dreams ... ’tis arl the years ha’
left me.... But why must ye meddle wi’ the likes o’ me?” ... she demanded
in sudden ferocity. “Why don’t ’ee cross y’r fingers or mak’ ‘the horns’
agin me?”

“Why should I?” he inquired, wondering.

“Because they du say as I’ve the ‘evil eye’ an’ can blight a man wi’ a
look as easy as I can a pig ... or a cow.”

“To be sure your eyes are very strange and bright,” he answered gently,
“and must have been very beautiful once, like yourself—when the world was
younger.”

“Beautiful,” she repeated in changed tone; and her eyes grew less
keen, the harsh lines of her fierce, old face softening wonderfully.
“Beautiful?” said she again. “Aye, so I was, years agone ... though there
be few as would believe it o’ me now an’ fewer eyes sharp enough t’
see.... An’ you bean’t fruttened o’ me then, young man?”

“No, I am not frightened,” answered Sir John.

“Why then,” quoth she, “when you’m done wi’ that cabbage o’ mine, there
be an onion over yonder, agin the dik!” Sir John deposited the cabbage,
and having retrieved the errant onion, added this also to the well-laden
basket.

“That is all, I think?” said he, glancing about.

“Aye!” she nodded. “An’ it be plain t’ know you be a stranger hereabouts.
There bean’t a man nor bye, aye, an’ mortal few o’ the women, would ha’
stooped to du so much for poor old Penelope Haryott, I reckon.”

“And pray why not?”

“Because they say I be a witch, an’ they be arl main fruttened o’ me, an’
them as say they ain’t, du hate me most. Aye, me! I’ve been thrattened
wi’ the fire afore now; an’ only las’ March, an’ main cold it were, they
was for a-duckin’ o’ me in the Cuckmere.... Ah, an’ they’d ha’ done it tu
if Passon Hartop ’adn’t galloped over tu Alfriston an’ fetched Sir Hector
MacLean as knew me years ago, an’ Jarge Potter as I’ve dandled a babe on
my knee. Sir Hector were main fierce again the crowd an’ swore t’ cut any
man’s throat as dared tetch me, an’ Jarge Potter ’ad on his old frieze
coat—so the crowd let me go ... they ain’t tried to harm me since.... But
’tis very sure you be a stranger in these parts, young man.”

“Indeed, yes!” sighed Sir John, once more oppressed by the sense of his
responsibility and of the duties left undone.

“An’ yet there be a look about ’ee, young man, as do whisper me you was
barn here in Sussex an’ not s’ fur away, I reckon.”

“Oh ... begad!” he exclaimed, starting. “What should make you think so,
pray?”

“Y’r hands, young sir, the high cock o’ your chin, y’r pretty eyes ...
they do mind me of other eyes as looked into mine ... long afore you
was barn ... when the world was happier.... Though ’e were bigger’n
you, young man ... so tall an’ noble-lookin’! Alack, ’twas long ago an’
the world be changed for the worse since then—’specially High Dering!
Aye, me! I’ll be a-goin’, young sir, thankin’ ye for your kindness to a
solitary old woman.”

“How far are you going?” he questioned.

“Only to the village yonder.”

“This basket is much too heavy for you.”

“Lud, young master, I do be stronger than I look!” she answered, with a
mirthless laugh. “Aye, tur’ble strong I be or I should ha’ died years
agone, I reckon. So doan’t ’ee trouble, sir ... besides, folk ’ud stare
t’ see s’fine a young man along o’ me, an’ a-carryin’ my old trug an’ arl
... so let be!”

Sir John smiled, took up the basket, reached his stick whence it leaned
against the stile and set off with old Penelope Haryott, suiting his pace
to hers and talking with such blithe ease that old Penelope, forgetting
her rustic pride at last, talked in her turn, as she might have done
“when the world was younger and better.”

“Ah yes, I mind Sir Hector years agone, when he were jest Mr. Hector an’
friend t’ Sir John Dering—him as was the ‘real’ Sir John as lived at ‘the
gert house’ yonder an’ married here ... an’ marched away t’ the wars wi’
Mr. Hector, both s’fine in their red coats, and him s’handsome an’ gay
... him as was killed an’ never come marchin’ back.”

“Ah!” exclaimed Sir John as she paused. “So you knew Sir John Dering, the
Sir John who was killed years ago in Flanders? Pray tell me of him.”

“An’ why should I?” quoth the old woman in sudden anger. “He’s been dead
long years an’ forgot, I reckon. But when he lived the world was a better
place ... ’specially High Dering! Aye, he was ... a man!”

“And what,” questioned Sir John wistfully, “what of the new Sir John
Dering?”

Old Penelope spat contemptuously and trudged on a little faster.

“Take care o’ my old trug, young man,” she admonished; “the ’andle be
main loose! Aye, me, if my troubles was no ’eavier than that theer trug
I’d bear’em j’yful!”

“Are you so greatly troubled, then?” he asked gently.

“Ah, more’n my share, I reckon! And an old woman so solitary as I be must
allus go full o’ sorrow!”

“Will you tell me some of your sorrows, old Penelope?”

“Why should I?”

“Because I ask reverently and respect you.”

“Respect! Me?” she muttered. “Respect? O kind Lord, ’tis a strange word
in my old ears! Folks mostly curse me ... the children throws stones at
me! ’Tis an ill thing to be named a witch ... an’ all because I can see
deeper and further than most fules, can read the good an’ evil in faces
an’ know a sight about yarbs an’ simples. An’ they’re fruttened o’ me,
the fules ... ah, an’ they need be, some on ’em—’specially one!”

“You were weeping when I saw you first, Penelope; yet tears do not come
easily with you, I judge.”

“Tears?” she exclaimed fiercely. “An’ yet I’ve shed s’ many ’tis gert
wonder there be any left. ’Tis wonnerful how much one woman can weep in
one lifetime, I reckon.”

“And why did you weep to-day?”

“’Tidn’t no manner o’ business o’ yourn, young man!” she exclaimed
bitterly.

“Why, then, pray forgive me!” he answered, with a little bow; at this she
stared and immediately spoke in changed voice.

“I wep’, sir, because this day week I’m to be turned out o’ doors wi’
never a roof to shelter me—unless some o’ the neighbours offers—which
they won’t ... Lord, tak’ care o’ the trug, young man, if ye swing it so
fierce ’twill go to pieces!”

“Why are you being turned out?”

“Because they be arl fruttened o’ me—an’ him most of arl——”

“Whom do you mean by ‘him’?”

But old Penelope tramped on unheeding, only she muttered to herself
fiercely.

“Do you dread the future so greatly, Penelope?”

“No!” she answered sturdily. “I bean’t fruttened o’ now’t but fire ...
an’ dogs!”

“Dogs?” he questioned.

“Aye, young man, they du set ’em on me sometimes, ’tis why I carry this
gert staff ... killed a dog wi’ it once, I did—though I were badly
bit! So they clapped me in the stocks, the dog was valleyble, y’ see,
an’ chanced to belong to Lord Sayle, him as du live at the great ’ouse
’Friston way.”

Talking thus, they became aware of leisured hoof-strokes behind them,
and, turning to stare, old Penelope pointed suddenly at the approaching
rider with her long staff.

“Yonder ’e comes!” she whispered fiercely; “him as ought t’ be dead an’
gibbeted ... him as be afeart o’ me!”

Glancing round in turn, Sir John beheld a man bestriding a large, plump
steed, a man who rode at a hand-pace, apparently lost in thought; thus
Sir John had full time to observe him narrowly as he approached.

He seemed a prosperous and highly respectable man, for he went in
broadcloth and fine linen; but his garments, devoid of all embellishings,
were of sober hue, so that, looked at from behind, he might have been an
itinerant preacher with a hint of the Quaker, but seen from in front, the
narrow eyes, predatory nose, vulperine mouth and fleshy chin stamped him
as being like nothing in life but himself.

Slowly he approached, until, suddenly espying the old woman, he urged his
somnolent horse to quicker gait and rode towards her, brandishing the
stick he carried.

“Damned hag,” cried he, “you ought to burn!”

“Dirty twoad,” she retorted, “you’d ought to hang!” At this, the man
struck at her passionately, and, being out of reach, spurred his powerful
horse as if to ride her down; but Sir John, setting by the basket, sprang
and caught the bridle.

“Steady, sir, steady!” quoth he mildly.

“Mind your own business!” cried the horseman.

“Faith, sir,” answered Sir John ruefully, “’tis high time I did, ’twould
seem. And indeed I propose doing so, but in my own fashion. And first I
desire to learn why you ride the king’s highway to the common danger——”

“Oh, and who the devil might you be?”

“One who hath played divers rôles, sir,” answered Sir John. “Just at
present I find myself a Man o’ Sentiment, full o’ loving-kindness,
especially to sorrowful old age——”

“What the devil!” exclaimed the horseman, staring.

“Come then, sir, let us together bare our heads in homage to Age, Sorrow
and Womanhood in the person of this much-enduring Mistress Haryott!” and
off came Sir John’s hat forthwith.

“Are ye mad?” demanded the other scornfully. “Are ye mad or drunk, my
lad?”

“Sir, a Man of Sentiment is never——”

“Curse your sentiment! Let me warn ye that yon hag is a notorious
evil-liver and a damned witch——”

“Which as a Man of Sentiment——”

“Hold y’r tongue, d’ye hear! She’s a witch, I tell ye, so tak’ my advice,
my lad, throw that old trug o’ her’n over the hedge and leave her to the
devil! And now loose my bridle; I’m done.”

“But I am not, sir!” answered Sir John. “You attempted to strike a woman
in my presence, and have dared allude to me twice as your ‘lad’—two very
heinous offences——”

“Loose my bridle or ’twill be the worse for ye. D’ye know who I am?”

“Judging by your right eye, sir, its rainbow colouring, I opine you must
be Mr. James Sturton——”

“Damn your insolence—leggo my bridle!”

But instead of complying, Sir John gave a sudden twist to the bit,
whereupon the plump and somnolent steed waked to sudden action, insomuch
that Mr. Sturton was nearly unseated and his hat tumbled off; whereupon
Sir John deftly skewered it upon the end of his stick and tossed it over
the hedge; and old Penelope, watching its brief flight, uttered a single
screech of laughter and was immediately silent again.

Mr. Sturton, having quieted his horse, raised his stick and struck
viciously, but Sir John, deftly parrying the blow, answered it with a
thrust, a lightning riposte that took his aggressor full upon fleshy
chin. Mr. Sturton dropped his stick, clapped hand to chin and, seeing
his own blood, spurred madly upon Sir John, who, in escaping the lashing
hoofs, tripped and fell into the ditch.

“Let that learn ye!” cried Mr. Sturton, exultantly shaking his fist. “A
ditch is the proper place for you, my lad.... I only hope as you’ve broke
a bone.”

“Thank you,” answered Sir John, sitting up, and groping for his hat, “I
find myself very well, for:

    Though in posture unheroic
    You behold me still a stoic.
    And, further, here’s a truth, sir, which is:
    There are places worse than ditches!

Indeed, Mr. Sturton,” he added, leaning back in the ditch and folding his
arms, “’tis in my mind that you may find yourself yearning passionately
for a good, dry ditch one o’ these days.”

“Bah!” cried the other contemptuously. “If ye can crawl—crawl and bring
me my hat.”

“The heavens,” answered Sir John, pointing thither with graceful
flourish, “the heavens shall fall first, sir.”

“Ha, now—look’ee! You’ll bring me my hat, young man, or I’ll march you
and yon vile old beldam into Dering and ha’ ye clapped into the stocks
together for assault on the highway! D’ye hear?”

“Sir,” answered Sir John, “a fiddlestick!”

Uttering an angry exclamation, Mr. Sturton whipped a pistol from his
holster, but as he did so, old Penelope whirled her long staff which,
missing him by a fraction, took effect upon his horse, whereupon this
much-enduring animal promptly bolted and galloped furiously away with Mr.
Sturton in a cloud of dust.

“Lord ha’ mercy!” gasped old Penelope as the galloping hoof-beats
blurred and died away. “Lord, what ’ave I done?”

“Removed an offence by a mere flourish o’ your magic wand, like the fairy
godmother you are!” answered Sir John. “Mistress Penelope, accept my
thanks—I salute you!” And, standing up in the ditch, he bowed gravely.

“Ha’ done, young man, ha’ done!” she cried distressfully. “He’ll raise
the village again’ me ... he’ll ha’ me in the stocks again—an’ arl along
o’ you! An’ I can’t bear they stocks like I used to ... they cramps my
old bones s’cruel.... O Lord ha’ mercy! The stocks!” And, leaning on her
staff, she bowed her white head and sobbed miserably.

In a moment Sir John was out of the ditch and, standing beside her, laid
one white hand upon her shoulder, patting it gently.

“Penelope,” said he softly, “don’t weep! No man shall do you violence....
I swear none shall harm you any more ... so be comforted!”

“An’ who be you t’ promise s’much?” she demanded fiercely.

“One who will keep his word——”

“I be so old,” she wailed—“so old an’ lonesome an’ weary of ’t all.”

“But very courageous!” he added gently. “And I think, Penelope, nay, I’m
sure there are better days coming for you—and me. So come, let us go on,
confident in ourselves and the future.”

And taking stick and basket in one hand, he slipped the other within his
aged companion’s arm and they tramped on again.

“You speak mighty bold, young man!” said she after a while, with another
of her keen glances. “Aye, an’ look mighty bold—why?”

“Perhaps because I feel mighty bold!” he answered lightly.

“Aye, like ye did when he knocked ye into the ditch, young man!”

“The ditch?” repeated Sir John. “Aye, begad, the ditch! ’S heart, it
needed but this!” And here he laughed so blithely that old Penelope
stared and, forgetting her recent tears, presently smiled.

“Ye tumbled so ’mazin’ sudden, young man,” she nodded. “An’ then I never
’eerd no one talk po’try in a dik’ afore.”

“And you probably never will again, Penelope. The occasion was unique and
my extempore rhymes none too bad.”

“Eh—eh, young man, did ye mak’ ’em up ... a-settin’ in t’ dik’ ... arl
out o’ y’r head? Lord!”

So they reached the village at last, its deep-thatched cottages nestled
beneath the sheltering down; a quiet, sleepy place where a brook gurgled
pleasantly and rooks cawed lazily amid lofty, ancient trees; a place of
peace, it seemed, very remote from the world.

But, as they went, rose a stir, a flutter, a growing bustle; heads peered
from casements, from open doorways and dim interiors; children ceased
their play to point, a woman laughed shrilly, men, home-coming from the
fields, stood to stare, to laugh, to hoot and jeer; and foremost, among a
group of loungers before the ancient inn, Sir John espied Mr. Sturton.

And thus amid hoots, jeers and derisive laughter came Sir John to High
Dering.




CHAPTER XV

WHICH INTRODUCES A FRIEZE COAT AND ITS WEARER, ONE GEORGE POTTER


“Old gammer du ha’ found ’ersen a man at last!” cried a voice.

“Ah, the danged owd witch du ha’ ’witched hersel’ a sweet’eart fur sure!”
roared another.

“An’ sech a nice-lookin’ young man an’ arl!” quoth a matron with a fat
baby in her arms, whom Sir John saluted with a bow, whereupon she hid
blushing face behind her plump baby.

But as they progressed the crowd grew and, with increasing number, their
attitude waxed more threatening; laughter changed to angry mutterings,
clods and stones began to fly.

“I waarned ’ee ’ow ’twould be!” quoth old Penelope bitterly. “You’d
best leave me an’ run, young man, quick—up the twitten yonder!” Even as
she spoke, Sir John was staggered by a well-aimed clod and his hat spun
from his head. Setting down the basket, he turned and stood fronting the
crowd frowning a little, chin uptilted, serene of eye. Foremost among
their assailants was a burly young fellow, chiefly remarkable for a very
wide mouth and narrow-set eyes, towards whom Sir John pointed with his
holly-stick.

“Pray, Mistress Haryott,” he inquired in his clear, ringing tones, “who
is yonder ill-conditioned wight?”

“That?” cried old Penelope in fierce scorn. “It be Tom Simpson, a Lon’on
lad ... one o’ th’ Excise as creeps an’ crawls an’ spies on better men——”

“Oh, do I, then!” snarled the burly young man. “I’ll knock your dummed
eye out for that, I will!” And he reached for a stone, but checked
suddenly as Sir John strode towards him carrying the holly-stick much as
if it had been a small-sword.

“Talking of eyes,” quoth Sir John, with a graceful flourish of the stick,
“drop that stone, lest I feel it necessary to blind you!” and he made an
airy pass at the face of the young man, who leapt back so precipitately
that he stumbled and fell, whereupon the crowd, roaring with laughter at
his discomfiture, pressed nearer, eager for diversion.

“Doan’t let ’un bloind ’ee, lad!” cried one.

“’E bean’t so big as ’ee, Tom! Tak’ a ’edge-stake tu un!”

“Noa, tak’ my ol’ bat; it du be a good ’eavy ’un, Tom!” cried a second.

The burly young man, finding himself thus the centre of observation,
snatched the proffered stick, squared his shoulders and approached Sir
John in very ferocious and determined manner, but halted, just out of
reach, to spit upon his palm and take fresh hold upon his bludgeon;
whereupon the crowd encouraged him on this wise:

“Knock ’is little wig off, Tom!”

“Poke ’is eye out, lad!”

“Aim at ’is nob!”

“Go fur ’is legs!”

Suddenly the burly young man sprang, aiming a terrific blow, but, instead
of attempting a parry, Sir John leapt nimbly aside, and the young man,
impelled by the force of his stroke, once more stumbled and fell; and
then before he could rise, old Penelope commenced to belabour him with
her long staff as he lay, panting out maledictions with every blow until
the crowd, laughing, shouting, cursing, surged forward to the rescue.
Drawing the fierce and breathless old creature behind him, Sir John,
seeing escape impossible, faced the oncoming menace strung and quivering
for desperate action, while the crowd lashed itself to fury by such cries
as:

“Down wi’ the young cock!”

“Scrag the owd witch, lads: to the watter wi’ ’er!”

“Aye, to the river with ’em—both of ’em!” cried Mr. Sturton, loudest of
all.

And then forth from one of those narrow lanes, or rather passages that
are known as “twittens,” sauntered a man in a short, frieze coat, vast
of pocket and button, a wide-shouldered, comely man whose face, framed
between neatly trimmed whiskers, wore an air of guileless good-nature.
Guilelessness indeed! It was in his eyes despite their lurking twinkle,
in the uptrend of his firm lips, the tilt of his nose, his close-cropped
whiskers and square chin. Guilelessness beamed in the brass buttons
of his short-skirted frieze coat, it was in the very creases of his
garments, it seemed to enfold him from boots and gaiters to the crown of
his weather-worn hat, it was in the tones of his soft yet resonant voice
when he spoke:

“Lor’ love Potter, Mr. Sturton, sir, but ’oo’s been an’ give ye that
theer tur’ble eye? Arl black it be, sir, leastways where it bean’t
black ’tis green. An’ swole, sir! Lor’ love George Potter’s limbs, it
du be a-swellin’ an’ a-puffin’ of itself up that proud, sir! ’Tis most
alarmin’, Mr. Sturton! Shame on ye, neighbours; can’t none on ye du
nothin’ fur poor Mr. Sturton’s ogle—look at ’ee——” But, uttering a fierce
imprecation, Mr. Sturton turned his back, pushed his way angrily into the
inn, and slammed the door behind him.

“I never seen a blacker eye, never——”

“Don’t go fur to blame we, Jarge Potter!” quoth a greybeard. “’Tidn’t
none o’ our doin’—no!”

“Then what be the trouble, neighbours? What’s to du, good folk?” inquired
Mr. Potter.

“It ain’t none o’ your business anyway!” retorted the burly young man
sullenly. “We be honest folks, which be more than some can say with y’r
poachin’, ah, an’ smugglin’!”

“Hold thy tongue, lad!” cried the greybeard, plucking the burly young
man’s arm. “Don’t ’ee see as Jarge be wearin’ ’is ol’ frieze coat?”

“What do I care for ’is old coat!”

“That’s because ye be fullish an’ strange ’ereabouts an’ doan’t know
Jarge.”

“Neighbours,” said Mr. Potter in his deep, leisured tones, his placid
gaze roving from face to face, “you arl do know as Potter be a peaceable
man, so here’s Potter a-beggin’ an’ a-pleadin’ o’ ye to leave old Pen
alone—or I’m afeard some on ye might get ’urted—bad, I reckon!” As he
spoke, Mr. Potter’s powerful hands disappeared into the deep pockets
of his frieze coat, and he took a leisurely pace forward. “Simpson, my
lad,” quoth he, nodding kindly at the burly young man, “your mouth’s so
oncommon large as you’ll swaller yourself, boots an’ arl, one of these
days if ye open it s’wide! So run along, my lad! ’Ome be the word,
neighbours; off wi’ ye now—arl on ye. I bean’t a-goin’ t’ plead twice wi’
no one.”

Mr. Potter’s brow was smooth, guilelessness seemed to radiate and beam
from his person, but, seeing how the crowd forthwith scattered and melted
away, the burly young man betook himself off likewise, muttering darkly.

Then Mr. Potter turned in his unhurried fashion to look at Sir John, and
the smile that lurked in the corners of his mouth slowly broadened.

“Young sir,” said he, touching his hat, “who you be or what, bean’t no
consarn o’ mine nohow, but, sir, you stood up for a old ’ooman as aren’t
got many to tak’ ’er part, d’ye see, an’ so ’ere’s Potter a-thankin’ of
you—an’ that is my business, I rackon.”

“Indeed, Mr. Potter, ’twould seem I have to thank you also, you—or your
coat——”

“Coat?” repeated Mr. Potter, glancing down at the garment in question as
if mildly surprised to behold it. “Aye, to be sure—’tis a old jacket as I
use in my trade, d’ye see——”

“A free-trade, I think?” added Sir John.

“Lor’ love ’ee, sir,” sighed Mr. Potter, opening his guileless eyes a
trifle wider, “doan’t ’ee tak’ no ’eed o’ what that theer young Simpson
says——”

“Mr. Potter,” quoth Sir John, smiling, “a week ago I was shaking hands
with Captain Sharkie Nye aboard the _True Believer_, and I should like to
shake yours.”

“What, be you the young gen’leman as crossed wi’ Sir Hector?”

“That same. And my name is Derwent.”

“Why, Mr. Derwent, sir, that du alter the case, I rackon. So theer
be Potter’s ’and, sir, and heartily! Ah, an’ yonder be old Penelope
a-beckonin’ ... her will curse we shameful if us du keep her waitin’ ...
so come ’long, sir.”

“Aye, come y’r ways, du—both on ye!” cried the old creature imperiously.
“’Tidn’t often I ’as comp’ny, so I’ll brew ye a dish o’ tay——”

“Tea?” exclaimed Sir John.

“Aye, all the way from Chaney, young man! Tay as costes forty shillin’
a pound an’ more up to Lunnon—tak’ care o’ my old trug! This way—down
twitten!”

She led them down a narrow way between the walls of cottages and gardens,
and at last to a very small cottage indeed, a forlorn little structure,
its garden trampled, its broken window-panes stuffed with old rags to
exclude the elements, itself all dilapidation from rotting thatch to
crumbling doorstep.

“And is this your home?” cried Sir John, very much aghast.

“It be, young man. They bruk’ all my lattices months agone, an’ Mr.
Sturton won’t put in no more. The chimbley smokes an’ the thatch leaks
an’ I gets the ager bad, but it be my home an’ I love every brick. For
’twas here I were born, here I loved and lost, here I hoped to die,
but Maaster Sturton be fur turning o’ me out next month ... bean’t ’e,
Jarge?”

“’E be,” answered Mr. Potter softly, “dang ’im!”

“Come in, young man, an’ you tu, Jarge—come in; it du be better-lookin’
inside than out.” And indeed, once the door was shut—a particularly stout
and ponderous door, Sir John noticed—the small, heavily beamed chamber
was cosy and homelike, very orderly and clean, from the polished copper
kettle on the hob to the china ornaments upon the mantel.

And now Mr. Potter reached a hand within the mysteries of the frieze coat
and drew thence a couple of plump rabbits.

“Found ’em s’marnin’, Pen,” he nodded. “An’ here,” he continued, groping
deeper within vast pocket, “’ere be a—no, that be wire ... ’ere—no, that
be ’baccy for ’Osea ... ah, ’ere be a lump o’ pork t’ go wi’ ’em, Pen.”

“Thank’ee kindly, Jarge! An’ would ’ee moind a-skinnin’ of ’em whiles I
tidies myself up a bit?”

“Heartily, Pen.”

“An’ you, young man, poke up the fire an’ put on the kittle t’ bile ...
there be a pump in the yard.”

Having performed these duties, Sir John, seating himself on a bucket
beside the pump, watched Mr. Potter deftly operate upon the rabbits, and
there ensued the following conversation:

    MR. POTTER: Stayin’ ’ereabouts, sir?

    SIR JOHN: At the ‘Dering Arms.’

    MR. POTTER: Stayin’ long, sir?

    SIR JOHN: I hope so.

    MR. POTTER: Why, so du I ... seein’ as you be known to Sharkie
    an’ Sir ’Ector. And, besides, old Pen du ha’ took to ye fair
    amazin’ ... an’ she’s an eye like a nawk ’as old Pen, aye,
    sharp as a gimblet it be. An’ she’s took to ye, d’ye see, sir.

    SIR JOHN: I feel truly and deeply honoured.

    MR. POTTER: Well, you stood up for ’er s’arternoon agin them
    fules as meant mischief.

    SIR JOHN: She seems to have suffered more than her share.

    MR. POTTER: Suffered? Sir, Potter be a peaceable man an’
    bloodshed contrariwise to ’is natur’ ... no matter what you
    ’appen to hear ... but there be some folk as I’d tak’ a deal o’
    j’y to skin, d’ye see, like this ’ere! (Mr. Potter held up a
    newly skinned and pinkly nude rabbit.)

    SIR JOHN: Whom do you mean?

    MR. POTTER: Ah! ’oo indeed, sir? Potter knows, but Potter’s mum!

    SIR JOHN: And yet I think I could guess, if I tried.

    MR. POTTER: Why, ye may guess, sir—this be a free
    country—leastways, fules say so.

    SIR JOHN: One, I think, must be Mr. James Sturton. Am I right?

    MR. POTTER: Why, as to that, sir, I answers plain and to the
    point as there be nobody nowhere breathin’ as can get s’much
    flavour into a jugged ’are ekal to old Pen—except Peter Bunkle
    as keeps the ‘Cross’ over tu Alfriston.

    SIR JOHN: And the second is Lord Sayle. Am I wrong?

    MR. POTTER: Why, as to that, sir, Potter don’t say nothing. Du
    ’ee know Lord Sayle?

    SIR JOHN: I have met him.

    MR. POTTER: Friend o’ yourn, sir?

    SIR JOHN: So much so that I have determined to drive him out of
    the country, or kill him.

    (Here Mr. Potter dropped the rabbit.)

    MR. POTTER: Well ... love my limbs! Kill—hist! But ... but you,
    sir? Axing your pardon, but you aren’t got the look of a killer.

    SIR JOHN: Thank you, Mr. Potter, I rejoice to hear it.

    MR. POTTER: But—ki—hist! He be pretty big and pretty fierce,
    sir, an’ you, axing y’r pardon, ain’t exactly——

    SIR JOHN: An elephant or a tiger—and yet I feel myself
    perfectly able to accomplish one or the other, Mr. Potter.

    MR. POTTER: Well, love my eyes! He be a fightin’ man too, sir!
    Somebody stuck a sword into him lately, I hear, but it didn’t
    do no good; he be as well and ’earty as ever. Now if—hist!

    (Here Mr. Potter paused, finger on lip, to glance stealthily
    around.)

    SIR JOHN: If what, Mr. Potter?

    MR. POTTER: (Drawing near and speaking in hushed voice) If you
    be ... set on a-doin’ of it ... very determined on ... the
    deed, sir, your best way is to—hist! A pistol ... no, a musket
    ... some good dark night. Hist—Potter’s mum!

    SIR JOHN: You don’t love him, I think?

    MR. POTTER: Love him? Well, there be things ’as ’appened
    ’ereabouts as no one can’t swear agin nobody, d’ye see, an’
    yet ... old Pen knows more than she dare speak, I rackon, an’
    Potter ain’t blind nor yet deaf.

    SIR JOHN: What kind of things?

    MR. POTTER: Well, theer was poor Dick Hobden as went a-walkin’
    one evenin’ Windover way wi’ Lucy Price, a rare handsome lass.
    Poor Dick were found stone dead next day, but the lass vanished
    an’ nobody never seen her no more, nor never will, I reckon.

    SIR JOHN: Vanished?

    MR. POTTER: Ay, like Mary Beal as disappeared and came back
    and drownded of ’erself, pore lass. There was Ruth Wicks as
    likewise vanished an’ was found weeks arterwards singin’ in the
    dark atop o’ Windover ... died mad, she did. There was other
    lasses as disappeared from Wilmington an’ Litlin’ton an’ never
    come back.

    SIR JOHN: A hateful tale!

    MR. POTTER: It be, sir.

    SIR JOHN: And whom do you suspect?

    MR. POTTER: Mum for that, sir! But there be folk as Potter
    would be j’yful to ’ave the skinnin’ of——

    SIR JOHN: You mean my Lord Sayle and Sturton——

    MR. POTTER: Hist—sir! Speak soft! I don’t mean nothin’. Only
    what one bids t’other obeys.... And now Lord Sayle swears he’ll
    ruin all on us—every man an’ bye, ah, wumman, maid an’ babe,
    not forgettin’ wives an’ widders.

    SIR JOHN: How so?

    MR. POTTER: He’s took an oath to put down “the trade,” d’ye
    see. Potter be a inoffensive creater’ as never drawed steel in
    his life—except mebbe now and then—I prefers a short bat ...
    and never fired a shot in all my days—except p’r’aps once or
    twice an’ then only when com-pelled.... Ah, a peaceable man be
    Potter, but....

Here Mr. Potter laid finger to lip and looked slantwise at Sir John
beneath lifted eyebrow. And then old Penelope called them; and, glancing
round, Sir John was amazed to behold her clad in a sumptuous gown whose
voluminous silken folds lent her a strangely arresting dignity, while
upon her snowy hair was a mob cap marvellously belaced.

“Aye, it be real silk, young man!” quoth she, with a little shake in her
voice. “List to it rustle!” And sighing ecstatically, she spread out the
rich folds with her gnarled old fingers. “There bean’t a grander dress
nowhere.... Jarge give it me las’ Christmas. ’Tidn’t often I wears it, no
... but when I die, I’ll be buried in it—won’t I, Jarge?”

“Aye, aye, Pen!” nodded Mr. Potter. “But, Lord—’oo’s a-talkin’ o’ dyin’!
Be the kittle abilin’?”

“Aye, lad, tea’s ready. As for you, young man, if you’ll drink wi’ me as
they name witch, an’ bean’t fruttened lest I blast ’ee wi’ a look o’ my
eye—come your ways to tea.”

Following her into the cottage, Sir John beheld yet other unexpected
wonders, as the handleless cups of exquisite ware, the beautiful Chinese
teapot, the tray of priceless Chinese lacquer.

“Aha, you may stare, young man!” nodded old Penelope. “There bean’t a
lady in arl the land can show ’ee sech chaney as mine.... Jarge give it
tu me!”

“Why, ye see, sir,” added Mr. Potter apologetically, “I bean’t married!”

“An’ look at the lace in my cap, young man ... real French point—arl from
Jarge.”

“Why, ye see, sir,” quoth Mr. Potter again, “I aren’t got no sweet’eart!”

And thus Sir John Dering, sitting between old Penelope Haryott the witch,
and Mr. George Potter the guileless, drank smuggled tea out of smuggled
china, talked and listened, asked questions and answered them, and
enjoyed it all uncommonly well.




CHAPTER XVI

DESCRIBES A SCANDALOUS ITEM OF FASHIONABLE INTELLIGENCE AND THE
CONSEQUENCES THEREOF


“The Barrasdaile” was back in town and all the beaux of Mayfair were
agog, and forthwith hasted to give her welcome. They came by coach,
in sedan chairs, on horseback and afoot; battered beaux wise in wine
and women, sprightly beaux wise in town gossip and the latest mode,
youthful beaux wise in nothing as yet; but one and all they gathered
from every point of the compass and clad in all the colours of the
spectrum, passioning for her wealth, eager for her rank, allured by her
youth, or smitten by her beauty, agreeable to their own respective ages
and conditions; they came to flourish hats gracefully, shoot ruffles
languidly, flutter handkerchiefs daintily, tap snuff-boxes dreamily,
to stare, ogle, smile, frown, sigh and languish, each according to his
nature. And chief amongst these, my Lord Sayle, more completely assured
of himself than usual, if it were possible; and this by reason that His
Majesty (so gossip had it) was about to reinstate him in the royal favour
and make him Lord-Lieutenant of his county besides, on condition that
he put down the damnable practice of smuggling in his neighbourhood.
Be this as it may, it was an indisputable fact (rumour was positive on
this point) that His Majesty had received him, deigned him a nod, and
chattered at him in German, whereupon other gentlemen immediately bowed
to him, renewed acquaintance and congratulated him in English. Thus my
Lord Sayle found himself in very excellent spirits.

Now upon the very morning of my Lady Barrasdaile’s so triumphant return,
it befell that _The Satyric Spy, or Polite Monitor_, most scandalous and
(consequently) most carefully perused of journals, came out with the
following items of fashionable intelligence:

    LADY H——a B——e, whose sudden and inexplicable desertion so
    lately made of Mayfair a dreary waste, hath been seen driving
    post for Paris. Paris doubtless awaited her with yearning
    expectation, but yearned vainly. For, upon the highway this
    bewitching she (_mirabile dictu_) vanished utterly away. Paris
    received her not, Dieppe knew her not! Whither she vanished, by
    what means, to what end, at what precise minute of the day or
    night, or precisely where this astounding disappearance took
    place, these be questions answerable but by her bewitching self.

                                  BUT

    It is furthermore credibly reported that Sir J——n D——g, whose
    triumphs in the PAPHIAN FIELDS have made him NOTORIOUS and the
    ENVY of lesser humans not so fortunate, left Paris abruptly
    two or three days ago, and hath been observed in company with
    a pretty SERVING-MAID, a BUXOM WAITING-WENCH whose humble
    situation in life is completely off-set by the potency of
    her peerless charms. Sir J——n D——g, quick to recognise the
    goddess despite her HOMESPUN, is become her very devoted slave
    and adorer. It is thought that he may carry her eventually
    London-wards to out-rival the unrivalled BARRASDAILE.

    _Nota Bene_: He that runs may read! Who seeth through a brick
    wall cannot be blind. Yet whoso addeth two and two and maketh
    of them five must be a bad arithmetician. _Verl. Sap._

          THE WENCH SUPREME: OR A LAMENT FOR LANGUISHING LADIES

    Sir J——n D——g who in smug world censorious
    Hath, wooing, won himself a fame notorious.
    E’en from one scene of triumphs late hath flown
    Triumphant still, since flees he not alone;
    But with him (let not Scandal from Truth blench)
    Doth bear away a STRAPPING WAITING-WENCH,
    A wench of wenches she (come aid me, Muse,
    And teach me what just synonyms to use!)
    A wench, a maid, a nymph, nay, goddess rather,
    Though smutty chimney-sweep perchance her father!
    Thus hath Sir J——n the latest fashion showed
    And mating so, made serving-maids the mode!
    Ye sprightlies proud! Ye high-born dames despair,
    Weep pearly tears and rend your powdered hair.
    Forgo that fond, that secret-cherished hope
    That ye yourselves might, one day, thus elope:
    Since FASHION and Sir J——n do both decree
    No LADY may, except a WENCH she be!

Mayfair was powerfully and profoundly stirred: elegant gentlemen, having
perused these extracts from _The Polite Monitor_ hurriedly to themselves,
forthwith hasted to read them aloud, and with due deliberation, to
all who would listen; they were the main topic of discussion in every
fashionable club and coffee-house. Fine ladies, old and young, becked
and nodded over their Bohea, etc., lifted censorious eyebrows, whispered
behind their fans, and, learning my lady was in town, promptly ordered
coach or chair and were borne incontinent to my lady’s house in St.
James’s Square, each and every armed with a copy of _The Polite Monitor_,
and all eager to pour oil on the flames as lovingly as possible.

Meanwhile, Herminia, Lady Barrasdaile, that spoiled child of fortune,
having sworn at her meek maid and snubbed her doting Aunt Lucinda into
angry revolt, sat scowling at the reflection of her beauteous self in
the mirror, with this same scandalous “hateful” journal crumpled in
passionate fist.

“O mem,” wailed the faithful Betty, “if you’d only took my advice——”

“Hold your tongue, creature!”

“Yes, my lady! But if you’d only not run away——”

“Peace, devilish female!”

“Yes, mem! But I told you how ’twould——”

Here my lady launched a hairbrush, whereat Betty squealed and vanished.

“Thou’rt so wild, Herminia!” exclaimed her diminutive aunt—“so woefully,
wilfully wild! Such a masterful madcap like thy poor father before thee!”

“Would he were alive this day to ... cram this hateful thing down
somebody’s throat!” cried my lady, hurling _The Polite Monitor_ to the
floor and stamping on it.

“Aye, but whose throat, child? ’Tis what all the world will be
asking—whose?”

“Whose, indeed!” repeated my lady between white teeth. “Let me but find
him—let me but be sure!”

“Heavens, Herminia!—and what then?”

“Then, if I could find no better champion, I’d ... thrash or fight him
myself!”

“Cease, child, cease! Remit thy ravings; ’tis merest madness! Horrors,
Herminia, how——”

“O Aunt Lucy, a Gad’s name cease gasping out alliterations on me—do!”

“Fie, miss! And you with your profane oaths and vulgar swearing indeed!
Look at ye, with your great, strong body and hugeous powerful limbs! I
protest thou’rt positively——”

“Aunt, dare to call me ‘strapping’ or ‘buxom’ and I’ll set you atop of
the armoire yonder!”

“Nothing so feminine, Herminia!” retorted her very small aunt, with the
utmost courage. “Brawny’s the word! Thou’rt positively brawny, a brawn——”
Here a pantherine leap, a muffled scream, and my lady’s aunt, clasped
in my lady’s arms, was whirled to the top of a tall press in adjacent
corner, there to dangle two very small and pretty feet helplessly, to
clutch and cower and whimper to be taken down.

“’Faith, aunt,” quoth my lady, “to see you so, none would ever believe
you were a duchess and so great a lady.”

“And I don’t feel like one!” wailed the Duchess miserably. “How can I? O
Herminia ... child ... my dear, prithee take me down. If I fall——”

“You won’t fall, dear aunt—you never do!”

“I nearly did last time, minx!”

“Because you wriggled, aunt.”

“I’ll ha’ this hateful thing destroyed!” cried the Duchess, striking the
huge piece of furniture with a ridiculously small, white hand.

“Then I shall buy a bigger!” quoth my lady.

“Then I’ll leave thee, thou vixenish child!”

“But you’d come back to me, thou dear little loved aunt.”

“Aye, I should, thou great amiable wretch. Now pray lift me down like the
sweet, gentle soul thou art, Herminia.”

“Am I brawny, aunt?”

“Thou’rt a fairy elf! Take me down, child.”

“As for fighting, aunt——”

“Thou couldst not, wouldst not, thou’rt too maidenly, too tender, too
gentle ... take me down!”

“But indeed, aunt, you know I can fence better than most men—aye, as well
as Sir John Dering himself, I’ll wager.”

“That wretch! Pray lift me down, Herminia, dear.”

“’Faith, aunt, perched so, you look like a girl o’ fifteen!”

“And I’m woman of forty-five——”

“With scarce a white hair and never a wrinkle!”

“Indeed, child, I can feel ’em growing as I sit here, so prithee, my
sweet love, lift me——”

But at this moment was a hurried knock and Mrs. Betty entered, cheeks
flushed and mild eyes wider than usual.

“O my lady!” she exclaimed—“Company!”

“Betty,” cried the Duchess, “come and take me down—this moment!”

“Oh, I dessent, your Grace.... O mem, there be company below ... ladies,
mem—crowds, and gentlemen!”

“Ah!” cried my lady between clenched teeth, “so they’re here already—to
tear and rend me, dammem!”

“Herminia!” cried the Duchess, scandalised. “Herminia, fie! Herminia, for
shame! I gasp, child! Such language, miss——”

“Fits the occasion, aunt, so tush—and hush! Who’s below, Betty—the women,
I mean?”

“Well, mem, I only got a glimp’, but I ’spied my Lady Belinda Chalmers
for one——”

“That detestable rattle! Who else?”

“My Lady Prudence Bassett was with her, mem.”

“That backbiting vixen! And Mrs. Joyce Mildmay is with ’em, I’ll vow?”

“Yes, mem——”

“’Tis this devilish _Monitor_ hath brought ’em upon me, and they’re here
to condole with me—the wretches!”

“But I’m with ye, child!” quoth the Duchess from her lofty perch, whence
my lady hasted to lift her forthwith, holding her suspended in mid-air a
moment to kiss her furiously ere she set her gently down.

“God bless you, aunt, for a sweet, kind little soul! But I’ll not see
’em—yes, I will, and you shall come too! Yet no,” sighed my lady, “no,
’twere better I front their claws alone—the cats. Come you to my rescue
should they inflict themselves on me too long, dearest.” And having, with
Mrs. Betty’s deft aid, smoothed her silks and laces, having patted and
pulled at rebellious curls, my lady descended the broad stair and swept
into the great reception-room, where a group of chattering ladies rose
with one accord, chattering fond epithets, to embrace her, kiss, fondle
and stare at her with eyes that took in for future reference every item
of her apparel, every gesture, glance and flicker of her eyelash.

“My dearest Herminia, welcome back to town!” cried Lady Belinda, with a
pouncing kiss. “How vastly well you’re looking ... though a little worn,
of course ... a trifle pale, my love!”

“Pale, indeed!” sighed Lady Prudence, “and small wonder, my sweet soul,
for who would not look pale and haggard under the circumstances?”

“And such circumstances, Herminia love!” gasped Mistress Joyce,
shuddering and turning up her large blue eyes soulfully. “To think thy
fair, unblemished name should be even remotely associated with that—that
monster, Sir John Dering! My heart bleeds for thee, thou poor, injured
dear!” At this, every other lady sighed also and shuddered in unanimous
horror, while the gentlemen scowled, nodded, rapped snuff-boxes loudly,
snuffed ferociously and voiced their sentiments of indignant abhorrence.

“A dem’d, lying scandal, by heaven!” exclaimed Lord Verrian.

“A dooced scandalous lie, on my soul!” ejaculated Mr. Prescott.

“Such infernal, audacious, dem’d impertinence should not be permitted for
a dem’d moment, by Gad!” quavered fierce old Lord Aldbourne.

“Paper should be publicly burned!” quoth Captain Armitage.

“And the impudent editor-fellow instantly hanged!” added my Lord Sayle
fiercely, while divers other gentlemen said much the same and quite as
ferociously.

“You are alluding to the report in _The Monitor_, I think?” inquired my
lady serenely.

“Indeed, yes, my dearest!” answered Lady Belinda languishing. “To the—the
scandalous notice concerning you, my love, and that—that infamous Dering
creature! Needless to say, dear Herminia, we are all positively sure that
’tis basely false—a most wicked invention not worthy a moment’s credit,
though, to be sure—you was in France very lately, my sweet soul, was you
not?”

“Yes, dear Herminia,” sighed Lady Prudence, “and Mr. Scarsdale here
assures us that he met and spoke with Sir John Dering on the road between
Dieppe and Paris! Is it not so, sir?”

“Beyond all question, ladies!” answered Mr. Scarsdale, stepping forward
and bowing with a flourish. “Not only did I see Sir John, but conversed
with him——”

“Eh—eh?” cried old Lord Aldbourne pettishly, curving talon-like fingers
about his ear. “Eh, sir—cursed with him, d’ye say? What about, pray?”

“I said ‘conversed,’ my lord,” answered Mr. Scarsdale, flushing a little.

“Then dammit, sir, speak up, sir!” commanded his ancient lordship. “Be
good enough to remember that my dem’d ears are not so young as they were!”

“As I was saying,” pursued Mr. Scarsdale, making the most of the
occasion, “I met Sir John Dering by chance at a wayside inn, not twenty
miles from Paris, and had some conversation with him.”

“Why then, sir,” quoth my lady, “’tis like you saw this ‘wench,’ this
‘nymph,’ this ‘goddess in homespun’?”

“Egad, my lady,” smirked Mr. Scarsdale, “now you mention it, I did——”

“Hid?” cried Lord Aldbourne. “What did ye hide for, sir, and where?”

“My lord, I say that I caught a brief glimpse of Sir John Dering’s ‘buxom
wench’!”

“Oh, rat me, but did ye so, Scarsdale?” piped Mr. Prescott. “And was she
handsome indeed—come?”

“Let me parish, sir, if she wasn’t!” cried Mr. Scarsdale, ecstatic. “A
magnificent crayture, on my life! A plum, sir, a glorious piece——”

“We believe you, sir!” quoth Captain Armitage. “Dering ever had an
infallible eye, a most exact judgment!”

“And pray, sir, what was she like?” demanded my lady, rising and
approaching the speaker. “Be very particular. Was she dark or fair? And
her features ... her face, sir, was it round or oval——”

“She was dark, my lady, dark as night!” answered Mr. Scarsdale. “As to
her face ... her face, my lady....” Here, meeting my lady’s glance, he
faltered suddenly, his eyes opened wider, his heavy mouth gaped slightly,
and he seemed to experience some difficulty with his breath.

“Well, sir!” demanded my lady. “What was she like?”

“She was ... very beautiful ... beyond description ...” mumbled Mr.
Scarsdale, heedless of Lord Aldbourne’s vociferous demands that he would
“speak up and be dem’d!”

“Was I there?” questioned my lady relentlessly.

“No, no ... no, indeed, madam.”

“And yet you saw me!” She laughed scornfully and turned her back upon his
pitiable discomfiture. “For, O dear friends,” she cried, “dear my loving
friends, for once our _Monitor_ doth not lie! Aye, indeed, ’tis all
true—every word on’t. I was the serving-wench Mr. Scarsdale was so kind
to favour with his notice—’tis all true!”

“Heaven save us!” ejaculated Lady Belinda faintly, then uttered a
stifled scream and closed her eyes. “I sink!” she gasped. “I swoon! O my
poor Herminia, beware! Think, mem, think what you are saying! Oh, I am
shocked.... ’Tis dreadful!”

But here my lady laughed joyously, while all watched her in more or less
scandalised amaze—all save Mr. Scarsdale, who was mopping damp brow in
corner remote.

Her merriment subsiding, my lady arose and, standing before them, proud
head aloft, told her tale.

“Some of you know that I have long entertained the deepest animosity
against Sir John Dering, and with just cause——”

“We did!” quoth Lady Belinda, tossing her head.

“We do, madam!” answered Captain Armitage gravely.

“And most of you are, I think, acquainted with that impetuous boy,
Viscount Templemore, who, inspired by some rash word of mine concerning
Sir John Dering, started for Paris with some wild notion of becoming my
champion and forcing Sir John to fight him. Hearing of this madness, I
set off in immediate pursuit, but my coach broke down and, thus delayed,
and to while away a dreary hour, I wrapped myself in my maid’s cloak
and walked out to watch the moon rise, and thus, by the merest chance,
met Sir John himself, who, it seemed, had left Paris ere the duel could
take place. All of you, I think, are aware of Sir John’s overweening
pride and arrogance, and I determined to make this fortuitous meeting a
means of humbling his pride and trampling his lofty self-esteem in the
dust. Judge now if I have succeeded or no! Sir John mistook me for a
serving-maid, whereupon I acted the part of shy, country simpleton to
such perfection—Mr. Scarsdale saw me in the part, you’ll remember, and
was equally deceived—were you not, Mr. Scarsdale?”

But that gentleman had softly and discreetly taken his departure.

“Well, dear my friends, the end of it was, I very soon had Sir John
sighing and languishing to such degree that I ran away with him——”

“Madam!” exclaimed Lady Belinda.

“O heavens!” gasped Lady Prudence.

“Until he thought me safe, and then—I ran away from him—left him, with
a flea in his ear, disconsolate—to mourn and seek his shy, humble,
rustical wench as he is doubtless doing at this very moment——”

“Tee-hee!” laughed ancient Lord Aldbourne, slapping feeble knee with
veinous hand. “Dering—that terror o’ husbands! Hee-he! Oh, sink me!
Jilted, bilked and made a dem’d, everlasting fool of by a serving-wench!
Oh, split me!” And my lord laughed until he choked, and would have rolled
to the floor but for the Captain’s ready arm.

And now, as she turned, my lady found my Lord Sayle beside her.

“By heaven, madam,” he exclaimed, his assurance no whit abated, “I
protest ’twas marvellous well done, egad! We entertained an angel
unawares; ’twas your divine self that honoured us, after all, then.”

“Indeed, sir!” she retorted in fierce scorn, “and ’twas your base self
that I scorned then, as I do now—and ever shall!” And she left him to
scowl after her while the room buzzed with talk and laughter.

“That Dering, of all men, should be so flammed! O monstrous rich!”

“When this gets round ... alas, poor Sir John! Ha, ha!”

“Poor Dering ... every coffee-house in town will ring with the tale!”

“He will never dare show his face in London after this!” etc. etc., until
the long room echoed again.

Then the tall, folding doors were opened almost unnoticed, and a gorgeous
menial solemnly announced:

“Sir John Dering!”




CHAPTER XVII

HOW SIR JOHN DERING CAME BACK TO MAYFAIR


For a moment, it seemed, none spoke or moved; all faces turned towards
the slender, elegant figure on the threshold, where stood Sir John, his
most exquisite self. Thus he entered amid a strange hush, a silence
broken only by the tap of his high-heeled shoes; and, aware of the
many staring eyes, saw only those of her who stood drawn to her noble
height, in all the dignity of laces and brocade; and, very conscious of
the latent hostility all about him, advanced down the long room with a
leisured ease, apparently totally unconscious of all save my lady and his
serene and placid self.

Haughty and unbending she stood to meet him, with no smile of greeting,
no hand to welcome him. Thus his bow was of the deepest and his voice of
the gentlest when he spoke.

“My Lady Barrasdaile, this is a moment I have oft dreamed on, and, by my
soul, madam, now that I see you at last, your face and form remind me
powerfully of one whom I found—and have lost awhile! My lady, behold your
most faithful, obedient, grateful servant!”

For a long moment she viewed him with a vague disquiet, then, as she thus
hesitated, the doors were thrown wide to admit the diminutive Duchess,
very dignified as became her rank, and mounted upon a pair of extremely
high-heeled shoes; at whose advent went up a murmur of polite salutation,
backs were dutifully bent, handkerchiefs fluttered, and gowns billowed to
elaborate curtsys; in the midst of which my lady spoke:

“Dear aunt, you come pat to the occasion as usual! Permit me to present
to you Sir John Dering. Sir John, the Duchess of Connington!”

A moment of utter stillness—a dramatic moment wherein noble gentlemen
gazed dumbly expectant and fair ladies thrilled and palpitated in
delightful suspense while the Duchess, that small yet potent arbiter,
scrutinised Sir John in silent appraisement; at last, smiling, she
reached forth her hand.

“Welcome to town, Sir John!” said she as he bowed low above her very
small fingers.

Gentlemen breathed again, ladies fanned themselves and chattered; the
fiat had gone forth: Her Grace of Connington had received the “dreadful
creature,” who consequently could not be too dreadful for Mayfair.

