Transcribed from the Charles Scribner’s Sons “Works of Charles Dickens”
edition by David Price, email ccx074@pglaf.org

           [Picture: Frontispiece to The Cricket on the Hearth]





                        THE CRICKET ON THE HEARTH
                           A Fairy Tale of Home


                                    TO
                               LORD JEFFREY
                      THIS LITTLE STORY IS INSCRIBED
                                   WITH
                THE AFFECTION AND ATTACHMENT OF HIS FRIEND

                                                                THE AUTHOR

_December_, 1845

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CHAPTER I—Chirp the First


The kettle began it!  Don’t tell me what Mrs. Peerybingle said.  I know
better.  Mrs. Peerybingle may leave it on record to the end of time that
she couldn’t say which of them began it; but, I say the kettle did.  I
ought to know, I hope!  The kettle began it, full five minutes by the
little waxy-faced Dutch clock in the corner, before the Cricket uttered a
chirp.

As if the clock hadn’t finished striking, and the convulsive little
Haymaker at the top of it, jerking away right and left with a scythe in
front of a Moorish Palace, hadn’t mowed down half an acre of imaginary
grass before the Cricket joined in at all!

Why, I am not naturally positive.  Every one knows that.  I wouldn’t set
my own opinion against the opinion of Mrs. Peerybingle, unless I were
quite sure, on any account whatever.  Nothing should induce me.  But,
this is a question of fact.  And the fact is, that the kettle began it, at
least five minutes before the Cricket gave any sign of being in
existence.  Contradict me, and I’ll say ten.

Let me narrate exactly how it happened.  I should have proceeded to do so
in my very first word, but for this plain consideration—if I am to tell a
story I must begin at the beginning; and how is it possible to begin at
the beginning, without beginning at the kettle?

It appeared as if there were a sort of match, or trial of skill, you must
understand, between the kettle and the Cricket.  And this is what led to
it, and how it came about.

Mrs. Peerybingle, going out into the raw twilight, and clicking over the
wet stones in a pair of pattens that worked innumerable rough impressions
of the first proposition in Euclid all about the yard—Mrs. Peerybingle
filled the kettle at the water-butt.  Presently returning, less the
pattens (and a good deal less, for they were tall and Mrs. Peerybingle
was but short), she set the kettle on the fire.  In doing which she lost
her temper, or mislaid it for an instant; for, the water being
uncomfortably cold, and in that slippy, slushy, sleety sort of state
wherein it seems to penetrate through every kind of substance, patten
rings included—had laid hold of Mrs. Peerybingle’s toes, and even
splashed her legs.  And when we rather plume ourselves (with reason too)
upon our legs, and keep ourselves particularly neat in point of
stockings, we find this, for the moment, hard to bear.

Besides, the kettle was aggravating and obstinate.  It wouldn’t allow
itself to be adjusted on the top bar; it wouldn’t hear of accommodating
itself kindly to the knobs of coal; it _would_ lean forward with a
drunken air, and dribble, a very Idiot of a kettle, on the hearth.  It
was quarrelsome, and hissed and spluttered morosely at the fire.  To sum
up all, the lid, resisting Mrs. Peerybingle’s fingers, first of all
turned topsy-turvy, and then, with an ingenious pertinacity deserving of
a better cause, dived sideways in—down to the very bottom of the kettle.
And the hull of the Royal George has never made half the monstrous
resistance to coming out of the water, which the lid of that kettle
employed against Mrs. Peerybingle, before she got it up again.

It looked sullen and pig-headed enough, even then; carrying its handle
with an air of defiance, and cocking its spout pertly and mockingly at
Mrs. Peerybingle, as if it said, ‘I won’t boil.  Nothing shall induce
me!’

But Mrs. Peerybingle, with restored good humour, dusted her chubby little
hands against each other, and sat down before the kettle, laughing.
Meantime, the jolly blaze uprose and fell, flashing and gleaming on the
little Haymaker at the top of the Dutch clock, until one might have
thought he stood stock still before the Moorish Palace, and nothing was
in motion but the flame.

He was on the move, however; and had his spasms, two to the second, all
right and regular.  But, his sufferings when the clock was going to
strike, were frightful to behold; and, when a Cuckoo looked out of a
trap-door in the Palace, and gave note six times, it shook him, each
time, like a spectral voice—or like a something wiry, plucking at his
legs.

It was not until a violent commotion and a whirring noise among the
weights and ropes below him had quite subsided, that this terrified
Haymaker became himself again.  Nor was he startled without reason; for
these rattling, bony skeletons of clocks are very disconcerting in their
operation, and I wonder very much how any set of men, but most of all how
Dutchmen, can have had a liking to invent them.  There is a popular
belief that Dutchmen love broad cases and much clothing for their own
lower selves; and they might know better than to leave their clocks so
very lank and unprotected, surely.

Now it was, you observe, that the kettle began to spend the evening.  Now
it was, that the kettle, growing mellow and musical, began to have
irrepressible gurglings in its throat, and to indulge in short vocal
snorts, which it checked in the bud, as if it hadn’t quite made up its
mind yet, to be good company.  Now it was, that after two or three such
vain attempts to stifle its convivial sentiments, it threw off all
moroseness, all reserve, and burst into a stream of song so cosy and
hilarious, as never maudlin nightingale yet formed the least idea of.

So plain too!  Bless you, you might have understood it like a book—better
than some books you and I could name, perhaps.  With its warm breath
gushing forth in a light cloud which merrily and gracefully ascended a
few feet, then hung about the chimney-corner as its own domestic Heaven,
it trolled its song with that strong energy of cheerfulness, that its
iron body hummed and stirred upon the fire; and the lid itself, the
recently rebellious lid—such is the influence of a bright
example—performed a sort of jig, and clattered like a deaf and dumb young
cymbal that had never known the use of its twin brother.

That this song of the kettle’s was a song of invitation and welcome to
somebody out of doors: to somebody at that moment coming on, towards the
snug small home and the crisp fire: there is no doubt whatever.  Mrs.
Peerybingle knew it, perfectly, as she sat musing before the hearth.
It’s a dark night, sang the kettle, and the rotten leaves are lying by
the way; and, above, all is mist and darkness, and, below, all is mire
and clay; and there’s only one relief in all the sad and murky air; and I
don’t know that it is one, for it’s nothing but a glare; of deep and
angry crimson, where the sun and wind together; set a brand upon the
clouds for being guilty of such weather; and the widest open country is a
long dull streak of black; and there’s hoar-frost on the finger-post, and
thaw upon the track; and the ice it isn’t water, and the water isn’t
free; and you couldn’t say that anything is what it ought to be; but he’s
coming, coming, coming!—

And here, if you like, the Cricket DID chime in! with a Chirrup, Chirrup,
Chirrup of such magnitude, by way of chorus; with a voice so astoundingly
disproportionate to its size, as compared with the kettle; (size! you
couldn’t see it!) that if it had then and there burst itself like an
overcharged gun, if it had fallen a victim on the spot, and chirruped its
little body into fifty pieces, it would have seemed a natural and
inevitable consequence, for which it had expressly laboured.

The kettle had had the last of its solo performance.  It persevered with
undiminished ardour; but the Cricket took first fiddle and kept it.  Good
Heaven, how it chirped!  Its shrill, sharp, piercing voice resounded
through the house, and seemed to twinkle in the outer darkness like a
star.  There was an indescribable little trill and tremble in it, at its
loudest, which suggested its being carried off its legs, and made to leap
again, by its own intense enthusiasm.  Yet they went very well together,
the Cricket and the kettle.  The burden of the song was still the same;
and louder, louder, louder still, they sang it in their emulation.

The fair little listener—for fair she was, and young: though something of
what is called the dumpling shape; but I don’t myself object to
that—lighted a candle, glanced at the Haymaker on the top of the clock,
who was getting in a pretty average crop of minutes; and looked out of
the window, where she saw nothing, owing to the darkness, but her own
face imaged in the glass.  And my opinion is (and so would yours have
been), that she might have looked a long way, and seen nothing half so
agreeable.  When she came back, and sat down in her former seat, the
Cricket and the kettle were still keeping it up, with a perfect fury of
competition.  The kettle’s weak side clearly being, that he didn’t know
when he was beat.

There was all the excitement of a race about it.  Chirp, chirp, chirp!
Cricket a mile ahead.  Hum, hum, hum—m—m!  Kettle making play in the
distance, like a great top.  Chirp, chirp, chirp!  Cricket round the
corner.  Hum, hum, hum—m—m!  Kettle sticking to him in his own way; no
idea of giving in.  Chirp, chirp, chirp!  Cricket fresher than ever.
Hum, hum, hum—m—m!  Kettle slow and steady.  Chirp, chirp, chirp!
Cricket going in to finish him.  Hum, hum, hum—m—m!  Kettle not to be
finished.  Until at last they got so jumbled together, in the
hurry-skurry, helter-skelter, of the match, that whether the kettle
chirped and the Cricket hummed, or the Cricket chirped and the kettle
hummed, or they both chirped and both hummed, it would have taken a
clearer head than yours or mine to have decided with anything like
certainty.  But, of this, there is no doubt: that, the kettle and the
Cricket, at one and the same moment, and by some power of amalgamation
best known to themselves, sent, each, his fireside song of comfort
streaming into a ray of the candle that shone out through the window, and
a long way down the lane.  And this light, bursting on a certain person
who, on the instant, approached towards it through the gloom, expressed
the whole thing to him, literally in a twinkling, and cried, ‘Welcome
home, old fellow!  Welcome home, my boy!’

This end attained, the kettle, being dead beat, boiled over, and was
taken off the fire.  Mrs. Peerybingle then went running to the door,
where, what with the wheels of a cart, the tramp of a horse, the voice of
a man, the tearing in and out of an excited dog, and the surprising and
mysterious appearance of a baby, there was soon the very What’s-his-name
to pay.

Where the baby came from, or how Mrs. Peerybingle got hold of it in that
flash of time, _I_ don’t know.  But a live baby there was, in Mrs.
Peerybingle’s arms; and a pretty tolerable amount of pride she seemed to
have in it, when she was drawn gently to the fire, by a sturdy figure of
a man, much taller and much older than herself, who had to stoop a long
way down, to kiss her.  But she was worth the trouble.  Six foot six,
with the lumbago, might have done it.

‘Oh goodness, John!’ said Mrs. P.  ‘What a state you are in with the
weather!’

He was something the worse for it, undeniably.  The thick mist hung in
clots upon his eyelashes like candied thaw; and between the fog and fire
together, there were rainbows in his very whiskers.

‘Why, you see, Dot,’ John made answer, slowly, as he unrolled a shawl
from about his throat; and warmed his hands; ‘it—it an’t exactly summer
weather.  So, no wonder.’

‘I wish you wouldn’t call me Dot, John.  I don’t like it,’ said Mrs.
Peerybingle: pouting in a way that clearly showed she _did_ like it, very
much.

‘Why what else are you?’ returned John, looking down upon her with a
smile, and giving her waist as light a squeeze as his huge hand and arm
could give.  ‘A dot and’—here he glanced at the baby—‘a dot and carry—I
won’t say it, for fear I should spoil it; but I was very near a joke.  I
don’t know as ever I was nearer.’

He was often near to something or other very clever, by his own account:
this lumbering, slow, honest John; this John so heavy, but so light of
spirit; so rough upon the surface, but so gentle at the core; so dull
without, so quick within; so stolid, but so good!  Oh Mother Nature, give
thy children the true poetry of heart that hid itself in this poor
Carrier’s breast—he was but a Carrier by the way—and we can bear to have
them talking prose, and leading lives of prose; and bear to bless thee
for their company!

It was pleasant to see Dot, with her little figure, and her baby in her
arms: a very doll of a baby: glancing with a coquettish thoughtfulness at
the fire, and inclining her delicate little head just enough on one side
to let it rest in an odd, half-natural, half-affected, wholly nestling
and agreeable manner, on the great rugged figure of the Carrier.  It was
pleasant to see him, with his tender awkwardness, endeavouring to adapt
his rude support to her slight need, and make his burly middle-age a
leaning-staff not inappropriate to her blooming youth.  It was pleasant
to observe how Tilly Slowboy, waiting in the background for the baby,
took special cognizance (though in her earliest teens) of this grouping;
and stood with her mouth and eyes wide open, and her head thrust forward,
taking it in as if it were air.  Nor was it less agreeable to observe how
John the Carrier, reference being made by Dot to the aforesaid baby,
checked his hand when on the point of touching the infant, as if he
thought he might crack it; and bending down, surveyed it from a safe
distance, with a kind of puzzled pride, such as an amiable mastiff might
be supposed to show, if he found himself, one day, the father of a young
canary.

‘An’t he beautiful, John?  Don’t he look precious in his sleep?’

‘Very precious,’ said John.  ‘Very much so.  He generally _is_ asleep,
an’t he?’

‘Lor, John!  Good gracious no!’

‘Oh,’ said John, pondering.  ‘I thought his eyes was generally shut.
Halloa!’

‘Goodness, John, how you startle one!’

‘It an’t right for him to turn ’em up in that way!’ said the astonished
Carrier, ‘is it?  See how he’s winking with both of ’em at once!  And
look at his mouth!  Why he’s gasping like a gold and silver fish!’

‘You don’t deserve to be a father, you don’t,’ said Dot, with all the
dignity of an experienced matron.  ‘But how should you know what little
complaints children are troubled with, John!  You wouldn’t so much as
know their names, you stupid fellow.’  And when she had turned the baby
over on her left arm, and had slapped its back as a restorative, she
pinched her husband’s ear, laughing.

‘No,’ said John, pulling off his outer coat.  ‘It’s very true, Dot.  I
don’t know much about it.  I only know that I’ve been fighting pretty
stiffly with the wind to-night.  It’s been blowing north-east, straight
into the cart, the whole way home.’

‘Poor old man, so it has!’ cried Mrs. Peerybingle, instantly becoming
very active.  ‘Here!  Take the precious darling, Tilly, while I make
myself of some use.  Bless it, I could smother it with kissing it, I
could!  Hie then, good dog!  Hie, Boxer, boy!  Only let me make the tea
first, John; and then I’ll help you with the parcels, like a busy bee.
“How doth the little”—and all the rest of it, you know, John.  Did you
ever learn “how doth the little,” when you went to school, John?’

‘Not to quite know it,’ John returned.  ‘I was very near it once.  But I
should only have spoilt it, I dare say.’

‘Ha ha,’ laughed Dot.  She had the blithest little laugh you ever heard.
‘What a dear old darling of a dunce you are, John, to be sure!’

Not at all disputing this position, John went out to see that the boy
with the lantern, which had been dancing to and fro before the door and
window, like a Will of the Wisp, took due care of the horse; who was
fatter than you would quite believe, if I gave you his measure, and so
old that his birthday was lost in the mists of antiquity.  Boxer, feeling
that his attentions were due to the family in general, and must be
impartially distributed, dashed in and out with bewildering inconstancy;
now, describing a circle of short barks round the horse, where he was
being rubbed down at the stable-door; now feigning to make savage rushes
at his mistress, and facetiously bringing himself to sudden stops; now,
eliciting a shriek from Tilly Slowboy, in the low nursing-chair near the
fire, by the unexpected application of his moist nose to her countenance;
now, exhibiting an obtrusive interest in the baby; now, going round and
round upon the hearth, and lying down as if he had established himself
for the night; now, getting up again, and taking that nothing of a
fag-end of a tail of his, out into the weather, as if he had just
remembered an appointment, and was off, at a round trot, to keep it.

‘There!  There’s the teapot, ready on the hob!’ said Dot; as briskly busy
as a child at play at keeping house.  ‘And there’s the old knuckle of
ham; and there’s the butter; and there’s the crusty loaf, and all!
Here’s the clothes-basket for the small parcels, John, if you’ve got any
there—where are you, John?’

‘Don’t let the dear child fall under the grate, Tilly, whatever you do!’

It may be noted of Miss Slowboy, in spite of her rejecting the caution
with some vivacity, that she had a rare and surprising talent for getting
this baby into difficulties and had several times imperilled its short
life, in a quiet way peculiarly her own.  She was of a spare and straight
shape, this young lady, insomuch that her garments appeared to be in
constant danger of sliding off those sharp pegs, her shoulders, on which
they were loosely hung.  Her costume was remarkable for the partial
development, on all possible occasions, of some flannel vestment of a
singular structure; also for affording glimpses, in the region of the
back, of a corset, or pair of stays, in colour a dead-green.  Being
always in a state of gaping admiration at everything, and absorbed,
besides, in the perpetual contemplation of her mistress’s perfections and
the baby’s, Miss Slowboy, in her little errors of judgment, may be said
to have done equal honour to her head and to her heart; and though these
did less honour to the baby’s head, which they were the occasional means
of bringing into contact with deal doors, dressers, stair-rails,
bed-posts, and other foreign substances, still they were the honest
results of Tilly Slowboy’s constant astonishment at finding herself so
kindly treated, and installed in such a comfortable home.  For, the
maternal and paternal Slowboy were alike unknown to Fame, and Tilly had
been bred by public charity, a foundling; which word, though only
differing from fondling by one vowel’s length, is very different in
meaning, and expresses quite another thing.

To have seen little Mrs. Peerybingle come back with her husband, tugging
at the clothes-basket, and making the most strenuous exertions to do
nothing at all (for he carried it), would have amused you almost as much
as it amused him.  It may have entertained the Cricket too, for anything
I know; but, certainly, it now began to chirp again, vehemently.

‘Heyday!’ said John, in his slow way.  ‘It’s merrier than ever, to-night,
I think.’

‘And it’s sure to bring us good fortune, John!  It always has done so.
To have a Cricket on the Hearth, is the luckiest thing in all the world!’

John looked at her as if he had very nearly got the thought into his
head, that she was his Cricket in chief, and he quite agreed with her.
But, it was probably one of his narrow escapes, for he said nothing.

‘The first time I heard its cheerful little note, John, was on that night
when you brought me home—when you brought me to my new home here; its
little mistress.  Nearly a year ago.  You recollect, John?’

O yes.  John remembered.  I should think so!

‘Its chirp was such a welcome to me!  It seemed so full of promise and
encouragement.  It seemed to say, you would be kind and gentle with me,
and would not expect (I had a fear of that, John, then) to find an old
head on the shoulders of your foolish little wife.’

John thoughtfully patted one of the shoulders, and then the head, as
though he would have said No, no; he had had no such expectation; he had
been quite content to take them as they were.  And really he had reason.
They were very comely.

‘It spoke the truth, John, when it seemed to say so; for you have ever
been, I am sure, the best, the most considerate, the most affectionate of
husbands to me.  This has been a happy home, John; and I love the Cricket
for its sake!’

‘Why so do I then,’ said the Carrier.  ‘So do I, Dot.’

‘I love it for the many times I have heard it, and the many thoughts its
harmless music has given me.  Sometimes, in the twilight, when I have
felt a little solitary and down-hearted, John—before baby was here to
keep me company and make the house gay—when I have thought how lonely you
would be if I should die; how lonely I should be if I could know that you
had lost me, dear; its Chirp, Chirp, Chirp upon the hearth, has seemed to
tell me of another little voice, so sweet, so very dear to me, before
whose coming sound my trouble vanished like a dream.  And when I used to
fear—I did fear once, John, I was very young you know—that ours might
prove to be an ill-assorted marriage, I being such a child, and you more
like my guardian than my husband; and that you might not, however hard
you tried, be able to learn to love me, as you hoped and prayed you
might; its Chirp, Chirp, Chirp has cheered me up again, and filled me
with new trust and confidence.  I was thinking of these things to-night,
dear, when I sat expecting you; and I love the Cricket for their sake!’

‘And so do I,’ repeated John.  ‘But, Dot?  _I_ hope and pray that I might
learn to love you?  How you talk!  I had learnt that, long before I
brought you here, to be the Cricket’s little mistress, Dot!’

