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MR MIDSHIPMAN EASY


By FREDERICK MARRYAT (1792-1848)




CHAPTER I

Which the reader will find very easy to read.


Mr Nicodemus Easy was a gentleman who lived down in Hampshire; he was
a married man, and in very easy circumstances. Most couples find it
very easy to have a family, but not always quite so easy to maintain
them.  Mr Easy was not at all uneasy on the latter score, as he had no
children; but he was anxious to have them, as most people covet what
they cannot obtain.  After ten years, Mr Easy gave it up as a bad job.
Philosophy is said to console a man under disappointment, although
Shakespeare asserts that it is no remedy for toothache; so Mr Easy
turned philosopher, the very best profession a man can take up, when
he is fit for nothing else; he must be a very incapable person indeed
who cannot talk nonsense.  For some time, Mr Easy could not decide
upon what description his nonsense should consist of; at last he fixed
upon the rights of man, equality, and all that; how every person was
born to inherit his share of the earth, a right at present only
admitted to a certain length; that is, about six feet, for we all
inherit our graves and are allowed to take possession without dispute.
But no one would listen to Mr Easy's philosophy.  The women would not
acknowledge the rights of men, whom they declared always to be in the
wrong; and, as the gentlemen who visited Mr Easy were all men of
property, they could not perceive the advantages of sharing with those
who had none. However, they allowed him to discuss the question, while
they discussed his port wine.  The wine was good, if the arguments
were not, and we must take things as we find them in this world.

While Mr Easy talked philosophy, Mrs Easy played patience, and they
were a very happy couple, riding side by side on their hobbies, and
never interfering with each other.  Mr Easy knew his wife could not
understand him, and therefore did not expect her to listen very
attentively; and Mrs Easy did not care how much her husband talked,
provided she was not put out in her game.  Mutual forbearance will
always ensure domestic felicity.

There was another cause for their agreeing so well.  Upon any disputed
question Mr Easy invariably gave it up to Mrs Easy, telling her that
she should have her own way and this pleased his wife; but, as Mr Easy
always took care, when it came to the point, to have his way, he was
pleased as well.  It is true that Mrs Easy had long found out that she
did not have her own way long; but she was of an easy disposition, and
as, in nine cases out of ten, it was of very little consequence how
things were done, she was quite satisfied with his submission during
the heat of the argument.  Mr Easy had admitted that she was right,
and if like all men he would do wrong, why, what could a poor woman
do?  With a lady of such a quiet disposition, it is easy to imagine
that the domestic felicity of Mr Easy was not easily disturbed. But,
as people have observed before, there is a mutability in human
affairs.  It was at the finale of the eleventh year of their marriage
that Mrs Easy at first complained that she could not enjoy her
breakfast.  Mrs Easy had her own suspicions, everybody else considered
it past doubt, all except Mr Easy; he little "thought, good easy man,
that his greatness was ripening"; he had decided that to have an heir
was no Easy task, and it never came into his calculations, that there
could be a change in his wife's figure.  You might have added to it,
subtracted from it, divided it, or multiplied it, but as it was a
zero, the result would be always the same.  Mrs Easy also was not
quite sure--she believed it might be the case, there was no saying; it
might be a mistake, like that of Mrs Trunnion's in the novel, and,
therefore, she said nothing to her husband about the matter.  At last
Mr Easy opened his eyes, and when, upon interrogating his wife, he
found out the astounding truth, he opened his eyes still wider, and
then he snapped his fingers and danced, like a bear upon hot plates,
with delight, thereby proving that different causes may produce
similar effects in two instances at one and the same time.  The bear
dances from pain, Mr Easy from pleasure; and again, when we are
indifferent, or do not care for anything, we snap our fingers at it,
and when we are overjoyed, and obtain what we most care for, we also
snap our fingers.  Two months after Mr Easy snapped his fingers, Mrs
Easy felt no inclination to snap hers, either from indifference or
pleasure, The fact was, that Mrs Easy's time was come, to undergo what
Shakespeare pronounces the pleasing punishment that women bears but
Mrs Easy, like the rest of her sex, declared "that all men were
liars," and most particularly poets.

But while Mrs Easy was suffering, Mr Easy was in ecstasies.  He
laughed at pain, as all philosophers do when it is suffered by other
people, and not by themselves.

In due course of time, Mrs Easy presented her husband with a fine boy,
whom we present to the public as our hero.




CHAPTER II

In which Mrs Easy, as usual, has her own way.


It was the fourth day after Mrs Easy's confinement that Mr Easy, who
was sitting by her bedside in an easy chair, commenced as follows: "I
have been thinking, my dear Mrs Easy, about the name I shall give this
child."

"Name, Mr Easy! why, what name should you give it but your own?"

"Not so, my dear," replied Mr Easy; "they call all names proper names,
but I think that mine is not.  It is the very worst name in the
calendar."

"Why, what's the matter with it, Mr Easy?"

"The matter affects me as well as the boy.  Nicodemus is a long name
to write at full length, and Nick is vulgar.  Besides, as there will
be two Nicks, they will naturally call my boy young Nick, and of
course I shall be styled old Nick, which will be diabolical."

"Well, Mr Easy, at all events then let me choose the name."

"That you shall, my dear, and it was with this view that I have
mentioned the subject so early."

"I think, Mr Easy, I will call the boy after my poor father--his name
shall be Robert."

"Very well, my dear, if you wish it, it shall be Robert.  You shall
have your own way.  But I think, my dear, upon a little consideration,
you will acknowledge that there is a decided objection."

"An objection Mr Easy?"

"Yes, my dear; Robert may be very well, but you must reflect upon the
consequences; he is certain to be called Bob."

"Well, my dear, and suppose they do call him Bob?"

"I cannot bear even the supposition, my dear.  You forget the county
in which we are residing, the downs covered with sheep."

"Why, Mr Easy, what can sheep have to do with a Christian name?"

"There it is; women never look to consequences.  My dear, they have a
great deal to do with the name of Bob.  I will appeal to any farmer in
the county, if ninety-nine shepherds' dogs out of one hundred are not
called Bob.  Now observe, your child is out of doors somewhere in the
fields or plantations; you want and you call him. Instead of your
child, what do you find?  Why, a dozen curs at least, who come running
up to you, all answering to the name of Bob, and wagging their stumps
of tails.  You see, Mrs Easy, it is a dilemma not to be got over.  You
level your only son to the brute creation by giving him a Christian
name which, from its peculiar brevity, has been monopolised by all the
dogs in the county.  Any other name you please, my dear, but in this
one instance you must allow me to lay my positive veto."

"Well, then, let me see--but I'll think of it, Mr Easy; my head aches
very much just now."

"I will think for you, my dear.  What do you say to John?"

"O no, Mr Easy, such a common name."

"A proof of its popularity, my dear.  It is scriptural--we have the
Apostle and the Baptist--we have a dozen Popes who were all Johns. It
is royal--we have plenty of kings who were Johns--and moreover, it is
short, and sounds honest and manly."

"Yes, very true, my dear; but they will call him Jack." "Well, we have
had several celebrated characters who were Jacks. There was--let me
see--Jack the Giant Killer, and Jack of the Bean Stock--and Jack--
Jack--"

"Jack Spratt," replied Mrs Easy. "And Jack Cade, Mrs Easy, the great
rebel--and Three-fingered Jack, Mrs Easy, the celebrated negro--and,
above all, Jack Falstaff, ma'am, Jack Falstaff--honest Jack Falstaff--
witty Jack Falstaff--"

"I thought, Mr Easy, that I was to be permitted to choose the name."

"Well, so you shall, my dear; I give it up to you.  Do just as you
please; but depend upon it that John is the right name.  Is it not
now, my dear?"

"It's the way you always treat me, Mr Easy; you say that you give it
up, and that I shall have my own way, but I never do have it. I am
sure that the child will be christened John."

"Nay, my dear, it shall be just what you please.  Now I recollect it,
there were several Greek emperors who were Johns; but decide for
yourself, my dear."

"No, no," replied Mrs Easy, who was ill, and unable to contend any
longer, "I give it up, Mr Easy.  I know how it will be, as it always
is: you give me my own way as people give pieces of gold to children,
it's their own money, but they must not spend it.  Pray call him
John."

"There, my dear, did not I tell you you would be of my opinion upon
reflection? I knew you would.  I have given you your own way, and you
tell me to call him John; so now we're both of the same mind, and that
point is settled."

"I should like to go to sleep, Mr Easy; I feel far from well."

"You shall always do just as you like, my dear," replied the husband,
"and have your own way in everything.  It is the greatest pleasure I
have when I yield to your wishes.  I will walk in the garden.
Good-bye, my dear."

Mrs Easy made no reply, and the philosopher quitted the room. As may
easily be imagined, on the following day the boy was christened John.




CHAPTER III

In which our hero has to wait the issue of an argument.


The reader may observe that, in general, all my first chapters are
very short, and increase in length as the work advances.  I mention
this as a proof of my modesty and diffidence.  At first, I am like a
young bird just out of its mother's nest, pluming my little feathers
and taking short flights.  By degrees I obtain more confidence, and
wing my course over hill and dale.

It is very difficult to throw any interest into a chapter on
childhood.  There is the same uniformity in all children until they
develop.  We cannot, therefore, say much relative to Jack Easy's
earliest days; he sucked and threw up his milk while the nurse blessed
it for a pretty dear, slept, and sucked again.  He crowed in the
morning like a cock, screamed when he was washed, stared at the
candle, and made wry faces with the wind.  Six months passed in these
innocent amusements, and then he was put into shorts.  But I ought
here to have remarked, that Mrs Easy did not find herself equal to
nursing her own infant, and it was necessary to look out for a
substitute.

Now a common-place person would have been satisfied with the
recommendation of the medical man, who looks but to the one thing
needful, which is a sufficient and wholesome supply of nourishment for
the child; but Mr Easy was a philosopher, and had latterly taken to
craniology, and he descanted very learnedly with the Doctor upon the
effect of his only son obtaining his nutriment from an unknown source.
"Who knows," observed Mr Easy, "but that my son may not imbibe with
his milk the very worst passions of human nature."

"I have examined her," replied the Doctor, "and can safely recommend
her."

"That examination is only preliminary to one more important," replied
Mr Easy.  "I must examine her."

"Examine who, Mr Easy?" exclaimed his wife, who had lain down again on
the bed.

"The nurse, my dear."

"Examine what, Mr Easy?" continued the lady.

"Her head, my dear," replied the husband.  "I must ascertain what her
propensities are."

"I think you had better leave her alone, Mr Easy.  She comes this
evening, and I shall question her pretty severely.  Doctor Middleton,
what do you know of this young person?"

"I know, madam, that she is very healthy and strong, or I should not
have selected her."

"But is her character good?"

"Really, madam, I know little about her character; but you can make
any inquiries you please.  But at the same time I ought to observe,
that if you are too particular in that point, you will have some
difficulty in providing yourself."

"Well, I shall see," replied Mrs Easy. "And I shall feel," rejoined
the husband.

This parleying was interrupted by the arrival of the very person in
question, who was announced by the housemaid, and was ushered in.  She
was a handsome, florid, healthy-looking girl, awkward and naive in her
manner, and apparently not over wise; there was more of the dove than
of the serpent in her composition.

Mr Easy, who was very anxious to make his own discoveries, was the
first who spoke.  "Young woman, come this way, I wish to examine your
head."

"Oh! dear me, sir, it's quite clean, I assure you,". cried the girl,
dropping a curtsey.

Doctor Middleton, who sat between the bed and Mr Easy's chair, rubbed
his hands and laughed.

In the meantime, Mr Easy had untied the string and taken off the cap
of the young woman, and was very busy putting his fingers through her
hair, during which the face of the young woman expressed fear and
astonishment.

"I am glad to perceive that you have a large portion of benevolence."

"Yes," replied the young woman, dropping a curtsey.

"And veneration also."

"Thanky, sir."

"And the organ of modesty is strongly developed."

"Yes, sir," replied the girl with a smile.

"That's quite a new organ," thought Dr Middleton.

"Philoprogenitiveness very powerful."

"If you please, sir, I don't know what that is," answered Sarah, with
a curtsey.

"Nevertheless you have given us a practical, illustration.  Mrs Easy,
I am satisfied.  Have you any questions to ask?  But it is quite
unnecessary."

"To be sure I have, Mr Easy.  Pray, young woman, what is your name?"

"Sarah, if you please, ma'am."

"How long have you been married?"

"Married, ma'am?"

"Yes, married."

"If you please, ma'am, I had a misfortune, ma'am," replied the girl,
casting down her eyes.

"What, have you not been married?"

"No, ma'am, not yet."

"Good heavens!  Dr Middleton, what can you mean by bringing this
person here?" exclaimed Mrs Easy.  "Not a married woman, and she has a
child!"

"If you please, ma'am," interrupted the young woman, dropping a
curtsey, "it was a very little one."

"A very little one!" exclaimed Mrs Easy.

"Yes, ma'am, very small, indeed, and died soon after it was born."

"Oh, Dr Middleton!--what could you mean, Dr Middleton?"

"My dear madam," exclaimed the Doctor, rising from his chair, "this is
the only person that I could find suited to the wants of your child,
and if you do not take her I cannot answer for its life.  It is true,
that a married woman might be procured; but married women, who have a
proper feeling, will not desert their own children; and as Mr Easy
asserts, and you appear to imagine, the temper and disposition of your
child may be affected by the nourishment it receives, I think it more
likely to be injured by the milk of a married woman who will desert
her own child for the sake of gain.  The misfortune which has happened
to this young woman is not always a proof of a bad heart, but of
strong attachment, and the overweening confidence of simplicity."

"You are correct, Doctor," replied Mr Easy, "and her head proves that
she is a modest young woman, with strong religious feeling, kindness
of disposition, and every other requisite."

"The head may prove it all for what I know, Mr Easy, but her conduct
tells another tale."

"She is well fitted for the situation, ma'am," continued the Doctor.

"And if you please, ma'am," rejoined Sarah, "it was such a little
one."

"Shall I try the baby, ma'am?" said the monthly nurse, who had
listened in silence.  "It is fretting so, poor thing, and has its dear
little fist right down its throat."

Dr Middleton gave the signal of assent, and in a few seconds Master
John Easy was fixed to Sarah as tight as a leech.

"Lord love it, how hungry it is!--there, there, stop it a moment, it's
choking, poor thing!"

Mrs Easy, who was lying on her bed, rose up, and went to the child.
Her first feeling was that of envy, that another should have such a
pleasure which was denied to herself; the next, that of delight, at
the satisfaction expressed by the infant.  In a few minutes the child
fell back in a deep sleep.  Mrs Easy was satisfied; maternal feelings
conquered all others, and Sarah was duly installed.

To make short work of it, we have said that Jack Easy in six months
was in shorts.  He soon afterwards began to crawl and show his legs;
indeed, so indecorously, that it was evident that he had imbibed no
modesty with Sarah's milk, neither did he appear to have gained
veneration or benevolence, for he snatched at everything, squeezed the
kitten to death, scratched his mother, and pulled his father by the
hair; notwithstanding all which, both his father and mother and the
whole household declared him to be the finest and sweetest child in
the universe.  But if we were to narrate all the wonderful events of
Jack's childhood from the time of his birth up to the age of seven
years, as chronicled by Sarah, who continued his dry nurse after he
had been weaned, it would take at least three volumes folio.  Jack was
brought up in the way that every only child usually is--that is, he
was allowed to have his own way.




CHAPTER IV

In which the doctor prescribes going to school as a remedy for a cut
finger.


"Have you no idea of putting the boy to school, Mr Easy?" said Dr
Middleton, who had been summoned by a groom with his horse in a foam
to attend immediately at Forest Hill, the name of Mr Easy's mansion,
and who, upon his arrival, had found that Master Easy had cut his
thumb.  One would have thought that he had cut his head off by the
agitation pervading the whole household--Mr Easy walking up and down
very uneasy, Mrs Easy with great difficulty prevented from syncope,
and all the maids bustling and passing round Mrs Easy's chair.
Everybody appeared excited except Master Jack Easy himself, who, with
a rag round his finger, and his pinafore spotted with blood, was
playing at bob-cherry, and cared nothing about the matter.

"Well, what's the matter, my little man?" said Dr Middleton, on
entering, addressing himself to Jack, as the most sensible of the
whole party.

"Oh, Dr Middleton," interrupted Mrs Easy, "he has cut his hand; I'm
sure that a nerve is divided, and then the lock-jaw--"

The Doctor made no reply, but examined the finger: Jack Easy continued
to play bob-cherry with his right hand.

"Have you such a thing as a piece of sticking-plaster in the house,
madam?" observed the Doctor, after examination.

"O yes: run, Mary, run, Sarah!" In a few seconds the maids appeared,
Sarah bringing the sticking-plaster, and Mary following with the
scissors.

"Make yourself quite easy, madam," said Dr Middleton, after he put on
the plaster, "I will answer for no evil consequences."

"Had I not better take him upstairs, and let him lie down a little?"
replied Mrs Easy, slipping a guinea into the Doctor's hand.

"It is not absolutely requisite, madam," said the Doctor; "but at all
events he will be kept out of more mischief."

"Come, my dear, you hear what Dr Middleton says."

"Yes, I heard," replied Jack; "but I shan't go."

"My dear Johnny--come, love--now do, my dear Johnny."

Johnny played bob-cherry, and made no answer.

"Come, Master Johnny," said Sarah.

"Go away, Sarah," said Johnny, with a backhander.

"Oh! fie, Master Johnny," said Mary.

"Johnny, my love," said Mrs Easy in a coaxing tone, "come now--will
you go?"

"I'll go in the garden and get some more cherries," replied Master
Johnny.

"Come, then, love, we will go into the garden."

Master Johnny jumped off his chair, and took his mamma by the hand.

"What a dear, good, obedient child it is!" exclaimed Mrs Easy; "you
may lead him with a thread."

"Yes, to pick cherries," thought Dr Middleton. Mrs Easy, and Johnny,
and Sarah, and Mary, went into the garden, leaving Dr Middleton alone
with Mr Easy, who had been silent during this scene.  Now Dr Middleton
was a clever, sensible man, who had no wish to impose upon anyone.  As
for his taking a guinea for putting on a piece of sticking-plaster,
his conscience was very easy on that score.  His time was equally
valuable, whether he were employed for something or nothing; and,
moreover, he attended the poor gratis. Constantly in the house, he had
seen much of Mr John Easy, and perceived that he was a courageous,
decided boy, of a naturally good disposition; but from the
idiosyncrasy of the father, and the doting folly of the mother, in a
sure way of being spoiled.

As soon, therefore, as the lady was out of hearing, he took a chair,
and made the query at the commencement of the chapter, which we shall
now repeat. "Have you no idea of putting the boy to school, Mr Easy?"

Mr Easy crossed his legs, and clasped his hands together over his
knees, as he always did when he was about to commence an argument.
"The great objection that I have to sending a boy to school, Dr
Middleton, is, that I conceive that the discipline enforced is, not
only contrary to the rights of man, but also in opposition to all
sound sense and common judgment.  Not content with punishment, which
is in itself erroneous, and an infringement of social justice, they
even degrade the minds of the boys still more by applying punishment
to the most degraded part, adding contumely to tyranny.  Of course, it
is intended that a boy who is sent to school should gain by precept
and example; but is he to learn benevolence by the angry look and the
flourish of the vindictive birch,--or forbearance, by the cruelty of
the ushers,--or patience, when the masters over him are out of all
patience, or modesty, when his nether parts are exposed to general
examination?  Is he not daily reading a lesson at variance with that
equality which we all possess, but of which we are unjustly deprived?
Why should there be a distinction between the flogger and the floggee?
Are they not both fashioned alike after God's image, endowed with the
same reason, having an equal right to what the world offers, and which
was intended by Providence to be equally distributed?  Is it not that
the sacred inheritance of all, which has tyrannously and impiously
been ravished from the many for the benefit of the few, and which
ravishment, from long custom of iniquity and inculcation of false
precepts, has too long been basely submitted to? Is it not the duty of
a father to preserve his only son from imbibing these dangerous and
debasing errors, which will render him only one of a vile herd who are
content to suffer, provided that they live? And yet are not these very
errors inculcated at school, and impressed upon their mind inversely
by the birch?  Do not they there receive their first lesson in slavery
with the first lesson in A B C; and are not their minds thereby
prostrated, so as never to rise again, but ever to bow to despotism,
to cringe to rank, to think and act by the precepts of others, and to
tacitly disavow that sacred equality which is our birthright?  No,
sir, without they can teach without resorting to such a fundamental
error as flogging, my boy shall never go to school."

And Mr Easy threw himself back in his chair, imagining like all
philosophers, that he had said something very clever.

Dr Middleton knew his man, and therefore patiently waited until he had
exhausted his oratory.

"I will grant," said the Doctor at last, "that all you say may have
great truth in it; but, Mr Easy, do you not think that by not
permitting a boy to be educated, you allow him to remain more open to
that very error of which you speak?  It is only education which will
conquer prejudice, and enable a man to break through the trammels of
custom.  Now, allowing that the birch is used, yet it is at a period
when the young mind is so elastic as to soon become indifferent; and
after he has attained the usual rudiments of education, you will then
find him prepared to receive those lessons which you can yourself
instil."

"I will teach him everything myself," replied Mr Easy, folding his
arms consequentially and determinedly.

"I do not doubt your capability, Mr Easy; but unfortunately you will
always have a difficulty which you never can get over.  Excuse me, I
know what you are capable of, and the boy would indeed be happy with
such a preceptor, but--if I must speak plain--you must be aware as
well as I am, that the maternal fondness of Mrs Easy will always be a
bar to your intention.  He is already so spoiled by her, that he will
not obey; and without obedience you cannot inculcate."

"I grant, my dear sir, that there is a difficulty on that point; but
maternal weakness must then be overcome by paternal severity."

"May I ask how, Mr Easy? for it appears to me impossible."

"Impossible!  By heavens, I'll make him obey, or I'll--"--Here Mr Easy
stopped before the word flog was fairly out of his mouth,--"I'll know
the reason why, Dr Middleton."

Dr Middleton checked his inclination to laugh, and replied, "That you
would hit upon some scheme, by which you would obtain the necessary
power over him, I have no doubt; but what will be the consequence? The
boy will consider his mother as a protector, and you as a tyrant. He
will have an aversion to you, and with that aversion he will never pay
respect and attention to your valuable precepts when he arrives at an
age to understand them.  Now it appears to me that this difficulty
which you have raised may be got over.  I know a very worthy clergyman
who does not use the birch; but I will write, and put the direct
question to him; and then if your boy is removed from the danger
arising from Mrs Easy's overindulgence, in a short time he will be
ready for your more important tuition."

"I think," replied Mr Easy, after a pause, "that what you say merits
consideration. I acknowledge that in consequence of Mrs Easy's
nonsensical indulgence, the boy is unruly, and will not obey me at
present; and if your friend does not apply the rod, I will think
seriously of sending my son John to him to learn the elements."

The Doctor had gained his point by flattering the philosopher.  In a
day he returned with a letter from the pedagogue in answer to one
supposed to be sent to him, in which the use of the birch was
indignantly disclaimed, and Mr Easy announced to his wife, when they
met that day at tea-time, his intentions with regard to his son John.

"To school, Mr Easy? what, send Johnny to school! a mere infant to
school!"

"Surely, my dear, you must be aware that at nine years it is high time
that he learnt to read."

"Why he almost reads already, Mr Easy; surely I can teach him that.
Does he not, Sarah?"

"Lord bless him, yes, ma'am, he was saying his letters yesterday."

"Oh, Mr Easy, what can have put this in your head?  Johnny, dear, come
here--tell me now what's the letter A? You were singing it in the
garden this morning."

"I want some sugar," replied Johnny, stretching his arm over the table
to the sugar-basin, which was out of his reach.

"Well, my love, you shall have a great lump if you will tell me what's
the letter A."

"A was an archer, and shot at a frog," replied Johnny in a surly tone.

"There now, Mr Easy; and he can go through the whole alphabet--can't
he, Sarah?"

"That he can, the dear--can't you, Johnny dear?"

"No," replied Johnny.

"Yes, you can, my love; you know what's the letter B. Now don't you?"

"Yes," replied Johnny.

"There, Mr Easy, you see what the boy knows, and how obedient he is
too.  Come, Johnny dear, tell us what was B?"

"No, I won't," replied Johnny, "I want some more sugar"; and Johnny,
who had climbed on a chair, spread himself over the table to reach it.

"Mercy!  Sarah, pull him off--he'll upset the urn," screamed Mrs Easy.
Sarah caught hold of Johnny by the loins to pull him back, but Johnny,
resisting the interference, turned round on his back as he lay on the
table, and kicked Sarah in the face, just as she made another
desperate grasp at him.  The rebound from the kick, given as he lay on
a smooth mahogany table, brought Johnny's head in contact with the
urn, which was upset in the opposite direction, and, notwithstanding a
rapid movement on the part of Mr Easy, he received a sufficient
portion of boiling liquid on his legs to scald him severely, and
induce him to stamp and swear in a very unphilosophical way.  In the
meantime Sarah and Mrs Easy had caught up Johnny, and were both
holding him at the same time, exclaiming and lamenting.  The pain of
the scald, and the indifference shown towards him, were too much for
Mr Easy's temper to put up with.  He snatched Johnny out of their
arms, and, quite forgetting his equality and rights of man, belaboured
him without mercy.  Sarah flew into interfere, and received a blow
which not only made her see a thousand stars, but sent her reeling on
the floor.  Mrs Easy went off into hysterics, and Johnny howled so as
to be heard at a quarter of a mile.

How long Mr Easy would have continued it is impossible to say; but the
door opened, and Mr Easy looked up while still administering the
punishment, and perceived Dr Middleton in mute astonishment.  He had
promised to come in to tea, and enforce Mr Easy's arguments, if it
were necessary; but it certainly appeared to him, that in the argument
which Mr Easy was then enforcing, he required no assistance.  However,
at the entrance of Dr Middleton, Johnny was dropped, and lay roaring
on the floor; Sarah, too, remained where she had been floored, Mrs
Easy had rolled on the floor, the urn was also on the floor, and Mr
Easy, although not floored, had not a leg to stand upon.

Never did a medical man look in more opportunely.  Mr Easy at first
was not certainly of that opinion, but his legs became so painful that
he soon became a convert.

Dr Middleton, as in duty bound, first picked up Mrs Easy, and laid her
on the sofa.  Sarah rose, picked up Johnny, and carried him, kicking
and roaring, out of the room; in return for which attention she
received sundry bites.  The footman, who had announced the doctor,
picked up the urn, that being all that was in his department. Mr Easy
threw himself panting in agony on the other sofa, and Dr Middleton was
excessively embarrassed how to act: he perceived that Mr Easy required
his assistance, and that Mrs Easy could do without it; but how to
leave a lady, who was half really and half pretendedly in hysterics,
was difficult; for if he attempted to leave her, she kicked and
flounced, and burst out the more.  At last Dr Middleton rang the bell,
which brought the footman, who summoned all the maids, who carried Mrs
Easy upstairs, and then the Doctor was able to attend to the only
patient who really required his assistance.  Mr Easy explained the
affair in few words, broken into ejaculations from pain, as the Doctor
removed his stockings.  From the applications of Dr Middleton, Mr Easy
soon obtained bodily relief; but what annoyed him still more than his
scalded legs, was the Doctor having been a witness to his infringement
of the equality and rights of man.  Dr Middleton perceived this, and
he knew also how to pour balm into that wound.

"My dear Mr Easy, I am very sorry that you have had this accident, for
which you are indebted to Mrs Easy's foolish indulgence of the boy;
but I am glad to perceive that you have taken up those parental duties
which are inculcated by the Scriptures.  Solomon says, 'that he who
spares the rod, spoils the child,' thereby implying that it is the
duty of a father to correct his children, and in a father, the so
doing does not interfere with the rights of man, or any natural
equality, for the son being a part or portion of the father, he is
only correcting his own self; and the proof of it is, that a father,
in punishing his own son, feels as much pain in so doing as if he were
himself punished.  It is, therefore, nothing but self-discipline,
which is strictly enjoined us by the Scriptures."

"That is exactly my opinion," replied Mr Easy, comforted at the Doctor
having so logically got him out of the scrape.  "But--he shall go to
school to-morrow, that I'm determined on."

"He will have to thank Mrs Easy for that," replied the Doctor.

"Exactly," replied Mr Easy. "Doctor, my legs are getting very hot
again."

"Continue to bathe them with the vinegar and water, Mr Easy, until I
send you an embrocation, which will give you immediate relief. I will
call to-morrow.  By-the-bye, I am to see a little patient at Mr
Bonnycastle's: if it is any accommodation, I will take your son with
me."

"It will be a great accommodation, Doctor," replied Mr Easy.

"Then, my dear sir, I will just go up and see how Mrs Easy is, and
to-morrow I will call at ten. I can wait an hour.  Good-night."

"Good-night, Doctor."

The doctor had his game to play with Mrs Easy.  He magnified her
husband's accident--he magnified his wrath, and advised her by no
means to say one word, until he was well and more pacified.  The next
day he repeated this dose, and, in spite of the ejaculations of Sarah,
and the tears of Mrs Easy, who dared not venture to plead her cause,
and the violent resistance of Master Johnny, who appeared to have a
presentiment of what was to come, our hero was put into Dr Middleton's
chariot, and with the exception of one plate of glass, which he kicked
out of the window with his feet, and for which feat the Doctor, now
that he had him all to himself, boxed his ears till he was nearly
blind, he was, without any further eventful occurrence, carried by the
Doctor's footman into the parlour of Mr Bonnycastle.




CHAPTER V

Jack Easy is sent to a school at which there is no flogging.


Master Jack had been plumped down in a chair by the doctor's servant,
who, as he quitted him, first looked at his own hands, from which the
blood was drawn in several parts, and then at Master Jack, with his
teeth closed, and lips compressed, as much as to say, "If I only
dared, would not I, that's all!" and then walked out of the room,
repaired to the carriage at the front door, when he showed his hands
to the coachman, who looked down from his box in great commiseration,
at the same time fully sharing his fellow-servant's indignation.  But
we must repair to the parlour. Dr Middleton ran over a newspaper,
while Johnny sat on the chair all of a heap, looking like a lump of
sulks, with his feet on the upper front bar, and his knees almost up
to his nose.  He was a promising pupil, Jack.

Mr Bonnycastle made his appearance--a tall, well-built, handsome, fair
man, with a fine powdered head, dressed in solemn black and knee
buckles; his linen beautifully clean, and with a peculiar bland
expression of countenance.  When he smiled he showed a row of teeth
white as ivory, and his mild blue eye was the ne plus ultra of
beneficence.  He was the beau-ideal of a preceptor, and it was
impossible to see him and hear his mild pleasing voice, without
wishing that all your sons were under his protection. He was a ripe
scholar, and a good one, and at the time we speak of, had the care of
upwards of one hundred boys.  He was celebrated for turning them out
well, and many of his pupils were rising fast in the senate, as well
as distinguishing themselves in the higher Professions.

Dr Middleton, who was on intimate terms with Bonnycastle, rose as he
entered the room, and they shook hands.  Middleton then turned to
where Jack sat, and pointing to him, said, "Look there."

Bonnycastle smiled.  "I cannot say that I have had worse, but I have
almost as bad. I will apply the Promethean torch, and soon vivify that
rude mass.  Come, sit down, Middleton."

"But," said the Doctor, as he resumed his chair, "tell me,
Bonnycastle, how you will possibly manage to lick such a cub into
shape, when you do not resort to flogging?"

"I have no opinion of flogging, and therefore I do not resort to it.
The fact is, I was at Harrow myself, and was rather a pickle. I was
called up as often as most boys in the school, and I perfectly
recollect, that eventually I cared nothing for a flogging. I had
become case-hardened.  It is the least effective part that you can
touch a boy upon. It leaves nothing behind to refresh their memories."

"I should have thought otherwise."

"My dear Middleton, I can produce more effect by one caning than
twenty floggings.  Observe, you flog upon a part the most quiescent;
but you cane upon all parts, from the head to the heels. Now, when
once the first sting of the birch is over, then a dull sensation comes
over the part, and the pain after that is nothing; whereas a good
sound caning leaves sores and bruises in every part, and on all the
parts which are required for muscular action.  After a flogging, a boy
may run out in the hours of recreation, and join his playmates as well
as ever, but a good caning tells a very different tale; he cannot move
one part of his body without being reminded for days by the pain of
the punishment he has undergone, and he is very careful how he is
called up again."

"My dear sir, I really had an idea that you were excessively lenient,"
replied Middleton, laughing; "I am glad that I am under a mistake."

"Look at that cub, Doctor, sitting there more like a brute than a
reasonable being; do you imagine that I could ever lick it into shape
without strong measures?  At the same time, allow me to say, that I
consider my system by far the best.  At the public schools, punishment
is no check; it is so trifling that it is derided: with me punishment
is punishment in the true sense of the word, and the consequence is,
that it is much more seldom resorted to."

"You are a terrorist, Bonnycastle."

"The two strongest impulses in our nature are fear and love. In
theory, acting upon the latter is very beautiful; but in practice, I
never found it to answer--and for the best of reasons, our self-love
is stronger than our love for others.  Now I never yet found fear to
fail, for the very same reason that the other does, because with fear
we act upon self-love, and nothing else."

"And yet we have many now who would introduce a system of schooling
without correction; and who maintain that the present system is
degrading."

"There are a great many fools in this world, Doctor."

"That reminds me of this boy's father," replied Dr Middleton; who then
detailed to the pedagogue the idiosyncrasy of Mr Easy, and all the
circumstances attending Jack being sent to his school.

"There is no time to be lost then, Doctor. I must conquer this young
gentleman before his parents call to see him.  Depend upon it, in a
week I will have him obedient and well broke in."

Dr Middleton wished Jack good-bye, and told him to be a good boy. Jack
did not vouchsafe to answer.  "Never mind, Doctor, he will be more
polished next time you call here, depend upon it."  And the Doctor
departed.

Although Mr Bonnycastle was severe, he was very judicious. Mischief of
all kinds was visited but by slender punishment, such as being kept in
at play hours, etc; and he seldom interfered with the boys for
fighting, although he checked decided oppression.  The great "sine qua
non" with him was attention to their studies.  He soon discovered the
capabilities of his pupils, and he forced them accordingly; but the
idle boy, the bird who "could sing and wouldn't sing," received no
mercy.  The consequence was, that he turned out the cleverest boys,
and his conduct was so uniform and unvarying in its tenor, that if he
was feared when they were under his control, he was invariably liked
by those whom he had instructed, and they continued his friends in
after-life.

Mr Bonnycastle at once perceived that it was no use coaxing our hero,
and that fear was the only attribute by which he could be controlled.
So, as soon as Dr Middleton had quitted the room, he addressed him in
a commanding tone, "Now, boy, what is your name?"

Jack started; he looked up at his master, perceived his eye fixed upon
him, and a countenance not to be played with.  Jack was no fool, and
somehow or another, the discipline he had received from his father had
given him some intimation of what was to come.  All this put together
induced Jack to condescend to answer, with his forefinger between his
teeth, "Johnny."

"And what is your other name, sir?"

Jack, who appeared to repent his condescension, did not at first
answer, but he looked again in Mr Bonnycastle's face, and then round
the room: there was no one to help him, and he could not help himself,
so he replied "Easy."

"Do you know why you are sent to school?"

"Scalding father."

"No; you are sent to learn to read and write."

"But I won't read and write," replied Jack, sulkily.

"Yes, you will; and you are going to read your letters now directly."

Jack made no answer.  Mr Bonnycastle opened a sort of bookcase, and
displayed to John's astonished view a series of canes, ranged up and
down like billiard cues, and continued, "Do you know what those are
for?"

Jack eyed them wistfully; he had some faint idea that he was sure to
be better acquainted with them, but he made no answer.

"They are to teach little boys to read and write, and now I am going
to teach you.  You'll soon learn.  Look now here," continued Mr
Bonnycastle, opening a book with large type, and taking a capital at
the head of a chapter, about half an inch long.  "Do you see that
letter?"

"Yes," replied Johnny, turning his eyes away, and picking his fingers.

"Well, that is the letter B. Do you see it? look at it, so that you
may know it again.  That's the letter B. Now tell me what letter that
is?"

Jack now determined to resist, so he made no answer.

"So you cannot tell; well, then, we will try what one of these little
fellows will do," said Mr Bonnycastle, taking down a cane. "Observe,
Johnny, that's the letter B. Now, what letter is that? Answer me
directly."

"I won't learn to read and write."

Whack came the cane on Johnny's shoulders, who burst out into a roar
as he writhed with pain.

Mr Bonnycastle waited a few seconds.  "That's the letter B. Now tell
me, sir, directly, what that letter is?"

"I'll tell my mar." Whack!  "O law! O law!"

"What letter is that?"

Johnny, with his mouth open, panting, and the tears on his cheeks,
answered, indignantly, "Stop till I tell Sarah."

Whack came the cane again, and a fresh burst from Johnny.

"What letter's that?"

"I won't tell," roared Johnny; "I won't tell--that I won't."

Whack, whack, whack, and a pause.  "I told you before, that's the
letter B. What letter is that?  Tell me directly."

Johnny, by way of reply, made a snatch at the cane.  Whack, he caught
it, certainly, but not exactly as he would have wished.  Johnny then
snatched up the book, and dashed it to the corner of the room.  Whack,
whack.  Johnny attempted to seize Mr Bonnycastle with his teeth.
Whack, whack, whack, whack; and Johnny fell on the carpet, and roared
with pain. Mr Bonnycastle then left him for a little while, to
recover himself, and sat down.

At last Johnny's exclamations settled down in deep sobs, and then Mr
Bonnycastle said to him, "Now, Johnny, you perceive that you must do
as you are bid, or else you will have more beating. Get up
immediately. Do you hear, sir?"

Somehow or another, Johnny, without intending it, stood upon his feet.

"That's a good boy; now you see, by getting up as you were bid, You
have not been beaten.  Now, Johnny, you must go and bring the book
from where you threw it down.  Do you hear, sir? bring it directly!"

Johnny looked at Mr Bonnycastle and the cane.  With every intention to
refuse, Johnny picked up the book and laid it on the table.

"That's a good boy; now we will find the letter B. Here it is: now,
Johnny, tell me what that letter is?"

Johnny made no answer.

"Tell me directly, sir," said Mr Bonnycastle, raising his cane up in
the air.  The appeal was too powerful. Johnny eyed the cane; it moved,
it was coming.  Breathlessly he shrieked out, "B!"

"Very well indeed, Johnny--very well.  Now your first lesson is over,
and you shall go to bed.  You have learned more than you think for.
To-morrow we will begin again.  Now we'll put the cane by."

Mr Bonnycastle rang the bell, and desired Master Johnny to be put to
bed, in a room by himself, and not to give him any supper, as hunger
would, the next morning, much facilitate his studies.  Pain and hunger
alone will tame brutes, and the same remedy must be applied to conquer
those passions in man which assimilate him with brutes.  Johnny was
conducted to bed, although it was but six o'clock. He was not only in
pain, but his ideas were confused; and no wonder, after all his life
having been humoured and indulged never punished until the day before.
After all the caresses of his mother and Sarah, which he never knew
the value of--after stuffing himself all day long, and being tempted
to eat till he turned away in satiety, to find himself without his
mother, without Sarah, without supper covered with wheals, and, what
was worse than all, without his own way.  No wonder Johnny was
confused; at the same time that he was subdued; and, as Mr Bonnycastle
had truly told him, he had learnt more than he had any idea of.  And
what would Mrs Easy have said, had she known all this--and Sarah, too?
And Mr Easy, with his rights of man?  At the very time that Johnny was
having the devil driven out of him, they were consoling themselves
with the idea, that, at all events, there was no birch used at Mr
Bonnycastle's, quite losing sight of the fact, that as there are more
ways of killing a dog besides hanging him, so are there more ways of
teaching than a posteriors. Happy in their ignorance, they all went
fast asleep, little dreaming that Johnny was already so far advanced
in knowledge, as to have a tolerable comprehension of the mystery of
cane.  As for Johnny, he had cried himself to sleep, at least six
hours before them.




CHAPTER VI

In which Jack makes essay of his father's sublime philosophy, and
arrives very near to truth at last.


The next morning Master Jack Easy was not only very sore, but very
hungry, and as Mr Bonnycastle informed him that he would not only have
plenty of cane, but also no breakfast, if he did not learn his
letters, Johnny had wisdom enough to say the whole alphabet, for which
he received a great deal of praise, the which, if he did not duly
appreciate, he at all events infinitely preferred to beating.  Mr
Bonnycastle perceived that he had conquered the boy by one hour's
well-timed severity.  He therefore handed him over to the ushers in
the school, and as they were equally empowered to administer the
needful impulse, Johnny very soon became a very tractable boy.

It may be imagined that the absence of Johnny was severely felt at
home, but such was not the case.  In the first place, Dr Middleton had
pointed out to Mrs Easy that there was no flogging at the school, and
that the punishment received by Johnny from his father would very
likely be repeated--and in the next, although Mrs Easy thought that
she never could have survived the parting with her own son, she soon
found out that she was much happier without him.  A spoilt child is
always a source of anxiety and worry, and after Johnny's departure Mrs
Easy found a quiet and repose much more suited to her disposition.
Gradually she weaned herself from him, and, satisfied with seeing him
occasionally, and hearing the reports of Dr Middleton, she, at last,
was quite reconciled to his being at school, and not coming back
except during the holidays.  John Easy made great progress; he had
good natural abilities, and Mr Easy rubbed his hands when he saw the
Doctor, saying, "Yes, let them have him for a year or two longer, and
then I'll finish him myself." Each vacation he had attempted to instil
into Johnny's mind the equal rights of man.  Johnny appeared to pay
but little attention to his father's discourses, but evidently showed
that they were not altogether thrown away, as he helped himself to
everything he wanted, without asking leave.  And thus was our hero
educated until he arrived at the age of sixteen, when he was a stout,
good-looking boy, with plenty to say for himself,--indeed, when it
suited his purpose, he could out-talk his father.

Nothing pleased Mr Easy so much as Jack's loquacity.  "That's right;
argue the point, Jack--argue the point, boy," would he say, as Jack
disputed with his mother.  And then he would turn to the Doctor,
rubbing his hands, and observe, "Depend upon it, Jack will be a great,
a very great man." And then he would call Jack and give him a guinea
for his cleverness; and at last Jack thought it a very clever thing to
argue.  He never would attempt to argue with Mr Bonnycastle, because
he was aware that Mr Bonnycastle's arguments were too strong for him,
but he argued with all the boys until it ended in a fight, which
decided the point; and he sometimes argued with the ushers.  In short,
at the time we now speak of, which was at the breaking up of the
Midsummer holidays, Jack was as full of argument as he was fond of it.
He would argue the point to the point of a needle, and he would divide
that point into as many as there were days of the year, and argue upon
each.  In short, there was no end to Jack's arguing the point,
although there seldom was point to his argument.

Jack had been fishing in the river, without any success, for a whole
morning, and observed a large pond which had the appearance of being
well stocked--he cleared the park palings, and threw in his line. He
had pulled up several fine fish, when he was accosted by the
proprietor, accompanied by a couple of keepers.

"May I request the pleasure of your name, young gentleman?" said the
proprietor to Jack.

Now Jack was always urbane and polite.

"Certainly, sir; my name is Easy, very much at your service."

"And you appear to me to be taking it very easy," replied the
gentleman.  "Pray, sir, may I enquire whether you are aware that you
are trespassing?"

"The word trespass, my dear sir," replied Jack, "will admit of much
argument, and I will divide it into three heads.  It implies,
according to the conventional meaning, coming without permission upon
the land or property of another.  Now, sir, the question may all be
resolved in the following.  Was not the world made for all? and has
any one, or any portion of its inhabitants, an exclusive right to
claim any part of it, as his property?  If you please, I have laid
down the proposition, and we will now argue the point."

The gentleman who accosted Jack had heard of Mr Easy and his
arguments; he was a humorist, and more inclined to laugh than to be
angry; at the same time that he considered it necessary to show Jack
that under existing circumstances they were not tenable.

"But, Mr Easy, allowing the trespass on the property to be venial,
surely you do not mean to say that you are justified in taking my
fish; I bought the fish, and stocked the pond, and have fed them ever
since.  You cannot deny but that they are private property, and that
to take them is a theft?"

"That will again admit of much ratiocination, my dear sir," replied
Jack; "but,--I beg your pardon, I have a fish." Jack pulled up a large
carp, much to the indignation of the keepers, and to the amusement of
their master, unhooked it, placed it in his basket, renewed his bait
with the greatest sang, and then throwing in his line, resumed his
discourse.  "As I was observing, my dear sir,"  continued Jack, "that
will admit of much ratiocination.  All the creatures of the earth were
given to man for his use--man means mankind--they were never intended
to be made a monopoly of; water is also the gift of heaven, and meant
for the use of all.  We now come to the question how far the fish are
your property.  If the fish only bred on purpose to please you, and
make you a present of their stock, it might then require a different
line of argument; but as in breeding they only acted in obedience to
an instinct with which they are endowed on purpose that they may
supply man, I submit to you that you cannot prove these fish to be
yours more than mine.  As for feeding with the idea that they were
your own, that is not an unusual case in this world, even when a man
is giving bread and butter to his children.  Further--but I have
another bite--I beg your pardon, my dear sir--ah! he's off again."

"Then, Mr Easy, you mean to say that the world and its contents are
made for all."

"Exactly, sir; that is my father's opinion, who is a very great
philosopher."

"How then does your father account for some possessing property and
others being without it?"

"Because those who are the strongest have deprived those who are
weaker."

"But would not that be always the case even if we were in that state
of general inheritance which you have supposed?  For instance,
allowing two men to chase the same animal, and both to come up to it
at the same time, would not the strongest bear it off?"

"I grant that, sir."

"Well, then, where is your equality?"

"That does not disprove that men were not intended to be equal; it
only proves that they are not so.  Neither does it disprove that
everything was not made for the benefit of all; it only proves that
the strong will take advantage of the weak, which is very natural."

"Oh! you grant that to be very natural.  Well, Mr Easy, I am glad to
perceive that we are of one mind, and I trust we shall continue so.
You'll observe that I and my keepers being three, we are the strong
party in this instance, and admitting your argument, that the fish are
as much yours as mine, still I take advantage of my strength to
repossess myself of them, which is, as you say, very natural--James,
take those fish."

"If you please," interrupted Jack, "we will argue that point--"

"Not at all; I will act according to your own arguments--I have the
fish, but I now mean to have more--that fishing-rod is as much mine as
yours, and being the stronger party I will take possession of it.
James, William, take that fishing-rod,--it is ours."

"I presume you will first allow me to observe," replied Jack, "that
although I have expressed my opinion that the earth and the animals on
it were made for us all, that I never yet have asserted, that what a
man creates by himself, or has created for him for a consideration, is
not his own property."

"I beg your pardon; the trees that that rod was made from were made
for us all, and if you, or any one for you, have thought proper to
make it into a rod, it is no more my fault than it is that I have been
feeding the fish, with the supposition that they were my own.
Everything being common, and it being but natural that the strong
should take advantage of the weak, I must take that rod as my
property, until I am dispossessed by one more powerful.  Moreover,
being the stronger party, and having possession of this land, which
you say does not belong to me more than to you--I also shall direct my
keepers to see you off this property.  James, take the rod--see Mr
Easy over the park palings.  Mr Easy, I wish you a good morning."

"Sir, I beg your pardon, you have not yet heard all my arguments,"
replied Jack, who did not approve of the conclusions drawn.

"I have no time to hear more, Mr Easy; I wish you a good morning." And
the proprietor departed, leaving Jack in company with the keepers.

"I'll trouble you for that rod, master," said William. James was very
busy stringing the fish through the gills upon a piece of osier.

"At all events you will hear reason," said Jack: "I have arguments--"
"I never heard no good arguments in favour of poaching," interrupted
the keeper.

"You're an insolent fellow," replied Jack.  "It is by paying such
vagabonds as you that people are able to be guilty of injustice."

"It's by paying us that the land an't poached--and if there be some
excuse for a poor devil who is out of work, there be none for you, who
call yourself a gentleman."

"According to his account, as we be all equal, he be no more a
gentleman than we be."

"Silence, you blackguard, I shall not condescend to argue with such as
you: if I did, I could prove that you are a set of base slaves, who
have just as much right to this property as your master or I have."

"As you have, I dare say, master."

"As I have, you scoundrel; this pond is as much my property, and so
are the fish in it, as they are of your master, who has usurped the
right."

"I say, James, what do you say, shall we put the young gentleman in
possession of his property?" said William, winking to the other.

James took the hint, they seized Jack by the arms and legs, and soused
him into the pond.  Jack arose after a deep submersion, and floundered
on shore blowing and spluttering.  But in the meantime the keepers had
walked away, carrying with them the rod and line, fish, and tin can of
bait, laughing loudly at the practical joke which they had played our
hero.

"Well," thought Jack, "either there must be some mistake in my
father's philosophy, or else this is a very wicked world. I shall
submit this case to my father."

And Jack received this reply--"I have told you before, Jack, that
these important truths will not at present be admitted--but it does
not the less follow that they are true.  This is the age of iron, in
which might has become right--but the time will come when these truths
will be admitted, and your father's name will be more celebrated than
that of any philosopher of ancient days.  Recollect, Jack, that
although in preaching against wrong and advocating the rights of man,
you will be treated as a martyr, it is still your duty to persevere;
and if you are dragged through all the horse--ponds in the kingdom,
never give up your argument."

"That I never will, sir," replied Jack; "but the next time I argue it
shall be, if possible, with power on my side, and, at all events, not
quite so near a pond."

"I think," said Mrs Easy, who had been a silent listener, "that Jack
had better fish in the river, and then, if he catches no fish, at all
events he will not be soused in the water, and spoil his clothes."

But Mrs Easy was no philosopher.

A few days afterwards, Jack discovered, one fine morning, on the other
side of a hedge, a summer apple-tree bearing tempting fruit, and he
immediately broke through the hedge, and climbing the tree, as our
first mother did before him, he culled the fairest and did eat.

"I say, you sir, what are you doing there?" cried a rough voice.

Jack looked down, and perceived a stout, thickset personage in grey
coat and red waistcoat, standing underneath him.

"Don't you see what I'm about," replied Jack, "I'm eating apples--
shall I throw you down a few?"

"Thank you kindly--the fewer that are pulled the better; perhaps, as
you are so free to give them to others as well as to help yourself,
you may think that they are your own property!"

"Not a bit more my property than they are yours, my good man."

"I guess that's something like the truth; but you are, not quite at
the truth yet, my lad; those apples are mine, and I'll trouble you to
come down as fast as you please; when you're down we can then settle
our accounts; and," continued the man, shaking his cudgel, "depend
upon it you shall have your receipt in full."

Jack did not much like the appearance of things.

"My good man," said he, "it is quite a prejudice on your part to
imagine that apples were not given, as well as all other fruit, for
the benefit of us all--they are common property, believe me."

"That's a matter of opinion, my lad, and I may be allowed to have own."

"You'll find it in the Bible," says Jack.

"I never did yet, and I've read it through and through all, bating the
Pocryfar."

"Then," said Jack, "go home and fetch the Bible, and I'll prove it to
you."

"I suspect you'll not wait till I come back again.  No, no; I have
lost plenty of apples, and have long wanted to find the robbers out;
now I've caught one I'll take care that he don't 'scape without apple
sauce, at all events--so come down, you young thief, come down
directly--or it will be all the worse for you."

"Thank you," said Jack, "but I am very well here. I will, if you
please, argue the point from where I am."

"I've no time to argue the point, my lad; I've plenty to do, but do
not think I'll let you off.  If you don't choose to come down, why
then you may stay there, and I'll answer for it, as soon as work is
done I shall find you safe enough."

"What can be done," thought Jack, "with a man who will not listen to
argument?  What a world is this!--however, he'll not find me here when
he comes back, I've a notion."

But in this Jack was mistaken.  The farmer walked to the hedge, and
called to a boy, who took his orders and ran to the farmhouse. In a
minute or two a large bull-dog was seen bounding along the orchard to
his master.  "Mark him, Caesar," said the farmer to the dog, "mark
him." The dog crouched down on the grass with his head up, and eyes
glaring at Jack, showing a range of teeth that drove all our hero's
philosophy out of his head.

"I can't wait here, but Caesar can, and I will tell you, as a friend,
that if he gets hold of you, he'll not leave a limb of you together,--
when work's done I'll come back"; so saying, the farmer walked off,
leaving Jack and the dog to argue the point, if so inclined.  What a
sad jade must philosophy be, to put her votaries in such predicaments!

After a while the dog laid his head down and closed his eyes, as if
asleep, but Jack observed that at the least movement on his part one
eye was seen partially to unclose; so Jack, like a prudent man,
resolved to remain where he was.  He picked a few more apples, for it
was his dinner-time, and as he chewed he ruminated.

Jack had been but a few minutes ruminating before he was interrupted
by another ruminating animal, no less a personage than a bull, who had
been turned out with full possession of the orchard, and who now
advanced, bellowing occasionally, and tossing his head at the sight of
Caesar, whom he considered as much a trespasser as his master had our
hero.  Caesar started on his legs and faced the bull, who advanced
pawing, with his tail up in the air.  When within a few yards the bull
made a rush at the dog, who evaded him and attacked him in return, and
thus did the warfare continue until the opponents were already at some
distance from the apple-tree.  Jack prepared for immediate flight, but
unfortunately the combat was carried on by the side of the hedge at
which Jack had gained admission.  Never mind, thought Jack, there are
two sides to every field and although the other hedge joined on to the
garden near to the farmhouse, there was no option.  "At all events,"
said Jack, "I'll try it."

Jack was slipping down the trunk, when he heard a tremendous roar; the
bull-dog had been tossed by the bull; he was then high in the air, and
Jack saw him fall on the other side of the hedge; and the bull was
thus celebrating his victory with a flourish of trumpets.  Upon which
Jack, perceiving that he was relieved from his sentry, slipped down
the rest of the tree and took to his heels.  Unfortunately for Jack,
the bull saw him, and, flushed with victory, he immediately set up
another roar, and bounded after Jack. Jack perceived his danger, and
fear gave him wings; he not only flew over the orchard, but he flew
over the hedge, which was about five feet high, just as the bull drove
his head into it.

Look before you leap, is an old proverb.  Had Jack done so, he would
have done better; but as there were cogent reasons to be offered in
extenuation of our philosopher, we shall say no more, but merely state
that Jack, when he got to the other side of the hedge, found that he
had pitched into a small apiary, and had upset two hives of bees who
resented the intrusion; and Jack had hardly time to get upon his legs
before he found them very busy stinging him in all quarters.  All that
Jack could do was to run for it, but the bees flew faster than he
could run, and Jack was mad with pain, when he stumbled, half-blinded,
over the brickwork of a well.  Jack could not stop his pitching into
the well, but he seized the iron chain as it struck him across the
face. Down went Jack, and round went the windlass, and after a rapid
descent of forty feet our hero found himself under water, and no
longer troubled with the bees, who, whether they had lost scent of
their prey from his rapid descent, or being notoriously clever
insects, acknowledged the truth of the adage, "leave well alone," had
certainly left Jack with no other companion than Truth.
Jack rose from his immersion, and seized the rope to which the chain
of the bucket was made fast--it had all of it been unwound from the
windlass, and therefore it enabled Jack to keep his head above water.
After a few seconds Jack felt something against his legs, it was the
bucket, about two feet under the water; Jack put his feet into it and
found himself pretty comfortable, for the water, after the sting of
the bees and the heat he had been put into by the race with the bull,
was quite cool and refreshing.

"At all events," thought Jack, "if it had not been for the bull, I
should have been watched by the dog, and then thrashed by the farmer;
but then again, if it had not been for the bull, I should not have
tumbled among the bees; and if it had not been for the bees, I should
not have tumbled into the well; and if it had not been for the chain,
I should have been drowned.  Such has been the chain of events, all
because I wanted to eat an apple.

"However, I have got rid of the farmer, and the dog, and the bull, and
the bees--all's well that ends well; but how the devil am I to get out
of the well?--all creation appears to have conspired against the
rights of man.  As my father said, this is an iron age, and here I am
swinging to an iron chain."

We have given the whole of Jack's soliloquy, as it will prove that
Jack was no fool, although he was a bit of a philosopher; and a man
who could reason so well upon cause ant effect, at the bottom of a
well, up to his neck in water, showed a good deal of presence of mind.
But if Jack's mind had been a little twisted by his father's
philosophy, it had  still sufficient strength and elasticity to
recover itself in due time.  Had Jack been a common personage, we
should never, have selected him for our hero.




CHAPTER VII

In which Jack makes some very sage reflections, and comes to a very
unwise decision.


After all, it must be acknowledged that although there are cases of
distress in which a well may become a place of refuge, a well is not
at all calculated for a prolonged residence--so thought Jack.  After
he had been there some fifteen minutes, his teeth chattered, and his
limbs trembled; he felt a numbness all over, and he thought it high
time to call for assistance, which at first he would not, as he was
afraid he should be pulled up to encounter the indignation of the
farmer and his family.  Jack was arranging his jaws for a halloo, when
he felt the chain pulled up, and he slowly emerged from the water.  At
first he heard complaints of the weight of the bucket, at which Jack
was not surprised; then he heard a tittering and laughing between two
parties; and soon afterwards he mounted up gaily.  At last his head
appeared above the low wall, and he was about to extend his arms so as
to secure a position on it, when those who were working at the
windlass beheld him.  It was a heavy farming man and a maid-servant.

"Thank you," said Jack.

One never should be too quick in returning thanks; the girl screamed
and let go the winch, the man, frightened, did not hold it fast; it
slipped from his grasp, whirled round, struck him under the chin, and
threw him over it headlong, and before the "Thank you" was fairly out
of Jack's lips, down he went again like lightning to the bottom.
Fortunately for Jack, he had not yet let go the chain, or he might
have struck the sides and have been killed; as it was, he was merely
soused a second time, and in a minute or two regained his former
position.

"This is mighty pleasant," thought Jack, as he clapped his wet hat
once more on his head; "at all events, they can't now plead ignorance,
they must know that I'm here."

In the meantime the girl ran into the kitchen, threw herself down on a
stool, from which she reeled off in a fit upon sundry heaps of dough
waiting to be baked in the oven, which were laid to rise on the floor
before the fire.

"Mercy on me, what is the matter with Susan?" exclaimed the farmer's
wife.  "Here--where's Mary--where's John--Deary me, if the bread won't
all be turned to pancakes."

John soon followed, holding his under-jaw in his hand, looking very
dismal and very frightened, for two reasons; one, because he thought
that his jaw was broken, and the other, because he thought he had seen
the devil.

"Mercy on us, what is the matter?" exclaimed the farmer's wife again.
"Mary, Mary, Mary!" screamed she, beginning to be frightened herself,
for with all her efforts she could not remove Susan from the bed of
dough, where she lay senseless and heavy as lead. Mary answered to her
mistress's loud appeal, and with her assistance they raised up Susan;
but as for the bread, there was no hopes of it ever rising again. "Why
don't you come here and help Susan, John?" cried Mary.

"Aw-yaw-aw!" was all the reply of John, who had had enough quite of
helping Susan, and who continued to hold his head, as it were, in his
hand.

"What's the matter here, missus?" exclaimed the farmer, coming in.
"Highty-tighty, what ails Susan? and what ails you?" continued the
farmer, turning to John.  "Dang it, but everything seems to go wrong,
this blessed day.  First, there be all the apples stolen--then there
be all the hives turned topsy-turvy in the garden--then there be
Caesar with his flank opened by the bull--then there be the bull
broken through the hedge and tumbled into the saw-pit--and now I come
to get more help to drag him out, I find one woman dead like, and John
looks as if he had seen the devil."

"Aw-yaw-aw!" replied John, nodding his head very significantly.

"One would think that the devil had broke loose to-day.  What is it,
John?  Have you seen him, and has Susan seen him?"

"Aw-yaw."

"He's stopped your jaw, then, at all events, and I thought the devil
himself wouldn't have done that-we shall get nothing of you. Is that
wench coming to her senses?"

"Yes, yes, she's better now,--Susan, what's the matter?"

"Oh, oh, ma'am! the well, the well--"

"The well!  Something wrong there, I suppose: well, I will go and
see."

The farmer trotted off to the well; he perceived the bucket was at the
bottom and all the rope out; he looked about him, and then he looked
into the well.  Jack, who had become very impatient, had been looking
up some time for the assistance which he expected would have come
sooner; the round face of the farmer occasioned a partial eclipse of
the round disk which bounded his view, just as one of the satellites
of Jupiter sometimes obscures the face of the planet round which he
revolves.

"Here I am," cried Jack; "get me up quick, or I shall be dead"; and
What Jack said was true, for he was quite done up by having been so
long down, although his courage had not failed him.

"Dang it, but there be somebody fallen into the well," cried the
farmer; "no end to mishaps this day.  Well, we must get a Christian
out of a well afore we get a bull out of a saw-pit, so I'll go and
call the men."

In a very short time the men who were assembled round the saw-pit were
brought to the well.

"Down below there, hold on now."

"Never fear," cried Jack.

Away went the winch, and once more Jack had an extended horizon to
survey.  As soon as he was at the top, the men hauled him over the
bricks and laid him down upon the ground, for Jack's strength had
failed him.

"Dang it, if it bean't that chap who was on my apple-tree," cried the
farmer--"howsoever, he must not die for stealing a few apples; lift
him up, lads, and take him in--he is dead with cold--no wonder."

The farmer led the way, and the men carried Jack into the house, when
the farmer gave him a glass of brandy; this restored Jack's
circulation, and in a short time he was all right again.

After some previous conversation, in which Jack narrated all that had
happened, "What may be your name?" inquired the farmer.

"My name is Easy," replied Jack.

"What! be you the son of Mr Easy, of Forest Hill?"

"Yes."

"Dang it, he be my landlord, and a right good landlord too--why didn't
you say so when you were up in the apple-tree?  You might have picked
the whole orchard and welcome."

"My dear sir," replied Jack, who had taken a second glass of brandy,
and was quite talkative again, "let this be a warning to you, and when
a man proposes to argue the point, always, in future, listen. Had you
waited, I would have proved to you most incontestably that you had no
more right to the apples than I had; but you would not listen to
argument, and without discussion we can never arrive at truth.  You
send for your dog, who is ripped up by the bull--the bull breaks his
leg in a saw-pit--the bee-hives are overturned, and you lose all your
honey--your man John breaks his jaw--your maid Susan spoils all the
bread--and why? because you would not allow me to argue the point."

"Well, Mr Easy, it be all true that all these mishaps have happened
because I would not allow you to argue the point, perhaps, although,
as I rent the orchard from your father, I cannot imagine how you could
prove to me that the apples were not mine; but now, let's take your
side of the question, and I don't see how you be much better off: you
get up in a tree for a few apples, with plenty of money to buy them if
you like--you are kept there by a dog--you are nearly gored by a
bull--you are stung by the bees, and you tumble souse into a well,
and are nearly killed a dozen times, and all for a few apples not
worth twopence."

"All very true, my good man," replied Jack; "but you forget that I, as
a philosopher, was defending the rights of man."

"Well, I never knew before that a lad who stole apples was called a
philosopher--we calls it petty larceny in the indictments: and as for
your rights of man, I cannot see how they can be defended by doing
what's wrong."

"You do not comprehend the matter, farmer."

"No, I don't--and I be too old to learn, Master Easy.  All I have to
say is this, you are welcome to all the apples in the orchard if you
please, and if you prefers, as it seems you do, to steal them, instead
of asking for them, which I only can account for by the reason that
they say, that 'stolen fruit be sweetest,' I've only to say that I
shall give orders that you be not interfered with.  My chaise be at
the door, Master Easy, and the man will drive you to your father's--
make my compliments to him, and say, that I'm very sorry that you
tumbled into our well."

As Jack was much more inclined for bed than argument, he wished the
farmer good-night, and allowed himself to be driven home. The pain
from the sting of the bees, now that his circulation had fully
returned, was so great, that he was not sorry to find Dr Middleton
taking his tea with his father and mother.  Jack merely said that he
had been so unfortunate as to upset a hive, and had been severely
stung.  He deferred the whole story till another opportunity. Dr
Middleton prescribed for Jack, but on taking his hand found that he
was in a high fever, which, after the events of the day, was not to be
wondered at.  Jack was bled, and kept his bed for a week, by which
time he was restored; but, during that time, Jack had been thinking
very seriously, and had made up his mind.

But we must explain a circumstance which had occurred, which was
probably the cause of Jack's decision.  When Jack returned on the
evening in question, he found seated with his father and Dr Middleton
a Captain Wilson, a sort of cousin to the family, who but occasionally
paid them a visit, for he lived at some distance; and having a wife
and large family, with nothing but his half-pay for their support, he
could not afford to expend even shoe-leather in compliments.  The
object of this visit on the part of Captain Wilson was to request the
aid of Mr Easy He had succeeded in obtaining his appointment to a
sloop of war (for he was in the king's service), but was without the
means of fitting himself out, without leaving his wife and family
penniless.  He therefore came to request Mr Easy to lend him a few
hundred pounds, until he should be able, by his prize-money, to repay
them.  Mr Easy was not a man to refuse such a request, and always
having plenty of spare cash at his banker's, he drew a cheque for a
thousand pounds, which he gave to Captain Wilson, requesting that he
would only repay it at his convenience. Captain Wilson wrote an
acknowledgment of the debt, promising to pay upon his first
prize-money, which receipt, however binding it may be to a man of
honour, was, in point of law, about as valuable as if he had agreed to
pay as soon "as the cows came home." The affair had been just
concluded, and Captain Wilson had returned into the parlour with Mr
Easy, when Jack returned from his expedition.

Jack greeted Captain Wilson, whom he had long known; but, as we before
observed, he suffered so much pain, that he soon retired with Dr
Middleton, and went to bed.

During a week there is room for much reflection, even in a lad of
fourteen, although at that age we are not much inclined to think. But
Jack was in bed; his eyes were so swollen with the stings of the bees
that he could neither read nor otherwise amuse himself; and he
preferred his own thoughts to the gabble of Sarah, who attended him;
so Jack thought, and the result of his cogitations we shall soon bring
forward.

It was on the eighth day that Jack left his bed and came down into the
drawing-room.  He then detailed to his father the adventures which had
taken place, which had obliged him to take to his bed.

"You see, Jack," replied his father, "it's just what I told you: the
world is so utterly demoralised by what is called social compact, and
the phalanx supporting it, by contributing a portion of their unjust
possessions for the security of the remainder, is so powerful, that
any one who opposes it must expect to pass the life of a martyr; but
martyrs are always required previous to any truth, however sublime,
being received, and, like Abraham, whom I have always considered as a
great philosopher, I am willing to sacrifice my only son in so noble a
cause."

"That's all very good on your part, father, but we must argue the
point a little.  If you are as great a philosopher as Abraham, I am
not quite so dutiful a son as Isaac, whose blind obedience, in my
opinion, is very contrary to your rights of man: but the fact, in few
words, is simply this.  In promulgating your philosophy, in the short
space of two days, I have been robbed of the fish I caught, and my rod
and line--I have been soused into a fish-pond--I have been frightened
out of my wits by a bull-dog--been nearly killed by a bull--been stung
to death by bees, and twice tumbled into a well.  Now, if all that
happens in two days, what must I expect to suffer in a whole year?  It
appears to be very unwise to attempt making further converts, for
people on shore seem determined not to listen to reason or argument.
But it has occurred to me, that although the whole earth has been so
nefariously divided among the few, that the waters at least are the
property of all.  No man claims his share of the sea--every one may
there plough as he pleases, without being taken up for a trespasser.
Even war makes no difference; every one may go on as he pleases, and
if they meet, it is nothing but a neutral ground on which the parties
contend.  It is, then, only upon the ocean that I am likely to find
that equality and rights of man, which we are so anxious to establish
on shore; and therefore I have resolved not to go to school again,
which I detest, but to go to sea, and propagate our opinions as much
as I can."

"I cannot listen to that, Jack, in the first place, you must return to
school; in the next place, you shall not go to sea."

"Then, father, all I have to say is, that I swear by the rights of man
I will not go back to school, and that I will go to sea.  Who and what
is to prevent me?  Was not I born my own master?--has any one a right
to dictate to me as if I were not his equal?  Have I not as much right
to my share of the sea as any other mortal?  I stand upon perfect
equality," continued Jack, stamping his right foot on the floor.

What had Mr Easy to offer in reply?  He must either, as a philosopher,
have sacrificed his hypothesis, or, as a father, have sacrificed his
son.  Like all philosophers, he preferred what he considered as the
less important of the two, he sacrificed his son; but--we will do him
justice--he did it with a sigh.

"Jack, you shall, if you wish it, go to sea."

"That, of course," replied Jack, with the air of a conqueror; "but the
question is, with whom?  Now it has occurred to me, that Captain
Wilson has just been appointed to a ship, and I should like to sail
with him."

"I will write to him," said Mr Easy, mournfully, "but I should have
liked to have felt his head first"; and thus was the matter arranged.

The answer from Captain Wilson was, of course, in the affirmative, and
he promised that he would treat Jack as his own son.

Our hero mounted his father's horse, and rode off to Mr Bonnycastle.

"I am going to sea, Mr Bonnycastle."

"The very best thing for you," replied Mr Bonnycastle.

Our hero met Dr Middleton. "I am going to sea, Dr Middleton."

"The very best thing for you," replied the Doctor. "I am going to sea,
mother," said John. "To sea, John, to sea? no, no, dear John, you are
not going to sea," replied Mrs Easy, with horror.

"Yes, I am; father has agreed, and says he will obtain your consent."

"My consent!  Oh, my dear, dear boy!"--and Mrs Easy wept bitterly, as
Rachel mourning for her children.




CHAPTER VIII

In which Mr Easy has his first lesson as to zeal in his Majesty's
Service.


As there was no time to lose, our hero very soon bade adieu to his
paternal roof, as the phrase is, and found his way down to Portsmouth.
As Jack had plenty of money, and was very much pleased at finding
himself his own master, he was in no hurry to join his ship, and five
or six companions, not very creditable, whom either Jack had picked
up, or had picked up Jack, and who lived upon him, strongly advised
him to put it off until the very last moment.  As this advice happened
to coincide with Jack's opinion, our hero was three weeks at
Portsmouth before any one knew of his arrival, but at last Captain
Wilson received a letter from Mr Easy, by which he found that Jack had
left home at the period we have mentioned, and he desired the first
lieutenant to make inquiries, as he was afraid that some accident
might have happened to him.  As Mr Sawbridge, the first lieutenant,
happened to be going on shore on the same evening for the last time
previous to the ship's sailing, he looked into the Blue Posts, George,
and Fountain Inns, to inquire if there was such a person arrived as Mr
Easy.  "O yes," replied the waiter at the Fountain,--"Mr Easy has been
here these three weeks."

"The devil he has," roared Mr Sawbridge, with all the indignation of a
first lieutenant defrauded three weeks of a midshipman; "where is he;
in the coffee-room?"

"Oh dear no, sir," replied the waiter, "Mr Easy has the front
apartments on the first floor."

"Well, then, show me up to the first floor."

"May I request the pleasure of your name, sir?" said the waiter.

"First lieutenants don't send up their names to midshipmen," replied
Mr Sawbridge; "he shall soon know who I am."

At this reply, the waiter walked upstairs, followed by Mr Sawbridge,
and threw open the door.

"A gentleman wishes to see you, sir," said the waiter.

"Desire him to walk in," said Jack: "and, waiter, mind that the punch
is a little better than it was yesterday; I have asked two more
gentlemen to dine here."

In the meantime, Mr Sawbridge, who was not in his uniform, had
entered, and perceived Jack alone, with the dinner table laid out in
the best style for eight, a considerable show of plate for even the
Fountain Inn, and everything, as well as the apartment itself,
according to Mr Sawbridge's opinion, much more fit for a
commander-in-chief than a midshipman of a sloop of war.

Now Mr Sawbridge was a good officer, one who had really worked his way
up to the present rank, that is to say, that he had served
seven-and-twenty years, and had nothing but his pay.  He was a little
soured in the service, and certainly had an aversion to the young men
of family who were now fast crowding into it--and with some grounds,
as he perceived his own chance of promotion decrease in the same ratio
as the numbers increased. He considered that in proportion as
midshipmen assumed a cleaner and more gentlemanly appearance, so did
they become more useless, and it may therefore be easily imagined that
his bile was raised by this parade and display in a lad, who was very
shortly to be, and ought three weeks before to have been, shrinking
from his frown.  Nevertheless, Sawbridge was a good-hearted man,
although a little envious of luxury, which he could not pretend to
indulge in himself.

"May I beg to ask," said Jack, who was always remarkably polite and
gentlemanly in his address, "in what manner I may be of service to
you?"

"Yes, sir, you may--by joining your ship immediately.  And may I beg
to ask in return, sir, what is the reason you have stayed on shore
three weeks without joining her?"

Hereupon Jack, who did not much admire the peremptory tone of Mr
Sawbridge, and who during the answer had taken a seat, crossed his
legs, and played with the gold chain to which his watch was secured,
after a pause very coolly replied--

"And pray, who are you?"

"Who am I, sir?" replied Sawbridge, jumping out of his chair, "my name
is Sawbridge, sir, and I am the first lieutenant of the Harpy. Now,
sir, you have your answer."

Mr Sawbridge, who imagined that the name of the first lieutenant would
strike terror to a culprit midshipman, threw himself back in the
chair, and assumed an air of importance.

"Really, sir," replied Jack, "what may be your exact situation on
board, my ignorance of the service will not allow me to guess, but if
I may judge from your behaviour, you have no small opinion of
yourself."

"Look ye, young man, you may not know what a first lieutenant is, and
I take it for granted that you do not, by your behaviour; but depend
upon it, I'll let you know very soon.  In the meantime, sir, I insist
upon it, that you go immediately on board."

"I'm sorry that I cannot comply with your very moderate request,"
replied Jack, coolly.  "I shall go on board when it suits my
convenience, and I beg that you will give yourself no further trouble
on my account."

Jack then rang the bell; the waiter, who had been listening outside,
immediately entered, and before Mr Sawbridge, who was dumb with
astonishment at Jack's impertinence, could have time to reply--

"Waiter," said Jack, "show this gentleman downstairs."

"By the god of war!" exclaimed the first lieutenant, "but I'll soon
show you down to the boat, my young bantam; and when once I get you
safe on board, I'll make you know the difference between a midshipman
and a first lieutenant."

"I can only admit of equality, sir," replied Jack; "we are all born
equal--I trust you'll allow that."

"Equality--damn it, I suppose you'll take the command of the ship.
However, sir, your ignorance will be a little enlightened by-and-bye.
I shall now go and report your conduct to Captain Wilson; and I tell
you plainly, that if you are not on board this evening, to-morrow
morning, at daylight, I shall send a sergeant and a file of marines to
fetch you."

"You may depend upon it, sir," replied Jack, "that I also shall not
fail to mention to Captain Wilson, that I consider you a very
quarrelsome, impertinent fellow, and recommend him not to allow you to
remain on board.  It will be quite uncomfortable to be in the same
ship with such an ungentlemanly bear."

"He must be mad--quite mad," exclaimed Sawbridge, whose astonishment
even mastered his indignation.  "Mad as a march hare--by God."

"No, sir," replied Jack, "I am not mad, but I am a philosopher."

"A what?" exclaimed Sawbridge, "damme, what next?--well, my joker, all
the better for you, I shall put your philosophy to the proof."

"It is for that very reason, sir," replied Jack, "that I have decided
upon going to sea; and if you do remain on board, I hope to argue the
point with you, and make you a convert to the truth of equality and
the rights of man."

"By the Lord that made us both, I'll soon make you a convert to the
thirty-six articles of war--that is, if you remain on board; but I
shall now go to the captain, and report your conduct, sir, and leave
you to your dinner with what appetite you may."

"Sir, I am infinitely obliged to you; but you need not be afraid of my
appetite; I am only sorry, as you happen to belong to the same ship,
that I cannot, in justice to the gentlemanly young men whom I expect,
ask you to join them. I wish you a very good morning, sir."

"Twenty years have I been in the service," roared Sawbridge, "and
damme--but he's mad--downright, stark, staring mad," and the first
lieutenant bounced out of the room.

Jack was a little astonished himself.  Had Mr Sawbridge made his
appearance in uniform it might have been different; but that a
plain-looking man, with black whiskers, shaggy hair, and old blue
frock coat and yellow cassimere waistcoat, should venture to address
him in such a manner, was quite incomprehensible;--he calls me mad,
thought Jack, I shall tell Captain Wilson what is my opinion about his
lieutenant. Shortly afterwards the company arrived, and Jack soon
forgot all about it.

In the meantime Sawbridge called at the captain's lodgings, and found
him at home.  He made a very faithful report of all that had happened,
and concluded his report by demanding, in great wrath, either an
instant dismissal or a court-martial on our hero, Jack.

"Stop, Sawbridge," replied Captain Wilson, "take a chair: as Mr Easy
says, we must argue the point, and then I will leave it to your better
feelings.  As for the court-martial, it will not hold good, for Mr
Easy, in the first place, has not yet joined the ship, and in the next
place, could not be supposed to know that you were the first
lieutenant, or even an officer, for you went to him out of uniform."

"Very true, sir," replied Sawbridge, "I had forgotten that."

"Then, as for his dismissal, or rather, not allowing him to join, Mr
Easy has been brought up in the country, and has never seen anything
aquatic larger than a fish-pond, perhaps, in his life; and as for the
service, or the nature of it, I believe he is as ignorant of it as a
child not a year old--I doubt whether he knows the rank of a
lieutenant, certainly, he can have no idea of the power of a first
lieutenant, by his treatment of you."

"I should think not," replied Sawbridge, dryly.

"I do not think, therefore, that conduct which must have proceeded
from sheer ignorance should be so severely punished--I appeal to you,
Sawbridge."

"Well, sir, perhaps you are right--but still he told me he was a
philosopher, and talked about equality and rights of man.  Told me
that he could only admit of equality between us, and begged to argue
the point.  Now, sir, if a midshipman is to argue the point every time
that an order is given, the service will come to a pretty pass."

"That is all very true, Sawbridge; and now you remind me of what never
occurred to me at the time that I promised to take Mr Easy in the
ship. I now recollect that his father, who is a distant relation of
mine, has some very wild notions in his head, just like what have been
repeated by his son on your interview with him.  I have occasionally
dined there, and Mr Easy has always been upholding the principles of
natural equality and of the rights of man, much to the amusement of
his guests, and I confess, at the time, of mine also. I recollect
telling him that I trusted he would never be able to disseminate his
opinions in the service to which I belonged, as we should have an end
of all discipline.  I little thought, at the time, that his only son,
who has no more occasion to go to sea than the Archbishop of
Canterbury, for his father has a very handsome property I believe
seven or eight thousand a year--would ever have sailed with me, and
have brought these opinions with him into any ship that I commanded.
It is a pity, a great pity."

"He never could have brought his pigs to a worse market," observed
Sawbridge.

"I agree with you, and, as a father myself, I cannot but help feeling
how careful we should be, how we inculcate anything like abstract and
philosophical ideas to youth.  Allowing them to be in themselves
correct, still they are dangerous as sharp instruments are in the
hands of a child;--allowing them to be erroneous, they are seized upon
with an avidity by young and ardent minds, and are not to be
eradicated without the greatest difficulty, and very often not until
they have accomplished their ruin."

"Then you think, sir, that these ideas have taken deep root in this
young man, and we shall not easily rid him of them?"

"I do not say so; but still, recollect they have been instilled,
perhaps, from the earliest period, by one from whom they must have
been received with all confidence--from a father to a son; and that
son has never yet been sufficiently in the world to have proved their
fallacy."

"Well, sir," replied Sawbridge, "if I may venture to offer an opinion
on the subject--and in so doing I assure you that I only shall from a
feeling for the service--if, as you say, these opinions will not
easily be Eradicated, as the young man is independent, would it not be
both better for himself, as well as for the service, that he is sent
home again?  As an officer he will never do any good for himself, and
he may do much harm to others. I submit this to you, Captain Wilson,
with all respect; but as your first lieutenant, I feel very jealous at
any chance of the discipline of the ship being interfered with by the
introduction of this young man, to whom it appears that a profession
is no object."