Thus Sir John was duly presented to ladies who blushed and simpered,
drooped tremulous lashes, languished soulfully or frowned austerely
according to which best became her particular type of beauty; and to
gentlemen who bowed and protested themselves his devoted, humble, etc.,
until he found himself confronted by one, a fierce-eyed gentleman with
one arm in a sling, this, who surveyed him from head to foot with an
expression of arrogant contempt.

“Sir John Dering, is it,” he demanded, “or Mr. Derwent—which?”

“You may have your choice, sir,” answered Sir John pleasantly, “for
each of ’em is equally at your service the moment you feel yourself
sufficiently recovered, my lord!” And Sir John made to pass on, but Lord
Sayle interposed, his air more threatening than ever. Quoth he:

“Sir John Dering, or Derwent, or whatever name you happen to be
using—last time we met, sir——”

“To be sure,” smiled Sir John amiably, “I advised your lordship to take
fencing lessons——”

“Tee-hee!” screeched old Lord Aldbourne suddenly. “Hee-ha! Fencing
lessons! Oh, smite me!”

Sir John slipped nimbly aside just in time to escape my Lord Sayle’s
passionate fist; then the two were borne apart amid an indignant whirl of
embroidered coat-skirts.

“Shame, my lord, shame!” cried half a dozen voices, while ladies
screamed, moaned, grew hysterical, and made instant preparation to swoon
in their most becoming attitudes.

“O Ged!” screeched Lord Aldbourne above the hubbub, “I never saw such a
dem’d disgraceful exhibition in all my dem’d life! Sayle, you must be
mad or dem’d drunk, sir ... in a ladies’ drawing-room full o’ the dear
creeters ... oh, dem!” And then, high-pitched, cold and merciless rose my
lady’s voice.

“My Lord Sayle, pray have the goodness to retire. Your manners are better
suited to your country taverns. Begone, sir, ere I summon my servants!”

In the awful silence that ensued, my Lord Sayle stared vaguely about him
like one stupefied with amazement, then, striding to the open door, he
stood striving for coherent speech, and when at last utterance came, he
stammered thickly:

“You ... you shall regret ... bitterly ... bitterly! Aye, let me perish
but you shall!” Then, flinging up his uninjured arm in passionate menace,
he turned and was gone.




CHAPTER XVIII

HOW SIR JOHN DERING WENT A-WOOING


My Lord Sayle’s abrupt departure sufficed to break up the assembly;
my lords and ladies having been very delightfully amused, interested,
thrilled and shocked by the varied incidents of the last crowded hour,
hasted to be gone, eager to recapitulate the whole story (with numerous
additions, to be sure) to the astounded ears of those unfortunates who
had missed so singular an occasion.

Thus, while my lady bade adieu to her guests (each and all more her
doting friends and obedient humble servants than ever), Sir John
presently found himself alone with the Duchess in a curtained alcove, and
stooping, took her so small hand ere she was aware to kiss it with such
reverence that she actually flushed.

“O heavens, sir!” she exclaimed. “Pray, why so—so infinite impressive?”

“Madam,” he answered gravely, “despite the evil that is told of me, with
more or less truth, alas, you were generous! Having the power to abase
me, you mercifully chose to lift me up. Pray believe that my gratitude is
yours, now and ever!”

“Indeed,” said she, noting his earnest face, “you are strangely unlike
the Sir John Dering I anticipated. Your—your reputation, sir——”

“Aye, my reputation!” he repeated wearily. “’Faith, madam,’tis my incubus
that hath me in a strangle-gripe. For years I have endured it with a
fool’s content, but now when I would be rid on’t I may not. ’Tis a
haunting shadow, a demon mocking my best endeavours. Evil is naturally
expected of me, virtue—never. Indeed, you behold in me the poor victim
of a relentless fate——”

“Fate, sir?” cried a scornful voice, and my Lady Herminia stepped into
the alcove.

“Even so, madam!” he answered, rising to bow.

“Heaven preserve us!” she exclaimed. “Do you dare put the onus of your
own misdemeanours upon Fate?”

“Nay, then,” he answered, “let us call it Fortune, madame, since Fortune
is—feminine, and esteemed ever a fickle jade!”

“So, sir, having contrived yourself an evil notoriety, you would turn
cynic and rail upon Fate, it seems!”

“Nay, madam, cursed by cruel Fortune, I am become a Man o’ Sentiment and
find in simple things the great and good content: the carolling bird, the
springing flower, the rippling brook, these have charms the which——”

“Tush, sir, you grow lyrical, which becometh you most vilely.”

“Fie, Herminia!” cried the Duchess. “Hold thy teasing tongue, miss.
Sir John is right, indeed—I myself love to hear the carolling brook—I
mean the rippling bird—— There, see how you ha’ fluttered me! Sit down,
Herminia—do! And you, Sir John! Be seated—both o’ you, instead of
standing to stare on each other like—like two fond fools foolishly fond!
So! Now, surely, Sir John, a man’s reputation is his own, to make or mar?”

“Nay, ’faith, your Grace, doth not a man’s reputation make or mar him,
rather? And whence cometh reputation but of our friends and enemies who
judge us accordingly. So the world knows us but as they report. Thus, he
or she that would be held immaculate should consort solely with dogs or
horses that ha’ not the curse of speech.”

Here my lady sighed wearily and began to tap with impatient foot.

“Herminia, hush!” exclaimed the Duchess. “Hush and flap not fidgeting
foot, miss. How think you of Sir John’s argument?”

“I think, aunt, that Sir John, according to Sir John, doth make of Sir
John a creature so unjustly defamed that one might look to see Sir
John sprout wings to waft good Sir John from this so wicked world. And
pray, Sir John, may we ask to what we owe the unexpected honour of your
presence here?”

“Alas, madam,” he sighed, “to what but matrimony! I am here in the matter
of marriage.”

The Duchess gasped and strove to rise, but her niece’s compelling hand
restrained her.

“Pray, sir, whose marriage?”

“My own, madam. You behold me ready to wed you how, when and where you
will.”

“Oh, then,” quavered the Duchess, “oh, pray, sir, ere you continue—I’ll
begone.... Herminia, suffer me to rise——”

“Nay, dear aunt, rather shall you suffer along with me——”

“Loose me, love!” implored the Duchess. “Unhand me, Herminia; I will not
remain.... I cannot—so awkward for Sir John ... for me! Oh, horrors,
Herminia!”

“Horrors indeed, dear aunt, but we’ll bear ’em together.”

“But—O child! A proposal—and I here! So indelicate! I’m all of a twitter,
I vow!”

“So am I, aunt. So shalt thou sit here with me and hear Sir John’s
comedy out, poor though it be. And Sir John ever performs better with an
audience, I’ll vow!”

“O sir,” wailed the little Duchess helplessly, “you see how I’m
constrained! Herminia is so—so strapping and strong! I may not stir,
indeed!”

“Aunt!”

“And brutishly brawny, sir.”

“Aunt Lucinda!”

“Ha!” exclaimed Sir John. “A most excellent phrase, your Grace!” And out
came his memorandum forthwith. “‘Bewitching but brutishly brawny is she!’
Here is metre with an alliterative descriptiveness very delightfully
arresting! And now, mesdames, I am hither come most solemnly to sue the
hand of my Lady Barrasdaile in marriage——”

“Then,” she retorted angrily, “all things considered, sir, I demand to
know how you dare?”

“Not lightly, madam, believe me,” he answered gravely; “but matrimony
no longer daunts me. Having made up my mind to’t, I am ready to face it
undismayed, to endure unflinching——”

“Sir, you insult me!”

“Madam, if I do, you are the first and only woman I have so insulted.”

“Remember the past, sir—its horrors——”

“Think of the future, madam, its joys. As my wife——”

“Heaven save and deliver me, sir!” she exclaimed scornfully. “Do you for
one moment imagine I would contemplate a situation so extreme horrid?”

“But indeed, my lady, despite what the cynics say, marriage hath much to
commend it. More especially a union ’twixt you and me, our natures being
so extreme the opposite of each other.”

“That, indeed, is true, I thank heaven!” she nodded.

“Alas, yes, my lady. You being of a somewhat violent, shall we
say—ungovernable temper——”

“Too tragically true!” murmured the Duchess behind her fan.

“Aunt, pray be silent!”

“The _armoire_, child!”

“Do not distract me, aunt. Sir, you are an insolent impertinent!”

“But of a nature serenely calm, madam, to temper your excessive cholers.
Indeed, we are each other’s opposites, for whiles you are something
ungentle, very headstrong, extreme capricious and vastly vindictive, I
am——”

“Utterly detestable, sir!” she cried indignantly. “Enough—enough! Good
Gad! must I sit and hear you thus abuse me? Forbid it, heaven! Is it
not enough affliction that my name should be coupled with yours in the
scandalous columns of an infamous journal?”

“Can you possibly mean _The Polite Monitor_, madam?” he sighed.

“What else, sir? And you ha’ read the hateful thing as a matter of
course!”

“No, my lady. I wrote it.”

“You, Sir John!” exclaimed the Duchess.

“You—’twas you?” cried my lady.

“Myself!” quoth Sir John. “’Twas writ in haste and hath small merit, I
fear, and little to commend it, but such as ’tis——”

“Commend it!” cried my lady. “Commend it! Oh, this is too much; you
are insufferable! Sir John Dering, you weary me; you may retire!” And
magnificently disdainful, she arose.

Sir John’s bow was Humility manifest.

“Madam,” sighed he, “I am now as ever your ladyship’s most obedient,
humble servant. I go—yet first o’ your mercy and in justice to myself,
pray tell us when ’twill be?”

“What, sir, in heaven’s name?”

“Our wedding. When will you marry me, Herminia?”

“Never—oh, never!” she cried passionately. “I had rather die first!”

“Alas, Herminia, for your so passionate refusal!” he mourned. “Tush, my
lady, for your choice o’ death! And for thy so arrogant, unruly self—fare
thee well. So must I to the country there to seek my Rose.... O Rose o’
love, my fragrant Rose.... God keep thee, my Lady Herminia, and teach
thee more of gentleness. Duchess, most generous of women—adieu!”

So saying, Sir John bowed, and, wistful and despondent, took his
departure.

“Aunt,” cried her ladyship, when they were alone, “in heaven’s name, why
did you?”

“Why did I what, miss?”

“Receive that—that—man?”

“Perhaps because he—is a man, Herminia. Perhaps because he is the man to
mould and master you. Perhaps because of his wistful, wondering, woman’s
eyes. Perhaps because you—wished me to—ha! Why must ye blush, child, pink
as a peony, I vow?”




CHAPTER XIX

TELLS HOW SIR JOHN WENT “BEAR-BAITING”


From St. James’s Square Sir John directed his chair to an address in
Mount Street, and was so fortunate as to meet Captain Armitage stepping
forth to take the air; hereupon they flourished their hats at each other,
bowed, and thereafter stood at gaze.

“Armitage,” quoth Sir John, “time worketh change and five years is a long
time!”

“Dering,” answered the Captain, with his pleasant smile, “five years
shall be as many hours—minutes, if ye’ll have it so!”

“Tommy!” exclaimed Sir John, and held out his hand.

“Jack!” exclaimed the Captain, and shook it heartily. “’S life!” cried
he. “’S death! Egad!... ’od rat me but this is infinite well, upon my
soul it is! Are ye home for good?”

“I hope so, Tom.” Then, having paid his chairmen, Sir John slipped a hand
within the Captain’s arm and they walked on together.

“Tom,” said he, gently interrupting his companion’s joyous reminiscences
of their schoolboy escapades and later follies—“Tommy, art minded for a
little gentle sport?”

“Anything ye will, Jack,” answered the Captain eagerly, “for, demme, the
town’s dead at this hour ... a curst dog-hole, rat me! Say the word and
I’m yours. What’s to do?”

“Bear-baiting, Tom.”

“Hey? Bear-baiting? What the——”

“D’ye happen to know which particular coffee-house my Lord Sayle
affects?”

“Eh—Sayle?” repeated the Captain, halting suddenly. “Sayle, is it? Oh,
demme! D’ye mean——”

“My Lord Sayle!” nodded Sir John.

“But ... bear-baiting, Jack? O man, Lord love ye, ’tis pure to ha’ ye
back; the town’s alive again, or will be, burn me if ’twon’t! Sayle, eh?
So soon, Jack! Egad, ’tis like ye!... Bear-baiting. Oh, demme!” And the
Captain halted again to laugh.

“And which coffee-house, Tom——”

“Why, y’ see, Jack, the fellow’s not dared show his face in town o’ late
in consequence o’ that last ‘affair’ of his with poor young Torwood ...
but ... I remember him at Will’s, last year, aye, and Lockett’s.”

To Will’s coffee-house accordingly they directed their steps, and here,
as luck would have it, found the unconscious object of their quest.

My Lord Sayle was in a corner of the long room, his back to the door and
surrounded by gentlemen who sipped their various beverages, snuffed or
sucked at their long, clay pipes, while drawers hovered silently to and
fro, obedient to their commands; thus Sir John and the Captain entered
almost unnoticed, and, securing an adjacent table, Sir John ordered a
bottle of burgundy.

“Burgundy—O Ged!” demurred the Captain.

“You shan’t drink it, Tom!” murmured Sir John.

My Lord Sayle, as one who had more than once killed “his man,” and was,
moreover, reputed to be in high favour at court just at present, was
assured of a respectfully attentive audience wheresoever he went.

Behold him, then, the room being oppressively warm, ensconced beside an
open window and seated between his inseparable companions, Sir Roland
Lingley, slim and pallid, and Major Orme, red and a little corpulent, and
surrounded by divers other fine gentlemen who listened with more or less
languid interest while he held forth on the heinous crime of smuggling.

“But, my lord,” ventured a mild gentleman in a Ramillie wig, “surely
there are worse sins than smuggling?”

“Ha, d’ye think so, sir, d’ye think so?” demanded my lord pettishly.
“Then ’tis so much the less to your credit, sir. Damme, sir, how dare ye
think so! I say smuggling is a damnable crime and shall be put down with
a strong hand, sir! With relentless determination, and, begad, sir, I’m
the man to do it. I’ll purge Sussex yet ere I’m done, aye—I will so!”

“But, my lord, I—I happen to know something of Sussex and——”

“And what’s this to me, sir?”

“Only that I understand the traffic is widespread and the Sussex
smugglers are accounted desperate fellows and very cunning, as——”

“And I tell ye, sir, they are demn’d rogues and may be desperate as they
will, but I’ll break ’em! Aye, by heaven, I will if I have to call in the
soldiery and shoot ’em down!”

“’Twould be a little arbitrary, sir!” ventured the mild gentleman again.

“Arbitrary, sir—good! Such ha’ been my methods all my life and always
will be. Have ye any other observations to offer, sir?”

“No, my lord,” answered the mild gentleman.

“Then I’ll ha’ you know there are others besides smuggling rascals that
I’ll deal with ... others, aye ... just so soon as my arm permits. And my
method with them shall be just as arbitrary and—more to the point, sir,
the point!” And my lord tapped the hilt of his small-sword.

“Tommy,” exclaimed Sir John at this juncture, “’tis devilish sour wine,
this! The properest place for’t is—out o’ the window!” And, with a
wide-armed, backward swing he sent the contents of his glass showering
over the flaxen wig, wide shoulders and broad back of my Lord Sayle.

A gasping oath of angry amazement; a moment of horrified silence....

“What, have I sprinkled some one, Tom?” questioned Sir John and, glancing
over his shoulder, he seemed to notice my lord for the first time and
laughed. “Why, ’tis no matter, Tom,” quoth he lightly, “’twas only that
fellow Sayle. Shall we try another bottle?”

My Lord Sayle’s chair was hurled aside, and he turned to leap at the
speaker, but recoiled before the thrust of a gold-mounted cane.

“Sir,” said Sir John, stabbing him off, “since no ladies are present
you ha’ my permission to swear until you weary, but you will do it at a
distance—remain where you are—sir!”

My lord promptly cursed and swore until he had raved himself breathless.

“Tut, sir, tut-tut!” smiled Sir John. “Don’t bluster from the coward’s
castle of an injured arm; come to me when you can mishandle your sword
and I’ll send you back to bed again.... I think we’ll make it your right
leg next time——”

At this, my lord’s frenzy broke forth anew, a wild torrent of oaths,
vituperations and murderous threats, while Sir John, holding him off with
his cane, watched him with a serene satisfaction until once again my lord
was constrained to pause for breath; whereupon Sir John continued:

“Give me leave to tell you, my Lord Sayle, that I account you a thing
begotten in evil hour merely to cast a shadow i’ the sun ... hold off, my
lord! ... and esteem you of no more account. At the same time, I seize
this occasion to state publicly ... pray, keep your distance, my lord!
... that I, John Dering, being a man o’ sentiment and also of action, do
solemnly pledge myself to harass you on every available occasion until
I either ha’ the happiness of driving you out o’ the country or the
misfortune to kill you.”

Here my lord, becoming articulate again, roared and shouted for his
sword, vowing he would fight left-handed. But now, despite the mad and
terrible fury that shook him and the fell purpose that glared in his eyes
as he raved thus, threatening death and damnation, clutching vainly at
Sir John’s elusive cane and stamping in baffled rage, the contrast was
so ludicrous that some one tittered nervously and then came laughter—an
hysterical roaring, peal on peal, that nothing might check or subdue.
Even the mild gentleman had caught the contagion and laughed until his
Ramillie wig was all askew and himself doubled up, groaning in helpless
mirth.

Even when my Lord Sayle, reeling like a drunken man, was half led, half
carried out by his friends, the company rocked and howled, hooted and
groaned, slapped themselves and each other, wailing in faint, cracked
voices: thus their Gargantuan laughter waxed and grew until came the
drawers to peep and gape; until pedestrians in the street below paused to
stare and wonder.

“O Jack ... O Jack!” wailed Captain Armitage. “Hold me ... hit me, a
mercy’s name.... Sayle ... vowing to ha’ y’r blood and ... clutching at
a cane that ... wasn’t there!... Swearing hell and fury and dancing ...
like a ... dem’d marionette! O Lord! ‘Begotten to be a shadow,’ says
you!... ‘We’ll make it your ... right leg ... next time!’ Oh, rat me,
Jack!...”

“By heaven,” gasped the mild gentleman, “here’s a tale! Every
coffee-house will be ... cackling with’t. My lord’s loved none too well
... first on one leg, then ... on t’other....”

Presently, taking advantage of the general uproar, Sir John hasted to
retire, followed by the Captain, still breathless but eager.

“Ha’ ye any other bears to bait, Jack?” he inquired as they descended to
the street.

“Not at present, Tom.”

“So much the worse,” the Captain sighed. “Howbeit, I’ll not part with
thee; we’ll see the night out together. First, dinner at the Piazza, and
then——”

“Thank’ee no, Tom! I’ve affairs——”

“Aha—is she very fair?”

“I’m a man o’ business, Tom, and am in town for but a short time.”

“Why, then, where are ye living, Jack?”

“At High Dering.”

“Good Ged—the country!” exclaimed Captain Armitage, visibly shocked. “And
y’ are going back again to rusticate—you, of all men!”

“Immediately.”

“Cabbages and mangold-wurzels!” murmured the Captain. “Amazing!
Unless—aha, some rustic nymph, perchance—some village Venus, eh, Jack?”

“Nay, Tom, smugglers and an ancient witch, rather. But what do you do
these days?”

“Naught i’ the world since I inherited save play the fool generally and
make love to ‘the Barrasdaile,’ as the fashion is. And——”

“Sounds lamentably dreary, Tom.”

“It is, Jack, it is!” sighed the Captain. “One wearies of everything, and
‘the Barrasdaile’ hath no heart! And, talking of her, she flammed and
tricked thee finely, it seems!”

“She did, Tom. You’ve heard the tale, then?”

“Aye, Jack, who hasn’t? ’Twill be all over town by this, i’ faith, but
your ears should tingle, for ’twas demnably against you! Disguised, Jack
... dressed in her woman’s clothes and you all unsuspecting, ha-ha!”

“And ’twas she told you, was it?”

“Herself, Jack, this afternoon just before you made your dem’d dramatic
appearance. And, rat me, but ’twas pure! She had us all roaring with
laughter at thy expense, old lad ... demme, even the women forgot to
be scandalised. To ha’ flammed you of all men! She must ha’ played the
country innocent marvellous well!”

“She must indeed, Tom.”

“Ye see, Jack, she never forgives——”

“A bad habit, Tom!”

“Aye!” nodded the Captain. “And ’tis plain to see she hates thee—even
yet!”

“And that is worse!” sighed Sir John.

“And she’s dev’lish clever and quick—for all her size. Aye, a passionate
creeter ... a goddess ... all fire, Jack, or freezing cold ... she’ll
never”—here the Captain sighed heavily—“no, she’ll never marry me, ’tis
sure—although——”

“Never, Tom!”

“Oh, begad!” exclaimed the Captain, startled. “Sink me, but ye seem dem’d
sure about it!”

“Tommy, I am!”

“And why, pray?”

“Because if she ever marries any one, that one will be me.”

“You—you, Jack! You of all men?” stammered the Captain.

“Myself!”

“Good Ged!” gasped the Captain. “But——”

“Good-bye!” quoth Sir John, and, seizing his companion’s hand, he shook
it heartily and went his airy way, leaving the Captain to stare after him
quite dumbfounded.




CHAPTER XX

HOW SIR JOHN PLEDGED HIS WORD: WITH SOME DESCRIPTION OF THE PROPERTIES OF
SNUFF


The ancient town of Lewes was a-throng, its High Street full of cheery
bustle. Here were squires and gentry in lace and velvet, farmers and
yeomen in broadcloth and homespun, drovers and shepherds in smock-frocks
and leggings; spurs jingled, whips cracked, staves and crooks wagged and
flourished in salutation; horsemen and pedestrians jostled one another
good-naturedly, exchanging news or shouting jovial greetings; wains and
waggons creaked and rumbled, wheels rattled and hoofs stamped, a blithe
riot of sounds, for it was market-day.

Now presently, down the hill from London, past the ancient church of
St. Mary Westout, drove an elegant travelling-carriage, its panels
resplendent with an escutcheon well known hereabouts, for, beholding
it, all folk, both gentle and peasant, hasted to make way; so the
blood-horses were reined up and the great chariot came to a stand before
the portals of the ‘White Hart’ inn, whereupon it was surrounded by a
crowd eager for sight of the grand personage whose rank and fame lifted
him so high above the vulgar herd.

My Lord Sayle, being in a very black and evil humour, paid scant heed to
the shy and somewhat perfunctory greeting accorded him by the spectators,
but strode into the inn without deigning a glance right or left.

Forth hasted the bowing landlord to usher his distinguished guest to the
best chamber; and my lord, scowling and mumchance, was about to mount
the wide stairway when a young gentleman, descending in somewhat of a
hurry, had the misfortune to jostle my Lord Sayle’s wounded arm, and
was murmuring an apology when my lord interrupted him with a roar that,
almost immediately, made them the centre of a curious, gaping crowd, the
which served but to inflame my lord the more, and he raged until the
place echoed of him.

“Damn ye, sir,” he ended, “if ye were a man instead of a whey-faced lad
I’d give myself the joy of killing ye at the earliest moment!”

“Sir,” retorted the unfortunate young gentleman, becoming paler still, “I
venture to regard myself as a man, none the less——”

“Ha, do ye, sir—do ye, indeed?” sneered my lord. “Tell him who I am,
somebody!” This information being eagerly accorded, the young gentleman
appeared to quail, and was about to speak when down the stair sped a
young and beautiful woman.

“Jasper—O Jasper!” she cried; then, facing the company wide-eyed and
pallid with terror, “Gentlemen,” she pleaded, “my Jasper meant no
offence—none, indeed——”

“Then let him make suitable apology!” quoth my lord grimly.

“You hear, Jasper—you hear?”

“My lord,” said the pale young gentleman, his lips painfully a-tremble,
“I’ll see you damned first!”

At this the lady screamed, the company murmured and my lord scowled.

“Sir,” quoth he, “have the goodness to send your card to me upstairs! In
three weeks or a month, I shall call you to account for your ill-mannered
temerity—and your blood be on your own head!” So saying, my Lord Sayle
strode up the stair, leaving the unfortunate young gentleman to support
his half-swooning companion into an adjacent chamber amid the sympathetic
murmurs of the company.

It was now that a second carriage drew up before the inn, an extremely
dusty vehicle this, and so very plain as to excite no more notice than
did the slender, soberly clad person who lightly descended therefrom,
a very ordinary-looking person indeed, except perhaps for a certain
arrogant tilt of the chin and the brilliance of his long-lashed eyes.

Scarce had his foot touched pavement than he was greeted by a tall,
square-shouldered man, extremely neat and precise as to attire, who
escorted him forthwith into the inn.

“Well, Robert,” said Sir John—or rather, Mr. Derwent—when they had found
a corner sufficiently sequestered, “I rejoice to be back; these few days
of town ha’ sufficed. To your true man o’ sentiment, Rusticity hath a
thousand charms, Bob. You agree, I think?”

“I do, sir.”

“Old Mr. Dumbrell, for instance. He is well, I trust, Robert, and——”

“They are, your honour!”

“And how go matters at High Dering?”

“Fairly quiet, sir.”

“You have persevered in the harassing tactics I suggested in regard to
our Mr. Sturton?”

“With the utmost per-sistence, sir.”

“You quite understand that I—ha! I hear a woman weeping, surely?”

“Chamber in your rear, sir, door on your right,” answered Robert the
Imperturbable; and he briefly recounted the incident of the unfortunate
young gentleman.

“Perfect!” sighed Sir John. “Not vainly have I driven these weary miles
in my Lord Sayle’s dust. Let us relieve the lady’s anxiety at once,
Robert!” With a gentle, perfunctory rap, Sir John opened the door in
question and beheld the unfortunate young gentleman on his knees beside
the settle, striving vainly to comfort her who lay there in tearful
misery.

“If he kills thee, Jasper—if he should kill thee!” she sobbed.

“Nay, dearest—beloved, he may not be so terrible as they say ... he may
but wound me——” Here the young gentleman sprang to his feet as Sir John
spoke.

“Pray, forgive this intrusion, but I come to quell this lady’s
apprehensions, to bid her weep no more. For, sir, you cannot possibly
fight my Lord Sayle——”

“But, sir—sir,” stammered the pale young gentleman, “I ... it seems I
must. I have already accepted——”

“No matter, sir,” answered Sir John. “You cannot possibly cross steel
with my Lord Sayle until I have had that pleasure, since mine is the
prior claim, as I will instantly make apparent if you will trouble to
step upstairs with me.”

“But, sir ... I ... I don’t understand,” murmured the young gentleman.
“Pray, whom have I the honour to address?”

“My name is Dering, sir, John Dering—at your service.”

“Dering!” exclaimed the young gentleman. “Sir John Dering of Dering?”

“Oh!” cried the lady, clasping trembling hands. “The duellist?”

Sir John bowed.

“And my name is Markham, sir——”

“Why, then, Mr. Markham, if you will accompany me upstairs——”

“Willingly, sir,” answered Mr. Markham.

“O Jasper!” cried the lady. “He ... you are not going to—fight?”

“No, no, dearest!”

“Madam,” said Sir John in his gentlest voice, “I pledge my word this
gentleman shall not fight my Lord Sayle now or at any other time——”

“You—oh, you are sure, sir?”

“Upon my soul and honour, madam!”

“Then go, Jasper, if you must. But be not long or I shall swoon or run
mad!”

“She ... my wife is ... is not ... very strong, sir,” stammered the young
gentleman as they ascended the broad stair with the imperturbable Robert
at their heels.

“And so very young, sir!” said Sir John sympathetically.

My Lord Sayle was at wine, supported by his two companions, Sir Roland
Lingley and Major Orme, and surrounded by young bloods and country beaux
who hearkened to his dicta eagerly and viewed with eyes of awesome envy
this man who had flashed his terrible steel so often. My lord, used to
such hero-worship, condescended to unbend, and was animadverting for
their behoof upon the delicate point as to how and when and why to take
up a quarrel, when he became aware of a stir at the door, of a quick,
light footstep, of a holly-stick that with sudden, graceful twirl swept
decanter and glasses crashing to the floor in splintered ruin, of a face
delicately pale and lighted by a pair of long-lashed eyes that glared
down at him, and of Sir John Dering’s high-pitched, drawling, hated voice:

“If there is any one present who feels himself in the very least
affronted, I shall be most happy to accommodate him on the spot!” And,
dropping the holly-stick, Sir John drew sword, before whose glitter the
company drew back as one man.

“And who the devil might you be?” demanded a voice.

“My name, sirs, is John Dering, and I am here to tell Mr. Markham in your
presence that he cannot fight my Lord Sayle since I have the prior claim,
a claim I will forgo to no man breathing. I am here also to tell you,
gentlemen of Sussex, that I stand solemnly pledged to drive my Lord Sayle
out o’ the country or eventually kill him—whichsoever he desire, for——”

Here my Lord Sayle, who had remained like one entranced, staring up into
the fiercely scornful eyes above him, succeeded in breaking the spell at
last, and, roaring a savage curse, picked up the first thing to hand,
which happened to be a snuff-box, and hurled it at his tormentor. But Sir
John, ever watchful, avoided the missile, which, striking an inoffensive
gentleman on the head, deluged him and those adjacent with snuff, a
choking, blinding shower.

Hereupon, clapping perfumed handkerchief to nostrils, Sir John took up
the holly-stick, slipped his hand within Mr. Markham’s arm and sped from
the room, leaving wild tumult and uproar behind.

Upon the landing, while he paused to sheathe his sword, the imperturbable
Robert took occasion to transfer the door-key from inside to out, and
having locked the gasping, groaning, cursing sufferers securely in,
followed his master downstairs.

“Sir, how——” gasped Mr. Markham between his sneezes. “Sir John, how may I
... a-tish ... express my depths of—gratitude?”

“By hastening back to her who will be growing anxious for you, sir——”

“Aye, I will—I will, sir!” cried Mr. Markham. “You see, sir, she ... I
... we are hoping ... expecting ... a-tisha! ... d’you understand, Sir
John?”

“And give ye joy o’ the event, Mr. Markham. My heartiest congratulations
and best ... asha!” Here Sir John sneezed violently in turn. “My
best—aho—wishes for you and her and—it, sir!”

“Sir John,” quoth Mr. Markham, grasping his hand, “should it be ...
a-tish! ... a boy, sir, one of his names, if you’ll permit, shall be ...
a-hoosh! ... John, sir!”

“Mr. Markham, I ... I feel myself extreme ... shassho ... honoured, sir.
My felicitations to your lady, and good-bye!”

“Robert,” quoth Sir John, when his sneezing had somewhat abated,
“they seem to be making a confounded disturbance upstairs! What’s that
hammering, I wonder?”

“Gentlemen a-trying to get out, I opine, sir!”

“To get out, Bob?”

“Precisely, sir. You see, I happened to lock ’em in, your honour.”

“Oh, did you, egad? Then we’d best be off and away before they break out.
Are the horses ready?”

“All ready, sir—this way!”

So presently, having mounted in the yard, they rode off along the busy
street and, winning clear of the traffic, set spurs to their spirited
animals and had soon left the historic town of Lewes behind them. Yet
often Sir John must turn to view this ancient town, seeming to drowse
in the afternoon’s heat, its many-hued roofs of tile and thatch topped
here and there by grey church spires; and over all the castle, with its
embattled walls and towers, its mighty keep rising in grim majesty, hoary
with age but glorious in decay.




CHAPTER XXI

OF GEORGE POTTER, HIS WHISTLE


“Regarding Mr. Sturton,” said Sir John, reining his horse to a walk when
the old town had sunk from view behind them, “you perfectly understand,
Robert, that I wish to give him sufficient rope to very thoroughly hang
himself?”

“Pre-cisely, sir!”

“He hath no suspicions as yet of our identity?”

“None whatever, sir.”

“’Tis pity I declared my name at the inn yonder, Robert.”

“Why, I don’t see, sir, how Mr. Sturton is going to find out as you’re
Sir John Dering—I mean, that Mr. Derwent is Sir John Dering, or that Sir
John Dering is Mr. Derwent, or that your honour is ekally both and each
other, the very same i-dentical person both together at the very same,
pre-cise moment, sir.”

“It certainly sounds sufficiently involved, Bob. But I will confess the
man puzzles me. I have even troubled to go through his accounts with my
lawyers and they seem perfectly in order—and yet I know him for a rogue
... and, moreover, he knocked me into a ditch and called me a ‘lad’!”

“Lorramity!” exclaimed Robert, his imperturbability momentarily shaken.

“The term ‘lad’ rankles, Bob: the ditch I heartily forgive him,
but—‘lad’!”

“The ex-pression, sir, so applied strikes me as blass-phemious, your
honour!” Sir John laughed and became thoughtful, seeing which Robert
reined his horse respectfully to the rear, and so they rode on for a
while in silence, then:

“Robert!”

“Sir?”

“Have you seen Sir Hector recently?”

“Day afore yesterday, sir.”

“How was he?”

“Doleful, sir. ‘Doleful’ is the only word for it! And, sir, he said a
thing which, begging his pardon, I felt bound to deny.”

“What was it, Bob?”

“Sir, he sets staring at his horses y-ears, being mounted, sir, and,
‘Robbie,’ says he, and remarkable bitter, sir, ‘Robbie, women are the
devil!’ Whereupon, sir, I made so bold as to answer, ‘Saving your
presence, Sir Hector—some!’”

“Highly discriminating, Bob!” said Sir John. “Anything more?”

“Aye, sir, he did. ‘Robbie,’ says he, ‘women ha’ made fools o’ men from
the beginning!’ says he, ‘and so they will to the end! A plague on ’em!’
says he, and spurs off at a gallop afore I could make retort ade-quate,
sir.”

“Hum!” murmured Sir John pensively. “As to our Mr. Sturton, have you felt
yourself impelled to any further acts of—hostility, Bob?”

“Only very slightly, your honour. To be particular, the day afore
yesterday, precise time three-thirty-five p.m., chancing to observe
certain young female in——”

“Damsel, Robert!”

“Yes, your honour ... in tears, sir, I stepped alongside of said young
fe——”

“Maid, Robert!”

“Exactly, sir ... and surprised Mr. S. addressing old Mr. Dumbrell with
extreme vin-dictiveness, your honour, and old Mr. Dumbrell’s hat in a
puddle, sir. Whereupon, felt it urgent to wipe Mr. S.’s face with said
hat, and so the action ended, sir. But, same evening, being approximately
fifteen or, say, twelve minutes to nine o’ the clock, observing Mr. S.
berating old Dame Haryott in fashion out-rageous, felt called upon to
re-monstrate with said Mr. S., who, there and then, sir, did call up two
fellows, very tough customers indeed, and ordered ’em to set about me,
which they immediately did. Being thus outnumbered three to one, sir,
attacked on both flanks and centre, I posted my rear agin a wall and was
preparing to maintain position to extremity when, at critical moment,
received reinforcements in shape of a man by name Potter, who played a
small bludgeon most determined and with so nice a dexterity as ’twas a
pleasure to witness, with the happy result, sir, that the enemy drew off,
leaving us masters o’ the field, your honour, which happened to be Dame
Haryott’s front garden.”

“And what, Bob—what do you think of Mr. Potter?”

“That he’s one as takes a deal o’ knowing, sir. But, your honour, he
happened to tell me a thing as set me wondering. He told me that Mr. S.
walks over to ‘The Black Horse’ at Wilmington very frequent, and there
meets or con-sorts with Christopher Oxham, Lord Sayle’s bailiff.”

“Well, Robert?”

“Well, sir, I determined to follow Mr. S. ... which I did ...
on-perceived, and got sight o’ this Oxham, a big chap, very bold and
loud-voiced. They seemed to have a deal to say, and, as they parted,
Oxham says: ‘My lord returns this week and the lads are all ready, so at
word from you we’ll act!’”

“At word from Sturton!” repeated Sir John, and rode awhile musing.

“Sir,” said Robert, at last, “begging your pardon, but do you happen to
believe in ghosts, spectres, phantoms and such-like apparitions?”

“Why, no, Bob; I can’t say that I do. Why?”

“Well, I thought I didn’t, sir, but that night I—saw one ... aye,
manifest, your honour!”

“How?” questioned Sir John, glancing up sharply. “You actually saw a
ghost, Bob?”

“‘Actually’ is the word, sir. All I know is, that I saw something leaning
over Wilmington Churchyard wall ... a thing, your honour ... as I don’t
want to see again!”

“What sort of thing?”

“Well, sir, ’tis hard to tell ... and the light was bad ... but it
looked about eight foot high and had a pair o’ horns a yard wide and
more ... tipped wi’ fire! Aye, sir, I know it sounds outrageous, but
it looked worse than it sounds! Mr. S. see it too ... he was walking
p’r’aps a dozen yards or so in my front and me creeping in his rear ...
and suddenly he gives a kind o’ groan and dropped to his knees, then
scrambles to his feet and away he goes at a run, gasping and groaning
’till he was out o’ sight.”

“And what did you, Bob?”

“Well, sir, chancing to have a pistol handy, I let fly ... but though
I’ll swear my bullet took it clean through the head ... it didn’t do no
good, sir, not a bit—quite the re-verse, your honour; the thing got up
and danced at me, sir ... aye, jigged it did—Lord!”

“And then, Bob?”

“Why, then, sir, I took to my heels and bolted, ah—a sight faster than
Mr. S.”

“Hum!” quoth Sir John. “I don’t think you should have fired, Bob.”

“No, sir?”

“No, you might have injured it! Besides, ghosts are supposed to be
impervious to bullets, I believe. And the thing had horns, you say?”

“Sir, I’ll lay my oath on its horns ... ah, and fiery horns at that! And
there’s others have seen it too, before me.”

“Who, Bob?”

“Well, there’s Peter Bunkle for one, sir, as keeps ‘The Market Cross
Inn’ over at Alfriston; there’s Mr. Levitt, and Tom Burgess and others
besides.... There’s not a man of ’em dare stir out after dark.”

“I wonder!” murmured Sir John musingly. “I wonder!”

“You believe me, sir, I hope?”

“Implicitly, Bob! I do but cast about for a reasonable explanation.”
And here fell silence again save for the plodding hoof-strokes of their
horses, and an occasional gusty sigh from the ex-corporal, who, it
seemed, was also busied with his thoughts. It was after a somewhat louder
sigh than usual that Sir John addressed him suddenly: “How old are ye,
Bob?”

“My age, sir,” answered Robert gloomily, “is forty-five, your honour.”

“I remember you were a boy when you marched to the wars with my father
and Sir Hector.”

“Drummer in Sir Hector’s regiment, sir.”

“And a corporal when he bought you out. You ha’ been with me a good many
years now, Bob.”

“Twenty-two, sir ... ever since you was a very small boy ... a lifetime!
And during said time, your honour has treated me more like a ... a
friend, sir, than a servant. Consequently I am to-day more your honour’s
servant than ever. And I’m ... forty-five, sir!”

“What o’ that, Bob? So were you months ago, but it didn’t seem to grieve
you then.”

“Why, d’ye see, sir, the years march on a man at the double, but he never
heeds until one day he wakes up to find as he is ... forty-five!”

“And her name is Ann!” quoth Sir John.

Here, once again, the ex-corporal’s immutable calm was gravely
threatened; he flushed from shaven chin to neat wig, he blinked and
swallowed hard, but when he answered his voice was as steady and
unemotional as ever:

“Cor-rect, sir!”

“I’m monstrous glad to hear it, Bob. She hath a slender ankle, a low
voice, and is, I hazard, as good as she looks! ’Tis high time you thought
o’ marrying.”

At this the ex-corporal stared hard at his horse’s ears, from these to
the hedges, right and left; finally he spoke:

“Saving your presence, sir, ’tis not to be thought of—not for a moment,
your honour. Said young person being scarce turned of twenty years and
consequently out o’ the question——”

“Have you mentioned the question to her, Bob?”

“No, sir! Nor intend so to do ... ’twouldn’t be ... be ... ’twouldn’t ...
well—’twouldn’t, sir!”

“Still, I wonder what she would think?”

“Aye, your honour, so do I—vastly! But I don’t know ... never shall know,
so—can’t say, sir.”

Here they fell silent once more, and presently, rounding a bend in the
road, the glory of the Downs burst upon them; range upon range of noble
hills whose smooth slopes and gentle undulations have in them something
sublimely restful, something suggestive of that beneficent quietude, that
reposeful, kindly silence which is infinitely greater and better than any
speech.

Sir John, having paused awhile to behold this, now set his animal to a
trot, when he heard a rattle of wheels behind him and a piping, querulous
voice raised in loud complaint:

“Hi—theer! Hey! Caan’t ’ee see as oi be a-comin’ so faast as oi may?
Boide a bit, boide for oi, young man, ’tidn’t neighbourly t’ roide awaay
an’ never a word fur nobody nor no one!” And, glancing round, Sir John
espied Mr. Dumbrell, that ancient person, perched in a light cart beside
Mr. Potter, who drove a very likely-looking horse.

“How are you, Mr. Dumbrell? And you, Potter?” inquired Sir John as they
came up.

“Middlin’ bad, I be!” answered the Ancient One. “Oi be generally-allus
ailin’, oi be! What wi’ that theer ol’ bullet in my innards, an’ my
chacketin’ an’ barkin’, an’ me granddarter, an’ the axey—’tis gurt wonder
as oi doan’t vade an’ wither into my grave, that it be! An’ to-day I be
mighty cuss an’ cluck arl-through-along-on-account-of ’im a-comin’ back!
Means trouble ’e du—dannel ’im, oi sez!”

“Whom do you mean?”

“’Oo should oi mean ’cept ’im! Soon’sever ’e comes, along comes trouble,
so dannel ’e twoice, I sez.”

“Gaffer do mean Lord Sayle, sir,” explained Mr. Potter.

“Aye, ’im!” nodded the Ancient One fiercely. “I seen ’im, I did, lookin’
so black an’ gloomy-glum! ’E be a man as bean’t no account no’ow at arl,
as I’d up an’ tell ’un to ’is ’ead, I would! Ah, an’ t’other ’un’s as
bad.”

“Who is t’other one?”

“’Oo? Why, ’im fur sure! ’Im as bean’t nohow s’good as ’is feäther was
afore ’im—that’s ’oo, young man.”

“’E do mean Sir John Dering, sir,” explained Mr. Potter again.

“Ah!” snarled the Ancient One, shaking bony fist. “They be both on ’em
come back again to plague the country an’ the loikes o’ we!”

“Did you happen to see Sir John Dering, Potter?” inquired Sir John.

“No, sir, but they say ’e’s back in Sussex at last.”

“An’ ’ardly a mile awaay be ‘The Acorn’!” added the Ancient One; “an’
Ed’ard an’ ’is mistus’ brews good ale! An’ I be that tur’ble dry. What
wi’ me a-chacketin’ an’ Old Johnny a-tormentin’ o’ me!”

“Old Johnny?” inquired Sir John.

“Gaffer means the axey, sir,” quoth Mr. Potter.

“And pray what is the axey?”

“Don’t tell ’im, Jarge!” snarled Mr. Dumbrell. “’E mus’ be a barn fule.”

“’Tis the ager, sir,” explained the patient Potter.

“Is your ague indeed so bad, Mr. Dumbrell?”

“Bad?” screeched the old man—“worse’n bad it be, ah, a sight worse!
Nobody never ’ad it so worse as oi, nowhen! Shook arl to liddle bits oi
be——”

“Why, then, let us haste to ‘The Acorn’ forthwith.”

Thither they repaired in company, and found it to be a small, yet
cheery-looking hedge-tavern set at a bend of the tree-shaded road and
presided over by a large and cheery man remarkable for the width of his
smile and a pair of huge, hairy arms; a man who greeted them cheerily and
at whom Mr. Potter, in the act of aiding the Ancient One to earth, cocked
an eyebrow and lightly caressed his left whisker; whereupon the cheery
landlord nodded.

“Aye, aye, Jarge!” quoth he. “Same time, I reckon?”

“Near as mebbe, Ed’ard!” nodded Mr. Potter.

“Wind doo sou’-westerly, Jarge?”

“It be, Ben!” answered Mr. Potter, as they followed the cheery man into a
sunny, sand-strewn tap.

“Mr. Dumbrell,” said Sir John, “having regard to your ague, may I
suggest——”

“Ale!” snapped that Ancient Person. “I never drinks naum but ale, young
man, ’cept, p’r’aps a mug o’ gumboo now an’ then when ’tis to be ’ad, but
no sperrits for oi!”

The cheery Ed’ard, having attended duly to their several wants, forthwith
returned to smile at the road again.

“Talking of spirits,” said Sir John as they sat, all four, with their
foaming tankards before them, “ex-Corporal Robert Doubleday here tells me
that he saw a ghost the other night——”

“Well, what o’ that?” piped the Ancient One. “Theer be ’ostesses o’
ghostesses ’ereabouts in Sussex, I rackon. What the rabbits, young man!
I du tell ’ee as I’ve seed ghostesses galore, wi’ corpse-candles, an’
willy-wipsies, aye, an’ fairieses afore noo! Wait till I’ve blowed the
fob off’n my ale, an’ I’ll tell ’ee.”

“Fairieses?” questioned Sir John.

“Some folk do call ’em fairies, sir,” explained Mr. Potter.

“Aye, young man,” cried Mr. Dumbrell, wiping his mouth, “fairieses—liddle
bits o’ creeters bigger’n a squrrel an’ not so gurt as Mus’ Reynolds——”

“’E means a fox, sir,” quoth the explanatory Potter, observing Sir John’s
puzzled look.

“’Old y’r tongue, Jarge, du!” snarled the old man. “Keep y’r mouth shet,
Jarge, an’ gi’e me a chanct to spik, will ’ee? I be a bit oldish, mebbe,
but I bean’t nowise doddlish!”

“Not you, Gaffer, not you!” answered Mr. Potter soothingly.

“Well, then, young man,” continued Mr. Dumbrell, “dappen ye sh’uld be
a-walkin’ along-about the four-wents, Wilmington way, arter dark, you’d
see the ghost o’ pore Tom Stickley as were shot ’longside o’ me whiles we
was landin’ tubs over tu Cuckmere ’aven, one night thirty year agone an’
more! Pore Tom wears a sheet, ’e du, all mucked wi’ gore an’ gubber ...
though why e’ should walk Wilmington way, I dunno.”

“But this ghost, Mr. Dumbrell, wore a pair of horns—eh, Bob?”

“Horns, indeed, sirs!” quoth Robert—“horns a yard wide, I’ll lay my oath,
and all afire!”

“’Orns!” exclaimed the Ancient One scornfully. “I’ve seed ’em wi’ ’orns
a-shootin’ out sparks an’ flame afore now, I ’ave! ’Orns? If ye was to go
up-along Windover, aye, or Furrel at midnight—which nobody don’t never
nowise du—you’d see more on ’em wi’ ’orns than ye could count in a month
o’ Sundays, aye, that ye would!”

“Allus s’posin’ as they’ve got the ‘sight,’ gaffer!” added Mr. Potter.
“Some ’as the gift o’ seem’ an’ some ’asn’t!”

“Do you believe in ghosts, Potter?” inquired Sir John.

“Why, sir, I do—an’ then again—I doan’t. Ye see, sir, it do ’appen as
I’ve never ackcherly seen one, prexactly, as ye might say, but that be
because I ain’t got the gift o’ seein’, but I ain’t consequently agoin’
for to deny the fac’.”

“I dunno,” quoth the Ancient One thoughtfully—“I dunno as Windover bean’t
a more likely plaace to see ’em than Furrel, for it were on Windover as
pore young ’Obden was done to death, an’ the saame wik ’is ghost ’peared
tu James Sturton somewheres over by the Long Man an’ nigh fritted ’e out
o’ ’is moind.”

“But,” said Sir John, “this particular ghost, considering his horns,
would seem to be the very devil——”

“Hesh—hesh!” shrilled the Ancient One. “Doan’t ’ee knoaw as _’e_ aren’t
to be light-spoke on? _’E_ doan’t like it no’ow! An’ if so be as _’e_ be
come fur Mus’ Sturton, I dunno as it bean’t about toime. An’ now my ale
be finished an’ I bean’t agoin’ to ’ave no more—an’ Jarge bean’t neither!
And, look’ee, Mus’ Robert,” he admonished, wagging bony finger fiercely
in the ex-corporal’s face, “if ye should hap’ t’ see my granddarter Ann,
doan’t ’ee say naun to her about this here liddle drop o’ ale, mind, or
she’ll be givin’ me a middlin’ dish o’ tongues, I rackon! Come on, Jarge,
an’ ’elp me inter the cart.”

This intricate manœuvre being successfully accomplished, they jogged
on together in company; and Sir John noticed that Mr. Potter possessed
a sweet though singularly penetrating whistle, and that the tune he
rendered, a simple, country air, was always the same. And Sir John
further noticed that Mr. Potter whistled only when in the neighbourhood
of certain cottages, and also that so soon as they approached these
habitations they would behold a man leaning pensively over gate, or in
doorway, or busied in the garden, which men, glancing at Mr. Potter,
would always behold him in the act of smoothing his neatly trimmed, left
side-whisker; whereupon they would nod and flourish hand, fork, mattock
or hoe, as the case might be, with a cheery hail of:

“Aye, aye, Jarge!”

At last, reaching a place where the ways divided, Mr. Potter pulled up
his horse.

“We be a-goin’ round Glynde way, sir,” he explained. “If you should hap’
along to Alfriston, I’d be proud to ’ave ye drop in on Potter, sir.”

“Thank you, Mr. Potter, I certainly will,” answered Sir John.

“Aye, an’ you too, likewise, Mus’ Robert.”

“Thank’ee kindly,” answered the Corporal; “but I’d like to ask you, Mr.
Dumbrell, ha’ you ever known a ghost take harm from a pistol-ball fired
point-blank?”

“Never, nowise, nohow!” answered Mr. Dumbrell decidedly, “and because
why? Because ghostesses be moighty ingenurious things, d’ye see, an’
can’t never be ’urted nowhere an’ nowhen!”

“True for you, gaffer!” quoth Mr. Potter, surveying a soaring lark
with an expression of placid and guileless pleasure. “I’ve ’eerd my
grandfeäther say as it weren’t no manner o’ good a-shootin’ at a
ghost ’cept you ’ad your piece charged wi’ a silver bullet, an’ even
then ’twere allus to be expected as your bullet might bounce off the
ghost—backwent-like—an’ strike ye wi’ mortal effec’, d’ye see. Good
artenoon, sirs!”

“An’ mind this,” added the Ancient One, bony finger a-wag, “it bean’t
nowise ’ealthy-loike for no man to go nowheres nohow, nowhere an’ nowhen
i’ the dark ’ereabouts—no!”

Hereupon Mr. Potter touched his horse with the whip and away went that
likely animal at such pace that the rattling cart and its occupants were
very soon out of sight.

“Ha!” quoth Sir John thoughtfully, as they pursued their way towards High
Dering. “Hum! The hunting of spectres would seem to be a highly dangerous
sport, Bob.”

“Agreed, sir!”

“And yet—notwithstanding—I think, yes—I think we will adventure it one of
these nights, Bob.”

“Very good, sir!” answered Robert the imperturbable.

Reaching Dering Village at last, an unpleasant surprise awaited them; for
no sooner had Sir John dismounted before the ‘Dering Arms’ than he was
confronted by four stalwart men, formidable fellows armed with sticks and
clad in a neat livery who, stepping out of the inn, stood grouped in the
doorway, barring his entrance.

“Well, my lads,” inquired Sir John, chin uplifted, “what is it?”