She laid her hand, an instant, on his arm, and looked up at him with an
agitated face, as if she would have told him something.  Next moment she
was down upon her knees before the basket, speaking in a sprightly voice,
and busy with the parcels.

‘There are not many of them to-night, John, but I saw some goods behind
the cart, just now; and though they give more trouble, perhaps, still
they pay as well; so we have no reason to grumble, have we?  Besides, you
have been delivering, I dare say, as you came along?’

‘Oh yes,’ John said.  ‘A good many.’

‘Why what’s this round box?  Heart alive, John, it’s a wedding-cake!’

‘Leave a woman alone to find out that,’ said John, admiringly.  ‘Now a
man would never have thought of it.  Whereas, it’s my belief that if you
was to pack a wedding-cake up in a tea-chest, or a turn-up bedstead, or a
pickled salmon keg, or any unlikely thing, a woman would be sure to find
it out directly.  Yes; I called for it at the pastry-cook’s.’

‘And it weighs I don’t know what—whole hundredweights!’ cried Dot, making
a great demonstration of trying to lift it.

‘Whose is it, John?  Where is it going?’

‘Read the writing on the other side,’ said John.

‘Why, John!  My Goodness, John!’

‘Ah! who’d have thought it!’ John returned.

‘You never mean to say,’ pursued Dot, sitting on the floor and shaking
her head at him, ‘that it’s Gruff and Tackleton the toymaker!’

John nodded.

Mrs. Peerybingle nodded also, fifty times at least.  Not in assent—in
dumb and pitying amazement; screwing up her lips the while with all their
little force (they were never made for screwing up; I am clear of that),
and looking the good Carrier through and through, in her abstraction.
Miss Slowboy, in the mean time, who had a mechanical power of reproducing
scraps of current conversation for the delectation of the baby, with all
the sense struck out of them, and all the nouns changed into the plural
number, inquired aloud of that young creature, Was it Gruffs and
Tackletons the toymakers then, and Would it call at Pastry-cooks for
wedding-cakes, and Did its mothers know the boxes when its fathers
brought them homes; and so on.

‘And that is really to come about!’ said Dot.  ‘Why, she and I were girls
at school together, John.’

He might have been thinking of her, or nearly thinking of her, perhaps,
as she was in that same school time.  He looked upon her with a
thoughtful pleasure, but he made no answer.

‘And he’s as old!  As unlike her!—Why, how many years older than you, is
Gruff and Tackleton, John?’

‘How many more cups of tea shall I drink to-night at one sitting, than
Gruff and Tackleton ever took in four, I wonder!’ replied John,
good-humouredly, as he drew a chair to the round table, and began at the
cold ham.  ‘As to eating, I eat but little; but that little I enjoy,
Dot.’

Even this, his usual sentiment at meal times, one of his innocent
delusions (for his appetite was always obstinate, and flatly contradicted
him), awoke no smile in the face of his little wife, who stood among the
parcels, pushing the cake-box slowly from her with her foot, and never
once looked, though her eyes were cast down too, upon the dainty shoe she
generally was so mindful of.  Absorbed in thought, she stood there,
heedless alike of the tea and John (although he called to her, and rapped
the table with his knife to startle her), until he rose and touched her
on the arm; when she looked at him for a moment, and hurried to her place
behind the teaboard, laughing at her negligence.  But, not as she had
laughed before.  The manner and the music were quite changed.

The Cricket, too, had stopped.  Somehow the room was not so cheerful as
it had been.  Nothing like it.

‘So, these are all the parcels, are they, John?’ she said, breaking a
long silence, which the honest Carrier had devoted to the practical
illustration of one part of his favourite sentiment—certainly enjoying
what he ate, if it couldn’t be admitted that he ate but little.  ‘So,
these are all the parcels; are they, John?’

‘That’s all,’ said John.  ‘Why—no—I—’ laying down his knife and fork, and
taking a long breath.  ‘I declare—I’ve clean forgotten the old
gentleman!’

‘The old gentleman?’

‘In the cart,’ said John.  ‘He was asleep, among the straw, the last time
I saw him.  I’ve very nearly remembered him, twice, since I came in; but
he went out of my head again.  Halloa!  Yahip there!  Rouse up!  That’s
my hearty!’

John said these latter words outside the door, whither he had hurried
with the candle in his hand.

Miss Slowboy, conscious of some mysterious reference to The Old
Gentleman, and connecting in her mystified imagination certain
associations of a religious nature with the phrase, was so disturbed,
that hastily rising from the low chair by the fire to seek protection
near the skirts of her mistress, and coming into contact as she crossed
the doorway with an ancient Stranger, she instinctively made a charge or
butt at him with the only offensive instrument within her reach.  This
instrument happening to be the baby, great commotion and alarm ensued,
which the sagacity of Boxer rather tended to increase; for, that good
dog, more thoughtful than its master, had, it seemed, been watching the
old gentleman in his sleep, lest he should walk off with a few young
poplar trees that were tied up behind the cart; and he still attended on
him very closely, worrying his gaiters in fact, and making dead sets at
the buttons.

‘You’re such an undeniable good sleeper, sir,’ said John, when
tranquillity was restored; in the mean time the old gentleman had stood,
bareheaded and motionless, in the centre of the room; ‘that I have half a
mind to ask you where the other six are—only that would be a joke, and I
know I should spoil it.  Very near though,’ murmured the Carrier, with a
chuckle; ‘very near!’

The Stranger, who had long white hair, good features, singularly bold and
well defined for an old man, and dark, bright, penetrating eyes, looked
round with a smile, and saluted the Carrier’s wife by gravely inclining
his head.

His garb was very quaint and odd—a long, long way behind the time.  Its
hue was brown, all over.  In his hand he held a great brown club or
walking-stick; and striking this upon the floor, it fell asunder, and
became a chair.  On which he sat down, quite composedly.

‘There!’ said the Carrier, turning to his wife.  ‘That’s the way I found
him, sitting by the roadside!  Upright as a milestone.  And almost as
deaf.’

‘Sitting in the open air, John!’

‘In the open air,’ replied the Carrier, ‘just at dusk.  “Carriage Paid,”
he said; and gave me eighteenpence.  Then he got in.  And there he is.’

‘He’s going, John, I think!’

Not at all.  He was only going to speak.

‘If you please, I was to be left till called for,’ said the Stranger,
mildly.  ‘Don’t mind me.’

With that, he took a pair of spectacles from one of his large pockets,
and a book from another, and leisurely began to read.  Making no more of
Boxer than if he had been a house lamb!

The Carrier and his wife exchanged a look of perplexity.  The Stranger
raised his head; and glancing from the latter to the former, said,

‘Your daughter, my good friend?’

‘Wife,’ returned John.

‘Niece?’ said the Stranger.

‘Wife,’ roared John.

‘Indeed?’ observed the Stranger.  ‘Surely?  Very young!’

He quietly turned over, and resumed his reading.  But, before he could
have read two lines, he again interrupted himself to say:

‘Baby, yours?’

John gave him a gigantic nod; equivalent to an answer in the affirmative,
delivered through a speaking trumpet.

‘Girl?’

‘Bo-o-oy!’ roared John.

‘Also very young, eh?’

Mrs. Peerybingle instantly struck in.  ‘Two months and three da-ays!
Vaccinated just six weeks ago-o!  Took very fine-ly!  Considered, by the
doctor, a remarkably beautiful chi-ild!  Equal to the general run of
children at five months o-old!  Takes notice, in a way quite won-der-ful!
May seem impossible to you, but feels his legs al-ready!’

Here the breathless little mother, who had been shrieking these short
sentences into the old man’s ear, until her pretty face was crimsoned,
held up the Baby before him as a stubborn and triumphant fact; while
Tilly Slowboy, with a melodious cry of ‘Ketcher, Ketcher’—which sounded
like some unknown words, adapted to a popular Sneeze—performed some
cow-like gambols round that all unconscious Innocent.

‘Hark!  He’s called for, sure enough,’ said John.  ‘There’s somebody at
the door.  Open it, Tilly.’

Before she could reach it, however, it was opened from without; being a
primitive sort of door, with a latch, that any one could lift if he
chose—and a good many people did choose, for all kinds of neighbours
liked to have a cheerful word or two with the Carrier, though he was no
great talker himself.  Being opened, it gave admission to a little,
meagre, thoughtful, dingy-faced man, who seemed to have made himself a
great-coat from the sack-cloth covering of some old box; for, when he
turned to shut the door, and keep the weather out, he disclosed upon the
back of that garment, the inscription G & T in large black capitals.
Also the word GLASS in bold characters.

‘Good evening, John!’ said the little man.  ‘Good evening, Mum.  Good
evening, Tilly.  Good evening, Unbeknown!  How’s Baby, Mum?  Boxer’s
pretty well I hope?’

‘All thriving, Caleb,’ replied Dot.  ‘I am sure you need only look at the
dear child, for one, to know that.’

‘And I’m sure I need only look at you for another,’ said Caleb.

He didn’t look at her though; he had a wandering and thoughtful eye which
seemed to be always projecting itself into some other time and place, no
matter what he said; a description which will equally apply to his voice.

‘Or at John for another,’ said Caleb.  ‘Or at Tilly, as far as that goes.
Or certainly at Boxer.’

‘Busy just now, Caleb?’ asked the Carrier.

‘Why, pretty well, John,’ he returned, with the distraught air of a man
who was casting about for the Philosopher’s stone, at least.  ‘Pretty
much so.  There’s rather a run on Noah’s Arks at present.  I could have
wished to improve upon the Family, but I don’t see how it’s to be done at
the price.  It would be a satisfaction to one’s mind, to make it clearer
which was Shems and Hams, and which was Wives.  Flies an’t on that scale
neither, as compared with elephants you know!  Ah! well!  Have you got
anything in the parcel line for me, John?’

The Carrier put his hand into a pocket of the coat he had taken off; and
brought out, carefully preserved in moss and paper, a tiny flower-pot.

‘There it is!’ he said, adjusting it with great care.  ‘Not so much as a
leaf damaged.  Full of buds!’

Caleb’s dull eye brightened, as he took it, and thanked him.

‘Dear, Caleb,’ said the Carrier.  ‘Very dear at this season.’

‘Never mind that.  It would be cheap to me, whatever it cost,’ returned
the little man.  ‘Anything else, John?’

‘A small box,’ replied the Carrier.  ‘Here you are!’

‘“For Caleb Plummer,”’ said the little man, spelling out the direction.
‘“With Cash.”  With Cash, John?  I don’t think it’s for me.’

‘With Care,’ returned the Carrier, looking over his shoulder.  ‘Where do
you make out cash?’

‘Oh!  To be sure!’ said Caleb.  ‘It’s all right.  With care!  Yes, yes;
that’s mine.  It might have been with cash, indeed, if my dear Boy in the
Golden South Americas had lived, John.  You loved him like a son; didn’t
you?  You needn’t say you did.  _I_ know, of course.  “Caleb Plummer.
With care.”  Yes, yes, it’s all right.  It’s a box of dolls’ eyes for my
daughter’s work.  I wish it was her own sight in a box, John.’

‘I wish it was, or could be!’ cried the Carrier.

‘Thank’ee,’ said the little man.  ‘You speak very hearty.  To think that
she should never see the Dolls—and them a-staring at her, so bold, all
day long!  That’s where it cuts.  What’s the damage, John?’

‘I’ll damage you,’ said John, ‘if you inquire.  Dot!  Very near?’

‘Well! it’s like you to say so,’ observed the little man.  ‘It’s your
kind way.  Let me see.  I think that’s all.’

‘I think not,’ said the Carrier.  ‘Try again.’

‘Something for our Governor, eh?’ said Caleb, after pondering a little
while.  ‘To be sure.  That’s what I came for; but my head’s so running on
them Arks and things!  He hasn’t been here, has he?’

‘Not he,’ returned the Carrier.  ‘He’s too busy, courting.’

‘He’s coming round though,’ said Caleb; ‘for he told me to keep on the
near side of the road going home, and it was ten to one he’d take me up.
I had better go, by the bye.—You couldn’t have the goodness to let me
pinch Boxer’s tail, Mum, for half a moment, could you?’

‘Why, Caleb! what a question!’

‘Oh never mind, Mum,’ said the little man.  ‘He mightn’t like it perhaps.
There’s a small order just come in, for barking dogs; and I should wish
to go as close to Natur’ as I could, for sixpence.  That’s all.  Never
mind, Mum.’

It happened opportunely, that Boxer, without receiving the proposed
stimulus, began to bark with great zeal.  But, as this implied the
approach of some new visitor, Caleb, postponing his study from the life
to a more convenient season, shouldered the round box, and took a hurried
leave.  He might have spared himself the trouble, for he met the visitor
upon the threshold.

‘Oh!  You are here, are you?  Wait a bit.  I’ll take you home.  John
Peerybingle, my service to you.  More of my service to your pretty wife.
Handsomer every day!  Better too, if possible!  And younger,’ mused the
speaker, in a low voice; ‘that’s the Devil of it!’

‘I should be astonished at your paying compliments, Mr. Tackleton,’ said
Dot, not with the best grace in the world; ‘but for your condition.’

‘You know all about it then?’

‘I have got myself to believe it, somehow,’ said Dot.

‘After a hard struggle, I suppose?’

‘Very.’

Tackleton the Toy-merchant, pretty generally known as Gruff and
Tackleton—for that was the firm, though Gruff had been bought out long
ago; only leaving his name, and as some said his nature, according to its
Dictionary meaning, in the business—Tackleton the Toy-merchant, was a man
whose vocation had been quite misunderstood by his Parents and Guardians.
If they had made him a Money Lender, or a sharp Attorney, or a Sheriff’s
Officer, or a Broker, he might have sown his discontented oats in his
youth, and, after having had the full run of himself in ill-natured
transactions, might have turned out amiable, at last, for the sake of a
little freshness and novelty.  But, cramped and chafing in the peaceable
pursuit of toy-making, he was a domestic Ogre, who had been living on
children all his life, and was their implacable enemy.  He despised all
toys; wouldn’t have bought one for the world; delighted, in his malice,
to insinuate grim expressions into the faces of brown-paper farmers who
drove pigs to market, bellmen who advertised lost lawyers’ consciences,
movable old ladies who darned stockings or carved pies; and other like
samples of his stock in trade.  In appalling masks; hideous, hairy,
red-eyed Jacks in Boxes; Vampire Kites; demoniacal Tumblers who wouldn’t
lie down, and were perpetually flying forward, to stare infants out of
countenance; his soul perfectly revelled.  They were his only relief, and
safety-valve.  He was great in such inventions.  Anything suggestive of a
Pony-nightmare was delicious to him.  He had even lost money (and he took
to that toy very kindly) by getting up Goblin slides for magic-lanterns,
whereon the Powers of Darkness were depicted as a sort of supernatural
shell-fish, with human faces.  In intensifying the portraiture of Giants,
he had sunk quite a little capital; and, though no painter himself, he
could indicate, for the instruction of his artists, with a piece of
chalk, a certain furtive leer for the countenances of those monsters,
which was safe to destroy the peace of mind of any young gentleman
between the ages of six and eleven, for the whole Christmas or Midsummer
Vacation.

What he was in toys, he was (as most men are) in other things.  You may
easily suppose, therefore, that within the great green cape, which
reached down to the calves of his legs, there was buttoned up to the chin
an uncommonly pleasant fellow; and that he was about as choice a spirit,
and as agreeable a companion, as ever stood in a pair of
bull-headed-looking boots with mahogany-coloured tops.

Still, Tackleton, the toy-merchant, was going to be married.  In spite of
all this, he was going to be married.  And to a young wife too, a
beautiful young wife.

He didn’t look much like a bridegroom, as he stood in the Carrier’s
kitchen, with a twist in his dry face, and a screw in his body, and his
hat jerked over the bridge of his nose, and his hands tucked down into
the bottoms of his pockets, and his whole sarcastic ill-conditioned self
peering out of one little corner of one little eye, like the concentrated
essence of any number of ravens.  But, a Bridegroom he designed to be.

‘In three days’ time.  Next Thursday.  The last day of the first month in
the year.  That’s my wedding-day,’ said Tackleton.

Did I mention that he had always one eye wide open, and one eye nearly
shut; and that the one eye nearly shut, was always the expressive eye?  I
don’t think I did.

‘That’s my wedding-day!’ said Tackleton, rattling his money.

‘Why, it’s our wedding-day too,’ exclaimed the Carrier.

‘Ha ha!’ laughed Tackleton.  ‘Odd!  You’re just such another couple.
Just!’

The indignation of Dot at this presumptuous assertion is not to be
described.  What next?  His imagination would compass the possibility of
just such another Baby, perhaps.  The man was mad.

‘I say!  A word with you,’ murmured Tackleton, nudging the Carrier with
his elbow, and taking him a little apart.  ‘You’ll come to the wedding?
We’re in the same boat, you know.’

‘How in the same boat?’ inquired the Carrier.

‘A little disparity, you know,’ said Tackleton, with another nudge.
‘Come and spend an evening with us, beforehand.’

‘Why?’ demanded John, astonished at this pressing hospitality.

‘Why?’ returned the other.  ‘That’s a new way of receiving an invitation.
Why, for pleasure—sociability, you know, and all that!’

‘I thought you were never sociable,’ said John, in his plain way.

‘Tchah!  It’s of no use to be anything but free with you, I see,’ said
Tackleton.  ‘Why, then, the truth is you have a—what tea-drinking people
call a sort of a comfortable appearance together, you and your wife.  We
know better, you know, but—’

‘No, we don’t know better,’ interposed John.  ‘What are you talking
about?’

‘Well!  We _don’t_ know better, then,’ said Tackleton.  ‘We’ll agree that
we don’t.  As you like; what does it matter?  I was going to say, as you
have that sort of appearance, your company will produce a favourable
effect on Mrs. Tackleton that will be.  And, though I don’t think your
good lady’s very friendly to me, in this matter, still she can’t help
herself from falling into my views, for there’s a compactness and
cosiness of appearance about her that always tells, even in an
indifferent case.  You’ll say you’ll come?’

‘We have arranged to keep our Wedding-Day (as far as that goes) at home,’
said John.  ‘We have made the promise to ourselves these six months.  We
think, you see, that home—’

‘Bah! what’s home?’ cried Tackleton.  ‘Four walls and a ceiling! (why
don’t you kill that Cricket?  _I_ would!  I always do.  I hate their
noise.)  There are four walls and a ceiling at my house.  Come to me!’

‘You kill your Crickets, eh?’ said John.

‘Scrunch ’em, sir,’ returned the other, setting his heel heavily on the
floor.  ‘You’ll say you’ll come? It’s as much your interest as mine, you
know, that the women should persuade each other that they’re quiet and
contented, and couldn’t be better off.  I know their way.  Whatever one
woman says, another woman is determined to clinch, always.  There’s that
spirit of emulation among ’em, sir, that if your wife says to my wife,
“I’m the happiest woman in the world, and mine’s the best husband in the
world, and I dote on him,” my wife will say the same to yours, or more,
and half believe it.’

‘Do you mean to say she don’t, then?’ asked the Carrier.

‘Don’t!’ cried Tackleton, with a short, sharp laugh.  ‘Don’t what?’

The Carrier had some faint idea of adding, ‘dote upon you.’  But,
happening to meet the half-closed eye, as it twinkled upon him over the
turned-up collar of the cape, which was within an ace of poking it out,
he felt it such an unlikely part and parcel of anything to be doted on,
that he substituted, ‘that she don’t believe it?’

‘Ah you dog!  You’re joking,’ said Tackleton.

But the Carrier, though slow to understand the full drift of his meaning,
eyed him in such a serious manner, that he was obliged to be a little
more explanatory.

‘I have the humour,’ said Tackleton: holding up the fingers of his left
hand, and tapping the forefinger, to imply ‘there I am, Tackleton to
wit:’ ‘I have the humour, sir, to marry a young wife, and a pretty wife:’
here he rapped his little finger, to express the Bride; not sparingly,
but sharply; with a sense of power.  ‘I’m able to gratify that humour and
I do.  It’s my whim.  But—now look there!’