"My dear Sawbridge," replied Captain Wilson, after taking one or two
turns up and down the room, "we entered the service together, we were
messmates for many years, and you must be aware that it is not only
long friendship, but an intimate knowledge of your unrewarded merit,
which has induced me to request you to come with me as my first
lieutenant.  Now, I will put a case to you, and you shall then decide
the question--and moreover, I will abide by your decision.

"Suppose that you were a commander like myself, with a wife and seven
children, and that, struggling for many years to support them, you
found yourself, notwithstanding the utmost parsimony, gradually
running into debt.  That, after many long applications, you had at
last succeeded in obtaining employment by an appointment to a fine
sloop, and there was every prospect, by prize-money and increased pay,
of recovering yourself from your difficulties, if not realising a
sufficient provision for your family.  Then suppose that all this
prospect and all these hopes were likely to be dashed to the ground by
the fact of having no means of fitting yourself out, no credit, no
means of paying debts you have contracted, for which you would have
been arrested, or anything sufficient to leave for the support of your
family during your absence, your agent only consenting to advance
one-half of what you require.  Now, suppose, in this awkward dilemma,
without anyone in this world upon whom you have any legitimate claim,
as a last resource you were to apply to one with whom you have but a
distant connection, and but an occasional acquaintance--and that when
you had made your request for the loan of two or three hundred pounds,
fully anticipating a refusal (from the feeling that he who goes
a-borrowing goes a-sorrowing),--I say, suppose, to your astonishment,
that this generous person was to present you with a cheque on his
banker for one thousand pounds, demanding no interest, no legal
security, and requests you only to pay it at your convenience,--I ask
you, Sawbridge, what would be your feelings towards such a man?"

"I would die for him," replied Sawbridge, with emotion.

"And suppose that, by the merest chance, or from a whim of the moment,
the son of that man was to be placed under your protection?"

"I would be a father to him," replied Sawbridge.

"But we must proceed a little further: suppose that you were to find
the lad was not all that you could wish--that he had imbibed erroneous
doctrines, which would probably, if not eradicated, be attended with
consequences fatal to his welfare and happiness, would you therefore,
on that account, withdraw your protection, and leave him to the mercy
of others, who had no claims of gratitude to sway them in his favour?"

"Most certainly not, sir," replied Sawbridge; "on the contrary, I
would never part with the son until, by precept or otherwise, I had
set him right again, and thus had, as far as it was possible, paid the
debt of gratitude due to the generous father."

"I hardly need say to you, Sawbridge, after what has passed, that this
lad you have just come from, is the son, and that Mr Easy of Forest
Hill is the father."

"Then, sir, I can only say, that not only to please you, but also from
respect to a man who has shown such good-will towards one of our cloth,
I shall most cheerfully forgive all that has passed between the lad
and me, and all that may probably take place before we make him what
he ought to be."

"Thank you, Sawbridge; I expected as much, and am not disappointed in
my opinion of you."

"And now, Captain Wilson, pray what is to be done?"

"We must get him on board, but not with a file of marines,--that will
do more harm than good. I will send a note, requesting him to
breakfast with me to-morrow morning, and have a little conversation
with him.  I do not wish to frighten him; he would not scruple to run
back to Forest Hill--now I wish to keep him if I possibly can."

"You are right, sir; his father appears his greatest enemy. What a
pity that a man with so good a heart should be so weak in the head!
Then, sir, I shall take no notice of this at present, but leave the
whole affair in your hands."

"Do, Sawbridge; you have obliged me very much by your kindness in this
business."

Mr Sawbridge then took his leave, and Captain Wilson despatched a note
to our hero, requesting the pleasure of his company to breakfast at
nine o'clock the ensuing morning.  The answer was in the affirmative,
but verbal, for Jack had drunk too much champagne to trust his pen to
paper.




CHAPTER IX

In which Mr Easy finds himself on the other side of the Bay of Biscay.


The next morning Jack Easy would have forgotten all about his
engagement with the captain, had it not been for the waiter, who
thought that, after the reception which our hero had given the first
lieutenant, it would be just as well that he should not be
disrespectful to the captain.  Now Jack had not, hitherto, put on his
uniform, and he thought this a fitting occasion, particularly as the
waiter suggested the propriety of his appearance in it.  Whether it
was from a presentiment of what he was to suffer, Jack was not at all
pleased, as most lads are, with the change in his dress.  It appeared
to him that he was sacrificing his independence; however, he did not
follow his first impulse, which was to take it off again, but took his
hat, which the waiter had brushed and handed to him, and then set off
for the captain's lodgings.  Captain Wilson received him as if he had
not been aware of his delay in joining his ship, or his interview with
his first lieutenant, but before breakfast was over, Jack himself
narrated the affair in a few words.  Captain Wilson then entered into
a detail of the duties and rank of every person on board of the ship,
pointing out to Jack, that where discipline was required, it was
impossible, when duty was carried on, that more than one could
command; and that that one was the captain, who represented the king
in person, who represented the country; and that, as the orders were
transmitted from the captain through the lieutenant, and from the
lieutenant to the midshipmen, who, in their turn, communicated them to
the whole ship's company, in fact, it was the captain alone who gave
the orders, and that everyone was equally obliged to obey. Indeed, as
the captain himself had to obey the orders of his superiors, the
Admiral and the Admiralty; all on board might be said to be equally
obliged to obey.  Captain Wilson laid a strong emphasis on the word
equally, as he cautiously administered his first dose; indeed, in the
whole of his address, he made use of special pleading, which would
have done credit to the bar; for at the same time that he was
explaining to Jack that he was entering a service in which equality
could never for a moment exist, if the service was to exist, he
contrived to show that all the grades were levelled, by all being
equally bound to do their duty to their country, and that, in fact,
whether a seaman obeyed his orders, or he obeyed the orders of his
superior officer, they were in reality only obeying the orders of the
country, which were administered through their channels.

Jack did not altogether dislike this view of the subject, and the
captain took care not to dwell too long upon it.  He then entered upon
other details, which he was aware would be more agreeable to Jack. He
pointed out that the articles of war were the rules by which the
service was to be guided, and that everybody, from the captain to the
least boy in the ship, was equally bound to adhere to them that a
certain allowance of provisions and wine were allowed to each person
on board, and that this allowance was the same to all; the same to the
captain as to the boy; the same in quantity as in quality; everyone
equally entitled to his allowance;--that, although there were, of
necessity, various grades necessary in the service, and the captain's
orders were obliged to be passed and obeyed by all, yet still,
whatever was the grade of the officer, they were equally considered as
gentlemen.  In short, Captain Wilson, who told the truth, and nothing
but the truth, Without telling the whole truth, actually made Jack
fancy that he had at last found out that equality he had been seeking
for in vain on shore, when, at last, he recollected the language used
by Mr Sawbridge the evening before, and asked the captain why that
personage had so conducted himself. Now, as the language of Mr
Sawbridge was very much at variance with equality, Captain Wilson was
not a little puzzled.  However, he first pointed out that the first
lieutenant was, at the time being, the captain, as he was the senior
officer on board, as would Jack himself be if he were the senior
officer on board; and that, as he before observed, the captain or
senior officer represented the country.  That in the articles of war,
everybody who absented himself from the ship, committed an error, or
breach of those articles; and if any error or breach of those articles
was committed by anyone belonging to the ship, if the senior officer
did not take notice of it, he then himself committed a breach of those
articles, and was liable himself to be punished, if he could not prove
that he had noticed it; it was therefore to save himself that he was
obliged to point out the error; and if he did it in strong language,
it only proved his zeal for his country.

"Upon my honour, then," replied Jack, "there can be no doubt of his
zeal; for if the whole country had been at stake, he could not have
put himself in a greater passion."

"Then he did his duty; but depend upon it it was not a pleasant one to
him: and I'll answer for it, when you meet him on board, he will be as
friendly with you as if nothing had happened."

"He told me that he'd soon make me know what a first lieutenant was:
what did he mean by that?" inquired Jack.

"All zeal."

"Yes, but he said, that as soon as he got on board, he'd show me the
difference between a first lieutenant and a midshipman."

"All zeal."

"He said my ignorance should be a little enlightened by-and-bye."

"All zeal."

"And that he'd send a sergeant and marines to fetch me."

"All zeal."

"That he would put my philosophy to the proof."

"All zeal, Mr Easy.  Zeal will break out in this way; but we should do
nothing in the service without it.  Recollect that I hope and trust
one day to see you also a zealous officer."

Here Jack cogitated considerably, and gave no answer.

"You will, I am sure," continued Captain Wilson, "find Mr Sawbridge
one of your best friends."

"Perhaps so," replied Jack, "but I did not much admire our first
acquaintance."

"It will perhaps be your unpleasant duty to find as much fault
yourself; we are all equally bound to do our duty to our country. But,
Mr Easy, I sent for you to say that we shall sail to-morrow; and, as I
shall send my things off this afternoon by the launch, you had better
send yours off also.  At eight o'clock I shall go on board, and we can
both go in the same boat."

To this Jack made no sort of objection, and having paid his bill at
the Fountain, he sent his chest down to the boat by some of the crew
who came up for it, and attended the summons of the captain to embark.
By nine o'clock that evening, Mr Jack Easy was safe on board his
Majesty's sloop Harpy.

When Jack arrived on board, it was dark, and he did not know what to
do with himself.  The captain was received by the officers on deck,
who took off their hats to salute him.  The captain returned the
salute, and so did Jack very politely, after which, the captain
entered into conversation with the first lieutenant, and for a while
Jack was left to himself.  It was too dark to distinguish faces, and
to one who had never been on board of a ship, too dark to move, so
Jack stood where he was, which was not far from the main bitts; but he
did not stay long; the boat had been hooked on to the quarter davits,
and the boatswain had called out--"Set taut, my lads!"

And then with the shrill whistle, and "Away with her!" forward came
galloping and bounding along, the men with the tackles; and in the
dark Jack was upset, and half a dozen marines fell upon him; the men,
who had no idea that an officer was floored among the others, were
pleased at the joke, and continued to dance over those who were down,
until they rolled themselves out of the way.  Jack, who did not
understand this, fared badly, and it was not till the calls piped
belay that he could recover his legs, after having been trampled upon
by half the starboard watch, and the breath completely jammed out of
his body, Jack reeled to a carronade slide, when the officers who had
been laughing at the lark as well as the men, perceived his
situation--among others, Mr Sawbridge, the first lieutenant.

"Are you hurt, Mr Easy?" said he, kindly.

"A little," replied Jack, catching his breath.

"You've had but a rough welcome," replied the first lieutenant, "but
at certain times, on board ship, it is every man for himself, and God
for us all.  Harpur," continued the first lieutenant to the doctor,
"take Mr Easy down in the gun-room with you, and I will be down myself
as soon as I can.  Where is Mr Jolliffe?"

"Here, sir," replied Mr Jolliffe, a master's mate, coming aft from the
booms.

"There is a youngster come on board with the captain.  Order one of
the quarter-masters to get a hammock slung."

In the meantime Jack went down into the gun-room, where a glass of
wine somewhat recovered him.  He did not stay there long, nor did he
venture to talk much.  As soon as his hammock was ready, Jack was glad
to go to bed--and as he was much bruised he was not disturbed the next
morning till past nine o'clock.  He then dressed himself, went on
deck, found that the sloop was just clear of the Needles, that he felt
very queer, then very sick, and was conducted by a marine down below,
put into his hammock, where he remained during a gale of wind of three
days, bewildered, confused, puzzled, and every minute knocking his
head against the beams with the pitching and tossing of the sloop.

"And this is going to sea," thought Jack; "no wonder that no one
interferes with another here, or talks about a trespass; for I'm sure
anyone is welcome to my share of the ocean; and if I once get on shore
again, the devil may have my portion if he chooses."

Captain Wilson and Mr Sawbridge had both allowed Jack more leisure
than most midshipmen, during his illness.  By the time that the gale
was over, the sloop was off Cape Finisterre. The next morning the sea
was nearly down, and there was but a slight breeze on the waters. The
comparative quiet of the night before had very much recovered our
hero, and when the hammocks were piped up, he was accosted by Mr
Jolliffe, the master's mate, who asked, "whether he intended to rouse
and bit, or whether he intended to sail to Gibraltar between his
blankets."

Jack, who felt himself quite another person, turned out of his hammock
and dressed himself.  A marine had, by the captain's orders, attended
Jack during his illness, and this man came to his assistance, opened
his chest, and brought him all he required, or Jack would have been in
a sad dilemma.

Jack then inquired where he was to go, for he had not been in the
midshipmen's berth, although five days on board.  The marine pointed
it out to him, and Jack, who felt excessively hungry, crawled over and
between chests, until he found himself fairly in a hole infinitely
inferior to the dog-kennels which received his father's pointers.

"I'd not only give up the ocean," thought Jack, "and my share of it,
but also my share of the Harpy, unto anyone who fancies it. Equality
enough here! for everyone appears equally miserably off."

As he thus gave vent to his thoughts, he perceived that there was
another person in the berth--Mr Jolliffe, the master's mate, who had
fixed his eye upon Jack, and to whom Jack returned the compliment. The
first thing that Jack observed was, that Mr Jolliffe was very deeply
pockmarked, and that he had but one eye, and that was a piercer; it
appeared like a little ball of fire, and as if it reflected more light
from the solitary candle than the candle gave.

"I don't like your looks,"  thought Jack--"we shall never be friends."

But here Jack fell into the common error of judging by appearances, as
will be proved hereafter.

"I'm glad to see you up again, youngster," said Jolliffe; "you've been
on your beam ends longer than usual, but those who are strongest
suffer most--you made your mind up but late to come to sea. However,
they say, 'better late than never'."

"I feel very much inclined to argue the truth of that saying," replied
Jack; "but it's no use just now.  I'm terribly hungry--when shall I
get some breakfast?"

"To-morrow morning at half-past eight," replied Mr Jolliffe.
"Breakfast for to-day has been over these two hours."

"But must I then go without?"

"No, I do not say that, as we must make allowances for your illness;
but it will not be breakfast."

"Call it what you please," replied Jack, "only pray desire the
servants to give me something to eat.  Dry toast or muffins--anything
will do, but I should prefer coffee."

"You forget that you are off Finisterre, in a midshipman's berth:
coffee we have none--muffins we never see, dry toast cannot be made,
as we have no soft bread; but a cup of tea, and ship's biscuit and
butter, I can desire the steward to get ready for you."

"Well then," replied Jack, "I will thank you to procure me that."

"Marine," cried Jolliffe, "call Mesty."

"Pass the word for Mesty," cried the marine--and the two syllables
were handed forward until lost in the forepart of the vessel.

The person so named must be introduced to the reader.  He was a
curious anomaly--a black man who had been brought to America as a
slave, and there sold.

He was a very tall, spare-built, yet muscular form, and had a face by
no means common with his race.  His head was long and narrow, high
cheek-bones, from whence his face descended down to almost a point at
the chin; his nose was very small, but it was straight and almost
Roman; his mouth also was unusually small; and his lips thin for an
African; his teeth very white, and filed to sharp points.  He claimed
the rank of prince in his own country, with what truth could not of
course be substantiated.  His master had settled at New York, and
there Mesty had learned English, if it could be so-called: the fact
is, that all the emigrant labourers at New York being Irishmen, he had
learned English with the strong brogue and peculiar phraseology of the
sister kingdom dashed with a little Yankeeism.

Having been told that there was no slavery in England, Mesty had
concealed himself on board an English merchant vessel, and escaped. On
his arrival in England he had entered on board of a man-of-war. Having
no name, it was necessary to christen him on the ship's books, and the
first lieutenant, who had entered him, struck with his remarkable
expression of countenance, and being a German scholar, had named him
Mephistopheles Faust, from whence his Christian name had been razed to
Mesty.  Mesty in other points was an eccentric character; at one
moment, when he remembered his lineage, he was proud to excess, at
others he was grave and almost sullen--but when nothing either in
daily occurrences or in his mind ran contrary, he exhibited the
drollery so often found in his nation, with a spice of Irish humour,
as if he had caught up the latter with his Irish brogue.

Mesty was soon seen coming aft, but almost double as he couched under
the beams, and taking large strides with his naked feet.

"By the powers, Massa Yolliffe, but it is not seasonable at all to
send for me just now, anyhow, seeing how the praters are in the
copper, and so many blackguard 'palpeens all ready to change net for
net, and better themselves by the same mistake, 'dam um."

"Mesty, you know I never send for you myself, or allow others to do
so, unless it is necessary," replied Jolliffe; "but this poor lad has
eaten nothing since he has been on board, and is very hungry--you must
get him a little tea."

"Is it tay you mane, sir?--I guess, to make tay, in the first place I
must ab water, and in the next must ab room in the galley to put the
kettle on--and 'pose you wanted to burn the tip of your little finger
just now, it's not in the galley that you find a berth for it--and den
the water before seven bells.  I've a notion it's just impossible."

"But he must have something, Mesty."

"Never mind the tea, then," replied Jack, "I'll take some milk."

"Is it milk massa manes, and the bumboat woman on the oder side of the
bay?"

"We have no milk, Mr Easy; you forget that we are on blue water,"
replied Jolliffe, "and I really am afraid that you'll have to wait
till dinner-time.  Mesty tells the truth."

"I tell you what, Massa Yolliffe, it just seven bells, and if the
young gentleman would, instead of tay, try a little out of the copper,
it might keep him asy.  It but a little difference, tay soup and pay
soup. Now a bowl of that, with some nuts and a flourish of pepper,
will do him good, anyhow."

"Perhaps the best thing he can take, Mesty; get it as fast as you
can."

In a few minutes the black brought down a bowl of soup and whole peas
swimming in it, put before our hero a tin bread-basket full of small
biscuit, called midshipmen's nuts, and the pepper-caster. Jack's
visions of tea, coffee, muffins, dry toast, and milk, vanished as he
perceived the mess; but he was very hungry, and he found it much
better than he expected; and he moreover found himself much the better
after he had swallowed it. It struck seven bells, and he accompanied
Mr Jolliffe on deck.




CHAPTER X

Showing how Jack transgresses against his own philosophy.


When Jack Easy had gained the deck, he found the sun shining gaily, a
soft air blowing from the shore, and the whole of the rigging and
every part of the ship loaded with the shirts, trousers, and jackets
of the seamen, which had been wetted during the heavy gale, and were
now hanging up to dry; all the wet sails were also spread on the booms
or triced up in the rigging, and the ship was slowly forging through
the blue water.  The captain and first lieutenant were standing on the
gangway in converse, and the majority of the officers were with their
quadrants and sextants ascertaining the latitude at noon.  The decks
were white and clean, the sweepers had just laid by their brooms, and
the men were busy coiling down the ropes.  It was a scene of
cheerfulness, activity, and order, which tightened his heart after the
four days of suffering, close air, and confinement, from which he had
just emerged.

The captain, who perceived him, beckoned to him, asked him kindly how
he felt: the first lieutenant also smiled upon him, and many of the
officers, as well as his messmates, congratulated him upon his
recovery.

The captain's steward came up to him, touched his hat, and requested
the pleasure of his company to dinner in the cabin. Jack was the
essence of politeness, took off his hat, and accepted the invitation.
Jack was standing on a rope which a seaman was coiling down; the man
touched his hat and requested he would be so kind as to take his foot
off.  Jack took his hat off his head in return, and his foot off the
rope.  The master touched his hat, and reported twelve o'clock to the
first lieutenant--the first lieutenant touched his hat, and reported
twelve o'clock to the captain--the captain touched his hat, and told
the first lieutenant to make it so.  The officer of the watch touched
his hat, and asked the captain whether they should pipe to dinner--
the captain touched his hat, and said--"If you please."

The midshipman received his orders, and touched his hat, which he gave
to the head boatswain's mate, who touched his hat, and then the calls
whistled cheerily.

"Well," thought Jack, "politeness seems to be the order of the day,
and everyone has an equal respect for the other." Jack stayed on deck;
he peeped through the ports, which were open, and looked down into the
deep blue wave; he cast his eyes aloft, and watched the tall spars
sweeping and tracing with their points, as it were, a small portion of
the clear sky, as they acted in obedience to the motion of the vessel;
he looked forward at the range of carronades which lined the sides of
the deck, and then he proceeded to climb one of the carronades, and
lean over the hammocks to gaze on the distant land.

"Young gentleman, get off those hammocks," cried the master, who was
officer of the watch, in a surly tone.

Jack looked round. "Do you hear me, sir?  I'm speaking to you," said
the master again. Jack felt very indignant, and he thought that
politeness was not quite so general as he supposed.

It happened that Captain Wilson was upon deck. "Come here, Mr Easy,"
said the captain; "it is a rule in the service, that no one gets on
the hammocks, unless in case of emergency--I never do--nor the first
lieutenant--nor any of the officers or men,--therefore, upon the
principle of equality, you must not do it either."

"Certainly not, sir," replied Jack, "but still I do not see why that
officer in the shining hat should be so angry, and not speak to me as
if I were a gentleman, as well as himself."

"I have already explained that to you, Mr Easy." "O yes, I recollect
now, it's zeal: but this zeal appears to me to be the only unpleasant
thing in the service.  It's a pity, as you said, that the service
cannot do without it."

Captain Wilson laughed, and walked away; and shortly afterwards, as he
turned up and down the deck with the master, he hinted to him, that he
should not speak so sharply to a lad who had committed such a trifling
error through ignorance.  Now Mr Smallsole, the master, who was a
surly sort of a personage, and did not like even a hint of
disapprobation of his conduct, although very regardless of the feeling
of others, determined to pay this off on Jack, the very first
convenient opportunity.  Jack dined in the cabin, and was very much
pleased to find that everyone drank wine with him, and that everybody
at the captain's table appeared to be on an equality.  Before the
dessert had been on the table five minutes, Jack became loquacious on
his favourite topic; all the company stared with surprise at such an
unheard-of doctrine being broached on board of a man-of-war; the
captain argued the point, so as to controvert, without too much
offending, Jack's notions, laughing the whole time that the
conversation was carried on.

It will be observed, that this day may be considered as the first in
which Jack really made his appearance on board, and it also was on
this first day that Jack made known, at the captain's table, his very
peculiar notions.  If the company at the captain's table, which
consisted of the second lieutenant, purser, Mr Jolliffe, and one of
the midshipmen, were astonished at such heterodox opinions being
stated in the presence of the captain, they were equally astonished at
the cool, good-humoured ridicule with which they were received by
Captain Wilson.

The report of Jack's boldness, and every word and opinion that he had
uttered (of course much magnified) was circulated that evening through
the whole ship; it was canvassed in the gun-room by the officers; it
was descanted upon by the midshipmen as they walked the deck; the
captain's steward held a levee abreast of the ship's funnel, in which
he narrated this new doctrine.  The sergeant of marines gave his
opinion in his berth, that it was damnable.  The boatswain talked over
the matter with the other warrant officers, till the grog was all
gone, and then dismissed it as too dry a subject: and it was the
general opinion of the ship's company, that as soon as they arrived at
Gibraltar Bay, our hero would bid adieu to the service, either by
being sentenced to death by a court-martial, or by being dismissed,
and towed on shore on a grating. Others, who had more of the wisdom of
the serpent, and who had been informed by Mr Sawbridge that our hero
was a lad who would inherit a large property, argued differently, and
considered that Captain Wilson had very good reason for being so
lenient--and among them was the second lieutenant.  There were but
four who were well inclined towards Jack,--to wit, the captain, the
first lieutenant, Mr Jolliffe, the one-eyed master's mate, and
Mephistopheles, the black, who, having heard that Jack had uttered
such sentiments, loved him with all his heart and soul.

We have referred to the second lieutenant, Mr Asper.  This young man
had a very high respect for birth, and particularly for money, of
which he had very little.  He was the son of an eminent merchant who,
during the time that he was a midshipman, had allowed him a much
larger sum for his expenses than was necessary or proper; and, during
his career, he found that his full pocket procured him consequence,
not only among his own messmates, but also with many of the officers
of the ships that he sailed in.  A man who is able and willing to pay
a large tavern bill will always find followers--that is, to the
tavern; and lieutenants did not disdain to dine, walk arm-in-arm, and
be "hail fellow well met" with a midshipman, at whose expense they
lived during the time they were on shore.  Mr Asper had just received
his commission and appointment, when his father became a bankrupt, and
the fountain was dried up from which he had drawn such liberal
supplies.  Since that, Mr Asper had felt that his consequence was
gone: he could no longer talk about the service being a bore, or that
he should give it up; he could no longer obtain that deference paid to
his purse, and not to himself; and he had contracted very expensive
habits, without having any longer the means of gratifying them.

It was therefore no wonder that he imbibed a great respect for money;
and, as he could no longer find the means himself, he was glad to pick
up anybody else at whose cost he could indulge in that extravagance
and expense to which he had been so long accustomed, and still sighed
for.  Now, Mr Asper knew that our hero was well supplied with money,
as he had obtained from the waiter the amount of the bill paid at the
Fountain, and he had been waiting for Jack's appearance on deck to
become his very dearest and most intimate friend.  The conversation in
the cabin made him feel assured that Jack would require and be
grateful for support, and he had taken the opportunity of a walk with
Mr Sawbridge, to offer to take Jack in his watch.  Whether it was that
Mr Sawbridge saw through the design of Mr Asper, or whether he
imagined that our hero would be better pleased with him than with the
master, considering his harshness of deportment; or with himself, who
could not, as first lieutenant, overlook any remission of duty, the
offer was accepted, and Jack Easy was ordered, as he now entered upon
his duties, to keep watch under Lieutenant Asper.

But not only was this the first day that Jack may be said to have
appeared in the service, but it was the first day in which he had
entered the midshipman's berth, and was made acquainted with his
messmates.

We have already mentioned Mr Jolliffe, the master's mate, but we must
introduce him more particularly.  Nature is sometimes extremely
arbitrary, and never did she show herself more so than in insisting
that Mr Jolliffe should have the most sinister expression of
countenance that ever had been looked upon.

He had suffered martyrdom with the small-pox, which probably had
contracted his lineaments: his face was not only deeply pitted, but
scarred with this cruel disorder.  One eye had been lost, and all
eyebrows had disappeared--and the contrast between the dull,
sightless, opaque orb on one side of his face, and the brilliant,
piercing little ball on the other, was almost terrifying.  His nose
had been eaten away by the disease till it formed a sharp but
irregular point; part of the muscles of the chin were contracted, and
it was drawn in with unnatural seams and puckers.  He was tall, gaunt,
and thin, seldom smiled, and when he did, the smile produced a still
further distortion.

Mr Jolliffe was the son of a warrant officer.  He did not contract
this disease until he had been sent out to the West Indies, where it
swept away hundreds.  He had now been long in the service, with little
or no chance of promotion.  He had suffered from indigence, from
reflections upon his humble birth, from sarcasms on his appearance.
Every contumely had been heaped upon him at one time or another, in
the ships in which he served; among a crowd he had found himself
desolate--and now, although no one dared treat him to his face with
disrespect, he was only respected in the service from a knowledge of
his utility and exemplary performance of his duties--he had no friends
or even companions.  For many years he had retired within himself, he
had improved by reading and study, had felt all the philanthropy of a
Christian, and extended it towards others.  Silent and reserved, he
seldom spoke in the berth, unless his authority, as caterer, was
called for; all respected Mr Jolliffe, but no one liked, as a
companion, one at whose appearance the very dogs would bark.  At the
same time every one acknowledged his correct behaviour in every point,
his sense of justice, his forbearance, his kindness, and his good
sense.  With him life was indeed a pilgrimage, and he wended his way
in all Christian charity and all Christian zeal.

In all societies, however small they may be, provided that they do but
amount to half-a-dozen, you will invariably meet with a bully. And it
is also generally the case that you will find one of that society who
is more or less the butt.  You will discover this even in occasional
meetings, such as a dinner-party, the major part of which have never
met before.

Previous to the removal of the cloth, the bully will have shown
himself by his dictatorial manner, and will also have selected the one
upon whom he imagines that he can best practise.  In a midshipman's
berth, this fact has become almost proverbial, although now perhaps it
is not attended with that disagreeable despotism which was permitted
at the time that our hero entered the service.

The bully of the midshipman's berth of H.M. sloop Harpy Was a young
man about seventeen, with light, curly hair, and florid countenance,
the son of the clerk in the dockyard at Plymouth, and his name was
Vigors.

The butt was a pudding-faced Tartar-physiognomied boy of fifteen,
whose intellects, with fostering, if not great, might at least have
been respectable, had he not lost all confidence in his own powers
from the constant jeers and mockeries of those who had a greater
fluency of speech without perhaps so much real power of mind. Although
slow, what he learnt he invariably retained.  This lad's name was
Gossett.  His father was a wealthy yeoman of Lynn, in Norfolk.  There
were at the time but three other midshipmen in the ship, of whom it
can only be said that they were like midshipmen in general, with
little appetite for learning, but good appetites for dinner, hating
everything like work, fond of everything like fun, fighting "a
L'outrance" one minute, and sworn friends the next--with general
principles of honour and justice, but which were occasionally warped
according to circumstances; with all the virtues and vices so
heterogeneously jumbled and heaped together, that it was almost
impossible to ascribe any action to its true motive, and to ascertain
to what point their vice was softened down into almost a virtue, and
their virtues from mere excess degenerated into vice.  Their names
were O'Connor, Mills, and Gascoigne.  The other shipmates of our hero
it will be better to introduce as they appear on the stage.

After Jack had dined in the cabin, he followed his messmates Jolliffe
and Gascoigne down into the midshipmen's berth.

"I say, Easy," observed Gascoigne, "you are a devilish free and easy
sort of a fellow, to tell the captain that you considered yourself as
great a man as he was."

"I beg your pardon," replied Jack, "I did not argue individually, but
generally, upon the principles of the rights of man."

"Well," replied Gascoigne, "it's the first time I ever heard a middy
do such a bold thing; take care your rights of man don't get you in
the wrong box--there's no arguing on board of a man-of-war.  The
captain took it amazingly easy, but you'd better not broach that
subject too often."

"Gascoigne gives you very good advice, Mr Easy," observed Jolliffe;
"allowing that your ideas are correct, which it appears to me they are
not, or at least impossible to be acted upon, there is such a thing as
prudence, and however much this question may be canvassed on shore, in
his Majesty's service it is not only dangerous in itself, but will be
very prejudicial to you."

"Man is a free agent," replied Easy.

"I'll be shot if a midshipman is," replied Gascoigne, laughing, aloud
"that you'll soon find."

"And yet it was in the expectation of finding that equality that I was
induced to come to sea."

"On the first of April, I presume," replied Gascoigne.  "But are you
really serious?"

Hereupon Jack entered into a long argument, to which Jolliffe and
Gascoigne listened without interruption, and Mesty with admiration; at
the end of it, Gascoigne laughed heartily, and Jolliffe sighed.

"From whence did you learn all this?" inquired Jolliffe.

"From my father, who is a great philosopher, and has constantly upheld
these opinions."

"And did your father wish you to go to sea?"

"No, he was opposed to it," replied Jack, "but of course he could not
combat my right and free-will."

"Mr Easy, as a friend," replied Jolliffe, "I request that you would as
much as possible keep your opinions to yourself.  I shall have an
opportunity of talking to you on the subject and will then explain to
you my reasons."

As soon as Mr Jolliffe had ceased, down came Mr Vigors and O'Connor,
who had heard the news of Jack's heresy.

"You do not know Mr Vigors and Mr O'Connor," said Jolliffe to Easy.

Jack, who was the essence of politeness, rose and bowed, at which the
others took their seats, without returning the salutation. Vigors had,
from what he had heard and now seen of Easy, thought he had somebody
else to play upon, and without ceremony he commenced.

"So, my chap, you are come on board to raise a mutiny here with your
equality--you came off scot free at the captain's table; but it won't
do, I can tell you, even in the midshipman's berth: some must knock
under, and you are one of them."

"If, sir," replied Easy, "you mean by knock under, that I must submit,
I can assure you that you are mistaken.  Upon the same principle that
I would never play the tyrant to those weaker than myself, so will I
resent oppression if attempted."

"Damme, but he's a regular sea lawyer already: however, my boy, we'll
soon put your mettle to the proof."

"Am I then to infer that I am not on an equality with my messmates?"
replied Jack, looking at Jolliffe.  The latter was about to answer
him, but Vigors interrupted.

"Yes, you are on an equality as far as this, that you have an equal
right to the berth, if you are not knocked out of it for insolence to
your masters; that you have an equal share to pay for the things
purchased for the mess, and an equal right to have your share,
provided you can get it; you have an equal right to talk, provided you
are not told to hold your tongue.  The fact is, you have an equal
right with everyone else to do as you can, get what you can, and say
what you can, always provided that you can do it; for here the weakest
goes to the wall, and that is midshipman's berth equality.  Now, do
you understand all that; or will you wait for a practical
illustration?"

"I am then to infer that the equality here is as much destroyed as it
even will be among savages, where the strong oppress the weak, and the
only law is club law--in fact, much the same as it is at a public or
large school, on shore?"

"I suspect you are right for once.  You were at a public school: how
did they treat you there?"

"As you propose treating people here--the weakest went to the wall."

"Well, then, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse, that's all,
my hearty," said Vigors.

But the hands being turned up, "Shorten sail" put an end to the
altercation for the present.

As our hero had not yet received orders to go to his duty, he remained
below with Mesty.

"By de powers, Massa Easy, but I lub you with my hole soul," said
Mesty.  "By Jasus, you really tark fine, Massa Easy; dat Mr Vigor--
nebber care for him, wouldn't you help him--and sure you would,"
continued the black, feeling the muscle of Jack's arm.  "By the soul
of my fader, I'd bet my week's allowance on you anyhow. Nebber be
'fraid, Massa Easy."

"I am not afraid," replied Jack; "I've thrashed bigger fellows than
he"; and Jack's assertion was true.  Mr Bonnycastle never interfered
in a fair fight, and took no notice of black eyes, provided the
lessons there well said.  Jack had fought and fought again, until he
was a very good bruiser, and although not so tall as Vigors, he was
much better built for fighting.  A knowing Westminster boy would have
bet his half-crown upon Jack had he seen him and his anticipated
adversary.

The constant battles which Jack was obliged to fight at school had
been brought forward by Jack against his father's arguments in favour
of equality, but they had been overruled by Mr Easy's pointing out
that the combats of boys had nothing to do with the rights of man.

As soon as the watch was called, Vigors, O'Connor, Gossett, and
Gascoigne came down into the berth.  Vigors, who was the strongest in
the berth, except Jolliffe, had successively had his superiority
acknowledged, and, when on deck, he had talked of Easy's impertinence,
and his intention of bringing him to his senses.  The others,
therefore, came down to see the fun.

"Well, Mr Easy," observed Vigors, as he came into the berth, "you take
after your name, at all events; I suppose you intend to eat the king's
provision, and do nothing."

Jack's mettle was already up. "You will oblige me, sir, by minding
your own business," replied Jack.

"You impudent blackguard, if you say another word, I'll give you a
good thrashing, and knock some of your equality out of you."

"Indeed," replied Jack, who almost fancied himself back at Mr
Bonnycastle's; "we'll try that."

Whereupon Jack very coolly divested himself of his upper garments,
neckerchief, and shirt, much to the surprise of Mr Vigors, who little
contemplated such a proof of decision and confidence, and still more
to the delight of the other midshipmen, who would have forfeited a
week's allowance to see Vigors well thrashed.  Vigors, however, knew
that he had gone too far to retreat; he therefore prepared for action;
and, when ready, the whole party went out into the steerage to settle
the business.

Vigors had gained his assumed authority more by bullying than
fighting; others had submitted to him without a sufficient trial;
Jack, on the contrary, had won his way up in school by hard and
scientific combat; the result, therefore, may easily be imagined.  In
less than a quarter of an hour Vigors, beaten dead, with his eyes
closed, and three teeth out, gave in: while Jack, after a basin of
water, looked as fresh as ever, with the exception of a few trifling
scratches.

The news of this victory was soon through the ship; and before Jack
had resumed his clothes it had been told confidentially by Sawbridge
to the captain.

"So soon!" said Captain Wilson, laughing; "I expected that a
midshipman's berth would do wonders; but I did not expect this yet
awhile.  This victory is the first severe blow to Mr Easy's equality,
and will be more valuable than twenty defeats. Let him now go to his
duty, he will soon find his level."




CHAPTER XI

In which our hero proves that all on board should equally sacrifice
decency to duty.


The success of any young man in a profession very much depends upon
the occurrences at the commencement of his career, as from those is
his character judged, and he is treated accordingly.  Jack had chosen
to enter the service at a much later period than most lads; he was
tall and manly for his age, and his countenance, if not strictly
handsome, wore that expression of honesty and boldness which is sure
to please.  His spirit in not submitting to, and meeting, Vigors when
he had hardly recovered from his severe prostration of sea-sickness,
had gained him with the many respect, and with all, except his
antagonist and Mr Smallsole, good-will.  Instead of being laughed at
by his messmates, he was played with; for Jolliffe smiled at his
absurdities, and attempted to reason him out of them, and the others
liked Jack for himself and his generosity, and moreover, because they
looked up to him as a protector against Vigors, who had persecuted
them all; for Jack had declared, that as might was right in a
midshipman's berth, he would so far restore equality, that if he could
not put down those who were the strongest, at all events he would
protect the weak, and, let who would come into the berth, they must be
his master before they should tyrannise over those weaker than he.

Thus did Jack Easy make the best use that he could of his strength,
and become, as it were, the champion and security of those who,
although much longer at sea and more experienced than he was, were
glad to shelter themselves under his courage and skill, the latter of
which had excited the admiration of the butcher of the ship, who had
been a pugilist by profession.  Thus did Jack at once take the rank of
an oldster, and soon became the leader of all the mischief.  We
particularly observe this, because, had it so happened that our hero
had succumbed to Vigors, the case would have been the very reverse. He
then would have had to go through the ordeal to which most who enter
the naval service are exposed, which cannot be better explained than
by comparing it to the fagging carried to such an iniquitous extent in
public schools.

Mr Asper, for his own reasons, made him his companion: they walked the
night watch together, and he listened to all Jack's nonsense about the
rights of man.  And here Mr Asper did good without intending it, for,
at the same time that he appeared to agree with Jack, to secure his
favour, he cautioned him, and pointed out why this equality could not
exist altogether on board of a man-of-war.

As for himself, he said, he saw no difference between a lieutenant, or
even a captain, and a midshipman, provided they were gentlemen: he
should choose his friends where he liked, and despised that power of
annoyance which the service permitted.  Of course, Jack and Mr Asper
were good friends, especially as, when half the watch was over, to
conciliate his good-will and to get rid of his eternal arguing, Mr
Asper would send Jack down to bed.

They were now entering the Straits, and expected to anchor the next
day at Gibraltar, and Jack was forward on the forecastle, talking with
Mesty, with whom he had contracted a great friendship, for there was
nothing that Mesty would not have done for Jack, although he had not
been three weeks in the ship; but a little reflection will show that
it was natural.

Mesty had been a great man in his own country; he had suffered all the
horrors of a passage in a slave ship; he had been sold as a slave
twice; he had escaped--but he found that the universal feeling was
strong against his colour, and that on board of a man-of-war he was
condemned, although free, to the humblest of offices.

He had never heard anyone utter the sentiments, which now beat in his
own heart, of liberty and equality--we say now, for when he was in his
own country before his captivity, he had no ideas of equality; no one
has who is in power: but he had been schooled; and although people
talked of liberty and equality at New York, he found that what they
preached for themselves, they did not practise towards others, and
that, in the midst of liberty and equality, he and thousands more were
enslaved and degraded beings.

Escaping to England, he had regained his liberty, but not his
equality; his colour had prevented the latter, and in that feeling all
the world appeared to conspire together against him, until, to his
astonishment, he heard those sentiments boldly expressed from the lips
of Jack, and that in a service where it was almost tantamount to
mutiny. Mesty, whose character is not yet developed, immediately took
a fondness for our hero, and in a hundred ways showed his attachment.
Jack also liked Mesty, and was fond of talking with him, and every
evening, since the combat with Vigors, they had generally met in the
forecastle to discuss the principles of equality and the rights of
man.

The boatswain, whose name was Biggs, was a slight, dapper, active
little man, who, as captain of the foretop, had shown an uncommon
degree of courage in a hurricane, so much so, as to recommend him to
the Admiral for promotion.  It was given to him; and after the ship to
which he had been appointed was paid off, he had been ordered to join
H.M. sloop Harpy.  Jack's conversation with Mesty was interrupted by
the voice of the boatswain, who was haranguing his boy. "It's now ten
minutes, sir, by my repeater," said the boatswain, "that I have sent
for you"; and Mr Biggs pulled out a huge silver watch, almost as big
as a Norfolk turnip.  A Jew had sold him the watch; the boatswain had
heard of repeaters, and wished to have one.  Moses had only shown him
watches with the hour and minute hands; he now produced one with a
second hand, telling him it was a repeater.

"What makes it a repeater?" inquired the boatswain.

"Common watches," said the cunning Jew, "only tell the minutes and
hours; but all repeaters tell the seconds."

The boatswain was satisfied--bought the watch, and, although many had
told him it was no repeater, he insisted that it was, and would call
it so.

"I swear," continued the boatswain, "it's ten minutes and twenty
seconds by my repeater."

"If you please, sir," said the boy, "I was changing my trousers when
you sent for me, and then I had to stow away my bag again."

"Silence, sir; I'd have you to know that when you are sent for by your
officer, trousers or no trousers, it is your duty to come up
directly."

"Without trousers, sir?" replied the boy.

"Yes, sir, without trousers; if the captain required me, I should come
without my shirt.  Duty before decency." So saying, the boatswain lays
hold of the boy.

"Surely, Mr Biggs," said Jack, "you are not going to punish that boy
for not coming up without his trousers?"

"Yes, Mr Easy, I am--I must teach him a lesson.  We are bound, now
that newfangled ideas are brought into the ship, to uphold the dignity
of the service; and the orders of an officer are not to be delayed ten
minutes and twenty seconds because a boy has no trousers on."
Whereupon the boatswain administered several smart cuts with his
rattan upon the boy, proving that it was quite as well that he had put
on his trousers before he came on deck.  "There," said Mr Biggs, "is a
lesson for you, you scamp--and, Mr Easy, it is a lesson for you also,"
continued the boatswain, walking away with a most consequential air.

"Murder Irish!" said Mesty--"how him cut caper. De oder day he haul
out de weather ear-ring, and touch him hat to a midshipman. Sure
enough, make um cat laugh."

The next day the Harpy was at anchor in Gibraltar Bay; the captain
went on shore, directing the gig to be sent for him before nine
o'clock; after which hour the sally-port is only opened by special
permission.  There happened to be a ball given by the officers of the
garrison on that evening, and a polite invitation was sent to the
officers of H.M. sloop Harpy.  As those who accepted the invitation
would be detained late, it was not possible for them to come off that
night.  And as their services were required for the next day, Captain
Wilson allowed them to remain on shore until seven o'clock the next
morning, at which hour, as there was a large party, there would be two
boats sent for them.

Mr Asper obtained leave, and asked permission to take our hero with
him; to which Mr Sawbridge consented.  Many other officers obtained
leave, and, among others, the boatswain, who, aware that his services
would be in request as soon as the equipment commenced, asked
permission for this evening.  And Mr Sawbridge, feeling that he could
be better spared at this than at any other time, consented.  Asper and
Jack went to an inn, dined, bespoke beds, and then dressed themselves
for the ball, which was very brilliant, and, from the company of the
officers, very pleasant.  Captain Wilson looked on at the
commencement, and then returned on board.  Jack behaved with his usual
politeness, danced till two o'clock, and then, as the ball thinned,
Asper proposed that they should retires.  Having once more applied to
the refreshment-room, they had procured their hats, and were about to
depart, when one of the officers of the garrison asked Jack if he
would like to see a baboon, which had just been brought down from the
rock; and, taking some of the cakes, they repaired to the court where
the animal was chained down to a small tank.  Jack fed the brute till
all the cakes were gone, and then, because he had no more to give
him, the baboon flew at Jack, who, in making his retreat fell back
into the tank, which was about two feet deep.  This was a joke, and
having laughed heartily, they wished the officer good-night, and went
to the inn.

Now, what with the number of officers of the Harpy on shore, who had
all put up at the same inn, and other occupants, the landlord was
obliged to put his company into double and treble-bedded rooms; but
this was of little consequence.  Jack was shown into a double-bedded
room, and proceeded to undress; the other was evidently occupied, by
the heavy breathing which saluted Jack's ear.

As Jack undressed, he recollected that his trousers were wet through,
and to dry them he opened the window, hung them out, and then jammed
down the window again upon them, to hold them in their position, after
which he turned in and fell fast asleep.  At six o'clock he was
called, as he had requested, and proceeded to dress, but to his
astonishment found the window thrown open and his trousers missing. It
was evident, that his partner in the room had thrown the window open
during the night, and that his trousers, having fallen down into the
street, had been walked off with by somebody or another.  Jack looked
out of the window once more, and perceived that whoever had thrown
open the window had been unwell during the night.

A nice drunken companion I have had, thought Jack; but what's to be
done? And in saying this, he walked up to the other bed, and perceived
that it was tenanted by the boatswain. Well, thought Jack, as Mr Biggs
has thought proper to lose my trousers, I think I have a right to take
his, or at least the wear of them to go on board.  It was but last
night he declared that decency must give way to duty, and that the
orders of a superior officer were to be obeyed, with or without
garments. I know he is obliged to be on board, and now he shall try
how he likes to obey orders in his shirt tails.  So cogitating, Jack
took the trousers of the boatswain, who still snored, although he had
been called, and putting them on, completed the rest of his dress, and
quitted the room.  He went to that of Mr Asper, where he found him
just ready, and, having paid the bill--for Asper had forgotten his
purse--they proceeded down to the sally-port, where they found other
officers waiting, sufficient to load the first boat, which shoved off,
and they went on board.  As soon as he was down below, Jack hastened
to change his trousers, and, unobserved by anyone, threw those
belonging to Mr Biggs on a chair in his cabin, and, having made a
confidant of Mesty, who was delighted, he went on deck, and waited the
issue of the affair.

Before Jack left the hotel, he had told the waiter that there was the
boatswain still fast asleep, and that he must be roused up
immediately; and this injunction was obeyed.  The boatswain, who had
drunk too much the night before, and, as Jack had truly imagined, had
opened the window because he was unwell, was wakened up, and hearing
how late it was, hastened to dress himself.  Not finding his trousers,
he rang the bell, supposing that they had been taken down to be
brushed, and, in the meantime, put on everything else, that he might
lose no time: the waiter who answered the bell, denied having taken
the trousers out of the room, and poor Mr Biggs was in a sad quandary.
What had become of them, he could not tell: he had no recollection of
having gone to bed the night before; he inquired of the waiter, who
said that he knew nothing about them--that he was very tipsy when he
came home, and that when he called him, he had found the window open,
and it appeared that he had been unwell--he supposed that he had
thrown his trousers out of the window. Time flew, and the boatswain
was in despair.  "Could they lend him a pair?"

"He would call his master." The master of the inn knew very well the
difference of rank between officers, and those whom he could trust and
those whom he could not.  He sent up the bill by the waiter, and
stated that, for a deposit, the gentleman might have a pair of
trousers.  The boatswain felt in his pockets and remembered that all
his money was in his trousers' pocket.  He could not only not leave a
deposit, but could not pay his bill.  The landlord was inexorable.  It
was bad enough to lose his money, but he could not lose more.

"I shall be tried by a court-martial, by heavens!" exclaimed the
boatswain--"it's not far from the sally-port: I'll make a run for it,
and I can slip into one of the boats and get another pair of trousers
before I report myself as having come on board."  So making up his
mind, the boatswain took to his heels, and with his check shirt tails
streaming in the wind, ran as hard as he could to where the boat was
waiting to receive him.  He was encountered by many, but he only ran
the faster the more they jeered, and, at last, arrived breathless at
his goal, flew down the steps, jumped into the boat, and squatted on
the stern sheets, much to the surprise of the officers and men, who
thought him mad.  He stated in a few words that somebody had stolen
his trousers during the night; and as it was already late, the boat
shoved off the men as well as officers convulsed with laughter.

"Have any of you a pea-jacket?" inquired the boatswain of the men--but
the weather was so warm that none of them had brought a pea-jacket.
The boatswain looked round; he perceived that the officers were
sitting on a boat-cloak.

"Whose boat-cloak is that?" inquired the boatswain.

"Mine," replied Gascoigne.

"I trust, Mr Gascoigne, you will have the kindness to lend it to me to
go up the side with."

"Indeed I will not," replied Gascoigne, who would sooner have thrown
it overboard and have lost it, than not beheld the anticipated fun:
"recollect I asked you for a fishing-line, when we were becalmed off
Cape St Vincent, and you sent word that you'd see me dead first. Now
I'll just see you the same before you have my boat-cloak."

"Oh, Mr Gascoigne, I'll give you three lines, directly I get on
board."

"I dare say you will, but that won't do now.  'Tit for tat,' Mr
Boatswain, and hang all favours," replied Gascoigne, who was steering
the boat, having been sent on shore for the others.  "In borrowed of
all." The boat was laid alongside--the relentless Gascoigne caught up
his boat-cloak as the other officers rose to go on board, and rolling
it up, in spite of the earnest entreaties of Mr Biggs, tossed it into
the main chains, to the man who had thrown the stem fast; and to make
the situation of Mr Biggs still more deplorable, the first lieutenant
was standing looking into the boat, and Captain Wilson walking the
quarter-deck.

"Come, Mr Biggs, I expected you off in the first boat," cried Mr
Sawbridge; "be as smart as you please, for the yards are not yet
squared."

"Shall I go ahead in this boat, and square them, sir?"

"That boat! no; let her drop astern, jump up here and lower down the
dinghy.  What the devil do you sit there for, Mr Biggs?--you'll oblige
me by showing a little more activity, or, by Jove, you may save
yourself the trouble of asking to go on shore again.  Are you sober,
sir?"

The last observation decided Mr Biggs.  He sprung up from the boat
just as he was, and touched his hat as he passed the first lieutenant.
"Perfectly sober, sir, but I've lost my trousers."

"So it appears, sir," replied Mr Sawbridge, as Mr Biggs stood on the
plane shear of the sloop where the hammock netting divides for an
entrance, with his shirt tails fluttering in the sea breeze; but Mr
Sawbridge could not contain himself any longer; he ran down the ship
ladder which led on the quarter-deck, choked with laughter. Mr Biggs
could not descend until after Mr Sawbridge, and the conversation had
attracted the notice of all, and every eye in the ship was on him.

"What's all this?" said Captain Wilson, coming to the gangway. "Duty
before decency," replied Jack, who stood by enjoying the joke.

Mr Biggs recollected the day before--he cast a furious look at Jack,
as he touched his hat to the captain, and then dived down to the lower
deck.

If anything could add to the indignation of the boatswain, it was to
find that his trousers had come on board before him.  He now felt that
a trick had been played him, and also that our hero must have been the
party, but he could prove nothing; he could not say who slept in the
same room, for he was fast asleep when Jack went to bed, and fast
asleep when Jack quitted the room.

The truth of the story soon became known to all the ship, and "duty
before decency" became a bye-word.  All that the boatswain could do he
did, which was to revenge himself upon the poor boy--and Gascoigne and
Jack never got any fishing-tackle.  The boatswain was as obnoxious to
the men as Vigors, and in consequence of Jack's known opinions upon
the rights of man, and his having floored their two greatest enemies,
he became a great favourite with the seamen, and as all favourites are
honoured by them with a soubriquet, our hero obtained that of Equality
Jack.




CHAPTER XII

In which our hero prefers going down to going up; a choice, it is to
be hoped, he will reverse upon a more important occasion.


The next day being Sunday, the hands were turned up to divisions, and
the weather not being favourable, instead of the service the articles
of war were read with all due respect shown to the same, the captain,
officers, and crew, with their hats off in a mizzling rain. Jack, who
had been told by the captain that these articles of war were the rules
and regulations of the service, by which the captain, officers, and
men, were equally bound, listened to them as they were read by the
clerk with the greatest attention.  He little thought that there were
about five hundred orders from the Admiralty tacked on to them, which,
like the numerous codicils of some wills, contained the most important
matter, and to a certain degree make the will nugatory.

Jack listened very attentively, and, as each article was propounded,
felt that he was not likely to commit himself in that point, and,
although he was rather astonished to find such a positive injunction
against swearing considered quite a dead letter in the ship, he
thought that, altogether, he saw his way very clear.  But to make
certain of it, as soon as the hands had been piped down he begged the
clerk to let him have a copy of the articles.

Now the clerk had three, being the allowance of the ship, or at least
all that he had in his possession, and made some demur at parting with
one; but at last he proposed--"some rascal," as he said, having stolen
his tooth-brush--that if Jack would give him one he would give him one
of the copies of the articles of war.  Jack replied that the one he
had in use was very much worn, and that unfortunately he had but one
new one, which he could not spare. Thereupon the clerk, who was a very
clean personage, and could not bear that his teeth should be dirty,
agreed to accept the one in use, as Jack could not part with the
other.  The exchange was made, and Jack read the articles of war over
and over again, till he thought he was fully master of them.

"Now," says Jack, "I know what I am to do, and what I am to expect,
and these articles of war I will carry in my pocket as long as I'm in
the service; that is to say, if they last so long: and provided they
do not, I am able to replace them with another old tooth-brush, which
appears to be the value attached to them."

The Harpy remained a fortnight in Gibraltar Bay, and Jack had
occasionally a run on shore, and Mr Asper invariably went with him to
keep him out of mischief; that is to say, he allowed him to throw his
money away on no one more worthless than himself.

One morning Jack went down in the berth, and found young Gossett
blubbering.

"What's the matter, my dear Mr Gossett?" inquired Jack, who was just
as polite to the youngster as he was to anybody else.

"Vigors has been thrashing me with a rope's end," replied Gossett,
rubbing his arm and shoulders.

"What for?" inquired Jack. "Because he says the service is going to
hell--(I'm sure it's no fault of mine)--and that now all subordination
is destroyed, and that upstarts join the ship who, because they have a
five-pound note in their pocket, are allowed to do just as they
please.  He said he was determined to uphold the service, and then he
knocked me down--and when I got up again he told me that I could stand
a little more--and then he took out his colt, and said he was
determined to ride the high horse--and that there should be no
Equality Jack in future."

"Well," replied Jack. "And then he colted me for half an hour, and
that's all."

"By de soul of my fader, but it all for true, Massa Easy--he larrup
um, sure enough--all for noting, bad luck to him--I tink," continued
Mesty, "he hab debelish bad memory--and he want a little more of
Equality Jack."

"And he shall have it too," replied our hero; "why it's against the
articles of war, 'all quarrelling, fighting, &c.' I say, Mr Gossett,
have you got the spirit of a louse?"

"Yes," replied Gossett.

"Well, then, will you do what I tell you next time, and trust to me
for protection?"

"I don't care what I do," replied the boy, "if you will back me
against the cowardly tyrant?"

"Do you refer to me?" cried Vigors, who had stopped at the door of the
berth.

"Say yes," said Jack. "Yes, I do," cried Gossett.

"You do, do you?--well, then, my chick, I must trouble you with a
little more of this," said Vigors, drawing out his colt.

"I think that you had better not, Mr Vigors," observed Jack. "Mind
your own business, if you please," returned Vigors, not much liking
the interference.  "I am not addressing my conversation to you, and I
will thank you never to interfere with me.  I presume I have a right
to choose my own acquaintance, and, depend upon it, it will not be
that of a leveller."

"All that is at your pleasure, Mr Vigors," replied Jack; "you have a
right to choose your own acquaintance, and so have I a right to choose
my own friends, and, further, to support them.  That lad is my friend,
Mr Vigors."

"Then," replied Vigors, who could not help bullying even at the risk
of another combat which he probably intended to stand, "I shall take
the liberty of giving your friend a thrashing"; and he suited the
action to the word.

"Then I shall take the liberty to defend my friend," replied Jack;
"and as you call me a leveller, I'll try if I may not deserve the
name" whereupon Jack placed a blow so well under the ear, that Mr
Vigors dropped on the deck, and was not in a condition to come to the
scratch, even if he had been inclined.  "And now, youngster," said
Jack, wresting the colt out of Vigors' hand, "do as I bid you--give
him a good colting if you don't I'll thrash you."

Gossett required no second threat;--the pleasure of thrashing his
enemy, if only for once, was quite enough--and he laid well on. Jack
with his fists doubled ready to protect him if there was a show of
resistance, but Vigors was half stupefied with the blow under the ear,
and quite cowed; he took his thrashing in the most pensive manner.

"That will do," said Jack; "and now do not be afraid, Gossett; the
very first time he offers to strike you when I am not present, I will
pay him off for it as soon as you tell me.  I won't be called Equality
Jack for nothing."

When Jolliffe, who heard of this, met our hero alone, he said to him,
"Take my advice, boy, and do not in future fight the battles of
others; you'll find very soon that you will have enough to do to fight
your own."

Whereupon Jack argued the point for half an hour, and then they
separated.  But Mr Jolliffe was right.  Jack began to find himself
constantly in hot water, and the captain and first lieutenant,
although they did not really withdraw their protection, thought it
high time that Jack should find out that, on board a man-of-war,
everybody and everything must find its level.

There was on board of his Majesty's sloop Harpy, a man of the name of
Easthupp, who did the duty of purser's steward; this was the second
ship that he had served in: in the former he had been sent with a
draft of men from the Tender lying off the Tower.  How he had come
into the service was not known in the present ship; but the fact was,
that he had been one of the swell mob--and had been sent on board the
Tender with a letter of recommendation from the magistrates to Captain
Crouch.  He was a cockney by birth, for he had been left at the
work-house of St Mary Axe, where he had been taught to read and write,
and had afterwards made his escape.  He joined the juvenile thieves of
the metropolis, had been sent to Bridewell, obtained his liberty, and
by degrees had risen from petty thieving of goods exposed outside of
the shops and market-stalls, to the higher class of gentleman
pickpockets. His appearance was somewhat genteel, with a bullying sort
of an impudent air, which is mistaken for fashion by those who know no
better.  A remarkable neat dresser, for that was part of his
profession; a very plausible manner and address; a great fluency of
language, although he clipped the king's English; and, as he had
suffered more than once by the law, it is not to be wondered at, that
he was, as he called himself, a hout-and-hout radical. During the
latter part of his service, in his last ship, he had been employed
under the purser's steward, and having offered himself in this
capacity to the purser of H.M. sloop Harpy, with one or two forged
certificates, he had been accepted.

Now, when Mr Easthupp heard of Jack's opinion, he wished to cultivate
his acquaintance, and with a bow and a flourish, introduced himself
before they arrived at Gibraltar; but our hero took an immediate
dislike to this fellow from his excessive and impertinent familiarity.

Jack knew a gentleman when he met one, and did not choose to be a
companion to a man beneath him in every way, but who, upon the
strength of Jack's liberal opinions, presumed to be his equal. Jack's
equality did not go so far as that; in theory it was all very well,
but in practice it was only when it suited his own purpose.

But the purser's steward was not to be checked--a man who has belonged
to the swell mob is not easily repulsed; and, although Jack would
plainly show him that his company was not agreeable, Easthupp would
constantly accost him familiarly on the forecastle and lower deck,
with his arms folded, and with an air almost amounting to familiarity.
At last, Jack told him to go about his business and not presume to
talk to him; whereupon Easthupp rejoined, and after an exchange of
hard words, it ended by Jack kicking Mr Easthupp, as he called
himself, down the after--lower-deck hatchway. This was but a sorry
specimen of Jack's equality--and Mr Easthupp, who considered that his
honour had been compromised, went up to the captain on the
quarter-deck and lodged his complaint--whereupon Captain Wilson
desired that Mr Easy might be summoned.

As soon as Jack made his appearance, Captain Wilson called to
Easthupp.  "Now, purser's steward, what is this you have to say?"

"If you please, Captain Vilson, I am wery sorry to be obliged to make
hany complaint of hany hofficer, but this Mr Heasy thought proper to
make use of language quite hunbecoming of a gentleman, and then to
kick me as I vent down the atchvay."

"Well, Mr Easy, is this true?" "Yes, sir," replied Jack; "I have
several times told the fellow not to address himself to me, and he
will. I did tell him he was a radical blackguard, and I did kick him
down the hatchway."

"You told him he was a radical blackguard, Mr Easy?" "Yes, sir, he
comes bothering me about his republic, and asserting that we have no
want of a king and aristocracy."

Captain Wilson looked significantly at Mr Sawbridge. "I certainly did
hoffer my political opinions, Captain Vilson; but you must be avare
that ve hall ave an hequal stake in the country--and it's a
Hinglishman's birthright."

"I'm not aware what your stake in the country may be, Mr Easthupp,"
observed Captain Wilson, "but I think that, if you used such
expressions, Mr Easy was fully warranted in telling you his opinion."

"I ham villing, Captain Vilson, to make hany hallowance for the eat of
political discussion--but that is not hall that I ave to complain hof.
Mr Heasy thought proper to say that I was a swindler and a liar."

"Did you make use of those expressions, Mr Easy?"

"Yes, sir, he did," continued the steward; "and, moreover, told me not
to cheat   the men, and not to cheat my master, the purser. Now,
Captain Vilson, is it not true that I am in a wery hostensible
sitevation? but I flatter myself that I ave been vell edecated, and
vos wonce moving in a wery different society--misfortains vill appin
to us hall, and I feel my character has been severely injured by such
importations"; whereupon Mr Easthupp took out his handkerchief,
flourished, and blew his nose. "I told Mr Heasy, that I considered
myself quite as much of a gentleman as himself, and at hall hewents
did not keep company with a black feller (Mr Heasy will hunderstand
the insinevation); vereupon Mr Heasy, as I before said, your vorship,
I mean you, Captain Vilson, thought proper to kick me down the
atchvay."

"Very well, steward, I have heard your complaint, and now you may go."
Mr Easthupp took his hat off with an air, made his bow, and went down
the main ladder.

"Mr Easy," said Captain Wilson, "you must be aware that by the
regulations of the service by which we are all equally bound, it is
not permitted that any officer shall take the law into his own hands.
Now, although I do not consider it necessary to make any remark as to
your calling the man a radical blackguard, for I consider his
impertinent intrusion of his opinions deserved it, still you have no
right to attack any man's character without grounds--and as that man
is in an office of trust, you were not at all warranted in asserting
that he was a cheat.  Will you explain to me why you made use of such
language?"

Now our hero had no proofs against the man; he had nothing to offer in
extenuation, until he recollected, all at once, the reason assigned by
the captain for the language used by Mr Sawbridge.  Jack had the wit
to perceive that it would hit home, so he replied, very quietly and
respectfully:

"If you please, Captain Wilson, that was all zeal."

"Zeal, Mr Easy? I think it but a bad excuse.  But pray, then, why did
you kick the man down the hatchway?--you must have known that that was
contrary to the rules of the service."

"Yes, sir," replied Jack, demurely; "but that was all zeal, too."

"Then allow me to say," replied Captain Wilson, biting his lips, "that
I think that your zeal has in this instance been very much misplaced,
and I trust you will not show so much again."

"And yet, sir," replied Jack, aware that he was giving the captain a
hard hit, and therefore looked proportionally humble, "we should do
nothing in the service without it--and I trust one day, as you told
me, to become a very zealous officer."

"I trust so, too, Mr Easy," replied the captain.  "There, you may go
now, and let me hear no more of kicking people down the hatchway. That
sort of zeal is misplaced."

"More than my foot was, at all events," muttered Jack, as he walked
off.

Captain Wilson, as soon as our hero disappeared, laughed heartily, and
told Mr Sawbridge, "he had ascribed his language to our hero as all
zeal.  He has very cleverly given me it all back again; and really,
Sawbridge, as it proves how weak was my defence of you, you may gain
from this lesson."

Sawbridge thought so, too--but both agreed that Jack's rights of man
were in considerable danger.

The day before the ship sailed, the captain and Mr Asper dined with
the Governor; and as there was little more to do, Mr Sawbridge, who
had not quitted the ship since she had been in port, and had some few
purchases to make, left her in the afternoon in the charge of Mr
Smallsole, the master.  Now, as we have observed, he was Jack's
inveterate enemy--indeed Jack had already made three, Mr Smallsole, Mr
Biggs, the boatswain, and Easthupp, the purser's steward. Mr Smallsole
was glad to be left in command, as he hoped to have an opportunity of
punishing our hero, who certainly laid himself not a little open to
it.

Like all those who are seldom in command, the master was
proportionally tyrannical and abusive--he swore at the men, made them
do the duty twice and thrice over, on the pretence that it was not
smartly done, and found fault with every officer remaining on board.

"Mr Biggs--by God, sir, you seem to be all asleep forward. I suppose
you think that you are to do nothing now the first lieutenant is out
of the ship?  How long will it be, sir, before you are ready to sway
away?"

"By de holy poker, I tink he sway away finely, Massy Easy," observed
Mesty, who was in converse with our hero on the forecastle.

Mr Smallsole's violence made Mr Biggs violent, which made the
boatswain's mate violent--and the captain of the forecastle violent
also; all which is practically exemplified by philosophy in the laws
of motion, communicated from one body to another; and as Mr Smallsole
swore, so did the boatswain swear.  Also the boatswain's mate, the
captain of the forecastle, and all the men--showing the force of
example.

Mr Smallsole came forward.

"Damnation, Mr Biggs, what the devil are you about?  Can't you move
here?"

"As much as we can, sir," replied the boatswain, "lumbered as the
forecastle is with idlers."  And here Mr Biggs looked at our hero and
Mesty, who were standing against the bulwark.

"What are you doing here, sir?" cried Mr Smallsole to our hero.

"Nothing at all, sir?" replied Jack.

"Then I'll give you something to do, sir.  Go up to the mast-head, and
wait there till I call you down.  Come, sir, I'll show you the way,"
continued the master, walking aft.  Jack followed till they were on
the quarter-deck.

"Now, sir, up to the main-top gallant mast-head; perch yourself upon
the cross-trees--up with you."

"What am I to go up there for, sir?" inquired Jack.

"For punishment, sir," replied the master.

"What have I done, sir?"

"No reply, sir--up with you."

"If you please, sir," replied Jack, "I should wish to argue this point
a little."

"Argue the point!" roared Mr Smallsole--"By Jove, I'll teach you to
argue the point--away with you, sir."

"If you please, sir," continued Jack, "the captain told me that the
articles of war were the rules and regulations by which everyone in
the service was to be guided.  Now, sir," said Jack, "I have read them
over till I know them by heart, and there is not one word of
mastheading in the whole of them." Here Jack took the articles out of
his pocket, and unfolded them.

"Will you go to the mast-head, sir, or will you not?" said Mr
Smallsole. "Will you show me the mast-head in the articles of war,
sir?" replied Jack; "here they are."

"I tell you, sir, to go to the mast-head: if not, I'll be d---d if I
don't hoist you up in a bread-bag."

"There's nothing about bread-bags in the articles of war, sir,"
replied Jack; "but I'll tell you what there is, sir"; and Jack
commenced reading,--

"All flag-officers, and all persons in or belonging to his Majesty's
ships or vessels of war, being guilty of profane oaths, execrations,
drunkenness, uncleanness, or other scandalous actions, in derogation
of God's honour and corruption of good manners, shall incur such
punishment as--"

"Damnation," cried the master, who was mad with rage, hearing that the
whole ship's company were laughing.

"No, sir, not damnation," replied Jack, "that's when he's tried above;
but according to the nature and degree of the offence."

"Will you go to the mast-head, sir, or will you not?"

"If you please," replied Jack, "I'd rather not."

"Then, sir, consider yourself under an arrest--I'll try you by a
court-martial, by God.  Go down below, sir."

"With the greatest pleasure, sir," replied Jack, "that's all right and
according to the articles of war, which are to guide us all." Jack
folded up his articles of war, put them into his pocket, and went down
into the berth.

Soon after Jack had gone down, Jolliffe, who had heard the whole of
the altercation, followed him: "My lad," said Jolliffe, "I'm sorry for
all this; you should have gone to the mast-head."

"I should like to argue that point a little," replied Jack. "Yes, so
would everybody; but if that were permitted, the service would be at a
stand-still--that would not do;--you must obey an order first, and
then complain afterwards, if the order is unjust."

"It is not so in the articles of war."

"But it is so in the service."

"The captain told me that the articles of war were the guides of the
service, and we were all equally bound to obey them."

"Well, but allowing that, I do not think your articles of war will
bear you out.  You observe, they say any officer, mariner, etc, guilty
of disobedience to any lawful command.  Now are you not guilty under
that article?"

"That remains to be argued still," replied Jack.  "A lawful command
means an order established by law; now where is that law?--besides,
the captain told me when I kicked that blackguard down the hatchway,
that there was only the captain who could punish, and that officers
could not take the law into their own hands; why then has the master?"

"His doing wrong as superior officer is no reason why you as an
inferior should disobey him.  If that were permitted,--if every order
were to be cavilled at, and argued upon, as just or unjust, there
would be an end of all discipline.  Besides, recollect that in the
service there is custom, which is the same as law."

"That admits of a little argument," replied Jack.

"The service will admit of none, my dear boy: recollect that, even on
shore, we have two laws, that which is written, and the 'lex non
scripta,' which is custom; of course we have it in the service, for
the articles of war cannot provide for everything."

"They provide a court-martial for everything though," replied Jack.

"Yes, with death or dismissal from the service--neither of which would
be very agreeable.  You have got yourself into a scrape, and although
the captain is evidently your friend, he cannot overlook it:
fortunately, it is with the master, which is of less consequence than
with the other officers; but still you will have to submit, for the
captain cannot overlook it."

"I'll tell you what, Jolliffe," replied Jack, "my eyes now begin to be
opened to a great many things.  The captain tells me, when I am
astonished at bad language, that it is all zeal, and then I found out
that what is all zeal in a superior to an inferior, is insolence when
reversed.  He tells me, that the articles of war are made to equally
guide us all--the master breaks what is positively mentioned in the
second article twenty times over, and goes scot free, while I am to be
punished because I do not comply with what the articles do not
mention.  How was I to know that I ought to go to the mast-head for
punishment? particularly when the captain tells me that he alone is to
punish in the ship. If I obey an order in opposition to the captain's
order, is not that as bad as disobeying the captain?  I think that I
have made out a very strong case, and my arguments are not to be
confuted."

"I am afraid that the master will make out a very strong case, and
that your arguments will never be heard."

"That will be contrary to all the rules of justice." "But according to
all the rules of service."

"I do believe that I am a great fool," observed Jack, after a pause.
"What do you imagine made me come to sea, Jolliffe?"

"Because you did not know when you were well off," replied the mate,
drily.

"That's true enough; but my reason was, because I thought I should
find that equality here that I could not find on shore." Jolliffe
stared. "My dear boy, I heard you say that you obtained those opinions
from your father; I mean no disrespect to him, but he must be either
mad or foolish, if at his age he has not discovered, that there is no
such thing in existence."

"I begin to think so," replied Jack; "but that does not prove that
there ought not to be."

"I beg your pardon; the very non-existence proves that it ought not to
be--'whatever is, is right', you might as well expect to find perfect
happiness or perfection in the individual.  Your father must be a
visionary."

"The best thing that I can do is to go home again."

"No, my dear Easy, the best thing that you can do is, to stay in the
service, for it will soon put an end to all such nonsensical ideas;
and it will make you a clever, sensible fellow.  The service is a
rough, but a good school, where everybody finds his level,--not the
level of equality, but the level which his natural talent and
acquirements will rise or sink him to, in proportion as they are plus
or minus.  It is a noble service, but has its imperfections, as
everything in this world must have. I have little reason to speak in
its favour, as far as I am concerned, for it has been hard bread to
me; but there must be exceptions in every rule.  Do not think of
quitting the service until you have given it a fair trial.  I am aware
that you are an only son, and your father is a man of property, and,
therefore, in the common parlance of the world, you are independent;
but, believe me, no man, however rich, is independent, unless he has a
profession, and you will find no better than this, notwithstanding--"

"What?"

"That you will be, most certainly, sent to the mast-head to-morrow."

"We'll argue that point," replied Jack; "at all events, I will go and
turn in to-night."




CHAPTER XIII

In which our hero begins to act and think for himself.


Whatever may have been Jack's thoughts, at all events they did not
spoil his rest.  He possessed in himself all the materials of a true
philosopher, but there was a great deal of weeding still required.
Joliffe's arguments, sensible as they were, had very little effect
upon him; for, strange to say, it is much more easy to shake a man's
opinions when he is wrong, than when he is right; proving that we are
all of a very perverse nature.  "Well," thought Jack, "if I am to go
to the mast-head, I am, that's all; but it does not prove that my
arguments are not good, only that they will not be listened to"; and
then Jack shut his eyes, and in a few minutes was fast asleep.

The master had reported to the first lieutenant, and the first
lieutenant to the captain, when he came on board the next morning, the
conduct of Mr Easy, who was sent for in the cabin, to hear if he had
anything to offer in extenuation of his offence.  Jack made an
oration, which lasted more than half an hour, in which all the
arguments he had brought forward to Jolliffe in the preceding chapter
were entered fully into.  Mr Jolliffe was then examined, and also Mr
Smallsole was interrogated: after which the captain and the first
lieutenant were left alone.

"Sawbridge," said Captain Wilson, "How true it is that any deviation
from what is right invariably leads us into a scrape. I have done
wrong: wishing to get this boy out of his father's hands, and fearful
that he would not join the ship, and imagining him to be by no means
the shrewd fellow that he is in reality, I represented the service in
a much more favourable light than I should have done; all that he says
I told him I did tell him, and it is I who really led the boy into
error. Mr Smallsole has behaved tyrannically and unjustly; he punished
the lad for no crime; so that between the master and me, I am now on
the horns of a dilemma.  If I punish the boy, I feel that I am
punishing him more for my own fault and the fault of others, than his
own.  If I do not punish him, I allow a flagrant and open violation of
discipline to pass uncensured, which will be injurious to the service."

"He must be punished, sir," replied Sawbridge.

"Send for him," said the captain.

Jack made his appearance, with a very polite bow.

"Mr Easy, as you suppose that the articles of war contained all the
rules and regulations of the service, I take it for granted that you
have erred through ignorance.  But recollect, that although you have
erred through ignorance, such a violation of discipline, if passed
unnoticed, will have a very injurious effect with the men, whose
obedience is enforced by the example shown to them by the officers. I
feel so convinced of your zeal, which you showed the other day in the
case of Easthupp, that I am sure you will see the propriety of my
proving to the men, by punishing you, that discipline must be
enforced, and I shall therefore send for you on the quarter-deck, and
order you to go to the mast-head in presence of the ship's company, as
it was in presence of the ship's company that you refused."

"With the greatest pleasure, Captain Wilson," replied Jack.

"And in future, Mr Easy, although I shall ever set my face against it,
recollect that if any officer punishes you, and you imagine that you are
unfairly treated, you will submit to the punishment, and then apply to
me for redress."

"Certainly, sir," replied Jack, "now that I am aware of your wishes."

"You will oblige me, Mr Easy, by going on the quarter-deck, and wait
there till I come up." Jack made his best bow, and exit.

"Old Jolliffe told me that I should have to go," said Jack to himself,
"and he was right, so far; but hang me if I hadn't the best of the
argument, and that's all I care about."

Captain Wilson sent for the master, and reprimanded him for his
oppression, as it was evident that there was no ground for punishment,
and he forbade him ever to mast-head another midshipman, but to report
his conduct to the first lieutenant or himself.  He then proceeded to
the quarter-deck, and, calling for Mr Easy, gave him what appeared to
be a very severe reprimand, which Jack looked upon very quietly,
because it was all zeal on the captain's part to give it, and all zeal
on his own to take it.  Our hero was then ordered up to the mast-head.

Jack took off his hat, and took three or four steps, in obedience to
the order--and then returned and made his best bow--inquired of
Captain Wilson whether he wished him to go to the fore or to the
mainmast head.

"To the main, Mr Easy," replied the captain, biting his lips. Jack
ascended three spokes of the Jacob's ladder, when he again stopped,
and took off his hat.

"I beg your pardon, Captain Wilson-you have not informed me whether it
was your wish that I should go to the topmast, or the top-gallant
cross-trees."

"To the top-gallant cross-trees, Mr Easy," replied the captain.

Jack ascended, taking it very easy; he stopped at the main-top for
breath; at the main-topmast head, to look about him; and, at last,
gained the spot agreed upon, where he seated himself, and, taking out
the articles of war, commenced them again to ascertain whether he
could not have strengthened his arguments.  He had not, however, read
through the seventh article before the hands were turned up--"Up
anchor!" and Mr Sawbridge called, "All hands down from aloft!" Jack
took the hint, folded up his documents, and came down as leisurely as
he went up.  Jack was a much better philosopher than his father.

The Harpy was soon under way, and made all sail, steering for Cape de
Catte, where Captain Wilson hoped to pick up a Spanish vessel or two,
on his way to Toulon to receive orders of the Admiral.

A succession of light breezes and calms rendered the passage very
tedious; but the boats were constantly out, chasing the vessels along
shore, and Jack usually asked to be employed on this service; indeed,
although so short a time afloat, he was, from his age and strength,
one of the most effective midshipmen, and to be trusted, provided a
whim did not come into his head; but hitherto Jack had always been
under orders, and had always acquitted himself very well.

When the Harpy was at Tarragona, it so happened that there were
several cases of dysentery in the ship, and Mr Asper and Mr Jolliffe
were two of those who were suffering.  This reduced the number of
officers; and, at the same time, they had received information from
the men of a fishing-boat, who, to obtain their own release, had given
the intelligence, that a small convoy was coming down from Rosas as
soon as the wind was fair, under the protection of two gun-boats.

Captain Wilson kept well off-shore until the wind changed, and then,
allowing for the time that the vessels would take to run down the
distance between Tarragona and Rosas, steered in the night to
intercept them; but it again fell calm, and the boats were therefore
hoisted out, with directions to proceed along the shore, as it was
supposed that the vessels could not now be far distant.  Mr Sawbridge
had the command of the expedition in the pinnace; the first cutter was
in charge of the gunner, Mr Linus; and, as the other officers were
sick, Mr Sawbridge, who liked Jack more and more every day, at his
particular request gave him the command of the second cutter. As soon
as he heard of it, Mesty declared to our hero that he would go with
him; but without permission that was not possible.  Jack obtained
leave for Mesty to go in lieu of a marine; there were many men sick of
the dysentery, and Mr Sawbridge was not sorry to take an idler out of
the ship instead of a working man, especially as Mesty was known to be
a good hand.

It was ten o'clock at night when the boats quitted the ship; and, as
it was possible that they might not return till late the next day, one
day's biscuit and rum were put on board each, that the crews might not
suffer from exhaustion.  The boats pulled in-shore, and then coasted
for three hours without seeing anything: the night was fine overhead,
but there was no moon.  It still continued calm, and the men began to
feel fatigued, when, just as they were within a mile of a low point,
they perceived the convoy over the land, coming down with their sails
squared, before a light breeze.

Mr Sawbridge immediately ordered the boats to lie upon their oars,
awaiting their coming, and arranging for the attack.

The white lateen sails of the gun-boat in advance were now plainly
distinguishable from the rest, which were all huddled together in her
wake.  Down she came like a beautiful swan in the water, her sails
just filled with the wind, and running about three knots an hour.  Mr
Sawbridge kept her three masts in one, that they might not be
perceived, and winded the boats with their heads the same way, so that
they might dash on board of her with a few strokes of the oars.  So
favourable was the course of the gun-boat, that she stood right
between the launch on one bow, and the two cutters on the other; and
they were not perceived until they were actually alongside; the
resistance was trifling, but some muskets and pistols had been fired,
and the alarm was given.  Mr Sawbridge took possession, with the crew
of the launch, and brought the vessel to the wind, as he perceived
that at the alarm all the convoy had done the same, directing the
cutters to board the largest vessels, and secure as many as they
could, while he would do the same with the launch, as he brought them
to: but the other gun-boat, which had not yet been seen, and had been
forgotten, now made her appearance, and came down in a gallant manner
to the support of her comrade.

