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                                  THE
                               ADVENTURES
                                  OF A
                               WOMAN HOBO


                                   BY
                            ETHEL LYNN, M.D.

[Illustration]

                                NEW YORK
                        GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY




                            COPYRIGHT, 1917,
                       BY GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY


                PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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                                CONTENTS


                               ONE
                               TWO
                               THREE
                               FOUR
                               FIVE
                               SIX
                               SEVEN
                               EIGHT
                               NINE
                               TEN
                               ELEVEN
                               TWELVE
                               THIRTEEN
                               FOURTEEN
                               FIFTEEN
                               SIXTEEN
                               SEVENTEEN




                                                                     ONE

                                                     _April 18th, 1908_,
                                                     CHICAGO, ILLINOIS




                          THE ADVENTURES OF A
                               WOMAN HOBO




                                  ONE


                                    _April 18, 1908. Chicago, Illinois._

“Doctor Lynn, you are in the incipient stage of tuberculosis. You should
return to California immediately.”

That is what Dr. Graves said to me to-day and he is in a position to
know what he is talking about. But I can’t believe it! Why, I can do the
work of two women. Haven’t I supported myself since I was fifteen years
old, worked my way through Medical College and built up a city practice
by my own, unaided efforts? Besides, every one says I am the picture of
health. My five feet eight of energised muscle, my high colour, my
breadth of shoulder, all seem to give such a diagnosis the lie.

Yet a still voice whispers in my heart, “It is true.” Since that last
severe attack of grippe the buoyancy has vanished from my step. Life has
become a drag.

But then, why not? The last two years have been strenuous. Just two
years ago to-day San Francisco went down in earthquake and flames,
scattering my growing practice to the winds. And of course Dan’s
position went too. But we celebrated with an earthquake wedding, and it
was not long until my husband had worked out his great invention, and we
came here; he to gain financial backing for his project, and I to profit
by the abundance of clinical material in a great city.

And then the panic of 1907 struck us. Why, the earthquake was nothing to
that. Poor Dan was crushed. How can I tell him of this new calamity? And
what will it profit to add to his burden, helpless as he is? For months
now, he has walked the streets looking for any kind of employment at any
wage, but none is to be had. This hopeless seeking, added to the
stunning blow of the collapse of his company and the deadening pressure
of debt incurred last fall when we borrowed to the utmost limit of all
our friends’ capacity in a frantic endeavour to save the invention, only
to lose money, company, invention—all in one universal crash—has
completely unnerved him. To see his wife forced into the depths through
his failure, even though that failure was no fault of his, has been gall
and wormwood to him. Those days when we pledged every pawnable article
in a dogged desire to hang on for just one week longer in the hope that
the tide would turn; when we moved from lodgings to lodgings, each
meaner and more squalid than the last, until the fathomless pit of hell
itself seemed reached in this slum; when I gave up my work in the
college where the wonderful experience gained was ample compensation
except to those driven by grim necessity to seek for any work that would
keep this vile tenement over our heads and put food in our mouths;—all
these things have left him a broken-hearted man.

And there are many such. Months of idleness, a diet of bread and coffee,
all the horrors of shivering nights in the open or in vermin-infested
flop houses, the morning rush for the “help wanted” pages of the daily
papers, the standing in line for hours waiting to apply for a job—a
hundred men for a single position—would these things not take the heart,
nay, the very soul itself, out of a man?

When I was discharged last month, losing my position because of a
general retrenchment, never shall I forget the scenes at the Public
Library when with scores of others I sought the protection of its
sheltering walls at early morning to thaw the night’s coldness out of my
half-frozen body, and search the papers for a possible chance of
employment.

One young man in the huddled group interested me immensely. When the
doors swung open, he bounded up the stairs like an athlete, well in the
lead of the rushing horde who refused to wait for the elevator in their
frenzied scramble for the first chance at a paper and possible
employment. Well-dressed, palpably clean living and efficient, he was an
excellent type of the successful young business man. I could picture him
as a broker, in an insurance office or bank, or filling some responsible
position in a business house. But in the fall of many such houses, his
had evidently gone down to ruin and now the lad was beginning to feel
the pinch that comes from weeks of idleness.

Morning after morning he appeared. His well-tailored suit gave way to a
misfit piece of shoddy; his hat was replaced by a cap which failed to
conceal his need of a hair-cut; his face became lean and haggard; no
longer was his expression one of energy and confidence. A three days’
growth of beard on his jowls will take some of the confidence out of any
man when looking for employment.

Then for days he disappeared.

Came a day when I saw him. It was blizzard weather; a sleety rain was
carried on a high wind which swept through the city streets and wailed
and whistled round the entrance to the Library building. A gaunt figure
dragged its feeble way up the front steps to the semi-shelter of the
pillars; from a face, piteously thin, hollow eyes looked out, their
glance filled with a deep, an utter despair; a short coat pinned
together at the throat revealed the absence of a shirt or underwear;
through the cracks in the run-over shoes the bare flesh peered; wet to
the skin as he was, he shook in the icy blast like a dog in a wet sack.
As the doors swung wide at nine o’clock he did not lead the upward dash,
but half way up the stairs sank down, overcome by a choking fit of
coughing.

I never saw him again.

To live in a hovel; to drag my weary body for miles in search of work;
to cough my lungs out like the man next door; to be submerged like a
drowning rat in a sewer; this will be my life in Chicago. My eyes ache
from gazing at confined spaces; across the way the bare walls rise; down
the canyon streets I see the black ants of humanity crawl; overhead the
sky is leaden.

Oh, my beautiful, my California! The whistle of the quail on the open
benches is calling me; the mating songs of the mocking birds vibrate in
my heart. Up the wide valley the warm wind sweeps, heavy with the
fragrance of blossoming trees; on the uplands brilliant masses of
flaming poppies and the silvery blue of slender lupines spread a feast
of colour for my weary eyes; oranges blaze out in golden glory against
the dark green foliage of the thrifty groves; the deep blue of the
cloudless sky seems infinite in depth; and in the purple distance the
white-capped peaks of San Bernardino and Grayback rear their lofty
heads.




                                                                     TWO

                                                     _April 27th, 1908._




                                  TWO


                                                     _April 27th, 1908._

Eureka, I’ve found it—the Great Idea—the craziest scheme that ever
popped into a woman’s head!

We’re going home—back to California on a tandem bicycle. We’ll carry a
cooking and sleeping outfit with us, stop wherever the night finds us,
work when we can get it, and somehow, with God’s help, we’ll win
through.

And it has come about in the strangest way. Dan got a chance to help a
man he knows clean out an old barn which is to be converted into a
garage, and in the loft along with the accumulation of years, they ran
across a tandem bicycle which is in excellent condition. The owner gave
it to Dan’s friend who thought he could sell it for something, even
though cycling is out of date.

When Dan told me of the occurrence an intense longing for the open road
leading into the west surged over me, but I could see no way of securing
the wheel since our funds totalled less than five dollars.

Then I said to myself, “There is a way. You must find it,” and
resolutely set my subconscious mind to the task.

A day passed and another. Then over the threshold of consciousness came
the recollection of my one cherished possession—a beautiful opera cloak.

On that fateful morning in April, 1906, after the rush to escape from
the tottering building, I found myself on the streets of San Francisco
in somewhat scanty attire, but folded warmly in my new biscuit-coloured
evening wrap. Many thanks I offered up for its protection in the chilly
days and nights that followed. Then, when conditions had returned
somewhat to normal, a good cleaning and remodelling restored almost its
pristine glory, and again it gave good service on the honeymoon. While
the panic was sweeping away all our possessions, I laid it aside,
resolved that it at least should be retained throughout the storm.

But a sterner necessity compelled, so taking it from the drawer, I
wended my way to Oak Street and there held a colloquy with our friend’s
wife. The cloak caught her fancy at once, the bargain was struck, and I
trundled home my prize in triumph, to lean it carefully near the door of
our crowded quarters.

Here at dusk, Dan, entering hurriedly, collided violently with an
outstanding pedal. He hopped agilely about on one foot, clasping his
left shin in an affectionate embrace.

“What in hades is that thing I just fell over?” he demanded hotly.

“That? Why, that’s our through ticket to California.”

As I turned up the ineffective gas jet he recognised the graceful lines
of the machine.

“Well, I’ll be darned!” he ejaculated. “So you got the blooming thing
from Dave, did you? How’d you manage it? And what do you mean, anyway,
by a ticket to California? You can’t be aiming to ride that
contraption.”

“Don’t you dare to call my beautiful green tandem a contraption. You’ll
be glad enough to take your seat on a bicycle built for two as soon as
I’ve explained my perfectly scrumptious scheme to you. We’ll fix up a
light cooking outfit, tie our blankets on behind, and away we’ll glide
out into the west. We’ll work along the way and have lots of interesting
experiences; I’ll get rid of this tiresome cough, and after awhile we’ll
get home—home, do you hear? Back to California.”

“Ride that thing to California! Why think of the country between here
and the coast; look at the desert, look at the Rocky Mountains, to say
nothing of the little old Coast Range. What do you think I am, anyhow, a
cross between a camel and a mountain goat?”

“I’ll be sure you’re all goat if you butt into my cherished plan in that
rude fashion,” I responded gaily. “Never mind. Wait till your shin feels
better and you’ve had something to eat and we’ll talk it over.”

I drew the table closer to our tiny stove and set out the meal while Dan
prepared for supper.

“You remember my telling you about that poor little couple that I used
to see at the Public Library,” I began when we were comfortably settled,
“the ones that used to come in about two or three o’clock and go off in
a corner somewhere to eat a bit of lunch when the librarian wasn’t
looking? She’s been going down very fast for the last few weeks, hasn’t
been able to look for work at all, but waited in the library till he
came in, half crazy from the continued failure to find anything, and
then she’d try to comfort him while they shared the part of a loaf of
bread that she’d have hidden beneath her old cape.

“When I was warming up in the library this morning she was coughing
terribly and I talked her into trying the charity hospitals again. It
seemed as if they must take her. You know she went a while back, but
couldn’t get in; she was an ambulatory case. He came in about noon, all
used up and they didn’t have even a crust of bread.

“We started out and just on the edge of the sidewalk she had a
hemorrhage and before we could get the ambulance she was dead. I had
taken her in my arms, her little body was light as a feather.” My voice
failed.

“I’ll never forget the look in his eyes when he realised that she was
dead.... Dan, I can’t die as she did. Before I go I want to see the open
fields, feel the soft earth beneath my feet, draw a few breaths of real
air. Since I’ve lived in this slum I’m getting so I can’t even believe
in God.”

“Ethel, you’re getting morbid. What’s all this talk about dying? You’re
simply upset over these people’s trouble.”

“No, I’m not morbid, Danny boy. I hate to tell you, but Doctor Graves
says I have consumption and must go back to California at once if I’m to
get well.”

“What utter nonsense. You’re the strongest woman I’ve ever seen. It’s
ridiculous to talk of a strapping girl like you having consumption.”

“I know it sounds ridiculous, but I’m afraid it’s true just the same.
I’ve had a good many symptoms ... but I won’t die like an animal in a
trap. I won’t die in this pest hole. I’ve a fighting chance and I’m
going to take it. We’ll ride that tandem west or die in the attempt.
When I think of the terrors of the journey, the miles and miles of
desert that I know so well, when I picture those tremendous mountains,
my heart almost fails me, but nothing, nothing can be so terrible, so
horrible to our souls as well as destructive to our bodies as these
loathsome slums.

“We’ve got to get away from here, Dan. That’s all. And I believe we can
go to California on that wheel. I’ve heard of people making the journey
on foot, and in the early days whole families went with all sorts of
conveyances. What we need is a little nerve and grit like the pioneers.”

Well into the night we argued, until Dan was finally silenced, if not
fully convinced.

Then the question of equipment confronted us. A matter of a few tools
for repairs on the journey, an extra tire and other insurance against
accidents reduced our finances almost to zero. Also the problem of bulk
and weight is a serious matter when clothing, bedding, cooking utensils
and other necessaries must be carried on one small frame.

As usual, the front seat of the bicycle is arranged for the woman, and
on the handle bars we have rigged a holder for the cooking outfit. This
consists of a heavy frying pan with the handle removed, a fair-sized
potato kettle with bail, useful for carrying water, nested inside, and
within that again a strong tin pan with close-fitting cover which may be
used as coffee pot, cocoa kettle or dish pan as occasion warrants. Dan
has a pair of long-handled pliers to remove these from the fire. Inside
the pan lie two tin plates and two tin cups for coffee; also a couple of
forks, a sharp steel knife, one large and two small spoons and a small
tin of salt. A cocoa can of sugar, one of coffee and one of cocoa fit
together very nicely and complete the collection. Directly on the rack
rest two heavy pieces of wire sharpened at the ends which are bent at
right angles to the body, forming prongs about nine inches long. When
the points of these prongs are driven into the ground so that the
lengths are parallel and about eight inches apart, a convenient little
support for frying pan and kettle is formed, under which a small fire
can be kindled to great advantage.

Then Dan contrived a case to fit within the body of the frame, which,
with careful packing, holds a small emergency case, fitted with simple
instruments, bandages, etc., a few toilet necessities and a change of
hose and underwear for each.

Behind the rear seat there is a large rack with leather straps for
bedding, which is our worst problem. Dan made a trip to a big machine
shop and returned triumphant with two large sheets of black oilcloth
which had covered electrical equipment. To each sheet I sewed a woollen
blanket, thus giving our future bed protection from damp above and
below. When an extra shirt for Dan and a waist for myself was added to
this bed roll, we found that we could just crowd in one soft old blanket
for extra covering. When I consider sleeping on the ground with a
combination oilcloth and woollen blanket below, and the two blankets
above, my teeth fairly chatter with anticipation. But even a frozen
death would be preferable to our present hopeless existence.

Inasmuch as our rent is due next Sunday, May 3rd, we have decided to
start on that date. What the future holds, God alone knows, but at least
we will live in the open, which will compensate for much.




                                                                   THREE

                                                              _May 4th_,
                                                          IN A BIG BARN.




                                 THREE


                                               _May 4th. In a big barn._

We are off!

Sunday dawned bright and clear and Dan and I were up with the first
light. The neighbourhood assembled to receive our few poor sticks of
furniture and household goods, for we deemed it best to give the things
to our poverty-stricken neighbours rather than sell them for a few
pennies to some secondhand dealer.

Our friends think us insane, as well they may, but crazy or no, we will
see this thing through.

We surely made a picture at the start. Dan’s blue eyes were alight with
eagerness, his fair hair tousled, while his sturdy body showed to good
advantage in sweater, corduroys and cap. I wore a dark shirtwaist, short
plaid skirt, blue sweater and straw sailor hat. At the last moment we
fastened a small parcel of groceries atop the bedding roll—a bit of
bacon, a loaf of bread, a pat of butter and one or two other odds and
ends. Altogether, the machine was well loaded.

Then, followed by the cheers of the crowd who were busy carrying away
the contents of our room, and accompanied by a horde of shoving,
shouting urchins, we made our way up the street. At the corner of
Division Street we paused to weigh ourselves and wheel, and found the
combination tipped the scales at just five hundred pounds.

Pushing on to a clear bit of pavement, we mounted and were off toward
the west side. Both Dan and I had ridden bicycles at earlier periods in
our career, and had spent a little time in Lincoln Park practising on
the tandem, but we were far from being expert riders. The double
steering gear which should enable the man to help the woman steady the
front wheel was broken, so, loaded as we were, I found the task of
steering a difficult one.

As we wobbled our serpentine way through the streets, fortunately nearly
empty at that early hour, it seemed to me that this was the strangest
nightmare that ever vexed the soul of woman. There was a weird beauty in
the morning light, the breath of freedom in the gentle breeze. The
spirit of adventure rode with us. I had a feeling of detachment from
earthly things while realising to the full the perils and difficulties
of the venture.

An ash can in the street caught my eye. With incredible accuracy I
headed for it.

“Hi!” cried Dan, “look where you’re going.”

“Good gracious,” I answered desperately, “that’s just what I’m trying
not to do.”

Bang! Quite a spill, but no harm done luckily.

When we reached Humboldt Park, we decided to take a short rest. Propping
our machine against the curb, we sat on a bench beneath a tree. While
aimlessly poking the litter at its base with my toe, I saw something
glitter.

“Look, Dan!” I exulted. “See what I’ve found. Talk of manna in the
wilderness.” I held up a silver dollar, a half and two dimes. “I feel
sure it is an omen.”

“Yes, an omen of fresh eggs for breakfast to-morrow morning,” replied
Dan prosaically.

Once again we were off. The day wore on. Streets gave way to dusty roads
full of ruts, into which the wheel appeared possessed to stagger. Dust
rose; sweat poured; our throats ached with unquenchable thirst. My arms
seemed wrenched from their sockets. Human endurance reached its limit as
the sun set.

Wearily we searched for a camping place. Finally, in a grassy hollow,
screened from the road by trees, we unpacked our equipment. While Dan
took the potato kettle to a near-by house for water, I set up our wire
rack and kindled a tiny fire beneath.

After a meal which we were almost too tired to eat, we spread our scanty
bedding on the ground and composed ourselves for slumber. An owl settled
on a branch near our heads and surveyed us with amazement. Back and
forth he flew, studying the strange intruders from every angle. Then
with a “hoot” of protest and derision, he winged away to attend to the
business of the evening.

“Ugh, this ground is hard,” grunted Dan.

“And none too warm,” thought I, but neither cold nor discomfort could
prevail for long against our utter exhaustion.


I sat up with a start. A grey day was breaking; the trees rustled in a
wind that moaned and muttered with chilly breath. Big drops of rain beat
on my face.

“Quick, Dan, get up!” I cried to the snoring partner of my dreams. “It’s
going to pour down rain in a few minutes.”

We scurried around, collecting and packing our scattered belongings,
then decided to make a dash for a big barn which stood not far down the
road at the foot of a hill, for the rain was beginning to fall heavily.
Reaching the highway, we sprang to saddle and sped down the hill. With a
sickening lurch the front wheel struck a slippery patch of mud at the
bottom, the hind wheel skidding sideways. The heel of my right shoe
caught in the pedal shaft and in a trice was torn from my foot and sent
spinning ten feet away. Dan went sprawling on the wet earth, while I
hopped awkwardly along, bruising my shins, but clinging desperately to
the handle bars with both hands.

Dan picked himself up and came to my assistance.

“Pick up my heel, please,” said I, standing like a stork on one foot.
Dan stared at me dazedly. “Pick up my heel,” I cried impatiently. He
reached for my foot. “Do you think I’m a horse waiting to be shod? Don’t
you see the heel of my shoe lying over there in the mud?”

With that he retrieved the loosened heel and we hurried through the
steady downpour to the barn. The owner came out and, having listened to
our tale of woe, gave us some shingle nails to repair the torn shoe and
bade us build a fire beneath a shed to prepare breakfast. Dan fulfilled
the augury of the previous day by the purchase of some fresh eggs, and
soon we were feasting on bacon and eggs and pints of steaming coffee.

Good? Why nectar and ambrosia were stale beside it.

After the meal, we repaired to the barn loft and, easing our weary bones
into the prickly depths of hay, awaited the end of the storm.




                                                                    FOUR

                                                        _May 6th, 1908._




                                  FOUR


                                                        _May 6th, 1908._

Dan found work! Only a day and a half, but a few hours were better than
nothing, and gave us hope.

The sun was setting as a wagon rattled up the road with Dan dangling his
feet over the endgate.

“Come on, Ethel,” he cried, “our friend here has offered us a place in
his barn and plenty of dry corn cobs for the fire.”

I sprang up and we loaded the wheel into the wagon. Soon the driver
entered a lane which ended in a large barnyard, and as Dan began to help
with the team, I unloaded the cooking outfit.

The farmer was pulling some grain sacks from a large tub in the wagon
bed.

“Here’s plenty of fish,” he said. “Just pitch in and help yourselves.”

Our eyes bulged in astonishment at sight of the silvery heaps that
filled the tub.

“Where on earth did you get so many?” gasped Dan.

“South o’ the road where the river has overflowed its banks. The boys
are heaving them out with pitchforks and spears and even bare handed.
Take all you want. I’ve three times as many as Sarah Jane and I can
eat.”

Nothing loath, I lifted out sufficient for our needs, and as Dan set to
cleaning the fish, I collected corn cobs and kindled a tiny fire beneath
the rack.

A short, roly-poly woman bustled out of the back door of the small but
comfortable farmhouse and approached us.

“Dear me, dear me, a lady tramp!” she exclaimed. “Bless us, if they
haven’t gone to running in pairs like animals entering the ark.”

Catching sight of the tandem still loaded with part of our equipment,
she paused in amazement, pushing back her red calico sunbonnet and
revealing wonderful masses of snow-white curls.

“But you’re not a tramp after all, are you? Tramps don’t ride bicycles.
What a disappointment! I’ve always wanted to meet a lady tramp. But what
are you up to anyway? Must be something interesting. You look
interesting.”

I assured her that we were, indeed, up to something interesting, just
how interesting we would probably fully realise later on.

“So you’re really going back to that strange California where it is
always summer? What awful monotony. Come fall, I’m always glad, for I
feel that summer has been here plenty long enough.”

She seated herself on the wagon tongue.

The barnyard world was settling for the night with much cackling,
grunting, lowing and stamping. Under a near-by shed a flock of fowls was
clucking and fussing as they sought the highest perches.

“Look at those chickens, now. Aren’t they just like humans?” demanded
our visitor. “I sit out here and watch them by the hour.”

“Caw, caw-rr,” croaked a haughty grenadier of a hen, taking a sharp peck
at a handsome young pullet who had endeavoured to perch on the topmost
roost.

“Hear what she says? I’ll tell you,” the little woman interpreted
eagerly.

“‘Get right away from here, you impudent, upstart dominick. Go back with
the lower clawsses where you belong and don’t try to crowd in here with
your betters.’

“Do you know, we got a woman living on the other side of town who’s the
perfect spit and image of that old hen. There, hear her talking?

“‘These nobodies try to push in everywhere.’

“Now the old rooster is a cuttering.... ‘She seems rather a nice little
thing, but of course, as you say, she’ll never be able to attain to any
position in life, but really for one of her social standing, she’s quite
chick.’

“Now the old hen’s talking again. ‘Fowls of quality can’t be too careful
nowadays. These plebeian climbers are everywhere.’”

The haughty Plymouth Rock settled herself and preened her feathers with
the conscious air of duty well performed, while the little woman laughed
gaily.

“Now she feels that she has maintained all the traditions of her class.
Oh, yes, they have classes in the chicken yard just as in the American
nation. I was thinking of getting a good likeness of that hen and
sending it to the _Chicago American_ so’s they could print her picture
on the society page.

“You know, I find lots of interesting characters out here. There’s a hog
over yonder. He’s stuffed so full he can’t swallow another mouthful, yet
he keeps wallowing over the food so the shoats can’t get any, and they
stand back and first one tries to get a bite and then another, when if
they’d all rush him at once they’d get aplenty. When he grunts like that
he’s telling them to be contented and industrious little pigs and that
if they just start rooting early every morning, after a while they’ll be
eminent and respected like he is and able to wallow in the feed trough.

“And Father’s got the big kettle all ready, and Saturday he’s going to
butcher him.”

“Hi, Serjane, I’ve got the fish ready for the pan and there you set on
the wagon tongue aletting the fire go out.” It was the querulous voice
of the old man.

Sarah Jane hurried into the kitchen as Dan placed a fine mess of fish
over the coals. We had just gotten well started to eating when the back
door flew open with a bang and the little woman scudded toward us.

“Oh, I’m too late,” she cried breathlessly. “You’re already eating. Now
why didn’t I ask you to eat with us before? Why? Why? Why?”

Each word was a tiny explosion.

“Just because I didn’t think! Didn’t think! That’s what ails the world.
We don’t think, won’t think and can’t think. Now, which do you consider
is the worst?”

“The _won’t thinks_ are the worst to my mind,” I assured her gravely,
“because the _don’t thinks_ get waked up now and then, and after a while
the _can’t thinks_ will grow some more brains, so that there is a chance
of them getting started right, but as for the fellow who just naturally
refuses to think at all, there is not much hope for him.”

“Dear me, dear me. I would just love to talk to you. You must come into
the sitting room as soon as you are done eating and spend the evening
with me. I’ll hurry and wash the dishes.”

She spun around and scurried into the house. We hastily finished our
meal and prepared sleeping quarters in the hay mow.

Then, as darkness fell, the old man ushered us into the neat living
room. The soft rays from a large lamp glimmered on the walnut furniture
and illumined the family groups upon the walls. Braided rugs, round and
oval, were scattered about the floor and a cheerful blaze in an
open-front stove radiated a pleasant welcome in the chill of evening. In
a few moments our hostess was extracting all the details of our journey
with the neatness and skill of long experience.

After a while Dan rose with a sigh of weariness. “Come, Ethel, we’d
better hit the hay. I’ve got to work to-morrow, you know.”

“Hay—hit the hay! No such a thing. Go right into the spare room and make
yourselves uncomfortable.” Sarah Jane rushed to open the bedroom door.

I explained our plans for roughing it and said we should rest very
comfortably in the hay mow.

“Dear me, dear me, you should always put off till to-morrow what you can
get out of doing to-day. You can do aplenty of roughing it when you get
to Wyoming. Go on to bed now and enjoy a good spring mattress while you
have the chance.”

Daylight came all too soon, with Sarah Jane summoning us to a breakfast
of cornmeal mush and cream, fried perch, buckwheat cakes with maple
syrup and cups of amber coffee.

“Let me know if you find anything that I can do to help along. I’d like
to be of more use in the world than I can be hibernating here,” she
called after us as we pedalled down the lane.

I can still see her merry smile as she leaned over the gate, vigorously
waving her sunbonnet in farewell.




                                                                    FIVE

                                                         _May 7th_,
                                                    AT CRAB-APPLE HEDGE.




                                  FIVE


                                         _May 7th. At Crab-Apple Hedge._

We are in a new world. All day long we press forward, sometimes riding
and again on foot, for the roads are rough and often muddy; and on every
hand the beauties of an Illinois spring unfold before our enraptured
gaze.

With the western spring I am familiar. In March and April acres on acres
of greasewood blossoms and wild lilacs were all swaying in the ocean
breeze that sweeps the wide reaches of our Southern California valleys
each afternoon. A wild spirit of freedom, an almost Pagan joyousness and
gaiety is manifest, which speaks of primitive things and appeals to the
elemental essence of the soul. But here Nature approaches in more tender
intimacy. Little love flowers snuggle on her breast. The whole earth
palpitates with a sweet warmth and promise of beauties to follow.

On our right stretches a crab-apple hedge in full bloom, a veritable
glory of beauty and fragrance, which crowns a ridge whence rolling acres
fall gradually away, revealing, here and there, farmhouses surrounded by
kitchen gardens and groups of fruit trees, billowy plumes of soft
colour, some outlined by the tender green of spring. The smoke of
noontime fires lazily ascends from the chimneys, the cackle of hens and
other barnyard sounds come faintly on the breeze. My heart aches with
the homing impulse. My mind turns to the experiences of the past few
days.

Wednesday the air was clear and balmy, and as night approached we
stopped beneath a bridge where thick trees screened our camp from view.
The wires were driven in the ground, the modest campfire lighted, and
soon the delicious aroma of boiling cocoa and grilled steak whetted
appetites already ravenous.

Our hunger appeased, we were settling for the night, when I was seized
with foreboding of a coming storm. Dan laughed and called it a crazy
notion and beyond all reason. But the feeling increased in intensity
until I insisted on seeking the shelter of some building. Dan acquiesced
reluctantly, but by the time we had repacked and loaded the wheel, night
had fallen.

At the nearest farm we asked permission to sleep in the barn, but were
abruptly denied. At the next house the inmates refused to answer our
knock.

“Well, what are you going to do now? Walk all night?” expostulated Dan.

On our left a dark mass appeared in the darkness and proved to be the
ruins of a race track grandstand. As I stumbled beneath the tiers of
seats, hoping for some promise of protection, a man leaped up almost at
my feet.

I sprang back, startled.

“Come,” said the stranger, “I know the way.”

As though in a trance I followed him, my hand guiding the wheel, while
Dan pushed behind. We immediately came on a narrow board walk at right
angles to the road. The man led on into the thick darkness, the two of
us following blindly after. On and on we travelled as though impelled by
some force outside our own volition. A huge building loomed on our
right. Silently we skirted it, the clop, clop of our feet on the boards
giving way to noiseless progress over grassy turf.

Suddenly the front wheel of the tandem struck some obstacle, and in the
deepened gloom I could faintly discern the outlines of another building,
the steps of which were before me. These I mounted, preceded by our
strange guide, who said not a word, but rapped loudly on the door.

From some remote region came a scuffling, then the bang of an inner
door, and down a long hall shuffled a tall, lean figure wrapped in a
trailing dressing gown. An oil lamp in its hand gave forth a yellow
gleam, which lighted up the old-fashioned interior and shone through the
glass panelled door. The old man, for such it was, peered through the
glass at our mysterious attendant, and then, after prolonged fumbling
with lock and bolts and chain, slowly swung open the door.

“And who might yez be?” he inquired in a rich brogue, directing a keen
Irish eye on Dan and me.

We explained our situation as briefly as possible and asked for the
shelter of some outbuilding for the night.

“Faith, and ye’re wilcome to the house. Sure and it’s large enough for
tin and but three av us to fill it.”

As he spoke there came a tapping and a little old woman with snapping
black eyes skipped like a bird to his side.

“An’ indade they shall not come inside this house the night. Murdthered
in me bed I will not be.”

“Hush, Katie,” querulously chided the ancient. “This is no time for to
be exercisin’ yer conthrary timper.”

But the little old woman braced herself in the doorway as though to defy
the world, and I hastened to state that we only wanted to sleep in the
barn.

“Well, if so ye will. Arrah, the house is open save for this old
spalpeen.” With that he shuffled off to fetch a lantern.

I turned to thank our guide, but he had disappeared.

Soon we were inside the big barn that we had passed coming in. The
wavering rays of the lantern disclosed huge, cob-webbed recesses, rows
of empty stalls, a tumble-down carriage, and near the sliding door, a
small hillock of well packed hay. Otherwise the place was empty. On this
hay we made our bed and were soon asleep.