He pointed to where Dot was sitting, thoughtfully, before the fire;
leaning her dimpled chin upon her hand, and watching the bright blaze.
The Carrier looked at her, and then at him, and then at her, and then at
him again.

‘She honours and obeys, no doubt, you know,’ said Tackleton; ‘and that,
as I am not a man of sentiment, is quite enough for _me_.  But do you
think there’s anything more in it?’

‘I think,’ observed the Carrier, ‘that I should chuck any man out of
window, who said there wasn’t.’

‘Exactly so,’ returned the other with an unusual alacrity of assent.  ‘To
be sure!  Doubtless you would.  Of course.  I’m certain of it.  Good
night.  Pleasant dreams!’

The Carrier was puzzled, and made uncomfortable and uncertain, in spite
of himself.  He couldn’t help showing it, in his manner.

‘Good night, my dear friend!’ said Tackleton, compassionately.  ‘I’m off.
We’re exactly alike, in reality, I see.  You won’t give us to-morrow
evening?  Well!  Next day you go out visiting, I know.  I’ll meet you
there, and bring my wife that is to be.  It’ll do her good.  You’re
agreeable?  Thank’ee.  What’s that!’

It was a loud cry from the Carrier’s wife: a loud, sharp, sudden cry,
that made the room ring, like a glass vessel.  She had risen from her
seat, and stood like one transfixed by terror and surprise.  The Stranger
had advanced towards the fire to warm himself, and stood within a short
stride of her chair.  But quite still.

‘Dot!’ cried the Carrier.  ‘Mary!  Darling!  What’s the matter?’

They were all about her in a moment.  Caleb, who had been dozing on the
cake-box, in the first imperfect recovery of his suspended presence of
mind, seized Miss Slowboy by the hair of her head, but immediately
apologised.

‘Mary!’ exclaimed the Carrier, supporting her in his arms.  ‘Are you ill!
What is it?  Tell me, dear!’

She only answered by beating her hands together, and falling into a wild
fit of laughter.  Then, sinking from his grasp upon the ground, she
covered her face with her apron, and wept bitterly.  And then she laughed
again, and then she cried again, and then she said how cold it was, and
suffered him to lead her to the fire, where she sat down as before.  The
old man standing, as before, quite still.

‘I’m better, John,’ she said.  ‘I’m quite well now—I—’

‘John!’  But John was on the other side of her.  Why turn her face
towards the strange old gentleman, as if addressing him!  Was her brain
wandering?

‘Only a fancy, John dear—a kind of shock—a something coming suddenly
before my eyes—I don’t know what it was.  It’s quite gone, quite gone.’

‘I’m glad it’s gone,’ muttered Tackleton, turning the expressive eye all
round the room.  ‘I wonder where it’s gone, and what it was.  Humph!
Caleb, come here!  Who’s that with the grey hair?’

‘I don’t know, sir,’ returned Caleb in a whisper.  ‘Never see him before,
in all my life.  A beautiful figure for a nut-cracker; quite a new model.
With a screw-jaw opening down into his waistcoat, he’d be lovely.’

‘Not ugly enough,’ said Tackleton.

‘Or for a firebox, either,’ observed Caleb, in deep contemplation, ‘what
a model!  Unscrew his head to put the matches in; turn him heels up’ards
for the light; and what a firebox for a gentleman’s mantel-shelf, just as
he stands!’

‘Not half ugly enough,’ said Tackleton.  ‘Nothing in him at all!  Come!
Bring that box!  All right now, I hope?’

‘Oh quite gone! Quite gone!’ said the little woman, waving him hurriedly
away.  ‘Good night!’

‘Good night,’ said Tackleton.  ‘Good night, John Peerybingle!  Take care
how you carry that box, Caleb.  Let it fall, and I’ll murder you!  Dark
as pitch, and weather worse than ever, eh?  Good night!’

So, with another sharp look round the room, he went out at the door;
followed by Caleb with the wedding-cake on his head.

The Carrier had been so much astounded by his little wife, and so busily
engaged in soothing and tending her, that he had scarcely been conscious
of the Stranger’s presence, until now, when he again stood there, their
only guest.

‘He don’t belong to them, you see,’ said John.  ‘I must give him a hint
to go.’

‘I beg your pardon, friend,’ said the old gentleman, advancing to him;
‘the more so, as I fear your wife has not been well; but the Attendant
whom my infirmity,’ he touched his ears and shook his head, ‘renders
almost indispensable, not having arrived, I fear there must be some
mistake.  The bad night which made the shelter of your comfortable cart
(may I never have a worse!) so acceptable, is still as bad as ever.
Would you, in your kindness, suffer me to rent a bed here?’

‘Yes, yes,’ cried Dot.  ‘Yes!  Certainly!’

‘Oh!’ said the Carrier, surprised by the rapidity of this consent.

‘Well!  I don’t object; but, still I’m not quite sure that—’

‘Hush!’ she interrupted.  ‘Dear John!’

‘Why, he’s stone deaf,’ urged John.

‘I know he is, but—Yes, sir, certainly.  Yes! certainly!  I’ll make him
up a bed, directly, John.’

As she hurried off to do it, the flutter of her spirits, and the
agitation of her manner, were so strange that the Carrier stood looking
after her, quite confounded.

‘Did its mothers make it up a Beds then!’ cried Miss Slowboy to the Baby;
‘and did its hair grow brown and curly, when its caps was lifted off, and
frighten it, a precious Pets, a-sitting by the fires!’

With that unaccountable attraction of the mind to trifles, which is often
incidental to a state of doubt and confusion, the Carrier as he walked
slowly to and fro, found himself mentally repeating even these absurd
words, many times.  So many times that he got them by heart, and was
still conning them over and over, like a lesson, when Tilly, after
administering as much friction to the little bald head with her hand as
she thought wholesome (according to the practice of nurses), had once
more tied the Baby’s cap on.

‘And frighten it, a precious Pets, a-sitting by the fires.  What
frightened Dot, I wonder!’ mused the Carrier, pacing to and fro.

He scouted, from his heart, the insinuations of the Toy-merchant, and yet
they filled him with a vague, indefinite uneasiness.  For, Tackleton was
quick and sly; and he had that painful sense, himself, of being a man of slow
perception, that a broken hint was always worrying to him.  He certainly
had no intention in his mind of linking anything that Tackleton had said,
with the unusual conduct of his wife, but the two subjects of reflection
came into his mind together, and he could not keep them asunder.

The bed was soon made ready; and the visitor, declining all refreshment
but a cup of tea, retired.  Then, Dot—quite well again, she said, quite
well again—arranged the great chair in the chimney-corner for her
husband; filled his pipe and gave it him; and took her usual little stool
beside him on the hearth.

She always _would_ sit on that little stool.  I think she must have had a
kind of notion that it was a coaxing, wheedling little stool.

She was, out and out, the very best filler of a pipe, I should say, in
the four quarters of the globe.  To see her put that chubby little finger
in the bowl, and then blow down the pipe to clear the tube, and, when she
had done so, affect to think that there was really something in the tube,
and blow a dozen times, and hold it to her eye like a telescope, with a
most provoking twist in her capital little face, as she looked down it,
was quite a brilliant thing.  As to the tobacco, she was perfect mistress
of the subject; and her lighting of the pipe, with a wisp of paper, when
the Carrier had it in his mouth—going so very near his nose, and yet not
scorching it—was Art, high Art.

And the Cricket and the kettle, turning up again, acknowledged it!  The
bright fire, blazing up again, acknowledged it!  The little Mower on the
clock, in his unheeded work, acknowledged it!  The Carrier, in his
smoothing forehead and expanding face, acknowledged it, the readiest of
all.

And as he soberly and thoughtfully puffed at his old pipe, and as the
Dutch clock ticked, and as the red fire gleamed, and as the Cricket
chirped; that Genius of his Hearth and Home (for such the Cricket was)
came out, in fairy shape, into the room, and summoned many forms of Home
about him.  Dots of all ages, and all sizes, filled the chamber.  Dots
who were merry children, running on before him gathering flowers, in the
fields; coy Dots, half shrinking from, half yielding to, the pleading of
his own rough image; newly-married Dots, alighting at the door, and
taking wondering possession of the household keys; motherly little Dots,
attended by fictitious Slowboys, bearing babies to be christened;
matronly Dots, still young and blooming, watching Dots of daughters, as
they danced at rustic balls; fat Dots, encircled and beset by troops of
rosy grandchildren; withered Dots, who leaned on sticks, and tottered as
they crept along.  Old Carriers too, appeared, with blind old Boxers
lying at their feet; and newer carts with younger drivers (‘Peerybingle
Brothers’ on the tilt); and sick old Carriers, tended by the gentlest
hands; and graves of dead and gone old Carriers, green in the churchyard.
And as the Cricket showed him all these things—he saw them plainly,
though his eyes were fixed upon the fire—the Carrier’s heart grew light
and happy, and he thanked his Household Gods with all his might, and
cared no more for Gruff and Tackleton than you do.

                                * * * * *

But, what was that young figure of a man, which the same Fairy Cricket
set so near Her stool, and which remained there, singly and alone?  Why
did it linger still, so near her, with its arm upon the chimney-piece,
ever repeating ‘Married! and not to me!’

O Dot!  O failing Dot!  There is no place for it in all your husband’s
visions; why has its shadow fallen on his hearth!




CHAPTER II—Chirp the Second


Caleb Plummer and his Blind Daughter lived all alone by themselves, as
the Story-books say—and my blessing, with yours to back it I hope, on the
Story-books, for saying anything in this workaday world!—Caleb Plummer
and his Blind Daughter lived all alone by themselves, in a little cracked
nutshell of a wooden house, which was, in truth, no better than a pimple
on the prominent red-brick nose of Gruff and Tackleton.  The premises of
Gruff and Tackleton were the great feature of the street; but you might
have knocked down Caleb Plummer’s dwelling with a hammer or two, and
carried off the pieces in a cart.

If any one had done the dwelling-house of Caleb Plummer the honour to
miss it after such an inroad, it would have been, no doubt, to commend
its demolition as a vast improvement.  It stuck to the premises of Gruff
and Tackleton, like a barnacle to a ship’s keel, or a snail to a door, or
a little bunch of toadstools to the stem of a tree.

But, it was the germ from which the full-grown trunk of Gruff and
Tackleton had sprung; and, under its crazy roof, the Gruff before last,
had, in a small way, made toys for a generation of old boys and girls,
who had played with them, and found them out, and broken them, and gone
to sleep.

I have said that Caleb and his poor Blind Daughter lived here.  I should
have said that Caleb lived here, and his poor Blind Daughter somewhere
else—in an enchanted home of Caleb’s furnishing, where scarcity and
shabbiness were not, and trouble never entered.  Caleb was no sorcerer,
but in the only magic art that still remains to us, the magic of devoted,
deathless love, Nature had been the mistress of his study; and from her
teaching, all the wonder came.

The Blind Girl never knew that ceilings were discoloured, walls blotched
and bare of plaster here and there, high crevices unstopped and widening
every day, beams mouldering and tending downward.  The Blind Girl never
knew that iron was rusting, wood rotting, paper peeling off; the size,
and shape, and true proportion of the dwelling, withering away.  The
Blind Girl never knew that ugly shapes of delf and earthenware were on
the board; that sorrow and faintheartedness were in the house; that
Caleb’s scanty hairs were turning greyer and more grey, before her
sightless face.  The Blind Girl never knew they had a master, cold,
exacting, and uninterested—never knew that Tackleton was Tackleton in
short; but lived in the belief of an eccentric humourist who loved to
have his jest with them, and who, while he was the Guardian Angel of
their lives, disdained to hear one word of thankfulness.

And all was Caleb’s doing; all the doing of her simple father!  But he
too had a Cricket on his Hearth; and listening sadly to its music when
the motherless Blind Child was very young, that Spirit had inspired him
with the thought that even her great deprivation might be almost changed
into a blessing, and the girl made happy by these little means.  For all
the Cricket tribe are potent Spirits, even though the people who hold
converse with them do not know it (which is frequently the case); and
there are not in the unseen world, voices more gentle and more true, that
may be so implicitly relied on, or that are so certain to give none but
tenderest counsel, as the Voices in which the Spirits of the Fireside and
the Hearth address themselves to human kind.

Caleb and his daughter were at work together in their usual working-room,
which served them for their ordinary living-room as well; and a strange
place it was.  There were houses in it, finished and unfinished, for
Dolls of all stations in life.  Suburban tenements for Dolls of moderate
means; kitchens and single apartments for Dolls of the lower classes;
capital town residences for Dolls of high estate.  Some of these
establishments were already furnished according to estimate, with a view
to the convenience of Dolls of limited income; others could be fitted on
the most expensive scale, at a moment’s notice, from whole shelves of
chairs and tables, sofas, bedsteads, and upholstery.  The nobility and
gentry, and public in general, for whose accommodation these tenements
were designed, lay, here and there, in baskets, staring straight up at
the ceiling; but, in denoting their degrees in society, and confining
them to their respective stations (which experience shows to be
lamentably difficult in real life), the makers of these Dolls had far
improved on Nature, who is often froward and perverse; for, they, not
resting on such arbitrary marks as satin, cotton-print, and bits of rag,
had superadded striking personal differences which allowed of no mistake.
Thus, the Doll-lady of distinction had wax limbs of perfect symmetry; but
only she and her compeers.  The next grade in the social scale being made
of leather, and the next of coarse linen stuff.  As to the common-people,
they had just so many matches out of tinder-boxes, for their arms and
legs, and there they were—established in their sphere at once, beyond the
possibility of getting out of it.

There were various other samples of his handicraft, besides Dolls, in
Caleb Plummer’s room.  There were Noah’s Arks, in which the Birds and
Beasts were an uncommonly tight fit, I assure you; though they could be
crammed in, anyhow, at the roof, and rattled and shaken into the smallest
compass.  By a bold poetical licence, most of these Noah’s Arks had
knockers on the doors; inconsistent appendages, perhaps, as suggestive of
morning callers and a Postman, yet a pleasant finish to the outside of
the building.  There were scores of melancholy little carts, which, when
the wheels went round, performed most doleful music.  Many small fiddles,
drums, and other instruments of torture; no end of cannon, shields,
swords, spears, and guns.  There were little tumblers in red breeches,
incessantly swarming up high obstacles of red-tape, and coming down, head
first, on the other side; and there were innumerable old gentlemen of
respectable, not to say venerable, appearance, insanely flying over
horizontal pegs, inserted, for the purpose, in their own street doors.
There were beasts of all sorts; horses, in particular, of every breed,
from the spotted barrel on four pegs, with a small tippet for a mane, to
the thoroughbred rocker on his highest mettle.  As it would have been
hard to count the dozens upon dozens of grotesque figures that were ever
ready to commit all sorts of absurdities on the turning of a handle, so
it would have been no easy task to mention any human folly, vice, or
weakness, that had not its type, immediate or remote, in Caleb Plummer’s
room.  And not in an exaggerated form, for very little handles will move
men and women to as strange performances, as any Toy was ever made to
undertake.

In the midst of all these objects, Caleb and his daughter sat at work.
The Blind Girl busy as a Doll’s dressmaker; Caleb painting and glazing
the four-pair front of a desirable family mansion.

The care imprinted in the lines of Caleb’s face, and his absorbed and
dreamy manner, which would have sat well on some alchemist or abstruse
student, were at first sight an odd contrast to his occupation, and the
trivialities about him.  But, trivial things, invented and pursued for
bread, become very serious matters of fact; and, apart from this
consideration, I am not at all prepared to say, myself, that if Caleb had
been a Lord Chamberlain, or a Member of Parliament, or a lawyer, or even
a great speculator, he would have dealt in toys one whit less whimsical,
while I have a very great doubt whether they would have been as harmless.

‘So you were out in the rain last night, father, in your beautiful new
great-coat,’ said Caleb’s daughter.

‘In my beautiful new great-coat,’ answered Caleb, glancing towards a
clothes-line in the room, on which the sack-cloth garment previously
described, was carefully hung up to dry.

‘How glad I am you bought it, father!’

‘And of such a tailor, too,’ said Caleb.  ‘Quite a fashionable tailor.
It’s too good for me.’

The Blind Girl rested from her work, and laughed with delight.

‘Too good, father!  What can be too good for you?’

‘I’m half-ashamed to wear it though,’ said Caleb, watching the effect of
what he said, upon her brightening face; ‘upon my word!  When I hear the
boys and people say behind me, “Hal-loa!  Here’s a swell!”  I don’t know
which way to look.  And when the beggar wouldn’t go away last night; and
when I said I was a very common man, said “No, your Honour!  Bless your
Honour, don’t say that!”  I was quite ashamed.  I really felt as if I
hadn’t a right to wear it.’

Happy Blind Girl!  How merry she was, in her exultation!

‘I see you, father,’ she said, clasping her hands, ‘as plainly, as if I
had the eyes I never want when you are with me.  A blue coat—’

‘Bright blue,’ said Caleb.

‘Yes, yes!  Bright blue!’ exclaimed the girl, turning up her radiant
face; ‘the colour I can just remember in the blessed sky!  You told me it
was blue before!  A bright blue coat—’

‘Made loose to the figure,’ suggested Caleb.

‘Made loose to the figure!’ cried the Blind Girl, laughing heartily; ‘and
in it, you, dear father, with your merry eye, your smiling face, your
free step, and your dark hair—looking so young and handsome!’

‘Halloa!  Halloa!’ said Caleb.  ‘I shall be vain, presently!’

‘I think you are, already,’ cried the Blind Girl, pointing at him, in her
glee.  ‘I know you, father!  Ha, ha, ha!  I’ve found you out, you see!’

How different the picture in her mind, from Caleb, as he sat observing
her!  She had spoken of his free step.  She was right in that.  For years
and years, he had never once crossed that threshold at his own slow pace,
but with a footfall counterfeited for her ear; and never had he, when his
heart was heaviest, forgotten the light tread that was to render hers so
cheerful and courageous!

Heaven knows!  But I think Caleb’s vague bewilderment of manner may have
half originated in his having confused himself about himself and
everything around him, for the love of his Blind Daughter.  How could the
little man be otherwise than bewildered, after labouring for so many
years to destroy his own identity, and that of all the objects that had
any bearing on it!

‘There we are,’ said Caleb, falling back a pace or two to form the better
judgment of his work; ‘as near the real thing as sixpenn’orth of
halfpence is to sixpence.  What a pity that the whole front of the house
opens at once!  If there was only a staircase in it, now, and regular
doors to the rooms to go in at!  But that’s the worst of my calling, I’m
always deluding myself, and swindling myself.’

‘You are speaking quite softly.  You are not tired, father?’

‘Tired!’ echoed Caleb, with a great burst of animation, ‘what should tire
me, Bertha?  _I_ was never tired.  What does it mean?’

To give the greater force to his words, he checked himself in an
involuntary imitation of two half-length stretching and yawning figures
on the mantel-shelf, who were represented as in one eternal state of
weariness from the waist upwards; and hummed a fragment of a song.  It
was a Bacchanalian song, something about a Sparkling Bowl.  He sang it
with an assumption of a Devil-may-care voice, that made his face a
thousand times more meagre and more thoughtful than ever.

‘What!  You’re singing, are you?’ said Tackleton, putting his head in at
the door.  ‘Go it!  _I_ can’t sing.’

Nobody would have suspected him of it.  He hadn’t what is generally
termed a singing face, by any means.

‘I can’t afford to sing,’ said Tackleton.  ‘I’m glad _you can_.  I hope
you can afford to work too.  Hardly time for both, I should think?’

‘If you could only see him, Bertha, how he’s winking at me!’ whispered
Caleb.  ‘Such a man to joke! you’d think, if you didn’t know him, he was
in earnest—wouldn’t you now?’

The Blind Girl smiled and nodded.