“Ask ’im,” answered one insolently, a surly, blue-jowled fellow, with a
back-handed gesture towards the woeful landlord who stood shrinking in
the background.

“Be good enough to explain, Mr. Nixon.”

“Why, ye see, sirs,” mumbled the landlord, “these be Mus’ Sturton’s men,
an’ this be Dering, an’ Mus’ Sturton’s word is as you must go.”

“You mean that we are to be turned out?”

“Mus’ Sturton says as you must go, sirs,” repeated the landlord miserably.

“Pray, what livery do these men wear?”

“Why, sir, it be the Dering livery, though they be straangers
’ereabouts——”

“Ha!” murmured Sir John, “I thought I recognised it. And we are to go,
are we?”

“An’ the sooner the better!” growled the blue-jowled man truculently.
Here ex-Corporal Robert, leaving the horses to stand, made preparations
for instant action but paused in grim surprise, for Sir John was laughing
in sheer, unalloyed delight.

“You hear, Bob, you hear?” he gasped. “Come, let us go.”

“Go, sir!” exclaimed the Corporal. “Go!”

“At once, Bob. So get our valises and effects—I see Mr. Nixon has ’em all
ready for us—and let us begone.”

“But—but ... go, is it?” stammered the Corporal, clenching his fists.

“Aye, Bob. Don’t you see we are driven forth of Sir John Dering’s inn
on Sir John Dering’s land by men wearing Sir John Dering’s livery and
acting under instructions of Sir John Dering’s steward! It is all quite
delightfully grotesque! So get our things, Bob, nor seek to ruin so
exquisite a situation by violence; let us rather steal humbly away. We
will try Alfriston, Bob.”

“Aye, sir!” sighed the Corporal. “But, sir, such meekness, such—horrible
meekness, your honour——”

“What of it, Bob?”

“’Tis so imprece-dented sir, as to be almost beyond natur’, your honour.”

Laughing, Sir John remounted and, laughing still, rode off to seek him a
new lodging.




CHAPTER XXII

MY LADY HERMINIA BARRASDAILE WEAVES WEBS FOR AN UNWARY HE


“Aunt,” cried my lady, tossing Mr. Steele’s _Tatler_ to the other end of
the cushioned settee and yawning prodigiously, “Aunt Lucinda, ’tis high
time I had you married again!”

“What, wench, what?” exclaimed the diminutive Duchess, opening drowsy
eyes. “Married, d’ye say?”

“So soon as possible, dear aunt. I intend to wed you to a——”

“Heavens, Herminia, how harrowing—how hateful——”

“Goodness gracious preserve us, aunt, how can ye?”

“Gemini! What now, child?”

“Smother one with alliterations.”

“Tush, miss,” exclaimed the Duchess, “and you talk such pure folly so
excessively extreme! Marriage, indeed! At my age!”

“Aye, indeed, aunt! ’Tis high time I had thee safe wedded, for, though so
small, thou’rt a monstrous responsibility, my dear soul. So I ha’ found
thee a spouse——”

“La, miss, hush and fie! I protest you make me blush.”

“A monster, aunt!”

“Horrors, child!”

“Who could lift thee in one vast fist, thou dainty atomy ... aye, and big
me in t’other, for that matter! A giant, aunt!”

“Herminia, you rave! What do I want with your monstrous giants?”

“But he is a kindly monster, aunt, a most gentle giant. And he is,
besides, a baronet, a soldier, a gentleman o’ birth and breeding, not
ill-looking, nor old ... not very; brave as a lion, vigorous with health,
strong as Samson.... Doth not all this make thee to be a little in love
with him?”

“Peace, child—cease, miss! You talk like a mad thing.”

“So thou shalt come and look him over for thyself, dearest aunt.”

“I won’t!”

“You will!”

“But I don’t desire to view any monsters, gentle or no.”

“Aye, but then—I do, aunt! And so the matter is finally settled!” said my
lady, with determined nod.

“Goodness aid!” ejaculated the Duchess. “What’s settled, Herminia?”

“We start as soon as possible.”

“Where for?”

“Sussex.”

“I’ll not go!”

“O aunt, thou dearest of small creatures ... thou wilt not, thou canst
not desert thy doating, solitary niece. For, indeed, go I must.”

“Why, Herminia, child? Why, a heaven’s name?”

“To—to fulfil my destiny, aunt.”

“Herminia, be sane! Tell me what you mean by ‘your destiny.’”

“To fill his pipe and light it, aunt. To bring his slippers. To cook
for the pure joy of watching him eat. To perform those humble, lowly,
feminine duties small in themselves yet that, in the sum, make for the
glory of true womanhood and lift her nigh the angels.... Thus it went
somewhat, the rest I ha’ forgot.”

“Pipe?” murmured the bewildered Duchess. “Slippers? Whose?”

“Thy monster’s, aunt.”

“Herminia, my poor child! Thou’rt distraught—’tis the sun to-day——”

“Nay, aunt, ’twas Sir John Dering, weeks ago.”

“Ha!” exclaimed the little Duchess loudly, and sitting up with sudden new
interest. “What of the dear man?”

“‘Dear man,’ indeed!” repeated my lady, clenching white hands and
stamping both feet at once. “What of him? Oh, the devil confound him!”
Here my lady’s deep bosom surged tempestuously, her eyes glowed, her
delicate nostrils dilated; in fine, she manifested all those symptoms of
unruly anger that may be vented only by your very great lady high above
the vulgar herd, on your slatternly virago very far below. All of which
the Duchess, wise in most things pertaining to her own sex, noted with
her keen, shrewd eyes.

“My poor Herminia!” she sighed. “How long have ye been in love with him?”

“Love?” gasped my lady. “In love?.... Listen, aunt; I feel for him such
unutterable deeps of bitter scorn, such unspeakable loathing, such a
world o’ detestation that I yearn to have him truly in love with me.”

“Why, to be sure, child!” nodded the Duchess. “Most feminine, under the
circumstances.”

“Aunt, could I but once see him truly serious! Could I but once shake his
hateful calm, his cold, passionless self-assurance ... oh, then!”

“What then, Herminia?” At this direct question, my lady looked a trifle
blank, whereupon the Duchess answered for her: “Why then, child, you
would make of his passion a mock, to be sure, trample his humble love
under your proud hoofs—I mean feet—laugh his suit to scorn——”

“Can you doubt it, aunt?”

“Never for one moment, my sweet.”

“He should learn at last the deep measure of a woman’s scorn, aunt!”

“Yes, my love. And then?”

“Then, aunt, why ... I should at least be satisfied.”

“I wonder, child!... So here is why you will to Sussex?”

“And to find thee a husband, aunt.”

“Tush for that, thou sly minx! But to watch thee weaving webs for an
unwary he, casting thy spells, luring the poor wretch to distraction and
destruction.... Hum!”

“Then we’ll start at the earliest moment, dear aunt. Let it be thought we
are for your house in Surrey or Kent—or anywhere you will. But once in
Sussex we must forget your rank; you must be a superior inferior person,
aunt, or better—a decayed gentlewoman.”

“Horrors—no, Herminia! I refuse to be anything so infinite abhorrent.
Lud! I should sound like a corpse!”

“Howbeit thou wilt always be my little, loved, clever aunt.”

“But think, Herminia! What will the world say?”

“Everything that is sayable, aunt; but what matter?”

“But where must we live, Herminia?”

“In some small house or cottage suitable to our humble circumstances,
sure.”

“And how are we to find such place? And how if no such place is to be
had, child?”

“Fie, aunt! Remember thou’rt a duchess and can do anything! You have
hosts of servants, mostly idle.’ There is old Hammond, your head courier,
reliable and trustworthy; let this be his duty.... A cottage in or near
Alfriston.... ’Faith, shalt write to him at once!”

So, after due consideration, the Duchess sat down to write forthwith,
while my lady hurried away, busied with a thousand concerns; and
presently to the Duchess came Mrs. Betty in exclamatory excitement:

“O mam, your Grace, and is’t true indeed that we be a-leaving town, my
lady?”

“Yes, Betty. I am taking your lady away to get her married.”

“Married, mem? Lord save us all alive ... my lady—married? O my lady—who
to?”

“To the one man I have seen who may govern her.”

“Oh, gracious goodness me, my lady! And who can ever that be, your
ladyship, pray?”

“One who, I think, may teach her happiness.”

“Yes, your Grace, but O my lady—who?”

“A man, Betty.”

“Yes, my lady, I guessed as much, mem, but——”

“A man she is head over ears in love with already, poor child!”

“My lady—in love, mem! And never told me! O mem! Oh, goodness gracious
alive!... O your Grace—who?”

“Don’t be inquisitive, Mrs. Betty. There, run away, child.”




CHAPTER XXIII

HOW GEORGE POTTER CIRCUMVENTED THE PREVENTIVES


Since that dim, far-distant day when pious hands first raised Alfriston
Cross, it has endured much by stress of weather and the passing of so
very many years. In its shadow may have stood Godwyn the great Jarl,
and his feoffman Aelfric; about it lusty Saxon ceorls bartered and
trafficked; past it may have reeled some of the bloody wrack of Harold’s
army, desperate men weary from the fatal strife at Senlac. Here has it
stood through the centuries, lashed by rain and wind, or drowsing in the
sun, while England waxed great and powerful. And as it doubtless was
once the place where Aelfric’s ceorls and villeins bartered and chatted,
so has it been a familiar spot for lounging confabulation ever since,
and has propped the backs of “all sorts and conditions of men” through
countless generations.

And of all this untold host surely never was there a back so suggestive
of conscious innocence, of gently-assertive rectitude and of guileful
guilelessness as the broad back of Mr. George Potter as he leaned there
this summer’s eve in murmurous, monosyllabic converse with Master Tom
Pursglove, the Tanner.

“Couldn’t nowise be no better, Jarge!” remarked Mr. Pursglove.

“Nohow!” responded Mr. Potter, his limpid gaze upon a gathering bank of
clouds to windward.

“Black daark ’twill be, Jarge, an’ a risin’ wind t’ kiver the tramp o’
the ponies ’ooves.”

“Aye!”

“Yonder comes Godby at last, an’ along wi’ Joe Muddle, Jarge.”

“I sees ’em.”

“They’ll ’ave been round givin’ ‘the word,’ I reckon?”

“They ’ave, Tom.”

Here Messrs. Godby and Muddle sauntered up and presently there were four
stalwart backs against the old cross.

“What be the tale, lads?” inquired Mr. Potter.

“Fourteen, Jarge!” quoth Mr. Godby, cutting a quid of tobacco.

“’Leven!” said Mr. Muddle, tapping a large, horn snuff-box.

“Which du mak’ thirty-seven on us, all told,” added Mr. Pursglove,
snuffing with Mr. Muddle.

“Ah!” nodded Mr. Potter; and so fell a ruminative silence.

“Fine night, Jarge, ’twill be?” opined Mr. Muddle at last.

“Sh’uldn’t wonder, Joe,” admitted Mr. Potter.

“But I do ’ear as the coastguard be doubled!” quoth Mr. Godby.

“True, John,” nodded Mr. Potter. “They be! Likewise the bozzlers be out!”

“An’ Will Comfort tol’ me as ’e seen sojers, a-marching out o’
Brighthelmstone ’s marnin’, Jarge,” said Mr. Muddle.

“Let ’em march!” murmured Mr. Potter.

“Ah,” quoth Mr. Pursglove, “Jarge’ll sarcumwent ’em some’ow, same as ’e
done afore ... ’twas tubs ’arf-full o’ watter, buoyed very keerful off
Burling Gap, las’ time ... coastguard a-haulin’ of ’em in, tur’ble busy,
an’ us a-runnin’ the stuff at Cuckmere! Sarcumwentin’s the word. What
d’you say, Jarge?”

“’Ogs,” quoth Mr. Potter in somewhat louder tone, his mild gaze
still uplift heavenward, “’ogs, Tom, takes as much knowin’ as an
’ooman—’specially sows! There was Peter Bunkie’s gurt sow, you’ll mind,
as never littered less’n eleven, suddenly took it into ’er ’ead to
starve—wouldn’t eat naun. Peter, ’e done arl as ever man could for ’er,
but ’tweren’t no manner o’ good. Me an’ Peter ’ticed an’ cogged ’er
wi’ arl kinds o’ fother from rum-an’-milk, loo’-warm, to some stuff in
a bottle as Peter ’ad from the ’poth’cary the time ’is leg was s’bad,
but she’d ’ave naun, not she—turned up ’er nose, ’er did, an’ being
just as contrairy as any ’ooman, closed ’er eyes an’ went an’ died.
The neighbours arl guv’ it their ’pinion as she was took off by a
information, but I b’liv’ as she was a-grizzlin’ over summat as nobody
knowed nothin’ about ’cept ’er own self, d’ye see? Good evenin’, Mus’
Sturton, sir; ’ere be Potter a-tellin’ ’bout Peter Bunkie’s sow an’ ’ere
be you—a-bobbin’ up that onexpected-like——”

“Look ye here, George Potter,” cried Mr. Sturton in his peremptory
fashion, big chin out-thrust; “look now, and mark me——”

“Potter be a-lookin’, sir! An’—talkin’ o’ marks, ’ow’s your pore eye now,
Mr. Sturton, sir?”

It was during Mr. Sturton’s rejoinder, a long and eloquent denunciation
of Mr. Potter, ending with a comprehensive condemnation of his eyes,
limbs, lights, body and soul, that Sir John rode into the village, the
gloomy Robert at his heels, and unnoticed by any one, pulled up in the
shade of a tree whose widespreading branches afforded a pleasing and
kindly shade.

“Lord, Mus’ Sturton, sir,” quoth Mr. Potter, “’eavens know as I doan’t
begridge nobody nothing, but I’d gi’e summat for your gift o’ speech ...
so easy-like ... sech curses! So ’eart-felt——”

“I’ll see ye hung or transported yet for the rogue y’are, George Potter!”

“I ’opes not, sir——”

“Hold y’r tongue!”

“Don’t be ’arsh, Mr. Sturton, sir——”

“We know ye for a poachin’, smugglin’ rascal——”

“Poachin’? Smugglin’?... Wot—me?” quoth Mr. Potter in tones of pained
surprise. “Mus’ Sturton, if ever you catches Potter a-doin’ one or
t’other, I ’opes as you’ll mak’ an’ example of ’im.”

“That’s what we’re here for—look behind ye!” cried Mr. Sturton
triumphantly. “Are ye there, Oxham?”

“All ready, Sturton!” boomed a jovial voice, and out from an adjacent
twitten stepped five brawny fellows headed by a large, loud man who
bore himself with a jaunty truculence and wore his three-cornered hat
cocked at a defiant angle. At sight of whom, Sir John frowned slightly:
beholding which portent the corporal’s gloom was lifted from him, and,
freeing his feet from the stirrups, he prepared for action sudden and
swift.

“Why, good-evening, Mus’ Oxham!” said Mr. Potter serenely. “An’ ’ow might
Lord Sayle be a-gettin’ along wi’ his wounded arm?”

Mr. Oxham slapped coat-skirts with his riding-whip and smiled
unpleasantly.

“Well an’ hearty enough to attend to you, I reckon,” he answered. “So are
ye a-coming along with us quiet or no?”

“But—wheer to, sir?”

“To my Lord Sayle, for sure!”

“On what account, sir?”

“Poaching,” cried Mr. Sturton. “Poaching in the first place, and
smuggling in the second, and for being an insolent, shiftless, masterless
rogue in the third——”

“And in the fourth place,” smiled Mr. Oxham, seeming bigger and louder
than ever, “because my lord wants ye! An’ that’s enough, I reckon!”

“Aye,” nodded Mr. Potter, “an’ where be your warrant, sir?”

“Never you trouble for that, Potter! My lord wants ye. Are ye comin’
quiet or no?”

“But this bean’t no kind o’ justice, sirs——”

“Never you trouble about justice, Potter. You can talk o’ that to his
lordship. Now, are ye comin’ quiet or no?”

“Quiet!” answered Mr. Potter; “but you’ll be s’kind as to allow me a
drink o’ ale first?”

“Not by no manner o’ means!” smiled Mr. Oxham, planting himself before
his captive. “You are comin’ along with us, and you’re a-comin’—now!”

“I think not!” said a somewhat high, resonant voice, and, riding from
behind the tree, Sir John reined in his horse and sat looking at the
group, his chin tilted imperiously, his eyes quick and keen.

“And who,” demanded the large Mr. Oxham, smiling and slapping coat-skirts
again—“who the devil are you?”

“Nobody, Oxham,” answered Mr. Sturton. “A no-account youngster as I’ve
turned out o’ ‘The Dering Arms’ ... knocked him into the dik’, I did,
last time we met——”

“And my name is Derwent!” added Sir John. “And I will not suffer you to
drag this man away—now or at any other time.”

Mr. Oxham boomed derisive laughter and flourished his whip for the
benefit of the gathering crowd that pressed ever nearer.

“Oh ... you won’t, hey?” he demanded.

“No,” answered Sir John. “And—look’ee, fellow, next time you desire to
laugh, turn away—your gaping mouth offends me!”

“Why—why, damme!” stammered Mr. Oxham, staring. “Offend you, is it? Ecod,
I’ll do more than offend ye if ye doan’t tak’ yourself off, and sharp’s
the word!”

“Aha!” exclaimed Sir John. “The vulgar rogue actually dares to threaten!”

“Do ye tak’ yourself out o’ my way or doan’t ye?” shouted Mr. Oxham,
brandishing his whip.

“I do not!” answered Sir John, and with a motion of slender hands, lifted
the flaps of his holsters, discovering the butts of two serviceable
pistols at his saddle.

“Ho—murder, is it?” exclaimed Mr. Oxham, falling back a step.

“Bob, should it be necessary, you will leave the shooting to me.”

“I prefer my riding-crop, sir!” answered the Corporal happily.

“And now,” continued Sir John, his eyes very quick and watchful, “Mr.
Oxham, Mr. Sturton and gentlemen all, listen to me! I will not permit Mr.
Potter to be apprehended in this outrageous fashion for the following
cogent and excellent reasons, namely: first, because ’tis against the
law; second, because I myself share Mr. Potter’s very natural aversion
to my Lord Sayle’s company; and, thirdly, because I regard Mr. Potter in
the light of a friend and, as a Man o’ Sentiment, I feel the bonds of
friendship very sacred.... How say ye, gentlemen?”

“You’m right, sir! Right you be!” cried a voice.

“Indeed, we are all with you!” added a second voice, and Mr. Pym, the
painter, appeared, hatless and with a long-hafted prawning-net in his
hand. “The man Sayle has tyrannised hereabouts too long!”

“Aye, that ’e ’ave! That ’e ’ave!” cried others, and the crowd surged
nearer with an angry muttering, insomuch that Mr. Oxham flourished his
whip and scowled, while his satellites, for all their brawn, began to
grow uneasy.

“At him, Oxham!” cried Mr. Sturton. “Pull him from his horse; he won’t
dare to shoot!”

“Try!” quoth Sir John.

“Aye, come on, if ye will!” added Mr. Pym, brandishing his heavy-hafted
net.

Here was a moment’s silence, and then Mr. Potter spoke:

“Thank ye heartily, friends an’ neighbours—and you most of arl, Mus’
Derwent, sir, but it bean’t no manner o’ good a-muckin’ yourself up
arl-along-on-account-of poor Potter’s affairs, not nohow. There bean’t
no man can’t nowise help poor Potter except Potter himself, I rackon,
and, sir—Potter be agoin’ to try!”

As he uttered the last word Mr. Potter leapt, brawny fist a-swing with
behind it all the weight, strength and impetus of powerful body; and,
felled by that resistless blow, the large Mr. Oxham, for all his size,
rolled helpless upon the roadway, while over his prostrate form leapt the
fugitive and disappeared through the open doorway of ‘The Market Cross
Inn,’ but with Sturton and divers others of Oxham’s men close upon his
heels.

Next instant Sir John had plucked forth his pistols, dismounted and,
entering the inn, beheld Sturton and his fellows staring around them and
upon each other in speechless, wondering dismay, for save for themselves
the place was empty; Mr. Potter, it seemed, had vanished into thin air.

It was a proportionate, fair-sized room with sanded floor, beamed ceiling
and a wide hearth, where burned a cheery fire screened by a huge,
high-backed settle.

“Muster Sturton, sir,” quoth one man, glancing uneasily about, “I don’t
like this, blind me if I do.... A man as wanishes afore a man’s werry
eyes ain’t nat’ral, an’ I don’t loike it.”

“No more don’t I,” added a second. “One moment theer ’e was, plain to
see, the next ’e ducks be’ind the settle yonder—you seen ’im duck,
Sir—an’ then ... well ... ’e ain’t!”

“Hold y’r tongues!” boomed Mr. Oxham, striding forward at this juncture,
cherishing bruised face with one hand, whip brandished in the other.
“You, Sturton, where is he? What’s come o’ the rogue?”

“Aye—what?” answered Sturton, his gaze wandering. “I was close on him
when he slipped behind this here settle, and then—well, he ain’t here
now, Oxham! And I swear he never reached door!”

“But, damme,” roared Mr. Oxham, fetching the settle a resounding blow
with his whip, “he must be ’ereabouts somewhere, man!”

“Aye, but—where?”

“Skulking in some hole or corner——”

“Why, then—find him, Oxham!”

Hereupon Mr. Oxham roared for Peter Bunkle, the landlord; and after
some while Mr. Bunkle condescended to become visible, a shortish,
broad-shouldered man whose sturdy middle was swathed in snowy apron and
whose eyes were round and wide with innocent inquiry; to whom Mr. Oxham,
with much whip-flourishing, set forth the tale of Mr. Potter’s so sudden
disappearance, demanding instant elucidation thereof under pain of dire
penalties to all and sundry.

“What, Jarge Potter vanished again, says you?” inquired Mr. Bunkle,
faintly interested. “Well, wot o’ that—Lord, is this arl? Why, folks be
allus a-disappearin’ ’ereabouts—specially Jarge Potter; it do be gettin’
quite an’ ’abit wi’ him. But, bless ye, doan’t ye go a-worryin’—Jarge’ll
come back safe an’ sound, ’e allus do—if ye wait long enough.”

“Now you, Bunkle, look’ee here!” boomed Mr. Oxham, whip a-flourish. “We
know as there’s a cargo to be run to-night somewheres——”

“Cargo?” repeated Mr. Bunkle, vastly astonished. “Oh? What of? Run where?”

“You know that well enough, Bunkle, but no matter! We want Potter. Lord
Sayle knows ’e be one o’ the ringleaders, and he’s sent us to tak’ him,
and tak’ him we will.”

“Well, then, tak’ him,” nodded Mr. Bunkie, “an’ I’ll get back to my
cookin’—as fine a jugged-’are——”

“Where is he? Speak up!”

“Who?”

“Why, Potter, damme!”

“Lord, bean’t ye a-tellin’ me as he be vanished, an’ if he be vanished, I
suppose vanished ’e be——”

“Where to, dang ye—where?”

“’Ow should I know?” sighed Mr. Bunkle. “An’ that theer jugged-’are nigh
ready to be dished—’ow should any one know? Arl as I do know is as theer
be strange ’appenings ’ereabouts, aye, that there be; country’s full
o’ arl manner o’ unnat’ralness—visions, spekiters—Mus’ Sturton seen a
phanitum only t’other night; didn’t ye, Mus’ Sturton?”

“Who says so—lies!” cried Mr. Sturton fiercely. “And, Oxham, if ye hope
to find Potter you’d best search now ’stead o’ wasting any more time.”

“Aye, search be the word!” nodded Mr. Bunkle. “I can show ye arl manner
o’ likely places to search in——”

“I’ll find the curst rogue if we ha’ to pull the danged place about your
ears——”

“Why, very good!” answered Mr. Bunkle, rubbing his hands. “Only arl
breakages must be paid for——”

“Paid for?” roared Mr. Oxham, louder than ever. “Gimme any more o’ your
imperence an’ I’ll pay ye wi’ my whip!”

“I shouldn’t!” answered Mr. Bunkle. “No, I shouldn’t if I was you, Oxham.”

For answer Mr. Oxham raised his whip, only to have it twitched out of
his grasp from behind, and, wheeling about, came face to face with the
imperturbable Robert.

“You ... you ...” he panted. “Gimme that whip!”

“With j’y!” answered the ex-Corporal, stepping back for space to strike.

“I suggest the fire, Robert!” murmured Sir John from where he lolled upon
the settle; and next moment Mr. Oxham’s whip was among the flames, and
before its stupefied owner could find words, Sir John continued:

“And now, Mr. Oxham, you may depart and do your expected bellowing
elsewhere. I find you altogether offensive!... D’ye hear me, fellow—go!”

Mr. Oxham’s large face grew inflamed and seemed to swell larger, and
he glared from the indolent figure on the settle to his five uneasy
stalwarts; but hard by, the corporal and Mr. Bunkle stood poised for
action offensive; in the doorway, Mr. Pym leaned upon his prawning-net,
and behind him loomed Messrs. Pursglove and Muddle, while divers faces
scowled in at the open lattice. Observing all of which, Mr. Sturton spoke:

“We’d best be going, Oxham. We’ll see no more o’ Potter to-night, I
reckon, leastways—not hereabouts. We’d best be going——”

“Go?” roared Oxham. “Not yet, damme!” And, speaking, drew a pistol
from his pocket, but, in that moment, down came Mr. Pym’s unerring
prawning-net, completely enveloping his head, and thus securely netted
he was deftly disarmed by Mr. Bunkle, who, levelling the weapon at the
gloomy five, commanded them to begone; which order they promptly obeyed,
followed by Sturton and lastly by Mr. Oxham, hustled ignominiously into
the street, his head still enveloped in the net, to be greeted by the
laughter of all Alfriston, as it seemed.

“We have raised the devil, I fear,” said Mr. Pym, as the hooting and
laughter died away. “We shall have Lord Sayle down on us for this, which
is bad, and I have lost a very good net—which is worse!”

“But egad, sir,” laughed Sir John, “sure never was net lost to better
purpose! You’ll stay to crack a bottle, I hope? You’ll do me the honour,
sir?”

“Thank’ee, no, Mr. Derwent. I must be up and away early to-morrow.”

“To paint, sir?”

“To prawn!” answered the painter, his eyes twinkling. “An occupation less
lofty, mayhap, but equally absorbing, and often bringing more ultimate
comfort and satisfaction.”

“But, sir—surely a picture——”

“May be good or bad,” sighed the painter, “but a prawn is ever and
always—a prawn! Have ye ever tried ’em—fresh boiled ... warm from the
pot, sir?”

“Never!”

“Ah,” quoth Mr. Pym, “there is, sir, to your man of delicate perception
and fine sentiment, in the strains of music, the glory of dawn, the
glow of sunset, the chaste beauty of evening, there is, I say, a tender
glamour, a joy inexpressible, but ... prawns ... warm from the pot may
reach the soul just as surely though by a different avenue. Perchance
to-morrow you may learn this—if you will?”

So saying, the painter laughed suddenly, shook hands and strode away.

“And now, sirs,” sighed Mr. Bunkle, carefully uncocking Mr. Oxham’s
pistol, “mindin’ that theer jugged-’are o’ mine as ha’ been a-juggin’ of
itself a sight too long, if you’ll gimme your orders an’ lemme go, I’ll
be obleeged.”

“Can you give us accommodation here, Mr. Bunkle?”

“Why, sir, that arl depends on how much, what-like and when?”

“Two rooms. Now.”

“Was you a-thinkin’ o’ stayin’ ’ere, sirs? For long?”

“Some weeks.”

“Think o’ that, now! Dunno as oi bean’t that upset to tell you as arl my
rooms be took, sir. But theer be ‘The Star’ down the street, comfortable
and very ’ome-like——”

“Then you won’t take us, Mr. Bunkle?”

“Caan’t, sir! It bean’t nowise possible nohow or——” Mr. Bunkle paused
suddenly, for in the circumambient air was a dull yet persistent
knocking, a noise very difficult to locate, that seemed now overhead, now
under foot, now behind the walls; hearkening to which elusive sound, Mr.
Bunkle’s eye grew dreamy, he stroked his clean-shaven chin, he smoothed
his neat apron and, the knocks having subsided, coughed and spoke:

“Two rooms, oi think you said, sir? Only two?”

“Two, Mr. Bunkle.”

“Why, then, if two’ll be enough, I think ... p’r’aps ... maybe we might
... manage it.”

Here three raps louder then before.

“Yes ... I be purty sure we can, sir.”

Here two raps.

“We will, sir.”

Here a single sharp rap and silence.

“Mr. Bunkle,” said Sir John, smiling, “we thank you, and I can
promise that you will find us very quiet lodgers—full of sympathy and
understanding.”

“Why, then, gen’elmen, if ye’ll trouble to step this way, my mist’us will
show ye your rooms.”




CHAPTER XXIV

OF MR. BUNKLE AND THE ROOM WITH FIVE DOORS


Ten o’clock was striking, and the old Cross, deserted and solitary,
looked down upon a silent village; and Sir John Dering, leaning out from
his open lattice, looked down upon the old Cross. Alfriston slept, and
had done so for an hour or more apparently, like the highly decorous
community it was; not a footfall disturbed its chaste silence, not a
light glimmered anywhere.

A mournful wind moaned in fitful gusts, the signboard of ‘The Star,’
farther down the street, creaked dismally, but, save for this, all was
brooding peace and reposeful silence.

But presently Sir John’s quick ear distinguished a sound not of the
wind, though like the wind fitful—a faint throb of galloping hoofs, now
lost, now heard again, growing ever louder; on they came, nearer and
nearer, until the dark street rang and echoed, but never a door opened,
never a light blinked, not even when they slowed to a trot, to an amble,
to a walk, and finally stopped outside the inn of the ‘Market Cross’;
Alfriston slept on serenely persistent.

The moon, though obscured by a flying scud, yet gave sufficient light to
disclose the shape of horse and rider looming gigantic in the dimness.
Ensued the creak of saddle and stamp of heavy foot as the horseman
alighted, and thereafter a knocking soft but imperative.

“Bunkle!” quoth a voice—“Peter Bunkle! Are ye there, Peter man?” From
somewhere adjacent Mr. Bunkle answered, his voice sounding remarkably
wide awake:

“Be that y’rself, sir?”

“Aye. Are the lads by, yet?”

“Not yet, sir. But I doan’t expect ’em for another ’arf-hour. Be aught
wrong, sir?”

“Soldiers.”

“Wheer away?”

“Lyin’ ambushed over by Exeat, an’ there’s more of ’em ’twixt here and
Frogfirle. I tell ye the country’s thick with ’em.... I was stopped
twice.... There’ll be bloody murder ere dawn, Peter man!”

“Why, sir, Jarge Potter knows, an’ Jarge aren’t nowise to be caught
nappin’ nohow. ’E’ll send the lads cross-country wi’ the stuff, I rackon,
an’ lead they so’jers a foine dance.... Bide a moment an’ I’ll let ye
in.” Here, after brief delay, the sound of opening door, a heavy tread, a
squeak of bolts and silence again, except for moaning wind and the snort
of the horse below.

Then Sir John closed his lattice, and, taking up the candle, stood
awhile lost in thought; finally he stepped from his chamber, closing the
door behind him, and descended the stair, to find himself in a crooked
passage full of dim nooks, odd corners and unexpected levels. Presently,
guided by a murmur of voices, he espied a small door coyly hidden in most
unlikely corner, and, lifting the latch, beheld a small, strangely shaped
apartment further remarkable in that it possessed two windows and five
doors; and here, in an elbow-chair before a smouldering fire, lolled the
gigantic form of Sir Hector Lauchlan MacLean. His riding-coat was dusty
like his long, booted legs outstretched upon the hearth, his unkempt
periwig excessively askew; in one hand he held his cherished clay pipe,
in the other a steaming glass that gave forth a delectable fragrance,
while Mr. Bunkle busied himself at the table with a bowl and ladle.

At the sudden opening of the door, both men glanced up, and Sir Hector
rose hastily.

“John!” he exclaimed.

Sir John bowed in his stateliest fashion, and so they confronted each
other, Sir Hector flushed of cheek and frowning a little as one at a
loss; Mr. Bunkle, suspending his operations, looked from one to the other
and, with instinctive delicacy, opened the nearest of the five doors and
incontinently vanished. Sir Hector set down his glass and drew himself to
his extremest height, so that the curls of his peruke brushed the carven
beam above.

“Sir John Dering!”

Sir John’s bow was entirely formal, whereupon Sir Hector puffed furiously
at his pipe, but, finding it was out, laid it very carefully beside his
glass and scowled blacker than ever.

“Sir John,” quoth he in his most precise English, “on the last occasion
we had speech I felt constrained to tell you that you—lied!”

“Alas, yes!” sighed Sir John.

“And I named you liar because circumstances and your very evil reputation
seemed more than to warrant it.”

“Perchance they did, sir,” murmured Sir John.

“Under the which circumstances, I was bound to draw upon you,” continued
Sir Hector ponderously, “and you, sir, refused to fight, and stomached
the insult. Well, sir, are you suffering from an indigestion? Have you
thought better of your refusal?”

“I have!” answered Sir John. “Better and better.”

“Why, then, sir,” answered Sir Hector, reaching for his long Andrea
Ferrara from adjacent corner, “there will be plenty of space for us in
the tap-room——”

“But your arm, sir?” demurred Sir John.

“Tush—’tis well! Besides,’twas my left. But where is your sword?”

“Upstairs, sir, where it will surely remain,” answered Sir John, and
smiled. And, meeting this smile, Sir Hector loosed his great weapon very
suddenly, much as if it had burned his fingers.

“Johnnie—Sir John,” he stammered, “what d’ye mean? Why are you here?”

“Surely, Hector, oh, surely you can guess—you that were my father’s
comrade and my best friend?”

Sir Hector turned to stare down into the fire, and when next he spoke,
voice and manner were wholly changed.

“Sir John ... John ... O Johnnie lad ... is it forget an’ forgi’e ye mean
... for auld lang syne? Can ye forgi’e so deadly an insult? Na—na, lad,
bide a wee!... Mebbe I was o’er hasty wi’ ye ... mebbe I was no’ juist
mysel’ ... mebbe—oh, my certie, I was a muckle fule.... So, John—Johnnie
man, if——”

“Why, Hector,” exclaimed Sir John, setting down the candle rather
hastily, “’tis all forgotten long since, and ... and ... i’ faith,
Hector, but your wig is most damnably askew! Stand still and let me
straighten it for thee!”

And so Sir John reached up and resettled Sir Hector’s peruke as he had
been wont to do as a boy coaxing forgiveness for some fault, or as a
youth soothing the anger of a none too stern guardian; and somehow Sir
Hector’s great arm, as it had ever done on such occasions, crept about
Sir John’s shoulders and rested there.

“John,” quoth he, “I’m gettin’ auld ... and age, lad, is aye solitary....
We maun quarrel nae mair, Johnnie!”

“Never again, Hector.”

“Forbye, there’s nae wumman worth it—no, not one in a’ this warld, lad
... much less yon besom! An’ I gave ye the lie, John—you as ne’er leed
tae me in a’ y’r days.... I tak’ it back—I withdraw it, John, every
word, here and now. I did ye wrang, Johnnie, I did ye muckle wrang, an’
a’ by reason o’ yon feckless wench! I’m glad she ran awa’ ... though
I’ll no deny I’ve been a wee lonesome o’ late! Ah well, come, lad, we’ll
tak’ a glass an’ forget it—a wee drappie o’ Bunkle’s gumboo whilk is a
concoction ye’ll no’ find in ony place but in Sussex, an’ worthy sic a
sweet country. Ye’ll drink wi’ me, John?”

“With all my heart, Hector! But pray remember that my name is still
Derwent.”

Sir Hector nodded and rapped gently on the panelling, at which summons
one of the five doors opened and Mr. Bunkle reappeared, though from a
totally opposite point of the compass; but scarcely had he, smiling and
deft, fulfilled Sir Hector’s order and Sir John raised the fragrant
beverage to his lips, than yet another door was softly unlatched and
Robert the Imperturbable halted upon the threshold.

“Sirs,” said he, favouring them with that movement that was neither
salute nor bow and yet something of both, “think it proper to report
sounds of distant musketry.”

“Musketry, Robbie?” exclaimed Sir Hector. “Musketry, d’ye say?”

“The same, sir!”

“Did I no’ tell ye, Peter man, did I no’ tell ye? There’s murder afoot!
And a’ by reason o’ that de’il Sayle, damn him!”

Silently Mr. Bunkle led the way into his unlighted tap-room and, opening
the wide lattice, they stood there in the dark, hearkening with straining
ears; and presently, borne upon the wind from afar, came the faint report
of firearms, four or five shots in rapid succession.

“That’ll be ’twixt here an’ Exeat, I rackon,” quoth Mr. Bunkle.

“O man!” cried Sir Hector bitterly, “is it no’ a fearfu’ thocht that
Sussex lads—aye, neighbours belike, may be murderin’ each ither?”

“Why, sir,” answered Mr. Bunkle, “it be only the sojers, d’ye see——”

“The soldiers!” exclaimed Sir Hector, “and ’tis Sayle hath brought ’em!
Look’ee, John, hitherto all men, coastguard, preventive and trader, being
Sussex men, have lived together like brothers—which, according to ‘The
Word,’ is a vera desirable an’ blessed thing, y’ ken, John—not that I
haud wi’ the nee-farious traffic, mind ye, but ... but ... aweel, damn
Sayle, onyway!”

“’Eartily, sir! But never worrit,” admonished Mr. Bunkle philosophically.
“Arter arl, it be only sojers a-shootin’ in the dark ... an’ even roses
’as thorns, sir, and——” Here Mr. Bunkle paused as more shots rang out.

“Tae the de’il wi’ y’r thorrns, man!” cried Sir Hector, “yon was much
nearer.”

“Why, so it were, sir,” Mr. Bunkle admitted; “but they be only shootin’
at Jarge Potter, I do ’ope——”

“Hope, man, hope?” questioned Sir Hector fiercely.

“Aye, sir; ye see, whiles they sojers was a-laying in wait for Jarge,
Jarge were a-layin’ in wait for they wi’ ponies an’ tubs arl complete an’
’arf a dozen stout lads. Well, sirs, s’ soon as they sojers spy Jarge,
away Jarge goes, though not too fast, an’ they sojers arter ’im. Jarge do
know every yard o’ the country ’ereabouts, ah, blindfold ’e do—an’ leads
they sojers up an’ down an’ ’ere an’ there by the ’ardest ways ’till,
being a-top of an ’ill, Jarge gi’es the word, the lads unloose a tub an’
away goes that theer tub a-rollin’ an’ a-boundin’ down a-top o’ they
sojers, d’ye see, an’ away goes Jarge again in the dark ’till ’e feels
like lettin’ they sojers ’ave another ’un an’ another ’till arl ’is tubs
be gone ... an’ then gallop it is an’ away goes Jarge leavin’ they sojers
wi’ naun to show for their ’ard labour ’cept mud an’ gubber an’ bruises,
d’ye see!”

“Ah—but the tubs, Peter man, they hae the tubs!”

“Oh ah, sir, they ’ave the tubs—plenty on ’em, sir, full o’ ditch-watter!
And the rest o’ the lads safe away wi’ the stuff—ah, it should be arl
stowed safe an’ sound by now, I rackon! So doan’t ye worry your ’ead nor
yet grizzle, Sir ’Ector. They sojers woan’t never ketch Jarge, not by no
means, an’ in a bit they’ll be a-marchin’ back a-carryin’ o’ they tubs
o’ watter mighty careful an’ that ’appy-’earted, sir—like birds they’ll
be—’till they finds out, d’ye see. So——”

Here Mr. Bunkle’s eloquence was again disturbed by shooting, a scattered
volley so much nearer and louder that Sir John instinctively peered
from the casement expecting to see the village start from its slumbers
in clamorous dismay. But Alfriston slumbered on; it seemed as serenely
unperturbed by such trivial happenings as the old Cross itself, which
has doubtless known overmuch of the like episodes in its weary length of
days; not a door opened, not a light glimmered, not a sound broke the
chaste quiet of its street save blustering wind and creaking sign.

“Aweel, aweel, I’m awa’!” quoth Sir Hector, taking hat and cloak. “Say
what ye will, Bunkle man, musket-balls be ill things day or nicht, ye
ken, an’ amang the lads oot yonder be braw friends o’ mine, so I’m awa’——”

“What to do, Hector?” inquired Sir John.

“Wha kens, lad, wha kens! But yon men ha’ drunk wi’ me an’ grupped
ma hand in friendship, an’ I’ll dae wha’ I may for ’em, be they
smugglin’-bodies or no.”

“Why, then, I’ll come with ye, Hector——”

“Na, na, John! Hoot-toot, dinna be sic a muckle fule—”

“If you go, Hector, so do I.”

“But think, John, gin ye’re taken by Sayle’s soldiers, damn him!”

“Your risk shall be mine, Hector!”

“Well spoke, sir!” nodded Mr. Bunkle. “Sir ’Ector must not be mixed up in
to-night’s business, not no’ow, sir, so if you be his friend——”

“Bunkle man, hand that clapper o’ yours!” cried Sir Hector.

“Your hat and cloak, sir!” said the imperturbable Robert.

“Lead on, Hector, we follow!”

“John, ye’re an unco’ obstinate, self-willed——”

“I am,” laughed Sir John, folding long cloak about him—“especially
to-night!”

“Umph-humph!” exclaimed Sir Hector, and strode forth of the inn.




CHAPTER XXV

TELLETH HOW SIR JOHN BEHELD THE GHOST


Down a dark and narrow lane Sir Hector led them, across a wide meadow,
over a dim stream spanned by footbridge, along a glimmering road overhung
by rustling trees, through a gate and so to a grassy, wind-swept upland
crowned by a hedge with a mystery of trees beyond; a desolate gloom
full of ghostly stirrings, with mournful sighs and groanings in every
wind-gust. Here Sir Hector paused suddenly and stood very still and
silent.

“And, pray, what now?” questioned Sir John.

“Whisht, lad! Can ye no’ see I’m listenin’?”

“Aye, but why are you here? What do you purpose, Hector?”

“Wull ye no’ be still, John?”

“Not until I know why you run such needless risk. If the preventive
officers discover us we shall be apprehended as accessories. If you
attempt to stay them in their duty, you will be branded as a smuggler
yourself——”

“Umph-humph!” exclaimed Sir Hector, emitting a sound between laugh and
groan.

“What is the meaning of it all, Hector?”

“Then, John, if ye must have it” answered Sir Hector in his precise
English, “though as an elder of the Scottish Church, a baronet, a general
and a MacLean o’ Duart, I do not hold with the lawless and therefore
nefarious traffic of smuggling, yet being also of a reprehensibly
perverse and damnably adventurous spirit, I am the greatest smuggler of
them all——”

“You, Hector ... you?”

“Myself, John! I own the _True Believer_, every plank an’ spar an’
rivet—though ne’er a body kens it save Potter, Bunkle and Sharkie
Nye. Aye, an’ ’tis mony a hundred guineas I’ve handled these last twa
years, but, bein’ elder, y’ ken, I’ve spent every penny on guid warks
... there’s the wee chapel ower to Berwick ... the row o’ almshooses
ower to Seaford ... there’s blankets an’ kindlin’ to comfort auld banes
i’ the winter. An’ yet, Johnnie, do what I will, the kirk elder in me
canna abide the smuggler, whateffer! So whate’er the smuggler gains, the
elder spends.... And to-night that de’il Sayle hath loosed strangers and
soldiers on us, and thus ... if the lads must run risk o’ bullet and
capture, so will I, since, like them. I’m just a smuggler. Aweel, here’s
my confession, an’ muckle glad am I to be oot wi’t at last. An’ now,
John, what’s your judgment?”

For a moment Sir John was silent, then he laughed a little unsteadily and
slipped his hand within Sir Hector’s arm.

“O Hector—thou paradox!” quoth he. “Was there ever stranger, more
lovable anomaly than Hector Lauchlan MacLean ... with his smuggling and
almshouses? ’Faith, thou soarest far beyond my poor understanding. And
who am I to judge thee? And, besides——”

“Sirs,” said the Corporal in sudden, hoarse whisper, “beg to report
moving bodies on our left front.”

Sure enough, between the fitful wind-gusts was a confused murmur of sound
that grew momentarily louder, until they could distinguish the muffled
trampling of horses toiling up the steep ascent. Suddenly, afar in the
dimness was the flash and report of a musket, the whine of a bullet with
a distant shouting and clamour of pursuit. On came the fugitives near
and nearer, a vague blur, the dim shapes of scrambling horses and men;
nearer, until the watchers could hear the snort of labouring animals, the
panting of men hard-pressed, a groan, a sobbing, muttered oath of pain
and weariness, and then a voice cheery, dominating, familiar:

“Bear up, Tom lad, it be only a bit farther! Bear up an’ we’ll cog ’em
yet. You, Dick, is yon keg loose?”

“Aye, Jarge, it be.”

“Then let ’em ’ave it! Away wi’t!”

Ensued a creak of leather, a heavy thud, and away down the slope bounded
the unseen missile; and then horses and men were past and swallowed in
the pervading gloom.

But from below rose shouts, cries and cheers, a growing tumult, and
up the slope straggled the pursuers, a mixed company of soldiery and
coastguards pounding by with a rattle of accoutrements and the dull gleam
of bayonet and cutlass.

And then Sir John found himself running also, but still grasping Sir
Hector’s arm and keeping always in the gloom of hedges; on and on till he
was breathless; past gloomy trees, across dykes and ditches, stumbling
and slipping yet still maintaining fast hold of his companion’s arm; on
through a dim-seen gate and so along a dusty road until Sir Hector halted
all at once.

“Hark, John!” he panted. “Hark to yon!”

In their front was sudden clamour swelling to exultant shouts and cheers,
whereupon Sir Hector cursed bitterly and hurried on again with tireless
stride.

“What is it?” gasped Sir John.

“They’ve captured some o’ the lads!” panted Sir Hector. “An’ now ’tis tae
the rescue or be taken wi’ ’em ... loose me, John!”

“No, by heaven!”

“Johnnie man—loose me! My place is beside the poor lads yonder.”

“And I say ’tis here——”

“By God, John—must I knock ye down?” Sir Hector’s threatening fist was
seized and held for a moment in the Corporal’s powerful grasp, while
they reeled to and fro, all three locked in desperate grapple. Then Sir
Hector, exerting his giant strength, hurled the Corporal into the ditch,
swung Sir John violently aloft, and as suddenly set him back upon his
feet, for from the gloom before them rose a sound very awful to hear, the
shrill screaming of a man in the direst extremity of agony or fear.

“Guid save ’s a’—what’s yon?” gasped Sir Hector, as the dreadful sound
shuddered to silence. “O man, what awfu’ thing is chancin’?”

A sudden shot, followed by three or four in rapid succession; a confusion
of shrieks and hoarse outcries, a wild, rapidly growing hubbub.

“They’re running, sir!” quoth the Corporal.

“They’re comin’ back!” cried Sir Hector. “D’ye no’ hear ’em, Johnnie—d’ye
no’ hear ’em?”

“Aye, Hector. And, by heaven, they run like madmen! Quick ... behind this
tree! Robert, are ye there?”

“On your honour’s left flank!”

Crouched in the shadow, they waited; beheld dimly a wild rabble of
fleeing men who sobbed and groaned and cast away weapons and equipment
to aid their flight. For there, flitting in pursuit, was a monstrous and
gruesome thing outlined in pallid flame, a gigantic horror that lifted
high in air two huge, widespreading horns tipped with green fire. On it
came, swiftly, silently, a ghastly shape of fear, at sight of which Sir
Hector groaned aloud and strove to hide his gigantic person behind the
tree, while Robert, recoiling upon his master, drew forth a pistol with
shaking hand.

“Don’t shoot!” cried Sir John in fierce command; even as he spoke the
fearful thing flitted past and all suddenly was gone.

“Save us a’!” gasped Sir Hector. “Yon was a kelpie!” And, sitting down at
foot of the tree, he took off his hat and wig to mop sweating brow, while
the Corporal stood rigid, glaring, hand tight clenched upon the pistol he
held.

“Your honour observed its horns?” he questioned at last hoarsely.

“I did, Robert!”

“Tipped wi’ fire, sir, an’ a yard wide, just as I told your honour.”

“The description was very exact, Robert. I recognised your ghost on the
instant.”

“Ghost, is it?” quoth Sir Hector scornfully. “Man, a ghost is a pretty
poppet in comparison! Yon was a kelpie, I’m tellin’ ye.”

“And the soldiers are all fled away, Hector, and ha’ left their prisoners
behind ’em!”

“And likewise most o’ their equipment, sir,” added the Corporal.

“O John, O Johnnie man,” moaned Sir Hector from his lowly seat, “’tis an
awfu’ thing we ha’ seen this nicht!”

“True, Hector. But Mr. Potter and his fellows are safe, and we have taken
no harm——”

“Whisht lad! Dinna be too sure; forbye, I’ve an unchancy feelin’ in ma
wame, an’ ma bowels be turned tae watter, Johnnie!”

“Then I suggest a jorum of Mr. Bunkle’s gumboo.”

“Na, na, Johnnie! When a man sees a kelpie ’tis time for him tae think
o’ ither things, y’ ken.... Come awa’ hame wi’ me instead, for ’tis a
solitary man I’ll be the nicht.”

Two o’clock was striking as they re-entered Alfriston to find it still
lapped in peaceful slumber. Reaching his habitation, Sir Hector lifted
the latch, but, finding the door gently resistant, paused.

“That’ll be Wully Tamson,” he explained. “Wully always sleeps across the
threshold whin he chances to be byordinar’ fu’. Hey, Wully man, wake
up!” And Sir Hector bowed mighty shoulder and hove the door wide enough
to gain admittance, whereupon from the pitchy gloom arose reproachful
groanings and plaintive mutterings that ended in stentorian snore.
“Come in,” quoth Sir Hector from the dark, “an’ mind ye don’t tread
on Wully.... So! Now wait ’till I find the candle.” Here the sound of
ineffectual gropings and a splintering crash. “A’ richt, Johnnie, ’twas
only a platter,” Sir Hector explained, “though what ’twas doin’ on the
mantel-shelf I dinna ken.... I pit the candle here somewhere, I’ll swear
... ah!” Ensued the sound of flint and steel and in due season the candle
was lighted to discover a small, disordered room; before the ashes of a
long-dead fire the single elbow-chair bore a pair of dusty riding-boots
and the joints of a fishing-rod, while the table was littered with sundry
unwashed crockery, amidst which reposed a weatherbeaten hat.

“’Tis no’ juist a palace, John, but what there is of it is hamely.... If
ye’ll pit some o’ the crockery on the floor we’ll crack a bottle for auld
lang syne—what—ye’ll no’. Aweel, mebbe ’tis a little early for’t, an’
we’ll be better in bed.”

“I think so, Hector. And I venture to suggest your cottage might be made
even more homely by a woman with a brush, or a mop, or——”

“A wumman, Johnnie, a wumman? Hoot—toot, she’d juist tidy a’ the comfort
oot o’ the place wi’ her sweepin’ an’ scowerin’—a wumman? My certie! I do
verra weel wi’ Wully Tamson. Guid-nicht t’ye, John——”

“Begging your pardon, Sir Hector,” quoth the Corporal, standing at
attention, “but what might a kelpie be pre-cisely?”

“Why, Robbie man, a kelpie is a beastie that’s no’ a beastie, being
supernatural y’ken, and yet ’tis a beastie o’ sorts wi’ horns an’ hoofs,
and no’ a healthy sicht for ony man.”

“And wherefore not healthy, sir?”