I was awakened by the drumming of rain on the roof. Another wet morning
was upon us. I leaned over to ask Dan what he thought of my “crazy
notion” now. But he was sound asleep, so I conquered my feminine impulse
and decided to get up and scout a dry place to cook breakfast.

“Ow-wow!” My bare foot splashed into a lake of cold water which,
concealed by a layer of floating straw and chaff, covered the floor of
the old barn to a depth of eighteen inches.

My startled howl brought Dan up with a jerk. Hastily we dressed and
moved our footgear and bedding to the top of a grain bin. As we perched
forlornly on this refuge in a watery waste, the door opened and the
little old lady of the night before came in.

Perhaps we appeared less murderous by the light of day, or what is more
likely, her “conthrary timper” was less in evidence when acting on her
own initiative; at any rate, after a short chat, she cordially invited
us in to breakfast.

Then followed a most interesting day. Jim, her husband, who was
unusually well read, struck up an immediate friendship with Dan, and
while waiting for the rain to cease, Katie and I visited in the kitchen.

There were but three in the family: the old man, his wife and the
feeble-minded chore man who had brought us to their dwelling the
previous night. Outside of an acre of orchard, a chicken run and a small
garden, their great holdings of hundreds of acres were rented to
tenants, one of whom supplied them with milk and butter.

The couple had emigrated from the old country when very young; had met
and loved on the long voyage, and were married soon after their arrival.

James Grogan was a remarkable man. Keen, shrewd, ambitious, he worked
and saved and invested with all the energy and acumen that has enabled
so many of his race to rise in the world. He homesteaded the original
Illinois farm and to these hundred and sixty acres he constantly added.
His passion was to leave his children educated and rich. He himself had
learned to read and write when past the age of thirty; the struggle
upward had been a hard one; his children should be spared all this.

And eleven babies were born to them. With bitter words old Katie painted
pictures of the heartbreaking toil; the lack of ordinary conveniences;
the goading tongue of her lord and master driving her on through the
years while acre was added to acre, and the herds increased, and no barn
was large enough to hold the abundant crops. Modern farm implements were
purchased in plenty, but there was no money for the simplest household
conveniences; outbuildings were snug and well built; but the home itself
was ramshackle and poor.

It has been said that in earlier days the size of a man’s farm could
often be estimated by the number of wives’ tombstones in his lot in the
cemetery. But it was not true in this case. Katie had lived, but her
babies died.

Her love for her husband turned to a cold hate, but still the babies
came. Ten had been born and ten had died before Jim realised that Katie
needed as good care as his animals—that she was more than any
animal—that she was, in truth, the mother of those children—his
children—whom he worshipped—and lost.

So the youngest boy was born and grew—a slender, delicate, brilliant
lad—and all the facilities for education, and all the riches of cattle
and horses and broad acres were his to command.

He was educated for the Bar. And while he was in college and while he
studied law, his father and he built up a wonderful library and still
more wonderful plans for the future, when James Grogan, Junior, should
be a great jurist and statesman with a reputation nation wide.

Abruptly his health failed. Lack of vitality, his inheritance from his
mother, made itself felt. He went to California and there died.

James Grogan, Senior, brought home that library and installed it in the
old ramshackle house with its addition here and lean-to there. And here,
alone, he read each volume.




                                                                     SIX

                                                     _Monday, May 11th_,
                                                         IN THE MUD.




                                  SIX


                                         _Monday, May 11th. In the Mud._

To you, and you alone, little diary, will I confess a sense of deep
discouragement. Mud! Mud! Seas of mud and oceans of rain!

We have been out eight full days and have covered but sixty-five miles.
The appetite that I have developed is truly amazing. As I sit by a
fence, waiting for Dan to investigate those streaks of ooze and slush
called roads, I’m hungry enough to eat Limburger cheese, which is saying
a good deal for me. Yet I finished a hearty breakfast but an hour or so
ago. I am ravenous, morning, noon and night, and Dan is nearly as bad.
When I compare the size of our appetites with the cost of bread and eggs
at farmhouses, the dollar and a half that Dan sweat like a stevedore to
earn, looks woefully inadequate.

Saturday afternoon we cycled through the town of Morris, stopping long
enough to purchase a few supplies. Two miles from town we passed a neat
farmhouse, and just beyond found a most beautiful meadow surrounded by
trees. The long shadows of late afternoon lay across the thick green
sward which rose in a gentle slope.

Delighted with the spot, we cooked our evening meal and lay down to
enjoy the glory of the moon, which, floating above the trees, bathed the
earth with its soft radiance. The peaceful chorus of night insects and
the gentle whisper of the wind in the tree tops soon lulled us to sleep.

I dreamed that we were riding over a long bridge that suddenly gave way
with a deafening crash, precipitating us into the rushing stream below.
I wakened with a start. Alas, it was more than a dream. The night was
like ink. Lightning crackled, thunder crashed and rolled, rain descended
in torrents and a fine young rivulet was bounding down the hillside and
pouring directly over our bed.

Bewildered, we stumbled around in the darkness, collecting such clothing
as came to hand.

“Come on,” cried Dan, “let’s make for the big barn up the road.”

Guided by the flashes of lightning, we hastened across the field and
approached the barn from above. A momentary gleam disclosed a black
opening before me. I made a dive for the shelter within. Followed a
sickening sense of falling, and I spreadeagled onto some yielding, hairy
object which heaved and scrambled madly with much blowing and bellowing.
Thus I was made aware that my unseemly arrival had disturbed the gentle
slumbers of a cow. At least I sincerely hoped that the creature belonged
to the gentler sex as I backed out of the stall with more haste than
elegance.

Dan, meanwhile, had located the hayloft and, guided by his voice, I
groped my way to him, and notwithstanding the stimulating companionship
of barley-beards and thistles, contrived to snatch a few hours’ sleep.

The rain ceased about daybreak, and we returned to the scene of the
evening before to collect our scattered utensils and spread the soaked
bedding in the brilliant sunshine. Most of our recent purchases were
ruined, the bread especially being reduced to a soggy mass, so Dan
sought the farmhouse to renew our supply. He returned rather indignant
with less than a half loaf of bread, for which he had paid ten cents. It
then developed that the bacon had disappeared and our dozen eggs were
badly scrambled, so Dan reluctantly went back to buy eggs and bacon if
possible.

In a few minutes he was back empty-handed, angry right through. The
farmer had demanded twenty-five cents for a half dozen eggs, which had
cost us twenty cents a dozen in Morris the day before, and when Dan
declined to buy had grown insulting.

We made coffee and were drinking it when a roughly dressed man
approached.

“Say, folks,” he began, “you better clear out of here. The boss up there
is hitchin’ up a team to go to Morris after the constable. I hearn him
vow to have you run in for trespassin’ on his land.”

We looked at one another in alarm. Hastily swallowing the last crumbs of
bread, we rolled up our wet blankets and made ready for the road, the
stranger doing all he could to help. Once on the highway we found riding
out of the question because of the mud, and what to do we didn’t know,
especially as our friend said that the constable would be glad enough to
arrest us for the fee.

“But if your wife don’t mind,” he concluded, “you might come down to the
river with me. We’re choppin’ wood down there and the bunch’ll hide you
till the constable gets tired nosin’ around and goes back to town.”

No sooner said than done. The men took the wheel, and away we went
through the underbrush to the woodchopper’s shack. There were four men
there, washing clothes, shaving and attending to the usual Sunday
chores. Our adherent explained the situation and they all hustled around
to make us comfortable. One built up the fire to dry our things, another
hid the wheel, one went out to the road to keep watch, while the fourth
arranged a place of concealment for us in the rear of the room. Hardly
were the preparations complete, when the watcher reported the coming of
the farmer and the constable.

We ducked to cover, the door was shut, and after a bit we heard our
hosts parleying with the newcomers and demonstrating their skill in the
art of graceful lying. Soon they announced that the coast was clear, but
advised us to remain in retirement for an hour or two at least, and, to
pass the time, suggested a trip on the river. One got out some fishing
tackle, another dug bait, while a third cut rods from the willows. We
all followed a winding path to the river where row boats were tied, and
stepping in, were off for a little fishing excursion.

The hours flew by on the wings of delight, while the men fished in cool,
shady coves or rowed up stream with the oars glinting in the sun. We had
a good catch, when dark shadows athwart our course and a gusty breeze
that set the water rippling proclaimed the coming of another shower.

Returning to the shanty, the men prepared the glistening spoils, and
before the savoury dish was ready for the table, the rain was pounding
on the roof.

As the day waned, I became the prey of serious misgivings, but about an
hour before sundown the rain slackened and four of the men declared
their intention of going to town to see a show, adding that they did not
expect to return till morning. Our first acquaintance cooked a hearty
meal, then rigged a blanket curtain across one end of the room, and
warmed and dried and fed, we retired to rest, giving thanks for the
spirit of true brotherhood which often manifests itself in unlikely
places.

Next morning our benefactor packed a substantial lunch and started us on
our journey. But so far we have made poor progress.

Dan has just come up with the news that our one chance to proceed lies
in following the railroad track, so I must up and away.


Well, we are making a little better time along the track than in the
slush of the road, though this method of travel is far from ideal. We
push the wheel between the rails, and the poor thing goes bump, bump,
bump over the ties, while the cooking outfit jingles and clinks and the
whole load threatens to fall off. When nerves can stand the strain no
longer, we try the path at the side of the track. This we essayed to
ride, but a shelving ledge where the path almost disappeared nearly sent
us down the embankment, so we trundle the wheel and walk. The pedal
barks my shins and I feel like saying something wicked. I hear Dan
muttering under his breath and fully second what he is thinking. Just
when I can no longer endure the pangs of starvation, he declares that it
is time to stop for lunch. Sweet sound!

Luncheon over, I throw myself face down on the gravelled siding. When I
consider the lack of money, the scarcity of work, the wretched roads and
never-ending storms, my beloved California seems very far away.




                                                                   SEVEN

                                                   _Thursday, May 14th._




                                 SEVEN


                                                   _Thursday, May 14th._

Before the open door of a “side-door Pullman” I sit at ease on our
bedding roll with my diary on my knees, watching the Iowa prairie billow
past. What a relief to view the stretches of gluey, sloppy road, serene
in the knowledge that for the present at least we are free from its
sticky toils.

We lunched last Monday beside the Stockdale siding and while packing our
belongings preparatory to another tussle with the bike, a freight train
pulled in. The train crew surveyed us with vast interest, and as the
engine backed slowly past, the engineer leaned far out of the cab
window.

“Whither away?” he queried.

“California or bust,” yelled Dan.

The long train jarred to a stop on the siding. A brakeman appeared and
entered into conversation.

“It must be pretty fierce to ride a wheel through that mud,” he
volunteered.

“You bet it is,” agreed Dan, “and the track isn’t much better. If I bark
any more hide off my shins, I’ll have to buy a pair of crutches.”

With a shriek and a roar a passenger train thundered through. The
freight pulled slowly off the siding. The engineer leaned out as before,
his big, good-natured mouth stretched in a broad grin, his right arm
swinging with a scooping motion.

“Get aboard! Get aboard!” he shouted.

Dan and I exchanged glances. With one accord we jumped for the wheel
which stood loaded for the start, and ran it along beside the track. Car
after car groaned past. The caboose appeared. A brakeman leaned from the
step and grasped the handle bars, the conductor lent a hand, and in a
moment our old machine was being hoisted upon the platform while Dan and
I scrambled up the steps.

Followed a detailed account of our aims and adventures, which was
listened to with keen attention. The train crew held a council of war to
determine the best means of procedure. About half way up the train was
situated an empty box car, and to this we were transferred as soon as
darkness had fallen. We spread our blankets on the floor and composed
ourselves for sleep.

But alas and alack! A new crew had come aboard, who had chosen our
resting place for a bumper and appeared to be switching all the cars on
the middle division with it. We would enter a siding with much grinding
and jarring, coming to a stop with a jolt. The train would be uncoupled
in the middle, our car would advance with increasing speed,
then—whang—we would bump the standing gondolas, the train would buckle
at each coupling with a resounding thumping, the engine would jerk us
backward, and we were off to repeat the performance.

Towards morning the door of the box car slid softly open and several men
piled in. Dan asked them what they wanted and one replied, “It’s all
right, Bo. We’re west-bound bundle stiffs same as yourself.”

Great was their amazement when the morning light revealed the presence
of a woman. About sunrise, two jumped out to “rustle some grub” while
the engine stopped for water.

The train was moving out and we had given them up, when here they came,
helter skelter, and leaped aboard the speeding car. One had some slices
of meat and bread in a newspaper, while the other carried part of a loaf
of bread. The food was unhesitatingly divided among the five of us and
was greatly appreciated.

The scant meal finished, we settled down to talk. I was amazed at the
mentality displayed by the smallest fellow, a member of the I. W. W. He
seemed conversant with all the questions of the day, and expressed in
excellent language clear cut opinions on industrial subjects that were
both novel and startling. They were all workers, but jobs were scarce
where they came from, so they were going west in the hope of bettering
their condition. The fact that thousands were at that moment travelling
in the opposite direction, impelled by self-same conditions, failed to
deter them.

One was a big, husky chap with rugged, honest features and the true
brown eyes of a Collie. His story interested me greatly.

Born among collieries, he was driven to work as a breaker boy at a very
early age by the wretched poverty of his parents. After several years of
deadening toil at a time when he should have been in school, he drifted
away to join the great army of migratory workers. He worked on a
threshing machine while the harvest was in progress, and at its close
what little money he had been able to save was consumed while searching
for another job. Perhaps he got work with pick and shovel in some
construction gang, but the contractor’s system of low wages, high board
bills, charges for physician’s care—which most do not receive—and the
like, kept him destitute. He called at an employment office, where he
paid two dollars for a job, was worked just long enough to pay for
transportation, board and monthly fees, then discharged without wages,
his employer and the agent dividing up the original fee. From coast to
coast he wandered, sweating in the dust and heat of summer through long
hours of racking labor, in order to escape starvation in the idle months
of winter.

His eyes grew dark and wistful as he shyly confessed his one love
affair. He had secured employment in a little lumber mill and made such
a good impression on the boss, who was also the owner, that he was taken
to board in his own home. Here the poor fellow got his first idea of
what home life might mean. He fell in love with the daughter of the
house, who seemed to reciprocate, but before they could enter into any
formal engagement the lumber trust put the mill out of business, ruining
the owner, who was forced to leave that part of the country.

Try as he would, the young man could secure no steady employment and
marriage without such foundation was out of the question.

“I saw enough of getting married on nothing when I was a boy,” he
concluded. “Wages are set for single men, I reckon. And after a bit a
fellow can’t earn a living for his family, so the wife and kiddies have
to rustle out and work. Easy enough for them to get a job,” he added
bitterly. “Many a time I’ve seen kids doing work that I’d been glad to
get. But they can beat a man all out at working cheap. They got to work
cheap or starve. I may be a good-for-nothing bundle stiff, but I’ve
never got so low as to live off the work of little children.”

“Our good business men are not so finicky,” broke in the I. W. W. “A big
profit looks good to them. If it comes from the coined sweat and blood
of women and children, so much the better. Yes, women are cheaper than
men, and kids are cheaper than women. After a bit they’ll get machines
that are cheaper than kids, and then the brats can rot in the slums for
all they care.”

“Why not let the people in general own the machines and run them for use
instead of for profit? Then the men could do the work, the women could
stay at home and the children go to school.” Thus spoke the quiet member
of the trio.

“Shut up, you crazy socialist!” exclaimed the I. W. W. “You fellows
won’t do anything but vote. You leave it to us. We’re the boys who’ll
fix the machines, all right, all right. Yes, and the plutes, too.”

I remembered the many I. W. W. signs and notices that were posted along
the way; the groups of men beneath the water tanks who listened eagerly
to the harangues of such as he. Some even had told me that they had
given up liquor because it blunted their faculties at a time when brains
were needed in the workers’ fight against the capitalists. I seemed to
hear a muttering as of a gathering storm; perhaps in the days preceding
the French Revolution a similar murmuring rose.

There are so many like my dark-eyed acquaintance. He lost touch with his
sweetheart, lost hope, lost ambition and now drifts aimlessly about the
country in search of a bare subsistence.

It is he and the millions of his class who quarry the stone and hew the
timber for our cities; they build the roadbed and lay the tracks for
swiftly turning Pullman wheels; they mine the coal that warms our
dwellings; they harvest the wheat that nourishes our bodies; without
their labour industry would cease.

Yet life to them holds out no hope, no promise; their meagre earnings
forbid the thought of marriage; their only home is some saloon; their
final rest the potter’s field.


About ten o’clock a trainman poked his head inside the door.

“Hey, clear out, you fellows. This is no place for you when we enter the
yard. Better beat it.”

The hoboes bade us adieu and sprang from the car. The brakeman leaped in
beside us.

“We finish our run at the next stop,” he said. “The engineer will slow
down at the outskirts of town and you jump off and hike out. You’ll find
the main road over to the north.”

We thanked him warmly for his kindness and made ready to follow his
advice. Soon the train slowed to a mere crawl. Dan leaped down and ran
alongside, I swung out the wheel, which he seized, and in an instant I
was standing beside him.

Waving farewell to the train crew, who had all turned out to see us off,
we struck out for the main road. The straggling outskirts of a
good-sized town lay before us.

“Tell you what,” I remarked after we had traversed some distance.
“Suppose we stop in the residence section and look for work. I’ll offer
to do washing or cleaning by the day, and you can cut the lawn, wash the
automobile or something.”

Dan replied with a snort of righteous indignation. “Ever since you were
bit by the crazy bug and started out to be a lady hobo you have lost all
your natural pride, Ethel. It was bad enough for me, a high-class
electrical engineer with a paid-up union card in my pocket, to stoop to
the job of a common labourer as I did last week for your sake. Now I’ll
be damned if I become a dirty roustabout and have some old hen ordering
me around while I sweep off the front porch.”

“Oh, all right,” I answered cheerily. “But the interesting hour of high
noon approacheth. Will you please be so kind as to furnish me with exact
information regarding your financial standing? I am pained to confess
myself the victim of a too familiar craving which calls aloud for
attention.”

Dan thrust his hand into his pocket and withdrew a solitary ten cent
piece, nor did a prolonged search of numerous pockets yield further
riches.

“’Tis sad,” I sighed, “but a still voice tells me that that bit of
silver will prove strangely inadequate to the demands of nature.
However, no doubt you can dine off your natural pride, served up on your
paid-up union card, while I eat a dime’s worth of doughnuts or
something.”

We approached a rather pretentious place as I spoke. A large brass sign
announced “J. Stanchley Loane, M.D., Physician and Surgeon.” I paused to
study the white house with the red-roofed garage in the rear.

“This looks like a good place to make a start. Think I’ll just go in and
call on my fellow practitioner and see what happens.”

Dan stepped in front of me. “Now see here, Ethel!” he began angrily.
“Don’t go to pulling off foolish stunts. You are my wife and I
absolutely forbid you to go about like an Irish washerwoman and——”

“Now see here, Dan!” I mimicked, breaking in upon his authoritative
harangue, “I am your wife, ’tis true, but sad to say, the fact does not
prevent me from growing hungry. ’Tis also true that I am only a graduate
physician with a high-class appetite. I have no paid-up union card to
stand between me and possible employment with its promise of a square
meal. Moreover, I have never felt myself to be so wonderfully superior
to the Irish washerwomen who earn an honest living by honest labour. At
any rate, I shall not attempt to hold myself above them unless I can
prove by my conduct that I have that right. Just now I fail to see how
either you or I can do better than by marching up to that back door and
asking for work like the genuine bundle stiffs that we are. Of course if
you desire to remain here on the curb, upholding your dignity while I
ask for employment, you are entirely at liberty to do so. As for me, I’m
going in right now.”

As I turned up the concrete driveway Dan leaned the wheel against the
fence and followed. I rapped at the door of the screen porch. The inner
door was opened and a heavy-set man with bristling, reddish hair stepped
out.

“Good morning, Doctor Loane,” I began. “My husband and I are cycling to
California, and being short of funds are looking for employment. My
husband is an excellent mechanic and will be glad to go over your car
for you. I can cook, wash, scrub or do any kind of housework.”

The doctor looked us up and down with an insolent stare.

“So you can cook, can you? Suppose you come in and show what you can do.
I’m alone in the house to-day. We have a devilish time with servants.
Our last maid—a pretty little fool—got on her high horse and quit us
yesterday, and the old harridan of a cook followed suit. My wife’s gone
to town to get another bunch.”

“Sit down on the porch, you,” he ordered Dan, “and you step in here.
There is the pantry and the ice chest. Throw together some sort of lunch
and call me when it’s ready.” He waved his hand with a lordly air and
disappeared into the front of the house.

A short inspection enabled me to determine on a suitable menu, and soon
a very fair lunch was spread on the dining table.

“Humph! You are quite a clever piece of goods,” the doctor volunteered,
as I summoned him to the meal. “Go and feed your man now, and later
we’ll find something more for you to do.”

The meal concluded, Dr. Loane took Dan to the garage, while I whisked
the dishes away and tidied the kitchen. The doctor entered as I finished
my task.

“There is some work to be attended to in my private office, and you are
just the one to do it for me,” he grinned ingratiatingly.

I felt my face growing hot as I realised what he meant.

“What work do you want me to do?” I asked, rising to my feet.

He advanced with outstretched arms, a bestial demon looking out of his
red-brown eyes. I backed behind the table, fury and dread causing my
heart to beat tumultuously.

Just then a short ring came at the side entrance. Dr. Loane drew back
with a muttered curse. We stood motionless for a moment. The bell rang
again, insistently.

“You, you keep quiet now. Remember what you are,” he hissed, and strode
to the door.

I lost no time in dashing to the garage, where I found Dan tinkering
with the car.

“Come, Dan, quick! Let’s get out of here,” I cried.

“What’s up, Ethel?” He came out wiping his hands on a piece of waste.

“Never mind an explanation. I’ll tell you later.” I spoke imperiously.
“Get the wheel now and don’t stop to talk.”

We started in the direction of the business section of the city.

“I think we had better take the wheel over by the railroad yard, Dan,
and see if you can’t arrange for us to take a freight out of here. I’m a
trifle nervous about that old beast of a doctor. He impressed me as the
kind of man to make us trouble if possible, have us arrested or
something.”

At the station I waited for Dan to see what arrangements he could make.
In a few moments he returned to the waiting-room door with a troubled
countenance.

“A freight is going to pull out in about an hour, but I haven’t been
able to make any impression on the crew. You know, the rules are pretty
strict against carrying passengers on freight trains and the boys are
afraid of their jobs. I think we’d better give up the idea and ride out
on the bike. I cached it down at the end of the yard.”

“I think I’d better talk to the trainmen, Dan,” I replied seriously.
“I’d like to get away as soon as possible. I am afraid the doctor may
make trouble for us.”

We walked up the track to where a freight engine was puffing back and
forth placing cars in a long train, like a fussy old woman stringing
beads. A lean-jawed man in blue denim with a conductor’s cap pulled over
his eyes turned at our approach.

“Good evening, Conductor,” I began, looking him full in the face. “We
have no money and we must get out of this town immediately. I should
like to put our bicycle, which is down at the end of the yard, in some
empty car that you are going to take out to-night, and get a lift for
fifteen or twenty miles.”

His keen grey eyes bored into mine. “What’s the trouble that you got to
get out of town? Been holding up somebody?” he queried gruffly.

“My husband and I rode into town this morning and started to hunt work
as usual. We stopped at a doctor’s house over on the north side, Doctor
Stanchley Loane’s, and he gave us work for the day. His wife was out, my
husband was cleaning the auto in the garage, and while I was at work in
his private office, he attacked me. I gave him the slip and got away.
Now, if we ride the wheel out of town, I’m afraid he’ll make trouble for
us. He expects us to go that way.”

“The old son-of-a——” the conductor stopped abruptly. “He’s a bad egg all
right. We all know that, but I scarcely thought he’d dare go so far. Of
course, your being a sort of hobo——” He stopped again. “Reckon he didn’t
take a very close look at those shoulders of yours, or he wouldn’t have
tried to get fresh. Well, we’ll see what can be done. Where did you say
your wheel is?”

Dan described its location.

“All right. You go there and be ready. We’ll shunt an empty down that
way and when the coast seems clear, you pile aboard and lie low. It’s a
risky business, but it’s all in a lifetime.” He turned away and began
signalling the engineer.

Dan and I scuttled down the track. When we had the wheel in hand, ready
for loading, he turned to me.

“Did that old devil actually try to lay hands on you? Why didn’t you
tell me when you came out to the garage? I’d like to go back and crack
his nut for him.”

“I’m glad enough to get out of the nasty scrape without any
skull-cracking. You must remember that we are looked upon as hoboes, and
hoboes have no rights. I do wish the men would hurry with that car.”

As though in answer to my thought, a box car rolled gently down the
track and came to a stop not ten feet from where we waited.

“Good shot,” said Dan as we slid back the side door, which was ajar.

A long look around and I scrambled in, while Dan hoisted up the wheel
and quickly followed. The bottom of the car was packed solid with
radiators, which were piled almost to the top in the rear end, each tier
held in place by heavy braces. We stacked the tandem in a convenient
corner and crouched in silence on the crates.

Soon there came a clinking rumble, there was a slight jar, and our car
moved up the line to take its place in the outgoing train.

An hour or more passed while the train roared on. Dan sat by the door,
while I, lulled by the clank of wheels and the panting breath of the
engine that was whirling us homeward, leaned against the radiator braces
in the centre of the car and lost myself in dreams.

Came a shriek of the whistle, a grinding crash, and the floor of the car
seemed to buckle under me while something dealt me a terrific blow
between the shoulders, lifting me clear into the air and flinging me
headlong against the front timbers.

Consciousness struggled back from the void of nothingness and I heard
Dan’s agonised voice in my ear.

“My God, Ethel, speak to me. Are you hurt? Oh, she doesn’t answer! She
can’t be dead! Ethel! Ethel!”

As he dragged my limp body toward the door a flaming torture seared my
lungs, my mouth filled with a hot, brackish fluid. “Wait,” I gasped,
half strangled. “Let me rest a moment. I’ll be all right in a minute.”
He must not know my plight. I turned my head away as his groping fingers
caressed my hair, thankful for the thick darkness as I freed my mouth of
blood.

“Oh, thank God! Thank God!” he was whispering softly as he tried to lift
me in his arms.

“Let me lie flat for a little while, dear. Then I’ll get up. Are you all
right?”

“Yes, I’m O.K. It wasn’t a regular wreck. We must have run into
something. The shock threw the radiators about. The air seemed full of
them, but I got off scot free. You and the tandem and the radiators were
all in a scramble. I thought I should never get you out. You’re sure you
are not hurt?”

“I feel rather shaken, but I believe there is nothing serious the
matter. I had a rap that put me out for a few minutes, that’s all.”

“What happened?” called Dan to the conductor who approached with a
lantern as I finished scrubbing the blood from my face.

“A drunken bum stalled his team on the crossing. The engine rounded the
curve and was within a hundred feet before Sam saw the wagon. The
good-for-nothing sot was off in front of the horses, else he would be in
kingdom come. How did you come out? Did it shake you up much when Sam
set the emergencies?”

“My wife had a pretty thorough pounding. The blamed radiators broke
loose and piled up in the front of the car. Guess we’d better try
another Pullman or clear out altogether. What do you want to do, Ethel?”

“Oh, let’s ride as far as we can. Even a freight train covers ground so
quickly compared to our slow old wheel.”

“All right, but we’d better hunt another carriage.”

The conductor stood hesitating. “This radiator car is billed straight
through to Frisco,” he informed us. “I picked her out for that reason.
There ain’t many cars left open like she is. Don’t know how it comes she
ain’t sealed shut. But if you have real good luck, you might be able to
skate right through to Frisco in a week or ten days. It’ll be a pretty
rough trip, but if you want to get to Cal in a hurry, it’ll beat pumping
a bike.”

“Oh, Dan, we must try it. I’d ride the bumpers or the cowcatcher to get
home in a week,” I cried, forgetting my pain in such a joyful prospect.

“It seems a trifle risky to trust those radiators again, but you’re the
doctor, so here goes.”

As Dan settled down beside me the conductor slipped a bill into his hand
and ducked away. The engineer signalled that he was ready to be off.
When the train took the next siding to permit repairs on the engine, Dan
secured a lantern and we straightened our tangled possessions and made
ourselves as comfortable as possible for the night.

I was glad when Dan slept, for I feared he would notice my restless
seeking for some posture in which I could forget my aches and pains in
sleep. But my hopes were in vain, for mind and body conspired to hold my
nerves at a tension. The events of the day, which seemed of a month’s
duration, formed a kaleidoscopic jumble in my brain.

Morning dawned at last and I lay prone on the radiator crates, while Dan
busied himself with the tandem, which had also suffered in the mêlée of
the evening before.

It was nearly dark when we pulled into the railroad yard at Des Moines.
Our car was switched off the main track, and Dan immediately got out to
purchase provisions for the western trip. Trembling at every noise, I
awaited his return, and it was not long till he was back with an armful
of bundles and a kettle of water. Another train was being made up and
soon our car was shunted into place. The engineer had given the signal
for the crew to assemble and my breath had begun to come easier, when
the door was jerked open and a man thrust in his head.

“Hey, yous! Come out of that,” he snarled. “Here, Tim, I’ve found a
couple of boes. Come on out now,” as we made no move. “If you don’t,
you’ll wish you had in about two seconds.”

Slowly Dan clambered out. I followed.

“What to hell have we here? Blamed if it ain’t a woman!” the detective
cried.

Tim, meanwhile, advanced with a lantern, and having given us a close
inspection, leaped into the car.

“What in blazes is this?” he exclaimed, catching sight of the wheel.

Dan explained shortly.

“Well, yank her out of here. This car moves in about two minutes.”

Dan sprang inside and lowered the wheel to me. Tim threw our bundles to
the ground. “Toot, toot,” whistled the engine. The train pulled out.

As the familiar car moved away, my heart seemed breaking. All my hopes
of reaching California in a few days crashed to the ground; thoughts of
the fierce railroad detectives, the waiting jail, the courtroom in the
morning, surged over me. I burst into tears.

“What ya goin’ t’ do wid ’em, Joe? Run ’em in?” queried Tim.

“Naw, don’t believe I will. Come, now,” turning to us. “Beat it out o’
here and don’t let me catch yous fooling around this yard any more. Go
on. Beat it quick.”