‘The bird that can sing and won’t sing, must be made to sing, they say,’
grumbled Tackleton.  ‘What about the owl that can’t sing, and oughtn’t to
sing, and will sing; is there anything that _he_ should be made to do?’

‘The extent to which he’s winking at this moment!’ whispered Caleb to his
daughter.  ‘O, my gracious!’

‘Always merry and light-hearted with us!’ cried the smiling Bertha.

‘O, you’re there, are you?’ answered Tackleton.  ‘Poor Idiot!’

He really did believe she was an Idiot; and he founded the belief, I
can’t say whether consciously or not, upon her being fond of him.

‘Well! and being there,—how are you?’ said Tackleton, in his grudging
way.

‘Oh! well; quite well.  And as happy as even you can wish me to be.  As
happy as you would make the whole world, if you could!’

‘Poor Idiot!’ muttered Tackleton.  ‘No gleam of reason.  Not a gleam!’

The Blind Girl took his hand and kissed it; held it for a moment in her
own two hands; and laid her cheek against it tenderly, before releasing
it.  There was such unspeakable affection and such fervent gratitude in
the act, that Tackleton himself was moved to say, in a milder growl than
usual:

‘What’s the matter now?’

‘I stood it close beside my pillow when I went to sleep last night, and
remembered it in my dreams.  And when the day broke, and the glorious red
sun—the _red_ sun, father?’

‘Red in the mornings and the evenings, Bertha,’ said poor Caleb, with a
woeful glance at his employer.

‘When it rose, and the bright light I almost fear to strike myself
against in walking, came into the room, I turned the little tree towards
it, and blessed Heaven for making things so precious, and blessed you for
sending them to cheer me!’

‘Bedlam broke loose!’ said Tackleton under his breath.  ‘We shall arrive
at the strait-waistcoat and mufflers soon.  We’re getting on!’

Caleb, with his hands hooked loosely in each other, stared vacantly
before him while his daughter spoke, as if he really were uncertain (I
believe he was) whether Tackleton had done anything to deserve her
thanks, or not.  If he could have been a perfectly free agent, at that
moment, required, on pain of death, to kick the Toy-merchant, or fall at
his feet, according to his merits, I believe it would have been an even
chance which course he would have taken.  Yet, Caleb knew that with his
own hands he had brought the little rose-tree home for her, so carefully,
and that with his own lips he had forged the innocent deception which
should help to keep her from suspecting how much, how very much, he every
day, denied himself, that she might be the happier.

‘Bertha!’ said Tackleton, assuming, for the nonce, a little cordiality.
‘Come here.’

‘Oh!  I can come straight to you!  You needn’t guide me!’ she rejoined.

‘Shall I tell you a secret, Bertha?’

‘If you will!’ she answered, eagerly.

How bright the darkened face!  How adorned with light, the listening
head!

‘This is the day on which little what’s-her-name, the spoilt child,
Peerybingle’s wife, pays her regular visit to you—makes her fantastic
Pic-Nic here; an’t it?’ said Tackleton, with a strong expression of
distaste for the whole concern.

‘Yes,’ replied Bertha.  ‘This is the day.’

‘I thought so,’ said Tackleton.  ‘I should like to join the party.’

‘Do you hear that, father!’ cried the Blind Girl in an ecstasy.

‘Yes, yes, I hear it,’ murmured Caleb, with the fixed look of a
sleep-walker; ‘but I don’t believe it.  It’s one of my lies, I’ve no
doubt.’

‘You see I—I want to bring the Peerybingles a little more into company
with May Fielding,’ said Tackleton.  ‘I am going to be married to May.’

‘Married!’ cried the Blind Girl, starting from him.

‘She’s such a con-founded Idiot,’ muttered Tackleton, ‘that I was afraid
she’d never comprehend me.  Ah, Bertha!  Married!  Church, parson, clerk,
beadle, glass-coach, bells, breakfast, bride-cake, favours, marrow-bones,
cleavers, and all the rest of the tom-foolery.  A wedding, you know; a
wedding.  Don’t you know what a wedding is?’

‘I know,’ replied the Blind Girl, in a gentle tone.  ‘I understand!’

‘Do you?’ muttered Tackleton.  ‘It’s more than I expected.  Well!  On
that account I want to join the party, and to bring May and her mother.
I’ll send in a little something or other, before the afternoon.  A cold
leg of mutton, or some comfortable trifle of that sort.  You’ll expect
me?’

‘Yes,’ she answered.

She had drooped her head, and turned away; and so stood, with her hands
crossed, musing.

‘I don’t think you will,’ muttered Tackleton, looking at her; ‘for you
seem to have forgotten all about it, already.  Caleb!’

‘I may venture to say I’m here, I suppose,’ thought Caleb.  ‘Sir!’

‘Take care she don’t forget what I’ve been saying to her.’

‘_She_ never forgets,’ returned Caleb.  ‘It’s one of the few things she
an’t clever in.’

‘Every man thinks his own geese swans,’ observed the Toy-merchant, with a
shrug.  ‘Poor devil!’

Having delivered himself of which remark, with infinite contempt, old
Gruff and Tackleton withdrew.

Bertha remained where he had left her, lost in meditation.  The gaiety
had vanished from her downcast face, and it was very sad.  Three or four
times she shook her head, as if bewailing some remembrance or some loss;
but her sorrowful reflections found no vent in words.

It was not until Caleb had been occupied, some time, in yoking a team of
horses to a waggon by the summary process of nailing the harness to the
vital parts of their bodies, that she drew near to his working-stool, and
sitting down beside him, said:

‘Father, I am lonely in the dark.  I want my eyes, my patient, willing
eyes.’

‘Here they are,’ said Caleb.  ‘Always ready.  They are more yours than
mine, Bertha, any hour in the four-and-twenty.  What shall your eyes do
for you, dear?’

‘Look round the room, father.’

‘All right,’ said Caleb.  ‘No sooner said than done, Bertha.’

‘Tell me about it.’

‘It’s much the same as usual,’ said Caleb.  ‘Homely, but very snug.  The
gay colours on the walls; the bright flowers on the plates and dishes;
the shining wood, where there are beams or panels; the general
cheerfulness and neatness of the building; make it very pretty.’

Cheerful and neat it was wherever Bertha’s hands could busy themselves.
But nowhere else, were cheerfulness and neatness possible, in the old
crazy shed which Caleb’s fancy so transformed.

‘You have your working dress on, and are not so gallant as when you wear
the handsome coat?’ said Bertha, touching him.

‘Not quite so gallant,’ answered Caleb.  ‘Pretty brisk though.’

‘Father,’ said the Blind Girl, drawing close to his side, and stealing
one arm round his neck, ‘tell me something about May.  She is very fair?’

‘She is indeed,’ said Caleb.  And she was indeed.  It was quite a rare
thing to Caleb, not to have to draw on his invention.

‘Her hair is dark,’ said Bertha, pensively, ‘darker than mine.  Her voice
is sweet and musical, I know.  I have often loved to hear it.  Her
shape—’

‘There’s not a Doll’s in all the room to equal it,’ said Caleb.  ‘And her
eyes!—’

He stopped; for Bertha had drawn closer round his neck, and from the arm
that clung about him, came a warning pressure which he understood too
well.

He coughed a moment, hammered for a moment, and then fell back upon the
song about the sparkling bowl; his infallible resource in all such
difficulties.

‘Our friend, father, our benefactor.  I am never tired, you know, of
hearing about him.—Now, was I ever?’ she said, hastily.

‘Of course not,’ answered Caleb, ‘and with reason.’

‘Ah!  With how much reason!’ cried the Blind Girl.  With such fervency,
that Caleb, though his motives were so pure, could not endure to meet her
face; but dropped his eyes, as if she could have read in them his
innocent deceit.

‘Then, tell me again about him, dear father,’ said Bertha.  ‘Many times
again!  His face is benevolent, kind, and tender.  Honest and true, I am
sure it is.  The manly heart that tries to cloak all favours with a show
of roughness and unwillingness, beats in its every look and glance.’

‘And makes it noble!’ added Caleb, in his quiet desperation.

‘And makes it noble!’ cried the Blind Girl.  ‘He is older than May,
father.’

‘Ye-es,’ said Caleb, reluctantly.  ‘He’s a little older than May.  But
that don’t signify.’

‘Oh father, yes!  To be his patient companion in infirmity and age; to be
his gentle nurse in sickness, and his constant friend in suffering and
sorrow; to know no weariness in working for his sake; to watch him, tend
him, sit beside his bed and talk to him awake, and pray for him asleep;
what privileges these would be!  What opportunities for proving all her
truth and devotion to him!  Would she do all this, dear father?

‘No doubt of it,’ said Caleb.

‘I love her, father; I can love her from my soul!’ exclaimed the Blind
Girl.  And saying so, she laid her poor blind face on Caleb’s shoulder,
and so wept and wept, that he was almost sorry to have brought that
tearful happiness upon her.

In the mean time, there had been a pretty sharp commotion at John
Peerybingle’s, for little Mrs. Peerybingle naturally couldn’t think of
going anywhere without the Baby; and to get the Baby under weigh took
time.  Not that there was much of the Baby, speaking of it as a thing of
weight and measure, but there was a vast deal to do about and about it,
and it all had to be done by easy stages.  For instance, when the Baby
was got, by hook and by crook, to a certain point of dressing, and you
might have rationally supposed that another touch or two would finish him
off, and turn him out a tip-top Baby challenging the world, he was
unexpectedly extinguished in a flannel cap, and hustled off to bed; where
he simmered (so to speak) between two blankets for the best part of an
hour.  From this state of inaction he was then recalled, shining very
much and roaring violently, to partake of—well?  I would rather say, if
you’ll permit me to speak generally—of a slight repast.  After which, he
went to sleep again.  Mrs. Peerybingle took advantage of this interval,
to make herself as smart in a small way as ever you saw anybody in all
your life; and, during the same short truce, Miss Slowboy insinuated
herself into a spencer of a fashion so surprising and ingenious, that it
had no connection with herself, or anything else in the universe, but was
a shrunken, dog’s-eared, independent fact, pursuing its lonely course
without the least regard to anybody.  By this time, the Baby, being all
alive again, was invested, by the united efforts of Mrs. Peerybingle and
Miss Slowboy, with a cream-coloured mantle for its body, and a sort of
nankeen raised-pie for its head; and so in course of time they all three
got down to the door, where the old horse had already taken more than the
full value of his day’s toll out of the Turnpike Trust, by tearing up the
road with his impatient autographs; and whence Boxer might be dimly seen
in the remote perspective, standing looking back, and tempting him to
come on without orders.

As to a chair, or anything of that kind for helping Mrs. Peerybingle into
the cart, you know very little of John, if you think _that_ was
necessary.  Before you could have seen him lift her from the ground,
there she was in her place, fresh and rosy, saying, ‘John!  How _can_
you!  Think of Tilly!’

If I might be allowed to mention a young lady’s legs, on any terms, I
would observe of Miss Slowboy’s that there was a fatality about them
which rendered them singularly liable to be grazed; and that she never
effected the smallest ascent or descent, without recording the
circumstance upon them with a notch, as Robinson Crusoe marked the days
upon his wooden calendar.  But as this might be considered ungenteel,
I’ll think of it.

‘John?  You’ve got the Basket with the Veal and Ham-Pie and things, and
the bottles of Beer?’ said Dot.  ‘If you haven’t, you must turn round
again, this very minute.’

‘You’re a nice little article,’ returned the Carrier, ‘to be talking
about turning round, after keeping me a full quarter of an hour behind my
time.’

‘I am sorry for it, John,’ said Dot in a great bustle, ‘but I really
could not think of going to Bertha’s—I would not do it, John, on any
account—without the Veal and Ham-Pie and things, and the bottles of Beer.
Way!’

This monosyllable was addressed to the horse, who didn’t mind it at all.

‘Oh _do_ way, John!’ said Mrs. Peerybingle.  ‘Please!’

‘It’ll be time enough to do that,’ returned John, ‘when I begin to leave
things behind me.  The basket’s here, safe enough.’

‘What a hard-hearted monster you must be, John, not to have said so, at
once, and save me such a turn!  I declared I wouldn’t go to Bertha’s
without the Veal and Ham-Pie and things, and the bottles of Beer, for any
money.  Regularly once a fortnight ever since we have been married, John,
have we made our little Pic-Nic there.  If anything was to go wrong with
it, I should almost think we were never to be lucky again.’

‘It was a kind thought in the first instance,’ said the Carrier: ‘and I
honour you for it, little woman.’

‘My dear John,’ replied Dot, turning very red, ‘don’t talk about
honouring _me_.  Good Gracious!’

‘By the bye—’ observed the Carrier.  ‘That old gentleman—’

Again so visibly, and instantly embarrassed!

‘He’s an odd fish,’ said the Carrier, looking straight along the road
before them.  ‘I can’t make him out.  I don’t believe there’s any harm in
him.’

‘None at all.  I’m—I’m sure there’s none at all.’

‘Yes,’ said the Carrier, with his eyes attracted to her face by the great
earnestness of her manner.  ‘I am glad you feel so certain of it, because
it’s a confirmation to me.  It’s curious that he should have taken it
into his head to ask leave to go on lodging with us; an’t it?  Things
come about so strangely.’

‘So very strangely,’ she rejoined in a low voice, scarcely audible.

‘However, he’s a good-natured old gentleman,’ said John, ‘and pays as a
gentleman, and I think his word is to be relied upon, like a gentleman’s.
I had quite a long talk with him this morning: he can hear me better
already, he says, as he gets more used to my voice.  He told me a great
deal about himself, and I told him a great deal about myself, and a rare
lot of questions he asked me.  I gave him information about my having two
beats, you know, in my business; one day to the right from our house and
back again; another day to the left from our house and back again (for
he’s a stranger and don’t know the names of places about here); and he
seemed quite pleased.  “Why, then I shall be returning home to-night your
way,” he says, “when I thought you’d be coming in an exactly opposite
direction.  That’s capital!  I may trouble you for another lift perhaps,
but I’ll engage not to fall so sound asleep again.”  He _was_ sound
asleep, sure-ly!—Dot! what are you thinking of?’

‘Thinking of, John?  I—I was listening to you.’

‘O!  That’s all right!’ said the honest Carrier.  ‘I was afraid, from the
look of your face, that I had gone rambling on so long, as to set you
thinking about something else.  I was very near it, I’ll be bound.’

Dot making no reply, they jogged on, for some little time, in silence.
But, it was not easy to remain silent very long in John Peerybingle’s
cart, for everybody on the road had something to say.  Though it might
only be ‘How are you!’ and indeed it was very often nothing else, still,
to give that back again in the right spirit of cordiality, required, not
merely a nod and a smile, but as wholesome an action of the lungs withal,
as a long-winded Parliamentary speech.  Sometimes, passengers on foot, or
horseback, plodded on a little way beside the cart, for the express
purpose of having a chat; and then there was a great deal to be said, on
both sides.

Then, Boxer gave occasion to more good-natured recognitions of, and by,
the Carrier, than half-a-dozen Christians could have done!  Everybody
knew him, all along the road—especially the fowls and pigs, who when they
saw him approaching, with his body all on one side, and his ears pricked
up inquisitively, and that knob of a tail making the most of itself in
the air, immediately withdrew into remote back settlements, without
waiting for the honour of a nearer acquaintance.  He had business
everywhere; going down all the turnings, looking into all the wells,
bolting in and out of all the cottages, dashing into the midst of all the
Dame-Schools, fluttering all the pigeons, magnifying the tails of all the
cats, and trotting into the public-houses like a regular customer.
Wherever he went, somebody or other might have been heard to cry,
‘Halloa!  Here’s Boxer!’ and out came that somebody forthwith,
accompanied by at least two or three other somebodies, to give John
Peerybingle and his pretty wife, Good Day.

The packages and parcels for the errand cart, were numerous; and there
were many stoppages to take them in and give them out, which were not by
any means the worst parts of the journey.  Some people were so full of
expectation about their parcels, and other people were so full of wonder
about their parcels, and other people were so full of inexhaustible
directions about their parcels, and John had such a lively interest in
all the parcels, that it was as good as a play.  Likewise, there were
articles to carry, which required to be considered and discussed, and in
reference to the adjustment and disposition of which, councils had to be
holden by the Carrier and the senders: at which Boxer usually assisted,
in short fits of the closest attention, and long fits of tearing round
and round the assembled sages and barking himself hoarse.  Of all these
little incidents, Dot was the amused and open-eyed spectatress from her
chair in the cart; and as she sat there, looking on—a charming little
portrait framed to admiration by the tilt—there was no lack of nudgings
and glancings and whisperings and envyings among the younger men.  And
this delighted John the Carrier, beyond measure; for he was proud to have
his little wife admired, knowing that she didn’t mind it—that, if
anything, she rather liked it perhaps.

The trip was a little foggy, to be sure, in the January weather; and was
raw and cold.  But who cared for such trifles?  Not Dot, decidedly.  Not
Tilly Slowboy, for she deemed sitting in a cart, on any terms, to be the
highest point of human joys; the crowning circumstance of earthly hopes.
Not the Baby, I’ll be sworn; for it’s not in Baby nature to be warmer or
more sound asleep, though its capacity is great in both respects, than
that blessed young Peerybingle was, all the way.

You couldn’t see very far in the fog, of course; but you could see a
great deal!  It’s astonishing how much you may see, in a thicker fog than
that, if you will only take the trouble to look for it.  Why, even to sit
watching for the Fairy-rings in the fields, and for the patches of
hoar-frost still lingering in the shade, near hedges and by trees, was a
pleasant occupation: to make no mention of the unexpected shapes in which
the trees themselves came starting out of the mist, and glided into it
again.  The hedges were tangled and bare, and waved a multitude of
blighted garlands in the wind; but there was no discouragement in this.
It was agreeable to contemplate; for it made the fireside warmer in
possession, and the summer greener in expectancy.  The river looked
chilly; but it was in motion, and moving at a good pace—which was a great
point.  The canal was rather slow and torpid; that must be admitted.
Never mind.  It would freeze the sooner when the frost set fairly in, and
then there would be skating, and sliding; and the heavy old barges,
frozen up somewhere near a wharf, would smoke their rusty iron chimney
pipes all day, and have a lazy time of it.

In one place, there was a great mound of weeds or stubble burning; and
they watched the fire, so white in the daytime, flaring through the fog,
with only here and there a dash of red in it, until, in consequence, as
she observed, of the smoke ‘getting up her nose,’ Miss Slowboy choked—she
could do anything of that sort, on the smallest provocation—and woke the
Baby, who wouldn’t go to sleep again.  But, Boxer, who was in advance
some quarter of a mile or so, had already passed the outposts of the
town, and gained the corner of the street where Caleb and his daughter
lived; and long before they had reached the door, he and the Blind Girl
were on the pavement waiting to receive them.

Boxer, by the way, made certain delicate distinctions of his own, in his
communication with Bertha, which persuade me fully that he knew her to be
blind.  He never sought to attract her attention by looking at her, as he
often did with other people, but touched her invariably.  What experience
he could ever have had of blind people or blind dogs, I don’t know.  He
had never lived with a blind master; nor had Mr. Boxer the elder, nor
Mrs. Boxer, nor any of his respectable family on either side, ever been
visited with blindness, that I am aware of.  He may have found it out for
himself, perhaps, but he had got hold of it somehow; and therefore he had
hold of Bertha too, by the skirt, and kept hold, until Mrs. Peerybingle
and the Baby, and Miss Slowboy, and the basket, were all got safely
within doors.

May Fielding was already come; and so was her mother—a little querulous
chip of an old lady with a peevish face, who, in right of having
preserved a waist like a bedpost, was supposed to be a most transcendent
figure; and who, in consequence of having once been better off, or of
labouring under an impression that she might have been, if something had
happened which never did happen, and seemed to have never been
particularly likely to come to pass—but it’s all the same—was very
genteel and patronising indeed.  Gruff and Tackleton was also there,
doing the agreeable, with the evident sensation of being as perfectly at
home, and as unquestionably in his own element, as a fresh young salmon
on the top of the Great Pyramid.