Mr Sawbridge threw half his men into the launch, as she carried a
heavy carronade, and sent her to assist the cutters, which had made
right for the gun-boat.  A smart firing of round and grape was opened
upon the boats, which continued to advance upon her; but the officer
commanding that gun-boat, finding that he had no support from his
consort, and concluding that she had been captured, hauled his wind
again, and stood out in the offing.  Our hero pulled after her,
although he could not see the other boats; but the breeze had
freshened, and all pursuit was useless: he therefore directed his
course to the convoy, and after a hard pull, contrived to get on board
of a one-masted xebeque, of about fifty tons.  Mesty, who had eyes as
sharp as a needle, had observed that, when the alarm was given,
several of the convoy had not rounded the point, and he therefore
proposed, as this vessel was very light, that they should make short
tacks with her, to weather the point, as if they were escaping, and by
that means be able, particularly if it fell calm again, to capture
some others. Jack thought this advice good.  The convoy who had
rounded the point had all stood out to seaward with the gun-boat, and
had now a fresh breeze.  To chase them was therefore useless; and the
only chance was to do as Mesty had proposed.  He therefore stood out
into the breeze, and, after half an hour, tacked in-shore, and fetched
well to windward of the low point; but, finding no vessels, he stood
out again. Thus had he made three or four tacks, and had gained,
perhaps, six or seven miles, when he perceived signals of recall made
to leeward, enforced with guns.

"Mr Sawbridge wants us to come back, Mesty."

"Mr Sawbridge mind him own business," replied Mesty, "we nebber take
all dis trubble to ply to windward for noting."

"But, Mesty, we must obey orders."

"Yes, sar, when he have him thumb upon you; but now, must do what tink
most proper.  By de powers, he catch me 'fore I go back."

"But we shall lose the ship."

"Find her again, by-and-bye, Massa Easy."

"But they will think that we are lost."

"So much the better, nebba look after us, Massa Easy; I guess we have
a fine cruise anyhow.  Morrow we take large vessel--make sail, take
more, den we go to Toulon."

"But I don't know my way to Toulon; I know it lies up this way, and
that's all."

"Dat enough, what you want more?  Massa Easy, 'pose you not find
fleet, fleet soon find you.  By God, nobody nebba lost here.  Now,
Massa Easy, let um go 'bout 'gain.  Somebody else burn biscuit and
boil kettle to-morrow for de gentlemen.  Murder Irish! only tink,
Massa Easy--I boil kettle, and prince in my own country!"

Easy was very much of a mind with Mesty; "for," argued Jack, "if I go
back now, I only bring a small vessel half-full of beans, and I shall
be ashamed to show my face.  Now it is true, that they may suppose
that we have been sunk by the fire of the gun-boat.  Well, what then?
they have a gun-boat to show for their night's work, and it will
appear that there was harder fighting than there has been, and Mr
Sawbridge may benefit by it."  (Jack was a very knowing fellow to have
leant so much about the service already.) "Well, and when they
discover that we are not lost, how glad they will be to find us,
especially if we bring some prizes--which I will do, or I'll not go
back again.  It's not often that one gets a command before being two
months at sea, and, hang me, now I've got it if I won't keep it; and
Mr Smallsole may mast-head whom he pleases.  I'm sorry for poor
Gossett, though; if Vigors supposes me dead, how he will murder the
poor little fellow--however, it is all for the good of the service,
and I'll revenge him when I come back.  Hang me if I won't take a
cruise."

"I talk to the men, they say they all tick to you like leech. Now dat
job settled, I tink we better go 'bout again."

A short time after this decision on the part of our hero, the day
broke: Jack first looked to leeward, and perceived the gun-boat and
convoy standing in for the shore about ten miles distant, followed by
the Harpy, under all sail.  He could also perceive the captured
gun-boat lying-to in-shore to prevent their escape.

"Harpy hab um all, by Gosh!" cried Mesty; "I ab notion dat she soon
settle um hash."

They were so busy looking at the Harpy and the convoy that, for some
time, they quite forgot to look to windward.  At last Mesty turned his
eyes that way.

"Dam um, I see right last night; look, Massa Easy--one ship, one brig,
tree lateen--dem for us.  By de power, but we make bot prize
to-night."

The vessels found out by Mesty were not above three miles to windward;
they were under all sail, beating up for the protection of a battery,
not far distant.

"Now, Massa, suppose they see our boat, dey tink something; keep boat
alongside, and shift her when we go 'bout every time: better not sail
so fast now--keep further off till they drop anchor for de night; and
den, when it dark, we take 'em."

All Mesty's advice was good, with the exception perhaps of advising
our hero how to disobey orders and take a cruise.  To prevent the
vessel from approaching too near the others, and at the same time to
let her have the appearance of doing her best, a sail was towed
overboard under the bows, and after that they watched the motions of
the Harpy.

The distance was too great to distinguish very clearly, but Mesty
shinned up the mast of the vessel, and reported progress.

"By Jesus, dare one gun--two gun--go it, Harpy.  Won't she ab um, sure
enough.  Now gun-boat fire--dat our gun-boat--no, dat not ours. Now
our gun-boat fire--dat pretty--fire away.  Ah, now de Harpy cum up.
All'mung'em.  Bung, bung, bung--rattle de grape, by gosh. I ab notion
de Spaniard is very pretty considerable trouble just now, anyhow.  All
hove-to, so help me gosh--not more firing; Harpy take um all--dare
gun-boat hove-to, she strike um colours.  By all powers, but suppose
dey link we no share prize-money--they find it not little mistake.
Now, my lads, it all over, and," continued Mesty, sliding down the
mast, "I tink you better not show yourself too much; only two men stay
on deck, and dem two take off um jackets."

Mesty's report was correct; the Harpy had captured the other gun-boat,
and the whole convoy.  The only drawback to their good fortune was the
disappearance of Mr Easy and the cutter: it was supposed that a shot
from the gun-boat must have sunk her, and that the whole crew were
drowned.  Captain Wilson and Mr Sawbridge seriously regretted the loss
of our hero, as they thought that he would have turned out a shining
character as soon as he had sown his wild oats; so did Mr Asper,
because our hero's purse went with him; so did Jolliffe, because he
had taken an affection for him; so did little Gossett, because he
anticipated no mercy from Vigors.  On the other hand, there were some
who were glad that he was gone; and as for the ship's company in
general, they lamented the loss of the poor cutter's crew for
twenty-four hours, which, in a man-of-war, is a very long while, and
then they thought no more about them.  We must leave the Harpy to make
the best of her way to Toulon, and now follow our hero.

The cutter's crew knew very well that Jack was acting contrary to
orders, but anything was to them a change from the monotony of a
man-of-war, and they, as well as Mesty, highly approved of a holiday.

It was, however, necessary that they should soon proceed to business,
for they had but their allowance of bread and grog for one day, and in
the vessel they found nothing except a few heads of garlic, for the
Spaniards coasting down shore had purchased their provisions as they
required them.  There were only three prisoners on board, and they had
been put down in the hold among the beans; a bag of which had been
roused on deck, and a part put into the kettle to make soup. Jack did
not much admire the fare of the first day--it was bean-soup for
breakfast, bean-soup for dinner, and if you felt hungry during the
intervals it was still bean-soup, and nothing else.

One of the men could speak a little Lingua Franca, and the prisoners
were interrogated as to the vessels to windward.  The ship was stated
to be valuable, and also one of the brigs.  The ship carried guns, and
that was all that they knew about them.  As the sun went down the
vessels dropped their anchors off the battery.  The breeze continued
light, and the vessel which contained Jack and his fortunes was about
four miles to leeward.  As for the Harpy, they had long lost sight of
her, and it was now time to proceed to some arrangement.

As soon as it was dark, Jack turned his hands up, and made a very long
speech. He pointed out to the men that his zeal had induced him not to
return to the ship until he had brought something with him worth
having--that they had had nothing but beans to eat during the whole
day, which was anything but agreeable, and that, therefore, it was
absolutely necessary that they should better their condition: that
there was a large ship not four miles off, and that he intended to
take her; and as soon as he had taken her he intended to take some
more; that he trusted to their zeal to support him on this occasion,
and that he expected to do a great deal during the cruise. He pointed
out to them, that they must consider themselves as on board of a
man-of-war, and be guided by the articles of war, which were written
for them all--and that in case they forgot them, he had a copy in his
pocket, which he would read to them to-morrow morning, as soon as they
were comfortably settled on board of the ship.  He then appointed
Mesty as first lieutenant; the marine as sergeant; the coxswain as
boatswain; two men as midshipmen to keep watch; two others as
boatswain's mates, leaving two more for the ship's company, who were
divided into the larboard and starboard watch.  The cutter's crew were
perfectly content with Jack's speech, and their brevet rank, and after
that, they commenced a more important topic, which was, how they were
to take the ship. After some discussion, Mesty's advice was approved
of; which was, that they should anchor not far ahead of the ship, and
wait till about two o'clock in the morning, when they would drop
silently down upon her in the cutter, and take possession.

About nine o'clock the vessel was anchored as they proposed, and Jack
was a little astonished to find that the ship was much larger than he
had any idea of; for, although polacca-rigged, she was nearly the same
tonnage as the Harpy.  The Spanish prisoners were first tied hand and
foot, and laid upon the beans, that they might give no alarm, the
sails were furled and all was kept quiet. On board of the ship, on the
contrary, there was noise and revelry; and about half-past ten a boat
was seen to leave her and pull for the shore; after which, the noise
gradually ceased, the lights one by one disappeared, and then all was
silent.

"What do you think, Mesty?" said Jack; "do you think we shall take
her?"

"It is take her you mane; sure enough we'll take her: stop a bit--wait
till um all fast asleep."

About twelve o'clock there came on a mizzling heavy rain, which was
very favourable for our hero's operations.  But as it promised soon to
clear up, by Mesty's advice they did not delay any longer. They crept
softly into the boat, and with two oars to steer her, dropped under
the bows of the vessel, climbed up the fore chains, and found the deck
empty.  "Take care not fire pistol," said Mesty to the men, as they
came up, putting his finger to their lips to impress them with the
necessity of silence, for Mesty had been an African warrior, and knew
the advantage of surprise.  All the men being on deck, and the boat
made fast, Jack and Mesty led the way aft; not a soul was to be seen:
indeed, it was too dark to see anybody unless they were walking the
deck.  The companion-hatch was secured, and the gratings laid on the
after-hatchways, and then they went aft to the binnacle again, where
there was a light burning.  Mesty ordered two of the men to go forward
to secure the hatches, and then to remain there on guard--and then the
rest of the men and our hero consulted at the wheel.

"By the power we ab the ship!" said Mesty, "but must manage plenty
yet. I tink der some d---n lazy rascal sleep 'tween the guns. A lilly
while it no rain, and den we see better.  Now keep all quiet."

"There must be a great many men in this ship," replied our hero; "she
is very large, and has twelve or fourteen guns--how shall we manage to
secure them?"

"All right," replied Mesty, "manage all dat by-and-bye.  Don't care
how soon daylight come."

"It has left off raining already," observed Easy; "there is a candle
in the binnacle,--suppose we light it, and look round the decks."

"Yes," replied Mesty, "one man sentry over cabin-hatch, and another
over after-hatch.  Now den we light candle, and all the rest go round
the deck.  Mind you leave all your pistols on capstern."

Jack lighted the candle, and they proceeded round the decks: they had
not walked far, when, between two of the guns, they discovered a heap
covered with gregos. "There de watch," whispered Mesty; "all fast--not
ready for dem yet."

Mesty blew out the candle, and they all retreated to the binnacle,
where Mesty took out a coil of the ropes about the mizzen-mast, and
cutting it into lengths, gave them to the other men to unlay.  In a
few minutes they had prepared a great many seizings to tie the men
with.

"Now den we light candle again, and make sure of them lazy hounds,"
said Mesty; "very much oblige to dem all de same, they let us take de
ship--mind now, wake one at a time, and shut him mouth."

"But suppose they get their mouths free and cry out?" replied Jack.

"Den, Mr Easy," replied Mesty, changing his countenance to an
expression almost demoniacal--"there no help for it,"--and Mesty
showed his knife which he held in his right hand.

"Oh no! do not let us murder them."

"No, massa--suppose can help it, but suppose they get upper hand--what
become of us?  Spaniards hab knives, and use dem too, by de power!"

The observation of Mesty was correct, and the expression of his
countenance when he showed his knife proved what a relentless enemy he
could be, if his blood was once roused--but Mesty had figured in the
Ashantee wars in former days, and after that the reader need not be
surprised.  They proceeded cautiously to where the Spaniards lay.  The
arrangements of Mesty were very good.  There were two men to gag them
while the others were to tie their limbs. Mesty and Easy were to kneel
by them with the candle, with raised knives to awe them into silence,
or to strike home, if their own safety required it.

The gregos were removed off the first man, who opened his eyes at the
sight of the candle, but the coxswain's hand was on his mouth--he was
secured in silence.  The other two men were awaked, and threw off
their coverings, but they were also secured without there being
occasion to resort to bloodshed.

"What shall we do now, Mesty?" "Now, sar," said Mesty, "open the
after-hatch and watch--suppose more men come up, we make them fast;
suppose no more come up, we wait till daylight--and see what take
place."

Mesty then went forward to see if the men were watchful on the
forecastle; and having again gone round the whole of the deck to see
if there were any more men on it, he blew out the candle, and took his
station with the others at the after-hatchway.

It was just at break of day that the Spaniards who had to keep the
morning watch having woke up, as people generally do at that hour at
which they expect to be called, dressed themselves and came on deck,
imagining, and very truly, that those of the middle watch had fallen
asleep, but little imagining that the deck was in possession of
Englishmen.  Mesty and the others retreated, to allow them all to come
up before they could perceive them, and fortunately this was
accomplished.  Four men came on the deck, looked round them, and tried
to make out in the dark where their shipmates might be.  The grating
was slapped on again by Jack, and before they could well gain their
eyesight, they were seized and secured, not however without a scuffle
and some noise.

By the time that these men were secured and laid between the guns it
was daylight, and they now perceived what a fine vessel they had
fairly taken possession of--but there was much to be done yet. There
was, of course, a number of men in the ship, and moreover they were
not a mile from a battery of ten guns.  Mesty, who was foremost in
everything, left four men abaft, and went forward on the forecastle,
examined the cable, which was coir rope, and therefore easily divided,
and then directed the two men forward to coil a hawser upon the
fore-grating, the weight of which would make all safe in that quarter,
and afterwards to join them on the quarter-deck.

"Now, Mr Easy, the great ting will be to get hold of captain; we must
get him on deck.  Open cabin-hatch now, and keep the after-hatch fast.
Two men stay there, the others all come aft."

"Yes," replied Jack, "It will be a great point to secure the captain--
but how are we to get him up?"

"You no know how to get captain up?  By de holy, I know very well."
And Mesty took up the coils of rope about the mizzen-mast, and threw
them upon deck, one after another, making all the noise possible. In a
short time, there was a violent pull of a bell at the cabin-door, and
in a minute afterwards a man in his shirt came up the cabin-hatchway,
who was immediately secured.

"Dis de captain's servant," said Mesty, "he come say no make such
d---d noise.  Stop a little--captain get in passion, and come up
himself."

And Mesty renewed the noise with the ropes over the cabin. Mesty was
right; in a few minutes the captain himself came up, boiling with
indignation.  At the sound of the cabin-door opening, the seamen and
our hero concealed themselves behind the companion-hatch, which was
very high, so as to give the captain time to get fairly on deck.  The
men already secured had been covered over with the gregos.  The
captain was a most powerful man, and it was with difficulty that he
was pinioned, and then not without his giving the alarm, had there
been anyone to assist him; but as yet no one had turned out of his
hammock.

"Now we all right," said Mesty, "and soon ab de ship; but I must make
him 'fraid."

The captain was seated down on the deck against one of the guns, and
Mesty, putting on the look of a demon, extended above him his, long
nervous arm, with the sharp knife clutched, as if ready every instant
to strike it into his heart.  The Spanish captain felt his situation
anything but pleasant.  He was then interrogated as to the number of
men in the ship, officers, etc, to all which questions he answered
truly; he cast his eyes at the firm and relentless countenance of
Mesty, who appeared but to wait the signal.

"I tink all pretty safe now," said Mesty.  "Mr Easy, we now go down
below and beat all men into the hold."

Our hero approved of this suggestion.  Taking their pistols from the
capstern, they rushed down with their cutlasses, and leaving two men
to guard the cabin-door, they were soon among the crew, who were all
naked in their hammocks: the resistance, although the numbers were
more than double of the English, was of course trifling.  In a few
minutes, the Spaniards were all thrown down into the hold of the
vessel, and the hatches placed over them.  Every part of the ship was
now in their possession, except the cabin, and to that they all
repaired. Our hero tried the door, and found it fast; they beat it
open, and were received with loud screams from one side of the cabin,
and the discharge of two pistols from the other, fortunately without
injury: those who had fired the pistols were an elderly man and a lad
about the age of our hero.  They were thrown down and secured; the
cabin was searched, and nobody else found in it but three women; one
old and shrivelled, the other two, although with their countenances
distorted with terror, were lovely as houris. So thought Jack, as he
took off his hat, and made them a very low bow with his usual
politeness, as they crouched, half-dressed, in a corner.  He told them
in English that they had nothing to fear, and begged that they would
attend to their toilets. The ladies made no reply, because, in the
first place, they did not know what Jack said, and, in the next, they
could not speak English.

Mesty interrupted Jack in his attentions, by pointing out that they
must all go upon deck--so Jack again took off his hat and bowed, and
then followed his men, who led away the two prisoners taken in the
cabin.  It was now five o'clock in the morning, and there was movement
on board of the other vessels, which laid not far from the ship.

"Now, then," said Jack, "what shall we do with the prisoners?--could
we not send the boat and bring our own vessel alongside, and put them
all in, tied as they are?  We should then get rid of them."

"Massa Easy, you be one very fine officer one of these days. Dat d---n
good idea, anyhow;--but suppose we send our own boat, what they tink
on board of de oder vessel?  Lower down lilly boat from stem, put in
four men, and drop vessel 'longside--dat it."

This was done; the cutter was on the seaward side of the ship, and, as
the ship was the outermost vessel, was concealed from the view of the
Spaniards on board of the other vessels, and in the battery on shore.
As soon as the lateen vessel was alongside, the men who had already
been secured on deck, amounting to seven, were lowered into her, and
laid upon the beans in the hold; all except the captain, the two
cabin-prisoners, and the captain's servant.  They then went down
below, took off one part of the hatches, and ordered the Spaniards up
from the hold: as they came on deck they were made fast and treated in
the same manner.  Mesty and the men went down to examine if there were
any left concealed, and finding that they were all out, returned on
deck.  The men who had been beaten down in the hold were twenty-two in
number, making the whole complement of thirty.  As soon as they had
all been put into the xebeque, she was again hauled off and anchored
outside, and Jack found himself in possession of a fine ship of
fourteen guns, with three prisoners male and three prisoners female.

When the men returned in the boat from the vessel in which the
prisoners had been confined (the hatches having been secured over
them, by way of further precaution), by the advice of Mesty they put
on the jackets and caps of the Spanish seamen, of which there was a
plentiful supply below.

"Now, what's to be done, Mesty?" inquired Jack.

"Now, sar, we send some of the men aloft to get sails all ready, and
while they do that I cast loose this fellow," pointing to the
captain's servant, "and make him get some breakfast, for he know where
to find it."

"Capital idea of yours, Mesty, for I'm tired of bean-soup already, and
I will go down and pay my respects to the ladies."

Mesty looked over the counter. "Yes, and be quick too, Massa Easy;
d--n the women, they toss their handkerchief in the air to people in
the battery--quick, Massa Easy."

Mesty was right--the Spanish girls were waving their handkerchiefs for
assistance; it was all that they could do, poor things.  Jack hastened
into the cabin, laid hold of the two young ladies, very politely
pulled them out of the quarter gallery, and begged that they would not
give themselves so much trouble.  The young ladies looked very much
confused, and as they could no longer wave their handkerchiefs, they
put them up to their eyes and began to weep, while the elderly lady
went on her knees, and held her hands up for mercy.  Jack raised her
up, and very politely handed her to one of the cabin lockers.

In the meantime Mesty, with his gleaming knife and expressive look,
had done wonders with the captain's steward, for such the man was: and
a breakfast of chocolate, salt meat, hams and sausages, white biscuit
and red wine, had been spread on the quarter-deck.  The men had come
from aloft, and Jack was summoned on deck. Jack offered his hand to
the two young ladies, and beckoned the old one to follow: the old lady
did not think it advisable to refuse his courtesy, so they accompanied
him.

As soon as the females came on deck, and found the two cabin prisoners
bound, they ran to them and embraced them with tears. Jack's heart
melted, and as there was now no fear, he asked Mesty for his knife,
and cut loose the two Spaniards, pointing to the breakfast, and
requesting that they would join them.  The Spaniards made a bow, and
the ladies thanked Jack with a sweet smile; and the captain of the
vessel, who still lay pinioned against the gun, looked, as much as to
say, Why the devil don't you ask me? but the fact was, they had had
such trouble to secure him, that Jack did not much like the idea of
letting him loose again.  Jack and the seamen commenced their
breakfast, and as the ladies and prisoners did not appear inclined to
eat, they ate their share and their own too; during which, the elderly
man inquired of Jack if he could speak French.

Jack, with his mouth full of sausage, replied, that he could; and then
commenced a conversation, from which Jack learnt as follows:

The elderly gentleman was a passenger with the young man, who was his
son, and the ladies, who were his wife and his two daughters, and they
were proceeding to Tarragona.  Whereupon Jack made a bow and thanked
him; and then the gentleman, whose name was Don Cordova de Rimarosa,
wished to know what Jack intended to do with them, hoping, as a
gentleman, he would put them on shore with their effects, as they were
non-combatants.  Jack explained all this to Mesty and the men, and
then finished his sausage.  The men, who were a little elevated with
the wine which they had been drinking, proposed that they should take
the ladies a cruise, and Jack at first did not dislike the idea, but
he said nothing.  Mesty, however, opposed this, saying, that ladies
only made a row in a ship, and the coxswain sided with him, saying,
that they should all be at daggers drawn. Whereupon Jack pulled out
the "articles of war," and informed the men, that there was no
provision in them for women, and therefore the thing was impossible.

The next question was, as to the propriety of allowing them to take
their effects; and it was agreed, at last, that they might take them.
Jack desired the steward to feed his master the captain, and then told
the Spanish Don the result of the consultation, further informing him,
that as soon as it was dark, he intended to put them all on board the
small vessel, when they would cast loose the men and do as they
pleased.  The Don and the ladies returned thanks, and went down to
pack up their baggage; Mesty ordering two men to help them, but with a
caution, that they were not to encumber themselves with any of the
money, if there should happen to be any on board.

The crew were busy during the day making preparations for sailing. The
coxswain had examined the provender in the ship, and found that there
was enough for at least three months, of water, wine, and provisions,
independent of luxuries for the cabin.  All thoughts of taking any
more of the vessels were abandoned, for their crew was but weak to
manage the one which they had possession of.  A fine breeze sprang up,
and they dropped their fore-topsails, just as a boat was shoving off
from the shore; but seeing the fore-topsails loosed, it put back
again.  This was fortunate, or all would have been discovered. The
other vessels also loosed their sails, and the crews were heard
weighing the anchors.

But the Nostra Senora del Carmen, which was Jack's prize, did not
move.  At last the sun went down, the baggage was placed in the
cutter, the ladies and passengers went into the boat, thanking Jack
for his kindness, who put his hand to his heart and bowed to the deck;
and the captain was lowered down after them.  Four men well armed
pulled them alongside of the xebeque, put them and their trunks on
deck, and returned to the ship.  The cutter was then hoisted up, and
as the anchor was too heavy to weigh, they cut the cable, and made
sail.  The other vessels followed their example. Mesty and the seamen
cast longing eyes upon them, but it was of no use; so they sailed in
company for about an hour, and then Jack hauled his wind for a cruise.




CHAPTER XIV

In which our hero finds that disagreeable occurrences will take place
on a cruise.


As soon as the ship had been hauled to the wind, Jack's ship's company
seemed to think that there was nothing to do except to make merry; so
they brought up some earthen jars full of wine, and emptied them so
fast that they were soon fast asleep on the deck, with the exception
of the man at the helm, who, instead of thirty-two, could clearly make
out sixty-four points in the compass, and of course was able to steer
to a much greater nicety.  Fortunately, the weather was fine, for when
the man at the helm had steered till he could see no more, and
requested to be released, he found that his shipmates were so
overpowered with fatigue, that it was impossible to wake them.  He
kicked them one by one most unmercifully in the ribs, but it was of no
use: under these circumstances, he did as they did, that is, lay down
with them, and in ten minutes it would have taken as much kicking to
awake him as he gave his shipmates.

In the meantime the ship had it all her own way, and not knowing where
she was to go, she went round and round the compass during the best
part of the night.  Mesty had arranged the watches, Jack had made a
speech, and the men had promised everything, but the wine had got into
their heads, and memory had taken that opportunity to take a stroll.
Mesty had been down with Jack, examining the cabin, and in the
captain's state-room they had found fourteen thousand dollars in bags.
Of this they determined not to tell the men, but locked up the money
and everything else of value, and took out the key.  They then sat
down at the cabin table, and after some conversation, it was no matter
of surprise, after having been up all the night before, that Jack laid
his head on the table and fell fast asleep.  Mesty kept his eyes open
for some time, but at last his head sank down upon his chest, and he
also slumbered.  Thus, about one o'clock in the morning.  There was
not a very good watch kept on board of the Nostra Senora del Carmen.

About four o'clock in the morning, Mesty tumbled forward, and he hit
his head against the table, which roused him up.

"By de mass, I tink I almost fall asleep," cried he, and he went to
the cabin window, which had been left open, and found that there was a
strong breeze blowing in.  "By de Lord, de wind ab come more aft,"
said Mesty, "why they not tell me?" So saying, he went on deck, where
he found no one at the helm; everyone drunk, and the ship with her
yards braced up running before the wind, just by way of a change.
Mesty growled, but there was no time to lose; the topsails only were
set,--these he lowered down, and then put the helm a-lee, and lashed
it, while he went down to call our hero to his assistance. Jack roused
up, and went on deck.

"This nebber do, Massa Easy; we all go to devil together--together--
dam drunken dogs--I freshen um up anyhow." So Mesty drew some buckets
of water, with which he soused the ship's company, who then appeared
to be recovering their senses.

"By heavens!" says Jack, "but this is contrary to the articles of war;
I shall read them to them to-morrow morning."

"I tell what better ting, Massa Easy: we go lock up all de wine, and
sarve out so much, and no more.  I go do it at once, 'fore they wake
up."

Mesty went down, leaving Jack on deck to his meditations. "I am not
sure," thought Jack, "that I have done a very wise thing. Here I am
with a parcel of fellows who have no respect for the articles of war,
and who get as drunk as David's sow. I have a large ship, but I have
very few hands; and if it comes on bad weather, what shall I do?--for
I know very little--hardly how to take in a sail.  Then--as for where
to steer, or how to steer, I know not--nor do any of my men; but,
however, as it was very narrow when we came into the Mediterranean
through the straits, it is hardly possible to get out of them without
perceiving it; besides, I should know the rock of Gibraltar again if I
saw it.  I must talk to Mesty."

Mesty soon returned with the keys of the provision-room tied to his
bandana.

"Now," says he, "they not get drunk again in a hurry." A few more
buckets of water soon brought the men to their senses: they again
stood on their legs, and gradually recovered themselves.  Daylight
broke, and they found that the vessel had made an attempt for the
Spanish coast, being within a mile of the beach, and facing a large
battery a fleur d'eau; fortunately they had time to square the yards,
and steer the ship along shore under the topsails, before they were
perceived.  Had they been seen at daylight in the position that they
were in during the night, the suspicions of the Spaniards would have
been awakened; and had a boat been sent off, while they were all
drunk, they must have been recaptured.

The men, who perceived what danger they had been in, listened very
penitently to Jack's remonstrances; and our hero, to impress them more
strongly on their minds, took out the articles of war, read that on
drunkenness from beginning to end; but the men had heard it read so
often at the gangway, that it did not make a due impression. As Mesty
said, his plan was better, and so it proved; for as soon as Jack had
done, the men went down to get another jug of wine, and found, to
their disappointment, that it was all under lock and key.

In the meantime, Jack called Mesty aft, and asked him if he knew the
way to Toulon.  Mesty declared that he knew nothing about it.

"Then Mesty, it appears to me that we have a better chance of finding
our way back to Gibraltar; for you know the land was on our left side
all the way coming up the Mediterranean; and if we keep it, as it is
now, on our right, we shall get back again along the coast."

Mesty agreed with Jack that this was the ne plus ultra of navigation;
and that old Smallsole could not do better with his "pig-yoke" and
compasses.  So they shook a reef out of the topsails, set top-gallant
sails, and ran directly down the coast from point to point, keeping
about five miles distant.  The men prepared a good dinner; Mesty gave
them their allowance of wine, which was just double what they had on
board the Harpy--so they soon appeared to be content. One man, indeed,
talked very big and very mutinously, swearing that if the others would
join him they would soon have liquor enough; but Mesty gave him his
look, opened his knife, and swore that he would settle him, and Jack
knocked him down with a handspike; so that, what with the punishment
received, and that which was promised, the fellow thought he might as
well say no more about it.  The fact is, that had it not been from
fear of Mesty, the whole of the men would, in all probability, have
behaved equally as bad; nevertheless, they were a little staggered, it
must be owned, at seeing Jack play so good a stick with the handspike.

After this night Jack and Mesty kept watch and watch, and everything
went on very well until they were nearly abreast of Carthagena, when a
gale came on from the northward, and drove them out of sight of land.
Sail after sail was reduced with difficulty from their having so few
hands, and the gale blew for three days with great fury.  The men were
tired out and discontented.  It was Jack's misfortune that he had but
one good man with him: even the coxswain of the boat, although a
fine-looking man, was worth nothing.  Mesty was Jack's sheet-anchor.

The fourth day the gale moderated, but they had no idea where they
were: they knew that they had been blown off, but how far they could
not tell, and Jack now began to discover that a cruise at sea without
knowledge of navigation was a more nervous thing than he had
contemplated.  However, there was no help for it.  At night they wore
the ships and stood on the other tack, and at daylight they perceived
that they were close to some small islands, and much closer to some
large rocks, against which the sea beat high, although the wind had
subsided.  Again was the helm put up, and they narrowly escaped.  As
soon as the sails were trimmed the men came aft and proposed that if
they could find anchorage they should run into it, for they were quite
tired out.  This was true, and Jack consulted with Mesty, who thought
it advisable to agree to the proposal.

That the islands were not inhabited was very evident.  The only point
to ascertain was, if there were good anchorage.  The coxswain offered
to go in the boat and examine; and, with four men, he set off, and in
about an hour returned, stating that there was plenty of water, and
that it was as smooth as a mill-pond, being land-locked on every side.
As they could not weigh the bower-anchor they bent the kedge, and
running in without accident, came to in a small bay, between the
islands, in seven fathoms water.  The sails were furled, and
everything put in order by the seamen, who then took the boat and
pulled on shore.  "They might as well have asked leave," thought Jack.
In an hour they returned, and, after a short discussion, came aft to
our hero in a body.

The coxswain was spokesman.  He said that they had had hard work, and
required now to have some rest--that there were provisions on board
for three months, so that there could not be any hurry, and that they
had found they could pitch a tent very well on shore, and live there
for a short time; and that, as there was no harm in getting drunk on
shore, they expected that they might be allowed to take provisions and
plenty of wine with them, and that the men had desired him to ask
leave, because they were determined to go whether or no.  Jack was
about to answer with the handspike, but perceiving that the men had
all put on their cutlasses, and had their pistols at their belts, he
thought proper to consult Mesty, who, perceiving that resistance was
useless, advised Jack to submit, observing that the sooner all the
wine was gone the better, as there would be nothing done while it
lasted.

Jack, therefore, very graciously told them that they should have their
own way, and he would stay there as long as they pleased. Mesty gave
them the keys of the provision-hatch, and told them, with a grin, to
help themselves.  The men then informed Jack that he and Mesty should
stay on board and take care of the ship for them, and that they would
take the Spaniard on shore to cook their victuals. But to this Jack
observed that if he had not two hands he could not obey their orders,
in case they wished him to come on shore for them. The men thought
there was good argument in that observation, and therefore allowed
Jack to retain the Spaniard, that he might be more prompt to their
call from the beach.  They then wished him good day, and begged that
he would amuse himself with the "articles of war."

As soon as they had thrown a spare sail into the boat, with some spars
to make a tent, and some bedding, they went down below, hoisted up two
pipes of wine out of the three, a bag or two of biscuit, arms and
ammunition, and as much of the salt provisions as they thought they
might require.  The boat being full, they shoved off with three cheers
of derision. Jack was sensible to the compliment: he stood at the
gangway, took off his hat, and made them a polite bow.

As soon as they were gone, Mesty grinned with his sharp-filed teeth,
and looking at our hero, said:

"I tink I make um pay for all dis--stop a little; by de piper as
played before Moses, but our turn come by-and-bye."

As for Jack, he said nothing, but he thought the more.  In about an
hour the men returned in the boat: they had forgotten many things they
wanted--wood to make a fire, and several utensils; they helped
themselves freely, and having now everything that they could think of,
they again went on shore.

"How d---n lucky, we nebber tell dem about the dollars," said Mesty,
as Jack and he were watching the motions of the men.

"It is, indeed," replied Jack; "not that they could spend them here."

"No, Massa Easy, but suppose they find all that money, they take boat
and go away with it.  Now, I hab them in my clutch--stop a little."

A narrow piece of salt pork had been left at the gangway: Jack,
without knowing why, tossed it overboard; being almost all fat, it
sank very gradually: Jack watched it as it disappeared, so did Mesty,
both full of thought, when they perceived a dark object rising under
it: it was a ground shark, who took it into his maw, sank down, and
disappeared.

"What was that?" said Jack.

"That ground shark, Massa Easy--worst shark of all; you nebber see him
till you feel him"; and Mesty's eyes sparkled with pleasure. "By de
powers, they soon stop de mutiny; now I hab 'em."

Jack shuddered and walked away. During the day, the men on shore were
seen to work hard, and make all the preparations before they abandoned
themselves to the sensual gratification of intemperance.  The tent was
pitched, the fire was lighted, and all the articles taken on shore
rolled up and stowed away in their places; they were seen to sit down
and dine, for they were within hail of the ship, and then one of the
casks of wine was spiled. In the meantime the Spaniard, who was a
quiet lad, had prepared the dinner for Easy and his now only
companion.  The evening closed, and all was noise and revelry on
shore; and as they danced, and sung, and tossed off the cans of wine
by the light of the fire, as they hallooed and screamed, and became
more and more intoxicated, Mesty turned to Jack with his bitter smile,
and only said--

"Stop a little." At last the noise grew fainter, the fire died away,
and gradually all was silent. Jack was still hanging over the gangway
when Mesty came up to him.  The new moon had just risen, and Jack's
eyes were fixed upon it.

"Now, Massa Easy, please you come aft and lower down little boat; take
your pistols, and then we go on shore and bring off the cutter; they
all asleep now."

"But why should we leave them without a boat, Mesty?" for Jack thought
of the sharks, and the probability of the men attempting to swim off.

"I tell you, sar, this night they get drunk, to-morrow they get drunk
again, but drunken men never keep quiet,--suppose one man say to
others, 'Let's go board and kill officer, and then we do as we
please,' they all say yes, and they all come and do it.  No, sar-must
have boat--if not for your sake, I must hab it, save my own life
anyhow, for they hate me and kill me first; by de powers, stop a
little."

Jack felt the truth of Mesty's observation; he went aft with him,
lowered down the small boat, and they hauled it alongside.  Jack went
down with Mesty into the cabin and fetched his pistols.  "And the
Spaniard, Mesty, can we leave him on board alone?"

"Yes, sar, he no got arms, and he see dat me have--but suppose he find
arms he never dare do anything--I know de man."

Our hero and Mesty went into the boat and shoved off, pulling gently
on shore; the men were in a state of intoxication, so as not to be
able to move, much less hear.  They cast off the cutter, towed her on
board, and made her fast with the other boat astern.

"Now, sar, we may go to bed; to-morrow morning you will see."

"They have everything they require on shore," replied Easy, "all they
could want with the cutter would be to molest us."

"Stop a little," replied Mesty. Jack and Mesty went to bed, and as a
precaution against the Spaniard, which was hardly necessary, Mesty
locked the cabin door but Mesty never forgot anything.

Jack slept little that night--had melancholy forebodings which he
could not shake off; indeed, Jack had reflected so much since he had
left the ship, he had had his eyes so much opened, and had felt what a
responsibility he had taken by indulging himself in a whim of the
moment, that it might be almost said, that in the course of one
fortnight he had at once from a boy sprung up into a man.  He was
mortified and angry, but he was chiefly so with himself.

Mesty was up at daylight, and Jack soon followed him: they watched the
party on shore, who had not yet left the tent.  At last, just as Jack
had finished his breakfast, one or two made their appearance; the men
looked about them as if they were searching for something, and then
walked down to the beach, to where the boat had been made fast.  Jack
looked at Mesty, who grinned, and answered with the words so often
repeated--

"Stop a little."

The men then walked along the rocks until they were abreast of the
ship.

"Ship ahoy!"

"Halloo," replied Mesty.

"Bring the boat ashore directly, with a beaker of water."

"I knew dat," cried Mesty, rubbing his hands with delight. "Massa
Easy, you must tell them No."

"But why should I not give them water, Mesty?"

"Because, sar, den they take boat."

"Very true," replied Easy.

"Do you hear on board?" cried the coxswain, who was the man who
hailed--"send the boat immediately, or we'll cut the throats of every
mother's son of you, by God!"

"I shall not send the boat," replied Jack, who now thought Mesty was
right.

"You won't--won't you?--then your doom's sealed," replied the man,
walking up to the tent with the other.  In a short time all the seamen
turned out of the tent, bringing with them four muskets, which they
had taken on shore with them.

"Good heavens! they are not, surely, going to fire at us, Mesty."

"Stop a little." The men then came down abreast of the ship, and the
coxswain again hailed, and asked if they would bring the boat on
shore.

"You must say, No, sar," replied Mesty.

"I feel I must," replied Jack; and then he answered the coxswain,
"No."

The plan of the mutineers had
been foreseen by the wily negro--it was to swim off to the boats which
were riding astern, and to fire at him or Jack, if they attempted to
haul them up alongside and defend them.  To get into the boats,
especially the smaller one, from out of the water was easy enough.
Some of the men examined their priming and held the muskets at their
hips all ready, with the muzzles towards the ship, while the coxswain
and two men were throwing off their clothes.

"Stop, for God's sake, stop!" cried Jack.  "The harbour is full of
ground sharks,--it is, upon my soul!"

"Do you think to frighten us with ground sharks?" replied the
coxswain; "keep under cover, my lads; Jack, give him a shot to prove
we are in earnest, and every time he or that nigger show their heads,
give them another, my lads."

"For God's sake, don't attempt to swim," said Jack, in an agony; "I
will try some means to give you water."

"Too late now--you're doomed"; and the coxswain sprang off the rock
into the sea, and was followed by two other men: at the same moment a
musket was discharged, and the bullet whistled close to our hero's
ear.

Mesty dragged Jack from the gangway, who was nearly fainting from
agonising feelings.  He sank on the deck for a moment, and then sprang
up and ran to the port to look at the men in the water.  He was just
in time to see the coxswain raise himself with a loud yell out of the
sea, and then disappear in a vortex, which was crimsoned with his
blood.

Mesty threw down his musket in his hand, of which he had several
already loaded, in case the men should have gained the boats.

"By the powers, dat no use now!" Jack had covered his face with his
hands.  But the tragedy was not complete: the other men, who were in
the water, had immediately turned and made for the shore; but before
they could reach it, two more of these voracious monsters, attracted
by the blood of the coxswain, had flown to the spot, and there was a
contention for the fragments of their bodies.

Mesty, who had seen this catastrophe, turned towards our hero, who
still hid his face. "I'm glad he no see dat, anyhow," muttered Mesty.

"See what!" exclaimed Jack.

"Shark eat em all."

"Oh, horrid! horrid!" groaned our hero.

"Yes, sar, very horrid," replied Mesty, "and dat
bullet at your head very horrid.  Suppose the sharks no take them,
what then?  They kill us and the sharks have our body.  I think that
more horrid still."

"Mesty," replied Jack, seizing the negro convulsively by the arm, "it
was not the sharks--it was I,--I who have murdered these men."

Mesty looked at Jack with surprise. "How dat possible?"

"If I had not disobeyed orders," replied our hero, panting for breath,
"if I had not shown them the example of disobedience, this would not
have happened. How could I expect submission from them? It's all my
fault--I see it now-and, O God! when will the sight be blotted from my
memory?"

"Massa Easy, I not understand that," replied Mesty: "I think you talk
foolish-might as well say, suppose Ashantee men not make war, this not
happen; for suppose Ashantee not make war, I not slave, I not run
away,--I not come board Harpy--I not go in boat with you--I not hinder
men from getting drunk--and dat why they make mutiny--and the mutiny
why the shark take um?"

Jack made no reply, but he felt some consolation from the counter
argument of the negro.

The dreadful death of the three mutineers appeared to have had a
sensible effect upon their companions, who walked away from the beach
with their heads down and with measured steps.  They were now seen to
be perambulating the island, probably in search of that water which
they required.  At noon, they returned to their tent, and soon
afterwards were in a state of intoxication, hallooing and shouting as
the day before.  Towards the evening they came down to the beach
abreast of the ship, each with a vessel in their hands, and perceiving
that they had attracted the notice of our hero and Mesty, tossed the
contents of the vessels up in the air to show that they had found
water, and hooting and deriding, went back, dancing, leaping, and
kicking up their heels, to renew their orgies, which continued till
after midnight, when they were all stupefied as before.

The next day Jack had recovered from the first shock which the
catastrophe had given him, and he called Mesty into the cabin to hold
a consultation.

"Mesty, how is this to end?"

"How you mean, sar?--end here, or end on board of the Harpy?"

"The Harpy,--there appears little chance of our seeing her again--we
are on a desolate island, or what is the same thing; but we will hope
that it will be so: but how is this mutiny to end?"

"Massa Easy, suppose I please, I make it end very soon, but I not in a
hurry."

"How do you mean, Mesty, not in a hurry?"

"Look, Massa Easy; you wish take a cruise, and I wish the same ting:
now because mutiny you want to go back--but by all de powers, you tink
that I, a prince in my own country, feel wish to go back and boil
kettle for de young gentlemen.  No, Massa Easy, gib me mutiny gib me
anyting--but--once I was prince," replied Mesty, lowering his voice at
the last few emphatic words.

"You must one of these days tell me your history," replied Jack; "but
just now let us argue the point in question.  How could you put an end
to this mutiny?"

"By putting an end to all wine.  Suppose I go shore after they all
drunk, I spile the casks in three or four places, and in the morning
all wine gone--den dey ab get sober, and beg pardon--we take dem on
board, put away all arms, 'cept yours and mine, and I like to see the
mutiny after dat.  Blood and 'ounds--but I settle um, anyhow."

"The idea is very good, Mesty,--why should we not do so?"

"Because I not like run de risk to go ashore--all for what? to go
back, boil de kettle for all gentlemans--I very happy here, Massa,"
replied Mesty, carelessly.

"And I am very miserable," replied Jack; "but, however, I am
completely in your power, Mesty, and I must, I suppose, submit."

"What you say, Massa Easy--submit to me?--no sar, when you are on
board Harpy as officer, you talk with me as friend, and not treat me
as negro servant.  Massa Easy, I feel--I feel what I am," continued
Mesty, striking his bosom, "I feel it here--for all first time since I
leave my country, I feel that I am someting; but, Massa Easy, I love
my friend as much as I hate my enemy--and you nebber submit to me--I
too proud to allow dat, 'cause, Massa Easy--I am a man--and once, I
was a prince."

Although Mesty did not perhaps explain by words half so well as he did
by his countenance the full tide of feeling which was overflowing in
his heart, Jack fully understood and felt it.  He extended his hand to
Mesty, and said--

"Mesty--that you have been a prince, I care little about, although I
doubt it not, because you are incapable of a lie; but you are a man,
and I respect you, nay, I love you as a friend--and with my will we
never part again."

Mesty took the hand offered by Jack.  It was the first peace offering
ever extended to him since he had been torn away from his native
land--the first compliment, the first tribute, the first
acknowledgment, perhaps, that he was not an inferior being; he pressed
it in silence, for he could not speak; but could the feelings which
were suffocating the negro but have been laid before sceptics, they
must have acknowledged that at that moment they were all and only such
as could do honour, not only to the prince, but even to the Christian.
So much was Mesty affected with what had happened, that when he
dropped the hand of our hero, he went down into the cabin, finding it
impossible to continue the conversation, which was not renewed until
the next morning.

"What is your opinion, Mesty?  Tell me, and I will be governed by it."

"Den, sar, I tell you I tink it right that they first come and ask to
come on board before you take them--and, sar, I tink it also right as
we are but two and they are five, dat dey first eat all their
provisions. Let 'em starve plenty, and den dey come on board tame
enough."

"At all events," replied Jack, "the first overtures of some kind or
another must come from them.  I wish I had something to do--I do not
much like this cooping up on board ship."

"Massa, why you no talk with Pedro?"

"Because I cannot speak Spanish."

"I know dat, and dat why I ask de question.  You very sorry when you
meet the two pretty women in the ship, you not able to talk with them,
I guess that."

"I was very sorry, I grant," replied Jack.

"Well, Massa Easy, by and bye we see more Spanish girl.  Why not talk
all day with Pedro, and den you able to talk with dem."

"Upon my word, Mesty, I never had an idea of your value. I will learn
all the Spanish that I can," replied Jack, who was glad to have
employment found for him, and was quite disgusted with the articles of
war.

As for the men on shore, they continued the same course as before, one
day succeeded another, and without variety.  It was, however, to be
observed that the fire was now seldomer lighted, which proved their
fuel scarce, and the weather was not so warm as it had been, for it
was now October. Jack learnt Spanish from Pedro for a month, during
which there was no appearance of submission on the part of the
mutineers, who, for the first fortnight, when intoxicated, used to
come down and fire at Jack or Mesty when they made their appearance.
Fortunately drunken men are not good marksmen; but latterly this had
been discontinued, because they had expended their ammunition, and
they appeared to have almost forgotten that the ship was there, for
they took no notice of her whatever.

On the other hand, Jack had decided that if he waited there a year the
overtures should come from them who had mutinied; and now, having an
occupation, he passed his time very quietly, and the days flew so fast
that two months had actually been run off the calendar before he had
an idea of it.

One evening as they were down in the cabin, for the evenings had now
become very cold, Jack asked Mesty whether he had any objection to
give him a history of his life.  Mesty replied that if he wished he
was ready to talk, and at a nod from our hero Mesty commenced as
follows.




CHAPTER XV

In which mutiny, like fire, is quenched for want of fuel and no want
of water.


Although we have made the African negro hitherto talk in his own mixed
jargon, yet, as we consider that, in a long narration, it will be
tedious to the reader, we shall now translate the narrative part into
good English, merely leaving the conversation with which it may be
broken, in its peculiar dialect.

"The first thing I recollect," said Mesty, "is, that I was carried on
the shoulders of a man with my legs hanging down before, and holding
on by his head.

"Everyone used to look at me and get out of the way, as I rode through
the town and market-place, so loaded with heavy gold ornaments that I
could not bear them, and was glad when the women took them off; but as
I grew older I became proud of them, because I knew that I was the son
of a king.  I lived happy. I did nothing but shoot my arrows, and I
had a little sword which I was taught to handle, and the great
captains who were about my father showed me how to kill my enemies.
Sometimes I laid under the shady trees, sometimes I was with the women
belonging to my father; sometimes I was with him and played with the
skulls, and repeated the names of those to whom they had belonged, for
in our country, when we kill our enemies, we keep their skulls as
trophies.

"As I grew older, I did as I pleased; I beat the women and the slaves;
I think I killed some of the latter--I know I did one, to try whether
I could strike well with my two-handed sword made of hard and heavy
wood,--but that is nothing in our country.  I longed to be a great
captain, and I thought of nothing else but war and fighting, and how
many skulls I should have in my possession when I had a house and
wives of my own, and I was no longer a boy.  I went out in the woods
to hunt, and I stayed for weeks.  And one day I saw a panther basking
in the sun, waving his graceful tail. I crept up softly till I was
behind a rock within three yards of it, and drawing my arrow to the
head, I pierced him through the body.  The animal bounded up in the
air, saw me, roared and made a spring, but I dropped behind the rock,
and he passed over me.  He turned again to me, but I had my knife
ready, and, as he fixed his talons into my shoulder and breast, I
pierced him to the heart.  This was the happiest day of my life; I had
killed a panther without assistance, and I had the wounds to show.
Although I was severely hurt, I thought nothing of it.  I took off the
skin as my blood dropped down and mixed with that of the beast--but I
rejoiced in it.  Proudly did I go into the town dripping with gore and
smarting with pain.  Everyone extolled the feat, called me a hero and
a great captain. I filed my teeth, and I became a man.

"From that day I ranked among the warriors, and, as soon as my wounds
were healed, I went out to battle.  In three fights I had gained five
skulls, and when I returned they weighed me out gold. I then had a
house and wives, and my father appointed me a Caboceer. I wore the
plume of eagle and ostrich feathers, my dress was covered with
fetishes, I pulled on the boots with bells, and with my bow and arrows
slung on my back, my spear and blunderbuss, my knives and my
double-handed sword, I led the men to battle and brought back skulls
and slaves.  Everyone trembled at my name, and, if my father
threatened to send me out, gold-dust covered the floor of his hall of
council--Now, I boil the kettle for the young gentlemen!

"There was one man I liked.  He was not a warrior, or I should have
hated him, but he was brought up with me in my father's house, and was
a near relative.  I was grave and full of pride, he was gay and fond
of music; and although there was no music to me equal to the tom-tom,
yet I did not always wish for excitement. I often was melancholy, and
then I liked to lay my head in the lap of one of my wives, under the
shady forest behind my house, and listen to his soft music.  At last
he went to a town near us where his father lived, and as he departed I
gave him gold-dust.  He had been sent to my father to be formed into a
warrior, but he had no strength of body, and he had no soul; still I
loved him, because he was not like myself.  There was a girl in the
town who was beautiful; many asked for her as their wife, but her
father had long promised her to my friend; he refused even the
greatest warrior of the place, who went away in wrath to the
fetishman, and throwing him his gold armlets asked for a fetish
against his rival. It was given, and two days before he was to be
married my friend died. His mother came to me, and it was enough. I
put on my war dress, I seized my weapons, sat for a whole day with my
skulls before me, working up my revenge, called out my men, and that
night set off for the town where the warrior resided, killed two of
his relatives and carried off ten of his slaves.  When he heard what I
had done, he trembled and sent gold; but I knew that he had taken the
girl home as his wife, and I would not listen to the old man who
sought to pacify me.

"Again I collected a larger force and attacked him in the night: we
fought, for he was prepared with his men, but after a struggle he was
beaten back. I fired his house, wasted his provision ground, and
taking away more slaves, I returned home with my men, intending soon
to assault him again.  The next day there came more messengers, who
knelt in vain; so they went to my father, and many warriors begged him
to interfere.  My father sent for me, but I would not listen; the
warriors spoke, and I turned my back: my father was wroth and
threatened, the warriors brandished their two-handed swords--they
dared to do it; I looked over my shoulder with contempt, and I
returned to my house. I took down my skulls, and I planned. It was
evening, and I was alone, when a woman covered up to the eyes
approached; she fell down before me as she exposed her face.

"I am the girl who was promised to your relation, and I am now the
wife of your enemy. I shall be a mother.  I could not love your
relation, for he was no warrior.  It is not true that my husband asked
for a fetish--it was I who bought it, for I would not wed him.  Kill
me and be satisfied.

"She was very beautiful, and I wondered not that my enemy loved her--
and she was with child--it was his child, and she had fetished my
friend to death.  I raised my sword to strike, and she did not shrink:
it saved her life.  'Thou art fit to be the mother of warriors,' said
I, as I dropped my sword, 'and thou shalt be my wife, but first his
child shall be born, and I will have thy husband's skull.'

"'No, no,' replied she, 'I will be the mother of no warriors but by my
present husband, whom I love; if you keep me as your slave I will
die.'

"I told her she said foolish things, and sent her to the women's
apartment, with orders to be watched--but she hardly had been locked
up before she drew her knife, plunged it into her heart, and died.

"When the king my father heard this he sent me a message--'Be
satisfied with the blood that has been shed, it is enough'; but I
turned away, for I wished for mine enemy's skull.  That night I
attacked him again, and met him hand to hand; I killed him, and
carried home his skull, and I was appeased.

"But all the great warriors were wroth, and my father could not
restrain them.  They called out their men, and I called out my men,
and I had a large body, for my name was terrible.  But the force
raised against me was twice that of mine, and I retreated to the
bush--after awhile we met and fought, and I killed many, but my men
were too few, and were overpowered--the fetish had been sent out
against me, and their hearts melted; at last I sank down with my
wounds, for I bled at every pore, and I told my men who were about me
to take off my feathers, and my dress and boots, that my enemies might
not have my skull: they did so, and I crawled into the bush to die.
But I was not to die; I was recovering, when I was discovered by those
who steal men to sell them: I was bound, and fastened to a chain with
many more. I, a prince and a warrior, who could show the white skulls
of his enemies--I offered to procure gold, but they derided me; they
dragged me down to the coast, and sold me to the Whites.  Little did I
think, in my pride, that I should be a slave. I knew that I was to
die, and hoped to die in battle: my skull would have been more prized
than all the gold in the earth, and my skin would have been stuffed
and hung up in a fetish-house--instead of which, I now boil the kettle
for the young gentlemen!"

"Well," replied Jack, "that's better than being killed and stuffed."

"Mayhap it is," replied Mesty, "I tink very different now dan I tink
den--but still, it women's work and not suit me."

"They put me with others into a cave until the ship came, and then we
were sent on board, put in irons, and down in the hold, where you
could not sit upright--I wanted to die, but could not: others died
every day, but I lived--I was landed in America, all bone, and I
fetched very little money--they laughed at me, as they bid their
dollars: at last a man took me away, and I was on a plantation with
hundreds more, but too ill to work, and not intending to work.  The
other slaves asked me if I was a fetish man; I said yes, and I would
fetish any man that I did not like: one man laughed, and I held up my
finger; I was too weak to get up, for my blood had long boiled with
fever, and I said to him 'you shall die'; for I meant to have killed
him as soon as I was well.

"He went away, and in three days he was dead. I don't know how, but all
the slaves feared me, and my master feared me, for he had seen the man
die, and he, although he was a white man, believed in fetish, and he
wished to sell me again, but no one would buy a fetish man, so he made
friends with me; for I told him if I was beat he should die, and he
believed me.  He took me into his house, and I was his chief man, and
I would not let the other slaves steal and he was content.  He took me
with him to New York, and there, after two years, when I had learnt
English, I ran away, and got on board of an English ship--and they
told me to cook.  I left the ship as soon as I came to England, and
offered myself to another, and they said they did not want a cook; and
I went to another, and they asked me if I was a good cook: everybody
seemed to think that a black man must be a cook, and nothing else.  At
last I starve, and I go on board a man-of-war, and here I am, after
having been a warrior and a prince, cook, steward and everything else,
boiling kettle for de young gentlemen."

"Well," replied Jack, "at all events that is better than being a
slave." Mesty made no reply: anyone who knows the life of a
midshipman's servant will not be surprised at his silence.

"Now, tell me, do you think you were right in being so revengeful,
when you were in your own country?" inquired Jack.

"I tink so den, Massa Easy; sometimes when my blood boil, I tink so
now--oder time, I no know what to tink--but when a man love very much,
he hate very much."

"But you are now a Christian, Mesty."

"I hear all that your people say," replied the negro, "and it make me
tink--I no longer believe in fetish, anyhow."

"Our religion tells us to love our enemies."

"Yes, I heard parson say dat--but den what we do with our friends,
Massa Easy?"

"Love them too."

"I no understand dat, Massa Easy--I love you, because you good,
and treat me well--Mr Vigors, he bully, and treat me ill--how possible
to love him?  By de power, I hate him, and wish I had him skull. You
tink little Massa Gossett love him?"

"No," replied Jack, laughing, "I'm afraid that he would like to have
his skull as well as you, Mesty--but at all events we must try and
forgive those who injure us."

"Then, Massa Easy, I tink so too--too much revenge very bad--it very
easy to hate, but not very easy to forgive--so I tink that if a man
forgive, he hab more soul in him, he more of a man."

"After all," thought Jack, "Mesty is about as good a Christian as most
people."

"What that?" cried Mesty, looking out of the cabin window--"Ah! d---n
drunken dogs--they set fire to tent."

Jack looked, and perceived that the tent on shore was in flames. "I
tink these cold nights cool their courage, anyhow," observed--"Massa
Easy, you see they soon ask permission to come on board."

Jack thought so too, and was most anxious to be off; for, on looking
into the lockers in the state-room, he had found a chart of the
Mediterranean, which he had studied very attentively--he had found out
the rock of Gibraltar, and had traced the Harpy's course up to Cape de
Catte, and thence to Tarragona--and, after a while, had summoned Mesty
to a cabinet council.

"See, Mesty," said Jack, "I begin to make it out, here is Gibraltar,
and Cape de Catte, and Tarragona--it was hereabout we were when we
took the ship, and, if you recollect, we had passed Cape de Gatte two
days before we were blown off from the land, so that we had gone about
twelve inches, and had only four more to go."

"Yes, Massa Easy, I see all dat."

"Well, then, we were blown off shore by the wind, and must of course
have come down this way; and here you see are three little islands,
called Zaffarine Islands, and with no names of towns upon them, and
therefore uninhabited; and you see they lie just like the islands we
are anchored among now--we must be at the Zaffarine Islands--and only
six inches from Gibraltar."

"I see, Massa Easy, dat all right--but six debbelish long inches."

"Now, Mesty, you know the compass on deck has a flourishing thing for
the north point--and here is a compass with a north point also.  Now
the north point from the Zaffarine Islands leads out to the Spanish
coast again, and Gibraltar lies five or six points of the compass to
this side of it--if we steer that way we shall get to Gibraltar."

"All right, Massa Easy," replied Mesty, and Jack was right, with the
exception of the variation, which he knew nothing about.

To make sure, Jack brought one of the compasses down from deck, and
compared them.  He then lifted off the glass, counted the points of
the compass to the westward, and marked the corresponding one on the
binnacle compass with his pen.

"There," said he, "that is the way to Gibraltar, and as soon as the
mutiny is quelled, and the wind is fair, I'll be off."




CHAPTER XVI

In which Jack's cruise is ended, and he regains the Harpy.


A few more days passed, and, as was expected, the mutineers could hold
out no longer.  In the first place, they had put in the spile of the
second cask of wine so loosely when they were tipsy that it dropped
out, and all the wine ran out, so that there had been none left for
three or four days; in the next their fuel had long been expended, and
they had latterly eaten their meat raw: the loss of their tent, which
had been fired by their carelessness, had been followed by four days
and nights of continual rain.  Everything they had had been soaked
through and through, and they were worn out, shivering with cold, and
starving.  Hanging they thought better than dying by inches from
starvation; and yielding to the imperious demands of hunger, they came
down to the beach, abreast of the ship, and dropped down on their
knees.

"I tell you so, Massa Easy," said Mesty: "d--n rascals, they forget
they come down fire musket at us every day: by all de powers, Mesty
not forget it."

"Ship ahoy!" cried one of the men on shore.

"What do you want?" replied Jack.

"Have pity on us, sir--mercy!" exclaimed the other men, "we will
return to our duty."

"Debble doubt 'em!" "What shall I say,
Mesty?"

"Tell 'em no, first, Massa Easy--tell 'em to starve and be d---d."

"I cannot take mutineers on board," replied Jack.

"Well, then, our blood be on your hands, Mr Easy," replied the first
man who had spoken.

"If we are to die, it must not be by inches--if you will not take us,
the sharks shall--it is but a crunch, and all is over.  What do you
say, my lads? let's all rush in together: good-bye, Mr Easy, I hope
you'll forgive us when we're dead: it was all that rascal Johnson, the
coxswain, who persuaded us.  Come, my lads, it's no use thinking of
it, the sooner done the better--let us shake hands, and then make one
run of it."

It appeared that the poor fellows had already made up their minds to
do this, if our hero, persuaded by Mesty, had refused to take them on
board; they shook hands all round, and then walking a few yards from
the beach, stood in a line while the man gave the signal--one--two--

"Stop," cried Jack, who had not forgotten the dreadful scene which had
already taken place--"stop."

The men paused.

"What will you promise if I take you on board?"

"To do our duty cheerfully till we join the ship, and then be hung as
an example to all mutineers," replied the men.

"Dat very fair," replied Mesty; "take dem at their word, Massa Easy."

"Very well," replied Jack, "I accept your conditions; and we will come
for you."

Jack and Mesty hauled up the boat, stuck their pistols in their belts,
and pulled to the shore.  The men, as they stepped in, touched their
hats respectfully to our hero, but said nothing.  On their arrival on
board, Jack read that part of the articles of war relative to mutiny,
by which the men were reminded of the very satisfactory fact, "that
they were to suffer death"; and then made a speech which, to men who
were starving, appeared to be interminable. However, there is an end
to everything in this world, and so there was to Jack's harangue;
after which Mesty gave them some biscuit, which they devoured in
thankfulness, until they could get something better.

The next morning the wind was fair, they weighed their kedge with some
difficulty, and ran out of the harbour: the men appeared very
contrite, worked well, but in silence, for they had no very pleasant
anticipations; but hope always remains with us; and each of the men,
although he had no doubt but that the others would be hung, hoped that
he would escape with a sound flogging.  The wind, however, did not
allow them to steer their course long; before night it was contrary,
and they fell off three points to the northward.  "However," as Jack
observed, "at all events we shall make the Spanish coast, and then we
must run down it to Gibraltar: I don't care--I understand navigation
much better than I did."

The next morning they found themselves with a very light breeze, under
a high cape, and, as the sun rose, they observed a large vessel
in-shore, about two miles to the westward of them, and another
outside, about four miles off.  Mesty took the glass and examined the
one outside, which, on a sudden, had let fall all her canvas, and was
now running for the shore, steering for the cape under which Jack's
vessel lay.  Mesty put down the glass.

"Massa Easy--I tink dat de Harpy." One of the seamen took the glass
and examined her, while the others who stood by showed great
agitation.

"Yes, it is the Harpy," said the seaman.  "Oh! Mr Easy, will you
forgive us?" continued the man, and he and the others fell on their
knees. "Do not tell all, for God's sake, Mr Easy."

Jack's heart melted; he looked at Mesty. "I tink," said Mesty, apart
to our hero, "dat with what them hab suffer already, suppose they get
seven dozen a-piece, dat quite enough."

Jack thought that even half that punishment would suffice; so he told
the men, that although he must state what had occurred, he would not
tell all, and would contrive to get them off as well as he could.  He
was about to make a long speech, but a gun from the Harpy, which had
now come up within range, made him defer it till a more convenient
opportunity.  At the same time the vessel in-shore hoisted Spanish
colours and fired a gun.

"By de powers but we got in the middle of it," cried Mesty; "Harpy
tink us Spaniard.  Now, my lads, get all gun ready, bring up powder
and shot.  Massa, now us fire at Spaniard--Harpy not fire at us--no ab
English colours on board--dat all we must do."

The men set to with a will; the guns were all loaded, and were soon
cast loose and primed, during which operations it fell calm, and the
sails of all three vessels flapped against their masts.  The Harpy was
then about two miles from Jack's vessel, and the Spaniard about a mile
from him, with all her boats ahead of her, towing towards him; Mesty
examined the Spanish vessel.

"Dat man-of-war, Massa Easy,--what de debbel we do for colour? must
hoist something." Mesty ran down below; he recollected that there was
a very gay petticoat, which had been left by the old lady who was in
the vessel when they captured her.  It was of green silk, with yellow
and blue flowers, but very faded, having probably been in the Don's
family for a century.  Mesty had found it under the mattress of one of
the beds, and had put it into his bag, intending probably to cut it up
into waistcoats.  He soon appeared with this under his arm, made it
fast to the peak halyards and hoisted it up.

"Dere, Massa, dat do very well--dat what you call 'all nation colour.'
Everybody strike him flag to dat--men nebber pull it down," said
Mesty, "anyhow.  Now den, ab hoist colour, we fire away--mind you only
fire one gun at a time, and point um well, den ab time to load again."

"She's hoisted her colours, sir," said Sawbridge, on board of the
Harpy; "but they do not show out clear, and it's impossible to
distinguish them; but there's a gun."

"It's not at us, sir," said Gascoigne, the midshipman; "it's at the
Spanish vessel--I saw the shot fall ahead of her."

"It must be a privateer," said Captain Wilson; "at all events, it is
very fortunate, for the corvettes would otherwise have towed into
Carthagena.  Another gun, round and grape, and well pointed too; she
carries heavy metal, that craft: she must be a Maltese privateer."

"That's as much as to say that she's a pirate," replied Sawbridge; "I
can make nothing of her colours--they appear to me to be green--she
must be a Turk.  Another gun--and devilish well aimed; it has hit the
boats."

"Yes, they are all in confusion: we will have her now, if we can only
get a trifle of wind.  That is a breeze coming up in the offing. Trim
the sails, Mr Sawbridge."

The yards were squared, and the Harpy soon had steerage-way. In the
meantime Jack and his few men had kept up a steady, well-directed,
although slow, fire with their larboard guns upon the Spanish
corvette; and two of her boats had been disabled.  The Harpy brought
the breeze up with her, and was soon within range; she steered to cut
off the corvette, firing only on her bow-chasers.

"We ab her now," cried Mesty; "fire away men, take good aim. Breeze
come now; one man go to helm.  By de power what dat?"

The exclamation of Mesty was occasioned by a shot hulling the ship on
the starboard side.  Jack and he ran over, and perceived that three
Spanish gun-boats had just made their appearance round the point, and
had attacked them.  The fact was, that on the other side of the cape
was the port and town of Carthagena, and these gun-boats had been sent
out to the assistance of the corvette.  The ship had now caught the
breeze, fortunately for Jack, or he would probably have been taken
into Carthagena; and the corvette, finding herself cut off by both the
Harpy and Jack's vessel, as soon as the breeze came up to her, put her
head the other way, and tried to escape by running westward along the
coast close in-shore.

Another shot, and then another, pierced the hull of the ship, and
wounded two of Jack's men; but as the corvette had turned, and the
Harpy followed her, of course Jack did the same, and in ten minutes he
was clear of the gun-boats, who did not venture to make sail and stand
after him.  The wind now freshened fast, and blew out the green
petticoat, but the Harpy was exchanging broadsides with the corvette,
and too busy to look after Jack's ensign.  The Spaniard defended
himself well, and had the assistance of the batteries as he passed,
but there was no anchorage until he had run many miles further.

About noon, the wind died away, and at one o'clock it again fell
nearly calm; but the Harpy had neared her distance, and was now within
three cables' length of her antagonist, engaging her and a battery of
four guns.  Jack came up again, for he had the last of the breeze, and
was about half a mile from the corvette when it fell calm.  By the
advice of Mesty, he did not fire anymore, as otherwise the Harpy would
not obtain so much credit, and it was evident that the fire of the
Spaniard slackened fast.  At three o'clock the Spanish colours were
hauled down, and the Harpy, sending a boat on board and taking
possession, directed her whole fire upon the battery, which was soon
silenced.

The calm continued, and the Harpy was busy enough with the prize,
shifting the prisoners and refitting both vessels, which had very much
suffered in the sails and rigging.  There was an occasional wonder on
board the Harpy what that strange vessel might be, who had turned the
corvette and enabled them to capture her, but when people are all very
busy, there is not much time for surmise.

Jack's crew, with himself, consisted but of eight, one of which was a
Spaniard, and two were wounded.  It therefore left him but four, and
he had also something to do, which was to assist his wounded men, and
secure his guns.  Moreover, Mesty did not think it prudent to leave
the vessel a mile from the Harpy with only two on board; besides, as
Jack said, he had had no dinner, and was not quite sure that he should
find anything to eat when he went into the midshipmen's berth; he
would therefore have some dinner cooked, and eat it before he went on
board; in the meantime, they would try and close with her.  Jack took
things always very easy, and he said he should report himself at
sunset.  There were other reasons which made Jack in no very great
hurry to go on board; he wanted to have time to consider a little,
what he should say to excuse himself, and also how he should plead for
the men.  His natural correctness of feeling decided him, in the first
place, to tell the whole truth; and in the next, his kind feelings
determined him to tell only part of it. Jack need not have given
himself this trouble, for, as far as regarded himself, he had fourteen
thousand good excuses in the bags that lay in the state-room; and as
for the men, after an action with the enemy, if they behave well, even
mutiny is forgiven.  At last, Jack, who was tired with excitement and
the hard work of the day, thought and thought until he fell fast
asleep, and instead of waking at sunset, did not wake till two hours
afterwards; and Mesty did not call him, because he was in no hurry
himself to go on board "and boil de kettle for de young gentlemen."

When Jack woke up, he was astonished to find that he had slept so
long; he went on deck; it was dark and still calm, but he could easily
perceive that the Harpy and corvette were still hove-to, repairing
damages.  He ordered the men to lower down the small boat, and leaving
Mesty in charge, with two oars he pulled to the Harpy. What with
wounded men, with prisoners, and boats going and coming between the
vessels, everyone on board the Harpy were well employed; and in the
dark, Jack's little boat came alongside without notice.  This should
not have been the case, but it was, and there was some excuse for it.
Jack ascended the side, and pushed his way through the prisoners, who
were being mustered to be victualled.  He was wrapped up in one of the
gregos, and many of the prisoners wore the same.

Jack was amused at not being recognised; he slipped down the main
ladder, and had to stoop under the hammocks of the wounded men, and
was about to go aft to the captain's cabin to report himself, when he
heard young Gossett crying out, and the sound of the rope. "Hang me,
if that brute Vigors ain't thrashing young Gossett," thought Jack.  "I
dare say the poor fellow has had plenty of it since I have been away;
I'll save him this time, at least." Jack, wrapped up in his grego,
went to the window of the berth, looked in, and found it was as he
expected. He cried out in an angry voice, Mr Vigors, I'll thank you to
leave Gossett alone.  At the sound of the voice, Vigors turned round
with his colt in his hand, saw Jack's face at the window, and,
impressed with the idea that the re-appearance was supernatural,
uttered a wail and fell down in a fit--little Gossett also, trembling
in every limb, stared with his mouth open. Jack was satisfied, and
immediately disappeared.  He then went aft to the cabin, pushed by the
servant, who was giving some orders from the captain to the officer on
deck, and entering the cabin, where the captain was seated with two
Spanish officers, took off his hat and said,--

"Come on board, Captain Wilson."

Captain Wilson did not fall down in a fit, but he jumped up, and upset
the glass before him. "Merciful God, Mr Easy, where did you come
from?"

"From that ship astern, sir," replied Jack. "That ship astern! what is
she?--where have you been so long?"

"It's a long story, sir," replied Jack. Captain Wilson extended
his hand and shook Jack's heartily. "At all events, I'm delighted to
see you, boy: now sit down and tell me your story in a few words; we
will have it in detail by-and-bye."

"If you please, sir," said Jack, "we captured that ship with the
cutter the night after we went away--I'm not a first-rate navigator,
and I was blown to the Zaffarine Islands, where I remained two months
for want of hands: as soon as I procured them I made sail again--I
have lost three men by sharks, and I have two wounded in to-day's
fight--the ship mounts twelve guns, is half laden with lead and cotton
prints, has fourteen thousand dollars in the cabin, and three
shot-holes right through her--and the sooner you send some people on
board of her the better."

This was not very intelligible, but that there were fourteen thousand
dollars and that she required hands sent on board, was very
satisfactorily explained. Captain Wilson rang the bell, sent for Mr
Asper, who started back at the sight of our hero--desired him to order
Mr Jolliffe to go on board with one of the cutters, send the wounded
men on board, and take charge of the vessel, and then told Jack to
accompany Mr Jolliffe, and to give him every information: telling him
that he would hear his story to-morrow, when they were not so very
busy.




CHAPTER XVII

In which our hero finds out that Trigonometry is not only necessary to
Navigation, but may be required in settling affairs of honour.


As Captain Wilson truly said, he was too busy even to hear Jack's
story that night, for they were anxious to have both vessels ready to
make sail as soon as a breeze should spring up, for the Spaniards had
vessels of war at Carthagena, which was not ten miles off, and had
known the result of the action: it was therefore necessary to change
their position as soon as possible.  Mr Sawbridge was on board the
prize, which was a corvette mounting two guns more than the Harpy, and
called the Cacafuogo.

She had escaped from Cadiz, run through the straits in the night, and
was three miles from Carthagena when she was captured, which she
certainly never would have been, but for Jack's fortunately blundering
against the cape with his armed vessel, so that Captain Wilson and Mr
Sawbridge (both of whom were promoted, the first to the rank of
post-captain, the second to that of commander) may be said to be
indebted to Jack for their good fortune.  The Harpy had lost nineteen
men, killed and wounded, and the Spanish corvette forty-seven.
Altogether, it was a very creditable affair.

At two o'clock in the morning, the vessels were ready, everything had
been done that could be done in so short a time, and they stood under
easy sail during the night for Gibraltar, the Nostra Signora del
Carmen, under the charge of Jolliffe, keeping company. Jolliffe had
the advantage over his shipmates, of first hearing Jack's adventures,
with which he was much astonished as well as amused--even Captain
Wilson was not more happy to see Jack than was the worthy master's
mate. About nine o'clock the Harpy hove-to, and sent a boat on board
for our hero and the men who had been so long with him in the prize,
and then hoisted out the pinnace to fetch on board the dollars, which
were of more importance. Jack, as he bade adieu to Jolliffe, took out
of his pocket, and presented him with the articles of war, which, as
they had been so useful to him, he thought Jolliffe could not do
without, and then went down the side: The men were already in the
boat, casting imploring looks upon Jack, to raise feelings of
compassion, and Mesty took his seat by our hero in a very sulky
humour, probably because he did not like the idea of having again "to
boil de kettle for de young gentlemen." Even Jack felt a little
melancholy at resigning his command, and he looked back at the green
petticoat, which blew out gracefully from the mast, for Jolliffe had
determined that he would not haul down the colours under which Jack
had fought so gallant an action.

Jack's narration, as may be imagined, occupied a large part of the
forenoon; and although Jack did not attempt to deny that he had seen
the recall signal of Mr Sawbridge, yet, as his account went on, the
captain became so interested, that at the end of it he quite forgot to
point out to Jack the impropriety of not obeying orders.  He gave Jack
great credit for his conduct, and was also much pleased with that of
Mesty.  Jack took the opportunity of stating Mesty's aversion to his
present employment, and his recommendation was graciously received.
Jack also succeeded in obtaining the pardon of the men, in
consideration of their subsequent good behaviour; but notwithstanding
this promise on the part of Captain Wilson, they were ordered to be
put in irons for the present.  However, Jack told Mesty, and Mesty
told the men, that they would be released with a reprimand when they
arrived at Gibraltar, so that all the men cared for was a fair wind.

Captain Wilson informed Jack, that after his joining the Admiral he
had been sent to Malta with the prizes, and that, supposing the cutter
to have been sunk, he had written to his father, acquainting him with
his son's death, at which our hero was much grieved, for he knew what
sorrow it would occasion, particularly to his poor mother. "But,"
thought Jack, "if she is unhappy for three months, she will be
overjoyed for three more when she hears that I am alive, so it will be
all square at the end of the six; and as soon as I arrive at Gibraltar
I will write, and as the wind is fair, that will be to-morrow or next
day."

After a long conversation Jack was graciously dismissed, Captain
Wilson being satisfied from what he had heard that Jack would turn out
a very good officer, and had already forgotten all about equality and
the rights of man; but there Captain Wilson was mistaken tares sown in
infancy are not so soon rooted out.

Jack went on deck as soon as the captain had dismissed him, and found
the captain and officers of the Spanish corvette standing aft, looking
very seriously at the Nostra Signora del Carmen.  When they saw our
hero, whom Captain Wilson had told them was the young officer who had
barred their entrance into Carthagena, they turned their eyes upon
him, not quite so graciously as they might have done.

Jack, with his usual politeness, took off his hat to the Spanish
captain, and, glad to have an opportunity of sporting his Spanish,
expressed the usual wish, that he might live a thousand years. The
Spanish captain, who had reason to wish that Jack had gone to the
devil at least twenty-four hours before, was equally complimentary,
and then begged to be informed what the colours were that Jack had
hoisted during the action.  Jack replied that they were colours to
which every Spanish gentleman considered it no disgrace to surrender,
although always ready to engage, and frequently attempting to board.
Upon which the Spanish captain was very much puzzled. Captain Wilson,
who understood a little Spanish, then interrupted by observing--

"By-the-bye, Mr Easy, what colours did you hoist up?  We could not
make them out. I see Mr Jolliffe still keeps them up at the peak."

"Yes, sir," replied Jack, rather puzzled what to call them, but at
last he replied, "that it was the banner of equality and the rights of
man."

Captain Wilson frowned, and Jack, perceiving that he was displeased,
then told him the whole story, whereupon Captain Wilson laughed, and
Jack then also explained, in Spanish, to the officers of the corvette,
who replied, "that it was not the first time, and would not be the
last, that men had got into a scrape through a petticoat."

The Spanish captain complimented Jack on his Spanish, which was really
very good (for in two months, with nothing else in the world to do, he
had made great progress), and asked him where he had learnt it.

Jack replied, "At the Zaffarine Islands."

"Zaffarine Isles," replied the Spanish captain; "they are not
inhabited."

"Plenty of ground-sharks," replied Jack. The Spanish captain thought
our hero a very strange fellow, to fight under a green silk petticoat,
and to take lessons in Spanish from the ground-sharks.  However, being
quite as polite as Jack, he did not contradict him, but took a huge
pinch of snuff, wishing from the bottom of his heart that the
ground-sharks had taken Jack before he had hoisted that confounded
green petticoat.

However, Jack was in high favour with the captain, and all the ship's
company, with the exception of his four enemies--the master, Vigors,
the boatswain, and the purser's steward.  As for Mr Vigors, he had
come to his senses again, and had put his colt in his chest until Jack
should take another cruise.  Little Gossett, at any insulting remark
made by Vigors, pointed to the window of the berth and grinned; and
the very recollection made Vigors turn pale, and awed him into
silence.

In two days they arrived at Gibraltar--Mr Sawbridge rejoined the
ship--so did Mr Jolliffe--they remained there a fortnight, during
which Jack was permitted to be continually on shore--Mr Asper
accompanied him, and Jack drew a heavy bill to prove to his father
that he was still alive.  Mr Sawbridge made our hero relate to him
all his adventures, and was so pleased with the conduct of Mesty that
he appointed him to a situation which was particularly suited to him,
--that of ship's corporal.  Mr Sawbridge knew that it was an office of
trust, and provided that he could find a man fit for it, he was very
indifferent about his colour.  Mesty walked and strutted about at
least three inches taller than he was before.  He was always clean,
did his duty conscientiously, and seldom used his cane.

"I think, Mr Easy," said the first lieutenant, "that as you are so
particularly fond of taking a cruise,"--for Jack had told the whole
truth,--"it might be as well that you improve your navigation."

"I do think myself, sir," replied Jack, with great modesty, "that I am
not yet quite perfect."

"Well, then, Mr Jolliffe will teach you; he is the most competent in
this ship: the sooner you ask him the better, and if you learn it as
fast as you have Spanish, it will not give you much trouble."

Jack thought the advice good; the next day he was very busy with his
friend Jolliffe, and made the important discovery that two parallel
lines continued to infinity would never meet.

It must not be supposed that Captain Wilson and Mr Sawbridge received
their promotion instanter.  Promotion is always attended with delay,
as there is a certain routine in the service which must not be
departed from.  Captain Wilson had orders to return to Malta after his
cruise.  He therefore carried his own despatches away from England--
from Malta the despatches had to be forwarded to Toulon to the
Admiral, and then the Admiral had to send to England to the Admiralty,
whose reply had to come out again.  All this, with the delays arising
from vessels not sailing immediately, occupied an interval of between
five and six months--during which time there was no alteration in the
officers and crew of his Majesty's sloop Harpy.

