Transcribed from the 1885 T. Fisher Unwin edition by David Price, email
ccx074@pglaf.org

                          [Picture: Book cover]

 [Picture: My visit to English Gipsy children on the outskirts of London]





                           I’VE BEEN A GIPSYING


                                    OR
                             _RAMBLES AMONG_
                     _OUR GIPSIES AND THEIR CHILDREN_
                        _IN THEIR TENTS AND VANS_

                                * * * * *

                                    BY
                       GEORGE SMITH _of Coalville_.

                                * * * * *

                      POPULAR EDITION, ILLUSTRATED.

                      [Picture: Decorative graphic]

                                  London
                             T. FISHER UNWIN
                       26, PATERNOSTER SQUARE, E.C.
                                   1885

                          _All Rights Reserved_.

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_Other Works by GEORGE SMITH of Coalville_.


THE CRY OF THE CHILDREN FROM THE BRICKYARDS OF ENGLAND.  HAUGHTON & CO.,
Paternoster Row, London.  Cloth gilt, Illustrated, 3s. 6d.

OUR CANAL POPULATION.  HAUGHTON & CO.  Cloth gilt, Illustrated, 3s. 6d.

GIPSY LIFE.  HAUGHTON & CO.  Cloth gilt, profusely illustrated, 5s.

CANAL ADVENTURES BY MOONLIGHT.  HODDER & STOUGHTON.  Paternoster Row,
London.  Cloth gilt, Illustrated, 3s. 6d.

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To


                      THE RIGHT HON. LORD ABERDARE.
                   THE RIGHT HON. THE EARL OF STANHOPE.
                  THE RIGHT HON. THE EARL OF SHAFTSBURY.
                 THE RIGHT HON. THE MARQUIS OF TWEEDDALE.
                   THE RIGHT HON. THE EARL OF ABERDEEN.
                  THE RIGHT HON. THE EARL OF DERBY, K.G.
                   THE RIGHT HON. EARL GRANVILLE, K.G.
              THE RIGHT HON. THE MARQUIS OF SALISBURY, K.G.
                   THE RIGHT HON. THE EARL OF HARROWBY.
                     THE RIGHT HON. LORD CARRINGTON.
                       THE RIGHT HON. EARL CAIRNS.
                   THE RIGHT HON. W. E. GLADSTONE, M.P.
                      (First Lord of the Treasury.)
               THE RIGHT HON. SIR STAFFORD NORTHCOTE, M.P.
               THE RIGHT HON. SIR WILLIAM V. HARCOURT, M.P.
                    THE RIGHT HON. W. E. FORSTER, M.P.
                THE RIGHT HON. SIR RICHARD A. CROSS, M.P.
                THE RIGHT HON. SIR CHARLES W. DILKE, M.P.
                   THE RIGHT HON. A. J. MUNDELLA, M.P.
                  THE RIGHT HON. LORD JOHN MANNERS, M.P.
              THE RIGHT HON. GEN. SIR H. F. PONSONBY, K.C.B.
               THE RIGHT HON. LORD RICHARD GROSVENOR, M.P.
                   THE RIGHT HON. LORD KENSINGTON, M.P.
               THE RIGHT HON. SIR M. H. BEACH, BART., M.P.
                 THE RIGHT HON. JOSEPH CHAMBERLAIN, M.P.
                  THE HON. LORD RANDOLPH CHURCHILL, M.P.
                  THE RIGHT HON. G. SCLATER-BOOTH, M.P.
                  SIR H. J. SELWIN-IBBETSON, BART., M.P.
                    SIR HENRY T. HOLLAND, BART., M.P.
                    SIR JAMES C. LAWRENCE, BART, M.P.
                    SIR E. A. H. LECHMERE, BART., M.P.
              J. T. HIBBERT, ESQ., M.P.  T. SALT, ESQ., M.P.
                        SAMUEL MORLEY, ESQ., M.P.
          JOHN WALTER, ESQ., M.P.  WILLIAM RATHBONE, ESQ., M.P.
           THOMAS BURT, ESQ., M.P.  ALEX. MCARTHUR, ESQ., M.P.
                         COL. W. T. MAKINS, M.P.
               A. PELL, ESQ., M.P.  J. CORBETT, ESQ., M.P.
          HENRY BROADHURST, ESQ., M.P.; AND FRANK A. BEVAN, ESQ.

                                * * * * *

MY LORDS AND GENTLEMEN,—I have taken the liberty of dedicating this
volume to you as being a few of the right-minded and right-hearted
friends of neglected children in our midst; and also to all well-wishers
of our highly favoured country, irrespective of sect, class, or party.
May its voice be heard!

With the cries of the gipsy children and many prayers, I send it forth on
its mission.

                                                  Very respectfully yours,
                                             GEORGE SMITH, _of Coalville_.

WELTON, DAVENTRY,
      _Michaelmas_, 1884.

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“GENERAL SIR HENRY F. PONSONBY _has received the Queen’s commands to
thank Mr. George Smith for sending the copy of his book for Her Majesty’s
acceptance_, _which accompanied his letter_.

“PRIVY PURSE OFFICE, BUCKINGHAM PALACE,
         _June_ 20, 1883.”

                                * * * * *

                                           “10, DOWNING STREET, WHITEHALL.
                                                           _May_ 29, 1883.

“_Sir_,

“_I am directed by_ MR. GLADSTONE _to thank you for sending him your work
entitled_ ‘_I’ve Been a Gipsying_.’

                                                              “_I am Sir_,
                                                  _Your obedient servant_,
                                                         F. LEVESON GOWER.

“GEORGE SMITH, ESQ.”

                                * * * * *

                                              “30, ST. JAMES’S PLACE, S.W.
                                                           _May_ 25, 1883.

“_Dear Sir_,

“_Accept my best thanks for your book_, _which cannot fail to be most
interesting_, _both on account of the subject and of the writer_.  _Your
good works will indeed live after you_.

                                          “_I remain_, _faithfully yours_,
                                                    STAFFORD H. NORTHCOTE.

“GEORGE SMITH, ESQ., _of Coalville_.”




PREFATORY NOTE.


MY strong sympathy with the gipsies and their children would not allow of
my following the example of daisy-bank sentimental backwood gipsy
writers, whose special qualification is to flatter the gipsies with
showers of misleading twaddle to keep them in ignorance; but I have
preferred for my country’s welfare the path that has been rough, steep,
trying, and somewhat dangerous, and open to the misconception of those
little souls who look only at gipsy life through tinted or prismatic
spectacles.

I have throughout tried to give both the lights and shades of a gipsy
wanderer’s life, and must leave the result for God to work out as He may
think well.

There may be within these pages smiles for the simple, sighs for the sad,
tears for the sorrowful, joys for the joyous, ideas for the author,
simple hints for the thoughtful, problems for the inquisitive, prayers
for the prayerful, meditations for the Christian, plans of action for the
philanthropist, and suggestions for the statesman and lawgiver.

The Brickyard, Canal, and Gipsy Children—as well as my humble self—will,
as they grow up into a better state of things, ever have cause to feel
thankful for the kindly help rendered to the cause by the publications of
the various sections of the Christian Church, including the Church of
England, the Presbyterians, the Wesleyans, Congregationalists, Baptists,
Primitive Methodists, Unitarians, Methodist Free Churches, Methodist New
Connexion, Roman Catholics, The Friends, Bible Christians, The Religious
Tract Society, Christian Knowledge Society, Sunday School Union, Messrs.
Cassell, and other Publishers, the Weekly and Daily Press throughout the
country, almost without exception, together with the various editors and
other writers whose name is Legion.




NOTE TO SECOND EDITION.


FOR the additional illustrations in this edition I owe my best thanks to
Mr. W. Weblyn, the proprietor and art editor of the _Illustrated Sporting
and Dramatic News_; Mr. A. Watson, the literary editor; and also to the
Rev. Edward Weldon, M.A., who accompanied me on one of my visits to the
gipsies to take the sketches, which appeared with an encouraging and
helpful notice on March 1, 1884.

I am also much indebted to the Editor of the _Pall Mall Gazette_ for his
sketch and valuable help, and also to others with kind heart and ready
pen, whose names would fill a volume, for assisting me to place upon the
statute book the Canal Boats Act of 1884, which will, when the whole of
my plans are carried out, bring education and protection to 60,000 canal
and gipsy children, with but little cost or inconvenience to the van and
cabin dwellers.

                                             GEORGE SMITH, _of Coalville_.

_Michaelmas_, 1884.




CONTENTS.

                                  I.

           SUNDAY RAMBLES AMONG THE GIPSIES UPON PUMP HILL.
Gipsy Smith’s quarters—Gipsy Brown’s wigwam—What I saw     _p._ 1–20
at the “Robin Hood”—Tea at Pethers’—Pethers’ trials and
reception by his mother
                                 II.

             RAMBLES AMONG THE GIPSIES IN EPPING FOREST.
My companion “on the road”—The widow—Telling fortunes—My   20–33
reception—A youth who had taken to gipsying—A drunken
lot—The Forest hotel—A gipsy hunt—Back to my lodgings
                                 III.

            RAMBLES AMONG THE GIPSIES UPON WANSTEAD FLATS.
The Philanthropic Institution, Southwark—Mary              39–59
Carpenter—Mr. Stevenson—Meeting with “an old fool”—A
fire king—A showman’s introduction—A school teacher—A
gipsy convert’s story—A flat’s row—My lodgings—Return
home
                                 IV.

              RAMBLES AMONG THE GIPSIES AT NORTHAMPTON.
“On the road”—Upon the course—Seeds of thought—My          60–74
salutation—A gipsy drinking rum out of a coffin—A
communist—A gipsy’s earnings—A gipsy child—A gipsy
steam-horse owner’s tale
                                  V.

             RAMBLES AMONG THE GIPSIES AT WARWICK RACES.
What I saw and heard in the train—My lodgings—Germs of     75–91
thought—A race after a dog—Meeting with the gipsy
Hollands and Claytons—Alfred Clayton’s trials and change
for good—The death of his child—Meets with an educated
youth—Clayton begins to pray—Race-goers
                                 VI.

             RAMBLES AMONG THE GIPSIES AT BOUGHTON GREEN.
Polls, Jims, and Sals—Drawn to the Green—_Northampton      92–121
Mercury_—Cowper’s poem—History of the Green—Spectacle
lane—Gipsy murders—Rows—Captain Slash—Sights upon the
Green—Gipsy dodges—My lodgings—At tea—Gipsy fight—Mine
hostess sings—My bed
                                 VII.

              RAMBLES AMONG THE GIPSIES AT OXFORD FAIR.
Woman and child in the arms of death—Tramping with my      122–164
loads—What I saw on the way—Travellers at
Paddington—Arriving at Oxford—What I saw on Sunday—My
lodging—Meet with Jenny Smith—Number of gipsies at
Oxford—Sights at Oxford—My visions during the night—A
gipsy showman—A walk with Nabob Brown—Gipsy
fairies—Gambling stalls—Boscoe—Backsliders turned
gipsies—My last peep—Letter in _The Daily News_—A gipsy
teaching her children to pray
                                VIII.

                RAMBLES AMONG THE GIPSIES AT HINCKLEY.
My tramp—A gipsy woman’s hardships—Row—Gipsy               165–196
horse-dealing—A gipsy Smith—Salvation Army—My
lodgings—Aphorisms—A Sunday morning turn-out—Meeting
with the gipsies Bedman—Breakfast—A gipsy’s
creeds—Present-day gipsies—Burden’s poems
                                 IX.

                  AMONG THE GIPSIES AT LONG BUCKBY.
Romany—In the bye-lanes—By the side of the                 197–225
canal—Aphorisms—In the meadows near Murcott, and what I
saw—Scissor-grinding gipsy—A gipsy with her basket—A
stolen child among the gipsies—Friends—At the
gate—Coronation pole—G. Flash—Tear-fetching scene—An
engineer gipsy—His wife’s sufferings—Tramp from
Heckington to Spilsby
                                  X.

                  RAMBLES AT BULWELL AND NOTTINGHAM.
On the way to Leicester—My train experiences—A Sunday      226–251
evening at Leicester—My lodgings—Meeting with gipsies
Winters and Smith at Nottingham—A child stolen—Congress
papers—Return home—Gipsies spreading disease—_Morning
Post_
                                 XI.

          RAMBLES AMONG THE GIPSIES AT DAVENTRY AND BANBURY.
My companions—Meeting with gipsy Mott—Gipsy                252–277
horse-stealing—Gipsy showmen—Gipsy Smith’s
experiences—Start to Banbury—Gossip on the
road—Children’s revival at Byfield—My lodgings—My
hostess’s cats—My bed—What I saw on the way to
Banbury—Gipsy shows—Number of vans attending Banbury
fairs—Solo needed
                                 XII.

                    SHORT EXCURSIONS AND RAMBLES.
Gipsy sham—On the way to Edinburgh—What I saw at           278–303
Leicester—Cherry Island—Hackney
Marshes—Bedford—Leicester fair—What others say—Letter
from Mr. Mundella—Essex quarter sessions—Question put to
the Government—How they treat gipsies in
Hungary—Question put to the Government through Mr.
Burt—My Bill—Visit to Turnham
Green—Fortune-telling—Gipsies round London
                                XIII.

                  RAMBLES AMONG THE SCOTCH GIPSIES.
Wanderings of the brain—My start from Leicester—On the     304–338
way to Carlisle—Germs of thought grown on the
way—Arrival at Kelso—My lodgings—A cold
night—Aphorisms—Start to Yetholm—Lovely snow—Arrival at
Yetholm—Leydon’s poems—Introduction to
Blythe—Parting—Meeting an old gipsy—Gipsy queens—Return
to my quarters—Baird’s work—Child sold to the
gipsies—Gipsy frozen to the ground—What England has
done—What she ought to do—Poem: Zutilla
                             APPENDIX A.
My plans _explained_ and _objections_ answered             339–351
                             APPENDIX B.
Letter to the Right Hon. Earl Aberdare                     352–355




LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.

MY VISIT TO ENGLISH GIPSY CHILDREN ON THE OUTSKIRTS     _Frontispiece_
OF LONDON (_by E. Weldon_)
A HOUSE-DWELLING GIPSY’S WIGWAM NEAR LOUGHTON                        1
INSIDE A HOUSE-DWELLING GIPSY’S WIGWAM, PUMP HILL,                   7
EPPING FOREST
AN ENGLISH GIPSY COUNTESS ON THE “LOOK-OUT” (_by E.                 35
Weldon_)
TWO ENGLISH GIPSY PRINCESSES “AT HOME” (_by F.                      51
Weldon_)
AN ENGLISH GIPSY DUCHESS—SMITH—“RHEUMATICKY AND                     69
LAME” (by _E. Weldon_)
THE “SWEETS” AND “SOURS” OF GIPSY MARRIED LIFE (_by                116
E. Weldon_)
“ON THE ROAD” TO OXFORD FAIR                                       123
A SCISSOR-GRINDING GIPSY.  “SCISSORS TO GRIND”                     207
GIPSY QUARTERS, PLAISTOW MARSHES                                   281
AN ENGLISH GIPSY KING—“KRÁLIS”—LYING IN WAIT IN HIS                283
PALACE, KRÁLISKO-KAIR (_by E. Weldon_)
GIPSY WINTER QUARTERS, YETHOLM                                     321
ESTHER FAA BLYTHE—A SCOTCH GIPSY QUEEN                             328

         [Picture: A house-dwelling Gipsy’s wigwam near Loughton]




A Sunday Ramble among the Gipsies upon Pump Hill and Loughton.


SUNDAY, April 23, 1882, opened with a wet morning.  The clouds were thick
and heavy.  The smoke seemed to hover, struggle and rise again as if life
depended on its mounting higher than the patched and broken roofs of
London houses.  The rain came down drearily, dribbly, and drizzly.  It
hung upon my garments with saturating tendencies, and I really got wet
through before I was aware of it.  The roads were very uncomfortable for
feet in non-watertight boots.  Umbrellas were up.  Single “chaps,” and
others in “couples” were wending their way across Victoria Park.  The
school bells were chiming out in all directions “Come to school,” “It is
time,” “Do not delay,” “Come to school.”  In response to the bell-calls
the little prattlers and toddlers were hurrying along to school.  Their
big sisters, with “jerks and snatches,” frequently called out, “Now,
then, come along; we shall be too late; singing will be over, and if it
is I’ll tell your mother.”

At Victoria Park Station the platelayers were at work, and when I
inquired the cause, I was told that the Queen’s carriages were to pass
over the line to Loughton at eleven o’clock “to try the metals,” and to
see that the platform was back enough to allow sufficient space for the
footboards of the royal carriages.  In some cases there was not
sufficient space, and the line had to be swung a little to enable the
carriages to pass.

At Stratford I had a few minutes to wait, and a little conversation with
the stationmaster soon satisfied me that he was an observing and
common-sense Christian, with a kind heart and good wishes for the poor
gipsy children.

I arrived at Loughton in time to join in the morning service conducted by
the Wesleyans in a neat iron chapel.  The service was good, plain, and
homely, and as such I enjoyed it.  Of course, being a stranger in “these
parts,” I was eyed o’er with “wondering curiosity.”  In the chapel there
was a tall old man who sat and stood pensively, with his head bending
low, during the services, and whom, without much hesitation, I set down
as a gipsy.  He did not seem to enjoy the service.  On inquiry
afterwards, I found that my surmise was correct, and that the tall man
was a gipsy Smith, of some seventy winters, who was born under a tent
upon Epping Forest, amongst the brambles, furze, and heather, with the
clouds for a shelter from the sun’s fierce rays in summer, and the
slender tent covering, with the dying embers of a stick fire, to keep
body and soul together in the midst of the wintry blasts, drifting hail,
snow, and sleet, and keen biting frosts to “nip the toes.”

After climbing the steep and rugged hill, I made my way to find out a
cocoa-nut gambler, who once gave me an invitation to call upon him when I
happened to pass that way.  With much ado and many inquiries I found the
man and his wife just preparing to go with a donkey and a heavy load of
nuts to some secluded spot a few miles away, to “pick up a little money”
for their “wittles.”  My visit having ended in moonshine, I now began in
earnest to hunt up the gipsies.  A few minutes’ wandering among the
bushes and by-lanes brought me upon a group of half-starved, dirty,
half-naked, lost little gipsy children, who were carrying sticks to their
wretched dwellings, which were nothing better than horribly stinking,
sickening, muddy wigwams.

On making my way through mud and sink-gutter filth, almost over
“boot-tops,” I came upon a _duelling_ which, were I to live to the age of
Methuselah, I could never forget.

Sitting upon an old three-legged chair, and with a bottom composed of old
rags, cord, and broken rushes, was a bulky, dirty, greasy, idle-looking
fellow, who might never have been washed in his life.  I put a few
questions to him about the weather and other trifling matters; but the
answers I got from him were such that I could not understand.  To “roker”
Romany was a thing he could not do.  Mumble and grumble were his
scholastic attainments.

At the door stood a poor, old, worn-out pony, which they said was as
“dodgy and crafty as any human being.  It was a capital animal in a cart,
but would not run at fairs with children on its back.  Immediately you
put a child upon its back it stood like a rock, and the devil could not
move it.”

In the room were five children as ragged as wild goats, as filthy as
pigs, and quite as ignorant.  On an old “squab bed”—the only bed in the
room—sat a big, fat, aged gipsy woman, on a par with the man and
children.  A young gipsy of about eighteen years stood at the bottom of
the squab bed enjoying his Sunday dinner.  In one hand he held the dirty
plate, and the other had to do duty in place of a knife and fork.  Of
what the dinner was composed I could not imagine.  It seemed to be a kind
of mixture between meat, soup, fish, broth, roast and fry, thickened with
bones and flavoured with snails and bread.  Upon a very rickety stool sat
a girl with a dirty bare bosom suckling a poor emaciated baby, whose
father nobody seemed to know—and, if report be true, the less that is
said about paternity the better.  In this one little hole, with a boarded
floor, covered with dirt and mud at least half an inch thick, one bed
teeming with vermin, which I saw with my own eyes, and walls covered with
greasy grime, there were a man, woman, girl, young man, and five
children, huddling together on a Christian Sabbath, in Christian England,
within a stone’s throw of a Christian Church and the Church of England
day and Sunday school.  None of them had ever been in a day or Sunday
school or place of worship in their lives.  They were as truly heathens
as the most heathenish in the world, and as black as the blackest beings
I have ever seen.  The only godly ray manifest in this dark abode was
that of gratitude and thankfulness.  A pleasing trait is this.  It was a
vein embedded in their nature that only required the touch of sympathy,
brotherhood, and kindness to light up the lives of these poor lost
creatures living in darkness.  Natural beauty I saw none inside; but the
marks of sin were everywhere manifest.  Just outside this miserable hive,
notwithstanding the stench, the bees were buzzing about seeking in vain
for honey, the butterflies were winging fruitlessly about trying to find
flowers to settle upon; and across the beautiful forest valley the cuckoo
was among the trees piping forth its ever beautiful, lovely, enchanting,
and never-tiring “cuck-coo,” “cuck-coo,” “cuck-coo;” throstles, linnets,
blackbirds, and woodpeckers were hopping about from tree to tree within a
stone’s throw, sending forth heavenly strains, echoing and re-echoing in
the distance among the wood foliage on this bright spring Sunday
afternoon.  I could almost hear with Dr. James Hamilton, in his “Pearl of
Parables” (_Sunday at Home_, 1878), a poor gipsy girl singing with tears
in her eyes—

    “Some angel in the land of love
       For love should pity me,
    And draw me in like Noah’s dove
       From wastes of misery.”

The lark echoes in the air—

    “But I would seek on earth below
       A space for heaven to win,
    To cheer one heart bowed down by woe,
       To save one soul from sin.”

I left this hut, after taking a breath of fresh air, for another gipsy
_dwelling_ round the corner, picking my way among the masses of filth as
well as I could.  Here another sight, not quite so sickening, but equally
heartrending, presented itself.  A gipsy woman was squatting upon the
filthy boards, the father was sitting upon a rickety old chair without
any bottom in it; _i.e._, there were a few cords tied across which served
to hold up one or two dirty rags, and these were sunk so low that any one
sitting upon the chair could feel nothing but the rims, which were not at
all comfortable.  Round the man and woman were six children of all ages
and sizes, partially dressed in filthy rags and old shoes, which seemed
to have been picked out of the ashes upon Hackney Marshes, all of which
were much too large for their little feet, and were stuffed with rags.
One little girl had a pair of cast-off woman’s shoes, possessing little
sole and almost less “uppers.”

The gipsy father was partially blind through having been in so many gipsy
combats.  A kick over the eyes had not only nearly blinded him, but as B.
said, “I feel at times as if my senses were nearly gone.  Thank the Lord,
I can see best when the sun shines clear.”  On my approaching nearer to
where they were sitting the man got up and kindly offered me his _chair_,
which I accepted, notwithstanding the disagreeable surroundings.  On the
walls of their _dwelling_ pieces of pictures and old newspapers were
pasted.  There were parts of _The British Workman_, _Band of Hope
Review_, _Old Jonathan_, _The Cottager and Artizan_, _Churchman’s
Almanack_; in fact, they seemed to have upon the greasy walls a scrap of
some of the pictorial publications published by the Wesleyans, Baptists,
Church of England, the Unitarians, Congregationalists, the Religious
Tract Society, Cassell, Sunday School Union, Haughton and Co., Partridge
and Co., Dr. Barnardo, and others.  I said to the poor man, “This is a
very tumbledown old place.”  “Yes,” he said, “people say that it has been
built nine hundred years; and I believe it has, for the man who owns it
now says he cannot remember it being built.”  I said, “How old do you
think the man is who owns it?”  He answered, “Well, I should think that
he is fifty, for he has great grand-children.”  Their only table
consisted of an old box, upon which, in a wicker basket, there were a
young jay and a blackbird which the gipsy woman was trying to rear.  As
the young birds opened their beaks, almost wide enough to swallow each
other, the woman kept thrusting into their mouths large pieces of
stinking meat of some kind, about which I did not ask any particulars.
These little gipsy attractions and observations being over, I began to
inquire about things concerning their present and eternal welfare.  I
found on inquiry that the only food this family had had to live upon
during the last two days had been a threepenny loaf and half an ounce of
tea.  When I asked them what they did for a living they could scarcely
tell me.  The man said, “I go out sometimes with a basket and a few
oranges in it, and I picks up a bit of a living in this way.  Some of the
people are pretty good to me.  As a rule we begs our clothes.
Occasionally I catches a rabbit or picks up a hedgehog.  If I can scrape
together a shilling to buy oranges I generally manages pretty well for
that day.  Our firing does not cost us anything, and in summer-time the
young uns picks up a lot of birds’ eggs out of the forest, which are very
nice for them if they are not too far hatched.”  Just at this juncture a
practical demonstration took place as to how they dealt with the birds’
eggs.  One of the boys, I should think of about seven years, came with a
nest of blackbirds’ eggs—poor little fellow he was no doubt hungry, for
he had had no Sunday dinner—which he placed into his mother’s hands.  The
mother was not long before she began to crack them, and into the
children’s mouths they went, half hatched as they were, just as she fed
the young jay.  I really thought that one of the youngsters would have
been choked by one of the half-hatched young blackbirds.  With a little
crushing, cramming, and tapping on the back the poor Sunday dinnerless
gipsy child escaped the sad consequences I at one time feared would be
the result.  To see a woman forcing food of this description down a
child’s throat is a sight I never want to see again.  Hunger opens a
mouth that turns sickening food into dainty morsels.  None of these poor
gipsy children had ever lisped a godly prayer or read a word in their
lives.  The father said he would be glad to send the children to school
if they would be received there and they could go free.  The whole of
these children were born in a tent upon a bit of straw among the low
bushes of Epping Forest.  Some in the depth of severe winter, others in
the midst of drenching rains, and even when the larks were singing
overhead, with “roughish nurses and midwives” as attendants.

   [Picture: Inside a house-dwelling gipsy’s wigwam, Pump Hill, Epping
                                 Forest]

I found that this “gipsy-man” had been a Sunday-school scholar, but
somehow or other—he did not seem desirous of saying how—he got among a
gang of gipsies in early life.  He left his praying mother for the life
of a vagabond among tramps, with a relish for hedgehogs, snails, and
diseased pork.  He said he liked hedgehog-pie better than any other food
in the world.  “Two hedgehogs will make a good pie,” he said.  He also
said that he was once with a tribe of gipsy tramps, and he laid a wager
that he “could make them all sick of hedgehogs.”  They told him he could
not.  The result was he set off to a place he well knew in the
neighbourhood and caught twenty-one hedgehogs.  These were all cooked,
some in clay and others turned into soup, and all the gipsies who ate
them “were made sick, excepting an old woman of the name of Smith.”

He next told me how to cook snails, which he liked very much, and wished
he had a dish before him then.  The snails, he said, “were boiled, and
then put in salt and water, after which they were boiled again, and then
were ready for eating.”  Feeling desirous of changing the subject, I
reverted to his Sunday-school experience, and asked if he could remember
anything he once read (he could not now read a sentence) or sung.  All he
could remember, he said, was “In my father’s house are many mansions,”
and a bit of a song—

    “Here we suffer grief and pain,
    Here we meet to part again;
       In heaven we part no more.
    Oh! that will be joyful.”

My heart bled, and I felt that I could have wept tears of sorrow as I sat
in the midst of this family of our present-day gipsies.  In these two
tumble-down wooden dwellings there were two men and three women and
twelve children growing up in the densest ignorance, barbarism, and sin.

I gave the mother and children some money wherewith to buy some food, and
I left them with gratitude beaming out of their dirty faces.  In going
down the hill, a couple of hundred yards from this hotbed of sin,
iniquity, and wretchedness, I came upon a party of about one hundred and
fifty beautifully dressed and happy Sunday-school children tripping along
joyfully with their teachers by their side to an afternoon service in the
church close by.  I could almost imagine them to be singing as I looked
into their cheery faces, and nothing would have given me greater pleasure
than to have sung out with them lustily—

                      “Merrily, merrily, onward we go.”

The five minutes’ trotting down the hill with this youthful encouraging
band brought my forty years’ joyous and soul-saving episodes of
Sunday-school life vividly before me, which had the soothing effect of
temporarily shaking off my late hour’s experiences with the gipsies, and
causing my heart to dance for joy.

A little later on I took the main road to High Beach and the “Robin
Hood.”  I had not got far upon the way before I was accosted by three
semi-drunken, “respectable”-looking roughs, asking all sorts of insulting
questions; and because I could not point them to a “California,” but
rather to a “Bedlam,” I really thought that I should have to “lookout for
squalls.”  They began in earnest to close round me.  By a little
manœuvring, and the fortunate appearance of two or three gentlemen, I
eluded their clutches.

The road up the hill to the “Robin Hood” was literally crowded with
travellers, foolish and gay; cabs and carriages teemed with passengers of
the gentle and simple sort, roughs and riffraff, went puffing and panting
along.  There were the thick and thin, tall and short, weak and strong,
all jostling together as on Bank Holidays.  I could hardly realize the
fact that it was an English Sunday.  In one trap, drawn by a poor bony
animal scarcely able to crawl, there were fifteen men, women, and
children, shouting and screaming as if it were a fair day—wild, mad, and
frantic with swill to their heart’s core.  The gipsies were in full
swing.  There were no less than fifty horses and donkeys running,
galloping, trotting, and walking, with men, women, and children upon
their backs.  Half-tipsy girls seemed to have lost all sense of modesty
and shame.  The long sticks of the gipsies laid heavily upon the bones of
the poor animals set the women and girls “a-screeching” and shouting,
sounds which did not rise very high before they were turned into God’s
curses.

I knew many of the gipsies, and, contrary to what I had expected, I did
not receive one cross look.  The eldest son of a gipsy, named Pether, to
whom I shall refer later on, took me into his tea, gingerbeer, and pop
tent; and nothing would satisfy him but that I must have some gingerbeer
and cake, and while I was eating he handed me his fat baby to look at.
It certainly bade fair to become a bigger man than General Tom Thumb.  I
touched the baby’s cheek and put a small coin in its tiny hand.  I also
spoke a word of genuine praise to the young gipsy mother on account of
the good start she was making, and afterwards I shook hands with the
gipsy pair and bade them good-bye.  To Pether’s credit be it said that,
although he owns horses, swings, cocoa-nuts, &c., he never employs them
on Sundays.  His gipsy father had told him more than once that “there is
no good got by it.  I have noticed it more than once, what’s got by
cocoa-nuts, swings, and horses on Sunday, the devil fetches before dinner
on Monday.”

Upon the forest, on God’s day of rest, there were no fewer than from five
hundred to one thousand gipsy children, not a dozen of whom could read
and write a sentence, or had ever been in a place of worship.

In going to my friend’s, the house-dwelling gipsy, for tea, in response
to his kind invitation, that we might have a chat together, I called to
see a gipsy woman of the name of B— whom I knew, as I also did her
parents, who had recently come to live in the place.  When I arrived at
the wretched, miserable, dirty abode, I found that her gipsy husband had
been sent for, and was now “doing fourteen years”—for what offence I did
not attempt to find out—and that his place had been filled by another
idle scamp; and, if reports be true, he has also been sent for “to do
double duty,” and whose place also has been filled up in the social
circle with another gipsy.  This gipsy woman has entered into a fourth
alliance, and, as one of the gipsies recently said, she has really been
“churched” this time.  I saw much, smelt a deal, but said little; and,
after giving the poor child of six a trifle, I made haste to join my
friends the gipsies at tea.

When I was invited, my friend Pether said: “You could not mistake the
house.  Over the door it reads, ‘J. Pether, the Ratcatcher and Butcher.’
If you ask any one in Loughton for ‘Scarecrow,’ ‘_Poshcard_,’
‘Shovecard,’ or ‘Jack Scare,’ they will direct you to my house.  I am
known for miles round.”  Of course I had no difficulty in finding my
friend, with so many names and titles.  On arriving at the door my big
friend came hobbling along to open it.  If my little hand had been a
rough, big, cocoa-nut that he had been going to “shie” with vengeance at
somebody’s head, he could not have given it a firmer grip.  Fortunately
he did not break any bones in it.  I had not been long seated upon the
bench before his “poorly” wife came downstairs.  The best cups and
saucers were set on a coverless table, and the cake, which was a little
too rich, was placed thereon.  By the side of the fireplace upon the
floor was their poor crippled son of about sixteen years, who had lost
the use of his arms and legs, but had retained his senses.  Tea was
handed out to us, and I did fairly well.  I enjoyed the tea, although I
felt pained and sorrowful to see a sharp youth confined at home under
such sad circumstances.  They did their best to make me happy and
comfortable.  At our table sat one of Mr. Pether’s sons, who was in the
militia.  He had a kindly word for almost everybody in the regiment to
which he belonged, especially for the Duke of Connaught, who had a kindly
word for him.  The Duke asked him one day if he would like to join the
Line, to which young Pether said “No.”  “The Duke is a gentleman, and
pleases everybody,” said Pether, the young militiaman.  “Verily, this is
a truth spoken by a gipsy soldier,” I said to Pether senior.  “Yes,
governor,” said Mr. Pether; “and the Queen is a good woman, too.”  To
which I replied, “There could not be a better; she is the best Queen that
England ever saw.”  This brought a smile upon their faces over our hot
gipsy tea.

Tea was now over, and our chat began.  The first thing I said to Mr.
Pether was, “How is it that you have become a gipsy with so many names?”
This question called forth a laugh and a groan.  A laugh, because it
brought to his mind so many reminiscences of bygone days; and a groan,
because his gouty leg had an extra twinge from some cause or other, which
caused him to pull a wry face for a minute.  I could not help smiling,
when with one breath he laughed out, “Ah, ah, ah, ah!” and in the next he
cried out, “Oh, oh! it almost makes me sweat.”  “Well, to begin at the
beginning, sir, my father was a butcher and farmer, and he sent me early
to London—I think before I was nine years old—to be with an uncle, who
was a butcher.  I was with him for a few years, but he was not very kind.
He used to put me to the worst and coldest kind of work, winter or
summer; and I was often put upon by his man and a young chap he had.  The
chap used to plague me terribly, and call me all sorts of names; and I
was a lad that was tempery and peppery, and would not be put on by
anybody.  One day the chap begun to leather me with a cow’s tongue, which
cuts like a knife, upon the bare skin.  He leathered me so much that
blood ran down my arms and face.  This got my blood up, and while he was
bending to pick up something I seized the poleaxe that stood close by and
struck him when no one was near with the sharp edge of it upon his head,
the same as I would a bullock, and felled him to the ground like an ox.
As soon as I saw blood flowing I made sure that I had killed him, and,
without waiting to pick up my clothes, I ran off as fast as my legs would
carry me, without stopping till I got to Harrow-on-the-Hill.  I dirted my
clothes and coat and mangled them so that nobody could tell me, and I
changed my name to ‘Poshcard’ for a time.  I then began to wander about
the lanes, and to beg, and to sleep in the barns and under stacks on the
roadside.  Sometimes I could pick up a job at butchers’, doing what they
call ‘running guts’ for sausages and black pudding.  My clothes at times
were all alive.  When anybody gave me an old coat or shirt, socks or
boots, I never took them off till they dropped off.  I have slept under
ricks in the winter till the straw has been frozen to my feet.  Hundreds
of times I have slept between the cows for warmth, while they have lain
down in the sheds and cow-houses.  I used to creep in between them softly
and snoozle the night away.  The warmth of the cows has kept me alive
hundreds of times.  I have at times almost lived on carrots.  When
blackberries were ripe I used to eat many of them; in fact, I used to
steal peas and beans, or any mortal thing that I came near.  Sometimes I
fell in with drovers.  I have got in the winter-time under a hedge and
nibbled a turnip for my Sunday dinner.  I was for some time with a
farmer, and used to mind his cattle, and he got to like me so much that
he used to place confidence in me.  He would trust me with anything.  One
time he sent me to sell a calf for him, but instead of returning with the
money I ran away and bought a suit of clothes with it.  I durst not face
him again after that.  For fourteen years I was wandering up and down
England in this way, daily expecting to be taken up for murder.

“I then joined a gang of gipsies of the name of Lee, and with them I have
lied, lived, stole, and slept, more like a dog than a human being.  I
used to run donkeys all day, and when the old woman came home from
fortune-telling she would give me two pieces of bread and butter from
somebody’s table for my dinner and tea which some of the servant girls
had given to her.  Among the gipsies I used to be reckoned the very
devil.  I have fought hundreds of times, and was never beaten in my life.
The time when I was more nearly beaten than any other was with my
brother-in-law, a gipsy.  We fought hard and fast, up and down, for
nearly an hour, and then we gave it up as both of us being as good as
each other.  I have had both my arms broken, legs broken, shoulder-blades
broken, and kicked over my head till I have been senseless, in gipsy
rows.  Oh! sir, I could tell you a lot more, and I will do so sometime.”

This terrible recital of facts—of the cruelty, hardships, wrong-doing of
present-day gipsy life—almost caused my hair to stand on an end whilst he
related the horrors of backwood and daylight gipsyism in our midst.

I asked Mr. Pether if the gipsies were on the increase in the country so
far as he knew.  He answered—

“I should think they are very much.  Gipsies seem to be in the lanes
everywhere.  I have seen as many as five hundred tents and vans in the
forest before now at one time.  There are not so many now, as you know;
but they have spread all over the country, because the rangers would not
allow the gipsies to stay upon the forest all night.  Some of the gipsies
have made heaps of money by fortune-telling.  Lord bless you! I knew the
family of gipsy Smiths, they seemed to have so much money that they did
not know what to do with it.  They seemed to have gold and diamond rings
upon all their fingers.  They took their money to America, and I have not
heard what has become of them since.  Some of the family are left about
the forest now as poor as rats.  The gipsies are a rum lot, I can assure
you.  I do not know a dozen gipsies to-day who can read and write, and
none of them ever go, or think of going, to church or chapel.”  “Have you
ever been in a place of worship since you ran away from home?”  “No,”
said “Scare,” “except when I went with my old woman to be wed; and thank
God I can show the ‘marriage lines.’  Not many of the gipsies can show
their ‘marriage lines,’ I can assure you.  I have not been in either
church or chapel, except then, for nearly fifty years.”  I said, “Did you
ever pray?”  “No,” said “Scare,” “but I swears thousands of times.
Mother prays for me and that has to do.  She’s a good old creature.”

I said, “Now Mr. Pether, from what cause did you receive the name of
‘Scare’?”  “Well, to tell you the truth,” said Mr. “Scare,” “at the edge
of the forest there was a little low public-house, kept by a man and his
wife, which we gipsies used to visit.  In course of time the man died,
and the old woman used to always be crying her eyes up about the loss of
her poor ‘Bill;’ at least, she seemed to be always crying about him,
which I knew was not real—she did not care a rap about the old man—so I
thought I would have a lark with the old girl.  In the yard there were a
lot of fowls, and just before the old girl went to bed—and I knew which
bed she slept in—I put up the window and turned one of the fowls into the
room and then pulled it gently down again, and I then stood back in the
yard.  Presently the old girl, I could see by the light, was making for
her bedroom, which was on the ground floor.  No sooner had the old girl
opened the door than the fowl began ‘scare!’ ‘scare!’ ‘scare!’ ‘scare!’
and ‘flusker’ and ‘flapper’ about the room.  The old lady was so
frightened that she dropped the candle upon the floor and ran out in the
yard calling out ‘Murder!’ ‘murder!’ ‘murder!’  Of course I dared not be
seen and sneaked away.  Early next morning I went to the house and called
for some beer.  No sooner had I entered than the old girl told me that
she had seen her husband’s ghost on the bed, and it had almost frightened
her wild.  It had made every hair upon her head stand upright.  It was
her husband’s ghost, she was sure it was, she said; and nobody could make
her believe it was not; and from that night the old woman would not sleep
in the room again.  She very soon left the public-house, and one of my
friends took it.  From this circumstance I have gone in the name of ‘Jack
Scare.’”  “Well, what have you to say about the name ‘Scarecrow,’ by
which you are known?”  “Scarecrow,” said Mr. Pether, “was given to me
after I had fetched, in the dead of the night, a bough of the tree upon
which a man had hung himself a few days before.  It arose in this way.  A
man hung himself in a wood through some girl, and after he was cut down
and buried a gipsy I knew begged or bought his clothes for a little—I
could not say what the amount was, I think five shillings—and wore them.
Chaff, jokes, and sneers with that gipsy for wearing the dead man’s
clothes resulted in a bet being made for five shillings as to whether I
dare, or dare not, visit the spot where the man was hung at midnight
hour, and bring some token or proof from the place as having been there.
I went and fetched a bough of the very same tree, and from that
circumstance I have been called ‘scarecrow’ or ‘dare-devil.’
‘_Poshcard_’ or ‘_Shovecard_’ was given to me because I was always a good
hand at cheating with cards.”  _Posh_ among the gipsies and in Romany
means “half,” and I suppose they really looked upon Pether as having half
gipsy blood in his veins.

“Well, how are you getting on now?”  “Well, I am getting on pretty well,
thank God.  I never work my horse on Sundays, and I do not cheat the same
as I used to do.  Some days I earn £6 or £7, and then again I shall be
for days and days and not earn sixpence.  I also go a rat-catching and
butchering for people, and they pays me pretty well; and sometimes I
fetches a hare or two.  I am not particular if partridges or pheasants
come in my way.  If you will let me know the next time you are this way I
will have a first-rate hare for you.”  Of course I thanked him, but told
my friend that I was not partial to hares.

“Well now, Mr. Pether, let us come back again to the time when you ran
away, after felling the chap with the poleaxe.  Did you kill the man?”
“No,” said Pether, “I have found out since that I did not kill him, but I
gave him a terrible scalp.  He is dead now, poor chap.  I have wished
many thousands of times since that I had not struck him, though he did
wrong in leathering me with a cow’s tongue.”

“How did your friends find you out at last?”  “Well,” said Pether, “after
I ran away from home my mother advertised for me all over the country,
spending scores of pounds to no purpose.  On account of my changing my
clothes and name, and travelling with gipsies and tramps, and becoming as
one of them, they could never find me out, till I had been away nearly
eighteen years.  How I was found out arose as follows.  One day I was
sitting in a beershop with some gipsies, when a man came in who knew me,
and he seemed to look, and look and eye me over, head and foot, from top
to bottom, as he never had done before.  While he was looking at me, it
seemed to strike me at once that I was at last found out for the murder I
had always thought that I had committed.  He went away for a little time
out of the public-house, and as it has been told me since, he went to the
telegraph office to send a telegram to my brother-in-law, who was in
London, not many miles away, to come down by the next train, for they had
found out who they thought to be their ‘Jack.’  He was not away very
long, and I was in twenty minds to have run out of the house; but as he
did not come back in a few minutes, I thought I was wrong in judging that
I had been found out.  Lord bless you, sir, did not I open my eyes when
he came in again and brought one or two men with him, and sat down and
called for some beer.  My legs and knees began to knock together; I was
all of a tremble, and I got up to go out of the house, but they called
for some beer and would not let me leave the place.  For the life of me I
could not make it all out.  Sometimes I imagined the new-comers were
detectives in disguise.  They joked and chaffed and seemed quite merry.
I can assure you, sir, that I was not merry.  I got up several times to
try to get out of the house, and to sneak away.  He ordered some dinner,
and would have no ‘nay,’ but that I must join them.  I tried to eat with
them, but I can assure you, sir, it was not much that I could either eat
or drink.  Presently, after dinner, another man came into the room and
sat down and called for some beer.  I did not know the man.  It has
turned out since that the last comer was no other than my brother-in-law.
It flashed across me that I was at last found out, and no mistake.  I was
a doomed man; and this surmise seemed to be doubly true when he took out
of his pocket a newspaper and began to read an advertisement giving the
description of me at the time I ran away.  They now called me by my own
name, and asked the landlord to allow me to have a wash, which he readily
granted.  When this was over and I was ready, they said, ‘Now, Jack, we
shall want you to go with us.’  Of course there was nothing for it but to
go.  The worst was come, and I thought I must screw up courage and face
it out as well as I could.  On our way we called at the telegraph office,
where one of the men sent something by telegraph.  I did not know what.
I have since heard that it was a telegram to my mother, stating that they
had found her son ‘Jack,’ and they were on the way to her house with him.
On the way through London to go, as I thought, to the police-station, we
turned off the main street to go up a by-street.  For the life of me I
could not tell where this was, except that they were going to change my
clothes, or put ‘steel buckles’ upon my wrists.  We went into a tidy sort
of a little house, which I thought was the home of one of the detectives
who was with us.  I was asked to sit upon the old sofa, and the men sat
round the fire.  For a little while all was as still as death.  Presently
I heard someone coming downstairs.  The footstep did not sound like that
of a man.  In a minute there stood before me a woman between fifty and
sixty years old.  I thought I had seen the face somewhere, but could not
tell where.  The voice seemed to be a voice that I had heard somewhere,
times back.

“The mystery was soon solved, the secret was soon out.  As she looked
into my face, she cried out, ‘Art thou my son John, who ran away from his
place nearly twenty years ago, and for whom I have prayed every day since
that the Lord would bring you back to me before I died?’  And then she
came a little nearer, and looked into my face a little closer, and cried
out, ‘Thou art my son, John; bless the dear good Lord for preserving thee
all these years.’  I said, ‘Are you my mother?’ tremblingly.  And she
took hold of me and put her arms round me, and clasped me closely to her,
and she cried and sobbed out for a minute or two, and then, with tears
streaming down her face upon my shoulder, said, while trembling and
almost fainting, ‘I am thy mother, my son John; let me kiss thee.’  And
she kissed me, and I kissed her.  I cried, and she cried; I thought we
were not going to be parted again.  We were in each other’s arms for a
few moments, and the man who brought the newspaper to the public-house to
recognize me, made himself known to me as my brother-in-law.  Some of my
brothers came in the evening—and an evening it was.  I shall never forget
our meeting while I live.”  “And you could have sung from your heart,
Pether, ‘Come let us be merry, for this my son was dead and is alive
again, was lost and is found.’”  “Yes I could.  I always felt, and do so
still feel, that when I am gipsying, as you sometimes see me at ‘Robin
Hood,’ my mother’s prayers are heard by God.  She is a good creature, and
is alive and lives with my sister at Battersea.  I often go to see her.
She is a good creature.”  Mr. Pether, while narrating his troubles,
difficulties, hairbreadth escapes, broke out frequently into sobs and
cries almost like a child.

I bade my friends the gipsies good-bye and, after giving the poor
crippled boy something to please him, I started to go to the station, but
found out that I should have an hour to wait.  I therefore turned into a
Wesleyan Chapel to enjoy a partial service, at the close of which the
choir and the congregation, including a gipsy Smith and his wife, sung
with tear-fetching expression and feeling—

    “Jerusalem my happy home,
       Name ever dear to me;
    When shall my labours have an end,
       In joy and peace with thee?”

After this impressive service time, steam and “shanks’s pony” carried and
wafted me back to my friends in Victoria Park, none the worse for my
Sunday ramble among the gipsies.




Rambles among the Gipsies in Epping Forest.


AFTER being kept in bed at a friend’s house by pain and prostration for
forty hours, it was pleasant to tramp upon the green, mossy sward of
Nature in Victoria Park on a bright Easter Monday morning, with the sun
winking and blinking in my face through the trees on my way to the
station in the midst of a throng of busy holiday-seekers, dressed in
their best clothes, with all the variety of colour and fashion that can
only be seen on a bank-holiday.  The fashions worn by the ladies ranged
from the reign of Queen Anne to that of the latest fantasy under our good
Queen Victoria, with plenty of room for digression and varieties
according to the individual taste and vagary.  Some of the ladies’ pretty
faces were not without colour which makes “beautiful for ever.”  There
were others who might almost claim relationship to Shetland ponies, for
their hair hung over their foreheads, covering their “witching eyes,”
making them like two-year old colts, and as if they were ashamed to show
the noble foreheads God had given them.  Others were walking on stilts,
evidently with much discomfort, and with both eyes shut to the injury
they were inflicting upon their delicate frames and constitutions.  This
class of young ladies evidently thought that high heels, pretty ankles,
and small feet, with plenty of giggle and bosh, were the things to “trap
’em and catch ’em.”  Poor things! they are terribly mistaken on this
point.  The things to “trap ’em and catch ’em” are graceful action,
modest reserve, soft looks, a heart full of sympathy, tenderness,
goodness, and kindness.  Few young men can withstand these “fireworks.”
These are the things which make “beautiful for ever.”

The fashions adopted by the gentlemen were all “cuts” and “shapes.”
Naughty children vulgarly call them “young dandies”—“flashy fops” whose
brains and money—if they ever had any—vanish into smoke or the fumes of a
beer barrel.  Their garments were covered with creases, caused by the
ironing process at their “uncle’s,” which certainly did not add to their
appearance, or the elegance of their figures.  As they yawned, laughed,
shouted, and giggled upon the platform, with their mouths open—not quite
as wide as Jumbo’s when apples are thrown at him—it was not surprising
that flies fast disappeared.

There were others whose head and face had the appearance of having been
in many a storm of the “bull and pup” fashion.  They wore pantaloons
tight round the knees and wide about the ankles, and coats made of a
small Scotch plaid, blue and black cloth, with pockets inside and
outside, capable of holding a few rabbits, hares, and partridges without
any inconvenience to the wearer.  At the heels of these gentry, who
loitered about with sticks in their hands, skulked lurcher dogs.

Frequently I came alongside a young gentleman with an intelligent face,
marked by thought, care, and study, who evidently was taking an “outing”
for the good of his health.  As he passed the vacant-minded part of the
throng and crush, he seemed to give a kind of side glance of pity and
contempt, and then passed along, keeping a sharp look-out after his
pockets.

Among the crowd of pleasure-seekers there was a large sprinkling of men
with premature grey locks and snowy white hair, betoking a life of hurry
and worry, thought, care, and anxiety, with several children jumping and
frisking round them with glee, delight, joy, and smiles at the prospect
of spending a day with their fathers in the forest free from school and
city life.  As the lovely children were bounding along, it only required
a very slight stretch of imagination to read the thoughts of the good
father, and to hear him saying to the children, “I wish I was young
again, I should like to have a romp with you to-day; my heart beats with
joy at seeing you dance about.  God bless you, my dear children; God
bless you!  I am so glad to see you so happy.”  And then tears would
trickle down the face of the early careworn father, at the thought of a
coming parting, when he would have to bid them good-bye, and leave them
in the hands of God and an early widowed mother, to get along as well as
they could in the midst of the cold shoulders of the friends of the
bygone prosperous times, who have received many favours at the hands of
the early grey-bearded father, but shudder at the thought of being asked
by the poor widow for a favour.

The children, with ringlets and flowing hair and bright eyes, now cling
to him and hold him by the tails of his coat and his hands, and begin to
sing as they speed towards the forest—

    “The Lion of Judah shall break every chain
    And give us the victory again and again;
    Be hushed, my sad spirit, the worst that can come
    But shortens the journey and hastens me home.”

And away they went out of sight among the tussocks of grass, little
hills, hedges, low bushes, and heather, to gather daisies and other wild
flowers, perhaps not to be seen again by me till we meet on the plains of
Paradise.

Among the crowd there were a number of men, who could not be mistaken by
any one who knows anything of literary work and literary men, trying to
get a “breath of fresh air” and a few wrinkles off their face, and to
come in contact with some one who could touch the spring of
pleasure—which by this time had been nearly dried up, or frozen up by
studying and anxiety—and bring a smile to the face.

I ran against one man who was evidently in deep trouble, and I began to
question him as to the cause of his sorrow, and he told me as follows:
“For many years I was a clerk in a solicitor’s office in the city, and on
my arrival home at night, I used to write stories and other things for
the papers, without pay, merely for pleasure.  In course of time my
eyesight failed me, and I had to give up my situation.  I thought I would
try to write a story for publication, so that I might maintain my family,
and keep them from the workhouse.  I began the tale and finished it.  I
made sure that I should have no difficulty in getting some publisher to
take it up and print it for me, and that I should make a fortune, and be
made a man; but to my surprise no one would look at it.  I went from one
place to another, day after day, without any success, returning home
every night thoroughly broken down and dispirited, and to-day I have my
manuscript without any prospect of meeting with a customer, and am
strolling here to contemplate the next step.”  I gave him a little
encouragement, and told him to cheer up—

    “Behind a frowning Providence He hides a smiling face.”

We shook hands and parted.

I had not gone far before I overtook a woman in deep mourning, with four
children walking slowly along.  There was no friskiness, liveliness, and
sport about this family.  The two least hung as it were upon the skirts
of the poor sorrowful mother’s garments.  Despair seemed to be written
not only upon their faces, but upon their clothes and actions.  The
fountain of tears had been dried up, but not by the kindness of friends,
but by poverty and starvation, with all their grim horrors staring them
in the face, and with the terrible workhouse as the lot in store for
them, till there was scarcely any vitality left in their system from
which tears could be extracted either by kindness or sorrow.  They seemed
to be the embodiment of pallor, languidness, and lifelessness.  This poor
woman had had a good education; in fact, her manner and conversation
seemed to be that of a lady who had moved in good society; but alas,
overwork, worry, and death had early robbed her of a good husband, when
he was on the threshold of a first-class position and a fortune, and all
was gone! gone! and now “blank,” “blank,” “blank” seemed to be written
everywhere.  I tried to console her best as I could, and left her.

I had now begun to mount the hills of Epping Forest with a different
phase of human life before and on either side of me.  On the grass were
four gipsies and “Rodneys,” with dogs lying beside them.  In all
appearance they had neither worked nor washed in their lives, and, as
they said, they were “too old to learn how now.”  I had not got much
further before I was accosted by a gipsy girl, apparently about fourteen,
with a baby nearly nude, and covered with dirt and filth, draining the
nourishment of life from its dirty mother, who exposed her breasts
without the least shame.  She saw that I noticed her, and without a
moment’s hesitation asked me if I wanted my “fortune told.”  She said
that she would tell it to me for a trifle.  Her father—to all
appearance—and brothers stood by, and acting either upon her own
instincts or a wink from them, she said, “I see you know it better than I
can tell you;” and away she sidled off to attend to her cocoa-nuts,
saying, after a round of swearing at four gipsy children, “I hope you
will give my baby a penny; that’s a good gentleman, do, and God will
bless you for it.”

I had not gone far up the hill before I found myself in company with a
forest ranger; and a rare good-looking fellow he was.  He was a short
thickset man, and as round almost as a prize bullock.  He said the
gipsies—so-called gipsies—were the plague of his life.  They were
squatting about everywhere, breaking the fences and stealing everything
they could lay their hands upon.  Before the last three years there were
hundreds of gipsies in the forest, living by plunder and fortune-telling,
and since they had driven them away, they had settled upon the outskirts
of the forest and pieces of waste land, some of which were rented by some
of the better class gipsies, and relet again to the other gipsies at a
small charge per week, who thus escaped the law.  This good ranger said
there were no real gipsies at the present time in the country.  They had
been mixed up with other vagabonds that scarcely a trace of the genuine
gipsy was left.

Some old gipsies were complaining very much because the price of
cocoa-nuts had been raised.  “Until now,” said this lot of vagabond
gipsies, “we could get cocoa-nuts at one pound per hundred; now we are,
to-day, giving thirty shillings per hundred; and it is no joke when you
get some of those old cricketers at work among them.  They bowl them off
like one o’clock.”  “How do you do in such a case?” I asked.  “Well,
sometimes we let them go on till they get a belly-full, and sometimes we
cries quits, and will have no more on ’em, and tell them to go somewhere
else, we are quite satisfied.  You know, sir, better than I can tell you
that it is no joke to have your nuts bowled off like that.  I feel
sometimes,” said one gipsy, with clenched fist raised almost to my face
and closed teeth, “that I should like to bowl their yeds off, and no
mistake.  I feel savage enough to punch their een out, and I could do it
in a jiffy.”  He now left me and bawled out, “Now, gents, try your luck,
try your luck; all bad uns returned.”  There was a brisk trade, and a lot
of shoeless, dirty little gipsy children were scrambling after the balls,
and throwing to the winners the nuts they had won; every now and then
there would be a terrible row over a nut—whether it was properly hit, or
who was the rightful owner.  “Bang” went a ball from a big fellow against
a cocoa-nut, sending it and the juice inside flying in all directions,
and the youngsters scrambling after the pieces.  And then there would be
another bawl out by a gipsy woman, “Bowl again, gentlemen; try your luck,
try your luck; all good uns and no bad uns; bad uns returned.”  I left
this lot of gipsies to pursue my way to the “Robin Hood,” where there was
a pell-mell gathering of all sorts of human beings numbering thousands.
In elbowing my way through the crowd, a sharp, business-kind of a
gipsy-woman, well dressed and not bad looking, eyed me over, and,
thinking that I was “Johnny” from the country, said to a woman who was
near her, “You keep back, I mean to tell this gentleman his fortune.”
Three or four steps forward she took, and then stood full in front of me.
“A fine day, sir,” said the gipsy woman with a twinkle in her eye and a
side laugh, nudging to another gipsy woman at her elbow.  “Yes, a very
fine day,” I said.  She now drew a little nearer, and said in not very
loud tones, “Would you like to have your fortune told you, my good
gentleman?  I could tell you something that would please you, I am sure.
There is good luck in your face.  Now, my dear good gentleman, do let me
tell your fortune.  You will become rich and have many friends, but will
have many false friends and enemies.”  Just as she was beginning to spin
her yarn one of the B— gipsies came up.  She was dressed in a glaring red
Scotch plaid dress, with red, blue, green, and yellow ribbons flying
about her head and shoulders; and in her arms was a baby which was
dressed in white linen and needlework.  This gipsy woman was stout, dark,
and with round features, her black hair was waved like I have seen the
manes of horses, and her eye the opposite of heavenly.  She now turned to
the gipsy woman who had accosted me and said, “Mrs. Smith, you need not
tell this gentleman his fortune, he knows more than we both can tell him.
This is Mr. Smith of Coalville, he had tea with us at K—.”  “Oh,” said
the gipsy woman named Smith, “this is Mr. Smith of Coalville, is it?
I’ve heard a deal about him.  I’ll go, or he’ll be putting me in a book.
Goodbye.”  She put out her hands to shake mine, and then vanished out of
my sight, and I never saw her again in the forest during the day.  I
suppose she fancied that I should be bringing her to book for
fortune-telling.  I was now left with the gipsy B— and her baby.  She
threw aside her shawl in order that I might look at the child, who was
apparently about four months old.  Poor thing! it did not know that it
was the child of sin, for its parents were living in adultery, as nearly
all the gipsies do.  This gipsy woman was earning money for herself, and
an idle man she was keeping, by exhibiting her illegitimate offspring and
telling silly girls their fortunes.  Think about it lightly as we may,
fortune-telling is vastly on the increase all over the country, producing
most deadly and soul-crushing results.  Just as I was touching the poor
baby’s face and putting sixpence in its hand, a gentleman connected with
the Ragged School Union came up with his two children.  I found as we
travelled up the hill together that I was talking to Mr. Curtiss, the
organizing secretary of the Union, who was in the forest for an “outing,”
and could, no doubt, with Dr. Grosart say—

    “I wonder not, when ’mong the fresh, glad leaves,
    I hear the early spring-birds sing;
    I wonder not that ’neath the sunny eaves
    The swallow flits with glancing wing.”

When we reached the top of the hill, I took a sharp turn to the left, and
bid him and his two interesting sons goodbye.

I had not wandered far before I came upon a group of gipsy children,
ragged, dirty, and filthy in the extreme.  One of them ran after me for
some “coppers.”  I took the opportunity of having a chat with the poor
child, whose clothes seemed to be literally alive with vermin.  I asked
him what his name was, and his answer was, “I don’t know, I’ve got so
many names; sometimes they call me Smith, sometimes Brown, and lots of
other names.”  “Have you ever been washed in your life?”  “Not that I
know on, sir.”  The feet of the poor lad seemed to have festering holes
in them, in which there were vermin getting fat out of the sores, and the
colour of his body was that of a tortoise, except patches of a little
lighter yellow were to be seen here and there.  “Do you ever say your
prayers?”  “Yes, sir, sometimes.”  “What do you say when you say your
prayers?  Who teaches you them?”  “My sister,” said the boy.  “Tell me
the first line and I will give you a penny.”  “I cannot, I’ve forgotten
them; and so has my sister.”  “Can you read?”  “No.”  “Were you ever in a
school?”  “No.”  “Did you ever hear of Jesus?”  “I never heard of such a
man.  He does not live upon this forest.”  “Where does God live?”  “I
don’t know; I never heard of him neither.  There used to be a chap live
in the forest named like it, but he’s been gone away a long time.  I
think he went a ‘hoppin’ in Kent two or three years ago.”  At this
juncture a Sunday-school teacher connected with College Green Chapel,
Stepney, whom I knew, came up, and we entered into conversation together.
The poor lad said he had not had anything to eat “since Saturday.”  My
young friend gave him some sandwiches, and I gave him some “coppers,” and
we separated.

An old gipsy woman appeared upon the scene with two little ragged gipsy
children at her heels and a long stick in her hand, reminding me of the
“shepherd’s crook.”  On her feet were two odd, old, and worn-out navvy’s
boots stuffed with rags, pieces of which were trailing after her heels.
Her dress—if it could be called dress—was short, and almost hung in
shreds; crooked and disgustingly filthy, she strutted about telling
fortunes.  I said to the old hypocrite, “How old are you? you must be
getting a good round age.”  With a quivering lip, trembling voice, and a
tottering limb and stick she replied, “If it please the Lord, I shall be
seventy-five soon.”  “Which tribe of the gipsies do you belong to?”  “I
belong to the Drapers.”  She now altered the tone of her voice to that of
earnestness and said, “My good gentleman, I hope you have got a penny for
me; I’ve had nothing to eat to-day.”  Her voice began to quaver again,
and, looking up towards the bright blue sky, “Now, my dear good
gentleman, please do give me a penny, and the Lord will bless you.  I’ve
had a large family—nineteen children, and only three are dead.”  I said,
“What will you charge me for telling me my fortune?”  She seemed a
different woman in a minute, and replied in sharp tones, “You know it
better than I can tell you.”  The old gipsy woman fancied that she “smelt
a rat,” and she turned away, with some hellish language to the little
gipsies, and was lost among the crowd of holiday-makers passing backwards
and forwards, drinking, swearing, gambling, fighting, racing, frolicsome,
funny, and thoughtful.  The curtain was now drawn, and I left her to
pursue her satanic work among the simple, gay, and serious.

For a few minutes I stood in meditation and wonder, while the crowds of
gipsies were pursuing their work in fortune-telling and at the swings,
cocoa-nuts, donkey-riding, steam horses, &c.  One young fellow I saw
among the gipsies was not of gipsy birth or gipsy extraction.  It was
quite evident from his manner and tattered, black cloth dress, that the
young man was nearly at the bottom of a slippery inclined plane.  His
figure brought to me a familiar scene of some twenty-five years ago, and
with which I was well acquainted.  The young man reminded me of the only
son of a Methodist local preacher who had had the sole management of
extensive earthenware works in the — for a long term of years, and was
highly respected in the district.  The young man had been petted and
almost idolized.  This only son was highly educated, and in every way was
being prepared to take his father’s place at the works some day.  His
sisters worked carpet slippers for him, and his mother warmed them before
he went to bed; and “good-nights” were given in the midst of loving
embraces, prayers, and kisses.  Oftentimes they were given and said while
tears of thankfulness to God for having given them, as they thought, a
son who was to give them comfort, solace, and pride as they toddled down
the hill together, while the shades of evening gathered round them.
Every one in this Christian household thought no labour in winter or
summer, night or day, too much to be bestowed upon their darling son.
Alas! alas! this idolized boy, for whom thousands of prayers had been
offered to Heaven on his behalf, in an evil hour ceased to pray for
himself, and took the wrong turning or “sharp round to the left,” and the
last I heard of him was that he had fallen in with a gang of gipsies,
ended his days as a vagabond in a union in Yorkshire, and had brought his
parents with their early grey hairs in sorrow to the grave.  His loving
sisters to-day are scattered to the winds.  These recollections brought
tears to my eyes and a deep, deep sigh from the bottom of my heart.

I hung down my head, for I thought by the smarting of my eyes they would
tell a tale, and made my way on foot in the midst of clouds of dust to
Chingford, at the edge of the Forest, where Easter Monday was being held
in high glee.  Among the people, gentle and simple, I met on my way was a
cartload of drunken lads and screaming wenches being drawn to the “Robin
Hood” and High Beech by a poor, bony, grey, old, worn-out pony, with
knees large enough for two horses, owing to its many falls upon the hard
stones without the option of choice.  If it had not been that it had a
load of donkeys and little live beer barrels with their vent pegs drawn,
filling the air on this bright spring morning with

    “We won’t go home till morning,
    We won’t go home till morning,
    Till daylight doth appear,”

it might have turned round and bawled out, “Am not I thine ass?”
Unfortunately for the poor dumb animal there was no one in its load that
had sense, except in response to a policeman’s cudgel, to understand the
meaning of “Am not I thine ass?”  And away it hobbled and limped till it
was out of sight.  By this time perhaps the poor thing has been made into
sausages, and sold to the “poor” as a rich treat for Sunday only.

One of this load of young sinners stood up in their midst—or I should say
was propped up—and, with his hat slouching backward in his neck, shouted,
“Mates, let’s give three cheers for Epping Forest.”  “All right,” they
cried out, “Hip, hip, hurrah! hip, hip, hurrah!”  Another bawled out,
“Let’s give three cheers for Easter Monday.”  “Bravo, Jack; that’s it!”
shouted a third, as he lay “all of a heap” at the bottom of the cart.
“Hip, hip, hurrah! hip, hip, hurrah! hip, hip, hip—” but they could not
in this trial of strength get any farther.  The “hurrah” was left for
another Easter Monday.  By this time, owing to the fumes of the beer
barrel and the jolting of the cart, they had become such a “set out as I
never did see.”  Out of this pell-mell cartload of sin one of the crew,
who needed a “slobbing bib,” cried out, “I—I—I say, Bill, let’s give
three cheers for your old cat.”  “You fool, we have no old cat,” said
Bill.  “I didn’t say you had.”  “You did.”  “I didn’t.”  “You did,” said
Bill.  “If you say so again, I’ll punch you.”  “Punch away,” said Bill.
“Stop till we get to the ‘Robin Hood,’ and then I’ll show you who’s
master.”  “Sit down, you fool,” said Bill; “you have not the heart of a
chicken.”

The Royal Road and Connaught Lake were beheld and passed over, and now,
after observing and star-gazing right and left, I was among the gipsies
to the left of the Forest Hotel.  There was no mistaking them; for some
of the poor women with their babies in their arms showed the usual signs
of having been in the “wars,” by exhibiting here and there a “black eye;”
and without any signs of the maiden and virgin modesty, romantic,
backwood gipsy writers, who have never visited gipsy wigwams, say is one
of the peculiar traits of gipsy character.  Here there were droves of
gipsies of all shades, caste, and colour, shouting, fighting, swearing,
lying, and thieving to their heart’s content, with hordes of children
exhibiting themselves in most disgusting positions in the midst of the
boisterous laughter of their beastly parents.

At one of the cocoa-nut stalls stood a big, fat, coarse gipsy woman with
black hair, big mouth, and a bare bosom.  Hanging at one of her breasts
was a poor baby, as thin as a herring, and with festering sores all over
its face and body.  To me they seemed to be the outcome of starvation,
poverty, neglect, and dirt.  The woman said that “teething” was the sole
cause of the sores.  This poor child ought to have been nourished in bed
instead of being on its way to the grave, which may be at the back of
some bush in the Forest, as I am told has been the case with numbers of
gipsy children before.  Hundreds, and I might say thousands, of them have
been born among the low bushes, furze, and heather on Epping Forest
without a tithe of the care which is bestowed upon cats and puppies.  If
children have been and are still being ushered into the world in such an
unceremonious manner, it may be taken for granted that they have been and
still are ushered out of the world “when they are not wanted” in an
equally unceremonious manner.  Queer things come to my ears sometimes.
Gipsy morality, cleanliness, faithfulness, honesty, and industry exist
only in moonshine—with some noble exceptions—and in the brain of some
backwood romantic gipsy novelists, who have more than once been bewitched
by the guile of gipsydom detrimental to their own interests and the
welfare of our country.  A “witching eye” has blindfolded hundreds to the
putrifying mass of gipsyism; and a gipsy’s deceitful tongue has thrown
thousands of “simple-minded” off their guard, and left them to flounder,
struggle, and die in the mud of sin, with a future hope worse than that
of a dog.

A tall fellow, almost like two six feet laths nailed together, now came
near, and began to abuse the poor woman in a most fearful manner for
having been away from the cocoa-nut stall attending to the needs of her
child.  The swearing was most blood-curdling and horrifying.  I left this
establishment to witness the cruel treatment the poor donkeys were
receiving at the hands of these vagabond gipsies, which is almost beyond
description.  The thrashing, kicking, and striking with sharp pointed
sticks, to make the poor donkeys go faster with their loads of big and
little children on their backs, were enough to make one’s hair stand on
end.

          [Picture: An English gipsy countess on the “look-out”]

I now turned from this scene of human depravity to the Forest Hotel to
recruit my inner man; this, after half an hour waiting, was accomplished
in a gipsy fashion, and with much scrambling.  While entering a few notes
in my book, a gentleman, apparently of position and education, wheeled up
on his tricycle opposite to my window.  He had not long dismounted,
lighted his pipe, and sauntered about for a rest, before a gipsy woman
wanted to make friends with him, I suppose to tell his fortune.
Fortunately he was proof against her “witching eyes,” forced smiles, and
“My dear good gentleman,” and turned away from her in disgust.  She did
not understand rebuffs and scowling looks, and went away with her forced
smile of gipsydom hanging upon her lips and in her eyes among the crowd
to try her “practised” hand upon some one else not quite so wide-awake as
this gentleman upon the tricycle.

A lively change was soon manifest.  Dancing among a pother of dust was to
be seen in earnest opposite the hotel windows, by a most motley crowd.
Fat and thin, tall and lean, young and old, pretty and plain, lovely and
ugly, danced round and round till they presented themselves, through
sweat and dust, fit subjects for a Turkish bath.  The old and fat panted,
the young laughed, the giddy screamed, and the thin jumped about as
nimble as kittens, and on they whirled towards eternity and the shades of
long night.

I now retraced my steps along the Royal Road to the “Robin Hood,” and
while doing so I tried to gather, from various sources, the probable
number of gipsies, young and old, in Epping Forest on Easter Monday.
Sometimes I counted, at other times I asked the royal verderers, gipsies,
show people, and others; and, putting all things together, I may safely
say that there were thirty gipsy women who were telling fortunes, four
hundred gipsy children, and two hundred men and women, not half a dozen
of whom could tell A from B.  Most of the children were begging, and some
few were at the “cocoa-nuts.”  Some idea of the gipsy population in and
around London may be formed from this estimate, when it is taken into
account that holiday festivals were being held on the outskirts of London
at the same time, and in all directions.  Upon Wanstead Flats, Cherry
Island, Barking Road, Canning Town, Hackney Flats, Hackney Marshes,
Battersea, Wandsworth, Chelsea, Wardley Street, Notting Hill, and many
other places, there must be fully 8000 gipsy children, nearly the whole
of whom are illegitimate, growing up as ignorant as heathens, without any
prospect of improvement or a lessening of numbers.

I had now arrived again at the High Beech and the “Robin Hood,” and found
myself jostled, crushed, and crammed by a tremendous crowd of people.
Publicans, fops, sharps, and flats, mounted upon all manner of steeds,
varying in style and breed from “Bend Or” to the poor broken-kneed pony
owned by a gipsy, were coming cantering, galloping, and trotting to the
scene.  “What is all this about?” I said to “Jack _Poshcard_,” my old
friend the gipsy, who stood at my elbow.  “Don’t you know, governor?”
said he.  “We are going to have a deer turned out directly, and these are
the huntsmen, and pretty huntsmen they are, for I could run faster
myself.”  While the preparations were going on my friend Jack said to me,
“Governor, if you will come up again some Sunday I will see that you have
a fine hare to take back with you.”  While we were talking a hare showed
its white tail among the bushes on the side of the hill, and I fancied I
heard Jack smacking his lips at this treat in store for him.

There was a tremendous move forward taking place.  The deer was turned
out, and these London _quasi_-huntsmen were after it as fast as their
steeds could carry them, dressed in fashions, colours, and shapes,
varying from that of a gipsy to a dandy cockney, holloaing and bellowing
like a lot of madcaps from Bedlam and Broadmoor, after a creature they
could neither catch, kill, cook, nor eat.

While the din and hubbub were echoing away among the lovely hills and
valleys of the forest, I wended my way to the station and to Victoria
Park in company, part of the way, with some policemen jostling some
youths off to the police station for disgraceful assaults upon young
girls.

I strolled in Victoria Park, in company with a friend, the Rev. R.
Spears, but no discord nor discordant noises were to be seen or heard.

The Sunday-school children had been enjoying themselves to their heart’s
content.  The grass, in many places, was literally covered with sandwich
papers; and here and there a group of Sunday-school teachers were resting
after their hard day’s work to please and amuse the “little folks” in
their friskings and gambols in the fresh air.  All this brings to my mind
most vividly the long term of years when I had had the charge of such
interesting gatherings, with their enchanting singing, sweet voices,
pleasant faces, and delightful chatter as the little ones danced and
bounded to and fro around me with mesmeric influence too powerful to
withstand; and at times I have felt an irresistible impulse prompting me
to shout out, “God bless the children!”

I had now arrived at the park-keeper’s gate on my way home.  The fogs
were rising, the shades of evening were gathering around us, silence and
solitude were stealing over the scene, and behind me were four young men
singing, feelingly, as they followed me out of the park, in the old
evening song tune—

    “Swift to its close ebbs out life’s little day,
    Earth’s joys grow dim, its glories pass away;
    Change and decay in all around I see,
    O Thou who changest not, abide with me.”