‘May!  My dear old friend!’ cried Dot, running up to meet her.  ‘What a
happiness to see you.’

Her old friend was, to the full, as hearty and as glad as she; and it
really was, if you’ll believe me, quite a pleasant sight to see them
embrace.  Tackleton was a man of taste beyond all question.  May was very
pretty.

You know sometimes, when you are used to a pretty face, how, when it
comes into contact and comparison with another pretty face, it seems for
the moment to be homely and faded, and hardly to deserve the high opinion
you have had of it.  Now, this was not at all the case, either with Dot
or May; for May’s face set off Dot’s, and Dot’s face set off May’s, so
naturally and agreeably, that, as John Peerybingle was very near saying
when he came into the room, they ought to have been born sisters—which
was the only improvement you could have suggested.

Tackleton had brought his leg of mutton, and, wonderful to relate, a tart
besides—but we don’t mind a little dissipation when our brides are in the
case; we don’t get married every day—and in addition to these dainties,
there were the Veal and Ham-Pie, and ‘things,’ as Mrs. Peerybingle called
them; which were chiefly nuts and oranges, and cakes, and such small
deer.  When the repast was set forth on the board, flanked by Caleb’s
contribution, which was a great wooden bowl of smoking potatoes (he was
prohibited, by solemn compact, from producing any other viands),
Tackleton led his intended mother-in-law to the post of honour.  For the
better gracing of this place at the high festival, the majestic old soul
had adorned herself with a cap, calculated to inspire the thoughtless
with sentiments of awe.  She also wore her gloves.  But let us be
genteel, or die!

Caleb sat next his daughter; Dot and her old schoolfellow were side by
side; the good Carrier took care of the bottom of the table.  Miss
Slowboy was isolated, for the time being, from every article of furniture
but the chair she sat on, that she might have nothing else to knock the
Baby’s head against.

As Tilly stared about her at the dolls and toys, they stared at her and
at the company.  The venerable old gentlemen at the street doors (who
were all in full action) showed especial interest in the party, pausing
occasionally before leaping, as if they were listening to the
conversation, and then plunging wildly over and over, a great many times,
without halting for breath—as in a frantic state of delight with the
whole proceedings.

Certainly, if these old gentlemen were inclined to have a fiendish joy in
the contemplation of Tackleton’s discomfiture, they had good reason to be
satisfied.  Tackleton couldn’t get on at all; and the more cheerful his
intended bride became in Dot’s society, the less he liked it, though he
had brought them together for that purpose.  For he was a regular dog in
the manger, was Tackleton; and when they laughed and he couldn’t, he took
it into his head, immediately, that they must be laughing at him.

‘Ah, May!’ said Dot.  ‘Dear dear, what changes!  To talk of those merry
school-days makes one young again.’

‘Why, you an’t particularly old, at any time; are you?’ said Tackleton.

‘Look at my sober plodding husband there,’ returned Dot.  ‘He adds twenty
years to my age at least.  Don’t you, John?’

‘Forty,’ John replied.

‘How many _you_’ll add to May’s, I am sure I don’t know,’ said Dot,
laughing.  ‘But she can’t be much less than a hundred years of age on her
next birthday.’

‘Ha ha!’ laughed Tackleton.  Hollow as a drum, that laugh though.  And he
looked as if he could have twisted Dot’s neck, comfortably.

‘Dear dear!’ said Dot.  ‘Only to remember how we used to talk, at school,
about the husbands we would choose.  I don’t know how young, and how
handsome, and how gay, and how lively, mine was not to be!  And as to
May’s!—Ah dear!  I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, when I think what
silly girls we were.’

May seemed to know which to do; for the colour flushed into her face, and
tears stood in her eyes.

‘Even the very persons themselves—real live young men—were fixed on
sometimes,’ said Dot.  ‘We little thought how things would come about.  I
never fixed on John I’m sure; I never so much as thought of him.  And if
I had told you, you were ever to be married to Mr. Tackleton, why you’d
have slapped me.  Wouldn’t you, May?’

Though May didn’t say yes, she certainly didn’t say no, or express no, by
any means.

Tackleton laughed—quite shouted, he laughed so loud.  John Peerybingle
laughed too, in his ordinary good-natured and contented manner; but his
was a mere whisper of a laugh, to Tackleton’s.

‘You couldn’t help yourselves, for all that.  You couldn’t resist us, you
see,’ said Tackleton.  ‘Here we are!  Here we are!’

‘Where are your gay young bridegrooms now!’

‘Some of them are dead,’ said Dot; ‘and some of them forgotten.  Some of
them, if they could stand among us at this moment, would not believe we
were the same creatures; would not believe that what they saw and heard
was real, and we _could_ forget them so.  No! they would not believe one
word of it!’

‘Why, Dot!’ exclaimed the Carrier.  ‘Little woman!’

She had spoken with such earnestness and fire, that she stood in need of
some recalling to herself, without doubt.  Her husband’s check was very
gentle, for he merely interfered, as he supposed, to shield old
Tackleton; but it proved effectual, for she stopped, and said no more.
There was an uncommon agitation, even in her silence, which the wary
Tackleton, who had brought his half-shut eye to bear upon her, noted
closely, and remembered to some purpose too.

May uttered no word, good or bad, but sat quite still, with her eyes cast
down, and made no sign of interest in what had passed.  The good lady her
mother now interposed, observing, in the first instance, that girls were
girls, and byegones byegones, and that so long as young people were young
and thoughtless, they would probably conduct themselves like young and
thoughtless persons: with two or three other positions of a no less sound
and incontrovertible character.  She then remarked, in a devout spirit,
that she thanked Heaven she had always found in her daughter May, a
dutiful and obedient child; for which she took no credit to herself,
though she had every reason to believe it was entirely owing to herself.
With regard to Mr. Tackleton she said, That he was in a moral point of
view an undeniable individual, and That he was in an eligible point of
view a son-in-law to be desired, no one in their senses could doubt.
(She was very emphatic here.)  With regard to the family into which he
was so soon about, after some solicitation, to be admitted, she believed
Mr. Tackleton knew that, although reduced in purse, it had some
pretensions to gentility; and if certain circumstances, not wholly
unconnected, she would go so far as to say, with the Indigo Trade, but to
which she would not more particularly refer, had happened differently, it
might perhaps have been in possession of wealth.  She then remarked that
she would not allude to the past, and would not mention that her daughter
had for some time rejected the suit of Mr. Tackleton; and that she would
not say a great many other things which she did say, at great length.
Finally, she delivered it as the general result of her observation and
experience, that those marriages in which there was least of what was
romantically and sillily called love, were always the happiest; and that
she anticipated the greatest possible amount of bliss—not rapturous
bliss; but the solid, steady-going article—from the approaching nuptials.
She concluded by informing the company that to-morrow was the day she had
lived for, expressly; and that when it was over, she would desire nothing
better than to be packed up and disposed of, in any genteel place of
burial.

As these remarks were quite unanswerable—which is the happy property of
all remarks that are sufficiently wide of the purpose—they changed the
current of the conversation, and diverted the general attention to the
Veal and Ham-Pie, the cold mutton, the potatoes, and the tart.  In order
that the bottled beer might not be slighted, John Peerybingle proposed
To-morrow: the Wedding-Day; and called upon them to drink a bumper to it,
before he proceeded on his journey.

For you ought to know that he only rested there, and gave the old horse a
bait.  He had to go some four or five miles farther on; and when he
returned in the evening, he called for Dot, and took another rest on his
way home.  This was the order of the day on all the Pic-Nic occasions,
had been, ever since their institution.

There were two persons present, besides the bride and bridegroom elect,
who did but indifferent honour to the toast.  One of these was Dot, too
flushed and discomposed to adapt herself to any small occurrence of the
moment; the other, Bertha, who rose up hurriedly, before the rest, and
left the table.

‘Good bye!’ said stout John Peerybingle, pulling on his dreadnought coat.
‘I shall be back at the old time.  Good bye all!’

‘Good bye, John,’ returned Caleb.

He seemed to say it by rote, and to wave his hand in the same unconscious
manner; for he stood observing Bertha with an anxious wondering face,
that never altered its expression.

‘Good bye, young shaver!’ said the jolly Carrier, bending down to kiss
the child; which Tilly Slowboy, now intent upon her knife and fork, had
deposited asleep (and strange to say, without damage) in a little cot of
Bertha’s furnishing; ‘good bye!  Time will come, I suppose, when _you’ll_
turn out into the cold, my little friend, and leave your old father to
enjoy his pipe and his rheumatics in the chimney-corner; eh?  Where’s
Dot?’

‘I’m here, John!’ she said, starting.

‘Come, come!’ returned the Carrier, clapping his sounding hands.
‘Where’s the pipe?’

‘I quite forgot the pipe, John.’

Forgot the pipe!  Was such a wonder ever heard of!  She!  Forgot the
pipe!

‘I’ll—I’ll fill it directly.  It’s soon done.’

But it was not so soon done, either.  It lay in the usual place—the
Carrier’s dreadnought pocket—with the little pouch, her own work, from
which she was used to fill it, but her hand shook so, that she entangled
it (and yet her hand was small enough to have come out easily, I am
sure), and bungled terribly.  The filling of the pipe and lighting it,
those little offices in which I have commended her discretion, were
vilely done, from first to last.  During the whole process, Tackleton
stood looking on maliciously with the half-closed eye; which, whenever it
met hers—or caught it, for it can hardly be said to have ever met another
eye: rather being a kind of trap to snatch it up—augmented her confusion
in a most remarkable degree.

‘Why, what a clumsy Dot you are, this afternoon!’ said John.  ‘I could
have done it better myself, I verily believe!’

With these good-natured words, he strode away, and presently was heard,
in company with Boxer, and the old horse, and the cart, making lively
music down the road.  What time the dreamy Caleb still stood, watching
his blind daughter, with the same expression on his face.

‘Bertha!’ said Caleb, softly.  ‘What has happened?  How changed you are,
my darling, in a few hours—since this morning.  _You_ silent and dull all
day!  What is it?  Tell me!’

‘Oh father, father!’ cried the Blind Girl, bursting into tears.  ‘Oh my
hard, hard fate!’

Caleb drew his hand across his eyes before he answered her.

‘But think how cheerful and how happy you have been, Bertha!  How good,
and how much loved, by many people.’

‘That strikes me to the heart, dear father!  Always so mindful of me!
Always so kind to me!’

Caleb was very much perplexed to understand her.

‘To be—to be blind, Bertha, my poor dear,’ he faltered, ‘is a great
affliction; but—’

‘I have never felt it!’ cried the Blind Girl.  ‘I have never felt it, in
its fulness.  Never!  I have sometimes wished that I could see you, or
could see him—only once, dear father, only for one little minute—that I
might know what it is I treasure up,’ she laid her hands upon her breast,
‘and hold here!  That I might be sure and have it right!  And sometimes
(but then I was a child) I have wept in my prayers at night, to think
that when your images ascended from my heart to Heaven, they might not be
the true resemblance of yourselves.  But I have never had these feelings
long.  They have passed away and left me tranquil and contented.’

‘And they will again,’ said Caleb.

‘But, father!  Oh my good, gentle father, bear with me, if I am wicked!’
said the Blind Girl.  ‘This is not the sorrow that so weighs me down!’

Her father could not choose but let his moist eyes overflow; she was so
earnest and pathetic, but he did not understand her, yet.

‘Bring her to me,’ said Bertha.  ‘I cannot hold it closed and shut within
myself.  Bring her to me, father!’

She knew he hesitated, and said, ‘May.  Bring May!’

May heard the mention of her name, and coming quietly towards her,
touched her on the arm.  The Blind Girl turned immediately, and held her
by both hands.

‘Look into my face, Dear heart, Sweet heart!’ said Bertha.  ‘Read it with
your beautiful eyes, and tell me if the truth is written on it.’

‘Dear Bertha, Yes!’

The Blind Girl still, upturning the blank sightless face, down which the
tears were coursing fast, addressed her in these words:

‘There is not, in my soul, a wish or thought that is not for your good,
bright May!  There is not, in my soul, a grateful recollection stronger
than the deep remembrance which is stored there, of the many many times
when, in the full pride of sight and beauty, you have had consideration
for Blind Bertha, even when we two were children, or when Bertha was as
much a child as ever blindness can be!  Every blessing on your head!
Light upon your happy course!  Not the less, my dear May;’ and she drew
towards her, in a closer grasp; ‘not the less, my bird, because, to-day,
the knowledge that you are to be His wife has wrung my heart almost to
breaking!  Father, May, Mary! oh forgive me that it is so, for the sake
of all he has done to relieve the weariness of my dark life: and for the
sake of the belief you have in me, when I call Heaven to witness that I
could not wish him married to a wife more worthy of his goodness!’

While speaking, she had released May Fielding’s hands, and clasped her
garments in an attitude of mingled supplication and love.  Sinking lower
and lower down, as she proceeded in her strange confession, she dropped
at last at the feet of her friend, and hid her blind face in the folds of
her dress.

‘Great Power!’ exclaimed her father, smitten at one blow with the truth,
‘have I deceived her from her cradle, but to break her heart at last!’

It was well for all of them that Dot, that beaming, useful, busy little
Dot—for such she was, whatever faults she had, and however you may learn
to hate her, in good time—it was well for all of them, I say, that she
was there: or where this would have ended, it were hard to tell.  But
Dot, recovering her self-possession, interposed, before May could reply,
or Caleb say another word.

‘Come, come, dear Bertha! come away with me!  Give her your arm, May.
So!  How composed she is, you see, already; and how good it is of her to
mind us,’ said the cheery little woman, kissing her upon the forehead.
‘Come away, dear Bertha.  Come! and here’s her good father will come with
her; won’t you, Caleb?  To—be—sure!’

Well, well! she was a noble little Dot in such things, and it must have
been an obdurate nature that could have withstood her influence.  When
she had got poor Caleb and his Bertha away, that they might comfort and
console each other, as she knew they only could, she presently came
bouncing back,—the saying is, as fresh as any daisy; I say fresher—to
mount guard over that bridling little piece of consequence in the cap and
gloves, and prevent the dear old creature from making discoveries.

‘So bring me the precious Baby, Tilly,’ said she, drawing a chair to the
fire; ‘and while I have it in my lap, here’s Mrs. Fielding, Tilly, will
tell me all about the management of Babies, and put me right in twenty
points where I’m as wrong as can be.  Won’t you, Mrs. Fielding?’

Not even the Welsh Giant, who, according to the popular expression, was
so ‘slow’ as to perform a fatal surgical operation upon himself, in
emulation of a juggling-trick achieved by his arch-enemy at
breakfast-time; not even he fell half so readily into the snare prepared
for him, as the old lady did into this artful pitfall.  The fact of
Tackleton having walked out; and furthermore, of two or three people
having been talking together at a distance, for two minutes, leaving her
to her own resources; was quite enough to have put her on her dignity,
and the bewailment of that mysterious convulsion in the Indigo trade, for
four-and-twenty hours.  But this becoming deference to her experience, on
the part of the young mother, was so irresistible, that after a short
affectation of humility, she began to enlighten her with the best grace
in the world; and sitting bolt upright before the wicked Dot, she did, in
half an hour, deliver more infallible domestic recipes and precepts, than
would (if acted on) have utterly destroyed and done up that Young
Peerybingle, though he had been an Infant Samson.

To change the theme, Dot did a little needlework—she carried the contents
of a whole workbox in her pocket; however she contrived it, I don’t
know—then did a little nursing; then a little more needlework; then had a
little whispering chat with May, while the old lady dozed; and so in
little bits of bustle, which was quite her manner always, found it a very
short afternoon.  Then, as it grew dark, and as it was a solemn part of
this Institution of the Pic-Nic that she should perform all Bertha’s
household tasks, she trimmed the fire, and swept the hearth, and set the
tea-board out, and drew the curtain, and lighted a candle.  Then she
played an air or two on a rude kind of harp, which Caleb had contrived
for Bertha, and played them very well; for Nature had made her delicate
little ear as choice a one for music as it would have been for jewels, if
she had had any to wear.  By this time it was the established hour for
having tea; and Tackleton came back again, to share the meal, and spend
the evening.

Caleb and Bertha had returned some time before, and Caleb had sat down to
his afternoon’s work.  But he couldn’t settle to it, poor fellow, being
anxious and remorseful for his daughter.  It was touching to see him
sitting idle on his working-stool, regarding her so wistfully, and always
saying in his face, ‘Have I deceived her from her cradle, but to break
her heart!’

When it was night, and tea was done, and Dot had nothing more to do in
washing up the cups and saucers; in a word—for I must come to it, and
there is no use in putting it off—when the time drew nigh for expecting
the Carrier’s return in every sound of distant wheels, her manner changed
again, her colour came and went, and she was very restless.  Not as good
wives are, when listening for their husbands.  No, no, no.  It was
another sort of restlessness from that.

Wheels heard.  A horse’s feet.  The barking of a dog.  The gradual
approach of all the sounds.  The scratching paw of Boxer at the door!

‘Whose step is that!’ cried Bertha, starting up.

‘Whose step?’ returned the Carrier, standing in the portal, with his
brown face ruddy as a winter berry from the keen night air.  ‘Why, mine.’

‘The other step,’ said Bertha.  ‘The man’s tread behind you!’

‘She is not to be deceived,’ observed the Carrier, laughing.  ‘Come
along, sir.  You’ll be welcome, never fear!’

He spoke in a loud tone; and as he spoke, the deaf old gentleman entered.

‘He’s not so much a stranger, that you haven’t seen him once, Caleb,’
said the Carrier.  ‘You’ll give him house-room till we go?’

‘Oh surely, John, and take it as an honour.’

‘He’s the best company on earth, to talk secrets in,’ said John.  ‘I have
reasonable good lungs, but he tries ’em, I can tell you.  Sit down, sir.
All friends here, and glad to see you!’

When he had imparted this assurance, in a voice that amply corroborated
what he had said about his lungs, he added in his natural tone, ‘A chair
in the chimney-corner, and leave to sit quite silent and look pleasantly
about him, is all he cares for.  He’s easily pleased.’

Bertha had been listening intently.  She called Caleb to her side, when
he had set the chair, and asked him, in a low voice, to describe their
visitor.  When he had done so (truly now; with scrupulous fidelity), she
moved, for the first time since he had come in, and sighed, and seemed to
have no further interest concerning him.

The Carrier was in high spirits, good fellow that he was, and fonder of
his little wife than ever.

‘A clumsy Dot she was, this afternoon!’ he said, encircling her with his
rough arm, as she stood, removed from the rest; ‘and yet I like her
somehow.  See yonder, Dot!’

He pointed to the old man.  She looked down.  I think she trembled.

‘He’s—ha ha ha!—he’s full of admiration for you!’ said the Carrier.
‘Talked of nothing else, the whole way here.  Why, he’s a brave old boy.
I like him for it!’

‘I wish he had had a better subject, John,’ she said, with an uneasy
glance about the room.  At Tackleton especially.

‘A better subject!’ cried the jovial John.  ‘There’s no such thing.
Come, off with the great-coat, off with the thick shawl, off with the
heavy wrappers! and a cosy half-hour by the fire!  My humble service,
Mistress.  A game at cribbage, you and I?  That’s hearty.  The cards and
board, Dot.  And a glass of beer here, if there’s any left, small wife!’

His challenge was addressed to the old lady, who accepting it with
gracious readiness, they were soon engaged upon the game.  At first, the
Carrier looked about him sometimes, with a smile, or now and then called
Dot to peep over his shoulder at his hand, and advise him on some knotty
point.  But his adversary being a rigid disciplinarian, and subject to an
occasional weakness in respect of pegging more than she was entitled to,
required such vigilance on his part, as left him neither eyes nor ears to
spare.  Thus, his whole attention gradually became absorbed upon the
cards; and he thought of nothing else, until a hand upon his shoulder
restored him to a consciousness of Tackleton.