“Havers, man, because it is a kelpie, for sure! Johnnie man, I shall
sleep wi’ my pistols handy this nicht, for, though carnal weapons be no
good against bogles whateffer, more especially kelpies, there’s a deal o’
comfort in the feel o’ a pistol in your cloof.”




CHAPTER XXVI

CONCERNS ITSELF MAINLY WITH THE “MORNING AFTER”


The sun’s kindly beams were gilding the age-worn old Cross and making
it a thing of glory, for it was a golden morning. And, looking from his
lattice, Sir John blinked drowsily in the warm radiance, though Alfriston
had been long awake and full of cheery, leisured bustle. Borne to him on
the fragrant air was a mingling of comfortable, homely sounds: the faint
rattle of crockery, the clank of a pail, a snatch of song, voices raised
in greeting, a faint, melodious whistling, with the clink of hammer and
anvil. Indeed, the only silent object in the whole cheery place seemed to
be the weatherbeaten old Cross itself.

Alfriston was serenely awake; folk went about their business with a
placid deliberation, or paused to exchange comments on weather, present
and to come, on growing crops and things in general, but with never a
word for the desperate doings of last night.

True, Mr. Muddle, on his way to perform some mystery with the pitchfork
he bore across his shoulder, limped noticeably in his gait, which was,
as he very willingly explained, “Arl-on-’count-of-my ol’ mare as put ’er
’oof down ’pon my fut that ’ard as ’tis gurt mercy I can walk at arl——”

Mr. Pursglove likewise exhibited a hand and forearm swathed in bandages
which, he averred ... “moight ha’ been much worse, seein’ the bill-’ook I
’apped tu be a-usin’ of were so shaarp as a razor!” Also divers others of
the community discovered upon their persons sundry bruises and abrasions,
the which elicited little or no comment, for Alfriston, in its own
gentle fashion, was very wide awake this morning.

Thus Sir John, lolling at night-capped ease, looked down upon this
placid, homely scene, hearkened to the soft-drawling, Sussex voices,
breathed the fragrant air and felt that life was good. All at once he
started, drew in his head with a jerk, and, snatching off his tasselled
night-cap, peered from the secure shelter of the window-curtain.

She stood looking up at the old Cross, a tall, stately creature, and yet,
despite her stature, there was in every supple line of her, in the very
folds of her simple habit, that same air of clean, rustic maidenliness
that Sir John remembered so well.

Her print gown was much the same as those worn by other country maids,
and yet its effect how vastly different! How graciously it flowed, now
hiding, now half-revealing her shapeliness; how cunningly it clung to
pliant waist and full, rounded bosom. Her jetty curls were ’prisoned in a
small, laced cap; in her hand she bore a deep-brimmed straw hat.

And thus, as she gazed up at the old cross, Sir John gazed down on her,
marvelling anew and happy in his wonderment.

Now as my lady stood viewing the ancient cross, there chanced by a
country damsel with a large basket upon her arm—a shapely young girl with
a remarkably trim foot and ankle.

“Pray, my dear,” says my lady, waving her hat towards the old cross,
“what strange thing is this?”

“O mam,” answers Rusticity, blushing and curtsying, “it be only the ol’
market cross as arl strangers do come to stare at.”

“Then,” says my lady, smiling, “they might do better by staring at thee,
for thou’rt monstrous pretty.”

“O mam!” falters Rusticity, with another curtsy.

“What is thy name, child?” questions my lady.

“Ann, if you please, mam—Ann Dumbrell.”

“And why d’ye call me ‘mam’?”

“Because, mam,” answers Rusticity, blushing again, “because you be so ...
so fine, mam, an’ arl!”

“Heavens!” exclaims my lady with a pretty petulance, “we must amend
this, Ann! For look’ee, child, I be no finer than thyself—just a simple,
country maid I be—and solitary. So I’ll walk with thee, Ann, if I may.
And my name is Rose.”

“Yes, mam.”

“Nay, call me ‘Rose.’”

“Yes, Rose ... mam.”

“May I go with thee awhile, Ann? And don’t say ‘mam’!”

“Yes, m—Rose.”

“Then I’ll aid thee with thy basket—come!”

“Oh no, no—Rose. My ol’ trug be naun heavy, and your ’ands be so—so——”

“So what?”

“White an’ pretty.”

“Tush!” says my lady, scowling at the members in question. “They be very
strong hands, child. Come, give me hold o’ thy basket!”

And presently from the shadow of his curtain Sir John saw them walk away,
the large basket a-swing between them, and they laughing and chatting
together gaily.

No sooner were they out of sight than Sir John tossed night-cap to
ceiling and rang the bell.

“Bob,” quoth he as the Corporal appeared, “Bob, why the devil am I not
shaved and dressed?”

“Your honour’s orders were for your honour not to be disturbed till ten
o’clock, and ’tis scarce nine, sir.”

“No matter, Bob. Hot water!”

“Here, sir.”

“Then have at me, Robert—proceed!”

“Im-mediate, sir!”

And Sir John’s toilet commenced forthwith; during which nice business
they conversed as follows:

    SIR JOHN: Any news, Bob?

    ROBERT: Nothing to mention, sir ... though I did ’appen to
    hear that five soldiers and two o’ the coastguard are reported
    wounded, sir.

    SIR JOHN: Nothing serious, I hope?

    ROBERT: We hope not, sir.

    SIR JOHN: An ugly business, Bob.

    ROBERT: On-commonly, sir!

    SIR JOHN: Have you seen or heard anything of Mr. Potter?

    ROBERT: No, sir. It seems he’s vanished away again, being
    badly wanted by the preventive authorities. For I did ’appen
    to hear as ’twas him as is judged responsible for most o’ the
    casualties, sir.

    SIR JOHN: To be sure, he was wearing his old frieze coat! Ha’
    you been far abroad this morning, Bob?

    ROBERT: I did ’appen to step across the fields, sir.

    SIR JOHN: Very right, Bob. Health! Sunshine! Dew!

    ROBERT: It was a little doo-ey, sir.

    SIR JOHN: And you carried the basket, Bob, of course?

    ROBERT: Basket, sir...?

    SIR JOHN: HER basket, Bob ... and pray keep the shaving-brush
    out o’ my mouth!

    ROBERT: Your pardon, sir!

    SIR JOHN: Her basket, Bob!

    ROBERT: I judged it over heavy for a young fe——

    SIR JOHN: Damsel, Bob.

    ROBERT: Yes, sir.

    SIR JOHN: To be sure ’twas too heavy—and I fancy you ha’
    lathered me enough.

    ROBERT: I think so too, sir.

    SIR JOHN: She hath a remarkably neat foot, Bob!

    ROBERT: I have ob-served same, sir.

    SIR JOHN: And her voice grows upon one.... A voice suggestive
    of a nature sweet and——

    ROBERT: One moment, sir—your upper lip!

    (A moment’s silence while the Corporal plies deft razor.)

    SIR JOHN: I chanced to see her in converse with a young ...
    creature, Robert—a tall young woman in a laced cap?

    ROBERT: I re-marked same young person myself, sir.

    SIR JOHN: Is she a friend of Mistress Ann’s?

    ROBERT: Not knowing, can’t say, sir.

    SIR JOHN: Do you chance to know anything about this—er—young
    person?

    ROBERT: Nothing, sir, except as she seems to run very much to
    legs——

    SIR JOHN: Legs—begad!

    ROBERT: Pre-cisely, sir ... leggy, your honour.

    SIR JOHN: Ha, leggy! Didn’t you think her a young goddess?

    ROBERT: She didn’t strike me as such, sir.

    SIR JOHN: But you must ha’ remarked her beauty?

    ROBERT: Nothing to mention, sir.

    SIR JOHN: But damme—her shape! Her form! Her air! Her carriage!
    Her grace!

    ROBERT: Too much of ’em all, sir.

    SIR JOHN: ’S death, man—you must be blind!

    ROBERT: Very good, sir.

    SIR JOHN: No, Bob, not blind—thou’rt merely in love and that is
    infinitely worse.

    ROBERT: It is, sir!

    SIR JOHN: Why, then, go a-wooing, man, go a-wooing and put
    thyself out o’ thy misery one way or t’other.

    ROBERT: Can’t be done, sir. Misery must be endoored.

    SIR JOHN: Because thou’rt forty-five, Bob?

    ROBERT: And she’s scarce twenty turned, sir.

“Ha!” exclaimed Sir John portentously. “Hum!” And, his toilet at last
accomplished, he ran lightly down the stair to find awaiting him a most
inviting breakfast, of which he made short work, despite Mr. Bunkle’s
shocked remonstrances and reproachful looks.

“This here b’iledam, sir,” quoth Mr. Bunkle, caressing the edible in
question with the fork of an expert—“this here b’iledam desarves to be
ate respectful an’ dooly slow, wi’ thought to every chew an’ a pause
betwixt each swaller!”

“Forgive me, Mr. Bunkle,” smiled Sir John as he rose from the table,
“but, like the chameleon, I could feed on air—for a time at least!
Robert, my holly-stick! I think I will call on our Ancient Mr. Dumbrell.
Have ye any message, Bob?”

“None, sir.”

“Why, then, I must invent some. You might step over to Dering later in
the day, Robert. Adieu, Mr. Bunkle.”

“Dinner at ’arf-past twelve, sir!” sighed Mr. Bunkle, laying down the
carving-fork, “roast Sir Loin—’ot!”




CHAPTER XXVII

TELLETH HOW MR. DERWENT BEGAN HIS WOOING


Away strode Sir John across sunny fields, light of foot, treading a
springy turf, breathing a fragrant air, swinging his holly-stick and
vaulting stiles for the pure joy of it all. Birds piped and chirped from
hedge and thicket, larks carolled in the blue, rills bubbled and laughed,
and scabious flowers danced and swayed in the gentle wind in tune with
the universal gladness.

And so in good time came Sir John to High Dering. For there, perched
upon his accustomed stile in well-brushed hat and snowy smock-frock, sat
the Ancient Person in animated converse with one who leaned gracefully
against the gnarled post of the old stile, listening to the Aged One’s
talk, but watching Sir John from the shadow of her hat, with eyes quick
to heed all the careless, easy grace of him as he came light-treading
across the sun-dappled ling.

“Rose!” said he, and bared his head; now, beholding her startled, upward
glance, how should he know of the eyes that had taken such note of his
altered appearance, his plain attire? “Rose,” said he, “thou rose of
love!” And stood bare-headed, glad-eyed, to await her greeting.

“La, Mr. Derwent,” said she, “you wear strange, small hat, sir, yet
methinks it do become you better than your night-cap!”

“And yet ’tis a very excellent night-cap!” he retorted.

“Eh—eh?” piped the Aged One. “Be ye man an’ woife, then?”

“Not yet, Mr. Dumbrell, but——”

“Then wot’s she know about your noight-cap, young man, eh—eh? Tell oi
that!”

“I—I saw it this morning,” explained my lady, rather hastily—“this
morning as he leaned out of his chamber window——”

“Then, young man, ’ow dare ’ee stick y’r noight-cap out o’ winder in a
purty maid’s face? Shamed at ’ee, oi be!”

“But I drew it in again, Mr. Dumbrell!”

“No matter, young man, oi be shamed at ’ee! Wi’ y’r noight-cap an’ arl!”

“It shall not happen again, Mr. Dumbrell.”

“Oi be a ol’, ancient man, aye—a aged soul, oi be, an’ oi knaws wot oi
knaws an’ oi knaws as us doan’t want ’ee, young man, wi’ your noight-cap,
an’ arl!” Here the Aged One glared at the intruder with truculent eye,
but Sir John was looking at my lady, of course.

“So I have found thee at last, my Rose!” said he softly.

“Ha’ you looked for me, sir?”

“These very many weary days, child.”

“Your honour expected me, then?”

“Hourly.”

“And now that you behold me?”

“Now, Rose, the sun shines, the birds sing, the scabious flowers are
a-dance in their myriad hosts, and here standeth John Derwent to woo
thee——”

“Well, go ’way!” snarled the Aged One fiercely. “Go ’way; us doan’t want
’ee no’ow, young man! Us be a-’arking to each other an’ doan’t want
nobody—du us, my pretty? Lord, ’e du ha’ put me out! Wot was oi a-tellin’
ye, my dainty dear?”

“Of the day you and Sir Hector saved old Penelope the witch from being
drowned ... but the sun is very hot, pray put your hat on again, Mr.
Dumbrell! Nay, suffer me!” So saying, my lady took the well-brushed hat
and set it upon the old, white head so gently and with such pretty grace
that the Aged One leered at Sir John in chuckling triumph.

“Us doan’t want ’ee, young man, du us, my flower?”

“Indeed,” she laughed, “but you find wondrous pretty names for me——”

“Because ’tis purty you be ... no, ’andsome’s the word—a foine ’andsome
wench.”

“But over-large for a flower, I fear,” she sighed.

“Sizeable!” nodded the Aged One. “But oi loikes ’em big—allus did. So
doan’t ’ee worrit naun ’count o’ y’r size. An’ as fur ol’ Penelope, ’er
desarved arl ’er got, bein’ a witch.... An’ when it come to savin’ of
’er, I dunno as Sir ’Ector done so tur’ble much! Oi be an ol’ ancient
man, but oi bean’t nowise doddlish, an’ can save a witch as well as some
young ’uns an’ better’n most—ah, that oi can!”

“I’m sure of it! And is she still alive?”

“That she be. Witches bean’t easy to kill an’ doan’t aften doi—not in
Sussex, they doan’t. Oi been buryin’ folk arl my days an’ oi only buried
one witch, an’ ’er only doied because she ’appened to drown, not being
able to swim wi’ a stone round ’er neck, d’ye see——”

“A—a stone?” exclaimed my lady in tones of horror.

“Aye, a stone fur sure, my pretty. Toied ’un round ’er neck, they did,
an’ ’ove ’er into the river, they did, an’ so ’er doied. But this were
years an’ ages ago, when oi were younger. And ol’ Penelope be a tur’ble
powerful witch—give me a spell agin the axey as done me arl manner o’
good.”

“Did she cure you by magic?”

“Lord bless y’r pretty eyes—no! There bean’t nobody nor nothink can cure
oi, what wi’ that theer ol’ musket-ball o’ mine. But oi were moighty bad,
an’ ’long come a man one day in a p’inted ’at an’ a gownd wi’ silver
stars on to it an’ sold me a charm wrote on a three-carnered piece o’
paper wi’ these words as oi were to say three toimes over, marnin’, noon
an’ noight:

    Axey, axey oi defoi thee,
    Three days shiver, three days shake,
    Mak’ me well fur Marcy’s sake.

Well, oi sez ’em over an’ over ’till oi were black i’ the faace, but
it didn’t seem tu du me no good at arl, ’till one day ’long comes ol’
Penelope, tears up my charm an’ gi’es me some stuff in a liddle bottle as
oi must rub arl over myself ... which oi done. An’ Lord—arter a bit oi
got that skittish—used t’ kick up my ’ind legs loike any colt ... an’ me
a married man an’ arl. Oi dunno as if oi——”

“Grandfeäther!”

“Dannle it! That be my rum-an’-milk!” exclaimed the Aged One, scowling.

“Grandfeäther, be ye comin’?”

“Arl roight, lass, arl roight!” piped the old man pettishly, getting
from his perch with surprising nimbleness. “Oi’ll ’ave to go, my pretty
bird, oi’ll ’ave to leave ’ee or ’twill be milk an’ no rum! Ann be
that ’ard-’earted an’ ... Arl roight, Nan, ’ere oi be!” This as his
granddaughter appeared, who, beholding Sir John, blushed and curtsied.
Quoth she:

“’Tis tur’ble kind o’ you to bide an’ keep ’im comp’ny, Rose—mam, for ’e
du be that mischievious——”

“Never tak’ no ’eed o’ my Nan, ’er’s a babe!” retorted the Aged One. “An’
oi du ’ope as you’ll come an’ talk tu oi again, my Beauty Broight, fur oi
doan’t tak’ naun account o’ little ’uns, an’ you be a foine up-standin’,
down-sittin’ wench, sure-ly! An’ the young ’un ’ere thinks the same,
doan’t ’ee, young man?”

“I do!” answered Sir John fervently. “Indeed, I have never seen a more
up-standing, down-sitting wench in all my life!”

“Well, then, whoy doan’t ’ee up an’ tell ’er so, wi’out me a-doin’ it
fur ’ee. You be sweet on ’er, oi s’pose?”

“Monstrous so!”

“Well, then, whoy caan’t ’ee tell ’er summat about it? Ye caan’t
expect oi tu du it fur ’ee arl the toime. ’Ere you’ve stood a-lookin’
an’ a-starin’ an’ so silent as a turmut! That bean’t no waay tu win a
wench—no! Lord, oi were different in my young days; oi knawed the waay tu
go a-wooin’! An’ oi ain’t forgot yet, though I be such a ol’, aged soul!”

“Then perhaps you will help me, now and then?” Sir John suggested.

“Whoy, sence you ax me so sensible an’ modest-loike, oi dunno as oi
wun’t. For, if you bean’t much to look at, you be batter’n some, an’ she
moight du worse.”

“It is possible!” sighed Sir John.

“So oi dunno as oi wun’t put in a word for ’ee noo an’ then wi’ the lass.
But moind ye if oi win ’er for ’ee an’ she doan’t turn out arl as you
expect, an’ woives never do no’ow, doan’t ’ee go fur to blame oi!”

“Grandfer, your rum-an’——”

“Hesh a minute, Nan, hesh an’ lemme finish, will ’ee? Marriage, young
man, be arl roight whiles ye be single, but when you be married ’tis
generally-mostly-arlways arl wrong—oi’ve troid it twoice, an’ oi knaw! So
jest so soon as she begins to feel weddin’ish, oi leaves the matter to
you. An’ now, Nan, gimme y’r arm!”

“Boide a minute, Grandfeäther——”

“Whaffor, Nan? Ain’t ye kep’ me a-waiting long enough?”

“I’ve a message for the gen’elman——”

“Gen’elman, lass? ’Oo? Wheer? D’ye mean—’im?” And the Aged One pointed at
Sir John with wavering stick. “’E bean’t no gen’elman—look at ’is ’at!
Gen’elman’s ’ats ’as goold lace onto ’em loike Sir ’Ector’s of a Sunday
an’ Lord Sayle’s of a week-day. Look at ’is coat—so plain! An’ ’e aren’t
got no sword neether! Gen’elman—’im? ’E be jest a respectable young man——”

“You hear that, Rose?” cried Sir John, ecstatic. “You hear? There
speaketh hoary Wisdom!”

“’Oo’s ’oary—me?” demanded the Aged Soul, scowling.

“Yourself, Mr. Dumbrell, and are therefore to be revered. Your hand, Sir
Reverence, your hand, I beg!”

“Whoy, oi dunno as oi loike the sound o’ that ’ere word——”

“Mr. Dumbrell, you in your nescience saw ’neath the hollow shams and know
me for what I truly am, a respectable young man. O most excellent Aged
Soul, I thank thee for that word! Mr. Dumbrell, your hand, pray.”

So, after some little hesitation, the sharp-tongued, little old man
reached tremulous hand to Sir John’s warm clasp, and, looking up into Sir
John’s smiling eyes, the Aged Soul smiled also; quoth he:

“Young man, oi dunno as you bean’t better-lookin’ than what oi
thought—leastways your eyes is worth any lass a-lookin’ at, oi rackon,
an’—whoy, what be this ’ere?” And the old man stared down at his open
palm. “By the pize—a guinea! Dannel it, young man, what be this fur? What
do ’ee mean by it?”

“Do not be angry, Mr. Dumbrell; pray accept it as a small mark of esteem
and gratitude from one respectable man to another.”

“Whoy, since you puts it that ways, young man, we woan’t arg’ about
it, an’ oi dunno as oi bean’t almoighty glad of’t.... A guinea, Nan, a
goolden guinea! ’Ere be baccy for oi an’ that ’ere cherry ribband for
you, an’ sugar for oi, an’ a noo ’at for oi.... Young man, oi thank
’ee, an’ so du Nan.... Thank ’un, Nan; mak’ y’r reverence an’ show y’r
manners, lass!”

“Not forgetting your message, Ann,” prompted Sir John.

“Yes, sir,” she answered, curtsying repeatedly, “though ’twere only
Gammer Haryott as bid me say if I see you, sir, as she would like a word
wi’ you, sir.”

“What about my rum-an’-milk?” demanded the Aged Soul pettishly. “’Ere be
oi a-vadin’ an’ famishin’ an’ perishin’ awaay, an’ you a-maggin’ an’ me
a-waitin’ an’ nobody to ’tend to oi no’ow, nowhen nor nothin’! Come an’
gimme my rum-an’-milk or no ribbands, moind that! G’marnin’, young man,
an’ doan’t ’ee go a-throwin’ your money away so woild-loike an’ rackless!
Marnin’, my purty dear! You’ll foind oi settin’ a-top o’ stoile every
marnin’ when it be sunny.” So saying, the Aged Soul bared his white head
gallantly, nodded, and suffered his dutiful granddaughter to lead him
away.

My lady was silent awhile, watching them as they went, the girl so young
and strong and motherly, the old man so bowed and feeble; and Sir John,
regarding his companion keen-eyed, saw in her look an unwonted tenderness
and, when at last she spoke, heard her voice strangely tender also.

“O Sussex!” she murmured. And then: “They are worth caring for, these
unspoiled folk o’ the Down Country.”

“They are, Herminia!” he answered. At this she turned and looked at him,
frowning a little.

“Have you done so, Sir John?” she questioned. “Have you cared for their
comfort and welfare?”

“Alas, no!” he answered. “I, like you, my lady, have preferred the town
hitherto, and, heaven help me, was therewith fairly content! Which is
matter for some wonder, for here were the Downs and here the Dumbrell——”

“That Aged Soul!” she added, smiling suddenly. “As gallant as any town
beau, more dignified, and infinitely more sincere.”

“Rose child, I perceive thou hast also found eyes to see withal!”

“Is this so amazing, your honour?”

“Not so much as to behold a fine lady who honours Rusticity and finds joy
in simple, homely things.”

“Indeed, sir, I do love the country, especially Sussex, for, as your
honour may ha’ forgot, I was born here.”

“Then, if you will, I can show you other wonders. First, there is Dame
Penelope Haryott, whom fools call a witch and rogues have sought to
murder, ere now.”

“Murder!” exclaimed my lady, wrinkling her brow. “Oh! And yet surely
witches be horrid creatures! Ha’n’t you read of ’em?... Leagued with all
manner of evil spirits for the working of evil.... Ha’n’t you read what
learned philosophers ha’ writ concerning’ em, sir?”

“Aye, I have.”

“Well, if this woman be truly a witch——”

“But was there truly ever a witch, child?”

“Your honour may have heard of the Witch of Endor?”

“Hum!” quoth Sir John. “Can it be that you believe in witchcraft, black
magic and the like fooleries?”

“Don’t you, sir?”

“No more than I do in ghosts, child.”

“The girl Ann tells me that ghosts often walk in these parts.”

“Aye, so they do,” laughed Sir John, “and to some purpose.”

“Then, despite the Bible and philosophers, your superior wisdom doth not
believe in witches?”

“No, indeed.”

“Nor ghosts?”

“No, child.”

“Because you chance never to ha’ seen one, sir!”

“Because I have, rather. Indeed, Rose, a most effective ghost——”

“You have positively seen a ghost? When? Where?” she demanded. But,
turning a bend in the road they came upon a horseman, a cadaverous
person in threadbare clerical garb, who bestrode a very plump steed.

“A fair prospect to the eye!” he exclaimed, nodding gloomily towards
Dering village, where it nestled under the sheltering Down. “Aye, a fair
prospect, and yet, in very truth, a ‘whited sepulchre’ ... not a thatch
that doesn’t leak, scarce a cottage that is truly habitable——”

“Shameful!” exclaimed my lady.

“And wicked!” added the parson in his gentle voice, his haggard face
very woeful. “For how shall folk take heed to their soul’s welfare until
their bodies be comfortable? Alas, you behold yonder the evils of a bad
landlord. Sir John Dering hath much to answer for. Better he were dead
and the land in better keeping.”

“Dead, sir!” exclaimed my lady, aghast.

“And wherefore not?” continued the parson in his gentle accents, while
his eyes smouldered. “A merciless, grinding bailiff and a profligate
landlord make for a suffering tenantry.”

“You are the Reverend Mr. Hartop, I think, sir?” questioned Sir John,
bowing.

“The same, sir,” answered the parson, returning the salute. “And I, who
know and love these rustic folk, say again that for the general good,
an evil landlord is better dead.... And consider Sir John Dering’s
reputation, his scandalous life!”

“True!” sighed Sir John; “his reputation doth show him a very monster of
iniquity.”

“God forgive him!” sighed the parson. “Duellist and man of blood,
desperate gambler and of wild, unholy life.... A few poor hundreds of the
guineas he throws away at the gaming-table or wastes on nameless evil
would mean all the difference ’twixt misery and happiness, sickness and
health to the folk of High Dering. Heaven forgive the Wicked Dering the
evil he hath wrought.”

“Amen!” added Sir John. “How potent and far-reaching is a man’s
reputation, Rose!”

“How different the son from his honoured sire!” sighed Mr. Hartop.

“Alas, yes, sir!” answered Sir John. “And yet, sir, I have it on
excellent authority that this most iniquitous gentleman hath lately
become a ‘respectable young man.’”

“Sir,” exclaimed the parson, opening his mild eyes a little wider than
usual, “sir, you amaze me! Heaven send it be indeed so, for his own sake
and the future welfare of his neglected people.” Saying which, Mr. Hartop
lifted shabby hat and rode gloomily away.

“‘For the general good,’” repeated Sir John wistfully, “‘for the general
good an evil landlord were better dead.’ Here is an arresting thought,
child ... and how bitterly true!”

“But you are alive!” said she, staring towards the quiet village beneath
wrinkled brows. “Live, then, to better purpose.”

“Ah, Rose,” he sighed, “thy pretty moralities fall so trippingly from
thy rosy, innocent lip; thou art in thy simple wisdom such an angel of
inspiration that I would we had met ... five weary years ago!”

“Five years ago?” she repeated, turning upon him. “Have you forgot——?”
Here, beholding his grim-smiling mouth, the mockery of his eyes, she
caught her breath and was silent.

“Five long years ago, child, I killed a man—by accident. Ah, sweet Rose,
gentle maid, if only thou hadst come to me then ... to soothe my bitter
grief! Dear, lovely Rose, that little ‘if’ held, then as now, a world of
possibilities even for such an abandoned wretch as ‘the Wicked Dering.’
But we are still alive, and to live is to hope.... And Dame Haryott
desires speech with me. And thou would’st behold a witch, so come thy
ways with thy loving, gentle John.”

“Gentle?” cried she angrily. “Aye, with the eyes of a mocking fiend!”

“But the heart of a respectable young man, Rose!”

“Your crime brought its own consequences, sir.”

“It did!” he sighed. “And not the least of ’em, thyself! When wilt marry
me?”

“Never!”

“Then the matter being settled—for the present let us to the witch, hand
in hand like good friends.”

“No!”

“Yes!”

“Leave me, sir!”

“Give me thy hand.”

“Oh—I hate you!” she cried passionately.

“Good!” he nodded placidly. “’Tis better than indifference. Thy hand,
Rose.”

For answer she turned away, silently contemptuous, and began to retrace
her steps; but he caught her wrist and checked her suddenly, whereupon
she struck viciously at him, knocking off his hat, then her other hand
was ’prisoned also in so tense a grip that, knowing it vain to struggle,
she disdained further effort and faced him, coldly defiant.

“Coward, you hurt me!”

“Madam, you behave like a peevish hoyden! Such tricks may pass with
your hysterical fine ladies but, while in Sussex, I suggest you ape the
dignified calm o’ Rusticity.”

“Will you loose me?”

“Are you done with your fishwifely tantrums?”

My lady held herself pridefully, glared furiously, then suddenly bit her
lip, bowed her head, and something bright and sparkling fell upon his
hand; at this he loosed her suddenly and she as suddenly turned her back
upon him.

Sir John picked up his hat, knocked the dust from it, put it on, and
stood regarding her pensively.

“Rose,” said he at last, “dear child, suffer me to take thy hand.” Then
he reached and clasped her unresisting fingers; and thus, hand in hand,
they went on down the lane together.




CHAPTER XXVIII

TELLETH HOW MY LADY ADOPTED A FAIRY GODMOTHER


High Dering, drowsing in the sun, opened a door here and there to stare
in idle wonderment as Sir John handed his companion in at Dame Haryott’s
garden wicket, for visitors were rare, more especially such visitors as
these who bowed and curtsied to each other with such courtly, albeit
frigid, ceremony; so High Dering opened its doors a little wider and
became a trifle more awake as Sir John knocked.

And, after some while, chains rattled, bolts creaked, the heavy door
opened, and old Penelope stood peering at them from the dim interior.

“Good-day, Mrs. Penelope,” said Sir John, removing his hat and saluting
her in his easy, unaffected manner. “You desired to see me, I think?”

“Aye, I did,” she answered ungraciously, “but not along of a tattlin’
wench.”

My lady stared and flushed angrily.

“I will go!” said she, and drawing herself to her noble height, turned
away, supremely disdainful as an outraged goddess; but old Penelope, who
knew little of goddesses and cared less, was no whit abashed.

“Hoity-toity!” quoth she; “bide a bit, wench!” and my Lady Herminia found
her stately progress checked by the crook of old Penelope’s stick that
had hooked itself suddenly about her arm.

My lady turned and, amazed beyond speech, viewed the audacious old
creature from head to foot until, meeting the fierce old eyes, her gaze
paused there and thus, for a long moment, they stared at each other, the
old woman and the young, while Sir John wisely held his peace.

“Ha!” exclaimed Dame Haryott at last, looking more malevolent and
witch-like than usual, “an’ who be you, young mistress, wi’ y’r white
’ands, an’ dressed out like a country-lass, as do carry y’rself so
proud-like? Hush and I’ll tell ’ee. You be one as long loved Love, an’
sought it vainly till, one day, ye found it—in your own heart ... the
love for a man——”

“I—I love no man!” cried my lady, with a strange vehemence.

“Bah!” quoth Penelope harshly, “’tis peepin’ at me from y’r eyes,
flushin’ in y’r cheek. First, ’twas love o’ y’rself, which was a bad
love, but now ... aha, now it be love for a man! A love as shall grow an’
grow till it be a pain ... some love be a pain, I know ... and ’tis the
only love worth ’aving!”

“I love no man!” repeated my lady.

“Shall I speak his name, mistress?”

“No—no!” answered my lady, a little breathlessly.

“Oho!” chuckled old Penelope in most witch-like manner. “Oho! ... ‘no,
no!’ quo’ she!... An’ ’er so proud an’ arl! But I know, aye, ol’ Pen
knows! For I loved once when the world was younger an’ kinder.... I
were tall then, and nigh prideful as you, afore age an’ sorrow bent me
an’ love humbled me. Love? Aye, but ’twas worth the pain, for ’twas a
love hath sweetened the bitter o’ the long, weary years, an’ cheered my
loneliness ... a love as I shall tak’ wi’ me to a better place an’ find
Happiness at last, maybe—Happiness ... after s’much bitter solitude!”

Suddenly the old eyes were upturned to the radiant heaven, their
fierceness was softened by the glitter of slow-gathering, painful tears;
and then, upon that bowed and aged shoulder came a hand, a gentle hand
yet strong, for all its white delicacy; and my lady spoke in voice Sir
John had never heard from her before:

“Art so very lonely?”

“Lonely?” The word was a groan, and the drooping shoulders sank lower.
“I’ve been a lone soul all my days—wi’ none to care for me since HE died,
an’ none to tak’ my part except Jarge and Sir Hector ... the liddle
children mock me ... the women be worse! An’ I du be gettin’ that old and
weary!... Sometimes I can scarce brave it any more!”...

“Wilt take me for thy friend, old Penelope?”

The old woman lifted white head proudly as any person of quality might
have done and stared at my lady keenly, then reached up and patted the
hand upon her shoulder.

“’Tis come too late!” sighed she. “You be too young an’ I be too old for
friendship ... but I thank ye kindly.”

“Then you’ll suffer me to come and talk with you sometimes, Penelope?”

“Why, ye see, the roof leaks, an’ the chimbley smokes——”

“The more shame to Sir John Dering!” exclaimed my lady fiercely.

“Aye,’twere different in the ol’ squire’s time—the other Sir John as
marched away wi’ his sojers an’ never came back ... the world was better
then ... ’specially High Dering. But to-day they name me witch, an’ a
witch’s cottage bean’t no place for young maids—’specially your sort! But
since you be here, come in an’ sit ye down—both on ye! An’ if ye’ll wait
’till my kittle b’iles I’ll brew ye a dish o’ tea——”

“Tea?” exclaimed my lady.

“Aye, I generally tak’s a drop towards noon; it do warm my old bones!” So
saying, she led them into the cottage and very carefully locked, bolted
and chained the door.

“I do this,” she explained, “because happen they may come an’ mak’
trouble for me—sudden-like!”

“Who, pray?” demanded my lady indignantly.

“Any fule as finds ’is cow gone dry, or ’is crop blighted, or ’is horse
off its feed, or his child in a fit.... Lord bless ’ee, child, doan’t
stare so! Ye see folks thinks I’ve ‘the evil eye’ an’ can blast ’em with
a look ... aye, but I wish I could, that I du!”

“And so,” continued Sir John, “they have stoned her, set dogs on her, and
threatened her with death by water and the fire, ere now——”

“Aye, but the dogs be worst!” cried old Penelope, giving the fire a
savage poke. “I can’t abide dogs!”

“By heaven!” exclaimed my lady in sudden ferocity, “would I were a man!”

“By heaven!” retorted Sir John, “I rejoice that you are not!”

“Tush!” she cried angrily, “’tis time there came a man to High Dering!”

“I have thought so too!” he answered gravely.

“Nay, I mean a strong man—a man of action!”

So saying, my lady rose, contemptuous, seeming to fill the small place
with the majesty of her presence.

“Dear Penelope,” said she gently, “suffer me to do that for you—I’ll lay
the cloth and——”

“No, no!”

“But I say yes!”

“O do ye an’ arl!” exclaimed the old woman fiercely. “This be my own
cottage till they turn me out an’ then——”

“Turn you out?”

“Aye, in two or three wiks!”

“You hear, sir; you hear?”

“I do!” answered Sir John.

“And when you are homeless, Penelope, what shall you do?”

“Walk an’ tramp ’till I caan’t go no further, an’ then find a quiet
corner to die in——”

“Nay, that you shall not!” cried my lady passionately. “I will take
ye—you shall come to me, I will adopt you——”

“Eh—eh!” gasped old Penelope, and very nearly dropped her cherished
Chinese teapot.

“You shall come to me, Penelope,” repeated my lady, taking the teapot
from her tremulous fingers. “I shall adopt you—nay, my dear soul, never
doubt me, I mean it every word!”

“But ... but,” stammered old Penelope, “they call me a witch! They ...
they——”

“Devil take ’em!” exclaimed my lady. “I will care for thee, Penelope!
Shalt find peace and comfort at last, thou brave soul!” And here, seeing
the old creature’s pitiful amaze, my lady stooped suddenly and pressed
warm lips on her wrinkled brow.

“Lord God!” exclaimed old Penelope, and sinking into the elbow-chair, hid
her face in her toil-worn hands. And presently she spoke in voice harsh
and broken, “There be nobody ... has kissed me ... since my dyin’ mother,
long an’ long ago!”

“My dear soul!” said my lady, and Sir John saw her eyes suddenly brim
with tears. “My dear soul, there is a woman shall kiss away thy sorrows
if she may.... For to-day, Penelope, thou hast found a friend and I a—a
fairy godmother! Let me kiss thee again, godmother!”

Slowly old Penelope raised her head to look into the face bowed above her.

“Happen I be dreamin’,” she sighed, “an’ shall wake by an’ by—but, O
child, it be good to dream—sometimes.”




CHAPTER XXIX

GIVETH SOME DESCRIPTIONS OF A TEA-DRINKING


“’Tis most excellent tea!” quoth my lady. “I vow I have never drank
better!”

“Arl the way from Chaney, mam.”

“And these beautiful dishes!”

“Chaney, too!” nodded old Penelope proudly. “An’ look at my teapot! I
means to tak’ it along wi’ me when they do turn me out, though ’twill be
a bit ’ard to carry, I rackon. But ye see, mam, I——”

“Nay, godmother, call me Rose.”

“No, mam, it doan’t come easy to my tongue.”

“I may call you Penelope, mayn’t I?”

“For sure!”

“And fairy godmother?”

“Aye, though I be more witch than fairy, I rackon.”

“Then, godmother Penelope, pray call me Rose.”

“Rose, then!” she snapped.

“I think,” said Sir John in his pleasant voice, “you have some message
for me, Mrs. Penelope?”

“Gimme time, young man, gimme time! I bean’t kissed an’ called a fairy
every day, so gimme——” She paused suddenly and seemed to listen intently,
“I rackon you’d best be goin’—both on ye!”

“But why, pray?” demanded my lady.

“Happen I’ll ha’ trouble here presently.”

“Then, of course, I shall stay with you!” quoth my lady in her most
determined manner, but glanced round sharply, as upon the back door of
the cottage sounded three soft raps repeated three several times.

“That will be Mr. Potter, I think,” said Sir John. “Shall I let him in?”

“Since ye seem to know arl about it, young man, ye may.”

Scarcely had Sir John loosed the bolts than, sure enough, Mr. Potter slid
into the room and proceeded to lock and bolt and chain the door, further
securing it with a stout iron bar that he reached from adjacent corner;
thus busied, he spoke, albeit gasping a little with his late exertions.

“They nigh ’ad me once, Pen ... but I slipped ’em ... t’other side the
... ’anging wood. But I’ve gotten an ’are for ye ... a praper big ’un as
I took ... in Dering Park and ... by the Pize!” he exclaimed as, turning,
he espied my lady.

Mr. Potter was hardly himself, for his hat was gone, his clothes were
torn and stained with the mud and green slime of damp hiding-places,
while his unkempt hair clung in elf-locks about an unshaven face, grimed
with dust and streaked with sweat; moreover, beneath one arm he carried a
short, though very formidable bludgeon.

“Who is this horrid person?” demanded my lady, and took up the boiling
kettle in her defence.

“By Goles!” ejaculated Mr. Potter, and, eyeing her heroic proportions and
determined air, retreated to the door.

“Rose,” said Sir John, intervening, “it is my joy to present my friend,
Mr. George Potter. Mr. Potter—Mrs. Rose!”

“Friend?” she repeated. “Your friend? Is he a murderer or merely a thief?”

“Neither, child. He is simply a friend o’ mine temporarily embarrassed
by—circumstances.”

Mr. Potter made a leg and touched an eyebrow in polite salutation, and
diving into the inner mysteries of the frieze coat, brought thence a
large hare, which he laid upon the little dresser. Quoth he, “Theer ’e
be, Pen! ’E should keep ’ee goin’ for a day or so, I rackon.”

“Aye, Jarge, an’ thank’ee!”

“An’ now I’ll better be goin’.”

“What be your ’urry, lad? There be rum i’ the cupboard an’ kittle’s
a-biling.”

“Aye, I see it be!” answered Mr. Potter, retreating to the door again.

“Then sit ’ee down, do!”

“Why, y’see, Pen, Oxham an’ ’is men be a-seekin’ ’ereabouts, an’ I won’t
’ave ’em mak’ trouble for you arl along on account o’ pore Potter——”

“Bah!” exclaimed old Penelope fiercely. “What do I care for ’em! They
can’t frutten me. So sit ye down, Jarge.”

“Why, I bean’t ’ardly fit for comp’ny, Pen, and——” Mr. Potter suddenly
held his peace, and they heard a distant shout, a clamour of voices, a
growing hubbub. “They’ve winded me, I rackon!” said he.

“Aye,” nodded Penelope composedly, “they’ll be breakin’ the door in
prensly! So get ye below, Jarge; get ye down under stone.”

“No, no, Pen, they’ll come here sure an’ pull the old place t’ bits, an’
if they should find me ’twould be bad for us both! No, I’ll cut stick
whiles I can, Pen!” And, crossing to the front door, Mr. Potter reached
to draw the bolts then hesitated and stood listening, while old Penelope
peered through the lattice.

“Ye be too late, Jarge,” said she calmly, “there be three or four of ’em
waitin’ for ye in the road.”

“An’ pore Potter thought as he’d tricked ’em in Dering Wood!” sighed Mr.
Potter gloomily. “An’ if they tak’ me in your cottage, Pen, they’ll take
you ’long as my accomplish——”

“Let ’em!” said she serenely. “But as for you, get ’ee down under stone
quick!”

Mr. Potter still hesitated, hearkening to the shouts and hallooing, the
awful sound of the hue and cry that grew louder every moment.

“What is it?” questioned my lady, clasping her hands, for the terror
seemed all about the cottage. “Oh, what does it mean?”

“Hold y’r tongue, lass!” answered Penelope. “You’ll know soon enough, I
rackon!”

“The witch’s cottage!” boomed a voice. “The old hag’ll know where t’ find
him, sure!” Here a clamour of assent. “If she doan’t open the door, burst
it in!” boomed Mr. Oxham again.

“I be main grieved for this, Pen!” sighed Mr. Potter, crossing to the
hearth in his leisured fashion, “but what is to be—must be!” So saying,
he thrust an arm up the wide chimney and pulled lustily at some hidden
object, whereupon was a creaking sound and my lady shrank back, uttering
a gasp of surprise to see the broad hearthstone sink from sight and in
its place a yawning cavity.

“Quick, Jarge!” warned Penelope, still peering from the lattice.

“If they dogs start ill-usin’ of ’ee, Pen, I be a-comin’ up!” quoth Mr.
Potter, seating himself upon the floor, his legs a-dangle in the void
below. “You, Mus’ Derwent,” he continued appealingly, “you took ’er part
once afore——”

“And will again,” answered Sir John cheerily, “so down with ye, man;
trust me, old Penelope shall suffer no harm.”

“God bless ’ee, sir!” growled Mr. Potter, and immediately vanished,
whereupon the hearthstone rose demurely into place and became as
innocent-seeming as any in all Sussex; then, setting the elbow-chair upon
it, Penelope sat down and spread her thin, work-worn hands to the comfort
of the fire.

“An’ now, my dear,” said she, “if there be any tay left, I’d like another
cup.” So, while clamour raged without, my lady manipulated the priceless
teapot, and Sir John, noting her firm wrist and untroubled demeanour,
smiled happily.

And then was a tramp of feet, violent blows upon the door, and Mr.
Sturton’s voice more authoritative than usual:

“Penelope Haryott, open the door! ’Tis me, James Sturton! Open the door,
d’ye hear me?”

“Aye, I ’ears ye,” cried the old woman, “an’ I spits!”

“Damned hag!—will ye open?”

“Galler’s-bird, no!”

“Then we’ll break it down!”

“Why, then, break away, an’ a bloody end t’ye, James Sturton!” answered
old Penelope, sipping her tea with relish.

A stick shivered one of the few remaining panes of glass in the lattice,
and Mr. Oxham’s voice boomed:

“You shall suffer for it, Pen Haryott, when us do come in!”

“Bah!” she laughed in fierce derision. “I be used to suffering!” Here the
stout door shook to a fierce blow that seemed the signal for others, for
there began a furious battering.

“Sit still, young man,” cried old Penelope above the din, for Sir John
had risen—“sit ye still! ’Tis a strong door an’ should hold ’em till we
ha’ finished our tea-drinking, I rackon.”

“But,” answered he, as the hammering momentarily subsided, “it seems
shameful to permit them to destroy your property——”

“My property!” cried she. “Mine? Lord, you must be a gurt fool of a young
man!”

“Howbeit,” he answered, “we will endeavour to quiet ’em; their noise
offends me.” So saying, Sir John drew the bolts and, turning the massive
key, flung the door wide and thus came face to face with Mr. Oxham
supported by some half-score sturdy fellows who crowded the little front
garden and kept back the throng of excited villagers.

“Ha!” exclaimed Mr. Oxham, recoiling a step, “so ’tis you again, is it?”

Sir John affably admitted the fact.

“We want George Potter!”

“You usually do, it seems.”

“And we be a-comin’ into this cottage to find him!”

“I think not!”

Here Mr. Sturton pushed his way to the fore.

“Look’ee here, you!” quoth he, wagging bodeful finger, “if you bean’t
out o’ this in two minutes we’ll apprehend you as the accomplice o’ this
curst smuggler, this rogue Potter as dared to fire on the King’s uniform
last night. We means to get him if we ha’ to pull this cottage down. Are
ye goin’ to let us in?”

“Where is your search-warrant?” demanded Sir John.

“Search-warrant be damned!” roared Mr. Oxham. “We are here to tak’ George
Potter, aye—and the old witch along wi’ him——”

“And I,” answered Sir John, slim hands disappearing into coat-pockets,
“am here to prevent you.”

The man Oxham swung up his stick, Sir John stepped lightly back, and
his hands flashed to view, each grasping a small, silver-mounted
pocket-pistol, very arresting for all their lack of size. “Look’ee,
fellow,” quoth he, “I ha’ no particular desire for your blood, but come
one step nearer, you or any o’ your men, and I break that man’s leg!”

“Don’t believe him, lads!” cried Sturton. “He’d never dare; the law’s
behind us; he’d never dare shoot; ’twould mean hanging or transportation.”

“Very well,” answered Sir John; “pray step forward, Mr. Sturton, and see
for yourself.”

“Aye,” quoth Mr. Oxham, “you lead the way, Sturton, an’ we’ll foller!”

Mr. Sturton scowled at the threatening pistol-muzzles, at the serenely
determined face behind them, and hesitated, as well he might.

And then, all in a moment, Sir John found matters taken entirely out
of his hands; he saw an out-thrust, shapely arm, felt himself pushed
aside with surprising ease, and my lady was between him and his would-be
assailants. For a moment she faced the astonished crowd proudly
contemptuous, and when she addressed them her disdain was such that
despite hot anger she never thought to swear.

“Animals,” said she, “get out of my sight!”

For a moment was amazed silence, then rose a murmur, an angry growl.

“Who be the likes o’ her to miscall the likes o’ we?” cried a voice. “She
be nobody—look at ’er gownd!”

Then Mr. Oxham spoke:

“You be a fine piece, I’ll allow, mistress, aye—fit for a lord or a
dook ye be, but your handsome looks won’t——” Here, suddenly espying the
nature of the weapon she held, he shrank and cowered away. “’Ware of
her, Sturton!” he cried, but all too late, for with a graceful sweep of
her long arm she swung the large pitcher she had hitherto kept hidden,
discharging its boiling contents over the huddled crowd in a streaming
deluge, whereupon arose screams, curses, groans, a very pandemonium,
as these men, who had fronted Sir John’s pistols, retreated in wild
confusion. Reaching the road, they halted to stamp and swear, while Mr.
Oxham roared threats and cherished scalded face, and Sturton, cursing all
and sundry, cried shame on them to “be beat by a damned slip o’ shrewish
womanhood!” to such effect that they were presently back again more
viciously threatening than ever, though keeping well away from the tall
young Amazon who stood with pitcher recharged and the light of battle in
her eyes, strung for action, yet supremely disdainful of them, one and
all.

So was a momentary respite, for the men, uncertain and a little
shamefaced, hung back, despite Sturton’s lashing tongue and Oxham’s
bellowing. And then arose warning shouts from their fellows who guarded
the roadway, a clatter of horse-hoofs and sounds of sudden strife,
whereupon Oxham’s men hastened to join the fray. Thus the turmoil grew,
while up rose a swirling cloud of dust wherein men strove hand to hand,
a fierce hurly-burly whence ever and anon was heard a wild, eldritch
screech of exultation. Suddenly, high above the reeling press, two legs
appeared, very helpless legs that writhed and contorted themselves in
desperate but futile kickings ere they vanished. Then the close-locked
fray was split asunder, and through the seething dust a gigantic form
appeared, with a man clutched helpless beneath each mighty arm, and who
paused to glare round about and note the havoc he had wrought upon his
bruised and dismayed assailants, and to vent another fierce screech of
triumph ere he became articulate.

“Ye fules!” he roared. “Dinna anger me—dinna rouse the auld Adam in me or
mebbe I’ll be hurtin’ some o’ ye!”

Thus stood Sir Hector Lauchlan MacLean, the very incarnation of strife,
hatless and wigless, his clothes rent and torn, his wretched captives
struggling vainly in the grasp of his arms, his lean face flushed with
the ecstasy of the moment.

“Wha’ stays a MacLean meets the de’il!” quoth he. “An’ here’s MacLean the
noo, an’ whaur’s the man tae gainsay him? You, Oxham-laddie, an’ you,
Sturton, is it battle and bluidshed ye’re wantin’? If aye, speak the
worrd. If no’, get ye oot o’ Dame Haryott’s but-an’-ben, an’ quick aboot
it, for I’m fair yearnin’ for a wee mair tulzie-mulzie, y’ ken!”

“We’ve no quarrel wi’ you, Sir Hector,” answered Mr. Oxham sullenly.

“Mair’s the peety, lad, mair’s the peety!” sighed Sir Hector. “But we’ll
no’ let a bit quarrel stand betwixt us, man; I can fecht wi’oot any
quarrel at a’ when needfu’.”

“We are here, sir,” explained Mr. Sturton, “to arrest the notorious rogue
and smuggler, George——”

“Ou aye, I ken that fine!” nodded Sir Hector. “An’, O man, but this
smugglin’ ’s an awf’ business, I’ll no’ deny. But Penelope Haryott bides
here, y’ ken, an’ she’s an auld body, stricken wi’ years, an’ auld folk
lo’e peace an’ quiet! So I’m juist suggestin’ tae ye, Oxham, ma mannie,
that ye gang awa’ an’ arrest your smuggler somewhaier else. Is it aye or
no?”

“Aye, Sir Hector!” answered Mr. Oxham more sullenly than ever. “And us’ll
tell Lord Sayle o’ this here business!”

“Good!” nodded Sir Hector, beginning in his most pedantic English: “Pray
carry him my compliments and inform him, on my behalf, that should he
experience the burning need of a little gentlemanly satisfaction, Sir
Hector MacLean will be happy to meet him at any time, anywhere, with
broadsword or rapier, pistol, dirk, or half-pike, right hand or left, to
suit his own convenience, and ... aye, an’ damn him intae the bargain for
a scoondrel, whateffer! An’ noo, tak’ ye’sels hence—awa’ wi’ ye or I’ll
be crackin’ y’r twa thick heids taegither.”

Thus stood Sir Hector, indeed a very Hector, Achilles and Ajax rolled
into one, his two captives still in durance, his brow a little sad as
he watched the enemy’s retreat. Then, becoming aware of his helpless
prisoners, he loosed them and patted each dazed fellow upon tousled crown.

“Losh,” quoth he, “I fair disremembered ye! Rin awa’, laddies, rin awa’
an’ dinna forget Hector Lauchlan MacLean.”

And now it was that he felt a touch upon his arm and, turning, came face
to face with my lady.

“Save ’s a’,” he exclaimed, “’tis Rose!”

“Herself, dear Sir Hector!” she answered and, smiling, reached him both
her hands. But instead of clasping them, he clapped his own to his
wigless head and stood utterly discomfited and abashed.

“Hoot-toot,” quoth he, “I’m no’ a fit sicht for a lassie’s een—look awa’,
Rose, look awa’! Rab!” he roared, “O Rabbie-man, bring me ma wig. Rin,
laddie, rin!”

“Here, sir!” answered Robert, stepping from the shadow of the hedge with
the object in question, which Sir Hector snatched and donned hastily;
then, facing about, he bowed ceremoniously.