To which I said, Amen and Amen.  “So mote it be.”




Rambles among the Gipsies upon Wanstead Flats.


EASTER Tuesday was cold, disagreeable, and damp.  A London fog was
hanging overhead as I turned early out of my lodgings to visit Wanstead
Flats gipsy fair.  Between the black fog and the rays of the sun a
struggle seemed to be taking place as to which influence should rule
London for the day, by imparting either darkness, gloom, and melancholy,
or light, brightness, and cheerfulness to the millions of dwellers and
toilers in London streets, shops, offices, garrets, cellars, mansions,
and palaces.  The struggle did not continue long.  Fog and mist had to
vanish into thin air at the bidding of the Spring sun’s rays, and black
particles of soot had to drop upon the pavement to be swept into the
London sewers by scavengers.  For my own part I felt heavy all day
through fog and sunshine.

I duly arrived at Forest Gate, and began to wander among the gipsies,
“taking stock,” and indulging in other preliminaries before making a
practical “survey” of the whole.

During my peregrinations among the Wanstead Gonjos, Poshpeérdos,
Romani-chals, and Romany Ryes, I came upon a gentleman with whom I had a
long interesting conversation about the best means, plans, and modes of
dealing with our little street Arabs and other juveniles who have “gone
wrong,” or are found in paths leading to it.  From my friend I gleaned
some interesting information relating to the early steps taken to bring
them back into paths of honesty, industry, and uprightness.  Mary
Carpenter, of Bristol, worked hard, long, and successfully in this
direction.  Although she has passed away, the fruits of her labour are
seen at Bristol and at other places in the country to-day, and will
continue green till the last trumpet shall sound, and we are called home
to live in an atmosphere where there is no sorrow, crying, wretchedness,
poverty, misery, or death, and where gipsy and canal children’s rags will
be transformed into angel robes, and their dirt and filth into angel
brightness and seraphic splendour.

About a century ago, an institution was set on foot in the Borough of
Southwark called the Philanthropic Society, date 1780, which provided a
home for the children of prisoners, who would otherwise have been thrown
upon the world to beg or steal as best they could.  For a period of more
than half a century, the benevolent character of the society secured for
it a fair share of voluntary support from the public.  For many years it
gathered together and educated both boys and girls—some of whom were
gipsy children.  The former were taught trades, such as tailoring,
shoe-making, and rope-making.  The girls were taught laundry work and the
duties of domestic life.  It was found, however, by much experience,
sometimes painful, that the presence of both sexes, although kept as
separate as possible, was not advantageous, and therefore, early in the
present century, boys only were received.  These were non-criminals
themselves—only the offspring of that class, and destitute.

When separate prisons were found necessary for the more successful
reclaiming, as it was hoped, of juvenile offenders, Parkhurst prison in
the Isle of Wight was used for that class.  The experiment of keeping
young criminals together and away from older ones was considered so far
satisfactory that, in the year 1846, Sir George Grey, as Home Secretary,
resolved—no doubt at the instigation of Mary Carpenter, and as the result
of her agitation in this direction—on trying the experiment of relieving
the pressure arising from increased numbers by drafting those who had the
most reliable characters into an institution from which they might hope
to have more liberty, and ultimately, by continued good conduct, be
placed out in service, and so obtain their freedom.  All the inmates of
Parkhurst prison were under sentence of seven or ten years’
transportation.  The Home Secretary had twenty-five of those young
persons selected, and a conditional pardon from the Queen was obtained
for each, that they might be placed in circumstances to work their way
speedily to freedom.  The buildings of the Philanthropic Society in
Southwark were selected for the experiment, and those juvenile criminals
were introduced to their new liberty, and associated with the
non-criminal boys then in the Institution.  By that action the society
changed its character, and henceforth it became a Reformatory School,
still retaining its original name.

The experiment was both bold and wise; and to insure success an entire
change of management was required.  Up to that time repression and terror
were too much exercised by the officials who had the care of the inmates.
A much more liberal and enlightened policy was resolved upon, and
education and home training were to be the substitutes.  A large
schoolroom was erected on the premises, which were situated immediately
behind the Blind Asylum, and extended from the London Road on the east to
St. George’s Road on the west, all enclosed within high walls, having a
large chapel on the south-west corner, which served for both the inmates
of the institution and the general public.  It was of the first
importance that in making this experiment properly qualified persons
should be placed in command.  The Rev. Sydney Turner (the favourite son
of Sharon Turner, the historian) was the chaplain.  The head master and
house superintendent was selected from St. John’s College, Battersea, and
Mr. George John Stevenson, M.A., was appointed to the responsible
position.  Both the chaplain and the head master shared alike the deep
sense of the responsibility involved in the undertaking, as any amount of
failure would have been a disaster to be deplored in many ways.  So that
it required a strong resolution on the part of those officials to secure
success.  Mr. Stevenson had to assume the position of father of the
family, superintending the food, clothing, recreation, and education of
the inmates.  A new and experienced matron took charge of the domestic
arrangements, and thus, from the very commencement of the new plans, the
inmates were made to share in the comforts designed to improve their
moral and social condition.  All the old _régime_ was abandoned.  It had
broken down completely so far as either elevating the inmates or securing
public patronage were concerned.  The Government paid for each of their
boys a fixed sum, which supplied the finances required for working the
institution, and a cheerful prospect opened out from the beginning, which
was shared alike by the officers and those under their care.  That some
of the more daring spirits should seek to trespass on the additional
liberty thus afforded them was natural; that some few should give
evidence of their innate desire for wrong-doing was not surprising.  The
first who violated their agreement to obedience soon found that the
arrangements made with the police authorities were such as effectually
broke down all their schemes for hastening their liberty.  Five or six of
the young rascals who escaped one Sunday evening just before bedtime were
speedily brought back either by the police or by the superintendent of
the institution early the next day, even when scattered over the
metropolis; this had a very deterring effect on such efforts in future.
They did not believe in what a writer in “The Christian Life” says—

    “Obscured life sets down a type of bliss,
    A mind content both crown and kingdom is;”

but rather in what a writer in _The Sunday at Home_ for 1878 says—

    “Then while the shadows lingering cloked us,
    Down to the ghostly shore we sped.”

Those who exercised more patience and discretion were allowed to spend a
day with their relatives and to begin to familiarize themselves with the
sweets of liberty; and these, after a few months’ experience, were sent
out into the world to make a new start in life in such occupations as
they had learned during their confinement; or those who preferred a
seafaring life were placed in the merchant service.  A number of gipsy
children, sad to relate, have found their way into our present-day
reformatories, industrial schools, and like places.

When at Bristol in 1882, inspecting along with a number of ladies and
gentlemen the training ship, the superintendent pointed out to me several
little gipsies who had been placed under his charge to become either “men
or mice.”

The first year’s experience was of the most gratifying character.  The
Home Secretary, the Earl of Carlisle, the Bishop of Oxford, and other
distinguished persons, visited the institution; and, desiring to become
acquainted with the details of the daily experience, sought an interview
with Mr. Stevenson, on whom depended mainly the results of the
experiment.  The effect of those personal investigations was shown by the
too early dispatch of a much more numerous company of young transports
from Parkhurst.  The design was to relieve a heavy pressure felt there;
but it had the effect of increasing the difficulties in the Reformatory
School in Southwark.  With the enlarged operations the official staff had
to be increased, and the same superintendence worked out the same results
on a larger scale after a little undue tension on both mind and body.
The young persons reclaimed by that process found ready openings all over
London, and these were frequently visited by the superintendent during
the hours the inmates were at work.  The education, conducted by Mr.
Stevenson and an assistant, did not occupy more than two or three hours
daily, so that handicraft operations might have, as it required, more
time for exercise.

The first reformatory school for young criminals in the metropolis was,
at the end of two years’ experience, a marked and decided success.  The
mental strain on the superintendent was great and continuous, the duties
allowed of no respite for vacation; but as great and permanent advantages
were hoped for by the Home Government, all connected with the institution
worked for that result, and they had the satisfaction of seeing it.  At
the end of two years it was resolved to give the institution a more
agricultural character, after the example of one established at Mettray,
in France, whose founder visited the Philanthropic, in Southwark, during
its new experience.  To carry out that plan the erection of the
Philanthropic Farm School at Red Hill, Reigate, was undertaken.  At that
time the trustees of the old endowed school on Lambeth Green required a
head master, and, unsolicited on his part, Mr. Stevenson was unanimously
elected to that office, visiting only occasionally the new establishment,
which required officers with agricultural experience; and it was
gratifying to him to know that the foundations so broadly laid were
successful on a larger scale in working the permanent reformation of
juvenile criminals out in the open country than they could possibly be in
the crowded metropolis.

The success of this plan for dealing with juvenile criminals makes it
evident that a wise statesmanlike plan of educating the gipsy children
would turn them into respectable and useful members of society, instead
of their growing up to make society their prey.

                                * * * * *

To come back to the gipsies upon the “Flats,” I bade my friend good-bye,
and began in earnest to carry out the object of my visit.

I had not been long on the ground—_marshy flats_—before I saw a young man
scampering off to a tumble-down show with a loaf of bread and two red
herrings in his arms.  He had no hat upon his head, and his hair was cut
short.  His face was bloated, presenting a piebald appearance of red,
white, and black, with a few blotches into the bargain.  His foolish
colouring paint, jokes, and antics had dyed his skin, stained his
conscience, and blackened his heart.  His clothing consisted of part of a
filthy ragged shirt and a pair of patched and ragged breeches.  They
looked as if the owner and the tailor were combined in one being, and
that the one who stood before me.  The stitches in his breeches could not
have presented a stranger appearance if they had been worked and made
with a cobbler’s awl and a “tackening end.”  His boots in better days
might have done duty in a drawing-room, but were now transformed.  With a
laugh and a joke I captured my new friend, and notwithstanding that he
had his dinner in his arms, we entered into a long chat together.

I soon found out that he was the “old fool” of the show, with which he
was connected, and was known among his fraternity as “Old Bones,”
although he did not seem to be over twenty years old.  His salary for
being the “old fool,” young fool, a fool to himself, and a fool for
everybody, was four shillings a week and his “tommy,” or “grub,” which,
as he said, was “not very delicious” at all times.  I asked “Old Bones”
why he was nicknamed “Old Bones.”  He said, “Because some of our chaps
saw me riding upon an old bony horse one day, with its bones sticking up
enough to cut you through, and the more I wolloped it the more it stuck
fast and would not go.”  When I heard this, one of the ditties I know in
the days of my child slavery in the brickfield came up as green as ever—

    “If I had a donkey and it would not go,
    Must I wollop it?  No, no, no!”

“Our chaps,” said Bones, “laughed at me.  I had to dismount and let the
brute take its chance; and from that day I have been named ‘Old Bones.’”
“I’m not very old, am I?” he said, and began to kick about on the ground.
But I would not let him go, for I wanted to learn something of his
antecedents.  He had been a gutta percha shoemaker, and could earn his
pound or more per week, but preferred to tramp the country as an “old
fool,” live on red herrings, dress in rags, and sleep on straw under the
stage.  Before he had quite finished his story, another man, dressed in a
suit of dirty, greasy, seedy-looking, threadbare, worn-out West of
England black cloth, joined us.  “Old Bones,” after a good shake of the
hand, vanished to his show, red herrings, and “quid of baccy,” and I was
left alone with my second acquaintance.  I was not long in finding out,
according to his statement, that he was a “converted Jew,” and had been
to the “Cape” and lost £5000 in the diamond fields, and had come home to
“pull up” again, instead of which, he had gone from bad to worse, and was
now tramping the country with an old showman as a “fire king,” and
sleeping under the stage among old boxes, rags, and straw.  His real name
was —, but was passing through the world as W—.  Strange to say, I knew
his brother-in-law, who is a leading man in one of the large English
towns.

When I asked the “fire king” how he liked his new profession, he said,
“Not at all; at first it was dreadful to get into the taste of the
paraffin and oil.  After you have put the blazing fusees into your mouth,
they leave a taste that does not mix up very well with your food.
Paraffin is a good thing for the rheumatics.  I never have them now.”  I
questioned him as to the process the mouth underwent previous to the
admission of lighted fusees.  “If you keep your mouth wet,” he replied,
“have plenty of courage, and breathe out freely, the blazing fire will
not hurt you.”  My new friend had much of a suspicious cast upon his
features; so much so, indeed, that in one of his tramps from Norwich to
Bury St. Edmunds, in one day he was taken up three times as “one who was
wanted” by the policeman, for doing work not of an angelic kind.

In a van belonging to the owner of “a show of varieties,” there were
eight children, besides man, wife, and mother-in-law.  The showman could
read, and chatter almost like a flock of crows; but none of the children,
including several little ones, who assisted him in his performances,
could either read or write, except one or two who had a “little
smattering.”  The showman quite gloried in having beaten the Durham
School Board authorities, who had summoned him for not sending his
children to school, while temporarily residing in the city.  He defied
them to produce the Act of Parliament compelling him as a traveller to
send his children to school.  The school authorities had sued him under
their own by-laws, and as they could not produce the Act, he came off
with flying colours.

Business was slack with this showman, and he undertook to introduce me to
all the “showmen and shows” in the gipsy fair.  Of course, I had only
time to visit a few of the _best_ specimens.  The first show, which was
to be a pattern of perfection, was “boarded.”  I must confess I did not
much like the idea of mounting the steps, in the face of thousands of
sightseers, to pass through “fools,” jesters, mountebanks, and painted
women dressed in little better than “tights,” and amidst the clash of
gongs and drums.  I kept my back to the crowd, slouched my cap, buttoned
up my coat to the throat, hung down my head, and crept in to witness one
of the “Sights of London.”  After I had duly arrived inside, I was
introduced to my friends the leading performers, amongst whom were the
smallest huntsman in the world and the youngest jockey.  While we were
fraternizing, a row commenced between two of the leading women connected
with the show.  Two travelling showmen—brothers—had married two
travelling showwomen—sisters—among whom jealousy had sprung up.  Tears
and oaths were likely to be followed by blows sharp and strong and a
scattering of beautiful locks of hair.  I seemed to be in a fair way for
landing into the midst of a terrible row between the two masculine
sisters, whose arms and legs indicated no small amount of muscular
strength, while their eyes blazed with mischief.  One of the dressed
showmen, an acrobat, came to me and said, that I was not to think
anything of the _fracas_, the women had had only a little chip out, they
would be sobered down in a little time.  The women came round me with
their tale, but I thought it the wisest plan not to interfere in the
matter, and kept “mum,” for fear that I might get my bones into trouble.
Happily the policeman appeared upon the scene, and before the curtain
dropped, and the performing pony had finished his antics, I had with my
showman friend made myself scarce.  He said he was very sorry, and
apologized for having introduced me to his friends under such
circumstances.  I could see he was chopfallen at the result, as this was
a “going concern” in which all parties engaged were to be held up to me
as paragons of perfection in the performing and showing business.

My showman friend, according to his own statements, had been almost
everything in the “show” line, ranging from that of a tramp to an “old
fool.”  To my mind he was well qualified for either, or anything else in
this line of business, with will strong enough to drag his eight children
after him; at any rate, himself and his large family were going fast to
ruin.

I now visited wax-work shows, and saw the noble heads of the great and
good arranged side by side with those of notorious murderers and scamps,
reminding me very much of what is to be the lot of all of us in our last
resting-place.  I had the opportunity of seeing the greatest horse alive,
“dog monkeys,” “tight-rope dancers,” performing “kanigros,” “white
bears,” “stag hunt,” “slave market,” “working model of Jumbo,” “fat
women,” acrobat dancers, female jugglers, Indian sack feat, female
Blondin, cannon firing, and a lifeboat to the rescue.  My friend wanted
his tea, and left me now to pursue my way as best I could.  For a few
minutes I stood and looked at the scene; under the glare of their lamps
actors pulled their faces, performed their megrims, danced their dances,
chuckled, winked, shouted, and rattled their copper and silver, as the
simpletons stepped upon the platform to “step in and take their places
before the performance commenced.”  Of course all the shows in the fair
were not to be classed in the black list.  In some of them useful
information and knowledge were to be gained.  It was the debasing
surroundings that had such a demoralizing effect upon the young folks.

Turning from the shows I began again to visit the vans.  In one van owned
by a Mr. B. there were a man, woman, and nine children, four of whom were
of school age.  The woman had been a Sunday-school teacher in her early
days, but, alas! in an evil hour, she had listened to the voice of the
charmer, and down she began to travel on the path to ruin, and she is
still travelling with post haste, unless God in His goodness and mercy
hath opened her eyes.  She told me that she would have sent four of the
children to school last winter while they were staying with their van at
Brentwood, but the school authorities would not allow them without an
undertaking that the children should be sent for one year.  They were on
Chigwell Common all last winter, and could have sent their children to
school.  She said they were often a month in a place, and would be glad
to send the children to school if means were adopted whereby the children
could go as other children go.  None of them except the poor woman could
tell a letter.  She had been brought up in a Church of England Sunday
school, and could repeat the creeds, &c.  “Sometimes,” she said, “I teach
the children to say their prayers; but what use is it among all those bad
children and bad folks?  It is like mockery to teach children to pray
when all about are swearing.  I often have a good cry over my Sunday
dinner,” said the poor woman, “when I hear the church bells ringing.  The
happy days of my childhood seem to rise up before me, and my
Sunday-school hours, and the sweet tunes we used to sing seem to ring in
my ears.”

    “Oh, come, come to school,
    Your teachers join in praises
    On this the happy pearl of days;
    Oh, come, come away.

    The Sabbath is a blessed day,
    On which we meet to praise and pray,
    And march the heavenly way;
    Oh, come, come away.”

And, with a deep-drawn sigh, she said, “Ah! they will never come again;
no, never!  I should like to meet all my children in heaven; but with a
life like this it cannot, and I suppose will not be.”  I gave the
children some little books and some coppers, and then bade her good-bye
with a sad and heavy heart, which I sometimes feel when I witness such
sorrowful sights.  Among the crowd of sightseers were, gaudily dressed in
showy colours, a number of “gipsy girls,” anxious to tell simpletons
“their fortunes;” and I rather fancy a goodly number listened to their
bewitching tales and lies.  Dr. Donne, in “Fuller’s Worthies,” says of
gipsies—

    “Take me a face as full of frawde and lyes
    As gipsies in your common lottereyes,
    That is more false and more sophisticate
    Than our saints’ reliques, or man of state;
    Yet such being glosed by the sleight of arte,
    Faine admiration, wininge many a hart.”

I next came upon a gipsy tent, _i.e._, a few sticks stuck in the ground
and partly covered with rags and old sheeting.  The bed in this tent was
a scattering of straw upon the damp, cold ground.  Here were a man,
woman, and four children.  The woman and children were in a most pitiable
condition.  None could tell a letter.  One of the children lay crouched
upon a little straw—and it was a cold day—in one corner of the tent.
Such a pitiable object I have never seen.  It was very ill; it could not
speak, stand, hear, or eat; and it was terribly emaciated.  If ever sin
in this world had blighted humanity, before me lay a little human being
upon whom sin seemed to have poured forth its direful vengeance without
stint or measure.  With an aching heart I deeply sympathized with the
gipsy woman and little gipsy children, whose sad condition is worse than
the Rev. Mark Guy Pearse’s “Rob Rat,” which could scarcely be; and I did
what I could to cheer them.

            [Picture: Two English gipsy princesses “at home”]

I visited a number of tents, and wandered among the poor children and
gipsy dogs that were squatting about in the dark upon the cold, wet
ground.  One fine-faced gipsy Lee and his good gipsy wife have had a
family of nineteen children, all of whom were born on the roadside; most
of whom are now grown up and have large families.  It is fearful to
contemplate the number of gipsy wanderers and hedgebottom travellers from
this family who are neither doing themselves or the country any good.

There were on the “Flats” at the gipsy fair about one hundred and thirty
families in tents and in vans; and of this number there would be forty
families squatting about with their lurcher dogs, ready for any kind of
game, big or little, black or white, bound by bars or as free as the air.
As a rule a gipsy’s list of game includes, according to Asiatic notions
and ideas, all the eatable live or dead stock in creation that either he
or his dog can lay their hands upon or stick their teeth into.

There must have been over four hundred gipsy and other travelling
children going without education, and not one could ever have been in a
Sunday school.

It was about 10.30.  The mouths and hearts of those who were left began
to breed venomous, waspish words.  At any rate, all the more steady and
sensible part of the sightseers were wending their way homewards.  Others
were making for the beershops and public-houses, and the riff-raff were
loitering about for what they could pick up.  Policemen seemed to be
creeping upon the ground, buttoned up to the throat, and ready for any
emergency.

A few yards from where I was standing I noticed, by the aid of gas,
naptha, and paraffin, a gipsyish-looking man standing, opposite one of
the cottages, with his arms folded over the palings.  I soon found out
that he was a gipsy, but had recently taken to house-dwelling, and was
now engaged in labourer’s work with bricklayers.  He invited me into his
comfortably furnished house, and introduced me to his tidy wife, who was
not a gipsy, and two good-looking little children.  I had a few minutes’
chat with them.  He gave me a short account of the suffering, trials, and
hardships which he endured while tramping the country, and living in
tents, and under vans, and on the roadside.  “In early life,” he said,
“when I was quite a child, I was placed with my uncle, who is a gipsy
horsedealer, to live with him and my aunt, in their van.  For a time they
behaved well to me, and I slept in the van at nights.  From some cause or
other, which I have never been able to make out, I was sent to sleep
under the van with the dogs’, and to lie upon straw with but little
covering.  My food now was such as I could pick up—turnips, potatoes, or
any mortal thing that I could lay my hands upon.  In the winter time I
have had to gnaw and nibble a cold turnip for my dinner like a sheep.  I
used to have to run about in all weathers to do the dirty work of my
uncle, mind his horses, ponies, and donkeys in the lanes and fields, for
which he would not give me either food, clothing, or lodgings, other than
what I looked out for myself.  My clothing I used to beg, and, when once
put upon my back, there they stuck till they dropped off by pieces.  I
had a hard time of it for many years, I can tell you, and no mistake.  My
uncle is now a gentleman horsedealer, and keeps his carriage and his
servants to wait upon him.  He is well known in London.  If he meets or
sees me in the streets he turns his head another way, and won’t look at
me, though I helped to make his fortune.  Every dog has its day, and my
turn may come.  We gave up drink, and I go to the church and chapel when
I have the chance, and I am all the better for it, thank God.  I may be
as well off as my cruel old uncle some day.”  I shook hands with this
gipsy family, and bade them God speed, and turned again into the fair and
among the gipsy tents.  Some of the gipsy and other travelling children
were running about picking up scraps and crumbs that had fallen from the
bad man’s table.  Every piece of paper that had the appearance of having
been folded up was eyed over with eager curiosity and wonder by the poor
little urchins before they would believe that it was full of emptiness.

The women were putting the little gipsies to bed, and their evening
prayers in many cases were oaths.  They had never been taught to lisp the
evening prayer—

    “Jesus, tender Shepherd, hear me,
       Bless Thy little lamb to-night;
    Through the darkness be Thou near me,
       Keep me safe till morning light.”

They threw off their outer garments, rolled under some old, dirty, filthy
rags at one end of their little tent, crouching together like so many
pigs, and snoozed and snored away till morning, except when they were
trampled upon or wakened by their drunken gipsy parents.  It is horrible
to think that not one of this number, between six and seven hundred men,
women, and children—so far as I have been able to make out—ever attended
a place of worship on Sundays, or offered a prayer to God at eventide.
Sin! sin! wretchedness, misery, and degradation from the year’s beginning
to the year’s end!  Would to God that a comet from His throne, as they
sit under the starlight of heaven, would flash and flash upon their
mental vision till they asked themselves the question, “Whither are we
bound?”  Christian England!

    “Up! a great work lies before you,
    Duty’s standard waveth o’er you.

    Stretch a hand to save the sinking
    Carried down sin’s tide unthinking.”

“The pangs of hell,” as the Rev. C. H. Spurgeon says in the _Christian
Herald_, March 31, 1880, “do not alarm them, and the joys of heaven do
not entice them” to do their duty.  With tears of blood I would say, Oh
that the voice of Parliament and the action of the Government were seen
and heard taking steps to educate the poor gipsy children, so that they
may be enabled to read and repeat prayers—even if their parents have lost
parental regard and affection for their own offspring.

The business of the day was now over, and it was evident that the time
had arrived for “paying off old scores.”  The men and women had begun to
collect together in groups.  Murmurings and grumblings were heard.  The
tumult increased, and presently from one group shouts of “Give it him,
Jock” were echoing in the air, disturbing the stillness of the night.
Thumps, thuds, and shrieks followed each other in rapid succession.  I
closed in with the bystanders.  Blood began to flow from the “millers,”
who looked murderously savage at each other.  Thus they went on “up and
down Welsh fashion” for a few minutes, till one gipsy woman cried out,
“He’s broken Jock’s nose, a beast him.”  The policeman came now quietly
along as if his visit would have done on the morrow.  One woman shouted
out, “Bobby is coming, now it is all over.”  To me it looked as if
“Bobby” did not like the job of quelling gipsy rows; if he had to quell
them it would seem that he had rather they let off some of the steam got
up by revenge, spite, and beer before he tackled them.

While this gang of gipsies were separating, another row was going on near
to a large public-house, to which I hastened, and arrived in time to see
one of them “throw up the sponge.”  There were no less than half a dozen
fights in less than half an hour.  It was now half-past eleven, and I
began to think that it was quite time that I looked out for my night’s
lodging, so I entered into council with the policeman.  We visited
eating-houses, coffee-houses, lodging-houses, public-houses, and shops in
Forest Gate without success.  The policeman advised me to walk to
Stratford.  This I could not do, for I began to feel rather queer and
giddy; my only prospect was either to pass the night at the station, on
the “Flats,” or return by the last train.  No time was to be lost.  I
hastily took my ticket, and almost rolled and tumbled down the steps and
into the train, which took me to Fenchurch Street Station, in a somewhat
bewildered state as to my next move forward.  For a minute or two I stood
still, lost in wonder.  The policeman soon appeared on the scene with his
“Please move on” and gruff voice.  I told him I wanted to “move on,” if
he would tell me where to move to.  “There are,” answered the policeman,
“plenty of shops to move into in London, if that is what you mean.  It
depends what sort of shop you want.  If you have got plenty of money,
there is the ‘Three Nuns.’”  And he also pointed out one or two other
first-class places in Aldgate.  I bade the policeman good night, and went
across the street to look at the “Three Nuns,” which was being closed for
the night.  The outside of the place indicated to me that I should have
to dip more deeply into my pocket than my financial position would allow,
and I turned to look for fresh quarters in Aldgate.  It was now past
twelve o’clock, and all the places, except one or two, were closed.  On
the door of an eating-house and coffee-shop I espied a light, and thither
I went.  Fortunately the servants were about, and the landlady was
enjoying her midnight meal.  A bed was promised, and after a long chat
with the landlady and some supper, I was shown into my room, the
appearance of which I did not like; but it was “Hobson’s choice, that or
none.”  There were two locks upon the door, and I had taken the
precaution to have plenty of candles and matches with me.  It looked as
if a broken-down gentleman had been occupying it for some time, who had
suddenly decamped, leaving no traces of his whereabouts.  There was but
little clothing upon the bed, and the springs were broken and “humpy.”  I
turned into it to do the best I could till morning.  The smell of the
room was that of sin.  The rattling about the stairs during the whole of
the night was not of a nature to produce a soothing sensation.  I felt
with Charles Wesley, when he wrote

    “God of my life, whose gracious power
    Through varied deaths my soul hath led,
    Or turned aside the fatal hour,
    Or lifted up my sinking head.”

It would have been helpful if I could have sung out in this miserable
abode, for such it was to me—

    “My song shall wake with opening light,
    And cheer the dark and silent night.”

I tossed about nearly all night, and at seven o’clock I turned out to get
an early breakfast, and to make my way back to “Wanstead Flats” to have a
last peep at my gipsy friends.  I arrived about eight o’clock.  Some of
the show folks and show keepers must have had but little sleep, for I
found them moving off the Flats for a run out to their country seats,
leaving behind them the seeds of sin, sown by ignorance, fostered by an
evil heart, and watered by oaths and curses.

I turned in to have another chat with my gipsy friends, who had taken to
house-dwelling, and to listen to their pretty little girl singing as only
children can sing

                     “Whither, pilgrims, are you going?”

which caused me to undergo a process of screwing up my feeling, and
winking and blinking to avoid any sign of weakness becoming visible.

What a blessed future there would be for our gipsies and other vagabonds,
if all their children could sing with tear-fetching pathos, “Whither,
pilgrims, are you going,” in a way that would bring their parents often
to their knees!

I bade them good-bye, and made my way back to London and home.  I was far
from well, and it was fortunate I had sent word over-night to my wife,
asking her to meet me part of the way from the station, as I was coming
by the last train.

The night was dark, very dark and wet, and with a giddy sensation
creeping over me, I stepped out of the train and began to wend my way
home, reeling about like a drunken man.  I staggered and walked fairly
well for more than half the distance, till I felt that I must pull up or
I should tumble.  For a few minutes I stood by a gate, my forehead and
hands felt as cold as a lobster, with a clammy sweat upon them.  I felt
at my pulse, but the deadness of my fingers rendered them insensible to
the throbbings of the human gauge fixed in our wrists.

Not a star in the heavens was visible to send its little twinkling cheer.
If the bright brilliant guiding lamps of heaven had receded ten degrees
backwards into the dark boundless space, the heavens could not have been
darker.  Everything was as still as death, and I did not seem to be
making any headway at all.  Neither sound of man nor horse could be
heard.  Oh! how I did wish and pray that somebody would pass by to give
me a lift.  I made another start, and had got as far as a heap of stones
on the side of the road, when I felt that if I were to swoon, or to have
a fit, or die, it would be better to be off the road.  I was just going
to sit upon the heap of stones, and had dropped my “Gladstone bags,” when
I heard the patter of some little feet in the distance.  I pricked up my
ears, and shouted out as loud as I could, “Halloo, who’s there.”  The
answer came from my wife and little folks, “It is we.”  I was steadied
home between them, and found to my joy a good fire and supper awaiting
me.  I then thanked God for all His mercies and retired to my couch,
feeling as Richard Wilton, M.A., felt when he penned the following lines
for the _Christian Miscellany_, 1882—

    “Some fruit of labour will remain,
    And bending ears shall whisper low,
             Not all in vain.”




Rambles among the Gipsies at Northampton Races.


IN the midst of doubts and perplexities, sometimes inspired with
confidence and at other times full of misgivings, and with my future
course completely hidden from me as if I had been encircled by the
blackest midnight darkness, with only one little bright star to be seen,
I mustered up the little courage left in me; and with great difficulty
and many tears of sorrow and disappointment, I started by the first
train, with as light a load of troubles as possible under the
circumstances, to find my way to Northampton races, to pick up such facts
and information relating to the poor little gipsy tramps that Providence
placed in my way, or I could collect together.

After the usual jostling, crushing, and scrambling by road and rail,
smoke, oaths, betting, gambling, and swearing, I found myself seated in a
tramcar in company with one gentleman only, and, strange to say, of the
name of “Smith,” but not a “gipsy Smith,” nor a racing “Smith,” of whom
there are a few; in fact, there are more gipsies of the name of “Smith”
than there are of any other name.  It may be fortunate or unfortunate for
me that I cannot trace my lineage to a “gipsy Smith,” and that my
birthplace was not under some hedge bottom, with the wide, wide world as
a larder that never needed replenishing by hard toil.  All required of
the “gipsy kings” of the ditch bank, now as in days of yore—so long as
the present laws are winked at, and others intended to reach them are
shelved—is to “rise, kill, and eat,” for to-morrow we die, and the devil
take the hindmost.  My friend Mr. Smith was left in the car, and I sped
my way upon the course.  I had not been long in wandering about before I
was joined by a respectable-looking old man, who evidently had done his
share of hard work on “leather and nails,” and was on the lookout for
ease and fresh air during the remainder of his pilgrimage to the one of
two places in store for him.  After a few minutes’ conversation about the
“ities” and “isms” rampant at Northampton, and our various views upon
them, we separated at the edge of the gipsy encampment, wigwams, squalor,
and filth.  I took the right turning—at least I have no doubt about its
proving so in the long run—and he took the left turning; and to this day
we have not run against each other again.

The gipsies, _Push_-gipsies, and Gorgios were hard at work putting up
their tents and establishments, and I in the meantime walked and trotted
the course in a morning’s airing fashion, coming in contact occasionally
with a sceptic, infidel, and freethinker.  These were turned away in my
rough fashion, and my wandering racing meditations brought forth some of
the following seeds of thought as I paced backwards and forwards upon the
turf.  At any rate they are problems, maxims, and aphorisms—such as they
are—that have appeared before my vision in my gipsy rambles as I have
been working out my gipsy plans, and are, I think, as worthy of a place
here as the misleading gipsy lore and lies we have read and heard of.
Some of these will probably die as they bud into life, others may keep
green for a little time, and there may be a few that will live and cause
a few wanderers to take notes of the journey:

Little, cramped, and twisted ideas of God are the outcome of froth and
foam, set in motion by thwarted conceit and mortified vanity.

Vaunted scepticism is the poisonous fungus of decaying minds and rotten
ideas.

Infidelity is hellish divinity gone mad.

Nihilists and Fenians are crawlers, who crawl out of rotten heaps of
wrongs, which the light of day turns into devil-flies, with fiery hate in
their eyes and poisonous stings in their tails.

Socialists and Communists are the rotten toads of society, whose love for
the country’s welfare consists in inflating themselves till they burst,
like the frog in the fable.

Infidels and sceptics are the devil’s bats, with one of their wings
cropped shorter than the other.

The froth, foams, and fumes of sceptics and infidels are only a little
hellish mist that temporarily dims our eyeglasses, which the sun of truth
dispels with laughing smiles.

The soft tears of love are the nightly mist-drops of heaven, which the
dawn of the eternity turns into the everlasting snowdrops of paradise.

Our godly prayers sent heavenward are preserved by our heavenly Father,
and will, on our arrival on the shores of paradise, become the merry
pealing bells of heaven which will chime through eternal ages.

In the spirit of disobedience there is an unseen power that can draw down
the greatest curse of Heaven.

The spirit of love is a heavenly wand that causes everything to laugh and
dance that comes under its influence.

The spirit of hate is a Satanic rod of such baneful influence that it
withers and kills everything that it touches.

Our loving, trickling tears of penitence and contrition are being
collected by God to form the pure, transparent streams and rivers of joy
and gladness which are to run through the celestial city; and those whose
lot it has been to shed many upon earth will have increased happiness in
heaven from the fact that they have contributed more largely to make
heaven more beautiful and lovely by adding to the refreshing streams of
paradise.

The prayers of trouble of God’s children upon earth are being reset in
heaven to angelic music, which, on our landing upon the heavenly shores,
are to be our songs of joy and praise.

Selfish, hollow, hypocritical, sleek-tongued deceivers are the four-faced
and four-headed Satanic demons of society.  Their home is among the mud;
they can smile in the sunshine; but their deeds are dirty and poisonous.
They are difficult to catch, but more difficult to hold when caught.

Pop-gun liberality, when it is the outcome of a little, bad heart,
selfishness, and pride, may be compared to bubbles rising upon putrid
waters.  In the distance, and with a smiling sun, the various colours
present a beautiful enchanting appearance; but as you near them the
blackness, fitfulness, and stench is observable, and you turn away
disgusted.

A double-headed face without eyes is he who spends a lifetime in wrecking
others to hoard up ill-gotten gold, which, when in the last extremity and
in fear of being wrecked himself, he throws overboard to some benevolent
object, trusting to God’s lovingkindness and tender mercies to turn it
into a lifeboat that will bring him safe to land.

As the sun is the centre of our solar system of heavenly bodies, giving
light to the eleven illuminating planets of various colours, Mercury,
Venus, Earth, Mars, Ceres, Pallas, Juno, Vesta, Jupiter, Saturn, and the
_Georgium Sidus_ moving round it, so in like manner is LOVE the centre of
the heavenly graces, giving light and beauty to the eleven Christian
characteristics, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
meekness, industry, honesty, temperance, and chastity.

Every action of retaliation is a bunch of hard prickles, and it has in
the centre of it a wasps’ nest, and the buzzing of the wasps can be heard
and their stings felt by the bystanders; while every act of love is a
collection of perfumed, fragrance-scented oils, with a cooing dove on the
top as a guard.

Retaliation and revenge are a dark cave, sending forth sulphurous fumes
and the groans of hell; while forgiveness and love are a lovely garden of
fragrant flowers, with cooing doves and rippling water-brooks in the
midst, sending forth heavenly music.

As the process of “inoculation” applied to flowers gives to us the most
beautiful coloured, tinted, edged, and lovely flowers, so in like manner
it is with the Spirit of Christ.  When once the Spirit of Christ is
brought into contact with our human nature, refined sentiment and
feelings—the Christian graces—soon become manifest.

As the wind and storm shake off the fruit which has the least hold upon
the tree, so in like manner it is with the members of Christian Churches
and the State.  Those members and citizens the most careless, loveless,
and cold, who have the least hold upon the Church, God, and the State,
storms and persecution readily bring to the ground.

Death-wishers, with evil hearts, in pursuit of a good man, are the
parents and life-bearers of immortal fame, which will sit upon the object
of their malice, hate, and spite as a crown of precious jewels; and that
which they intended and still intend to be the arrow of death God has
turned and is turning into a tree of life, ever budding, blossoming, and
teeming with endless delicious fruits.

Hope is the magic Luna of heaven let down and swinging to and fro in
earth by golden cords, which answers to the call of young or old, rich or
poor, wise or simple, learned or ignorant, and transfers darkness into
light, hell into heaven, and devils into saints.  Under its power poverty
becomes riches, tears of sorrow songs of joy, sickness health, and death
life.

The last man stands the first on a backward course.

An idle man is the devil’s standard-bearer, and works harder and does
more service by his example than any man in the black force.

The first man who arrives at the top of a hill is the man to live the
longest, see the most, and enjoy the most happiness.

Mysterious actions, according to the intent of the author, are either the
seeds of life or the seeds of death.

As fire and cooking brings out the sweetness of food to make it
digestible, so in like manner the fiery trials of affliction bring out
the sweetness of a Christian character, making his path through life
pleasant, agreeable, and profitable.

Private prayer is the Christian’s log, which indicates the rate he
travels towards heaven, and Christlike acts of benevolence are the
log-book in which his speed is registered.

When a professing Christian dances about among the members of Christian
Churches solely for the sake of trade and filthy lucre, it may be taken
as an indication that he has stuck a broom upon his masthead, and is open
for sale to the highest bidder.

Birds, bees, and wasps pick the finest and sweetest fruit, so in like
manner naughty men, women, and children pick at the sweetest children of
heaven whom God loves and smiles upon.

False, misleading sentiment is the devil’s tonic sol-fa, set to music to
suit his hearers.

To keep out of fogs is to live on a hill, so in like manner to keep out
of damping thoughts and foggy doubts about God’s ways and doings is to
live high up in His favour.

As atmospheric influences round marshy spots, rushy swamps, and low
meadows produce a meteoric light called “Jack-o’-Lantern,” which in the
distance looks beautiful to outsiders flitting about in the dark, carried
by an unseen hand, but which is dangerous to follow, so in like manner it
is with scientific Christianity apart from the Gospel.

A scientific Christian held up as a light without Christ is a
“Will-o’-the Wisp” Christian.

Fawners and flatterers are like dogs that have worms in their tails and
wag them to strangers; they are not to be trusted.

A backslider is a tree with three parts of the top cut down, leaving
sufficient above ground to serve as a warning to others, or as a post
upon which to hang a gate to prevent others passing that way.

If a writer wishes to add lustre to his literary fame, he will best
succeed in his purpose by turning “French polisher,” instead of becoming
a literary thief.

To polish and give artistic touches to a crude cabinet, bringing out its
beauty and defects, showing the knots and grain, gives credit to the
artist; while to run away with the rough and unpolished jewels it
contains, claiming as his own that which belongs to another, brings
disgrace and ruin.

To drive successfully along the crooked and zigzag lanes of life, time
and space must be taken to go round the corners.  Fools can drive along a
straight level, but it takes a wise man to round the down-hill corners
without a spill over.

Gilt and crested harness does not improve the quality of a poor
emaciated, bony, half-starved horse; so in like manner a few Oxford and
Cambridge gilt touches put upon a sensual, backwood gipsy romantic tale,
will not improve the condition of our gipsies and their children.

                                * * * * *

My wandering meditation being over, I now drew myself up to a gipsy
“grand stand.”  To all sensible, good men it appears as a _horrible fall_
rather than the “grand stand.”  Thousands of young men and women, trained
by Christian, godly parents, have been brought to ruin by its rotten
foundation and evil associations.  It is a “stand” from which men and
women can see—if they will open their eyes—the wrath of God, the roads to
destruction, and the “course” to hell.

My first salutation was from three big grizzly poachers’ snaps, a kind of
cross between a bloodhound, greyhound, and a bulldog, that lay at the
entrance of a wigwam, in which lay a burly fellow marked with small-pox,
and whose hair was close shaven off his head and from round his coarse,
thick neck.  This specimen of an English gipsy possessed a puggish kind
of nose, a large mouth, and his clothes seemed “greasy and shiny.”  The
woman looked an intelligent, strong kind of woman, and well fitted, to
all appearance, for a better life.  Round a tin pot upon the greensward
there were three other gipsy tramps, kneeling and gnawing meat off a bone
like dogs, with bread by their sides.  They did not growl like dogs, but
they showed me their teeth and muttered, and this was quite sufficient.
The occupation of this gang seemed to be that of attending to a cocoa-nut
establishment, the profits of which, during the races, they had travelled
from London by road in three days to secure.  To me it appeared all were
fish that came to their net; and if they did not come of their own
accord, they would not think twice before fetching them.  This gipsy
wigwam was the kitchen, drawing-room, dining-room, bedroom, &c., for four
men, one woman, and two big girls, not one of whom could read and write.
The only little gleam of light which shone from the conversation in this
dark abode was when they referred to some gipsies, who, they said, had
been “putting on a pretence of religion in order to fill their pocket,”
and they knew one who “saved over £800 since he had been religious.”  “If
I must be religious, I would be religious, and no mistake about it,” said
another.  At this they began to swear fearfully.  I mentioned several
gipsies who had given up their old habits, and, as I told them, had begun
to lead better lives.  “Never,” they said, with a vengeance; to which I
answered, “By their fruits shall ye know them.”  I then shook hands, and
wended my way to the next establishment.  This was an old cart covered
over entirely with calico from the ridge to the ground.  Connected with
this van there were two men and a boy, who, it seems, are novices at the
cocoa-nut profession.  To me it appeared that they were tired of the hard
work and tightness of town life, and were trying their fortune at
gipsying and idle-mongering.  On the course there would be nearly twenty
cocoa-nut “saloons.”  Connected with three of the vans on the course
there were sixteen children and eight men and women, only one of whom
could read and write.  In one of the three vans there was a poor little
girl of about nine summers evidently in the last stage of consumption.
Her cheeks were sunken, shallow, and pale; her fingers were long and
thin; her eyes glassy bright, and black hair hung in tangled masses over
her shoulders.  I gave the poor girl a penny as she stood at the door of
the filthy van, for which, with much effort she said, “Thank you, sir,”
and sat down on the floor.  I said to the mother, formerly a Smith, but
now a G—, “Why don’t you get the poor child attended to?”  She replied as
follows: “Well, sir, gipsy children have much more to put up with now
than they formerly had.  They cannot half stand the cold and damp we used
to do.  They are always catching cold.  I only bought a bottle of
medicine this morning for which I paid half a crown, and I cannot be
expected to do more.  She has been staying some time with her grandmother
at Bristol, but we did not like leaving her there in case anything
happened to her.  If she is to die, we gipsies like our children to die
in the van or tent with us, as may be.  We like to see the last of them.
We have hard times of it, we poor women and children have, I can assure
you, sir.”  The woman had now begun to do some washing in earnest, not
before it was needed, and while she was scrubbing away at the rags in a
tin pail, she began to tell me some of her history and that of her
grandfather.  She said that her mother had “had fifteen children, all
born under the hedge-bottom, nearly all of whom are alive.”  I asked her
if any of her family could read and write, and she said, “No, excepting
the poor little girl you see, and she can read and write a little, having
been to a day school in Bristol for a few weeks last winter.  I wish they
could read and write, sir, it would be a blessed thing if they could.”
She now referred to her grandfather.  At this her eyes brightened up.
She said, “My grandfather was a soldier in the Queen’s service”—the poor
gipsy woman did not understand history so well as cooking hedgehogs in a
patter of clay—“and fought in the battle when Lord Nelson was killed.
And do you know, sir, after Lord Nelson was killed, he was put into a
cask of rum to be preserved, while he was brought to England to be
buried; and I dare say that you will not believe me—my grandfather was
one of those who had charge of the body; but he got drunk on some of the
rum in which Lord Nelson was pickled, and he was always fond of talking
about it to his dying day.”  I said, “Do you like rum.”  “Yes, we poor
gipsies could live upon rum and ‘’bacca.’”  In the van in which the poor
gipsy child and its mother lived there were a man, a baby a few weeks
old, and four other children, huddling together night and day in a most
demoralizing and degrading condition.  While standing by the side of this
tumble-down van I found that vans and tents, in which people eat, live,
sleep, and die, are put to other shocking, filthy, and sickening purposes
during fairs and races than habitations for human beings to dwell in.
Sanitary officers, moralists, and Christians must be asleep all over the
country.  In going by and round one van I noticed an old woman storming
away at some children with an amount of temper and earnestness that
almost frightened me.  Immediately I arrived at the door, and almost
before I could say “Jack Robinson,” she dropped down into a position with
which miners and gipsies are so familiarly accustomed, and began to
tremble, shed “crocodile tears,” and tell a pitiful tale of the sorrows
and troubles of her life, intermixing it with “my dear sirs,” “good
mans,” “God bless yous.”  Every now and then she would look up to heaven,
and present a picture of the most saintly woman upon earth.  When I asked
her how old she was, she said she was a long way over seventy, but could
not tell me exactly.  She further said that she had had sixteen children,
all born under the hedge-bottom, nearly all of them gipsies up and down
the country, some of whom were grandmothers and grandfathers at the
present time.  And then she would begin another pitiful tale as follows,
“If you please, my good sir, will you give me a copper, I do assure you
that I have not tasted anything to eat this day, and I am almost famished
with hunger.”  And then with trembling emotion she said, wringing her
hands, “I shall die before morning.”  After my visits to the other vans,
and before going home, I turned unexpectedly to have another peep at the
old gipsy woman, whom I found to be a long way off dying, and in all
probability I shall see her again before she passes over to the great
eternity.

     [Picture: An English gipsy Duchess—Smith—“rheumaticky and lame”]

Among the rest, sitting upon a low stool and drinking beer, there was a
big, bony, coarse Frenchman, whom I found out to be a Communist.  He was
ostensibly selling calico, lace, and other trifles.  His eyes were fiery,
mouth ugly, on account of its having been put to foul purposes, and his
demeanour that of an excited Fenian maddened by revenge and murder.
Round him were a number of poor ignorant folks who could neither read nor
write, and as they listened to his lies and infamy about the clergy,
ministers, the well-to-do tradesmen, professional gentlemen, noblemen,
and royalty, they opened their eyes and mouths as if horrified at his
words and actions.  Among other things he said the clergy of the Church
of England were in receipt of over £20,000,000 per annum out of the
pockets of the poor.  I questioned him as to the source from which it
came, and if he could point out the items in the Budget.  At this he
began to get excited and said, “It came from direct and indirect taxes.”
I said, “Can you give me one instance or give me particulars in any shape
setting forth the direct taxes in this country collected for the benefit
of the clergy to the amount you say?”  Instead of replying to this
question he began to stutter and stammer, and appeared before me with his
fists shut, exhibiting all sorts of mountebank megrims to the terror of
some of the listeners and amusement of others.  In the end I calmed him
down, and he asked me if I would buy a parrot of him if I saw him again
in two years’ time.  One of those who stood by said, “He has got parrots
enough of his own without buying more.”

Connected with one of the cocoa-nut establishments, and owned by a
good-hearted gipsy from London, there were the clowns, fools, hunchbacked
old women, and other simpletons to catch the “foolish and the gay.”  At
the back of this establishment there were all sorts of painted devices,
or I should rather say “daubed” devices, upon the sheets, full of satire
which the fools with plenty of money could not read.  One was a barber
shaving his customers; another was a donkey, after he had been well fed,
turning his heels towards his silly friends and kicking them in the face
and sending them sprawling upon the ground with their pockets empty; and
many others with the flags of “Old England” flying in all directions.  I
learned some time after that the owner of this establishment during the
two days’ races cleared nearly twenty pounds out of fools and cocoa-nuts,
giving thousands of young folks of both sexes a taste for gambling, and
then clearing off to London with smiles and chuckles, and his poaching
dogs at his heels, leaving his customers to say the next morning, “What
fools we have been, to be sure!”  If I had been at the door of their
bedroom I should have bawled out, “No greater fools in existence could
possibly be.  When you went upon the race-course you had money if you had
not any sense; this morning you have neither money nor sense, and now you
are neither more nor less than a third of a shrivelled-up sausage without
any seasoning in your nature, unsuitable for pickling and not worth
cooking, fit for nothing but the dunghill, and food for cats and dogs.”
I now took another stroll amongst the gipsies at the other end of the
“course,” and came up against one who owned the “steam-flying
dobby-horses;” but before I began to chat with him one of the gipsy women
whispered in my ear, “It is his wife that has made him; she is very
good-looking and one of the best women in the world; no one can tell why
it was that she took up with the man as his second wife.  He would not
have been worth twopence had it not been for her.  She is a rare good un,
an’ no mistake.  You must not tell him that I say so.  She sees to all
the business and he dotes over her.  He is not a bad sort of a chap.”  I
soon began to chat with the “dobby-horse” owner, and he was not long
before he began to tell me of his cleverness and what he had passed
through, as follows: “You see, sir, a few years ago I had to borrow three
shillings and sixpence to help me to get away from this town, now I’ve
turned the tide and got at the top of the hill.  These ‘shooting
galleries,’ ‘dobby-horses,’ ‘flying boxes,’ vans, and waggons are my
own.”  Pointing with his finger to a new van, he said, “I made that
myself last winter, and have done all the painting upon the ‘horses’
myself.”  The steam organ, the steam whistle, the shouting, screaming,
and hurrahing, and his face having been in the wars, made it difficult
for me to hear him.  He now spoke out louder and referred to family
affairs and some of his early history.  “I left Bagworth when I was a
lad, owing to the cruel treatment of a stepmother, and wandered up and
down the country in rags and barefooted, sleeping in barns, and houses,
and piggeries, and other places I could creep into; and in course of time
I fell in with the gipsies and married one.  But she was a wretch; oh!
she was a bad un, and I was glad when she died.  I am thankful I have got
a better one now.  She is a good un; but I must not say anything about
her, we get on well together, and she keeps me straight.”  “Bang bang”
and “crack crack” went the bullets out of the rifle guns close to our
ears, against the metal plates, through a long sheet iron funnel of about
twelve inches diameter.  “Now then,” cried out a little sharp, dark-eyed,
nimble woman of about thirty-five years—of course upon this point I had
no means of knowing or guessing exactly; I had not examined her teeth.
She might say she was only twenty-eight, a favourite age with some maids
looking out for husbands—“be quick and rub out the marks upon the plate.”
And away the old man trotted at his wife’s bidding, as all good husbands
who are not capable of being masters should do.  A “slap” and a “dash”
with the old gipsy’s brush, and all the “pops” were for over obliterated.
What a blessed thing it would be for themselves and future generations if
all the sins committed upon the racecourse that day could have been wiped
out as easily.  Why not?

Upon the “course” there were, at a very rough calculation, nearly fifty
families of gipsies in vans, tents, and carts, in which vans, tents, &c.,
there lived over a hundred and fifty children and one hundred men and
women sleeping inside and huddling together with their eyes open, like
rabbits at the bottom of a flour cask, when no other eye sees them but
God’s.  While the jockeys were riding to death upon classical horses with
the devil at their heels, to a place where, as Dr. Grosart says in the
_Sunday at Home_, “The surges of wrath crash on the shores infernal,” I
mused, pondered, and then wended my way home for meditation and
reflection, and, as a writer in the _Churchman’s Penny Magazine_ says—

    “We take Thy providence and word
    As landmarks on our way.”




Rambles amongst the Gipsies upon the Warwick Racecourse.


SOME men’s lives, it would seem, are decreed by Providence to be spent
among the “extremes” of life and the associations of the world.  Some are
walking, talking, humming, and singing to themselves of the joys of
heaven, the pleasures of the world, and the consoling influences of
religion under the bright sunlight of heaven, as they, with light tread,
step along to the goal where they will be surrounded with endless joy,
where the tears of sorrow, bereavement, and anguish are unknown, and
where the little dancing, prattling joys of earth have been transplanted
into the angelic choir of heaven.  There are others to be seen sitting
under the shade upon some ditch bank with their elbows upon their knees,
and their faces buried in their hands, enveloped in meditation and
reflection with reference to the doings and dealings of Providence
towards them on their journey of life, with an outlook at times that does
not seem the least encouraging and hopeful, ending in mysteries and
doubts as to the future, and the part they will be called upon to play in
the ending drama.  There are many who seem to be groping their way among
the dark and heavy clouds which have been filled by God, in His wisdom,
weighted with trouble and circumstances of earth and self; and while
pacing among the clouds and darkness which have settled upon them almost
too heavy to be borne, they imagine their lot to be the hardest in the
world.  Such I thought, has been my lot, as I tripped along, with bag in
hand, over the green carpet, while the warbling little songsters were
singing overhead, and a bright spring sun shining in my face, bringing
life into, on every hand, the enchanting beauty of the orchards,
hedgerows, and meadows, sending forth delicious scents, and lovely sights
of the daisies, primroses, and violets, and a thousand other heavenly
things, on my way to the station on a lovely spring morning to ramble
among the gipsies and others upon the Warwick racecourse.

In the train, between Welton and Leamington, I met with some sporting
“company’s servants.”  One said, “Y. and G. were two of the greatest
scamps in the world.  When once the public backed a horse, they were sure
to ‘scratch it.’”  They discussed minutely their “bobs,” “quids,” losses,
crosses, and gains.  One of the sporting “company’s servants” was a
guard, and he said, “I generally gets the ‘tip’ from some of the leading
betting men I know, who often travel by my train to the races, and I’m
never far wrong.”  Another “company’s servant,” related his betting
experiences.  “One Sunday,” said he, “I was at Bootle church, near
Liverpool, and heard the preacher mention in his sermon ‘Bend Or,’ and
warned his congregation to have nothing to do with races, and I concluded
that there was something in the horse, or he would not have mentioned his
name in the pulpit.  So on Monday morning I determined to put three ‘bob’
on ‘Bend Or,’ and the result was I had twelve ‘bob’ and a half, that was
a good day’s work for me, which I should not have got if it had not been
for our parson.”  I said to the “company’s servant,” “Do you really think
that racing is profitable for those engaged in it, taking all things into
consideration?”  “Well,” he said, “to tell you the truth, sir, I do not
think it is.  I have often seen dashing, flashing betting characters
compelled to leave their boxes at the station in pawn for a railway
ticket to enable them to get home.”

After leaving the train and the Avenue Station behind me, I made my way
to my friends, Mr. and Mrs. John Lewis, for “labour and refreshment,”
when, during my midnight tossings, nocturnal wanderings, and rambles in
wonderland, the following rough and crude germs of thought prevented me
getting the sweet repose which tired nature required:—

The beautiful snowdrop of heaven, and the first in God’s garden, is a
pretty lively child growing up good and pure in the midst of a wretched
family, surrounded by squalor, ignorance, and sin.

They are enemies, and beware of them, who, in your presence, laugh when
you laugh, sing when you sing, and cry, without tears, when you cry.

A scientific Christian minister preaching science instead of the gospel,
causing his flock to wander among doubts and hazy notions, is a
scriptural roadman sitting upon a heap of stones philosophizing with
metaphysical skill upon the fineness of the grain, beauty, and excellent
qualities of a piece of granite, while the roads he is in charge of are
growing over with grass, bewildering to the members of his church as to
which is the right road, and leading them into a bog from which they
cannot extricate themselves, and have to cry out for the helping hand to
save, ere they sink and are lost.

Every glass of beer drunk in a public-house turns a black hair white.

When a man or woman draws the last sixpence out of his or her pocket in a
public-house, they pull out a cork that lets tears of sorrow flow.

A publican’s cellar is the storehouse of sorrows.

A Christian minister who preaches science instead of Christianity and the
Bible, is going through a dark tunnel with a dim lamp at the wrong end of
his boat.

Beer and spirits make more gaps in a man’s character than righteous women
can mend.

The finest pottery has to pass through three crucial stages during
manufacture before it can be said to be perfect.  First is the “biscuit
oven,” whereby the vessels are made hard and durable.  Second is the
“hardening-on kiln,” or an oven with an even, moderate heat to harden or
burn on the surface the various designs and colours which have been
placed there by artistic hands.  And the third is the “glost oven,” which
brings out the transparent gloss and finish, and gives beauty to the
gold, oxide, cobalt, nickel, manganese, ochre, stone, flint, bone, iron,
and clay, &c.  So in like manner it is with the highest type of a
Christian character.  First, there is the family circle with its moulding
and parental influence: this may be called the “biscuit oven,” fixing on
the preparation for the fights and hardships of life.  Second, there is
the school and educational progress, which may be compared to the
“hardening-on kiln.”  And third, there is the work of the Holy Spirit:
this may be compared to the “glost oven,” which gives the gloss, touch,
and transparency to the vessel.  Each of these stages will include the
progressive steps of manufacture leading up to them.

Spectacles are of no use to a man in the dark.  So in like manner
scientific problems cannot help a man to see his way if he is in
spiritual darkness.

Acrobatic Christians are those whose spiritual backbone and moral
uprightness have been damaged by contortions, megrims, twirlings, and
twisting their Christian character to suit circumstances.

So long as a man keeps upright the law of gravitation has but little
power over him; immediately he begins to stoop its influence is soon
manifest.  So in like manner it is with an upright Christian, and so long
as he keeps his perpendicular position by walking erect in God’s love and
favour he is all right, and the influence of hell trebled cannot bend or
pull him down; immediately he stoops to listen to the voice of the
charmer, and gives way to the gravitation of hell—sin—down he goes, and
nothing but a miracle will bring him upright again.

A hollow, hypocritical, twirl-about Christian, with no principle to guide
him, is as an empty, shallow vessel pushed out to sea without either
compass, rudder, or sails.

A man who, Christ-like, stoops to pick up a fallen brother, or who guides
and places a youth upon a successful path, leading to immortality, is a
man among men whom God delights to honour, as Jupiter was among the
heathen gods, and he will be doubly crowned.  His crown upon earth will
be studded with lasting pleasure, shining brighter than diamonds; but his
crown in heaven will be studded and illumined with the everlasting smiles
of those he has saved, surpassing in grandeur all the precious stones in
creation.

When a professing Christian visits the tap-room and places of light
amusement with the hope of finding safe anchorage from the storms of
life, it may be taken as an indication that he is at sea without a
rudder, and the temporary one manufactured in a gin-palace out of frothy
conversation will not bring him safe to land.

To hold up good works without faith and prayer as a shelter from an angry
God for wrong-doing, is like holding a riddle over your head as a
protection from a thunderstorm.

A man indulging in a lifetime of sin and iniquity, and then praying to
God and giving alms in the last hours of his existence in the hope of
securing eternal life and endless joy, is like a fowl with a broken neck
and wings struggling to pick up golden grain to give it life and strength
to fly to roost.

Love and spite dwelling in the heart can no more make a perfect Christian
than poisoned vinegar and cream can make pure honey.

Every huntsman who jumps a fence makes it easier for those who choose to
follow; and so it is with wrongdoers who jump the bounds of sin and
folly.  They are teaching those who follow to shun the plain, open path,
and to take to the walls, fences, and ditches, which end in a broken
neck, amidst the applause of fools.

Hotbeds of envy and hatred, heated with burning passion, have been
productive of more evil results, direful consequences, bloodshed, cruel
deaths, and foul murders than all the poison extracted from fungi,
hemlock, foxgloves, and deadly nightshade have done since the world
began, or could do, even if envy and hatred were to die to-day and
poisons worked death to the end of time.

The morals and good deeds of a wicked, sensual, selfish man are the
artificial flowers of hell.

Some professing Christians have only sufficient Christianity to make a
pocket mirror, which the possessor uses in company as a schoolboy would
to make “Jack-a-dandies.”

Crowns of credit or renown lightly won sit lightly upon the head, and are
easily puffed off by the first breath of public opinion.

A man who trusts to his own self-righteousness to get him to heaven is
wheeling a heavily and unevenly laden wheelbarrow up a narrow, slippery
plank over a deep ravine, with a wheel in the front of his wheelbarrow
that is twisted, loose, and awry.

The devil plays most with those he means to bite the hardest.

Singing heavenly songs in earthly sorrows brings joy tinged with the
golden light of heaven on the mourner.

To get the cold, poisonous water of selfishness from our hearts God has
often to furrow and drain our nature and affections by afflictions and
cross purposes.

Too-much conceited young Christians with little piety, like young
“quickset” hedges, become of more use to the Christian Church and the
world after they have been cut down by persecution and bent by troubles
and afflictions.

Sin in the first instance is as playful as a kitten and as harmless as a
lamb; but in the end it will bite more than a tiger and sting more than a
nest of wasps.

A Christian professor outside the range of miracles and under the
influence of the devil is he who is trying to swim to heaven with a
barrel of beer upon his back.

As fogs are bad conductors of light, sight, and sound, so in like manner
is a Christian living in foggy doubts a bad conductor of the light,
sight, and sounds of heaven.

Cold, slippery Christians who have no good object before them, and
without a noble principle to guide them, are like round balls of ice on a
large dish; and to set such Christians to work is a worse task than
serving the balls out with a knitting needle.

Crotchety, doubting, scientific Christians are manufacturers of more
deadly poisons than that produced from pickled old rusty nails.

The loudest and most quickening sounds to be heard upon earth are from a
beautiful sweet child as it lies in the stillness of the loving arms of
death.

                                * * * * *

Breakfast being over, with my “Gladstone bag” I begun my tramp-trot to
the “course,” and while walking leisurely under the tall trees in one of
the avenues at Leamington, on my way to the racecourse, a circumstance
occurred—which my friend the gipsies say “forbodes good luck and a
fortune, and that I shall rise in the world and have many friends.”
Gipsies say and do queer things.  To see, say they, the tail of the first
spring lamb instead of its face forebodes “bad luck” to the beholder
through the year.  In the tramcar there was a little dog with a silver
collar round its neck, evidently without an owner.  The pretty little
white English terrier whined about in quest of its master or mistress,
but neither was to be found.  In the tramcar there was a police inspector
on his way to do double duty at the racecourse.  This kind-hearted man
tried hard by coaxing, sop, and caresses to be a friend to the dog; but
no, and for the life of him the dog could not be brought round to look
upon the inspector as a friend.  Immediately the tramcar stopped, the
little dog bounded off in search of its owner, but none was to be found,
and the last I saw of the inspector and the lost dog was up one of the
streets at Warwick, with the dog ahead and its tail between its legs, and
the inspector scampering after it as fast as he could run, calling out,
“Stop it,” “Stop it,” “It’s lost;” and away they both went out of sight,
and neither the one nor the other have I seen since.

I once worked for a master in the slave yards of Brickdom in
Staffordshire, who owned a bulldog.  This dog took it into his head one
day to leave its cruel master, and seek fresh lodgings of a better kind.
Spying its opportunity, off it started out of the brickyard as if it was
shot out of a gun; and the master for whom I slaved could not whistle,
and knowing that I could whistle as well as I could cry and sing, bawled
out to me, “Whistle him, whistle him, or I’ll black your eye!  I’ve lost
a dog worth five shillings; whistle him!”  Of course, under the
circumstances, trembling with fear and fright, I could not “whistle” very
loud.  The consequence was, the dog was lost, and I got a “good kick and
a punch.”  If the inspector could have whistled for the lost dog in the
tones of its mistress, it would have saved his legs and brought the dog
back to its comfortable home.

I was no sooner upon the racecourse, paddling through the quagmire, than
I was brought face to face with some of the gipsies—the Hollands and the
Claytons.  I had not long been talking to them before one of the old
Hollands came up to me and said, “I know who you are, Mr. Smith of
Coalville; lend’s your hand, and let’s have a good shake.  I would not
mind giving five shillings for your likeness.”  I told him he need not be
at the expense of giving five shillings for a flattering photograph; he
could have a good stare at the original, with all its faults, blemishes,
and scars, for nothing.  In my hands were a lot of picture cards for the
gipsy children, given to me by the Religious Tract Society, upon which
were a lot of texts of Scripture, in pretty patterns.  Some of them read
as follows: “My son, forget not my law;” “Thou art my trust from my
youth;” “Thou God seest me;” “Thy word is a lamp unto my feet;” “My son,
give me thine heart;” “Wisdom is more precious than rubies;” “Enter not
into the path of the wicked;” “Even a child is known by his doings;”
“Feed my lambs;” “Hear instruction, and be wise;” “Show piety at home;”
“The Lord bless and keep thee;” “The Lord preserveth all them that love
Him;” “I will guide thee with mine eye;” “The Lord shall preserve thee
from all evil;” and many more.  Immediately I had begun to distribute
them among the children clustered round me, Alfred Clayton came up to me,
as close as he could get, and he said, as I read out some of the texts to
the children “I do like them; I could die by them; I’d sooner have some
of them than a meal’s meat at any time.  Do give me some, Mr. Smith, and
I’ll get somebody to read them to me, and will take great care of them.
I’ll have them framed and hung up.”  The Hollands now asked me to go into
their van, which invitation I gladly accepted.  I was no sooner seated
than Mrs. Holland, a big strong woman with pipe in her mouth, began to
tell me how many children they had had, and that she had “been a nurse
for the Lord,” for she had “had twelve children, nine of whom had died
before they were three years old, and three are living, two of whom you
see.”  At this point she flew off at a tangent in language not suited for
this book.  Any one hearing her would think that she was a somewhat queer
and strange kind of “nurse for the Lord.”  Mr. Holland the elder told me
of one poor gipsy woman, who, through her unfaithfulness and bad conduct,
had come to an untimely end, so much so that it was with much difficulty
and risk her rotten remains were placed in a coffin.  Sad to say, her
sins were not buried with her.  Her family carry the marks upon them.
After chatting about all sorts of things and old times, with the
Leicestershire gipsies from Barlestone and Barwell, I turned in with some
gipsy Smiths from Gloucestershire, whose van and tents were on the other
side of the “grand stand.”  I found that in three of the vans there were
twenty-one children of various sizes and ages, and nine men and women
sleeping and huddling together in wretchedness.  One of the gipsy women
told me that she had had “nineteen children all born alive.”  As they sat
round the fire upon the grass, I began to give them some cards, and while
I was doing so, one of the men, Reservoir Smith, broke out in language
not very elevating, and said among other things, “What use are picture
cards to either the children or us; there is not one in the whole bunch
that can tell a letter; and as for saying prayers, they do not know what
it is and where to begin.  We cannot pray ourselves, much less teach our
children.  Who are we to pray to?  Parsons pray, and not we poor folks.”
A gipsy woman must needs have her say in the matter, and said as follows,
“Do not mind what he says master, if you will give me some of the cards
we will have them framed; they will do to look at if we cannot read
them.”  At this they clustered round me—men, women and children; and I
distributed cards and pence to the little ones as far as my stock would
allow, with which all were delighted.

In the midst of this large group of idle men and women, ragged, dirty,
unkempt, and ignorant children with matted hair, there were two of the
Smith damsels—say, of about eighteen or twenty years—dressed in all the
gay and lively colours imaginable, whose business was not to attend to
the cocoa-nut “set outs,” but to wheedle their way with gipsy fascination
amongst the crowd of race-goers, to gain “coppers” in all sorts of
questionable ways of those “greenhorns” who choose to listen to their
“witching” tales of gipsydom.  Their “lurchers” and “snap” dogs came and
smelt at my pantaloons, and skulked away with their tails between their
legs.

Upon the course there were over thirty adult gipsies, and nearly forty
children living in tents and vans, and connected in one way or other with
the gipsy Smiths, Greens, Hollands, Stanleys, and Claytons, not one of
whom—excepting one Stanley—could read and write a simple sentence out of
any book, and attended neither a place of worship nor any Sunday or day
school.  When I explained to them the plan I proposed for registering
their vans, and bringing the children within reach of the schoolmaster,
they one and all agreed to it without any hesitation, and said as
follows, that “it would be the best thing in the world, and unitedly
expressed more than once, ‘Thank you, sir,’ ‘Thank you, sir.’”

Rain was now coming down, and the races were about to commence; therefore
my gipsy congregation had begun to find its way to the various cocoa-nut
establishments to begin business in earnest.  With this exodus going on
around me, and in the midst of oaths, swearing, betting, banging,
cheating, lying, shouting, and thrashing, I turned quickly into Alfred
Clayton’s van to have a friendly chat with him with “closed doors.”  The
conversation I had with him earlier in the afternoon led me to think that
some kind of influence had been at work with him that one does not see in
a thousand times among gipsies.  Evidently a softening process had taken
hold of him which I wanted to hear more about.  With his wife and another
gipsy friend in charge of his cocoa-nut business, we closed the door of
the van, and he began his tale in answer to my questions.  I asked him
whether they had always been gipsies.  To which he answered as follows:
“My grandfather was a ‘stockiner’ at Barlestone, and lived in a cottage
there; but in course of time he began to do a little hawking, first out
of a basket round the villages, and then in a cart round the country.  He
then took to a van; and the same thing may be said of the Claytons.
Originally they were ‘stockiners’ at Barwell, a village close to
Barlestone, and began to travel as my grandfather and father had done.
Thus you will see that the two families of gipsies, Claytons and
Hollands, are mixed up pretty much.  My father is, as you know, a
Holland, and my mother a Clayton, whose name I take.  At the present
time, out of the original family of Hollands at Barlestone, and the
original family of Claytons at Barwell, there are seven families of
Hollands travelling the country at the present time, and fifteen families
of Claytons travelling in various parts of Staffordshire and other
places.”  From the original two families it will be seen that there are
over a hundred and fifty men, women, and children who have taken to
gipsying within the last fifty years, not half a dozen of whom can read
and write, with all the attendant consequences of this kind of a vagabond
rambling life; which the more we look into, it is plain that Christianity
and civilization, as we have put them forth to reclaim those of our own
brothers and sisters near home, have proved a failure, not on account of
the blessed influences of themselves being not powerful enough, but in
the lack of the application of them to the gipsies by those who profess
to have received those world-moving principles in their hearts.  In the
midst of this dark mass of human beings moving to and fro upon our lovely
England, one little cheering ray is to be seen.  Alfred Clayton tells us
this.  When he was staying at Leicester with his van some three years
since, he stole like a thief in the night into the “Salvation Warehouse”
at the bottom of Belgrave Gate, and while he was there an influence
penetrated through the hardened coats of ignorance and crime, and the
ramification of sin in all its worst shape to the depth of his heart, and
awakened a chord of sympathy in his nature which has not died out, or
wholly left him to this day.  “Jesus the name high over all” caused him
to open his ears in a manner they had never been opened before, and
wonder what it all meant.  This visit to the “Salvation warehouse” was
not lost upon him, or without its effects upon his conduct.  One cold
wintry day, some two years ago, he was staying with his wife and family
in this van on the roadside between Atherstone and Hinckley, when a
youth, apparently about eighteen years old, came limping along the road,
dressed in what had once been a fashionable suit of clothes, but now was
little better than rags.  His face was thin and pale, and his fingers
long, and his neck bare.  Upon his feet were two odd old worn-out shoes,
and without stockings upon his legs; and as the forlorn youth neared the
van and its occupants at dusk, he said, “Will you please give me a bit of
bread, for I feel very hungry.”  Clayton said, without much inquiry and
hesitation, “Come into the van and warm yourself,” and while the youth
was doing so, they got ready a crust of bread and cheese and some tea,
which were devoured ravenously.  Clayton learned that the stranger was
related to one of the leading manufacturers named at Leicester, and well
known as being rich; but unfortunately for the poor youth, his father
died, and his stepmother had sold everything and cleared away to America,
leaving this well-educated lad without any money, or means of earning
money, to grapple with the world and its difficulties for a livelihood as
best he could.  Clayton, in the kindness of his heart, took the youth
into the van, and he travelled up and down the country with them as one
of their own during the space of two years, when owing to “his being a
gentleman,” and a “capital scollard,” he was helpful to the gipsy family
in more ways than one.  After the two years’ gipsying spent by the youth
with his kind friends the Claytons in rambling about the country, some
kind friends at Atherstone took pity on him, and he is there to-day,
gradually working his position back into civilized society, and a
respectable member of the community, notwithstanding the treatment he has
received at the hands of his cruel stepmother.  After the meeting at the
“Salvation Warehouse” Clayton had been seen and heard more than once,
checking swearing and other sins so common to gipsies; but had never
finally decided to leave gipsying and begin a better life until last
Christmas.  The steps which led up to his “great resolve,” he related to
me as follows: “Mr. Smith, you must know that I have been about as bad a
man as could be found anywhere.  I felt at times, through drink and other
things, that I would as soon murder somebody as I would eat my supper; in
fact, I didn’t care what I did; and things went on in this way till my
little girl, about three years old, and who I loved to the bottom of my
heart, was taken ill and died.  She had such bright eyes, a lovely face,
and curls upon her head.  She was my darling pet, and always met me with
a smile; but she died and lies buried in Polesworth churchyard.”  At this
Clayton burst into crying and sobbing like a child.  “I vowed,” said
Clayton, “on the day, at the side of the grave, she, my poor darling, was
buried, that I would not touch drink for a month, and do you know, Mr.
Smith of Coalville, when the month was gone, I did not feel to crave for
drink any more, and I have not had any up till now.”  He now dried his
eyes, and his face brightened up with a smile, and I said to him in the
van, “Let us kneel down and thank God for helping you to make this
resolution, and for grace to help you to keep it.”  In the midst of the
hum, shouting, and swearing of the races, we shut the door of the van;
and after we had got off our knees, he knelt down again and again, and
began to pray, with tears in his eyes, as follows:—

“O Lord Jesus, Thou knowest that I have been a bad sinner.  O God, thou
knowest I have been very wicked in many ways, and done many things I
should not have done; but Thou hast told me to come to Thee and Thou wilt
forgive me.  Do my God forgive me for all the wrong I have done, and help
me to be a better man, and never touch drink again any more, for Thou
knowest it has been my ruin.  Help me to live a good life, so that I may
meet my little darling in heaven, who lies in Polesworth churchyard.  Do,
O Lord, bless my wife and my other little children, and make them all
good.  Oh do, my heavenly Father help my mother to give over swearing and
bad things.  Thou canst do it.  Do Thou bless my father, and my brothers,
and all my relations, and Mr. Smith in his work, and for being so good to
us, so that we may all meet in heaven, for Jesus Christ’s sake.  Amen.