There had, however, been one alteration; the gunner, Mr Linus, who had
charge of the first cutter in the night action in which our hero was
separated from his ship, carelessly loading his musket, had found
himself minus his right hand, which, upon the musket going off as he
rammed down, had gone off too.  He was invalided and sent home during
Jack's absence, and another had been appointed, whose name was
Tallboys.  Mr Tallboys was a stout dumpy man, with red face, and still
redder hands; he had red hair and red whiskers, and he had read a
great deal--for Mr Tallboys considered that the gunner was the most
important personage in the ship.  He had once been a captain's clerk,
and having distinguished himself very much in cutting-out service, had
applied for and received his warrant as a gunner.  He had studied the
"Art of Gunnery," a part of which he understood, but the remainder was
above his comprehension: he continued, however, to read it as before,
thinking that by constant reading he should understand it at last.  He
had gone through the work from the title-page to the finis at least
forty times, and had just commenced it over again. He never came on
deck without the gunner's vade mecum in his pocket, with his hand
always upon it to refer to it in a moment.

But Mr Tallboys had, as we observed before, a great idea of the
importance of a gunner, and, among other qualifications, he considered
it absolutely necessary that he should be a navigator.  He had at
least ten instances to bring forward of bloody actions, in which the
captain and all the commissioned officers had been killed or wounded
and the command of the ship had devolved upon the gunner.

"Now, sir," would he say, "if the gunner is no navigator, he is not
fit to take charge of his Majesty's ships.  The boatswain and
carpenter are merely practical men; but the gunner, sir, is, or ought
to be, scientific. Gunnery, sir, is a science--we have our own
disparts and our lines of sight--our windage, and our parabolas, and
projectile forces--and our point blank, and our reduction of powder
upon a graduated scale.  Now, sir, there's no excuse for a gunner not
being a navigator; for knowing his duty as a gunner, he has the same
mathematical tools to work with." Upon this principle, Mr Tallboys had
added John Hamilton Moore to his library, and had advanced about as
far into navigation as he had in gunnery, that is, to the threshold,
where he stuck fast, with all his mathematical tools, which he did not
know how to use.  To do him justice, he studied for two or three hours
every day, and it was not his fault if he did not advance--but his
head was confused with technical terms; he mixed all up together, and
disparts, sines and cosines, parabolas, tangents, windage, seconds,
lines of sight, logarithms, projectiles, and traverse sailing,
quadrature, and Gunter's scales, were all crowded together, in a brain
which had not capacity to receive the rule of three.  "Too much
learning," said Festus to the apostle, "hath made thee mad." Mr
Tallboys had not wit enough to go mad, but his learning lay like lead
upon his brain: the more he read, the less he understood, at the same
time that he became more satisfied with his supposed acquirements, and
could not speak but in "mathematical parables". "I understand, Mr
Easy," said the gunner to him one day, after they had sailed for
Malta, "that you have entered into the science of navigation--at your
age it was high time."

"Yes," replied Jack, "I can raise a perpendicular, at all events, and
box the compass."

"Yes, but you have not yet arrived at the dispart of the compass."

"Not come to that yet," replied Jack.

"Are you aware that a ship sailing describes a parabola round the
globe?"

"Not come to that yet," replied Jack.

"And that any propelled body striking against another flies off at a
tangent?"

"Very likely," replied Jack; "that is a 'sine' that he don't like it."

"You have not yet entered into 'acute' trigonometry?"

"Not come to that yet," replied Jack.

"That will require very sharp attention."

"I should think so," replied Jack.

"You will then find out how your parallels of longitude and latitude
meet."

"Two parallel lines, if continued to infinity will never meet,"
replied Jack.

"I beg your pardon," said the gunner.

"I beg yours," said Jack.

Whereupon Mr Tallboys brought up a small map of the world, and showed
Jack that all the parallels of latitude met at a point at the top and
the bottom.

"Parallel lines never meet," replied Jack, producing Hamilton Moore.
Whereupon Jack and the gunner argued the point, until it was agreed to
refer the case to Mr Jolliffe, who asserted, with a smile, "That those
lines were parallels, and not parallels."

As both were right, both were satisfied. It was fortunate that Jack
would argue in this instance: had he believed all the confused
assertions of the gunner, he would have been as puzzled as the gunner
himself.  They never met without an argument and a reference, and as
Jack was put right in the end, he only learnt the faster.  By the time
that he did know something about navigation, he discovered that his
antagonist knew nothing.  Before they arrived at Malta, Jack could
fudge a day's work.

But at Malta Jack got into another scrape.  Although Mr Smallsole
could not injure him, he was still Jack's enemy; the more so as Jack
had become very popular: Vigors also submitted, planning revenge; but
the parties in this instance were the boatswain and purser's steward.
Jack still continued his forecastle conversations with Mesty: and the
boatswain and purser's steward, probably from their respective
ill-will towards our hero, had become great allies.  Mr Easthupp now
put on his best jacket to walk the dog-watches with Mr Biggs, and they
took every opportunity to talk at our hero.

"It's my peculiar hopinion," said Mr Easthupp, one evening, pulling at
the frill of his shirt, "that a gentleman should behave as a
gentleman, and that if a gentleman professes opinions of inequality
and such liberal sentiments, that he is bound as a gentleman to hact
up to them."

"Very true, Mr Easthupp; he is bound to act up to them; and not
because a person, who was a gentleman as well as himself, happens not
to be on the quarter-deck, to insult him because he only has perfessed
opinions like his own."

Hereupon Mr Biggs struck his rattan against the funnel, and looked at
our hero.

"Yes," continued the purser's steward, "I should like to see the
fellow who would have done so on shore; however, the time will come
when I can hagain pull on my plain coat, and then the insult shall be
vashed out in blood, Mr Biggs."

"And I'll be cursed if I don't some day teach a lesson to the
blackguard who stole my trousers."

"Vas hall your money right, Mr Biggs?" inquired the purser's steward.

"I didn't count," replied the boatswain magnificently. "No--gentlemen
are habove that," replied Easthupp; "but there are many light-fingered
gentry about.  The quantity of vatches and harticles of value vich
were lost ven I valked Bond Street in former times is incredible."

"I can say this, at all events," replied the boatswain, "that I should
be always ready to give satisfaction to any person beneath me in rank,
after I had insulted him. I don't stand upon my rank, although I don't
talk about equality, damme--no, nor consort with niggers."

All this was too plain for our hero not to understand, so Jack walked
up to the boatswain, and taking his hat off, with the utmost
politeness, said to him--

"If I mistake not, Mr Biggs, your conversation refers to me."

"Very likely it does," replied the boatswain.  "Listeners hear no good
of themselves."

"It appears that gentlemen can't converse without being vatched,"
continued Mr Easthupp, pulling up his shirt collar.

"It is not the first time that you have thought proper to make very
offensive remarks, Mr Biggs; and as you appear to consider yourself
ill-treated in the affair of the trousers--for I tell you at once that
it was I who brought them on board--I can only say," continued our
hero, with a very polite bow, "that I shall be most happy to give you
satisfaction."

"I am your superior officer, Mr Easy," replied the boatswain. "Yes, by
the rules of the service; but you just now asserted that you would
waive your rank--indeed, I dispute it on this occasion; I am on the
quarter-deck, and you are not."

"This is the gentleman whom you have insulted, Mr Easy," replied the
boatswain, pointing to the purser's steward.

"Yes, Mr Heasy, quite as good a gentleman as yourself although I av ad
misfortunes--I ham of as old a family as hany in the country," replied
Mr Easthupp, now backed by the boatswain; "many the year did I valk
Bond Street, and I ave as good blood in my weins as you, Mr Heasy,
halthough I have been misfortunate--I've had Admirals in my family."

"You have grossly insulted this gentleman," said Mr Biggs, in
continuation; "and notwithstanding all your talk of equality, you are
afraid to give him satisfaction--you shelter yourself under your
quarter-deck."

"Mr Biggs," replied our hero, who was now very wroth, "I shall go on
shore directly we arrive at Malta.  Let you and this fellow put on
plain clothes, and I will meet you both--and then I'll show you
whether I am afraid to give satisfaction."

"One at a time," said the boatswain. "No, sir, not one at a time, but
both at the same time--I will fight both, or none.  If you are my
superior officer, you must descend," replied Jack, with an ironical
sneer, "to meet me, or I will not descend to meet that fellow, whom I
believe to have been little better than a pickpocket."

This accidental hit of Jack's made the purser's steward turn pale as a
sheet, and then equally red.  He raved and foamed amazingly, although
he could not meet Jack's indignant look, who then turned round again.

"Now, Mr Biggs, is this to be understood, or do you shelter yourself
under your forecastle?"

"I'm no dodger," replied the boatswain, "and we will settle the affair
at Malta." At which reply Jack returned to Mesty.

"Massa Easy, I look at um face, dat fellow Eastop, he no like it. I go
shore wid you, see fair play, anyhow--suppose I can?"

Mr Biggs having declared that he would fight, of course had to look
out for a second, and he fixed upon Mr Tallboys, the gunner, and
requested him to be his friend.  Mr Tallboys, who had been latterly
very much annoyed by Jack's victories over him in the science of
navigation, and therefore felt ill-will towards him, consented; but he
was very much puzzled how to arrange that three were to fight at the
same time, for he had no idea of there being two duels; so he went to
his cabin and commenced reading.  Jack, on the other hand, dared not
say a word to Jolliffe on the subject; indeed there was no one in the
ship to whom he could confide but Gascoigne: he therefore went to him,
and although Gascoigne thought it was excessively 'infra dig' of Jack
to meet even the boatswain, as the challenge had been given there was
no retracting: he therefore consented, like all midshipmen,
anticipating fun, and quite thoughtless of the consequences.

The second day after they had been anchored in Valette Harbour, the
boatswain and gunner, Jack and Gascoigne, obtained permission to go on
shore.  Mr Easthupp, the purser's steward, dressed in his best blue
coat, with brass buttons and velvet collar, the very one in which he
had been taken up when he had been vowing and protesting that he was a
gentleman, at the very time that his hand was abstracting a
pocket-book, went up on the quarter-deck, and requested the same
indulgence, but Mr Sawbridge refused, as he required him to return
staves and hoops at the cooperage.  Mesty also, much to his
mortification, was not to be spared. This was awkward, but it was got
over by proposing that the meeting should take place behind the
cooperage at a certain hour, on which Mr Easthupp might slip out, and
borrow a portion of the time appropriated to his duty, to heal the
breach in his wounded honour. So the parties all went on shore, and
put up at one of the small inns to make the necessary arrangements.

Mr Tallboys then addressed Mr Gascoigne, taking him apart while the
boatswain amused himself with a glass of grog, and our hero sat
outside teasing a monkey.

"Mr Gascoigne," said the gunner, "I have been very much puzzled how
this duel should be fought, but I have at last found it out.  You see
that there are three parties to fight; had there been two or four
there would have been no difficulty, as the right line or square might
guide us in that instance; but we must arrange it upon the triangle in
this."

Gascoigne stared; he could not imagine what was coming.

"Are you aware, Mr Gascoigne, of the properties of an equilateral
triangle?"

"Yes," replied the midshipman, "that it has three equal sides--but
what the devil has that to do with the duel?"

"Everything, Mr
Gascoigne," replied the gunner; "it has resolved the great difficulty:
indeed, the duel between three can only be fought upon that principle.
You observe," said the gunner, taking a piece of chalk out of his
pocket, and making a triangle on the table, "in this figure we have
three points, each equidistant from each other: and we have three
combatants--so that, placing one at each point, it is all fair play
for the three: Mr Easy, for instance, stands here, the boatswain here,
and the purser's steward at the third corner.  Now, if the distance is
fairly measured, it will be all right."

"But then," replied Gascoigne, delighted at the idea; "how are they to
fire?" "It certainly is not of much consequence," replied the gunner,
"but still, as sailors, it appears to me that they should fire with
the sun; that is, Mr Easy fires at Mr Biggs, Mr Biggs fires at Mr
Easthupp, and Mr Easthupp fires at Mr Easy; so that you perceive that
each party has his shot at one, and at the same time receives the fire
of another."

Gascoigne was in ecstasies at the novelty of the proceeding, the more
so as he perceived that Easy obtained every advantage by the
arrangement.

"Upon my word, Mr Tallboys, I give you great credit; you have a
profound mathematical head, and I am delighted with your arrangement.
Of course, in these affairs, the principals are bound to comply with
the arrangements of the seconds, and I shall insist upon Mr Easy
consenting to your excellent and scientific proposal."

Gascoigne went out, and pulling Jack away from the monkey, told him
what the gunner had proposed, at which Jack laughed heartily.

The gunner also explained it to the boatswain, who did not very well
comprehend, but replied--

"I dare say it's all right--shot for shot, and d--n all favours." The
parties then repaired to the spot with two pairs of ship's pistols,
which Mr Tallboys had smuggled on shore; and, as soon as they were on
the ground, the gunner called Mr Easthupp out of the cooperage. In the
meantime, Gascoigne had been measuring an equilateral triangle of
twelve paces--and marked it out.  Mr Tallboys, on his return with the
purser's steward, went over the ground, and finding that it was "equal
angles subtended by equal sides," declared that it was all right. Easy
took his station, the boatswain was put into his, and Mr Easthupp, who
was quite in a mystery, was led by the gunner to the third position.

"But, Mr Tallboys," said the purser's steward, "I don't understand
this.  Mr Easy will first fight Mr Biggs, will he not?"

"No," replied the gunner, "this is a duel of three.  You will fire at
Mr Easy, Mr Easy will fire at Mr Biggs, and Mr Biggs will fire at you.
It is all arranged, Mr Easthupp."

"But," said Mr Easthupp, "I do not understand it.  Why is Mr Biggs to
fire at me? I have no quarrel with Mr Biggs."

"Because Mr Easy fires at Mr Biggs, and Mr Biggs must have his shot as
well."

"If you have ever been in the company of gentlemen, Mr Easthupp,"
observed Gascoigne, "you must know something about duelling."

"Yes, yes, I've kept the best company, Mr Gascoigne, and I can give a
gentleman satisfaction; but--"

"Then, sir, if that is the case, you must know that your honour is in
the hands of your second, and that no gentleman appeals."

"Yes, yes, I know that, Mr Gascoigne; but still I've no quarrel with
Mr Biggs, and therefore, Mr Biggs, of course you will not aim at me."

"Why you don't think that I am going to be fired at for nothing,"
replied the boatswain; "no, no, I'll have my shot anyhow."

"But at your friend, Mr Biggs?"

"All the same, I shall fire at somebody; shot for shot, and hit the
luckiest."

"Vel, gentlemen, I purtest against these proceedings," replied Mr
Easthupp; "I came here to have satisfaction from Mr Easy, and not to
be fired at by Mr Biggs."

"Don't you have satisfaction when you fire at Mr Easy?" replied the
gunner; "what more would you have?"

"I purtest against Mr Biggs firing at me."

"So you would have a shot without receiving one," cried Gascoigne:
"the fact is that this fellow's a confounded coward, and ought to be
kicked into the cooperage again."

At this affront Mr Easthupp rallied, and accepted the pistol offered
by the gunner.

"You ear those words, Mr Biggs; pretty language to use to a gentleman.
You shall ear from me, sir, as soon as the ship is paid off. I purtest
no longer, Mr Tallboys; death before dishonour.  I'm a gentleman,
damme!"

At all events, the swell was not a very courageous gentleman, for he
trembled most exceedingly as he pointed his pistol.

The gunner gave the word, as if he were exercising the great guns on
board ship.

"Cock your locks!"--"Take good aim at the object!"--"Fire!"--"Stop
your vents!" The only one of the combatants who appeared to comply
with the latter supplementary order was Mr Easthupp, who clapped his
hand to his trousers behind, gave a loud yell, and then dropped down;
the bullet having passed clean through his seat of honour, from his
having presented his broadside as a target to the boatswain as he
faced towards our hero.  Jack's shot had also taken effect, having
passed through both the boatswain's cheeks, without further mischief
than extracting two of his best upper double teeth, and forcing
through the hole of the further cheek the boatswain's own quid of
tobacco.  As for Mr Easthupp's ball, as he was very unsettled, and
shut his eyes before he fired, it had gone the Lord knows where.

The purser's steward lay on the ground and screamed--the boatswain
spit his double teeth and two or three mouthfuls of blood out, and
then threw down his pistols in a rage.

"A pretty business, by God," sputtered he; "he's put my pipe out. How
the devil am I to pipe to dinner when I'm ordered, all my wind
escaping through the cheeks?"

In the meantime, the others had gone to the assistance of the purser's
steward, who continued his vociferations.  They examined him, and
considered a wound in that part not to be dangerous.

"Hold your confounded bawling," cried the gunner, "or you'll have the
guard down here: you're not hurt."

"Han't hi?" roared the steward: "Oh, let me die, let me die; don't
move me!"

"Nonsense," cried the gunner, "you must get up and walk down to the
boat; if you don't we'll leave you--hold your tongue, confound you.
You won't? then I'll give you something to halloo for."

Whereupon Mr Tallboys commenced cuffing the poor wretch right and
left, who received so many swinging boxes of the ear that he was soon
reduced to merely pitiful plaints of "Oh dear!--such inhumanity--I
purtest--oh dear! must I get up? I can't, indeed."

"I do not think he can move, Mr Tallboys," said Gascoigne; "I should
think the best plan would be to call up two of the men from the
cooperage, and let them take him at once to the hospital."

The gunner went down to the cooperage to call the men.  Mr Biggs, who
had bound up his face as if he had a toothache, for the bleeding had
been very slight, came up to the purser's steward.

"What the hell are you making such a howling about?  Look at me, with
two shot-holes through my figure head, while you have only got one in
your stem: I wish I could change with you, by heavens, for I could use
my whistle then--now if I attempt to pipe, there will be such a
wasteful expenditure of his Majesty's stores of wind, that I never
shall get out a note.  A wicked shot of yours, Mr Easy."

"I really am very sorry," replied Jack, with a polite bow, "and I beg
to offer my best apology."

During this conversation, the purser's steward felt very faint, and
thought he was going to die.

"Oh dear! oh dear! what a fool I was; I never was a gentleman--only a
swell: I shall die; I never will pick a pocket again--never--never--
God forgive me!"

"Why, confound the fellow," cried Gascoigne, "so you were a
pickpocket, were you?"

"I never will again," replied the fellow in a faint voice. "Hi'll
hamend and lead a good life--a drop of water--oh! lagged at last!"

Then the poor wretch fainted away: and Mr Tallboys coming up with the
men, he was taken on their shoulders and walked off to the hospital,
attended by the gunner and also the boatswain, who thought he might as
well have a little medical advice before he went on board.

"Well, Easy," said Gascoigne, collecting the pistols and tying them up
in his handkerchief, "I'll be shot but we're in a pretty scrape;
there's no hushing this up.  I'll be hanged if I care, it's the best
piece of fun I ever met with." And at the remembrance of it Gascoigne
laughed till the tears ran down his cheeks.  Jack's mirth was not
quite so excessive, as he was afraid that the purser's steward was
severely hurt, and expressed his fears.

"At all events, you did not hit him," replied Gascoigne: "all you have
to answer for is the boatswain's mug,--I think you've stopped his jaw
for the future."

"I'm afraid that our leave will be stopped for the future," replied
Jack.

"That we may take our oaths of," replied Gascoigne.

"Then look you, Ned," said Easy; "I've lots of dollars--we may as well
be hanged for a sheep as a lamb, as the saying is, I vote that we do
not go on board."

"Sawbridge will send and fetch us," replied Ned; "but he must find us
first."

"That won't take long, for the soldiers will soon have our description
and rout us out.  We shall be pinned in a couple of days."

"Confound it, and they say that the ship is to be hove down, and that
we shall be here six weeks at least, cooped up on board in a broiling
sun, and nothing to do but to watch the pilot fish playing round the
rudder and munch bad apricots. I won't go on board.  Look'ye, Jack,"
said Gascoigne, "have you plenty of money?"

"I have twenty doubloons, besides dollars," replied Jack.

"Well, then, we will pretend to be so much alarmed at the result of
this duel that we dare not show ourselves lest we should be hung. I
will write a note and send it to Jolliffe, to say that we have hid
ourselves until the affair is blown over, and beg him to intercede
with the captain and first lieutenant. I will tell him all the
particulars, and refer to the gunner for the truth of it; and then I
know that, although we should be punished, they will only laugh.  But
I will pretend that Easthupp is killed, and we are frightened out of
our lives.  That will be it, and then let's get on board one of the
speronares which come with fruit from Sicily, sail in the night for
Palermo, and then we'll have a cruise for a fortnight, and when the
money is all gone we'll come back."

"That's a capital idea, Ned, and the sooner we do it the better.  I
will write to the captain, begging him to get me off from being hung,
and telling him where we have fled to, and that letter shall be given
after we have sailed."

They were two very nice lads--our hero and Gascoigne.




CHAPTER XVIII

In which our hero sets off on another cruise, in which he is not blown
off shore.


Gascoigne and our hero were neither of them in uniform, and they
hastened to Nix Mangare stairs, where they soon picked up the padrone
of a speronare.  They went with him into a wine shop, and with the
assistance of a little English from a Maltese boy, whose shirt hung
out of his trousers, they made a bargain, by which it was agreed that,
for the consideration of two doubloons, he would sail that evening and
land them at Gergentif or some other town in Sicily, providing them
with something to eat and gregos to sleep upon.  Our two midshipmen
then went back to the tavern from which they had set off to fight the
duel, and ordering a good dinner to be served in a back room, they
amused themselves with killing flies, as they talked over the events
of the day and waited for their dinner.

As Mr Tallboys did not himself think proper to go on board till the
evening, and Mr Biggs also wished it to be dark before he went up the
ship's side, the events of the duel did not transpire till the next
morning.  Even then it was not known from the boatswain or gunner, but
by a hospital mate coming on board to inform the surgeon that there
was one of their men wounded under their charge, but that he was doing
very well.

Mr Biggs had ascended the side with his face bound up. "Confound that
Jack Easy," said he, "I have only been on leave twice since I sailed
from Portsmouth.  Once I was obliged to come up the side without my
trousers, and show my bare stem to the whole ship's company, and now I
am coming up, and dare not show my figure head." He reported himself
to the officer of the watch, and hastening to his cabin went to bed
and lay the whole night awake from pain, thinking what excuse he could
possibly make for not coming on deck next morning to his duty.

He was, however, saved this trouble, for Mr Jolliffe brought the
letter of Gascoigne up to Mr Sawbridge, and the captain had received
that of our hero.

Captain Wilson came on board and found that Mr Sawbridge could
communicate all the particulars of which he had not been acquainted by
Jack; and after they had read over Gascoigne's letter in the cabin,
and interrogated Mr Tallboys, who was sent down under an arrest, they
gave free vent to their mirth.

"Upon my soul, there's no end to Mr Easy's adventures," said the
captain.  "I could laugh at the duel, for after all it is nothing--and
he would have been let off with a severe reprimand.  But the foolish
boys have set off in a speronare to Sicily, and how the devil are we
to get them back again?"

"They'll come back, sir," replied Sawbridge, "when all their money's
gone." "Yes, if they do not get into any more scrapes.  That young
scamp Gascoigne is as bad as Easy, and now they are together there's
no saying what may happen. I dine at the Governor's to-day; how he
will laugh when I tell him of this new way of fighting a duel!"

"Yes, sir, it is just the thing that will tickle old Tom." "We must
find out if they have got off the island, Sawbridge, which may not be
the case."

But it was the case. Jack and Gascoigne had eaten a ye good dinner,
sent for the monkey to amuse them till it was dark, and there had
waited till the padrone came to them.

"What shall we do with the pistols, Easy?" "Take them with us, and
load them before we go--we may want them.  Who knows but there may be
a mutiny on board of the speronare? I wish we had Mesty with us."

They loaded the pistols, took a pair each and put them in their
waists, concealed under their clothes, divided the ammunition between
them, and soon afterwards the padrone came to tell them all was ready.

Whereupon Messrs Gascoigne and Easy paid there bill and rose to
depart, but the padrone informed them that he should like to see the
colour of their money before they went on board. Jack, very indignant
at the insinuation that he had not sufficient cash, pulled out a
handful of doubloons, and tossing two to the padrone, and asked him if
he was satisfied.

The padrone untied his sash, put in the money, and with many thanks
and protestations of service, begged our young gentlemen to accompany
him; they did so, and in a few minutes were clear of  Nix Mangare
stairs, and, passing close to his Majesty's ship Harpy, were soon out
of the harbour of Valette.

Of all the varieties of vessels which float upon the wave, there is
not, perhaps, one that bounds over the water so gracefully or so
lightly as a speronare, or any one so picturesque and beautiful to the
eye of those who watch its progress.

The night was clear, and the stars shone out brilliantly as the light
craft skimmed over the water, and a fragment of a desert and waning
moon threw its soft beams upon the snow-white sail. The vessel, which
had no deck, was full of baskets, which had contained grapes and
various fruits brought from the ancient granary, of Rome, still as
fertile and as luxuriant as ever.  The crew consisted of the padrone,
two men and a boy; the three latter, with their gregos, or night
great-coats with hoods, sitting forward before the sail, with their
eyes fixed on the land as they flew past point after point, thinking
perhaps of their wives, or perhaps of their sweethearts, or perhaps
not thinking at all.

The padrone remained aft at the helm, offering every politeness to our
two young gentlemen, who only wished to be left alone.  At last they
requested the padrone to give them gregos to lie down upon, as they
wished to go to sleep.  He called the boy to take the helm, procured
them all they required, and then went forward.  And our two midshipmen
laid down looking at the stars above them for some minutes, without
exchanging a word.  At last Jack commenced--

"I have been thinking, Gascoigne, that this is very delightful. My
heart bounds with the vessel, and it almost appears to me as if the
vessel herself was rejoicing in her liberty.  Here she is capering
over the waves instead of being tied by the nose with a cable and
anchor."

"That's a touch of the sentimental, Jack," replied Gascoigne; "but she
is no more free than she was when at anchor, for she now is forced to
act in obedience to her steersman and go just where he pleases.  You
may just as well say that a horse, if taken out of the stable, is
free, with the curb, and his rider on his back."

"That's a touch of the rational, Ned, which destroys the illusion.
Never mind, we are free, at all events.  What machines we are on board
of a man-of-war! we walk, talk, eat, drink, sleep, and get up, just
like clock-work; we are wound up to go the twenty-four hours, and then
wound up again; just like old Smallsole does the chronometers."

"Very true, Jack; but it does not appear to me, that hitherto you have
kept very good time; you require a little more regulating," said
Gascoigne.

"How can you expect any piece of machinery to go well, so damnably
knocked about as a midshipman is?" replied our hero.

"Very true, Jack; but sometimes you don't keep any time, for you don't
keep any watch.  Mr Asper don't wind you up.  You don't go at all."

"No; because he allows me to go down; but still I do go, Ned."

"Yes, to your hammock--it's no go with old Smallsole, if I want a bit
of caulk.  But, Jack, what do you say--shall we keep watch to-night?"

"Why, to tell you the truth, I have been thinking the same thing--I
don't much like the looks of the padrone--he squints."

"That's no proof of anything, Jack, except that his eyes are not
straight: but if you do not like the look of him, I can tell you that
he very much liked the look of your doubloons--I saw him start, and
his eyes twinkled, and I thought at the time it was a pity you had not
paid him in dollars."

"It was very foolish in me, but at all events he has not seen all. He
saw quite enough, Ned."

"Very true, but you should have let him see the pistols, and not have
let him see the doubloons."

"Well, if he wishes to take what he has seen, he shall receive what he
has not seen--why, there are only four of them."

"Oh, I have no fear of them, only it may be as well to sleep with one
eye open."

"When shall we make the land?"

"To-morrow evening with this wind, and it appears to be steady.
Suppose we keep watch and watch, and have our pistols out ready, with
the great-coats just turned over them, to keep them out of sight?"

"Agreed--it's about twelve o'clock now--who shall keep the middle
watch?"

"I will, Jack, if you like it."

"Well, then, mind you kick me hard, for I sleep devilish sound.
Good-night, and keep a sharp look-out."

Jack was fast asleep in less than ten minutes; and Gascoigne, with his
pistols lying by him all ready for each hand, sat up at the bottom of
the boat.

There certainly is a peculiar providence in favour of midshipmen
compared with the rest of mankind; they have more lives than a cat--
always in the greatest danger, but always escaping from it.

The padrone of the vessel had been captivated with the doubloons which
Jack had so foolishly exposed to his view, and he had, moreover,
resolved to obtain them.  At the very time that our two lads were
conversing aft, the padrone was talking the matter over with his two
men forward, and it was agreed that they should murder, rifle, and
then throw them overboard.

About two o'clock in the morning, the padrone came aft to see if they
were asleep, but found Gascoigne watching.  He returned aft again and
again, but found the young man still sitting up.  Tired of waiting,
anxious to possess the money, and not supposing that the lads were
armed, he went once more forward and spoke to the men. Gascoigne had
watched his motions; he thought it singular that, with three men in
the vessel, the helm should be confided to the boy--and at last he saw
them draw their knives.  He pushed our hero, who woke immediately.
Gascoigne put his hand over Jack's mouth, that he might not speak, and
then whispered his suspicions. Jack seized his pistols--they both
cocked them without noise, and then waited in silence, Jack still
lying down, while Gascoigne continued to sit up at the bottom of the
boat.

At last Gascoigne saw the three men coming aft--he dropped one of his
pistols for a second to give Jack a squeeze of the hand, which was
returned, and as Gascoigne watched them making their way through the
piles of empty baskets he leaned back as if he was slumbering. The
padrone, followed by the two men, was at last aft,--they paused a
moment before they stepped over the strengthening plank, which ran
from side to side of the boat between them and the midshipmen, and as
neither of them stirred, they imagined that both were asleep--advanced
and raised their knives, when Gascoigne and Jack, almost at the same
moment, each discharged their pistols into the breast of the padrone
and one of the men, who was with him in advance, who both fell with
the send aft of the boat, so as to encumber the midshipmen with the
weight of their bodies.  The third man started back.  Jack, who could
not rise, from the padrone lying across his legs, took a steady aim
with his second pistol, and the third man fell. The boy at the helm,
who, it appeared, either was aware of what was to be done, or seeing
the men advance with their knives, had acted upon what he saw, also
drew his knife and struck at Gascoigne from behind; the knife
fortunately, after slightly wounding Gascoigne on the shoulder, had
shut on the boy's hand--Gascoigne sprang up with his other pistol--the
boy started back at the sight of it, lost his balance, and fell
overboard.

Our two midshipmen took a few seconds to breathe. "I say, Jack," said
Gascoigne at last, "did you ever--"

"No, I never--" replied Jack.

"What's to be done now?"

"Why, as we've got possession, Ned, we had better put a man at the
helm-for the speronare is having it all her own way."

"Very true," replied Gascoigne, "and as I can steer better than you, I
suppose it must be me."

Gascoigne went to the helm, brought the boat up to the wind, and then
they resumed their conversation.

"That rascal of a boy gave me a devil of a lick on the shoulder; I
don't know whether he has hurt me--at all events it's my left
shoulder, so I can steer just as well.  I wonder whether the fellows
are dead."

"The padrone is, at all events," replied Jack.  "It was as much as I
could do to get my legs from under him--but we'll wait till daylight
before we see to that--in the meantime, I'll load the pistols again."

"The day is breaking now--it will be light in half an hour or less.
What a devil of a spree, Jack!"

"Yes, but how can one help it?  We ran away because two men are
wounded--and now we are obliged to kill four in self-defence."

"Yes, but that is not the end of it; when we get to Sicily what are we
to do? we shall be imprisoned by the authorities--perhaps hung."

"We'll argue that point with them," replied Jack.

"We had better argue the point between ourselves, Jack, and see what
will be the best plan to get out of our scrape."

"I think that we just have got out of it--never fear but we'll get out
of the next.  Do you know, Gascoigne, it appears to me very odd, but I
can do nothing but there's a bobbery at the bottom of it."

"You certainly have a great talent that way, Jack.  Don't I hear one
of those poor fellows groan?"

"I should think that not impossible."

"What shall we do with them?"

"We will argue that point, Ned--we must either keep their bodies, or
we must throw them overboard.  Either tell the whole story, or say
nothing about it."

"That's very evident; in short, we must do something, for your
argument goes no further.  But now let us take up one of your
propositions."

"Well, then, suppose we keep the bodies on board, run into a seaport,
go to the authorities, and state all the facts, what then?"

"We shall prove, beyond all doubt, that we have killed three men, if
not four; but we shall not prove that we were obliged so to do, Jack.
And then we are heretics--we shall be put in prison till they are
satisfied of our innocence, which we never can prove, and there we
shall remain until we have written to Malta, and a man-of-war comes to
redeem us, if we are not stabbed or something else in the meantime."

"That will not be a very pleasant cruise," replied Jack.  "Now let's
argue the point on the other side."

"There is some difficulty there--suppose we throw their bodies
overboard, toss the baskets after them, wash the boat clean, and make
for the first port.  We may chance to hit upon the very spot from
which they sailed, and then there will be a pack of wives and
children, and a populace with knives, asking us what has become of the
men of the boat!"

"I don't much like the idea of that," said Jack.

"And if we don't have such bad luck, still we shall be interrogated as
to who we are, and how we were adrift by ourselves."

"There will be a difficulty about that again--we must swear that it is
a party of pleasure, and that we are gentlemen yachting."

"Without a crew or provisions--yachts don't sail with a clean swept
hold, or gentlemen without a spare shirt--we have nothing but two
gallons of water and two pairs of pistols."

"I have it," said Jack--"we are two young gentlemen in our own boat
who went out to Gozo with pistols to shoot sea-mews, were caught in a
gale, and blown down to Sicily--that will excite interest."

"That's the best idea yet, as it will account for our having nothing
in the boat.  Well, then, at all events, we will get rid of the
bodies; but suppose they are not dead--we cannot throw them overboard
alive,--that will be murder."

"Very true," replied Jack, "then we must shoot them first, and toss
them overboard afterwards."

"Upon my soul, Easy, you are an odd fellow: however, go and examine
the men, and we'll decide that point by-and-bye: you had better keep
your pistol ready cocked, for they may be shamming."

"Devil a bit of sham here, anyhow," replied Jack, pulling at the body
of the padrone, "and as for this fellow you shot, you might put your
fist into his chest.  Now for the third," continued Jack, stepping
over the strengthening piece--"he's all among the baskets. I say, my
cock, are you dead?" and Jack enforced his question with a kick in the
ribs.  The man groaned.  "That's unlucky, Gascoigne, but however, I'll
soon settle him," said Jack, pointing his pistol.

"Stop, Jack," cried Gascoigne, "it really will be murder."

"No such thing, Ned; I'll just blow his brains out, and then I'll come
aft and argue the point with you."

"Now do oblige me by coming aft and arguing the point first. Do, Jack,
I beg of you--I entreat you."

"With all my heart," replied Jack, resuming his seat by Gascoigne; "I
assert, that in this instance killing's no murder.  You will observe,
Ned, that by the laws of society, any one who attempts the life of
another has forfeited his own; at the same time, as it is necessary
that the fact should be clearly proved, and justice be duly
administered, the parties are tried, convicted, and then are sentenced
to the punishment."

"I grant all that."

"In this instance the attempt has been clearly proved; we are the
witnesses, and are the judges and jury, and society in general, for
the best of all possible reasons, because there is nobody else.  These
men's lives, being therefore forfeited to society, belong to us; and
it does not follow because they were not all killed in the attempt,
that therefore they are not now to be brought out for punishment.  And
as there is no common hangman here, we, of course, must do this duty
as well as every other.  I have now clearly proved that I am justified
in what I am about to do.  But the argument does not stop there--
self-preservation is the first law of nature, and if we do not get rid
of this man, what is the consequence?--that we shall have to account
for his being wounded, and then, instead of judges, we shall
immediately be placed in the position of culprits, and have to defend
ourselves without witnesses.  We therefore risk our lives from a
misplaced lenity towards a wretch unworthy to live."

"Your last argument is strong, Easy, but I cannot consent to your
doing what may occasion you uneasiness hereafter when you think of
it."

"Pooh! nonsense--I am a philosopher."

"Of what school, Jack?  Oh, I presume you are a disciple of Mesty's. I
do not mean to say that you are wrong, but still hear my proposition.
Let us lower down the sail, and then I can leave the to assist you.
We will clear the vessel of everything except the man who is still
alive.  At all events we may wait a little, and if at last there is no
help for it, I will then agree with you to launch him overboard, even
if he is not quite dead."

"Agreed; even by your own making out, it will be no great sin. He is
half dead already--I only do half the work of tossing him over, so it
will be only quarter murder on my part, and he would have shown no
quarter on his." Here Jack left off arguing and punning, and went
forward and lowered down the sail.  "I've half a mind to take my
doubloons back," said Jack, as they launched over the body of the
padrone, "but he may have them--I wonder whether they'll ever turn up
again."

"Not in our time, Jack," replied Gascoigne. The other body, and all
the basket, lumber, etc, were then tossed over, and the boat was
cleared of all but the man who was not yet dead.

"Now let's examine the fellow, and see if he has any chance of
recovery," said Gascoigne. The man lay on his side; Gascoigne turned
him over and found that he was dead.

"Over with him, quick," said Jack, "before he comes to life again."
The body disappeared under the wave--they again hoisted the sail.
Gascoigne took the helm, and our hero proceeded to draw water and wash
away the stains of blood; he then cleared the boat of vine-leaves and
rubbish, with which it was strewed, swept it clean fore and aft, and
resumed his seat by his comrade.

"There," said Jack, "now we've swept the decks, we may pipe to dinner.
I wonder whether there is anything to eat in the locker."

Jack opened it, and found some bread, garlic, sausages, a bottle of
aquadente, and a jar of wine.

"So the padrone did keep his promise, after all."

"Yes, and had you not tempted him with the sight of so much gold,
might now have been alive."

"To which I reply, that if you had not advised our going off in a
speronare, he would now have been alive."

"And if you had not fought a duel, I should not have given the
advice."

"And if the boatswain had not been obliged to come on board without
his trousers at Gibraltar, I should not have fought a duel."

"And if you had not joined the ship, the boatswain would have had his
trousers on."

"And if my father had not been a philosopher, I should not have gone
to sea; so that it is all my father's fault, and he has killed four
men off the coast of Sicily without knowing it--cause and effect.
After all, there's nothing like argument; so, having settled that
point, let us go to dinner."

Having finished their meal, Jack went forward and observed the land
ahead; they steered the same course for three or four hours.

"We must haul our wind more," said Gascoigne; "it will not do to put
into any small town; we have now to choose whether we shall land on
the coast and sink the speronare, or land at some large town."

"We must argue that point," replied Jack.

"In the meantime, do you take the helm, for my arm is quite tired,"
replied Gascoigne: "you can steer well enough: by-the-bye, I may as
well look at my shoulder, for it is quite stiff."  Gascoigne pulled
off his coat, and found his shirt bloody and sticking to the wound,
which, as we before observed, was slight.  He again took the helm,
while Jack washed it clean, and then bathed it with aquadente.

"Now take the helm again," said Gascoigne; "I'm on the sick list."

"And as surgeon--I'm an idler," replied Jack; "but what shall we do?"
continued he; "abandon the speronare at night and sink her, or run in
for a town?"

"We shall fall in with plenty of boats and vessels if we coast it up
to Palermo, and they may overhaul us."

"We shall fall in with plenty of people if we go on shore, and they
will overhaul us."

"Do you know, Jack, that I wish we were back and alongside of the
Harpy,  I've had cruising enough."

"My cruises are so unfortunate," replied Jack; "they are too full of
adventure; but then I have never yet had a cruise on shore. Now, if we
could only get to Palermo, we should be out of all our difficulties."

"The breeze freshens, Jack," replied Gascoigne; "and it begins to look
very dirty to windward.  I think we shall have a gale."

"Pleasant--I know what it is to be short-handed in a gale; however,
there's one comfort, we shall not be blown off-shore this time."

"No, but we may be wrecked on a lee shore.  She cannot carry her whole
sail, Easy; we must lower it down, and take in a reef; the sooner the
better, for it will be dark in an hour.  Go forward and lower it down,
and then I'll help you."

Jack did so, but the sail went into the water, and he could not drag
it in. "Avast heaving," said Gascoigne, "till I throw her up and take
the wind out of it."

This was done: they reefed the sail, but could not hoist it up: if
Gascoigne left the helm to help Jack, the sail filled; if he went to
the helm and took the wind out of the sail, Jack was not strong enough
to hoist it.  The wind increased rapidly, and the sea got up; the sun
went down, and with the sail half hoisted, they could not keep to the
wind, but were obliged to run right for the land.  The speronare flew,
rising on the crest of the waves with half her keel clear of the
water: the moon was already up, and gave them light enough to perceive
that they were not five miles from the coast, which was lined with
foam.

"At all events they can't accuse us of running away with the boat,"
observed Jack; "for she's running away with us."

"Yes," replied Gascoigne, dragging at the tiller with all his
strength; "she has taken the bit between her teeth."

"I wouldn't care if I had a bit between mine," replied Jack; "for I
feel devilish hungry again.  What do you say, Ned?"

"With all my heart," replied Gascoigne; "but, do you know, Easy, it
may be the last meal we ever make."

"Then I vote it's a good one--but why so, Ned?"

"In half an hour, or thereabouts, we shall be on shore."

"Well, that's where we want to go."

"Yes, but the sea runs high, and the boat may be dashed to pieces on
the rocks."

"Then we shall be asked no questions about her or the men."

"Very true, but a lee shore is no joke; we may be knocked to pieces as
well as the boat--even swimming may not help us.  If we could find a
cove or sandy beach, we might perhaps manage to get on shore."

"Well," replied Jack, "I have not been long at sea, and, of course,
cannot know much about these things.  I have been blown off shore, but
I never have been blown on.  It may be as you say, but I do not see
the great danger--let's run her right up on the beach at once."

"That's what I shall try to do," replied Gascoigne, who had been four
years at sea, and knew very well what he was about.

Jack handed him a huge piece of bread and sausage.

"Thank ye, I cannot eat."

"I can," replied Jack, with his mouth full. Jack ate while Gascoigne
steered; and the rapidity with which the speronare rushed to the beach
was almost frightful.  She darted like an arrow from wave to wave, and
appeared as if mocking their attempts as they curled their summits
almost over her narrow stern. They were within a mile of the beach,
when Jack, who had finished his supper, and was looking at the foam
boiling on the coast, exclaimed--

"That's very fine--very beautiful, upon my soul!"

"He cares for nothing," thought Gascoigne; "he appears to have no idea
of danger." "Now, my dear fellow," said Gascoigne, "in a few minutes
we shall be on the rocks.  I must continue at the helm, for the higher
she is forced up the better chance for us; but we may not meet again,
so if we do not, good-bye and God bless you."

"Gascoigne," said Jack, "you are hurt, and I am not; your shoulder is
stiff, and you can hardly move your left arm.  Now I can steer for the
rocks as well as you.  Do you go to the bow, and there you will have a
better chance--By-the-bye," continued he, picking up his pistols, and
sticking them into his waist, "I won't leave them, they've served us
too good a turn already.  Gascoigne, give me the helm."

"No, no, Easy."

"I say yes," replied Jack, in a loud, authoritative tone, "and what's
more, I will be obeyed, Gascoigne.  I have nerve, if I haven't
knowledge, and at all events I can steer for the beach. I tell you,
give me the helm.  Well, then, if you won't, I must take it."

Easy wrested the tiller from Gascoigne's hand, and gave him a shove
forward.

"Now do you look out ahead, and tell me how to steer." Whatever may
have been Gascoigne's feelings at this behaviour of our hero's, it
immediately occurred to him that he could not do better than to run
the speronare to the safest point, and that therefore he was probably
more advantageously employed than if he were at the helm.  He went
forward and looked at the rocks, covered at one moment with the
tumultuous waters, and then pouring down cascades from their sides as
the waves recoiled.  He perceived a chasm right ahead, and he thought
if the boat was steered for that, she must be thrown up so as to
enable them to get clear of her, for, at every other part, escape
appeared impossible.

"Starboard a little--that'll do.  Steady--port it is--port-Steer
small, for your life, Easy.  Steady now--mind the yard don't hit your
head--hold on."

The speronare was at this moment thrown into a large cleft in a rock,
the sides of which were nearly perpendicular; nothing else could have
saved them, as, had they struck the rock outside, the boat would have
been dashed to pieces, and its fragments have disappeared in the
undertow.  As it was, the cleft was not four feet more than the width
of the boat, and as the waves hurled her up into it, the yard of the
speronare was thrown fore and aft with great violence, and had not
Jack been warned, he would have been struck overboard without a chance
of being saved; but he crouched down and it passed over him.  As the
water receded, the boat struck, and was nearly dry between the rocks,
but another wave followed, dashing the boat further up, but, at the
same time, filling it with water.  The bow of the boat was now several
feet higher than the stem, where Jack held on; and the weight of the
water in her, with the force of the returning waves, separated her
right across abaft the mast.  Jack perceived that the after part of
the boat was going out again with the wave; he caught hold of the yard
which had swung fore and aft, and as he clung to it, the part of the
boat on which he had stood disappeared from under him, and was swept
away by the returning current.

Jack required the utmost of his strength to maintain his position
until another wave floated him, and dashed him higher up: but he knew
his life depended on holding on to the yard, which he did, although
under water, and advanced several feet.  When the wave receded, he
found footing on the rock, and still clinging, he walked till he had
gained the fore part of the boat, which was wedged firmly into a
narrow part of the cleft.  The next wave was not very large, and he
had gained so much that it did not throw him off his legs.  He reached
the rock, and as he climbed up the side of the chasm to gain the ledge
above, he perceived Gascoigne standing above him, and holding out his
hand to his assistance.

"Well," says Jack, shaking himself to get rid of the water, "here we
are ashore, at last--I had no idea of anything like this.  The rush
back of the water was so strong that it has almost tom my arms out of
their sockets.  How very lucky I sent you forward with your disabled
shoulder!  By-the-bye, now that it's all over, and you must see that I
was right, I beg to apologise for my rudeness."

"There needs no apology for saving my life, Easy," replied Gascoigne,
trembling with the cold; "and no one but you would ever have thought
of making one at such a moment."

"I wonder whether the ammunition's dry," said Jack; "I put it all in
my hat." Jack took off his hat, and found the cartridges had not
suffered. "Now, then, Gascoigne, what shall we do?"

"I hardly know," replied Gascoigne.

"Suppose then, we sit down and argue the point."

"No, I thank you, there will be too much cold water thrown upon our
arguments--I'm half dead; let us walk on."

"With all my heart," said Jack, "it's devilish steep, but I can argue
up hill or down hill, wet or dry--I'm used to it--for, as I told you
before, Ned, my father is a philosopher, and so am I."

"By the Lord! you are," replied Gascoigne, as he walked on.




CHAPTER XIX

In which our hero follows his destiny and forms a tableau.


Our hero and his comrade climbed the precipice, and, after some
minutes' severe toil, arrived at the summit, when they sat down to
recover themselves.  The sky was clear, although the gale blew strong.
They had an extensive view of the coast, lashed by the angry waves.

"It's my opinion, Ned," said Jack, as he surveyed the expanse of
troubled water, "that we're just as well out of that."

"I agree with you, Jack; but it's also my opinion that we should be
just as well out of this, for the wind blows through one. Suppose we
go a little further inland, where we may find some shelter till the
morning."

"It's rather dark to find anything," rejoined our hero; "but however,
a westerly gale on the top of a mountain with wet clothes in the
middle of the night, with nothing to eat or drink, is not the most
comfortable position in the world, and we may change for the better."

They proceeded over a flat of a hundred yards, and then descended--the
change in the atmosphere was immediate.  As they continued their march
inland, they came to a high road, which appeared to run along the
shore, and they turned into it; for, as Jack said very truly, a road
must lead to something.  After a quarter of an hour's walk, they again
heard the rolling of the surf, and perceived the white walls of
houses.

"Here we are at last," said Jack.  "I wonder if any one will turn out
to take us in, or shall we stow away for the night in one of those
vessels hauled up on the beach?"

"Recollect this time, Easy," said Gascoigne, "not to show your money;
that is, show only a dollar, and say you have no more; or promise to
pay when we arrive at Palermo; and if they will neither trust us, nor
give to us, we must make it out as we can."

"How the cursed dogs bark! I think we shall do very well this time,
Gascoigne; we do not look as if we were worth robbing, at all events,
and we have the pistols to defend ourselves with if we are attacked.
Depend upon it I will show no more gold.  And now let us make our
arrangements.  Take you one pistol and take half the gold--I have it
all in my right-hand pocket--my dollars and pistarenes in my left. You
shall take half of them too.  We have silver enough to go on with till
we are in a safe place."

Jack then divided the money in the dark, and also gave Gascoigne a
pistol. "Now, then, shall we knock for admittance? Let's first walk
through the village, and see if there's anything like an inn.  Those
yelping curs will soon be at our heels; they come nearer and nearer
every time.  There's a cart, and it's full of straw--suppose we go to
bed till to-morrow morning--we shall be warm, at all events."

"Yes," replied Gascoigne, "and sleep much better than in any of the
cottages. I have been in Sicily before, and you have no idea how the
fleas bite."

Our two midshipmen climbed up into the cart, nestled themselves into
the straw, or rather Indian corn leaves, and were soon fast asleep. As
they had not slept for two nights, it is not to be wondered at that
they slept soundly so soundly, indeed, that about two hours after they
had got into their comfortable bed, the peasant, who had brought to
the village some casks of wine to be shipped and taken down the coast
in a felucca, yoked his bullocks, and not being aware of his freight,
drove off, without in any way disturbing their repose, although the
roads in Sicily are not yet macadamised.

The jolting of the roads rather increased than disturbed the sleep of
our adventurers; and, although there were some rude shocks, it only
had the effect of making them fancy in their dreams that they were
again in the boat, and that she was still dashing against the rocks.
In about two hours, the cart arrived at its destination--the peasant
unyoked his bullocks and led them away.  The same cause will often
produce contrary effects: the stopping of the motion of the cart
disturbed the rest of our two midshipmen; they turned round in the
straw, yawned, spread out their arms, and then awoke. Gascoigne, who
felt considerable pain in his shoulder, was the first to recall his
scattered senses.

"Easy," cried he, as he sat up and shook off the corn leaves.

"Port it is," said Jack, half dreaming.

"Come, Easy, you are not on board now. Rouse and bit." Jack then sat
up and looked at Gascoigne.  The forage in the cart was so high round
them that they could not see above it; they rubbed their eyes, yawned,
and looked at each other.

"Have you any faith in dreams?" said Jack to Gascoigne, "because I had
a very queer one last night."

"Well, so had I," replied Gascoigne.  "I dreamt that the cart rolled
by itself into the sea, and went away with us right in the wind's eye
back to Malta; and considering that it never was built for such
service, she behaved uncommonly well.  Now, what was your dream?"

"Mine was, that we woke up and found ourselves in the very town from
which the speronare had sailed, and that they had found the fore part
of the speronare among the rocks, had recognised her, and picked up
one of our pistols.  That they had laid hold of us, and had insisted
that we had been thrown on shore in the boat, and asked us what had
become of the crew--they were just seizing us, when I awoke."

"Your dream is more likely to come true than mine, Easy; but still I
think we need not fear that.  At the same time, we had better not
remain here any longer; and it occurs to me, that if we tore our
clothes more, it would be advisable--we shall, in the first place,
look more wretched; and, in the next place, can replace them with the
dress of the country, and so travel without exciting suspicion.  You
know that I can speak Italian pretty well."

"I have no objection to tear my clothes if you wish," replied Jack;
"at the same time give me your pistol; I will draw the charges and
load them again.  They must be wet."

Having reloaded the pistols and rent their garments, the two
midshipmen stood up in the cart and looked about them.

"Halloo!--why how's this, Gascoigne? last night we were close to the
beach, and among houses, and now--where the devil are we? You dreamt
nearer the mark than I did, for the cart has certainly taken a
cruise."

"We must have slept like midshipmen, then," replied Gascoigne: "surely
it cannot have gone far."

"Here we are, surrounded by hills on every side, for at least a couple
of miles.  Surely some good genius has transported us into the
interior, that we might escape from the relatives of the crew whom I
dreamt about," said Jack, looking at Gascoigne.

As it afterwards was known to them, the speronare had sailed from the
very seaport in which they had arrived that night, and where they had
got into the cart.  The wreck of the speronare had been found, and had
been recognised, and it was considered by the inhabitants that the
padrone and his crew had perished in the gale. Had they found our two
midshipmen and questioned them, it is not improbable that suspicion
might have been excited, and the results have been such as our hero
had conjured up in his dream.  But, as we said before, there is a
peculiar providence for midshipmen.

On a minute survey, they found that they were in an open space which,
apparently, had been used for thrashing and winnowing maize, and that
the cart was standing under a clump of trees in the shade.

"There ought to be a house hereabouts," said Gascoigne, "I should
think that behind the trees we shall find one.  Come, Jack, you are as
hungry as I am, I'll answer for it: we must look out for a breakfast
somewhere."

"If they won't give us something to eat, or sell it," replied Jack,
who was ravenous, clutching his pistol, "I shall take it--I consider
it no robbery.  The fruits of the earth were made for us all, and it
never was intended that one man should have a superfluity and another
starve.  The laws of equality--"

"May appear very good arguments to a starving man, I grant, but still
won't prevent his fellow-creatures from hanging him," replied
Gascoigne.  "None of your confounded nonsense, Jack; no man starves
with money in his pocket, and as long as you have that, leave those
that have none to talk about equality and the rights of man."

"I should like to argue that point with you, Gascoigne." "Tell me, do
you prefer sitting down here to argue, or to look out for some
breakfast, Jack?"

"Oh, the argument may be put off, but hunger cannot."

"That's very good philosophy, Jack, so let's go on." They went through
the copse of wood, which was very thick, and soon discovered the wall
of a large house on the other side.

"All right," said Jack; "but still let us reconnoitre.  It's not a
farmhouse; it must belong to a person of some consequence--all the
better--they will see that we are gentlemen, notwithstanding our
tattered dress. I suppose we are to stick to the story of the sea-mews
at Gozo?"

"Yes," replied Gascoigne; "I can think of nothing better.  But the
English are well received in this island; we have troops at Palermo."

"Have we?  I wish I was sitting down at the mess-table--but what's
that? a woman screaming?  Yes, by heavens!--come along, Ned." And away
dashed Jack towards the house followed by Gascoigne.  As they advanced
the screams redoubled; they entered the porch, burst into the room
from whence they proceeded, and found an elderly gentleman defending
himself against two young men, who were held back by an elderly and a
young lady.  Our hero and his comrade had both drawn their pistols,
and just as they burst open the door, the old gentleman who defended
himself against such odds had fallen down.  The two others burst from
the women, and were about to pierce him with their swords, when Jack
seized one by the collar of his coat and held him fast, pointing the
muzzle of the pistol to his ear: Gascoigne did the same to the other.
It was a very dramatic tableau.  The two women flew to the elderly
gentleman and raised him up; the two assailants being held just as
dogs hold pigs by the ear, trembling with fright, with the points of
their rapiers dropped, looked at the midshipmen and the muzzles of
their pistols with equal dismay; at the same time, the astonishment of
the elderly gentleman and the women, at such an unexpected
deliverance, was equally great.  There was a silence for a few
seconds.

"Ned," at last said Jack, "tell these chaps to drop their swords, or
we fire." Gascoigne gave the order in Italian, and it was complied
with. The midshipmen then possessed themselves of the rapiers, and
gave the young men their liberty.

The elderly gentleman at last broke the silence. "It would appear,
signors, that there was a special interference of Providence, to
prevent you from committing a foul and unjust murder.  Who these are
who have so opportunely come to my rescue, I know not, but thanking
them as I do now, I think that you will yourselves, when you are calm,
also thank them for having prevented you from committing an act which
would have loaded you with remorse, and embittered your future
existence.  Gentleman, you are free to depart: you, Don Silvio, have
indeed disappointed me; your gratitude should have rendered you
incapable of such conduct: as for you, Don Scipio, you have been
misled; but you both have, in one point, disgraced yourselves.  Ten
days back my sons were both here,--why did you not come then?  If you
sought revenge on me, you could not have inflicted it deeper than
through my children, and at least you would not have acted the part of
assassins in attacking, an old man.  Take your swords, gentlemen, and
use them better henceforth. Against future attacks I shall be well
prepared."

Gascoigne, who perfectly understood what was said, presented the sword
to the young gentleman from whom he had taken it--our hero did the
same.  The two young men returned them to their sheaths, and quitted
the room without saying a word.

"Whoever you are, I owe to you and thank you for my life," said the
elderly gentleman, scanning the outward appearance of our two
midshipmen.

"We are," replied Gascoigne, "officers in the English navy, and
gentlemen; we were wrecked in our boat last night, and have wandered
here in the dark, seeking for assistance, and food, and some
conveyance to Palermo, where we shall find friends, and the means of
appearing like gentlemen."

"Was your ship wrecked, gentlemen?" inquired the Sicilian, "and many
lives lost?"

"No, our ship is at Malta; we were in a boat on a party of pleasure,
were caught by a gale, and driven on the coast.  To satisfy you of the
truth, observe that our pistols have the king's mark, and that we are
not paupers we show you gold." Gascoigne pulled out his doubloons--and
Jack did the same, coolly observing,--

"I thought we were only to show silver, Ned!"

"It needed not that," replied the gentleman; "your conduct in this
affair, your manners and address, fully convince me that you are what
you represent; but were you common peasants, I am equally indebted to
you for my life, and you may command me.  Tell me in what way I can be
of service."

"In giving us something to eat, for we have had nothing for many, many
hours.  After that we may, perhaps, trespass a little more upon your
kind offices."

"You must, of course, be surprised at what has passed, and curious to
know the occasion," said the gentleman; "you have a right to be
informed of it, and shall be, as soon as you are more comfortable; in
the meantime, allow me to introduce myself as Don Rebiera de Silva."

"I wish," said Jack, who, from his knowledge of Spanish, could
understand the whole of the last part of the Don's speech, "that he
would introduce us to his breakfast."

"So do I," said Gascoigne; "but we must wait a little--he ordered the
ladies to prepare something instantly."

"Your friend does not speak Italian," said Don Rebiera. "No, Don
Rebiera, he speaks French and Spanish." "If he speaks Spanish, my
daughter can converse with him; she has but shortly arrived from
Spain.  We are closely united with a noble house in that country."

Don Rebiera then led the way to another room, and in a short time
there was a repast brought in, to which our midshipmen did great
justice.

"I will now," said the Don, "relate to you, sir, for the information
of yourself and friend, the causes which produced this scene of
violence, which you so opportunely defeated.  But first, as it must be
very tedious to your friend, I will send for Donna Clara and my
daughter Agnes to talk to him; my wife understands a little Spanish,
and my daughter, as I said before, has but just left the country,
where, from circumstances, she remained some years."

As soon as Donna Clara and Donna Agnes made their appearance and were
introduced, Jack, who had not before paid attention to them, said to
himself, "I have seen a face like that girl's before." If so, he had
never seen many like it, for it was the quintessence of brunette
beauty, and her figure was equally perfect; although, not having yet
completed her fifteenth year, it required still a little more
development.

Donna Clara was extremely gracious, and as, perhaps, she was aware
that her voice would drown that of her husband, she proposed to our
hero to walk in the garden, and in a few minutes they took their seats
in a pavilion at the end of it.  The old lady did not talk much
Spanish, but when at a loss for a word, she put in an Italian one, and
Jack understood her perfectly well.  She told him her sister had
married a Spanish nobleman many years since, and that before the war
broke out between the Spanish and the English they had gone over with
all their children to see her; that when they wished to return, her
daughter Agnes, then a child, was suffering under a lingering
complaint, and it was thought advisable, as she was very weak, to
leave her under the charge of her aunt, who had a little girl of
nearly the same age; that they were educated together at a convent,
near Tarragona, and that she had only returned two months ago; that
she had a very narrow escape, as the ship in which her uncle, and
aunt, and cousins, as well as herself, were on board, returning from
Genoa, where her brother-in-law had been obliged to go to secure a
succession to some property bequeathed to him, had been captured in
the night by the English; but the officer, who was very polite, had
allowed them to go away next day, and very handsomely permitted them
to take all their effects.

"Oh, oh," thought Jack; "I thought I had seen her face before; this
then was one of the girls in the corner of the cabin--now I'll have
some fun."

During the conversation with the mother, Donna Agnes had remained some
paces behind, picking now and then a flower, and not attending to what
passed.

When our hero and her mother sat down in the pavilion she joined then,
when Jack addressed her with his usual politeness.

"I am almost ashamed to be sitting by you, Donna Agnes, in this ragged
dress--but the rocks of your coast have no respect for persons."

"We are under great obligations, signor, and do not regard such
trifles."

"You are all kindness, signora," replied Jack; "I little thought this
morning of my good fortune,--I can tell the fortunes of others, but
not my own."

"You can tell fortunes!" replied the old lady.

"Yes, madame, I am famous for it--shall I tell your daughter hers?"
Donna Agnes looked at our hero, and smiled.

"I perceive that the young lady does not believe me; I must prove my
art, by telling her of what has already happened to her. The signora
will then give me credit."

"Certainly, if you do that," replied Agnes.

"Oblige me, by showing me the palm of your hand."

Agnes extended her little hand, and Jack felt so very polite, that he
was nearly kissing it.  However, he restrained himself, and examining
the lines--

"That you were educated in Spain--that you arrived here but two months
ago--that you were captured and released by the English, your mother
has already told me; but to prove to you that I knew all that, I must
now be more particular.  You were in a ship mounting fourteen guns--
was it not so?"

Donna Agnes nodded her head. "I never told the signor that," cried
Donna Clara.

"She was taken by surprise in the night, and there was no fighting.
The next morning the English burst open the cabin-door; your uncle and
your cousin fired their pistols."

"Holy Virgin!" cried Agnes, with surprise.

"The English officer was a young man, not very good-looking."

"There you are wrong, signor--he was very handsome."

"There is no accounting for taste, signora. You were frightened out of
your wits, and with your cousin you crouched down in the corner of the
cabin.  Let me examine that little line closer.  You had--yes, it's no
mistake--you had very little clothes on."

Agnes tore away her hand and covered her face. "E vero, e vero; Holy
Jesus! how could you know that?" Of a sudden Agnes looked at our hero,
and after a minute appeared to recognise him. "Oh, mother, 'tis he--I
recollect now, 'tis he!"

"Who, my child?" replied Donna Clara, who had been struck dumb with
Jack's astonishing power of fortune-telling.

"The officer who captured us and was so kind." Jack burst out into a
laughter not to be controlled for some minutes, and then acknowledged
that she had discovered him.

"At all events, Donna Agnes," said he at last, "acknowledge that,
ragged as I am, I have seen you in a much greater dishabille."

Agnes sprang up, and took to her heels, that she might hide her
confusion, and at the same time go to her father and tell him who he
had as his guest.

Although Don Rebiera had not yet finished his narrative, this
announcement of Agnes, who ran in breathless to communicate it,
immediately brought all the parties together, and Jack received their
thanks.

"I little thought," said the Don, "that I should have been so doubly
indebted to you, sir.  Command my services as you please, both of you.
My sons are at Palermo, and I trust you will allow them the pleasure
of your friendship when you are tired of remaining with us."

Jack made his politest bow, and then with a shrug of his shoulders
looked down upon his habiliments, which, to please Gascoigne, he had
torn into ribands, as much as to say, "We are not provided for a
lengthened stay."

"My brothers' clothes will fit them, I think," said Agnes to her
father; "they have left plenty in their wardrobes."

"If the signors will condescend to wear them till they can replace
their own." Midshipmen are very condescending.  They followed Don
Rebiera, and condescended to put on clean shirts belonging to Don
Philip and Don Martin.  Also to put on their trousers, to select their
best waistcoats and coats; in short, they condescended to have a
regular fit-out--and it so happened that the fit-out was not far from
a regular fit.

Having condescended, they then descended, and the intimacy between all
parties became so great that it appeared as if they not only wore the
young men's clothes but also stood in their shoes. Having thus made
themselves presentable, Jack presented his hand to both ladies and led
them into the garden, that Don Rebiera might finish his long story to
Gascoigne without further interruption, and resuming their seats in
the pavilion, he entertained the ladies with a history of his cruise
in the ship after her capture.  Agnes soon recovered from her reserve,
and Jack had the forbearance not to allude again to the scene in the
cabin, which was the only thing she dreaded.  After dinner, when the
family, according to custom, had retired for the siesta, Gascoigne and
Jack, who had slept enough in the cart to last for a week, went out
together in the garden.

"Well, Ned," said Jack, "do you wish yourself on board the Harpy
again?"

"No," replied Gascoigne, "we have fallen on our feet at last, but
still not without first being knocked about like peas in a rattle.
What a lovely little creature that Agnes is!  How strange that you
should fall in with her again!  How odd that we should come here!"

"My good fellow, we did not come here.  Destiny brought us in a cart.
She may take us to Tyburn in the same way."

"Yes, if you sport your philosophy as you did when we awoke this
morning."

"Nevertheless, I'll be hanged if I'm not right.  Suppose we argue the
point?"

"Right or wrong, you will be hanged, Jack; so instead of arguing the
point, suppose I tell you what the Don made such a long story about."

"With all my heart--let us go to the pavilion." Our hero and his
friend took their seats, and Gascoigne then communicated the history
of Don Rebiera, to which we shall dedicate the ensuing chapter.




CHAPTER XX

A long story, which the reader must listen to, as well as our hero.


"I have already made you acquainted with my name, and I have only to
add that it is one of the most noble in Sicily, and that there are few
families who possess such large estates.  My father was a man who had
no pleasure in the pursuits of most of the young men of his age; he
was of a weakly constitution, and was with difficulty reared to
manhood.  When his studies were completed he retired to his country
seat belonging to our family, which is about twenty miles from
Palermo, and shutting himself up, devoted himself wholly to literary
pursuits.

"As he was an only son, his parents were naturally very anxious that
he should marry; the more so as his health did not promise him a very
extended existence.  Had he consulted his own inclinations he would
have declined, but he felt that it was his duty to comply with their
wishes; but he did not trouble himself with the choice, leaving it
wholly to them.  They selected a young lady of high family and
certainly of most exquisite beauty.  I only wish I could say more in
her favour--for she was my mother--but it is impossible to narrate the
history without exposing her conduct.  The marriage took place, and my
father--having woke up, as it were, at the celebration--again returned
to his closet, to occupy himself in abstruse studies--the results of
which have been published, and have fully established his reputation
as a man of superior talent and deep research.  But, however much the
public may appreciate the works of a man of genius, whether they be
written to instruct or to amuse, certain it is that a literary man
requires in his wife either a mind congenial to his own, or that pride
in her husband's talents which induces her to sacrifice much of her
own domestic enjoyment to the satisfaction of having his name extolled
abroad.  I mention this point as some extenuation of my mother's
conduct.  She was neglected most certainly, but not neglected for
frivolous amusements, or because another form had captivated his
fancy; but in his desire to instruct others, and I may add his
ambition for renown, he applied himself to his literary pursuits,
became abstracted, answered without hearing, and left his wife to
amuse herself in any way she might please.  A literary husband is,
without exception--although always at home--the least domestic husband
in the world, and must try the best of tempers--not by unkindness, for
my father was kind and indulgent to excess, but by that state of
perfect abstraction and indifference which he, showed to everything
except the favourite pursuit which absorbed him.  My mother had but to
speak, and every wish was granted--a refusal was unknown. You may say,
what could she want more? I reply, that anything to a woman is
preferable to indifference.  The immediate consent to every wish took
away, in her opinion, all merit in the grant--the value of everything
is only relative, and in proportion to the difficulty of obtaining it.
The immediate assent to every opinion was tantamount to insult--it
implied that he did not choose to argue with her.

"It is true that women like to have their own way--but they like at
the same time to have difficulties to surmount and to conquer;
otherwise half the gratification is lost. Although tempests are to be
deplored, still a certain degree of oscillation an motion are
requisite to keep fresh and clear the lake of matrimony, the waters of
which otherwise soon stagnate and become foul, and without some
contrary currents of opinion between a married couple such a
stagnation must take place.

"A woman permitted always and invariably to have her own way without
control is much in the same situation as the child who insists upon a
whole instead of half a holiday, and before the evening closes is
tired of himself and everything about him.  In short, a little
contradiction, like salt at dinner, seasons and appetises the repast;
but too much, Eke the condiment in question, spoils the whole, and it
becomes unpalatable in proportion to its excess.

"My mother was a vain woman in every sense of the word--vain of her
birth and of her beauty, and accustomed to receive that homage to
which she considered herself entitled.  She had been spoiled in her
infancy, and as she grew up had leant nothing, because she was
permitted to do as she pleased; she was therefore frivolous, and could
not appreciate what she could not comprehend. There never was a more
ill-assorted union."

"I have always thought that such must be the case," replied Gascoigne,
"in Catholic countries, where a young person is taken out of a convent
and mated according to what her family or her wealth may consider as
the most eligible connection."

"On that subject there are many opinions, my friend," replied Don
Rebiera.  "It is true, that when a marriage of convenience is arranged
by the parents, the dispositions of the parties are made a secondary
point; but then, again, it must be remembered, that when a choice is
left to the parties themselves, it is at an age at which there is
little worldly consideration: and, led away, in the first place, by
their passions, they form connections with those inferior in their
station which are attended with eventual unhappiness; or, in the
other, allowing that they do choose in their own rank of life, they
make quite as bad or often a worse choice than if their partners were
selected for them."

"I cannot understand that," replied Gascoigne.

"The reason is, because there are no means, or, if means, no wish, to
study each other's disposition.  A young man is attracted by person,
and he admires; the young woman is flattered by the admiration, and is
agreeable; if she has any faults she is not likely to display them--
not concealing them from hypocrisy, but because they are not called
out. The young man falls in love, so does the young woman: and when
once in love, they can no longer see faults; they marry, imagining
that they have found perfection.  In the blindness of love each raises
the other to a standard of perfection which human nature can never
attain, and each becomes equally annoyed on finding, by degrees, that
they were in error.  The re-action takes place, and they then
under-rate, as much as before they had over-rated, each other. Now, if
two young people marry without this violence of passion, they do not
expect to find each other perfect, and perhaps have a better chance of
happiness."

"I don't agree with you," thought Gascoigne; "but as you appear to be
as fond of argument as my friend Jack, I shall make no reply, lest
there be no end to the story."

Don Rebiera proceeded. "My mother, finding that my father preferred
his closet and his books to gaiety and dissipation, soon left him to
himself, and amused herself after her own fashion, but not until I was
born, which was ten months after their marriage.  My father was
confiding, and, pleased that my mother should be amused, he indulged
her in everything. Time flew on, and I had arrived at my fifteenth
year, and came home from my studies, it being intended that I should
enter the army, which you are aware is generally the only profession
embraced in this country by the heirs of noble families.  Of course, I
knew little of what had passed at home, but still I had occasionally
heard my mother spoken lightly of, when I was not supposed to be
present, and I always heard my father's name mentioned with
compassion, as if an ill-used man, but I knew nothing more: still this
was quite sufficient for a young man, whose blood boiled at the idea
of anything like a stigma being cast upon his family.  I arrived at my
father's--I found him at his books; I paid my respects to my mother,--
I found her with her confessor.  I disliked the man at first sight; he
was handsome, certainly: his forehead was high and white, his eyes
large and fiery, and his figure commanding; but there was a dangerous,
proud look about him which disgusted me,--nothing like humility or
devotion. I might have admired him as an officer commanding a regiment
of cavalry, but as a churchman he appeared to be most misplaced. She
named me with kindness, but he appeared to treat me with disdain; he
spoke authoritatively to my mother, who appeared to yield implicitly,
and I discovered that he was lord of the whole household. My mother,
too, it was said, had given up gaieties and become devout. I soon
perceived more than a common intelligence between them, and before I
had been two months at home I had certain proofs of my father's
dishonour; and, what was still more unfortunate for me, they were
aware that such was the case.

"My first impulse was to acquaint my father; but, on consideration, I
thought it better to say nothing, provided I could persuade my mother
to dismiss Father Ignatio.  I took an opportunity when she was alone
to express my indignation at her conduct, and to demand his immediate
dismissal, as a condition of my not divulging her crime.  She appeared
frightened, and gave her consent; but I soon found that her confessor
had more power with her than I had, and he remained.  I now resolved
to acquaint my father, and I roused him from his studies that he might
listen to his shame. I imagined that he would have acted calmly and
discreetly; but, on the contrary, his violence was without bounds, and
I had the greatest difficulty from preventing his rushing with his
sword to sacrifice them both.  At last he contented himself by turning
Father Ignatio out of the house in the most ignominious manner, and
desiring my mother to prepare for seclusion in a convent for the
remainder of her days. But he fell their victim; three days
afterwards, as my mother was, by his directions, about to be removed,
he was seized with convulsions, and died.

"I need hardly say that he was carried off by poison; this, however,
could not be established till long afterwards. Before he died he
seemed to be almost supernaturally prepared for an event which never
came into my thoughts.  He sent for another confessor, who drew up his
confession in writing at his own request, and afterwards inserted it
in his will. My mother remained in the house, and Father Ignatio had
the insolence to return.  I ordered him away, and he resisted.  He was
turned out by the servants. I had an interview with my mother, who
defied me, and told me that I should soon have a brother to share in
the succession. I felt that, if so, it would be the illegitimate
progeny of her adultery, and told her my opinion. She expressed her
rage in the bitterest curses, and I left her. Shortly afterwards she
quitted the house and retired to another of our country seats, where
she lived with Father Ignatio as before.  About four months
afterwards, formal notice was sent to me of the birth of a brother;
but as when my father's will was opened, he there had inserted his
confession, or the substance of it, in which he stated, that aware of
my mother's guilt, and supposing that consequences might ensue, he
solemnly declared before God that he had for years lived apart, I
cared little for this communication. I contented myself with replying
that as the child belonged to the church, it had better be dedicated
to its service.

"I had, however, soon reason to acknowledge the vengeance of my mother
and her paramour.  One night I was attacked by bravos; and had I not
fortunately received assistance, I should have forfeited my life; as
it was, I received a severe wound.

"Against attempts of that kind I took every precaution in future, but
still every attempt was made to ruin my character, as well as to take
my life.  A young sister disappeared from a convent in my
neighbourhood, and on the ground near the window from which she
descended was found a hat, recognised to be mine. I was proceeded
against, and notwithstanding the strongest interest, it was with
difficulty that the affair was arranged, although I had incontestably
proved an alibi.

"A young man of rank was found murdered, with a stiletto, known to be
mine, buried in his bosom, and it was with difficulty that I could
establish my innocence.

"Part of a banditti had been seized, and on being asked the name of
their chief, when they received absolution, they confessed that I was
the chief of the band.

"Everything that could be attempted was put into practice; and if I
did not lose my life, at all events I was avoided by almost everybody
as a dangerous and doubtful character.

"At last a nobleman of rank, the father of Don Scipio, whom you
disarmed, was assassinated; the bravos were taken, and they
acknowledged that I was the person who hired them. I defended myself,
but the king imposed upon me a heavy fine and banishments I had just
received the order, and was crying out against the injustices and
lamenting my hard fate, as I sat down to dinner.  Latterly, aware of
what my enemies would attempt, I had been accustomed to live much
alone.  My faithful valet Pedro was my only attendant.  I was eating
my dinner with little appetite, and had asked for some wine. Pedro
went to the buffet behind him to give me what I required. Accidentally
I lifted up my head, and there being a large pier-glass opposite to
me, I saw the figure of my valet, and that he was pouring a powder in
the flagon of wine which he was about to present to me. I recollected
the hat being found at the nunnery, and also the stiletto in the body
of the young man.

"Like lightning it occurred to me, that I had been fostering the viper
who had assisted to destroy me.  He brought me the flagon. I rose,
locked the door, and drawing my sword, I addressed him--'Villain! I
know thee; down on your knees, for your life is forfeited.'

"He turned pale, trembled, and sank upon his knees. 'Now then,'
continued I, 'you have but one chance either drink off this flagon of
wine, or I pass my sword through your body.' He hesitated, and I put
the point to his breast,--even pierced the flesh a quarter of an inch.

"'Drink,' cried I, 'is it so very unjust an order to tell you to drink
old wine?  Drink,' continued I, 'or my sword does its duty.'

"He drank, and would then have quitted the room.  'No, no,' said I,
'you remain here, and the wine must have its effect.  If I have
wronged you I will make amends to you--but I am suspicious.'

"In about a quarter of an hour, during which time I paced up and down
the room, with my sword drawn, my servant fell down, and cried in
mercy to let him have a priest. I sent for my own confessor, and he
then acknowledged that he was an agent of my mother and Father
Ignatio, and had been the means of making it appear that I was the
committer of all the crimes and murders which had been perpetrated by
them, with a view to my destruction.  A strong emetic having been
administered to him, he partially revived, and was taken to Palermo,
where he gave his evidence before he expired.

"When this was made known, the king revoked his sentence, apologised
to me, and I found that once more I was visited and courted by
everybody.  My mother was ordered to be shut up in a convent, where
she died, I trust, in grace; and Father Ignatio fled to Italy, and I
have been informed is since dead.

"Having thus rid myself of my principal enemies, I considered myself
safe.  I married the lady whom you have just seen, and before my
eldest son was born, Don Silvio, for such was the name given to my
asserted legitimate brother, came of age, and demanded his succession.
Had he asked me for a proper support, as my uterine brother, I should
not have refused; but that the son of Friar Ignatio, who had so often
attempted my life, should, in case of my decease, succeed to the title
and estates, was not to be borne.  A lawsuit was immediately
commenced, which lasted four or five years, during which Don Silvio
married, and had a son, that young man whom you heard me address by
the same name; but after much litigation, it was decided that my
father's confessor and will had proved his illegitimacy, and the suit
was in my favour. From that time to this, there has been a constant
enmity.  Don Silvio refused all my offers of assistance, and followed
me with a pertinacity which often endangered my life. At last he fell
by the hands of his own agents, who mistook him for me. Don Silvio
died without leaving any provision for his family; his widow I
pensioned, and his son I have had carefully brought up, and have
indeed treated most liberally, but he appears to have imbibed the
spirit of his father, and no kindness has been able to embue him with
gratitude.

"He had lately been placed by me in the army, where he found out my
two sons, and quarrelled with them both upon slight pretence; but, in
both instances, he was wounded and carried off the field.

"My two sons have been staying with me these last two months, and did
not leave till yesterday.  This morning Don Silvio, accompanied by Don
Scipio, came to the house, and after accusing me of being the murderer
of both their parents, drew their rapiers to assassinate me.  My wife
and child, hearing the noise, came down to my assistance--you know the
rest."




CHAPTER XXI

In which our hero is brought up all standing under a press of sail.


Our limits will not permit us to relate all that passed during our
hero's stay of a fortnight at Don Rebiera's.  He and Gascoigne were
treated as if they were his own sons, and the kindness of the female
part of the family was equally remarkable.  Agnes, naturally perhaps,
showed a preference or partiality for Jack: to which Gascoigne
willingly submitted, as he felt that our hero had a prior and stronger
claim, and during the time that they remained a feeling of attachment
was created between Agnes and the philosopher, which, if not love, was
at least something very near akin to it, but the fact was, that they
were both much too young to think of marriage; and, although they
walked and talked, and laughed, and played together, they were always
at home in time for their dinner. Still, the young lady thought she
preferred our hero, even to her brothers, and Jack thought that the
young lady was the prettiest and kindest girl that he had ever met
with.  At the end of the fortnight, our two midshipmen took their
leave, furnished with letters of recommendation to many of the first
nobility in Palermo, and mounted on two fine mules with bell bridles.
The old Donna kissed them both--the Don showered down his blessings of
good wishes, and Donna Agnes' lips trembled as she bade them adieu;
and, as soon as they were gone, she went up to her chamber and wept.
Jack also was very grave, and his eyes moistened at the thoughts of
leaving Agnes. Neither of them were aware, until the hour of parting,
how much they had wound themselves together.

The first quarter of an hour our two midshipmen followed their guide
in silence.  Jack wished to be left to his own thoughts, and Gascoigne
perceived it.

"Well, Easy," said Gascoigne, at last, "if I had been in your place,
constantly in company of, and loved by, that charming girl, I could
never have torn myself away."