“Rose,” said he, “I rejoice to see thee safe back.”

“O Sir Hector,” cried she, reaching him her hands again, “thou’rt indeed
a man ’tis joy to see, a man of action, of deeds not words—and marvellous
strong. You fight as if you loved it!”

Sir Hector’s cheek flushed and his eye glistened.

“Yet ilka joy hath its sorrow, child!” he sighed. “Wull ye look at ma
coat?”

“I vow it becomes you vastly, torn so!”

“Aye, but ’tis my third best!” he answered gloomily. “An’ though mebbe
’tis somewhat worn an’ weary wi’ hard service an’ length o’ days, ’tis an
auld friend, y’ ken!”

“Then do but bring thine old friend within doors and I’ll cobble him for
thee,” said my lady; and side by side they crossed the trampled garden
to the cottage, while ex-Corporal Robert stared after them, rubbing his
square chin thoughtfully. Then, being left thus to his own devices, he
went back to her who stood awaiting him shyly in the shadow of the tall
hedge.




CHAPTER XXX

IN WHICH SIR JOHN RECEIVES A WARNING


Sir John, watching the retreat of their discomfited assailants, and
lost in admiration of Sir Hector’s might and prowess, was roused by a
touch, and beheld old Penelope, who, finger on lip, led him to a dark
corner whence a narrow, precipitous stair mounted, up which she climbed,
beckoning him to follow. Thus Sir John presently found himself in a small
chamber bright with sun, the shattered panes of its wide lattice very
neatly mended with oiled paper; and, glancing about, he marvelled within
himself, for the place wore an air of refinement wholly unexpected, from
the narrow carved bedstead to the few heavily framed pictures on the
walls. And she herself seemed to have undergone some subtle change, for,
when she spoke, her voice was less harsh and her dialect less pronounced:

“Here, young master, is where old Pen, the witch, sleeps a-nights, but
very often lays awake an’ has her truthful dreams and sees visions of
what was, and is, and will be. For when all the world sleeps an’ only
she is waking because she so wills, then the thoughts of the sleepin’
multitudes gather about her an’ she sees an’ knows an’ has her dreams.
So, sit ye down, young master—so! Now mark what I says! The Downs
hereabouts be full o’ souls, spirits o’ folk as died long an’ long ago;
their bodies be dust, ages old, but their spirits do live—I can feel ’em
arl about me when I tramp so far, the souls o’ the Strange Folk as nobody
remembers or knows aught about ... there be pits where they lived an’
graves where their dust lies buried ... ’tis the dust o’ the unnumbered
dead as goes to make the sweet grass, an’ herbs, an’ flowers ... folk as
lived an’ loved an’ died, ages agone, folk as did good and evil in their
day, but the silent hills do keep arl their secrets fast hid—’specially
Windover!”

“Ah!” said Sir John softly, though his eyes grew suddenly keen. “Pray,
why Windover?”

“Because ’tis o’ Windover as you’ve been thinkin’ so much.”

“Faith and that’s true enough!” he answered.

“The Long Man o’ Wilmington do ha’ seen many a fearsome thing in his
length o’ days, but he’ll never tell naun ... there be a patch o’ grass
on Windover as hath been warmed wi’ a man’s life-blood ere now, but
Windover’s kep’ the secret an’ will do till the end o’ time.”

“You mean the cruel murder of Roger Hobden, I think?”

“Aye, I do.”

“Then, Penelope, if you know any tittle of truth that may help discover
his murderers, I beg you speak.”

“His murderers, young sir?”

“Aye, there were three concerned in it, as I imagine, and yet ’tis but
imagination, for proof there is none ... so if you know, or can aid me——”

“No,” she cried fiercely—“no! And wherefore mix y’self in the black
business—why?”

“For many reasons,” he answered thoughtfully. “Mayhap because I am an
idler and the matter puzzles me, mayhap because I think Justice hath been
cheated too long, or mayhap because I have reasons to suspect——”

“Hush!” she cried. “Name no names! What I know I do know, but ’twouldn’t
be no good to your court lawyers; they would but laugh at an old woman’s
dreams.... But for yourself ... ah, for yourself, young master, let
be—let be, I tell ’ee!” And, reaching out suddenly, she seized his arm
and shook it so that he wondered at the strength of her aged fingers.
“Let be!” she repeated, her voice sinking to a pleading whisper. “The
Downs hereaways has many secrets, an’ who be you t’ expect to learn what
they bean’t nowise willin’ to tell? So ha’ done, young sir, you bean’t
old enough to die yet awhile——”

“To die?” repeated Sir John, startled by her tone and the fixed intensity
of her look.

“Die!” She nodded. “Them as seeks murderers seeks death, for Murder will
murder to hide murder.”

“And you think that in attempting to solve this mystery I run a certain
danger, Penelope?”

“I know it!” she answered.

“None the less, I feel I must attempt it ... the poor girl vanished,
you’ll remember, and was never heard of more.”

“An’ never will be!”

“And,” said he, frowning, “there may be other such hateful doings.”

“For sure!” She nodded again. “Hundreds—thousands, ’till the world grows
better!”

“Shall I succeed in this quest?”

“No!”

“Wherefore not, Penelope?”

“Because you’ll tak’ up wi’ a better thing!”

“What do you mean?”

“Love!”

“Hum!” quoth Sir John, and became thoughtful awhile. “Shall I succeed in
my love, think ye?” he questioned at last.

“Only when Hope be dead.”

“Penelope,” said he, smiling as he leaned to touch her clasped hands,
“how much of all this is pure guesswork?”

“Aye me,” she sighed, “you be tur’ble like your father afore ye——”

“My”—Sir John sat up and blinked—“my father, say you?”

“Aye, sure,” she sighed; “he would never believe, never be warned! Happen
if he had—ah, if only he had, ’tis like he wouldn’t ha’ died so young,
away off in the cruel French wars, Sir John.”

“You—you know me?” he stammered.

“Aye, indeed, Sir John!”

“When did you recognise me?”

“’Twas when ye picked up my cabbage for me, sir.”

“And how did you know?”

“Happen ’twas y’r eyes ... or a memory o’ the years ... or happen because
o’ my dreams, an’ I ... just knew.”

Sir John, leaning back in his chair, viewed her with a new respect.

“Penelope,” said he, “thou’rt a strange and wonderful woman!”

“So they stone me, sir, an’ call me ‘witch’!”

“Aye,” he sighed, “because the vulgar cannot love anything different to
themselves.... And you knew my father?”

“In a better day, long an’ long ago!” she answered, lifting her head
proudly and holding his regard with her strangely bright old eyes. “He
was a great and noble gentleman!” So saying, she rose suddenly, and,
drawing a small key from her bosom, opened a drawer and took thence two
miniatures, one of which she studied awhile with bowed head ere she
handed it to Sir John; it was a thing of exquisite artistry, set within a
gold frame; the picture of a manly face, square-chinned, firm-lipped, but
with eyes soft and tender as a woman’s.

“I never saw this picture of my father, Penelope.”

“Nobody has!” she answered. And now she gave him the other picture,
whose gold, strangely cut and battered, framed a face of extraordinary
beauty—black-haired, deep-eyed, low-browed, full and vivid of mouth—the
face of a girl passionate with life and eager youth, yet dominated by an
expression of resolute strength and courage.

“Why, Penelope!” said he in awed voice—“O Penelope, this—this was
yourself!”

“Aye, that was me,” she answered; “’twas ’ow I looked long ago ... when
the world was younger an’ kinder.”

“And why is the case so battered? See, the gold is cut quite through in
one place!”

“Aye, so it be!” said old Penelope very softly, and stood with the
miniature in her hand, turning it over and over in her bony fingers and
on her face a light that was not wholly of the sun. Then, with a sudden
gesture, she turned and locked the portraits away.

“Hark!” said she; “d’ye hear aught?” From somewhere beneath arose a
fearsome puffing and blowing, accompanied by a ceaseless splashing. “That
be Jarge Potter a-washin’ hisself!” she explained. “Which do mean as him
an’ Sir Hector will be wantin’ their hot grog; they never fancies tea.”

“Penelope,” said Sir John, “will you keep my identity secret a while
longer?”

“Why, for sure, Mus’ Derwent!” she answered, and then suddenly caught his
hand, holding it fast while eyes and voice pleaded anew: “Let be, Sir
John! Let blood answer blood, but keep you out of it....”

“Nay, Penelope,” he answered gently, “I would remind you that poor Roger
Hobden was my horse-boy years ago and taught me to steal apples——”

“And I bid ye let be!” she whispered passionately. “The evil as they
wrought shall foller them as did it! What if they be never dragged to
Justice, Roger will be avenged, one day.... I know it, so keep you clear
o’ them, sir, for your sake and your dead father’s!”

Sir John was silent awhile then, stooping reverently, raised those old,
work-roughened hands that clasped his so eagerly, and touched them with
his lips.

“Oh!” she sighed; and feeling how she trembled, he looked up to see her
eyes brimming with tears. “Ah, sir,” she whispered, “’tis almost as I
were young again an’ the world a better place!”

“Pray heaven it shall be so!” he answered very gravely and, opening the
door, followed her down the dark and narrow stair.




CHAPTER XXXI

BEING A CHAPTER OF NO GREAT CONSEQUENCE


My lady, seated between Sir Hector, very conscious of his shirt-sleeves,
and Mr. Potter, fresh and assured of himself by reason of his late
ablutions, held up the garment she had been mending, and viewed the
result of her labours with coldly disparaging eye.

“I fear ’tis very clumsily done, sir,” said she.

“Nay, ’pon my soul,” answered Sir Hector ponderously gallant. “I protest
’tis of needlework the most excellent! My old coat will be endeared to
me for the ... the sake o’ your bonny, white fingers! An’ noo, gin ye’re
finished wi’t, I’ll get in till’t, for ’tis no juist proper tae sit here
afore ye in my sark, ye ken.... Aha, Johnnie, is she no’ a graund lassie,
as apt wi’ needle as wi’ boilin’ watter? A fine, sonsy lass——”

“Indeed,” answered Sir John gravely, “she is as up-standing and
down-sitting a wench as——”

“Tush!” cried my Lady Herminia, flushing. “There is your ill-cobbled
coat, Sir Hector. And now, I’ll be going.”

“Whaur to, lassie?”

“Home to my aunt, sir.”

“Aunt?” repeated Sir Hector at a loss, “but ’twas your grandmother last
time, I mind.”

“And to-day ’tis my aunt, sir. And she a lone widow.”

“Aunt? Widow?” quoth Sir Hector. “Why then, ’tis no’ for the sake o’ a
puir, auld, solitary, worn an’ woefu’ soldier-body wi’ ane leg i’ the
grave as ye’re here, Rose? ’Tis no’ for the sake o’ lonesome Hector
MacLean, whateffer?”

“Indeed but it is, sir!” she smiled. “To cook and care, and tend and
mend for him. I shall come and keep house for you every day.”

“Aye, but your aunt, the widow-body—she’ll be the fly in the ointment,
lassie——”

“Indeed and she’s no such thing, sir, as you shall see, for I mean to
bring her with me sometimes.”

“Hoot-toot—and she a widow? Na’, na’, lassie, I’ll be safer wi’ Wully
Tamson.”

“Sir Hector MacLean,” quoth my lady with her most determined air, “since
you are such a very old, poor, solitary soldier-body, I intend to do my
best for your future happiness ... with my aunt’s aid.”

“Save’s a’!” gasped Sir Hector, “an’ she a widow!”

“My aunt will, I hope, assist in my labour for your comfort and welfare.”

“Aweel!” sighed Sir Hector, “I can run as fast as ony man. I’ve braw,
lang legs, y’ ken.”

“Though one of ’em is in the grave, sir!” she reminded him. Here, at a
sign from Penelope, my lady curtsied demurely and followed the old woman
out of the room.

“Losh!” exclaimed Sir Hector, “yon Rose hath an air aboot her that gi’es
a cautious man tae think.”

“Very much so!” answered Sir John. “As you once said, she is not exactly
an ordinary lass.”

“An’ noo, Geordie man,” said Sir Hector, lowering his voice, “’twas a
mighty ill business yon, last nicht!”

“Why, I dunno, sir,” answered Mr. Potter, stirring his grog thoughtfully,
“we brought away every tub an’ bale—arl safe stowed, they be.”

“Aye, but the shooting, man, the bluidshed!”

“Naun so bad, sir—though poor Will Burgess took a musket-ball through ’is
leg.”

“An’ the sojers, Geordie? Nine sojers an’ twa o’ the coastguard desp’ret
wounded! O man,’twas awfu’ ... an’ if ane o’ them should dee ... ’twould
be noose an’ gibbet, y’ ken!”

Mr. Potter smiled dreamily, and was his most guileless self as he
answered:

“They wunt die, sir—nary a one on ’em! They’ll be up an’ about again by
now—though salt be apt to sting, an’ likewise smart a bit, d’ye see——”

“Salt?” exclaimed Sir Hector.

“Rock-salt, sir,” nodded Mr. Potter placidly. “I charged arl our pieces
wi’ liddle lumps o’ rock-salt as couldn’t ’ardly ’arm a babby noo-born.”

“Thank God!” cried Sir Hector fervently. “O Geordie man, I’ve hardly
blinked an e’e the nicht for worry—and now—salt! Man, I fair admire
at ye—salt! Geordie man, gi’e’s a grup o’ ye hond!” And Sir Hector
laughed suddenly and was immediately solemn again. “John an’ Geordie,”
he continued, “when Dumbrell’s Ann, thinkin’ they meant harm to old
Penelope, came running to fetch me hither, I was upon my knees wrestling
in prayer that no lives should be spilled and none of the lads taken,
for if so, I, being equally guilty, was determined to give myself up
and suffer with ’em. And as I prayed, John and George, I cam’ to the
determination that I would be done wi’ free-trading henceforth, whilk
determination I mean to abide by—amen!”

“I be glad to hear it, sir!” nodded Mr. Potter. “You be too ’igh-strung
for it, I rackon. Leave it to us as be born to it, same as our
grandfeäthers was.”

“And look’ee, John an’ Geordie, a’ the siller I have had by it—aye, every
penny, I have spent on good works, and all that remains is yon lugger the
_True Believer_, and that, Geordie man, I’m giving tae yourself!”

“What—what, me, sir?” gasped Mr. Potter, rising suddenly from his chair.
“You ... akerchally gimme the _True Believer_.... Me, Sir Hector?”

“Aye, I do, George. She’s yours, every plank and bolt, every rope and
spar.... And here’s my hand on’t!”

“But,” stammered Mr. Potter, hesitating, “but what o’ Sharkie Nye, sir?
My comrade Sharkie as ha’ sailed her so bold an’ true, blow fair or foul?
What o’ Sharkie?”

“Well, what o’ him, man?”

“Why, I think, sir, if it be arl the same to you, I’d be more ’appier in
my mind-like if you made Sharkie my partner, sir, share an’ share, your
honour.”

“Geordie Potter,” quoth Sir Hector, “gi’e’s your hand again. Your
sentiments, George, do ye infinite honour, and I’m prood to ca’ ye
freend.... Forbye, ye’re a rascally smugglin’-body an’ law-breaker,
Geordie, whilk as an elder an’ respectable citizen I haud tae be an
immoral an’ damnable practice. Faith, George, ’tis well to be free o’ the
sin that I may condemn it in others. But look’ee, George, I hear that the
man Sayle is like a madman after last nicht’s business, and vows to take
ye and make an example of ye, which means—well——”

“The gallers!” said Mr. Potter, reaching for his grog.

“Consequently, George, sic’ influence as I possess—whilk is sma’—and
a’ my money—whilk is no’ sae muckle as I could wish—I will joyfully
adventure to get ye safe awa’! Our first conseederation must be tae get
ye ower tae France.”

“Aye, but wherefore France, sir?”

“Ye’ll be safe there, man.”

“Mebbe, sir, but I can’t speak the lingo, d’ye see, an’ I dunno as I like
furrineers; ’sides, sir, I’ve made my plans to bide nice an’ quiet in
Alfriston——”

“But, ye muckle fule,” cried Sir Hector, “ye ken the man Sayle means tae
hunt ye doon?”

“Aye, I do, sir; this be why I’ll bide along in Alfriston; poor Potter’ll
be safest theer. Lord bless ’ee, there bean’t a Sussex man, woman nor
child as would give Potter away! An’ there’s plenty o’ hiding-places I
knaws on wheer nobody will never find poor Potter nowhen an’ nohow——”
Here Mr. Potter paused to drink as my lady reappeared; she, taking her
leave forthwith, Sir John did the same, and together they stepped forth
into the sunshine.




CHAPTER XXXII

TELLETH HOW SIR JOHN DERING WENT A-WOOING


Upon the Down a soft wind met them, a gentle breath sweet with wild thyme
and fresh with ocean, a wind that touched them like a caress; insomuch
that my lady removed hat and cap the better to feel it, and, sinking
upon the smooth, turfy bank beside the path, sat to behold the beauties
of teeming earth and radiant heaven, yet very conscious of him who stood
beside her, wherefore she presently bade him be seated. Thus, side by
side, they remained awhile, and never a word between them.

“Rose,” said he at last, “most sweet and fragrant maid, thou canst be so
nobly kind, so tender, so brave and womanly that there be times love doth
so enthral me, I would thou hadst never known Herminia.”

“Indeed, sir! And is Herminia so bitter, so hard, so cowardly, so
altogether evil?”

“She is—Herminia!”

“And you,” cried she, ablaze with sudden anger, “what are you, despite
your foolish play-acting, but that same ‘Wicked Dering’ whose name is a
byword—even here!”

“So it is, child, that I would be the good John Derwent a little longer,
for thy sake and my sake. For as John Derwent I do so love thee, my Rose,
I would John Dering had never been. In John Derwent is all John Dering’s
better self ... to reverence thee with such a love that, yearning to
possess thee, scarce dare touch thy hand.” As he spoke, his voice took on
a deeper note, his pale cheek flushed, and in his eyes shone a light she
had never seen there before; and, beholding him thus moved, her breath
quickened and she glanced away lest he should read the triumph in her
face.

“Can such love truly be?” she asked softly.

“So long as thou art Rose,” he answered.

“And what o’ poor Herminia?”

“Do but love me, Rose, and I will strive to love her for thy dear sake.”

“Will this be so hard a matter? Must you strive so extremely?” she
questioned, and glanced at him over her shoulder, languorous-eyed, vivid
lips up-curving, conscious of and assured in her beauty; and, reading
this look, he laughed a little bitterly.

“O Coquetry!” he exclaimed, “that turn o’ the neck and shoulder, that
languishing droop o’ the eyes become you vastly.... Egad, I protest you
are monstrous bewitching so, my Lady Herminia!”

At this she flushed angrily and knit black brows at him.

“Faith, sir,” she retorted, “by your vast knowledge o’ feminine arts I
perceive you to be merely Sir John Dering!”

“Who is extreme hungry!” he added. “And there doth await him a Sir Loin
o’ beef—hot! So, shall we go on, my lady?”

On they went accordingly, my lady with head proudly averted, and yet he
knew her eyes were tearful, but, noting how passionately her white hand
clenched itself, knew these for tears of anger only.

“Alas,” sighed he at last, “to-day poor John Derwent’s wooing doth not
prosper, it seems. Love hath fled awhile on soaring pinions.”

“I never hated you more!” said she in low, steady voice.

“Wouldst break thy John’s heart, girl?”

To this she deigned no answer; but when he had repeated the question
three or four times with as many different modulations, she broke out
angrily:

“Aye, I would—I would, if ever I find it!”

“Couldst be so cruel, child?” he questioned lightly; and then, more
seriously, “Could you stoop to such baseness? I wonder!”

“Nay,” she retorted bitterly, “’twere impossible! You have no heart ...
never did have ... never will!”

“And yet it beats for thee, Rose. Reach me thy hand and feel.”

“Then ’tis the heart of a stock-fish!” she cried. “Cold, cold—infinitely
cold and sluggish!”

“Stock-fish!” he repeated mournfully—“O ye gods—a stock-fish! Alas, sweet
soul, what strange mistake is here? A stock-fish. I that am by nature so
ardent yet so humble, of impulses so kindly, of passions so fiery, of
sentiments so very infinite tender! I that am thy predestined mate, thy
man——”

“Aye, thou,” she cried fiercely—“thou that art no more than a
fine-gentlemanly thing as humble as Lucifer, as kindly as an east wind,
as fiery as a lump of lead, as tender as that savage monster who nigh
broke my wrists for me!”

“Gad’s my life, child,” said he, noting her flashing eyes and glowing
cheek, “thy so splendid theme endows thee with new splendour, thou
handsome wench! Though thou dost sadly embarrass thy modest John——”

“Would I might, indeed!”

“But ’tis very well thou shouldst justly appreciate me as well before as
after marriage! And now, for thy poor, pretty wrists——”

“Why are you here, Sir John, wasting yourself in the country?” she
demanded mockingly. “Your true place is that same heartless, selfish
world o’ modish idleness whence you came! What do you here among these
kindly Sussex folk who, at the least, live to some purpose? Why are you
here, you who live for no purpose but yourself?”

“Mayhap,” he answered, “’tis because you once minded me o’ the scabious
flowers, child. See where they bloom all around us, sweet things! Do not
tread too hastily, Herminia, lest you crush and end their blooming.
Haste not so, for here is a stile for you to climb, and yonder, bosomed
i’ the green, is Alfriston spire.”

“Aye, I thank heaven!” cried she.

“And wherefore thy so fervent gratitude, child?”

“To be rid of thy hated presence!”

“Ah, Rose,” he sighed. “Alas, Herminia, how heavy thy foot is! See this
poor flower you trample—’tis my heart!” And speaking, he stooped, put
by her foot very gently, and plucked one of the scabious flowers she
had trodden; fingering it tenderly, he placed it in her hand. “Take it,
child!” he sighed; “cherish it for its own sweet sake. And for me and my
so hated presence, I will deliver you, here and now.... But first, thy
poor, pretty wrists? Show ’em to me!”

“No!” she answered; “never to you, Sir John!”

“Indeed, child, ’tis thy Derwent pleadeth, thy John o’ Gentleness....
Suffer me to see!” And, taking her hands, he lifted them whether she
would or no.

“I see no wounds,” quoth he, “nor mark or bruise; and yet who am I to
judge the pretty things? And if they endured hurt, let this witness my
sorrow.” So saying, he stooped and kissed them tenderly. “Thus, sweet
Rose, thy Derwent leaveth thee. Now, had I been the ‘Wicked Dering’ and
thou the proud Lady Barrasdaile, it had been ... thy hands, thine arms,
thy lips ... thy very self! And now, farewell awhile, my Rose o’ love.”

Saying which, Sir John bared his head, gave her his hand across the
stile, and seating himself thereon watched her wistfully as she hurried
away.

But, being hidden from his view, my lady paused to glance at her wrists,
flushing as though she felt his lips there yet; and finding she still
held his scabious flower, tossed it angrily away, but, marking where
it fell, took it up again, and having throned it amid the laces of her
bodice, went her way, slow of foot and with eyes a-dream.




CHAPTER XXXIII

WHICH, AMONG OTHER SMALL MATTERS, TELLETH OF A SNUFF-BOX


And now ensued days wherein Sir John seemingly idled, the Corporal took
mysterious journeys both a-horse and afoot, and my Lady Herminia busied
herself upon Sir Hector’s comfort; for, having visited his cottage and
being horrified by his ideas of “homeliness,” she prepared for immediate
action—that is to say, with lovely head tied up in a kerchief (laced cap,
ringlets and all) against such accidentals as spiders, cobwebs and dust,
she armed herself with a mop and Mr. William Thompson with soap, water
and scrubbing-brush, and forthwith set about cleansing the Augean Stables.

Accoutred thus, she was directing the floor-washing operations of Mr.
Thompson in the small, tiled kitchen when Sir Hector ventured to open
the door, whereupon Mr. Thompson, hitherto awed to dumb submission by my
lady’s imperious presence, cast down his scrubbing-brush and lifted his
voice in wailing protest:

“Sir ’Ector—O Sir ’Ector, will ’ee look at oi! She’s ’ad me ’ere on me
knees, a-scrubbin’ an’ a-sloshin’, this hower an’ more, she ’ave! On me
marrer-bones, sir! Crool it be! Sir ’Ector, if you ’ave an ’eart, say a
word for oi!”

“William Thompson,” quoth my lady, “William Thompson—scrub.”

“Sir ’Ector—say a word!”

“Losh, Wully man, whaur’ll be the use? Ye ken vera weel ’tis no fau’t o’
mine. Ye ken vera weel I lo’e tae be hamely——”

“Sir Hector—silence!” commanded my lady.

“Eh, but, Rose, puir Wully an’ me are no used tae sic awfu’——”

“Enough, sir!”

“But, O lassie, ye’re fair washin’ me oot o’ hoose an’ hame——”

“Then begone, sir, and leave us to finish.”

“But Guid save us a’, d’ye no——”

“Sir Hector,” cried my lady, with a flourish of her mop, “go!”

Sir Hector went. Being in his small parlour, he glanced yearningly
upon the unwashed crockery littering the table, from this to the dusty
riding-boots upon the mantel-shelf and, sweeping a heterogeneous
collection of small oddments from the elbow-chair to the floor, sat down
with his feet among the long-dead ashes that cumbered the hearth, sighing
for that spirit of homely comfort that was, even then, being washed and
swept out of his ken.

And thus Sir John found him, a desolate soul, huddled disconsolately over
a cheerless hearth, his peruke over one mournful eye, the very picture of
woe.

“Hark till her, John!” quoth he dolefully. “O man, ’tis fair
heartrendin’! Hark till yon brushin’ an’ scrubbin’!”

“Ah, so you have a woman to clean the place for you at last, Hector!”

“A wumman, d’ye say? Man, she’s no’ an ordinary wumman.... Wull ye hark
till her!”

“William Thompson,” cried a sweet, albeit stern voice, “this corner is
not even wetted ... scrub it!”

“Rose!” exclaimed Sir John.

“Hersel’!” sighed Sir Hector. “Can ye no reason wi’ her, John, if ’tis
only for the sake o’ puir Wully Tamson?”

“Not for worlds, Hector!”

“Then what’ll I dae, Johnnie?”

“Come a-walking.”

“Na, na; I’ve no’ the sperrit, John.”

“But you’ve the legs, Hector.” So saying, Sir John straightened his old
friend’s wig, reached him his hat and, taking his arm, led him out into
the sunshine.

“Whaur awa’, Johnnie?”

“Well, I promised to visit Mr. Pym, the painter.”

“Aye, I ken him fine; wi’ rod or gun there’s nane to equal him.”

They found Mr. Pym busied in his garden, who, perceiving his visitors,
laid by his spade and hastened to make them welcome; the better to
perform which, he brought them into the house and vanished to find the
wherewithal to refresh them, only to return empty-handed and disconsolate:

“Sirs,” quoth he, “the devil is in it for my brandy is out!” And, being
at a loss, he sought the aid of his daughter. “Elsie!” he called. “Elsie!”

A jingle of keys, a light step and Mistress Pym appeared, her dainty,
print gown girt about slender middle by a cincture whence hung reticule
and housewifely keys, her face framed in snowy mob-cap and remarkable for
a pair of handsome eyes.

“Girl,” exclaimed the painter, “my brandy’s out!”

Mistress Pym faced the so grave situation entirely undismayed:

“I told you ’twas so, days agone, sir,” she answered serenely. “We’ve
naught left in the house save my ginger wine.”

“Then that must serve,” quoth her sire. “Bring it, a heaven’s name!”

Lightly she went and lightly she was back and, steady of hand, filled the
three glasses. Sir John eyed the liquor a little askance but tasted it
bravely, and glanced at his young hostess.

“Your own making, Mistress Pym?” he inquired.

“Yes, sir,” she nodded. “’Twould be better were it older, but father
never lets it keep long enough.”

“And small wonder!” answered Sir John, bowing. “Mistress Pym, I drink to
your eyes, for sure there be few to match ’em in the South Country.” So
saying, he drank and wished his glass had been larger. Thereupon Mistress
Pym curtsied to them and jingled away about her multifarious duties.

“Yon’s a braw wife for some lucky man, I’m thinkin’!” quoth Sir Hector.
“There’s looks till her, an’, O man, but she’s a bonny cook whateffer!
’Tis a graund thing when a lass can appeal tae a man’s heid, an’ heart,
an’ stomach, y’ ken.”

“Mr. Pym,” said Sir John as, the ginger wine having made a duly
deliberate end, they rose to depart, “you mentioned, I mind, the first
time we met, the murder of a man on Windover.”

“I did, sir; the cruel assassination of Roger Hobden—a black business
that was never cleared up and never will be.”

“Had you any suspicions at the time?”

“Suspicions, sir? Remembering Lord Sayle and the unholy doings in that
solitary house of his, I suspected every one beneath its roof, from Lord
Sayle down.”

“Losh, man!” exclaimed Sir Hector, “ye’ve a graund gift o’ suspeecioning.”

“And suppose I have, sir?” demanded the painter argumentatively. “There
is little of good in ’Friston Manor, and evil begetteth evil. And Sayle
is a law unto himself, with bullies at hand to work his wicked purposes.”

“Whisht, man!” exclaimed Sir Hector. “Ye’ll no be suggestin’——”

“And why not, sir? Doth the man’s rank place him above suspicion?”

“Never heed father, Sir Hector,” said Mistress Pym at this moment,
leaning in at the open door; “he doth but seek an argument——”

“Mistress,” quoth the painter, “mind your business!” Whereat Mistress Pym
laughed and jingled away again.

“Pym—man,” said Sir Hector, “his lordship is no’ juist an archangel nor
yet a seraphim, but ye’ll no’ be suspectin’ a man o’ his quality wad
stoop tae murder a country lad o’ no condition.”

“On the contrary, Sir Hector, I say he would stoop to anything.”

“There was never any incriminating evidence found, I believe, sir?”
inquired Sir John. “No clue of any kind discovered?”

“None of importance. Though I did find a thing on the footpath that
runs above the ‘Long Man,’ near where the crime was committed—a thing I
felt it my duty to show to the law officers and was laughed at for my
pains.... I have it here somewhere.” And the painter turned to a small,
carved press in a corner where stood two or three fishing-rods in company
with a musket and a birding-piece.

“What kind o’ thing, Pym?” inquired Sir Hector.

“A snuff-box,” answered the painter, opening a drawer and turning over a
collection of small fossils, flint arrow-heads, and the like.

“A gowd snuff-box, Pym?”

“Nay, ’twas of horn—a poor thing! Ah, here ’tis!” And he held out a
clumsy horn snuff-box of battered and villainous appearance. Sir John
took it, turned it this way and that, opened and sniffed delicately
at its empty interior, and finally carrying it to the light, fell to
studying it anew.

“Now, Pym man,” said Sir Hector, “if yon had been gold or enamel, or even
siller, it might perchance justify your suspeecions; but whaur’s the man
o’ quality would carry a thing the like o’ that?”

“There, sir,” answered the painter dogmatically, “there I take issue with
ye. If that box be evidence, which I deny, mark ye—’tis precisely the
kind o’ thing your man o’ quality would purposefully leave that its very
poverty might set inquiring minds on a false scent. I further maintain,
sir, that——”

“Nay, Sir Hector,” laughed Mistress Pym, leaning in at the open lattice
at this moment, her hands full of fresh-gathered flowers, “do but take
father’s side o’ the question and he will immediately take yours to keep
the argument a-going.”

“Child,” quoth the painter, sternly grim, “I smell your bread a-burning!”

“Sir,” she answered, throwing a flower at him, “thou’rt mighty
sharp-nosed this morning, for ’tis not yet in the oven!”

“An’ there’s for ye, man!” chuckled Sir Hector as she jingled away once
more.

“Mr. Pym, would you pray lend me this box for a few days?” inquired Sir
John.

“Nay, take it, sir,” answered the painter, “if the sorry thing hath any
interest for you, take it and welcome.”

Murmuring his thanks, Sir John slipped it into his pocket; and shortly
after, bidding Mr. Pym adieu, they left him to his gardening.

“Yon Pym-lassie,” quoth Sir Hector as they walked, “is like a bagpipes——”

“Never in the world, Hector!”

“Aye, John; she’s sweet as a bagpipes, whilk, as a’ the warld kens, is
the sweetest and maist soothin’ of a’ instruments! ’Tis a muckle woefu’
wight Pym’ll be if ever she marries, I’m thinkin’! But, Johnnie, why for
did ye want yon snuff-box?”

“Because I think I can find the man who lost it.”

“Losh, man! An’ suppose ye can, what then?”

“Why then, Hector, I think my Lord Sayle will cease from hunting
smugglers.”

“Eh? Sayle? Man, what d’ye mean?”

“Time will show——”

“Aye, but meanwhile, John, d’ye mean to say ye think——”

“That a mug of Mr. Bunkle’s gumboo will go very happily with Mistress
Pym’s excellent wine, so——”

“Umph-humph!” exclaimed Sir Hector; and together they entered the
hospitable portal of the ‘Market Cross Inn,’ where they were met by
the cheery Mr. Bunkle, who ushered them as honoured guests into his
five-doored holy of holies.

“Do you gin’men ’appen to ha’ seed the bill as they’ve printed an’ posted
arl-on-account-o’ pore Jarge Potter? What—no, sirs? Then bide a minute
an’ I’ll show ye one o’ they bills.” Saying which, Mr. Bunkle put aside
snowy apron and from vasty pocket drew forth such incongruous articles
as: a whip lash, a fragment of tobacco, a nutmeg, a small pistol, and
finally, after laborious groping, a folded paper which, having carefully
smoothed out, he held up against the wall and they read as follows:

                       ONE HUNDRED POUNDS REWARD.

                             Dead or Alive.

    WHEREAS George Potter a NOTORIOUS SMUGGLER did upon the 10th
    inst. of June fire upon certain of His Majesty’s soldiers and
    coastguard officers in the execution of their duty, thereby
    MALICIOUSLY WOUNDING divers of them: the above sum, to wit ONE
    HUNDRED POUNDS, will be paid to any or such persons as shall
    give information leading to capture of the aforesaid

                         NOTORIOUS MALEFACTOR.
                             Dead or Alive.

                          LONG LIVE THE KING.

“Save’s a’!” exclaimed Sir Hector, “the man Sayle is unco’ serious an’
damnably determined.... A hundred pounds! Losh, man, ’twill be an awfu’
temptation tae the avereecious. How think ye, Peter?”

“Why, I think, sir, as that theer hundred pound will go a-beggin’——”

“But ... a hundred pounds, man——!”

“Aye,” nodded Mr. Bunkle as he refolded the bill, “’tis a sight o’ money,
I rackon; Jarge ought to be a proud man this day! ’Twill be the gumboo as
usual, sirs?”

Now when their glasses were empty and Sir Hector had fared unwillingly
homewards, Sir John, being alone, took out the battered snuff-box to view
it once again in keen-eyed scrutiny, more especially the lid; for there,
scratched faintly on the horn, were these two initials:

                                  J. S.




CHAPTER XXXIV

CONCERNS ITSELF WITH ONE OF THE MANY MYSTERIES OF THE ‘MARKET CROSS INN’


In these sleepy summer days, while Alfriston drowsed about its
business, High Dering opened doors and lattices far wider than usual to
behold a troop of workmen who, with planks, poles, ladders and other
paraphernalia, descended upon Dame Haryott’s little cottage.

These workmen, though Londoners and therefore “foreigners” in Sussex,
to be watched suspiciously and askance, were nevertheless cheery souls
who whistled and sang and cracked jokes with old Penelope what time they
thatched and glazed and painted. In the midst of which business down came
Mr. Sturton bristling with outraged authority, who loudly demanded to
know by what right and by whose permission they dared thus violate the
dignity of rotting thatch and sanctity of decaying wall; whereupon he was
shown a paper signed by a certain name that caused him to open his eyes
very wide and close his mouth very tight and walk away vastly thoughtful.

My Lord Sayle also, though never stirring abroad, was by no means
inactive, nay, rather his zeal for the suppression of smugglers in
general and capture of one in particular, waxed to a fervour which
was presently manifest to all and sundry, more especially the highly
virtuous inhabitants of Alfriston, the quiet of whose sleepy High
Street was frequently scandalised by the tramp of soldiery, hoarse
commands and the clatter of accoutrements; at which times, and with
passionless regularity, Mr. George Potter’s cottage would be searched
from cellar to attic and its walls and floors sounded without avail.
Thereafter Mr. Bunkle, awaiting patiently expectant, would conduct the
unsuccessful search-party over the ‘Market Cross Inn’; would himself
show them all manner of possible hiding-places as: dark corners, deep
cupboards, hidden recesses all more or less dusty and cobwebby; he was,
indeed, never too busy to assist officer, sergeant or private in their
floor and wall-tapping operations, and would suggest for their further
consideration an infinity of likely and unlikely places as his barns,
stables, lofts and outhouses, his corn-bins, even his hen-roost and
dog-kennel; until officer, sergeant and private, very dusty, very hot
and ever and always thirstily unsuccessful, would end their labours in
parlour and tap-room and, having nobly refreshed themselves, would fall
in and march away, conscious of having performed their duty like men.

At which times the weatherbeaten old Cross, wise with years, might have
winked knowing eye had it possessed one, as did Mr. Bunkle upon a certain
evening in the chaste seclusion of the five-doored room.

“Are they gone, Peter man?” inquired Sir Hector.

“Certain sure, indeed, sir, an’ arl on ’em quite as ’appy as usual.”

“This being their second visit within the week?” inquired Sir John,
busied with pencil and memorandum.

“It be, sir!” nodded Mr. Bunkle, slicing a lemon. “They sojers be
’ard-workin’ lads, sure-lye! This be the fourth time they’ve turned that
’ay for me as I’ve got a-laying in the old barn—which be good for the ’ay
an’ doan’t do them no ’arm. An’ seekin’ an’ searchin’ for some one as be
never found seems a tur’ble thirsty business—which be likewise good for
me!”

Here ensued a silence wherein Sir John made notes in his memorandum and
Mr. Bunkle proceeded to concoct that mystery known as “gumboo,” while
Sir Hector, puffing his pipe, watched with appreciative expectation.

From adjacent tap-room issued the drowsy murmur of neighbourly talk,
the clank of pewter, an occasional laugh; but all at once this pleasant
clamour was hushed, and Mr. Bunkle, in the act of filling the glasses,
paused and stood glancing obliquely towards the open lattice, for upon
this unnatural stillness grew an ominous sound, faint at first but
swelling ever louder, wilder, more threatening.

Sir Hector rose, Sir John closed his memorandum, Mr. Bunkle leant from
the window, for now above this ominous sound rose another, the clatter of
running feet in desperate flight from the oncoming terror of the “hue and
cry.”

And then the small chamber seemed full of men who muttered uneasily to
each other.

“The sojers, Peter!” quoth Mr. Muddle. “’Tis the sojers a-comin’ back
again!”

“’Tis Jarge!” added Mr. Pursglove dolefully. “’Tis pore Jarge Potter ...
runnin’ fur ’is loife.... An’ us caan’t do nowt fur ’ee——” Even as he
spoke was the sound of a distant shot.

“Not ’ere, ye caan’t!” answered Mr. Bunkle, shaking his head. “So off wi’
ye, lads!”

Hereupon the five doors opened, closed, and the three were alone again.

“Peter Bunkle,” cried Sir Hector, “Peter—man, though a’ the warld kens
I’m no smuggler the noo, yet if Geordie Potter’s taken they shall tak’ me
too!”

“Nay, Sir Hector, what’ll be the good o’ that?” demurred Mr. Bunkle,
following him out into the tap-room.

“Whisht, man—hark’ee!”

The running feet were much closer now; on they came in wild career,
though every now and then they seemed to falter oddly.

“B’ the Powers—’e’ll never do it!” cried Mr. Bunkle. “’Ark ’ow ’e
runs—he’m wounded!”

“Why, then,” exclaimed Sir Hector, and swung open the door, and leapt
aside as a man blundered past him, a woeful figure, torn, mired and
bloody, who gasped painfully and reeled in his stride.

Forthwith Sir Hector clapped to the door, and would have barred it, but
Mr. Bunkle stayed him.

“No, no, sir!” he cried. “It looks more innocenter open an’, besides,
Jarge only wants a minute ... watch ’im!”

Upon the wide hearth a fire smouldered, and into and over this fire Mr.
Potter staggered; they heard the rattle of a chain within the chimney, a
breathless, “Arl roight, Peter!” and Mr. Potter vanished amid sparks and
smoke.

A moment later the first of his pursuers, lifting musket-butt to batter
the stout door, found it ajar and entered, panting, to behold two
gentlemen seated in amicable converse upon the wide settle, and Mr.
Bunkle deferentially awaiting their orders; whereupon the panting soldier
gasped and, gaping, was thrust aside by a panting officer, a ferocious
gentleman, plump, peevish and blown, who, perceiving this picture of
placid ease, immediately gaped also.

“Why ... why, what the devil!” he gasped, staring about the orderly
tap-room in round-eyed amazement, while his breathless subordinates
peered over his shoulders; and, finding no better expression to fit the
occasion, he repeated it, louder than before, “What the devil!”

“Extraordinary!” exclaimed Sir John, viewing the breathless gentleman in
mild wonder. “Mr. Bunkle, you may bring us some o’ your famous gumboo.”

“Well ... damme!” panted the officer.

“Aye, but why, sir?” inquired Sir John, whereat the officer grew a trifle
redder in the face and, scowling upon Sir John, fell back upon his
original remark:

“What the devil!”

“My dear sir,” quoth Sir John, “not being an army man myself, I am
consequently a little at a loss, and should be glad to know precisely
what evolution, manœuvre or exercise you and your comrades are engaged
upon?”

The officer blinked, stared about him dazedly, and scowled upon Sir John
blacker than ever.

“Sir,” said he, having somewhat recovered his breath, “I am Panter o’
the Third! Captain Panter, sir, and am here in pursuit o’ the notorious
smuggler, George Potter, who entered this doorway not two minutes ago.”

“Amazing!” murmured Sir John, shaking his head. “Hector, you hear what
Captain Panter says?”

“Aye, I hear,” answered Sir Hector, staring at the Captain and shaking
his head also. “’Tis fair astonishin’, John!”

“Why, what d’ye mean, sir?” demanded the Captain angrily. “What the devil
d’ye mean? I’ve got eyes, and I saw our man run through this doorway,
damme!”

“Mebbe ’tis the sun, Johnnie?” Sir Hector suggested. “An’ sunstroke’s
an awfu’ thing, y’ ken, ’tis bad as strong drink tae mak’ a man see
visions——”

“Visions, sir!” cried Captain Panter, “to the devil with your visions,
sir! You, Ensign Page, did we see our man run in here or no?”

“Most certainly we did, sir!”

“And you, Sergeant, did we or did we not?”

“Why, sir,” answered the Sergeant, saluting, “we did; leastways you did,
but I didn’t—that is, not pre-zackly as I could swear to ... me not being
capable o’ seein’ nothin’ but the stock o’ Private Adamses musket as,
owin’ to Private Adamses windictiveness, ’ad caught me in the ab-domen,
sir, doublin’ of me up like a jack-knife and renderin’ me——”

“Damme!” roared the Captain, stamping with fury, “will ye hold your
infernal tongue! Page, take ten men and search this cursed inn all over
again ... the fireplace yonder first!”

The embers were scattered immediately and two zealous soldiers, ducking
under the arch of the mantel, stood in the wide chimney to peer, to prod
with bayonets, to pound with musket-butts until they sneezed, choked and
reappeared coughing and black with fallen soot, to the suppressed delight
of their comrades and the furious chagrin of their Captain, who promptly
cursed them forth to their instant ablutions.

“Sergeant,” he cried, “surround this damned tavern and let nobody out or
in, d’ye hear?”

“Aye, I do, sir,” answered the Sergeant, saluting; “any person so
attempting to be——”

“Be off!” roared the Captain.

“Aye, sir. And if fugitive discovers hisself, we to shoot at same with
intent to——”

“Aye—shoot and be damned!”

“Yes, sir!” answered the Sergeant, and with another salute he wheeled
smartly, strode into the street, bellowed incoherencies at his perspiring
men and marched them away to their stations.

“You, landlord,” quoth Captain Panter, seating himself and stretching
dusty legs, “bring me a bottle o’ burgundy—now, at once! And as for the
rest o’ ye, I’ll let you know I’m Panter o’ the Third and not to be
gammoned by a tale o’ cock and bull!”

The wine being brought, Captain Panter filled and drank thirstily while
the place rang and reverberated with the tread of heavy feet and thuds of
musket-butts that marked the searchers’ activity.

“O John,” said Sir Hector, after some while, “wull ye harken tae yon
noble heroes! Is it no a graund thing tae be a sojer?”

At this, the Captain set down his glass with a bang. Quoth he:

“I’ll thank ye to leave my profession alone!”

“I will that!” answered Sir Hector. “I’ve no’ juist hankered tae be a
catchpoll, y’ ken.”

“Catch——” the Captain choked.

“Poll!” added Sir Hector. “Catchpoll, laddie——”

“By all the devils!” exclaimed the Captain, rising, but at this moment
Ensign Page re-entered, dusty and dishevelled.

“Sir,” said he, casting looks of yearning upon the Captain’s bottle, “I
beg to report that we have searched everywhere to no effect.”

“But, burn me,” exclaimed the Captain, “the rascal must be here! You saw
him enter that door, we all saw him, and he’s had no time to win clear
... besides, the place is surrounded.”

“Nevertheless, sir,” answered Ensign Page, still eyeing the bottle
thirstily, “there’s never a sign of him high nor low.”

“And I say he’s here somewhere, hid. Where ha’ you looked?”

“In all the usual places, sir.”

“Then go search the unusual places!”

“Sir?”

“I say,” fumed the Captain, “that the rogue must be here somewhere, and
if he’s here, here he shall be found.... Go, find him, sir!”

The young Ensign saluted the bottle and departed. So was a new series of
thumps and bangs and tramplings alow and aloft, what time the autocratic
Captain Panter sipped his wine and glared at the occupants of the settle
who seemed so very much at their ease; and, as the wine grew low, his
choler rose correspondingly. He viewed Sir Hector’s shabby garments, Sir
John’s plain attire, and setting them down as persons of no condition,
treated them as such.

“Sunstroke!” he snarled. “Sunstroke, begad! ’Tis very evident ye’re
aiding and abetting this rascally smuggler—both o’ ye! Could I but be
assured o’ this, I’d march ye to prison, aye, I would, by Jove! B’gad,
but you may be arrant smugglers yourselves—you’ve the cursed, sly look of
’t.”

“Laddie,” answered Sir Hector mildly, “what wi’ sunstroke an’ the
bottle, ye’re no juist reesponsible for the clatter o’ your feckless
tongue——”

“Tongue, sir, tongue? D’ye dare suggest I’m not perfectly sober?”

“Aye, I dare that!” nodded Sir Hector; “I dare suggest that what wi’ sun
an’ the bottle ye’ll be seein’ smugglers crawlin’ up y’r arrms an’ legs
gin ye drink ony mair.... Man, ye’re growin’ purple i’ the face, y’r eyne
be rollin’ in y’r heid, an’ ye look sae uncanny an’ talk sae——”

“Talk, is it—talk!” roared the Captain, shaking his fist. “At the least I
talk English and you, like the bog-trotting Irishman y’are, and be——”

Uttering an inarticulate roar, Sir Hector leapt from his chair, bounded
across the room, and Captain Panter of the Third found himself whirled
aloft in mighty hands that held him pinned fast between two of the
ceiling-beams, breathless, shaken and utterly confounded.

“O man,” quoth Sir Hector in bitter apostrophe, “can ye no’ ken a Scot
when ye see him? Ye muckle fule, can ye no’ see the differ’ betwixt a
Scot an’ the lave o’ puir humanity? D’ye no’ ken that the Scots be the
salt o’ the airth? An’, O man, I’m a Scot o’ the Scots, being Hector
Lauchlan MacLean o’ Duart. Ma puir wee mannie, I’ve ate things the like
o’ yesel’ in a sallet afore to-day an’ ne’er kenned it!”

Having thus delivered himself, Sir Hector set the dazed and breathless
Captain gently upon his feet, a very astonished officer, who gulped,
stared and was fumbling in a numb sort of fashion for the hilt of his
sword, when the young Ensign reappeared once more, more dusty and heated
than ever.

“Sir,” said he, “we’ve seen neither hide nor hair of our man though we’ve
turned the place upside down.”

Captain Panter stared vaguely at the speaker, and from him to a certain
spot between the beams above his head.

“Upside ... down!” he murmured. “Oh! Ah! Fall in your men!” Having said
which, the Captain walked slowly out of the inn, looking neither right
nor left.

And presently the Sergeant’s voice was heard uplifted in divers
inarticulate roarings; followed a ring and clatter of muskets and, with
martial swing and measured tramp, Captain Panter and his dusty company
marched away through the mellowing afternoon sunshine.

And, after some while, appeared Mr. Muddle’s head at the open lattice.

“Arl clear, Peter!” he announced, whereupon Mr. Bunkle nodded and emitted
a cheery whistle, which was immediately answered by those ghostly
rappings, such as Sir John remembered to have heard once before.

“Aweel, that’s over, God be thankit!” quoth Sir Hector fervently.

“Aye, sir!” nodded Mr. Bunkle. “’Twere a bit orkard-like for Jarge, but
then every summer ’as its rainy day!”

The rattle of a chain, a scuffling sound in the chimney, and Mr. Potter
stepped forth in more woeful plight than ever by reason of soot.

“Havers, Geordie man, an’ how are ye the noo?” inquired Sir Hector. “Are
ye wounded?”

“A bit, sir—’ere an’ theer,” admitted Mr. Potter, “by reason of a
quick-set as happed in my road. But gimme a glass o’ grog, chilled,
Peter, an’ soap an’ water, an’ I’ll be never naun the worse, I rackon.”
And, making a leg, he limped away on Mr. Bunkle’s ready arm.

“A memorable afternoon, Hector!” quoth Sir John. “In Sussex one truly
lives these days! Paris? London? What be these to Alfriston? And now,
come your ways.”

“Whaur awa’, John?”

“To visit Rose’s aunt.”

“Na, na, John. D’ye no’ ken she’s a widow? Forbye, she’s a wee person,
an’ none sae ill-lookin’——”

“You have seen her, then?”

“Glimpsed her, lad, from ayont the party wall. She’s my neighbour, y’
ken.”

“Why, then, come and meet her.”

“An’ her a widow-body, an’ me new shaved!”

“Shaved, Hector?”

“Aye! When fresh shaved I’m no’ sae ill-lookin’ mysel’, d’ye see, John.
An’ I was ever a cautious body, as ye ken weel. So I’ll juist bide here
an’ smoke a pipe wi’ Geordie Potter.... But, John”—and here Sir Hector’s
English became precise—“there is a matter hath troubled me this week and
more. John, she is a sweet, good maid, though mayhap a little overbearing
now and then, and much above her condition.”

“Meaning Rose?”

“Herself, John ... you—you see her very often of late.... And, minding
her station in life and yours, I would ask ye, John, as one who loves you
and respects yon maid, are you ... making love to her?”

“As often as possible, Hector!”

“As John Derwent?”

“Yes, Hector.”

“O John ... O Johnnie lad! Can ye no leave purity and innocence alone?”

“Not when I want ’em in a wife.”

“Wife,” ejaculated Sir Hector, falling back a step in sheer
amazement—“wife, is it? You—you with a wife, John?”

“In time, I hope.”

“Losh, Johnnie man! And here was I thinking——”

“Evil of me, Hector. My reputation dogs me even yet!”