“Our Father which art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.  Give us this day our daily
bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive them that trespass
against us.  And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
For Thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, for ever and ever.
Amen.”

After Clayton had dried his eyes we got up, to behold, over the top of
the bottom half of his van door, the riders, dressed in red, scarlet,
yellow, green, blue, crimson, and orange, with a deep _black shade_ to be
seen _underneath_, galloping to hell with hordes of gamblers at their
heels as fast as their poor, cruelly treated steeds could carry them, all
leaving footprints behind them for young beginners to follow.  I said to
Clayton, “Are you not tired of this kind of life?”  And he said he was.
“It is no good for anybody,” said Clayton, “and I am going to leave it.
This is my last day with the ‘cocoa-nuts.’  I shall start in the
morning—Saturday—for Coventry and Atherstone, where I mean to settle down
and bring my children up like other folks.  I have taken a house and am
going to furnish it, and a gentleman is going to give me a chance of
learning a trade, for which I thank God.”

As the shouts of the hell-bound multitude were dying away, and the gains
and losses reckoned up, Clayton’s three little gipsy children, with their
lovely features, curls, and bright blue eyes, came toddling up the steps
to the van door, calling out, “Dad, let us in; dad, let us in.”  The door
was opened, and the little dears comfortably seated by our side.  I gave
them a few pictures, some coppers, stroked their hair, and “chucked their
chin,” and bade them good-bye in the midst of a shower of rain, to meet
again some day with the bright sun shining overhead and a clear sky
without a cloud to be seen anywhere.  For the present I must say with
John Harris in his _Wayside Pictures_—

    “Where Thou leadest it is best;
    Cheer me with the thought of rest,
    Till I gain the upper shore,
    And my _tent_ is struck no more.”




Rambles among the Gipsies at Boughton Green Fair.


I HAD heard much and often about the Boughton Green Fair, and the vast
number of gipsies, semi-gipsies, and other tramps, scamps, vagabonds,
hawkers, farmers, tradesmen, the fast and loose, riff-raff and
respectable, gathered together from all quarters once a year upon this
ancient Green for a “fairing.”  Tradesmen and farmers exhibited their
wares, live stock, and implements of husbandry; and others set forth
their articles of torture, things of fashion, painted faces,
“tomfoolery,” and “bosh,” to those who like to tramp thither in sunshine
and storm with plenty of money in their pockets for revel and debauch.

Bidding the sparrows, linnets, swallows, and wagtails, fluttering and
darting round our dwelling, good-bye as they were hopping, chirping,
twittering, and gathering a variety of materials upon which to build
their nests; and with my little folks at the door, I wended my way to the
station.

    “Then he kissed his olive branches,
       Bade his wife good-bye,
    And said, . . .
          ‘Heaven preserve you all!’”

                                              _Wayside Pictures_ (HARRIS).

The sun was shining warmly, the roads dusty, and a few red faces covered
with perspiration were to be seen panting along.  Many of the men were
dressed in black cloth, a little faded, of the “cut” and fashion out of
date many years ago.  Some had their coats hung upon their arm, with
white shirt sleeves and heavy boots everywhere visible.  Most fairly
well-to-do farm labourers have for Sundays and mourning days a black
suit, which lasts them for many years.  In some instances the father’s
black clothes become family “heirlooms”—at any rate, for a time—and then,
when the father dies, they are turned into garments for the little
children.  Of course the father’s “black silk furred hat” cannot be made
less, and to pad it to make it fit little Johnny’s head is an awkward
process.  I have seen many _little boys_ with big hats upon their heads
in my time.  I suppose they have imagined that people would infer that
they had big heads under the hats with plenty of brain power.  This is a
mistake.  Big hats, with little brain and less common sense, and No. 10
rather high, often go together.  Upon the road would be “Our Sal” with
her “chap,” and his brother Jim, yawning, shouting, and gaping along,
and, as my friends the boatmen would say, “a little beerish.”  Some of
the country labouring girls would have their shawls upon their arms, and
they would be stalking along in their strong boots at the rate of four
miles an hour, frolicking and screaming as Bill Sands, Jack Jiggers, Joe
Straw, Matt Twist, and Ben Feeder jostled against them.  They seemed to
delight in showing the tops of their boots, with crumpled and overhanging
stockings.  There were other occupants of the road trudging limpingly
after the cows, sheep, horses, donkeys, and mules, called “tramps” and
“drovers,” who seemed to be, and really are, the “cast-offs” of society.
These poor mortals were, as a rule, either as thin as herrings or as
bloated as pigs, with faces red with beer-barrel paint; and they wore
gentlemen’s “cast-off” clothing in the last stages of consumption, with
rags flying in the wind.  Their once high-heeled boots were nearly upside
down, while dirty toes, patches, and rag-stuffing were everywhere
visible.

In the train there was the usual jostle, bustle, and crush, and gossip.
At Northampton station there was no little commotion, owing to the
station-master having closed the station-yard against all cabs except
those who ply regularly between the station and the town.

One cabman came to me and said that he would take me to the Green for a
less fare than he charged others if I would get into his cab the first.
I asked him his reason.  “Because,” he said, “if you get in first others
will follow, and I shall soon have a load.”  I could not see the force of
his argument, and found my way to another cab.  I had no sooner seated
myself than the cabman took off, or hid, his number.  I asked him why he
did that.  His answer was, “So that if I drive fast the Bobbies shan’t
catch the sight of my number.  If they get my number and I am caught
driving fast there will be either thirty ‘bob’ for me to pay, or I shall
have to go to ‘quad’ for a fortnight.”

Some of the poor horses attached to the vehicles—cabs, waggonettes,
carriers carts, carriages—were heavily laden with human beings, till they
could scarcely crawl.  Uphill, down dale, slashing, dashing, banging,
whipping, kicking, and shouting seemed to be the order of the day; and on
this vast mass of human and animal life poured—and myself among the
crowd—till I found we were fairly among the gipsies upon the Green.

Having partaken of a starvation lunch in one of the booths, consisting of
“reecy” fat ham, with a greasy knife and fork, dried bread and lettuce,
served upon plates not over clean, and studded and painted with patches
of mustard left by a former customer, and with warm ginger-beer as tame
as skim milk to take the place of champagne, I began to take stock of the
Green, which natural formation, together with those made apparently
hundreds of years ago, seemed to excite my first attention.

The large circular holes, of about thirty feet diameter and one foot
below the level of the surrounding ground, reminded me very much of
ancient gipsy encampments.  Boughton Green has been a favourite annual
camping ground for generations, and may to-day be considered as the
fluctuating capital of gipsydom in the Midlands, where the gipsies from
all the Midland and many other counties do annually congregate to fight,
quarrel, brawl, pray, sing, rob, steal, cheat, and, in past times,
murder.

According to Wetton’s “Guide to Northamptonshire,” published some
fifty-six years ago, it seems probable that the fair was formerly set out
in canvas streets, after the manner of a maze, shepherd’s-race, or
labyrinth; and as Boughton Green was close to a Roman station, this seems
probable.  This was the custom of the Roman fairs held close to their
stations.  This much seems to be inferred from Baker’s “History of
Northamptonshire,” where he says, “The stretching canvas forms the gaudy
streets.”

In the _Northampton Mercury_, June 5, 1721, the following advertisement
appears: “The Right Hon. the Earl of Strafford has been pleased to give a
bat, value one guinea, to be played for on Monday at cudgels, and another
of the same price; and also 6 pairs of buckskin gloves at 5s. a pair, to
be wrestled for on Tuesday; and a silver cup of the value of 5 guineas
price to be run for on Wednesday by maiden galloways not exceeding 14
hands high, during the time of Boughton Fair.  The ladies of the better
rank to meet to raffle, see the shows, and then to adjourn to a ball at
the Red Lion Inn, Northampton, in the evening.”

In Baker’s “History of Northamptonshire” the following poem appears
relative to the fair—

    “From every part stretched o’er the sultry way,
    The labouring team the various stores convey.
    Vessels of wood and brass, all bright and new,
    In merry mixture rise upon the view.
    See! pots capacious lesser pots entomb,
    And hogsheads barrels gorge for want of room;
    From their broad base part in each other hid
    The lessening tubs shoot up like a pyramid.
    Pitchforks and axes and the deepening spade
    Beneath the pressing load are harmless laid;
    Whilst out behind, where pliant poles prevail,
    The merry waggon seems to wag her tail.”

Looked at from rising ground, far in the distance and with a keen sense
for the picturesque and romantic, the moral and physical aspects of
nature, and love of liberty, which gipsy life presents to those few
unacquainted with its dark, degrading side—thank God, only a few—are food
for admiration and wonder; to others the objects of pity and suggestive
reflection.  There can be no doubt that Cowper, the immortal poet, who
lived at Olney, a few miles from Boughton Green and Higham Ferrers, as he
was wont to take his daily walks, would often cross the path of the
Northamptonshire gipsies.  Sometimes there would accompany him his two
lady friends who were jealous of each other’s influence—Lady Austin and
Mrs. Unwin.  Occasionally Lady Hesketh and some of the Throckmortons
would be the cheerful companions in his despondency and gloom, and at
other times he would sally forth single-handed in quest of food for his
hares and leverets, in silent meditation upon the grand and beautiful
surroundings.  It is more than probable that while he saw from the
beautiful elevation, a few miles outside Olney and Weston, the grey smoke
rising from the gipsy encampment in the distance silently and quietly
whirling, twirling, and ascending among the trees, to be lost among the
daisies and hedgerows, the muses danced before him and brought forth the
truthful, characteristic poem relating to gipsies—

    “I see a column of slow rising smoke
    O’ertop the lofty wood that skirts the wild.
    A vagabond and useless tribe there eat
    Their miserable meal.  A kettle
    Slung between two poles, upon a stick transverse
    Receives the morsel; flesh _obscene_ hog
    Or vermin; or at best of cock purloined
    From his accustomed perch.  Hard-faring race
    They pick their fuel out of every hedge
    Which, kindled with dry leaves and wood, just saves
    The spark of life.  The sportive wind blows wide
    Their fluttering rags, and shows a tawny skin
    The vellum of the pedigree they claim.”

The publication of this poem, and the fact that large numbers of gipsy
tramps were flitting about the country, with their wretched equipages,
may have been the means of stirring the kind hearts of Smith, Crabb,
Hoyland, William Allen, of Higham Ferrers, solicitor, and steward to Earl
Fitzwilliam, and many others, some eighty or one hundred years ago, to
try to reclaim the gipsies from their debasing habits and customs.

It has generally been supposed that the term “green,” given to the land
upon which the annual fair is held, comes to us at this date on account
of its greensward.  This is an error.  According to Baker’s and other
histories of Northamptonshire, Boughton Green derives its name and title
as follows.  “In the time of Edward I., William de Nutricilla, abbot of
St. Wandegisile, conveyed the lands to John de Boketon or Boughton, from
whom they descended to Sir Thomas de Boketon his grandson, and who was
succeeded by Sir Henry Green his son and heir, who was Lord Chief Justice
of England.”  Thus we see the probability of it being called at this
ancient date, on account of the close relationship existing between the
Boketon or Boughton and Green, Boughton and Green’s wake or fair.  In
course of time the “and” has been dropped, and we have now “Boughton
Green fair.”

“Sir Henry Green obtained a grant or charter, dated 28th February, 1351
(25 of Edward III.), for an annual fair to be held on the manor for the
space of three days, beginning with the vigil of the nativity of St. John
the Baptist (June 23rd), and ending the day after it.”  This being so,
the adding of “green” to the fair can be easily accounted for.  The site
upon which the fair is held is seventeen acres.

Outside, and at the east end of the fair grounds, stands the remains of
what was once, no doubt, a fine old Gothic church, dedicated then, as the
new church in the village is now, to St. John the Baptist.  The tower and
spire of the old church fell about a century ago upon a gipsy Smith and
his wife, whose sleeping quarters—instead of the gipsy tent—had been for
some time beneath its crumbling ruins.  The old villagers will tell you,
with pride and pleasure upon their faces, that Boughton old church was,
before Cromwell destroyed it, one of the seven oldest churches in
England.  Of course, this is a subject upon which I do not feel to be
“master of the situation.”  Such was the odium attached to gipsies a
century ago, that it was not thought worthwhile to dig them out from
beneath the mass of ruins that had fallen upon them; and from the time
when the tower and spire fell, to the time when the crumbling refuse was
cleared away a few years since, the bones of poor gipsy Smith and his
wife had crumbled into dust and been scattered to the winds.  It touches
a tender and sympathetic chord, and draws forth a scalding tear down
one’s face when one ponders over the many evenings the old gipsy couple
had enjoyed their frugal meal—maybe of hedgehogs and snails, or the piece
of a decaying pig—beneath the belfry, when the bells were pealing forth,
soft and low, as the shades of evening were gathering round them, and
they were preparing to rest their aimless and useless bones upon the
straw in their dark, at times musical, and at other times dismal, abode
among the dead.  The churchyard and burial ground round the old church is
well fenced in, and kept in beautiful order.  Several gipsies are buried
in the churchyard; but there is no stone to mark the exact spot.  They
are pretty close to each other, so I am told, at the east end of the
church.

Close to the churchyard there is a spring of excellent water, called St.
John’s Spring.  So highly did our forefathers value it, that it was
preserved specially as a rippling little fountain for supplying water for
the holy rite of baptism.  When I saw it, gipsies, tramps, show people,
vagabonds, and all kinds of dirty and clean travellers, with their
wretched companions, steeds, and poor bony beasts of burden, were
quenching their thirst at this living stream, forcing its way out of the
hillside.  It seemed, as I stood by, looking at the pails put under its
mouth for a filling, to force its way faster, and with greater gusto,
delight, and pleasure into the dirty pails, owned by dirty hands and
dirtier faces, whose filthy bodies were covered with stinking rags, than
into clean pails carried by white hands and lovely smiling faces peering
over them.  One little dirty urchin put his mouth under it for “a drink.”
No sooner was this done, than the holy spring covered his unholy dirty
face with more clear water than he wanted, some of which found its way
down his bosom and into his breeches; at this he “sobbed,” and sobbed
right out that I could not help laughing.  He turned up his piebald
watery face as if in anger at my laughing at him.  I said to him, “What
is the matter with you?”  “No—no—no—no—nought is the matter wi me.  It’s
co—co—co—cold, and you woodner laugh if you were like me.  It’s wet my
belly.”

The little fellow for once received a washing, contrary, no doubt, to his
wish.  After he had dried his face with the ragged remains of a dirty
sleeve, he found his way back to the green—I expect his mother would
scarcely know him—and I went for a stroll down “Spectacle Lane,” where
gipsies formerly tented and camped in large numbers.

Down this pretty country lane there was a pleasant recess, a little
higher than the road, under the trees, evidently formed by the gipsies on
purpose to have their “tents high and dry.”  Several tents could be
nicely sheltered and partly secluded under the trees in each recess.
Water and game would be plentiful in these lanes a century ago; in fact,
I should imagine such was the case now.

At the bottom of “Spectacle Lane” stood a large, fine, old Gothic
archway, called by the inhabitants in the neighbourhood “Spectacle
Tower.”  The object and purpose for which it was built has never been
clearly made out.  Judging from all the surrounding circumstances, it
appeared to me that it had at one time been intended as a gateway to a
mansion, abbey, or nunnery which has not been built; or, what is still
more probable, it may have been erected as a flag-tower for Fairfax’s
army on its way from Oxford through Northampton to the battle of Naseby,
and from thence to Leicester.  Prince Rupert had gone as far as Daventry
to meet General Fairfax and his army, expecting, of course, that they
would come by Daventry; instead of which Fairfax left Daventry to the
left, and pushed on his way through Northampton and to Boughton Green,
hoping to arrive in Leicester before Prince Rupert and the King.  Fairfax
may have expected that the memorable battle would have been fought in the
neighbourhood of Boughton; if so, he, at any rate, reckoned without his
host, as both armies came together at Naseby, and with what result any
schoolboy knows.

Report says that Boughton Green church was razed to the ground by
Cromwell’s army.

The fact of gipsies flocking to this, which was once a fine old Roman
Catholic church, and nestling in tents under its shadows, together with
the fact that old, monastic-looking farm-houses are to be seen in the
neighbourhood, confirms the idea I set forth in my “Gipsy Life,” p. 146,
viz., that on the gipsies landing in Scotland, about the year 1514, from
the continent, some of them hypocritically professed the Roman Catholic
faith in order to inveigle themselves into the good graces of the
nobility, so that their pockets and pouches might be filled with as
little trouble as possible; in fact, righteous gipsy Smith having come
from India, he knew well, and does so still, how to turn religious
sentiment to advantage, and hence he landed in Scotland from France as
above instead of Dover and London, and wended his way through the Midland
counties and southward; and hence we find Northamptonshire, in times
later on, a central camping ground for these lawless tribes of aimless
vagabonds.

About a century ago a number of gipsies were brought before the
magistrates at Northampton; upon what charge has not been stated.  This
so enraged the gipsies upon Boughton Green and other parts of
Northamptonshire, that they threatened to set fire to the town of
Northampton.  The end of it was that several of the gipsies, for their
riotous conduct, forfeited their lives upon the gallows.  See “Gipsy
Life,” p. 154.

To come back to Boughton Green fair.  After having wandered about
“Spectacle Lane” I called upon a gentleman, Mr. Jeys, who has resided for
many years close to the green, and he told me that he has seen as many as
forty to fifty tents and vans of gipsies camping in the lanes near to his
house.  It was down this lane that small-pox raged among the gipsies.
Righteous Smith, with his two wives, Constant and Comfort, and a number
of their twenty children, died of small-pox.  Births, deaths, and murders
have taken place upon the green.  How many nobody knows, nor can any idea
be formed of the number.  Mr. Jeys told me of one case, being a gipsy
row, ending in murder.  Who had done it no one could tell, and where the
gipsy was buried was a mystery.  They hunted and searched, but, like the
body of the Earl of Crauford and Balcarres, it could not be found, until
Mr. Jeys’ gardener came across it in the garden.  When the body of the
gipsy was found it was laid straight out between two flag stones reared
edgewise, and a large flagstone as a covering.  The arms were folded, and
upon the breast of the gipsy there was a pair of scissors, which had been
carefully placed there by those who had buried the gipsy in the dark; for
what purpose I cannot make out.  Gipsies have queer notions about the
death and burial of those belonging to them.  The old-fashioned gipsies
of bygone days, more than they do now, paid special regard to the dead,
and on this account they carried the dead body of the gipsy nearly half a
mile to bury it in a gentleman’s garden.  The murdered gipsy in his
lifetime was, no doubt, a scissor-grinder, and the placing of the
scissors upon his breast was to remind them when he got to the other
country of what trade the gipsy was—_i.e._, if skulking about the country
with an old barrow grinding a few knives and scissors can be called a
trade.

A few years since a gentleman farmer belonging to the neighbourhood was
murdered upon the green, by whom it has never been found out.  All sorts
of conjectures, suspicions, and surmises have taken place upon the
matter.  Some say the gipsies did it; others say that some of the
unfortunate class had a hand in the sad affair.  At any rate he was found
early next morning with his mouth crammed full of dust; his pockets were
empty, and his soul had gone into the unknown world.  His name is
engraved upon the trunk of a tree close to the spot, which, owing to the
growth of the tree and the hand of time, is fast disappearing.  The
greensward of Boughton Green is not a bed of roses; but, on the contrary,
I am afraid, those who have met their last enemy upon this battleground
of scamps have found it full of thorns—for such it has been to those who
have been murdered or met with death in doubtful company.

At the fair held in 1826, George Catherall, of Bolton, who was known as
Captain Slash, formed a large gang of about a hundred roughs—of whom it
was composed, young or old, it has not been stated, or whether any, and
how many of them, were gipsies—to rob and murder all upon the green on
the night of June 28th who would not “turn it up.”  They formed
themselves, after being well primed with beer, into lines like soldiers,
and on they went to do their murderous, Satanic work, calling cut, “Blood
or money!”  While they were carrying out their murderous designs, Captain
Slash would frequently cry out, “Now, my lads, form yourselves into line
soldier-like.  Blood or money is what we want and what we shall have.”
Many of those who had retired for the night under canvas, or under their
stalls, were beaten, kicked, and not a few were rendered insensible.
There were no policemen in those days, and it was fortunate that a body
of shoemakers from Moulton were close at hand, or there would have been a
larger number of the hawkers and stall-keepers murdered, there is no
doubt.  The Moulton shoemakers gave Slash and his gang what they did not
expect.  Daybreak showed what a murderous night had been spent upon the
green.  Blood, bludgeons, sticks, broken glass, tables, stools, were to
be seen lying in all directions.  The money taken at the fair was hid in
all sorts of ways.  The wife of a publican ran with her money all the way
to Northampton in her night-dress.  A hawker of scythe-stones and
whetstones told me that he helped his father to put the money they had
taken during the fair under their cart-wheels.  Others dug holes into the
turf with their knives; others hid their money in the hedge-bottom.
Scores were scampering about in their night-dresses in all directions,
with their hair on end, and almost frightened out of their senses, like
stark mad folks.  The children nestling for the night under the carts,
tents, and in the booths, screeched and screamed about in the dark upon
the grass half naked, like a lot of young rabbits when the weasels have
been at their heels, horrible enough to frighten devils wild.  The few
old folks visiting the fair every year who can remember the sad scene
talk of it at the present time with almost breathless silence.  Some of
them said to me, “If we were to live a thousand years we should never
forget it.”  Captain Slash was taken the next day to Northampton, and in
the end he was hung upon the new drop.  Accounts differ as to how he met
his end.  Some say that he died in sorrow and penitence.  One gentleman
named F— told me that he was not far from him when he was hanged, and
walked close beside him on his way to the gallows.  While jogging along
on the top of a cart Slash seemed quite jovial, and as merry as if going
to a wedding.  He remarked that his mother had said to him more than once
that “he would die with his boots on,” but he would make her a liar for
once; and just before the fatal bolt was drawn he kicked his boots off
among the crowd, and one of them hit a woman who stood next to my friend
in the face and disfigured it.  After this startling scene his nerves
gave way, and he dropped tremblingly into eternity.  To-day the skeleton
of Captain Slash is to be seen in an asylum at Northampton as a warning
to all wrongdoers.  One or two of his gang were transported, some cleared
out of the country, and the others got off “scot-free.”

The associations of bygone days of Boughton Green being disposed of, I
now began to ramble among the gipsies and others upon the green.  I had
not gone far before I saw at the back of one of the vans a dirty,
greasy-looking tramp of a fellow, with an apron on that might have been
washed in boiling tallow and dried in smoke.  In a large kettle before
him there was a quantity of thick yellow stuff—what it was composed of,
or how and by what means it was coloured, I could not tell—and by his
side, in an old basket, there were pieces of almost rotten fish casting
forth a sickly odour; and over a fire upon the ground there was an old
frying-pan partly full of hot grease.  I was puzzled to know what this
was for, and what it all meant.  I had not been puzzling long before I
saw the greasy tramp taking pieces of the fish out of his basket and dip
them into the thick yellow liquid; he then threw them into the pan upon
the fire, whereupon a crackling noise commenced.  After turning and
twisting the pieces of fish about in the pan for some time, sometimes
with his fingers and at other times with a stick, they were “browned” in
order to be palatable to “greenhorns;” and as they were “cooked” he took
them out of the pan and put them into a basket, and sallied forth among
the throng and crush of “Johnnies,” calling out “Fine fish, fried and all
hot!  Fried fish, all hot.”  A crowd soon gathered round him, and with a
plentiful supply of pepper and vinegar he began business in earnest.
Well-dressed farmers, shoemakers, men, youths, girls, and maidens of
almost every grade clustered round him, and the eagerness with which they
clutched and enjoyed the fried fish, bones, and vinegar would have formed
a subject worthy of my friend Herbert Johnson, or W. H. Overend, the
artists of the “Graphic” and “Illustrated London News.”  “Smack” went
their lips, and I turned away disgusted at the thought and sight at
having found so many simple, gullible beings in the world, standing ready
with open mouths to swallow the greasy morsels of dirty tramps.  It is
pleasing to note that all those who live by frying fish, and also those
who live by eating it, are not of this stamp.

After strolling about for some time I turned among some of my old
friends, Jack, Jim, Bill, Sal, Righteous, Piety, and Zachriali, gipsies
of the cocoa-nut tribes engaged at cocoa-nut shying.  All did not profess
to be so low down in the social scale as the gipsies.  Poor “Pea-soup
Sal,” with a reddish face, who had imbibed a little too much from the
beer barrel, and whose legs were not over-strong, particularly objected
to being classed with the gipsies; in fact, as she propped herself up by
the side of her box of cocoa-nut balls, she turned up her nose, curled
her lip, and staggered at the idea of such “respectable people as they
wer-wer-wer-were being rec-rec-rec-reckoned with the gip-gip-gip-gipsies.
They are a ba-ba-ba-ba-bad lot.”  Poor Sal was now overcome, and fell to
the ground.  For once in her life she was at any rate level with those
gipsies who were squatting upon the floor.  Her husband, who seemed to be
a common-sense sort of a man, and apparently fairly educated, came to her
relief.  If he had not done so, I would not have given much for the
cocoa-nuts, and less still for poor unfortunate Sal.

At times, when business was slack, I entered lengthily into conversation
with him as to what had been the cause of his getting into such a
degrading position.

I learned from him that both he and his wife had received a good
education.  The man by trade was a carpenter, and the woman a dressmaker;
but in an evil hour, instead of trusting to their own abilities, work,
and common sense, they had taken the wrong turning, and from that time to
the present they had been going down hill, and they could not tell how.
All they seemed to realize was that they thought they were nearly at the
bottom.  Both have relations well off in the world; and both have the
respect for their family not to disgrace it by vaunting their condition
before the world, and making it known to their friends—only to a
privileged _few_—the disgraceful social condition to which they had
brought themselves.  It is something heartrending, past description, to
see a good tradesman and his dressmaking wife fooling their time away in
idleness, wickedness, and sin, tramping the country, gambling with
cocoa-nuts, living in vans, eating garbage, and trafficking in poor
worn-out old horses and donkeys.

I found in further conversation with this unfortunate couple that gipsies
have invented fresh machinations to kill farmers’ pigs, viz., to take the
inside of an apple out and fill it with mustard; and as the women or
children are going up to the farm-houses some of the apples stuffed with
mustard are thrown among the pigs—pigs are fond of apples—and the
consequence is the large quantity of mustard in the apple suffocates the
pigs, and nobody, except the gipsies, know how it has been done.  Some
other members of the gang will visit the farm-house during the next day
or two, under the pretext of buying up old dead carcases, out of which to
render all the fat to make cart grease.  The farmer replies, “Oh yes, we
had a pig,”—or a cow, as the case may be—“died yesterday.  You can have
that for five shillings if you like to dig it.  You will find it in the
meadow next to the piggery.”  “All right, guvernor, here’s the money.”
Of course the gipsies fetch it, and it forms a relish for them for a long
time.  I have known of cases where the pig has been buried for five days,
being unearthed, and turned into food for the big and little gipsies.

Mr. T— also told me how cows, calves, and bullocks are treated by the
gipsies—the consequence is they are found dead the next morning in the
fields—viz., two or three of the men will take a handful of hay and a
rope, and when they have caught the cow, they will make it secure, and
then the hay is forced into its throat, and a rope tied and twisted
tightly round its mouth.  When suffocation has completed its work, the
hay is drawn out of its throat, and the nostrils are wiped clean.  The
gipsies then set off to their camp again.  In a couple of days or so,
according to a pre-arranged plan, some of the gang call upon the farmers
to buy any dead cattle or pigs they may have to sell, and the result is,
as in the case of the pigs suffocated with the mustard in the apples, the
cow, calf, or bullock is taken to their tents or vans, perhaps a few
miles away, and divided among the gipsies.

Some of the gipsies get a living by selling cart grease, which they say
is pure fat, but which in reality is made up principally of potatoes,
yellow turnips, and grease.

The gipsies have found out that “shot” is not so good to cure a
broken-winded horse for one day only, as butter or lard—butter is
preferable.  The way they do it is to let the horse fast overnight, and
then early next morning force a pound of butter down its throat.  To cure
a “roarer” a pint of oil is given overnight upon an empty stomach.

The earnings of cocoa-nut gamblers and others of the same class vary very
much.  Mr. T— told me that he and his wife went upon Northampton
racecourse last races with only five shillings in their pockets, with
which they bought some acids, juices, and scents; these, with plenty of
water, they turned into “pine-apple champagne,” and the result was they
made five pounds profit, and plenty to eat and drink, with a
“jollification” into the bargain, the whole of which was spent in a
fortnight, and they had to commence again, sadder but no wiser.

It is an error to say that gipsies do not rob each other; some of them
have told me that they have been robbed fearfully by other gipsies,
sometimes of as many as a hundred cocoa-nuts at a time.

While our conversation was going on some silly beings were knocking their
heads against a boss, for which honour they paid their pennies.  What a
satire upon the fair, I thought.  Thousands were running their heads
against bosses more deadly in effect than the spring bosses at which they
ran like fighting rams.  I was not much afraid of the heads of the
bossers giving way, my only fear was for their necks.

Behind me there was to be seen another crowd shooting at glass bottles in
the air.  These might be said to be “windy customers,” and as a rule they
were full of “gas,” bombast, thin and showy; while those who faced the
“boss” were thick-necked, with plenty of animalism about them, and ready
for a row.

I did not see many gaudily and showily dressed gipsy girls at the fair,
but I saw a large number of gipsy girls dressed as “farming girls,”
“farmers’ daughters,” and servants, at work among the easy-going chaps.
Some of the girls—or, I should say, women—held the hands of the “silly”
in their hands, and they were pleasantly looking at the lucky lines with
one eye, and bewitchingly into their faces with the other, while they
told the geese their fortunes, and the pleasures and troubles they would
have on account of “dark ladies” and “fair ladies,” against whom they
were to be on their guard, or they would not marry the one they loved.
In some cases “dark gentlemen” were trying to steal the affections of
their young lady.  As a rule gipsies prognosticate evil from “fair
ladies” or “fair gentlemen.”  Of course it would not do to be too heavy
upon the “dark gentlemen” or “dark ladies.”  A number of “shoe girls”
were having their fortunes told also.

One of the gipsies had offended a man close to me from some cause or
other, which had the effect of exasperating the “beery” man to such an
extent that he bawled out, “You might rake hell out and scratch among the
cinders, and you would not find a worse lot than gipsies.”  “Hold, hold,”
I said; “many of them are bad, at the same time you will find some
good-hearted folks among them, a few of whom I know.”  I now turned and
had a long conversation with a gipsy from Kent, and the good woman with
her husband both fell in with my idea of getting the gipsy children
educated by means of a free pass book, and of having their vans
registered.  Although busy with the evening meal, it did not prevent her
entering heartily and pleasantly into my plans for effecting an
improvement in the condition of the gipsies and their children, and more
than once, surrounded as she was with everything the opposite of
heavenly, said, “Thank you, sir, thank you, sir; and may God bless you
for your efforts to improve the gipsies.”  I told her that all the
gipsies were not so kindly disposed as to wish me success.  “Never mind
them, sir; all the right-thinking gipsies will say so.”  “You have spoken
the truth,” I said; “before you can apply a remedy to a festering sore
the proper thing to do is to probe it to the bottom, and this I have been
trying for a long time to do.”  It is a thousand times better to get at
the root of a sore than to plaster it over by misleading fiction and
romance, as some masculine writers, fascinated by the artificial charms
of gipsy beauties—so called—have been doing.  In this late day such
efforts to hoodwink thoughtful, loyal, and observing men, and others who
have the welfare of the nation at heart, may well be compared to a man
sticking a beautiful French butterfly upon a dead ox, and then going
among a crowd of bystanders with a glib tongue, and cap in hand, trying
to make them believe that the rotten dead ox was a mass of beautiful
butterflies, which only required a shower of coppers and praises to cause
them to fly.

No wonder at stable-boys and quacks, the sons of ministers, and others,
becoming bewitched to the extent of having to face the frowns of friends
on account of their gipsy-poaching proclivities.

My process may have been sharp and painful, and probably it is so now,
but it will be found effective, enduring, and pleasing in the end.  To
deal with the evils of gipsying in a manner to excite the worst side of
human nature may be pleasing for the present, but it will bring remorse
and rottenness which no amount of misleading romance and pleasingly
painted sin will be able to cover.

During the day I was informed by the gipsies that one young farmer had
spent fifteen shillings in bowling for cocoa-nuts, and a youth not more
than fourteen years old had spent five shillings similarly; this being
so, it is not to be wondered at that our present-day gipsies should be on
the increase at the rate they are.  With fair weather, nuts cheap,
cricketers out of the way, and “plenty of young uns,” it is a “roaring
trade.”

When questioning one gipsy woman as to how many of the gipsies upon the
ground could read and write—I roughly calculated the number of gipsies to
be over a hundred men and women, and a hundred and fifty children—she
answered me as follows: “Lord bless you, my dear good gentleman, I do not
know more than three upon the green who can read and write.  It would be
a blessed thing if they could; but that will never be, as nobody takes
any interest in us gipsies.”

It was tearfully sorrowful to see over a hundred and fifty children
squatting about in bogs, dirt, filth, excitement, iniquity, and
double-dyeing sin, groping their way to wretchedness and misery, without
any hand being put out to save them.

So far as I could gather, not half a dozen of these gangs of un-English,
lawless tramps and travellers had ever been in either day or Sunday
school.  And our civilizing “State” has not taken any steps for bringing
the gipsy and other travelling children under school influence.

“Now, my lads, bowl away!  All bad nuts returned; bowl away!  Try your
luck now, my young gentlemen; try your luck; bowl away!”  Bang went a
cocoa-nut off one of the stilts, flying in all directions, with the oil
scattered to the winds.  One thing has often surprised me, that the
gipsies have not had frequently to carry cracked skulls, for some of the
roguish “farmer chaps” seem to delight more in bowling at the gipsies’
heads than the cocoa-nuts at their feet.  It is their quick-sightedness
and dexterous movements that save them.  No drone would do to be at the
back of the “pegs,” or he would have to look out for his “pins.”

A little farther ahead there was a family of gipsies of the name of
Smith, man, wife, and seven children, squatting upon the ground to take
their evening meal.  As soon as they saw me they heartily invited me to
join them.  Gipsies never invite any one to partake of a meal with them
unless with the whole heart.  They never ask you with their mouths to
join them and in their hearts hope you will not.  This is one of the
favourable traits in their character.  For a man they love they would rob
a hen-roost to fill his belly, and they would spit in the face of the man
they hate.  When you are eating with them, or, in fact, doing anything
with them, you must be as one of them, or you will have to look out for
“squalls.”  They can bear and respect the man or woman who, as a friend,
speaks openly and plainly to them, but they will be down upon the man
“like a load of bricks” who tries by cunning and craft to get “the best
side of them.”

At the first interview they suspect that every stranger has some design
upon them, and, as a consequence of ignorance and suspicion, they appear
to be sullen and reserved.  This feature of gipsy life wears off as they
find out that you are a friend to them.

I accepted their invitation to tea in the midst of cocoa-nut
establishments, steam horses, screeching of the whistles, horrifying
music of a “hurdy-gurdy” organ, swing boats, and the screams of giddy
girls and larking chaps, trotting donkeys, the galloping of “roaring
horses and broken-winded ponies,” whose riders were half drunk and mad
with rage, beating, kicking, slashing, swearing, and banging, till both
the poor animals and their riders foamed at their mouths like mad dogs.

The old china was fetched up for me, which, Mrs. Smith said, was over a
hundred years old.  A good cup of tea was poured out, the thin bread and
butter cut and laid upon a clean cloth, and I was just about to sit upon
an old piece of dirty flannel that lay upon the grass—for the grass was
at this time getting a little damp—when the good woman cried out, loud
enough to shake one’s nerves, “My dear good gentleman, you must not sit
down upon that.”  “No, no,” Smith, the ungracious-nosed gipsy cried out
in a voice as loud as his wife’s.  “If you do you’ll get more than you
bargained for.  It’s all alive, don’t you see it?”  Mrs. Smith saw that I
was anxious to change quarters to the other side of the tent, and
apologized for the filthy rag being there, by saying that “one of the
children from one of the other vans had brought it, and had not taken it
back again.”  We were now seated, and I was enjoying my tea as well as I
could—they said that “they hoped that I should look upon the tea as a
fairing,” and as such I looked upon it and enjoyed it, for I was both
hungry and thirsty—when a Northampton baker appeared upon the scene
vending his bread.  A little pleasantry was exchanged between the
bread-seller, the gipsies, and myself about the size of the loaves, the
dearness of the bread, and what was put into the flour before baking to
make the loaves white, large, and showy.  The conversation turned upon
potatoes and alum, and the gipsy Smith discussed the quantity of potato
and alum there was in the bread the baker had sold to them.  This nettled
the baker, and he said, “Bread mixed with potatoes and alum was good
enough for pigs, but it—”  The gipsy would not let him finish his
sentence, but instantly sprang to his feet, and ran at the baker, and
struck him on the breast with his tightened fist, calling out, “Do you
mean to say that bread mixed with potatoes is good enough for pigs, and
do you call us pigs?  You reckon us as pigs, do you?  You shall remember
this or I am not Righteous Gipsy Smith.”  And just as he was running at
the half-frightened baker again Mrs. Smith stepped between them.  An
altercation took place, one of the most disgusting and sickening I ever
knew.  The baker’s wife now came up, and for a few minutes there was such
a storm over the pot as I had never seen in my life.  It bid fair to
become a general _melée_.  I was called in to decide who was in the
wrong.  This was no little difficulty, as the gipsy was excited by beer,
and the baker by rage and fear.  The end of it was I calmed them both
down.  The baker and his wife sped their way to Northampton, and the
gipsy to the back of his van, to vent his bile and calm his passion,
after which we sat down to finish our tea.  This being over, and calm,
peace, and quietness reigning, I gave the children some coppers and shook
hands warmly with the gipsies, and thanked them, and then turned to
another phase of gipsy life.

I began to think that it was quite time to look after my lodging for the
night, and wended my way to Boughton village, some half-mile or more
away.  This was a work of no light undertaking.  I first tried to find a
clean bed in a quiet cottage, which, after tramping about from house to
house, knocking, inquiring, had to be given up as impossible.  The poor
folks eyed me over from head to foot with wondering curiosity.  They
seemed to be puzzled as to my movements, and as to whether they should
reckon me as a gentleman, or a bailiff, who had secreted in my pockets
either a county-court summons or an execution.  I next tried the
“publicans and sinners.”  At first they hesitated about giving me an
answer; especially the innkeeper at the “Griffin.”  They seemed to wonder
whether I was or was not a parson, spying out the land.  The landlady at
the “Red Lion” was holding out encouragement, until the landlord, who
might be made of vinegar and crabs, appeared upon the scene, calling out
gruffly, “No, we can’t do wi anybodys;” and out I went, expecting to have
a stone for my pillow under some wall or hedge-bottom upon the green.
Fortunately I called at a cottage on the roadside, about a hundred and
fifty yards from the green, to see if they could oblige me with a bed.
After a minute’s hesitation, the good woman, who seemed to have a large
heart and a good-natured face, said, “Yes, you look to be a gentleman,
and we will try to accommodate you.  Come in and make yourself at home.
Will you have some tea?”

After a rest for a few minutes, and as the shades of evening were
gathering round, I strolled upon the “green” and found Bacchus was on his
throne with Atè, Discordia, Momus, and Mars as his attendants.
Concordia, Harpocrates, and Pudicitia had not been upon the “green,” or,
if so, they had been only for a very short time.  Broken glasses, empty
beer barrels, corks, pieces of paper, and stools upside down were to be
seen on every hand.  The perfume of burning paraffin, aroma of the beer
barrel, and stench of the brandy bottle met me at every turn as I wended
my way among the wicked, silly, larking, and foolish.  Here and there
could be seen girls scarcely in their teens, with the arms of half-drunk
“chaps” round their waists—upon the table before them were “jugs of
beer”—and opening their mouths wide as if they would be delighted at any
one looking down their throats as they bawled out most disgusting songs.
In one of the booths between forty and fifty boys and girls were larking
together in a manner that made one shudder to think of the results.  Some
of them were threatening vengeance to their “Bills,” “Jacks,” or “Toms,”
if they said a word to them when they got home.

One of the women struck up, as if she was determined to contribute her
share to the debauch, in squeaking tones resembling that of a cracked tin
whistle—

    “We won’t go home till morning,
          Till daylight does appear.”

A little ahead a rustle, commotion, and hubbub was going on; of course I
must join in the crush.  I could not get very near.  When I inquired what
was the matter, I was coolly told that “it was only a man and woman
fight.”  Thanks to the excellent body of policemen at hand, it was soon
stopped.  Another “turn” in the distance was taking place.  A gipsy—a
big, cowardly, hulking fellow—and an Englishman had long had a grudge
against each other.  The Englishman could not get the cowardly gipsy to
“fight it out.”  At last the Englishman offered the gipsy half a crown
and a gallon of beer to let him have one “round” with him.  The gipsy
consented to this condition.  The money was paid and the beer drunk,
after which the gipsy wanted to back out of the bargain.  Before the big
gipsy would at the last minute undertake to fight the little Englishman,
the gipsy stipulated that there was to be “no hitting upon the noses.”
The Englishman did not like this shuffling, but he agreed to it, and they
stripped for the encounter.  For a few minutes they sparred about until
the gipsy saw his opportunity to hit the Englishman full tilt upon his
nose, which he did with a tremendous force sufficient to break it.  When
the gipsy was asked why he did it, he said, “I could not help it, my hand
slipped.”  A little farther on still, I came upon a policeman rolling an
empty beer barrel from the policemen’s tent towards the beer stores.

         [Picture: The “sweets” and “sours” of Gipsy modern life]

During the day I did not observe one “blue ribbon” policeman upon the
grounds—nor, in fact, did I see one upon the course.  No doubt there were
many good and true men and women upon the “green” who had gone there
purposely to sell their wares.  Would to God that there had been more of
them, and then there would have been less rows, and less cause for such a
body of policemen.  The pure gipsy rows—_i.e._, a number of gipsies
joining in a general _melée_ of an “up-and-down fight,” paying off old
scores—were less this year than they have been known for a long time.
Several times a row was imminent, but with a little tact and the common
sense of the women—aye, and of the men too—it was averted.  I observed a
little more sulkiness than usual on the part of a few of the gipsies, but
with a little pleasantry this passed off.

I retired from the hubbub for a few minutes, to stand against one of the
huge trees growing upon the edge of the “green,” and while there I heard
some gipsies chuckling over the “gingered” and “screwed” horses and
ponies they had sold during the fair, and arranging which of their party
should hunt the customer out the next day, to buy back for a five-pound
note their palmed-off “broken-winded” and “roaring old screws” which they
had sold for seventeen pound or twenty pound during the fair.  A
fine-looking broken-winded horse, “roarer” or “cribber,” with the mark
intact, is almost a fortune for a gipsy.  During two or three years
“while he will go,” the “screw” is sold and bought in again scores of
times.  Many of the horse-dealing gipsies are dressed nowadays as
farmers, and by these means they more readily palm off their “screws”
upon young beginning town or street hawkers, carriers, and higglers.

Living in some of the vans of gipsies there were man, woman, and, in some
instances, seven or eight sons and daughters of all ages.  In other vans
and tents there was a mixture of men, women, and children, not of the
same blood relationship; and the same may be said of some of the
travelling gingerbread hawkers.

Those of the hawkers who were rich enough to own a van slept in it
“higgledy-piggledy,” “pell-mell,” and “all of a heap.”  Those who had not
vans, the men, women, and “chaps” slept upon the ground, under the stall
boards, in a manner which would be a disgrace to South African
civilization and Zulu morals.

In the midst of waning twilight and the gathering of sheets and rents,
some of the gipsy women were preparing for their last meal before
shutting the van doors and drawing to their tent curtains.  Scores of
poor little lost, dirty, ignorant, neglected, and almost naked, gipsy
children gathered round me for “coppers” and “sweets.”  After digging
deep into my pocket for all I could find, and distributing them among the
children, I bade the gipsy parents “good-night” and a “good-bye,” and
then turned to have a chat and a “good-night” with George Bagworth, the
steam-horse driver, and his wife, the “popgun” firer.  George was dressed
in his best large Scotch plaid suit from head to foot.  His “hurdy-gurdy
steam organ,” and “flying horses,” had winged married and single, men,
women, and children, round and round, exhibiting their thick and thin
legs, not modestly for the riders, but successfully for George and his
sharp, good-looking, business wife.  George was in good humour with
himself and everybody else.  He entered freely into conversation about
his troubles and trials in former years, and of his successes, position,
and future views.

He is very good to poor cocoa-nut gamblers.  It often happens that some
of the poor unfortunate fraternity arrive upon the “course,” “green,” or
“fair” without a “tanner.”  A wink of his wife’s eye prompts George to
advance them sufficient money to give them a start.  This—for there is
honour among thieves—is paid back at the close of the fair, with many
thanks.  George pointed out to me again with pride the vans he had made,
and with little greater pride to his artistic painting of the heathen
gods and goddesses, which were the mainstays of his whirligig
establishment.

George’s wife hung down her head at the non-success of her “popgun”
galleries.  “But it is no use ‘frettin’ and cryin’ over spilt milk,’” she
said, while preparing their supper tea.  “You’ll join us, won’t you, sir?
you shall be made right welcome, and have the best we’ve got.”  They
fetched out their best antique china cup and saucer, and we three sat
down to a box table with cloth cover to enjoy the twilight meal, with the
twinkling stars overhead, and the gipsies’ lurcher dogs prowling about
the tents and vans, snuffling and smelling after the odds and ends and
other trifles.  Speaking within compass, I should think there would not
be fewer than thirty lurchers skulking under the stalls as eagerly as if
after hares and rabbits.  Of course George Bagworth’s joined in the scent
and sniffle.  “Mine host” was a poacher bred and born—at least he had a
spell of it in his younger days among the woods, parks, spinnies, and
plantations joining Leicestershire and Staffordshire coalfields.  The
twinkling star repast was finished; hubbub, din, screeching, yelling,
fighting, singing, shouting, swearing, blaspheming, and loud oaths were
dying out.  Pluto seemed to be getting tired of his feast; Somnus was
observed stealthily wending his way among Bacchus’s wounded followers,
and the vast herds and tribes of poor, neglected, uneducated, and lost
little children living in sin, pestilential, and vitiated atmosphere with
dark—very dark—and black future before them, which the rising of a
morning’s sun could not dispel.

As I wended my way to my lodgings I could not help thinking of
Sennacherib’s army besieging Jerusalem with no Hezekiah to deliver.

I had now found my way to my lodgings.  Round the family table in the
cottage there were Mr. and Mrs. Gayton, “mine host and hostess,” and one
or two friends.  While the conversation was going on a party of drunken
fellows were bawling out down the road some kind of song, which I could
not comprehend.  Mr. Gayton’s sister said it was a song she knew well;
and with a little persuasion—notwithstanding Mrs. Gayton’s twitching,
nervous manner and disinclination to hear it—the good woman struck up in
a sweet but rather shrill voice, and in somewhat affecting tremulous
tone, the song, as follows:

    “Little empty cradle, treasured so with care,
       Tho’ thy precious burden now has fled,
    How we miss the locks of curly golden hair,
       Peeping from the tiny snow-white bed.
    When the dimpled cheeks and pretty laughing eyes,
       From the rumpled pillows shone,
    Then I gazed with gladness, now I looked with sighs,
       Empty is the cradle—baby’s gone.

    “Baby left her cradle for the golden shore,
       O’er the silvery waters she has flown,
    Gone to join the angels, peaceful evermore,
       Empty is the cradle—baby’s gone.”

After the first verse was ended I noticed again a little subdued and
stifled sobbing, and the mistress of the house wiping her eyes with the
corner of her apron.

I could see that there was some cause for the tear-fetching tenderness
and sympathy that was manifested, and I gently asked for information, and
was told by the good people that during the last month two of the
youngest babies had been sent for to live in the angel-world where no
tears are seen and sighing heard.  A melting, sorrowful sadness seemed to
creep over me as I looked round the room.  A parent cannot describe the
feelings, and no one but a parent can feel them.

The cradle was empty in the corner; the lovely little birds had flown to
sing in a lovelier clime.  The tender-hearted mother gave way to a
woman’s dewy feelings while another verse was sung, in which I could not
help joining, owing to having passed through similar circumstances.  I
had lost more than one little tender lamb, and could enter feelingly into
the motherly woman’s misfortunes.  I said the children were not lost but
gone before, where there are neither tears nor the pinchings of poverty.
In the midst of the solemn scene I wended my way upstairs to my humble
cot; my softened feelings, wet eyes, and scalding tears prevented me
worshipping Morpheus till just as the candle was flickering out in the
socket.

I then dropped into a dozing sleep to awake at opening day, after which I
bade my friends the gipsies good-bye, and left “the mother bending o’er
her beauty buds.”




Rambles among the Gipsies at St. Giles’ Fair, Oxford.


ON Saturday, September 4th, 1882, I found myself travelling southward by
the aid of a carrier’s waggon and first, second, and third class railway
carriages, surrounded by gentlemen, clergymen, tradesmen, farmers,
cattle-dealers, labourers, soldiers, snobs, fops, and scamps, and ladies
fat and thin, pretty, plain, reserved, lovable, and smiling; and as we
neared London the sleeping, yawning, gaping, and slow movements seemed to
be giving way to activity, bustle, restlessness, and anxious looks.
Stopping, banging, and dashing, and on we sped.  In the train I had a
pleasant chat with the Rev. Mr. Gibbotson, vicar of Braunston, who
related to me some of his experiences with canal-boat children and the
gipsies.  In one instance a gipsy charged him three shillings and
sixpence for grinding his nail scissors; and in another instance a sharp,
clever boat boy of twelve had passed the sixth standard, and was in a
fair way of becoming a pupil teacher, but in six months spent among the
canal children in floating up and down the country, he had learnt some of
their wicked and bad habits, which had ruined his career.  After changing
carriages, I saw at one of the North London stations a woman, who must
have imagined that she was in the country, creeping out of one of the
compartments with her sweet-looking child of some four or five summers at
snail speed, and as if changing would have done to-morrow.  She quietly
found her way to the carriage door and opened it very gently, and was
about to step leisurely upon the platform when the train began to move
off.  Her eyes were now opened, and with a wild stare she tumbled the
child upon the platform, and then in getting out herself she fell upon
the footboard.  Fortunately for herself and the child, the guard was
close by at the time, and with the quickness of lightning he seized the
child with one hand and its mother with the other and pulled them upon
the platform, the child upon its face and the mother upon her back, and
saved their lives in less time than I could twinkle my eye.  The child
cried, the mother screamed, and the last I saw of them, as we were
rounding the curve, was that a porter was picking up the child, and the
bewildered mother was gathering herself together as well as she could.

                 [Picture: “On the road” to Oxford Fair]

On my way I called at a large block of new mansions in course of
erection, and which my son had in hand, and found a joke very nearly
carried into tragical and awful effect.  The “lift” was not working well,
and a gentleman not of a classical or ministerial kind, rather than use
his legs in going up the ordinary stairs, preferred using the temporary
goods hoist, and said to one of the men as he was jumping into the cage
against the wish of friends, “Jump in, and if we must go to hell, we may
as well go together.”  They had no sooner landed at the top of the
building and just cleared the cage, than it dropped to the bottom of the
building with terrific force, carrying destruction with it.  One minute
longer and they would both have been in eternity.

Having fairly landed in London, I made my way to the Religious Tract
Society, and the Wesleyan Sunday-school Union, for some pictures, and
books, and magazines for the gipsy children, which were gladly given to
me, and with my bundles, bags, &c., I turned into my lodging in Museum
Street well tired.  Overnight I inquired of my host if I could get a ’bus
or a cab that would take me to Paddington by nine o’clock on Sunday
morning.  At this question he shook his head and said, “The ’busses will
not be running so early as eight o’clock, and the cabs, what few you will
meet, will be on their way home; therefore you will have a difficulty in
getting your packages to the station.  And if you order one overnight it
is ten to one if they will come.”  From this answer I could see that my
only course was to be up early enough to lug them to the station myself.
Six o’clock on Sunday morning found me getting a cup of cold tea and a
sandwich for my breakfast, after which I started down Oxford Street with
my four parcels, weighing about three-quarters of a hundredweight.  No
’busses were to be seen.  Here and there were tired, straggling cabmen
wending their way home.  As I hailed them they shook their heads and on
they went.  I managed to carry my load about two hundred yards, and then
turned off the street to rest, and to leave the few stragglers moving
about Oxford Street wondering as to my movements.  Not far from Tottenham
Court Road I turned off the main street a few yards, and stood with my
back to the solitary passers-by, putting a few notes into my pocket-book,
when I was startled and somewhat surprised to find two tall young men at
my elbow, and without a word one of them deposited upon the Religious
Tract Society’s parcel a small book, entitled “A Cure for the Incurable,”
which I picked up and read as follows:

    “During the journey we were joined by a young man and woman, the
    latter evidently labouring under some distressing bodily infirmity.
    The young man took advantage of the vacated scats to place his
    afflicted companion in a recumbent position, carefully covering her
    feet with a shawl.  I gently alluded to her appearing unwell.  ‘Yes,
    ma’am,’ she replied, ‘I am just dismissed from St. Thomas’s Hospital
    as _incurable_.’  The tone of her voice, and the tear which trickled
    down her pale cheek, instantly awakened my sympathy.  Her four
    children, one a baby, and her dear husband, she said, made it ‘hard
    to die;’ but she believed God would care for the motherless ones, and
    cheer the lonely widower.  ‘The doctors,’ she added, ‘say I may live
    some months, but that cure is impossible.  So I thought I would
    rather be in my own cottage, where I could look at my children, and
    see the flowers outside my door, and have fresh air, than remain in
    the hospital; though I had everything of the best there, and great
    kindness shown me.  But, ma’am, home is home; and my husband knows
    how to nurse me better than any one else.  I know that I shall not
    live long; but I shall die at home, and God will comfort my dear
    husband, and will go through the dark valley with me.’  This brief
    interview was deeply touching to me, and my tears flowed with
    theirs.”

Just as I had finished the hasty glance through the little book, and was
preparing for another “move on,” I noticed a tall, emaciated, half-clad
young woman approaching me from the opposite side of the street.  Such a
picture of misery I have rarely seen.  She did not seem to have more than
one loosely-hung old garment upon her, which, as she walked, revealed the
shape of her figure, which did not at all seem a bad one; moral
deformities had not as yet, to all appearance, begun to tell heavily upon
her frame.  On presenting herself to me she said, in tones of despair,
“Will you please give me sufficient to buy me a cup of coffee?  I want it
very bad, I can assure you, sir.  Do, dear sir.”  Her eyes were red
either with drink, tears, or anguish.  Poor lost soul! thought I; and on
she went to ruin and death.

I started again, and had got nearly to Oxford Circus, and deposited my
parcels upon the pavement, and was surveying things over in my mind, when
I heard something chirping over my head.  I could not tell where the
sound came from.  It was not crying, nor was it either singing or
moaning.  My curiosity was set at rest as I lifted up my head to look
above.  To my surprise, a young woman with lovely face, and head studded
with “curling bobs,” was peeping out of one of the top bedroom windows
and delightfully engaged in throwing kisses at somebody across the
street.  “Chirp,” “chirp,” “chirp,” owing to the stillness of the
morning, sounded as distinctly as if they were near to me; at any rate
the kisses were not for me, and on I trudged.  As I passed Holles Street,
people, young and old, with books under their arms and in their hands,
were going to early Sunday morning prayer-meetings, or other religious
services.  What a contrast to a gathering of half-drunken hulking youths
and men tumbling and quarrelling about Gilbert Street, I thought.  After
receiving not a few insults, I moved forward by stages till I arrived at
the Marble Arch, about eight o’clock, with my face covered with
perspiration, and my hands, arms, and shoulders tingling and aching with
a kind of deadness and shooting pains.  Scavenger carts were moving to
and fro, carrying the filth and off-scouring of all nations.  A coffee
stall seemed to have been doing a good business, if the pell-mell
gathering, sauntering array might be taken as a specimen of the quantity
and quality of the coffee drinkers, who might be called the loitering
customers of the “pub” in search of more substantial beverage than gin
and beer.  Near Southwick Crescent and Oxford Square I passed another
coffee stall, more respectable in appearance than the one at Marble Arch,
upon which was painted in large letters, “The Church of England
Temperance Society.”  I now began to try to make a further move, when a
cabman hailed in sight, who looked as if he were going on the stand
instead of coming off it.  A bargain was struck, and he bowled me off at
a rattling pace to the Great Western station, where I arrived about
twenty minutes past eight o’clock, stiff and tired about my legs and
arms.  In pacing backwards and forwards upon the platform, I nudged,
accidentally, the elbow of a porter who was taking his “swig” at a
passenger’s whiskey bottle.  Whether the neck of the bottle tilted
against his teeth, or some of its contents went down his bosom instead of
his throat, I could not tell.  He did not say much about the accident,
but his looks were “awful,” and my begging pardon could not turn them
into a smile.  Another porter said, “They could do without Sunday
travelling if it were not for the London beer-drinkers.  Shut up
beershops and you will gag Sunday trains.”

Some thirty or forty city fishermen, with their rods and tins, were
moving backwards and forwards waiting for the train; they were evidently
going out for a spree.  One round jolly-faced, good-looking porter said
to me, “They are going out a-fishing, but it’s not many fish they catch.
They catch something they don’t expect sometimes.  They are not all fish
that comes to their lines.  ‘Many of the city fishermen gets a line and a
tin, and goes into the country and calls themselves travellers, and turns
into the first ‘pub’ they come to and then they booze all God’s day away,
and keep us poor chaps at work all Sunday instead of going to church or
chapel.  Sunday travelling ought to be done away with; at any rate there
ought only to be two trains a day each way, out and into London.”  A
porter then cried out, “Take your places for Slough, Reading, and
Oxford.”  I obeyed his call, and found myself sitting opposite an old
friend, Mr. J. Seaman, from the _Weekly Times_.  In the train the brandy
bottle was pulled out by a man whose nose apparently had been too
prominent upon his pugilistic-looking face at times for somebody’s
bruising machine; at any rate there was an indent in it upon which cock
robin could have sat very comfortably for an hour piping forth the curses
of drink and its consequences, and the blessing of God’s Sabbath as a day
of rest for man and beast.

In another corner was a young woman, dispensing liberally port wine to
her new and old friends around her, bringing to the faces of some of them
the alternate red blush and pale white, indicating that some monster was
at work within them, telling them that it was wrongdoing.  After a three
hours’ pleasant chat on this bright summer’s morning, with my friend, I
arrived at Oxford.  After partaking of a cold lunch, I made my way with
my arms full of pictures, books, and illustrated tracts, to the two
hundred vans and covered carts outside Oxford, near Somers Town.  By the
time I had arrived the rain had begun to come down heavily.  In wending
my way among the nearly two-mile length of vans, shows, covered carts,
and waggons, I found some old faces who gladly welcomed me.  The road was
little better than a puddle.  Thousands of Oxonians were running to and
fro, star-gazing, gossiping, laughing, shouting, and making fun on the
roadside.  With a vast number of them Sunday seemed as on other days.
Little stalls of nuts, apples, plums, were on the footpaths.
Notwithstanding the pouring rain, the poor little dirty gipsy children
clustered round me in the vans and out of them for the pictures, books,
&c.  Poor lost souls! some of them, old and young, big and little, men
and women, might not have been washed for months.  Some of the
“hobbledehoys, betwixt men and boys,” of Oxford tried to make as big
fools of themselves as they could, and kept shouting out, “Now, governor,
they will swallow your bag if you will give it ’em.”  Some of the town’s
children admired my pretty books, and closed upon me for some, which I am
sorry to say I had to refuse, as they were for the big and little
travellers.  In the vans, &c., there would be an average of four
children, two men, and two women, and out of this vast mass of travellers
there would not be fifty who could read or write.  “Of the persons,” says
the _Daily Telegraph_, “who were committed to prison last year, 60,840
could neither read nor write.  Ignorance and crime go hand in hand
together.  This is a fact beyond disputation.”  In some of the vans I
counted eight children, besides the men and women.  In one van there was
a man with a broken leg.  In three other vans there were three men ill.
Several of the women had bruises upon their faces, and two had black
eyes, and the children were squatting about among the mud in the ditch.

    “I was a taper smoking,
          Lying by the footway,
          Lease gleam of red away,
    Smoke my thin flame choking.”

                                            DR. GROSART, _Sunday at Home_.

Under the vans there were over a hundred lurcher dogs, ready for
anything, including white-tailed rabbits, “shoshi,” long-legged hares,
“kanégro,” and other trifles of this kind, down to a shin-bone of beef
hanging loosely in a butcher’s shop—aye, and a piece of a man’s calf if
he came too near to them and was not wanted.  Gipsies’ dogs are so highly
trained that they understand a gipsy’s looks; and I should not be
surprised to hear that their dogs can “rocker” Romany.  The dogs are
perfectly masters of the art of killing hedgehogs, _hotchi-witchi_.  Like
their masters, they go stealthily to work and never “open.”  Gipsy
poachers have been known to clear a field of hares and rabbits and “bag
their game” while the keepers have been lying in wait for them over the
fence.

Among the vans I came across, for the first time, a “George Smith” a
gipsy.  I have met with any number of “John Smiths,” “Bill Smiths,” “Rily
Smiths,” but never a “George Smith.”  This led me to have a long chat
with him and his wife.  They are Oxfordshire gipsies, and from what I
learned afterwards they are “tidy sort of folks.”  I felt inclined to
have a long conversation; in fact, I seemed to feel a greater interest in
him on account of his being a “George Smith” gipsy.  The good woman and
her six children looked almost like pure gipsies, but such was not the
fact.  They could “rocker” a little only, and got a fair living by
gambling in cocoa-nuts and horse-dealing.  “George Smith” told me that he
never went more than fifty miles from home, and when he bought and sold
horses—of a third-rate kind—once he could do so the second time.  All
horse-dealing gipsies are not of this class.  Gipsies often told me that
they like to see fresh faces, fresh places, and fresh money.  During my
conversation with Mrs. Smith, she said formerly she liked hedgehogs; but
since she had found out that “they liked beetles and snakes” her “stomach
had turned against them.”  She went on to say, “I am no doctor, but I am
told by those who know, that the yellow fat inside a hedgehog, which you
know, sir, is from the poison of snakes and adders; hedgehogs are dead on
snakes and adders.  Immediately a snake sees a hedgehog it kicks up a
terrible row, and tries to scamper off as fast as it can.  No more
hedgehogs for me while I live; and I am sure our George will not have
any.”  Not one of this family of Smiths could tell a letter, although
they sometimes sent their children to school a short time in the winter;
but, as the good woman said, “Lord bless you, my dear gentleman, what bit
they learn in the winter is gone again in the summer, and they are no
better for it.”  I told them my plan for meeting their case, viz., by the
registration of their vans and a free education pass book for their
children, with which they heartily agreed.  I left them several pleasing
children’s pictures, cards, &c., with which they were highly delighted,
and I then made my way to quell a gipsy row further on, which I found to
be, as usual, over the most trivial things.  While I was busy among the
gipsies I saw two young ladies, I might almost say angels, from Oxford,
disregarding the rain, talking and distributing tracts among them.  The
tracts were not exactly of the right kind; children’s religious pictorial
literature is what is the most pleasing, acceptable, and useful.  Dry
tracts are no better than waste paper; and it is almost a waste of time
and money to distribute them.  A little further on were three gentlemen
from Oxford discoursing to a group of gipsy children, and no doubt they
did some good; at least I hope so.  If anything, their excellent
well-meant remarks were not made sufficiently interesting, or brought
down to the gipsy children and adults’ capacities.  A wild, dry anecdote,
badly told, and without a pleasing and practical application, will not do
much good at any time.

In addressing gipsies, and other people of this class, two things are
needed to ensure success.  There must either be the extreme earnestness
or the extreme simplicity, and no man or woman can succeed in winning
them over to virtuous paths unless these features are ever brought
prominently out.  They must either be as Paul preaching to the Athenians,
or as Christ upon the Mount discoursing to the multitudes in deeply
interesting parables, put with an irresistible force of love and
simplicity; or as St. John the divine when surrounded by little children,
preaching with but few words, but speaking volumes of love in sympathetic
looks, melting tears, and gentle touches, reaching tender and obdurate
hearts in a Christ-like fashion, with a power that the devil himself
could not withstand.  Love, earnestness, and child-like simplicity
brought to bear upon any gipsy children who are sharp and clever will
produce surprising heavenly results—aye, and from the gipsy men and women
too.  In the gipsy mine there is room for all workers.

    “Working together in the sacred mine,
    We trace the veins of ore beneath our feet,
    Till riches unimaginable greet.”

                         RICHARD WILTON, M.A., _Sunday at Home_, No. 1268.

Instead of working—

    “Oft have we lingered in the TENT,
          The ‘pearl’ unbought,
    The book unread, the knee unbent
          The grace unsought.
    Oft have despondency and shame
          Our faith assailed,
    And when we would confess Thy name
          Our courage failed.”

                                CANON BATEMAN, _Sunday at Home_, No. 1267.

Among this mile and a half of gipsy vans there were some “nice and clean”
travelling homes.  In one I found a good woman reading to her children by
the evening fire, and the kettle “singing on the hob.”  As I paddled and
waddled over boot-tops in mud, in the midst of this vast concourse of
people young and old, never in my life did I so fully realize the case of
the poor man who had fallen among thieves, and the action of the priest
and Levite, and also that of the Samaritan.  The whole scene depicted in
the good old book seemed to come before me as one vast panorama,
exhibiting human life under a variety of aspects.  On the one hand, drawn
along the side of the road in the ditch for more than a mile and a half,
there were two hundred vans, carts, and tents, inhabited by a thousand
gipsy men, women, and children of all ages, mostly in the deepest depths
of wretchedness, ignorance, misery, and dirt—of many of whom it might be
said that they were thieves among thieves—had been travelling all
Saturday night or on Sunday morning to be at the fair in time for a good
place.  Gipsies, showpeople, and others of this wandering class travel
chiefly on Sundays.  Saturday nights and Monday nights are, as a rule,
their best nights.  Some of them had with their poor bony horses, from
“shutting-up time” on Saturday night to Sunday afternoon, travelled over
forty miles, and most wretched spectacles they were.  On the other hand,
and on the footpath, there were thousands of gentle and simple, rich and
poor, young and old, saints and sinners, ministers and their flocks,
moving to and fro, some of whom sneered at the gipsies, others mocked,
laughed, and joked.  Some were disgusted, and others looked pensive and
sorrowful at the picture of an Oxford Lent carnival being spent in this
way on a Christian Sabbath in the centre of Christendom and civilization,
with its hundreds of Christian ministers within sight and call, who did
not answer to the voice of love or duty.  Well might Washbourne cry out—

    “Our hearts are broke, our harps unstringèd be,
    Our only musick’s sighs and groans,
    Our songs are to the tune of _lachrymose_,
    We are fretted all to skin and bones.”

                                        DR. GROSART’S “_Fuller Worthies_.”

After I had distributed my books, and wended my way to the end of this
long lane of sin and iniquity, I turned to look at the heartrending
sight.  There were hundreds of gipsy men and women, some few of whom had
fallen from the paths of virtue, uprightness, and honesty, and some six
hunched to seven hundred poor gipsy children of all ages weltering in the
ditch.  Not twenty children out of this vast number had been taught at
the knee of a kind, gentle, loving mother to lisp in tender, trembling
simple tones, to which heaven and the whole angelic host stoop to listen
with open ears, for fear one word might be lost—

    “Lord Jesus teach a child to pray,
       Who humbly kneels to Thee,
    And every night and every day
       My Friend and Saviour be.

    “While here I live, give me Thy grace,
       And when I’m called to die,
    Oh, take my soul to see Thy face,
       And sing Thy praise on high.”

My heart was almost ready to break, and the big teardrop forced its way
down my face.  Just as I was turning away with a sad and aching heart, a
little sharp gipsy girl dark-eyed, of ten summers, clutched hold of my
hand and coat.  She looked up into my face and said, “Eh, Mr. Smith,
don’t you know me?  Don’t you remember giving me a little book and a
penny when I was very ill in our van upon the Leicester racecourse last
year?  Mother and doctor said I should die, but you see I’m not dead yet.
My name is Smith.  There are lots of gipsy Smiths.”  Before she had
finished her interesting little story a large number of little gipsies
had gathered round me, among whom I had to distribute, with care and
tact, all the pictures and little books I had left.  It was now dark.
Fires in old gipsy tin buckets and on the wet ground were to be seen;
sticks were crackling; lights shining under the vans and in the small
windows and through the crevices and over the top half of their doors;
their evening meals sent forth a variety of odours, ranging from snail
soup to red herrings, dead pig, and hashed venison.  The barking and
growling of their lurcher dogs were heard more frequently and savagely.
The thousands of dripping star-gazers and sightseers, rough and smooth,
drunk and sober, had begun to get pleasingly less; rain was coming down
almost in torrents; nevertheless the children felt loath to leave me.  To
the onlookers I could have said, with George Herbert—

    “Rain, do not hurt my flowers, but gently spend
    Your lovely drops.  Press not to smell them here;
    When they are ripe their odour will ascend,
    And at your lodging with their thanks appear.”

                                                      “_Fuller Worthies_.”

With many caresses, thanks, and good wishes from the children, I groped
my way to my lodging with thankfulness, but in a wretched plight,
suffering from my lifelong enemy—giddiness.  After five minutes’ chat
with my round-faced host I mounted, with a hot head, and cold wet feet,
“wooden hills,” and amongst the blankets and feathers I snoozed into a
fitful sleep, to be startled by wild dreams and nocturnal noises.  In one
of my strange flights I found myself in a dark and dismal-looking place
like a chimney-sweep’s underground soot storehouse.  How I got there was
a mystery I have never been able to solve.  The only things I remember in
connection with my visit to this dark abode was, the good spirit led me
through alleys, by colleges, churches, chapels, synagogues, and schools
of every grade.  Marks of civilization were everywhere visible on my
path.  There were ministers and teachers on every hand.  One little
narrow backway led me to a small narrow opening down some narrow, rugged
steps.  As soon as I entered, a small door of the colour of the walls
instantly closed upon me as with a spring, and before I had time to look
back at the way by which I entered, I was in worse than a Roman or gipsy
maze.  At first a cold, chilly sensation of fright and terror crept over
me.  My hair seemed to rear bolt upright in a twinkle; but this soon
passed away after realizing the fact that I was among friends.  There
were no windows except one dismal pane, through which the moonlight
gleamed.  There were no candles.  The grate was made up of bricks and
rusty crooked old bars of iron put loosely together without mortar.  The
fender was of two long shin-bones, and the ends of it two thigh-bones of
a man.  The fire was crackling with sticks and the bones of rabbits,
partridges, pheasants, and fowls.  Beetles, cockroaches, toads, and
spiders were as thick as they could creep and stick.  A dead pig’s skin
badly cured, with the bristles sticking on it in patches, was laid upon
the broken stones on the floor as a hearth-rug.  In a large pot over the
fire there were boiling large pieces of diseased pork in a thickish
liquid, which was stirred every few minutes by an old “hag” with a
ham-bone.  The uneven, broken walls of the room were covered with greasy
grime and filth, upon which were hung pictures of skeletons, death,
coffins, and cross-bones, and most horrible, murderous-looking men and
women.