‘I am sorry to disturb you—but a word, directly.’

‘I’m going to deal,’ returned the Carrier.  ‘It’s a crisis.’

‘It is,’ said Tackleton.  ‘Come here, man!’

There was that in his pale face which made the other rise immediately,
and ask him, in a hurry, what the matter was.

‘Hush!  John Peerybingle,’ said Tackleton.  ‘I am sorry for this.  I am
indeed.  I have been afraid of it.  I have suspected it from the first.’

‘What is it?’ asked the Carrier, with a frightened aspect.

‘Hush!  I’ll show you, if you’ll come with me.’

The Carrier accompanied him, without another word.  They went across a
yard, where the stars were shining, and by a little side-door, into
Tackleton’s own counting-house, where there was a glass window,
commanding the ware-room, which was closed for the night.  There was no
light in the counting-house itself, but there were lamps in the long
narrow ware-room; and consequently the window was bright.

‘A moment!’ said Tackleton.  ‘Can you bear to look through that window,
do you think?’

‘Why not?’ returned the Carrier.

‘A moment more,’ said Tackleton.  ‘Don’t commit any violence.  It’s of no
use.  It’s dangerous too.  You’re a strong-made man; and you might do
murder before you know it.’

The Carrier looked him in the face, and recoiled a step as if he had been
struck.  In one stride he was at the window, and he saw—

Oh Shadow on the Hearth!  Oh truthful Cricket!  Oh perfidious Wife!

He saw her, with the old man—old no longer, but erect and gallant—bearing
in his hand the false white hair that had won his way into their desolate
and miserable home.  He saw her listening to him, as he bent his head to
whisper in her ear; and suffering him to clasp her round the waist, as
they moved slowly down the dim wooden gallery towards the door by which
they had entered it.  He saw them stop, and saw her turn—to have the
face, the face he loved so, so presented to his view!—and saw her, with
her own hands, adjust the lie upon his head, laughing, as she did it, at
his unsuspicious nature!

He clenched his strong right hand at first, as if it would have beaten
down a lion.  But opening it immediately again, he spread it out before
the eyes of Tackleton (for he was tender of her, even then), and so, as
they passed out, fell down upon a desk, and was as weak as any infant.

He was wrapped up to the chin, and busy with his horse and parcels, when
she came into the room, prepared for going home.

‘Now, John, dear!  Good night, May!  Good night, Bertha!’

Could she kiss them?  Could she be blithe and cheerful in her parting?
Could she venture to reveal her face to them without a blush?  Yes.
Tackleton observed her closely, and she did all this.

Tilly was hushing the Baby, and she crossed and re-crossed Tackleton, a
dozen times, repeating drowsily:

‘Did the knowledge that it was to be its wifes, then, wring its hearts
almost to breaking; and did its fathers deceive it from its cradles but
to break its hearts at last!’

‘Now, Tilly, give me the Baby!  Good night, Mr. Tackleton.  Where’s John,
for goodness’ sake?’

‘He’s going to walk beside the horse’s head,’ said Tackleton; who helped
her to her seat.

‘My dear John.  Walk?  To-night?’

The muffled figure of her husband made a hasty sign in the affirmative;
and the false stranger and the little nurse being in their places, the
old horse moved off.  Boxer, the unconscious Boxer, running on before,
running back, running round and round the cart, and barking as
triumphantly and merrily as ever.

When Tackleton had gone off likewise, escorting May and her mother home,
poor Caleb sat down by the fire beside his daughter; anxious and
remorseful at the core; and still saying in his wistful contemplation of
her, ‘Have I deceived her from her cradle, but to break her heart at
last!’

The toys that had been set in motion for the Baby, had all stopped, and
run down, long ago.  In the faint light and silence, the imperturbably
calm dolls, the agitated rocking-horses with distended eyes and nostrils,
the old gentlemen at the street-doors, standing half doubled up upon
their failing knees and ankles, the wry-faced nut-crackers, the very
Beasts upon their way into the Ark, in twos, like a Boarding School out
walking, might have been imagined to be stricken motionless with
fantastic wonder, at Dot being false, or Tackleton beloved, under any
combination of circumstances.




CHAPTER III—Chirp the Third


The Dutch clock in the corner struck Ten, when the Carrier sat down by
his fireside.  So troubled and grief-worn, that he seemed to scare the
Cuckoo, who, having cut his ten melodious announcements as short as
possible, plunged back into the Moorish Palace again, and clapped his
little door behind him, as if the unwonted spectacle were too much for
his feelings.

If the little Haymaker had been armed with the sharpest of scythes, and
had cut at every stroke into the Carrier’s heart, he never could have
gashed and wounded it, as Dot had done.

It was a heart so full of love for her; so bound up and held together by
innumerable threads of winning remembrance, spun from the daily working
of her many qualities of endearment; it was a heart in which she had
enshrined herself so gently and so closely; a heart so single and so
earnest in its Truth, so strong in right, so weak in wrong; that it could
cherish neither passion nor revenge at first, and had only room to hold
the broken image of its Idol.

But, slowly, slowly, as the Carrier sat brooding on his hearth, now cold
and dark, other and fiercer thoughts began to rise within him, as an
angry wind comes rising in the night.  The Stranger was beneath his
outraged roof.  Three steps would take him to his chamber-door.  One blow
would beat it in.  ‘You might do murder before you know it,’ Tackleton
had said.  How could it be murder, if he gave the villain time to grapple
with him hand to hand!  He was the younger man.

It was an ill-timed thought, bad for the dark mood of his mind.  It was
an angry thought, goading him to some avenging act, that should change
the cheerful house into a haunted place which lonely travellers would
dread to pass by night; and where the timid would see shadows struggling
in the ruined windows when the moon was dim, and hear wild noises in the
stormy weather.

He was the younger man!  Yes, yes; some lover who had won the heart that
_he_ had never touched.  Some lover of her early choice, of whom she had
thought and dreamed, for whom she had pined and pined, when he had
fancied her so happy by his side.  O agony to think of it!

She had been above-stairs with the Baby, getting it to bed.  As he sat
brooding on the hearth, she came close beside him, without his
knowledge—in the turning of the rack of his great misery, he lost all
other sounds—and put her little stool at his feet.  He only knew it, when
he felt her hand upon his own, and saw her looking up into his face.

With wonder?  No.  It was his first impression, and he was fain to look
at her again, to set it right.  No, not with wonder.  With an eager and
inquiring look; but not with wonder.  At first it was alarmed and
serious; then, it changed into a strange, wild, dreadful smile of
recognition of his thoughts; then, there was nothing but her clasped
hands on her brow, and her bent head, and falling hair.

Though the power of Omnipotence had been his to wield at that moment, he
had too much of its diviner property of Mercy in his breast, to have
turned one feather’s weight of it against her.  But he could not bear to
see her crouching down upon the little seat where he had often looked on
her, with love and pride, so innocent and gay; and, when she rose and
left him, sobbing as she went, he felt it a relief to have the vacant
place beside him rather than her so long-cherished presence.  This in
itself was anguish keener than all, reminding him how desolate he was
become, and how the great bond of his life was rent asunder.

The more he felt this, and the more he knew he could have better borne to
see her lying prematurely dead before him with their little child upon
her breast, the higher and the stronger rose his wrath against his enemy.
He looked about him for a weapon.

There was a gun, hanging on the wall.  He took it down, and moved a pace
or two towards the door of the perfidious Stranger’s room.  He knew the
gun was loaded.  Some shadowy idea that it was just to shoot this man
like a wild beast, seized him, and dilated in his mind until it grew into
a monstrous demon in complete possession of him, casting out all milder
thoughts and setting up its undivided empire.

That phrase is wrong.  Not casting out his milder thoughts, but artfully
transforming them.  Changing them into scourges to drive him on.  Turning
water into blood, love into hate, gentleness into blind ferocity.  Her
image, sorrowing, humbled, but still pleading to his tenderness and mercy
with resistless power, never left his mind; but, staying there, it urged
him to the door; raised the weapon to his shoulder; fitted and nerved his
finger to the trigger; and cried ‘Kill him!  In his bed!’

He reversed the gun to beat the stock upon the door; he already held it
lifted in the air; some indistinct design was in his thoughts of calling
out to him to fly, for God’s sake, by the window—

When, suddenly, the struggling fire illumined the whole chimney with a
glow of light; and the Cricket on the Hearth began to Chirp!

No sound he could have heard, no human voice, not even hers, could so
have moved and softened him.  The artless words in which she had told him
of her love for this same Cricket, were once more freshly spoken; her
trembling, earnest manner at the moment, was again before him; her
pleasant voice—O what a voice it was, for making household music at the
fireside of an honest man!—thrilled through and through his better
nature, and awoke it into life and action.

He recoiled from the door, like a man walking in his sleep, awakened from
a frightful dream; and put the gun aside.  Clasping his hands before his
face, he then sat down again beside the fire, and found relief in tears.

The Cricket on the Hearth came out into the room, and stood in Fairy
shape before him.

‘“I love it,”’ said the Fairy Voice, repeating what he well remembered,
‘“for the many times I have heard it, and the many thoughts its harmless
music has given me.”’

‘She said so!’ cried the Carrier.  ‘True!’

‘“This has been a happy home, John; and I love the Cricket for its
sake!”’

‘It has been, Heaven knows,’ returned the Carrier.  ‘She made it happy,
always,—until now.’

‘So gracefully sweet-tempered; so domestic, joyful, busy, and
light-hearted!’ said the Voice.

‘Otherwise I never could have loved her as I did,’ returned the Carrier.

The Voice, correcting him, said ‘do.’

The Carrier repeated ‘as I did.’  But not firmly.  His faltering tongue
resisted his control, and would speak in its own way, for itself and him.

The Figure, in an attitude of invocation, raised its hand and said:

‘Upon your own hearth—’

‘The hearth she has blighted,’ interposed the Carrier.

‘The hearth she has—how often!—blessed and brightened,’ said the Cricket;
‘the hearth which, but for her, were only a few stones and bricks and
rusty bars, but which has been, through her, the Altar of your Home; on
which you have nightly sacrificed some petty passion, selfishness, or
care, and offered up the homage of a tranquil mind, a trusting nature,
and an overflowing heart; so that the smoke from this poor chimney has
gone upward with a better fragrance than the richest incense that is
burnt before the richest shrines in all the gaudy temples of this
world!—Upon your own hearth; in its quiet sanctuary; surrounded by its
gentle influences and associations; hear her!  Hear me!  Hear everything
that speaks the language of your hearth and home!’

‘And pleads for her?’ inquired the Carrier.

‘All things that speak the language of your hearth and home, must plead
for her!’ returned the Cricket.  ‘For they speak the truth.’

And while the Carrier, with his head upon his hands, continued to sit
meditating in his chair, the Presence stood beside him, suggesting his
reflections by its power, and presenting them before him, as in a glass
or picture.  It was not a solitary Presence.  From the hearthstone, from
the chimney, from the clock, the pipe, the kettle, and the cradle; from
the floor, the walls, the ceiling, and the stairs; from the cart without,
and the cupboard within, and the household implements; from every thing
and every place with which she had ever been familiar, and with which she
had ever entwined one recollection of herself in her unhappy husband’s
mind; Fairies came trooping forth.  Not to stand beside him as the
Cricket did, but to busy and bestir themselves.  To do all honour to her
image.  To pull him by the skirts, and point to it when it appeared.  To
cluster round it, and embrace it, and strew flowers for it to tread on.
To try to crown its fair head with their tiny hands.  To show that they
were fond of it and loved it; and that there was not one ugly, wicked or
accusatory creature to claim knowledge of it—none but their playful and
approving selves.

His thoughts were constant to her image.  It was always there.

She sat plying her needle, before the fire, and singing to herself.  Such
a blithe, thriving, steady little Dot!  The fairy figures turned upon him
all at once, by one consent, with one prodigious concentrated stare, and
seemed to say, ‘Is this the light wife you are mourning for!’

There were sounds of gaiety outside, musical instruments, and noisy
tongues, and laughter.  A crowd of young merry-makers came pouring in,
among whom were May Fielding and a score of pretty girls.  Dot was the
fairest of them all; as young as any of them too.  They came to summon
her to join their party.  It was a dance.  If ever little foot were made
for dancing, hers was, surely.  But she laughed, and shook her head, and
pointed to her cookery on the fire, and her table ready spread: with an
exulting defiance that rendered her more charming than she was before.
And so she merrily dismissed them, nodding to her would-be partners, one
by one, as they passed, but with a comical indifference, enough to make
them go and drown themselves immediately if they were her admirers—and
they must have been so, more or less; they couldn’t help it.  And yet
indifference was not her character.  O no!  For presently, there came a
certain Carrier to the door; and bless her what a welcome she bestowed
upon him!

Again the staring figures turned upon him all at once, and seemed to say,
‘Is this the wife who has forsaken you!’

A shadow fell upon the mirror or the picture: call it what you will.  A
great shadow of the Stranger, as he first stood underneath their roof;
covering its surface, and blotting out all other objects.  But the nimble
Fairies worked like bees to clear it off again.  And Dot again was there.
Still bright and beautiful.

Rocking her little Baby in its cradle, singing to it softly, and resting
her head upon a shoulder which had its counterpart in the musing figure
by which the Fairy Cricket stood.

The night—I mean the real night: not going by Fairy clocks—was wearing
now; and in this stage of the Carrier’s thoughts, the moon burst out, and
shone brightly in the sky.  Perhaps some calm and quiet light had risen
also, in his mind; and he could think more soberly of what had happened.

Although the shadow of the Stranger fell at intervals upon the
glass—always distinct, and big, and thoroughly defined—it never fell so
darkly as at first.  Whenever it appeared, the Fairies uttered a general
cry of consternation, and plied their little arms and legs, with
inconceivable activity, to rub it out.  And whenever they got at Dot
again, and showed her to him once more, bright and beautiful, they
cheered in the most inspiring manner.

They never showed her, otherwise than beautiful and bright, for they were
Household Spirits to whom falsehood is annihilation; and being so, what
Dot was there for them, but the one active, beaming, pleasant little
creature who had been the light and sun of the Carrier’s Home!

The Fairies were prodigiously excited when they showed her, with the
Baby, gossiping among a knot of sage old matrons, and affecting to be
wondrous old and matronly herself, and leaning in a staid, demure old way
upon her husband’s arm, attempting—she! such a bud of a little woman—to
convey the idea of having abjured the vanities of the world in general,
and of being the sort of person to whom it was no novelty at all to be a
mother; yet in the same breath, they showed her, laughing at the Carrier
for being awkward, and pulling up his shirt-collar to make him smart, and
mincing merrily about that very room to teach him how to dance!

They turned, and stared immensely at him when they showed her with the
Blind Girl; for, though she carried cheerfulness and animation with her
wheresoever she went, she bore those influences into Caleb Plummer’s
home, heaped up and running over.  The Blind Girl’s love for her, and
trust in her, and gratitude to her; her own good busy way of setting
Bertha’s thanks aside; her dexterous little arts for filling up each
moment of the visit in doing something useful to the house, and really
working hard while feigning to make holiday; her bountiful provision of
those standing delicacies, the Veal and Ham-Pie and the bottles of Beer;
her radiant little face arriving at the door, and taking leave; the
wonderful expression in her whole self, from her neat foot to the crown
of her head, of being a part of the establishment—a something necessary
to it, which it couldn’t be without; all this the Fairies revelled in,
and loved her for.  And once again they looked upon him all at once,
appealingly, and seemed to say, while some among them nestled in her
dress and fondled her, ‘Is this the wife who has betrayed your
confidence!’

More than once, or twice, or thrice, in the long thoughtful night, they
showed her to him sitting on her favourite seat, with her bent head, her
hands clasped on her brow, her falling hair.  As he had seen her last.
And when they found her thus, they neither turned nor looked upon him,
but gathered close round her, and comforted and kissed her, and pressed
on one another to show sympathy and kindness to her, and forgot him
altogether.

Thus the night passed.  The moon went down; the stars grew pale; the cold
day broke; the sun rose.  The Carrier still sat, musing, in the chimney
corner.  He had sat there, with his head upon his hands, all night.  All
night the faithful Cricket had been Chirp, Chirp, Chirping on the Hearth.
All night he had listened to its voice.  All night the household Fairies
had been busy with him.  All night she had been amiable and blameless in
the glass, except when that one shadow fell upon it.

He rose up when it was broad day, and washed and dressed himself.  He
couldn’t go about his customary cheerful avocations—he wanted spirit for
them—but it mattered the less, that it was Tackleton’s wedding-day, and
he had arranged to make his rounds by proxy.  He thought to have gone
merrily to church with Dot.  But such plans were at an end.  It was their
own wedding-day too.  Ah! how little he had looked for such a close to
such a year!

The Carrier had expected that Tackleton would pay him an early visit; and
he was right.  He had not walked to and fro before his own door, many
minutes, when he saw the Toy-merchant coming in his chaise along the
road.  As the chaise drew nearer, he perceived that Tackleton was dressed
out sprucely for his marriage, and that he had decorated his horse’s head
with flowers and favours.

The horse looked much more like a bridegroom than Tackleton, whose
half-closed eye was more disagreeably expressive than ever.  But the
Carrier took little heed of this.  His thoughts had other occupation.

‘John Peerybingle!’ said Tackleton, with an air of condolence.  ‘My good
fellow, how do you find yourself this morning?’

‘I have had but a poor night, Master Tackleton,’ returned the Carrier,
shaking his head: ‘for I have been a good deal disturbed in my mind.  But
it’s over now!  Can you spare me half an hour or so, for some private
talk?’

‘I came on purpose,’ returned Tackleton, alighting.  ‘Never mind the
horse.  He’ll stand quiet enough, with the reins over this post, if
you’ll give him a mouthful of hay.’

The Carrier having brought it from his stable, and set it before him,
they turned into the house.

‘You are not married before noon,’ he said, ‘I think?’

‘No,’ answered Tackleton.  ‘Plenty of time.  Plenty of time.’

When they entered the kitchen, Tilly Slowboy was rapping at the
Stranger’s door; which was only removed from it by a few steps.  One of
her very red eyes (for Tilly had been crying all night long, because her
mistress cried) was at the keyhole; and she was knocking very loud; and
seemed frightened.

‘If you please I can’t make nobody hear,’ said Tilly, looking round.  ‘I
hope nobody an’t gone and been and died if you please!’

This philanthropic wish, Miss Slowboy emphasised with various new raps
and kicks at the door; which led to no result whatever.

‘Shall I go?’ said Tackleton.  ‘It’s curious.’

The Carrier, who had turned his face from the door, signed to him to go
if he would.

So Tackleton went to Tilly Slowboy’s relief; and he too kicked and
knocked; and he too failed to get the least reply.  But he thought of
trying the handle of the door; and as it opened easily, he peeped in,
looked in, went in, and soon came running out again.

‘John Peerybingle,’ said Tackleton, in his ear.  ‘I hope there has been
nothing—nothing rash in the night?’

The Carrier turned upon him quickly.

‘Because he’s gone!’ said Tackleton; ‘and the window’s open.  I don’t see
any marks—to be sure it’s almost on a level with the garden: but I was
afraid there might have been some—some scuffle.  Eh?’

He nearly shut up the expressive eye altogether; he looked at him so
hard.  And he gave his eye, and his face, and his whole person, a sharp
twist.  As if he would have screwed the truth out of him.

‘Make yourself easy,’ said the Carrier.  ‘He went into that room last
night, without harm in word or deed from me, and no one has entered it
since.  He is away of his own free will.  I’d go out gladly at that door,
and beg my bread from house to house, for life, if I could so change the
past that he had never come.  But he has come and gone.  And I have done
with him!’

‘Oh!—Well, I think he has got off pretty easy,’ said Tackleton, taking a
chair.

