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THE PUPPET SHOW OF MEMORY




[Illustration: COOMBE COTTAGE]




                             THE PUPPET SHOW
                                OF MEMORY

                                   BY
                             MAURICE BARING

                                 BOSTON
                       LITTLE, BROWN, AND COMPANY
                                  1922

                        PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN




NOTE


My thanks are due to Messrs. Methuen for allowing me to use in Chapters
XVI.-XIX. some matter which has already appeared in _A Year in Russia_
and _Russian Essays_, two books published by them; to Mr. Leo Maxse for
allowing me to use an article on Sarah Bernhardt which appeared in the
_National Review_, and has been re-written for this book; to Father C. C.
Martindale and Mr. Desmond MacCarthy for kindly correcting the proofs.

                                                                 M. B.




TO J.




CONTENTS


     CHAP.                                              PAGE
        I. THE NURSERY                                     1
       II. THE NURSERY AND THE SCHOOLROOM                 14
      III. MEMBLAND                                       31
       IV. MEMBLAND                                       46
        V. SCHOOL                                         68
       VI. ETON                                           87
      VII. GERMANY                                       118
     VIII. ITALY, CAMBRIDGE, GERMANY, LONDON             138
       IX. OXFORD AND GERMANY                            165
        X. PARIS                                         181
       XI. COPENHAGEN                                    208
      XII. SARAH BERNHARDT                               227
     XIII. ROME                                          245
      XIV. RUSSIA AND MANCHURIA                          263
       XV. BATTLES                                       287
      XVI. LONDON, MANCHURIA, RUSSIA                     305
     XVII. RUSSIA: THE BEGINNING OF THE REVOLUTION       332
    XVIII. ST. PETERSBURG                                356
      XIX. TRAVEL IN RUSSIA                              367
       XX. SOUTH RUSSIA, JOURNALISM, LONDON              386
      XXI. CONSTANTINOPLE (1909)                         397
     XXII. THE BALKAN WAR, 1912                          406
    XXIII. CONSTANTINOPLE ONCE MORE (1912)               418
     XXIV. THE FASCINATION OF RUSSIA                     430
           INDEX                                         439




ILLUSTRATIONS


    COOMBE COTTAGE                             _Frontispiece_

                                                 FACING PAGE

    PORTRAITS OF SARAH BERNHARDT BY THE AUTHOR
        (AGE 7), DRAWN IN 1881                           228

    SARAH BERNHARDT IN THE ’EIGHTIES                     229




THE PUPPET SHOW OF MEMORY




CHAPTER I

THE NURSERY


When people sit down to write their recollections they exclaim with
regret, “If only I had kept a diary, what a rich store of material I
should now have at my disposal!” I remember one of the masters at Eton
telling me, when I was a boy, that if I wished to make a fortune when I
was grown up, I had only to keep a detailed diary of every day of my life
at Eton. He said the same thing to all the boys he knew, but I do not
remember any boy of my generation taking his wise advice.

On the other hand, for the writer who wishes to recall past memories,
the absence of diaries and notebooks has its compensations. Memory,
as someone has said, is the greatest of artists. It eliminates the
unessential, and chooses with careless skill the sights and the sounds
and the episodes that are best worth remembering and recording. The
first thing I can remember is a Christmas tree which I think celebrated
the Christmas of 1876. It was at Shoreham in Kent, at a house belonging
to Mr. H. B. Mildmay, who married one of my mother’s sisters. I was two
years old, and I remember my Christmas present, a large bird with yellow
and red plumage, which for a long time afterwards lived at the top of
the nursery wardrobe. It was neither a bird of Paradise nor a pheasant;
possibly only a somewhat flamboyant hen; but I loved it dearly, and it
irradiated the nursery to me for at least two years.

The curtain then falls and rises again on the nursery of 37 Charles
Street, Berkeley Square, London. The nursery epoch, which lasted till
promotion to the schoolroom and lessons began, seems to children as long
as a lifetime, just as houses and places seem to them infinitely large.
The nursery was on the third floor of the house, and looked out on to
the street. There was a small night-nursery next door to it, which had
coloured pictures of St. Petersburg on the wall.

I can remember the peculiar roar of London in those days; the
four-wheelers and hansoms rattling on the macadam pavement through
the fog, except when there was straw down in the street for some sick
person; and the various denizens of the streets, the lamplighter and
the muffin-man; often a barrel-organ, constantly in summer a band, and
sometimes a Punch and Judy. During the war, when the streets began to be
darkened, but before the final complete darkness set in in 1917, London
looked at night very much as it was in my childhood. But the strange
rumbling noise had gone for ever. Sometimes on one of the houses opposite
there used to be an heraldic hatchment. The nursery was inhabited by my
brother Hugo and myself, our nurse, Hilly, and two nurserymaids, Grace
Hetherington, and Annie. Grace was annexed by me; Annie by Hugo. Hilly
had been nurse to my sisters and, I think, to my elder brothers too. She
had the slightly weather-beaten but fresh agelessness of Nannies, and
her most violent threat was: “I’ll bring my old shoe to you,” and one of
her most frequent exclamations: “Oh, you naughty boy, you very naughty
boy!” The nursery had Landseer pictures in gilt frames, and on the chest
of drawers between the two windows a mechanical toy of an entrancing
description. It was a square box, one side of which was made of glass,
and behind this glass curtain, on a small platform, a lady sat dressed
in light blue silk at an open spinet; a dancing master, in a red silk
doublet with a powdered wig and yellow satin knee-breeches, on one side
of it, conducted, and in the foreground a little girl in short skirts
of purple gauze covered with spangles stood ready to dance. When you
wound up the toy, the lady played, the man conducted elegantly with an
open score in one hand and a baton in the other, and the little girl
pirouetted. It only played one short, melancholy, tinkling, but extremely
refined dance-tune.

At one of the top windows of the house opposite, a little girl used to
appear sometimes. Hugo and I used to exchange signals with her, and we
called her Miss Rose. Our mute acquaintance went on for a long time,
but we never saw her except across the street and at her window. We did
not wish to see more of her. Nearer acquaintance would have marred the
perfect romance of the relation.

There were two forms of light refreshment peculiar to the nursery,
and probably to all nurseries: one was Albert biscuits, and the other
toast-in-water. Children call for an Albert biscuit as men ask for
a whisky-and-soda at a club, not from hunger, but as an adjunct to
conversation and a break in monotony. At night, after we had gone to
bed, we used often to ask monotonously and insistently for a drink of
water. “Hilly, I want a drink of water”; but this meant, not that one was
thirsty, but that one was frightened and wanted to see a human being. All
my brothers and sisters, I found out afterwards, had done the same thing
in the same way, and for the same reason, but the tradition had been
handed down quite unconsciously. I can’t remember how the nursery epoch
came to an end; it merges in my memory without any line of division, into
the schoolroom period; but the first visits in the country certainly
belonged to the nursery epoch.

We used to go in the summer to Coombe Cottage, near Malden, an
ivy-covered, red-brick house, with a tower at one end, a cool oak hall
and staircase, a drawing-room full of water-colours, a room next to it
full of books, with a drawing-table and painting materials ready, and a
long dining-room, of which the narrow end was a sitting-room, and had a
verandah looking out on to the garden. There was also a kitchen garden,
lawns, a dairy, a gardener, Mr. Baker, who made nosegays, a deaf-and-dumb
under-gardener who spoke on his fingers, a farmyard, and a duck-pond into
which I remember falling.

Coombe was an enchanted spot for us. My recollection of it is that of a
place where it was always summer and where the smell of summer and the
sounds of summer evening used to make the night-nursery a fairy place;
and sometimes in the morning, red-coated soldiers used to march past
playing “The Girl I left behind me,” with a band of drums and fifes. The
uniforms of the soldiers were as bright as the poppies in the field, and
that particular tune made a lasting impression on me. I never forgot
it. I can remember losing my first front tooth at Coombe by tying it
on to a thread and slamming the door, and I can remember my sisters
singing, “Where are you going to, my pretty Maid?” one of them acting
the milkmaid, with a wastepaper basket under her arm for a pail. Best of
all, I remember the garden, the roses, the fruit, trying to put salt on a
bird’s tail for the first time, and the wonderful games in the hayfields.

We are probably all of us privileged at least once or twice in our lives
to experience the indescribable witchery of a perfect summer night, when
time seems to stand still, the world becomes unsubstantial, and Nature
is steeped in music and silver light, quivering shadows and mysterious
sound, when such a pitch of beauty and glamour and mystery is achieved by
the darkness, the landscape, the birds, the insects, the trees and the
shadows, and perhaps the moon or even one star, that one would like to
say to the fleeting moment what Faust challenged and defied the devil to
compel him to cry out: “Verweile, Du bist schön.”

It is the moment that the great poets have sometimes caught and made
permanent for us by their prodigious conjury: Shakespeare, in the end
of the _Merchant of Venice_, when Lorenzo and Jessica let the sounds of
music creep into their ears, and wonder at patines of bright gold in the
floor of heaven; Keats, when he wished to cease upon the midnight with no
pain; Musset, in the “Nuit de Mai”; Victor Hugo, when, on their lovely
brief and fatal bridal night, Hernani and Doña Sol fancy in the moonlight
that sleeping Nature is watching amorously over them; and the musicians
speak this magic with an even greater certainty, without the need of
words: Beethoven, in his Sonata; Chopin, again and again; Schumann, in
his lyrics, especially “Frühlingsnacht”; Schubert, in his “Serenade.”

I have known many such nights: the dark nights of Central Russia before
the harvest ends, when the watchman’s rattle punctuates and intensifies
the huge silence, and a far-off stamping dance rhythm and a bleating
accordion outdo Shakespeare and Schubert in magic; June nights in
Florence, when you couldn’t see the grass for fireflies, and the croaking
of frogs made a divine orchestra; or in Venice, on the glassy lagoon,
when streaks of red still hung in the west; May nights by the Neckar
at Heidelberg, loud with the jubilee of nightingales and aromatic with
lilac; a twilight in May at Arundel Park, when large trees, dim lawns,
and antlered shapes seemed to be part of a fairy revel; and nights in
South Devon, when the full September moon made the garden and the ilex
tree as unreal as Prospero’s island.

But I never in my whole life felt the spell so acutely as in the summer
evenings in the night nursery at Coombe Cottage, when we went to bed
by daylight and lay in our cots guessing at the pattern on the wall,
to wake up later when it was dark, half conscious of the summer scents
outside, and of a bird’s song in the darkness. The intense magic of that
moment I have never quite recaptured, except when reading Keats’ “Ode to
the Nightingale” for the first time, when the door on to the past was
opened wide once more and the old vision and the strange sense of awe,
unreality, and enchantment returned.

But to go back to nursery life. Our London life followed the ritual,
I suppose, of most nurseries. In the morning after our breakfast we
went down, washed and scrubbed and starched, into the dining-room,
where breakfast was at nine, and kissed our father before he drove to
the city in a phaeton, and played at the end of the dining-room round
a pedestalled bust of one of the Popes. Then a walk in the Park, and
sometimes as a treat a walk in the streets, and possibly a visit to
Cremer’s, the toy-shop in Bond Street. Hugo and I detested the Park, and
the only moment of real excitement I remember was when one day Hilly told
me not to go near the flower-beds, and I climbed over the little railing
and picked a towering hyacinth. Police intervention was immediately
threatened, and I think a policeman actually did remonstrate; but
although I felt for some hours a pariah and an outcast, there was none
the less an aftertaste of triumph in the tears; attrition, perhaps, but
no contrition.

When we got to be a little older … older than what? I don’t know … but
there came our moment when we joined our sisters every morning to say our
prayers in my mother’s bedroom, every day before breakfast. They were
short and simple prayers—the “Our Father” and one other short prayer.
Nevertheless, for years the “Our Father” was to me a mysterious and
unintelligible formula, all the more so, as I said it entirely by the
sound, and not at all by the sense, thinking that “Whichartinheaven” was
one word and “Thykingdomcome” another. I never asked what it meant. I
think in some dim way I felt that, could I understand it, something of
its value as an invocation would be lost or diminished. I also remember
learning at a very early age the hymn, “There is a green hill far away,”
and finding it puzzling. I took it for granted that most green hills had
city walls round them, though this particular one hadn’t. Besides going
to Coombe we went at the end of the summer to Devonshire, to Membland,
near the villages of Noss Mayo, and Newton, and not far from the river
Yealm, an arm of the sea. It was when getting ready for the first of
these journeys that I remember, while I was being dressed in the nursery,
my father’s servant, Mr. Deacon, came up to the nursery and asked me
whether I would like a ticket. He then gave me a beautiful green ticket
with a round hole in it. I asked him what one could do with it, and he
said, “In return for that ticket you can get Bath buns, Banbury cakes,
jam-rolls, crackers, and pork sausages.” In the bustle of departure I
lost it. Paddington Station resounded with the desperate cries of the
bereaved ticket-holder. In vain I was given half a white first-class
ticket. In vain Mr. Bullock, the guard, offered every other kind of
ticket. It was not the same thing. That ticket, with the round hole, had
conjured up visions of wonderful possibilities and fantastic exchanges.
Sausages and Banbury cakes and Bath buns (all of them magic things), I
knew, would be forthcoming to no other ticket. The loss was irreparable.
I remember thinking the grown-up people so utterly wanting in
understanding when they said: “A ticket? Of course, he can have a ticket.
Here’s a ticket for the dear little boy.” As if that white ticket was
anything like the unique passport to gifts new and unheard of, anything
like that real green ticket with the round hole in it. At the end of one
of these journeys, at Kingsbridge Road, the train ran off the line. We
were in a saloon carriage, and I remember the accident being attributed
to that fact by my mother’s maid, who said saloon carriages were always
unsafe. It turned out to be an enjoyable accident, and we all got out and
I was given an orange.

Mr. Bullock, the guard, was a great friend of all of us children; and our
chief pleasure was to ask him a riddle: “Why is it dangerous to go out
in the spring?” I will leave it to the reader to guess the answer, with
merely this as a guide, that the first part of the answer to the riddle
is “Because the hedges are shooting,” and the second part of the answer
is peculiarly appropriate to Mr. Bullock. I am afraid Mr. Bullock never
saw why, although no doubt he enjoyed the riddle.

I have already said that I cannot fix any line of division between the
nursery and the schoolroom epochs, but before I get on to the subject of
the schoolroom I will record a few things which must have belonged to the
pre-schoolroom period.

One incident which stands out clearly in my mind is that of the
fifty-shilling train. There were at that time in London two toy-shops
called Cremer. One was in New Bond Street, No. 27, I think, near
Tessier’s, the jeweller; another in Regent Street, somewhere between
Liberty’s and Piccadilly Circus.

In the window of the Regent Street shop there was a long train with
people in it, and it was labelled fifty shillings. In the year 1921 it is
only a small mechanical train that can be bought for fifty shillings. I
can’t remember whether I had reached the schoolroom when this happened,
but I know I still wore a frock and had not yet reached the dignity of
trousers. I used constantly to ask to go and look at this shop window and
gaze at the fifty-shilling train, which seemed first to be miraculous for
its size, and, secondly, for its price. Who in the world could have fifty
shillings all at once?

I never went so far as thinking it was possible to possess that train;
but I used to wonder whether there were people in the world who could
store up fifty shillings. We were each of us given sixpence every
Saturday, but it was always spent at once, nor could I calculate or even
conceive how long it would take to save enough sixpences to make fifty
shillings.

One evening, when we were at Coombe, in the summer, I was sent for to the
drawing-room and then told to go into the dining-room. I opened the door,
and there, on the floor, was the fifty-shilling train. If a fairy had
flown into the room and lifted me to the ceiling I could not have thought
a fact more miraculous. From that moment I knew for certain that miracles
could happen and do happen, and subsequent experience has confirmed the
belief. Alas! the funnel of the engine was soon broken, and Mr. Toombs,
the carpenter, was said to be able to mend it, and I looked forward to
another miracle. He did, but in a way which was hardly satisfactory
considered as a miracle, although perfect for practical usage. He turned
on a lathe a solid funnel made of black wood, but not hollow, and he
stuck it in where the funnel ought to be. I pretended I was satisfied,
but my private belief was that Mr. Toombs didn’t know how to make funnels.

Another thing which happened when I was six years old was a visit to
the Drury Lane pantomime, which was _Mother Goose_. This, of course,
with a transformation scene with a large fairy with moving emerald
butterfly-like wings and Arthur Roberts who, when playing a trumpet, spat
out all his teeth on to the floor as if they were an encumbrance, was an
ecstasy beyond words.

Another event almost more exciting was the arrival of a doll’s house. I
played with dolls, but not as girls do, mothering them and dressing them.
Mine were little tiny dolls, and could not be dressed or undressed, and
they were used as puppets. I made them open Parliament, act plays and
stories, and most frequently take the part of the French Merovingian
kings. This was at the beginning of the schoolroom period, and the dolls
were called Chilpéric, Ermengarde, Clothilde, Blanche de Castille,
Frédégonde, Brunehaut, Galswinthe, and Pépin le Bref, and other names
belonging to the same remote period of history. One day I was told that
a doll’s house was coming. I couldn’t sleep for excitement, and Hilly,
Grace, and Annie gravely held a conclave one night when I was in bed
and supposed to be asleep, over their supper, and said that so exciting
a thing as a doll’s house ought not to be allowed me. It would ruin my
health. I feigned deep sleep, and the next day pretended to have lost all
interest in dolls’ houses, but when it came, all its furniture was taken
out, put on the floor, and arranged in two long rows, with a throne at
one end, to enable Chilpéric and Frédégonde to open Parliament.

One year in London I actually saw Queen Victoria drive to the opening of
Parliament in a gilded coach with a little crown perched on her head and
an ermine tippet. It was not quite a satisfactory crown, but still it was
a crown, and the coach had the authentic Cinderella quality.

To go back to the dolls for a moment. I used to go to Membland sometimes
for Easter with my father and mother when the rest of the family stayed
in London, and Margaret used to write me letters from the dolls,
beginning “Cher Papa” and ending “Ermengarde” or “Chilpéric,” as the case
might be. These letters used to cover me with confusion and mortification
before the grown-up people, as I kept it a secret that I ever played
with dolls, knowing it to be thought rather eccentric, and liable to be
misunderstood, especially when there were other boys about, which there
were.

Of course, in the nursery, Hugo and I had endless games of pretending,
especially during bath-time (baths were hip-baths), and I remember Hugo
refusing to have his bath because when we were playing at fishes I seized
the shark’s part and wouldn’t let him be a shark. “Hilly,” he wailed, “I
_will_ be a shark.” But no, I wouldn’t hear of it, and he had to be a
whale, which the shark, so I said, easily mastered.

Promotion to the schoolroom meant lessons and luncheon downstairs. The
schoolroom was inhabited by my three sisters, Elizabeth, Margaret, and
Susan, and ruled over by the French governess, Chérie. I thought Chérie
the most beautiful, the cleverest, and altogether the most wonderful
person in the world. My earliest recollection of her almost magical
powers was when she took a lot of coloured silks and put them behind
a piece of glass and said this was _une vision_. I believed there
was nothing she didn’t know and nothing she couldn’t do. I was also
convinced that one day I would marry her. This dream was sadly marred by
the conduct of my sister Elizabeth. Elizabeth was the eldest, Margaret
the second, and Susan the third, of my sisters. I firmly believed in
fairies. Elizabeth and Margaret fostered the belief by talking a great
deal about their powers as fairies, and Elizabeth said she was Queen of
the fairies. One day she said: “Just as you are going to be married to
Chérie, and when you are in church, I will turn you into a frog.” This
was said in the schoolroom in London. The schoolroom was on the floor
over the nursery. No sooner had Elizabeth made this ominous remark when
I ran to the door and howled in a manner which penetrated the whole
house from the housemaids’ rooms upstairs to the housekeeper’s room in
the basement. Screams and yells startled the whole house. Hilly came
rushing from the nursery; Chérie came from her bedroom, where she had
been doing some sewing; Dimmock, my mother’s maid, whom we called D.,
came downstairs, saying: “Well, I never”; Sheppy, the housekeeper, peered
upwards from the subterranean housekeeper’s room; and, lastly, my mother
came from the drawing-room. The cause of the crisis was explained by
me through sobs. “She says” … sob, sob, yell … “that she’s a fairy” …
sob, sob … “and that she’ll turn me into a frog” … sob, sob … “when I
marry Chérie…” All attempts to calm me were in vain. Elizabeth was then
appealed to, and the whole house in chorus said to her, “Say you’re not
a fairy.” But Elizabeth became marble-constant. She said, “How can I say
I’m not a fairy when I am one?” A statement which I felt to be all too
true and well founded. More sobs and yells. Universal indignation against
Elizabeth. My paroxysm was merely increased by all the efforts everyone
made to soothe me. Elizabeth was cajoled, persuaded, argued with, bribed,
threatened, exhorted, blamed, anathematised, entreated, appealed to,
implored, but all in vain. She would not budge from her position, which
was that she _was_ a fairy.

The drama proceeded. Nothing stopped the stream of convulsive sobs, the
flood of anguish—not all Chérie’s own assurances that the wedding would
be allowed to take place.

Elizabeth was taken downstairs to be reasoned with, and after an hour and
a half’s argument, and not before she had been first heavily bribed with
promises and then sent to bed, she finally consented to compromise. She
said, as a final concession, “I’ll say I’m not a fairy, but I am.” When
this concession was wrung from her the whole relieved household rushed
up to tell me the good news that Elizabeth had said she was not a fairy.
The moment I heard the news my tears ceased, and perfect serenity was
restored. But although Elizabeth capitulated, Margaret was firmer, and
she continued to mutter (like Galileo) for the rest of the afternoon,
“But _I_ am a fairy all the same.”

Margaret was the exciting element in the schoolroom. She was often
naughty, and I remember her looking through the schoolroom window at
Coombe, while I was doing lessons with Chérie, and making faces. Chérie
said to her one day: “Vous feriez rougir un régiment.” Elizabeth was
pleasantly frivolous, and Susan was motherly and sensible, and supposed
to be the image of her father, but Margaret was dramatic and imaginative,
and invincibly obstinate.

She knew that for Chérie’s sake I didn’t like admitting that the English
had ever defeated the French in battle, so every now and then she would
roll out lists of battles fought by the English against the French
and won, beginning with Creçy, Poitiers, getting to Agincourt with a
crescendo, and ending up in a tremendous climax with Waterloo. To which
I used to retort with a battle called Bouvines, won by Philippe Auguste,
in some most obscure period over one of the Plantagenet kings, and with
Fontenoy. I felt them both to be poor retorts.

Another invention of Margaret’s was a mysterious Princess called
Louiseaunt, who often came to see her, but as it happened always when we
were out. If we suddenly came into the room, Margaret would say, “What a
pity! Louiseaunt has just been here. She’ll be so sorry to have missed
you.” And try as we would, we always just missed Louiseaunt.

If we went out without Margaret, Louiseaunt was sure to come that day. We
constantly just arrived as Louiseaunt had left, and the inability ever to
hit off Louiseaunt’s precise visiting hours was a lasting exasperation.

Another powerful weapon of Margaret’s was recitation. She used to recite
in English and in French, and in both languages the effect on me was
a purge of pity and terror. I minded most “Lord Ullin’s Daughter,”
declaimed with melodramatic gesture, and nearly as much a passage from
_Hernani_, beginning—

    “Monts d’Aragon! Galice! Estramadoure!
    Oh! Je porte malheur à tout ce qui m’entoure!”

which she recited, rolling her eyes in a menacing attitude.

“Lord Ullin’s Daughter,” said with the help of Susan, whose rendering had
something reassuringly comfortable and homely about it—Susan couldn’t
say her “r’s,” and pronounced them like “w’s”—in contradistinction to
Margaret’s sombre and vehement violence, did a little to mitigate the
effect, but none the less it frightened me so much that it had to be
stopped. Hugo was not yet in the schoolroom then.

Lessons in London began soon after breakfast. They were conducted by
Chérie and by an English governess, Mrs. Christie, who used to arrive
in a four-wheeler, always the same one, from Kentish Town, and teach us
English, Arithmetic, and Latin. Mrs. Christie was like the pictures of
Thackeray, with spectacles, white bandeaux, and a black gown. During
lessons she used to knit. She was in permanent mourning, and we knew we
must never ask to learn “Casabianca,” as her little boy who had died had
learnt it. She used to arrive with a parcel of books from the London
Library, done up in a leather strap. She was the first of a long line of
teachers who failed to teach me Arithmetic. She used to stay the whole
morning, or sometimes only part of it. During lessons she used to have a
small collation, a glass of claret, and a water biscuit. She also taught
other families.

At Coombe the schoolroom looked out on the lawn, a long, flat lawn which
went down by steps on a lower lawn, at the bottom of which we had our
own gardens and where there was a summer-house. I remember sitting in
the schoolroom next to Chérie while, with a large knitting needle, she
pointed out the words _pain_ and _vin_ written large in a copy-book, with
a picture of a bottle of red wine and a picture of a piece of bread, to
show what the words meant, while Margaret was copying out Clarence’s
dream in a copy-book and murmuring something about skulls, and all the
time through the window framed with clematis came the sound, the magic
sound of the mowing-machine, the noise of bees, and a smell of summer,
tea-roses and of hayfields.

On certain days of the week Mademoiselle Ida Henry used to come and give
us music lessons. Our house was saturated with an atmosphere of music.
My mother played the violin and was a fine concertina player, and almost
before I could walk I had violin lessons from no less a person than Mr.
Ries. Until I was three I was called _Strad_, and I think my mother
cherished the dream that I would be a violinist, but I showed no aptitude.

My first music lesson I received from Mademoiselle Ida over Stanley
Lucas’ music shop in Bond Street. I was alone in London with my mother
and father, one November, and I suppose about six. Mademoiselle Ida was
very encouraging, and—unduly, as it turned out—optimistic, and said:
“Il a des mains faites pour jouer le piano,” and soon my _morceau_ was
Diabelli’s duets. While I was learning Diabelli’s duets, Susan was
learning a Fantasia by Mozart, which I envied without malice. It had
one particular little run in it which I learnt to play with one finger.
One day I played this downstairs in the drawing-room. A few days later
Mademoiselle Ida came to luncheon, and my mother said: “Play that little
bar out of the Mozart to Mademoiselle Ida.” I was aghast, feeling
certain, and quite rightly, that Mademoiselle Ida would resent my having
encroached on a more advanced _morceau_, and indeed, as it became clear
to her what the bar in question was, she at once said: “Je ne veux pas
que tu te mêles des morceaux des autres.” That was what I had feared. My
mother was quite unconscious of the solecism that she was committing,
and pressed me to play it. Finally I hummed the tune, which satisfied
both parties.

I never liked music lessons then or ever afterwards, but I enjoyed
Mademoiselle Ida’s conversation and company almost more than anything.
Every word she ever said was treasured. One day she said to Mrs.
Christie: “Bonjour, Madame Christé. J’ai bien mal à la tête.” “Je suis
très fachée de le savoir, Mademoiselle Henri,” said Mrs. Christie in icy
tones, and this little dialogue was not destined ever to be forgotten by
any of us. We used often afterwards to enact the scene.

Elizabeth and Susan learnt the piano, and Margaret was taught the violin
by Herr Ludwig, a severe German master. John, my eldest brother, was an
accomplished pianist and organist; Everard, my third brother, played the
piccolo. Cecil sang, and my mother was always bewailing that he had not
learnt music at Eton, because his house-master said it would be more
useful for him to learn how to shoe a horse. This, alas! did not prove
to be the case, as he has seldom since had the opportunity of making use
of his skill as a blacksmith. The brothers were all at Eton when I first
went into the schoolroom, but they often used to visit us in the evening
at tea-time, and sometimes they used to listen when Chérie read aloud
after tea.

Echoes of the popular songs of the day reached both the nursery and the
schoolroom, and the first I can remember the tunes of are: “Pop goes
the Weasel,” which used to be sung to me in the nursery; “Tommy, make
room for your Uncle”; “My Grandfather’s Clock”; “Little Buttercup” from
_Pinafore_, which used to be played on a musical box; “Oh where and oh
where is my little wee Dog?” with its haunting refrain.

Later we used to sing in chorus and dancing a _pas de trois_, a song from
a Gaiety burlesque:

    “We’ll never come back any more, boys,
    We’ll never come back any more.”

And, later still, someone brought back to London for Christmas the
unforgettable tune of “Two Lovely Black Eyes,” which in after-life I
heard all over the world—on the lagoon of Venice and in the villages of
Mongolia.

One day after luncheon—on Sunday—John played the “Two Grenadiers” at the
pianoforte, and I remember the experience being thrilling, if a little
alarming, but a revelation, and a first introduction into the world of
music.




CHAPTER II

THE NURSERY AND THE SCHOOLROOM


Life was divided between London from January to August, then Devonshire
till after Christmas. In the nursery and the early part of the schoolroom
period we used to go to Coombe in the summer. Coombe seemed to be
inextricably interwoven with London and parallel to it; and I remember
dinner-parties happening, and a Hungarian band playing on the lawn,
unless I have dreamt that. But there came a time, I think I must have
been six or seven, when Coombe was sold, and we went there no more, and
life was confined to Membland and Charles Street. London in the winter,
and summer in Devonshire, with sometimes brief visits to Devonshire at
Easter and Whitsuntide, and brief visits to London in November, when my
father and mother went up by themselves.

It is not any false illusion or the glamour of the past that makes the
whole of that period of life until school-time was reached seem like
fairyland. I thought so at the time, and grown-up people who came to
Coombe and Membland felt, I think, that they had come to a place of rare
and radiant happiness.

But I will begin with London first.

This was the routine of life. We all had breakfast at nine downstairs. I
remember asking how old my father was, and the answer was fifty-three.
As he was born in 1828 and I was born in 1874, I must have been seven
years old at the time of this question. I always thought of my father as
fifty-three years old. My brothers John, Cecil, and Everard were at Eton
at Warre’s House, and Hugo was five years old and still in the nursery.

After breakfast, at about a quarter to ten, my father drove to the City,
and he never came home to luncheon except on Saturdays.

We went for a walk with Chérie, and after this lessons lasted from
eleven, I think, till two, in the schoolroom.

The schoolroom was a long room with three windows looking out on to the
street. There was a cottage pianoforte at an angle, and in the niche
of one of the windows a small table, where Chérie used to sit and read
the _Daily News_ in the morning. We each of us had a cupboard for our
toys, and there were some tall bookcases, containing all the schoolroom
books, Noel and Chapsal’s Grammar, and many comfortable, shabby books of
fairy-tales. We each of us had a black writing-desk, with a wooden seat
attached to it, in which we kept our copybooks, and at which we did our
work. A long table ran right down the middle of our room, where we did
our lessons, either when everyone did them together, collectively, with
Chérie, who sat at the head of the table, or with Mrs. Christie, who sat
at one side of the table at the farther end.

At two o’clock we all came down to luncheon, and as my mother was at home
to luncheon every day, stray people used to drop in, and that was a great
excitement, as the guests used to be discussed for hours afterwards in
the schoolroom.

Lady Dorothy Nevill, who lived in the same street, used often to come
to luncheon and make paper boats for me. She used also to shock me by
her frank expression of Tory principle, not to say prejudice, as we were
staunch Liberals, and Lady Dorothy used to say that Mr. Gladstone was a
dreadful man.

Mr. Alfred Montgomery was a luncheon visitor, and one day Bobby Spencer,
who was afterwards to be Margaret’s husband, was subjected to a rather
sharp schoolroom criticism owing to the height of his collars. I
sometimes used to embarrass Chérie by sudden interpellations. One day,
when she had refused a dish, I said: “Prends en, Chérie, toi qui es si
gourmande.” Another day at luncheon a visitor called Colonel Edgcumbe bet
my mother a pound there would be war with France within three years. I
expect he forgot the bet, but I never did. Another time my mother asked
Mademoiselle Ida what was the most difficult piece that existed for the
pianoforte, and Mademoiselle Ida said Liszt’s “Spinnelied.” My mother bet
her a pound she would learn it in a month’s time (and she did).

There were two courses at luncheon, some meat and a sweet, and then
cheese, and we were not allowed to have the sweet unless we had the meat
first, but we could always have two helpings if we liked. After luncheon
we went for another walk. At five there were more lessons, and then
schoolroom tea, presided over by Chérie, and after that various games and
occupations, and sometimes a visit to the drawing-room.

There were two drawing-rooms downstairs, a front drawing-room with three
windows looking out on to the street, and a back drawing-room at right
angles to it. The drawing-rooms had a faded green silk on the walls. Over
the chimney-piece there was a fine picture by Cuyp, which years later
I saw in a private house in the Bois de Boulogne. The room was full of
flowers and green Sèvres china. In the back drawing-room there was a
grand pianoforte and some bookcases, and beyond that a room called the
gilding-room, a kind of workshop where my mother did gilding. I only once
saw a part of the operation, which consisted of making size. Later on
this room became the organ room and was enlarged. The drawing-room led to
a small landing and a short staircase to the front hall. On the landing
wall there was an enormous picture of Venice, by Birket Foster, and from
this landing, when there was a dinner-party, we used to peer through the
banisters and watch the guests arriving. We were especially forbidden to
slide down the banisters, as my mother used to tell us that when she was
a little girl she had slid down the banisters and had a terrible fall
which had cut open her throat, so that when you put a spoon in her mouth
it came out again through her throat. When Hugo, the last of the family
to be told this story, heard it, he said, “Did you die?” And my mother
was obliged to say that she did not.

On the ground floor was a room looking out into the street, called the
library, but it only possessed two bookcases let into Louis XV. white
walls, and this led into the dining-room, beyond which was my father’s
dressing-room, where, when we were quite small, we would watch him shave
in the morning.

Dinner downstairs was at eight, and when we were small I was often
allowed to go down to the beginning of dinner and draw at the
dinner-table on a piece of paper, and the girls used to come down to
dessert, bringing an occupation such as needlework. We were always
supposed to have an occupation when we were downstairs, and I remember
Susan, being asked by Chérie what needlework she was going to take to the
dining-room, saying: “Mon bas, ma chemise, et ma petite wobe, Chéwie.”

On Saturday afternoons we often had a treat, and went to the German
Reed’s entertainment and Corney Grain, or to Maskelyne and Cook, and
Hengler’s Circus, and on Sundays we often went to the Zoo, or drove down
to Coombe when Coombe existed.

Lessons were in the hands of Chérie and Mrs. Christie. Chérie taught
me to read and write in French, French history out of Lamé Fleury, not
without arguments on my part to learn it from the bigger grown-up book of
Guizot, and French poetry. Every day began with a hideous ordeal called
“La Page d’Ecriture.” Chérie would write a phrase in enormous letters
in a beautiful copy-book handwriting on the top line of the copy-book,
and we had to copy the sentence on every other line, with a quill pen.
Mrs. Christie, besides struggling with my arithmetic, used to teach us
English literature, and make us learn passages from Shakespeare by heart,
which were quite unintelligible to me, and passages from Byron, Walter
Scott, Campbell, and Southey, and various pieces from the _Children’s
Garland_ and Macaulay’s _Lays of Ancient Rome_. I enjoyed the latter
whole-heartedly.

Sometimes Mrs. Christie and Chérie used to have conversations across the
children, as it were, during lessons. I remember Mrs. Christie saying to
Chérie while I was doing my lessons by Chérie’s side one day: “That child
will give you more trouble than all the others.”

I liked history lessons, especially Lamé Fleury’s French history and
mythology; and in Lamé Fleury’s French history the favourite chapter
was that beginning: “Jean II. dit le bon commença son règne par un
assassinat.” The first book I read with Mrs. Christie was called _Little
Willie_, and described the building of a house, an enchanting book. I
did not like any of the English poetry we read, not understanding how by
any stretch of the imagination it could be called poetry, as Shakespeare
blank verse seemed to be a complicated form of prose full of uncouth
words; what we learnt being Clarence’s dream, King Henry IV.’s battle
speeches, which made me most uncomfortable for Chérie’s sake by their
anti-French tone, and passages from _Childe Harold_, which I also found
difficult to understand. The only poems I remember liking, which were
revealed by Mrs. Christie, were Milton’s _L’Allegro_ and _Penseroso_,
which I copied out in a book as soon as I could write. One day she read
me out Gray’s _Elegy_ and I was greatly impressed. “That is,” she said,
“the most beautiful Elegy in the language.” “Is it the most beautiful
poem in the language?” I asked, rather disappointed at the qualification,
and hankering for an absolute judgment. “It’s the most beautiful _Elegy_
in the language,” she said, and I had to be content with that.

I don’t want to give the impression that we, any of us, disliked Mrs.
Christie’s lessons in English literature. On the contrary, we enjoyed
them, and I am grateful for them till this day. She taught us nothing
soppy nor second-rate. The piece of her repertoire I most enjoyed, almost
best, was a fable by Gay called “The Fox at the Point of Death.” She
was always willing to explain things, and took for granted that when we
didn’t ask we knew. This was not always the case. One of the pieces I
learnt by heart was Shelley’s “Arethusa,” the sound of which fascinated
me. But I had not the remotest idea that it was about a river. The poem
begins, as it will be remembered:

    “Arethusa arose
    From her couch of snows
    In the Acroceraunian mountains.”

For years I thought “Acroceraunian” was a kind of pin-cushion.

Mrs. Christie had a passion for Sir Walter Scott and for the Waverley
Novels. “You can’t help,” she said, “liking any King of England that
Sir Walter Scott has written about.” She instilled into us a longing to
read Sir Walter Scott by promising that we should read them when we were
older. One of the most interesting discussions to me was that between
Chérie and Mrs. Christie as to what English books the girls should be
allowed to read in the country. Mrs. Christie told, to illustrate a
point, the following story. A French lady had once come across a French
translation of an English novel, and seeing it was an English novel had
at once given it to her daughter to read, as she said, of course, any
English novel was fit for the _jeune personne_. The novel was called _Les
Papillons de Nuit_. “And what do you think that was?” said Mrs. Christie.
“_Moths_, by Ouida!”

The first poem that really moved me was not shown me by Mrs. Christie,
but by Mantle, the maid who looked after the girls. It was Mrs. Hemans’:
“Oh, call my Brother back to me, I cannot play alone.” This poem made
me sob. I still think it is a beautiful and profoundly moving poem.
Besides English, Mrs. Christie used to teach us Latin. I had my first
Latin lesson the day after my eighth birthday. This is how it began:
“Supposing,” said Mrs. Christie, “you knocked at the door and the person
inside said, ‘Who’s there?’ What would you say?” I thought a little, and
then half-unconsciously said, “I.” “Then,” said Mrs. Christie, “that
shows you have a natural gift for grammar.” She explained that I ought
reasonably to have said “Me.” Why I said “I,” I cannot think. I had no
notion what her question was aiming at, and I feel certain I should have
said “Me” in real life. The good grammar was quite unintentional.

As for arithmetic, it was an unmixed pain, and there was an arithmetic
book called _Ibbister_ which represented to me the final expression
of what was loathsome. One day in a passion with Chérie I searched my
mind for the most scathing insult I could think of, and then cried out,
“Vieille Ibbister.”

I learnt to read very quickly, in French first. In the nursery Grace and
Annie read me _Grimm’s Fairy Tales_ till they were hoarse, and as soon as
I could read myself I devoured any book of fairy-tales within reach, and
a great many other books; but I was not precocious in reading, and found
grown-up books impossible to understand. One of my favourite books later
was _The Crofton Boys_, which Mrs. Christie gave me on 6th November 1883,
as a “prize for successful card-playing.” It is very difficult for me to
understand now how a child could have enjoyed the intensely sermonising
tone of this book, but I certainly did enjoy it.

I remember another book called _Romance_, or _Chivalry and Romance_.
In it there was a story of a damsel who was really a fairy, and a bad
fairy at that, who went into a cathedral in the guise of a beautiful
princess, and when the bell rang at the Elevation of the Host, changed
into her true shape and vanished. I consulted Mrs. Christie as to what
the Elevation of the Host meant, and she gave me a clear account of what
Transubstantiation meant, and she told me about Henry VIII., the Defender
of the Faith, and the Reformation, and made no comment on the truth or
untruth of the dogma. Transubstantiation seemed to me the most natural
thing in the world, as it always does to children, and I privately made
up my mind that on that point the Reformers must have been mistaken. One
day Chérie said for every _devoir_ I did, and for every time I wasn’t
naughty, I should be given a counter, and if I got twenty counters in
three days I should get a prize. I got the twenty counters and sallied
off to Hatchard’s to get the prize. I chose a book called _The Prince of
the Hundred Soups_ because of its cover. It was by Vernon Lee, an Italian
puppet-show in narrative, about a Doge who had to eat a particular kind
of soup every day for a hundred days. It is a delightful story, and I
revelled in it. On the title-page it was said that the book was by the
author of _Belcaro_. I resolved to get _Belcaro_ some day; _Belcaro_
sounded a most promising name, rich in possible romance and adventure,
and I saved up my money for the purpose. When, after weeks, I had amassed
the necessary six shillings, I went back to Hatchard’s and bought
_Belcaro_. Alas, it was an æsthetic treatise of the stiffest and driest
and most grown-up kind. Years afterwards I told Vernon Lee this story,
and she promised to write me another story instead of _Belcaro_, like
_The Prince of the Hundred Soups_. The first book I read to myself was
_Alice in Wonderland_, which John gave to me. Another book I remember
enjoying very much was _The King of the Golden River_, by Ruskin.

I enjoyed my French lessons infinitely more than my English ones. French
poetry seemed to be the real thing, quite different from the prosaic
English blank verse, except La Fontaine’s _Fables_, which, although
sometimes amusing, seemed to be almost as prosy as Shakespeare. They
had to be learnt by heart, nevertheless. They seemed to be in the same
relation to other poems, Victor Hugo’s “Napoléon II.” and “Dans L’Alcove
sombre,” which I thought quite enchanting, as meat was to pudding at
luncheon, and I was not allowed to indulge in poetry until I had done
my fable, but not without much argument. I sometimes overbore Chérie’s
will, but she more often got her way by saying: “Tu as toujours voulu
écrire avec un stylo avant de savoir écrire avec une plume.” I learnt a
great many French poems by heart, and made sometimes startling use of the
vocabulary. One day at luncheon I said to Chérie before the assembled
company: “Chérie, comme ton front est nubile!” the word _nubile_ having
been applied by the poet, Casimir de la Vigne, to Joan of Arc.

The first French poem which really fired my imagination was a passage
from _Les Enfants d’Édouard_, a play by the same poet, in which one
of the little princes tells a dream, which Margaret used to recite
in bloodcurdling tones, and his brother, the Duke of York, answers
lyrically something about the sunset on the Thames.[1] Those lines fired
my imagination as nothing else did. We once acted a scene from this
play, Margaret and I playing the two brothers, and Susan the tearful and
widowed queen and mother, and Hugo as a beefeater, who had to bawl at the
top of his voice: “Reine, retirez-vous!” when the queen’s sobs became
excessive, and indeed in Susan’s rendering there was nothing wanting in
the way of sobs, as she was a facile weeper, and Margaret used to call
her “Madame la Pluie.” Indeed there was a legend in the schoolroom that
the decline of Louis XIV., King of France, moved her to tears, and being
asked why she was crying, she sobbed out the words: “la vieillesse du
grand Woi.”

As far back as I remember we used to act plays in French. The first one
performed in the back drawing-room in Charles Street was called _Comme
on fait son lit on se couche_, and I played some part in it which I
afterwards almost regretted, as whenever a visitor came to luncheon I
was asked to say a particular phrase out of it, and generally refused.
This was not either from obstinacy or naughtiness; it was simply to
spare my mother humiliation. I was sure grown-up people could not help
thinking the performance inadequate and trifling. I was simply covered
with prospective shame and wished to spare them the same feeling. One
day, when a Frenchman, Monsieur de Jaucourt, came to luncheon, I refused
to say the sentence in question, in spite of the most tempting bribes,
simply for that reason. I was hot with shame at thinking what Monsieur de
Jaucourt—he a Frenchman, too—would think of something so inadequate. And
this shows how impossible it is for grown-up people to put themselves in
children’s shoes and to divine their motives. If only children knew, it
didn’t matter what they said!

Another dramatic performance was a scene from Victor Hugo’s drama,
_Angelo_, in which Margaret, dressed in a crimson velvet cloak bordered
with gold braid, declaimed a speech of Angelo Podesta of Padua, about
the Council of Ten at Venice, while Susan, dressed in pink satin and
lace, sat silent and attentive, looking meek in the part of the Venetian
courtesan.

All this happened during early years in London.

Mademoiselle Ida used to enliven lessons with news from the outside
world, discussions of books and concerts, and especially of other
artists. One day when I was sitting at my slate with Mrs. Christie,
she was discussing English spelling, and saying how difficult it was.
Mrs. Christie rashly said that I could spell very well, upon which
Mademoiselle Ida said to me, “You would spell ‘which’ double u i c h,
wouldn’t you?” And I, anxious to oblige, said, “Yes.” This was a bitter
humiliation.

Besides music lessons we had drawing lessons, first from a Miss
Van Sturmer. Later we had lessons from Mr. Nathaniel Green, a
water-colourist, who taught us perspective. One year I drew the
schoolroom clock, which Mr. Jump used to come to wind once a week, as a
present for my mother on her birthday, the 18th of June.

Sometimes I shared my mother’s lesson in water-colours. Mr. Green used to
say he liked my washes, as they were warm. He used to put his brush in
his mouth, which I considered dangerous, and he sometimes used a colour
called Antwerp blue, which I thought was a pity, as it was supposed to
fade. I was passionately fond of drawing, and drew both indoors and
out of doors on every possible opportunity, and constantly illustrated
various episodes in our life, or books that were being read out at the
time. I took an immense interest in my mother’s painting, especially in
the colours: Rubens madder, cyanine, aureoline, green oxide of chromium,
transparent—all seemed to be magic names. The draughtsman of the family
was Elizabeth. None of my brothers drew. Elizabeth used to paint a bust
of Clytie in oils, and sometimes she went as far as life-size portraits.
Besides this, she was an excellent caricaturist, and used to illustrate
the main episodes of our family life in a little sketch-book.

Lessons, on the whole, used to pass off peacefully. I don’t think we
were ever naughty with Mrs. Christie, although Elizabeth and Margaret
used often to rock with laughter at some private joke of their own
during their lessons, but with Chérie we were often naughty. The usual
punishment was to be _privé de pudding_. When the currant and raspberry
tart came round at luncheon we used to refuse it, and my mother used to
press it on us, not knowing that we had been _privé_. Sometimes, too, we
had to write out three tenses of the verb _aimer_, and on one occasion
I refused to do it. It was a Saturday afternoon; there was a treat
impending, and I was told I would not be allowed to go unless I copied
out the tenses, but I remained firm throughout luncheon. Finally, at
the end of luncheon I capitulated in a flood of tears and accepted the
loan of my mother’s gold pencil-case and scribbled _J’aime, tu aimes, il
aime_, etc., on a piece of writing-paper.

In the drawing-room we were not often naughty, but we were sometimes, and
tried the grown-ups at moments beyond endurance. My mother said that she
had had to whip us all except Hugo. I was whipped three times. Before the
operation my mother always took off her rings.

Upstairs, Margaret and Elizabeth used sometimes to fight, and Susan would
join in the fray, inspired by the impulse of the moment. She was liable
to these sudden impulses, and on one occasion—she was very small—when she
was looking on at a review of volunteers, when the guns suddenly fired,
she stood up in the carriage and boxed everyone’s ears.

Not long ago we found an old mark-book which belonged to this epoch
of schoolroom life, and in it was the following entry in Chérie’s
handwriting: “Elizabeth et Marguerite se sont battues, Suzanne s’est
jetée sur le pauvre petit Maurice.” Whenever Margaret saw that I was on
the verge of tears she used to say that I made a special face, which
meant I was getting ready to cry, and she called this _la première
position_; when the corners of the mouth went down, and the first snuffle
was heard, she called it _la seconde position_; and when tears actually
came, it was _la troisième position_. Nearly always the mention of _la
première position_ averted tears altogether.

On Monday evenings in London my mother used to go regularly to the Monday
Pops at St. James’s Hall, and on Saturday afternoon also. Dinner was
at seven on Mondays, and we used to go down to it, and watch my mother
cut up a leg of chicken and fill it with mustard and pepper and cayenne
pepper to make a devil for supper. Margaret was sometimes taken to the
Monday Pop, as she was supposed to like it, but the others were seldom
taken, in case, my mother used to say, “You say when you are grown up
that you were dragged to concerts, and get to dislike them.” The result
was a feverish longing to go to the Monday Pop. I don’t remember going to
the Monday Pop until I was grown up, but I know that I always wanted to
go. I was taken to the Saturday Pop sometimes, and the first one I went
to was on 8th November 1879. I was five years old. This was the programme:

    QUARTET, E FLAT                                     _Mendelssohn_
            MME NORMAN NERUDA, RIES, ZERBINI, PIATTI.

    SONG                 “O Swallow, Swallow”                _Piatti_
                              MR. SANTLEY.
                  Violoncello obbligato, SIGNOR PIATTI.

    SONATA, C SHARP MINOR     “Moonlight”                 _Beethoven_
                             MLLE JANOTHA.

    SONATA IN F MAJOR FOR PIANOFORTE AND VIOLIN, NO. 9       _Mozart_
                  MLLE JANOTHA AND MME NORMAN NERUDA.

    SONG                   “The Erl King”                  _Schubert_
                            MR. SANTLEY.

    TRIO IN C MAJOR                                           _Haydn_
               MLLE JANOTHA, MME NORMAN NERUDA, SIGNOR PIATTI.

Every winter we were taken to the pantomime by Lord Antrim, and the
pantomimes I remember seeing were _Mother Goose_, _Robinson Crusoe_,
_Sinbad the Sailor_, _Aladdin_, and _Cinderella_, in which the funny
parts were played by Herbert Campbell and Harry Nicholls, and the
Princess sometimes by the incomparably graceful dancer, Kate Vaughan.

I also remember the first Gilbert and Sullivan operas. _Pinafore_ I was
too young for; but I saw the _Children’s Pinafore_, which was played by
children. _Patience_ and _Iolanthe_ and _Princess Ida_ I saw when they
were first produced at the Savoy.

Irving and Ellen Terry we never saw till I went to school, as Irving’s
acting in Shakespeare made my father angry. When he saw him play Romeo,
he was heard to mutter the whole time: “Remove that man from the stage.”

Then there were children’s parties. Strangely enough, I only remember one
of these, so I don’t expect I enjoyed them. But I remember a children’s
garden party at Marlborough House, and the exquisite beauty, the grace,
and the fairy-tale-like welcome of the Princess of Wales.

Two of the great days for the children in London were Valentine’s Day, on
the eve of which we each of us sent the whole of the rest of the family
Valentines, cushioned and scented Valentines with silken fringes; and
the 1st of April, when Susan was always made an April fool, the best one
being one of Chérie’s, who sent her to look in the schoolroom for _Les
Mémoires de Jonas dans la baleine_. She searched conscientiously, but in
vain, for this interesting book.

On one occasion, on the Prince of Wales’ wedding-day, in March, the whole
family were invited to a children’s ball at Marlborough House. The girls’
frocks were a subject of daily discussion for weeks beforehand, and other
governesses used to come and discuss the matter. They were white frocks,
and when they were ready they were found to be a failure, for some
reason, and they had to be made all over again at another dressmaker’s,
called Mrs. Mason. It was on this occasion that Chérie made a memorable
utterance and said: “Les pointes de Madame Mason sont incomparables,” as
Elizabeth had for the first time risen to the dignity of a _pointe_ (the
end of the pointed “bodies” of the fashions of that day). It was doubtful
whether the new frocks would be ready in time. There was a momentous
discussion as to whether they were to wear black stockings or not.
Finally the frocks arrived, and we were dressed and were all marshalled
downstairs ready to start. My father in knee-breeches and myself in a
black velvet suit, black velvet breeches, and a white waistcoat. I was
told to be careful to remember to kiss the Princess of Wales’ hand.

I can just remember the ballroom, but none of the grown-up
people—nothing, in fact, except a vague crowd of tulle skirts.

One night there was a ball, or rather a small dance, in Charles Street,
and I was allowed to come down after going to bed all day. People shook
their heads over this, and said I was being spoilt, to Chérie, but Chérie
said: “Cet enfant n’est pas gâté mais il se fait gâter.”

The dance led off with a quadrille, in which I and my father both took
part. After having carefully learnt the _pas chassé_ at dancing lessons,
I was rather shocked to find this elegant glide was not observed by the
quadrille dancers.

All this was the delightful epoch of the ’eighties, when the shop windows
were full of photographs of the professional beauties, and bands played
tunes from the new Gilbert and Sullivan in the early morning in the
streets, and people rode in Rotten Row in the evening, and Chérie used to
rush us across the road to get a glimpse of Mrs. Langtry or the Princess
of Wales.

Dancing lessons played an important part in our lives. Our first dancing
instructor was the famous ex-ballerina, Madame Taglioni, a graceful old
lady with grey curls, who held a class at Lady Granville’s house in
Carlton House Terrace. It was there I had my first dancing lesson and
learnt the Tarantelle, a dance with a tambourine, which I have always
found effective, if not useful, in later life. Then Madame Taglioni’s
class came to an end, and there was a class at Lady Ashburton’s at Bath
House, which was suddenly put a stop to owing to the rough and wild
behaviour of the boys, myself among them. Finally we had a class in our
own house, supervised by a strict lady in black silk, who taught us the
_pas chassé_, the five positions, the valse, the polka, and the Lancers.

Another event was Mrs. Christie’s lottery, which was held once a year
at her house at Kentish Town. All her pupils came, and everyone won a
prize in the lottery. One year I won a stuffed duck. After tea we acted
charades. On the way back we used to pass several railway bridges, and
Chérie, producing a gold pencil, used to say: “Par la vertu de ma petite
baguette,” she would make a train pass. It was perhaps a rash boast, but
it was always successful.

We used to drive to Mrs. Christie’s in a coach, an enormous carriage
driven by Maisy, the coachman, who wore a white wig. It was only used
when the whole family had to be transported somewhere.

Another incident of London life was Mademoiselle Ida’s pupils’ concert,
which happened in the summer. I performed twice at it, I think, but never
a solo. A duet with Mademoiselle Ida playing the bass, and whispering:
“Gare au dièse, gare au bémol,” in my ear. What we enjoyed most about
this was waiting in what was called the artists’ room, and drinking
raspberry vinegar.

But the crowning bliss of London life was Hamilton Gardens, where we used
to meet other children and play flags in the summer evenings.

This was the scene of wild enjoyment, not untinged with romance, for
there the future beauties of England were all at play in their lovely
teens. We were given tickets for concerts at the Albert Hall and
elsewhere in the afternoon, but I remember that often when Hugo and I
were given the choice of going to a concert or playing in the nursery,
we sometimes chose to play. But I do remember hearing Patti sing “Coming
thro’ the Rye” at the Guildhall, and Albani and Santley on several
occasions.

But what we enjoyed most of all was finding some broken and derelict
toy, and inventing a special game for it. Once in a cupboard in the back
drawing-room I came across some old toys which had belonged to John and
Cecil, and must have been there for years. Among other things there was
an engine in perfectly good repair, with a little cone like the end of a
cigar which you put inside the engine under the funnel. You then lit it
and smoke came out, and the engine moved automatically. This seemed too
miraculous for inquiry, and I still wonder how and why it happened. Then
the toy was unaccountably lost, and I never discovered the secret of this
mysterious and wonderful engine.

During all this time there were two worlds of which one gradually became
conscious: the inside world and the outside world. The centre of the
inside world, like the sun to the solar system, was, of course, our
father and mother (Papa and Mamma), the dispenser of everything, the
source of all enjoyment, and the final court of appeal, recourse to which
was often threatened in disputes.

Next came Chérie, then my mother’s maid, Dimmock, then Sheppy,
the housekeeper, who had white grapes, cake, and other treats in
the housekeeper’s room. She was a fervent Salvationist and wore a
Salvationist bonnet, and when my father got violent and shouted out loud
ejaculations, she used to coo softly in a deprecating tone.

Then there was Monsieur Butat, the cook, who used to appear in white
after breakfast when my father ordered dinner; Deacon, his servant, was
the source of all worldly wisdom and experience, and recommended brown
billycock hats in preference to black ones, because they did not fade in
the sea air; Harriet, the housemaid, who used to bring a cup of tea in
the early morning to my mother’s bedroom, and Frank the footman. I can’t
remember a butler in London, but I suppose there was one; but if it was
the same one we had in the country, it was Mr. Watson.

Dimmock, or D., as we used to call her, played a great part in my early
life, because when I came up to London or went down to the country alone
with my father and mother she used to have sole charge of me, and I slept
in her room. One day, during one of these autumnal visits to London, I
was given an umbrella with a skeleton’s head on it. This came back in
dreams to me with terrific effect, and for several nights running I ran
down from the top to the bottom of the house in terror. The umbrella was
taken away. I used to love these visits to London when half the house
was shut up, and there was no one there except my father and mother
and D., and we used to live in the library downstairs. There used to
be long and almost daily expeditions to shops because Christmas was
coming, as D. used to chant to me every morning, and the Christmas-tree
shopping had to be done. D. and I used to buy all the materials for the
Christmas-tree—the candles, the glass balls, and the fairy to stand at
the top of it—in a shop in the Edgware Road called Eagle. I used to have
dinner in the housekeeper’s room with Sheppy, and spent most of my time
in D.’s working-room. One day she gave me a large piece of red plush, and
I had something sewn round it, and called it _Red Conscience_. Never did
a present make me more happy; I treated it as something half sacred, like
a Mussulman’s mat.

On one occasion D. and I went to a matinée at St. James’s Theatre to see
_A Scrap of Paper_, played by Mr. and Mrs. Kendal. This year I read the
play (it was translated from Sardou’s _Pattes de Mouche_) for the first
time, and I found I could recollect every scene of the play, and Mrs.
Kendal’s expression and intonation.

Another time Madame Neruda, who was a great friend of my mother’s, whom
we saw constantly, gave me two tickets for a ballad concert at which
she was playing. The policeman was told to take me into the artists’
room during the interval. D. was to take me, but for some reason she
thought the concert was in the evening, and it turned out to be in the
afternoon; so as a compensation my father sent us to an operetta called
_Falka_, in which Miss Violet Cameron sang. I enjoyed it more than any
concert. The next day Madame Neruda came to luncheon and heard all about
the misadventure. “And did you enjoy your operetta?” she asked. “Yes,” I
said, with enthusiasm. “Say, not as much as you would have enjoyed the
ballad concert,” said my mother. But I didn’t feel so sure about that.

I used to do lessons with Mrs. Christie, and have music lessons from
Mademoiselle Ida, and in the afternoon I often used to go out shopping in
the carriage with my mother, or for a walk with D. But I will tell more
about her later when I describe Membland.

The girls had a maid who looked after them called Rawlinson, and she and
the nursery made up the rest of the inside world in London.

In the outside world the first person of importance I remember was
Grandmamma, my mother’s mother, Lady Elizabeth Bulteel, who used to paint
exquisite pictures for the children like the pictures on china, and play
songs for us on the pianoforte. She often came to luncheon, and used to
bring toys to be raffled for, and make us, at the end of luncheon, sing a
song which ran:

    “A pie sat on a pear tree,
    And once so merrily hopped she,
    And twice so merrily hopped she,
    Three times so merrily hopped she,”

Each singer held a glass in his hand. When the song had got thus far,
everyone drained their glass, and the person who finished first had to
say the last line of the verse, which was:

    “Ya-he, ya-ho, ya-ho.”

And the person who said it first, won.

Everything about Grandmamma was soft and exquisite: her touch on the
piano and her delicate manipulation of the painting-brush. She lived
in Green Street, a house I remember as the perfection of comfort and
cultivated dignity. There were amusing drawing-tables with tiles,
pencils, painting-brushes; chintz chairs and books and music; a smell of
potpourri and lavender water; miniatures in glass tables, pretty china,
and finished water-colours.

In November 1880—this is one of the few dates I can place—we were in
London, my father and mother and myself, and Grandmamma was not well.
She must have been over eighty, I think. Every day I used to go to
Green Street with my mother and spend the whole morning illuminating a
text. I was told Grandmamma was very ill, and had to take the nastiest
medicines, and was being so good about it. I was sometimes taken in to
see her. One day I finished the text, and it was given to Grandmamma.
That evening when I was having my tea, my father and mother came into the
dining-room and told me Grandmamma was dead. The text I had finished was
buried with her.

The next day at luncheon I asked my mother to sing “A pie sat on a pear
tree,” as usual. It was the daily ritual of luncheon. She said she
couldn’t do “Hopped she,” as we called it, any longer now that Grandmamma
was not there.

Another thing Grandmamma had always done at luncheon was to break a thin
water biscuit into two halves, so that one half looked like a crescent
moon; and I said to my mother, “We shan’t be able to break biscuits like
that any more.”




CHAPTER III

MEMBLAND


To mention any of the other people of the outside world at once brings
me to Membland, because the outside world was intimately connected with
that place. Membland was a large, square, Jacobean house, white brick,
green shutters and ivy, with some modern gabled rough-cast additions and
a tower, about twelve miles from Plymouth and ten miles from the station
Ivy Bridge.

On the north side of the house there was a gravel yard, on the south side
a long, sweeping, sloping lawn, then a ha-ha, a field beyond this and
rookery which was called the Grove.

When you went through the front hall you came into a large billiard-room
in which there was a staircase leading to a gallery going round the room
and to the bedrooms. The billiard-room was high and there were no rooms
over the billiard-room proper—but beyond the billiard-table the room
extended into a lower section, culminating in a semicircle of windows in
which there was a large double writing-table.

Later, under the staircase, there was an organ, and the pipes of the
great organ were on the wall.

There was a drawing-room full of chintz chairs, books, potpourri, a grand
pianoforte, and two writing-tables; a dining-room looking south; a floor
of guests’ rooms; a bachelors’ passage in the wing; a schoolroom on the
ground floor looking north, with a little dark room full of rubbish next
to it, which was called the _Cabinet Noir_, and where we were sent when
we were naughty; and a nursery floor over the guests’ rooms.

From the northern side of the house you could see the hills of Dartmoor.
In the west there was a mass of tall trees, Scotch firs, stone-pines, and
ashes.

There was a large kitchen garden at some distance from the house on a
hill and enclosed by walls.

Our routine of life was much the same as it was in London, except that
the children had breakfast in the schoolroom at nine, as the grown-ups
did not have breakfast till later.

Then came lessons, a walk, or play in the garden, further lessons,
luncheon at two, a walk or an expedition, lessons from five till six, and
then tea and games or reading aloud afterwards. One of the chief items
of lessons was the _Dictée_, in which we all took part, and even Everard
from Eton used to come and join in this sometimes.

Elizabeth won a kind of inglorious glory one day by making thirteen
mistakes in her _dictée_, which was the record—a record never beaten by
any one of us before or since; and the words _treize fautes_ used often
to be hurled at her head in moments of stress.

After tea Chérie used to read out books to the girls, and I was allowed
to listen, although I was supposed to be too young to understand, and
indeed I was. Nevertheless, I found the experience thrilling; and there
are many book incidents which have remained for ever in my mind, absorbed
during these readings, although I cannot always place them. I recollect
a wonderful book called _L’Homme de Neige_, and many passages from
Alexandre Dumas.

Sometimes Chérie would read out to me, especially stories from the
_Cabinet des Fées_, or better still, tell stories of her own invention.
There was one story in which many animals took part, and one of the
characters was a partridge who used to go out just before the shooting
season with a telescope under his wing to see whether things were safe.
Chérie always used to say this was the creation she was proudest of.
Another story was called _Le Prince Muguet et Princesse Myosotis_, which
my mother had printed. I wrote a different story on the same theme
and inspired by Chérie’s story when I grew up. But I enjoyed Chérie’s
recollections of her childhood as much as her stories, and I could listen
for ever to the tales of her _grand-mère sévere_ who made her pick thorny
juniper to make gin, or the story of a lady who had only one gown, a
yellow one, and who every day used to ask her maid what the weather was
like, and if the maid said it was fine, she would say, “Eh bien, je
mettrai ma robe jaune,” and if it was rainy she would likewise say, “Je
mettrai ma robe jaune.” Poor Chérie used to be made to repeat this story
and others like it in season and out of season.

She would describe Paris until I felt I knew every street, and landscapes
in Normandy and other parts of France. The dream of my life was to go to
Paris and see the Boulevards and the Invalides and the Arc de Triomphe,
and above all, the Champs Elysées.

Chérie had also a repertory of French songs which she used to teach us.
One was the melancholy story of a little cabin-boy:

    “Je ne suis qu’un petit mousse
      A bord d’un vaisseau royal,
    Je vais partout où le vent me pousse,
      Nord ou midi cela m’est égale.
    Car d’une mère et d’un père
      Je n’ai jamais connu l’amour.”

Another one, less pathetic but more sentimental, was:

    “Pourquoi tous les jours, Madeleine,
      Vas-tu au bord du ruisseau?
    Ce n’est pas, car je l’espère,
      Pour te regarder dans l’eau,
    ‘Mais si,’ répond Madeleine,
      Baissant ses beaux yeux d’ébêne.
    Je n’y vais pour autre raison.”

I forget the rest, but it said that she looked into the stream to see
whether it was true, as people said, that she was beautiful—“pour voir si
gent ne ment pas”—and came back satisfied that it was true.

But best of all I liked the ballad:

    “En revenant des noces j’étais si fatiguée
      Au bord d’un ruisseau je me suis reposée,
    L’eau était si claire que je me suis baignée,
      Avec une feuille de chêne je me suis essuyée,
    Sur la plus haute branche un rossignol chantait,
      Chante, beau rossignol, si tu as le cœur gai,
    Pour un bouton de rose mon ami s’est fâché,
      Je voudrais que la rose fût encore au rosier,”

or words to that effect.

Besides these she taught us all the French singing games: “Savez-vous
planter les choux?” “Sur le pont d’Avignon,” and “Qu’est qui passe ici si
tard, Compagnons de la Marjolaine?” We used to sing and dance these up
and down the passage outside the schoolroom after tea.

Round about Membland were several nests of relations. Six miles off was
my mother’s old home Flete, where the Mildmays lived. Uncle Bingham
Mildmay married my mother’s sister, Aunt Georgie, and bought Flete;
the house, which was old, was said to be falling to pieces, so it was
rebuilt, more or less on the old lines, with some of the old structure
left intact.

At Pamflete, three miles off, lived my mother’s brother, Uncle Johnny
Bulteel, with his wife, Aunt Effie, and thirteen children.

And in the village of Yealmpton, three miles off, also lived my
great-aunt Jane who had a sister called Aunt Sister, who, whenever she
heard carriage wheels in the drive, used to get under the bed, such was
her disinclination to receive guests. I cannot remember Aunt Sister,
but I remember Aunt Jane and Uncle Willie Harris, who was either her
brother or her husband. He had been present at the battle of Waterloo as
a drummer-boy at the age of fifteen. But Aunt Sister’s characteristics
had descended to other members of the family, and my mother used to say
that when she and her sister were girls my Aunt Georgie had offered her a
pound if she would receive some guests instead of herself.

On Sundays we used to go to church at a little church in Noss Mayo until
my father built a new church, which is there now.

The service was long, beginning at eleven and lasting till almost one.
There was morning prayer, the Litany, the Ante-Communion service, and a
long sermon preached by the rector, a charming old man called Mr. Roe,
who was not, I fear, a compelling preacher.

When we went to church I was given a picture-book when I was small to
read during the sermon, a book with sacred pictures in colours. I was
terribly ashamed of this. I would sooner have died than be seen in the
pew with this book. It was a large picture-book. So I used every Sunday
to lose or hide it just before the service, and find it again afterwards.
On Sunday evenings we used sometimes to sing hymns in the schoolroom. The
words of the hymns were a great puzzle. For instance, in the hymn, “Thy
will be done,” the following verse occurs—I punctuate it as I understood
it, reading it, that is to say, according to the tune—

    “Renew my will from day to day,
    Blend it with Thine, and take away.
    All _that_ now makes it hard to say
        Thy will be done.”

I thought the blending and the subsequent taking away of what was blent
was a kind of trial of faith.

After tea, instead of being read to, we used sometimes to play a
delightful round game with counters, called _Le Nain Jaune_.

Any number of people could play at it, and I especially remember Susan
triumphantly playing the winning card and saying:

“Le bon Valet, la bonne Dame, le bon Woi. Je wecommence.”

In September or October, Chérie would go for her holidays. I cannot
remember if she went every year, but we had no one instead of her, and
she left behind her a series of holiday tasks.

During one of her absences my Aunt M’aimée, another sister of my
mother’s, came to stay with us. Aunt M’aimée was married to Uncle Henry
Ponsonby, the Queen’s Private Secretary. He came, too, and with them
their daughter Betty. Betty had a craze at that time for Sarah Bernhardt,
and gave a fine imitation of her as Doña Sol in the last act of
_Hernani_. It was decided we should act this whole scene, with Margaret
as Hernani and Aunt M’aimée reading the part of Ruy Gomez, who appears in
a domino and mask.

Never had I experienced anything more thrilling. I used to lie on the
floor during the rehearsals, and soon I knew the whole act by heart. I
thought Betty the greatest genius that ever lived.

When Chérie came back she was rather surprised and not altogether pleased
to find I knew the whole of the last act of _Hernani_ by heart. She
thought this a little too exciting and grown-up for me, and even for
Margaret, but none the less she let me perform the part of Doña Sol one
evening after tea in my mother’s bedroom, dressed in a white frock, with
Susan in a riding-habit playing the sinister figure of Ruy Gomez. I can
see Chérie now, sitting behind a screen, book in hand to prompt me, and
shaking with laughter as I piped out in a tremulous and lisping treble
the passionate words:

    “Il vaudrait mieuxzaller (which I made all one word) au tigre même
    Arracher ses petits qu’à moi celui que j’aime.”

Chérie’s return from her holidays was one of the most exciting of events,
for she would bring back with her a mass of toys from Giroux and the
_Paradis des Enfants_, and a flood of stories about the people and
places and plays she had seen, and the food she had eaten.

One year she brought me back a theatre of puppets. It was called Théâtre
français. It had a white proscenium, three scenes and an interior, a
Moorish garden by moonlight, and a forest, and a quantity of small
puppets suspended by stiff wires and dressed in silk and satin. There was
a harlequin, a columbine, a king, a queen, many princesses, a villain
scowling beneath black eyebrows, an executioner with a mask, peasants,
pastry-cooks, and soldiers with halberds, who would have done honour to
the Papal Guard at the Vatican, and some heavily moustached gendarmes.
This theatre was a source of ecstasy, and innumerable dramas used to be
performed in it. Chérie used also to bring back some delicious cakes
called _nonnettes_, a kind of gingerbread with icing on the top, rolled
up in a long paper cylinder.

She also brought baskets of bonbons from Boissier, the kind of basket
which had several floors of different kinds of bonbons, fondants on the
top in their white frills, then caramels, then chocolates, then fruits
confits. All these things confirmed one’s idea that there could be no
place like Paris.

In 1878, when I was four years old, another brother was born, Rupert,
in August, but he died in October of the same year. He was buried in
Revelstoke Church, a church not used any more, and then in ruins except
for one aisle, which was roofed in, and provided with pews. It nestled
by the seashore, right down on the rocks, grey and covered with ivy,
and surrounded by quaint tombstones that seemed to have been scattered
haphazard in the thick grass and the nettles.

I think it was about the same time that one evening I was playing in my
godmother’s room, that I fell into the fire, and my little white frock
was ablaze and my back badly burnt. I remember being taken up to the
nursery and having my back rubbed with potatoes, and thinking that part,
and the excitement and sympathy shown, and the interest created, great
fun.

All this was before Hugo was in the schoolroom, but in all my sharper
memories of Membland days he plays a prominent part. We, of course,
shared the night nursery, and we soon invented games together, some of
which were distracting, not to say maddening, to grown-up people. One was
an imaginary language in which even the word “Yes” was a trisyllable,
namely: “Sheepartee,” and the word for “No” was even longer and more
complicated, namely: “Quiliquinino.” We used to talk this language, which
was called “Sheepartee,” and which consisted of unmitigated gibberish,
for hours in the nursery, till Hilly, Grace, and Annie could bear it no
longer, and Everard came up one evening and told us the language must
stop or we should be whipped.

The language stopped, but a game grew out of it, which was most
complicated, and lasted for years even after we went to school. The game
was called “Spankaboo.” It consisted of telling and acting the story of
an imaginary continent in which we knew the countries, the towns, the
government, and the leading people. These countries were generally at
war with one another. Lady Spankaboo was a prominent lady at the Court
of Doodahn. She was a charming character, not beautiful nor clever, and
sometimes a little bit foolish, but most good-natured and easily taken
in. Her husband, Lord Spankaboo, was a country gentleman, and they had no
children. She wore red velvet in the evening, and she was _bien vue_ at
Court.

There were hundreds of characters in the game. They increased as the
story grew. It could be played out of doors, where all the larger trees
in the garden were forts belonging to the various countries, or indoors,
but it was chiefly played in the garden, or after we went to bed. Then
Hugo would say: “Let’s play Spankaboo,” and I would go straight on with
the latest events, interrupting the narrative every now and then by
saying: “Now, you be Lady Spankaboo,” or whoever the character on the
stage might be for the moment, “and I’ll be So-and-so.” Everything that
happened to us and everything we read was brought into the game—history,
geography, the ancient Romans, the Greeks, the French; but it was a
realistic game, and there were no fairies in it and nothing in the least
frightening. As it was a night game, this was just as well.

Hugo was big for his age, with powerful lungs, and after luncheon he
used to sing a song called “Apples no more,” with immense effect. Hugo
was once told the following riddle: “Why can’t an engine-driver sit
down?”—to which the answer is, “Because he has a tender behind.” He asked
this to my mother at luncheon the next day, and when nobody could guess
it, he said: “Because he has a soft behind.” There was a groom in the
stables who had rather a Japanese cast of face, and we used to call him
_le Japonnais._ One day Hugo went and stood in front of him and said to
him: “You’re the Japonais.” On another occasion when Hugo was learning
to conjugate the auxiliary verb _être_, Chérie urged him to add a
substantive after “Je suis,” to show he knew what he was doing. “Je suis
une plume,” said Hugo.

We were constantly in D.’s room and used to play sad tricks on her. She
rashly told us one day that her brother Jim had once taken her to a fair
at Wallington and had there shown her a Punch’s face, in gutta-percha, on
the wall. “Go and touch his nose,” had said Jim. She did so, and the face
being charged with electricity gave her a shock.

This story fired our imagination and we resolved to follow Jim’s example.
We got a galvanic battery, how and where, I forget, the kind which
consists of a small box with a large magnet in it, and a handle which you
turn, the patient holding two small cylinders. We persuaded D. to hold
the cylinders, and then we made the current as strong as possible and
turned the handle with all our might. Poor D. screamed and tears poured
down her cheeks, but we did not stop, and she could not leave go because
the current contracts the fingers; we went on and on till she was rescued
by someone else.

Another person we used to play tricks on was M. Butat, the cook, and one
day Hugo and I, to his great indignation, threw a dirty mop into his
stock-pot.

A great ally in the house was the housekeeper, Mrs. Tudgay. Every day at
eleven she would have two little baskets ready for us, which contained
biscuits, raisins and almonds, two little cakes, and perhaps a tangerine
orange.

To the outside world Mrs. Tudgay was rather alarming. She had a calm,
crystal, cold manner; she was thin, reserved, rather sallow, and had
a clear, quiet, precise way of saying scathing and deadly things to
those whom she disliked. Once when Elizabeth was grown up and married
and happened to be staying with us, Mrs. Tudgay said to her: “You’re an
expense to his Lordship.” Once when she engaged an under-housemaid she
said: “She shall be called—nothing—and get £15 a year.” But for children
she had no terrors. She was devoted to us, bore anything, did anything,
and guarded our effects and belongings with the vigilance of a sleepless
hound. She had formerly been maid to the Duchess of San Marino in Italy,
and she had a fund of stories about Italy, a scrap-book full of Italian
pictures and photographs, and a silver cross containing a relic of the
True Cross given her by Pope Pius IX. We very often spent the evening in
the housekeeper’s room, and played Long Whist with Mrs. Tudgay, D., Mr.
Deacon, and John’s servant, Mr. Thompson.

When, in the morning, we were exhausted from playing forts and Spankaboo
in the garden, we used to leap through Mrs. Tudgay’s window into the
housekeeper’s room, which was on the ground floor and looked out on to
the garden, and demand refreshment, and Mrs. Tudgay used to bring two
wine glasses of ginger wine and some biscuits.

Sometimes we used to go for picnics with Mrs. Tudgay, D., Hilly, and the
other servants. We started out in the morning and took luncheon with us,
which was eaten at one of the many keepers’ houses on the coast, some
of which had a room kept for expeditions, and then spent the afternoon
paddling on the rocks and picking shells and anemones. We never bathed,
as there was not a single beach on my father’s estate where it was
possible. It was far too rocky. Mrs. Tudgay had a small and ineffectual
Pomeranian black dog called Albo, who used to be taken on these
expeditions. Looking back on these, I wonder at the quantity of food D.
and Mrs. Tudgay used to allow us to eat. Hugo and I thought nothing of
eating a whole lobster apiece, besides cold beef and apple tart.

Sometimes we all went expeditions with my mother. Then there used to be
sketching, and certainly more moderation in the way of food.

Membland was close to the sea. My father made a ten-mile drive along the
cliffs so that you could drive from the house one way, make a complete
circle, and come back following the seacoast all the way to the river
Yealm, on one side of which was the village of Newton Ferrers and on the
other the village of Noss Mayo. Both villages straggled down the slopes
of a steep hill. Noss Mayo had many white-washed and straw-thatched
cottages and some new cottages of Devonshire stone built by my father,
with slate roofs, but not ugly or aggressive. Down the slopes of Noss
there were fields and orchards, and here and there a straw-thatched
cottage. They were both fishing villages, the Yealm lying beneath them, a
muddy stretch at low tide and a brimming river at high tide. Newton had
an old grey Devonshire church with a tower at the west end. At Noss my
father built a church exactly the same in pattern of Devonshire stone.
You could not have wished for a prettier village than Noss, and it had,
as my mother used to say: “a little foreign look about it.”

At different points of this long road round the cliffs, which in the
summer were a blaze of yellow gorse, there were various keepers’
cottages, as I have said. From one you looked straight on to the sea from
the top of the cliff. Another was hidden low down among orchards and not
far from the old ruined church of Revelstoke. A third, called Battery
Cottage, was built near the emplacement of an old battery and looked out
on to the Mewstone towards Plymouth Sound and Ram Head. The making of
this road and the building of the church were two great events. Pieces of
the cliff had to be blasted with dynamite, which was under the direction
of a cheery workman called Mr. Yapsley, during the road-making, and the
building of the church which was in the hands of Mr. Crosbie, the Clerk
of the Works, whom we were devoted to, entailed a host of interesting
side-issues. One of these was the carving which was done by Mr. Harry
Hems of Exeter. He carved the bench-ends, and on one of them was a sea
battle in which a member of the Bulteel family, whom we took to be Uncle
Johnny, was seen hurling a stone from a mast’s crows’ nest in a sailing
ship, on to a serpent which writhed in the waves. Hugo and I both sat for
cherubs’ heads, which were carved in stone on the reredos. There were
some stained-glass windows and a hand-blown organ on which John used to
play on Sundays when it was ready.

The church was consecrated by the Bishop of Exeter, Bishop Temple.

Hugo and I learned to ride first on a docile beast called Emma, who, when
she became too lethargic, was relegated to a little cart which used to be
driven by all of us, and then on a Dartmoor pony called the Giant, and
finally on a pony called Emma Jane.

The coachman’s name was Bilky. He was a perfect Devonshire character. His
admiration for my brothers was unbounded. He used to talk of them one
after the other, afraid if he had praised one, he had not praised the
others enough. My brother Everard, whom we always called the “Imp,” he
said was as strong as a lion and as nimble as a bee. “They have rightly,
sir, named you the Himp,” one of the servants said to him one day.

During all these years we had extraordinarily few illnesses. Hugo once
had whooping-cough at London, and I was put in the same room so as to
have it at the same time, and although I was longing to catch it, as Hugo
was rioting in presents and delicacies as well as whoops, my constitution
was obstinately impervious to infection.

We often had colds, entailing doses of spirits of nitre, linseed
poultices, and sometimes even a mustard poultice, but I never remember
anything more serious. Every now and then Hilly thought it necessary to
dose us with castor-oil, and the struggles that took place when Hilly
used to arrive with a large spoon, saying, as every Nanny I have ever
known says: “Now, take it!” were indescribable. I recollect five people
being necessary one day to hold me down before the castor-oil could
be got down my throat. We had a charming comfortable country doctor
called Doctor Atkins, who used to drive over in a dog-cart, muffled in
wraps, and produce a stethoscope out of his hat. He was so genial and
comfortable that one began to feel better directly he felt one’s pulse.

When we first went to Membland the post used to be brought by a postman
who walked every day on foot from Ivy Bridge, ten miles off. He had a
watch the size of a turnip, and the stamps at that time were the dark red
ones with the Queen’s head on them. Later the post came in a cart from
Plympton, and finally from Plymouth.

In the autumn, visitors used to begin to arrive for the covert shooting,
which was good and picturesque, the pheasants flying high in the steep
woods on the banks of the Yealm, and during the autumn months the nearing
approach of Christmas cast an aura of excitement over life. The first
question was: Would there be a Christmas tree? During all the early years
there was one regularly.

After the November interval in London, which I have already described,
the serious business of getting the tree ready began. It was a large
tree, and stood in a square green box.

The first I remember was placed in the drawing-room, the next in the
dining-room, the next in the billiard-room, and after that they were
always in the covered-in tennis court, which had been built in the
meanwhile. The decoration of the tree was under the management of D. The
excitement when the tree was brought into the house or the tennis court
for the first time was terrific, and Mr. Ellis, the house-carpenter, who
always wore carpet shoes, climbed up a ladder and affixed the silver
fairy to the top of the tree. Then reels of wire were brought out,
scissors, boxes of crackers, boxes of coloured candles, glass-balls,
clips for candles, and a quantity of little toys.

Hugo and I were not allowed to do much. Nearly everything we did was
said to be wrong. The presents were, of course, kept a secret and were
done up in parcels, and not brought into the room until the afternoon of
Christmas Eve.

The Christmas tree was lit on Christmas Eve after tea. The ritual was
always the same. Hugo and I ran backwards and forwards with the servants’
presents. The maids were given theirs first,—they consisted of stuff for
a gown done up in a parcel,—then Mrs. Tudgay, D., and the upper servants.
One year Mrs. Tudgay had a work-basket.

Then the guests were given their presents, and we gave our presents and
received our own. The presents we gave were things we had made ourselves:
kettle-holders, leather slippers worked in silk for my father, and
the girls sometimes made a woollen waistcoat or a comforter. Chérie
always had a nice present for my mother, which we were allowed to see
beforehand, and she always used to say: “N’y touchez pas, la fraîcheur en
fait la beauté.”

Our presents were what we had put down beforehand in a list of “Christmas
Wants”—a horse and cart, a painting-box, or a stylograph pen.

The house used to be full at Christmas. My father’s brothers, Uncle Tom
and Uncle Bob, used to be there. Madame Neruda I remember as a Christmas
visitor. Godfrey Webb wrote the following lines about Christmas at
Membland:

             CHRISTMAS AT MEMBLAND

    “Who says that happiness is far to seek?
    Here have I passed a happy Christmas week.
    Christmas at Membland—all was bright and gay,
    Without one shadow till this final day,
    When Mrs. Baring said, ‘Before you go
    You must write something in the book, you know.’
    I must write something—that’s all very well,
    But what to write about I cannot tell.
    Where shall I look for help?—it must be found,
    If I survey this Christmas party round.
    There’s Ned himself, our most delightful host,
    Or Mrs. Baring, she could help me most,
    The Uncles too, if I their time might rob.
    Shall I ask Tom? or try my luck with Bob?
    Madame Neruda, ah, would she begin,
    We’d write the story of a violin,
    And tell how first the inspiration came
    Which took the world by storm and gave her fame.
    There’s Harry Bourke, with him I can’t go wrong,
    Could I but write the words he’d sing the song.
    So sung, my verse would haply win a smile
    From his bright beauty of the sister Isle,
    Who comes prepared her country’s pride to save,
    For every Saxon is at once her slave;
    But no, I must not for assistance look,
    So, Mrs. Baring, you must keep your book
    For cleverer pens and I no more will trouble you,
    But just remain your baffled bard.”

                                       G. W. (1879).

Mr. Webb was a great feature in the children’s life of many families.
With his beady, bird-like eye and his impassive face he made jokes so
quietly that you overheard them rather than heard them. One day out
shooting on a steep hill in Newton Wood, in which there were woodcock
and dangerous shots, my father said to him, “You take the middle drive,
Godfrey; it’s safer, _medio tutissimus_.” “Is there any chance of an
_Ibis_?” Mr. Webb asked quietly. Another time, he went out duck-shooting.
He was asked afterwards whether he had shot many. “Not even a _Mallard
imaginaire_,” was his answer.

Another Christmas event was the French play we used to act under the
stage management of Chérie.

When I was six I played the part of an old man with a bald forehead and
white tufts of hair in a play called _Le Maître d’Ecole_, and I remember
playing the part of Nicole in scenes from the _Bourgeois Gentilhomme_ at
Christmas in 1883, and an old witch called Mathurine in a play called _Le
Talisman_ in January 1884.

One of our most ambitious efforts was a play called _La Grammaire_, by
Labiche: it proved too ambitious, and never got further than a dress
rehearsal in the schoolroom. In this play, Elizabeth had the part of the
heroine, and had to be elegantly dressed; she borrowed a grown-up gown,
and had her hair done up, but she took such a long time preening herself
that she missed her cue, which was: “L’ange la voici!” It was spoken by
Margaret, who had a man’s part.

“L’ange la voici!” said Margaret in ringing tones, but no _ange_
appeared. “L’ange la voici!” repeated Margaret, with still greater
emphasis, but still no _ange_; finally, not without malice, Margaret
almost shouted, “L’ange la voici!” and at last Elizabeth tripped blushing
on to the stage with the final touches of her toilette still a little
uncertain. In the same play, Susan played the part of a red-nosed
horse-coper, dressed in a grey-tailed coat, called _Machut_.

Another source of joy in Membland life was the yacht, the _Waterwitch_,
which in the summer months used to sail as soon as the Cowes Regatta
was over, down to the Yealm River. The _Waterwitch_ was a schooner of
150 tons; it had one large cabin where one had one’s meals, my mother’s
cabin aft, a cabin for my father, and three spare cabins. The name of the
first captain was Goomes, but he was afterwards replaced by Bletchington.
Goomes was employed later by the German Emperor. He had a knack of always
getting into rows during races, and even on other occasions.

One day there was a regatta going on on the Yealm River; the gig of the
_Waterwitch_ was to race the gig of another yacht. They had to go round
a buoy. For some reason, I was in the _Waterwitch’s_ gig when the race
started, sitting in the stern next to Goomes, who was steering. All went
well at first, but when the boats were going round the buoy they fouled,
and Goomes and the skipper of the rival gig were soon engaged in a
hand-to-hand combat, and beating each other hard with the steering-lines.
My father and the rest of the family were watching the race on board the
yacht. I think I was about six or seven. My father shouted at the top of
his voice, “Come back, come back,” but to no avail, as Goomes and the
other skipper were fighting like two dogs, and the boats were almost
capsizing. I think Goomes won the fight and the race. I remember enjoying
it all heartily, but not so my father on board the yacht.

Bletchington was a much milder person and, besides being a beautiful
sailor, one of the gentlest and most beautiful-mannered mariners I have
ever met. He was invariably optimistic, and always said there was a nice
breeze. This sometimes tempted the girls, who were bad sailors, to go
out sailing, but they always regretted it and used to come back saying,
“How foolish we were to be taken in!” Hugo and I were good sailors and
enjoyed the yacht more than anything. John was an expert in the handling
of a yacht, but the “Imp” nearly died of sea-sickness if ever he ventured
on board.

Captain Bletchington taught Hugo and myself a song in Fiji language. It
ran like this:

    “Tang a rang a chicky nee, picky-nicky wooa,
    Tarra iddy ucky chucky chingo.”

Which meant:

    “All up and down the river they did go;
    The King and Queen of Otahiti.”

I think what we enjoyed most of all were games of Hide-and-seek on
board. One day one of the sailors hid us by reefing us up in a sail in
the sail-room, a hiding-place which baffled everyone. The _Waterwitch_
was a fast vessel, and won the schooners’ race round the Isle of Wight
one year and only narrowly missed winning the Queen’s Cup. The story
of this race used to be told us over and over again by D., and used to
be enacted by Hugo and me on our toy yachts or with pieces of cork in
the sink. This is what happened. Another schooner, the _Cetonia_, had
to allow the _Waterwitch_ five minutes, but the _Waterwitch_ had to
allow the _Sleuthhound_, a cutter, twenty-five minutes. D. was watching
from the shore, and my mother was watching from the R.Y.S. Club. The
_Cetonia_ came in first, but a minute or two later the _Waterwitch_
sailed in before the five minutes’ allowance was up. Then twenty minutes
of dreadful suspense rolled by, twenty-three minutes, and during the
last two minutes, as D. dramatically said, “That ’orrid _Sleuthhound_
sailed round the corner and won the race.” Hugo and I felt we could never
forgive the owner of the _Sleuthhound_.

Besides the _Waterwitch_ there was a little steam launch called the
_Wasp_ which used to take us in to Plymouth, and John had a sailing-boat
of his own.




CHAPTER IV

MEMBLAND


In the summer holidays of 1883 Mr. Warre came to stay with us. John,
Cecil, and Everard were at his house at Eton. Cecil was to read with him
during the holidays. Cecil was far the cleverest one of the family and a
classical scholar.

Mr. Warre was pleased to find I was interested in the stories of the
Greek heroes, but pained because I only knew their names in French,
speaking of Thesée, Medée, and Egée. The truth being that I did not know
how to pronounce their names in English, as I had learnt all about them
from Chérie. Chérie said that Mr. Warre had “une tête bien equilibrée.”
We performed _Les Enfants d’Édouard_ before him.

The following Christmas, Mr. Warre sent Hugo a magnificent book
illustrating the song “Apples no more,” with water-colour drawings done
by his daughter; and he sent me Church’s _Stories from Homer_, with this
Latin inscription at the beginning of it:

    MAURICIO BARING
    JAM AB INEUNTE AETATE
    VETERUM FAUTORI
    ANTIQUITATIS STUDIOSO
    MAEONII CARMINIS ARGUMENTA
    ANGLICE ENUCLEATA
    STRENIÂ PROPITIÂ
    MITTIT
    EDMUNDUS WARRE
    KAL. JAN.
    MDCCCLXXXIII.

Nobody in the house knew what the Latin word _streniâ_ meant, not even
Walter Durnford, who was then an Eton master and destined to be the house
tutor of Hugo and myself later. But Chérie at once said it meant the
feast of the New Year. The scholars were puzzled and could not conceive
how she had known this. The French word _étrennes_ had given her the clue.

The whole of my childhood was a succession of crazes for one thing after
another: the first one, before I was three, was a craze for swans, then
came trains, then chess, then carpentry, then organs and organ-building.
My mother played chess, and directly I learnt the game I used to make all
the visitors play with me. My mother used to say that she had once bet my
Aunt Effie she would beat her twenty-one games running, giving her a pawn
every time. She won twenty games and was winning the twenty-first, late
one night after dinner, when my father said they had played long enough,
and must go to bed, which of course they refused to do. He then upset the
board, and my mother said she had never been so angry in her life; she
had bent back his little finger and had, she hoped, really hurt him.

I can remember playing chess and beating Admiral Glyn, who came over from
Plymouth. His ship was the _Agincourt_, a large four-funnelled ironclad.
One day we had luncheon on board, and my father was chaffed for an
unforgettable solecism, namely, for having smoked on the quarter-deck.

Another craze was history. Chérie gave the girls a most interesting
historical task, which was called doing _Le Siècle de Péricles_ and _Le
Siècle de Louis XIV._, or whose-ever the century might be.

You wrote on one side of a copy-book the chief events and dates of the
century in question, and on the other side short biographies of the
famous men who adorned it, with comments on their deeds or works. I
implored to be allowed to do this, and in a large sprawling handwriting
I struggled with _Le Siècle de Péricles_, making up for my want of
penmanship by the passionate admiration I felt for the great men of the
past. My _History of the World_ was the opposite to that of Mr. H. G.
Wells!

Somebody gave me an American _History of the World_, a large flat book
which told the histories of all the countries of the world in the form
of a pictured chart, the countries being represented by long, narrow
belts or strips, so that you could follow the destinies of the various
Empires running parallel to each other and see the smaller countries
being absorbed by the greater. The whole book was printed on a long,
large, glazed linen sheet, which you could pull out all at one time if
you had a room long enough and an unencumbered door. You could also turn
over the doubly folded leaves. That was the more convenient way, although
you did not get the full effect. This book was a mine of interest. It
had pictures of every kind of side-issue and by-event, such as the Seven
Wonders of the World, the Coliseum, pictures of crusaders, and portraits
of famous men.

About the same time a friend of Cecil’s, Claud Lambton, gave me an
historical atlas which was also a great treat. Lessons continued with
Chérie, and I used to learn passages of Racine (“Le Récit de Theramène”)
and of Boileau (“La Mollesse,” from the _Lutrin_) by heart, and “Les
Imprécations de Camille.” I also read a good deal by myself, but mostly
fairy-tales, although there were one or two grown-up books I read and
liked. The book I remember liking best of all was a novel called _Too
Strange not to be True_, by Lady Georgiana Fullerton, which my mother
read out to my cousin, Bessie Bulteel. I thought this a wonderful book; I
painted illustrations for it, making a picture of every character.

There was another book which I read to myself and liked, if anything,
still better. I found it in Everard’s bedroom. It was a yellow-backed
novel, and it had on the cover the picture of a dwarf letting off a
pistol. It was called the _Siege of Castle Something_ and it was by—that
is the question, who was it by? I would give anything to know. The name
of the author seemed to me at the time quite familiar, that is to say, a
name one had heard people talk about, like Trollope or Whyte-Melville.
The story was that of an impecunious family who led a gay life in London
at a suburban house called the Robber’s Cave, at the beginning of the
nineteenth century. They were always in debt, and finally, to escape
bailiffs, they shut themselves up in a castle on the seacoast, where
they were safe unless a bailiff should succeed in entering the house,
and present the writ to one of the debtors in person. The bailiffs tried
every expedient to force a way into the castle, one of them dressing up
as an old dowager who was a friend of the family, and driving up to the
castle in a custard-coloured carriage. But the inmates of the house were
wily, and they had a mechanical device by which coloured billiard balls
appeared on the frieze of the drawing-room and warned them when a bailiff
was in the offing.

One day when they had a visitor to tea, a billiard ball suddenly made a
clicking noise round the frieze. “What is that for?” asked the interested
guest. “That,” said the host, with great presence of mind, “is a signal
that a ship is in sight.” As tea went on, a perfect plethora of billiard
balls of different colours appeared in the frieze. “There must be a great
many ships in sight to-day,” said the guest. “A great many,” answered the
host.

Whether a bailiff ever got into the house I don’t know. The picture
on the cover seems to indicate that he did. The book was in Everard’s
cupboard for years, and then, “suddenly, as rare things will, it
vanished.” I never have been able to find it again, although I have never
stopped looking for it. Once I thought I had run it to earth. I once met
at the Vice-Provost’s house at Eton a man who was an expert lion-hunter
and who seemed to have read every English novel that had ever been
published. I described him the book. He had read it. He remembered the
picture on the cover and the story, but, alas! he could recall neither
its name nor that of the author.

In French _Les Malheurs de Sophie_, _Les Mémoires d’un Âne_, _Sans
Famille_, were the first early favourites, and then the numerous
illustrated works of Jules Verne.

Walter Scott’s novels used to be held before us like an alluring bait.
“When you are nine years old you shall read _The Talisman_.” Even the
order in which Scott was to be read was discussed. _The Talisman_
first, and then _Ivanhoe_, and then _Quentin Durward_, _Woodstock_ and
_Kenilworth_, _Rob Roy_ and _Guy Mannering_.

The reading of the Waverley Novels was a divine, far-off event, to which
all one’s life seemed to be slowly moving, and as soon as I was nine my
mother read out _The Talisman_ to me. The girls had read all Walter Scott
except, of course, _The Heart of Midlothian_, which was not, as they
said, for the J.P. (_jeune personne_) and (but why not, I don’t know)
_Peveril of the Peak_. They also read Miss Yonge’s domestic epics. There
I never followed them, except for reading _The Little Duke_, _The Lances
of Lynwood_, and the historical romance of _The Chaplet of Pearls_, which
seemed to me thrilling.

I believe children absorb more _Kultur_ from the stray grown-up
conversation they hear than they learn from books. At luncheon one
heard the grown-up people discussing books and Chérie talking of new
French novels. Not a word of all this escaped my notice. I remember the
excitement when _John Inglesant_ was published and Marion Crawford’s _Mr.
Isaacs_ and, just before I went to school, _Treasure Island_.

But besides the books of the day, one absorbed a mass of tradition. My
father had an inexhaustible memory, and he would quote to himself when
he was in the train, and at any moment of stress and emotion a muttered
quotation would rise to his lips, often of the most incongruous kind.
Sometimes it was a snatch of a hymn of Heber’s, sometimes a lyric
of Byron’s, sometimes an epitaph of Pope’s, some lines of Dryden or
Churchill, or a bit of Shakespeare.

One little poem he was fond of quoting was:

    “Mrs. Gill is very ill
      And nothing can improve her,
    Unless she sees the Tuileries
      And waddles round the Louvre.”

I believe it is by Hook.[2] I remember one twilight at the end of a long
train journey, when Papa, muffled in a large ulster, kept on saying:

    “False, fleeting, perjured Clarence,
    That stabbed me in the field by Tewkesbury,”

and then Byron’s “I saw thee weep,” and when it came to

    “It could not match the living rays that filled that glance of thine,”

there were tears in his eyes. Then after a pause he broke into Cowper’s
hymn, “Hark my soul,” and I heard him whispering:

    “Can a woman’s tender care
    Cease towards the child she bare?
    Yes, she may forgetful be,
    Yet will I remember thee.”

But besides quotations from the poets he knew innumerable tags, epitaphs,
epigrams, which used to come out on occasions: Sidney Smith’s receipt
for a salad; Miss Fanshawe’s riddle, “’Twas whispered in heaven, ’twas
muttered in hell”; and many other poems of this nature.

My father spoke French and German and Spanish. He knew many of Schiller’s
poems by heart. Soon after he was married, he bet my mother a hundred
pounds that she would not learn Schiller’s poem “Die Glocke” by heart. My
mother did not know German. The feat was accomplished, but the question
was how was he to be got to hear her repeat the poem, for, whenever she
began he merely groaned and said, “Don’t, don’t.” One day they were in
Paris and had to drive somewhere, a long drive into the suburbs which
was to take an hour or more, and my mother began, “Fest gemauert in der
Erde,” and nothing would stop her till she came to the end. She won her
hundred pounds. And when my father’s silver wedding came about, in 1886,
he was given a silver bell with some lines of the “Glocke” inscribed on
it.

Mrs. Christie was decidedly of the opinion that we ought to learn
German, and so were my father and mother, but German so soon after
the Franco-Prussian War was a sore subject in the house owing to
Chérie, who cried when the idea of learning German was broached, and I
remember one day hearing my mother tell Mrs. Christie that she simply
couldn’t do it. So much did I sympathise with Chérie that I tore out a
picture of Bismarck from a handsome illustrated volume dealing with the
Franco-Prussian War—an act of sympathy that Chérie never forgot. So my
father and mother sadly resigned themselves, and it was settled we were
not to learn German. I heard a great deal about German poetry all the
same, and one of the outstanding points in the treasury of traditions
that I amassed from listening to what my father and mother said was
that Goethe was a great poet. I knew the story of _Faust_ from a large
illustrated edition of that work which used to lie about at Coombe.

But perhaps the most clearly defined of all the traditions that we
absorbed were those relating to the actors and the singers of the past,
especially to the singers. My father was no great idolater of the past in
the matter of acting, and he told me once that he imagined Macready and
the actors of his time to have been ranters.

It was French acting he preferred—the art of Got, Delaunay, and
Coquelin—although Fechter was spoken of with enthusiasm, and many of the
English comedians, the Wigans, Mrs. Keeley, Sam Sothern, Buckstone. The
Bancrofts and Hare and Mrs. Kendal he admired enormously, and Toole made
him shake with laughter.

At a play he either groaned if he disliked the acting or shook with
laughter if amused, or cried if he was moved. Irving made him groan as
Romeo or Benedick, but he admired him in melodrama and character parts,
and as Shylock, while Ellen Terry melted him, and when he saw her play
_Macbeth_, he kept on murmuring, “The dear little child.” But it was the
musical traditions which were the more important—the old days of Italian
Opera, the last days of the _bel canto_—Mario and Grisi and, before them,
Ronconi and Rubini and Tamburini.

My mother was never tired of telling of Grisi flinging herself across
the door in the _Lucrezia Borgia_, dressed in a parure of turquoises,
and Mario singing with her the duet in the _Huguenots_. Mario, they
used to say, was a _real_ tenor, and had the right _méthode_. None of
the singers who came afterwards was allowed to be a real tenor. Jean de
Reszke was emphatically not a real tenor. None of the German school had
any _méthode_. I suppose Caruso would have been thought a real tenor, but
I doubt if his _méthode_ would have passed muster. There was one singer
who had no voice at all, but who was immensely admired and venerated
because of his _méthode_. I think his name was Signor Brizzi. He was a
singing-master, and I remember saying that I preferred a singer who had
just a little voice.

My father loathed modern German Opera. Mozart, Donizetti, Rossini, and
Verdi enchanted him, and my mother, steeped in classical music as she
was, preferred Italian operas to all others. Patti was given full marks
both for voice and _méthode_, and Trebelli, Albani, and Nilsson were
greatly admired. But Wagner was thought noisy, and _Faust_ and _Carmen_
alone of more modern operas really tolerated.

Sometimes my mother would teach me the accompaniments of the airs in
Donizetti’s _Lucrezia Borgia_, while she played on the concertina, and
she used always to say: “Do try and get the bass right.” The principle
was, and I believe it to be a sound one, that if the bass is right, the
treble will take care of itself. What she and my Aunt M’aimée called
playing with a _foolish_ bass was as bad as driving a pony with a loose
rein, which was for them another unpardonable sin.

On the French stage, tradition went back as far as Rachel, although my
mother never saw her, and I don’t think my father did; but Desclée was
said to be an incomparable artist, of the high-strung, nervous, delicate
type. The accounts of her remind one of Elenora Duse, whose acting
delighted my father when he saw her. “Est-elle jolie?” someone said of
Desclée. “Non, elle est pire.”

Another name which meant something definite to me was that of Fargeuil,
who I imagine was an intensely emotional actress with a wonderful charm
of expression and utterance. My father was never surprised at people
preferring the new to the old. He seemed to expect it, and when I once
told him later that I preferred Stevenson to Scott, a judgment I have
since revised and reversed, he was not in the least surprised, and said:
“Of course, it must be so; it is more modern.” But he was glad to find
I enjoyed Dickens, laughed at _Pickwick_, and thought _Vanity Fair_ an
interesting book, when I read these books later at school.

We were taken to see some good acting before I went to school. We saw
the last performances of _School_ and _Ours_ at the Haymarket with the
Bancrofts. My mother always spoke of Mrs. Bancroft as Marie Wilton: we
saw Hare in _The Colonel_ and the _Quiet Rubber_; Mrs. Kendal in the
_Ironmaster_, and Sarah Bernhardt in _Hernani_. She had left the Théâtre
français then, and was acting with her husband, M. Damala. This, of
course, was the greatest excitement of all, as I knew many passages of
the play, and the whole of the last act by heart. I can remember now
Sarah’s exquisite modulation of voice when she said:

    “Tout s’est éteint, flambeaux et musique de fête,
    Rien que la nuit et nous, félicité parfaite.”

The greatest theatrical treat of all was to go to the St. James’s
Theatre, because Mr. Hare was a great friend of the family and used to
come and stay at Membland, so that when we went to his theatre we used to
go behind the scenes. I saw several of his plays: Pinero’s _Hobby Horse_,
_Lady Clancarty_, and the first night of _As You Like It_. This was on
Saturday, 24th January 1885.

One night we were given the Queen’s box at Covent Garden by Aunt M’aimée,
and we went to the opera. It was _Aïda_.

We also saw Pasca in _La joie fait peur_, so that the tradition that my
sisters could hand on to their children was linked with a distant past.

When Mary Anderson first came to London we went to see her in the _Lady
of Lyons_, and never shall I forget her first entrance on the stage.
This was rendered the more impressive by an old lady with white hair
making an entrance just before Mary Anderson, and Cecil, who was with
us, pretending to think she was Mary Anderson, and saying with polite
resignation that she was a little less young than he had expected. When
Mary Anderson did appear, her beauty took our breath away; she was
dressed in an Empire gown with her hair done in a pinnacle, and she
looked like a picture of the Empress Josephine: radiant with youth, and
the kind of beauty that is beyond and above discussion; eyes like stars,
classic arms, a nobly modelled face, and matchless grace of carriage.
Next year we all went in a box to see her in _Pygmalion and Galatea_, a
play that I was never tired of reproducing afterwards on my toy theatre.

As I grew older, I remember going to one or two grown-up parties in
London. One was at Grosvenor House, a garden party, with, I think, a
bazaar going on. There was a red-coated band playing in the garden, and
my cousin, Betty Ponsonby, who was there, asked me to go and ask the
band to play a valse called “Jeunesse Dorée.” I did so, spoke to the
bandmaster, and walked to the other end of the lawn. To my surprise I
saw the whole band following me right across the lawn, and taking up
a new position at the place I had gone to. Whether they thought I had
meant they could not be heard where they were, I don’t know, but I was
considerably embarrassed; so, I think, was my cousin, Betty.