Glad enough to escape, we stumbled up the track through the darkness.

“Aw now, aw now,” said a hoarse voice at my elbow. “It’s pretty fierce
luck, all right. But never you mind, lady, we’ll get you out of here all
right. Just come right along to our shack and we’ll fix you up fine.”

In a few minutes we came to a tiny one-room shanty, formed from an old
car, which was fitted up with a stove, bunks, a table and chairs. My
kindly guide set out soap, clean towels and a fine, big basin of hot
water. What luxury! I plunged my grimy hands into the grateful depths
and laved my blackened, tear-stained face.

When Dan had made a refreshing toilet, we sat down to the first real
meal in two days. Our friends, the car inspectors, watched us eat with
much satisfaction while discussing the best method of getting us safely
out of Des Moines. Picking up his switchman’s lantern, one stepped out
and soon returned with the report that an empty car would go out in a
freight that left about two o’clock.

The men conducted us by a circuitous way to a cattle car, the bottom of
which was covered with a thick layer of clean straw. The detectives had
already examined and passed this car, so under the protection of the car
inspectors, it was quite safe to climb aboard. Our wheel was hoisted in
and laid flat in a corner, and after an attempt to express our
gratitude—really too deep for words—we ourselves lay down and were well
covered with straw. I fell asleep immediately.

The rays of a lantern, which was thrust within a few inches of my face,
aroused me. The train was grinding to a stop, and as I blinked stupidly
in the sudden light, I heard voices deep in argument.

“I tell you, they’re no spotters. She has an honest face.”

And another voice answered, “Well, let ’em ride to the next station and
ask ’em a few questions.”

The lantern flashed the signal, and once more we were under way.

The “brakie” settled himself in the straw. Dan produced his union card,
our marriage license and other papers to prove our identity; the wheel
was uncovered for inspection, and a few questions confirmed the brakeman
in his opinion of our honesty. At the next stop the conductor joined us
and agreed to move us into a closed car before daylight.

So to-day we rest in comfort and despite the ache of bruised and
stiffened shoulders I am happy in the thought that to-morrow’s dawn will
see us close to Council Bluffs.




                                                                   EIGHT

                                                        _June 3rd_,
                                                  SOMEWHERE IN NEBRASKA.




                                 EIGHT


                                      _June 3rd. Somewhere in Nebraska._

At last I know the joys of domestic service. The pleasures of the “hired
girl” and all the privileges and emoluments pertaining to her high
estate have been mine.

Our good friends, the train crew, who carried us out of Des Moines,
dropped us off at the first little station east of Council Bluffs early
in the morning of May 15th. We determined to cycle into town, get
breakfast and look for work. We were making good time and had entered
the suburbs when, as we spun around a corner and approached a large red
house, surrounded by a tall hedge, a series of brain-piercing shrieks
rent the air. My control of the wheel was none too steady that morning
and the shock was too much for frayed nerves and stiffened muscles. The
tandem took the bit in its teeth and in a jiffy had buried its nose in
the thick branches at the base of the hedge. I landed on my feet, and
through a break in the shrubbery saw the cause of the commotion.

In an angle of the enclosure a red hen was flapping and squawking, her
brood of downy chickens dashing hither and thither, pursued by a large
mongrel dog. Within a high wire fence, evidently the chicken yard, a
moon-faced woman stood like a marionette, her fat hands shooting into
the air with a rhythmic precision which synchronised perfectly with the
dropping of her lower jaw which opened widely with each vocal effort.

As I stared, the dog captured a tiny chick and tossed it high in air. I
dashed forward and seized the brute by the scruff of the neck and
dragged it, growling and struggling, to the break in the hedge where Dan
came to my assistance and sent the animal howling down the road.

I turned back to the frightened brood and was joined by the female
calliope. Together we gathered the cowering mites from their places of
concealment among the grass and weeds and at last saw the mother safe in
the coop, her decimated family huddled about her.

“You know chickens, oh, you know,” the lady puffed. “These are prize
birds—all, all prize stock—I paid an outrageous price for them—Tamas
said it was very shortsighted to do so—but you know chickens.”

“I couldn’t stand idly by while that hateful dog mangled the little
things,” I interrupted.

“Of course not, with prize stock like these. You know, oh, you know.”

Dan approached with the tandem, the front tire of which was sadly
flattened.

“Got a puncture when you rammed the hedge. Guess we’ll have to camp here
till I can patch the inner tube. Maybe you can buy a few eggs and cook
breakfast. I’m nearly starved.”

“Not these eggs. Not these eggs. These are all prize stock, every one a
prize winner.” The arms of the moon-faced madam made an upward sweep. I
clapped my hands over my ears instinctively. But a compassionate Fate in
the shape of a young girl intervened.

“Breakfast’s ready, Ma’am,” she sang out. “Mr. MacBride says he will be
right in.”

A tremendous struggle was mirrored in my lady’s open countenance. She
looked at the “prize chickens,” turned toward the house, shot a covert
glance at Dan, gazed anxiously at the chickens again. It was a solemn
moment. But fear and hospitality triumphed.

“Maybe you better come in. I don’t know what Tamas will say. But the dog
would have killed more—all prize stock—so shortsighted of me....”

Thus rambling on, she led the way into the house, while the maid stared
unbelievingly. It came my turn for wonderment when I caught sight of the
breakfast table. It was loaded with great bowls of oatmeal, cream,
sausage, eggs, potatoes, and a heaping plate of graham or oatmeal gems.
An odour of hot cakes spoke of more food to follow.

“You must wait till Tamas has finished. Just sit down here. I hear him
coming now.”

Our hostess turned in much agitation as a long, cadaverous individual
entered the door. He halted and fixed us with a hostile glare.

“Now, Tamas, now—this lady saved my prize doggins from a chick—oh,
dickens from a chog—oh, oh, what am I saying!”

Dan uttered a strangled snort. The mingled horror and wrath on Tamas’
face was indescribable. His unfortunate wife once more essayed an
explanation.

“He—he was going to suck the eggs. But I told him they were all—all
prize eggs. Then I thought it best to bring them in here.”

“Probably under the circumstances it was the safest thing to do, ah. So
you go about the country begging, do you?” He turned to Dan. “I am
surprised, surprised and pained. Your wife—I presume she is your
wife?—appears quite intelligent, ah.” He dragged out each word as from
the depths of ultimate wisdom.

“Well, I’ll admit that my wife does show gleams of intelligence at
times,” Dan responded gravely.

“Those thoroughbred fowls are provoking, most provoking, ah.” Mr.
MacBride turned to his palpitating wife. “You see, my dear, how very
shortsighted it was of you to bargain for them while I was in Omaha.
Such a waste and loss—no profit. I shall be compelled to foreclose on
old lady Martin’s poultry farm next week, which will give us some of the
finest fowls in this county,—and at absolutely no expense for feed and
care, no bother, no annoyance. All profit, clear profit, mark you that.”

He licked his lips physically and metaphorically as he seated himself at
the table and attacked a bowl of oatmeal and cream. His performance
reminded me of a dredger I once saw at work in the Sacramento Valley.
The spoon work was wonderful—his only rival in endless chain effect
being a Chinaman with chopsticks.

The girl removed the empty bowl and replaced it with a plate heaped with
sausage, eggs and fried potatoes, which Mr. MacBride fell upon with
undiminished zeal, his wife meanwhile plying us with questions.

“You, I take it, are presumably working people—that is, you will no
doubt accept employment if such is presented to you,” he began after a
prolonged period of uninterrupted labour. “Now, there is one grave
failing to which the working classes of America abandon themselves, ah.
They eat too much.”

With consummate skill he flipped into his thin-lipped, rapacious mouth
an enormous forkful of sausages and potatoes, which he swallowed at a
single gulp.

“I have read scientific articles, articles written by experts, which
prove with mathematical accuracy that a workingman can live comfortably
on nine cents a day, ah.”

“Tamas knows, oh, he knows,” chirped his wife delightedly.

“But the average workingman’s outlay is far, far beyond reason. This
whole nation is suffering from extravagance and overfeeding, ah.”

“But thousands of people, in the cities especially, eat scarcely enough
to sustain life,” I ventured.

“Slums, bah, slums, human dregs unworthy of an intelligent man’s
consideration. Of course, they live in poverty. Why not? It is all their
own fault,—lack of thrift, extravagance and laziness.” He paused to
drain a cup of tea.

“But there is never any real poverty in the country districts. Now this
community, for instance, is prosperous, most prosperous. I never get
less than 8 per cent. on my loans.”

“That certainly does speak well for the community and yourself,” I
conceded.

“I flatter myself that I am a good business man, an excellent example of
the pure American type, conservative, patriotic, a solid all-round
citizen. But our low, ignorant foreigners must be educated. I have
endeavoured to collect a fund among our leading merchants to secure a
teacher to inculcate an idea of thrift. Such work should really be done
by the government. Thrift, ah—the lack of thrift is the curse of this
nation. Just imagine the business gain if our extravagant working class
could be brought to live on nine cents a day.”

“But I don’t understand,” I murmured, eyeing him with interest. “If your
patrons ate less, they might save money, and then they would not borrow
money of you at 8 per cent. interest, and the prosperity of this
community would suffer.”

“Not at all, not at all.” He leaned forward with a first suggestion of
animation. “With the price of land as it is, the cost of farm
implements, the high taxes on improvements and the irregularity of
crops, it is simply impossible for a man of small capital to escape a
mortgage. Now the point is this. With the present high cost of living,
the farmer pays even a moderate interest of 8 per cent. say, with
extreme difficulty. But with proper instruction in thrift, I have no
doubt rates could be raised to 12 per cent. and still not prove
prohibitive.” He paused to butter a muffin.

“I hold land that I purchased for a song years ago. I hold it unimproved
as the advance in land values, as the small farmers come in, amply
repays me. But some of it I subdivided and sold at fat prices. Why, one
of those farms has been foreclosed on five times in the last fifteen
years. Each owner has added improvements, of course, but not what they
should have done. If I could have had a series of really ambitious men
on it, I now would own one of the finest farms in this section. But my
farmers don’t seem to understand thrift.”

He sighed heavily as the maid set out the remains of the meal for our
consumption. Dan, no doubt deeming imitation the sincerest flattery,
seemed bent on equalling his host’s remarkable performance as
trencherman. Mr. MacBride eyed each mouthful with scowling anguish,
while with each succeeding minute his wife’s agitation increased.

“Really, my good man, your appetite is excessive, positively abnormal. I
had thought of permitting you to work a few days for your board and
lodging, but that is manifestly impossible. It would never do.
Moderation, my good man, moderation should be the keynote in all
things.”

We passed from the MacBride domicile in comparative quiet.

Dan soon had the puncture repaired and the wheel ready for the road. We
mounted and presently were gliding through the streets of Council
Bluffs.

A few hours’ inquiry convinced Dan of his inability to get work at his
trade, but he heard that there was a chance of employment on a truck
farm east of town, so we rode out to locate the place.

After some argument, we were engaged, I to do the housework, Dan to work
in the fields. The farmer first offered a dollar a day between us, but
we finally secured a dollar and a half a day and board. We were
immediately put to work tying bunches of radishes, onions and other
vegetables for market.

About ten in the evening, as we went to the bare room assigned us, the
woman handed me an alarm clock set for four A. M. with orders to serve
breakfast promptly at five so the men could be at work by five-thirty.

Nightmare days followed. Always up at four in the morning, I was kept
constantly at work until after I had cooked the nine o’clock supper for
two men who made the late trip to town each evening.

The house was a large one. There were four children, the man and his
wife, an old aunt and five hired men besides Dan and myself to cook for.
The laundry had remained undone since the last girl left, and present
opportunities were not to be overlooked. Such heaps of soiled clothing I
never saw before. Then, when cooking, cleaning, washing and ironing were
done, if perchance there was half an hour to spare, I was set at the
never-ending task of tying vegetables. On Sunday the mistress of the
house wanted to know whether I could darn stockings, as I ought to be
able to do a good deal of mending on that day. To cap it all, the couple
quarrelled constantly, nagged the children and one another and railed at
the poor old aunt by the hour. When not so engaged, the woman would
snoop through our scanty belongings, ask me all manner of personal
questions and follow me about with talk of the good home she was giving
me and how few people there were who would take tramps and hoboes right
into their own comfortable houses and care for them. Poor Dan was driven
like a slave from dawn till dark and after, so at the end of a week, we
concluded to take to the road once more.

When Dan informed the man of our intentions and asked for our money,
such a storm of invective was loosed as is seldom heard. We were lazy,
good-for-nothing bums who were too shiftless to do honest work, but
wanted to live off thrifty, economical people who had some ambition in
life. The woman declared that I was an ungrateful dog—only she did not
say dog, but referred to the female of the species—that I had imposed on
her hospitality for a whole week, but she supposed that was all one
could expect for trying to do a good turn to dirty sewer rats. The man
then burst into shocking profanity, which Dan cut short by suggesting
the imminence of a stiff punch on the jaw.

As we were riding away from the “good home,” I recalled experiences
related by servant girls with whom I had come in contact in the practice
of my profession. I remembered the little maid who was on duty
habitually sixteen hours a day in the mansion of a San Francisco
millionaire. She became violently insane and was sent to the Napa State
Hospital. I thought of the great number of household workers to be found
in such institutions, and of the terrifying increase in insanity. Then
my thoughts turned to those who go astray and others who lead lives of
shame, and the large percentage that are recruited from the ranks of
servant girls. My mind dwelt on the attitude of friends who counted the
“good home” given a girl a large part of her reward for service
rendered.

A good home. What is it? Food and shelter? Yes. But it is something
more. Personal comfort, the exercise of individual taste in the choice
of one’s intimate surroundings, the joy of ownership, the privilege of
entertaining one’s friends, a sense of privacy, a certain liberty of
habits—all these, added to that greatest of all great gifts, love, and
the presence of the loved ones, make a true home.


We were approaching the Missouri River when black clouds heaped
themselves across the horizon, and soon blasts of wind and rain forced
us to seek the shelter of a rude shack on the river bank. A bent,
white-bearded man opened the door and invited us in with all the warmth
and grace of real southern hospitality. There was scant room for the
wheel beneath the tiny porch, and the two rooms were already
over-crowded.

A feeble old lady, swathed in shawls, sat in a rough box chair at the
window. A young girl with a baby but a few days old on her arm lay on
the bed, while a woman, evidently the daughter of the old couple, fussed
about her. A tall, incredibly lanky girl was kept busy placing pots and
pans to catch the drippings from the roof, which leaked in a dozen
places.

In ten minutes we were chatting as freely as lifelong friends. The old
man was a Confederate veteran, who had been wrecked financially and
physically by the Civil War. He and his invalid wife had moved by
degrees from Kentucky across Illinois and Iowa to their present
location. One child only had survived the many privations. She had
married young and been left a widow with two little girls. The eldest of
these, the pale girl in the bed, had married a youth of eighteen when
little more than a child. The baby which formed the fourth generation in
this home of poverty awakened with a feeble wail. The mother showed me
the wriggling red mite with an air of pride, but suddenly she turned her
head away and burst into tears.

“Oh, Tony, Tony,” she moaned, “how can they keep you away from your own
beautiful baby boy?”

“Her Tony’s in the jail,” the old man volunteered with slow bitterness.
“In the jail because he couldn’t see his wife and unborn baby starve. We
had bad luck last winter. I’m an old man. My right hand never has been
worth anything since the War.” He extended his withered arm, drawn and
distorted by an old wound. “I’ve done all I could, but work is scarce
for such as me.”

“Folks won’t give Grandpap a job. They call him an old Copperhead.” The
younger girl spoke for the first time.

“I fought for the South. I love her. Should my great-grandchild be
starved for that?”

“The children had typhoid fever, Tony and Sadie and Stella.” The quiet,
brown-eyed widow took up the story. “Tony took sick at the camp—he’d
only been there a few weeks—and came home the last of October ready to
die. Sadie took it next. She was carrying little Tony and it went hard
with her. Then Stella came down. I thought we would lose them all. We
had no money for anything. It was weeks and weeks before Tony got better
and then he wasn’t strong. I took in washing when the worst was over,
and Pap did all he could. Tony, he’s an orphan and Italian besides,—a
Dago they call him.” Her voice trailed off despondently.

“Tony is as good an American as ever lived,” Sadie spoke up fiercely, “a
sight better than the scrubs around here. Supposing his folks was
Italian. What difference does that make?”

“Tony got work teaming,” the old man spoke again. “We had no food in the
house, the weather was cold, Sadie was weak from the fever and crying
with hunger all the time. He got to taking things from the cars and
bringing them home. One time he brought a case of canned soup. How the
girls did go for it. It was their salvation.

“Then one night it was snowing hard. Tony came in all tuckered out—he
never was one of these husky boys—and he was sitting over the stove,
with Sadie trying to cheer him up. All of a sudden the door flew open
with a bang and in walks a couple of men—didn’t knock or nothing, just
walked in—and put the handcuffs on him and dragged him away. I’ll never
forget his black eyes, looking so big in his white face as he stared
back at Sadie who had fallen in a faint.”

“And now he’s in jail, my Tony. He never knew what it was to have a
single soul to love him till he met me. Just an orphan and a bound boy.
He was always so good to me, working hard for a home and children. And
now he can’t see his own son. Oh, Tony, Tony!” She flung herself about
in agony.

“Hush, honey, hush. Think of little Tony. You’ll poison the milk if you
take on that away.”

The frail mother quieted her grief and clasped her baby in an ecstasy of
mother-love. “I must take good care of you, mother’s little angel. Daddy
will come back to his own little baby boy some day.”

The rain had stopped, so we said good-bye to the unfortunate family and
resumed our journey.

“There is no real poverty in the country districts, is there now?” I
remarked as we pushed the wheel along the sloppy road.

“Oh, Tamas knows—he knows,” returned Dan grimly.

The old Confederate had told us of another truck farm not far distant
where we could probably find employment, so we located a convenient
clump of willows and made camp for the night.

Early next morning we applied for work at the farm and were set to the
task of weeding onions, ten hours’ work for a dollar a day and board.
Slowly the hours dragged past. The noon hour found me far too weary to
eat, so I flung myself face down under a tree, while Dan sought the cook
house with the other hands.

Once more I began work on the interminable rows. The sun beat down with
intense heat, my back seemed literally broken. As I weeded in a daze, a
peculiar illusion took possession of my mind. I saw a cosy room in San
Francisco, caught a whiff of cooling, bracing fog, fresh from the
Pacific, heard the unctuous tones of a well-groomed, fat-jowled,
long-haired gentleman who was declaiming to a group of adoring females
lengthy verses of his own composition on the “Joy of Labour.” Oh, grave
and paunchy poet, would that thou wert here to busy thy soft white hands
with gummy weeds and thistles and reap a harvest of joy and onions in my
stead!

About three o’clock something happened. I found myself lying under the
tree at the side of the field, with Dan pouring water over my face.

“What’s the matter, Dan?” I demanded, bewildered by my new and strange
sensations.

“Oh, nothing much. You pitched forward on your head about half an hour
ago and I thought you would never come to. You mark my words now. This
ends it. You don’t do any more weed pulling or washing or scrubbing on
this trip. If I can’t earn the living I’ll beg or steal.”

“It was my back, dear. I haven’t recovered from the thump I got that
night in the radiator car. As soon as that spot gets well, I’ll be able
to do any kind of work.”

“You may be able, but you won’t do it. I’ll see to that after this. You
lie here and meditate on what I’ve been telling you while I finish this
infernal day’s work. We’ll beat it into Omaha in the morning and I’ll
look for a white man’s job.” With a farewell pat he returned to the
weeding, leaving me to fall asleep in utter exhaustion.

We trundled over the long bridge across the Missouri River and passed
through Omaha early the following morning. In a grove of trees on the
western outskirts of the city, Dan pitched camp and made me as
comfortable as possible, then mounted the wheel and rode into Omaha to
search for work.

I was stretched full length on the ground, enjoying the rustle of the
wind in the tree tops and the murmur of a tiny brook, when my attention
was attracted by the sound of footsteps and a moment later a dainty
child in a blue pinafore appeared at the edge of the little hollow. I
smiled a welcome and she came closer and leaned against a near-by tree.

“Are you having a picnic all by yourself?” she asked, fingering her
apron.

“Yes, a kind of picnic. I’m all by myself because my husband has gone to
Omaha. You come over here and sit down by me and then I won’t be
lonesome any more.”

She approached and snuggled by my side. We introduced ourselves and soon
were deep in an interchange of confidences. She located various birds’
nests for me, described the latest family of kittens, discussed the
number of eggs laid by her white pullet and many other matters of
interest. Then I noticed that she seemed uneasy, examining our luggage
with searching glances. Finally, eight-year-old flesh and blood could
endure no more.

“Is the picnic in that bundle?” she asked wistfully. “When are you going
to eat it?”

“There isn’t very much in that bundle. All I have is bread and butter,
but I’ll get you some of that,” I replied, sitting up.

Her face fell, then brightened. “I know what I’ll do,” she cried,
springing to her feet and clapping her hands joyously. “I’ll run home
and ask mother to put me up some cookies—and some jam—and some
hard-boiled eggs—and maybe some animal crackers, horses, you know, and
cows and things—oh, I’ll get lots and lots of good things to eat, and
then I’ll come back and we’ll have the very nicest picnic ever you saw
in all your life.” She danced away with fairy-like grace, leaving me to
picture her mother’s expression when informed of the woman who was
holding a picnic all by herself on nothing but bread and butter.

Some fifteen minutes passed. Then I heard a gay “hoo-hoo,” and down the
hillside came my girlie, skipping up and down and hastening the
footsteps of a woman whom I knew at first glance to be her mother.

“This is Ethel, mother,” she cried as I rose to my feet. Then turning to
me, “Now you can’t be lonesome any more, ’cause mother’s come her own
self.”

There are persons to whom no introduction is necessary; we recognise
them at once as old friends. Thus it was with Mrs. Patton and myself.
She was soon in possession of my story and invited me to her home to
rest and spend as many days as circumstances would permit. I pinned a
note for Dan on the tree trunk, gathered our belongings, and set off for
the house. Hazel piloted us over the ridge, through orchards and across
fields until we came to a long, low farmhouse, cuddling between two
hills and almost hidden by masses of vines and trees.

Mrs. Patton was a trained nurse and at once set to work to demonstrate
her capabilities. She heated water, gave me a prolonged hot bath,
followed by a thorough spine-stretching and massage, tucked me into bed,
fed me a bountiful lunch, and then left me to dream away the afternoon
in blissful comfort.

I awakened about six o’clock, wonderfully relieved and refreshed and
found that my hostess had sent her son to watch for Dan at the cross
roads and guide him to the house.

At dinner we were introduced to Mr. Patton and John, who were greatly
interested in the story of our adventures. I told them of the old
Confederate soldier, of Sadie grieving for her Tony in the jail, and
they were horrified to learn that such misery existed so close at hand.

“Of course, I’ve been aware that there were all kinds of suffering and
wretchedness in the slums of large cities,” Mr. Patton sighed, “but I
thought there was no real poverty in the country districts.”

Dan shot me a covert glance.

“You’ll get the poor man out of jail, so he can see his little baby,
won’t you, father dear?” Hazel inquired eagerly.

“Well, well. I’ll see what can be done. It’s a shame that such
conditions should exist in a country as rich as this.”

When we had repaired to the living room, Mrs. Patton suggested music,
and upon my delighted acquiescence, John set the Victrola to playing.
Then for the first time I recognised one cause of my persistent
heart-hunger. My soul was starving for music. Thrills of ecstasy
agitated me almost to tears as the passionate strains of Tschaikowsky’s
“Melodie” flooded the room with pulsating harmonies. Raff’s “Cavatina”
seemed the divine expression of universal longing for home and
love—_heimweh_ incarnate.

Once, when we had first moved into Chicago’s slums, I took my guitar and
sang. Simple songs came to my lips, lullabies, songs of the South, the
old, old songs that caress the heart strings. A noise at the door
startled me. I swung it open and started back in surprise. Porch,
stairway and area below were packed with children all absorbed in my
poor performance. Many times thereafter I sat at the narrow entrance and
sang while children and adults crowded about, always asking for more.
But at last the increasing pinch of hunger goaded me into carrying the
precious guitar, relic of girlhood days, to the pawnbroker, there to bid
it good-bye forever.

Millions of acres of land lying barren in the hands of speculators,
hordes of idle men roaming the country in search of employment, tons of
delicious fruit rotting on the ground in California, hungry women,
billionaires, destitute children, great masses of wealth producers
starving mentally and physically while the fruits of their labor are
denied them.

Would to God that the people of this nation could learn to think!


Dan’s efforts to find work in Omaha were unavailing, so after another
day’s rest we struck out on the military road leading away from the
city. Two days’ travel convinced us that we were hopelessly wrong.

I now look upon myself as something of an expert in mud, and I can
truthfully recommend the Nebraska article to be superior in cohesion,
adhesion, weight and quantity to any known combination of earth and
water. After a few hundred yards of travel, the wheels and skirt guard
would completely disappear in great masses of reddish adobe, while our
feet assumed elephantine proportions. Standing first on one foot, then
on the other, we would rid ourselves of a few pounds of mother earth and
scrape the wheel as free as possible from its accumulations. A struggle
onward of a quarter of a mile forced us to repeat the process.

A day passed—and another. Food ran out and farmers refused to sell;
there were no stores, and the situation grew desperate.

We approached a school house one evening and stopped under a horse shed
for the night. The teacher was passing and stopped to chat. Later she
returned with a bottle of malted milk tablets, which constituted our
evening meal.

Next morning we turned south to reach the railroad. About one o’clock we
came to a little blacksmith shop, and after some haggling, bought a half
loaf of mouldy bread for a dime. Pushing on for perhaps a mile, we
stopped in a lonely spot to make tea. Everything was dripping with
moisture from recent rains, so, despite Dan’s vigorous efforts, the fire
refused to burn.

We were both on our knees blowing lustily when a shadow falling athwart
the rack attracted our attention and, glancing up, we saw a bareheaded
man standing with folded arms, fixedly regarding us. We sat back and
stared, for we had seen no house in that vicinity.

“When you get tired exercising your lungs,” began the stranger, “just
follow me and get a surprise.”

Thinking that any change must be an improvement on our situation, we
gathered up the cooking utensils and obediently dragged the wheel after
our guide, who plunged into a thick growth of trees on our right.

A few minutes’ walk brought us to an immense tent, from which issued a
great noise of crunching, stamping and snorting. Passing around to the
far end, we beheld, stretching down one side of the interior, a long row
of horses and mules—perhaps twenty in number—busily munching their
noonday feed, while the other side of the tent was fitted with a kitchen
range, a gasoline stove, cooking utensils, table and chairs, and in the
rear some bunks and a great pile of hay. Leading the way through the
kitchen, the stranger pulled out a curtain strung on a wire, closing off
the rear compartment, and brought a huge kettle of hot water, buckets of
cold, a large tub, towels and soap, with directions to enjoy ourselves
while he prepared a meal. And what a delight it was to have the use of
such conveniences, crude as they were. My opinion of “dirty hoboes” has
undergone a radical change since I have seen for myself the difficulties
that beset the man who has nothing, in his efforts toward cleanliness.

Our ablutions performed, we entered the kitchen and found our host deep
in the labour of cooking. And what a meal he set out. Hot biscuits,
mashed potatoes, broiled ham and cream gravy, fried eggs and a pot of
delicious coffee.

The meal was nearly over before his strange manner impressed me. Opening
a large bread box, he took the entire contents and going down the row of
animals fed the loaves to them, talking meanwhile in a most astounding
fashion. Returning, he escorted us to the rear room and insisted on our
lying down, saying that we must be tired, as indeed we were. The words
were scarcely spoken when a heavy rain beat a tattoo on the tent walls.

“Confound this weather,” began our host, settling himself in a chair;
“I’m two-thirds crazy now, and another three days of this beastly rain
will drive me completely nutty.”

He held a large contract for road construction, the grading outfit was
his, and “the darned cattle were eating him out of house and home while
he was sewed up by the weather.” It seemed the grading crew had gone to
Omaha to celebrate their enforced holiday, but should be back that day.

Reaching under the bed, the boss produced an empty demijohn and informed
us that he had drunk the contents to cure the blues. He congratulated
himself on our opportune arrival, declaring that he intended to keep us
so long as the rain continued as an antidote to loneliness and its
alcoholic consequences.

Just then the smith who had sold us the bread, appeared on the scene in
search of the usual hospitable stimulant. Our host at once produced
another demijohn and stood treat, imbibing freely himself. While the two
men were thus engaged, a foaming horse, hitched to a covered buggy,
dashed up to the tent door, and two women followed by a couple of
half-drunken men clambered out. Fishing under the seat, one fellow drew
out four good-sized jugs of whiskey.

Night had fallen and the rain was beating heavily, but Dan and I
exchanged one glance, seized our hats and made for the wheel, which
stood, still packed, just within the entrance. Hastily we backed it out
and plunged into the stygian darkness. We had covered a bare hundred
feet when wild yells and shouts for our return showed that our flight
was discovered. The drunken crew came boiling out of the tent with
lanterns in their hands and rushed hither and thither. We drew up behind
a clump of bushes and cowered down with our hearts in our mouths. With
an oath, the smith discovered the track of the wheel in the soft earth
and with a howl of delight started to follow it. Attracted by the
outcry, our erstwhile host lunged madly round the tent and collided
violently with one of the newcomers. Over and over they rolled in the
mud, cursing and slugging one another in drunken frenzy. The smith
paused within a yard of our hiding place to watch the battle. The yellow
rays of a lantern cast a circle of light at the tent door and illumined
the struggling forms.

Cautiously we lifted the wheel, and guarding each step as best we might,
made off in the direction of the main road. Doggedly we stumbled on,
making as rapid progress as the rain and darkness would permit, falling
at times in the slippery ruts, but always driving desperately ahead.

After what seemed an eternity, a light shone off to the left. Following
a private road, we came to a gate. The shrill bark of a dog sounded from
an outbuilding. I opened the gate and entered. A cold nose touched my
hand and I felt the pressure of another against my skirt. I have no fear
of dogs and have never been bitten, but Dan is not so fortunate, so he
remained in the background while I explored the premises. Accompanied by
the dogs, I marched boldly to the front door of a large house and rang
the bell. It was opened by a man who stared at my dripping figure in
amazement. His eyes travelled from me to the dogs, a Great Dane and an
Airedale, and I realised the full significance of his glance. I
explained the situation and asked leave to sleep in his barn.