"Loved by her, Ned!" replied Jack, "what makes you say that?" "Because
I am sure it was the case; she lived but in your presence. Why, if you
were out of the room, she never spoke a word, but sat there as
melancholy as a sick monkey--the moment you came in again, she beamed
out as glorious as the sun, and was all life and spirit."

"I thought people were always melancholy when they were in love,"
replied Jack.

"When those that they love are out of their presence."

"Well, then, I am out of her presence, and I feel very melancholy, so
I suppose, by your argument, I am in love.  Can a man be in love
without knowing it?"

"I really cannot say, Jack; I never was in love myself, but I've seen
many others spoony.  My time will come, I suppose, by-and-bye.  They
say, that for every man made, there is a woman also made to fit him,
if he could only find her.  Now, it's my opinion that you have found
yours--I'll lay my life she's crying at this moment."

"Do you really think so, Ned? let's go back--poor little Agnes--let's
go back; I feel I do love her, and I'll tell her so." "Pooh, nonsense!
it's too late now; you should have told her that before, when you
walked with her in the garden."

"But I did not know it, Ned.  However, as you say, it would be foolish
to turn back, so I'll write to her from Palermo."

Here an argument ensued upon love, which we shall not trouble the
reader with, as it was not very profound, both sides knowing very
little on the subject.  It did, however, end with our hero being
convinced that he was desperately in love, and he talked about giving
up the service as soon as he arrived at Malta.  It is astonishing what
sacrifices midshipmen will make for the objects of their adoration.

It was not until late in the evening that our adventurers arrived at
Palermo.  As soon as they were lodged at the hotel, Gascoigne sat down
and wrote a letter in their joint names to Don Rebiera, returning him
many thanks for his great kindness, informing him of their safe
arrival, and trusting that they should soon meet again: and Jack took
up his pen, and indicted a letter in Spanish to Agnes, in which he
swore that neither tide nor time, nor water, nor air, nor heaven, nor
earth, nor the first lieutenant, nor his father, nor absence, nor
death itself, should prevent him from coming back and marrying her,
the first convenient opportunity, begging her to refuse a thousand
offers, as come back he would, although there was no saying when.  It
was a perfect love letter, that is to say, it was the essence of
nonsense; but that made it perfect, for the greater the love the
greater the folly.

These letters were consigned to the man who was sent as their guide,
and also had to return with the mules.  He was liberally rewarded;
and, as Jack told him to be very careful of his letter, the Italian
naturally concluded that it was to be delivered clandestinely, and he
delivered it accordingly, at a time when Agnes was walking in the
garden thinking of our hero.  Nothing was more opportune than the
arrival of the letter; Agnes ran to the pavilion, read it over twenty
times, kissed it twenty times, and hid it in her bosom; sat for a few
minutes in deep and placid thought, took the letter out of its
receptacle, and read it over and over again.  It was very bad Spanish,
and very absurd, but she thought it delightful, poetical, classical,
sentimental, argumentative, convincing, incontrovertible, imaginative
and even grammatical; for if it was not good Spanish, there was no
Spanish half so good.  Alas!  Agnes was indeed unsophisticated, to be
in such ecstasies with a midshipman's love letter.  Once more she
hastened to her room to weep, but it was from excess of joy and
delight. The reader may think Agnes silly, but he must take into
consideration the climate, and that she was not yet fifteen.

Our young gentlemen sent for a tailor, and each ordered a new suit of
clothes; they delivered their letters of recommendation, and went to
the banker to whom they were addressed by Don Rebiera.

"I shall draw for ten pounds, Jack," said Gascoigne, "on the strength
of the shipwreck; I shall tell the truth, all except that we forgot to
ask for leave, which I shall leave out; and I am sure the story will
be worth ten pounds.  What shall you draw for, Jack?"

"I shall draw for two hundred pounds," replied Jack; "I mean to have a
good cruise while I can."

"But will your Governor stand that, Easy?"

"To be sure he will."

"Then you're right--he is a philosopher--I wish he'd teach mine, for
he hates the sight of a bill."

"Then don't you draw, Ned--I have plenty for both.  If every man had
his equal share and rights in the world, you would be as able to draw
as much as I; and as you cannot, upon the principles of equality you
shall have half."

"I really shall become a convert to your philosophy, Jack; it does not
appear to be so nonsensical as I thought it.  At all events, it has
saved my old Governor ten pounds, which he can ill afford, as a
colonel on half-pay."

On their return to the inn, they found Don Philip and Don Martin, to
whom Don Rebiera had written, who welcomed them with open arms.  They
were two very fine young men of eighteen and nineteen, who were
finishing their education in the army.  Jack asked them to dinner, and
they and our hero soon became inseparable.  They took him to all the
theatres, the conversaziones of all the nobility, and as Jack lost his
money with good humour, and was a very handsome fellow, he was
everywhere well received and was made much of: many ladies made love
to him, but Jack was only very polite, because he thought more and
more of Agnes every day.  Three weeks passed away like lightning, and
neither Jack nor Gascoigne thought of going back.  At last, one fine
day H.M. frigate Aurora anchored in the bay, and Jack and Gascoigne,
who were at a party at the Duke of Pentaro's, met with the captain of
the Aurora, who was also invited.  The Duchess introduced them to
Captain Tartar, who imagining them, from their being in plain clothes,
to be young Englishmen of fortune on their travels, was very gracious
and condescending.  Jack was so pleased with his urbanity that he
requested the pleasure of his company to dinner the next day: Captain
Tartar accepted the invitation, and they parted shaking hands, with
many expressions of pleasure in having made his acquaintance.  Jack's
party was rather large, and the dinner sumptuous.  The Sicilian
gentlemen did not drink much wine: but Captain Tartar liked his
bottle, and although the rest of the company quitted the table to go
to a ball given that evening by the Marquesa Novara, Jack was too
polite not to sit it out with the captain: Gascoigne closed his chair
to Jack's, who, he was afraid, being a little affected with the wine,
would "let the cat out of the bag."

The captain was amazingly entertaining.  Jack told him how happy he
should be to see him at Forest Hill, which property the captain
discovered to contain six thousand acres of land, and also that Jack
was an only son; and Captain Tartar was quite respectful when he found
that he was in such very excellent company.  The captain of the
frigate inquired of Jack what brought him out here, and Jack, whose
prudence was departing, told him that he came in his Majesty's ship
Harpy. Gascoigne gave Jack a nudge, but it was of no use, for as the
wine got into Jack's brain, so did his notions of equality.

"Oh! Wilson gave you a passage; he's an old friend of mine."

"So he is of ours," replied Jack; "he's a devilish good sort of a
fellow, Wilson."

"But where have you been since you came out?" inquired Captain Tartar.

"In the Harpy," replied Jack; "to be sure, I belong to her."

"You belong to her! in what capacity, may I ask?" inquired Captain
Tartar in a much less respectful and confidential tone.

"Midshipman," replied Jack; "so is Mr Gascoigne."

"Umph! you are on leave then?"

"No, indeed," replied Jack; "I'll tell you how it is, my dear fellow."

"Excuse me for one moment," replied Captain Tartar, rising up; "I must
give some directions to my servant which I forgot."

Captain Tartar hailed his coxswain out of the window, gave orders just
outside of the door, and then returned to the table.  In the meantime,
Gascoigne, who expected a breeze, had been cautioning Jack, in a low
tone, at intervals, when Captain Tartar's back was turned: but it was
useless; the extra quantity of wine had got into Jack's head, and he
cared nothing for Gascoigne's remonstrance. When the captain resumed
his seat at the table, Jack gave him the true narrative of all that
had passed, to which his guest paid the greatest attention. Jack wound
up his confidence by saying, that in a week or so he should go back to
Don Rebiera and propose for Donna Agnes.

"Ah!" exclaimed Captain Tartar, drawing his breath with astonishment,
and compressing his lip.

"Tartar, the wine stands with you," said Jack, "allow me to help you."
Captain Tartar threw himself back in his chair, and let all the air
out of his chest with a sort of whistle, as if he could hardly contain
himself.

"Have you had wine enough?" said Jack, very politely; "if so, we will
go to the Marquesa's."

The coxswain came to the door, touched his hat to the captain, and
looked significantly.

"And so, sir," cried Captain Tartar, in a voice of thunder, rising
from his chair, "you're a d---d runaway midshipman, who, if you
belonged to my ship, instead of marrying Donna Agnes, I would marry
you to the gunner's daughter, by G--d; two midshipmen sporting plain
clothes in the best society in Palermo, and having the impudence to
ask a post-captain to dine with them!  To ask me and address me as
'Tartar,' and 'my dear fellow!' you infernal young scamps!" continued
Captain Tartar, now boiling with rage, and striking his fist on the
table so as to set all the glasses waltzing.

"Allow me to observe, sir," said Jack, who was completely sobered by
the address, 'that we do not belong to your ship, and that we are in
plain clothes.'

"In plain clothes--midshipmen in mufti--yes, you are so: a couple of
young swindlers, without a sixpence in your pocket, passing yourselves
off as young men of fortune, and walking off through the window
without paying your bill."

"Do you mean to call me a swindler, sir," replied Jack.

"Yes, sir, you--"

"Then you lie!" exclaimed our hero in a rage.  "I am a
gentleman, sir--I am sorry I cannot pay you the same compliment."

The astonishment and rage of Captain Tartar took away his breath.  He
tried to speak, but could not--he gasped, and gasped, and then sat or
almost fell down in his chair--at last he recovered himself.

"Matthews--Matthews!"

"Sir," replied the coxswain, who had remained at the door.

"The sergeant of marines."

"Here he is, sir." The sergeant entered, and raised the back of his
hand to his hat.

"Bring your marines in--take charge of these two.  Directly you are on
board, put them both legs in irons."

The marines with their bayonets walked in and took possession of our
hero and Gascoigne.

"Perhaps, sir," replied Jack, who was now cool again, "you will permit
us to pay our bill before we go on board.  We are no swindlers, and it
is rather a heavy one--or, as you have taken possession of our
persons, you will, perhaps, do us the favour to discharge it
yourself"; and Jack threw on the table a heavy purse of dollars.  "I
have only to observe, Captain Tartar, that I wish to be very liberal
to the waiters."

"Sergeant, let them pay their bill," said Captain Tartar in a more
subdued tone, taking his hat and sword, and walking out of the room.

"By heavens, Easy, what have you done?--you will be tried by a
court-martial, and turned out of the service."

"I hope so," replied Jack; "I was a fool to come into it.  But he
called me a swindler, and I would give the same answer to-morrow."

"If you are ready, gentlemen," said the sergeant who had been long
enough with Captain Tartar to be aware that to be punished by him was
no proof of fault having been committed.

"I will go and pack up our things, Easy, while you pay the bill," said
Gascoigne.  "Marine, you had better come with me."

In less than half an hour, our hero and his comrade, instead of
finding themselves at the Marquesa's ball, found themselves very
comfortably in irons under the half-deck of his Majesty's frigate,
Aurora.

We shall leave them, and return to Captain Tartar, who had proceeded
to the ball, to which he had been invited.  On his entering he was
accosted by Don Martin and Don Philip, who inquired what had become of
our hero and his friend.  Captain Tartar who was in no very good
humour, replied briskly, "that they were on board his ship in irons."

"In irons! for what?" exclaimed Don Philip. "Because, sir, they are a
couple of young scamps who have introduced themselves into the best
company, passing themselves off as people of consequence, when they
are only a couple of midshipmen who have run away from their ship."

Now the Rebieras knew very well that Jack and his friend were
midshipmen; but this did not appear to them any reason why they should
not be considered as gentlemen, and treated accordingly.

"Do you mean to say, signor," said Don Philip, "that you have accepted
their hospitality, laughed, talked, walked arm-in-arm with them,
pledged them in wine, as we have seen you this evening, and after they
have confided in you that you have put them in irons?"

"Yes, sir, I do," replied Captain Tartar.

"Then, by Heaven, you have my defiance, and you are no gentleman!"
replied Don Philip, the elder.

"And I repeat my brother's words, sir," cried Don Martin. The two
brothers felt so much attachment for our hero, who had twice rendered
such signal service to their family, that their anger was without
bounds.

In every other service but the English navy there is not that power of
grossly insulting and then sheltering yourself under your rank; nor is
it necessary for the discipline of any service.  To these young
officers, if the power did exist, the use of such power under such
circumstances appeared monstrous, and they were determined, at all
events, to show to Captain Tartar that in society, at least, it could
be resented.  They collected their friends, told them what had passed,
and begged them to circulate it through the room.  This was soon done,
and Captain Tartar found himself avoided.  He went up to the Marquesa
and spoke to her, she turned her head the other way.  He addressed a
count he had been conversing with the night before--he turned short
round upon his heel, while Don Philip and Don Martin walked up and
down talking, so that he might hear what they said, and looking at him
with eyes flashing with indignation.  Captain Tartar left the ballroom
and returned to the inn, more indignant than ever.  When he rose the
next morning he was informed that a gentleman wished to speak with
him; he sent up his card as Don Ignatio Verez, colonel commanding the
fourth regiment of infantry.  On being admitted, he informed Captain
Tartar that Don Philip de Rebiera wished to have the pleasure of
crossing swords with him, and requested to know when it would be
convenient for Captain Tartar to meet him.

It was not in Captain Tartar's nature to refuse a challenge; his
courage was unquestionable, but he felt indignant that a midshipman
should be the cause of his getting into such a scrape.  He accepted
the challenge, but having no knowledge of the small sword, refused to
fight unless with pistols.  To this the colonel raised no objections,
and Captain Tartar despatched his coxswain with a note to his second
lieutenant, for he was not on good terms with his first.  The meeting
took place--at the first fire the ball of Don Philip passed through
Captain Tartar's brain, and he instantly fell dead.  The second
lieutenant hastened on board to report the fatal result of the
meeting, and shortly after, Don Philip and his brother, with many of
their friends, went off in the Governor's barge to condole with our
hero.

The first lieutenant, now captain "pro tempore," received them
graciously, and listened to their remonstrances relative to our hero
and Gascoigne.

"I have never been informed by the captain of the grounds of complaint
against the young gentlemen," replied he, "and have therefore no
charge to prefer against them.  I shall therefore order them to be
liberated.  But as I learn that they are officers belonging to one of
his Majesty's ships lying at Malta, I feel it my duty, as I sail
immediately, to take them there and send them on board of their own
ship."

Jack and Gascoigne were then taken out of irons and permitted to see
Don Philip, who informed them that he had revenged the insult, but
Jack and Gascoigne did not wish to go on shore again after what had
passed.  After an hour's conversation, and assurances of continued
friendship, Don Philip, his brother, and their friends, took leave of
our two midshipmen, and rowed on shore.

And now we must be serious. We do not write these novels merely to
amuse,--we have always had it in our view to instruct, and it must not
be supposed that we have no other end in view than to make the reader
laugh.  If we were to write an elaborate work, telling truths, and
plain truths, confining ourselves only to point out errors and to
demand reform, it would not be read; we have therefore selected this
light and trifling species of writing, as it is by many denominated,
as a channel through which we may convey wholesome advice in a
palatable shape.  If we would point out an error, we draw a character,
and although that character appears to weave naturally into the tale
of fiction, it becomes as much a beacon as it is a vehicle of
amusement.  We consider this to be the true art of novel writing, and
that crime and folly and error can be as severely lashed as virtue and
morality can be upheld, by a series of amusing causes and effects,
that entice the reader to take a medicine, which, although rendered
agreeable to the palate, still produces the same internal benefit, as
if it had been presented to him in its crude state, in which it would
either be refused or nauseated.

In our naval novels, we have often pointed out the errors which have
existed, and still do exist, in a service which is an honour to its
country; for what institution is there on earth that is perfect, or
into which, if it once was perfect, abuses will not creep?
Unfortunately, others have written to decry the service, and many have
raised up their voices against our writings, because they felt that,
in exposing error, we were exposing them.  But to this we have been
indifferent; we felt that we were doing good, and we have continued.
To prove that we are correct in asserting that we have done good, we
will, out of several, state one single case.

In "The King's Own," a captain, when requested to punish a man
instanter for a fault committed, replies that he never has and never
will punish a man until twenty-four hours after the offence, that he
may not be induced by the anger of the moment to award a severer
punishment than in his cooler moments he might think commensurate and
that he wished that the Admiralty would give out an order to that
effect.

Some time after the publication of that work, the order was given by
the Admiralty, forbidding the punishment until a certain time had
elapsed after the offence; and we had the pleasure of knowing from the
first lord of the Admiralty of the time, that it was in consequence of
the suggestion in the novel.

If our writings had effected nothing else, we might still lay down our
pen with pride and satisfaction: but they have done more, much more;
and while they have amused the reader, they have improved the service:
they have held up in their characters a mirror, in which those who
have been in error may see their own deformity, and many hints which
have been given have afterwards returned to the thoughts of those who
have had an influence, have been considered as their own ideas, and
have been acted upon.  The conduct of Captain Tartar may be considered
as a libel on the service--is it not? The fault of Captain Tartar was
not in sending them on board, or even putting them in irons as
deserters, although, under the circumstances, he might have shown more
delicacy.  The fault was in stigmatising a young man as a swindler,
and the punishment awarded to the error is intended to point out the
moral, that such an abuse of power should be severely visited.  The
greatest error now in our service, is the disregard shown to the
feelings of the junior officers in the language of their superiors:
that an improvement has taken place I grant, but that it still exists,
to a degree injurious to the service, I know too well.  The articles
of war, as our hero was informed by his captain, were equally binding
on officers and crew; but what a dead letter do they become if
officers are permitted to break them with impunity!  The captain of a
ship will turn the hands up to punishment, read the article of war for
the transgressing of which the punishment is inflicted, and to show at
that time their high respect for the articles of war, the captain and
every officer take off their hats.  The moment the hands are piped
down, the second article of war, which forbids all swearing, etc, in
derogation of God's honour is immediately disregarded.  We are not
strait-laced,--we care little about an oath as a mere expletive; we
refer now to swearing at others, to insulting their feelings grossly
by coarse and intemperate language.  We would never interfere with a
man for d---g his own eyes, but we deny the right of his d---g those
of another.

The rank of a master in the service is above that of a midshipman, but
still the midshipman is a gentleman by birth, and the master,
generally speaking, is not.  Even at this moment, in the service, if
the master were to d--n the eyes of a midshipman, and tell him that he
was a liar, would there be any redress, or if so, would it be
commensurate to the insult?  If a midshipman were to request a
court-martial, would it be granted? certainly not.  And yet this is a
point of more importance than may be conceived.  Our service has been
wonderfully improved since the peace, and those who are now permitted
to enter it must be gentlemen.  We know that even now there are many
who cry out against this as dangerous, and injurious to the service;
as if education spoilt an officer, and the scion of an illustrious
house would not be more careful to uphold an escutcheon without
blemish for centuries than one who has little more than brute courage;
but those who argue thus are the very people who are injurious to the
service, for they can have no other reason, except that they wish that
the juniors may be tyrannised over with impunity.

Be it remembered that these are not the observations of a junior
officer, smarting under insult--they are the result of deep and calm
reflection.  We have arrived to that grade, that, although we have the
power to inflict, we are too high to receive insult, but we have not
forgotten how our young blood has boiled when wanton, reckless, and
cruel torture has been heaped upon our feelings, merely because, as a
junior officer, we were not in a position to retaliate, or even to
reply.  And another evil is, that this great error is disseminated. In
observing on it, in one of our works, called "Peter Simple," we have
put the following true observation in the mouth of O'Brien. Peter
observes, in his simple, right-minded way--

"I should think, O'Brien, that the very circumstance of having had
your feelings so often wounded by such language when you were a junior
officer would make you doubly careful not to use it towards others,
when you had advanced in the service."

"Peter, that's just the first feeling, which wears away after a time,
till at last your own sense of indignation becomes blunted, and
becomes indifferent to it: you forget, also, that you wound the
feelings of others, and carry the habit with you, to the great injury
and disgrace of the service."

Let it not be supposed that in making these remarks we want to cause
litigation, or insubordination.  On the contrary, we assert that this
error is the cause, and eventually will be much more the cause, of
insubordination; for as the junior officers who enter the service are
improved, so will they resist it.  The complaint here is more against
the officers than the captains, whose power has been perhaps already
too much curtailed by late regulations: that power must remain, for
although there may be some few who are so perverted as to make those
whom they command uncomfortable, in justice to the service we are
proud to assert, that the majority acknowledge, by their conduct, that
the greatest charm attached to power is to be able to make so many
people happy.




CHAPTER XXII

Our hero is sick with the service, but recovers with proper medicine.
An argument, ending, as most do, in a blow up.  Mesty lectures upon
craniology.


The day after the funeral, H.M. ship Aurora sailed for Malta, and on
her arrival the acting captain sent our two midshipmen on board the
Harpy without any remark, except "victualled the day discharged," as
they had been borne on the ship's books as supernumeraries.

Mr James, who was acting in the Aurora, was anxious to join the
Admiral at Toulon, and intended to sail the next day.  He met Captain
Wilson at the Governor's table, and stated that Jack and Gascoigne had
been put in irons by order of Captain Tartar; his suspicions, and the
report, that the duel had in consequence taken place; but Gascoigne
and Jack had both agreed that they would not communicate the events of
their cruise to anybody on board of the Aurora; and therefore nothing
else was known, except that they must have made powerful friends
somehow or another; and there appeared in the conduct of Captain
Tartar, as well as in the whole transaction, somewhat of a mystery.

"I should like to know what happened to my friend Jack, who fought the
duel," said the Governor, who had laughed at it till he held his
sides; "Wilson, do bring him here to-morrow morning, and let us have
his story."

"I am afraid of encouraging him, Sir Thomas, he is much too wild
already.  I told you of his first cruise.  He has nothing but
adventures, and they all end too favourably."

"Well, but you can send for him here and blow him up just as well as
in your own cabin, and then we will have the truth out of him."

"That you certainly will," replied Captain Wilson, "for he tells it
plainly enough."

"Well, to oblige me, send for him. I don't see he was much to blame in
absconding, as it appears he thought he would be hung.  I want to see
the lad."

"Well, Governor, if you wish it," replied Captain Wilson, who wrote a
note to Mr Sawbridge, requesting he would send Mr Easy to him at the
Governor's house at ten o'clock in the morning.

Jack made his appearance in his uniform--he did not much care for what
was said to him, as he was resolved to leave the service.  He had been
put in irons, and the iron had entered into his soul.

Mr Sawbridge had gone on shore about an hour before Jack had been sent
on board, and he had remained on shore all the night.  He did not
therefore see Jack but for a few minutes, and thinking it his duty to
say nothing to him at first, or to express his displeasure, he merely
observed to him that the captain would speak to him as soon as he came
on board.  As Gascoigne and our hero did not know how far it might be
safe, even at Malta, to acknowledge to what occurred on board the
speronare, which might get wind, they did not even tell their
messmates, resolving only to confide it to the captain.

When Jack was ushered into the presence of the captain, he found him
sitting with the Governor, and the breakfast on the table ready for
them.  Jack walked in with courage, but respectfully.  He was fond of
Captain Wilson, and wished to show him respect.  Captain Wilson
addressed him, pointed out that he had committed a great error in
fighting a duel--a greater error in demeaning himself by fighting the
purser's steward, and still greater in running away from his ship.
Jack looked respectfully to Captain Wilson, acknowledged that he had
done wrong, and promised to be more careful another time, if Captain
Wilson would look over it.

"Captain Wilson, allow me to plead for the young gentleman," said the
Governor; "I am convinced that it has only been an error in judgment."

"Well, Mr Easy, as you express your contrition, and the Governor
interferes in your behalf, I shall take no more notice of this.  But
recollect, Mr Easy, that you have occasioned me a great deal of
anxiety by your mad pranks, and I trust another time you will remember
that I am too anxious for your welfare not to be uncomfortable when
you run such risks.  You may now go on board to your duty, and tell
Mr. Gascoigne to do the same; and pray let us hear of no more duels or
running away."

Jack, whose heart softened at this kind treatment, did not venture to
speak; he made his bow and was about to quit the room, when the
Governor said--

"Mr Easy, you have not breakfasted?"

"I have, sir," replied Jack, "before I came on shore."

"But a midshipman can always eat two breakfasts, particularly when his
own comes first; so sit down and breakfast with us--it's all over
now."

"Even if it was not," replied Captain Wilson, laughing,

"I doubt whether it would spoil Mr Easy's breakfast.  Come, Mr Easy,
sit down."

Jack bowed, and took his chair, and proved that his lecture had not
taken away his appetite.  When breakfast was over, Captain Wilson
observed--

"Mr Easy, you have generally a few adventures to speak of when you
return, will you tell the Governor and me what has taken place since
you left us?"

"Certainly, sir," replied Jack; "but I venture to request that it may
be under the promise of secrecy, for it's rather important to me and
Gascoigne."

"Yes, if secrecy is really necessary, my boy; but I'm the best judge
of that," replied the Governor.

Jack then entered into a detail of his adventures, which we have
already described, much to the astonishment of the Governor and his
captain, and concluded his narration by stating that he wanted to
leave the service; he hoped that Captain Wilson would discharge him
and send him home.

"Pooh, nonsense!" said the Governor, "you shan't leave the
Mediterranean while I am here.  No, no--you must have more adventures,
and come back and tell them to me.  And recollect, my lad, that
whenever you come to Malta, there is a bed at the Governor's house,
and a seat at his table, always ready for you."

"You are very kind, Sir Thomas," replied Jack, "but--" "No buts at
all, sir--you shan't leave the service!  Besides, recollect that I can
ask for leave of absence for you to go and see Donna Agnes.  Ay, and
send you there, too."

Captain Wilson also remonstrated with our hero, and he gave up the
point.  It was harsh treatment which made him form the resolution it
was kindness which overcame it.

"With your permission, Captain Wilson, Mr Easy shall dine with us
to-day, and bring Gascoigne with him. You shall first scold him, and
I'll console him with a good dinner.  And, boy, don't be afraid to
tell your story everywhere.  Sit down and tell it at Nix Mangare
stairs, if you please.  I'm Governor here!"

Jack made his obeisance, and departed. "The lad must be treated
kindly, Captain Wilson," said the Governor; "he would be a loss to the
service.  Good heavens, what adventures, and how honestly he tells
everything!  I shall ask him to stay with me for the time you are
here, if you will allow me: I want to make friends with him--he must
not leave the service."

Captain Wilson, who felt that kindness and attention would be more
effectual with our hero than any other measures, gave his consent to
the Governor's proposition.  So Jack ate at the Governor's table, and
took lessons in Spanish and Italian until the Harpy had been refitted,
after heaving down.  Before she was ready a vessel arrived from the
fleet, directing Captain Wilson to repair to Mahon and send a
transport, lying there, to procure live bullocks for the fleet. Jack
did not join his ship very willingly, but he had promised the Governor
to remain in the service, and he went on board the evening before she
sailed.  He had been living so well that he had, at first, a horror of
midshipman's fare, but a good appetite seasons everything, and Jack
soon complained that there was not enough.  He was delighted to see
Jolliffe and Mesty after so long an absence; he laughed at the
boatswain's cheeks, inquired after the purser's steward's shot-holes,
shook hands with Gascoigne and his other messmates, gave Vigors a
thrashing, and then sat down to supper.

"Ah, Massa Easy, why you take a cruise without me?" said Mesty; "dat
very shabby.  By de power, but I wish I was there.  You ab too much
danger, Massa Easy, without Mesty, anyhow."

The next day the Harpy sailed, and Jack went to his duty.  Mr Asper
borrowed ten pounds, and our hero kept as much watch as he pleased,
which, as watching did not please him, was very little.  Mr Sawbridge
had long conversations with our hero, pointing out to him the
necessity of discipline and obedience in the service, and that there
was no such thing as equality, and that the rights of man secured to
everyone the property which he held in possession.

"According to your ideas, Mr Easy, a man has no more right to his wife
than anything else, and any other man may claim her."

Jack thought of Agnes, and he made matrimony an exception, as he
continued to argue the point; but although he argued, still his
philosophy was almost upset at the idea of any one disputing with him
the rights of man, with respect to Agnes.

The Harpy made the African coast, the wind continued contrary, and
they were baffled for many days; at last they espied a brig under the
land, about sixteen miles off; her rig and appearance made Captain
Wilson suspect that she was a privateer of some description or
another, but it was calm, and they could not approach her.
Nevertheless Captain Wilson thought it his duty to examine her; so at
ten o'clock at night the boats were hoisted out: as this was merely
intended for a reconnoitre, for there was no saying what she might be,
Mr Sawbridge did not go.  Mr Asper was in the sick list, so Mr
Smallsole the master had the command of the expedition.

Jack asked Mr Sawbridge to let him have charge of one of the boats.
Mr Jolliffe and Mr Vigors went in the pinnace with the master.  The
gunner had the charge of one cutter, and our hero had the command of
the other. Jack, although not much more than seventeen, was very
strong and tall for his age; indeed he was a man grown, and shaved
twice a-week.  His only object in going was to have a yarn for the
Governor when he returned to Malta.  Mesty went with him, and, as the
boat shoved off, Gascoigne slipped in, telling Jack that he was come
to take care of him, for which considerate kindness Jack expressed his
warmest thanks.  The orders to the master were very explicit; he was
to reconnoitre the vessel, and if she proved heavily armed not to
attack, for she was embayed, and could not escape the Harpy as soon as
there was wind.  If not armed he was to board her, but he was to do
nothing till the morning: the reason for sending the boats away so
soon was, that the men might not suffer from the heat of the sun
during the daytime, which was excessive, and had already put many men
on the sick list. The boats were to pull to the bottom of the bay, not
to go so near as to be discovered, and then drop their grapnels till
daylight. The orders were given to Mr Smallsole in presence of the
other officers who were appointed to the boats, that there might be no
mistake, and the boats then shoved off.

After a three hours' pull, they arrived to where the brig lay
becalmed, and, as they saw no lights moving on board, they supposed
they were not seen.  They dropped their grapnels in about seven
fathoms water and waited for daylight.  When Jack heard Captain
Wilson's orders that they were to lie at anchor till daylight, he had
sent down Mesty for fishing-lines, as fresh fish is always agreeable
in a midshipman's berth: he and Gascoigne amused themselves this way,
and as they pulled up the fish they entered into an argument, and Mr
Smallsole ordered them to be silent.  The point which they discussed
was relative to boat service; Gascoigne insisted that the boats should
all board at once--while our hero took it into his head that it was
better they should come up one after another; a novel idea, but Jack's
ideas on most points were singular.

"If you throw your whole force upon the decks at once, you overpower
them," observed Gascoigne; "if you do not you are beaten in detail."

"Very true," replied Jack, "supposing that you have an overpowering
force, or they are not prepared; but recollect, that if they are, the
case is altered; for instance, as to fire-arms--they fire theirs at
the first boat, and they have not time to re-load, when the second
comes up with its fire reserved; every fresh boat arriving adds to the
courage of those who have boarded, and to the alarm of those who
defend; the men come on fresh and fresh.  Depend upon it, Gascoigne,
there is nothing like a 'corps de reserve'."

"Will you keep silence in your boat, Mr Easy, or will you not?" cried
the master; "you're a disgrace to the service, sir."

"Thank ye, sir," replied Jack, in a low tone.  "I've another bite
Ned." Jack and his comrade continued to fish in silence till the day
broke.  The mist rolled off the stagnant water, and discovered the
brig, who, as soon as she perceived the boats, threw out the French
tricolour, and fired a gun of defiance.

Mr Smallsole was undecided; the gun fired was not a heavy one, and so
Mr Jolliffe remarked; the men, as usual, anxious for the attack,
asserted the same, and Mr Smallsole, afraid of retreating from the
enemy and being afterwards despised by the ship's company, ordered the
boats to weigh their grapnels.

"Stop a moment, my lads," said Jack to his men, "I've got a bite." The
men laughed at Jack's taking it so easy, but he was their pet; and
they did stop for him to pull up his fish, intending to pull up to the
other boats and recover their loss of a few seconds.

"I've hooked him now," said Jack; "you may up with the grapnel while I
up with the fish." But this delay gave the other boats a start of a
dozen strokes of their oars, which was a distance not easy to be
regained.

"They will be aboard before us, sir," said the coxswain.

"Never mind that", replied Jack; "someone must be last."

"But not the boat I am in," replied Gascoigne; "if I could help it."

"I tell you," replied Jack, "we shall be the 'corps de reserve,' and
have the honour of turning the scale in our favour."

"Give way, my lads," cried Gascoigne, perceiving the other boats still
kept their distance ahead of them, which was about a cable's length.

"Gascoigne, I command the boat," said Jack, "and I do not wish my men
to board without any breath in their bodies--that's a very unwise
plan.  A steady pull, my lads, and not too much exertion."

"By heavens, they'll take the vessel before we get alongside."

"Even if they should, I am right, am I not, Mesty?"

"Yes, Massa Easy, you very right--suppose they take vessel without
you, they no want you--suppose they want you, you come." And the
negro, who had thrown his jacket off, bared his arm, as if he intended
mischief.

The first cutter, commanded by the gunner, now gained upon the launch,
and was three boat's-lengths ahead of her when she came alongside. The
brig poured in her broadside--it was well directed, and down went the
boat.

"Cutter's sunk," exclaimed Gascoigne; "by heavens! give way, my men."

"Now, don't you observe, that had we all three been pulling up
together, the broadside would have sunk us all?" said Jack, very
composedly.

"There's board in the launch--give way, my men, give way," said
Gascoigne, stamping with impatience.

The reception was evidently warm; by the time that the launch had
poured in her men, the second cutter was close under the brig's
quarter--two more strokes and she was alongside; when of a sudden, a
tremendous explosion took place on the deck of the vessel, and bodies
and fragments were hurled up in the air.  So tremendous was the
explosion, that the men of the second cutter, as if transfixed,
simultaneously stopped pulling, their eyes directed to the volumes of
smoke which poured through the ports, and hid the whole of the masts
and rigging of the vessel.

"Now's your time, my lads, give way, and alongside," cried our hero.
The men, reminded by his voice, obeyed--but the impetus already given
to the boat was sufficient.  Before they could drop their oars in the
water they grazed against the vessel's sides, and, following Jack,
were in a few seconds on the quarter-deck of the vessel.  A dreadful
sight presented itself--the whole deck was black, and corpses lay
strewed; their clothes on them still burning, and among the bodies lay
fragments of what once were men.

The capstern was unshipped and turned over on its side--the binnacles
were in remnants, and many of the ropes ignited.  There was not one
person left on deck to oppose them.

As they afterwards learned from some of the men who had saved their
lives by remaining below, the French captain had seen the boats before
they anchored, and had made every preparation; he had filled a large
ammunition chest with cartridges for the guns, that they might not
have to hand them up.  The conflict between the men of the pinnace and
the crew of the vessel was carried on near the capstern, and a pistol
fired had accidentally communicated with the powder, which blew up in
the very centre of the dense and desperate struggle.

The first object was to draw water and extinguish the flames, which
were spreading over the vessel; as soon as that was accomplished, our
hero went aft to the taffrail, and looked for the cutter which had
been sunk. "Gascoigne, jump into the boat with four men--I see the
cutter floats a quarter of a mile astern: there may be someone alive
yet. I think now I see a head or two."

Gascoigne hastened away, and soon returned with three of the cutter's
men; the rest had sunk, probably killed or wounded by the discharge of
the broadside.

"Thank God, there's three saved!" said Jack, "for we have lost too
many.  We must now see if any of these poor fellows are yet alive, and
clear the decks of the remnants of those who have been blown to
pieces. I say, Ned, where should we have been if we had boarded with
the pinnace?"

"You always fall upon your feet, Easy," replied Gascoigne; "but that
does not prove that you are right."

"I see there's no convincing you, Ned, you are so confoundedly fond of
argument.  However, I've no time to argue now--we must look to these
poor fellows; some are still alive."

Body after body was thrown through the ports, the habiliments, in most
cases, enabling them to distinguish whether it was that of a departed
friend or foe.

Jack turned round, and observed Mesty with his foot on a head which
had been blown from the trunk.

"What are you about, Mesty?"

"Massa Easy, I look at dis, and I tink it Massa Vigors' head, and den
I tink dis skull of his enemy nice present make to little Massa
Gossett; and den I tink again, and I say, no, he dead and nebber
thrash any more--so let him go overboard."

Jack turned away, forgiving Vigors in his heart; he thought of the
petty animosities of a midshipman's berth, as he looked at the
blackened portion of a body half an hour before possessing intellect.

"Massa Easy," said Mesty, "I tink you say right, anyhow, when you say
forgive: den, Massa Vigors," continued Mesty, taking up the head by
the singed hair, and tossing it out of the port; "you really very bad
man--but Ashantee forgive you."

"Here's somebody alive," said Gascoigne to Jack, examining a body, the
face of which was black as a cinder and not to be recognised, "and he
is one of our men, too, by his dress."

Our hero went up to examine, and to assist Gascoigne in disengaging
the body from a heap of ropes and half-burnt tarpaulings with which it
was entangled.  Mesty followed, and looking at the lower extremities
said, "Massa Easy, dat Massa Jolliffe; I know him trousers; marine
tailor say he patch um for ever, and so old dat de thread no hold;
yesterday he had dis patch put in, and marine tailor say he be d--n if
he patch anymore, please nobody."

Mesty was right; it was poor Jolliffe, whose face was burnt as black
as a coal by the explosion.  He had also lost three fingers of the
left hand, but as soon as he was brought out on the deck he appeared
to recover, and pointed to his mouth for water, which was instantly
procured.

"Mesty," said Jack, "I leave you in charge of Mr Jolliffe; take every
care of him till I can come back."

The investigation was then continued, and four English sailors found
who might be expected to recover, as well as about the same number of
Frenchmen; the remainder of the bodies were then thrown overboard. The
hat only of the master was picked up between the guns, and there were
but eleven Frenchmen found below.

The vessel was the Franklin, a French privateer of ten guns and
sixty-five men, of which, eight men were away in prizes.  The loss on
the part of the vessel was forty-six killed and wounded.  On that of
the Harpy, it was five drowned in the cutter, and eighteen blown up
belonging to the pinnace, out of which total of twenty-three, they had
only Mr Jolliffe and five seamen alive.

"The Harpy is standing in with a breeze from the offing," said
Gascoigne to Easy.

"So much the better, for I am sick of this, Ned; there is something so
horrible in it, and I wish I was on board again. I have just been to
Jolliffe; he can speak a little; I think he will recover. I hope so,
poor fellow; he will then obtain his promotion, for he is the
commanding officer of all us who are left."

"And if he does," replied Gascoigne, "he can swear that it was by
having been blown up which spoilt his beauty--but here comes the
Harpy. I have been looking for an English ensign to hoist over the
French, but cannot find one; so I hoist a wheft over it,--that will
do."

The Harpy was soon hove-to close to the brig, and Jack went on board
in the cutter to report what had taken place.  Captain Wilson was much
vexed and grieved at the loss of so many men: fresh hands were put in
the cutter to man the pinnace, and he and Sawbridge both went on board
to witness the horrible effects of the explosion as described by our
hero.

Jolliffe and the wounded men were taken on board, and all of them
recovered.  We have before stated how disfigured the countenance of
poor Mr Jolliffe had been by the small-pox--so severely was it burned
that the whole of the countenance came off in three weeks like a mask,
and every one declared that, seamed as it still was, Mr Jolliffe was
better looking than he was before.  It may be as well here to state,
that Mr Jolliffe not only obtained his promotion, but a pension for
his wounds, and retired from the service.  He was still very plain,
but as it was known that he had been blown up, the loss of his eye as
well as the scars on his face were all put down to the same accident,
and he excited interest as a gallant and maimed officer.  He married,
and lived contented and happy to a good old age.

The Harpy proceeded with her prize to Mahon. Jack, as usual, obtained
a great deal of credit; whether he deserved it, or whether, as
Gascoigne observed, he always fell upon his feet, the reader may
decide from our narrative; perhaps there was a little of both. The
seamen of the Harpy, if summoned in a hurry, used very often to reply,
"Stop a minute, I've got a bite": as for Jack, he often said to
himself, "I have a famous good yarn for the Governor."




CHAPTER XXIIII

Jack goes on another cruise--Love and diplomacy--Jack proves himself
as clever for three, and upsets all the arrangements of the high
contracting powers.


A few days after the arrival of the Harpy at Port Mahon a cutter came
in with despatches from the Admiral.  Captain Wilson found that he was
posted into the Aurora frigate, in which a vacancy had been made by
the result of our hero's transgressions.

Mr Sawbridge was raised to the rank of commander, and appointed to the
command of the Harpy.  The Admiral informed Captain Wilson that he
must detain the Aurora until the arrival of another frigate, hourly
expected, and then she would be sent down to Mahon for him to take the
command of her.  Further, he intimated that a supply of live bullocks
would be very agreeable, and begged that he would send to Tetuan
immediately.

Captain Wilson had lost so many officers that he knew not whom to
send: indeed, now he was no longer in command of the Harpy, and there
was but one lieutenant and no master or master's mate. Gascoigne and
Jack were the only two serviceable midshipmen, and he was afraid to
trust them on any expedition in which expedition was required.

"What shall we do, Sawbridge? shall we send Easy or Gascoigne, or
both, or neither?--for if the bullocks are not forthcoming, the
Admiral will not let them off as we do."

"We must send somebody, Wilson," replied Captain Sawbridge, "and it is
the custom to send two officers, as one receives the bullocks on
board, while the other attends to the embarkation."

"Well, then send both, Sawbridge, but lecture them well first." "I
don't think they can get into any mischief there," replied Sawbridge;
"and it's such a hole that they will be glad to get away from it."

Easy and Gascoigne were summoned, listened very respectfully to all
Captain Sawbridge said, promised to conduct themselves with the utmost
propriety, received a letter to the vice-consul, and were sent with
their hammocks and chests in the cabin on board the Eliza, Ann, brig,
of two hundred and sixteen tons, chartered by government--the master
and crew of which were all busy forward heaving up their anchors.

The master of the transport came aft to receive them: he was short,
red-haired young man, with hands as broad as the flappers of a turtle;
he was broad-faced, broad-shouldered, well freckled, and pug-nosed;
but if not very handsome he was remarkably good humoured. As soon as
the chests and hammocks were on deck, he told them that when he could
get the anchor up and make sail, he would give them some bottled
porter.  Jack proposed that he should get the porter up, and they
would drink it while he got the anchor up, as it would save time.

"It may save time, mayhap, but it won't save porter," replied the
master; "however, you shall have it."

He called the boy, ordered him to bring up the porter, and then went
forward. Jack made the boy bring up two chairs, put the porter on the
companion hatch, and he and Gascoigne sat down.  The anchor was
weighed, and the transport ran out under her foretopsail, as they were
light-handed, and had to secure the anchor.  The transport passed
within ten yards of the Harpy, and Captain Sawbridge, when he
perceived the two midshipmen taking it so very easy, sitting in their
chairs with their legs crossed, arms folded, and their porter before
them, had a very great mind to order the transport to heave-to, but he
could spare no other officer, so he walked away saying to himself,
"There'll be another yarn for the Governor, or I'm mistaken."

As soon as sail was made on the transport, the master, whose name was
Hogg, came up to our hero, and asked him how he found the porter. Jack
declared that he never could venture an opinion upon the first
bottle--"So, Captain Hogg, we'll trouble you for a second"--after which
they troubled him for a third--begged for a fourth--must drink his
health in a fifth--and finally pointed out the propriety of making up
the half-dozen. By this time they found themselves rather light-headed;
so, desiring Captain Hogg to keep a sharp look-out, and not to call
them on any account whatever, they retired to their hammocks.

The next morning they awoke late; the breeze was fresh and fair: they
requested Captain Hogg not to consider the expense, as they would pay
for all they ate and drank, and all he did, into the bargain, and
promised him a fit-out when they got to Tetuan.

What with this promise and calling him captain, our hero and Gascoigne
won the master's heart, and being a very good tempered fellow, they
did what they pleased.  Jack also tossed a doubloon to the men for
them to drink on their arrival, and all the men of the transport were
in a transport at Jack's coming to "reign over them." It must be
acknowledged that Jack's reign was, for the most part of it, "happy
and glorious." At last they arrived at Tetuan, and our Pylades and
Orestes went on shore to call upon the vice-consul, accompanied by
Captain Hogg.  They produced their credentials, and demanded bullocks.

The vice-consul was a very young man, short and thin, and
light-haired; his father had held the situation before him, and he had
been appointed his successor because nobody else had thought the
situation worth applying for.  Nevertheless, Mr Hicks was impressed
with the immense responsibility of his office.  It was, however, a
place of some little emolument at this moment, and Mr Hicks had plenty
on his hands besides his sister, who, being the only English lady
there, set the fashion of the place, and usurped all the attention of
the gentlemen mariners who occasionally came for bullocks.  But Miss
Hicks knew her own importance, and had successively refused three
midshipmen, one master's mate, and an acting purser. African bullocks
were plentiful at Tetuan, but English ladies were scarce; moreover,
she had a pretty little fortune of her own, to wit, three hundred
dollars in a canvas bag, left her by her father, and entirely at her
own disposal.

Miss Hicks was very like her brother, except that she was more
dumpling in her figure, with flaxen hair; her features were rather
pretty, and her skin very fair.  As soon as the preliminaries had been
entered into, and arrangements made in a small room with bare walls,
which Mr Hicks denominated his office, they were asked to walk into
the parlour to be introduced to the vice-consul's sister.  Miss Hicks
tossed her head at the two midshipmen, but smiled most graciously at
Captain Hogg.  She knew the relative ranks of midshipman and captain.
After a short time she requested the honour of Captain Hogg's company
to dinner, and begged that he would bring his midshipmen with him, at
which Jack and Gascoigne looked at each other and burst out in a
laugh, and Miss Hicks was very near rescinding the latter part of her
invitation.

As soon as they were out of the house, they told the captain to go on
board and get all ready whilst they walked round the town.  Having
peeped into every part of it, and stared at Arabs, Moors, and Jews,
till they were tired, they proceeded to the landing-place, where they
met the captain, who informed them that he had done nothing, because
the men were all drunk with Jack's doubloon. Jack replied that a
doubloon would not last for ever, and that the sooner they drank it
out the better.  They then returned to the vice-consul's, whom they
requested to procure for them fifty dozen of fowls, twenty sheep, and
a great many other articles which might be obtained at the place; for,
as Jack said, they would live well going up to Toulon, and if there
were any of the stock left they would give them to the Admiral, for
Jack had taken the precaution to put his father's philosophy once more
to the proof before he quitted Mahon. As Jack gave such a liberal
order, and the vice-consul cheated him out of at least one-third of
what he paid, Mr Hicks thought he could do no less than offer beds to
our midshipmen as well as to Captain Hogg; so, as soon as dinner was
over, they ordered Captain Hogg to go on board and bring their things
on shore, which he did.

As the time usual for transports remaining at Tetuan before they could
be completed with bullocks was three weeks, our midshipmen decided
upon staying at least so long if they could find anything to do; or if
they could not, doing nothing was infinitely preferable to doing duty.
So they took up their quarters at the vice-consul's, sending for
porter and other things which were not to be had but from the
transport; and Jack, to prove that he was not a swindler, as Captain
Tartar had called him, gave Captain Hogg a hundred dollars on account,
for Captain Hogg had a large stock of porter and English luxuries,
which he had brought out as a venture, and of which he had still a
considerable portion left. As, therefore, our midshipmen not only were
cheated by the vice-consul, but they also supplied his table.  Mr
Hicks was very hospitable, and everything was at their service except
Miss Julia, who turned up her nose at a midshipman, even upon full
pay; but she made great advances to the captain, who, on his part, was
desperately in love: so the mate and the men made all ready for the
bullocks, Jack and Gascoigne made themselves comfortable, and Captain
Hogg made love, and thus passed the first week.

The chamber of Easy and Gascoigne was at the top of the house, and
finding it excessively warm, Gascoigne had forced his way up to the
flat roof above (for the houses are all built in that way in most
Mahomedan countries, to enable the occupants to enjoy the cool of the
evening, and sometimes to sleep there).  Those roofs, where houses are
built next to each other, are divided by a wall of several feet, to
insure that privacy which the Mahomedan customs demand.

Gascoigne had not been long up there before he heard the voice of a
female, singing a plaintive air in a low tone, on the other side of
the wall.  Gascoigne sang well himself, and having a very fine ear, he
was pleased with the correctness of the notes, although he had never
heard the air before.  He leant against the wall, smoked his cigar,
and listened.  It was repeated again and again at intervals; Gascoigne
soon caught the notes, which sounded so clear and pure in the silence
of the night.

At last they ceased, and having waited another half-hour in vain, our
midshipman returned to his bed, humming the air which had so pleased
his ear.  It haunted him during his sleep, and rang in his ears when
he awoke, as it is well known any new air that pleases us will do.
Before breakfast was ready, Gascoigne had put English words to it, and
sang them over and over again.  He inquired of the vice-consul who
lived in the next house, and was answered, that it was an old Moor,
who was reported to be wealthy, and to have a daughter, whom many of
the people had asked in marriage, but whether for her wealth or for
her beauty he could not tell; he had, however, heard that she was very
handsome.  Gascoigne made no further inquiries, but went out with Jack
and Captain Hogg, and on board to see the water got in for the
bullocks.

"Where did you pick up that air, Gascoigne?  It is very pretty, but I
never heard you sing it before."

Gascoigne told him, and also what he had heard from Mr Hicks. "I am
determined, Jack, to see that girl if I can.  Hicks can talk Arabic
fast enough; just ask him the Arabic for these words--'Don't be
afraid--I love you--I cannot speak your tongue', and put them down on
paper as they are pronounced."

Jack rallied Gascoigne upon his fancy, which could end in nothing.
"Perhaps not," replied Gascoigne; "and I should have cared nothing
about it, if she had not sung so well. I really believe the way to my
heart is through my ear;--however, I shall try to-night, and soon find
if she has the feeling which I think she has.  Now let us go back; I'm
tired of looking at women with garments up to their eyes, and men in
dirt up to their foreheads."

As they entered the house they heard an altercation between Mr and
Miss Hicks. "I shall never give my consent, Julia; one of those
midshipmen you turn your nose up at is worth a dozen Hoggs."

"Now, if we only knew the price of a hog in this country," observed
Easy, "we should be able to calculate our exact value, Ned."

"A hog, being an unclean animal, is not--"

"Hush," said Jack.

"Mr Hicks," replied Miss Julia, "I am mistress of myself and my
fortune, and I shall do as I please."

"Depend upon it, you shall not, Julia. I consider it my duty to
prevent you from making an improper match: and, as his Majesty's
representative here, I cannot allow you to marry this young man."

"Mercy on us!" said Gascoigne, "his Majesty's representative!"

"I shall not ask your consent," replied the lady.

"Yes, but you shall not marry without my consent.  I have, as you
know, Julia, from my situation here, as one of his Majesty's 'corps
diplomatick,' great power, and I shall forbid the banns; in fact, it
is only I who can marry you."

"Then I'll marry elsewhere."

"And what will you do on board of the transport until you are able to
be married?"

"I shall do as I think proper," replied the lady; "and I'll thank you
for none of your indelicate insinuations."

So saying, the lady bounced out of the room into her own, and our
midshipmen then made a noise in the passage to intimate that they had
come in.  They found Mr Hicks looking very red and vice-consular
indeed, but he recovered himself; and Captain Hogg making his
appearance, they went to dinner; but Miss Julia would not make her
appearance, and Mr Hicks was barely civil to the captain, but he was
soon afterwards called out, and our midshipmen went into the office to
enable the two lovers to meet.  They were heard then talking together,
and after a time they said less, and their language was more tender.

"Let us see what's going on, Jack," said Gascoigne; and they walked
softly, so as to perceive the two lovers, who were too busy to be on
the look-out.

Captain Hogg was requesting a lock of his mistress's hair.  The plump
Julia could deny him nothing; she let fall her flaxen tresses, and
taking out the scissors cut off a thick bunch from her hair behind,
which she presented to the captain; it was at least a foot and a half
long, and an inch in circumference.  The captain took it in his
immense hand, and thrust it into his coat-pocket behind, but one
thrust down to the bottom would not get it in, so he thrust again and
again until it was all coiled away like a cable in a tier.

"That's a liberal girl," whispered Jack, "she gives by wholesale what
it will take some time to retail.  But here comes Mr Hicks, let's give
them warning; I like Hogg, and as she fancies pork, she shall have it,
if I can contrive to help them."

That night Gascoigne went again on the roof, and after waiting some
time heard the same air repeated: he waited until it was concluded,
and then, in a very low tone, sung it himself to the words he had
arranged for it.  For some time all was silent, and then the singing
recommenced, but it was not to the same air.  Gascoigne waited until
the new air had been repeated several times, and then, giving full
scope to his fine tenor voice, sang the first air again.  It echoed
through the silence of the night air, and then he waited, but in vain;
the soft voice of the female was heard no more, and Gascoigne retired
to rest.

This continued for three or four nights, Gascoigne singing the same
airs the ensuing night that he had heard the preceding, until at last
it appeared that the female had no longer any fear, but changed the
airs so as to be amused with the repetition of them next evening. On
the fifth night she sang the first air, and our midshipman responding,
she then sang another, until she had sung them all, waiting each time
for the response.  The wall was not more than eight feet high, and
Gascoigne now determined, with the assistance of Jack, to have a sight
of his unknown songstress.  He asked Captain Hogg to bring on shore
some inch line, and he contrived to make a ladder with three or four
poles which were upstairs, used for drying linen.  He fixed them
against the wall without noise, all ready for the evening.  It was a
beautiful, clear moonlight night, when he went up, accompanied by
Jack.  The air was again sung, and repeated by Gascoigne, who then
softly mounted the ladder, held by Jack, and raised his head above the
wall; he perceived a young Moorish girl, splendidly dressed,
half-lying on an ottoman, with her eyes fixed upon the moon, whose
rays enabled him to observe that she was indeed beautiful.  She
appeared lost in contemplation; and Gascoigne would have given the
world to have divined her thoughts.  Satisfied with what he had seen,
he descended, and singing one of the airs, he then repeated the words,
"Do not be afraid--I love you--I cannot speak your language." He then
sang another of the airs, and after he had finished he again repeated
the words in Arabic; but there was no reply.  He sang the third air,
and again repeated the words, when, to his delight, he heard an answer
in Lingua Franca.

"Can you speak in this tongue?"

"Yes," replied Gascoigne, "I can, Allah be praised!  Be not afraid--I
love you."

"I know you not; who are you? you are not of my people."

"No, but I will be anything that you wish.  I am a Frank, and an
English officer."

At this reply of Gascoigne there was a pause.

"Am I then despised?" said Gascoigne.

"No, not despised; but you are not of my people, or of my land; speak
no more, or you will be heard."

"I obey," replied Gascoigne, "since you wish it; but I shall pine till
to-morrow's moon.  I go to dream of you.  Allah protect you!"

"How amazingly poetical you were in your language, Ned," said Easy,
when they went down into their room.

"To be sure, Jack, I've read the Arabian Nights.  You never saw such
eyes in your life; what a houri she is!"

"Is she as handsome as Agnes, Ned?"

"Twice as handsome by moonlight."

"That's all moonshine, and so will be your courting, for it will come
to nothing."

"Not if I can help it."

"Why, Gascoigne, what would you do with a wife?"

"Just exactly what you would do, Jack."

"I mean, my dear Ned, can you afford to marry?"

"Not while the old Governor lives, but I know he has some money in the
funds.  He told me one day that I could not expect more than three
thousand pounds.  You know I have sisters."

"And before you come into that you'll have three thousand children."

"That's a large family, Jack," replied Gascoigne, bursting out into
laughter, in which our hero joined.

"Well, you know I only wanted to argue the point with you."

"I know that, Jack.  But I think we're counting our chickens before
they are hatched, which is foolish."

"In every other case except when we venture upon matrimony."

"Why, Jack, you're becoming quite sensible."

"My wisdom is for my friends, my folly for myself.  Good-night."
But Jack did not go to sleep.

"I must not allow Gascoigne to do such a foolish thing," thought he.
"Marry a dark girl on midshipman's pay, if he succeeds--get his throat
cut if he does not."

As Jack said, his wisdom was for his friends, and he was so generous
that he reserved none for his own occasions.

Miss Julia Hicks, as we before observed, set the fashions at Tetuan,
and her style of dress was not unbecoming.  The Moorish women wore
large veils, or they may be called what you will, for their
head-dresses descend to their heels at times and cover the whole body,
leaving an eye to peep with, and hiding everything else. Now Miss
Hicks found this much more convenient than the bonnet, as she might
walk out in the heat of the sun without burning her fair skin, and
stare at everybody and everything without being stared at in return.
She therefore never went out without one of these overalls, composed
of several yards of fine muslin.  Her dress in the house was usually
of coloured sarcenet, for a small vessel came into the port one day
during her father's lifetime, unloaded a great quantity of bales of
goods with English marks, and, as the vessel had gone out in ballast,
there was a surmise on his part by what means they came into the
captain's possession.  He therefore cited the captain up to the
Governor, but the affair was amicably arranged by the vice-consul
receiving about one quarter of the cargo in bales of silks and
muslins. Miss Hicks had therefore all her dresses of blue, green, and
yellow sarcenet, which, with the white muslin overall, made her as
conspicuous as the only Frankish lady in the town had a right to be,
and there was not a dog which barked in Tetuan which did not know the
sister of the vice-consul, although few had seen her face.

Now it occurred to Jack, as Gascoigne was determined to carry on his
amour, that in case of surprise it would be as well if he dressed
himself as Miss Hicks.  He proposed it to Gascoigne the next morning,
who approved of the idea, and in the course of the day, when Miss
Hicks was busy with Captain Hogg, he contrived to abstract one of her
dresses and muslin overalls, which he could do in safety, as there
were plenty of them, for Miss Hicks was not troubled with
mantua-makers' bills.

When Gascoigne went up on the roof the ensuing night, he put on the
apparel of Miss Hicks, and looked very like her as far as figure went,
although a little taller.  He waited for the Moorish girl to sing, but
she did not; so he crept up the ladder and looked over the wall, when
he observed that she was reclining as before in deep thought. His
head, covered with the muslin, caught her eye, and she gave a faint
scream.

"Fear not, lady," said Gascoigne, "it is not the first time that I
have beheld that sweet face.  I sigh for a companion.  What would I
not give to be sitting by your side! I am not of your creed, 'tis
true, but does it therefore follow that we should not love each
other?"

The Moorish girl was about to reply, when Gascoigne received an answer
from a quarter whence he little expected it.  It was from the Moor
himself, who, hearing his daughter's scream, had come swiftly up to
the roof.

"Does the Frankish lily wish to mingle her perfumes with the dark
violet?" said he; for he had often seen the sister of the vice-consul,
and he imagined it was she who had come on the roof and ascended the
wall to speak with his daughter.

Gascoigne had presence of mind to avail himself of this fortunate
mistake. "I am alone, worthy Moor," replied he, pulling the muslin
over his face, "and I pine for a companion. I have been charmed by the
nightingale on the roof of your dwelling; but I thought not to meet
the face of a man when I took courage to climb this ladder."

"If the Frankish lily will have courage to descend, she can sit by the
side of the dark violet."

Gascoigne thought it advisable to make no reply.

"Fear not," said the old Moor; "what is an old man but a woman!" and
the Moor brought a ladder, which he placed against the wall.

After a pause Gascoigne said, "It is my fate"; and he then descended,
and was led by the Moor to the mattress upon which his daughter
reclined.  The Moor then took his seat near them, and they entered
into conversation.  Gascoigne knew quite enough of the vice-consul and
his sister to play his part, and he thought proper to tell the Moor
that her brother wished to give her as wife to the captain of the
ship, whom she abhorred, and would take her to a cold and foggy
climate; that she had been born here, and wished to live and die here,
and would prefer passing her life in his women's apartments to leaving
this country.  At which, Abdel Faza, for such was his name, felt very
amorous.  He put his hand to his forehead, salaamed, and told
Gascoigne that his zenana, and all that were in it, were hers, as well
as his house and himself.  After an hour's conversation, in which
Azar, his daughter, did not join, the old Moor asked Gascoigne to
descend into the women's apartment; and observing his daughter's
silence, said to her--

"Azar, you are angry that this Frankish houri should come to the
apartments of which you have hitherto been sole mistress.  Fear not,
you will soon be another's, for Osman Ali has asked thee for his wife,
and I have listened to his request."

Now Osman Ali was as old as her father, and Azar hated him. She
offered her hand tremblingly, and led Gascoigne into the zenana. The
Moor attended them to the threshold, bowed, and left them.

That Gascoigne had time to press his suit, and that he did not lose
such a golden opportunity, may easily be imagined, and her father's
communication relative to Osman Ali very much assisted our
midshipman's cause.

He left the zenana, like most midshipmen, in love; that is, a little
above quicksilver boiling heat. Jack, who had remained in a state of
some suspense all this time, was not sorry to hear voices in an
amicable tone, and in a few minutes afterwards he perceived that
Gascoigne was ascending the ladder.  It occurred to our hero that it
was perhaps advisable that he should not be seen, as the Moor in his
gallantry might come up the ladder with his supposed lady.  He was
right, for Abdel Faza not only followed her up the ladder on his side
but assisted her to descend on the other, and with great ceremony took
his leave.

Gascoigne hastened to Jack, who had been peeping, and gave him a
detail of what had passed, describing Azar as the most beautiful,
fascinating, and fond creature that ever was created.  After half an
hour's relation he stopped short, because he discovered that Jack was
fast asleep.

The visits of Gascoigne were repeated every night; old Abdel Faza
became every time more gallant, and our midshipman was under the
necessity of assuming a virtue if he had it not.  He pretended to be
very modest.

In the meantime Captain Hogg continued his attentions to the real Miss
Hicks.  The mate proceeded to get the bullocks on board, and as more
than three weeks had already passed away, it was time to think of
departing for Toulon; but Captain Hogg was too much in love; and as
for Gascoigne, he intended, like all midshipmen in love, to give up
the service. Jack reasoned with the captain, who appeared to listen to
reason, because Miss Hicks had agreed to follow his fortunes, and
crown his transports in the transport Mary Ann. He therefore proposed
that they should get away as fast as they could, and as soon as they
had weighed the anchor he would come on shore, take off Miss Hicks,
and make all sail for Toulon.

Jack might have suffered this; the difficulty was with Gascoigne, who
would not hear of going away without his lovely Azar. At last Jack
planned a scheme which he thought would succeed, and which would be a
good joke to tell the Governor.  He therefore appeared to consent to
Gascoigne's carrying off his little Moor, and they canvassed how it
was to be managed.  Jack then told Gascoigne that he had hit upon a
plan which would succeed.

"I find," said he, "from Captain Hogg, that he has an intention of
carrying off Miss Hicks, and when I sounded him as to his having a
lady with him, he objected to it immediately, saying, that he must
have all the cabin to himself and his intended. Now, in the first
place, I have no notion of giving up the cabin to Miss Hicks or Mrs
Hogg.  It will be very uncomfortable to be shut out, because he wishes
to make love; I therefore am determined that he shall not take off
Miss Hicks.  He has proposed to me that he shall go on board, and get
the brig under way, leaving me with a boat on shore to sign the
vouchers, and that Miss Hicks shall slip into the boat when I go off
at dusk.  Now I will not bring off Miss Hicks; if he wants to marry
her, let him do it when I am not on board. I have paid for everything,
and I consider the cabin as mine.

"Look you, Ned, if you wish to carry off your little Moor, there is
but one way, and that is a very simple one; leave her a dress of Miss
Hicks's when you go there to-morrow night, and tell her to slip down
at dusk, and come out of the house: all the danger will be in her own
house, for as soon as she is out, she will be supposed to be the
vice-consul's sister, and will not be observed or questioned. I will
look out for and bring her on board instead of Miss Hicks.  Hogg will
have the brig under way, and will be too happy to make all sail, and
she shall lock the cabin inside, so that the mistake shall not be
discovered till the next morning, and we shall have a good laugh at
Captain Hogg."

Gascoigne pronounced that Jack's scheme was capital, and agreed to it,
thanking him, and declaring that he was the best friend that he ever
had.  "So I will be," thought Jack, "but you will not acknowledge it
at first." Jack then went to Captain Hogg, and appeared to enter
warmly into his views, but told him that Hicks suspected what was
going on, and had told him so, at the same time declaring that he
would not lose sight of his sister until after Hogg was on board.

"Now," says Jack, "you know you cannot do the thing by main force; so
the best plan will be for you to go on board and get under way,
leaving me to bring off Miss Hicks, when her brother will imagine all
danger to be over."

"Many thanks, Mr Easy," replied Captain Hogg; "it will be capital, and
I'll arrange it all with my Sophy.  How very kind of you!"

"But, Hogg, will you promise me secrecy?"

"Yes," replied the captain.

"That Gascoigne is a very silly fellow, and wants to run away with a
girl he has made acquaintance with here; and what do you think he has
proposed? that after the ship was under way, that I shall carry her
off in the boat; and he has borrowed one of the dresses of Miss Hicks,
that it may appear to be her.  I have agreed to it, but as I am
determined that he shall not commit such a folly, I shall bring off
Miss Hicks instead; and, observe, Hogg, he is that sort of wild
fellow, that if he was to find that I had cheated him, he would
immediately go on shore and be left behind; therefore we must hand
Miss Hicks down in the cabin, and she will lock the door all night, so
that he may not observe the trick till the next morning, and then we
shall have a fine laugh at him."

Captain Hogg replied it would be an excellent joke, as Gascoigne did
before him.

Now it must be observed, that the water and the bullocks, and the
sheep and fowls, were all on board; and Mr Hicks, having received his
money from Jack, had very much altered his manner; he was barely
civil, for as he had got all he could out of our hero, he was anxious
to get rid of him as well as of Captain Hogg.  Our hero was very
indignant at this, but as it would not suit his present views,
pretended not to notice it--on the contrary, he professed the warmest
friendship for the vice-consul, and took an opportunity of saying that
he could not return his kindness in a better way than by informing him
of the plot which had been arranged.  He then told him of the intended
escape of his sister, and that he was the person intended to bring her
off.

"Infamous, by heavens!" cried the vice-consul; "I shall write to the
foreign office on the subject."

"I think," said Jack, "it will be much better to do what I shall
propose, which will end in a hearty laugh, and to the confusion of
Captain Hogg.  Do you dress yourself in your sister's clothes, and I
will bring you off instead of her.  Let him imagine that he has your
sister secure; I will hand you down to the cabin, and do you lock
yourself in.  He cannot sail without my orders, and I will not sign
the vouchers.  The next morning we will open the cabin-door and have a
good laugh at him.  Desire your boat to be off at daylight to take you
on shore, and I will then make him proceed to Toulon forthwith.  It
will be a capital joke."

So thought the vice-consul, as well as Gascoigne and Captain Hogg.  He
shook hands with Jack, and was as civil to him as before.

That night Gascoigne left one of Miss Hicks's many dresses with Azar,
who agreed to follow his fortunes, and who packed up all the jewels
and money she could lay her hands upon.  Poor little child, she
trembled with fear and delight.  Miss Hicks smuggled, as she thought,
a box of clothes on board, and in the box was her fortune of three
hundred dollars.  Mr Hicks laughed in his sleeve, so did Jack; and
every one went to bed with expectations that their wishes would be
realised.  After an early dinner, Captain Hogg and Gascoigne went on
board, both squeezing Jack's hand as if they were never to see him
again, and looks of intelligence passed between all the parties.

As soon as they were out of the door the vice-consul chuckled and Miss
Hicks, who thought he chuckled at the idea of having rid himself of
Captain Hogg, chuckled still more as she looked at our hero, who was
her confidant; and our hero, for reasons known to the reader, chuckled
more than either of them.

A little before dark, the boat was sent on shore from the brig, which
was now under way, and Mr Hicks, as had been agreed, said that he
should go into the office and prepare the vouchers--that is, put on
his sister's clothes.  Miss Hicks immediately rose, and wishing our
hero a pleasant voyage, as had been agreed, said that she should
retire for the night, as she had a bad headache--she wished her
brother good-night, and went into her room to wait another hour, when
our hero, having shoved off the boat to deceive the vice-consul, was
to return, meet her in the garden, and take her off to the brig. Our
hero then went into the office and assisted the vice-consul, who took
off all his own clothes and tied them up in a handkerchief, intending
to resume them after he had gone into the cabin.

As soon as he was ready, Jack carried his bundle and led the supposed
Miss Hicks down to the boat.  They shoved off in a great hurry, and
Jack took an opportunity of dropping Mr Hicks's bundle overboard.  As
soon as they arrived alongside, Mr Hicks ascended, and was handed by
Jack down into the cabin: he squeezed Jack's hand as he entered,
saying in a whisper, "To-morrow morning what a laugh we shall have!"
and then he locked the door.  In the meantime the boat was hooked on
and hoisted up, and Jack took the precaution to have the dead lights
lowered, that Mr Hicks might not be able to ascertain what was going
on.  Gascoigne came up to our hero and squeezed his hand.

"I'm so much obliged to you, Jack. I say, to-morrow morning what a
laugh we shall have!"

As soon as the boat was up, and the mainyard filled, Captain Hogg also
came up to our hero, shaking him by the hand and thanking him; and he
too concluded by saying, "I say, Mr Easy, to-morrow morning what a
laugh we shall have!"

"Let those laugh who win," thought Jack. The wind was fair, the watch
was set, the course was steered, and all went down to their hammocks,
and went to sleep, waiting for to-morrow morning.  Mr Hicks, also,
having nothing better to do, went to sleep, and by the morning dawn,
the transport Mary Ann was more than a hundred miles from the African
shore.




CHAPTER XXIV

Our hero plays the very devil.


We must leave the reader to imagine the effect of the next morning's
denouement.  Everyone was in a fury except Jack, who did nothing but
laugh.  The captain wanted to return to obtain Miss Hicks, Gascoigne
to obtain Azar, and the vice-consul to obtain his liberty--but the
wind was foul for their return, and Jack soon gained the captain on
his side.  He pointed out to him that, in the first place, if he
presumed to return, he would forfeit his charter bond; in the second,
he would have to pay for all the bullocks that died; in the third,
that if he wished to take Miss Hicks as his wife, he must not first
injure her character by having her on board before the solemnity; and
lastly, that he could always go and marry her whenever he pleased; the
brother could not prevent him.  All this was very good advice, and the
captain became quite calm and rational, and set his studding-sails
below and aloft.

As for Gascoigne, it was no use reasoning with him, so it was agreed
that he should have satisfaction as soon as they could get on shore
again.  Mr Hicks was the most violent; he insisted that the vessel
should return, while both Jack and the captain refused, although he
threatened them with the whole foreign office.  He insisted upon
having his clothes, but Jack replied that they had tumbled overboard
as they pulled from the shore.  He then commanded the mate and men to
take the vessel back, but they laughed at him and his woman's clothes.
"At all events, I'll have you turned out of the service," said he to
our hero in his fury.  "I shall be extremely obliged to you," said
Jack--and Captain Hogg was so much amused with the vice-consul's
appearance in his sister's clothes, that he quite forgot his own
disappointment in laughing at his intended brother-in-law. He made
friends again with Jack, who regained his ascendancy, and ordered out
the porter on the capstern-head.  They had an excellent dinner, but Mr
Hicks refused to join them, which however did not spoil the appetite
of Jack or the captain: as for Gascoigne, he could not eat a mouthful,
but he drank to excess, looking over the rim of his tumbler, as if he
could devour our hero, who only laughed the more.

Mr Hicks had applied to the men to lend him some clothes, but Jack had
foreseen that, and he was omnipotent.  There was not a jacket or a
pair of trousers to be had for love or money.  Mr Hicks then
considered it advisable to lower his tone, and he applied to Captain
Hogg, who begged to be excused without he consented to his marriage
with his sister, to which Mr Hicks gave an indignant negative.  He
then applied to Gascoigne, who told him in a very surly tone to go to
h--l.  At last he applied to our hero, who laughed, and said that he
would see him d---d first.  So Mr Hicks sat down in his petticoats and
vowed revenge.  Gascoigne, who had drunk much and eaten nothing,
turned in and went to sleep--while Captain Hogg and our hero drank
porter on the capstern.

Thus passed the first day, and the wind was famously fair--the
bullocks lowed, the cocks crew, the sheep baa'd, and the Mary Ann made
upwards of two hundred miles.  Jack took possession of the other berth
in the cabin, and his Majesty's representative was obliged to lie down
in his petticoats upon a topsail which lay between decks, with a
bullock on each side of him, who every now and then made a dart at him
with their horns, as if they knew that it was to him that they were
indebted for their embarkation and being destined to drive the scurvy
out of the Toulon fleet.

We cannot enter into the details of the passage, which, as the wind
was fair, was accomplished in ten days without the loss of a bullock.
During this time Mr Hicks condescended to eat without speaking,
imagining that the hour of retribution would come when they joined the
Admiral.  Gascoigne gradually recovered himself, but did not speak to
our hero, who continued to laugh and drink porter.  On the eleventh
morning they were in the midst of the Toulon fleet, and Mr Hicks
smiled exultingly as he passed our hero in his petticoats, and
wondered that Jack showed no signs of trepidation.

The fleet hove-to, Jack ran under the Admiral's stern, lowered down
his boat, and went on board, showed his credentials, and reported his
bullocks.  The general signal was made, there was a fair division of
the spoil, and then the Admiral asked our hero whether the master of
the transport had any other stock on board. Jack replied that he had
not; but that, having been told by the Governor of Malta that they
might be acceptable, he had bought a few sheep and some dozen of
fowls, which were much at his service, if he would accept of them. The
Admiral was much obliged to the Governor, and also to Jack, for
thinking of him, but would not, of course, accept of the stock without
paying for them.  He requested him to send all of them on board that
he could spare, and then asked Jack to dine with him, for Jack had put
on his best attire, and looked very much of a gentleman.

"Mr Easy," said the flag-captain, who had been looking at the
transport with his glass, "is that the master's wife on board?"

"No, sir," replied Jack; "it's the vice-consul."

"What, in petticoats! the vice-consul?"

"Yes, the vice-consul of Tetuan.  He came on board in that dress when
the brig was under way, and I considered it my duty not to delay,
being aware how very important it was that the fleet should be
provided with fresh beef."

"What is all this, Mr Easy?" said the Admiral; "there has been some
trick here.  You will oblige me by coming into the cabin."

Easy followed the Admiral and flag-captain into the cabin, and then
boldly told the whole story how he tricked them all.  It was
impossible for either of them to help laughing, and when they began to
laugh, it was almost as impossible to stop.

"Mr Easy," said the Admiral at last, "I do not altogether blame you;
it appears to me the captain of the transport would have delayed
sailing because he was in love--and that Mr Gascoigne would have
stayed behind because he was infatuated, independent of the ill-will
against the English which would have been excited by the abduction of
the girl. But I think you might have contrived to manage all that
without putting the vice-consul in petticoats."

"I acted to the best of my judgment, sir," replied Jack, very humbly.

"And altogether you have done well.  Captain Malcolm, send a boat for
the vice-consul."

Mr Hicks was too impatient to tell his wrongs to care for his being in
his sister's clothes: he came on board, and although the tittering was
great, he imagined that it would soon be all in his favour, when it
was known that he was a diplomatic.  He told his story, and waited for
the decision of the Admiral, which was to crush our hero, who stood
with the midshipmen on the lee side of the deck; but the Admiral
replied, "Mr Hicks, in the first place, this appears to me to be a
family affair concerning the marriage of your sister, with which I
have nothing to do.  You went on board of your own free will in
woman's clothes.  Mr Easy's orders were positive, and he obeyed them.
It was his duty to sail as soon as the transport was ready.  You may
forward your complaint if you please, but, as a friend, I tell you
that it will probably occasion your dismissal; for these kind of
pranks are not understood at the foreign office.  You may return to
the transport, which, after she has touched at Mahon, will proceed
again to Tetuan.  The boat is alongside, sir."

Mr Hicks, astonished at the want of respect paid to a vice-consul,
shoved his petticoats between his legs, and went down the side amidst
the laughter of the whole of the ship's company.  Our hero dined with
the Admiral, and was well received.  He got his orders to sail that
night for Minorca, and as soon as dinner was over he returned on
board, where he found Captain Hogg very busy selling his porter--
Gascoigne walking the deck in a brown study--and Mr Hicks solus abaft,
sulking in his petticoats.

As soon as they were clear of the boats, the Mary Ann hoisted her
ensign and made sail, and as all the porter was not yet sold, Jack
ordered up a bottle.

Jack was much pleased with the result of his explanation with the
Admiral, and he felt that, for once, he had not only got into no
scrape himself, but that he had prevented others.  Gascoigne walked
the deck gloomily; the fact was, that he was very unhappy: he had had
time to reflect, and now that the first violence had subsided, he felt
that our hero had done him a real service, and had prevented him from
committing an act of egregious folly; and yet he had summoned this
friend to meet him in the field--and such had been his gratitude. He
would have given the world to recall what had passed, and to make
friends, but he felt ashamed, as most people do, to acknowledge his
error; he had, however, almost made up his mind to it, and was walking
up and down thinking in what manner he might contrive it, when Jack,
who was sitting, as usual, in a chair by the capstern with his porter
by him, said to himself, "Now I'll lay my life that Ned wants to make
friends, and is ashamed to speak first; I may be mistaken, and he may
fly off at a tangent; but even if I am, at all events it will not be I
who am wrong--I'll try him." Jack waited till Gascoigne passed him
again, and then said, looking kindly and knowingly in his face,--

"I say, Ned, will you have a glass of porter?"

Gascoigne smiled, and Jack held out his hand; the reconciliation was
effected in a moment, and the subject of quarrel was not canvassed by
either party.

"We shall be at Minorca in a day or two," observed Jack, after a
while; "now I shall be glad to get there.  Do you know, Ned, that I
feel very much satisfied with myself; I have got into no scrape this
time, and I shall, notwithstanding, have a good story to tell the
Governor when I go to Malta."

"Partly at my expense," replied Gascoigne.

"Why, you will figure a little in it, but others will figure much
more."

"I wonder what has become of that poor girl," observed Gascoigne, who
could not refrain from mentioning her; "what hurts me most is, that
she must think me such a brute."

"No doubt of that, Ned,--take another glass of porter."

"Her father gave me this large diamond."

"The old goat--sell it, and drink his health with it."

"No, I'll keep it in memory of his daughter." Here Gascoigne fell into
a melancholy reverie, and Jack thought of Agnes.

In two days they arrived at Mahon, and found the Aurora already there,
in the command of Captain Wilson.  Mr Hicks had persuaded Captain Hogg
to furnish him with clothes, Jack having taken off the injunction as
soon as he had quitted the Admiral.  Mr Hicks was aware, that if the
Admiral would not listen to his complaint, it was no use speaking to a
captain: so he remained on board a pensioner upon Captain Hogg, and
after our midshipmen quitted the transport they became very good
friends.  Mr Hicks consented to the match, and Captain Hogg was made
happy.  As for poor Azar, she had wandered about until she was tired,
in Miss Hicks's dress, and at last returned broken hearted to her
father's, and was admitted by Abdel Faza himself; he imagined it was
Miss Hicks, and was in transports--he discovered it was his daughter,
and he was in a fury.  The next day she went to the zenana of Osman
Ali.

When Jack reported himself he did not tell the history of the
elopements, that he might not hurt the feelings of Gascoigne.  Captain
Wilson was satisfied with the manner in which he had executed his
orders, and asked him, "whether he preferred staying in the Harpy, or
following him into the Aurora."

Jack hesitated. "Speak frankly, Mr Easy; if you prefer Captain
Sawbridge to me, I shall not be affronted."

"No, sir," replied Easy, "I do not prefer Captain Sawbridge to you;
you have both been equally kind to me, but I prefer you.  But the fact
is, sir, that I do not much like to part with Gascoigne or--"

"Or who?" said the captain, smiling.

"With Mesty, sir; you may think me very foolish, but I should not be
alive at this moment, if it had not been for him."

"I do not consider gratitude to be foolish, Mr Easy," replied Captain
Wilson.  "Mr Gascoigne I intend to take with me, if he chooses to
come, as I have a great respect for his father, and no fault to find
with him, that is, generally speaking; but as for Mesty--why he is a
good man, and as you have behaved yourself very well, perhaps I may
think of it."

The next day Mesty was included among the boat's crew taken with him
by Captain Wilson, according to the regulations of the service, and
appointed to the same situation under the master at arms of the
Aurora.  Gascoigne and our hero were also discharged into the frigate.