Another party I remember was at Stafford House. My mother was playing the
violin in an amateur ladies’ string-band, conducted by Lady Folkestone.
My cousin, Bessie Bulteel, had to accompany Madame Neruda in a violin
solo and pianoforte duet. The Princess of Wales and the three little
princesses were sitting in the front row on red velvet chairs. The
Princess of Wales in her orders and jewels seemed to me, and I am sure to
all the grown-up people as well, like the queen of a fairy-tale who had
strayed by chance into the world of mortals; she was different and more
graceful than anyone else there.

There is one kind of beauty which sends grown-up people into raptures,
but which children are quite blind to; but there is another and rarer
order of beauty which, while it amazes the grown-up and makes the old
cry, binds children with a spell. It is an order of beauty in which the
grace of every movement, the radiance of the smile, and the sure promise
of lasting youth in the cut of the face make you forget all other
attributes, however perfect.

Of such a kind was the grace and beauty of the Princess of Wales. She was
as lovely then as Queen Alexandra.

I was taken by my father in my black velvet suit. I was sitting on a
chair somewhere at the end of a row, and couldn’t see very well. One
of the little princesses smiled at me and beckoned to me, so I boldly
walked up and sat next to them, and the Princess of Wales then took me
on her knee, greatly to the surprise of my mother when she walked on to
the platform with the band. The audience was splendid and crowded with
jewelled beauties, and I remember one of the grown-ups asking another:
“Which do you admire most, Lady Clarendon or Lady Dudley?”

Another party I remember was an afternoon party at Sir Frederic
Leighton’s house, with music. Every year he gave this party, and every
year the same people were invited. The music was performed by the
greatest artists: Joachim, Madame Neruda, Piatti the violoncellist, and
the best pianists of the day, in a large Moorish room full of flowers.
It was the most intimate of concerts. The audience, which was quite
small, used to sit in groups round the pianoforte, and only in the more
leisurely London of the ’eighties could you have had such an exquisite
performance and so naturally cultivated, so unaffectedly musical an
audience. The Leighton party looked like a Du Maurier illustration.

When we were in London my father would sometimes come back on Saturday
afternoons with a present for one of us, not a toy, but something much
more rare and fascinating—a snuff-box that opened with a trick, or a bit
of china. These were kept for us by Chérie in a cupboard till we should
be older. One day he took out of a vitrine a tiny doll’s cup of dark blue
Sèvres which belonged to a large service and gave it me, and I have got
it now. But the present I enjoyed more than any I have ever received in
my life, except, perhaps, the fifty-shilling train, was one day when we
were walking down a path at Membland, he said: “This is your path; I give
it to you and the gate at the end.” It was the inclusion of the little
iron gate at the end which made that present poignantly perfect.

There was no end to my father’s generosity. His gifts were on a large
scale and reached far and wide. He used to collect Breguet watches; but
he did not keep them; he gave them away to people who he thought would
like one. He had a contempt for half measures, and liked people to do the
big thing on a large scale. “So-and-so,” he used to say, “has behaved
well.” That meant had been big and free-handed, and above small and mean
considerations. He liked the _best_: the old masters, a Turner landscape,
a Velasquez, a Watteau; good furniture, good china, good verse, and good
acting; Shakespeare, which he knew by heart, so if you went with him to
a play such as _Hamlet_, he could have prompted the players; Schiller,
Juvenal, Pope, and Dryden and Byron; the acting of the Comédie française,
and Ellen Terry’s diction and pathos. Tennyson was spoilt for him by the
mere existence of the “May Queen”; but when he saw a good modern thing,
he admired it. He said that Mrs. Patrick Campbell in her performance
of Mrs. Ebbsmith, which we went to the first night of, was a real
_Erscheinung_, and when all the pictures of Watts were exhibited together
at Burlington House he thought that massed performance was that of a
great man. He was no admirer of Burne-Jones, but the four pictures of the
“Briar Rose” struck him as great pictures.

He was quite uninsular, and understood the minds and the ways of
foreigners. He talked foreign languages not only easily, but naturally,
without effort or affectation, and native turns of expression delighted
him, such as a German saying, “Lieber Herr Oberkellner,” or, as I
remember, a Frenchman saying after a performance of a melodrama at a
Casino where the climax was rather tamely executed, “Ce coup de pistolet
était un peu mince.” And once I won his unqualified praise by putting
at the end of a letter, which I had written to my Italian master at
Florence, and which I had had to send _via_ the city in order to have
a money order enclosed with it, “Abbi la gentilezza di mandarmi un
biglettino.” This use of a diminutive went straight to my father’s heart.
Nothing amused him more than instances of John Bullishness; for instance,
a young man who once said to him at Contrexéville: “I hate abroad.”

He conformed naturally to the customs of other countries, and as he had
travelled all over the world, he was familiar with the mind and habit of
every part of Europe. He was completely unselfconscious, and was known
once when there was a ball going on in his own house at Charles Street to
have disappeared into his dressing-room, undressed, and walked in his
dressing-gown through the dining-room, where people were having supper,
with a bedroom candle in his hand to the back staircase to go up to his
bedroom. His warmth of heart was like a large generous fire, and the
people who warmed their hands at it were without number.

With all his comprehension of foreigners and their ways, he was intensely
English; and he was at home in every phase of English life, and nowhere
more so than pottering about farms and fields on his grey cob, saying:
“The whole of that fence must come down—every bit of it,” or playing
whist and saying about his partner, one of my aunts: “Good God, what a
fool the woman is!”

Whist reminds me of a painful episode. I have already said that I
learnt to play long whist in the housekeeper’s room. I was proud of my
knowledge, and asked to play one night after dinner at Membland with the
grown-ups. They played short whist. I got on all right at first, and then
out of anxiety I revoked. Presently my father and mother looked at each
other, and a mute dialogue took place between them, which said clearly:
“Has he revoked?” “Yes, he has.” They said nothing about it, and when the
rubber was over my father said: “The dear little boy played very nicely.”
But I minded their not knowing that I knew that they knew, almost as much
as having revoked. It was a bitter mortification—a real humiliation.
Later on when I was bigger and at school, the girls and I used to play
every night with my father, and our bad play, which never improved, made
him so impatient that we invented a code of signals saying, “Bêchez” when
we wanted spades to lead, and other words for the other suits.

A person whom we were always delighted to see come into the house was our
Uncle Johnny. When we were at school he always tipped us. If we were in
London he always suggested going to a play and taking all the stalls.

When we went out hunting with the Dartmoor foxhounds he always knew
exactly what the fox was going to do, and where it was going. And he
never bothered one at the Meet. I always thought the Meet spoilt the fun
of hunting. Every person one knew used to come up, say that either one’s
girths were too tight or one’s stirrups too long or too short, and set
about making some alteration. I was always a bad horseman, although far
better as a child than as a grown-up person. And I knew for certain that
if there was an open gate with a crowd going through it, my pony would
certainly make a dart through that crowd, the gate would be slammed and I
should not be able to prevent this happening, and there would be a chorus
of curses. But under the guidance of Uncle Johnny everything always went
well.

Whenever he came to Membland, the first thing he would do would be to sit
down and write a letter. He must have had a vast correspondence. Then he
would tell stories in Devonshire dialect which were inimitable.

There are some people who, directly they come into the room, not by
anything they say or do, not by any display of high spirits or effort to
amuse, make everything brighter and more lively and more gay, especially
for children, and Uncle Johnny was one of those. As the Bulteel family
lived close to us, we saw them very often. They all excelled at games
and at every kind of outdoor sport. The girls were fearless riders and
drivers and excellent cricketers. Cricket matches at Membland were
frequent in the summer. Many people used to drive from Plymouth to play
lawn-tennis at Pamflete, the Bulteels’ house.

We saw most of Bessie Bulteel, who was the eldest girl. She was a
brilliant pianist, with a fairylike touch and electric execution, and
her advent was the greatest treat of my childhood. She told thrilling
ghost stories, which were a fearful joy, but which made it impossible
for me to pass a certain piece of Italian furniture on the landing which
had a painted Triton on it. It looks a very harmless piece of furniture
now. I saw it not long ago in my brother Cecil’s house. It is a gilt
writing-table painted with varnished figures, nymphs and fauns, in the
Italian manner. The Triton sprawls on one side of it recumbent beside a
cool source. Nothing could be more peaceful or idyllic, but I remember
the time when I used to rush past it on the passage in blind terror.

A picturesque figure, as of another age, was my great-aunt, Lady
Georgiana Grey, who came to Membland once in my childhood. She was old
enough to have played the harp to Byron. She lived at Hampton Court and
played whist every night of her life, and sometimes went up to London to
the play when she was between eighty and ninety. She was not deaf, her
sight was undimmed, and she had a great contempt for people who were
afraid of draughts. She had a fine aptitude for flat contradiction, and
she was a verbal conservative, that is to say, she had a horror of modern
locutions and abbreviations, piano for pianoforte, balcŏny for balcōni,
cucumber for cowcumber, Montagu for Mountagu, soot for sut, yellow for
yallow.

She wore on her little finger an antique onyx ring with a pig engraved
on it, and I asked her to give it me. She said: “You shall have it when
you are older.” An hour later I went up to her room and said: “I am older
now. Can I have the ring?” She gave it me. Nobody ever sat at a table so
bolt upright as she did, and she lived to be ninety-nine. She came back
once to Membland after my sisters were married.

Perhaps the greatest excitement of all our Membland life was when the
whole of the Harbord family, our cousins, used to arrive for Christmas.
Our excitement knew no bounds when we knew they were coming, and Chérie
used to get so tired of hearing the Harbords quoted that I remember
her one day in the schoolroom in London opening the window, taking the
lamp to it and saying: “J’ouvre cette fenêtre pour éclairer la famille
Harbord.”

On rainy days at Membland there were two rare treats: one was to
play hide-and-seek all over the house; the other was to make toffee
and perhaps a gingerbread cake in the still-room. The toffee was the
ultra-sticky treacle kind, and the cake when finished and baked always
had a wet hole in the middle of it. Hugo and I used to spend a great deal
of time in Mr. Ellis’ carpenter’s shop. We had tool-boxes of our own, and
we sometimes made Christmas presents for our father and mother; but our
carpentry was a little too imaginative and rather faulty in execution.

Not far from Membland and about a mile from Pamflete there was a small
grey Queen Anne house called “Mothecombe.” It nestled on the coast among
orchards and quite close to the sandy beach of Mothecombe Bay, the only
sandy beach on our part of the South Devon coast. This house belonged to
the Mildmays, and we often met the Mildmay family when we went over there
for picnics.

Aunt Georgie Mildmay was not only an expert photographer, but she was
one of the first of those rare people who have had a real talent for
photography and achieved beautiful and artistic results with it, both in
portraits and landscapes.

Whenever Hugo and I used to go and see her in London at 46 Berkeley
Square, where she lived, she always gave us a pound, and never a holiday
passed without our visiting Aunt Georgie.

Mothecombe was often let or lent to friends in summer. One summer Lady
de Grey took it, and she came over to luncheon at Membland, a vision of
dazzling beauty, so that, as someone said, you saw green after looking at
her. It was like looking at the sun. The house was often taken by a great
friend of our family, Colonel Ellis, who used to spend the summer there
with his family, and he frequently stayed at Membland with us. I used to
look forward to going down to dinner when he was there, and listening to
his conversation. He was the most perfect of talkers, because he knew
what to say to people of all ages, besides having an unending flow of
amusing things to tell, for he made everything he told amusing, and he
would sometimes take the menu and draw me a picture illustrating the
games and topics that interested us at the moment. We had a game at one
time which was to give someone three people they liked equally, and to
say those three people were on the top of a tower; one you could lead
down gently by the hand, one you must kick down, and the third must be
left to be picked by the crows.

We played this one evening, and the next day Colonel Ellis appeared
with a charming pen-and-ink drawing of a Louis-Quinze Marquis leading a
_poudré_ lady gently by the hand. If he gave one a present it would be
something quite unique—unlike what anyone else could think of; once it
was, for me, a silver mug with a twisted handle and my name engraved on
it in italics, “_Maurice Baring’s Mug_, 1885.” His second son, Gerald,
was a little bit older than I was, and we were great friends. Gerald had
a delightfully grown-up and blasé manner as a child, and one day, with
the perfect manner of a man of the world, he said to me, talking of Queen
Victoria, “The fact is, the woman’s raving mad.”

We used to call Colonel Ellis “the gay Colonel” to carefully distinguish
him from Colonel Edgcumbe, whom we considered a more serious Colonel. The
Mount Edgcumbes were neighbours, and lived just over the Cornish border
at Mount Edgcumbe. Colonel Edgcumbe was Lord Mount Edgcumbe’s brother,
and often stayed with us. He used to be mercilessly teased, especially
by the girls of the Bulteel family. One year he was shooting with us and
the Bulteels got hold of his cartridges and took out the shot, leaving a
few good cartridges.

He was put at the hot corner. Rocketing pheasants in avalanches soared
over his head, and he, of course, missed them nearly all, shooting but
one or two. He explained for the rest of the day that it was a curious
thing, and that something must be wrong, either with his eyes or with the
climate. Some new way of tormenting was always found, and, although he
was not the kind of man who naturally enjoys a practical joke, he bore it
angelically.

His sister, Lady Ernestine, was rather touchy in the matter of Devonshire
clotted cream. As Mount Edgcumbe was just over the border in Cornwall,
and as clotted cream was made in Cornwall as well as in Devonshire, she
resented its being called Devonshire cream and used to call it Cornish
cream; but when she stayed with us, not wishing to concede the point and
yet unwilling to hurt our feelings, she used to call it West-country
cream.

Another delightful guest was Miss Pinkie Browne, who was Irish, gay,
argumentative, and contradictious, with smiling eyes, her hair in a net,
and an infectious laugh. As a girl she had broken innumerable hearts,
but had always refused to marry, as she never could make up her mind.
She was extremely musical, and used to sing English and French songs,
accompanying herself, with an intoxicating lilt and a languishing
expression. As Dr. Smyth says about Tosti’s singing, it was small art,
but it was real art. And her voice must have had a rare quality, as she
was about fifty when I heard her. Such singing is far more enjoyable than
that of professional singers, and makes one think of Tosti’s saying: “Le
chant est un truc.” She would make a commonplace song poignantly moving.
She used to sing a song called “The Conscript’s Farewell”:

    “You are going far away, far away, from poor Jeanette,
    There’s no one left to love me now, and you will soon forget;”

of which the refrain was:

    “Oh, if I were Queen of France,
      Or still better Pope of Rome,
    I would have no fighting men abroad,
      No weeping maids at home.”

Membland was always full of visitors. There were visitors at Easter,
visitors at Whitsuntide, in the autumn for the shooting, and a houseful
at Christmas: an uncle, General Baring, who used to shoot with one arm
because he had lost the other in the Crimea; my father’s cousin, Lord
Ashburton, who was particular about his food, and who used to say:
“That’s a very good dish, but it’s not _veau à la bourgeoise_”; Godfrey
Webb, who always wrote a little poem in the visitors’ book when he went
away; Lord Granville, who knew French so alarmingly well, and used to
ask one the French for words like a big stone upright on the edge of a
road and a ship tacking, till one longed to say, like the Red Queen in
_Alice in Wonderland_: “What’s the French for fiddle de dee?”; Lord and
Lady Lansdowne, Mr. and Mrs. Percy Wyndham—Mr. Wyndham used to take me
out riding; he was deliciously inquisitive, so that if one was laughing
at one side of the table he would come to one quietly afterwards and ask
what the joke had been about; Harry Cust, radiant with youth and spirits
and early success; Lady de Clifford and her two daughters (Katie and Maud
Russell), she carrying an enormous silk bag with her work in it—she was a
kind critic of our French plays; Lady Airlie, and her sister, Miss Maude
Stanley, who started being a vegetarian in the house, and told me that
Henry VIII. was a much misunderstood monarch; Madame Neruda, and once,
long before she married him, Sir Charles Hallé. Sir Charles Hallé used to
sit down at the pianoforte after dinner, and nothing could dislodge him.
Variation followed variation, and repeat followed repeat of the stiffest
and driest classical sonatas. And one night when this had been going on
past midnight, my father, desperate with impatience and sleep, put out
the electric light. I am not making an anachronism in talking of electric
light, as it had just been put in the house, and was thought to be a most
daring innovation.

We had a telegraph office in the house, which was worked by Mrs. Tudgay.
It was a fascinating instrument, rather like a typewriter with two dials
and little steel keys round one of them, and the alphabet was the real
alphabet and not the Morse Code. It was convenient having this in the
house, but one of the results was that so many jokes were made with it,
and so many bogus telegrams arrived, that nobody knew whether a telegram
was a real one or not.

Mr. Walter Durnford, then an Eton House master, and afterwards Provost of
King’s, in a poem he wrote in the visitors’ book, speaks of Membland as a
place where everything reminded you of the presence of fairy folk, “Where
telegrams come by the dozen, concocted behind the door.”

Certainly people enjoyed themselves at Membland, and the Christmas
parties were one long riot of dance, song, and laughter. Welcome ever
smiled at Membland, and farewell went out sighing.

As I got nearer and nearer to the age of ten, when it was settled that
I should go to school, life seemed to become more and more wonderful
every day. Both at Membland and in Charles Street the days went by in a
crescendo of happiness. Walks with Chérie in London were a daily joy,
especially when we went to Covent Garden and bought chestnuts to roast
for tea. The greatest tea treat was to get Chérie, who was an inspired
cook, to make something she called _la petite sauce_. You boiled eggs
hard in the kettle; and then, in a little china frying-pan over a spirit
lamp, the sauce was made, of butter, cream, vinegar, pepper, and the eggs
were cut up and floated in the delicious hot mixture. A place of great
treats where we sometimes went on Saturday afternoons was the Aquarium,
where acrobats did wonderful things, and you had your bumps told and your
portrait cut out in black-and-white silhouette. The phrenologist was not
happy in his predictions of my future, as he said I had a professional
and mathematical head, and would make a good civil engineer in after-life.

Going to the play was the greatest treat of all, and if I heard there was
any question of their going to the play downstairs, and Mr. Deacon, my
father’s servant, always used to tell me when tickets were being ordered,
I used to go on my knees in the night nursery and pray that I might be
taken too. Sometimes the answer was direct.

One night my mother and Lord Mount Edgcumbe were going to a pantomime
together by themselves. Mr. Deacon told me, and asked me if I was going
too, but nothing had been said about it. I prayed hard, and I went down
to my mother’s bedroom as she was dressing for dinner. No word of the
pantomime was mentioned on either side. She then, while her hair was
being done by D., asked for a piece of paper and scribbled a note and
told me to take it down to my father.

I did so, and my father said: “Would you like to go to the pantomime,
too?” The answer was in the affirmative.

What a fever one would be in to start in time and to be there at the
beginning on nights when we went to the play! how terribly anxious not
to miss one moment! How wonderful the moment was before the curtain went
up! The delicious suspense, the orchestra playing, and then the curtain
rising on a scene that sometimes took one’s breath away, and how calm
the grown-up people were. They would not look at the red light in the
background, the pink sky which looked like a real pink sky, or perhaps
some moving water. People say sometimes it is bad for children to go
to the theatre, but do they ever enjoy anything in after life as much?
Is there any such magic as the curtain going up on the Demon’s cave in
the pantomime, or the sight in the Transformation scene of two silvery
fairies rising from the ground on a gigantic wedding cake, and the clown
suddenly breaking on the scene, shouting, “Here we are again!” through
a shower of gold rain and a cloud of different-coloured Bengal lights?
Is there any such pleasure as in suddenly seeing and recognising things
in the flesh one had been familiar with for long from books and stories,
such as Cinderella’s coach, the roc’s egg in Sinbad the Sailor, or
Aladdin’s cave, or the historical processions of the kings of England,
some of whom you clapped and some of whom you hissed? Oh! the charm of
changing scenery! a ship moving or still better sinking, a sunset growing
red, a forest growing dark; and then the fun! The indescribable fun, of
seeing Cinderella’s sisters being knocked about in the kitchen, or the
Babes in the Wood being put to bed, and kicking all their bedclothes off
directly they had settled down; or best of all, the clown striking the
pantaloon with the red-hot poker and the harlequin getting the better of
the policeman! Harry Paine was the clown in those days, and he used, in
a hoarse voice, to say to the pantaloon: “I say, Joey.” “Yes, master,”
answered the pantaloon in a feeble falsetto.

Childhood bereft of such treats I cannot help thinking must be a sad
affair; and it generally happens that if children are not allowed to go
to the play, so that they shall enjoy it more when they are grown-up,
they end by never being able to enjoy it at all.

One great event of the summer was the Eton and Harrow match, when Cecil
and Everard used to come up from Eton with little pieces of light blue
silk in their black coats. John had gone to Cambridge, and I hardly
remember him as an Eton boy. We used to go on a coach belonging to some
friends, and one year one of the Parkers bowled three of the Harrow boys
running.

As Chérie had been with Lord Macclesfield in the Parker family before she
came to us, and as this boy, Alex Parker, had either been or nearly been
one of her pupils, she had a kind of reflected glory from the event.

Eton was always surrounded with a glamour of romance. John had rowed
stroke in the Eton eight, and when Cecil rose to the dignity of being
Captain of the Oppidans we were proud indeed. One summer we all went down
to Eton for the 4th of June.

We went to speeches and had tea in Cecil’s room, and strawberry messes,
and walked about in the playing-fields and saw the procession of boats
and the fireworks.

From that day I was filled with a longing to go to Eton, and resented
bitterly having to go to a private school first.

Another exciting event I remember was a visit to Windsor, to the Norman
Tower in Windsor Castle, where my uncle, Henry Ponsonby, and my Aunt
M’aimée lived. This happened one year in the autumn. We stayed a Sunday
there. The house was, for a child, fraught with romance and interest.
First of all there were the prisons. My aunt had discovered and laid
bare the stone walls of two octagonal rooms in the tower which had been
prisons in the olden times for State prisoners, and she had left the
walls bare. There were on them inscriptions carved by the prisoners. She
had made these two rooms her sitting-rooms, and they were full of books,
and there was a carpenter’s bench in one of these rooms, with a glass of
water on it ready for painting.

Windsor was itself exciting enough, but I think what struck me most then
was the toy cupboard of the boys, Fritz, Johnny, and Arthur. All their
toys were arranged in tiers in a little windowless room, a tier belonging
to each separate boy, and in the middle of each beautiful and symmetrical
arrangement there were toys representing a little room with a table and
lamp on it. As if all this was not exciting enough, my Cousin Betty told
me the story of the Corsican Brothers.

Before I went to school my father had to go to Contrexéville to take the
waters. My father and mother took me with them. I faintly regretted not
playing a solo at Mademoiselle Ida’s pupils’ concert, which was to have
been part of the programme, but otherwise the pleasure and excitement at
going were unmitigated. We started for Paris in July. Bessie Bulteel came
with us, and we stopped a night in Paris, at the Hôtel Bristol. My father
took me for a walk in the Rue de la Paix, and the next day we went to
Contrexéville. I never enjoyed anything more in my life than those three
weeks at Contrexéville. There were shops in the hotel gardens called
_les Galeries_, where a charming old lady, called Madame Paillard, with
her daughter, Thérèse, sold the delicious sweets of Nancy, and spoilt
me beyond words. The grown-up people played at _petits chevaux_ in the
evening, and as I was not allowed to join in that game, the lady of the
_petits chevaux_, Mademoiselle Rose, had a kind of rehearsal of the game
in the afternoon at half-price, in which only I and the actresses of the
Casino, whom I made great friends with, took part. My special friend
was Mademoiselle Tusini of the Eldorado Paris Music Hall. She was a
songstress.

One day she asked me to beg Madame Aurèle, the _directrice_ of the
Theatre, to let her sing a song at the Casino which she had not been
allowed to sing, and which was called “Les allumettes du Général.”
Mademoiselle Tusini said it was her greatest success, and that when she
had sung it at Nancy, nobody knew where to look. I pleaded her cause; but
Madame Aurèle said, “Un jour quand il n’y aura que des Messieurs,” so I
am afraid the song can hardly have been quite nice. When we went away,
Mademoiselle Tusini gave me a large photograph of herself in the rôle of
a _commère_, carrying a wand. Chérie was slightly astonished when she
saw it, and when I described the great beauty and the wonderful goodness
of Mademoiselle Tusini, she was not as enthusiastically sympathetic as I
could have wished.

There were a great many French children at Contrexéville, and I was
allowed to join in their games. There was a charming old curé who I made
friends with in the village, and his church was the first Catholic church
I ever entered.

My mother and father used to go to the Casino play every night. I was
allowed to go once or twice, as Mademoiselle Tusini had threatened to
strike if I left Contrexéville without seeing her act, so I was taken to
_Monsieur Choufleury restera chez lui_, a harmless farce, which is, I
believe, often acted by amateurs.

We stayed there three weeks, and I left in sorrow and tears. We went on
for a _Nachkur_ to a place in the Vosges called Géradmer, which is near
a lake. One day we drove to a place called the _Schlucht_, and saw the
stone marking the frontier into Alsace, which was, of course, Germany.
It was suggested that we should cross over, but I, mindful of Chérie,
refused to set foot on the stolen and violated territory.

On the way back we stayed a day and night in Paris, and bought presents
for all those at home. In the evening we went to the Théâtre français and
saw no less an actor than Delaunay in Musset’s play, _On ne badine pas
avec l’Amour_. Delaunay had a voice like silver, and his diction on the
stage was incomparable. I remember Count Benckendorff once saying about
him that whereas one often bewailed the failure of an actor to look the
part of a _grand seigneur_, when one saw Delaunay one wished anyone off
the stage could be half as distinguished as he was on the stage.

My father took me to the Louvre and showed me the _Mona Lisa_ and
Watteau’s large picture of a Pierrot: “Gilles” and the _Galérie
d’Apollon_, and late in the afternoon we drove to the Bois de Boulogne.

Chérie had always told us of the _Magasin du Louvre_, where as children
went out they were given, as George, in the poem, when he had been as
good as gold, an immense balloon. This balloon had always been one
of my dreams, and we went there, and the reality was fully up to all
expectations.

We bought some _nonnettes_ in the Rue St. Honoré and a great many toys at
the _Paradis des Enfants_.

The next time I went to Contrexéville I was at school. I wore an Eton
jacket and a top hat in Paris; this created a sensation. A man said to me
in the Rue de Rivoli, “Monsieur a son Gibus.” I also remember receiving a
wonderful welcome in the _Galeries_.

With the end of the first visit to Contrexéville I will end this chapter,
for it was the end of a chapter of life, the happiest and most wonderful
chapter of all. New gates were opened; but the gate on the fairyland of
childhood was shut, and for ever afterwards one could only look through
the bars, but never more be a free and lawful citizen of that enchanted
country, where life was like a fairy-tale that seemed almost too good to
be true, and yet so endlessly long and so infinitely happy that it seemed
as if it must last for ever.




CHAPTER V

SCHOOL


I went to school in September 1884. On the 7th of September John came
of age, and we had a large party in the house and a banquet for the
tenants in the tennis court, at which I had to stand up on a chair and
make a speech returning thanks for the younger members of the family. I
travelled up to London with my mother and Mr. Walter Durnford, and was
given _Frank Fairleigh_ to read in the train, but it was too grown-up for
me, and I only pretended to read it. We stayed a night in Charles Street.
I was given a brown leather dispatch case with my name stamped on it and
a framed photograph of my father and mother and of Membland, and a good
stock of writing-paper, and the next afternoon we started for my school,
which was near Ascot. I didn’t cry either on leaving Membland or at any
moment on the day I was taken to school.

We arrived about tea-time. The school was a red brick building on the top
of the hill, north of Ascot Station, and looking towards the station,
situated among pine trees. The building is there now and is a girls’
school. We were shown into a drawing-room where the Headmaster and his
wife received us with a dreadful geniality. There was a small aquarium
in the room with some goldfish in it. The furniture was covered with
black-and-yellow cretonne, and there were some low ebony bookcases and
a great many knick-knacks. Another parent was there with a small and
pale-looking little boy called Arbuthnot, who was the picture of misery,
and well he might look miserable, as I saw at a glance that he was
wearing a made-up sailor’s tie. Two days later the machinery inside this
tie was a valuable asset in another boy’s collection. Conversation was
kept up hectically until tea was over. They talked of a common friend,
Lady Sarah Spencer. “What a charming woman she is!” said the Headmaster.
How sensible he seemed to charm! How impervious to all amenities he
revealed himself to be later! Then my mother said good-bye to him, and we
were taken upstairs by the matron to see my cubicle, a little room with
pitch-pine walls, partitioned off from the next cubicle by a thin wooden
partition that did not reach the ceiling, so that you could talk to the
boy in the next cubicle. Boys were not allowed to go into each other’s
cubicles. We hung my solitary picture up, and my mother interviewed the
matron, Mrs. Otway, in her room and gave her a pound as she went away;
then we went out into the garden for a moment. My mother said good-bye to
me and left me alone. I wandered about the garden, which was not a garden
but grass hill leading down to a cricket-field. Half-way down the hill
was a gymnasium, and a high wooden erection with steps. I wondered what
it was for. The boys had not yet arrived. Two boys presently appeared
on the scene; they looked at me, but took no great notice. Then after a
little time one of them approached me, holding in his hand a small pebble
surrounded with cotton-wool, and asked me if I would like a cuckoo’s
egg. I did not know whether I was supposed to pretend that I thought it
was a real egg or not. It was so unmistakably a stone. I smiled and said
nothing. Presently a Chinese gong sounded somewhere out of doors. The
two boys ran into the house. I followed them. On the ground floor of the
house there was a large hall with a table running down it, a fireplace
at one end, and at the other end an arch opening on to the staircase
draped with red curtains with black fleur-de-lys stamped on them. There
were windows on one side of the room and a cupboard with books in on the
other. This hall was now full of boys talking and laughing. Nobody took
the slightest notice of me. They then trooped through a passage into
the dining-room, a large room with tables round three sides of it and a
small square table in the middle where the Headmaster, his wife, and one
of the other masters sat. We sat down. I was placed nearly at the end of
the last table. More boys—those of the first division, who were a race
apart—came in from another door. Then the Headmaster entered, rapped on
his table with a knife, and said grace. We had tea; large thick slabs of
bread and butter, with the butter spread very thinly over them.

Soon after tea we went to bed, and I dreamt I was at Membland, and
woke up to find I was in a strange place. The boy in the cubicle next
to mine was called Hope. He was in the second division. In another
cubicle opposite to mine there was a boy in the first division called
Worthington. One could talk to them, and they were both of them friendly.

The next morning after breakfast I was placed in the fourth division
for Latin and English, and the fourth set for Mathematics and French,
and had my first lesson in Mathematics. The first thing the master did
was to take a high three-legged stool from a corner and exhibit it
to us. It had a very narrow seat. It was a rickety stool. “This,” he
said, “is the stool of penitence. I hope none of you will have to stand
on it.” Then some figures were written down on the blackboard, and a
sum in short division was set, which I at once got wrong. In fact, I
couldn’t do it at all. The master came and sat down by my side, and said:
“You’re trembling.” So I was. He corrected the mistakes and went on to
something else. He was terrifying to look at, I thought, but perhaps
not as frightening as he appeared to be. I was a little bit reassured.
Later in the day we had a French lesson. To my surprise I saw he knew but
little French, and read out the first page of the elementary accidence,
pronouncing the French words as though they were English ones.

After luncheon, we played prisoner’s base, and I at once realised that
there is a vast difference between games and play. Play is played for
fun, but games are deadly serious, and you do not play them to enjoy
yourselves. Everyone was given two blue cards, and every time you were
taken prisoner you lost a card. If you lost both you were kicked by the
captain of the side, who said we were a pack of dummies. The first week
seemed endlessly long, and acute homesickness pervaded every moment of
it. Waking up in the morning was the worst moment. Every night I used
to dream I was back at home, every morning the moment of waking up was
a sharp bewildering shock. Our voices were tried, and I was put in the
chapel choir. The chapel choir had special privileges, but also long
half-hours of choir practice.

The masters laughed at me mercilessly for my pronunciation of English. I
don’t know what was wrong with it, except that I said y_a_llow, _aint_
for aren’t, and _ant_ for aunt, but I did my best to get out of this as
soon as possible. Apart from idiosyncrasies of pronunciation, my voice
seemed to them comic, and they used to imitate me by speaking through
their noses whenever I said anything. The boys at first entirely ignored
one, simply telling one to shut up if one spoke, but the boys in my own
division soon became friendly, especially an American boy called Hamilton
Fish the third. He was the first man to be killed in the American-Spanish
War in Cuba. There was no bullying. One boy, although he was in the first
division, was charming, and treated one like a grown-up person. This was
Basil Blackwood. Even then he drew pictures which were the delight of
his friends. Another boy who was friendly was Niall Campbell. Dreadful
legends were told about Winston Churchill, who had been taken away from
the school. His naughtiness appeared to have surpassed anything. He had
been flogged for taking sugar from the pantry, and so far from being
penitent, he had taken the Headmaster’s sacred straw hat from where
it hung over the door and kicked it to pieces. His sojourn at this
school had been one long feud with authority. The boys did not seem to
sympathise with him. Their point of view was conventional and priggish.

Every morning there was a short service in the pitch-pine school chapel,
and every morning an interval between lessons called the hour, in which
the boys played nondescript games, chiefly a game called IT. If you
were IT you had to catch someone else, and then he became IT. On Sunday
afternoon we went for a walk. On Sunday evening the Headmaster read out
a book called _The Last Abbot of Glastonbury_, which I revelled in.
After the first week I had got more or less used to my new life. In a
fortnight’s time I was quite happy and enjoying myself; but every now and
then life was marred and made hideous for the time being by sudden and
unexpected dramas. The first drama was that of the Spanish chestnuts.
There were some Spanish chestnuts lying about in the garden. We were told
not to eat these. Some of the boys did eat them, and one boy gave me a
piece of something to eat on the end of a knife. It was no bigger than
a crumb, and it turned out afterwards to be a bit of Spanish chestnut,
or at least I thought it might have been. One afternoon at tea the Head
rapped on his table with his knife. There was a dead silence. “All boys
who have eaten Spanish chestnuts are to stand up.” Nobody stood up,
and there was a long pause. I think the boys were puzzled, and did not
know they had been eating Spanish chestnuts. I certainly did not know a
Spanish chestnut by sight. I had no chestnut on my conscience. After a
very long pause the Headmaster made some rather facetious remarks, which
I thought were meant to encourage us, but the other boys, knowing him
better, knew that they were ironical and portended dreadful things. One
boy stood up. Then, after a slight pause, another; about four or five
boys followed suit. I suddenly remembered the incident of the penknife
in the gymnasium three days before. Could it have been that I had eaten
a Spanish chestnut? Was that little bit of white crumb on the end of
the knife a part of a Spanish chestnut? I had not seen a whole Spanish
chestnut anywhere. In any case I had better be on the safe side, and
I stood up. The Headmaster made a cutting comment on boys who were so
slow to own up. A few more stood up, and that was all. The Head then
delivered a serious homily. We had been guilty of three things: greed,
disobedience, and deceit. We would all do two hours’ extra work on a
half-holiday.

There was electric light in the school, and the electric light was oddly
enough supposed to be under the charge of one of the boys, who was called
the Head Engineer. Clever and precocious as this boy was, I cannot now
believe that his office was a serious one, although we took it seriously
indeed at the time. However that may be, nobody except this boy was
allowed to go into the engine-shed or to have anything to do with the
electric light. We were especially forbidden to touch any of the switches
in the house or ever to turn on or off the electric light ourselves.
Electric light in houses at that time was a new thing, and few private
houses were lighted with it. One day one of the boys was visited by his
parents, and he could not resist turning on the electric light in one
of the rooms to show them what it was like. Unfortunately the Head saw
him do this through the window, and directly his parents were gone the
boy was flogged. Every week the school newspaper appeared. It was edited
by two of the boys in the first division, and handed round to the boys
at tea-time. This was a trying and painful moment for some of the boys,
as there were often in this newspaper scathing articles on the cricket
or football play of some of the boys written by one of the masters,
and all mentioning them by name; and as parents took in the newspaper
it was far from pleasant to be pilloried in this fashion. Just before
half-term another drama occurred. I was doing a sum in short division,
and another boy was waiting for me to go out. He was impatient, and he
said, “That’s right; don’t you see the answer is 3456,” or whatever it
was. I scribbled it down, but unfortunately had left a mistake in the
working, so the answer was right and the sum was partly wrong. This was
at once detected, and I was asked if I had had any help. I said “Yes,”
and I was then accused of having wanted to get marks by unfair means, and
of having cheated. We did not even know these particular sums received
marks. The Division Master bit his knuckles, and said he would report
the matter to the Headmaster. When I went into chapel from the vestry,
robed in a white surplice, he pinned a piece of paper with _cheat_ on
it, on to my back. I was appalled, but as nothing happened immediately
I began to recover, and on the following Sunday when we were writing
home the master told me I could put in my Sunday letter that I had done
very well, and that I was his favourite boy. This was only his fun, but
I took it quite seriously, and I did not put it in my letter, because I
thought the praise excessive. On Monday morning there was what was called
“reading over.” The boys sat in the hall, grouped in their divisions. The
Headmaster in a silk gown stood up at a high desk, the three undermasters
sat in a semicircle round him, also in gowns, and one division after
another went and stood up in front of the desk while the report of the
week’s work was read out. When the fourth division went up, the news was
read out that Duckworth and Baring had been guilty of a conspiracy, and
had tried to get marks by unfair means. Duckworth was blamed even more
severely than I was, being an older boy.

We were told this would be mentioned in our report, and that if anything
of the kind occurred again we would be flogged. When this was over, the
boys turned on Duckworth and myself and asked us how we could have done
such a base act. We were shunned like two cardsharpers, and it took us
some time to recover our normal position. The half-term report was about
nothing else, and my father was dreadfully upset. My mother came down
to see me, and I told her the whole story, and I think she understood
what had happened. I got through the rest of the term without any fresh
dramas, and did well in trials at the end of the term.

One day my sister Susan unwittingly caused me annoyance by writing to me
and sealing the letter with her name, Susan. The boys saw the seal and
called out, “He’s got a sister called Susan; he’s got a sister called
Susan.” Sisters should be warned never to let their Christian names come
to the knowledge of their brother’s schoolfellows. This kind of thing is
typical of private-school life. The boys were childish and conventional,
but they did not bully. It was the masters who every now and then made
life a misery. In spite of everything, the boys were happy—in any case,
they thought that was happiness, as they knew no better.

In the afternoons we played Rugby football, an experience which was in
my case exactly what Max Beerbohm describes it in one of his Essays:
running about on the edge of a muddy field. The second division master
pursued the players with exhortations and imprecations, and every now
and then a good kicking was administered to the less successful and
energetic players, which there were quite a number of. The three best
Rugby football players were allowed to wear on Sundays a light blue
velvet cap with a silver Maltese cross on it, and a silver tassel. I am
sorry to say that this cap was not always given to the best players. It
was given to the boys the Headmaster liked best. What I enjoyed most were
the readings out by the Headmaster, which happened on Sunday afternoons
and sometimes on ordinary evenings. He read out several excellent books:
_The Moonstone_, the _Leavenworth Case_, a lot of _Pickwick_, and, during
my first term, _Treasure Island_. The little events, the rages for stamp
collecting and swopping, stag-beetle races, aquariums, secret alphabets,
chess tournaments, that make up the interests of a boy’s everyday life
outside his work and his play, delighted me. I was a born collector but
a bad swopper, and made ludicrous bargains. I made great friends with a
new boy called Ferguson, and taught him how to play Spankaboo. We never
told anyone, and the secret was never discovered. We used to find food
for the game in bound copies of the _Illustrated London News_. We had
drawing lessons and music lessons, and I was delighted to find that my
first school piece was a _gigue_ by Corelli that I had heard my mother
play at the concert at Stafford House, which I have already described.
At the end of the term came the school concert, for which there were many
rehearsals. I did not take any part in it, except in the chorus, who sang
“Adeste Fideles” in Latin at the end of it.

Some scenes were acted from the _Bourgeois Gentilhomme_, the same scenes
we had acted at Membland, but I took no part in them. Then came the
unutterable joy of going home for the holidays, which were spent at
Membland. When I arrived and had my first schoolroom tea I was rather
rough with the toast, and Chérie said: “Est-ce là les manières d’Ascot?”
At the end of the holidays I spent a few days in London, and was taken to
the play, and enjoyed other dissipations which made me a day or two late
in going back to school. The holiday task was Bulwer Lytton’s _Harold_,
which my mother read out to me. As soon as I arrived at school I was
given the holiday-task paper and won the prize, a book called _Half-hours
in the Far South_, which I have never read, but which I still possess and
respect.

During the Lent term we had athletic sports: long jump, high jump,
hurdle, flat and obstacle races. I won a heat in a hurdle race and nearly
got a place in the final, the only approach to an athletic achievement
in the whole of my life. A curious drama happened during this term. A
boy called Phillimore was the chief actor in it. He was in the first
division. One day the Headmaster went up to London. During his absence
a message was sent round in his name by one of the undermasters. The
message was brought by one of the boys to the various divisions. It was
to the effect that we were allowed or not allowed to do some specific
thing. When the boy, who was new and inexperienced, brought the message
into the first division, Phillimore said to him, “Ask Mr. So-and-so with
my compliments whether the message is genuine.” “Do you really want
me to ask him?” asked the boy. “Yes, of course,” said Phillimore. The
little boy went back to the master, who happened to be the severest of
all the masters, and said: “Phillimore wants to know whether the message
is genuine.” As soon as the Headmaster returned the whole school was
summoned, and the Headmaster in his black gown told us the dreadful story
of Phillimore’s unheard-of act. Phillimore was had up in front of the
whole school, and told to explain his conduct. He said it was a joke, and
that he had never dreamt that the boy would deliver the message. The
explanation was not accepted, and Phillimore was stripped of his first
division privileges. The privileges of the first division were various:
they were allowed to dig in a place called the wilderness, which was a
sand-heap through which ran a light truck railway without an engine. They
went on special expeditions.

These expeditions need an explanation. Sometimes they consisted merely of
walks to Bagshot or Virginia Water, and perhaps a picnic tea. Sometimes,
as in the case of the first division expeditions or the choir expedition,
they were far more elaborate, and consisted of a journey to London with
sight-seeing, or to places as far off as Bath and the Isle of Wight.

During my first term the choir went to Swindon to see the Great Western
Works, to Reading to see the Biscuit Factory, and to Bath in one day, and
we got home late in the night. During my second term we spent a day in
London inspecting the Tower, the Mint, and other sights, and had tea at
the house of one of the boys’ parents, Colonel Broadwood, who lived in
Eccleston Square.

These expeditions were recorded in the school Gazette, and when my mother
heard of our having had tea with Colonel Broadwood, she said: “Why should
not the choir, next time they came to London, have luncheon at Charles
Street?” The idea made me shudder, although I said nothing. The idea
of having one’s school life suddenly brought into one’s home life, to
see the Headmaster sitting down to luncheon in one’s home, seemed to me
altogether intolerable. My mother thought I would perhaps be ashamed of
the food for not being good enough, and said: “If we had a very good
luncheon.” But that wasn’t the reason. It never happened. Anything
more miserable than the appearance of Broadwood when we had tea in his
father’s house cannot be imagined.

Nothing was more strange at this school than the sudden way in which
either a treat or a punishment descended on the school. The treats, too,
were of such a curious kind, and involved so much travelling. Sometimes
the first division would be taken up _en masse_ to a matinée. Sometimes
they would be away for nearly twenty-four hours. The punishments were
equally unexpected and curious. One boy was suddenly flogged for cutting
off a piece of his hair and keeping the piece in his drawer. In the
second division the boys were punished by electricity. The division
was made to join hands, and a strong electric shock was passed through
it. This went on until one day one boy, smarting from an overcharge
of electricity, took the battery and threw it at the master’s head,
inflicting a sharp wound. Nothing was said about this action, to the
immense astonishment of the boys, who thought it jolly of him not to
sneak.

We lived in an atmosphere of complete uncertainty. We never knew if some
quite harmless action would not be construed into a mortal offence. Any
criticism, explicit or implicit, of the food was considered the greatest
of crimes. The food was good, and the boys had nothing to complain of,
nor did they, but they were sometimes punished for looking as if they
didn’t like the cottage pie.

One day I heard a boy use the expression “mighty good.” The next day
I said at breakfast that the porridge was _mighty_ good. The master
overheard me and asked me what I said. I answered, “I said the porridge
was very good.” “No,” said the master, “that is not exactly what you
said.” I then admitted to the use of the word _mighty_. This was thought
to be ironical, and I was stopped talking at meals for a week.

Another time a message was passed up to me to stop talking at luncheon.
This was frequently done; a message used to be passed up saying: “Baring
and Bell stop talking,” but sometimes the boys used to be inattentive,
and if one sat far up table the message had a way of getting lost on the
way. This happened to me. I was stopped talking and the message never
reached me, and I went on talking gaily. Afterwards the master sent for
me and said, “You’ll find yourself in Queer Street.” I was not allowed to
remonstrate. I didn’t even know what I was accused of at the time, and I
was stopped talking for a week.

The Headmaster was a virulent politician and a fanatical Tory. On the 5th
of November an effigy of Mr. Gladstone used to be burnt in the grounds,
and there was a little note in the Gazette to say there were only seven
Liberals in the school, the least of whom was myself. The Gazette went on
to add that “needless to say, the school were supporters of the Church
and the State.” One day somebody rashly sent the Head a Liberal circular.
He sent it back with some coppers inside, so that the recipient should
have to pay eightpence on receipt of it, and the whole school was told
of his action. One day there was a by-election going on hard-by. All
the school were taken with blue ribbons on their jackets except the
unfortunate seven Liberals, who were told to stay at home and work.

One year Mr. Joseph Chamberlain was burnt in effigy, as he was then a
Radical, and the effigy held in its hands a large cardboard cow with
three acres written on it. It was a bad time for the Liberals, as the
foreign policy of the Liberal Government was at that time particularly
weak, and it was impossible to defend Mr. Gladstone’s Egyptian policy,
still less Lord Granville. So the Head smiled in triumph over the
renegades, one of whom I am glad to say was Basil Blackwood. He took the
matter very calmly and drew offensive caricatures of the Conservative
politicians.

During the summer the rage the boys had for keeping caterpillars in
breeding cages, for collecting butterflies, and keeping live stock was
allowed full play. The Head himself had supplies of live animals brought
to the school, among which were salamanders and Italian snakes. I myself
invested in a green lizard, which although it had no tail, was in other
respects satisfactory, and ate, so a letter of mine of that date says, a
lot of worms. I also had a large, fat toad, which was blind in one eye,
but for a toad, affectionate. But the ideal of the boys was to possess a
Natterjack toad, whatever that may mean or be. We were allowed to go out
on the heath during the summer and catch small lizards and butterflies,
and altogether natural history was encouraged; so was gardening. Boys
who wished to do so might have a garden, and a prize was offered for
the garden which was the prettiest and the best kept throughout the
summer term. I won that prize. My garden contained four rose trees,
several geraniums, some cherry pie, and a border of lobelias. It was a
conventional garden, but there was a professional touch about it, and I
tended it with infinite care. The prize was a ball of string in an apple
made of Lebanon wood. Sometimes we were allowed into the strawberry
beds, and could eat as many strawberries as we liked. During this term I
made great friends with Broadwood. We were both in the third division,
and decided that we would write a pantomime together some day. One day
we were looking on at a cricket match which was being played against
another school. I have told what happened in detail elsewhere in the form
of a story, but the sad bare facts were these. The school was getting
beaten, the day was hot, the match was long and tedious, and Broadwood
and another boy called Bell and myself wandered away from the match;
two of us climbed up the wooden platform, which was used for letting
off fireworks on the 5th of November. Bell remained below, and we threw
horse-chestnuts at him, which he caught in his mouth. Presently one of
the masters advanced towards us, biting his knuckles, which he did when
he was in a great rage, and glowered. He ordered us indoors, and gave
us two hours’ work to do in the third division schoolroom. We went in
as happy as larks, and glad to be in the cool. But at tea we saw there
was something seriously amiss. The rival eleven who had beaten us were
present, but not a word was spoken. There was an atmosphere of impending
doom over the school charged with the thunder of a coming row. After tea,
when the guests had gone, the school was summoned into the hall, and the
Head, gowned and frowning, addressed us, and accused the whole school
in general, and Broadwood, Bell, and myself in particular, of want of
patriotism, bad manners, inattention, and vulgarity. He was disgusted,
he said, with the behaviour of the school before strangers. We were
especially guilty, but the whole school had shown want of attention,
and gross callousness and indifference to the cricket match (which was
all too true), and consequently had tarnished the honour of the school.
There was to have been an expedition to the New Forest next week. That
expedition would not come off; in fact, it would never come off; and
the speech ended and the school trooped out in gloomy silence and broke
up into furtive whispering groups. That night in my cubicle I said to
Worthington that I thought Campbell minor, who had been scoring during
the match, had certainly behaved well all day, and didn’t he deserve to
go to the New Forest? “No,” said Worthington; “he whistled twice.” “Oh,”
I said, “then of course he can’t go.”

But the choir had an expedition that term, nevertheless. We went to
Shanklin in the Isle of Wight, where we bathed in the sea and got back
after midnight.

My mother took my sister Elizabeth to the Ascot races that year.
Elizabeth was just out, and they came and fetched me and took me too,
as boys were allowed to go to the races. A little later another drama
happened, in which I was unwillingly to play the chief part. We were all
playing on the heath one morning, and I had just found a lizard and was
utterly absorbed in this find when I got a summons that I was wanted by
the Head. I found the Head in the Masters’ Common Room enjoying a little
collation. It was half-past ten. “A telegram has come,” said the Head,
“that you have been especially invited to a children’s garden-party at
Marlborough House by the Princess of Wales, and you are to go up to
London at once. Are you,” said the Head ironically, “a special friend
of the Princess of Wales?” Half excited, half fearful, and not without
forebodings, I changed into my best clothes, and ran off to catch the
train. I was to come back that evening. I arrived in time for luncheon,
and after luncheon went to the garden-party with Hugo, where we spent a
riotous afternoon. There were performing dogs and many games. My father
was not there. He was in Devonshire. When we got home it was found that I
had missed the train I was supposed to go back by, and my mother thought
I had better stay the night. She sent off a telegram to the Head, and
asked if I might do so. I thought this was a rash act. The answer came
back just before dinner that if I did not come back that night I was not
to come back at all. Everyone was distraught. There was only one more
train, which did not get to Ascot till half-past twelve.

My mother was incensed with the Headmaster, and said if my father was
there she knew he would not let me go back. I remained neutral in the
general discussion and absolutely passive, while my fate hung in the
balance, but I wanted to go back, on the whole. Both courses seemed quite
appalling: to go back after such an adventure, or not to go, and face a
new school. At first it was settled that on no account should I go, but
finally it was settled that I should go. D. took me. We arrived late.
There were no flys at the station and we had to walk to the school. We
did not get there till half-past one in the morning. D. said she would
sleep at the hotel, but the matron who opened the door for us insisted
on giving her a bedroom. The next morning I got up at half-past six to
practise the pianoforte, as usual, and D. looked into the room and said
good-bye, and then I felt I had to begin to live down this appalling
episode. But to my surprise it was not alluded to. The truth being, as
I afterwards found out, that not only my father and mother, but Dr.
Warre of Eton, had written to the Headmaster to tell him he had behaved
foolishly, and shortly afterwards, to make amends, I was sent up to
London to the dentist. But oh, parents, dear parents, if you only knew
what stress of mind such episodes involve, you would not insist on such
favours, nor ever forward invitations of that kind, not even at the
bidding of the King.

D. paid me one other visit while I was at Ascot, and brought with her a
large bunch of white grapes from Sheppy. We were not allowed hampers, nor
were we allowed to eat any food brought by strangers or relations in the
house, and when I saw that bunch of white grapes I was terrorstruck. I
made D. hide it at once. I was afraid that even its transient presence in
the house might be discovered, nor did I eat one grape.

I cannot remember that summer holiday, unless it was that summer we went
to Contrexéville for the second time, but when I went back to school
in September, Hugo went with me and we shared the same room. Games of
Spankaboo went on every night. During all my schooltime at Ascot I have
already said that I was never once bullied by the boys, but I never
seemed to do right either in the eyes of the Headmaster or of the Second
Division master. The two other masters were friendly. These two masters,
we were one day informed, intended to leave the school and set up a
school of their own at Eastbourne. They were both of them friendly to
Hugo and myself. The school was to subscribe and give them a bacon dish
in Sheffield plate as a parting gift. One day I wrote home and suggested
that Hugo and I should go to that school. I did not think this request
would be taken seriously. It seemed to me quite fantastic—an impossible,
wild fancy. To my intense surprise no answer explaining how impossible
such a thing was arrived, and I forget what happened next, but I know
that soon the two departing masters discussed the matter with me, and
I found out they were actually in correspondence with my mother. The
remaining masters used to scowl at us, but the term ended calmly and
we left the day before the end of the term, so I was unable to play in
the treble in a piece for three people at one pianoforte called “Marche
Romaine,” which I was down for on the concert programme, the second
time I missed performing at a concert in public, and the opportunity of
a lifetime missed. When I got to Membland I found it was settled that we
were not going back to Ascot, but to the new school, St. Vincent’s, at
Eastbourne. The Headmaster was told, and he at first accepted the matter
calmly, but a little later he wrote to my father and asked him what
reasons he had for taking his sons away if other parents asked him. My
father seldom wrote a letter of more than one page. But on that occasion
he wrote a letter of four pages, and the Head wrote back to say that he
was entirely satisfied with his reasons. My mother and I always wondered
what was in that letter. My father when asked said: “I knew what the man
wanted to know, and I told him,” but we never knew what that was.

In January Hugo and I went to Eastbourne, and my friend, Broadwood, also
left Ascot and followed us. There were only nine boys at first. But the
next term there were, I think, twenty, then thirty, and soon the school
became almost as big as the Ascot school, where there were forty boys.

Before I left Eastbourne, the Headmaster of my first school died, and I
do not know what happened to the school afterwards. Several of the Ascot
boys came to Eastbourne later, but the boys at Ascot were not allowed to
correspond with us. My cousins, Rowland and Windham Baring, arrived, the
sons of my Uncle Mina, who was afterwards Lord Cromer.

At Eastbourne a new life began. There was more amusement than work about
it, and everything was different. We played Soccer with another school;
we went to the swimming bath, and I learnt to swim; to a gymnasium, and
we were drilled by a volunteer sergeant. Broadwood and I gave theatrical
performances, one of which represented the Headmaster’s ménage at our
first school. It must have been an amusing play to watch, as the point of
it was that the Ascot Headmaster discovered his wife kissing her brother,
another of the Ascot masters, the villain, and she sang a song composed
by Broadwood and myself, of which the refrain was, “What would Herbert
say, dear—what would Herbert say?” Herbert being the Ascot Headmaster.
Herbert then broke on to the scene and gave way to paroxysms of jealous
rage. Another boy who came to this school was Pierre de Jaucourt, the
son of Monsieur de Jaucourt, a great friend of my father’s. Pierre was
one of the playfellows of my childhood. He took part in the dramatic
performances organised by Broadwood and myself in the Boot Room, which
became more and more ambitious, and in one play the Devil appeared
through a trap-door in a cloud of fire.

Broadwood and I were constantly making up topical duets modelled on those
of Harry Nicholls and Herbert Campbell in the Drury Lane pantomime. But
we were not satisfied with these scratch performances in the Boot Room,
although we had a make-up box from Clarkson, and wigs, and we decided
to act _She Stoops to Conquer_, which was at once put into rehearsal. I
was cast for the part of Mr. Hardcastle, Hugo for that of Miss Hastings,
Broadwood for that of Marlowe, Bell for that of Miss Hardcastle, and an
overgrown boy called Pyke-Nott for the part of Tony Lumpkin. After a few
rehearsals it was settled that the play should be done on a real stage,
and that parents and others should be invited to witness the performance.
Dresses were made for us in London, scenery was painted by Mr. Shelton,
our drawing-master, and my father and mother came down to see the play.

Hugo looked a vision of beauty as Miss Hastings. Pyke-Nott was annoyed
because he was not allowed to sing a song about Fred Archer in the tavern
scene, instead of the real song which is a part of the text. It was
thought that a song of which the refrain was, “Archer, Archer up,” would
be an anachronism.

The play went off very well, and Hugo played a breakdown on the banjo
between the acts, but when he had played three bars the bridge of his
banjo fell with a crash, and the solo came to an end.

We kept up the custom of going expeditions, not long ones, but only to
places like Pevensey and Hurstmonceux, which were quite close. We also
went out riding with a riding-master on the Downs, and in the summer we
sailed in sailing boats. Altogether it was an ideal school life. We found
the work easy, and we all seemed to get quantities of prizes, but we
learnt little. Hugo and I continued to play Spankaboo in our room, and
Hugo would do anything in the world if I threatened to refuse to play. So
much so, that one of the masters thought I was blackmailing him, and we
were told to reveal our strange secret at once. This we both resolutely
refused to do, protesting with tears that it was a private matter of no
importance, and there the matter was allowed to rest, the master merely
saying that if he ever saw any signs of anything subterranean going on we
should be punished.

I remember one curious episode happening. One of the masters found a
letter addressed to one of the boys written to him by another boy. This
was the text of the letter: “Dear Mister C.,—May I have my sausage next
Sunday at breakfast because I am very hungry.”

Mr. C., it was discovered, had been regularly levying a tribute from his
neighbour at breakfast for some weeks, and the other boy, a much smaller
boy, had had to go without his sausage. Mr. C. was severely flogged in
front of the whole school. Boys who went to Scotland for the holidays
were allowed to leave a day before the others, and as we had an all
day’s journey to Devonshire, we shared the same privilege; so did Pierre
de Jaucourt, who went to France. This inspired Broadwood to make the
following lampoon, which was good-naturedly but insistently chanted by
the rest of the school on the day before we went away:

    “The Honourables are going away to-morrow,
    And ten to one the Count goes too.
    We poor swinies we don’t go,
    We poor swinies we don’t go.
    The Honourables are going away to-morrow,
    And ten to one the Count goes too.”

When we went home for the holidays for the first time from Eastbourne
the train stopped at Slough. The St. Vincent’s term had ended a few days
before the Ascot term, and there, on the platform of Slough Station, we
saw the Headmaster of our Ascot school, surrounded by the first division
and evidently enjoying a first division expedition.

“Why don’t you put your head out and say how do you do to them?” said my
mother, but Hugo and I almost hid under the seat, and we lay right back
from the windows, spellbound, till the train went on.

Broadwood and I used to meet in the holidays in London. Broadwood used to
say to his parents that he was having luncheon with me in Charles Street,
and I used to say I was having luncheon with Broadwood in Eccleston
Square, but what really happened was that we used to go to a bun shop, or
have no luncheon at all, as neither of us would be seen at luncheon with
a friend in each other’s homes.

Broadwood said that his mother cross-questioned him about our house, and
that he gave a most fantastic account of our mode of life.

While we were at school at Eastbourne many eventful things happened at
home. In the summer holidays of 1886, Hugo and I went with my father to
the Cowes Regatta.

In September of the same year my father, Hugo, and myself went for a
long cruise in the _Waterwitch_. We started from Membland and stopped at
Falmouth, and Mounts Bay, and saw over St. Michael’s Mount, and then we
sailed to the Scilly Isles, where we spent a day in the wonderful garden
of Tresco. At that time of year the sea in the Scilly Isles was as blue
as the Mediterranean, especially when seen through the fuchsia hedges
and the almost tropical vegetation of the Tresco gardens. We then sailed
across the Irish Channel to Bantry Bay and up the Kenmare River and drove
in an Irish car right across the mountains to Killarney.

Next year was Jubilee year. Both my eldest sisters were married that
year. Hugo and I attended these weddings and the Jubilee procession as
well, which we saw from Bath House, Piccadilly, but I don’t remember
much about it, except the Queen’s bonnet, which had diamonds in front of
it, and the German Crown Prince in his white uniform, but I remember the
aspect of London before and after the Jubilee, the Venetian masts, the
flags, the crowds, the carriages, the atmosphere of festivity, and the
jokes about the Jubilee.

We went on acting a French play every year at Christmas, and it was
before Margaret was married that we had our greatest success with a
little one-act play by Dumas fils called _Comme Elles sont Toutes_, in
which Margaret and Susan did the chief parts quite admirably, and in
which I had a minor part. This was performed at Christmas 1886. After
Elizabeth and Margaret were married, Susan and I and Hugo continued to
act, and we did three plays in all: _Les Rêves de Marguerite_ (1887); _La
Souris_ (1888); _l’Amour de l’Art_ (by Labiche) (1889).

Another home excitement was the building of an organ in the house in
Charles Street. It was by way of being a small organ at first, but
it afterwards expanded into quite a respectable size, and had three
manuals. This gave me a mania for everything to do with organs. I got
to know every detail in the process of organ-building and every device,
tubular-pneumatic, and otherwise. The organ we had at Membland had been
built by Mr. Hele of Plymouth, and when we went back to Membland, when
the organ was being built in London, my mother said: “Don’t say anything
to Mr. Hele about this, as he will be hurt at our not having employed
him.” One day Mr. Hele came to tune the organ, and I disappeared with
him, as was my wont, right under the staircase into the very entrails
of the organ and watched him at his work. While we were there in the
darkness and the confined space, I confessed to him the secret that we
were having an organ built in London. When we came out he went straight
to my mother and said that Messrs. Hele would have been only too glad
to build an organ in London. When my mother asked me how I could have
told Mr. Hele we were having an organ built in London, I said I thought
that as we were right inside the organ, in the dark and in such a narrow
space, that it wouldn’t matter, and that he would forget. When my mother
told Chérie of this episode, Chérie laughed more than I ever saw her
laugh, and I couldn’t understand why; I was, in fact, a little offended.




CHAPTER VI

ETON


I enjoyed Eton from the first moment I arrived. The surprise and the
relief at finding one was treated like a grown-up person, that nobody
minded if one had a sister called Susan or not, that all the ridiculous
petty conventions of private-school life counted for nothing, were
inexpressibly great.

Directly I arrived I was taken up to my tutor in his study, which was
full of delightful books. He took me to the matron, Miss Copeman, whom we
called MeDame. I was then shown my room, a tiny room on the second floor
in one of the houses opposite to the school-yard. As I sat in my room,
boy after boy strolled in, and instead of asking one idiotic questions
they carried on rational conversation.

The next day I met Broadwood, who was at another house, and we walked up
to Windsor in the afternoon. He told me all the things I had better know
at once; such as not to walk on the wrong side of the street when one
went up town; never to roll up an umbrella or to turn down the collar of
one’s greatcoat; how to talk to the masters and how to talk of them; what
shops to go to, and what were the sock-shops that no self-respecting boy
went to. There were several such which I never entered the whole time I
was at Eton, and yet I suppose they must have been patronised by someone.

The day after that came the entrance examination, in which I did badly
indeed, only taking Middle Fourth. My tutor said: “You have been taught
nothing at all.” I was in the twenty-seventh division—the last division
of the school but three, and up to Mr. Heygate. I was in the French
division of M. Hua, who directly he put me on to read saw that I knew
French, a fact which I had concealed during the whole time I was at
my first private school. I messed with Milton and Herbert Scott, and
after the first fortnight I became one of the two fags apportioned to
Heywood-Lonsdale.

The captain of the House was Charlie Wood, Lord Halifax’s eldest son, and
his younger brother, Francis, was a contemporary of mine and in the same
house, but Francis, who was the most delightful of boys and the source
and centre of endless fun, died at Eton in the Lent half of 1889.

Fagging was a light operation. One had to make one’s fagmaster tea, two
pieces of toast, and sometimes boil some eggs, show that one’s hands were
clean, and that was all. Then one was free to cook buttered eggs or fry
sausages for one’s own tea.

On my first Sunday at Eton I had breakfast with Arthur Ponsonby, who was
at Cornish’s, and I was invited to luncheon at Norman Tower, Windsor,
where the Ponsonbys lived. There I found my Uncle Henry, my Aunt M’aimée,
my cousins, Betty and Maggie and Johnny, and the Mildmay boys, who were
also at Eton then.

In the afternoon we went for a walk in the private grounds of the Home
Park with Johnny, and he took us to a grotto called the Black Hole of
Calcutta, which was supposed to represent the exact dimensions of that
infamous prison. It had a small, thick, glazed glass window at the top
of it. On the floor was a heap of stones. Johnny suggested our throwing
stones at the window, and soon a spirited stone-throwing competition
began. The window was already partly shattered when warning was given
that someone was coming. We thought it might be the Queen, and we darted
out of the grotto and ran for our lives.

The whole of my Eton life was starred with these Sundays at the Norman
Tower, which I looked forward to during the whole week. Maggie would take
us sometimes into the Library and the State Rooms, and we used sometimes
to hear the approaching footsteps of some of the Royal Family, and race
for our life through the empty rooms.

One day we came upon the Empress Frederick, who was quietly enjoying the
pictures by herself.

Sometimes in the afternoon Betty would take me up to her room and read
out books to me, but that was later.

Our house played football with Evans’, Radcliffe’s, and Ainger’s. We had
to play four times a week, and though I was always a useless football
player, I thoroughly enjoyed these games, especially the changing
afterwards (when we roasted chestnuts in the fire as we undressed), and
the long teas. Milton, my mess-mate, was an enthusiastic, but not a
skilful chemist, and one day he blew off his eyebrows while making an
experiment.

At the end of my first half we had a concert in the house, in which I
took part in the chorus. I had organ lessons from Mr. Clapshaw, and
during my first half I once had the treat of hearing Jimmy Joynes preach
in Lower Chapel. He had been lower master for years, and had just left
Eton; he came down to pay a visit, and this was the last time he ever
preached at Eton. His sermons were of the anecdotal type, full of quaint,
pathetic, and dramatic stories of the triumph of innocence. They were
greatly enjoyed by the boys. In the evening, after prayers, my tutor used
to come round the boys’ rooms and talk to every boy. He used to come into
the room saying: “Qu’est-ce que c’est que ci que ça?” My friends were
Dunglass, Herbert Scott, Milton, Stewart, and Brackley. After Eton days
I never saw Stewart again till 1914, when the war had just begun. I met
him then in Paris. He was in the Intelligence. He had been imprisoned in
Germany before the war, and he was killed one day while riding through
the town of Braisne on the Aisne.

Dunglass was peculiarly untidy in his clothes, and his hat was always
brushed round the wrong way. My tutor used to say to him: “You’re covered
with garbage from head to foot,” and sometimes to me: “If your friends
and relations could see you now they would have a fit.”

In the evenings the Lower boys did their work in pupil room. Boys in
fifth form, when they were slack, did the same as a punishment, and this
was called penal servitude. While they prepared their lessons or did
their verses, my tutor would be taking older boys in what was called
_private_; this in our case meant special lessons in Greek. One night
these older boys were construing Xenophon, and a boy called Rashleigh
could not translate the phrase, “Τοὺς πρὸς ἐμὲ λέγοντας.”[3] My tutor
repeated it over and over again, and then appealed to us Lower boys.
I knew what it meant, but when I was asked I repeated exactly what
Rashleigh had said, like one hypnotised, much to my tutor’s annoyance.

Sometimes when my tutor was really annoyed he would say: “Do you ever
wake up in the middle of the night and think what a ghastly fool you
are?” Another time he said to a boy: “You’ve no more manners than a cow,
and a _bad_ cow, too.” When the word δύναμαι occurred in Greek, my tutor
made a great point of distinguishing the pronunciation of δύναμαι and
δυνάμει. δύναμαι he pronounced more broadly. When we read out the word
δύναμαι we made no such distinction, and he used to say, “Do you mean
_dunamẏ_ or _dunamai_?” It was our great delight to draw this expression
from him, and whenever the word δύναμαι occurred we were careful to
accent the last syllable as slightly as possible. It never failed.

We did verses once a week. A little later most of these were done in the
house by a boy called Malcolm, who had the talent for dictating verses,
on any subject, while he was eating his breakfast, with the necessary
number of mistakes and to the exact degree of badness needed for the
standard of each boy, for if they were at all too good my tutor would
write on them, “Who is the poet?” In return for this I did the French
for him and a number of other boys. Latin verses both then, and until
I left Eton, were the most important event of the week’s work. When
one’s verses had been done and signed by one’s tutor one gave a gasp of
relief. Sometimes he tore them up and one had to do them again. I was a
bad writer of Latin verse. The kind of mistakes I made exasperated my
tutor to madness, especially when I ventured on lyrics which he implored
me once never to attempt again. In spite of the trouble verses gave one,
even when they were partly done by someone else, one preferred doing
them to a long passage of Latin prose, which was sometimes a possible
alternative. It is a strange fact, but none the less true, that boys can
acquire a mechanical facility for doing Latin verse of a kind, with the
help of a gradus, without knowing either what the English or the Latin is
about.

The subjects given for Latin verse, what we called _sense_ for verses,
were sometimes amusing. The favourite subject from the boys’ point of
view was Spring. It was a favourite subject among the masters, too. It
afforded opportunities for innumerable clichés, which were easy to find.
One of the masters giving out sense for verses used to say: “This week
we will do verses”—and then, as if it were something unheard of—“on
Spring. Take down some hints. The grass is green, sheep bleat, sound of
water is heard in the distance—might perhaps get in _desilientis aquæ_.”

The same master said one day, to a boy who had done some verses on
Charles II., “_Castus et infelix_ is hardly an appropriate epithet for
Charles II.” Once we had a lyric on a toad. “Avoid the gardener, a
dangerous man,” was one of the hints which I rendered:

    “Fas tibi sit bufo custodem fallere agelli.”

The whole of my first half was like Paradise, and I came back to Membland
for the holidays quite radiant.

When I went back for my second half I was in the Upper Fourth in the
Lower Master’s Division. The Lower Master was Austen Leigh and the boys
called him the Flea. I started, when I was up to him, the fiction that
I could scarcely write, that the process was so difficult to me that a
totally illegible script was all that could be expected from me. This was
completely successful throughout the half, but in Trials I did well. I
had started off by getting the holiday task prize, the holiday task being
the _Lord of the Isles_, and as I had read a great part of it in the
train going back, and as none of the other boys had read any of it, I got
the prize.

Those holidays Chérie took Susan and myself to Paris. We stayed at the
Hôtel Normandy in the Rue de l’Échelle, and I started from Eton the day
before the result of Trials was declared. The day we arrived in Paris a
blue telegram came telling us the result. It ran as follows: “Brinkman
divinity prize, distinction in Trials, Trial Prize.” This meant that for
the distinction, one had a cross next to one’s name in the school list
for the rest of one’s Eton career. The Trial prize meant one was first in
Trials in the division. It was a complete triumph, and the Lower Master
wrote in my report: “Had I known what I discovered at the end of the half
that he could write perfectly well, I would have torn up every scrap
of his work during the half.” But it was an idle regret, as he did not
discover it until too late. We spent the whole of the holidays in Paris
and enjoyed it wildly.

Looking at a letter which I wrote from Paris (March 1888) at this time,
I see we did some strenuous sight-seeing. We went to Notre Dame des
Victoires, to the Musée Grévin, to Sainte Geneviève, la Foire de Jambon,
the Jardin d’Acclimatation, and the Bois de Boulogne; we breakfasted at
the Café de Paris, with anisette at the end of the meal; went to hear “la
Belle musique sacrée” at the Châtelet, where Mademoiselle Kraus sang and
Mounet Sully recited; we visited the Panthéon, saw Victor Hugo’s tomb,
the Musée Cluny; had breakfast at Foyod’s, and saw the Archbishop of
Paris officiate at Notre Dame, and went to the Louvre. All this was in
Holy Week.

The next week we went to Versailles, the Sainte Chapelle, and the
Invalides; saw Reichemberg and Samary act in the _Le Monde ou l’on
s’ennuie_ at the Théâtre français and _Michel Strogoff_ at the Châtelet.

On Monday, 2nd April, I wrote home: “Nous allons jeter une plume et la
suivre.” We also saw a play of Georges Ohnet’s at the Porte Saint Martin
called _La Grande Marnière_ and _Le Prophète_ at the opera, with Jean de
Reske singing the part of the false Messiah. We saw this from a little
box high up in the fourth tier, and when we arrived we found a lady and a
gentleman in our seats. We had expressly paid for the front seats. Chérie
was indignant, and had it out with the gentleman, who gave way under
protest. “Vous voyez,” said the lady, “Monsieur vous cède sa place.”
“C’est ce qu’un Monsieur doit faire,” said Chérie. “On rencontre des
gens,” said the lady, shrugging her shoulders.

We did not go to see _L’Abbé Constantin_, as Chérie said it was “_une
pièce de carême_.”

On our last night in Paris we went to see a farce called _Cocart et
Bicoquet_ at the Renaissance. This play had been recommended to Chérie
by a French friend of hers, who thought we did not understand French
enough to follow dialogue. After the first act, Chérie became uneasy, and
no sooner was the second act well under way than Chérie took us away.
It was, she said to me, no play for Susan. She added that whenever she
had tried to distract Susan’s attention from the more scabrous moments
by saying, “Regarde cette manche,” and by calling her attention to
interesting details in the toilettes of the audience, I had recalled
Susan’s attention to the play by my only too well-timed laughter.

The year after this, 1889, we again went to Paris—Chérie, Susan, and
myself—and this year Hugo came with us. Great preparations were being
made for the Exhibition. It was not yet open, but the Eiffel Tower was
finished, and we saw the reconstruction of the _Le Vieux Paris_ and a
representation of Latude escaping from the Bastille.

We also saw _Maître Guérin_ performed at the Théâtre français, with Got
Worms, Baretta, and Pierson in the cast. Got’s performance as the old,
infinitely cunning, and scheming _notaire_, who is finally deserted by
his hitherto submissive wife, was said to be the finest thing he ever did.

We saw two melodramas—_Robert Macaire_ and _La Porteuse de Pain;
Zampa_ at the Opéra Comique and _Belle Maman_, Sardou’s comedy at the
Gymnase; and Chérie and I went to see Sarah Bernhardt in perhaps the
worst play to which she ever lent her incomparable genius, and which,
I imagine, she chose simply to give herself the opportunity of playing
a quiet death scene. It was an adaptation of the English novel, _As in
a Looking-Glass_. Bad or good, I enjoyed it, and wrote home a detailed
criticism of the play. This is what I wrote: “The adaptation of the
book is bad. They evidently think you are perfectly acquainted with the
book, and the sharp outline and light and shade of character is not
sufficiently marked. In the first act you see about a dozen people who
come in and who don’t let you know who they are, and who never appear
again, and you do not arrive at the dramatic part till the last act.

“The story is briefly thus: Léna is staying with Mrs. Broadway, very
_Sainte Nitouche!_ everyone admiring her and all the _octogenaires_ in
love with her. She (whose _passé_ is not _sans tache_) is under the
power of a certain Jack Fortinbras, who forces her, under the penalty
of unveiling her past, to marry a certain Lord Ramsey. Léna has in her
possession a letter which Ramsey wrote to a Lady Dower, whose name is
also Léna, and the letter is in very affectionate terms. Ramsey is
engaged to Beatrice, and Léna shows this letter to Beatrice and says it
was to her! Of course, Beatrice thinks Ramsey _un lâche_ and leaves the
house, saying her marriage is impossible, and leaving a letter for Ramsey
to that effect. Act II. is in Léna’s house. Fortinbras comes and plays
cards with a young man and cheats. Ramsey sees this, and Fortinbras is
turned out of the house.

“ACT III., _Monte Carlo_.—Léna is staying there with Ramsey, with whom
she is now desperately in love. Fortinbras appears and asks for money,
which she gives. Ramsey comes in and asks why she is agitated. She says
she is helpless, alone. He confesses his love for her, and she, in a
nervous excitement, says, “Je t’adore,” and so scheming to marry for
money, she finds she is dreadfully in love with him.

“ACT IV.—They are married and in Scotland. Fortinbras appears tracked by
detectives and asks for 200,000 (pounds or francs?) at once, or he tells
of her _passé_. Then Sarah Bernhardt was superb. It was quite impossible
for her to get the money, and she is so happy with her husband. At this
crisis Ramsey comes in and half strangles Fortinbras, who, when let go,
reveals all Léna’s past. At the words, ‘Cette femme m’aimait une fois,’
Léna _jette un cri d’angoisse_, I would have given anything for you to
have seen her act that scene. Ramsey hears it all, and, when given the
proofs that are in letters, throws them into the fire, and Fortinbras is
given to the detectives and Ramsey is alone with Léna and tells her that
he really believes what the man said. She cannot deny it, and confesses
the whole thing. Her acting was supreme, and Ramsey says to her, ‘Et
m’avez vous jamais aimé?’ Then she gives way and bursts into _sanglots_,
and implores him to believe her, and that she adored him. He refuses to
believe her and goes out. Then all is pantomime. She takes up a knife,
throws it down, gets a little bottle of ‘morphine,’ drinks it, sits down
with Ramsey’s photograph in her hand; then come seven minutes of silence.
All pantomime, but what pantomime; she quietly dies. I have never seen
such a splendid bit of acting. It was lovely. As she is dying, Ramsey
tries to come in, but the door is locked. He comes in at the window in
an agony of grief and forgives her. Just when he is at the door she
stretches out her hand and falls back _épuisée_. It was beautiful.”

I remember a doctor saying, as we went out of the theatre: “Mais ce n’est
pas comme cela qu’on meurt de la morphine,”—upon which someone else
answered: “Alors, ceux qui ont dit: Voilà une mort réaliste ont dit une
sottise. Pourtant elle a été dite.”

We went to the cemetery of the Père Lachaise, and the tombs that I cited
in a letter are those of Héloïse and Abelard, Balzac, Alfred de Musset,
Bizet, and Géricault.

I went back to Eton for my first summer half, which is said to be the
most blissful moment of Eton life, and I think in my case it was. The
first thing one had to do was to pass swimming. I had learnt to swim at
Eastbourne, and I swam as well as I ever did before or afterwards, but
to pass, one had to swim in a peculiar way. The passing was supervised
by my tutor, and I failed to pass twice, chiefly, I think, owing to the
curious nature of my dive from the boat, which took the form of a high
leap into the air and a descent on all-fours into the water. “Swim to
the bank,” said my tutor, much to my disappointment. The second time I
failed again, but there was soon a third trial, and I passed. I at once
hired an outrigged gig with another boy, and then a period of unmixed
enjoyment began: rows up to Surley every afternoon and ginger-beer in
the garden there, bathes in the evening at Cuckoo Weir, teas at Little
Brown’s, where one ordered new potatoes and asparagus, or cold salmon and
cucumber, gooseberries and cream, raspberries and cream, and every fresh
delicacy of the season in turn. Little Brown’s, the school sock-shop next
to Ingalton Drake’s, the stationer’s, which we still called Williams’,
was then controlled by Brown, who was a comfortable lady rather like
the pictures of the Queen of Hearts in _Alice in Wonderland_. She was
assisted by Phœbe, who kept order with great spirit, in a seething mass
of unruly boys, all shouting at the top of their voices and clamouring
to be served first. Brown’s was open before early school, and if one
had the energy, one got up in time to go and have a coffee and a bun
there. It was well worth the effort, for the buns were slit open and
filled with butter, and then, not toasted, but baked in the oven, and
were crisp, hot, and delicious. Brown and Phœbe had the most marvellous
memory for faces I have ever come across. They would remember a boy
years afterwards, and when I was at Eton I used often to hear Brown say
to Phœbe, as some very middle-aged man passed the window, “There’s Mr.
So-and-so.”

There was a pandemonium in the front of the shop; in the little room
at the back of the shop only swells went. There was another sock-shop
called Rowland’s, near Barnes Pool, which had a garden and an arbour, and
sold scalloped prawns in winter and wonderful strawberry messes in the
summer. Then farther up town there was Califano, who was celebrated for
his fiery temper, and in Windsor there was Leighton’s. But Brown’s was
the smallest and cosiest of all the sock-shops, and nothing at any of the
others could vie with her hot buns in the early morning.

I was now in Remove, and once more under the tuition of Mr. Heygate.
We no longer translated Greek stories and epigrams from the delightful
collection called _Sertum_, which was used in the Fourth Form. This book
is now out of print, but I fortunately possess a copy. It is a most
delightful anthology of short anecdotes and poems. On the other hand, we
did Sidgwick’s Greek exercises, a book of very short English stories,
which have to be translated into Greek. It is one of the most charming
books ever written, and even now I can read it when I can’t read anything
else.

I can’t remember what we read in school that half, but I remember reading
_Monte Cristo_ out of school. My mother had given me an illustrated
edition of it on my birthday. On the afternoon of a whole school day
I was reading of Dantès’ escape from the Chateau d’If, and I became
oblivious of the passage of time. The school clock chimed the quarters,
but I heeded them not. Just before the school hour was ended the boys’
maid came in and told me I was missing school. I flung away my book and
ran breathless to upper school, where I found the boys just going out.
I had missed school, an unheard-of thing to do, which meant probably
writing out endless exercises of Bradley’s Latin prose. Each division
had what was called a Prepostor, a boy who kept a book in which he was
supposed to note all boys who were absent, and to find out if they were
staying out, which meant staying out of lessons, that is to say, staying
indoors on account of sickness, in which case the Dame of the house had
to sign a statement to that effect in the prepostor’s book, and add also
whether they were excused lessons; if they were not excused lessons they
had to do written work in the house. On this day the prepostor had not
noticed my absence, nor had Mr. Heygate, and I joined the crowd of boys
running downstairs as if I had been there all the time.

There were two sorts of masters at Eton—those who could keep order and
those who couldn’t. With those who could, there was never any question
of ragging. Boys knew at once what was impossible and accepted it. They
also knew in a moment when it was possible, and they lost no minute of
their opportunities, and at once began to harass the wretched master
with importunate, absurd, and impertinent questions, seeing how far they
could go in veiled insolence without overstepping the line of danger. It
was the masters who taught mathematics and French who had the worst time,
with the exception of Monsieur Hua, who was an admirable teacher and
stood no nonsense.

In Remove we did science. There were three science masters—Mr. Porter,
Mr. Drew, and Mr. Hale (Badger). I was taught by them all in turn. Mr.
Drew used to produce a mysterious and rather dirty-looking bit of stony
metal or metallic stone, and say in a confidential whisper: “Do you know
what that is? It’s quartz.” Badger Hale had only one experiment. It was
a split football which was made to revolve by turning a handle, and
proved, but hardly to our satisfaction, the centrifugal tendency of the
earth. Mr. Porter’s science lectures, on the other hand, were fraught
with excitement. Apparatus after apparatus was brought in, and experiment
after experiment was attempted, sometimes involving explosions. Sometimes
they failed. Sometimes, just at the critical moment we would laugh. Mr.
Porter would say: “I have been three days trying to get this experiment
ready, and now you have spoilt it all.” “Please, sir, we were not
laughing,” we would say. “You were looking as if you were laughing, and
that disturbs me just as much,” Mr. Porter would answer. It was no use
accusing us of laughing, because we always denied it at once, and after
a time he would always say: “Write out the verbs in _mi_ for looking as
if you were laughing.” At the end of the half, Mr. Porter gave what was
called a “Good Boys’ Lecture,” at which the first nine boys of all the
various sets he taught attended, if their work had been satisfactory
throughout the term. I went to three of these or more. They were lectures
with coloured magic-lantern slides, showing views of places all over
the world, from Indus to the Pole. Never have I enjoyed anything more.
There was a slide of Vesuvius in eruption, and slides of Venice and New
Zealand, which were entrancingly beautiful. But one half, the Good Boy
Lecture was confined to Mr. Porter’s holiday trip to the Isle of Skye,
and the slides were not coloured. This lecture was a disappointment, and
I am afraid, from the boys’ point of view, a failure. Another remarkable
lecture Mr. Porter gave was on soap-bubbles. Films of soap bubble were
projected by some device on to a screen, so that you saw the prismatic
colours enlarged and as vivid as rainbows. While this was going on,
a boy called Harben, who had a fruity alto voice, sang a sentimental
song into a tube; the vibrations of the sound had a strange effect on
the soap-bubble films, and made them change rapidly into a multitude
of kaleidoscopic shapes and gyrations and symmetrical patterns. So Mr.
Porter was the precursor of Skriabin’s Symphony, in which the music is
assisted by visible colour.

Mr. Porter gave a series of lectures on electricity out of school. I and
a boy in my house, Francis Egerton, applied to go to these. Mr. Porter
somewhat reluctantly and suspiciously allowed us to come. They were
rather stiff and advanced lectures, involving a good deal of formula
writing on the blackboard with _pi_ and other mysterious signs, but there
were also experiments. We did not understand one word of it, but soon a
difficult experiment was begun, which Mr. Porter said had taken him days
to prepare. He was doubtful whether it would succeed. This was a rash
remark. Egerton and I rocked with laughter. We laughed till we cried.
There was no question of looking as if we were laughing. We were not
allowed to go to any more lectures on electricity. There was an assistant
masters’ prize given for science, and it was either that or the following
year that the subject was physiography. I went in for this prize, staying
out the whole Sunday before so as to have time to read the book on which
we were to be examined, a short book by Huxley. I competed and won the
prize. When it came to choosing a book for my prize, I chose _The Epic
of Hades_, by Lewis Morris. I had to go to Mr. Cornish, who was not yet
Vice-Provost, to have my name written in it. He was disgusted with my
choice, and he advised me to change the book. But I was obdurate. I had
chosen the book for its nice smooth binding, and nothing would make me
reconsider my decision. “It’s poor stuff,” said Mr. Cornish; “it’s like
boys’ Latin verses when they’re very good.”

There were two other French masters besides M. Hua—M. Roublot and M.
Banck. M. Banck was sublimely strict, but M. Roublot was easygoing,
good-natured, but lacking in authority. During his lesson we used to
read the newspapers and write our letters, but we liked him too much
to rag. We used to bring in all our occupations for the week, and
stacks of writing-paper. One day when this was happening, and every boy
was pleasantly but busily engaged in some occupation of his own, who
should walk in but the Headmaster, Dr. Warre. The newspapers and the
writing-paper and envelopes disappeared as by magic, and M. Roublot at
once put on the safest boy to construe. Dr. Warre, who had grasped the
situation, told us that our conduct was disgraceful.

He often made sudden visits to divisions, and stood up by the master’s
desk while the work went on. These visits were always alarming, and one
day, when he had just gone out of the room, one of the boys said: “Lord,
how that man makes me sweat!” But there was one other French master who
was not French, but far more formidable than all the rest, and this was
Mr. Frank Tarver. Mr. Tarver was a perfect French scholar, and when he
explained what the word _bock_ meant, and said: “When you go to a café
in Paris you sit down and say, ‘Garçon, un bock,’” one felt that one had
before one a perfect man of the world. But sometimes there were no bounds
to his anger, especially if he found that one had not looked out words
in the dictionary, or if one translated _encore_ by _again_. One day I
remember his being in such a passion that he took a drawer from his desk
and flung it on the ground. It is a great thing to be able to do this
effectually. The boys quaked. Most of us liked him very much all the
same; but to some he was a terror.

Mathematical lessons were always a difficulty in my case. I should never
have passed Trials in mathematics had it not been for Euclid, which
counted together with arithmetic and algebra. Fortunately I could do
Euclid without difficulty, so I always got enough marks in that subject
to make up for getting none at all in the two other branches of the
science.

Every week we had a task called an extra-work to do out of school, which
was meant to represent an hour’s work of mathematics, and consisted
of sums in arithmetic and algebra. It generally took me more than an
hour, and I never managed to get a sum right. When we used to get into
hopeless arrears with our work, and everything was in an inextricable
tangle, there was always one solution, and that was to stay out; but to
be excused lessons one had to go to bed, and for that it was necessary
to catch cold. But just an ordinary attack of Friday fever was enough to
stay out. We complained of a bad headache and incipient insomnia, and
Miss Copeman let us stay out at once, thinking it might be the beginning
of measles, and we sat in her sitting-room reading a novel till the
crisis was over.

At the slightest sign of a real streaming cold my tutor used to pack us
off to bed and keep us there till it was gone, and we were allowed bound
volumes of the _Illustrated London News_ from the boys’ library, and my
tutor would lend us books from his own library.

Each boy in a division had to be prepostor for the division for a week at
a time in turn. With the prepostor’s book one marked in the boys who were
absent, either from school or chapel. One had a list of the boys’ names
at the end of the book and ticked them off as they walked into chapel.
This sounds a simple thing to do, but as the boys used to come in at the
last minute and all together, and one had to take up the book to a master
before chapel began, I found it flustering to a degree, and never knew
if I had marked everyone in or not. I had to go to the Headmaster once
for losing the prepostor’s book, and he said I had played fast and loose
with a position of grave responsibility, and gave me three exercises of
Bradley’s Prose to write out.

After the summer half I was in Arthur Benson’s division. We read passages
from the _Odyssey_, Virgil, and Horace’s _Odes_, the Second Book, and
for the first time I enjoyed some Latin. I thought Horace’s _Odes_
delightful. Arthur Benson used to make us draw pictures illustrating
episodes in Greek history, and he would stick them up on the wall if
they were good. One of the subjects suggested was the bridge of boats
that Xerxes threw across the sea, and I remember drawing a magnificent
picture, with the hills of the Chersonese in the background, copied from
some illustrations of the Crimean War, and a realistic flat bridge made
of planks placed on broad punts. He was delighted with the picture and
put it up at once, and sometimes he used to take older boys to see it.

There was not much religious instruction at Eton. We construed the Greek
Testament on Monday mornings, but this was a Greek lesson like any other;
and Sunday was made hideous by an exercise called Sunday Questions, which
had to be done on that day, and which we always put off doing to the
last possible moment. These were questions on historical points in the
Old Testament, and entailed finding out the answers from some such book
as Maclear’s _Old Testament History_, and writing four large sheets of
MSS. The questions were sometimes puzzling, and we used to consult Miss
Copeman, and sometimes, as a last resort, my tutor, who used to say: “I
can’t think what Mr. Benson”—or whoever it might be—“can mean.” I have
still got a copy of Sunday Questions done at Eton. In this set we were
told to give the probable dates showing the duration of the kingdoms of
Israel and Judah, and what was going on in any other countries. Another
question is: “Why was Pharaoh Necho against Judah? How did he treat their
successive kings?” And the last question (there were several others) was:
“Distinguish carefully between Jehoiakim and Jehoiakin.” I seem to have
answered these questions rather evasively, but I got seven marks out of
ten.

Besides this, boys got their religion from the sermons in Chapel, of
which they were highly critical. They enjoyed a good preacher, and
some of the masters and guests were good preachers, but the boys were
merciless critics of a bad or ludicrous preacher, and there were many of
these. One of the masters preached symbolic sermons about the meaning
of the Four Beasts. Another used to begin his sermons by saying: “The
story of the Prodigal Son is too well known to repeat. We all know how⸺”
and then elaborately retell what was supposed to be too well known to
tell at all. Before boys were confirmed they received special tuition
on religious and moral topics from their tutor, but I missed it by
having measles. So I was confirmed in the holidays, and just before my
confirmation it struck my mother that I was singularly unprepared, so she
sent me to see my Uncle Henry Ponsonby’s brother, who was a clergyman. We
called him Uncle Fred; his sister had married one of my uncles. He had
a great sense of humour, and was rather shy. He was also extremely High
Church. When I arrived with a note from my mother, in which he was asked
to examine me in theology, he was embarrassed, and he said: “Well, I will
ask you your catechism, What is your name, N. or M.?” And then he laughed
and said, “I think that will do.” When I told my mother this, she sent me
to another clergyman who did talk, but confined the conversation to moral
generalities, and said no word about the catechism. So I may say I had no
religious instruction at school during all my school-time, for which I
have always been profoundly grateful.

Music lessons became a difficulty and a stumbling-block as time went on.
I had organ lessons, and they were, of course, given out of school, and
these lessons and the necessary practice took up a lot of one’s spare
time, besides having to give way to work. Mr. Joseph Barnby, the organist
and the head of the music masters, said: “Your parents pay for your
music lessons just as they pay for your Latin lessons, and so you ought
to take just as much trouble about them.” This was quite true, but the
other masters did not see the matter in the same light. They couldn’t be
expected to take music lessons seriously, and said that music must in all
cases always give way to work.

The result was one scamped one’s practice and shirked one’s music lesson
on every possible opportunity. Matters came to such a pitch that I was
sent for by Mr. Barnby. The situation was aggravated because Dunglass
and I had unwittingly offended the violin master, and had gone into his
room while he was giving a lesson to another boy, and had then shut the
door rather more violently than was necessary. Mr. Barnby was indignant.
My brother John had been one of his best pupils. He said our conduct was
scandalous. I had employed base subterfuges to shirk music lessons, and
I and Dunglass had insulted dear kind Mr. Morsh. We apologised to Mr.
Morsh, and things went more smoothly; but I gave up the organ and had
lessons on the pianoforte instead. Mr. Barnby was quite right, but he got
no sympathy from the other masters, who continued to treat music as an
utterly unimportant side issue which must give way to everything else.
The result being, of course, that directly boys found that music lessons
made it more difficult for them to get through their work, they gave up
learning music. I have never stopped meeting people in after life who are
naturally musical, and bitterly regretted not having been taught music
seriously as boys; and if parents were wise they would insist on music
being taken seriously, if they pay for music lessons for their boys. But
as yet parents have done no such thing. Besides music lessons, there
was the musical society, which consisted of an orchestra and a chorus,
and performed a cantata at the school concert at the end of the half. I
belonged to this later, and we sang Parry’s setting to Swinburne’s Eton
“Ode” at the Eton Tercentenary Concert in June 1891. Mr. Barnby used to
conduct, and had an amazing knack of discovering someone who was not
singing, or singing a wrong note. The concerts were, I used to think,
intensely enjoyable. There was an atmosphere of triumph about them when
the swells used to walk in at the beginning in evening clothes, and
coloured scarves, which stood for various achievements either on the
river, the cricket or the football field. As each hero walked in there
were thunders of applause. Then a treble or an alto used to sing a song
that reduced the audience to tears: “Lay my head on your shoulder,
Daddy,” or “The Better Land.” There was a boy called Clarke, who used
to sing year after year till his voice broke. He had a melting voice.
During my last half at Eton there was a boy called Herz, who sang “Si
vous n’avez rien à me dire,” with startling dramatic effect, exactly like
a French professional. But the best moment of all was when the Captain
of the Boats sang the solo in the Eton Boating Song, whether he had got
a voice or not, and then the whole school sang the “Carmen Etonense” at
the end. What an audience it was! How they yelled and roared when a song
pleased them! I used sometimes to go to St. George’s Chapel at Windsor,
and Sir Walter Parratt used to let me sit in the organ loft. I heard
Bach’s “Passion Music of St. Matthew” in this way, and Sir Walter said:
“You must be as still as a mouse.”

I have said there were two kinds of masters: those who were ragged and
those who were not. The master who was most ragged was a mathematical
master called Mr. Mozley. He punished, but could never stop the stream of
impertinent comment that went on through the hours of his instruction.
One day we got a boy called Studd to practise “God save the Queen” at
his open window. His window looked out on to a yard, and Mr. Mozley’s
schoolroom was on the ground floor of the house next door to ours and
looked out on to the same yard. The windows were open. It was a hot
summer’s afternoon, and the strains of “God save the Queen” came in
through Mr. Mozley’s window. Every time the tune began we stood up. “Sit
down,” cried the Mo, or Ikey Mo, as he was called. “National Anthem,
sir,” we said; “we must stand up.” There was a short pause. Then the tune
began again. Again we all stood up. Mr. Mozley rushed to the window,
but there was no sign of any violinist. For ten minutes there was no
interruption, and then, just when Mr. Mozley, by a shower of punishments,
thought he had got the division in hand once more, the tune began again,
and again we all stood up with plaintive, resigned faces, as though
nobody minded the interruption more than we did.

Another master who was mercilessly ragged was Mr. Bouchier,[4] who was
deaf, and afterwards a famous _Times_ correspondent at Sofia—a man
who could do what he liked with the Bulgars, but who could not manage
a division of Eton boys. The boys took mice into his schoolroom, and
ultimately he had to go away.

There were masters who were stimulating teachers and roused the interest
of boys in topics outside the ordinary routine of work, and others who
kept scrupulously to the routine. The latter were the fairest, for when
outside topics were discussed probably only a minority of the boys
listened. It was above the heads of many. Arthur Benson kept scrupulously
to the routine; he made it as interesting as he could, but rarely
diverged on to stray topics, and never on to such topics that would only
interest a few of the boys. Edward Lyttelton did exactly the opposite.
When I was in his division there were about half a dozen boys who were
advanced, and had got shoved up into his division by a rapid rise. The
others were solid, stolid dunces. Edward Lyttelton devoted his time to
the intelligent, and spent much time in conversation on such topics as
ritual in Church, the reign of Charlemagne, and the acting at the Comédie
française. He carried on teaching by asking a quantity of questions
which entailed a great deal of interesting comment and argument. In the
meantime the dunces ragged. I was good at answering his questions, but I
joined in the ragging, nevertheless, partly from a sense of loyalty to
raggers in general. The result was that at the end of the half I was top
of his division for the school-time, but I forfeited the prize owing, as
he said in my report, to my incorrigible babyishness. My tutor thought
this unfair, and gave me a book instead of the prize. Mr. Rawlins, who
was afterwards Lower Master and then Vice-Provost, was a good teacher,
but his chief hobby was grammar, and he talked far above our heads. I
startled him one day. We were construing an Ode of Horace, where a phrase
occurred mentioning the difficulty of removing her cubs from, I think,
a Gætulan lioness.[5] He said, “There is a parallel to that in French
poetry.” I said, “Yes,” and quoted the lines from _Hernani_ I had known
for so long:

    “Il vaudrait mieux aller au tigre même
    Arracher ses petits qu’à moi celui que j’aime.”

He was dumbstruck.

I was two years a lower boy, and reached the lower division of fifth form
by September 1889. Hugo arrived at Eton, and we shared a room together.
We messed together with Dunglass, who had an order at Little Brown’s
of a shilling a day. Every day on the sideboard of the passage a large
plate used to await us in a brown paper parcel containing eggs and bacon
or sausages or fish. My tutor changed his house, and we exchanged the
convenient house opposite the school-yard for a house that was once
Marindin’s, on the Etonwick road. It was far to go, and one had to get up
early if one wished for coffee and a bun at Little Brown’s before early
school.

Dunglass and I used to read a good many books. Rider Haggard and Edna
Lyall were our favourite authors; Stevenson got a second or third place;
but _Jane Eyre_ and _Ben Hur_ were approved of, and _Monte Cristo_ got
the first prize of all. After Rider Haggard and Edna Lyall, I had a
passion for Marion Crawford’s books and read every one I could get hold
of. I have still got a list of the books I read in the year 1889, marked
according to merit. It is as follows:

    NAME OF AUTHOR.      NAME OF BOOK.                  REMARKS.

    Edna Lyall          _Donovan_                       Worth reading.
          ”             _We Two_                            ”
          ”             _In the Golden Days_            Exciting.
          ”             _Won by Waiting_                Very good.
          ”             _Knight Errant_                 Worth reading.
          ”             _The Autobiography of a
                          Slander_                      Very good.
          ”             _Derrick Vaughan, Novelist_     Worth reading.
    Shorthouse          _John Inglesant_                Excellent.
          ”             _The Countess Eve_              Not worth reading.
    Rider Haggard       _King Solomon’s Mines_          Excellent.
          ”             _She_                           Thrilling.
          ”             _Jess_                          Worth reading.
          ”             _Allan Quatermain_              Exciting.
          ”             _Mr. Meeson’s Will_             Trash.
          ”             _Maiwa’s Revenge_               Trash.
    Alphonse Daudet     _Tartarin de Tarascon_          Very good.
    Alexandre Dumas     _Le Comte de Monte Cristo_      Perfect book.
          ”             _La Dame de Monsoreau_          Worth reading.
    Halévy              _L’Abbé Constantin_             Very good.
    Octave Feuillet     _Le Roman d’un jeune homme
                           pauvre_                      Very good.
    Lord Lytton         _The Last Days of Pompeii_      Excellent.
    Marion Crawford     _Mr. Isaacs_                    Worth reading.
          ”             _Dr. Claudius_                        ”
          ”             _Zoroaster_                           ”
          ”             _A Roman Singer_                      ”
          ”             _A Tale of a Lonely Parish_     Very good.
          ”             _Saracinesca_                   Worth reading.
          ”             _Paul Patoff_                   Exciting.
          ”             _Marzio’s Crucifix_             Worth reading.
          ”             _Greifenstein_                  Thrilling.
          ”             _With the Immortals_            Worth reading.
          ”             _Sant’ Ilario_                        ”
    Charles Kingsley    _Two Years Ago_                       ”
    George Eliot        _Silas Marner_                  Very good.
          ”             _Adam Bede_                     Perfect book.
          ”             _Romola_                        Very good.
          ”             _The Mill on the Floss_         Perfect book.
    Whyte-Melville      _Katerfelto_                    Very good.
          ”             _The White Rose_                Worth reading.
          ”             _The Gladiators_                     ”
    Lew Wallace         _Ben Hur_                       Excellent.
    Graham              _Neæra_                         Worth reading.
    Mrs. Humphry Ward   _Robert Elsmere_                     ”
    Wilkie Collins      _The Woman in White_            Very good.
    A. C. Gunter        _That Frenchman_                Thrilling.
    Charles Reade       _Foul Play_                     Worth reading.
    R. L. Stevenson     _Treasure Island_               Perfect book.
          ”             _Kidnapped_                     Excellent.
          ”             _Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde_       Thrilling.
          ”             _New Arabian Nights_            Very good.
          ”             _The Dynamiter_                      ”
          ”             _The Master of Ballantrae_      Excellent.
    Julian Hawthorne    _Mrs. Gainsborough’s Diamonds_  Very good.
    Charlotte Brontë    _Jane Eyre_
    Charles Kingsley    _Westward Ho!_

The reason the last two have no comments was probably because the red
ink in which the comments were made had run out. I remember being
particularly thrilled by _Jane Eyre_, and so was Dunglass, who read it at
the same time.

The 4th of June was an excitement for boys who were just beginning their
Eton career, but older boys were most blasé about it and preferred short
leave. We made great preparations for my first 4th of June; grease spots
were ironed out of the tablecloth, everything that looked untidy was
put away; the window-box, which did duty for a garden, was prepared and
decked. I struck out a bold note in my window-box by having a fountain in
it, made by Mr. Duffield of High Street, according to my instructions.
There was a square tin basin and a fountain in the middle of it, which
was fed from a tank which was hung high up by the side of the window.
The fountain worked successfully, but made a great mess, and the boys’
maid had no patience with it. When my tutor came round in the evening,
the night before the 4th of June, he said the room looked like a whited
sepulchre. I had visitors on the 4th of June. Chérie came, and I forget
which other members of the family.

Once every half the Headmaster used to ask Hugo and myself to breakfast.
This we enjoyed; it was an excellent breakfast, with lots of sausages.
The Headmaster used to look at the _Times_, comment on the House of
Commons, quote Horace, and ask after John and Cecil. Other masters
asked one to breakfast as well, and I think few things gave the boys so
much pleasure. They used to discuss every detail of the breakfast with
the other boys afterwards, and retail everything the master had said.
I enjoyed my breakfasts with Mr. Impey most; he used to tell me about
books, and we used to discuss Rider Haggard and Stevenson. I greatly
preferred Rider Haggard, and I had just read _King Solomon’s Mines_, and
had one night sat up late reading _She_.

Long leave and short leave were two great excitements. When I went for
short leave I used to go by the earliest possible train and arrive at
my sister Margaret’s house long before breakfast. When long leave came
about, we always went to a play on Saturday night, and I remember seeing
_Captain Swift_ at the Haymarket, and Coquelin in _L’Étourdi_. For my
long leave of the summer of 1889, I had been looking forward for days to
going to see Sarah Bernhardt in _La Tosca_, but when I came up to London,
I found to my horror that Chérie and my mother had both been told it was
too horrible a play to go and see. My eloquent advocacy overcame Chérie’s
scruples. “Vraiment,” she said, “tu serais un superbe avocat.” And she,
Margaret, and I went off to the Lyceum and thoroughly enjoyed Sarah’s
harrowing and electric performance. While we were having dinner, before
starting, someone who was there said that two men who had been to see the
play had come out in the middle. Chérie, who by that time had decided we
were to go, said they must have been _des poules mouillées_.

I think it was in 1890 that Queen Victoria opened the New Schools at Eton
and made a speech. And one summer while I was at Eton, the German Emperor
inspected the Eton Volunteers. While he was doing this on horseback, a
boy called Cunliffe let off his rifle and the German Emperor’s horse
bolted into the playing fields.

Well-known people used to come and lecture at the literary society
sometimes, but the only famous man I heard while I was at Eton was
Mr. Gladstone, who lectured at the literary society in March 1891, on
Artemis, as revealed in Homer. I was fortunate enough to get a ticket for
this lecture. The boys, abstruse as the subject was, were spellbound.
There was only one joke in the lecture, and that would have been better
away. It was this: “Some of you may have heard the old story of the moon
being made of green cheese.” Pause for laughter and a dead silence. “The
moon might just as well,” continued Mr. Gladstone, “be made of green
cheese for all the purposes she serves in Homer.”

At the end of the lecture the Provost returned thanks, and then Mr.
Gladstone leapt to his feet and made an impassioned speech on classical
education. The last sentence of his peroration was as follows: “But
this, Mr. Provost, I venture to say, and say with confidence, and it
is not a fancy of youth nor the whim of the moment, but the conviction
forced upon me even more by the experience of life than by any reasoning
quality, that if the purposes of education be to fit the human mind for
the efficient performance of the greatest functions, the ancient culture,
and, above all, the Greek culture, is by far the best and strongest, the
most lasting, and the most elastic instrument that could possibly be
applied to it.”