“Well,” he answered uncertainly, “as a rule, I never let anybody sleep
in my outbuildings, but a person who can get past those dogs must be all
right, so wait till I get a lantern and I’ll take you and your husband
over to the hay mow and make you as comfortable as I can.”

He turned into the house and soon came out with a lantern and an armful
of bedding beneath an oilskin. Calling Dan and quieting the dogs, he
conducted us to a large barn where we were soon settled for the night
and glad enough to be under the shelter of a safe roof.

I was awakened this morning by the romping of two kittens and the fox
terrier I heard barking last night. The sun is shining brightly and
everything looks fresh and clean after the storm. The farmer showed us
where to build a fire with dry corn cobs and supplied us with a brimming
pan of new milk, a basket of eggs and a crusty loaf of fresh, homemade
bread, for all of which he refused compensation.




                                                                    NINE

                                                        _June 6th_,
                                                  WITH A GOOD SAMARITAN.




                                  NINE


                                      _June 6th. With a good Samaritan._

While waiting for our things to dry, the day after the experience in the
grader’s camp, we visited our host and his family, who were shocked at
the dangers we had encountered unarmed. The eldest son brought out a
sharp lath hatchet, through the handle of which a hole had been bored
and a stout leather loop attached to slip over the hand. This he handed
to Dan with the remark that while it could hardly be called a deadly
weapon, it would do good execution in case of trouble and at the same
time be useful in making camp. Little did I think, as Dan thanked him
heartily and strapped it on the wheel, how soon that hatchet would prove
the means of saving my life.

Later in the day we reached the railroad and that night camped in a
ravine. The next day dawned hot and clear. Mile after mile we trudged
down the track, for the roads were still too wet for riding. Houses were
scarce and stood far away from our course; there were no streams near or
other places to obtain drinking water. Our thirst increased as the day
wore on, and when at last we saw a farmhouse in a group of trees some
half mile from the track, Dan suggested that I remain with the bicycle
while he crossed the several pastures that lay between and brought back
a kettle of water. So I sat beside the wheel on the edge of the
embankment while Dan climbed the fence and disappeared in the trees.

In a few minutes a dreadful commotion arose from the direction of the
farmhouse. A great, roaring voice was booming like a cannon.

“Get out! ... ornery hide. You....” Inarticulate outcries and oaths
mingled with scattered words and phrases.

I listened appalled. I knew the attitude that some farmers maintained
towards tramps, and I trembled for Dan’s safety. The racket increased in
violence. I became frantic and determined to go to the rescue.
Unstrapping the hatchet from the handle bars, I slipped the thong about
my wrist and plunged under the railroad fence and across the field,
determined to take a short cut to the scene of combat. Worming a
difficult passage through a barbed wire fence, I came to a black,
sluggish creek or strip of mud perhaps eight feet wide, bordered by a
thick row of trees, whose branches hung low over the surface. An
extremely stout barbed wire fence stretched at right angles across this
stream and joined a similar fence on the farther bank. I paused on the
brink, for the black, slimy surface was repellent. The outcries
redoubled and from where I stood whole sentences became intelligible.

“Come on now, you ... son of a gun! Get out of that gate, you. Oh, if I
could only reach you with a club. I’ll shoot your hide full of holes in
about a minute.”

I gazed anxiously up and down. My only course was to wade across.
Grasping the hatchet firmly, I swung my arms, made a little run, a jump
and plunged in. Down, down I sank, deeper and deeper. I laboured
furiously to reach the further bank, but my struggles only increased the
rapidity with which I sank. The thick, black slime rose higher and
higher about me. I tried to scream, but my parched lips could utter no
sound. We have no quicksands or sloughs in my home country, but I have
read of such places and heard of horses and cattle and sometimes human
beings going down, never to be seen again. I thought of Dan escaping
from the farmer and returning to find the abandoned wheel. Of his wife,
there would be no trace. My end would always remain a mystery. As the
black mud sucked me down, I could imagine it rising to my chin, my lips,
my nostrils. I could picture the inky surface closing over my head,
shutting out the sunlight forever.

In a frenzy, I threw my arms above my head. The blade of the hatchet
caught over a bough. Cautiously I pulled. It held firm. A gleam of hope
illumined my dark despair. Grasping the handle with my left hand, I
tried to lift myself out, but the slough refused to give up its victim
so easily. The blade slipped a little. My heart seemed to leap from my
body. My senses reeled. Fiercely I called on all my forces of reason,
will and self-control.

Placing just enough weight on the hatchet handle to prevent my sinking
deeper, I studied the situation calmly. My one hope lay in securing a
firm hold on the large branch above.

Little by little I began to spring the smaller shoot up and down. Harder
and harder I pulled on the hatchet, at the same time forcing the blade
firmly over the limb. The leaves swung closer and closer. Emboldened, I
worked harder than ever. At last I was able to abandon my hold on the
hatchet and secure a firm grip with both hands on the tough wood.

But the slough dragged me down with a grip like an octopus. A ton weight
pulled at each foot, my skirt seemed grasped by a thousand clutching
hands. And then I gave thanks for my broad shoulders, and for the
violent exercise of steering the tandem, which had developed the sturdy
muscles of my hands and arms. Slowly, slowly I made headway against the
treacherous depths; slowly, slowly, the vicious grip was broken, till
with a gasp of relief I dragged myself out upon the bank.

I sank down exhausted.

Then from the farmhouse the undiminished sounds of conflict forced
themselves into my consciousness and suddenly I burned with a reckless
berserk rage against the whole world.

Springing to my feet, I hurled myself upon the barbed wire fence that
crossed the slough, and clinging with hands and feet to the thorny
strands, edged my way across. Skirt and stockings were torn in a dozen
places. My heavy coils of hair slipped down. My hands bled profusely.
Forcing my way through the second fence, I started across the meadow. As
I rounded a clump of bushes a large red bull, with head to ground and
pawing hoof, barred my way. But I was far past caring for such as he.

Snatching up a stick, I began clapping wood and hatchet together and
charged directly at his lordship. He stood his ground till the hatchet
was almost touching his nose, then, with a bellow of fear, turned tail
and raced across the field with me in close pursuit. Gaining the fence,
I tumbled over and arrived panting at the back of the farmhouse.

In a beautiful kitchen garden a farmer stood as though rooted to the
ground with amazement at my grotesque appearance, as with hands and face
streaked with blood, clothing in shreds and bedraggled with mud, I stood
before him with a club in one hand and a hatchet in the other.

Eyes bulging, nostrils flaming, tail in air, a fine bull calf was
careering madly among the vegetables.

“Wh—wh—why, my good Lord, woman,” began the man as he recovered his
breath. “What’s happened to you? Where in the world did you drop from?”

“Where is my husband? What have you done to him?” I demanded hotly.

“Well, now. Let me see.” He scratched his head perplexedly. “Seems like
I recall a man askin’ for a bucket o’ water something like a half hour
back. Might he be your man now? I was so plum frantic with this here
pesky calf, that I didn’t pay no attention to the man.”

“But who were you going to shoot?” I persisted. “I could hear you
swearing clear over to the railroad.”

“Sho, now. Is that so? ’Scuse me. I’m plum bad about swearin’. Wife,
she’s after me all the time, too,” he apologised. “Now, the wife’s right
set on her posies, and this here —— calf—’scuse me, seems like I just
can’t stop cussin’—got in and trompled ’em all down, and while I was a
trying my darndest to get him out, I’ll be damned if he didn’t bust
through into the vegetables and cavort all over them.”

Meanwhile, the innocent cause of the commotion had taken advantage of
the lull in the storm to make his escape from the garden.

“You didn’t get in the slough, did ye?” continued the farmer, eyeing my
skirt. “Didn’t ye see all them fences? We had so much trouble with the
stock gettin’ in the —— hole—’scuse me, beats the devil how those words
will come apopping out—that we fenced her all in. But what gets me is
how ye come to get past that bull ’thout being gored to death. He’s
turrible dangerous. That’s why we got all them high fences about. Kill’t
two men, he did, ’fore I got him. Bought him cheap, but the wife just
raises a hell of a row—’scuse me—at keepin’ him.”

I asked for water, for my thirst was intense, and after drinking deep
from the dripping dipper and washing off the worst of the blood and
dirt, I followed the farmer to the main road, where he pointed out a
short cut to the railroad.

There I found Dan rushing frantically about, for having found the wheel
with the hatchet gone, he felt sure I had been kidnapped.

It seems that he had gone to the house, found the farmer chasing the
calf, secured the water, then thinking it would be difficult to carry
the kettle through the fences, tried another route and got on the wrong
road. Before he could find the right path and return, I was in the
slough.

We slept that night in a tumble-down shed—or rather, Dan did. Each time
I dropped to sleep, I could feel myself sinking in the slough, and would
wake up with a start.

Next day we rode a good deal and covered a long stretch of territory.
The country was flat and uninteresting and my strained muscles occupied
most of my attention as I tried to confine the rebellious wheel to the
smoother stretches.

At noon we pitched camp near the railroad track and had the meal well
under way when a passenger train pulled out of a station a mile or two
ahead and thundered toward us.

“Look,” exclaimed Dan. “What’s the matter there? The train is going to
stop.”

Sure enough, it was losing speed. People were thrusting their heads from
windows while the fireman was looking back at a group of men on the
blind end of the baggage car. Just as it ranged alongside us, a small
figure catapulted from the platform and rolled almost to our feet. The
train gathered way and sped on.

I rushed forward and fell on my knees beside a grimy, tattered boy of
some twelve years, who was clutching his fiery red head in both hands
and cursing like a pirate. Blood was spurting from a deep jagged gash in
his left wrist, which he had struck against the projecting fragment of a
broken bottle in his descent. I seized his arm and applied pressure to
control the hemorrhage. He fixed me with an uncomprehending glare. Then
his eyes fell on his dripping arm.

“Oh, Lord,” he gasped, “oh, Lord, I’m bleedin’ to death—I’m goin’ to
die. Oh, Ma, Ma.”

“Nonsense, kid, you won’t die. That blood looks a lot worse than it is.
Just be a good boy and hold still for a few minutes and I’ll fix you all
safe. Quick, Dan. Hand me that kettle of boiling water. Now, unpack my
emergency case.”

By the time Dan had the kit unpacked and contents laid out the water had
cooled enough for use. I cleansed and sterilised the wound, tied the
artery, and soon had the arm bandaged in scientific fashion. The boy had
made no sound, but gazed in fascination at the shining little
instruments, the vials of antiseptics and rolls of gauze.

“You see, this case proved useful after all,” I remarked to Dan as I
gathered up the implements. “If such things are needed at all, they
usually are needed badly. This boy would have bled to death without
proper attention.”

At my words the lad burst into tears. “The —— sons of ——” he sobbed.
“They all jumped me at once. They wouldn’t let me alone. I wasn’t doin’
no harm. It—it don’t cost the old railroad nothin’ if I do ride the
blind. I want to go home. I want to go ho—ome.” Tears washed pallid
channels down his sooty cheeks.

“Do you think you can take a little nourishment, young man?” queried Dan
as he busied himself with the meal.

The boy checked his sobs. “I dunno what that is, but I kin eat any old
kind of chuck. You just try me once and I’ll show you. I ain’t had
nothin’ but one little old hunk of bread in two days.”

“Well, take this pan of water and see if you can remove some of that
make-up from your manly countenance and then pitch into the grub. I’ll
die of starvation myself if I don’t eat soon.”

I set another kettle of water to boil for tea, and we all fell to with
avidity.

“Say, I made good time last night,” the boy volunteered, as he finished
his third helping of canned beans and bread. “Rode the Overland Limited.
Gee whiz, but she does burn up the rails. If I only could a stuck, I’d
been home to-morrow. But those boneheads chucked me off this morning.
Then I landed that old hearse they thrown me off of just now. Suppose
I’ll have to hoof it till night.”

“Why don’t you catch a freight? You wouldn’t be nearly so likely to get
into trouble.”

“Huh, a freight! Me? Not on your life! What do you think I am, a dead
one? I’m a live guy, I am. No bundle stiff about me. Say, do you know,
I’ve beat it clear from northern Wyoming. I’ve been workin’ a long time
there as a cowboy on a great big cattle ranch. Say, that’s the life.”

“Seems to me you’re travelling in the wrong direction for a cowboy,” I
observed. “The cattle ranges all lie west of here, and you’re heading
east. How does that happen?”

“Well, you see, Ma she wants to see me, so I thought I’d make a short
trip home. Me and the old man had a falling out, and I beat it west.
Say, do you know, he expected me to milk two cows, milk ’em and feed ’em
and wait on ’em hand and foot. No fun nor nothin’. And weed the garden!
Say, I bet you never saw as big a garden as we got—great long rows—and
say, I bet you never saw weeds grow as fast as ours do—big, tall weeds.
But Ma wants to see me, so I gotta go home.”

“Did your mother write to you to come?” I enquired gravely.

“No, she didn’t write. I’ve never stayed very long in one place so I
never wrote to tell her where I was.”

“Oh, my! She must be terribly worried about you. How long have you been
away?”

“Why, let’s see—it must be nearly six weeks now since I beat it. I met a
gang of hoboes the first day I was out and they took me right along with
’em to northern Wyoming. Say, that’s a great country, all right, all
right. But, of course, when Ma wanted to see me I had to leave.

“I tell you where’s a bad town you gotta fight shy of. That’s little old
Cheyenne. There’s a gun man there, Jeff Farr’s his name. Say, he shoots
a Bo for breakfast every mornin’. You folks want to watch out when you
go through. They run you in for nothin’ at all. I met a nigger just the
other side o’ there. Say, he was runnin’ in circles like a fitty cat.
They had chucked his pal in the can just for nothin’ at all—vag charge
maybe—and no tellin’ when he’d get out, and here’s this poor coon, can’t
go off and leave his pard, can’t find work, can’t get nothin’ to eat,
can’t do a thing in the world but chase around and bawl. Say, I felt
awful sorry for that poor coon.”

We raided our scanty stores to pack a lunch for the boy. I instructed
him in the care of his wound, described the location of various houses
along the road where I knew by experience he would be sure to find help,
gave him a little note of recommendation and explanation to use when
applying for assistance, then started him on the way to his waiting
mother.

Just at sundown we came to the town of Wood River, a place I am destined
to remember. Storm clouds were piling on the horizon as Dan hurried to
the shop to buy some meat for supper. While he was gone, some Greeks
approached and with much gesticulation endeavoured to explain something
to me. I gathered an idea of trouble of some kind, but exactly what they
were driving at I was unable to determine.

We camped on the outskirts of the village, and had hardly finished our
simple meal when gusts of wind and great drops of rain proclaimed the
coming of the storm. We looked anxiously about for shelter. There were
no barns near, but not far from the railroad track stood a house in
process of construction, and while doors and windows were lacking, the
roof and outside walls gave promise of sufficient protection. To this we
hurried and lifted the wheel onto the veranda just as a flood of rain
burst upon us. After a little search we found some nail kegs and sat
down in the front room. We were dozing when footsteps sounded on the
porch. I strained my eyes, but could see nothing in the pitchy
blackness.

Suddenly a light flashed in my face, the cold muzzle of a pistol pressed
my temple, and a hand gripped my arm.

“Get up there. None of your tricks now,” snarled a harsh voice.

The flash was turned on Dan, who was ordered to throw up his hands by a
second man, who flourished a revolver in his left hand. We stumbled to
our feet, dazed by the unexpectedness of it all.

“You’re under arrest. Better come quietly,” growled the first man
gruffly.

Dan tried to explain that we had only taken shelter from the storm and
had no intention of doing any damage, but was savagely ordered to shut
up. Grasping me tightly by the arm, the first fellow led the way out of
the building and down the road to the village.

Arrived at a tiny, wooden shanty, the man unlocked the door and crowded
us in. They slammed and bolted the door behind us and we heard their
footsteps retreating up the walk. As we stood, too bewildered to move, a
match flared in the darkness and in a moment the feeble rays of a candle
revealed the interior of the lock-up. It consisted of a single room,
partially divided by a partition, and containing two bunks. On one of
these sprawled a man, while a big negro held aloft the guttering candle
end. At sight of a woman the recumbent man sprang to his feet and
courteously bade us good evening. Without further ado or questioning, he
removed his hat and coat from the bunk where he had been lying and
suggested that we make ourselves as comfortable as circumstances would
permit.

At once the negro blew out the candle with the remark that we might need
it before morning.

As we settled ourselves as best we might in the darkness, flashes of
lightning revealed the dimensions of the one small, barred window, which
furnished all ventilation to the unfortunates within. Furniture,
drinking water or conveniences were utterly lacking and my flesh crawled
at the thought of the straw-covered bunk on which we must rest in the
confined space.

Hardly had we lain down, when the door was opened and a fifth person was
hustled in. Again the negro lit his candle stub, and we saw that the
newcomer was a boy of not more than sixteen years.

The officers had paused just outside the window and one remarked that it
was time to go home. There were no occupied buildings near the jail and
I could not help but consider what our fate would be should lightning
strike the flimsy wooden shack or a fire start from match or candle.
When I realised that I was locked within those constricting walls, it
seemed that they were crowding in and smothering me. I wanted to scream,
to beat my hands against the bars, but reason forbade. I settled down
and strove to cultivate the non-resisting attitude of our cell mates,
but my mind kept busy with the wonders of our boasted American
civilisation that permits such occurrences as this. I thought of the
churches throughout the land—no doubt there was one in this very
community—and of the teachings of One who had no place to lay His head.

“I was a stranger and ye took me not in ... sick, and in prison and ye
visited me not.”

How many of the good people of the nation have ever even so much as
thought of visiting those cast into their barbaric prisons?

At sunrise our jailers returned, unlocked the door and set us free.
There was no charge against us and no legal formalities to go through
apparently. Retrieving the wheel, we hastened out of town.

Beside a small house some miles away we stopped to get water for
breakfast. A motherly woman came to talk to us. Hearing of our recent
experiences, she took us into her home, provided us with hot baths, and
sent us to bed while she cleaned and sterilised our contaminated
apparel. Completely exhausted, I slept the clock around and woke next
morning to find my clothing, clean and neatly mended, piled on a chair
at the bedside. So, thanks to our good Samaritan, we are able to go
forward with renewed strength and courage.




                                                                     TEN

                                                        _A Day in June_,
                                                      ON THE OPEN ROAD.




                                  TEN


                                      _A Day in June. On the Open Road._

The days go by as in a dream. We seldom see a newspaper and seem out of
touch with the world. At night I am too thoroughly occupied with my
blistered feet or else too busy “spouting for the eats,” as Dan
expresses it, to keep track of diary or calendar.

“Spouting for the eats” has come to be quite a joke with us. We stop
near some farmhouse and Dan goes in for water. Presently along come the
kids and watch our camp preparations with much interest. Usually they
are followed by father or mother, or, perchance, a grown son, who at
once becomes absorbed in the tale of our adventures. Soon the whole
family may be seen crouched around our little fire, which illuminates
the eager faces as they drink in every word with ears and mouth and
eyes. Dan fumbles about with the camp kettle and I break off in the
middle of some exciting incident to attend to the preparations for
supper. Somebody wakes up to the need for milk and eggs, which, of
course, are difficult to carry with us. It is usually about milking
time, and at a word from some grown-up a child scurries off and proudly
returns with a pail of new milk and a hatful of eggs, which he shyly
presents to me. The eggs are boiled and eaten from the shell, and the
cocoa made from undiluted new milk is a beverage fit for the gods.

In other instances, we are invited into the house and sit down to a real
country supper. After the meal I resume the interrupted narrative and
entertain our hosts with descriptions of life in Chicago, the San
Francisco earthquake, and incidents of interest along the way. Quite
frequently I advise a change of diet and care for some puny infant, or
diagnose the case of an ailing mother and risk the leaving of a
prescription to be filled when we are well on our journey.

Next morning the family assembles to see us start. We exchange names and
addresses, and as we ride away, we feel that a new bond of friendship
has been established.

Near a little place called Gibbon our rear tire gave out, and while
making the change, a farmer invited us to his home to eat supper and
spend the night. After considerable trouble with the wheel, we started
on shortly after noon next day, but had not gone far when we saw dense,
black clouds piling up ahead. We rode hard for some time, then rain
began to fall and we stopped beneath a cattle shed. The rain slackened
and we rode on, but had not proceeded any great distance when we noticed
a very severe storm raging in the northwest.

Soon great gusts of wind came whirling across the prairie, while rain
and sleet whipped our faces. There was no shelter near, so we determined
to struggle on and reach Kearney if possible. A train steamed past, with
passengers leaning from the windows and waving their arms in great
excitement. Glancing about to learn the cause of the commotion, I looked
toward the south and nearly fell from the wheel. A cyclone was bounding
across the country and as I gazed it whirled a building into the air,
then dashed it to earth, where it flew into a thousand fragments.

Suddenly we were picked up, wheel and all, and the next thing I knew,
were rolling over and over in the ditch at the roadside, while the
tandem lay twenty feet away. As I struggled to my feet I saw another
cyclone, which had just given us a playful flip, scudding away in the
north. Hailstones as large as pigeon’s eggs now began to pelt us, and to
add to our discomfort, we found that both chains and the steering gear
had been broken in the crash and Kearney was still at least two miles
distant.

We had pushed the damaged bicycle a scant hundred yards when a
two-seated automobile, guided by a man with a white-faced woman at his
side, drew up beside us. The man invited me to ride into Kearney with
him while Dan brought in the wheel. Dan urged me into the back seat and
the machine plunged ahead. With a wild yell, the driver whipped off his
soft felt hat and began to beat the steering wheel with it.

“Whoop-la!” he howled. “Go it, Nellie! Go it, old girl! Show the natives
what you can do.”

The car careened from side to side across the wet and slippery road. At
tremendous speed we struck the railroad crossing at a tangent. Tossing
us high in the air, the machine leaped for the ditch. With a powerful
wrench the driver whirled the car, which poised on two wheels at the
verge, then headed straight for a telegraph pole on the other side of
the road. Once more he veered, and the brass hub of the hind wheel bit
into the wood as we shot past.

But Providence was with us, and in a few moments the car drew up in
front of a hotel in Kearney, while the half-drunken owner staggered out
and, conducting me within, engaged and paid for the best room in the
house for Dan and me. The other poor woman, who had been picked up from
the roadside like myself, made her escape.

Dan came in, drenched and weary from the buffeting of the storm, and
threw himself on the bed. I heard a terrific, roaring, crashing, rending
sound, and rushing to the window saw another cyclone sweeping through
the outskirts of the town. Large trees swayed and whipped madly, then
were whirled into the air.

“Cyclone! Cyclone! Quick, Dan, here comes another cyclone,” I screamed
above the roar of the tempest.

“Darn the cyclone,” Dan replied; “I’ve seen enough for one day.”

Nevertheless, he came to the window just as the great, black, swirling
funnel passed from view, and, gazing at the sky, enquired where all the
books had come from. Sure enough, something floated in the heavens that
resembled the scattered leaves of volumes. An instant later these pages
came down and disclosed themselves as the sides and roofs of houses.

Next morning Dan took the wheel to the repair shop while I studied the
ravages of the storm. No lives were lost in that immediate
neighbourhood, but much property had been destroyed. The brick
foundation of one home had been scattered in every direction, while the
wooden frame, apparently unharmed, had been set down on its original
site. In another instance a parlour wall had been neatly removed and a
marriage license torn from the frame which still hung in its place,
while furniture and pictures remained untouched. This peculiar
phenomenon gave rise to considerable comment and jokes concerning the
domestic felicity of the married pair.

We were eating our lunch in a vacant lot when our friend from Gibbon
drove up. He called Dan over for a short talk, then drove rapidly away.
When Dan returned and held out his palm, I cried out in surprise, for in
his hand lay four shining five dollar gold pieces. When we had gone and
the storm came up, this man had worried over our probable fate, and
early next morning had driven the twelve miles into Kearney to overtake
and give us this money to ease the journey across the Rockies. Thus we
were able to renew our shoes and stockings, which were in shreds, pay
for new parts for the wheel, lay in a stock of groceries and still have
a little money in our pockets.

If grateful, loving thoughts have power to benefit the recipient, then
surely our benefactor will receive some reward, for my whole soul pours
itself out in deepest gratitude for his gracious, generous act.


Leaving Kearney, we were able to do a good deal of riding, but suffered
severely from heat in the middle of the day. For miles we rode beside
stock fences where groups of horses with heads tossing, nostrils
flaming, manes and tails floating like pennons in a breeze, raced beside
us to the confines of their pastures, there to stand with stamping hoofs
and outstretched noses, eyeing us with the greatest curiosity. Once a
steer, grazing by the roadside, started to run ahead of us, and lumbered
along a full mile, then, in a panic of fear, he reared and up-ended over
the fence in a comical fashion and stood blowing wildly, watching his
strange pursuer glide past.

The road became wretchedly poor. Again and again the wheel would slip
into the deep ruts filled with choking dust in spite of every effort. In
places where the surface was hard, innumerable small gullies from the
winter rains crossed at right angles, so that riding became unsafe from
the strain on the heavily-laden tandem.

Mosquitoes bred in the sluggish streams, full-fed by recent storms, and
when evening fell surrounded us in dense clouds. Their bites are almost
as painful to me as bee stings, raising great, red wheals, which itch
and burn for days, so that I was nearly wild from the irritation. To add
to the general discomfort, my new shoes, which were very heavy for the
coming trip across the desert, blistered my feet atrociously, so that
when the rear chain broke in crossing a bad gully, I was scarcely able
to hobble.

And each succeeding day made greater demands on one’s endurance. The
country became hilly with stretches of treacherous sand. High bench
lands, seamed with narrow ravines, skirted rugged buttes, while to the
south and west one caught vistas of barren plains. Small farmhouses
perched on the hillsides, and here and there great fields of grain or
sprouting corn appeared, with groups of animals grazing in the distance.

Dan had managed to mend the damaged chain, but his natural recklessness
chafed constantly against my caution, so that each steep descent
provoked an argument. At last I flung discretion to the winds and down
the hills we flew, bounding from hummock to hummock, swaying, lurching,
recovering ourselves by seeming miracles.

We had been riding across a jutting arm of bench land, and as we
approached a sharp turn in the road, the ground began to fall away
abruptly. I endeavoured to slow down, but Dan was of a different mind.
Spurred on by his words of ridicule, I permitted the wheel to gain
momentum and we spun around the curve at racing speed.

A tremendously long and steep declivity lay before us, the strip of road
disappearing from our sight in another turn at the bottom of a ravine.
My heart leaped convulsively as the wind whistled past my ears, but I
had scant time to coddle fear. The strain of handling the heavy tandem
at such a speed took all my attention. The pitch increased; we seemed to
fly through space. Then the front wheel struck a bed of heavy sand at
the curve, and I knew no more.

My next sensation was of a shaking, joggling motion and by degrees I
discovered that I was lying on my back on the bottom of a farm wagon
that was jolting slowly up a rutty hillside. Dan, very pale, was bending
over me, and the wheel with twisted handle bars and dangling chain was
propped alongside. In answer to his anxious inquiries, I undertook a few
investigative movements and soon was able to assure him that I suffered
from nothing worse than some severe bruises and slight concussion from
alighting on my head. He had received a rather deep scratch in the
_mêlée_, but otherwise was uninjured.

The wagon turned abruptly and I struggled to a sitting posture, as our
driver, a lad of some sixteen summers, halted his team of mules in front
of a low, unpainted farmhouse. A motherly woman hurried out in answer to
his call, and in a moment was all solicitude. With tender care she
guided my reeling footsteps into the house and I was soon ensconced on
the living room lounge while Dan occupied a rocker at my side. After
seeing that we were both as comfortable as circumstances would permit,
our hostess left the room to prepare supper.

The outer door swung open and a handsome, blue-eyed boy about twelve
years old, dressed from head to foot in blue denim, passed slowly
through the room and, with a shy nod to us, entered the kitchen.
Scarcely ten seconds later the same door opened and the boy again
appeared and with another little duck of the head disappeared in the
rear. I was marvelling at the speed he had shown in encircling the house
in such a short time, when the sound of the latch caught my ear and I
turned to confront the same blue-clad figure. But was it the same? No,
this lad was larger. It must be a brother. He also passed through and
vanished with the peculiar sideways nod. Almost before I could wink an
eye, his double followed, using the identical gesture of his
predecessors. I turned to Dan, who was staring round-eyed after the
vanishing figure. Just as I opened my mouth to address him, the door
opened and a fifth youth appeared. He too was blue-eyed, blue-clad and
strikingly good to look upon. Dan rubbed his eyes; then ran his hand
through his thick curls.

“That jolt must have done something to my brain,” he declared with a
worried look at me. “Do you see whole droves of kids, all looking the
same, all dressed the same, all acting the same, all going from the
front to the back of the house? First I thought a kid was running round
the house to fool us. Then I thought I was seeing double, but they keep
getting bigger all the time, till darned if I know what to think. What
in blazes do you suppose is the matter with me?”

“It’s as much a mystery to me as it is to you,” I replied. “Whatever it
is, it affects us both the same way, for I saw them just as you did.
There were five, all dressed in blue, all with blue eyes and light hair,
and about the same size, though the first seemed the smallest and the
last the largest. At first I thought they were twins, but there could
scarcely be five twins.”

At that instant the boy who had rescued us from the roadside appeared,
and as he advanced to speak to us, another lad, a size larger, entered
from the kitchen and was joined in a moment by boys number one, two,
three and four. The room was of fair size, but it seemed to overflow
with blue-clad youths.

“Well, what do you think of my little brood?” cried the laughing voice
of our hostess, who had entered unobserved.

“Are these all your boys?” I gasped, gazing at her still youthful face
and figure. “It doesn’t seem possible. I had about concluded that the
fall from the bicycle had affected my brain or my vision; I wasn’t sure
which.”

“Indeed, they are all mine, and not all my family either. My two oldest
sons are still in the fields. I have nine in all. The eldest has just
turned twenty-three, while the youngest two are twelve. The next two are
twins also, and only fifteen months older.”

As the lads were introduced, it seemed that a more remarkable, handsomer
group of youngsters would be difficult to find. In spite of the utmost
care, I was unable to identify the younger ones, so that they must
linger in my memory as a group.