As our hero never has shown any remarkable predilection for duty, the
reader will not be surprised at his requesting from Captain Wilson a
few days on shore, previous to his going on board of the Aurora.
Captain Wilson allowed the same licence to Gascoigne, as they had both
been cooped up for some time on board of a transport. Our hero took up
his quarters at the only respectable hotel in the town, and whenever
he could meet an officer of the Aurora, he very politely begged the
pleasure of his company to dinner.  Jack's reputation had gone before
him, and the midshipmen drank his wine and swore he was a trump.  Not
that Jack was to be deceived, but, upon the principles of equality, he
argued that it was the duty of those who could afford dinners to give
them to those who could not.  This was a sad error on Jack's part; but
he had not yet learnt the value of money; he was such a fool as to
think that the only real use of it was to make other people happy.  It
must, however, be offered in his extenuation that he was a midshipman
and a philosopher, and not yet eighteen.

At last Jack had remained so long on shore, keeping open house, and
the first lieutenant of the Aurora found the officers so much more
anxious for leave, now that they were at little or no expense, that he
sent him a very polite message, requesting the pleasure of his company
on board that evening.  Jack returned an equally polite answer,
informing the first lieutenant that not being aware that he wished to
see him, he had promised to accompany some friends to a masquerade
that night, but that he would not fail to pay his respects to him the
next day.  The first lieutenant admitted the excuse, and our hero,
after having entertained half-a-dozen of the Auroras, for the Harpy
had sailed two days before, dressed himself for the masquerade, which
was held in a church about two miles and a half from Mahon.

Jack had selected the costume of the devil, as being the most
appropriate, and mounting a jackass, he rode down in his dress to the
masquerade.  But, as Jack was just going in, he perceived a yellow
carriage, with two footmen in gaudy liveries, draw up, and with his
usual politeness, when the footmen opened the door, offered his arm to
hand out a fat old dowager covered with diamonds; the lady looked up,
and perceiving Jack covered with hair, with his trident and his horns,
and long tail, gave a loud scream, and would have fallen had it not
been for Captain Wilson, who, in his full uniform, was coming in, and
caught her in his arms: while the old lady thanked him, and Captain
Wilson bowed, Jack hastily retreated.  "I shall make no conquests
to-night," thought he; so he entered the church, and joined the crowd;
but it was so dense that it was hardly possible to move, and our hero
soon got tired of flourishing his trident, and sticking it into
people, who wondered what the devil he meant.

"This is stupid work," thought Jack, "I may have more fun outside": so
Jack put on his cloak, left the masquerade, and went out in search of
adventures.  He walked into the open country, about half a mile, until
he came to a splendid house, standing in a garden of orange trees,
which he determined to reconnoitre.  He observed that a window was
open and lights were in the room; and he climbed up to the window, and
just opened the white curtain and looked in.  On a bed lay an elderly
person, evidently dying, and by the side of the bed were three
priests, one of whom held the crucifix in his hand, another the
censer, and a third was sitting at a table with a paper, pen, and ink.
As Jack understood Spanish, he listened, and heard one of the priests
say:

"Your sins have been enormous, my son, and I cannot give you extreme
unction or absolution unless you make some amends."

"I have," answered the moribund, "left money for ten thousand masses
to be said for my soul."

"Five hundred thousand masses are not sufficient: how have you gained
your enormous wealth? by usury and robbing the poor."

"I have left a thousand dollars to be distributed among the poor on
the day of my funeral."

"One thousand dollars is nothing--you must leave all your property to
holy church."

"And my children!" replied the dying man, faintly.

"What are your children compared to your salvation? reply not: either
consent, or not only do I refuse you the consolation of the dying, but
I excommunicate--"

"Mercy, holy father, mercy!" said the old man, in a dying voice.

"There is no mercy, you are damned for ever and ever.  Amen. Now hear:
excommunicabo te--"

"Stop--stop--have you the paper ready?"

"Tis here, all ready, by which you revoke all former wills, and endow
the holy church with your property.  We will read it, for God forbid
that it should be said that the holy church received an involuntary
gift."

"I will sign it," replied the dying man, "but my sight fails me; be
quick, absolve me." And the paper was signed, with difficulty, as the
priests supported the dying man.  "And now--absolve me."

"I do absolve thee," replied the priest, who then went through the
ceremony.

"Now this is a confounded rascally business," said Jack to himself;
who then dropped his cloak, jumped upon the window-sill, opened wide
the window-curtains with both hands, and uttered a yelling kind of
"ha! ha! ha! ha!"

The priests turned round, saw the demon as they imagined dropped the
paper on the table, and threw themselves with their faces on the
floor.

"Exorciso te," stammered one. "Ha! ha! ha! ha!" repeated Jack,
entering the room, and taking up the paper which he burnt by the flame
of the candle.  Our hero looked at the old man on the bed; his jaw had
fallen, his eyes were turned. He was dead.  Jack then gave one more
"ha! ha! ha! ha!" to keep the priests in their places, blew out the
candles, made a spring out of the window, caught up his cloak, and
disappeared as fast as his legs could carry him.

Jack ran until he was out of breath, and then he stopped, and sat down
by the side of the road.  It was broad moonlight, and Jack knew not
where he was: "but Minorca has not many high roads," thought Jack,
"and I shall find my way home.  Now, let me see,--I have done some
good this evening. I have prevented those rogues from disinheriting a
family.  I wonder who they are; they ought to be infinitely obliged to
me.  But if the priests find me out, what shall I do?  I never dare
come on shore again--they'd have me in the Inquisition. I wonder where
I am," said Jack; "I will get on that hill, and see if I can take a
departure."

The hill was formed by the road being cut perpendicularly almost
through it, and was perhaps some twelve or fourteen feet high. Jack
ascended it, and looked about him.  "There is the sea, at all events,
with the full moon silvering the waves," said Jack, turning from the
road, "and here is the road; then that must be the way to Port Mahon.
But what comes here?--it's a carriage.  Why, it's the yellow carriage
of that old lady with her diamonds, and her two splashy footmen!"

Jack was watching it as it passed the road under him, when of a
sudden, he perceived about a dozen men rush out, and seize the horses'
heads,--a discharge of fire-arms, the coachman dropped off the box, and
the two footmen dropped from behind.  The robbers then opened the
door, and were hauling out the fat old lady covered with diamonds.
Jack thought a second--it occurred to him, that although he could not
cope with so many, he might frighten them, as he had frightened one
set of robbers already that night.  The old lady had just been tumbled
out of the carriage-door, like a large bundle of clothes tied up for
the wash, when Jack, throwing off his cloak, and advancing to the edge
of the precipice, with the full moon behind him throwing out his
figure in strong relief, raised his trident, and just as they were
raising their knives, yelled a most unearthly "ha, ha, ha, ha!"

The robbers looked up, and forgetting the masquerade, for there is a
double tremor in guilt, screamed with fear; most of them ran away, and
dropped after a hundred yards; others remained paralysed and
insensible.  Jack descended the hill, went to the assistance of the
old lady, who had swooned, and had to put her into the carriage; but
although our hero was very strong, this was a work of no small
difficulty.  After one or two attempts, he lowered down the steps and
contrived to bump her on the first, from the first he purchased her on
the second, and from the second he at last seated her at the door of
the carriage.

Jack had no time to be over-polite.  He then threw her back into the
bottom of the carriage, her heels went up to the top, Jack shoved in
her petticoats as fast as he could, for decency, and then shutting the
door seized the reins, and jumped upon the box. "I don't know the
way," thought Jack, "but we must needs go when the devil drives"; so
sticking his trident into the horses, they set off at a rattling pace,
passing over the bodies of the two robbers, who had held the reins,
and who both lay before him in a swoon. As soon as he had brought the
horses into a trot, he slackened the reins, for, as Jack wisely
argued, they will be certain to go home if I let them have their own
way The horses, before they arrived at the town, turned off, and
stopped at a large country house.

That he might not frighten the people, Jack had put on his cloak, and
taken off his mask and head-piece, which he had laid beside him on the
box.  At the sound of the carriage-wheels the servants came out, when
Jack, in few words, told them what had happened.  Some of the servants
ran in, and a young lady made her appearance, while the others were
helping the old lady out of the carriage, who had recovered her
senses, but had been so much frightened that she had remained in the
posture in which Jack had put her.

As soon as she was out, Jack descended from the coach-box and entered
the house.  He stated to the young lady what had taken place, and how
opportunely he had frightened away the robbers, just as they were
about to murder her relation; and also suggested the propriety of
sending after the servants who had fallen in the attack; which was
immediately done by a strong and well-armed party collected for the
occasion. Jack, having made his speech, made a very polite bow and
took his leave, stating that he was an English officer belonging to a
frigate in the harbour.  He knew his way back, and in half an hour was
again at the inn, and found his comrades.  Jack thought it advisable
to keep his own secret, and therefore merely said, that he had taken a
long walk in the country; and soon afterwards went to bed.

The next morning our hero, who was always a man of his word, packed up
his portmanteau, and paid his bill.  He had just completed this heavy
operation, when somebody wanted to speak to him, and a sort of
half-clerical, half-legal sort of looking gentleman was introduced,
who, with a starched face and prim air, said that he came to request
in writing the name of the officer who was dressed as a devil, in the
masquerade of the night before.

Jack looked at his interrogator, and thought of the priests and the
Inquisition.  "No, no," thought he, "that won't do; a name I must
give, but it shall be one that you dare not meddle with. A midshipman
you might get hold of, but it's more than the whole island dare to
touch a post-captain of one of his Majesty's frigates." So Jack took
the paper and wrote Captain Henry Wilson, of his Majesty's ship
Aurora.

The prim man made a prim bow, folded up the paper and left the room.

Jack threw the waiter half a doubloon, lighted his cigar, and went on
board.




CHAPTER XXV

In which the old proverb is illustrated, "That you must not count your
chickens before they are hatched."


The first lieutenant of the Aurora was a very good officer in many
respects, but, as a midshipman, he had contracted the habit of putting
his hands in his pockets, and could never keep them out, even when the
ship was in a gale of wind; and hands are of some use in a heavy
lurch.  He had more than once received serious injury from falling on
these occasions, but habit was too powerful; and, although he had once
broken his leg by falling down the hatchway, and had moreover a large
scar on his forehead, received from being thrown to leeward against
one of the guns, he still continued the practice; indeed, it was said
that once when it was necessary for him to go aloft, he had actually
taken the two first rounds of the Jacob's ladder without withdrawing
them, until, losing his balance, he discovered that it was not quite
so easy to go aloft with his hands in his pockets. In fact, there was
no getting up his hands, even when all hands were turned up.

He had another peculiarity, which was, that he had taken a peculiar
fancy to a quack medicine, called Enouy's Universal Medicine for all
Mankind; and Mr Pottyfar was convinced in his own mind that the label
was no libel, except from the greatness of its truth. In his opinion,
it cured everything, and he spent one of his quarterly bills every
year in bottles of this stuff; which he not only took himself every
time he was unwell, but occasionally when quite well, to prevent his
falling sick.  He recommended it to everybody in the ship, and nothing
pleased him so much as to give a dose of it to everyone who could be
persuaded to take it.  The officers laughed at him, but it was
generally behind his back, for he became very angry if contradicted
upon this one point, upon which he certainly might be considered to be
a little cracked.  He was indefatigable in making proselytes to his
creed, and expatiated upon the virtues of the medicine, for an hour
running, proving the truth of his assertions by a pamphlet, which,
with his hands, he always carried in his trousers' pocket.

Jack reported himself when he came on board, and Mr Pottyfar, who was
on the quarter-deck at the time, expressed a hope that Mr Easy would
take his share of the duty, now that he had had such a spell on shore;
to which Jack very graciously acceded, and then went down below, where
he found Gascoigne and his new messmates, with most of whom he was
already acquainted.

"Well, Easy," said Gascoigne, "have you had enough of the shore?"

"Quite," replied Jack, recollecting that, after the events of the
night before, he was just as well on board; "I don't intend to ask for
any more leave."

"Perhaps it's quite as well, for Mr Pottyfar is not very liberal on
that score, I can tell you; there is but one way of getting leave from
him."

"Indeed!" replied Jack; "and what is that?"

"You must pretend that you are not well, take some of his quack
medicine, and then he will allow you a run on shore to work it off."

"Oh! that's it, is it? well then, as soon as we anchor in Valette,
I'll go through a regular course, but not till then."

"It ought to suit you, Jack; it's an equality medicine; cures one
disorder just as well as the other."

"Or kills--which levels all the patients.  You're right, Gascoigne, I
must patronise that stuff--for more reasons than one.  Who was that
person on deck in mufti?"

"The mufti, Jack; in other words, the chaplain of the ship, but he's a
prime sailor, nevertheless."

"How's that?"

"Why, he was brought up on the quarter-deck, served his time, was
acting lieutenant for two years, and then, somehow or another, he bore
up for the church."

"Indeed--what were his reasons?"

"No one knows--but they say he has been unhappy ever since."

"Why so?"

"Because he did a very foolish thing, which cannot now be remedied. He
supposed at the time that he would make a good parson, and now that he
has long got over his fit, he finds himself wholly unfit for it--he is
still the officer in heart, and is always struggling with his natural
bent, which is very contrary to what a parson should feel."

"Why don't they allow parsons to be broke by a court-martial, and
turned out of the service, or to resign their commissions, like other
people?"

"It won't do, Jack--they serve heaven--there's a difference between
that and serving his Majesty."

"Well, I don't understand these things.  When do we sail?"

"The day after to-morrow."

"To join the fleet of Toulon?"

"Yes: but I suppose we shall be driven on the Spanish coast going
there. I never knew a man-of-war that was not."

"No; wind always blows from the south, going up the Mediterranean."

"Perhaps you'll take another prize, Jack--mind you don't go away
without the articles of war."

"I won't go away without Mesty, if I can help it. O dear, how
abominable a midshipman's berth is after a long run on shore! I
positively must go on deck and look at the shore, if I can do nothing
else."

"Why, ten minutes ago you had had enough of it?"
"Yes, but ten minutes here has made me feel quite sick. I shall go to
the first lieutenant for a dose."

"I say, Easy, we must both be physicked on the same day."

"To be sure; but stop till we get to Malta."

Jack went on deck, made acquaintance with the chaplain and some of the
officers whom he had not known, then climbed up into the main-top,
where he took a seat on the armolest, and, as he looked at the shore,
thought over the events that had passed, until Agnes came to his
memory, and he thought only of her. When a mid is in love, he always
goes aloft to think of the object of his affection; why, I don't know,
except that his reverie is not so likely to be disturbed by an order
from a superior officer.

The Aurora sailed on the second day, and, with a fine breeze, stood
across, making as much northing as easting; the consequence was, that
one fine morning they saw the Spanish coast before they saw the Toulon
fleet.  Mr Pottyfar took his hands out of his pockets, because he
could not examine the coast through a telescope without so doing; but
this, it is said, was the first time that he had done so on the
quarter-deck from the day that the ship had sailed from Port Mahon.
Captain Wilson was also occupied with his telescope, so were many of
the officers and midshipmen, and the men at the mastheads used their
eyes, but there was nothing but a few small fishing-boats to be seen.
So they all went down to breakfast, as the ship was hove-to close in
with the land.

"What will Easy bet," said one of the midshipmen, "that we don't see a
prize to-day?"

"I will not bet that we do not see a vessel--but I'll bet you what you
please, that we do not take one before twelve o'clock at night."

"No, no, that won't do--just let the teapot travel over this way, for
it's my forenoon watch."

"It's a fine morning," observed one of the mates, of the name of
Martin; "but I've a notion it won't be a fine evening."

"Why not?" inquired another.

"I've now been eight years in the Mediterranean, and know something
about the weather.  There's a watery sky, and the wind is very steady.
If we are not under double-reefed topsails to-night, say I'm no
conjurer."

"That you will be, all the same, if we are under bare poles," said
another.

"You're devilish free with your tongue, my youngster--Easy, pull his
ears for me."

"Pull them easy, Jack, then," said the boy, laughing.

"All hands make sail!" now resounded at the hatchways.

"There they are, depend upon it," cried Gascoigne, catching up his hat
and bolting out of the berth, followed by all the others except
Martin, who had just been relieved, and thought that his presence in
the waist might be dispensed with for the short time, at least, which
it took him to swallow a cup of tea.

It was very true; a galliot and four lateen vessels had just made
their appearance round the easternmost point, and as soon as they
observed the frigate, had hauled their wind.  In a minute the Aurora
was under a press of canvas, and the telescopes were all directed to
the vessels.

"All deeply laden, sir," observed Mr Hawkins, the chaplain; "how the
topsail of the galliot is scored!"

"They have a fresh breeze just now," observed Captain Wilson to the
first lieutenant.

"Yes, sir, and it's coming down fast."

"Hands by the royal halyards, there."

The Aurora careened with the canvas to the rapidly-increasing
breeze.

"Top-gallant sheet and halyards."

"Luff you may, quarter-master; luff, I tell you.  A small pull of that
weather maintop-gallant brace--that will do," said the master.

"Top-men aloft there;--stand by to clew up the royals and, Captain
Wilson, shall we take them in?--I'm afraid of that pole--it bends now
like a coach-whip," said Mr Pottyfar, looking up aloft, with his hands
in both pockets.

"In royals--lower away."

"They are going about, sir," said the second lieutenant, Mr Haswell.

"Look out," observed the chaplain, "it's coming."

Again the breeze increased, and the frigate was borne down. "Hands
reef topsails in stays, Mr Pottyfar."

"Aye, aye, sir--'bout ship."

The helm was put down and the topsails lowered and reefed in stays.
"Very well, my lads, very well indeed," said Captain Wilson.

Again the topsails were hoisted and top-gallant sheets home It was a
strong breeze, although the water was smooth, and the Aurora dashed
through at the rate of eight miles an hour, with her weather leeches
lifting.

"Didn't I tell you so?" said Martin to his messmates on the gangway
"but there's more yet, my boys."

"We must take the top-gallant sails off her," said Captain Wilson,
looking aloft--for the frigate now careened to her bearings, and the
wind was increasing and squally.  "Try them a little longer"; but
another squall came suddenly--the halyards were lowered, and the sails
clewed up and furled.

In the meantime the frigate had rapidly gained upon the vessels, which
still carried on every stitch of canvas, making short tacks in-shore.
The Aurora was again put about with her head towards them, and they
were not two points on her weather-bow.  The sky, which had been clear
in the morning, was now overcast, the sun was obscured with opaque
white clouds, and the sea was rising fast. Another ten minutes, and
then they were under double-reefed topsails and the squalls were
accompanied with heavy rain.  The frigate now dashed through the
waves, foaming in her course, and straining under the press of sail.
The horizon was so thick that the vessels ahead were no longer to be
seen.

"We shall have it, I expect," said Captain Wilson.

"Didn't I say so?" observed Martin to Gascoigne.  "We take no prizes
this day, depend upon it."

"We must have another hand to the wheel, sir, if you please," said the
quarter-master, who was assisting the helmsman.

Mr Pottyfar, with his hands concealed as usual, stood by the capstern.
"I fear, sir, we cannot carry the mainsail much longer."

"No," observed the chaplain, "I was thinking so."

"Captain Wilson, if you please, we are very close in," said the
master; "don't you think we had better go about?"

"Yes, Mr Jones. Hands about ship--and, yes, by heavens we must!--up
mainsail." The mainsail was taken off, and the frigate appeared to be
immediately relieved.  She no longer jerked and plunged as before.

"We're very near the land, Captain Wilson; thick as it is, I think I
can make out the loom of it--shall we wear round, sir?" continued the
master.

"Yes, hands wear ship--put the helm up." It was but just in time, for,
as the frigate flew round, describing a circle, as she payed off
before the wind, they could perceive the breakers lashing the
precipitous coast, not two cables' length from them.

"I had no idea we were so near," observed the captain, compressing his
lips--"can they see anything of those vessels?"

"I have not seen them this quarter of an hour, sir," replied the
signal-man, protecting his glass from the rain under his jacket.

"How's her head now, quarter-master?"

"South south-east, sir."

The sky now assumed a different appearance--the white clouds had been
exchanged for others dark and murky, the wind roared at intervals, and
the rain came down in torrents.  Captain Wilson went down into the
cabin to examine the barometer.

"The barometer has risen," said he on his return on deck.  "Is the
wind steady?"

"No, sir, she's up and off three points."

"This will end in a south-wester." The wet and heavy sails now flapped
from the shifting of the wind.

"Up with the helm, quarter-master."

"Up it is--she's off to south-by-west."

The wind lulled, the rain came down in a deluge--for a
minute it was quite calm, and the frigate was on an even keel.

"Man the braces.  We shall be taken aback, directly, depend upon it."
The braces were hardly stretched along before this was the case. The
wind flew round to the south-west with a loud roar, and it was
fortunate that they were prepared--the yards were braced round, and
the master asked the captain, what course they were to steer.

"We must give it up," observed Captain Wilson, holding on by the
belaying pin.  "Shape our course for Cape Sicie, Mr Jones."

And the Aurora flew before the gale, under her foresail and topsails
close reefed.  The weather was now so thick that nothing could be
observed twenty yards from the vessel; the thunder pealed, and the
lightning darted in every direction over the dark expanse.  The watch
was called as soon as the sails were trimmed, and all who could went
below, wet, uncomfortable, and disappointed.

"What an old Jonah you are, Martin," said Gascoigne.

"Yes, I am," replied he; "but we have the worst to come yet, in my
opinion.  I recollect, not two hundred miles from where we are now, we
had just such a gale in the Favourite, and we as nearly went down,
when--"

At this moment a tremendous noise was heard above, a shock was felt
throughout the whole ship, which trembled fore and aft as if it was
about to fall into pieces: loud shrieks were followed by plaintive
cries, the lower deck was filled with smoke, and the frigate was down
on her beam ends. Without exchanging a word, the whole of the
occupants of the berth flew out, and were up the hatchway, not knowing
what to think, but convinced that some dreadful accident had taken
place.

On their gaining the deck it was at once explained; the foremast of
the frigate had been struck by lightning, had been riven into several
pieces, and had fallen over the larboard bow, carrying with it the
main-topmast and jib-boom.  The jagged stump of the foremast was in
flames, and burned brightly, notwithstanding the rain fell in
torrents.  The ship, as soon as the foremast and main topmast had gone
overboard, broached-to furiously, throwing the men over the wheel and
dashing them senseless against the carronades; the forecastle, the
forepart of the main deck, and even the lower deck, were spread with
men, either killed or seriously wounded, or insensible from the
electric shock.  The frigate was on her beam ends, and the sea broke
furiously over her; all was dark as pitch, except the light from the
blazing stump of the foremast, appearing like a torch, held up by the
wild demons of the storm, or when occasionally the gleaming lightning
cast a momentary glare, threatening every moment to repeat its attack
upon the vessel, while the deafening thunder burst almost on their
devoted heads.

All was dismay and confusion for a minute or two: at last Captain
Wilson, who had himself lost his sight for a short time, called for
the carpenter and axes--they climbed up, that is, two or three of
them, and he pointed to the mizzen-mast; the master was also there,
and he cut loose the axes for the seamen to use; in a few minutes the
mizzen-mast fell over the quarter, and the helm being put hard up, the
frigate payed off and slowly righted.  But the horror of the scene was
not yet over.  The boatswain, who had been on the forecastle, had been
led below, for his vision was gone for ever.  The men who lay
scattered about had been examined, and they were assisting them down
to the care of the surgeon, when the cry of "Fire!" issued from the
lower deck.  The ship had taken fire at the coal-hole and carpenter's
store-room, and the smoke that now ascended was intense.

"Call the drummer," said Captain Wilson, "and let him beat to
quarters--all hands to their stations--let the pumps be rigged and the
buckets passed along.  Mr Martin, see that the wounded men are taken
down below.  Where's Mr Haswell?  Mr Pottyfar, station the men to pass
the water on by hand on the lower deck.  I will go there myself.  Mr
Jones, take charge of the ship."

Pottyfar, who actually had taken his hands out of his pockets,
hastened down to comply with the captain's orders on the main deck, as
Captain Wilson descended to the deck below.

"I say, Jack, this is very different from this morning," observed
Gascoigne.

"Yes," replied Jack, "so it is; but I say, Gascoigne, what's the best
thing to do?--when the chimney's on fire on shore, they put a wet
blanket over it."

"Yes," replied Gascoigne; "but when the coal-hole's on fire on board,
they will not find that sufficient."

"At all events, wet blankets must be a good firing, Ned, so let us
pull out the hammocks; cut the lanyards and get some out--we can but
offer them, you know, and if they do no good, at least it will show
our zeal."

"Yes, Jack, and I think when they turn in again, those whose blankets
you take will agree with you, that zeal makes the service very
uncomfortable.  However, I think you are right."

The two midshipmen collected three or four hands, and in a very short
time they had more blankets than they could carry--there was no
trouble in wetting them, for the main deck was afloat--and followed by
the men they had collected, Easy and Gascoigne went down with large
bundles in their arms to where Captain Wilson was giving directions to
the men.

"Excellent, Mr Easy, excellent, Mr Gascoigne" said Captain Wilson.
"Come, my lads, throw them over now, and stamp upon them well"; the
men's jackets and the captain's coat had already been sacrificed to
the same object.

Easy called the other midshipmen, and they went up for a further
supply; but there was no occasion, the fire had been smothered: still
the danger had been so great that the fore magazine had been floated.
During all this, which lasted perhaps a quarter of an hour, the
frigate had rolled gunwale under, and many were the accidents which
occurred.  At last all danger from fire had ceased, and the men were
ordered to return to their quarters, when three officers and
forty-seven men were found absent--seven of them were dead, most of
them were already under the care of the surgeon, but some were still
lying in the scuppers.

No one had been more active or more brave during this time of danger,
than Mr Hawkins, the chaplain.  He was everywhere, and when Captain
Wilson went down to put out the fire he was there, encouraging the men
and exerting himself most gallantly.  He and Mesty came aft when all
was over, one just as black as the other.  The chaplain sat down and
wrung his hands--"God forgive me!" said he, "God forgive me!"

"Why so, sir?" said Easy, who stood near.  "I am sure you need not be
ashamed of what you have done."

"No, no, not ashamed of what I've done; but, Mr Easy--I have sworn so,
sworn such oaths at the men in haste--I, the chaplain!  God forgive
me!--I meant nothing." It was very true that Mr Hawkins had sworn a
great deal during his exertions, but he was at that time the
quarter-deck officer and not the chaplain; the example to the men and
his gallantry had been most serviceable.

"Indeed, sir," said Easy, who saw the chaplain was in great
tribulation, and hoped to pacify him, "I was certainly not there all
the time, but I only heard you say, 'God bless you, my men! be smart,'
and so on; surely, that is not swearing."

"Was it that I said, Mr Easy, are you sure?  I really had an idea that
I had d---d them all in heaps, as some of them deserved--no, no, not
deserved.  Did I really bless them--nothing but bless them?"

"Yes, sir," said Mesty, who perceived what Jack wanted: "it was
nothing, I assure you, but 'God bless you, Captain Wilson!--Bless your
heart, my good men!-Bless the king!' and so on.  You do nothing but
shower down blessing and wet blanket."

"I told you so," said Jack. "Well, Mr Easy, you've made me very
happy," replied the chaplain; "I was afraid it was otherwise."

So indeed it was, for the chaplain had sworn like a boatswain; but as
Jack and Mesty had turned all his curses into blessings, the poor man
gave himself absolution, and shaking hands with Jack, hoped he would
come down into the gun-room and take a glass of grog; nor did he
forget Mesty, who received a good allowance at the gun-room door, to
which Jack gladly consented, as the rum in the middy's berth had all
been exhausted after the rainy morning; but Jack was interrupted in
his third glass, by somebody telling him the captain wanted to speak
with Mr Hawkins and with him.

Jack went up, and found the captain on the quarter-deck with the
officers. "Mr Easy," said Captain Wilson, "I have sent for you, Mr
Hawkins, and Mr Gascoigne, to thank you on the quarter-deck, for your
exertions and presence of mind on this trying occasion." Mr Hawkins
made a bow.  Gascoigne said nothing, but he thought of having extra
leave when they arrived at Malta.  Jack felt inclined to make a
speech, and began something about when there was danger that it
levelled every one to an equality even on board of a man-of-war.

"By no means, Mr Easy," replied Captain Wilson; "it does the very
contrary; for it proves which is the best man, and those who are the
best raise themselves at once above the rest."

Jack was very much inclined to argue the point, but he took the
compliment and held his tongue, which was the wisest thing he could
have done; so he made his bow, and was about to go down into the
midshipmen's berth when the frigate was pooped by a tremendous sea,
which washed all those who did not hold on down into the waist. Jack
was among the number, and naturally catching at the first object which
touched him, he caught hold of the chaplain by the leg, who commenced
swearing most terribly: but before he could finish the oath, the water
which had burst into the cabin through the windows--for the dead
lights, in the confusion, had not yet been shipped--burst out of the
cross bulk-heads, sweeping like a torrent the marine, the cabin-door,
and everything else in its force, and floating Jack and the chaplain
with several others down the main hatchway on to the lower deck.  The
lower deck being also full of water, men and chests were rolling and
tossing about, and Jack was sometimes in company with the chaplain,
and at other times separated; at last they both recovered their legs,
and gained the midshipmen's berth, which, although afloat, was still a
haven of security.  Mr Hawkins spluttered and spit, and so did Jack,
until he began to laugh.

"This is very trying, Mr Easy," said the chaplain; "very trying indeed
to the temper.  I hope I have not sworn I hope not."

"Not a word," said Jack--"I was close to you all the time--you only
said 'God preserve us!'"

"Only that? I was afraid that I said 'God d--n it!'"

"Quite a mistake, Mr Hawkins.  Let's go into the gun-room, and try to
wash this salt water out of our mouths, and then I will tell you all
you said, as far as I could hear it, word for word."

So Jack by this means got another glass of grog, which was very
acceptable in his wet condition, and made himself very comfortable,
while those on deck were putting on the dead lights, and very busy
setting the goose-wings of the mainsail, to prevent the frigate from
being pooped a second time.




CHAPTER XXVI

In which our hero becomes excessively unwell, and agrees to go through
a course of medicine.


The hammocks were not piped down that night: some were taken
indiscriminately for the wounded, but the rest remained in the
nettings, for all hands were busy preparing jury masts and jury
rigging, and Mr Pottyfar was so well employed that for twelve hours
his hands were not in his pockets.  It was indeed a dreadful night:
the waves were mountains high, and chased the frigate in their fury,
cresting, breaking, and roaring at her taffrail.  But she flew before
them with the wings of the wind; four men at the helm, assisted by
others at the relieving tackles below.  Jack, having been thanked on
and washed off the quarter-deck, thought that he had done quite
enough: he was as deep as he could swim before he had satisfied all
the scruples of the Chaplin  and, stowing himself away on one of the
lockers of the midshipmen's berth, was soon fast asleep,
notwithstanding that the frigate rolled gunwale under.  Gascoigne had
done much better; he had taken down a hammock, as he said, for a poor
wounded man, hung it up and turned in himself.  The consequence was,
that the next morning the surgeon, who saw him lying in the hammock,
had put him down in the report, but as Gascoigne had got up as well as
ever, he laughed and scratched his name out of the list of wounded.

Before morning the ship had been pumped out dry, and all below made as
secure and safe as circumstances would permit; but the gale still
continued its violence, and there was anything but comfort onboard.

"I say, Martin, you ought to be thrown overboard!" said Gascoigne;
"all this comes from your croaking--you're a Mother Cary's chicken."

"I wish I had been anyone's chicken," replied Martin; "but the devil a
thing to nestle under have I had since I can well remember."

"What a bore to have no galley-fire lighted," said one of the
youngsters; "no tea, and not allowed any grog."

"The gale will last three days," replied Martin, "and by that time we
shall not be far from the Admiral; it won't blow home there."

"Well, then, we shall be ordered in directly, and I shall go on shore
to-morrow," replied Easy.

"Yes, if you're ill," replied Gascoigne.

"Never fear, I shall be sick enough.  We shall be there at least six
weeks, and then we'll forget all this."

"Yes," replied Martin, "we may forget it, but will the poor fellows
whose limbs are shrivelled forget it? and will poor Miles, the
boatswain, who is blind forever?"

"Very true, Martin; we are thinking about ourselves, not thankful for
our escape, and not feeling for others," replied Gascoigne.

"Give us your hand, Ned," said Jack Easy.  "And, Martin, we ought to
thank you for telling us the truth--we are a selfish set of fellows."

"Still we took our share with the others," replied one of the
midshipman.

"That's more reason for us to be grateful and to pity them," replied
Jack; "suppose you had lost your arm or your eyesight--we would have
pitied you; so now pity others."

"Well, so I do, now I think of it."

"Think oftener, youngster," observed Martin, going on deck. What a
change from the morning of the day before; but twenty-four hours had
passed away, and the sea had been smooth; the frigate dashed through
the blue water, proud in all her canvas, graceful as a swan.  Since
that there had been fire, tempest, lightning, disaster, danger, and
death; her masts were tossed about on the snowy waves, hundreds of
miles away from her, and she--a wreck--was rolling heavily, groaning
and complaining in every timber, as she urged her impetuous race with
the furious running sea.

How wrong are those on shore who assert that sailors are not
religious!--how is it possible, supposing them to be possessed of
feeling, to be otherwise?  On shore, where you have nothing but the
change of seasons, each in its own peculiar beauty--nothing but the
blessings of the earth, its fruits, its flowers--nothing but the
bounty, the comforts, the luxuries which have been invented, where you
can rise in the morning in peace, and lay down your head at night in
security--God may be neglected and forgotten for a long time; but at
sea, when each gale is a warning, each disaster acts as a check, each
escape as a homily upon the forbearance of Providence, that man must
be indeed brutalised who does not feel that God is there.  On shore we
seldom view Him but in all His beauty and kindness; but at sea we are
as often reminded how terrible He is in His wrath.  Can it be supposed
that the occurrences of the last twenty-four hours were lost upon the
minds of any one man in that ship?  No, no.  In their courage and
activity they might appear reckless, but in their hearts they
acknowledged and bowed unto their God.

Before the day was over, a jury-foremast had been got up, and sail
having been put upon it, the ship was steered with greater ease and
safety--the main brace had been spliced to cheer up the exhausted
crew, and the hammocks were piped down.

As Gascoigne had observed, some of the men were not very much pleased
to find that they were minus their blankets, but Captain Wilson
ordered their losses to be supplied by the purser and expended by the
master; this quite altered the case, as they obtained new blankets in
most cases for old ones, but still it was impossible to light the
galley fire, and the men sat on their chests and nibbled biscuit.  By
twelve o'clock that night the gale broke, and more sail was
necessarily put on the scudding vessels for the sea still ran fast and
mountains high.  At daylight the sun burst out and shone brightly on
them, the sea went gradually down, the fire was lighted, and Mr
Pottyfar, whose hands were again in his pockets, at twelve o'clock
gave the welcome order to pipe to dinner.  As soon as the men had
eaten their dinner, the frigate was once more brought to the wind, her
jury-mast forward improved upon, and more sail made upon it.  The next
morning there was nothing of the gale left except the dire effects
which it had produced, the black and riven stump of the foremast still
holding up a terrific warning of the power and fury of the elements.

Three days more, and the Aurora joined the Toulon fleet.  When she was
first seen it was imagined by those on board of the other ships that
she had been in action, but they soon learnt that the conflict had
been against more direful weapons than any yet invented by mortal
hands.  Captain Wilson waited upon the Admiral, and of course received
immediate orders to repair to port and refit.  In a few hours the
Aurora had shaped her course for Malta, and by sunset the Toulon fleet
were no longer in sight.

"By de holy poker, Massa Easy, but that terrible sort of gale the
other day anyhow--I tink one time, we all go to Davy Joney's lacker."

"Very true, Mesty; I hope never to meet with such another."

"Den, Massa Easy, why you go to sea? when man ab no money, noting to
eat, den he go to sea, but everybody say you ab plenty money why you
come to sea?"

"I'm sure I don't know," replied Jack, thoughtfully; "I came to sea on
account of equality and the rights of man."

"Eh, Massa Easy, you come to wrong place anyhow. Now I tink a good
deal lately, and by all de power, I tink equality all stuff."

"All stuff, Mesty, why?  You used to think otherwise."

"Yes, Massa Easy, but den I boil de kettle for all young gentleman.
Now dat I ship's corporal and hab cane, I tink so no longer."

Jack made no reply, but he thought the more.  The reader must have
perceived that Jack's notions of equality were rapidly disappearing;
he defended them more from habit, and perhaps a wilfulness which would
not allow him to acknowledge himself wrong;--to which may be added his
love of argument.  Already he had accustomed himself to obedience of
his superiors, and, notwithstanding his arguments, he would admit of
no resistance from those below him; not that it was hardly ever
attempted, for Jack was anything but a tyrant and was much beloved by
all in the ship.  Every day brought its lesson, and Captain Wilson was
now satisfied that Jack had been almost cured of the effects of his
father's ridiculous philosophy.

After a few minutes, Mesty tapped his cane on the funnel and
recommenced. "Then why you stay at sea, Massa Easy?"

"I don't know, Mesty, I don't dislike it."

"But, Massa Easy, why you stay in midshipman berth, eat hard biscuit,
salt pig, salt horse, when you can go shore and live like gentleman?
Dat very foolish!  Why not be your own master?  By all power! suppose
I had money, catch me board ship. Little sea very good, Massa Easy,
open one's eyes; but tink of the lightning t'other night.  Poor massa
boatswain he shut um eyes for ebber!"

"Very true, Mesty."

"Me hope you fink of this, sar, and when you go on shore you take
Mesty wid you.  He sarve you well, Massa Easy, long as he live, by de
holy St Patrick.  And den, Massa Easy, you marry wife--hab
pickaninny--lib like gentleman.  You tink of this, Massa Easy."

The mention of the word marriage turned the thoughts of our hero to
his Agnes and he made no reply.  Mesty walked away leaving our hero
in deep thought.

This conversation had more effect upon Jack than would have been
imagined, and he very often found he was putting to himself the
question of Mesty--"Why do you stay at sea?" He had not entered the
service with any particular view, except to find equality, and he
could not but acknowledge to himself that, as Mesty observed, he had
come to the wrong place.  He had never even thought of staying to
serve his time, nor had he looked forward to promotion, and one day
commanding a ship.  He had only cared for the present, without
indulging in a future anticipation of any reward, except in a union
with Agnes.  Mesty's observations occasioned Jack to reflect upon the
future for the first time in his life; and he was always perplexed
when he put the question of Mesty, and tried to answer to himself as
to what were his intentions in remaining in the service.

Nevertheless Jack did his duty very much to the satisfaction of Mr
Pottyfar; and after a tedious passage, from baffling and light winds,
the Aurora arrived at Malta.  Our hero had had some conversation with
his friend Gascoigne, in which he canvassed his future plans; all of
which, however, ended in one settled point, which was that he was to
marry Agnes.  As for the rest, Gascoigne was of opinion that Jack
ought to follow up the service and become a captain.  But there was
plenty of time to think about that, as he observed; now all they had
to consider was how to get on shore, for the refitting of the ship was
an excuse for detaining them on board, which they knew Mr Pottyfar
would avail himself of.

Jack dined in the gun-room on the day of their arrival, and he
resolved that he would ask that very evening. Captain Wilson was
already on shore at the Governor's.  Now, there had been a little
difference of opinion between Mr Pottyfar and Mr Hawkins, the
chaplain, on a point of seamanship, and most of the officers sided
with the chaplain, who, as we have before observed, was a first-rate
seaman. It had ended in high words, for Mr Hawkins had forgotten
himself so far as to tell the first lieutenant that he had a great
deal to learn, not having even got over the midshipman's trick of
keeping his hands in his pockets; and Mr Pottyfar had replied that it
was very well for him as chaplain to insult others, knowing that his
cassock protected him.

This was a bitter reply to Mr Hawkins, who at the very time that the
insinuation made his blood boil, was also reminded that his profession
forbade a retort.  He rushed into his cabin, poor fellow, having no
other method left, vented his indignation in tears, and then consoled
himself by degrees with prayer.  In the meantime Mr Pottyfar had gone
on deck, wroth with Hawkins and with his messmates, as well as
displeased with himself. He was, indeed, in a humour to be pleased
with nobody, and in a most unfortunate humour to be asked leave by a
midshipman.  Nevertheless, Jack politely took off his hat, and
requested leave to go on shore and see his friend the Governor.  Upon
which Mr Pottyfar turned round to him, with his feet spread wide open,
and, thrusting his hands to the very bottom of his pockets, as if in
determination, said:

"Mr Easy, you know the state of the ship.  We have everything to do--
new masts, new rigging, everything almost to refit--and yet you ask to
go on shore!  Now, sir, you may take this answer for yourself, and all
the other midshipmen in the ship, that not one soul of you puts his
foot on shore until we are again all a-taunto."

"Allow me to observe, sir," said our hero, "that it is very true that
all our services may be required when the duty commences, but this
being Saturday night, and to-morrow Sunday, the frigate will not be
even moved till Monday morning; and as the work cannot begin before
that, I trust you will permit leave until that time."

"My opinion is different, sir," replied the first lieutenant.

"Perhaps, sir, you will allow me to argue the point," replied Jack.

"No, sir, I never allow argument; walk over to the other side of the
deck, if you please."

"O certainly, sir," said Jack, "if you wish it." Jack's first idea was
to go on shore without leave, but from this he was persuaded by
Gascoigne, who told him that it would displease Captain Wilson, and
that old Tom, the Governor, would not receive him.  Jack agreed to
this, and then, after a flourish about the rights of man, tyranny,
oppression, and so forth, he walked forward to the forecastle, where
he found his friend Mesty, who had heard all that had passed, and who
insidiously said to him in a low tone--

"Why you stay at sea, Massa Easy?"

"Why, indeed," thought Jack, boiling with indignation; "to be cooped
up here at the will of another?  I am a fool--Mesty is right--I'll ask
for my discharge to-morrow." Jack went down below, and told Gascoigne
what he had determined to do.

"You'll do no such thing, Jack," replied Gascoigne; "depend upon it,
you'll have plenty of leave in a day or two.  Pottyfar was in a pet
with the chaplain, who was too much for him.  Captain Wilson will be
on board by nine o'clock."

Nevertheless, Jack walked his first watch in the magnificents, as all
Biddies do when they cannot go on shore, and turned in at twelve
o'clock with the resolution of sticking to his purpose, and quitting
his majesty's service; in fact, of presenting his Majesty with his
between two and three years' time, served as midshipman, all free,
gratis, and for nothing, except his provisions and his pay, which some
captains are bold enough to assert that they not only are not worth,
but not even the salt that accompanies it; forgetting that they were
once midshipmen themselves, and at the period were, of course, of
about the same value.

The next morning Captain Wilson came off; the ship's company were
mustered, the service read by Mr Hawkins, and Jack, as soon as all the
official duties were over, was about to go up to the captain, when the
captain said to him,--"Mr Easy, the Governor desired me to bring you
on shore to dine with him, and he has a bed at your service."

Jack touched his hat and ran down below, to make his few preparations.
By the time that Mesty, who had taken charge of his chest, etc, had
put his necessaries in the boat, Jack had almost made up his mind that
his Majesty should not be deprived yet awhile of so valuable an
officer.  Jack returned on deck, and found that the captain was not
yet ready; he went up to Mr Pottyfar, and told him that the captain
had ordered him to go on shore with him; and Mr Pottyfar, who had
quite got over his spleen, said,--

"Very well, Mr Easy--I wish you a great deal of pleasure."

"This is very different from yesterday," thought Jack; "suppose I try
the medicine?"

"I am not very well, Mr Pottyfar, and those pills of the doctor's
don't agree with me--I always am ill if I am long without air and
exercise."

"Very true," said the first lieutenant, "people require air and
exercise. I've no opinion of the doctor's remedies; the only thing
that is worth a farthing is the universal medicine."

"I should so long to try it, sir," replied Jack; "I read the book one
day, and it said that if you took it daily for a fortnight or three
weeks, and with plenty of air and exercise, it would do wonders."

"And it's very true," replied Mr Pottyfar; "and if you'd like to try
it you shall--I have plenty--shall I give you a dose now?"

"If you please, sir," replied Jack; "and tell me how often I am to
take it, for my head aches all day."

Mr Pottyfar took Jack down, and putting into his hand three or four
bottles of the preparation, told him that he was to take thirty drops
at night, when he went to bed, not to drink more than two glasses of
wine, and to avoid the heat of the sun.

"But, sir," replied Jack, who had put the bottles in his pocket, "I am
afraid that I cannot take it long; for as the ship is ready for
fitting, I shall be exposed to the sun all day."

"Yes, if you are wanted, Mr Easy; but we have plenty here without you;
and when you are unwell you cannot be expected to work. Take care of
your health; and I trust, indeed I am sure, that you will find this
medicine wonderfully efficacious."

"I will begin to-night, sir, if you please," replied Jack, "and I am
very much obliged to you.  I sleep at the Governor's--shall I come on
board to-morrow morning?"

"No, no; take care of yourself, and get well; I shall be glad to hear
that you get better.  Send me word how it acts."

"I will, sir, send you word by the boat every day," replied Jack,
delighted; "I am very much obliged to you, sir.  Gascoigne and I were
thinking of asking you, but did not like to do so: he, poor fellow,
suffers from headaches almost as bad as I do, and the doctor's pills
are of no use to him."

"He shall have some too, Mr Easy; I thought he looked pale. I'll see
to it this afternoon.  Recollect, moderate exercise, Mr Easy, and
avoid the sun at midday."

"Yes, sir," replied Jack, "I'll not forget"; and off went Jack,
delighted.  He ordered Mesty to put up his whole portmanteau instead
of the small bundle he put into the boat, and telling Gascoigne what a
spoke he had put into his wheel, was soon in the boat with the
captain, and went on shore, where he was cordially greeted by the
Governor.




CHAPTER XXVII

In which Captain Wilson is repaid with interest for Jack's borrowing
his name, proving that a good name is as good as a legacy.


"Well, Jack, my boy, have you any long story ready for me?" inquired
the Governor.

"Yes, sir," replied Jack, "I have one or two very good ones."

"Very well, we'll hear them after dinner," replied old Tom. "In the
meantime find out your room and take possession."

"That must not be for very long, Governor," observed Captain Wilson.
"Mr Easy must learn his duty, and there is a good opportunity now."

"If you please, sir," replied Jack, "I'm on the sick list."

"Sick list," said Captain Wilson; "you were not in the report I was
given this morning."

"No, I'm on Mr Pottyfar's list, and I'm going through a course of the
universal medicine."

"What's all this, Jack, what's all this?  There's some story here.
Don't be afraid of the captain--you've me to back you," said the
Governor.

Jack was not at all afraid of the captain, so he told him how the
first lieutenant had refused him leave the evening before, and how he
had now given him permission to remain, and try the universal
medicine, at which the Governor laughed heartily, nor could Captain
Wilson refrain from joining.

"But, Mr Easy," replied the captain, after a pause, "if Mr Pottyfar
will allow you to stay on shore, I cannot--you have your duty to
learn.  You must be aware that now is your time, and you must not lose
opportunities that do not occur every day.  You must acknowledge the
truth of what I say."

"Yes, sir," replied Jack, "I admit it all, provided I do intend to
follow the profession"; and so saying our hero bowed, and left the
veranda where they had been talking.

This hint of Jack's, thrown out by him, more with the intention of
preventing his being sent on board than with any definite idea, was
not lost upon either the captain or the Governor.

"Does he jib, then?" observed the Governor. "On the contrary, I never
knew him more attentive, and so entirely getting rid of his former
notions.  He has behaved most nobly in the gale, and there has not
been one complaint against him--I never was more astonished--he must
have meant something."

"I'll tell you what he means, Wilson--that he does not like to be sent
on board, nothing more.  He's not to be cooped up--you may lead him,
but not drive him."

"Yes but the service will not admit of it.  I never could allow it--he
must do his duty like the rest, and conform to the rules."

"Exactly, so he must; but look ye, Wilson, you must not lose him: it's
all easily settled--appoint him your orderly midshipman to and from
the ship, that will be employment, and he can always remain here at
night I will tell him that I have asked, as a favour, what I now do,
and leave me to find out what he is thinking about."

"It may be done that way certainly", replied Captain Wilson, musing "and
you are more likely, to get his intentions from him than I am. I am
afraid he has too great a command of money ever to be fond of the
ship; it is the ruin of a junior officer to be so lavishly supplied."

"He's a long way from ruin yet, Wilson--he's a very fine fellow, even
by your own acknowledgment.  You humoured him out of gratitude to his
father, when he first came into the service; humour him a little now
to keep him in it.  Besides, if your first lieutenant is such a fool
with his universal medicine, can you wonder at a midshipman taking
advantage of it?"

"No, but I ought not to allow him to do so with my eyes open."

"He has made it known to you upon honour, and you ought not to take
advantage of his confidence: but still what I proposed would, I think,
be the best, for then he will be at his duty in a way that will suit
all parties.  You, because you employ him on service--the first
lieutenant, because Jack can take his medicine--and Jack, because he
can dine with me every day."

"Well, I suppose it must be so," replied Captain Wilson, laughing;
"but still, I trust, you will discover what is working in his mind to
induce him to give me that answer, Governor."

"Never fear, Jack shall confess, and lay his soul as bare as that of a
Catholic bigot before his padre."

The party sat down to dinner, and what with the Governor's
aide-de-camp and those invited, it was pretty numerous.  After the
cloth had been removed, the Governor called upon Jack for his stories,
whereupon, much to the surprise of Captain Wilson, who had never heard
one word of it, for the Admiral had not mentioned anything about it to
him during the short time the Aurora was with the Toulon fleet, our
hero gave the Governor and the company the narrative of all that
happened in the Mary Ann transport--the loves of Captain Hogg and Miss
Hicks-the adventures of Gascoigne--and his plan, by which he baulked
them all.  The Governor was delighted, and Captain Wilson not a little
astonished.

"You prevented a very foolish thing, Mr Easy, and behaved very well,"
observed the captain, laughing again at the idea; "but you never told
me of all this."

"No, sir," replied Jack, "I have always reserved my stories for the
Governor's table, where I am sure to meet you, and then telling once
does for all."

Jack received his appointment as orderly midshipman, and everything
went on well; for, of his own accord, he stayed on board the major
part of the day to learn his duty, which very much pleased the captain
and Mr Pottyfar.  In this Jack showed a great deal of good sense, and
Captain Wilson did not repent of the indulgence he had shown him.
Jack's health improved daily, much to Mr Pottyfar's satisfaction, who
imagined that he took the universal medicine night and morning.
Gascoigne also was a patient under the first lieutenant's hands, and
often on shore with our hero, who thought no more of quitting the
service.

For seven weeks they had now remained in harbour, for even the masts
had to be made, when, one day, Captain Wilson opened a letter he
received at breakfast-time, and having read it, laid it down with the
greatest surprise depicted in his countenance.  "Good heavens what can
this mean?" said he.

"What's the matter, Wilson?" said the Governor. "Just hear its
contents, Sir Thomas." Captain Wilson then read in Spanish as
follows:--

"HONOURABLE SIR,

"It is my duty to advise you that the Honourable Lady Senora Alforgas
de Cuzman, now deceased, has, in her testament bequeathed to you the
sum of one thousand doubloons in gold as a testimony of your kind
services on the night of the 12th of August. If you will authorise any
merchant here to receive the money, it shall be paid forthwith, or
remitted in any way you please to appoint.  May you live a thousand
years!

"Your most obedient servant,

"ALFONZO XEREZ."

Jack heard the letter read, rose quietly, whistled low, as if not
attending to it, and then slipped out of the room, unperceived by the
Governor or Captain Wilson.

The fact was, that although Jack had longed to tell the Governor about
his adventures after the masquerade, he did not like yet awhile, until
he was sure that there were no consequences--because he had given the
captain's name instead of his own.  As soon as he heard the letter
read, he at once perceived that it had been the old lady, and not the
priests, who had made the inquiry, and that by giving Captain Wilson's
name, he had obtained for him this fine legacy. Jack was delighted,
but still puzzled, so he walked out of the room to reflect a little.

"What can it mean?" said Captain Wilson.  "I never rendered any
services to anyone on the 12th of August or after it.  It is some
mistake--12th of August--that was the day of the grand masquerade."

"A lucky one for you, at all events--for you know, mistake or not, no
one else can touch the legacy.  It can only be paid to you."

"I never heard of anything taking place at the masquerade--I was
there, but I left early, for I was not very well.  Mr Easy," said
Captain Wilson, turning round; but Jack was gone.

"Was he at the masquerade?" asked the Governor. "Yes, I know he was,
for the first lieutenant told me that he requested not to come on
board till the next day."

"Depend upon it," replied the Governor, striking his fist upon the
table, "that Jack's at the bottom of it."

"I should not be surprised at his being at the bottom of anything,"
replied Captain Wilson, laughing.

"Leave it to me, Wilson; I'll find it out."

After a little more conversation, Captain Wilson went on board,
leaving Jack on purpose that the Governor might pump him.  But this
Sir Thomas had no occasion to do, for Jack had made up his mind to
make the Governor his confidant, and he immediately told him the whole
story. The Governor held his sides at our hero's description,
especially at his ruse of giving the captain's name instead of his
own.

"You'll kill me, Jack, before you've done with me," said old Tom, at
last; "but now, what is to be done?"

Our hero now became grave; he pointed out to the Governor that he
himself had plenty of money, and would come into a large fortune, and
that Captain Wilson was poor, with a large family.  All Jack wanted
the Governor to manage was, that Captain Wilson might consent to
accept the legacy.

"Right, boy, right! you're my own boy," replied the Governor, "but we
must think of this, for Wilson is the very soul of honour, and there
might be some difficulty about it.  You have told nobody?"

"Not a soul but you, Sir Thomas."

"It will never do to tell him all this, Jack, for he would insist that
the legacy belonged to you."

"I have it, sir," replied Jack.  "When I was going into the masquerade
I offered to hand this very old lady, who was covered with diamonds
out of her carriage, and she was so frightened at my dress of the
devil  that she would have fallen down had it not been for Captain
Wilson who supported her, and she was very thankful to him."

"You are right, Jack," replied the Governor, after a short pause:
"that will, I think, do.  I must tell him the story of the friars,
because I swore you had something to do with it--but I'll tell him no
more. Leave it all to me."

Captain Wilson returned in the afternoon, and found the Governor on
the veranda.

"I have had some talk with young Easy," said the Governor, "and he has
told me a strange story about that night, which he was afraid to tell
to everybody."

The Governor then narrated the history of the friars and the will.

"Well, but," observed Captain Wilson, "the history of that will afford
no clue to the legacy."

"No it does not; but still, as I said, Jack had a hand in this. He
frightened the old lady as a devil, and you caught her in your arms
and saved her from falling, so he had a hand in it, you see."

"I do now remember that I did save a very dowager-like old personage
from falling at the sight of a devil, who, of course, must have been
our friend Easy."

"Well, and that accounts for the whole of it."

"A thousand doubloons for picking up an old lady!"

"Yes, why not?--have you not heard of a man having a fortune left him
for merely opening the pew door of a church, to an old gentleman?"

"Yes, but it appears so strange."

"There's nothing strange in this world, Wilson, nothing at a We may
slave for years and get no reward, and do a trifle out of politeness
and become independent.  In my opinion, this mystery is unravelled.
The old lady, for I knew the family, must have died immensely rich:
she knew you in your full uniform, and she asked your name; a heavy
fall would have been to one so fat a most serious affair; you saved
her, and she has rewarded you handsomely."

"Well," replied Captain Wilson, "as I can give no other explanation, I
suppose yours is the correct one; but it's hardly fair to take a
thousand doubloons from her relations merely for an act of civility."

"You really are quite ridiculous; the old lady owned half Murcia, to
my knowledge.  It is no more to them than anyone leaving you a suit of
mourning in an English legacy. I wish you joy; it will help you with a
large family, and in justice to them you are bound to take it.
Everybody does as he pleases with his own money,--depend upon it, you
saved her from breaking her leg short off at the hip joint."

"Upon that supposition I presume I must accept of the legacy," replied
Captain Wilson, laughing.

"Of course; send for it at once.  The rate of exchange is now high. I
will give you government bills, which will make it nearly four
thousand pounds."

"Four thousand pounds for preventing an old woman from falling,"
replied Captain Wilson.

"Devilish well paid, Wilson, and I congratulate you."

"For how much am I indebted to the father of young Easy!" observed
Captain Wilson, after a silence of some minutes; "if he had not
assisted me when I was appointed to a ship, I should not have gained
my promotion--nor three thousand pounds I have made in prize-money--
the command of a fine frigate--and now four thousand  pounds in a
windfall."

The Governor thought that he was more indebted to Jack than to his
father for some of these advantages, but he was careful not to point
them out.

"It's very true," observed the Governor, "that Mr Easy was of service
to you when you were appointed; but allow me to observe, that for your
ship, your prize-money, and for your windfall, you have been wholly
indebted to your own gallantry, in both senses of the word; still Mr
Easy is a fine generous fellow, and so is his son, I can tell you.
By-the-bye, I had a long conversation with him the other day."

"About himself?"

"Yes, all about himself.  He appears to me to have come into the
service without any particular motive, and will be just as likely to
leave it in the same way.  He appears to be very much in love with
that Sicilian nobleman's daughter. I find that he has written to her,
and to her brother, since he has been here."

"That he came into the service in search of what he never will find in
this world, I know very well; and I presume that he has found that
out--and that he will follow up the service is also very doubtful; but
I do not wish that he should leave it yet, it is doing him great
good," replied Captain Wilson.

"I agree with you there--I have great influence with him, and he shall
stay yet awhile.  He is heir to a very large fortune, is he not?"

"A clear eight thousand pounds a year, if not more."

"If his father dies he must, of course, leave; a midshipman with eight
thousand pounds a year would indeed be an anomaly."

"That the service could not permit.  It would be as injurious to
himself as it would to others about him.  At present, he has almost,
indeed I may say quite, an unlimited command of money."

"That's bad, very bad.  I wonder he behaves so well as he does."

"And so do I: but he really is a very superior lad, with all his
peculiarities, and a general favourite with those whose opinions and
friendship are worth having."

"Well, don't curb him too tight--for really he does not require it. He
goes very well in a snaffle."




CHAPTER XXVIII

"Philosophy made Easy," upon agrarian principles, the subject of some
uneasiness to our hero--The first appearance, but not the last, of an
important personage.


The conversation was here interrupted by a mail from England which
they had been expecting.  Captain Wilson retired with his letters; the
Governor remained equally occupied; and our hero received the first
letter ever written to him by his father.  It ran as follows:--

"MY DEAR SON,

"I have many times taken up my pen with the intention of
letting you know how things went on in this country.  But as I can
perceive around but one dark horizon of evil, I have as often laid it
down again without venturing to make you unhappy with such bad
intelligence.

"The account of your death, and also of your unexpectedly being yet
spared to us, were duly received, and I trust, I mourned and rejoiced
on each occasion with all the moderation characteristic of a
philosopher.  In the first instance I consoled myself with the
reflection that the world you had left was in a state of slavery, and
pressed down by the iron arm of despotism, and that to die was gain,
not only in all the parson tells us, but also in our liberty; and, at
the second intelligence, I moderated my joy for nearly about the same
reasons, resolving, notwithstanding what Dr Middleton may say, to die
as I have lived, a true philosopher.

"The more I reflect the more am I convinced that there is nothing
required to make this world happy but equality, and the rights of man
being duly observed--in short, that everything and everybody should be
reduced to one level.  Do we not observe that it is the law of
nature--do not brooks run into rivers--rivers into seas--mountains
crumble down upon the plains?--are not the seasons contented to
equalise the parts of the earth?  Why does the sun run round the
ecliptic, instead of the equator, but to give an equal share of his
heat to both sides of the world?  Are we not all equally born in
misery? does not death level us all aequo pede, as the poet hath? are
we not all equally hungry, thirsty, and sleepy, and thus levelled by
our natural wants? And such being the case, ought we not to have our
equal share of good things in this world, to which we have undoubted
equal right?  Can any argument be more solid or more level than this,
whatever nonsense Dr Middleton may talk?

"Yes, my son, if it were not that I still hope to see the sun of
justice arise, and disperse the manifold dark clouds which obscure the
land--if I did not still hope, in my time, to see an equal
distribution of property--an Agrarian law passed by the House of
Commons, in which all should benefit alike--I would not care how soon
I left this vale of tears, created by tyranny and injustice.  At
present, the same system is carried on; the nation is taxed for the
benefit of the few, and it groans under oppression and despotism; but
I still do think that there is, if I may fortunately express myself, a
bright star in the west; and signs of the times which comfort me.
Already we have had a good deal of incendiarism about the country, and
some of the highest aristocracy have pledged themselves to raise the
people above themselves, and have advised sedition and conspiracy;
have shown to the debased and unenlightened multitude that their force
is physically irresistible, and recommended them to make use of it,
promising that if they hold in power, they will only use that power to
the abolition of our farce of a constitution, of a church, and of a
king; and that if the nation is  to be governed at all, it shall only
be governed by the many.  This is cheering. Hail, patriot lords! all
hail! I am in hopes yet that the great work will be achieved, in spite
of the laughs and sneers and shakes of the head, which my arguments
still meet with from that obstinate fellow, Dr Middleton.

"Your mother is in a quiet way; she has given over reading and
working, and even her knitting, as useless; and she now sits all day
long at the chimney corner twiddling her thumbs, and waiting, as she
says, for the millennium.  Poor thing! she is very foolish with her
ideas upon this matter, but as usual I let her have her own way in
everything, copying the philosopher of old, who was tied to his
Xantippe.

"I trust, my dear son, that your principles have strengthened with
your years and fortified with your growth, and that, if necessary, you
will sacrifice all to obtain what in my opinion will prove to be the
real millennium.  Make all the converts you can, and believe me to be,

"Your affectionate father, and true guide,

"Nicodemus Easy."

Jack, who was alone, shook his head as he read this letter, and then
laid it down with a pish!  He did it involuntarily, and was surprised
at himself when he found that he had so done.  "I should like to argue
the point," thought Jack, in spite of himself; and then he threw the
letter on the table, and went into Gascoigne's room, displeased with
his father and with himself.  He asked Ned whether he had received any
letters from England, and, it being near dinner-time, went back to
dress.  On his coming down into the receiving room with Gascoigne, the
Governor said to them,--

"As you both speak Italian, you must take charge of a Sicilian
officer, who has come here with letters of introduction to me, and who
dines here to-day."

Before dinner they were introduced to the party in question, a
slight-made, well-looking young man, but still there was an expression
in his countenance which was not agreeable.  In compliance with the
wishes of the Governor, Don Mathias, for so he was called, was placed
between our two midshipmen, who immediately entered into conversation
with him, being themselves anxious to make enquiries about their
friends at Palermo.  In the course of conversation, Jack enquired of
him whether he was acquainted with Don Rebiera, to which the Sicilian
answered in the affirmative, and they talked about the different
members of the family.

Don Mathias, towards the close of the dinner, enquired of Jack by what
means he had become acquainted with Don Rebiera, and Jack, in reply,
narrated how he and his friend Gascoigne had saved him from being
murdered by two villains; after this reply the young officer appeared
to be less inclined for conversation, but before the party broke up,
requested to have the acquaintance of our two midshipmen.  As soon as
he was gone, Gascoigne observed in a reflective way, "I have seen that
face before, but where I cannot exactly say; but you know, Jack, what
a memory of people I have, and I have seen him before, I am sure."

"I can't recollect that ever I have," replied our hero, "but I never
knew anyone who could recollect in that way as you do."

The conversation was then dropped between them, and Jack was for some
time listening to the Governor and Captain Wilson, for the whole party
were gone away, when Gascoigne, who had been in deep thought since he
had made the observation to Jack, sprang up.

"I have him at last!" cried he.

"Have who?" demanded Captain Wilson.

"That Sicilian officer--I could have sworn that I had seen him
before."

"That Don Mathias?"

"No, Sir Thomas!  He is not Don Mathias!  He is the very Don Silvio
who was murdering Don Rebiera, when we came to his assistance and
saved him."

"I do believe you are right, Gascoigne."

"I'm positive of it," replied Gascoigne; "I never made a mistake in my
life."

"Bring me those letters, Easy," said the Governor, "and let us see
what they say of him.  Here it is--Don Mathias de Alayeres.  You may
be mistaken, Gascoigne; it is a heavy charge you are making against
this young man."

"Well, Sir Thomas, if that is not Don Silvio, I'd forfeit my
commission if I had it here in my hand.  Besides, I observed the
change in his countenance when we told him it was Easy and I who had
come to Don Rebiera's assistance; and did you observe after that,
Easy, that he hardly said a word."

"Very true," replied Jack. "Well, well, we must see to this," observed
the Governor; "if so, this letter of introduction must be a forgery."

The party then retired to bed, and the next morning, while Easy was in
Gascoigne's room talking over their suspicions, letters from Palermo
were brought up to him.  They were in answer to those written by Jack
on his arrival at Malta: a few lines from Don Rebiera, a small note
from Agnes, and a voluminous detail from his friend Don Philip, who
informed him of the good health of all parties, and of their good-will
towards him; of Agnes being as partial as ever; of his having spoken
plainly, as he had promised Jack, to his father and mother relative to
the mutual attachment; of their consent being given, and then
withheld, because Father Thomaso, their confessor, would not listen to
the union of Agnes with a heretic; but nevertheless telling Jack that
this would be got over through the medium of his brother and himself,
who were determined that their sister and he should not be made
unhappy about such a trifle.  But the latter part of the letter
contained intelligence equally important, which was, that Don Silvio
had again attempted the life of their father, and would have
succeeded, had not Father Thomaso, who happened to be there, thrown
himself between them.  That Don Silvio in his rage had actually
stabbed the confessor, although the wound was not dangerous.  That in
consequence of this, all further lenity was denied to him, and the
authorities were in search of him to award him the punishment due to
murder and sacrilege.  That up to the present they could not find him,
and it was supposed that he had made his escape to Malta in one of the
speronares.

Such were the contents of the letter, which were immediately
communicated to the Governor and Captain Wilson, upon their meeting at
breakfast.

"Very well, we must see to this," observed the Governor, who then made
his enquiries as to the other intelligence contained in the letters.

Jack and Gascoigne were uneasy till the breakfast was over, when they
made their escape: a few moments afterwards Captain Wilson rose to go
on board, and sent for them, but they were not to be found.

"I understand it all, Wilson," said the Governor; "leave them to me;
go on board and make yourself quite easy."

In the meantime our two midshipmen had taken their hats and walked
away to the parapet of the battery, where they would not be
interrupted.

"Now, Gascoigne," observed Jack, "you guess what I'm about--I must
shoot that rascal this very morning, and that's why I came out with
you."

"But, Easy, the only difference is this, that I must shoot him, and
not you; he is my property, for I found him out."

"We'll argue that point," replied Jack: "he has attempted the life of
my is-to-be, please God, father-in-law, and therefore I have the best
claim to him."

"I beg your pardon, Jack, he is mine, for I discovered him. Now let me
put a case: suppose one man walking several yards before another,
picks up a purse, what claim has the other to it?  I found him, and
not you."

"That's all very well, Gascoigne; but suppose the purse you picked up
to be mine, then I have a right to it, although you found it; he is my
bird by right, and not yours."

"But I have another observation to make, which is very important; he
is a blood relation of Agnes, and if his blood is on your hands,
however much he may deserve it, depend upon it, it will be raised as
an obstacle to your union: think of that."

Jack paused in thought. "And let me induce you by another remark--you
will confer on me a most particular favour."

"It will be the greatest I ever could," replied Jack, "and you ought
to be eternally indebted to me."

"I trust to make him eternally indebted to me," replied Gascoigne.
Sailors, if going into action, always begin to reckon what their share
of the prize-money may be, before a shot is fired--our two midshipmen
appear in this instance to be doing the same.

The point having been conceded to Gascoigne, Jack went to the inn
where Don Silvio had mentioned that he had taken up his quarters, and
sending up his card, followed the waiter upstairs.  The waiter opened
the door, and presented the card.

"Very well," replied Don Silvio, "you can go down and show him up."

Jack hearing these words, did not wait, but walked in, where he found
Don Silvio very busy removing a hone upon which he had been whetting a
sharp double-edged stiletto.  The Sicilian walked up to him, offering
his hand with apparent cordiality; but Jack, with a look of defiance,
said, "Don Silvio, we know you; my object now is to demand, on the
part of my friend, the satisfaction which you do not deserve, but
which our indignation at your second attempt upon Don Rebiera induces
us to offer; for if you escape from him you will have to do with me.
On the whole, Don Silvio, you may think yourself fortunate, for it is
better to die by the hands of a gentleman than by the gibbet."

Don Silvio turned deadly pale--his hand sought his stiletto in his
bosom, but it was remaining on the table; at last he replied, "Be it
so--I will meet you when and where you please, in an hour from this."

Jack mentioned the place of meeting, and then walked out of the room.
He and Gascoigne then hastened to the quarters of an officer they were
intimate with, and having provided themselves with the necessary
fire-arms, were at the spot before the time.  They waited for him till
the exact time, yet no Don Silvio made his appearance.

"He's off," observed Gascoigne; "the villain has escaped us." Half an
hour over the time had passed, and still there was no sign of
Gascoigne's antagonist, but one of the Governor's aides-de-camp was
seen walking up to them.

"Here's Atkins," observed Jack; "that's unlucky, but he won't
interfere."

"Gentlemen," said Atkins, taking off his hat with much solemnity, "the
Governor particularly wishes to speak to you both."

"We can't come just now--we'll be there in half an hour."

"You must be there in three minutes, both of you.  Excuse me, my
orders are positive--and to see them duly executed I have a corporal
and a file of men behind that wall--of course, if you walk with me
quietly there will be no occasion to send for their assistance."

"This is confounded tyranny," cried Jack. "Well may they call him
'King Tom.'"

"Yes," replied Atkins, "and he governs here in 'rey absoluto' so come
along."

Jack and Gascoigne, having no choice, walked up to the government
house, where they found Sir Thomas in the veranda, which commanded a
view of the harbour and offing.

"Come here, young gentlemen," said the Governor, in a severe tone; "do
you see that vessel about two miles clear of the port? Don Silvio is
in it, going back to Sicily under a guard.  And now remember what I
say as a maxim through life.  Fight with gentlemen, if you must fight,
but not with villains and murderers.  By consenting to fight with a
blackguard, you as much disparage your cloth and compromise your own
characters, as by refusing to give satisfaction to a gentleman.

"There, go away, for I'm angry with you, and don't let me see you till
dinner-time."




CHAPTER XXIX

In which our hero sees a little more service, and is better employed
than in fighting Don Silvio.


But before they met the Governor at his table, a sloop of war arrived
from the fleet with despatches from the commander-in-chief. Those to
Captain Wilson required him to make all possible haste in fitting, and
then to proceed and cruise off Corsica, to fall in with a Russian
frigate which was on that coast; if not there, to obtain intelligence,
and to follow her wherever she might be.

All was now bustle and activity on board of the Aurora. Captain
Wilson, with our hero and Gascoigne, quieted the Governor's house and
repaired on board, where they remained day and night.  On the third
day the Aurora was complete and ready for sea, and about noon sailed
out of Valette Harbour.

In a week the Aurora had gained the coast of Corsica, and there was no
need of sending look-out men to the mast-head, for one of the officers
or midshipmen was there from daylight to dark.  She ran up the coast
to the northward without seeing the object of her pursuit, or
obtaining any intelligence.

Calms and light airs detained them for a few days, when a northerly
breeze enabled them to run down the eastern side of the island.  It
was on the eighteenth day after they had quieted Malta, that a large
vessel was seen ahead about eighteen miles off.  The men were then at
breakfast.

"A frigate, Captain Wilson, I'm sure of it," said Mr Hawkins, the
chaplain, whose anxiety induced him to go to the mast-head.

"How is she steering?"

"The same way as we are."

The Aurora was under all possible sail, and when the hands were, piped
to dinner, it was thought that they had neared the chase about two
miles.

"This will be a long chase; a stern chase always is," observed Martin
to Gascoigne.

"Yes, I'm afraid so--but I'm more afraid of her escaping."

"That's not unlikely either," replied the mate.

"You are one of Job's comforters, Martin," replied Gascoigne.

"Then I'm not so often disappointed," replied the mate.  "There are
two points to be ascertained; the first is, whether we shall come up
with the vessel or lose her--the next is, if we do come up with her,
whether she is the vessel we are looking for."

"You seem very indifferent about it."

"Indeed I am not: I am the oldest passed midshipman in the ship, and
the taking of the frigate will, if I live, give me my promotion, and
if I'm killed, I shan't want it.  But I've been so often disappointed,
that I now make sure of nothing until I have it."

"Well, for your sake, Martin, I will still hope that the vessel is the
one we seek, that we shall not be killed, and that you will gain your
promotion."

"I thank you, Easy--I wish I was one that dared hope as you do." Poor
Martin! he had long felt how bitter it was to meet disappointment upon
disappointment.  How true it is, that hope deferred maketh the heart
sick! and his anticipations of early days, the buoyant calculations of
youth, had been one by one crushed, and now, having served his time
nearly three times over, the reaction had become too painful, and, as
he truly said, he dared not hope: still his temper was not soured, but
chastened.

"She has hauled her wind, sir," hailed the second lieutenant from the
topmast cross-trees.

"What think you of that, Martin?" observed Jack. "Either that she is
an English frigate, or that she is a vessel commanded by a very brave
fellow, and well-manned."

It was sunset before the Aurora had arrived within two miles of the
vessel; the private signal had been thrown out, but had not been
answered, either because it was too dark to make out the colours of
the flags, or that these were unknown to an enemy.  The stranger had
hoisted the English colours, but that was no satisfactory proof of her
being a friend; and just before dark she had put her head towards the
Aurora, who had now come stem down to her.  The ship's company of the
Aurora were all at their quarters, as a few minutes would now decide
whether they had to deal with a friend or foe.

There is no situation perhaps more difficult, and demanding so much
caution, as the occasional meeting with a doubtful ship.  On the one
hand, it being necessary to be fully prepared, and not allow the enemy
the advantage which may be derived from your inaction; and on the
other, the necessity of prudence, that you may not assault your
friends and countrymen.  Captain Wilson had hoisted the private
night-signal, but here again it was difficult, from his sails
intervening, for the other ship to make it out.  Before the two
frigates were within three cables' length of each other, Captain
Wilson, determined that there should be no mistake from any want of
precaution on his part, hauled up his courses and brailed up his
driver that the night-signal might be clearly seen.

Lights were seen abaft on the quarter-deck of the other vessel, as if
they were about to answer, but she continued to keep the Aurora to
leeward at about half a cable's length, and as the foremost guns of
each vessel were abreast of each other, hailed in English--

"Ship ahoy! what ship's that?"

"His Majesty's ship Aurora," replied Captain Wilson, who stood on the
hammocks.  "What ship's that?"

By this time the other frigate had passed half her length clear of the
beam of the Aurora, and at the same time that a pretended reply of
"His Majesty's ship--" was heard, a broadside from her guns, which had
been trained aft on purpose, was poured into the Aurora, and at so
short a distance, doing considerable execution.  The crew of the
Aurora, hearing the hailing in English, and the vessel passing them
apparently without firing, had imagined that she had been one of their
own cruisers.  The captains of the guns had dropped their lanyards in
disappointment, and the silence which had been maintained as the two
vessels met was just breaking up in various ways of lamentation at
their bad luck, when the broadside was poured in, thundering in their
ears, and the ripping and tearing of the beams and planks astonished
their senses.  Many were carried down below, but it was difficult to
say whether indignation at the enemy's ruse, or satisfaction at
discovering that they were not called to quarters in vain, most
predominated.  At all events, it was answered by three voluntary
cheers, which drowned the cries of those who were being assisted to
the cockpit.

"Man the larboard guns and about ship!" cried Captain Wilson, leaping
off the hammocks.  "Look out, my lads, and rake her in stays! We'll
pay him off for that foul play before we've done with him.  Look out,
my lads, and take good aim as she pays round."

The Aurora was put about, and her broadside poured into the stern of
the Russian frigate--for such she was.  It was almost dark, but the
enemy, who appeared as anxious as the Aurora to come to action, hauled
up her courses to await her coming up.  In five minutes the two
vessels were alongside, exchanging murderous broadsides at little more
than pistol-shot--running slowly in for the land, then not more than
five miles distant.  The skin-clad mountaineers of Corsica were
aroused by the furious cannonading, watching the incessant flashes of
the guns, and listening to their reverberating roar.

After half an hour's fierce combat, during which the fire of both
vessels was kept up with undiminished vigour, Captain Wilson went down
on the main deck, and himself separately pointed each gun after it was
loaded; those amidships being direct for the main channels of the
enemy's ship, while those abaft the beam were gradually trained more
and more forward, and those before the beam more and more aft, so as
to throw all their shot nearly into one focus, giving directions that
they were all to be fired at once, at the word of command.  The enemy,
not aware of the cause of the delay, imagined that the fire of the
Aurora had slackened, and loudly cheered.  At the word given, the
broadside was poured in, and, dark as it was, the effects from it were
evident.  Two of the midship ports of the antagonist were blown into
one, and her mainmast was seen to totter, and then to fall over the
side.  The Aurora then set her courses, which had been hauled up, and
shooting ahead, took up a raking position, while the Russian was still
hampered with her wreck, and poured in grape and cannister from her
upper deck carronades to impede their labours on deck, while she
continued her destructive fire upon the hull of the enemy from the
main deck battery.

The moon now burst out from a low bank of clouds, and enabled them to
accomplish their work with more precision.  In a quarter of an hour
the Russian was totally dismasted, and Captain Wilson ordered half of
his remaining ship's company to repair the damages, which had been
most severe, whilst the larboard men at quarters continued the fire
from the main deck.  The enemy continued to return the fire from four
guns, two on each of her decks, which she could still make bear upon
the Aurora; but after some time even these ceased, either from the men
having deserted them, or from their being dismounted.  Observing that
the fire from her antagonist had ceased, the Aurora also discontinued,
and the jolly-boat astern being still uninjured, the second lieutenant
was deputed to pull alongside of the frigate to ascertain if she had
struck.

The beams of the bright moon silvered the rippling water as the boat
shoved off; and Captain Wilson and his officers, who were still
unhurt, leant over the shattered sides of the Aurora, waiting for a
reply: suddenly the silence of the night was broken upon by a loud
splash from the bows of the Russian frigate, then about three cables'
length distant.

"What could that be?" cried Captain Wilson.  "Her anchor's down.  Mr
Jones, a lead over the side, and see what water we have."

Mr Jones had long been carried down below, severed in two with a round
shot--but a man leaped into the chains, and lowering down the lead
sounded in seven fathoms.

"Then I suspect he will give us more trouble yet," observed Captain
Wilson; and so indeed it proved, for the Russian captain, in reply to
the second lieutenant, had told him in English, "that he would answer
that question with his broadside," and before the boat was dropped
astern, he had warped round with the springs on his cable, and had
recommenced his fire upon the Aurora.

Captain Wilson made sail upon his ship, and sailed round and round the
anchored vessel, so as to give her two broadsides to her one, and from
the slowness with which she worked at her springs upon her cables, it
was evident that she must be now very weak handed.  Still the
pertinacity and decided courage of the Russian captain convinced
Captain Wilson, that, in all probability, he would sink at his anchor
before he would haul down his colours; and not only would he lose more
of the Aurora's men, but also the Russian vessel, without he took a
more decided step.  Captain Wilson, therefore, resolved to try her by
the board.  Having poured in a raking fire, he stood off for a few
moments, during which he called the officers and men on deck, and
stated his intention.  He then went about, and himself conning the
Aurora, ran her on board the Russian, pouring in his reserved
broadside as the vessels came into collision, and heading his men as
they leaped on the enemy's decks.

Although, as Captain Wilson had imagined, the Russian frigate had not
many men to oppose to the Aurora's, the deck was obstinately defended,
the voice and the arm of the Russian captain were to be heard and seen
everywhere, and his men, encouraged by him, were cut down by numbers
where they stood.