“Forgi’e me, lad, forgi’e me! And ... O John, you would actually marry
a—a serving-wench—you?”

“I!”

“And by heaven, I honour ye for’t! Doth she love ye?”

“Well, Hector, there are times when I am gravely doubtful ... yesterday,
for instance, she called me ‘John’ for the first time!”

“An’ blushed when she said it, lad?”

“Like a rose, Hector!”

“’Twas a good sign, sure?”

“Aye—in any maid but Rose. Thus when Rose, blushing rosily as Rose
should, calleth me ‘John,’ my assurance shakes and I grow doubtful.”

“But can ye no’ find out, John?”

“Aye—her aunt might tell me!” So saying, he turned and went his
thoughtful way, leaving Sir Hector staring after him in deepest
perplexity.

Her Grace the Duchess of Connington was seated in her little garden
busily shelling peas.

“Ah, and is it you—at last, sir?” quoth she, acknowledging Sir John’s
profound obeisance with a smiling nod. “Pray, why ha’ you been so long
a-calling?”

“I awaited vainly your niece’s invitation, madam, and am here to-day
unbidden.”

“Then you may sit here beside me, sir.... I ha’ been hither dragged into
these solitudes by my headstrong Herminia and, on the whole, should like
it vastly well were it not for the giant.”

“Giant, madam?”

“Aye, Blunderbore himself, sir! A fierce, fearsome, great creature in
shabbiest clothes and matted wig! An odious, huge person who persistently
peers and prys upon me—over the wall yonder. So slinking and sly! A
contemptible creeper! And puffs tobacco from a pipe!”

“Nay, madam, can you possibly mean my very dear friend, Sir Hector
MacLean, a most honourable, worthy gentleman?”

“Then why should the person persistently pry and peer on our privacy,
pray?”

“’Tis, I am sure, with no will to offend. Believe me, he is of nature the
most gentle——”

“With the looks of an ogre, sir!”

“But, indeed, Duchess——”

“Hush, Sir John! In Alfriston pray remember I am Mrs. Saunders!”

“And I, madam, am John Derwent.”

“And pray, John Derwent, what is the part you play here ’mid the rustic
wild?”

“Madam, I am principal lover to Mrs. Saunders’ niece Rose.”

“A difficult rôle, sir!” answered the little Duchess, with her youthful
laugh.

“Indeed, ’twould seem so,” he answered a little ruefully. “And ’tis thus
I am here, humbly seeking your advice, dear Mrs. Saunders.”

“Nay, fie, sir! Is not Sir John Dering accounted wholly irresistible, a
wild and winning wooer, terribly tempestuous?”

“Only by idle gossip, madam. And John Derwent is the reverse of all
this—a very patient lover he, full o’ reverent humility.”

“Ha!” exclaimed the Duchess, and shelled three peas with rapid dexterity,
which done, she glanced at Sir John with her shrewd, pretty eyes, and
shook her small head decidedly. “Alas, my poor John, your reverent
humility shall never win Herminia!”

Now, at this moment, Chance, Instinct or some even finer sense, caused
Sir John to glance up at the adjacent wall in time to see the gleam of
a white hand among the ivy that surmounted the coping; thus, when he
answered, his voice was a thought louder than before:

“But, dear Mrs. Saunders, ’tis Rose and Rose only that I do so love for——”

“Stay, sir! Pray remember that Rose being Rose is yet always and ever
Herminia!”

“And yet, madam, how utterly dissimilar, how vastly different! Betwixt
the sweet simplicity of my gentle Rose and the cold worldliness of the
arrogant Herminia, a great gulf is fixed that none may bridge saving
only—Herminia. And so it is I fear.”

“For yourself?”

“For us both. I fear lest Herminia’s selfish pride bring lasting misery
to poor Rose and John.”

“Ha!” exclaimed the little Duchess again, and sat turning a pea-pod idly
in her small fingers. “And yet, Herminia hath a noble heart, a warmly
generous nature ... though the sweet soul can be a fierce, passionate
wretch.... But, alack, John, she never knew a mother’s fostering care ...
she was spoiled, petted and pampered and became the idol of her wild and
reckless father.... Aye me!... John Derwent, look at me and show me John
Dering’s heart. Do you indeed so love—Rose?”

“Beyond all expression!” he answered, looking into the eyes that
questioned his so keenly.

“Why, then, John,” said she at last, “were I in thy place, I should
forget John Derwent’s so great humility awhile—just ... for a moment!”

“A moment?”

“Well, say two moments, John ... or even three!... O Sir John Dering, art
grown so strangely dense?”

Then Sir John rose.

“A moment,” he repeated, “two moments, or even three!” Taking her Grace’s
two small hands, he kissed them rapturously. “Thou dear, kind friend,”
quoth he, “thy trust, thy faith in ‘the poor dog with a bad name’ shall,
methinks, resolve all my difficulties.... It shall be three! At the stile
beyond the little footbridge.”




CHAPTER XXXV

BEING THE SHORTEST IN THIS BOOK


Sunset had long since paled its splendour; evening was fading into night,
a warm and languorous twilight where stars peeped and a waxing radiance
gave promise of a moon, while from wood remote, vague, mysterious stole
the bubbling murmur of a night-jar.

And my Lady Herminia, having crossed the little footbridge that spanned
whispering stream, paused to lean upon the adjacent stile, viewing all
things tender-eyed, from the homely lights of Alfriston, twinkling
here and there beyond dim-seen trees, to the far-flung majesty of the
swelling, silent Downs beyond. Yet, it is to be supposed, she was by no
means unconscious of him who stood beside her, though she started when at
last he spoke.

“This,” said Sir John, “is the stile beyond the little footbridge.”

“Well?” she inquired, a little breathlessly.

“Won’t you say ‘John’?”

“Well, John?” she repeated obediently.

“And it is an aged stile, Rose. See how warped are its timbers. And
consequently ’tis very like that many a man hath kissed his maid here....
Say ‘Yes, John.’”

“Yes, John.”

“And yet, Rose, as I do think, none of them all ever kissed with such
reverent fervour as we are about to do.... Say ‘Never in all the world,
John!’”

“Nay ... oh, wait!” she cried more breathlessly than ever.

“Indeed, I am in no haste,” he answered. “But here to-night, Rose, thou
and I that so love each other, do plight our troth....”

“Art sure I love thee, then?” she questioned.

“’Tis so I have dared dream, child.”

“And how if I—do not?”

“Then is the sun out and I lost i’ the dark.”

“Art so—very assured?” she questioned again; and then his arms were about
her and he drew her close, lifting her unwilling head that he might look
into her eyes.

“O loved maid!” he murmured. “Sweet Flower o’ Life, thou and I are alone
here with the God that made us and yon everlasting hills.... Could thine
eyes speak me aught but truth? Are these the eyes of Rose or the Lady
Herminia?”

“Of ... Rose!” she whispered. And so he kissed her, her eyes, her hair,
her lips, until at last: “O John,” she murmured, “art thou John Derwent
or ... the ‘Wicked Dering’? For indeed ... Aunt Lucinda said but three,
sir!”




CHAPTER XXXVI

WHICH CONTAINS FURTHER MENTION OF A CERTAIN SNUFF-BOX


“To-day, Bob, is Thursday, I think?”

“It is, sir.”

“And your researches teach us that, upon every Thursday, Sturton rides
over to Seaford, generally in the evening?”

“Aye, your honour, to a small tavern called ‘The Anchor.’”

“And there meets a red-headed, seafaring man to whom he pays money.”

“Pre-cisely, sir.”

“The sailor-man’s name being Skag—Jonas Skag.”

“The same, your honour.”

“Why, then, Bob, see the horses saddled; we will go a-riding.”

“To Seaford, sir?”

“To Seaford, Bob.”

Thus they were presently ambling down Alfriston’s ancient street,
between neat and homely cottages from whose doors heads nodded in cheery
greeting, past flowery gardens, by fragrant rickyard, where they had
brief vision of Mr. Muddle virtuously busied with a pitchfork despite his
limp, and so to the winding, tree-shaded road that led uphill and down
towards the purple slopes of Windover.

“Sturton hath kept ye fairly busy o’ late, Bob.”

“His movements, sir, has been constant.”

“Indeed, Bob, since we gave up the harassing tactics for a more subtle
method, your days ha’ been fully occupied. Yet I trust you ha’ found time
to keep a friendly eye upon our Ancient Dumbrell?”

“I have, sir.”

“Good! And how is——”

“She is very well, your honour, and ... as young as ever!”

“Hum!” quoth Sir John, and they rode awhile in silence. Corporal Robert
made to drop behind, but his master stayed him with a gesture.

“Regarding Mrs. Rose, Bob, she often visits the Dumbrells, I think?”

“When not wi’ Dame Haryott, sir, or slave-driving Willum Thompson.... A
on-common dirty soldier he’d ha’ made, sir!”

“You see her—Mrs. Rose—frequently, then?”

“I do, sir.”

“And do you still think her ... ‘leggy’ was the term, I fancy?”

“Aye, sir, but I beg to withdraw ‘leggy’ as not being in order, Mrs. Rose
not being ex-actly what she seems.”

“Explain, Bob.”

“Well, sir, her speech don’t always match her country clothes, and
sometimes she’s that haughty!”

“Aye, I’ve noticed the same, myself.”

“Yes, your honour.”

“What d’ye mean by ‘yes,’ Bob?”

“I mean, sir, as ’tis nowise sup-rising you should notice, seeing as I’ve
noticed as your honour notices—I mean that she notices—that she an’ your
honour seem to take a powerful sight o’ notice of each other, sir.”

“Aye, we do, Bob.”

“No offence, your honour?”

“None in the world, Bob.”

“But, y’ see, sir, there’s others has noticed and a-noticing same—daily,
your honour.”

“Who, Robert?”

“Well, there’s Peter Bunkle for one, there’s nothing as he don’t notice!
And old Mr. Dumbrell, he talks o’ nothing else, lately.”

“Ah, he tells you that I am ‘sweet on her,’ I suppose?”

“Con-stantly, sir!”

“Well, Bob, the Aged Soul is right—so I am!”

“Yes, sir!”

“Ha, you were already aware o’ this incredible fact?”

“I sur-mised same, sir.”

“You see, Bob, I intend to marry her.”

The Corporal was, and actually looked, startled.

“Marry her!” he repeated in a strangled voice. “Your honour!... Marry
her!”

“Indeed, Bob, I intend to marry and settle down at High Dering at last,
unless—aye, unless the Fateful Sisters see fit to cut short the thread o’
my existence.”

“God forbid, sir!”

“Amen, Bob. And yet the world would wag as merrily without me.... Do you
believe in presentiments, Bob?”

“No, sir ... and yet——”

“Neither do I.”

“Sir, I’ve known men as did.”

“Aye, we mortals be queer creatures, Bob! An ill dream, a fit o’ the
indigestion, a chill on the liver, and we grow full o’ forebodings, see
dire omens and portents in everything and start at our own shadows....
Queer creatures!... And here we part awhile. You to keep an eye on the
unsuspecting Sturton should he ride hither, and I to ‘The Anchor,’ where
you will meet me at six.”

“Very good, sir!”

“’Tis like enough our quest may be ended sooner than we hoped, Robert.”

So saying, Sir John gave his steed the rein and rode on into Seaford
town. Dismounting before the small Anchor Inn, he gave his horse to the
ostler and his hand to Mr. Levitt the landlord, who forthwith ushered him
into cosy parlour.

Mr. Levitt was by nature a jovial soul but, just now, his good-natured
features were overcast, and he sighed, shaking despondent head over that
hard Fate which, as he mournfully declared, “’ad made o’ pore Potter
an ’omeless wanderer an’ drove Cap’n Sharkie Nye into the arms o’ them
French furrineers and ruinated my trade, sir. Aye, by the Pize, sir, I
moight jest as well close the ol’ ‘Anchor’ for arl the good I do these
days—crool ’ard, I calls it!”

“How, is trade so bad, Mr. Levitt?”

“Worser’n bad it be, sir!”

“Is the place quite empty, then?”

“As a blessed drum, sir! Never a soul ’cept a couple o’ naun-account
chaps. Lord, I dunno wot Sussex be a-comin’ tu, that I doan’t. Wot I sez
is as them theer Preventives will ruin old England, aye by Goles, they
will—dannel ’em! Shall us mak’ it French wine, sir, or summat a liddle
stronger?”

“Nay, let it be October ale, thank ye, Mr. Levitt. And I’ll take it in
the ‘tap.’”

“Why, sir,” demurred the landlord, “the ‘tap’ bean’t ’ardly the place for
a gen’elman o’ your quality, an’ Sir ’Ector’s friend an’ arl.”

“But I’m minded for a bench and sanded floor,” smiled Sir John, and into
the tap he took his way accordingly. It was a smallish chamber very
orderly and clean, but empty except for a carter, in smock and leggings,
who snored lustily with his head on the table, and a raw-boned individual
with a shock of red hair and a dull, fish-like eye, who sat huddled in a
corner and gloomed. To whom Sir John forthwith addressed himself:

“Friend, you drink nothing?”

“Well, an’ ’ow can I drink,” answered the red-headed man in surly tone;
“’ow’s any man to drink out of a empty tankard?”

“That is easily amended.”

“Oh, is it, an arl—when a honest man’s pockets be as empty as ’is tankard
an’ nobody to ax ’im to take nothin’?”

“Then I will. Fill for him, Mr. Levitt.”

“I wouldn’t, sir!” answered the landlord; “’e’s ’ad enough, I rackon!”

“’Oo’s ’ad enough?” demanded the red-haired man truculently. “I ain’t
never ’ad enough! I never do ’ave enough, no, nor ain’t likely to ’ave
enough! An’ if the loikes o’ ’im loikes to treat the loikes o’ me, what’s
to prevent?”

“Well, keep a civil tongue to the gen’elman, an’ dannel ye, Jonas Skag!”
and Mr. Levitt, setting down the refilled tankard with a bang, stalked
away.

“Jonas Skag!” repeated Sir John, eyeing his unlovely companion and
shifting nearer to him; “I’ve heard that name before.”

“No, you ain’t!” retorted the other fiercely. “Leastways if y’ave you’ve
never ’eard naun but good of it!”

“True,” nodded Sir John; “for you told it me yourself.”

“What—I did?” exclaimed the red-headed man leaning forward to scowl.

“Aye,” answered Sir John, leaning forward also until he might look into
the close-set eyes opposite. “You informed me that a more honest man
never trod a plank.”

“Well, ’tis true! Honest I be, aye, honest as the day—an’ I’d loike t’
see the man as says I bean’t!” So saying, he lifted the ale to unshaven
mouth and drank greedily.

“You don’t smoke tobacco!” said Sir John.

“No, I doan’t! An’ wot be that t’ you? Why should I smoke? I doan’t loike
smoke an’ I bean’t a-goin’ to smoke! Not for the loikes o’ you, no—nor no
man breathin’, I ain’t!”

“Perchance you prefer snuff?” Sir John suggested, finger and thumb in
waistcoat pocket.

“An’ wot if I do? I ain’t beggin’ an’ pleadin’—no, nor yet axin’ you for
any, be I?”

“No,” answered Sir John; “but you may have a pinch for good-fellowship’s
sake, none the less, if you’re so minded.”

“Well, s’posin’ I be so minded?”

“Then I make you welcome to my box.” And Sir John took snuff-box from
pocket and gave it to the red-haired man’s hairy fingers.

The box was shut, and in the act of opening it Jonas Skag grew suddenly
still, glaring down at the thing he held, speechless, motionless, scarce
breathing, as if indeed it had possessed some deadly power to blast
him as he sat; then he seemed to shrink in his clothes, his writhing
lips opened, closed again speechlessly, and slipping from his twitching
fingers the battered horn snuff-box rolled upon the tiled floor; even
then he stared down at it where it lay, until moving slowly like an old
man, he leaned down, shaking hand outstretched. But with an airy motion
of his riding-whip, Sir John flicked it from his reach and picking it up
slipped it back into his pocket.

With the same unnatural slowness Jonas Skag rose to his feet, and leaning
across the table stood glaring at that pocket of Sir John’s waistcoat
which held that dreadful thing; and after some interval, he spoke in
broken whisper:

“Gimme ... gimme——”

Sir John, leaning back against the wall, stared up into the twitching
face, while slowly, slowly, the wide, bloodshot eyes crept up and up
until they were glaring into his; thus for a long moment eyes met eyes,
and it seemed that Jonas Skag was halting between two courses, groping
meanwhile in his darkened soul and questioning passionately with his
look. At last, uttering a hoarse, inarticulate sound, he turned, lurched
to the door, opened it, leaned there a moment, and was gone.

Then Sir John arose and, leaving his ale untasted, went seeking the
landlord.

“Mr. Levitt,” said he, “I remember meeting yonder red-haired fellow
aboard the _True Believer_. Is he one of Captain Sharkie’s regular men?”

“Not by no manner o’ means, sir!” answered Mr. Levitt. “A drunken,
quarrelsome, naun-account chap be Jonas. Las’ toime Sharkie ’apped
along—ah, a-settin’ in that very cheer, ‘Levitt,’ says ’e, ‘I’m done wi’
that Jonas for good an’ arl!’ ’e says.”

“And you, like Captain Sharkie, do not trust him?”

“Not so fur as I can see ’im, sir.... Why, here be Corporal Doubleday!
How goes it, sir, an’ what’ll we make it?”

At a nod from Sir John, the Corporal, having “made it” ale, and finished
it with commendable speed, Sir John presently arose and, taking hearty
leave of Mr. Levitt, stepped into the yard and mounted.

“Well, Bob?” he inquired as they rode. “Our Sturton made hither as usual?”

“He did, sir, but——”

“Was met by the red-headed man, Bob.”

“Pre-cisely, sir. Which man seemed in mighty per-tub-ation about somewhat
or other, whereupon Sturton takes him into the Bull yonder. And soon
arter, sir, out they came from the yard and both of ’em mounted, and away
at a gallop. Which seems strange.”

“Hum!” exclaimed Sir John. “Did they ride towards Alfriston?”

“Aye, your honour.”

“About how long ago?”

“Eggs-ackly eighteen and a half minutes, sir.”

“You did not follow ’em?”

“Your honour’s orders were to call for you at——”

“Aye, very true, Bob!... Eighteen minutes!”

Sir John reined in his horse and sat as if deeply pondering, while the
Corporal watched him, serenely patient.

“Is aught wrong, sir?” he inquired at last.

Sir John glanced up and round about upon the peaceful beauty of the
countryside.

“’Twill be a lovely evening, Robert.”

“Quite so, sir.”

“We don’t believe in presentiments, do we, Bob?”

“No, sir—leastways——”

“Or omens and the like liverish fancies? Now, do we happen to believe in
warnings, by any chance?”

“Depends, sir, on who warns and what about.”

“And after all, Bob, as Mr. Potter once remarked: ‘What is to be, must
be!’ So let us on and be done with it one way or t’other.”




CHAPTER XXXVII

WHICH GIVETH SOME DESCRIPTION OF A MURDERER’S HAT


“Why such speed, sir?” inquired the Corporal as they galloped up the long
hill out of Seaford.

“Aye, why indeed!” answered Sir John. “Life is short enough o’
conscience! Let us then rather amble the whiles I sum up our case as it
standeth to-day. And heed and mark me well, Robert.... And we begin with
my Lord Sayle, a sordid creature of sordid tastes, of whom ’twere better
to talk in metaphor.... My Lord Sayle, then, is reported to have a keen
eye for beauty and a catholic taste; the stately lily, the humble, modest
violet each alike find favour in his eyes and he culleth them as he may;
he acquireth by money, by guile, by force—aye, frequently by force, for
the which he useth divers agents ... and James Sturton we know for one of
these agents.

“Upon a certain evening some two years ago, a young village girl went up
Windover, she going thither to carry a cake to her lover, Roger Hobden,
who was tending sheep there. So much at least we know for fact; here
followeth surmise: James Sturton, in company with another of my lord’s
agents, by name Jonas Skag, being about their master’s evil business,
there met with her, and in this desolate place she screamed, and with
good reason! Hearing which outcry, Hobden came running. He fought
desperately, one against the two, or more for aught we know, and in the
struggle received a blow struck, as I believe, by Sturton, though much
harder than he meant.... And so died poor Roger Hobden.”

“But why should you think ’twas Sturton struck the fatal blow, sir?”

“Why should Sturton be paying ‘hush-money’ to Jonas Skag?”

“Aye, true, your honour!”

“And have become my lord’s very slave?”

“True again, sir! And he’s ever at Oxham’s beck and call, moreover.”

“One other surmise, Bob.... During the struggle Jonas Skag’s pocket was
torn, and out o’ that pocket fell a horn snuff-box——”

“Why, your honour, here’s a powerful lot o’ surmises! ’Tis all mighty
reasonable, but ye can’t convict a man nor yet hang a man by surmise.”

“Very true, Bob. And here is the snuff-box!”

Corporal Robert examined the sorry thing with a degree of interest.

“But how,” he inquired, handing it back again, “how can your honour be
sure ’twas the same box, or that Skag ever saw it, or lost it on the
fatal oc-casion?”

“Jonas Skag recognised it, Bob, and in his terror crawled away to
Sturton.”

“Lord!” exclaimed the Corporal, “so this was why they rid off in such a
hurry?”

“Partly, Bob, and partly, I think, to afford us proof that our surmising
is very near the truth.”

“As how, your honour?”

“Look before us, yonder!” The Corporal stared at the dusty road, at the
rolling landscape to right and left, at Sir John, and shook his head.

“Yonder, Bob, the road, you’ll notice, winds up in a sharp ascent between
steep banks crowned with trees and dense brush.... You observe?”

“I do, sir.”

“Well, in something less than ten minutes we shall reach the strategic
point; then, at word from me, you will spur and take that hill at full
gallop——”

“Ah!” quoth the Corporal; “an ambushment, sir?”

“Why, ’tis a likely place for such, Bob. Ha’ you your pistols?”

“Here, sir!”

“Then have ’em ready! And stoop low in the saddle ... though you will not
be their chief target, I fancy——”

“Your honour ... sir ... Sir John, the risk is too great to warrant——”

“Tush, Bob! They have seen us long since and, should we turn tail now,
would but choose some other time and place when we were less prepared.
Besides, there is about the uncertainty a thrill that stirs me not
unpleasingly—and to feel is to be alive!”

“Very good, sir!” answered Robert the Imperturbable, loosing pistols in
holsters.

“On the whole, Bob, the country hath an infinity of charms, more
especially this fair country o’ Sussex. Now! Spur, man, spur!”

A clatter of hoofs spurning the dust, a creaking of saddle-leather, and
the two high-spirited animals breasted the steep ascent at a gallop,
their riders low-crouched, pistols in hand; they had reached thus the
steepest part of the hill when from the bank above rang a shot, followed
immediately by a second, and Sir John, rocking in the saddle, dropped
his weapon, steadied himself and grasped at right forearm; the Corporal
meanwhile, having fired in return, swung to earth and began to scramble
up the bank, but, the slope being very precipitous, it was some minutes
ere he reached, and vanished among, the dense brush.

“Save thyself further trouble!” cried Sir John. “The rogues will be well
away by now, Bob.”

“They are, sir!” answered the Corporal ruefully. “But they’ve left a hat
behind ’em!”

“A hat, Bob? Then bring it—bring it hither, man!” Back into the road
scrambled Robert forthwith, to behold his master, pale and bloody,
whereupon he dropped the hat and came running.

“Are ye hurt bad, sir?”

“Pish—naught to matter! The hat, Bob, the hat!” The Corporal brought it,
turning it this way and that for his master’s inspection.

An ordinary, three-cornered hat, devoid of all ornament or garnishings,
but of excellent material and workmanship: such a hat as could have
covered the head of a prosperous, highly reputable person only.

“By heavens, Bob!” exclaimed Sir John, grim-lipped. “’Tis a murderer’s
hat and might be a magistrate’s! Note its sober cock, its generous
proportions, its eminent respectability! Have ye ever seen it, ere now,
Bob?”

“Aye, I have, sir!” answered the Corporal, scowling at the thing he held.

“’Tis a hat in a thousand, Bob, and mayhap shall aid a rogue to the
gallows.... And now, prithee, look to this arm o’ mine.”

Deftly the Corporal unbuttoned and rolled back sleeve and ruffled
wrist-band, discovering an ugly graze that scored Sir John’s arm from
elbow to wrist.

“Painful, sir?”

“The smart is tolerable,” answered Sir John, wincing a little as the
Corporal lapped the wound in the neckerchief he had whipped off for the
purpose—“tolerable, Bob, and may be a blessing in disguise.”

“How so, your honour?”

“Nay, dispatch, Bob; the sooner we are away from here the better.... They
may try again, so hurry, man!”

The bandage in place, the Corporal sprang to saddle and, setting spurs to
their willing horses, they had soon left that place of danger far behind.

“Now, talking o’ pistol-balls and blessings in disguise, your honour?”
questioned the Corporal at last.

“With my arm thus, Bob, I am free to meet my Lord Sayle whenever I will.”

“But, sir, his wound should be nigh well by now and your arm will be
mighty stiff to-morrow.”

“But not too stiff to kill him.”

“Kill?” repeated the Corporal, and, glancing at his master’s pale, set
face, said no more.

“When we fought at the ‘White Hart’ I might ha’ reached him time and
again, but held my hand because of the oath I swore five years agone.”

“Aye, your honour, and to be sure an oath is ever an’ always an oath!”
nodded the Corporal.

“Hum!” quoth Sir John, eyeing the Corporal a little askance. “But to-day,
Bob, I know him for a thing the world were well rid of ... and yet I will
confess to a foolish prejudice, a ridiculous qualm at the idea of having
the fellow’s death on my hands. And yet this hath nothing whatever to do
with my oath.”

Here Sir John became thoughtful, whereupon the Corporal reined half a
length to the rear, and thus they journeyed in silence, until they were
come in sight of the cross-roads.

Now, against the finger-post one of my Lord Sayle’s bills had been set
up, and before this they espied a stalwart man busily reading by the aid
of a short, though formidable bludgeon with which he ticked off each
word, letter by letter; this, though a somewhat laborious business,
seemed to afford the reader no small pleasure, for more than once he
chuckled, and it was with a smile upon his face that he now turned to
greet them, touching bludgeon to eyebrow in salute.

“What, Mr. Potter!” exclaimed Sir John. “Where ha’ you been these last
few days?”

“Here and theer, Mus’ Derwent—mostly theer.”

“And how are you?”

“Never better, sir.”

“Do you chance to have seen a man pass who has lost his hat?”

“Nary a one, sir.”

“Why, then, perchance you can recognise the hat—show it him, Bob.”

At this, Corporal Robert struck himself a resounding blow upon muscular
thigh.

“Damme, sir!” he exclaimed woefully. “Asking your pardon ... but I left
it a-lying on the bank yonder!” Sir John merely looked, whereupon the
Corporal shook his head, wheeled his horse and galloped back along the
road.

“‘One ’undred pound reward,’ sir!” quoth Mr. Potter, with the greatest
unction, when the galloping hoof-strokes had died away. “‘Dead or Alive,’
Mus’ Derwent!”

“Aye,” nodded Sir John, “surely you run great risk to venture abroad in
daylight, and here of all places.”

“Why, I dunno as one place be much worse than t’other, sir.... But
one ’undred pound! Lord, I know it by ’eart.... I wish my old feäther
might ha’ seed it! One ’undred pound for pore Pot’s carkiss—dead or
alive. A powerful sight o’ money it be. I wouldn’t ha’ thought they’d
ha’ valleyed pore Potter so ’igh-like ... theer was a ’ighwayman-chap
as shot the guard o’ the Lewes coach las’ year, they only offered
twenty-five for ’e!... They’ve got these ’ere bills posted arl over the
plaace ’ereabouts. I know ’em arl an’ I reads ’em arl—reg’lar! But theer
be a brace o’ words as I doan’t rightly onderstand, otherwise it arl
seems fair enough an’ a sight more than Potter expected. First ’ere be
this here word ‘male-factor.’ Well, ’tis sartin sure I bean’t no female
an’ no more I bean’t no ‘factor’ ... then ’ere be t’other ’un, sir ...
‘not-orious.’ ... Well, nobody never says as I was ‘orious’ as ever I
knowed.”

His mind at rest upon these two intricate points, Mr. Potter diffidently
suggested they should keep company together a “small ways,” for:

“Lord, sir,” said he, “what wi’ barns an’ ditches it be few friendly
faces pore Potter sees o’ late.”

Accordingly, Sir John rode on at a hand-pace, Mr. Potter walking beside
him.

“Arm ’urted, sir?” he inquired, noting Sir John’s bandage.

“Nothing very much, though irksome!”

“Fall, sir?”

“Bullet!”

“Accidental, sir?”

Hereupon Sir John briefly recapitulated the affair, to Mr. Potter’s
round-eyed surprise.

“Lord, sir,” quoth he, “I thought nobody never shot at nothing nor nobody
except pore Potter, these days.”

“Have you seen anything of your friends Oxham or Sturton lately?”

“Aye, sir, seed ’em this very day, I did, over to ’Friston.”

“’Friston!” exclaimed Sir John. “Why, that is Lord Sayle’s place, surely.”

“Aye it be, sir. So there Potter went; ye see, nobody never thought o’
lookin’ for me in Lord Sayle’s barns. Well, sir, theer I did behold Oxham
an’ Sturton along o’ Lord Sayle. Lord Sayle was a-fencing wi’ a gentleman
in his shirt-sleeves.”

“Ah, fencing was he?”

“Aye, sir, in ’is shirt-sleeves, when along comes Oxham and says summat
an’ p’ints at Sturton, whereupon my lord says summat to Sturton in a
mighty passion an’ Sturton says summat to Lord Sayle, mighty ’umble, an’
Lord Sayle fetches Sturton a clout wi’ his fencin’-iron an’ sends ’im
about ’is business.... An’ now I’ll bid ye good-evenin’, sir; yonder lays
my road.... I’ve a brace o’ birds for ol’ Pen.... Happen I’ll be seeing
ye at the Cross purty soon.... The _True Believer_’ll be across one o’
these nights i’ the dark o’ the moon, for business be business, sir.” So
saying, Mr. Potter climbed the adjacent bank, paused to touch bludgeon to
eyebrow, and was gone.

Sir John was in sight of Alfriston Church spire when, hearing the
approach of galloping hoofs, he turned to behold the Corporal returning.

“Ah!” said he, noting Robert’s gloom, “our murderer’s hat had vanished,
then?”

“Com-pletely, sir!”

“Well, well, never look so glum, man! Our day hath not been wholly vain.”




CHAPTER XXXVIII

OF THE TERROR BY NIGHT


June coming in glory had flamed out in splendour. August glowed from dewy
dawn to dusky eve; upon the warm and slumbrous air was the fragrance of
ripening fruit and herb; flowers bloomed sedately in cottage gardens,
they rioted in the hedges, fields and uplands were ablaze with them where
butterflies wheeled and hovered and bees hummed drowsily about their
unceasing labours. The river, winding sleepily between reedy banks, made
little slumbrous noises, the very brooks, by reason of the pervading heat
and universal somnolence, seemed to hush their chatter; and neighbours in
shirt-sleeves, meeting in shady places, yawningly informed each other of
the very obvious fact that it was “tur’ble waarmish-loike!”

Even Mr. Dumbrell, that “aged soul,” perched upon his accustomed stile,
admitted that, in his vast experience, he had “knowed a colder August....
But, Lord, young man, to ’ear folks talk, you’d think ’twas that ’ot! But
look at oi, so grig an’ sproy for arl my aage, look at oi, will ’ee!”

“Thou’rt a truly wonderful man!” answered Sir John.

“Ay, sartin-sure-indeed, oi be!” answered the Aged One. “But oi knawed
that afore you was barn!”

“Indeed, Mr. Dumbrell, you look heartier than ever——”

“Well, oi bean’t! ’Ow can oi be—wi’ a musket-ball a-rattlin’ my innards
an’ a granddarter a-rattlin’ my out’ards—wi’ a bresh? Mak’s me wash my
face twoice a day, she du—twoice!”

“Consequently you look extreme cool and clean.”

“Clean!” snarled the Aged Soul. “Doan’t ’ee say so, young man, or oi
shall ’ate ’ee! No one ’as no call t’ be so clean as oi be ’cept p’r’aps
in theer coffins—an’ even then I dunno! Theer was Joel Sams, never kemped
’is ’air in arl ’is days, oi du believe, never shaved—not ’im! Only
washed of a Sunday ’cos ’is woife made ’im ... a reg’lar loight-’earted
chap were Jo tell ’e took an’ doied. Well, when I come to ’elp ’im intu
’is coffin, they’d washed ’im an’ breshed ’im an’ shaved ’im till oi
didn’t roightly know whether ’e were the corp’ or no.... An’ they’d made
’is coffin too small, but in ’e ’ad to go. So oi doubled ’im ’ere, an’
oi twisted ’im theer, an’ got ’e in some’ow—oi knawed pore Joel wouldn’t
moind.... An’ talkin’ o’ corpses, wot about your sweet-’eartin’, young
man?”

“Thank you, it progresses as well as can be expected.”

“Ah, but ’ow much do ye expect, young man, that be the p’int. Theer’s
folk as generally-arlways expects too much, an’ theer’s folks as doan’t
never expect nothin’ no’ow ... loike Diggory Small’s woife as never
expected an’ wouldn’t expect ... said ’twas nowt but wind ’er did ...
an’ so when the child were born everybody called it ‘Windy Small,’ which
were ’ard on the child seein’ as Diggory ’ad ’ad it named ‘Noble’ arter
Farmer Axeford’s gurt cow.... An’ talkin’ o’ cows, Pen ’aryott’s witched
’er ol’ cottage into a noo ’un, she ’ave ... arl noo painted an’ thatched
so trig as never was, it be. Which ain’t nowise nat’ral—not in Dering it
bean’t, wheer no cottages bean’t never painted nowhen. So ’tis witchcraft
sure-lye, spells an’ black magic, I rackon—unless it be the doing o’
liddle Mus’ Dobbs.”

“And pray, who is he?” inquired Sir John lazily.

“Lord!” exclaimed the Aged Soul in deepest scorn, “oi wouldn’t ha’
beleft as nobody nowheers didn’t know ’e. Mus’ Dobbs be a liddle ol’
chap as bean’t a pharysee an’ yet moighty loike a pharysee tu, as works
an’ labours whoiles folks sleep.... An’ yonder be that ’ere sweet-eart
o’ yourn at last akerchally a-kissin’ ol’ Pen goo’-bye! An’ a rare purty
lass ’er be tu! Moves so free an’ easy as a young blood-mare, doan’t ’er?
Carries ’er ’ead ’igh an’ proud-loike! A foine wench she be sure-lye....
Nay, boide wheer ye be, young man, oi’ll go to ’er d’rackly-minute an’
say a word for ’ee, aye I will so. ’Tis loike enough oi’ll arg’ ’er into
weddin’ of ’ee afore she knows it, so boide wheer ye be an’ leave it arl
to oi.”

So saying, the Aged One hobbled away, and Sir John, seated beside the
stile, watched the little old man salute my lady with hat a-flourish and,
bare-headed, offer her his arm.

The sun had set, but earth and heaven were still glorious with his
passing; from blooming hedge, fragrant meadow and open down stole a
thousand scents that seemed but to strengthen as the shadows fell, a
mingled sweetness upon the warm, still air; borne to his ears came
the lowing of cows calling to be milked, the plod of horses jingling
stablewards, friendly voices murmurous with distance, and an intermittent
rustling in the opposite hedge. And Sir John, seated beside the old
stile, breathing this warm and fragrant air and hearkening to these
peaceful sounds, was none the less suddenly chilled by an intuitive sense
of impending evil and turned instinctively to glance towards the opposite
hedge where it grew very dense and high, shutting the road from the
little spinney beyond. Watching this, it seemed that something crouched
there, a something that moved stealthily ever and anon; and there grew
within him an uncomfortable feeling that he was watched by unseen eyes,
and with this, a consciousness of ever-growing peril. So he sat with
head bowed as one in thought, but with eyes keenly watchful and ears
heedful of that intermittent rustling so soft and yet so purposeful. For
some while he remained thus, his every faculty alert though the leafy
stir had ceased and nothing to be heard except the plaintive evensong
of the birds.... And yet, was there something that moved again beyond
the hedge, something that crept nearer and ever nearer with a dreadful
patient slowness? A dog? No! A sheep? Perhaps! A man? Well, whatever it
was, would soon be directly opposite where he sat, surely it was there
already. Once again came a sound of stealthy movement as of something
gently forcing itself a passage towards him through the hedge itself....

Sir John cocked the small pistol in his pocket and waited, his eyes grown
suddenly fierce. A dog barked in the distance, a sheep-bell tinkled
faintly ... and then was a sound of light footsteps near by and Ann
Dumbrell came slowly along the lane and paused near by, her gaze intent
upon some distant point, as one who awaited an expected presence; then
Sir John, himself unseen where he crouched, beheld her start, saw her
hands clasp each other, heard the fall of quick-striding feet that paused
suddenly and then came on again, but more slowly.

“Why, ’tis never you, Mus’ Doubleday?” she exclaimed as one amazed by
some phenomenon.

“None other, Mrs. Ann,” answered the Corporal, halting and surveying her
shy loveliness with gloomy eyes. “You see,” he explained, “it so happens
as I ... chanced to be ... coming this way and ... well, here I am, mam!”

“Yes, Mus’ Doubleday. An’ us be arlways pleased to see ’ee whenever it be
... though granfer bean’t in yet.... I—I were just agoing tu look for ’e.
An’ ’ow be you, sir?”

“As well as can be expected!” he sighed dismally. “Lord love me, Mrs.
Ann, but ye look younger than ever this evening!”

“But I be older than I were this marnin’, sir.”

“Why, so you told me yesterday,” answered the Corporal reproachfully, his
gloom deepening, “an’ yet here y’ are this evening lookin’ younger than
ever!”

“O Mus’ Doubleday,” she laughed, “’ow may that be? I were a liddle baby
once, an’ looked younger then, I rackon.”

“I wish,” said the Corporal bitterly—“I wish that you—no, I wish that I
had been—but what’s the use o’ wishing? Only ... if you had only been a
... bit older ... if only you had——”

“Aye, an’ what then, sir?” she questioned eagerly.

“No matter, mam.”

“But, Mus’ Doubleday, I du be a-growin’ older an’ older every day!”

“Aye,” groaned the Corporal, “so am I!”

“An’ yonder comes grandfer along o’ Mrs. Rose! She be rarely ’andsome,
don’t ’ee think?”

“So, so!” sighed the Corporal.

“O Mus’ Doubleday! I’m sure she’s the rarest beauty!”

“Maybe,” admitted the Corporal, “only I don’t ’appen to ha’ noticed.”

“But you got eyes, sure?”

“Aye, I have,” nodded the Corporal, looking at pretty Ann until she
blushed again, “an’ I think I know a fair lass when I happen to see
one, but ... being a man o’ forty-five winters, mam, an’ no young
galli-vantin’ lad, I looks, and thinks, and says nothing.”

“Why, then, Mus’ Doubleday,” sighed she, “won’t ’ee come an’ say it
indoors—afore grandfer sees us?”

And so they passed on, walking very close together, though the Corporal
resolutely kept his hands buried in the deep side-pockets of his coat.

Then Sir John arose lazily and made a great business of yawning and
stretching, though keeping well in the shadow of the tree behind him,
and presently sauntered along the lane to where the thick hedge opposite
was pierced by a gate. Here his manner underwent a sudden change; in a
flash he had vaulted the gate, and, pistol ready, crouched where he might
behold the other side of this rustling hedge.... No one! And yet how
should a hedge rustle so very persistently and no wind stirring? And now
his quick glance saw that which answered the question beyond all doubt:
the place was a tangle of lusty weeds and wild-flowers that stood very
dense and lush save immediately behind the hedge, for here they showed
bent and broken as by the recent passage of a heavy body, a narrow trail,
following the line of hedge, a betraying track that swung off at a right
angle towards the leafy solitude of the little spinney. Had baffled
Murder crept that way? Did it skulk there still?

Staying not to debate the point, Sir John set hand to gate and vaulted
back into the lane—to the vociferous indignation of Mr. Dumbrell, for
being startled by this so sudden appearance, the Aged Soul stamped and
swore and shook his stick at Sir John in highly ferocious manner.

“Dannel ye!” he snarled. “Will ’ee goo for tu frouden a old, aged,
ancient soul as would be j’yful tu be a-diggin’ your grave for ’ee
d’rackly-minute? ’Tidn’t respectful, no! Dannel ’ee twoice!”

“I beg your pardon.”

“Well, ’ee can go on a-beggin’; ’ee wun’t get no pardon from oi.
A-jumpin’ out ’pon a aged man as ’ave been a-makin’ love fur ’ee till oi
du be nigh black i’ the faace!”

“Then I am deeply grateful, and——”

“Aye, an’ oi told a mort o’ loies fur ’ee, oi did!”

“Lies?”

“Aye, didn’t oi tell ’er you was a-poinin’ fur ’er—an’ you ain’t! Didn’t
oi tell ’er as the best o’ food sech as beef an’ pork wouldn’t nowise lay
easy on your stummick arl along o’ her? Didn’t oi tell ’er as you was
a foine, up-standin’, ’andsome young felley—which you ain’t—not by no
manner o’ means, an’ that if she didn’t mak’ sure of ’ee, there was a
mort o’ purty lasses arl ready for to snap ’ee up? Which they ain’t. An’
now ’ere be you a-doin’ your best to frouden a pore, ancient creeter into
’is grave afore ’is toime!... D’ye call that gratitood?”

“Forgive me!”

The Aged Soul snorted.

“Arl of a trimble oi be. The next lass as you think o’ marryin’, you can
woo ’er yourself—doan’t ax oi! Ah, an’ oi be glad now as she said what
she did say!”

“And what was that, Ancient One?”

“Says as she’d wait and see which o’ they purty lasses would snap at ’ee
first, she did.... An’ I rackon she’ll ’ave to wait a tur’ble long time.”

“And pray, where is she now?”

“A-settin’ ’long o’ my granddarter an’ Mus’ Doubleday, fur sure.”

But my lady was leaning upon the old stile, and fresh from the sighful
confidences of shy Ann in the little kitchen and the Corporal’s halting
disparagement of the age forty-five in the little garden, was thinking
only of him for whom she waited, of herself and the future; thus when
hearing his step she glanced up, Sir John saw that in her look which
stirred him to such joyous wonder that he yearned to clasp and kiss her
then and there; but she, aware of this, drew back, so truly shy and off
her guard for once that she quite forgot to act. So he turned and took
the little, old man by the shoulders instead.

“O Mr. Dumbrell!” quoth he rapturously; the old man snorted. “Aged Soul!”
Mr. Dumbrell scowled. “Friend Hosea!” The old man stared. “To-day my
respect of thee mounteth high as heaven ... thou’rt a far better wooer
than I dreamed! So shall sit in comfort all thy days henceforth. And so
good-night, my ancient Hosea, thou honoured, Aged Soul—good-night!”

Then Sir John vaulted the stile, aided my lady over, and side by side
they set out for Alfriston through a peaceful countryside glorious with
sunset. Forgotten now the sinister rustling of hedges and all else under
heaven save the sweet, shy droop of her lashes so new in his experience
of her, for here no longer was prideful coquetry full of modish
affectations, but rather the Rose-child of his dreams, and what else
could matter so long as her hand lay thus within his arm and her foot
trod with his the velvet ling.

“Rose,” said he, halting suddenly, “a while ago love looked at me from
thine eyes.... O child, come, kiss me!” And then his arm was about her;
but, though very conscious of the tender yearning of his voice, and even
while yielding to the mastery of his arm, she laughed a little unsteadily.

“Indeed, John, the Aged Soul did plead thy cause so irresistibly ... it
seems thou canst neither eat nor sleep ... he told me thy—thy ‘innards be
arl shook to pieces with love’ ... he urged the woes o’ thy poor stomach
so passionately that I looked to see him weep....”

“Hum!” quoth Sir John; and then: “Rose, when will you marry me?”

“This depends on how long you intend playing the part of John Derwent,
sir.”

“And this again, Rose, depends on how soon my Lady Herminia will marry
Sir John Dering.”

“Nay, first, John, she is determined on wedding my Aunt Lucinda to your
friend, Sir Hector.”

“’S life, and is she so, child?” he exclaimed a little ruefully. “’Faith,
’tis like the contrary Herminia, for here is plaguy difficult problem.”

“And yet should be easily resolved betwixt us, John.”

“Nay, but the Duchess called Sir Hector an ogre, and he blenches at mere
mention of her name....”

“To be sure, John, the situation is very promising and needeth but a
little dexterous management. You will prompt Sir Hector, I’ll plague my
aunt ... is’t agreed, John?”

“It is!” he laughed. “And now—come, kiss me?” But she held him off,
viewing him grave-eyed.

“John,” said she solemnly, “to-day old Penelope was monstrous strange
and full of foreboding on your account ... ’twas as she knew some danger
threatened. But it is all so sweetly peaceful, what should harm you here?”

“What indeed?” he answered, glancing furtively towards the lengthening
shadows behind them.

“And yet old Penelope was so awesome o’ speech and look.... I can mind
her every word: ‘He hath raised what only blood can lay!’ said she.
Sounds not this dreadful, John? And then: ‘Bid him beware the peril o’
solitary places,’ quo’ she, ‘of things that creep i’ the dark! Day and
night bid him look behind him wherever——”

My lady paused suddenly, for Sir John was indeed glancing back over his
shoulder.

They had crossed the stile beyond the little footbridge and were
following a path bordered by dense underbrush and shaded by tall trees.
Sir John’s quick ear had caught a faint creak such as a stealthy foot
might make on the rickety planking of the bridge; moreover, his eyes had
glimpsed a vague shape that flitted unheard among the brush.

“John,” said my lady breathlessly, “why d’ye look so?... Ah, what is it?”
And he winced beneath the pressure of her fingers upon his wounded arm.

“Pray loose me!” he whispered, and slipped hand into pocket.

“John,” she breathed, “tell me what cometh yonder?”

“Nay, this I must discover,” he answered, and loosed her hands, for now,
plain to hear, was a faint rustling amid the brush.... And then she had
leapt between Sir John and this scarce-heard, unseen thing, had twined
strong arms about him, holding him so close that he might sense all the
fragrant warmth of the soft and pliant body that shielded his; thus stood
they awhile, her soft cheek against his, and now he could feel the heavy
beating of her heart against his own. The stealthy rustling came again,
crept nearer, paused, crept past them, died away, and nothing to be heard
except the melodious murmur of the brook hard by. And then my lady spoke,
her voice low but undismayed:

“’Tis gone, I think, and.... O John!”

His arms were about her, straining her closer yet, and when he spoke his
voice was strangely hoarse and shaken:

“O thou dear, brave soul! Thou very woman!... Yon creeping terror hath
shown thee greater, nobler than I dared dream thee!... When, when wilt
marry me?”

“Nay, John,” she answered gently, “how may I tell thee this till thou ask
Herminia?... Go to her, John, seek and woo the poor, despised, solitary
soul.”

“Aye, I will—but when? Where?”

“To-morrow afternoon, John, at the cottage ... and come as Sir John
Dering.”




CHAPTER XXXIX

HOW THEY WARNED CAPTAIN SHARKIE NYE


Dusk was falling as Sir John paused beside the old cross whose worn base
chanced to be propping divers and sundry brawny backs: Mr. Muddle leaned
there side by side with Mr. Pursglove; there also were Messrs. Godby,
Unstead and Comfort, each and all of whom seemed extremely wide awake and
more than usually talkative notwithstanding the pervading drowsiness of
the warm, stilly air.

“G’d evenin’, Mus’ Derwent; tur’ble waarm it do ha’ been to-day
sure-lye,” quoth Mr. Muddle.

“Though theer was a bit o’ wind stirrin’ ’bout ’leven o’clock ’s
marnin’,” added Mr. Pursglove.

“Aye, but it doied awaay it did, afore twalve,” said Mr. Godby.

“Rackon my peas’ll do naun good ’appen it doan’t rain,” opined Mr.
Comfort.

And yet Sir John knew instinctively that it was neither to discuss the
unusual heat of the weather nor Mr. Comfort’s languishing peas that had
brought them hither in murmurous conclave.

And surely it was no very extraordinary sight to behold Parson Hartop
ambling up the street on his plump steed, even though Mr. Pym strode at
his stirrup, and yet the four worthies seemed vaguely uneasy none the
less.

Reaching the cross, Mr. Hartop drew rein and Mr. Pym, grounding the long
musket he carried, wiped perspiring brow.

“Is George Potter hereabouts?” he inquired in accents discreetly
modulated.

“No, Mus’ Pym.”

“Then you must find him—at once!”

“Aye, Mus’ Pym ... but whoy, sir, an’ wherefore?”

“Tell ’em, Hartop!” said the painter.

“Friends,” said the parson, leaning down from his saddle and addressing
them much as if it had been a pulpit; “ye refractory souls, we be all of
us human and therefore prone to err. But for myself, having the cure of
souls among ye, I regard ye all as my wayward children, and, when I see
ye rushing blindly on destruction, hold it my bounden duty to warn ye
thereof.... Hark ye, then! Cuckmere Haven is watched to-night! There be
many soldiers hidden there and upon the cliff. I have seen them with my
own eyes; heed therefore my word! Pass the warning to your fellows, and
thereafter let each o’ ye seek your beds with due gratitude to that ever
beneficent Providence that by my humble means hath, yet again, saved ye
from dire peril o’ your bodies.”

“In a word,” added Mr. Pym, “the Preventives ha’ been warned somehow and
are out in force, and but for our parson would ha’ shot or taken every
man o’ ye!”

“One other matter,” sighed Mr. Hartop; “you will tell George Potter, most
wayward of all my children, that next time he is necessitated to use the
church tower he will leave space for the bell-ropes to play freely: on
the last occasion, as you will doubtless remember, the tenor bell could
not be rung up.”

“Arl roight, Mus’ Hartop, sir, an’ thank’ee koindly! Ye see, ’twere one
o’ they liddle tubs, sir, as went an’ jammed hisself, Mus’ ’Artop, sir.
An’ a praper parson ye be, sure-lye.”

“Aye, a moighty good passon to we, sir. A true gen’leman as do ever tak’
our part, you be, sir.”

“Alas!” sighed Mr. Hartop. “Alas, that ye should need me so to do!...
Pray show more care hereafter as regards my bells ... and mind, home all
o’ ye, and forget not your prayers.... Good-night.”

So saying, Parson Hartop saluted them all with lifted hat and ambled
away, whereupon the four worthies, big with the news, hasted forthwith to
the ‘Market Cross Inn.’

“Ha!” quoth Mr. Pym, leaning upon his musket and looking after the
parson’s retiring figure. “Said I not we were all smugglers hereabouts,
Mr. Derwent? And yonder goeth the best of us all, a truly saintly man,
sir. And now for Potter.”

They found the inn agog with the tidings.

“Guid save’s a’!” exclaimed Sir Hector, “what o’ poor Sharkie Nye?”

“Why, sir,” answered Mr. Bunkle, the philosopher, “never worrit! Life
hath its downs as well as its ups, an’ Sharkie’ll never put in shore
wi’out the signal.”

“But this looks like treachery, Peter!” fumed Sir Hector. “And syne they
ken sae muckle ’tis vera like they’ll ken the signal likewise. Whaur’s
Geordie? I maun hae a world wi’ Geordie Potter. Whaur bides he, Peter
man?”