All were eager to be of service and assisted Dan in putting the tandem
in shape for further adventures. It was with regret that we bade them
farewell next morning, and I often think with envy of the happy mother
of such a delightful family.

One evening we stood beside the railroad track while the Overland
Limited shot by. As we crossed behind the vanishing train, I saw a
strange object moving between the rails. Closer inspection disclosed a
large terrapin crawling over the ties as fast as he could scramble. I
gathered him up and took him back to Dan.

“Now for some real turtle soup,” cried he, making a grab for the
creature. But the terrapin resented such tactics with so fierce a snap
that Dan, perforce, released him.

Sitting beside the campfire that evening, I bored a hole in Mister
Turtle’s shell and attached a stout string. Next morning we rigged a
large square can atop the bedding roll and daily the turtle rode in
state on a bed of fresh leaves, while at night he was staked out in
whatever water was available. He attracted much attention along the way,
for his shell was very handsome, but his jaws proved to be so savage
that nobody dared to touch him but me. I named him Bird and, while
resting, would frequently take him from his bed and gently stroke and
tickle his neck or leg, which he would stretch out to be petted.

Some time later we camped on the bank of the North Platte River and as
usual I staked Bird out at the edge of the stream. Next morning I was
busy with the laundry, so did not call for Mister Turtle until nearly
noon. What was my amazement to find him flat on his back at the extreme
limit of his string, while a large bird stalked round and round him and
aimed vicious pecks at the soft folds of skin between the edges of his
shell. I rescued my poor pet, who seemed completely exhausted, and,
conscience-stricken, loosed the string and gave him his liberty. A last
glance revealed Bird paddling down stream. He will surely be a
well-travelled turtle by the time he reaches the sunny south for which
he so boldly headed.

The scene on the river seemed very charming after our hot and dusty ride
across the arid plain. Masses of wild roses in full bloom glowed against
the soft green background of willows. Birds had woven a hanging nest
over the water, and the little mother sat demurely on the eggs, while
her mate swung on a slender perch and fairly burst his throat with song.
They reminded me of some wrens a few miles back who had built their nest
in an abandoned mailbox, but I suppose they could scarcely belong to the
same species. In the rippling water beneath, fish of many sizes darted
to and fro, while a fitful breeze set the silvery foliage to glimmering.

Reluctantly we said farewell to river and birds and roses and, skimming
over a long bridge, entered a sleepy little town. Here we loaded the
wheel to the limit with groceries, for the country grew wilder each day.

The weather was fine and we were able to camp out in accordance with our
original plans. Still, we thought it best to follow the railroad as
closely as possible in the event of more rain and muddy roads.

While boiling our cocoa in a lonely spot, our attention was attracted by
the fine soldierly figure of a man who stood on the railroad embankment
about fifty feet away, gazing down at us. He was dressed in khaki,
sombrero, and leggings, and seemed preternaturally tall, silhouetted on
the dull red evening sky.

“Hello, comrade,” called Dan. “Want a bite to eat?”

The man strode down the bank and approached our fire. He was tall
indeed, with the slim waist and long limbs of a track athlete. His
smooth, deeply-tanned skin set off his bright blue eyes and white teeth
to advantage as a real Tipperary smile curved his humorous lips. As he
removed his hat, a thatch of white hair added an incongruous touch to
his appearance.

Squatting on his haunches like one accustomed to that posture, he
explained that he had just eaten a hearty meal, but accepted a cup of
cocoa to keep us company. After listening to an account of our
experiences, he stated that he was an ex-soldier, now walking from San
Francisco to New York on a wager. He had made the trip from east to west
in ninety days and was bent on returning in ten weeks. So far he had
made good time and felt confident of winning. With scant regard for the
property of the railroad company, he insisted on carrying a great pile
of old ties to a secluded spot and there started a bonfire. When I
considered the forty-odd miles that he had covered on foot that day, I
marvelled at the man. When the fire was blazing brightly, we settled
ourselves on the windward side for a real talk-feast.

His most exciting adventure on this trip had occurred far out on the
desert when he had been accosted by three tramps, who demanded the
canteen of water that he carried on his shoulder. He unslung it with the
intention of sharing the precious fluid, but one attempted to snatch it
from his hand. As they struggled, another approached and struck him from
the rear with a rock. With a sudden sidelong leap, he wrenched himself
free, and swinging the canteen by the strap with all his force, let the
first man have it full in the forehead. The fellow went down without a
groan, and with a backhand motion, the soldier brought the canteen up
and around, striking the second tramp on the point of the jaw. His
companions out of commission, the third man took to his heels, while our
hero gathered up the first hobo, who still lay unconscious, and with the
aid of the second carried him to the railroad track and there flagged a
passing freight, which took the two tramps to the next town.

As the evening advanced, the Irishman entertained us with descriptions
of the many strange corners of the world that he had visited in the
service of Uncle Sam, and told wild yarns of his experiences in the
Philippines and in China during the Boxer rebellion. After a last creepy
story of a looted temple and a dead Chinese priest, who came to life
while the foreign devils were holding high carnival, and walking into
their midst in his grave clothes, caused them to drop their spoils and
flee, we stretched ourselves beside the glowing coals and slept.

The sharp cold of early morning awakened me, and heaping the ashes high
with dry wood, I kindled a fire and started breakfast. Our soldier
friend lay with head on knapsack, and in the deep relaxation of sleep
the harsh footprints of the years disappeared and his face looked pure
and boyish in the soft light of dawn. As he whimpered with cold and
weariness, I could scarcely restrain myself from easing his head with a
motherly touch, but contented myself with covering him with our
blankets. Breakfast concluded, we prepared to follow our diverging
paths. The soldier wrote a note to a pal at the military reservation at
Cheyenne, commending us to his care. Then, as we said good-bye, he
thrust the battered canteen into my hands.

“Your need is to come, but mine is ended. Keep it in remembrance of me.”

He lifted his hat and was gone.




                                                                  ELEVEN

                                       ABOARD A MODERN PRAIRIE SCHOONER.




                                 ELEVEN


                                     _Aboard a Modern Prairie Schooner._

Dates are a thing of the past along with newspapers, street cars,
electric lights, the hope of a speedy arrival in California, and last,
but not least, our faithful companion, the stout, green tandem. And it
came about thus:

We had reached a country of great level stretches, with grazing cattle
and raw looking farms, of infrequent water and distant ranges of bare,
blue mountains. Following a barbed wire fence, our road turned at right
angles to the north, whereas the way should have been open straight into
the west where a more fertile region was blazoned forth in masses of
green and long strips of yellow.

We stopped at a rude cabin which crouched, mouse-like, at the turn in
the road, to fill the canteen. A woman, withered and sunbrowned and worn
by pathetically futile efforts to maintain a home in an unfriendly land,
answered my knock. She informed us that the fenced range that blocked
our path was part of a great holding to the south, which projected a
long tentacle to enfold a source of life-giving water far to the north.
Thus, we needs must make a great detour to reach the point to the west
of us where the highway again took up its march toward the setting sun.
This strip, it appeared, was but a scant three miles in width, and we
were at once filled with the idea of walking across instead of riding so
far around. After some manœuvring, we succeeded in crowding the wheel
beneath the barbed strands and set off across the prairie, which was
almost as hard and bare as the county road. We had not gone far when a
group of cattle caught sight of us and moved up to inspect the strange
intruders. These were followed by others, which seemed a signal to
hundreds. Soon a dense mass was tagging at our heels and spreading out
to right and left, while in the distance still more could be seen
lumbering up to join the herd. A peculiar prickling sensation began to
manifest itself in the region of my scalp.

“Dear me, I do wish your sweater was blue instead of red,” I observed
nervously to Dan. “I believe it is making these cattle angry. Do you
suppose they really would attack us?”

“No, of course not. They are perfectly harmless. They don’t know what to
make of us, that’s all, and their curiosity urges them up to take a good
look.”

“Nevertheless, I noticed that he was quickening his pace. As for myself,
I scanned the distance to the boundary fence with anxious eyes. The
cattle, which at first had maintained a respectful distance, now began
to crowd closer.

“Please, Dan,” I urged, “take off that sweater and hide it till we get
out of this pasture. I don’t like the sight of so many cows a little
bit.”

“Rats, Ethel, don’t be a coward. Who’s afraid of a few cows?”

He turned to wave his hat at the advancing animals, stepped into a
prairie dog burrow and came heavily to the ground. As he regained his
feet, his features twisted in pain and he caught at the handle bars.

“Gee whiz,” he grunted, “I gave my ankle a beastly wrench. It hurts like
the devil.”

Visions of dislocations, sprains, of incapacitation in this God-forsaken
spot, flashed before my brain as I sank to my knees to learn the extent
of the injury, the cattle for a moment forgotten. I unlaced the shoe,
and after a careful examination was delighted to find that it was
nothing worse than a sprain which would doubtless be well in a few days.

“I’ll take the wheel and you sit down while I unpack the emergency kit
and get out the bandages,” I remarked, rising to my feet. “I’ll just put
on a——” The words froze on my lips. We stood in a ring of cattle less
than two hundred feet in diameter. They stood shoulder to shoulder,
heads down, noses to the ground, blowing, snorting, pawing, while here
and there some young bull would advance a step with tossing head, then
pause while the herd moved in to join him. Dan broke in on my
immobility.

“We can’t stop to bother with my ankle now,” he muttered. “We must make
tracks out of here as fast as the Lord’ll let us.”

He hobbled on a few steps, leaning on the tandem. At once the animals in
the rear moved forward, while those in front set up a peculiar moaning
bellow, which seemed to enrage the whole herd. The air vibrated with
their bawling. To my affrighted eyes the whole plain seemed a solid mass
of reddish backs and tossing heads. Fragments of what I had read and
heard of western cattle came to my mind. They would attack a man on
foot—a person on horseback was safe——.

“Get into your saddle, quick,” I cried. “It’s our only chance.”

I steadied the bicycle with a firm hand. “Just get on. I’ll start it.”

Dan seated himself and grasped the handle bars, while with straining
muscles I bent desperately to the task of getting the heavy load in
motion. The tires seemed glued to the rough, uneven surface of the
prairie, and when at last with sobbing breath I was able to leap into
the front saddle, we were almost on the horns of a heavy animal that
blocked the way. But to hesitate meant death, so with a blood curdling
yell I headed full at his nose. He crowded aside, I swerved, and we
passed between the rows of cattle with room so scant that we almost
brushed the hairy flanks. I could hear the thunder of hoofs as the herd
got into motion behind us. The protecting fence seemed very far away.
Bushes slapped at us in passing. The difference between riding on even a
poor road and pedalling over this unsurfaced plain, level as it was,
became increasingly evident. And how to cross the fence to safety with a
crippled man and a laden wheel, even though we survived that long, was a
problem. The front wheel struck a sharp, projecting snag and air hissed
from the flattening tire. An instant later the rear tire also gave way,
but we pedalled desperately on, bumping along on the rims, which each
moment threatened to let us down.

We were nearing the western boundary when I heard a shout and glancing
to the right saw a man on horseback tearing down the road in our
direction. He began swinging his hat and shooting in the air, and as the
wheel struck the fence, almost throwing me to the ground, his horse
reared to a stop directly before us. To help Dan through, slip under
myself and drag the wheel to safety was the work of a moment and I was
free to watch the herd as they swerved away to the south.

“Gosh all hemlock, that was a close shave,” gasped the cowboy. “How in
Sam Hill did you all get into such a scrape?”

As I started to explain, he noticed that Dan was lame. He leaped from
the saddle and in a trice had loaded Dan onto the horse. Then, giving me
a hand with the wheel, started briskly in the direction of a
thrifty-looking farm.

We halted at last beneath a tree at the edge of the road. Dan let
himself down from his perch, and upon my firm assurance that we would be
all right, our rescuer resumed his interrupted journey. I kindled a
fire, brought water from a well, then sought the house, which stood well
back from the road, to secure the loan of a deep bucket. A timid little
woman accommodated me without demur; then followed curiously into camp.
At once I treated Dan’s ankle with a prolonged hot bath, followed by a
careful massage and the application of arnica-soaked bandages. The
little woman followed every motion with the keenest interest, and
discovering that I was a doctor, burst into a detailed account of an
accident that had befallen her young son. He had fallen from a tree and
sprained his wrist, which remained somewhat stiff. Would I be so kind as
to examine it and see what was wrong? This I agreed to do before
leaving, but for the present decided to make camp for the night, rest,
and calm my quivering nerves.

Next morning Dan was able to get to work on the wheel, replacing the
ruined tires with extras purchased in Kearney for some such emergency.
Again we rested during the heat of the day, and resolved to resume the
journey next morning.

The tandem was packed for the road when the farmer’s wife came hurrying
out to remind me of my promise regarding her boy. We entered the
farmyard, which swarmed with hogs of all sizes, and were led to an
enclosed shed where I shut in the wheel for safe keeping while we
entered the house.

But the lad was nowhere to be found. After an hour of searching, the
mother, assisted by an older brother, dragged the patient, struggling
and howling, from his hiding place in the attic; then held him while I
discovered a slight displacement of one of the small bones of the wrist.
This I reduced after considerable trouble, due to the boy’s unruly
temper, and bandaged the arm as the clock struck eleven. The mother then
insisted that we stay to dinner and as Dan was still rather in need of
rest, we accepted gratefully.

The head of the house, a great, burly, red-haired farmer, came in with
the oldest son, a perfect chip off the old block, and we sat down to a
repast of fried salt pork, fried potatoes, fried onions, hot biscuits
and coffee.

The meal concluded, the whole family went out to see us off. As I
rounded the corner of the shed, I noticed the door which I had latched
so carefully, standing open. Then what a sight met my eyes!

The wheel lay flat on the floor, groceries, bedding and equipment
scattered all about, while a shoving, grunting, struggling mass of hogs
rooted, trampled and fought over it. Chains were broken, tires torn from
the wheels, spokes out, skirt guard bent and twisted, while through and
over all was cocoa, sugar, coffee, plumbago, clothing, oil and pieces of
the repair kit.

“Haw, haw,” roared the farmer, delighted with the novel sight. “Them
hawgs sure have made a mash on that there bicycle.”

“Ya, hah. I fixed ’em, I fixed ’em,” shrieked my erstwhile patient,
jumping about in glee. The little woman burst into tears.

Dan seized a heavy single-tree, which stood in a corner, and laid about
him fiercely, sending the squealing drove pell-mell from the building.
Before the farmer could stay his hand, he had laid low with a broken
back a fine young boar. A few moments later a sow showed evidences of
internal trouble, was taken with convulsions, and while we were
gathering up the almost hopeless wreck, laid down and died, much to the
grief of friend farmer, whose mirth was turned to mourning. Dan declared
that the sow had swallowed his razor and wanted to hold an autopsy on
the remains, but was forced to let the cause of death stand as acute
indigestion.

The owner of the hogs cursed bitterly as we started to drag the poor old
wheel back to our little camp, where Dan spent a day and a half
endeavouring to repair it. But the case was hopeless. The good green
tandem would never take the open road again.

The world seemed desolate that night as we sat beside our dying campfire
discussing the situation. The mournful call of some night bird through
the vast silence waked melancholy echoes in my lonely heart. The wind,
moaning across the barren plains, spoke of darkness, inchoate,
overwhelming. The stars seemed to stare coldly down upon the whirling
mote to which we poor humans cling so doggedly. A gleam from a lighted
window of the farmhouse only added to my feeling of isolation. I
visioned the thousands of family groups gathered round the evening
lamps, enjoying the cosy comforts of home, the sense of peace and
security that springs from a recognised place in society, the feeling of
love and protection, the intimate companionship, and opportunity for
service,—the mother with her sewing, the father with magazine or paper,
the children with school books or toys—all unwitting, unheeding,
uncaring, utterly indifferent to the fate of the thousands who roam the
highways even as we, having no place to lay their heads. These, outcast,
abandoned, wretched, are exiles from a land of plenty through no fault
of their own—their only roof, the threatening vault of heaven, their
only couch, the bare cold ground, their evening lamp some solitary
campfire. Their naked souls shudder in the relentless blast of endless
ostracism.

Our little hoard of silver was running low. We knew by experience that
no work was to be had in this inhospitable land. Our only hope lay in
pressing forward.

Early next morning we cooked a meagre breakfast, packed such articles as
were worth saving into two bundles, swung these on our shoulders and
were off. We had covered perhaps eight miles and Dan was beginning to
complain of his ankle when in the distance we sighted a little
settlement strung out along the railroad track. As we approached, I took
both bundles and turned toward the railroad station to wait while Dan
searched for work.

As I crossed the right-of-way my attention was attracted by a man seated
on the ground, his back against a telegraph pole. As I walked past, he
raised his hat and spoke.

“I would advise you to stay away from the depot, madam. The station
agent is having a little dispute with a couple of drunken cowboys. It is
scarcely the place for a lady.”

“It is kind of you to warn me,” I replied. “It was my intention to wait
there for my husband, but we can scarcely miss one another in this
town.”

The stranger sprang to his feet. “Permit me to offer you my telegraph
pole,” he exclaimed with a winning smile. Lifting one of the blanket
rolls, he placed it for a seat, and as I settled myself, sank down on
the other bundle and entered into conversation.

He was a man on the sunny side of forty, tall, slender, but possessed of
evident strength. His mouth was at once humorous and stern, his nose,
high-arched with sensitive nostrils, gave him a cold, patrician air,
which one forgot when he spoke. Then white teeth flashed from his
sunbrowned face, and his eyes, of a peculiarly intense reddish-brown,
twinkled roguishly. Never had I listened to a more musical human voice.
With the utmost tact he led me to tell of our experiences. Soon he was
in possession of the salient features of our journey.

“I am a sort of Ishmaelite myself,” he declared. “I take my home with
me. I pay no rent, no interest, no taxes. I do no worrying. I make no
plans. I dream no dreams. I enjoy all in the way of good living that a
human animal can hope for. When this civilisation is tottering to its
fall, I shall be safe in a mountain resort known to me alone, prepared
to round out my days in peace and comfort.”

“Too bad that such a nice appearing man should be so crazy,” I said to
myself as he ceased speaking. As though in answer to my thought he burst
out laughing.

“Oh, I’m not as crazy as I sound. At any rate, I’m mighty practical
about it, as I shall soon demonstrate to you. My modern prairie
schooner, a home on wheels, will be along presently, and then I hope to
initiate you into a rational method of living in an insane world. Yonder
the caravan approaches.”

Following his gaze, I saw a team of mules hitched to a long, broad,
light spring wagon with a black cover like a heavy automobile top,
driven by a large fair woman, dressed in a yellow duster. Close behind a
young man followed with a team of horses attached to a smaller wagon or
buckboard.

My acquaintance stepped to the side of the road and hailed the woman,
who halted at the edge of the right-of-way. After a brief conversation,
she turned the mules and moved off across the track. The man turned as
Dan approached and introduced himself at once.

“My name is Adams—Frank Adams,” said he, “and I have been having a chat
with your good wife. As a consequence, there is a matter of business, a
little proposition that I would like to put up to you. But this is no
place to talk. Besides, the hour grows late and we must make
preparations for the night. I have directed my outfit to a camping place
in a grove of trees that I located this morning and I should be very
much pleased to have the two of you come over with me and enjoy a real
open-air dinner. Afterwards we’ll make ourselves comfortable and go
fully into my plan, which I have every reason to believe will result in
pleasure and financial benefit to us all.”

Dan seemed favourably impressed by the stranger’s frank address.
Besides, there was nothing to hope for in our present situation. So he
picked up a bundle, our friend shouldered the other, and we were off for
the camping ground.

As we entered the clump of trees, my eye was caught by a small chicken
coop with slatted bottom, which was suspended beneath the rear end of
the wagon bed. Our guide stepped forward and swung open the door. Three
fine young Plymouth Rock hens, who had been eagerly awaiting this
opportunity, fluttered out and began to peck and scratch vigorously.

“This simple arrangement insures a few fresh eggs for emergencies,” Mr.
Adams informed me. “These hens are very tame and are quite accustomed to
this mode of living. Now and then, as to-day, we get a couple of fryers,
and sometimes a nice fat hen for roasting, which we confine in the rear
compartment until wanted. Thus we are seldom at a loss for fresh meat.
Just step around to the front and I’ll show you the cooking
arrangements.”

At the front of the wagon we found the woman actively engaged in
preparations for supper. Our acquaintance informed her of our situation
in a few crisp sentences and without waiting for a formal introduction
she took up the task of enlightening us in the art of scientific
camping. She directed our attention to the dashboard which pivoted in
the centre on a horizontal axis to form a support or worktable that
could be used for dining purposes if necessary. A hood, which telescoped
under the front edge of the wagon cover, could be pushed forward on such
occasions, and by rolling down the curtains, perfect protection could be
secured from wind and rain. As we gazed, the young man brought a pail of
fresh water and set it in a metal ring which was clamped to a front
upright. The back of the seat was made in two parts, and to the back of
the left-hand one—formed of sheet metal—a gasoline stove with oven
attachment was fastened. The upright back revolved in such a way that
the stove faced the rear when the seat was occupied, but could be turned
to the front for cooking purposes. The housewife—camp-wife would be the
better term in this case—could sit in comfort in the right-hand seat and
secure everything required from the racks or from the boxes on the bed
of the wagon. With competent hands she opened the oven door and withdrew
a pan of cookies which flooded the air with a rich, spicy odour. These
she replaced with a pan of biscuits, then produced a large skillet of
broiling chicken from beneath the spreading burner which heated the
oven. A few deft touches and the savoury pieces went back for further
browning.

“I generally make most of my preparations while travelling,” she
informed me. “The mules are so gentle that they amble along without much
driving and everything is so convenient that I can cook without stepping
from the rig. Even the water is handy.” She pointed to a heavy canvas
bag, beaded with moisture, which hung on the outside wall.

The side walls within were fitted with ingenious racks like a kitchen
cabinet, and a little to the rear and close against the roof I discerned
the wire springs of a suspended bed.

“Yes,” our host explained, in answer to my question. “The top framework
is of metal, made extra strong with a block and tackle arrangement for
hoisting the bed as soon as it is made each morning. The mattress and
springs were made to order and are very light. By disposing of it in
this fashion we gain free access to our stores which, as you see, fill
the bottom of the wagon. The horse feed is in the rear, our clothing
lies in the centre, and the food supplies occupy the front. We have
lived entirely out of doors, summer and winter, for two years now, and
have suffered practically no inconvenience from bad weather.”

“I wouldn’t move into a house again for anything,” his wife exclaimed.
“You have no idea what a pleasant life this is. Housework is reduced to
almost nothing, we get a chance to see the country and are as free as
air.”

“Don’t you find it rather crowded at times?” I asked.

“Oh, no. Every few days we make a regular camp where we stay for a day
or two. Then I get out the portable oven, make a wood fire, bake bread
and cake, cook meat and vegetables, wash the clothes, and plan for the
next jump.”

Our host went to the rear, lifted off the flat top of a fibre trunk,
unfolded a set of legs and set it up as a table. Then he lifted out the
seat from the second wagon, unloaded three folding camp chairs and
proceeded to set the table with white enamel dishes.

Meanwhile, the young man, Peter Bates, had come in from caring for the
livestock, and was introduced. We all sat down to broiled chicken,
boiled potatoes warmed in gravy, hot biscuits and honey, stewed fruit,
cookies and tea. The food was delicious.

“What do you think of the cooking?” enquired our host, serving us a
second helping of chicken. “Not many places where you can get meals like
this. We live on the fat of the land the whole year round, don’t we,
honey-drips?”

“You’re quite right. That’s just what we do. And nothing to worry us,
either,” responded his wife.

Mine host produced a bottle of port, while Bates brought out cigars.
They greeted our pleasant refusal to indulge with uplifted brows, and
when Dan passed by the perfectos as well Mr. Adams remarked: “And not
even a cigarette? You are a Puritan, if I may be pardoned for saying so.
Well, maybe we can do business in spite of handicaps.” He paused to
light a cigar, then lounged back in the wagon seat.

“I’m a sort of sublimated pedler. I travel from town to town selling a
couple of styles of window signs, which our young friend Pete here, puts
up for me. Then, to insure continuous action, I take orders for a
special lamp and for handy tools—combinations, you know—in the country
districts. Thus I am never out of a job. The lamp orders are filled by a
mail order house in Chicago, as are the ones for tools, so that I carry
nothing but a sample. The signs consist of letters which are pasted on
the inner side of the window glass.... You’ve seen them many times.

“Peter wants to quit us and push on to Cheyenne, and while I am
perfectly competent to put up the orders, I dislike to do so. Why work,
when I can profit from the labour of others? And that is where you come
in. I’ll get the orders and pay you so much for each sign that you put
up. In fact, I’ll even do better. If you are able to pick up an order
here and there, I’ll sell you the supplies for ten per cent above cost
to me. The work is easy. Any mechanical man with a true eye can manage
with a little instruction and a day or two of experience.”

“Oh, yes,” young Bates broke in, “I’ve always been a clerk, but I had no
difficulty in getting the hang of this thing. I wanted to go to
Cheyenne, and this gave me a fine chance to see the country and make a
little dough on the side.”

“A man with your experience and training should have no trouble at all
in making two or three dollars a day,” the boss continued. “And it
should be mostly velvet. Honey-drips has a little side line of her own.
She carries a few toilet accessories to sell to the ladies. In the
country districts the housewives are only too glad to have an
opportunity to get such things in exchange for butter, eggs, poultry,
vegetables, or even bread and canned fruit. We can always use the stuff
some way and it cuts the living expenses to almost nothing. I get horse
feed in exchange for tools and lamps, and often I can let the animals
graze for a day at a time. Now your wife can get a supply of these
female fixings for ten per cent above cost and make most of your living.
After you have played the game for a month or two and find you like it,
I’ll fix up that second wagon like this one here. We use it now for
trips off the main line where we don’t want to take the heavy outfit.

“That’s the gist of the plan. Now, how does the scheme strike you?”

“I’d be glad enough to get a couple of dollars a day over our living,”
replied Dan. “What do you think about it, Ethel?”

“I believe it would be an excellent thing for the present, at least. Of
course, I won’t be satisfied till we get back to California, but we
should be able to save money enough to make the trip comfortably in a
few months if we manage carefully.”

“Well, so far as getting to California is concerned,” observed Mr.
Adams, “we expect to arrive there about the middle of next December. We
will work the territory between here and Cheyenne, then swing down
across Colorado, pass through Arizona in November, and work California
in the winter months. Then if you have not come to love this life, as I
think you will, you can leave us and return to the old grubby
existence.”

“Now, that will be splendid,” I cried enthusiastically. “We’ll not only
reach home, but we’ll see the country and save some money for a fresh
start—we’ll need all we can save before we get on our feet again, I’m
afraid.”

“Very well, then, good people. We’ll consider the matter settled. You
can camp here to-night and begin to learn the ropes the first thing in
the morning.”

The conversation turned on the day’s work and I gathered a fair idea of
the usual activities. Mr. Adams would take the light team and with Mr.
Bates push ahead, leaving Mrs. Adams to pursue a leisurely course with
the mules. The men struck the first little store they came to, or if the
country was very sparsely settled, they stopped at a farm. If they
secured a sign order from the store-keeper, Bates remained to place it,
depending on Mrs. Adams to pick him up as she passed. Meanwhile, Mr.
Adams drove on to solicit more orders, search out a suitable camping
place, and otherwise prepare for the coming of his party. This
particular morning Adams had left the light team with Bates, who was
busy with a sign, and had caught a ride in a passing buggy to the little
town where I had met him. Each day’s programme was the spontaneous
result of immediate needs.

As we rose to say good-night, Mrs. Adams produced milk, eggs and
whiskey, and they prepared a customary night cap. I was startled by the
enormous draught of liquor poured out by our employer, who, noting my
surprise, remarked apologetically, “I’ve been a frightful sufferer from
insomnia for a number of years. That was one of the reasons which led me
to adopt this mode of living, but even the open air has failed to
relieve me. I’ve tried vigorous exercise, long walks, hot food and drink
on retiring, medicines—everything—and I’ve found my only relief in these
stiff jolts of whiskey. At times I am compelled to get up in the night
and find the bottle. But I never become intoxicated.”

“I should think that sort of thing would ruin your digestion.”

“Well, I take certain precautions. I always take my evening dram in the
form of an eggnog, and if I need a drink in the night, I take a large
cup of milk first, which seems to prevent any untoward effects.”

We made camp at the far side of the grove and were up bright and early,
ready for the day’s work with the “California outfit,” as we dubbed the
new caravan. The three men set out with the buckboard, while Mrs. Adams
and I broke camp. After everything was packed and the mules hitched to
the wagon, my companion got out a few handfuls of chicken feed and soon
had the hens nicely settled for the day’s journey. Once the mules were
in the main road and headed in the right direction, she slipped the
lines into a patent clutch and began to unpack her wares.

I was glad to find the goods of excellent quality and reasonable in
price. She gave me a few talking points for each article, told me how
much cash I should demand or about how much I could expect in trade.
Trading, she observed, was an art in itself and worthy of much study.
Stock was replenished by frequent orders to Chicago, the goods being
consigned to the larger towns along the route. Thus she would find a
fresh supply awaiting her at Sydney, Nebraska, and would there place an
order to be shipped to Cheyenne, Wyoming.

I had familiarised myself with the most important details when we
approached a good-sized farmhouse.

“Come in and watch me work this time, and at the next place you can try
it yourself,” she remarked, swinging the mules into the driveway.

A weary-looking woman opened the door at our knock and brightened with
interest when she learned of our errand. She led the way to the closely
shut parlour, and flung open the old-fashioned blinds as Mrs. Adams
prepared her goods for inspection. After long consideration she laid
down the case with a sigh.

“I’d just love to buy some of these things, but I haven’t a cent in the
house. My husband is working way over in the back lot and anyhow I’d
hate to bother him.”

“Now, maybe you’d like to trade for what you want. I would be glad to
get some good, smooth potatoes or nice fresh vegetables if you have any
to spare.”

“Oh, could I do that?” Her voice was eager as a child’s. “Come right
into the kitchen and see what you would like.”

Inside of half an hour we were back in the wagon with a fine assortment
of vegetables. In fact, it seemed to me that we had much the best of the
bargain. In answer to some such observation, Mrs. Adams chuckled.