In the centre of this large, deathly room there was a kind of long, low,
tumble-down table propped up with bricks, old tressels, and stones.  The
top was sickly, dirty, loose, and uneven.  Round the room there were
scores of men, women, and children, blackened with dirt, grease, and
grime, who had never been washed since they were ushered into the world,
sitting and squatting upon the floor.  Their language was that of
thieving, robbing, cheating, lying, &c.; and their spare time—at least
some of them—while the cooking was going on, was passed with the devil’s
cards.  For a few minutes all was as silent as death, and then the old
“hag” placed upon the table the pot which had been hanging over the fire,
after which she handed to each of us in the room an old broken mug, and
told us to help ourselves to what was in the pot.  At this a general rush
took place; swearing and fighting was about to begin in earnest, with the
probability of it ending in murder without the outside world knowing of
it.  I was about to begin my sickening share when I said to the lot of
them, “Now, chaps, women, and children, in my country it is usual for us
to say ‘grace’ before meat and thanks after it on occasions like this,
and, if you don’t mind, I’ll follow out the practice now.”  Several of
the poor little lost creatures cried out, “That’s capital! if it’s
anything nice we shall like it.  We’ve not had anything we like for a
long time.”  I told them to be quiet, and then proceeded with, “Be
pleased, O Lord, to grant us—”  “Stop! stop!” cried out the old “hag.”
“What did you say?  ‘O Lord?’  What do you mean?  What is it? who is it?
and where does He come from?  We’ve never heard the name before.”  I
said, “Let me finish, and then I will tell you afterwards.”  I began
again to say grace, and proceeded as follows: “Be pleased, O Lord, to
grant us Thy blessing with this food, for Jesus—”  They now all jumped
upon their feet, and an old, grey-headed man, the picture of a Cabul
murderer, with Satan in his face and the devil in his eyes, along with
the wretched, ragged, lost, and emaciated little creatures, cried out,
“Who is Jesus?  We have never heard of Him before.  Does He live in a big
house? and has He plenty of rabbits, hares, game, and fowls in His
plantations? because we should like to know.”  I told them, in a way that
excited their curiosity, as to who God was, and also as to who Jesus was.
They set to their midnight supper like a lot of pigs.  I took a little,
but was far from enjoying it.  When they had finished their supper they
put their mugs upon the floor, and the bones they gave to a number of
bony, hungry-looking dogs, a kind of cross between bulldogs, bloodhounds,
and greyhounds, which were ready for any kind of work between the death
of a keeper and a young rabbit.  They reminded me very much of the big,
hungry wretch of a dog in Landseer’s “Jack in Office”—

    “His lean dog scanned him by the three-legged stool.”

                                                                 _Harris_.

The conversation after supper took place in a language which they thought
I could not understand, as to what was to be done on the morrow.  I was
mute now for a time.  The children were to look after and bring home all
the eggs, chickens, and fowls they could lay their hands upon.  The men
were to bring in larger game; and the women were to hunt up the servant
girls.  Each one had their work allotted them.  As a kind of relief, and
in broken English, in which they thought I would gladly join them, a
number of the elder ones related how many times they had been “nabbed”
and sent to “quod.”  Some of them related that they had been in the
“stone jug” three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, and up to a
score times; yea, even with glee some of the children gave me an account
of the things they had stolen as they had passed from door to door on
their thieving rambles.  Now was the opportunity, I thought, during a
lull in the conversation, to change the subject, and began to relate some
of the beautiful things I had seen and lovely countries I had passed
through; the loving smiles, gentle looks, and kind actions I had been
brought in contact with; the many real, good-hearted friends I had; the
many lovely flowers, delightful walks, and pleasant companions there were
ready to join the travellers travelling in my country; water was
rippling, birds were singing, sun was shining, and a land flowing with
milk and honey in view, with long life into the bargain.  As I recited
these things to them they all—poor things!—stared with open mouths as
they had never stared before.  They now drew close to me.  Although the
odour was anything but agreeable, I kept on relating to them the
blessings and advantages of my country, till they one and all cried out,
with bated breath, “How far is it to your country, governor?  Will it be
the same for us if we go?”  I said, “Yes, my good friends, it will be so
for you and more.  Will you go?”  They now cried out, “We will go; but we
shall have to trust you to get us out of this place.”  “All right,” I
said; “I will try to find a way out of this miserable hole somehow or
other for you.”

I began to puzzle my brains as to how their deliverance was to be
accomplished.  For some little time I pondered the matter over, when it
occurred to me that at the bottom end of the dismal room I had noticed a
place upon the wall which looked like a door that had been plastered over
in somebody’s time by pieces of old rags and paper.

I drew near to it, and scanned it over more closely.  After feeling round
the edges of it for a few minutes, one of the oldest and most
wretched-looking gipsies spoke out in hasty tones, and with an amount of
warmth that led me to hesitate for a moment to hear what further he had
to say.  He stopped short.  So I said, “Well, Righteous Palmer, what is
there behind this opening if I should proceed to find out?”  “Oh, a lot,
I’m told by those who know.  Our place is bad enough, as our old witch
knows, and you know, sir; but nothing like what there is behind that
there ‘opening,’” pointing with his finger, “and if I was you, my dear
good gentleman, I would not stir a peg to see any further.  We should not
like to see any harm come to you.  If it had been anybody else we should
not have minded a bit; we would as soon given him a chuck to Nick as look
at him, and been glad o’ the job, and ground his bones to powder, and
played at football with his skull.”  I said, “Well now, Palmer, if you do
not mind, we will see.”

“If you do,” said Palmer, “and get into any trouble, or into a place out
of which you cannot get back, you must not blame us.”  “Will you do what
you can to help me?” I said.  “Oh yes, we will do what we can for you in
any way.”  “All right,” I said.  I now took out my pocket knife and began
to cut and pull some of the paper and old rags off what now was appearing
to be a door.  The old witches, “hags,” and grey-bearded, bloated, and
thin, wretched-looking men, and swarms, almost, of poor emaciated
children, eagerly closed round me to see what it would end in.  The
stinking fire was stirred up to cause fresh light; and in the meantime I
kept cutting away, which was no light task, for there were many old knots
and rusty nails to be faced.  Some of the poor children cried out, “By
Jove, it is a door!  Wonder where it leads to?”  “All right,” I said,
“wait and we will see.”  And I worked, tugged, and toiled, sometimes in
the midst of breathless silence, and at others in a gipsy noise loud
enough to drown my own voice and noise of my tinkering.  At last the door
seemed to be pretty loose.  Nervousness and fear seemed to creep over me
more than ever as I neared the end.  Questions kept popping up in my
mind, “Where will it lead to?  If it did not lead to an opening and
daylight,” I said to myself more than once, “I am a done man.”  “Lord
help me,” I said, as I put my hand to the door to push it or pull it one
way or the other.  At last I pulled it open.  There was the faintest
light to be seen from somewhere, but I could not tell where.  All the
gipsies came nearer to me, and I said to one of the strongest of them,
“Hold my hand, for I do not know where it will lead to.  It will either
be to my ruin or your happiness.”  “We will hold you,” cried one and all;
“you shan’t fall at any rate.”  “Thank the Lord for this,” I said, and
with much trembling I took the first step, not knowing whether it was to
be downhill or uphill.  In putting my feet out I felt my toe go against
something hard.  I kicked again and again, and found it to be a stone
step.  I then put my foot upon it.  The gipsies were still at my coat
tail.  I then put both feet upon it, and felt at the walls, which seemed
to widen out.  A little more light was manifest, but still I could not
tell where it came from.  I kept groping and feeling my way step after
step.  More light of a yellowish tint, not of the cold moonlight hues,
was now becoming more visible.  The gipsies, especially the children,
began to get eager to see the end of it.  First one and then another of
them said more than once, “The light seems nice; I wonder where it comes
from?”  The old gipsies were, with this light, made to look most
horrible, and slunk back, but the children stuck to me.  A great wide
passage was now manifest; and altogether an uphill work was becoming more
pleasant and cheerful.  The gipsy children seemed to be round me by
hundreds, and for the life of me I could not tell where they came from.
A more miserable lot could not be imagined.  Some of the children cried
out, “Governor, it seems a long way to the top; how far is it?”  Another
twenty steps brought us to the top in full face to the rising sun;
singing birds filling the air with their chanting; lovely flowers and
beautiful mansions, blossoming trees rich with bud, blossom, and
fragrance; groves, parks, and long walks without end.  The deer were
bounding, cattle grazing, and the big lambs were calling out for their
mothers.  In the long winding distance, at the top of a hill, stood a
golden city, whose mansions and palaces were built of large blocks of
precious stones, with an arch spanning over the whole composed of a
succession of rainbows, with rays of glory indescribable, anxiously
forcing their way to add lustre to the scene through the occasional
openings to be seen in the illuminated arch.  My heart was so overjoyed
at having arrived at the top, and seeing vast crowds of little gipsy
children brought out of darkness, I began to sing out lustily, with tears
in my eyes—

    “There’s a land that is fairer than day,
       And by faith we can see it afar.
    For the Father waits over the way,
       To prepare us a dwelling-place there.”

Ami as if by magic, the children sang touchingly the chorus, in which I
joined—

       “In the sweet by and by,
    We shall meet on that beautiful shore;
       In the sweet by and by,
    We shall meet on that beautiful shore.”

The singing of this tune woke me up, and for the life of me I could not
tell where I was, or whether I was in the body or out of it.  This matter
was soon settled by the “boots” knocking at my door, telling me that it
was a quarter-past five o’clock.  I partook of a hasty breakfast, and by
six o’clock, with the musical bells chiming round me, I was among the
gipsies in the fair, some of whom were settling down to their quarters,
others were grumbling, and in not a few instances rows were brewing,
owing to the space allotted to them not being up to their anticipation.
On my way from my lodging to the town I passed a number of most wretched
spectacles drawn by donkeys and ponies, fit for the knacker’s yard.

Upon a tumble-down donkey-cart covered over with sticks and old sheeting,
drawn by a donkey dressed in harness not worth sixpence, which was tied
together with string and pieces of rope, there were women and six poor
half-dressed, half-starved, dirty, ragged children.  The sight was most
pitiable.  The little dirty faces, with matted hair, peering through an
opening in the rotten calico canvas, reminded me of a nest of young
rabbits, rather than human beings with immortal souls, endowed with
reason, thought, and intellect, and in the image of God, peeping out of
their hole among the dead grass.  Oh! what a contrast, I thought, to the
architectural grandeur and beauty of the mansions on either hand as they
passed through the streets.  Why and wherefore is the cause?  But I must
not stop now to inquire.  This problem I must work out later on.

The toll clerk with an amount of tact managed to squeeze the two hundred
and twenty vans and shows into the square, keeping fairly the worst kinds
in the background, and the best-looking with their faces towards
“Lunnun.”  “I have,” said the clerk, “much to do to get them all placed.
After I have done all I can, I cannot keep them from rows and quarrels.
Sometimes it is worse than what you see now.  There are many more vans
than there are in the fair this morning.”  I said to him, “How many do
you think there are here this morning?”  “Well, sir, there are
considerably over two hundred.  I counted early yesterday afternoon in
one string between here and Somers Town, a hundred and seventy-two vans,
and others have been coming since.”  At this juncture he spied a gipsy
with his van and establishment taking up their abode in the churchyard
under the tall trees.  He said, “I must be off to stop them.”  I followed
him to see how the bronzed old gipsy would take to his veto.  Fortunately
he took to the dismissal with good grace, and more than once said, “Thank
you, my good gentleman.”  This is one of the characteristics of the old
romantic gipsies, when they want anything by favour; seeing that it is
not in their power to get it either by craft or bounce, they can ask with
much grace, and in this way they often succeed.  After the toll clerk was
gone I had a chat with the gipsy—who, to his credit, had good cattle
between the shafts of his vans.  He said that he had at home—but did not
say where his home was—eleven grey horses, out of his stock of thirteen.
I took his statement with a pinch of salt, and moved off, leaving him to
mumble over a joke I left behind, while he changed his quarters.

Not far from this scene there stood at a van door a tall, bony,
dirty-looking man, in an almost nude state, and a lot of dirty, ragged
children, and the “old woman” washing, hard and fast, some dirty linen in
a tin bucket.  It struck me that in this case, as with others, dispatch
was the soul of business, and I loitered about to see what “shifts” this
gipsy family would adopt.  Scrub, rub, and a dash into the hot water went
the dirty linen.  After two or three good rubs and tussels with the linen
in the bucket, she pulled it out and wrung it as if she was “screwing its
neck off.”  When this was over she gave it a good shake, and handed it to
her “old man” without drying.  The “old man” retired for a few minutes,
and then he appeared with a dirty white shirt on his back, sticking more
closely to his body than would have been agreeable to most people.
Fortunately the warm sun was shining, and by exposing it to the sun’s
rays during his pacing backwards and forwards in the square for an hour,
he presented a better spectacle.  At night upon the stage, with his
painted face and coloured pantaloons, his grimy, smoke-coloured shirt
passed off fairly well.  I could see that the poor children, who stood
round the door with matted hair, were to have the same measure dealt out
to them that was dealt out to the “old man.”  I am not at all surprised
to find that diseases of various kinds should be creeping among our
present-day gipsies, the bulk of whom wash and dry their linen on their
limbs and bodies as above.  Among the old gipsies rheumatic diseases were
not known, but it is not so now; and it cannot be wondered at when we
take into account that men, women, and children cause their bodies to do
in wet weather what the “clothes horse” should do, and in fine weather
what the “clothes line” should do.  Such is “gipsy life” in this
nineteenth century, in this our enlightened England.

One of the horses belonging to one of the gipsy vans had had nearly
enough of it; and for the life of him the gipsy could not get the poor
old horse to stir a peg, except to kick, and this it could do as well, if
not better, than a “four-year-old.”  I expected every minute to see the
van over on its side, and the woman and children sprawling in the road.
Fortunately, a few fellow-gipsy brothers put their shoulders to the
wheel, and wheeled it off to right quarters.

In other vans “rock” and “toffy” making was going on with vengeance.
I’ll take one case to show the kind of process carried out, and what
town’s children and others have to swallow during feasts, mops, and fair
time.

Surrounded by several vans and carts there was a fire in an old bucket,
round which stood men, women, and a lot of poor little gipsy roadside
Arabs.  Presently into the pot over the fire—a large old kettle—a gipsy
woman puts a lot of the commonest dirty-looking sugar, and some butter,
or “butterine,” and when it has begun to boil, one of the children stirs
it with a dirty stick for a time.  After the boiling process is over, it
is taken out and handed to the man or woman, as the case may be, to be
“pulled” or twisted into the long walking-stick shape you see on some of
the low, dirty gingerbread stalls attending fairs.  A light-coloured
“rock,” or “toffy,” is made by adding lighter-coloured sugar and flour.

The light-coloured “rock” and the dark-coloured “rock” are then mixed and
twisted together, forming what is called the “scrodled rock.”  The mixing
process gives the hands of the mixers a clean appearance inside,
contrasting strongly with the back of the hands, which at times, with
this class of folks, resemble very much in colour the backs of tortoises
or toads.  George Herbert, in the “Fuller Worthies” Library, might almost
have seen and tasted some such like, when he wrote—

                 “A sweetmeat of hell’s table, not of earth.”

A few yards from this manufacturing process there were man, woman, and
two little children “as clean as pinks,” and a boy, who was scrubbing
himself, head and shoulders, down to the waist, till he was “all of a
white lather.”  This case, and the few others I saw of a similar nature,
were the “new comers on the road.”  I expect to hear of their rising as a
cow’s tail grows.

A laughable incident occurred while I was standing by watching the boy
scrub at his head as if he meant to fetch the hair up by “the roots.”
From beneath one of the vans a big black dog sallied forth down the fair
with a piece of white paper in its mouth, carefully wrapped up, and much
resembling a parcel of sandwiches.  No sooner was the dog in the fair
than some of the gipsies were after it, crying out, “Stop it!  Stop it!”
At first the dog would not listen; ultimately it stopped.  The gipsies
came up to the frightened animal.  Everybody expected the dog had run
away with something valuable in the shape of eatables, if nothing else.
One big gipsy cried out to the dog, “Down with it!  Down with it!”  The
dog did as it was told.  This was no sooner done than the gipsy picked up
the paper, and began to carefully unwrap it, when, to the horror of the
gipsy and a few others who had taken part in the chase, and roars of
laughter of onlookers, it turned out to be a paper containing a few
bloaters’ heads and other unpalatable trifles.  The parcel was dropped
much quicker than it was picked up.  Another laugh burst forth.  The
huntsmen pinched their noses and slunk away.  One said, “I thought he had
got somebody’s grub.”

I now came upon Mr. Bachelor Nabob Brown, a chimney-sweeping gipsy—and a
most curious stick he was—in charge of a weighing machine and a few other
trifles.  He was just turning out of his bed, which had been in his cart,
covered with a yellow sheet.  Nine o’clock was the time he had promised
overnight to be ready for a stroll.  He got up, gave himself a rub, yawn,
and a stretch, and set to work lighting his fire in the usual gipsying
drawing-room fireplace among the other gipsies.  Of course washing was
out of the question.  He boiled his water, stewed his tea, frizzled his
bloater, and then set to work upon his breakfast with a strong smell of
paraffin oil pervading the whole of the contents of his “larder.”  Nabob
Brown combed his hair with his fingers, threw on his patched and ragged
old pilot Chesterfield, and off we started for a tramp to the outskirts
of Oxford.  We had not gone far before he began to apologize for not
being dressed as a gentleman, and said, “You don’t mind, sir, do you, at
me walking along with you in this cut and figure?”  I said, “Oh no, I do
not mind in the least.  Very few know me personally in Oxford, but it
would make no difference to me if they did.  If it would help on the
cause of the gipsy children, I would as soon have my dinner with a gipsy
as with a prince.”  “All right, my friend,” said Mr. Nabob Brown; “I’m
glad to hear you say that.  I know who I am talking to.”  In going along
I said to Nabob, “I should like to know a little about your family.”
“All right,” he said; “that’s just what I wanted.  Let me tell you, sir,
that the ‘Browns’ are amongst the best families in the land.  In our
family are dukes, lords, M.P.’s, and squires without end, and never a one
has done anything wrong.  They are all high-class and first-rate folks.
In everything that is good a ‘Brown’ starts it.  I feel proud that my
name is ‘Brown.’”  I said, “I thought Smith was not a bad name.”  “They
are nothing like the ‘Browns,’” said Nabob.  “Smiths stand second, Browns
stand first.  I shall come in for a fortune one of these days before
long, and I shall not forget you.  Will you give me your address?”  I
said, “Yes, with pleasure; I shall be glad to have the prospect of a
fortune again for my children’s sake.”  “All right, give me your card.”
I handed him my card, and the poor “cracked” fellow wrapped it up and put
it into his pocket.

Mr. Nabob Brown stopped, rubbed and scratched in the street, and
commenced again as follows:

“I am one of fifteen children, and the only one living, thank God.  My
father was George Brown, who served thirty-five years in the Fifty-second
Light Infantry.  He was present at the battles of Waterloo, Salamanca,
and Badajoz; after which he was pensioned off.  He spent three years in
Chelsea Hospital, and was then taken to the soldiers’ madhouse at
Norwich, and there he died.  People say that I am getting like him, but
they are fools and don’t know what they are talking about.  I’m as
sensible as any man in the country—don’t you think so?”  I told him I did
“not like answering questions of that kind without longer experience.”
“My father was of a drunken family, and it was in one of his drunken fits
when he tumbled me downstairs and put out one of the joints of my
backbone.”  We now came to a dead stand opposite one of the colleges and
near to some large houses.  People big and little, gentle and simple,
were passing to and fro.  He now turned his back towards me and bent his
bead low to the wall.  He then turned up the tail ends of his old coat,
exhibiting his under ragged garments, and took hold of my hand and poked
my finger into a small dent in the slight bend upon his back.  Of course
I consented.  He next took off his old hat and poked my finger into a
hole upon his head.  All the time his tongue was going at the rate of
“nineteen to the dozen.”  Mr. Nabob’s arms began to swing backwards and
forwards, and he shouted out, “I live by excitement; without it I should
die.”  Children began to stare and gather round us, but before doing so I
said, “I suppose you cannot stand drink?”  “Oh dear no! I have been
teetotal these twenty-five years, on and off, and am religions in my
heart, but I doesn’t always show it.  I goes to church sometimes.  I’m a
Church of England man; but then you know, sir, we in our profession
cannot do without telling lies sometimes.  I’m giving up all bad things,
women and everything else.  If it was not for being religious at my heart
I should have been dead long ago.”  He now began to “dance and caper
about the road.”  Fortunately we were close to the grounds round Christ
Church College, and very few saw his megrims.

We had now arrived opposite a small conservatory with some beautiful
flowers in view.  The pretty flowers sent Mr. Bachelor Nabob Brown off at
a tangent.  “Oh!” said Mr. Brown, “I love flowers.  It is delightful to
be among flowers.  I could die among flowers.  I’m a first-rate
gardener.”  The names he gave to some of the commoner sorts of flowers he
saw were anything but Latin or English.  The small rivulet, green
meadows, tall trees, pleasant walks, with the burning sun shining
overhead, seemed to have excited Mr. Nabob’s dormant artistic qualities,
and he commenced to give me specimens of his musical abilities.  After he
had done he said, “I never had any regular training, or I should have
been one of the ‘stars;’ as it is I can play the fiddle, concertina,
piano—in fact, I should not be stuck fast at anything.  I consider myself
to be a regular musician, and no mistake.  Oh, my back and my head, sir.
Let us sit down for a chat under one of these trees.”  “All right,” I
said, “I am quite ready.”  Several gentlemen and ladies paced backwards
and forwards, no doubt wondering who we were or what our movements meant.
Maybe, for aught I know, that some of them thought that we had dynamite
designs upon Christ Church College; or that we were “two poor wandering
lunatics.”  Mr. Nabob Brown next poured forth his other
qualifications—adaptability and practice in photography, jewelling,
shop-keeping, selling tobacco, sweets, and fruits.  His recital of these
things brought him upon his feet again; and he shouted out with his arm
aloft, “Would you believe me, sir?  I lost over a hundred pounds in
‘dissolving views.’”  I told him jokingly that I was not surprised at it.
“There were so many wicked men in the world who have not brains and force
of character sufficient to carry them through the difficulties of life,
and therefore their only course was to get upon somebody’s back and allow
themselves to be carried to a safe place.  I have seen many men of this
class in my time.”  “Right you are, sir.  That is just how I have been
served through life.  I have not only had my brains run away with, but my
coat off my back; aye, and one time a big black dog ran away with a piece
of my leg.  Oh! oh!” shouted Brown, with a twinged face, “gipsies are
terrible devils.  We are a bad lot, but I don’t like to tell everybody,
nor do I like to say all I know, or they would be down upon me at the
next fair, and I should have no peace in my life; I might as well be
hung.  Give it the policemen; I don’t like them chaps, they are no good
to anybody.  Blow me!” Nabob cried out as we came to a sudden stop on the
road, “I left my old umbrella in my cart when we started, and I’ll bet a
farthing it will be gone when we get back; let’s be off.”  So we began to
trot off together, leaving the austere, grim walls of Christ’s College to
stand the rude and rugged storms of centuries from without, and the
assaults of dogmas, creeds, divinity, law, philosophy, moral force, and
logic from within.  On our way he told me of the tricks practised by the
stall-keeping gamblers upon their wheels of fortune, and the hoodwinking
process the policemen undergo at fair times.

We had now arrived at the post office, and Brown said, “Just one word
before we part,” and I chimed in, “Perhaps never to see each other
again.”  “I say, sir, I quite agree with you that all our travelling
children should receive a free education as you propose, and the
publicans should be made to pay for it.  Good-bye, sir, and God bless
you,” and away he popped out of sight into the post office, and I
sauntered into the fair.

In charge of a gambling cocoa-nut concern I noticed a gipsy named I—,
with his hand tied up, which he said was brought about by
blood-poisoning.  In the van were two brothers and one sister.  Connected
with this family there were seventeen brothers and sisters, together with
father and mother, making a total of nineteen human beings.  And only one
out of the whole could read and write, and this one, to his everlasting
credit, had early in life given up gipsying and put himself out as an
apprentice to engineering, and during his apprenticeship he had, unaided
by any teacher except his workmates, taught himself to read and write.
All honour to such men, be they gipsies, canal boatmen, or brickmakers.
As I noticed his good brother, who had run over to the fair for a day to
assist his lame brother and their sister, I could not help seeing the
vast contrast between the two men.  Self-help and education had raised
one from a gipsy tramp to the position of an engineer at a salary of
thirty-five shillings per week, with his nights to himself.

I next turned again to my friend George Smith, the gipsy, who, with his
wife and six children, were attending to their cocoa-nut concern.  George
Smith was just having his lunch, to which he invited me.  Of course I
joined him, notwithstanding the crush of the fair.  Smith did not know of
more than one gipsy among all their relations who could read and write.

Early in the morning I paid a visit to one of the vans, and there saw a
woman and her six little girls, and one little boy about three years old,
in a most wretched, dirty condition.  They were thin, and some of their
young faces looked prematurely old.  She knew me, and the poor slave of a
mother seemed ashamed of their condition.  I gave them a lot of pictures,
cards, &c., and left them to make their way.  It was heartrending to see
the poor pretty children scan the pictures, anxious to know what they
were about, but unable to tell a letter.  Despair seemed to come over
their faces, as they turned them over and over and from side to side.
Later on in the afternoon I again paid a visit to them.  Of course in the
morning I was behind the scenes; but in the afternoon more phases
appeared; they were in “public.”  In the van was wretchedness and misery,
and all the other evils attending such a course of life; but on the
“boards” they were fairies, dressed in lively pretty colours, dancing,
skipping, and riding about, not from love, but from pressure and force.
You could see as the six pretty children danced about that their smiles
were forced.  I saw them about six months since, and I now noticed a
marked haggard change in their features.  The husband had the “light end
of the stick.”  He fared well, and did well, and worked but little.  I
could hear the chaps round me say of the mother, as she moved to and fro
upon the platform, or outdoor stage, and whose fanciful dresses were none
too long, that it was her “legs” that drew the crowds round their
establishment.  Others said she was “well limbed.”  She certainly was
more presentable in the evening than in the morning.  In my opinion it
was the little girls who were the mainstay of the concern.

I could not help noticing the vast number of clergymen moving about.  The
prettily dressed, and not bad-looking woman had charms for some of
them—old and young.  She had a good head of black hair, as most gipsies
have.  Probably her witching eyes and tresses tickled the fancies of the
clerical onlookers.  One grave-looking clergyman walked up the fair very
sedately, not seeming to notice such nonsense, but I could see him
glancing out of the corner of his eye at the woman and her children as
they danced about.  It may be that he was there for the same purpose as I
was, viz., to see both sides of gipsying, the evil and the good.  If such
was the case, I am sure that he found it like the Irishman found his
wife, nearly “all bad and no good.”

In the fair, and with smiling looks, pleasant tongue, and busy hand, was
Mr. Wheelhouse, the Oxford city missionary, trying to sell his heavenly
books.  A few came and looked, and turned away, notwithstanding the low
prices at which he offered his soul-saving wares.  Trash! bosh!  Dash and
a splash into the Oxford English gipsying was what the crowd wanted, and
some of them had it to their heart’s content, with shadows of the
morrow’s sorrows hanging over them as they dived deep into sin.
Occasionally the missionary would have a customer, which caused him to
smile like a full-blown rose.

The good old man, as he gave me a parting grip, said, “God bless you in
your noble work.  I’ve long wanted to see you.  God bless you, good-bye,”
and he gave me an extra squeeze, and I then jostled into the crowd.

I noticed three or four of the most respectable gipsy-looking men
soliciting subscriptions.  It could not be for taxes, I thought, for
gipsies never pay taxes—at least those who do not hawk and don’t live in
houses.  I inquired what their loss was, and I was told that a young
woman, one of the mainstays of one of the establishments in the fair, had
been burnt to death the previous week in one of the vans.  The organ,
van, and contents had gone to the winds, and the poor woman’s charred
black remains consigned to the cold, cold sod, and tears and black crape
left to tell the tale.  How she came to her untimely end was not fairly
cleared up at the inquest.  When the great book is opened it will be made
clear.  I gave them some silver, and when they asked in what name it was
to be entered, of course I told them, and they opened their eyes with
wondrous curiosity and amazement.  I shook hands with them, and for some
minutes I was lost in the crowd.  I suppose they had been told by wicked
outsiders that I had nothing but hard words for the gipsies and
travellers.

A big, idle, hulking-looking fellow of a gipsy now “boned” me.  He wanted
me to lend him a shilling—as he said—for his wife and children.  I
tackled him.  I asked him what he was doing in the fair.  He said he was
a collier out of work.  I asked him to let me look at his hands.  After
shuffling about a little he let me look at his hands.  I could see
plainly that he was not a collier.  I said, “You have not had a
‘coal-pick’ in your hands to work with it in your life.”  At this he
seemed to get into a rage.  I said, “The marks you show me have been done
upon the ‘wheel of fortune’ in the ‘stone jug.’”  This he did not deny.
When I asked him about the prices colliers have per ton for getting coal
he was nonplussed.  I said, “Now, before I give you anything, I want to
see your wife and four children,” and away we started to find them, on
their way to Banbury.  I turned back; but still the fellow was boring me
to lend him a shilling, and he vowed and vowed that he would repay me the
amount.  At this juncture he bolted into a stationer’s shop for a piece
of paper, upon which he wanted me to write my address, so that he might
send me the shilling back.  I followed him into the shop, and quite a
scene ensued.  The gipsy tramp could neither beg a piece nor buy it.  At
last, after ten minutes’ wrangling over a piece of paper, the shopman
gave him an old envelope, and we came out of the shop.  Nothing would
serve his purpose but that I was to write my address.  So to please, and
to get rid of the ignorant, idle, dirty scamp, I wrote upon the recently
begged old envelope, “Jupiter Terrace, Moonlight Street, Starland.”  The
fellow wrapped it up very carefully, and put it into his pocket, and I
then gave him sixpence and left him, telling him that he was to send the
amount in postage stamps, as I could not get post-office orders cashed at
the address I had given him.  I expect the sixpence and the gipsy tramp
are on the wing still.

In the fair there were over fifteen gambling tables—_i.e._ tables upon
which there were all kinds of gipsy nick-nacks and fairy trifles, some of
which were sold and others gambled for.  On the table there was a large
painted wheel, something like a clock-face or compass, with a swinging
finger or hand.  Round the outer edge of the wheel stood a lot of things,
chiefly ornamental children’s toys in fern cases, fancy boxes, and other
ornaments.  Those who wanted to “try their luck” had to put down a penny
opposite the thing they fancied.  When several had done this, and the
pennies were studded about the wheel, then swing went the finger round
and round till it stopped—seldom where the pennies were.  The finger
seemed to either just go past the mark or to stop short of it.  All
blanks and no prizes seemed to be the order of the day.  I saw one lady
dressed in silk, with a lot of young women, girls, and boys round her,
gamble several shillings away on the “wheel of fortune.”  It was a most
pitiable sight to see the vast numbers of well-dressed young persons and
children receiving their first lessons in gambling, in the shadows of
churches and colleges.  I was told, by those who knew, that the “wheels
of fortune” and “shows” made more money than all the other things in the
fair put together.  It was a sunny fair for the gambling stall-keepers,
but not for the patron saint under whose auspices it was held.  I rather
fancy the saints of bygone days, to whom the colleges and churches were
dedicated, would look down upon the assembly with abashed countenances at
the work of sin going on under the shadow of the Oxford sacred precincts,
and, it would seem, had retired in favour of Discordia, Momus, Mars, et
Pluto.  The big and little gamblers could win when the proprietors
thought well to allow the smiles of fortune to descend upon them.
Fortune’s smiles consisted in the pressing of the stall-keeper’s thigh
against a stud, that operated underneath the top of the table against the
swivel upon which the finger or hand was placed, and he could stop it
whenever he liked.  After many blanks he would let one of his fools
occasionally win, just to encourage others.

I was put up to this move by one of the gipsies, but with strict
injunctions that I was not to let the “cat”—_i.e._, my informant—“out of
the bag.”  When I told my friend the gipsy that gambling of this kind was
against the law, “Yes,” he said, “and the ‘bobbies’ are down upon us in
some places for it; and they would no doubt have been so here, but they
have been ‘squared.’”  When he talked about “squaring,” I thought I would
“try” him and “prove” him, but found him to be blank.  I found out that
this “squaring” process consisted in blinding the policemen with
“silver-dust.”  The fact is this kind of gambling is growing to an
alarming extent in the country under the policemen’s noses, and this they
know right well, and take no steps to stop it.  Of course the Oxford
police as a body of men could not be held accountable for the dereliction
of duty by a few of them.  As a whole they are a fine lot of village
soldiers.

I next turned my step towards one of the shows.  There was upon the
platform, or stage, a sharp little fiery woman beating the drum—which
sounded like a kitchen table—and bawling out till she was hoarse, “Now,
ladies and gentlemen, if you want to see the best show in the fair, now
is your time; they are just going to begin.  Come up quick, and take your
places,” and she banged again at the old drum as if she was going to
knock the bottom out.  Beside the sharp, ready-tongued woman stood
“Boscoe,” dressed, daubed, and painted like a Red Indian, whose rough
visage and broken nose had the appearance of having been in many a
“fisticuffing” encounter.  Although he was daubed over, I recognized him
as one with whom I had had a long chat on Sunday afternoon, and who
pleasantly received some of my books for his children.  Boscoe noticed me
in the crowd, and gave me a few of his sly winks while the megrims were
going on.  Close to “Boscoe” stood a tall, wretched, half-starved,
red-faced looking man, the picture of a beer-barrel in his face, with
red-herring tendencies from the shoulders downwards.  On the ground there
were his wretched, lantern-jawed wife and their six ragged children.
Their home was a donkey cart covered over with rags, and a bed of rags
was what those eight human beings had to lie upon, and I could have said
with Burns—

                “Oh, drooping wretch, oppressed with misery!”

and as she stood cowering and trembling I could have said with Crashaw,
“Oh, woman!—

    “‘Upwards thou dost weep;
    Heaven’s bosom drinks the gentle stream.’”

I should like to have whispered in her ear, “Weep on, poor woman, weep
on.  Weep on, poor children, weep on.  Your tears will bring down the
mighty arm of the Great Living Father, which shall deliver you from this
wretched tramping life of misery and degradation.  Look up! look up!  His
hand draweth nigh.  The Friend of the children hears the children’s
cries, and woe be to the nation or people who step in to prevent the
gipsy children receiving the embraces of a loving heavenly Father.”

After the performance “Boscoe” came off the stage and invited me to go
into the “show,” which invitation I accepted, and was led in by the side
door.  I witnessed “Boscoe’s” tricks, such as eating fire, making leaden
bullets, putting a red-hot poker down his throat, and drawing a red-hot
bar across his tongue, and the bending of red-hot iron bars with his
feet.  “There are dodges in every trade, except rag-gathering,” said the
old rag-woman the other day, as she sat by the side of the brook, wetting
her rags before she sold them.  The acrobat performances of a poor boy
about twelve were cruel in the extreme.  After one of his movements I
could see that the poor thin-faced lad was suffering intense pain by his
twinging and limpy walk.  This poor specimen of humanity could not read
or write a sentence.  To bend, twist, twirl, and contort the limbs and
bones of a poor child to bring smiles upon the faces of fools—for they
are no better who witness such exhibitions—is hellish, and money gotten
in this way provides those engaged in it with “workhouse” and “spittles”
uniform.  Other performances, such as a pony telling fortunes, &c.,
brought the entertainment to a close.  On coming away old “Boscoe” came
off the stage to shake hands with me among the crowd, which circumstance
seemed to puzzle some of the bystanders.

I had a turn round with the gingerbread and toy stall-keepers, and I was
not long among them before I found out two old “backsliders,” one of whom
was from Northampton, and until two years ago was a “member of a class.”
Now, with her son, she was tramping the country, and attending fairs and
races in the daytime, and sleeping under their stall at night!  A chat
with her about old times, and the “blessed seasons” she once had, and the
peace of mind she once enjoyed, brought scalding tears to her eyes, as
copiously as if I had been talking to her of the death of a darling
rosy-checked, curly-headed little boy, whose little wax taper flickered
out as its soul was being wafted to Paradise in the midst of a convoy of
angels.  The good woman with quivering lips said, “Do you remember giving
me, sir, at Long Buckby, a little book and a picture card?”  I said,
“Yes.”  “Well, I sent them to my son, who is a soldier in South Africa,
and they pleased him very much.”  I could see that I could press the
subject a little nearer home, and I said to her, “How do you get on with
this kind of life?  How do you manage to say your prayers at night?”
“Well,” she said, “this kind of life is not the right thing, and I am not
what I ought to be; but somehow or other I say my prayers at night, and
feel safer after it.  I hope to give up travelling and settle down
again.”  While moistened sorrow was reddening her eyes, I said in
substance if not in words—

    “’Tis a star about to drop
    From thine eye, its sphere;
    The sun will stoop to take it up.”

With a deep, deep-drawn sigh she bade me good-night several times over,
and the curtain dropped.

I now came upon a man and woman sitting at a weighing machine.  (I might
state that I was weighed at two different weighing machines in the fair.
Nabob Brown’s machine put me down at eleven stone ten pounds, and F—’s
machine showed that I weighed twelve stone and eleven pounds.)  Both
looked above the ordinary kind of gipsies.  The clean, good-looking woman
was nursing a baby, and trying the weight of “ladies and gentlemen,” and
the man was “ringing” his cheap fashionable sticks off to those who would
try “three throws a penny.”

This couple, I soon found out, were Primitive Methodist “backsliders.”
Their names were F— although they were known among the travellers as W—.
His father was one of the oldest local preachers in the Brinklow
district.  He had worked hard in the cause of the Great Master, and had
succeeded in raising a “Band of Hope,” two hundred members strong, in one
of the London districts; but in the fulness of his heart, and in what
turned out to be an evil moment for him, he admitted another “brother” as
a co-secretary, who, instead of helping my friend the gipsy in the good
work, supplanted him, and “collared” the tea-cake, at which the committee
winked.  This worked up the tender feelings of my gipsy friend to such a
pitch that he withdrew from the society he had raised, and took the
downhill turning, and in this course both he and his wife are, at the
time of writing this, gipsying the country.  Richard Crashaw says—

    “These are the knotty riddles
          Whose dark doubts
    Entangle his lost thoughts
          Fast getting out.”

I asked my friend F— a few questions about the gipsies he had been mixed
up with.  Among other questions was the following.  “Now, Mr. F—, how
many gipsies and travellers have you known, during your travels, to
attend a place of worship on Sundays?”  “Well, sir,” said Mr. F—, “you
ask me a straightforward question and I will give you a straightforward
answer.  I do not remember ever having seen one.”  I said, “This state of
things is truly awful.”  “Yes,” he said; “it is no more awful than true.
I’m getting tired of it, and I think I shall settle down this next
winter.”

A long conversation with them both brought out tears, downcast looks, and
sighs, which contrasted somewhat strangely with the yelling “fools,”
“clowns,” and simpletons in the fair.  I gave them and their children
some books, pictures, &c., and they in return gave me a walking stick as
a “keepsake,” which I shall preserve; and after shaking hands several
times over, I toddled off into the fair, to wander among the vans with my
“keepsake” stick in my hand, gently tapping the gipsy children as they
turned up their smiling faces.

It was now about eleven o’clock, the buzz and din of fools, wise men and
simple, was getting gradually less.  The echo was getting fainter and
fainter.  The crowd was thinning.  Policemen seemed to be numerous; the
gipsies dogs were sneaking from under the vans, and prowling after bones
and thrown-out trifles.  The swearing of drunken gipsies was heard more
distinctly than ever.  The gipsy women—some of whom had “had a little too
much”—were loud in their oaths and hard words.  In many instances blows
threatened to be the outcome.  Children were screaming, and big sons and
daughters were quarrelling.

Half-past eleven arrived, and the inmates of the two hundred and twenty
vans and shows, numbering about a thousand men, women, and children, were
bedding themselves down in their, in many instances, wretched abodes.  As
I wandered among them at midnight hour I felt a cold chill of horror
creeping over me, and nightly dewdrops of sorrow forcing their way down
my face.  To witness the sight I saw was enough to cause the blood to
freeze in any man’s veins.  One of the most hellish sights upon earth is
a dirty, drunken, swearing woman putting her children to bed upon rags
undressed and unwashed, and with a flickering candle dying in the socket.
Fathers and mothers, sons and daughters all lying mixed together,
numbering on an average four, six, eight, ten, and twelve men, women, and
children, of all ages and sizes, in the space of a covered waggon, is
what ought never to be allowed in any civilized country, much less
Christian England, which spends millions in trying to convert the Indian,
civilize the savage, transform the Chinaman, Christianize the African,
and in preparing the world for the millennium which is to follow the
redeeming efforts of Christ’s followers.  Oh! haste happy day, when
John’s vision shall dawn upon us with all its never-ending transcendent
splendour, tenderness, and heavenly reality. {161}

“And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no
more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more
pain, for the former things are passed away.”

Not half a dozen of this thousand human beings would be offering up an
evening prayer other than that of hell.  The backsliding woman from
Northampton and her son had crept for the night under their stall.  Of
course she had said her prayers, as she had told me, according to her
wont, by the side of their stall, or may be after she had drawn their
tent covering round them for the night; at any rate I left them to have
one other peep at my friends the gipsies F— before wending my way to my
lodgings.  On arriving at the van I saw a flickering light in the
windows.  The top window was nearly shut.  The woman had had _a little
too much_, but not sufficient to drive her wild or out of her senses.
The husband had been “cross” with her.  They had finished their midnight
meal.  The poor little children were almost “dead sleepy,” and for a
minute or two all was quiet, and then I heard the backsliding mother
teaching the poor sleepy children as they knelt down in the van to
repeat,

    “Jesus, tender Shepherd, hear me,
       Bless Thy little lamb to-night,
    Through the darkness be Thou near me,
       Keep me safe till morning light.

    “Let my sins be all forgiven.
       Bless the friends I love so well,
    Take me when I die to heaven,
       Happy there with Thee to dwell.
                For Jesus Christ’s sake.  Amen.”

They now fastened their van top door down and bade me good-night.  Their
dog had snoozled under their home on wheels.  Fogs and chills were
creeping round.  The policeman’s tramp was to be heard, and with
death-like silence reigning I crept between the cold sheets to toss and
tumble about till the bright morning sun appeared, to fasten upon my
heart the sights of the previous day at the Oxford St. Giles’s fair, not
to be removed till eternity dawns upon my soul with heaven in full view.
To, as Marianne Farningham says in _The Christian World_—

    “A land where noises of the earth
       For evermore shall cease,
    Where the weary ones are resting
       In the calm of perfect peace.”




Rambles Among the Gipsies at Hinckley Fair.


HINCKLEY September fair has for many long years been regarded as one of
the greatest “screw” fairs in England, and as a place where many gipsies
annually gather together to follow their usual and profitable occupation
of horse-dealing.  At this fair they buy all the good-looking “screws”
they can put their hands upon, and palm and physic them off, temporarily,
as sound horses.  They both, as one told me, “make their market” and
“make hay while the sun shines” at this fair.  A thorough old “screw”
knows as if by instinct the scent of gipsy pantaloons; and by some means,
known only to a few, the horses find their way back into gipsy hands
again.

With these facts before me, I was prompted to pay the gipsies a visit at
their Eldorado.  The morning was like a spring morning.  The sun shone
cheerfully, lovely, and warmingly, and was fast drying up the mud.  On my
way to the station some slovenly waggoner had left some thorns in the
way, which I threw over the fence and passed on.  I had not gone far
before I found, on a rising hill, a large piece of granite in the centre
of the road, which some idle and careless Johnny had left behind him.  I
rolled it out of the way and sped along.  On the top of the hill a coal
higgler had left a large lump of coal in the way—or it had jolted off
while he was asleep, or akin to it.  This I deposited among the thistles
and nettles in the ditch, where it remained for some weeks.  While I was
clearing these little troublesome and somewhat dangerous things out of
the way, the skylark was singing cheeringly and sweetly overhead as of
spring-time.  My gipsy friends would say that these were forebodings and
prognostications, ruled by the planets, which indicated joys and
troubles, pleasure or sorrows for the travellers, according to the amount
of silver and gold there was floating about within their reach.  How I
was guided by the Creator and the planets, and with what success I
pursued my course, will be seen before I have done rambling.

At the station a poor woman was in a difficulty.  She had promised to
have tea with her long-absent daughter, at the “feast” at four o’clock
the same day; but, unfortunately, the train would not take her to the
“feast.”  Notwithstanding the remonstrances of the porters, the good
woman got into the train and said, “I shall go,” and she sped her way,
but not to the “feast.”

A mother’s love sees no difficulties and fears no dangers, and will draw
more tears from the human fountain than any other force on this side
heaven.

At Nuneaton there was the usual long time to wait; after which I duly
arrived at the “screw fair.”

At the entrance there was gipsy — and his wife—with their six lost little
children, and the probability of a seventh being soon added—setting up
their stall.

As I neared them, the poor woman met me and said, “I don’t know what to
do; I ought not to be here in this market-place like this.  I am liable
to be down at any minute, and I don’t know one in the place.  I wish our
Jim had settled down last spring.  It is a hard lot to be a gipsy’s
wife,” and she began to cry.  “Nobody knows what I have had to put up
with since I took to travelling.  Why, bless you, dear sir, it would make
your heart ache if I were to tell you a tenth part of what myself and the
children have gone through.  Between Hilmorton and Ashby St. Ledgers will
never be forgotten by me.  It was a cold night, at the back end of the
year; rain came down in torrents.  We had only an uncovered cart for all
of us to sleep in down one of the lanes.  The children crouched under the
cart upon the ground like dogs.  Our Jim, myself, and three of the
children slept, or lay down, in the body of the cart with our dripping
clothes on us.  We drew an old torn woollen rug over us, and did the best
we could, shivering and shaking till morning.  The children cried, and
were half starved to death.  I cannot tell you, if I went down upon my
knees, of a twentieth part of our sufferings and hardships on that night,
and hundreds of other nights besides.  I had a black eye, and was black
and blue on many parts of my body.  Our Jim was very cruel at that time;
but he has not been so bad lately.”  Her husband, Jim, is about three
parts a gipsy, or between a _posh_ and a Romany chal.  He has six
children by his first wife, living with their grandmother near Epping
Forest, who are left to gipsy and take care of themselves.  I don’t think
that he would be a bad sort of a man if it were not for “drink” and gipsy
companies.  The only one who can read in this family is the poor woman,
and that is only very little.  With tears in her eyes she said, “I often
read the little books you gave me, to our Jim at bedtime, till he cries,
sometimes like a baby.  My heart is at times ready to break when I see
how our children are being brought up.”  Business was beginning to look
up with them, and I made myself scarce for a time.  Such sad,
heartrending instances of gipsy neglect, depravity, poverty, and
wretchedness would be impossible if our Government would carry out my
plans for reclaiming them, and Christians and philanthropists would do
their duty towards drawing them into the arms of the State and the fold
of God.

I had not gone far before a terrible row was echoing in the air from a
stall lower down the market, between two gipsy women and a “potato
master.”  The gipsy women said the potato master had promised them three
roasted potatoes for a halfpenny, and he had only given them two.  A
fight, hair-pulling, and bloodshed seemed to be in a fair way for being
the outcome of this trumpery dispute, and would have taken place if the
policeman had not put in an appearance.  As it was the fracas ended, for
the present, in nothing worse than threats of vengeance, oaths and curses
being poured upon the head of the potato seller without stint or measure.

I now turned into the horse fair, and had scarcely got many yards before
I found myself roughly jostled in the midst of a gipsy row over a dog.
The gipsy horse-dealer had a lurcher dog with him, which was owned by a
collier.  The collier said his dog had been stolen by some gipsies about
two months ago.  High words, carrying mischief and blows, were flying
about thick and fast, and bade fair to end in bloodshed and the pulling
of the dog limb from limb.  The dog preferred his old master to the
gipsy.  This the gipsy saw, and at the approach of the police the pair
withdrew to a public-house to “square” matters.  In the end the collier
came out with his dog, which he said “had won more handicaps than any dog
in the county,” and off he started home, with a smile instead of blood
and bruises upon his face, and the dog wagging its tail with delight at
his heels, much to the chagrin and discomfiture of the gipsy.

While I was among gipsy horse-dealers I made the best use of my eyes for
a little time, and one of the first dodges of the gipsies was to hire a
country Johnny to ride one of their “screws” up and down the fair.  Of
course the gipsies kept clear away, hoping thereby to draw the attention
of customers to the horse as one that a farmer had no further use for.
Johnny had very nearly sold the horse to a higgler, but “at the last
pinch” the question of reducing the amount Johnny was to sell it for, by
one pound, necessitated an appeal to the gipsy owner, who was not far
away.  The higgler saw the dodge of the gipsy and he withdrew his offer.
The gipsy’s blessing was given, but the higgler did not mind it, and he
went to seek other quarters for horseflesh.

A little higher up the fair there stood a man with two horses, who was
evidently a small farmer in somewhat needy circumstances.  It might be,
for anything I knew, that he was wanting some money to pay for the
cutting of his corn, which was ripening very fast.  The horses looked
like two thoroughly good sound horses, although aged.  The price he asked
for the best-looking was £25, and £20 for the other.  The gipsies saw
that this farmer was very anxious to sell.  A big, good-looking gipsy
came up to him and said, “What for the big horse?  Now, then, speak the
lowest price you will take for it in a word.”  The farmer said, “£25.”
“Nonsense,” said the gipsy; “you must think everybody is either a fool or
asleep.  I’ll give you a ‘fiver’ for it, and it is dear at that price.”
To one of his gipsy mates he said, “Jack, jump across it and ride it up
the fair.”  Jack jumped across the horse, and off they started at a
rattling pace, almost frightening people out of their wits who were in
the way.  After going up and down a few times several gipsies clustered
round the horse when it and its gipsy rider had cleared to outside the
throng of the fair.  The group stood for a few minutes, and then the
horse was brought back and given up to the owner.  The bargain was not
struck, and the gipsies cleared away.  In the course of ten minutes the
horse began to get very restless, kick, and plunge about.  Sometimes it
seemed as if it wanted to lie down.  It would then begin to cringe and
kick, much to the danger of the lookers on.  The owner said that a
horse-fly was on it somewhere.  He stroked and tapped it, but all to no
purpose.  Presently another gipsy came up, evidently one of the gang, and
said to the farmer, “Why, governor, your horse has either got the
‘bellyache’ or an inflammation; it will be dead in half an hour; what
will you take for it at all risks?  Now, speak your lowest figure at
once.”  The farmer said, very much “chopfallen,” “A little time ago I
asked £25, but I suppose I must take less than that now.”  The gipsy saw
his chance, and at once said, “I will give you a ‘tenner,’ and not a
farthing more; say either ‘yes’ or ‘no,’ and I’m off.”  The horse was
still kicking about.  The farmer, much dejected, said, “I suppose you may
as well have it.”  The bargain was struck and the kicking horse led away.
In going up the fair a group of gipsies clustered round it with evident
glee.  A few hours afterwards I saw the horse led off quietly enough from
Hinckley fair at the heels of a gipsy.  No doubt the horse had been
doctored by the gipsies in some way when they first took it in hand and
while it was surrounded by the first group.

In another instance a countryman bought a horse of a “farmer-looking”
gipsy and paid the money, when, just before the horse was handed over to
the purchaser, another gipsy came upon the scene and claimed the horse as
his own, and, apparently, threatened vengeance and the gaol to be the
doom of the man who had sold the horse.  The two gipsies now began to
pull each other about—without any bones being broken or blood flowing—and
to wrestle and struggle for the possession of the horse.  The country man
had parted with his money and he had not got the horse, nor any prospect
of it.  Another gipsy came up and suggested that the whole business
should be ended by the countryman having his money back except ten
shillings and the payment of “glasses round.”  To this arrangement the
countryman assented, and they turned into the public-house to carry out
the bargain.  What sharp men and fools there are in the world, to be
sure, to be met with on gipsy fair ground!

As usual there were gipsy Smiths in the fair, and without much difficulty
I ran against one who was the proprietor of a popgun establishment and
two shillings’ worth of “toffy” stuck round a wheel of fortune.  I had a
long chat with him between the “cracks,” and elicited the fact that he
had twice tried gipsying in Ireland, but it resulted each time in a drawn
game.  He only visited four fairs.  Irish soil and poverty are not suited
for the development of gipsying.  The fact is, Irishmen are too wide
awake for the vagabond gipsies, and they are too much taken up with the
matter-of-fact everyday life to listen to idle lying, misleading,
romantic, wheedling tales designed to draw the money out of their
pockets.  At one of the fairs in Ireland my gipsy friend took four
shillings, with a prospect of losing his tent, bag and baggage.  If he
had been one of Arabi’s Egyptian ragamuffin soldiers frightened from
Tel-el-Kebir he could not have decamped more quickly from the land of St.
Patrick.  The pleasure fairs of England and the fashionable squares of
London, and the watering-places on the coasts are places and palaces
where gipsy _kings_ and _queens_ thrive best.

They fatten and thrive fairly well in some places in Scotland.  One
cannot but smile sometimes at the ease with which some of them go through
the world.  If their cleverness was turned into legitimate channels and
honourable business transactions, they would soon be a credit to
themselves and to us as a nation.  It is a thousand pities that in these
educational days there are narrow-minded croakers who, under the guise of
friends—though in reality their worst enemies—are trying to keep the
gipsy children in ignorance; but their object is easily seen by those who
stand by and are looking quietly and thoughtfully on.  These false
friends smile in gipsy faces while they are robbing them of their lore to
fill their empty coffers, and this the gipsies will see some day.

Gipsy Smith and myself began to enumerate all the vans in the fair,
together with those living in them.  There were about thirty gipsy vans,
shows, covered carts, &c.  In one of the vans there were eight children
besides adults.  In another van there were seven children besides adults.
Altogether we counted over one hundred travelling children in the fair,
not three of whom could read and write.  Smith said that in all his
travelling experience he had not known either gipsy, showman, auctioneer,
or traveller ever attend a place of worship from fair grounds.  “Sundays
as a rule,” said Smith, “are spent in travelling with their families from
town to town and from place to place.”  Gipsy Smith lived and travelled
with his wife in a covered pony-cart.  There were four “Aunt Sally”
stalls, which dealt out cigars to children for successful “throws.”  The
gipsies are to-day doing more to encourage gambling and smoking than is
imagined by ninety-nine out of every hundred Englishmen.  The former saps
the morals and the latter the minds and constitutions of those who are
simple enough to indulge in them.

Before I had done talking with gipsy Smith the Salvation Army brass band
from Leicester, with “Captain” Roberts from the headquarters, one of the
staff officers, hailed within sight and sound, and as I had not had the
opportunity to spend an evening with the Salvation Army, to see and hear
for myself something of the proceedings, I joined in the procession as an
outsider.  Some of the people made an eye-butt of me at which they
stared.  Crowds were gathering round the band as it played in martial
strains—if Mr. Inspector Denning had been there from the House of Commons
better order could not have been kept—

    “Hark! hark! my soul, what warlike songs are swelling
    Through all the streets and on from door to door;
    How grand the truths these burning strains are telling
    Of that great war till sin shall be no more.”

And then the vocal band with their voices would join in singing the
choruses with exciting strains and gesture—

    “Salvation Army, Army of God,
    Onward to conquer the world with fire and blood.”

After this the brass band led the next verse—

    “Onward we go, the world shall hear our singing,” &c.

After they had played this up the street for a time, the Army halted, and
Captain Roberts and one of the lieutenants addressed some words to the
“band” with fire and vigour running through them, to which the lads and
lasses, young men and maidens, saints and sinners, responded with the
“Old Methodist” and Primitive Methodist “Glory! glory! bless the Lord!”
“Hallelujah!” “Religion is the best thing in the world!”  “Glory!”
another called out at the top of his voice.  While the Army was giving
out no uncertain sound the brass band commenced, under marching orders
and exciting surroundings, reminding me of old times—

    “We are marching home to glory,
       Marching up to mansions bright,
    Where bright golden harps are playing,
       Where the saints are robed in white.”

And then, in obedience to the captain’s arms and orders, the lads and
lasses struck up with the chorus—

    “There’s a golden harp in glory,
       There’s a spotless robe for you—
    March with us to the hallelujah city,
       To the land beyond the blue.”

And in this way we kept on till we arrived at the “Salvation Warhouse.”

A drunken man dressed in rags, but with an intelligent-looking face and a
high forehead, must of needs have a word to say, and for a time a
“branglement” seemed inevitable.  However, with a little tact the storm
blew over.  After a little work at “knee drill” in the warhouse the Army
rested for a short time to recruit their animal strength.  While this was
going on I looked out for a couch upon which to rest my bones for the
night, and this I found out at Mr. Atkins’, in the market-place.  I then
retired to get my dinner and tea in a coffee-tavern, of pork pie and
coffee, among “chaps and their girls” who had come to Hinckley for a
“fairing.”  From thence I strolled to some gipsy vans on the green, to
find a number of the women washing clothes.  My reception was in anything
but heavenly language.  The gipsies at this fair were from Staffordshire,
nearly all of whom were unknown to me.  If two of the women had wanted to
impress a stranger with the idea that they were of the poor unfortunate
gutter-scum class, they could not have used more disgusting language than
they did.  I chatted with them and gave the children some books and
pennies, which brought sorrow from the lips of the gipsy parents for
having insulted me.  After strolling about among the gipsies and vans in
the fair for a time, and distributing some cards and picture-books among
the gipsy, show, and other travelling children, I wended my way, guided
by the sound of “the light and leading” of the Salvation band, to the
“Salvation shop,” to spend a happy hour or two.  I sat in one corner and
looked quietly on, which seemed to puzzle them.  The leaders all had a
good stare at me; and first one and then the other would try to draw me
out with the usual question, to which I replied very politely and left
them in a maze.  Captain Roberts told me over breakfast on the Sunday
morning that I had been a puzzle to the “band” all the previous evening;
and, except to “Captain Roberts” and the good family with whom I was
staying, I still remain so, for aught I know.

The Army had commenced proceedings, and at the word of command began to
“fire red-hot shot at the devil.”  It was a lively, exciting time.  The
band struck up while they were sitting down—

    “My rest is in heaven, my rest is not here,
    Then why should I murmur when trials are near?
    Be hushed, my dark spirit, the worst that can come
    But shortens my journey and hastens me home.”

After this the “command” was for “knee-drill.”  Certainly some of the
language and action of the soldiers was a little out of the “Friends’”
style of doing things.  One soldier shouted out at the top of his voice,
with a large amount of enthusiasm, “Lord, help us to kill the devil, he
has troubled us long enough.”  Another would call out, “Lord, the devil
has got some powder in his breast; light it with a match and blow his
head off;” to which another soldier would reply, “Give the devil string
enough and he will hang himself.”  “Glory!” they all shouted.

They now got off their knees, and big and little began to relate their
experiences, and to “tell what the Lord had done for them.”  Our “good
brother” in his experiences said, “While I was serving the devil, he made
a sign-post of me for a rogue’s shop.  Now I am a member of the Salvation
Army, with a bit of blue in my coat, which is better than having red on
the end of your nose.”  “Thank God, it is good, brother; hallelujah!”
shouted a number of volunteers.

One little boy said, in his experience with moistened cheeks, “Thank the
Lord; before I joined the Salvation Army I was a bad boy; but now I say
my prayers, and am trying to be good, and mean to get to heaven!  Amen.”

One little girl, with tears in her eyes, said, “Before I joined the
Salvation Army I used to be a naughty, bad girl; now I am praying to God,
and try to be good.  O Lord, do save my poor mother, and my brothers and
sisters, for Jesus Christ’s sake.  Amen.”  A number of girls and boys
related their experiences in similar strains.  One grey-headed old man,
with wet eyes and trembling emotion, thanked “God that He had put it into
the mind of one of the boys in the room to leave him a tract, and to
invite him to join the Salvation Army.  It was the best thing that had
ever been done to him.  Instead of serving the devil, who was a bad
master, he was serving God, and hoped to get to heaven.  Bless God, and
the lads and lasses.  Amen.”

The captain now called on the “band” to strike up one of their “marches,”
which they did:

    “There is a better world, they say, oh so bright!
    Where sin and woe are done away, oh so bright!
    And music fills the balmy air,
    And Angels with bright wings are there,
    And harps of gold, and mansions fair, oh so bright!”

And

    “The Lion of Judah shall break my chain,
    And give us the victory again and again,” &c.

I then wended my way to my lodging at Mr. Atkins’, all the better for
having spent a couple of hours with the “Salvation Army;” and with good
wishes for its success, I dozed away, with a “captain” of the Salvation
Army for a neighbour on one side, and a clergyman of the Church of
England on the other, feeling sure that between these two good Christian
centurion brothers, and under the eye of my Master, I was pretty sure to
land safely, after the tossings of the night, at the breakfast table in
the morning.  During my midnight wandering in mist and dreamland, the
following aphorisms, thoughts, and suggestions floated before my brain.

As the beautiful colours of the field, forest, dell, garden, and bower
are produced by the rays of the sun, so are the beautiful traits of
Christian life produced by the rays of Divine love, as exemplified and
manifested by the Son of God, our blessed Lord.

The nation that allows her children of tender years to drift about at sea
without rescuing them from ruin, has decay, or “dry rot,” at work among
her timbers, and will before long become a wreck.

The country that cannot find time to see to the interest of its little
children within its borders, has allowed the devil to throw dust into the
eyes of its leaders, to blind them against its happiness and prosperity
by leading all into the dark.

Why are some Christians little-loved, weak-kneed, and sickly?  Because
they, like babies, live on “sop”—_i.e._, trashy fiction, shows, sights,
sounds, and unrealities, instead of the love of God and the pure milk of
His word.

When you see a Christian with the love of God burning deadly within his
soul, and without either light or heat being the outcome, it may be taken
for granted that a lot of worldly ashes are in the way choking up the
ventilation and air passages; and if he will not set to work at once to
clear out the ashes and dust of sin God will do it for him, either by the
chastening rod of affliction or losses and crosses in other forms.

Cloaks of deception and fraud are made out of the fibres of disease and
putrefaction, and those who wear them are exposed to the disgust and
loathing of all upright observers.

Cloaks of honesty and uprightness are made out of the fibres of love and
truthfulness, and the wearers of them are received with the smiles and
loving embraces of all classes of society.

When you see a Christian without either life or soul within him, you may
rest satisfied that bank-notes, musty-fusty deeds, or other things upon
which he has set his affections, are clinging round and coming across the
ventricles of his heart, and unless removed they will cause death both to
the body and to the soul.  If the earth-bound Christian will set fire to
them by exposing them and his heart to a ray of Divine love, he will be
able to jump over a mountain and scale the battlements of heaven, and
with flag in hand shout, “Victory!”

Some dashing, flashing wicked men are like a balloon without a vent-hole
filled with the devil’s gas, which expands the higher it rises; and for a
time they float upon the surface of humanity, finally seeking pleasure
among the clouds of fascination and frivolity; and in this region they
burst and come down to earth and their senses with a tremendous crash, to
find when it is too late that they have been making fools of themselves,
and that their grappling irons will not save them from oblivion and ruin.

A clever, wise, thoughtful, sagacious, and Christian statesman may be
compared to an aeronaut, who sits in his balloon-car carried by public
opinion and pulling the strings of popular applause.  Popular applause is
the gas by which a statesman floats in the air above his followers; the
cords and netting that hold the bottom together are his friends; the
treasury bench is his car and the press his strings, which, wisely
handled, enable him to land upon the desired spot.  Poor wayward and
wrong-doing relations are the grappling irons that hold him to the earth;
hangers are paupers, and loafers are his sandbags.  Infidels, Fenians,
Sceptics, and Communists are matches, fusees, and percussion caps, thrown
into his car by disappointed office-seekers and courtiers with the object
of sending him to Jamaica before his work is done.  When those various
elements have either been thrown out of the car, stamped out, or brought
under proper control, he will then mount higher and higher till he
finally quits his car and finds himself seated by the throne of God.

The best stimulating food for an overworked brain, and containing more
phosphorus than a thousand fish, is the essence of Divine love, and grace
and truth in equal quantities, to be taken upon the knees as often as
circumstances need.  Before applying to the Great Physician for this
medicine the patient should spend an hour in meditation and solitude.

When you see professing Christian parents setting their children to
ferret into other people’s affairs, it is a sure sign that they are
fonder of rat-catching than filling their souls with good things; and the
unwary should be on the look-out, or they will be trapped by these godly
rat-catchers and their skins taken to be made into purses.

The various denominations of Christian churches in the country may be
likened to an orchard of apple trees, most of which are bearing fruit in
one form or other.  Some are just beginning to bear fruit, and there are
others dead or dying, while there are some trees producing larger
quantities of ripe, healthy fruit.  In some cities, towns, and villages
the best kinds of fruit are to be seen, and in other places the little
hard sour crabs, which almost set one’s teeth on edge to look at them,
much less to taste.  The best and largest fruit in any case is that which
grows upon the most healthy trees and branches, exposed to the sun’s
rays, and draws its nourishment the most direct from the parent trunk.
Fruit upon almost dead branches does not so soon get ripe as the fruit
upon healthy branches, and it is small and shrivelled up.  In some
localities we shall see what we may call “Blenheim” churches, “Russett”
churches, “Crab” churches, “Keswick” churches, “Northern Green” churches,
“Whiting Pippin” churches, “Winter” churches, &c., growing side by side.
The “Crab” church is little, hard, and sour; the “Blenheim” church is
rich, large, delicious, and healthy; the “Russett” church is uninviting,
but juicy, and much better than it looks.  So in like manner with other
kinds of Christian churches.  The name of the churches answering under
these various names must be answered by the members themselves.  As
digging, dunging, pruning, and grafting improves the trees and the
quality of the fruit, so in like manner our heavenly Father has to deal
with His churches, or they would all die together.  Conscience,
surrounded with death-like stillness, asks the question, “To which do you
belong?”

A man who has forsaken the path God has marked out for him has stuffed
his ears with wool, and jumped upon the devil’s steam tug, and is being
taken into a long, dark, dark tunnel, with no light at the other end; and
the light of heaven and the gospel which he has left behind him are,
through distance, smoke, and steam, and his own bad actions, getting
gradually less.  The only light he can see, and which will not help him
to grope his way in his wretched condition, is derived from farthing
rush-lights called science, made and placed in the dark watery cavern by
men’s hands; and these get fewer as he is being pulled along by evil
influences, until he is lost in despair, with horror upon his face and
wringing his hands in grief he passes away.

As children sitting upon a swing gate rocking to and fro are in some
degree being prepared for the storms of a life at sea, so are the little
foretastes of heavenly pleasure enjoyed by His children from time to
time, filling, preparing, and nerving them for the tempestuous ocean
which awaits them.

People without gratitude for God’s mercies may be compared to swine
eating chestnuts as they fall from the trees.  Their refined senses are
only manifested in grunts and grumbles.  Wise are the people who take
lessons from the little birds, and sing God’s praises while they enjoy
His blessings.

Gamblers are the devil’s cats set by his Satanic majesty to catch
children and fools, and woe be to those who are caught within their
clutches.

Those who cling to forms and ceremonies entirely as a means of getting to
heaven, will have their eyes opened some day to find out that they are
hugging and fondling an illegitimate child of a parent of a very
questionable character.  The more they know of the child they have been
fondling and its mother, the more they will be disgusted with themselves
at having been such dupes and fools.

Those who disobey their parents will find that they are putting a noose
round their necks, and tying the other end of the rope to a gate post;
and when they have done this the words “love” and “duty” in letters of
fire will spring up as from the ground, which will keep getting larger
and hotter until the wrong-doers are strangled.

The devil’s butterfly is an unconverted clergyman, who gets upon the back
of a horse to gallop a fox to death on the week day, dresses in
fantastical colours on Sundays, dances before his congregation with
incense in his hands, and with his face towards the east, tries to carry
his congregation on his wings to a place he knows not where;
hypocritically singing the _Te Deum_ in Latin as they go from “pillar to
post.”

Those landlords who object to the cultivation of their waste lands for
food for man and beast will find that the scent of the gorse, perfume of
the heather, contains the fragrance of the bankruptcy court, with the
hares, rabbits, partridges, pheasants, woodcock and snipe flapping about
the doors uttering horrible noises for their folly.  The horrors of the
court will be increased by hearing the cries of the children asking for
bread with none to give.

Those people who, with the aid of a glib tongue, cunning, and deception,
are weaving a cloak of soft words to cover a mass of iniquity, will find
out too late, unless very careful, that the mass of corruption they have
been hiding will burst out with a more horrible stench than that of a
dead corpse.

Infidels and sceptics who rest entirely upon science and nature as a
lever by which they hope to lift humanity into paradise, have only to
look into a bright black earthenware teapot to discover what sort of wry
and contortious faces they are pulling before the public.

The most powerful magnet in the world is the love of God.  It can draw
the sting of the devil, disarm enemies, and lift all the human beings in
the universe into heaven.  The more it is used the stronger and more
powerful it gets.

Sceptics and infidels, seeking for the so-called errors in the Divine
Word, may be compared to blind and foot-tied weasels, trying to catch
“Jack Sharps” in a broad, deep, clear stream of pure water.  They leave
their sickening scent on their trail behind them, to be carried forward
to be lost in the great stream of truth from whence all our blessings
flow.

Children’s gifts to children produce more blessed, lasting, and
Christ-like results than any other gifts in the universe.  Children’s
gifts to poor little outcast, forgotten, and neglected children are seeds
of kindness that will live as long as this world endures, and they will
then bloom in Paradise for ever.

Christians who receive their strength for the conflicts and trials of
life from reading light books while sitting in drawing-room slippers, and
under the sound of frothy conversation, instead of from closet prayer and
faith, and the rain and sunshine of heaven, are like window plants, which
derive their strength from cold and poisonous water put to their roots.
Plants, whether in nature or grace, grown under such circumstances soon
become unhealthy and drooping, and unable to stand the bare breath of
opposition.

Christians living upon the church roll in name only, without the cheering
and enlivening influence of the Holy Spirit, will become like plants
grown in a dark room, pale and feeble.  Some Christian lives are weeds,
and may be known by their crotchets, tempers, and wrinkles.

The first signs of a withering church may be said to have manifested
themselves when the living members extend the dead hand of sympathy to
the suffering members of their own flock.

With the seeds of life are the seeds of death, and at the birth of any
child the mortal conflict begins, never to result in a “drawn game.”

Big Christians, like big plants, require more water than small ones; and
so in like manner Christians who have many cares, troubles, business and
state responsibility require more grace than little Christians, and those
who have it not will soon become bankrupt.

The “will” and “principle” are man’s own twin-sisters, the offspring of
life, and run side by side through the marrow of man’s nature; and who
derive their vitality, life, and power from the unseen spiritual
influences by which they are surrounded for good or for evil; and every
action that tends to cripple either the one or deform the other is soon
manifested in the crooked actions of a man’s life, shaping immortality.

Crooked Christians, like crooked trees, are neither so profitable nor
beautiful to behold as those who grow straight and stately.

Under the guise of an angel of light, Satan dangles false hope before
some Christians, as a basket made of finely-wrought and tender twigs, a
bouquet of delicate, beautiful, lovely, and richly scented greenhouse
plants, as a foretaste of what is before, or in reserve for those who
follow his advice—_i.e._, the influence of the ball-room, theatre, gay
living, high life, fashion, and fancy, &c.; and so dexterously does the
arch enemy hold these things before the simple ones, or entwine them
round their hearts, that they are ready to cry out, “hell” is heaven and
“heaven” is hell; and in this way the simple are groping after shadows
till they find themselves surrounded by a darkness blacker than midnight,
and without a friend in the world, with the devil laughing in their face
for having been such fools.

The best antidote against beer and hellish swears is cold water and
upward prayers.

To a troubled conscience, at midnight hour the ticking of a clock sounds
as loud as the death knell of the church bell.

Every act of good or ill we perform makes an indent upon the coil of
future life, which will speak and re-speak to us through the never-ending
ages of eternity as they roll along.

Every time a Christian looks at sin with a longing eye, the devil draws a
thin beautiful tinted film before his eyes, through which film, in
process of time, the fire in his conscience eye, kindled at the time of
his conversion, is unable to penetrate, or see the dangers lying across
his path.

Tears of penitence, joy, and gladness are the best eye-salve for those
whose eyes are growing dim.

Christians who have to live in and wade through the mud of slander and
lying pools of deceit have need to wear watertight boots, of the kind
described in the good old book.

By listening attentively to the prayers of a Christian, you will soon
discover whether he wants—like a run-down clock—winding up.  Losses and
crosses, the death of a darling child, affliction, and a thousand other
things, God useth as He seemeth well to wind him up and set him a-going
again with fresh vigour.

A man who has a heart full of prejudice, spite, malice, and envy has an
extra eye upon his nose, eclipsing his other eyes, which can both smell
and see the dark side of a man’s character.  So sensitive is this
nose-eye that it can detect faults and failings when there are none to be
detected.

The most lovely Christians are those who, like the beautiful butterfly
and charming songsters, live in the sunlight of His throne.

The more miserable Christians are those who, like bats, buzz about in the
dark.

Some Christians are like London dogs galloping about the streets after
froth, losing their masters, and then they howl out, “Oh that I knew
where I might find him!”

When the benevolent action of drawing-room philanthropy ends in nothing
but tall talk and carpet gossip, it may be compared to soap bubbles piped
forth for show.

Youths receiving their habits, nourishment, character, and stamina from
the pothouse and gin-palace may be compared to plants grown in a room
lighted and warmed with gas, which sicken and die.

Artificial Christians are like wax flowers, pretty to look upon; but
without scent and perfume, difficult to handle, and they will not stand
the fire.

Society is like a book of poems, and those members with the most
sentiment, poetry, or sympathy in their natures will be the most sought
after, prized, and used.

To a man who has done wrong, and has a troubled conscience, a louse upon
the window pane appears as an ugly monster.

Conscience is the soul’s looking-glass, and blessed is the man who has
courage to hold it up to behold what manner of man he is.

A sick room is often God’s pinfold, where He places in naughty wandering
children; and there they will lie until either our blessed Saviour
unlocks the gate or takes them over the top of the walls to heaven.