“A sight nigher than ’e seems, sir!” answered Mr. Bunkle and, winking,
led them into his inner, much-doored holy of holies. Here he rapped
certain times upon the panelling, and rap answered him; thereafter one
of the five doors opened and Mr. Potter appeared, placid as ever and
surprisingly neat, except for a cobweb adhering to one newly trimmed
whisker.

Upon hearing Mr. Pym’s news, he grew profoundly thoughtful and stood
awhile staring into the fire.

“Sir Hector be right, I rackon!” said he at last. “’Tis a spy’s work,
sure-lye ... an’ there be only one way to mak’ sarten an’ that be to go
theer——”

“Do ’ee mean Cuckmere ’Aven, Jarge?”

“Aye, Peter, I do. I be a-goin’ d’rackly-minute to watch. If they shows
the signal light a-swing from cliff, I’ll know ’tis a spy ... an’ must
warn Sharkie off——”

“Aye, but how, Jarge?”

“Wi’ this, Peter.” And from a pocket of the frieze coat Mr. Potter drew
a short-barrelled, heavy pistol. “I wait till Sharkie be within ’ail and
let fly ... flash’ll warn ’im.... An’ noo I’ll be a-goin’——”

“An’ I’m wi’ ye, Geordie man!” quoth Sir Hector, reaching for his hat.

“And I,” said Sir John, clapping on his own.

“Why, Lord love ’ee, gen’lemen,” exclaimed Mr. Potter, “’twon’t be nowise
easy-goin’! I be for short cuts ’cross Down, ship-tracks an’ hidden ways.”

“No matter,” answered Sir John.

“An’ what’s more, sirs, dappen us reaches Cuckmere in time, when I fires
to warn Sharkie ’tis but to be expected as they Preventive lads’ll fire
back at me ... so ’tis best I go alone, I rackon——”

“Hoot-toot, Geordie, ye’re wastin’ an’ awfu’ lot o’ wind; save it tae
better purpose, man, for we’re gangin’ wi’ ye.”

“And I also,” said Mr. Pym, examining the flint of his musket.

“Why, then, come your ways, sirs,” said Mr. Potter; “but if we be took,
’tis as smugglers you’ll be sarved——”

“And why not?” retorted Mr. Pym argumentatively. “Are not all Sussex folk
smugglers at heart—aye, and mankind in general, for matter o’ that?”

“Well, good fortun’ go wi’ ye, sirs,” said Mr. Bunkle. “’Twill be
middlin’ dark; moon doan’t rise till three o’clock.... An’ there’ll be a
bowl o’ summat ’ot waitin’ agin your return. You ought to be back inside
two hours, eh, Jarge?”

“Why, as to that, Peter,” answered Mr. Potter in his placid manner, “what
is to be, will be, I rackon!” And opening a door he led them forth by a
discreetly unobtrusive passage that brought them to a back lane, to a
footpath skirting the rope walk, and so to a steep upland, rising against
the stars.

Once clear of the village, Mr. Potter went at a pace that Sir John found
somewhat trying by reason of the difficult country. Moreover, his hurt
arm irked him; but Mr. Pym strode unfaltering, up hill and down, despite
the heavy musket he bore, and Sir Hector’s long legs seemed tireless.

Though there was no moon as yet, the stars made a palpitant glow, a
glimmering dusk wherein all objects loomed up vague and unfamiliar. To
Sir John the dim forms of his silent companions seemed like phantoms in a
phantom world; stumbling and breathless he struggled on, feeling as one
in a nightmare, conscious of spectral shapes that reached out ghostly
arms, or touched him with clammy fingers—things that by day were trees
and bushes, but now were things very evil and sinister.

On he stumbled, sometimes treading the dust of a road, but mostly they
seemed to be climbing or descending some grassy slope.

Mr. Potter went by ways known only to himself; he led them through narrow
lanes deep-sunk in the chalk, through black alleys roofed by tangled
thickets and dense-growing bushes, leafy tunnels sweet with honeysuckle;
up and up and down steep, thymey slopes, across lush meadows where
the feet sank deep, past brooks that gurgled sleepily in the dark; on
and ever on, reeling and sweating through a windless darkness, until,
breasting a slope, there met them a sweet, cool breath and to their ears
came the hoarse murmur of the sea. Then Mr. Potter halted, and when he
spoke it was in a whisper:

“Yonder lays Cuckmere, sirs ... tide’ll be at flood in ’arf an hour, I
rackon, an’ the _True Believer_ should be a-layin’ hove-to out yonder.
Afore Sharkie stands in he’ll show two lights—white above red, which
means, ‘Is arl clear?’ Then, if there be spies yonder they’ll swing a
lanthorn from the cliff, which means, ‘Arl clear.’ So bide ye here, sirs,
an’ watch fur Sharkie’s signal whiles I tak’ a look round. But dappen ye
see Potter’s wepping flash, why, then—run for your lives ... an’ softly
it be!” So saying Mr. Potter dropped upon hands and knees, crawled away
and vanished.

Sir John, panting upon the grass, could make out the loom of precipitous
cliff, the vague line of shore, the white foam of incoming tide; upon
his right hand crouched Mr. Pym, the barrel of his musket cutting across
the stars, upon his left knelt Sir Hector, bulking more gigantic than
nature in the dimness; and then he was startled by Mr. Potter’s voice
immediately behind him:

“Back, sirs, back an’ easy it is, for y’r lives!... They sojers be right
afore us—thick as mushrooms ... aye, thick as ’rooms they be, so easy it
is, sirs ... we must to the beach ... foller Potter, sirs ... an’ tread
cautious!”

Gliding like phantoms, they followed whither Mr. Potter led, while
ever the beat of the incoming waves grew louder. Suddenly beneath Sir
John’s foot a piece of rotten driftwood snapped, seeming to him loud as
a pistol-shot, and he stood, breath in check, half expecting a hoarse
challenge and the roaring flash of musketry; instead, he heard Mr.
Potter’s whisper:

“Lay down, sirs ... easy! Now watch the sea yonder!”

To Sir John, thus outstretched, hearing only the throb of his own heart
and remembering all those men who lay so murderously silent, so patiently
watchful and expectant, it seemed that looming cliff and vague foreshore
were places of supreme horror, since death lurked there; the very night
seemed foul of it.

And then came Mr. Potter’s soft, untroubled whisper:

“Yonder, sirs!... Yonder cometh Sharkie Nye!... D’ye see yon twinkle?...
Up she swings—the white!... Now the red! Aye, yonder lays the _True
Believer_ hove to an’ waitin’ the answerin’ signal.... Watch the cliff,
sirs——”

Almost as he spoke, was an answering beam of light upon the grim
headland, a light that winked once or twice and then was swiftly lowered
until it hung suspended half-way down the cliff.

“O Geordie-man—O Geordie!” whispered Sir Hector. “’Tis betrayed ye are,
lad—yon proves it beyond a’ doot!”

“Aye, by the Pize,” whispered Mr. Potter, “yonder’s black treachery!
A light a-top o’ cliff any fule might show ... but a light a-dangle
’arf-way down!... Look, sir—God love us ... Sharkie be a-standin’ in——”

“To his death, Geordie—himsel’ and a’ his lads!”

“Not whiles Potter can waarn ’em, sirs!” And, speaking, Mr. Potter got to
his knees, but there Mr. Pym’s grip on his leg arrested him.

“What’s to do, George?” he inquired.

“Liddle enough, sir, but arl I can.... Potter be a-goin’ down yonder to
th’ edge o’ the tide, an’ soon as they be nigh enough I lets fly with
both my pistols——”

“And commit suicide, George Potter!”

“Why, they sojers may miss me, sir ... an’ I shall run amazin’ quick
and—hark, sir ... Sharkie be a-towin’ in wi’ his boats!” Sure enough,
faint though distinct was the sound of oars.

“Lord love me!” exclaimed Mr. Potter, his placidity quite gone. “They be
closer ashore than I thought ... loose my leg, sir!”

“Not so, George!” answered the painter. “Your plan is extreme clumsy and
offers but problematical chance o’ success whiles you run great risk o’
wounds or death, and Captain Nye may be nothing advantaged. Now, upon the
other hand——”

“Mus’ Pym, Mus’ Pym, it be no time to arg’—lemme go, sir!”

“Heark’ee now, George Potter, ’twill take Sharkie Nye some half-hour to
tow into musket-shot in this dark whiles yon lanthorn, though a fairish
distance, is yet well within range ... nay, patience, George, lie still
and listen to me! The trouble seems to be yonder lanthorn—very well, let
us incontinent extinguish yon lanthorn....”

“Aye, but how, sir—how?”

“Hold thy tongue, George, and give me elbow-room.”

“Why—why, Mus’ Pym,” gasped Potter, “you never think as you can manage
... so fur ... sich a liddle bit of a thing as yon lanthorn?”

“With a bow and arrow, George, which was a weapon of less precision than
such musket as mine, the worthy Tell split an apple imposed upon his
small son’s head ... and to-night ... hum! Give me room, George!”

Mr. Pym extended himself comfortably at full length; they heard the sharp
click as he cocked his long piece, watched him level it across convenient
rock, held their breaths while he dwelt upon his aim; a spurt of fire, a
roar that reverberated far and wide, a puff of smoke ... and the swinging
light was not. Ensued a moment of utter stillness, then from seaward came
an answering flash, hoarse commands, the red and white lights vanished,
and thereafter a riot of sound as the gloom of cliff and foreshore was
stabbed by musketry fire; and, lying face down upon the grass, Sir John
heard the whistle and hum of bullets in the air above him.

“Quick!” cried Potter. “Run fur it, sirs, whiles they reload.... They
marked Mus’ Pym’s flash an’ some on ’em’s arter us—so quick it be!”

A panting minute or so across smooth turf, a stumbling descent, a
desperate scrambling over loose pebbles, a breathless race across wet
sand, a groping among boulders ... and Sir John found himself alone; he
was standing thus, staring dazedly about him, in his ears the shouting
of his nearer pursuers, when from the dimness above a long arm reached
forth, a mighty hand grasped coat collar, and he was swung from his feet,
dragged through a rocky fissure, and found himself crouched beside Sir
Hector.

“Aha, Johnnie,” whispered the giant, hugging him until he blenched with
the pain of his arm, “is this no’ a bonny place? They ca’ it Pook’s
Kitchen—forbye, there’s few as kens it ... the De’il himsel’ couldna
find us here, y’ ken.... Whisht, lie ye still, Johnnie; yon be only Pym
a-cursing, an’ sma’ wonder; the puir gentleman was forced tae leave his
gun behind.... O Pymmie-man,” quoth Sir Hector, wedging his vast bulk
deeper into the narrow cave, “’tis a sinfu’, waefu’, shamefu’ thing ye
should hae wasted y’r gifts on paint when ye wad hae made sic a bonny
musketeer!”

“So far as my memory serves,” sighed Mr. Pym the Painter, “I dropped it
just after we crossed the pebble-ridge.”




CHAPTER XL

DESCRIBES, AMONG OTHER THINGS, HOW MY LADY TRAMPLED TRIUMPHANTLY AT LAST


I

“Beef, sir,” said Mr. Bunkle, laying a slice caressingly upon Sir John’s
plate, “cold roast-beef, sir, can be ate any’ow an’ anywhen, but sech
beef as this ’ere is best took plain and ungarnished ... though I wun’t
deny as a slice or so o’ b’iled-’am took therewith doan’t go oncommon
well, t’other actin’ upon which an’ bringing out the flavour o’ both,
sir, d’ye see! So shall us mak’ it beef-an’-’am, sir?”

“Assuredly!” answered Sir John, seating himself at the table.

“Sir ’Ector used t’ swear by my beef-an’-’am,’e did, but ’e doan’t tak’
’is breakfast ’ere no more ... a changed man ’e be, sir.”

“How so, Mr. Bunkle?”

“Well, ain’t you noticed ’is wig, sir?”

“Not particularly.”

“’As it combed an’ curled reg’lar nowadays, ’e do ... sich a ’appy,
careless gen’leman ’e used to be, but lately ... well, ’e was a-wearin’
’is second-best coat yesterday! Ah, a changed man be Sir ’Ector.” And Mr.
Bunkle nodded, winked and departed about his business.

His breakfast done, Sir John arose and, mindful of his promise to
Herminia, took his hat and sallied forth for the matrimonial “prompting”
of the devoted Sir Hector MacLean.

His reception was not propitious, for scarcely had he stepped across Sir
Hector’s threshold than that gentleman’s voice hailed him reproachfully:

“Whisht, man—y’r boots!”

“What of ’em, Hector?”

“Ye’ve never s’muckle as wiped ’em, John! D’ye no’ ken wha’ yon mat’s
for? Here’s Rose, sweet lass, slavin’ for an auld sojer-body’s comfort,
here’s Wully Tamson workin’ himsel’ tae skin an’ bane—when her eye is
upon him—an’ here’s ye’sel’, Johnnie, treading dust a’ aboot the floor! O
man, hae a leetle conseederation!”

Sir John, having carefully wiped his boots under Sir Hector’s strict
supervision, took occasion to glance round and behold the wonders
achieved, for indeed chaos had given place to comfort and a dainty
orderliness; it beamed and shone, it winked and twinkled in polished
brass and silver, it stirred gently in the curtains at open lattice, it
lay in the rugs upon raddled floor, it gleamed in the polished andirons
on the spotless hearth, and breathed in fragrance from the bowl of
flowers upon the mantel.

“’Tis marvellous what a woman can achieve, Hector!”

“Some women, John!”

“We be miserable creatures without ’em, Hector.”

“Aye, John, but woefu’ wretches wi’ ’em—generally.”

“Now, talking of Rose——”

“Man, she’s the exception! She’s like a beam o’ sunshine aboot the place
... sae neat, sae sweet ... an’ cook? Losh, Johnnie, she can roast
or boil sae savoury ’twould mak’ a man wish he were a camel wi’ twa
stomachs! An’ there’s Wully Tamson! Wully’s a changed man ... when fou,
whilk is no’ vera often, he gangs aroond wi’oot his boots an’ sleeps i’
the woodshed. I’ fegs, Wully Tamson is——”

“But we are talking of Rose.”

“Aye, John, an’ ’tis a gey lucky man ye’ll be tae win sic a wife! She’s a
walkin’ wonder!”

“Very true, Hector. And talking of wives, what of her aunt, the ... Mrs.
Saunders?”

“Aye, an’ what o’ her, Johnnie?”

“Well, is it not reasonable to suppose that the so great virtues of the
niece will be found intensified in the aunt?”

“An’ what then, John?”

“Why, then, seeing I woo the wondrous niece, why should not you woo the
more wonderful aunt?”

Sir Hector very nearly dropped his cherished pipe.

“Me, is it?” he exclaimed—“me woo a wumman? Me—wi’ ane leg i’ the ...
Losh, Johnnie man, are ye rin clean daft, whateffer?”

“She is a woman of refinement, Hector, and altogether charming, and as a
wife——”

“Whisht, man, ye fair mak’ me blush!”

“And you, Hector, are none so ill-looking—‘when fresh shaved,’ and your
wig combed and ironed. Thou’rt vigorous and strong as a bull——”

“Will ye no’ hae done, John!”

“And she a delightful creature with the very charmingest natural
complexion and adorable eyes. You must ha’ noticed ’em when peeping at
her.”

“Peeping!” gasped Sir Hector.

“Aye, over the wall.”

“John,” exclaimed Sir Hector, rising and drawing himself to his gigantic
height, “I may, peradventure, have ... chanced to cast a—a neighbourly
glance over the party-wall occasionally, but—peep, sir? I scorn the
imputation!”

“But i’ faith, Hector, I vow she is well worth peeping at.”

“Sir,” quoth Sir Hector, reaching hat and cane—“sir, a MacLean never
peeps!” Having said which, he clapped on his hat and stalked majestically
away.


II

“Heavens, Herminia, how can you?”

“What, aunt dear?”

“Sprawl there like any naughty nymph ... and your petticoats ...
so careless and bold ... showing the prideful perfection o’ your
proportions, the fullness o’ your forms ... like a graceless Greek
goddess on a vase ... so free! Get up, child, do!”

Herminia laughed and, pillowing head on clasped hands, stretched shapely
limbs voluptuously upon her grassy couch and stared up dreamily through
the leaves of the apple tree to the cloudless blue.

“Concern me, child!” exclaimed the Duchess, glancing apprehensively
towards the party-wall. “Suppose he should be prying as usual?”

“He would never see me, dear aunt! He hath eyes for no one and nothing
but you. And small wonder, for you are looking extreme well o’ late. You
grow younger every day, I swear y’ do ... that gown, now, becometh you
vastly!”

“Mm!” quoth the Duchess, eyeing her niece warily. “Why this fulsome
flattery, pray?”

“’Tis merest truth, aunt. And thou’rt looking thy best to-day, which is
well, for in half an hour I take thee to meet him.”

“Him, Herminia? Can you possibly mean—him?”

“Him, aunt.”

“That odious ogre——”

“That gentle giant, aunt.”

“I’ll not go, Herminia.”

“I suggest thy little laced cap with the blue ribbands, aunt.”

“I detest your hateful giant, minx!”

“Blue ribbands set off thy beauteous eyes to admiration, dear aunt!”

“I say I’ll not go.”

“And thy morocco shoes, aunt dear ... indeed, thou hast the littlest,
prettiest foot i’ the world!”

“I vow I’ll not stir one step to see your odious giant.”

“Then shall I carry thee, thou sweet atomy.”

The Duchess stamped, sat down and frowned, but when she spoke her voice
was surprisingly complaisant:

“My cap with the blue ribbands and my morocco shoes? So be it, thou
wilful wretch—go you and fetch ’em!”

Herminia yawned, stretched languorously and rose.

“Dearest my aunt,” quoth she, “when thou’rt happily espoused, forget not
’twas thy loving niece——”

“Tush, minx—begone!”

Herminia went; but scarcely had her stately form vanished within
the narrow doorway than the Duchess stealthily arose, caught up her
sun-bonnet and, opening the wicket gate in the garden wall, hasted away
down the leafy back-lane.


III

Sir John was observing his resplendent image in the mirror; full-skirted,
embroidered coat moulded his graceful slenderness to perfection; his
gold-buttoned, flowered waistcoat was a work of art, white satin
small-clothes and gold-clocked silk stockings offset a pair of shapely
legs; diamonds sparkled in shoe-buckles and cravat; the long, glossy
curls of his peruke fell in that precise abandon which was strictly _à la
mode_; and yet his delicate brows were wrinkled in disapprobation.

“They feel distinctly tightish, Bob!” he mourned. “I’ve grown damnably
robust and positively bucolic—horrific thought! Gad’s my life, I’m as
swarthy as a gipsy! Alack, Bob, where is now my romantic pallor? How
the devil may a man languish soulfully with a colour like a yokelly
ploughman? Vastly distressing, on my soul it is!”

“A patch, sir?” suggested the imperturbable one.

“Two, Bob, one at my mouth—exactly here! Now t’other below my eye—so! Now
a dash o’ the gillyflower essence ... and now my lightest cloak to veil
me from the curious.”


IV

It was Mr. Unstead’s dun cow that did it, on this wise; chancing to meet
the small Duchess in the lane, this gentle ruminant had thrust forth
moist, inquiring muzzle and puffed in gusty fragrance, whereupon the
Duchess uttered a scream, a ladylike outcry small in volume as herself,
but a cry that was answered none the less very suddenly and to her own
gasping astonishment, for as she stood, crouched against the mossy wall,
staring fearfully at the dun cow’s perilous horns, she felt herself
caught up, lifted gently and set upon the broad coping of the wall,
whence she looked down to see the Ogre (in his second-best coat) gently
urge the inquisitive quadruped through an adjacent gate; which done, and
the gate secured, he returned and, uncovering bewigged head, favoured the
Duchess with a profound obeisance.

“Madam,” he began in his very choicest English, “I sincerely trust
that”—here, suddenly espying her Grace’s small and very pretty feet, Sir
Hector blinked and resolutely averted his eyes—“that ye’re no’ fashed
or byordinar’ afeart by reason o’ yon coo, mam. She’s an unco’ gentle
creature an’ wadna harm a babe, mam——”

“But I’m not a babe, sir!” she retorted, crossing her little feet
demurely and making the most of the pretty things—“far from it, sir! And
I detest cows ... especially in lanes! ... cows are so horribly horny!”

“Why, as to that, mam,” answered Sir Hector a little vaguely, his glance
upon her feet again, “cow’s horns are a dispensation o’ Providence....
Nature gave a cow horns——”

“To fright fearsome females, sir! And here sitteth one perilously perched
and full o’ fears lest she fall! Take her down, sir—instantly,” said the
Duchess.

Sir Hector glanced up and down the lane, looked at the little Duchess and
blenched.

“D’ye hear me, sir?” she demanded.

“Ou aye, Mrs. Saunders,” he answered. “Hae patience, mam.... Bide a
wee....” And he turned away; but scarce had he achieved two paces than
she summoned him back imperiously.

“How, sir,” cried she, “will ye leave me—desert me in this dreadful
situation? Heaven help me, ’twould seem I am fated to sit helplessly
aloft——”

“A ladder, mem.... I’ve a ladder in my garden.”

“Tush for your ladder, sir! To leave me here—so heartless and hateful!”

“Heartless, mam! No, no! By means o’ my ladder, y’ ken——”

“Ha’ done wi’ your ladder, sir!”

“But, losh, mam, hoo wull ye come doon wi’oot my ladder?”

“How did I get here, pray?”

“Leddy, ’twas a’ by the inspiration o’ the moment.”

“Then pray be ‘inspired’ again, sir.”

Sir Hector flushed, glanced at her little, helpless feet, her roguish
eyes, fumbled with his hat and dropped it; the little Duchess giggled.
Then Sir Hector took a deep breath and reached out his arms.


V

Sir John, giving hat and cloak to the placid Betty, glanced round the
small room.

“Pray tell your lady that Sir John Dering awaits her pleasure,” said
he, whereupon Betty curtsied, dimpled and withdrew, leaving him to
shoot his ruffles, adjust his laced jabot and glance into the mirror a
little anxiously, for now that the moment was at hand he was conscious
of a vague unease, a growing apprehension that plagued and puzzled him:
“How would she receive him?” Here was the question to which he found
no answer. Thus, for once unsure of himself, he shot ruffles, adjusted
cravat and glanced into the mirror all over again.

Then the door opened and she stood before him, a radiant vision,
magnificently gowned, a glorious creature deep-eyed, red-lipped, vivid
with youth and strength, a woman nobly shaped, assured and confident in
her beauty. Proudly she swept towards him, closing the door behind her
while he stared motionless and tongue-tied, overwhelmed by the majesty of
her.

“Madam!” he murmured at last. “Herminia!” and he bowed.

“Sir!” said she, and sank down in billowing, gracious curtsy; but, alas!
as she arose her voluminous draperies caught up a three-legged stool; in
freeing herself of this, her panniers swept a china ornament crashing to
the floor; in turning to scowl at the fragments, over went the little
table, and, startled by its fall, she caught high heel in embroidered
skirt and would have fallen but for Sir John’s ready aid.

“Faith, my lady,” he laughed, “we creatures of art be sadly out o’ place
among these homely things! Better my gentle Rose in her simple tire, thy
rustical John in his homespun——”

“Loose me!” she cried passionately, and he was amazed to see he clasped a
raging fury. “Let me go!” she repeated. Mutely he obeyed, and she fronted
him, pale with anger and mortified pride.

“Nay, Herminia,” he pleaded, “be it satin or merest rags, thou and
only thou art she I love!” And he would have taken her hands, but she
retreated with superb gesture and, catching the folds of her gown on the
arm of a chair, ripped it irretrievably. At this final catastrophe she
halted between laughter and tears, but, meeting his look, chose the third
alternative.

“Sir, you ... laugh at me, I think?”

“With thee, rather, my lady,” he answered; “for, O Herminia, an ordinary
cottage cramps and cannot hold us ’twould seem, nay, the whole wide world
were scarce great enough for such love as ours.”

“I pray you speak for yourself, Sir John.”

“Then hear me, Herminia, though verily my love transcends all speech and
thought, for ’tis of Infinity itself. With thee beside me life should
become more worthy for thy sake ... without thee ’twere an emptiness,
and death a lovely thing. Marry me, Herminia; see here upon my knees I
supplicate.”

For a long moment Herminia was speechless because of her heart’s
tumultuous beating, her cheeks aglow, her eyes very tender beneath their
drooping lashes; but from Sir John, thus kneeling in his new humility,
her glance wandered to the shattered china ornament, the overturned
chair, the jagged rent in her gown, and from her parted lips trilled
sudden laughter, and, or ever she might check it, Sir John was upon his
feet, viewing her beneath wrinkling brows, coldly curious.

“Ah, my Lady Barrasdaile,” said he softly, “in this sorry world are to
be found miserable wretches who, to vent their puny spite, will foully
desecrate the holiest of holies.... My love was a holy thing, and you,
for your foolish pride’s sake, would make a mock of it. Here, madam, I
read the grand culmination o’ your empty vengeance. Well, so be it. But
I tell you that ‘the Wicked Dering’ at his worst could never sink to
such depths as yours——” At this she turned and would have left him, but
his out-thrust arm stayed her. “One moment longer, madam!” he commanded.
“Your vengeance is complete, but ... my bitterest scorn goeth with you
now and——”

“Your scorn!” she cried in choking voice; and, seizing his arm that still
barred her escape, she wrenched and twisted it in furious hands until he
winced with the pain of it. “Your scorn!” she panted. “You whose hands
are red with blood!”

“God’s love, madam!” quoth he between pallid lips. “And was it you indeed
who with her own body would ha’ shielded me from an assassin’s stroke?”

“And is it you would remember a moment of hysteria?” she retorted
passionately.

Sir John recoiled.

“Hysteria?” he stammered. “Hysteria? And was it so, indeed? Nay—nay,
madam, what mean ye?”

“That the irresistible Sir John Dering hath met one woman at the least
who doth not succumb to his wiles and blandishments.”

“Unworthy!” he exclaimed. “Oh, base and most unworthy!”

But now, the door open at last, she fled from him and up the narrow
stair.... And after some while Sir John took hat and cloak and stumbled
forth into the golden afternoon, but for him it might have been blackest
midnight.

Her Grace of Connington, returning at last by way of the wicket gate,
stole into the little house, her bright eyes a little brighter even than
usual; but in the act of laying off her sun-bonnet, paused, arrested
by a sound from the chamber overhead, and, running up the stair with
surprising agility, discovered my Lady Herminia face down upon the floor
among the ruin of her crumpled finery.

“Why, Herminia ... dear child!” she cried. “O my love ... my precious
soul—what is it?”

“Aunt,” sobbed my lady without lifting her woeful head, “O aunt ... I’ve
trampled him ... triumphantly ... at last!”




CHAPTER XLI

TELLETH OF THE DUEL ON DERING TYE


Reaching the old cross, Sir John paused instinctively and leaned there,
oblivious to all but this most bitter of truths. She had acted ... from
the very first! The gentle Rose with her sweet simplicity was no more
than a figment of his own imagining. The cold, vindictive Herminia had
lured him on for this.... Here, indeed, was the culmination of her
heartless scheming. Her vengeance was accomplished.... And Rose had never
existed!

Here, lifting clenched hand, he saw a slow trickle of blood that crept
beneath lace ruffle.... She had said his hand was bloody ... and to be
sure she had gripped and wrenched his injured arm.

Now as he leaned thus against the cross, watching these slow-creeping
drops, he became aware of hoofs approaching at a wild gallop, and,
glancing up, espied a horseman who rode very furiously, and it was with
a faint surprise that he recognised Mr. Hartop; on came the parson,
spurring his plump steed mercilessly, until, perceiving Sir John, he
abated his speed somewhat.

“Sir—sir,” he cried, his voice thin and high, “they are killing the
witch ... old Penelope Haryott! The mob is out ... my Lord Sayle will do
nothing. They’ve wrecked her cottage.... I’m for Sir Hector MacLean and
any who are men ... pray God we be in time! You, sir—quick, I beseech ...
High Dering.”

“Sayle?” repeated Sir John. “Is he there?”

“Sir, ’twas by his orders they ransacked her cottage seeking the man
Potter.... God help the poor soul! Haste, sir, if ye would be o’ service!”

Next moment Sir John was before the ‘Market Cross Inn’ shouting for
horse, ostlers and the Corporal.

“Sir?” questioned the imperturbable Robert, hurrying downstairs.

“To horse, Bob, at once! Nay, first my sword with the rapier blade!” And,
unhooking the gold-hilted weapon at his side, Sir John tossed it upon the
table.

“The one you bid me sharpen, sir?”

“Yes, yes—and hurry, man, ’tis life and death!” And away hasted Sir John
to see the horses saddled, to mount and fume at the ostlers until the
Corporal came running, the sword beneath his arm.

“Is’t sharp, Bob, is’t sharp?” questioned Sir John, as he buckled the
weapon on.

“As a razor, your honour, both edges, from the p’int six inches up——”

“Then up with ye and—spur, Bob!” The Corporal sprang to saddle, found his
stirrups, and, wheeling the high-mettled animals, they dashed into the
street and away at full gallop: and spur how he would, the Corporal had
much ado to keep Sir John in sight.

Now presently, as they raced thus, they heard a distant sound that might
have been wind in trees, a vague murmur that grew upon them with every
stride, waxing ever louder and more terrible, a sound than which there is
surely none more dreadful, the ferocious, inarticulate roar of an angry
mob.

With this awful clamour in his ears, Sir John spurred his horse to
yet faster pace; but across country he might save half a mile or so;
therefore steadying the mare he set her at a gate, cleared it gallantly,
and away pounded the sorrel at stretching gallop, taking dykes and brooks
in her stride: across and over and through ditch and fence and hedge,
swerving for nothing, staying for nothing, until, clearing hedge and
ditch at mighty bound, her fast-galloping hoofs thundered upon dusty road
again.

And presently Sir John saw the thatched roofs of High Dering, and then
he was racing down its winding street; a moment more and he was upon the
Tye or village green where swayed a tumultuous, roaring crowd; and in the
midst, her white head horribly bedabbled, a mark for every gibing tongue
and merciless hand, reeled old Penelope Haryott.

And now a demon awoke in Sir John; his modish serenity was utterly gone,
his eyes glared, his teeth gleamed between snarling lips and, spurring
his rearing horse, he drove in upon the mob, striking savagely with heavy
whip at the faces of such as chanced nearest: whereupon the full-throated
roar changed to shouts of anger and dismay, to screams of pain and fear,
to a whine. But, spurring upon the shrinking people, he lashed at them
as they had been curs, until the heavy whip broke in his grasp, and like
curs they ran before him, howling. Then chancing to espy Mr. Oxham, who
stood beside Sturton before ‘The Dering Arms,’ he wheeled and galloped up
to them.

“Rogues!” he panted. “Where’s your master?—where is Lord Sayle?... Tell
him ... Sir John Dering ... awaits him.”

“Sir John—Dering?” exclaimed Oxham, staring, while Mr. Sturton, uttering
a gasping moan, sank down upon adjacent bench and bowed his head between
clasping hands. And then Mr. Oxham was pushed aside and my Lord Sayle
stepped from the inn.

Sir John lightly dismounted.

“Ah, my lord,” quoth he, “so I find ye trespassing and murdering on my
land.”

“I am here, sir,” retorted his lordship, scowling, “in the exercise of my
duty. If your tenants be minded to duck a notorious witch, ’tis no affair
o’ mine. And I warn ye, sir, that in yon old hag’s cottage we have found
indisputable evidence that——”

“Tush!” exclaimed Sir John, “do not weary me with the details o’ your
man-hunting trade, sir. Your arm is strong enough to flourish a whip,
I perceive, and mine, you’ll observe, is less sound than it might be.
Come, then, my lord—the grass is smooth and level on Dering Tye—let us
forthwith earnestly endeavour to make an end o’ one another—for, by
heaven, I’ll wait no longer!”

“Orme,” cried his lordship, “ha’ the goodness to bring my sword.”

The Major hastened to obey and, taking the weapon, my lord stepped from
under the porch to where Sir John awaited him; side by side they walked
together, and together reached the smooth green, watched by the silent
crowd, which slowly closed about them until they stood within a wide ring
of hushed and awestruck spectators. Then Sir John tossed aside laced hat,
drew his sword, tossed the scabbard after the hat, and, point to earth,
watched his lordship do the same; but scarce was his blade free than
Lord Sayle sprang with glittering point out-thrust, but Sir John, ever
watchful, leapt nimbly aside, avoided the stroke, laughed, and steel met
steel. And, standing thus, poised, alert, eyes glaring into eyes, blade
pressing blade, Sir John spoke in his high, clear voice:

“A murderous trick, my lord, and worthy of ye. Now, look around you, note
the beauty of this fair afternoon—’tis your last, my lord, for so sure as
you hold sword, I mean to kill ye!”

The stamp of sudden foot, a flurry of twirling blades in thrust and
parry, and they were motionless again.

“Kill and end ye, my lord!” repeated Sir John. “But first, for the
behoof of our so numerous spectators, we will show ’em a few gasconading
flourishes. Your coat, my lord, they shall see it flutter in merest rags
about you ere we finish—thus! So ho, my lord, one—two!” A sudden whirl of
close-playing steel, the flash of darting point, and now, as they thrust
and parried, all eyes might see my Lord Sayle’s brown velvet disfigured
by two gaping rents from waist to hem, and from the watching throng rose
a hoarse murmur of amazement. But my lord, nothing dismayed, fought but
the more warily, while Sir John, it seemed, grew ever the more reckless;
ensued long periods of fierce action, thrust, parry and counter-thrust,
followed by sudden pauses, tense moments of utter stillness wherein blade
felt blade and eye glared to eye.

Foremost among the spectators loomed the gigantic figure of Sir Hector,
his face suffused and damp, who babbled prayers as the murderous steel
flashed and darted, while beside him stood Corporal Robert, deadly pale,
who muttered fitful curses.

“Damme, sir, his arm’s begun a-bleeding!” groaned the Corporal.

“Guid love us a’—so ’tis!” exclaimed Sir Hector, seizing the Corporal
by the collar; “an’ O Rabbie—man, see how wild he is.... Sayle will hae
him yet!” Here Sir Hector nearly swung the Corporal from his legs in his
emotion.

For, indeed, Lord Sayle’s point time and again flashed perilously near;
once it flickered through the ringlets of Sir John’s peruke, and once it
tore the laces at his throat, but after every desperate rally it was to
be noticed that my lord’s brown velvet coat showed ever more woefully
tattered.

Suddenly, albeit a little breathlessly, Sir John spoke, plain for all to
hear:

“So much for your coat, my lord! And now for yourself—let us make an end
... you shall receive your quietus on the count of three.... One! Two!”
A sudden clashing of desperate steel, then my lord leapt out of distance
and, uttering a hoarse cry of bitter despair, hurled his useless sword
from him and stood dreadfully pale, bathed in sweat, and, striving to
voice his passionate hate, gasped mouthing incoherencies.

“Take up your sword, sir—take up ... your sword and ... let us finish!”
panted Sir John. But Lord Sayle folded his arms, staring upon his
antagonist with eyes of murder.

Then Sir John laughed.

“What, have ye enough, sir?” he questioned scornfully. “Are ye done so
soon and never a drop o’ blood, nor so much as a scratch?” Receiving no
answer, he laughed again and turned his back. “Robert,” he cried—“Robert,
see the pitiful fellow off my land.”

Stung to madness, Lord Sayle reached swiftly for his fallen sword, but
the Corporal was before him and, snapping the weapon across his knee,
tossed the pieces aside.

“My lord,” said he, “your horse is yonder, I think.”

Lord Sayle raised haggard face from earth to sky, stared round him upon
the gaping throng with expression bordering on despair, and strode
whither the Corporal’s finger pointed. And, as he went, the skirts of
his brown velvet coat fluttered grotesquely about him, yet of all who
watched, no one spoke, much less laughed. Reaching his horse, he mounted
and, without one backward glance, gathered up the reins and, spurring
savagely, galloped away, leaving his friends and servants to follow as
they would.

“And now, Hector,” said Sir John, catching up his hat, “what of old
Penelope? How is she?”

“Guid forgi’e me, Johnnie, I clean forgot the puir soul.”

Reaching the little cottage, they found its new-planted garden a trampled
wilderness, its windows shattered, its newly painted door battered from
its hinges, and within, a scene of cruel wreckage.

“Ah, well,” laughed Sir John fiercely, “my Lord Sayle yet lives!” And
then was a light foot upon the dark stair and my Lady Herminia faced
them, very pale.

“Guid be thankit ye’re here, my bonny Rose!” exclaimed Sir Hector
fervently. “Hoo is yon puir Penelope?”

“Alive, sir! You were in time, I thank God. I have put her to bed and
shall remain with her. I pray you bid my aunt to me hither and the maid
Betty.”

“Ah, Rose,” cried Sir Hector, catching my lady’s hands and kissing them,
“thou bonny, muckle-hearted lass! O Johnnie, was there e’er sic a maid as
our Rose?”

“Never, Hector—there never was! For Gad’s my life, Rose is not, was not,
nor ever will be——”

“Eh—eh, Johnnie?”

“The lady before us, Hector, is merely that blooming ‘toast,’ the
bewitching Barrasdaile.”

“Losh, man John, wha’s a’ this?”

“This, Hector, is the Lady Herminia Barrasdaile, niece to her Grace the
Duchess of Connington, whom we know here as ‘Mrs. Saunders.’ But as for
our loved Rose, alas, she was no more than a passing whim!”

“Why—why.... O John!” stammered Sir Hector, loosing my lady’s nerveless
hands and falling back a step in sheer amazement. “O Rose, my bonny Rose,
wha’s a’ this?” he questioned.

“The truth, sir,” she answered gently. “I am indeed Herminia Barrasdaile.
And now, by your leaves, I will go back to old Penelope.”

And so, with a gracious curtsy, my lady turned and went softly up the
dark and narrow stair.




CHAPTER XLII

MR. DUMBRELL MEDIATES


The news of my Lord Sayle’s shameful discomfiture on Dering Tye ran and
spread like wildfire; in town, village and hamlet near and far it was
the one topic of conversation, in busy market-place, at cross-roads and
sequestered lane, it was discussed; and ever the story grew.

Dering of Dering was back home again and had forced Lord Sayle to fight,
and cut Lord Sayle’s clothes from him piecemeal and left him stark naked
as he was born! So ran the story to the accompaniment of thumping pewter
and gusty laughter, and proud was the man who could boast of having
witnessed, with his own two eyes, the never-to-be-forgotten scene.

It is to be supposed that my Lord Sayle caught some faint echo of the
tale, for by day he held himself sullenly aloof, shunned alike by
dismayed friends and trembling servants; but at night, unseen, unheard,
who shall tell the agonies he endured, who describe the passionate
despair, the mortified pride, the futile rage and burning hate that rent
and tore him? All hell raged within his soul, a hell peopled by demons
that tortured him until came the arch-devil of Vengeance luring him to
his own destruction, urging him to that black gulf whence there is no
return. So made he Vengeance his comforter.

Yes, Dering of Dering was home again and, mindful of the treatment it had
accorded John Derwent, High Dering was aghast; its women lamented to all
and sundry, its men shook gloomy heads, but none more despondent than
Thomas Nixon, landlord of ‘The Dering Arms.’

“To think,” sighed he, “to think as I stood ’ere an’ watched Sir John
turned out o’ his very own inn off his very own land! Mak’s me goo arl
’ot and shiversome it du, neighbours!”

“But then ’ow was ’ee to know ’twas ’im, Tom?” quoth one of his hearers.
“’Ow was any on us to know?”

“Bah!” snarled the ancient Dumbrell, rapping the table with his knobbed
stick and getting upon quavering legs. “Everybody ’old their tongues an’
’ark to oi!”

“Aye, but ’ow was anybody to know. Gaffer? ’Ow?”

The Aged Soul snorted disdainfully.

“’Ow was you t’ know?” he repeated. “Whoy by instink fur sure, same as oi
did! What if ’e called hisself Derwent an’ wore a little wig an’ no goold
braid onto ’is ’at? Oi knowed ’e wur quality moment oi seed ’im, oi did,
fur a gen’leman be arlways a gen’leman!”

“Why that be true enough, Gaffer, but——”

“Hesh!” snarled the Aged Soul. “Don’t goo fur to arg’ wi’ oi! As fur you,
Tom Nixon, ‘whatsoever a man sows that shall ’e rip!’ You let ’em turn
Sir John Dering out o’ ‘The Dering Arms’ an’ it be only nat’ral as Sir
John Dering’ll turn you out likewise.”

“Doan’t ’ee say so, Gaffer!” pleaded the mournful landlord.

“But oi du say so, Tom ... turned out ye’ll be sure-lye,
sarten-sure-indeed, my pore lad, ah—an’ mebbe hung or trans-ported ...
unless oi can say a word fur ’ee to Sir John hisself next toime ’e hap
along to see me.”

“Lemme fill your pot again, Gaffer—do now!” urged the doleful Mr. Nixon.

“No, no, Tom!” answered the Aged Soul sternly. “I dunno as I ought to
drink wi’ ye at arl—considerin’, that oi doan’t!”

Here Mr. Nixon groaned, and at this juncture the Corporal was seen
approaching, at sight of whom the landlord’s depression increased and he
looked appealingly at the little old man, whereupon that Aged Soul waxed
suddenly magnanimous.

“Arl roight, Tom, arl roight!” quoth he encouragingly. “Sir John be a
friend o’ moine, an’ so’s Corporal Bob. I dunno as oi wun’t put in a word
fur ’ee—leave it arl to oi!”

Thus the Corporal, walking with head bowed as one in profound reverie,
heard himself hailed in piping, imperious tones, in answer to which he
approached slowly and somewhat unwillingly.

“Mus’ Robert,” quoth the old man, “’ere be Tom Nixon as stood by whiles
Sir John Dering an’ you was turned out o’ this here inn o’ Sir John
Dering’s an’ consequently ought to be turned out loikewise immejit, an’
’ung an’ jibbeted or transported! But oi moind Tom bein’ barn, an’ a
bit of a fule ’e’s been ever since, an’ consequent I be axin’ you to ax
Sir John to forget an’ forgive pore Tom an’ suffer ’im to boide on ’ere
arl-along-on-account-of pore Tom bein’ naun but a bit fule, d’ye see?”

“Why as to that, Gaffer,” answered the Corporal, his glance roving afar,
“I ray-ther think Sir John’s forgot the incident; anyway, he don’t bear
malice.”

“Meanin’ as ’e wun’t turn pore Tom out?”

“I’m pretty sure he won’t,” answered the Corporal, his gaze still
abstracted.

“An’ theer ye be, Tom lad!” quoth the Aged Soul triumphantly. “See what
oi’ve done fur ’ee an’ be dooly grateful.”

“I be, Gaffer!” answered Mr. Nixon, his gloom lifted from him. “Lemme
fill your pot again. An’ you, Mus’ Doubleday, what’ll ye tak’, sir?”

“Nothing, thank ye, Nixon,” returned the Corporal, and his roving glance
perceiving the flutter of a petticoat farther down the lane, he saluted
the company and turned away.

“Robert,” cried the Aged Soul, admonishing finger uplifted, “if so be ye
hap’ to meet my Nan, doan’t ’ee nowise say nothin’ about this ’ere liddle
drop o’ ale, moind!”

“Not a word, Gaffer!” answered the Corporal, and strode away.

He found her demurely seated upon rustic bench in the little garden,
busied with her needle and rather more shyly surprised to see him than
usual.

“Why, Mus’ Doubleday,” she exclaimed as he opened the gate, “you be two
hours afore your usual toime to-day!”

“Two hours four an’ one-half minutes, Mrs. Nan,” he answered, consulting
the ponderous watch he carried.

“Well, wun’t ’ee come an’ sit down, sir?”

“Thank’ee, Mrs. Ann, I will ... but where, mam?”

“Here for sure!” she answered, drawing her neat gown aside and tapping
the rustic seat with one finger. So the Corporal laid by his hat and,
seating himself beside her, remained for a space apparently lost in
contemplation of his riding-boots.

“You be very silent, Mus’ Robert.”

“Aye ... I’m thinking, mam.”

“What about?” she inquired softly, stealing a sly glance at his down-bent
face.

“I was a-thinking, mam, as this be a world o’ change. Aye, life has
changed and is a-changing for me con-siderable!”

“What do ’ee mean, sir?”

“I mean, Mrs. Ann, that I have lost my place as Sir John’s valet——”

“Lost it!” she exclaimed aghast. “Lost it—O Mus’ Doubleday!” Her sewing
fell to the ground, and he would have picked it up but her hand on his
arm checked him. “Lost it?” she questioned again, whereupon he turned
away lest she might read his truthful eyes.

“Aye, Mrs. Ann,” he mumbled, “Sir John hath dis-charged me; he ... he
don’t want me for his valet any longer, d’ye see....” The Corporal heard
a soft, inarticulate cry, and then her arms were about his neck.

“Mus’ Doubleday ... O Robert!” she whispered. “There, there, never
grieve, then—doan’t ’ee! There’s me left ... arlways me ... an’ I shan’t
never change.”

For a moment he sat motionless, then, forgetting his imperturbability
altogether, Corporal Robert clasped and drew her to his kisses; and
between the two of them they mightily ruffled his neat wig, whereupon he
snatched it off altogether.

“Wait a bit, lass—wait!” he exclaimed, with a catch in his voice. “Look,
Ann, see how grey my hair is! I’m too old for ye, my sweet maid.... O
Ann, I’m forty-five and——”

“Why, Bob,” she cried, between laughing and crying, “as if age
mattered—doan’t ’ee be fullish! An’ if your ’air be a bit grey-like,’tis
so I do love it best!” And, drawing his head down, she kissed him upon
each temple where the hair was greyest. “And so, dear Robert, if you’ve
lost your place wi’ Sir John Dering you’ve—found me!”

“O Ann—my sweet,” said the Corporal, his voice more unsteady than ever,
“listen a bit more! ’Tis true Sir John hath discharged me ... I mean as
his valet, but—O Ann ... he’s made me his bailiff instead!”

“Bailiff?” she gasped. “D’ye mean the same as Mus’ Sturton was? Wi’
horses to ride ... an’ a fine house——”

“And you in it, Ann—you in it to make it home. Though you’re much too
young for a wife ... or I’m much too old——”

“O Bob!”




CHAPTER XLIII

IN WHICH SIR JOHN DEVOTES HIMSELF TO THE MUSE


Dering of Dering being home again and his fame on every lip, it befell,
to Sir John’s dismay, that the ‘Market Cross Inn’ was generally a-throng
with visitors: sporting farmers who trotted up on their “bits o’ blood,”
country gentry, bucks of the quality, and not a few ladies of fashion,
all hither come to pay homage in their several ways to “the Wicked
Dering.”

To avoid whom, Sir John promptly shut himself above stairs attended by
the Corporal, admitting none but Mr. Bunkle, adventuring abroad only
after dark. His injured arm still irked him, but this he accounted
nothing compared with the hurt he had suffered at my lady’s hands.

In this situation he devoted the daylight hours to the Muse, and penned
many and divers satyric pieces concerning men and manners in general and
Woman in particular, with a view to publication in _The Satyric Spy, or
Polite Monitor_; while his lampoon on the Sex entitled, “The Jade Equine
and Feminine; or, The Horse the Nobler Animal,” progressed apace.

It was then upon a sunny afternoon that he laid down his pen to stare at
floor and ceiling and walls, and finally at Corporal Robert busied with
books of accounts at a small table in adjacent corner.

“Bob,” said he, with a yearning glance towards the open casement, “a
guinea—five guineas for a suitable rhyme to Herminia!” Hereupon the
Corporal glanced up, scratched his wig, rolled his eyes, and presently
hazarded:

“‘Within ye,’ your honour?”

“’Tisn’t grammar, Bob.”

“What o’ ‘Lavinia,’ sir?”

“Rhymes truly but won’t suit.”

“I can’t think of any other, sir.”

“Neither can I, Bob ... ’tis the devil of a name!”

“Then why not choose another, sir?”

“Hum!” quoth Sir John. Here silence again, then: “What are ye doing
there, Bob?”

“Going through estimates for repairs o’ cottages at High Dering and
Selmeston, your honour.”

“Then take ’em for a walk.... She will help ye, Bob.”

“Aye, sir, she can write as plain as I can, and a wondrous ’ead for
figures—so mar-vellous quick, sir, and——” Here, meeting Sir John’s
quizzical glance, the Corporal checked and actually flushed.

“And a pretty head it is, Bob! When are ye going to get married?”

“We thought two months from now, your honour.” Here Sir John sighed and
glanced out of the window.

“I hope you’ll be happy, Bob.”

“Thank’ee, sir. I’m pretty sure o’ that.”

Here Sir John sighed more deeply than before, then frowned as upon the
door was a rapping of peremptory knuckles.

“I’ll see nobody!” quoth he. “No one, you understand!” Here a louder
knocking than ever. “Dammem, see who dares thus intrude, Bob.” Obediently
the Corporal unlocked, unbolted and opened the door, when he was
immediately caught up, lifted aside and Sir Hector strode in.

“Losh, Johnnie man,” quoth he, “here’s four days by an’ never a glimpse
o’ ye! An’ wherefore?”

“Because I detest being a raree show to be stared at by the curious idle,
for one thing. And because I desire solitude for another, Hector.”

“Solitude, is it? Umph-humph! An’ what o’ a’ your loving frien’s?”

“Meaning yourself, Hector?”

“Ou aye, there’s ever mysel’, John; forbye, there’s ithers, ye ken——”

“Begging your pardon, sir,” said the Corporal, taking his hat, “I’ll
step along, then, if I may, your honour?” And at a nod from Sir John he
departed, closing the door carefully behind him, which Sir John promptly
locked and bolted.

“I say, there’s ithers, John!” repeated Sir Hector, seating himself by
the open casement.

“Why, there is Corporal Robert; other friends have I none, Hector.”

“Dinna be a muckle fule, John! Ye ken vera weel there’s Mrs. Saund—— I
mean the.... Her, for one, and—abune a’, lad, there’s that sweet, gentle
maid——”

“Whom can you mean, Hector?”

“I mean Rose, an’ weel ye ken it.”

“Rose doth not exist.”

“Well, Herminia, then. She loves ye, Johnnie.”

“Hector, you rave!”

“I tell ye she loves an’ is grieving for ye——”

“A fiddlestick, Hector!”

“The de’il awa’ wi’ ye! I say she’s breakin’ her heart for ye, John!”

“Impossible! She hath no heart. She is naught but selfish pride, a
creature hard and cold, soulless and fickle ... in fine, a very woman!
And talking o’ The Sex, I have here a small effort in verse that I
venture to think is somewhat felicitous. Hark’ee and judge!” And,
selecting one of the many sheets of manuscript before him, Sir John read
as follows:

    “Old Satan womankind did plan
    To be the bane and plague of man,
    And woman since the world began
            Hath been so.
    For, be she, more than common, fair
    She is but Satan’s chiefest snare.
    Wherefore, then, of her wiles beware:
            They bring woe.”

“Hoot awa’!” ejaculated Sir Hector indignantly. “’Tis rankest blasphemy!”

“’Tis very truth! And faith, it reads better than I thought. Mark this
line, Hector, ‘She is but Satan’s chiefest snare.’ ’Tis apt, Hector; ’tis
well expressed and should commend itself to all philosophers! Now, hear
the rest—nay, you must and shall! ’Tis brief, yet pithy.” And Sir John
read forthwith:

    “Therefore, who’d lead a quiet life,
    Unmarred by turmoil, care and strife,
    Avoid that dreadful thing called ‘wife’;
            She’ll plague you!
    Thus, is she as Aurora fair;
    Or eke like night her raven hair,
    ’Stead of her I would choose, I swear,
            The ague.