“When I saw how that woman had been trained, I led her right along. She
has no idea of the value of money or of produce either. How can she,
when her husband never allows her a cent of spending money? The kind of
women who must always beg for every calico dress and pair of shoes, go
wild when they have a chance to trade for themselves. You should do as
much business as possible with them—take anything they have—get flour or
sugar if there is nothing else on hand. String ’em along and you can get
a wagon load of groceries for a dollar’s worth of goods.”

Privately registering a determination to do nothing of the kind, I
observed, “I should think their husbands would find out about that sort
of thing and make trouble.”

“Don’t worry, we’d be well out of the way before they could find out
anything about the business.”

“I wasn’t thinking about you and me, but about the farmer’s wife. Seems
to me she has troubles enough without our adding to her burdens.”

“Now, you got to learn the first principles of this business, and the
main thing is to look out for number one. Skin the other woman every
chance you get. Lots of times they’ll stick you and by minding your own
business, you’ll come out about even in the end. And you needn’t think
there is anything new in a wife’s selling the groceries out of the house
to get a few nickels to spend for herself. Why, when I lived in——” She
stopped abruptly, then resumed. “Most grocerymen have cases of women who
make a habit of padding the bills to get a few dollars returned on the
sly. It’s all in the game, and you’ve got to play your end of it.”

“Well, I can’t say I like that kind of a game,” I declared decidedly. “I
hope the day will come soon when men and women will develop a new
psychology along those lines. The first thing that should be settled
after a couple become engaged is the money question. They should have a
definite understanding as to how the money is to be spent after
marriage, and the girl should see to it that she never drifts into a
position where she must plead with some man for what rightfully belongs
to her.”

“That sounds very pretty, my dear, but most girls are glad enough to
catch a man without taking chances by arguing over money matters—they’re
too scared of being old maids.”

“That’s mostly the fault of their training or, I should say, lack of
training. So long as they are led to consider marriage the whole end and
aim of life, I suppose they’ll go on getting into situations where they
are compelled to cheat and steal and lie to secure a few paltry nickels.
If I had a daughter, I should see that she was fully equipped to become
a self-supporting, self-respecting member of society, a woman who would
not look upon marriage as the only possible solution of life’s
problems.”

Mrs. Adams rolled her eyes in horror. “Good gracious, woman, you talk
like one of these here suffragettes. If I had a girl that talked like
that I’d disown her. Why, you want to break up the home!”

“If financial independence for women means breaking up the home, then
let it be broken. Poverty and the economic dependence of woman on man is
the curse of the whole sex relation. It extends from the society matron
who caresses and fawns upon a husband whom she loathes in order to
wheedle him into the gift of a diamond necklace, a new mansion or other
extravagance, through all the middle class women who lie and cheat and
steal the household goods to get spending money, on down to the
daughters of the poor who are forced to sell their bodies in order to
exist. We frown upon European marriages, but expect our own girls to
make good matches, marry for a home, do anything to catch a man. Faugh,
the thought makes me ill. If we support the American idea of matrimony,
then we must admit that the only proper basis for marriage is love. If
we are to have free men, we must have free women who refuse to sell
themselves for a home, social position, or material gain in any form
whatsoever. We must adopt a single standard of morals, and abolish
prostitution, both within and without the marriage relation.”

“Why—why, you—I’m surprised at you,” stuttered my companion. “I never
heard a woman speak such words before. Such talk is indecent, that’s
what it is, indecent.”

“The truth is often considered indecent, I believe, especially the naked
truth. Like the human body, it needs to be concealed by a peek-a-boo
waist of prudery and licentiousness.”

“Stop, stop, not another word.... Such language is positively
shocking ... not fit for a decent woman to listen to.”

At this point in this most shocking conversation, the mules headed for a
wretched two-room shack that stood a little away from the road. To me
the place appeared too poverty-stricken for hope of business, but our
driver let the mules have their way.

A frowsy woman was carrying two heavy pails of water from a well near
which stood a cesspool, a ramshackle shed for stock and a great heap of
refuse. The dooryard swarmed with dogs, hogs and children. A sallow
girl, gathering corncobs for the fire, loosed her loaded petticoat and
dashed forward to greet us. Mrs. Adams seized her sample case and
leaving the mules to their own devices, scrambled from the wagon. I
followed meekly.

The farmer’s wife set down her dripping burden, wiped her hands on her
tattered apron and proffered us a brimming dipper. Thirsty as I was, I
felt impelled to decline—the well’s environment did not appeal to my
taste. No sooner were we within the house, than Mrs. Adams opened
negotiations for a side of bacon.

“We’ve got some extry bacon, but I dunno about sparin’ none. My old
man’s aiming to take some into town to trade in a day or two and I dunno
what he’d say if I let go of a side.”

“Oh, Maw,” broke in the oldest girl, who had been examining our display
with longing eyes, “never mind what Paw says. If he trades the side
meat, he’ll just get drunk on the money. He always does.”

“You shut your mouth and don’t go talking about your Paw.” The mother
gave the girl a sharp slap on the ear as she spoke.

The child’s face crimsoned. “I don’t care. It ain’t right. We don’t ever
do anything but work, work, work, and Paw, he never works. Then
everything goes for hateful old booze. It ain’t right.”

“Now, now, Mandy, you orta treat your Paw with respect. I can’t see
what’s getting into the young ones these days, especially the girls.
Mandy here, bellered her head off cause we let Jeffie, that’s our
oldest, stop last winter with my brother Jed to go to school. She
thought she orta gone too.”

“Jeff’s had two years more in school now than I’ve had, and still I’m
ahead of him.”

“That’s all the more reason why you orta stay home and work. Jeffie’s a
boy and needs schoolin’, while you’re a——”

“You’re quite right,” Mrs. Adams interrupted; “a girl don’t need much
book learning. She wants to learn to cook and sew and take good care of
her house so she can make some man a good wife.”

“Yes, so she can plough and harrow and husk corn and carry swill to the
hogs while her man goes to town and gets drunk. I hate men. I hate men.”
The girl’s eyes blazed.

“Get out that door, you ungrateful hussy, or I’ll give you a good
lambasting.” The child burst into tears as her mother pursued her from
the untidy living room. “I can’t see what’s got into the child. She’s
always been such a comfort to me—worked since she was knee high to a
duck. Seems like she’s dead set on going to school, but I can’t spare
her. Why this spring, she and I put in eighty acres of corn with our own
hands, besides milking seven cows and all the other work. I’ve only got
the one boy; he’s the oldest in the family. I aim he should have an
education, but Jeffie hates school. Mandy can learn as much in eight
weeks scattered through the winter term as he can in a year, but the
spite of it is she’s only a girl and don’t need schoolin’.”

“You’re very wise to keep her with you. A woman’s place is in the home.
Now, don’t you think it would be a good idea to trade me that bacon?
It’ll make the girl contented to get these things she wants and she’ll
forget all about that fool notion of going to school. She needs stuff
like this to attract the boys. You make the trade and then figure out
some way of pulling the wool over the old man’s eyes.”

“Well, maybe I can manage some way. I orta get something for the poor
child, I suppose. Paw’ll raise Cain, but he does that anyhow. Now,
what’ll you let me have for a good fat side of bacon?”

Leaving the two women to conclude the bargain, I stepped outside and
sought Mandy. The poor girl seemed only too glad to find a sympathetic
soul to confide in.

She was sixteen years old, she said, and although her opportunities for
study had been so limited, she had managed to keep up with her classes
by studying every spare moment. For the past two years her teacher had
taken a special interest in her and had advised and helped her in every
possible way. She had a great ambition. It was to become a school
teacher and thus be able to help her mother and younger sisters.

“Toots is past fourteen and strong for her age,” she concluded, “and May
is twelve. They could help Maw out if I was gone. If I could only have
Jeff’s chance—just have some place to live while I went to school. But
Maw won’t hear of it. I just don’t know what to do. It’s not for me
alone, it’s all the little ones. Paw gets worse all the time, and Jeff’s
got no ambition. I got to succeed to save the family.” She squared her
wiry little shoulders as though to support the world.

“Sometimes people are willing to take a good, strong girl and let her
earn her board and keep while she goes to school by working mornings and
nights and holidays. It’s a pretty hard way to live. A girl must be a
servant and never gets any fun. Would you want to do that?”

Mandy stretched out her browned and calloused hands. “Do you see those
paws? I’ve milked cows and curried mules and ploughed and suckered corn,
to say nothing of washing dishes and packing wood and water and such
like, all without any hope at all. Give me a chance to earn an education
and I’ll work these fingers to the bone and be glad to do it.”

“Well, I can’t promise you anything definite, but I meet lots of people
and I’ll see what I can do. If I do find a place, how’ll I let you
know?”

“I’ll give you the address of Mrs. Cummings. That’s where my teacher
boarded. You can send a letter there for me and she’ll see that I get it
safely. Oh, if you’ll only get me a chance!”

“Are you sure you have the courage to leave your home in the face of the
opposition of your father and mother and go away alone to work in some
stranger’s kitchen? You’re under age, too, you know, and if your parents
can find you, they can force you to return. You’ll have to cut yourself
off from them for two whole years.”

“Yes, I can do it. I swear to you, I will do it—cross my heart and hope
to die. I wouldn’t leave my mother, if I didn’t feel sure it’s for her
own good. I can do so much for her when I get to be a teacher. You’ll
try to get me a chance, won’t you?”

I promised to do my best.

As Mrs. Adams came out of the door with her side of bacon, Mandy dashed
inside, and returned in a few moments with a piece of paper which she
slipped into my hand.

“Here’s the address,” she whispered. “You won’t forget, will you?
Please, please, don’t forget.”

With a few reassuring words I bade her good-bye and took my place in the
wagon.

“That good-for-nothing hussy of a girl will come to a bad end, you mark
my words,” Mrs. Adams said spitefully, as I turned to wave my hand to
the plucky little figure standing in the dust of the roadside, “but I
suppose you think she’s real cute, running down her poor old father.”

We jogged along in silence for some time, then, as we approached a
prosperous-looking farm, my employer suggested that I try my hand at the
game. With sinking heart I dragged my reluctant feet up the path, but
was surprised and reassured by the warmth of my reception. Unlike the
city dweller, the average country woman rather welcomes the call of a
peddler. I was fortunate in more ways than one, for my customer had
money and made a large selection, so that I was enabled to pay for my
goods and retain sixty-five cents to jingle in my pocket.

For the rest of the day, we took turns at the farmhouses and by night I
had quite a supply of food, which represented clear profit, as I had
paid for the toilet articles in produce. Dan and I had determined to
attend to our own culinary operations instead of boarding with Mrs.
Adams, as had been suggested. We felt that we could save more money, and
while our table was not elaborate, it satisfied our needs very nicely.

About five o’clock we overtook the men, and following their direction,
soon arrived at the camping place.

The evening meal concluded, Dan and I were sitting beside our little
fire, comparing the day’s experiences, when Mr. Adams strolled over and
threw himself down beside us. After some desultory conversation, he
plunged into a philosophical discussion.

“Have you ever made a study of Nietzsche?” he demanded.

“I’ve tried to read him, but with little success,” I replied. “His
philosophy is so revolting to me, that I can scarcely pass an unbiassed
judgment on him.”

“You surprise me. I consider Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche the greatest
genius and the most profound philosopher that the world has yet
produced. His work is so free from sentimental mush, his attitude is so
clearly scientific, he shows none of the weakness that comes from....”

“Oh, Frankie, love, come quick. I need you.” It was the voice of our
friend’s fair partner. He rose slowly to his feet and bade us
good-night.

“I have a hunch that Honey-drips does not care for philosophy,” observed
Dan, as we rose to turn in for the night.

The next few days were uneventful. Mr. Bates took a train for Cheyenne,
leaving Dan to handle the sign orders alone. We had accumulated an
abundant supply of farm produce of all kinds, in fact, we were
overstocked in some lines, so that Mr. Adams suggested a change of
programme. Instead of riding behind the mule team, I now go with the men
in the buckboard, and while Mr. Adams solicits sign orders, and Dan puts
them up, I canvass the towns where my goods sell for cash.

The drives seem but half as long as before, thanks to the superior speed
of the horses and the pleasant banter of Mr. Adams, who is a most
interesting conversationalist.

The man is a wonderful study. He often starts to speak of some personal
experience and breaks off in the middle of the first sentence. He never
has given me the least hint of his earlier life, but I feel sure that he
is a college man. There must be some mystery in his life. I spoke of my
beliefs to Dan.

He replied, “The only mystery that I see is that he is falling in love
with you, and that’s not much of a mystery either. Honey-drips sees how
the wind blows and loves you like a rattlesnake.”

I indignantly denied the allegation, for Mr. Adams’ conduct had been
exemplary. But Dan refused to retract his unjust words, so I determined
to keep my opinions to myself.




                                                                  TWELVE

                                                      _July 12th, 1908_,
                                                       SYDNEY, NEBRASKA.




                                 TWELVE


                                      _July 12, 1908. Sydney, Nebraska._

We had worked a small town a half day’s drive east of Sydney, where
pressing business awaited Mr. Adams’ immediate attention. Dan had a
number of sign orders to fill and Mrs. Adams some culinary duties to
perform, so it came about that Mr. Adams and I drove ahead with the
buckboard, leaving the others to finish their tasks and follow.

We rose early and began our journey as the rose and opal tints of dawn
were disappearing in the mounting flood of sunlight. The air was cool
and bracing and the horses cavorted with delight as we spun past the
scattering outposts of the village and took the white, winding road
across the western plain.

Mr. Adams set me down at the edge of town and headed for the express and
telegraph office, while I prepared for peddling. He was out of sight
before I realised that we had not touched the lunch that was in the
buckboard, although it was after one o’clock. I hadn’t a cent with me,
for I had put all the money available into an order for special goods,
which Mr. Adams was going to send east. Making change might prove
awkward at first, but I could only do my best. I selected the most
prosperous street and set resolutely to work.

At the first three houses the inmates refused to open the door, although
I could see them peering at me from within.

“Nothing to-day,” exclaimed the fourth housewife before I could open my
mouth.

I was growing very thirsty and as I walked up a flower-bordered path to
a vine-covered veranda, I decided to ask for a drink of water without
mentioning my wares. A sharp-nosed woman answered my ring.

“Please, madam, could I trouble you for a drink of water?” I asked.

“You can’t play any of your tricks on me,” she replied spitefully,
slamming the door in my face.

As I walked slowly through the yard, I saw a pleasant-faced young
Swedish girl at work on the back porch of the large house next door.

“She’ll surely give me a drink,” I said to myself. She greeted me with a
smile as I made known my wants and in a moment I was quenching the
thirst which had grown unendurable. As I set down the glass she noted my
sample case.

“You bane sell someting?” she enquired with a wide smile.

With eager hands she fell upon the toilet articles as I opened the case.

“Yaw, yaw,” she cried. “I bane want someting long, long tam. Youst wait.
I got money.”

She disappeared into the house.

I was laying out her selections when a harsh voice startled me.

“How dare you sneak into my home and take up the time of my maids? Leave
this house instantly.”

I whirled around, too amazed to speak. A large, pompous woman was
standing in the inner doorway, motioning me out with a be-ringed hand.

“But—but madam,” I stammered, “your maid wants to buy some of these
articles. She has gone to get the money.”

“I’ll not have you cheating my servants. Go away from here.”

The girl appeared at that moment, but her mistress blocked the door.

“Hulda, you stay right where you are. Shame on you, wasting valuable
time on a tricky pedler. What do you suppose I pay you wages for?”

“Oh, mam. I ban long tam want....”

“That will do. That will do. I don’t want any of your saucy talk. You
are paid to do the housework, so get at it.” She turned on me.

“Get off these premises at once. You may be able to swindle these
ignorant foreigners, but you can’t impose on me. Go now, or I’ll call
the constable. The very idea, crowding yourself right into people’s
homes, talking to their servants, impudent....”

She was still raving as I passed out of hearing. The day was very warm.
I was dusty and tired and hungry. Aimlessly I followed the street till
it terminated in a country road and finally sank down by the roadside,
too weary and disheartened to think clearly.

I was roused by the sound of pattering hoofs and glancing up, saw a team
of grey Indian ponies, attached to a light buckboard, come scampering
around a curve. They shied sharply at sight of my recumbent figure,
reared and tried to break into a run. Their driver drew them in with
masterly skill, and circling through the weeds and brush, returned to
learn the cause of the fracas. She was a tall, strong woman, with an
aquiline nose and iron grey hair. The smile with which she greeted me as
I approached the wagon was very winning.

“Is there something the matter? Are you ill or hurt?” she inquired,
leaning toward me with kindling eyes.

“No, just tired and a bit blue, I guess. It didn’t seem worth while to
walk any more, so I dropped right down here.”

“Pardon me, but aren’t you a stranger to these parts? I don’t recall
seeing you before. In these little towns we generally know every one, at
least by sight.”

“Yes, I arrived only a couple of hours ago, but I know this town pretty
well already.”

She searched my face as though seeking the true meaning of my words;
then her eyes fell on my sample case, which was still clutched in my
left hand.

“Oh, you are selling something,” she exclaimed. “What is it, books?”

“No, not books. And I’m not selling anything either—not in this town.”

“Oh, so that’s it. You must have started on the wrong street. Suppose
you jump in with me and ride out to the house. Maybe it will change your
luck.”

I hesitated for a moment, my usual faith in human nature somewhat shaken
by recent experiences.

“Come on, now. Jump in. I’ll bring you back to wherever you want to go,
whenever you are ready.”

I walked around the wagon and clambered in. The ponies bounded forward,
and away we flew, winding up among low, rolling hills, until we came to
a small house perched on the side of a knoll. Care of the team had
occupied my companion’s attention to the exclusion of conversation until
we had entered the house. Then, as she set out a substantial
lunch—afternoon tea, she termed it—we began to get acquainted.

Mrs. Holiday’s home was in Cheyenne, but her husband owned this large
stock ranch, which led them to make frequent visits to Sydney.

As evening approached, she declared her intention of driving into town
after Dan and keeping the two of us as long as our business permitted us
to remain in the neighbourhood. Leaving me to devour a tableful of
newspapers and late magazines, the first I had seen in months, she sped
away with her frisky team and returned with Dan, who had grown quite
accustomed to my peculiar way of making myself at home in unusual
places. As they drove into the yard, Mr. Holiday rode in from the range
and we all were soon on a most friendly footing.

Mr. Adams had already left a couple of sign orders with Dan to put up
the next morning, but instead of going into town with him to resume my
interrupted labours as a pedler, I decided to take a day off to wash and
mend our clothing and incidentally starch my crumpled courage by an
interchange of confidences with my hostess, who possessed a peculiarly
invigorating temperament.

Her early years had been full of privations and severe struggles to gain
an education. She had become a high school teacher, but her health
failed, forcing her to seek the high altitudes of the Rockies. Here she
had met and married Mr. Holiday, a well-to-do cattle man, and they had
built a home in Cheyenne. One child—a girl—was born to them, but she had
died some two years previously. Since her death the mother had been
almost mad with loneliness, finding her chief consolation in mothering
the calves and colts and other young creatures of the range.

She was greatly interested in the history of our experiences, and as I
was telling her the story of Mandy of the corn fields, she suddenly
leaned forward with sparkling eyes.

“Give me the address of that Mrs. Cummings. I’m going back there and if
she is half the gritty little heroine that you make her out to be, I’ll
bring her home with me and see that she gets the best education that
money can buy. Maybe I’ll take one or two of the other children, too.”

“But ... but maybe their mother will object,” I faltered.

“It won’t do her a bit of good if she does,” Mrs. Holiday replied
firmly. “I always get what I go after. You know, when I saw you beside
the road yesterday, I felt impelled to take you home with me. I believe
in that kind of instinct—intuition—fate—call it what you will. That
little Mandy will be my girl. I can teach her so much. It will be like
renewing my youth. Of course, she’ll go to school in Cheyenne, too, and
later to college if she likes. Oh, I’ll get her—rest assured of that.
It’s mostly a question of money, anyway.”

I handed over the address without another word. Yes, it would be largely
a question of money with that drunken father and ignorant mother, and it
would be a wonderful opportunity for Mandy.

The workings of fate are marvellous to contemplate. If that old harridan
of a woman had not ordered me from her house, I would not have wandered
out into the country and met Mrs. Holiday. Then Mandy would not have had
her chance. Thus, the harridan woman is clearly seen to be but an
instrument of a benign Providence. Should she be censured for an act
that results in so much good? I put the question to my companion, who
laughed as I told her the story.

“You were unfortunate in that you began operations in the fashionable
quarter of our fair city. I know the woman you describe. She is the
shining light of local clubdom, the greatest society leader here. She
would be highly insulted at the idea of serving as an instrument of
Fate. Why, she would not be the servant of the Almighty himself—if she
can’t boss the job, she won’t play.”

“It must be rather hard on the maid,” I observed.

“Well, she’s notorious for the way she handles her servants. She gets
these green foreigners fresh from the old country, and keeps them penned
in her kitchen so long as they will endure it. They are taught to cook
and wash and all that, but she pays next to nothing, and does her best
to prevent their learning decent English or mingling with their kind.
She is a fine person to talk of swindling ignorant foreigners. A worse
exploiter of unfortunate servant girls it would be difficult to find.

“But to-morrow I’ll take you into another part of town, over where the
human people live, and probably you will do quite well.”

She was a good prophet, for I have succeeded in clearing nearly five
dollars during the last few days. It will be with keen regret that I
leave my newfound friend to-morrow morning and take the road again with
the California outfit.




                                                                THIRTEEN

                                                          _July 23rd_,
                                                      CHEYENNE, WYOMING.




                                THIRTEEN


                                         _July 23rd. Cheyenne, Wyoming._

Alas, for our dreams of a comfortable journey home; alas for our
expectation of seeing the country; alas, too, for our hopes of saving
money for a fresh start in the world. We face mountains and desert with
nothing but a grim determination to win or die.

After we left Sydney, Mrs. Adams abandoned herself to a mounting
jealousy, which became increasingly evident to us all. The hours that I
was forced to spend with her behind the ambling mules, were torture. She
took advantage of every opportunity to annoy and humiliate me, so that
every atom of my patience and control was needed to avoid a scene. But
my best efforts availed nothing with the woman. We had been travelling
through a very sparsely settled region some twenty-five or thirty miles
east of Cheyenne when the affair came to a climax. About eleven o’clock
I left Mrs. Adams waiting in the country road while I called at a farm
house, which stood some distance away in a clump of trees. She had
refused to drive in as usual, but had ordered me to go in and trade for
or purchase some fresh eggs. When I reached the house no one was at
home, and after considerable search in the outbuildings, I returned
empty handed to the road, only to find the wagon gone. Dust was rising
in the distance and I could just see the black wagon top as the mules
pulled slowly over a rise.

My blood was boiling as I set off down the road at a jog trot, expecting
to overtake the slow-going mules in the first mile or so. I was within
hailing distance of the team when Mrs. Adams glanced back, whipped the
animals into a lively trot, and with an insulting gesture coolly
outdistanced me.

“Very well,” I said to myself, steadying my pace. “I’ll walk no further
than the first water. Then I’ll rest until night. Dan will come into
camp and miss me. He’ll take the buckboard and start hunting. And when
we finally come up with that woman there will be something doing.”

But water is scarce in that country, and at last I sat down in the
sparse shade of a clump of bushes to wait for a rescue. It came much
sooner than I expected, for it was not more than three o’clock when I
was roused from a light doze by a cheerful halloo and sprang up to see
Mr. Adams reining in the horses. He leaped down in a jiffy, brought out
the oozing canvas bag of water that he always carried in this desert
country and handed me a delicious draught.

“Get right into the rig, and I’ll unpack your lunch,” he exclaimed
solicitously, assisting me over the wheel. “I only learned of this
infernal outrage by accident. I landed a rather unusual order this
morning and, leaving your husband on the job to sketch the
preliminaries, drove back to meet the wagon and rush along the necessary
supplies. What was my surprise to find you missing. My wife and I had a
beautiful row while I was putting up this lunch and starting back to
look for you. She’s gone ahead now, to take that new lot of letters to
your husband.”

He had turned the team around as he spoke and was driving rapidly along
the western track. Then I looked up from my meal in surprise, for he had
swung into a narrow trail leading away to the north.

“What’s the idea?” I inquired. “Aren’t you taking the wrong turning?”

“There is a little spring up here a mile or so where we’ll stop to feed
and water the horses. They’ve been jogging pretty steadily since early
this morning.”

It was true. The poor beasts were in need of food and water, and I was
glad when we drew up at a tiny stream, which flowed through the bottom
of a ravine, where we could enjoy the protecting shade of a few
straggling willows. Mr. Adams unharnessed the sweat-stained animals,
allowed them a swallow or two of water and spread a flake of baled hay
for them to munch until cool enough to eat their grain. I had settled
myself beneath a tree and had just finished my lunch when he threw
himself down beside me.

“Ethel,” he began, “you are too fine a woman for the kind of life you
are leading. I love you, dear. Won’t you let me take you away and give
you all the beautiful things that belong to you?”

I gazed at him a moment in silence. “Aren’t you forgetting yourself, Mr.
Adams?” I inquired coldly. “How about your wife?”

“Oh, that woman. She is not my wife, and she has no hold on me whatever.
Why she was running an assignation house in Detroit when I picked her
up. Let her go back where she came from.”

“And you can live with a woman for more than two years, share the
burdens of the road, eat at the same campfire, travel with her as your
wife, and then dismiss her with a wave of the hand? You may consider
yourself free perhaps, but I am a married woman and, besides, I love my
husband.”

“You think you love him, no doubt, and maybe you do—now. But who knows
how long that love will last? You yourself admit that love is the only
legitimate basis for marriage. Your love for your husband may die
to-morrow as the love of thousands of other women has done. Love is free
as the wind, it comes and goes without reason, without warning, without
restraint.

“Now, I am rich. I flatter myself that I know the world. I will aid you
to a divorce and obtain one myself. After marriage we will travel, visit
Florence, Naples, drink in all the myriad beauties of the Old World. If
you have ambitions, I will help you to achieve. I will gratify your
tastes for music, art, literature; I will free those wonderful impulses
that throb beneath that calm exterior—those sensuous instincts to which
your lout of a husband is so totally oblivious.”

I sprang to my feet. “That will be all, if you please. Don’t say another
word.”

I busied myself with the horses. He placed their grain, then drew close
to me.

“My God, Ethel. I love you, girl, love you, do you hear? Give me just a
little chance, won’t you?”

He caught my hand and pressed it to his lips. I wrenched it away
roughly, and looked about in desperation. The long shadows of late
afternoon lay among the hills; the country was wild and rugged—not a
human habitation in sight. I was absolutely alone with this maniac. I
turned with resolute mien.

“See here, my friend. If you love me even half as much as you say you
do, you will cease your insulting proposals, hitch up this team and take
me back to civilisation. You will make me hate you, if you keep on as
you are doing.”

He stood motionless, staring at me with sombre eyes. Then, as I began to
place the harness on the horses, he came to my assistance, and together
we watered them and hitched them to the buckboard.

We drove home in silence and reached camp just as Dan came whistling
down the road. It was plain that my husband knew nothing of my desertion
by Mrs. Adams that morning, and I was in no condition to tell him
anything coherent. I stood like a wooden Indian as he seized me around
the waist with a bearlike hug.

“Good news,” he cried. “To-day’s work brings our credit with the old man
up to an even fifty dollars. Not so bad for a poor hobo, is it, now?”

He caught sight of my face and became all sympathy. “Why, sweetheart,
what’s the matter? Are you sick?”

“N-no, not sick exactly,” I faltered, with lips that persisted in
quivering a trifle.

“Well, you look awfully queer, some way. Has that old cat been bothering
you again?”

“Yes,” I murmured. “She’s pretty mean, and it’s been so hot, and I—oh, I
guess I’m about played out.”

He gently led me to a spot as far removed from the Adams’ camp as
possible, made a couple of trips to the wagons and brought back our
bedding, a few cooking utensils and some food for supper. Then he
induced me to lie down, while he built a fire and prepared the meal.

“Poor little girl,” he murmured. “I know all this is mighty rough on
you, but if I can only keep on as I’ve been doing for the past three
weeks, it won’t be so very long till we can ride the cushions home in
comfort. Meantime, leave the old cat alone as much as possible, and try
not to take the situation too seriously.”

It seemed that I had scarcely fallen asleep when I was awakened by a
consciousness of something wrong. The night was dark, but judging from
the stars, it was about midnight. What was it that had aroused me? I lay
still and listened.

There came a tinkling of trace chains from the other side of the big
cattle pen where the Adams’ camp lay. Pshaw, it was only one of the
mules, nosing around the camp in search of fruit parings, as he often
did. I lay back reassured and dozed once more.

Again that premonition came; that peculiar instinct that thrills one
into vivid wakefulness in the midst of quiet slumber. Again I sat up
with a start. Again I heard mysterious noises from the direction of the
other camp. I took my husband by the arm.

“Dan, Dan,” I hissed. “Wake up. I hear something.”

He grunted, groaned, stretched himself and sat up. “What’s the matter,
Ethel?” he muttered sleepily.

“I don’t know what it is, but I feel sure there is something wrong. This
is the second time I’ve waked up feeling this way.”

“Something wrong! What do you mean? What’s wrong?”

“That’s just it. I don’t know what it is, but there is something the
matter at the Adams’ camp.”

“I don’t hear anything—you must have been dreaming——Don’t you feel well?
I’ll get you a drink of water.” He jumped up and searched around for a
cup.

“What’s the matter, folks? Did the noise disturb you?” It was the
cheerful voice of Mr. Adams.

“Oh, Ethel’s got a notion that the bugaboos are after her,” answered
Dan.

“She heard that mule, I suppose. Jack tried to get into the grain as
usual and got tangled in the harness. I just finished straightening him
out.”

“Anything I can do to help you, old man?” Dan called.

“No, thank you. Everything is all right now. Go back to bylo land and
never mind if you hear me fussing around. I’m going to take a
high-ball.”

Once more we lay down, and this time I slept soundly. I was awakened by
a shout from Dan, who had risen and dressed without disturbing me. The
sun was well up, but the camping ground was unaccountably silent. There
was no sound of cackling hens, or of stamping, munching horses and
mules; no smoke rose from the other side of the cattle pen.

“Ethel, Ethel,” Dan was calling. “Come here, quick.”