The sneer was lost upon the Carrier, who sat down too, and shaded his
face with his hand, for some little time, before proceeding.

‘You showed me last night,’ he said at length, ‘my wife; my wife that I
love; secretly—’

‘And tenderly,’ insinuated Tackleton.

‘Conniving at that man’s disguise, and giving him opportunities of
meeting her alone.  I think there’s no sight I wouldn’t have rather seen
than that.  I think there’s no man in the world I wouldn’t have rather
had to show it me.’

‘I confess to having had my suspicions always,’ said Tackleton.  ‘And
that has made me objectionable here, I know.’

‘But as you did show it me,’ pursued the Carrier, not minding him; ‘and
as you saw her, my wife, my wife that I love’—his voice, and eye, and
hand, grew steadier and firmer as he repeated these words: evidently in
pursuance of a steadfast purpose—‘as you saw her at this disadvantage, it
is right and just that you should also see with my eyes, and look into my
breast, and know what my mind is, upon the subject.  For it’s settled,’
said the Carrier, regarding him attentively.  ‘And nothing can shake it
now.’

Tackleton muttered a few general words of assent, about its being
necessary to vindicate something or other; but he was overawed by the
manner of his companion.  Plain and unpolished as it was, it had a
something dignified and noble in it, which nothing but the soul of
generous honour dwelling in the man could have imparted.

‘I am a plain, rough man,’ pursued the Carrier, ‘with very little to
recommend me.  I am not a clever man, as you very well know.  I am not a
young man.  I loved my little Dot, because I had seen her grow up, from a
child, in her father’s house; because I knew how precious she was;
because she had been my life, for years and years.  There’s many men I
can’t compare with, who never could have loved my little Dot like me, I
think!’

He paused, and softly beat the ground a short time with his foot, before
resuming.

‘I often thought that though I wasn’t good enough for her, I should make
her a kind husband, and perhaps know her value better than another; and
in this way I reconciled it to myself, and came to think it might be
possible that we should be married.  And in the end it came about, and we
were married.’

‘Hah!’ said Tackleton, with a significant shake of the head.

‘I had studied myself; I had had experience of myself; I knew how much I
loved her, and how happy I should be,’ pursued the Carrier.  ‘But I had
not—I feel it now—sufficiently considered her.’

‘To be sure,’ said Tackleton.  ‘Giddiness, frivolity, fickleness, love of
admiration!  Not considered!  All left out of sight!  Hah!’

‘You had best not interrupt me,’ said the Carrier, with some sternness,
‘till you understand me; and you’re wide of doing so.  If, yesterday, I’d
have struck that man down at a blow, who dared to breathe a word against
her, to-day I’d set my foot upon his face, if he was my brother!’

The Toy-merchant gazed at him in astonishment.  He went on in a softer
tone:

‘Did I consider,’ said the Carrier, ‘that I took her—at her age, and with
her beauty—from her young companions, and the many scenes of which she
was the ornament; in which she was the brightest little star that ever
shone, to shut her up from day to day in my dull house, and keep my
tedious company?  Did I consider how little suited I was to her sprightly
humour, and how wearisome a plodding man like me must be, to one of her
quick spirit?  Did I consider that it was no merit in me, or claim in me,
that I loved her, when everybody must, who knew her?  Never.  I took
advantage of her hopeful nature and her cheerful disposition; and I
married her.  I wish I never had!  For her sake; not for mine!’

The Toy-merchant gazed at him, without winking.  Even the half-shut eye
was open now.

‘Heaven bless her!’ said the Carrier, ‘for the cheerful constancy with
which she tried to keep the knowledge of this from me!  And Heaven help
me, that, in my slow mind, I have not found it out before!  Poor child!
Poor Dot!  _I_ not to find it out, who have seen her eyes fill with
tears, when such a marriage as our own was spoken of!  I, who have seen
the secret trembling on her lips a hundred times, and never suspected it
till last night!  Poor girl!  That I could ever hope she would be fond of
me!  That I could ever believe she was!’

‘She made a show of it,’ said Tackleton.  ‘She made such a show of it,
that to tell you the truth it was the origin of my misgivings.’

And here he asserted the superiority of May Fielding, who certainly made
no sort of show of being fond of _him_.

‘She has tried,’ said the poor Carrier, with greater emotion than he had
exhibited yet; ‘I only now begin to know how hard she has tried, to be my
dutiful and zealous wife.  How good she has been; how much she has done;
how brave and strong a heart she has; let the happiness I have known
under this roof bear witness!  It will be some help and comfort to me,
when I am here alone.’

‘Here alone?’ said Tackleton.  ‘Oh!  Then you do mean to take some notice
of this?’

‘I mean,’ returned the Carrier, ‘to do her the greatest kindness, and
make her the best reparation, in my power.  I can release her from the
daily pain of an unequal marriage, and the struggle to conceal it.  She
shall be as free as I can render her.’

‘Make _her_ reparation!’ exclaimed Tackleton, twisting and turning his
great ears with his hands.  ‘There must be something wrong here.  You
didn’t say that, of course.’

The Carrier set his grip upon the collar of the Toy-merchant, and shook
him like a reed.

‘Listen to me!’ he said.  ‘And take care that you hear me right.  Listen
to me.  Do I speak plainly?’

‘Very plainly indeed,’ answered Tackleton.

‘As if I meant it?’

‘Very much as if you meant it.’

‘I sat upon that hearth, last night, all night,’ exclaimed the Carrier.
‘On the spot where she has often sat beside me, with her sweet face
looking into mine.  I called up her whole life, day by day.  I had her
dear self, in its every passage, in review before me.  And upon my soul
she is innocent, if there is One to judge the innocent and guilty!’

Staunch Cricket on the Hearth!  Loyal household Fairies!

‘Passion and distrust have left me!’ said the Carrier; ‘and nothing but
my grief remains.  In an unhappy moment some old lover, better suited to
her tastes and years than I; forsaken, perhaps, for me, against her will;
returned.  In an unhappy moment, taken by surprise, and wanting time to
think of what she did, she made herself a party to his treachery, by
concealing it.  Last night she saw him, in the interview we witnessed.
It was wrong.  But otherwise than this she is innocent if there is truth
on earth!’

‘If that is your opinion’—Tackleton began.

‘So, let her go!’ pursued the Carrier.  ‘Go, with my blessing for the
many happy hours she has given me, and my forgiveness for any pang she
has caused me.  Let her go, and have the peace of mind I wish her!
She’ll never hate me.  She’ll learn to like me better, when I’m not a
drag upon her, and she wears the chain I have riveted, more lightly.
This is the day on which I took her, with so little thought for her
enjoyment, from her home.  To-day she shall return to it, and I will
trouble her no more.  Her father and mother will be here to-day—we had
made a little plan for keeping it together—and they shall take her home.
I can trust her, there, or anywhere.  She leaves me without blame, and
she will live so I am sure.  If I should die—I may perhaps while she is
still young; I have lost some courage in a few hours—she’ll find that I
remembered her, and loved her to the last!  This is the end of what you
showed me.  Now, it’s over!’

‘O no, John, not over.  Do not say it’s over yet!  Not quite yet.  I have
heard your noble words.  I could not steal away, pretending to be
ignorant of what has affected me with such deep gratitude.  Do not say
it’s over, ‘till the clock has struck again!’

She had entered shortly after Tackleton, and had remained there.  She
never looked at Tackleton, but fixed her eyes upon her husband.  But she
kept away from him, setting as wide a space as possible between them; and
though she spoke with most impassioned earnestness, she went no nearer to
him even then.  How different in this from her old self!

‘No hand can make the clock which will strike again for me the hours that
are gone,’ replied the Carrier, with a faint smile.  ‘But let it be so,
if you will, my dear.  It will strike soon.  It’s of little matter what
we say.  I’d try to please you in a harder case than that.’

‘Well!’ muttered Tackleton.  ‘I must be off, for when the clock strikes
again, it’ll be necessary for me to be upon my way to church.  Good
morning, John Peerybingle.  I’m sorry to be deprived of the pleasure of
your company.  Sorry for the loss, and the occasion of it too!’

‘I have spoken plainly?’ said the Carrier, accompanying him to the door.

‘Oh quite!’

‘And you’ll remember what I have said?’

‘Why, if you compel me to make the observation,’ said Tackleton,
previously taking the precaution of getting into his chaise; ‘I must say
that it was so very unexpected, that I’m far from being likely to forget
it.’

‘The better for us both,’ returned the Carrier.  ‘Good bye.  I give you
joy!’

‘I wish I could give it to _you_,’ said Tackleton.  ‘As I can’t;
thank’ee.  Between ourselves, (as I told you before, eh?) I don’t much
think I shall have the less joy in my married life, because May hasn’t
been too officious about me, and too demonstrative.  Good bye!  Take care
of yourself.’

The Carrier stood looking after him until he was smaller in the distance
than his horse’s flowers and favours near at hand; and then, with a deep
sigh, went strolling like a restless, broken man, among some neighbouring
elms; unwilling to return until the clock was on the eve of striking.

His little wife, being left alone, sobbed piteously; but often dried her
eyes and checked herself, to say how good he was, how excellent he was!
and once or twice she laughed; so heartily, triumphantly, and
incoherently (still crying all the time), that Tilly was quite horrified.

‘Ow if you please don’t!’ said Tilly.  ‘It’s enough to dead and bury the
Baby, so it is if you please.’

‘Will you bring him sometimes, to see his father, Tilly,’ inquired her
mistress, drying her eyes; ‘when I can’t live here, and have gone to my
old home?’

‘Ow if you please don’t!’ cried Tilly, throwing back her head, and
bursting out into a howl—she looked at the moment uncommonly like Boxer.
‘Ow if you please don’t!  Ow, what has everybody gone and been and done
with everybody, making everybody else so wretched!  Ow-w-w-w!’

The soft-hearted Slowboy trailed off at this juncture, into such a
deplorable howl, the more tremendous from its long suppression, that she
must infallibly have awakened the Baby, and frightened him into something
serious (probably convulsions), if her eyes had not encountered Caleb
Plummer, leading in his daughter.  This spectacle restoring her to a
sense of the proprieties, she stood for some few moments silent, with her
mouth wide open; and then, posting off to the bed on which the Baby lay
asleep, danced in a weird, Saint Vitus manner on the floor, and at the
same time rummaged with her face and head among the bedclothes,
apparently deriving much relief from those extraordinary operations.

‘Mary!’ said Bertha.  ‘Not at the marriage!’

‘I told her you would not be there, mum,’ whispered Caleb.  ‘I heard as
much last night.  But bless you,’ said the little man, taking her
tenderly by both hands, ‘I don’t care for what they say.  I don’t believe
them.  There an’t much of me, but that little should be torn to pieces
sooner than I’d trust a word against you!’

He put his arms about her and hugged her, as a child might have hugged
one of his own dolls.

‘Bertha couldn’t stay at home this morning,’ said Caleb.  ‘She was
afraid, I know, to hear the bells ring, and couldn’t trust herself to be
so near them on their wedding-day.  So we started in good time, and came
here.  I have been thinking of what I have done,’ said Caleb, after a
moment’s pause; ‘I have been blaming myself till I hardly knew what to do
or where to turn, for the distress of mind I have caused her; and I’ve
come to the conclusion that I’d better, if you’ll stay with me, mum, the
while, tell her the truth.  You’ll stay with me the while?’ he inquired,
trembling from head to foot.  ‘I don’t know what effect it may have upon
her; I don’t know what she’ll think of me; I don’t know that she’ll ever
care for her poor father afterwards.  But it’s best for her that she
should be undeceived, and I must bear the consequences as I deserve!’

‘Mary,’ said Bertha, ‘where is your hand!  Ah!  Here it is here it is!’
pressing it to her lips, with a smile, and drawing it through her arm.
‘I heard them speaking softly among themselves, last night, of some blame
against you.  They were wrong.’

The Carrier’s Wife was silent.  Caleb answered for her.

‘They were wrong,’ he said.

‘I knew it!’ cried Bertha, proudly.  ‘I told them so.  I scorned to hear
a word!  Blame _her_ with justice!’ she pressed the hand between her own,
and the soft cheek against her face.  ‘No!  I am not so blind as that.’

Her father went on one side of her, while Dot remained upon the other:
holding her hand.

‘I know you all,’ said Bertha, ‘better than you think.  But none so well
as her.  Not even you, father.  There is nothing half so real and so true
about me, as she is.  If I could be restored to sight this instant, and
not a word were spoken, I could choose her from a crowd!  My sister!’

‘Bertha, my dear!’ said Caleb, ‘I have something on my mind I want to
tell you, while we three are alone.  Hear me kindly!  I have a confession
to make to you, my darling.’

‘A confession, father?’

‘I have wandered from the truth and lost myself, my child,’ said Caleb,
with a pitiable expression in his bewildered face.  ‘I have wandered from
the truth, intending to be kind to you; and have been cruel.’

She turned her wonder-stricken face towards him, and repeated ‘Cruel!’

‘He accuses himself too strongly, Bertha,’ said Dot.  ‘You’ll say so,
presently.  You’ll be the first to tell him so.’

‘He cruel to me!’ cried Bertha, with a smile of incredulity.

‘Not meaning it, my child,’ said Caleb.  ‘But I have been; though I never
suspected it, till yesterday.  My dear blind daughter, hear me and
forgive me!  The world you live in, heart of mine, doesn’t exist as I
have represented it.  The eyes you have trusted in, have been false to
you.’

She turned her wonder-stricken face towards him still; but drew back, and
clung closer to her friend.

‘Your road in life was rough, my poor one,’ said Caleb, ‘and I meant to
smooth it for you.  I have altered objects, changed the characters of
people, invented many things that never have been, to make you happier.
I have had concealments from you, put deceptions on you, God forgive me!
and surrounded you with fancies.’

‘But living people are not fancies!’ she said hurriedly, and turning very
pale, and still retiring from him.  ‘You can’t change them.’

‘I have done so, Bertha,’ pleaded Caleb.  ‘There is one person that you
know, my dove—’

‘Oh father! why do you say, I know?’ she answered, in a term of keen
reproach.  ‘What and whom do _I_ know!  I who have no leader!  I so
miserably blind.’

In the anguish of her heart, she stretched out her hands, as if she were
groping her way; then spread them, in a manner most forlorn and sad, upon
her face.

‘The marriage that takes place to-day,’ said Caleb, ‘is with a stern,
sordid, grinding man.  A hard master to you and me, my dear, for many
years.  Ugly in his looks, and in his nature.  Cold and callous always.
Unlike what I have painted him to you in everything, my child.  In
everything.’

‘Oh why,’ cried the Blind Girl, tortured, as it seemed, almost beyond
endurance, ‘why did you ever do this!  Why did you ever fill my heart so
full, and then come in like Death, and tear away the objects of my love!
O Heaven, how blind I am!  How helpless and alone!’

Her afflicted father hung his head, and offered no reply but in his
penitence and sorrow.

She had been but a short time in this passion of regret, when the Cricket
on the Hearth, unheard by all but her, began to chirp.  Not merrily, but
in a low, faint, sorrowing way.  It was so mournful that her tears began
to flow; and when the Presence which had been beside the Carrier all
night, appeared behind her, pointing to her father, they fell down like
rain.

She heard the Cricket-voice more plainly soon, and was conscious, through
her blindness, of the Presence hovering about her father.

‘Mary,’ said the Blind Girl, ‘tell me what my home is.  What it truly
is.’

‘It is a poor place, Bertha; very poor and bare indeed.  The house will
scarcely keep out wind and rain another winter.  It is as roughly
shielded from the weather, Bertha,’ Dot continued in a low, clear voice,
‘as your poor father in his sack-cloth coat.’

The Blind Girl, greatly agitated, rose, and led the Carrier’s little wife
aside.

‘Those presents that I took such care of; that came almost at my wish,
and were so dearly welcome to me,’ she said, trembling; ‘where did they
come from?  Did you send them?’

‘No.’

‘Who then?’

Dot saw she knew, already, and was silent.  The Blind Girl spread her
hands before her face again.  But in quite another manner now.

‘Dear Mary, a moment.  One moment?  More this way.  Speak softly to me.
You are true, I know.  You’d not deceive me now; would you?’

‘No, Bertha, indeed!’

‘No, I am sure you would not.  You have too much pity for me.  Mary, look
across the room to where we were just now—to where my father is—my
father, so compassionate and loving to me—and tell me what you see.’

‘I see,’ said Dot, who understood her well, ‘an old man sitting in a
chair, and leaning sorrowfully on the back, with his face resting on his
hand.  As if his child should comfort him, Bertha.’

‘Yes, yes.  She will.  Go on.’

‘He is an old man, worn with care and work.  He is a spare, dejected,
thoughtful, grey-haired man.  I see him now, despondent and bowed down,
and striving against nothing.  But, Bertha, I have seen him many times
before, and striving hard in many ways for one great sacred object.  And
I honour his grey head, and bless him!’

The Blind Girl broke away from her; and throwing herself upon her knees
before him, took the grey head to her breast.

‘It is my sight restored.  It is my sight!’ she cried.  ‘I have been
blind, and now my eyes are open.  I never knew him!  To think I might
have died, and never truly seen the father who has been so loving to me!’

There were no words for Caleb’s emotion.

‘There is not a gallant figure on this earth,’ exclaimed the Blind Girl,
holding him in her embrace, ‘that I would love so dearly, and would
cherish so devotedly, as this!  The greyer, and more worn, the dearer,
father!  Never let them say I am blind again.  There’s not a furrow in
his face, there’s not a hair upon his head, that shall be forgotten in my
prayers and thanks to Heaven!’

Caleb managed to articulate ‘My Bertha!’

‘And in my blindness, I believed him,’ said the girl, caressing him with
tears of exquisite affection, ‘to be so different!  And having him beside
me, day by day, so mindful of me—always, never dreamed of this!’

‘The fresh smart father in the blue coat, Bertha,’ said poor Caleb.
‘He’s gone!’

‘Nothing is gone,’ she answered.  ‘Dearest father, no!  Everything is
here—in you.  The father that I loved so well; the father that I never
loved enough, and never knew; the benefactor whom I first began to
reverence and love, because he had such sympathy for me; All are here in
you.  Nothing is dead to me.  The soul of all that was most dear to me is
here—here, with the worn face, and the grey head.  And I am NOT blind,
father, any longer!’

Dot’s whole attention had been concentrated, during this discourse, upon
the father and daughter; but looking, now, towards the little Haymaker in
the Moorish meadow, she saw that the clock was within a few minutes of
striking, and fell, immediately, into a nervous and excited state.

‘Father,’ said Bertha, hesitating.  ‘Mary.’

‘Yes, my dear,’ returned Caleb.  ‘Here she is.’

‘There is no change in _her_.  You never told me anything of _her_ that
was not true?’

‘I should have done it, my dear, I am afraid,’ returned Caleb, ‘if I
could have made her better than she was.  But I must have changed her for
the worse, if I had changed her at all.  Nothing could improve her,
Bertha.’

Confident as the Blind Girl had been when she asked the question, her
delight and pride in the reply and her renewed embrace of Dot, were
charming to behold.

‘More changes than you think for, may happen though, my dear,’ said Dot.
‘Changes for the better, I mean; changes for great joy to some of us.
You mustn’t let them startle you too much, if any such should ever
happen, and affect you?  Are those wheels upon the road?  You’ve a quick
ear, Bertha.  Are they wheels?’

‘Yes.  Coming very fast.’

‘I—I—I know you have a quick ear,’ said Dot, placing her hand upon her
heart, and evidently talking on, as fast as she could to hide its
palpitating state, ‘because I have noticed it often, and because you were
so quick to find out that strange step last night.  Though why you should
have said, as I very well recollect you did say, Bertha, “Whose step is
that!” and why you should have taken any greater observation of it than
of any other step, I don’t know.  Though as I said just now, there are
great changes in the world: great changes: and we can’t do better than
prepare ourselves to be surprised at hardly anything.’