As he said these words his eyes flashed, he opened and raised his arms,
and his body seemed to expand and grow tall. He seemed like the priest
of culture speaking inspired words. His voice rolled out in a golden
torrent, and as he said the words, “the best and strongest, the most
lasting, the most elastic,” they seemed to come to him with the certainty
of happy inspiration and with the accent of the unpremeditated. With
these words his voice reached its highest pitch of crescendo, and then,
slightly dying down, melodiously sank into silence.

This little speech showed me what great oratory could be.

At the end of my first year there was a prize called the Headmaster’s
prize for French, for lower boys. I competed for this. It was always
rather difficult to get a French prize at Eton, as there was usually a
French or a Canadian boy who spoke and knew the language like a native.
There was a special examination paper for this prize. I and a French
boy, whose name I have forgotten, both got 95 marks out of 100. Then the
papers were looked through again, and it was found that I had translated
the French word _hôte_ by _host_, when it should have been guest, so
the other boy was given the prize, but my tutor gave me a book as a
consolation. The following year I competed for the Headmaster’s French
prize for boys in fifth form, and that time I won it, much to the delight
of Chérie and of everyone at Membland.

In fifth form we learnt German as an extra. German was taught by Mr.
Ploetz, who knew the language; and by other masters, who didn’t. During
the lessons of the latter, one paid no attention, and attended to one’s
private affairs. Mr. Ploetz was an excellent, stimulating teacher, but
most unpopular with the other masters. The boys liked him; he was a book
collector, and had a fine library. He taught me a great deal, not of
German, as I paid no attention to the regular work, but I picked up from
him a mass of miscellaneous information. It was the fashion to rag during
his lessons, and I outdid everyone in ingenious interruption during Mr.
Ploetz’ lessons. It was not that he couldn’t keep order. He was extremely
strict and competent, but one knew, with the fiendish intuition of boys,
that his complaints would not be taken seriously by the other masters,
or by one’s tutor. This was indeed the case. There were three forms of
punishment at Eton. First of all, one could get a yellow ticket, which
meant one had to do a punishment of some written kind and get the ticket
signed by one’s tutor. We did not much like leaving out the yellow ticket
in a prominent place for my tutor to see when he came round in the
evening. If matters went further, one was reported to the Headmaster and
received a white ticket. The white ticket was in force for a week. During
that week leave was stopped, and if the slightest complaint was made by
anyone, it meant being complained of to the Headmaster a second time and
a flogging by the Headmaster. I was complained of by Mr. Ploetz to the
Headmaster. As I guessed, the other masters took this far from seriously.
“What have you been doing to _Mr. Ploetz_?” said my tutor. What I had
been guilty of was overt rowdyism, combined with prolonged and unbearable
impertinence, which if done to any other master would have been taken
very seriously indeed. “What _have_ you been doing to Mr. Ploetz?”
said another master to me, with a laugh, when he met me in the street.
I received a white ticket, but I got through the week without further
complaints, and I was never complained of again.

When I was in fifth form, the school library became a favourite haunt of
mine, and Mr. Burcher, the librarian, a special friend. Mr. Burcher was
a little dapper man, who was pained when we jumped over the tables, a
favourite game of mine, or if we threw the books about. “Is it a joke,”
he would ask plaintively, “or is it an insult?” But in that library,
during my last year at Eton, I made by myself the discovery of English
poetry, and read the works of Shelley in the three little volumes
of the second Moxon edition of 1850, and the poems of Keats in Lord
Houghton’s one-volume edition. On Sundays I used to go, rich with my new
discoveries, to Norman Tower, and compare notes with Betty Ponsonby, who
knew reams of English poetry by heart, and we would read each last new
favourite poem. There is no joy in the world like this to discover these
things for the first time. The shabby little Keats and Shelley, the green
volumes of Tennyson, the three dark volumes of Matthew Arnold—what mines
of fairy treasure they represented!

I made friends, through one of his pupils, with Arthur Benson. I had
been in his division twice, but I had never known him well. One of the
Coventrys, Willie Coventry, was his pupil, and he told Arthur Benson that
I liked books and poetry, and had written a novel called _Elvira_, which
was true (only it had to be destroyed after I had measles), and was going
to write the libretto of an opera of which he, Coventry, was to write
the music. He was not really musical, and did not know a note of music
technically. He also intended, when I first made his acquaintance, to
write a life of Mary Stuart; but this, like the opera, never got far.

Arthur Benson was most kind and interested, and it was arranged that
on Sunday afternoons we should meet in his rooms and read out poetry.
Arnold Ward, Mrs. Humphry Ward’s son, who was in College, joined us. We
read out poetry; if we had written something ourselves, we left it with
Arthur Benson for a week, he told us what he thought about it next time.
I showed him a Fairies’ Chorus from my libretto. He said: “I don’t like
those galloping metres, but I see you have got a good vocabulary.” My
next effort was an Ode on the Tercentenary of Eton College, in which
Fielding was mentioned as “the great wielder of the painting pen.” “Have
you read Fielding?” asked Arthur Benson. I had not read Fielding. “I
see,” said Arthur Benson, “you take him on trust.”

There was at that time a newspaper edited by two of the boys, called the
_Mayfly_. I sent them my poem on Eton College, but they wisely refused
it. The _Mayfly_, edited by Ramsay, was an amusing paper, but not quite
as good as the _Parachute_, which had come out the year before, and was
edited by Carr Bosanquet and others. This was a singularly brilliant
newspaper. It only had three numbers, but they were most successful.
There was at the same time an exceedingly serious newspaper called _The
Eton Review_, edited, I think, by Beauchamp, which had articles about the
Baconian theory, and other rather heavy topics. During my last summer a
newspaper which had twenty editors, but only one number, came out, called
_The Students’ Humour_. There was also a book published in 1891, called
_Keate’s Lane Papers_, in which there is an excellent poem by J. K.
Stephen, which has never been republished, called “The Song of the Scug.”
It begins:

            “There was a little scug
            Who sat upon a rug,
        With a dull and empty brain,
            And would show his indecision
            In a twopenny division,
        With a friend of the same low strain.
    And would eat a lot of cherries and see a lot of cricket,
    Till his lips and his fingers were as sticky as the wicket,
        But at last he came to be a bald old man
        Who talked about as wildly as a bald man can.
            And he said, by Gad;
            When I was a lad,
        And the very best dry bob alive,
            I should have made a million,
            But a man in the Pavilion
        Was killed by my first hard drive.”

J. K. Stephen used often to come down to Eton, dressed always in
slippers, a dark blue flannel blazer, and a dirty pink cap on the back of
his head; and thus dressed, and reading a small book, I saw him serenely
and unconsciously walk across the pitch during the Winchester match.

Arthur Benson stimulated our reading tremendously, and we were startled
and interested by his frank heresies. He said he did not care for
Milton’s _Lycidas_. He wished Shakespeare had been a modern and had
written novels. He was indifferent to Shelley. He loathed Byron, but
was none the less impressed, when one Sunday Arnold Ward read out the
description of the battle of Talavera (_Childe Harold_, I. xxxviii.), and
he admitted it was moving. He disliked Carlyle, Ruskin, and Thackeray. On
the other hand, he introduced us to Matthew Arnold, Rossetti, FitzGerald,
and many others, and encouraged us to go on liking anything we did
like. By this time I had read many novels—Thackeray’s _Vanity Fair_,
_Pickwick_, a good deal of Scott (I was given the Waverley Novels for
Christmas 1889), George Eliot’s _Adam Bede_, _The Mill on the Floss_, and
quantities of poetry. Betty Ponsonby gave me Swinburne’s _Atalanta in
Calydon_, but explained to me that the denunciations of God in it only
applied to the Greek gods, and she and my Aunt M’aimée both changed the
subject when I suggested reading Swinburne’s _Poems and Ballads_.

Willie Coventry and I found out that there was a competition going on
at this time in a magazine called _Atalanta_ for who should write the
best essay in 500 words. You were allowed to choose your own subject.
Willie Coventry won it one month by writing an essay on Dr. Schliemann’s
Excavations, a subject suggested to him by Arthur Benson. The next month
I competed, and chose as my subject a poem by Edgar Allan Poe called “For
Annie,” and I won the prize too.

In the summer of 1890 I went to stay at the Coventrys’ place at Croome
Court in Worcestershire, and Willie Coventry came to Membland later in
the same summer. The libretto I was writing for him never got further
than a few lyrics, and his score never got further than a few bars and
a triumphal march, which I composed, and even played at one of Miss
Copeman’s afternoon parties. I can still play it now, if pressed.

I had a faint hope at one time that I might be able to get into the
Boats. Arthur Benson had taken me out one day down stream and advised
me to try. I could row well enough on the stroke side, but not so well
on the bow side of the boat. I put my name down for Novice Eights, in
which boys were tried, and one evening I started out full of hope.
Unfortunately I was told to row bow in the boat. A tall Colleger stood up
in the stern of the boat to coach us. No sooner had we started than there
was a loud call: “Keep time, Bow—keep time, Bow!” and we had not gone
much farther than the Brocas when I caught so violent a crab that the
coach fell into the water, the boat was partially submerged, and we had
to go back, some of us swimming. I was never allowed to row in company
again, and earned the reputation of being the only person who had ever
swamped a Novice Eight.

In the autumn of 1890 Hugo and I went up to London for long leave.
My father and mother were staying at my sister Elizabeth’s house in
Grosvenor Place, and there we heard about the financial crisis in Baring
Brothers, which had nearly ended in a great disaster. When we went
back to Membland at Christmas everything was different. There was no
Christmas party, and the household was going through a process of gradual
dissolution. Chérie was leaving us, the stables were empty, and the old
glory of Membland had gone for ever.

All through the next year I was engrossed with the discoveries I was
making in English literature. In the summer I sent a poem to _Temple
Bar_, then edited by George Smith, and to my great surprise it was
printed, and I received a cheque for a guinea. During that same summer
I had a little book of poems privately printed at Eton, called _Damozel
Blanche_, consisting of ballads and lyrics.

I was now a member of the House Debating Society, in which we used
to have heated discussions on such subjects as whether sports were
brutalising or not, whether conscription was a good thing, whether
General Booth’s scheme was a sound one, and whether Mary Queen of Scots
had been improperly beheaded.

There was another debating society founded before I left Eton, called _Le
Cercle des Débats_, in which we made speeches in French, and I remember
M. Hua making a passionate speech in favour of England relinquishing her
hold upon Egypt. I spoke several times at this debating society, and in
the report on the debate as to whether Monte Carlo should be allowed to
exist, it is recorded that: “M. Baring croyait que c’était un mauvais
endroit mais que cela ne devrait pas être supprimé.”

The summer of the Eton Tercentenary, 1891, was great fun, especially
the concert, when Hubert Parry’s beautiful setting to Swinburne’s
“Ode” was performed. I sang among the baritones. My mother came down
for the concert, and Hubert Parry conducted himself. There was an
interesting exhibition in the school hall, and it was there that I made
the acquaintance of Mrs. Cornish. My Aunt M’aimée introduced me to her,
and I soon became a great friend of the Cornish family, and was invited
by them to go out on water-parties down stream to the Bells of Ousley
and Runnymede, and to have supper with them afterwards. I enjoyed these
water-parties as much as anything at Eton.

In the summer holidays of 1891 I went to stay with Chérie, who had left
us. She lived with her friend, Miss Charlesworth, in a little house
called Waterlooville, near Cosham, in Hants, and realised the dream of
her life, namely, to have a large garden of her own full of hollyhocks
and sunflowers and sweet peas.

In the Michaelmas half of 1891 I competed for the Prince Consort’s French
prize. I had already done so the last year, but I was then too young
to compete with sixth-form boys, who were much older, and I was not
expected to get a place, but I came out third. This year it was my great
ambition to get the prize. I thought of nothing else. We had to read
several books—Molière’s _L’Avare_, Alfred de Vigny’s _Cinq Mars_, Taine’s
_Voyage aux Pyrénées_, Victor Hugo’s _Ruy Blas_, and Brachet’s _Grammaire
Historique_. Besides this, we were examined in unseen translations from
and into French, and we had to write a French essay. We were examined
by a Monsieur Hammonet. I worked extremely hard for this examination,
and had extra lessons in the evenings from M. Hua. So did the other
competitors. My serious rival was Grand d’Hauteville, who I think was a
French Canadian, and who spoke French fluently. The examination took five
days, and as it went on I became more and more convinced that I had not
done well and could not possibly win the prize. When it was over, there
was a long interval of agonising suspense before the result was made
known.

One afternoon I received a summons from my Uncle Henry Ponsonby to go
and see him at Windsor. I found him, not at Norman Tower, but in a room
somewhere in the Castle, and he told me that the Queen had just received
the news of the result of the Prince Consort’s prize. She was the first
to get this news; the news was that I was first and had got the prize. I
at once sent a telegram to my mother and to Chérie, and walked back to
Eton, drunk with triumph and delight to tell my tutor.

The news was not published for some days, and I told nobody, I think,
except my tutor and Dunglass. But it came out at last, and was published
in the _Times_ and on the board at Eton. My father and mother came down
to see me, and my father gave me his own watch: a _Breguet_, the Demidoff
_Breguet_. It was then settled that I was not to go back to Eton, but
to go to Germany to learn German and prepare for the Diplomatic Service
competitive examination.

Dunglass went on messing with Hugo and myself until I left Eton. We had
three or four fags and they bored us, and we could never find things for
them to do. Dunglass developed into a fine Eton football player, and got
his House Colours and then his Field Colours. He was a new boy the same
half as I was, and our alliance lasted unbroken through my Eton life. One
half we learnt bird-stuffing together, and when our mess funds used to
run short Dunglass used to say: “I’ve marked off an uncle,” and one of
his many uncles used to come down and tip us. Our mess was a lively one,
and when there was a whole holiday on Friday, which necessitated Friday’s
work being done on Thursday, an arrangement which used to be called doing
Friday’s business, we used to sing in a loud chorus a song, the words of
which were:

          “Why not to morrow?
          Why not to-morrow?
    Why, because to-morrow is to-day!”

The greatest excitements of Eton life were, I always thought, the House
football matches for the House Cup. There was the Eton and Harrow match,
of course, but while I was at Eton these matches were unexciting and
Eton never won, and Dunglass and I agreed that there were few things
we enjoyed more than driving away from Lord’s. Nothing surpassed the
excitement of the House matches. One year, I think it was the year
before I left, we were supposed to have a small chance of getting beyond
first ties, but our House played so well together that they got into the
ante-final. They then drew Cornish’s, who had a strong side of powerfully
built boys. An epic match followed. Durnford’s played as if inspired;
they got three rouges to nil, but failed to convert them into goals, and
the game was almost over. Then, in the last five minutes of the game,
Cornish’s scored a rouge, and being far the heavier team converted it
into a goal, and won the match. Never was there a more exciting match.

During my last year my chief friends in the House, besides Dunglass, were
Leslie Hamilton, who went into the Coldstream Guards and was killed in
the war, and Crum; and outside the House, Gerald Cornish. He, too, killed
in the war.

Arthur Benson was my greatest friend among the masters, and I used
constantly to have tea with him, and have long talks about books and
every other sort of thing. My last half I was up to Mr. Luxmoore, who was
to be a lifelong friend.

The last days of my last half were like a dream. I was hardly conscious
of the reality of things, and I did not yet fully realise that my Eton
life was coming to an end. There was no more work to do. The battle for
the Prince Consort’s prize had been fought and won. It was, as Eton
triumphs go, a small triumph—small indeed compared with such glories as
surround those who get the Newcastle, stroke the Eight, or play in the
Field, or at Lord’s in the Eleven; but such as it was, it gave me as much
joy and triumph as my being could hold, and nothing in after life could
ever touch the rapture of the moment when I knew I had got it.

Now there was nothing left to do but to make every moment seem as
long as possible and to say good-bye. Good-bye to the School Library,
my favourite haunt at Eton, the scene of so much hurried, scrambled
work, of such minute consultations of ecclesiastical authorities for
Sunday Questions, or of translations of Virgil and Horace, and the
Greeks; of such long and serious discussions of future and present
plans and literary topics, schemes and dreams, poems, plays, operas,
novels, romances, with Willie Coventry and Gerald Cornish. Good-bye
to the leather tables where numberless poems had been copied out on
the grey Library foolscap paper, which for some reason we used to
call _electric-light_ paper; tables over which we had leapt in wild
steeplechases, while Burcher protested, where so many construes had been
prepared, and so many punishments scribbled, and where the great poets of
England had been surreptitiously discovered, and the accents of Milton
and Keats overheard for the first time, and the visions of Shelley and
Coleridge discerned through the dust of the daily work and above the din
of chattering boys. Good-bye to the playing fields, to South Meadow, the
Field, to Upper School, and to Williams’ inner room, full of prizes and
redolent with the smell of tree-calf and morocco, where I had so often
dreamt of getting prizes and wondered what I should choose if I ever
managed to get the Prince Consort’s prize. Good-bye to the Brocas, to
Upper Hope and Athens and Romney Weir,

    “Where the lock-stream gushes,
    Where the cygnet feeds,”

and to all the reaches of the river. Good-bye to Windsor and Norman
Tower, and to the chimes of the inexorable school clock; to my little
room with its sock cupboard, bureau, and ottoman, to Little Brown’s and
to Phœbe, and then to one’s friends: to my Dame and to my tutor, and to
Arthur Benson, and the unforgettable readings and talks in his house.

I went to Williams’ to choose my prize, and while I was there Mr. Cornish
strolled in, and seeing what I was doing, he said: “Of course you will
choose a lot of little books—boys always do—but what you ought to do is
to get Littré’s Dictionary or all Sainte Beuve.” This was asking too much
in the way of sense, and I compromised. I chose a Shakespeare in twelve
volumes, bound in tree calf, a Milton in three volumes, and a few other
small books. My tutor gave me two volumes of Ruskin; Mr. Luxmoore gave me
a volume of Ruskin as well. Arthur Benson gave me _Ionica_. Just before
leaving I had the honour of dining with my tutor, which made one feel
already as if one was entering a new world. The hour struck when I was
actually leaving Eton. Up to that last moment all had been excitement
and fun, but when I was actually sitting in the train and crossing the
fifteen arches railway bridge, and Windsor Castle and the trees of the
Brocas came into sight, the whole of the past, the Eton past, surged up
and overwhelmed me like a flood, and I realised in that last fleeting
glimpse of the trees, the river, and the grey Castle all that Eton life
had meant, and what it was that in leaving Eton I was saying good-bye to.




CHAPTER VII

GERMANY


I spent the Christmas holidays, after leaving Eton, at Membland. I had
had another little book of poems printed privately as a Christmas present
for my mother, and I was still making discoveries in English literature,
and of these the most important of all: Shakespeare and Milton’s
_Paradise Lost_. We travelled up in January to London, and it was settled
that I was to go to Germany to learn German. My father heard of a family
in Hanover where English boys were taken, but there was no room there.
Someone then gave him the address of a Dr. Timme who lived at Hildesheim,
near Hanover, and also took in Englishmen. It was settled that I was to
go there. I started at the end of the month, and at Victoria Station
I met Hubert Cornish, who was going to Dresden to learn German. We
travelled together to Hanover _via_ Flushing, and we were both of us
seasick, and both swore that we would never cross the Channel again. We
arrived at Hanover the next evening and stayed at Kasten’s Hotel. The
next morning we went on by the same train. I got out at Hildesheim, and
Hubert Cornish went on to Dresden. Hubert Cornish had just left Eton,
but he was older than I was, and I had only seen him in the distance,
and at his father’s house at picnics. We made great friends at once.
Hildesheim was a charming little old town. One part of it was really old,
and straight out of a fairy-tale, with houses with high gabled roofs, and
mediæval carvings on them, and there were many quaint and interesting
churches, including the old cathedral with its ravishingly beautiful
cloister behind it, and a rose-tree said to be a thousand years old. Dr.
Timme had a small house in the Weissenburger-Strasse on the edge of the
modern town. It was a two-storied, square, grey house with a flat roof,
looking out on to the street on one side, and on to a garden at the back.
I was received by Frau Doktor Timme. Her husband was a master at the
_Real Gymnasium_, and he was at school when I arrived. I could not speak
a word of German. It was a curious sensation to live with a family and
partake of their daily life and not to be able to understand a word they
said; to go out for walks and pretend to be joining in and following a
conversation when one had not the remotest idea of the drift of it. I
started lessons at once, and bought a small Heine, which I used to read
to myself, and I soon understood that. It was bitterly cold. There was
still snow on the ground.

There were three children in the house: a dear little girl called Aenna,
and a little boy called Kurt, and an older boy, about twelve, called
Atho. Dr. Timme had two spinster sisters who lived in a house not far off
with another old lady who was called _Die Alte Tante_, and Frau Timme
had a brother who was called Onkel Adolf, and who had fought in the
Franco-Prussian War, and her mother was alive.

I found life interesting in spite of not understanding the language.
In the early morning I used to go downstairs and have coffee and
_Apfelgelee_. We had _Mittagessen_ at one, and after that the household
indulged in a _Mittagschläfchen_. At four in the afternoon we again drank
coffee and ate _Apfelgelee_, and we had supper at half-past seven, at
which there would generally be some delicacy like _Bratkartoffel_ or
_Leberwurst_ or _Häringsalat_. Many English boys had been there before;
and Frau Timme told me that we English, as a rule, disliked German
dishes. The first German phrase I remember understanding was when Frau
Timme announced to one of the aunts a surprising fact about me that I ate
everything (“_Er isst alles_”). In the evening the aunts and other people
used to visit us, and sometimes we would go to a concert. The Timmes were
great friends with the family of Herr Musik-Direktor Nick, who was a
musician, and all his family played; they had entrancing musical evenings
of trios and duets for violin, pianoforte, and viola. Herr Musik-Direktor
Nick’s nephew, Wunnibald, gave me lessons on the pianoforte. I had German
lessons with Dr. Timme.

In the afternoon, I used to go for long walks with Dr. Timme and his
brother-in-law, and we walked to the Galgenberg, to the Steinberg, and
the Moritzberg, rather bleak hills of fir-trees, stopping as a rule at a
small _Wirtshaus_, where we used to drink beer or coffee. In the house
there was a small drawing-room downstairs, where the guest of honour
always sat on the sofa. A smart drawing-room or the _Gute Stube_, which
was only opened on rare and state occasions. Frau Timme told me one day
that she knew this room was a useless extravagance, but it gave her, she
said, such great pleasure that she could not sacrifice it. Upstairs,
Dr. Timme had a sitting-room, where I took my lessons with him, and I
had a sitting-room where I did my work. After about a month I could
understand what was being said, and in about two months’ time I could
make myself understood and carry on a conversation. I used sometimes to
go to the theatre at Hanover, coming back by train afterwards. The first
time I saw Schiller’s _Wallenstein’s Tod_ I did not understand a word
of it. One night I went to hear _Tannhäuser_. Wagner was only a name
to me, and meant something vaguely noisy. I had no idea he wrote about
interesting or romantic subjects. I had no idea of what _Tannhäuser_ was
about. I went expecting a tedious evening of dry and ultra-classical,
unintelligible music. As soon as the orchestra began the overture, I
was overwhelmed. I did not know that music was capable of so tremendous
an effect. The Venusberg music and the “Pilgrims’ Chorus” opened a new
world, and I was so excited afterwards that I could not sleep a wink.
I was stunned by these magnetic effects of sound. Curiously enough, I
left it at that, and made no further effort to go and hear any more
Wagner. I was almost afraid of repeating the experience for fear of
being disappointed, and the next time I went to the opera it was to hear
Verdi’s _Otello_.

I happened to mention casually that it was my birthday on 27th April,
and when I came down that morning I found in the drawing-room a
beautiful cake or _Apfeltorte_ with eighteen candles burning on it and
a present from every member of the family. I could talk German quite
fluently by this time. Frau Timme suggested that I should make the
acquaintance of some of the boys at the schools. There were two large
schools at Hildesheim, a Gymnasium, and a Real Gymnasium. The Real
Gymnasium concentrated on the modern. The Gymnasium was more classical
in its programme. For the purpose of getting to know the boys I was
introduced to a grown-up boy called Braun, who was, I think, a native
of Hildesheim. Most of the boys at both schools came from different
parts of Germany and lived _en pension_ in different families. The
boys from both schools used to meet in the evening before supper at a
restaurant called Hasse, where a special room was kept for them. Braun
was an earnest and extremely well-educated youth, a student of geology.
Before I was taken to Hasse, he said I must be instructed in the rules
of the _Bierkomment_,[6] that is to say, the rules for drinking beer in
company, which were, as I found out afterwards, the basis of the social
system. These rules were intricate, and when Braun explained them to me,
which he did with the utmost thoroughness, the explanation taking nearly
two hours, I did not know what it was all about. I did not know it had
anything to do with drinking beer. I afterwards learned, by the evidence
of my senses and by experience, the numerous and various points of this
complicated ritual, but the first evening I was introduced to Hasse I was
bewildered by finding a crowd of grown-up boys seated at a table; each
one introduced himself to me by standing to attention and saying his name
(“_Mein Name ist So-and-so_”). After which they sat down and seemed to be
engaged in a game of cross-purposes.

The main principles which underlay this form of social intercourse were
these. You first of all ordered a half-litre of beer, stating whether you
wanted light or dark beer (_dunkles_ or _helles_). It was given to you
in a glass mug with a metal top. This mug had to remain closed whatever
happened, otherwise the others put this mug on yours, and you had to
pay for every mug which was piled on your own. Having received your
beer, you must not drink it quietly by yourself, when you were thirsty;
but every single draught had to be taken with a purpose, and directed
towards someone else, and accompanied by a formula. The formula was an
opening, and called for the correct answer, which was either final and
ended the matter, or which was of a kind to provoke a counter-move, in
the form of a further formula, which, in its turn, necessitated a final
answer. You were, in fact, engaged in toasting each other according to
system. When you had a fresh mug, with foam on the top of it, that was
called _die Blume_, and you had to choose someone who was in the same
situation; someone who had a _Blume_. You then said his name, not his
real name but his beer name, which was generally a monosyllable like
_Pfiff_ (my beer name was Hash, pronounced Hush), and you said to him:
“_Prosit Blume_.” His answer to this was: “_Prosit_,” and you both drank.
To pretend to drink and not drink was an infringement of the rules. If
he had no beer at the time he would say so (“_Ich habe keinen Stoff_”),
but would be careful to return you your _Blume_ as soon as he received
it, saying: “_Ich komme die Blume nach_” (“I drink back to you your
_Blume_”). Then, perhaps, having disposed of the _Blume_, you singled out
someone else, or someone perhaps singled you out, and said: “_Ich komme
Ihnen Etwas_” (“I drink something to you”). When you got to know someone
well, he suggested that you should drink _Bruderschaft_ with him. This
you did by entwining your arm under his arm, draining a whole glass, and
then saying: “_Prosit Bruder_.” After that you called each other “_Du_.”
Very well. After having said “_Ich komme Ihnen_” or “_Ich komme Dir
etwas_,” he, in the space of three beer minutes, which were equivalent
to four ordinary minutes, was obliged to answer. He might either say:
“_Ich komme Dir nach_” or “_Ich komme nach_” (“I drink back”). That
settled that proceeding. Or he might prolong the interchange of toasts
by saying: “_Uebers Kreuz_,” in which case you had to wait a little and
say: “_Unters Kreuz_,” and every time the one said this, the other in
drinking had to say: “_Prosit_.” Then the person who had said “_Uebers
Kreuz_” had the last word, and had to say: “_Ich komme definitiv nach_”
(“I drink back to you finally”), and that ended the matter. If you had
very little beer left in your mug you chose someone else who was in the
same predicament, and said: “_Prosit Rest_.” It was uncivil if you had a
_rest_ to choose someone who had plenty of beer left. If you wanted to
honour someone or to pay him a compliment, you said “_Speziell_” after
your toast, which meant the other person was not obliged to drink back.
You could also say: “_Ich komme Dir einen halben_” (“I drink you a half
glass”), or even “_einen Ganzen_” (“a whole glass”). The other person
could then double you by saying: “_Prosit doppelt_.” In which case he
drank back a whole glass to you and you then drank back a whole glass to
him.

Any infringement of these rules, or any levity in the manner the ritual
was performed, was punished by your being told to “_Einsteigen_”[7]
(or by the words, “_In die Kanne_”), which meant you had to go on
drinking till the offended party said “_Geschenkt_.” If you disobeyed
this rule or did anything else equally grave, you were declared by
whoever was in authority to be in B.V., which meant in a state of _Beer
ostracism_. Nobody might then drink to you or talk to you. To emerge
from this state of exile, you had to stand up, and someone else stood
up and declared that “_Der in einfacher B.V. sich befindender_” (“The
in-simple-beer-banishment-finding-himself so-and-so”) will now drink
himself back into _Bierehrlichkeit_ (beer-honourability) once again.
He does it. At the words, “_Er thut es_,” you set a glass to your lips
and drank it all. The other man then said: “_So-and-so ist wieder
bierehrlich_” (“So-and-so is once more beer honourable”). Any dispute on
a point of ritual was settled by what was called a _Bierjunge_. An umpire
was appointed, and three glasses of beer were brought. The umpire saw
that the quantity in each of the glasses was exactly equal, pouring a
little beer perhaps from one or the other into his own glass. A word was
then chosen, for choice a long and difficult word. The umpire then said:
“_Stosst an_,” and on these words the rivals clinked glasses; he then
said: “_Setzt an_,” and they set the glasses to their lips. He then said:
“_Loss_,” and the rivals drained the glasses as fast as they could, and
the man who finished first said: “_Bierjunge_,” or whatever word had been
chosen. The umpire then declared the winner. All these proceedings, as
can be imagined, would be a little difficult to understand if one didn’t
know that they involved drinking beer. Such had been my plight when
the ritual was explained to me by Mr. Braun. I found the first evening
extremely bewildering, but I soon became an expert in the ritual, and
took much pleasure in raising difficult points.

These gatherings used to happen every evening. If you wished to celebrate
a special occasion you ordered what was called a _Tunnemann_, which was a
huge glass as big as a small barrel which was circulated round the table,
everyone drinking in turn as out of a loving-cup. A record was kept
of these ceremonies in a book. The boys who attended these gatherings
were mostly eighteen or nineteen years old, and belonged to the first
two classes of the school, the _Prima_ and the _Secunda_. They belonged
to a _Turnverein_, a gymnastic association, and were divided into two
classes—the juniors who were called _Füchse_ and the seniors who were
not. The _Füchse_ had to obey the others.

Another thing which I found more difficult than the _Bierkomment_ was
a card game which Dr. Timme tried to teach me. It was the game of Skat,
and was played by three people, one against two, with a possible fourth
person cutting in, but only by three at a time. When Dr. Timme first
explained it to me I understood German imperfectly, and I could not make
head or tail of the game. This disgusted Dr. Timme, who said: “_Herr
Baring hat kein Interesse dafür_.” But at the end of five years, after
repeated visits to Germany, and with the help of an English book on the
subject, I ended by mastering the principles of the game. I think it is
the best game of cards ever invented, and by far the most difficult. I
will not attempt to explain it, but it is a mixture of “Solo-whist,”
“Préférence,” and “Misery,” with a dash of “Picquet” in it. Everybody
plays for his own hand and you have no partner; so you are responsible to
yourself alone. I did not learn the game until several years later.

In the meantime, Hubert Cornish had left Dresden and was established at
Professor Ihne’s at the Villa Felseck, Heidelberg. Professor Ihne, who
knew my cousins, invited me to go there. I set out, and after travelling
all day I arrived at one in the morning and found not only Hubert but an
American called Mr. Hazlitt Alva Cuppy, who was studying German, and who
had come to the station in case I should want help with my luggage. The
next morning I woke up and went to the window, and beheld one of the most
beautiful sights it is possible to see: Heidelberg Castle and the hills
of the Neckar in spring. It was the beginning of May. It was fine and
hot; the trees had just put on their most brilliant green; the lilac and
laburnum were out. The fields, yellow with buttercups and scarlet with
poppies, were like impressionist pictures of the newest school. After
the slow spring and the bleak fir-tree-clad country of the north it was
like coming suddenly into another world. At breakfast I was introduced
to Professor Ihne, a large, comfortable Professor with white hair and
spectacles. I had met him once before at the Norman Tower. The two other
inmates of the house besides Hubert were Mr. Hazlitt Alva Cuppy and Mr.
Otto Kuhn, an Austrian; both of them were attending the lectures of the
University. The Villa Felseck was half-way up a hill covered with vines,
and Professor Ihne made his own wine. In the garden there was a pergola
under which we worked outdoors at a table. Then a most blissful epoch
began. In the morning we went to lectures in the University and strolled
about the town, and in the afternoons we went for walks in the woods or
for expeditions on the river.

Heidelberg was full of students, and our ambition was to get to know some
of them, but we did not know how to set about doing this. We were too shy
to take any steps, and every day we settled we would take a step, but the
day passed, and nothing had been done. We confided our hesitations to
a lady—a kind, motherly lady who kept a _Wirtshaus_, and she said that
the matter was simple. What she did I do not know, but that very day we
received a visit from the representatives of a _Burschenschaft_ called
the _Franconia_, who asked us to visit their clubhouse with a view to
our being received as guests. We went there the next morning, and the
conditions under which we could be either _Konkneipante_ or _Kneipgäste_
of the Germania were read out to us.

A _Konkneipant_ was a kind of unofficial member, a _Kneipgas_ was simply
a guest with certain obligations. The former, the _Konkneipant_, seemed
to be liable to many alarming possibilities and conditions, and he had
to be prepared to fight duels, even if he did not do so, so we chose the
latter status, and were enrolled as _Kneipgäste_.

We attended a _Kneipe_ that night, I think. All the rules of the
_Bierkomment_, which I have already described, obtained. You sat at a
table, and endless mugs of beer were brought in, and toasts were drunk,
according to ritual, but the evening was enlivened by the singing of
songs in chorus. Someone accompanied the songs, everyone had a song-book,
and the entertainment led off with Goethe’s song, “Ergo Bibamus”; after
that a song was sung about every quarter of an hour: “Der Mai ist
gekommen,” “Es hatten drei Gesellen ein fein Collegium,” or “Es zogen
drei Burschen wohl über den Rhein.”

The entertainment went on till about one in the morning. There was an
official _Kneipe_ three nights a week (_offiziell_), and an unofficial
_Kneipe_ (_offizieuse_) on the other nights. Besides this, the members of
the _Burschenschaft_ met in the morning for _Frühschoppen_ in the castle
gardens, or elsewhere, and in the afternoon went expeditions together. In
the morning they had fencing lessons. They never went to lectures. When
they wanted to work they went for a term to another university, and did
nothing but work there. One morning Hubert and I attended a lecture on
_Philosophie_, that is to say, history, and curiously enough the lecture
was about England. The lecturer went through the gifts which different
nations had bequeathed to the world as a legacy; how Greece had given the
arts to the world, and the Romans had given it law; England’s gift to the
world, he said, was _Freedom_, and as he said the word _Freiheit_, his
voice rang, and we felt all of a tremble.

The country round Heidelberg was at this time of year at its most
glorious. The fields were sheets of the brightest yellow. At night
choruses of nightingales sang; the air was heavy with the smell of the
lilacs. Sometimes we would go up the river and to the little town of
Neckarsteinar, which is like a toy city on the top of a green hill,
with a wall round it, and is exactly what I imagined the “green hill
far away” to be when I was a child, except that it had a wall. One
evening—but this was later in the summer when I went back a second time
to Heidelberg—we had a _Kneipe_ in Dr. Ihne’s garden and invited the
Germania _Burschenschaft_. Professor Ihne came and made a speech and then
left us; songs were sung, and I made a speech in German, and we sang:
“Alt Heidelberg du Feine.”

Besides all these events, Hubert and I spent a good deal of time reading
and discussing theories of life. We were intoxicated by Swinburne,
spellbound by Kipling, and great devotees of Meredith and Hardy. We also
read a certain amount of German, and I remember reading Lewes’ _Life of
Goethe_. I had already read a certain amount of Goethe and Schiller with
Dr. Timme, including _Hermann und Dorothea_, _Iphegenie auf Tauris_, and
_Tasso_. _Faust_ and the lyrics I had read by myself as soon as I could
spell out the letters. Professor Ihne used to discuss books with us. He
admired Byron enormously. He had no patience with the German infatuation
for Tennyson, especially for “Enoch Arden,” which he thought a childish
poem. Byron, he used to say, was a giant; Tennyson a dwarf. Shelley, he
admitted, had written a fine philosophical poem: “Prometheus Unbound,”
and Swinburne could _schöne Versen machen_. He could not abide the German
cult for Shakespeare. It was not that he did not admire Shakespeare as a
dramatist and a poet, but the German searching for meanings in the plays,
and the philosophical theories deduced from them and spun round his work,
made him impatient. This was a sound point of view, for he approached
Shakespeare in much the same spirit as Dryden and Dr. Johnson did. Hamlet
annoyed him. Why, he used to ask, did Hamlet presume to think he was
born to set the world aright? Nobody had asked him to do so. Othello, he
said, was stupid: _ein dummer Kerl_. The tragedies hurt him too much. He
preferred Schiller.

He had no great love for Milton’s _Paradise Lost_ either; he thought
there was a lot of tautology in the English language. He said the phrase,
“Assemble and meet together,” in the Prayer Book was an instance of
this. He said the modern English writers used unnecessarily long Latin
words. He had actually seen the word to _pullulate_ in a _Times_ leading
article. Swarm would have meant the same thing and been a thousand times
better. He was broad-minded in politics and the contrary of a Chauvinist.
He had a hearty dislike of Bismarck. There was something refreshingly
Johnsonian about him, and when Mr. Cuppy read him the thesis which he
destined to show up to the Heidelberg examiners for his degree, Professor
Ihne repeated the first sentence, which ran thus: “Ever since my earliest
years I determined to be a great man,” and said: “Pooh, pooh, you can’t
say that _here_.” “But it’s true,” said Mr. Cuppy.

Mr. Cuppy was a charming character. He had been in about twenty-five
professions before arriving at Heidelberg, and he had been in a circus
troop, a stoker in the railway, a clerk, a journalist, a farmer, and
I don’t know how many other things, and he was now working hard for
his degree. He was the kindest man I have ever met, and there was no
trouble he would not take to do one a service, and there was no atom of
selfishness in his composition.

The students took us to the _Mensur_ to see the duels. The students
fought with sharp rapiers, as sharp as a razor on one side, which they
held high over their heads, all the fighting being done by the strength
of the wrist; you could only, from the position that the rapier was held
in, wound your adversary on the top of his head or on the side of his
cheek, but lest your rapier should go astray, and wound some other vital
part the duellists wore a padded jacket, and a protection for the neck.
The wounds on the top of the head were formidable, and directly after a
fight they were sewn up. The _Mensur_ reeked with iodoform. After the
entertainment was over _Maibowle_ was drunk, a delicious sort of cup in
which wild strawberries floated. Hubert used to have fencing lessons and
found the exercise difficult.

The time came when I had to go back to Hildesheim. Shortly after I
arrived there the Timmes invited Hubert Cornish to come and stay with
them, and he stayed with us for about ten days. During his visit we
went for a short walking tour in the Harz Mountains and climbed up the
Brocken, a disappointing mountain, as, so far from meeting Mephistopheles
and the witches, you walk up a broad and intensely civilised and tidy
road, with a plentiful array of notice-boards, till you get to the top,
where it is uncomfortably cold. After he left us, it was settled, at my
earnest request, that I should go to the school, the Real Gymnasium, and
take part in some of the lessons. I was to be an _Oberprimaner_: in the
first class, that is to say; and to attend not all the lessons, but the
English, German, and History classes. Before entering upon this school
career, Frau Doktor Timme told me that I must make an official visit
to all the masters with gloves. So I bought a pair of shiny _glacé_
gloves and paid an official visit to the Headmaster and the various
undermasters. The first class I attended was a mathematical lesson, given
by the Headmaster. I sat next to a boy called Schwerin, whom I met years
later as the director of one of the Berlin theatres. I was not meant
to go to this lesson, and I went there by accident, but the Headmaster
told me I might stay and listen to it if I liked. It was so far above my
head that I did not even know what it was about. At the English lesson I
was more at home, and I was asked to give the English dictation. I did
this, but the boys at once complained, as I did not read out the English
with the German pronunciation, which they were accustomed to, and they
could not understand me. The master said they were quite right, and that
it was plain I did not know how to pronounce English. The lessons in
German literature and in history were interesting. Every week the boys
had to write a German essay on the topic that was being discussed, or
rather on the book that was being read and diagnosed. This essay was the
main feature of the week’s work, just as Latin verses were at Eton. The
writing of this essay took an enormous amount of time and trouble. I only
wrote one, on Schiller’s _Braut von Messina_. It had to be neatly copied
out, on paper folded in a special way, and the subject had to be divided
into sections. The history master was fond of drawing parallels between
ancient and modern history, and when he discussed the Punic wars, he laid
stress on the fact that sea power had been beaten by land power. That
was, he said, the universal lesson of history, and let England lay this
matter to heart. The Napoleonic Wars seemed to have escaped him.

After I had been at Hildesheim a little time, Frau Timme told me one
day that perhaps I was unaware how greatly Englishmen were disliked in
Germany. This was a complete surprise to me, as I had always thought the
relations between the two countries were supposed to be good, and that
in a kind of way the Germans were supposed to be our cousins. “No,” said
Frau Timme; “there is a real prejudice against English people,” and Timme
added: “There had always been _ein gewisser Neid_,” a certain envy of
the English. They knew, they said, that individual Englishmen were often
admirable, but politically and collectively the English were disliked.
One grievance was we supplied, they said, the French with coal during the
Franco-Prussian War: another, the behaviour of the Empress Frederick, who
was accused of redecorating Frederick the Great’s rooms at Potsdam. I
found afterwards the Empress Frederick’s doings were a universal topic,
wherever I went in Germany. Frau Timme’s brother, Onkel Adolph, deplored
the relations between Great Britain and Germany, which he said could not
well be worse, although looking back on that time they were supposed
then, I think, to be good. The Timmes were Hanoverians, and used still to
reckon in _Thalers_ and speak of the Prussians with dislike; in spite of
this they were whole-hearted admirers of Bismarck. I enjoyed my little
bit of school life at Hildesheim immensely. I used to get up at half-past
six, walk to school and be there by seven, wear a red cap, take part
in the few classes I attended, and then come back for luncheon. In the
afternoon, I used to go for walks or bathe in the little river which ran
through Hildesheim, called the Innerste. In the evenings before supper we
met at Hasse’s, and sometimes we used to walk to a distant village and
hold a _Kneipe_, after which the boys used to dance to the strains of
_Donauwellen_. It was difficult to believe that one had ever lived any
other kind of life.

Domestic life in the Timme family was full of infinite charm and many
amusing little incidents. Dr. Timme grew a melon, which he kept in a
cucumber frame. It was not a satisfactory melon, for it never grew to be
larger than a tennis ball. It was hard and green. Nevertheless, one day
Dr. Timme made the announcement that the melon would be ready for eating
in a fortnight’s time. “_In vierzehn Tagen wird die Melone gegessen_,”
were his actual words. Frau Doktor looked sceptical. When the fortnight
had elapsed Timme brought in the melon, which was still no bigger and
no softer, and said, “_Heute essen wir die Melone_” (“To-day the melon
will be eaten”), and he cut it with difficulty into twelve bits. Frau
Doktor said it was unripe, and not fit to be eaten, and that it was quite
hard and green. “No,” said Timme, “_Dass ist die Sorte, sie bleibt immer
grün_” (“It is that kind of melon: an evergreen”). He added later, “_Man
sollte immer unreifes Obst essen. Die Thiere suchen sich immer unreifes
Obst aus_” (“One ought always to eat unripe fruit. Animals eat unripe
fruit for choice”).

I used often to visit the two aunts, Dr. Timme’s sisters. They had a
charming little house and a conservatory. Little Aenchen said one day
that many people in the summer went to Switzerland or to Italy, but
_die Tante_ did no such thing—she merely moved into the conservatory.
(_Sie zieht nur in die Blumenstube._) One of the aunts had a passion for
the opera, and knew the plot of every opera ever written, and kept the
programmes, and was a mine of information on the subject. I once said
something rather disparaging about Switzerland to her, and she could not
get over this, and for ever afterwards she would say that whenever she
looked at her album of Swiss photographs she used to say: “_Gott! nein!
dass Herr Baring das nicht mag!_” (“To think of Mr. Baring not liking
that!”)

Sometimes she would invite us to tea, and we would have an _Apfeltorte_
in the garden, and if it was fine the “_Alte Tante_” used to come down.
Kurt’s future used to be discussed, and the army was mentioned as a
possible career. “No,” cried the _Alte Tante_; “an officer’s life is
a brilliant misery” (“_Ein glänzendes Elend_”). I said that in other
professions you had the _Elend_ without the _Glanz_, the misery without
the brilliance, and she was delighted with this _mot_.

My father, who finished his education in Germany, at Gotha (after having
gone to school at Bath at the age of six in a stage-coach), used always
to say that there was nothing in the world for simplicity and charm to
compare with the life in a small unpretentious household in the Germany
of old days. He used to tell a story of some Coburg royal lady whom he
met at Gotha saying to him after Queen Victoria’s marriage to Prince
Albert, “_Wenn Sie nach England kommen, suchen Sie meinen Vetter Albrecht
aus and grüssen Sie ihn von mir_” (“When you go back to England, look up
my Cousin Albert and give him my love”).

The simplicity and the charm he described were to be found in the Timme
household at Hildesheim. In the cosy winter evenings, in the little
drawing-room with its warm stove, when the lamp used to be put on the
table opposite the place of honour, the sofa, against the wall at the
end of the room, a bottle of beer and glasses would be brought, and
Dr. Timme would light his cigar and suggest a game of Skat, and Onkel
Adolph would stroll behind my chair and say: “_Nein, Herr Baring, das
dürfen Sie nicht spielen._” Then perhaps Frau Timme’s mother would look
in and occupy the place of honour, and perhaps Tante Agnes (who was an
unappreciated poetess) or Tante Emile (the opera lover), and perhaps a
neighbour, Fräulein Schultzen, who received English girls in her house,
or Frau Ober-Förster. Then Frau Doktor’s mother would take out her
knitting and the children would be discussed. “_Nächsten Monat_,” someone
would say: “_Bekomme Ich neue Mädchen._” Onkel Adolph and Dr. Timme would
talk mild politics, and faintly deprecate the present state of things;
perhaps Herr Wunibald Nick would be there and sing a song—“_Es liegt eine
Krone im tiefen Rhein_”—and deplore the amount of operas by well-known
composers which were never performed. “_Wird nicht gegeben_,” he would
exclaim, after every item of his long list, or would almost weep from
enthusiasm for the second act of _Tristan_, although no Wagnerite he.
While this talk went on in the major key, in a subdued minor the aunts
and Frau Doktor and Frau Ober-Förster would tell the latest developments
of a neighbour’s illness, and the climax of the tale would be reached by
someone saying: “_Dann liess sie den Arzt rufen_” (“Then she sent for
the doctor”). There would be a pause, and someone else would inevitably
ask, “_Welchen Arzt?_” (“Which doctor?”), as there were many doctors
in Hildesheim, and opinions were sharply divided on their merits. The
answer would perhaps be: “Brandes,” and then there would be a sigh of
relief from some, a resigned shrug from others, as if to say: “Poor
things, they knew no better.”

And the conversation would be _vernünftig_, and the old people would say
that the big towns were spoiling everything, that life was a hustle and
a rush, that Fräulein So-and-so was _ein unverschämtes Wesen_, and would
bewail, as in Heine’s lovely poem, that everything had been better in
their time:

    “Wie Lieb’ und Treu’ und Glauben
    Verschwunden aus der Welt,
    Und wie so teuer der Kaffee,
    Und wie so rar das Geld!”

And over all this scene, and through this talk, there would hang an
indefinable wrapping of cosiness and warmth and _Gemüthlichkeit_, and
one had the same sense of utter simplicity and intimate comfort that
a fairy-tale of Grimm gives one. I wonder whether the charm and the
simplicity have disappeared from Germany, and whether, in spite of
Imperialism, the war, frightfulness, or anything else, the same thing
goes on in the same way, in hundreds of houses and families!

In any case, whether it exists now or not, it existed then; and I was
privileged to experience it, to enjoy it to the full, and to look back
on it now, after so many years and when so much that is irreparable has
come between it and me, with undying affection and gratitude, and with an
infinitely sad regret.

Once during the war, I had luncheon with one of the R.F.C. Squadron
Messes, where I met a pilot who had learnt German at the Timmes’. We
talked of them, of Atho and of Kurt, whom he had known grown-up, and at
the end of luncheon that pilot, who was just off to fight the Germans in
the air, and who was so soon to meet with death in the air fighting the
Germans, said to me: “_Prosit Timmes._”

In the summer, we would have tea in a little arbour in the garden, and in
the mornings, both in winter and in the summer, towards eleven o’clock,
when I was hungry, I would go and tell Frau Doktor, and she would take me
to the kitchen and fry me herself some _Spiegeleier_ and _Speck_. Towards
the beginning of my first summer at Hildesheim a new lodger arrived in
the shape of a German boy called Hans Wippern, the son of a neighbouring
landowner, who had a large farm just outside Hildesheim. Hans was at the
school and was always hungry. One day he had a slight bilious attack
and didn’t come down to _Mittagessen_, although he was much better. Frau
Doktor said she thought Hans might fancy a pigeon. “_Nein_,” said Timme,
“_Er soll hungern_” (“He must fast”). But Frau Doktor surreptitiously
sent up three pigeons to his bedroom. The food was delicious at the
Timmes’, and the great days were when we had _Kartoffeln-puffer_ for
_Mittagessen_, a sort of pancake made of potatoes, or as a great
treat “_Gänzebraten_.” I used to go to the market in the lovely old
_Markt-platz_ with Frau Doktor on the days when she would buy a goose,
and on the way back we would stop at Frau Brandes’ confectionery and have
a slice of _Apfeltorte_. Frau Brandes was a warm, welcoming saleswoman,
and her confectionery was perfect.

When the long holidays began it was settled that I would do best to go
on a _Rundreise_ and see what I could of Germany. Dr. Timme arranged my
itinerary and I took a _Rundreise Billet_. I was to go to Frankfort,
Nuremberg, Dresden, Leipzig, and perhaps Berlin, and so home again. I
went back to Heidelberg first and found Hubert Cornish had become an
expert fencer. We attended many a _Kneipe_ and saw a lot of the students,
and once more I stayed with Professor Ihne.

My recollections of this second visit to Heidelberg are merged with those
of my first visit, and I cannot distinguish between the two. Hubert
Cornish had to go home, and we settled to go to Cologne by steamer down
the Rhine. We went past Bingen and Coblenz and Bonn and the rocks of
the Lorelei, and we stayed a night at Cologne. There Hubert left me and
went home, and I went back by train to Frankfort. Hubert had fired me
with the desire to hear Wagner. He had heard many operas at Dresden. The
result of his talk was that I decided to go to Bayreuth. We went one
night to Mannheim to the opera, but I cannot recollect what we saw. At
Frankfort I heard the _Mikado_, and the _Cavalleria Rusticana_, which I
had already heard at Hanover. From Frankfort I went to Nuremberg, and
from Nuremberg to Bayreuth. I had tickets for one series of performances
of the Bayreuth Festival, but when I arrived I found that there was a
performance of the _Meistersinger_ that very day, and I got a ticket for
it at the station. I took lodgings in a little room in the town. I went
off to the theatre, and the first notes of the orchestra enlarged one’s
conception of what an orchestra could be. It was a wonderful experience
to hear these operas for the first time, at the age of eighteen before
hearing any discussions about them, before knowing what they were
about, when every note of the music and every scene of the drama were
a revelation and a surprise. I heard the _Meistersinger_, _Parsifal_,
_Tristan und Isolda_, and _Tannhäuser_. After the _Meistersinger_ and
_Tristan_, _Tannhäuser_ seemed tawdry and thin. These operas were all of
them magnificently performed that year. Scheidemantel, Malten, Materna,
and other stars from Vienna and Dresden were taking part in the Festival,
but even then I thought the scenery ugly, especially the garden scene in
_Parsifal_, which was made of crude vermilion and yellow tulips; in the
other operas, _Tristan_ and the _Meistersinger_, the scenery was sober
and adequate, and the lighting effects were wonderfully well managed, but
all that was lost sight of in the orchestra conducted by Mottl. I do not
suppose there has ever been any finer orchestra playing in the world than
that which I heard when _Tristan_ was performed that year. It seemed a
pity the curtain ever went up, for Tristan, although he sang well, was
an old man (Heinrich Vogt), and Isolda (Rose Sucher) was a little too
massive. At Bayreuth, during the first series I attended, there were
some people I knew, and during that series and the others I made friends
with many other people whom I had never seen before. One day, during the
entr’acte, the crowd automatically divided as two people passed by—a
lady and her husband—and a space was made round them. The lady had a
small, flowerlike head, and the dividing crowd near her looked, as she
passed, more commonplace and commoner than it did already. On one of the
off-days I saw the same lady again sitting at a table in a restaurant
garden and reading aloud out of a Tauchnitz novel. At my table there were
a Frenchman and his wife. “Dieu qu’elle est belle,” said the Frenchman,
staring. “Je ne dis pas qu’elle ne soit pas jolie,” said the French lady,
rather nettled. My best friend at Bayreuth was one of the second violins
in the orchestra. He thought the operas were far too long, especially the
second act of _Tristan and Isolda_, which he said was for the players
more than flesh and blood could bear. He said it would be no offence to
Wagner to cut it, and after the performance he used to come out from the
theatre terribly exhausted. We often had dinner together, and he told me
a great deal about musical life in Germany. I also made friends with
an English musician who lived at Sydenham, and we spent the off-days in
the country together. I think I must have stayed for three series of
performances, and I heard each of these operas three times. I went after
this to Dresden, where I enjoyed the picture gallery, and so back to
Hildesheim. In September I received a letter from Professor Ihne asking
me to go back there. The Duke of York was with him, learning German,
so I went once more to Heidelberg and stayed there over a fortnight.
I went back to Hildesheim, and I had not been there long when I got a
telegram telling me to come home at once. I knew my mother was ill, but
a letter giving me details just missed me, as it went to Heidelberg. I
found my brother-in-law, Bobby Spencer, in London. He took a special
to Bristol, as we had missed the ordinary night train, and we got to
Membland next morning. Never had Membland looked more beautiful. The
days were cloudless and breathless; the foliage was intact but turned to
gold, and bathed in the quiet October sunshine. I arrived just in time.
A specialist came down from London, but there was nothing to be done.
Chérie came down from Hampshire, and D., who had married Mr. Crosbie,
came back and stayed in the house, but it was only for a few days.

I went to London and stayed a day or two in Charles Street with my
brother John. I spent a night at King’s College, Cambridge, and then I
went to Hildesheim on my way to Berlin, where it was settled I was to go.

I was only a day or two at Hildesheim. Nothing could have been kinder
than the Timmes were to me then, and Onkel Adolph, when he heard I had
lost my coat, said: “_Wenn alle Menschen so harmlos wie Sie wären, Herr
Baring, so würde die Welt ein reines Paradies sein, aber! aber!_”

In Berlin I stayed at first at an hotel, and then I took two rooms on
the top floor of a house in the Unter den Linden. I knew no one in the
town at first, but a few days after I was settled in my rooms I met
my cousin, Arthur Ponsonby, who was learning German there too, and
who was staying at a pension in the Potsdamer Strasse. Although I had
seen him all my life I had not known him before, and we gradually made
each other’s acquaintance. As we were both fond of the theatre we went
to plays together and saw a great many interesting things. Ibsen’s
_Doll’s House_, which was admirably played at the Berliner Theater, and
Sudermann’s _Die Ehre_, some Shakespeare performances, in which Ludwig
Barnay played, and many plays translated from the French. At the Residenz
Theater there was an excellent comic actor called Alexander. One night
we went to see _Faust_, Goethe’s _Faust_, not Gounod’s, performed at
the _Schauspielhaus_, and when the opening speech, “_Habe nun, ach,
philosophie_,” was declaimed the effect was tremendous. The scenes which
followed were less effective on the stage, except those where Gretchen
appears. One day we heard that a famous Italian actress was to perform
in Berlin. Her name was Eleonora Duse. We had never heard her name
mentioned, but the man who sold theatre tickets said she was a rival of
Sarah Bernhardt. She was to open in the _Dame aux Camélias_. We took
tickets, read the play beforehand in German, as we neither of us knew
Italian, and we went on the first night. To see a play in a language you
do not understand, however well you know the story, takes away half the
pleasure, but we never had a doubt about the quality of her art. The
beauty and pathos of her death scene were so great as to be independent
of words and speech. Had she been acting in Chinese the effect would have
been just as great. We saw her afterwards in the _Doll’s House_, in which
she was equally remarkable, and the scathing irony with which she lashed
Helmer, the husband, was unforgettable.

We also went to concerts, and once or twice to the opera, but the opera
in Berlin was not a good one.

I knew hardly any Germans while I was at Berlin. I had a letter of
introduction to a Frau von Arnim, and one night I had dinner at her
house. There were five or six officers present, all in uniform, and one
of them described a day’s hunting in England, and said that the meet was
crowded with _bildschöne Frauen_. The Ambassador at Berlin was Sir Edward
Mallet, and he asked us to dinner sometimes.

It had been my intention to attend the lectures of the Berlin University,
and I was formally enrolled as a student. I matriculated at the
University, but the formalities before this was accomplished were so
long, that by the time they were finished, I had little time left for a
University career. However, I received a card which placed me outside
the jurisdiction of the Berlin police and under the jurisdiction of the
University authorities, but I only went to one lecture. I had private
lessons in German throughout my stay.

I read a good many miscellaneous books during my stay in Berlin, and
Arthur Ponsonby introduced me to many new things, and opened many doors
for me, especially in French literature. He gave me Tolstoy and Loti to
read, and we both had a passion for Ibsen. I, on the other hand, plied
him with Pater, Stevenson, and Swinburne. I was just at the age when one
can digest anything in the way of books, and the sweeter it is the more
one enjoys it. Afterwards much of the stuff I was greedily devouring
then was to seem like the almond paste on the top of a wedding-cake. But
in those days nothing was too luscious or too sweet. Arthur’s taste was
already more sober and grown-up; the drama appealed to both of us, and we
would spend hours discussing plays and players, and deploring the state
of the English stage.

At the end of December I went back to England and spent the last
Christmas but one at Membland I was ever to spend there.




CHAPTER VIII

ITALY, CAMBRIDGE, GERMANY, LONDON


After Christmas I stayed a few days with Chérie at her house at Cosham
and with the Ponsonbys at the Isle of Wight. Uncle Henry Ponsonby said
he had taken one book with him in the Crimean War, and he had read it
through. This was _Paradise Lost_. The conversation arose from his
quoting the lines:

    “The mind is its own place, and in itself
    Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven,”

and I happened to know where the quotation came from. I stayed for a few
days with the Bensons at Addington. Arthur and Fred Benson were there,
but none of the rest of the family. Fred Benson had just finished his
novel, _Dodo_, and was correcting the proofs of it. I read the proofs.
Arthur Benson had written a great many poems, which he read out to me.
They were published later in the year. During the time I had spent at
Hildesheim I had continued to write verse every now and then, and I
used to send my efforts to Arthur Benson for his criticism. I had also
written what must have been a childish play, a modern drama, but I
had published nothing except a little verse in a Plymouth newspaper.
While I was staying at Osborne with the Ponsonbys and also at Addington
with the Bensons I heard a great deal about a Miss Ethel Smyth. Arthur
Benson had told me about her at Eton. She was a friend of his family,
and he used often to hear from her. She was a newer friend of my aunts
and my cousins, and they talked a great deal about her. I heard about
her wonderful singing, her energy, her vitality, her talk, how she had
said that Mrs. Benson was “as good as God and as clever as the Devil”;
how I must hear her sing “l’Anneau d’argent,” and her own Mass. It was
arranged that I was to make her acquaintance. Her Mass was to be given
at the Albert Hall, and I was invited by Mrs. Charles Hunter (Miss
Smyth’s sister) to hear it from her box. The box was full of Miss Smyth’s
hunting friends, who gave the music a respectful hearing, and when it
was over we went to the Bachelors’ Club and had supper. I sat next to
Miss Smyth and we made friends at once. The next night I had dinner at
Dover Street, where Mrs. Hunter was staying, and there I met General
Smyth, Miss Smyth’s father, and Mr. Brewster, an American by birth, a
Frenchman by education, an Italian by residence. His appearance was
striking; he had a fair beard and the eyes of a seer; _à contre jour_,
someone said he looked like a Rembrandt. His manner was suave, and at
first one thought him inscrutable—a person whom one could never know,
surrounded as it were by a hedge of roses. When I got to know him better
I found the whole secret of Brewster was this: he was absolutely himself:
he said quite simply and calmly what he thought. Nothing leads to such
misunderstandings as the truth. Bismarck said the best of all diplomatic
policies was to tell the truth, as nobody believed you. But even when
you are not prepared to disbelieve, and suspect no diplomatic wiles,
the truth is sometimes disconcerting when calmly expressed. I recollect
my first conversation with Mr. Brewster. We talked of books, and I was
brimful of enthusiasm for Swinburne and Rossetti. “No,” said Brewster, “I
don’t care for Rossetti; it all seems to me like an elaborate exercise. I
prefer Paul Verlaine.” I knew he was not being paradoxical, but I thought
he was lacking in catholicity, narrow in comprehension. Why couldn’t one
like both? I thought he was being Olympian and damping. When I got to
know him well, I understood how completely sincere he had been, and how
utterly unpretentious; how impossible it was for him to pretend he liked
something he did not like, and how true it was that Rossetti seemed to
him as elaborate as an exercise.

That night we went to a concert at St. James’s Hall, and I saw again the
familiar green benches where for so many years my mother had seats in Row
2. “You remind me,” said a lady I was introduced to that night, “of a
lady who used to come and sit here at the Pops in the second row, a long
time ago.”

I can’t remember where it was I first heard Ethel Smyth sing, whether
it was in Dover Street or in her own little house, “One Oak.” I remember
the songs she sang—some Brahms, some Schubert, among others “Pause” and
“Der Doppelgänger,” “l’Anneau d’argent,” and “Come o’er the Sea,” and I
knew at once that I had opened a window on a new and marvellous province.
The whole performance was so complete and so poignantly perfect: the
accompaniment, the way the words and the music were blended, and the
composer’s inmost and most intimate intention and meaning seemed to be
revealed and interpreted as if he were singing the song himself for the
first time; the rare and exquisite quality and delicacy of her voice, the
strange thrill and wail, the distinction and distinct clear utterance,
where every word and every note told without effort, and the whirlwind of
passion and feeling she evoked in a song such as “Come o’er the Sea” or
Brahms’ “Botschaft.”

It was settled that I was to learn Italian, and for that purpose I went
to Florence. I stayed in Paris a few days on the way at the Hôtel St.
Romain, Rue St. Roch, and I went to several plays and saw Bartet at the
Théâtre français, in _Le Père Prodigue_. Then I travelled to Florence in
a crowded second-class carriage. I had expected Florence to be a dismal
place, full of buildings like Dorchester House, grey and cold. It was
cold when the Tramontana blew, but I had forgotten or rather I had not
imagined the Italian sun. I arrived late, at one in the morning, and when
I got up and saw the sun streaming from a cloudless blue sky on warm,
yellow, sun-baked houses with red flat roofs, I was amazed. I stayed
the first night I arrived at an hotel, and then moved into a pension at
Lung’Arno della Borsa 2 bis, which belonged to Signora Agnese Traverso.
I began to learn Italian at once, and had lessons from a charming old
Italian called Signor Benelli. Signor Benelli had been a soldier in
Garibaldi’s Army; he was an intense enthusiast both in politics and
literature—a Dante scholar and an admirer of the moderns: Carducci, and
Gabriele d’Annunzio’s early poems, which were not well known then. I
never had a better master before or afterwards. He knew English well and
revelled in English poetry, especially in Shelley and Keats. As soon as
I got to understand Italian we read Dante, and I read the whole of the
_Divina Commedia_ aloud with Signor Benelli, all Leopardi, and a great
deal of Tasso and Ariosto. I also made other discoveries for myself
in other branches of literature. There was a large lending library at
Florence, full of books in every European literature. I there discovered
by myself the works of Anatole France and read _Thaïs_, _Balthazar_, and
_L’Etui de Nacre_, _le Crime de Sylvestre Bonnard_, and _La Rôtisserie
de la Reine Pédauque._ I read a great deal of Maupassant as well, the
complete works of Merimée, some Balzac, and the plays of Dumas fils, and
all the Sardou I could get hold of. I also had a few Russian lessons from
a lady, but I did not go on with them as I had not the time. I made the
acquaintance of Miss Violet Paget (Vernon Lee), who lived in a lovely
little villa called “The Palmerino” on the Fiesole side of the town.

The spring in Florence is a wonderful pageant. At first you do
not see where there can be any room for it. The trees seem all
evergreen—cypresses and silvery olives. The landscape seems complete as
it is. Then suddenly the brown hills are alive with wild, fluttering, red
jagged-edged tulips. Large bunches of anemones, violets, and lilies of
the valley are sold in the streets, and soon roses. Then the young corn
shoots up, and all the hills become green and the cornfields are fringed
with wild dog-roses, and soon the tall red and white lilies come out, and
then the wistaria, and the Judas trees—a dense mass of blossom against
the solid, speckless blue sky.

In May I met Hubert Cornish at Naples and spent a few days with him,
and we went for a night to Sorrento, and in June I went to Venice by
myself and stayed there for one long and deliciously hot week. I saw the
pictures, drifted about on the lagoon, and bathed at the Lido in the
Adriatic, the only sea that is really hot enough.

At the end of June I was back again in England. I was to go to Oxford or
Cambridge, but to do either of these things it is necessary to pass an
examination in which sums had to be done. At first I was going to Oxford,
but it was thought that I would never be able to pass Smalls, so it was
decided I should go to Cambridge, but in order to pass the examination
before matriculating I had to go to a crammer’s to brush up my Latin and
Greek and try to learn Arithmetic.

At the end of July I went to Eton and stayed with the Cornishes. Mr.
Cornish had just been made Vice-Provost, and was moving into the
Cloisters from Holland House. It was a hot, beautiful August and we spent
most of our days on the river. One day there was a regatta going on at
Datchet. As we passed it we made triolets on the events of the regatta.
“My shirt is undone, here comes the regatta,” one of them began. The
incident that struck us most was the passage of Miss Tarver in a boat.
She appeared to be in distress, and was weeping. This incident was at
once put to verse in this triolet:

    “Oh! there’s Lily Tarver
      In oceans of tears,
    Like streams of hot lava,
    Oh! there’s Lily Tarver!
    The regatta’s loud _brava_
      Still rings in her ears.
    Oh! there’s Lily Tarver
      In oceans of tears!”

At Arthur Benson’s one night I met Mr. Gosse, who was kind to me, and
from that moment became a lifelong friend.

I had written an essay on Collins, and Arthur Benson had sent it for me
to _Macmillan’s Magazine_. The editor did not print it, but he wrote me a
letter about it, urging me to go on writing. While I had been at Florence
I had written a complete novel, which I had sent to the publishers. The
publishers’ reader reported that it was worth printing, and offered to
publish it on the half-profits system. I had the sense to put it in the
fire. Everyone, said Vernon Lee to me once, should write a novel once, if
only so as never to want to do it again.

In August I went to Mr. Tatham, who lived near Abingdon, to prepare
for my examination. At his house several boys were struggling with the
same task and preparing to go to Oxford. Mr. Tatham did not teach me
arithmetic—nobody could do that—but he taught me some Greek and Latin. We
read the _Plutus_ of Aristophanes, and some Catullus, and he led me into
new fields in English literature. I enjoyed myself at his house quite
immensely. Sometimes at dinner Mr. Tatham would laugh till tears poured
down his cheeks, and once he laughed so much that he was almost ill and
had to go upstairs to his room to recover.

We used to make up triolets at meals, and at all times of the day, and
while I was at Abingdon I had two little books of them printed called
_Northcourt Nonsense_. One of them was written while dressing for dinner
and after having been stung by a fly, and addressed to Mr. Tatham and
sent to him by the maid. It ran thus:

    “May I wear a silk tie
      To-night at the table?
    I’ve been stung by a fly,
    May I wear a silk tie?
    I will bind it as high
      And as low as I’m able,
    May I wear a silk tie
      To-night at the table?”

to which Mr. Tatham at once sent this answer:

    “The tie that you wear
      May be wholly of silk,
    Or of stuff or mohair,
    The tie that you wear;
    If the pain you can’t bear,
      Better bathe it with milk,
    The tie that you wear
      May be wholly of silk.”

One of the boys who was preparing for Oxford was called Ralli, and he had
great facility as a planchette writer. He could not write by himself,
but as soon as anyone else put their hands on planchette at the same
time as he did, it would write like mad. The things it wrote seemed to
be nearly always what he had read and forgotten, sometimes an article
from the _Figaro_, sometimes a passage from a French novel. Sometimes it
wrote verse. Ralli was a fluent poet, but wrote better verse without the
aid of planchette than with. Sometimes the planchette board answered his
questions, but with a flippant inconsequence.

In October I went to Cambridge and passed into Trinity, leaving the
_Little Go_ to be tackled later. I had rooms in Trinity Street. Hubert
Cornish was at King’s. I was to go in for the Modern Language Tripos,
which meant languages about as modern as _Le Roman de la Rose_ and
Chaucer. I went to a coach for mathematics, but this was sheer waste of
time, as not one word of what I was taught ever entered my brain, nor did
I improve one jot.

I belonged to two debating societies—the Magpie and Stump, and the
Decemviri—and used to speak at both of them quite often; and to a society
where one read out papers, called the Chit-Chat. I also belonged to the
A.D.C., and played the part of the butler in _Parents and Guardians_, and
that of the footman in the _Duchess of Bayswater_.

In the summer term, during the May week, Hubert Cornish, R. Austen Leigh,
and myself edited an ephemeral newspaper called the _Cambridge A B C_,
which had four numbers and which contained an admirable parody of Kipling
by Carr-Bosanquet.

Here are some lines from it:

    “By Matyushin and Wilczek-land he is come to the Northern Pole,
    Whose tap-roots bite on the Oolite and Palæozoic coal:
    He set his hand and his haunch to the tree, he plucked it up by the
      root,
    And the lines of longitude upward sprang like the broken chords of
      a lute;
    And over against the Hills of Glass he came to the spate of stars,
    And the Pole it sank, but he swam to bank and warmed himself on Mars;
    Till he came to the Reeling Beaches between the night and the day,
    Where the tall king crabs like hansom cabs and the black bull lobsters
      lay.”

Aubrey Beardsley was just becoming known as an artist, and we wrote to
him and asked him to design a cover, never thinking he would consent to
do so. He did, for the modest sum of ten guineas, and many people thought
it was a clever parody of his draughtsmanship.

At Trinity, Carr-Bosanquet was the shining light of the Decemviri
Debating Society. At Eton he had edited the _Parachute_, which was far
the best schoolboy periodical that had appeared there for years, and
had written, in collaboration with two other boys, a book called _Seven
Summers_, about Eton, which was afterwards withdrawn from circulation
because for some reason or other the authorities objected to it. Next to
_A Day of my Life at Eton_ it is the best book about Eton life that has
ever been written, and the only book of its kind. It certainly ought to
be republished. The curious thing is that the objections to it, which
to the lay mind are not perceptible (for a more harmless book was never
written), were only made after it had been published for some time.

Carr-Bosanquet used often to contribute poems of a light kind about
topical events to the _Eton Chronicle_, and at Cambridge he wrote as
wittily as he talked and spoke. He had rather a dry, kind sense of
humour, saltlike sense, and an Attic wit, which pervaded his talk, his
speeches, his finished and scholarly verse. We thought he was certain
to be a bright star in English literature, a successor to Praed and
Calverley, and perhaps to Charles Lamb; but his career was distinguished
in another line—archæology—and he allowed himself no rival pursuit. Had
he opted for literature, and the province of the witty essay and the
light rhyme, he certainly could have achieved great things, as he had
already done far more than show promise. His performance as far as it
went was already mature, finished, and of a high order. There was at
Trinity and at King’s at this time, as I suppose there is at all times, a
small but highly intellectual world, of which the apex was the mysterious
Society of the Apostles, who discussed philosophy in secret. I skirted
the fringe of this world, and knew some of its members: Bertrand Russell,
the mathematician; Robert Trevelyan, the poet; and others. One day, one
of these intellectuals explained to me that I ought not to go to Chapel,
as it was setting a bad example. Christianity was exploded, a thing of
the past; nobody believed in it really among the young and the advanced,
but for the sake of the old-fashioned and the unregenerate I was bidden
to set an example of sincerity and courage, and soon the world would
follow suit. I remember thinking that although I was much younger in
years than these intellectuals, and far inferior in knowledge, brains,
and wits, no match for them in argument or in achievement, I was none
the less older than they were in a particular kind of experience—the
experience that has nothing to do either with the mind, or with
knowledge, and that is independent of age, but takes place in the heart,
and in which a child may be sometimes more rich than a grown-up person.
I do not mean anything sentimental. I am speaking of the experience that
comes from having been suddenly constrained to turn round and look at
life from a different point of view. So when I heard the intellectuals
reason in the manner I have described, I felt for the moment an old
person listening to young people. I felt young people must always have
talked like that. It was not that I had then any definite religious
creed. I seldom went to Chapel, but that was out of laziness. I seldom
went to church in London, and never of my own accord.

While I was at Heidelberg the religious tenets which I had kept
absolutely intact since childhood, without question and without the
shadow of doubt or difficulty, suddenly one day, without outside
influence or inward crisis, just dropped away from me. I shed them as
easily as a child loses a first tooth. In the winter of 1893, when I came
back from Berlin, someone asked me why I didn’t go to church. I said it
was because I didn’t believe in a Christian faith, and that if I were
ever to again I would be a Catholic. That seemed to me the only logical
and indeed the inevitable consequence of such a belief. In spite of this,
dogmatic disbelief was to me always an intolerable thing, and when I
heard the intellectuals talk in the manner I have described, I used to
feel that people like Dr. Johnson had known better than they, but that
in his day it was probable that the young and he himself talked like
that; it was one of the privileges of youth. I did not say this, however.
I kept my thoughts to myself. I remember my spoken answer being that I
did not care if my landlady thought an upright poker placed in front of
the fire made it burn or not. If she liked to believe that, it was her
affair. I didn’t mind if she worshipped the poker.

At King’s my great friends were Hubert Cornish, Ramsay, who was
afterwards Lower Master at Eton, and R⸺ A⸺, the son of a distinguished
soldier. A. was the most original of all the undergraduates I knew. He
was a real scholar, with the most eclectic and rather austere taste in
literature, and a passion for organ music. He was shy and fastidious
beyond words. He could not endure being shaved at Cambridge, and used to
go up to London twice a week for that purpose. He took no part in any
of the clubs or societies. At the same time he was a devoted friend and
a fiery patriot. He was so difficult to please about his own work that
when he went up for his Tripos and had to do a set of Latin hexameters,
he showed up a series of unfinished lines, “pathetic half-lines,” a
suggested end of hexameter, a possible beginning, the hint of a cæsura, a
few epithets, and here and there an almost perfect line, with a footnote
to say “these verses are not meant to scan.” He was a bibliophile, but
collected faded second editions and never competed. He had a passionate
admiration for Thomas Hardy’s works, and a great deference for the
opinion of his friends. One day when he was discussing literature with
Hubert Cornish, Hubert said he liked a book which A. disliked. When A.
heard this he said gently: “Of course if you like it, Hubert, I like it
too.”

This all happened in the period of the ’nineties. When people write
about the ’nineties now, which they often do, they seem to me to weave a
baseless legend and to create a fantastic world of their own creation.
The ’nineties were, from the point of view of art and literature, much
like any other period. If you want to know what literary conversation was
like in the ’nineties you can hear it any day at the Reform Club. If you
compare the articles on literature or art that appeared in the _Speaker_
of 1892-3 with the articles in the _New Statesman_ of 1921, you will find
little difference between the two. The difference between the _Yellow
Book_ and periodicals of the same kind (_The Owl_, for instance), which
were started years later, was chiefly in the colour of the cover. The
fact is there are only a certain number of available writers in London,
and whenever a new periodical is started, all the available writers are
asked to contribute; so in the _Yellow Book_ you had practically the
available writers of the time contributing—Henry James, Edmund Gosse,
George Moore, Crackenthorpe, William Watson, John Davidson, John Oliver
Hobbes, Vernon Lee, Le Gallienne, Arthur Benson, Arthur Symons, and Max
Beerbohm. I think there is seldom any startling difference between the
literature of one decade and another. When I was at Cambridge, England
was said by the newspapers to be a nest of singing birds; again the same
thing was said when the Georgian poets began to publish their work;
but the same thing might be said of any epoch. Throughout the whole of
English history there never has been a period, as yet, when England was
not a nest of singing birds, and when a great quantity of verse, good,
bad, and indifferent, was not being poured out. But it was said in the
’nineties that poetry was a paying business; second-hand booksellers
were speculating in the first editions of the new poets, just as they
do now; and to get the complete works of one poet, who had published
little, one had to pay a hundred pounds. A society called the Rhymers’
Club published two books called respectively the _Book of the Rhymers’
Club_, and the _Second Book of the Rhymers’ Club_, both of which were
anthologies by living authors, and somewhat the same in intention as
the _Books of Georgian Poetry_. Both these books are now rare and
sought after by collectors. It is interesting to look at them now, and
to look back in general on the poets of that day, and to see what has
survived and what has been forgotten. These two anthologies by no means
represented the whole of the poetic output and production of the day.
They were not comprehensive anthologies of all the living poets, but the
manifesto of one small Poetical Club. Taking a general bird’s-eye view
of literature and the literary world of that day, this is what you would
have noted. Tennyson was just dead. Swinburne was still writing, and
published some of the finer poems of his later manner in a volume called
_Astrophel_, in 1894. Stevenson was alive, and had just published _The
Ebb Tide_. Meredith had but lately come into his own, and was hailed by
old and young. _Tess of the D’Urbervilles_ had enlarged the public of
Thomas Hardy. Robert Bridges was issuing fastidious pamphlets of verse
printed by Mr. Beeching at Oxford. Christina Rossetti was alive. Mr.
Kipling published what are perhaps his greatest achievements in the short
story in _Life’s Handicap_ in 1891, and his _Many Inventions_ came out
in 1892. His _Barrack Room Ballads_ were published in 1892. His loud
popularity among the public was endorsed by critics such as Henry James,
Edmund Gosse, and Andrew Lang. Andrew Lang was still writing “books like
_Genesis_ and sometimes for the _Daily News_,” besides a monthly causerie
in _Longman’s Magazine_, and a weekly causerie in the _Illustrated London
News_. Mrs. Humphry Ward’s _David Grieve_ was published in 1892 and
acclaimed by the whole press. Edmund Gosse was collecting and preparing a
volume of the verse of his maturity (published in 1894), and once a year
produced a volume of delicate and perspicuous prose. Henley was writing
patriotic verse and barbed prose in the _National Observer_, which was
full of spirited, scholarly and brilliant writing. Charles Whibley was
making a name. Max Beerbohm was making his début. William Watson was
discovered as a real new poet, and his “Wordsworth’s Grave,” and his
“Lachrymæ Musarum” won praise from the older critics, and attracted,
for verse, great attention. He was named as a possible laureate. John
Davidson was said to have inspiration and fire, and to have written a
fine ballad; Norman Gale’s _Country Lyrics_ were praised; Arthur Benson
represented the extreme right of English poetry, and Arthur Symons
the extreme left. Wilde had published a play in French, and his _Lady
Windermere’s Fan_ was hailed as the best comedy produced on the English
stage since Congreve. Pinero had startled London with his _Second Mrs.
Tanqueray_ and the discovery of Mrs. Patrick Campbell. In the _Speaker_
Quiller-Couch wrote a weekly causerie, and George Moore put some of his
best work in weekly articles on art, and Mr. Walkley some of his wittiest
writing in weekly articles on the stage. Henry James was struggling
with the stage, and John Oliver Hobbes was making a name as a coiner of
epigrams. Harry Cust was editing the _Pall Mall Gazette_ and concocting
delightful leaders out of the classics, with fantastic titles. E. F.
Benson had published _Dodo_. Turning from the general to the particular,
and to the _Book of the Rhymers’ Club_, published in 1892, the names of
the contributors were: Ernest Dowson, Edwin Ellis, C. A. Greene, Lionel
Johnson, Richard le Gallienne, Victor Plarr, Ernest Radford, Ernest Rhys,
T. W. Rolleston, Arthur Symons, John Todhunter, and W. B. Yeats. In the
second series the same names occur with an additional one—Arthur Cecil
Hillier.

A reaction against supposed foreign influences was started and preached,
and Richard le Gallienne called his book of verse _English Lyrics_ to
accentuate this; but it is difficult to find any trace of this foreign
influence in the verse of that day, except in some of the poems of
Arthur Symons. When people write of the ’nineties now, they say that
the verse of that period is all about pierrots, powder, and patchouli.
The reason is perhaps that the most startling feature in the creative
art of the period was the genius of Aubrey Beardsley, whose perfect
draughtsmanship seemed to be guided by a malignant demon. I have looked
through the _Books of the Rhymers’ Club_ carefully, and I cannot find
a single allusion to a pierrot, or even to a powder-puff. Here are the
titles of some of the subjects: “Carmelite Nuns of Perpetual Adoration”;
“Love and Death”; “The Pathfinder”; “The Broken Tryst”; “A Ring’s
Secret”; “A Burden of Easter Vigil”; “Father Gilligan”; “In Falmouth
Harbour”; “Mothers of Men”; “Sunset in the City”; “Lost”; “To a Breton
Beggar”; “Song in the Labour Movement”; “Saint Anthony”; “Lady Macbeth”;
“Midsummer Day”; “The Old Shepherd”; “The Night Jar”; “The Song of the
Old Mother”; “The First Spring Day”; “An Ode to Spring.” These subjects
seem to me singularly like those that have inspired poets of all epochs;
it is difficult to detect anything peculiar to the ’nineties in a title
such as “The First Spring Day,” or “A Ring’s Secret.”

The first _Rhymers’ Book_ contains Yeats’ exquisite poem on the Lake of
Innisfree, and some dignified verse by Lionel Johnson; the second series
contains a well-known poem by Ernest Dowson: “I have been faithful to
thee, Cynara, in my fashion.” But I think I am right in saying that
it was neither Yeats nor Lionel Johnson nor Dowson’s work in these
anthologies that attracted the greatest attention, but a lyric of Le
Gallienne’s called “What of the Darkness?” which I remember one critic
said wiped out Tennyson’s lyrics. Tennyson’s lyrics, however, went on
obstinately existing, no doubt so as to give another generation the
pleasure of thinking that they had wiped them out. While these singing
birds were twittering, I remember one day at Cambridge buying a new book
of verse by a man called Francis Thompson. Here, I thought, is another of
the hundreds of new poets, but directly I caught sight of the “Hound of
Heaven,” I thought to myself “Here is something different.” I remember
showing Hubert Cornish a poem called “Daisy,” and saying to him, “Isn’t
this very good?” It begins:

    “Where the thistle lifts a purple crown
      Six foot out of the turf,
    And the harebell shakes on the windy hill,
      O the breath of the distant surf.”

“Yes,” said Hubert, “but the trouble is that everyone writes so well
nowadays that it is hardly worth while for any new poet to write well.
All can raise the flower because all have got the seed.”

The undergraduates had no great enthusiasm for any of these new writers.
I mean the intellectuals among the undergraduates. But the booksellers
were always urging us to buy them on the plea that they would go up.
Some of them did, and those who speculated in Francis Thompson and Yeats
did well. The curious thing is that the prose writers and the poets were
supposed to be great sticklers for form, to be absorbed by the theory of
art for art’s sake, and to be aiming at impeccable craftsmanship. Looking
back on the work of those poets now, their technique, compared to that
of more modern poets, seems almost ludicrously feeble, but they seem to
have had just what they were supposed to be without: a burning ideal to
serve literature; to have been consumed with the desire to bring about a
renaissance in English literature and an _English_ renaissance. There
was one poet’s name which was sometimes mentioned then, and which had
come down to the ’nineties from other and older generations. The name
has gone on being mentioned since, and will one day, I think, reach the
safe harbour of lasting fame, and this was Michael Field. Michael Field
was a pseudonym which covered the remarkable personalities of two ladies,
an aunt and a niece, who were friends of Robert Browning and of all the
literary lights of their day, and who wrote a series of most remarkable
dramas in verse and some extremely beautiful lyrics.

John Lane, the publisher, used to come down to Cambridge sometimes, and I
made his acquaintance and, through him and Mr. Gosse, that of many of the
writers I have mentioned: John Davidson, Le Gallienne, and others. There
was a society at this time in London called the Cemented Bricks, to which
some of the _littérateurs_ and poets belonged, which met at Anderton’s
Hotel in Fleet Street, and I was made a member, and on one occasion made
a speech, and was down to read a paper, but I had to go abroad and this
never came off. But what I chiefly remember about it is one occasion when
Le Gallienne read a paper in which he passionately attacked the theory
of art for art’s sake, and insisted on the relative unimportance of art
compared with Nature, saying that a branch of almond blossom against
the sky was worth all the pictures in the world. His paper was answered
a month later by a young man who said this was the most Philistine
sentiment he had ever heard expressed. This was while I was at Cambridge.

I did little work at Cambridge, and from the Cambridge curriculum I
learnt nothing. I attended lectures on mathematics which might just as
well have been, for the good they did me, in Hebrew. I spent hours with
a coach who wearily explained to me things which I didn’t and couldn’t
understand. I went to some lectures on French literature, but all I
remember of them is that the lecturer demonstrated at some length that
the French written by many well-known authors was often ungrammatical
and sometimes full of mistakes. The lecturer cited to support his case
pages of Georges Ohnet. One hardly needed a lecturer to point out that
Georges Ohnet was not a classical writer. The lecturer’s aim was not to
show the badness of certain authors, but to prove that the French of
modern current literature was an independent living organism that was
growing and developing heedless of classical models, grammatical rules,
and academic authority. I think he would have done better had he pointed
out how certain other authors were writing prose and verse of so great an
excellence that in the course of time their works might become classics.
Boileau was one of the books to be read for the Tripos, and I had already
read a great deal of Boileau and learnt his verse by heart as a child. I
copied out the following lines in 1888:

    “Hélas! qu’est devenu ce temps, cet heureux temps,
    Où les rois s’honoraient du nom de fainéants;
    S’endormaient sur le trône, et, me servant sans honte,
    Laissaient leur sceptre aux mains ou d’un maire ou d’un comte?
    Aucun soin n’approchait de leur paisible cour:
    On reposait la nuit, on dormait tout le jour.
    Seulement au printemps, quand Flore dans les plaines
    Faisaient taire des vents les bruyantes haleines,
    Quatre bœufs attelés, d’un pas tranquille et lent,
    Promenaient dans Paris le monarque indolent.”

When I told Dr. Verrall that we were reading Boileau he was delighted. He
said: “How I wish I was reading Boileau; instead of which, when I have
time to read, I read the latest Kipling story.” He said he spent his
life in vain regret for the books he wanted to read, but which he knew
he never would read. He could not help reading the modern books, but he
often deplored the sad necessity. I stuck up for the modern books; I said
I would far rather read Kipling than Boileau. I supposed in Boileau’s
time people said: “Here I am, wasting my time reading Boileau, which I
must read so as to follow the conversation at dinner, when I might be
reading _le Roman de la Rose_.”

Dr. Verrall was an amusing story-teller, and I remember his telling a
story of two old ladies who, while they were listening to the overture of
_Lohengrin_, looked at each other with a puzzled, timid expression, until
one of them asked the other: “Is it the gas?” Dr. Verrall told me he
thought Rossetti’s poem, the “Blessed Damozel,” was rubbish. On the other
hand, he admired his ballad, “Sister Helen.”

He said: “Why did you melt your waxen man, Sister Helen?” was a
magnificent opening to a poem.

In spite of having learnt nothing in an academic sense at Cambridge,
I am glad I went there, and I think I learnt a good deal in other
ways. I look back on it and I see the tall trees just coming out in
the backs, behind King’s College; a picnic in canoes on the Cam;
bookshops, especially a dark, long bookshop in Trinity Street where a
plaintive voice told one that Norman Gale would be sure to go up; little
dinner-parties in my rooms in Trinity Street, the food arriving on a tray
from the College kitchen where the cook made _créme brûlée_ better than
anyone else in the world; one night fireworks on the window-sill and the
thin curtains ablaze; rehearsals for the A.D.C., and Mr. Clarkson making
one up; long, idle mornings in Trinity and King’s; literary discussions
in rooms at Trinity; debates of the Decemviri in Carr-Bosanquet’s room
on the ground floor of the Great Court; summer afternoons in King’s
College gardens, and the light streaming through the gorgeous glass
of the west window in King’s Chapel, where, listening to the pealing
anthem, I certainly never dreamed of taxing the royal Saint with vain
expense; gossip at the Pitt Club in the mornings, crowds of youths
with well-brushed hair and straw hats telling stories in front of the
fireplace; the Sunday-evening receptions in Oscar Browning’s rooms full
of Arundel prints and crowds of long-haired Bohemians; the present
Provost of Eton mimicking the dons; and the endless laughter of those who
could say:

    “We were young, we were merry, we were very, very wise,
    And the door stood open to our feast.”

I left Cambridge after my first summer term as I could not pass the
Little Go, nor could I ever have done so, had I stayed at Cambridge for
years. My life during the next five years was a prolonged and arduous
struggle to pass the examination into the Diplomatic Service. When I
left Cambridge I went to Versailles, and stayed there a month to work at
French. Then after a few days at Contrexéville, with my father, I went
back to Hildesheim and stopped at Bayreuth on the way.

That year _Parsifal_ and _Tannhäuser_ were given, and for the first
time at Bayreuth, _Lohengrin_. Mottl conducted; Vandyk sang the part of
Lohengrin. When I arrived at the station, after a long night’s journey, I
was offered a place for the performance of _Parsifal_ that afternoon. I
took it, but I was so tired after the journey that I fell asleep during
the first act, and slept so soundly, that at the end of the act, I had
to be shaken before I woke up. In the third act, it will be remembered
that Lohengrin, when he reveals his parentage, his occupation, and his
name, at Elsa’s ill-timed request, mentions that his father’s name was
Parsifal. A German lady who was sitting near me, when she heard this,
gave a gasp of relief and recognition, as if all were now plain, and
sighed: “_Ach der Parsifal!_”

At Leipzig I ran short of money, and nobody would cash me a cheque, as
I could not satisfy either the Hotel or the Bank or the British Consul
(Baron Tauchnitz) that I was who I claimed to be. I telegraphed to the
Timmes for money, and they sent it to the Bank for me by telegram, but
even then the Bank refused to give it to me, as they were doubtful of
my identity. Finally I got the Timmes to telegraph it to the Hotel. The
Consul was annoyed, and said that Englishmen always appeared to think
they could go where they liked and do what they liked. I told him this
was the case, and I had always supposed it to be the duty of a British
Consul to help them to do so. I stayed at Hildesheim till Mr. Scoones’
establishment for candidates for the Diplomatic Service examination
opened at Garrick Chambers in London in September. The examination for
the Diplomatic Service was competitive. Candidates had to qualify in each
of twelve subjects, which included three modern languages, Latin, modern
history, geography, arithmetic, précis-writing, English essay-writing,
and shorthand. The standard in French and German was high, and the most
difficult task was the translation of a passage from a _Times_ leading
article into French and German as it was dictated. Life at Scoones’
meant going to lectures from ten till one, and again in the afternoon,
and being crammed at home by various teachers. Mr. Scoones was a fine
organiser and an acute judge of character. He was half French, and his
personality was electric and fascinating; he was light in hand, amusing,
and full of point. He used to have luncheon every day at the Garrick
Club, which was next door to Garrick Chambers, and he lectured himself
on French. He was assisted by the Rev. Dawson Clarke, who in vain tried
to teach me arithmetic, and did manage to teach me enough geography,
after five years, to qualify, and Mr. J. Allen, who gave us brilliant
lectures on modern history. There was also a charming French lecturer, M.
Esclangon, who corrected our French essays. The first time I wrote him
an essay he wrote on it: “Le Français est non seulement pur mais élégant.”

I lived alone in a room at the top of 37 Charles Street, and worked in
the winter months extremely hard. Special coaches used to come to me, and
special teachers of arithmetic. One of them had a new system of teaching
arithmetic, which was supposed to make it simple, but in my case the
system broke down.

Mr. Scoones told my father after I had been there a little time that I
was sure to pass eventually.

On Sunday evenings I used often to have supper with Edmund Gosse at his
house in Delamere Terrace, and there I met some of the lights of the
literary world: George Moore, Rider Haggard, Henry Harland, and Max
Beerbohm. Sometimes there would be serious discussions on literature
between George Moore, Edmund Gosse, and Arthur Symons. I remember once,
when Swinburne was being discussed, Arthur Symons saying that there
was a period in everyone’s life when one thought Swinburne’s poetry
not only the best, but the only poetry worth reading. It seemed then
to annihilate all other verse. Edmund Gosse then said that he would
not be at all surprised, if some day Swinburne’s verse were to appear
almost unintelligible to future generations. He thought it possible that
Swinburne might survive merely as a literary curiosity, like Cowley. He
also said that Swinburne in his later manner was like a wheel that spun
round and round without any intellectual cog.

George Moore in those days was severe on Guy de Maupassant, and said his
stories were merely carved cherry-stones. Edmund Gosse contested this
point hotly. Still more amusing than the literary discussions were those
occasions when Edmund Gosse would tell us reminiscences of his youth,
when he worked as a boy at the British Museum, and of the early days of
his friendship with Swinburne.

There was an examination for the Diplomatic Service that autumn, and I
was given a nomination for it, but I was ill and couldn’t compete.

I went back to Hildesheim for Christmas. Christmas is the captain jewel
of German domestic life, and no one who has not spent a Christmas with a
German family can really know Germany, just as no one who has not lived
through the Easter festival with a Russian family can really know Russia.
It is only in Germany that the Christmas tree grows in its full glory.
The Christmas tree at Hildesheim was laden with little tangerine oranges
and sprinkled over with long threads of silver snow. When it was lighted,
the carol: “_Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht_,” was sung round it. The
presents were arranged, or rather displayed, on a table under the tree:
new presents, and a present of many years’ standing, the _Puppenstube_,
which took on a new life every Christmas by being redecorated, and
having the small kitchen utensils in its dolls’ kitchen refurbished.
The presents were not wrapped up in parcels, but they were exposed to
the full view of those who were about to receive them, and so arranged
that they appeared at their very best, as though Santa Claus and a fairy
godmother had arranged them themselves. My present was a beautiful
embossed dicky.

On New Year’s Eve, the Christmas tree was relit, and as the bells rang
for New Year, we clinked glasses of punch and said: “_Prosit Neujahr_.”
If you want to know what is the spirit of a German Christmas you will
find its quintessence distilled in the poem of Heine about “_Die heil’gen
drei Kon’ge aus Morgenland_,” which ends:

    “Der Stern blieb stehn über Joseph’s Haus,
    Da sind sie hineingegangen;
    Das Ochslein brüllte, das Kindlein schrie,
    Die heil’gen drei Könige sangen.”

While I was going through this complicated and protracted training, the
date of the examination was, of course, only a matter of conjecture, but
when an Ambassador died there was always an atmosphere of excitement
at Garrick Chambers, and on Scoones’ face one could clearly read that
something momentous had occurred. As a rule the examinations happened
about once a year. Having missed my first chance, which was fortunate,
as I was woefully unprepared, I had to wait a long time for my second
chance, and I spent the time between London, which meant Garrick
Chambers, Germany, which meant Hildesheim, and Italy, which meant Madame
Traverso’s pension at Lung’Arno della Borsa 2 bis, at Florence.

One night, at Edmund Gosse’s, in the winter of 1895, Harland was there,
and the conversation turned on Anatole France. I quoted him some passages
from _Le Livre de Mon Ami_, which he had not read. The name of Anatole
France had not yet been mentioned in the literary press of London, and
Harland said to me: “Why don’t you write me an article about him and
I will print it in the _Yellow Book_?” The _Yellow Book_ by that time
had lost any elements of surprise or newness it had ever had and had
developed into an ordinary review to which the stock writers of London
reviews contributed. I said I would try, and I wrote an article on
Anatole France, which was accepted by Harland and came out in the April
number. This was the first criticism of Anatole France which appeared in
England. In the same number there was a story by Anatole France himself,
and a long poem by William Watson. When the proof of my article came,
I took it to Edmund Gosse, and read it aloud to him in his office at
the Board of Trade in Whitehall. He was pleased with it, and his meed
of generous and discriminating praise and encouragement was extremely
welcome and exhilarating. He said there was a unique opportunity for
anyone who should make it his aim and business to write gracefully and
delicately about beautiful and distinguished things, and that I could not
do better than try to continue as I had begun. No one could have been
kinder nor more encouraging. The University is not a stimulating place
for aspiring writers. The dons have seen it all before so many times, and
heard it all so often; the undergraduates are so terribly in earnest and
uncompromisingly severe about the efforts of their fellow-undergraduates;
so cocksure and certain in their judgments, so that at Cambridge I hid
my literary aspirations, and when I left it I had partially renounced
all such ambitions, thinking that I had been deluding myself, but at the
same time cherishing a hidden hope that I might some day begin again.
Edmund Gosse’s praise kindled the smouldering ashes and prevented them
from being extinguished, although I was too busy learning arithmetic,
geography, and long lists of obscure terms in French and German to think
much about such things.

One night that winter I went with my father and my sisters to the first
night of the _Notorious Mrs. Ebbsmith_ at the Garrick Theatre. Sir John
Hare and Mrs. Patrick Campbell both played magnificently, and Mrs.
Campbell enjoyed a triumph. She held the audience at the beginning of the
play by her grace, and by her quiet magnetic intensity, and then swept
everyone off their feet by her outbursts of vituperation. Mr. Shaw,
writing in the _Saturday Review_ about it, said that one of the defects
of the play, the unreality of the chief female character, had “the lucky
effect of setting Mrs. Patrick Campbell free to do as she pleases in
it, the result being an irresistible projection of that lady’s personal
genius, a projection which sweeps the play aside and imperiously becomes
the play itself. Mrs. Patrick Campbell, in fact, pulls her author through
by playing him clean off the stage. She creates all sorts of illusions,
and gives one all sorts of searching sensations. It is impossible not
to feel that those haunting eyes are brooding on a momentous past, and
the parting lips anticipating a thrilling imminent future, whilst some
enigmatic present must no less surely be working underneath all that
subtle play of limb and stealthy intensity of tone.” After the third
act the audience applauded deliriously, and the next day the critics
declared unanimously that Mrs. Campbell had the ball at her feet. They
all prophesied that this was the beginning of undreamed-of triumphs. They
little dreamed how recklessly she would kick the ball.

At Easter I went to Florence once more and stayed there far into June.
I think it was that year I spent a little time at Perugia. One day I
drove to Assisi. The country was in the full glory of spring. We passed
groaning carts drawn by slow, white oxen; poppies flared in the green
corn; little lizards sunned themselves on the walls; one felt one was
no longer in Italy, but in an older country, in Latium; in some little
kingdom in which Remus might have been king, or that kindly monarch,
Numa Pompilius, with Egeria, his gracious consort. I saw the Italy that
I had dreamt of ever since as a child I had read with Mrs. Christie in
the _Lays of Ancient Rome_ of “where sweet Clanis wanders through corn
and vines and flowers,” of milk-white steer grazing along Clitumnus, and
the struggling sheep plunging in Umbro. And when at last Assisi appeared,
with its shining snow-white basilica crowning the hill like a diadem, one
seemed to be driving up to a celestial city.

On the 18th of May, life was made exciting by an earthquake. It happened
about nine o’clock in the evening. We had just finished dinner at the
pension. I had walked to my bedroom to fetch something, when there came
a noise like a gas explosion or a bomb exploding, and I was thrown on to
my bed. The pictures fell from the walls, and the ground seemed to be
slipping away from one. Outside on the landing—we lived on the second
floor of the Palazzo Alberti, up two flights of stairs—I heard the
servants crying: “_Sono i Ladri_” (“The thieves are upon us”), and there
was a scamper down the stairs, as the maid and the cook rushed down to
bolt the front door and keep out the thieves. Then various objects of
value were saved, or at least a mysterious process of salvage was begun.
A box containing family deeds was carried from one room to another, and
some American children were carried downstairs in a blanket. The shock, I
think, lasted only seven seconds, but had been, while it lasted, intense.
Then there was a good deal of bustle and discussion, and everybody
suggested something different that ought to be done; and Madame Traverso
carried on a conversation with the landlady of the house, who lived on
the first floor. Relations between the two households had hitherto been
strained, and a state of veiled hostilities had existed between them.
The earthquake changed all this and brought about a reconciliation.
From her window Madame Traverso called to the landlady and assured her
that we were: “_Nelle mani di Dio_” (“We are in the hands of God”).
“_Si_,” answered the landlady: “_Siamo nelle mani di Dio_” (“Yes, we
are in the hands of God”). Signora Traverso said we could not sleep in
the house that night. It was not to be thought of, and we joined the
population in the streets. No sooner had people begun to say it was all
over, and that we could quietly go home, than another faint tremor was
felt. People encamped in carriages; others walked about the streets. The
terror inspired by an earthquake is unlike any other, because you feel
there is no possible escape from it. At eleven o’clock in the evening
there was another faint shock. We got to bed late; some of the inmates
of the pension slept in a cab. The next day one could inspect the damage
done. The village of Grassina near the Certosa had been destroyed. I had
just been to the Certosa, and one of the monks there, an Irishman, when
we asked him what the green liqueur was made of, that he sold, said:
“Shamrocks and melted emeralds.” Grassina was a village where on Good
Friday I had seen the procession of _Gesù Morto_ by torchlight, in the
April twilight, with its centurions in calico and armour, its tapers,
its nasal brasses and piercing lamentation, and crowd of nut-sellers;
a ceremony as old as the soil, and said to be a new incarnation of the
funeral of Pan.

The Palazzo Strozzi was rent from top to bottom with a huge crack.
Pillars in Piazza dell’Anunziata had fallen down; and at San Miniato,
the school of the Poggio Imperiale had been seriously damaged. Had the
shock lasted a few seconds longer the destruction in Florence would have
been extremely serious, and many irreplaceable treasures would have been
destroyed.

The afternoon after the earthquake I bicycled out to see Vernon Lee,
and she said that the butcher boy in her village declared that in the
afternoon before the earthquake he had seen the Devil leap from a cleft
in the ground in a cloud of sulphurous fumes and fires. In the night
there was another slight shock towards one in the morning. I was asleep
and I was woken suddenly, and experienced the strange sensation of
feeling the floor slightly oscillating, but it only lasted a second or
two, and that was the last of the earthquake.

I made that year the acquaintance of Professor Nencioni, a poet and
a critic, and a profound student of English literature and English
verse. He was saturated with English literature, and his poems show the
influence and impress of the English poets of the nineteenth century. He
used to give lectures on English poetry in Italian; he was a stimulating,
eloquent lecturer, and his knowledge of English was amazing. I went to
his lectures and made his acquaintance, and we had long talks about
literature. He asked me if I had written anything, and I told him I had
some typed poems, but that I had given up trying to write verse. He asked
me to show them him. The next time I went to his lecture I took my typed
MSS. and left it with him. The next Sunday after the lecture he came up
to me with the MSS. in his hand and said: “_Lei è poeta_,” and he said:
“Never mind what anyone may tell you, _I_ tell you it is a fact.” I was
greatly exhilarated by Nencioni’s encouragement, but I thought that
being a foreigner he was perhaps too indulgent, and I would have felt
uncomfortable had a Cambridge undergraduate overheard his conversation.
It had nevertheless an effect, and I thought that I would some day try to
write verse again.

Towards the end of the summer, I went back to Germany. Edward Marsh
joined me at Hildesheim and stayed at the Timmes’. E. was the most
painstaking and industrious pupil Professor Timme ever had, and he
enjoyed the German life to the full, but it was his misfortune rather
than his fault that he offended the easily ruffled susceptibilities of
the Timme family.

On one occasion he made what turned out to be an unfortunate remark about
the river Innerste, which is Hildesheim’s river. He said it was dirty;
upon which Professor Timme, much nettled, said: “_Das will ich nicht
sagen. Sie ist viel reiner als mancher Fluss, der von einer Grosstadt
kommt, und vielleicht ganz rein aussieht._” [I won’t say that; it is much
cleaner than many a river that comes from a big town and perhaps _looks_
quite clean.]

There was a delightful German pupil living in the house called Erich
Wippern, a brother of Hans Wippern, who had been there before. We
arranged to give a _Kneipe_ for him and the other boys in one of the
villages. The matter had been publicly discussed and seemed to be
settled, but at the last minute, Professor Timme objected to it, and we
had a long and painful interview on the subject. He said the _Kneipe_ was
not to be, and when I reminded him that he had already given his consent,
he lost his temper. We decided after this distressing scene to go away,
and we left for Heidelberg, our ultimate objective in any case, the next
day.