Authors and their books are like flowers: some are small, but send out a
rich fragrance, and may be used as button-holes in the drawing-room;
others are lovely to look upon, but as sour as crabs to handle and taste.
There are others as large and showy as the sunflower, with a perfume
anything but paradisical; and there are others with heavenly virtues
running through themselves and their books to such an extent that a child
will have no difficulty in gathering sufficient flowers to form a
beautiful bouquet; and not a few in this our day are actually poisonous,
and dangerous to meddle with.

Strong conviction, the offspring of thought and reflection, is the
handmaid of inspiration, and the agent through which this heavenly
soul-impelling power works out the Divine ends and decrees of Providence
in carrying on the affairs of the world; and those who are heavenly
inspired by means of the golden cord of love and sympathy, in full action
between themselves and God, may be said to be His cabinet ministers.

The food eaten by an idle man warps his body, stunts his mind, and sends
his soul to ruin.

An oak tree, or any other tree which stands the storms with defiance, are
those whose roots have hold of mother earth with the firmest grip; and as
in nature so in grace.  A man to withstand all the storms of life must
have firm hold upon the Deity.

A crooked tree may be said to be faulty; and it is neither so valuable
nor beautiful as those that are straight and stately; so in like manner
it may be said of the crooked members of Christian churches and social
societies.

Some members of the community may he properly called “creepers,” for they
very much resemble the ivy.  They have neither backbone nor principle.
Their object is to creep into religious communities and social societies,
so as to entwine themselves round the members.  They harbour filth,
impede growth, hide beauty, and climb by the strength they steal from
others.

A church whose members are tipsters may be compared to a marsh with too
much water at the roots, bringing forth rushes, sedges, and buttercups.

Upon the tail of a snail a farmer’s weather glass is to be seen; so in
like manner the footsteps of an enemy will reveal to an observing mind
the dangers to be avoided.

Some Christian ministers are like the gas stove, warm-looking in the
pulpit, but cold at home.

A man with all sorts of wrong ideas, crotchets, and queer notions in his
head exhibits himself as a marsh with spots of green grass and daisies,
to get at which mud and quagmire will have to be faced and got through
before they are reached, and when this has been done the trouble will
have been wasted.

Selfish men and misers engaged in grubbing after mammon may be compared
to a swarm of flies feeding upon a dung-heap; and so long as the sun of
prosperity shines they can feed, buzz, annoy, and sting.

A man who kisses his wife to hide his sins is sowing seeds that will
produce a crop of anguish and despair that will hang heavier round his
neck than a millstone.  A kissing deceiver is the devil’s major-general.

Every time a man or woman does a deceitful action they make and deposit a
grain of gunpowder, that only requires the light of public opinion and
truth to send the maker, according to the number of grains deposited,
into eternity to reap his folly.

Hungry-bellied politicians, whose object is to sting in order to feed,
are the gadflies of English society, settling upon John Bull to fill
their pockets and rob for fame.

Paupers and lawyers are leeches which fasten upon social life, often
sucking the blood of those who are the least able to stand them.

A wife who cooks her husband’s meals five minutes behind time is carving
furrows upon his forehead.

A mother who sends her children unwashed to school is embedding in the
child’s nature seeds that will one day bring a crop of poverty,
wretchedness, and despair.

A man who sits playing with his thumbs, hoping that something will turn
up to put him upon the pedestal of fame and fortune, is hatching addled
eggs, and the longer he sits upon them the worse they will stink.

Infidelity is a thick, muddy canal made by men’s hands, the bosom of
which is covered with the weeds of idiosyncrasies and Satanic doubts; and
beneath its surface it teems with all kinds of big and little, prickly,
dead, and dying venomous reptiles; and woe be to the man who trusts his
barque upon its stinking and putrefying surface with the hope that it
will carry him to the crystal river and sea of glass.

Something of the wonderful infinitude, love, and power of God, in
regulating and governing the external and internal relation of myriads
upon myriads of millions of worlds teeming with life, variety, and
beauty, may be gathered if we can grasp the idea that the separate
particles of the rays of light sent forth by the sun to illumine our
world each morning are, after they have done their work, whirled into
unknown and unbounded space, and transformed as they fly, at a rate
faster than imagination can travel, into suns to light up other worlds
and other systems.  And yet He finds time to number the hairs upon our
heads; yea, a sparrow cannot fall to the ground without His notice.
Wonderful! most wonderful!  Past comprehension.  None can fathom.

As the twelve precious stones—jasper, sapphire, chalcedony, emerald,
sardonyx, sardius, chrysolyte, beryl, topaz, chrysoprasus, jacinth, and
an amethyst formed the foundation of the heavenly Jerusalem, the future
home of His saints, with pearly gates, as seen by John the divine in
apostolic days; so do hopeful, believing, fighting, wrestling, joyous,
singing, patient, benevolent, praying, working, and conquering Christians
form the foundation of the present-day heavenly temple, with love and
concord as doors, and walls of virtue, wherein God delights to dwell
among His children, witnessing adoration with loving eyes, and listening
to hymns of praise and thanksgiving with melodious ears.

A man may be said to be in a fog when he cannot see the hand of
Providence in all his dealings, or God’s finger pointing out his way.

A closet is a burrow into which a Christian who is hounded to death by
the dogs of hell can run and be safe.  When once there, Christians can
smile at their howls and sing while they show their teeth with rage.

                                * * * * *

At seven o’clock I was unbolting the door, making my way out of the house
to a number of gipsy vans in an orchard on the outskirts of the town.  On
going to the place I met a little _posh_ gipsy dressed in “rags and
trashes,” with the heels—what was left of the “trashes”—upside down.  He
had just turned out of his bed, he said, and from his bed followed the
dog, both having snoozled under the van—in which his uncle and aunt
lay—on the ground, with a wet, damp rug as a covering.  “Master,” said
the little _posh_ gipsy boy, “can you tell me where I can get a bottle of
ginger beer?  I am so thirsty and hungry.  I’ve had nothing since my
dinner yesterday.”  I went with the boy to several houses where
“Ginger-beer sold here” was displayed in the window, but without success.
I gave the boy the price of a bottle and trotted him off lower down the
town to quench his thirst and satisfy his appetite.

The gipsies were just beginning to “turn out,” and the little gipsies,
half naked, were hunting up sticks out of the hedge-bottom to light the
fire to boil the water for breakfast.  The men and dogs were collecting
together in groups, half-dressed, to relate to each other their successes
at the fair.  Apart from the rest of the gipsies, owning a van of a
better kind than the others, two old gipsies were enjoying their
breakfast upon the ground.  As soon as the old gipsy woman—whose face
betokened that it had figured in many an encounter, and was somewhat
highly coloured—saw me, she began to get excited, and called me to them.
I thought, “Now is the time for squalls; look out.”  I drew near to the
old woman with a strange mixture of feelings.  It was early in the
morning.  There were now about a score of gipsy men and women looking on,
and a few of the dogs came sniffing at my heels.  I tried to screw a
smile upon my face, and to dig and delve low for a pleasant joke, but it
would not come from the “vasty deep.”  On my approach the old woman
jumped up from the ground, and with both hands clasped mine in hers,
which felt as rough as a navvy’s, saying while griping them tightly,
“Bless yer, my good mon, I’ve wanted to see yer for a long while.  I’ve
long ’erd abaut yer, and ha’ never had th’ pleasure o’ puttin’ my een on
yer till this mornin’.  Sit yer down on th’ gress, I want to tawke to
yer.  Dunner yer be freetened, I’m not goin’ to swaller yer, bless yer,
master mon.  Yer’ll ha’ sum brekust, wonner yer?”  “Yes,” I said, “I did
not mind.”  Although I did not exactly like the appearance of things, I
thought it would not do to say “no,” and I knelt upon the damp grass.  In
a pan over their fiery embers were the remnants of bacon and red
herrings.  There was only one large cup and saucer, without a handle, for
the pair of them.  I thought most surely she would fetch a cup and saucer
out of the van for me.  Such was not to be the case.  A group of some ten
or twelve working men of Hinckley stood looking over the hedge only a few
yards away, at the old woman’s “megrims.”  She handed me in the first
place a piece of bread, upon which was some bacon and herring.  It took
me all the time to swallow this uninviting morsel.  I munched a little of
it, and some I put into my pocket for another time.  She now filled up
her cup with tea, and made her fingers do duty for sugar tongs.  I could
see no teaspoons about, except one that was among the herrings and bacon.
This was fetched out and plunged into the tea, and round and round it
went, leaving upon the top of the dark-coloured tea—which I could now see
by the bright morning sun shining upon the scene—stars floating about.
The old woman first drank herself, and then handed the cup of tea to me.
I supped and nibbled the crust.  I supped again, till between us the cup
was nearly emptied.  She had a strong scent of “Black Jack,” and I kept a
very sharp eye upon what parts of the cup the old woman drank from.  “Now
then to bisness,” said the old gipsy.  “Yer see none o’ we gipsies con
read an’ write.  I’ll show yer I con, if none o’ them conner.  Han yer
got anythin’ wi yer for me to read?”  I had a few copies of “Our Boys and
Girls,” with me, given to me by the Wesleyan Sunday School Union, and I
handed one to the old woman, dated September 1880, and she began
stammering at some of the verses in an excited frame of mind between
anger and pleasure, as if determined to read them whether she could or
not.  “Ha—ha—ha,—Haste traveller—ha—ha,—haste! the night comes on.”  She
got through one or two of the verses pretty well.  I then gave her
another verse, which she read fairly well:

    “He is our best and kindest Friend,
    And guards us night and day.”

I gave her another verse, but I could see tears in her eyes, which
prevented her getting through it as well as she desired.  She laid the
fault to her being without spectacles.  Her reading these lines touched
her very much, and she became quite excited again, and jumped up and
clutched hold of both of my hands and said, “Yer see, my good mon, if
none o’ the t’other gipsies con read, I con, conner I?  But I con do more
than read, I con say a lot o’ the Bible off by heart.  The Creeds, Church
Catechism, Belief, and Sacraments, which I larnt by heart when I was a
girl.  I went to the Church Sunday School at Uttoxeter.  Yer’ll see by
that I have not allus been a gipsy.  When I got married to my old mon I
had to go a-gipsying wi’ him, and have never been in th’ church since.
My name’s Bedman, of ‘Ucheter,’ and am well known.”

She knelt upon the grass again, and supped a little more of her strong
tea.  The number of Hinckley working people and gipsies was increasing,
and up she jumped again, clutching both of my hands, after which she laid
her hand in navvy fashion upon my shoulder, and began to repeat the
Creed: “I believe in one God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and
earth, and in all things visible and invisible.  And in one Lord Jesus
Christ, the only begotten Son of God,” and on she went to the end in her
fashion.  After this she knelt down again and began with the Decalogue;
“God spake these words and said, I am the Lord thy God; thou shalt have
none other gods but me,” and with a red face, and tears in her eyes,
trembling with emotion, she sung in the usual chanting tone, “Lord have
mercy upon us, and incline our hearts to keep this law.”  The old gipsy
woman went on to the end, to which I responded, “Amen.”  Some portions of
the Litany were repeated, and then she struck off at a tangent into the
Catechism, commencing with “What is your name?  May Bedman.  Who gave you
that name?  My godfathers and godmothers in my baptism, wherein I was
made a member of Christ, the child of God, and an inheritor of the
kingdom of heaven.  What did your godfathers and godmothers then for you?
They did promise and vow three things in my name.  First, that I should
renounce the devil and all his works, the pomps and vanities of this
wicked world, and all the sinful lusts of the flesh.  Secondly, that I
should believe all the Articles of the Christian Faith.  And thirdly,
that I should keep God’s holy will and commandments, and walk in the same
all the days of my life;” and then she sung out, “Amen.”  “Ah!” said the
old woman, “you see, my good master mon, I know a little, don’t I?”
“Yes,” I said, “you know a little, and he that knoweth his Master’s will,
and doeth it not, ‘shall be beaten with many stripes.’”  “Yes,” said the
old gipsy, “I do know my Master’s will, and I have not done it, and I’ve
been beaten with many stripes during the last forty years, and here I am.
Never mind, let bygones be bygones.  ‘Let the wicked forsake his way, and
the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the Lord, and
he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly
pardon.’”  And I replied, “Though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be
as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as
wool.”  “Yes, you are right, bless you,” said the old backsliding gipsy,
and with wet knees and wet eyes she sang out again, “Lord, have mercy
upon us, and incline our hearts to keep this law,” to which I responded,
“Amen.”  I then left this penitent gipsy’s strong grips, the gipsy gang,
and the number of lookers-on to go to my “quarters” for my breakfast.  I
then spent another half-hour with the Salvation Army.  After a pleasant
conversation with the clergyman at my lodgings, I started homeward, and
on my way to the station I came upon one of my old gipsy families, who
were just having their breakfast in a very filthy, tumbledown van, with
their six poor ragged, dirty little children squatting about on the
bottom of it.  The good-hearted _posh_ gipsy woman seemed to have lost
all spirit in her struggles to live a respectable traveller’s life, and
was now with her children in the depths of despair and poverty.  She
would insist on my having a cup of tea as I sat upon the doorstep.  I
could not drink all of it, but did the best I could under the
circumstances.  She persisted in pressing me to take a cocoa-nut and a
sponge for my little folk at home, the cocoa-nut to eat and the sponge to
clean their slates with.

It is from two adjoining villages in the neighbourhood of Hinckley that
two of our present-day English tribes of gipsies spring.  Many years ago
the father of one tribe was a “stockinger”—_i.e._, one who makes
stockings—and he conceived the idea that he would like to be a gipsy.
Accordingly he set up a pedlar’s “basket of trifles” and began to stump
the country.  From this small beginning there are now between forty and
fifty “real gipsies,” as some backwood gipsy writers—who would delight in
seeing this country dragged backward into Druidism as a retaliation for
their own failure in the battle of life—would call them.  Poor
little-souled mortals! they are to be pitied, or my feeling of disgust at
their wrong-doing would lead me to say hard things about them.  To be
laughed out of school is a start bad enough in the wrong road in all
conscience, without a severe probe from me.  My pleasure would be to put
out the hand to lead wrong-doers back to the wise counsel of a loving
Christian father, the decalogue, and the teaching of Christ.

The success of the first gipsies in their “rounds” led the second lot to
take up the “profession,” and to-day we have two full-blown tribes of
English gipsies in full swing, tramping the country in vans, carts,
surrounded in many instances with dogs, dirt, wretchedness, and misery.
Sometimes they will be fraternizing with kisses, and other times they
will be quarrelling and fighting with each other to the extent of almost
“eating each other’s heads off.”  In these two families there will be
close upon one hundred and fifty men, women, and children, and not more
than three or four out of the whole able to read and write a sentence.
It is truly heartrending to contemplate the amount of evil that has been
done in the country by these two families of artificially-trained
gipsies.  Thank God, some of them are beginning to see the error of their
ways.

I bade the Hinckley gipsies good-bye, and having dined off a slice of
bread-and-butter fetched out of the corner of my bag, at Nuneaton
station, I made my way homeward.  As I was mounting the last hill on this
bright, lovely Christian Sabbath day the church bells were pealing forth—

    “Come to church and pray
    On this blessed day.”

Mr. George Burden, the Leicester poet, author of “The Months,” had heard
something of the cry of the gipsy children when he was prompted to send
me the following touching little poem:—

                             “THE GIPSY CHILDREN.

    “From the remotest ages,
       From many a lovely lane,
    The cry of gipsy children
       To heaven hath risen in vain.

    “CHORUS.  Then rescue gipsy children,
                      Who roam our country lanes.
                      Break off their moral thraldom,
                      That keeps each life in chains.

    “Through many a bitter hardship
       Their little lives have passed;
    Round them the robes of kindness
       As yet have ne’er been cast.

    “From city, town, and village
       They wander wild and free,
    Too long despised, forsaken,
       Amid their revelry.

    “No influence pure and heavenly
       Protects them night and day;
    Nor wise and blest instruction
       To help them on their way.

    “From vice and shame and ruin,
       That taint their early youth,
    Ye English hearts deliver—
       Shield them with love and truth.

    “One hastens to their rescue
       With earnest heart and will;
    God bless the noble mission
       Of George Smith of Coalville!”




Rambles among the Gipsies, Posh Gipsies, and Gorgios at Long Buckby.


DURING the Sunday night after my visit to Hinckley I more than once
thought that I was about to enter the great unknown and unseen world of
_Tátto paáni_ (spirits) from whence no _choórodo_ (tramp) returns.

After partaking of a light breakfast of the kind _Midúvelesko_ (Christ)
and _mongaméngro_ (beggars) eat, with my _Romeni_ (wife), _Racklé_
(sons), and _Raklia_ (girls) at our plain-fare _misáli_ (table), I began
with some of “_our boys and girls_” to wend my way through _poous_
(fields) and by-lanes and over rippling streams to Long Buckby.  I had
not got far down one of the lanes before I came upon a scissors-grinder
(_posh_) gipsy, who, together with his _joovel_ (woman) and their six
_nongo-peeró chiklo chavis_ (barefooted dirty children), were _beshing_
(sitting) upon _chiklo drom rig_ (muddy roadside) _rokering_ (talking),
_chingaren_ (quarrelling), _sovenholben_ (swearing), and eating their
_shooker manro_ (dry bread) for breakfast and _paáni_ (water) out of the
rippling stream for _múterimongri_ (tea).  Their _yogoméskro_ (fireplace)
was upon the _chik_ (ground); their _kair_ (house) was a barrow covered
with rags.  Although belonging to _Anghitérra_ (England), and priding
themselves on being _Gaújokones_ (English), not one of the eight men,
women, and children could tell a letter.  _Shóshi_ (rabbits) were not to
be seen, and _kanegrós_ (hares) were out of sight, where they _Taned_
(camped).  Rooks were “caw”-cawing overhead; _baúro-chériklo_ (pheasants)
and _ridjil_ (partridges) had flown.  After a chat with them I
distributed a few pictures and little things to the _chabis_ (children),
and then bade them good (_saúla_) morning.

A further trembling stroll by the hedges, ditches, daisies, and
buttercups brought me to the edge of the canal, where I sat down to watch
the darting, jumping, and frisking of the _mátcho_ (fish) as they shot to
and fro before me.  Every now and again a perch would pop up out of the
clear water, as if anxious to have a peep and a game, and then it would,
with a whisk of its tail, shoot off like an arrow.  The lark was singing
overhead.  While meditating, musing, and observing upon the surroundings
and unregistered and uninspected canal boats and cabins packed to
suffocation with uneducated poor canal children, in face of an Act
passed—for which I worked _hard_ and _long_ from 1872 and onward to
to-day, to prevent this sad state of things—I began to aphorize, and
entered into my pocket-book the following aphorisms:—

Some little-brained, over-sensitive, dwarfish mortals, who spend their
time in running after little annoyances, may be compared to a policeman
running with his staff after a fly which has been tickling the end of his
nose on a summer’s sunny afternoon.

A clever man who has found his way into the gutter through his own
misconduct may be compared to a piece of granite, with a rugged
squarishness about him that would have enabled him to find his upward way
into the world and good society; instead of which his ruggedness has been
rubbed and kicked off, and to-day he is as a boulder upon the pavement,
and undergoing the process of being kicked from pillar to post, with no
reward for him but the gutter.

A man who builds up his fortune out of ill-gotten gains, and the grinding
sweat of the poor, is feathering his nest in a dead carcase that will
stink long in his nostrils, notwithstanding fine feathers, plausible
excuses, and sanctimonious looks.

When present unhappiness is the outgrowth of honest conviction and
hard-working strivings, a crop of immortal pleasures will be seen where
least expected.

Immortal, golden fame is the everlasting perfume of eternal flowers,
grown out of immortal deeds, sown upon immortal soil by unselfish hands,
and watered by tears of sorrow shed in trial’s darkest hours.

When ignoramuses and fools mistake the artificial light of science for
that of the sun, it may be taken for granted that they are in a fair way
for having their fingers burnt in the candle.

A shallow headed trickster, with a hungry belly and an empty pocket,
clothed in trickery, wringing the watery drops of sympathy and
benevolence from his nature to paint virtuous smiles upon his face to
deceive his friends while he lightens their pockets of gold, for which he
has never worked, has earned the title of the devil’s grave-digger, with
_perfidus fraudulentus_ engraved upon the buttons of his coat.

Round boulder-stones are awkward things with which to build up new
churches, so are the round members of the community, without principle,
fidelity, and piety, awkward members of society to found new Christian
churches.

A London smoke prevents healthy vegetation, as do London morals and
influences prevent healthy spiritual life and vigour.

A loan office is a social whirlpool that has shipwrecked thousands of
honest families, and as the little ones have gone down they have cried
for help, but there has been none to deliver.

The man to gauge your pocket correctly is a lawyer, for he can tell what
filthy lucre you have in it with his eyes shut.

A lawyer’s office is coated with birdlime, strong enough to fetch the
clothes off your back and keep you riveted to the spot; and then the
lawyer, with a laugh upon his face like Solomon’s leeches, cries out for
more.

As rusty old nails put into pickle produce poison for the body, so do
rusty, deceitful old sinners put into social and religious societies
produce moral poison.

In the darkest heart, riven with anguish and despair, there lies embedded
in the human breast a spiritual vein that only requires one touch of the
match of heavenly sympathy to cause it to shed seraphic lustre upon
hellish actions, at once transforming them into Divine.

A dandy is fashion’s painted sparrow, whose wings will be sure to be
clipped, and who will find a final resting-place in the gutter.

A gin-shop is the devil’s headquarters, with the landlord as his
recruiting serjeant, and rags as the standard colours of his army.

In all societies the devil has his “gad-flies,” whose only mission in the
world seems to be to sting and annoy.

Slanderers and backbiters are the cats of hell, with eyes of fire,
poison-steeped claws, and tails of blood, running wild, and woe be to
those who come in their way.

As the light proceeding from the natural sun produces the seven cardinal
colours, viz., red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet, and
with a proper mixture of these colours a spotless white is produced; so
in like manner with the light proceeding form the Son of God, the seven
cardinal graces are the outcome of His glory, viz., love, joy, patience,
faith, meekness, temperance, and charity, which, when blended together in
human natures, produce a perfect Christian, reflecting His glory and
image.

Imagination is the ethereal unseen car that carries the twin angelic
sisters, love and sympathy, through space and matter to visit the darkest
and brightest spots of creation as a mission of affection, consolation,
reproof, help, and encouragement to every fallen son of Adam.

A mother’s prayers are a life-belt that has saved thousands of young men
and women from being lost amid the dark storms and wrecks of life, until
they have been lifted into the life-boat and carried safe to shore
beneath the silver rays of Biblical truth, which the lighthouse of heaven
has been shedding o’er the troubled waters dashing against the rocks of
land and rugged earth.

As the rose, pine-apple, and other deliciously scented fruits and flowers
send forth the best fragrance when clouds are the darkest and lowest,
atmosphere the heaviest, and rainstorms flying threateningly about, so in
like manner do the most child-like, Christ-like, modest, and heavenly
Christians send forth heavenly graces tinted with seraphic splendour when
the storms of persecution are flying savagely about, afflictions weigh
heavily, and Providence hidden from view.

As the beautiful white snow that flappers and flickers about us in winter
appears shapeless and ragged to the naked eye, but when seen through a
microscope presents prismatic forms and crystalline beauty beyond
imagination, so in like manner the blessings, bounties, and mercies of
God do to the eye of sinful nature and a bad heart; but when they are
seen by the eye of sincerity, child-like simplicity, and faith, then the
beauty and wonderful variety of God’s goodness to us are manifested as
they descend with heavenly stillness in our rooms and round our paths.

Children seeking innocent, pure, and moral precepts among wicked street
boys and girls, are running barelegged and barefooted after butterflies
in a field of nettles and thistles.

A bed of affliction is the “gridiron” upon which God often puts His
children when either their keel or propeller—faith and love—gets out of
order.  Sometimes when they have been very wayward, and have suffered
severely, nothing less than being run into “dry dock”—afflictions and
earthly losses—will meet their case.

As pearls and other precious gems can be brought out of the sea only by
diving—no magnetic hand of an idle man is powerful enough to cause them
to swim—so can a Christian fetch up the much more precious hidden
mysteries of heaven by retiring from the world and engaging in closet
prayer, and diving into God’s wonderful system of Divine love.  The gems
out of the sea adorn the body, while the pearls of heaven beautify the
mind, enliven the soul, put a lustre upon the actions, and illumine the
countenance with heavenly radiancy.

As the eyes and nose convey the delicious scents and beauty of creation
to the natural man, so in like manner do faith and prayer convey to the
soul the fragrance, delight, and beauty of heaven.

A man who seeks to be a philanthropist for worldly fame, with a heart
full of pride, selfishness, vanity, levity, lust, babbling, hate, and
deceit, has a compass upon his ship out of order.  And he may also be
compared to a vessel with eight “fo’c’sles” and no “poop,” with helm to
steer, trusting to his flimsy sails of false hopes flappering in the
breeze to guide him to heaven, but sure to run him aground to hell.

The heavenly prayer of earth tinged with grief and sorrow will become the
golden picture of heaven illuminated with joy and tinted with God’s
radiant smile.

The face of a good man is the best heliograph in the world.  The
heliograph used in war-time, as a signal, shines best with the brightest
sun, while the heliograph produced upon a man’s face by love shines best
in the darkest hour.  Dismal cellars, squalid hearths, wretched garrets
and prisons, are good places in which to reflect a radiant splendour that
will last for ever.

To get a faint idea of God’s goodness and infinite splendour we have only
to imagine all the leaves and petals of vegetation, differing in shape
and size, teeming with silvery dewdrops of an infinitude of delicate
tints, which, as they drop among the flowers of earth, instantly turn
into pearls and diamonds of the first water; and while you are picking
them up, a doubling and multiplying process is everlastingly going on to
fill their places.  So God gives, and so are the recipients of His
mercies, ever blessed with an infinite number of mercies daily and hourly
as we pass along.

                                * * * * *

After another slow walk I felt drowsy, and sat down upon a mossy bank
under a shady tree to rest my bones and wearied limbs.  The whistling of
the sweet songsters and the bleating of the sheep and lowing of the oxen,
together with the lovely summer’s enchantments, sent me into a doze with
my elbows upon my knees.  I had not been long in this position before the
meadow appeared as one vast gipsy encampment, composed of tents, vans,
dogs, wretchedness, misery, devilry, ignorance, dirt, filth, and squalor.
The gipsy men, women, and children were playing, singing, preying,
banging, shouting, fighting, thieving, lying, swearing, poaching,
cheating, and fortune-telling to their hearts’ content.  Among this vast
concourse of English gipsy heathens, there were not a few “spoony”
Gorgios, and “_posh_ gipsies.”  At one side of the meadow there was a
gipsy tent covered with rags and old sheeting.  There were several little
lost gipsy children playing about it on the grass.  Near them stood two
gipsy women talking to two silly young ladies, and telling their
fortunes.  The young ladies, of course, were both in love with fair
gentlemen, but the fair gentlemen would prove deceitful and dark
gentlemen would take their places; and they would marry well, after
crossing the water, and become rich, and have a number of children, who
would become dukes and lords, and would live and die rolling in gold and
splendour, with horses, carriages, and servants to wait upon them “hand
and foot.”  One of the young ladies, with glittering wealth hanging about
her, would have much trouble and many disappointments before she realized
her wishes, but all would be removed and made right as time went on.  One
of the old fortune-telling wicked hags, who could not read a letter, took
out a small pocket Bible, and pretended to read a few verses.  The old
gipsies made a few signs, repeated some gabble, and looked into the hands
of the young ladies, and told them to come again, as they had something
of great importance to tell them the next time, which would add much to
their happiness, beauty, and pleasure; but before the secrets could be
successful they must bring the best and most valuable ring they had in
the house for her to make crosses with, so that she might rule her planet
properly and dispose of the fair man, who was haunting one of them to
make her his wife, but would bring her to ruin.  To the other young lady
an old gipsy woman said, in a kind of snake’s whisper, “You, my dear
young lady, have living with you in your family a fair woman and dark
man; they don’t mean you any good.  You must have nothing to do with
them; be sure and hear what I say.  Now mind, you must not listen to what
they say, or it will be your ruin, and all my words of counsel will turn
to curses.”  “But,” said the young lady, “there is no fair woman or dark
man in our house, except my father and mother.”  “Well,” said the old
gipsy, “hear what I have to say.  Your father and mother are no friends
of yours.  Now mark that; goodbye, my sweet girl.  The Lord bless you, my
dear girl.  I shall see you again soon; good-bye.  Be sure and bring the
best ring in the house.  Good-bye, and may the dear Lord bless you.  If
you can bring two rings it will be all the better for your happiness and
fortune.  The young gentleman who will be your husband will never be
cross.  He will always be smiling.  He will be beautiful, and he will let
you go where you like and do what you like.  Bring two rings for your own
sake.  Good-bye, my darling child.  I wish I stood in the way for a
fortune and happiness as surely as you do; but all depends upon you
bringing me the rings.  Good-bye, my sweet child.  If you can bring me a
spade-ace guinea, or a Queen Victoria sovereign of the present year, it
will be all the better.  I can influence the planets so that you can have
your dear charming little husband, horses, carriages, and footmen to wait
upon you earlier.  The planets will do anything just now.  Good-bye, my
sweet darling child.  You are so much like your dear aunt; she was one of
the prettiest and best ladies I ever knew, and it would be a thousand
pities for you not to have a good husband.  Bring the two rings, and the
guinea or sovereign, and it shall be all right.  Good-bye.”  “But,” said
the young lady, “I have not got any diamond rings and sovereigns.  They
are my father’s and mother’s.”  “Never mind.  Hear what I say; you must
bring them if you want to be happy.  I’ll influence the planets to send
your father and mother,” said the old hag, closing her fist, and with
fire in her eyes, and a devil’s anger in heart, and frowns upon her face,
“more in their places of greater value to them.  The planets will not be
ruled, my dear young lady, except by the rings that your father and
mother have worn; and the sovereign would be all the better if taken out
of either your father’s or mother’s pocket.  The gold and rings of your
mother have the most influence with the planets.”

After the young ladies had gone, the woman winked at me with a twinkle,
and said, with her arm raised, “Don’t you spoil my game, and I will bless
you.  If all goes on right we shall have lots of money the whole of the
winter.  If you do spoil my game, I—I—I will curse you to death; to death
will I curse you, and shall call you a vile wretch for ever; to death you
shall be sent.”

While this was going on, a little bird was singing in the trees overhead,
which caused the old gipsy woman to look up at it and me, and in a
softened voice said, “What does it say?”  I said, “If you could but read
it rightly, it says, ‘Be not deceived, God is not mocked; for whatsoever
a man soweth, that shall he also reap.’”  This seemed to startle the old
gipsy, and she vanished into the crowd.

Among the crowd of gipsies I noticed several gipsy men clustered
together.  In the centre of the group there was a dead sheep.  Sticker
said to Nobbler, “How did you come by it?”  “Never mind,” said Nobbler.
“I’ve got it and that’s enough, but I may as well tell you a little.  I
went round the villages a few miles away selling some pegs and skewers,
and just outside one of the villages there was a large lot of sheep in
one of the fields in prime condition, belonging to a farmer who, they
say, is a sleepy sort of a chap, and will never put any of the bobbies
upon your track.  I conceived a liking for one of the sheep.  I knew
Goggle Fletcher would be passing by the end of the field in which the
sheep were with his cart; and so I hung about in the public-house in the
village till it was dark.  I entered the field through a gap, and drove
them into a dry corner.  I kept upon the tufts of grass as much as I
could, so that I could not be traced.  I was not long before I made short
work with one of them.  After this I dragged him to the ditch by the side
of the road by which Goggles was to pass.  I lay in the ditch for a long
time.  It seemed as if he never would come.  At last about eleven o’clock
he came.  I could tell the sound of his trap.  On coming up to me I
bawled out in a soft voice, ‘Goggles, Goggles, step down.  I’ve got
something for you.  It will be a treat for Sunday’s dinner.’  ‘Is that
you, Nobbler?  What!  You’ve been up to it again, have you?  You will
have the “long wools,” if they are to be got, without either love or
money.’”  Goggles jumped down and helped Nobbler to lift the sheep into
the cart, and off they bowled, arriving in the meadow about one o’clock
in the morning.  Gipsies always take their plunder far away.  The skin
was buried, and they set to work dividing the carcase among their kith
and kin.

        [Picture: A scissor-grinding gipsy.  “Scissors to grind”]

Another gang had been out on a poaching expedition with their lurcher
dogs, and brought to their tents and vans some hares, rabbits, and
pheasants; these were also divided.  Among this vast gipsy encampment,
numbering some hundred men, women, and children, I saw an aged couple of
gipsies with some of their grandchildren round them.  The old woman had
learned to read the Bible a little, and she was telling the children to
be good and love God.  She was the only one who could read among the
gipsies, except a few riffraff Gorgios, who were studying gipsying with a
view to leading an idle vagabond’s life, free from parental restraint and
elevating social influences.

In the camp I noticed a _posh_ gipsy “scissor-grinder” from one of our
alleys, and his gipsy wife; every few minutes he bawled out, “Scissors to
grind!” “Scissors to grind!”  While he was grinding away at his knives
and scissors, his wife was stitching umbrellas and “minding her baby.”

I found that the man had had a good education at a high-class school, but
had taken the “wrong turning,” and now spent part of his time in
“scissor-grinding,” singing gipsy “slap-dash songs,” and during the short
days of winter “dotted down” gipsy love tales, &c.  He had smudged
thickly over the soul saving golden letters embedded in his memory in the
days of childhood—as all young men and maidens do who take to
gipsying—the fifth commandment: “_Honour thy father and thy mother_;
_that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth
thee_.”  Poor follow!  I felt sorry to see his dirty knees through the
rents in his breeches.  In his childhood he had been taught by his
Christian parents to lisp as he knelt with his head bent low against his
mother’s knees—

    “Teach me to live that I may dread
    The grave as little as my bed.”

    “I lay my body down to sleep,
          Let angels guard my bed.”

Now he could sing out with his wife’s assistance—more jovially, of
course, than Hubert Smith sung it on his tramp to Norway—

    “My father’s the king of the gipsies—that’s true,
    My mother, she learned me some camping to do.
    With a packet on my back, and they all wish me well,
    I started up to London, some fortunes for to tell.”

Or more touchingly than Esmeralda sung

          “Shul, Shul, gang along with me;
    Gang along with me, I’ll gang along with you.”

How much better it would have been for this scissor-grinding _posh_ gipsy
if he had followed the advice that had been given to him, and endeavoured
to lead the poor lost wanderer upon right paths to heaven instead of to
hell.

A gipsy’s charges for “grinding” and “setting” a pair of scissors vary
from twopence to two shillings and sixpence; all depends upon
circumstance and who owns them.

_Posh_ gipsies and others who encourage gipsy wrongdoing know it to be
misleading and evilsome; but it does not answer their purpose to speak
faithfully and truthfully about gipsy wrong-doing.  Gipsy idleness, gipsy
frauds, gipsy cruelty, gipsy filth, gipsy lies, gipsy thefts, gipsy
cheating, gipsy fornication, and gipsy adultery, are looked upon by all
enlightened Englishmen and Christians as sins to be avoided and not to be
encouraged.  And he who encourages the gipsies in this wrongdoing is an
enemy to the State, an enemy to God, an enemy to Christianity, and an
enemy to himself, for which he will be made to smart some day.  Their
ill-gotten coin will burn their pockets and singe the hair of their head
with terrible vengeance.

To come again to the things I saw with my eyes shut while lying under the
shade.

Among the hundreds of gipsy children in this vast camp who were going to
ruin there were a few fast-goers, fools and fops, fraternizing with the
“gipsy beauties,” but no hand was put out to help to save the children
from woe.  The “_gentlemen_” were too busy to soil their hands with the
poor-ragged, forlorn, neglected, forgotten, and forsaken gipsy children.
They might live like heathen and die like dogs.  A thousand things must
be attended to, and the souls and bodies of the gipsy children might go
to hell for aught they cared.

Occasionally a gipsy child in this camp would begin to sing; but, as
Elton Summers in the _Christian World_ Magazine for 1877, says—

    “More plaintive and low is its melody,
    Till, faint with its own sad reverie,
    It sinks to a whisper and dies.”

As I lay, I noticed a man, apparently about sixty years of age, with grey
hair, round features, and a load upon his back, coming through the gate
into the meadow.  The nimbleness and elasticity of his step had well-nigh
gone.  His clothes were ragged and worn.  He staggered along, and as he
began to move among the gipsies they began to add to his load.  Sorrow
had furrowed his cheeks and a paleness was upon his countenance.  Every
few minutes he seemed to hesitate and stop, as if going to put his load
upon the ground, in order to move more quickly among them, and into a
resting tent at the edge of the meadow.

During one of his standstills I heard him with tears in his eyes saying
to himself, “Shall I put the load down?  Yes, I think I will;” and then
he summoned up strength and courage and said, “No! no!  I won’t put it
down till I’ve either carried it to where I want to carry it or die in
the attempt.”

Presently he staggered and fell heavily with his burden upon the sod.  He
lay for a few minutes without any one noticing him.  After he had lain
for some time a crowd began to gather round him.  Some said, with a
chuckle and a grin, “He’s dead, thank God!  We’ve done with him, thank
God! and hope he has got into a warm place.”  Three or four gentlemen
pressed through the crowd to look at the old man; and as they were going
among the bystanders I heard them say to each other, “If he shows signs
of life we will give him a lift, but if he is going to die we will have
nothing to do with him.  Let those see to him who like, we will leave him
to his fate, be it rough or smooth.”  Like the priests and Levites of
old, they went on the other side.

Among the crowds in the ditches I noticed an old _posh_ gipsy woman from
South Carolina Street, with basket in hand picking up wasps, newts, and
weasels.  One of the gentlemen noticed what she was doing, and questioned
her as to her movements and intentions.  She replied as follows, “You
will see what I am going to do with them when I have gathered my
basketful.  I hold in my pocket a bottle containing some mixture that
when once it is applied to the basket will cause them to buzz, sting, and
poison fearfully.  For the matter of that a few others will help to do
the same thing; and when this is done I am going to empty them upon the
poor devil’s head to either poison or sting him to death.  Several here
tried to do it before, but they were fools and did not go the right way
to work.”  One gentleman said, “Has the poor fellow ever done you any
harm or wronged you in any way?”  “Well, I don’t know that he has, but I
and a few others want to see the end of him.”

She filled her basket, and applied the mixture to the wasps, newts, and
weasels, and just as she was going to empty them upon the head of the
poor fellow, about dying, they turned and settled upon her own pate, and
away she went out of the crowd, and I have not seen her since.  By the
side of the poor fellow lay a small bag of seeds which were to grow
bread, clothes, and comfort, which a few friends had collected to help
the old man on his journey.  It was not long by the side of the old
pilgrim before up stepped a little dodger who had taken to gipsying,
named Philip Lamb, from Russia, who seized the small bag and off he
scampered.  The last I saw of him was that he was tramping the country
with patches upon his breeches.

While this was taking place, three or four other gentlemen—real and not
shams—appeared upon the scene.  For a few minutes they looked and stared
at each other, as if at a loss to know what it all meant, and what the
old man had done wrong.  “Oh!” said one and another and another, “it will
never do to let the poor fellow die in this way;” and they at once set to
work to lighten his load, and to give him some nourishment.  After
treatment of this kind for a little time, he began to come round again,
and smiles were to be seen upon his face and the faces of his friends.

Through one of the gates leading into this gipsy encampment I saw running
post haste a number of well-dressed young men and women of respectable
appearance, who were making their way to three or four men from the
Ionian Isles, who had disappointed society and society had disappointed
them.  One man stood upon a little hillock, piping forth, in slap-dash
gipsy songs, backwood novels, boshy stories, and gipsy lore, the
beauties, delights, and loveliness of gipsy life in a way that caused a
shivering, aching pang to run through my system from the crown of my head
to the soles of my feet.  He continued to tell of the pleasure of white
lies, and taking things that were not your own; and also in feeding upon
things, whether birds, beasts, fish, or game, that lived in the water
that God gave us, or upon the grass that He sent us.  “God,” said these
gipsy sensualists, “knew nothing of gates, fences, locks, keys, bars, and
bolts.”  These poor misguided young folks listened with open mouths, and
in the end they went into the gipsy tents.  They doffed their cloth, put
on gipsy garbs, tanned and washed their faces in walnut water, and
sallied forth into the crowd cadging and begging, lying and stealing—as
only gipsies can.

Among the crowd of gipsies farther away there were two or three real
Romanys who had “begun to serve God,” and were distributing tracts among
the gipsy children, at which the scissor-grinding _push_ gipsy turned up
his nose.

On a little mound stood a little man with a _posh_ gipsy woman by his
side, telling those round him that gipsies were angels who had been
wafted from India to our midst by the heavenly breezes of the Celestial
City, and that their ragged and tattered garments were the robes of
Paradise, and whatever they did, however dark and evil, was done under
the influences of the good spirit of gipsydom.  One little sharp-eyed
gipsy fellow, named Deliverance Smith, from Kaulo-gav (Birmingham),
called out to the _push_ gipsy, “Sir _posh_ Gorgio, do you mean to say
that these old rags I’ve got on have been made and put upon my back by
angels; and that when I swears, tells lies, fights, and steals, a good
spirit has told me to do so? because if you do, I say it is a lie, and
know better than believe your tale.”  The _push_ gipsy called the little
fellow to him and said in a whisper, “I don’t mean what I say, but I must
say something to fill people’s mouths.  These girls round me are fond of
a ‘lark,’ and I like them.  I know nothing about the other gipsies.  Keep
your mouth shut, and here’s sixpence for you.”

In some of the tents diseased _bálamo-mas_ (pork) was being cooked; in
others, _hotchi-witchi_ (hedgehogs), _kané-gros_ (hares), and _bouris_
(snails).

Some of the poor children had never been washed for weeks, except in
walnut-water, which, by continual using, gives them the artificial olive
hue amateur gipsies admire.  Those who are sunfreckled are the hardest to
tan.  For a time the sunfreckles are seen through the artificial sickly
yellow colour on their faces and hands.  Some of the children told me
that they never undressed.  The healthy appearance of former day gipsies
is fast passing away, and now, as a rule, they are pale, thin, and
sickly-looking.  Many of the adults and children were much pitted with
the smallpox scars.  They wore their clothes till they dropped off.

Outside the encampment stood a number of my friends looking on the scene,
a list of whom will be found in my “Canal Adventures by Moonlight” (p.
125), with recent additions since of a number of warm-hearted friends to
the cause of the canal and gipsy children.

Some few of the gipsies in this encampment had been married, and that was
the only time that they had ever been inside a church; not one gipsy,
young or old, had ever been inside a school of any kind.  Schoolmasters
and ministers were almost unknown to them.  They had more acquaintance
with policemen and jails than churches and chapels.

Connected with one of the gipsy camps of ragamuffins, I noticed in the
distance a tall, thin, unwashed, and emaciated girl of about fourteen
winters—it had been nearly all winter with her.  The upper part of her
thin frame of skin and bones was dressed in a few shreds of rags, and
these were not sufficient to cover her bare, dirty bosom, which almost
looked the bosom of a skeleton; and on her feet were odd and worn-out,
cast-off drawing-room shoes, quite equal to the sad emergency of letting
as much mud and water upon her soles as they were to keep the poor lost
creature “high and dry” out of the muddy surroundings.  She moved among
the gipsies with a “trash, trash,” and a most downcast and haggard look
of despair upon her face.  “Despair” seemed to come with terrible
vengeance and prominence out of every word, form, movement, and gesture;
except when occasional relapses stole over her, and then the tear-drawing
sympathy shone and darted like darts of fire that pierced into the marrow
of my soul, bringing the flush and blush to my face, and tears to my
eyes, whether I would have them or no.  No amount of “screwing up,” or
“bottling,” prevented this appearance upon my cheek.  The poor girl had
fine Grecian features, with long, black, flowing hair, but it was matted
together with dirt and filth.  With her arms uplifted, and her hands
buried scratchingly deep in her hair, she turned to look in the direction
where I lay.  This was no sooner done than, a flash of hope lighting up
her thin face with smiles through her tears, she started to run towards
me as fast as she could, calling out, “My father! my father! my father!”
Before I had time to turn round she was at my side, and had planted a
kiss upon my check.  For a moment I was dumbfounded.  I said to the lost
_posh_ gipsy child, “What is it you want, my dear?  I am not your
father.”  At this reply she looked wild and almost like a maniac, and
said, with her face buried in her hands, “I thought you was my father who
had come to fetch me out from among the gipsies.”  And then she looked
again into my face and said, “Arn’t you my father? my father was so much
like you.  He had white hair like you.  Arn’t you my father?  I wish I
could see my mother.  Will she come for me?”  I asked her to sit down by
my side, and to tell me who she was.  She came a little nearer, and began
to tell me how it was she came to be among the gipsies.  I will give her
tale as she related it to me:—

“When I was a little girl about four years old, I remember my mother
sending me for some milk to a house near to the old General Baptist
Chapel, Church Street, Deptford, {215} and while I was going down the
street some dark ragged women—the same you saw me with—asked me to go
down to the bottom of the street to look at some fine things, and on the
way they gave me a penny and some apples and a little doll.  After
walking a long way we did not get to the bottom of the street, but we got
among a lot of children living under a cart cover by the side of the
hedge.  They asked me to sit by the fire that was on the ground.  I said
I wanted to go to my mother.  It was getting dark, and I began to cry.
They kept saying that they would take me to my mother, and at night they
all got into a cart, and said they were taking me home to see my mother,
father, brothers, and sisters.  We went a long way, and the way they took
me was not like Deptford, and I have not seen my mother and father
since.”  The girl began to cry, and said, “I should like to see father,
mother, Polly, and Jim.  It is a long time since I saw them.  We used to
go to school together, Jimmy, Polly, and myself.  My father used to take
me by the hand to school and chapel on Sundays, and they did sing such
nice hymns.  I have seen father and mother cry lots of times.  Father
used to say his prayers every night and morning.  They don’t say prayers
where I live now.  Will you take me to my father and mother?  When will
you take me?  Take me now, and I will give you everything I have in the
world.  Please don’t go and leave me, and I will give you twenty, thirty,
forty, and fifty kisses.  I will give you hundreds if you will take me to
my mother and father.  I hope they are not dead.  I hope Polly and Jim
are alive.  Will you take me, please, sir?”

I told the poor little creature that I could not take her, but that I
would send three or four gentlemen for her shortly.  At this she began to
sob out loudly, “Take me! take me! don’t leave me here!”  I directed her
to pray to God for deliverance, for there seemed to be none from earth;
and with her eyes turned up to heaven she said with Sir John Davis:

    “Lord! hear my prayer and listen to my cries,
    Let not Thy gracious eye my tears despise.”

To which I said, Amen!

Large numbers of them had been in jail.  Their short cropped hair and
other symptoms told the black tale.

All the vans, tents, &c., were not to be reckoned as teeming with human
wretchedness, squalor, dirt, filth, and sin.  Some ditch and mossy bank
abodes were as clean as the circumstances would admit of, and the tent
and van dwellers were healthy-looking, plump, and clean.

A terrible row commenced among the gipsies over a dog, which ended in
bloodshed and murder.  Right up at the far corner two men were digging a
hole about two feet six inches long, and twelve inches wide, and two feet
deep.  After it was dug a woman stole stealthily along with a heavy
parcel in her arms, covered with a cloth, which might or might not have
been a dead dog.  As the gipsy woman carrying the mysterious bundle
approached, one of the men withdrew to act as a kind of spy guard.  For a
few minutes he looked about, and then called out crouchingly, and in a
loud whisper, “The skies are clear.”  The woman ran with death in her
arms, the devil in her heart, and a hellish glare upon her features, and
deposited her load in the cold, cold ground without a tear or a sigh.  No
mournful _cortége_ or funeral knell told the tale of what was going on.
Within three minutes all was levelled up, and the three departed—where I
don’t know; at any rate, I have not seen them since.

Immediately after this sad event I saw coming down the by-lane a School
Board officer, a sanitary officer, and a Christian minister.  I watched
with longing eyes to see what they were going to do.  They came nearer
and nearer, till they arrived at the gate leading into the meadow.  For a
few minutes they stood at the gate, which was locked.  I liked the looks
of them.  They looked like brothers of mercy.  Their countenances were
heavenly.  I felt that I could have shouted “Glory.”  I hastened to
unlock the gate, and the brothers of mercy walked in to lift the children
upon the path leading to heaven.  Just at this juncture a thunderstorm
came on, and the dripping from the leaves overhead woke me up.  For a few
minutes I did not know where I was, whether in the body or out of it.
Feeling as Anna Shipton felt when she wrote in the _Sword and Travel_ for
1871:—

    “Thou knowest my way—how lone, how dark, how cheerless,
       If Thy dear hand I fail in all to see;
    Bright with Thy smile of love my heart is fearless
       When in my weakness I can lean on Thee.”

I pulled myself together to deal with sad, terribly sad, facts, and
continued my walk to Long Buckby, my midday reverie in the land of
shadows, lying between dreams and visions, being over.  On mounting the
hill leading into the town I met with a tall old man dressed in a
pauper’s garb, and with a “few slates off.”  He said he had lived in a
cottage with the windows nailed up for seventy years.  I asked him how
old he was.  He answered, “Over seventy.”  He next turned the compliment
upon myself, and said, “How old are you?”  I said, “Fifty-one.”  “Oh,”
said the old man, after looking at my once black hair, which my friends
tell me is now growing snowy white in the cause of the children, hastened
by the bleaching of hard struggles, conflicts, and fightings, “you are
older than me; I thought so.”  I said “I did not think so.”

There are some quaint, ancient-looking houses in the town, evidently of
the time of the Commonwealth.  These are built of stone at the bottom,
mud in the middle, and brick at the top, and they are thatched with straw
and end in smoke.  In the centre of this “radical town,” peopled with
good-hearted folks, stands a very strong, tall, oak pole, some eighty
feet high, with a crown upon the top of it, which pole was taken many
years ago out of Earl Spencer’s park at Althorp.  It is known by the name
of “the coronation pole.”  The original “coronation pole” was put up when
George III. was crowned, and was cut down in William IV.’s time, owing,
as one of the very old townsmen said, “to his turning Conservative.”  A
man named Hare, whom I had a chat with, helped to saw it down with a
“cross-cut” saw.  It was sold publicly for two pounds, and the money
spent in drink in a public-house opposite.  The present pole stands some
twenty yards from where the former one stood.  The massive crown upon the
top of the pole is similar to the one worn by our blessed and noble
Queen, and long may it remain.

In the square, and beneath the shadow of the “coronation pole,” were some
six vans, &c.  In three of the vans there were eighteen children of all
ages and sizes, seven men and women.  None of the children could tell a
letter, but three of the men and women could read and write.  One of the
travellers, the father of six of the children, had received his education
at the Bedford Grammar School.  With these good-hearted people I had some
tea, and they gave me a cocoa-nut to take home for my family.  I gave the
children some pictures and a few articles of clothing for one or two or
three of them, and then wended my way among the feasters and fair-goers.
In the “feast” there was a woman with a “rock stall,” who had been a
Sunday-school scholar, but was now gipsying the country with her two
sons.  They slept under their stall at night.  She said she thought that
God did, and believed he would, answer the prayers of backsliders before
any others, to which I said, “Amen; He does and will.”  I left her with
tears in her eyes for a gossip with Mr. “Flash” and his dark-eyed, sharp,
business wife, who with steam horses and shooting galleries are making
money fast, so that they may “retire in their old age.”  Mr. Flash’s
life, struggles, and various vicissitudes present plenty of material for
a backwood gipsy novel of the blunder-bosh kind.

Flash and his wife were just having a ham tea, and they invited me to
join them, which of course I did, and rubbed my hands quickly with
delight.  It was a prime cut, the frizzling and frying of which brought
water to my teeth and a smacking of my lips.  I was served with tea out
of one of their best old china cups, which was a treat every one had not
the pleasure of enjoying.  After my gipsy rambles I thoroughly enjoyed
the late tea.  They showed me their beautiful feather bed at the end of
the van, and unbosomed some of their successes and some of their trials
and hardships.  I gave them a few pictures, which they said they should
have framed.  They then filled my bag with “prize onions,” and I shook
hands with them, to meet again some day, perhaps at Bagworth or
Barleston, in Leicestershire, where Flash first saw daylight.

Not one of this batch of _posh_ gipsy travellers raised a murmur against
my plan for bringing about a free education for the gipsy and other
travelling children, and the registration of their vans.

Just under the glittering crown and “coronation pole” stood what, so far
as the underworks indicated, had been once an old fish cart, over the top
of which had been placed some half-barrel hoops, covered with old
tarpauling sheets.  The outside woodwork consisted of pieces of orange
boxes, packing cases, &c., and was daubed over with paint little better
than a child would daub a pigstye door.  The dirty patches and blotches
of glaring colours were laid on in an infinitely more zigzag fashion than
the trailmarks of snails and worms.  The creaking _door_ was hung with
pieces of leather; in fact, the whole outside, together with the pieces
of old leather straps, and string-tied-together harness, old rags,
buckets, and boxes underneath, presented a sight that I shall never
forget.  All this family of Y—ks wanted to make them perfect gipsies was
that they should pick up some gipsy slang, Romany, learn how to eat
hedgehogs, snails, and diseased pork, tell lies, gabble out fortunes,
poison fowls, choke pigs, throttle sheep, take all, by hook or by crook,
they could lay their hands upon, wash their faces in walnut water, roll
about in mud and filth, smoke and eat “black jack,” and adopt the gipsy
names of Smith, Lee, Boswell, Hearn, Lovell, Fletcher, Simpson, Draper.
With these gipsy traits brought out they would be enabled to live a
roving, lively, idle time of it to their hearts’ content.  So say some
gipsy writers.  What a contrast, I thought, as I saw some young ladies
standing at the window of a large house looking upon the scene only a few
yards away.  There a piano, played by gentle, nimble fingers, was sending
forth sweet notes of heavenly, charming music sometimes at a galloping
pace, and at other times as the gentle murmuring of clear rippling waters
over bright and glossy pebbles, echoing love upon earth and peace and
goodwill in the air, turning the widow’s sorrowful tears, the business
parent’s troubles and care drops, into silver stepping-stones leading
onward and upward to heaven.  For the life of me I could not help showing
my weakness by lifting up my eyelids to make room for the scalding tears
that wanted to force their way down my cheeks.  The wide chasm there is
between human happiness and heaven and human woe and hell is something
horrifying and horrible.  Would to God that our sensual, sensational, and
degrading backwood gipsy writers could be brought to see the mischief
they are doing by dragging the poor lost gipsies and other travellers
down to utter ruin, body and soul, for all time and throughout eternity,
by their damning, poisonous writings.

Inside the van, on the doorsteps, and upon the shafts of their old
tumbledown cart, there were man, woman, and five children.  The father
and mother could read and write well, but not one of the children could
tell a letter, although of school age.  The eldest girl of fourteen was
the picture of beauty, though terribly thin from the crown of her head to
the soles of her feet; but alas, alas! a few rags, ignorance, exposure,
poverty, dirt, and wretchedness were trying to do their best to spoil it.
The other children, so far as I was able to judge, were equally pretty.
Owing to my not being an amateur gipsy, a backwood gipsy slang and book
writer, of course I do not set myself up as a connoisseur in these
matters.  The father was inside the old van stirring the boiling “rock,”
which was in an old saucepan upon a little six-inch square stove similar
to what I have seen in cobblers’ shops before now.  He was a big strong
man, apparently capable of any amount of work.  The rags of bedding were
grimy, greasy, and dirty to the last degree; in fact, soap and water did
not appear to have been brought to bear upon anything in the wretched
hole.  How man, woman, and five children could sleep in such a place is a
mystery.  God grant that it may be soon solved by the hand of our
legislators, philanthropists, and Christians of every grade.

The owner of this travelling van was an engineer and “fitter,” and could,
if he followed his employment, earn over two pounds per week.  One
hundred and seventy pounds was paid by his parents as an apprenticeship
premium for him to learn the trade; but, sad to relate, it was ending in
his boiling “rock” upon the top of a stove in the midst of dirt and
filth.  This precious dainty, composed of flour, sugar, treacle, and
grease, was to be dealt out by his wife and children by halfpennyworths
to little successful popgun firers.  What an occupation and ending for a
tradesman in possession of strength, sense, and reason!  He had been well
brought up by Christian parents, but got among loose company, whose chief
desire is to be unshackled and free.

The little gleam of light in favour of his future reform was that he
seemed to be ashamed of putting his head outside the van.  His conscience
was not quite dead.  May the thundering voice of heaven ring in his ears
till he cries out as the poor prodigal did, and once more settles down
again in the neighbourhood of Thirsk.

The woman had been a parlour-maid for three years in the family of R—, at
Sowerby Bridge, in Yorkshire, where this family hails from.  She seemed a
hard-working woman, and one who tried hard to make her way, but possessed
with an idea that she should like to see some of the London gipsies.  No
doubt by this time she is making her way there.

The hardships this poor woman and children had to pass through during the
last year are most heartrending.

During the whole of one month, with occasional assistance of the father,
they had pushed their van about Lincolnshire in the depths of dark, cold,
cold winter.  They had no horse, and they presented a too wretched
spectacle for daylight travelling.

After their day’s work of popgun-firing and “rock”-selling at fairs,
feasts, and races they put one or two of the little children who could
not toddle alongside their van to _bed_—and bed it was—and commenced
crying, pulling and hauling their van up hill and down dale till they got
stuck fast at one of the Lincolnshire towns.  By begging, cadging, and
starvation the woman managed to scrape two pounds and some three or four
shillings together, and off she started by rail from Heckington to
Spilsby fair to buy a horse.  She had left the children without a morsel
of anything to eat.  Every penny had been screwed and scraped together to
make up the two pounds.  She wandered about the fair all day, but could
not succeed in buying a horse for two pounds.  The horses were being
gradually driven off the ground, the poor woman had had only a dry crust
to eat, sat down and began to cry; in fact, while she was telling me her
sorrowful tale of hardship and suffering, tears rolled freely down her
face, and she kept breaking out in sobs and “The Lord love you” many and
very many times over, with such an effect upon my poor self that I had
but little rest that night.  I was quite unnerved, and emptied my pockets
of what little money I had among the poor little _posh_ gipsy children.
While the woman was sitting in her sorrowful fix a man came up to her and
asked her what was the matter with her.  The poor creature unbosomed
herself, and told him.  They both there and then began to hunt up the old
horses left in the fair; finally they met with one for two pounds—the
grey old pony they had with them standing by the side of the cart when I
saw them—and an animal it was, such as one does not see every day for
bruises, humps, and hunches.

At four o’clock, with darkness creeping on, and a halter upon the pony’s
head, she commenced to tramp, dressed in rags and trashes, and almost an
empty craw, from Spilsby back to Heckington, a distance of between thirty
and forty miles.  Fortunately there was a little moonlight for a good
part of the night, which enabled her to get upon the pony’s back to see
the guide-posts.  Several times she took the wrong turning where there
was no guide-post to direct her, but by perseverance righted herself
again.  The pony was a little lame, and she could not ride, and on they
tramped together, occasionally resting by the road side as the silent
hours of the cold winterly night quietly and leisurely passed into the
future unseen and unknown, except such of it as has been revealed to us
by the Great Creator Himself.  About two o’clock the next day she arrived
at the van door with her old grey pony, and since then they have
travelled hundreds of miles together, sometimes pushing, and sometimes
pulling along the lanes of life.  I asked her if she was not afraid to
travel along the lonely lanes and roads leading to Spilsby at the
midnight hour.  She answered, “The Lord love you, I should at other
times, but I did not feel a bit afraid on this night.  I wanted to get
home with the pony and to see my children, and this kept me a-going
forward.  Since then,” said the poor woman, “we’ve had a hard time of it;
in fact, for the last two years we’ve had only six pennyworth of meat,
and six pennyworth of bacon in the van.  We live on what we can pick up,
but chiefly on dry bread and tea.”  She told me herself that for more
than a fortnight together she had on only an old dress, a chemise in
shreds, and a pair of old boots to move among the fashionable and gay at
the fairs, races, and feasts.  Thank God for the hope that dwells within
the breasts of these at the bottom of the social scale that brighter days
will come.  Her little girls had not been undressed and washed for weeks,
as they had nothing else to put on while they were being washed; and in
this way many thousands of English men, women, and children are drifting
into damning English gipsy customs, sins, and degrading and depraving
habits, beneath, and encouraged by, the smiles, winks, and gabble of our
backwood gipsy, gem collectors, and sentimental and sensational writers,
who do not care a straw for those whom they are enticing on to ruin, so
long as the gold and silver bits drop into their pockets.

It is time we roused ourselves, and, with Mr. Ellis in the _Quiver_ for
1878, cried out at the top of our voices, and in prayer from the depths
of our whole souls—

    “Oh, help them, then, if ye are men,
    Stretch out thine hand to save.
    Let them not sink beneath the brink
    O’ the surging ocean wave.”




Rambles among the Gipsies.  Upon Bulwell Forest.  At the Social Science
Congress, Nottingham.


    “Not all in vain good seed I sow,
    As up and down the world I go;
    Scattering in faith the precious grain,
    And waiting till the sun and rain
    Of heavenly influence bid it grow.”

                                                 Rev. RICHARD WILTON, M.A.
                                    _Christian Miscellany_, October, 1882.

SUNDAY morning, September the 24th, was most lovely and delightful.  The
buzzing and darting bats were not to be seen.  They had retired among the
ruins of old tumbledown walls, creaking doors, and thatch.  The horrible
sneaking rats had crept into their holes, ashamed of daylight.  The owl
had retired to a dark, dusky nook among the perishing barn stone walls,
to sleep and fatten upon its ill-gotten carrion and the tender bones of
the sweet chirping, variegated songsters that had been unfortunate enough
to come beneath its ravenous clutches.  The bright sun was shedding its
light, tinged with a little of the autumnal golden hue, upon our rough,
rugged, and antiquated dwelling.  The robin seemed more proud than ever
to show its beautiful red breast, and to get ready to pipe forth the
praises of Jehovah from the branches of the old yew trees near the
orchard.  The swallows were darting by our windows, as if nervous about
their long flight, and anxious to have as many peeps at us as possible
before bidding us good-bye for their long journey far, far away.  Our
fowls had, according to their usual custom on Sunday mornings, gathered
themselves together under the shed in the yard to listen to the
intonation of their friend “Tom.”  The sheep and cattle were grazing in
the meadows, and sheaves of golden corn stood upright in the fields,
inviting the farmers to carry them home to fill the barns of the rich,
the coffers of the banker, the empty bellies of the poor widow, toilers
in the field and brickyard, dwellers in canal-boat cabins, and gipsy
tents, vans, and wigwams.  Our village church bells had begun to ring,
and my wife was, of necessity, breaking the Sabbath by restoring with her
bodkin and thread some of my habiliments while I stood bolt upright, so
as to make me presentable at court, which process caused a twitter among
our “olive branches.”  I now scraped together all the money I could, and
with my “Gladstone bag” in hand, containing among other things my
Sunday’s dinner, consisting of a slice of bread and butter and an apple,
and my seedy-looking overcoat, turned the best side towards London, I
started to the station.  The bells were chiming and pealing soft and low,
and our little folks were tripping off to church with their curls
dangling down their backs, and dressed in their best “bib and tucker.”
On the way I came upon an Irishman sitting upon a stone minding some
sheep that were munching grass by the roadside.  For his companion he
had, as the Rev. Mr. Vine says in the _Wesleyan Methodist Magazine_,
February, 1877,

    “Naught but the sky, the rough hewn rocks,
    Green belts of grass, and fleecy flocks.”

To me it seemed as if he had a small crucifix in his hand, and was
counting beads; if so, I interrupted him by calling out “Good morning,”
to which Pat responded, “Good morning, yer honour; an’ it is a fine
morning, yer honour.”  I left him in his devotion, and next came upon a
couple of dirty shoemakers from Daventry, with as much watercress in
their arms as they could carry, stolen from the water-brook close by
while the farmers were in church and the dogs tied up.

I now ran against a youth from the station who was gathering
blackberries.  At his feet, in the hedge-bottom, a hare was quietly
nestling.  Poor fellow! he let his blackberries fall to grasp the hare,
which allowed him the moment’s pleasure of catching its tail, but, much
to the chagrin of the youth, did not leave it behind, forcibly
illustrating the case of the dog in Æsop’s Fables crossing a plank with a
piece of meat in its mouth, which it let fall to grasp the shadow.  “Oh!”
said the flushed youth, “I nearly caught it.”

In the train there were several gentlemen.  One was reading the
_Christian World_, and another was reading a sporting paper.  At Nuneaton
I had two hours to wait for the next train to Leicester.  The interval
was spent in pacing backwards and forwards upon the platform, and in
eating with a thankful heart my Sunday’s dinner, which, not to say the
least of, was not too rich for my digestive organs.

I fared better than an old gipsy woman, Boswell, who, with her
daughter-in-law—a gipsy Smith from London—and their five poor
half-starved gipsy children, came to our door recently.  The old woman,
Boswell, had only an outer old frock upon her, with two or three old rags
underneath.  She had no “shift” on, as she said.  This family of
travelling gipsies consisted of two men, mother and daughter-in-law, and
five children, the whole of whom “slept under their tilted barrow” at
Buckby wharf in a hedge-bottom.  Not one of this lot could tell a letter.

At Nuneaton I conversed with a gentleman who gave me a little of his
history, some of which was remarkable, especially that part relating to
his courtship and marriage.  “Ah!” said my friend with a tone of sadness,
“I had the misfortune to lose my wife by cruel death, and was left with
four little children to get through the world as best we could.  It was a
sad blow, sir.  I don’t know whether you have ever undergone such a
trial, but my experience of it is that it is one of the greatest
misfortunes that can ever befall mortal man, and I’ve nothing but pity
for the man who has had to undergo the sad loss.  Oh! it’s terrible, sir.
After you have been toiling hard all day in the cold rain, frost, and
snow, and then to go home to find no one to warm your slippers, or to
speak a kind, soothing, and cheering word to you, was more than I could
bear.  To sit and eat your bread and butter and drink your tea alone,
while the servants and the children were playing in the streets, was
enough to turn any man into a wild animal.”  I said to him, “Certainly it
is a terrible ordeal, and one that I should not like to pass through.”
“Yes it is,” said my friend, almost in whimpering tones.  “Well, how did
you get out of your sad difficulty?” I said.  “Well, sir, things went on
for some months in a path in which there seemed nothing but vexation.
The servants were quarrelling, the children were neglected, and bills
seemed to be coming in without end; and while I was brooding over these
things one afternoon, in came a minister from Derby, and he saw the fix I
was in, and that I could not get him as nice a cup of tea as formerly;
and, to help me out of my difficulty, he said, ‘My dear brother, when the
proper time comes, I know where there’s a wife that will suit you.’  ‘Do
you?’ I said to my ministerial friend.  ‘Yes,’ he said, ‘I do.’  At this
I pricked up my ears, and he said, ‘I am going to their house for tea
next week, and if you like you shall go with me.’  ‘All right,’ I said.
Nothing more passed that evening on the subject.  During the week he
wrote to me, asking me to meet him at Derby station.  Of course I thought
I would go; they could not take anything of me, and I went.  In going to
the house I began to get into a nervous stew.  On the way my friend said,
‘Now there are two sisters in the house living with their mother.  It
will be the one with a blue ribbon round her waist who I think will suit
you.  After they have been in their room to dress for the afternoon she
generally comes out the first.’  ‘All right,’ I said, ‘I’ll keep my eyes
open.’  At the door the mother met us, and gave us a hearty welcome.  The
young ladies were in their room, and I was playing with my fingers upon
the arm of the sofa.  Presently a young lady came downstairs.  Of course
I had my eyes upon the waistband, to see whether it was a blue one; but,
to my astonishment, it was green.  In a few minutes the other young lady
came downstairs with the blue ribbon round her waist.  I concluded that
this was the one my friend the parson had selected for me.  Tea was got
ready, and instead of entering freely into the general conversation, I
kept looking first at one and the other of the young ladies at tea, and
playing with my fingers between time.  When tea was over and the service
ended, on the way home my friend the parson said, ‘Well, which of the two
do you like best?’  ‘Oh!’ I said, ‘I’m not particular; I’ll take to
either of them; but as the eldest is nearer to my age, I think I will
make love to her,’ taking it all as a joke.  Nothing more was said.
During the next week I was a long way from home on business, and I
ventured to write to Deborah, telling her who I was, and what little game
I was up to, and asking her to meet me at the station to have a chat
together on the subject about which I wrote.  The young lady was, so I’ve
been told since, dumbfounded, and said to her sister, ‘Of all the men in
the world I will not have him; I don’t like him a bit.  He did not at all
seem to make himself comfortable at tea.  I shall not go to meet him.’
‘Well,’ said the other sister with the green waistband, ‘If you don’t go
I shall.  He will suit me.’  ‘Well,’ said the one with the blue
waistband, ‘if he will suit you he will suit me, and I will go to meet
him at the station.’  Accordingly I got out of the train, so that she
might know me again, and on we went to Derby and made matters square;
and—would you believe me, sir?—in three weeks from that time we were
married.”  I said, “Well, bless me!”  The rapidity of his courting
expedition almost took the wind out of me.  The station bell now rang.  I
jumped into the train, and as I was moving off towards Leicester I bade
my new friend good-bye; and he, in return, waving his hand, said, “I will
tell you the rest another day, and what we saw on our wedding tour in
London, Antwerp, Brussels, Mastricht, Rotterdam, and Amsterdam.”  “All
right,” I said, and we puffed away, leaving quite a pother behind.

In the train were two young female “school teachers,” who had been a
“gipsying” to Coventry by the “special” from Leicester on the Saturday
afternoon, and, whether by accident or design, they had been left behind.
I questioned them about the suspicious circumstance attached to such a
course, to which they replied, “As soon as we arrived at the station, and
found that the train had been gone five minutes, we nearly cried our eyes
out.  Fortunately we had friends in Coventry with whom we stayed all
night.”

I told them to be good girls and do better for the future, to which they
replied, “We will,” and I left them to make my way down Belgrave Gate to
my sister-in-law’s.  After tea we went to St. Mark’s church, and heard a
smiling young curate, the Rev. A. F. Maskew, preach a good, practical,
telling sermon, on the occasion of returning thanks to Almighty God for
the success that has attended our army and navy and the termination of
the war in Egypt.  The Rev. C. B. — was away on his holiday.  After the
service the congregation stood up and heartily joined the choir in
singing, “God save the Queen.”  To which I responded with all my heart,
“Amen!  God bless our blessed Queen.”

Right always comes right.  After service I took a walk, with “a young
lady” of some forty-five gentle summers and hard winters at my left side,
to visit the new park in the abbey meadows.  The sight was most
enchanting.  Few lovers were on the walks with their arms entwined round
each other’s waists.  The artificial lakes, hills, and rockeries were
seen with solemn grandeur by the aid of distant lamps.  The moving
murmuringly forward of the “soar” waters beneath our feet, as we stood on
the bridge, lighted up with silver streaks of distant lamps, and the
pealing forth of the soft, heavenly, riveting, and mesmerizing hymns and
chimes of the evening bells of St. Mark’s and St. Saviour’s, made me feel
that all the troubles, trials, opposition, misrepresentation, and
hardship I had passed through were suddenly transformed into pleasures,
leading up to the indescribable panoramic views that appeared before my
vision.  As it passed away—or, I should say, I passed from it—another one
opened up which led me on and on in spirit to the heavenly rest and
everlasting beauty in store.  The Rev. Richard Wilton says—

    “Let Nature’s music still the ear delight,
    And gracious echoes mortal cares allay,
    Till “wood-notes” ’mid angelic warbling cease,
    And “church bells” ring us to eternal peace.”

In a few minutes after this I was between the sheets, and I could have
said with John Harris, as sleep stole gently into my room—

    “Hark!  What is that?  The spirit of the vale?
    Or is it some bright angel by the lake?”

And the last I remember was, I was muttering over “by” “by” “the” “lake,”
“by” “by” “the” “the” “lake,” “la—la,” and I was bound fast to the bed.

A quondam friend bade me “good morning,” and then jumped into a “first
class” to recite his “R’s” and “S’s” so as to give them the finishing
touch correctly the next Sunday morning, while I enjoyed the honour and
pleasure of a “third.”  We arrived together at Nottingham, and I made my
way to a “temperance hotel,” not half a mile from the station, with
“first-class” appearances outside, but with “third-class” bedroom
accommodation.  My room was a “top back,” overlooking well-known old
friends, viz., bricks, tiles, terra-cotta, sanitary pipes, encaustic
tiles, &c, with a board in the corner covered with oilcloth for a washing
stand, and a tea saucer for a “soap tray.”  The bed was hard, and the
blind was of a material that needed no washing; in fact, the room was
bare, cheerless, comfortless, and cold.  I strolled into the
market-place, and was soon talking to some old-fashioned Staffordshire
gipsies with short skirts, and apparently, thick legs, heavy boots, with
plenty of colour about their “head-gear,” who, taking all things into
consideration, were not bad specimens of gipsies of the present day.