I wrapped a blanket about me and ran to him, then stopped in
consternation.

The California outfit was gone.

Gone also were our odds and ends of equipment, saved from the wreck of
the wheel, my emergency case, a change of clothing, all the groceries
and provisions that I had worked so hard to accumulate, and last, but
not least, gone were the fifty dollars, left in Mr. Adams’ hands for
safe keeping, over which we had been rejoicing the night before.

Dan was stamping about like a madman shouting, “I’ll kill the —— I’ll
get the law on him.”

He followed the wagon tracks to the main road, but it was impossible to
tell in which direction they had gone. As he returned, he picked up the
old battered canteen, given me by the ex-soldier as a keepsake, which
had evidently slipped from the wagon as it jolted over the uneven
ground.

Together we wandered back to our little camp. We still had our blankets,
a few cooking utensils, a partly used box of cocoa, a little sugar, part
of a can of sweetened condensed milk, and a few scrappy remains of the
evening meal.

After making an unsatisfactory breakfast, we cast up accounts to
determine our line of action. I had nearly five dollars in silver in a
concealed pocket in my clothing, and Dan had a few dollars also.

We were camped near the loading pen of a large cattle corral placed
beside a lonely railroad siding. We had no means of knowing where Adams
had gone; no way of pursuing him. We had no idea where to find the
sheriff of that county or other officer of the law. If we should succeed
in capturing the thieves, what sort of a case could we make against
them? We had no written agreement—not the scratch of a pen to show that
they owed us anything at all. And possession is nine points of the law.
Then, how could we live while waiting for results from the slow-moving
legal machinery? The case looked hopeless from every angle.

I told Dan about Mrs. Adams’ conduct the day before and something of the
affair with the man. He read me quite a lecture and then advised me to
forget the whole episode as quickly as possible. We had but one object
in life—to reach California as soon as fate would let us. We must
dismiss the California outfit from our minds—not speak of it again. But
one road lay open to us. We must have recourse to a “side-door Pullman.”

Bundles on backs, we struck out for a water tank, there to await the
coming of a freight. A long string of coal cars pulled in and stopped
for water. Dan’s request for a ride to Cheyenne was granted with the
proviso that we drop off before we reached the city. The brakeman spoke
to the engineer, who agreed to take advantage of a steep grade a few
miles east of town to slow down sufficiently for us to jump in safety,
adding that this would be our only chance, as trains always ran down the
further slope into the city at a high speed. We were forced to ride in a
gondola, which is a fairly warm place in a blazing sun. Mile after mile
we rode, and at last were warned of the approach to the hill. Crouching
at the end of the car, we waited for the speed to slacken.

Suddenly I noticed that the speed was increasing instead of diminishing,
and a glance ahead showed the engineer waving his arms frantically. The
brakeman bounded into the car.

“My God!” he yelled. “The super’s on behind and Buck daren’t slow down.
We’re over the hill. You’ll be pinched in Cheyenne, sure, and we’ll get
a sixty-day layoff, if we don’t all get the bounce.”

“We must jump for it, Dan,” I said. “There is no other way. And we’ll
have to be quick about it, too.”

Gathering my skirts in one hand, I clung to the side of the car with the
other and leaned far out and down. Dan begged me not to try it, but
followed my lead when he saw that I was determined to go. The earth
reeled by at a frightful speed, the wind lashed my face, the heavy
freight lurched from side to side with crash and roar, gathering
momentum with every turn of the wheels.

For a moment my courage failed and I hung motionless. Then with a
violent outward thrust of hand and arm, I made a sidelong leap. My feet
struck the gravelled path at the side of the rails with a thud, and
catching my stride, I ran clear. Dan was not so fortunate, but rolled
headlong down the embankment, landing in a clump of brush. In an instant
I reached his side and found him unhurt, but pale as a ghost from the
strain. Together we darted into the tall bushes and sank down, just as
the caboose swept by, with a man, evidently the superintendent referred
to by the brakeman, standing on the rear platform beside the conductor.

We were still a couple of miles from town, so, adjusting our packs, we
set off down the hot and dusty road. We had not walked far when a
teamster gave us a lift to our destination.

The only possible camping place was beside a small stream in a group of
trees at the south side of the town. While I made camp Dan went into
Cheyenne. About dusk he returned, whistling cheerfully, with the welcome
news of a job in the morning. He had also made a trip to the reservation
and delivered the note sent by our wayside acquaintance to his friend.
This man sent us a little brown tent, made in two pieces with folding
supports for convenience in carrying. It is called a “dog tent” by the
soldiers and formed a valuable addition to our equipment. It shelters
two persons comfortably and is so light that I could carry half besides
my usual load without serious inconvenience.

For a week now I have had leisure to wash and mend our clothes and
purchase a few necessities for the coming struggle with deserts and
mountains. Work is too scarce and wages too low to tempt us to remain
here in the hope of accumulating enough to take us home in proper
fashion.




                                                                FOURTEEN

                                                          _July 24th_,
                                                      CHEYENNE, WYOMING.




                                FOURTEEN


                                         _July 24th. Cheyenne, Wyoming._

Dan came in last evening quite disturbed over his failure to collect his
wages on the completion of the work. He worked very cheap for this
contractor, who seems to employ many floaters, and now he is refused the
little money that is due him. He went uptown this morning, and returned
about four o’clock enraged and disheartened. It seems that his employer
makes a business of hiring men who drift into town, at as low a wage as
possible; then beats them out of the money altogether, if he can. At
times some unfortunate, whose spirit is not yet broken, threatens
violence, in which case a trip to jail and a month on the chain-gang
curb, if not cure, his desire for justice. When Dan hinted at reprisals,
legal or otherwise, it was suggested that the Cheyenne climate was wont
to prove unhealthy for such as he, so it would be well for him to seek
new fields while the going was good. Inasmuch as we have no standing in
this community, besides possessing less than three dollars in cash,
which would not go far toward lawyer’s fees or bail money, it would seem
that this advice, bitter as it is, should be followed.




                                                                 FIFTEEN

                                                           _August 2nd_,
                                                       LARAMIE, WYOMING.




                                FIFTEEN


                                         _August 2nd. Laramie, Wyoming._

A faint sunset glow illumined the dry, brown plain as we approached the
grade west of Cheyenne. A pungent odour rose from under foot as we
trailed through the low brush, and as we approached the track, the rails
set up a low humming that steadily increased in pitch and volume. A
glaring eye appeared in the distance. I had never attempted to board a
train in rapid motion and was more or less ignorant of ladders, hand
holds and other details of car construction, and the idea of leaping on
the roaring mass that came thundering through the semidarkness appalled
me. Nearer and nearer drew the engine. The fierce glow of the furnace,
as the fireman laboured to fill the insatiable maw, gleamed red upon the
gravelled track. Black smoke rolled from the stack and hung low in the
quiet air. With laboured pants, like an exhausted leviathan, the great
machine lurched past.

Dan caught my hand and we ran beside the track. Car after car clanked
by. The hammering wheels seemed hungry for a victim. My eyes visioned
the ghastly death of an unknown man, whose life had been ground out but
a scant half hour before we had discovered the mangled remains. I saw
myself, hampered with clinging skirts and weighted with a heavy bundle,
clinging, slipping, falling between the ravening wheels, and a deadly
nausea seized me. With a half stifled cry I turned down the embankment.
Dan pulled and exhorted in vain.

“It’s no use,” I said doggedly. “I just can’t do it.”

The tail-lights of the caboose faded from view.

“Well, I’ll be darned,” said Dan. “I never knew you were a coward.”

“I don’t care if I am. It’s better than being chopped to pieces under
that train. I feel sure I should have gone under if I had made the
attempt.”

“Nonsense,” he replied. “Now we’re in a nice fix. We can’t stay here. We
can’t walk across that wilderness. And we can’t catch a freight in the
railroad yard on account of Jeff Farr. First time I ever saw you show
the white feather.”

“Just you wait till morning and we’ll see who’ll show the white feather.
I’m going to walk right into that yard, and Jeff Farr or no Jeff Farr,
I’ll board the first west-bound freight that pulls out.”

Jeff Farr, as all the hoboes know, is an officer, especially dreaded
because of his drastic methods of handling vagrants, who makes his
headquarters at Cheyenne. We had heard of him repeatedly, for his fame
had spread even beyond Omaha, and his mere name was sufficient to strike
fear in the stoutest heart.

In a disgruntled mood, we plunged into the bushes, and without
attempting to make camp, threw ourselves on the ground and slept. At
dawn we ate a cold lunch and turned back toward Cheyenne.

At the west entrance of the railroad yard, a watchman stopped us. I
pleaded our cause to such good effect that he turned his back and gazed
into space as we scurried past. Two long strings of boxcars stood as
though ready for the road, and as we approached, a brakeman clambered
from the top of the nearest and spoke to me. He had noted the behaviour
of the detective, so as soon as I explained the situation he motioned to
the second string and told us that it was a west-bound train, already
searched and passed by the detectives, and now waiting, under the guard
of our friend the watchman, for engine and crew.

Ducking across the tracks we examined the long line of cars, but each
was shut and sealed. In the middle of the train stood several gondolas,
and in lieu of nothing better, we boarded one. Crouching down, we waited
for the start with every nerve at high tension. A pair of hands grasped
the edge of the gondola. “Jeff Farr,” thought I with a shudder. A man’s
head appeared above the brim. With staring eyes, he glared at us for a
moment, then, with an inarticulate grunt, dropped to the ground. The
brakeman who had directed our movements engaged him in conversation.
Another pair of hands came over the other side of the car. Again a
vision of revolvers, handcuffs, courtroom and jail flashed through my
mind. Again a man’s head appeared.

“Well, I’ll be blowed—a woman!” he gasped, and disappeared from view.

Then a third man appeared. He evidently knew what to expect, for he
stared at us with a friendly grin.

“The boys said they was a woman up here, but I thought they was kidding
me. Say, you folks got nerve—sticking your head into the lion’s mouth
like this. Ever hear of Jeff Farr?”

“It’ll take something a whole lot worse than Jeff Farr to keep me in
this God-forsaken hole of a Cheyenne,” I replied.

“They said you had grit. Hope you get through all right,” he answered,
as a jolt announced the arrival of the engine.

“Off brakes,” whistled the engineer. With gasps of relief we saw the
buildings glide past, for we knew we were safe for the present.

At the second station out an empty box car was picked up and the crew
transferred us into that. The strict laws against riding freights caused
us to keep every opening closed. There was no ventilation, and as the
sun climbed higher, we suffered severely from thirst, for in the
excitement of departure we had neglected to fill the canteen. Shortly
after noon the train stopped and we heard voices near at hand. The door
was shoved open and a man’s head appeared.

“You can’t ride in there. Come out at once.”

We leaped to the ground.

“Clear out as fast as you know how. I don’t want to run you in, but if
anybody comes along, I’ll have to, and that may mean a month in jail.”

After our Wood River experience, a word was sufficient to put us in
motion, and as we struck off across the tracks, I glanced back and saw
that we were in the town of Laramie.

This little city stands in the midst of a barren plain, ringed about by
distant mountain ranges. Trees are scarce, and what few there are
evidently belong to doting owners, so that it is difficult for
travellers of our persuasion to find shelter from the broiling sun. On
the south side of town a narrow gauge railroad meanders off across the
flat, grey plain, and near it we found a few discouraged trees in an
abandoned rhubarb field. We made camp, set up the tent and cooked a much
appreciated meal. As night came on mosquitoes swarmed about and we had
recourse to a great smudge in front of the tent. About sundown I saw a
tall, gaunt man walking slowly toward an abandoned freight car that
stood on a rusty spur of the dinky railroad. As I watched his listless
movements my professional interest was aroused, for I took him to be
some unfortunate from the east in search of health.

Next morning we went up town, Dan to hunt for work and I to buy some
much-needed provisions. Dan was lucky enough to secure immediate
employment on some construction work at the Wyoming State University,
located a short distance north of town.

I learned from a neighbour that no use was now being made of the
pie-plant that grew on the railroad property, so I helped myself to a
fine cooking. Forced to abstain from fruit and vegetables so long, the
rhubarb made an especial appeal to our palates. I also discovered a
large patch of a wild plant, which, as a child, I had often gathered for
my mother. She called it “lamb’s quarter,” and held the young and tender
shoots in high esteem for greens. I now pulled a large panful and we
found them a pleasant addition to our menu. As I worked I again saw the
invalid, and that night the poor fellow was sitting on a pile of ties
with his head in his hands when Dan came home from work. He looked so
desperately lonely and miserable that I asked Dan to go over and talk to
him and see if there was anything we could do to help. In a few minutes
Dan came back.

“The man is not sick. He’s hungry,” he said.

“Hungry!” I cried. “If that is all that ails him, he must be starving to
look as he does. Go and invite him here for supper.”

Dan returned with the ragged, pallid stranger, whose emaciated face was
almost covered by a heavy brown beard. He took a seat on an old stump
and ate what was offered him in silence. After the meal he filled the
water bucket, carried dried dung to replenish the smudge, then set off
toward the boxcar without a word.

Next morning he sat on the ties as before. Again Dan called him over,
and again he ate in silence, but on leaving he doffed his scare-crow
hat.

“Thank you very much,” he muttered.

That evening he appeared without waiting to be summoned and as he drank
his cocoa, I saw Dan choking with suppressed emotion. No sooner had the
man gone, after attending to the chores as before, when Dan burst out.

“Did you see what that chap did? He picked up the salt instead of the
sugar (we keep both in cocoa cans) and put a heaping spoonful in his
cocoa, and blessed if he didn’t drink the unspeakable mess without a
quiver.”

Next day our peculiar visitor came in rather early and stood awkwardly
about, fumbling with his hat. Then with a shy, sidelong movement, he
laid a fifty cent piece on our pine box table, and bolted away like a
scared rabbit. A half hour later he came hesitatingly back, and prompted
by Dan’s questions, explained that he had spent most of the day chopping
wood, for which work he had received the fifty cents.

We had dubbed him Larabo for want of a better name, as a convenient
abbreviation of Laramie Hobo, and that night he spent the evening beside
our fire. Emboldened by our acceptance of his pitiful offering and
encouraged by tactful questions, he told us his story.

He was born in Angel’s Camp, California, some twenty-three years ago,
and was one of those unfortunate children whose father must remain
unknown and whose mother died at his birth, leaving him to the care of
her sisters in shame. The lad grew up untrained and uneducated, despised
by the children of decent parents; and as he developed into a rugged,
raw-boned youth, took up the work of a gold miner. He was not lacking in
ambition, and saved his money with some vague idea of escaping the sins
of his parents by migrating to parts unknown and establishing himself in
some business.

At the age of twenty-one he had several hundred dollars in the savings
bank, and set out for the east to better his condition. Farm life
attracted him, so he hired out to a dairy-man. In course of a year he
became very expert and, having saved his wages carefully, in the fall of
1907 determined to start a dairy of his own. He rented a small farm,
laid in a good stock of hay and arranged to buy a herd of dairy cattle.
His idea was to make as large an initial payment as possible, giving his
note for the balance and depending on cream checks to pay off the
indebtedness.

The farmer from whom he was purchasing the cows took him to a money
lender to arrange for the loan. When Larabo came to sign he discovered
that the note ran but six months, and since winter was coming on with
the inevitable drop in cream production he doubted his ability to meet
the note when due. The banker assured him that the note could be renewed
without trouble, if necessary, and advised him that this short term note
was in his favour, since it would enable him to pay off some of the debt
in the spring and secure the remainder with a new note if desired, thus
effecting a saving in interest. Thus persuaded, Larabo signed.

All winter long he fed and tended the cattle most faithfully and they
did well, but as he had anticipated, the receipts from the creamery were
insufficient to meet the note. When he asked for the promised renewal,
the banker declared he could not do it, the times were too hard, money
was scarce, some banks had issued script. If he failed to pay the debt,
he would be sold out. The green, ignorant boy did his utmost to raise
the necessary cash, but money was tight, as the banker had said, and a
month later hay, equipment, cattle and savings were swept away.

Penniless and discouraged, he started to beat his way to the gold mines
of the west. He was brutally slugged at Cheyenne, and at Laramie was
arrested and given thirty days in jail. On his release he obtained work
as a dishwasher in a restaurant and there remained until he had saved
twenty dollars. On his way to the station to take a train for the west
he met an officer, who took his money and ran him in. The judge
remembered his face and gave him a sixty-day sentence.

During this period he brooded over his experiences and on his release
sought out the man who had arrested and robbed him and administered a
beating. He was once more arrested and clubbed and sentenced as a
habitual offender. When his term expired, the chief of police ordered
him to stay away from the business section of town under penalty of
immediate arrest, and all officers, train crews and detectives were
warned against him. Twice he walked miles along the western track and
caught a freight, only to be beaten and thrown off. He was too feeble
from abuse and confinement to cross the mountain wastes on foot, and at
last resigned himself to slow starvation in the rotting freight car. For
five weeks he had averaged but one meal a day, earned by doing odd jobs
around the outskirts of town, and his wonderful endurance had almost
reached its limit when we took him in.

Daily he has come to the camp for breakfast and supper, and has revealed
his gratitude for our attentions by many little helpful acts and a dumb
show of affection like a faithful dog.

Yesterday afternoon dense black clouds blew up while I was doing some
marketing, and before I could reach camp the most severe hailstorm of my
experience struck the town. I took shelter in the doorway of a cottage
to escape the fearful pelting, but a woman appeared and sharply bade me
be gone. I then stopped under a cow shed, but a man came from a near-by
house and threatened me with arrest. Buffeted by the slashing
hailstones, I struggled on to camp, only to find our little tent blown
flat and covered with limbs torn from the trees by the storm.

The clouds passed as quickly as they had come. The sun shone with
dazzling brilliance but little warmth; the sky resumed its wonderful
transparent blue; and in the rarefied atmosphere the distant mountain
peaks loomed clear and sharp with a deceptive aspect of proximity.

Despite the flood of golden sunshine the ground was still concealed by a
liberal coating of hailstones as night fell.

I had done all I could to make things endurable when Dan came in from
work, but he thought it best to sleep in some barn on account of the
intense cold. After seeking permission at four or five houses and
meeting with curt refusals and even threats, we returned to camp and
found Larabo feeding a rousing fire and busily scraping a spot clear of
ice. Here we set up the tent and spread our thin blankets on the ground,
while a cutting wind swept across the valley and threatened to tear our
shelter from its fastenings.

Dan’s work was finished, so as soon as we had thawed out and eaten
breakfast this morning he went to town to get a time table and see if
something could be done for poor Larabo. We have decided to take a
passenger train to the first small station west of here, so I packed our
baggage for the journey while Larabo looked on disconsolately.

Suddenly he whirled about and took to his heels and, glancing around, I
saw a well-dressed man approaching through the rhubarb field. He came
directly to me and began to talk about the recent storm. This led to
some conversation concerning the University and I told him that Dan had
been working there. His eyes fell on Larabo, who was moving restlessly
about some hundred yards away.

“You should not allow that disreputable tramp to hang around your camp,”
the stranger said. “People complain that you are harbouring hoboes and
criminals, and it is giving you a bad reputation.”

His words loosed the flood of seething indignation that had been
gathering strength with each succeeding day. I described the heartless
treatment accorded us by the townspeople; I told the story of Larabo,
and concluded with a scathing arraignment and denunciation of the Chief
of Police who permitted such outrages. As I paused for breath the
stranger broke in.

“I feel sure that the things of which you complain are mostly due to
lack of understanding,” said he. “Take this Chief of Police now. He is
really not such a bad fellow. His intentions are good. Fact is, I’m the
Chief. Some of our good people have been complaining and calling this a
tramp roost, and have asked me to have you arrested or run out of town.”

“You don’t look like the heartless brute that I had pictured, and I am
glad indeed to meet you,” I responded, “for now I feel sure that you
will take poor Larabo up town and protect him while he is earning enough
money to get away.”

With that I invited the Chief to have a seat on a stump and we talked
with mutual benefit and pleasure until Dan returned. The men were
introduced and Dan explained that he had secured work with room and
board for Larabo with a Socialist family, who would treat him kindly and
vouch for his good behaviour. All that was necessary was for the Chief
to grant permission for him to remain in town and furnish protection
from official thugs.

Larabo was summoned and came reluctantly. I bade him and the Chief
good-bye as Dan went with them to see our protégé settled in his new
quarters. When Dan gets back we, too, will bid adieu to the rhubarb
field and go our way with a satisfied feeling of work well done.




                                                                 SIXTEEN

                                                           _August 9th_,
                                                         OGDEN, UTAH.




                                SIXTEEN


                                              _August 9th. Ogden, Utah._

One more step taken, and a nice long one, too. We left the passenger
train that took us out of Laramie at the inevitable water tank. The
first freight that passed we made no attempt to board, for excellent
reasons. A number of hoboes were lounging about, and when this freight
pulled in the crowd separated, some running one way and some another.

As we walked down the siding loud sounds of altercation arose and a hobo
came tearing up the path with a brakeman swinging a pick handle one
short jump behind. The tramp dodged under the train and disappeared. A
few yards further on another trainman with a heavy chain in his hands
was making vicious cuts at a slender boy, who dodged nimbly around and
over the cars, now here, now there. It seemed an inauspicious moment to
make the acquaintance of the train crew, so we returned to the welcome
shade of the water tank.

Evening came. We cooked our simple meal and prepared for the journey. It
was perhaps nine o’clock when the heavy vibration of the roadbed
announced the coming of another freight. We crouched in the bushes at
the side of the track. The train jarred to a halt and in the light from
the fire box we could see the hose being let down to the engine tank.

Silently we drew near and made a hurried inspection of the rolling
stock. Only one car was open. This was a gondola loaded with some
massive, black machinery. We swung our bundles over the edge and
scrambled in ourselves. Pieces of machinery were heaped in a confused
mass, but in one end two broad, curving bars of metal like huge springs
fitted together in such a way as to form an elliptical enclosure.
Hastily we opened a bundle and extracted an oilcloth covered blanket.
Bundles, hats and canteen were stowed beneath a projection. Then we
wedged ourselves into the oblong space that scarcely afforded room for
our bodies and tucked the black covering neatly over us. Hardly were we
down when a “shack,” as the hoboes call the trainmen, approached over
the top of the train and with lantern in hand leaped from one piece of
machinery to another, narrowly missing our bodies as he passed.

Dan fell asleep almost immediately, but I was not so fortunate. My head
and shoulders rested on a heavy piece of metal which vibrated and
bounded up and down with the violent jarring of the train. Crowded as we
were in the constricted space, I had no opportunity to change my
position, so could only submit to the constant pounding with fortitude.
At times it seemed that I could no longer endure the concussion at the
base of the skull, which set up a violent headache, and also I was in
fear that a shift of the great mass of metal might pin us down and
perhaps crush us. But moving was out of the question, for the trainmen
were constantly passing with lanterns and pick handles, and woe to the
unlucky hobo who crossed their path.

The night wore away, and as the first grey streaks of dawn showed in the
sky the train entered a division point. Several men engaged in
conversation at the side of the car in which we lay concealed.

“Got any ’boes aboard this trip, Bill?” inquired a heavy voice.

“Well, I’ve got a suspicion that we may have. When we stopped for water
just this side of Laramie I thought I saw a couple scooting along the
side. But we haven’t been able to locate anybody. Better see what you
can raise.”

The next instant a man vaulted onto the end of the car and sat on the
edge, with feet dangling a scant twelve inches above my head. Dan was
sound asleep, and I was in deadly fear lest he waken suddenly and make
some move or sound. The intruder carried a lantern, which shone palely
in the growing light.

“Here, Joe, gimme that lantern a second. I want to take a look in that
refrigerator car.”

The seated detective passed the light to his mate, then leisurely placed
his foot within an inch of my right ear, and stepping over our heads,
made his way across the car. His pal peered into the open ventilator in
the ice chest of the car ahead, and a moment later both men jumped to
the ground to greet the new crew.

“All right, boys. No ’boes this morning. She’s all ready to take out.”

The engineer sounded the welcome signal and we entered a new division.
It was broad daylight before I saw a trainman, and then a brakie
appeared, coming over the tops from the rear. With a cautious motion I
pulled the blanket over Dan, who still slept, and drew a fold across my
own face.

The brakeman advanced with a cheerful whistle, and his heel rang sharply
on the iron projection at Dan’s shoulder, who threw out both arms and
raised up with a cry. As Dan sat up, the brakie sat down with exceeding
swiftness. The two men glared at one another and it would be difficult
to say which had the blanker expression—Dan, who had been so rudely
startled out of his sound sleep, or the brakeman, who had witnessed the
apparition of a man rising out of apparently solid metal. The sight of
their gaping mouths and bulging eyes proved too much for my risibles and
stretching out my cramped arms, I burst into peals of laughter. My
unexpected appearance seemed the one thing needed to complete the utter
mental disorganisation of the unfortunate trainman. He was too far gone
to speak, but gulped and gasped like a dying fish. Dan and I gradually
eased our stiffened bodies out of our iron cradle, and by degrees the
brakeman’s wits returned. I at once got to work and soon had his promise
to leave us unmolested.

But we were not to remain so for long. The conductor himself came over
the top—a new thing in our experience—and kindly, but firmly, told us to
get off at the next stop.

Thus we found ourselves in the edge of a fair-sized railroad yard, the
name of which we made no attempt to learn, but contented ourselves with
seeking a quiet spot where we could cook a meal and rest. The back of my
head, neck and shoulders was bruised black from the hours of pommelling,
and I was glad to snatch a few hours of restless sleep. Dan prepared and
packed a box of food, filled the canteen and made ready for the night’s
adventures.

Just at dark we entered the railroad yard as a freight rolled in from
the east. Dan told me to wait while he reconnoitred. Hardly had he gone
when a man appeared at my side as though he had risen out of the ground.
He held a pocket flash in one hand and a club in the other.

“What are you doing here?” he demanded sternly.

“Waiting for my husband,” I said.

Lifting the flash, he examined me from head to foot. Reaching forward,
he tapped the box of lunch under my arm with his billy.

“What have you got in that box?” he inquired.

“Grub,” I replied.

“So ho! A box of grub and a roll of blankets. You look like a woman
hobo.”

I admitted the charge and declared my intention of taking the west-bound
freight. “And I suppose you are a detective hired to prevent that very
thing,” I concluded.

“You’ve struck it,” he answered. “That’s....”

He leaned forward and stiffened like a pointer dog in the presence of a
flock of quail. With wonderful dexterity he slipped the flash in his
pocket and drew a revolver, then moved forward with the sinuous grace of
a panther and as silently as a shadow. I heard the footsteps of several
men approaching across the yard.

“Halt!” barked the detective. “Throw up your hands. Keep ’em high now,
and face the east. Now, beat it.”

I heard the sound of running feet, punctuated by dull thuds as the
detective belaboured the heads and shoulders of the fleeing men with his
billy.

“Fo Gawd’s sake, don’t, Boss. Oh, Gawd. You’re killin’ me.” It was the
pleading voice of a negro, who seemed to be bearing the brunt of the
clubbing.

In a few minutes the detective came back, panting. My blood was boiling.

“You great big brute, you,” I began. “Why don’t you jump somebody who
has a decent chance, if you must act like a devil?”

“You’ve got your nerve, young lady, talking to me like that. Don’t you
know I can run you and your old man in if I want to?”

“Oh, I suppose you could. But what makes you want to be so cruel? You
don’t look like a brute.”

“Well, maybe I am too rough, though that is what I’m hired to be.
Besides, some yeggs broke into a building in a little town up the line
about a year ago, and when me and my mate tried to run them in, they
shot my pal dead and winged me in the shoulder. Since then I club all
hoboes on general principles.”

Just then I recognised Dan’s step as he came up the yard. The detective
made a forward movement, but I seized him by the arm.

“That’s my husband coming, and you better let him alone. If you start
clubbing him, I’ll fix you, pistol or no pistol.”

“Let go. I’ll not hurt him.”

He bounded forward, and intercepting Dan, questioned him closely. Then
ordering him to remain where he was, he returned and questioned me. Then
he summoned Dan.

“Well, people,” he said, as Dan came up. “I guess I’ll take a chance on
you. If the conductor don’t get wise and make a kick, I’ll not see you
when you get aboard that cattle car yonder. So long.”

Hurrying over, we climbed in just as the train pulled out. As I peered
through the slats in the front of the car, I saw a hobo make a running
leap into the gondola immediately in front of us. A soft footfall
sounded on the roof of our car and the detective leaped down beside the
hobo, who scrambled madly up the end of the boxcar ahead. The men
reached the roof almost together and for a moment seemed etched against
the sky. The officer made a mighty swing with his billy at the tramp’s
head. There was a crack like a revolver shot, and the hobo pitched from
the top of the rapidly moving car and rolled head over heels down the
twenty foot embankment. Sickened, I clung to the bars while the train
rushed on.

The floor of the car was covered with filth, so that sitting or
reclining was out of the question. To add to our discomfort a storm blew
up and the cold wind and rain beat between the slats and chilled us to
the bone. As we slowed at a siding a low, mournful sound came to our
ears, and we found ourselves beside a great cattle train. The poor
animals moaned and bellowed in the sleety blast. Some were down, and I
could easily picture their experiences of long hours without food and
water, exposure to the broiling heat of the noonday sun in the crowded
cars, followed by the night’s cold wind and rain.

We were completely exhausted when morning came, and crawled weakly out
when a brakeman ordered us off the train. Throwing ourselves in the
shade of boxcars that stood on a lonely siding, we were instantly
asleep. The sound of voices wakened me and, sitting up, I saw a dozen
hoboes scattered about. Some were east and some west-bound, but all
agreed that this particular division was the deuce to cross.

A freight rolled in and some boarded her, but did not linger long. With
shouts and curses, the train crew plied pick handles and chains, and
every man was beaten off.

Some two hours later another freight hove in sight and we concealed
ourselves in the high brush beside the track. The crew united to drive
the crowd of hoboes down the line, and as the chase swept past, we
hastened to examine the unguarded cars. In the middle of the train stood
three cattle cars loaded with ninety-pound steel rails. These were piled
in sloping tiers on each side, leaving a runway down the centre of the
car.

“Here’s a good place, Dan. We’ll lie down in there.”

“Good heavens, girl,” he cried aghast. “If those heavy rails should
shift in swinging around these mountain curves, there wouldn’t be enough
of us left to hold a funeral over.”