Caleb wondered what this meant; perceiving that she spoke to him, no less
than to his daughter.  He saw her, with astonishment, so fluttered and
distressed that she could scarcely breathe; and holding to a chair, to
save herself from falling.

‘They are wheels indeed!’ she panted.  ‘Coming nearer!  Nearer!  Very
close!  And now you hear them stopping at the garden-gate!  And now you
hear a step outside the door—the same step, Bertha, is it not!—and now!’—

She uttered a wild cry of uncontrollable delight; and running up to Caleb
put her hands upon his eyes, as a young man rushed into the room, and
flinging away his hat into the air, came sweeping down upon them.

‘Is it over?’ cried Dot.

‘Yes!’

‘Happily over?’

‘Yes!’

‘Do you recollect the voice, dear Caleb?  Did you ever hear the like of
it before?’ cried Dot.

‘If my boy in the Golden South Americas was alive’—said Caleb, trembling.

‘He is alive!’ shrieked Dot, removing her hands from his eyes, and
clapping them in ecstasy; ‘look at him!  See where he stands before you,
healthy and strong!  Your own dear son!  Your own dear living, loving
brother, Bertha!’

All honour to the little creature for her transports!  All honour to her
tears and laughter, when the three were locked in one another’s arms!
All honour to the heartiness with which she met the sunburnt
sailor-fellow, with his dark streaming hair, half-way, and never turned
her rosy little mouth aside, but suffered him to kiss it, freely, and to
press her to his bounding heart!

And honour to the Cuckoo too—why not!—for bursting out of the trap-door
in the Moorish Palace like a house-breaker, and hiccoughing twelve times
on the assembled company, as if he had got drunk for joy!

The Carrier, entering, started back.  And well he might, to find himself
in such good company.

‘Look, John!’ said Caleb, exultingly, ‘look here!  My own boy from the
Golden South Americas!  My own son!  Him that you fitted out, and sent
away yourself!  Him that you were always such a friend to!’

The Carrier advanced to seize him by the hand; but, recoiling, as some
feature in his face awakened a remembrance of the Deaf Man in the Cart,
said:

‘Edward!  Was it you?’

‘Now tell him all!’ cried Dot.  ‘Tell him all, Edward; and don’t spare
me, for nothing shall make me spare myself in his eyes, ever again.’

‘I was the man,’ said Edward.

‘And could you steal, disguised, into the house of your old friend?’
rejoined the Carrier.  ‘There was a frank boy once—how many years is it,
Caleb, since we heard that he was dead, and had it proved, we
thought?—who never would have done that.’

‘There was a generous friend of mine, once; more a father to me than a
friend;’ said Edward, ‘who never would have judged me, or any other man,
unheard.  You were he.  So I am certain you will hear me now.’

The Carrier, with a troubled glance at Dot, who still kept far away from
him, replied, ‘Well! that’s but fair.  I will.’

‘You must know that when I left here, a boy,’ said Edward, ‘I was in
love, and my love was returned.  She was a very young girl, who perhaps
(you may tell me) didn’t know her own mind.  But I knew mine, and I had a
passion for her.’

‘You had!’ exclaimed the Carrier.  ‘You!’

‘Indeed I had,’ returned the other.  ‘And she returned it.  I have ever
since believed she did, and now I am sure she did.’

‘Heaven help me!’ said the Carrier.  ‘This is worse than all.’

‘Constant to her,’ said Edward, ‘and returning, full of hope, after many
hardships and perils, to redeem my part of our old contract, I heard,
twenty miles away, that she was false to me; that she had forgotten me;
and had bestowed herself upon another and a richer man.  I had no mind to
reproach her; but I wished to see her, and to prove beyond dispute that
this was true.  I hoped she might have been forced into it, against her
own desire and recollection.  It would be small comfort, but it would be
some, I thought, and on I came.  That I might have the truth, the real
truth; observing freely for myself, and judging for myself, without
obstruction on the one hand, or presenting my own influence (if I had
any) before her, on the other; I dressed myself unlike myself—you know
how; and waited on the road—you know where.  You had no suspicion of me;
neither had—had she,’ pointing to Dot, ‘until I whispered in her ear at
that fireside, and she so nearly betrayed me.’

‘But when she knew that Edward was alive, and had come back,’ sobbed Dot,
now speaking for herself, as she had burned to do, all through this
narrative; ‘and when she knew his purpose, she advised him by all means
to keep his secret close; for his old friend John Peerybingle was much
too open in his nature, and too clumsy in all artifice—being a clumsy man
in general,’ said Dot, half laughing and half crying—‘to keep it for him.
And when she—that’s me, John,’ sobbed the little woman—‘told him all, and
how his sweetheart had believed him to be dead; and how she had at last
been over-persuaded by her mother into a marriage which the silly, dear
old thing called advantageous; and when she—that’s me again, John—told
him they were not yet married (though close upon it), and that it would
be nothing but a sacrifice if it went on, for there was no love on her
side; and when he went nearly mad with joy to hear it; then she—that’s me
again—said she would go between them, as she had often done before in old
times, John, and would sound his sweetheart and be sure that what she—me
again, John—said and thought was right.  And it was right, John!  And
they were brought together, John!  And they were married, John, an hour
ago!  And here’s the Bride!  And Gruff and Tackleton may die a bachelor!
And I’m a happy little woman, May, God bless you!’

She was an irresistible little woman, if that be anything to the purpose;
and never so completely irresistible as in her present transports.  There
never were congratulations so endearing and delicious, as those she
lavished on herself and on the Bride.

Amid the tumult of emotions in his breast, the honest Carrier had stood,
confounded.  Flying, now, towards her, Dot stretched out her hand to stop
him, and retreated as before.

‘No, John, no!  Hear all!  Don’t love me any more, John, till you’ve
heard every word I have to say.  It was wrong to have a secret from you,
John.  I’m very sorry.  I didn’t think it any harm, till I came and sat
down by you on the little stool last night.  But when I knew by what was
written in your face, that you had seen me walking in the gallery with
Edward, and when I knew what you thought, I felt how giddy and how wrong
it was.  But oh, dear John, how could you, could you, think so!’

Little woman, how she sobbed again!  John Peerybingle would have caught
her in his arms.  But no; she wouldn’t let him.

‘Don’t love me yet, please, John!  Not for a long time yet!  When I was
sad about this intended marriage, dear, it was because I remembered May
and Edward such young lovers; and knew that her heart was far away from
Tackleton.  You believe that, now.  Don’t you, John?’

John was going to make another rush at this appeal; but she stopped him
again.

‘No; keep there, please, John!  When I laugh at you, as I sometimes do,
John, and call you clumsy and a dear old goose, and names of that sort,
it’s because I love you, John, so well, and take such pleasure in your
ways, and wouldn’t see you altered in the least respect to have you made
a King to-morrow.’

‘Hooroar!’ said Caleb with unusual vigour.  ‘My opinion!’

‘And when I speak of people being middle-aged, and steady, John, and
pretend that we are a humdrum couple, going on in a jog-trot sort of way,
it’s only because I’m such a silly little thing, John, that I like,
sometimes, to act a kind of Play with Baby, and all that: and make
believe.’

She saw that he was coming; and stopped him again.  But she was very
nearly too late.

‘No, don’t love me for another minute or two, if you please, John!  What
I want most to tell you, I have kept to the last.  My dear, good,
generous John, when we were talking the other night about the Cricket, I
had it on my lips to say, that at first I did not love you quite so
dearly as I do now; that when I first came home here, I was half afraid I
mightn’t learn to love you every bit as well as I hoped and prayed I
might—being so very young, John!  But, dear John, every day and hour I
loved you more and more.  And if I could have loved you better than I do,
the noble words I heard you say this morning, would have made me.  But I
can’t.  All the affection that I had (it was a great deal, John) I gave
you, as you well deserve, long, long ago, and I have no more left to
give.  Now, my dear husband, take me to your heart again!  That’s my
home, John; and never, never think of sending me to any other!’

You never will derive so much delight from seeing a glorious little woman
in the arms of a third party, as you would have felt if you had seen Dot
run into the Carrier’s embrace.  It was the most complete, unmitigated,
soul-fraught little piece of earnestness that ever you beheld in all your
days.

You may be sure the Carrier was in a state of perfect rapture; and you may
be sure Dot was likewise; and you may be sure they all were, inclusive of
Miss Slowboy, who wept copiously for joy, and wishing to include her
young charge in the general interchange of congratulations, handed round
the Baby to everybody in succession, as if it were something to drink.

But, now, the sound of wheels was heard again outside the door; and
somebody exclaimed that Gruff and Tackleton was coming back.  Speedily
that worthy gentleman appeared, looking warm and flustered.

‘Why, what the Devil’s this, John Peerybingle!’ said Tackleton.  ‘There’s
some mistake.  I appointed Mrs. Tackleton to meet me at the church, and
I’ll swear I passed her on the road, on her way here.  Oh! here she is!
I beg your pardon, sir; I haven’t the pleasure of knowing you; but if you
can do me the favour to spare this young lady, she has rather a
particular engagement this morning.’

‘But I can’t spare her,’ returned Edward.  ‘I couldn’t think of it.’

‘What do you mean, you vagabond?’ said Tackleton.

‘I mean, that as I can make allowance for your being vexed,’ returned the
other, with a smile, ‘I am as deaf to harsh discourse this morning, as I
was to all discourse last night.’

The look that Tackleton bestowed upon him, and the start he gave!

‘I am sorry, sir,’ said Edward, holding out May’s left hand, and
especially the third finger; ‘that the young lady can’t accompany you to
church; but as she has been there once, this morning, perhaps you’ll
excuse her.’

Tackleton looked hard at the third finger, and took a little piece of
silver-paper, apparently containing a ring, from his waistcoat-pocket.

‘Miss Slowboy,’ said Tackleton.  ‘Will you have the kindness to throw
that in the fire?  Thank’ee.’

‘It was a previous engagement, quite an old engagement, that prevented my
wife from keeping her appointment with you, I assure you,’ said Edward.

‘Mr. Tackleton will do me the justice to acknowledge that I revealed it
to him faithfully; and that I told him, many times, I never could forget
it,’ said May, blushing.

‘Oh certainly!’ said Tackleton.  ‘Oh to be sure.  Oh it’s all right.
It’s quite correct.  Mrs. Edward Plummer, I infer?’

‘That’s the name,’ returned the bridegroom.

‘Ah, I shouldn’t have known you, sir,’ said Tackleton, scrutinising his
face narrowly, and making a low bow.  ‘I give you joy, sir!’

‘Thank’ee.’

‘Mrs. Peerybingle,’ said Tackleton, turning suddenly to where she stood
with her husband; ‘I am sorry.  You haven’t done me a very great
kindness, but, upon my life I am sorry.  You are better than I thought
you.  John Peerybingle, I am sorry.  You understand me; that’s enough.
It’s quite correct, ladies and gentlemen all, and perfectly satisfactory.
Good morning!’

With these words he carried it off, and carried himself off too: merely
stopping at the door, to take the flowers and favours from his horse’s
head, and to kick that animal once, in the ribs, as a means of informing
him that there was a screw loose in his arrangements.

Of course it became a serious duty now, to make such a day of it, as
should mark these events for a high Feast and Festival in the Peerybingle
Calendar for evermore.  Accordingly, Dot went to work to produce such an
entertainment, as should reflect undying honour on the house and on every
one concerned; and in a very short space of time, she was up to her
dimpled elbows in flour, and whitening the Carrier’s coat, every time he
came near her, by stopping him to give him a kiss.  That good fellow
washed the greens, and peeled the turnips, and broke the plates, and
upset iron pots full of cold water on the fire, and made himself useful
in all sorts of ways: while a couple of professional assistants, hastily
called in from somewhere in the neighbourhood, as on a point of life or
death, ran against each other in all the doorways and round all the
corners, and everybody tumbled over Tilly Slowboy and the Baby,
everywhere.  Tilly never came out in such force before.  Her ubiquity was
the theme of general admiration.  She was a stumbling-block in the
passage at five-and-twenty minutes past two; a man-trap in the kitchen at
half-past two precisely; and a pitfall in the garret at five-and-twenty
minutes to three.  The Baby’s head was, as it were, a test and touchstone
for every description of matter,—animal, vegetable, and mineral.  Nothing
was in use that day that didn’t come, at some time or other, into close
acquaintance with it.

Then, there was a great Expedition set on foot to go and find out Mrs.
Fielding; and to be dismally penitent to that excellent gentlewoman; and
to bring her back, by force, if needful, to be happy and forgiving.  And
when the Expedition first discovered her, she would listen to no terms at
all, but said, an unspeakable number of times, that ever she should have
lived to see the day! and couldn’t be got to say anything else, except,
‘Now carry me to the grave:’ which seemed absurd, on account of her not
being dead, or anything at all like it.  After a time, she lapsed into a
state of dreadful calmness, and observed, that when that unfortunate
train of circumstances had occurred in the Indigo Trade, she had foreseen
that she would be exposed, during her whole life, to every species of
insult and contumely; and that she was glad to find it was the case; and
begged they wouldn’t trouble themselves about her,—for what was she? oh,
dear! a nobody!—but would forget that such a being lived, and would take
their course in life without her.  From this bitterly sarcastic mood, she
passed into an angry one, in which she gave vent to the remarkable
expression that the worm would turn if trodden on; and, after that, she
yielded to a soft regret, and said, if they had only given her their
confidence, what might she not have had it in her power to suggest!
Taking advantage of this crisis in her feelings, the Expedition embraced
her; and she very soon had her gloves on, and was on her way to John
Peerybingle’s in a state of unimpeachable gentility; with a paper parcel
at her side containing a cap of state, almost as tall, and quite as
stiff, as a mitre.

Then, there were Dot’s father and mother to come, in another little
chaise; and they were behind their time; and fears were entertained; and
there was much looking out for them down the road; and Mrs. Fielding
always would look in the wrong and morally impossible direction; and
being apprised thereof, hoped she might take the liberty of looking where
she pleased.  At last they came: a chubby little couple, jogging along in
a snug and comfortable little way that quite belonged to the Dot family;
and Dot and her mother, side by side, were wonderful to see.  They were
so like each other.

Then, Dot’s mother had to renew her acquaintance with May’s mother; and
May’s mother always stood on her gentility; and Dot’s mother never stood
on anything but her active little feet.  And old Dot—so to call Dot’s
father, I forgot it wasn’t his right name, but never mind—took liberties,
and shook hands at first sight, and seemed to think a cap but so much
starch and muslin, and didn’t defer himself at all to the Indigo Trade,
but said there was no help for it now; and, in Mrs. Fielding’s summing
up, was a good-natured kind of man—but coarse, my dear.

I wouldn’t have missed Dot, doing the honours in her wedding-gown, my
benison on her bright face! for any money.  No! nor the good Carrier, so
jovial and so ruddy, at the bottom of the table.  Nor the brown, fresh
sailor-fellow, and his handsome wife.  Nor any one among them.  To have
missed the dinner would have been to miss as jolly and as stout a meal as
man need eat; and to have missed the overflowing cups in which they drank
The Wedding-Day, would have been the greatest miss of all.

After dinner, Caleb sang the song about the Sparkling Bowl.  As I’m a
living man, hoping to keep so, for a year or two, he sang it through.

And, by-the-by, a most unlooked-for incident occurred, just as he
finished the last verse.

There was a tap at the door; and a man came staggering in, without saying
with your leave, or by your leave, with something heavy on his head.
Setting this down in the middle of the table, symmetrically in the centre
of the nuts and apples, he said:

‘Mr. Tackleton’s compliments, and as he hasn’t got no use for the cake
himself, p’raps you’ll eat it.’

And with those words, he walked off.

There was some surprise among the company, as you may imagine.  Mrs.
Fielding, being a lady of infinite discernment, suggested that the cake
was poisoned, and related a narrative of a cake, which, within her
knowledge, had turned a seminary for young ladies, blue.  But she was
overruled by acclamation; and the cake was cut by May, with much ceremony
and rejoicing.

I don’t think any one had tasted it, when there came another tap at the
door, and the same man appeared again, having under his arm a vast
brown-paper parcel.

‘Mr. Tackleton’s compliments, and he’s sent a few toys for the Babby.
They ain’t ugly.’

After the delivery of which expressions, he retired again.

The whole party would have experienced great difficulty in finding words
for their astonishment, even if they had had ample time to seek them.
But they had none at all; for the messenger had scarcely shut the door
behind him, when there came another tap, and Tackleton himself walked in.

‘Mrs. Peerybingle!’ said the Toy-merchant, hat in hand.  ‘I’m sorry.  I’m
more sorry than I was this morning.  I have had time to think of it.
John Peerybingle!  I’m sour by disposition; but I can’t help being
sweetened, more or less, by coming face to face with such a man as you.
Caleb!  This unconscious little nurse gave me a broken hint last night,
of which I have found the thread.  I blush to think how easily I might
have bound you and your daughter to me, and what a miserable idiot I was,
when I took her for one!  Friends, one and all, my house is very lonely
to-night.  I have not so much as a Cricket on my Hearth.  I have scared
them all away.  Be gracious to me; let me join this happy party!’

He was at home in five minutes.  You never saw such a fellow.  What _had_
he been doing with himself all his life, never to have known, before, his
great capacity of being jovial!  Or what had the Fairies been doing with
him, to have effected such a change!

‘John! you won’t send me home this evening; will you?’ whispered Dot.

He had been very near it though!

There wanted but one living creature to make the party complete; and, in
the twinkling of an eye, there he was, very thirsty with hard running,
and engaged in hopeless endeavours to squeeze his head into a narrow
pitcher.  He had gone with the cart to its journey’s end, very much
disgusted with the absence of his master, and stupendously rebellious to
the Deputy.  After lingering about the stable for some little time,
vainly attempting to incite the old horse to the mutinous act of
returning on his own account, he had walked into the tap-room and laid
himself down before the fire.  But suddenly yielding to the conviction
that the Deputy was a humbug, and must be abandoned, he had got up again,
turned tail, and come home.

There was a dance in the evening.  With which general mention of that
recreation, I should have left it alone, if I had not some reason to
suppose that it was quite an original dance, and one of a most uncommon
figure.  It was formed in an odd way; in this way.

Edward, that sailor-fellow—a good free dashing sort of a fellow he
was—had been telling them various marvels concerning parrots, and mines,
and Mexicans, and gold dust, when all at once he took it in his head to
jump up from his seat and propose a dance; for Bertha’s harp was there,
and she had such a hand upon it as you seldom hear.  Dot (sly little
piece of affectation when she chose) said her dancing days were over; _I_
think because the Carrier was smoking his pipe, and she liked sitting by
him, best.  Mrs. Fielding had no choice, of course, but to say _her_
dancing days were over, after that; and everybody said the same, except
May; May was ready.

So, May and Edward got up, amid great applause, to dance alone; and
Bertha plays her liveliest tune.

Well! if you’ll believe me, they have not been dancing five minutes, when
suddenly the Carrier flings his pipe away, takes Dot round the waist,
dashes out into the room, and starts off with her, toe and heel, quite
wonderfully.  Tackleton no sooner sees this, than he skims across to Mrs.
Fielding, takes her round the waist, and follows suit.  Old Dot no sooner
sees this, than up he is, all alive, whisks off Mrs. Dot in the middle of
the dance, and is the foremost there.  Caleb no sooner sees this, than he
clutches Tilly Slowboy by both hands and goes off at score; Miss Slowboy,
firm in the belief that diving hotly in among the other couples, and
effecting any number of concussions with them, is your only principle of
footing it.

Hark! how the Cricket joins the music with its Chirp, Chirp, Chirp; and
how the kettle hums!

                                * * * * *

But what is this!  Even as I listen to them, blithely, and turn towards
Dot, for one last glimpse of a little figure very pleasant to me, she and
the rest have vanished into air, and I am left alone.  A Cricket sings
upon the Hearth; a broken child’s-toy lies upon the ground; and nothing
else remains.