After this I spent a short time with my old friend, Mr. William Bradshaw,
a name which has been well known in the midland counties for many long
years.  Writing and gossiping consumed the remainder of the day; and at
ten o’clock I mounted and climbed nearer heaven to rub my eyes again at
peep o’ day.  Between four and five o’clock I was in and out of my hard
bed a dozen times, guessing the time and groping in the dark, for fear I
might miss the train to Bulwell Forest.  At last I got so fidgety that I
was determined to get up, “hit or miss.”  I dressed, and then went
downstairs to find my way out into the street; but, not having an angel,
like Peter, to open the doors for me, I had to ring and ring and shout
sufficient to awaken all in the house; if they had been as deaf as posts,
I could not have had a greater difficulty to awaken them.  At last the
landlord made his appearance with his shirt on, and his hair on an end
like a frightened ghost.  Owing to my early movements, and being a
suspicious-looking customer, I had to pay my bill, and out I went about
half-past five.  My train started for Bulwell at six o’clock, and at six
thirty I was among the gipsies upon the forest.  There were four vans
full of gipsies of all sorts and sizes, just turning out of their “bed;”
so dirty were they that I should not have been surprised if the “beds”
had run away with them.  “Smiths” and “Winters” were the two prominent
names.  “Bless me,” I said, there are “gipsy Smiths here, there, and
everywhere.”  “Yes, you are right, my good mon,” said Mrs. Gipsy Winter
in a Staffordshire twang.  In the four vans there would be twelve adults
and eighteen poor, rough, dirty, neglected little gipsy children, not one
of whom could read or write.  The policeman said to me, “The gipsies that
come on this forest and about these parts are a rough, dirty, bad lot,
and no mistake.  Nowt comes amiss that they can lay their hands upon, I
can assure you.”  I had a chat with Mrs. Gipsy Winter, and told her what
my object was, viz., to bring their vans under registration, and also to
give their children a free education; to which she replied with delight,
“Lor, bless you, my good mon, I’m reight glad you big fokes are going to
do sommat in the way o’ givin’ our childer a bit o’ eddication, for
they’re nowt as it is.  They are growin’ up as ignorant as osses; they
conner tell a ‘b’ from a bull’s foot.  I conner read mysen, but I should
like our childer to be able to read and write.  Han you got one o’ your
eddication pass books wi’ yer? cause if yer han, I’ll ha’ one.”  I told
her that the Act was not passed authorizing the use of them; at which she
held down her head, and said, “I suppose we mun wait a long time fust.”
“Yes,” I said, “it will not be this year.”

Mrs. Gipsy Winter had upon her finger a Masonic ring—_i.e._, a ring with
the “square” and “compasses” engraved upon it.  Of course I felt sure she
was not a Freemason, and did not proceed to put her to the test.  There
never was but one woman a Freemason, and the reason was that she secreted
herself in an old clock case while the ceremonies were being performed in
the Lodge “close tiled.”  The only way out of the awkward difficulty was
to make her a Mason forthwith on the spot, and this—so Masonic squib and
report has it—was done.  This report of “our Masonic sister” is to be
taken with a pinch of snuff.

I called to see a family of gipsy Woodwards who have taken a house and
are settling down the same as other folk.  Those of their children that
are able to work are working at the coalpits close by, and the children
of school age are sent to school.  In the course of time they will become
as other workers, helping on the welfare of the country, and at the same
time securing their own comfort and happiness.  The house did not present
the appearance of a fidgety old maid’s drawing-room, but they are up the
first steps towards it.  Time and encouragement will bring it round in
the sweet “good time coming.”  “Wait a little longer, boys; wait a little
longer.”

It is complete bosh, nonsense, wickedness, and misleading folly for
frothy novelists to say that it is impossible for gipsies to settle down
to industrious habits and a regular life.  I know full well they can, and
are willing, many of them, to settle down, if means be taken to bring it
about.  I will only mention one case, to illustrate many others, viz., a
gipsy I know well, who is as pure a gipsy as it is possible to find at
this late day.  The good old man has had a settled home for forty years,
and goes to hard work night and morning amongst the farmers, the same as
other labourers do.  Aye, and many times he works late and early, dining
at times off a crust and a cup of cold water with a thankful heart in the
week-day, and sings God’s praises on Sundays.

To come back again to Bulwell Forest.  After I had visited the Woodwards
I turned into a small coffee-shop to get a cup of tea; and while I was
enjoying the penny cup of tea with a halfpenny’s-worth of bread and
butter for my breakfast, the landlord said: “One of the young gipsy
rascals of the forest came into my shop last week, and made himself too
friendly and free with some things that lay upon the table, for which I
could have put him into jail; but I did not like to follow it up, and the
lot of them have made themselves scarce since.”  Another old woman, a
seller of the _Nottingham Daily Journal_, _Nottingham Daily Guardian_,
_Express_, _&c._, said, “The gipsies often come into my house and want to
tell me my fortune; but I always tell them that I know it better than
they can tell me, and will have no cotter with them.”

I next came upon a gipsy named L—, who told me of a case of gipsy
kidnapping which took place at Macclesfield a year ago, viz., that of a
gipsy woman stealing a pretty little girl of tender years out of the
streets, belonging to a fairly well-to-do tradesman living in the town.
Although the child was advertised for a long time, and large rewards
offered, it was not to be found, till one day a gipsy girl went to one of
the shops in Macclesfield to sell some gipsy “clothes pegs.”  The good
woman of the house came to the door.  Although five long years had passed
away, tears had been dried up again and again, and hundreds of prayers
had gone upward to Him who hears prayers and sighs, and the child had
grown big and brown, and was dressed in rags and filth, the mother
recognized the poor gipsy child standing at her door hawking “pegs” as
her own dear little darling “Polly.”  Without waiting for the lost child
to be washed, dressed, and its hair combed, she embraced her darling
little lost daughter covered in rags with fond kisses, which told a tale
through the gipsy dirt upon the child’s face, as only a tender-hearted,
loving mother can, and straightway called in her friends and neighbours,
and said, “Rejoice with me, for I have found this day my long-lost little
darling Polly.”  A policeman was sent for, the kidnapping gipsy woman was
traced, and was sentenced to eighteen months’ hard labour in jail for her
wrong-doing.

I was also told of gipsies who are undergoing long terms of penal
servitude for horse-stealing, their favourite game—sheep stand second on
the list.  Donkeys are very low down upon their list, as they are not
worth “shot and powder.”  “If a gipsy should get ‘nabbed’ for stealing a
donkey, it would be looked upon in the eyes of the bobbies,” said my
gipsy friend, “like stealing a horse.”

A whirl, twirl, puff, and a whiz landed me upon the platform in the
“Health Department” at the University College, Nottingham, September 26,
1882, with my bags, books, and papers, among the large gathering of
Social Science magnates and doctors, to discuss—firstly, the Canal Boats
Act Amendment Bill of 1881, which I am humbly promoting; and secondly,
“The Conditions of our Gipsies and their Children, with Remedies.”  Among
others upon the platform there were Mr. Arnold Morley, M.P., Mr. W. H.
Wills, M.P., Mr. Whately Cook Taylor, Chairman, one of Her Majesty’s
Chief Inspectors of Factories; Mr. H. H. Collins, Hon. Secretary of the
Health Department; Mr. J. Clifford Smith, Secretary to the Social Science
Association; and in the body of the hall there were Dr. Hill, the Medical
Officer of Health for Birmingham; Mr. Walter Hazell, Mr. Russell of
Dublin, and a large gathering of ladies, “too numerous to mention.”

I had expected to find a large opposition force confronting me,
consisting of those who would keep the canal and gipsy children in their
present degraded condition; but, like the Midianitish host, the breaking
of my cracked pitcher had frightened them out of their wits, and they had
scampered off to the hedges and ditches to skulk in front of me again
another day.  No doubt with my papers, Gladstone bag, spectacles, &c., I
presented very much the appearance of “Mrs. Gamp” at her speechifying
table.

These are my papers with all their faults and living seeds, sown and
planted at the Master’s bidding, in the midst of much toil, hardship, and
persecution; which seeds will bring forth a little eternal fruit some
day—maybe, when my work is done, and I have been called home to rest with
the little ones.



_The Condition of our Gipsies and their Children_, _with Remedies_.


In the year 1514 the gipsies landed in Scotland from the Continent, and
from that date to the present time we have had in our midst over 30,000
men, women, and children with increasing numbers, going to and from our
villages, towns, lanes, and fairs, and mixing with the simple, wise, gay,
and foolish, leading the lives of vagabonds, demoralizing all they have
been brought in contact with, by their lying, plundering, dirty, filthy,
cheating, and crafty habits.  In one word, the gipsies have been, and
still are, a disgrace to Christian civilization.  Of course there are
exceptions among them, and I wish from the bottom of my heart that there
were more.

They live huddled together regardless of either sex, age, or decency,
under hedges, in tents, barns, or on the roadside, with but little regard
for marriage ceremonies.

Their food, in many instances, is little better than garbage and refuse,
and the most riff-raff of them bed themselves upon rotten straw.

We have also, at this late day, with sunny education gleaming on every
hand, over 30,000 poor gipsy children of school age growing up as
vagabonds, and not two per cent. of the whole able to read or write a
sentence.

If our present-day gipsies had been of the romantic type of some two or
three centuries ago, as pictured to us so beautifully by fascinating
novelists, we might have wandered down the country green lanes, and by
the side of rivulets, to admire their witchery, colours, and gipsy
traits, exhibited with much refined skill, artistic touch, and feeling by
gipsy writers; but the fact is, to state it plainly, the romantic gipsy
of novels and romance has been dead long ago, and neither the stage,
romance, nor imagination will ever bring him to life again in this
country.

Our gipsies of to-day are neither more nor less than ignorant, idle
tramps, scamps, and vagabonds.  This I know full well, for I have found
it out over and over again, not by hearsay, but by mixing and eating with
them in their wretched abodes often during the last five years.

My sorrowful experience of them forty years ago, with casual
acquaintances since, and onward to 1878, has not brought any traits of
their character, as practised by them, that any sane-thinking, loyal, or
observing man can admire, and the sooner our legislators deal with our
gipsy vagabonds the better it will be for us as a nation.

Many of the gipsies have large hearts, and are most kindly, and they are
also clever and musical.  These features of gipsy life I have witnessed
myself many times.  The cause of their degraded position may be laid at
the door of our Christian apathy, legislative indifference, social
deadness, and philanthropic neglect.

The flickering and uncertain efforts of missionary agency will do
something towards reclaiming our poor lost wandering little brothers and
sisters, but not a tithe of what the social, sanitary, and educational
laws of the country can do.

In the paper I had the honour to read before this Congress at Manchester,
in 1879, I dealt more especially with the evils of gipsy life, only
referring briefly to my remedy, the substance of which I have published
in my “Gipsy Life,” and in various forms since 1878, and onward to this
date, which, with additional suggestions, are as follow:—

1.  I would have all movable or temporary habitations registered and
numbered, and under proper sanitary arrangements in a manner analogous to
that provided under the Canal Boats Act of 1877.

2.  Not less than 100 cubic feet of space for each female above the age
of twelve, and each male above the age of fourteen; and not less than 50
cubic feet of space for each female under the age of twelve, and for each
male under the age of fourteen.

3.  No male above the age of fourteen, and no female above the age of
twelve, should be allowed to sleep in the same tent, or van, as man and
wife, unless separate sleeping accommodation and suitable ventilation be
provided.

4.  A registration certificate to be obtained, and renewable annually at
any of the urban or rural sanitary authorities in the country, for which
the owner of the tent, or van, shall pay a sum of 10s., commencing on the
first of January in each year.

5.  The compulsory attendance at day schools a given number of times of
all travelling children, or others, living in temporary or unrateable
dwellings up to the age required by the Education Code, which attendance
should be facilitated and brought about by means of a free educational
pass book, procurable at any bookseller’s, for the sum of one shilling,
as I have suggested to meet the case of canal children.

6.  The children to be at liberty to attend any National, British, Board,
or other day schools under the management of properly qualified
schoolmasters.

7.  No child under thirteen years of age to be engaged in any capacity
for either hire or profit, unless such child shall have passed the “third
standard” of the Education Code.

8.  No child or young person to work for either hire or profit on Sundays
under the age of sixteen.

9.  Power to be given to any properly qualified sanitary officer, School
Board visitor, inspector, or Government official, to enter the tents,
vans, shows, or other temporary or movable dwelling, at any time, or in
any place, and detain them if necessary, for the purpose of seeing that
the law is properly carried out.

10.  The Local Government Board to have power to appoint one, or two, or
more officials to see that the local authorities enforce and carry out
the Act; and also to report to Parliament annually.

11.  All fines to be paid over to those authorities who enforce the Act
and the regulations of the Local Government Board.

12.  As an encouragement to those gipsy wanderers who cannot afford to
have healthy and suitable travelling vans and other abodes, and who
desire to settle down from their wandering and degrading existence to
industrious habits the Government should purchase common or waste lands,
or allot lands of their own to the gipsies in small parcels upon a long
lease—say for ninety-nine years—at a nominal rent.

With these features embodied in an Act of Parliament, and properly
carried out by the local authorities, under the supervision and control
of the Local Government Board and Education Department, gleams of a
brighter day might be said to manifest themselves upon our social
horizon, which will elevate our gipsies and their children into a
position that will reflect a credit instead of a disgrace to us as a
civilized nation.

    “And shall he be left in the streets to room,
       An outcast live and wild?
    ‘God forbid!’ you say.  Then help, I pray.
          To provide for the [gipsy child].”

                           Rev. I. CHARLESWORTH, _Sword and Trowel_, 1671.

_The Canal Boats Act of_ 1877, _and the Amending Bills of_ 1881 _and_
1882.  By GEORGE SMITH, of Coalville.

In 1877 an Act was passed entitled “The Canal Boats Act of 1877,” on the
basis sketched out by me in a paper I had the honour to read before this
Congress, held at Liverpool in 1876; and also in my letters, articles,
&c., which have appeared in the lending journals, and in my works since
the passing of the Act and onward from 1872 to this date.

After the Bill was drawn up, and during its progress through committee in
1877, several features were foreshadowed in the measure which led me to
fear that when passed it would not accomplish all we so much desired, and
these I pointed out to the late Lord Frederick Cavendish, the Right Hon.
W. E. Forster, Mr. Salt, Parliamentary Secretary to the Local Government
Board; Mr. John Corbett, M.P., Mr. Pell, M.P., Mr. P. Rylands, M.P., Mr.
Sampson Lloyd, MP., Mr. W. E. Price, M.P., and many others; but rather
than yield to the opposition of the Canal Association, and the loss of
the Bill, I suggested that it should be passed, notwithstanding the
drawbacks that were in sight.

When Lord Frederick Cavendish, Mr. Price, and others, at the fag end of
the session of 1877, put the question seriously to me, as to whether the
Bill should not be massacred along with the other innocents, I replied as
follows: “Push the Bill through Committee by all means.  A piece of a
loaf is better than none.  It has its defects, but if we do not get the
Bill passed this year we shall not be likely to do so next year.  Let us
get the thin end of the wedge in.  The operation of the Act will be to
bring about the registration of the canal boats, to give power to the
sanitary officers to enter the cabins, to secure the education of the
40,000 canal children, and also to prevent overcrowding in the cabins.”

The first step towards carrying out the Act, after five years’ continued
agitation and visits to various parts of the country, has been fairly
accomplished; and the sanitary officers, by the power given to them under
the Act, have done good by preventing, in some degree, the spread of
infectious diseases; but the main features of the Act, viz., the
education of the canal children, the prohibition of overcrowding in the
cabins, and the annual registration of the boats, are almost entirely
neglected.

The following are the failing points of the Act of 1877:

1.  The Act to a great extent is permissive.  2.  Proceedings cannot be
taken against the boatmen and boatowners for evading the regulations of
the Local Government Board—the most important of all.  Breakers of this
Act can be brought under the lash of the law, but breakers of the
regulations cannot.  3. The Act of 1877 is placed in the hands of the
local registration authorities to carry out, consequently the expenses
fall upon the ratepayers, and the result is that the local sanitary
inspectors, or registration officers, have had but little added to their
salaries—in many instances nothing—and with strict orders not to go
beyond their town or city boundaries.  Thus it will be seen that boats
plying between the registration districts, which are as a rule between
twenty and fifty miles apart, are left to themselves.  4. Another
oversight in the Act is the non-annual registration of the boats, and
consequently there have been no fees to meet the expenses.  It was
intended from the first that there should be an annual registration of
the boats.  5. The want of power in the Act to enable the Local
Government Board to appoint officers to supervise, control, inspect,
enforce, and report to Parliament upon the working of the Act and the
regulations.  6. Another cause of failure in the Act has been owing to
power not having been given to inspectors to enter the cabins or inspect
the boats at any other time than “by day.”  Boats are more or less on the
move by day, and it is only when they are tied up—which generally happens
after six o’clock—or when they are being loaded or unloaded, that the
local registration officer has an opportunity to see or to form any idea
as to what number of men, women, and children are sleeping and huddling
together in the cabins.  7. The Act does not give the School Board
officer power to enter a boat cabin.  The education clauses of the Act
have, I might almost say, entirely failed: (_a_) owing to the
indifference manifested by the school authorities at which places the
boats are registered as belonging to; (_b_) the extra trouble they give
to the school attendance officers; (_c_) the facilities given and the
chances seized by the boatmen to get outside the town or city boundaries
with their children so as to elude the grasp or shun the eye of the
School Board officer.  8. The payment of a week’s school fees demanded
from the children who can only attend one or two days in the week.  It is
not either fair, honest, or just to compel a boatman to pay more for the
education of his children than others have to pay.  9. Many boats in the
coal districts, with women and children on board, travelling short
distances, have escaped registration and inspection under the plea that
their boats are not used as dwellings.  10. Another very important reason
advanced by the registration authorities why the boatmen and boatowners
have not been prosecuted for breaches of the Act is that all the trouble
and expense attending prosecutions have had to be borne by the local
ratepayers, while the fines, in accordance with the Act of 1877, have
been paid over to the county fund, instead of the borough or local fund.

The Bill I am humbly promoting, and which has been before Parliament
during the last two sessions, supported by Lord Aberdare, Earl Stanhope,
Earl Shaftesbury, the Marquis of Tweeddale, Mr. Samuel Morley, M.P., Mr.
Albert Pell, M.P., Mr. John Corbett, M.P., Mr. Thos. Salt, M.P., Mr.
Thos. Burt, M.P., and Mr. H. Broadhurst, M.P., provides a remedy for
these faulty places.  1. I would do away with the permissive features of
the Act of 1872.  2. Fines to be inflicted for breaches of the
regulations, as well as for breaches of the Act.  3. I give under the Act
the local registration authorities part of the registration fees.  I
propose that the annual registration fee should be 5s. for each boat, one
half of this amount to go to the Government, and the other half to the
local authorities.  4. The registration of the boats to be annual.  This
will be a very simple and inexpensive affair, no matter in what
registration district the boat happens to be at the time of the renewal.
5. I give under the Bill the Local Government Board power to appoint one,
two, or more officials to visit the canals in various parts of the
country, and to see to the proper enforcement of the Act, and to report
annually to Parliament.  6. I propose that the inspectors should have
power to enter a canal boat at any “reasonable hour.”  7. No child shall
be employed on a canal boat unless such child shall have passed the
“third standard.”  8. I propose that children, whom the regulations allow
to live in the cabins, should have a free educational pass book, which
would enable them to attend any day school while the boats are being
loaded and unloaded.  9. No child under the age of sixteen to work on a
canal boat on Sundays.  10. All boats upon which there is accommodation
for cooking or sleeping to be deemed to be used as dwellings.  11. All
fines to be paid over to those authorities who enforce the Act.

When the Canal Boats Act of 1877 is amended in accordance with the lines
I have laid down in the Bill, the stigma that has been resting upon the
country and our canal population, numbering nearly 100,000 men, women,
and children, during the last 125 years, will be in an easy way for
removal, without inconvenience or costing the country one farthing, and
the boatowners and captains not more than 2s. 6d. each per annum.

With the proper carrying out of the Act the 40,000 boat children of
school age, not ten per cent. of whom can read and write, will be
educated, and the boatmen’s homes made more healthy and happy;
industrious habits will be encouraged, and the country will also be made
richer by increasing the happiness of her water toilers upon our rivers
and canals.

    “Oh, help them, then, if ye are men,
    And, when thy race is run,
    Turn not aside, nor think with pride
    Thy work in life is done.”

                                                          ELLIS, _Quiver_.

My papers passed off in the midst of smiles and kindly and lengthy _press
notices_.  Editors have always been more kind to me than I have deserved,
much more than I had anticipated.  The fact is, I had expected some rough
handling, and armed myself with a few little rough, awkward facts.
Perhaps it was fortunate for me that the majority of my hearers were of
the gentler sex.  Bless their dear hearts!  Their encouraging smiles and
words have helped me through many a difficulty in pushing on with the
cause of the children.  May God reward them a thousandfold.

The act was ended, and the curtain dropped.  I therefore “picked up my
crumbs,” and bade my friends goodbye till—D.V. and if all’s well—we meet
again next year at Huddersfield.  I then made my way to the station, and
home.  Upon Leicester platform I met with a few old friends, who had
pleasant greetings for me, including Mr. Thompson, Mr. Fox, and a
literary friend, the Rev. W. L. Lang, F.R.G.S., who has given myself and
the cause I have in hand many lifts—bless him for it.  Onward and upward
may he travel to the time when it shall be said, “It is enough.”  And to
my many other friends who have helped me by their influence and with
their pens, I repeat the same thing over and over again.

My little stock of the “one thing needful” had begun to turn quite
modest, and crept into the corners of my pocket, so as to be scarcely
felt among the keys of boxes, drawers, cupboards, and lockers, knives,
and other pocket trifles.  I took my ticket to Rugby, which left me with
one shilling.  I had not gone far before my ticket was missing out of my
hand.  I was in a minute “all of a stew.”  Cold perspiration crept over
me.  In a twinkle, before any one could say “Jack Robinson,” my hands
were at the bottom of my pockets using their force to persuade Mr.
“Ticket” to turn up; but no! it was not to be found.  Fortunately a
porter came panting after me and asked if I had not lost my ticket.  He
had lifted a ton weight off my shoulders, and I thanked him very much.
At Rugby I spent my last coin in copies of the _Times_, _Standard_,
_Daily News_, _Telegraph_, _Daily Chronicle_, _and Morning Post_.  In
nearing our old antiquated village along the lovely green lanes, little
village children were to be seen gathering blackberries.  The sun was
shining most beautifully in my face.  The autumnal tints and hues were to
be seen upon the trees.  The gentle rustling wind brought the decaying
and useless leaves hesitatingly and in a zigzag fashion to the ground, as
if they were loath to leave the trees which had given them birth, before
settling among the mud to be trampled upon by tramps and gipsies.  While
climbing the last hill, with a heavy heart and light pocket, weighed on
all sides with nervous hope, trembling doubts, and anxious fears, I never
more fully realized the force of John Wesley’s hymn, as I tried to hum it
over.  In soft but faltering accents I might have been heard by the
village children singing—

    “No foot of land do I possess,
    No cottage in this wilderness.
          A poor wayfaring man,
    I lodge awhile in tents below,
    Or gladly wander to and fro,
          Till I my Canaan gain.”

The first thing that caught my eye upon my library table was a letter
from Mr. Samuel Morley, M.P., in which was enclosed a cheque to aid in
building a Good Templar hall at Northampton, about which I had written.
This was duly sent to Mr. Hollowell, the secretary.  Underneath Mr.
Morley’s letter lay one from a friend, Mr. Frank A. Bevan, of 54, Lombard
Street, enclosing a small cheque on behalf of himself, Lord Aberdare, and
a number of friends, to help me in my work, and to provide for the daily
wants of my little ones, till we arrived at the next stile on our rough,
steep, and somewhat zigzag journey.  The sight of his cheque sent a
thrill of joy through my soul, and I could not help shouting out,
“Thanks! a thousand times.”

Light again dawned at eventide, and we were enabled to retire to rest
singing God’s praises as the candle flickered in the socket.

In my “Gipsy Life” I have shown, among other things which have never been
mentioned by any gipsy writer before, the following particulars.  First,
the cause and probable date of the gipsies leaving India; second, the
route by which they travelled to Europe; and third, the cause of their
persecution after their arrival in England from the continent.

My gipsy paper did not give universal satisfaction to everybody outside
the congress.  My plain matter-of-fact statements raised the ire of a few
little narrow-souled mortals, who had not the courage to appear in their
own dress, and borrowed other people’s clothes—_shooba Rye_, &c.—to
crouch in while they fired their popguns at me.  Just as they were trying
to swallow my papers, an article appeared in the _Morning Post_, stating
that I “knew more than any man in England about the gipsies.”  This was
more than _O Bongo_, _ho_, _no tïckno chavo_ could stand.  Editors are
not like most mortals, they have a perfect right to say what they please
about anybody and everybody.  They and other literary friends have been
more than kind to the cause of the children and my unworthy self, for
which I thank them from the bottom of my heart.  Without their help I
could not have got along.  I sent the following letter to the _Morning
Post_, bearing date October 11, 1882, relating to “_Shooba Rye_,” _O
Bongo_, _hó_, _no tïckno chavo_:

“Your correspondent complains that I do not know sufficient of the
gipsies.  My congress papers and my ‘Gipsy Life’ show that I know a
little.  It is evident I know more than is pleasant to him, or he would
not have hastily snatched up some one else’s badly-fitting night-dress to
sally forth with his farthing candle in hand to put a ‘sprag’ into my
wheel.  Such backward movements are too late in the day to stop the sun
of civilization and Christianity shedding its rays upon the path of the
poor gipsy child and its home.

“I do not pretend to know more than forty years everyday practical
observation and insight into the real hard facts of the conditions of the
women and children employed in the brickyards and canal boats, and the
dwellers in gipsy tents and vans can give me.

“Two days ago I came upon a family of gipsy ‘muggers,’ father, mother,
and four children, travelling in a cart.  The poor little children, whose
ages ranged from four to twelve years, were stived up in a box on the
cart, which box was 5 ft. long by 2 ft. 9 in. wide by 3 ft high, or about
eleven cubic feet of space for each poor child.  The children were all
down with a highly infectious disease, carrying it from a village, where
it had been raging, to Daventry and Northampton.  I gave the children
some apples, but the poor things said, ‘We are all ill and cannot eat
them.’  None of these children could tell a letter.  These are facts and
not fiction; inartistically dressed, I admit, and without the flowers of
poetical imagination to adorn them.  Knowledge gained under the
circumstances in which I have been placed, will, I think, be found nearly
as valuable in improving the condition of neglected and suffering
children as imaginative, unhealthy backwood fiction spun by the yard
under drawing-room influences and by the side of drawing-room fires can
be.  At any rate, I have tried for many long years in my rough way to
look at the sad condition of the women and children whose cause I have
ventured to take in hand with both eyes open, one to their faults, and
the other to their virtues; and also with a heart to feel and a hand to
help, as my letters, papers, and books will show to those who have the
patience to read them.

“I have not been content to sit upon mossy banks by the side of rippling
rivulets, with a lovely sun shining overhead, and beneath the witching
looks and mesmeric smiles of lovely damsels, swallowing love and other
tales as gospel.

“It is time the hard facts and lot of our gipsies and their
children—_i.e._, those travelling in vans, shows, and tents—were
realized.  It is time we asked ourselves the question, ‘What are the vast
increasing numbers—over 30,000—of children tramping the country being
trained for?’

“The fact is this: Parliament, Christians, moralists, and philanthropists
have been content for generations to look at the gipsies and other
travellers of the class through glasses tinted and prismed with the seven
colours of the rainbow, handed to us by those who would keep the children
in ignorance and sin, instead of taking them by the hand to help them out
of their degrading position.  My plan would improve their condition,
without interfering with their liberty to any amount worth naming,
considering the blessed advantages to be derived by the gipsies and
others from it.

“No amount of misleading sentiment will stop me till the case of the poor
children is remedied by the civilizing measures of the country—viz.,
education, sanitation, and moral precepts—extended to them by an Act of
Parliament, as I have described in other places, which could be carried
out, and a system of free education established, by means of a pass book,
without any inconvenience or cost worth mention.  Why should our
present-day canal and gipsy children be left out in the cold?”

    “’Tis not the work of force, but skill,
    To find the way into man’s will:
    ’Tis love alone can hearts unlock;
    Who knows the Word he needs not knock.”

                                     RICHARD CRASHAW, “_Fuller Worthies_.”




Rambles Among the Gipsies at Daventry and Banbury Fairs.


THE eleventh of October, one thousand eight hundred and eighty-two dawned
upon “Old England” while rain was coming down too drearily, drizzly, and
freely for either man or beast to be comfortable.  Foggy, cold, and murky
November seemed desirous of making its advent earlier than usual.  Not a
songster was to be seen nor an autumnal chirp heard round our dwelling.
Long dark nights had begun to creep over nature.  “The last rose of
summer,” the Queen of English flowers, was drooping its head and
withering up, and the leaves were dwindling down to nothingness.  The
lanes were strewn with dying leaves which had done their duty nobly and
well.

Through the low and heavy clouds the voice and footsteps of children, as
they trotted off with their milk tins, seemed to echo in my ears, and
other sounds to hover round me, carrying with them a kind of hollow
sepulchral sensation, telling me that summer was dead and autumn was
preparing nature for the winter shroud, which was undergoing the process
of weaving by angelic hands.

The sound of the thresher’s flail was heard in the barn, calling out
“Clank,” “Clank,” “Clank,” “Thud,” as it struck the corn and barn floor,
causing the precious grain to fly like a shower of small pellets against
the doors.  Not a gleam of sunshine was to be seen.  Summer and winter
seemed during the last fortnight to have been struggling with each other,
in the death-throes of nature for the mastery.  Genial summer had to give
way to savage winter, and little robins piped forth the victory.
Everywhere seemed cold, damp, and covered with melancholy.  As we
meditated upon the surroundings, our carrier drove to our door with his
van, into which I got, and seated myself in one of the corners almost out
of sight.  A patent “four-wheeler” of this kind I had not been used to,
and our little folks did their best to try to persuade me not to try the
experiment.  We had not gone many yards before eggs, boxes, whiskey
bottles, butter, and onions were handed to our carrier for carriage and
safe custody to Daventry fair.  Fat and thin women were closely packed
round me.  Welton is a noted village for fat women, which may be the
result of the excellent water.  While our village blacksmith was putting
some of his handiwork into the carrier’s van, the scene brought vividly
to my mind Longfellow’s poem.  He might have seen the very spot.

    “Under a spreading chestnut tree
       The village smithy stands;
    The smith a mighty man is he,
       With large and sinewy hands;
    And the muscles of his brawny arms
       Are strong as iron bands.”

I mumbled the verse over to myself as we jogged along.  To have repeated
or bawled it out in such “close quarters” would have been worse than
putting one’s head into a hatbox.

After the usual “picking up” and “calling” we began to slowly trot off
with our load.  We had not got far before our village dames, damsels, and
companions began to indulge more or less in the usual village gossip and
jokes.  Big heavy old women could indulge in sprightly conversation as
freely as if they were “four-year-olds.”  Pleasantry was exchanged as to
who was to sit next to our driver, so as to keep his back warm.  Village
parsons and squires were the first upon the programme.  Then came a long
rigmarole about the old maids and maidens, poachers, slovens, slatterns,
fashions, Jacks, Jims, and Pollies.  Everybody knew everybody’s business,
ranging from the death of Polly Jones’s cat to Squire Brown’s fine horse.
Good masters were passed over with “He’s not a bad sort of man to work
for, and he’d be better if he had more to do with.”  Bad masters were
mentioned with a curl of the lip, a scowl and a shake of the head, ending
with “He’s a bad ’un; my man shouldn’t work for him at any price, if I
could help it.”  Mrs. So-and-So, and Miss So-and-So were “snappy old
things,” “niggardly, mean, and miserable;” “nobody has a moment’s comfort
near them.”  “Oh!” said one, on the road, “did you see Miss Jenny Starch
on Sunday with her new bonnet on?  Didn’t she look mighty fine?  Wasn’t
she a stuck-up thing?  Nobody could come near her with a fork.”  “Did you
see,” said another, “the three poor little children running about the
streets this morning, almost naked, in rags and dirt?  The mother is
idle, and the father drinks.  They both want horsewhipping, and if I
could have my own way I would give it them.”  “Yes,” said another, “and
serve them right.”  “Did you see,” said another, “the Misses So-and-So in
church on Sunday?  They looked quite pretty.  When you can just catch
them in the right temper, they are so nice and pleasant.  What a thing
this money is, isn’t it?  Money buys fine feathers, and fine feathers
make fine birds.”  “Anybody can be made pretty, nowadays, if they have
only the money,” said a stout dame, who had a big red face under a little
bonnet, and must have weighed little short of eighteen stone.  We were
passed on the road by two “screwy” old maids from Bonnybrook, “trotting
off to market” in a green pony carriage, sitting like Jack and Jill, one
before and the other behind, bolt upright and as still as posts, looking
out of the corner of their eyes.  As we were mounting the hill going into
Daventry the question of “leaving” was brought upon the carpet, and it
came out that all of them were satisfied with their “old masters,” and
were going to “stop again at the old wages.”  I am afraid their “old
masters”—husbands—will have a little difficulty in getting rid of them.
They like the “old shop” too well to budge.  The process of riddance, “My
dear husband,” and a stream of tears would have to be faced before they
“cleared out.”

I had not been long in the “mop” before I was face to face with a
good-looking, but somewhat eccentric, and good-natured popgun owner,
named Mott, at one of the stalls.  One passage of Scripture after another
he repeated in rapid succession with breathless speech, until quite a
crowd gathered round us in the drizzling rain.  After my friend—who has
been on the road attending fairs for forty years—had finished his speech,
his wife handed to him a newspaper, out of which he read my letter as it
appeared in the _Daily News_, bearing date September 5th, 1882, which
will also be found in page 161.  The newspaper had been given to them by
a dirty, wretched, filthy-looking family of travelling show folks from
London, whose corns and consciences had been touched to the quick.  After
he had read it, and had given it to his wife again, I expected a “rather
hot reception,” especially after a paragraph which has been going the
round of a few of the papers, to the effect that I must look out for
trouble from “light and dark gentlemen.”  As the paper passed from his
hands I looked rather anxiously into his face to see what the effect
would be.  To my surprise, the index of his soul showed pleasure, and not
anger; and in unmistakable tones he said, “You are quite right, sir, and
I thank you for it.  It is rather warm, but your object is right—there is
no mistaking that.  I quite agree with your plans, and so does every
right-thinking man.  The traveller’s and other gipsy children ought to be
educated.  God bless you, sir, I know what religion is; I am an old
backslider.  I was once a leading member among the Baptists, but I
chipped out over a little thing, and now me and my old woman are
travelling the country in our van, and doing this sort of thing.  There
is one thing I should like to say, sir; I never creep into my bed in the
van without saying my prayers to my heavenly Father.  I feel to sleep
better after it.  It soothes me a little.”  Tears were making their way
down the grey-haired traveller’s face; and I think it would have been a
blessed thing for him if I could have introduced him into a Methodist
prayer-meeting, as a stepping stone that would lead him out and on to the
paths he trod in the days of yore, crying out from the depths of his
soul, in the language of a writer in the _Christian Life_ for October
14th, 1882—

    “Thou art a rock, to which I flee;
    With all my sins I come to Thee,
    And lay them down, Lord, at Thy feet,
    Before the shining mercy-seat.
    Thou art a fortress strong and high,
    To which for shelter all may fly,
    Sure there to find a safe retreat,
    Beneath the sacred mercy-seat.”

After shaking hands with this couple I bade them goodbye, and gave them
something to read during the dark hours of winter, something in which are
buried seeds of a bright spring-time for them both, if they will only
follow out the directions given.  I then strolled into the fair.  I had
not gone far before I came upon an old brickmaker, and from him I gleaned
some facts showing how wretchedly the Brickyard Act of 1871 is being
carried out.  After chatting with him for some minutes he apparently took
stock of my hair, which has, thank God, grown almost white in the cause
of suffering children.  Mr. Brickmaker turned quite poetical, and in
parting said—

    “Take stock, Mr. Knock,
    That’s what I have to say, Mr. Grey,”

and he then sidled and smiled away into the crowd.

I had not been long moving to and fro among the gipsies before I learned
that two gipsies, whose head-quarters were a few miles from Daventry,
were undergoing transportation, one for sheep-stealing, and the other for
horse-stealing.  The horse-stealing gipsy was caught in his own trap,
owing to his being too clever and daring.  It came about as follows: A
publican and farmer a few miles from here had a fine, beautiful, young
black horse, to which the gipsy took a fancy; and it so happened with
this gipsy, as with other gipsies of this class, that he had not too much
money to spare for purchasing purposes.  An old idea ran fresh through
his brain, which was, that he could with but little trouble make the
horse his own, without money and the bother and trouble of giving back
the “shilling for luck” on the completion of the purchase.  Accordingly
he sallied forth one dark night and took the beautiful animal out of the
field, not far from Daventry, and kept it “in close confinement” for
three days to undergo doctoring, at the end of which time the stolen
horse was quite a different looking animal.  The horse now had a white
star upon its forehead, and two white fetlocks.  Its tail and mane were
shortened, and, with the assistance of “ginger,” it put on quite a sharp,
frisky appearance.  In the meantime he heard that the owner of the horse
was much in want of one.  “Now,” thought the gipsy, “here’s a fine chance
for turning money over quickly, and getting rid of an animal that would
turn ‘a tell-tale’ if kept too long.”  Consequently the gipsy mounted his
steed, and off he trotted to the publican.  On arriving at the door he
called the innkeeper out to look at a horse that he had for sale, “good,
quiet in harness, sound in wind and limb, a good worker, without a
blemish, and cheap.”  The publican liked the looks of the horse very
much, and he asked the gipsy to trot him up and down the road; and off
the horse bounded, frisked, and danced about quite lively.  The action of
the horse was all that was desirable, and the price “right.”  In the end
the horse was sold, glasses round given, the “luck shilling” returned,
the horse was put into the stable, and the gipsy became scarce.

Three days after the “white star” and “white fetlocks” were not to be
seen, and the horse began to look “quite different.”

It was brought plainly home to the publican that he had bought back his
stolen horse.  The gipsy was “hunted up,” tried, and sentenced to a “long
term,” where horses are not to be had.

In the fair, or “mop,” there were eight vans, in which there would be
about sixteen men and women and thirty children living and sleeping; and,
so far as I could gather, only about four could read and write, and these
were adults, none of whom were teaching their children anything that
would be helpful to them in after life.

Connected with one of the “Aunt Sally” establishments there were man,
woman, and three little neglected children, with no other sleeping
accommodation than a “bottom” of straw spread under the stall, covered
with an old sheet, and warmed in the winter by an oil lamp.  The poor
woman was the picture of poverty, despair, degradation, and misery.
Their stall and “Aunt Sally” were pushed through the country on a small
“hand cart.”  The family hailed from Leicester, and were in a most
wretched, dirty, and ignorant condition.  As soon as I saw the man I
thought I could recognize his features as those of a _posh_ gipsy I had
seen before; and it turned out to be true, for he was no other than a
“fishman” who had more than once carried my fish to the station.

In the “mop” I came across a man and woman with four children who hailed
from a village a few miles from Daventry, and who had taken to gipsying
and were singing in the streets in the midst of mud and drenching rain—

    “Beautiful Zion, built above,
    Beautiful city that I love,
    Beautiful gates of pearly white,
    Beautiful temple, God its light.”

Three of these children were of school age, but could not read or write a
letter.

When I questioned the man about putting the children into the union
workhouse, and the wrong he was doing to them in bringing them up as
tramps, he said “he could not help that; they must look out for
themselves as they got bigger, and help to do a little for him.”  By
singing about the streets they got him some “baccer and a little
vittles.”  In 1882 at the “mop” I met with a showman, named S—, and his
wife and six children, living in a wretched tumbledown van; the small
windows were broken, and rags, dirt, and filth abounded in every nook and
corner.  The father had had a religious “bringing-up” by Christian
parents in Cornwall, and for many years earned a good living in Wales as
a miner, and was a member of a Christian Church.  The sharp, good-looking
woman, although dirty and dejected enough to banish looks and spirits to
the winds, waves, and realities of eternity, bore up fairly well under
the wretched surroundings.  She had, previous to her marriage, for many
years been a “lady’s maid” in a good “religious family,” and was well
educated.  The man was ingenious and clever, and had during his spare
moments and hours in Wales made the working model of a coal-mine, which,
at the instigation of “_religious friends_,” he began to exhibit in
public.  The success that attended him in the first instance led him to
think that he was on the high way to a fortune.  He acted upon the advice
of his “_Christian friend_” and others, instead of his own common sense,
and bought a van in which to place his handiwork, and “took to the road.”
A downhill one for himself and his large family it has been ever since,
and they are now gipsying, and cursing the day upon which he took and
followed the advice of a shortsighted—to say the least—“_Christian
friend_.”

In giving advice, God-fearing Christian men and women above all others
should look well ahead, and to all the surroundings of the case, before
deciding the fate of a family.  Advising a parent to break up a settled
home and comfortable livelihood to tramp the country among gipsy
vagabonds and tramps, I consider little less than murder.

In making their way one Sunday from a village to attend the “mop,” they
got stuck fast at the bottom of a hill with an old bony emaciated horse
that would not draw “a man’s hat off his head.”  The poor little children
dressed in dirt and rags, and scarcely able to toddle, had to set to work
to drag and carry the old boards, rags, and other things belonging to
their “show” to the top of the hill.  After hours of toil, interrupted by
the constant striking and chiming of church bells on the bright autumn
Sunday morning, they were able to make another move.

Their show consisted of the working model of the mine, one of their
youngest children, nearly naked, with a Scotch plaid over its shoulder
being exhibited as a “prize baby.”  In addition it included a boxing
establishment.  The man had not the build and stamina to lead the “ring,”
and they had to wait for the “millers” to pair themselves before a boxing
exhibition could take place.

They had not been in Daventry long before this backsliding showman, who
had taken to gipsying, was wanted by _Shórokno gáiro Garéngro_ for
cruelty to his horses.  The result was that he had to “do a month” in
Northampton gaol.  No doubt the poor misguided showman would feel in his
cell as John Harris puts it—

    “Here bees and beetles buzz about my ears
    Like crackling coals, and frogs strut up and down
    Like hissing cinders: wasps and waterflies
    Scorch deep like melting mineral.  Murther! save!
    What shall a sinner do?”

To which I would have answered—

          “Pray to thy God
    To help thee in thy trouble.”

A week or two after I saw the woman and her six children in a most
destitute condition.  I gave the poor little things a good tea and cake
in my house, and subscribed my mite towards buying them another horse,
and advised them to make their way to Aberdare, in Wales, and take to
mining again, to send their children to school, for none of them could
tell a letter, and they were growing up worse than heathens.

Their first venture at a showman’s life was to exhibit the model and
paintings, and they hired a donkey-cart and set off to Aberdare.  When
they got there the showman wrote to me, “I am sure you would have been
amused if you had been there to have seen us; for when we had our
establishment erected—which, by the way, was very small—we were too shy
at first to make an appearance outside; at last we made a resolution, and
began to shout.  So we found out after we had broken the ice that we were
landed.  On the first night we took enough to pay our month’s rent.  This
gave us encouragement.  We made a good many friends, and I became
notorious among my fellow workmen.  They thought me an extraordinary man.
In three years I painted in oil colours thirteen pictures, three feet
square, of the interior of a coal-mine and different other subjects. . .
.  The waxwork show owners we had accompanied left Wales for London.
Afterwards my wife went to Bristol and bought a barrel organ, and I had
what we thought a very nice little show, and a nice van and horse.  But
alas! we did not know what travelling in the winter meant.  We found very
soon that we could not show every night on account of the weather, and
also found that we could not get any credit.  If we had no money there
was no bread.  I shall never forget the first night we got ‘hard up.’
Dear sir, just fancy yourself going into a large town about eight o’clock
at night, and the rain coming down in torrents in the cold January month;
the houses shining with wet, and a horse to be fed and stabled—for we
kept it in a stable then—and six children to get a supper for, let alone
yourself, and not a penny in your pocket, and not a friend in the world
to speak to or to give you counsel.  Well, that is just how we were
situated in the first January that we travelled.  Dear sir, perhaps you
would say, ‘Why did you not make for your home?’  That would have been
the wisest plan, but we thought we would endure anything rather than go
back to be laughed at.  Well, after my good wife had had a good cry, we
went to the pawnbroker’s and pledged my watch, thinking that we should be
able to redeem it again in a few weeks.  We borrowed fifteen shillings,
so that with opening the show we could be helped on for a few weeks,
instead of which we met with a worse misfortune than ever.  We lost our
horse at Pontypool.  We pledged our organ for £2, and then trailed our
van to Swansea for Llanefni fair, thinking we should get money enough to
buy another.  More next week.  The children all send their love to you,
wishing you a merry Christmas.”

This man was at one time earning nearly £2 per week, and had a good home.
It will be found on close inquiry that nearly all our present-day showmen
have been in better circumstances, and rather than be laughed at for
their silly adventures by their friends, they are content to wander up
and down the world little better than vagabonds, and to train their
children for a tramp’s life.  By travelling in vans, carts, and tents
they escape the school boards, sanitary officers, rent and rate
collectors; and to-day they are—unthinkingly, no doubt—undermining all
our social privileges, civil rights, and religious advantages, and will,
if encouraged by us, bring decay to the roots.  I speak that which I do
know, from what I have seen and heard.

I had heard of a gipsy Smith who had settled down, and was now residing
in one of the “courts” of Daventry.  I hunted him up, and found him in a
little cottage residing by himself.  The cottage was nice and clean.
When I went in I was invited to sit upon a chair.  The old gipsy had just
come home with some work.  He was lighting the fire, and I said to him,
“I suppose you could do very well with a _Hotchi-witchi_ just now, could
you not, Mr. Smith?”  The old man turned up his bronzed face, and with a
laugh said, “I just could, my dear good gentleman.  I was looking for one
this morning, but could not find one.”  I said, “Could you do with a
_Kanéngro_?”  The old man replied, “I could if I had one; but I never
goes after them now.  I don’t much care for them.  I would rather have
_Hotchi-witchi_.”  After a general conversation for a few minutes, I
said, “How long have you given up travelling?”  He replied, “Nearly
thirty years.  I like it better now.”  “How long have you lived by
yourself?”  The old man’s lips began to pucker and tears came into his
eyes.  After wiping his face, he said falteringly, “It is nearly four
years since I lost my dear good bedfellow.  We had lived together over
forty years.  She was a good creature, and I mean to meet her in heaven,
bless the Lord.  I’ve been a bad one in my time, but I’ve given up all
bad ways, and have attended the Wesleyan chapel and the Salvation Army
nearly two years, bless the Lord; it was the best day’s work that ever I
did when I found Him.”  The old gipsy now gave me a little of his
history.  “My grandfather was a Welsh gipsy, and used to attend
Northampton and Daventry market and fairs with horses and ponies, and in
course of time my father and grandfather began to travel round the
midland counties and the Staffordshire Potteries.  I was born under the
hedge in Gayton Lane, between Kingsthorpe and Boughton Green.  The
gipsy’s lot is a hard one, I can assure you, my good gentleman.  I’ve
seen a deal in my time.  I attended Boughton Green fair for thirty years,
and for eighteen years of this time in succession I never knew two of my
cousins to leave the fair without fighting.  I’ve seen murder upon the
‘Green’ more than once.  It will never be known in this world how many
murders have been committed upon the ‘Green.’  There has been some
fearful bloodshed and rows done, I can assure you.  The gipsies are very
vengeful and spiteful, if they ever take it in their heads to be so.  Two
of my cousins, D— and N—, quarrelled, when they were children down
‘Spectacle Lane,’ over a few sticks.

“They parted, and never met each other again for twenty years, and then
it was at a Boughton Green fair.  When the fair was over they went into a
field to have their old grievance out in blows.  They had not been
fighting long before D— was put senseless upon the ground.  N— went to
his tent, and after a few minutes I followed him, and said to my cousin,
‘N—, you have killed D—; you had better be off.’  He went then and there,
and has never been took.  We buried my cousin, and the day I shall never
forget.  It was a day, I can assure you.  I don’t know where my cousin is
now, but I have seen him lots of times since then.  The past is a blank,
but I mean to get to heaven to meet my dear good old creature.  I wish I
could read; what a great pity it is that none of us poor gipsies can
read.  Bless the Lord, although I cannot read I prize the Bible, God’s
book; it’s the best book in the world.”  The old man now took down a
small pocket Bible off his kitchen shelf, and clasped it to his breast
and said, “Although I cannot read I puts it in my chair when I says my
prayers, and the dear Lord blesses it to my soul and makes me feel
happy.”

After partaking of a cup of tea and a slice of bread and butter in the
humble “British Workman” in High Street, I made my way to the Byfield
carrier, Mr. W—, to secure my “berth” in his cart, which was pretty
closely packed with groceries, servants’ boxes and trunks, nails, balms,
and paraffin, “chaps,” girls, and their mothers.  There seemed to be no
“cousins” in our party.  I was pretty well wet through from head to foot,
and it was perhaps fortunate that we were closely packed, as by which
means I was, in all probability, prevented taking a severe cold.  At a
jog-trot rate we began to move out of Daventry at the heels of a grey
horse, whose sides stuck out with fatness and with a “coat” as sleek as a
mole.  Mr. W— looked well to his steed, while Mrs. W— chatted, joked, and
chaffed with her company inside.  Up hills and down dales lay our course.
Parsons and squires, as usual, were the theme, in the first instance, for
conversation and gossip.  The Rev. Mr. So-and-So was a very good man in
the pulpit but a bad one out of it, and a worse landlord.  And they began
to enumerate cases of hardship inflicted by him.  I must confess that I
should not like to be a clergyman with a large family in a small poor
parish with a small stipend, and with “charity money” to deal out to a
number of dissatisfied, idle, grumbling poor people.  A clergyman
nowadays has to mix up with the grand and fashionable, to visit the poor,
dispense charity with smiles, write any number of letters for the
parishioners, assist the sexton, take a lead in the choir, preach his own
sermons, superintend the bell-ringers, keep the parish accounts, blow up
the roadmen, visit “new comers,” allay scandal, hush gossip, settle
squabbles, be liberal, stand insults, know everybody’s business, and know
nobody’s business.  Must not pay too much attention to young ladies for
fear of trouble at home.  He must be handsome, lovely, and charming, with
a rich melodious voice; hide the faults of evil-doers occupying big pews,
lecture evil-doers in little pews; never enter a “dissenting” chapel,
give Methodists the “cold shoulder” privately, fraternize with them
publicly; take wine with the rich, be teetotal among the poor; give the
“tip-top” price for his goods; and above all things, and under all
circumstances, the parson must never look cross.  If at any time he feels
angry he must “keep it to himself inwardly and never show it.”  These are
the qualifications for a minister of the gospel according to the ideas
and motives of Church dwarfs and Sunday saints.

Parsons were now dispensed with, and darkness was creeping over us as we
passed by Sir Charles Knightly, Baronet’s, beautiful estate at Fawsly.
The next leading topic of our dames and damsels was, as might be
expected, the appearance of certain ladies at the usual maidenhood ages.
We had not gone far before I knew most of the ages of the “young” dames
in the cart, who were much surprised to find that I was younger than they
were.  “Lor bless me!” said one, “there is no accounting for looks
nowadays, for I was talking to a lady the other day, and telling her how
young she looked, and that I wished I had as good a black head of hair as
she had; but lor and behold you, when I went home with her, I found out
that the black hair was a wig, and her own hair was as white as mine.  I
never was more astonished and surprised in all my life.  I could not help
but stare at her, she did not look like the same woman, Mrs. W—; I should
not have known her if I had not known her so well, and what had made the
change.  Since then I have guessed but little at women’s ages.”  We now
pulled up to allow one or two of our party to get out.  Our legs had been
so crushed and mixed up with each other’s that we were almost left in
doubt as to whose legs we were standing upon, Mrs. W— naïvely remarking,
as the young damsels were stepping down, “Now mind and see that you got
out upon your own legs; don’t run away with some one else’s.”

We were now seated, and off we began to jog again.  We had not got far
before the company began to ask each other if they were “saved.”  The
word “saved” is a word well known to me from childhood, and at its sound
I pricked up my ears, and began to ask questions about it.  And the
answers I received were as follows: “Why, bless you, dear sir, have you
not heard of the great stir that has been going on among the children
connected with the Methodist and Congregational chapels in Byfield?  We
are woke up at eleven o’clock at night by the children singing about the
streets Moody and Sankey’s and Salvation hymns—

    “‘Only an armour-bearer, firmly I stand,
    Waiting to follow at the King’s command,’ &c.

    “‘I love to tell the story
    Of unseen things above,’ &c.

    “‘Who are these beside the chilly wave,
    Just on the borders of the silent grave?’ &c.—

and away they go all round the village disturbing everybody.  The young
things ought to be in bed.  The girls have got so excited that they go
about shouting and singing in the daytime.  One girl I knew went into the
garden to get some cabbages, and while she was getting them up, the devil
came to her, and told her that she was not ‘saved,’ and the girl knelt
down in the middle of the garden at dinner-time, and there and then began
to pray, cry, sing, and shout.  After a time she jumped up and said she
was saved.  ‘Then,’ said the girl, ‘Master Devil, I am saved.’  Another
girl went into the garden to get some potatoes, and the good, or some
other spirit, came to her, and said that unless she was saved all the
potatoes in the garden would go rotten.  She there and then stuck the
fork into the ground, and began to pray to God to save her.  She had not
prayed long before she got up and shouted out, ‘I am saved! bless the
Lord!’”

I asked how all this was brought about, and the answer I got was, that
“The children began to sing in the streets some hymns, and to hold
children’s prayer-meetings, under the direction of nobody but themselves;
and the movement began to spread about, and bigger folks attended the
meetings, and now the place is almost in an uproar; everybody is asking
each other, or nearly so, if they are saved.”—I kept putting in a word
for the children, bless their little hearts!—“Tea-meetings and
prayer-meetings are held, the chapels are filled, and it is all through
the children.  I don’t like so much shouting and going on in this way.”
I hope the good work is still going on, notwithstanding the old woman’s
cold water.

It was now pitch dark, and we were winding our way down the narrow lanes
in Byfield to the carrier’s home, with whom and his good wife I was to
stay for the night, where we arrived “safe and sound,” but cold and damp.

On the hearth there were six beautiful cats, named after her husband’s
friends.  A month before this they had eight cats; and Mrs. W— says next
year she hopes to keep a dozen.  The big-hearted, genial woman is an
ardent admirer of animals.  She said she never had but one valentine in
her life, inside of which were pictures of cats, dogs, rabbits, and
birds; and it was addressed to her as “Mrs. W—, Cat and Dog Fancier.”

After a good warming and an excellent supper, “the good woman of the
house,” Mrs. W—, began to tell me a little of their family history, while
her good husband was seeing to his horses, which were petted like
children.  My hostess related her story as follows: “My father lived to
be ninety-four years of age, and my mother died last August at the age of
ninety-two.  I have had fifteen brothers and sisters, all of whom are
dead but three.  I have not been out of mourning for sixteen years.”  She
now fetched the photographs, walking-sticks, and other things of her
parents, for me to look at, and then continued her sorrowful story.  “My
mother,” she said, “was a great sufferer for some years, but she bore it
all so meekly.  She never murmured once during her illness, and was
always talking about heaven.  Once she said to me, ‘Why don’t you kiss
your father?  He is in the room and wants to shake hands with you; why
don’t you kiss him?’  Just before she died she called me to her and said,
‘I am going to die, my child.  I am going to your father.’  And then she
said, faintly, ‘“Come unto Me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden,
and I will give you rest.”  “I will never leave thee nor forsake thee.”
My girl, trust in Jesus.  Come a little nearer to me.’  And she then
whispered in my ear, ‘Meet me in heaven,’ and passed away like a child
going to sleep.”

    “What is this that steals upon my frame?
          Is it death?  Is it death?”

Tears were now forcing their way down the good woman’s face, and in the
midst of sobs and sighs a tremulousness was manifest, and she quietly
stole upstairs to pray, and to ask Jesus to dry her tears.

After she had left me I was upon the hearthstone alone.  The ring-dove,
nineteen years old, perched in its cage by the fireside, began to
“coo—coo—coo;” the cats began to “pur—pur—pur;” the dog to snore; the
kettle to sing; and the lamp shed a cheerful light upon the whole.  I
stole away to rest my weary bones upon a snowy-white feather bed, and
under an extra lot of blankets and fine linen sheets.  How different, I
thought, as I wandered into dreamland, from the lot of the poor gipsy
child, whose sheets are old rags, and whose feathers are damp and almost
rotten straw, with mother earth for a bedstead, and the canopy of heaven
for curtains.

At seven o’clock I turned out and got my breakfast, and with the morning
dawn and a lovely sun shining in my face, I took a stroll through the
ancient village to stare at the loitering villagers, gaze at the thatched
roofs, eye over the tradesmen, to peep at a very ancient, curious,
antiquated stone upon the green, which the roots of a huge tree were
toppling over, enjoy the feast of some beautiful scenery, and make some
inquiries about the empty house pleasantly situated in the village.  I
paid my bill—two shillings—and gave the little servant and mine hostess
some picture-cards and little books, and then seated myself in the
carrier’s cart to be drawn round the village before we trotted off to
Banbury fair.  Out in the way, the nurse-girls, mothers, and children
shrieked out with laughter as they tossed upon their knees the
round-faced, chubby, live, kicking, squeaking balls of love, embodiments
of pleasure and trouble, singing and shouting—

    “Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross,
    To see a fine lady get on a white horse,
    With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
    And she shall have music wherever she goes.”

On the way and in carts there were crowds of human beings, pretty and
plain, big and little, tall and thin, short and stout, some dressed in
silks and black cloth, some in rags and tatters; some were smiling all
over their faces, and others looked as cross and sour as if they lived on
nothing but vinegar and crabs and slept on thorns and thistles.  Lovers
and haters, pleasure-seekers and thieves, labourers, farmers, tradesmen,
and gentlemen, were hurrying helter-skelter to Banbury fair.  Some were
crying, some were laughing, some were shouting, roaring, puffing, and
panting; others were in carriages, with liveried servants as attendants;
some were on horseback and donkeyback; others were in horse-carts,
donkey-carts, and waggons; and among the number there was a little thin
man of sixty winters, standing about two feet six high with his boots on,
and by his side was his wife, about five feet high, stout, plump, and
about thirty years old.  I should not be surprised to hear that she had
“not agreed to stop again.”  She was well able to carry him on her back,
as gipsies do their children, instead of which she looked down upon him
and allowed him to trudge along in the mud and rain.  She had no love for
the little fellow, or she would have carried him in her arms; in fact,
she seemed inclined to walk on the other side of the road.

In the throng and crush we arrived at Banbury.  I paid my fare—all the
way from Daventry, one shilling and sixpence—shook hands with my kind
friends, and made my way into the crowd of sightseers, gipsies,
mendicants, tramps, the fashionable, and the gay.

The first gipsy I met with was an old friend, “Righteous Smith”—which
name was printed on the van—and his large family, at a cocoa-nut
establishment.  One of the daughters, dressed in lively colours, was in
charge of the balls, and shouting out to the “chaps” as they passed
forward, “Try your luck, gentlemen!” and the father shouted out, “Now,
gentlemen, bowl away! all bad nuts returned.”  In response to their
bewitching entreaties some old cricketers tried their hand, and, much to
the chagrin of “Righteous Smith,” they sent the nuts “spinning away”
rather more freely than was profitable and pleasant for “Righteous,” to
the extent of putting his good name in the shade.  This family of gipsies
have, I should think, about three parts of Romany blood in their veins.
Their van was a good one, and beautifully clean, and will pass muster
when the new order of things comes about, for which I am working night
and day, and which, I am thankful to say, is casting its shadows before
it.  The eight cocoa-nut establishments were owned by cross-bred
Romanies, and one or two of the families lived in vans fairly clean.
There were over thirty families living in the vans attending the fair, in
which there would be an average of three children, one man, and one woman
in each van.  In five of the vans there were two men and two women in
each.  A number of those who owned small short shooting galleries and
“rock stalls” slept with their children under the stalls.

From this cocoa-nut going “concern” I strolled among the shows, bosh,
nonsense, and cheap Jacks.  The introduction to one of the sparring
establishments was by an old woman screaming out, “We are just going to
begin.”  By her side was a dandily dressed and painted doll, setting
herself off to the best advantage.  On some steps between the two women
there stood a man painted as a fool, and dressed in tight indecent
sparring costume.  “Darkey,” with his pug nose, short hair, low narrow
forehead, high cheekbones, deep sunken eyes, glistening fire like a black
glass bead in the centre of a white china button under the glare of a
lamp, which he frequently turned sharply, quickly, and inquisitively to
me as if anxious to know my movements.  If he had been an uncaught thief,
and conscience was telling him that I was a detective, he could not have
eyed me over more quickly and closely than he did.

_Gentlemen_ with diamond rings, poachers, and blackguards formed the
company.  A ring was formed, and “Darkey” and a “Johnny Straw” set to
work with their gloves “milling” each other, and just as their “savage”
was getting up, the curtain to outsiders was drawn.  How long the big and
little fools kept at the “milling” process I did not stay to see.  What
fools there are passing through the world as gentlemen, to be sure, to
witness such debasing exhibitions with “pure frolic” and laughter, while
their money is being drawn out of their pocket imperceptibly by idle
vagabonds.

Not far from this “boxing establishment” there was another “set-out”
waiting for a second dose of fools, with a “champion boxer” as a “draw.”
Money went freely into the coffers, while the owners of stalls upon which
useful articles were exposed for sale “had a bad time of it;” even the
celebrated “Banbury cake” was “a drug in the market.”

Over the door, as a sign at one of the shows belonging to Mr. Great
Frederick Little, where a nude man was exhibiting himself—“girls and
ladies not allowed to enter”—stood two calves’ heads over a skeleton, and
what surprised me most was that the good Banbury folks and country
Johnnies could not see the satire that was being played upon them.
“Calves and bones” for a sign; and I think, judging from the dejected
appearance of the people as they came out of the establishment, they felt
like “calves and bones” themselves; at any rate they did not look any the
wiser—certainly they looked sadder.

Turning from this concern, I was jostled into a crowd of folks to witness
a man named Turnover Snuff, Esq., dressed in best blue cloth, with gold
watches, guards, and rings, making fools of two well-dressed innocent
youths, whom he had called up from the crowd and dressed in rags to eat
buns for a prize, to be used as a “draw,” to enable him to pass off his
showy goods under various colours, dodges, and pretexts.  While the
youths were forcing the buns down their throats he was cracking jokes,
which the people, with their mouths open, swallowed as gospel.  What this
“Cheap Jack” said in action, if not in words, was, “Now, ladies and
gentlemen, you see that these two youths have come up here at my bidding,
to make fools of themselves, and to eat these buns I am forcing down
their throats, to cause you to twitter and laugh with your eyes shut to
the things that are to follow; so in like manner I want all of you to
shut your eyes and open your mouths to receive all the lies I want to
force down your throats, that I may extract the coin from your pockets
for my ‘Cheap Jack’ articles; so we will now proceed to business, ladies
and gentlemen.”

There were one or two exhibitions in the fair of a good genuine
character, and the rest were “rubbish,” of which it might be said of the
performers, as a writer in the _Sword and Trowel_ for 1876 says:

    “See, I am as black as night;
    See, I am darkness, dark as hell.”

In the fair I ran against the sanitary and local canal boat inspector—Mr.
Daniel Dixon—whom I asked to give me his independent views of the gipsies
and show-people attending the fair.  In company with the medical officer
of health he visited the vans, and the following particulars may be taken
as a fair sample and average of the thirty vans in the fair, in
accordance with what he says:

“According to promise, I forward you the particulars of our visits to the
shows and vans visiting our fair on Thursday; and I also took a little
more trouble to be along early on Friday morning.  I was certainly
astonished to see the people turn out of some of these places, some of
the smaller vans turning out the greatest number.  I give you a few
instances of the number who turned out of the smaller vans.  In Nos. 1,
2, 6, 13, and 19 there were 5 men, 5 women, and 22 children, making a
total of 32 in the 5 vans.  Education totally neglected.  They were
dirty, neglected, and uncared for.  One van was as clean as could be
expected.

“In 1879, 40 vans visited our fair.

“In 1880, 50 vans visited our fair, in which there were 38 men, 32 women,
and 43 children.

“In 1881 there were 130 persons in 36 vans.  While some of the vans were
remarkably clean and well fitted up, there were some totally unfit for
habitation, and certainly ought not to be allowed.  The gipsy tribe was
fairly represented, and evidently some of them are fairly blest with an
amount of property which surprises me.  There were a few surly people who
did not like our visit, and gave us unmistakable signs of displeasure,
but the majority were civil.

“If you can devise a plan whereby these people can receive _any_
education, you will render valuable service, morally and religiously, to
society at large.”

After referring to the value of the Canal Boats Act, and the amendments I
propose, Mr. Dixon said that he should be pleased to further my efforts
at any time.

A minister of the town writes me to say that a number of vans left the
town on Thursday night or early on Friday morning.  In the 15 vans he
visited he found 48 children and 22 men and women, only six of whom could
read and write a little.  The rest were growing up as ignorant as
heathen, and with the exception of two of the vans, dirt and wretchedness
abounded in their _homes_.  He said also that the conduct of the gipsies
and other travellers at this fair has been better than in former years.

Notwithstanding the reports that have been in circulation, enough to
shake the nerves of timid folks, I am received kindly and civilly by all
the gipsies.  One gipsy woman named Smith in a jocular term said, “Mr.
Smith, we have been told that you are going to take all our children away
from us and send them to school; you will require a mighty big school,
bigger than any in the world, to hold them, I can assure you.”

A few yards from where we were standing there was a van, into which I was
invited to tea by the poor woman, the “mistress of the _house_.”  In this
wooden tumble-down house upon wheels, about 9 ft. long by 5 ft. wide, and
6 ft. high, there were man, wife, and seven children in a most dirty and
heartrending condition.  The youngest was a baby only three weeks old,
and was born in the van at Weedon.

I had a long chat with the good-natured woman.  As I sat upon an old sack
at the bottom of the van, with the children in rags and dirt creeping
round me, and in the midst of an odour not at all pleasant to the
olfactory organs, I felt as if my heart was almost ready to break at the
sight of human woe and misery before me.  To say that I could have wept
hot briny tears would not convey in language telling enough the strong
feeling of sympathy that crept over me, to the extent of almost freezing
the blood in my veins.  For a moment I seemed to lose sight of everything
else in the fair, and it was with some difficulty I could refrain from
crying out, as I stepped from amongst the poor little forgotten and
neglected children, and out of this gipsy house, with a cocoa-nut which
“Jack” would thrust into my bag, “Good Lord! when shall these sad things
and these wretched and pitiable sights come to an end?  Would to God that
the trumpet which is to bring to life the dead would begin to ring! ring!
ring! and thrill into our ears a nervous, disquieting solo, keeping on
and on till it has awoke us all up—aye! ministers, philanthropists,
Christians of every grade, moralists, members of Parliament, cabinet
ministers, and peers—to a sense of our duty towards the little and big
heathens at our own door, before our fate becomes as that of Belshazzar
and Babylon.”

    “Oh say, in all the bleak expanse
    Is there a spot to win your glance
    So bright, so dark as this?
    A hopeless faith, a homeless race.”

                       “_Lyrics of Palestine_,” _Religious Tract Society_.

I answer, No.

No children in lovely, beautiful England, the bright star of the West,
stand so much in need of help as do our poor canal and gipsy children,
who are living outside our factory, educational, and sanitary laws, and,
with some bright exceptions, religious influences.




Short Excursions and Rambles in the Bypaths of Gipsydom.


SOME time ago a gipsy named Shaw was found in a Northamptonshire
churchyard at midnight, asleep between the gravestones, with his fiddle
by his side.  When awakened by a wandering policeman crying out, “Now
then, move on,” gipsy Shaw grunted and growled out, “Who’s there?  What
do you want, Mr. Devil?  Wake these others up; they’ve been here longer
than me, and when they goes I’ll go, and not till then, Mr. Devil; and so
make yourself scarce.”  The policeman saw, and in fact knew, that Shaw
was a queer kind of customer, and he therefore let him snore and sleep
among dead men’s bones till morning.  On the following morning Mr.
Policeman met gipsy Shaw with his fiddle (_Boshomengro_) under his arm,
when he called out, “Halloo, Shaw, you’ve left your companions behind you
after all.”  “Yes,” said gipsy Shaw; “when I opened my eyes it was
daylight, and the sun was shining in my face, and I thought over fresh
considerations.”

At the present time the gipsies and other travellers in this country are
among the dead men’s bones of backwood gipsy writers and their
present-day sins and wrong-doings, with Mr. John Bull standing by, saying
in effect to the lost gipsies and their children, “Snore on, sleep on;
stick to your fiddles and the devil; care not a straw for either parsons
or priests.”

If John Bull cares not, will not and won’t do for the children of
travellers the same as he is doing for other children within his
dominions, and what his Continental neighbours are doing for theirs, it
is time the gipsies themselves “thought over fresh considerations,” and
walked out into open day, and demanded the blessings of English civilized
life in a way that will readily secure an attentive ear to the cries and
wails of their children.

Thank God, a few writers of tales and stories of a healthy, interesting,
elevating, and heavenly kind are coming to the rescue of the poor gipsy,
canal, and other travelling children.  May their name be Legion and their
motto be Fairelie Thornton’s lines in the _Sunday School Chronicle_—

    “Direct the words I say,
    Oh, let them reach the heart;
    Let there be wingèd words alway,
    And light and life impart.”

On my way to Edinburgh in October, 1880, to read a paper before the
Social Science Congress, upon the condition of our gipsies and their
children, I took occasion to call at Leicester races on my way, and
paddled ankle deep in mud and quagmire to try to ascertain how many gipsy
and other travelling children there were upon the course living in tents
and vans.  At a rough calculation there would be fully four hundred
children and two hundred men and women huddling together in eighty of
these wretched temporary abodes.  Not a score of the children, except a
few snatches in the winter, were receiving any education other than such
as is obtained upon a racecourse and its associations, giving and taking
lessons in the initiatory stage of a gambler’s life.  The following cases
will give some idea of the state of morality amongst the wandering
classes.  Phillips, a gipsy from Maidstone, had in his van one woman and
eleven children; Green, a gipsy from Bristol, had in his van two men, two
women, and eleven children; Brinklow, a gipsy, had in his van two women
and seven children; Lee, a gipsy from London, had in his tent two young
men, one woman, and seven children; making a total of forty-seven men,
women, and children of all ages and sizes, huddling together in these
four tents and vans, not two of whom could read or write a sentence.
Mrs. Brinklow said her eldest girl attended a Bible-class at Bristol in
the winter, which led me to think that the gipsy girl could read, but on
inquiry I found she could not tell a letter.  Those who are spellbound by
gipsy fascination and admire the “witching eyes” of picturesque human
degradation and depravity, will consider this in the nineteenth century a
state of civilization preparing us for the millennium, when the lion
shall lie down with the lamb, and all tears be wiped away.

Last autumn I visited the gipsies at Cherry Island, near London, and
found about thirty tents, in which there were between one and two hundred
gipsy children growing up worse than Zulus.  For one minute let us get
inside one of the gipsy tents in which these children are born, and in
which they live and die.  It is about seven feet wide, sixteen feet long,
and where the round top is highest, is about four feet and a half in
height.  It is covered with pieces of old canvas or sacking to keep out
the cold and rain, and the entrance is closed with a kind of curtain; the
fire by which they cook their meals is placed in a tin bucket pierced
with holes.  Some of the smoke from the burning sticks goes out of an
opening in the top of the tent that serves as a chimney, while the rest
of it fills the place and helps to keep their faces and hands a proper
gipsy colour.  The bed is a little straw laid on the damp ground, covered
with a sack or sheet, as the case may be; an old soap-box or tea-chest
serves both as cupboard and table.  Here they live, father and mother,
brothers and sisters, huddled up together.  They live like pigs, and die
like dogs.  Washing is but little known amongst them; and of such
luxuries as knives and forks, chairs and tables, plates and cups, they
are very independent.  They take their meals, and do what work they do,
squatting on the ground; and the knives and forks they use are of the
kind that Adam used, and sensitive when dipped in hot water.  Lying,
begging, and pretended fortune-telling have as much to do with their
living as chair-mending, tinkering, and hawking.  The heaviest work falls
to the lot of the women, who may often be seen with a child upon their
backs, another in their arms, and a heavily-laden basket by their side.
The men lounge about the lanes and hedges with their dogs, whilst the
children grow up in such ignorance and sin as to deserve the name of
_ditch-dwelling heathens_.

               [Picture: Gipsy quarters, Plaistow marshes]

The winter drives many of the gipsies to encamp in the marshes, or in the
disused brickfields near London.  Anything more dismal and wretched than
this life it is hard to think of.  All the poetry of gipsying is clean
gone then, and nothing is left but filth, poverty, vice, and misery.  In
Hackney Marshes and elsewhere about London you may find scores of these
tents, often so rotten that a stiff wind would blow them away.  Creeping
into one of them, almost on all fours, you find half-naked gipsy children
squatting upon the ground, busy at skewer-cutting, for which they get
from tenpence to one shilling for fourteen pounds’ weight.  Or else the
family is at work in the more elaborate processes of making clothes-pegs.
One chops sticks the right length; another trims them into shape and
flings them into a pan of hot water; a child picks out the floating
pieces and bites off the bark; and then a bigger lad fastens the two
together with a strip of tin, and the clothes-peg is ready.  So the
dreary day goes by until the lurcher dog springs up, the unfailing
attendant of the gipsy man, and the women of the family return with the
scraps they have picked up in questionable ways at back doors, and with
the proceeds of their sales.  At night all lie down where they have
worked, and sleep as they are, with but a rag between them and the bleak
night of pitiless rain and snow.  Here the gipsy children are born and
brought up.  Here they live and here they die, almost as far away from
the track of any day-school or Sunday-school as if they were African
savages.

The poor wandering outcast gipsy child can say with Phineas Fletcher in
the “Fuller Worthies”—

    “See, Lord, see, I am dead;
       Tomb’d in myself, myself my grave:
    A drudge, so born, so bred,
       Myself, even to myself, a slave.”

                                  * * * * *

    “Ask’st Thou no beauty but to cleanse and clothe me?
    If, then, Thou lik’st, put forth Thy hand and take me.”