E. and I had invented a game which I think I enjoyed more than any game
I have ever played at, with the exception of a good game of Spankaboo.
It was called: “The Game.” You played it like this: One player gave the
other player two lines or more of poetry, or a sentence of prose, in any
language. The other player was allowed two guesses at the authorship of
the quotation, and, if he said it immediately after the second guess,
breathlessly so to speak, a third guess; but there must not be a second’s
pause between the second and the third. They had to be “double leads.”
The third had to come, if at all, helter-skelter after the second guess.
If you guessed right you got a mark, and if you guessed wrong you got a
nought; the noughts and crosses were entered into a small book, which
went on getting fuller and fuller. They were added up at the bottom of
every page; but as The Game is eternal, we shall never know who won it,
until the Last Day, and then perhaps there won’t be time. We both played
it well on the whole, although we both had strange lapses. I never could
guess a line out of _Lycidas_ and E. never could guess a line out of
_Adonaïs_. I attributed one day one of the finest lines of Milton to the
poet Montgomery, and E. made an equally absurd mistake, which happened
to have a profound effect on my future, or rather on my future literary
aspirations. We were playing the game in the _Biergarten_ at Hildesheim.
The band was playing the overture from _Tannhäuser_. Schoolboys were
walking round the garden, arm in arm, and when they met an acquaintance
took off their hats all together, in time, and by the right, or by the
left, as the case might be, held them at an arm’s length and put them
back stiffly. At many little tables, groups and families were sitting
enjoying the music, drinking beer and eating _Butterbrote_. I said to
E.: “Who is this by in _The Game_?” which was the recognised formula for
saying you had begun to play, because the game began suddenly in the
midst of conversation and circumstance quite remote from it: no matter
how inappropriate or inopportune. The lines I quoted were these:

    “Sank in great calm, as dreaming unison
    Of darkness and midsummer sound must die
    Before the daily duty of the Sun.”

“Oh,” said E., without any hesitation, “it’s magnificent—Shakespeare.”

“No,” I said, “it is not by Shakespeare; it is the end of a sonnet by
Maurice Baring, written at Hildesheim in 1892.”

Now I had shown the poem in which these lines occurred with others to
some undergraduates at Cambridge, possibly to E. himself, and had been
told the stuff was deplorable, which no doubt it was, but this had so
damped my spirits that I had resolved never to try and write verse
again. Then came Nencioni’s praise (who had marked these very lines in
blue pencil), and I partially reconsidered my decision. Now came this
incident, which opened a shut door for me. It was not that I didn’t know
that in this Game one was capable of any aberrations. It was not that
I took myself seriously, but the mere fact of E. making such a mistake
convinced me that mistakes _in my favour_ were possible. Nencioni might
be right after all. In any case, there was no reason why I should not
try; and two days later I produced a sonnet, which E. entirely approved
of, and which I afterwards published.

It was a great game; it included not only verse and prose, but sayings of
great and small men, and even of personal acquaintances. We were both
at our best in guessing things from books we had never read. I had an
unerring ear for Zola’s prose, which I had then read little of, and E.,
whose reading was far wider and deeper than mine, was very hard to baffle
except, as I have already said, by quoting Shelley’s _Adonaïs_, which he
ended by learning by heart.

At Heidelberg I introduced E. to Professor Ihne. Professor Ihne,
confronted, in the shape of E., with an undergraduate, or rather with
a graduate, who had just taken his degree, and had won academical
distinctions, was in his most Johnsonian mood, and contradicted him
even when he agreed with him. He asked E. what degree he had taken at
Cambridge, and when E. said: “Palæography,” Ihne, with a smile, said:
“Oh, that’s all nonsense.” The Professor turned the conversation on
to his favourite topic: the superfluity of the Norman element in the
English language; the sad occurrence of the word pullulate in a _Times_
article was mentioned, and E. made a spirited defence of the phrase:
“Assemble and meet together,” which he said was a question of rhythm.
“Pooh!” said Ihne, “it’s only association makes you think that.” The
word “to get,” he said, was used to denote too many things. Poor E.
was interpellated, as if he, and he alone, had been responsible for
the shortcomings of the English language. He used, said Ihne, the word
education when he meant instruction. “One is instructed at school,” he
said. He asked E. for the derivation of the word caterpillar. E. had no
suggestion to offer. Ihne said he derived it from Kater and to pill,
but he had also given καθερπίζω a thought. Then the talk veered round
to literature. “Schiller,” said Ihne, “is a greater dramatic poet than
Shakespeare. Shakespeare’s tragedies are too painful; _King Lear_ and
_Othello_ are unbearable.” E. said, unwisely, that Schiller’s women were
so uninteresting. Ihne said that that was a thing E. could know nothing
about, as he was not a married man. For his part, and he had been a
married man, Schiller’s characters, and especially Thekla, were the most
beautiful women characters that had ever been drawn. E. tried to defend
Shakespeare, and pointed out the qualities of Shakespeare’s women. He
mentioned Portia. “No,” said Ihne; “Portia is not a good character,
because she oversteps her duties as counsel and tries to play the part
of a judge.” “I consider Lord Byron,” said Ihne, “the finest English
poet of the century.” E. said Byron had a great sense of rhythm. “If he
had merely a great sense of rhythm,” said Ihne, “he wouldn’t have been
a great poet.” E., to propitiate him, said something laudatory about
Goethe’s _Faust_. Ihne at once said that Schiller was a greater poet
than Goethe, because _Faust_ was a collection of detached scenes, and
Schiller’s plays were complete wholes.

We saw Professor Ihne several times, and what I have described is typical
of all our conversations.

After staying at Heidelberg for about a week I went back to London, and
the routine of Garrick Chambers began once more.




CHAPTER IX

OXFORD AND GERMANY


The time soon came when I had to go up for my first examination, and
before it there was a period of intensive cramming. I had scores of
teachers, and spent hour after hour taking private lessons in Latin,
German, shorthand, and arithmetic. A great deal of this cramming was
quite unnecessary, as it did not really touch the vital necessities of
the examination. I read a great deal of German; all Mommsen, a great deal
of French, and all Renan; but literary French and German were not what
was needed; long lists of technical words were far more necessary. The
clichés of political leader-writers; the German for a _belligerent_, and
the French for a _Committee on Supply_; an accurate knowledge of where
the manufacturing cities of England were situated, and the solution of
problems about one tap filling a bath half again as quickly as another
emptied it. I spent a great deal of time, but not enough as it turned
out, making lists of obscure technical words. I learnt the Latin for
_prize-money_, which I was told was a useful word for “prose,” but
unfortunately the word prize-money did not occur in the Latin translation
paper. The word is _manubiæ_. I am glad to know it. It is indeed
unforgettable.

We were examined orally in French, German, and in Italian. When I was
confronted with the German examiner, the first thing he asked me was
whether I could speak German. I was foolishly modest and answered: “_Ein
wenig_” (“A little”). “Very well,” he said, “it will be for another
time.” I made up my mind that next time I went up I would say I spoke
German as well as Bismarck, and wrote it better than Goethe.

I kept my resolution the last time I went up for the examination, and it
was crowned with success.

Here is one of the arithmetic questions from the examination paper set in
1894:

“What vulgar fraction expresses the ratio of 17½ square yards to half an
acre?” (I am told this is an easy sum.)

Here is a sentence which had to be translated into German as it was
dictated in English:

“Factions are formed upon opinions; which factions become in effect
bodies corporate in the state;—nay, factions generate opinions in order
to become a centre of union, and to furnish watchwords to parties; and
this may make it expedient for government to forbid things in themselves
innocent and neutral.”

Here is a geography question of the kind I found most baffling:

“Make a sketch of the country between the Humber and the Mersey on the
south, and the Firth of Forth and Clyde on the north.”

When I went up for the examination, I think it was in January 1896, I
failed both in geography and arithmetic, and so had to begin the routine
of cramming all over again. All the next year I rang the changes again on
Florence, Hildesheim, and Scoones. When the examination was over, I went
abroad with Claud Russell, and we went to Paris and Monte Carlo. Lord
Dufferin was Ambassador in Paris, and we dined with him once or twice.

We saw Guitry and Jeanne Granier perform Maurice Donnay’s exquisite play,
_Amants_.

At Monte Carlo we stayed with Sir Edward Mallet in his “Villa White.”
A brother of Lord Salisbury, Lord Sackville Cecil, was staying there.
He had a passion for mechanics; we had only to say that the sink seemed
to be gurgling, or the window rattling, or the door creaking, and in a
moment he would have his coat off, and, screwdriver in hand, would set to
work plumbing, glazing, or joining.

One night after dinner, just to see what would happen, I said the
pedal of the pianoforte seemed to wheeze. In a second he was under the
pianoforte and soon had it in pieces. He found many things radically
wrong, and he was grateful to me for having given him the opportunity of
setting them right. Sir Edward Mallet had retired from the Diplomatic
Service. The house where we stayed, and which he had designed himself,
was a curious example of design and decoration. It was designed in the
German Rococo style, and in the large hall stucco pillars had for
capitals, florid, gilded, coloured, and luxuriant moulded festoons which
represented flames, and soared into the ceiling.

One afternoon Lord Sackville Cecil said he wanted to see the
gambling-rooms. We went for a walk, and on our way back stopped at the
rooms. Lord Sackville Cecil was not an elegant dresser; his enormous
boots after our walk were covered with dust, and his appearance was so
untidy that the attendant refused to let him in. I suggested his showing
a card, but his spirit rebelled at such a climb-down, and we went home
without seeing the rooms.

From Monte Carlo I went to Florence. I went back to my pension but also
stayed for over a week with Vernon Lee at her villa. Her brother, Eugene
Lee-Hamilton, who had been on his back a helpless invalid for over twenty
years, had suddenly, in a marvellous manner, recovered, and his first act
had been to climb up Mount Vesuvius.

I recollect the great beauty and the heat of that month of March at
Florence. Giotto’s Tower, and the graceful dome of the Cathedral, seen
from the plain at the foot of San Gervasio, looked more like flowers
than like buildings in the March evenings, across vistas of early green
foliage and the delicate pageant of blossom.

We went for many delightful expeditions: to a farmhouse that had belonged
to Michael Angelo at Carregi; to the Villa Gamberaia with its long grass
terrace and its tall cypresses—a place that belongs to a fairy-tale;
and I remember more vividly than all a wine-press in a village with
wine-stained vats, large barrels, and a litter of farm instruments under
the sun-baked walls—a place that at once conjured up visions of southern
ripeness and mellowness. It seemed to embody the dreams of Keats and
Chénier, and took me once more to the imaginary Italy which I had built
when I read in the _Lays of Ancient Rome_ of “the vats of Luna” and “the
harvests of Arretium.”

Then came a summer term at Scoones, distracted and dislocated by many
amusements. I went to the Derby that year and backed Persimmon; to the
first performance of Mrs. Campbell’s _Magda_ the same night; I saw Duse
at Drury Lane and Sarah Bernhardt at Daly’s; I went to Ascot; I went to
balls; I stayed at Panshanger; and at Wrest, at the end of the summer,
where a constellation of beauty moved in muslin and straw hats and
yellow roses on the lawns of gardens designed by Lenôtre, delicious with
ripe peaches on old brick walls, with the smell of verbena, and sweet
geranium; and stately with large avenues, artificial lakes and white
temples; and we bicycled in the warm night past ghostly cornfields by the
light of a large full moon.

In August I went back to Germany, and heard the _Ring_ at Bayreuth. Mottl
conducted. But of all that sound and fury, the only thing that remains in
my mind is a French lady who sat next to me, and who, when Siegfried’s
body was carried by to the strains of the tremendous funeral march, burst
into sobs, and said to me: “Moi aussi j’ai un fils, Monsieur.” Then in
London I made a terrific spurt, and worked all day and far into the night
to make ready for another examination which took place on November 14.
I remember nothing of this long nightmare. As soon as the examination
was over, I started with Claud Russell for Egypt. We went by train to
Marseilles, and then embarked in a Messagerie steamer. I spent the time
reading Tolstoy’s _War and Peace_ for the first time. The passengers were
nearly all French, and treated us with some disdain; but Fate avenged us,
for when we arrived at Alexandria, we were, in obedience to the orders of
my uncle (Lord Cromer), allowed to proceed at once, while the rest of the
passengers had to wait in quarantine. We went to Cairo, and stayed at the
Agency with my uncle. The day we arrived it was pouring with rain which,
we were told, was a rare occurrence in Cairo.

We used to have breakfast on a high verandah outside our bedrooms, off
tiny little eggs and equally small fresh bananas.

At luncheon the whole of the diplomatic staff used to be present, and
usually guests as well. The news came to Cairo that I had failed to pass
the examination, in geography and arithmetic. Claud Russell, I think,
qualified, and was given a vacancy later.

In the evening my uncle used sometimes to read us passages of abuse about
himself in the local press. One phrase which described him as combining
the oiliness of a Chadband with the malignity of a fiend delighted him.
He gave us the MSS. of his book, _Modern Egypt_, which was then only
partly written, to read. He was never tired of discussing books: the
Classics, French novels, the English poets of the eighteenth century. He
could not endure the verse of Robert Browning. His admiration for French
prose was unbounded and for the French gift of expression in general,
their newspaper articles, their speeches, and, above all, their acting.

Sometimes we rode to the Pyramids, and one day we had tea with Wilfrid
and Lady Anne Blunt in their Arab house.

We did not stay long in Cairo; we went up the Nile. The first part of the
journey, to a station whose name I forget, was by train; and once, when
the train stopped in the desert, the engine-driver brought Claud Russell
a copybook and asked him to correct an English exercise he had just done.
Claud said how odd we should think it if in England the engine-driver
brought us an exercise to correct.

Then we embarked in the M.S. _Cleopatra_ and steamed to Luxor, where we
saw the sights: the tombs of the kings, the temple of Carnac, the statue
of Memnon. We bathed in the Nile, and smoked hashish.

We were back in Europe by Christmas, and spent Christmas night in the
waiting-room of Turin railway station playing chess; and when we arrived
in London the momentous question arose, what was I to do to pass the
examination? We were only allowed three tries, and my next attempt would
be my last chance.

The large staff of teachers who were cramming me were in despair. I was
told I must pass the next time.

The trouble was that the standard of arithmetic demanded by this
examination was an elementary standard, and I had now twice attained by
cramming a pitch I knew I should never surpass. At Scoones’ they said
my only chance lay in getting an easy paper. It was said that my work
had been wrong not in degree but in kind. I had merely wasted time by
reading Renan and Mommsen; other candidates, who had never read a German
book in their lives, by learning lists of words got more marks than I
did. Herr Dittel, who gave me private lessons in German, said that he
could have sent a German essay of mine to a German magazine. But not
knowing the German for “belligerent,” I was beaten by others who knew the
language less well. The same applied to the French in which I was only
second, although perhaps in some ways the best French scholar among the
candidates.

It seemed useless for me to go back to Scoones’ and useless to go abroad.
After much debate and discussion the matter was settled by chance. I
made the acquaintance of Auberon Herbert in the winter, and instead of
going to a crammer’s I settled to go and live at Oxford, and I took
rooms at King Edward Street and went to coaches in Latin and arithmetic.
For two terms I lived exactly as an undergraduate, and there was no
difference between my life and that of a member of Balliol except that I
was not subject to College authority.

Then began an interlude of perfect happiness. I did a little work but
felt no need of doing any more, as, if anything, I had been overcrammed
and was simply in need of digestion. I rediscovered English literature
with Bron, and shared in his College life and in the lives of others.
Life was a long series of small dramas. One night Bron pulled the
master’s bath-chair round the Quad, and the matter was taken with the
utmost seriousness by the College authorities. A College meeting was
held, and Bron was nearly sent down. Old Balliol men would come from
London and stay the night: Claud Russell and Antony Henley. Arnold Ward
was engrossed in Turgenev; Cubby Medd,—or was that later?—who gave
promise of great brilliance, was spellbound by Rossetti. And then there
were the long, the endlessly long, serious conversations about the events
of the College life and athletics and the Toggers and the Anna and the
Devor. It was like being at Eton again. Indeed, I never could see any
difference between Eton and Balliol. Balliol seemed to me an older
edition of Eton, whereas Cambridge was to me a slightly different world,
different in kind, although in many ways like Oxford; and, although
neither of them know it, and each would deny it vehemently, they are
startlingly like each other all the same.

I knew undergraduates at other Colleges as well as at Balliol and a
certain number of the Dons as well.

I also knew a good many of the old Balliol men who used to come down to
Oxford and sometimes stay in King Edward Street.

Then came the summer term. We had a punt, and Bron Herbert, myself, and
others would go out in it and read aloud Wells’ _Plattner Story_ and
sometimes _Alice in Wonderland_, and sometimes from a volume of Swinburne
bound in green shagreen—an American edition which contained “Atalanta in
Calydon” and the “Poems and Ballads.” That summer I made friends with
Hilary Belloc, who lived at Oxford in Holywell and was coaching young
pupils.

I had met him once before with Basil Blackwood, but all he had said to me
was that I would most certainly go to hell, and so I had not thought it
likely that we should ever make friends, although I recognised the first
moment I saw him that he was a remarkable man.

He had a charming little house in Holywell, and there he and Antony
Henley used to discuss all manner of things.

I had written by now a number of Sonnets, and Belloc approved of them.
One of them he copied out and hung up in his room on the back of a
picture. I showed him too the draft of some parodies written in French
of some French authors. He approved of these also, and used to translate
them to his pupils, and make them translate them back into French.

Belloc was writing a book about Danton, and from time to time he would
make up rhymes which afterwards became the _Bad Child’s Book of Beasts_.
The year before I went to Oxford he had published a small book of verse
on hard paper called _Verses and Sonnets_, which contained among several
beautiful poems a poem called “Auvergnat.” I do not think that this book
excited a ripple of attention at the time, and yet some of the poems in
it have lived, and are now found in many anthologies, whereas the verse
which at this time was received with a clamour of applause is nearly all
of it not only dead but buried and completely forgotten.

We had wonderful supper-parties in King Edward Street. Donald Tovey, who
was then musical scholar at Balliol, used to come and play a Wagnerian
setting to a story he had found in _Punch_ called the “Hornets,”
and sometimes the Waldstein Sonata. He discussed music boldly with
Fletcher, the Rowing Blue. Belloc discoursed of the Jewish Peril, the
Catholic Church, the “Chanson de Roland,” Ronsard, and the Pyrenees with
indescribable gusto and vehemence.

People would come in through the window, and syphons would sometimes be
hurled across the room; but nobody was ever wounded. The ham would be
slapped and butter thrown to the ceiling, where it stuck. Piles of chairs
would be placed in a pinnacle, one on the top of the other, over Arthur
Stanley, and someone would climb to the top of this airy Babel and drop
ink down on him through the seats of the chairs. Songs were sung; port
was drunk and thrown about the room. Indeed we had a special brand of
port, which was called _throwing port_, for the purpose. And then again
the evenings would finish in long talks, the endless serious talks of
youth, ranging over every topic from Transubstantiation to Toggers, and
from the last row with the Junior Dean to Predestination and Free-will.
We were all discovering things for each other and opening for each other
unguessed-of doors.

Donald Tovey used to explain to us how bad, musically, _Hymns Ancient and
Modern_ were, and tried (and failed) to explain me the Chinese scale;
Belloc would quote the “Chanson de Roland” and, when shown some piece
of verse in French or English that he liked, would say: “Why have I not
known that before?” or murmur: “Good verse. Good verse.” Antony Henley
used to quote Shakespeare’s lines from _Henry V._:

    “We would not die in that man’s company
    Who fears his fellowship to die with us,”

as the most satisfying lines in the language. And I would punctuate the
long discussions by playing over and over again at the pianoforte a
German students’ song:

    “Es hatten drei Gesellen ein fein Collegium,”

and sometimes translate Heine’s songs to Belloc.

Best of all were the long summer afternoons and evenings on the river,
when the punt drifted in tangled backwaters, and improvised bathes and
unexpected dives took place, and a hazy film of inconsequent conversation
and idle argument was spun by the half-sleeping inmates of the wandering,
lazy punt.

During the Easter holidays I went back to Hildesheim for the last time as
a pupil. Sometimes when I was supposed to be working, Frau Timme would
find me engaged in a literary pursuit, and she would say: “_Ach, Herr
Baring, lassen Sie diese Schriftstellerei und machen Sie Ihr Examen_”
(“Leave all that writing business and pass your examination”).

Before saying a final good-bye to Hildesheim, I will try to sum up what
chiefly struck me in the five years during which I visited Germany
constantly. Nearly all the Germans I met, with few exceptions, belonged
to the bourgeois, the professional class, the _intelligentsia_; and they
used to speak their mind on politics in general and on English politics
in particular with frankness and freedom.

I believe that during all this period our relations with Germany were
supposed to be good. Lord Salisbury was directing the foreign policy of
England, and his object was to maintain the balance of power in Europe:
friendly relations with both Germany and France, without entangling
England in any foreign complications.

The English then, as Bismarck said, were bad Europeans. It would have
perhaps been better for England if it had been possible for them to
continue to be so.

But the Germans I saw never thought that the relations between the two
countries were satisfactory, and they laid the whole blame on England.
I never once met a German who said it would be a good thing for Germany
and England to be friends, with the exception of Professor Ihne. But I
constantly met Germans who said Germany might be friends with England but
England made it impossible. England, they said, was the spoil-sport of
Germany. I was at Hildesheim when the cession of Heligoland to Germany
was announced. “_England_,” said the Germans, “_ist sehr schlau_” (“The
English are very sly”). They thought they had made a bad bargain.

So even, when they had gained an advantage, it escaped their notice; and
they always thought they had been cheated and bamboozled. What opened my
eyes more clearly still was the instruction given to the schoolboys; the
history lessons during which no opportunity was ever lost of belittling
England, and above all the history books, the _Weltgeschichten_
(World-histories), which the boys used to read for pleasure.

In these histories of the world, the part that England played in mundane
affairs was made to appear either insignificant, baleful, or mean.
England was hardly mentioned during the earlier periods of history. There
was hardly anything about the England of the Tudors, or the Stuarts, but
England’s rôle in the Napoleonic Wars, in which England was the ally of
Germany, was made to appear that of a dishonest broker, a clever monkey
making the foolish cats pull the chestnuts out of the fire. The whole
of England’s success was attributed to money and money-making. “_Sie
haben_,” the Timmes used constantly to say, “_den grossen Geldbeutel_”
(“You have the large purse”). It was not only the Timmes who used to rub
this in, in season and out of season, but casual strangers one met in the
train or drinking beer at a restaurant.

My impression was that Germans of this class detested England as a
nation, in a manner which Englishmen did not suspect.

“_Die Engländer sind nicht mutig aber prahlen können Sie_” (“The English
are not brave, but they know how to boast”), a boy once said to me.

They constantly used to lay down the law about English matters and
conditions of life in England which they knew nothing of at all. In
England, they used to say, people do such and such a thing. The English
have no this or no that. Above all, “_Kein Bier_,” and when I said there
was such a thing as beer in England, they used to answer: “_Ach, das
Pale-Ale, aber kein Bierkomment_,” which was indeed true.

During the time I spent in Hildesheim you could have heard every single
grievance that was used as propaganda in neutral countries during the
European War, and when I was in Italy during the war, Italians expressed
opinions to me which were obviously German in inspiration and were echoes
of what I used to hear in Hildesheim.

I never met a German who had been to England, but they always had the
most clearly defined and positive views of every branch of English life.
When I was at school at Hildesheim, the book the boys used to read to
teach them English was a book about social conditions and domestic life
in England, described by a German who, I suppose, had been to England. He
had a singular gift for misunderstanding the simplest and most ordinary
occurrences and phenomena of English life and the English character.

I suppose it would be true to say that the English did not know the
Germans any better than the Germans knew them. English statesmen, with
one exception, certainly knew little of Germany, but there is this
difference. The English admitted their ignorance, their indifference, and
passed on. They never theorised about the Germans, nor dogmatised. They
never said: “There is no cheese in Germany,” or: “The Germans cannot play
football.” They did not know whether they did or not, and cared still
less.

During the Boer War, the German Press voiced with virulence all that the
middle class in Germany had thought for years, and we were astonished at
this explosion of violence; but in reality this was no new phenomenon;
it was the natural expression of feelings that had existed for long and
which now found a favourable outlet.

Of course, in the upper classes, things, for all I know, may have been
quite different. I know that there were influential Germans who always
wished for good relations between the two countries, but even there they
were in a minority.

I left Germany grateful for many things, extremely fond of many of the
people I had known, but convinced that there was not the slightest chance
of popular opinion in Germany ever being favourable towards England,
as the feeling the Germans harboured was one of envy—the envy a clever
person feels for someone he knows to be more stupid than himself yet to
be far more successful, and who succeeds without apparent effort, where
he has laboriously tried and failed.

Bismarck used to say there was not a German who would not be proud to be
taken for an Englishman, and when Germans felt this to be true it only
made them the more angry.

Years later I heard foreign diplomatists who knew Germany well sometimes
say that the English alarm and suspicion of German hatred of England
was baseless, and that the idea that Germany was always brooding on a
possible war with England was unfounded.

When asked how they accounted for the evidence which daily seemed to
point to the contrary, they would say they knew some German politicians
intimately who desired nothing so much as good relations with England.
This was no doubt true, but in speaking like this, these impartial
foreigners were thinking of certain highly cultured, liberal-minded
aristocrats. They did not know the German bourgeoisie. Indeed they often
said, when someone alluded to the violence of German newspapers: “That’s
the Professors.”

It was the Professors. But it was the Professors who wrote the history
books, who taught the children and the schoolboys, lectured to the
students, and trained the minds of the future politicians and soldiers of
Germany.

During my last sojourn at Hildesheim I went to stay with Erich Wippern,
who was learning forestry in the Harz Mountains. He lived in a little
wooden house in the forest. The house was furnished entirely with
antlers, and from morning till night, he associated with trees and was
taught all about them by an old forester.

I never went back to Hildesheim again for any time, although I used
sometimes to stay a night there on my way to or from Russia. The last
time I heard of the Timmes was just before the outbreak of war, when I
received a letter from Kurt Timme, whom I had known twenty-two years
before as a little boy, telling me his father was dead, and inviting me
to attend his own wedding. Kurt was an officer, now a lieutenant. I sent
him a wedding present. Two weeks later we were at war with Germany.

At the end of the summer term, Bron, Kershaw, and myself gave a
dinner-party at the Mitre, to which forty guests were invited. Slap’s
band officiated. The banquet took place in a room upstairs. This was the
menu:

                             JUNE 16, 1897.

            MELON, TWO SOUPS, SALMON, WHITEBAIT, SWEETBREAD,
               BITS OF CHICKEN, LAMB, POTATOES, ASPARAGUS,
              DUCK, PEAS, SALAD, JELLY, ICE, STRAWBERRIES,
                              ROUND THINGS.

The caterers of the dinner were loth to print such a menu.

They hankered for phrases such as _Purée à la bonne femme_, and _Poulets
printaniers_, but I overruled them. Very soon, during dinner, the musical
instruments were smashed to bits, and towards the end of the meal there
was a fine ice-throwing competition. After dinner the guests adjourned to
Balliol Quadrangle.

It was Jubilee year—the second Jubilee. Preparations were being made in
London for the procession and for other festivities, and the atmosphere
was charged with triumph and prosperity. For the third time in my life
I saw Queen Victoria drive through the streets of London. I saw the
procession from Montagu House in Whitehall. This was the most imposing of
all the pageants, and the most striking thing about it was perhaps the
crowd.

There was a great deal of talk about the Fancy Dress Ball at Devonshire
House. I had a complicated costume for it, but none of my family went
to it as our Uncle Johnny died just before it came off. We went to
see some of the people in their clothes at Lord Cowper’s house in St.
James’s Square, where I remember a tall and blindingly beautiful Hebe, a
dazzling Charlotte Corday, in grey and vermilion, a lady who looked as
if she had stepped out of an Italian picture, with a long, faded Venetian
red train and a silver hat tapering into a point, and another who had
stepped from an old English frame, a pale figure in faded draperies and
exquisite lace, with a cluster of historic and curiously set jewels in
her hair, and arms and shoulders like those of a sculpture of the finest
Greek period.

Later on in the summer, my father, who had not been well for some time,
died, and we said good-bye to 37 Charles Street, and to Membland after
the funeral was over, for ever.

I went to a crammer’s at Bournemouth and spent the whole of the winter in
London being intensively crammed, and all through the Christmas holidays.
In the spring there was a further examination.

This time I qualified in all subjects, and I was given half-marks in
arithmetic. The gift of these half-marks must have been a favour,
as, comparing my answers with those of other candidates, after the
examination, I found that my answers in no way coincided with theirs.

Years later I met a M. Roche, who had been the French examiner. He told
me that I was not going to be let through; (as I suspected, I had not
passed in arithmetic), but that he had gone to the Board of Examiners and
had told them the French essay I had written might have been written by a
Frenchman. When the result of the examination was announced I was not in
the first three, but when the first vacancy occurred later, I was given
it, and on 20th June 1898 I received a letter from the Civil Service
Commission saying that, owing to an additional vacancy having been
reported, I had been placed in the position of a successful candidate,
and asking me to furnish evidence of my age.

I was able to do this, and was admitted into the Foreign Office and
placed in the African Department.

I enjoyed my first summer at the Foreign Office before the newness of the
work and surroundings wore off. The African Department was interesting.
It has since been taken over by the Colonial Office. Officials from West
Africa would drift in and tell us interesting things, and there was in
the Department a senior clerk whose devotion to office work was such
that his leave, on the rare occasions he took it, used to consist in his
coming down to the office at eleven in the morning instead of at ten.
At the end of the summer I was moved up into the Commercial Department,
which was a haven of rest in the Foreign Office, as no registering had to
be done there, and no putting away of papers; and the junior clerks used
to write drafts on commercial matters—tenders and automatic couplings.
In the other departments they had to serve a fifteen-year apprenticeship
before being allowed to write a draft.

Suddenly, in that autumn, the whole life of the Office was made exciting
by the Fashoda crisis. We were actually on the brink of a European war.
The question which used to be discussed from morning till night in the
Office was: “Will Lord Salisbury climb down?” The Office thought we
always climbed down; that Lord Salisbury was the King of Climbers-down.
But Lord Salisbury had no intention of climbing down this time, and
did not do so. I remember my Uncle Cromer saying one day, when someone
attacked what he called Lord Salisbury’s vacillating and weak policy:
“Lord Salisbury knows his Europe; he has an eye on what is going on in
all the countries and on our interests all over the world, and not only
on one small part of the world.” During this crisis, the tension between
France and England was extreme; it was made worse by the inflammatory
speeches that irresponsible members of Parliament made all over England
at the time. I believe they shared the Foreign Office view that Lord
Salisbury would climb down at the end, and were trying to burn his boats
for him; but they need not have troubled, and their speeches did far
more harm than good. They had no effect on the policy of the Foreign
Office, which was clearly settled in Lord Salisbury’s mind; all they did
was to exasperate the French, and to make matters more difficult for the
Government. This was the first experience of what seems to me to recur
whenever England is in difficulties. Directly a crisis arises in which
England is involved, dozens of irresponsible people, and sometimes even
responsible people, set about to make matters far more difficult than
they need be. This was especially true during the European War. I never
saw Lord Salisbury in person during the time I spent in the Foreign
Office, except at a garden-party at Hatfield, where I was one of several
hundreds whom he shook hands with. But I had often the opportunity of
reading his minutes, and sometimes his reports, written in his own
handwriting, of conversations he had held with Foreign Ambassadors. These
were always amusing and caustic, and his comments were wise and far
sighted.

The internal arrangements and organisation of the Office were in the
hands of Lord Sanderson. Many of the clerks lived in terror of him. He
was extremely kind to me, although he always told me I should never be a
good clerk and would do better to stick to diplomacy. Even on the printed
forms we used to fill up, enclosing communications, which we called
P.L.’s, and which he used to sign himself, in person, every evening, a
clerk standing beside him with a slip of blotting-paper, his minute eye
for detail used constantly to discern a slight inaccuracy, either in the
mode of address or the terminology. He would then take a scraper and
scratch it out and amend it. The signing of all these forms must have
used a great deal of his time, and I believe the custom has now been
abolished.

In those days all dispatches were kept folded in the Office, an immensely
inconvenient practice. All the other public offices kept them flat, but
when it was suggested that the Foreign Office papers should be kept flat,
there was a storm of opposition. They had been kept folded for a hundred
years; the change was unthinkable. Someone suggested a compromise: that
they should be half-folded and kept curved, but this was abandoned.
Ultimately, I believe, they were allowed to be kept flat.

Later on, the whole work of the Foreign Office was reformed, and the
clerks no longer have to spend half the day in doing manual clerical
work. In my time it was most exhausting, except in the Commercial
Department, which was a haven of gentlemanlike ease. Telegrams had
often to be ciphered and deciphered by the clerk, but not often in the
Commercial Department. But on one Saturday afternoon I remember having
to send off two telegrams, one to Sweden and one to Constantinople, and
I sent the Swedish telegram to Constantinople and the Turkish telegram
to Sweden, and nothing could be done to remedy the mistake till Monday,
as nobody noticed it till it was too late, and the clerks went away on
Saturday afternoon. Sending off the bags was always a moment of fuss,
anxiety, and strain. Someone nearly always out of excitement used to
drop the sealing-wax on the hand of the clerk who was holding the bag,
and sometimes the bag used to be sent to the wrong place. One day both
Lord Sanderson and Sir Frank Bertie came into one of the departments to
make sure the bag should go to the right place. The excess of cooks had a
fatal result on the broth, and the bag, which was destined for some not
remote spot, was sent to Guatemala by mistake, whence it could not be
retrieved for several months.

After Christmas that year I stayed with the Cornishes at the Cloisters at
Eton, and we acted a play called _Sylvie and Bruno_, adapted from Lewis
Carroll’s book. The Cornish children and the Ritchies took part in it. I
played the part of the Other Professor, and one act was taken up by his
giving a lecture. The play was successful, and Donald Tovey wrote some
music for it and accompanied the singers at the pianoforte.

In January I was appointed attache to the Embassy at Paris, and I began
my career as a diplomat.




CHAPTER X

PARIS


I had rooms at the Embassy, a bedroom above the Chancery, and a little
sitting-room on the same floor as the Chancery. The Ambassador was Sir
Edmund Monson; the Councillor, Michael Herbert; the head of the Chancery,
Reggie Lister. Both of these had rooms to themselves where they worked.
The other secretaries worked in the Chancery.

In the morning, the bag used to arrive from the Foreign Office. It
used to be fetched from Calais every night, and twice a week a King’s
Messenger would bring it. The business of the day began by the bag
being opened, and the contents were entered in a register and then sent
to the Ambassador. The dispatches were then sent back to the Chancery
in red boxes to be dealt with, and were finally folded up and put
away in a cupboard. Later on in the day, a box used to come down from
the Ambassador with draft dispatches, which were written out by us on
typewriters, if we could, or with a pen.

Work at the Embassy meant writing out dispatches on a typewriter,
registering dispatches and putting them away, or ciphering and
deciphering telegrams. That was the important part of the work. It was
for that one had to hang about in case it might happen, and it was liable
to happen at any moment of the day, or the night.

Besides this, there was a perpetual stream of minor occurrences which
came into the day’s work. People of all nationalities used to call at
the Embassy and have to be interviewed by someone. A lady would arrive
and say she would like to paint a miniature of Queen Victoria; a soldier
would arrive from India who thought he had been bitten by a mad dog, and
ask to see Pasteur; a man would call who was the only legitimate King
of France, Henry V., with his title and dynasty printed on his visiting
card, and ask for the intervention of the British Government; or someone
would come to say that he had found the real solution of the Irish
problem, or the Eastern question; or a way of introducing conscription
into England without incurring any expense and without English people
being aware of it. Besides this, British subjects of every kind would
come and ask for facilities to see Museums, to write books, to learn
how to cure snake bites, to paddle in canoes on the Oise or the Loire,
to take their pet dogs back to England without muzzles (this was always
refused), or to take a book from the Bibliothèque Nationale, or a
missal from some remote Museum. All these people had to be interviewed
and their requests, if reasonable, had to be forwarded to the French
Government, for which there were special stereotyped formulæ. Drafts had
to be written for notes to the French Government, and there was a large
correspondence with the various Consulates.

In the morning, the head of the Chancery used to interview the Ambassador
and report to the Chancery on the state of his temper; sometimes he would
go and see a French Minister and come back laden with news and gossip;
various secretaries, the naval and military attachés, or the King’s
Messenger, would stroll into the Chancery, and discuss the latest news,
and sometimes other visitors from England would waste our time.

The Ambassador never appeared in person in the Chancery, and his
displeasure with the staff, when it was incurred, used to be conveyed to
them in memoranda, written in red ink, which were sent to them in a red
leather dispatch box.

Sir Edmund Monson had the pen of a ready dispatch-writer, and he would
write very long and beautifully expressed dispatches.

We used to have luncheon generally at the same restaurant, and be free
in the afternoons, although we had to come back towards tea-time to see
if there was anything to do and often remain in the Chancery till nearly
eight o’clock; one resident clerk had to live in the house in case there
were telegrams at night. If there was a lot of telegraphing, the work
would be heavy.

The Chancery hours were always gay. One day one of the third secretaries
and myself had an argument, and I threw the contents of the inkpot at
him. He threw the contents of another inkpot back at me. The interchange
of ink then became intensive, and went as far as red ink. All the inkpots
of the Chancery were emptied, and the other secretaries ducked their
heads while the grenades of ink whizzed past their heads. The fight
went on till all the ink in the Chancery was used up. My sitting-room
was then drawn on, and the fight went on down the Chancery stairs, into
the street, and I had a final shot from my sitting-room window, the ink
pouring down the walls.

We were drenched with ink, red and black, but still more so was the
Chancery carpet, the staircase, and the walls of the Rue Faubourg St.
Honoré. Reggie Lister was told what had happened, and said: “Really,
those boys are too tiresome.”

We were alarmed at the state of the carpet, a handsome red densely thick
pile. We bought some chemicals from the chemist and tried to wash it out,
spending hours in the effort after dinner. The only result was that the
corrosive acids burnt the carpet away, which made the damage much worse.

The next morning Herbert arrived at the Embassy and noticed that the
Chancery staircase was splashed with black stains. He asked the reason
and was told. We were sent for. In quiet, acid, biting tones he told us
we were nothing better than dirty little schoolboys, and we went away
with our tails between our legs. But all that was nothing; Reggie’s
plaintive remonstration and Herbert’s biting censure left us calm; what
we were really frightened of was the Ambassador—would he find it out?

The next three days were days of dark apprehension, overclouded with the
shadow of a possible ink-row; especially as the stain caused by the acids
on the Chancery carpet had turned it grey and white, and left a dreadful
cavity in the middle of the stain. We ordered a new carpet and prayed
that the Ambassador might not be led by an evil mischance to visit the
Chancery. He did not, and the episode passed off unnoticed by him.

Our relations with France at this time were not of the best. The Fashoda
incident was just over; the Boer War was going on, which the French said
was: “Une guerre d’affaires”; a speech had been made recently by Sir E.
Monson at the banquet of the Chamber of Commerce which had made a great
sensation. The majority of the French Cabinet were in favour of asking
that the British Government be asked to recall Sir E. Monson, but M.
Delcassé was strongly opposed to this as he feared war. In spite of all
this, the French were friendly to us personally. I was elected to the
“Cercle de l’Union” and seconded by General Galliffet.

The French were absorbed in the Dreyfus case. Nothing else was discussed
from morning till night. Wherever one went one heard echoes of this
discussion, and in whatever circle or group you heard the problem
discussed the disputants were generally divided in a proportion of five
to three; three believing in the innocence of Dreyfus, and five believing
in his guilt.

One night I dined with Edouard Rod and Brewster. The burning topic
engrossed us to such an extent, we discussed it so long and so keenly
that I still remember the only other subjects we mentioned; they stood
out, isolated and rare, like oases in the vast Dreyfus desert. I remember
Rod saying he didn’t care for Verlaine’s poetry, because it wasn’t
_banal_ enough. Brewster and I quoted some lines; but Rod thought them
all too subtle and not direct enough. Finally I quoted:

    “Triste, triste était mon âme,
    A cause, à cause d’une femme.”

This he passed.

We discussed plays for a brief moment. Rod said he liked bad plays played
by good actors—for instance, Duse in _La Dame aux Camélias_; Brewster
said he liked good plays done by bad actors—Musset played by refined
amateurs; I said I liked good plays acted by good actors. Then we talked
of Dreyfus once more, and Rod said plaintively: “De quoi est-ce-qu’on
parlera lorsque l’affaire sera finie?”

I made acquaintance of Anatole France and attended some of his Sunday
morning levées at the Villa Said in the Bois de Boulogne.

When I first went there, I never heard any topic except _L’affaire_
mentioned, and indeed the only people present at these meetings were
fanatical partisans of Dreyfus who did not wish to talk of anything
else. In other houses I met equally fanatical believers in Dreyfus’
guilt. While one was sitting at a quiet tea, an excited academician would
rush in and say: “Savez-vous ce qu’ils ont fait? Savez-vous ce qu’ils
osent dire?” I find this entry in my notebook dated 5th July 1899, from
Boswell:

    “Talking of a court-martial that was sitting upon a very
    momentous public occasion, he (Dr. Johnson) expressed much
    doubt of an enlightened decision; and said that perhaps there
    was not a member of it who in the whole course of his life had
    ever spent an hour by himself in balancing probabilities.”

On the other hand, I remember someone saying at the time that although
the decisions of court-martials were nearly always wrong, technically, in
their form, they were nearly always right in substance.

Most English people whom I saw during this period believed in Dreyfus’
innocence, but not all. Among the fervent believers in his guilt was
Arthur Strong, then librarian in the House of Lords.

I had made Arthur Strong’s acquaintance at Edmund Gosse’s house, and he
was from that moment kind to me. In appearance he was like pictures of
Erasmus (not that I have ever seen one!)—the perfect incarnation of a
scholar. He knew and understood everything, but forgave little. And the
smoke from the flame of his learning and his intellect sometimes got into
people’s eyes. I frequently saw him in London, and once he came to see me
in Paris. I remember his looking at the bookshelf and the pictures on my
walls, photographs of pictures by Giorgione and Titian.

He approved of Dyce’s Shakespeare; Dyce’s, he said, was a good edition.
He disapproved of Stevenson; Stevenson, he said, had fancy but no
imagination. Giorgione, he said, was to Titian what Marcello was to
Gluck. Talking of the Dreyfus case, he said if English people would only
understand that the Dreyfusards are the same as pro-Boers in England they
would talk differently. He said the French were supreme critics of verse.
They were like the Persians, they stood no nonsense about poetry. To them
it was either good or bad verse. He used to say that there had never
been since Johnson’s _Lives of the Poets_ a critical review of English
literature as big and as broad. We might find fault with some of Dr.
Johnson’s judgments, but there had been nothing to replace it.

He admired Byron as much as my father did, and in the same way. He
thought him a towering genius. Shelley likewise, but not Wordsworth.
Wordsworth, he said, was like Taine and Wagner. They were all three just
on the wrong lines, each one of them on a tremendous scale, but wrong
nevertheless.

We used to have fierce arguments about Wagner. Wagner’s work, he used
to say, was not dramatic but scenic. He invented a vastly effective
situation but left it at that; neither the action nor the music moved
on. He thought Mozart was infinitely more dramatic. He said that Wagner
could not write a melody, and that if he did, with the exception of the
Preislied in the _Meistersinger_, it was commonplace and vulgar. The
“Leit-Motivs” were not complete melodies.

I was at that time a fervent Wagnerite, and used to contest his points
hotly. Curiously enough, six years later, his ideas on Wagner found an
echo in a letter which I received from Vernon Lee, after she had been to
Bayreuth. This is what she wrote:

    “About Bayreuth. Although I expected little enjoyment, I
    have been miserably disappointed. It is so much less out of
    the common than I expected. Just a theatre like any other,
    save for the light being turned out entirely instead of
    half-cock only, and the only beautiful things an opera ever
    offers to the eye, namely the fiddles, great and small, and
    the enchanting kettle-drums, being stuffed out of sight. The
    _mise en scène_ is more grotesquely bad than almost any other
    opera get-up. What is insufferable to me is the atrocious way
    in which Wagner takes himself seriously: the self-complacent
    (if I may coin an absurd expression) _auto-religion_ implied
    in his hateful unbridled long-windedness and reiteration;
    the element of degenerate priesthood in it all, like English
    people contemplating their hat linings in Church, their prudery
    about the name of God… Surely all great art of every sort
    has a certain coyness which makes it give itself always less
    than wanted: look at Mozart, he will give you a whole act of
    varying dramatic expression (think of the first act of _Don
    Giovanni_) of deepest, briefest pathos and swift humour, a
    dozen perfect songs or concerted pieces, in the time it takes
    for that old _poseur_, Amfortas, to squirm over his Grail, or
    Kundry to break the ice with Parsifal. Even _Tristan_, so
    incomparably finer than Wagner’s other things, is indecent
    through its dragging out of situations, its bellowing out of
    confessions which the natural human being dreads to profane
    by showing or expressing. With all this goes what to me is
    the chief psychological explanation of Wagner (and of his
    hypnotic power over some persons), his _extreme slowness of
    vital tempo_. Listening to him is like finding oneself in a
    planet where the Time’s unit is bigger than ours: one is on the
    stretch, devitalised as by the contemplation of a slug. Do you
    know who has the same peculiarity? D’Annunzio. And it is this
    which makes his literature, like Wagner’s music, so undramatic,
    so sensual, so inhuman, turn everything into a process of
    gloating. I had the good fortune (like Nietzsche) of hearing
    _Carmen_ just after the _Ring_. The humanity of it, and the
    modesty also, are due very much to the incomparable briskness
    of the rhythm and phrasing; the mind is made to work quickly,
    the life of the hearer to brace itself to action.”

I think Arthur Strong would have agreed with every word of this.

I had not been at Paris long before one evening after dinner the
telephone bell rang; I went to answer it and was told that President
Faure was dead. The staff of the Embassy walked in the funeral
procession to Notre Dame, in uniform. It was a radiant day. The mourning
decorations—a veil of crape flung negligently across the façade of the
Chamber of Deputies—the banners, the wreaths, the draperies, were a fine
example of the French discretion and artistic instinct in decoration. On
the balcony of the Théâtre Sarah Bernhardt, Sarah Bernhardt was sitting
wrapped in furs; with us were the Corps Diplomatique, some officials from
the French Ministry of Foreign Affairs; one a composer of dance tunes,
_Sourires d’Avril_, etc., once celebrated all over Europe, now more
forgotten than the songs of Nineveh or Tyre. We laughed, we chattered,
we ate chocolate, we enjoyed the sunshine and the exercise, we gave no
thought to the man in the gorgeous coffin who had taken so much trouble
to ape and observe the forms of majesty, and who had been rewarded with
such merciless ridicule.

During the first fortnight I spent in the Diplomatic Service there was a
plethora of funerals which we had to attend; one at the Greek Church; one
at the Madeleine. Attending funerals, and going to the station to meet
royalties were both important factors in Diplomatic life. Indeed, at a
small post one seemed to spend half one’s life at the railway station.
Some of the secretaries were keen race-goers, and when, as sometimes
happened, they were not allowed to go because of possible work, and they
would point out that there was not likely to be any work to do, Reggie
Lister used wisely to remark that we were not paid for the amount of work
we did, but for hanging about in case there should be any work. In spite
of this, he used generally to arrange things in such a manner that anyone
who wanted to go to the races could go.

Reggie Lister was an artist in life and the organisation of life. He
built his arrangements and those of others with a light scaffolding that
could be taken down at a moment’s notice and rearranged if necessary in
a different manner to suit a change of circumstance. He was radiantly
sensible. He had a horror of the trashy and the affected, and his gaiety
was buoyant, boyish, and infectious. If he was really amused himself,
his face used to crinkle and his body shake like a jelly, “comme un gros
bébé,” as a Frenchman once said. His intuition was like second-sight
and his tact always at work but never obtrusive, like the works of a
delicate watch. I never saw anyone either before or after who could
make such a difference to his surroundings and to the company he was
with. He made everything effervesce. You could not say how he did it.
It was not because of any exceptional brilliance or any unusual wit, or
arresting ideas; but over and over again I have seen him do what people
more brilliant than himself could not do to save their lives, that is,
transfigure a dull company and change a grey atmosphere into a golden
one. It was not only that he could never bore anyone himself, but that
nobody was ever bored when he was there. You laughed with him, not at
him. He took his enjoyment with him wherever he went and he made others
share it.

His taste was fastidious, but catholic, and above all things sensible.
He was acutely appreciative of external things: a walk down the _Champs
Elysées_ on a fine spring morning; good cooking; dancing and skating,
and he danced like mad; he was never tired of telling one of his summer
travels in Greece; his first disappointment and his subsequent delight in
Constantinople—and nobody in the world could tell such things as well.
It was difficult to be more intelligent; but his intelligence (and after
a minute’s conversation with him you could not but be aware of its
acuteness), his love and knowledge of artistic things, his shrewdness,
his humour, and rollicking fun, although taken all together, are still
not enough to account for the fascination that his personality exercised
over so many different people—over, I believe, almost anyone he pleased,
if he took the trouble. If his diplomatic duties called for trouble of
this kind, there was none he would not take; if only his own private
social life was concerned he sometimes permitted himself the luxury of
indifference; but he never indulged in “le plaisir aristocratique de
déplaire”; although the company of celebrities tried him almost beyond
endurance, leaving a peevish aftermath for his friends to put up with.

One instance is better than pages of explanation and analysis.

One day Reggie Lister and myself each received a letter from a friend in
England asking us to be civil to a young French couple who were newly
married, and were just setting up house in Paris. Reggie left cards on
them, and they asked us both to luncheon.

We found them in a small but extremely clean apartment on the other
side of the river, and as we went into the drawing-room it seemed to be
crowded with relations in black—mothers-in-law and sisters-in-law, and
aunts. All of them in deep mourning. It reminded me of the opening scene
of a one-act play, which used to be popular many years ago, called _La
joie fait peur_. In that play, the curtain rises on a bereaved family who
are all of them steeped in inspissated gloom.

We went into the little dining-room and sat down to a shiny mahogany
table. An old servant tottered and pottered about the room with a
bunch of keys and a bottle of wine covered with cobwebs. A rather grim
mother-in-law sat at the head of the table. The young, newly married
couple were shy. There was an atmosphere of stern, rigid propriety
and inflexible tradition over the whole proceeding. Formal phrases
were bandied, and all the time the mother-in-law, the aunts, and the
sisters-in-law, all of them dressed in crape with neat white frills,
never ceased to throw on the bashful young couple the full searchlight of
their critical observation. But we had not been at the table many minutes
before Reggie had captivated the company, and at the end of five minutes
they were all screaming with laughter and talking at the top of their
voices. They were not laughing at him. They were laughing with him.

This is just what Reggie Lister could do, and what I have never seen
anybody else succeed in doing, to that extent and in such difficult
circumstances. He had something which made you, whoever was in the room,
wish to listen to him, and made you wish him to listen to you. He had
also the gift of making the witty wittier, the singer, the talker, the
musician, the reciter, do better than his best, of drawing out the best
of other people by his instantly responsive appreciation.

The French of all classes appreciated and loved him, and when he died
they felt as if an essential part of Paris had been taken away, and a
part that nothing could replace. To be with him at the same Embassy, as I
was for a year and a half, was an education in all that makes life worth
living. But what was life to me was, I am afraid, sometimes death to him,
as I tried him at times highly.

The Ambassador, Sir Edmund Monson, was academic with a large swaying
presence and an inexhaustible supply of polished periods. A fine scholar
and a master of precise and well-expressed English and an undiminishing
store of vivid reminiscence; in the matter of penmanship he was passion’s
slave. Possibly my opinion is biased from having had to write out so
many of his dispatches on a typewriter, and so often some of them twice,
owing to the mistakes. Typewriting, it is well known, is an art in which
improvement is rarely achieved by the amateur; one reaches a certain
degree of speed and inaccuracy, and after that, no amount of practice
makes one any better. If there were too many mistakes in a dispatch
it would have to be written out again. There never seemed to be any
reason why Sir Edmund’s dispatches should ever end, and they were just
as remarkable for quantity as for length. He was exceedingly kind and
always amiable, to talk to or rather to listen to; he was the same in
his dispatches; one had the sensation of coasting pleasantly downhill on
a bicycle that had no break, and save for an accident was not likely to
stop.

Michael Herbert, the Councillor, was a complete contrast to Sir Edmund
in many ways. With him one felt not only the presence of a brake, but
of steel-like grasp on that brake—a steel-like grasp concealed by the
suavest of gloves and a high, refined courtesy and the appearance of a
cavalier strayed by mistake into the modern world. Never was there an
appearance more deceptive in some ways; in so far, that is to say, as
it seemed to indicate apathy or indifference or lack of fibre. He had
a will of iron and a fearless and instant readiness to shoulder any
responsibility, however grave or perplexing. He was a man of action, and
an ideal diplomat. At one of his posts they called him “the butcher.” At
that time the men who enjoyed the highest reputation in the Diplomatic
Service, and who seemed to be the most promising, were perhaps Charles
Eliot, Cecil Spring-Rice, and Arthur Hardinge; and in every one of these
cases the promise was fulfilled; but as a diplomat, I think anyone would
agree, that Herbert excelled them all and easily, although the others
might be in one case more intellectual or more brilliant, in another more
erudite. Herbert had a steely strength of purpose, a quick eye, and the
power of making up his mind at once, as well as a shrewd understanding
of the world and especially of the foreign world, and a quiet
far-sightedness. Moreover, he had the charm that arises from natural
and native distinction, and a subtle flavour which came from his being
intensely English, and at the same time a citizen of the world, without
any admixture of artificial cosmopolitanism. He would have been at home
in any period of English history; whether at the Black Prince’s Court at
Bordeaux, at the Field of the Cloth of Gold, at Kenilworth, at Whitehall,
or at the Congress of Vienna.

Had he dressed himself up in the shimmering and sombre satins and the
waving plumes of the Vandyk period they would have seemed to be his
natural, his everyday clothes.

I could imagine him putting his inflexible determination, expressed in
thin, metallic tones of deferential and courteous deprecation, lit up by
gleams of a sharp and shy humour, against the perhaps equally obstinate,
but unfortunately less wise and less constant, wishes of Charles I. I can
imagine him, with his pale face and slight stoop, listening with quiet
appreciation to the jokes of Falstaff, at the first performance of _Henry
IV._; or signing, without a flicker of hesitation, a dispatch to Drake
or Raleigh that would mean war with Spain; or shutting his snuff-box
with a sharp snap, as he saw through some subtle wile of Talleyrand;
or listening, civil but quite unabashed, to a storm of invective from
Napoleon.

One day someone in the Chancery remarked on the peculiarly nauseous odour
of the food that is given to foxhounds. “I like it,” he said. “I used to
eat it as a child.”

I have always thought the most crucial test to which a new piece of verse
or a modern picture can be put is to imagine what effect the verse would
produce in an anthology of another epoch or the picture in a gallery of
old masters. Herbert as a personality and as a diplomatist could have
stood any test of this kind, and placed next to any of the old masters or
the old masterpieces, in character and statesmanship, without suffering
from the comparison; indeed, so far from suffering any eclipse, his
personality would only have emerged more signally and more distinctly,
with the melancholy suavity of its form and the unyielding resilience of
its substance.

In April 1899, the second centenary of the death of Racine was celebrated
in Paris by a performance of Racine’s _Bérénice_ at the Théâtre français.
This performance was one of the landmarks in my literary adventures.
Bartet played Bérénice, and I do not suppose that Racine’s verse can ever
have been more sensitively rendered and more delicately differentiated.
Between the acts, M. Du Lau, a fine connoisseur of life and art, took me
behind the scenes and introduced me to Bartet. They talked of the play.
Around us hovered an admiring crowd, and whispered homages were flung to
the artist, like flowers. It was like a scene in a Henry James novel, a
page from the _Tragic Muse_. They agreed that Racine’s loveliest verses
were in this play: “Des vers si nuancés,” as Du Lau said. Bartet wore
a lilac cloak over white draperies, and a high ivory diadem, and when
we said good-bye Du Lau kissed her hand and said: “Bon soir, charmante
Bérénice.”

If anyone is inclined to think Racine is a tedious author they cannot do
better than read _Bérénice_. It is the model of what a tragedy should be.
The drama is simple and arises naturally and inevitably from the facts of
the case, which are all contained in one sentence of Suetonius: “Titus
Reginam Berenicen, cui etiam nuptias pollicitus ferebatur, statim ab urbe
dimisit invitus invitam.” That is to say, Titus loved Bérénice and, it
was believed, had promised her marriage. He sent her away from Rome,
against his own will as well as against hers, as soon as he came to the
throne.

It is the eternal conflict between public duty and personal inclination.

    “With all my will, but much against my heart,
    We two now part,
    My very dear,
    Our solace is the sad road lies so clear;
    Go thou to East,
    I West.”

Coventry Patmore’s Ode sums up the whole tragedy. The sentiments the
characters express are what any characters would have said in such a
situation now or a thousand years ago, and would be just as appropriate
and true if the protagonists of the drama belonged to Belgravia or to the
Mile End Road. The verse is exquisite.

Antiochus, who loved Bérénice in vain, says to her as he leaves her:

    “Que vous dirai-je enfin? je fuis des yeux distraits,
    Qui me voyant toujours ne me voyaient jamais.”

The tragedy is full of musical lines, sad and suggestive and softly
reverberating, with muted endings such as:

    “Dans l’Orient désert quel devint mon ennui?
    Je demeurai longtemps errant dans Césarée,
    Lieux charmants, où mon cœur vous avait adorée,”

and some of the most poignant words of farewell ever uttered:

    “Pour jamais! Ah Seigneur! songez-vous en vous-même
    Combien ce mot cruel est affreux quand on aime?
    Dans un mois, dans un an, comment souffrirons nous,
    Seigneur, que tant de mers me séparent de vous?
    Que le jour recommence et que le jour finisse,
    Sans que jamais Titus puisse voir Bérénice.”

The Prince of Wales passed through Paris and stayed there a night that
winter and dined at the Embassy, and we had to wear special coats and be
careful they had the right number of buttons on them.

I got to know a good many French people, and some of those who had been
famous in the days of the Second Empire: Madame de Galliffet and Madame
de Pourtalès. Madame de Pourtalès had grey hair, but time, which had
taken away much from her and stamped her with his pitiless seal, had not
taken, and was destined never to take, away the undefinable authority
that alone great beauty possesses, and never loses, nor her radiant
smile, which would suddenly make her look young.

Once at a party at Paris many years after this, at the Jaucourts’
house, I again saw Madame de Pourtalès. It was not long before she
died. Her hair was, or seemed to be, quite white, and that evening the
room was rather dim and lit from the ceiling; her face was powdered
and she appeared quite transfigured; the whiteness of her hair and the
effect of the light made her face look quite young. You were conscious
only of dazzling shoulders, a peerless skin, soft shining eyes, and a
magical smile. She put out everyone else in a room. She looked like the
photographs of herself taken when she was a young woman. One saw what
she must have been, and everybody who was there agreed that here was an
instance of the undefinable, undying persistence of great beauty that
just when you think it is dead, suddenly blooms afresh and gives you a
glimpse of its own past.

Reggie Lister told me that he had once asked Madame de Pourtalès what
was the greatest compliment that had ever been paid her. She said it was
this. Once in summer she had been going out to dinner in Paris. It was
rather late in the summer, and a breathless evening, she was sitting in
her open carriage, dressed for dinner, waiting for someone in the clear
daylight. It was so hot she had only a tulle veil round her shoulders.
While she was waiting a workman passed the carriage, and when he saw
her he stood and gaped in silence; at last he said: “Christi! que tu es
belle!”

I had already written some short parodies of four French authors which I
wished to get published. A friend of mine sent them to Henri de Régnier
and asked his advice. His opinion was extremely favourable. He said,
and I quote his words, so that he may bear the responsibility for my
publishing such a thing in Paris: “J’ai lu les amusants pastiches de M.
Baring. Bourget, Renan, Loti ou France pourraient avoir écrit chacun des
pages qui soient moins eux.” “Il faut pour avoir fait cela une science
bien délicate de la langue française. Conseillez donc à Monsieur Baring
de faire imprimer une petite plaquette. Elle representerait à elle seule
de gros livres, ce qui sera délicieux.” I sent the parodies to Lemerre
and he accepted them, and they were published in Paris by his firm. The
pamphlet was called _Hildesheim_, and the small edition was soon sold
out. The little book was well received by the French, and I got a good
deal of fun out of it.

Another literary adventure I had at this time was a correspondence I
started in the _Saturday Review_. Max Beerbohm, in an article on a French
translation of _Hamlet_, said something about the French language being
lacking in suggestiveness and mystery. I wrote a letter saying that the
French language was as suggestive to a Frenchman as the English language
was to an Englishman, upon which a professor wrote to say that the French
language was only a bastard language, and that when a Frenchman wrote of
a girl as being _beaucoup belle_ he was talking pidgin-Latin. Many people
then wrote to point out that the professor was talking pidgin-French, and
a certain H. B. joined in the fray, quoting the “Chanson de Roland,” and
saying that an Englishman who used the phrase _beaucoup belle_ in France
would be treated with the courtesy due to strangers, but a Frenchman
would be preparing for himself an unhappy manhood and a friendless old
age. It was a terrible comment, he added, on the modern system of primary
education. The controversy then, as nearly always happens, wandered
into the channel of a side-issue, where it went on merrily bubbling for
several weeks.

English people used to stream through Paris all the year round. One was
constantly asked out to dinner, both by them and by the French. One night
I dined with Admiral Maxse, and the other guest was M. Clemenceau. M.
Clemenceau was in those days conducting a violent campaign for Dreyfus in
the Press, and was a thorn in the flesh of the Government. I was severely
reproved for dining with him the next day. I knew a few Frenchmen of
letters: M. Henri de Régnier, Melchior de Vogüé, André Chevrillon,
Edouard Rod, Madame Darmesteter.

I remember at one of Anatole France’s receptions (I only attended very
few, as in those days a foreigner felt uncomfortable in circles where
the Dreyfus case was being discussed—it was too much of a family affair)
Anatole France talked of Æschylus. He said the texts we possess of
Æschylus are shortened, abbreviated forms of the plays, almost, speaking
with exaggeration, like the libretto of an opera founded on a well-known
drama, almost as if we only possessed an operatic libretto of _Hamlet_
or _Faust_, but he added: “Pourtant ceux qui ont admiré Aschyle ne sont
point des imbéciles.”

But literature was rarely discussed anywhere in those days, as
_L’affaire_ dominated everything and excluded all other topics.

In August came the Rennes trial, and the excitement reached its climax.
Galliffet was minister of war, and I heard him make his first speech in
the Chamber. “Assassin!” shouted the left. “C’est moi, Messieurs,” said
Galliffet, and waited till they had finished. During the month of August,
he used to dine every night at the “Cercle de l’Union.” The club was
quite deserted. I used often to sit at his table.

He told me that many people in the Club would probably not speak to him
when they returned, for his having accepted the portfolio at such a time.
“They will turn their backs on me probably,” he said. “Mais,” he added,
with a chuckle, “ils ne se permetteront pas une impertinence.” He used
to tell me many interesting things. He said the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen in his life was Georgiana, Lady Dudley, at one of the
early Paris Exhibitions, and after her, Madame de Castiglione. I never
knew whether he had believed in the guilt or innocence of Dreyfus, but I
knew he was determined the case should end somehow and by a verdict which
should bring about an _apaisement_.

The General was a picturesque and striking figure, not tall nor imposing,
but carved, as it were, in some enduring granite-like substance, with
steely eyes, a quick, rather hoarse, jerky utterance, and a very direct
manner, a little alarming to a newcomer, owing to its abrupt frankness,
and his way of saying what he thought in the most pointed, Gallic manner.
His illustrations, too, and his confessions were sometimes startling.

In conversation he leapt over all conventions, with the same gaiety and
gallantry that had made him say at Sedan: “Tant que vous voudrez, Mon
Général.” In the early days of the case he had been strongly in favour of
revision.

When the verdict of the Court of Rennes was announced, and Dreyfus
subsequently pardoned, a curious thing happened. Although the topic
had been raging daily for years to the exclusion of everything else,
exciting everywhere the fiercest passions, and dividing every family in
France, estranging friendships, and breaking careers, the very moment
the decision was made known, the topic dropped from the minds of men
instantly and finally, as though it had never existed.

My own point of view, which I sometimes found was shared by others, was
that I believed Dreyfus to be innocent, but I loathed the Dreyfusards.
Commenting on this, Andrew Lang wrote to me: “People like us, who hate
vivisection and anti-vivisectionists, who believe Dreyfus was innocent
and loathe Dreyfusards (though anti-Dreyfusards were really worse), have
no business on this foolish planet.”

I often went to the play, and the chief enjoyment I derived was from what
Sarah Bernhardt did in those days, about most of which I shall deal with
separately. She must have a chapter to herself. Of the rest I remember
but little except a revival of _La Belle Hélène_ with its enchanting
tunes, and some funny songs at Montmartre; Réjane in _Zaza_ and _La Robe
Rouge_, and a terrifying play at the Théâtre Antoine called _En Paix_,
about a man who is shut up in a lunatic asylum, when he is sane, and who
ends by going mad. This play was said not only to have been founded on
fact, but to have been written by a man whose brother had been shut up in
a private lunatic asylum by some conspiring greedy relations.

The man whose brother was thus treated went to Law, but without avail,
so as a last resource he wrote a play in which he exposed the facts,
which were briefly these: A greedy family wish to get one of their
members out of the way. They say he is mad and get him sequestered in
a mad-house. He has a just brother who tries to get him released, but
the brother finds himself faced with the obstinacy of professionalism
when he declares the sequestered man is not mad; the lunatic experts
say he does not understand the intricacies of the disease, and when he
loses his temper, the doctors say: “You, too, are showing signs of the
family madness.” The man who is shut up is quick tempered; a sojourn with
lunatics sharpens his temper, and the play ends by his being dragged
out by sinister-looking warders, crying out: “A la douche!” I could not
sleep after seeing this spectacle, which lost nothing in the realistic
interpretation of actors such as Antoine and Gémier.

In September, I went for a short time on leave, and stayed at Lynton,
North Devon, with the Cornishes in a delightful little house called the
Chough’s Nest. It was a warm, soft windy Devonshire September. Hubert
and I bathed in the great breakers. We had wonderful teas in the valley,
and followed the staghounds on Exmoor. We talked of all the books under
the sun, and I wrote a poem in blank verse which was afterwards published
in the _Anglo-Saxon Review_.

Later in the autumn, I stayed a few days at a château near Fontainebleau,
and saw the forest in all the glory of its autumn foliage, with the tall
trees ablaze, like funeral torches for the dying year; and the gardens of
the château, and the splendid rooms seemed more melancholy than ever, as
though the ghosts of the kings and queens of France were there unseen;
and, looking at the gorgeous raiment of the fading forest, I thought of
Mary Stuart putting on her most splendid robes on the morning of her
execution, and mounting the scaffold in flaming satin.

    “And all in red as of a funeral flame,
    And clothed as if with sunset.”

There are no sadder places in the world than Versailles, Fontainebleau,
and Compiègne; those empty, deserted shells where there was once so much
glory and so much gaiety, so much bustle and so much drama, and which are
now hollow museums laid bare to the scrutiny of every profane sight-seer.

During the autumn of 1899, in Paris, I received a visit from Reggie
Balfour, whom I had known at Cambridge, although he went to Cambridge
after I had left. He was a brilliant scholar and had done great things at
Cambridge. He had been staying at Angers to study French. We talked of
books, of the Dreyfus case, and he suddenly said that he felt a strong
desire to become a Catholic. I was extremely surprised and disconcerted.
Up till that moment I had only known two people who had become Catholics:
one was a relation, who had married a Catholic, and the other was an
undergraduate, who had never discussed the matter except to say he must
have all or nothing. When Reggie Balfour told me this I was amazed.
I remember saying to him that the Christian religion was not so very
old, and so small a strip in the illimitable series of the creeds of
mankind; but that if he believed in the Christian revelation, and in the
Sacraments of the Anglican Church, he would find it difficult to turn
round and say those Sacraments had been an illusion. I begged him to
wait. I said there was nothing to prevent his worshipping in Catholic
churches without committing himself intellectually to a step that must
cramp his freedom. I advised him to live in the porch without entering
the building. I said finally: “My trouble is I cannot believe in the
first proposition, the source of all dogma. If I could do that, if I
could tell the first lie, I quite see that all the rest would follow.”

He took me one morning to Low Mass at Notre Dame des Victoires. I had
never attended a Low Mass before in my life. It impressed me greatly.
I had imagined Catholic services were always long, complicated, and
overlaid with ritual. A Low Mass, I found, was short, extremely simple,
and somehow or other made me think of the catacombs and the meetings of
the Early Christians. One felt one was looking on at something extremely
ancient. The behaviour of the congregation, and the expression on their
faces impressed me too. To them it was evidently real.

We worked together at some poems I had written, and Reggie arranged to
have a small pamphlet of them privately printed for me, at the Cambridge
University Press, which was done that Christmas.

When we got back to London, he sent me this epitaph, which is translated
from the Latin, and is to be found at Rome in the Church of St. John
Lateran, the date being about 1600:

“Ci-gît Robert Pechom, anglais, catholique, qui après la rupture de
l’Angleterre avec l’église, a quitté l’Angleterre ne pouvant y vivre sans
la foi et qui, venu à Rome y est mort ne pouvant y vivre sans patrie.”

The next year saw the opening of the Exhibition. On the 17th of March,
I went with Reggie Lister to the first night of _L’Aiglon_. It was a
momentous first night. All the most notable people in the literary
and social world of Paris were there: Anatole France, Jules Lemaître,
Halévy, Sardou, Robert de Montesquiou, Albert Vandal, Henry Houssaye,
Paul Hervieu, Coquelin, Madame Greffuhle. The excitement was tense.
Sarah had a tremendous reception. When she spoke the line, which occurs
in the first scene, “Je n’aime pas beaucoup que la France soit neutre,”
there was a roar of applause, but this, one felt, was political rather
than artistic enthusiasm. The first quiet dialogue between the Duke
and the courtiers held the audience, and we felt that Sarah’s calm and
biting irony portended great reserves held in store, and when the scene
of the history lesson followed, which Sarah played with an increasing
accelerando and crescendo, and when she came to the lines:

    “Il suit l’ennemi; sent qu’il l’a dans la main;
    Un soir il dit au camp: ‘Demain!’ Le lendemain,
    Il dit en galopant sur le front de bandière:
    ‘Soldats, il faut finir par un coup de tonnerre!’
    Il va, tachant de gris l’état-major vermeil;
    L’armée est une mer; il attend le soleil;
    Il le voit se lever du haut d’un promontoire;
    Et, d’un sourire, il met ce soleil dans l’histoire!”[8]

she carried them off with a pace and an intensity that went through the
large theatre like an electric shock. People were crying everywhere
in the audience, and I remember Reggie Lister saying to me in the
_entr’acte_ that what moved him at a play or in a book was hardly ever
the pathetic, but when people did or said splendid things.

The rest of the play, from that moment until the end, was a triumphant
progression of cunningly administered electric thrills which were
deliriously received by a quivering audience.

When it was all over and people talked of it the next and the following
days in drawing-rooms and in the press, the enthusiasm began to cool down.

The following extracts from an article which I wrote in the _Speaker_
about it, immediately after the performance, give an idea of the
impression the play made at the time:

“Monsieur Rostand, thanks to his rapid and brilliant career, and the
colossal success of _Cyrano de Bergerac_, is certainly the French author
of the present day who attracts the greatest amount of public attention
in France, whose talent is the most keenly debated, whose claims are
supported and disputed with the greatest vehemence. His popularity in
France is as great as that of Mr. Kipling in England; and in France, as
is the case with Mr. Kipling in England, there are not wanting many and
determined advocates of the devil. Some deny to M. Rostand the title of
poet, while admitting that he is a clever playwright; some say that he
has no poetical talent whatsoever. In the case of poetical plays the
public is probably in the long run the only judge. Never in the world’s
history has it been seen that the really magnificent poetical play has
proved a lasting failure, or a really bad poetical play a perennial
success. Of course there have been plays which, like other works that
have come before their season, the public have taken years to appreciate;
while, on the other hand, the public have patronised plays of surprising
mediocrity and vulgarity; these works, however, have never resisted the
hand of time. But in the main the public has been right, and those who
take the opposite view generally belong to a class alluded to by Pope:

    ‘So much they scorn the crowd, that if the throng
    By chance go right, they purposely go wrong.’

Certainly in M. Rostand’s case, whatever may be the exact ‘place’ of
his plays in the evolution of the world’s poetical drama, one thing is
quite certain: his plays are triumphantly successful. This for a play
is a merit in itself. After the triumph of _Cyrano_ it was difficult to
believe that _L’Aiglon_ would attain the same level of merit and success,
and never was a success more discounted beforehand. For weeks _L’Aiglon_
was the main topic of conversation in Paris, and provided endless copy
for the newspapers. Another thing is certain: however the æsthetic value
of _L’Aiglon_ may be rated in the future, it constitutes for the present
another gigantic success. Never did a play come at a more opportune
moment. At a time when the French are thinking that their country has
for a long time been playing too insignificant a part in European
politics, when the country is still convalescent and suffering from the
vague discomfort subsequent on a feverish crisis, fretting and chafing
under the colourless mediocrity of a régime that falls short of their
flamboyant ideal, M. Rostand comes skilfully leading a martial orchestra,
and sets their pulses throbbing, their ears tingling, and their hearts
beating to the inspiring tunes of Imperial France.

“M. Rostand’s play is certainly a forward step in his poetical career.
It has the same colour and vitality as _Cyrano_; the same incomparable
instinct for stage effect, the same skill and dexterity in the
manipulation of words which amounts to jugglery, the same fertility in
poetical images and felicitous couplets that we find in his earlier
works; but, besides this, it has something that they have not—a graver
atmosphere, a larger outlook, a deeper note; the fabric, though the
builder’s skill is the same, is less perfect as a whole, more irregular,
but in it we hear mysterious echoes, and the footfall of the Epic Muse,
which compensates for the unevenness of the carpentry.

“In _L’Aiglon_ we breathe the atmosphere of the epic of Napoleon.
Although the scenes which M. Rostand presents to us deal only with
the sunset of that period, the glories and vicissitudes of that epoch
are suggested to us; we do not see the things themselves, but we are
conscious of their spirit, their poetic existence and essence. M. Rostand
evokes them, not by means of palpable shapes, but, like a wizard, in
the images of his phrases and the sound of his verse, and thus we see
them more clearly than if they had been presented to us in the form of
elaborate tableaux or spectacular battle-pieces.

“The existence of Napoleon II. was in itself a tragic fact. Yet more
tragic if, as Metternich is reported to have said of him, he had ‘a
head of iron and a body of glass.’ And a degree more tragic still is M.
Rostand’s creation of a prince whose frail tenement of clay is consumed
by ambition and aspiration, and who is conscious, at times, of the vanity
of his aspiration and the hopelessness of his ambition. Thus tossed to
and fro, from ecstasy to despair, he is another Hamlet, born, not to
avenge a crime against his father, but to atone for his father’s crimes.
Perhaps the most poetical moment of the play is when the prince realises,
on the plain of Wagram, that he himself is the atonement; that he is the
white wafer of sacrifice offered as an expiation for so many oceans of
blood. M. Rostand has chosen this theme, pregnant with pathos, as his
principal _motif_. It is needless to relate the play… The close of the
Fifth Act is perhaps the finest thing in conception of the whole; in it
we see Napoleon, after the failure of an attempted escape to France,
alone on the battlefield of Wagram, pale in his white uniform on the
great green moonlit plain, with the body of the faithful soldier of the
Old Guard, who killed himself rather than be taken by the Austrians,
lying before him. Gradually in the sighing winds Napoleon imagines he
hears the moans of the soldiers who once strewed the plain, until the
fancy grows into hallucination, until he sees himself surrounded by
regiments of ghosts, and hears the groans, the call, and the clamour of
phantom armies growing louder and louder till they culminate in the cry
of ‘Vive l’empereur.’ He hears the tramping of men, the champing and
neighing of chargers, and the music of the band; he thinks the ‘Grande
Armée’ has come to life, and rushes joyfully to meet it; the vision is
then dispelled, and the irony of the reality is made plain, for it is the
white uniforms of the Austrian regiment (of which he is Colonel) that
appear in the plain. The scene is almost Shakespearean in its effect of
beauty and terror.

“Finally, in the last Act, we see the _Roi de Rome_ dying in his gilded
cage while he listens to the account of his baptism in Paris, which
is read out to him as he dies. He who as a child ‘eut pour hochet
la couronne de Rome’ is now an obscure and insignificant Hapsburg
princeling, dying forgotten by the world, without a friend, and under the
eye of his imperturbable enemy.

“The play has already been accused of incoherence, lengthiness, and
inequality; of too rapid transitions, of a clash in style between
preciosity and brutality. It has been compared unfavourably with
_Cyrano_… Fault is found now, as it was before, with the form of M.
Rostand’s verses; they are no doubt better heard on the stage than read
in the study, and this surely shows that they fulfil their conditions.
His verses are not those of Racine, of Alfred de Vigny, or of Lecomte
de Lisle … but they have a poetic quality and a value of their own; and
while their clarion music is still ringing in my ears I should think it
foolish to quarrel with them and to criticise them in a captious spirit;
possibly on reading _L’Aiglon_ the impression may be different. For the
present, still under the spell of the enthusiasm and shouts of applause
which his couplets inspired on the memorable first night of the play, I
can but thank the author who brought before my eyes, with the skilful and
clamorous music of his harps and horns, his trumpets and fifes and drums,
the vision of an heroic epoch and the shadows of Homeric battles—the
red sun and the cannon balls shivering the ice at Austerlitz, the Pope
crowning another Cæsar at Notre Dame, Moscow in flames and the Great Army
scattered on the plains of Russia, and the lapping of the tideless sea
round St. Helena.”

Many of those who had been most enthusiastic at the first night of
_L’Aiglon_ lost no time in saying they had been mistaken, and that it was
after all but a poor affair. Someone said that Rostand’s verse was made
_en caoutchouc_. I heard someone ask Robert de Montesquieu his opinion
soon after the play was produced. He said he thought the verse was in
the best Victor Hugo tradition; some of it, Metternich’s monologue on
Napoleon’s hat, very fine. Somebody mentioned the more sentimental verses
on _La Petite Source_: “Cela doit être,” said Montesquiou, “de Madame
Rostand.”

Arthur Strong, after he saw the play, told me it had carried him away,
and the fact of Sarah Bernhardt being a woman, and not a young woman, had
mattered to him no more than the footlights or the painted scenery; he
had accepted it, he had been made to accept it gladly, by the fire of the
play and the power of the interpretation.

The Paris Exhibition of 1900 was opened on the 14th of April, and
the whole of the Embassy staff attended that ceremony in uniform. I
remember little of it. The features of the Exhibition were the _trottoir
roulant_, a moving platform, that took visitors all round the Exhibition
without their having to stir a foot; the pictures in the Grand Palais;
the little city on the left bank of the Seine, where every nation was
represented by a house, and where, in the English house, there was a room
copied from Broughton Castle, full of Gainsboroughs; the Petit Palais,
a gem in itself; and, besides these, there were the usual features of
all exhibitions—side-shows, bales of chocolate, and galleries full of
machinery and implements.

Towards the end of April I was taken by M. Castillon de Saint Victor for
an expedition in a free balloon. I had been up twice in a captive balloon
in the Jardin d’Acclimatation, and had not enjoyed the experience,
especially once on a windy day. I was not at all sure I was not going to
dislike the free balloon, and I felt a pang of fear whenever I thought of
it beforehand; but when the moment of starting came, and the balloon was
released, and rose as gently and as imperceptibly as a puff of smoke from
Saint Denis, and soared higher and higher into the dazzling sky without
noise, without our experiencing any effect of motion or breeze, I felt
intoxicated with pleasure. We went up to three thousand feet. It was like
reaching another planet, an Olympic region of serenity and light, and one
had no desire to leave it or to descend again to the earth.

We ate luncheon from a basket and drank a little rum, which was said
to be the best beverage in a balloon, and we took photographs from the
air. I little thought that I should one day have something to do with
aircraft, air photographs, and all the many details of air navigation.
We floated on across Paris in a south-easterly direction. We came down
low over a château belonging to the Rothschilds’ and over the forest of
Creçy; later in the afternoon, we dropped a guide rope and floated over
the country at a height of about two hundred feet, and as the evening
came on, the balloon came down still lower and sailed along just over
the tree-tops. Finally we landed. The balloon hopped like a football,
the basket car was overturned, and the gas was let out. We landed in a
deserted piece of flat country, but no sooner was the balloon on the
ground than, as always happens, a crowd sprang from nowhere and helped
us. The balloon was put in a cart, and we walked to the town of Provins,
which was not far off, and there we took the train to Paris. The next
time I visited Provins it was the General Headquarters of the French Army
during the latter part of the European War.

I spent a week of that spring at Fontainebleau and Chantilly. There were
a great many English people in Paris. One night, at the opera, in a box,
an English lady was sitting, a large emerald poised high on her hair; the
audience looked at nothing else, and an old Frenchman, who had been an
ornament of the Second Empire, came up to me in the entr’acte and said:
“Il est impossible d’être plus jolie que cette femme.” Shortly after this
I travelled up to Paris from Fontainebleau with this same lady. The train
was crowded, and we just managed to find room in the barest of provincial
railway carriages. There were some private soldiers in the carriage, and
some substantial women in sabots with large baskets. They gazed at her
with childish delight, unmixed admiration, and surprised wonder, as she
sat, making the boards of the third-class carriage look like a throne, in
cool, diaphanous, lilac and white muslins and a large bunch of flowers,
a vision of radiance and grace; it reminded me of the large masses of
lilies of the valley and roses you suddenly meet with in a dark, narrow
street corner on the first fine day of spring in Florence.

We went to a shop in Paris where she wanted to buy a pair of gloves. When
she asked how much they were, the lady who was serving her said: “Pour
vous rien, Madame, vous êtes trop jolie!”

I used to see a great deal of Monsieur and Madame de Jaucourt, whom I
could remember ever since the early days of my childhood. Monsieur de
Jaucourt had the most delightful way of expressing things. One day when
Madame de Jaucourt was pressing myself and another of the secretaries
to stay with them in the country, he said: “Ma chère, les jeunes gens
ont beaucoup mieux à faire que d’aller passer des heures à la campagne!”
He was passionately fond of Paris. “On me gâte mon cher Paris,” he used
to say. After luncheon, he would interview the cook and discuss every
detail of last night’s dinner, praising this and criticising that, with
extraordinary nicety and precision; and when he gave a dance in his
house for boys and girls, on the afternoon preceding it, he would have
different samples of lemonade and orangeade sent up to taste and choose
from, to see if they were sweet enough but not too sweet. The lemonade
was for the juvenile buffet. Women’s bets used to amuse him, and when
they talked about racing, he would say: “Les paris des femmes sont à
crever de rire.” He was a connoisseur of artistic things, and enjoyed a
fine house, and beautiful _objets d’art_. He insisted on my going to see
the château of Vaux, which he said was the finest house he knew. He said
what distinguished it from other houses was that it was not crammed with
valuable things for the sake of ostentation, show, or ornament, but where
a piece of furniture was wanted, there it would be, and it would be a
good one.

Monsieur de Jaucourt had a house not far from Paris in the country, and
I remember playing croquet one day there. His daughter, Françoise, aimed
carefully at the ball and missed the hoop, upon which M. de Jaucourt
said, with a sigh: “Ma pauvre fille, tu as joué sans réfléchir.” I often
used to dine at the “Cercle de l’Union.” There were about four or five
old men who used to dine there every night; a few, a very few, younger
men, but no quite young Frenchmen.

One night someone arrived and asked for some cold soup. There was none.
In a fury of passion this member asked for the book of complaints. When
it was brought, he wrote in it: “N’ayant pas pu trouver un consommé froid
j’ai dû diner hors du Club.”

One night the new house, built by Count Boni de Castellane in the Bois
de Boulogne, was being discussed. Someone said it was like Trianon, and
that it would be difficult to keep up. Someone else who was there said:
“Mais Boni est beaucoup plus riche que Louis XIV.” M. Du Lau and General
Galliffet used often to dine there to discuss the days of their youth and
talk over the beauties and even the wines of the past; General Galliffet
told us one night how he won sums of money by playing with a piece of
rope taken from a gibbet in his pocket, and that the best wine he had
ever drunk in his life was in the Rhine country. Now they are all dead,
and I suppose their place is taken by those who were the older young men
in those days, but I have no doubt that they sit round in the same chairs
and sometimes complain if there is no _consommé froid_ to be had.

In the summer of 1900, I went on leave to London for a few weeks and
attempted to pass an examination in International Law after a few weeks’
preparation. I went up for the examination, and I don’t think I was able
to answer a single question; my crammer told me I had not the legal mind.
At the end of the summer, I was told that the Foreign Office wanted me to
go to Copenhagen, and at the beginning of August I started for Denmark as
Third Secretary to Her Majesty’s Legation.




CHAPTER XI

COPENHAGEN


I arrived at Copenhagen in August. I went there direct from Paris and
crossed whatever intervening seas lie between Denmark and Germany _via_
Hamburg and Kiel. I had been given an ointment made of tar by a French
hair specialist to check my rapidly increasing baldness, and I applied
it before I went to bed in my cabin, which contained three other berths.
When the other passengers, who had intended to share my cabin, put their
heads into it, they were appalled by the smell of tar, and thought
that they had been given berths in the sail-room by the steward. They
complained loudly, and refused to sleep there, so I had the cabin to
myself.

I stayed at the Hôtel d’Angleterre, and on the morning of my arrival
presented myself to the Minister, Sir Edward Goschen. He was alone at the
Legation. I took rooms in a street not far from the Legation, and settled
down to the quiet routine of Legation life in a small capital.

Copenhagen in August seemed unusually quiet. The sentries outside the
Amalienborg Palace looked like big wooden dolls in their blue uniforms,
white trousers, white belts, and bearskins.

I immediately began to have Danish lessons from the British Vice-Consul,
who was a Dane, and we soon began to read Hans Andersen in Danish. The
diplomatic world in Copenhagen was a little world by itself. It consisted
of the Russian Minister, Count Benckendorff, who, when I arrived, was
there by himself; the Austrian Minister, Count Wildenbruch, who lived
at the Hôtel d’Angleterre, and never went out and rarely saw anybody;
the French Minister, M. Jusserand, one of the most erudite of English
scholars besides being one of the most charming of Frenchmen; and the
German Minister, M. Schön, who had a passion for dressing up in fancy
dress; the Norwegian Minister, M. de Knagenhjelm; and the Italian
Minister.

The diplomatic world mixed little with the Danes. I once heard a Dane say
to another Dane: “Do you receive diplomats?” in the same tone of surprise
as would have been appropriate had the question been: “Do you receive
police-spies?”

I think the theatres were shut when I arrived, and the only amusements
were to go out sailing which I used to do often with Sir Edward, who had
a yacht, and in the evenings to have dinner at the Tivoli music-hall,
which was an out-of-door park full of side-shows and was pleasantly
illuminated.

The staff of the British Legation consisted of a First Secretary, Sir
Alan Johnstone, and a Chancery servant: a Dane called Ole, who was a
charming, simple person like a character in Hans Andersen, vaguely
intoxicated sometimes, paternal, easily upset, and endlessly obliging.

Sir Alan Johnstone had a little house in the country, and there I
often used to spend Sunday, and there I made the acquaintance of Count
Benckendorff. The first time I met him we had a violent argument about
the Dreyfus case. He was a firm believer in Dreyfus’ innocence and so was
I, but that did not prevent us arguing as though we held diametrically
opposite opinions.

In the middle of August, Edmund Gosse paid a visit to Denmark and I went
to him meet at Munkebjerg, which entailed a long cross-country journey
over many canals and in trains that were borne on steamers. Munkebjerg
was a lovely place on the top of a high hill with little woods reaching
down to the water. There, for the first time, I experienced the long,
green, luminous twilights of the north. Edmund Gosse was inspired by the
surroundings to write a book called _Hypolympia_, which he afterwards
dedicated to me. He imagined that the gods of Greece arrived at
Munkebjerg immediately after their exile, and on that theme he wove a
fantasy.

One of the most important duties at Copenhagen was to go to the railway
station to meet the various royalties who used to visit the King of
Denmark, and another one was to receive English Royalties at the door of
the English church when they attended divine service on Sundays. We used
often to see the King of Denmark out riding, and although I think he was
then eighty years old, he looked on horseback, so extraordinarily young
was his figure, like a man of thirty.

I learnt Danish fairly quickly and soon I could follow the plays at the
Kongelige Theatre and at other theatres. The Kongelige Theatre was a
State-supported institution with an ancient tradition and an excellent
troupe of actors and dancers. They performed opera: Gluck, Mozart,
and Wagner; ballets; the classic Danish comedies of Holberg; Molière;
Shakespeare; modern comedies and the dramas of Ibsen, Tolstoy, and Holger
Drachman. The Shakespeare productions were particularly interesting and
far more remarkable than any I ever saw in Berlin. They made use of the
Apron Stage; on a small back-cloth at the back of the stage changed with
the changing scene; the back-cloth was framed in a Gothic arch, which
was supported by pillars raised on low steps. A curtain could be lowered
across this arch, and the actors could proceed with the play in front of
this curtain, without necessitating the lowering of the larger curtain.
This small scene was extremely effective. It was just enough to give the
eye the keynote of the play; and in the historical plays of Shakespeare,
in _Richard III._ for instance, it was ideal. I saw _Richard III._, _King
Lear_, and _A Midsummer Night’s Dream_; the latter was a beautiful and
gay production; the actor who played Bottom had a rich vein of humour
and a large exuberant personality, and the fairy dances were beautifully
organised and executed. Of the modern drama I saw Tolstoy’s _Powers of
Darkness_, which made a shattering effect, Ibsen’s _Doll’s House_ and
_Hedda Gabler_, and Holger Drachman’s _Gurre_, and some comedies by Otto
Benzon.

The performance of the _Doll’s House_ with Fru Hennings’ Nora was
unforgettable. I have seen many Noras; Eleonora Duse and Réjane and
Agnes Sorma in Berlin; but Fru Hennings played the part as if it had
been written for her; she _was_ Nora; she made the whole play more
than natural, she made it inevitable. “Quelle navrante ironie! quel
désenchantement à fond!” said Jules Lemaître, writing about Duse’s
performance of Magda. In Fru Hennings’ interpretation of Nora, the
irony was indeed harrowing, and the disenchantment complete; but irony,
disillusion, weariness, disgust were all merged into a wonderful harmony,
as the realities of life gradually dawned on the little singing-bird,
and the doll changed into a woman. She made the transformation, which
whenever I had seen the play before seemed so difficult to believe in,
of the Nora of the first act into the Nora of the last act seem the most
natural thing in the world. Then Fru Hennings had the advantage of being
a Dane and of speaking the words of the play in the language in which
they had been written. She had a musical rippling voice and a plaintive
grace of gesture. Holger Drachman’s drama _Gurre_ was a terrible and
intensely dramatic poetic drama, with a love duet of impassioned lyricism
and melody, and an almost unbearable scene, in which the Queen has her
rival scalded to death in a steam-bath. _Hedda Gabler_ I confess to not
being able to endure when I saw it; it was beautifully acted; too well
acted; there seemed to be no difference between what was going on on
the stage and in the audience. I had a sudden uprush of satiety with
Norwegian drama: with Ibsen, with problem plays, with Denmark, with the
North; and I remember going out of the theatre after the second act, in
revolt and disgust, and not being able to stand any more of it. But that
was an accidental impression arising from a surfeit of such things, and
from an overdose of Scandinavian gloom and Norwegian complexity; a short
course of musical comedies would have soon enabled one to appreciate the
drama of Ibsen once more; as it was, I heard it after a year and a half’s
stay at Copenhagen, and at that moment I had had just a drop too much of
that kind of thing.

I also saw _When we dead awaken_ when it was first produced, and this
again had no effect on me, save one of vague and teasing perplexity.

The music at Copenhagen was as interesting as the drama. Mozart’s
operas were admirably given at the Kongelige Theatre. I remember a
fine performance of _Don Giovanni_, the _Nozze di Figaro_, and Gluck’s
_Orpheo_, concerts where Beethoven’s Symphonies were played, and a
recital of Paderewski where he played Liszt’s arrangement of the
_Erlkönig_. When he came to the end of it, the impression was that he
himself had experienced that ride in the night; that he had battled with
the Erl King for the life of the child, and that it was he and not the
child who was dead.

As soon as I could speak Danish, I made several friends among the Danes.
I sometimes spent the evening at Dr. George Brandes’ house, and more
often at that of Otto Benzon, the playwright, who was extremely kind to
me. The _intelligentsia_ of Copenhagen were highly cultivated; they were
well-to-do and had fine collections of modern pictures. The meals were
long and were often followed by a still longer supper. The days were
short in winter at Copenhagen; the sun appeared to set at two; the wind
blew in every direction at once down the Bred Gade. Copenhagen in winter
had depressing elements.

I had, in the meantime, made great friends with the Benckendorffs at the
Russian Legation.

Just as in the art of writing, and in fact in all arts, the best style
is that where there is no style, or rather where we no longer notice the
style, so appropriate and so inevitable, so easy the thing said, sung,
or done is made to appear, so in diplomacy the most delightful diplomats
were those about whom there was no diplomatic style, nothing which
made you think of diplomacy. Michael Herbert was one of these, and so
pre-eminently was Count Benckendorff. When he was Ambassador in London he
took root easily in English life, and made friends instantly and without
effort in many different worlds, so his personality and his services are
well known to Englishmen. I doubt, however, whether they know how great
the services were which he rendered at times both to our country as well
as to his own.

All through the war, till a few days before his death, he was giving
his whole heart and soul to his work, and every nerve of his being
was strained to the utmost. The war killed him as certainly as if
he had fought in the trenches. He was astonishingly far-sighted and
clear-sighted. In 1903 he told me there would be a revolution in Russia
directly there was a war. At the time of the Agadir crisis, he told me
that the future of Europe entirely depended on the policy of the German
Government: on whether the German Emperor and his Government decided or
not to embark on a Louis XIV. policy of ambition and aggression, and try
to make Germany the only European power.

When the Emperor of Russia issued the manifesto of 17th October, and the
Russians were bedecking their cities with flags, because they thought
they had received a constitution, he made it excruciatingly clear that it
was nothing of the kind; and he predicted no less clearly what would be
the results of so ambiguous an act, and so dangerously elastic a charter.

His public career belongs to history. I had the privilege of knowing him
as a private person and of finding in him the kindest and the wisest of
friends.

I think his most striking quality was his keenness. The way he would
throw himself into the discussion, the topic, or the occupation of the
moment, whether it was a book, a play, a picture, a piece of music, a
political question, a wolf-hunt, a speech, a problem, even an acrostic to
be guessed, or the dredging of a pond.

Whenever I wrote anything new he always made me read it aloud to him, and
he was in himself an extraordinarily exhilarating and encouraging public.

He was all for one’s doing more and more, for finding out what one could
not do and then doing it.

He once tried to persuade me to go into Parliament. When I objected that
I had no power of dealing with political questions, and no understanding
of many affairs that a member of Parliament is supposed to understand, he
said: “Rubbish! You could do all that part, just as you wrote a parody of
Anatole France; people would think you knew.”

He hated pessimism. He hated the Oriental, passive view of life,
especially if it was preached by Occidentals. The looking forward to
a Nirvana and a closed door. He hated everything negative. Suicide to
him was the one unpardonable sin. He hated affectation, especially
cosmopolitan affectation, what he used to call “le faux esprit Parisien.”
“Je préfère,” he used to say, “le bon sens anglais.” He was extremely
argumentative and would put his whole soul into an argument on the most
trivial point; and he was as unblushingly unscrupulous as Dr. Johnson in
his use of the weapons of contradiction, although, unlike Dr. Johnson,
however heated the argument, he was never rude, even for a second; he
didn’t know how to be rude. He spoke the most beautiful natural French,
the French of a more elegant epoch than ours, with a slightly classical
tinge in it. He spoke it not only as well as a Frenchman, but better;
that is to say, he spoke without any frills or unnecessary ornament,
either of phrase or accent, with complete ease and naturalness.

He spoke English just as naturally. I remember on one occasion, shortly
after he arrived in London, his being taken for an Englishman throughout
a whole dinner-party by his host. But he used to say that this was sheer
bluff and that his command of the language was limited. His beautiful
manners, and the perfection of his courtesy came from the same absence
of style I have already alluded to. He was natural and unaffected with
everyone, because he was _chez soi partout_; and his distinction, one
felt, was based on a native integrity, a fundamental horror of anything
common, or mean, or unkind, the incapacity of striking a wrong note in
word or deed: the impossibility of hurting anyone’s feelings. A member
of the Russian _intelligentsia_, writing in a provincial newspaper in
Russia, about one of the many European crises that threatened Europe
before the outbreak of the Great War, said: “We should have been dragged
into a war, had we not had at the time, as our Ambassador in London, the
first gentleman in Europe.” That is, I think, his best and most fitting
epitaph.

I shall never have the benefit of his criticism any more, his keenness,
his almost boyish interest, his decided, argumentative disagreement
leaping into a blaze over a trifling point, and never again enjoy that
glow of satisfaction—worth a whole world of praise—which I used to feel
when he said about something, whether a poem, a newspaper article, a
story, or a letter, or the most foolish of rhymes: “C’est très joli.”

I moved from my rooms in the town to the Legation and had most of my
meals with the Goschens. Sir Edward’s inimitable humour, his minute
observation of detail, and his keen eye for the ludicrous, the quaint
and all the absurd incidents of daily life—and especially of diplomatic
life—made all the official side of things, the dinner-parties,
the interviews with ministers, the ceremonies at the station, the
pompousness of the diplomats, extraordinarily amusing. Besides this,
he was childishly fond of every kind of game, such as battledore and
shuttlecock, and cup and ball.

Sir Edward went on leave in the autumn of 1900, and for a fortnight,
from 10th October to 22nd October, I had the glory of being in charge,
of being acting Chargé d’Affaires of the Legation, so that when the
Foreign Office wrote to me they signed dispatches, “Yours with great
truth.” The first thing which had to be done was to leave cards on all
the _Corps Diplomatique_. This duty was always carried out by Ole, the
Chancery servant. I gave him a sheaf of my cards to leave; he left some
of them, but I think he considered that I was altogether too young to be
taken seriously as a Chargé d’Affaires, so he left no cards on the minor
diplomats, who lived out of the immediate radius of the British Legation.
About three days after I had been in charge, Count Benckendorff told me
that the minor diplomats who had received no cards from me had held a
meeting of indignation; I was to lose no time in smoothing down their
ruffled sensibilities, so I left the cards myself. The only diplomatic
interview I remember having was with the future King of Greece, who came
to see me in my room and talked about something I didn’t understand. My
brief era of sole responsibility was put an end to after a fortnight
by the arrival of a new First Secretary in place of Alan Johnson. His
name was Herbert. Shortly after his arrival Ethel Smyth paid a visit to
Copenhagen on her way back to England from Berlin, where she had been
negotiating for the performance of her opera, _Der Wald_. She wanted to
make the acquaintance of the Benckendorffs, and she sang her opera to us,
her Mass, and many songs of Schubert, Schumann, Brahms, Grieg, besides
many English and Scotch ballads. Count Benckendorff, who was musical,
was enchanted with her singing, with her interpretation of the songs she
sang, “_la richesse de son exécution_,” her vitality, her good humour,
her keenness, her passionate interest in everything. She played golf in
the daytime and made music in the evening.

At Christmas, Sir Edward’s sons arrived and we had a Christmas-tree
in the house, and a treat for the church choir, and endless games of
battledore and shuttlecock in the Legation ballroom. Then, suddenly, came
the unbelievable news that Queen Victoria was dead. A telegram arrived on
the 22nd January, worded thus:

    “I am profoundly grieved to inform you that the Queen expired
    this evening at six-thirty. Notify melancholy intelligence to
    Government.”

I was just going home for a little leave, but now it seemed impossible:
there would be too much to do. But Sir Edward insisted on my going, all
the same. Herbert was arriving back from leave, and he said he could
get on without me; so I went. I saw the funeral procession from a house
near the Marble Arch. The only splash of colour in the greyness and
gloom of the long procession was the regalia and the bright pall on the
gun-carriage that bore the coffin, and everyone agreed that the most
imposing figure in the procession was the German Emperor in a great grey
cloak. But the most impressive feature of the whole ceremony was the
attitude of the crowd: its size, its silence, the universal black. London
was like a dead city, and as someone said at the time: “One went about
feeling as if one had cheated at cards.” I felt that what “Onkel Adolph”
used to say at Hildesheim was true: “_Die Engländer lieben ihre alte
Königin_” (“The English love their old Queen”).

In February I went to Karlsruhe to hear Ethel Smyth’s first opera,
_Fantasio_, performed at the Hofteater with Mottl conducting. _Fantasio_
is an opera in two acts written on Musset’s play. Ethel Smyth wrote
the libretto herself in German. The opera contains some lovely songs,
especially one that begins: “_Reite ohne Sattelpferd_,” and some of
the most delicate music Ethel Smyth ever composed, but the libretto is
undramatic, and there are not enough bones in the framework to support
the musical structure. Mottl conducted the orchestra beautifully; the
opera was respectfully received, but without any great enthusiasm. When
the performance was over, we had supper with the Grand Duchess of Baden,
and there I met a cousin of mine, Charlie d’Otrante, whom I had not seen
since I was a child. He was now, though a Swedish subject—his father was
a Swede—an officer in the German Army.

I stayed at Copenhagen till the spring. The spring in Denmark comes with
a rush. All is wintry, without any hint of the coming change, and then
all of a sudden, and in one night, the beech trees are green, and of so
startling, vivid, and fresh a green that it almost hurts the eye, and
through them you see the sea, a milky haze, and the sky looks as if it
had been washed clean.

In May, I went to London for my first spell of long leave since I had
passed my examination. I stayed all June and July in London, and in
the middle of July I went over to Brittany to stay a few days with
Sarah Bernhardt at her house, the Fort des Poulains on the island of
Belle-Isle, which is at the extreme north of the island. This visit
entailed a terrific journey: first, a long train journey with many
changes, then several hours on board a steamer, and then a two hours’
drive. The house was a little white, square, flat-roofed building among
the rocks and a stone’s-throw from the sea—a great roaring grey sea,
with huge breakers, leaping cataracts of foam, and beaches of grey
pebbles. Sarah Bernhardt’s son was staying there, Clairin, the artist,
and one or two other people. The house was built entirely of pitch-pine
inside. Sarah used to appear at _déjeuner_.

She spent all the morning working. In the afternoon she played
lawn-tennis on a hard court; after dinner we played every kind of game.
She was carrying on at the time a heated discussion by telegraph with
the poet Catulle Mendès about the forthcoming production of a poetical
play of his, called _La Vierge d’Avilon_. The dispute was about the
casting: the poet wished one of the female parts to be played by a
certain actress; Sarah wished otherwise. Telegram after telegram was sent
and received, each of them several pages in length. The poet’s telegrams
were lyrical and beautifully expressed. One of them began: “Vous êtes
puissante et câline,” and another addressed her as “La grande faucheuse
des illusions.” How the matter was settled ultimately, I never knew.
During the whole time I stayed there, Sarah never mentioned the theatre,
acting, or actors, except as far as they concerned this particular
business discussion. On the other hand, she talked a great deal of her
travels all over the world. She talked of Greece, and I quoted to her
the line of some French poet about “des temples roux dans des poussières
d’or,” and asked her whether it was an accurate description. She said:
“Yes, of the Greek temples in Italy”; but, in Greece, she said it was a
case of “des temples roses dans des poussières d’argent.” She said the
most remarkable sight she had ever seen in her life was in Australia,
when, in a large prairie, she had seen the whole sky suddenly filled
with a dense flock of brilliantly coloured birds, which had risen all at
once from the ground and obscured the whole horizon with their dazzling
coloured plumage.

She was irresistibly comic at times, full of bubbling gaiety and spirits,
and an admirable mimic. Jules Huret wrote, while I was at Paris, an
article about her, in which he described this side of her admirably.

“Quand elle veut,” he said, “Sarah est d’un comique extraordinaire, par
l’outrance de ses images toujours justes, et la violence imprévue de ses
reparties. Cette gaieté de Sarah est bien caractéristique de sa force.
C’est évidemment un trop plein de sève qui se résout en joie. Elle a des
trouvailles, des mimiques, des répliques, une verve, des silences mêmes,
qui font irrésistiblement éclater le rire autour d’elle. Elle imite
certains de ses amis avec une vérité comique incroyable.”

What struck me most about her, when I saw her in private life, was her
radiant and ever-present common-sense. There was no nonsense about her,
no pose, and no posturing. She was completely natural. She took herself
as much for granted as being the greatest actress in the world, as Queen
Victoria took for granted that she was Queen of England. She took it for
granted and passed on. She told me once she had never wished to be an
actress—that she had gone on to the stage against her will; she would
greatly have preferred to have been a painter, and all her life she
continued to model as it was, and did some interesting things in this
line, especially some bronze fishes and sea-shapes for which she found
models at Belle-Isle, but when she found she had got to be an actress,
she said to herself: “If it has got to be, then I will be the first.”

She said she had never got over her nervousness in playing a new part,
or for the first time before a new audience; if she felt the audience
was friendly, this knowledge half-paralysed her; if, on the other hand,
she knew or guessed the audience to be hostile, every fibre in her being
tightened for the struggle. She said that first nights at Paris, when she
knew there would be hostile elements and critics ready to say she could
no longer act, always gave her the greatest confidence; she felt then it
was a battle, and a battle she could win; she would force the critics to
acknowledge that she could act. She told me, too, she had never gone an
inch out of her way to seek for friends or admirers; she had always let
them come to her; she had never taken any notice of them till they forced
their attention on her. At Belle-Isle I never once heard her allude to
any of her parts or to any of her triumphs; but she talked a great deal
about current events—of the people and politicians she had met in her
life, in all the countries of Europe—and said some very shrewd things
about the men who were ruling England at that time.