Our hero, who had the good fortune to be still unhurt, was for a
little while close to Captain Wilson when he boarded, and was about to
oppose his unequal force against that of the Russian captain, when he
was pulled back by the collar by Mr Hawkins, the chaplain, who rushed
in advance with a sabre in his hand.  The opponents were well matched,
and it may be said that, with little interruption, a hand-to-hand
conflict ensued, for the moon lighted up the scene of carnage, and
they were well able to distinguish each other's faces.  At last, the
chaplain's sword broke: he rushed in, drove the hilt into his
antagonist's face, closed with him, and they both fell down the
hatchway together.  After this, the deck was gained, or rather
cleared, by the crew of the Aurora, for few could be said to have
resisted, and in a minute or two the frigate was in their possession.
The chaplain and the Russian captain were hoisted up, still clinging
to each other, both senseless from the fall, but neither of them dead,
although bleeding from several wounds.

As soon as the main deck had been cleared, Captain Wilson ordered the
hatches to be put on, and left a party on board while he hastened to
attend to the condition of his own ship and ship's company.

It was daylight before anything like order had been restored to the
decks of the Aurora; the water was still smooth, and instead of
letting go her own anchor, she had hung on with a hawser to the prize,
but her sails had been furled, her decks cleared, guns secured, and
the buckets were dashing away the blood from her planks and the
carriages of the guns, when the sun rose and shone upon them. The
numerous wounded had, by this time, been put into their hammocks,
although there were still one or two cases of amputation to be
performed.

The carpenter had repaired all shot-holes under or too near to the
water-line, and then had proceeded to sound the well of the prize; but
although her upper works had been dreadfully shattered, there was no
reason to suppose that she had received any serious injury below, and,
therefore the hatches still remained on, although a few hands were put
to the pumps to try if she made any water.  It was not until the
Aurora presented a more cheerful appearance that Captain Wilson went
over to the other ship, whose deck, now that the light of heaven
enabled them to witness all the horrors even to minuteness, presented
a shocking spectacle of blood and carnage.  Body after body was thrown
over; the wounded were supplied with water and such assistance as
could be rendered until the surgeons could attend them; the hatches
were then taken off, and the remainder of her crew ordered on deck;
about two hundred obeyed the summons, but the lower deck was as
crowded with killed and wounded as was the upper.  For the present the
prisoners were handed over down into the fore-hold of the Aurora,
which had been prepared for their reception, and the work of
separation of the dead from the living then underwent.

After this, such repairs as were immediately necessary were made, and
a portion of the Aurora's crew, under the orders of the second
lieutenant, were sent on board to take charge of her.  It was not till
the evening of the day after this night conflict that the Aurora was
in a situation to make sail.  All hands were then sent on board of the
Trident, for such was the name of the Russian frigate, to fit her out
as soon as possible.  Before morning,--for there was no relaxation
from their fatigue, nor was there any wish for it,--all was completed,
and the two frigates, although in a shattered condition, were prepared
to meet any common conflict with the elements.  The Aurora made sail
with the Trident in tow; the hammocks were allowed to be taken down,
and the watch below permitted to repose.

In this murderous conflict the Trident had more than two hundred men
killed and wounded.  The Aurora's loss had not been so great, but
still it was severe, having lost sixty-five men and officers. Among
the fallen there were Mr Jones, the master, the third lieutenant Mr
Arkwright, and two midshipmen dead.  Mr Pottyfar, the first
lieutenant, was severely wounded at the commencement of the action.
Martin the master's mate, and Gascoigne, the first mortally, and the
second badly, were wounded.  Our hero had also received a slight
cutlass wound, which obliged him to wear his arm, for a short time, in
a sling.

Among the ship's company who were wounded was Mesty; he had been hurt
with a splinter before the Trident was taken by the board, but had
remained on deck, and had followed our hero, watching over him and
protecting him as a father.  He had done even more, for he had with
Jack thrown himself before Captain Wilson, at a time that he had
received such a blow with the flat of a sword as to stun him, and
bring him down on his knee.  And Jack had taken good care that Captain
Wilson should not be ignorant, as he really would have been, of this
timely service on the part of Mesty, who certainly, although with a
great deal of "sangfroid" in his composition when in repose, was a
fiend incarnate when his blood was up.

"But you must have been with Mesty," observed Captain Wilson, "when he
did me the service."

"I was with him, sir," replied Jack, with great modesty; "but was of
very little service."

"How is your friend Gascoigne this evening?"

"Oh, not very bad, sir--he wants a glass of grog."

"And Mr Martin?" Jack shook his head.

"Why, the surgeon thinks he will do well."

"Yes, sir, and so I told Martin; but he said that it was very well to
give him hope--but that he thought otherwise."

"You must manage him, Mr Easy; tell him that he is sure of his
promotion."

"I have, sir, but he won't believe it.  He never will believe it till
he has his commission signed. I really think that an acting order
would do more than the doctor can."

"Well, Mr Easy, he shall have one to-morrow morning.  Have you seen Mr
Pottyfar? he, I am afraid, is very bad."

"Very bad, sir; and they say is worse every day, and yet his wound is
healthy, and ought to be doing well."

Such was the conversation between Jack and his captain, as they sat at
breakfast on the third morning after the action.

The next day Easy took down an acting order for Martin, and put it
into his hands.  The mate read it over as he lay bandaged in his
hammock.

"It's only an acting order, Jack," said he; "it may not be confirmed."
Jack swore, by all the articles of war, that it would be; but Martin
replied that he was sure it never would.

"No, no," said the mate, "I knew very well that I never should be
made.  If it is not confirmed, I may live; but if it is, I am sure to
die."

Everyone that went to Martin's hammock wished him joy, of his
promotion; but six days after the action, poor Martin's remains were
consigned to the deep.

The next person who followed him was Mr Pottyfar, the first
lieutenant, who had contrived, wounded as he was, to reach a packet of
the universal medicine, and had taken so many bottles before he was
found out, that he was one morning found dead in his bed, with more
than two dozen empty phials under his pillow, and by the side of his
mattress.  He was not buried with his hands in his pockets, but when
sewed up in his hammock, they were, at all events, laid in the right
position.




CHAPTER XXX

Modern philanthropy, which, as usual, is the cause of much trouble and
vexation.


In three weeks the Aurora, with her prize in tow, arrived at Malta.
The wounded were sent to the hospital, and the gallant Russian captain
recovered from his wounds about the same time as Mr Hawkins, the
chaplain.

Jack, who constantly called to see the chaplain, had a great deal to
do to console him.  He would shake his hands as he lay in his bed,
exclaiming against himself.  "Oh," would he say, "the spirit is
willing, but the flesh is weak.  That I, a man of God, as they term
me, who ought to have been down with the surgeons, whispering comfort
to the desponding, should have gone on deck (but I could not help it),
and have mixed in such a scene of slaughter.  What will become of me?"

Jack attempted to console him by pointing out, that not only
chaplains, but bishops, have been known to fight in armour from time
immemorial.  But Mr Hawkins's recovery, was long doubtful, from the
agitation of his mind.  When he was able to walk, Jack introduced to
him the Russian captain, who was also just out of his bed.

"I am most happy to embrace so gallant an officer," said the Russian,
who recognised his antagonist, throwing his arms round the chaplain,
and giving him a kiss on both cheeks.  "What is his rank?" continued
he, addressing himself to Jack, who replied, very quietly, "that he
was the ship's padre."

"The padre!" replied the captain, with surprise, as Hawkins turned
away with confusion.  "The padre--par exemple!  Well, I always had a
great respect for the church. Pray, sir," said he, turning to Easy,
"do your padres always head your boarders?"

"Always, sir," replied Jack; "it's a rule of the service--and the duty
of a padre to show the men the way to heaven.  It's our ninety-ninth
article of war."

"You are a fighting nation," replied the Russian, bowing to Hawkins,
and continuing his walk, not exactly pleased that he had been floored
by a parson.

Mr Hawkins continued very disconsolate for some time; he then
invalided, and applied himself to his duties on shore, where he would
not be exposed to such temptations from his former habits.

As the Aurora, when she was last at Malta, had nearly exhausted the
dockyard for her repairs, she was even longer fitting out this time,
during which Captain Wilson's despatches had been received by the
Admiral, and had been acknowledged by a brig sent to Malta. The
Admiral, in reply, after complimenting him upon his gallantry and
success, desired that, as soon as he was ready, he should proceed to
Palermo with communications of importance to the authorities, and
having remained there for an answer, was again to return to Malta to
pick up such of his men as might be fit to leave the hospital, and
then join the Toulon fleet.  This intelligence was soon known to our
hero, who was in ecstasies at the idea of again seeing Agnes and her
brothers.  Once more the Aurora sailed away from the high crowned
rocks of Valette, and with a fine breeze dashed through the deep blue
waves.

But towards the evening the breeze increased, and they were under
double-reefed topsails.  On the second day they made the coast of
Sicily, not far from where Easy and Gascoigne had been driven on
shore; the weather was then more moderate, and the sea had, to a great
degree, subsided.  They therefore stood in close to the coast, as they
had not a leading wind to Palermo.  As they stood in, the glasses, as
usual, were directed to land; observing the villas with which the
hills and valleys were studded, with their white fronts embowered in
orange groves.

"What is that, Gascoigne," said Easy, "under that precipice?--it looks
like a vessel."

Gascoigne turned his glass in the direction--"Yes, it is a vessel on
the rocks: by her prow she looks like a galley."

"It is a galley, sir--one of the row galleys--I can make out her bank
of oars," observed the signal-man.

This was reported to Captain Wilson, who also examined her.

"She is on the rocks, certainly," observed he; "and I think I see
people on board.  Keep her away a point, quarter-master."

The Aurora was now steered right for the vessel, and in the course of
an hour was not more than a mile from her.  Their suppositions were
correct--it was one of the Sicilian government galleys bilged on the
rocks, and they now perceived that there were people on board of her,
making signals with their shirts and pieces of linen.

"They must be the galley-slaves; for I perceive that they do not one
of them change their positions: the galley must have been abandoned by
their officers and seamen, and the slaves left to perish."

"That's very hard," observed Jack to Gascoigne; "they were condemned
to the galleys, but not to death."

"They will not have much mercy from the waves," replied Gascoigne;
"they will all be in kingdom come to-morrow morning, if the breeze
comes more on the land.  We have already come up two points this
forenoon."

Although Captain Wilson did not join in this conversation, which he
overheard as he stood on the forecastle gun, with his glass over the
hammocks, it appears he was of the same opinion: but he demurred: he
had to choose between allowing so many of his fellow creatures to
perish miserably, or to let loose upon society a set of miscreants,
who would again enter a course of crime until they were re-captured,
and, by so doing, probably displease the Sicilian authorities.  After
some little reflection he resolved that he would take his chance of
the latter.  The Aurora was hove-to in stays, and the two cutters
ordered to be lowered down, and the boat's crew to be armed.

"Mr Easy, do you take one cutter, and the armourers; pull on board of
the galley, release those people, and land them in small divisions. Mr
Gascoigne, you will take the other to assist Mr Easy, and when he
lands them in his boat, you will pull by hit side ready to act, in
case of any hostile attempt on the part of the scoundrels; for we must
not expect gratitude: of course, land them at the nearest safe spot
for debarkation."

In pursuance of these orders, our two midshipmen pulled away to the
vessel.  They found her fixed hard upon the rocks, which had pierced
her slight timbers, and, as they had supposed, the respectable part of
her crew, with the commander, had taken to the boats, leaving the
galley-slaves to their fate.  She pulled fifty oars, but had only
thirty-six manned.  These oars were forty feet long, and ran in from
the thole-pin with a loom six feet long, each manned by four slaves,
who were chained to their seat before it, by a running chain made fast
by a padlock in amidships.  A plank, of two feet wide, ran fore and
aft the vessel between the two banks of oars, for the boatswain to
apply the lash to those who did not sufficiently exert themselves.

"Viva los Inglesos!" cried the galley-slaves, as Easy climbed up over
the quarter of the vessel.

"I say, Ned, did you ever see such a precious set of villains?"
observed Easy, as he surveyed the faces of the men who were chained.

"No," replied Gascoigne; "and I think if the captain had seen them as
we have, that he would have left them where they were."

"I don't know--but, however, our orders are positive.  Armourer, knock
off all the padlocks, beginning aft; when we have a cargo we will land
them.  How many are there?--twelve dozen--twelve dozen villains to let
loose upon society.  I have a great mind to go on board again and
report my opinion to the captain--one hundred and forty-four villains,
who all deserve hanging--for drowning is too good for them."

"Our orders are to liberate them, Jack."

"Yes; but I should like to argue this point with Captain Wilson."

"They'll send after them fast enough, Jack, and they'll all be in
limbo again before long," replied Gascoigne.

"Well, I suppose we must obey orders; but it goes against my
conscience to save such villainous-looking rascals.  Armourer, hammer
away."

The armourer, who with the seamen appeared very much of Jack's
opinion, and had not commenced his work, now struck off the padlocks
one by one with his sledgehammer.  As soon as they were released the
slaves were ordered into the cutter, and when it was sufficiently
loaded Jack shoved off, followed by Gascoigne as guard, and landed
them at the point about a cable's length distant.  It required six
trips before they were all landed; the last cargo were on shore, and
Easy was desiring the men to shove off, when one of the galleriens
turned round, and cried out to Jack in a mocking tone, "Addio, signor,
a reveder la." Jack started, stared, and, in the squalid, naked wretch
who addressed him, he recognised Don Silvio!

"I will acquaint Don Rebiera of your arrival, signor," said the
miscreant, springing up the rocks, and mixing with the rest, who now
commenced hooting and laughing at their preservers.

"Ned," observed Easy to Gascoigne, "we have let that rascal loose."

"More's the pity," replied Gascoigne; "but we have only obeyed
orders."

"It can't be helped, but I've a notion there will be some
mischief out of this."

"We obeyed orders," replied Gascoigne.

"We've let the rascals loose not ten miles from Don Rebiera's."

"Obeyed orders, Jack."

"With a whole gang to back him, if he goes there."

"Orders, Jack."

"Agnes at his mercy--"

"Captain's orders, Jack."

"I shall argue this point when I go on board," replied Jack.

"Too late, Jack."

"Yes," replied Easy, sinking down on the stem sheets with a look of
despair. "Give way, my lads, give way."

Jack returned on board, and reported what he had done: also that Don
Silvio was among those liberated; and he ventured to mention his fears
of what might take place from their contiguity to the house of Don
Rebiera.  Captain Wilson bit his lips: he felt that his philanthropy
had induced him to act without his usual prudence.

"I have done a rash thing, Mr Easy, I am afraid. I should have taken
them all on board and delivered them up to the authorities.  I wish I
had thought of that before.  We must get to Palermo as fast as we can,
and have the troops sent after these miscreants.  Hands 'bout ship,
fill the main yard."

The wind had veered round, and the Aurora was now able to lay up clear
of the island of Maritimo. The next morning she anchored in Palermo
Roads and gave immediate notice to the authorities, who, wishing
Captain Wilson's philanthropy at the devil, immediately despatched a
large body of troops in quest of the liberated malefactors.  Captain
Wilson, feeling for Jack's anxiety about his friends, called him over
to him on deck, and gave him and Gascoigne permission to go on shore.

"Will you allow me to take Mesty with me, sir, if you please?" said
Jack.

"Yes, Mr Easy; but recollect that, even with Mesty, you are no
match for one hundred and fifty men; so be prudent. I send you to
relieve your anxiety, not to run into danger."

"Of course, sir," replied Jack, touching his hat, and walking away
quietly till he came to the hatchway, when he darted down like a shot,
and was immediately occupied with his preparations.

In half an hour our two midshipmen, with Mesty, had landed, and
proceeded to the inn where they had put up before: they were armed up
to the teeth.  Their first inquiries were for Don Philip and his
brother.

"Both on leave of absence," replied the landlord, "and staying with
Don Rebiera."

"That's some comfort," thought Jack.  "Now we must get horses as fast
as we can. Mesty, can you ride?"

"By all de power, can I ride, Massa Easy; suppose you ride Kentucky
horse, you ride anyting."

In half an hour four horses and a guide were procured, and at eight
o'clock in the morning the party set off in the direction of Don
Rebiera's country seat.

They had not ridden more than six miles when they came up with one of
the detachments sent out in pursuit of the liberated criminals. Our
hero recognised the commanding officer as an old acquaintance, and
imparting to him the release of Don Silvio, and his fears upon Don
Rebiera's account, begged him to direct his attention that way.

"Corpo di Bacco--you are right, Signor Mid," replied the officer, "but
Don Philip is there, and his brother too, I believe. I will be there
by ten o'clock to-morrow morning; we will march almost the whole
night."

"They have no arms," observed Easy.

"No, but they will soon get them: they will go to some small town in a
body, plunder it, and then seek the protection of the mountains. Your
captain has given us a pretty job."

Jack exchanged a few more words, and then, excusing himself on account
of his haste, put the spurs to his horse and regained his own party,
who now proceeded at a rapid pace.

"O signor!" said the guide, "we shall kill the horses."

"I'll pay for them," said Jack.

"Yes, but we shall kill them before we get there, Jack," replied
Gascoigne, "and have to walk the rest of the way."

"Very true, Ned; let's pull up, and give them their wind."

"By de holy poker, Massa Easy, but my shirt stick to my ribs," cried
Mesty, whose black face was hung with dewdrops from their rapid
course.

"Never mind, Mesty." It was about five o'clock in the afternoon when
they arrived at the seat of Don Rebiera. Jack threw himself off his
jaded steed, and hastened into the house, followed by Gascoigne.  They
found the whole family collected in the large sitting-room, quite
ignorant of any danger threatening them, and equally astonished and
pleased at the arrival of their old friends.  Jack flew to Agnes, who
screamed when she saw him, and felt so giddy afterwards that he was
obliged to support her.  Having seated her again, he was kindly
greeted by the old people and the two young officers.  After a few
minutes dedicated to mutual inquiries, our hero stated the cause of
their expeditious arrival.

"Don Silvio with one hundred and fifty galleriens, let loose on the
coast yesterday afternoon!" exclaimed Don Rebiera; "you are right, I
only wonder they were not here last night.  But I expect Pedro from
the town; he has gone down with a load of wine: he will bring us
intelligence."

"At all events, we must be prepared," said Don Philip; "the troops,
you say, will be here to-morrow morning."

"Holy Virgin!" exclaimed the ladies, in a breath.

"How many can we muster?" said Gascoigne.

"We have five men here, or we shall have by the evening," replied Don
Philip--"all, I think, good men--my father, my brother, and myself."

"We are three--four with the guide, whom I know nothing about."

"Twelve in all--not one too many; but I think that now we are
prepared, if they attack, we can hold out till the morning."

"Had we not better send the ladies away?" said Jack.

"Who is to escort them?" replied Don Philip; "we shall only weaken our
force; besides, they may fall into the miscreants' hands."

"Shall we all leave the house together? they can but plunder it,"
observed Don Rebiera.

"Still, we may be intercepted by them, and our whole force will be
nothing against so many," observed Don Philip, "if we are without
defence, whereas in the house we shall have an advantage."

"E'vero," replied Don Rebiera, thoughtfully; "then let us prepare, for
depend upon it Don Silvio will not lose such an opportunity to wreak
his vengeance.  He will be here to-night: I only wonder he has not
been here with his companions before.  However, Pedro will arrive in
two hours."

"We must now see what means we have of defence," said Philip. "Come,
brother--will you come, sir?"




CHAPTER XXXI

A regular set-to, in which the parties beaten are not knocked down,
but rise higher and higher at each discomfiture--Nothing but the
troops could have prevented them from going up to heaven.


Don Rebiera and his two sons quitted the room, Gascoigne entered into
conversation with the senora, while Easy took this opportunity of
addressing Agnes.  He had been too much occupied with the consultation
to pay her much attention before.  He had spoken, with his eyes fixed
upon her, and had been surprised at the improvement which had taken
place in less than a year.  He now went to her, and asked her, in a
low voice, "whether she had received his letter?"

"Oh, yes!" replied she, colouring.

"And were you angry with what I said, Agnes?" in a low tone.

"No," replied she, casting her eyes down on the floor.

"I repeat now what I said, Agnes--I have never forgotten you."

"But--"

"But what?"

"Father Thomaso."

"What of him?"

"He never will--"

"Will what?"

"You are a heretic, he says."

"Tell him to mind his own business."

"He has great influence with my father and mother."

"Your brothers are on our side."

"I know that, but there will be great difficulty.  Our religion is not
the same.  He must talk to you--he will convert you."

"We'll argue that point, Agnes. I will convert him if he has common
sense; if not, it's no use arguing with him.  Where is he?"

"He will soon be at home."

"Tell me, Agnes, if you had your own will, would you marry me?"
"I don't know; I have never seen anyone I liked so well."

"Is that all?"

"Is it not enough for a maiden to say?" replied Agnes, raising her
eyes, and looking reproachfully.  "Signor, let me go, here comes my
father."

Notwithstanding, Jack cast his eyes to the window, where Gascoigne and
the senora were in converse, and, perceiving that the old lady's back
was turned, he pressed Agnes to his bosom before he released her.  The
gentlemen then returned with all the fire-arms and destructive weapons
they could collect.

"We have enough," observed Don Philip, "to arm all the people we have
with us."

"And we are well armed," replied Jack, who had left Agnes standing
alone.  "What now are your plans?"

"Those we must now consult about.  It appears--" but at this moment the
conversation was interrupted by the sudden entrance of Pedro, who had
been despatched to the town with the load of wine. He rushed in,
flurried and heated, with his red cap in his hand.

"How now, Pedro, back so early!"

"O signor!" exclaimed the man--"they have taken the cart and the wine,
and have drawn it away, up to the mountains."

"Who?" inquired Don Rebiera.

"The galley-slaves who have been let loose--and by the body of our
blessed saint, they have done pretty mischief--they have broken into
the houses, robbed everything--murdered many--clothed themselves with
the best--collected all the arms, provisions, and wine they could lay
their hands on, and have marched away into the mountains.  This took
place last night.  As I was coming down within a mile of the town,
they met me with my loaded cart, and they turned the bullocks round
and drove them away along with the rest.  By the blessed Virgin! but
they are stained with blood, but not altogether of men, for they have
cut up some of the oxen. I heard this from one of the herdsmen, but he
too fled, and could not tell me more.  But, signor, I heard them
mention your name."

"I have no doubt of it," replied Don Rebiera.  "As for the wine, I
only hope they will drink too much of it to-night.  But, Pedro, they
will be here, and we must defend ourselves--so call the men together;
I must speak to them."

"We shall never see the bullocks again," observed Pedro, mournfully.

"No: but we shall never see one another again, if we do not take care.
I have information they come here to-night."

"Holy Saint Francis! and they say there are a thousand of them."

"Not
quite so many, to my knowledge," observed Jack. "They told me that a
great many were killed in their attack upon the town, before they
mastered it."

"So much the better.  Go now, Pedro, drink a cup of wine, and then
call the other men."

The house was barricaded as well as circumstances would permit; the
first story was also made a fortress by loading the landing place with
armoires and chests of drawers.  The upper story, or attic, if it
might be so called, was defended in the same way, that they might
retreat from one to the other if the doors were forced.

It was eight o'clock in the evening before all was ready, and they
were still occupied with the last defence, under the superintendence
of Mesty, who showed himself an able engineer, when they heard the
sound of an approaching multitude.  They looked out of one of the
windows, and perceived the house surrounded by the galley-slaves, in
number apparently about a hundred.  They were all dressed in a most
fantastic manner with whatever they could pick up: some had fire-arms,
but the most of them were supplied with only swords or knives.  With
them came also their cortege of plunder: carts of various
descriptions, loaded with provisions of all sorts, and wine; women
lashed down with ropes, sails from the vessels and boats to supply
them with covering in the mountains, hay and straw, and mattresses.
Their plunder appeared to be well chosen for their exigencies.  To the
carts were tied a variety of cattle, intended to accompany them to
their retreat.  They all appeared to be under a leader, who was
issuing directions--that leader was soon recognised by those in the
house to be Don Silvio.

"Massa Easy, you show me dat man," said Mesty, when he heard the
conversation between Easy and the Rebieras; "only let me know him."

"Do you see him there, Mesty, walking down in front of those men?  He
has a musket in his hand, a jacket with silver buttons, and white
trousers."

"Yes, Massa Easy, me see him well--let me look little more--dat
enough."

The galley-slaves appeared to be very anxious to surround the house
that no one should escape, and Don Silvio was arranging the men.

"Ned," said Jack, "let us show him that we are here.  He said that he
would acquaint Don Rebiera with our arrival--let us prove to him that
he is too late."

"It would not be a bad plan," replied Gascoigne; "if it were possible
that these fellows had any gratitude among them, some of them might
relent at the idea of attacking those who saved them."

"Not a bit; but it will prove to them that there are more in the house
than they think for; and we can frighten some of them by telling them
that the soldiers are near at hand."

Jack immediately threw up the casement, and called out in a loud
voice, "Don Silvio! galley-slave!  Don Silvio!"

The party hailed turned round, and beheld Jack, Gascoigne, and Mesty,
standing at the window of the upper floor.

"We have saved you the trouble of announcing us," called out
Gascoigne.  "We are here to receive you."

"And in three hours the troops will be here, so you must be quick, Don
Silvio," continued Jack.

"A reveder la," continued Gascoigne, letting fly his pistol at Don
Silvio.

The window was then immediately closed.  The appearance of our heroes,
and their communication of the speedy arrival of the troops, was not
without effect.  The criminals trembled at the idea; Don Silvio was
mad with rage he pointed out to the men the necessity of immediate
attack--the improbability of the troops arriving so soon, and the
wealth which he expected was locked up by Don Rebiera in his mansion.
This rallied them, and they advanced to the doors, which they
attempted to force without success, losing several men by the
occasional fire from those within the house. Finding their efforts,
after half an hour's repeated attempts, to be useless, they retreated,
and then bringing up a long piece of timber, which required sixty men
to carry it, they ran with it against the door, and the weight and
impetus of the timber drove it off its hinges, and an entrance was
obtained; by this time it was dark, the lower story had been
abandoned, but the barricade at the head of the stairs opposed their
progress.  Convenient loop-holes had been prepared by the defenders,
who now opened a smart fire upon the assailants, the latter having no
means of returning it effectually, had they had ammunition for their
muskets, which fortunately they had not been able to procure. The
combat now became fierce, and the galley-slaves were several times
repulsed with great loss during a contest of two hours; but,
encouraged by Don Silvio, and refreshed by repeated draughts of wine,
they continued by degrees removing the barriers opposed to them.

"We shall have to retreat," exclaimed Don Rebiera; "very soon they
will have torn down all.  What do you think, Signor Easy?"

"Hold this as long as we can.  How are we off for ammunition?"

"Plenty as yet--plenty to last for six hours, I think."

"What do you say, Mesty?"

"By holy St Patrig, I say hold out here--they got no fire-arms and we
ab um at arm-length."

This decision was the occasion of the first defence being held for two
hours more, an occasional relief being afforded by the retreat of the
convicts to the covered carts.

At last it was evident that the barricade was no longer tenable, for
the heavy pieces of furniture they had heaped up to oppose entrance,
were completely hammered to fragments by poles brought up by the
assailants, and used as battering-rams.  The retreat was sounded; they
all hastened to the other story, where the ladies were already placed,
and the galley-slaves were soon in possession of the first floor--
exasperated by the defence, mad with wine and victory, but finding
nothing.

Again was the attack made upon the second landing, but, as the stairs
were now narrower, and their defences stronger in proportion, they,
for a long while, gained no advantage.  On the contrary, many of their
men were wounded, and taken down below.

The darkness of the night prevented both parties from seeing
distinctly, which was rather in favour of the assailants.  Many
climbed over the fortress of piled-up furniture, and were killed as
soon as they appeared on the other side, and, at last, the only
ammunition used was against those who made this rash attempt.  For
four long hours did this assault and defence continue, until daylight
came, and then the plan of assault was altered: they again brought up
the poles, hammered the pieces of furniture into fragments, and gained
ground.  The defenders were worn out with fatigue, but flinched not;
they knew that their lives, and the lives of those dearest to them,
were at stake, and they never relaxed their exertions; still the
criminals, with Silvio at their head, progressed, the distance between
the parties gradually decreased, and there was but one massive chest
of drawers now defending the landing-place, and over which there was a
constant succession of blows from long poles and cutlasses, returned
with the bullets from their pistols.

"We must now fight for our lives," exclaimed Gascoigne to Easy, "for
what else can we do?"

"Do?--get on the roof and fight there, then," replied Jack.

"By-the-bye, that's well thought of, Jack," said Gascoigne. "Mesty, up
and see if there is any place we can retreat to in case of need."

Mesty hastened to obey, and soon returned with a report that there was
a trap-door leading into the loft under the roof, and that they could
draw the ladder up after them.

"Then we may laugh at them," cried Jack.  "Mesty, stay here while I
and Gascoigne assist the ladies up," explaining to the Rebieras and to
their domestics why they went.

Easy and Gascoigne hastened to the signora and Agnes, conducted them
up the ladder into the loft, and requested them to have no fear; they
then returned to the defences on the stairs, and joined their
companions.  They found them hard pressed, and that there was little
chance of holding out much longer; but the stairs were narrow, and the
assailants could not bring their force against them.  But now, as the
defences were nearly destroyed, although the convicts could not reach
them with their knives, they brought up a large supply of heavy
stones, which they threw with great force and execution.  Two of Don
Rebiera's men and Don Martin were struck down, and this new weapon
proved most fatal.

"We must retreat, Jack," said Gascoigne; "the stones can do no harm
where we are going to.  What think you, Don Philip?"

"I agree with you; let those who are wounded be first carried up, and
then we will follow."

This was effected, and as soon as the wounded men were carried up the
ladder, and the arms taken up to prevent their falling into the hands
of the assailants, for they were now of little use to them, the
ammunition being exhausted, the whole body went into the large room
which contained the trap-door of the loft, and, as soon as they were
up, they drew the ladder after them.  They had hardly effected this,
when they were followed with the yells and shouting of the
galley-slaves, who had passed the last barriers, and thought
themselves sure of their prey: but they were disappointed--they found
them more secure than ever.

Nothing could exceed the rage of Don Silvio at the protracted
resistance of the party, and the security of their retreat.  To get at
them was impossible, so he determined to set fire to the room, and
suffocate them, if he could do no otherwise.  He gave his directions
to his men, who rushed down for straw, but in so doing, he carelessly
passed under the trap-door, and Mesty, who had carried up with him two
or three of the stones, dashed one down on the head of Don Silvio, who
fell immediately.  He was carried away, but his orders were put in
execution; the room was filled with straw and fodder, and lighted. The
effects were soon felt: the trap-door had been shut, but the heat and
smoke burst through; after a time, the planks and rafters took fire,
and their situation was terrible.  A small trap-window in the roof, on
the side of the house, was knocked open, and gave them a temporary
relief; but now the rafters burned and crackled, and the smoke burst
on them in thick columns.  They could not see, and with difficulty
could breathe.  Fortunately the room below that which had been fired
was but one out of four on the attics, and, as the loft they were in
spread over the whole of the roof, they were able to remove far from
it.  The house was slated with massive slate of some hundred weights
each, and it was not found possible to remove them so as to give air
although frequent attempts were made. Donna Rebiera sank exhausted in
the arms of her husband, and Agnes fell into those of our hero, who,
enveloped in the smoke, kissed her again and again; and she, poor
girl, thinking that they must all inevitably perish, made no scruple,
in what she supposed her last moment, of returning these proofs of her
ardent attachment.

"Massy Easy, help me here,--Massa Gascoigne come here.  Now heab wid
all your might: when we get one off we get plenty."

Summoned by Mesty, Jack and Gascoigne put their shoulders to one of
the lower slates; it yielded, was disengaged, and slid down with a
loud rattling below.  The ladies were brought to it, and their heads
put outside; they soon recovered; and now that they had removed one,
they found no difficulty in removing others.  In a few minutes they
were all with their heads in the open air, but still the house was on
fire below, and they had no chance of escape.  It was while they were
debating upon that point, and consulting as to their chance of safety,
that a breeze of wind wafted the smoke that issued from the roof away
from them, and they beheld the detachment of troops making up to the
house; a loud cheer was given, and attracted the notice of the
soldiers.  They perceived Easy and his companions; the house was
surrounded and entered in an instant.

The galley-slaves who were in the house, searching for the treasure
reported by Don Silvio to be concealed, were captured or killed, and
in five minutes the troops had possession.  But how to assist those
above was the difficulty.  The room below was in flames, and burning
fiercely.  There were no ladders that could reach so high, and there
were no means of getting to them.  The commandant made signs from
below, as if to ask what he was to do.

"I see no chance," observed Don Philip, mournfully.  "Easy, my dear
fellow, and you, Gascoigne, I am sorry that the feuds of our family
should have brought you to such a dreadful death; but what can be
done?"

"I don't know," replied Jack, "unless we could get ropes."

"You quite sure, Massy Easy, that all galley rascals below gone?"
asked Mesty.

"Yes," replied Easy, "you may see that; look at some of them bound
there, under charge of the soldiers."

"Den, sar, I tink it high time we go too."

"So do I, Mesty; but how?"

"How? stop a little.  Come, help me, Massy Easy; dis board" (for the
loft was floored) "is loose; come help, all of you."

They all went, and with united strength pulled up the board. "Now
strike like hell!--and drive down de plaster," said Mesty, commencing
the operation.

In a few minutes they had beaten an opening into one of the rooms
below not on fire, pulled up another board, and Mesty having fetched
the ladder, they all descended in safety, and, to the astonishment of
the commandant of the troops, walked out of the door of the house,
those who had been stunned with the stones having so far recovered as
to require little assistance.

The soldiers shouted as they saw them appear, supporting the females.
The commanding officer, who was an intimate friend of Don Philip, flew
to his arms.  The prisoners were carefully examined by Mesty, and Don
Silvio was not among them.  He might, however, be among the dead who
were left in the house, which now began to burn furiously. The
galley-slaves who were captured amounted in number to forty-seven.
Their dead they could not count.  The major part of the plunder, and
the carts, were still where they had been drawn up.

As soon as the culprits had been secured, the attention of the troops
was directed to putting out the flames, but their attempts were
ineffectual; the mansion was burned to the bare walls, and but little
of the furniture saved; indeed, the major part of it had been
destroyed in the attack made by Don Silvio and his adherents.

Leaving directions with Pedro and his people, that the property
collected by the miscreants should be restored to the owners, Don
Rebiera ordered the horses, and with the whole party put himself under
the protection of the troops, who, as soon as they had been refreshed,
and taken some repose, bent their way back to Palermo with the
galley-slaves, bound and linked together in a long double row.

They halted when they had gone half-way, and remained for the night.
The next day at noon, Don Rebiera and his family were once more in
their palazzo, and our two midshipmen and Mesty took their leave, and
repaired on board to make themselves a little less like
chimney-sweepers.

Captain Wilson was not out of the ship.  Jack made his report, and
then went down below, very much pleased at what had passed, especially
as he would have another long yarn for the Governor on his return to
Malta.




CHAPTER XXXII

In which our hero and Gascoigne ought to be ashamed of themselves, and
did feel what might be called midshipmite compunction.


The Aurora continued three weeks at Palermo, during which the most
active search had been made for the remainder of the galley-slaves,
and some few had been captured, but still Don Silvio, a considerable
number, were at large; and it was said that they had retired to the
fastnesses in the mountains.  Our hero was constantly on shore at Don
Rebiera's house, and, after what had passed, he was now looked upon as
soon to become a member of the family. The difference of religion was
overlooked by Don Rebiera and the relations--by all but the confessor,
Father Thomaso, who now began to agitate and fulminate into the ears
of the Donna Rebiera all the pains and penalties attending heretical
connection, such as excommunication and utter damnation.  The effects
of his remonstrances were soon visible, and Jack found that there was
constraint on the part of the old lady, tears on the part of Agnes,
and all father confessors heartily wished at the devil ten times a
day, on the part of Don Philip and his brother.  At last he wormed the
truth out of Agnes, who told her tale, and wept bitterly.

"Ned, I don't much like the appearance of things," observed Jack; "I
must get rid of that Father Thomaso."

"You'll find that rather difficult," observed Gascoigne; "besides, if
you were rid of him you would have his place filled up with another."

"He has frightened that poor old woman into the dismals, and she has
the pains of purgatory on her already. I shall go and talk to Mesty."

"How can Mesty help you?"

"I don't know, but you can't; so, for want of better advice, I'll try
the Ashantee." Our hero went to Mesty, and laid the difficult affair
open to him.

"I see," said Mesty, showing his filed teeth, "you want him skull."

"No, I don't, Mesty; but I want him out of the way."

"How that possible, Massy Easy?--ship sail day after to-morrow. Now
'pose I ab time, I soon manage all dat.  Stop a little."

"Confound it! but there's no stopping," replied Jack.

"Suppose, Massy Easy, you get leave go on shore--not come off again."

"That will be deserting, Mesty."

"By holy poker, I ab it--you go on shore and break your leg."

"Break my leg!--break my leave, you mean?"

"No, Massy Easy--you break your leg--den captain leave you shore, and
leave me to take care of you."

"But why should I break my leg, and how am I to break my leg?"

"Only pretend break leg, Massa Easy.  Go talk Massa Don Philip, he
manage all dat. Suppose man break his leg in seven pieces, it is not
possible to take him board."

"Seven pieces, Mesty! that's rather too many.  However, I'll think of
this."

Jack then went back and consulted Gascoigne, who approved of Mesty's
advice, and thought the scheme feasible.

"If we could only pretend that we were thrown out of a caricola, you
break your leg, a compound fracture of course, I break my arm--both
left on shore at sick quarters, with Mesty to take care of us."

"Capital, indeed," replied Jack; "I really would not mind it if it
really took place; at all events we'll overturn the caricola."

"But shall we get leave the last day?"

"Yes, it's two days since I have been on shore, for I have not liked
to go to Don Rebiera's since what Agnes told me.  Besides, my clothes
are all on shore, and that will be an excuse for a few hours."

Our two midshipmen applied for leave the next morning to be off in the
afternoon.  The first lieutenant gave them permission.  They hastened
to the hotel, sent for Don Philip, and made him a party to their plan.
He readily promised his assistance, for he had resolved that our hero
should marry his sister, and was fearful of the effect of his absence,
coupled with Friar Thomaso's influence over his mother. He went to the
surgeon of his regiment, who immediately entered into the scheme.

Our two midshipmen got into a caricola, rattled up and down the
streets, and perceiving Captain Wilson at his window, flogged the
horse into a gallop; when abreast of the barracks Jack ran the wheel
against a bank, and threw himself and Gascoigne out.  Midshipmen are
never hurt by these accidents, but fortunately for the success of the
enterprise their faces were cut and bruised.  Don Philip was standing
by: he called the men to pick up our two scamps, carried them into the
barracks, and sent for the surgeons, who undressed them, put Jack's
left leg into a multitude of splints, and did the same to Gascoigne's
arm.  They were then put to bed, their contused faces, with the blood,
left "in statu quo," while Don Philip sent an orderly, as from the
commandant, to Captain Wilson, to acquaint him that two of his
officers had been thrown out of a caricola, and were lying dangerously
hurt at the barracks.

"Good heavens, it must be Mr Easy and Mr Gascoigne!" said Captain
Wilson, when the intelligence was communicated; "I saw them galloping
down the street like two madmen just now. Coxswain, take the gig on
board and then tell the surgeon to come on shore immediately, and
bring him up to me at the barracks."

Captain Wilson then put on his hat, buckled on his sword, and hastened
to ascertain the extent of the injury.  Don Philip kept out of the
way, but the captain was ushered into the room by one of the officers,
where he found, in two beds, our two midshipmen stretched out, the
surgeon of the forces and the regimental surgeon in consultation
between them, while attendants were standing by each bed with
restoratives.  The medical gentlemen saluted Captain Wilson, and
looked very grave, talked about fractures, contusions, injuries, in
the most interminable manner--hoped that Mr Easy would recover--but
had doubts.  The other gentleman might do well with care; that is, so
far as his arm was concerned, but there appeared to be a concussion of
the brain.  Captain Wilson looked at the cut and blood-smeared faces
of the two young men, and waited with anxiety the arrival of his own
surgeon, who came at last, puffing with the haste he had made, and
received the report of the brothers of the faculty.

The leg of Mr Easy fractured in two places--had been set--bone
protruding--impossible to move him.  Gascoigne, arm, compound
fracture--contusion of the brain not certain.  Now that all this would
have been discovered to be false if the surgeon had been able to
examine, is true; but how could he not credit the surgeon of the
forces and the regimental surgeon, and how could he put the young men
to fresh tortures by removing splints and unsetting limbs? Politeness,
if nothing else, prevented his so doing, for it would have been as
much as to say that either he did not credit their report, or that he
doubted their skill.  He looked at our hero and his companion, who
kept their eyes closed, and breathed heavily with their mouths open,
put on a grave face, as well as his brothers in the art, and reported
to Captain Wilson.

"But when can they be moved, Mr Daly?" inquired the latter; "I cannot
wait; we must sail to-morrow, or the next day at the farthest."

The surgeon, as in duty bound, put the question to the others, who
replied that there would be great risk in moving before the fever,
which might be expected the next day, and which might last ten days;
but that Captain Wilson had better not think of removing them, as they
should have every care and attention where they were, and could rejoin
the ship at Malta.  Mr Daly, the surgeon, agreed that this would be
the most prudent step, and Captain Wilson then gave his consent.

That being settled, he walked up to the bed of Gascoigne, and spoke to
him; but Gascoigne knew that he was to have a concussion of the brain,
and he made no reply, nor gave any signs of knowing that Captain
Wilson was near him.  He then went to our hero, who, at the sound of
Captain Wilson's voice, slowly opened his eyes without moving his
head, and appeared to recognise him.

"Are you in much pain, Easy?" said the captain, kindly. Easy closed
his eyes again, and murmured, "Mesty, Mesty!"

"He wants his servant, the ship's corporal, sir," said the surgeon.

"Well," replied Captain Wilson, "he had better have him: he is a
faithful fellow, and will nurse him well.  When you go on board, Mr
Daly, desire the first lieutenant to send Mesty on shore with Mr
Gascoigne's and Mr Easy's chests, and his own bag and hammock. Good
heavens! I would not for a thousand pounds that this accident had
occurred.  Poor foolish boys--they run in couples, and if one's in a
scrape the other is sure to share it.  Gentlemen, I return you many
thanks for your kindness, and I must accept of your promised care for
my unfortunate officers. I sail to-morrow at daylight.  You will
oblige me by informing their friends, the Rebieras, of their
mischance, as I am sure they will contribute all they can to their
comfort." So saying, Captain Wilson bowed and quitted the room,
followed by the surgeon.

As soon as the door was closed the two midshipmen turned their heads
round and looked at each other, but they were afraid to speak at
first, in case of the return of the surgeon.  As soon as it was
announced to them that Captain Wilson and Mr Daly were outside the
barrack-gate, our hero commenced--"Do you know, Ned, that my
conscience smites me, and if it had not been that I should have
betrayed those who wish to oblige us, when poor Captain Wilson
appeared so much hurt and annoyed at our accident, I was very near
getting up and telling him of the imposition, to relieve his mind."

"I agree with you, Jack, and I felt much the same--but what's done
cannot be undone.  We must now keep up the imposition for the sake of
those who, to help us, have deceived him."

"I don't think that you would find an English surgeon who would have
consented to such an imposition."

"No, that is certain; but after all, it is an imposition that has hurt
nobody."

"Oh, I do not wish to moralise--but I repent of my share in the
deceit; and had it to be done over again I would not consent to it."

"Not even for----? but I won't mention her name in barracks."

"I don't know," replied Jack; "but let's say no more about it, and
thank these gentlemen for their kindness."

"Yes, but we must keep it up until we see the Aurora under all sail."

"And longer too," replied Jack; "we must not let the affair get wind
even on shore.  We must not recover quickly, but still appear to
recover.  Don Rebiera and his wife must be deceived. I have a plot in
my head, but I cannot work it out clear till I see Mesty."

Don Philip now came in.  He had seen Captain Wilson, who had requested
him to look after the two invalids, and stated his intention to sail
the next morning.  They consulted with him, and it was agreed that no
one should be acquainted with the real fact but his brother Martin,
and that all Palermo should be as much deceived as Captain Wilson, for
if not, it would put Father Thomaso on the "qui vive," and make him
fulminate more than ever.  Our midshipmen ate an excellent dinner, and
then remained in bed conversing till it was time to go to sleep; but
long before that, Mesty had made his appearance with their clothes.
The eyes of the Ashantee said all that was necessary--he never spoke a
word, but unlashed his hammock and lay down in a corner, and they were
soon all three asleep.

The next morning Captain Wilson called to ascertain how our hero and
his companion were, but the room had been darkened, and he could not
see their faces plainly.  Easy thanked him for his kindness in
allowing Mesty to attend them, and having received his orders as to
their joining the ship as soon as they recovered, and having promised
to be very cautious in their behaviour and keep out of all scrapes, he
wished them a speedy recovery, and departed.

In little more than half an hour afterwards, Mesty, who had been
peeping out of the shutters, suddenly threw them open with a loud
laugh.

The Aurora was under way, with studding sails below and aloft standing
out of the roads. Jack and Gascoigne got up, threw off the splints,
and danced about in their shirts.  As soon as they were quiet again,
Mesty said in a grave tone, "Den why you stay at sea, Massa Easy?"

"Very true, Mesty, I've asked myself that question often enough
lately; because I'm a fool, I suppose."

"And I, because I can't help it," replied Gascoigne; "never mind, we
are on shore now, and I look for a famous cruise."

"But first we must see what the ground is we are to cruise on,"
replied Jack; "so, Mesty, let us have a palaver, as they say in your
country."

The two midshipmen got into their beds, and Mesty sat on the chest
between them, looking as grave as a judge.  The question was, how to
get rid of the padre Thomaso.  Was he to be thrown over the mole-head
to the fishes--or his skull broke--was Mesty's knife to be resorted
to--was he to be kidnapped or poisoned--or were fair means to be
employed--persuasion, bribery?  Every one knows how difficult it is to
get rid of a priest.

As our hero and Gascoigne were not Italians, they thought that bribery
would be the more English-like way of doing the thing; so they
composed a letter, to be delivered by Mesty to the friar, in which
Jack offered to Father Thomaso the moderate sum of one thousand
dollars, provided he would allow the marriage to proceed, and not
frighten the old lady with ecclesiastical squibs and crackers.

As Mesty was often on shore with Jack, and knew the friar very well by
sight, it was agreed that the letter should be confided to his charge;
but as it was not consistent that a person in such a state as our hero
was represented to be should sit up and write letters, the delivery
was deferred for a few days, when after waiting that time, Mesty
delivered the letter to the friar, and made signs that he was to take
back the answer.  The friar beckoned him that he was to accompany him
to his room, where he read the letter, and then again made signs to
him to follow him.  The friar led the way to his monastery, and as
soon as Mesty was in his cell, he summoned another who could speak
English to act as interpreter.

"Is your master recovering?"

"Yes," replied Mesty, "he is at present doing well."

"Have you served him long?"

"No," replied Mesty.

"Are you very fond of him? does he treat you well, give you plenty of
money?"

At these questions, the artful black conceived that there was
something in the wind, and he therefore very quietly replied, "I do
not care much for him."

The friar fixed his keen eye upon Mesty, and perceived there was a
savage look about the black, from which he augured that he was a man
who would suit his purpose.

"Your master offers me a thousand dollars; would you wish to gain this
money for yourself?"

Mesty grinned, and showed his sharp-filed teeth. "It would make me a
rich man in my own country."

"It would," replied the friar; "now, you shall have it, if you will
only give your master a small powder."

"I understand," replied Mesty; "hab those things in my country."

"Well--do you consent?--if so, I will write the letter to get the
money."

"Suppose they find me out?" replied Mesty.

"You will be safe, and you shall be sent away as soon as possible--
say, will you consent?"

"The whole thousand dollars?"

"Every one of them."

"Den give me the powder!"

"Stay a little", replied the friar, who went out of the cell, and, in
about ten minutes, returned with an answer to our hero's letter, and a
paper containing a greyish powder.

"Give him this in his soup or anything--spread it on his meat, or mix
it up with his sugar if he eats an orange."

"I see," replied Mesty. "The dollars shall be yours, I swear it on the
holy cross." Mesty grinned horribly, took his credentials, and then
asked, "When I come again?"

"As soon as you have received the money bring it to me at Don
Rebiera's--then give the powder: as soon as it is given you must let
me know, for you must not remain in Palermo.  I will myself conduct
you to a place of safety."

Mesty then quitted the cell, and was shown out of the monastery.

"By de holy poker, he one d--n rascal!" muttered Mesty, as he was once
in the open air.  "But stop a little."

The Ashantee soon arrived at the barracks, and repeated the whole of
the conference between him and Friar Thomaso.

"It must be poison, of course," observed Gascoigne; "suppose we try it
upon some animal?"

"No, Massa Gascoigne," replied Mesty, "I try it myself, by-and-bye.
Now what we do?"

"I must give you the order for the thousand dollars, Mesty," replied
Jack.  "The rascal here writes to me that for that sum, he will
consent not only not to oppose me, but agrees to assist my cause; but
the great question is, whether he will keep his word with you, Mesty;
if not, I shall lose my money.  So therefore we must now have another
palaver, and argue the point."

The point was argued between Jack and Gascoigne.  A thousand dollars
was a large sum, but Jack's father was a philosopher.  After many pros
and cons, it was at last decided that the money should be given to
Mesty; but Mesty should state, when he took the money to the friar,
that he had administered the powder, and claim it when he presented
it.

The next day, the order for the money was given to Mesty, and he went
to Friar Thomaso with it.  The friar hastened with Mesty to the
monastery, and sent for the interpreter.

"You have given it?" inquired the friar.

"Yes--not one hour ago.  Here de order for de money."

"You must run for the money before he is dead, for the powder is very
rapid."

"And me," replied Mesty, apparently much alarmed, "where am I to go?"

"As soon as you bring the money here, you must go back to the
barracks.  Remain there till he is dead, and then return here.  I will
have all ready, and take you, as soon as it is dusk, to a monastery of
our order in the mountains, where no one will think of looking for
you, till the affair is blown over; and then I will find you a passage
in some vessel out of the island."

Mesty hastened for the money, and taking it in a large bag to the
monastery, delivered it to the friar's charge, and then returned to
the barracks to Easy and Gascoigne.  It was agreed that he should go
with the friar, who would probably remain away some time; indeed,
Mesty insisted upon so doing.  Mesty stayed two hours, and then
returned about dusk to the monastery, and reported the death of our
hero.  He remained there until it was dark, and then the friar ordered
him to tie the bag of dollars to his saddle-bow.  They mounted two
mules, which stood already caparisoned, and quitted Palermo.

In the morning Don Philip, as usual, made his appearance, and told our
hero that the friar had been summoned away by the abbot, and would not
return for some time.

"I came to tell you this news," said Don Philip, "as I thought it
would please you; the sooner you are now well the better. I mean to
propose your being both removed to my father's palazzo, and then you
can recover your lost ground during the confessor's absence."

"And I have the means," replied Jack, showing the friar's letter. Don
Philip read it with astonishment, but was still more surprised when he
heard the whole story from Jack.  He was for a time silent: at last he
said,--

"I am sorry for your poor black." "Why so?" replied Jack.

"You will never see him again, depend upon it.  A thousand dollars
would sign the death warrant of a thousand blacks; but there is
another reason--they will put him out of the way, that he may not give
evidence.  Where is the powder?"

"Mesty has it; he would not part with it."

"He is a shrewd fellow, that black; he may be too much for the friar,"
replied Don Philip.

"He means mischief, I'm sure," replied Gascoigne.

"Still I feel a great deal of alarm about him," replied Easy; "I wish
now that I had not let him go."

"Are you sure that he went?"

"No, I am not; but the friar told him that he should take him to the
mountains as soon as it was dark."

"And probably he will," replied Don Philip, "as the best place to get
rid of him.  However, the whole of this story must be told both to my
father and my mother; to the former, that he may take the right
measures, and to my mother, that it may open her eyes.  Give me the
copy of the letter you wrote to the friar, and then I shall have it
all."

The report of the accident which had occurred to Easy and Gascoigne
had been spread and fully believed throughout Palermo. Indeed, as
usual, it had been magnified, and asserted that they could not
recover.  To Agnes only had the case been imparted in confidence by
Don Philip, for her distress at the first intelligence had been so
great that her brother could not conceal it.

Two days after Don Philip had made his parents acquainted with the
villainy of the friar, the midshipmen were transported to the palazzo,
much to the surprise of everybody, and much to the renown of the
surgeons, who were indemnified for their duplicity and falsehood by an
amazing extension of their credit as skilful men.

After their arrival at the palazzo, Don Rebiera was also entrusted
with the secret, but it went no farther.  As now there was no
particular hurry for our hero to get well, he was contented and happy
in the society of Agnes and her parents; the old lady, after she had
been informed of the conduct of Friar Thomaso, having turned round in
our hero's favour, and made a vow never to have a confessor in the
house again. Jack and Gascoigne were now as happy as could be; all
their alarm was about Mesty, for whose return they were most anxious.

To Don Rebiera, Jack made known formally his intentions with regard to
Agnes.  He fully satisfied him as to his qualifications and his
property, and Don Rebiera was fully aware of his debt of gratitude to
our hero.  But all he required was the consent of Jack's father, and
until this was obtained, he would not consent to the marriage taking
place.  Jack attempted to argue the point; his father, he said, had
married without consulting him, and therefore he had a right to marry
without consulting his father.  But Don Rebiera, not having any
acquaintance with the rights of man and equality, did not feel the
full force of Jack's argument, and made it a sine qua non that his
parents should write and consent to the alliance before it took place.




CHAPTER XXXIII

In which Mesty should be called throughout Mephistopheles, for it
abounds in black cloaks, disguises, daggers, and dark deeds.


On the fourth evening after the removal of our two midshipmen to the
palazzo of Don Rebiera, as they were sitting in company with Agnes and
Don Philip in their own room, a friar made his appearance at the door.
They all started, for by his height they imagined him to be Friar
Thomaso, but no one addressed him.  The friar shut the door without
saying a word, and then lifting up his cowl, which had been drawn over
it, discovered the black face of Mesty. Agnes screamed, and all sprang
from their seats at this unusual and unexpected apparition.  Mesty
grinned, and there was that in his countenance which said that he had
much to communicate.

"Where is the friar--Mesty?" inquired Easy.

"Stop a little, Massa--suppose we lock door first, and den I tell
all."

Taking this precaution, Mesty threw off the friar's gown, and appeared
in his own dress, with the bag of dollars slung round his body.

"Now, Massa Easy, I hab a long story to tell--so I tink I better begin
at the beginning."

"It is the most approved method," replied Jack, "but stop when I hold
up my finger, that we may translate what you say to the lady and Don
Philip."

"Dat all right, sar.  Friar and I get on two mule as soon as it quite
dark.  He make me carry all tousand dollars--and we ride out of town.
We go up mountain and mountain, but the moon get up shine and we go on
cheek by jowl--he nebber say one word, and I nebber say one word,
'cause I no speak his lingo, and he no understand my English.  About
two o'clock in de morning, we stop at a house and stay dere till eight
o'clock, and den we go on again all next day, up all mountain, only
stop once, eat a bit bread and drink lilly wine. Second night come on,
and den we stop again, and people bow very low to him, and woman bring
in rabbit for make supper.  I go in the kitchen, woman make stew smell
very nice, so I nod my head, and I say very good, and she make a face,
and throw on table black loaf of bread and garlic, and make sign dat
for my supper; good enough for black fellow, and dat rabbit stew for
friar.  Den I say to myself, stop a little; suppose friar hab all de
rabbit, I tink I give him a lilly powder."

"The powder, Mesty?" exclaimed Jack.

"What does he say?" inquired Don Philip.

Gascoigne translated all that Mesty had communicated.  The interest of
the narrative now became exciting.  Mesty continued:--

"Well, Massa Easy, den woman she go for dish to put stew in, and I
take de powder and drop it in de pot, and den I sit down again and eat
black bread, she say good enough for black man.  She tir up de stew
once more, and den she pour it out into dish, and take it to friar. He
lick um chops, by all de powers, and he like um so well he pick all de
bones, and wipe up gravy with him bread.  You tink it very nice, Massa
Friar, tink I; but stop a little.  After he drink a whole bottle of
wine, he tell me bring mules to de door, and he put him hands on de
woman head, and dat de way he pay for him supper.

"The moon shone bright, and we go up all mountain, always go up, and
'bout two hour, he get off him mule and he put him hand so, and set
down on de rock.  He twist, and he turn, and he groan, for half an
hour, and den he look at me, as much as to say, you black villain, you
do this? for he not able to speak, and den I pull out de paper of de
powder, and I show him, and make him sign he swallow it: he look
again, and I laugh at him and he die."

"Oh, Mesty, Mesty," exclaimed our hero; "you should not have done
that, there will mischief come from it."

"Now he dead, Massa Easy, so much less mischief."

Gascoigne then interpreted to Don Philip and Agnes, the former of whom
looked very grave, and the latter terrified.

"Let him go on," said Don Philip; "I am most anxious to hear what he
did with the body."

Mesty, at the request of our hero, proceeded: "Den I thought what I
should do, and I said I would hide him, and I tink I take his coat for
myself, so I pull off him coat and I pull off all his oder clothes--he
not wear many--and I take the body in my arm, and carry him where I
find a great split in de rock above all road. I throw him in, and den
I throw plenty large pieces rock on him till I no see him any more;
den I take de two mules and get on mine wid de dollars, and lead de
other three four mile, till I come to a large wood--take off him
saddle and bridle, turn him adrift.  Den I tear up all clothes all in
lilly bits, hide one piece here, noder piece dere, and de saddle and
bridle in de bush.  All right, now, I say so I put on friar cloak,
hide my face, get on my mule, and den I look where I shall go--so I
say, I not be in dis road anyhow, I pass through wood till I find
nother.  I go 'bout two mile--moon go down, all dark, and five six men
catch hold my bridle, and they all got arms, so I do noting--they
speak to me, but I no answer, and nebber show my face.  They find all
dollars (d--n um) fast enough, and they lead me away through the wood.
Last we come to a large fire in de wood, plenty of men lie about, some
eat and some drink.  They pull me off, and I hold down my head and
fold my arms, just like friar do.  They bring me along to one man, and
pour out all my dollar before him.  He give some order, and they take
me away, and I peep through the cloak, and I say to myself, he that
d--n galley-slave rascal Don Silvio."

"Don Silvio!" cried Jack. "What does he say of Don Silvio?" demanded
Don Philip. Mesty's narrative was again translated, and he continued.

"Dey led me away about fifty yards, tie me to tree, and den they leave
me, and dey all drink and make merry, nebber offer me anything, so, I
hab noting den to eat; I eat de ropes and gnaw them through and den I
stay there two hour until all go asleep, and all quiet; for I say to
myself, stop a little.  Den when dey all fast asleep, I take out my
knife and I crawl 'long de ground, as we do in our country sometime--
and den I stop and look 'bout me; no man watch but two, and dey look
out for squarl, not look in board where I was.  I crawl again till I
lay down alongside that d--n galley-slave Don Silvio. He lie fast
asleep with my bag thousand dollars under him head.  So I tink, 'you
not hab dem long, you rascal. I look round--all right, and I drive my
knife good aim into him heart and press toder hand on him mouth, but
he make no noise; he struggle little and look up, and den I throw off
de head of de gown and show him my black face, and he look and he try
to speak; but I stop dat, for down go my knife again, and de d--n
galley-slave dead as herring."

"Stop, Mesty, we must tell this to Don Philip," said Gascoigne.

"Dead!  Don Silvio dead! well, Mesty, we are eternally obliged to you,
for there was no safety for my father while he was living.  Let him go
on."

"So when I put de knife through his body, I lie down by him as if
noting had happened, for ten minutes, and den I take de bag of dollars
from under him head, and den I feel him all over, and I find him
pistols and him purse, which I hab here, all gold.  So I take them and
I look--all asleep, and I crawl back to de tree.  Den I stay to tink a
little; de man on watch come up and look at me, but he tink all right
and he go away again.  Lucky ting, by de power, dat I go back to tree.
I wait again, and den I crawl and crawl till I clear of all, and den I
take to my heel and run for um life, till daylight come, and den I so
tired I lie down in bush; I stay in bush all day, and den I set off
again back here, for I find road and know my way. I not eat den for
one day and one night, and come to house where I put my head in and
find woman there. I not able to speak, so I help myself, and not show
my face.  She not like dat and make a bobbery, but I lift up my cloak
and show my black face and white teeth, and den she tink me de debil.
She run out of de house and I help myself very quick, and den set off
and come close here yesterday morning. I hide myself all day and come
in at night, and now, Massa Easy, you ab haf de whole truth and you ab
your tousand dollars--and you ab got rid of de rascal friar and de
d--n galley-slave, Don Silvio."

"Tell them all this, Ned," said Jack, who, whilst Gascoigne was so
employed, talked with Mesty.

"I was very much frightened for you, Mesty," said Jack; "but still I
thought you quite as cunning as the friar, and so it has turned out;
but the thousand dollars ought to be yours."

"No, sar," replied Mesty, "the dollars not mine; but I hab plenty of
gold in Don Silvio's purse--plenty, plenty of gold.  I keep my
property, Massa Easy, and you keep yours."

"I'm afraid that this affair may be found out, Mesty; the woman will
spread the report of having been attacked by a black friar, and that
will lead to suspicion, as the other friars of the convent knew that
you left with Friar Thomaso."

"So I tink dat, but when a man starve, he quite forget his thought."

"I don't blame you; but now I must talk to Don Philip."

"Suppose you no objection, while you talk I eat something from the
table then, Massa Easy, for I hungry enough to eat de friar, mule and
all."

"Eat, my good fellow, and drink as much as you please."

The consultation between our two midshipmen and Don Philip was not
long: they perceived the immediate necessity for the departure of
Mesty, and the suspicion which would attach to themselves. Don Philip
and Agnes left them, to go to Don Rebiera, and make him acquainted
with what had passed, and to ask his advice.

When they went into the room, Don Rebiera immediately accosted his
son.

"Have you heard, Philip, that Friar Thomaso has returned at last?--so
the servants tell me."

"The report may be fortunate," replied Don Philip; "but I have another
story to tell you."

He then sat down and imparted to Don Rebiera all the adventures of
Mesty.  Don Rebiera was for some time in deep thought; at last he
replied,--

"That Don Silvio is no more is fortunate, and the negro would be
entitled to reward for his destruction--but for the friar, that is a
bad business.  The negro might remain and tell the whole story, and
the facts might be proved by the evidence of Signor Easy, and the
letters; but what then? we should raise the whole host of the clergy
against our house, and we have suffered too much from them already;
the best plan would be the immediate departure, not only of the negro
but of our two young friends.  The supposition of Friar Thomaso being
here, and their departure with the negro servant to rejoin their ship,
will remove much suspicion and destroy all inquiry.  They must be off
immediately.  Go to them, Philip, and point out to them the absolute
necessity of this measure, and tell our young friend that I rigidly
adhere to my promise, and as soon as he has his father's sanction I
will bestow upon him my daughter.  In the meantime I will send down
and see if a vessel can be chartered for Malta."

Our hero and Gascoigne fully admitted the wisdom of this measure, and
prepared for their departure; indeed, now that Don Rebiera's
resolution had been made known to our hero, he cared more for
obtaining his father's consent than he did for remaining to enjoy
himself at Palermo; and before noon of the next day all was ready, the
vessel had been procured, Jack took his leave of Agnes and her mother,
and, accompanied by Don Rebiera and Don Phillip (for Don Martin was on
duty a few miles from Palermo), went down to the beach, and, having
bid them farewell, embarked with Gascoigne and Mesty on board of the
two-masted lateen which had been engaged, and before sunset not a
steeple of Palermo was to be seen.

"What are you thinking of, Jack?" said Gascoigne, after our hero had
been silent half an hour.

"I have been thinking, Ned, that we are well out of it."

"So do I," replied Gascoigne; and here the conversation dropped for a
time.

"What are you thinking of now, Jack?" said Gascoigne, after a long
pause.

"I've been thinking that I've a good story for the old Governor."

"Very true," replied Gascoigne; and both were again silent for some
time.

"What are you thinking of now, Jack?" said Gascoigne, after another
long interval.

"I've been thinking that I shall leave the service," replied Jack.

"I wish you would take me with you," replied Gascoigne, with a sigh;
and again they were both in deep contemplation.

"What are you thinking of now, Jack?" said Gascoigne again.

"Of Agnes," replied our hero.

"Well, if that's the case, I'll call you when supper's ready. In the
meantime I'll go and talk with Mesty."




CHAPTER XXXIV

Jack leaves the service, in which he had no business, and goes home to
mind his own business.


On the fourth day they arrived at Malta, and our two midshipmen, as
soon as they had settled with the padrone of the vessel, went up to
the government house.  They found the Governor in the veranda, who
held out both his hands, one to each.

"Glad to see you, my lads.  Well, Jack, how's the leg--all right?
don't limp?  And your arm, Gascoigne?"

"All right, sir, and as sound as ever it was," replied they both.

"Then you're in luck, and have made more haste than you deserve, after
your mad pranks: but now sit down, and I suppose, my friend Jack, you
have a story to tell me."

"O yes, Sir Thomas, and a very long one."

"Then I won't have it now, for I expect people on business; we'll have
it after dinner.  Get your things up and take possession of your rooms.
The Aurora sailed four days ago.  You've had a wonderful recovery."

"Wonderful, sir!" replied our hero; "all Palermo rings with it."

"Well you may go now--I shall see you at dinner.  Wilson will be
delighted when he hears that you have got round again, for he was
low-spirited about it, I can tell you, which is more than you
deserve."

"He's right there," said our hero to Gascoigne, as they walked away.

When dinner was over, Jack narrated to the Governor the adventures of
Mesty, with which he was much interested; but when they were quite
alone in the evening, the Governor called our two midshipmen into the
veranda, and said:

"Now my lads, I'm not going to preach, as the saying is, but I've been
long enough in the world to know that a compound fracture of the leg
is not cured in fourteen or sixteen days. I ask you to tell me the
truth.  Did not you deceive Captain Wilson on this point?"

"I am ashamed to say that we did, sir," replied Easy.

"How did you manage that, and why?"

Jack then went into further details relative to himself and his amour,
stating his wish to be left behind, and all that had passed.

"Well, there's some excuse for you, but none for the surgeons. If any
surgeon here had played such a trick, I would have hung him, as sure
as I'm Governor.  This affair of yours has become serious.  Mr Easy,
we must have some conversation on the matter to-morrow morning."

The next morning the packet from England was reported off the
harbour's mouth.  After breakfast the letters were brought on shore,
and the Governor sent for our hero.

"Mr Easy, here are two letters for you; I am sorry to say, with black
seals. I trust that they do not bring the intelligence of the death of
any very near relative."

Jack bowed without speaking, took the letters, and went to his room.
The first he opened was from his father.

"MY DEAR JOHN,

"You will be much grieved to hear that your poor mother, after sitting
in the corner for nearly two years waiting for the millennium, appeared
to pine away; whether from disappointment or not I do not know; but at
last, in spite of all Dr Middleton could do, she departed this life;
and, as the millennium would not come to her as she expected, it is to
be hoped she is gone to the millennium. She was a good wife, and I
always let her have her own way. Dr Middleton does not appear to be
satisfied as to the cause of her death, and has wished to examine; but I
said no, for I am a philosopher, and it is no use looking for causes
after effects; but I have done since her death what she never would
permit me to do during her life. I have had her head shaved, and
examined it very carefully as a phrenologist, and most curiously has she
proved the truth of the sublime science. I will give you the result.
Determination, very prominent; Benevolence, small; Caution, extreme;
Veneration, not very great; Philoprogenitiveness, strange to say, is
very large, considering she has but one child; Imagination, very strong:
you know, my dear boy, she was always imagining some nonsense or
another. Her other organs were all moderate. Poor dear creature! she is
gone, and we may well wail, for a better mother or a better wife never
existed. And now, my dear boy, I must request that you call for your
discharge, and come home as soon as possible. I cannot exist without
you, and I require your assistance in the grand work I have in
contemplation. The time is at hand, the cause of equality will soon
triumph; the abject slaves now hold up their heads; I have electrified
them with my speeches, but I am getting old and feeble; I require my son
to leave my mantle to, as one prophet did to another, and then I will,
like him, ascend in glory.

"Your affectionate Father,

"NICODEMUS EASY".

From this it would appear, thought Jack, that my mother is dead, and
that my father is mad.  For some time our hero remained in a
melancholy mood; he dropped many tears to the memory of his mother,
whom, if he had never respected, he had much loved: and it was not
till half an hour had elapsed, that he thought of opening the other
letter. It was from Dr Middleton.


"MY DEAR BOY,

"Although not a correspondent of yours, I take the right
of having watched you through all your childhood, and from a knowledge
of your disposition, to write you a few lines.  That you have, by this
time, discarded your father's foolish, nonsensical philosophy, I am
very sure.  It was I who advised your going away for that purpose, and
I am sure, that, as a young man of sense, and the heir to a large
property, you will before this have seen the fallacy of your father's
doctrines.  Your father tells me that he has requested you to come
home, and allow me to add any weight I may have with you in persuading
you to do the same.  It is fortunate for you that the estate is
entailed, or you might soon be a beggar, for there is no saying what
debts he might, in his madness, be guilty of.  He has already been
dismissed from the magistracy by the lord-lieutenant, in consequence
of his haranguing the discontented peasantry, and I may say, exciting
them to acts of violence and insubordination.  He has been seen
dancing and hurrahing round a stack fired by an incendiary.  He has
turned away his keepers, and allowed all poachers to go over the
manor.  In short, he is not in his senses; and, although I am far from
advising coercive measures, I do consider that it is absolutely
necessary that you should immediately return home, and look after what
will one day be your property.  You have no occasion to follow the
profession, with eight thousand pounds per annum.  You have
distinguished yourself, now make room for those who require it for
their subsistence. God bless you.  I shall soon hope to shake hands
with you.

"Yours most truly,

"G. MIDDLETON."

There was matter for deep reflection in these two letters, and Jack
never felt before how much his father had been in the wrong.  That he
had gradually been weaned from his ideas was true, but still he had,
to a certain degree, clung to them, as we do to a habit; but now he
felt that his eyes were opened; the silly, almost unfeeling letter of
his father upon the occasion of his mother's death, opened his eyes.
For a long while Jack was in a melancholy meditation, and then casting
his eyes upon his watch, he perceived that it was almost dinner-time.
That he could eat his dinner was certain, and he scorned to pretend to
feel what he did not.  He therefore dressed himself and went down,
grave, it is true, but not in tears.  He spoke little at dinner, and
retired as soon as it was over, presenting his two letters to the
Governor, and asking his advice for the next morning.  Gascoigne
followed him, and to him he confided his trouble; and Ned, finding
that Jack was very low-spirited, consoled him to the best of his
power, and brought a bottle of wine which he procured from the butler.
Before they returned to bed, Jack had given his ideas to his friend,
which were approved of, and wishing him a good-night, he threw himself
into bed, and was soon fast asleep.

"One thing is certain, my good fellow," observed the Governor to our
hero, as he gave him back his letters at the breakfast table the next
morning; "that your father is as mad as a March hare. I agree with
that doctor, who appears a sensible man, that you had better go home
immediately."

"And leave the service altogether, sir?" replied Jack.

"Why, I must say, that I do not think you exactly fitted for it.  I
shall be sorry to lose you, as you have a wonderful talent for
adventure, and I shall have no more yams to hear when you return; but,
if I understand right from Captain Wilson, you were brought into the
profession because he thought that the service might be of use in
eradicating false notions, rather than from any intention or necessity
of your following it up as a profession."

"I suspect that was the case, sir," replied Jack; "as, for my own
part, I hardly know why I entered it."

"To find a mare's nest, my lad; I've heard all about it; but never
mind that: the question is now about your leaving it, to look after
your own property, and I think I may venture to say, that I can
arrange all that matter at once, without referring to Admiral or
captain.  I will be responsible for you, and you may go home in the
packet, which sails on Wednesday for England."

"Thank you, Sir Thomas, I am much obliged to you," replied Jack.

"You, Mr Gascoigne, I shall, of course, send out by the first
opportunity to rejoin your ship."

"Thank you, Sir Thomas, I am much obliged to you," replied Gascoigne,
making a bow.

"You'll break no more arms, if you please, sir," continued the
Governor; "a man in love may have some excuse in breaking his leg, but
you had none."

"I beg your pardon, sir; if Mr Easy was warranted in breaking his leg
out of love, I submit that I could do no less than break my arm out of
friendship."

"Hold your tongue, sir, or I'll break your head from the very opposite
feeling," replied the Governor, good-humouredly.  "But observe, young
man, I shall keep this affair secret, as in honour bound; but let me
advise you, as you have only your profession to look to, to follow it
up steadily.  It is high time that you and Mr Easy were separated.  He
is independent of the service, and you are not.  A young man
possessing such ample means will never be fitted for the duties of a
junior officer.  He can do no good for himself, and is certain to do
much harm to others: a continuance of his friendship would probably
end in your ruin, Mr Gascoigne.  You must be aware, that if the
greatest indulgence had not been shown to Mr Easy by his captain and
first lieutenant, he never could have remained in the service so long
as he has done."

As the Governor made the last remark in rather a severe tone, our two
midshipmen were silent for a minute.  At last Jack observed, very
quietly,--

"And yet, sir, I think, considering all, I have behaved pretty well."

"You have behaved very well, my good lad, on all occasions in which
your courage and conduct, as an officer, have been called forth. I
admit it; and had you been sent to sea with a mind properly regulated,
and without such an unlimited command of money, I have no doubt but
that you would have proved an ornament to the service. Even now I
think you would, if you were to remain in the service under proper
guidance and necessary restrictions, for you have, at least, learnt to
obey, which is absolutely necessary before you are fit to command. But
recollect, what your conduct would have brought upon you, if you had
not been under the parental care of Captain Wilson.  But let us say no
more about that: a midshipman with the prospect of eight thousand
pounds a year is an anomaly which the service cannot admit, especially
when that midshipman is resolved to take to himself a wife."

"I hope that you approve of that step, sir."

"That entirely depends upon the merit of the party, which I know
nothing of, except that she has a pretty face, and is of one of the
best Sicilian families.  I think the difference of religion a ground
of objection."

"We will argue that point, sir," replied Jack.

"Perhaps it will be the cause of more argument than you think for, Mr
Easy; but every man makes his own bed, and as he makes it, so must he
lie down in it."

"What am I to do about Mesty, sir? I cannot bear the idea of parting
with him."

"I am afraid that you must; I cannot well interfere there."

"He is of little use to the service, sir; he has been sent to sick
quarters as my servant: if he may be permitted to go home with me, I
will procure his discharge as soon as I arrive, and send him on board
the guard-ship till I obtain it."

"I think that, on the whole, he is as well out of the service as in
it, and therefore I will, on consideration, take upon myself the
responsibility, provided you do as you say."

The conversation was here ended, as the Governor had business to
attend to, and Jack and Gascoigne went to their rooms to make their
arrangements.

"The Governor is right," observed Gascoigne; "it is better that we
part, Jack.  You have half unfitted me for the service already; I have
a disgust of the midshipmen's berth; the very smell of pitch and tar
has become odious to me.  This is all wrong; I must forget you and all
our pleasant cruises on shore, and once more swelter in my greasy
Jacket. When I think that, if our pretended accidents were discovered,
I should be dismissed the service, and the misery which that would
cause to my poor father, I tremble at my escape.  The Governor is
right, Jack; we must part, but I hope you never will forget me."

"My hand upon it, Ned.  Command my interest, if ever I have any--my
money--what I have, and the house, whether it belongs to me or my
father--as far as you are concerned at least, I adhere to my notions
of perfect equality."

"And abjure them, I trust, Jack, as a universal principle."

"I admit, as the Governor asserts, that my father is as mad as a March
hare."

"That is sufficient; you don't know how glad it makes me to hear you
say that."

The two friends were inseparable during the short time that they
remained together.  They talked over their future prospects, their
hopes and anticipations, and when the conversation flagged, Gascoigne
brought up the name of Agnes.

Mesty's delight at leaving the service, and going home with his patron
was indescribable.  He laid out a portion of his gold in a suit of
plain clothes, white linen shirts, and in every respect the wardrobe
of a man of fashion; in fact, he was now a complete gentleman's
gentleman; was very particular in frizzing his woolly hair--wore a
white neck-cloth, gloves, and cane.  Every one felt inclined to laugh
when he made his appearance; but there was something in Mesty's look,
which, at all events, prevented their doing so before his face.  The
day for sailing arrived.  Jack took leave of the Governor, thanking
him for his great kindness, and stating his intention of taking Malta
in his way out to Palermo in a month or two.  Gascoigne went on board
with him, and did not go down the vessel's side till it was more than
a mile clear of the harbour.




CHAPTER XXXV

Mr Easy's wonderful invention fully explained by himself--much to the
satisfaction of our hero, and it is to be presumed to that also of the
reader.


At last the packet anchored in Falmouth Roads. Jack, accompanied by
Mesty, was soon on shore with his luggage, threw himself into the
mail, arrived in London, and, waiting there two or three days, to
obtain what he considered necessary from a fashionable tailor, ordered
a chaise to Forest Hill.  He had not written to his father to announce
his arrival, and it was late in the morning when the chaise drew up at
his father's door.

Jack stepped out and rang the bell.  The servants who opened the door
did not know him; they were not the same as those he left.

"Where is Mr Easy?" demanded Jack.

"Who are you?" replied one of the men, in a gruff tone.

"By de powers, you very soon find out who he is," observed Mesty.

"Stay here, and I'll see if he is at home."

"Stay here? stay in the hall like a footman?  What do you mean, you
rascal?" cried Jack, attempting to push by the man.

"O, that won't do here, master; this is Equality Hall; one man's as
good as another."

"Not always," replied Jack, knocking him down.  "Take that for your
insolence, pack up your traps, and walk out of the house to-morrow
morning."

Mesty, in the meantime, had seized the other by the throat. "What I do
with this fellow, Massa Easy?"

"Leave him now, Mesty: we'll settle their account to-morrow morning. I
presume I shall find my father in the library."

"His father!" said one of the men to the other; "he's not exactly a
chip off the old block."

"We shall have a change, I expect," replied the other, as they walked
away.

"Mesty," cried Jack, in an authoritative tone, "bring those two
rascals back to take the luggage out of the chaise; pay the position,
and tell the housekeeper to show you my room, and yours.  Come to me
for orders as soon as you have done this."

"Yes, sir," replied Mesty.  "Now come here, you d--n blackguard, and
take tings out of chaise, or by de holy poker I choak your luff, both
of you."

The filed teeth, the savage look, and determination of Mesty, had the
due effect.  The men sullenly returned, and unloaded the chaise. In
the meantime, Jack walked into his father's study; his father was
there--the study was lighted up with argand lamps, and Jack looked
with astonishment.  Mr Easy was busy with a plaster cast of a human
head, which he pored over, so that he did not perceive the entrance of
his son.  The cast of the skull was divided into many compartments,
with writing on each; but what most astonished our hero was the
alteration in the apartment.  The book-cases and books had all been
removed, and in the centre, suspended from the ceiling, was an
apparatus which would have puzzled anyone, composed of rods in every
direction, with screws at the end of them, and also tubes in equal
number, one of which communicated with a large air-pump, which stood
on a table.  Jack took a short survey, and then walked up to his
father and accosted him.

"What!" exclaimed Mr Easy, "is it possible?--yes, it is my son John!
I'm glad to see you, John,--very glad, indeed," continued the old
gentleman, shaking him by both hands--"very glad that you have come
home; I wanted you--wanted your assistance in my great and glorious
project, which, I thank Heaven, is now advancing rapidly.  Very soon
shall equality and the rights of man be proclaimed everywhere.  The
pressure from without is enormous, and the bulwarks of our ridiculous
and tyrannical constitution must give way.  King, lords, and
aristocrats; landholders, tithe-collectors, church and state, thank
God, will soon be overthrown, and the golden age revived--the
millennium--the true millennium--not what your poor mother talked
about. I am at the head of twenty-nine societies, and if my health
lasts, you will see what I will accomplish now that I have your
assistance, Jack"; and Mr Easy's eyes sparkled and flashed in all the
brilliancy of incipient insanity.