Two years ago I attended a village feast in the neighbourhood of Bedford,
and found, as usual, a large gathering of gipsies and others of a similar
class plying their avocation among the “knock’em downs,” “three shies a
penny,” &c.  On arriving at the place I found “a gipsy row upon the
carpet,” and on going up to one of the gipsies to ask him what it was all
about, a gipsy some fifty yards off, more like a madman than anything
else, began to bawl out all sorts of hard things, and in doing so other
gipsies began to cluster round us, and to all appearance I seemed to be
in a fair way for being in the midst of a “Welsh fight.”  So I said to
the gipsy who was standing by me, “I’ll go to see what he wants.”  “If
you do,” the gipsy replied, “he will knock you down.”  I said, “Then I
will go to be knocked down,” and away I went, and while I was going along
the mad gipsy was literally foaming with rage, and uttering oaths and
curses on my head not quite as thick as hailstones.  On arriving before
his majesty I began to smile at him, and said as I put out my hand to
him, “Will you shake hands?”  At this he drew back a little, and said,
“What do you mean?”  I said, “Lend me your hand.”  He again said, with
more emphasis than before, “What do you mean?”  Ultimately he put out his
hand into mine, and the result was nothing would please him and the other
gipsies but that we must drink some ginger-beer together.  And while this
was going on a gipsy from Barking Road, London, whom I had seen before,
whispered in his ear who I was, and that I was trying to get their
children educated.  So nothing would serve them but to explain in a
public-house bar how the education of the gipsy children was to be
brought about, which plan seemed to please them amazingly; and at the end
of my tale they again closed in upon me, but this time to thank and bless
me.  The foremost in doing so was the mad gipsy whom I faced in the
storm, saying, as he shook hands with both hands in a rough fashion, “I
do love you, that I do, for taking so much trouble over our children.”
After similar greetings from the others we parted.  Only one out of the
large number of gipsies there could read and write, and he had taken to
gipsying from the boarding-school at the age of seventeen, and, sad to
say, neither his wife nor one of their eight children could tell a
letter; and he further said that he was sure there was not one gipsy in a
hundred who could read a sentence.  To the gipsies I would say with a
writer in _Hand and Heart_, Ah!

    “Mistaken mortals, did you know
    Where joy, heart’s ease, and comforts grow!”

  [Picture: An English gipsy king—“krális”—lying in wait in his palace,
                              králisko-kair]

In May, 1880, I visited one of the largest towns in the midland counties,
with the object of ascertaining the probable number of shows, vans, and
other movable abodes there were in and round the outskirts of the town,
and found close about thirty.  These, together with others in various
parts of the country, would in all probability bring the number to nearly
forty-five.  No doubt other counties would furnish similar results.  In
showing the number of those who live in these vans I will quote the
following seven cases as a specimen.  The numbers were given to me by a
man and his wife, who own and live in one of the vans about the size of a
carrier’s dray, following the profession of “knock-’em-down.”  B—, man,
wife, and eleven children of all ages and sizes; S—, man, wife, and four
children; J—, man, wife, and five children; P—, man, wife, and seven
children; B—, man, wife, and four children; E—, man, wife, and seven
children; N—, man, wife, and five children.  By these figures it will be
seen that there are forty-three children and fourteen men and women, with
four-fifths at least of English blood in their veins, living in these
seven vans.  Few of these persons can read or write.  I should think
scarcely half a dozen could write their own names.  In the case of the
man B—, two children could just put three letters together, and two could
just write their own names, and this was the extent of their education.
Some of the “popgun” owners I have known personally for some years.  One
of the sons worked for me, and would by this time have been earning his
£1 per week; but instead of this the whole family of twelve have taken to
this libertine kind of wandering existence, with a prospect that does not
look very encouraging, and many others are doing the same thing.  These
cases are given to show what is going on all over the country.  In some
instances the parents would send their children to school, but they say
they cannot afford to pay for a week’s schooling when the children can
only attend a day or two.  It seems hardly fair to make those who of all
others should have their education encouraged to pay three times as much
as town residents, which is the case when the children attend three
different schools in one week.  These ramblers are on the increase, and
it is high time they were taken in hand.  James, a man well known, and
who travels with a “ginger-bread stall,” said, when I told him my object
and what the results would be, as he filled my hand full of his best
“Grantham ginger-bread,” “God bless you, man, for it, and I wish with all
my heart it would come to pass to morrow.  Will it be three months
first?”  I told him that I thought it would be a much longer time than
that, at which he shook his head, and said it was a “bad job.”

The gipsies of England have nothing in the past to thank us for, except
the policeman’s cudgel and the “wheel of fortune” in the big “stone jug.”
No one has taken them by the hand to lift and lead them out from among
the dead men’s bones and demoralizing scenes in the midst of which they
have been content with hellish delight to revel.  Thank God, a few
kind-hearted friends are beginning to notice them in their degraded
condition, and to write to me on the subject.  One of the leading woollen
manufacturers of Scotland wrote to me in 1881 as follows:

    “DEAR SIR,—

    “I can testify to the horrible social state of the van population at
    described in your occasional communications to the _Times_.  This
    class of people overflow in Scotland, and for some years I have had
    occasion to observe their habits and habitations.  But hitherto no
    persons in authority seem to take any interest in the matter, though
    it is one of grave social importance.  We have visits of people who
    live in vans, who bring to the town such entertainments as shooting
    galleries, hobby horses, and any kind of trumpery exhibitions.  These
    concerns are made up of families who pig together in their vans in a
    state which defies decency or sanitary rules.  Whole families house
    in these small boxes upon wheels, usually in size about eight or nine
    feet by five feet.  One lady recently tried to converse with some
    children of this class, and found they were ignorant of everything
    that was good.  A gentleman interviewed one of the male heads of one
    family or group.  He said his wife had had seventeen children, all
    born in the van in different counties of England.  Within a few yards
    of my own door a van just lately stood for a night, in which slept
    one woman and five men or lads.  The man—if he were the father—said
    they dealt in horses, and belonged to Hull, and they travelled the
    country living in their van, which was about eight feet by five feet.
    What I complain of is that, while local residents are made subject to
    various rules, educational and social, police, and sanitary order,
    these people should escape all kinds of supervision, and be literally
    a law unto themselves.  I can well understand the strong reasons you
    have for calling public attention to such an evil.”

The Rev. John L. Gardiner, vicar of Sevenoaks, wrote me in 1880 stating
the guardians in his place were thinking of moving the authorities to
take some steps for ameliorating their condition.  In 1880 I received the
following letter from a right worthy, good, and true working man living
in Derby:

    “DEAR SIR,—

    “I doubt not but that you will feel surprised at receiving a letter
    from me, an entire stranger to you; but I feel certain that the
    subject which I wish to bring before you will be a sufficient apology
    for my intrusion on your valuable time.  I have very recently seen in
    the public journals allusions to another appeal from you on behalf of
    our poor gipsy and van children, whom you are striving to reclaim
    from a life of utter ignorance, and I wish you a hearty Godspeed in
    your noble endeavours.  I doubt not, if it could be ascertained,
    there are thousands of these poor children in our land of boasted
    Christianity growing up in ignorance and crime, and enduring the
    greatest amount of misery that we could imagine.  I have no doubt but
    that a large percentage of our worst criminals emanate from this
    class of poor children.  When I think of these poor outcasts, and
    think that they are my brothers and sisters, made by the same Divine
    hand and bearing His own image, and for whom Christ died that they
    should be raised up to Him, I feel my heart burn within me, and I
    often pray to God that He would raise up some one able to plead their
    cause.”

Early in 1880 a lady at Sherborne, Dorset, wrote me as follows:

    “I have always taken a deep interest in them.  I have again and again
    wished that I could help to make them more intelligent and useful,
    for they are not a stupid race.  About two months since a poor young
    woman of this class called at my house with a beautiful infant almost
    naked.  I relieved her, and inquired the whereabouts of their
    encampments, which was about one and a half miles distant from my
    home.  I went over to see them, and I assure you my heart yearned to
    do something to help to sweeten the atmosphere of their moral life.
    There were youths and maidens, children, old women and old men; but
    alas!  I was powerless to do anything for them.”

A clergyman of high standing, near Salisbury, wrote me in 1880 to say
that a committee of the Salisbury Diocesan Synod had commissioned him to
collect information bearing on the neglected condition of the population
accustomed for the greater part of the year to live in caravans and
attend fairs in the diocese.  “I could,” continued the worthy clergyman,
“bring before you many proofs of the wretchedly ignorant and degraded
condition of the class I am speaking of, which have come under my own
personal notice; but I know I am writing to one better informed on the
subject than any one.”  Later on the Canon wrote me stating that the
clerk of the market in Salisbury had told him that the stray population
imported into the town as traders, showmen, &c., for an autumn fair
amounted to about five hundred, and the fair was by no means a large one.

Last year a clergyman at Tavistock wrote me as follows:

    “DEAR SIR,—

    “Your letter in yesterday’s _Western Morning News_ respecting the
    education of the canal boat children reminds me of the question of
    the education of gipsy children, in which subject I believe you take
    a very active interest.  I occasionally visit the gipsy tents and
    vans when they come into this neighbourhood, and find that a great
    many of these people admit that they cannot read, and others say they
    can read a little; but I fear that the great majority of the gipsy
    population are quite unable to read, and have very hazy ideas on the
    great principles of religion.

    “It seems quite a reproach to the English nation to allow these
    wandering people to continue in its midst without some efforts
    towards Christianizing them.  Although the subject is no doubt a
    difficult one, it would not seem impracticable to get these gipsy
    children to attend school at certain centres for portions of the
    year.  I don’t know what has been done in the matter, but I wish you
    every success in your efforts for attaining this object, as well as
    for obtaining the efficient carrying out of the Canal Boats Act.”

In 1881 a leading and active county magistrate of Danbury, Essex, wrote
me as follows:

    “DEAR SIR,—

    “I observe that you say in your recent letter to the Secretary of the
    Lord’s Day Observance Society, that the ‘extension of the principle
    of the _Canal Boats Act_ to all _gipsy tents_, _vans_, and other
    movable or _temporary dwellings_, should be brought about by all
    means.’  I should he extremely pleased to aid in this work, for we
    reside near Danbury Common, where all the worst features of the
    vagrant life may be certainly seen.  Numbers of little ones are daily
    passing before us untaught, and suffering in health through exposure
    to cold and wet, versed in arts of deception and quite inaccessible
    to influence.  During the severe weather lately we had several
    ruffianly fellows on the common who defied interference with the most
    lawless proceedings.  They went about in gangs breaking up gates and
    fences, and committing thefts and depredations all around the common.
    Any ordinary police force is quite inadequate to check or control
    them when a few reckless men chance to come together.  They carried
    away and broke up two pates from a farm of mine on the other side of
    the common, and several occupiers on that side suffered severely from
    their violence.  But all this is really of little importance compared
    with the question of _the children’s_ condition of ignorance and
    general ill-being.  I am sure that those who dwelt _under tents_ must
    have perished or laid the foundation of fatal disease during the late
    severe weather.  It is clearly against public policy that parents
    should be allowed thus to trifle with the health of their children;
    and of course the same objection applies to their want of education.
    There are gradations of well (or ill) being among these poor
    wandering folks, as you no doubt are well aware.  Some are in
    comfortable vans, and earn an honest livelihood by some
    handicraft—tinkering, basket-making; but those who possess scarcely
    anything but the tent that covers them are in a miserable plight in
    deep snow or in wet weather, and young children are placed in peril.
    I will not weary you by enlarging on this topic, which must,
    moreover, be sadly familiar to you.  I desired to assure you, as I
    now do, that I will do anything in my power to extend the legislation
    which you have already had the happiness of effecting to those poor
    outcasts who may doubtless through England be reckoned by thousands.”

Early in the present year a Scotch Presbyterian clergyman at Aberfeldy
wrote me to say that he had been deeply impressed for some time by the
necessity there was for the State to take in hand the gipsy and similar
travellers, and had last year got the Presbyterians of Breadalbane to
petition Parliament to take some action in the way of improving the
condition of the gipsies.

J. T. Pierce, Esq., J.P., county magistrate of Essex, writes me again
under date October 2, 1882:

    “Can you oblige me by forwarding a copy of the Bill amending your
    Act, 40 and 41 Vict. c. 60?  I am desirous of bringing the question
    of _registration of vans_, &c., before my fellow magistrates at our
    next quarter sessions.  The children who dwell in small vans and
    _under tents_ cannot receive education under the present state of
    things, and it is seldom any of them are got into industrial schools.
    Possibly the magistrates of different counties might help forward the
    extension of your scheme in favour of these poor children.  There is
    a common here on which we get a large number of them every year, and
    I have had a fair opportunity of seeing how urgent is the need of
    legislation, unless the children are to remain in their present state
    of ignorance and dirt.  No thoughtful man can desire this, and you
    have already done so much in this direction that every one who thinks
    about it must wish to strengthen your hands for further work.”

The foregoing independent statements, given by persons I have never seen,
extracted out of shoals of letters I have received, will faintly show
what is going on all over the country among our English heathens and hell
trainers; while sensual, backwood, romantic gipsy novelists have been
drawing a film over our eyes.

I have received a number of suggestions as to how the gipsy problem
should be solved.  A Scotch Presbyterian minister suggests that the
children should be sent to an industrial reformatory; in fact, he would
obliterate them with an iron hand from the face of the earth.  He goes on
to say that the recent School Act is useless for them in Scotland.  They
can and do with ease evade all its requirements.

One kind-hearted lady, who writes to me from Brentwood, thinks that
separate schools should be built for the gipsy and other travelling
children.  Neither of these suggestions are practicable and workable: the
former is too severe for English liberty, and the latter too wild and
scattered; and it would also be too costly, and in the end it would prove
a failure.

On October 25, 1882, I sent Mr. Mundella copies of my Social Science
Congress papers, with the hope of eliciting something from him as to what
steps the Government proposed taking in the matter, and the following is
his reply:

                                                    “PRIVY COUNCIL OFFICE,
                                                                WHITEHALL,
                                                       _October_ 26, 1882.

    “DEAR SIR,

    “I am much obliged to you for the copies of the papers read by you in
    the Health Department of the Social Science Congress on the Canal
    Boats Act and on the gipsy children, and I will give the same my
    careful attention.  I shall be very thankful if anything can be done
    to remedy the evils affecting the neglected children referred to in
    your papers, and to whose interest you have given such long and
    faithful service.

                                                          “I am, dear sir,
                                                         Yours faithfully,
                                                           A. J. MUNDELLA.

    “_George Smith_, _Esq._”

I have thought since I took up the canal crusade in 1872, as my letters
will show, and I cannot for the life of me do otherwise than think so
now, that the Canal Boats Act Amending Bill I am humbly promoting could
be made to include all movable habitations and temporary dwellings.  The
counsel to the Education Department, Mr. Ilbert, thought otherwise, and
of course I have had to submit to the “ruling of the chair.”  He thought
that a separate Act would better meet the case of the gipsy and other
travelling children.  I am not now alone in my idea of including all
movable dwellings in my Canal Amending Bill; for since I mooted the
subject in my letters to the press and in other ways, friends have come
round to see that there is something in the suggestion worthy of notice.
Canal-boat cabins and vans are boxes in which are stived up human beings
of all ages and sizes, without either regard for health, morals, sense or
decency, packed closer than the poor unfortunate creatures in the black
hole of Calcutta were.  These moving homes are drawn, in many instances,
by animals with only one step between them and the blood- or foxhound’s
teeth.  The only difference is, one home is moving through the country
upon our magnificent, black, streaky canals, of the enormous width of
about twenty feet, and an average of three feet deep.  For the size of
boats and boat cabins and other particulars I must refer my readers to my
works, “Our Canal Population,” and “Canal Adventures by Moonlight,” and
for the full particulars of gipsy tents, vans, &c., to my “Gipsy Life.”

The last Essex Michaelmas Quarter Sessions, with Sir H. Selwin Ibbetson,
Bart., M.P., in the chair, was supported by between forty and fifty
leading county magistrates.  The following is taken from the _Chelmsford
Chronicle_, October 20, 1882:

    “THE CANAL ACT AMENDMENT BILL.—Mr. Pierce suggested that this Bill
    should be referred to the Parliamentary Committee, with a view to
    their considering whether clauses should not be recommended to
    Parliament to be added for dealing with gipsy and travelling show-man
    life as well as canal life.  Mr. Pierce spoke of the miserable
    squalor and unwholesome condition in which the gipsies and travelling
    showmen lived, and said he thought it was necessary that their
    children, who are absolutely uneducated, and who number about 30,000,
    should be looked after.  Seconded by Mr. G. A. Lowndes.  This motion
    was carried.”

In a leading article upon the subject the _Chronicle_ stated:

    “An excellent suggestion was made to the court by Mr. Pierce.  It was
    that they should refer the Canal Boats Act Amending Bill to the
    Parliamentary Committee, with a view to their recommending to
    Parliament the addition of clauses bringing nomadic life—like that of
    the gipsy and showman fraternity—within the scope of the measure.  Of
    gipsy life we have some experience in Essex, and we know that it
    stands in sad need of regulation.  Mr. Pierce stated, _inter alia_,
    and on the authority of Mr. George Smith, of Coalville, that there
    are about 30,000 children belonging to gipsies and travelling
    showpeople, most of whom are being brought up wholly without
    education.  It is no less a duty to society than to the children
    themselves that this state of things should be put an end to, for we
    cannot hope to banish the ruder kinds of crime, such as the vagrant
    classes are commonly guilty of, without first banishing ignorance.
    In this view we hope that other public bodies will follow the
    example, and that the promoters of the Bill about to be brought
    forward will be induced to extend it so as to embrace the gipsy and
    kindled classes.”

In July, 1880, Mr. Joseph Cowen very kindly put a question to Mr. Dodson,
the President of the Local Government Board, relating to the education of
gipsy and other travelling children, and the sanitary arrangements of
their homes, and Mr. Dodson replied, “There is considerable difficulty in
dealing with gipsy tents and vans, but the matter has been brought under
the notice of the Board, who will endeavour to deal with it when a
suitable opportunity presents itself for that purpose.”

The Government had their hands pretty full last year—Ireland and the
Irish at the beginning, Ireland and the Irish in the middle, and Ireland
and the Irish at the end—nearly altogether Irish, which no one grudges to
make our Brothers and Sisters on the Emerald Isle contented, prosperous,
and happy.  God grant that her noble sons and daughters may go ahead, and
her “Moonlighters” be swallowed up in the greater light that rules the
day.  This being so, I kept myself pretty well occupied in piloting,
altering, and manœuvring my Canal Amending Bill through its initiatory
stages, and had no time to deal with the gipsy problem other than to try
“at every turn and twist” to find a niche, nook, or a peg in the Bill
upon which to hang the gipsy question, which to me did not, and does not
even now, seem at all a difficult thing to do.  The more I go into the
details of the canal and gipsy question the simpler they become.  All
that is required, as in the case of the brickyard children, is to take
hold of them and to begin to deal with them in a business fashion, as
other questions are dealt with.

The subject is studded with prickles, but immediately it is grasped the
prickles become harmless.  In the distance they look like drawn
glistening daggers, which, as you approach nearer to them, are no more
dreadful than rushes in the meadow.  Unearth the Guy Fawkes gipsy
monster, and we shall soon find out a way to deal with gipsy vagabonds
and to reclaim their children.  Standing by whimpering, sobbing, and
sorrowing over the children will not pull them out of the gutter; nor
will covering them with backwood gipsy nonsense and trash make them
white.  The gipsies and their children are dark and down, and to whiten
and raise them the law and the gospel must come in: first, the law,
schoolmaster, and sanitary officer; and second, the Christian minister
and the gospel.

In bygone days, under the reign of Elizabeth and the Georges, the
hangman’s hemp and the whipper’s thong were used as a cure for the gipsy
social evil, but with worse than no results.  Recently, in Hungary,
measures of another kind were adopted to compel the gipsies to make
themselves scarce.  Innumerable complaints had at times reached the chief
of the police from the townsfolk of Szegedin, in Lower Hungary, with
whose portable chattels and goods the gipsies persisted in making free.
The police official was sorely perplexed how to deal with the wandering
ragamuffins.  The gipsies in Hungary, as well as in other parts of the
world, have masses of hair—our present race of English gipsies cannot
boast of the raven black hair as formerly—so the chief of the police
conceived the idea of barbering their pates of all their locks.  The
gipsies were taken into custody and the town barbers were summoned to
clear the heads of the swarthy gipsies of their present adornments.  The
orders were obeyed to the letter, regardless of either sex or age.  In a
few minutes the whole tribe with pates as smooth as an ostrich’s egg were
conveyed to the town gates in a state of indescribable discomfiture.  I
“guess,” as Jonathan says, they will not for a long time visit Szegedin
again.  There is a wide difference between the Hungarian authorities and
the Nottingham town authorities.  Not being able to attend the recent
Nottingham goose fair, I wrote to the town clerk and the chief constable
for a few particulars, relating to the condition of the vast numbers of
poor neglected gipsy and other travelling children who attended the
borough fair.  The town clerk deigned not to descend from his high
pinnacle to order a reply to my letter.  The chief constable, after some
days had passed over, said he would send me some facts, which, though I
reminded him of his promise more than once, are not yet to hand.  Gipsy
children may live and gipsy children may die, but these officials, I
suppose, think that they shall go on for ever, and in the end, as a
writer in _The Christian Age_ says, they will

               “Rest where soft shadows lie and grasses wave;”

at least they hope so.  Full particulars of the hardships and cruelties
practised upon the gipsies for their wrongdoing will be found in my
“Gipsy Life.”

Knowing full well as I do that nothing but salutary measures of the kind
I propose, and have proposed for many long years, will meet the case, I
had again the audacity to put the question to the Government, through Mr.
Burt, with the object of eliciting from them the steps—if any—they
proposed taking this Session for dealing with the gipsy problem.

                                                        “WELTON, DAVENTRY,
                                                      _November_ 16, 1882.

    “MY DEAR MR. BURT,

    “I shall be glad if you will put the enclosed questions to the
    Government for me relating to the gipsy children.  With kind regards,

                                                    “Very sincerely yours,
                                            GEORGE SMITH, _of Coalville_.”

The questions and answers are taken from the _Times_, _Morning Post_,
_Standard_, _Daily Chronicle_, and the leading papers throughout the
country.

                              “TEMPORARY ABODES.

    “Mr. Burt—To ask the President of the Local Government Board if the
    Government intend taking any steps early next session for bringing
    temporary abodes such as shows, tents, vans, and places of the kind,
    under the influence of the sanitary officers.”

Mr. Dodson, the President, said he would “consider whether the law as it
stood was in need of amendment in this respect; but he could not, on this
any more than on any other subject, now give any undertaking as to the
introduction of a Bill next session.”

                               “GIPSY CHILDREN.

    “Mr. Burt—To ask the Vice-President of the Committee of Council on
    Education if the Government intend taking any steps early next
    session for bringing about the education of gipsy and other
    travelling children living in vans, carts, shows, and other temporary
    dwellings.”

Mr. Mundella said: “It is exceedingly difficult to devise any effectual
scheme for the education of the nomadic population referred to in the
question of my hon. friend, and up to the present we have received no
suggestion for dealing with the subject which appears to be practical.
The matter, however, is ‘under consideration,’ and we propose during the
recess to confer with the Local Government Board respecting it.”

Mr. Burt wrote to me as follows:

                                                        “HOUSE OF COMMONS,
                                                      _November_ 22, 1882.

    “MY DEAR MR. SMITH,

    “You will see from the _Times_ to-day the answers given by Mr. Dodson
    and Mr. Mundella.  They are not so encouraging as one would like,
    though it may do good to call attention to the subject.

                                                        “Very truly yours,
                                                             THOMAS BURT.”

Parliament having been opened February 15, 1883, I began to make a move
towards getting my Canal Boats Act Amendment Bill before the House of
Commons for the third time—last year it was introduced to the House of
Lords by Earl Stanhope—and lost no time in seeing my friends Mr. Burt and
others upon the subject, some of whose names are upon the back of the
Bill.  The names upon the Bill are as follows: Mr. Burt, Mr. S. Morley,
Mr. John Corbett, Mr. Pell, and Mr. Broadhurst.  Feeling anxious, and
seeing no difficulty in the matter, I wrote to Mr. Burt on March 3, 1883,
about introducing a clause in the Bill to include gipsy and other
travelling children—my plans for improving the condition of the canal
children and gipsy children being identically the same in _every
__particular_ so far as the provisions of the Act are concerned—and he
replied as under:

                                                        “HOUSE OF COMMONS,
                                                          _March_ 8, 1883.

    “DEAR MR. SMITH,

    “If you want a new clause or any alteration in the Bill, kindly write
    it out on a copy of the Bill and forward it to me.

    “I have seen Sir Charles Dilke, and he advises me to talk the matter
    over with Mr. Hibbert.  I shall do so as soon as I can see Mr.
    Hibbert.

    “I go to Newcastle to-morrow, returning on Monday night or Tuesday.

    “I am not hopeful that the Government will do anything in the present
    state of business.

                                                             “Yours truly,
                                                             THOMAS BURT.”

I added the following clause to the Bill, and at the same time I gave
under the Bill more power to the Education Department than I had done in
the previous Bills.

The new clause affecting gipsy children runs thus:

    “11.  The expressions ‘Canal Boats,’ ‘Canal Boat,’ and ‘Boat,’ in the
    principal Act and this Act, and also in the regulations of the Local
    Government Board and Education Department, shall include all
    travelling and temporary dwellings not rated for the relief of the
    poor.”

I forwarded copies of the Amended Bill to Sir Charles Dilke, the new
President of the Local Government Board, and also to Mr. Mundella, the
Vice President of the Committee of Council on Education, and here are
their replies.  A few days previously I had written to Sir Charles Dilke
and Mr. Mundella, urging them to take up the Bill; in fact, I have for
years been pressing the Government to take up the Bill, as one that will
do much good and bring them much credit.  Of course I cannot expect them
to do impossibilities.  I know their hands are full; at the same time the
period has come when the sixty thousand canal and gipsy children must be
educated and cared for by “hook or by crook,” as being of primary
importance for the country’s welfare to the thousand and one things that
are now before Parliament.

                                       “LOCAL GOVERNMENT BOARD, WHITEHALL,
                                                         _March_ 14, 1883.

    “DEAR SIR,

    “I have to thank you for the copy of the Bill you have sent to Sir
    Charles Dilke.  In consequence of Mr. Ashton Dilke’s death he will
    not be present in the House of Commons this week.

                                                             “Yours truly,
                                                          A. E. C. BODLEY.

    “_George Smith_, _Esq._”

                                * * * * *

                                                    “PRIVY COUNCIL OFFICE,
                                                         _March_ 14, 1883.

    “SIR,

    “Mr. Mundella desires me to thank you for sending him a copy of your
    Canal Boats Act Amendment Bill enclosed in your letter of the 12th
    inst.

                                                        “Yours faithfully,
                                                             H. T. BRYANT.

    “_George Smith_, _Esq._”

My days of hard work, and scores of letters written in relation to the
questions put to Mr. Dodson and Mr. Mundella, have brought forth the
usual molehill of “under consideration.”  The political fields of moral
and social progress are full of crotchets and molehills.  Would to God
that either John Bull with his horns or John Straw with his spade would
level them to the ground.

At any rate those mountainous molehills, six inches high, which are
checking the van of social progress, laden as it is—aye, heaped up—with
blessings for the thirty thousand poor little gipsy children who are
starving to death in our midst, in the mud, rotten straw, filth, and rags
of a soul-perishing and body-killing nature, amidst which the poor gipsy
child has to live.

The greatest difficulties I know of are the dung heaps scattered about by
sensational trash backwood gipsy writers.  I can almost imagine our
imported and other Demetriuses and damsels calling out on the steps of
St. Stephen’s, Westminster, “Sirs, ye know that by this craft we have our
wealth.”  “Paul hath persuaded and turned away much people.”  “Our craft
is in danger to be set at nought.”  “Let us hang the devil.”

The registration official overcomes “difficulties” when he registers a
gipsy hawker’s van in order that he may extract £4 from him; and the
policeman overcomes “difficulties” when he brings to bay before a bench
of magistrates a gipsy child for stealing a turnip, or a gipsy poacher
for making too free with a partridge.  There are seas of “difficulties”
to be waded through, it would seem, before the gipsy children are to be
led to the school doors, and the sanitary inspectors to their
suffocating, immoral, and unhealthy homes.  It is un-English, wicked, and
unjust to deliver the gipsy and other travelling children over to the
policeman, without ever having taught them to know right from wrong in
day and Sunday schools.  A terrible day of reckoning and vengeance awaits
us for our wrongdoings towards our present-day English gipsy children,
think about it as lightly as we may.

The sanitary inspector steps into lodging-houses to prevent overcrowding.
The factory inspector steps, without an invitation, into the workshop to
prohibit the overworking of children.  The Board of Trade officer will
not allow overcrowding of ships, although they may be classed as A1 at
Lloyd’s.  Overcrowding in barracks and workhouses is not allowed, and the
School Board officer steps into a labourer’s household—the head of which,
with a large family surrounding him, only earns about 12s. per week—under
pain of a fine and the “squire’s” displeasure, and orders the young
urchins off “neck and crop” to school; while canal and gipsy children are
left out in the cold.

Two years ago I invited twelve gipsy children, who were living in two
vans and attending our feast, to tea on our hearthstone.  Although three
of the parents could read and write, and ten of the children were of
school age, not one of the poor little things could tell a letter.  All
the van-dwellers were in the lowest depths of degradation, filth, and
misery.  They were surrounded with sunshine, and yet it never entered
their wretched dwelling; at any rate they never opened their door with
glad hearts and thankful song to receive its cheering rays.

The chimes and music of church bells seemed to have no other effect upon
their lives than the bringing forth of the cries of misery, wails of
anguish, and groans of despair.  The beautiful robes with which nature
was clothed made their ragged, wretched torn garments look as if they had
been pulled to pieces, torn and stuck together by demons who had thrown
off all moral restraint, and were following the downward tendencies of
human nature to their hearts’ content.  Three of the parents once had a
comfortable settled home, but alas! alas! it seems to be all over, and a
blacker future for the children awaits them, if the Government do not
take the poor things by the hand and lead them a step forwards and
upwards.

At the close of 1882 I visited, on a Sunday afternoon, a camp of gipsies
upon Turnham Green.  There were five vans and tents, and fourteen men and
women and seventeen children squatting round their fires upon the wet and
slushy grass.  As I neared them, five of the gipsy children, half naked,
came running towards me.  One little curly-headed fellow, named Boswell,
shouted out, “If you please, guv’-nor, have you come to teach us to read,
the same as a kind lady did last summer?  We wish you would.  Have you
brought us any picture books?  Please read a bit to us.”  After a few
minutes chat with them, I emptied my bag of cards, and with a sorrowful
heart left the gipsy children in their ignorance to speed their wishes
into the air, so it appears.  With a writer in the _Sunday Magazine_, I
say with a deep, deep-drawn sigh—

    “Oh the wandering waifs and strays,
    In hiding day and night,
    And lacking verdant shelter,
    On their lives a blight;
    Aye, creeping far and farther
    From the eyes of men;
    If they find a lodging,
    ’Tis in some horrid den!”

A little later on I went to Daventry and found a man—a tradesman—in the
market-place, exhibiting a deformed pony rather than follow his own
trade.  Both man and wife could read and write—in fact, the woman had
once been a Sunday-school teacher—but not one of their five children
could read a sentence.

Only the other day, our good vicar’s respected wife, Mrs. Darnell, in
company with her niece, Miss Stansfeld, took shelter in a cottage, rather
than face two most repulsive-looking men and one woman with seven
children, who were tramping the country in a most wretched and forlorn
condition.  Their only home consisted in an old handcart full of rags,
upon which were perched, on a most bitterly cold and wet day, three poor
gipsy children; and the other four children were trudging by the side of
the hand-cart scarcely able to get one foot before the other.  Their
shoeless footprints seemed to cry out loud for help.  Many gipsies camp
upon Cannock Chase from time to time, and such is their character that
people passing that way in dark hours generally take the precaution to be
armed with pistols, and to have dogs by their sides.

Think about it lightly as we may, the evils of gipsying are on the
increase in this country.  Fortune-telling and deceit are taking fast
hold upon the “silly girls and young chaps.”  Very recently the _Daily
News_ reported a case in Dorsetshire where two gipsy women induced a
dairyman’s wife to part with her sovereigns for a sheep’s heart studded
with pins in mystic patterns outside, and crammed inside with bright
farthings.  The heart was to be hung in the chimney till Easter, when it
was to be taken out and all the farthings to be turned into sovereigns.
The woman’s husband broke the “spell” by pulling the heart out of the
chimney before Easter.  The _Graphic_, in the spring of 1882, reports a
case of a “white witch” at Plymouth, who declared that the whole crew of
a smack were under a “spell”—and the crew believed it—which “spell” only
the gipsy witch could remove, and of course for money only.  The _British
Workman_ for October, 1882, shows a little of some of the evils of
fortune-telling.  At the Bradford county police-court recently, Delia
Young, a gipsy, was charged with fortune-telling.  For some weeks the
prisoner, with a number of other gipsies, had been staying at a village
named Wyke, and hundreds of persons of all ages and both sexes had
visited her.  Her fees ranged from ls. to 5s., the latter sum being
charged when a “planet was ruled.”  It was stated that her earnings must
have averaged several guineas a day for many months.  For the defence it
was contended that the prisoner and her family had told fortunes at
Blackpool during the season for twenty years.  She was fined £5 and
costs, with the alternative of two months’ imprisonment.  The money was
paid.

I have visited more than once the gipsies upon Plaistow marshes in
company with Mr. —, and also with my son, and found about thirty families
squatting about in their vans and tents, up to their knees in mud, and in
a most heartrending condition.  Farmers house their pigs in a much better
condition than we found the poor lost gipsies tented and housed.  Gipsy
children came round us by the score.  There would be not fewer than
between a hundred and a hundred and fifty poor little creatures, growing
up without ever visiting either the school or the church, although there
were a magnificent school and church within a stone’s throw.  The
sanitary inspector, school board officer, and Christian ministers were
unknown to those wretched, lost gipsy children.  They are fully
acquainted with the policeman and his doings.  In one or two of the vans
smallpox and fever appeared to me to be at work.  Round the outskirts of
London there will be nearly 3,000 gipsies tenting and squatting about.
They generally find the lowest and swampy spots.

My scores of visits to various parts of the country during many years are
not recorded here, but the same sorrowful tale is everywhere manifest.

It does seem that letters of blood and words of fire will be needed to
arouse the hearts and consciences of my countrymen, and compel them to
observe the dark side of human life which lies close to our eyes and
noses; and to draw the veil of ignorance away which is preventing the sun
of civilization carrying out its mission among our own outcasts.

    “The darkness falls, the wind is high,
    Dense black clouds till the western sky,
       The storm will soon begin.
    The thunders roar, the lightnings flash,
    I hear the great round rain drops dash;
       Are all the children in?”

                                 _The Christian Freeman_, 1877 _and_ 1878.

I answer, “No! no!” and with a tear-fetching pang I again say, “No!”  The
canal and gipsy children are still outside the door, and our legislators
do not care to open it, owing to the “difficulties” which prevent the
latch from being lifted up.  The nail is in the way, and the door is
locked—

    “Nobody kind words pouring
       In that gipsy heart’s sad ear,
    But all of us ignoring
       What lies at our door so near.”

                                                  _The Christian Freeman_.




Rambles among the Scotch Gipsies at Yetholm.


THE 18th of December, 1882, was a bitterly _shil_ (cold) _divvus_ (day),
partly frozen _ghie_ (snow) lay several inches on the _chik_ (ground).
The _dúvel_ (sky) was gloomy and overcast as if threatening this
_doŏvelesto-chairos_ (world) of ours with a fresh outburst of _vénlo_
(wintry) vengeance.  Not a _patrin_ (leaf) was to be seen upon the _rook_
(tree).  The _bával_ (wind) seemed at times to engage in a chorus of
_shoolo_ (whistling) and howling, and other discordant _gúdli_ (noises).
The few linnets, sparrows, bullfinches to be seen hopping about the
_drom_ (road) in quest of _kóben_ (food), were almost starved to
_méripen_ (death); _shil_ (cold) and _bok_ (hunger) had made them tame
and _posh_ (half) _moólo_ (dead).

In a few minutes I stood at our door with my old grey coat over my arm,
wondering whether I should in my state of health face my cold journey to
Scotland.  After a little reflection, quickened by “the path of duty is
the path of safety,” which seemed to be more beautiful than ever, I
started with my bag in hand to tramp my way to the railway station.  I
did not feel on the way in a humour for singing, with cap in hand, and in
joyous strains, “Oh! this will be joyful,” but could have said with
Wesley,

    “If in this darksome wild I stray,
    Be Thou my Light, be Thou my Way.”

In the train I duly seated myself, and we sped on till I arrived at
Leicester, the seat of stockings and leather.

Leicester is a pleasant town, but, as in the case of other towns, there
are a few—only a few, thank God!—fools in it whose light from farthing
candles will become less as her wise men, good and true, increase.  After
my landing upon the platform I made my way to the house of my
sister-in-law, and there rested my bones for the night.  During my
restless night, with the full blaze of a lamp shining in my face, some of
the following aphorisms were entered in my notebook:—

The books of infidels, sceptics, socialists, and atheists may be compared
to handfuls of sulphur cast into the fire of public opinion.  They give a
bluish flash for a moment, reflecting deathly and ghastly hues upon those
who stand near; which sometimes cause children, and those of weak minds,
narrow vision, and short sight to put their hands into the fire to see
where the deathly colours come from.

Righteous kings and queens, doing God-like acts to elevate and beautify
their subjects, may be compared to heavenly gardeners, whose business in
life is to beautify human nature and society with an increasing number of
moral tints and splendour, reflected by the heavenly throne, and to
transmit the colouring rays to the human flowers growing up under their
charge; thus making this beautiful earth more like Paradise every year.

The righteous deeds of a good king or queen, when they emanate from a
heart filled with heavenly desires to render earthly subjects contented
and happy, are seeds that the spirit of evil cannot kill.  They will live
and thrive to the end of time, and then they will be transplanted to
heaven to bloom through eternity.

When a Christian is said to have taken to doubting God’s goodness,
lovingkindness, and fatherly care, he may be said to have drawn down the
blinds of his soul and dimmed his vision of the beauty, power, and love
of Jehovah, the creator and upholder of all things in heaven, earth, and
sea.

Those who through fraud, craft, and deceit obtain the crown of laurels
won by others will find that, instead of the soft, beautiful leaves, it
will turn into a hard crown of thorns, that will prick sharp and deep
enough to touch the quick of the soul, ruffle the thoughts, disturb the
mind, and trouble the conscience.

As bees in gathering honey from flowers often transmit many new and
lovely colours to plants and flowers, so in like manner good children in
passing into the world among all kinds of families, especially among the
young, change and beautify by kind words, soft answers, and example the
characters of those they are brought in contact with.

The words used in faith by good Christian fathers and mothers in blessing
their children are jewels, pearls, and other precious stones, which will
be strung together by angelic hands with golden threads, and worked into
patterns that are to adorn the children as they walk over the plains of
Paradise.  They are the immortal flowers of earth, with a life within
them that will transform them into the everlasting flowers of heaven,
that will be strewn by little loved ones upon the path of saints as they
walk the streets of the New Jerusalem.

It is not always the largest flowers which make the prettiest bouquet, or
adorn a drawing-room to the best advantage.  The little bird’s-eye, that
grows among the thistles in the hedge-bottom, is prettier and more modest
than the large sunflower; so in like manner it is not always the big,
shining, dashing, flashing Christian, with few real good deeds, that is
the most beautiful and lovely in God’s sight.  The little Sunday-school
scholar, with Jesus shining out of his actions, in a garret is the most
beautiful and lovely to look upon, and illumines a modest quiet corner
with the greatest effect.

Bees gather honey from the most unassuming flowers, which are oftentimes
hid among thorns; so in like manner the sweetness of heaven is to be
gathered from good and lovely children, brought up by Christian parents,
living modestly and quietly in our back streets among the roughest and
lowest of the low, more prickly than thorns, and more poisonous than
poison.

Those short-sighted beings engaged in trying to get virtue out of a
gin-palace will find it harder work than extracting honey out of a
putrifying dead dog.

Double-faced Christians, engaged in trying to draw forth goodness out of
sin, wherewith to quench the qualms of conscience, will find that they
are engaged in a more difficult task than that of drawing pure spring
water from a cesspool.

Words are leaves, prayers bloom, and deeds fruit.  If the tree has grown
up under religious influence the kernel contains seeds of immortality,
but if reared under the influence of sin the kernel will be a rotten core
and worse than useless.

To love and to sing is to live, and to hate and to swear is to die.

Bad deeds, though often written and rewritten, soil the hands of the
scribe, corrupt his heart, taint the olfactory senses of the
reader—although they may be as angels—with an unpleasant odour, offend
their eyes, and become in the end illegible blotches, smudges, and
smears.

Good deeds, performed with a good object, eat themselves clearly and
legibly into the pages of history, which time turns into gold, and leave
a pleasant impression upon the writers and readers—although they may be
devils—that time and men’s hands cannot efface.

Those who write flashy, misleading lies of various hues, whether about
gipsy, saint, or angel, will find that they are earning red-hot coppers,
which “puffs” will not prevent burning the author’s fingers and
scratching his conscience.

Worldly-minded human beings engaged in trying to weave a cloak of
righteousness out of their own evil deeds wherewith to hide their
deformities, ugliness, and consumption, may be compared to a poor old
deformed woman trying to weave a golden cloak out of rotten straw to hide
the wretchedness and misery of Seven Dials.

Those engaged in reclaiming children from sin and ignorance are making
themselves a silver ladder upon which to climb to golden fame.

When our ways are clouded by mysteries and doubts, we may take it for
granted that we have got off the road, and are wandering among marshes
and swamps from which fogs and poisonous vapours arise.

Satan often ties firebrands to the tails of hypocritical professing
Christians, and uses them as Samson did his foxes.

                                * * * * *

At 6.30 on Tuesday morning I stepped out of doors with my travelling
paraphernalia upon some six-inches deep of newly fallen snow.  My only
light was the flickering gas, which was miserable indeed.  Underneath the
snowy carpet the roads felt, and in fact were, like a sheet of glass.  If
the new soles upon my shoes had been beeswaxed and polished I could not
have slipped and slurred about more.  Sometimes my bags were in the snow,
and at other times I was trying the resisting force of the lamp-posts.
Some of the workmen as they passed me rolled about as if they were
“tight,” and I daresay they thought me to be a brother chip.  After
three-quarters of an hour’s exercise for patience, temper, and legs, I
arrived “safe and sound in wind and limb” in a third-class compartment,
and without any hot-water bottles to cheer my onward course.

At Trent Station I spent five minutes with Mr. Taylor, the fine,
good-looking station-master, in talking over the caste, kind, and
character of the gipsies in India, in which country Mr. Taylor was a
station-master for some time.  At Settle I pulled up for a cup of coffee
and a sandwich.  The little refreshment-room, about ten feet square, was
quite a delightfully warm, cosy nook.  The glasses and decanters of
variegated colours were sparkling, the fire was bright and cheerful, and
the waitress brimmed over with smiles, grace, and good-nature.  I was
nearly frozen, and to jump from the freezing train to the warm sunny
“bar” at one bound was enough almost to make me wish that a coal truck
would get across the line to cause a delay for half-an-hour.  It was not
to be, and the cruel porter bawled out, “Take your seats, gentlemen!” and
we were off to the snowy region of the North, where all things are not
forgot and sheep looked like rabbits.  In puffing along we passed through
the snow-drifts, which two days previously had held bound by the icy hand
of winter eleven trains and their freights of “live and dead stock” for
twenty-four hours, bringing forth from the sympathetic wife of the
station-master hot tea, cakes, and coffee for the travellers.

In passing over the Settle and Carlisle railway I experienced a very
queer kind of sensation.  I was in the carriage alone.  For many miles
nothing was to be seen but snow and telegraph posts.  The fences were
covered, the sheep and cattle were housed, and, owing to the barren
nature of the soil, there were no trees to be seen peering their heads
upwards.  A gloom, without a break or gleam of sunshine, spread over the
face of the heavens.  The snow-covered hills and valleys looked like so
many white clouds, and appeared to be undulating as we passed through
them.  Not a sound was to be heard except the puffing and punting of the
engine as we steamed away, and it appeared as if we were miles high
between two worlds, travelling I knew not whither.  To make myself
believe that I was still in the land of the living and not among “the
dreary regions of the dead,” I paced my compartment pretty freely,
filling up my time by singing—

                    “One there is above all others,” &c.,

and counting the telegraph posts as we glided along.  Among other things,
as I walked to and fro in my solitary compartment, I jotted down some of
the following thoughts and aphorisms:—

Faith is the quicksilver of heaven placed in the hearts of God’s
children.  When it is low or weak, rains and storms are brewing,
difficulties are ahead; and when it is high and strong, then peace and
joy may be expected.  Unsteady Christians will do well to change their
quarters.

Every glass of intoxicating drink given by parents to their children may
have pleasure swimming upon the surface, but at the bottom there will be
dregs of groans, and cries that will be hurled back by the children with
vengeance and retorts upon the names and tombs of their parents as they
lie smouldering in their coffins.

The benevolent actions of earth become at death the flowers of heaven.

The heavenly influences of God’s children in life become at death the
fragrance of eternity.

As the light-giving rays of the sun appear as darkness to mortals with
weak eyes and contracted vision, so in like manner do the searching and
light-giving rays of God’s Word appear as darkness to those whose mind
and mental powers have become weakened through looking into the lovely
system of heaven with narrow, preconceived ideas and notions.

Tears are the dewdrops of sorrow; if of heavenly sorrow, they will be the
means, as they drop to the earth, of watering seeds that will produce a
crop of heavenly joy.

In every cup of sorrow given to us by God to drink there are mixed up in
the ingredients fine precious seeds of a higher life, greater joy, and
abiding peace to bloom everlastingly in heaven.

Those who dabble in sin stain their hands with indelible ink, which
nothing but grace can remove.

Prayer is a pump-handle, and faith the rods and bucket that lift the
clear spring of heavenly truth into our earthly vessels to refresh us on
the way to Zion.

Hot-tempered and fiery-tempered Christians often expose the nakedness of
their souls.

Those people who think that they can go to heaven by indulging in worldly
pleasure and sin are travelling in a balloon of their own manufacture,
which may carry them high up in the opinion of worldlings, but in reality
they are soaring into the freezing atmosphere of God’s wrath, to come
down with a terrible crash.

A man with a large heart, broad sympathy, but under the influence of a
short temper, often burns his fingers; while the man with a narrow soul
and an envious disposition has a fire within that will blister his tongue
and singe the hair off his head.

Sacred poems and hymns are the million silver steps leading to the
heavenly city from every quarter of the globe; and the tunes set to them
are the lovely seraphs from the angel-land taking us by the hand to lead
us onward and upward to the golden doors studded with diamonds and other
precious stones, which are opened to all who have been sanctified and
made ready for the indescribable kingdom within.

Death is the postman from the unknown land—except to those who have seen
it by the eye of faith—knocking at our door.

                                * * * * *

Once or twice we passed several men with shovels in their hands and
dressed in garbs that only required a very slight stretch of imagination
to make us believe that they were in the Arctic regions searching for the
bodies of Sir John Franklin and his noble crew.  Suddenly we dropped upon
Carlisle, and for a few minutes we pulled ourselves together.  As there
were no sandwiches to be got, I dined off a penny bun and a sour orange,
the rind of which, owing to my benumbed fingers, sorely tried my
patience, and in retaliation I set to it with my teeth in a most savage
manner, and cast the remnants to the wind to perish in the mud.

We duly arrived at St. Boswell’s Station.  I felt nearly “done up,” and
at this place I slipped, rolled, and tumbled into an hotel for a warm
rest and a feed.  When it was dark I turned out again and made my way by
train to Kelso, the place of fame, and noted for its public spirit.  As I
drew near to the town I could have said with Alfred Miles, in _Young
England_, 1880—

    “Louder blew the winds and fiercer,
    The night was drawing nigh.”

From the station to the town was a most miserable half-hour’s journey.
The snow was in heaps, and travellers had to clutch the arms of friends
or foes to enable them to “steer a steady course.”  The snow whistled and
squeaked under the pressure of the soles of my feet; for by this time I
did not seem to have any other soul.  Sometimes I seemed to take one step
forward to two backward, till at last a ’busman picked me up and set me
down within a hundred yards of the Temperance Hotel door—Mr.
Slight’s—which was the nearest he could get me to without risk to life
and limb, owing to the great depth of snow.  I felt faint, and the full
force of what Marianne Farningham says in the _Christian World_—

    “O God, the way is very long,
    And the storms are rough and wild.”

Men working in snow, in the blackness of night, beneath the dull,
flickering lamps, and with a heavy, foggy atmosphere overhead, present a
most curious and interesting spectacle, such as might call forth from
nervous, sensitive minds a thousand ghostly wild conjectures about
gipsies, witches, &c.

During the evening “mine host” invited me, with some three commercial
travellers, to a little family party he was having, numbering altogether
some six gentlemen and eight young ladies.

Of the gentlemen I will say nothing except that they were very
gentlemanly; but of the young ladies I will say that they were of the
usual agreeable mixture.  One was charming, another sweet, another was
lively, another was delightful, another was pretty, another was pleasant,
another was full of grace, and so on.  Of course, each had her own
peculiar special graces, figure, and colour of hair.  Singing, playing,
lively and interesting conversation whiled the evening hours away.
Notwithstanding these enchanting proceedings, I did not feel happy.  I
tried hard to put a smile upon my face, but imagined I was not
successful, for the company often had to try to “liven me up.”  The
trials and hardships of the day, and my work on the morrow, weighted me
heavily with anxiety and sorrow.

I retired to my chamber pensive, sad, and cold.  My bed was like ice, and
all the clothes, rugs, &c., I had would not make me warm.  The night was
shiveringly cold, and my heart ached for the poor gipsies out in the
snow.  I dozed, winked, and blinked.  I got out of bed again and again;
and, to while away the long hours of the night, I jotted some of the
following aphorisms down, by the side of the dying embers of a _little_
fire:—

Sunday-schools are God’s flower-beds, upon which He sends more gleams of
sunshine and spring showers than upon the rest of the world.  Some
Sunday-school children are the little roses, pinks, mignonette, &c.
There are other Sunday-school children very modest and very good, but
with little show; these are the thyme, ladslove, &c.  The naughty
children are the sour and poisonous weeds.

When a Christian leaves the prospect hill for the marshes and swamps of
despondency and gloom, he will soon discover—or ought to do—that he is in
the neighbourhood of hellish fogs and mists, which will lead him into
worse than the Roman’s “shepherd’s race,” maze, or labyrinth, and from
thence to gloomy thoughts and hazy notions of God and His works.

Infidels are the rats of society, puddling and muddling the rippling
streams of pure truth that run through our land.

Cold places of worship, with a shivering minister as doorkeeper, are the
places to turn warm Christians into freezing saints.

A drunken Christian minister is a toppled-over guide-post with the bottom
rotted off, owing to its having being set in too much water.

Hope is the second—love the first—greatest moral force in the world.
When a man is down in the gutter it lifts him up; when he is in darkness
it puts light in his face and fire in his eyes.  It enters the breast of
a child; it fills the heart, and is seen in every action of man; it is in
the soul of kings, governs empires, and rules destinies; and it lifts
human beings, populating all worlds, from earth and hell to heaven.  Oh!
bliss-inspiring hope!

Hope is the father of ambition and the earthly companion of the soul;
they join together till they come to the edge of the river, whence the
soul takes its flight into eternity, and hope becomes the life of the
fame left behind, and ends with fame’s death.

Despair is the wastrel daughter of ambition forsaken by her father, and
her mother, hope and pride.  She drags all who touch her to poverty,
ruin, degradation, misery, and death.  When she creeps do you run.

Elevating natural parental love buds in time and blooms through eternity.
It turns a mud cottage or gipsy wigwam into a palace, a desert into a
garden, a waste into an earthly paradise.  It causes the birds and
variegated songsters to chirp and sing round your dwelling, the trees to
laugh, the stones to shout, the cat to purr upon the hearth, and the
children to kiss and fondle upon your knees.  It sends whole families
where love dwells off to bed in good humour, and causes the cock to crow
early in the morning at your door, telling you that a DIVINER LOVE is
about to enter your family circle with a fragrance excelling that of the
rose, and its effects more lovely to behold than that of the lily.

The soil of earth is the brain of nature.

Children with good hearts and lovable dispositions, under the fostering
care of a good, kind, Christian mother, will become God’s pretty little
singing birds, to beautify and enliven His heavenly garden; while
naughty, disobedient, bad children will become worse than rotten eggs,
not even fit for manure.

As bells are placed upon the necks of leading wether sheep to give out a
sound of danger and guidance, so in like manner is the word of God placed
upon the necks of His ministers, to give out words of consolation,
counsel, reproof, and warning, and woe be to those who give out an
uncertain sound.

Gipsies, vagrants, tramps, and vagabonds are the corns and bunions of
society.

Every kind, benevolent act of a Christian, full of love to God and man,
is a cask of heavenly oil poured upon the troubled waters of life, and
those who go down deep into human misery will find, by looking upward, as
the oil of paradise swims upon the waves of woe, the beautiful light of
heaven reflected upon their every movement to raise fallen humanity.

The love of God in the heart of man produces a smoothness upon the
surface of his face and body that eases his way to heaven through the
chilling billows of selfishness, deceit, and fraud.

A cruel retort from an ungrateful son opens a parent’s eyes to his sins
and follies more than the advice of one hundred friends.

To mount the highest hill of God’s favour upon the alternate steps of
prayer and good works, with faith as a handrail, is to see the
indescribable beauties of heaven and the unsurpassed splendour of earth
as no other mortal can; and by climbing higher still we can see more and
more, till we find ourselves lost in love and wonder.

The transparent dewdrops of heaven to be seen, by the light of the bright
morning sun, resting and twinkling into rainbow colours upon the flowers
and blades of grass on the green, mossy carpet, are the lively, sweet,
innocent little children whom God sends to cheer and beautify our path
for awhile before He calls them to heaven by the absorbing rays of Divine
love.

To a good man dark moments are the harbingers of bright days, and to a
bad man light moments of excitement are the precursors of long, dark days
of sorrow.

Love is the greatest moral force in the world.  With the birth of a child
it has a beginning, and it is the right hand companion of the soul; and
with the death of the body it is transferred with its redeemed chief to
paradise, to be the singing, joyful companion of the soul through endless
ages and never-ending delights and pleasures.

Divine love is the celestial life of heaven dwelling in man’s breast,
purifying his heart, enlivening his soul, transforming his affection to
such an extent that he can sing in the midst of a burning, sandy,
waterless, parching desert, “Oh! that will be joyful.”  It transforms the
black demon face of a gipsy, or a child of hell, into the lovable,
smiling face of a child of God.  Its possessor can jump ditches, bound
over fences, and scale battlements as easily as if they were level green,
mossy carpets.  It makes life happy, and opens heaven to our view.

                                * * * * *

After I had passed through this ordeal, I tried pacing the room with no
better results.  Notwithstanding these things, I felt as the Rev. Richard
Wilton felt when he penned the following lines for _Hand and Heart_,
June, 1880:

    “Sufferings are gifts, accept for my sake,
    And from earth’s sighs heaven’s music shall wake.”

Morning dawned and found me with wakeful eyes ready to receive it.  After
breakfast I began to prepare for my journey through deep snow which had
fallen evenly upon the ground to the height of the stone walls.  I found
that the postman with his cart had begun to prepare for the journey, and
he calculated that if all were straight it would take him five hours to
“do the eight miles.”  “Mine host” would not consent to this arrangement,
and the next best thing was to hire a horse and trap.  So through the
deep snow we started.  I had not got very far before my muffler was
frozen and icicles hung round my beard like little diamonds.  A few carts
and waggons had been pulled over the snow in places by the farmers, and
had left a few tracks.  Notwithstanding these our old hunter was not long
before he began to “puff and blow.”  My gigman said, “I don’t know
whether we shall be able to get through to Yetholm, but we will go as far
as we can.  We can but turn back if we can get no further.”

Our steed did not require pulling up to stop him.  Of his own instinct he
stopped pretty frequently.  I said to the man, “Our horse seems to be
short of ‘puff.’”  “Yes,” said the gigman; “his wind is touched a little,
but nothing to hurt.  He will be all right if we can once pull through.”
Sometimes we went into the ditches.  How deep they were before the snow
fell I don’t know.  I should think some of them were pretty deep.  Thanks
to the Almighty, the bottom of our gig would not let us topple over.
Many times I began to wonder where we should find a resting-place for the
night.  I said to my gigman as we went ploughing through the snow in one
of the ditches, “In case we get stuck fast, what shall we do next?”
“Well,” said the gigman, “we shall have to leave the trap behind and
return to Kelso as best we can.  We shall both have to get upon the
horse’s back, and if he will not carry us we must take turn and turn
about.  It won’t do to stop on the road to perish.”  I began to “pump” my
gigman in order to know whether I was in the hands of one who understood
his business.  I wanted my fears settling upon this point.

I said, “How long have you been a coachman?”  “Between twenty and thirty
years,” he said.  “And have you ever had a ‘spill’ or been stuck fast?”
“I have only had one ‘pitch in’ and never a ‘spill.’”  This news gave me
confidence in my man, and on we kept ploughing away.  A strong contrast
presented itself to our view close to a cottage just off the roadside.
There was a fine dark woman with a bright scarlet hood and cloak on her
big body, doing something upon one of the hedges.  It struck me that she
was bird-liming, for the London markets, the poor linnets that choose to
be caged rather than to perish.

The sights along the road were most lively, and I shall never forget it
as long as the breath is in my body.  The excitement “on the road,” the
bubbling sympathy within my breast for the poor perishing rabbits, hares,
partridges, and crows upon our path, the dangers of the way, and the
magnificent grandeur of the scenery, were of such a nature as to cause me
to forget the biting cold at work benumbing my nose, fingers, and toes.
The Scotch firs in the dales and vales along our path and on the
hillsides never appeared more grand and beautiful.  They were
artistically touched by the hand of God.  The pure white lovely prismatic
children of the clouds and cold boundless space had descended softly from
heaven, as if loth to leave their pure abode for a resting-place in the
mud; but before doing so they appeared anxious to adorn the trees of
nature with the beauties of ethereal space, and in such a manner as to
cause one’s heart to glow with gratitude towards God, the Giver of all
good.  The boughs were bent downwards, heavily laden with the angelic
snowflakes; the whole trees presenting a spiral sight, leading your eyes
and mind upwards toward heaven.  At the extreme tips of the branches the
snow had formed a kind of white clapperless bells.  As I passed under the
heavily-laden trees I felt that I should like to have helped them to bear
their burden, and also to keep the prismatic children of the clouds and
infinitude from settling into their dirty resting-places.  Nature seemed
to speak through the beautiful snow-adorned trees, and wintry-capped
hills and covered valleys with a warm loving tenderness that I had never
experienced before.

Upon the fences the snow had come softly and stealthily down, apparently
as if in gentle wavelets, which presented the appearance of fold upon
fold, overhanging waves upon waves in beautiful round and soft designs;
and as I beheld it I felt for a few minutes that it would be a real
pleasure, with joy and gladness running through my bones, and smiles
forcing themselves upon my face, to roll, plunge, tumble, and fluster
under its overhanging laps and waved folds, which seemed to speak
invitingly, and with open arms, to those who cast a sympathetic glance at
them.  Never in this world did snow appear more to be like the downs of
heaven than upon this occasion, notwithstanding the _biting_ cold day.
On this journey the live things seemed to be dying, while the dead things
seemed to be living.

We had now been on the road ploughing away over two hours among the snow,
and still we were not at the end of our journey.  We had had many escapes
of a spill, with the consolation that we should not have been hurt,
except in case the iron heels of our beast had come sharply in contact
with our almost frost-bitten noses.  As we topped the hills and neared
Yetholm it was manifest that the rude hand of storm and tempest had been
busily at work among the trees at some not very remote period.  Hundreds
had been uprooted, some of which were left to tell the tale.  Not a
public-house was to be seen on the way.  There was a kind of cabin a
little off the roadside, on which was stuck a piece of board, showing
that tea, tobacco, coffee, and snuff were sold there.  Among the hills in
the distance Yetholm was observed.  The thought that had run freely
through my mind, that I might not reach Yetholm, had now vanished.

The veritable gipsy town was in sight, and our steed pricked up his ears
and quickened his pace.  The blood which had imperceptibly been freezing
in my veins seemed to glow again.  The use of my hands and feet seemed to
be coming round, and into a public-house I stumbled at half past one to
get a cup of tea, “a cheer up,” and thorough warming.  After which I set
out with my bag in one hand loaded with Testaments, supplied to me by a
friend and the Christian Knowledge Society; picture cards, supplied to me
by the Religious Tract Society; and _Our Boys and Girls_, supplied to me
by the Wesleyan Sunday-School Union; while in the other hand I carried a
quantity of oranges and tobacco, purchased from Mr. Laidlaw’s, a
tradesman in the place.  With this “stock-in-trade” for the big and
little gipsies at Kirk Yetholm I started my tramp.

The nestling and nuzzling of the gipsy hypocrites beneath the walls of
the church at Kirk Yetholm, when they first landed in this country and
for centuries onward, is only in accord with their first appearance in
many parts of England.  There can be no doubt that when the gipsies came
from the Continent they came as hypocritical, religious, popish pilgrims,
and succeeded well for a time in inveigling themselves into the good
graces and pockets of the well-to-do English men and women, so that many
of them were able to dress in scarlet and gold till they were found out,
as I have shown elsewhere.

Kirk Yetholm, the gipsy town, is about half a mile from Town Yetholm.

                [Picture: Gipsy Winter quarters, Yetholm]

By the time I had arrived at the gipsy quarters, owing to my loads, the
deep snow, and the slippery nature of the roads in some places, I was
ready for a rest.

At the entrance to the village I met a number of little half-starved,
dirty, ragged gipsy children, who, to say the least, would require a deal
of “straightening up” before they were ready for angelic robes.  One
little fellow with fine lips, but a mouth almost extending from ear to
ear, accosted me in such a manner as to satisfy me that I was, without
doubt, in the land of gipsydom.  With the exception of the fine old
church and one or two houses, the whole presented a miserable appearance.
The gipsy dwellings were one story high, and of a dirty dingy white.

Leydon’s opinion of the Yetholm gipsies in his day was not very high, for
he says—

    “On Yeta’s banks the vagrant gipsies place
    Their turf-built cots.  A sunburnt swarthy race,
    From Nubian realms their tawny line they bring,
    And their brown chieftain vaunts the name of king.
    With loitering steps from town to town they pass,
    Their lazy dames rock’d on the panier’d ass,
    From pilfer’d roots or nauseous carrion fed,
    By hedgerows green they strew their leafy bed;
    While scarce the cloak of tawdry red conceals
    The fine-turned limbs which every breeze reveals.
    Their bright black eyes through silken lashes shine,
    Around their necks their raven tresses twine;
    But chilling damps and dews of night impair
    Its soft sleek gloss and tan the bosom bare.
    Adroit the lines of palmistry to trace,
    Her horded silver store they charm away,
    A pleasing debt for promised wealth to pay.”

Slater says in his Directory for 1882 that “Town Yetholm and Kirk Yetholm
are both very humble in appearance, especially the latter, which is
chiefly inhabited by gipsies, a race formerly remarkable for their
disorderly lives and dangerous characters, and at this day distinguished
by peculiarity of habits from the general body of the community.”

Dr. Baird says in his “Memoir of the Rev. John Baird,” written some
twenty years ago, “A colony of gipsies which had long been settled at
Kirk Yetholm had given rather an unenviable notoriety to the village, and
rendered its name familiar to thousands in Scotland.  The great majority
of this wandering race were little better than heathens though born in a
Christian land, and were notorious for poaching, thieving, and
blackguardism.”

Most of the gipsy dwellings belong to a friend, the Marquis of Tweeddale,
and he has of late years taken steps to improve their appearance.  At the
present time I am told the gipsy dwellings, so far as the outsides are
concerned, show a great improvement.  Sad to relate, the gipsy tenants
have not improved one jot.  Landlords may make gipsies’ and labourers’
houses—and it is right they should—healthy and habitable, but estate
agents cannot purify the moral iniquity that dwells within.  The
schoolmaster, law, and the gospel are the agents for this reforming work.

I was told by Mr. Laidlaw that a gipsy named Mathew Blythe was the most
respectable gipsy in Yetholm, and would give me any information; so to
Mathew I made my way.  I knocked at his door and was met with a
shout—“Come in.”  I did not stand knocking twice after this invitation,
and went through the dingy, greasy passage—or “entrance hall”—to another
door, which I opened, and there found a round-faced, grey-haired,
good-looking, cobbling gipsy at work upon his “last.”  The room seemed to
serve for kitchen, scullery, parlour, dining-room, sitting-room, bedroom,
closet, and workshop.  For a minute or two he eyed me over from head to
foot before asking me to sit down on a rickety old chair that stood by my
side.  I told him that I was come to look up the gipsies at Yetholm.  I
was met with a gruff reply, “There are no gipsies at Yetholm; they are
all gone away, and I don’t know where they are gone to.”  I said, “I am
sorry for that, as I had brought some books, oranges, tobacco, pictures,
and coppers for them.”  And after a few words in Romany the old man
turned up his face with a smile and said, “Well, to speak the truth, I am
a gipsy, but my old woman is not.  Sit you down.”  I sat down and began
my tale, and told him who I was and all about the object of my visit.  At
this the old man opened his eyes wider and wider and said, “Lord, bless
you, me and my brother, who lives at Town Yetholm, were only talking
about you yesterday, and saying how glad we should be to see you.  Let’s
shake hands.”  He took hold of my hand and gave it a good grip and a
squeeze, one that I shall not soon forget.  I said, “I suppose you wanted
to see me in order to give me a ‘good tanning,’ or else to make the place
warm for me; for I have been told by a backwood gipsy writer at — that
the gipsies in Scotland would make it hot for me if they once got hold of
me; and this is one, among the many other reasons, why I am here to-day.”
“Those,” said Mr. Blythe, “who told you that tale told you a lie.  I
don’t know any gipsy who would hurt your little finger.  You have said
some hard things about us, but they are true, or nearly so.  Why should
not our children be educated like other people’s children?  Why should
gipsy children not be allowed to sit on the same bench with the rest?
They are the same flesh and blood, and God looks upon them the same as He
does upon other children.  In church and in school no one will come near
to us, and what is the result?  Why, there is not a gipsy in all the
place—and there are between one and two hundred—except myself who goes to
church on Sundays.  The gipsies in Yetholm are worse off to-day than they
ever were.  Some are in receipt of parish relief.”  This upsets the
romantic tales of the gipsy writers who maintain that gipsies never
receive parish relief.  “A few of the children can read and write, but
that is all.  I learned to read and write a many years, thank God, and I
also learnt to make and mend shoes.”  I said, “What do the gipsies do and
where do they wander, as they grow up?”  “They,” said Mr. Blythe,
“generally goes to town, or travels the country, and nobody knows where
they end their days.”  Mr. Blythe was some distant—“ninety-second
cousin”—relation to the notorious dare-devil gipsy, Will Faa, who claimed
to be a sort of a gipsy king, and on this account I wanted to have a few
words about the gipsy kings of Scotland.  “Well,” said Mr. Blythe, “you
know better than I can tell you that there are no such beings as gipsy
kings and queens.  It is all bosh and nonsense, conjured up to get money
on the cheap.  The woman they call the gipsy queen does not live at
Yetholm now, she has gone to live at Kelso.  I could not tell you
whereabouts she lives, but in some of the back streets.”

Mr. Blythe began to relate some of the gipsy tales; and how many kings’
lives the gipsies had saved, and a number of other things relating to
gipsy life, into which I had not time to enter, as I wanted to be on the
road again with my gigman before it was dark.  The old man’s crippled
foot prevented him making some visits with me to the other gipsies in the
village, or, as he said, “I should have been only too glad to have done
so.  The poor things want somebody looking after them, I can assure you.”
I emptied nearly the whole of the contents of my bags of books, pictures,
tobacco, oranges, and a few coppers upon the gipsy cobbler’s bench, among
the awls, nails, waxed-ends, &c., for him to distribute, as a _man_,
among the gipsy children and old women in the village; and as a _man_,
and with gipsy greetings and good wishes, trusting to Mr. Blythe’s
honour, I left them, and they have, with God’s blessing, no doubt been
distributed.  After a few words of cheer and consolation and several
shakes of the hands, which somehow brought out my weakness in tears, I
bade Mr. Blythe, the grey-haired, open-faced gipsy, “good-bye,” maybe
never to meet again on this side of Jordan.  I felt as I stepped out of
the door that I could have said with a blind writer in the _Church of
England Magazine_—

    “Though dark and dreary be my way,
    Thy light can turn my night to day.”

    “Pensive I tread my sad and lonely road,
    Pain, gloom, and sorrow marked me for their prey.”

I took a stroll through the place to eye the gipsy dwellings over, and by
the time I had got to the bridge homeward, a number of poor half-starved
gipsy children had gathered round me.  I had not gone far before I met
some bigger gipsies “working _home_” for the night.  I thought I would
have five minutes’ chat in the snow with a little old gipsy woman named
Sanderson, who had accosted me in the usual gipsy fashion, viz., a curtsy
and “Your honour, sir.”  I pulled up and deposited my bags in the snow.
At this the old woman began to smile; she no doubt thought that she had
succeeded in her first step to draw something from me.  She was not long
in perceiving that I was not a Scotchman, and took pains to tell me her
name, and that she was an English gipsy from the neighbourhood of
Newcastle.  It occurred to me that I would just for once try the old
woman’s volubility of thanks, and accordingly I dipped into my bag for an
orange; this brought the old woman almost upon her knees with a “Thank
yer honour;” each “thanks” was accompanied by low curtsies.  I next
pulled out a picture card; this she put to her breast and said, “Lord
bless yer honour.”  I gave her another card, for which she responded with
upturned eyes, “May the Lord bless you, my dear good gentleman.”  I next
gave her some coppers; she again turned up her eyes toward heaven and
said with a smile, “May you never want a friend in the world.”  I next
gave her some tobacco, to which she responded, “May the dear Lord thank
you a thousand times.”  I ran through all the varieties I had, without
exhausting her stock of thanks.  I began to think that I must “give it
up.”  I believe Nisbets, Sunday School Union, Hodder and Stoughton,
Partridge, Religious Tract Society, Christian Knowledge Society, and all
the wide world-known first class publishing houses in Paternoster Row—and
over London there are many of them—would not produce variety of picture
books enough to exhaust the different kind of thanks the old gipsy woman
had in store; at any rate she would have a curtsy for the last and one to
spare for the next gift.  I had a Testament in my bag, and as a last
present I thought I would give it to her.  The old woman took it out of
my hand as a hungry starving child takes a piece of bread, with more
eagerness than she had shown over either the money or the tobacco, and
clasped it to her breast and called out with tears in her eyes in an
attitude of prayer, “May the dear Lord Jesus bless you, my dear good
gentleman, so long as you shall live, and may you never want a friend.”
Tears and curtsies came again pretty freely, I shook hands with the old
gipsy, and we parted.  The rimy moisture on my spectacles, and the
hastiness of my movements prevented me testing the old gipsy woman’s
tears, to see whether they were genuine or not.  I rather think they
were; at any rate it is more pleasant to human nature to have smiles than
frowns, even if they come from the devil.

I jumped into the trap, put on a warm muffler, and jolted and jogged for
some two hours to my lodgings, passing some gipsy poachers on the way,
and watching the growing moon in the heavens facing me, which seemed to
speak words of consolation showing unmistakably that all was not darkness
in the temporary Arctic cold regions in the world of gipsydom.

In Kelso I found out that one of the _princes_ of gipsydom had been in
jail nearly a score of times; in fact, one of the magistrates told me
that he himself had sent one of the gipsy vagabonds to jail something
like half a dozen times during the last two years.  As a rule, when his
“_highness_” was not in jail, he was employed scraping the streets,
scavenging, or getting a penny in other ways.  In the train I was told
that one of the _queens_ of gipsydom indulged in language which would not
be a sufficient passport to heaven, and was at the present time to
outside observers a poor, miserable old woman, with one foot in the
grave, a standing lie to the advantages, blessings, and beauties of an
uncivilized, demoralizing, wandering vagabond’s life.

            [Picture: Esther Faa Blythe—a Scotch gipsy queen]

A portrait of one of the self-crowned Scottish gipsy queens, Esther Faa
Blythe, is here given.  The old woman is eighty-five years of age, and
has an eye to business.  She is sharp, and can adapt herself to all
circumstances.  With the saints she becomes heavenly, and so on, almost
through the whole of the lights, shades, and phases of social life.

There are numbers of “gipsy kings” and “queens” in the country—aye,
almost in every county; at any rate those who are simple enough to
believe in them say so.  One gipsy queen not long ago used to dress in
dashing, gaudy silks, and sit in “a chair of state” in her van, and the
Londoners paid their threepennies to see her from time to time.  She now
lives a “retired life,” upon her gains, at Maidenhead.

The best gipsy queen I know of is the good Christian woman, Mrs.
Simpson—formerly a Lee—at Notting Hill, who has become a devoted, good
Christian woman, and tries to do all the good she can as she passes up
and down the world.  Her Bible contains her “state records,” which are
the guide of her life.  For twenty years she did a “roaring trade” by
telling fortunes to simpletons and big babies out of the
Bible—upside-down at times—of which she could not tell a letter.  Since
she has been a _gipsy Christian queen_ she has learnt to read some parts
of the blessed book.  My plan, if followed out thoroughly in all its
details, will make all our gipsies “kings” and “queens.”  It is
surprising that there are people in the world silly enough even at this
late day to believe in such beings as the “gipsy kings” and “queens” of
backwood romance.