I stayed at Belle-Isle three or four days, then I went back to London,
and at the end of July I started for Russia. I had been invited to
stay with the Benckendorffs at their house in the country, Sosnofka in
the Government of Tambov. I did not yet know one word of Russian. At
Warsaw station I had to get out and change. I left my bag for a moment
on the seat of the carriage. This bag contained my money, my ticket,
my passport, and several other necessaries. When I came back it was
gone. I couldn’t even tell anyone what had happened. As the result of
a conversation in dumb show, I was put into a train; it was not the
express it should have been, but a slow train, and then I had my first
experience of the kindness and obligingness of the Russian people, for a
fellow-traveller registered my luggage, bought me a ticket, telegraphed
to the Benckendorffs for me, to the hotel at Moscow, and supplied me with
food and money for the journey, which in this train took three days.

Thanks to the kindness of this traveller, I arrived safely at Moscow,
and at Sosnofka the next day. It was a blazing hot August that year in
Russia. The country was burnt and parched; the green of the trees had
been burnt away. Sosnofka is a large straggling village, with thatched
houses. Once every seven years the whole village would probably be
burnt down. Russia was very different from what I had expected. I had
read several Russian books in translations—Tolstoy and Tourgenev—but
the background they had formed in my mind was not like Russia at all.
In fact, I had never thought of these books as happening in Russia. The
people they described were so like real people, so like people that I
had known myself, that I had always imagined the action taking place in
England or France. I imagined _Anna Karenina_ happening in London. Not
only did the characters seem real and familiar to me, but they struck me
as being the _only_ characters I had ever met in any books which gave
me the impression that I had myself known them. Dickens’ characters
are real enough, and Thackeray’s characters are realistic enough; I
believe absolutely in Sam Weller, in Mr. Micawber, in Mr. Guppy, in Mrs.
Gamp, Mrs. Nickleby, and any you like to mention; the genius of Dickens
has made me believe in them; I also believe in the existence of Major
Pendennis and Becky Sharp; I feel I might meet people like that, but I
never have; whereas with the characters in Tolstoy’s books I am not sure
whether they belong to bookland at all; I am not at all sure they do not
belong to my own past, my own limbo, which is peopled by real people and
dream people. The background which I called up in my mind was something
quite unconnected with Russian books, and something far removed from
reality. It was the conventional background borrowed from detective
stories, and Jules Verne’s _Michael Strogoff_, and from many melodramas.
That is to say, I imagined barbaric houses, glittering and spangled
bedizened Asiatic people. The reality was so different. Russia seemed
such a natural country. Everybody seemed to be doing what they liked,
without any fuss; to wear any clothes they liked; to smoke when and where
they wished; to live in such simplicity and without any paraphernalia at
all.

As for the landscape, my first impression was that of a large, rolling
plain; a church with blue cupolas; a windmill and another church. The
plain is dotted with villages, and every village is like the last; the
houses are squat, sometimes built of logs and sometimes built of bricks,
and the roofs are thatched with straw. The houses stand at irregular
intervals, sometimes huddled close together and sometimes with wide gaps
between them; it was dusty when I arrived; the broad road, which is not
a real road, but an immense stoneless track like the roads in America
and Australia, was littered with straw and various kinds of messes, and
along it the creaking carts groaned, the peasants driving them leisurely
and sometimes walking beside them. Every now and then there was a well
with a large wooden see-saw pole to draw the water with; and everywhere,
and over everything, the impression of space and leisureliness and the
absence of hurry. The peasants wore loose shirts, with a leather coat
thrown carelessly over their shoulder, or left in the cart, and the women
looked picturesque in their everyday clothes; the folds of their prints
and calicoes, which had something Biblical and statuesque about them,
were more impressive to the eye than the silken finery which they wore
when they went to church on Sunday.

The Benckendorffs lived at Sosnofka in two small separate two-storied
houses, which were close together. The kitchen was in a separate building
apart. In the pantry, the night-watchman, André, would play draughts in
the daytime with Alexei, who cleaned the boots. By night the watchman
watched; and every now and then blew a whistle. The butler, Alexander,
was an old soldier in every sense of the word. His ingenuity had no
end; nor had his resource. He could make anything and do anything;
and in the course of one revolving noon he could be chemist, fiddler,
statesman, and buffoon. He could not only play, but he could make any
musical instrument. He was an expert mixer of fireworks, an inspired
carpenter, and he could mend anything. He bore the traces of an early
military training and drill in his upright shoulders; and about once a
month he would disappear and be drunk for two or three days. The house
was housemaided by two old Russian peasants, Mavra and Masha, who wore
kerchiefs over their heads and speckled calico shawls. Mavra’s devotion
to the Benckendorff children passed all expression; she cared little
for her fate and fortune and for that of her own family as long as they
were alive and well. Michael, the coachman, was another great character;
he wore a black cap with peacocks’ feathers sticking upright in it, and
a black tunic with red sleeves. He drove the _troika_, three horses
abreast, and no road, or rather no absence of road, daunted him; on
the edge of an impossible hill, with no track through it, and nothing
in sight but bushes and logs, and nothing to guess at except holes, if
asked whether it was possible to go on, he would always laconically
answer, “_Moshno_” (“Possible”), and it always was possible. There was an
under-coachman called Fro. He had his qualities too; and one of these was
the way in the winter he would find and recognise a track after there had
been a blizzard, which had entirely obliterated all semblance or trace
of any path or roadway. Sometimes a little bit of paper or a stray twig
would give him the clue. Only one felt just this: that Michael would have
been quite unshaken in face of any catastrophes; the earth might have
opened in front of one, a hostile aeroplane might have barred the way, a
regiment of machine-gunners might have been reported to be in ambush—he
would just have nodded and quietly said, “_Moshno_,” and nothing more.

After dinner, that summer we used to sit on the balcony or on a stone
terrace on one side of the house, and watch the message of light, the
warning halo the rising moon sent up from behind the hill before she rose:

    “Perchance an orb more wondrous than the moon
    Trembles beneath the rim of the dark hills,”

and listen in the thick dark night, while the peasants in the village
stamped their rhythmical dances to the accompaniment of bleating
accordions or three-stringed balalaikas; some watchman’s rattle beat
time; the frogs croaked, and sometimes a voice—a rather hoarse, high,
slightly sharp voice—began a long-drawn-out, high wail, and other voices
chimed in, singing the same melody in a rough counterpoint. We sat at a
little green garden-table drinking our coffee, and our _nalivka_, the
delicious clean liqueur distilled from cherries. There seemed to be no
time in Russia. People slept when they felt inclined, not necessarily
because it was night. Once when I went to stay with a friend near
Kirsanof he advised me to arrive at four o’clock in the morning, if
possible, as the servants would enjoy the _bustle_ of someone arriving
when it was still dark.

One evening we went out riding through the woods, and over the plains,
and no sooner had we left the front door than my pony, altogether out of
control, galloped away into space. One morning we were called at one, and
went out to the marshes to shoot wild duck before the dawn. It was quite
dark when we started, and after the shooting was over, and I shot two
wild duck dead, we drove home in the dawn across the dewy plains, when
the whole country was awakening, the cocks crowing and the birds singing,
and the plains were bathed in lemon-coloured light, and faint pink and
grey clouds hung like shreds from Aurora’s scarf across the horizon.

One night we camped out in the woods. We took bottles of beer and
water-melons, and playing-cards, and a camera, and many rugs. We slept
little; the wood was full of flies and mosquitoes, but we enjoyed
ourselves much all the same, and came back with that pleasant headache
which is the result of sleeping on straw in the open air on a hot August
night, and covered with bites. The morning after, we had a wolf-shoot,
but it was too early in the year for wolves, and nobody saw one. But
there was a great display, nevertheless; a man rode on a white horse and
blew a trumpet, and there were a multitude of beaters. I remember a short
dialogue bawled slowly, quietly, and sonorously in prolonged accents
across a whole field between André, the night-watchman, and Wassili, the
keeper. “Who is that man yonder?” asked Wassili. “He is a shepherd,”
said André; “he feeds sheep.” “On pastukh, on past korov.” It was so
dignified, so slow, like a fragment of dialogue from the Old Testament.
In the morning we used to have breakfast out of doors, in the garden,
under a tree, with a pleasant after-breakfast interlude of smoking and
conversation; then Alexander and the gardener would stroll into the
garden, and there would be endless discussion about the pulling down of
some paling, or the repairing of some fence or chair, or the painting of
some room or gate; Alexander’s volubility had no limit, and the gardener
was extraordinarily ingenious in twisting the meaning of anything into
the opposite of what had been said. We had luncheon at half-past twelve,
and sat afterwards on the terrace, till the great heat was over, and then
we would go out in the _troika_, and take tea and a samovar with us, or
find a samovar somewhere, and perhaps bathe in the river. After dinner,
when it was too cold to stay out, we would sit indoors and play cards
at the green table, marking the score in chalk on the table; and Pierre
Benckendorff, who was not yet an officer, but still at the cadet college,
used to read out Mark Twain in German, or draw pictures, or make me draw
pictures, while he gave advice, or played the treble of tunes on the
pianoforte.

There were three little rooms on the ground floor of the first house,
which was built of wood. The first room into which the small front hall
led was Count Benckendorff’s sitting-room. It had a writing-table; a
table where there was an array of long pipes, neatly arranged; a round
table with a green cloth on it, and a wooden cup and ball on a plate; a
bookcase full of books of reference, which were constantly consulted,
whenever, as so often occurred, there was a family argument. In this
room, near one of the windows, there was a deal drawing-table. There
were prints on the wall. The next room had some old French wooden
furniture painted with little flowers, and a large grand pianoforte, and
a comfortable corner round the fireplace; in front of a window, which
went down to the ground and opened like a door, there was a stone terrace
with orange trees in pots on it and agapanthus plants (later there were
rose trees as well). Beyond this there was a third room full of books,
old books, the library of Count Benckendorff’s grandfather—the books
that had been modern in the eighteenth century, in their dark brown calf
bindings, and old marbled papers; here was the newest edition of Byron
in French, the poems of Pope and Corneille and Voltaire and Gresset, the
letters of Madame de Sévigné, the memoirs of Madame de Caylus, Napoleonic
memoirs and the poems of Ossian, Schiller’s plays, and an early edition
of Gogol. Upstairs on the landing, there was a cupboard full of every
imaginable kind of novel: the Tauchnitz novels of many ages, and French
novels of every description, the early Zolas, the early Feuillets, and
Maupassant’s first stories. Before going to bed, we would dive into that
cupboard, and one was always sure, even in the dark, of finding something
one could read. I have always thought since then, the ideal bookcase
would be that in which you could plunge a hand into in the dark and be
sure of extracting something readable. In the stone-house, the boys had
each of them a sitting-room on the ground floor, and I had a bedroom
and sitting-room upstairs. Next to the school library at Eton, that
sitting-room proved to be my favourite room in all the world and in all
my life; and at its big table I painted innumerable water-colours, and
wrote four plays in verse, two plays in prose, three long books in prose,
besides translating a book of Leonardo da Vinci and writing endless
letters and newspaper articles. In this room, one had the feeling of the
world forgetting by the world forgot, and one was recalled to reality by
a bell, or by Alexander coming up to the room, as he always did, to say
that tea was ready or dinner, or that the horses were at the door.

I felt the charm of Russia directly I crossed the frontier; and after a
three weeks’ stay there I was so bitten by it that I resolved firstly to
learn Russian, and, secondly, to go back there as soon as I could.

I went back to Copenhagen, and stopped some hours at Moscow on the
way, and saw the Kremlin, and had some amusing adventures at Testoff’s
restaurant. Pierre Benckendorff had written down for me a list of things
to ask for; one of which was caviare, which in Russian is _ikra_. But
when I said _ikra_ the waiters thought I said _igra_, which means play,
and merely turned on the great mechanical organ which that restaurant
then boasted of, and I could not get any caviare.

When I got back to Copenhagen, I at once had lessons in Russian from the
_psalomtchtchik_ at the Russian Church.

On the 19th of September, King Edward VII. arrived in Denmark to pay his
first visit to Denmark as King of England. The King was to arrive at
Elsinore in the _Osborne_. The Staff of the Legation had received orders
to go to Elsinore and meet His Majesty on board the yacht. His Majesty
was to land in time to meet the King of Denmark, the Crown Prince and
all the Danish Royal Family, the King of Greece, Queen Alexandra, the
Emperor and Empress of Russia, the Dowager Empress of Russia, Prince
and Princess Charles of Denmark, and other members of the various Royal
Families. We were to go in uniform. The train started at eight. I have
already said I was living at the Legation, but my rooms were completely
isolated from Sir Edward’s house, and had no connection with them. I had
a Danish servant called Peter. He had been told to call me punctually
at seven. He forgot, or overslept himself. I woke up by accident, and
automatically, and found to my horror it was twenty-five minutes to
eight, and the station was far off, and I had to dress in uniform. I
dressed like lightning, but it is not easy to dress like lightning in a
diplomatic uniform; the tight boots are a special difficulty. I had no
time to shave. I got a cab, and we drove at full gallop to the station,
and I got into Sir Edward’s carriage as the train was moving out of the
station. At Elsinore, we had fortunately some time to spare before going
on board the _Osborne_, and I was able to get shaved in the village. Then
we went on board and were presented to the King, and kissed his hand on
his accession.

That same night there was a banquet at the Palace of Fredensborg for the
King, to which the staff of the Legation were invited. I remember only
one thing about this dinner, and that is that we were given 1600 hock to
drink. It was quite bitter, and had to be drunk with about five lumps of
sugar in a glass.

After dinner, we stood round a large room while the Kings and Queens,
the Emperor and Empresses and Princesses, went round and talked to the
guests; and this was the end of a tiring day.

A few days later the King came to luncheon at the Legation.

There was one other Royal arrival which I shall never forget. I cannot
place its date, but I think it must have been Queen Alexandra’s first
visit as Queen to Copenhagen. But what I remember is this, that while
we were waiting on the station platform, Queen Alexandra descended from
the train all in black, with long floating veils, and threaded her way
through the crowd of Royalties and officials, looking younger than anyone
present, with still the same fairy-tale-like grace of carriage and
movement that I remembered as a child, and with the same youthful smile
of welcome, and with all her delicacy of form and feature heightened
by her mourning and her long black veils, whose floating intricacy were
obedient and docile to the undefinable rhythm of her beauty, and I
remember thinking of Donne’s lines:

    “No spring, no summer beauty has such grace
    As I have seen in one autumnal face.”

I spent that Christmas at Copenhagen, and on the 7th of January 1902 a
dispatch came to say I had been transferred from the post of a Third
Secretary at His Majesty’s Legation at Copenhagen to that of a Third
Secretary of His Majesty’s Embassy at Rome. Before I left Copenhagen I
had finished an article on Taine, an article on modern French literature,
and an article on Sully Prudhomme, for the new edition of the _British
Encyclopædia_.




CHAPTER XII

SARAH BERNHARDT


I said that Sarah Bernhardt should have a chapter to herself.

“Les Comédiens,” said Jules Lemaître, “tiennent beaucoup de place dans
nos conversations et dans nos journaux parce qu’ils en tiennent beaucoup
dans nos plaisirs.” Amongst all the many pleasures I have experienced
in the theatre, the acutest and greatest have been due to the art and
genius of Sarah Bernhardt. Providence has always been generous and yet
economical in the allotment of men and women of genius to a gaping world.
Economical, because such appearances are rare; generous, because every
human being, to whatever generation he belongs, will probably, at least
once during his lifetime, have the chance of watching the transit, or a
phase of the transit, of a great comet.

This is especially true of actors and actresses of genius. Their visits
to the earth are rare, yet our forefathers had the privilege of seeing
Mrs. Siddons and Garrick; our fathers saw Rachel, Ristori, and Salvini;
and we shall be able to irritate younger generations, when they rave
about their new idol, with reminiscences of Sarah Bernhardt.

Sometimes, of course, as in this case, the comet shines through several
generations. I have talked with people who have seen both Rachel and
Sarah Bernhardt, and with some who declared that in the first two acts of
_Phèdre_, Sarah Bernhardt surpassed Rachel. Such was the opinion of that
sensible and conservative critic, Francisque Sarcey.

The actor’s art dies with him; but the rumour of it, when it is very
great, lives on the tongue and sometimes in the soul of man, and forms
a part of his dreams and of his visions. The great of old still rule
our spirits from their urns; and we, who never saw Rachel, get an idea
of her genius from the accounts of her contemporaries, from Théodore
de Banville and Charlotte Brontë. Her genius is a fact in the dreams
of mankind; just as the beauty of Helen of Troy and the charm of Mary
Stuart, whom many generations of men fell in love with. So shall it be
with Sarah Bernhardt. There will, it is to be hoped, be great actresses
in the future—actresses filled with the Muses’ madness and constrained
to enlarge rather than to interpret the masterpieces of the world; but
Providence (so economical, so generous!) never repeats an effect; and
there will never be another Sarah Bernhardt, just as there will never
be another Heinrich Heine. Yet when the incredible moment comes for her
to leave us, in a world that without her will be a duller and a greyer
place, her name and the memory of her fame will live in the dreams of
mankind. Sarah Bernhardt delighted several generations, and there were
many vicissitudes in her career and many sharp fluctuations in the
appreciation she won from the critical both in France and abroad; nor did
her fame come suddenly with a rush, as it does to actors and actresses in
novels. Even in Henry James’ novel, _The Tragic Muse_, the development
of the heroine’s career and the establishment of her fame happens far
too quickly to be real. Henry James was conscious of this himself. He
mentions this flaw in the preface he wrote for the novel in the Collected
Edition of his works.

Sarah Bernhardt’s career shows no such easy and immediate leap into
fame, nor is it the matter of a few star parts; it was a series of
long, difficult, laborious, and painful campaigns carried right on into
old age (in spite of the loss of a limb), and right through a European
war, during which she played in the trenches to the _poilus_; it was a
prolonged wrestle with the angel of art, in which the angel was defeated
by an inflexible will and an inspired purpose.

She made her début at the Théâtre français in 1862, in the _Iphigénie_ of
Racine. Sarcey, writing of her performance, said:

“Elle se tient bien et prononce avec une netteté parfaite. C’est tout ce
qu’on peut dire en ce moment.” It was not until ten years later that she
achieved her first notable success in _Le Passant_, by François Coppée,
and that she was hailed as a rising star as the Queen in _Ruy Blas_, at
the Odéon, and became, in her own words, something more than “la petite
fée des étudiants.”

[Illustration: Portraits of Sarah Bernhardt by the author (age 7), drawn
in 1881]

[Illustration: Sarah Bernhardt in the eighties]

In 1872 she left the Odéon and entered the Théâtre français once more.
She reappeared in _Mademoiselle de Belle-Isle_[9] with partial success.
In writing of this performance, Sarcey expressed doubt of Sarah Bernhardt
ever achieving power as well as grace, and strength as well as charm. “Je
doute,” he wrote, “que Mademoiselle Sarah Bernhardt trouve jamais dans
son délicieux organe ces notes éclatantes et profondes, pour exprimer
le paroxysme des passions violentes, qui transportent une salle. Si la
nature lui avait donné ce don, elle serait une artiste complète, et il
n’y en a pas de telles au théâtre.”

It was during a performance of Voltaire’s _Zaïre_, on a stifling night
in 1873, that Sarah Bernhardt discovered she had undreamed-of stores of
energy and electric power at her disposal, and under her control. She
had rebelled against having to act during the summer months. Perrin, the
director of the Théâtre français, had insisted. When the night came when
she was due to appear in _Zaïre_ (August 6), she determined to exhaust
all the power that was in her, and as she was at that time as frail as
a sylph and was thought to be perilously delicate (spitting blood), she
decided to spite Perrin by dying. She strained every nerve; she cried in
earnest; she suffered in earnest; she gave a cry of real pain when struck
by the stage dagger; and when it was all over she thought her last hour
must have come; and then she found to her amazement that she was quite
fresh, and ready to begin the performance all over again. She realised
then that her intellect and will could draw when they pleased on her
physical resources; and that she could do what she liked with her vocal
chords. This explains a secret that often puzzled the spectators of her
art—her power of letting herself go, and after a violent explosion, just
when you thought her voice must be broken for ever by the effort, of
opening as it were another stop, and letting flow a ripple from a flute
of the purest gold.

It was in _Phèdre_ that Sarah Bernhardt proved she possessed not only
grace but power; her rendering of Doña Sol in _Hernani_ (November 1877)
definitely sealed her reputation, not only as a tragic actress, but as
the incarnation of something new and exotic. And the world recognised
her incomparable talent for speaking verse.

In 1879, the Comédie française visited London, and all London went
mad about Sarah Bernhardt. She was not then the star in a cast of
mediocrities, she was a star in a dazzling firmament of stars. Her fellow
actors and actresses were Coquelin, Got, Delaunay, Mounet Sully, Worms,
Maubant, and Febvre among the men; and among the women, Croizette,
Baretta, Madeleine Brohan, Reichemberg, and Madame Favart. A more varied,
excellent, and complete cast could not be imagined. It was a faultless
ensemble for tragedy and comedy, for Racine, for Molière, for Victor
Hugo, and for Alexandre Dumas fils.

In 1880, the glory of this theatrical age of gold was eclipsed and
diminished by the flight of Sarah Bernhardt. After a quarrel arising out
of the performance of _L’Aventurière_, she suddenly resigned, and, after
a short season in London, in May 1880, started for America.

This rupture with the Théâtre français, which was largely due to the
adulation she received and the sensation she made in London, was a
momentous turning-point and break in her career. When it happened, the
whole artistic world deplored it, and there are many critics in France
and in England who never ceased to deplore it; but a calm review of the
whole career of Sarah Bernhardt forces one to the conclusion that it
could not have been otherwise.

The whole motto of her life was: “Faire ce qu’on veut.” And sometimes she
added to this: “Lemieux est l’ennemi du bien.”

The Théâtre français at that time was indeed an ideal temple of art for
so inspired a priestess. But Sarah Bernhardt was more than a priestess
of art—she was a personality, a force, a power, which had to find full
expression, its utmost limits and range; and if we weigh the pros and
cons of the matter, I do not think we have been the losers. Her art
certainly did suffer at times from her travels and her unshackled
freedom; she played to ignorant audiences, and sometimes would walk
through a part without acting; she played in inferior plays. On the other
hand, had she remained in the narrower confines of the Théâtre français,
we should never have realised her capacities to the full. In fact, had
she remained at the Théâtre français, she would not have been Sarah
Bernhardt. We should have lost as much as we should have gained. It is
true we should never have seen her in plays that were utterly unworthy
of her. On the other hand, we should never probably have seen her _Dame
aux Camélias_, her _Lorenzaccio_, her _Hamlet_. We should never have had
the series of plays that Sardou wrote for her: _Fédora_, _Théodora_,
_La Tosca_, etc. Some will contend that this would have been a great
advantage. But, despise Sardou as much as you like, the fact remains
it needs a man of genius to write such plays, and not only a woman of
genius, but Sarah Bernhardt and none other, to play in them. In _Fédora_,
Eleonora Duse, the incomparable Duse, could not reach the audience. And
now, when these plays are revived in London, we realise all too well,
and the public realises too, that there is none who can act them. It is
no use acting _well_ in such plays; you must act tremendously or not at
all. _La Tosca_ must be a violent shock to the nerves or nothing. When it
was first produced, Jules Lemaître, protesting against the play, said the
main situation was so strong, so violent, and so horrible, that it was in
the worst sense actor-proof, and so it seemed then. Now we know better;
we know by experience that without Sarah Bernhardt the play does not
exist; we know that what made it almost unbearable was not the situation,
but the demeanour, the action, the passivity, the looks, the gestures,
the moans, the cries of Sarah Bernhardt in that situation. Had Sardou’s
“machine-made” plays never been written, we should never have known one
side of Sarah Bernhardt’s genius. I do not say it is the noblest side,
but I do say that what we would have missed, and what Sardou’s plays
revealed, was an unparalleled manifestation of electric energy.

The high-water mark of Sarah’s poetical and intellectual art was probably
reached in her _Phèdre_, her _Hamlet_, and her _Lorenzaccio_; but the
furthest limits of the power of her power were revealed in Sardou’s
plays, for Sardou had the intuition to guess what forces lay in the
deeps of her personality, and the insight and skill to make plays which,
like subtle engines, should enable these forces to reveal themselves at
their highest pitch, to find full expression, and to explode in a divine
combustion.

There is another thing to be said about Sarah Bernhardt’s emancipation
from the Théâtre français. Had she never been independent, had she never
been her own master and her own stage manager, she would never have
realised for us a whole series of poetical visions and pictures which
have had a deep and lasting influence on contemporary art. We should
never have seen Théodora walk like one of Burne-Jones’s dreams come to
life amidst the splendours of the Byzantine Court:

    “Tenendo un giglio tra le ceree dita.”

We should never have seen La Princesse Lointaine crowned with lilies,
sumptuous and sad, like one of Swinburne’s early poems; nor La
Samaritaine evoke the spices, the fire, and the vehemence of the Song
of Solomon; nor Gismonda, with chrysanthemums in her hair, amidst
the jewelled glow of the Middle Ages, against the background of the
Acropolis; nor Izéïl incarnating the soul and dreams of India. Eliminate
these things and you eliminate one of the sources of inspiration of
modern art; you take away something from D’Annunzio’s poetry, from
Maeterlinck’s prose, from Moreau’s pictures; you destroy one of the
mainsprings of Rostand’s work; you annihilate some of the colours of
modern painting, and you stifle some of the notes of modern music; for
in all these you can trace in various degrees the subtle, unconscious
influence of Sarah Bernhardt.

The most serious break in the appreciation of her art, on the part of the
critics and the French public, did not come about immediately after she
left the Théâtre français. On the contrary, when she played the part of
Adrienne Lecouvreur for the first time—this was in May 1880—in London,
her triumph among the critical was complete. I have an article by Sarcey,
dated 31st May 1880, in which he raves about the performance he had come
to London to see, and in which he says, had the performance taken place
in Paris, the enthusiasm of the audience would have been boundless. The
most serious break in the appreciation of her art came about after she
had been to America, toured round Europe many times, with a repertory
of stock plays and an indifferent company, and acted in such complete
rubbish as _Léna_, the adaptation of _As in a Looking-Glass_, of which
I have already given a schoolboy’s impressions. People then began to
say they were tired of her. It is true she woke up the public once more
with her performance of _La Tosca_ in 1889, but in July 1889 Mr. Walkley
voiced a general feeling when he said: “I suspect she herself understands
the risks of ‘abounding in her own sense’ quite as well as any of us
could tell her. She knows her talent needs refreshing, revitalising,
rejuvenating.” He speaks of “her consciousness of a need for a larger,
saner, more varied repertory. But,” he adds, “she will never get that
repertory so long as she goes wandering from pole to pole, with a new
piece, specially constructed for her by M. Sardou, in her pocket.”

Fortunately this consciousness of a need for a newer, saner repertory
took effect in fact, after Sarah Bernhardt came back from a prolonged
tour in South America. In the ’nineties she took the Renaissance Theatre
in Paris, and she opened her season with a delicate and serious drama
called _Les Rois_, by Jules Lemaître.

I am not sure of the date of this performance, but she played _Phèdre_
at the Renaissance in 1893, and Lemaître said that “Jamais, Madame Sarah
Bernhardt, ne fut plus parfaite, ni plus puissante, ni plus adorable.”
She produced Sudermann’s _Magda_ in 1896, and Musset’s _Lorenzaccio_ in
December 1896, and then she discovered Rostand, whose first play, _Les
Romanesques_, had been done at the Français, and turned him into the
channel of serious poetical drama.

She then built a theatre for herself, and gave us Rostand’s
_Samaritaine_, _Hamlet_, _L’Aiglon_, and a series of Classical matinées;
and from that time onward she never ceased to produce at least one
interesting play a year. That was a fine average, a high achievement,
and a real service to art. People seldom reflect that it is necessary
for managers and actors to fill their theatre, and they cannot always
be producing interesting experiments that do not pay. Small blame,
therefore, to Sarah Bernhardt, if she sometimes fell back on Sardou, and
all praise and gratitude is due to her for the daring experiments she
risked.

Among these experiments one of the most remarkable of all was that of
Jeanne d’Arc in _Le Procès de Jeanne d’Arc_; another was as Lucrezia
Borgia in Victor Hugo’s play; and a third the hero of the charming
poetical play _Les Bouffons_. She found a saner, larger repertory, and
crowned her career by triumphing in _Athalie_ in 1920.

Some French critics think her _Lorenzaccio_ was the finest of her parts.
Lemaître said about it: “Elle n’a pas seulement joué, comme elle sait
jouer, son rôle: elle l’a composé. Car il ne s’agissait plus ici de ces
dames aux camélias, et de ces princesses lointaines, fort simples dans
leur fond, et qu’elle a su nous rendre émouvantes et belles, presque
sans réflexion et rien qu’en écoutant son sublime instinct. A ce génie
naturel de la diction et du geste expressifs, elle a su joindre cette
fois, comme lorsqu’elle joue Phèdre (mais que Lorenzaccio était plus
difficile à pénétrer!) la plus rare et la plus subtile intelligence.”

This is what M. J. de Tillet wrote about the performance in the _Revue
Bleue_ of December 1896:

“Cette fois ç’a été le vrai triomphe, sans restrictions et sans réserves.
Je vous ai dit la semaine dernière qu’elle avait atteint, et presque
dépassé le sommet de l’art. Je viens de relire Lorenzaccio, et ç’a
été une joie nouvelle, plus rassise et plus convaincue, de retrouver
et d’évoquer ses intonations et ses gestes. Elle a donné la vie à ce
personnage de Lorenzo, que personne n’avait osé aborder avant elle;
elle a maintenu, a travers toute la pièce, ce caractère complexe et
hésitant; elle en a rendu toutes les nuances avec une vérité et une
profondeur singulières. Admirable d’un bout à l’autre, sans procédés et
sans ‘déblayage,’ sans excès et sans cris, elle nous a émus jusqu’au
fond de l’âme, par la simplicité et la justesse de sa diction, par l’art
souverain des attitudes et des gestes. Et, j’insiste sur ce point, elle a
donné au rôle tout entier, sans faiblesse et sans arrêt, une inoubliable
physionomie. Qu’elle parle ou quelle se taise, elle est Lorenzaccio
des pieds à la tête, corps et âme; elle ‘vit’ son personnage, et elle
le fait vivre pour nous. Le talent de Mme Sarah Bernhardt m’a parfois
plus inquiété que charmé. C’est une raison de plus pour que je répète
aujourd’hui qu’elle a atteint le sublime. Jamais, je n’ai rien vu, au
théâtre, qui égalât ce qu’elle a donné dans Lorenzaccio.”

In Mr. Bernard Shaw’s collected dramatic criticism, _Dramatic Opinions
and Essays_, there is an interesting chapter comparing the two artists in
the part of Magda, in which he says that Duse’s performance annihilated
that of Sarah Bernhardt for him. Let us assume, for the sake of argument,
that it did the same for everyone. I saw Sarah Bernhardt play the part
superbly in Paris, and I saw Duse play the part superbly in London,
and I should have said that Duse lent the character a nobility and a
dignity that are not to be found in the text of the play, and that Sarah
Bernhardt made of Magda what the author wanted her to be: a rather
noisy, exuberant, vulgar, successful _prima donna_, a _cabotine_, not
without genius, and with moments, when her human feelings were touched,
of greatness; that she portrayed the ostentation of the actress, and
the sudden intoxication of success and celebrity, with their attendant
disillusions, on a talented middle-class German girl; and, when the
note called for it, the majesty of motherhood, to perfection; but let
us assume that Duse in this part gave something more memorable, and
the part certainly suited her temperament, her irony, her dignity,
perhaps better than any other, and gave her a unique opportunity for
self-expression, even at the cost of reality, and of the play. Let us
go further, and say that in Dumas’ _La Femme de Claude_ Duse played the
part of Césarine, a Sarah Bernhardt part if ever there was one, the part
of a wicked, seductive woman; and made of her creation in that part a
trembling, quivering, living, vibrating thing; an unforgettable study
of vice and charm and deadly wickedness and lure, which Sarah Bernhardt
never excelled. Even if we admit all this, the fact still remains that
Sarah Bernhardt could play a poetic tragedy in a fashion beyond Duse’s
reach; that she could play Phèdre and Cleopatra and Doña Sol; and that
Duse, in the rôle of Cleopatra, dwindled and was overwhelmed by it. The
critics forgot, when they compared the two artists, the glory of Sarah
Bernhardt’s past, the extent of range of her present, the possibilities
of her future; her interpretations of Racine, of Victor Hugo; her
understanding of poetry and verse; they did not compare the whole art
of Duse with the whole art of Sarah Bernhardt, and had they done so
they would have at once realised the absurdity of doing such a thing—an
absurdity as great as to compare Keats’ poetry with Tolstoy’s novels, or
Burne-Jones with George Sand.

The French critics were more discriminating, and anyone who has the
curiosity to turn up what Lemaître says of Duse in _La Dame aux Camélias_
will find a subtle and discriminating contrast between the art of these
two great actresses. Personally I am thankful to have seen them both, and
to have thought each unapproachable in her own way.

From 1893 to 1903 Sarah Bernhardt’s career broadened and shone in an
Indian summer of maturity and glory, and it was during this period that
she produced the most interesting plays of her repertory, and it was
certainly during this period that she received from French criticism the
highest meed of serious praise. But her career was by no means over in
1903. In 1920 all the theatres in Paris closed one day, so that all the
actors of Paris might see her play in _Athalie_; and as I write she is
still producing new plays.

In what did the magic, the secret of Sarah Bernhardt consist? The
mainsprings of her life and her career were indomitable determination,
blent with a fine indifference to the opinion of the crowd, and a saving
sense of proportion enabling her to keep a cool head and a just estimate
of worldly fame amidst a tornado of praise, and sometimes in face of
volleys of abuse. But as to the secret of her art, when one has said
that Sarah Bernhardt worked like a slave until she attained a perfect
mastery over the means at her disposal; that her attitudes and gestures
were a poem in themselves; that if she played Phèdre in dumb-show it
would have been worth while going to see; and that if she played Doña Sol
in the dark it would have been worth a pilgrimage to hear—when one has
said this, one has said nearly all that can be put into words, and one
has said nothing; one has left out the most important part, and in fact
everything that matters, because one has omitted her personality, a blend
of gestures, look, voice, movement, intonation combined, and something
else, the charm, the witchery, the spell which defy analysis.

When as Cleopatra she approached Antony, saying: “Je suis la reine
d’Egypte,” the fate of empires, the dominion of the world, the lordship
of Rome, could have no chance in the balance against five silver words
and a smile, and we thought that the world would be well lost; and we
envied Antony his ruin and his doom.

But this magic, this undefinable charm, is a thing which it is useless to
write about. One must state its existence, and with a thought of pity for
those who have not had the opportunity of feeling it, and still more for
those who are unable to feel it, pass on. There is no more to be said. It
is impossible, too, to define the peculiar thrill that has convulsed an
audience when Sarah rose to an inspired height of passion. When the spark
fell in these Heaven-sent moments, she seemed to be carried away, and to
carry us with her in a whirlwind from a crumbling world. It is fruitless
to dwell at length on this theme, but I will recall some minor occasions
on which the genius of Sarah Bernhardt worked miracles.

I remember one such occasion in the autumn of 1899. The South African War
had been declared, and a concert was being held at the Ritz Hotel in aid
of the British wounded. It was a raw and dark November afternoon. In the
drawing-room of the Ritz Hotel there was gathered together a well-dressed
and singularly uninspiring crowd, depressed by the gloomy news from the
front, and suffering from anticipated boredom at the thoughts of an
entertainment in the afternoon. Sarah Bernhardt walked on to the platform
dressed in furs, and prepared to recite “La Chanson d’Eviradnus,” by
Victor Hugo, and an accompanist sat down before the piano to accompany
the recitation with music. I remember my heart sinking. I felt that a
recitation to music of a love-song in that Ritz drawing-room on that dark
afternoon, before a decorous, dispirited crowd, mostly stolid Britishers,
was inappropriate; I wished the whole entertainment would vanish; I felt
uncomfortable and I pitied Sarah from the bottom of my heart. Then Sarah
opened her lips and began to speak the wonderful lyric (I quote for the
pleasure of writing the words):

    “Si tu veux faisons un rêve,
    Montons sur deux palefrois;
    Tu m’emmènes, je t’enlève,
    L’oiseau chante dans les bois.

    Je suis ton maître et ta proie;
    Partons, c’est la fin du jour;
    Mon cheval sera la joie;
    Ton cheval sera l’amour.”

Ritz and the well-dressed crowd, and the raw November air, and the gloom
of the war, the depression and the discomfort all disappeared.

    “Nous ferons toucher leurs têtes;
    Les voyages sont aisés;
    Nous donnerons à ces bêtes
    Une avoine de baisers.

    Viens! nos doux chevaux mensonges
    Frappent du pied tous les deux,
    Le mien au fond des songes
    Et le tien au fond des cieux.

    Un bagage est nécessaire;
    Nous emporterons nos vœux,
    Nos bonheurs, notre misère,
    Et la fleur de tes cheveux.”

We heard the champing of the steeds in an enchanted forest, the song of
the calling bird, and the laughter of adventurous lovers.

    “Viens, le soir brunit les chênes,
    Le moineau rit; ce moqueur
    Entend le doux bruit des chaînes
    Que tu m’as mises au cœur.

    Ce ne sera point ma faute
    Si les forêts et les monts,
    En nous voyons côte à côte,
    Ne murmurent pas: Aimons!

    Viens, sois tendre, je suis ivre.
    O les verts taillis mouillés!
    Ton soufle te fera suivre
    Des papillons réveillés.”

In the second line of the last stanza quoted:

    “O les verts taillis mouillés!”

her voice suddenly changed its key and passed, as it were, from a minor
of tenderness to an abrupt major of childlike wonder or delighted awe; it
half broke into something between a sob of joy and a tearful smile; we
saw the dew-drenched grasses and the gleaming thickets, and then as she
said the two next lines the surprise died away in mystery and an infinite
homage:

                     “Was it love or praise?
    Speech half asleep or song half awake?”

And when further on in the poem she said:

    “Allons nous en par l’Autriche!
    Nous aurons l’aube à nos fronts;
    Je serai grand, et toi riche,
    Puisque nous nous aimerons,”

we heard the call of youth, the soaring of first love, the spirit of
adventure, of romance, and of spring. When she came to the last stanza of
all:

    “Tu sera dame, et moi comte;
    Viens, mon cœur s’épanouit,
    Viens, nous conterons ce conte
    Aux étoiles de la nuit,”

she opened wide her raised arms, and one could have sworn a girl of
eighteen, “April’s lady,” was calling to her “lord in May.”

When she had done, a great many people in the audience were crying; the
applause was deafening, and she had to say the whole poem over a second
time, which she did, with the same effect on the audience.

Another occasion which I shall never forget was the first night that she
played _Hamlet_ in Paris. The audience was brilliant and hypercritical,
and the play was received coldly until the first scene between Polonius
and Hamlet. When Hamlet answers Polonius’s question: “What do you read,
my Lord?” with his “Words, words, words,” Sarah Bernhardt played it like
this. (She was dressed and got up like the pictures of young Raphael,
with a fair wig; she was the soul of courtesy in the part, a gentle
Prince.) Hamlet was lying on a chair reading a book. The first “_des
mots_” he said with an absent-minded indifference, just as anyone speaks
when interrupted by a bore; in the second “_des mots_” his answer seemed
to catch his own attention, and the third “_des mots_” was accompanied by
a look, and charged with an intense but fugitive intention: something

    “between a smile and a smothered sigh,”

with a break in the intonation, that clearly said: “Yes, it is words,
words, words, and all books and everything else in life and in the
whole world is only words, words, words.” This delicate shadow, this
adumbration of a hint was instantly seized by the audience from the
gallery to the stalls; and the whole house cried: “Bravo! bravo!” It
was a fine example of the receptivity, the flair, and the corporate
intelligence of a good French audience.

Personally I think her Hamlet was one of the four greatest achievements
of her career. I will come to the others later. Excepting Sir Johnston
Forbes Robertson’s Hamlet, it was the only intelligible Hamlet of our
time. One great point of difference between this Hamlet and that of any
other actors I have seen is, whereas most Hamlets seem isolated from
the rest of the players, as if they were reciting something apart from
the play and speaking to the audience, this Hamlet spoke to the other
persons of the play, shared their life, their external life, however
wide the spiritual gulf might be between them and Hamlet. This Hamlet
was in Denmark; not in splendid isolation, on the boards, in order to
show how well he could spout Shakespeare’s monologues, or that he was an
interesting fellow.

Another point: her Hamlet is the only one I have seen in which there was
real continuity, in which one scene seemed to have any connection with
the preceding scenes.

She had already shown what she could do in the progression of a single
scene by crescendo, diminuendo transition, and modulation, in the
dialogue with Ophelia—“Get thee to a nunnery.” The transition between
the tenderness of “Nymph, in thy orisons be all my sins remembered,”
and the brutality of “I have heard of your paintings too, well enough,”
was made plausible by Hamlet catching sight of the King and Polonius in
the arras—a piece of business recommended, I think, by Coleridge; but
the naturalness and the progression of this scene were a marvel; the
profound gravity and bitterness with which she spoke the words: “I am
myself indifferent honest: but I could accuse me of such things, that
it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful,
ambitious.” One seemed to be overhearing Shakespeare himself in a
confessional when she said that speech, and the cynicism of the final
words of the scene were whispered and hissed with a withering, blighting
bitterness, her voice sinking to a swift whisper, as though all the
utterance of the body has been exhausted, and these words were the cry of
a broken heart. But an example of what I mean by the continuity of the
interpretation is when the play within the play is finished, when Hamlet
breaks up the whole entertainment by his startling behaviour. In that
scene Sarah Bernhardt was like a tiger; her glance transfixed and pierced
through the King, and towards the end of the play within the play she
crept across the stage and climbed up on to the high, raised, balconied
dais on the right of the stage, from which he was looking on, and stared
straight into his face with the accusing, questioning challenge of an
avenging angel. But the point I want to make is this: when that scene is
over, most players take the interview with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern,
which follows immediately after it, as though nothing had happened. Not
so Sarah Bernhardt; during the whole of this interview she played in a
manner which let you see that Hamlet was still trembling with excitement
from what had happened immediately before; and this not only brought
out the irony and the point of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern’s flat
conventionality, but gave the audience the sharp sensation that they
were face to face with life itself. So was it throughout her Hamlet;
each scene depended on all the others; and the various moods of the Dane
succeeded one another, like clouds that chased one another but belonged
to one sky, and not like separate slides of a magic lantern.

The fight with Laertes was terribly natural; the business of the exchange
of swords, and the expression in Hamlet’s eyes when he realised, and
showed that he had realised, that one of the swords was poisoned and
now in his hands, which, in the hands of mediocre players, becomes so
preposterously extravagant, was tremendous.

The whole performance was natural, easy, life-like, and princely, and
perhaps the most poignant scene of all, and what is the most poignant
scene in the play, if it is well played, was the conversation with
Horatio, just before the final duel when Hamlet says: “If it be not to
come, it will be now.” Sarah charged these words with a sense of doom,
with the set courage that faces doom and with the underlying certainty
of doom in spite of the courage that is there to meet it. It made one’s
blood run cold.

Another occasion when Sarah Bernhardt’s acting seemed to me tremendous,
was a performance of _La Dame aux Camélias_ not long before the war. I
had seen her play the part dozens of times, and during a space of twenty
years both in Paris and in London. She was not well; she was suffering
from rheumatism; the stage had to be marked out in chalk for her, showing
where she could stand up. She was too unwell to stand up for more than
certain given moments. I went to see her with a Russian actress who had
seen her play in St. Petersburg or Moscow, and not been able to endure
her acting; she had seen her walk through a part before an indifferent
audience that wondered what her great reputation was founded on. We
arrived late after the second act, and I went behind the scenes and
talked to Sarah, and told her of this Russian actress. She played the
last three acts in so moving and simple a manner, and the last act with
such agonising poignancy and reserve that not only was my Russian friend
in tears, but the actors on the stage cried so much that their tears
discoloured their faces and made runnels in their grease paint.

As we went away my Russian friend said to me that was the finest bit of
acting she had ever seen or hoped to see again.

Another time, I think it was 1896, I was present at a performance of
_Magda_ in Paris at the Renaissance Theatre by Sarah; in her own phrase,
_le Dieu était là_, and I shall never forget the thrill that passed
through the audience when Magda, at the thought of being separated from
her child, let loose her passion, and spoke the elemental love of a
mother defending her child. Here the _advocatus Diaboli_ will chuckle and
say something about “tearing a passion to pieces.” This was just what it
was not. The tirade was concentrated and subdued, and it culminated in a
whisper which had the vehemence of a whirlwind. The scene was interrupted
by a spontaneous cry of applause. I have sometimes heard applause like
this before and since, when Sarah Bernhardt has been acting, but I have
never seen the art of any other actor or actress provoke so great and so
loud a cry.

I said Sarah Bernhardt’s Hamlet was one of the four great achievements of
her career. These are what I think were the others:

The greatest thing an actor or an actress can do is to create a poet.
It used at one time to be said that Sarah Bernhardt had failed to do
this. Yet the only really remarkable French dramatic poet of modern
times, whose plays really moved and held the public, Edmond Rostand,
was a creation of Sarah Bernhardt. The younger generation of his time,
and some men of letters in France, but not all (Émile Faguet was a
notable exception, and Jules Lemaître writes of his art with great
discrimination), used to despise the verse of Edmond Rostand. But
whatever anyone can say about the literary value of his work, there is no
doubt about its dramatic value. Rostand may or may not have been a great
poet or even a great artist in verse, but that he was a great poetical
dramatist was proved by the only possible test—that of the rapturous
enthusiasm of his audience, wherever and in whatever language his plays
are performed. Since Victor Hugo, he is the one writer of our time, and
the only writer in this century in the whole of Europe, who made a direct
and successful appeal to the public, to the public in all countries where
his plays were performed, and stirred and delighted them to the depths of
their being through the medium of dramatic poetry. Surely this is no mean
achievement; besides this, even among French critics, there are many who
maintain that he is a genuine poet. Well, Sarah Bernhardt is in the main
responsible for Rostand, for had there been no Sarah there would have
been no _Princesse Lointaine_, and no _Cyrano_ (for it was Coquelin’s
delight in _La Princesse Lointaine_ which made him ask Rostand for a
play), no _Samaritaine_, and no _L’Aiglon_.

This is one of the achievements of Sarah Bernhardt. Another and
perhaps a more important achievement was accomplished before this—her
resuscitation of Racine. Let everyone interested in this question get M.
Émile Faguet’s _Propos de Théâtre_. M. Faguet shows with great wealth of
detail and abundance of contemporary evidence that in the ’seventies,
until Sarah Bernhardt played in _Andromaque_ and _Phèdre_, Racine’s plays
were thought unsuited for dramatic representation. Even Sarcey used
to say in those days that Racine was not _un homme de théâtre_. Sarah
Bernhardt changed all this. She revealed the beauties of Racine to her
contemporaries. She put new life into his plays, and by her incomparable
delivery she showed off, as no one else can hope to do, the various and
subtle secrets of Racine’s verse.

She did the same for Victor Hugo when she played Doña Sol and the Queen
in _Ruy Bias_. Théodore de Banville, in his _Camées Parisiens_, says
there could never be another Queen in _Ruy Bias_ like Sarah, and that,
whenever the words:

    “Elle avait un petit diadème en dentelle d’argent”

are spoken, the vision of Sarah Bernhardt will rise, as though it were
that of a real person, frail, slender, with a small crown set in her
wonderful hair.

Yet, when all is said and done, Sarah Bernhardt’s supreme achievement
is another and a fourth: her Phèdre. I do not think that anyone will
disagree with this. It was in _Phèdre_ that she gave the maximum of
beauty, and exhibited the whole range of her highest artistic qualities.
In _Phèdre_ her movements and her gestures, her explosions of fury and
her outbursts of passion, were subservient to a commanding rhythm;
from the moment Phèdre walked on to the stage trembling under the load
of her unconfessed passion until the moment she descended into Hades,
_par un chemin plus lent_, the spectator witnessed the building up
of a miraculous piece of architecture, in time and not in space; and
followed the progressions, the rise, the crisis, and the tranquil close
of a mysterious symphony. Moreover, a window was opened for him wide
on to the enchanted land: the realm of beauty in which there are no
conflicts of times and fashions, but in which all who bear the torch
have an equal inheritance. He saw a woman speaking the precise, stately,
and musical language of the court of Louis XIV., who, by her utterance,
the plastic beauty of her attitudes, and the rhythm of her movements,
opened the gates of time, and beyond the veil of the seventeenth century
evoked the vision of ancient Greece. Or, rather, time was annihilated,
seventeenth-century France and ancient Greece, Versailles and Trézène,
were merged into one; he was face to face with involuntary passion and
the unequal struggle between it and reluctant conscience.

There was the unwilling prey of the goddess, “a lily on her brow with
anguish moist and fever dew”; but at the sound of her voice and the music
of her grief, perhaps we forgot all this, perhaps we forgot the ancient
tales of Greece, and Crete, we forgot Racine and Versailles; perhaps
we thought only of the woman that was there before us, who surely was
something more than human: was it she who plied the golden loom in the
island of Ææa and made Ulysses swerve in mid-ocean from his goal? Or she
who sailed down the Cydnus and revelled with Mark Antony? Or she for
whom Geoffroy Rudel sailed to Tripoli, and sang and died? Or she who
haunted the vision but baffled the pencil of Leonardo da Vinci? Or she
who excelled “all women in the magic of her locks,” and beckoned to Faust
on the Brocken? She was something of all these things, an incarnation of
the spirit that, in all times and in all countries, whether she be called
Lilith or Lamia or La Gioconda, in the semblance of a “Belle Dame sans
Merci,” bewitches the heart and binds the brain of man with a spell, and
makes the world seem a dark and empty place without her, and Death for
her sake and in her sight a joyous thing.

So used we to dream when we saw those harmonious gestures and heard
that matchless utterance. Then the curtain fell, and we remembered that
it was only a play, and that even Sarah Bernhardt must “fare as other
Empresses,” and “wane with enforc’d and necessary change.”

Nevertheless, we give thanks—we that have lived in her day; for, whatever
the future may bring, there will never be another Sarah Bernhardt:

    “Yea, they shall say, earth’s womb has borne in vain
    New things, and never this best thing again.”




CHAPTER XIII

ROME


I arrived in Rome, after staying a few days on the way in London and in
Florence. In the Drury Lane Pantomime that year, I think it was _Mother
Goose_, Dan Leno played a harp solo, which I think is the funniest thing
I ever saw on the stage. He had a subtle, early Victorian, Byronic way
of playing, refined and panic-stricken, and he played with a keepsake
expression, and with sensibility, as though he might suddenly have the
vapours; he became confused and entangled with the pedals, and at one
moment the harp—and it was a gigantic harp—fell right on to him.

Rome in January was warm; one seldom needed more than a small wood fire.
I had rooms at the Embassy at the Porta Pia. The Embassy garden is just
within the old walls and is a trap of sun and beauty. The Ambassador was
Lord Currie. Lady Currie, his wife, was Violet Fane, the authoress of
_Edwin and Angelina_, and of a most amusing novel called _Sophy, or the
Adventures of a Savage_, as well as of many books of poems.

The First Secretary was Rennell Rodd. Lord Currie was not well, but he
entertained a great deal.

Shortly after I arrived, Madame Ristori celebrated her eightieth or
her eighty-fifth birthday, and the Ambassador asked me to write her a
letter of congratulation in French. I did it, and at the end I said that
Lord Currie hoped to be able to send her birthday greetings for many
more years to come. I forget the exact phrase, but I know the words _de
longues années_ occurred, and Lord Currie said to me: “Don’t you think it
is perhaps a little excessive to talk of _de longues années_ to a lady of
eighty?” The expression was slightly toned down.

A few days later Mrs. Crawshay took me to see Madame Ristori. She was
a stately old lady with white hair and a beautiful voice, and I imagine
Mrs. Siddons must have been rather the same kind of person. She talked of
D’Annunzio making a dramatic version of _Paolo and Francesca_; whether he
had done so then or not, or whether he had only announced his intention
of doing so, I forget. In any case Madame Ristori disapproved of the
idea. She said Dante had said all there was to say, and then she repeated
the six crucial lines from the _Inferno_ about the _disiato riso_, and I
never heard a more melodious human utterance.

Talking of some other poetical play, she asked whether it was a tragedy
or not. As we seemed to hesitate, she said: “If it’s in five acts, it’s a
tragedy; if it’s in four acts, it’s a drama.”

The beauty of Rome pierced me like an arrow the first day I spent there.
On my first afternoon I drove to St. Peter’s, the Coliseum, the Pincio,
and the Protestant cemetery, where Shelley and Keats are buried. I was
not disappointed. A few days later I drove along the Appian Way into the
Campagna. It was a grey day, with a slight silver fringe on the blue
hills, and alone in the desolate majesty of the plain, a shepherd tootled
a melancholy tune on the flute, as sad as the shepherd’s tune in the
third act of _Tristan und Isolda_. As we drove back, St. Peter’s shone in
a gleam of watery light, and I felt that I had now seen Rome.

It was a pleasant Embassy to serve at. Diplomatic life was different at
Rome either from life in Paris or Copenhagen. Society consisted of a
number of small and separate circles that revolved independently of each
other, but in which the members of one circle knew what the members of
all the other circles were doing. The diplomats, and there were a great
number of them, were most of them an integral part of Roman society, and
there were also many literary and artistic people whose circles formed
part of the same system as that of the Romans and of the diplomatic world.

Lady Currie lived in a world of her own. She seemed to look on at the
rest of the world from a detached and separate observation post, from
which she quietly noted and enjoyed the doings of others with infinite
humour and serious eyes.

She had a quiet, plaintive, half-deprecating way of saying the slyest and
sometimes the most enormous things. She left it to you to take them or
leave them as you chose. One day in the Embassy garden the servants had
surrounded a scorpion with a ring of fire to see whether, as the legend
says, it would stab itself to death. “Leave the poor salamander alone,”
said Lady Currie; “it’s not its fault that it is a salamander. If it had
its way it might have been an … ambassador.”

To have luncheon or dinner alone with her and Lord Currie was one of the
most enjoyable entertainments in the world, when she would talk in the
most unrestrained manner, and with gentle flashes of the slyest, the most
cunning wit, and a deliciously funny seemingly careless but carefully
chosen felicity of phrase.

She used to describe her extraordinary childhood and upbringing, which
is depicted in _The Adventures of Sophy_, and her early adventures
in London; and when she said anything particularly funny, she looked
as if she was quite unconscious of the meaning of what she had said,
as if it had been an accident. She was fond of poetry and used to
read it aloud beautifully. She was equally fond of her dogs, and she
made splendid use of them as a weapon against bores; by bringing them
into the conversation, making them the subject of mock-serious and
sentimental rhapsodies, dialogues, monologues, and dramas, and just when
the stranger would be thinking, “What a silly woman this is,” there
would be a harmless phrase, perhaps only one innocent word, which just
gave that person a tiny qualm of doubt as to whether perhaps she was
so silly after all. Once when she was travelling to London at the time
the restrictions against bringing dogs into England were first applied,
she tried to smuggle her dog away without declaring its presence. The
dog was detected, and there was some official who played a part in this
story and in taking away her dog, whom Lady Currie said she would never
forget. Lady Currie had a Turkish maid who had told her of a Turkish
curse which, if spoken at an open window, had an unpleasant effect on the
person against whom you directed it. She directed the curse against the
man whom she considered to be responsible for depriving her of the dog.
The next morning she was surprised and not a little startled to read in
the _Times_ the death of this public official. She told me this story in
London in 1904.

I went on with my Russian lessons in Rome, and I got to know a good many
Russians, among others M. and Mme Sazonoff, Princess Bariatinsky, and her
two daughters, and a brilliant old lady called Princess Ourousoff, who
lived in a little flat and received almost every evening.

Princess Ourousoff had known Tolstoy and been an intimate friend of
Tourgenev. She was immensely kind to me and contributed greatly to
my education in Russian literature. She read me poems by Pushkin and
introduced me to the prose and verse of many other Russian authors. Herr
Jagow was at the German Embassy at this time, and he, too, was a friend
of Princess Ourousoff’s. So there were at Rome at this time two future
Ministers of Foreign Affairs, both of whom were destined to play a part
in the war: Herr Jagow and M. Sazonoff.

Among the Italians, my greatest friends were Count and Countess Pasolini,
who had charming rooms in the Palazzo Sciarra. Count Pasolini was an
historian and the author of a large, serious, and valuable work on
Catherina Sforza. His ways and his conversation reminded me of Hamlet.
His dignity and his high courtesy were mixed with the most impish
humour, and sometimes he would glide from the room like a ghost, or
suddenly expose some curious train of thought quite unconnected with
the conversation that was going on round him. Sometimes he would be
unconscious of the numerous guests in the room, which was nearly always
full of visitors from every part of Europe; or he would startle a
stranger by asking him what he thought of Countess Pasolini, or, if the
conversation bored him, hum to himself a snatch of Dante. Sometimes he
would be as naughty as a child, especially if he knew he was expected to
be especially good, or he would say a bitingly ironical thing masked with
deference.

One day an Austrian lady came to luncheon who had rather a strange
appearance and still stranger clothes. Her hair was remarkable for
its high lights, her cheeks and eyebrows for their frank, undisguised
artificiality. When the lift porter saw her he was puzzled. Her costume
enhanced the singularity of her appearance, as she was dressed in pale
green, with mermaid-like effects, and details of shells and seaweed.
When she was ushered into the drawing-room, Pasolini gazed at her
with delighted wonder, concealing his amazement with a veil of mock
admiration, quite sufficiently to hide it from her, but not well enough
to conceal it from those who knew him intimately. She sat next to him
at luncheon, and he was as charming and deferential as it was possible
to be; but those who knew him well saw that he was taking a cynical
enjoyment in every moment of the conversation. When she went away he
bowed low, kissed her hand, and said: “Madame, je tâcherai de vous
oublier.”

Count Pasolini sometimes used to remind me of the fantastic, charming,
cultivated, slightly eccentric people that Anatole France sometimes
allows to wander and discourse through his stories, especially in his
early books. Those who knew him used often to say if only he could
meet Anatole France, and if only Anatole France could meet him. When
the meeting did come off, at a dinner-party, the result was not quite
successful. Count Pasolini knew what was expected of him, and looking
at Anatole France, who was sitting on the other side of the table, he
said to his neighbour in an audible whisper: “Qui est ce Monsieur un peu
chauve?”

One day I took an English lady to tea with him, and he was so enchanted
with her beauty and wit that he said he must have a souvenir of her, and
quite suddenly he cut off a lock of her hair with a pair of scissors; and
this lock he kept in his museum, and he showed it to me years afterwards.
His eyes were remarkable, they were so thoughtful, so wistful, so deep,
so piercing, and so melancholy; and sometimes you felt he was not there
at all, but on some other plane, pursuing a fantasy, or chasing a dream
or a thought, and all at once he would gently let you into the secret of
his day-dream by a sudden question or an unexpected quotation. At other
times he would join hotly in the fray of conversation; dispute, argue,
pour out fantastic monologues, and embroider absurd themes.

But whatever he said or did, in whatever mood he was, whether wistful,
combative, naughty, perverse, lyrical, or fantastic, he never lost his
silvery courtesy, his melancholy dignity. When I said he was like Hamlet,
I can imagine him so well looking at a skull and saying: “Prithee,
Horatio, tell me one thing. Dost think Alexander looked o’ this fashion
i’ the earth?” That is just the kind of remark he would suddenly make in
the middle of a dinner-party. His thoughts and his dreams flitted about
him like dragon-flies, and he sometimes caught them for you and let you
have a fugitive glimpse of their shining wings.

At Rome I got to know Brewster very well. He lived in the Palazzo Antici
Mattei, and he often gave luncheon and dinner-parties. I often dined
with him when he was alone. His external attitude was one of unruffled
serenity and Olympian impartiality, but I often used to tell him that
this mask of suavity concealed opinions and prejudices as absolute as
those of Dr. Johnson. His opinions and tastes were his own, and his
appreciations were as sensitive as his expression of them was original.
He had the serene, rarefied, smiling melancholy of great wisdom, without
a trace of bitterness. He took people as they were, and had no wish to
change or reform them. He was catholic in his taste for people, and liked
those with whom he could be comfortable. He was appreciative of the work
of others when he liked it, a discriminating and inspiriting critic.
While I was in Rome, he published his French book, _L’Âme païenne_; but
his most characteristic book is probably _The Prison_. Some day I feel
sure that book will be republished, and perhaps find many readers; it is
like a quiet tower hidden in the side street of a loud city, that few
people hear of, and many pass by without noticing, but which those who
visit find to be a place of peace, haunted by echoes, and looking out
on sights that have a quality and price above and beyond those of the
market-place.

Besides _The Prison_, Brewster wrote two other books in English, and a
play in French verse, which he had not finished correcting when he died.

Few people had heard of his books. He used never to complain of this.
He once told me that his work lay in a narrow and arid groove, that
of metaphysical speculation, in which necessarily but few people were
interested. He talked of it as a narrow strip of stiff ploughland on
which just a few people laboured. He said he would have far preferred a
different soil, and a more fruitful form of labour, but that happened
to be the only work he could do, the soil which had been allotted him.
He was Latin by taste, tradition, and education; a lover of Rabelais,
Montaigne, Ronsard, and Villon, but seventeenth century French classics
bored him. He disputed the idea that French was necessarily a language
which necessitated perspicuity of expression and clearness of thought.
He thought that in the hands of a poet like Verlaine the French language
could achieve all possible effects of vagueness, of shades of feeling, of
overtones in ideas and in expression. He admired Dante, Goethe, Byron,
and Keats, but not Milton, Wordsworth, or Shelley. He disliked Wagner’s
music intensely. It had, he said, the same effect on him as the noise of
a finger rubbed round the edge of a piece of glass, and he said that he
could gauge from the intensity of his dislike how keen the enjoyment of
those who did enjoy it must be.

In 1906, discussing the revolutionary troubles of Russia, he said to me:
“All Europe seems bent on proving that Liberty is the tyranny of the
rabble. The equation may work itself out more or less quickly, but it is
bound to triumph.” And again: “As the intelligent are liberals, I am on
the side of the idiots.” And in Rome he often used to say to me that the
fanaticism of free-thinkers and the intolerance of anti-clericals was to
him not only more distasteful than the dogmatism of the orthodox, but
appeared to him to be a more violent and a more tyrannous thing.

This description (in a letter written in 1903) of how he discovered
Verlaine’s poetry is extremely characteristic:

    “In 1870 or ’71 I found in the _galeries_ of the Odéon a little
    _plaquette_—a few rough pages of verse. Nobody that knew had
    ever heard of the author, and it was years before I saw his
    name mentioned in the Press, or heard him talked of. But I had
    stored the name in my memory as that of a great poet. It was
    Verlaine… Perhaps Verlaine’s friends told him that his verse
    was doubtless pretty, but that he had better write plays for
    the _Gymnase_. Certainly they never made him rich, and it is a
    chance, a mere chance, that he did not die unknown. If he had,
    it wouldn’t have harmed him. He had touched his full salary
    the moment he wrote them. I don’t believe garlands ever fall
    on the poet’s head. They collect round the neck of his ghost
    which stands in front of him, or behind. And the ghost bows and
    smiles or struts, and it is all so indifferent and so far-off
    to the other fellow, who sits, like Verlaine, strumming rhythms
    on the table of a dirty little café.”

He believed in treating Shakespeare’s plays like opera, and paying the
greatest importance to the _bravura_ passages. He deplored Shakespeare
being the victim of pedants and a national institution. He saw in
Shakespeare the Renaissance poet and nothing else. He thought that any
kind of realism was as out of place in Shakespeare as in the libretto of
an opera; that dramatic poems were not plausible things, nor exhibitions
of real people, and that _bravura_ passages, however absurd their
occurrence in a particular context, looked at from the point of view
of reality, were not only legitimate, but came with _authority_ if
considered as lovely arias, duets, or concerted pieces.

This view of the production of Shakespeare is now widely held, though
unfortunately it is seldom practised; managers and players still try to
make Shakespeare realistic, and too often succeed in smothering his plays
with scenery, business, and acting.

The most refreshing thing about Brewster was that he was altogether
without that exaggerated reverence for culture in general and books in
particular that sometimes hampers his countrymen (he was an American)
when they have been transplanted early into Europe and brought up in
France, Italy, or England, and saturated with art and literature. He
liked books; he enjoyed plays, poetry, and certain kinds of music; but
he didn’t think these things were a matter of life and death. He enjoyed
them as factors in life, an adjunct, an accompaniment, an interlude, just
as he enjoyed a fine day; but he was never solemn and never pompous, and
he knew how much and how little things mattered. He liked people for what
they were, and not for what they did, or for what they achieved. The
important thing in his eyes was not the quantity of achievement, or the
amount of effort, but the quality of the life lived. With such ideas he
was as detached from the modern world as a Chinese poet or sage, not from
the modern world, but rather from the world, for to the human beings who
lived in it there never can have been a moment when the world was not
modern, even in the Stone Age; and in the game of life he strove for no
prize; the game itself was to him its own reward.

In _The Prison_ he writes: “There is a greater reward than any which the
teachers can warrant; they might teach you to lead a decorous life, help
you to learn the rules of the game, show you how to succeed in it. But
the profit of the game itself, that which makes it worth playing at all,
even to those who succeed best, this they can neither grant nor refuse;
you bear it in yourselves, inalienably, whether you succeed or fail.”

I imagine that a man like Dr. Johnson might have said severe things about
him, and I once heard a critic (who admired and appreciated him) say it
was a pity Brewster was such an idle and ignorant man. But his ignorance
was more suggestive than the knowledge of others, for he ignored not
what he was unable to learn, but what he had no wish to learn, and his
idleness was a benefit to others as well as to himself: a fertile oasis
in an arid country. His mind had the message of the flowers that need
neither to toil nor to spin.

In February 1902 Pope Leo the Thirteenth celebrated his jubilee. I heard
him officiate at Mass at the Sixtine Chapel, and I also went—although
I forget if this was later or not—to High Mass at St. Peter’s, when
the Pope was carried in on his chair and blessed the crowd. I had a
place under the dome. At the elevation of the Host the Papal Guard went
down on one knee, and their halberds struck the marble floor with one
sharp, thunderous rap, and presently the silver trumpets rang out in
the dome. At that moment I looked up and my eye caught the inscription,
written in large letters all round it: “_Tu es Petrus_,” and I reflected
the prophecy had certainly received a most substantial and concrete
fulfilment. Not that at that time I felt any sympathy with the Catholic
Church; indeed, it might not have existed for me at Rome at that time.
I thought, too, that the English Catholic inhabitants of Rome were on
the look out for converts, and were busy casting their nets. Of this,
however, I saw no trace, although I met several of them at various times.

But that ceremony in St. Peter’s would have impressed anyone. And
when the Pope was carried through St. Peter’s, with his cortège of
fan-bearers, and rose from his chair and blessed the crowd with a
sweeping, regal, all-embracing gesture, the solemnity and the majesty of
the spectacle were indescribable, especially as the pallor of the Pope’s
face seemed transparent, as if the veil of flesh between himself and
the other world had been refined and attenuated to the utmost and to an
almost unearthly limit.

During Holy Week I attended some of the ceremonies at St. Peter’s, and
I think what impressed me most was the blessing of the oils on Maundy
Thursday, and the washing of the altar, when that great church is full of
fragrant sacrificial smells of wine and myrrh, and when the vastness of
the crowd suddenly brings home to you the immense size of the building
which the scale of the ornamentation dwarfs to the eye.

In May I went to Greece in a yacht belonging to Madame de Béarn. There
were on board besides myself two Austrians and a German Professor called
Krumbacher. We started from Naples and landed somewhere on the west
coast, and went straight to Olympia. As we landed we were met by a sight
which might have come straight from the Greek anthology: a fisherman
spearing some little silver fishes with a wooden trident, and wading in
the transparent water; and that water had the colour of a transparent
chrysoprase—more transparent and deeper than a turquoise, brighter and
greener than a chrysoprase. Olympia was carpeted with flowers, and the
fields were like Persian carpets: white and mauve and purple, with the
dark blood-red poppies flung on the bright green corn. At every turn
sights met you that might have been illustrations to Greek poems: a
woman with a spindle; a child with an amphora on its head. The air was
the most iridescent I have ever seen. At sunset time it was as if it was
powdered with the dust of a million diamonds, and in the background were
the wonderful blue mountains, and against the sky the small shapes of the
trees.

At Olympia, in the museum, the only intact or nearly intact masterpiece
of one of the great Greek sculptors has a little museum to itself: the
Hermes of Praxiteles. There are still traces, faint traces, of the pink
colour on some parts of the limbs, and even of faded gilding. The marble
has the texture and ripple of live flesh; the statue is different in kind
from all the statues in the Vatican, the Capitol, or the Naples Museum,
and to see it is to have one of those impressions that are like shocks
and take the breath away, and leave one stunned with admiration, wonder,
and awe.

From Olympia we went to tragic heights and rocks of Delphi, where we saw
the bronze statue of the charioteer, so magnificent in its effect and in
its simplicity, and so startling in its trueness to the coachman type,
for the face might be that of a hansom-cab driver; and from Delphi to
Corinth and Athens. The first sight of the Acropolis and the Parthenon
takes the breath away; the Parthenon is so much larger than one expects
it to be; and the colour of the pillars is not white, but a tawny amber,
as though the marble had been changed to gold. In the evening these
pillars stand like large ghosts against the purple hills, that are dry,
arid, like a volcanic crust. In the distance you see the blue ocean. And
Byron’s lines, with which the “Curse of Minerva” opens:

    “Slow sinks, more lovely ere his race be run,
    Along Morea’s hills, the setting sun;”

describe exactly what you see. Byron is by far the most satisfactory
singer of Greece, for he wrote with his eye on the spot, and there is
something in his verse of the exhilarating and incandescent quality of
the Greek air; something of the fiery strength of the Greek soil, and of
the golden warmth of the Greek marbles.

And next to Byron in this business I should put a widely different poet,
Heredia; but they both seize on the characteristic things in Greek
landscape; Byron, when he says:

    “Yet these proud pillars claim no passing sigh,
    Unmoved the Moslem sits, the light Greek carols by,”

perhaps even more than Heredia, when he writes:

    “Je suis né libre au fond du golfe aux belles lignes,
    Où l’Hybla plein de miel mire ses bleus sommets.”

An architect once pointed out to me that one of the most striking
instances of the Greek fastidiousness in matters of art is to be found
in the pavement of the Parthenon, which is not quite flat, but which is
made on a slight curved incline, so that the effect of perfect flatness
to the eye should be complete. The curve cannot be detected unless the
measurements are taken, showing, as the architect said to me, that the
Greeks aimed at the maximum of effect with the minimum of advertisement.

While I was at Athens there was a scaffolding on the pediment of the
Parthenon. One could climb up and examine in detail the marbles spared
by Lord Elgin, the wonderful horses and men which were wrought in the
workshop of Pheidias. I bought photographs of all this part of the
frieze, and I used to have them later in my little house in London, which
made my servant, who had been in the 10th Hussars, remark to a lady who
was doing some typing for me, that there were some very rum pictures in
the house.

From Athens we went to Sunium, the whitest and most beautifully placed of
the temples, and thence to the Greek islands—Scyra, Delos, and Paros.
The skipper of the yacht, who was like one of Jacobs’ characters, made
an elaborate plan for taking in Professor Krumbacher, whom he used to
call “Crumb-basket.” We were to go to Rhodes later, and the skipper, by
misleading him on the chart, led him to think the yacht was arriving at
Rhodes when in reality we were arriving at Candia in Crete. The Professor
believed him so absolutely and greeted the pretended Rhodes with such
certainty of recognition that it was difficult to undeceive him. I had to
leave the expedition at Scyra, to get back to Rome, which I did by taking
a passage in the only available steamer, a small, rickety, and extremely
unreliable-looking craft, like a tin toy-boat. It was bound for some port
not far from the Piræus. It had no accommodation to speak of, and it
was overloaded with soldiers and with sheep, and both the sheep and the
soldiers were sea-sick without stopping.

It was a rough passage and lasted all night and all the next morning. I
stood on the little bridge the whole time, which was the only place where
there was space to breathe. I was deposited somewhere on the coast, where
the only train had left for Athens. A tramp steamer called later, which
was going on to the Piræus, and I got a passage in that. I stayed two
more days in Athens by myself. One afternoon while I was at the Acropolis
I met a peasant and had a little talk with him. I had with me in a little
book Sappho’s “Ode to Aphrodite,” and I asked him to read it aloud, which
he did, remarking that it was in patois.

I went back to Rome by Corfu, where I stopped to see the Todten-Insel and
the complicated classical villa of the German Emperor.

As the summer progressed, I went for one or two delightful expeditions in
the environs of Rome. One was to Limfa, which I think is the most magical
spot I have ever seen. A deserted castle rises from a lake, which is
entirely filled with water-lilies, tangled weeds, and green leaves. It
was deserted owing to the malaria that infested it, but it is difficult
to imagine it haunted by anything except fairies or water-nymphs.

In Rome itself I often went for walks with Vernon Lee. She used to stay
with Countess Pasolini, and take me to see out-of-the-way sights and
places rich with peculiar association. I remember on one walk passing a
little low wall by a stream, with an image of a river god, which she
said might have been the demarcation between two small kingdoms, the kind
of limit that divided the kingdoms of Romulus and Remus; one afternoon we
went to the Pincio, and in the walks and trees of that enchanted garden
we spoke of the past and the future and built castles in the air, or
smoked what Balzac called enchanted cigarettes, that is to say, talked of
the books that never would be written.

Lord Currie went away before the summer, and Rennell Rodd was left in
charge of the Embassy. I got to know a quantity of people: Russians,
Romans, Americans, Germans, Austrians; and a stream of foreigners and
English people poured through Rome. I went on taking Russian lessons and
also lessons in modern Greek, and slowly and gradually I made my first
discoveries in Russian literature written in the Russian language. I read
Pushkin’s prose stories aloud, some of his poems, and Alexis Tolstoy’s
poems, and some of Tourgenev’s prose.

One of the poems that affected me like a landmark and eye-opener in my
literary travels was a poem called _Tropar_ (Tro-parion: a dirge for the
dead), by Alexis Tolstoy. I think even a bald prose version will give
some idea of the majesty of that poem.

                                  HYMN

    “What delight is there in this life that is not mingled with
    earthly sorrow? Whose hopes have not been in vain, and where
    among mortals is there one who is happy? Of all the fruits
    of our labour and toil, there is nothing that shall last and
    nothing that is of any worth. Where is the earthly glory that
    shall endure and shall not pass away? All things are but ashes,
    and a phantom, shadow and smoke. Everything shall vanish as
    the dust of a whirlwind; and face to face with death, we are
    defenceless and unarmed; the hand of the mighty is feeble, and
    the commands of Kings are as nothing. Receive, O Lord, Thy
    departed Servant into Thy happy dwelling-place.

    “Death like a furious knight-at-arms encountered me, and
    like a robber he laid me low; the grave opened its jaws and
    took away from me all that was alive. Kinsmen and children,
    save yourselves, I call to you from the grave. Be saved, my
    brothers and my friends, so that you may not behold the flames
    of Hell. Life is the kingdom of vanity, and as we sniff the
    odour of death, we wither like flowers. Why do we toss about
    in vain? Our thrones are all graves, and our palaces are but
    ruins. Receive, O Lord, Thy departed Servant into Thy happy
    dwelling-place.

    “Amidst the heap of rotting bones, who is king or servant,
    or judge or warrior? Who is deserving of the Kingdom of
    God and who is the rejected and the evil-doer? O brothers,
    where is the gold and the silver, where are the many hosts
    of servants? Who is a rich man and who is a poor man? All is
    ashes and smoke, and dust and mould, phantom and shadow and
    dream; only with Thee in Heaven, O Lord, there is refuge and
    safety; that which was flesh shall perish, and our pomp fall
    in corruption. Receive, O Lord, Thy departed Servant into Thy
    happy dwelling-place.

    “And Thou, who dost intercede on behalf of us all, Thou, the
    defender of the oppressed, to Thee, most Blessed One, we cry,
    on behalf of our brother who lies here. Pray to thy Divine
    Son. Pray, O most Pure among Women, for him. Grant that having
    lived out his life upon earth, he may leave his affliction
    behind him. All things are ashes, dust and smoke and shadow.
    O friends, put not your faith in a phantom! When, on some
    sudden day, the corruption of death shall breathe upon us,
    we shall perish like wheat, cut down by the sickle in the
    cornfields. Receive, O Lord, Thy departed Servant into Thy
    happy dwelling-place.

    “I follow I know not what path; half-hopeful, half-afraid, I
    go; my sight is dim, my heart has grown cold, my hearing is
    faint, my eyes are closed. I am lying sightless and without
    motion, I cannot hear the wailing of the brethren, and the
    blue smoke from the censer pours forth for me no fragrance;
    yet my love shall not die; and in the name of that love, O my
    brothers, I implore you, that each one of you may thus call
    upon God: Lord, on that day, when the trumpet shall sound the
    end of the world, receive Thy departed Servant, O Lord, into
    Thy happy dwelling-place.”

Looking back on that summer in Rome, I shut my eyes now, and I see the
Campagna, with its prodigal wealth of tail grasses and gay wild flowers;
its little sharp asphodels with their faint smell of garlic; the Villa
d’Este, with its overgrown terraces, and musical waterfalls, and tangled
vegetation—the home of an invisible slumbering Princess; and Tivoli.

    “Tibur Argæo positum colono
    Sit meæ sedes utinam senectæ
    Sit modus lasso maris et viarum
    Militiæque.”

That was the first Ode of Horace I ever read when I was up to Arthur
Benson, in Remove, at Eton. I remember wondering at the time, what sort
of place Tibur was, where Horace, tired of journeys by land and by sea,
and tired of wars and rumours of war, wished to build himself a final
nest.

When I saw Tivoli, with its divinely elegant waterfall, I understood his
wish; nor could I imagine a more enchanting haven, a more complete and
peaceful final goal for the end of a pilgrimage.

I see the lake of Nemi, where the barges of Tiberius—is it
Tiberius?—still rest beneath the water; and Frascati, and the view from
the roof of a house in the Via—which Via? I forget, but it was not far
from Porta Pia; and from thence, in the red sunset, you saw St. Peter’s;
and I see the view of the whole city from the Janiculum … more memories
here, and older ones from Macaulay … and the Palatine by moonlight; the
moon streaming on all the thousand fragments, and the few large plinths
of the Forum; and Vernon Lee saying that _moonlight on the Palatine_
sounded like a stage direction in a play of Shelley’s; and I see the
marbles coloured like some pale seaweed in Santa Maria in Cosmedìn,
and the peep at St. Peter’s, through the keyhole of one of the College
gardens, and the fountains in the moonlight, on the top of the hill, as
you drive from the station, and the fountain of Trevi into which I threw
a penny, wishing that I might come back to Rome, one day, but not as a
diplomat; and the Milanese shops in the Corso, and the vast cool spaces
of St. Peter’s, on a hot day, when you swung back the heavy curtain; and
the courtyard in Brewster’s Palace; and then the heat; the great heat
when the shutters were shut, and one stayed indoors all day; and the
arrival of an Indian Prince, whom we met in frock-coats, at six in the
morning, at the railway station, and who turned out not to be a Prince
at all, but a man of inferior caste, and who drank far too much whisky,
and far too little soda, in the Embassy garden, and became painfully
loud and familiar; and at a little tea-party in my rooms, with Brewster
and someone else; a Roman lady, looking like a Renaissance picture,
regal, stately, in a white fur and tippet; a lady with hosts of adorers,
who, when she saw a book on the Burmese or Buddhism, on my table, called
_The Hearts of Men_, said with a smile: “That is a subject, I think, I
know something about”; and the Roman women, no less majestic, but more
vociferous, in the Trastevere, or kneeling with the grace of sculpture
before the Pietà in St. Peter’s.

To look back upon, it is all a wonderful dream-world of sunshine and
flowers and beauty; but at the time, I did not really like Rome. In spite
of the many charming people I met there, in spite of the associations of
the past, and the daily beauty of the present, I did not enjoy living at
Rome as a diplomat. There was a good deal to do at the Embassy, and not a
large staff, and I only once went for an expedition that lasted more than
one day. Besides which, a diplomat at Rome was caught in a net of small
social duties, visits, days on which one had to call at the Embassies,
cards to be left; one could not enjoy Rome freely. Besides which, I felt
as if I were living in a cemetery, and I was oppressed by the army of
ghosts in the air, the host of memories, so many crumbling walls and
momentous ruins.

At the end of July, I went to Russia, and spent three weeks at Sosnofka,
where the whole of the Benckendorff family and one of their cousins were
staying. I could now understand Russian and read it without difficulty,
and could talk enough to get on. I had come to the definite conclusion
that I did not care for Diplomacy as a career. I did not think then, and
I do not think now, that it is worse than any other career. “Il n’y a
pas de sot métier,” and Diplomacy, like anything else, is what you make
it. But unless your heart is in the work, unless you like it for its own
sake, you will never make anything of it, and I did not like it. I wanted
literary work.

My first step was to try and get back to England. I applied for a
temporary exchange into the Foreign Office and got it. I went back
to London in January 1903, and worked in the Foreign Office, in the
Commercial Department, for the rest of that summer. In the autumn, I went
to Russia once more, and spent most of my time translating a selection
of Leonardo da Vinci’s _Thoughts on Art and Life_ for the Humanists’
Library, published by the Merrymount Press, Boston.

I wanted to devote myself to literature; but it was difficult to find
an opening. I had little to show except a book of poems published in
1902, three articles in the _Encyclopædia Britannica_, an article in the
_Saturday Review_, and one in the _National Review_.

I approached a publisher with the proposal of translating all
Dostoievsky’s novels, or those of Gogol. But he said there would be
no market for such books in England. Dostoievsky had not yet been
discovered, and in one of the leading literary London newspapers, even
as late as 1905, he was spoken of in a long, serious article, as being a
kind of Xavier de Montépin! Gogol has not yet been discovered, and only
one of his books has been adequately translated.

I cared for the Foreign Office even less than for Diplomacy; and the
only incident of interest I remember was one day when one of those toy
snakes that you squeeze and shut up in a box, and which expand when
released to an enormous size, and hurtle through the air with a scream,
was circulated in the Office in a red box. Every department was taken in,
in turn; and when it reached my department, I sent it up to the typists’
department, where it was opened by the head lady typist, a severe lady,
who was so overcome that she at once applied for and received three
weeks’ leave, as well as a letter of abject apology from myself.

I made up my mind to abandon Diplomacy and the Foreign Office as a
career, to go to Russia, to study Russian thoroughly, and then to make
the most of my knowledge later, and to use it as a means for doing
something in literature; but before doing this, I applied to be put _en
disponibilité_ for six months, and I went back to Russia just after
Christmas in 1904.

Count Benckendorff had been appointed Ambassador to London and had taken
up his duties in January, 1903. All through the autumn of 1903, the
political situation in the Far East had given rise to anxiety. Russia and
Japan seemed to be drifting into war. The Russian Government apparently
did not want to go to war, but nobody in it had a definite policy; and
the strings were being pulled by various incompetent adventurers in the
Far East. The Japanese took advantage of this and brought matters to a
head.

Before I went to Russia, I saw Lord Currie and Lady Currie for the last
time in London. Lord Currie had given up Diplomacy. He did not believe
there would be war, nor did many people at the Foreign Office, but they
based their belief on what they thought were the wishes of the Russian
Government. They knew nothing of the more definite intentions of the
Japanese, nor of the irresponsible factors among the Russians in the Far
East.

I arrived at St. Petersburg just after Christmas.




CHAPTER XIV

RUSSIA AND MANCHURIA


When I arrived at St. Petersburg, the situation was regarded as grave,
but people still did not believe in war. Sir Charles Scott, our
Ambassador, had just left, or was just leaving; and Cecil Spring Rice was
in charge at the Embassy. The large Court functions which were held at
the Winter Palace at St. Petersburg, just after Christmas, were to take
place: the Court concert and the State ball. The concert was held, and
Chaliapine sang at it, but the State ball was put off. And never again
was a State ball given in St. Petersburg. I had never seen St. Petersburg
before. I was staying in the Fontanka, at Countess Shuvaloff’s house,
and I was delighted by the crystal atmosphere, and the drives in open
carriages; there was a little snow on the ground, but not enough for
sledging.

People said there would be no war, and then we woke up one morning and
heard the Japanese had attacked the Russian fleet at Port Arthur, and
torpedoed the _Retvizan_. Constantine Benckendorff, Count Benckendorff’s
eldest son, was on board the _Retvizan_ when this happened; and I was
told afterwards, that no orders had been given by the port authorities,
that is to say, by Alexeieff, the Viceroy, to put out torpedo-nets, or
to take any precautions, although the Viceroy had been warned that day
of the probability of an attack. The morning we heard that war had been
declared I remember seeing a cabman driving by himself down the quays
and nodding his head and repeating to himself: “War! war!” (“_Voinà!
voinà!_”). It was like, on a smaller scale, the days of August 1914. The
crowds in the street were enthusiastic. Officers were carried in triumph
in the streets by the students, the same officers that a year later were
hooted and stoned in the same streets.

I only stayed a short time in St. Petersburg, and then I went to Moscow,
to the house of Marie Karlovna von Kotz, a lady who took in English
pupils, mostly officers in the British Army, to teach them Russian. She
lived in an out-of-the-way street, on the second story of a small house,
and gave one or two lessons every day. She was a fine teacher, and a
brilliant musician; an energetic and extremely competent woman, and an
example of the best type of the _intelligentsia_.

One day, a friend of hers, a young married lady, came in and said she
was starting for the Far East, as a hospital nurse. She seemed to be
full of enthusiasm. She was a young and charming person, bristling with
energy and intelligence. The sequel of this story was a strange one. A
year later, she reappeared at Marie Karlovna’s house—I think she had been
to the war in the meantime—and said: “I am now going to the Far West,”
and she went to Paris. She stayed there a short time, and then came back
to Moscow and went to the play every night, bought jewels, went to hear
the gipsies, and then quite suddenly shot herself on Tchekov’s tomb.
The explanation of her act being her disgust with public events and her
wish to give her land to the peasants. She left her estate to them in
her will. In the normal course of things it would go to her brother,
but her brother was a fanatical reactionary, and she killed herself
rather than he should have it. But, as it turned out, she had reckoned
without Russian law, which said that the wills and bequests of those
who committed suicide in Russia were null and void, and so the property
went to her brother after all. Suicides at the tomb of Tchekov became so
frequent that a barrier was put round it, and people were forbidden to
visit it.

There were one or more other pupils living in Marie Karlovna’s house
besides the English Consul, who used to board there. We used to have
dinner at two o’clock in the afternoon, and a late supper, ending in
tea, which used to go on till far into the night. It was there I made my
first acquaintance with the peculiar comfortless comfort of Russian life
among the _intelligentsia_. Nothing could seemingly and theoretically be
more uncomfortable; the hours irregular; no door to any room ever being
shut; no fireplaces, only a stove lit once every twenty-four hours;
visitors drifting in, and sitting and talking for hours; but nothing in
practice was more comfortable. There was an indescribable ease about
the life, a complete absence of fuss, a fluid intimacy without any of
the formalities, any of the small conventions and minute ritual that
distinguish German bourgeois life and, indeed, are a part of its charm.
In Russia, everybody seemed to take everybody and everything for granted.
There were no barriers, no rules, no obstacles. No explanations were ever
thought necessary or were either ever asked for or given. Time, too, had
no meaning. One long conversation succeeded another, into which different
people drifted, and from which people departed without anyone asking why
or whence or whither. Moscow in winter was a comfortable city. The snow
was deep; sometimes in the evening we would go to the _montagnes Russes_
and toboggan down a steep chute, and more often I would go to the play.

At that time the Art Theatre at Moscow, the _Hudozhestvenii Teater_, was
at the height of its glory and of its excellence. This theatre had been
started about four years previously by a company of well-to-do amateurs
under the direction of M. Stanislavsky. I believe, although I am not
quite sure, they began by acting _The Mikado_ for fun, continued acting
for pleasure, and determined to spare neither trouble nor expense in
making their performances as perfect as possible. They took a theatre,
and gave performances almost for nothing, but the success of these
performances was so great, the public so affluent, that they were obliged
to take a new theatre and charge high prices. Gradually the Art Theatre
became a public institution. In 1904 they possessed the best all-round
theatre in Russia, if not in Europe.

The rise of such a theatre in Russia was not the same thing as that of
an Art Theatre would be in London. For in Moscow and St. Petersburg
there were large State-paid theatres where ancient and modern drama
was performed by highly trained and excellent artists; but it stood
in relation to these theatres as the Théâtre Antoine to the Comédie
Française, the Vaudeville, and the Gymnase in Paris: with this
difference, that the acting, though equally finished, was more natural,
and the quality of the plays performed unique on the European stage. The
Art Theatre made the reputation of Tchekov as a dramatist. His first
serious play, _Ivanov_, was performed at one of the minor theatres
at Moscow, and we can read in his letters what he thought of that
performance. Another of his important plays, _The Seagull_ (_Chaika_),
was performed at one of the big State-paid theatres at St. Petersburg,
and well performed, but on conventional lines. It is not surprising the
play failed. When this same play was performed by the Art Theatre at
Moscow, it was triumphantly and instantly successful. The reason is that
Tchekov’s plays demand a peculiar treatment on the stage to make their
subtle points tell, and cross the footlights. In them the clash of events
is subservient to the human figure; and the human figure itself to the
atmosphere in which it is plunged. Later, I saw _The Seagull_ played at
a State theatre at St. Petersburg, long after Tchekov’s reputation was
firmly established. It was well played, but the effect of the play was
ruined, or rather non-existent. In London, I saw _The Cherry Orchard_ and
another play of his done, where the company had not even realised the
meaning of the action, besides being costumed in the most grotesquely
impossible clothes, as grotesque and impossible as it would be to put
on the English stage a member of Parliament returning from the House of
Commons in a kilt, or dressed as a harlequin. One of the most dramatic
situations in one of these plays had simply escaped the notice of the
producer, and was allowed not only to fall flat, but was not rendered
at all. It was this: a man, who has been wounded in the head and has
a bandage, has a quarrel with his mother, and in a passion of rage,
he tears his bandage from his head, with the object of reopening his
wound, and killing himself. The company had, I suppose, read the stage
direction, which says: “Man removes bandage,” and the words of the scene
were spoken without any emotion or emphasis, and at one moment, the man
quietly removed his bandage, and dropped it on the floor, as though it
were in the way, or as if he were throwing down a cigarette which he has
done with.

In Moscow, in the Art Theatre, every effect was made to tell, and the
acting was so natural that on one occasion I remember a man in the
stage-box joining in the conversation and contradicting one of the
actors. Although the ensemble of the troupe was superlative, they had no
actor or actress of outstanding genius, no Duse, no Sarah Bernhardt, no
Irving, no Chaliapine; on the other hand, there was not one small part
which was not more than adequately played.

In 1904, they had just produced _The Cherry Orchard_ by Tchekov, and
soon afterwards, Tchekov died. That winter, I saw _The Cherry Orchard_
and _Uncle Vania_, Shakespeare’s _Julius Cæsar_, and Hauptmann’s _Lonely
Lives_.

The end of _Uncle Vania_ was unforgettable. The subject and action of
that play can be summed up in a few words. The play is called _Scenes
from Country Life_. A professor, not unlike Casaubon, in _Middlemarch_,
marries a young and beautiful wife. His estate is managed by his
first wife’s brother, Uncle Vania, assisted by his niece, a good girl
ill-favoured in looks. Astroff, a doctor, is called in to minister to
the professor. Uncle Vania is in love with the professor’s wife. His
niece, Sonia, is in love with Astroff. The professor’s wife, a non-moral,
well-meaning Circe, is interested, but not more than interested, in the
doctor, and flirts with him enough to prevent his marrying the girl. The
nerves of these various characters, under the stress of the situation,
are worked up to such a pitch, that Uncle Vania actually tries to
kill the professor, and shoots at him twice, but misses him. Then the
professor and his wife go away; the doctor goes back to his practice, and
Uncle Vania and his niece are left behind to resume the tenor of their
way. You see the good-byes: a half-passionate, half-cynical good-bye,
between the professor’s wife and the doctor—the professor says good-bye
to Uncle Vania, and to Uncle Vania’s old mother. You hear the bells of
the horses outside, in the autumn evening. One after another, Uncle
Vania’s mother, his niece, and the old servant of the house come in and
say: “They have gone!”

When I first saw the play, this is what I wrote about it, and I have
nothing to add, nor could I put it differently:

    “Described, this appears insignificant; seen, acted as it is
    with incomparable naturalness, it is indescribably effective.
    In this scene a particular mood, which we have all felt, is
    captured and rendered; a certain chord is struck which exists
    in all of us; that kind of ‘toothache at heart’ which we feel
    when a sudden parting takes place and we are left behind.
    The parting need not necessarily be a sad one. But the tenor
    of our life is interrupted. As a rule the leaves of life are
    turned over so quickly and noiselessly by Time that we are
    not aware of the process. In the case of a sudden parting we
    hear the leaf of life turn over and fall back into the great
    blurred book of the past—read, finished, and irrevocable. It
    is this hearing of the turning leaf which Tchekov has rendered
    merely by three people coming into a room one after another and
    saying: ‘They’ve gone!’

    “The intonation with which the old servant said: ‘They’ve
    gone’—an intonation of peculiar cheerfulness with which
    servants love to underline what is melancholy—was marvellous.
    The lamp is brought in. Lastly the doctor goes. The old
    mother reads a magazine by the lamplight; the clatter of the
    horses’ hoofs and the jingling of bells are heard dying away
    in the distance; and Uncle Vania and his niece set to work at
    their accounts … you hear the abacus—always used in Russian
    banks—making a clicking noise … and the infinite monotony of
    their life begins once more.”

The first performances of _The Cherry Orchard_ were equally impressive.
I saw it acted many times later, but nothing touched the perfection
of its original cast. _The Cherry Orchard_ is the most symbolic play
ever written. It summed up the whole of pre-revolutionary Russia. The
charming, feckless class of landowners; the pushing, common, self-made
man, who with his millions buys the estate with the cherry orchard that
the owners have at last to sell, because they cannot consent to let it
to cut their losses; the careless student; the grotesque governess;
all of them dancing on the top of a volcano which is heaving and
already rumbling with the faint noise of the coming convulsion. The
Russo-Japanese War and its consequences were the beginning of these
convulsions; and, as Count Benckendorff prophesied to me in 1903, as soon
as war came to Russia, there was a revolution.

Pierre Benckendorff, Count Benckendorff’s second son, who was an officer
in the Gardes-à-cheval, started for Manchuria soon after the war began.
He exchanged into a Cossack regiment for the purpose, as the Guards did
not go to the front. He looked so radiantly young and adventurous, when
he started, that we were all of us afraid he would never come back.
He passed through Moscow on his way to the front, and I spent the day
with him. He asked me why I did not try to go to the war as a newspaper
correspondent, as I could speak Russian, and his father would be able to
give me letters of recommendation to the military authorities. His words
sank deep, and I determined to try and do this. I at once wrote to his
father.

Count Benckendorff thought the idea was an excellent one; and just before
Easter I went to London to try and get a newspaper to send me out. I
went to the _Morning Post_, where I knew Oliver Borthwick, the son of
the proprietor, Lord Glenesk. At first the matter seemed to be fraught
with every kind of difficulty, but in the end things were arranged, and
towards the end of April I started for St. Petersburg, on my way to
Manchuria, laden with a saddle, a bridle, a camp bed, and innumerable
cooking utensils. I knew nothing about journalism, and still less about
war, and I felt exactly as if I were going back to a private school again.

I stopped two nights in St. Petersburg, and engaged a Russian servant.
He was a gigantic creature, who had served in a cavalry regiment of the
Guards. At Moscow, I met Brooke, who was going out as correspondent for
Reuter, and we settled to travel together.

The journey was not uneventful. As far as Irkutsk, we travelled in the
ordinary express train, which had comfortable first-and second-class
carriages, a dining-room, a pianoforte, a bathroom, and a small bookcase
full of Russian books. The journey from Moscow to Irkutsk lasted nine
nights and eight days. Guy Brooke and I shared a first-class compartment.
I made friends with the official who looked after the train, and gave
him my pocket-knife; and he undertook to post a letter for me when he
got back to Moscow. He kept his promise, and my first dispatch to the
_Morning Post_, the first dispatch from our batch of correspondents,
got through without being censored. There was not much war news in it.
In fact, it contained a long and detailed account of a performance of
Tchekov’s _Uncle Vania_ at the Art Theatre at Moscow.

On board the train, there was a French correspondent, M. Georges La
Salle, and a Danish Naval Attaché, and another English correspondent,
Hamilton; several Russian officers, and a Russian man of business,
who lived at Vladivostok. This man gave us a good deal of trouble; he
thought we were English spies, and told us we would never be allowed to
reach our destination. He did his best to prevent our doing so. He told
the officers we were spies, and their manner, which at first had been
friendly, underwent a change, and became at first suspicious, and finally
openly hostile. The passenger trains ran from Irkutsk to Baikal Station,
and it was at Baikal that the real interest of the journey began. Lake
Baikal was frozen, and was crossed daily by two large ice-breakers,
which ploughed through three feet of half-melted ice. The passage lasted
four hours. The spectacle when we started was marvellous. It had been
a glorious day. The sun in the pure frozen sky was like a fiery, red,
Arctic ball. Before us stretched an immense sheet of ice, powdered with
snow and spotless, except for a long brown track which had been made by
the sledges. On the far-off horizon a low range of mountains disappeared
in a veil of snow made by the low-hanging clouds. The mountains were
intensely blue; they glinted like gems in the cold air, and we seemed to
be making for some mysterious island, some miraculous reef of sapphires.
Towards the west there was another and more distant range, where the
intense deep blue faded into a delicate and transparent sea-green—the
colour of the seas round the Greek Islands—and these hills were like a
phantom continuation of the larger range, as unearthly and filmy as a
mirage.

As we moved, the steamer ploughed the ice into flakes, which leapt and
were scattered into fantastic, spiral shapes, and flowers of ice and
snow. As the sun sank lower, the strangeness and the beauty increased. A
pink halo crept over the sky round the sun, which became more fiery and
metallic. Some lines from Coleridge’s “Ancient Mariner” came into my head
which exactly fitted the scene:

    “And now there came both mist and snow
      And it grew wondrous cold:
    And ice, mast-high, came floating by
      As green as emerald.”

As the sun set the whole sky became pink, and the distant mountains were
like ghostly caverns of ice.

We arrived at eight. It was dark, and the other ice-breaker was starting
on its return journey to the sound of military music.

About eleven o’clock we resumed our journey. The train was so full that
it was impossible not only to get a seat in the first-or second-class,
but at first it seemed doubtful whether we should obtain a place of
any kind in the train. I jumped into a third-class carriage, which was
at once invaded by a crowd of _muzhik_ women and children. An official
screamed ineffectually that the carriage was reserved for the military;
upon which an angry _muzhik_, waving a huge loaf of bread (like an
enormous truncheon), cried out, pointing to the seething, heterogeneous
crowd: “Are we not military also—one and all of us reservists?” And they
refused to move.

The confusion was incredible, and one man, by the vehement way in which
he flung himself and his property on his wooden seat, broke it, and fell
with a crash to the ground. The third-class carriages were formed in
this way: the carriage was not divided into separate compartments, but
was like a corridor carriage, with no partition and no doors between the
carriage proper and the corridor. It was divided into three sections,
each section consisting of six plank beds, three on each side of the
window, and one placed above the other, forming three stories. There
was besides this one tier of seats against and over the windows in the
passage at right-angles to the regular seats. The occupant of each place
had a right to the whole length of the seat, so that he could lie down at
full length. I gave up my seat in the first carriage, as I had lost sight
of my luggage and my servant, and I went in search of the guard. The
guard found places for Brooke and myself in a carriage occupied mostly by
soldiers. He told them to make room for us. It seemed difficult, but it
was done. I was encamped on a plank at the top of the corridor part of
the carriage. I remember being awakened the next morning by a scuffle. A
party of Chinese coolies had invaded the train. They were drunk and they
slobbered. The soldiers shouted: “Get out, Chinese.” They were bundled
backwards and forwards, and rolled on to the platform outside the train,
where they were allowed to settle. It was now, in this railway carriage,
that I for the first time came into intimate contact with the Russian
people, for in a third-class railway carriage the artificial barriers
of life are broken down, and everyone treats everyone else as an equal.
I was immensely interested. The soldiers began to get up. One of them,
dressed in a scarlet shirt, stood against the window and said his prayers
to the rising sun, crossing himself many times. A little later a stowaway
arrived; he had no ticket, and the under-guard advised him to get under
the seat during the visit of the ticket collector. This he did, and
he stayed there until the visit of the ticket collector was over, and
whenever a new visit was threatened, he hid again.

After the first day, I was offered a seat on the ground floor in the
central division of the carriage, because I had a bad foot, and the fact
was noticed. My immediate neighbours were Little Russians. They asked
many questions: whether the English were orthodox; the price of food and
live stock; the rate of wages in England; and they discussed foreign
countries and foreign languages in general. One of them said French was
the most difficult language, and Russian the easiest. The French were
a clever people. “As clever as you?” I asked. “No,” they answered; “but
when we say clever we mean _nice_.”

I gradually made the acquaintance of all the occupants of the
compartment. They divided the day into what they called “occupation” and
“relaxation.” Occupation meant doing something definite like reading or
making a musical instrument—one man was making a violin—relaxation meant
playing cards, doing card tricks, telling stories, or singing songs.
In the evening a bearded soldier, a native of Tomsk, asked me to write
down my name on a piece of paper, as he wished to mention in a letter
home that he had seen an Englishman. He had never seen one before, but
sailors had told him that Englishmen were easy to get on with, and
clean—much cleaner than Russians. He told me his story, which was an
extremely melancholy one. He had fallen asleep on sentry-go and had
served a term of imprisonment, and had been deprived of civil rights. For
the first time I came across the aching sadness one sometimes met with
among Russians, an unutterable despair, a desperate, mute anguish. The
conversation ended with an exchange of stories among the soldiers. One of
them told me a story about a priest. He wondered whether I knew what a
priest meant, and to make it plain he said: “A priest, you know, is a man
who always lies.”

I asked the bearded man if he knew any stories. He at once sat down and
began a fairy-tale called _The Merchant’s Son_. It took an hour and a
half in the telling. Very often the men who in Russia told such stories
could neither read nor write, but this man could read, though he had
never read the story he told me in a book. It had been handed down to
him by his parents, and to them by his grandparents, and so on, word
for word, with no changes. This is probably how the _Iliad_ was handed
down to one generation after another. Later on I was told stories like
this one by men who could neither read nor write. The story was full of
dialogue and reiteration, and every character in it had its own epithet
which recurred throughout the story, every time the character was
mentioned, just as in Homer. When he had finished his story, he began
another called _Ivan the Little Fool_. It began in this kind of way:
“Once upon a time in a certain country, in a certain kingdom, there lived
a King and a Queen, who had three sons, all braver and brighter than pen
can write or story can tell, and the third was called Ivan the Fool. The
King spoke to them thus: ‘Take each of you an arrow, pull your bow-string
taut, and shoot in different directions, and where the arrow falls there
shall you find a wife.’ The eldest brother shot an arrow, and it fell on
a palace just opposite the King’s daughters’ quarters; and the second son
shot an arrow, and it fell opposite the red gate of the house where lived
the lovely merchant’s daughter; and the third brother shot an arrow, and
it fell in a muddy swamp and a frog caught it. And Ivan said: ‘How can I
marry a frog? She is too small for me.’ And the King said to him: ‘Take
her.’” And then the story went on for a long time, and in it Ivan the
Fool was, of course, far more successful than his two elder brothers.
Another soldier told me a version of the story of King John and the Abbot
of Canterbury.

The ballad says that King John asked the Abbot three questions. The first
one was how much he was worth; the second one how soon he could ride
round the world; and the third question the Abbot had to answer was,
what the King was thinking of. And the Abbot answered the third question
by saying: “You think I’m the Abbot of Canterbury, but I am really only
his shepherd in disguise.” The soldier told it in exactly the same way,
except that the Abbot became a Patriarch, and King John the Tsar of
Moscow, and the shepherd a miller. And when he had finished, he said:
“The miller lives at Moscow and I have seen him.”

The soldiers spoke little of the war. One of them said the Japanese were
a savage race, upon which the sailor who had been to Nagasaki, cut him
short by saying: “They are a charming, clean people, much more cultivated
than you or I.” One of the soldiers said it would have been a more
sensible arrangement if the dispute had been settled by a single combat
between Marquis Ito and Count Lamsdorff.

The night before we arrived at Manchuria station the passengers sang
songs. Four singers sang some magnificent folk-songs, and among others
the song of the Siberian exiles: “Glorious Sea of Holy Baikal,” one
singing the melody and the others joining in by repeating or imitating
it. But the song which was the most popular was a ballad sung by a
sailor, who was taking part in the concert. He had composed it himself.
It was quite modern in tune and intensely sentimental. It was about
a fallen maiden, who had left the palaces of the rich and died in
hospital. It was exactly like the kind of song I heard bluejackets sing
on board an English man-of-war years later. At Manchuria station we had
a lot of bother owing to the commercial gentleman, and I annoyed him
greatly by talking in front of him to a Greek merchant, who was at the
buffet, in Greek—a language with which he was imperfectly acquainted. The
commercial gentleman tried to prevent us going farther, but he did not
succeed, as our papers were in perfect order. But he succeeded in having
us put under arrest, and two Cossacks were told to keep watch over us
during the remainder of the journey. In the meantime the officers had
telegraphed for information about us to Kharbin, and the next morning
they received a satisfactory answer, and their whole demeanour changed.
From Manchuria station to Kharbin the journey lasted three days and two
nights, and we arrived at Kharbin after a journey of seventeen days from
St. Petersburg.