“How think you of it, Hector?”

“That it should burn!”

“Nay, rather in due season shall it lighten the page of _The Satyric Spy,
or Polite Monitor_. Indeed and verily, Hector, you were right and I was
wrong, for women, as you once truly said, are the devil!”

Sir Hector’s keen gaze wavered for once, and he stirred uneasily in his
chair.

“John,” quoth he, precise in his English, “if ever I voiced such damnable
heresy, which I gravely doubt, I ha’ forgot it, long since, as a man and
a MacLean should.”

“Forgot it, Hector? Amazing! You that have ever held Woman in such
disdainful abhorrence!”

“And suppose I did, sir?” retorted Sir Hector, flushing. “A MacLean may
change his mind and be the better of it.... And how may I help but revere
and admire The Sex with such an example as Rose, her sweet and gentle
ways——”

“But Rose never was!” sighed Sir John.

“Herminia, then!” snapped Sir Hector.

“Not to mention her aunt!” murmured Sir John.

At this, Sir Hector glared and made to rise, but, meeting Sir John’s
whimsical look, feeling his hand upon the sleeve of the second-best coat,
Sir Hector flushed, his gaze sought the green of the chestnut tree beyond
the open window, and his grim lips curved to a smile.

“And ... O man, tae think she’s—a duchess! ’Tis awfu’, Johnnie, awfu’!”

“Alas, Hector, to think she is a woman, and this is worse. A woman,
Hector, and therefore to be avoided. For, how saith your bard?

    ‘She is but Satan’s chiefest snare.’”

“Umph-humph!” exclaimed Sir Hector, and rose. “Aweel, lad,” he sighed, “I
dinna ken wha’ bee’s in y’r bonnet regardin’ yon sweet Rose, but——”

“Lady Herminia!” Sir John corrected.

“But look’ee, lad, had it not been for Herminia’s loving, tender care,
Penelope Haryott would ha’ died.... And, talking o’ good women, John, if
ever there was one, it is Penelope.”

“She knew my father, it seems.”

“She did, John.”

“She once showed me two miniatures....”

“Aye, I mind your father having ’em done. Her likeness he kept always
... it was upon his breast the day he died! ’Twas that which turned the
bayonet into his heart!... He gave his earliest and, I think, his best
love to Penelope, and she but a cottager’s daughter born on his estate
and twelve years his senior. But she was beautiful beyond the ordinary,
and good as she was clever, and he wooed vainly ... even when he would
ha’ married her she would not ... because he was Dering of Dering and she
only her pure, humble self.... So, in time he wed your mother ... and
died in my arms ... murmuring—‘Penelope!’ Ah, John lad, if by reason of
some misunderstanding your heart be sore, never decry Woman ... for here,
truly, was one of the purest and most selfless, noblest of creatures!”

Being alone, Sir John sat thoughtful awhile; at last he reached for his
manuscript, tore it slowly across and across, and threw it into the
fireplace; then, evening being at hand, he took hat and stick, and,
descending by a back stair, sallied forth into the fragrant dusk.




CHAPTER XLIV

IN WHICH THE GHOST FLITS TO GOOD PURPOSE


It was dark as he reached the old stile hard by the little footbridge,
and, perceiving a shrouded form thereby, halted suddenly; but as he
peered, uncertain, a soft voice spoke:

“John!” He drew back hastily; the figure moved towards him. “Sir John
Dering?” Off came Sir John’s hat in a moment, and he bowed profoundly.

“Gad’s my life!” he exclaimed. “Do I indeed behold your ladyship? Bide
you still i’ the country, madam? A fair good-night to you!” And he turned
away, only to find her beside him.

“Why—why will you hazard your life thus wantonly?” she questioned. “Nay,
sir, do not prevaricate; I know ’tis your custom to walk thus solitary of
a night.”

“Your ladyship’s interest flatters me!” he murmured.

“Surely, sir,” said she, in the same calm and gentle tones, “life is not
to be thus lightly jeopardised.”

“Tush, madam,” he laughed, “you grow hysterical again, ’twould seem,
and ’tis a weakness of your charming sex that I have ever found extreme
embarrassing, not to say wearisome. I suggest a pill ... a bolus and
sleep, madam. Aye, sleep is the thing ... you shall find your megrims
gone i’ the morning. So sleep you soundly, madam, and farewell!” Having
said which, he bowed and departed, leaving her to watch him through
slow-gathering tears. And suddenly, finding herself thus deserted, she
bowed her stately head upon the old stile, wetting its ancient timbers
with her tears and weeping so unfeignedly that she actually sniffed,
though to be sure there was none to hear.

Meanwhile Sir John, striding his solitary way, looked up at the stars and
smiled happily.

“She cares!” quoth he within himself. “By all the saints in heaven, she
cares!” And, halting suddenly, he glanced back, minded to return. “Either
she loves me, or here was marvellous good play-acting ... which, now?”
Here he went on again, though very slowly, and coming to a gate, leaned
there to debate the point.

My lady, reaching the cottage, paused awhile, also with gaze uplifted,
but saw the starry firmament blurred by smarting tears.

“Alas,” sighed she, “he never loved me or he would have known! He is but
the heartless Sir John Dering after all!”

“The question being,” said Sir John within himself, his gaze yet uplifted
to the firmament, “is she truly——”

The stars seemed to shoot wildly from their courses, the earth to sway
giddily beneath his feet, then to plunge horribly down and down into a
roaring blackness.

He awoke to a sense of pain, jolting and strangulation; slowly he became
aware that he lay bound hand and foot across the withers of a horse, and
with his mouth crammed almost to suffocation with a thing he took to be a
neckerchief.

And after some while he was conscious of two voices wrangling
together—voices these that sounded vaguely familiar; and the first was
hoarse and sullen, the second sharp and querulous.

    THE FIRST VOICE: An’ whoy not, I sez?

    THE SECOND VOICE: Because I won’t have it.

    THE FIRST VOICE: An’ ’oo be you t’ say no? I be good a man
    as you, aye an’ better! Ain’t I follered an’ follered ’im,
    waitin’ my chance? Wasn’t it me as got ’im at last? Well then,
    I sez we ought to finish an’ mak’ sure.

    THE SECOND VOICE: And I say no!

    THE FIRST VOICE: My lord bid us mak’ sure, didn’t ’e?

    THE SECOND VOICE: He’ll be sure enough once aboard ship.

    THE FIRST VOICE: An’ I tell ye ’e be better dead.

    THE SECOND VOICE: And I say, I’ll ha’ no more bloodshed.

All about him was the tramp of feet muffled upon grass; and sometimes
it seemed they laboured uphill and sometimes down, but always these two
voices disputed, now waxing so loud and clear that he seemed on the point
of recognising them, now blurred and indistinct, sinking to a murmur, a
whisper, until they were not, and it seemed he was asleep and plagued by
nightmare. It was after one of these many lapses that he was conscious
the painful jolting had ceased, felt himself dragged roughly from the
horse’s back, and had a dim vision of many legs that hemmed him in as he
lay upon the grass.

“Ain’t dead, is ’e?” inquired a hearty voice, faintly interested.

“Dead—no, dang ’im!” answered the Sullen Voice, and a foot spurned him
savagely. “Dead—not ’im! Though ’e ought to be, aye an’ would be, if I
’ad my way.”

“Easy, mate, easy!” admonished the Hearty Voice.

“Hold y’r tongue, you do!” cried the Querulous Voice. “Hold your tongue
for a bloody-minded rogue or——”

“Avast, shipmates!” quoth the Hearty Voice. “Throat-slittin’ be a
ticklish business.”

“Yah—dead men doan’t talk!”

“Mebbe not, mate, but live-un’s do! An’ then there be ghosts, shipmate,
ghosts, d’ye see.”

“When can ye take him aboard?” demanded the Querulous Voice.

“Why, the tide wun’t sarve for ’arf an hour yet. Plenty time to finish
my pipe.... An’ talkin’ o’ ghosts, there was my mate Jerry Banks as was
knifed aboard the _Belle Fortun’_ ... pore Jerry’s ghost used to come an’
sit o’ nights perched aloft on our main-yard an’ mew like a cat! Aye, mew
’e would, an’ carry on that mournful ’twas ’orrible, mates——”

“Hold your tongue!” cried the Querulous Voice.

“Aye, we doan’t want none o’ your ghosts, do us, lads?” quoth the Sullen
Voice; whereupon was a mutter of hearty assent.

“Why, very well,” answered he of the hearty voice, spitting, “only if
you’d a-heered the ghost o’ pore Jerry ... used to mew like any cat, it
did, only more dismal-like.... I never ’eered nothing in all my days so
shiversome and——” The Hearty Voice ended in a hiss of breath suddenly
in-drawn and thereafter was utter silence, a strange, unnatural stillness
wherein it seemed that none moved or breathed; and then rose a hoarse,
stammering whisper:

“Lord ... O Lord a’ mercy! What’s yon?”

Turning heavy head, Sir John saw about him a huddle of crouching men
who all peered in the one direction, heard an incoherent, passionate
muttering that changed to a groan, a gasping cry, and a man rose to his
knees with rigid arms out-thrust, staggered to his feet and leapt down
the grassy steep; hereupon the others awoke to sudden action; ensued a
desperate scrambling, a wild babblement, a thudding of desperate feet,
and Sir John lay staring on the empty dark alone save for the horse that
cropped the grass near by. And then he too saw a vague and awful shape
outlined in pale fire that flitted unheard upon the gloom and vanished,
only to reappear as suddenly, gliding back up the slope to where he lay.
And watching the thing approach, Sir John felt his flesh creep and he
shivered with a growing dread that mocked at sanity and reason until he
strove desperately against his bonds, but, finding this vain, lay still
again, watching. On it came, looming more gigantic and frightful with
every yard, nearer still, until he could distinguish the monstrous head
surmounted by widespreading, fiery horns, nearer, until from this awful
shape a whispering voice reached him.

“Be that Sir John Dering? Be ye there, sir?” Then the dreadful thing
swayed, stooped upon itself, thudded to earth, and in its place was a
tall, broad-shouldered man who, running forward, knelt and began to cut
and loose off Sir John’s galling bonds. “Gagged ye too, ’ave they!” quoth
the voice, and next moment Sir John, relieved of the gag, reached out
fumbling hand and spoke:

“Mr. Potter—O George Potter, though you come like a demon o’ darkness, a
very devil, yet no angel could be more welcome!”

“Why, sir, Potter frit’ they rogues praper, I rackon. They cut off
amazin’ quick, an’ they ain’t like to come back—an’ yet they may. So up
wi’ ye, sir, an’ quick’s the word!” Sir John arose but, clapping hand to
head, reeled weakly. “Be your ’ead ’urted bad, sir?”

“Nothing to mention, thanks to my hat and wig.”

“Can ye ride, sir?”

“Easier than walk.”

“Well, up it is, then!” And, half lifting Sir John to the saddle, Mr.
Potter laid a shapeless bundle across the withers and they set off
together.

“How came you so fortunately to my relief, George?”

“Well, sir, I happed to be a-waitin’ for Mus’ Sturton an’ ... t’other
’un, meanin’ to frutten Sturton away an’ get t’other ’un alone if so
might be, when ’long comes ’alf a dozen chaps wi’ this ’ere ’orse an’ you
acrost it, though I didn’t know ’twas you then, sir. But suddent-like,
t’other ’un says, ‘Why not finish ’im and ha’ done?’ ’e says. ‘Because I
wun’t ’ave it!’ says Sturton, very determinated.”

“’T’other ’un’ being the man Jonas Skag, I think?” inquired Sir John.

“Why, sir, I wun’t deny it. Well, sir, they stops purty nigh wheer I
wur a-hidin’ to arg’ the matter, an’ I soon found ’twas you they was
a-quarrellin’ over. An’ presently on they goes an’ me creepin’ arter ’em
bidin’ a chance to do what I might.”

“By means of your horns and bullock’s hide, George?”

“Aye, this ’ere!” answered Mr. Potter, laying his hand upon the shapeless
bundle. “A good friend it’s been to pore Potter, sir. Ghosts be useful
things hereabouts.”

“So I have observed!” smiled Sir John. “And, indeed, you were a terribly
convincing ghost.”

“Naun so bad, sir,” admitted Mr. Potter modestly. “I done my best off an’
on. Though I don’t like hauntin’ in the open—gimme a wall! Ye see, some
folks be apt to shoot ... there be four or five bullet-’oles in this ’ere
ghost arlready!”

Talking thus, they at last reached the highroad, and Sir John saw the
lights of Alfriston twinkling before them. Here the discreet Mr. Potter
stopped and, lifting finger to eyebrow, bade Sir John good-night.

“You’ll be arl right now, I rackon, sir,” said he.

But Sir John reached down to grasp his hand.

“You know who I am, I think?” he questioned.

“Aye, Sir John, you be Dering o’ Dering.”

“And a magistrate besides, George Potter, a justice o’ the Peace and
Quorum.”

“And I be Potter the smuggler, sir.”

“And a man, George! And ’tis as such that I shall always know you,
so—give me your hand, friend George!”

So, in the gloom, hand met and grasped hand.

“Lord, sir,” quoth Mr. Potter, “I dunno as I bean’t a bit ... glad-loike,
you callin’ Potter your friend an’ arl——”

“Why then, George, pray tell me why do you seek Jonas Skag so earnestly?”

“Well, from what I be hearin’ ... an’ likewise addin’ two an’ two, I
rackon Jonas knows more’n a bit about that theer false signallin’ ... an’
if so be I find ’e do ... why then, sir—why then——”

“Well?”

“No matter, sir—mum for that. But I rackon ’e wun’t nowise betray no lads
to theer deaths never no more!”

“What do you mean, George?”

“Nothin’ ’t arl, sir.... Only, talkin’ o’ ghosts, rackon I made a
pretty tidy ’un, but the fire were old Pen’s idee, though she calls it
phross-phross.” So saying, Mr. Potter shouldered his bundle and trundled
off in the gloom of the hedge, leaving Sir John to ride thoughtfully into
Alfriston.




CHAPTER XLV

WHICH, AS THE READER OBSERVES, BEGINS AND ENDS WITH MY LORD SAYLE


My Lord Sayle tugged at the bell-rope and thereafter stared out into
the sunny garden again as he had done for so long; and presently, the
door opening softly, a man-servant entered who, beholding thus suddenly
my lord’s intent face, checked, shrank back, and stood, the door in his
hand, gazing with eyes of fearful wonder. At last, becoming aware of
the servant’s presence, my lord spoke, but preserving always his rapt
expression:

“Is Major Orme in the house?”

“No, my lord ... the Major left ... early this morning, my lord.”

“Well, Sir Roland Lingley?”

“My lord, he ... went with the Major.”

My Lord Sayle’s black brows twitched slightly, but he never moved,
staring always out upon the sunny garden like one who saw that which no
other eyes might behold.

“They left no message?”

“None, my lord,” answered the man-servant, drawing a soft pace backward
as he watched that rigid face.

“Send Sturton to me.”

“Yes, my lord.”

“And hark’ee! If I should ring again, see that Tom and Roger
answer—themselves only!”

“Yes, my lord!” murmured the servant, shrinking again as with a last
stealthy glance he went softly forth, closing the door gently behind him.

So Orme and Lingley had gone! Even they had deserted him at last! Well,
so much the better ... considering. But the smile that distorted my
lord’s mouth was evil to see.

And after some while the door opened and Mr. Sturton appeared, who, at
sign from my lord, entered and closed the door.

“So—o—o!” said his lordship, dwelling upon the word while he stared into
the haggard face before him. “You have failed—again, Sturton?”

“’Twas no fault o’ mine, my lord; in another ten minutes we should ha’
had him safe aboard ship——”

“Ship?” The word was almost a whisper, and yet James Sturton recoiled and
his face seemed even more livid as he met the speaker’s glance. “Fool!”
continued my lord in the same dreadful, hushed voice. “Fool, in the
corner yonder you will find a sheet o’ crumpled paper ... open and read
it ... read it—aloud!”

Looking whither my lord pointed, Mr. Sturton took up and smoothed the
crumpled sheet, glanced at it and hesitated.

“Aloud, my lord?”

“Aloud, fool!”

Then, mumbling somewhat, Mr. Sturton read as follows:

    “Sir John Dering begs to say that unless my Lord Sayle is out
    of the country within forty-eight hours, Sir John proposes
    calling upon my Lord Sayle with the stoutest horse-whip to be
    found.”

“And you said ‘ship,’ I think?” inquired my lord in the same strangled
voice.

“My lord, once aboard that ship he would trouble your lordship never
again.”

“‘Trouble me never again!’” murmured Lord Sayle. “He never will ... he
never shall ... but a ship? No, no!... A ship? Pshaw! We know a better
way and a surer—eh, Sturton?”

“Your—your lordship means?”

“Exactly what you are thinking, Sturton!” As he spoke, my lord crossed to
a cabinet and, opening a drawer, came back with a brace of pistols in his
hands. Now, glancing from these murderous things to the face above, James
Sturton flung out wild hands and started back.

“No, no!” he cried. “Not this way, my lord; I cannot!”

“You will!” nodded my lord gently. “You know very well he walks or rides
frequently to High Dering of an evening—alone! It will be simple.”

“My lord, I ... I cannot!”

“Meaning you will not?”

James Sturton stared desperately about him at floor and ceiling and
walls, but never once at the speaker’s face; finally he spoke:

“I ... I cannot, my lord.”

“Ah!” said his lordship, and stood regarding Sturton with an expression
of mild curiosity. “So you—refuse?”

“I do, my lord!” mumbled the wretched man.

“Knowing that I can hang you for the murderer you already are? Still,
you—refuse?”

“My lord, I do.... I must.... I—I cannot do it!”

His lordship slowly and deliberately returned the weapons to the drawer,
locked it, and stood awhile staring at the key in his hand.

“Why, then,” said he at last, still intent upon the key, “perhaps
you will be good enough to pull the bell.” Mr. Sturton obeyed, but,
chancing to catch a glimpse of my lord’s face in the mirror, he glanced
apprehensively towards the door with the wild glare of one who suddenly
finds himself in a trap; but even as he stared at it, the door opened and
two men entered. For a moment was silence; then, without troubling to
turn, my lord spoke:

“You will take this white-livered cur ... strip him and—drive him out!
Strip him—you understand!” Ensued riot and confusion; but, despite his
cries and desperate struggles, James Sturton was seized and dragged away
at last; then my Lord Sayle, chin on breast, stared out into the sunny
garden again.

Slowly the glory faded and the shadows deepened as evening approached,
but surely never was there shadow so dark, so ominous, so evil to behold
as that upon the face of my Lord Sayle. Now if, by some coincidence, he
had chanced to be regarding the noble constellation of Orion, as was
Corporal Robert Doubleday, surely no two pairs of eyes ever gazed upon
Orion’s glittering belt with expression so vastly different! For this
evening the Corporal’s eyes held a light all their own, his lean, brown
face wore an expression of extraordinary gentleness, and as he strode
blithely across fragrant meadow he even essayed to sing; to be sure, his
voice was somewhat husky, and creaked a little uncertainly as by lack of
use, but he sang perseveringly, none the less, an old marching song he
had sung often in Flanders years ago, set to the tune of “Lilliburlero.”

But, all at once, in the very middle of a note, he checked voice and foot
together as forth from a hedge before him protruded a head and a pair of
stalwart shoulders clad in an old frieze coat.

“Ha! Is that you, George Potter?”

“My own self, Mus’ Robert. Might you ha’ chanced to see a man ... or,
say, two ... hereabouts, as you come along?”

“Not a soul!”

“Ah! An’ wheer might Sir John Dering be now, Mus’ Robert, d’ye s’pose?”

“I left him at ‘The Cross,’ but he usually walks abroad of an evening.”

“Aye, so ’e do, Mus’ Robert ... but ... doan’t ’ee let ’im goo out o’
your sight this night.”

“Why not? What d’ye mean, George?”

“Well, rackon it bean’t no-wise ’ealthy-like for Sir John to goo
a-walkin’ to-night alone, ah—an’ p’r’aps not then.”

“And why? Ah ... d’ye think——”

“Aye, I do think!” nodded Mr. Potter. “I think as mebbe Murder’ll be
a-walkin’ to-night.”

“Murder?” repeated the Corporal, falling back a step. “Murder? What d’ye
mean, man? Speak plain.”

“Why, then, I means plain murder.”

“Who d’ye mean, George?”

“Well, there be them as wishes others dead, d’ye see—but mum! Only I
should keep ’im safe indoors to-night if I was you.”

“By God, d’ye say so, George?” cried the Corporal; and staying for no
more, he set off at a run; and now, as he hasted thus, his feet seemed to
beat out the awful word: mur-der, mur-der, and his thoughts were full of
it.

Murder, indeed! But who shall plumb all the sullen deeps of a murderer’s
soul? Who comprehend the motives that speed him on? What ears but his
may catch those demon voices that have eternally wooed and urged, argued
and threatened, ceaselessly day and night, until he sees nothing, hears
nothing, is conscious of nothing but the one purpose so gradually decided
upon and, at last, so passionately desired. What normal intelligence may
comprehend the mind of a murderer?

Watch him as he creeps forth upon his awful business, a dreadful, furtive
creature seeking his unsuspecting victim.... Behold now the generous cock
of his hat, his neat wig, his full-skirted coat of sober hue! Looked at
from behind, he might be mistaken for an itinerant preacher of Quakerish
persuasion, but seen from in front he can be nothing under heaven but the
murderer he is in his soul.

Thus goes he, his every faculty so intent upon his ghastly work that he
sees nothing, hears nothing of the Nemesis that dogs him in the shadows,
pausing when he pauses, looking where he looks, going on again with him
step for step, silent, purposeful and so dreadfully patient.

So come they at last, the Murderer and his Nemesis, to a leafy grove that
all day long has rung with the joyous carolling of birds, but now, hushed
and silent, is a place of gloom meet for dark and stealthy deeds. Within
this place of shadow Murder creeps, seeking a place where, unseen, he may
destroy, but always unconscious of the lurking shape of the Nemesis that
flits ever behind him; suddenly he starts and crouches, to peer along the
glimmering road, for upon the silence is the sound of a man’s light tread
coming at slow, unhurried pace—the footsteps of a man who dreams....
Stay! What other feet are those that come at such wild speed, nearer and
nearer, until they slacken somewhat and a panting voice speaks:

“Your honour ... I was a-coming ... to meet ye.”

“And in mighty haste, Bob!”

“Why ... as to that, sir—’tis growing dark——”

“Since when were you afraid o’ the dark, Bob?”

“Why—it looks like rain, sir.”

“On the contrary, ’tis a very fine night.”

“Why, then—let us walk, your honour.”

“Nay, I’m minded to be alone.”

“But, sir, I——”

“So go you in, Bob, and order supper.”

“But, your honour, I——”

“Pray leave me, Robert.”

“Why, sir—George Potter ... he warned me that——”

“That what?”

“That ’twasn’t, as you might say, healthy for you hereabouts to-night,
sir, and——”

“The thought charms me, Robert. And now—pray be gone.”

“But, sir, if you’ll only——”

“Damme! Will ye go?”

A distressful sigh; the sound of heavy feet unwillingly retreating, feet
that hesitate more than once ere they finally die away. And presently the
light tread comes on again, slow and unhurried as before. Then Murder,
peering from the shadows, crouches low, raises and steadies right hand....

A ringing shot from the denser gloom, a cry of amazement lost in
strangling groan.... A second shot, louder, nearer ... a dreadful gasping
... a horrid thrashing among the underbrush ... silence. Then Sir John,
staring upon that place of horror, began to creep thither ... was aware
that men were running towards him, shouting to one another, and, without
looking, knew these for Robert and George Potter, which last bore a
small, covered lanthorn.

So, together, they entered the little grove, and presently came upon a
stilly shape crouched face down among the underbrush; and beholding the
three-cornered hat of generous cock, the neat wig, the wide-skirted coat,
Mr. Potter whistled softly.

“Rackon Sturton’s got it at last!” quoth he.

“Aye, but—there’s another over here!” cried the Corporal from the denser
shadows. “Aye—another o’ them ... and it looks—it looks like ... bring
the light!”

Coming where stood the Corporal, Mr. Potter bent down, lanthorn in hand,
only to start to his feet again very suddenly.

“Lord!” he exclaimed in awestruck voice. “Why, lord, sirs, this ’un be
Sturton, sure enough ... aye, an’ sure enough dead.... Rackon ’e won’t
never want no more.... But who—who lays over yonder?”

They came back to the first still form and, while Sir John held the
lanthorn, Potter and the Corporal turned it over and, recoiling, stood
mute a while and motionless; for there, scowling up at them in death as
he had so often done in life, was the dead face of my Lord Sayle.




CHAPTER XLVI

TELLS HOW SIR JOHN DERING FLED THE DOWN-COUNTRY


The ancient cross was casting its shadow far athwart the silent street,
for it was very early and the sun but new-risen, therefore the birds
were jubilant, raising a chorus of welcome to the new day; but Sir John,
leaning out from his bedchamber window, gazed down at the battered old
cross very wistfully and sighed deep and often. To him presently entered
Corporal Robert, bearing a valise.

“You ordered the chaise for half after four, Bob?”

“I did, sir.”

“And you ha’ told no one of my proposed departure ... Sir Hector, for
instance?”

“No, sir.”

“Excellent!” murmured Sir John, and sighed immediately.

“I mentioned the matter to nobody, sir—except ... Her, your honour.”

“Her?” exclaimed Sir John, starting. “’S death, man, she is the very last
person—hum! Whom d’ye mean, Bob? What ‘her’?”

“The—one and only, sir ... Ann, your honour.”

“Ha! And d’you tell her—everything?”

“Well—very near, sir.”

“And she still loves ye, Bob ... art sure?”

“I venter so to believe, sir. She—she tells me so, your honour.”

“A good woman’s abiding love,” sighed Sir John, “is a very precious thing
to a man o’ sentiment.”

“Yes, sir.”

“And extreme rare, Bob.” Here Sir John scowled at the old cross and
became bitter all at once. “Aye, indeed, true love in a woman is as hard
to find as flies in winter or ice in summer, by heaven!”

“Indeed, sir?” answered Robert the Imperturbable. “Will you have your
blue and silver in the valise or——”

“Damn my blue and silver!”

“Yes, sir.... Or shall I pack it in the trunk along o’——”

“Curse the trunk! Curse everything! I’m talking o’ love!”

“Very good, your honour.”

“And I say that women’s love is a devilish shy thing, very apt to take
wing and fly away. ’Tis found but to be lost. ’Tis a slight thing and
very transient. Pluck it and it withers, grasp it and it crumbles to
sorry dust, taste it and ’tis ashes in the mouth. ’Tis a bitter-sweet, an
emptiness, a merest bagatelle, an apple o’ Sodom!”

“Indeed, sir? And will you wear your light walking-sword with the
silver——”

“Burn ye, Bob, are ye attending? I said an apple o’ Sodom!”

“Why, your honour, it don’t sound a very tasty fruit.”

Sir John’s gloomy features were lightened by a passing smile.

“Ah, well,” he sighed, “Venus be kind to thee, Bob!... And to-day you
begin your new duties. You will look to the comfort and welfare of the
tenantry?”

“I’ll do my best, sir.”

“Aye, I’m sure you will.”

“Though your honour will be sorely missed.... And the old House o’ Dering
... all done up like noo, such paintin’ and gildin’ ... and now to go
empty still! Aye, High Dering will surely miss your honour.”

“Never i’ the world, Bob!”

“And Sir Hector will likewise miss ye, sir.”

“Aye, he may.”

“And I shall miss your honour.”

“For a little while, mayhap.”

“Always and ever, sir!”

“You will have a young and pretty wife soon, Bob.”

“Aye ... and she will miss ye too, sir—we shall both miss ye.... And
there’s—others, sir——”

“Who, pray?”

“Your lady, sir.”

“I ha’ no lady.”

“I mean Mrs. Rose——”

“There is no such creature!”

“Well, sir, my Lady Barrasdaile, your honour, she will be——”

“Enough!” said Sir John in his haughtiest tone, and regarding the
Corporal with his iciest air of fine-gentlemanly aloofness. “You may
leave me, Robert!”

“But I’ve your honour’s valise to pack, sir, and——”

“Then you may pack it elsewhere ... pray, leave me!”

The Corporal glanced furtively askance, and, noting the droop of Sir
John’s eyelids, the tilt of his chin, gathered up clothes and valise and,
shaking gloomy head, departed forthwith.

Left alone, Sir John leaned pensively from the open casement again, to
survey the deserted, winding street with its narrow pavements, its tiled
roofs, its neat rows of houses, and the battered shaft of its age-worn
cross rising stark against the sun’s level beams, for it was in his mind
that he might never behold this scene again, and he sighed more deeply
than ever; then leaned suddenly to peer down the street, for upon the
air was a sound of approaching feet that woke the echoes—heavy feet that
strode masterfully; and thus he presently espied Sir Hector, his wig
askew, his weatherbeaten hat cocked at combative angle, purpose in every
line of his gigantic figure.

Sir John frowned, pished and psha-ed, and, turning from the window,
summoned Corporal Robert.

“You tell me that Sir Hector is unaware of my early departure?” he
demanded.

“So far as I know, sir.”

“Then what doth he abroad at so unseasonable an hour, pray?”

“Abroad, your honour? Where, sir?”

“Coming up the street—demme! There he is!” exclaimed Sir John pettishly,
as a loud whistle shrilled beneath the window.

“Aye, that will be Sir Hector, your honour.”

“Well, I’ll not see him! Confound everything, I say, I’ll not be
pestered, Bob!”

“Oho, John ... Johnnie ... ocheigh!”

Sir John promptly closed the window, whereupon Sir Hector’s voice rose
but the louder:

“Oho, John ... wull ye no loot me ben?”

“Damme, but he’ll rouse the village!” cried Sir John.

“Shall I go down and let him in, your honour?”

“Yes, yes, in the devil’s name! And hurry, he’ll be roaring in a moment.”

Downstairs hasted Corporal Robert and opened the door, thus checking Sir
Hector in the very commencement of an eldritch Highland war-cry, who
nodded grimly and mounted the stair forthwith.

“Weel, Johnnie,” quoth he, “sae ye’re gangin’, lad, awa’ frae your
friends——”

“In about twenty minutes, Hector.”

“Aye! An’ whyfor maun ye steal awa’ wi’ no sae muckle as a grup o’ the
hand?”

“I intended to write to you, Hector.”

“Aye! An’ what o’ the leddies ... especially one?”

“I trust they are blooming in all health.”

“Aye! An’ whyfor maun ye rin awa’? Why maun we twine?”

“Because, since my Lord Sayle hath ceased to be, I languish for an
object, Hector. The country wearies me.”

“Aye! An’ whaur are ye intendin’ for?”

“London or Paris, perchance both.”

“Ou aye! An’ whiles ye’re gallivantin’ yonder, what o’ the puir, sweet
lass wha’s breakin’ her heart for ye? What o’ Rose—no, the Leddy
Herminia?”

“I venture to think her heart, if she hath one, is as sound as ever——”

“Ha! O man, I whiles wonder at ye!”

“Faith, Hector, the heart o’ your finished coquette is a tough morsel——”

“And—ye loved her once, John!”

“I admit the folly, Hector. But my lady, happily for me, very
deliberately and effectively killed that very preposterously foolish
passion.”

“She slaughtered it unco’ quick, John, I’m thinkin’!”

“Yet none the less effectually, Hector.”

“Ah, John lad, but true love taketh a deal o’ killing, and moreover——”

“Gad’s life!” laughed Sir John. “What know you o’ love?”

Sir Hector quailed somewhat, dropped his hat and grew uncommonly red in
the face, picking it up.

“Why, since you ask,” he answered, “I—I’ve read some such in a book....
But, talkin’ o’ Rose—Herminia——”

“Is so much waste o’ time and breath, Hector.”

“John ... O Johnnie, dae ye mean that?”

“Extremely!”

“You hae no desire to see her, or hear——”

“Positively no!”

“Then ye’re a heartless gomeril!”

“Venus be thanked!”

“Man, are ye gone gyte? John, this is no’ like ye. ’Tis unworthy! This
smacks o’ pride an’ fulish pique!” Sir John flushed angrily and opened
the lattice.

“Enough, Hector!” said he, glancing out into the street. “Let us converse
of other things—my chaise should be here soon.”

“John,” continued Sir Hector in his most precise English, “thou’rt
throwing away a great love, such a love as cometh to bless but few poor
mortals, and then but once, for true love, John, being lightly scorned,
cometh not again ... forbye, I read this in a book also!... But, O lad,
’tis in my mind you shall come to rue this bitterly—aye, to your last
hour.”

“Why, then, pray heaven I live not overlong!”

Sir Hector stared into the coldly smiling face before him much as it had
been the face of a stranger.

“Why, then, I’m by with ye, John!” sighed he. “Only this, either you are
utterly heartless and selfish or....”

“Or, Hector?”

“Or agonising for her in your heart!”

“And yonder,” said Sir John, glancing from the window—“yonder is the
chaise at last, I think.”

The vehicle in question having drawn up before the inn, Sir John put on
hat and cloak and they descended the stair, all three, and with never a
word between them.

“The valises, Robert?”

“Here, your honour!”

“The trunk, Robert?”

“Aye, sir!” And, beckoning to the post-boy, Robert hurried back upstairs,
leaving Sir John to glance at the chaise, the horses, the blue sky and
the deserted street, while Sir Hector stared gloomily at his own shabby
hat, turning it over and over as if it had been some rare and very
curious object.

“’Tis to Parus ye’ll be gangin’, John?”

“Very like, Hector.”

“An’ the de’il! Aye, ’tis the muckle de’il ye’re bound for, lad!”

“Not necessarily, Hector.”

“Troth, an’ indeed Auld Hornie’ll hae ye in his cloofs for guid and a’
this time. Oh, ’tis waefu’ an’ a’ by reason o’ your stubborn, wilfu’
pride!... An’ here was Auld Hector dreamin’ o’ ye settlin’ doon at
last wi’ a bonny wife ... aye, an’ bairns, mebbe!... I was thinkin’ if
... your first chanced to be a boy ... mebbe you’d name him after me.
Hector’s no sic a bad name, Johnnie ... but now....”

“Now, Hector, seeing I have not the remotest thought of marrying, why
not get wed yourself ... Mrs. Saunders, say ... and call your first son
‘John’ after me?”

“Whisht, lad, dinna lichtlie the matter! Do not mock, sir!”

“I speak in all seriousness, Hector.”

“Do not make me a jest, sir! Do not sneer at an old man’s dreams.... They
were very dear, very sacred to me. And now they lie shattered by your
detestable selfishness ... and I am an old man indeed!”

“Though you never looked stronger, Hector!”

“And what o’ your tenantry, your people that should be your
responsibility?”

“I leave them in good and, I think, capable hands.”

“And Dering Manor, John ... the old house you’ve just had made habitable,
will you leave it to emptiness and decay?”

Sir John turned to stare down the empty street.

“Go you and live there, Hector,” said he at last. “Why not? Mayhap
I shall come back one day, but ... just now I—I could not bear the
place.... And, thank heaven, here they come with the trunk!” So saying,
Sir John stepped rather hastily into the chaise as Robert and the
post-boy appeared, bearing the leathern trunk between them.

“All aboard, Bob?”

“Aye, your honour.”

“You will write every week regarding the estates?”

“Every week, sir.”

“Then good-bye, Bob!”

“Good-bye, your honour!” And, having shaken the hand Sir John extended,
the Corporal took three steps to the rear and stood at attention.

“Good-bye, Hector!”

“Fare ye weel, John! An’ ... ye’ve nae worrd for her ... no message?
Juist ane worrd, John?”

“Not one, Hector!”

“Aweel, guid-bye, lad! An’ when ye’re weary an’ waeful an’ heartsick,
come back tae Alfriston, to the Downs, tae auld Hector as lo’es ye vera
weel—guid-bye!” Then Sir Hector nodded, the post-boy cracked his whip and
the chaise rolled away.




CHAPTER XLVII

TELLETH HOW MY LADY HERMINIA BARRASDAILE WENT A-WOOING


It was a golden morning; beyond dew-spangled hedgerows stretched green
meadows where brooks sparkled and the river gleamed, while afar, to right
and left, rose the majestic shapes of Windover and Firle Beacon.

Never had the country looked so fair, never had it filled him with such
yearning; never had the birds carolled so joyously. And very soon,
instead of this widespread smiling countryside he loved so much, the
reverent hush and stillness of these everlasting hills, the rugged,
simple folk he had learned to honour and respect, in place of all this
would be the narrow, roaring streets of London, the glitter of Mayfair,
the whirl of Paris.... Emptiness and Desolation! Sir John sighed again
and closed his eyes wearily.

Presently from an inner pocket he took a wallet, whence he extracted a
small, folded paper and, opening this, beheld a thick curl of glossy
black hair; for a long moment he gazed down at this; then, taking it
from the paper, made to toss it from the chaise window. But, as he did
so, the pretty thing twined itself softly about his finger and clung
there, whereupon he sighed, raised it suddenly to his lips, kissed it
passionately and cast it forth, shaking it violently from his hand much
as if it had stung him.

And now from the wallet he drew a folded parchment, and frowned at the
words that stared at him therefrom in fair black and white:

    A special Licence of Marriage, between....

Beholding which words, he laughed bitterly and made to tear the thing,
then paused, folded and replaced it in the wallet, and thrusting this
back into his pocket, sat in frowning reverie.

Thus drove Sir John through the golden morning, looking neither to right
nor left, scowling at the cushions before him, at his buckled shoes, his
silk stockings, at anything and anywhere rather than the countryside he
was leaving.

Nevertheless he was about to order the post-boy to drive faster, when the
chaise slowed up suddenly and jolted to a standstill.

Out of the window went Sir John’s indignant head on the instant.

“What the devil are ye stopping for?” he demanded. “What’s the matter?”

“I dunno, sir,” answered the post-boy, pointing with his whip, “but ’twas
all along o’ ’er ... in the middle o’ the road, sir!”

Forth from the chaise leapt Sir John in a fury.

“Damme, are ye drunk?” he demanded.

“Nary a drop, your honour, since nine o’clock las’ night, on my David,
sir! But theer she was, your honour, in the middle o’ the fair-way, d’ye
see, a-wavin’ of ’er arms wild-like ... wouldn’t move, an’ us nigh a-top
of ’er, so pull up I ’ad to, sir.”

“Ah!” quoth Sir John. “And now, my good Addlepate, will you pray inform
me what the devil you are stopping for?”

“Why, lord, sir, ain’t I a-tellin’ your honour as she came out o’ the
’edge yonder all suddent-like, an’ waved ’er arms wild-like an’——”

“Aye, my good numbskull, but who?”

“A ’ooman, sir, a precious big ’un in a——”

“Then where is she, my good clod, where is she?”

“Here!” answered a voice.

Sir John spun round upon his heel and very nearly gaped.

She was sitting in the chaise, her eyes very bright, her cheeks a little
flushed beneath the hood of the long grey cloak that enfolded her.

For a long moment they gazed at one another speechlessly, while the
post-boy sucked at the knob of his whip and stared with eyes round and
bright as his buttons, for whose behoof Sir John presently spoke.

“Madame,” said he, bowing with extreme ceremony, “I trust we ha’n’t kept
your ladyship long a-waiting!... You may drive on, my addle-brained
wiseacre, and pocket this guinea for possessing the wit not to run over a
lady in broad daylight.” So saying, Sir John bestowed the coin, got into
the chaise and closed the door, whereupon the jubilant post-boy cracked
his whip ecstatically, chirruped gaily to his horses, and they drove on
again.

“And now, madame,” inquired Sir John coldly, eyelids a-droop, chin
uptilted, and seated as far from her as the narrow vehicle allowed,
“pray, what folly is this?”

“Folly, indeed, John, to run away ... and so very early in the morning,
too!”

“How came you hither, madame?”

“In George Potter’s cart.... And do not be so extreme distant, John ...
for thee I left my warm bed at sunrise!”

“Your ladyship amazes me!”

“Merely because, sir, with all your knowledge of womankind, you don’t
in the very least apprehend this woman.... O John, didst think I would
suffer thee to steal thyself from me, so?”

“And why are you here, madame?”

“To woo thee,” she answered softly, “to seek thy love.”

Sir John started and turned to glance out of the window.

“How—how did you learn that I was leaving?” he questioned hastily.

“Old Penelope told me ... and, John dear, she gave me a charm; a very
potent spell should prevail with thee, an’ my poor pleading may not.”

Now, hearing the soft yearning in her voice, conscious of all the new,
sweet gentleness of her as, tremulous, wistful, she leaned towards him
appealingly, he looked resolutely out of the window.

“Spells and charms the most potent, my lady, shall prove of none avail,
for my love is surely dead!”

“Nay, thou foolish John, perchance it may swoon a little, but ’tis not
dead, for love that is of the true sort may never die. And thy love,
methinks, is a true love indeed.”

“It was,” he corrected; “and you made of it a mock——”

“Nay, I did but laugh, John, but not at thy dear love-making.... Oh,
indeed, thou’rt the merest man to be so blind! My laughter was by reason
o’ the broken ornament, the tumbled chair, my torn gown.... I must ha’
seemed so clumsy ... but the room was so strait and I always feel myself
so hugely vast! My laughter, John, was merest hysteria, which was strange
in me, for I was never so before.”

“Ha—never?” he questioned suddenly.

“Never with thee, John.”

“The night Death crawled upon me in the hedge?”

“And I shielded thy dear body with mine, John ... because I feared for
thee, loved thee, and would ha’ died for thee.... And ’twas because of
the last five years, the evil I had spoken of thee, the harms I had
wickedly tried to work thee ... this was why I would have died for thee,
John, this, but never hysteria.... Aye, I know, indeed, I so named it,
but this was only because I could think of naught else to retort upon
thee with....”

“Couldst indeed be so cruel?” he questioned more gently, but with his
gaze still averted.

“Yet am I kinder than thou,” she answered, “for if thou wilt break
my poor heart and ruin my life, I will not suffer thee to break thine
own.... So am I here beseeching thee to come back to love and me and the
dear Down-country.”

“Nay, this cannot be.”

“Because I do love thee truly, John.”

“This I cannot believe.”

“Why, then, John, I am here to follow thee where thou wilt, to beseech
thy forgiveness, to supplicate thee to love me a little ... and because I
am thine own, now and always, thou dear, brave, kind, cruel, unbelieving,
wise and most foolish John! Wilt not look at me even now? Then needs must
I use old Penelope’s charm!”

Speaking thus, she thrust something into his fingers, and he saw this for
the miniature of his long-dead father.

“Ah!” he exclaimed. “What o’ this?”

“You must open it, John. Penelope bid me tell you to open the back and
read what your father wrote there so many years agone.”

Mutely he obeyed, and, inscribed in small, clear characters, saw this:

                                 Beloved,
                               though death
                             must needs come
                           to us soon or late,
                           yet do I know we can
                           never die since Love
                            is immortal. So by
                          thy love shall I live
                             on beyond death
                              with thee for
                                ever. Thy
                               John Dering.

For a while he sat staring at this message from the “living” dead; at
last, and suddenly, he turned and looked at her.

“John,” she whispered, “take me, beloved, and so let us make each other
immortal.”

Then Sir John reached out his arms and, drawing her to him, gazed deep
into her eyes.

“Herminia,” said he, “O Rose o’ love ... my Rose in very truth, at last!”

“For thy wearing, John,” she sighed, “or needs must I fade soon and
wither utterly away.”




CHAPTER XLVIII

WHICH IS, HAPPILY, THE LAST


Old Mr. Dumbrell, perched in George Potter’s cart behind the likely
horse, blinked at the setting sun and shook his head; quoth he:

“The longer oi live, Jarge, the more sartin-sure be oi that there be no
sich thing as gratitood nowheres, no!”

“What be troublin’ of ’ee now, Gaffer?”

“Thinkin’ o’ Sir John Dering, oi be. Oh, ’e’s mebbe this an’ that an’
t’other, but oi calls ’im naun but a ongrateful young barrynet!”

“Lord, old ’un,” remonstrated Mr. Potter, “ain’t ’e given ye your
cottage, rent free?”

“Wot o’ that?” snarled the Aged Soul. “Ain’t ’e got ’unnerds an’
thousands o’ cottages? Wot’s a cottage?”

“Well, but ain’t ’e likewise give ye that little medder be’ind your
cottage?”

“Oi never said ’e ’adn’t, did oi?”

“Aye, but ain’t ’e give ye a cow along o’ the medder an’ a couple o’ fat
’ogs?”

“Wot of ’em?” screeched the Aged One indignantly. “Oi bean’t complainin’
o’ they, be oi? No, my trouble be ’im a-goin’ away an’ never s’ much as
a word to oi ... an’ me sech a very old, aged Soul as can’t live much
longer, an’ ’im a-leavin’ pore old oi wi’ never no good-bye ... an’ never
sendin’ me that theer arm-cheer as ’e promised faithful!”

“Arm-cheer?” repeated Mr. Potter inquiringly.

“Ah! ’Osea,’ says ’e, aye, an’ called me ’is friend, ’e did, ’Osea,’ says
’e, ‘you shall set in comfort arl your days,’ ’e sez—them were ’is very
words! An’ I’ve been ’opin’ an’ a-waitin’ an’ expectin’ that theer cheer
ever since.... An’ look wot I done for ’e!”

“Wot?” demanded Mr. Potter.

“Why, didn’t oi comfort ’e an’ talk to ’e when arl the world was agin’
him? Didn’t oi speak up for ’e on arl ’casions, ah—an’ mak’ love for ’e
to ’is sweet-’eart, tu? Wasn’t oi loike a feäther an’ mother arl rolled
into one? An’ now ’ere be oi, an’ ’im gone—an’ no cheer!”

It was at this moment that, turning into the main road, they beheld
a dusty chaise approaching at a smart trot, whereupon, the way being
somewhat narrow, Mr. Potter pulled aside to make room; but scarcely had
he done so than a cheery voice hailed him, the chaise pulled up, and out
from the window came a bewigged head.

“Why, Potter—George Potter,” cried a merry voice. “God bless ye, George;
’tis very well met! And my friend Hosea too! How art thou, my Aged Soul?
I vow thou’rt looking younger than ever!”

“Lord, Sir John!” exclaimed Mr. Potter heartily, “I be main glad to see
ye back, sir.”

“And I’m back for good, George ... aye, for good of every kind and sort,
I hope——”

“Why, then, that theer cheer, Sir John!” piped the Aged One. “Wot about
my arm-cheer?”

“’E means the cheer your honour promised ’im, sir,” explained Mr. Potter.

“Chair?” repeated Sir John in laughing puzzlement. “I fear I don’t recall
... but we will talk of this later. For the present, George, I want you
to drive over to old Penelope and warn her that she hath visitors on the
way to drink tea with her——”

“Say two visitors, Mr. Potter,” laughed a second voice, and over Sir
John’s shoulder peeped my lady’s lovely face; whereupon Mr. Potter
flourished his whip exultantly and, wheeling the likely horse, drove off
at such a pace that he was necessitated to hug the small, protesting
Aged Soul for safety’s sake.

“’Twill give our revered witch due time to don the silken gown, mayhap,
my Rose o’ love.”

“Aye, though—I think ’tis donned already, sir.”

“She expects us, then?”

“She doth, John!... And Aunt Lucinda will be there, and Sir Hector ...
unless we have outworn their patience.”

“But what shall bring them there? How know you this, child?”

“’Faith, sir, ’tis because I invited ’em to meet us at Penelope’s
cottage——”

“Ha, wert so sure we should come back together, my Herminia?”

“Why, of course, John dear. Though I little thought we should ha’ kept
them so long a-waiting—see, the sun is set already and—nay, sir ... oh,
for mercy’s sake, John ... you’ll ha’ my hair all down——”

“You’ll look but the lovelier——”

“Nay, prithee ... oh, hark, John! Dost hear, dost hear how they welcome
thee home at last, beloved?”

Upon the air rose a sudden, glad riot of bells lustily rung, a faint,
silvery pealing that grew momentarily louder, until the joyous clamour
thrilled in the air all about them.

“Hark, my John, where they welcome Dering of Dering home at last!”

“And his most dear lady!” he answered, drawing her close. “For, O my
Herminia, my Rose-child, thou shalt teach him to live to better purpose
... by thee ‘The Wicked Dering’ shall——”

“Ah, hush!” she murmured. “He was but a dream ... but thou, my dear,
brave, noble, most honourable ... oh, wilt stifle me, John? Nay, they
will see us——”

So in due season they drove into the winding street of High Dering
where stood folk to cheer, to flourish hats and flutter scarves a little
shyly, but to fall suddenly silent and stare wide-eyed as Sir John, my
lady beside him, paused bare-headed to salute that solitary old creature
whom all had scorned so long and persecuted as a witch; silent she stood
leaning upon her staff, but in all the glory of rustling silk and belaced
mutch, her indomitable old head aloft, her bright, old eyes keen as ever,
yet surely strangely gentle for a witch. And now Sir John was speaking,
his clear voice very plain to be heard:

“Good friend Penelope, the years have been very cruel and hard for thee.
But indeed thy sufferings have not been wholly in vain, as I think, and
henceforth, John Dering shall be the first to do thee honour.” So saying,
he took that worn and shrivelled hand, drawing it within his arm, and so
brought her to the cottage gate where stood the Duchess, glad-eyed, with
Sir Hector towering gigantic behind her.

But now Mr. Potter’s voice was heard in placid exhortation:

“Come, friends and neighbours, cheer now, a cheer for Dering o’ Dering
and his lady!” Hereupon, led by Mr. Potter’s stentorian voice and the
Aged Soul’s shrill pipe, they cheered full-throated and with a will. “An’
now, neighbours, one more for old Pen, as be true Sussex through an’
through, barn an’ bred——”

“Aye, cheer, ye fules!” shrilled the Aged Soul, flourishing his hat.
“Beller for ol’ Pen, an’ dannel ’im as doan’t, says oi!”

“Hoot-toot, Johnnie-man,” quoth Sir Hector as they crossed the little
garden, “ye kept us waitin’ a’ the day whiles ye made up your mind,
it seems-an’ me in ma vera best clo’es, y’ ken—but ’twas worth it,
lad, and—why, what now?” For old Penelope had paused suddenly to take
my lady’s hand to gaze on it through gathering tears and kiss it with
strange fervour.

“What, John—a ring?” exclaimed Sir Hector—“an’ a weddin’-ring,
forbye—already? Why, man, doth it mean——”

“Ah, Sir Hector,” cried old Penelope, “it do mean as the dead, as liveth
for ever, hath spoke from beyond his grave ... it meaneth, God be
praised, that true love is immortal indeed!” So, hand in hand, the old
woman and the young entered the cottage.

“But, Johnnie, wull ye be for tellin’ me that it means——?”

“That they are married, sir,” answered the little Duchess—“wooed and won
and wedded, sir! Which is great joy to me, for our Herminia hath found
a man shall rule her rigorously at last; in a word, master her megrims,
control, curb and constrain her contrariness as only a masterful man
might.”

“Wooed and won ... rule rigorously,” murmured Sir Hector, “curb and
constrain——”

“Well, sir, well, why must you mop and mow and mutter like a mere male?
Wouldst not do the same, sir?”

Then, looking down into the little Duchess’s strangely youthful eyes, Sir
Hector emitted that sound to which no one but a true-born Scot may give
utterance, and which, so far as poor words go, may be roughly translated
thus:

“Umph-humph!” quoth Sir Hector Lauchlan MacLean.




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