To come back to Yetholm.  The aches, pains, and wild visions of the night
carried me almost over the wide, wide world, and had it not been for the
power of Divine love and the rays of heavenly light I cannot tell where I
might have got to ere this.

                 “The rougher the way, the shorter the stay,”

said Wesley.  I paid my bill, and started homeward, and at St. Boswell’s
station I made the acquaintance of Thomas Webster, Esq., and his two
sweet, interesting little sons, Masters Thomas Scott Cliff and Harold
Colin, of Oxenden Towers, Dunse.  In the train we sat together, and
chatted and whiled away time almost imperceptibly for several hours as we
journeyed southward.  At Hillfield we separated.  He and his sons
travelled westward, and I kept speeding along southward and homeward, I
think a wiser man; certainly I know more of the gipsies in Scotland and
at Yetholm than I ever knew before.  I find, among other things, that
there are a number of gipsies living among the rocks on the northern
coasts of Scotland, more like wild animals than human beings, and as
shaggy as winter-coated goats.

My visit to Yetholm brought out the fact more vividly to my mind than
ever, that private flickering and fluttering missionary enterprise, apart
from compulsory education, sanitation, and proper Government supervision,
is powerless, and unable to reclaim our gipsies and their children from
heathendom and its black midnight surroundings; and this I have stated
all along in my letters, Congress papers, articles in the _Graphic_ and
_Wesleyan Methodist Magazine_, and in my “Gipsy Life,” &c.  The case of
the poor brickyard girls and boys and canal children proves this in an
unmistakable manner beyond all doubt; at any rate, to those who have
their eyes and ears open, and hearts and hands ready to help forward the
country’s welfare. {329}

Some fifty years ago the Rev. John Baird, a godly minister at Yetholm,
and a few warm hearted friends, commenced in right good earnest to reform
the gipsies at Yetholm.  A committee was formed, several hundreds of
pounds were collected, steps taken to get the gipsy children to school,
and for some years they issued encouraging reports concerning the
gipsies.  Plenty of proofs were forthcoming to show that the gipsy
children could be made meet for heaven by the application of the laws of
education, sanitation, and the gospel; they were, as a rule, as well
conducted in school and church as other labouring-class children.  In
course of time the missionary zeal of the committee began to flag, and
Mr. Baird handed them over to the magistrates, and he goes on to say:
“Take the more respectable individual, and let him follow the occupation
of the gipsy, and in a few years he will in all probability be as bad as
any of them.  It is almost folly and ignorance to say that a wandering
gipsy may be a respectable character.  The thing seems to be possible
and, theoretically, not improbable; but practically the wandering gipsy
is almost without exception a disreputable person.  His wandering life
leads to innumerable evils.  In kindness to themselves, therefore, their
occupation, were it even a useful one to society, should be put down; but
it is not only useless, but positively injurious to themselves and
others.  Their life is one of petty crime; their death involved in all
the gloom of ignorance and despair.”

What are the results to-day of the years of toil and the hundreds of
pounds which have been spent upon the gipsy children at Yetholm?  Only
one gipsy is to be found going to church on Sundays.  And whose fault is
it?  Certainly not the gipsy children’s, nor yet that of Mr. Baird and
his friends, but that of the State and the country.  Mr. Baird gave proof
that education had made some gipsy children into useful servants and good
citizens; and why not more?  Would to God that our noble Queen, our
statesmen, and our philanthropists would listen to the gipsy children’s
cry which has been going upward to heaven from our doors during the last
three hundred and sixty-eight years, and is still unheard and unheeded by
the Christians of England.  Their tears, instead of softening our hearts,
have turned them into icicles, sneers, and frozen sympathies, and the
devilish, sensual gipsy novelists have transformed the bright lively
looks of the girls into wicked designs and immoral purposes.  Every
retarding act and backward movement of those who would keep the poor
gipsy children in ignorance will be a thorn in their pillow at the close
of life, as the crest of the eternal wave appears in view with savage,
bewildering reality.  It is a serious thing to drag women and children
downhill, and it is one that will not be banished by the artistic touches
of dark, sensual, misleading gipsy romance, however finely drawn and
dexterously spun.

The Yetholm gipsies, living, roosting, and nestling in their degrading,
demoralizing, and squalid manner, have, during the last three centuries,
from beneath the shadow of the sacred parish church and within the sound
of its heavenly chimes, sent forth into England, Scotland, and the world
over two thousand dark missionaries, trained in all the crimes of sin and
wrong-doing, to spread misery and moral and eternal death on every hand,
without our ever putting out our hands as a nation to arrest or sweeten
the stream of iniquity which has been floating by our doors for so long.
Good Lord, wake us all up from our sleep of moral death into which we are
falling, bound hand and foot by selfish interests—money, greed, sensual
pleasures, and fascinating delights.

Gipsying in this country comes up before us in various forms, enough to
send a cold, thrilling shudder through one’s nature.  A friend whom I
know well, in Leicester, told me only the other day that one of her
distant relations at Greetham, in Rutlandshire, had SOLD, some year or so
ago, his dark-eyed and dark-haired pretty girl of about twelve summers to
a gang of gipsies for TWO SHILLINGS AND SIXPENCE AND A GALLON OF BEER,
and the poor lost creature is now tramping and travelling the country, no
one knows where.  This poor girl’s mother is living in comfortable
service in Leicester.  One can hardly imagine a husband and wife, father
and mother, so utterly lost to all natural feeling as to sell their child
for half a crown; but so it is, and no doubt she is making money for the
gipsy scoundrels and inhuman brutes.  My heart often bleeds for the
little lost gipsy girl, concerning whom slap-dash gipsy song-writers can
call forth thrills of momentary pleasurable excitement from sensual gipsy
admirers as they pass round the “loving cup.”

I often wonder what kind of song it is the poor child’s inhuman mother
sings to while away the pleasurable duties of her station and the silent
hours of the night; and while her offspring lies like a dog crouched on a
heap of straw, half starved, dressed in rags, filth, and vermin, in some
tent at the bottom of some dark lane by the side of a wood, listening
with wide-open eyes to the screeching of game and weazels, the howling of
the wind, and the beating of the hail and rain against her thin midnight
shelter from stormy blasts.

While in Scotland a friend told me that recently he was in a
hairdresser’s shop, and while he was undergoing shampooing and a scenting
process, a poor, half-frozen, half-naked, Scotch gipsy girl, with
dishevelled hair, came, with a small tin can in her hand, begging with
tears in her eyes for some hot water.  My friend was struck with the poor
gipsy girl’s sorrowful, soul-mourning condition and request, and he asked
her what she wanted the hot water for.  “Please, my good gentleman,” said
the girl, tremblingly, “my mother’s hair is frozen to the ground, and I
want a little hot water to loosen it with.  Mother can’t get up till it
is loosened, and there is no one else in the tent to fetch the water and
to get her up but me, sir.”  What a tale of sorrow did the poor child
relate.  How sadly true is this of the gipsies and show people, and other
travelling children all over our highly favoured and heavenly exalted
country to-day.  Our gipsies, by their own wrong-doings, lying, thieving,
poaching, cheating, fortune-telling, idleness, profanity,
sabbath-breaking, and other deadly sins, have bound themselves to the
ground under our eyes, and we have stood by with our hands in our
pockets, winking, blinking, and chuckling at their heartrending
condition.  Some thirty thousand gipsy children have, for the last three
hundred and fifty years, received from door to door cuffs, kicks, crumbs,
crusts, smiles, curses, and flattery, but have never, except in a
flickering way, had extended to them the hand of practical help and
sympathy.  They have lived on our commons, in our lanes, by the side of
our woods, in our dark, black alleys, in our prisons and workhouses.  The
little seedlings of hope that God has planted in the breasts of the poor
gipsy children, we have, instead of encouraging them, trampled upon, and
the little tender buds and blades as they peeped forth we have trodden
down.

The children are lying and dying in the mud, with none to deliver.  As a
result of our negligence and indifference to the wants of the poor gipsy
child, we shall some day have a crop of thistles, hard, sharp, and
strong, difficult to handle and more difficult to uproot, think about it
lightly as we may.  The cries of the gipsy children have filled the
earth, and reached heaven for help; but we have barred the school doors
against them, and locked in their faces the gates through which they
should have been led to health, prosperity, civilization, Christianity,
and heaven.  Gipsy women’s wails and gipsy children’s cries are going
upward and upward; and to-day the gipsy, show, and canal children are at
our doors dressed in rags and dirt, with matted hair, and tears in their
eyes, beseeching us to take them into our embraces and soul-saving
institutions, to lead them heavenward and to God, and still we refuse to
listen to their entreaties.  Shall we refuse to do so any longer?  God
grant that there may be a speedy breaking of bars, bolts, and locks that
have bound our gipsies, show people, and their children to their debasing
customs, and that our noble Queen, Senators, and Lawgivers may open the
doors of the blessed institutions with which our seagirt isle is covered
to our gipsies and their children without one moment’s delay, before our
candlestick is removed and glory departed.

The Englishmen of our England of to-day have it within their power to
show to the world how to improve the condition of the gipsy and canal
children as no other nation has ever had before, without trampling under
foot liberty and civil rights.  Shall we with folded hands stand by with
the blood of the canal and gipsy children hanging upon our garments, with
awful effect, while the lambs of Christ’s flock are groping their way to
misery, ruin, and woe?  Shall we put out our hand to save the children?
It is for my countrymen to answer “Yes” or “No.”

I asked my friend John Harris, the Cornish poet, to kindly help on the
cause of the gipsy children, and right gladly he did it; and here is his
touching poem.  May it sink deep into our hearts!



ZUTILLA.


   “THE day is done, Zutilla,
      And yonder shines a star;
   Our camp is on the moorlands,
      From busy homes afar.
   No church bells murmur near us,
      No echoes from the town,
   And o’er the lonely common
      The night comes slowly down.

   “Zutilla, thou art dying!
      Once by the riverside
   Our tents stood in the sunshine
      Upon the wasteland wide.
   Then thou wert but a baby,
      So beautiful and bright;
   I kissed thee in my gladness,
      And wept with fond delight.

   “Came from the leafy hollow,
      A man with hoary hair;
   His voice was soft as summer
      When lilies scent the air:
   This Book he gave, Zutilla,
      Against our hour of need,
   Which surely is the present;
      But oh! we cannot read.

   “How pale thou art, Zutilla!
      I fear thy hour is come.
   Is there a God of mercy?
      And will He take thee home?
   This Book might tell us plainly
      Now in our hour of need,
   Not having any teacher:
      But oh! we cannot read.

   “Gone, gone art thou, Zutilla!
      My tears shall flow for thee,
   A gipsy’s darling daughter,
      The sun and moon to me.
   Thy mother’s heart is breaking,
      ’Tis well it thus should bleed;
   For nothing gives me comfort,
      Now in my hour of need.

   “I know not how to utter
      One word of prayer to Him!
   Will no one teach the gipsy,
      Whose life and death are dim?
   Come, come to us, ye upright,
      Who walk this favoured sod,
   And teach us from your Bible,
      And tell us of your God.

   “Yes, I am old and feeble,
      And sinks life’s flickering spark.
   Oh! thousands of my people
      Are dying in the dark!
   The gipsy children perish,
      Like mine, before my eyes:
   O come, O come, and teach us
      The passage to the skies!

   “My wakeful eyes are burning,
      My soul is rocked with dread:
   O England, rouse thee! rouse thee!
      And hasten to the dead.
   If thou wilt do thy duty,
      Another light shall gleam
   Upon the gipsy’s tent-tops
      Our fathers have not seen.”

God (_Doovel_) bless (_párik_) the (_o_) brickfield (_chikino-tan_), boat
(_paanéngro_), and (_Ta_) gipsy women (_joóvyaw_) and (_Ta_) children
(_chaviés_), and (_Ta_) may (_Te_) their (_lénti_) tears (_tchingar_) be
(_vel_) noticed (_lel-veéna_) and (_Ta_) help (_kair-posh_) come (_avél_)
from (_avrí_) heaven (_mi-dúvelsko_) and (_Ta_) my (_meéro_) country
(_tem_).  So (_Ajáw_) be (_vel_) it (_les_), and more (_kómi_).



NOTE.


In response to the canal and gipsy children’s prayers, cries, and tears,
the only answer coming as yet is as follows: With the assistance of the
Government, represented by the Right Hon. Sir Charles Dilke, M.P.,
President of the Local Government Board; the Right Hon. A. J. Mundella,
M.P., Vice-President of the Committee of Council on Education; J. T.
Hibbert, Esq., M.P., Parliamentary Secretary to the local Government
Board, Mr. Burt, M.P., introduced the Canal Boats Act (1877, 46 Vict.)
Amendment Bill on April 9th, 1883, and it was read the first time.  When
the Bill came on for the second reading on April 18th, Mr. Salt, M.P.,
for Stafford, met it with a “blocking” amendment as follows: “After the
Second reading of the Canal Boats Act (1877) Amendment Bill, to move that
it be referred to the Select Committee on Canals.”  _The Daily News_ in a
leader states: “Mr. Salt intends to move that the Canal Boats Act (1877)
Amendment Bill be referred to a Select Committee.  The motion, if
carried, would shelve this useful and unpretending Bill for another
session.”  I was in the Speaker’s gallery, and saw with sorrowful pangs
Mr. Salt move his successful check to the Bill.  This was no sooner done
than Mr. P. A. Taylor, M.P. for Leicester, took his hat off to “scotch”
the further progress of the Bill.  Notwithstanding the entreaties of Earl
Stanhope, Mr. W. E. Forster, M.P., Mr. Pell, M.P., myself and others, Mr.
Salt refused to drop his “blocking” amendment, although Mr. Salt and Mr.
Taylor knew full well that any amendment they might propose when the Bill
is in Committee before the “House” would be considered.  Later on Mr.
Warton, M.P. for Bridport, put his universal block on, as he always does
when measures for the country’s welfare come to the front and are likely
to pass into law.  In the week commencing April 30, 1883, no less than
twenty-nine “blocks” had emanated from this “honourable member’s” brain
to be placed against the legislative action of Parliament for the
country’s good.

On Friday, April 27th, the _Daily Telegraph_, in a leader, states Mr.
Algernon Egerton, M.P. for Wigan, has “blocked” the Canal Boats Act
Amendment Bill brought forward by Mr. Burt on behalf of Mr. George Smith,
of Coalville.

It seems inexplicable that Mr. Taylor, who, as a Member of the “House,”
helped me to get the Brickyard Act of 1871 and the Canal Boats Act of
1877 passed, should at the last moment take steps to prevent the success
of the Act of 1877 which my Amending Bill would bring about, and with but
little cost or inconvenience to all parties.  Both Mr. P. A. Taylor and
Mr. Salt are friends to the cause I have in hand—at least I hope so; but
to check the Bill was a backward move.

To turn aside the Christianizing and civilizing institutions of the
country from exerting their influence upon 60,000 poor canal and gipsy
children is no light undertaking.  It cannot be the cause of the poor
canal and gipsy children that they wish to throw cold water upon, but
upon my unworthy self, who has had the audacity, against immense odds and
under tremendous difficulties, to take the cause of the brickyard, canal,
and gipsy children in hand.  Time and patience weave trials into
pleasures and difficulties into crowns.

In the meantime the children’s cries are going east, west, north, and
south, upward and heavenward for help.  Shall it be given?  They are more
in need of it by far than the children of other working classes.  Oh,
that a speedy answer may come, and the children delivered from the vortex
of ruin and the jaws of death by the hand of the most enlighted
Government in the world!




APPENDIX A.
MY PLANS EXPLAINED AND OBJECTIONS ANSWERED.


To illustrate more fully the plans I suggest for improving the condition
of the canal, gipsy, and other travelling children, and to bring to the
surface all the weak as well as the strong points which the working out
might reveal, I cannot do better, I think, than introduce my readers to
an imaginary large gathering of my friends, with a real object in hand,
in one of the Committee rooms at the House of Commons, which list of
friends, including Lord Aberdare, Lord Aberdeen, Lord Stanhope, Sir
William V. Harcourt, M.P., Sir Richard A. Cross, M.P., Sir Charles Dilke,
M.P., Mr. W. E. Forster, M.P., Mr. J. T. Hibbert, M.P., Mr. Mundella,
M.P., Mr. Alexander McArthur, M.P., Mr. W. H. Wills, M.P., Mr. A. Pell,
M.P., Mr. Salt, M.P., Mr. Thomas Burt, M.P., Mr. Frank A. Bevan, Mr.
Edwin Lawrence, will be found in my previous works, and earlier in this,
together with many other valuable friends and well-wishers to the cause
of the poor neglected brickyard, canal, and gipsy children.  Their names
will ever be remembered and spoken of by me with the profoundest respect.
They are names that stand high in the legislative, literary, press,
philanthropic, social, and religious annals of our country, irrespective
of creed, sect, or party; and nothing, had space been at my disposal,
would have given me greater pleasure than that of showing my gratitude to
them by placing all their names upon these pages. {339}

_Question_ 1.  “Would you explain to us more fully than you have done in
your Congress papers and ‘Gipsy Life,’ the plans you refer to for
bringing about an improvement in the condition of the gipsy and other
travelling children?”

In the first place, as I have previously stated, all the vans and other
temporary movable dwellings should be registered in a manner analogous to
that provided under the Canal Boats Act of 1877.  The certificate to be
renewable annually at any of the Urban or Rural Sanitary Authorities in
the country, the owner of the tent or van paying a sum of ten shillings
per annum; to be equally divided between the local authorities and the
Local Government Board.

_Question_ 2.  “Will you explain to us how the ten shillings is to be
collected and divided between the government and the local authorities?”

I would propose that the five shillings paid to the Government should be
paid in the form of a charge upon each certificate; or, in other words,
each certificate of registration should be stamped with a five shilling
stamp, and collected by the Government as the other stamps are collected.
The other five shillings should be kept by the local authorities for
their trouble and expense in the matter.

_Question_ 3.  “How do you propose dealing with the fines?”

The fines should be handed over to the local sanitary authorities, who, I
suggest, with the sanction of the Local Government Board, should enforce
the Act.

_Question_ 4.  “How would you meet the case of a man who, with his
family, is at the end of the year, when his annual certificate expires, a
hundred miles away from the place where he obtained his certificate of
registration?”

I will try to illustrate my meaning in this way.  Suppose that a man
registered his van at Tunstall, Staffordshire, in the first instance,
say, on January, 1883, but during the year he had wandered all over the
country almost, and on January, 1884, he was at Northampton with his van
and family.  I propose that he should take his last certificate of
registration to the sanitary authority at Northampton and get it renewed.
This plan works out right in the case of hawkers.  Of course, the van
would have to be brought to the officers, or at any rate, it would have
to be where it could be inspected.

_Question_ 5.  “You say in your Congress papers that the certificate
should be taken on the first of January in each year.  Now suppose a man
wanted to register his van in October, would the owner be required to pay
the sum of ten shillings for the remaining two months of the year, and
then be required to take out another certificate on the following
January?”

According to the plan sketched out in my Congress paper it would be so;
but on further consideration it would, I think, be much more simple,
fair, and easy if the certificates were taken out for a year at any time
or place the owner thought fit to apply for them.

_Question_ 6.  “Will you explain why it is that you think the
certificates of registration should be renewed annually?  Would it not be
sufficient if the vans and temporary miserable dwellings were registered
only once?”

No, I do not think it would.  Vans, as in the case of canal boats, often
change hands, and to keep an oversight of and be able to trace the vans
through all their changes would require a lot of official and intricate
machinery to be set in motion which would not be needful if the
certificates of registration were taken out every year.  Every
application for a certificate or a renewal of a certificate would bring
the owner to the front.  The changes taking place during the year could
be endorsed upon the back of the certificate, and with the transfer of
the van I would hand over the certificate of registration in force to the
new owner.

_Question_ 7.  “What is the advantage to be gained by registration?”

Registration is the first step towards the advantages that are to follow.
By registration the owners and occupiers of the vans are known, and the
School Board officers and sanitary inspectors have the initial powers to
bring their influences to bear upon the children growing up without
education.  The gipsies and other travellers as a rule pass through the
country under so many different names that unless the vans are registered
and their owners known it would be impossible to carry out the reforms
that are needed.  I have not found one traveller who would object to
their vans being registered, provided it could be brought about in an
easy and inexpensive manner.

_Question_ 8.  “Do you not think that ten shillings per annum would be a
heavy tax upon the gipsies and other travellers?”

Not if we take into account that poor people living in houses have to pay
rates and taxes to a much greater amount than I propose that travellers
should be called upon to pay for their certificates.  In fact, they will
be much the gainers if my system of a free education for the gipsy,
canal, and other travelling children be carried out.  For the ten
shillings they would, as a rule, receive more than thirty shillings in
educational advantages and remission of school fees.

_Question_ 9.  “How will the sanitary and other authorities know, as the
vans pass through the country, whether they have been registered or not
without the inspectors putting the owners to unnecessary inconvenience
and annoyance?”

I propose that the name of the owner, the place where the van was
registered, and the number of the certificate should be painted on the
vans and other temporary and movable dwellings.

_Question_ 10.  “Do you not think that the travellers and gipsies would
be much inconvenienced by having to register their vans every year?”

No, not if they were habitable, and in a fair condition in other ways.
It would not require more than an hour once a year.  The forms and
certificates would only take a few minutes to fill up.

_Question_ 11.  “How do you propose bringing about the education of the
gipsy and other travelling children?”

I would do as I have proposed in my “Gipsy Life” and Congress papers,
viz., establish a free educational pass book, which book should not cost
the parents more than one shilling, and on the plan set forth in my
“Canal Adventures by Moonlight,” p. 162.  The pass book would do for all
the children living in the van or canal boat, and the child or children
presenting it to any schoolmaster connected with any properly organized
public school would claim at his hands a free education for so long a
time as they presented themselves for admission.  With the system of pass
books there will not be the difficulties that would have been created by
the pass-book system in the village dame school days of yore.  Day
schools, as you know, are now conducted upon the standard and code
system.  I will try to illustrate how the plan would work out in
practice.  Opposite my room windows across the green, all last week was
an old tumble-down van in which there was a man, his wife, and seven
children.  Five of the children were of school age—none of them could
tell a letter; but, supposing that Tom was in the First Standard, Betty
in the Second, Bill in the Third, Polly in the Infants’, and Jack in the
Fourth Standards, these classifications and particulars would be entered
in the pass book, and supposing that the gipsy had sent the children with
their pass book to the National School on his arrival in the village, the
schoolmaster would immediately he had opened the book have seen to which
standard each child belonged, and would have sent him or her into it.

_Question_ 12.  “Do you not think that it will cause the schoolmaster
extra trouble; and how do you propose to meet this difficulty?”

I have talked to several schoolmasters upon the subject, and they think
that all attendances of travelling children should be entered and paid
for at the rate of those children who pass their examinations.  Each
child who passes the usual examinations costs the country about tenpence
per week, and I have been told by schoolmasters that if this sum was
forthcoming from the Government for the gipsy and travelling
children—which is the system I propose to meet the case of the canal
children—they would gladly receive them into their schools; or, in other
words, the Government must pay the schoolmaster one penny for each
attendance, which should be entered in his school returns to the
Education Department; the same course in some respects which is taken
with pauper children.

_Question_ 13.  “What plans do you propose for granting the gipsy and
canal children their certificates of qualification?”

I would propose that the children should be allowed to present themselves
at any school for an examination at the usual time; _i.e._, provided they
had made two hundred attendances during the year, and that such
attendances had been duly entered in pass books and signed by the
schoolmasters at whose schools the children had attended; or that they
satisfied the school attendance officers or School Board authorities,
wherever their vans were registered, that the gipsy children were being
educated privately, or in other ways to their satisfaction.

_Question_ 14.  “Do you not think that there will be much difficulty in
getting the children to make two hundred attendances during the year?”

No.  As a rule, all travelling vans, canal boats, and other miserable
dwellings are not on the move more than half the time.  Frequently they
will stay for weeks together in one place.  And I would also, to enable
the children to make their number of attendances, reckon two attendances
in a Sunday-school equal to one day-school attendance.

_Question_ 15.  “Do you not think that parents of town children will
object to their sitting by the side of gipsy and canal children?”

In some instances the parents might object to it, as you say, but
generally they would not.  I think that two-thirds of the children now
travelling the country are the children of parents who once followed town
and settled employments.  If the children I want to introduce to the day
schools throughout the country had been gipsy children of past years,
with all their evil habits manifested at every step of their lives, I can
imagine that strong objection would be raised against their introduction
to English school life.  Our present gipsy children are, as a rule, our
travelling gutter children.  I think that the mixing of the travelling
children with the town children at school will be one of the first steps
towards bringing them back to civilized usages and habits.  At the
present time gipsy and canal children are the outcasts of society,
unknown and unrecognized by others, except by those of their own kith and
kin.  The mother has at the present time no object to “dress up her
children for.”  With its introduction to school, natural instincts,
parental feelings, love, and hope are brought once more into action, and
generally the natural consequence will be that the mother will send her
children to school as clean and well dressed as other children are.  To
have separate schools for canal and gipsy children will not be a workable
plan.  Sometimes for weeks the teacher would scarcely have anything to
do; gipsies especially fluctuate very much.

_Question_ 16.  “We should be glad if you could give us additional
reasons and facts, and explain a little more to us why you think that
vans should be registered annually, or at any rate have their
certificates renewed.”

In the first place, I would say that the non-annual registration was, and
is so still, one of the principal causes why the Canal Boats Act of 1877
is not so satisfactory as desired.  The children living in canal beats
under the Act of 1877 really belong to the place at which the boats are
registered.  This is as it should be, and I want the principle of
localizing or identifying the canal children with some place extended to
all travelling children living in vans; but that identification must give
the parents a choice of selecting other districts or localities from time
to time as changes of circumstances and other things might require.
Under the present system, when once the boat is registered at a place,
the children, under the Act of 1877, belong to that place till they are
past school age, and no provision is made under the Act for changes which
often occur in a boatman’s life, or would occur in a gipsy’s life.  I
will try to illustrate my meaning more clearly by taking a case in point
as regards the carrying out of the Canal Boats Act, which would apply
with equal force to children living in vans.  When the Canal Boats Act of
1877 came into operation, either through the strictness or laxity of
other registration authorities, more than eight hundred canal boatmen and
boat-owners from all parts of the country applied to the Runcorn
registration authorities to have their boats registered.  Of course they
registered the boats, and obtained the five-shilling fees.  After a time
it was found out that the School Board authorities at Runcorn were called
upon to provide school accommodation for nearly two thousand boat
children, which they could not do.  At any rate, they did not wish to
saddle the town with the expenses of educating boat children from all
parts of the country, and from whom they received nothing in return; and
the consequence is the two thousand boat children whose floating houses
are registered at Runcorn are going without education to-day, and their
patents cannot, so long as this registration exists, place them in any
other School Board district in this country.  The annual registration
which I propose will give the boating and gipsy parents the opportunity
of changing their homes or headquarters without detriment to the
children, and the establishment of more registration districts would, I
am thoroughly convinced, place the matter on a satisfactory and workable
basis.  If John Jones during the year ceased working his boat in and out
of Runcorn, and took to Paddington’s scented waters, he could, by
registering his boat at Paddington at the time of the renewal of his
certificate, put his children under the London School Board, which he
cannot do under the present system.  To meet the case of the gipsy and
van children, any sanitary authority should be a registration authority,
or at any rate at those towns where hawker’s licences can be obtained.

_Question_ 17.  “How would your plan work out in the case of those
families who live part of the year in vans, and the other part of the
year in houses?”

I would propose that their vans should be registered at those
registration districts in which the owner of the van has his settled
home.  I will illustrate this in the following manner.  Suppose an owner
of a van, after travelling the country during the summer months, draws
his van into a yard and takes to house dwelling during the winter.  Of
course, the children during the winter months will be under the School
Board authorities, at the place where his house is rated for the relief
of the poor and other rates; but supposing—as is often the case—with the
dawn of spring the gipsy traveller desires to leave his house during the
summer mouths, and takes his wife and children round the country, I would
suggest that he should provide himself with a free educational pass book,
and that he should be compelled to send his children to some day school
the required number of times, and it would be the duty of the School
Board officers where his van is registered, together with the School
Board officers where the vans may be temporarily located, to examine the
pass book, and to see that the educational clauses were carried out.  In
case of village feasts the children should be sent to the next village
school.  Children can easily make the number of attendances.

_Question_ 18.  “What is your opinion about the education gained in this
way?”

It will not be the best education in the world, but it will be a thousand
times better than none at all.  It would cause them to see some of the
advantages of education, and it would start their young ideas up
civilizing channels.

_Question_ 19.  “Would it not be a hardship upon the parents if the
children were not allowed to work in connection with their vans and shows
until they had passed the Third Standard?”

They would not be in a worse position than other working classes are.  As
a rule, they spend much more money in drink than labourers in our towns
and villages do.  All the working classes, except the two I refer to, are
prohibited from sending their children to work before they have passed
the Fourth Standard, and I am sure that the little gipsy, acrobat and
other children attending stalls, shows, and cocoa-nut establishments
endure more trying occupations, long hours, and severe toil than our
factory children.

_Question_ 20.  “How would you deal with those gipsies, and others who
are living and huddling together in old vans and other places, whose
travelling homes the Sanitary Inspectors would not pass as habitable?”

There would be three ways open to them: First, they must be compelled to
hire a habitable van, which vans can be had on hire at Bristol and other
places; or, secondly, they must go into settled homes; or, thirdly, we
must apply the plan I propose for granting them long leases of common or
waste land at a nominal rent.

_Question_ 21.  “Will you explain why it is that you would charge ten
shillings per annum for vans, and only five shillings per annum for canal
boats?”

Canal boats are engaged in furthering commerce, and thus add to the
wealth of the country.  In the case of gipsy vans, the owners use the
roads of the country and pay neither rates nor taxes, and they do not,
except those who use their vans to hawk goods round the country, add to
the welfare of the nation, and for that reason I would suggest a little
heavier registration fee.  Gipsies and canal boatmen can move about the
country for centuries and not be called upon to pay one farthing for any
kind of rates, which is a pleasure they ought to enjoy without one
moment’s delay.

_Question_ 22.  “You say in your Canal Boats Act Amendment Bill, and you
want the principle extended to vans, that no child or young person should
be allowed to work for either hire or profit on Sundays.  Would not this
be rather hard upon poverty?”

The law prohibits children and young persons being employed in other
occupations, and there is no earthly reason why the poor travelling
children should toil seven days a week.  I claim that if children
employed all-week in light healthy work are exempted from Sunday labour,
then most surely children tramping the country in vans should have the
same right.  In Section 21 Clause 3 of the Factory and Workshop Act,
1878, 41 Vict. ch. 16, it is laid down that “a child, young person, or
woman shall not be employed in a factory or workshop” with some
exceptions; so you will see that I do not go so far as the Section I have
quoted does, although the travelling children need the protection more.

_Question_ 23.  “How would you do in the case of boats conveying
perishable goods?”

The boats should be worked by adults as fly boats are.

_Question_. 24.  “Do you not think that your plan would interfere too
much with the liberty of Englishmen?  Ought not a traveller to be allowed
to live where he likes and how he likes?”

Yes: providing it were good for the nation and everybody did the same.
My plan would not interfere with the liberty of the gipsies and other
travellers nearly so much as the law already interferes with the
liberties of others of her Majesty’s subjects.  People living in ships,
houses, palaces, cellars, barracks, cabs, coaches, and carriages have to
conform to healthy rules and sanitary requirements.  I knew a case of a
travelling house conveying small-pox to a large town and causing more
than 2,000 deaths.  I have known over and over again of cases where
infectious diseases have been carried through the country by means of
canal boats and vans.  Only the other day a man, wife, and five children
came to our door with an old tumbledown pony and rickety waggon.  The
little box upon the top of the waggon, used as “sleeping apartments” for
the whole of the family, would not be seventy cubic feet of space.  Even
in this little crib the five children were all ill of a highly infectious
disease, which they were carrying through the country.  The two main
influences I want to bring to bear upon the little travellers and their
homes are the universally acknowledged social laws for elevating those
living in the gutter, viz., education and sanitation.  With the thorough
application of these to little gipsies I shall be satisfied, and then the
children will have made the first step in a gradual improvement, leading
them to Christianity and civilization, so that they shall be strong
enough in brain and muscle to turn the world upside down and downside up.
I want the road to school made easier than the road to jail, and I would
prefer seeing the sanitary inspector and School Board officer walk into
the gipsy vans than either the policeman or the doctor.

_Question_ 25.  “How do you propose carrying out the Act?  Would you
leave the matter entirely in the hands of the local authorities?”

I propose that the registration and local inspection should be done by
the local authorities in the town or places through which the vans passed
or stayed, as the case might be.  I do not think that it would be wise to
place the actual working out of the plans I propose in the hands of the
Local Government Board.  The Local Government Board should only be called
upon to appoint one or two Inspectors to visit the fairs and other places
occasionally to see that the local authorities properly carried out the
Act.  I recommend the same course in the “Canal Boats Act Amendment
Bill.”

_Question_ 26.  “How would you propose paying the Government Inspectors?
Would their salaries be an increased charge upon the Treasury?”

No: the Inspectors would not cost the country one farthing, as the
profits arising from the 5s. stamped registration certificates would more
than pay the Government for their expenses of supervision; and the other
5s., together with the fines, would satisfy the local authorities.

_Question_ 27.  “What number of travelling families are there in the
country who would be called upon to take out annual registration
certificates?”

I should think at a rough calculation there will be between six and eight
thousand, which would yield a sum of £1,500 to £2,000 annually.

_Question_ 28.  “You refer in your Congress papers to the granting of a
portion of land to certain classes of the gipsies who are desirous of
settling down, on long leases at a nominal rent.  Do you think the
gipsies would agree to this plan?”

I do most assuredly—_i.e._, if any reliance is to be placed upon their
own statements, and I think they are worthy of credence.  In the first
place, the land should be granted to those gipsies who have been on the
road during the last twelve months only.  Secondly, I would grant to each
family of man, wife, and two children, four acres; this would, after the
first year, enable a man to keep a cow and grow vegetables enough for the
family.  Supposing there were three thousand families, they would require
12,000 acres of waste land.  To meet the expenses, and to provide ways
and means, a society should be founded principally upon philanthropic and
business principles combined, and this—or, better still, the
Government—should grant small sums of money to the tenants by way of loan
at a small interest, to enable them to erect a hut, and to provide food
for the first year.  Of course the money should be advanced gradually as
the work and other things progressed.  I should think that £100 for each
family would be amply sufficient to tide them over the first year, to be
spent as follows: £30 for the hut; £40 for one year’s keep; £17 for a
little Welsh cow; £3 for pig and fowls; and £10 for tools and implements.
The Society advancing the money should have a lien upon the land until
all the money advanced had been paid back.  Proper safeguards would have
to be taken on all sides.

_Question_ 29.  “What would be the ultimate effect of this plan of
allotting land to the gipsies and other travellers?”

The gain would be infinite.  The men, women, and children would be drawn
from a life of vagabondage, theft, and idleness to one of work and profit
to themselves and the country’s good.  Of course all would require time
to work out.  If the three thousand families were eating bread of their
own earning, and cultivating twelve thousand acres of land which is at
present bringing forth nothing but moor game and partridges, the results
would be heavenly and eternal pleasure to themselves and the country.
Any of my plans would be a thousand times better than destroying parental
responsibility by taking their children from them by force and sending
them to industrial schools, “and turning their parents loose” upon
society to inculcate their idle, lying, cheating habits and customs into
others they may be brought in contact with, who stand ready with open
mouths to receive gipsy lies, damning tricks, cheating, and lore as
gospel.

_Question_ 30.  “On behalf of the various Christian churches throughout
the country, would you kindly tell us what steps you would take for
improving the spiritual condition of the gipsies, canal boatmen, and
other travellers?  Would you organize a missionary society with a staff
of officials, secretaries, travellers, agents, &c., with headquarters in
London?”

No.  If such an organization was started it is my decided conviction that
but little good would be the result.  Missionaries, like other folks,
desire to see the fruits of their labours, which, owing to the
fluctuating habits of the boaters, gipsies, and others, they are unable
to see.  The only way in which missionary organization could work
successfully would be to have a few vans and temporary booths, such as
some of the show people use as “boxing establishments,” and to place them
in charge of a good man and his wife, who would live in the van and visit
some of the principal fairs in the country.  Religious services and a
Sunday-school could be conducted in the booths on Sundays, and a
day-school for those children whom the law would allow to travel with
their parents on week days, or at any rate on the morning of fair days.
The man and his wife could conduct a religious service at nights, and
also distribute during the day, when not engaged in the school, religious
periodicals and other literature of the kind.  By far the better plan
will be for the various religious denominations in each town to set to
work in right good earnest to remedy the evil as it comes periodically
into their midst.  Local missionary societies might be formed, composed
of all sections of Christ’s Church, to erect a temporary wooden booth to
stand side by side of the devil’s booths during fair time.  Here
religious services could be conducted by various societies in their turn.
The members of the Church of England to have the use of the booth, say on
Saturday; the Wesleyans, Monday; the Congregationalists on Tuesday; the
Baptists on Wednesday; the Primitive Methodists on Thursday, and so on
through the week, the various sections following each other in their
proper order.  Sometimes it would happen that the Wesleyans would have
the booth on the Saturday night, and the Church of England on the Sunday.
I am not a believer in a work of this kind being left to a few.  It
should be the duty of all Christians and philanthropists to help forward
the cause of the children.  Those who give money would give time too, if
asked and set to work.  As a rule the givers are the workers, if they
know when to begin and how to begin.  Another plan would be to follow the
usual course carried out in missioning back streets, &c., viz., to sing,
distribute tracts among the travellers, gipsies, and others, speaking at
the same time faithful words of counsel, reproof, warning, caution.
Whatever course is followed, the persons engaged in trying to improve the
condition of the gipsies and others must not go about it in a kind of
stand-off manner.  When they want to shake hands with either canal
boatmen or gipsies, their fingers must not be put out as if they were
tied upon the end of a cold poker, and they were afraid of the rough grip
of a gipsy crushing it to powder.  A warm heart and a pleasant word are
passports that will admit any man or woman into boat cabins, gipsy tents,
and travellers’ rooms.  A prying inquisitiveness these people abhor and
detest, and they will resent it to the utmost.  Any little matters
relating to their lives, habits, &c., they will tell to friends whose
object is their good without “pumping.”  Whoever ministers to the
boatmen, gipsies, or travellers must be prepared to eat at their tables,
and drink out of their cups, even if it be on the ground among mud, out
of a dirty basin, and served with dirtier hands.  They do not think they
are dirty, and those who visit them must, if they mean to do any good
among them, shut their eyes and hold their tongues to things they do not
like.  Little acts of kindness are not forgotten by them, and a word of
faithful reproof they will appreciate—_i.e._, if it comes from a man or
woman who means their present and eternal welfare.  I have said most hard
and faithful things to them, as most people know, for which I have not at
their hands been subjected to insult or abuse.  In a few cases where I
have been misunderstood, I have come in for my share, but afterwards they
have been sorry for it.  The electrical sparks of sympathy in their
nature will not manifest themselves at the touch of selfish hands.  It is
only the love and sympathy in the hearts of those who visit them that
brings out the finer feelings of the boaters and gipsies to perform deeds
of love.  I now say again, what I have often said before, that the best
missionary agency for effecting their spiritual good will be the proper
carrying out of an Act on the lines I have laid down.  When once the
children are taught to read, the next step should be to see that books of
the right kind are placed in their hands, and, with the blessing of
Heaven, the first step towards a moral reformation in the habits, lives,
and customs of our gipsies, canal boatmen, and other travelling tribes
and classes, will have been taken for their eternal welfare.

_Question_ 31.  “Can you give us any proof of gipsies having taken to
civilized customs and usages, having risen in the social scale equal to
other law-abiding subjects?”

I will only give you a few names.  One of the best and sweetest singers
who ever sang before the Russian nobility was a gipsy damsel.  One of the
best actresses that ever put her foot upon an English stage was a gipsy.
A celebrated Scotch clergyman of this late day is of gipsy parentage; and
so is also one of the present-day Wesleyan ministers.  Some sculpture and
carving in the large hall of the House of Commons is from gipsy hands; at
any rate there was more than two-thirds of gipsy blood in the artist’s
veins—I have been told that he was a thorough gipsy.  The wife of one of
our celebrated London architects is, or nearly so, of gipsy parentage;
and the beautiful little songsters she can paint are most charming.  You
could almost imagine when you see her handiwork that you could hear the
pretty little creatures warbling and piping forth God’s praises.  They
adorn many drawing-rooms.  Recently I have heard of two gipsies in Surrey
who own two rows of houses as a result of their civilized habits.  Others
could be named who have saved money, and are a credit to themselves and
the country.  John Bunyan was a gipsy, as every one knows who has read
his work and studied his temperament, habits, character, early life, and
surroundings.  If there had never been a gipsy in the world but John
Bunyan who had risen out of a wigwam, he would afford sufficient proof
that gipsies, if taken by the hand, can step towards heaven, and draw
others up after them.  I knew a number of gipsies who have lived decent
lives and have died happy in God.  There are to be seen to-day gipsies
wending their way to God’s house on Sundays, preparing themselves for the
changes which await us all.

_Question_ 32.  “Before we part we should like to ask you what effect
legislation would have upon the travellers and gipsies?  Would the
numbers increase or decrease?”

With the proper carrying out of the education clauses and sanitary plans
I propose, wisely and firmly, the number of gipsies would very soon
decrease, and the sanitary inspectors and School Board officers would be
the instruments for bringing this desirable result about.  Persecution,
policeman, and the jail will cause gipsyism to grow, while education and
sanitation will divert it into healthy channels.

                                             GEORGE SMITH, _of Coalville_.

WELTON DAVENTRY,
         _December_ 31, 1882.




APPENDIX B.
LETTER TO THE RIGHT HON. EARL ABERDARE.


THE following remarks are the substance of a letter I sent to the Right
Hon. Earl Aberdare—who has been a friend to the cause I have in hand, and
more than kind to myself—on May 24, 1882, in reply to some questions his
lordship put to me with reference to some of the details of my plans for
properly carrying out the Canal Boats Act of 1877; and as they will apply
with equal force to the carrying out of my gipsy plans when my Canal
Amending Bill is passed, I deem it right that they should find a place
here.

“At the present time there will be, at a rough calculation, nearly 10,000
boats registered.  In 1879 there were over 5,000 boats registered, and
the number, owing principally to my continued agitation, has kept
increasing.  Supposing that there are only 10,000 boats registered—with
the prospect of another 5,000—this would, if the registration
certificates were stamped with a half-crown stamp, as I suggest to be
paid by the boatowner, produce an annual amount of £1,250, which would be
quite sufficient to cover the expenses of Government supervision,
inquiries, and annual reports.

“More than half of the hundred registration authorities throughout the
country do not pay any increased salaries to the local registration
officers for registering the boats, and the little inspection that has
been done by them.

“In some instances £10 per annum has been added to the salaries of the
officers.  In some cases more than £10, and in other cases less than £10
has been added.  In one instance the amount of £1 per boat has been given
to the medical officer of health for registering the boats.

“The officers, in my humble opinion, best qualified to see to the
inspection and registration of the boats under the Amending Bill are the
sanitary officers.

“I do not propose, nor do I think that it would be wise under present
circumstances, to establish an army of Government inspectors, with all
their attendant charges upon the Treasury.  One or two Government
officials supervising the carrying out of the act and making occasional
and unexpected visits to various canal centres or otherwise, and also
advising and working with the local registration officers in the carrying
out of the Act and the regulations of the Local Government Board, is what
I would recommend, at any rate in the first instance.  Of course time and
practice, as with other Acts, would develop the weak and faulty places—if
there be any—of the measure.

“To meet the expenses of the registration and increased salaries of local
inspectors, I propose that the master or captain of each boat shall pay
to the local registration authorities an annual sum of two shillings and
sixpence at the time when the annual certificate of registration is taken
out; this would bring the total amount of the registration to the same as
that now charged, viz., five shillings, for the first year, and the only
registration that has taken place.  No plan will be a success unless the
certificate of registration be renewed annually.  When the Act of 1877
came into operation it was expected by the boatowners and boatmen that
there was to be an annual payment and registration fee, and I did not
hear of any objection to it worth naming.

“After the first registration, and with the assistance of the Government
inspectors or supervisors, the carrying out of the Act of 1877 and this
Act will not be so troublesome and expensive a matter as is supposed.

“I do not think that, after a year or two, when the Act has got into
working order, there will be any difficulty in the registration
authorities being able to obtain an annual registration fee of five
shillings, apart from the stamped certificates, which would make a total
of seven shillings and sixpence for each boat.”  [With the payment of
this amount, supposing that the canal children are receiving a free
education, as I suggest they should, the boatmen with children of school
age will be more than £1 per annum gainers.]  “Even this amount is but a
trifle when it is considered that boatmen and boatowners use the
resources of the country, and neither pay rates nor taxes for their boats
floating upon our rivers and canals.  Or if it was advisable to raise the
local registration fee from that which I now propose, viz., half a crown,
to five shillings, it could be done without increasing the registration
fee to be paid by the boatmen to the registration authority by dropping
the half-crown stamped certificate and the Government paying for the
expenses of Government supervision and inspection out of the Imperial
Treasury, which, I am told, they are unwilling to do.

“To illustrate my meaning more clearly with reference to the registration
fee I am now recommending, I will take the case of Leeds as a sample.  Up
to 1879 the local inspector at Leeds had registered two hundred canal
boats at five shillings each, producing the sum of £50 to meet the
expenses of the local inspection and registration, and not one farthing
in either fines or fees has been received by the registration authority
at Leeds from the boatowners or boatmen since for the inspection and
registration.  Whatever little time has been devoted by the local
authorities to the carrying out of the Act, it has been done at the cost
of the ratepayers at Leeds.  According to the plan I propose there will
be, under the Amending Bill, a yearly income from two hundred registered
boats of £25 to the Leeds registration authorities, and £25 per annum to
the Government for the two hundred stamped certificates.

“I may add that the annual registration fee is fixed by the Local
Government Board in their regulations, and can, without a fresh Act of
Parliament, be altered at any time.

“Another source of income to the local authorities, provided for under
the Bill, and which would help to make the Act of 1877 and this Act
thoroughly successful, will be that derived from the fines, which, under
the Act of 1877, have hitherto been handed over to the county funds
instead of to those who have been at the expense and trouble of enforcing
the Act.  The fines and fees will, I think, cover the whole of the
expenses without taking any money from the local rates, or drawing upon
the Imperial Treasury to any extent worth naming.

“In course of time, as the Act worked out, it might be desirable that the
captain or master of the boat should have a certificate of qualification
or registration, to be renewed annually.  The better class of boatmen
would be pleased with this arrangement, and it would have a beneficial
effect upon the boatmen generally, as in the case of captains of vessels,
&c.

“Objection might be taken to the yearly registration of canal boats.
Some might say that registration every three years would be quite
sufficient.  The yearly registration, if carried out upon a plan set
forth in my ‘Canal Adventures by Moonlight,’ page 219, would be a very
much simpler affair than even in every three years.

“Canal boats often change hands both as regards ownership and mastership.
To register the boats every three years it would be necessary, in order
to keep a clue of the boats, to have clerks and a set of books wherein to
enter the frequent changes.  This plan in many cases would be a
troublesome matter.

“Boats registered every year would be easily kept in view.  The annual
registration would bring both the boatowner and captain to the front.

“Owing to the children living in the boats being under the school
authorities at which place the boats are registered as belonging to, it
might be desirable, for many reasons, that the place of registration
should be changed.  I will take a case to explain my meaning.  Suppose a
boat is registered at Liverpool for three years; the children living in
the boat, according to the Act of 1877, belong to Liverpool the length of
time for which the boat is registered.  But suppose in the course of a
few months after the boat has been registered for three years the captain
or master comes to work his boat near London.  Naturally the captain
would like to have his home and family near London and his children going
to school near him.  If the boat was registered at Liverpool for three
years he could not remove his family till the time of registration was
expired.

“The yearly registration would simplify the whole thing, and to a great
extent overcomes cases of the above kind.  With a change of the
registration authority, a change of the school authority to which the
boat children belong takes place as an outcome of the registration of the
boats.

                                            “GEORGE SMITH, _of Coalville_.

“_December_ 31, 1882.”

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         UNWIN BROTHERS, THE GRESHAM PRESS, CHILWORTH AND LONDON.

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GLADYS FANE: The Story of Two Lives.  By T. WEMYSS REID.  Fourth and
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    pages of this prose story, which is almost a poem, and which

                     ‘Dallies with the innocence of love
                       Like the old age.’”—_Standard_.

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HENRY IRVING: in England and America, 1838–1884.  By FREDERIC DALY.  With
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THE FUTURE WORK OF FREE TRADE IN ENGLISH LEGISLATION.  I. Free Trade in
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ORIENTAL CARPETS: How they are Made and Conveyed to Europe.  With a
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    “We can conceive no more desirable present to a literary
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CENTENARY SERIES.


1.  JOHN WICLIF, Patriot and Reformer: his Life and Writings.  By RUDOLF
BUDDENSIEG, Lic. Theol., Leipsic.  Parchment covers, Antique printing.
2s.

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    full of interest, and the little volume will be useful for
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    “The matter is equal to the manner, consisting of a summary of the
    career of the great Reformer, drawn up by an acknowledged master of
    the subject, and of a judicious selection of characteristic passages
    from Wiclif’s works.”—_St. James’s Gazette_.

    “No better summary of the conclusions could perhaps be given than
    that which Dr. Buddensieg has epitomized.”—_British Quarterly
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    “A charming book got up in the ‘old-style,’ bound in parchment and
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    of Wiclif’s writings are deeply interesting.”—_Sword and Trowel_.

2.  THE TABLE TALK OF DR. MARTIN LUTHER.  Fcap. 12mo., Antique Paper,
Parchment boards.  2s.

This is an entirely new selection and translation by Professor Gibb, from
the ever-popular _Tischreden oder Colloquia_ of “The Monk that shook the
world,” and forms an appropriate _souvenir_ of the 4th Centenary now
being held throughout Christendom.

    “His words are half-battles.”—_Richter_.

    “‘The Table-talk.’  The most interesting now of all the books
    proceeding from him.”—_Carlyle_.

    “Deserves the very highest praise.  Great discrimination has been
    shown in the choice of extracts, and considerable skill in the
    grouping of them under appropriate heads.”—_Congregationalist_.

3.  DOCTOR JOHNSON: His Life, Works and Table Talk.  By Dr. MACAULAY,
Editor of _The Leisure Hour_.  2s.

This little work will form an interesting _souvenir_ of the great
lexicographer, as described in its title.  The first part will be a
newly-written life by Dr. Macaulay, and the remaining part of the book
will be short extracts illustrative of his writings and conversation.

OUR MODERN PHILOSOPHERS: Darwin, Bain, and Spencer; or, The Descent of
Man, Mind, and Body.  A Rhyme, with Reasons, Essays, Notes, and
Quotations.  By “PSYCHOSIS.”  Crown 8vo, cloth extra, 236 pp.  4s. 6d.

    “He is a powerful writer. . . .  Many of his stanzas are happy
    illustrations of wit and wisdom.”—_Literary World_.

    “This is a clever, amusing, and instructive book.”—_The Christian_.

    “This work is highly creditable to the learning and industry of its
    author.”—_Glasgow Herald_.

THE LAW AND THE PROPHETS: Being the Hulsean Lectures for 1882.  By F.
WATSON, M.A., Rector of Starston, and some time Fellow of St. John’s
College, Cambridge.  Demy 8vo, cloth.  6s.

    “It is worthy of careful and critical review. . . .  The book will be
    read with great interest by those who are interested in questions
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    lectures themselves are admirable, and nothing less can be said of
    the subsidiary additions, which are very valuable as confirmatory of
    the main arguments and theses.”—_Clergyman’s Magazine_.

THE CHRIST OF HISTORY.  An Argument grounded on the Facts of His Life on
Earth.  By JOHN YOUNG, LL.D., Author of “The Life and Light of Men,” “The
Creator and the Creation,” &c.  Seventh and Popular Edition.  Crown 8vo.,
cloth.  3s. 6d.

OFF DUTY: Stories of a Parson on Leave.  By CHARLES WRIGHT.  Crown 8vo.,
cloth.  2s. 6d.

    “So genial in its conception, and so modest in its
    pretentions.”—_Christian Million_.

    “It is a pleasant miscellany of prose and verse, with sunny gleams of
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    “A playful little volume, full of cheery chat, often running away
    from the flats of prose into airy verse—with racy anecdote, wise
    suggestion, and sound good sense underlying even its fun.”—_Greenock
    Daily Telegraph_.

    “The idea of the book is well conceived and carried out. . . .  The
    book is just the one for the sea-side or holiday resort, and only
    needs to be read to be thoroughly enjoyed.”—_Banbury Guardian_.

LIGHT IN LANDS OF DARKNESS: A Record of Mission Work in

GREENLAND,      LABRADOR,
EGYPT,          SOUTH AMERICA,
SYRIA,          ARMENIA,
PERSIA,         ETC., ETC.

By ROBERT YOUNG, Author of “Modern Missions.”  With an Introduction by
the RT. HON. THE EARL OF SHAFTESBURY, K.G.  Illustrated.  Crown 8vo.,
cloth extra.  Second edition.  6s.

This volume may be considered as a second series of Modern Missions (see
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world.

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                                * * * * *

                      _The Gift Book of the Season_.

THE ADVENTURES OF ROBINSON CRUSOE.  By DANIEL DEFOE.  Newly Edited after
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    excellent.”—_Standard_.

                                * * * * *

MOLINOS.—Golden Thoughts from “The Spiritual Guide” of MIGUEL DE MOLINOS,
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Inglesant.”  136 pp., large Fcap. 8vo., cloth extra or parchment.  2s.
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Readers of “John Inglesant” will be glad to have the opportunity of
renewing their acquaintance with this Spanish Mystic of the Seventeenth
Century, through the medium of a careful selection and translation of the
best things in his “Guide.”

                                * * * * *

PILGRIM SORROW.  By CARMEN SYLVA (The Queen of Roumania).  Translated by
HELEN ZIMMERN, Author of “The Epic of Kings.”  With Portrait-etching by
LALAUZE.  Square Crown 8vo., cloth extra.  5s.

    “For this nature of literature the Queen appears to have a special
    gift. . . .  And never has she been happier than in her _Leidens
    Erdengang_, which lies before us to-day.  The fundamental idea of
    this cycle of stories is wholly symbolical. . . .  The next story . .
    . is a piece of exquisite writing . . .  It is said that for the very
    charming motherly figure of Patience, the Queen’s own mother, the
    wise and good Princess of Wied, has furnished the prototype. . . .
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    elegiac tone, and depicts an existence spent in the search of Truth.
    Though slightly veiled, it is impossible to ignore its autobiographic
    character.  We have here the soul of the Queen laid bare before
    us.”—_Literary World_ (Review of the German edition).

    “If to write poetry upon a throne be rare of itself, it is certainly
    still rarer to find Queens giving artistic form to those moments of
    existence that approach the mysteries of human life.  Already, in her
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    of the relationship of man to the eternal, but the antique garb
    somewhat veiled her purpose, while here (in ‘Pilgrim Sorrow’) she
    moves amid modern as well as universal life, and is thus able to
    reveal the whole depth of her feeling and lament.  For what has
    inspired her poetic phantasy is the ever-unanswered question:
    Wherefore and whence is sorrow in the world?  The treatment is
    throughout symbolical. . . .  It deserves to be counted among the
    modern monuments of our literature.”—Review of the first German
    edition in the _Augsburger Allgemeine Zeitung_, _Nov._ 2, 1882.

                                * * * * *

OTTILIE: an Eighteenth Century Idyl.  By VERNON LEE, Author of “Belcaro,”
“Prince of the Hundred Soups,” &c.  Square 8vo, cloth extra.  3s. 6d.

    “A graceful little sketch. . . .  Drawn with full insight into the
    period described.”—_Spectator_.

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    have a glimpse of Germany in the ‘Sturm und Drang’
    period.”—_Athenæum_.

    “Ottilie von Craussen is a charming character.”—_Leeds Mercury_.

    “A graceful little picture. . . .  Charming all through.”—_Academy_.

    “Of exquisite literary workmanship; it is full of
    interest.”—_Galignani’s Messenger_.

    “It is a prose-poem which cannot fail to exercise on most readers a
    refining and purifying influence.”—_Scotsman_.

    “To all who relish a simple, natural, and most pathetic story,
    admirably told, we recommend this eighteenth century idyl.”—_St.
    James’ Gazette_.

                                * * * * *

THE EPIC OF KINGS.  Stories retold from the Persian Poet Firdusi.  By
HELEN ZIMMERN, Author of “Stories in Precious Stones,” “Life of Lessing,”
&c.  With Etchings by L. ALMA TADEMA, R.A, and Prefatory Poem by E. W.
GOSSE.  Popular Edition, Crown 8vo., cloth extra.  7s.

    “Charming from beginning to end. . . .  Miss Zimmern deserves all
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    pure simple English which fits the antiquity of her subject, and the
    stories are told in a manner which must provoke the envy and
    admiration of all who have attempted this singularly difficult style
    of composition.”—_Saturday Review_.

    “The carefulness and intelligence she displays in her selections from
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    are deserving of high praise. . . .  Miss Zimmern’s translations in
    this volume can be read with great pleasure. . . .  A striking
    feature of the volume is Mr. Gosse’s narrative poem, ‘Firdusi in
    Exile,’ in which is told, in charming verse, the picturesque story of
    the poet’s exile and death.”—_Athenæum_.

    “Miss Zimmern has succeeded to admiration. . . .  The result appears
    in a language at once dignified and simple, free from affectation,
    and at the same time sufficiently antiquated to carry one into the
    atmosphere of the stories themselves. . . .  The choice of legends is
    a wise one.”—_S. Lane-Poole_, _in The Academy_.

    “Miss Zimmern has been well advised in attempting to paraphrase this
    work.  In one volume she presents her readers with the essence and
    the gist of Firdusi’s Epic, carrying the story down as far as the
    death of Rustem—that is, as far as the end of the purely poetical
    portion of the poet’s work.  She has selected well, and written the
    stories in a vivid style.  Firdusi’s stories may have a chance of
    becoming really popular in England.”—_The Times_.

    “Of Miss Zimmern’s fitness for writing stories of this kind there
    need be no question.  She has in other fields of literature shown how
    well she could adapt the productions of foreign writers to British
    tastes.”—_Scotsman_.

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Later Impressions, limited to 300 copies, on English Super Roy. 4to., the
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         *** A limited number of these editions may still be had.

                                * * * * *

                         GEORGE HERBERT’S POEMS.

THE TEMPLE: Sacred Poems and Private Ejaculations.  By Mr. GEORGE
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  4th Edition, Sheep, imitation of Original Binding.  5s.

  Paper boards, Old Style, uncut edges.  5s.

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    say, nearly perfect in its kind. . .  From the delicate bit of
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    one clear thought running through the whole.”—_Spectator_.

    “This charming reprint has a fresh value added to it by the
    Introductory Essay of the Author of ‘John Inglesant.’”—_Academy_.

                                * * * * *

TALES OF MODERN OXFORD.  By the Author of “Lays of Modern Oxford.”  Crown
8vo., cloth extra.  6s.

                                * * * * *

POEMS AND HYMNS.  By the Rev. G. T. COSTER, of Whitby.  Fcap. 8vo., cloth
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    “The descriptive poems are very fine, especially ‘The Village’ ‘Early
    Days,’ and ‘The Children.’  These suggest Crabbe in truthfulness of
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    more than average merit.”—_Leeds Mercury_.

                                * * * * *

MEDITATIONS & DISQUISITIONS ON THE FIRST PSALM: On the Penitential and
the Consolatory Psalms.  By Sir RICHARD BAKER, Knight, Author of “The
Chronicle of England.”  &c. &c.  A verbatim reprint in modern spelling.
With Introduction by Rev. A. B. GROSART, LL.D., F.S.A.  Portrait and
Autograph.  Crown 8vo., cloth.  6s. 6d.

    “We have long known the comments of Sir Richard Baker, and we have
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    has more memorable sentences than almost any other writer.”—_The
    Sword and Trowel_.

                                * * * * *

THOMAS CARLYLE, The Man and His Books.  Illustrated by Personal
Reminiscences, Table Talk, and Anecdotes of Himself and his Friends.  By
WM. HOWIE WYLIE.  Third edition, revised and corrected.  Crown 8vo.,
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Reviewing the latest volumes on Carlyle, the _Spectator_ of November 12,
1881, says:—

    “The best specimen is that by Mr. Howie Wylie, previously reviewed in
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    by at least one warm and intimate friend of Carlyle, and to which,
    after perusing others of its kin, we return with a somewhat
    heightened estimate, from the point of view of the critic.”

    “One of the most masterly biographies—a bit of work, indeed, which it
    would be hard to surpass for sympathy, delicacy, liberality of view,
    and wealth of friendly insight.”—_Contemporary Review_.

                                * * * * *

SUNSHINE AND SHADOWS: Sketches of Thought, Philosophic and Religious.  By
WILLIAM BENTON CLULOW, author of “Essays of a Recluse.”  New and enlarged
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    book to be pencilled in the margin, to be taken down at odd moments
    as a refreshment.  Readers who love Landor and Hare and Pascal will
    welcome Mr. Clulow’s work and prize it highly.”—_Bradford Observer_.

                                * * * * *

FOOTPRINTS: Nature seen on its Human Side.  By SARAH TYTLER, Author of
“Papers for Thoughtful Girls,”&c.  With 125 Illustrations.  3rd and
cheaper edition.  Crown 8vo., cloth extra, coloured edges.  3s. 6d.

    “A book of real worth.”—_Spectator_.

                                * * * * *

MODERN MISSIONS: Their Trials and Triumphs.  By ROBERT YOUNG, Assistant
Secretary to the Missions of the Free Church of Scotland.  With many
Illustrations, and a Mission Map.  Third edition.  Crown 8vo., cloth
extra.  5s.

    “Tells the great story of the trials and triumphs of _Modern
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    people of every Church might read within its four hundred pages the
    tale of what has been done in every land and by all sorts of
    Christians for the evangelisation of mankind.  This book should
    certainly be placed upon the shelves of parish, congregational, and
    Sunday-school libraries.  It is brief and comprehensive.”—_Christian
    World_.

                                * * * * *

GERMAN LIFE AND LITERATURE.  In a Series of Biographical Studies.  By A.
H. Japp, LL.D.  Demy 8vo., cloth.  12s.

                          OPINIONS OF THE PRESS.

    “This volume, as a whole, is admirable, each chapter being
    characterised by thoroughness, impartiality, fine critical
    discernment, an always manly literary ability, and, above all, a
    moral healthiness of tone.  In fact, we are not acquainted with any
    English work, or, for that matter, with any Continental or American
    work, which we could place with so much confidence in the hands of a
    young student of modern German literature as the volume under review,
    and as special proof of our assertion we would select the essay on
    Goethe. . . .  For this work we must express sincere gratitude to the
    author.”—_Spectator_.

                                * * * * *

THE HUMAN VOICE AND THE CONNECTED PARTS: A Popular Guide for Speakers and
Singers.  By Dr. J. FARRAR.  With Thirty-nine Illustrations.  Crown 8vo.
cloth extra.  3s. 6d.

    “A very careful and minute exposition of vocal phenomena.  Its
    utility is enhanced by a large number of diagrams.”—_The Scotsman_.

    “A work that is sure to be found of real practical value.”—_British
    Quarterly Review_.

                                * * * * *

THE ROMAN STUDENTS; or, On Wings of the Morning.  A Tale of the
Renaissance.  By the Author of “The Spanish Brothers,” &c.  With
Illustrations by G. P. JACOMB HOOD.  Cheaper edition.  Imperial 8vo.,
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    Christianity displayed, as well as enriched by much knowledge
    concerning the ways of men who have long since passed
    away.”—_Christian_.

    “One of the best stories of the year.”—_British Quarterly Review_.

                                * * * * *

AMERICAN DISHES, and How to Cook Them.  From the Recipe-book of an
American Lady.  Crown 8vo., cloth extra.  2s. 6d.

    “A smart little tome . . .  Fisheries and fish being at present in
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    “The author has done a really good service to the public.  All who
    want to know what American cookery is, will possess themselves of
    this book, and they will be sure to meet with their
    reward.”—_Scotsman_.

                                * * * * *

DICK’S HOLIDAYS, and What He Did with Them.  A Picture Story Book of
Country Life.  By JAMES WESTON.  Profusely Illustrated.  Imperial 4to.
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    originality.”—_Edinburgh Daily Review_.

                                * * * * *

I’VE BEEN A-GIPSYING: or Rambles among our Gipsies and their Children in
their Tents and Vans.  By GEORGE SMITH, of Coalville, Author of “Gipsy
Life,” “Canal Adventures by Moonlight,” &c.  _With an Appendix showing
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the Education of Gipsy Children_.  New and Revised and Popular Edition.
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_Her Majesty the Queen_ has been graciously pleased to accept, and to
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    already given yeoman’s service.”—_Contemporary Review_, September,
    1883.

    “The author of ‘Gipsy Life’ has so far made the characteristics and
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    nation.”—_Christian_.

    “Those who deliberately and carefully go over Mr. Smith’s book will
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    which is habitually dismissed with a careless wave of the
    hand.”—_Modern Review_.

    “The earnestness, the enthusiasm, the high moral purpose of the man
    everywhere shine through, dominate the book, and enforce respect
    alike for the author and his design.”—_Christian World_.

    “More interesting than any novel, and holds the reader spellbound . .
    .  The revelations contained in this book are very startling and
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    “Will do considerable good, and it throws a flood of light on a
    subject of which most men know scarcely anything.”—_Christian
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    “Merits a wide circulation, both on its literary merits, and the
    importance of its purpose.”—_Liverpool Daily Post_.

                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

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    “A really excellent and readable book.”—_Literary Churchman_.

                                * * * * *

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Sir James Outram.                   Bishop Selwyn.

Thomas Edward.                      Sir Titus Salt.

Sir James Simpson.                  Thos. Davidson.

William Ellis.                      Friedrich Augusti.

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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

THE HOUSE BY THE WORKS.  By EDWARD GARRETT, Author of “Occupations of a
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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

OLD FAITHS IN NEW LIGHT.  By NEWMAN SMYTH, D.D.  Crown 8vo., cloth.  3s.
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                                * * * * *

PLANT LIFE: Popular Papers on the Phenomena of Botany.  By EDWARD STEP.
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                          OPINIONS OF THE PRESS.

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    amateur.”—_Athenæum_.

    “More delightful reading for the country at this season of the year
    authors and publishers have not provided for us.”—_Pall Mall
    Gazette_.

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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

BEAUTIES AND FRIGHTS, WITH THE STORY OF BOBINETTE.  By SARAH TYTLER,
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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

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                              A HANDBOOK TO
                        THE FERNERY AND AQUARIUM,

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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

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                                * * * * *

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    Press_.

                                * * * * *

GENESIS THE THIRD: History, not Fable.  Being the Merchants’ Lecture for
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                                * * * * *

SISTER EDITH’S PROBATION.  By E. CONDER GRAY, Author of “Wise Words.”
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FOOTNOTES.


{161}  “Our GIPSY CHILDREN.—(To the Editor of the _Daily News_.)—Sir, I
counted to-day at the great Oxford Fair over two hundred and twenty vans
and covered carts, in each of which there would be an average of four
children and two men and women living and huddling together regardless of
every principle of decency.  In many cases filth, dirt, and ignorance
prevailed to an alarming extent.  Not a few of the poor women and
children exhibited signs of their having been in close warfare with rough
treatment.  Not five per cent. of the thousand human beings could read
and write a sentence.  What a farce upon our Christianity and
civilization it is to have this mass of human beings living actually in
the centre of learning, religious influences, and civilization.  We have
Bibles, ministers, colleges, sanitary officers, and education inspectors
on every hand, and no power but the police-man exerting any influence
over our poor lost wanderers.  What I want is that their thirty thousand
children should receive a free education—as I propose in an amending Bill
to meet the case of the canal children—and their vans registered and
brought under the influence of the sanitary officers on a simple plan.
The gipsies themselves will hail a measure of this kind with considerable
delight.”

This letter brought forth a reply, to which I rejoined as follows:

“Your correspondent’s repudiation of my statements in your issue of the
5th inst. does not alter the facts—not ‘ideas’—which were given to me by
the travellers themselves in broad daylight in the midst of a pouring
rain, with the object of getting their condition improved, not by winking
and blinking at the evil and allowing it to grow into a more dangerous
sore, to be dealt with by the policeman, but to be faced by extending the
blessings of a free education to all travelling children, and bringing
sanitation to their homes.  His statements about immorality have been
manufactured by himself; but as he has been good enough to take my
references and weave them into a cap which fits, I must allow him the
pleasure of wearing it.  The sad facts, seen by myself, in my possession,
in addition to those published in my ‘Gipsy Life,’ will most assuredly
come to light some day.  With reference to his remarks about no gipsy
vans being at Oxford fair, this is absolutely untrue.  I look upon all as
gipsies who, with gipsy blood in their veins, are tramping the country,
hawking and adopting gipsy usages, customs, slang, and ‘rokering,’ if
only slightly.  The fact is the old-fashioned gipsies are dead, and their
places are being taken by increasing numbers of travellers who are not so
romantic, living in covered carts and waggons, whose wives sometimes
scrape together a little money in the summer to keep many of the men in
idleness in the winter.  Your correspondent takes credit for the
education of the children in the winter.  This he knows perfectly well is
what the law requires of those who have settled homes, but he is silent
about the worse than undoing the teachers’ work in the summer; thereby
placing the poor gipsy children upon the vagabond’s path to ruin.  Of
course all are not alike.  There are the usual good, bad, and indifferent
among them.  The sad condition, morally, socially, and religiously, of
many of the poor gipsy and other travelling women and children is truly
horrible, and no amount of wincing at the shadow of redeeming features
which are to follow will stop me till the 70,000 canal and gipsy children
are educated by means of a free pass book, the hard lot of the women
lightened, and their travelling homes made more happy and conformable
with civilized notions and ideas; and if he is wise he will help forward
the work, with a willing hand.”

{215}  It is said that Lord Beaconsfield in his youthful days attended
the place of worship to which the poor girl referred; and it is also
stated that the bones of one of Cromwell’s generals lie smouldering in
the dust within or near the sacred precincts.  Extremes meet sometimes.

{329}  On March the 5th, within three months of my visit to Yetholm, Mr.
Laidlaw writes me to say that the Yetholm gipsies are taking to settled
and constant employment at the farmers’ in the neighbourhood.  This is
cheering news, and shows most clearly that my plans will work out
rightly, as I have told the gipsies at Yetholm and other places, without
any inconvenience to them worth naming.

{339}  I am much indebted to Mr. Joyce, Mr. F. W. Chesson, Mr. George
Bettany, Rev. A. E. Gregory, Mr. H. E. Duke, Mr. T. S. Townend, Mr.
Mallet, Mr. Guy, Mr. Fisher, Mr. W. H. Lucy, Messrs. Joshua and Joseph
Hatton, Mr. M. E. Stark, Mr. D. Gorrie, Mr. R. W. Boyle, Mr. W. Saunders,
Mr. E. Robbins, Emma Leslie, Mr. S. R. Bennett, Mr. B. G. Burleigh, Rev.
W. L. Lang, Mr. J. Moore, Mr. J. B. Marsh, Mr. J. D. Shaw, Mr. J. H.
Thomas, Mr. Kinnear, Rev. B. Burrows, Mr. G. J. Stevenson, M.A., Mr. J.
Tod, Rev. Mark Guy Pearse, L. T. Meade, Rev. Chas. Bullock, B.A., Mr. F.
Sherlock, Rev. Earnest Boys, M.A., Dr. Grosart, Mr. A. Locker, Rev. R.
Spears, Mr. B. Clarke, Mr. James Clarke, Mr. Clayden, Mr. W. Binns, Mr.
E. Walford, M.A., Mr. Lobb, Rev. J. Duncan, M.A. Messrs. Morgan and
Scott, Mr. Jean, Mr. R. Albery, Rev. B. Waugh, Dr. Parker, Mr. G. A.
Sala, Mr. W. Bradshaw, Mr. J. Lloyd, Dr. Westby Gibeon, Mr. Alex. H.
Grant, M.A., Dr. J. H. James, Mr. Ewing Ritchie, Mr. J. Hind, Mr. G.
Howell, Mr. J. Hutton, Mr. J. Latey, Mr. Maurice Adams, Mr. J. L. Nye,
Revs. E. Weldon, M.A., and Colin McKecknie, W. Y. Fullerton, C. H. Kelly,
G. Holden Pike, C. H. Spurgeon, Dr. Gregory, Rev. G. W. Weldon, M.A.,
Rev. D. Darnell, M.A., Rev. Dr. Stephenson, Rev. Vernon J. Charlesworth,
Dr. Barnardo, Mr. Edward Lloyd, Mr. W. T. Stead, Miss Fredricks, Mr. G.
Barnet Smith, Mr. G. F. Millin, Mr. J. F. Rolph, Mr. W. T. E. Boscawen,
Mr. A. Watson, Mr. J. Russell, Mr. E. Step, Mr. Austin, Mr. Harry Hicks,
Dr. Griffith, Mr. Morrison Davidson, Mr. Massingham, Mr. S. Reeve, Rev.
W. M. Burnet, M.A., Rev. Ponsonby A. Lyons, Miss Nellie Hellis, Miss J.
Gordon Sutherland, “Una.”