I have forgotten the latter part of that journey, but I recorded at
the time that a crowd of Chinese officers boarded the train at one
station and filled up the spare seats, especially top seats, whence they
spat without ceasing on the occupants of the lower seats, much to the
annoyance of a French lady, who said: “Les Chinois sont impossibles.”

Kharbin was a large, straggling place, part of which consisted of a
Chinese quarter, an “Old” Russian quarter which was like a slice of a
small Russian provincial town, and a modern quarter: Government Offices,
an hotel, restaurants, a church, and the Russo-Chinese bank.

The sight of Kharbin when I arrived—the mud, the absence of vehicles,
the squalor, the railway station, a huge _art nouveau_ edifice, the long
vistas of muddy roads or swampy trails, the absence of any traces of
civilisation, and then the hotel, which was dearer than any hotel I have
ever stayed at before or since, with its damp, dirty room and suspicious
bedstead, and its convict squinting waiters still redolent of jail life,
and its millions of flies—filled me with despair. At the beginning of
the war Kharbin was the centre of everything that was undesirable in
the Russian army and in the civilian populations of the whole world.
Later on, Kuropatkin forbade officers to go there except under special
circumstances. When we arrived, there were a certain number of officers
on their way to the front, and of officers who had escaped from the front
for a few days’ leave. The restaurants were full of noisy, shouting
crowds, and nondescript ladies in cheap finery, about which everything
was doubtful except their profession.

There were a number of Greek traders in the town; and wherever there is
a war, in whatever part of the world, Greek traders seem to rise from
the ground as if by magic, with sponges and other necessaries, for sale.
At Harbin, there was also a local population of engineers and soldiers,
who had jobs there, but these I only got to know a year later. I made
the acquaintance of Colonel Potapoff at Kharbin. He was one of the press
censors who had to look after the correspondents. He had been to South
Africa. We became friends with him at once, and I saw him frequently
during the next ten years.

I only stayed a week at Kharbin. I travelled to Mukden in great luxury
in a first-class carriage reserved by General Kholodovsky. The General
entertained me like a prince. He was extremely cultivated, courteous,
and well read; a collector of china; an admirer of Tolstoy; a big game
shooter. I stayed in his carriage a week after we had arrived at Mukden.

At Mukden we were plunged in China proper. It was as Chinese, so I was
told, as Pekin—even more Chinese. The town was a long way from the
station, and one drove to it in a rickshaw pulled along by a Chinese
coolie. The drive took nearly an hour. But I made this interesting
discovery, that if everyone goes by rickshaw it is just the same as
if everyone travels by motor-car. You are not conscious of life being
slower. The day after I arrived, I called at a house where some of the
other war correspondents were living. There was Charles Hands of the
_Daily Mail_, and there I made the acquaintance of M. de Jessen, a Danish
correspondent. At the station I had already been met and welcomed by
Whigham, who was also correspondent for the _Morning Post_. He had rooms
in Mukden, and he asked me to come and share them. I did so. I moved
into the town, and arrived at the Der-Lung-Den (the Inn of the Dragon),
a large courtyard surrounded by a series of rooms that had no second
story. I was shown one of these rooms and was told it could be mine.
It seemed suitable, but it had no floor but earth, and no paper on the
walls; in fact, it was not more like a room than the stall of a stable.
But the Chinese hotel-keeper said that would be all right. An architect,
a builder, and an upholsterer were sent for, and that very day the stall
was converted into a comfortable and elegant bedroom, with a floor
carpeted with matting and an elegant wall-paper, and was ready for use.
Apparently the Chinese did not make a room inhabitable in an hotel until
they knew someone was going to inhabit it. The next thing was to get a
servant. I had brought a servant from Russia, but he had complained of
the hard work. In fact, he had said he was not used to work at all. As he
had been a trooper in a cavalry regiment this seemed a little strange,
but he explained that the work had always been done for him. He was not
one of the World’s Workers. He showed signs of grumbling, but Colonel
Potapoff made short work of his grievance and packed him off home by
the next train. I engaged a Chinese servant, called Afoo, who came from
southern China.

The next thing was to buy a pony and engage a groom, a Mafoo. When it
became known I wanted a pony, the whole yard seemed to swarm with ponies.
I bought one with the assistance of the hotel-keeper. It seemed to be
a fairly amenable animal, but the Mafoo, whom I engaged afterwards, at
once pointed out to me that it was almost blind in one eye. I soon made
the acquaintance of all the other correspondents: Ludovic Naudeau, who
was writing for the _Journal_; Recouly, who was writing for the _Temps_;
Archibald, who was photographing for I don’t know how many American
newspapers; Millard, who wrote for the _New York World_; Simpson, who was
the _Daily Telegraph_ correspondent; Colonel Gaedke, the representative
of the _Berliner Tageblatt_, and Premier Lieutenant von Schwartz, who
wrote for the _Lokal Anzeiger_.

M. de Jessen has written a chapter of sketches on all these characters,
and the life we lived at Mukden, in a book called _Men I Have Met_,
published in Copenhagen in 1909. The best writer of all these was
probably Ludovic Naudeau. Charles Hands could have rivalled him, but he
wisely never, or hardly ever, put pen to paper.

Colonel Gaedke stood aloof in his military technical knowledge. He was
stiff in opinions, and, as it happened, always in the wrong. He was one
of those people who are wrong from the right reasons. He saw at once that
people talked nonsense about the Russian Army, and this led him rashly to
prophesy they would win the war. He was indignant with the strategy of
the higher command. He used to arrive in a great state of excitement and
say: “Kuropatkin has again made a mistake.” And on one occasion he told
me that if the Russian Generals went on waging war in such a fashion, he
would go home, he simply could not look on at so many glaring errors in
tactics and strategy.

Of the correspondents the most extraordinary character was Archibald.
He wore about four rows of medals on his tunic. In fact, he went to
war to collect medals, and he had been with the Boers and with the
English during the South African War. He was the despair of the press
censors. He wanted to go home after he had been at Mukden a certain time
and had taken a number of photographs; but he wanted to go home _via_
Japan and not across the Trans-Siberian railway. This correspondents
had promised not to do, but Archibald had determined to do it. He took
one of the press censors with him to Pekin, and arranged for his party
to be kidnapped and subsequently rescued. When he came back, he used
the adventure as a lever, and obtained the permission he wished. His
imagination was unlimited, and his power of statement unrivalled. When he
came back from Pekin he said he had interviewed the Emperor of China and
the Empress, and he had been made a Mandarin of the highest class. During
the European War, I believe he got into trouble by bringing Austrian
papers into England.

M. de Jessen was the most amiable of Danes, a shrewd observer and a vivid
writer. But the most interesting of all the correspondents I knew was
a Russian I met later, called Nicholas Popoff, who was destined to be
one of the pioneers of flying in Russia, and one of the first pilots to
accomplish daring feats in the air. Alas! he paid for his temerity with a
bad crash, which disabled him for life.

We led a restless but amusing life. Everyone wanted to go to the front,
and nobody was allowed to go.

Mukden would have been an ideal spot to spend the summer in, if there
had been no war going on. The climate was warm; the air fresh; the place
full of colour, variety, and interest. Mukden is a large, square town
surrounded by a huge, thick, dilapidated, and mouldering wall, on the
top of which you can go for a long walk. Inside the wall, the closely
packed one-storied houses are intersected by two or three main streets
and innumerable small alleys. The shops in the main streets are gay
and splendid with sign-boards: huge blue-and-red boots covered with
gold stars hang in front of the bootmakers; golden and many coloured
shields and banners hang in front of other shops; gongs clang outside
the theatres to attract the passers-by; every now and then a Mandarin
rides by, gorgeous in navy blue and canary-coloured satin, on a white
fast-trotting pony, and behind him, at a respectful distance, his servant
follows him on a less elegant piece of horse-flesh; or large carts lumber
along with prehistoric wheels, and with the curtains of their closed
hoods drawn, probably conveying some Chinese ladies. Add to all this,
sunshine and the smell of life and brilliant colour. There is nothing
modern in the town. It is the same as it was a thousand years ago, and
at Mukden you could live the same life as a contemporary of Julius Cæsar
lived. One of the most curious features of Mukden is the palace. It is
deserted, but it still contains a collection of priceless art treasures,
jewels, china, embroidery, and illuminated MSS. These treasures are
locked up in mouldering cupboards. Its courtyards are carpeted with
luxuriant grass, its fantastic dilapidated wooden walls are carven,
painted, and twisted into strange shapes such as you see on an Oriental
vase. The planks are rotten, the walls eaten with rain and damp, and one
thanks Heaven that it is so, and that nothing has been restored.

In Mukden no house had more than one story, and the houses of the
well-to-do were divided into quadrangles like an Oxford College. Life
at Mukden, without the complicated machinery of European modern life,
without any of the appliances that are devised for comfort and which
so often are engines of unrest, had all the comforts one could wish.
There were no bathrooms; on the other hand, if you wanted a hot bath,
a Chinaman would bring you an enormous tub, long and broad enough to
lie down in, and fill it with boiling water from kettles. There was no
question of the bath being tepid because something had gone wrong with
the pipes or the tap.

Mukden reminded me of a Chinese fairy-tale by Hans Andersen. The
buildings, the shops, the temples, the itinerant pedlars, the sounding
gongs, the grotesque signs seemed to belong to the realm of childish
trolldom or to some great pantomime. It was in the place of Mukden, one
felt, that the Emperor of China, whom Andersen tells of, sat and sighed
for the song of the nightingale, when his artificial metallic singing
bird suddenly snapped and ceased to sing. Still more enchanting in the
same way were the tombs of Pai-Ling and Fu-Ling. Here the delicate
and gorgeous-coloured buildings, red as lacquer and curious in design,
which protect the remains of the Manchurian dynasty, are approached
by wild wood-ways, paths of soft grass, and alleys of aromatic and
slumber-scented trees.

The high, quaint towers and ramparts which surround the tombs are half
dilapidated, the colours are faded, the staircases rotten and overgrown
with moss and grass, and no profane hand is allowed to restore or repair
them.

While I was at Mukden I had an interview with the Chinese Viceroy, and
one day I was invited to luncheon at the Chinese Foreign Office. The
meal was semi-European. It began with tea. Large uncut green tea leaves
floated in delicate cups; and over the cup and in it a second cup put
upside down made a cover. There followed about seventeen courses of meat
entrées, delicately cooked. I thought I would give one of the courses
a miss, and refused a dish. The meal immediately ceased. The plan was
evidently to go on feeding your guests till they had had enough, and then
to stop. On the following day, the Mandarins, who had been present, left
large red slips of paper, covered with elegant characters, on us; these
were visiting-cards to say they would call the same afternoon, and in the
afternoon they paid us a visit in person.

Here at Mukden we lived, and here we fretted, and I fretted more than
anyone, as I was so inexperienced in journalism that I thought it was
impossible to write to the newspaper unless something startling happened.
Now I know better. Had I had more experience then, I should have known
that Mukden was a mine of copy. One night we gave a dinner-party at the
Der-Lung-Den and invited all the correspondents and the Press censors
as well. We edited a newspaper for the occasion, of which one copy was
written out by hand.

The _Mukden Nichevo_ published articles in French and in English; notes,
poems, a short story, and had an illustrated cover.

Afoo and his fellow-servitors were in their glory when there was a
dinner-party. Their organisation was as sure as their service was swift
and dexterous. They were quite imperturbable, and if one suddenly said a
few moments before dinner: “There will be four extra to dinner to-night,”
they would calmly say: “Can do.” Directly he came into my service Afoo
asked for a rise of wages. He thought soldiers and fighting in general,
and especially war, vulgar. Once I told him he was stupid. “Of course,”
he said, “I am stupid. If I were not stupid I should not be your servant,
but a Mandarin.”

From Mukden we went to Liaoyang, where we arrived on the 22nd of June.
Liaoyang was a smaller town than Mukden, and even dirtier and more
picturesque. I lived at the Hôtel International, which was kept by a
Greek. It was a Chinese house converted into an hotel, and had about
twenty rooms, as small as boxes, each containing a stool, a small basin,
and the semblance of a bedstead. The building was incredibly dirty and
squalid; the rooms opened on to a filthy yard; there was a noisy and
dirty buffet, where one had food if one waited for hours; and also a hall
open to the sky, which was covered by an awning of matting during the
hotter hours of the day. The railway station was the general rendezvous
and the centre of Liaoyang life. There, too, was a buffet and its ceiling
was black with flies, so black that you could not see a single white
spot in it. I fell ill at this hotel and had a bad attack of dysentery.
I spent the first day and night of my illness at the hotel, in the
fly-haunted squalor of the Hôtel International, in a high, delirious
fever. My Chinese servant disappeared for two days, as there was a feast
going on, and when he returned I dismissed him. But I was rescued by
Dr. Westwater, who had lived at Liaoyang for years, and had a clean,
comfortable house with a beautiful garden. In those clean surroundings
and comforts I soon recovered, and in July, Brooke and myself, with two
Montenegrin servants, left for Tashichiao. We had been attached to a
cavalry brigade of the First Siberian Army Corps, which was commanded
by General Samsonoff. We went by train to Tashichiao, with the two
Montenegrins, two mules, and five ponies, which it took twelve hours to
entrain. The night I arrived at Tashichiao I met Count Bobrinsky, a St.
Petersburg friend, and he took me into General Kuropatkin’s train and
gave me tea in his mess, and while I was there General Kuropatkin came in
himself and drank tea. Brooke and I spent the night in the presbytery of
the Catholic church in the village.

I rode to a village a few miles south-west of Tashichiao, and there I
found the headquarters of the Brigade established in the kitchen garden
of a Chinese house. This was the beginning of a new life in a new world.

That year in Manchuria the rainy season, instead of coming at its proper
times and lasting as long as it should have lasted, came in sections and
by fits and starts. So the country was either a baked desert or a sea
of mud. Looking back on that time now, I see, on the horizon, a range
of soft blue mountains. In the foreground, there is a Chinese village
built of mud and fenced with mud, and baked by the sun, yellow and hard.
There is, perhaps, a little stream with stepping-stones in it; a delicate
temple, one-storied and painted red like lacquer, on the water bank,
and round it, as far as eye can see, fields of giant millet. The women,
dressed in dark blue, the blue of blue china, stand at the doorsteps,
smoking their long-stemmed pipes, and there is a crowd of brown, fat,
naked children with budding pig-tails.

Then I see the battlefield of Tashichiao: a low range of soft blue hills
in the distance; to the west a large expanse of the most brilliant vivid
green, from which the cone of an isolated kopje arose; to the east some
dark green hills, with patches of sand, and at their base a stretch of
emerald-green giant millet; in the middle of the plain a hot, sandy road;
blazing heat and a cloudless sky, and Japanese shells bursting in puffs
of brown and grey, as if someone was blowing rings of tobacco smoke
across the mountains. This battle was a long artillery duel, which went
on from early morning until nine in the evening. Colonel Gaedke, who was
looking on, said the Russians were shooting well. I wondered how he could
tell.

In the evening, after that day’s battle, I rode back to Tashichiao to the
presbytery of the Catholic church, where the French correspondents had
been living.

It was nine o’clock in the evening when I got home. Two Chinamen had
just arrived to rebuild the church. They had pulled down the altar, and
at the top of the ladder were working quietly at a new frieze. My two
Montenegrin servants were quarrelling fiercely in the yard and throwing
brushes and pans at each other. My Chinese boy had prepared a hot bath
in the middle of the yard. A Russian gunner, grimy with dirt and sweat,
and worn out with fighting, staggered into the yard and said a prayer,
when he noticed the building was a church. The day after this, the first
of many long retreats began, ending at Haichen station, where the buffet
was full of people and where I managed to do a difficult thing—difficult
in Manchuria, that is to say, where the trains waited sometimes eighteen
hours at a station—to miss the train, and I slept on the platform.

After that, I remember a train journey to Liaoyang, and a soldier
crying in the train because another soldier, after using strings of
blood-curdling language and startling obscenities, which did not produce
any effect, as they were like worn-out counters, called him a _sheep_;
and another soldier dropping his rifle from the train, and jumping from
the train to pick it up.

Then, at the end of July, a ride back to Haichen, a distance of thirty
miles, carried out in two stages, and a night spent on the grass at a
railway siding where soldiers who guarded the line lived. The soldiers
entertained me and gave me soup and bread, and tea, some cucumber, and
some sugar. I thought of Byron’s example of something solemn:

    “An Arab with a stranger for a guest.”

My host had lived in this isolated land-lighthouse for four and a half
years. He and the other soldiers talked of places, and one of them said
the Red Sea lay between Japan and China, near Colombo. Another said that
the English had taken Thibet. They made me a bed with some hay and a
blanket, and I slept in the field. Then came a start at dawn and a ride
to Haichen, where there was bustle and confusion, and a battle expected;
and there, for the first time, I saw the ghastly sight of maimed soldiers
being carried in with their fresh bandages, their recent wounds, their
waxen faces, and their vague, wondering eyes. After that, a night in the
village disturbed by a panic, and shouts that the Japanese were upon us,
followed by the discovery that it was a false alarm, and the further
discovery that the expected battle would not happen. We rode back to
Liaoyang, after which I was laid up with sunstroke and again cured by Dr.
Westwater.

At the end of the first week of August, I started once more to find the
Cavalry Brigade to which I had been attached. This time I took with me
Dimitri, a dark-eyed Caucasian with a black beard and a nose like a beak,
dressed in a long brown skirt with silver trimmings, and armed with a
scimitar and several revolvers. Dimitri had lived in the saddle all his
life, and when I complained of my pony stumbling, he said: “It’s not the
pony; the truth is, little father, that just a little you don’t know how
to ride.”

I found the Brigade. It was commanded by a new General, called Sichkhov.
He was sitting in the small and dirty room of a Chinese cottage; a
telegraph was ticking in the room next door, and everywhere flies were
buzzing. “Have you brought us any food?” said the General. “We have
nothing here, no bread, no sugar.”

The General and the staff lived in the cottage in which there were two
rooms. The rest of us lived in a garden. At the bottom of the garden
there was a piece of trellis-work, over which a pumpkin twined and
climbed. Under it was my valise. This was my bedroom. This was in the
village of Davantientung. I stayed there six days. We used to get up very
early at four or five. I would say “Good morning” to the doctor. He would
draw back his hand and say: “I beg your pardon, I have not washed.” The
ceremony of washing was performed like this: you took off your shirt, and
a Cossack poured water from a pewter cup over your head and your hands,
and you could use as much soap as you pleased. At noon we had our midday
meal, then we drank tea and slept; later we went for a walk, perhaps, and
had supper in the evening, and then bed. But torrents of rain fell, and
this idyllic garden soon became a swamp. I moved to another neighbouring
Brigade, commanded by Colonel Gurko, and while I was there I dined with
one of his batteries, a horse battery of Trans-Baikalian Cossacks. They
asked me to stay with them for good, and I did so. The night after I
had dined with the battery, the doctor took me to a church where there
was a Chinese Catholic priest. His presbytery was scrupulously clean,
and the church was full of paper roses. In the presbytery sat an old
bronzed Chinaman reading his breviary. He talked French, with a somewhat
limited vocabulary, but with a pure French intonation, and he gave us
a glass of _fine champagne_. The day after this we were ordered to
go to Davantientung, the village I had just left. There we occupied
a large Chinese house with a dirty yard in front of it. Here a new
epoch began for me—life with a battery. The Commander of the battery,
Colonel Philemonov, was away in hospital. His place was taken by a fat,
Falstaffian, good-natured man, with a heart of gold, called Malinovsky,
who knew next to nothing about gunnery. The gunnery work was performed
by a junior Lieutenant, Kislitsky. There were other younger officers,
a doctor, and a veterinary surgeon. We all lived in one room of the
Chinese house; our beds were stretched side by side along the _K’ang_—the
natural platform of every Chinese house. We got up at sunrise, and had
dinner at noon. Dinner consisted of huge chunks of meat, cut up and
mixed with potatoes, and served in a pail. This dish the cook used to
call _Bœuf Strogonoff_, and it was the only dish he knew. Sometimes the
officers struck and demanded something else, but the dish always ended by
being _Bœuf Strogonoff_.

After dinner, we used to sleep on the _K’ang_, talk and sleep, and then
go for a walk, talk, sleep once more, and go to bed. The weather was very
hot; when it rained, which it did torrentially once every ten days, it
was hotter. Every house you saw was made of yellow-baked mud; on each
side of you were endless immense stretches of giant millet fields, of an
intense blinding green. There was an irresistible languor in the air.

In the yard outside, the horses munched green beans in the mud. Inside
the _fangtse_ all the flies of the world seemed to have congregated. In
spite of the heat, one took shelter under anything, even a fur rug. To
eat and sleep was all one thought about; but sleep was difficult and the
food was monotonous and scanty. Insects of all kinds crawled from the
dried walls on to one’s head. Outside the window, two or three Chinese
used to argue in a high-pitched voice about the price of something. There
was perhaps a fragment of a newspaper four months old which one had read
and re-read. The military situation had been discussed until there was
nothing more to be said. Nowhere was there any ease for the body or rest
for the eye—an endless monotony of green and yellow; a land where the
rain brought no freshness and the trees afforded no shade. The brain
refused to read; it circled round and round in some fretful occupation
such as half inventing an acrostic.

When Bron Herbert read the account I wrote of life during this period of
the war, he wrote and told me that it had vividly brought back to him his
experiences of camp life in South Africa.

“No fellow,” he wrote, “who hasn’t been through it can know what it’s
like. The way that everyone _says_ exactly the same things that they
would say if they were in London, and all the time they’re _doing_ most
absurdly different things. The way that one drifts clean out of one’s
little circle, of which one has formed an integral part and in which
one has been absorbingly interested, and instantaneously finds oneself
in another quite new one in which one becomes in a few seconds a vastly
important component part and equally absorbed. The way in which one
really spends nine-tenths of one’s time sitting in some beastly place
without shade, brushing flies off one’s face, and somehow one isn’t bored
with it. The way in which all things which are most boring at home become
most interesting out there. The way in which everything is rather a blur,
nothing very distinct but all one’s sensations funny ones, quite new and
different; only the isolated little incidents stand out clear like oases.
There’s no general impression left. It’s like tops of mountains sticking
up through a fog.”

These are the kind of incidents I remember. One night a man arrived at
Davantientung from Moscow. We put him up. When he woke up in the morning
he said: “I was dreaming that I was going to the Art Theatre in Moscow.
I had got tickets; they were doing a new play by Tchekov. I wake up and
find myself here.”

Another time a translation of H. G. Wells’s _Food of the Gods_ appeared
in a Russian journal, and two officers fought for it, and rolled on the
floor till the magazine was torn to bits; and they neither of them wanted
it really.

The doctor of the battery and one of the young officers would argue about
the war, about the absurdity of war; that if you go to war it is silly
to look after the wounded. The gospel of frightfulness was advocated and
rejected. Endless discussions followed.

One evening, the Cossacks bathed their horses in a lake hard by and
swam about naked, like Centaurs. It was a wonderful lake, full of pink
lotus flowers, which in the twilight, with the rays of the new moon
shining on the floating tangled mass of green leaf (the leaves by this
time were grey and shimmering) and the broad pink petals of the flowers,
made a harmony that seemed to call for the brush of some delicate French
impressionist painter. But no painter could have reproduced the silvery
magic of those greys and greens, the fantastic spectacle made by the
moonlight, the twilight, the shining water, the dusky leaves, and the
delicate lotus petals. Those days at Davantientung were long days. I
suppose I was not really there a long time, but it seemed an eternity.
I went back to Liaoyang in the middle of August, to post a letter, and
then found my way back to the battery by a miracle, for they had moved,
and I arrived at the very door of their new quarters. Then the long dream
of the sweltering _entr’acte_ came to an end. We suddenly got orders to
move at two o’clock in the morning. We marched to a large village, and
in the afternoon we moved on to another place where, just as I had taken
the saddle off my pony, and was lying down in a Chinese temple, I heard
a stir. The Japanese were reported to be less than a mile from us, and
had entered the end of the village we had just left, while the dragoons
were going out of the other end of it. We marched till midnight and then
rested, and at dawn we started by a circuitous route for Liaoyang, which
we reached about three o’clock in the afternoon.




CHAPTER XV

BATTLES


We established ourselves in a small village about two miles from the
town of Liaoyang. Everything was calm. This was on 29th August, and a
battle was expected on the next day. Kuropatkin was rumoured to have said
that he would offer a tall candle to Our Lady at Moscow if the Japanese
fought at Liaoyang. A little to the south of us was a large hill called
So-shan-tse; to the east a circle of hills; to the north, the town of
Liaoyang. A captive balloon soared slowly up in the twilight. It did not
astonish the Chinese.

We lay down to sleep. Nobody thought there would be a battle the next
day. Colonel Philemonov had arrived at the battery the evening we left
Davantientung. I had not seen him before, and the battery up to then
had been commanded nominally, and in a social sense by Malinovski, but
in a military sense by Kislitski. The first time I set eyes on Colonel
Philemonov was in the grey dawn in a Chinese house at the first place
we stopped at after Davantientung. He was sitting at a window in a grey
tunic. Being shortsighted, I mistook him for one of the other officers,
and I went boldly up to him and was about to slap him on the back when he
slowly turned his grey-bearded face towards me and looked up inquiringly
with a grunt. I fled. I knew him by reputation. He was said to be the
best artillery officer in the Siberian Army, and had formed the three
Transbaikalian horse batteries. He had returned no better from the
hospital, and was suffering from a terrible internal disease; but nothing
overcame his indomitable pluck.

We had scarcely laid ourselves down to rest when we received orders to
move to a village in the east. The horses were saddled, and we marched to
a village on the hills east of So-shan-tse, about two miles off. There
we once more settled down in a Chinese house, and I fell into a heavy
sleep. I was roused from this by the noise of rifle fire. There were
faint pink streaks in the eastern sky. The village was on an elevation,
but around us were still higher hills. You could hear guns and rifles.
The battle had begun. We moved out of the village to a hill about a
hundred yards to the north-west of it; here there was an open space of
slopes and knolls, not high enough to command a view of the surrounding
country. Two regiments of infantry were standing at ease on the hills,
and as General Stackelberg, the Commander of the First Army, and his
Staff rode through the village, at the foot of our knoll, the men saluted
him, shouting the usual formula. He was wearing a white tunic, and I
think most of the men thought he was the Commander-in-Chief.

Officers stood on rocks, surveying the position through their glasses.
The scene looked like a battle-picture: the threatening grey sky,
splashed with watery fire; the infantry going into action, and the men
cheering the General, as he rode along with his smart Staff in his
spotless white tunic and gold shoulder straps. To complete the picture,
a shell burst in a compound in front of us, where some dragoons had
halted. Presently, we moved off to the west, and the battery was placed
at the extreme edge of the plain of millet, west of the tall hill of
So-shan-tse. Colonel Philemonov and Kislitski climbed up this hill and
directed the fire from the top, on the right side of it, transmitting his
orders by a ladder of men placed at intervals down the hill. The whole
battle occupied an area of about 20 square miles. I climbed to the top of
the hill. It was a grey day, and all you could see was a vast plain of
millet. The battery was firing on a Japanese battery to the south-west,
at a range of about 5000 yards. I could see the flash of the Japanese
guns through my field-glasses when they fired. Every now and then you
could make out in a village, or a portion of the plain where there was
a clearing in the millet, little figures like Noah’s Ark men, which one
knew to be troops. Colonel Philemonov lay on the side of the hill, and
with him were Kislitski and the doctor. The Colonel was too ill to do
much himself, and, during the greater part of the day, it was Kislitski
who gave the range. The Colonel was wrapped in a Caucasian cloak, and
every now and then he checked or slightly modified Kislitski’s orders.
Kislitski was the most brilliant officer I met during the war. He was
cultivated and thoughtful; he knew his business and loved it. It was an
art to him, and he must have had the supreme satisfaction of the artist
when he exercises his powers and knows that his work is good. He was
absolutely fearless, and never thought of himself or of his career. He
was responsible for the battery’s splendidly accurate firing in nearly
every engagement. He got little credit for it, but he did not need it;
his wages were fully paid to him while he was at work. Moreover, anything
that accrued to the Colonel was fully deserved, because he had created
the battery; the officers were his pupils; and his personal influence
pervaded it. He was always there, and ready, if anything went badly, to
surmount his physical suffering and deal with the crisis.

The Japanese attack moved slowly like a wave from the south to the
south-west, until in the evening, about seven o’clock, they were firing
west of the railway line. Three guns of the battery were taken and
placed at the top of a small elevation which lay at the foot and west
of So-shan-tse, and fired due west towards the red setting sun, over
the green _kowliang_ in which the Japanese infantry were advancing and
breaking like a wave on a rock. All day long the Japanese had been firing
at us, but the shells fell to the right of us in the millet, and on
the evening of the first day we had no casualties of any kind. Towards
sunset it began to rain. I was sitting on the edge of a road with a young
officer of the battery, a Transbaikalian called Hliebnikov, who had been
shouting orders all day in command of a section. He was hoarse from
shouting, and deaf from the noise. I was deaf too. We could neither of
us hear what the other said, and we shared a frugal meal out of a tin of
potted meat. A soldier near us had his pipe shot out of his mouth by a
bullet. I shouted to him that it was rather a dangerous place. He shouted
back that he was too hungry to care. By sunset the Japanese attack had
been driven back. From the spectator’s point of view, the _kowliang_,
the giant green millet, hid everything. From a hill you could see the
infantry disappear into the _kowliang_; you could hear the firing, and
the battle seemed to be going on underground. In the evening you saw the
result in the stream of wounded and mangled men who were carried from the
field to the ambulances.

A terrible procession was wending its way to Liaoyang—some of the men on
foot, others carried on stretchers. I met one man walking quietly. He
had a bandage soaked red round the lower part of his face; his tongue
and lips had been shot away. Nightfall found us sitting on a small knoll
at the base of So-shan-tse hill; it had rained heavily. There was no
prospect of shelter for the night. Colonel Philemonov was sitting wrapped
up in his Caucasian cloak, tired and white; he was in pain. A Cossack had
been sent to a village to find a house for us, and to make tea. He did
not come back, and Kislitski and I went to look for him. We came to a
house in the village of Moe-tung and found a number of soldiers warming
themselves round the fire. The Cossack said there was no accommodation,
as the rooms on the left were occupied by the Japanese prisoners, those
on the right by the Russian dead. There was a shed in the yard—and he
pointed to it—full of refuse. This Cossack was an old soldier and he
knew his man. Kislitski was extraordinarily fastidious about cleanliness
and food. He would rather starve than eat food which he disliked, and
stand up in the rain sooner than sleep in a hovel. Kislitski went away
in disgust. I stayed and warmed myself by the fire. Soon five or six
officers of an infantry regiment arrived, hungry and drenched. The
Cossack met them and told them the whole house had been engaged by the
Commander and officers of the 2nd Transbaikalian Battery, who would
presently arrive, and the officers went away disgusted.

I went back to the battery on the knoll, and it was settled we should
remain where we were. After a while the doctor and Hliebnikov asked me
to take them to the house to see what could be done. We went back and
discovered lights burning in a room we had not been shown before, and
there the Cossack and his friends were enjoying a plentiful supper of
cheese, sausages, hot tea, and a bottle of vodka. There we lay down
to sleep, but not for long; we were wakened by bullets at one in the
morning. The Japanese were attacking the village. I saddled my pony and
made for my battery, but lost the way. I met a wounded soldier in the
_kowliang_. He couldn’t walk. I lifted him on to my pony, and we found
a Red Cross Station in a Chinese temple, and the man was rebandaged.
We moved slowly, and on the way this man said to me: “Tell me, little
father, what made the Japanese so angry with us?” (“_Po chemu tak
rasserdilis?_”). I slept in the yard of the temple on some stones. Firing
began again at dawn, and I soon found my way back to the battery. The
guns were where they had been the day before, but they pointed west. The
Colonel and Kislitski were no longer on the big hill, but on the top of
the smaller one, at the foot and to the west of it. The Japanese had
partially regained in the night the ground they had lost in the day.
They had got the range of our battery. One man was wounded soon after I
arrived. I crossed the road and climbed the small hill. What a short time
that takes to write, but what a long time it took to do! An eternity. I
went half-way across, came back, and then started again. I thought every
shell must hit me. When I climbed the hill and found the Colonel and
Kislitski I felt more comfortable. The Japanese were firing at us from a
battery about two miles off. Shells sometimes burst on the road and in
front of us. It was the first time I had been under shrapnel fire. The
first time I had been under any kind of fire for any prolonged period.
The Japanese were firing both shrapnel and shell now. I remember time
passed quickly, as if someone had been turning the wheel of things at a
prodigious unaccustomed rate. I heard that Hliebnikov had been wounded
in the night and sent to the hospital. I stayed on the knoll till one
o’clock. Then there was a pause. I left the knoll and sought a safer
place near the horses; then I went to see what was happening elsewhere.
A long stream of wounded men was flowing to the Red Cross Stations and
from there to Liaoyang. The noise was louder than ever. I started to go
back to the battery, and met one of the officers, who told me it had been
moved. I foolishly believed him. I learnt afterwards this was not true;
they stayed in their position till nine. At the end of the second day the
Japanese were driven back two miles to the west. On the east they took a
trench, which was never retaken. Then came the news of Kuroki’s turning
movement. On the following morning Liaoyang, with its triple line of
defences, was left to defend itself, while the rest of the army crossed
the river. It was neither a victory nor a defeat for either side.

The battle was over but not the fighting, for all through the night of
the 31st the Japanese attacked the forts. A Cossack officer, who was in
one of them told me that the sight was terrible; that line after line
of Japanese came smiling up to the trenches and were mown down till the
trenches were full of bodies, and then more came on over the bodies of
the dead. One of the officers who was in the fort went mad from horror.

I rode back towards the town in the evening; on the way I met Brooke, who
had been with General Stackelberg. We turned back to watch some regiments
going into action towards the east, and then we rode back to Liaoyang
with streams of ambulances, stretchers, and wounded men walking on foot.
The terrible noise continued.

I thought of all the heroes of the past, from the Trojan War onward, and
of the words which those who have not fought their country’s battles, but
made their country’s songs, have said about these men and their deeds,
and I asked myself, Is that all true? Is it true that these things become
like the shining pattern on a glorious banner, the captain jewels of a
great crown, which is the richest heirloom of nations? Or is all this
an illusion? Is war an abominable return to barbarism, the emancipation
of the beast in man, the riot of all that is bad, brutal, and hideous;
the suspension and destruction of civilisation by its very means and
engines; and are those songs and those words which stir our blood merely
the dreams of those who have been resolutely secluded from the horrible
reality? And then I thought of the sublime courage of Colonel Philemonov,
and of the thousands of unknown men who had fought that day in the
_kowliang_, without the remotest notion of the why and wherefore, and I
thought that war is to man what motherhood is to woman—a burden, a source
of untold suffering, and yet a glory.

After the battle of Liaoyang there followed another _entr’acte_. I lost
my battery and they were sent north to rest. I arrived at Mukden on
2nd September, and from there I went on a short expedition to General
Miskchenko’s Corps with M’Cullagh, one of the correspondents. Nothing
of great interest happened while I was there, except that one day we
took part in a reconnaissance. Later, I paid a visit to a corps on the
extreme right, near Sin-min-tin, about twenty-six miles from Mukden. I
spent a week there in a village with a Colonel who commanded a Cavalry
Brigade. These were delicious days. The landscape was rich and woody;
the _kowliang_ had been reaped; there was an autumnal haze over the
landscape and a subtle chill in the air; the leaves were not yet brown,
and there were no signs of decay; but the dawns were chilly and the
evenings short. One of the officers went out shooting pheasants with
his retriever every afternoon. Wild duck used to fly over the village
in the evening, sometimes wild geese as well, and there were wild duck
in abundance on a reedy lake near the village. Someone here had two
long books of Dostoievsky: _The Idiot_ and _The Brothers Karamazov_. I
remember devouring them both. I had only read _Crime and Punishment_ up
till then, and these two books were a revelation. I got back to Mukden
at the beginning of October, and at the railway station I met an officer
belonging to the battery, who told me they had just arrived from the
north. I found them near the station, and there I met all my old friends.
They had been right up to Kuan-chen-tse and then to Harbin and back. The
Colonel was still an invalid and in bed. We moved from a cold field,
where we were under canvas, into a temple, or rather a house inhabited
by a Buddhist priest, and enjoyed two days of perfect calm. The building
consisted of three quadrangles surrounded by a high stone wall. The first
of the quadrangles was like a farmyard. There was a lot of straw lying
about, some broken ploughshares, buckets, wooden bowls, spades, hoes,
and other furniture of toil. A few hens hurried about searching for
grain here and there; a dog was sleeping in the sun. At the farther end
of the yard a cat seemed to have set aside a space for its private use.
This farmyard was separated from the next quadrangle by the house of the
priest, which occupied the whole of the second enclosure; that is to say,
the living-rooms extended right round the quadrangle, leaving an open
space in the centre. The part of the house which separated the second
quadrangle from the next consisted solely of a roof supported by pillars,
making an open verandah, through which, from the second enclosure, you
could see into the third. The third enclosure was a garden with a square
grass plot and some cypress trees. At the farthest end of the garden was
the temple itself—a small pagoda, full of carved and painted idols.

When we arrived here the priest welcomed us and established us in rooms
in the second quadrangle. The Cossacks encamped in a field on the other
side of the farmyard, but the treasure-chest was put in the farmyard
itself, and a sentry stood near it with a drawn sword. A child moved
about the place. He was elegantly dressed. His little eyes twinkled like
onyxes, and his hands were beautifully shaped. This child moved about
the farmyard with the dignity of an emperor and the serenity of a great
pontiff. Gravely and without a smile he watched the Cossacks unharnessing
their horses, lighting a fire, and arranging the officers’ kit. He walked
up to the sentry, who was standing near the treasure-chest, a big,
grey-eyed Cossack, with a great tuft of fair hair, and the expression
of a faithful retriever, and said: “Ping!” in a tone of indescribable
contempt. “Ping” in Chinese means soldier-man, and if one wishes to
express contempt for a man there is no word in the whole of the Chinese
language which does it so effectually. The Cossack smiled on the child
and called him by every kind of endearing diminutive, but he took no
notice and retired into the inner part of the house. The next day
curiosity got the better of him, and one of the Cossacks—his name was
Lieskov, and he looked after my mule—made friends with him by playing
with the dog. The dog was dirty and distrustful and not used to being
played with. He was too thin to be eaten. But Lieskov tamed this dog and
taught him how to play, and the big Cossack used to roll on the ground,
while the dog pretended to bite him. I remember coming home that same
afternoon from a short stroll with one of the officers, and we found
Lieskov fast asleep in the yard across the steps of the door, and the
Chinese child and the dog were sitting next to him. We woke up Lieskov,
and the officer asked him why he had gone to sleep. “I was playing with
the dog,” he said, “and I played so hard that I was exhausted and fell
asleep.”

There was something infinitely quiet and beautiful in that temple, with
its enclosures of trees and grass, bathed in the October sunshine. The
time we spent there seemed very long and very short, like a pleasant
dream. The weather was so soft and fine, the sunshine so bright, that had
not the nights been chilly we should never have dreamt it was autumn.
It seemed rather as if the spring had been unburied and had returned to
earth by mistake. I remember one of the officers saying: “Thank Heavens
we were in the deepest reserve.” We seemed to be sheltered from the world
in an island of dreamy lotus-eating; and the only noise that reached
us was the sound of the tinkling gongs of the temple. We lived a life
of absolute indolence, getting up with the sun, eating, playing cards,
strolling about on the plains, whence the millet had been reaped, eating
again, and going to bed about nine. Then the calm was suddenly broken,
and we received orders to start for the front and join the First European
Corps, which formed part of the reserve.

We started for the front on the afternoon of the 6th of October, and we
did not reach any place where fighting was going on till the 12th. Those
intervening days were spent in marches and halts in Chinese villages.
At one of our halting-places I was billeted with Kislitski, who always
lived apart, as he could not bear the public life and the public food of
a mess. He sat up all one night making a mysterious implement of wood,
something to do with rectifying the angle of sight of the guns, and
singing to himself passages from Lermontov’s poem, “The Demon,” as he
worked.

On the evening of the 11th we arrived at a Chinese village, where to
the south of us there was a range of hills which continued like a
herring-bone right on to Yantai. In these hills a desperate battle was
going on. The battle was drawing nearer to us, and we were drawing nearer
to the battle. Firing went on all night. The next day, at six o’clock
in the morning, artillery fire began, and from a small hill in front
of our position I got a splendid view of the fighting. The _kowliang_
was reaped, and one could see to the east successive ranges of brown
undulating hills, and to the west a plain black with little dots of
infantry. In the extreme distance, to the south-west of the hill on which
I stood, were the hills of Yantai. On a higher hill in front of that on
which I was standing the infantry was taking up its position, and the
Japanese shrapnel was falling on it. The infantry retired and moved to
the south-west, and it looked at first as if there was going to be a
general retreat.

The firing went on without interruption until ten minutes to seven in the
evening. In the night it rained heavily; the noise of thunder was as loud
as the noise of the guns. News of terrific fighting kept on arriving—a
battery was lost and a regiment cut up, and the wounded began to stream
past our camp. Rifle fire went on all night.

The next morning punctually at half-past six the guns began once more.
The battle had got still nearer. The shells were falling closer and
closer. I turned round and saw through my field-glasses that our camp was
astir. I ran back and was met by my Buriat servant, who was leading my
pony. Shells began to fall on the hill where I had been standing. It was
half-past eight in the morning, and we were just ready and expecting to
start when we were told to remain where we were. The shelling stopped.
A little before one o’clock a regiment of the First Corps which was
in front of us were told to retreat. It was said that the enemy was
beginning to turn our right flank. The battery were ordered to fire on
a Japanese battery to the south-west, to cover the retreat of a Russian
field battery.

The battery went into action at twenty minutes to three. The guns were
masked behind the houses of the village, and Colonel Philemonov climbed
up a high tree, so as to get a better view. Knowing how ill he was and
that he might have a paroxysm of pain at any moment, my blood ran cold.
He could not see well enough from the tree, and he moved up the slope of
the hill. He began to give out the range, but after two rounds had been
fired he fell almost unconscious to the ground, and Kislitski took over.

The Japanese were firing Shimosé shells. We saw a torn mass of a tree
or _kowliang_ scattered into fragments by the explosion of a shell. But
when at three o’clock we left the position we saw it was not _kowliang_
nor a tree that had been blown up, but a man. We took up our position
on another and higher hill, and the battery fired west, at the farthest
possible range, on the Japanese infantry, which we could see moving in
that direction against the horizon. This lasted till sunset. At dusk we
marched into a village. The infantry was lying in trenches ready for
the night attack. Some of the men had been killed by shells, and at the
edge of a trench I saw two human hands. The next morning the noise of
firing began at four o’clock. We moved into a road and waited for the
dawn. It was dark. The firing seemed to be close by. The Cossacks made
a fire and cooked bits of meat on a stick. At dawn, news came that the
assault of the enemy had been repulsed and that we were to join later
on in an attack. The Colonel went to look for a suitable position. I
went with him. From the top of a high hill we could see through a glass
the Japanese infantry climbing a hill immediately south of our former
camp. The Japanese climbed the hill, lay down, and fired on the Russian
infantry to the east of them. The Russians were screened from our sight
by another hill. The battery fired at first from the foot of the hill,
and the enemy answered back from the east and the west. We had to move to
a position on a hill farther north, whence we fired on a battery three
miles off. The battery went into action at eight. Colonel Philemonov,
Kislitski, and I lay on the turf at the top of the hill. Kislitski gave
the range. The Colonel had begun to do it himself, but had fallen back
exhausted. “I love my business,” he said to me, “and now that I get a
chance of doing it, I can’t. All the same, they know I’m here.” About
an hour after the battery had begun to fire, the Japanese infantry came
round through the valley and occupied a hill to the north-west of us, and
opened fire first on our infantry, which was beneath us and in front of
us, and then on the battery. The sergeant came and reported that men were
being wounded and horses had been killed: an officer called Takmakov,
who had just joined the battery, was wounded. The Japanese infantry were
1200 yards from us. Three of the guns were then reversed and fired on
the infantry. This went on till noon. You could see the Japanese without
a glass. With a glass one could have recognised a friend. At noon the
infantry retired, and we were left unprotected, and had to retreat at
full speed under shrapnel and infantry fire. My pony was not anywhere
near. I had to run. The Colonel saw this and shouted to the men to
give me a horse, and a Cossack brought me a riderless horse, which was
difficult to climb on to, as it had a high Cossack saddle and all a
Cossack’s belongings on it.

We crossed the river Sha-ho, and just as everyone was expecting a general
retreat to Mukden, we were told to recross the river. It began to rain.
As we crossed the river, one of the horses had the front of its face
torn off by shrapnel. We took up a position on the other side of the
river; the first few shots of the enemy fell with alarming precision on
the battery, but the Japanese altered the range, and their shells fell
wide. Twenty minutes later the enemy’s fire ceased all along the line.
Afterwards we knew that the reason why it ceased was because the Japanese
had run short of ammunition. Kislitski and I walked towards the south
to see what was going on. We climbed to the top of an isolated cottage,
but could see nothing. Then we came back, and the battery set out for a
village south-west by a circuitous route across the river. Nobody knew
the way. We marched and marched until it grew dark. The Colonel was in
great pain. Some Cossacks and Chinese were sent to find the village. We
halted for an hour by a wet ploughed field. At last they came back and
led us to the village. We expected to find the transport there. I was
hoping to find dry clothing and hot food, as we were drenched to the skin
and half-dead with hunger and fatigue. When we arrived at the village I
was alone with one of the officers; we dismounted at a bivouac, and the
officer went on ahead, expecting me to follow him. I thought he was to
come back for me. I waited an hour; nobody came; so I started to look
for our quarters. The village was straggling and mazy. I went into house
after house, and only found strange faces. At last I got a Cossack to
guide me, and, after half an hour spent in fruitless search, we found the
house and the officers, but no transport, no food, and no dry clothing.
I gave way to temper, and was publicly congratulated by the battery
for doing so. They said that it was the first time I had manifested
discontent in public.

I spent the night in the Colonel’s quarters, and we discussed Russian
literature: Dostoievsky, Gogol, and Dickens. He was surprised at a
foreigner being able to appreciate the humour of Gogol. I was surprised
at a foreigner, I told him, being able to appreciate the humour of
Dickens.

At dawn we received orders to hold ourselves ready. Half an hour later we
were told to join the First Siberian Corps, which had been sent south to
attack.

We marched to a village called Nan-chin-tsa, not far from a hill which
the Russians called Poutilov’s Hill, and which the English called Lonely
Tree Hill. It had been taken in the night by the Japanese. Through a
glass you could see men walking on it, but nobody knew if they were
Russians or Japanese. Two Cossacks were sent to find out. Wounded men
were returning one by one, and in bigger batches, from every part of the
field. It was a brilliant sunshiny day, and the wounded seemed to rise
in a swarm from the earth. It was a ghastly sight, even worse than at
Liaoyang. The bandages were fresh, and the blood was soaking through the
shirts of the men. The Cossacks came back and reported that the hill was
occupied by the Japanese. We marched back another verst (two-thirds of a
mile) and found the corps bivouacking in the plain. All along the road
we met wounded and mutilated men, some carried on stretchers and some
walking, their wounds fresh and streaming. We marched another verst south
again, and the guns were placed behind the village of Fun-chu-Ling, two
miles north of the hill to which General Poutilov gave his name. On the
way we met General Poutilov himself and the infantry going into action.
Colonel Philemonov and I climbed up on to the thatched roof of a small
house, whence he gave the range. Kislitski was not there. In front of us
was a road; our house was at the extreme right corner of the village; to
the right of us was a field planted with lettuce and green vegetables.
Infantry were marching along the road on their way into action. A company
halted in the field and began eating the lettuce. The Colonel shouted:
“You had better make haste finishing the green stuff there, children,
as I am going to open fire.” They hurriedly made off, as if they were
to be the target, except one who, greedier than the rest, lingered a
little behind the others, throwing furtive glances at the Colonel lest
he should suddenly fire on them. The guns were in a field behind us,
and immediately under the house where we were perched, two Chinamen,
who had been working in the fields, had made themselves a dug-out, and
towards tea-time they appeared from the earth, made tea, and then crept
back again. The battery opened fire, and two other batteries shelled the
hill, one from the east and one from the west. The enemy answered with
shrapnel, but not one of these shells touched us; they all fell beyond us.

A little while later, three belated men belonging to a line regiment
walked along the road. Our guns fired a _salvo_, upon which these men,
startled out of their lives, crouched down. The Colonel shouted to them
from the roof: “Crouch lower or else you will be shot.” They flung
themselves on the road and grovelled in the dust. “Lower!” shouted the
Colonel. “Can’t you get under the earth?” They wriggled ineffectually,
and lay sprawling like brown fish out of water. Then the Colonel said:
“You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Don’t you know my shells are
falling three versts from here? Be off!” At sunset the battery ceased
fire. Soon a tremendous rattle told us the infantry attack had begun. An
officer described this afterwards as a “comb of fire.” We waited in the
dark-red, solemn twilight, and later a ringing cheer told us the hill had
been taken. Someone who was with us said it was just like manœuvres. But
all was not over, as the Japanese counter-attacked twice. The hill was
partly taken, but at what cost we were presently to see.

It grew dark; we sought and found a Chinese house to pass the night
in. Men began to arrive from the hill, and from their account it was
difficult to tell whether the hill had been taken or not. The Colonel
told Hliebnikov to ride to the hill and find out. Hliebnikov said to me:
“He is sending me to be shot like a dog.” We were just lying down to
rest when a wounded man arrived asking to be bandaged, then another and
another.

The doctor of the battery was with us. The nearest Red Cross Station
was eight miles off. Soon the house was full of wounded, and more were
arriving. They lay on the floor, on the _K’angs_, on every available
place. The room was lit by one candle and a small Chinese oil-lamp. The
men had been wounded by bullets and bayonets; they were torn, mangled,
soaked in blood. Some of them had broken limbs. Some of them had walked
or crawled two miles from the hill, while others, unable to move, had
been carried on greatcoats slung on rifles. When one house was full we
went to the next, and so on, till all the houses in the street of the
village were filled. Two of the officers bandaged the slightly wounded,
while the doctor dealt with the severer wounds. The appalling part of the
business was, that one had to turn out of the house by force men who were
only slightly wounded or simply exhausted. Some of them merely asked to
be allowed to rest a moment and drink a cup of tea, and yet they had to
be turned ruthlessly from the door, to make room for the ever-increasing
mass of maimed and mangled men who were crying out in their pain. As a
rule the wounded soldiers bore their wounds with astonishing fortitude,
but the wounded I am speaking of were so terribly mangled that many of
them were screaming in their agony. Two officers were brought in. “Don’t
bother about us, Doctor,” they said; “we shall be all right.” We laid
these two officers down on the _K’ang_. They seemed fairly comfortable;
one of them said he felt cold; and the other that the calf of his leg
tingled. “Would I mind rubbing it?” I lifted it as gently as I could,
but it hurt him terribly; and then I rubbed his leg, which he said gave
him relief. “What are you?” he said—“an interpreter, or what?” (I had
scarcely got on any clothes; what they were, were Chinese and covered
with dirt.) I said I was a correspondent. He was about to give me
something, whether it was a tip or a small present as a remembrance I
shall never know, for the other officer stopped him and said: “No, no,
you’re mistaken.” He then thanked me. Half an hour later he died. One
seemed to be plunged into the lowest inferno of human pain. I met a man
in the street who had crawled on all-fours the whole way from the hill.
The stretchers were all being used. The way in which the doctor dealt
with the men was magnificent. He dominated the situation, encouraged
everyone, had the right answer, suppressed the unruly, and cheered those
who needed cheering up.

Each house was so small, the accommodation in it so scanty, that it took
a short time to fill, and we were constantly moving from one house to
another. The floor was in every case so densely packed with writhing
bodies that one stumbled over them in the darkness. Some of the men were
sick from pain; others had faces that had no human semblance at all.
Horrible as the sight was, the piteousness of it was greater still. The
men were touching in their thankfulness for any little attention, and
noble in the manner they bore their sufferings. We had tea and cigarettes
for the wounded.

I was holding up a man who had been terribly mangled in the legs by a
bayonet. The doctor was bandaging him. He screamed with pain. The doctor
said the screaming upset him. I asked the man to try not to scream, and
lit a cigarette and put it in his mouth. He stopped immediately and
smoked, and remained quite still—until his socks were taken off. The men
scarcely ever had socks; their feet were swathed in a white bandage, a
kind of linen puttee. This man had socks, and when they were taken off he
cried, saying he would never see them again. I promised to keep them for
him, and he said: “Thank you, my protector.” A little later he died.

When we gave the soldiers tea or cigarettes, they made the sign of the
Cross and thanked Heaven before they thanked us.

One seemed to have before one the symbol of the whole suffering of the
human race: men like bewildered children, stricken by some unknown force
for some unexplained reason, crying out and sobbing in their anguish, yet
accepting and not railing against their destiny, and grateful for the
slightest alleviation and help to them in their distress.

We stayed till all the houses were full; at two o’clock in the morning
a detachment of the Red Cross arrived, but they had their hands full to
overflowing. We went to snatch a little sleep. We had in the meantime
heard that the hill had been taken, and that at dawn the next day we
were to proceed thither.

Before dawn I had some food in the Colonel’s room. While I was there, he
sent for the doctor. “I hear,” he said, “that you used our bandages for
the wounded who came in last night.” The doctor said this was so. “You
had no business to do that,” said the Colonel. “I am expecting severe
fighting to-day, and if my men are wounded I shall have no bandages for
them.” The doctor said nothing. He knew this was true; every bandage had
been used. “I strictly forbid you to do anything of the kind again,” said
the Colonel. The doctor saluted and went out. He at once rode to the
nearest Red Cross Station, and came back with a provision of bandages
later in the morning.

At dawn we started for Lonely Tree Hill, trotting all the way. The road
was covered with bandages; the dead were lying about here and there; but
when we arrived at the hill the spectacle was appalling. I was the only
foreigner who was allowed to visit the hill that day. As the Colonel rode
up the hill we passed the body of a Japanese soldier which lay waxen and
stiff on the side of the road, and suddenly began to move. The hill was
littered with corpses. Six hundred Japanese dead were buried that day,
and I do not know how many Russians. The corpses lay in the dawn, with
their white faces and staring eyes like hateful waxwork figures. Even
death seemed to be robbed of its majesty and made hideous and bedraggled
by the fingers of war. But not entirely. Kislitski, who was with me,
pointed to a dead Japanese officer who was lying on his back, and told me
to look at his expression. He was lying with his brown eyes wide open and
showing his white teeth. But there was nothing grim or ghastly in that
smile. It was miraculously beautiful; it was not the smile of inscrutable
content which we see on certain statues of sleeping warriors such as that
of Gaston de Foix at Milan, or Guidarello Guidarelli at Ravenna, but
a smile of radiant joy and surprise, as if he had suddenly met with a
friend for whom he had longed, above all things, at a moment when of all
others he had needed him, but for whose arrival he had not even dared to
hope. Near him a Russian boy was lying, fair and curly-headed, with his
head resting on one arm, as if he had fallen asleep like a tired child
overcome with insuperable weariness, and had opened his eyes to pray to
be left at peace just a little longer.

The trenches and the ground were littered with all the belongings of the
Japanese: rifles, ammunition, bayonets, leather cases, field-glasses,
scarlet socks, dark-blue greatcoats, yellow caps, maps, painting-brushes,
tablets of Indian ink, soap, toothbrushes, envelopes full of little black
pills, innumerable notebooks, and picture postcards, received and ready
for sending. Some of the Japanese dead wore crosses. One had a piece of
green ribbon sewn in a little bag hanging round his neck. One had been
shot through a postcard which he wore next to his heart.

I saw a Russian soldier terribly wounded just as he had begun to eat
his luncheon in the shelter of the hill. So many men were buried that
day that the men were faint and nauseated by the work of burying the
dead. The battle was over, and now there were only daily short periods
of mutual shelling. We lived all day on the hill, and we slept in a
broken-down house at the foot of one end of it. There were no windows
in this house, and the doors had to be used for fuel. The nights were
piercingly cold. The place was full of insects, and we were covered with
lice. I lived for a week on the top of this hill without anything of
particular interest happening, and on the 30th of October I left with
Colonel Philemonov, who had been ordered to Russia by the doctors. He had
been getting worse, and could scarcely move from his bed. In spite of
this he would get up from time to time and, muffled in a cloak, go up to
the top of the hill.

He was given the St. George’s Cross for the battle of the Sha-ho.

As we rode away he told me how he had lived with his men and regarded
them as his children, and that it broke his heart to go away. He was a
man of forbidding exterior, with rather a grim manner; he frightened some
people, but he was refined and cultivated, with a quiet sense of humour,
the embodiment of unaffected courage and calm devotion to duty. The men
worshipped him. The officers admired him, but I remember one day when I
rejoined the battery the following year a discussion at the Mess, when
the doctor said that although he admired Philemonov immensely, he thought
a good-natured officer, whom we had all known, who used frankly to go to
the base whenever there was a chance of fighting, was superior as a man,
a better man, and to my astonishment most of the officers agreed with
him.

One curious trait about Philemonov was that he was infinitely indulgent
to clever scamps, if they amused him, and rather unfair towards
conscientious dullards. He punished, as some poet says somewhere,
the just unwise more hardly than the wise unjust, and he liked being
bluffed, and although he wasn’t really taken in, he was indulgent, more
than indulgent, to a successful piece of bluff. I arrived at Mukden on
the 31st of October, and the battery returned on the 4th of November
to repair the guns. We lived once more in the temple outside the city
walls. The autumn had come and gone. It was winter. There had been no
autumn, but a long summer and an Indian summer of warm, hazy days. One
day the trees were still green, and the next the leaves had disappeared.
The sky became grey, the snow fell, and the wind cut like a knife. The
exquisite outlines of the country now appeared in all their beauty. The
rare trees with their frail fretwork of branches stood out in dark and
intricate patterns against the rosy haze of the wintry sunset, softened
with innumerable particles of brown dust, and one realised whence Chinese
artists drew their inspiration, and how the “Cunning worker in Pekin”
pricked on to porcelain the colours and designs which make Oriental china
so beautiful and precious. In the meantime I heard from the _Morning
Post_ that they no longer wanted a correspondent in Manchuria, so I
decided to go home. Had I waited a few days longer, I could have remained
correspondent for the _Standard_, but this I did not know till it was too
late. I stayed at Mukden till the 1st of December, when I started for
London.




CHAPTER XVI

LONDON, MANCHURIA, RUSSIA


During the summer of 1905 I did a certain amount of dramatic criticism
for the _Morning Post_. I wrote notices on some of the foreign plays that
were being given in London during that summer. Several foreign companies
were with us. Duse had a season at the Waldorf Theatre; Coquelin
played in _L’Abbé Constantin_, rather a tiresome, goody-goody play;
Sarah Bernhardt produced Victor Hugo’s _Angelo_, _l’Aiglon_, _Pelléas
et Mélisande_ (with Mrs. Patrick Campbell), _Phèdre_, and _Adrienne
Lecouvreur_, not Scribe and Legouvé’s play, but a play of her own.

I saw Duse display the full range of her powers in Alexandre Dumas fils’
_La Femme de Claude_; Goldoni’s _La Locandiera_; Dumas’ _Une Visite de
Noces_, _La Dame aux Camélias_, _Adrienne Lecouvreur_; and D’Annunzio’s
_Gioconda_; Sardou’s _Odette_ and _Fédora_.

The most interesting of these performances was, I think, her Césarine in
_La Femme de Claude_. Duse was blamed for appearing in a repertory of
such plays. She was said to complain of the repertory herself. But it is
doubtful whether, apart from all booking-office questions of popularity,
she would have appeared to a greater advantage in plays of a more exalted
character. Duse was not a tragic actress in the sense one imagines Mrs.
Siddons and Rachel were tragic. She could not enlarge a masterpiece of
poetry by her interpretation, nor give you a plastic poetic creation like
a piece of a Greek frieze, as Sarah Bernhardt could and did in _Phèdre_.
She was not the incarnation of the tragic muse; the gorgeous pall
overwhelmed her; when she played Cleopatra, for instance (Shakespeare’s
Cleopatra much mutilated), her peculiar power seemed to melt into thin
air. I once heard a celebrated French actress, and a French critic, who
had both only seen her play Cleopatra, wonder what her reputation was
based on. What she needed was something between high comedy and tragedy;
and this was precisely what she found in certain parts of the modern
repertory of Ibsen, D’Annunzio, Sardou, Dumas fils, and Pinero, in which
she played during that summer.

Dumas’ play, _La Femme de Claude_, gave her not only an opportunity of
showing her astonishing skill, her perfect technique, but it revealed
unguessed-of, almost incredible, aspects of her genius. When she played
parts such as Sudemann’s _Magda_ and _La Dame aux Camélias_, one used to
feel as if one ought not to be there; as if one were peeping through a
keyhole at scenes of too intimate and too sacred a nature for the public
eye. When Amando hurled money and hissed vituperation at her in the
fourth act of _La Dame aux Camélias_, one felt as if the police ought to
interfere, and save so noble a creature from outrage. One doubted whether
Duse were an artist or even an actress in the true sense of the word, and
whether all she gave were not glimpses of the extraordinary nobility of
her personality; whether the play were not beside the question; whether
she might not just as well appear on the stage in her ordinary clothes
and tell us a few confidences—her joys and her sorrows.

But her performance in _La Femme de Claude_ proved the contrary. It
proved that in the subtle and objective interpretation of a definite
character, a character utterly alien to her own nature, she could rival,
if not surpass, any artist in the world.

_La Femme de Claude_ was said by Théodore de Banville to be a symbolic
play. Call it that if you will, or call it a melodrama. The subject is
simple and dramatic, the action rapid and vigorous. An austere scientific
engineer called Claude has married an evil wife, Césarine. She leaves
him. He invents a new and powerful gun. She comes back. A foreign spy
blackmails her. He threatens to make revelations about her to her
husband, unless she obtains for him the secret of the gun. At first she
defies this man. She says her husband knows all there is to be known;
he then mentions incidents that her husband cannot know, for the bare
knowledge of them would make him an accessory in crime. She undertakes to
get the secret. She tries to win back her husband, fails, and then shows
her teeth. She sets about to seduce her husband’s pupil, a young man who
is already in love with her. She persuades him to give her the papers and
her husband shoots her dead when they are about to elope. At first sight
you would have thought that Duse’s genius was too refined and too noble
to render the snake-like, feline, insinuating, feverish, treacherous,
panther-like, savage nature of Dumas’ she-monster. Sarah Bernhardt is
the artist who at once leaps into the mind as being suited to the part,
a part that might have been written for her. I have seen Sarah Bernhardt
play it and play it superbly. At certain moments she carried you right
off your feet.

But Duse played on the nerves till they vibrated like strings, in the
same manner as she herself was tremulously vibrating. It was a gradual
process of preparation, which began from the first moment she walked
on to the stage until she fell forward at the end with outstretched
hands when she was shot. Her art was like that of a cunning violinist;
the music with its delicately interwoven themes was phrased in subtle
progress and with divine economy of effect, till she reached the
catastrophe, and then Duse attained to that height where all style
disappears, and only the perfection of art, in which all artifice is
concealed, remains. The climax needed no effort, no strain; it was the
way every note had been struck before, that made it tremendous.

Of course she transfigured Césarine, the heroine; in the modern repertory
she always raised the scale of everything she touched, so that you cried
out for her to play tragedy, and that was just what she could not do.
She did not make Dumas’ heroine a better woman than he intended her to
be; but she made her a greater woman than he can ever have hoped she
would appear. Duse’s Césarine was wicked to the core; not thoughtlessly
non-moral, not invincibly ignorant in her wickedness, but consciously and
deliberately destructive; and the manifestation and expression of this
unmitigated evil was rendered ten times more impressive by the subtlety
of its expression and the delicate refinement which it was clothed with
and partially disguised. Duse reminded one of Tacitus’ description of
Nero’s wife, Poppæa, who, he says, professed virtue but practised vice;
and whose demeanour was irreproachably modest. “Sermo comis nec absurdum
ingenium: modestiam præferre et lascivia uti.”

When she met Claude’s young pupil in the first act, she gave, while
she deliberately bewitched him, the impression that she was herself the
victim of an ingenuous and involuntary passion. In the second act her
appeal to her husband would have deceived any jury and most judges. The
notes rang out with the authentic indignation of sincerity, with the
seemingly unmistakable agony of a victim of unjust circumstance and
outrageous fortune; in that long and arduous scene, in that tense duel,
fought inch by inch between the desperate woman and the unrelenting man,
she was a gallant, a glorious fighter in a losing battle; and at the
last, when she saw the game was lost, and she allowed her true nature to
show, the spectacle was not that of a savage beast that can do nothing
but snarl and howl, but of a gentle animal that suddenly shows ferocious
teeth and reveals a hellish hate.

The finest moment of the play came after this, when she sets about her
final capture of the young man and makes him deliver her husband’s
secret. When she triumphed and said the word “_Vieni_,” it was as if one
were watching some demi-goddess, some Circe, swoop gracefully but with
terrible accuracy of aim on to her prey; swift and calm in the deadly
certainty of her stroke and of her triumph. Nobody can ever have acted
better than Duse did at that moment.

Duse’s performance as Césarine was the finest complete creative work I
ever saw her do—finer, in my opinion, than her Magda, because in Magda
she was too noble for the part, and rendered none of the _cabotine_ side
of the character.

The most charming of Duse’s parts was Mirandolina in Goldoni’s comedy,
_La Locandiera_, in which she gaily twisted all men round her fingers and
played on their weaknesses as a harper on his strings. On the same day
she gave this exhibition of gaiety, charm, rippling fun, and sly humour,
the whole as easy and spontaneous and as fresh as a melody by Mozart, she
played Lydie in Alexandre Dumas’ terrible little masterpiece in one act,
_La Visite de Noces_, and showed with unflinching truth not realism but a
Tolstoy-like reality how a woman with despair in her soul can calmly and
deliberately unravel the skein of man’s weakness, cowardice, and infamy,
and then spit out her disgust at it.

In Scribe and Legouvé’s tinsel and lifeless melodrama, _Adrienne
Lecouvreur_, she was wasting her talent, and indeed in her hands the
greater part of the play fell flat as far as there is anything in it to
fall flat. But in the death scene she revealed new phases of her genius:

    “Silver lights and darks undreamed of.”

She turned the tinsel of the play into gold by her bewilderment, when she
felt the first effects of the poison, her delirium, when she imagined
herself on the lighted stage, and by her final battle with Death, when
she recovered her senses once more, in the last moments of her agony. One
gasped for breath when she felt the first throes of the poison; and when
she became delirious, the surroundings seemed to fade; we were face to
face with a ghost; we felt the icy wind blowing from the dark river.

In D’Annunzio’s play, _La Gioconda_, she might have been De Quincey’s
Our Lady of Sorrows. In Sardou’s _Fédora_ not all her technical skill
could supply the acid necessary to make that particular and peculiarly
constructed engine work. The engine was made for Sarah Bernhardt, and
nobody else has ever succeeded in making it deliver the strong electric
shock, the infectious thrill that it produced when Sarah Bernhardt dealt
with it. It may not have been worth doing; but only she could do it.

Looking back on all the plays in which I saw Duse act, and on all the
striking moments and scenes in those plays—her confusion when she
recognised the man who had seduced her in _Magda_, the pathos of her
death scene in _La Dame aux Camélias_, her withering scorn in Sardou’s
_Odette_, her irony in Ibsen’s _Doll’s House_, her fiendish leer of
seduction and triumph in _La Femme de Claude_—there was one moment in one
play which impressed me more than everything else. This was in the last
act of Pinero’s _The Second Mrs. Tanqueray_, when she looks at herself
in a hand-glass and realises that when she loses her looks she will have
lost all. Duse looked in the glass, and she passed her hand over her
face. It was only a flash, a flicker; it only lasted a second, and yet
in that second her face reminded me of the title of one of Kipling’s
stories, _The Gate of the Hundred Sorrows_. She looked suddenly, and for
a second, fifty years older, and one felt that the act of suicide with
which the play ends was not improbable, whatever else it might be—was, in
fact, inevitable.

Sarah Bernhardt, Duse, and Chaliapine were the three greatest artists
I have seen on the stage; for Chaliapine, in addition to his glorious
voice and his consummate singing, is a great actor, and his range is
prodigious. He can sing one night in _Ivan the Terrible_ and freeze you
to the marrow by his interpretation of the grim, half-insane, majestic,
and frenzied King; and the next night give you a picture of calm and
serene saintliness in the part of the old Believer in _Khovantincha_;
or in the _Barbier de Seville_ he can be comic with a rollicking gusto.
Perhaps his finest part is that of Mephistopheles in Boito’s opera. When
he comes on to the stage in the first act disguised as a monk you feel
that the devil is there, the Prince of Darkness, and not a fancy-dress
ball Mephistopheles; and in the scene on the Brocken, he looks and plays
as if he were Milton’s Satan. There is a titanic grandeur about him. He
wears the pall of tragedy as easily as if it were a dressing-gown. Like
all great actors, he gives you the impression that his acting is quite
simple, an easy thing which anyone could do. If you watch him closely, it
is impossible to detect how and when he makes a gesture or gives a look
or an intonation. It is done before you have time to see it done. He told
me once that his great desire and ambition was to play in Shakespeare;
and his _Boris Godounov_, in which he gave so ineffaceable a picture of
sombre ambition, brooding fear, and eating remorse, indicated that he
would have been magnificent as Othello, Richard III., or Lear. The finest
acting I ever saw on the English stage were Irving’s Becket with its
sublimely dignified and impressive death-scene in the Cathedral; Ellen
Terry’s Beatrice with its inspiring pace and rippling diction—indeed,
Ellen Terry in any part, Portia, Imogen, Nance Oldfield—Sir John Hare in
_A Pair of Spectacles_ and the _Notorious Mrs. Ebbsmith_; Mrs. Kendal in
_The Likeness of the Night_, and, for imaginative character acting, Tree
as Svengali. Hare had the same seeming simplicity in his art, the same
concealment of all artifice, the same undetectable conjury that struck
one in the work of Duse, Chaliapine, Sarah Bernhardt, and all great
actors.

Mrs. Kendal acted so well, when she and her husband and Sir John Hare
used to appear regularly at the St. James’s Theatre, and people took the
excellence of her acting so much for granted, that they tired of it. She
left us. She toured in America, and then she came back and appeared in
a play called _The Greatest of These_, at the Garrick Theatre, in June
1896; and Mr. Bernard Shaw, in his notice of the play, said: “Mrs.
Kendal, forgetting that London playgoers have been starved for years in
the matter of acting, inconsiderately gave them more in the first ten
minutes than they have had in the last five years, with the result that
the poor wretches became hysterical and vented their applause in sobs
and shrieks. And yet in the old days at the St. James’s they would have
taken it as a matter of course and perhaps grumbled at the play into the
bargain.”

But of all my playgoing, I think what I enjoyed most of all was a summer
troupe at the Arena Nazionale in Florence, in the summer of 1893. The
troupe was an ordinary one; but they produced a different play every
night; and I there saw nearly all the plays worth seeing in the European
repertory, including Shakespeare, Ibsen, Dumas, Sardou, Maupassant,
Sudermann—besides many Italian plays. The seats were cheap; smoking
was allowed. The auditorium was open to the sky. The Italians acted so
naturally, and so easily, that they were more like children improvising
charades than professionals working for their bread; and among them was
an actor who made a great name for himself later—Zacchoni. I remember
that when I came back to London and went to a play for the first time,
the diction of the English players seemed so stilted, laborious, and
artificial, after these easy, babbling Italians, that I felt as if it
was in London and not in Florence that I had been listening to a foreign
language.

At the end of the summer of 1905 I went back to Manchuria. I spent
a few days in St. Petersburg, and then I embarked once more in the
Transbaikalian railway. The journey was pleasantly different from what it
had been in 1904, and almost as interesting in another way. An officer of
the German forestry, and a friend of a Hildesheim friend of mine—Erich
Wippern—was in the train. He was reading the second part of Goethe’s
_Faust_. I shared a compartment with an army doctor. We crossed Lake
Baikal in a steamer. It was blue, and there was nothing of the ghostly
unreal look about it that it wears in the winter. Kharbin was changed
beyond recognition. The town was twice as big and seemed to be almost
deserted. General Linevitch, the new Commander-in-Chief, did not allow
officers to go there any more except on pressing errands and for good
reasons. I spent a few days there, and I got to know some of the local
officers, among others a charming General Zacharoff who was in charge of
the demobilisation. I found myself suddenly plunged into a new society
which was not unlike what Chekhov depicts in his plays. A small drama
was progressing round the wife of a local engineer, who was the Circe
of the place. She was not particularly beautiful, but she did what she
liked with whomsoever she pleased. There were quarrels, duels arranged,
suicides threatened, revolvers fired; the whole ending in conversation
and cigarette smoke—just as in a Chekhov play, of which the motto might
have been: “L’amour passe; la fumée reste.”

On 1st September peace was declared, and the soldiers in the place tore
the telegram from one another’s hands.

I went to Gunchuling, which was the remoter G.H.Q. of the army, and
I stayed with the Press censors. Although peace had been declared,
an officer whom I knew got orders to go and fortify positions, and
Kuropatkin’s army was said to have received orders to advance. At the
time this seemed inexplicable. The reason of this was, I learnt a long
time afterwards, that news had been received of a revolution in Japan.

From Gunchuling I went to Godziadan, which was the advanced G.H.Q.
where the Commander-in-Chief lived in a train. I had telegraphed from
Gunchuling to the 2nd Transbaikal battery, asking them to send horses to
fetch me. The battery was in Mongolia, at a place called Jen-tsen-Tung,
on the extreme right flank of the army and eighty miles from Godziadan.
Two Cossacks arrived with a pony for me and my own saddle on it, and we
started at eight o’clock in the morning on our long and exhausting ride.

We spent the first night at the Chinese town of Ushitai, and halted for
our midday meal the next day at a Chinese village, a small tumble-down
place near a large clump of trees. A Chinaman came out of the house and,
seeing the red brassard of the correspondents on my arm, thought I was a
doctor. In pidgin Russian he told me his child was ill; and leading me
into his house he showed me a brown and naked infant with a fat stomach.
The infant had a white tongue and had been feeding, so the Chinaman told
me, on raw Indian corn. I prescribed cessation of diet, and the Chinaman
seemed to be satisfied, and asked me whether I would like to hear a
concert. I said: “Very much”; he then bade me sit down on the _K’ang_ and
said: “_Smotri, smotri_” (“Look, look”). Presently another Chinaman came
into the room, and taking from the wall a large and twisted clarion made
of brass, he blew on it one deafening blast and hung it up on the wall
again. There was a short pause. I waited in expectation, and the Chinaman
turned to me and said: “The concert is now over.” I then went to have
luncheon with the Cossacks under the trees, the meal consisting of rusks
as hard as bricks swimming in an earthen bowl of boiling water, on the
surface of which tea was sprinkled. When we had finished our meal, and
just as we were about to start, the Chinaman in whose house I had been
entertained, rushed up to me and said: “In your country, when you go to
a concert, do you not pay for it?” The concert was paid for, and we rode
on. We rode through grassy and flowery steppes: this was the beginning of
Mongolia. We met Mongols sitting sideways on their ponies and dressed in
coats of many colours, and we arrived at Jen-tsen-Tung at eight o’clock.
There I found my old friend Kislitski of the battery, who was living in
an immaculately clean Chinese house, and there I dined and spent the
night. The next morning I rode to a village two miles off, where the
battery was quartered. There I stayed from the 15th of September until
the 1st of October, living a life of ease and interest. The village where
we were quartered was picturesque. It lay in a clump of willow trees,
and near it there was a large wood which stretched down to a broad brown
river. Next door to us lived a Chinaman who was preparing three young
students for their examination in Pekin. He was an amiable and urbane
scholar, and he used to put on large horn spectacles and chant the most
celebrated stop-shorts in Chinese literature. Stop-shorts are Chinese
poems in four lines. They are called stop-shorts because the sense goes
on when the sound stops.

We spent the time in riding, reading, bathing, sleeping, and playing
patience.

Jen-tsen-Tung was a large and picturesque town; a stream of Mongols
flowed in and out of it, wearing the most picturesque clothes—silks and
velvets of deep orange and sea-green that glowed like jewels. At one
of the street corners a professional wizard, dressed in black silk,
embroidered with silver moons and wearing a black conical hat, practised
his trade. You asked a question, paid a small sum, and he told you the
answer to the question; but he refused to prophesy for more than a
hundred days ahead.

The evenings in our quarters were beautiful. The sky would have a faint
pinky-mauve tinge, like a hydrangea, and a large misty moon hung over the
delicate willow trees that were silvery and rustled faintly in the half
light. From the yard would float the sounds of music, music played on a
one-stringed instrument and accompanying a wailing song, an infinitely
melancholy music, less Oriental than Chinese music, and more Eastern than
Russian music.

I left this dreamy paradise on the 1st of October, and I arrived at
Kharbin on the 7th of October.

At Jen-tsen-Tung I had consulted the magician who practised his arts in
the street about my journey home. His answer was that I could go home by
the west or by the east; west would be better, but I should meet with
obstacles. His prophecy came true, but the obstacles did not begin till
we arrived at Samara. I was in the Trans-Siberian express. There were
on board the train some officers, a German savant, two German men of
commerce, three Americans—who were on their way back from Siberia, where
they had managed a mine—a Polish student, and some ladies. I shared a
compartment with Alexander Dimitriev-Mamonov, whose acquaintance I had
made at Kharbin. He was the landlord of a small property near Kirsanov.
During the war he had been employed in the Russo-Chinese Bank at Port
Arthur, where he had worked during the daytime. At night he had served
in the trenches. He spoke English perfectly, although he had never been
to England. The first part of the journey was uneventful, and nothing of
interest happened till we arrived at Irkutsk, except that the German man
of commerce had a violent quarrel with one of the officers because he did
not take off his hat in the restaurant car, in which there was a portrait
of the Emperor. Had the German been a little better versed in Russian
law, he would have known that a recent decree had made this salutation
unnecessary; as it was, he gave in and submitted to the incident being
written down in a protocol.

While we were quietly travelling, the Russian revolution had begun. The
first news of it came to me in the following manner. We had crossed
the Urals, and we had been travelling thirteen days; we had arrived at
Samara, when the attendant, who looked after the first-class carriages,
came into my compartment and heaved a sigh. I asked him what was the
matter. “We shan’t get farther than Toula,” he said. “Why?” I asked.
“Because of the unpleasantnesses” (_niepriatnosti_). I asked, “What
unpleasantnesses?” “There is a mutiny,” he said, “on the line.” We passed
the big station of Sisran and arrived at the small town of Kousnetsk,
which was no bigger than a village. There we were told the train could
not go any farther because of the strike.

We expected an ordinary railway strike, which would mean at the most a
delay of a few hours. We got out and walked about the platform. By the
evening the passengers began to show signs of restlessness. Most of them
sent long telegrams to various authorities. They drew up a petition in
the form of a round-robin, which was telegraphed to the Minister of Ways
and Communications, saying that an express train full of passengers,
extremely over-tired by a long and fatiguing journey, was waiting at
Kousnetsk, and asking the Minister to be so good as to arrange for
them to proceed farther. This telegram remained unanswered. The next
day resignation seemed to come over the company, although innumerable
complaints were voiced, such as, “Only in Russia could such a disgraceful
thing happen,” and one of the passengers suggested that Prince Kilkov’s
portrait, which was hanging in the dining-car, should be turned face to
the wall. Prince Kilkov had built the railway, and was at that moment
driving an engine himself from Moscow to St. Petersburg, as no trains
were running. He was over seventy years old. The Polish student, who
had made music for the Americans, playing by ear the accompaniment
to any tune they whistled him, and many tunes from the repertory of
current musical comedy, played the pianoforte with exaggerated facility
and endless _fioriture_ and runs. I asked an American mechanic who was
travelling with the mining managers, whether he liked the music. He said
he would like it if the “damned hell were knocked out of it,” which was
exactly my feeling. On the second day after our arrival, my American
friends left for Samara with the intention of proceeding thence by water
to St. Petersburg. I have wondered ever since how long the journey took
them, and whether they found a steamer. As it was, their departure was
not without a comic element. This is what happened. They were talking
frankly about the supine inertia of the Russians when faced with an
emergency, and were pointing out how different were the ever-ready
presence of mind and the instant translation of ideas into action that
marked men of their own country. They added that they had lost no time
in chartering the best horses in the town, and were starting for Samara
in an hour’s time. They were not going to take things lying down. While
they were telling us this in the restaurant car, a minor, very minor
and rather shabby, Russian official was sitting in the corner of the
car saying nothing and drinking tea. It turned out he had overheard and
understood the conversation of the Americans, for, when they carried
their luggage to where they expected their frisky Troika to be, it
was there indeed, but they had the mortification of seeing the little
official already inside it, galloping off and waving them a friendly
farewell. They had to be content with an inferior equipage and a later
start.

The passengers spent the time in exploring the town, which was somnolent
and melancholy. Half of it was built on a hill, a typical Russian
village—a mass of squat brown huts; the other half in the plain was like
a village in any other country. The idle guards and railway officials sat
on the steps of the station room whistling. Two more trains arrived—a
Red Cross train and a slow passenger train. Passengers from these trains
wandered about the platform, mixing with the idlers from the town. A
crowd of peasants, travellers, engineers and Red Cross attendants,
sauntered up and down in loose shirts and big boots, munching sunflower
seeds and spitting out the husks till the platform was thick with
refuse. A doctor who was in our train, half a German, with an official
training and an orthodox mind, talked to the railway servants like a
father. It was wrong to strike, he said. They should have put down their
grievances on paper and had them forwarded through the proper channels.
The officials said that would have been waste of ink and penmanship.
“I wonder they don’t kill him,” Mamonov said to me, and I agreed.
Each passenger was given a rouble a day to buy food. The third-class
passengers were given checks, in return for which they could receive
meals. However, they deprecated the plan and said they wanted the amount
in beer. They received it. They then looted the refreshment room, broke
the windows, and took away the food. This put an end to the check system.
The feeling among the first-class passengers rose. Something ought to be
done, was the general verdict; but nobody quite knew what. They felt
that the train ought to be placed in a safe position. The situation
on the evening of the second day began to be like that described in
Maupassant’s story, _Boule de Suif_. Nothing could be done except to
explore the town of Kousnetsk. There was a feeling in the air that the
normal conditions of life had been reversed. The railway officials and
the workmen smiled ironically, as much as to say, “It is our turn now,”
but the waiter in the restaurant car went on serving the aristocracy,
which was represented by a lady in a tweed coat and skirt, and two old
gentlemen, first. The social order might be overturned, but, though
empires might crash and revolutions convulse the world, he was not going
to forget his place.

It was warm autumn weather. The roads were soft and muddy, and there
was a smell of rotting leaves in the air. It was damp and grey, with
gleams of weak, pitiful sunshine. In the middle of the town there was
a large market-place, where a brisk trade in geese was carried on. One
man whom I watched failed to sell his geese during the day, and while
driving them home at sunset talked to them as if they were dogs, saying:
“Cheer up, we shall soon be home.” A party of convicts who belonged to
the passenger train were working not far from the station, and asked the
passers-by for cigarettes, which were freely given to the “unfortunates,”
as convicts were called in Russia. I met them near the station, and they
at once said: “Give the unfortunates something.” Towards evening, in
one of the third-class carriages, a party of Little Russians, Red Cross
orderlies, sang together in parts, and sometimes in rough counterpoint,
melancholy, beautiful songs with a strange trotting rhythm with no end
and no beginning, or rather ending on the dominant as if to begin again,
and opposite their carriage on the platform a small crowd of _muzhiks_
gathered together and listened and praised the singing.

On the morning of the fourth day after we had arrived, the impatience
of the passengers increased to fever pitch. A Colonel, who was with us
and who knew how to use the telegraph, communicated with Pensa, the next
big station. Although the telegraph clerks were on strike, they remained
in the offices talking to their friends on the wire all over Russia.
The strikers were civil. They said they had no objection to the express
going farther; that they would neither boycott nor beat anyone who took
us, and that if we could find a friend to drive the engine, well and
good. We found a friend, an amateur engine-driver, who was willing to
take us, and on the 28th of October we started for Pensa. We had not
gone far before the engine broke down. Directly this happened all the
passengers offered advice about the mending of it. One man produced a
piece of string for the purpose. But another engine was found, and we
arrived at last at Pensa. There, I saw in the telegrams the words “rights
of speech and assembly,” and I knew that the strike was a revolution. At
Pensa the anger of the soldiers whose return home from the Far East had
been delayed was indescribable. They were lurching about the station in
a state of drunken frenzy, using unprintable language about strikes and
strikers.

We spent the night at Pensa. The next morning we started for Moscow,
but the train came to a dead stop at two o’clock the next morning at
Riazhk, and when I woke up, the attendant came and said we should go no
farther until the _unpleasantnesses_ were over. But an hour later news
came that we could go to Riazan in another train. Riazan Station was
guarded by soldiers. A train was ready to start for Moscow, but one had
to join in a fierce scrimmage to get a place in it. I found a place in a
third-class carriage. Opposite me was an old man with a grey beard. He
attracted my attention by his courtesy. He gently prevented a woman with
many bundles being turned out of the train by another _muzhik_. I asked
him where he had come from. “Eighty versts the other side of Irkutsk,”
he said. “I was sent there, and now after thirteen years I am returning
home at the Government’s expense. I was a convict.” “What were you sent
there for?” I asked. “Murder!” he answered softly. The other passengers
asked him to tell his story. “It’s a long story,” he said. “Tell it!”
shouted the other passengers. His story was this. He had got drunk, set
fire to a barn, and when the owner had interfered he killed him. He had
served a sentence of two years’ hard labour and eleven years of exile.
He was a gentle, humble creature, with a mild expression, and he looked
like an apostle. He had no money, and lived on what the passengers gave
him. I gave him a cigarette. He smoked a quarter of it, and said he would
keep the rest for the journey, as he had still three hundred miles to
travel. We arrived at Moscow at 11 o’clock in the evening and found the
town in darkness, save for a glimmer of oil lamps. The next morning we
woke up to find that Russia had been given a charter which contained not
a Constitution, as many so rashly took for granted, but the promise of
Constitutional Government.

I stayed at the Hôtel Dresden, which when I arrived was still without
lamps or light of any kind, and the lift was not working.

The first thing which brought home to me that Russia had been granted
the promise of a Constitution was this. I went to the big Russian baths.
Somebody came in and asked for some soap, upon which the barber’s
assistant, aged about ten, said, with the air of a Hampden: “Give the
_citizen_ some soap” (“_Daite grazhdaninu mwilo_”). Coming out of the
baths I found the streets decorated with flags and everybody in a
state of frantic and effervescing enthusiasm. I went to one of the big
restaurants. There old men were embracing each other and drinking the
first glass of vodka to free Russia. After luncheon I went out into the
theatre square. There is a fountain in it, which forms an excellent
public platform. An orator mounted it and addressed the crowd. He began
to read the Emperor’s Manifesto. Then he said: “We are all too much
used to the rascality of the Autocracy to believe this; down with the
Autocracy!” The crowd, infuriated—they were evidently expecting an
enthusiastic eulogy—cried: “Down with you!” But instead of attacking
the speaker who had aroused their indignation they ran away from him!
It was a curious sight. The spectators on the pavement were seized
with panic and ran too. The orator, seeing his speech had missed fire,
changed his tone and said: “You have misunderstood me.” But what he
had said was perfectly clear. This speaker was an ordinary Hyde Park
orator. University professors spoke from the same platform. Later in
the afternoon a procession of students arrived opposite my hotel with
red flags and collected outside the Governor-General’s house. The
Governor-General appeared on the balcony and made a speech, in which he
said that now there were no police he hoped that they would be able to
keep order themselves. He asked them also to exchange the red flag, which
was hanging on the lamp-post opposite the Palace, for the national flag.
One little student climbed like a monkey up the lamp-post and hung a
national flag there, but did not remove the red flag. Then the Governor
asked them to sing the National Anthem, which they did; and as they went
away they sang the “Marseillaise”:

    “On peut très bien jouer ces deux airs à la fois
    Et cela fait un air qui fait sauver les rois!”

At one moment a Cossack arrived, but an official came out of the house
and told him he was not needed, upon which he went away, amidst the
jeers, cheers, hoots, and whistling of the crowd. On the whole, the day
passed off quietly. There were some tragic incidents: the death of a
woman, the wounding of a student and a workman who tried to rescue the
student from the prisoners’ van, and the shooting of a veterinary surgeon
called Bauman.

While I was standing on the steps of the hotel in the afternoon a woman
rushed up frantically and said the Black Gang were coming. A student
who came from a good family and who was standing by explained that the
Black Gang were roughs who supported the autocracy. His hand, which was
bandaged, had been severely hurt by a Cossack, who had struck it with
his whip, thinking he was about to make a disturbance. He came up to my
room, and from the hotel window we had a good view of the crowd, which
proceeded to

                  “Attaquer la Marseillaise en la
    Sur les cuivres, pendant que la flute soupire,
    En mi bémol: ‘Veillons an salut de l’Empire!’”

That night I dined at the Métropole Restaurant, and a strange scene
occurred. At the end of dinner the band played the “Marseillaise,” and
after it the National Anthem. Everybody stood up except one mild-looking
man with spectacles, who went on calmly eating his dinner; upon which a
man who was sitting at the other end of the room, rather drunk, rushed
up to him and began to pull him about and drag him to his feet. He made
a display of passive resistance, which proved effectual, and when he had
finished his dinner he went away.

The outward aspect of the town during these days was strange. Moscow
was like a besieged city. Many of the shops had great wooden shutters.
Some of the doors were marked with a large red cross. The distress,
I was told, during the strike had been terrible. There was no light,
no gas, no water; all the shops were shut; provisions and wood were
scarce. On the afternoon of 2nd November I went to see Bauman’s funeral
procession, which I witnessed from many parts of the town. It was an
impressive sight. A hundred thousand men took part in it. The whole of
the _Intelligentsia_ was in the streets or at the windows. The windows
and balconies were crowded with people. Order was perfect. There was
not a hitch nor a scuffle. The men walking in the procession were
students, doctors, workmen—people in various kinds of uniform. There
were ambulances, with doctors dressed in white in them, in case there
should be casualties. The men carried great red banners, and the coffin
was covered with a scarlet pall. As they marched they sang in a low
chant the “Marseillaise,” “Viechni Pamiat,” and the “Funeral March”[10]
of the fighters for freedom. This last tune is most impressive. From a
musician’s point of view it is, I am told, a bad tune; but then, as Du
Maurier said, one should never listen to musicians on the subject of
music any more than one should listen to wine merchants on the subject of
wine. But it is the tune which to my mind exactly expressed the Russian
Revolution, with its dogged melancholy and invincible passion. It was
as befitting as the “Marseillaise” (which, by the way, the Russians
sang in parts and slowly) was inappropriate. The “Funeral March” had
nothing defiant in it; but it is one of those tunes which, when sung
by a multitude, makes the flesh creep; it is commonplace, if you will;
and it expresses—as if by accident—the commonplaceness of all that is
determined and unflinching, mingled with an accent of weary pathos. As
it grew dark, torches were brought out, lighting up the red banners and
the scarlet coffin of the unknown veterinary surgeon, who in a second,
by a strange freak of chance, had become a hero, or rather a symbol; an
emblem and a banner, and who was being carried to his last resting-place
with a simplicity which eclipsed the pomp of royal funerals, and to the
sound of a low song of tired but indefatigable sadness, stronger and more
formidable than the pæans which celebrate the triumphs of kings.

The impression left on my mind by this funeral was deep. As I saw these
hundred thousand men march past so quietly, so simply, in their bourgeois
clothes, singing in careless, almost conversational, fashion, I seemed
nevertheless to hear the “tramping of innumerable armies,” and to feel
the breath of the—

    “Courage never to submit or yield,
    And what is else not to be overcome.”

After Bauman’s funeral, which had passed off without an incident, at
eleven o’clock a number of students and doctors were shot in front of
the University, as they were on their way home, by Cossacks, who were
stationed in the Riding School, opposite the University. The Cossacks
fired without orders. They were incensed, as many of the troops were, by
the display of red flags, and the processions.

The day after Bauman’s funeral (3rd November) was the anniversary of
the Emperor’s accession, and all the “hooligans” of the city, who were
now called the “Black Gang,” used the opportunity to make counter
demonstrations under the ægis of the national flag. The students did
nothing; they were in no way aggressive; but the hooligans when they came
across students beat them and in some cases killed them. The police did
nothing; they seemed to have disappeared. These hooligans paraded the
town in small groups, sometimes uniting, blocking the traffic, demanding
money from well-dressed people, wounding students, and making themselves
generally objectionable. When the police were appealed to they shrugged
their shoulders and said: “Liberty.” The hooligans demanded the release
of the man who had killed Bauman. “They have set free so many of their
men,” they said, referring to the revolutionaries, “we want our man set
free.” The town was in a state of anarchy; anybody could kill anyone
else with impunity. In one of the biggest streets a hooligan came up to
a man and asked him for money; he gave him ten kopecks. “Is that all?”
said the hooligan. “Take that,” and he killed him with a Finnish knife.
I was myself stopped by a band on the Twerskaia and asked politely to
contribute to their fund—the fund of the “Black Gang”—which I did with
considerable alacrity. Students, or those whom they considered to be
students in disguise, were the people they mostly attacked. The citizens
of the town in general soon began to think that this state of things
was intolerable, and vigorous representations were made to the town
Duma that some steps should be taken to put an end to it. The hooligans
broke the windows of the Hôtel Métropole and those of several shops.
Liberty meant to them doing as much damage as they pleased. This state of
things lasted three days, and then it was stopped—utterly and completely
stopped. A notice was published forbidding all demonstrations in the
streets with flags. The police reappeared, and everything resumed its
normal course. These bands of hooligans were small and easy to deal with.
The disorders were unnecessary. But they did some good in one way: they
brought home to everybody the necessity for order and the maintenance of
order, and the plain fact that removal of the police meant anarchy.

In spite of all this storm and stress the theatres were doing business
as usual, and at the Art Theatre I saw a fine and moving performance of
Tchekov’s _Chaika_ and also of Ibsen’s _Ghosts_. On 7th November I went
to see a new play by Gorky, which was produced at the Art Theatre. It was
called _The Children of the Sun_. It was the second night that it had
been performed. M. Stanislavsky, one of the chief actors of the troupe
and the stage manager, gave me his place. The theatre was crammed. There
is a scene in the play where a doctor, living in a Russian village, and
devoting his life to the welfare of the peasants, is suspected of having
caused an outbreak of cholera. The infuriated peasants pursue the doctor
and bash someone on the head. On the first night this scene reduced a
part of the audience to hysterics. It was too “actual.” People said
they saw enough of their friends killed in the streets without going
to the play for such a sight. On the second night it was said that the
offensive scene had been suppressed. I did not quite understand what had
been eliminated. As I saw the scene it was played as follows: A roar is
heard as of an angry crowd. Then the doctor runs into a house and hides.
The master of the house protests; a peasant flies at his throat and half
strangles him until he is beaten on the head by another peasant who
belongs to the house. The play was full of interesting moments, and was
played with finished perfection. But Gorky had not Tchekov’s talent of
representing on the stage the uneventful passage of time, the succession
of the seemingly insignificant incidents of people’s everyday lives,
chosen with such skill, depicted with such an instinct for mood and
atmosphere that the result is enthrallingly interesting. Gorky’s plays
have the faults and qualities of his stories. They are unequal, but
contain moments of poignant interest and vividness.

The next night (8th November) I went to St. Petersburg. There I saw
Spring-Rice, Dr. Dillon, and heard _Fidelio_ at the opera. The young
lions in the gallery did not realise that _Fidelio_ is a revolutionary
opera and the complete expression of the “Liberation movement” in Germany.

A Post Office strike, followed by a strike of other unions, was going on,
and one night while I was at the Opéra Bouffe, where the _Country Girl_
was being given, the electric light went out. The performance continued
all the same, the actors holding bedroom candles in their hands, while
the auditorium remained in the dimmest of twilights.

I stayed in St. Petersburg till the 21st of November, when I went to
London. I travelled to the frontier with a Japanese Military Attaché
and a Russian student. We three passengers had a curious conversation.
The Japanese gentleman rarely spoke, but he nodded civilly, and made
a sneezing noise every now and then. The student talked of English
literature with warm enthusiasm. His two favourite English modern authors
were Jerome K. Jerome and Oscar Wilde. When I showed some surprise at
this choice, he said I probably only thought of Jerome as a comic author.
I said that was the case. “Then,” he said, “you have not read _Paul
Kelver_, which is a masterpiece, a real human book—a great book.”

When we got out at the frontier the Japanese officer wanted to fetch
something but as there was no porter in sight, was loath to leave his
bag. The student offered to keep watch over it, but the Japanese would
not trust him to do this, and stood by his bag till a porter arrived. The
student was astonished and slightly hurt.

After I had stayed a little over a fortnight in London I went back first
to St. Petersburg, then to Moscow.

I had not been two days in Moscow before there was another strike. It
began on Wednesday, the 20th of December, punctually at midday. The lift
ceased working in the hotel, the electric light was turned off, and I
laid in a large store of books and cigarettes against coming events.
The strike was said to be an answer to the summary proceedings of the
Government and its action in arresting leaders of the revolutionary
committee. Its watchword was to be: “A Constituent Assembly based upon
universal suffrage.” Beyond the electric light going out, nothing
happened on this day. On Thursday, the 21st, most of the shops began
to shut. The man who cleaned the boots in the hotel made the following
remark: “I now understand that the people exercise great power.” I heard
a shot fired somewhere from the hotel at nine o’clock in the evening. I
asked the hall porter whether the theatres were open. He said they were
shut, and added: “And who would dream of going to the theatre in these
times of stress?”

The next day I drove with Marie Karlovna von Kotz into the country to
a village called Chernaya, about twenty-five versts from Moscow on the
Novgorod road, which before the days of railways was famous for its
highway robberies and assaults on the rich merchants by the hooligans
of that day. We drove in a big wooden sledge drawn by two horses, the
coachman standing up all the while. We went to visit two old maids, who
were peasants and lived in the village. One of them had got stranded in
Moscow, and, owing to the railway strike, was unable to go back again,
and so we took her with us; otherwise she would have walked home. We
started at 10.30 and arrived at 1.30. The road was absolutely still—a
thick carpet of snow, upon which fresh flakes drifting in the fitful
gusts of wind fell gently. Looking at the drifting flakes which seemed to
be tossed about in the air, the first old maid said that a man’s life was
like a snowflake in the wind, and that she had never thought she would go
home with us on her sister’s name-day.

When we arrived at the village we found a meal ready for us, which,
although the fast of Advent was being strictly observed and the food
made with fasting butter, was far from jejune. It consisted of pies with
rice and cabbage inside, and cold fish and tea and jam, and some vodka
for me—the guest. The cottage consisted of one room and two very small
ante-rooms—the walls, floors, and ceilings of plain deal. Five or six
rich ikons hung in the corner of the room, and a coloured oleograph of
Father John of Kronstadt on one of the walls. A large stove heated the
room. Soon some guests arrived to congratulate old maid No. 2 on her
name-day, and after a time the pope entered, blessed the room, and sat
down to tea. We talked of the strike, and how quiet the country was,
and of the hooligans in the town. “No,” said the pope, with gravity,
“we have our own hooligans.” A little later the village schoolmaster
arrived, who looked about twenty years old, and was a little tiny man
with a fresh face and gold-rimmed spectacles, with his wife, who, like
the æsthetic lady in Gilbert and Sullivan’s _Patience_, was “massive.”
I asked the pope if I could live unmolested in this village. He said:
“Yes; but if you want to work you won’t be quiet in this house, because
your two hostesses chatter and drink tea all day and all night.” At three
o’clock we thought we had better be starting home; it was getting dark,
the snow was falling heavily. The old maids said we couldn’t possibly go.
We should (1) lose our way; (2) be robbed by tramps; (3) be massacred by
strikers on the railway line; (4) not be allowed to enter the town; (5)
be attacked by hooligans when we reached the dark streets. We sent for
Vassili, the coachman, to consult with him. “Can you find your way home?”
we asked. “Yes, I can,” he said. “Shall we lose our way?” “We might lose
our way—it happens,” he said slowly—“it happens times and again; but we
might not—it often doesn’t happen.” “Might we be attacked on the way?”
“We might—it happens—they attack; but we might not—sometimes they don’t
attack.” “Are the horses tired?” “Yes, the horses are tired.” “Then we
had better not go.” “The horses can go all right,” he said. Then we
thought we would stay; but Vassili said that his master would curse him
if he stayed unless we “added” something.

So we settled to stay, and the schoolmaster took us to see the village
school, which was clean, roomy, and altogether an excellent home of
learning. Then he took us to a neighbouring factory which had not struck,
and in which he presided over a night class for working men and women.
From here we telephoned to Moscow, and learned that everything was quiet
in the city. I talked to one of the men in the factory about the strike.
“It’s all very well for the young men,” one of them said; “they are
hot-headed and like striking; but we have to starve for a month. That’s
what it means.” Then we went to the school neighbouring the factory where
the night class was held. There were two rooms—one for men, presided over
by the schoolmaster; and one for women, presided over by his wife. They
had a lesson of two hours in reading, writing, and arithmetic. The men
came to be taught in separate batches, one batch coming one week, one
another. This day there were five men and two boys and six women. The men
were reading a story about a bear—rather a tedious tale. “Yes, we are
reading,” one of them said to me, “and we understand some of it.” That
was, at any rate, consoling. They read to themselves first, then aloud
in turn, standing up, and then they were asked to tell what they had
read in their own words. They read haltingly, with difficulty grasping
familiar words. They related fluently, except one man, who said he could
remember nothing whatsoever about the doings of the bear. One little boy
was doing with lightning rapidity those kinds of sums which, by giving
you too many data and not enough—a superabundance of detail, leaving
out the all that seems to be imperatively necessary—are to some minds
peculiarly insoluble. The sum in question stated that a factory consisted
of 770 hands—men, women, and children—and that the men received half as
much again as the women, etc. That particular proportion of wages seems
to exist in the arithmetic books of all countries, to the despair of
the non-mathematical, and the little boy insisted on my following every
step of his process of reckoning; but not even he with the wisdom and
sympathy of babes succeeded in teaching me how to do that kind of sum. He
afterwards wrote in a copybook pages of declensions of Russian nouns and
adjectives. Here I found I could help him, and I saved him some trouble
by dictating them to him; though every now and then we had some slight
doubt and discussion about the genitive plural. In the women’s class, one
girl explained to us, with tears in her eyes, how difficult it was for
her to attend this class. Her fellow-workers laughed at her for it, and
at home they told her that a woman’s place was to be at work and not to
meddle with books. Those who attended this school showed that they were
really anxious to learn, as the effort and self-sacrifice needed were
great.

We stayed till the end of the lesson, and then we went home, where an
excellent supper of eggs, etc., was awaiting us. We found the two old
maids and their first cousin, who told us she was about to go to law
for a legacy of 100,000 roubles which had been left her, but which was
disputed by a more distant relation on the mother’s side. We talked of
lawsuits and politics and miracles, and real and false faith-healers,
till bedtime came. A bed was made for me alongside of the stove. Made
is the right word, for it was literally built up before my eyes. A
sleeping-place was also made for the coachman on the floor of the small
ante-room; then the rest of the company disappeared to sleep. I say
disappeared, because I literally do not know where in this small interior
there was room for them to sleep. They consisted of the two old maids,
their niece and her little girl, aged three, and another little girl,
aged seven. Marie Karlovna slept in the room, but the rest disappeared,
I suppose on the top of the stove, only it seemed to reach the ceiling;
somewhere they were, for the little girl, excited by the events of the
day, sang snatches of song till a late hour in the night. The next
morning, after I got up, the room was transformed from a bedroom into a
dining-room and aired, breakfast was served, and at ten we started back
again in the snow to Moscow.

On the 23rd we arrived in the town at one o’clock. The streets of the
suburbs seemed to be unusually still. Marie Karlovna said to me: “How
quiet the streets are, but it seems to me an uncanny, evil quietness.”
Marie Karlovna lived in the Lobkovsky Pereulok, and I had the day before
sent my things from the hotel to an apartment in the adjoining street,
the Mwilnikov. When we arrived at the entrance of these streets, we
found them blocked by a crowd and guarded by police and dragoons. We got
through the other end of the street, and we were told that the night
before Fiedler’s School, which was a large building at the corner of
these two streets, had been the scene of a revolutionary meeting; that
the revolutionaries had been surrounded in this house, had refused to
surrender, had thrown a bomb at an officer and killed him, had been fired
at by artillery, and had surrendered after killing 1 officer and 5 men,
with 17 casualties—15 wounded and 2 killed. All this had happened in my
very street during my absence. An hour later we again heard a noise of
guns, and an armed rising (some of the leaders of which, who were to
have seized the Governor-General of the town and set up a provisional
Government, had been arrested the night before in my street) had broken
out in all parts of the town in spite of the arrests. A little later I
saw a crowd of people on foot and in sledges flying in panic down the
street shouting: “Kazaki!” I heard and saw nothing else of any interest
during the day. There were crowds of people in the streets till nightfall.

On Sunday, Christmas Eve, I drove to the Hôtel Dresden in the centre of
Moscow to see Mamonov. The aspect of the town was extraordinary. The
streets were full of people—_flâneurs_ who were either walking about or
gathered together in small or large groups at the street comers. Distant,
and sometimes quite near, sounds of firing were audible, and nobody
seemed to care a scrap; they were everywhere talking, discussing, and
laughing. Imagine the difference between this and the scenes described in
Paris during the street fighting in ’32, ’48, and ’71.