Jack sighed, and to turn the conversation he observed, "You have made
a great change in this room, sir.  What may all this be for? Is it a
machine to improve equality and the rights of man?"

"My dear son," replied Mr Easy, sitting down and crossing his legs
complacently, with his two hands under his right thigh, according to
his usual custom, when much pleased with himself,--"why, my dear son,
that is not exactly the case, and yet you have shown some degree of
perception even in your guess; for if my invention succeeds (and I
have no doubt of it), I shall have discovered the great art of
rectifying the mistakes of nature, and giving an equality of
organisation to the whole species, of introducing all the finer organs
of humanity, and of destroying the baser.  It is a splendid invention,
Jack, very splendid.  They may talk of Call and Spurzheim, and all
those; but what have they done? nothing but divided the brain into
sections, classed the organs, and discovered where they reside; but
what good result has been gained from that? the murderer by nature
remained a murderer--the benevolent man a benevolent man--he could not
alter his organisation.  I have found out how to change all that."

"Surely, sir, you would not interfere with the organ of benevolence."

"But indeed I must, Jack.  I, myself, am suffering from my organ of
benevolence being too large: I must reduce it, and then I shall be
capable of greater things, shall not be so terrified by difficulties,
shall overlook trifles, and only carry on great schemes for universal
equality and the supreme rights of man. I have put myself into that
machine every morning for two hours, for these last three months, and
I feel now that I am daily losing a great portion."

"Will you do me the favour to explain an invention so extraordinary,
sir?" said our hero.

"Most willingly, my boy.  You observe that in the centre there is a
frame to confine the human head, somewhat larger than the head itself,
and that the head rests upon the iron collar beneath.  When the head
is thus firmly fixed, suppose I want to reduce the size of any
particular organ, I take the boss corresponding to where that organ is
situated in the cranium, and fix it on it.  For you will observe that
all the bosses inside of the top of the frame correspond to the organs
as described in this plaster cast on the table. I then screw down
pretty tight, and increase the pressure daily, until the organ
disappears altogether, or is reduced to the size required."

"I comprehend that part perfectly, sir," replied Jack; "but now
explain to me by what method you contrive to raise an organ which does
not previously exist."

"That," replied Mr Easy, "is the greatest perfection of the whole
invention, for without I could do that, I could have done little. I
feel convinced that this invention of mine will immortalise me.
Observe all these little bell-glasses which communicate with the
air-pump; I shave my patient's head, grease it a little, and fix on
the bell-glass, which is exactly shaped to fit the organ in length and
breadth.  I work the air-pump, and raise the organ by an exhausted
receiver.  It cannot fail.  There is my butler, now; a man who escaped
hanging last spring assizes on an undoubted charge of murder.  I
selected him on purpose; I have flattened down murder to nothing, and
I have raised benevolence till it's like a wen."

"I am afraid my poor father's head is an exhausted receiver," thought
Jack, who then replied, "Well, sir, if it succeeds it will be a good
invention."

"If it succeeds!--why, it has succeeded--it cannot fail.  It has cost
me near two thousand pounds.  By-the-bye, Jack, you have drawn very
liberally lately, and I had some trouble, with my own expenses, to
meet your bills; not that I complain--but what with societies, and my
machine, and tenants refusing to pay their rents, on the principle
that the farms are no more mine than theirs, which I admit to be true,
I have had some difficulty in meeting all demands."

"The Governor was right," thought Jack, who now inquired after Dr
Middleton.

"Ah, poor silly man! he's alive yet--I believe doing well.  He is one
who will interfere with the business of others, complains of my
servants--very silly man indeed--but I let him have his own way.  So I
did your poor mother.  Silly woman, Mrs Easy--but never mind that."

"If you please, sir, I have also a complaint to make of the servants
for their insolence to me: but we will adjourn, if you please, as I
wish to have some refreshment."

"Certainly, Jack, if you are hungry; I will go with you. Complain of
my servants, say you?--there must be some mistake--they are all
shaved, and wear wigs, and I put them in the machine every other
morning: but I mean to make an alteration in one respect.  You
observe, Jack, it requires more dignity: we must raise the whole
machinery some feet, ascend it with state as a throne, for it is the
throne of reason, the victory of mind over nature."

"As you please, sir; but I am really hungry just now."         Jack
and his father went into the drawing-room and rang the bell; not being
answered, Jack rose and rang again.

"My dear sir," observed Mr Easy, "you must not be in a hurry; every
man naturally provides for his own wants first, and afterwards for
those of others.  Now my servants--"

"Are a set of insolent scoundrels, sir, and insolence I never permit.
I knocked one down as I entered your house, and, with your permission,
I will discharge two, at least, to-morrow."

"My dear son," exclaimed Mr Easy, "you knocked my servant down!--are
you not aware, by the laws of equality--"

"I am aware of this, my dear father," replied Jack, "that by all the
laws of society we have a right to expect civility and obedience from
those we pay and feed."

"Pay and feed! Why, my dear son,--my dear Jack,--you must recollect--"

"I recollect, sir, very well; but if your servants do not come to
their recollection in a very short time, either I or they must quit
the house."

"But, my dear boy, have you forgotten the principles I instilled into
you?  Did you not go to sea to obtain that equality foiled by tyranny
and despotism here on shore?  Do you not acknowledge and support my
philosophy?"

"We'll argue that point to-morrow, sir--at present I want to obtain my
supper"; and Jack rang the bell furiously.

The butler made his appearance at this last summons, and he was
followed by Mesty, who looked like a demon with anger.

"Mercy on me, whom have we here?"

"My servant, father," exclaimed Jack, starting up; "one that I can
trust to, and who will obey me.  Mesty, I wish some supper and wine to
be brought immediately--see that scoundrel gets it ready in a moment.
If he does not, throw him out of the door, and lock him out. You
understand me."

"Yes, Massa," grinned Mesty; "now you hab supper very quick, or Mesty
know the reason why.  Follow me, sar," cried Mesty, in an imperative
tone to the butler: "quick, sar, or by de holy poker, I show you what
Mesty can do;" and Mesty grinned in his wrath.

"Bring supper and wine immediately," said Mr Easy, giving an order
such as the butler had never heard since he had been in the house.

The butler quitted the room, followed by the Ashantee. "My dear boy--
my Jack--I can make every allowance for hunger, it is often the cause
of theft and crime in the present unnatural state of society--but
really you are too violent.  The principles."

"Your principles are all confounded nonsense, father," cried Jack, in
a rage.

"What, Jack!--my son-what do I hear?  This from you--nonsense! Why,
Jack, what has Captain Wilson been doing with you?"

"Bringing me to my senses, sir."

"Oh dear! oh dear! my dear Jack, you will certainly make me lose
mine."

"Gone already," thought Jack.

"That you, my child, so carefully brought up in the great and glorious
school of philosophy, should behave this way--should be so violent--
forget your sublime philosophy, and all--just like Esau, selling your
birthright for a mess of pottage. Oh, Jack, you'll kill me! and yet I
love you, Jack--whom else have I to love in this world? Never mind,
we'll argue the point, my boy--I'll convince you--in a week all will
be right again."

"It shall, sir, if I can manage it," replied Jack.

"That's right, I love to hear you say so--that's consoling, very
consoling--but I think now, I was wrong to let you go to sea, Jack."

"Indeed you were not, father."

"Well, I'm glad to hear you say so: I thought they had ruined you,
destroyed all your philosophy--but it will be all right again--you
shall come to our societies, Jack--I am president--you shall hear me
speak, Jack--you shall hear me thunder like Demosthenes--but here
comes the tray."

The butler, followed by Mesty, who attended him as if he was his
prisoner, now made his appearance with the tray, laid it down in a
sulky manner and retired.  Jack desired Mesty to remain.

"Well, Mesty, how are they getting on in the servants' hall?"

"Regular mutiny, sar--ab swear dat they no stand our nonsense, and dat
we both leave the house to-morrow."

"Do you hear, sir? your servants declare that I shall leave your house
to-morrow."

"You leave my house, Jack, after four years' absence!--no, no. I'll
reason with them--I'll make them a speech.  You don't know how I can
speak, Jack."

"Look you, father, I cannot stand this; either give me a carte-blanche
to arrange this household as I please, or I shall quit it myself
to-morrow morning."

"Quit my house, Jack! no, no--shake hands and make friends with them;
be civil, and they will serve you--but you know, upon the principles-"

"Principles of the devil!" cried Jack, in a rage.

"Of the devil, Jack; dear me! I wish you had never gone to sea."

"In one word, sir, do you consent, or am I to leave the house?"

"Leave the house! O no; not leave the house, Jack.  I have no son but
you.  Then do as you please--but you must not send away my murderer,
for I must have him cured, and shown as a proof of my wonderful
invention."

"Mesty, get my pistols ready for to-morrow morning, and your own too--
do ye hear?"

"All ready, massa," replied Mesty; "I tink dat right." "Right!--
pistols, Jack!  What do you mean?"

"It is possible, father, that you may not have yet quite cured your
murderer, and therefore it is as well to be prepared.  I will now wish
you good-night; but, before I go, you will be pleased to summon one of
the servants, that he may inform the others that the household is
under my control for the future."

The bell was again rung, and was this time answered with more
expedition.  Jack told the servant, in presence of his father, that,
with the consent of the latter, he should hereafter take the whole
control of the establishment, and that Mesty would be the majordomo
from whom they would receive their orders.  The man stared, and cast
an appealing look to Mr Easy, who hesitated, and at last said--

"Yes, William; you'll apologise to all, and say that I have made the
arrangement."

"You apologise to none, sir," cried Jack; "but tell them that I will
arrange the whole business to-morrow morning.  Tell the woman to come
here and show me my bed-room.  Mesty, get your supper and then come up
to me; if they dare to refuse you, recollect who does, and point them
out to-morrow morning.  That will do, sir; away with you, and bring
flat candlesticks."




CHAPTER XXXVI

In which Jack takes up the other side of the argument, and proves that
he can argue as well on one side as the other.


This scene may give some idea of the state of Mr Easy's household upon
our hero's arrival.  The poor lunatic, for such we must call him, was
at the mercy of his servants, who robbed, laughed at, and neglected
him. The waste and expense were enormous.  Our hero, who found how
matters stood, went to bed, and lay the best part of the night
resolving what to do.  He determined to send for Dr Middleton, and
consult him.

The next morning, Jack rose early; Mesty was in the room, with warm
water, as soon as he rang.

"By de power, Massa Easy, your fader very silly old man."

"I'm afraid so," replied Jack.

"He not right here," observed Mesty, putting his fingers to his head.

Jack sighed, and desired Mesty to send one of the grooms up to the
door.  When the man knocked he desired him to mount a horse and ride
over to Dr Middleton, and request his immediate attendance.

The man, who was really a good servant, replied, "Yes, sir," very
respectfully, and hastened away.

Jack went down to breakfast, and found it all ready, but his father
was not in the room: he went to his study, and found him occupied,
with the carpenter, who was making a sort of a frame as the model of
the platform or dais, to be raised under the wonderful invention.  Mr
Easy was so busy that he could not come to breakfast, so Jack took his
alone.  An hour after this, Dr Middleton's carriage drove up to the
door.  The Doctor heartily greeted our hero.

"My dear sir--for so I suppose I must now call you--I am heartily glad
that you have returned. I can assure you that it is not a moment too
soon."

"I have found out that already, Doctor," replied Jack; "sit down. Have
you breakfasted?"

"No, I have not; for I was so anxious to see you, that I ordered my
carriage at once."

"Then sit down, Doctor, and we will talk over matters quietly."

"You of course perceive the state of your father.  He has been some
time quite unfit to manage his own affairs."

"So I am afraid." "What do you intend to do, then--put them in the
hands of trustees?"

"I will be trustee for myself, Dr Middleton.  I could not do the other
without submitting my poor father to a process, and confinement, which
I cannot think of."

"I can assure you, that there are not many in Bedlam worse than he is;
but I perfectly agree with you; that is, if he will consent to your
taking charge of the property."

"A power of attorney will be all that is requisite," replied Jack;
"that is, as soon as I have rid the house of the set of miscreants who
are in it; and who are now in open mutiny."

"I think," replied the Doctor, "that you will have some trouble. You
know the character of the butler."

"Yes, I have it from my father's own mouth. I really should take it as
a great favour, Dr Middleton, if you could stay here a day or two. I
know that you have retired from practice."

"I would have made the same offer, my young friend.  I will come here
with two of my servants; for you must discharge these."

"I have one of my own who is worth his weight in gold--that will be
sufficient.  I will dismiss every man you think I ought; and as for
the women, we can give them warning, and replace them at leisure."

"That is exactly what I should propose," replied the Doctor. "I will
now go, if you please; procure the assistance of a couple of
constables, and also of your father's former legal adviser, who shall
prepare a power of attorney."

"Yes," replied Jack, "and we must then find out the tenants who refuse
to pay upon the principles of equality, and he shall serve them with
notice immediately."

"I am rejoiced, my dear young friend, to perceive that your father's
absurd notions have not taken root."

"They lasted some time, nevertheless, Doctor," replied Jack, laughing.

"Well, then, I will only quit you for an hour or two, and then, as you
wish it, will take up my quarters here as long as you find me useful."

In the forenoon, Dr Middleton again made his appearance, accompanied
by Mr Hanson, the solicitor, bringing with him his portmanteau and his
servants.  Mr Easy had come into the parlour, and was at breakfast
when they entered.  He received them very coolly; but a little
judicious praise of the wonderful invention had its due effect; and
after Jack had reminded him of his promise that, in future, he was to
control the household, he was easily persuaded to sign the order for
his so doing--that is, the power of attorney.

Mr Easy also gave up to Jack the key of his escritoire, and Mr Hanson
possessed himself of the books, papers, and receipts necessary to
ascertain the state of his affairs, and the rents which had not yet
been paid up.  In the meantime the constables arrived.  The servants
were all summoned; Mr Hanson showed them the power of attorney,
empowering Jack to act for his father, and, in less than half an hour
afterwards, all the men-servants, but two grooms, were dismissed; the
presence of the constables and Mesty prevented any resistance, but not
without various threats on the part of the butler, whose name was
O'Rourke.  Thus, in twenty-four hours, Jack had made a reformation in
the household.

Mr Easy took no notice of anything; he returned to his study and his
wonderful invention.  Mesty had received the keys of the cellar, and
had now complete control over those who remained.  Dr Middleton, Mr
Hanson, Mr Easy, and Jack, sat down to dinner, and everything wore the
appearance of order and comfort.  Mr Easy ate very heartily, but said
nothing till after dinner, when as was his usual custom, he commenced
arguing upon the truth and soundness of his philosophy.

"By-the-bye, my dear son, if I recollect right, you told me last night
that you were no longer of my opinion.  Now, if you please, we will
argue this point."

"I'll argue the point with all my heart, sir," replied Jack, "will you
begin?"

"Let's fill our glasses," cried Mr Easy, triumphantly; "let's fill our
glasses, and then I will bring Jack back to the proper way of
thinking.  Now then, my son, I trust you will not deny that we are all
born equal."

"I do deny it, sir," replied Jack; "I deny it in toto--deny it from
the evidence of our own senses, and from the authority of Scripture.
To suppose all men were born equal, is to suppose that they are
equally endowed with the same strength, and with the same capacity of
mind, which we know is not the case. I deny it from Scripture, from
which I could quote many passages; but I will restrict myself to one--
the parable of the Talents: 'To one he gave five talents, to another
but one,' holding them responsible for the trust reposed in them.  We
are all intended to fill various situations in society, and are
provided by Heaven accordingly."

"That may be," replied Mr Easy; "but that does not prove that the
earth was not intended to be equally distributed among all alike."

"I beg your pardon; the proof that that was not the intention of
Providence, is that that equality, allowing it to be put in practice,
could never be maintained."

"Not maintained!--no, because the strong oppress the weak, tyrants
rise up and conquer--men combine to do wrong."

"Not so, my dear father; I say it could not be maintained without the
organisation of each individual had been equalised, and several other
points established.  For instance, allowing that every man had, ab
origins, a certain portion of ground.  He who was the strongest or the
cleverest would soon cause his to yield more than others would, and
thus the equality be destroyed.  Again, if one couple had ten children
and another had none, then again would equality be broken in upon, as
the land that supports two in the one instance, would have to feed
twelve in the other.  You perceive, therefore, that without rapine or
injustice, your equality could not be preserved."

"But, Jack, allowing that there might be some diversity from such
causes, that would be a very different thing from the present
monstrous  state of society, in which we have kings and lords, and
people, rolling in wealth, while others are in a state of pauperism,
and obliged to steal for their daily bread."

"My dear father, I consider that it is to this inequality that society
owes its firmest cementation--that we are enabled to live in peace and
happiness, protected by just laws, each doing his duty in that state
of life to which he is called, rising above or sinking in the scale of
society according as he has been entrusted with the five talents or
the one.  Equality can and does exist nowhere.  We are told that it
does not exist in heaven itself--how can it exist upon earth?"

"But that is only asserted, Jack, and it is not proof that it ought
not to exist."

"Let us argue the point, father, coolly.  Let us examine a little what
would be the effect if all was equality.  Were all equal in beauty
there would be no beauty, for beauty is only by comparison--were all
equal in strength, conflicts would be interminable--were all equal in
rank, and power, and possessions, the greatest charms of existence
would be destroyed--generosity, gratitude, and half the finer virtues
would be unknown.  The first principle of our religion, charity, could
not be practised--pity would never be called forth--benevolence, your
great organ, would be useless, and self-denial a blank letter. Were
all equal in ability, there would be no instruction, no talent, no
genius--nothing to admire, nothing to copy, to respect--nothing to
rouse emulation, or stimulate to praiseworthy ambition.  Why, my dear
father, what an idle, unprofitable, weary world would this be, if it
were based on equality!"

"But, allowing all that, Jack," replied Mr Easy, "and I will say you
argue well in a bad cause, why should the inequality be carried so
far--king and lords, for instance?"

"The most lasting and imperishable form of building is that of the
pyramid, which defies ages, and to that may the most perfect form of
society be compared.  It is based upon the many, and rising by
degrees, it becomes less as wealth, talent, and rank increase in the
individual, until it ends at the apex or monarch, above all.  Yet each
several stone from the apex to the base is necessary for the
preservation of the structure, and fulfils its duty in its allotted
place.  Could you prove that those at the summit possess the greatest
share of happiness in this world, then, indeed, you have a position to
argue on; but it is well known that such is not the case; and provided
he is of a contented mind, the peasant is more happy than the king,
surrounded as the latter is by cares and anxiety."

"Very well argued, indeed, my dear sir," observed Dr Middleton.

"But, my dear boy, there are other states of society than monarchy; we
have republics and despotisms."

"We have, but how long do they last compared to the first? There is a
cycle in the changes which never varies.  A monarchy may be overthrown
by a revolution, and republicanism succeed, but that is shortly
followed by despotism, till, after a time, monarchy succeeds again by
unanimous consent, as the most legitimate and equitable form of
government; but in none of these do you find a single advance to
equality.  In a republic, those who govern are more powerful than the
rulers in a restricted monarchy--a president is greater than a king,
and next to a despot, whose will is law.  Even in small societies you
find, that some will naturally take the lead and assume domination. We
commence the system at school, when we are first thrown into society,
and there we are taught systems of petty tyranny.  There are some few
points in which we obtain equality in this world, and that equality
can only be obtained under a well-regulated form of society, and
consists in an equal administration of justice and of laws, to which
we have agreed to submit for the benefit of the whole--the equal right
to live and not be permitted to starve, which has been obtained in
this country.  And when we are called to account, we shall have equal
justice.  Now my dear father, you have my opinion."

"Yes, my dear, this is all very well in the abstract; but how does it
work?"

"It works well.  The luxury, the pampered state, the idleness--if you
please, the wickedness--of the rich, all contribute to the support,
the comfort, and employment of the poor.  You may behold extravagance
it is a vice; but that very extravagance circulates money, and the
vice of one contributes to the happiness of many.  The only vice which
is not redeemed by producing commensurate good, is avarice. If all
were equal, there would be no arts, no manufactures, no industry, no
employment. As it is, the inequality of the distribution of wealth may
be compared to the heart, pouring forth the blood like a steam-engine
through the human frame, the same blood returning from the extremities
by the veins, to be again propelled, and keep up a healthy and
vigorous circulation."

"Bravo, Jack!" said Dr Middleton.  "Have you anything to reply, sir?"
continued he, addressing Mr Easy.

"To reply, sir?" replied Mr Easy, with scorn; "why, he has not given
me half an argument yet: why that black servant even laughs at him--
look at him there showing his teeth.  Can he forget the horrors of
slavery? can he forget the base unfeeling lash?  No, sir, he has
suffered, and he can estimate the divine right of equality.  Ask him
now, ask him, if you dare, Jack, whether he will admit the truth of
your argument."

"Well, I'll ask him," replied Jack, "and I tell you candidly that he
was once one of your disciples.  Mesty, what's your opinion of
equality?"

"Equality, Massa Easy?" replied Mesty, pulling up his cravat; "I say
d--n equality, now I majordomo."

"The rascal deserves to be a slave all his life."

"True, I ab been slave--but I a prince in my own country.  Massa Easy
tell how many skulls I have."

"Skulls--skulls--do you know anything of the sublime science? Are you
a phrenologist?"

"I know man's skull very well in Ashantee country, anyhow."

"Then if you know that, you must be one. I had no idea that the
science had extended so far--maybe it was brought from thence.  I will
have some talk with you to-morrow.  This is very curious.  Dr
Middleton, is it not?"

"Very, indeed, Mr Easy."

"I shall feel his head to-morrow after breakfast, and if there is
anything wrong, I shall correct it with my machine.  By-the-bye, I
have quite forgot, gentlemen; you will excuse me, but I wish to see
what the carpenter has done for me, and after that I shall attend the
meeting of the society.  Jack, my boy, won't you come and hear my
speech?"

"Thank you, sir, but I cannot well leave your friends."

Mr Easy quitted the room.

"Are you aware, my dear sir, that your father has opened his preserves
to all the poachers?" said Mr Hanson.

"The devil he has!"

"Yes, he has allowed several gangs of gipsies to locate themselves in
his woods much to the annoyance of the neighbourhood, who suffer  from
their depredations," continued Dr Middleton.

"I find, by the receipts and books, that there is nearly two years
rental of the estate due; some tenants have paid up in full, others
not for four years. I reckon fourteen thousand pounds still in
arrear."

"You will oblige me by taking immediate steps, Mr Hanson, for the
recovery of the sums due."

"Most certainly, Mr John.  I trust your father will not commit himself
to-night as he has done lately."

When they rose to retire, Dr Middleton took out, hero by the hand.
"You do not know, my dear fellow, what pleasure it gives me to find
that, in spite of the doting of your mother and the madness of your
father, you have turned out so well.  It is very fortunate that you
have come home; I trust you will now give up the profession."

"I have given it up, sir; which, by-the-bye, reminds me that I have
not applied for either my discharge or that of my servant; but I
cannot spare time yet, so I shall not report myself."




CHAPTER XXXVII

In which our hero finds himself an orphan, and resolves to go to sea
again without the smallest idea of equality.


The next morning, when they met at breakfast, Mr Easy did not make his
appearance, and Jack inquired of Mesty where he was.

"They say down below that the old gentleman not come home last night."

"Did not come home!" said Dr Middleton; "this must be looked to."

"He great rascal, dat butler man," said Mesty to Jack; "but de old
gentleman not sleep in his bed, dat for sure."

"Make enquiries when he went out," said Jack.

"I hope no accident has happened," observed Mr Hanson; "but his
company has lately been very strange."

"Nobody see him go out, sar, last night," reported Mesty.

"Very likely he is in his study," observed Dr Middleton; "he may have
remained all night, fast asleep, by his wonderful invention."

"I'll go and see," replied Jack.

Dr Middleton accompanied him, and Mesty followed.  They opened the
door, and beheld a spectacle which made them recoil with horror. There
was Mr Easy, with his head in the machine, the platform below fallen
from under him, hanging, with his toes just touching the ground.  Dr
Middleton hastened to him, and, assisted by Mesty and our hero, took
him out of the steel collar which was round his neck: but life had
been extinct for many hours, and, on examination, it was found that
the poor old gentleman's neck was dislocated.

It was surmised that the accident must have taken place the evening
before, and it was easy to account for it.  Mr Easy, who had had the
machine raised four feet higher, for the platform and steps to be
placed underneath, must have mounted on the frame modelled by the
carpenter for his work, and have fixed his head in, for the knob was
pressed on his bump of benevolence.  The framework, hastily put
together with a few short nails, had given way with his weight, and
the sudden fall had dislocated his neck.

Mr Hanson led away our hero, who was much shocked at this unfortunate
and tragical end of his poor father, while Dr Middleton ordered the
body to be taken up into a bed-room, and immediately despatched a
messenger to the coroner of the county.  Poor Mr Easy had told his son
but the day before, that he felt convinced that this wonderful
invention would immortalise him, and so it had, although not exactly
in the sense that he anticipated.

We must pass over the few days of sorrow, and closed shutters, which
always are given to these scenes.  The coroner's inquest and the
funeral over, daylight was again admitted, our hero's spirits revived,
and he found himself in possession of a splendid property, and his own
master.

He was not of age, it is true, for he wanted nine months; but on
opening the will of his father, he found that Dr Middleton was his
sole guardian.  Mr Hanson, on examining and collecting the papers,
which were in the greatest confusion, discovered bank-notes in
different corners, and huddled up with bills and receipts, to the
amount of two thousand pounds, and further, a cheque signed by Captain
Wilson on his banker, for the thousand pounds advanced by Mr Easy,
dated more than fifteen months back.

Dr Middleton wrote to the Admiralty, informing them that family
affairs necessitated Mr John Easy, who had been left at sick quarters,
to leave his Majesty's service, requesting his discharge from it
forthwith.  The Admiralty were graciously pleased to grant the
request, and lose the services of a midshipman.  The Admiralty were
also pleased to grant the discharge of Mesty, on the sum required for
a substitute being paid in.

The gipsies were routed out of their abodes, and sent once more to
wander.  The gamekeepers were restored, the preserves cleared of all
poachers, and the gentry of the country were not a little pleased at
Jack's succession, for they had wished that Mr Easy's neck had been
broken long ago.  The societies were dissolved, since, now that Mr
Easy no longer paid for the beer, there was nothing to meet for. Cards
and compliments were sent from all parts of the county, and every one
was anxious that our hero should come of age, as then he would be able
to marry, to give dinners, subscribe to the foxhounds, and live as a
gentleman ought to do.

But during all these speculations, Jack had made Dr Middleton
acquainted with the history of his amour with Agnes de Rebiera, and
all particulars connected therewith, also with his determination to go
out to bring her home as his wife.  Dr Middleton saw no objection to
the match, and he perceived that our hero was sincere.  And Jack had
made inquiries when the packet would sail for Malta, when Mesty, who
stood behind his chair, observed,--

"Packet bad vessel, Massa Easy.  Why not go out in man-of-war?"

"Very true," replied Jack; "but you know, Mesty, that is not so easy."

"And den how come home, sar?  Suppose you and Missy Agnes taken
prisoner--put in prison?"

"Very true," replied Jack; "and as for a passage home in a man-of-war,
that will be more difficult still."

"Den I tink, sar, suppose you buy one fine vessel--plenty of guns--
take out letter of marque--plenty of men, and bring Missy Agnes home
like a lady.  You captain of your own ship."

"That deserves consideration, Mesty," replied Jack, who thought of it
during that night: and the next day resolved to follow Mesty's advice.
The Portsmouth paper lay on the breakfast-table. Jack took it up, and
his eye was caught by an advertisement for the sale of the Joan d'Arc,
prize to H.M. ship Thetis, brigantine of 278 tons, copper-bottomed,
armed, en flutes with all her stores, spars, sails, running and
standing rigging, then lying in the harbour of Portsmouth, to take
place on the following Wednesday.

Jack rang the bell, and ordered post-horses.

"Where are you going, my dear boy?" inquired Dr Middleton.

"To Portsmouth, Doctor."

"And pray what for, if not an impertinent question?"

Jack then gave Dr Middleton an insight into his plan, and requested
that he would allow him to do so, as there was plenty of ready money.

"But the expense will be enormous."

"It will be heavy, sir, I grant; but I have calculated it pretty
nearly, and I shall not spend at the rate of more than my income.
Besides, as letter of marque, I shall have the right of capture; in
fact, I mean to take out a privateer's regular licence."

"But not to remain there and cruise?"

"No, upon my honour; I am too anxious to get home again.  You must not
refuse me, my dear guardian."

"As a lady is in the case, I will not, my dear boy; but be careful
what you are about."

"Never fear, sir, I will be back in four months, at the farthest; but
I must now set off and ascertain if the vessel answers the description
given in the advertisement."

Jack threw himself into the chariot.  Mesty mounted into the rumble,
and in two hours they were at Portsmouth; went to the agent, viewed
the vessel, which proved to be a very fine fast-sailing craft, well
found, with six brass carronades on each side.  The cabins were
handsome, fitted up with bird's-eye maple, and gilt mouldings.

This will do, thought Jack: a couple of long brass nines, forty men
and six boys, and she will be just the thing we require.  So Mesty and
Jack went on shore again, and returned to Forest Hill to dinner, when
he desired Mr Hanson to set off for Portsmouth, and bid at the sale
for the vessel, as he wished to purchase her.  This was Monday, and on
Wednesday Mr Hanson purchased her, as she stood, for 1,750 pounds,
which was considered about half her value.

Dr Middleton had, in the meantime, been thinking very seriously of
Jack's project.  He could see no objection to it, provided that he was
steady and prudent, but in both these qualities Jack had not exactly
been tried.  He therefore determined to look out for some steady naval
lieutenant, and make it a sine qua non that our hero should be
accompanied by him, and that he should go out as sailing-master. Now
that the vessel was purchased, he informed Jack of his wish; indeed,
as Dr Middleton observed, his duty as guardian demanded this
precaution, and our hero, who felt very grateful to Dr Middleton,
immediately acquiesced.

"And, by-the-bye, Doctor, see that he is a good navigator; for
although I can fudge a day's work pretty well, latterly I have been
out of practice."

Everyone was now busy: Jack and Mesty at Portsmouth, fitting out the
vessel, and offering three guineas ahead to the crimps for every good
able seaman--Mr Hanson obtaining the English register, and the letters
of licence, and Dr Middleton in search of a good naval dry-nurse. Jack
found time to write to Don Philip and Agnes, apprising them of the
death of his father, and his intentions.

In about six weeks all was ready, and the brigantine, which had taken
out her British register and licence under the name of the Rebiera,
went out of harbour, and anchored at Spithead.  Dr Middleton had
procured, as he thought, a very fit person to sail with Jack, and our
hero and Mesty embarked, wishing the Doctor and Solicitor good-bye,
and leaving them nothing to do but to pay the bills.

The person selected by Dr Middleton, by the advice of an old friend of
his, a purser in the navy, who lived at Southsea, was a Lieutenant
Oxbelly, who, with the ship's company, which had been collected,
received our hero as their captain and owner upon his arrival on
board.  There certainly was no small contrast between our hero's
active slight figure and handsome person, set off with a blue coat,
something like the present yacht-club uniform, and that of his second
in command, who waddled to the side to receive him.  He was a very
short man, with an uncommon protuberance of stomach, with shoulders
and arms too short for his body, and hands much too large, more like
the paws of a Polar bear than anything else.  He wore trousers, shoes,
and buckles.  On his head was a foraging cap, which, when he took it
off, showed that he was quite bald.  His age might be about fifty-five
or sixty; his complexion florid, no whiskers, and little beard, nose
straight, lips thin, teeth black with chewing, and always a little
brown dribble from the left corner of his mouth (there was a leak
there, he said).  Altogether his countenance was prepossessing, for it
was honest and manly, but his waist was preposterous.

"Steady enough," thought Jack, as he returned Mr Oxbelly's salute.

"How do you do, sir?" said Jack; "I trust we shall be good shipmates,"
for Jack had not seen him before.

"Mr Easy," replied the lieutenant, "I never quarrel with anyone,
except (I won't tell a story) with my wife."

"I am sorry that you have ever domestic dissensions, Mr Oxbelly."

"And I only quarrel with her at night, sir.  She will take up more
than her share of the bed, and won't allow me to sleep single; but
never mind that, sir; now will you please to muster the men?"

"If you please, Mr Oxbelly."

The men were mustered, and Jack made them a long speech upon
subordination, discipline, activity, duty, and so forth.

"A very good speech, Mr Easy," said Mr Oxbelly, as the men went
forward; "I wish my wife had heard it.  But, sir, if you please, we'll
now get under way as fast as we can, for there is a Channel cruiser
working up at St Helen's, and we may give him the go-by by running
through the Needles."

"But what need we care for the Channel cruiser?"

"You forget, sir, that as soon as she drops her anchor she will come
on board and take a fancy to at least ten of our men."

"But they are protected."

"Yes, sir, but that's no protection, now-a-days.  I have sailed in a
privateer at least three years, and I know that they have no respect
for letters of marque or for privateers."

"I believe you are right, Mr Oxbelly; so, if you please, we will up
with the anchor at once."

The crew of the Rebiera had been well chosen; they were prime
men-of-war's men, most of whom had deserted from the various ships on
the station, and, of course, were most anxious to be off.  In a few
minutes the Rebiera was under way with all sail set below and aloft.
She was in excellent trim and flew through the water; the wind was
fair, and by night they had passed Portland Lights, and the next
morning were steering a course for the Bay of Biscay without having
encountered what they feared more than an enemy,--a British cruiser to
overhaul them.

"I think we shall do now, sir," observed Mr Oxbelly to our hero; "we
have made a famous run.  It's twelve o'clock, and if you please I'll
work the latitude, and let you know what it is.  We must shape our
course so as not to run in with the Brest squadron.  A little more
westing, sir.  I'll be up in one minute.  My wife--but I'll tell you
about that when I come up."

"Latitude 41 degs 12 min, sir. I was about to say that my wife, when
she was on board of the privateer that I commanded--"

"Board of the privateer, Mr Oxbelly?"

"Yes, sir, would go; told her it was impossible, but she wouldn't
listen to reason--came on board, flopped herself into the standing
bed-place, and said that there she was for the cruise--little Billy
with her--"

"What! your child, too?"

"Yes, two years old--fine boy--always laughed when the guns were
fired, while his mother stood on the ladder and held him on the top of
the booby-hatch."

"I wonder that Mrs Oxbelly let you come here now?"

"So you would, sir, but I'll explain that--she thinks I'm in London
about my half-pay.  She knows all by this time, and frets, I don't
doubt; but that will make her thin, and then there will be more room
in the bed.  Mrs Oxbelly is a very stout woman."

"Why, you are not a little man!"

"No, not little--tending to be lusty, as the saying is--that is, in
good condition.  It's very strange that Mrs Oxbelly has an idea that
she is not large.  I cannot persuade her to it.  That's the reason we
always spar in bed.  She says it is I, and I know that it is she who
takes the largest share of it."

"Perhaps you may both be right."

"No, no; it is she who creates all the disturbance.  If I get nearer
to the wall she jams me up till I am as thin as a thread paper. If I
put her inside and stay outside, she cuts me out as you do a cask, by
the chime, till I tumble out of bed."

"Why don't you make your bed larger, Mr Oxbelly?"

"Sir, I have proposed it, but my wife will have it that the bed is
large enough if I would not toss in my sleep.  I can't convince her.
However, she'll have it all to herself now. I slept well last night,
for the first time since I left the Boadicea."

"The Boadicea?"

"Yes, sir, I was second lieutenant of the Boadicea for three years."

"She's a fine frigate, I'm told."

"On the contrary, such a pinched-up little craft below I never saw.
Why, Mr Easy, I could hardly get into the door of my cabin--and yet,
as you must see, I'm not a large man."

"Good heavens! is it possible," thought Jack, "that this man does not
really know that he is monstrous?"

Yet such was the case.  Mr Oxbelly had no idea that he was otherwise
than in good condition, although he had probably not seen his knees
for years.  It was his obesity that was the great objection to him,
for in every other point there was nothing against him.  He had, upon
one pretence and another, been shifted, by the manoeuvres of the
captains, out of different ships, until he went up to the Admiralty to
know if there was any charge against him.  The first lord at once
perceived the charge to be preferred, and made a mark against his name
as not fit for anything but harbour duty.  Out of employment, he had
taken the command of a privateer cutter, when his wife, who was
excessively fond, would, as he said, follow him with little Billy.  He
was sober, steady, knew his duty well; but he weighed twenty-six
stone, and his weight had swamped him in the service.

His wish, long indulged, had become, as Shakespeare says, the father
of his thoughts and he had really at last brought himself to think
that he was not by any means what could be considered a fat man. His
wife, as he said, was also a very stout woman, and this exuberance of
flesh on both sides, was the only, but continual, ground of dispute.




CHAPTER XXXVIII

In which our hero, as usual, gets into the very middle of it.


On the eleventh day the Rebiera entered the straits, and the rock of
Gibraltar was in sight as the sun went down; after which the wind fell
light, and about midnight it became calm, and they drifted up.  At
sunrise they were roused by the report of heavy guns, and perceived an
English frigate about eight miles further up the straits, and more in
the mid-channel, engaging nine or ten Spanish gun-boats, which had
come out from Algesiras to attack her.  It still continued a dead
calm, and the boats of the frigate were all ahead towing her, so as to
bring her broadside to bear upon the Spanish flotilla.  The
reverberating of the heavy cannon on both sides over the placid
surface of the water--the white smoke ascending as the sun rose in
brilliancy in a clear blue sky--the distant echoes repeated from the
high hills--had a very beautiful effect for those who are partial to
the picturesque. But Jack thought it advisable to prepare for action
instead of watching for tints--and, in a short time, all was ready.

"They'll not come to us, Mr Easy, as long as they have the frigate to
hammer at; but still we had better be prepared, for we cannot well
pass them without having a few shot.  When I came up the straits in
the privateer we were attacked by two and fought them for three hours;
their shot dashed the water over our decks till they were wet fore and
aft, but somehow or another they never hit us--we were as low as they
were.  I'll be bound but they'll hull the frigate though. Mrs Oxbelly
and Billy were on deck the whole time--and Billy was quite delighted,
and cried when they took him down to breakfast."

"Why, Mrs Oxbelly must be very courageous."

"Cares neither for shot nor shell, sir--laughs when they whiz over her
head, and tells Billy to hark.  But, sir, it's not surprising; her
father is a major, and her two brothers are lieutenants in the
bombardiers."

"That, indeed," replied Jack--"but, see, there is a breeze springing
up from the westward."--

"Very true, Mr Easy, and a steady one it will be, for it comes up dark
and slow; so much the better for the frigate, for she'll get little
honour and plenty of mauling at this work."

"I hope we shall take it up with us," observed Jack; "how far do you
reckon the gun-boats from the shore?"

"I should think about five miles, or rather less."

"Trim sails, Mr Oxbelly--perhaps we may cut one or two of these off--
steer in-shore of them."

"Exactly.  Up there, my lads, set top-gallant studding sails, topmast
studdings to hand--rig out the booms--keep as you go now, my lads--we
shall be well in-shore of them, and out of the range of the
batteries."

The breeze came down fresh, and all sail was set upon the Rebiera. She
took the wind down with her, and it passed her but little--half a mile
ahead of them all was still and smooth as a glass mirror, and they
neared and gained in-shore at the same time.  The gun-boats were still
engaging the frigate, and did not appear to pay any attention to the
Rebiera coming down.  At last the breeze reached them and the frigate,
light at first and then gradually increasing, while the Rebiera foamed
through the water, and had now every chance of cutting off some of the
gun-boats.  The frigate trimmed her sails and steered towards the
flotilla, which now thought proper to haul off and put their heads
in-shore, followed by the frigate firing her bow-chasers.  But the
Rebiera was now within half gun-shot in-shore, and steering so as to
intercept them.  As she rapidly closed, the flotilla scarcely knew how
to act; to attack her would be to lose time, and allow the frigate to
come up and occasion their own capture; so they satisfied themselves
with firing at her as she continued to run down between them and the
land. As they neared, Jack opened his fire with his eighteen-pound
carronades and long nines.  The gun-boats returned his fire, and they
were within a quarter of a mile, when Jack shortened sail to his
topsails, and a warm engagement took place, which ended in one of the
gun-boats being, in a few minutes, dismasted. The frigate, under all
canvas, came rapidly up, and her shot now fell thick.  The flotilla
then ceased firing, passing about two cables length ahead of the
Rebiera, and making all possible sail for the land.  Jack now fired at
the flotilla as they passed, with his larboard broadside, while with
his starboard he poured in grape and canister upon the unfortunate
gun-boat which was dismasted, and, which soon hauled down her colours.
In a few minutes more the remainder were too far distant for the
carronades, and, as they did not fire, Jack turned his attention to
take possession of his prize, sending a boat with ten men on board,
and heaving-to close to her to take her in tow.  Ten minutes more and
the frigate was also hove-to a cable's length from the Rebiera, and
our hero lowered down his other quarter-boat to go on board.

"Have we any men hurt, Mr Oxbelly?" inquired Jack.

"Only two; Spearling has lost his thumb with a piece of langrage, and
James has a bad wound in the thigh."

"Very well; I will ask for the surgeon to come on board." Jack pulled
to the frigate, and went up the side, touched his hat in due form, and
was introduced by the midshipmen to the other side, where the captain
stood.

"Mr Easy!" exclaimed the captain. "Captain Sawbridge!" replied our
hero, with surprise.

"Good heavens! what brought you here?" said the captain; "and what
vessel is that?"

"The Rebiera, letter of marque, commanded and owned by Mr Easy,"
replied Jack, laughing.

Captain Sawbridge gave him his hand.  "Come down with me into the
cabin, Mr Easy; I am very glad to see you.  Give you great credit for
your conduct, and am still more anxious to know what has induced you
to come out again.  I knew that you had left the service."

Jack, in a very few words, told his object in fitting out the Rebiera;
"but," continued Jack, "allow me to congratulate you upon your
promotion, which I was not aware of.  May I ask where you left the
Harpy, and what is the name of your frigate?"

"The Latona.  I have only been appointed to her one month, after an
action in which the Harpy took a large corvette, and am ordered home
with despatches to England.  We sailed yesterday evening from
Gibraltar, were becalmed the whole night, and attacked this morning by
the gun-boats."

"How is Captain Wilson, sir?"

"I believe he is very well, but I have not seen him."

"How did you know, then, that I had left the service, Captain
Sawbridge?"

"From Mr Gascoigne, who is now on board."

"Gascoigne!" exclaimed our hero.

"Yes, he was sent up to join the Aurora by the governor, but she had
left the fleet, and having served his time, and a passing day being
ordered, he passed, and thought he might as well go home with me and
see if he could make any interest for his promotion."

"Pray, Captain Sawbridge, is the gun-boat our prize or yours?"

"It ought to be wholly yours; but the fact is, by the regulations, we
share."

"With all my heart, sir.  Will you send an assistant-surgeon on board
to look after two of my men who are hurt?"

"Yes, directly; now send your boat away, Easy, with directions to your
officer in command.  We must go back to Gibraltar, for we have
received some injury, and, I am sorry to say, lost some men.  You are
going then, I presume, to stay on board and dine with me: we shall be
at anchor before night."

"I will with pleasure, sir.  But now I will send my boat away and
shake hands with Gascoigne."

Gascoigne was under the half-deck waiting to receive his friend, for
he had seen him come up the side from his station on the forecastle. A
hurried conversation took place, after our hero had dismissed his boat
with the assistant-surgeon in it to dress the two wounded men. Jack
then went on deck, talked with the officers, looked with pleasure at
the Rebiera with the gun-boat in tow, keeping company with the
frigate, although only under the same canvas--promised Gascoigne to
spend the next day with him either on shore or on board the Rebiera,
and then returned to the cabin, where he had a long conference with
Captain Sawbridge.

"When you first entered the service, Easy," said Captain Sawbridge, "I
thought that the sooner the service was rid of you the better: now
that you have left it, I feel that it has lost one who, in all
probability, would have proved a credit to it."

"Many thanks, sir," replied Jack; "but how can I be a midshipman with
eight thousand pounds a year?"

"I agree with you that it is impossible:--but dinner is serving: go
into the after-cabin and the steward will give you all you require."

Our hero, whose face and hands were not a little grimed with the
gunpowder, washed himself, combed out his curly black hair, and found
all the party in the fore-cabin.  Gascoigne, who had not been asked in
the forenoon, was, by the consideration of Captain Sawbridge, added to
the number.  Before dinner was long off the table, the first
lieutenant reported that it was necessary to turn the hands up, as
they were close to the anchorage.  The party, therefore, broke up
sooner than otherwise would have been the case; and as soon as the
Latona's sails were furled, Captain Sawbridge went on shore to
acquaint the governor with the results of the action.  He asked Jack
to accompany him, but our hero, wishing to be with Gascoigne, excused
himself until the next day.

"And now, Easy," said Gascoigne, as soon as the captain had gone over
the side, "I will ask permission to go on board with you--or will you
ask?"

"I will ask," replied Jack; "a gentleman of fortune has more weight
with a first lieutenant than a midshipman."

So Jack went up to the first lieutenant, and with one of his polite
bows, hoped, "if duty would permit, he would honour him by coming  on
board that evening with some of his officers, to see the Rebiera and
to drink a bottle or two of champagne."

The first lieutenant, as the Rebiera was anchored not two cables
lengths from him, replied, "that as soon as he had shifted the
prisoners and secured the gun-boat, he would be very glad": so did
three or four more of the officers, and then Jack begged as a favour,
that his old friend, Mr Gascoigne, might be permitted to go with him
now, as he had important packages to entrust to his care to England.
The first lieutenant was very willing, and Gascoigne and our hero
jumped into the boat, and were once more in all the confidence of
tried and deserved friendship.

"Jack, I've been thinking of it, and I've made up my mind," said
Gascoigne.  "I shall gain little or nothing by going home for my
promotion: I may as well stay here, and as I have served my time and
passed, my pay is now of little consequence.  Will you take me with
you?"

"It was exactly what I was thinking of, Ned.  Do you think that
Captain Sawbridge will consent?"

"I do: he knows how I am circumstanced, and that my going home was
merely because I was tired of looking after the Aurora."

"We'll go together and ask him to-morrow," replied Jack.

"At all events, you'll have a more gentlemanly companion than Mr
Oxbelly."

"But not so steady, Ned."

The first lieutenant and officers came on board, and passed a merry
evening.  There's nothing passes time more agreeably away than
champagne, and if you do not affront this regal wine by mixing him
with any other, he never punishes you the next morning.




CHAPTER XXXIX

A council of war, in which Jack decides that he will have one more
cruise.


As Captain Sawbridge did not return on board that evening, Easy went
on shore and called upon him at the governor's, to whom he was
introduced, and received an invitation to dine with him.  As Gascoigne
could not come on shore, our hero took this opportunity of making his
request to Captain Sawbridge, stating that the person he had with him
was not such as he wished and could confide everything to; that is,
not one to whom he could talk about Agnes.  Jack, as he found that
Captain Sawbridge did not immediately assent, pressed the matter hard:
at last Captain Sawbridge, who reflected that Gascoigne's interest
hereafter would be much greater through his friend Easy, than any
other quarter, and that the more the friendship was cemented the more
advantageous it might prove to Gascoigne, gave his consent to our
hero's wish, who called on board of the Latona to acquaint Gascoigne
and the first lieutenant of Captain Sawbridge's intentions, and then
went on board of the Rebiera and ordered Mesty to come with his
portmanteau on shore to the inn, that he might dress for dinner.
Gascoigne, now considered as not belonging to the Latona, was
permitted to accompany him: and Jack found himself looking out of the
window at which he had hung out his trousers upon the memorable
occasion when the boatswain had to follow his own precept, of duty
before decency.

"What scenes of adventures I have passed through since that," thought
Jack; "not much more than four years ago, then not three weeks in the
service." Whereupon Jack fell into a deep reverie, and thought of the
baboon and of Agnes.

The repairs of the Latona were all made good by the next day, and
Gascoigne, having received his discharge ticket, went on board of the
Rebiera.  The gun-boat was put into the hands of the agent, and
shortly afterwards purchased by government.  The Rebiera's crew did
not, however, obtain their prize-money and share of the head-money,
for she had seventy men on board, until their return, but, as they
said, they had broken the ice and that was everything.  Moreover, it
gave them confidence in themselves, in their vessel, and in their
commander.  Our hero weighed a short time after the Latona, having
first taken leave of Captain Sawbridge, and committed to his care a
letter to Dr Middleton.

Once more behold the trio together,--the two midshipmen hanging over
the taffrail, and Mesty standing by them.  They had rounded Europa
Point, and, with a fine breeze off the land, were lying close-hauled
along the Spanish shore.  Mr Oxbelly was also walking near them.

"When I was cruising here it was very different," observed Jack: "I
had a vessel which I did not know how to manage, a crew which I could
not command, and had it not been for Mesty, what would have become of
me!"

"Massa Easy, you know very well how to get out of scrapes, anyhow."

"Yes, and how to get into them," continued Gascoigne.

"And how to get others out of them, too, Ned."

"'No more of that, Hal, an thou lovest me'," quoted Gascoigne. "I have
often wondered what has been the lot of poor Azar."

"The lot of most women, Ned, in every country--prized at first,
neglected afterwards--the lot she might have had with you."

"Perhaps so," replied Ned, with a sigh.

"Massa Easy, you get eberybody out of scrape; you get me out of
scrape."

"I do not recollect how, Mesty."

"You get me out from boil kettle for young gentlemen--dat
devil of a scrape."

"And I'm sure I've got you out of a scrape, Mr Oxbelly."

"How so.  Mr Easy?" "How so!--have I not prevented your quarrelling
with your wife every night?"

"Certainly, sir, you have been the means.  But do you know when we
were engaging the other day, I could not help saying to myself, I wish
my wife was here now, holding little Billy at the hatchway."

"But at night, Mr Oxbelly."

"At night!--why, then I'm afraid I should have wished her home again--
it's astonishing how comfortable I sleep now every night. Besides, in
this climate it would be intolerable.  Mrs Oxbelly is a very large
woman--very large indeed."

"Well, but now we must hold a council of war.  Are we to run up the
coast, or to shape a course direct for Palermo?"

"Course direct, and we shall take nothing, that is certain," said
Gascoigne.

"If we take nothing we shall make no prize-money," continued Oxbelly.

"If we make no prize-money the men will be discontented," said Easy.

"If no ab noting to do-it will be d---d 'tupid," continued Mesty.

"Now then the other side of the question.  If we steer for Palermo, we
shall be sooner there and sooner home."

"To which I reply," said Gascoigne, "that the shorter the cruise is,
the less I shall have of your company."

"And I shall have to sleep with Mrs Oxbelly," continued Oxbelly.

"Hab fine ship, fine gun, fine men, and do noting," cried Mesty. "By
de power, I no like dat, Massa Easy."

"You want eight months of coming of age, Jack," observed Gascoigne.

"It won't make a difference of more than three or four weeks," said Mr
Oxbelly; "and the expenses have been very great."

"But--"

"But what, Jack?"

"Agnes."

"Agnes will be better defended going home by men who have been
accustomed to be in action.  And, as for her waiting a little longer,
it will only make her love you a little more."

"Sleep single a little longer, Mr Easy, it's very pleasant," said Mr
Oxbelly.

"That's not very bad advice of yours," observed Gascoigne.

"Stop a little, Massa Easy," said Mesty, "you know dat very good
advice."

"Well, then," replied Jack, "I will, as I am quite in the minority. We
will work up the whole coast--up to Toulon.  After all, there's
something very pleasant in commanding your own ship, and I'm not in a
hurry to resign it--so that point's decided."

The Rebiera was steered into the land, and at sunset they were not
four miles from the lofty blue mountains which overhang the town of
Malaga. There were many vessels lying at the bottom of the bay, close
in with the town; the wind now fell light, and the Rebiera, as she
could not fetch the town, tacked as if she were a merchant vessel
standing in, and showed American colours, a hint which they took from
perceiving three or four large vessels lying in the outer roads, with
the colours of that nation hoisted at the peak.

"What is your intention, Jack?" said Gascoigne.

"I'll be hanged if I know yet.  I think of working up to the outer
roads, and anchoring at night--boarding the American vessels, and
gaining intelligence."

"Not a bad idea; we shall then learn if there is anything to be done,
and if not, we may be off at daylight."

"The pratique boat will not come off after sunset."

"And if they did, we could pass for an American, bound to Barcelona or
anywhere else--the outer roads where the vessels lie are hardly within
gun-shot."

Mesty, who had resumed his sailor's clothes, now observed, "What we
do, Massa Easy, we do quickly--time for all ting, time for show face
and fight--time for hide face, crawl, and steal."

"Very true, Mesty, we'll crawl this time, and steal if we can. It's
not the warfare I like best of the two."

"Both good, Massa Easy; suppose you no steal board of polacca ship,
you not see Missy Agnes."

"Very true, Mesty.  Bout ship, Mr Oxbelly."

"Mr Oxbelly not good for boat service," observed Mesty, showing his
teeth.

It was dark before the Rebiera was anchored in the outer roads, a
cable's length astern of the outermost American vessel.  One of her
quarter-boats was lowered down, and Gascoigne and our hero pulled
alongside, and, lying on their oars, hailed, and asked the name of the
vessel.

"So help me Gad, just now I forget her name," replied a negro, looking
over the gangway.

"Who's the captain?"

"So help me Gad, he gone on shore."

"Is the mate on board?"

"No, so help me Gad--he gone shore, too."

"Who is aboard then?"

"So help me Gad, nobody on board but Pompey--and dat me."

"Good ship-keepers, at all events," said Jack.  "A ship in the outer
roads, with only a black fellow on board!  I say, Pompey, do they
always leave you in charge of the vessel?"

"No, sar; but to-night great pleasure on shore.  Eberybody dance and
sing, get drunk, kick up bobbery, and all dat."

"What, is it a festival?"

"So help me Gad, I no know, sar."

"Is there anyone on board of the other vessels?"

"Eberybody gone on shore. Suppose they have black man, he stay on
board."

"Good-night, Pompey."

"Good-night, sar.  Who I say call when captain come on board?"

"Captain Easy."

"Captain He-see, very well, sar."

Our hero pulled to another ship, and found it equally deserted; but at
the third he found the second mate with his arm in a sling, and from
him they gained the information that it was a great festival, being
the last day of the carnival; and that everyone was thinking of
nothing but amusement.

"I've a notion," said the mate, in reply, "that you're American."

"You've guessed right," replied Jack.

"What ship, and from what port?"

"Rhode Island, the Susan and Mary," replied Gascoigne.

"I thought you were north.  We're of New York.  What news do you
bring?"

"Nothing," replied he, "we are from Liverpool last."

A succession of questions was now put by the American mate, and
answered very skilfully by Gascoigne, who then inquired how the market
was?

It was necessary to make and reply to all these enquiries before they
could ask apparently indifferent questions of American traders; at
last, Gascoigne enquired,--

"Do you think they would allow us to go on shore? the pratique boat
has not been on board."

"They'll never find you out if you are off before daylight; I doubt if
they know that you are anchored.  Besides, from Liverpool you would
have a clean bill of health, and if they found it out, they would not
say much; they're not over particular, I've a notion."

"What are those vessels lying in-shore?"

"I guess they have olive oil on board, the chief on 'em.  But there
are two double lateens come in from Valparaiso the day before
yesterday, with hides and copper.  How they 'scaped the British, I
can't tell, but they did, that's sure enough."

"Good-night, then."

"You won't take a glass of sling this fine night with a countryman?"

"To-morrow, my good fellow, to-morrow; we must go on shore now."

Our hero and Gascoigne returned on board the Rebiera, consulted with
Oxbelly and Mesty, and then manned and armed the two quarter  and
stern boats.  They thought it advisable not to hoist out their
long-boat; no fire-arms were permitted to be taken, lest, going off by
accident or otherwise, an alarm should be given.  Our hero and Mesty
proceeded in the first boat, and pulled in for the town; Gascoigne
shortly after in the second, and the boatswain in the jolly-boat,
followed at some distance.

There was no notice taken of them; they pulled gently down to the
landing-place, which was deserted.  There was a blaze of light, and
the sounds of revelry in every quarter on shore; but the vessels
appeared equally deserted as the American ones in the offing.

Finding themselves unobserved, for they had taken the precaution to
pull only two oars in each boat, they dropped gently alongside  one of
the double-masted lateen vessels, and Mesty stepped on board.  He
peeped down in the cabin, and perceived a man lying on the lockers; he
came up in his stealthy manner, closed the hatch softly, and said,
"All right." Jack left Gascoigne to take out this vessel, which he did
very successfully, for it was very dark; and although there were
sentries posted not far off, their eyes and ears were turned towards
the town, listening to the music.

A second vessel, her consort, was boarded in the same way, but here
they found a man on deck whom they were obliged to seize and gag. They
put him down in the cabin, and Mesty, with another boat's crew, cut
her cables, and swept her gently out towards the American vessels. One
more vessel was required, and Jack, pulling two oars as usual, saluted
a galliot heavily laden, but of what her cargo consisted was not
known.  In this vessel they found two men in the cabin playing cards,
whom they seized and bound and, cutting her cables, were obliged to
make sail upon her, as she was much too large to sweep out. As they
were making sail they, however, met with an interruption which they
did not expect.  The crew belonging to the vessel, having had enough
amusement for the evening, and intending to sail the next morning, had
thought it right to come off sooner than the others: it was then about
midnight or a little later, and while some of Jack's men were aloft,
for he had six with him, Jack, to his annoyance, heard a boat coming
off from the shore, the men in her singing a chorus. The galliot was
at that time just under steerage way, her topsails had been loosed and
her jib hoisted, but the former had not been sheeted home, for the
three men below could not, in the dark, find the ropes. The other
three men were on the fore-yard loosing the foresail, and Jack was
undetermined whether to call them down immediately, or to allow them
to loose the sail, and thus get good way on the vessel, so as to
prevent the boat, which was loaded with men, from overtaking them. The
boat was not more than twenty yards from the galliot, when, not
finding her where they left her, they pulled to the right, and lay on
their oars.  This gave a moment of time, but they very soon spied her
out.  "Caramba!" was the exclamation--and the head of the boat was
pulled round.

"Down, my lads, in a moment by the swifters," cried Jack. "Here's a
boat on board of us."

The men were in a few seconds on deck, and the others, who had now
sheeted home the topsails, hastened aft.  The vessel soon  gathered
way, but before that her way was sufficient, the boat had pulled under
the counter, and the Spaniards, letting their oars swing fore and aft,
were climbing up, their knives in their teeth.  A scuffle ensued, and
they were thrown down again, but they renewed their attempt.  Our
hero, perceiving a small water or wine cask lashed to the gunwale, cut
it loose with his cutlass, and with one of the men, who was by his
side, pushed it over, and dropped it into the boat.  It struck the
gunwale, stove a plank, and the boat began to fill rapidly; in the
meantime the galliot had gained way--the boat could not longer be held
on, from its weight, and dropped astern with the men in it.  Those who
were half in and half out were left clinging to the gunwale of the
vessel, and as they climbed up were secured, and put down in the
cabin.  Fortunately, no fire-arms having been used on either side, the
alarm was not given generally, but the sentry reported fighting on
board one of the vessels, and the people of the guard-boat were
collected, and pulled out; but they only arrived in time to see that
the galliot was under way, and that the two other vessels from
Valparaiso were not in their berths.

They hastened on shore, gave the alarm: the gun-boats, of which there
were three at the mole, were ordered out, but half the crew and all
the officers were on shore, some at balls, others drinking at taverns
or posadas; before they could be collected, all three vessels were
alongside of the Rebiera: and not aware that anything had been
discovered, our hero and his crew were lulled in security.  Jack had
gone on board, leaving fourteen of his men on board the galliot--
Gascoigne had done the same--Mesty still remained on board his vessel;
and they were congratulating themselves, and ordering the men on board
to the windlass, when they heard the sound of oars.

"Silence!--what is that?" exclaimed Oxbelly.

"The gun-boats or row-boats, as sure as I'm alive!"

At this moment Mesty jumped up the side.

"Massa Easy, I hear row-boat not far off."

"So do we, Mesty.  Gascoigne, jump into the boat--tell the men in the
prizes to make all sail right out, and leave us to defend their
retreat--stay on board of one and divide your men."

"Dat all right, Massa Easy. Mr Gascoigne, be smart--and now, sar, cut
cable and make sail; no time get up anchor."

This order was given, but although the men were aloft in a moment, and
very expeditious, as the Rebiera payed her head round and the jib was
hoisted, they could perceive the boom of the three gun-boats pulling
and sailing not five cables length from them. Although rather
short-handed, topsails, courses and top-gallant sails were soon set,
the men down to their quarters, and the guns cast loose, before the
gun-boats were close under their stern.  Then Jack rounded to, braced
up, and the Rebiera stood across them to the westward.

"Why the devil don't they fire?" said Jack.

"I tink because they no ab powder," said Mesty. Mesty was right--the
ammunition chests of the gun-boats were always landed when they were
at the mole, in case of accidents, which might arise from the crew
being continually with cigars in their mouths, and in the hurry they
had quite forgotten to put them on board.

"At all events, we have powder," said Jack, "and now we'll prove it.
Grape and canister, my lads, and take good aim."

The commanders of the gun-boats had hailed each other, and agreed to
board the Rebiera, but she now had good way on her, and sailed faster
than they pulled.  A well-directed broadside astonished them--they had
no idea of her force; and the execution done was so great, that they
first lay on their oars and then pulled back to the mole with all
speed, leaving the Rebiera in quiet possession of her prizes, which
had already gained two miles in the offing.

The Rebiera, as soon as Jack perceived that the gun-boats had
retreated, was put before the wind, and soon closed with her captures,
when she was hove-to till daylight with the three vessels in company.
Gascoigne returned on board, prize-masters were selected, and Jack
determined to keep them all with him, and take them to Palermo.




CHAPTER XL

In which there is another slight difference of opinion between those
who should be friends.


The two lateen vessels proved of considerable value, being laden with
copper, hides, and cochineal.  The galliot was laden with sweet-oil,
and was also no despicable prize.  At daylight they were all ready,
and, to the mortification of the good people of Malaga, sailed away to
the eastward without interruption.

"Me tink we do dat job pretty well, Massa Easy," observed Mesty, as he
laid the breakfast table.

"Nothing like trying," replied Gascoigne; "I'm sure when we stood into
the bay I would have sold all my prize-money for a doubloon. How do I
share, Jack?"

"Only as one of the crew, Ned, for you are a supernumerary, and our
articles and agreement for prize-money were signed previous to our
sailing."

"I ought to share with Mr Oxbelly's class by rights," replied
Gascoigne.

"That would be to take half my prize-money away. I shall want it all,
Mr Gascoigne, to pacify my wife for giving her the slip."

"Ah, very well; I'll get all I can."

For ten days they ran down the coast, going much too fast for the
wishes of the crew, who were anxious to make more money.  They seized
a fishing-boat and put on board of her the four prisoners, which they
had found in the vessels, and arrived off Barcelona, without falling
in with friend or foe.  The next morning, the wind being very light,
they discovered a large vessel at daylight astern of them to the
westward, and soon made her out to be a frigate.  She made all sail in
chase, but that gave them very little uneasiness, as they felt assured
that she was a British cruiser.  One fear, however, came over them,
that she would, if she came up with them, impress a portion of their
men.

"As certain as I'm here, and Mrs Oxbelly's at Southsea," said Oxbelly,
"they'll take some of the men--the more so as, supposing us to be a
Spanish convoy, they will be disappointed."

"They will hardly take them out of the prizes," observed Easy.

"I don't know that; men must be had for his Majesty's service somehow.
It's not their fault, Mr Easy--the navy must be manned, and as things
are so, so things must be.  It's the king's prerogative, Mr Easy, and
we cannot fight the battles of the country without it."

"Yes," replied Gascoigne, "and although, as soon as the services of
seamen are no longer wanted, you find that there are demagogues on
shore who exclaim against impressment, they are quiet enough on the
point when they know that their lives and property depend upon
sailors' exertions."

"Very true, Mr Gascoigne, but it's not our fault if we are obliged to
take men by force; it's the fault of those who do not legislate so as
to prevent the necessity.  Mrs Oxbelly used to say that she would
easily manage the matter if she were Chancellor of the Exchequer."

"I dare say Mrs Oxbelly would make a very good Chancellor of the
Exchequer," replied Gascoigne, smiling; "one thing is certain, that if
they gave the subject half the consideration they have others of less
magnitude, an arrangement might be made by which his Majesty's navy
would never be short of men."

"No doubt, no doubt, Mr Gascoigne; but, nevertheless, the king's
prerogative must never be given up."

"There I agree with you, Mr Oxbelly; it must be held in case of sudden
emergency and absolute need."

"We'll argue that point by-and-bye," replied Jack; "now let us consult
as to our measures.  My opinion is, that if I made more sail we should
beat the frigate, but she would come up with the prizes."

"That's the best thing we can do, Mr Easy; but let us send a boat on
board of them, and take out all the men that can possibly be spared,
that there may be no excuse for impressing them."

"Yes," replied Gascoigne; "and as the wind is falling it is possible
it may fall calm, and they may send their boats; suppose we separate a
mile or two from each other."

"Dat very good advice, Massa Gascoigne," observed Mesty.

This plan was acted upon; only three men were left in the lateens, and
four in the galliot, and the vessels, in obedience to the orders,
sheered off on both sides of the Rebiera, who made all sail and
started ahead of the prizes.  This manoeuvre was perceived on board of
the frigate, and made them sure that it was a Spanish convoy
attempting to escape.  The fire-engine was got on deck, sails wetted,
and every exertion made to come up.  But about four o'clock in the
afternoon, when the frigate was eight or nine miles off, it fell calm,
as Gascoigne had predicted, and the heads of all the vessels, as well
as the frigate, were now round the compass.

"There's out boats," said Mr Oxbelly; "they will have a long pull, and
all for nothing."

"How savage they will be!" observed Gascoigne. "Never mind that,"
replied Jack; "Mesty says that dinner is ready."

After dinner, they all went on deck, and found that the boats had
separated, one pulling for each of the prizes, and two for the
Rebiera. In less than an hour, they would probably be alongside.

"And now let us decide how we are to act.  We must not resist, if they
attempt to impress the men?"

"I've been thinking upon that matter, Mr Easy, and it appears to me
that the men must be permitted to act as they please, and that we must
be neuter. I, as a lieutenant in his Majesty's service, cannot of
course act, neither can Mr Gascoigne.  You are not in the service, but
I should recommend you to do the same.  That the men have a right to
resist, if possible, is admitted; they always do so, and never are
punished for so doing.  Under the guns of the frigate, of course we
should only have to submit; but those two boats do not contain more
than twenty-five men, I should think, and our men are the stronger
party. We had better leave it to them, and stand neuter."

"Dat very good advice," said Mesty; "leab it to us": and Mesty walked
away forward where the seamen were already in consultation.

Jack also agreed to the prudence of this measure, and he perceived
that the seamen, after a consultation with Mesty, were all arming
themselves for resistance.

The boats were now close on board, and English colours were hoisted at
the gaff.  This did not, however, check the impetus of the boats, who,
with their ensigns trailing in the still water astern of them, dashed
alongside, and an officer leaped on board, cutlass in hand, followed
by the seamen of the frigate.  The men of the Rebiera remained
collected forward--Easy, Gascoigne, and Oxbelly aft.

"What vessel is this?" cried the lieutenant who commanded the boats.

Jack, with the greatest politeness, took off his hat, and told him
that it was the Rebiera letter of marque, and that the papers were
ready for his inspection.

"And the other vessels?"

"Prizes to the Rebiera, cut out of Malaga Bay," replied Jack.

"Then you are a privateer," observed the disappointed officer. "Where
are your papers?"

"Mr Oxbelly, oblige me by bringing them up," said Jack.

"Fat Jack of the bone house," observed the lieutenant, looking at
Oxbelly.

"A lieutenant in his Majesty's service, of longer standing than
yourself, young man," replied Oxbelly, firmly;--"and who, if he ever
meets you in any other situation, will make you answer for your
insolent remark."

"Indeed!" observed the lieutenant, ironically; "now, if you had said
you were once a boatswain or gunner."

"Consider yourself kicked," roared Oxbelly, losing his temper.

"Heyday! why, you old porpoise!"

"Sir," observed Jack, who listened with indignation, "Mr Oxbelly is a
lieutenant in his Majesty's service, and you have no right to insult
him, even if he were not."

"I presume you are all officers," replied the lieutenant. "I am, sir,"
retorted Gascoigne, "an officer in his Majesty's service, and on board
of this vessel by permission of Captain Sawbridge of the Latona."

"And I was, until a few months ago, sir," continued Jack; "at present
I am captain and owner of this vessel--but here are the papers. You
will have no obstruction from us in the execution of your duty--at the
same time, I call upon the two young gentlemen by your side, and your
own men, to bear witness to what takes place."

"O very well, sir--just as you please.  Your papers, I perceive, are
all right.  Now you will oblige me by mustering your men."

"Certainly, sir," replied Jack: "send all the men aft to muster, Mr
Oxbelly."

The men came aft to the mainmast, with Mesty at their head, and
answered to their names.  As the men passed over, the lieutenant made
a pencil-mark against ten of them, who appeared the finest seamen;
and, when the roll had been called, he ordered those men to get their
bags and go into the boat.

"Sir, as you must observe, I am short-handed, with my men away in
prizes; and I, as commander of this vessel, protest against this
proceeding: if you insist upon taking them, of course I can do
nothing," observed Jack.

"I do insist, sir; I'm not going on board empty-handed, at all
events."

"Well, sir, I can say no more," said Jack, walking aft to the
taffrail, to which Oxbelly and Gascoigne had retreated.

"Come, my lads, get those men in the boat," said the lieutenant.

But the men had all retreated forward in a body, with Mesty at their
head, and had armed themselves.  Some of the seamen of the frigate had
gone forward, in obedience to their officer, to lead the men selected
into the boat; but they were immediately desired to keep back.  The
scuffle forward attracted the notice of the lieutenant, who
immediately summoned all his men out of the boats.

"Mutiny, by heavens!  Come up all of you, my lads."

Mesty then came forward, with a sabre in one hand and a pistol in the
other, and then addressed the seamen of the frigate:--

"I tell you dis, my lads--you not so strong as we--you not got better
arms--we not under gun of frigate now, and ab determination not to go
board.  'Pose you want us, come take us--'pose you can.  By all de
power, but we make mince-meat of you, anyhow."

The seamen paused--they were ready to fight for their country, but not
to be killed by or kill those who were their own countrymen, and who
were doing exactly what they would have done themselves. The
lieutenant thought otherwise; he was exasperated at this sensation.

"You black scoundrel, I left you out because I thought you not worth
having, but now I'll add you to the number."

"Stop a little," replied Mesty.

The lieutenant would not take the Ashantee's very prudent advice; he
flew forward to seize Mesty, who, striking him a blow with the flat of
his sabre, almost levelled him to the deck.  At this the men and other
officers of the frigate darted forward; but after a short scuffle, in
which a few wounds were received, were beaten back into the boats. The
lieutenant was thrown in after them, by the nervous arm of Mesty--and
assailed by cold shot and other missiles, they sheered off with
precipitation, and pulled back in the direction of the frigate.

"There will be a row about this," said Oxbelly, "as soon as they come
clear of the vessel.  If the frigate gets hold of us she will show us
no mercy.  There is a breeze coming from the north-west.  How
fortunate! we shall be three leagues to windward, and may escape."

"I doubt if she could catch us.  At any point of sailing they may come
up with the prizes, but can do nothing with them."

"No, the boats which boarded them are already returned to the frigate;
she must wait for them, and that will give us a start, and it will be
night before they can make sail."

"Fire a gun for the prizes to close," said Jack; "we will put the men
on board again, and then be off to Palermo as fast as we can."

"We can do no better," said Oxbelly.  "If ever I chance to meet that
fellow again, I will trouble him to repeat his words.  Trim the sails,
my lads."

"His language was unpardonable," observed Jack.

"Since I've been in the service, Mr Easy, I have always observed that
some officers appear to imagine, that because they are under the
king's pennant, they are warranted in insulting and tyrannising over
all those who have not the honour to hoist it; whereas, the very fact
of their being king's officers should be an inducement to them to show
an example of courtesy and gentlemanly conduct in the execution of
their duty, however unpleasant it may be."

"It is only those who, insignificant themselves, want to make
themselves of importance by the pennant they serve under," replied our
hero.

"Very true, Mr Easy; but you are not aware that a great part of the
ill-will shown to the service is owing to the insolence of those young
men in office.  The king's name is a warrant for every species of
tyranny and unwarrantable conduct.  I remember Mrs Oxbelly telling one
of them, when--"

"I beg your pardon, Mr Oxbelly," interrupted Jack, "but we have no
time to chat now; the breeze is coming down fast, and I perceive the
prizes are closing.  Let us lower down the boat, send the men on board
again, and give them their orders--which I will do in writing, in case
they part company."

"Very true, sir.  It will be dark in half an hour, and as we are now
standing in-shore, they will think that we intend to remain on the
coast.  As soon as it is quite dark we will shape our course for
Palermo.  I will go down and look at the chart."




CHAPTER XLI

Which winds up the nautical adventures of Mr Midshipman Easy.


In half an hour the prizes were again alongside, the men put on board,
and the boat hoisted up.  The frigate still remained becalmed to
leeward, and hoisted in her boats.  They watched until she was hid by
the shades of night, and then wearing round stood away, with the wind
two points free, for the coast of Sicily.  The next morning when the
sun rose there was nothing in sight.  Strange anomaly, in a state of
high civilisation, where you find your own countrymen avoided and more
dreaded than even your foes!

The run was prosperous, the weather was fine, and the prizes did not
part company.

On the sixteenth day the Rebiera and her convoy anchored in Palermo
Bay.  The wind was light in the morning that they stood in, and as
Jack had a large blue flag with Rebiera in white letters hoisted at
the main, Don Philip and Don Martin were on board and greeting our
hero, before the Rebiera's anchor had plunged into the clear blue
water.

The information which our hero received, after having been assured of
the health of Agnes and her parents, was satisfactory.  The
disappearance of the friar had, at first, occasioned much surprise;
but as the servants of Don Rebiera swore to his return without the
black, and the letter of Don Rebiera, sent to the convent, requesting
his presence, was opened and read, there was no suspicion against the
family.  A hundred conjectures had been afloat, but gradually they had
subsided, and it was at last supposed that he had been carried off by
the banditti, some of whom had been taken, and acknowledged that they
had seized a friar, on a day which they could not recollect. The
reader will remember that it was Mesty.

The Rebiera received pratique, and Jack hastened on shore with Don
Philip and his brother, and was once more in company of Agnes, who, in
our hero's opinion, had improved since his departure.  Most young men
in love think the same after an absence, provided it is not too long.
The prizes were sold and the money distributed, and every man was
satisfied, as the cargoes fetched a larger sum than they had
anticipated.

We must pass over the pros and cons of Don Rebiera and his lady, the
pleading of Jack for immediate nuptials, the unwillingness of the
mother to part with her only daughter, the family consultation, the
dowry, and all these particulars.  A month after his arrival Jack was
married, and was, of course, as happy as the day was long.

A few days afterwards, Mr Oxbelly advised departure, as the expenses
of the vessel were heavy, and it was his duty so to do.  Don Philip
and Don Martin obtained leave to go to England, with their sister and
her husband.  Nevertheless, Jack, who found Palermo a very pleasant
residence, was persuaded by the Don and his wife to remain there a
month, and then there was crying and sobbing, and embracing, and
embarking; and at last the Rebiera, whose cabins had been arranged for
the reception of the party, weighed and made sail for Malta, Jack
having promised to call upon the governor.

In four days they anchored in Valette Harbour, and Jack paid his
respects to his old friend, who was very glad to see him.  The
governor sent his own barge for Mrs Easy, and she was installed in the
state apartments, which were acknowledged to be very comfortable. Our
hero had, as usual, a long story to tell the governor, and the
governor listened to it very attentively, probably because he thought
it would be the last, which opportunity Jack employed to narrate the
unfortunate end of his father.

"I would not have said so at the time, Mr Easy, but now the wound is
healed, I tell you, that it is the best thing that could have
happened--poor old gentleman! he was mad indeed."

Our hero remained a fortnight at Malta, and then Signora Easy was
re-embarked, and once more the Rebiera made sail.

"Fare you well, my lad; what I have seen of your brothers-in-law
pleases me much; and as for your wife, it will be your own fault if
she is not all that you would wish.  If ever I come to England again,
I will pay my first visit to Forest Hill.  God bless you!"

But Sir Thomas never did go back to England, and this was their final
adieu.  Once more the Rebiera pursued her course, stopped a day or two
at Gibraltar, shared the proceeds of the captured gun-boat, and then
made sail for England, where she arrived without adventure or accident
in three weeks.  Thus ended the last cruise of Mr Midshipman Easy.  As
soon as their quarantine at the Motherbank was over, they disembarked,
and found Dr Middleton and Mr Hanson waiting for them at the George
Hotel.  Our hero scarcely had time to introduce his wife, when the
waiter said, that a lady wished to speak to him.  She did not wait to
know if Jack was visible, but forced her way past him. Jack looked at
her large proportions, and decided at once that it must be Mrs
Oxbelly, in which conjecture he was right.

"Pray, sir, what do you mean by carrying off my husband in that way?"
exclaimed the lady, red with anger.

"God forbid that I should have to carry your husband, Mrs Oxbelly, he
is rather too heavy."

"Yes, sir, but it's little better than kidnapping, and there's a law
for kidnapping children at all events. I shall send my lawyer to you,
that you may depend upon."

"You hardly can consider your husband as a child, Mrs Oxbelly,"
replied Jack, laughing.

"Very well, sir, we shall see.  Pray, where is he now?"

"He is on board, Mrs Oxbelly, and will be delighted to see you."

"I'm not quite so sure of that."

"He's very anxious to see little Billy," said Gascoigne.

"What do you know of little Billy, young man?"

"And more than anxious to be on shore again.  He's quite tired of
sleeping single, Mrs Oxbelly."

"Ah, very well, he has been talking, has he? very well," exclaimed the
lady, in a rage.

"But," said Easy, "I am happy to say, that with pay and prize-money,
during his short absence, he has brought home nearly five hundred
pounds."

"Five hundred pounds!--you don't say so, sir?" exclaimed Mrs Oxbelly;
"are you sure of that?"

"Quite sure," rejoined Gascoigne.

"Five hundred pounds!--Well, that is comfortable--dear me! how glad I
shall be to see him!  Well, Mr Easy, it was hard to part with him in
so unhandsome a way--but all's for the best in this world. What a dear
nice lady your wife is, Mr Easy--but I won't intrude beg pardon. Where
is the brig, Mr Easy?"

"Now coming into harbour," replied Gascoigne; "if you bargain, you can
get off for twopence."

"Five hundred pounds!" exclaimed Mrs Oxbelly, whose wrath was now
appeased.

"By all power, she no fool of a woman dat," said Mesty, as she
retreated curtseying.  "I fink Mr Oxbelly very right sleep tingle."

We have now come to the end of our hero's adventures: that afternoon
they all started for Forest Hill, where everything was ready for their
reception.  The Rebiera's men were paid off, and were soon distributed
on board of his Majesty's ships; the vessel was sold, and Mr Oxbelly
retired to Southsea, to the society of his wife and little Billy.
Whether he obtained from his wife a divorce de thoro is not handed
down.

OUR HERO, who was now of age, invited all within twenty miles of home
to balls and dinners, became a great favourite, kept a pack of hounds,
rode with the foremost, received a deputation to stand for the county,
on the conservative interest, was elected without much expense, which
was very wonderful, and took his seat in Parliament. Don Philip and
Don Martin, after two months' stay, took their passage back to
Palermo, fully satisfied with the prospects of their sister as to
competence and happiness.  Jack had no occasion to argue the point
with Agnes; she conformed at once to the religion of her husband,
proved an excellent and affectionate wife, and eventually the mother
of four children, three boys and a girl.

Mesty held his post with dignity, and proved himself trustworthy.
Gascoigne, by the interest of the conservative member, soon obtained
the rank of post-captain, and was always his devoted and sincere
friend.

And thus ends the history of Mr Midshipman Easy.