“I’m not particular about my funeral, if it should come to that. I’d
rather trust the rails than the detectives. Come on, I’m going in.”

Opening the end door, I piled in and lay down in the little runway. On
either side the sloping heaps of rails rose high above my head. Dan
closed the door and lay down also.

The trainmen were too busy with the hoboes to disturb us, or they
considered the rail cars too dangerous for the most daring adventurer,
for we were left in peace.

The rails grated and chafed as we rocked along. I took a look at Dan,
who grew a trifle white about the lips when the rails shifted a little.
I was full of content as I realised that we were making good progress,
and laid my head on the bundle and slept.

It was night and Dan was shaking me and whispering in my ear when I
wakened. Staggering up, I gazed about, bewildered. Taking my hand, Dan
led me out of the car, which stood on a siding, and across the tracks
away from the lighted street of a town.

“This is an awfully tough town,” he said softly. “The rail cars were cut
out here, and I went for fresh water. I never saw so much drunkenness or
so many toughs in my life. We must get away before morning if we
possibly can.”

A distant whistle announced the approach of an engine. A long train of
tank cars clanked to a standstill. We advanced hopefully, but not a car
was open. The yard was dark and we chose a tank car close behind the
engine. A narrow ledge projected in front, and on this we perched—feet
dangling and backs close pressed against the end of the great cylinder.
The engineer and brakeman sauntered up and paused close by. The brakie
carried a lantern in one hand and rested the other not two feet from my
side. There they stood and talked while we almost ceased breathing. But
the deep shadow of the tank concealed us, and they separated, leaving us
undiscovered.

Then began the wildest ride of my career. That engineer seemed speeding
to the bedside of a dying friend, or perchance, to some sweetheart who
awaited his coming. The crest of the mountain range was past and the
train shot like a meteor round shouldering hills and through the steep
ravines. The tank car leaped and plunged like a thing of life,
threatening to leave the rails at each sharp turn of the road. Balancing
perilously, we clung like limpets to the narrow shelf, while a wild
thrill, born of the rapid motion through the mountain fastnesses with
the night wind fanning my face, drove all fear from my mind. I could
have shouted with pure delight and felt that I need only will it and my
soul would part company with all material things to soar to meet the
stars that blazed overhead.

The first flush of dawn brightened the sky as the lights of a good sized
town appeared ahead. We gathered ourselves up for the leap. The train
slowed and entered a long railroad yard. A group of men, lanterns in
hand, stood at one side of the track, and as they caught sight of us,
they set up a shout and raced for the train. A dozen cars swept past
before they were able to board it, and we saw them moving forward around
the awkward tank cars. A single glance identified them.

“We’ll have to jump quick before the brutes get any nearer,” I cried.

The train was still moving at a lively clip as we leaped off. Catching
our stride, we raced for the sagebrush on the right. The officers set up
another racket, but apparently considered a chase hopeless.

Circling widely, we came to a squat building on the outskirts of town.
From within rose a hum of machinery and in the doorway stood the
stalwart figure of a young man. He hailed us merrily.

“Hello, there! Where are you going in such a hurry?”

We explained our plight, and he was good enough to come to our aid.

We entered the power plant and watched the youth fetch out water, soap
and towels for our convenience. Catching sight of myself in a mirror, I
uttered a cry of surprise. Coated with dust as I was from the long ride
so close to the engine, I more nearly resembled a negress than a white
woman. While we removed the stains of travel, the boy placed coffee pot
and frying pan on a small stove in a corner and soon spread a savoury
meal on the pine table. While we ate, he explained that he had the night
shift at the plant and slept in the building during the day. He had a
reputation for feeding every hobo who came along. Consequently, the
officers might come there to look for us. Besides, the day man was not
so charitable, so it would be well for us to be out of sight before he
arrived.

Leading the way to his little cubby hole of a room, he pulled the bed
out from the wall so that it stood almost across the doorway, and spread
some quilts on the floor behind it. Tossing our bundles out of sight, he
suggested that we lie down and remain as quiet as possible.

We were scarcely hidden when the day man arrived. Our friend complained
of a sick headache and said he had moved his bed to get more fresh air.
He had darkened the room as much as possible and now threw himself down
and feigned sleep. Three men approached the door.

“Say, Frank,” one began, “a couple of hoboes came up this way and we
want ’em. You better come across now and tell us where they went. We’re
getting tired of the way you run a tramp roost up here.”

“Well, you’ve got your nerve, I must say. Can’t a fellow get any rest
from you fee-chasing scavengers? Here I go to bed with a sick headache,
and no sooner do I fall asleep than you come chasing hoboes and wake me
up again. If you want any information, why in hell don’t you talk to
Harry? Ask him if he’s seen any tramps.”

“Sorry if you’re sick, old man,” answered one of the officers
soothingly. “We didn’t mean to disturb you.”

“Cut the bunk,” growled another. “I want to know if you saw these bums?”

“No, I haven’t seen any bums,” shouted Frank savagely. “Furthermore, I
want you pussy-footed bulls to clear out of here. I’m sick, and I want
to sleep.”

He whirled over with his back to the door. The officers stood about
uncertainly for a few minutes and then we heard them tramping about the
building. When all was quiet, Frank thrust his head over the edge of the
bed.

“How was that for a stiff bluff?” he chuckled. “Your uncle Ezra is right
there with the goods, ain’t he, what? See any bums? No, of course not.
The only bums I ever see are those bulls that hang around the station.
And now that the fly cops have flitted, tell us the sad story of your
young lives.”

So I took up the familiar tale and the lad listened with bated breath
and sparkling eyes while I led him step by step across the country. On
conclusion he told me of himself. He was a student in a technical
school, utilising his vacation to gain practical experience in his
specialty of electricity and earn money for the coming term.

As I lay prone on the floor, the intense pain of my bruised spine eased
a trifle, and lulled by the hum of the generators, I fell asleep. Night
had fallen when I awoke and both men were gone. I found them chatting
busily, while Dan repacked our bundles for the journey and Frank broiled
a large steak over the coals.

“Fill up, sweet friends, fill up,” quoth he, carving a huge slab of
meat. “Ways are long, the steak is fleeting, and the jail is not your
goal. At least, we hope that it doesn’t prove to be. So eat and be
merry, for to-morrow you may be in Granger.”

Nothing loath, we fell to with great gusto, and while we ate, discussed
the best method of getting out of town. We decided to take a passenger
to the first stop, as at Laramie.

As we started to the train, our host seized his hat and made ready to
accompany us.

“I’ll just let the buzzers look after themselves while I give you the
benefit of my powerful protection up town. Those bulls won’t be so
liable to run you in because you’re walking the streets without a
thousand dollars in your pockets if I am by to testify to your noble
characters. Then I know most of the boys who run out of here and I may
be able to fix it so the freight crew will pick you up without any
trouble.”

Thus we bought our tickets and said good-bye to our young friend while
the officers glowered from a distance.

Once more we got out at a barren flag station, but we hadn’t long to
wait. As the freight stopped, a brakeman leaped down and came directly
to us.

“All right, folks, we’ll give you a lift and pass you over the next
division if we can. Get in that boxcar over there.”

In we crawled and rode in comfort the night through. Early next morning,
as the train sped through a desolate wilderness, another brakeman
climbed into the car.

“How do you do?” he began. “We heard about you from the boys back there,
and we’ll see you as close to Ogden as we can. But you’ll have to leave
this car, as it’ll be dropped next stop, and the only place for you is
in an empty fruit car way up near the head of the train. You’ll have to
go over the top while she’s spinning. Do you think you can make it?”
looking at me anxiously.

“Sure,” I answered boldly, my tone implying that I had walked the tops
of moving freights since the age of three.

Strapping our bundles to our backs, we started. I confess to a peculiar
sensation in the pit of my stomach as I trod the narrow plank nailed
along the apex of the roofs, and jumped from car to car, while the train
rocked heavily along, lurching around the curves, and the wild landscape
rotated past on either side. But after the first few minutes the feeling
passed and I was able to conclude the journey with all the sang-froid of
an old hand.

“After to-day, I’ll be expecting to meet women brakies most any time.
You’d make a swell member of the Union,” volunteered our guide, as we
settled ourselves in the fruit car.

The day passed and the night. About four in the morning another brakeman
appeared and roused us.

“We will stop at Uintah about sunrise,” he said. “You will have to go
back to the rear of the train, and be ready to drop off as the train
slows down for the station. Get away as quickly as you can, for if you
are discovered riding on this train, the whole bunch of us may spend a
month in jail.”

So I took another stroll along the swaying roofs and climbed onto the
rear platform of the caboose. As the train began slowing for Uintah, we
flipped off and bolted away from the track.

After many miles of wilderness the fertile valley looked very beautiful
to our tired eyes. Accustomed from childhood to an abundance of fresh
fruit the year round, the restricted diet of recent months has told on
me. Now berry vines, fruit orchards and vineyards reminded me of home,
and we determined to buy a little fruit, fresh from the garden.

Passing up a tree-bordered roadway, we came upon a long, low farmhouse,
squatted at ease upon a terraced hillside, the brown of its unpainted
wooden frame blending with the russet hues of tree trunks and knotted
loops of trailing grape vines. A fluffy maltese kitten with arching back
scampered with sidelong leaps to meet us, then frolicked up a tree. Two
dogs set up a racket and a winsome, dark-eyed girl came to the door. I
asked for ten cents worth of raspberries. With a charming smile she led
the way to the roomy kitchen, and taking down a bright tin pail, placed
it in my hands with instructions to go right into the patch and help
ourselves to what we wanted. We busied ourselves among the tall, green
canes, and as the scent of flowers and fruit came to my nostrils, it
seemed that I had been transported to the beautiful spot where I was
born.

“At last I can realise that I am nearing home,” said I, turning to Dan.

On our return to the kitchen with the luscious red berries, the laughing
maid met us, and set out dishes, spoons, sugar and a great pitcher of
yellow cream. And what a feast we had! Our hostess informed us that the
first passenger train that stopped at their little station did not come
through till nearly one o’clock, so while Dan roamed about the ranch,
the little woman and I sat on the long veranda and got acquainted.

With shy head hanging and many a blush, she said she had been married
but four months. Her husband, who was a Mormon, was then at one of his
other ranches, where he stopped for weeks at a time. I surmised that she
was not his first wife, but warned by her attitude, forbore to question.
She told me of her limited opportunities and narrow horizon. With
wistful eyes she listened to my descriptions of large cities. She
herself had never been further than Ogden, and only twice to that
metropolis. The furnishings of the house were crude in the extreme, and
she confided to me her longing for curtains such as she had once seen in
Ogden, and hoped to have a strip of carpet for the parlour floor some
time.

Suddenly she flung herself on her knees at my side and buried her face
in my lap, while great sobs shook the slender body. She was all alone
she said, all, all alone, and she was afraid. Her mother had eleven
children and was always too overworked to listen to her daughter’s
nonsense, as she called it. I gently raised the child—she was but
sixteen years of age—to my lap, and with tender words and petting calmed
the storm of sobs. When she could listen I advised her as best I could,
and wrote a set of instructions to guide her in the coming hours of
need. Poor little wild rose. I dread to think of what the future holds
for her, so sensitive, so frail.

Once more we took a train and soon landed in Ogden. Turning to the left,
we crossed the river and came to a large cottonwood grove. Here we
pitched camp and Dan took up the never-ending search for work. Last
night he came home with a big watermelon and the welcome news that he
was to start work on Monday morning. So for a few days at least I am
free to rest and sew.




                                                               SEVENTEEN

                                                      _August 22nd_,
                                                ON THE SACRAMENTO RIVER.




                               SEVENTEEN


                                 _August 22nd. On the Sacramento River._

Well, little book, my entries are almost finished, for the business of
building a new niche in the world with nothing but our bare hands will
leave scant time for keeping a diary.

Dan had several days’ work in Ogden. Then we took a passenger to the
first stop west as usual and there boarded a freight. We had not gone
far when a trainman thrust his head into the car in which we were
riding, and failing to see me huddled in a corner, accosted Dan.

“Hello, Jack. What are you riding on?”

“A union card,” replied Dan, following the accepted formula, and pulling
the card from his pocket for inspection.

“And what else?” queried the brakeman.

“A dollar,” said Dan.

“Not enough, Jacko. It’s two dollars or nothing on this division. Cough
up.”

So Dan gave him the two dollars and the train moved out.

On the edge of the Great Salt Lake the freight stopped again and another
brakeman leaped into the car. He gaped in amazement at sight of me, then
turned to Dan, “You’ll have to come through, old sport. This kind of
baggage is worth a five spot. Come across now, or you’ll have to swim
the lake.”

“Here, Dan,” I broke in sharply, as he hesitated. “Don’t you give those
petty grafters another penny. Let’s get out.”

The trainman turned on us threateningly, but one good look sufficed, so
we were left undisturbed beside the track. We had heard more than once
of trainmen who not only took money from hoboes, but also relieved them
of Ingersoll, knife, or any little trinket they happened to have about
them, but this was our first experience with the breed.

With our bundles for pillows we slept through the night, and awakened at
dawn when another freight stopped for a last drink before crossing the
lake. We piled into a gondola just as the train gathered speed and felt
that we would at least cross the lake in safety. We had not gone a mile
when a trainman leaped in beside us.

“What are you riding on, friends?” he inquired.

“A union card,” said Dan.

“And what else?”

“Not another blamed thing,” Dan answered determinedly.

“Well, that don’t listen very good to me,” the fellow growled. “Where
did you come from and where are you going?”

While we gave him a sketch of our experiences and reasons for riding
freights, he drew a stub of a pencil from his pocket and began scrawling
on the back of a time table.

“Loan me your knife a minute, old man,” he said to Dan.

Dan passed over the knife, a very fine one that I had given him the
first Christmas after our marriage, and the brakeman sharpened his
pencil.

“Well, so long,” said he, turning on his heel, and starting to slip
Dan’s knife into his pocket.

I seized his arm like a flash and wrested the knife from his hand before
he could recover from the unexpected assault.

“No, you don’t. Oh, no you don’t,” I hissed furiously. “That’s my knife
and I propose to keep it.”

“Why, you little hell-cat, you.” He burst into a laugh. “I didn’t mean
to steal your knife. Gee, she’s some scrapper,” turning to Dan.
“Wouldn’t mind having a pal like that myself.”

With another laugh he made his way to the rear of the train.

A half hour had passed when we were amazed to see him coming over the
top with a coffee pot in one hand and a pan in the other.

“Thought maybe you might be hungry,” he said with an embarrassed laugh,
as he set the pan of boiled meat and doughnuts on the bottom of the car.
As he bolted toward the head of the train, we attacked the food with
ravenous appetites.

We were so engaged when a man leaped from the boxcar behind, landing in
the gondola with a clatter. I looked up into the amazed face of the
conductor.

“Good Lord!” he ejaculated. “Well, good Lord, so this is what old
Tight-wad was up to. What have you done to him anyhow? Hypnotised him?”

“What are you talking about?” asked Dan.

“Why, that front brakeman of mine. He’s the meanest cuss on this
division, bar none. He’ll hold up a ’bo and pry the gold out of his
teeth. I noticed him skirmishing around in the caboose a while back, and
he acted so blamed mysterious that I had to come up front and see what
in blazes he was up to. Well, I’ll be jim swiggled if ever I expected to
see old Tight-wad pulling any charitable stunts.”

The conductor proceeded to ply us with the usual questions, which we
answered to his entire satisfaction.

“There’s an empty refrigerator car up ahead,” he declared, “that is
billed straight through to Sacto. She’s locked all right, but the
ventilator in one of the ice chests is sealed open, and you can slide in
there and lie snug till you land in Sacramento.”

Swallowing the last drops of coffee, we followed him over the tops to
the fruit car. Sure enough, the little door that covered the hatch at
the end of the car stood open, the support bound with the lead seal,
which must never be broken except by the proper officials.

Gathering my skirts closely about my ankles, I slid into the opening
feet first, and catching the edges with my hands, swung inside the ice
chest and let go. Dan followed, and we found ourselves in peculiar
surroundings. The floor of the cubby-hole was formed of scantlings laid
on their edges, with wide interstices for drainage. There was scarcely
room to move and the only light entered the little opening high above
our heads. As I gazed upward, I felt caught in a trap. We curled down on
the grating and resigned ourselves to fate.

As the sun climbed the sky the heat increased, and it was then that we
noticed that our canteen was empty. Nobody came near. We dared not show
ourselves. So the day passed in great discomfort. Night fell and we
slept fitfully. Morning came and again the sun blazed down on the desert
wastes and the tortures of thirst became intense.

We had been twenty-four hours without food or water when Dan decided to
risk a reconnoitre. Taking the canteen, he swung himself up to the hatch
and thrust out his head and shoulders. A brakeman came on the run. After
considerable parley he took the canteen and promised to fetch us water
at the first stop. But the afternoon wore away and he failed to appear.
We were almost insane from thirst and heat when at last he lowered the
dripping canteen into our prison.

In Winnemucca the car was shunted back and forth for an hour, but at
nightfall we were off on the long climb to the summit. I climbed hand
over hand to the hatchway, and after a cautious survey of the
surroundings, drew myself out and perched on the roof of the car. The
Overland Limited shot past, the roof covered with the crouching forms of
hoboes, thick as barnacles on an old pier. The desolate expanse of
desert seemed full of mystery, as the long train, dotted here and there
with lanterns, crawled like a gigantic snake up the steep grade. Far
ahead two engines coughed and laboured, the black smoke rolling in great
billows from their stacks. As I realised that we were nearing the
boundary of California a great contentment filled my soul. Thus I
revelled in thoughts of home, while the cool night wind fanned my face
and the Big Dipper swung across the northern sky and the speeding wheels
clanked a cheerful refrain.

Early next morning the brakeman made us a visit and said we would be in
Sparks before noon, where we must make another change.

Just outside the city limits we dropped off, and as guests of the
trainmen were soon eating our first restaurant meal for months. About
two o’clock we wandered to the outskirts of town, for it was useless to
attempt to catch a freight in daylight. We came to an irrigating ditch
lined with a tall growth of weeds, and slipping off our footgear, were
soon paddling about like a couple of kids in the swift running water.
Late in the day we cooked and ate a meal, took a farewell wash in the
stream and returned to the railroad yard. Word had gone forth not to
molest us, so we boarded the night freight without difficulty. The only
available place was a cattle car loaded high with lumber. The end door
was unlocked and there was quite a space between the piles of boards and
the roof of the car. I settled myself in a corner with back against the
siding, and Dan lay at my feet.

It was pitch dark when the train clanked through the streets of Reno. As
we drew slowly out of town, dim forms appeared, and hoboes began piling
into the car through both doors. In the darkness I could sense the
presence of a large number of men. Two lads curled down at my right,
their voices proclaiming their youthfulness. On the left two hoboes lay
so close that I could have touched them. They had come from a long ride
on a limited passenger and were completely exhausted. A group of men in
the far end of the car began smoking, and as each match flared, some
face would stand out in bold relief. They talked with perfect
comradeship, and though they were totally unaware of the presence of a
woman, there was little to complain of in their conversation. In fact, I
can truthfully say that I heard more profane language in one year’s
attendance at Medical College than on this entire trip.

At the first stop out of Reno still more men came aboard. A trainman
came to the far door with a lantern, but one look sufficed and he
returned no more. At Truckee the car was switched to a siding.

“Beat it, boys, here come the bulls!” shouted a hobo.

Like dry peas out of a pod, the hoboes scattered out of that car and
fled in all directions as officers flung open the door at our side and
emptied their revolvers into the interior. We remained motionless as the
bullets thudded into the wood, and in a few minutes looked out to see
the detectives chasing the fleeing hoboes across the yards.

“Now is our chance,” whispered Dan. “Make for the round-house yonder.”

We dived within the yawning portal and crouched within the engine pit.
The place seemed empty and we sat in silence for a time. What to do we
did not know. It was impossible to remain where we were for long;
discovery meant a trip to jail and a month on the chain-gang for Dan.
The town lies in a mountain fastness with snowsheds protecting the
tracks, so that foot travel was out of the question, and our money was
almost gone. While we studied the problem, a long freight came through
without stopping. We ran out to the main track and the first thing that
caught my eye was the familiar old refrigerator car with the open hatch
in which we had already ridden so many miles.

“Quick, quick!” I cried. “We must catch that train.”

The engine had cleared the yard and was gathering headway with each turn
of the wheels. Racing madly beside the track, I made a desperate lunge
and caught a hand rod. My arms seemed torn from their sockets as my body
was snapped into a horizontal position by the speeding train. A moment I
clung, unable to move, then with a fierce scramble, I found my footing
and clambered to the top of the car. Dan had landed on the car behind
and together we started for the head of the train.

A brakeman appeared on the top of a boxcar. At sight of a woman coolly
parading the roof of the freight, his jaw dropped and he started so
violently as to make me fear for his safety. We stopped on a flat car
and gave him a brief explanation, then hurried forward and swung
ourselves into the familiar ice chest, for we were nearing the
snowsheds.

The trainman soon joined us. He told a long story about some division
official who was death on hoboes, and who made a practice of travelling
up and down the line and pouncing on the train crews at unexpected
places in hope of catching them in some infraction of the rules, which
would enable him to indulge in his love of discipline. This martinet
took a special delight in harrying the men, and would suspend an employé
for sixty days on the smallest pretext, or deprive a man of his credits
for the slightest infraction of some unimportant rule.

“He’s a Company pet, who was born with the big head and then bitten by
the efficiency bug,” our companion concluded, “and if he should catch a
woman on this freight it would be as much as all our jobs are worth.”

At that moment a man thrust his head into the manhole and called the
brakeman out. He ascended quickly and his place was taken by the other,
who proved to be the conductor. Dan started to speak, but was
interrupted.

“Let the woman talk. I’ll get the truth from her.”

So I began the old, old story, and after a bit secured permission to
ride as close to Sacramento as we dared. We were well outside the
snowsheds when the conductor left us, and I settled down with the
thought that the worst was over.

As the train pulled out of a station the light was cut off abruptly and
a young man in a business suit bounced into the ice chest. As he landed,
I looked up and caught sight of the horrified face of the brakeman
leaning over the manhole.

“Who put you in here? How much did you pay that brakeman to let you
ride?” he demanded fiercely.

“Why, we haven’t paid anybody—we haven’t seen any brakeman. We just got
in when the train slowed up back there a ways; and we took good care not
to see any brakeman or let any brakeman see us,” I answered innocently.

“But what are you doing here, and where are you going?”

“Oh, we came up from Sacramento for a little camping trip. My husband
thought he could get a little work in the mountains, but he couldn’t
find any, and we spent most of our money, and then started to walk home.
This old freight came crawling along, and there wasn’t anybody on the
far side of the track, so just for a lark we slipped in here.”

“So, you’re sure your husband didn’t pay the brakeman for the chance,
are you?”

“You bet I am. Do you suppose anybody would pay good money for riding in
this old hole? Besides, we haven’t any money. I couldn’t see anything
wrong about riding, exactly. But, of course, we didn’t want the trainmen
to see us. I was afraid they might not like it, and I’m dead sure nobody
but you knows we’re here.”

The brakeman’s face appeared for an instant in the manhole above, then
disappeared from view.

“You’re not going to put us off, way out here, are you?” I asked
pleadingly. “It’s awful hard to walk clear down to Sacramento this hot
weather, and carry these heavy bundles. It didn’t cost the railroad
company anything for us to ride here. We ain’t doing any harm.”

The young man’s face softened a trifle and he launched into a long
dissertation on the evils of jumping trains, the hobo menace, and
kindred topics, to all of which I listened with wide eyes and bated
breath. The train drew into a station and out again, while he was thus
absorbed, and he made no move to put us off. I was drawing him on with
deft questions and flattering attention when the brakeman’s head
appeared once more.

“What in blazes is all this?” he bawled. “Hey, you bums, come out of
there.”

Our kind instructor cast a startled look aloft. “Why, hello, Condon,” he
called ingratiatingly. “You are on the job, I see. But these people
don’t happen to be bums. Everything is all right. I’ll assume the
responsibility, so just trot along and leave us alone.”

He resumed his pompous attitude and took up the delightful task of
enlightening me on the importance of his position, which he declared was
extremely difficult to fill. I gathered that the destinies of the entire
railroad system rested on his narrow shoulders; that he was the original
efficiency expert; and that all other employés of the Company, from
train boy to superintendent, were a lot of mutts, if not worse, and were
it not for his constant supervision and stern discipline, the division
would just naturally go to the bow-wows. The miles slipped by as I drank
in this information with greedy ears. His chest expanded like a pouter
pigeon and his hat band seemed to stretch visibly.

The three of us were standing in one end of the restricted space when
once more the daylight was cut off and the conductor slid down beside
us. Completely ignoring our existence he turned a cold and hostile eye
upon our companion.

“Sir,” he began stiffly, “I have been informed by a member of my crew
that a high official of this division has taken it upon himself not
alone to disregard the strict rules of this company regarding the
carrying of passengers on freight trains, but has arrogated to himself
the control and management of those directly responsible to me. Such a
situation is unprecedented, sir, and I hereby make formal protest
against its continuance.”

While he was speaking I saw the shadow of a man pass the opening
overhead.

“But, my dear man,” stammered the “high official,” wholly taken aback.
“How can you make such statements? I had absolutely no intention—no such
intentions at all. How can you make such a charge?”

“The facts, sir, speak for themselves. My brakeman discovers his
superior closeted in the ice chest of a refrigerator car with a young
woman and an unknown man. When he endeavours to exercise that authority
with which he is vested by the rules of this company and requests the
said young woman and unknown man to leave the train at once, you, my
dear sir, impose the force of your superior station, and taking all
responsibility upon yourself order him to ‘trot along.’ I claim that
such conduct destroys efficiency and is fatal to discipline.”

Our young entertainer seemed at a loss for a reply; then he plunged into
a long explanation of our presence and his intentions regarding us. The
conductor listened with an air of undiminished coldness.

“Very well, sir,” he said shortly, at the close of the harangue. “Your
conduct is, of course, highly irregular, but I shall make no report of
it—at least not at present,” fixing the unfortunate “high official” with
a piercing glance. “As to your er—guests, I shall leave the matter of
their disposition entirely in your hands, since you have assumed the
responsibility.”

The conductor swung himself out of the ice box while the young man
turned his harassed gaze upon us.

“You better get off at Auburn,” he said weakly. “Climb out as soon as
the train stops, so nobody will see you.”

As he clambered slowly out, the general impression was that of a man
about three sizes smaller than the one who had entered.

We left the car the instant the train stopped at Auburn, but as we
hastened away we were hailed with loud shouts by the train crew, who
followed us on the run, headed by the brakeman. We stopped behind a row
of boxcars as they joined us. With whoops and howls they slapped one
another on the back, danced about, doubled up and fairly rolled on the
ground in convulsions of laughter.

“Say, didn’t our old man hand that fellow some chunks of language? Say
now; didn’t he?” gasped the brakeman when he could speak.

“He passed it out like a regular dictionary. Just the same kind of dope
that Little Tom-tit has been feeding us on so long,” sputtered the
fireman, who it seems had left the engine on the way down to join the
gleeful circle about the manhole while the circus was going on within.

“Well, I guess I punctured his tire, all right,” vouchsafed the
conductor. “Guess he’ll go a little easy on efficiency and discipline
with this crew for a while.”

“I wouldn’t have missed that performance for five hundred dollars,”
broke in the rear brakeman. “It was the richest thing I ever heard.”

“You should have heard Miss Innocence here stringing him along when he
first came aboard. Her eyes kept a-glowing bigger and bigger, and his
chest kept a-swelling and a-swelling, till I thought I’d bust. Oh, he
was a wonderful man, all right, all right.”

“Well, boys,” remarked the conductor, whipping off his cap. “You all
admit you enjoyed a good show, that would have had a very different
ending if it hadn’t been for the quick wit of this gritty lady. Chip in
now, and pay for your reserved seats.”

Money rattled into the cap and despite our protestations the conductor
forced it into Dan’s hands. With quip and jest the men bade us good-bye,
and we passed over to the main street in search of a restaurant. Our
hunger appeased, we marched boldly to the station and took a passenger
train to Sacramento, where we made connection with the river boat for
San Francisco.

So now I sit on the deck of the steamer and watch the green and fertile
country glide past. From time to time a signal flutters on the bank, the
boat swings over and the crew rapidly loads great boxes of plums,
luscious peaches, early pears, and crates of seedless grapes. Here comes
a man with a truckload of magnificent Burbank plums. I once read of the
little plum with the enormous pit, from which the California wizard
evolved this beautiful fruit. He did not attempt to change the nature of
the plum to that of some transcendental fruit. He simply modified the
environment so that the inherent qualities of the plum might develop.
Would that the environment of the little children of the slums and sweat
shops, to whom the meanest cull that lies in yonder orchard would be a
gracious treat, might be so modified as to give their essentially
beautiful, natural qualities an opportunity for healthy, normal growth.

I give a sigh of contentment and happiness as I realise that the
hazardous journey is ended. And now I realise another fact. For weeks I
have been free from colds or cough; my digestion is superior to that of
an ostrich; a ten-mile jaunt with twenty pounds of baggage on my back
would be mere child’s play. A more healthy human specimen than myself it
would be hard to find, so I feel free to dismiss the spectre of
tuberculosis along with the other horrors of the slums.

But physical benefit is not the greatest gain. A change has taken place
in my psychology. My belief in the inherent kindliness and unselfishness
of the human heart has been strengthened. In cases of cruelty I
recognise an outside influence or pressure that warps natural instincts.
Toward the trainmen especially I am deeply grateful. When one realises
the risks they ran to aid a couple of outcasts, and the kindness and
consideration so often manifested, a wonderful appreciation of their
sterling manhood is born. Never again will I think it necessary to
change human nature before we can improve social conditions. I am
conscious of a deeper human sympathy; a wider vision; a greater
understanding of the problems of the under dog and a closer sense of
fellowship with him. I feel that I am learning the divine lesson of
human unity, which is rooted in the Fatherhood of God and manifests
itself as the Brotherhood of Man.

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                          TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES


 1. Table of Contents added by transcriber.
 2. Silently corrected typographical errors and variations in spelling.
 3. Archaic, non-standard, and uncertain spellings retained as printed.
 4. Enclosed italics font in _underscores_.





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