People went about their business just as usual. If there was a barricade
they drove round it. The cabmen never dreamt of not going anywhere,
although one of them said to me that it was most alarming. Moreover, an
insuperable curiosity seemed to lead them to go and look where things
were happening. Several were killed in this way. On the other hand, at
the slightest approach of troops they ran in panic like hares, although
the troops did not do the passers-by any mischief. Two or three times
I was walking in the streets when dragoons galloped past, and came to
no harm. We heard shots all the time, and met the same groups of people
and passed two barricades. The barricades were mostly not like those of
the Faubourg St. Antoine, but small impediments made of branches and an
overturned sledge; they were put there to annoy and wear out the troops
and not to stand siege. The revolutionaries adopted a guerilla street
warfare. They fired or threw bombs and rapidly dispersed; they made
some attempts to seize the Nikolayev Railway Station, but in all cases
they were repulsed. The attitude of the man in the street was curious;
sometimes he was indignant with the strikers, sometimes indignant with
the Government. If you asked a person of revolutionary sympathies he told
you that sympathy was entirely with the revolution; if you asked a person
of moderate principles, he told you that the “people” were indignant
with the strikers; but the attitude of the average man in the street
seemed to me one of sceptical indifference in spite of all—in spite of
trade ceasing, houses being fired at, and the hospitals being full to
overflowing of dead and wounded. The fact was that disorders had lost
their first power of creating an impression; they had become an everyday
occurrence.

Here are various remarks I heard. One man, a commissionaire, asked
whether I thought it was right to fire on the revolutionaries. I
hesitated, gathering my thoughts to explain that I thought that they
thoroughly deserved it since they began it, but that the Government
nevertheless had brought it about by their dilatoriness. (This is exactly
what I thought.) Misunderstanding my hesitation, he said: “Surely you,
a _foreigner_, need not mind saying what you think, and you know it is
wrong.” (This was curious, because these people—commissionaires, porters,
etc.—were often reactionary.) A cabman said to me: “Who do you think
will get the best of it?” I said: “I don’t know; what do you think?”
“Nothing will come of it,” he said. “There will still be rich people
like you and poor people like me; and whether the Government is in the
hands of the _chinovniks_ or the students is all one and the same.”
Another man, a porter, an ex-soldier, said it was awful. You couldn’t go
anywhere or drive anywhere without risking being killed. Soldiers came
back from the war and were killed in the streets. A bullet came, and
then the man was done for. Another man, a kind of railway employee, said
that the Russians had no stamina; that the Poles would never give in,
but the Russians would directly. Mamonov, who was fond of paradox, said
to me that he hoped all the fanatics would be shot, and that then the
Government would be upset. A policeman was guarding the street which led
to the hotel. I asked if I could pass. “How could I not let a Barine with
whom I am acquainted pass?” he said. Then a baker’s boy came up with a
tray of rolls on his head, also asking to pass—to go to the hotel. After
some discussion the policeman let him go, but suddenly said: “Or are
you a rascal?” Then I asked him what he thought of it all. He said: “We
fire as little as possible. They are fools.” The wealthier and educated
classes were either intensely sympathetic or violently indignant with
the revolutionaries; the lower classes were sceptically resigned or
indifferent—“Things are bad; nothing will come of it for us.”

At midnight the windows of our house had been shaken by the firing of
guns somewhere near; but on Christmas morning (not the Russian Christmas)
one could get about. I drove down one of the principal streets, the
Kuznetski Most, into another large street, the Neglinii Proiesd (as if
it were down Bond Street into Piccadilly), when suddenly in a flash
all the cabs began to drive fast up the street. My cabman went on. He
was inquisitive. We saw nothing. He shouted to another cabman, asking
him what was the matter. No answer. We went a little farther down, when
along the Neglinii Proiesd we saw a patrol and guns advancing. “Go back,”
shouted one of the soldiers, waving his rifle—and away we went. Later,
I believe there was firing there. Farther along we met more patrols and
ambulances. The shops were not only shut but boarded up.

Next day I walked to the Nikolayev Station in the afternoon. It was from
there that the trains went to St. Petersburg. The trains were running
then, but how the passengers started I didn’t know, for it was impossible
to get near the station. Cabs were galloping away from it, and the square
in front of it had been cleared by Cossacks. I think it was attacked
that afternoon. I walked into the Riask Station, which was next door. It
was a scene of desolation; empty trains, stacked-up luggage, third-class
passengers encamped in the waiting-room. There was a perpetual noise of
firing. The town was under martial law. Nobody was allowed to be out of
doors after nine o’clock under penalty of three months’ imprisonment or a
3000 roubles fine. Householders were made responsible for people firing
out of their windows.

On the morning of 27th December there was considerable movement and
traffic in the streets; the small shops and the tobacconists were open.
Firing was still going on. They said a factory was being attacked. The
troops who were supposed to be disaffected proved loyal. The one way
to make them loyal was to throw bombs at them. The policemen were then
armed with rifles and bayonets. A cabman said to me: “There is an illness
abroad—we are sick; it will pass—but God remains.” I agreed with him.




CHAPTER XVII

RUSSIA: THE BEGINNING OF THE REVOLUTION


I spent all the winter of 1905-6 at Moscow with occasional visits to St.
Petersburg and to the country. The strikes were over, but it was in a
seething, restless state. Count Witte was Prime Minister. When he took
office after making peace with the Japanese he was idolised as a hero,
but he soon lost his popularity and his prestige. He satisfied neither
the revolutionaries nor the reactionaries, and he was neither King Log
nor King Stork. Elections were held in the spring for the convening of
the Duma, the first Russian Parliament, but they were not looked upon
with confidence and they were boycotted by the more extreme parties.
Russia was swarming with political parties, but of all these divisions
and subdivisions, each with its programme and its watchword, there were
only two which had any importance: the Constitutional Democrats called
Kadets,[11] which represented the _Intelligentsia_, and the Labour Party,
which represented the artisans and out of which the Bolsheviks were
ultimately to grow. The peasants stood aloof, and remained separate.

None of these parties produced either a statesman or remarkable man.
There were any amount of clever men and fine orators in their ranks, but
no man of action.

A man of action did ultimately appear, but in the ranks of the
Government—P. A. Stolypin—and he governed Russia for several years, till
he was murdered.

At Moscow I had two little rooms in the Mwilnikov pereulok on the ground
floor. I was now a regular correspondent to the _Morning Post_, and used
to send them a letter once a week. Their St. Petersburg correspondent was
Harold Monro, who wrote fiction under the pseudonym of “Saki.”

The stories that Monro wrote under the name of “Saki” in the
_Westminster Gazette_ and the _Morning Post_ attracted when they came
out in these newspapers, and afterwards when they were republished, a
considerable amount of attention; but because they were witty, light, and
ironical, and sometimes flippant, few people took “Saki” seriously as an
artist. I venture to think he was an artist of a high order, and had his
stories reached the public from Vienna or Paris, there would have been an
artistic boom round his work of a deafening nature.

As it is, people dismissed him as a funny writer. Funny he was, both
in his books and in his conversation; irresistibly witty and droll
sometimes, sometimes ecstatically silly, so that he made you almost cry
for laughter, but he was more than that—he was a thoughtful and powerful
satirist, an astonishing observer of human nature, with the power of
delineating the pathos and the irony underlying the relations of human
beings in everyday life, with exquisite delicacy and a strong sureness of
touch. A good example of his wit is his answer when a lady asked him how
his book could be got: “Not at an ironmonger’s.” His satire is seen at
its strongest in the fantasy, _When William Came_, in which he describes
England under German domination, but the book in which his many gifts and
his intuition for human things are mingled in the finest blend is perhaps
_The Unbearable Bassington_, which is a masterpiece of character-drawing,
irony, and pathos. And yet in literary circles in London, or at
dinner-parties where you would hear people rave over some turgid piece of
fiction, that because it was sordid was thought to be profound, and would
probably be forgotten in a year’s time, you would never have heard “Saki”
mentioned as an artist to be taken seriously.

“No one will buy,” as the seller of gold-fish remarked at the fair—“no
one will buy the little gold-fish, for men do not recognise the gifts of
Heaven, the magical gifts, when they meet them.”

Nobody sought the suffrages of the literary and artistic circle less
than “Saki.” I think he would have been pleased with genuine serious
recognition, as every artist would be, but the false _réclame_ and the
chatter of coteries bored him to extinction.

In 1914 he showed what he was really made of by enlisting in the army,
and he was killed in the war as a corporal after he had several times
refused a commission.

I spent Easter in Moscow, and this was one of the most impressive
experiences I ever had.

I have spent Easter in various cities—in Rome, Florence, Athens, and
Hildesheim—and although in each of these places the feast has its own
peculiar aspect, yet by far the most impressive and the most interesting
celebration of the Easter festival I have ever witnessed was that of
Moscow. This is not to be wondered at, for Easter is the most important
feast of the year in Russia, the season of festivity and holiday-making
in a greater degree than Christmas or New Year’s Day. Secondly, Easter,
which is kept with equal solemnity all over Russia, was especially
interesting in Moscow, because Moscow is the stronghold of old traditions
and the city of churches. Even more than Cologne, it is

    “Die Stadt die viele hundert
    Kapellen und Kirchen hat.”

There is a church almost in every street, and the Kremlin is a citadel
of cathedrals. During Holy Week, towards the end of which the evidences
of the fasting season grow more and more obvious by the closing of
restaurants and the impossibility of buying any wine and spirits, there
were, of course, services every day. During the first three days of Holy
Week there was a curious ceremony to be seen in the Kremlin, which was
held every two years. This was the preparation of the chrism or holy oil.
While it was slowly stirred and churned in great cauldrons, filling the
room with hot fragrance, a deacon read the Gospel without ceasing (he was
relieved at intervals by others), and this lasted day and night for three
days. On Maundy Thursday the chrism was removed in silver vessels to the
Cathedral. The supply had to last the whole of Russia for two years. I
went to the morning service in the Cathedral of the Assumption on Maundy
Thursday. The church was crowded to suffocation. Everybody stood up, as
there was no room to kneel. The church was lit with countless small wax
tapers. The priests were clothed in white and silver. The singing of the
noble plain chant without any accompaniment ebbed and flowed in perfect
discipline; the bass voices were unequalled in the world. Every class
of the population was represented in the church. There were no seats,
no pews, no precedence nor privilege. There was a smell of incense and
a still stronger smell of poor people, without which, someone said, a
church is not a church. On Good Friday there was the service of the Holy
Shroud, and besides this a later service in which the Gospel was read
out in fourteen different languages, and finally a service beginning
at one o’clock in the morning and ending at four, to commemorate the
Burial of Our Lord. How the priests endured the strain of these many and
exceedingly long services was a thing to be wondered at; for the fast,
which was kept strictly during all this period, precluded butter, eggs,
and milk, in addition to all the more solid forms of nourishment, and the
services were about six times as long as those of the Catholic or other
churches.

The most solemn service of the year took place at midnight on Saturday in
Easter week. From eight until ten o’clock the town, which during the day
had been crowded with people buying provisions and presents and Easter
eggs, seemed to be asleep and dead. At about ten people began to stream
towards the Kremlin. At eleven o’clock there was already a dense crowd,
many of the people holding lighted tapers, waiting outside in the square,
between the Cathedral of the Assumption and that of Ivan Veliki. A little
before twelve the cathedrals and palaces on the Kremlin were all lighted
up with ribbons of various coloured lights. Twelve o’clock struck, and
then the bell of Ivan Veliki began to boom: a beautiful, full-voiced,
immense volume of sound—a sound which Clara Schumann said was the most
beautiful she had ever heard. It was answered by other bells, and a
little later all the bells of all the churches in Moscow were ringing
together. Then from the Cathedral came the procession: first, the singers
in crimson and gold; the bearers of the gilt banners; the Metropolitan,
also in stiff vestments of crimson and gold; and after him the officials
in their uniforms. They walked round the Cathedral to look for the Body
of Our Lord, and returned to the Cathedral to tell the news that He was
risen. The guns went off, rockets were fired, and illuminations were seen
across the river, lighting up the distant cupola of the great Church of
the Saviour with a cloud of fire.

The crowd began to disperse and to pour into the various churches. I
went to the Manège—an enormous riding school, in which the Ekaterinoslav
Regiment had its church. Half the building looked like a fair. Long
tables, twinkling with hundreds of wax tapers, were loaded with the
three articles of food which were eaten at Easter—a huge cake called
_kulich_; a kind of sweet cream made of curds and eggs, cream and
sugar, called _Paskha_ (Easter); and Easter eggs, dipped and dyed in
many colours. They were waiting to be blessed. The church itself was a
tiny little recess on one side of the building. There the priests were
officiating, and down below in the centre of the building the whole
regiment was drawn up. There were two services—a service which began
at midnight and lasted about half an hour; and Mass, which followed
immediately after it, lasting till about three in the morning. At the
end of the first service, when the words, “Christ is risen,” were sung,
the priest kissed the deacon three times, and then the members of the
congregation kissed each other, one person saying, “Christ is risen,”
and the other answering, “He is risen, indeed.” The colonel kissed the
sergeant; the sergeant kissed all the men one after another. While this
ceremony was proceeding, I left and went to the Church of the Saviour,
where the first service was not yet over. Here the crowd was so dense
that it was almost impossible to get into the church, although it was
immense. The singing in this church was ineffable. I waited until the
end of the first service, and then I was borne by the crowd to one of
the narrow entrances and hurled through the doorway outside. The crowd
was not rough; they were not jostling one another, but with cheerful
carelessness people dived into it as you dive into a scrimmage at
football, and propelled the unresisting herd towards the entrance, the
result being, of course, that a mass of people got wedged into the
doorway, and the process of getting out took longer than it need have
done; and had there been a panic, nothing could have prevented people
being crushed to death. After this I went to a friend’s house to break
the fast and eat _kulich_, _Paskha_, and Easter eggs, and finally
returned home when the dawn was faintly shining on the dark waters of the
Moscow River, whence the ice had only lately disappeared.

In the morning people came to bring me Easter greetings, and to give me
Easter eggs, and to receive gifts. I was writing in my sitting-room and I
heard a faint mutter in the next room, a small voice murmuring, _Gospodi,
Gospodi_ (“Lord, Lord”). I went to see who it was, and found it was the
policeman, sighing for his tip, not wishing to disturb, but at the same
time anxious to indicate his presence. He brought me a crimson egg. Then
came the doorkeeper and the cook. The policeman must, I think, have been
pleased with his tip, because policemen kept on coming all the morning,
and there were not more than two who belonged to my street.

In the afternoon I went to a hospital for wounded soldiers to see them
keep Easter, which they did by playing blind man’s buff to the sound of
a flute played by one poor man who was crippled for life. One of the
soldiers gave me as an Easter gift a poem, a curious human document. It
is in two parts called “Past and Present.” This one is “Present”:

               “PRESENT”

    “I lived the quarter of a century
    Without knowing happy days;
    My life went quickly as a cart
    Drawn by swift horses.
    I never knew the tenderness of parents
    Which God gives to all;
    For fifteen years I lived in a shop
    Busied in heaping up riches for a rich man.
    I was in my twentieth year
    When I was taken as a recruit;
    I thought that the end had come
    To my sorrowful sufferings,
    But no! and here misfortune awaited me;
    I was destined to serve in that country,
    Where I had to fight like a lion with the foe,
    For the honour of Russia, for my dear country.
    I shall for a long time not forget
    That hour, and that date of the 17th,[12]
    In which by the river Liao-he
    I remained for ever without my legs.
    Now I live contented with all,
    Where good food and drink are given,
    But I would rather be a free bird
    And see the dear home where I was born.”

This is the sequel:

               “PAST”

    “I will tell you, brothers,
    How I spent my youth;
    I heaped up silver,
    I did not know the sight of copper;
    I was merry, young, and nice;
    I loved lovely maidens;
    I lived in clover, lived in freedom
    Like a young ‘barin.’
    I slept on straw,
    Just like a little pig.
    I had a very big house
    Where I could rest.
    It was a mouldy barn,
    There where the women beat the flax.
    Every day I bathed
    In spring water;
    I used for a towel
    My scanty leg-cloth.
    In the beer-shops, too,
    I used to like to go,
    To show how proudly
    I knew how to drink ‘vodka.’
    Now at the age of twenty-six
    This liberty no longer is for me.
    I remember my mouldy roof,
    And I shed a bitter tear.
    When I lived at home I was contented
    I experienced no bitterness in service.
    I have learnt to know something,
    Fate has brought me to Moscow;
    I live in a house in fright and grief,
    Every day and every hour;
    And when I think of liberty,
    I cannot see for tears.
    That is how I lived from my youth;
    That is what freedom means.
    I drank ‘vodka’ in freedom,
    Afterwards I have only to weep.
    Such am I, young Vaniousia,
    This fellow whom you now see
    Was once a splendid merry-maker,
    Named Romodin.”

These two poems, seemingly so contradictory, were the sincere expression
of the situation of the man, who was a cripple in the hospital. He gave
both sides of each situation—that of freedom and that of living in a
hospital.

On Saturday afternoon I went to one of the permanent fairs or markets in
the town, where there were many booths. Everything was sold here, and
here the people bought their clothes. They were then buying their summer
yachting caps. One man offered me a stolen gold watch for a small sum.
Another begged me to buy him a pair of cheap boots. I did so; upon which
he said: “Now that you have made half a man of me, make a whole man of me
by buying me a jacket.” I refused, however, to make a whole man of him.

On Easter Monday I went out to luncheon with some friends in the
_Intelligentsia_. We were a large party, and one of the guests was an
officer who had been to the war. Towards the end of luncheon, when
everybody was convivial, healths were drunk, and one young man, who
proclaimed loudly that he was a Social Revolutionary, drank to the health
of the Republic. I made great friends with the Social Revolutionary
during luncheon. When this health was drunk, I was alarmed as to what
the officer might do. But the officer turned out to be this man’s
brother. The officer himself made a speech which was, I think, the most
brilliant example of compromise I have ever heard; for he expressed
his full sympathy with the Liberal movement in Russia, including its
representatives in the extreme parties, and at the same time his
unalterable loyalty to his Sovereign.

After luncheon, the Social Revolutionary, who had sworn me eternal
friendship, was told that I had relations in London who managed a bank.
So he came up to me and said: “If _you_ give our Government one penny in
the way of a loan I shall shoot you dead.”

After that we danced for the rest of the afternoon. The Social
Revolutionary every now and then inveighed against loans and expressed
his hope that the Government would be bankrupt.

In May I went to St. Petersburg for the opening of the Duma, and I stayed
there till the Duma was dissolved in July.

The brief life of the first Duma was an extraordinarily interesting
spectacle to watch. The Duma met in the beautiful Taurid palace that
Catherine the Second built for Potemkin. In the lobby, which was a large
Louis XV. ballroom, members and visitors used to flock in crowds, smoke
cigarettes, and throw away the ashes and the ends on to the parquet
floor. There were peasant members in their long black coats, some of them
wearing crosses and medals; Popes, Tartars, Poles, men in every kind of
dress except uniform.

There was an air of intimacy, ease, and familiarity about the whole
proceedings. The speeches were eloquent, but no signs of political
experience or statesmanlike action were to be discerned.

I got to know a great many of the members: Aladin, who was looked upon
as a violent firebrand, and the star of the Left; Milioukov, the leader
of the Kadets, who was well known as a journalist and a professor;
Kovolievsky, also a well-known writer and professor, a large, genial,
comfortable man with an embracing manner and a great warmth of welcome,
and a rich, flowing vocabulary.

The peasants liked him and he was the only politician whom they trusted.
They sent him a deputation to inform him that whenever he stood up to
vote they intended to stand up in a body, and whenever he remained seated
they would remain seated too. I also knew many peasant members.

The proceedings of the Duma resulted in a deadlock between it and the
Government from the very first moment it met. It soon became obvious that
the Government must either dissolve the Duma or form a Ministry taken
from the Duma, that is to say, from the opposition. The question was, if
they did not wish to do that, would the country stand a dissolution or
would there be a revolution? The crucial question of the hour was, should
the Government appoint a Kadet Ministry, consisting of Liberals belonging
to the Constitutional Democratic party who formed the great majority of
the Duma, or should they dissolve the Duma? There was no third course
possible. I thought at the time that events would move more quickly than
they did. I thought if the Duma were dissolved, not only disorder but
immediate, open, and universal revolution would follow.

The army was shaky. Non-commissioned officers of the Guards regiments
were in touch with the Labour members of the Duma, and their
conversations, at which I sometimes assisted, were not reassuring. My
impression from these conversations and from all the talks I had with
the peasants and Labour members was that revolution, if and when it did
come, would be a terrible thing, and I thought it might quite likely come
at once. Mutinies had occurred in more than sixty regiments; a regiment
of Guards, the Emperor’s own regiment, had revolted in St. Petersburg.
I thought the dissolution would be the signal for an immediate outbreak
of some kind. I knew nothing decisive could happen till the army turned.
I thought the army might turn, or turn sufficiently to give the Liberal
leaders the upper hand. I was mistaken.

At the end of July 1906 the Government was vacillating; they were on the
verge of capitulation, and within an ace of forming a Kadet Ministry.
I think they were only prevented from doing so by the appearance on
the scene of P. A. Stolypin. As soon as Stolypin made his first speech
in the Duma, two things were clear: he was not afraid of opposition;
he was determined not to give in. He was going to fight the Duma; and
if necessary he would not shrink from dissolving it, and risking the
consequences. At the end of July, Stolypin strongly urged dissolution.
He argued that if the Kadets came into power they would not remain in
office a week, but would be at the mercy of the Extremists, and at once
replaced by the Extreme Left, and swept away by an inrush of unripe and
inexperienced Social Democrats who hated the Liberals more bitterly
than they hated the Government. There would then, he thought, be no
possibility of building a dam or barrier against the tide of revolution,
and the country would be plunged in anarchy. Judging from what occurred
in 1917, Stolypin’s forecast was correct. For this is precisely what
happened then. The Liberals were at once turned out of office, and
replaced first by Kerensky and then by Lenin. The pendulum swung as far
to the left as it could go, and this is just what Stolypin anticipated
and feared in 1906.

But many people in responsible positions (including General Trepov) were
advocating the formation of a Kadet Ministry; and had the Kadets had any
leaders of character, experience, and strength of purpose, the counsel
would perhaps have been a sound one.

At the time I thought the only means of avoiding a civil war would be
to create and support a strong Liberal Ministry. The objection to this
was, there was no such thing available. What happened was that Stolypin’s
advice was listened to. The Duma was dissolved and no revolution
followed. The army did not turn; the moderate Liberals capitulated
without a fight. They took the dissolution lying down; all they did
was to go to Finland and sign a protest, which had no effect on the
situation. It merely gave the Government a pretext for disenfranchising
certain of their leading members.

It may seem strange that the Duma, which was composed of the flower
of intellectual Russia, and certainly had a large section of public
opinion behind it, as well as prestige at home and abroad, should have
capitulated so tamely.

The truth was that neither in the ranks of the moderate Liberals,
nor in those of the Extremists, although they were in some cases men
of exceptional talents, was there one man sufficiently strong to be
a leader. The man of strong character was on the other side. He was
Stolypin; and no one on the side of the Liberals was a match for him. The
Liberals were journalists, men of letters, professors, and able lawyers,
but there was not one man of action in their ranks.

As soon as the Duma was dissolved and no open revolution came about, I
did not think there would be another act in the revolutionary drama for
another ten years. I put this on public record at the time, and as it
turned out, I was only a year out, as the revolution took place eleven
years after the dissolution of the first Duma.

All through those summer months I saw many interesting sights, and made
many interesting acquaintances.

One Sunday I spent the afternoon at Peterhof, a suburb of St. Petersburg,
where the Emperor used to live. There in the park, amidst the trees,
the plashing waterfalls, and the tall fountains, “les grands jets d’eau
sveltes parmi les marbres,” the lilac bushes, and the song of many
nightingales, the middle classes were enjoying their Sunday afternoon and
the music of a band. Suddenly, in this beautiful and not inappropriate
setting, the Empress of Russia passed in an open carriage, without any
escort, looking as beautiful as a flower. I could not help thinking of
Marie Antoinette at the Trianon, and I wondered whether ten thousand
swords would leap from their scabbards on her behalf.

The most interesting of my acquaintances in the Duma was Nazarenko, the
peasant deputy for Karkoff. Professor Kovolievsky introduced me to him.
Nazarenko was far the most remarkable of the peasant deputies. He was
a tall, striking figure, with black hair, a pale face, with prominent
clearly cut features, such as Velasquez would have taken to paint a
militant apostle. He had been through a course of primary education, and
by subsequently educating himself he had assimilated a certain amount of
culture. Besides this, he was an eloquent speaker, and a most original
character.

“I want to go to London,” he said, “so that the English may see a real
peasant and not a sham one, and so that I can tell the English what we,
the real people, think and feel about them.” I said I was glad he was
going. “I shan’t go unless I am chosen by the others,” he answered. “I
have written my name down and asked, but I shan’t ask twice. I never
ask twice for anything. When I say my prayers I only ask God once for
a thing; and if it is not granted, I never ask again. And so it’s not
likely I would ask my fellow-men twice for anything. I am like that; I
leave out that passage in the prayers about being a miserable slave. I
am not a miserable slave, neither of man nor of Heaven.” “That is what
the Church calls spiritual pride,” I answered. “I don’t believe in all
that,” he answered. “My religion is the same as that of Tolstoy.” He
then pointed to the ikon which is in the lobby of the Duma. “I pay no
attention to that,” he said. “It is a board covered with gilt; but a lot
of people think that the ikon is God.”

I asked him if he liked Tolstoy’s books. “Yes,” he answered. “His books
are great, but his philosophy is weak. It may be all right for mankind
thousands of years hence, but it is of no use now. I have no friends,” he
continued. “Books are my friends. But lately my house was burnt, and all
my books with it. I have read a lot, but I never had anybody to tell me
what to read, so I read without any system. I did not go to school till I
was thirteen.”

“Do you like Dostoievsky’s books?” “Yes; he knows all about the human
soul. When I see a man going downhill, I know exactly how it will happen,
and what he is going through, and I could stop him because I have read
Dostoievsky.” “Have you read translations of any foreign books?” “Very
few; some of Zola’s books, but I don’t like them, because he does not
really know the life he is describing. Some of Guy de Maupassant’s
stories I have read, but I do not like them either because I don’t want
to know more about that kind of people than I know already.” “Have you
read Shakespeare?” “Yes. There is nobody like him. When you read a
conversation of Shakespeare’s, when one person is speaking you think he
is right, and when the next person answers him you think he is right.
He understands everybody. But I want to read Spencer—Herbert Spencer. I
have never been able to get his works.” I promised to procure him Herbert
Spencer’s works.

One evening I went to see Nazarenko in his house. He was not at home,
but a friend of his was there. He told me to wait. He was a peasant;
thirty-nine years old, rather bald, with a nice intelligent face. At
first he took no notice of me, and read aloud to himself out of a book.
Then he suddenly turned to me and asked me who I was. I said I was an
English correspondent. He got up, shut the door, and begged me to stay.
“Do the English know the condition of the Russian peasantry?” he asked.
“They think we are wolves and bears. Do I look like a wolf? Please say I
am not a wolf.” Then he ordered some tea, and got a bottle of beer. He
asked me to tell him how labourers lived in England, what their houses
were made of, what wages a labourer received, what was the price of meat,
whether they ate meat? Then he suddenly, to my intense astonishment,
put the following question to me: “In England do they think that Jesus
Christ was a God or only a great man?” I asked him what he thought. He
said he thought He was a great man. He said that the Russian people
were religious and superstitious; they were deceived by the priests,
who threatened them with damnation. He asked me if I could lend him an
English Bible. He wanted to see if it was the same as a Russian Bible. I
said it was exactly the same. He was immensely astonished. “Do you mean
to say,” he asked, “that there are all those stories about Jonah and the
whale, and Joshua and the moon?” I said “Yes.” “I thought,” he said,
“those had been put in for us.” I tried to explain to him that Englishmen
were taught almost exactly the same thing, and that the Anglican and
the Orthodox Church used the same Bible. We then talked of ghosts. He
asked me if I believed in ghosts. I said I did. He asked why. I gave
various reasons. He said he could believe in a kind of telepathy, a
kind of moral wireless telegraphy; but ghosts were the invention of old
women. He suddenly asked me whether the earth was four thousand years
old. “Of course it’s older,” he said. “But that’s what we are taught.
We are taught nothing about geography and geology. It is, of course, a
fact that there is no such thing as God,” he said; “because, if there is
a God, He must be a just God; and as there is so much injustice in the
world, it is plain that a just God does not exist. But you,” he went on,
“an Englishman who has never been deceived by officials, do you believe
that God exists?” (He thought that all ideas of religion and God as
taught to the Russian people were part of a great official lie.) “I do,”
I said. “Why?” he asked. I asked him if he had read the Book of Job. He
said he had. I said that when Job has everything taken away from him,
although he has done no wrong, suddenly, in the last depth of his misery,
he recognises the existence of God in the immensity of nature, and feels
that his own soul is a part of a plan too vast for him to conceive or to
comprehend. In feeling that he is part of the scheme, he acknowledges
the existence of God, and that is enough; he is able to consent, and to
console himself, although in dust and ashes. That was, I said, what I
thought one could feel. He admitted the point of view, but he did not
share it. After we had had tea we went for a walk in some gardens not
far off, where there were various theatrical performances going on.
The audience amused me, it applauded so rapturously and insisted on
an encore, whatever was played, and however it was played, with such
thunderous insistence. “Priests,” said my friend, “base everything on the
devil. There is no devil. There was no fall of man. There are no ghosts,
no spirits, but there are millions and millions of other inhabited
worlds.”

I left him late, when the performance was over. This man, who was a
member of the Duma for the government of Tula, was called Petrukin. I
looked up his name in the list of members, and found he had been educated
in the local church school of the village of Kologrivo; that he had
spent the whole of his life in this village, and had been engaged in
agriculture; that among the peasants he enjoyed great popularity as being
a clever and hard-working man. He belonged to no party. He was not in
the least like the men of peasant origin who had assimilated European
culture. He was naturally sensible and alert of mind.

One Sunday I went by train to a place called Terrioki, in Finland, where
a meeting was to be held by the Labour Party of the Duma. The train was
crowded with people who looked more like holiday-makers than political
supporters of the Extreme Left—so crowded that one had to stand up on the
platform outside the carriage throughout the journey. After a journey of
an hour and a quarter we arrived at Terrioki. The crowd leapt from the
train and immediately unfurled red flags and sang the “Marseillaise.”
The crowd occupied the second line, and a policeman observed that,
as another train was coming in and would occupy that line, it would
be advisable if they were to move on. “What?—police even here in free
Finland?” somebody cried. “The police are elected here by the people,”
was the pacifying reply; and the crowd moved on, formed into a procession
six abreast, and started marching to the gardens where the meeting was
to be held, singing the “Marseillaise” and other songs all the way. The
dust was so thick that, after marching with the procession for some time,
I took a cab and told the driver to take me to the meeting. We drove off
at a brisk speed past innumerable wooden houses, villas, shops (where
Finnish knives and English tobacco were sold), into a wood. After we had
driven for twenty minutes I asked the driver if we still had far to go.
He turned round and, smiling, said in pidgin-Russian (he was a Finn):
“Me not know where you want to go.” Then we turned back, and, after a
long search and much questioning of passers-by, found the garden, into
which one was admitted by ticket. (Here, again, anyone could get in.)
In a large grassy and green garden, shady with many trees, a kind of
wooden semicircular proscenium had been erected, and in one part of it
was a low platform not more spacious than a table. On the proscenium the
red flags were hung. In front of the table there were a few benches,
but the greater part of the public stood. The inhabitants of the villas
were here in large numbers; there were not many workmen, but a number
of students and various other members of the _Intelligentsia_—young men
with undisciplined hair and young ladies in large _art nouveau_ hats and
_Reformkleider_. M. Zhilkin, the leader of the Labour Party in the Duma,
took the chair.

The meeting was opened by a man who laid stress on the necessity of a
Constituent Assembly. Speeches succeeded one another. Students climbed
up into the pine trees and on the roof of the proscenium. Others lay
on the grass behind the crowd. “Land and Liberty” was the burden of
the speeches. There was nothing new or striking said. The hackneyed
commonplaces were rolled out one after another. Indignation, threats,
menaces, blood and thunder. And all the time the sun shone hotter and
“all Nature looked smiling and gay.” The audience applauded, but no
fierceness of invective, no torrent of rhetoric, managed to make the
meeting a serious one. Nature is stronger than speeches, and sunshine
more potent than rant. It is true the audience were enjoying themselves;
but they were enjoying the outing, and the speeches were an agreeable
incidental accompaniment. They enjoyed the attacks on the powers that be,
as the Bank-holiday maker enjoys Aunt Sally at the seaside. Some Finns
spoke in Russian and Finnish, and then Aladin made a speech. As he rose
he met with an ovation. Aladin was of peasant extraction. He had been to
the University in Russia, emigrated to London, had been a dock labourer,
a printer’s devil, a journalist, an electrical engineer, a teacher of
Russian; he spoke French and German perfectly, and English so well that
he spoke Russian with a London accent. Aladin had a great contempt for
the methods of the Russian revolutionaries. He said that only people
without any stuff in them would demand a Constituent Assembly. “You
don’t demand a Constituent Assembly; you constitute it,” he said. “The
Russian people would never be free until they showed by their acts that
they meant to be free.” Aladin spoke without any gesticulation. He was a
dark, shortish man, with a small moustache and grey, serious eyes, short
hair, and had a great command of mordant language. His oratory on this
occasion was particularly nervous and pithy. But he did not succeed in
turning that audience of holiday-makers into a revolutionary meeting.
The inhabitants of the villas clapped. The young ladies in large hats
chortled with delight. It was a glorious picnic—an ecstatic game of Aunt
Sally. And when the interval came, the public rushed to the restaurants.
There was one on the seashore, with a military band playing. There was
a beach and a pier, and boats and bathers. Here was the true inwardness
of the meeting. Many people remained on the beach for the rest of the
afternoon.

As soon as the Duma was dissolved I went to Moscow and stayed a few days
at Marie Karlovna’s _datcha_ at Tsaritsina, near Moscow.

Near the house where I was living there was a village; as this village
was close to the town of Moscow, I thought that its inhabitants would
be suburban. This was not so. The nearness to Moscow seemed to make no
difference at all. I was walking through the village one morning, when a
peasant who was sitting on his doorstep called me and asked me if I would
like to eat an apple. I accepted his invitation. He said he presumed
I was living with Marie Karlovna, as other Englishmen had lived there
before. Then he asked abruptly: “Is Marie Alexandrovna in your place?” I
said my hostess’s name was Marie Karlovna. “Of course,” he said, “I don’t
mean here, but in your place, in your country.” I didn’t understand.
Then he said it again louder, and asked if I was deaf. I said I wasn’t
deaf, and that I understood what he said, but I did not know whom he was
alluding to. “Talking to you,” he said, “is like talking to a Tartar.
You look at one and don’t understand what one says.” Then it suddenly
flashed on me that he was alluding to the Duchess of Edinburgh.[13]
“You mean the relation of our Queen Alexandra?” I said. “That’s what
I mean,” he answered. “Your Queen is the sister of the Empress Marie
Feodorovna.” It afterwards appeared that he thought that England had been
semi-Russianised owing to this relationship.

Two more peasants joined us, and one of them brought a small bottle (the
size of a sample) of vodka and a plate of cherries. “We will go and drink
this in the orchard,” they said. So we went to the orchard. “You have
come here to learn,” said the first peasant, a bearded man, whose name
was Feodor. “Many Englishmen have been here to learn. I taught one all
the words that we use.” I said I was a correspondent; that I had just
arrived from St. Petersburg, where I had attended the sittings of the
Duma. “What about the Duma?” asked the other peasant. “They’ve sent it
away. Will there be another one?” I said a manifesto spoke of a new one.
“Yes,”said Feodor, “there is a manifesto abolishing punishments.” I said
I hadn’t observed that clause. “Will they give us back our land?” asked
Feodor. “All the land here belongs to us really.” Then followed a long
explanation as to why the land belonged to them. It was Crown property. I
said I did not know. “If they don’t give it back to us we shall take it,”
he said simply. Then one of the other peasants added: “Those manifestos
are not written by the Emperor, but by the ‘authorities.’” (The same
thing was said to me by a cabman at St. Petersburg, his reason being that
the Emperor would say “I,” whereas the manifesto said “We.”) Then they
asked me why they had not won the war, and whether it was true that the
war had been badly managed. “We know nothing,” he said. “What newspaper
tells the truth? Where can we find the real truth? Is it to be found in
the _Russkoe Slovo_?” (a big Moscow newspaper). They asked me about the
Baltic Fleet and why Admiral Nebogatov had made a signal which meant
“Beat us.”

I went away, and as I was going Feodor asked me if I would like to
go and see the haymaking the next day. If so, I had better be at his
house at three o’clock in the afternoon. The next day, Sunday, I kept
my appointment, but found nobody at home in the house of Feodor except
a small child. “Is Feodor at home?” I asked. A man appeared from a
neighbouring cottage and said: “Feodor is in the inn, drunk.” “Is he
going to the haymaking?” I asked. “Of course, he’s going.” “Is he very
drunk?” I asked. “No, not very; I will tell him you are here.” And the
man went to fetch him. Then a third person arrived—a young peasant in his
Sunday clothes—and asked me where I was going. I said I was going to make
hay. “Do you know how to?” he asked. I said I didn’t. “I see,” he said,
“you are just going to amuse yourself. I advise you not to go. They will
be drunk, and there might be unpleasantness.”

Presently Feodor arrived, apparently perfectly sober except that he was
rather red in the face. He harnessed his horse to a cart. “Would I mind
not wearing my hat, but one of his?” he asked. I said I didn’t mind, and
he lent me a dark blue yachting cap, which is what the peasants wear all
over Russia. My shirt was all right. I had got on a loose Russian shirt
without a collar. He explained that it would look odd to be seen with
someone wearing such a hat as I had. It was a felt hat. The little boy
who was running about the house was Feodor’s son. He was barefooted, and
one of his feet was bound up. I asked what was the matter with it. The
bandage was at once taken off, and I was shown the remains of a large
blister and gathering. “It’s been cured now,” Feodor said. “It was a huge
blister. It was cured by witchcraft. I took him to the Wise Woman, and
she put something on it and said a few words, and the pain stopped, and
it got quite well. Doctors are no good; they only cut one about. I was
kicked by a horse and the pain was terrible. I drank a lot of vodka, and
it did no good; then I went to the Wise Woman and she put ointment on the
place and she spoke away the pain. We think it’s best to be cured like
this—village fashion.” I knew this practice existed, but it was curious
to find it so near Moscow. It was like finding witchcraft at Surbiton.

We started for the hay meadows, which were about ten miles distant. On
the road we met other peasants in carts bound for the same destination.
They all gravely took off their hats to each other. After an hour and a
half’s drive we arrived at the Moscow River, on the bank of which there
is a tea-shop. Tea-shops exist all over Russia. The feature of them is,
that you cannot buy spirits there. We stopped and had tea. Everybody was
brought a small teapot for tea and a huge teapot of boiling water, and
some small cups, and everybody drank about four or five cups out of the
saucer. They eat the sugar separately, and do not put it into the cup.

We crossed the river on a floating bridge, and, driving past a large
white Byzantine monastery, arrived at the green hay meadows on the
farther river-bank towards sunset. The haymaking began. The first step
which was taken was for vodka bottles to be produced and for everybody
to drink vodka out of a cup. There was a great deal of shouting and an
immense amount of abuse. “It doesn’t mean anything,” Feodor said. “We
curse each other and make it up afterwards.” They then drew lots for the
particular strip they should mow, each man carrying his scythe high over
his shoulder. (“Don’t come too near,” said Feodor; “when men have ‘drink
taken’ they are careless with scythes.”)

When the lots were drawn they began mowing. It was a beautiful sight to
see the mowing in the sunset by the river; the meadows were of an intense
soft green; the sky fleecy and golden to the west, and black with a great
thundercloud over the woods to the east, lit up with intermittent summer
lightning. The mowers were dressed in different coloured shirts—scarlet,
blue, white, and green. They mowed till the twilight fell and the
thundercloud drew near to us. Then Feodor came and made our cart into a
tent by tying up the shafts, putting a piece of matting across them, and
covering it with hay, and under this he made beds of hay. We had supper,
Feodor said his prayers, and prepared to go to sleep, but changed his
mind, got up, and joined some friends in a neighbouring cart.

Three children and a deaf-and-dumb peasant remained with me. The peasants
who were in the neighbouring tent were drunk. They began by quarrelling;
then they sang for about four hours without stopping; then they talked.
Feodor came back about half an hour before it was light, and slept
for that brief space. I did not sleep at all. I wasn’t tired, and the
singing was delightful to hear: so extremely characteristic of Russia
and so utterly unlike the music of any other country, except Mongolia.
The children chattered for some time about mushroom gathering, and the
deaf-and-dumb man told me a lot by signs, and then everybody went to
sleep.

As soon as it was light the mowers all got up and began mowing. I do not
know which was the more beautiful effect—that of the dusk or of the dawn.
The dawn was grey with pearly clouds and suffused with the faintest pink
tinge, and in the east the sun rose like a red ball, with no clouds near
it. At ten o’clock we drove to an inn and had tea; we then drove back,
and the hay, although it was quite wet, for it had rained in the night,
was carried there and then. “The women dry it at home,” Feodor explained;
“it’s too far for us to come here twice.” The carts were laden with hay,
and I drove one of them home, lying on the top of the hay, in my sleep.
I had always envied the drivers of carts whom one meets lying on a high
load of hay, fast asleep, and now I know from experience that there is
no such delicious slumber, with the kind sun warming one through and
through after a cold night, and the slow jolting of the wagon rocking
one, and the smell of the hay acting like a soporific. Every now and then
I awoke to see the world through a golden haze, and then one fell back
and drowsed with pleasure in a deep slumber of an inexpressibly delicious
quality.

When we recrossed the river we again stopped for tea. As we were standing
outside an old woman passed us, and just as she passed, one of the
peasants said to me: “Sit down, _Barin_.” _Barin_ means a _monsieur_, in
contradistinction to the lower class. “Very like a _Barin_,” said the
woman, with a sarcastic snort, upon which the peasant told her in the
plainest and most uncomplimentary speech I have ever heard exactly what
he thought of her personal appearance, her antecedents, and what she
was fit for. She passed on with dignity and in silence. After a time, I
climbed up on the wagon again, and sank back into my green paradise of
dreams, and remembered nothing more till we arrived home at five o’clock
in the evening.

A few days later I travelled from Moscow to St. Petersburg by a slow
train in a third-class carriage. In the carriage there was a mixed and
representative assembly of people: a priest, a merchant from Kursk, a
photographer from Tchelabinsk, a young volunteer—that is to say, a young
man doing his year’s military service previous to becoming an officer—two
minor public servants, an ex-soldier who had been through the Turkish
campaign, a soldier who had lately returned from Manchuria, three
peasants, two Tartars, a tradesman, a carpenter, and some others. Besides
these, a band of gipsies (with their children) encamped themselves on the
platform outside the carriage, and penetrated every now and then into the
carriage until they were driven out by threats and curses.

The first thing everybody did was to make themselves thoroughly
comfortable—to arrange mattresses and pillows for the night; then they
began to make each other’s acquaintance. We had not travelled far
before the gipsies began to sing on the platform, and this created some
interest. They suggested fortune-telling, but the ex-soldier shouted at
them in a gruff voice to begone. One of the officials had his fortune
told. The gipsy said she could do it much better for five roubles (ten
shillings) than for a few kopecks which he had given. I had my fortune
told, which consisted in a hurried rigmarole to the effect that I was
often blamed, but never blamed others; that I could only work if I was
my own master, and that I would shortly experience a great change of
fortune. The gipsy added that if I could give her five roubles she would
tie a piece of bark in my handkerchief which, with the addition of a
little bread and salt, would render me immune from danger. The gipsies
soon got out. The journey went on uneventfully.

    “Le moine disait son bréviaire,
    … Une femme chantait,”

as in La Fontaine’s fable. We had supper and tea, and the ex-soldier
related the experiences of his life, saying he had travelled much and
seen the world (he was a Cossack by birth) and was not merely a _Muzhik_.
This offended one of the peasants, a bearded man, who walked up from his
place and grunted in protest, and then walked back again.

They began to talk politics. The Cossack was asked his opinion on the
attitude of the Cossacks. He said their attitude had changed, and that
they objected to police service. The photographer from Tchelabinsk
corroborated this statement, saying he had been present at a Cossack
meeting in Siberia. Then we had a short concert. The photographer
produced a mandoline and played tunes. All the inmates of the carriage
gathered round him. One of the peasants said: “Although I am an ignorant
man” (it was the peasant who had grunted) “I could see at once that he
wasn’t simply playing with his fingers, but with something else” (the
tortoiseshell that twangs the mandoline). He asked the photographer how
much a mandoline cost. On being told thirty roubles he said he would give
thirty roubles to be able to play as well as that. Somebody, by way of
appreciation, put a cigarette into the mouth of the photographer as he
was playing.

I went to bed in the next compartment, but not to sleep, because a
carpenter, who had the bed opposite mine, told me the whole melancholy
story of his life. The volunteer appeared later; he had been educated
in the Cadet Corps, and I asked him if he would soon be an officer, “I
will never be an officer,” he answered; “I don’t want to be one _now_.”
I asked him if a statement I had read in the newspapers was true, to
the effect that several officers had telegraphed to the Government that
unless they were relieved of police duty they would resign. He said it
was quite true; that discontent prevailed among officers; that the life
was becoming unbearable; that they were looked down upon by the rest of
the people; and besides this, they were ordered about from one place
to another. He liked the officers whom he was with, but they were sick
of the whole thing. Then, towards one in the morning, I got a little
sleep. As soon as it was daylight, everybody was up making tea and
busily discussing politics. The priest and the tradesman were having a
discussion about the Duma, and everyone else, including the guard, was
joining in.

“Do you understand what the Duma was?” said the tradesman; “the Duma
was simply the people. Do you know what all that talk of a movement
of liberation means? It means simply this: that we want control,
responsibility. That if you are to get or to pay five roubles or fifty
roubles, you will get or pay five roubles or fifty roubles, not more and
not less, and that nobody will have the right to interfere; and that if
someone interferes he will be responsible. The first thing the Duma asked
for was a responsible Ministry, and the reason why it was dissolved is
that the Government would not give that.”

The priest said that he approved of a Duma, but unless men changed
themselves, no change of government was of any use. “Man must change
inwardly,” he said.

“I believe in God,” answered the tradesman, “but it is written in the
Scripture that God said: ‘Take the earth and cultivate it,’ and that is
what we have got to do—to make the best of this earth. When we die we
shall go to Heaven, and then”—he spoke in a practical tone of voice which
settled the matter—“then we shall have to do with God.” The priest took
out his Bible and found a passage in the Gospel. “This revolutionary
movement will go on,” he said, “nothing can stop it now; but mark my
words, we shall see oceans of blood shed first, and this prophecy will
come true,” and he read the text about one stone not being left on
another.

They then discussed the priesthood and the part played by priests. “The
priests play an abominable part,” said the tradesman; “they are worse
than murderers. A murderer is a man who goes and kills someone. He is
not so bad as the man who stays at home and tells others to kill. That
is what the priests do.” He mentioned a monk who had preached against
the Jews in the south of Russia. “I call that man the greatest criminal,
because he stirred up the peasants’ blood, and they went to kill the
Jews. Lots of peasants cease to go to church and say their prayers at
home because of this. When the Cossacks come to beat them, the priests
tell them that they are sent by God. Do you believe they are sent by
God?” he asked, turning to the bearded peasant.

“No,” answered the peasant; “I think they are sent by the devil.”
The priest said that the universal dominion of the Jews was at hand.
The tradesman contested this, and said that in Russia the Jews were
assimilated more quickly than in other countries. “The Jews are cunning,”
said the priest; “the Russians are in a ditch, and they go to the Jews
and say: ‘Pull us out.’” “If that is true,” said the tradesman, “we
ought to put up a gold statue to the Jews for pulling us out of the
ditch. Look at the time of the _pogroms_; the rich Russians ran away,
but the richest Jews stayed behind.” “They are clever; they knew their
business. If they stayed you may be sure they gained something by it,”
said the merchant from Kursk. “But we ought to be clever, too,” said the
tradesman, “and try and imitate their self-sacrifice. Look at the Duma.
There were twenty Jews in the Duma, but they did not bring forward the
question of equal rights for the Jews before anything else, as they might
have done. It is criminal for the priests to attack the Jews, and if they
go on like this, the people will leave them.”

“Whereas,” said the merchant from Kursk thoughtfully, “if they helped
the people, the people would never desert them.” “The priests,” said
one of the other nondescript people, “say that Catherine the Second is
a goddess; and for that reason her descendants have a hundred thousand
acres. General Trepov will be canonised when he dies, and his bones will
work miracles.”

The guard joined in here, and told his grievances at great length.

At one of the stations there was a fresh influx of people; among others,
an old peasant and a young man in a blouse. The old peasant complained of
the times. “Formerly we all had enough to eat; now there is not enough,”
he said. “People are clever now. When I was a lad, if I did not obey my
grandfather immediately, he used to box my ears; now my son is surprised
because I don’t obey him. People have all become clever, and the result
is we have got nothing to eat.” The young man said the Government was to
blame for most things. “That’s a difficult question to be clear about.
How can we be clear about it? We know nothing,” said the old peasant.
“You ought to try and know, or else things will never get better,” said
the young man. “I don’t want to listen to a _Barin_ like you,” said the
old peasant. “I’m not a _Barin_, I am a peasant, even as thou art,” said
the young man. “Nonsense,” said the old peasant. “Thou liest.”

The discussion was then cut short by our arrival at St. Petersburg.




CHAPTER XVIII

ST. PETERSBURG


In October 1906 I took up my duties as correspondent to the _Morning
Post_ at St. Petersburg. I took an apartment on the ground floor of a
little street running out of the Bolshaya Konioushnaya.

The situation which was created by the dissolution of the Duma was
aptly summed up by a Japanese, who said that in Russia an incompetent
Government was being opposed by an ineffectual revolution. Although no
active revolution followed the dissolution of the Duma, a sporadic civil
war spread all over the country, accompanied by anarchy, and an epidemic
of political and social crime. Governors of provinces were blown up;
Stolypin’s house was blown up, his daughter injured, and he himself
only narrowly escaped; banks were robbed; policemen were shot; and the
political crimes of the Intellectuals were imitated on a wider scale by
the discontented proletariat and the criminal class.

The professional criminals reasoned thus: “If University students can
rob a bank in a deserving public cause, why should not we tramps rob and
kill a banker in a deserving private cause?” “Expropriation” became a
fashionable sport among the criminals, and the prevalence of anarchy,
licence, and robbery under arms had the effect of disgusting the man
in the street with all things revolutionary; for all the disorder was
rightly or wrongly put down to the revolutionaries. Had it not been
for this reaction, this turn of the tide in public opinion, Stolypin
would have found it impossible to carry out his drastic measures. On
the other hand, the Government met the situation with martial law and
drumhead court-martials; revolutionary and other crimes were answered
by reprisals and summary executions; and daily the record of crime and
punishment increased, and Russia seemed to be caught in a vicious circle
of repression and anarchy.

The watchword of Stolypin’s policy was Order first, Reform afterwards.

He defended the nature of the steps taken to restore order by saying that
when a house is on fire, in order to save what can be saved, you are
obliged to hack down what cannot be saved, ruthlessly. He certainly did
restore order, and he also initiated certain large measures which made
for reform—his Land Bill and his Education Bill; but all the reforms that
were started during his administration were curtailed by his successors;
and the idea which ran through the policy of all Russian Governments like
a baleful thread from 1906 to 1907, was to take back with one hand what
had been given with the other.

Consequently the fire of discontent, instead of being extinguished, was
maintained in a smouldering condition.

The Manifesto of 30th October 1904 promised, firstly, the creation of
a deliberative and legislative Assembly, without whose consent no new
laws should be passed; and secondly, the full rights of citizenship—the
inviolability of the person, freedom of conscience, freedom of the Press,
the right of organising public meetings, and founding associations.

Practically speaking, in the years which followed the granting of
this Charter until the revolution of 1917, these promises were either
not carried out at all, or were only allowed to operate in virtue of
temporary regulations which were (_a_) liable to constant amendment;
(_b_) could be interpreted by local officials.

Stolypin’s policy of “Order first, Reform afterwards,” had two results:
firstly, as soon as order was restored by Stolypin, all ideas of reform
were shelved by his successors. Stolypin himself was assassinated.
Secondly, in the eyes of the Administration criticism became the greatest
crime, because criticism was held to be subversive to the prestige of the
Government. The officials, and especially the secret police, throve and
battened on this situation. Accordingly, as order was restored material
prosperity increased; but this was a palliative and not a remedy to the
fundamental discontent. It only led to moral stagnation.

In the autumn of 1906, while this cycle of anarchy on the one hand and
repression on the other was setting in, elections were held for another
Duma. I had a long talk one day with Stolypin himself. He struck me as
a man of character, absolute integrity, _rigidæ innocentiæ_, and great
personal courage. But he had come too late on the scene of Russian
politics. He would have been an admirable minister in the reign of
Alexander the Second, or Alexander the Third. As it was, he was engaged
not in diverting a torrent into a useful and profitable channel, but in
damming it. He succeeded in damming it temporarily; but the dam was bound
to be swept away, and he paid for the work with his own life.

During the winter I saw a great many Russians; members of the Duma used
to come and dine with me, and I was in close touch with the political
life. But the most interesting experience I had that winter was a journey
I made to the north. I will describe it in detail.

I meant to go to Archangel, and I started for Vologda at night. The
battle for a place in the third-class carriage was fought and won for me
by a porter. When I stepped into the third-class carriage it was like
entering pandemonium. It was almost dark, save for a feeble candle that
guttered peevishly over the door, and all the inmates were yelling and
throwing their boxes and baskets and bundles about. This was only the
process of installation; it all quieted down presently, and everyone
seated himself with his bed unfolded, if he had one, his luggage stowed
away, his provisions spread out, as if he had been living there for
years, and meant to remain there for many years to come.

This particular carriage was full. The people in it were workmen going
home for the winter, peasants, merchants, and mechanics. Opposite to
my seat were two workmen (painters), and next to them a peasant with
a big grey beard. Sitting by the farther window was a well-dressed
mechanic. The painter lighted a candle and stuck it on a small movable
table that projected from my window; he produced a small bottle of vodka
from his pocket, a kettle for tea, and some cold sausage, and general
conversation began. The guard came to tell the people who had come to
see their friends off—there were numbers of them in the carriage, and
they were most of them drunk—to go. The guard looked at my ticket for
Vologda and asked me where I was ultimately going to. I said: “Viatka,”
upon which the mechanic said: “So am I; we will go together and get
our tickets together at Vologda.” The painter and the mechanic engaged
in conversation, and it appeared that they both came from Kronstadt.
The painter had worked there for twenty years, and he cross-questioned
the mechanic with evident pleasure, winking at me every now and then.
The mechanic went into the next compartment for a moment, and the
painter then said to me with glee: “He is lying; he says he has worked
in Kronstadt, and he doesn’t know where such and such things are.” The
mechanic came back. “Who is the Commandant at Kronstadt?” asked the
painter. The mechanic evidently did not know, and gave a name at random.
The painter laughed triumphantly and said that the Commandant was someone
else. Then the mechanic volunteered further information to show his
knowledge of Kronstadt; he talked of another man who worked there—a tall
man; the painter said that the man was short. The mechanic said that he
was employed in the manufacture of shells. They talked of disorders at
Kronstadt that had happened a year before. The painter said that he and
his son lay among cabbages while the fighting was going on. He added that
the matter had nearly ended in the total destruction of Kronstadt. “God
forbid!” said the peasant sitting next to me. No sympathy was expressed
with the mutineers. The painter at last told the mechanic that he had
lived for twenty years at Kronstadt, and that he, the mechanic, was a
liar. The mechanic protested feebly. He was an obvious liar, but why he
told these lies I have no idea. Perhaps he was not a mechanic at all.
Possibly he was a spy. He professed to be a native of a village near
Viatka, and declared that he had been absent for six years (the next
evening he said twelve years).

From this question of disorders at Kronstadt the talk veered, I forget
how, to the topic of the Duma. “Which Duma?” someone asked; “the town
Duma?” “No, the State Duma,” said the mechanic; “it seems they are
going to have a new one.” “Nothing will come of it,” said the painter;
“people will not go.” (He meant the voters.) “No, they won’t go,” said
the peasant, cutting the air with his hand (a gesture common to nearly
all Russians of that class), “because they know now that it means being
put in prison.” “Yes,” said the painter, “they are hanging everybody.”
And there was a knowing chorus of: “They won’t go and vote; they know
better.” Then the mechanic left his seat and sat down next to the painter
and said in a whisper: “The Government⸺” At that moment the guard came
in; the mechanic stopped abruptly, and when the guard went out, the topic
of conversation had been already changed. I heard no further mention of
the Duma during the whole of the rest of the journey to Vologda. The
people then began to prepare to go to sleep, except the peasant, who told
me that he often went three days together without sleep, but when he did
sleep it was a business to wake him. He asked me if his bundle of clothes
was in my way. “We are a rough people,” he said, “but we know how not to
get in the way. I am not going far.” I was just going to sleep when I
was wakened by a terrific noise in the next compartment. Someone opened
the door, and the following scraps of shouted dialogue were audible. A
voice: “Did you say I was drunk or did you not?” Second voice (obviously
the guard): “I asked for your ticket.” First voice: “You said I was
drunk. You are a liar.” Second voice: “You have no right to say I am a
liar. I asked for your ticket.” First voice: “You are a liar. You said I
was drunk. I will have you discharged.” This voice then recited a long
story to the public in general. The next day I learnt that the offended
man was a lawyer, one of the bourgeoisie (a workman explained to me),
and that the guard had, in the dark, asked him for his ticket, and then,
as he made no sign of life, had pinched his foot; this having proved
ineffectual, he said that the man was drunk; whereupon the man started
to his feet and became wide awake in a moment. Eventually a gendarme was
brought in, a “protocol” was drawn up, in which both sides of the story
were written down, and there, I expect, the matter will remain until the
Day of Judgment.

I afterwards made the acquaintance of two men in the next compartment;
they were dock labourers, and their business was to load ships in
Kronstadt. They were exactly like the people whom Gorki describes. One
of them gave me a description of his mode of life in summer and winter.
In summer he loaded ships; in winter he went to a place near Archangel
and loaded carts with wood; when the spring came, he went back, by water,
to St. Petersburg. He asked me what I was. I said that I was an English
correspondent. He asked then what I travelled in. I said I was not that
kind of correspondent, but a newspaper correspondent. Here he called a
third friend, who was sitting near us, and said; “Come and look; there
is a correspondent here. He is an English correspondent.” The friend
came—a man with a red beard and a loose shirt with a pattern of flowers
on it. “I don’t know you,” said the new man. “No; but let us make each
other’s acquaintance,” I said. “You can talk to him,” explained the dock
labourer; “we have been talking for hours; although he is plainly a man
who has received higher education.” “As to whether he has received higher
or lower education we don’t know,” said the friend, “because we haven’t
yet asked him.” Then he paused, reflected, shook hands, and exclaimed:
“Now we know each other.” “But,” said the dock labourer, “how do you
print your articles? Do you take a printing press with you when you go,
for instance, to the north, like you are doing now?” I said they were
printed in London, and that I did not have to print them myself. “Please
send me one,” he said; “I will give you my address.” “But it’s written
in English,” I answered. “You can send me a translation in Russian,” he
retorted.

“English ships come to Kronstadt, and we load them. The men on board do
not speak Russian, but we understand each other. For instance, we load,
and their inspector comes. We call him ‘inspector’ (I forget the Russian
word he used, but it was something like _skipador_); they call him the
‘Come on.’ The ‘Come on’ comes, and he says, ‘That’s no good’ (_‘Niet
dobrò_’[14]); he means not right (_nié horosho_), and then we make it
right. And when their sailors come, we ask them for matches. When we
have food, what we call _coshevar_, they call it ‘all right.’ And when
we finish work, what we call _shabash_ (it means ‘all over’), they call
‘seven o’clock.’ They bring us matches that light on anything,” and
here he produced a box of English matches and lit a dozen of them just
to show. “When we are raggèd, they say, ‘No clothes, plenty vodka,’ and
when we are well dressed, they say, ‘No plenty-vodka, plenty-clothes.’
Their vodka,” he added, “is very good.” Then followed an elaborate
comparison of the wages and conditions of life of Russian and English
workmen. Another man joined in, and being told about the correspondent,
said: “I would like to read your writings, because we are a rough people
and we read only the _Pieterbourski Listok_, which is, so to speak, a
‘black-gang’ (reactionary) newspaper. Heaven knows what is happening in
Russia! They are hanging, shooting, and bayoneting everyone.” Then he
went away. The dock labourer went on for hours talking about the “Come
on,” the “All right,” and the “Seven o’clock.”

I went back to my berth and slept, till the dock labourer came and
fetched me, and said that I had to see the soldiers. I went into the
next compartment, and there were two soldiers; one was dressed up,
that is to say he had put on spectacles and a pocket-handkerchief over
his head, and was giving an exhibition of mimicry, of recruits crying
as they left home, of mothers-in-law, and other stock jokes. It was
funny, and it ended in general singing. A sailor came to look on. He
was a non-commissioned officer, and he told me in great detail how a
meeting at Sveaborg had been put down. He said that the loyal sailors
had been given 150 roubles (£15) apiece to fight. I think he must have
been exaggerating. At the same time he expressed no sympathy with the
mutineers. He said that rights were all very well for countries such
as Finland. But in Russia they only meant disorder, and as long as the
disorder lasted, Russia would be a feeble country. He had much wanted to
go to the war, but he had not been able to. In fact, he was thoroughly
loyal and _bien pensant_.

We arrived at Vologda Station some time in the evening. The station was
crowded with peasants. While I was watching the crowd, a drunken peasant
entered and asked everybody to give him ten kopecks. Then he caught sight
of me, and said that he was quite certain I would give him ten kopecks.
I did, and he danced a kind of wild dance and finally collapsed on the
floor. A man was watching these proceedings, a fairly respectably dressed
man in a pea-jacket. He began to talk to me, and said that he had just
come back from Manchuria, where he had been employed at Mukden Station.
“In spite of which,” he added, “I have not yet received a medal.” I said
that I had been in Manchuria. He said he lived twenty versts up the line,
and came to the station to look at the people—it was so amusing. “Have
you any acquaintances here?” he asked. I said, “No.” “Then let us go and
have tea.” I was willing, and we went to the tea-shop, which was exactly
opposite the station. “Here,” said the man, “we will talk of what was,
of what is, and of what is to be.” As we were walking in, a policeman who
was standing by the door whispered in my ear: “I shouldn’t go in there
with that _gentleman_.” “Why?” I asked. “Well, he’s not quite reliable,”
he answered in the softest of whispers. “How?” I asked. “Well, he killed
a man yesterday and then robbed him,” said the policeman. I hurriedly
expressed my regret to my new acquaintance, and said that I must at all
costs return to the station. “The policeman has been lying to you,” said
the man. “It’s a lie; it’s only because I haven’t got a passport.” (This
was not exactly a recommendation in itself.) I went into the first-class
waiting-room. The man came and sat down next to me, and now that I
examined his face I saw that he had the expression and the stamp of
countenance of a born thief. One of the waiters came and told him to go,
and he flatly refused, and the waiter made a low bow to him. Then, gently
but firmly, I advised him to go away, as it might lead to trouble. He
finally said: “All right, but we shall meet in the train, in liberty.” He
went away, but he sent an accomplice, who stood behind my chair. He, too,
had the expression of a thief.

After waiting for several hours I approached the train for Yaroslav. Just
as I was getting in, a small boy came up to me and said in a whisper:
“The policeman sent me to tell you that the man is a well-known thief,
that he robs people every day, and that he gets into the train, even
into the first-class carriages, and robs people, and he is after you
now.” I entered a first-class carriage and told the guard there was a
thief about. I had not been there long before the accomplice arrived and
began walking up and down the corridor. But the guard, I am happy to say,
turned him out instantly, and I saw nothing more of the thief or of his
accomplice.

A railway company director, or rather a man who was arranging the
purchase of a line, got into the carriage and began at once to harangue
me about the Government and say that the way in which it had changed the
election law was a piece of insolence and would only make everybody more
radical. Then he told me that life in Yaroslav was simply intolerable,
because all newspapers and all free discussion had been stopped. We
arrived at Yaroslav on the next morning. I went on to Moscow in a
third-class carriage. The train stopped at every small station, and there
was a constant flow of people coming and going. An old gentleman of the
middle class sat opposite to me for a time, and read a newspaper in an
audible whisper. Whenever he came to some doings of the Government he
said: “Disgraceful, disgraceful!”

Later on in the day a boy of seventeen got into the train. He carried
a large box. I was reading a book by Gogol, and had put it down for a
moment on the seat. He took it up and said: “I am very fond of reading
books.” I asked him how he had learnt. He said he had been at school for
one year, and had then learnt at home. He could not stay at school as
he was the only son, his father was dead, and he had to look after his
small sisters; he was a stone quarrier, and life was very hard. He loved
reading. In winter the _mouzhiks_ came to him and he read aloud to them.
His favourite book was called _Ivan Mazeppa_. What that work may be, I
did not know. I gave him my Gogol. I have never seen anyone so pleased.
He began to read it—at the end—then and there, and said it would last for
several evenings. When he got out he said: “I will never forget you,” and
he took out of his pocket a lot of sunflower seeds and gave them to me.
As we neared Moscow the carriage was fuller and fuller. Two peasants had
no railway tickets. One of them asked me if I would lend my ticket to him
to show the guard. I said: “With pleasure; only, my ticket is for Moscow
and yours is for the next station.” When the guard came, one of the
peasants gave him 30 kopecks. “That is very little for two of you,” the
guard said. They had been travelling nearly all the way from Yaroslav;
but finally he let them be. We arrived at Moscow in the evening.

I travelled back to St. Petersburg in a third-class carriage, which was
full of recruits. “They sang all the way” (as Jowett said about the
poetical but undisciplined undergraduate[15] whom he drove home from a
dinner-party) “bad songs—very bad songs.” Not quite all the way, however.
They were like schoolboys going to a private school, putting on extra
assurance. In the railway carriage there was a Zemstvo “Feldsher,” a
hospital orderly, who had been through the war. We talked of the war.
While we were discussing it, a young peasant who was in the carriage
joined in, and startled us by his sensible and acute observations on the
war. “There’s a man,” said the Feldsher to me, “who has a good head. It
is sheer natural cleverness. That’s what a lot of the young peasants
are like. And what will become of him? If only these people could be
developed!” A little later I began to read a small book. “Are you
reading Lermontov?” asked the Feldsher, “No,” I answered, “I am reading
Shakespeare’s Sonnets.” “Ah,” he said, with a sigh, “you are evidently
not a married man, but perhaps you are engaged to be married?”

Just as I was preparing to sleep, the guard came and began to search
the corners and the floor of the carriage with a candle, as if he had
dropped a pin or a penny. He explained that there were twelve recruits
in the carriage, but that an extra man had got in with them and that he
was looking for him. He then went away. One of the recruits explained to
me that the man was under one of the seats, and hidden by boxes, as he
wished to go to St. Petersburg without a ticket. I went to sleep. But the
guard came back and turned me carefully over to see if I was the missing
man. Then he began to look again in the most unlikely places for a man to
be hid. He gave up the search twice, but the hidden man could not resist
putting out his head to see what was happening, and before he could get
it back the guard coming in at that moment caught sight of him. The man
was turned out, but he got into the train again, and the next morning it
was discovered that he had stolen one of the recruits’ boxes and some
article of property from nearly everybody in the carriage, including
hats and coats. This he had done while the recruits slept, for when
they stopped singing and went to sleep they slept soundly. Later in the
night, a huge and old peasant entered the train and crept under the seat
opposite to me. The guard did not notice him, and after the tickets had
been collected from the passengers who got in at that station, the man
crept out, and lay down on one of the higher berths. He remained there
nearly all night, but at one of the stations the guard said: “Is there
no one for this station?” and looking at the peasant, added: “Where are
you for, old man?” The man mumbled in pretended sleep. “Where is your
ticket?” asked the guard. No answer. At last when the question had been
repeated thrice, he said: “I am a poor, little, old man.” “You haven’t
got a ticket,” said the guard. “Get out, devil; you might lose me my
place—and I a married man. Devil! Devil! Devil!” “It is on account of my
extreme poverty,” said the old man, and he was turned out.

The next morning I had a long conversation with the young peasant who,
the Feldsher said, had brains. I asked him, among other things, if he
thought the Government was right in relying on what it called the innate
and fundamental conservatism of the great mass of the Russian people.
“If the Government says that the whole of the peasantry is Conservative,
it lies,” he said. “It is true that a great part of the people is
rough—uneducated—but there are many who know. The war opened our eyes.
You see, the Russian peasant is accustomed to be told by the authorities
that a glass (taking up my tumbler) is a man, and to believe it. The Army
is on the side of the Government. At least it is really on the side of
the people, but it feels helpless. The Government will never yield except
to force. There is nothing to be done.” We talked of other things. The
recruits joined in the conversation, and I offered a small meat patty to
one of them, who said: “No, thank you. I am greatly satisfied with you as
it is, without your giving me a meat patty.”

The theft which had taken place in the night was discussed from every
point of view. “We took pity on him and we hid him,” they said, “and he
robbed us.” They spoke of it without any kind of bitterness or grievance,
and nobody said:

“I told you so.” Then we arrived at St. Petersburg.




CHAPTER XIX

TRAVEL IN RUSSIA


After Christmas, the second Duma was convened and opened. Its doings were
not interesting. It was not a representative body, as the elections had
been carefully arranged; still it was better than nothing, and the very
existence of a Duma of any kind exercised a negative effect on matters
in general. The Government could be interpellated. Questions could be
asked. The officials in the country knew that their doings could be
discussed in the Duma, and this acted as a check. In April 1907, I had
an interview with Count Witte. Witte was a large, tall, burly figure,
with slightly ravaged features, intelligent eyes, the facile opportunism
and the deep-seated scepticism of those who have had a long experience
of affairs, of the ruling of men, and the vicissitudes of political
life. He received me abruptly, and with a manner that, far from being
ingratiating, seemed to express the unspoken thought, “Why have you come
to bother me,” but as the conversation went on he melted and became
charming.

The first question he asked me was why I stayed such a long time in
Russia, I said it was because it interested me. I then said: “Things seem
to be going better.” “Do you think so?” he asked, with a look of amused
scepticism. I asked him what he thought of the doings of the Extreme
Right, the reactionaries, who were now playing a noisy and important part
in political and social life.

He said they were a great danger. The Government would never dare to
touch them. He said both the Right and the Kadets had lost faith in him.
The Kadets because he had not given them the key of the fortress, and
the reactionaries because he had not hung all the Liberals. He talked
of the Jewish question, and said that the Jews had begged him not to
give them full rights, as they dreaded the consequences of a sudden act
of that kind. He said he had always thought it impossible to give the
Jews full rights all at once. He said the Kadets were guilty of all that
had happened in Russia in the last year, because they had refused to
support him when he was Prime Minister, and had been unwilling to help
him. Had they done so he might have done a great deal. He then talked
of Stolypin. He said Stolypin was an honest man, with no foresight, and
a fatalist. “You can’t govern if you are a _fatalist_,” he said, with a
gesture of contempt. He said the present electoral law was a farce, and
that the only alternative was to change it or to go back to the pre-Duma
state of affairs; and that would not last long. He said that the Kadets
recognised their mistakes now, and their failure, and he heard from all
quarters they were willing to accept his leadership now, but it was too
late. For a thousand reasons he would never take office again after what
he had gone through. I asked him how the funds had been obtained for the
great general strike. He said it had all been prepared when Plehve was
Minister, and had been kept secret. He said he considered the situation
in October to have been one of real revolution, as there were then no
troops available to deal with the situation.

The impression he gave me was of disillusion, indifference, fatigue, and
invincible pessimism. He evidently thought that whatever steps would be
taken would be fatal, and he was perfectly right.

In May I went back to London and stayed there till the middle of July,
when I came back to St. Petersburg.

I then started for a journey down the Volga. I went by train from St.
Petersburg to Ribinsk. On the way to Ribinsk my carriage was occupied by
a party of workmen, including a carpenter and a wheelwright, who were
going to work on somebody’s property in the Government of Tver; they
did not know whose property, and they did not know whither they were
going. They were under the authority of an old man who came and talked
to me, because, he said, the company of the youths who were with him was
tedious. He told me a great many things, but as he was hoarse, and the
train made a rattling noise, I could not hear a word he said. There were
also in the carriage two Tartars and a small boy about thirteen years
old, who had a domineering character and put himself in charge of the
carriage. The discomfort of travelling third-class in Russia was not the
accommodation, but the frequent awakenings during the night caused by
passengers coming in and by the guard asking for one’s ticket. The small
boy with the domineering character—he wore an old military cap on the
back of his head as a sign of strength of purpose—contributed in no small
degree to the general discomfort. He apparently was in no need of sleep.
He went from passenger to passenger telling them where they would have
to change and where they would have to get out, and offering to open the
window if needed. I had a primitive candlestick made of a candle stuck
into a bottle; it fell on my head just as I went to sleep, so I put it
on the floor and went to sleep again. But the small boy came and waked
me, and told me that my bottle was on the floor, and that he had put it
back again. I thanked him, but directly he was out of sight I put it
back again on the floor, and before long he came back, waked me a second
time—and told me that my candlestick had again fallen down. This time I
told him, not without emphasis, to leave it alone, and I went to sleep
again. But the little boy was not defeated; he waked me again with the
information that a printed advertisement had fallen out of the book I had
been reading on to the floor. This time I told him that if he waked me
again I should throw him out of the window.

Later in the night a tidy-looking man of the middle-class entered the
carriage with his wife. They began to chatter, and to complain of the
length of the benches, the officious boy with the domineering character
lending them his sympathy and advice. This went on till one of the
Tartars could bear it no longer, and he called out in a loud voice that
if they wanted beds six yards long they had better not travel in a train,
and that they were making everybody else’s sleep impossible. I blessed
that Tartar not unawares, and after that there was peace.

Towards ten o’clock in the morning we arrived at Ribinsk, and there I
embarked on a steamer to go down the Volga, as far as Nijni-Novgorod. I
took a first-class ticket and received a clean deck cabin, containing
a leather sofa (with no blankets or sheets) and a washing-stand with a
fountain tap. We started at two o’clock in the afternoon. There were
few passengers on board. The Volga was not what I had expected it
would be like—what place is? I had imagined a vast expanse of water in
an illimitable plain, instead of which there was a broad, brown river,
with green, shelving though not steep banks, wooded with birch trees and
fir trees and many kinds of shrubs; sometimes the banks consisted of
sloping pastures and sometimes of cornfields. In the evening we arrived
at Yaroslav, a picturesque little city on the top of a steep bank. All
day long the sky had been grey and heavy, with long, piled-up clouds,
but the sun, as it set, made for itself a thin strip of gold beneath
the grey masses, and when it had sunk, the masses themselves glinted
like armour, and the strip beneath became a stretch of pure and luminous
twilight. In the twilight the town was seen at its best. I went ashore
and walked about the streets of the quiet city; a sleepy town, with trees
and grass everywhere (the trees dark in the twilight); the houses low,
two-storied, and painted white, with pale green roofs, ghostlike in the
dusk, ornamented with pilasters, eighteenth-century and Empire arches and
arcades. Every now and then one came across a church with gilt minarets
glistening in what remained of the sunset. The whole was a symphony in
dark green, white, and lilac (the sky was lilac by now). The shops were
shut, the houses shuttered, the passers-by few. The grass grew thick on
the cobble-stones. I wandered about thinking how well Vernon Lee would
seize on the _genius loci_ of this sleepy city, dreaming in the lilac
July twilight, with its alternate vistas of luminous white houses and
dark glooms of trees. How she would extract the spirit of the place, and
find the exact note in other places which it corresponded with, whether
in Gascony, or Tuscany, or Bavaria; and I reflected that all I could do
would be to say I had seen Yaroslav—I had walked about in it—and that it
was a picturesque city.

We left Yaroslav at eleven at night. In the dining-room of the steamer I
had left a Tauchnitz volume called _Fräulein Schmidt und Mr. Anstruther_,
by the author of _Elizabeth and her German Garden_. I was looking forward
to reading this before going to sleep; but this was not to be. The volume
had disappeared. The next morning the matter was explained. There was a
family travelling in the steamer, consisting of a mother, a daughter, and
a son. The mother was young looking, although both the daughter and son
were grown up; they had found the book, and thought (I suppose) it had
been left behind, or that it belonged to the public library. The book
occupied them for the rest of the journey. They talked of nothing else.
The mother had read it before. The daughter must have sat up late reading
it, because she handed it over to the son early in the morning. They all
thought it interesting, but they evidently disagreed about it. These are
the things which ought to please an author.

We reached Nijni-Novgorod the next morning at eight. I took a cab.
“Drive,” I said, “to the best hotel.” “There is the Hôtel Rossia at the
top of the town, and the Hôtel Petersburg at the bottom,” the cabman
answered. “Which is the best?” I asked. “The Hôtel Rossia is the best at
the top of the town,” he answered, “and the Hôtel Petersburg is the best
at the bottom.” “Which is the most central?” I asked. “The Rossia is the
most central at the top, and the Petersburg is the most central at the
bottom.” “Which is nearest the Fair?” “They are neither near the Fair.”
“Are there no hotels near the Fair?” “There are no hotels near the Fair
_in the town_.”

We drove to the Rossia, a long way up a very steep hill, past the
Kremlin—a hill like Windsor Hill, only twice as long. The Kremlin is like
Windsor, supposing the outside walls of Windsor had never been restored
and the castle were taken away. When we got to the hotel the cabman
said: “This part of the town is deserted in summer; nobody lives here;
everybody lives near the Fair.” “But I said I wanted to be in the Fair,”
I answered. “Oh!” he answered; “of course if you want to be _in_ the Fair
there are plenty of hotels in the Fair.” So we drove down again, right
into the lower part of the town, and thence across a large wooden bridge
into the Fair.

Nijni-Novgorod occupies both sides of the Volga. On one side there is
a steep hill, a Kremlin, and a town covering the hill till it reaches
the quays and extending along them;—on the other side a huge plain and
the Fair. The hill part of the town is wooded and green; the Fair was
a town in itself, and during the Fair period the whole business of
life—shops, including hotels, theatres, banks, baths, post, exchange,
restaurants—was transferred thither. The shops were one-storied and
occupied square blocks, which they intersected in parallel lines. They
were of every description and quality, ranging from the supply of the
needs of the extremely rich to those of the extremely poor. I found a
room in an hotel. The hotels were crowded, although I was told that the
Fair had never been so empty. It had not been open long, and merchants
were still arriving daily with their goods. The centre of the Fair was a
house called the “Glavnii Dom,” the principal house; here the post and
the police were concentrated, and the most important shops—Fabergé, for
instance. There were many dealers in furs and skins; I bought nothing,
in spite of great temptation, except a blanket and a clothes-brush. The
blankets were dear. Star sapphires, on the other hand, seemed to be as
cheap as dirt. I never quite understood when the people had their meals
at the Fair. The restaurants, and there were many, seemed to be empty
all day; they were certainly full all night. Perhaps the people did
not eat during the daytime. In every restaurant there was a theatrical
performance, which began at nine o’clock in the evening and went on until
four o’clock the next morning, with few interruptions; it consisted
mostly of singing and dancing.

What surprised and struck me most about the Fair was the great size of
it. I had not guessed that the Fair was a large town consisting entirely
of shops, hotels, and restaurants. The most important merchandise that
passed hands at the Fair was furs. But there were goods of every variety:
second-hand books, tea, and silks from China, gems from the Urals, and
_art nouveau_ furniture. There were also old curiosity shops rich in
church vestments, stiff copes and jewelled chasubles, which would be
found most useful by those people who like to furnish their drawing-rooms
entirely with objects diverted from their proper use; that is to say,
teapots made out of musical instruments and old book bindings. Nijni,
during the Fair, was almost entirely inhabited by merchants—merchants
of every kind and description. The majority of them wore loose Russian
shirts and top-boots. I noticed that at Nijni it did not in the least
signify how untidily one was dressed; however untidy one looked, one
was sure of being treated with respect, because slovenliness at Nijni
did not necessarily imply poverty, and the people of the place justly
reasoned that however sordid our exterior appearance might be, there was
no knowing but it might clothe a millionaire. Another thing which struck
me here, a thing which has struck me in several other places, was the way
in which people determined your nationality by your clothes. While they
paid no attention to _degree_ in the matter of clothes at Nijni, as to
whether they were shabby or new, they paid a great deal of attention to
kind. For instance, the day I arrived I was wearing an ordinary English
straw hat. This headgear caused quite a sensation amongst the sellers
of Astrakan fur. They crowded round me, crying out: “Vairy nice, vairy
cheap, Engleesh.” I bought a different kind of hat, a white yachting cap,
and loose silk Russian shirt, such as the merchants wore.

That evening I went to a restaurant at which there was a musical
performance. I fell into conversation with a young merchant sitting at
the next table, and he said to me after we had had some conversation:
“You are, I suppose, from the Caucasus.” I said “No.” We talked of
other things, the Far East among other topics. He then exclaimed: “You
are, I suppose, from the Far East.” I again said “No,” and we again
talked of other things. He had some friends with him who joined in the
conversation, and they were consumed with curiosity as to whence I had
come, and I told them they could guess. They guessed various places, such
as Archangel, Irkutsk, Warsaw, and Saghalien, and at last one of them
cried out with joy: “I know what place you belong to; you are a native of
Nijni.” They went away triumphant. Their place was taken by a very old
merchant, a rugged, grey-haired, bearded peasant. He looked on at the
singing and dancing which was taking place on the stage for some time,
and then he said to me: “Don’t you wish you were twenty years younger?”
I said I did, but I did not think that I should in that case be better
equipped for this particular kind of entertainment, as I should be only
twelve years old. “Impossible!” said the old man indignantly. “You are
quite bald, and bear every sign of old age.”

I left Nijni on the wrong steamer—that is to say, by a line I did not
mean to patronise, because I knew it was the worst. There was no help for
it, because my passport was not ready in time. I took a first-class cabin
on a big steamer full of children with their nurses and parents. The
children ran about the cabin all day long without stopping. Children, I
noticed, are the same all over the world: they play the same games, they
make the same noise. In this case there were five sisters and a small
brother. What reminded me much of all children in general, and of my own
experience as a child in particular, was that the boy suddenly began to
howl because his sisters wouldn’t let him play with them, and he cried
out: “I want to play too”; and the sisters, when the matter was finally
brought before an arbitration court of parents, who were playing cards,
said that the boy made all games impossible. Also there were three nurses
in the cabin, who, whatever the children did, told them not to do it; and
every now and then one heard familiar phrases such as “Don’t sit on the
oilcloth with your bare legs.” “Don’t lean out of the window with that
cold of yours.” The passengers on the boat were uninteresting.

There was a couple who spoke bad French to each other out of refinement,
but who relapsed into Russian when they had really something interesting
to say. There was a student who played the pianoforte with astonishing
facility and amazing execution; there were the elder sisters of the small
children, who also played the pianoforte in exactly the same way as young
people play it in England—that is to say, with convulsive jerks over the
difficult passages, and uninterrupted insistence on the loud pedal, and a
foolish bass. The grown-up members of the party played “Vindt” all day.

When we arrived at Kazan I got out to look at the town. It also possesses
a Kremlin with white walls and crenellated towers and old churches, a
museum of uninteresting objects, and a large monastery. It was the most
stagnant-looking city.

The Volga beyond Nijni is considerably broader. It is never less than
1200 yards in breadth, and from Nijni onwards, on the right bank of the
river, there is a range of lofty hills, mostly wooded, but sometimes
rocky and grassy, which go sheer down into the river. The left bank is
flat, and consists of green meadows. Below Kazan it is joined by the
river Kama, and becomes a mighty river, never less than three-quarters
of a mile in breadth. In various parts of its course the Volga reminded
me of almost every river I had ever seen, from the Dart to the Liao-he,
and from the Neckar to the Nile. Below Kazan its aspect was gloomy and
sombre, a great stretch of broad brown waters, a wooded mountainous bank
on one side, a monotonous plain on the other. But when the weather was
fine—and it was gloriously fine after we reached Kazan—the effects of
light on the great expanse of water were miraculous. It is at dawn that
you feel the magic of these waters; at dawn and at sunset when the great
broad expanse, turning to gold or to silver, according as the sky is
crimson, mauve, or rosy and grey, has a mystery and majesty of its own.
We met other steamers on the way, but during the whole voyage from Nijni
to Astrakan we only passed two small sailing boats.

I got out at Samara and spent the night at an hotel. The next day I
embarked again for Astrakan, after having explored the town, in which I
failed to find an object of interest. From Samara to Saratov the hills on
the right bank of the river diminish in size, and instead of descending
sheer into the river, they slope away from it; and as the hills diminish,
the vegetation grows more scanty. The left bank is flat and monotonous
as before. From Samara to Saratov I travelled third-class, to see what
it was like on board the steamer. There are on the steamer four official
classes and an unofficial fifth-class. The third-class have a general
cabin on the lower deck with two tiers of bunks. The fourth-class have
a kind of enclosure, which contains one large broad board on which they
encamp. The fourth-class contains the “steerage” passengers. It is
indescribably dirty. The fifth-class is composed of still dirtier and
still poorer people, who lie about on boxes, bales, or on whatever vacant
space they can find on the lower deck. They lie, for the most part, like
corpses, in a profound slumber, generally face downwards, flat upon
the floor. The third-class is respectable and decently clean; it has,
moreover, one immense advantage—some permanently open windows. In the
first-class there was among the company a great aversion to draughts.
They had not what someone once called “La passion des Anglais pour les
courants d’air.” In the third-class there was no such prejudice. The
passengers were various. There were two students, some merchants, twenty
Cossacks going home on leave, a policeman, a public servant, several
peasants, and a priest.

On the bunk just over mine sprawled a large bearded Cossack, who at once
asked me where I was going, my occupation, my country, and my name. I
told him that I was a newspaper correspondent and an Englishman. I then
lay down on my bunk. Another Cossack from the other side of the cabin
called out at the top of his voice to the man who was over me: “Who is
that man?” “He is a foreigner.” “Is he travelling with goods?” “No; he
is just travelling, nothing more.” “Where does he come from?” “I don’t
know.” Then, looking down at me from his bunk, the Cossack who was above
me said: “Thou art quite bald, little father. Is it illness that did it,
or nature?” “Nature,” I answered. “Shouldst try an ointment,” he said. “I
have tried many and strong ointments,” I said, “including onion, tar, and
paraffin, none of which were of any avail. There is nothing to be done.”
“No,” said the Cossack, with a sigh. “There is nothing to be done. It is
God’s business.”

There was no particular discomfort in travelling third-class in the
steamer. The bunks, with the aid of blankets, were as comfortable as
those in the first-class. One could obtain the same food, and there was
plenty of fresh air. Nevertheless, if one only travelled thus for a day
and a night, it was indescribably fatiguing, because one had to change
and readjust one’s hours. For at the first streak of dawn, the people
began to talk, and by sunrise they had washed and were having tea. It is
not as if they went to bed earlier. For all day long they talked, and
they went to sleep quite late, about eleven. But they had the blessed
gift, possessed by Napoleon, of snatching half-hours or five minutes
of sleep whenever they felt in need of it. If one travelled like this
for several days running, one got used to it, of course, and one also
acquired the habit of snatching sleep at odd moments during the daytime;
but if one travelled like this for a day or two, it was, as I have said
already, extremely tiring.

The public servant, who had a small post in some provincial town, came
and talked to me. He asked me if Chaliapine, the famous singer, had
sung at Nijni. Chaliapine, he added, was his master. “I have,” he said,
“a magnificent bass voice.” “Are you fond of music?” I asked. “Fond
of music!” he cried. “When I hear music I am like a wild animal. I go
mad.” “Do you mean to go on the stage?” I asked. “Yes,” he said, “when
I have learnt enough. In the meantime I am a public servant—I am in
the Government service.” “That, I suppose, you find tedious?” I said.
“It is more than tedious; it is disgusting,” and he began to abuse the
Government. I said: “There is a great difference between the Russia
of to-day and the Russia of four years ago.” “There is no difference
at all,” he said; “we have obtained absolutely nothing except paper
promises.” I said: “I am not talking of what the Government has done or
failed to do; I am talking of the general aspect of things, of Russian
life as it strikes a foreigner. I was here three or four years ago, and
I am struck by the great difference between then and now. Had I met you
then, you would not have talked politics with me; there were no politics
to talk.” “That is true,” he answered; “we have now a political life.”

Here one of the Cossacks asked him who he was. “I am a famous singer,” he
answered. “I have sung at the Merchants’ Club at the district town of A⸺.
I am a pupil of Chaliapine, who is the king of basses and is well known
throughout the whole civilised world, and who has sung in America. He is
a Russian. Think of that.” The Cossack seemed impressed. The singer got
out at one of the stations.

The people in the cabin had their meals at different times of the day;
the chief meal was tea, which took place twice a day. Every time we
stopped at a place a crowd of beggars invaded our cabin asking for alms.
The interesting point is that they received them. They were never sent
empty away, and were invariably given either some coppers, some bread,
or some melon. I am sure there is no country in the world where people
give so readily to the poor as in Russia. One had only to walk about the
streets in any Russian town to notice this fact. Here in the third-class
saloon it especially struck me. I did not see one single beggar turned
away without a gift of some kind. One little boy was given a piece of
bread and a large slice of water-melon.

At the many small stations at which we called on the banks of the river
there were crowds of itinerant vendors selling various descriptions of
food—hot pies, fried fish, gigantic water-melons, apples, red currants,
and cucumbers. The whole duration of each stop at any of these places was
occupied by the unloading and loading of the steamer with goods. This
was done by a horde of creatures in red and blue shirts called loaders,
who had a kind of ledge strapped on to their backs which enabled them to
support enormous loads. Like big gnomes, during the whole of the stop,
they scurried from the hold of the steamer to the wooden quay and back
again to the steamer. On the quay itself, either placidly looking on and
munching sunflower seeds, or else wildly gesticulating over a bargain
at a booth, a motley herd of passengers and inhabitants of the place
swarmed: many-coloured, bright, ragged, and squalid, like the crowds
depicted in a sacred picture waiting for a miracle or a parable under the
burning sky of Palestine.

Samara and Saratov have not the features which characterise the towns
of the Upper Volga. They have no Kremlin, no remains of a fortress
dominating the town and enclosed in old walls. Saratov is a collection of
wooden houses which look as if they had been made by a Swiss artisan for
the Earl’s Court Exhibition and exposed on the side of a steep hill.

Between Saratov and Tzaritsin the character of the river changes
altogether, the vegetation begins to dwindle; the great hills on the
right bank of the river diminish, and the farther one travels south,
the lower they become. The left bank is flat, monotonous, and green as
before. The river itself broadens, and in some places it is several
kilometres wide. You get the impression that you are travelling on a
large lake or on a sea, rather than on a river. The farther south one
travels, the greater is the beauty of the river. It is a solemn, majestic
river; one understands its having been the mother and inspirer of a
quantity of poetry, of folk-song and folk-lore; and one understands, too,
how appropriate the deep octaves, the broad, slow-dying notes and echoes
of the Volga songs are to these great, melancholy spaces of shining
water. Every day on the steamer between Saratov and Astrakan I awoke at
dawn and went out on to the deck to sniff the freshness and to watch the
process of daybreak. The soft, grey sky trembled into a delicate tint of
lilac, and over the far-off banks of the river, which were distant enough
to have the appearance of a range of _violet_ hills, came the first blush
of dawn, and then a deeper rose, while the whole upper sky was washed
with a clean daffodil colour, which was reflected in silver on the blue
water. And then the sun rose—a huge red ball of fire, casting golden
scales beneath him on to the water.

Towards noon, perhaps, the sky would be piled with white clouds, and the
river look like an immense hard glass, reflecting in unruffled detail
every curve and shadow of the cloudland, and the small motionless trees
of the banks which in the sunless heat are as unreal as a mirage. Later
in the afternoon the water seemed to grow more and more luminous; the
sensation of some kind of enchantment, of something wizard-like and
unreal, increased, and one would not have been surprised to catch sight
of the walls of Tristram’s Castle-in-the-air, the wizard walls, to
which he promised to bring Iseult—the castle built of the stuff which
rainbows are made of, of fire, dew, and the colours of the morning. But
with the sunset this feeling of unreality and enchantment ceased; the
nearer bank stood out in sharp outline, intensely real, between purple
skies and grey waters; and over the farther bank hung the intense blue
of woody distances. Between Tzaritsin and Astrakan the character of the
river changes yet again. The hills on the right bank vanish altogether;
both the banks were flat now—unlimited steppes with scant vegetation,
culminating in steep banks of yellow sand. It was here that the river
reminded me of the Nile.

Tzaritsin itself is a great trade centre; the best caviare and the
best water-melons used to be obtained there. Most of the third-class
passengers got out at Tzaritsin. I was amused by the process, which I
watched on shore, of a huge block of stone being hauled up a hill by a
gang of workmen. The spectacle was so utterly unlike anything in other
countries. Pieces of rock are also hauled up hills in other lands, but
the manner in which it is done is different. Seven men were hauling
the rope; they were ragged, dirty, and dressed in red and blue shirts,
stained and dusty, while their tufts of yellow hair stuck out of their
tattered peaked caps. By the block of stone stood the leader of the
gang. Then suddenly, when he thought the time had come, he intoned a
chant, a solo, about fifteen notes, which might have been written in the
Scotch scale (the scale of G major without the F sharp), plaintive and
unexpected; then he beat time with a wave of his left hand, and at the
fourth beat, the whole gang chimed in, imitating the melody in a rough
counterpoint, and hauling as they sang, and then abruptly ending on the
dominant. After a short pause, the leader again intoned his solo and the
chorus again repeated and imitated the plaintive melody, and this was
repeated till the block of stone was hauled up the hill.

The climate, when Tzaritsin was passed, grew hotter and hotter, and
the breeze made by the steamer only increased the heat. The moon rose,
and for a while the sky was still tinged with the stain of the sunset
in the west, and the water was luminous with a living whiteness. Then,
rapidly, because the twilight did not last long here, came the darkness,
and with it something strange and wonderful. We became conscious of an
extraordinary fragrance in the air. It was not merely the sweetness of
summer night. It was a pungent and aromatic incense which pervaded the
atmosphere—warm and delicious and filled with the essence of summer.
It was intoxicating; it came over you like a great wave, a breath of
Elysium. And the night with its web of stars, and the dark waters, and
the thin line of the far-off banks, made you once more lose the sense of
reality. You had reached another world—the nether-world, perhaps; you
breathed “the scent of alien meadows far away,” and you felt as if you
were sailing down the river of oblivion to the harbours of Proserpine.
This wonderful sweetness came, I learnt, from the new-mown hay, the
mowing of which takes place late here. The hay lay in great masses over
the steppes, embalming the midnight air and turning the world into
paradise.

On reaching Astrakan, you were plunged into the atmosphere of the
East. On the quays there were many booths groaning with every kind of
fruit, and a coloured herd of people living in the dust and the dirt;
splendidly squalid, noisy as parrots, and busy doing nothing, like wasps.
The railway to Astrakan was not yet finished, so you were obliged to
return to Tzaritsin by steamer if you wished to get back to the centre
of Russia. I pursued this course, and from Tzaritsin took the train for
Tambov. The train started from Tzaritsin at two o’clock in the morning;
I arrived at the station at midnight, and at this hour the station was
crammed with people. Imagine a huge high waiting-room with three tables
d’hôte parallel to each other in the centre of it; at one end of the
hall a buffet; on the sides of it, under the windows, tables and long
seats padded with leather, partitioned off and forming open cubicles.
These seats were always occupied, and the occupants went to bed on them,
wrapped up in blankets, and propped up by pillows, bags, rugs, baskets,
kettles, and other impedimenta. The whole of this refreshment hall was
filled with sleeping figures. There were people lying asleep on the
window-sills, and others on chairs placed together. Some merely laid
their heads on the table d’hôte, and fell into a deep slumber. It was
like the scene in _The Sleeping Beauty in the Wood_, when sleep overtook
the inhabitants of the castle. There was a bookstall and a newspaper
kiosk. The bookstall contained—as usual—the works of Jerome K. Jerome
and Conan Doyle, some translations of French novels, some political
pamphlets, a translation of John Morley’s _Compromise_, and an essay on
Ruskin—a strange medley of literary food. At the newspaper kiosk, the
newsvendor was so busily engrossed in reading out a story, which had
just appeared in the newspapers, about a saintly peasant who killed a
baby because he thought it was the Antichrist, that it was impossible
to attract his attention. His audience were the policeman, one of the
porters, and a kind of sub-guard. The story was indeed a curious one, and
caused a considerable stir. I wrote about it later on in the _Morning
Post_. ’

The journey to Tambov was long; in my carriage a railway official drank
tea, ate apples, and sighed over the political condition of the country.
Everything was as bad as bad could be. “It is a sad business,” he said,
“living in Russia now.” Then, after some reflection, he added: “But,
perhaps in other countries—in England, for instance—people sometimes find
fault with the Government.” I told him they did little else. He then took
a large roll out of a basket, and after he had been munching it for some
time, he said: “After all, there is no country in the world where such
good bread can be got as this.” This seemed to console him greatly.

The sunflower season had arrived. Sunflowers used to be grown in great
quantities in Russia, not for ornamental but for utilitarian purposes.
They were grown for the oil that is in them; but besides being useful
in many ways they formed an article of food. You pick the head of the
sunflower and eat the seeds. You bite the seed, spit out the husk, and
eat the kernel, which is white and tastes of sunflower. Considerable
skill is needed when cracking the husk and spitting it out, to leave
the kernel intact. This habit was universal among the lower classes in
Russia. It occupies a human being like smoking, and it is a pleasant
adjunct to contemplation. It is also conducive to untidiness. Nothing is
so untidy in the world as a room or a platform littered with sunflower
seeds. All platforms in Russia were thus, littered at this time of year.
When I was on the steamer at Tzaritsin, one of the Cossacks approached
me with this question, which seemed startling: “Do you chew seeds?” At
first I was at a loss to think what he meant, but I soon remembered the
sunflower, and when I had answered in the affirmative, he produced a
great handful of dried seeds and offered them to me. When I arrived at my
destination, Sosnofka, in the government of Tambov, I found the country
looking intensely green after a wet summer; the weather was hot, and the
nights had the softness and the sweetness that should belong to the month
of June.

I found a large crowd at the station gathered round a pillar of smoke
and flame. At first I thought, of course, that a village fire was going
on. Fires in Russian villages were common occurrences in the summer, and
this was not surprising, as the majority of the houses were thatched
with straw. The houses were so close one to another, and the ground was
littered with straw. Moreover, to set fire to one’s neighbour’s house
used to be a common form of paying off a score. But it was not a fire
that was in progress. It was the casting of a bell. The ceremony was
fixed for four o’clock in the afternoon, with due solemnity and with
religious rites, and I was invited to be present.

    “Heute muss die Glocke werden,”

wrote Schiller in his famous poem, and here the words were appropriate.
This day the bell was to be. It was a blazing hot day. The air was
dry, the ground was dry, everything was dry, and the great column of
smoke mixed with flame issuing from the furnace added to the heat. The
furnace had been made exactly opposite to the church. The church was a
stone building with a Doric portico, four red columns, a white pediment,
a circular pale green roof, and a Byzantine minaret. The village of
Sosnofka had wooden log-built cottages thatched with straw dotted over
the rolling plain. The plain was variegated with woods—oak trees and
birch being the principal trees—and stretched out infinitely into the
blue distance. Before the bell was to be cast a Te Deum was to be sung.

It was Wednesday, the day of the bazaar. The bazaar in the village of
Somotka was the mart, where the buying and selling of meat, provisions,
fruit, melons, fish, hardware, iron-mongery, china, and books were
conducted. It happened once a week on Wednesdays, and peasants flocked
in from the neighbouring villages to buy their provisions. But that
afternoon the bazaar was deserted. The whole population of the village
had gathered together on the dry, brown, grassy square in front of the
church to take part in the ceremony. At four o’clock two priests and a
deacon, followed by a choir (two men in their Sunday clothes), and by
bearers of gilt banners, walked in procession out of the church. They
were dressed in stiff robes of green and gold, and as they walked they
intoned a plain-song. An old card-table, with a stained green cloth, was
placed and opened on the ground opposite, and not far from the church,
and on this two lighted tapers were set, together with a bowl of holy
water. The peasants gathered round in a semicircle with bare heads, and
joined in the service, making many genuflexions and signs of the Cross,
and joining in the song with their deep bass voices. When I said the
peasants, I should have said half of them. The other half were gathered
in a dense crowd round the furnace, which was built of bricks, and open
on both sides to the east and to the west, and fed with wooden fuel. The
men in charge of the furnace stood on both sides of it and stirred the
molten metal it contained with two enormous poles.

On one side of the furnace a channel had been prepared through which
the metal was to flow into the cast of the bell. The crowd assembled
there was already struggling to have and to hold a good place for the
spectacle of the release of the metal when the solemn moment should
arrive. Three policemen tried to restrain the crowd; that is to say,
one police officer, one police sergeant, and one common policeman. They
were trying with all their might to keep back the crowd, so that when
the metal was released a disaster should not happen; but their efforts
were in vain, because the crowd was large, and when they pressed back a
small portion of it they made a dent in it which caused the remaining
part of it to bulge out; and it was the kind of crowd—so intensely
typical of Russia—on which no words, whether of command, entreaty, or
threat, made the smallest impression. The only way to keep it back was
by pressing on it with the body and outstretched arms, and that only
kept back a tiny portion of it. In the meantime the Te Deum went on and
on; and many things and persons were prayed for besides the bell which
was about to be born. At one moment I obtained a place from which I had
a commanding view of the furnace, but I was soon oozed out of it by the
ever-increasing crowd of men, women, and children.

The whole thing was something between a sacred picture and a scene in a
Wagner opera. The tall peasants with red shirts, long hair, and beards,
stirring the furnace with long poles, looked like the persons in the epic
of the _Niebelungen_ as we see it performed on the stage to the strains
of a complicated orchestration. There was Wotan in a blue shirt, with a
spear; and Alberic, with a grimy face and a hammer, was meddling with
the furnace; and Siegfried, in leather boots and sheepskin, was smoking
a cigarette and waving an enormous hammer; while Mimi, whining and
disagreeable as usual, was having his head smacked. On the other hand,
the peasants who were listening and taking part in the Te Deum, were
like the figures of a sacred picture—women with red-and-white Eastern
head-dresses, bearded men listening as though expecting a miracle, and
barefooted children, with straw-coloured hair and blue eyes, running
about everywhere. Towards six o’clock the Te Deum at last came to an end,
and the crowd moved and swayed around the furnace. The Russian crowd
reminded me of a large tough sponge. Nothing seemed to make any effect
on it. It absorbed the newcomers who dived into it, and you could pull
it this way and press it that way, but there it remained; indissoluble,
passive, and obstinate. Perhaps the same is true of the Russian nation;
I think it is certainly true of the Russian character, in which there is
so much apparent weakness and softness, so much obvious elasticity and
malleability, and so much hidden passive resistance.

I asked a peasant who was sitting by a railing under the church when the
ceremony would begin. “Ask them,” he answered; “they will tell you, but
they won’t tell us.” With the help of the policeman, I managed to squeeze
a way through the mass of struggling humanity to a place in the first
row. I was told that the critical moment was approaching, and was asked
to throw a piece of silver into the furnace, so that the bell might have
a tuneful sound. I threw a silver rouble into the furnace, and the men
who were in charge of the casting said that the critical moment had come.
On each side of the small channel they fixed metal screens and placed a
large screen facing it. The man in charge said in a loud, matter-of-fact
tone: “Now, let us pray to God.” The peasants uncovered themselves and
made the sign of the Cross. A moment was spent in silent prayer. This
prayer was especially for the success of the operation which was to take
place immediately, namely, the release of the molten metal. Two hours had
already been spent in praying for the bell. At this moment the excitement
of the crowd reached such a pitch that they pushed themselves right up
to the channel, and the efforts of the policemen, who were pouring down
with perspiration, and stretching out in vain their futile arms, like the
ghosts in Virgil, were pathetic. One man, however, not a policeman, waved
a big stick and threatened to beat everybody back if they did not make
way. Then, at last, the culminating moment came; the metal was released,
and it poured down the narrow channel which had been prepared for it,
and over which two logs placed crosswise formed an arch, surmounted by
a yachting cap, for ornament. A huge yellow sheet of flame flared up
for a moment in front of the iron screen facing the channel. The women
in the crowd shrieked. Those who were in front made a desperate effort
to get back, and those who were at the back made a desperate effort to
get forward, and I was carried right through and beyond the crowd in the
struggle.

The bell was born. I hoped the silver rouble which I threw into it, and
which now formed a part of it, would sweeten its utterance, and that it
might never have to sound the alarm which signifies battle, murder, and
sudden death. A vain hope—an idle wish.




CHAPTER XX

SOUTH RUSSIA, JOURNALISM, LONDON


In the autumn of 1907 I went for the first time to South Russia. To
Kharkov, and then to Gievko, a small village in the neighbourhood, where
I stayed with Prince Mirski in his country house.

This was the first time I had visited Little Russia, that is to say,
Southern Russia. The contrast between Central and Southern Russia is, I
noted at the time, not unlike that between Cambridgeshire and South Devon.

The vegetation was more or less the same in both places, and in both
places the season was marking the same hour, only the hour was being
struck in a different manner. In Central Russia there was a bite in the
morning air, a smell of smoke, of damp leaves, of moist brown earth, and
a haze hanging on the tattered trees, which were generously splashed
with crimson and gold. In the south of Russia, little green remained in
the yellow and golden woods; the landscape was hot and dry; there was no
sharpness in the air and no moisture in the earth; summer, instead of
being conquered by the sharp wounds of the invading cold, was dying like
a decadent Roman Emperor of excess of splendour, softness, and opulence.
The contrast in the houses was sharper still. In Central Russia the
peasant’s house is built of logs and roofed with straw or iron according
to the means of the inhabitant. The villages are brown, colourless,
and sullen; in the South the houses are white or pale green; they have
orchards and fruit trees, and sometimes a glass verandah. There is
something well-to-do and smiling about them—something which reminds one
of the whitewashed cottages of South Devon or the farms in Normandy.

Prince Mirski lived in a long, low house, which gave one the impression
of a dignified, comfortable, and slightly shabby Grand Trianon. The
walls were grey, the windows went down to the ground, and opened on to
a delightful view. You looked down a broad avenue of golden trees, which
framed a distant hill in front of you, sloping down to a silver sheet of
water. In the middle of this brown hill there was a church painted white,
with a cupola and a spire on one side of it, and flanked on both sides
by two tall cypresses. There were many guests in the house: relations,
friends, neighbours. We met at luncheon—a large, patriarchal meal—and
after luncheon, Prince Mirski used to play Vindt in the room looking
down on to the view I have described. Prince Mirski had been Minister of
the Interior for a short period in the autumn of 1905, and during his
period of office he had abolished all censorship of newspapers previous
to their publication. This act, which would not seem at first sight to
be momentous, had far-reaching effects. Never could this censorship
be restored again, and its removal let in a flood of light to Russian
life. It was the opening of a small skylight into a darkened room. After
that nothing could ever be as it had been before. Prince Mirski was a
warm-hearted, welcoming host, and spoke a beautiful easy Russian, and
his great, saltlike good sense pervaded the light rippling waves, or
the lambent shafts of an urbane wit, never heavy, never tedious, never
lengthy, but always light, always amiable, and yet never divorced from
a strong fundamental reasonableness. I was taken to see the little
Russian farms, which were painted green, and were as clean outside as
they were inside. Inside, the walls were painted red and blue, the
furniture was neatly arranged, and no hens nor other live-stock shared
the living-rooms. The inhabitants wore no gorgeously picturesque South
Russian costumes. There were factories in the neighbourhood, and this was
perhaps the reason an air of Manchester and Birmingham had invaded the
fashions. The shirt and the collars of the _intelligentsia_ had spread
downwards to the peasant population, but every now and then one came
across a picturesque figure.

One day I met a blind beggar. He was sitting on a hill in front of the
church, and he was playing an instrument called a “lira,” that is to say,
a lyre.

It was a wooden instrument shaped exactly like a violin. It had three
strings, which were tuned with pegs, like those of a violin, but it was
played by fingering wooden keys, like those of a large concertina,
and by, at the same time, turning a handle which protruded from the
base of the instrument. The musician said he could play any kind of
music—sad, joyous, and sacred, and he gave examples of all three of
these styles; they were to my ear indistinguishable in kind; they
seemed to me all tinged with the same quick and deliciously plaintive
melody; and the sound made by the instrument instantly suggested the
melody and the accompaniment of Schubert’s song: “Der Leiermann”; the
plaintive, comfortable noise of the first hurdy-gurdy players. I found
out afterwards this lyre was indeed the same instrument as Schubert must
have had in his mind. It was the instrument that in Germany is called
_Leierkasten_, in France _vielle_, and in England, hurdy-gurdy; and my
blind beggar was just such a man as Schubert’s _Leiermann_.

After I had stayed some days at Gievko, I went farther south to Kiev, and
stayed at Smielo with Count André Bobrinsky. Count Bobrinsky lived in a
compound next to a large beet-sugar factory. In the same compound various
members of the same family lived. Each member of the family had a house
of his own, and the whole clan were presided over and ruled by an old
Count Lev Bobrinsky.

Count Lev Bobrinsky was an old man of astonishing vigour and activity,
both of body and mind. He knew every detail of all the affairs that were
going on around him. He was afraid of nothing, and once when he was
attacked by a huge hound he tackled and defeated the infuriated beast
with his hands, and broke the animal’s jaw.

All his family held him in wholesome respect not unmixed with awe.

One day we went out shooting. Count Lev no longer shot himself, but
he organised every detail of the day’s sport, and would come out to
luncheon. We drove in a four-in-hand harnessed to a light vehicle to the
woods, which were most beautiful. The trees had huge red stems. We were
to shoot roebuck with rifles. I was specially told not to shoot a doe.
While I was waiting there was a rustle in the undergrowth and a shout
from someone, which meant _don’t shoot_, but which I interpreted to mean
_shoot_, and I let off my rifle. It was a doe. The whole party were
agreed that Count Lev was not to be told. In the evening I was taken to
his office to see him. It was a little pitch-pine house full of rifles,
boots and ledgers, and walking-sticks. He seemed to have about a hundred
walking-sticks and two hundred pairs of boots. He went over the events of
the day. With me was one of the neighbours, who had also been one of the
guns, a Prince Yashville.

Count Lev went through the bag and the number of shots fired, and just
when he was going to ask me if I had fired, Prince Yashville intervened,
and said that I had not had a shot, and I by my silence gave consent to
this statement. The next day I left for the north, but on the following
Sunday, the whole clan of Bobrinsky family met as usual at tea, and
when Count Lev came in the first thing he said was: “It is an odd thing
that people can’t tell the truth. Mr. Baring said he had not had a shot
out shooting, and one of the barrels of his gun was dirty.” Then it was
explained to him that I had shot at a doe.

I felt I could never go back there again.

Near Smielo there was a village which was almost entirely inhabited by
Jews.

It was from this village, one day, that two Jews came to Countess
Bobrinsky and asked if they might store their furniture and their
books in her stables … they would not take up much room. When Countess
Bobrinsky asked them why, they said a _pogrom_ had been arranged for the
next day. Countess Bobrinsky was bewildered, and asked them what they
meant, and who was going to make this _pogrom_. The two Jews said: _They_
were coming from Kiev by train, and from another town. The _pogrom_ would
take place in the morning and _they_ would go back in the evening.

When she asked: “Who are _they_?” she could get no answer, except that
some said it was the Tsar’s orders, some that it was the Governor’s
orders, but _they_ had been sent to make a _pogrom_.

Countess Bobrinsky told them to go to the police, but the Jews said it
could not be prevented, and that all had been arranged for the morrow.
Both Count and Countess Bobrinsky then made inquiries, but all the answer
that they could get was that a _pogrom_ had been arranged for the next
day. It was not the people of the place who would make it; these lived
in peace with the Jews. _They_ would come by the night train from two
neighbouring towns; _they_ would arrive in the morning; there would be a
_pogrom_, and then _they_ would go away, and all the next morning carts
would arrive from the neighbouring villages, just as when there was a
fair, to take away what was left after the _pogrom_. When they asked
who was sending the _pogrom_-makers they could get no answer. Count
Bobrinsky interviewed the local police sergeant, but all he did was to
shrug his shoulders and wring his hands, and ask what could two policemen
do against a multitude? if there was to be a _pogrom_, there would be a
_pogrom_. He could do nothing; nothing could be done; nobody could do
anything.

The next morning the peasant cook, a woman, came into Countess
Bobrinsky’s room, and said: “There will be no _pogrom_ after all. It has
been put off.”

I stayed in Russia all that autumn and winter, and I saw the opening of
the third Duma, and arrived in London in the middle of December. I was
no longer correspondent in St. Petersburg, but I worked in London at
journalism, and in the summer of 1908, together with Hilary Belloc, I
edited and printed a newspaper, which had only one number, called _The
North Street Gazette_. The newspaper was printed at a press which we had
bought and established in my house, No. 6 North Street—a picturesque
house behind the other houses in North Street, which possessed a
courtyard, a fig-tree, and an underground passage leading to Westminster
Abbey.

The newspaper was written entirely by Belloc, myself, and Raymond
Asquith, who wrote the correspondence.

It was to be supported by subscribers. We received quite a number of
subscriptions, but we never brought out a second number, and we returned
the cheques to the subscribers.

_The North Street Gazette_ had the following epigraph: “Out, out, brief
scandal!” and opened with the following statement of aims and policy:

    “THE NORTH STREET GAZETTE is a journal written for the rich by
    the poor.

    “THE NORTH STREET GAZETTE will be printed and published by
    the proprietors at and from 6 North Street, Smith Square,
    Westminster, London, S.W. This, the first number, appears
    upon the date which it bears; subsequent numbers will appear
    whenever the proprietors are in possession of sufficient
    matter, literary and artistic, or even advertisement, to
    fill its columns. No price is attached to the sheet, but a
    subscription of one guinea will entitle a subscriber to receive
    no less than twenty copies, each differing from the last. These
    twenty copies delivered, none will be sent to any subscriber
    until his next subscription is paid.

    “THE NORTH STREET GAZETTE will fearlessly expose all public
    scandals save those which happen to be lucrative to the
    proprietors, or whose exposure might in some way damage them or
    their more intimate friends.

    “The services of a competent artist have been provisionally
    acquired, a staff of prose writers, limited but efficient, is
    at the service of the paper; three poets of fecundity and skill
    have also been hired. Specimens of all three classes of work
    will be discovered in this initial number.

    “A speciality of the newspaper will be that the Russian
    correspondence will be written in Russian, and the English in
    English.

    “All communications (which should be written on one side of
    the paper only) will be received with consideration, and those
    accompanied by stamps will be confiscated.”

Then followed a leading article composed entirely of clichés; a long
article advocating votes for monkeys, written by Belloc and afterwards
republished by him; “Society Notes”; a “City Letter”; and a poem by
Belloc, called “East and West,” parts of which, but not the whole of it,
are to be found in his book _The Four Men_.

The version I print here is the original form of this spirited lyric:

                  “EAST AND WEST

    “The dog is a faithful, intelligent friend,
      But his hide is covered with hair.
    The cat will inhabit a house to the end,
      But her hide is covered with hair.

    The camel excels in a number of ways,
    The Arab accords him continual praise,
    He can go without drinking for several days—
      But his hide is covered with hair.

                    _Chorus_:

      Oh! I thank my God for this at the least,
      I was born in the west and not in the east!
      And he made me a human instead of a beast:
        Whose HIDE IS COVERED WITH HAIR.

    The cow in the pasture that chews the cud,
      Her hide is covered with hair,
    And even a horse of the Barbary blood
      His hide is covered with hair.

    The hide of the mammoth is covered with wool,
    The hide of the porpoise is sleek and cool,
    But you find if you look at that gambolling fool—
      That his hide is covered with hair.

    The lion is full of legitimate pride,
      But his hide is covered with hair;
    The poodle is perfect except for his hide
      (Which is partially covered with hair).

    When I come to consider the Barbary ape,
    Or the African lynx, which is found at the Cape,
    Or the tiger, in spite of his elegant shape,
      His hide is covered with hair.

    The men that sit on the Treasury Bench,
      Their hide is covered with hair,
        Etc. etc. etc.

                    _Chorus_:

      Oh! I thank my God for this at the least,
      I was born in the west and not in the east!
      And he made me a human instead of a beast:
        Whose HIDE IS COVERED WITH HAIR.”

Then came a city letter, an account of a debate in the House of Lords,
and some book reviews.

This was the review of _Hamlet_:

    “The number of writers who aspire to poetic drama is becoming
    legion; Mr. William Shakespeare’s effort—not his first attempt
    in that kind—is better in some ways than some others which we
    recently noticed. We regret, therefore, all the more that the
    dominant motive of his drama makes it impossible for us to deal
    with it.

    “Mr. Shakespeare has taken his subject from the history of
    Denmark, and in his play King Claudius is represented as
    murdering his brother and marrying Queen Gertrude, his deceased
    brother’s wife. There was a King _Claude_ (whether there
    has been an intentional change of name we do not know) who
    succeeded his brother Olaf II. We hear a good deal about him,
    his parentage, and life at court. That he was intemperate and
    hasty—he was known to exceed at meals, and on one occasion
    he boxed the Lord Chamberlain’s ears—need hardly be said.
    But there is nowhere we can discover a hint of the monstrous
    wickedness Mr. Shakespeare has attributed to him. Were this
    vile relationship (_i.e._ the King’s marriage with his murdered
    brother’s wife) a fact, it might fairly be a theme for the
    dramatist to deal with; but we repeat we certainly do not care
    to criticise the drama in which it is treated.

    “We regret this, because we see unmistakable signs of power in
    Mr. Shakespeare’s verse. He has a real instinct for blank verse
    of the robustious kind, and the true lyric cry is to be found
    in the songs of his play, although they are too often marred by
    deplorable touches of coarseness.

    “He will, we suppose, regard us as fusty old-fashioned critics
    for the line we have taken; but, trusting to the promise which
    we think we discern in Mr. Shakespeare, it is by no means
    unlikely that in ten years’ time he will be the first to regret
    his extravagance and to applaud our disapproval.

    “At any rate, although we must speak frankly of such a plot as
    _Hamlet_, we have not the slightest desire wholly to condemn
    Mr. Shakespeare as a poet because he has written a play on an
    unpleasant theme.

    “If he turns his undoubted poetic gifts to what is sane
    and manly we shall be the first to welcome him among the
    freemasonry of poets. At the same time we should like to remind
    him that speeches do not make a play, and that his dialogue,
    halting somewhere between what is readable and what is actable,
    loses the amplitude of narrative without achieving the force of
    drama.”

The newspaper ended with a sonnet written in the House of Commons by
Belloc, and by a correspondence column written by Raymond Asquith—both
of which items I transcribe. This correspondence is, I think, the most
brilliant of Raymond Asquith’s ephemera.

    “SONNET WRITTEN IN DEJECTION IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS.

    “GOOD GOD, the boredom! Oh, my Lord in Heaven,
      Strong Lord of Life, the nothingness and void
      Of Percy Gattock, Henry Murgatroyed,
    Lord Arthur Fenton, and Sir Philip Bevan,

    And Mr. Palace! It is nearly seven;
      My head’s a buzz, my soul is clammed and cloyed,
      My stomach’s sick and all myself’s annoyed
    Nor any breath of truth such lees to leaven.

    No question, issue, principle, or right;
      No wit, no argument, nor no disdain:
      No hearty quarrel: morning, noon, and night
    The old, dead, vulgar fossil drags its train;

    The while three journalists and twenty Jews
    Do with the country anything they choose.”

    “To the Editor of _The North Street Gazette_

                       MR. GLADSTONE’S DICTION

    “SIR,—Mr. Tollemache’s letter (in which he shows that Mr.
    Gladstone invented the phrase ‘bag and baggage’) has suggested
    to me the following reminiscences. I was the humble means
    of bringing together Mr. Gladstone and the late Mr. Cheadle
    ffrench (at a breakfast-party which I gave at Frascati’s in
    1876). I remember that Mr. Gladstone turned to me towards
    the close of the meal, and remarked in his always impressive
    manner, ‘We shall hear more of that young man.’ The prediction
    was never fulfilled (though Mr. ffrench was about to become
    a J.P. when he died so suddenly two years ago), but the
    anecdote is worthy of record as illustrating the origin of
    another phrase which has since passed into popular parlance.
    On a different occasion I recollect Mr. Gladstone (who was a
    good French scholar) employing the (now familiar) expression
    ‘Dieu et Mon Droit.’ I also had the honour to be present when
    Mazzini altered the famous epigram (afterwards remembered and
    quoted against him) ‘non vero ma ben trovato.’ I remember too
    the pleasure which was caused by another gentleman present
    (who shall be nameless) neatly capping it with the expression
    ‘Trocadero.’ But those were indeed ‘noctes cenœque deum!’ I
    recollect telling this story to Jowett. He replied by asking me
    in his curious high voice whether I had read his translation of
    Thucydides. I confessed somewhat shamefacedly that I had not,
    and I remember that he made no reply at all (either then or
    afterwards), but remained perfectly silent for three days (from
    Saturday to Monday). It was characteristic of the man.—Yours,
    etc.,

                                                    “LIONEL BELLMASH.

    “(All this is very interesting, and proves what we have always
    asserted, that wit as well as honesty and logic is on the side
    of the Free Trader.—EDITOR, _The North Street Gazette_.)

                            “COINCIDENCES

    “SIR,—The following may not be without interest to those of
    your readers who care for natural history. Yesterday as I
    was walking home from the city, I noticed a large flock of
    flamingoes (_Phœnicopterus ingens_) hovering over Shaftesbury
    Avenue. This was at 6.17 p.m. On reaching home I went up to
    dress to my own room, which communicates with my wife’s by a
    stained oak door. Judge of my surprise to find it tenanted by
    a giraffe (_Tragelaphus Asiaticus_). Surely the coincidence is
    a remarkable one.

    “The only analogy which occurs to me at this moment (and that
    an imperfect one) is a story which my father used to tell,
    of how he was one day driving down Threadneedle Street and
    observed a middle-aged man of foreign appearance standing under
    a lamp-post and apparently engaged in threading a needle! On
    inquiry he discovered that the man’s name was Street!—Yours,
    etc.,

                                                          FOXHUNTER.

    “P.S.—It is only fair to mention that the man was not really
    threading a needle, but, as it afterwards turned out, playing
    upon a barrel-organ. My father’s mistake was due to his
    defective vision. But this does not affect the point of the
    story.

    “(Our correspondent’s letter is both frank and manly; and we
    shall be interested to know whether any of our other readers
    have had similar experiences.)”

_The North Street Gazette_ died after its first number, but it was
perhaps the indirect begetter of another newspaper, that had a longer
life, _The Eye Witness_, which in its turn begat _The New Witness_.

_The Eye Witness_ was edited at first by Belloc, and then by Cecil
Chesterton. Cecil Chesterton edited _The New Witness_ until he went as a
private soldier to France to fight in the war and to die. The editorship
was then taken over by his brother Gilbert.

During the next years, until the outbreak of the war, my life was divided
between journalistic work in London and long sojourns in Russia; while I
was in Russia I wrote books on Russian matters, literary and political.
During this period I went twice to Turkey—once for the _Morning Post_,
to see the Turkish Revolution in May 1909; and once for the _Times_, to
try and see something of the Balkan War in 1912. Early in 1912 I went
round the world. On three separate occasions I went for a cruise in a
man-of-war. One of these cruises—in December 1908, when I went as the
guest of Commander Fisher on board the _Indomitable_—lasted for several
weeks, and I was privileged during this visit to see a sight of thrilling
interest—gun-layer’s test and battle practice in Aranci Bay.

On the eve of Candlemas 1909, I was received into the Catholic Church by
Father Sebastian Bowden at the Brompton Oratory: the only action in my
life which I am quite certain I have never regretted. Father Sebastian
began life as an officer in the Scots Guards. He had served as A.D.C.
under the same chief and at the same time as my uncle, Lord Cromer.
He lived all the rest of his life at the Oratory and died in 1920. He
was fond even in old age of riding about London on a cob. His face was
stamped with the victory of character over all other elements. He was a
sensible Conservative, a patriot, a fine example of an English gentleman
in mind and appearance; a prince of courtesy, and a saint; and I regard
my acquaintance with him and the friendship and sympathy he gave me as
the greatest privilege bestowed on me by Providence.




CHAPTER XXI

CONSTANTINOPLE (1909)


I arrived at Constantinople in May 1909, on the same day that the Sultan
Abdul Hamid left the city. A revolution had just occurred. The Young Turk
party had dethroned the Sultan. The revolution was a military one.

When I arrived, the surface life of Constantinople was unchanged. The
only traces of the crisis were a few marks, and some slight damage done
by shells and bullets on the walls of the houses. The streets were
crowded with soldiers. The tram-cars and the cabs were full of dusty men,
stained with the marks of campaigning: Albanians with rifles slung across
their shoulders, Macedonian gendarmes in light blue uniforms. The mosques
were crowded with soldiers. Shots were sometimes heard, but none of the
soldiery except the marines gave any trouble.

I lived at the Little Club at Pera. My bedroom looked out on to the
Golden Horn. In the foreground were dark cypresses. Across the water I
could see Stamboul, soft as a soap-bubble in the haze, milky-white and
filmy with a hundred faint rainbow hues. The Club was a centre of gossip
and mild gambling. Enver Pasha used to frequent it, and one evening a man
called Assiz Bey walked in to play cards, with a piece of a rope which
had just served to hang a man.

I attended the Selamlik of the new Sultan. It was a casual ceremony.
Most of the troops were drawn up in places where it was impossible for
the Sultan to pass, and up to the last all were in doubt as to what the
Sultan’s route would be. At the last minute the whole cortège was stopped
by a large hay wagon which leisurely took its way along the road which
had been cleared for the Sultan. In Stamboul the brightest of crowds
swarmed—men and women of every colour, dressed in all colours, chirruping
like sparrows, hanging out of wooden balconies beside broken Byzantine
arches, where one caught sight of trailing wistaria and sometimes of a
Judas tree in blossom. The Sultan had no military escort and only one
_sais_, dressed in blue and gold, as an outrider. There was no pomp
about the ceremony, which passed off well. The Turkish Parliament was
sitting not a stone’s throw from St. Sophia, and not far from the site
where Justinian’s Palace once stood. The crowd wandered and lolled
about, smoking cigarettes by the gates of the Parliament; the fickle,
opportunist, supple-minded, picturesque crowd of Stamboul, was, I think,
akin to that which fought for the “Blues” or the “Greens” in the days of
Justinian and Theodora.

One night, I was invited to meet the leading men of the Young Turk party,
Talaat Bey and others. They all drank water at the meal, but before the
meal began, we were all offered a stiff glass of whisky to show that the
new Government had discarded the old-fashioned Mohammedan principles. But
though the hosts drank the whisky they did not appear to enjoy it.

The heat at Constantinople, and the atmosphere of the place, sapped
one’s energy. The manifold activities of the human machine seemed to
exhaust themselves in the acts of drinking coffee and in having one’s
boots cleaned. You had your boots finished off out of doors after they
had been preliminarily cleaned indoors. You sat on a chair and a man in
a shirt and a fez, rubbed them, waxed them, greased them, kneaded them
with his bare hand, brushed them, dusted them, polished them with a silk
handkerchief, and painted the edges of them with a spirit. And during
this process you looked on at the shifting crowd, sipped your coffee, and
thought long thoughts which led nowhere.

One morning streams of people were walking briskly from Pera to Stamboul,
in the same direction. They were making for the Galata Bridge, for there
was news in the air that they had been hanging some Turkish Danny Deevers
in the morning. Nobody quite knew whether they had been hanged yet or
not. Some people said they had been hanged at dawn; others, that they
were about to be hanged; others, that they had just been hanged. They
had, as a matter of fact, been hanged at dawn: three of them at the end
of the bridge, three of them opposite St. Sophia, four, I think, opposite
the House of Parliament, and three somewhere else—making thirteen in all.
They were soldiers, and one of them was an officer. They were hanged for
having taken part in a recent mutiny in the cause of Abdul Hamid, and for
having murdered some men.

As you walked farther along the bridge the crowd grew denser, and
right at the end of the bridge it was a seething mass, kept back by
soldiers from the actual spot where the victims were hanging—the crowd,
not a London-like crowd, all drab and grey, but a living kaleidoscope
of startling colours—the colours of tulips and Turkey carpets and
poppy-fields, red, blue, and yellow. The gallows, which were in line
along the side of the street beyond the bridge, were primitive tripods
of wood. Each victim was strung up by a rope fixed to a pulley. The men
were hanged by being made to stand on a low chair. The chair was kicked
away and the sharp jerk killed them. They were hanging not far above the
ground. They were each covered by a white gown, and to the breast of each
one his sentence was affixed, written in Turkish letters. They looked
neither like felons nor like murderers, but rather like happy martyrs (in
a sacred picture), calm, with an inscrutable content. I had but a glimpse
of them, and then I was carried away by the swaying crowd, which soldiers
were prodding with the butts of their rifles. The dead soldiers were to
hang there all day. I did not go any farther.

As I was trying to make my way back through the crowd, a Hodja (a Moslem
priest) passed, and he was roughly handled by the soldiers, and given
a few sharp blows in the back with their rifles. I heard fragments of
conversation, English and French. Some people were saying that the
exhibition would have a satisfactory effect on the populace. I saw a
Kurd, a fierce-looking man who was gnashing his teeth—not at the victims,
to be sure, but at the sight of three Moslems who had died for their
faith, and for having defended it against those who they were told were
its enemies, being made into a spectacle after their death for the
unbeliever and the alien.

The following afternoon I was wandering about the streets of Stamboul
when, amongst the indolent crowd, I noticed several men who were
peculiar. Firstly, they were walking in a hurry. Secondly, they were
dressed like Russians, in long, grey, shabby redingotes, what the
Russians call _padevki_, and their hair, allowed to grow long, was
closely cropped at the ends just over the neck, where it hung in a bunch.
They wore high boots. I knew they were Russians, and paid but little
attention to them, since Constantinople is not a place, like London,
where the appearance of an obvious foreigner is a remarkable sight. But
I met an English friend, who said: “Have you seen the Russian pilgrims?”
This led me to run after them. I soon caught them up, for they were
delayed under an arch by some soldiers who were escorting some prisoners
(soldiers also).

“Are you Russian?” I asked one of the pilgrims—a tall, fair man.

“Yes,” he answered; “I am from Russia.”

“You are a pilgrim?”

“Yes; I come from Jerusalem.”

The man was walking in a great hurry, and by this time we had reached the
Galata Bridge.

“Who were those men the soldiers were leading?” the pilgrim asked me.

“Those were prisoners—soldiers who mutinied.”

Here two others, a grey-bearded man, and a little, dark man, joined in;
the grey-bearded man had a medicine bottle sticking out of his coat
pocket. I am certain it contained an intoxicating spirit.

“Some soldiers were hanged here,” I added.

“Where?” said the man.

“There,” I answered, showing him the exact spot. “They stayed there all
day.”

“For all the people to see,” said the pilgrim, much impressed. “Why were
they hanged?”

“They mutinied.”

“Ah, just like in our own country!” said the pilgrim.

“But,” joined in the dark man, “have not you sent away your _Gosudar_?”
(Sovereign).

“I am not from here; I am an Englishman.”

“Ah, but did the people here send away their _Gosudar_?”

“They did.”

“And was it done,” asked the grey-haired pilgrim, “with God favouring and
assisting (_Po Bozhemu_) or not?”

I hesitated. The brown man thought I did not understand.

“Was it right or wrong?” he asked.

“They said,” I answered, “that their Sultan had not kept his word; that
he had given a ‘Duma’ and was acting against it.”

“Ah!” said the brown-haired man. “So now they have a ‘Duma’!”

“Yes,” I said; “they have liberty now.”

“Ah! Liberty! Eh! Eh! Eh!” said the grey-haired man, and he chuckled to
himself. Oh, the scepticism of that chuckle!—as much as to say, we know
what _that_ means.

“And you have a Sovereign?” asked the brown-haired man.

“Yes; we have a King.”

“But your Queen, who was so old, and ruled everybody, she is dead.”

“Yes; she is dead.”

“Ah, she was wise, very wise!” (_mudraya_).

We had now crossed the bridge. The pilgrims had hastened on to their
steamer, which was alongside the quay. They were going back to Russia.
But one of them lagged behind and almost bought a suit of clothes. I
say almost, because it happened like this: A clothes-seller—Greek, or
Armenian, or Heaven knows what!—was carrying a large heap of clothes:
striped trousers, black waistcoats, and blue serge coats. The brown
pilgrim chose a suit. The seller asked five roubles. The pilgrim offered
three. All the steps of the bargain were gone through at an incredible
speed, because the pilgrim was in a great hurry. The seller asked him
among other things if he would like my blue serge jacket. The pilgrim
said certainly not; it was not good enough. Finally, after looking at
all the clothes and trying on one coat, which was two sizes too small,
he made his choice and offered three roubles and a half. The bargain was
just going to be closed when the pilgrim suddenly said the stuff was bad
and went away as fast as he could, bidding me good-bye. He was a native
of Voronezh.

After a short spell of cold weather the spring came back once more and
opened “her young adventurous arms” to greet the day of the “Coronation”
of the new Sultan. There was that peculiar mixture of warmth and
freshness in the air, that intoxicating sweetness, which you only get in
the South; and after a recent rainfall the green foliage in which the
red-tiled houses of the city are embedded, like red bricks in moss,
gleamed with a new freshness. The streets were early crowded with people
eager to make their way towards Eyoub, to the mosque where the Sultan is
invested with the Sword of Osman.

I drove with Aubrey Herbert across the old bridge into the straggling
Jewish quarter on the other side of the Golden Horn. The houses there
are square and wooden, rickety and crooked, top-heavy, bending over the
narrow street as though they were going to fall down, squalid, dirty,
dusty, and rotten; they are old, and sometimes you come across a stone
house with half-obliterated remains of beautiful Byzantine window arches
and designs. Every now and then you got glimpses of side streets as
steep as Devonshire lanes and as narrow as London slums, with wistaria
in flower trailing across the street from roof to roof. All along the
road people were at their doorsteps, and people and carriages were
moving in the direction of Eyoub. After a time, progress, which up to
then had been easy and rapid, came to a dead stop, and the coachman who
was driving Herbert and myself dived into a side lane and began driving
in the opposite direction, back, as it seemed, towards Constantinople.
Then he all at once took a turning to the right, and we began to climb
a steep and stony track until we reached the walls of Constantinople.
These walls, which were built, I believe, by the Emperor Theodosius, are
enormously thick and broad. As we reached them, people were climbing up
on to the top of them.

Soon we came to a crowd, which was being kept back by soldiers, and the
intervention of an officer was necessary to let us drive through the
Adrianople Gate into the road along which the Sultan was to pass on his
way back to Constantinople after the ceremony. We drove through the gate,
right on to the route of the procession, which was stony, rough, and
steep. We were at the top of a high hill. To the right of us were the
huge broad walls, as thick as the towers of our English castles, grassy
on the top, and dotted with a thick crowd of men dressed in colours as
bright as the plumage of tropical birds. At this moment, as I write,
the colour of one woman’s dress flashes before me—a brilliant cerulean,
bright as the back of a kingfisher, gleaming in the sun like a jewel.
To the left was a vista of trees, delicate spring foliage, cypresses,
mosques, green slopes, and blue hills. Both sides of the road were lined
with a many-coloured crowd—some sitting on chairs, some in tents, some on
primitive wooden stands. Lines of soldiers kept the people back. The road
itself was narrow. It was a crowd of poor people, but it was none the
less picturesque on that account. Vendors of lemonade and water-carriers
walked up and down in front of the people. Some of the spectators hung
small carpets from their seats. The tents varied in size and quality,
some boasting of magnificent embroideries and others were such as gipsies
pitch near a race-course. We drove on and on through this double line of
coloured people and troops, down the narrow cobbled way, until we reached
the level, and there, after a time, we were obliged to leave the carriage
and go on foot.

The makeshift stands, the extemporary decorations, the untidy crowd,
proved that in the East no elaboration and no complicated arrangements
are necessary to make a pageant. Nature and the people provide colours
more gorgeous than any wealth of panoplies, banners, and gems could
display, and the people seem to be part of nature herself and to share
her brightness.

We walked through a cordon of cavalry until we reached the mosque of
Eyoub. The Sultan had already arrived and his carriage was waiting at the
gate. The carriages of other dignitaries were standing in a side street.
A small street of wooden houses led up to the mosque. We were beckoned to
the ground floor of one of these houses by a brown personage in a yellow
turban. We were shown on to a small platform divided into two tiers,
crowded with Turkish men and women; others were standing on the floor.
Some of the spectators were officers; some wore uniform; among those on
the lower tier were some soldiers, a policeman, and a postman. We were
welcomed with great courtesy and given seats. But whenever we asked
questions, every question—no matter what it was about—was taken to mean
that we were anxious to know when the Sultan was coming. And to every
question the same answer was made gently by these kind and courteous
people, as though they were dealing with children: “Have patience, my
lamb, the Sultan will soon be here.”

Immediately in front of us stood the large French barouche of the
Sultan, drawn by four bay horses, the carriage glittering with gilding
and lined with satin. We waited about an hour, the people every now
and then continuing to reassure us that the Sultan would soon be there.
Then we heard the band. Two men spread a small carpet on the steps of
the carriage, into which the Sultan immediately stepped, and drove off,
headed by a _sais_ dressed in blue and gold and mounted on a bay horse.

As this large gilded barouche passed, with the Sultan in uniform inside
it, the spirit of the Second Empire seemed for one moment to hover in the
air, and I half expected the band to play:

    “Voici le sabre, le sabre, le sabre,
    Voici le sabre, le sabre de mon père,”

which, as far as the words go, would have been appropriate, as the Sultan
had just been girded with the sword of his predecessors. This sudden
ghost of the Second Empire contrasted sharply with the spectators with
whom I was standing. They belonged to the Arabian Nights, to infinitely
old and far-off things, like the Old Testament. They became solemn when
the Sultan passed, and murmured words of blessing. But there was no
outward show of enthusiasm and no cheering nor even clapping.

I wondered whether the ghost of the Second Empire, which had seemed to be
present, were an omen or not, and whether the ceremony which marked the
inauguration, not only of a new reign but also of a new régime—a totally
different order of things, a fresh era and epoch—were destined to see its
hope fulfilled, or whether under the gaiety and careless lightness it was
in reality something terribly solemn and fatal of quite another kind,
namely, the funeral procession of the Ottoman Empire.

Towards the end of my stay I was taken by the British Ambassador and Lady
Lowther in their yacht to Brusa, where we spent three nights. Brusa in
spring is one of the most lovely places in the world. It is nested high
on a hill, which you reach after a long drive from the coast, and before
you towers Mount Olympus. Brusa is a place of roses and streams and
elegant mosques, and baths built of seaweed-coloured marbles. The cool
rivulets flow down the hill like the little streams described by Dante:

    “Li ruscelletti che de’ verdi colli
    Del Casentin discendon giuso in Arno,
    Facendo i lor canali e freddi e molli,”

The water of the springs and streams at Brusa seemed to have a secret
freshness of their own. The roses were in full bloom; nightingales sang
all day; and the cool sound of running water was always in one’s ears.

I left Constantinople in the middle of June, convinced of one thing,
that the new Turkish régime was not unlike the old one, and that what a
man who had lived for years in Constantinople had told me was true. When
I had mentioned the Young Turks to him, he said: “Qui sont les jeunes
Turcs? Il n’y a que les Turcs.”




CHAPTER XXII

THE BALKAN WAR, 1912


“On arrive novice à toutes les guerres,” wrote the French philosopher;
or if he did not, he said something like it. I have never known a place
where being on the spot made so sharp a difference in one’s point of
view as the Near East, and where one’s ignorance, and the ignorance
of the great mass of one’s fellow-countrymen, was so keenly brought
home to one. The change in the point of view happened with surprising
abruptness the moment one crossed the Austrian frontier. There are other
changes of a physical nature which happen as well when one crosses the
frontier into any kingdom where war is taking place. The whole of the
superficial luxuries of civilisation seem to disappear in a twinkling;
and so adaptable a creature is man that you feel no surprise; you just
accept everything as if things had always been so. The trains crawl; they
stop at every station; you no longer complain of the inadequacy of the
luxuries of your sleeping-car; you are thankful to have a seat at all. It
is no longer a question of criticising the quality of the dinner or the
swiftness of the service. It is a question whether you will get a piece
of bread or a glass of water during the next twenty-four hours.

Belgrade Station was full of reservists and peasants: men in uniform,
men half in uniform, men in the clothes of the mountains—sheepskin
coats, putties, and shoes made of twisted straw; dark, swarthy, sunburnt
and wind-tanned, hard men, carrying rifles and a quantity of bundles
and filling the cattle vans to overflowing. At every station we passed
trains, most of them empty, which were coming back to fetch supplies
of meat. Every platform and every station were crowded with men in
uniforms of every description. A Servian officer got into the carriage
in which I was travelling. He was dressed in khaki. He wore a white
chrysanthemum in his cap, a bunch of Michaelmas daisies in his belt, and
he carried, besides his rifle and a khaki bag which had been taken from
the Turks, a small umbrella. He had been wounded in the foot at Kumanovo.
He was on his way to Uskub. He was a man of commerce, and had closed
his establishment to go to the war; the majority of the officers in his
regiment were men of commerce, he said. They had sacrificed everything to
go to the war, and that was one reason why they were not going to allow
the gains of the war, which they declared were a matter of life and death
to their country, to be snatched from them by diplomatists at a green
table. “If they want to take from us what we have won by the sword,” he
said, “let them take it by the sword.”

I asked him about the fighting at Kumanovo. He said the Turks had fought
like heroes, but that they were miserably led. He then began to describe
the horrors of the war in the Servian language. As I understood about
one word in fifty, I lost the thread of the discourse, and so I lured
him back into a more neutral language. He told me that someone had asked
a Turkish prisoner how it came about that the Turks, whom all the world
knew to be such brave soldiers, were nevertheless always beaten. The
Turk, after the habit of his race, answered by an apologue as follows:
“A certain man,” he said, “once possessed a number of camels and an
ass. He was a hard taskmaster to the camels, and he worked them to the
uttermost; and after trading for many years in different lands, he became
exceedingly rich. At last one day he himself fell sick; and feeling that
his end was drawing nigh, he wished to relieve himself of the burden on
his soul, so he bade the camels draw near to him, and he addressed them
thus: ‘I am dying, camels, dying, only I have most uncivilly kept death
waiting, until I have unburdened my soul to you. Camels, I have done you
a grievous wrong. When you were hungry, I stinted you of food, when you
were thirsty, I denied you drink, and when you were weary, I urged you
on and denied you rest; and ever and always I denied you the full share
of your fair and just wage. Now I am dying, and all this lies heavily
on my soul, I crave your forgiveness, so that I may die in peace. Can
you forgive me, camels, for all the wrong I have done you?’ The camels
withdrew to talk it over. After a while the Head Camel returned and
spoke to the merchant thus: ‘That you ever overworked us, we forgive you;
that you underfed us, we forgive you; that you never remembered to pay us
our full wage, we forgive you; but that you always let the ass go first,
Allah may forgive you, but we never can!’”

It took over twelve hours to get from Belgrade to the junction of Nish,
where there was a prospect of food. When we stopped at one station in
the twilight there was a great noise of cheering from another train, and
a dense crowd of soldiers and women throwing flowers. Then in the midst
of the clamour and the murmur somebody played a tune on a pipe. A little
Slav tune written in a scale which has a technical name—let us say the
Phrygian mode—a plaintive, piping tune, as melancholy as the cry of a
seabird. The very voice of exile. I recognised the tune at once. It is
in the first ten pages of Balakirev’s collection of Russian folk-songs
under the name “Rekrutskaya”—that is to say, recruits’ song. Plaintive,
melancholy, quaint, and piping, it has no heartache in it; it is the
luxury of grief, the expression of idle tears, the conventional sorrow of
the recruit who is leaving his home.

    “You are going far away, far away from poor Jeannette,
    And there’s no one left to love me now, and you will soon forget.”

So, in the song of our grandfathers which I have quoted earlier in the
book, the maiden sang to the conscript, adding that were she King of
France, “or, still better, Pope of Rome,” she would abolish war, and
consequently the parting of lovers. But the song of the Slav recruit in
its piping notes seems to say: “I am going far away, but I am not really
sorry to go. They will be glad to get rid of me at home, and I, in the
barracks, shall have meat to eat twice a day, and jolly comrades, and I
shall see the big town and find a new love as good as my true love. They
will mend my broken heart there; but in the meantime let me make the most
of the situation. Let me collect money and get drunk, and let me sing my
sad songs, songs of parting and exile, and let me enjoy the melancholy
situation to the full.”

That is what the wistful, piping song, played on a wooden flageolet of
some kind, seemed to say. It just pierced through the noise and then
stopped; a touching interlude, like the shepherd’s piping amidst the
weariness, the fever and the fret, the delirious remembrance and the
agonised expectation, of the last act of Wagner’s _Tristan und Isolda_.
The train moved on into the gathering darkness.

We arrived at Nish at eight o’clock in the evening. It was dark; the
station was sparsely lighted; the buffet, to which we had been looking
forward all day, was as crowded as a sardine-box and apparently devoid of
anything suggesting food. Wounded soldiers, reservists, officers filled
the waiting-room and the platform. The Servian officer dived into the
crowd and returned presently, bringing his sheaves with him in the shape
of three plates of hot chicken.

Nish seemed an unfit-like meeting-place for triumphant soldiers; it
resembled rather the scene of a conspiracy in a melodrama, where tired
conspirators were plotting nothing at all. One felt cut off from all
news. In London, one knew, in every sitting-room people were marking off
the movements of the battles with paper flags on inaccurate maps. Here at
Nish, in the middle of a crowd of men who either had fought or were going
to fight, one knew less about the war than in Fleet Street. One bought a
newspaper, but it dealt with everything except war news.

A man came into the refreshment-room—the name was in this case
ironical—and said, “I have had nothing to eat, not a piece of bread and
not a drop of water, for twenty-four hours,” and then, before anybody
could suggest a remedy—for food there was none—he went away. Afterwards
I saw him with a chicken in his hand. One man was carrying a small
live pig, which squealed. In the corner of the platform two men, with
crutches and bandages, dressed in the clothes of the country, were
sitting down, looking as if they were tired of life. I offered them a
piece of cold sausage, which they were too tired to accept; only at
the sight of a cigarette one of them made a gesture, and, being given
one, smoked and smoked and smoked. I knew the feeling. Suddenly, in the
darkness, a sleeping-car appeared, to the intense surprise of everyone—an
International sleeping-car, with sheets, and plenty of room in it. My
travelling companion and myself started for Sofia, where we arrived the
next morning.

At Sofia the scene on the platform was different. The place was full of
bustle; the platform crowded with Red Cross men, nurses, and soldiers,
in tidy, practical uniforms. The refreshment-room, too, was crowded with
doctors. You heard fragments of many languages: the scene might have been
Mukden, 1904, or, indeed, any railway station in any war anywhere. An
exceedingly capable porter got me my luggage with dispatch, and I drove
to the hotel in a “phaeton,” but not with the coursers of the sun. The
horses here had all gone to the war. At the hotel I was first given—the
only room said to be vacant—a room which was an annex to the café. For
furniture it had six old card-tables and nothing else.

Full of Manchurian memories, I was about to think this luxurious, when
the offending Adam in me quite suddenly revolted, and I demanded and
obtained instead a luxurious upper chamber. I stayed about a week at
Sofia, and made unavailing efforts to get to the front. I was then told
I would find it easier to get to the front where the Servian Army was
fighting. So, laden with papers and passports, I started for Uskub.

I travelled from Sofia to Nish in the still existing comfortable
sleeping-cars; but when I arrived once more at the junction of Nish I
learnt a lesson which I thought I had mastered many years ago, and that
is, take in a war as much luggage as you possibly can to your civilised
base, but once you start for the front or anywhere near it, take nothing
at all except a tea-basket and a small bottle of brandy. I had only a
small trunk with me, but the stationmaster refused to let it proceed.
War goes to the heads of stationmasters like wine. This particular
stationmaster had no right whatsoever to stop my small trunk on the
grounds that it was full of contraband goods, and he could perfectly
well have had it examined then and there; instead of which he said it
would have to be taken to the Custom House Office in the town, which
would involve a journey of two hours and the missing of my train. I was
obliged to leave my trunk at the station, nor cast one longing, lingering
look behind. The only reason I mention this episode, which has no sort
of interest in itself, is to illustrate something which I will come to
later. At Nish I got into a slow train. The railway carriage was full of
people. There was in it a Servian poet, who had temporarily exchanged
the lyre for the lancet, and enrolled himself in the Medical Service.
His name was Dr. Milan Curçin—pronounced Churchin. He showed me the
utmost kindness. Like all modern poets, he was intensely practical,
and an admirable man of business, and he promised to get me back my
trunk and either to bring it to Uskub himself, as he was continually
travelling backwards and forwards between Uskub and Nish, or to have it
sent wherever I wished. He spoke several languages, and we discussed the
war. He said the Servians resented the abuse which had been levelled
against them by Pierre Loti. Pierre Loti, he said, accused them of being
barbarians and of attacking Turkey without reason.

“We,” said the poet, “hate war as much as anyone. What does Pierre
Loti know of our history? What does he know of Turkish rule in Servia?
He knows Stamboul; ‘but what does he know of Turkey who only Stamboul
knows?’ Besides, if Pierre Loti’s knowledge of Turkey was anything like
his knowledge of Japan, as reflected in that pretty book called _Madame
Chrysanthème_—a book which made all serious scholars of Japan rabid
with rage—it is not worth much.” He had no wish to deny the Turks their
qualities. That was not the point. The point was Turkish rule in Servia
in the past, and that was unspeakable. The poet was obliged to get out
at the first station we stopped at, and after his departure I moved into
another compartment, in which there were a wounded soldier, a young
Russian volunteer, who was studying at the Military Academy at Moscow,
two men of business who were now soldiers, and a gendarme who had been
standing up all night, and who stood up all day. I offered these people
some tea, having a tea-basket with me. They accepted it gratefully, and
after a little time one of them asked me if I were an Austrian. I said
no; I was an Englishman. They said: “We thought it extremely odd that
an Austrian should offer us tea.” The wounded soldier, thinking I was
a doctor, asked me if I could do anything to his wound. As he spoke
Servian I could only understand a little of what he said. It seemed
heart-breaking, just as one began to get on more or less in Bulgarian,
to have to shift one’s language to one which, although the same in
essentials, is superficially utterly different in accent, intonation, and
in most of the common words of everyday life! Servian and Bulgarian are
the same language at root, but Servian is more like Polish, Bulgarian
more like Russian. Servian is a great literary language, with a mass of
poetry and a beautiful store of folk songs and folk epics. Bulgarian
compared with it is more or less of a patois; it is like Russian with all
the inflections left out. With the help of the Russian student I gathered
that the soldier had been wounded at the battle of Kumanovo, that his
wound had been dressed and bandaged by a doctor, but that subsequently
he had gone to a wise woman, who had put some balm on it, and that the
effect of the balm had been disastrous. I strongly recommended him
to consult a doctor on the first possible occasion. It is travelling
under such circumstances, in war-time especially, that one really gets
beneath the crust of a country. Every man who travels in an International
sleeping-car becomes more or less international; and it is not in hotels
or embassies that you get face to face with a people, however excellent
your recommendations. But travel third-class in a full railway carriage,
in times of war, and you get to the heart of the country through which
you are travelling. The qualities of the people are stripped naked—their
good qualities and their bad qualities; and this is why I mentioned the
episode of the trunk, in order to call attention to the extreme kindness
shown to me by the Servian poet, Dr. Curçin, who rescued the trunk for me
at great personal inconvenience. I hoped that the “Georgian” poets would
do the same for a Servian war correspondent, supposing there were a war
in England and they were to come across one.

After many hours we came to a stop where it was necessary to change,
at Vranja; and then began one of those long war waits which are so
exasperating. The station was full to overflowing with troops; there was
no room to sit down in the waiting-room. We waited there for two hours,
and then, at last, the train was formed which was bound for Uskub. There
were several members of the Servian Parliament who had reserved places
in this train, and in a moment, it appeared to be quite full, and there
seemed to be no chance of getting a place in it. I was handicapped also
by carrying a saddle and a bridle, which blocked up the narrow corridor
of the railway carriage. But I got a place in the train, and room was
found for the saddle owing to the kindness of an aviator called Alexander
Maritch. He was one of those extremely unselfish people who seem to spend
their life in doing nothing but extremely tiresome things for other
people. He carried my saddle in his hands for half an hour, and at last
managed to find room for it where it would not be in the way of all the
other passengers. He was an astonishingly capable man with his hands and
his fingers. There appeared to be nothing he could not do. He uncoupled
the railway carriages; he mended during the journey a quantity of broken
objects, and he spent the whole of the time in making himself useful in
one way or another.

Towards nightfall we arrived at the station of Kumanovo, and got out to
have a look at the battlefield. It was quite dark and the ground was
covered with snow. Drawn up near the station were a lot of guns and
ammunition carts which had been taken from the Turks. Here were some
Maxim guns whose screens were perforated by balls, which shows that they
could not have been made of good material; and indeed at Uskub I was told
that there were no doubt cases where the Turkish material was bad; but
another and more potent cause of the disorganisation in the Turkish Army
was the manner in which the Turks handled, or rather mishandled, their
weapons. They forgot to unscrew the shells; they jammed the rifles. This
is not surprising to anyone who has ever seen a Turk handle an umbrella.
He carries it straight in front of him, pointing towards him in the air,
if it is shut, and sideways and beyond his head, if it is open.

We arrived at Uskub about half-past eight. The snow was thawing. The
aspect was desolate. The aviator found me a room in the Hôtel de la
Liberté; but the window in it was broken, and there was no fuel. It was
as damp as a vault. We had dinner. I happened to mention that it would
be nice to smoke a cigarette, but I had not got any more. At once the
aviator darted out of the room and disappeared. “He won’t come back,”
said one of his friends, “till he has found you some cigarettes, you may
be sure of that.” In an hour’s time he returned with three cigarettes,
having scoured the town for them, the shops, of course, being shut.

Uskub is a picturesque, straggling place, and at that time of the year,
swamped as it was in melting snow, an incredibly dirty place, situated
between a mountain and the river Vardar. Like all Turkish towns, it
is ill-paved, or rather not paved at all, and full of mud. It is—or
was—largely inhabited by Albanian Mohammedans. As the headquarters of the
Servian Army, it was full of officers and soldiers; there was not much
food, and still less wood. Here were the war correspondents. They had not
been allowed to go any farther; but the order went out that they could,
if they liked, go on to Kuprulu, a little farther down the line, whence
it was impossible to telegraph. A stay at Uskub, as it was then, would
afford a tourist a taste of all the discomforts of war without any of its
excitement. The principal distraction of the people at Uskub was having
their boots cleaned; and as the streets were full of large lakes of water
and high mounds of slush, the effect of the cleaning was not permanent.
Matthew Arnold was once asked to walk home after dinner on a wet night
in London. “No,” he said; “I can’t get my feet wet. It would spoil my
style.” Matthew Arnold’s style would have been annihilated at Uskub.

The stories told by eye-witnesses of the events immediately preceding the
occupation of Uskub by the Serbians were tragicomic in a high degree. In
the first place, the population of the place never for one moment thought
that the Turks could possibly be beaten by the Servians. Suddenly, in the
midst of their serene confidence, came the cry: “The Giaours are upon
us.” Every Turkish official and officer in the place lost his head, with
the exception of the Vali (head of the district), who was the only man
possessing an active mind. Otherwise the Turkish officers fled to the
Consulates and took refuge there, trembling and quaking with terror.

The two problems which called for immediate solution were: (_a_) to
prevent further fighting taking place in the town; (_b_) to prevent a
general massacre of the Christians before the Servians entered the town.
To prevent fighting in the town, the Turkish troops had to be persuaded
to get out of it. This was done. The only hope of solving both these
problems lay in the Vali. All the Consuls, as I said, agreed that the
Vali’s conduct on this occasion shone amidst the encircling cowardice of
the other officers and officials. Already before the news of the battle
of Kumanovo had reached the town about two hundred Christians had been
arrested on suspicion and put in prison. They were not of the criminal
class, but just ordinary people—priests, shopmen, and women. About three
hundred Mohammedans were already in the prison. News came to the Russian
Consul-General, M. Kalnikoff, that these prisoners had had nothing to eat
for two days. He went at once to the prison and demanded to be let in. He
heard shots being fired inside. Some of the Albanians were firing into
the air. He asked the Governor of the prison whether it was true that
the prisoners had had no food for two days, and the Governor said it was
perfectly true, and that the reason was that there was no bread to be had
in the town.

“In that case,” said the Consul-General, “you must let all these
prisoners out.”

“But if I let them out,” said the Governor, “the Mohammedans will kill
the Christians.”

Finally it was settled that the prisoners should be let out a few at a
time, the Christians first, and the Mohammedans afterwards, through a
hedge of soldiers; and this was accomplished successfully. M. Kalnikoff
told me that among the prisoners were many people he knew.

Then came the question of giving up the town to the Servians without
incurring a massacre. I am not certain of the chronology of the events,
and all this was told me in one hurried and interrupted interview, but
the Vali took the matter in hand, and as he was driving to the Russian
Consulate a man in the crowd shot him through the arm and killed the
coachman. This man was said to be mad.

In the meantime, the various Consulates were crowded with refugees, and
in the French Consulate a Turkish officer fainted from apprehension,
and another officer insisted on disguising himself as a _kavass_. The
Servians, who were outside the city, at some considerable distance,
thought that the Turks meant to offer further resistance in the town.

It was arranged that the various Consuls and the Vali (in their uniforms)
should set out for the Servian headquarters and deliver up the town. This
was done. They drove out until they met Servian troops. Then they were
blindfolded and marched between a cordon of soldiers through the deep mud
until they reached those in authority. They explained matters, and the
Servian cavalry rode into the town, just in time to prevent a massacre
of the Christian population. As it was, the Albanians had already done
a good deal of looting. That there was no fighting in the town, and
consequently no massacre, was probably due to the prompt action of the
Vali.

When the Turkish and Albanian soldiers retired south from Kumanovo they
were apparently completely panic-stricken. At Uskub, horses belonging to
batteries were put in trains, while the guns were left behind. There is
not the slightest doubt that the troops massacred any Christians they
came across. At the military hospital at Nish I saw a woman who was
terribly cut and mutilated. She told the following story: Her house, in
which were her husband, her brother, his son-in-law, and her two sons,
was suddenly occupied by Arnaut refugees. These were Albanians from the
north, who were fighting with the Turks. The Arnauts demanded weapons,
which they were given. They then set fire to the house, killed the
woman’s husband and everyone else who was there, and no doubt thought
that they had killed her also. But she was found still breathing, and
taken to the hospital. The doctor said that she might recover. Stories
such as these, and far worse, one heard on all sides. The Arnauts were an
absolutely uncompromising people. They gave and expected no quarter. In
the hospitals they bit the doctors who tried to help them. They fought
and struck as long as there was a breath left in their bodies.

At the military hospital of Nish I saw many of the wounded. The wounds
inflicted by bullets were clean, and the doctors said that they were such
that the wounded either recovered and were up and about in a week, or
else they died. There were cases of tetanus, and I saw many men who had
received severe bayonet wounds and fractures at the battle of Perlepe,
where some of the severest fighting had taken place.

At the beginning of this battle somebody on the Servian side must have
blundered. A regiment was advancing, expecting to meet reinforcements on
both sides. In front of them, on a hill, they saw what they took to be
their own men, and halted. Immediately a hot fire rained on them from
all sides. The men they had seen were not their own men but Turks. The
Servians had to get away as fast as ever they could go, otherwise they
would have been surrounded; as it was, they incurred severe losses.

You had only to be a day in Servia to realise the spirit of the people.
They were full of a concentrated fire of patriotism. The war to them was
a matter of life and death. They regarded their access to the sea as a
question of life and death to their country. They had been the driving
power in the war. They had had to make the greater sacrifices; and the
part they had played certainly was neither realised nor appreciated. The
Servians were less reserved than the Bulgarians, but they had the same
singleness of purpose and the same power of cleaving fast to one great
idea.

I only spent four or five days at Uskub, and as there seemed to be no
chance of getting within range of any fighting, I went back to Sofia. I
stopped on the way to Nish, where I visited the military hospital, and
there I met once more the Servian poet, and received my lost trunk from
his hands. Just outside the Servian hospital there was a small church.
This church was originally a monument built by the Turks to celebrate
the taking of Nish, and its architecture was designed to discourage the
Servians from ever rising against them again, for the walls were made
almost entirely of the skulls of massacred Servians.




CHAPTER XXIII

CONSTANTINOPLE ONCE MORE (1912)


As soon as I got back to Sofia I found that there would be nothing of
interest for me to do or see there, and no chance of getting to the
Bulgarian front. I might perhaps have got to Headquarters, but that would
have been of little use, and the _Times_, for whom I was writing, already
had one correspondent with the Bulgarian army. So I settled to go to
Constantinople _via_ Bucharest.

I spent a night at Bucharest, and I arrived at Constantinople on a
drizzly, damp, autumn day in November.

Many people have recorded the melancholy they have felt on arriving at
Constantinople for the first time, especially in the autumn, under a grey
sky, when the kaleidoscopic, opalescent city loses its radiance, suffers
eclipse, and seems to wallow in greyness, sadness, dirt, and squalor. A
man arriving at Constantinople on November 19, 1912 would have received
this melancholy impression at its very intensest. The skies were grey,
the air was damp, and the streets looked more than usually squalid and
dishevelled. But in addition to this, there was in the air a feeling of
great gloom, which was intensified by the chattering crowds in Pera,
laughing and making fun of the Turkish reverses, by the chirping women
at the balconies, watching the stragglers and the wounded coming back
from the front, and listening, in case they might hear the enemy sullenly
firing. In the city you felt that every Turk, sublimely resigned as ever,
and superficially, at least, utterly expressionless and indifferent as
usual, was walking about with a heavy heart, and probably every thinking
Turk was feeling bitterly that the disasters which had come were due
to the criminal folly of a band of alien and childishly incompetent
political quacks. You felt also above everything else the invincible
atmosphere of Byzantium, which sooner or later conquers and disintegrates
its conquerors, however robust and however virile. Byzantium, having
disintegrated two great Empires, seemed to be ironically waiting for a
new prey. One remembered Bismarck’s saying that he could wish no greater
misfortune to a country than the possession of Constantinople.

But so quick are the changes there, so chameleon-like is the place, that
all this was already out of date two days later. In three days the mood
of the city completely changed: people began to talk of the enemy being
driven right back to Sofia; the feast of Bairam was celebrated; the
streets were decked with flags; the men-of-war were dressed; and, in the
soft autumnal sunshine, the city glowed once more in its ethereal coat of
many colours.

The stories of the cholera, people said, had been grossly exaggerated;
8000 Bulgarians had been taken prisoners (800 was the subsequent figure,
some people said three, some people said one). Cholera was raging in
the enemy’s lines. New troops were pouring in. The main enemy would be
repulsed; the others would be dealt with piecemeal, “as before”; in fact,
everything was said to be going well.

But I saw a thing with my eyes, which threw some light on the conditions
under which the war was being carried on. One morning I drove out in a
motor-car with two companions and a Turkish officer, with the intention
of reaching the Tchataldja lines. Until that day people had been able to
reach the lines in motor-cars. Probably too many people had done this;
and most properly an order had been issued to put a stop to the flood of
visitors. In spite of the presence of a Turkish officer with us we could
not get beyond the village of Kutchuk Tchekmedche, which is right on the
Sea of Marmora. Not far from the village, and separated from it by a
small river, is a railway station, and as we drove past the bank of the
railway line we noticed several dead men lying on the bank. The station
was being disinfected. We stopped by the sandy beach to have luncheon,
and before we had finished a cart passed us with more dead in it. We
drove back through San Stefano. We entered through a gate and drove down
the suburb, where, bounded on one side by a railway embankment, and on
the other hand by a wall, there was a large empty space intersected by
the road. Beyond this were the houses of San Stefano. It was in this
space that we were met by the most gruesome and terrible sight I have
ever seen; worse than any battlefield or the sight of wounded men. This
plot of ground was littered with dead and dying men. The ground itself
was strewn with rags, rubbish, and filth of every kind, and everywhere,
under the wall, on the grass, by the edge of the road, and on the road,
were men in every phase and stage of cholera.

There was nobody to help them; nobody to look after them; nothing to
be done for them. Many of them were dead, and lay like terrible black
waxworks in contorted shapes. Others were moving and struggling, and
others again were just gasping out the last flicker of life. One man was
making a last effort to grasp a gourd. And in the middle of this there
were other soldiers, sitting patiently waiting and eating bread under the
walls of the houses. There was not a sound, not a murmur. Imagine a crowd
of holiday-makers at Hampstead Heath suddenly stricken by plague, and
you will have some idea of this terrible sight. Imagine one of Gustave
Doré’s illustrations to Dante’s “Inferno” made into a _tableau vivant_ by
some unscrupulous and decadent artist. Imagine the woodcuts in old Bibles
of the Children of Israel stricken in the desert and uplifting their
helpless hands to the Brazen Serpent. Deserted, helpless, and hopeless,
this mass of men lay like a heap of half-crushed worms, to suffer and
to die amidst indescribable filth, and this only seven miles from the
capital, where the nurses were not allowed to get patients! Soon after
I saw this grisly sight I met Mr. Philip, First Secretary of the U.S.A.
Embassy, at the Club. He told me he had been to San Stefano, and that he
and a U.S.A. doctor, Major Ford, were trying to do something to relieve
the people who were suffering from cholera. Would I come and help them?

The next day I went to San Stefano.

San Stefano is a small suburb of Constantinople whose name, as we all
know, has been written in history. Possibly some day Clapham Junction
will be equally famous if there is ever a Treaty of Clapham, subsequently
ratified by the Powers at a Congress of Constantinople or Delhi. It
contains a number of elegant whitewashed and two-storied houses,
inhabited by the well-to-do of Constantinople during the summer months.
San Stefano—why or how I know not—became during the war one of the
smaller centres of the sick—in other words, a cholera camp.

San Stefano, at the time of my visit, was entirely deserted; the elegant
summer “residences” empty. The streets were silent. You could reach San
Stefano from Constantinople either by steamer, which took a little over
an hour and a half; or by train, which took an hour (but there were
practically no trains running); or in a carriage, which took two hours
and a half. The whole place was lifeless. Only on the quay, porters and
Red Crescent orderlies dealt with great bales of baggage, and every
now and then in the silent street you heard the tinkling, stale music
of a faded pianoforte which played an old-fashioned—not an old—tune. I
wondered, when I heard this music, who in the world could be playing the
pianoforte in San Stefano at such a moment. I need hardly say that the
effect was not only melancholy but uncanny; for what is there sadder
in the world than out-of-date music played on an exhausted and wheezy
instrument?

At the quay a line of houses fronted the sea. You then turned up a muddy
side street and you came to a small square, where there were a few shops
and a few cafés. In the cafés, which were owned by Greeks, people were
drinking coffee. The shops were trading in articles which they have
brought from the bazaars and which they thought might be of use to the
cholera patients. A little farther on, beyond the muddy square, where
a quantity of horses, donkeys, and mules were tethered to the leafless
trees, you came to a slight eminence surrounded by walls and railings.
Within these walls there was a small building made of stucco, Grecian in
style. It was the deserted Greek school. This is the place where cholera
patients at last found shelter, and this is the place which I was brought
to by Major Ford, U.S.A., and Mr. Philip, who both of them went to San
Stefano every day.

It was at San Stefano that under the outside wall of the town, and on the
railway embankment, the dead and dying were lying like crushed insects,
without shelter, without food, without water. Miss Alt, a Swiss lady of
over seventy, and a friend of hers, an Austrian lady, Madame Schneider,
heard of this state of things and seeing that nothing was being done for
these people, and that no medical or other assistance was allowed to be
brought them, took the matter into their own hands and started a relief
fund with a sum of £4, and did what they could for the sick. They turned
the deserted Greek school into a hospital, and they were joined by Mr.
Frew, a Scotch minister of the Dutch Reformed Church in Constantinople.
Funds were then supplied them by the British and American Embassies, and
Major Ford and Mr. Philip joined these two ladies and Mr. Frew.

The first day I went there, no other medical helpers except these
volunteers had a Turkish sergeant; but the day after, a Turkish medical
officer arrived, and the whole matter was nominally under his charge.
The medical work of the place was undertaken by Major Ford, and the
commissariat was managed by Mr. Frew. There were in the Greek school nine
rooms altogether. Of these six were occupied by patients, one formed a
kind of kitchen and store-room, and two of the rooms were taken over by
the medical staff of the Turkish Red Crescent. Besides this there was a
compound roofed over in the open air, and there were a certain number
of tents—a dozen or so. In this house, and in these tents there were at
first thrown together over 350 men, all in various stages of sickness.
Some of them were in the last stage of cholera; some of them had
dysentery; some of them had typhus; some were suffering from exhaustion
and starvation, and the greater part of them were sick.

At first there was some doubt whether the disease was cholera. The
disease which was manifest—and terribly manifest—did not include all the
best-known symptoms of cholera. It was plain also that a great number
of the soldiers were suffering simply from exhaustion, exposure, and
starvation. But later on medical diagnosis was made, and the cholera
microbe was discovered. A German cholera specialist who came from Berlin,
Dr. Geissler, told me that there was no doubt of the existence of the
cholera microbe. Besides which, some of the symptoms were startlingly
different from those of mere dysentery. From the human point of view, and
not from the scientific point of view, the question was indifferent. The
solemn fact from the human point of view was that the Turkish soldiers
at San Stefano were sick and dying from a disease that in any case in
many points resembled cholera, and that others were dying from what was
indistinguishable from cholera in its outward manifestations. Every day
and every night so many soldiers died, but less and less as the days
went on. One night thirty died; another night fifteen; another night ten;
and so on.

I have called the Greek school a hospital, but when you think of a
hospital you call up the vision of all the luxury of modern science—of
clean beds, of white sheets, of deft and skilful nurses, of supplies of
sterilised water, antiseptics, lemonade, baths, quiet, space, and fresh
and clean air. Here there were no such appliances, and no such things.
There were no beds; there were mattresses on the dusty and dirty floors.
The rooms were crowded to overflowing. There was no means of washing
or dressing the patients. It is difficult to convey to those who never
saw it the impression made by the first sight of the rooms in the Greek
school where the sick were lying. Some of the details are too horrible to
write. It is enough to say that during the first few days after the sick
were put into the Greek school, the rooms were packed and crowded with
human beings, some of them in agony and all of them in extreme distress.
They lay on the floor in rows along the walls, with flies buzzing round
them; and between these rows of men there was a third row along the
middle of the room. They lay across the doors, so that anybody opening a
door in a hurry and walking carelessly into the room trod on a sick man.
They were weak from starvation. They were one and all of them parched,
groaning and moaning, with a torturing and unquenchable thirst. They
were suffering from many other diseases besides cholera. One man had got
mumps. Many of the soldiers had gangrened feet and legs, all blue, stiff
and rotten, as if they had been frost-bitten. These soldiers had either
to have their limbs amputated or to die—and there is no future for an
amputated Turk. There is nothing for him to do save to beg. Some of them
had swellings and sores and holes in their limbs and in their faces, and
although most of them were wounded, all of them were unwashed and many of
them covered with vermin. Most of them besides their overcoats and their
puttees had practically no clothes at all. Their underclothes were in
rags, and caked with dirt. The sick were all soldiers; most of them were
Turks; some of them were Greeks.

In such a place any complicated nursing was out of the question. The main
duties of those who attempted to relieve the sick consisted in bringing
warm clothes and covering to those who were in rags and shivering; soup
to those who were faint and exhausted, and water to those who were crying
for it; and during the first few days at San Stefano all the sick were
crying for water, and crying for it all day and all night long. You
could not go into any of the rooms without hearing a piteous chorus of
“Doctor Effendi, Doctor Bey, sou, sou” (_sou_ is the Turkish for water).
Luckily the water supply was good. There was a clean spring not far from
the school, and water mixed with disinfectant could be given to the
sick. The sick and the well at first were crowded together absolutely
indiscriminately. A man who had nothing the matter with him besides
hunger and faintness would be next to a man who was already rigid and
turning grey in the last comatose stage of cholera.

During the first week of this desperate state of things Miss Alt and
Madame Schneider worked like slaves. They spent the whole day, and
very often the whole night, in bringing clothes to the ragged, food
to the hungry, and water to the thirsty. Mr. Frew managed the whole
commissariat and the food supply, and he managed it with positive
genius. He smoothed over difficulties, he razed obstacles, and in all
the creaking joints of the difficult machinery he poured the inestimable
oil of his cheerfulness, his good-humour, and his kindness. Major Ford
acted with an equal energy in taking over the medical side of the school
and in sorting from the heaped-up sick those who were less ill, and
separating them from those who were dangerously ill; and in this task
he had the help of Mr. Philip. This sounds a simple thing to say. It
was in practice and in fact incredibly difficult. During the first days
there were scarcely any orderlies at all and few soldiers, and it was a
desperately slow and difficult task to get people carried from one place
to another. One afternoon, which I shall never forget as long as I live,
Major Ford undertook in one of the crowded rooms to shift temporarily all
the sick from one side of the room to the other side of it, and while
they were there to lay down a clean piece of oilcloth. This was immensely
difficult. The patients, of course, were unwilling to move. First of
all it had to be explained to them that the thing was not a game, and
that it would be to their ultimate advantage; and then they had to be
bribed from one side of the room to the other with baits of lemons and
cigarettes. Nevertheless, Major Ford managed to do it and get down a
clean piece of oilcloth. When one had spent the whole day in this place,
and one had seen people like Miss Alt, Madame Schneider, Major Ford, and
Mr. Frew working like slaves from morning till night, one still had the
feeling nothing had been done at all compared with what remained undone,
so overwhelming were the odds. And yet at the end of one week there was a
vast change for the better in the whole situation.

Great as was the distress of the wretched victims, they were sublime
in their resignation. They consented, like Job, in what was worse than
dust and ashes, to the working of the Divine will. They most of them
had military water-bottles; they used to implore to have these bottles
filled; and when they were filled—thirsty as they were—they would not
drink all the water, but they kept a little back in order to perform
the ablutions which the Mohammedan religion ordains should accompany
the prayers of the faithful. Even in their agony the Turks never lost
one particle of their dignity, and never for one moment forgot their
perfect manners. They died as they lived—like the Nature’s noblemen they
are—always acknowledging every assistance; and when they refused a gift
or an offer they put into the refusal the graciousness of an acceptance.

Only those who have been to Turkey can have any idea of the politeness,
the innate _politesse du cœur_, of the Turk. One day when I was coming
back from San Stefano on board a Turkish Government launch, and together
with an English officer I was talking to the Turkish naval officer who
was in command of the launch, the Englishman offered a cigarette to
the Turkish officer. He accepted it and lit it. The Englishman then
offered one to the officer’s younger brother, who was there also. “He
does not smoke,” said the officer. Then he added, after a pause, “I do
not either.” “He has lit and smoked the cigarette so as not to offend
me,” said the Englishman aside to me. This is typical of the kind of
politeness the Turks show. Equally polite were the soldiers who were
dying of a horrible disease amidst awful conditions. They never forgot
their manners. They were childlike and infinitely pathetic in their
wants. One man in a tent where some of the convalescent were assembled
cried out in Turkish his need—which was interpreted to me by a Greek.
He wanted a candle, by which a man, he said, might tell stories to
the others; for, he added, it was impossible for a story-teller to
tell stories in the dark; the audience could not see his face. There
was no candle in the place, but I am not ashamed to say that I stole
a small lamp and gave it to this man to afford illumination to that
story-telling. Another man wanted a lemon. There were then no lemons.
The man produced a five-piastre piece (a franc, nearly a shilling). This
was a large fortune to him, but he offered it to me if I could get him a
lemon. One soldier refused either to eat or to drink. He would not touch
either soup or milk or water or sour milk, which was the favourite dish
of the soldiers there, and which, being a national dish of Turkey, could
be supplied to them in great quantities. He kept on reiterating one word.
It turned out to mean prune soup. He was hankering after prune soup. He
wanted prune soup and nothing else. Another man wanted a pencil above all
things, which was duly given him.

The gratitude of these poor people to anyone who did any little thing for
them was immense. “Allah will restore to you everything you have done for
us a hundredfold,” they would say. Or again: “You are more than a doctor
to us; you are a friend.” One day Mr. Philip brought some flowers to the
sick soldiers. Their delight knew no bounds. The Turks love flowers. They
treasured them. They even sacrificed their water-bottles—and every drop
of water was precious to them—to keep the flowers fresh a little longer.

The curious resignation of the Turkish character used often to be
manifest in a striking way, in little matters. Here is an instance
which struck me. When lemons or cigarettes, or indeed anything else,
were distributed to the patients, one cigarette or one lemon, as the
case might be, was given to each man all round the room. Sometimes a
patient would ask for two, and his demand used to arouse the indignation
of his fellow-patients, which they often expressed in violent terms.
Nevertheless, he would persist in his demand, and would keep on saying:
“Give me two, Doctor, give me two”; and finally one of the Turkish
orderlies present would nod his head and say: “Yes, give him two”; and
then he would be given two, and the other patients, instead of grumbling,
would acquiesce in the _fait accompli_ and say: “Yes, yes, give him two.”
It was curious that they never dreamt of all of them asking for two of
any one thing; but the importunate were acknowledged to be privileged, if
they were sufficiently importunate. One morning, when lemons were being
distributed to the soldiers, each man receiving a lemon apiece, one, who
like the rest wore a fez, said in a whisper to the distributor: “δῶσέ
μοι δύο εἶμαι Χριστιανός” (“Give me two. I am a Christian”). There were
several Greeks among the sick, and I regret to say that when they were
given shirts they frequently sold them to their neighbours, and then
appeared naked the next day and asked for another.

Miss Alt’s plan was to give to all who asked—the undeserving as well as
the deserving—and the plan worked out quite well in the long run, for, as
she said, they were none of them too well off.

After the first few days the Turkish medical authorities took steps in
the matter of the Greek school. During the first week of the work there,
a British unit of the Turkish Red Crescent arrived from England under the
sound direction of Dr. Baines, and a further recruit joined the helpers
in the person of Lady Westmacott, who brought with her an energetic,
clever and untiring Russian doctor. Although it was impossible to
persuade any of the owners of the houses at San Stefano to allow them to
be used as hospitals, a house was found for Dr. Baines’ unit. He soon set
up a lot of tents, withdrew from the overcrowded school a number of the
patients, and was able to do excellent work. But he received this house
for himself and his staff on the express condition that no sick of any
kind whatsoever, and not even the owner’s father, should be allowed to go
into it. Later on, a unit of the Egyptian Red Crescent arrived, with a
staff of German doctors and an Englishman. Wooden barracks were built for
them in the plain outside the Greek school, fronting the sea.

Hard words were said about the Turkish medical authorities with regard
to this matter; and it is, of course, easy for people who know nothing
about the local conditions and the local difficulties to pass sweeping
judgments. On the whole, I was told by competent authorities, the Turkish
Red Crescent did exceedingly well in dealing with the wounded and the
sick in the large field of their operations. But an epidemic of cholera
such as that which I have described seemed to paralyse them. It took the
Turks unprepared. Steps were taken, but tardily; and to Western minds the
procedure seemed incredibly and criminally slow; yet in the East it is
impossible to do things in a hurry, and if you try to hustle, you will
find that there will be less speed in the long run. If you consider all
these things, the Turkish medical authorities, and especially the Turkish
doctor in charge at San Stefano, did their best when once they started
to work. But when the appalling situation arose at San Stefano, when the
cholera victims were lying like flies on the railway embankment, they
took no steps to face the situation until they were stimulated to do
so by the example of Miss Alt and Madame Schneider and the pressure of
foreign opinion. This was partly due to the fatalism of their outlook, to
the resignation of their temperament, and partly to the disorder which
was rife throughout their military organisation. As to San Stefano, which
is the small area I had the opportunity of observing personally, had it
not been for the spontaneous efforts of Miss Alt, Madame Schneider, and
Mr. Frew, the Turkish and Greek soldiers who were shut up in the cholera
camp, without any possibility of egress, would have died of hunger and
thirst. It must be remembered, as I have said before, that among the
cholera patients there were a great number of soldiers who were suffering
simply and solely from exhaustion and starvation.

After the arrival of the British unit of the Red Crescent, and that of
the Egyptian Red Crescent, matters were got into shape at San Stefano,
and there was no longer need of volunteers. The worst cases had died.
Those who had been suffering from exhaustion and starvation recovered
and were sent home. Those who had mild attacks of cholera and dysentery
became convalescent, and were moved into the tents. Rooms were cleared
out for the worst cases, and it was possible to introduce beds, and to
clear up matters. What was at the beginning an ante-chamber to Hell was
later, I believe, converted into a clean hospital with all the necessary
appliances and attendants.

That this was done was due to the initial enterprise of Miss Alt and
Madame Schneider. They were the leading spirits and the soul of this
undertaking. Their work was untiring and incessant. To have seen Miss
Alt at work was a rare privilege. Impervious to disgust, but saturated
with pity, overflowing with love and radiating charity, she threaded
her way, bowed with age and with silvered hair, like a good angel or
a kind fairy, from tent to tent, from room to room, laden with gifts;
unconscious of the filth, disdainful of the stench, blind to the hideous
sights, she went her way, giving with both hands, helping with her arms,
cheering with her speech, and healing with her smile. Miss Alt came to
San Stefano like an angel to Hell, and she could have said, like Beatrice:

    “Io son fatta da Dio, sua mercè, tale,
    Che la vostra miseria non mi tange,
    Nè fiamma d’ esto incendio non m’ assale.”




CHAPTER XXIV

THE FASCINATION OF RUSSIA


From 1912 until the summer of 1914 I spent the greater part of the year
in Russia. I was no longer doing journalistic work, but I was still
writing books on Russian life and literature. The longer I stayed in
Russia, the more deeply I felt the fascination of the country and the
people. In one of his books Gogol has a passage apostrophising his
country from exile, and asking her the secret of her fascination. “What
is,” he says, “the inscrutable power which lies hidden in you? Why does
your aching, melancholy song echo forever in my ears? Russia, what do you
want of me? What is there between you and me?”

The question has often been repeated, not only by Russians in exile,
but by foreigners who have lived in Russia, and I have often found
myself asking it. The country has little obvious glamour and attraction.
In Russia, as Gogol says, the wonders of Nature are not made more
wonderful by man; there are no spots where Nature, art, and time combine
to take the heart with beauty; where association, and even decay
are indistinguishably mingled; and Nature is not only beautiful but
picturesque; where time has worked magic on man’s handiwork, and history
has left behind a host of phantoms.

There are many such places in France and in England, in Italy, Spain, and
Greece, but not in Russia. Russia is a country of colonists, where life
has been a perpetual struggle against the inclemency of the climate, and
where the political history is the record of a desperate battle against
adverse circumstances. Russia’s oldest city was sacked and burnt just
at the moment when it was beginning to flourish; her first capital was
destroyed by fire in 1812; her second capital dates from the seventeenth
century; stone houses are rare in the country, and the wooden houses are
frequently destroyed by fire. It is a country of long winters and fierce
summers, of rolling plains, uninterrupted by mountains and unvariegated
by valleys.

But the charm is there. It is felt by people of different nationalities
and races; it is difficult, if you live in Russia, to escape it, and once
you have felt it, you will never be quite free from it. The melancholy
song, which Gogol says wanders from sea to sea over the length and
breadth of the land, will echo in your heart and haunt the corner of your
brain. It is impossible to analyse charm, for if charm could be analysed
it would cease to exist; and it is difficult to define the character of
places where beauty makes so little instantaneous appeal, and where there
is no playground of romance, and few ghosts of poetry and of history.

Turgeniev’s descriptions of the country give an idea of this peculiar
magic. For instance, the story of the summer night, when on the plain the
children tell each other bogy tales; or the description of that other
July evening, when out of the twilight, a long way off on the plain, a
child’s voice is heard calling: “Antropka—a—a,” and Antropka answers:
“Wha—a—a—a—a—at?” and far away out of the immensity comes the answering
voice: “Come ho—ome, because daddy wants to whip you.”

Those who travel in their arm-chair will meet in Turgeniev with glimpses,
episodes, pictures, incidents, sayings and doings, touches of human
nature, phases of landscape, shades of atmosphere, which contain the
secret and the charm of Russia. All who have travelled in Russia not
only recognise the truth of his pictures, but agree that the incidents
which he records with incomparable art are a common experience to those
who have eyes to see. The picturesque peculiar to countries rich in
historical traditions is absent in Russia; but beauty is not absent, and
it is often all the more striking from its lack of obviousness.

This was brought home to me strongly in the summer of 1913. I was staying
in a small wooden house in Central Russia, not far from a railway, but
isolated from other houses, and at a fair distance from a village.
The harvest was nearly done. The heat was sweltering. The country was
parched and dry. The walls and ceilings were black with flies. One had
no wish to venture out of doors until the evening.

The small garden of the house, gay with asters and sweet-peas, was
surrounded by birch trees, with here and there a fir tree in their midst.
Opposite the little house, a broad pathway, flanked on each side by a row
of tall birch trees, led to the margin of the garden, which ended in a
steep grass slope, and a valley, or a wooded dip; and beyond it, on the
same level as the garden, there was a pathway half hidden by trees; so
that from the house, if you looked straight in front of you, you saw a
broad path, with birch trees on each side of it, forming a proscenium for
a wooded distance; and if anybody walked along the pathway on the farther
side of the dip, although you saw no road, you could see the figures in
outline against the sky, as though they were walking across the back of a
stage.

Just as the cool of the evening began to fall, out of the distance
came a rhythmical song, ending on a note that seemed to last for ever,
piercingly clear and clean. The music came a little nearer, and one could
distinguish first a solo chanting a phrase, and then a chorus taking
it up, and finally, solo and chorus became one, and reached a climax
on a high note, which grew purer and stronger, and more and more long
drawn-out, without any seeming effort, until it died away.

The tone of the voices was so high, so pure, and at the same time so
peculiar, strong and rare, that it was difficult at first to tell whether
the voices were tenors, sopranos, or boyish trebles. They were unlike,
both in range and quality, the voices of women one usually heard in
Russian villages. The music drew nearer, and it filled the air with a
majestic calm. Presently, in the distance, beyond the dip between the
trees, and in the middle of the natural stage made by the garden, I
saw, against the sky, figures of women walking slowly in the sunset,
and singing as they walked, carrying their scythes and their wooden
rakes with them; and once again the phrase began and was repeated by the
chorus; and once again chorus and solo melted together in a high and
long-drawn-out note, which seemed to swell like the sound of a clarion,
to grow purer, more single, stronger and fuller, till it ended suddenly,
sharply, as a frieze ends. The song seemed to proclaim rest after toil,
and satisfaction for labour accomplished. It was like a hymn of praise,
a broad benediction, a grace sung for the end of the day: the end of the
summer, the end of the harvest. It expressed the spirit of the breathless
August evening.

The women walked past slowly and disappeared into the trees once more.
The glimpse lasted only a moment, but it was enough to start a long
train of thought and to call up pictures of rites, ritual, and custom;
of rustic worship and rural festival, of Pagan ceremonies older than the
gods.

As another verse of what sounded like a primeval harvest hymn began, the
brief glimpse of the reapers, erect and majestic in the dress of toil,
and laden with the instruments of the harvest, the high quality of the
singing:

    “The undisturbed song of pure concent,”

made the place into a temple of august and sacred calm in the quiet light
of the evening. The sacerdotal figures that passed by, diminutive in the
distance, belonged to an archaic vase or frieze. The music seemed to seal
a sacrament, to be the initiation into an immemorial secret, into some
remote mystery—who knows?—perhaps the mystery of Eleusis, or into still
older secrecies of which Eleusis was the far-distant offspring. A window
had been opened on to another phase of time, on to another and a brighter
world; older than Virgil, older than Romulus, older than Demeter—a world
where the spring, the summer, and the autumn, harvest-time, and sowing,
the gathering of fruits and the vintage, were the gods; and through this
window came a gleam from the golden age, a breath from the morning and
the springtide of mankind.

When I say that the singing called up thoughts of Greece, the thing is
less fantastic than it seems. In the first place, in the songs of the
Russian peasants, the Greek modes are still in use: the Dorian, the
hypo-Dorian, the Lydian, the hypo-Phrygian. “La musique, telle qu’elle
était pratiquée en Russie au moyen age” (writes M. Soubier in his
_History of Russian Music_), “tenait à la tradition des religions et des
mœurs païennes.” And in the secular as well as in the ecclesiastical
music of Russia there is an element of influence which is purely
Hellenic. It turned out that the particular singers I heard on that
evening were not local, but a guild of women reapers who had come from
the government of Tula to work during the harvest. Their singing,
although the form and kind of song were familiar to me, was different in
quality from any that I had heard before; and the impression made by it
unforgettable.

Nature in Russia is, broadly speaking, monotonous and uniform, but this
does not mean that beauty is rare. Not only magic moments occur in the
most unpromising surroundings, but beauty is to be found in Russian
nature and Russian landscape at all times and all seasons in many shapes.

For instance: a long drive in the evening twilight at harvest-time, over
the immense hedgeless rolling plains, through stretches of golden wheat
and rye, variegated with millet, still green and not yet turned to the
bronze colour it takes later; when you drive for miles over monotonous
and yet ever-varying fields, and when you see, in the distance, the
cranes, settling for a moment, and then flying off into space.

Later in the twilight, continents of dove-coloured clouds float in the
east, the west is tinged with the dusty afterglow of the sunset; and the
half-reaped corn and the spaces of stubble are burnished and glow in the
heat; and smouldering fires of weeds burn here and there; and as you
reach a homestead, you will perhaps see by the threshing-machine, a crowd
of dark men and women still at their work; and in the glow from the flame
of a wooden fire, in the shadow of the dusk, the smoke of the engine and
the dust of the chaff, they have a Rembrandt-like power; the feeling of
space, breadth, and air and immensity grows upon one; the earth seems to
grow larger, the sky to grow deeper, and the spirit is lifted, stretched,
and magnified.

Russian poets have celebrated more frequently the spring and winter—the
brief spring which arrives so suddenly after the melting of the snows,
with the intense green of the birch-trees, the uncrumpling fern; woods
carpeted with lilies of the valley; the lilac bushes, the nightingale,
and later the briar, which flowers in profusion; and the winter: the long
drives in a sledge under a leaden sky to the tinkle of monotonous bells;
a whistling blizzard with its demons, that lead the horses astray in the
night; transparent woods black against an immense whiteness; or covered
with snow and frozen, an enchanted fabric against the stainless blue; or,
when after a night of thaw, the brown branches emerge once more covered
with airy threads and sparkling drops of dew.

The sunset and twilight of the winter evening after the first snow had
fallen in December used to be most beautiful. The new moon, like a little
sail on a cold sea, tinged with a blush as it reached the earth, flooded
the snow with light, and added to its purity; the snow had a blue glint
in it and showed up the wooden houses, the red roofs, the farm implements
in a bold relief; so that all these prosaic objects of everyday life
assumed a strange largeness and darkness as they loomed between the earth
and the sky.

What I used to enjoy more than anything in Russia were the summer
afternoons on the river near Sosnofka, where the flat banks were covered
with oak-trees, ash, willow, and thick undergrowth; and where every now
and then, perch rose to the surface to catch flies, and the kingfishers
skimmed over the surface from reach to reach. Sometimes I used to take a
boat and row past islands of rushes, and a network of water-lilies, to
where the river broadened; and I reached a great sheet of water flanked
by a weir and a mill. The trees were reflected in the glassy surface, and
nothing broke the stillness but the grumbling of the mill and the cries
of the children bathing.

Near the village, all through the summer night (this was in June 1914), I
used to hear song answering song, and the brisk rhythm of the accordion;
or the interminable humming, buzzing burden of the three-stringed
_balalaika_; verse succeeded verse of an apparently tireless song, and
the end of each verse seemed to beget another and give a keener zest to
the next; and the song waxed faster and madder, as if the singer were
intoxicated by the sound of his own music.

But the peculiar manifestations of the beauty of nature in a flat and
uniform country are not enough to account for the fascination of Russia.
Beauty is a part of it, but it is not all. Against these things in the
other scale you had to put dirt, squalor, misery, slovenliness, disorder,
and the uninspiring wooden provincial towns, the dusty or sodden roads,
the frequent grey skies, the long and heavy sameness.

The _advocatus diaboli_ had a strong case. He could have drawn up a
powerful indictment, not only against the political conditions, and the
arbitrary and uncertain administration, but also against the character
of the people; he could mention the moral laxity, the extravagant
self-indulgence, the lack of control, the jealousy which hounded any kind
of superiority; and looked with suspicion on all that was original or
distinguished; the dead level of mediocrity; the stereotyped bureaucratic
pattern which you could not escape from. The Russians, he would say, had
all the faults of the Orient without any of its austerer virtues; Russia,
he would say, was a nation of ineffectual rebels under the direction of
a band of corrupt and time-serving officials. The indictment was true,
but however glaring the faults which Russian moralists, satirists, and
politicians used so frequently and so loudly to deplore, the faults that
used to make foreigners in Russia so angry at times, they seemed to me
the negative results of positive qualities so valuable as to outweigh
them altogether.

During my stays in Russia I saw some of the worst as well as some of
the best aspects of the country and its people. The net result of all I
saw and all I experienced was the sense of an overpowering charm in the
country, an indescribable fascination in the people. The charm was partly
due to the country itself, partly to the manner of life lived there,
and partly to the nature of the people. The qualities that did exist,
and whose benefit I experienced, seemed to me the most precious of all
qualities; the virtues the most important of all virtues; the glimpses
of beauty the rarest in kind; the songs and the music the most haunting
and most heart-searching; the poetry nearest to nature and man; the human
charity nearest to God.

This is perhaps the secret of the whole matter, that the Russian soul
is filled with a human Christian charity which is warmer in kind
and intenser in degree, and expressed with a greater simplicity and
sincerity, than is to be met with in any other people; it was the
existence of this quality behind everything else which gave charm to
Russian life (however squalid the circumstances might be), poignancy
to its music, sincerity and simplicity to its religion, manners,
intercourse, music, singing, verse, art, acting—in a word to its art, its
life, and its faith.

Never did I realise this so much as one day when I was driving on a cold
and damp December evening in St. Petersburg in a cab. It was dark, and I
was driving along the quays from one end of the town to the other. For a
long time I drove in silence, but after a while I happened to make some
remark to the cabman about the weather. He answered gloomily that the
weather was bad and so was everything else too. For some time we drove
on in silence, and then in answer to some other stray remark or question
of mine he said he had been unlucky that day in the matter of a fine. It
was a trivial point, but somehow or other my interest was aroused, and I
got him to tell me the story, which was a case of bad luck and nothing
serious; but when he had told it, he gave such a profound sigh that I
asked whether it was that which was still weighing upon him. Then he said
“No,” and slowly began to tell me a story of a great catastrophe which
had just befallen him. He possessed a little land, and a cottage in the
country, not far from St. Petersburg. His house had been burnt. It was
true the house was insured, but the insurance was not sufficient to make
an appreciable difference. He had two sons; one went to school, and the
other had some employment in the provinces. The catastrophe of the fire
had upset everything. All his belongings had perished. He could no longer
send his boy to school. His second son, in the country, had written to
say he was engaged to be married, and had asked his consent, advice, and
approval. “He has written twice,” said the cabman, “and I keep silence
(_i ya molchu_). What can I answer?” I cannot give any idea of the
strength, simplicity, and poignancy of the tale as it came, hammered out
slowly, with pauses between each sentence, with a dignity of utterance
and a purity of idiom which used to be the precious privilege of the poor
in Russia. The words came as if torn out from the bottom of his heart.
He made no complaint; there was no grievance, no whine in the story. He
stated the bald facts with a simplicity which was overwhelming. In spite
of all, his faith in God and his consent to the will of Providence was
unshaken, certain, and sublime.

This happened in 1911. I have forgotten the details; but I knew I had
been face to face with a human soul, stripped and naked, and a human soul
in the grip of a tragedy. This experience, which brought one in touch
with the divine, is one which, I think, could only in such circumstances
occur in Russia. I wrote this in the year 1913 when I was summing up my
impressions on Russian life, and trying to analyse the nature of the
fascination the country had for me. When I had finished, I echoed the
words which R. L. Stevenson once addressed to a French novelist: “J’ai
beau admirer les autres de toute ma force, c’est avec vous que je me
complais à vivre.”

In the spring of 1914 I went back to Russia for the last time before
the war. I spent over a month by myself at Sosnofka, writing a book, an
outline of Russian literature, and bathing every afternoon in the river
where the sweetbriar grew on the banks by the willows, and the kingfisher
used every now and then to dart across the oily-looking water.

It was a wonderful spring. The nightingales sang all day long in the
garden; and all night long people were singing in the village. Nature was
steeped in beauty and calm. It was a month of accidental retreat before
tremendous events and the changing of the world.

I knew nothing of public events, but I was suddenly seized with the
desire to go home. I debated whether to go or not. I had finished my
book, but as I meant to come back to Russia in August it seemed perhaps
foolish to go. I thought I would leave it to chance. I decided to take
the _Sortes Shakespearianæ_. I opened a volume at random, and my pencil
fell on the phrase: “Pack and be gone” (_Comedy of Errors_, iii. 2, 158).
I waited another day and repeated the experiment. My pencil again fell on
the same line. Then I settled to go. I started one evening, and in the
morning when I arrived at the Friedrichsstrasse Station at Berlin, I saw
in the newspapers the news of the assassination of the Austrian Archduke.
I might have said: “Incipit vita nova,” but I didn’t. I didn’t even think
it. I was merely conscious of a small cloud on an otherwise stainless sky.




FOOTNOTES


[1]

    “Libre, je rends visite à la terre, aux étoiles;
    Sur la Tamise en feu je suis ces blanches voiles.”

    _Les Enfants d’Édouard_, Act III. Sc. 1. CASIMIR DELAVIGNE.

[2] It is by Thackeray.

[3] I have looked up the reference and miraculously found it. My memory
after thirty-three years is correct. The phrase occurs in Xenophon’s
_Anabasis_, Book II. v. 27.

[4] When he died at Sofia, he was canonized as a national hero, and his
head now appears on some of the Bulgarian postage stamps.

[5]

    “Non vides, quanto moveas periclo,
    Pyrrhe, Gaetulæ catulos leaenæ?”

    HORACE, _Odes_, Book III. Ode XX.

[6] I don’t know the correct spelling of this word and it is not in the
dictionary.

[7] Or “_Spinnen_.”

[8] There is nothing remarkable in the verse, but as a piece of dramatic
action the speech was supremely effective.

[9] Théodore de Banville apropos of this performance, said about Sarah
Bernhardt: “Elle a reçu la qualité d’être toujours, et quoi qu’elle
veuille faire, absolument et inconsciemment lyrique.” Prophetic words!

[10] By a strange irony of fate, this tune, which the revolutionaries
have made their own, was originally an official tune, composed probably
by some obscure military bandmaster, and played at the funerals of
officers and high officials. It became afterwards the national anthem of
the Bolsheviks.

[11] _i.e._ K.D.’s—constitution in Russian beginning with a “K.”

[12] 17th August, battle of Liaoyang.

[13] A palace and a park in the neighbourhood belonged to the Duchess of
Edinburgh, whose name was Marie Alexandrovna.

[14] Incorrect Russian, meaning “There is not, good.”

[15] A. C. Swinburne.




INDEX


    A.D.C., the, 144, 153.

    A. R. at Cambridge, 146.

    _Abbé Constantin (L’)_, 92, 305.

    Abdul Hamid, dethroned, 397.

    Abingdon, 142.

    Acropolis, Athens, 254, 256.

    Addington, 138.

    _Adonaïs_, Shelley, 161, 163.

    _Adrienne Lecouvreur_, 232;
      produced by Sarah Bernhardt, 305;
      Scribe and Legouvé’s, 308-9.

    _Adventures of Sophy_, Violet Fane, 247.

    Afoo, Chinese servant, 276, 279-80.

    Agadir crisis, 212.

    _Agincourt_, Admiral Glyn’s ship, 47.

    _Aiglon (L’)_, 233, 243;
      first performance, the Hon. Maurice Baring’s article in the
          _Speaker_, 199-204;
      Sarah Bernhardt in, 305.

    Ainger’s (House), Eton, 88.

    Airlie, Lady, 62.

    Aladin, deputy, 340, 347.

    Albani, Madame, 27, 52.

    Albanians in Uskub, 415-16.

    Albert Hall, 26, 139.

    ⸺ Prince, 131.

    Albo, Pomeranian, 39.

    Alexander, butler, 220, 223.

    ⸺ comic actor, 136.

    Alexandra, Queen, 348;
      visit to Copenhagen, 225-26.

    Alexandria, 168.

    Alexandrovna, Marie, 348 _note_.

    Alexei, boot-boy, 220.

    Alexeieff, Viceroy, 263.

    _Alice in Wonderland_, 170.

    Allen, Mr. J., 154.

    Alt, Miss, at San Stefano, 421-29 _passim_.

    _Amants_, Maurice Donnay, 166.

    _Âme païenne (L’)_, Brewster, 250.

    American-Spanish War, 71.

    _Amour de l’Art_, Labiche, 86.

    Andersen, Hans, 208.

    Anderson, Mary, in _The Lady of Lyons_, 53-54.

    Anderton’s Hotel, 151.

    André, watchman, 220, 222.

    _Andromaque_, 243.

    _Angelo_, Hugo, 305.

    Angelo, Michael, a farmhouse of, 167.

    Angers, 198.

    _Anglo-Saxon Review_, poem by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 198.

    _Anna Karenina_, 219.

    Annie, nursemaid, 2, 8, 19, 37.

    Annunzio, Gabriele d’, poems, 140, 232;
      Vernon Lee on, 187;
      _La Gioconda_, 305, 309;
      proposed dramatic version of _Paolo and Francesca_, 246.

    Antoine, actor, 197.

    ⸺ Théâtre, 265.

    Antrim, Lord, 24.

    Apostles, Society of the, 145-46.

    April Fools’ Day memories, 24-25.

    Apron Stage, use in Copenhagen theatres, 210.

    Aranci Bay, 395.

    Arbuthnot, 68.

    Archangel, 358, 360.

    Archer, Fred, 83.

    Archibald, photographer, 276-77.

    Arena Nazionale, Florence, 311.

    Army, the Russian, condition at opening of the Duma, 340-41;
      discontent, 353.

    ⸺ the Turkish, weapons of the, 413.

    Arnaut refugees, 416.

    Arnim, Frau von, 136.

    Arnold, Matthew, 110, 112, 414.

    Art Theatre, Moscow, 265-66, 323-24.

    Artemis, Mr. Gladstone’s lecture on, 108.

    Arthur, Port, 263, 314.

    Arundel Park, a May night, 4-5.

    _As in a Looking-Glass_, 93-94, 232.

    Ascot, the school at, 68-86.

    ⸺ races, 79-80.

    Ashburton, Lady, 26.

    ⸺ Lord, 62.

    Asquith, Raymond, _The North Street Gazette_, 390-95.

    Assisi, earthquake at, 158-59.

    Assiz Bey, 397.

    Assumption, Cathedral of the, Moscow, 334-35.
    Astrakan, the journey to, 375-79;
      atmosphere, 380.

    _Astrophel_, Swinburne, 148.

    _Atalanta_, newspaper, 112.

    _Athalie_, 233, 235-36.

    Athens, 254-56.

    ⸺ Eton, 117.

    Atkins, Dr., 41.

    Aurèle, Madame, 66.

    Austria, Archduke of, assassinated, 438.

    _Aventurière (L’)_, 230.


    Bach, “Passion Music of St. Matthew,” 103.

    Bachelors’ Club, 139.

    Baden, Grand Duchess of, 216.

    Bagshot, 76.

    Baikal, Lake, 269-70, 311.

    Baines, Dr., 427.

    Balakirev, Russian folk-songs, 408.

    Balfour, Reginald, at Angers, 198-99.

    Balkan War, 1912, 395.

    Balliol, 170-72.

    Ballooning experiences, 204-5.

    Balzac, 94, 141.

    Banck, M., 98.

    Bancrofts, the, 51, 53.

    Banville, Théodore de, 228;
      on Sarah Bernhardt, 229 _note_;
      _Camées Parisiens_, 243;
      _La Femme de Claude_, 306.

    _Barbier de Seville_, 310.

    Baretta, acting of, 93, 230.

    Bariatinsky, Princess, 247.

    Baring Brothers, the financial crisis, 1890, 113.

    ⸺ General, 62.

    ⸺ Rowland, 82.

    ⸺ the Hon. Cecil, 13, 14, 27, 46, 48, 54, 58, 65, 107.

    ⸺ the Hon. Elizabeth, 9-13, 22-25, 32, 38, 43-44;
      at Ascot, 79-80;
      marriage, 85-86;
      house of, 113.

    ⸺ the Hon. Everard, 13, 14, 32, 37, 65;
      the “Imp,” 40;
      at Eton, 46, 48-49.

    ⸺ the Hon. Hugo, boyhood, 2-3, 9, 11, 14, 16, 21, 23, 26;
      in the schoolroom, 36-41;
      yachting, 44;
      Mr. Warre and, 46;
      Membland, 59-60;
      Marlborough House parties, 80;
      Ascot school, 81;
      Eastbourne, 82;
      “Miss Hastings,” 83;
      the game of “Spankaboo,” 83-84;
      Cowes, 85;
      Paris, 93;
      Eton, 105, 107, 113, 115.

    Baring, the Hon. John (now Lord Revelstoke), 13, 14, 20, 27, 44-46,
      65, 68, 102, 107, 135.

    ⸺ the Hon. Margaret (married Robert Spencer), 8-12, 21-23, 35,
      43-44, 85, 107-8.

    ⸺ the Hon. Susan, 9-13, 16, 21, 23-25, 35, 44, 74, 85, 86, 91-94.

    ⸺ Windham, 82.

    Barnay, Ludwig, 136.

    Barnby, Mr. Joseph, organist, 102-3.

    Barnes Pool, 95.

    _Barrack Room Ballads_, Kipling, 148.

    Bartet in _Le Père Prodigue_, 140;
      in _Bérénice_, 192.

    Bastille, the, 93.

    Bath, visits to, 76, 130.

    ⸺ House, 26, 85.

    Battery Cottage, 40.

    Bauman, death, 320;
      funeral, 321-22.

    Bayreuth Festival, 133-35, 153-54, 168.

    Beardsley, Aubrey, 144, 149.

    Béarn, Madame de, 254.

    Beauchamp, editor of the _Eton Review_, 111.

    Beeching, Mr., 148.

    Beerbohm, Max, 147-48, 155;
      on Rugby football, 74;
      correspondence in the _Saturday Review_, 195.

    Beer-drinking rules in Germany, 121-125.

    Beethoven, 211.

    Beggars, Russian, 377.

    Belgrade Station, 406, 408.

    Bell, casting of a, 382-85.

    Bell, schoolfellow, 77, 79, 83.

    _Belle Hélène (La)_, 197.

    _Belle Maman_, 93.

    Belle-Isle, a visit to, 216-18.

    Belloc, Hilary, at Oxford, 170-72;
      “Bad Child’s Book of Beasts,” 171;
      _Verses and Sonnets_, 171;
      _The North Street Gazette_, 390-95;
      _The Four Men_, 391;
      _The Eye Witness_, 395.

    _Ben Hur_, 105.

    Benckendorff, Constantine, 263.

    ⸺ Count, on Delaunay, 67;
      in Copenhagen, 208-9;
      at the Russian Legation, 212;
      personality, 213-15;
      invitations to the Hon. Maurice Baring, 218-24;
      in London, 261;
      on Russia, 268.

    Benckendorff, Pierre, 223-24, 268.

    Benelli, Signor, 140.

    Benson, Arthur, at Eton, 100, 104, 110-12, 116-17, 147, 259;
      poems, 138;
      house of, 142;
      style, 148.

    ⸺ E. F., _Dodo_, 138, 149.

    ⸺ Mrs., 138.

    Benzon, Otto, comedies, 210-11.

    _Bérénice_, Racine, 192-93.

    Berlin, 133;
      rooms in Unter den Linden, 135-37;
      Friedrichsstrasse Station, 438.

    ⸺ University, 136-37.

    _Berliner Tageblatt_, 276.

    Berliner Theater, the, 136.

    Bernhardt, Sarah, 187, 197;
      in _Hernani_, 53;
      _As in a Looking-Glass_, 93-94;
      in _La Tosca_, 107;
      and Eleonora Duse, 136;
      at Daly’s, 167;
      in _L’Aiglon_, 199-200, 204;
      her home in Belle-Isle, 216-17;
      personality, 217-18, 227-44;
      her interpretation of _Hamlet_, 239-41;
      in _La Dame aux Camélias_, 241;
      _Angelo_ produced, 305;
      in _La Femme de Claude_, 307;
      _Fédora_, 309;
      her greatness, 309-10.

    Bertie, Sir Frank, 180.

    Bilky, coachman, 40.

    Bingen, 133.

    Bismarck, 127, 129;
      sayings of, 139;
      on the English, 173, 175;
      remark concerning Constantinople, 419.

    Bizet, tomb, 94.

    Black Gang, in Moscow, 320-23.

    Blackwood, Basil, 71, 171.

    Bletchington, Captain, 44-45.

    Blunt, Lady Anne, 169.

    ⸺ Sir Wilfrid, 169.

    Board of Trade, offices of the, 157.

    Bobrinsky, Count, 280.

    ⸺ Count André, 388.

    ⸺ Count Lev, 388-90.

    ⸺ Countess, 389-90.

    Boer War, feeling between Germany and England, 174-75.

    Boileau, reading of, 152.

    Bois de Boulogne, 16, 67, 92.

    Boissier, 36.

    Boito, opera, 310.

    Bolsheviks, national anthem of the, 321 _note_.

    Bonn, 133.

    Borthwick, Oliver, 268.

    _Boris Godounov_, 310.

    Bosanquet, editor of the _Parachute_, 111.

    Boswell, a _quotation_, 185.

    Bouchier, Mr., 104.

    _Bouffons (Les)_, 233.

    _Bourgeois Gentilhomme_, 75.

    Bourget, parody on, 194-95.

    Bourke, Harry, 43.

    Bowden, Father Sebastian, 395-96.

    Brachet, _Grammaire Historique_, 114.

    Brackley, Lord, at Eton, 89.

    Braisne, 89.

    Brandes, Dr. George, 211.

    ⸺ Frau, 133.

    Braun, boy at Hildesheim, 120-21;
      explains beer-drinking, 121-23.

    Breguet watches, presents of, 55-56, 115.

    Brewster, 139, 184;
      works of, 249-51;
      _L’Âme païenne_, 250;
      on Verlaine, 251;
      on the production of Shakespeare, 251-52;
      the _Prison_, 252;
      in Rome, 259-60.

    Bridges, Robert, pamphlets of verse, 148.

    Brinkman prize, the, 91.

    _British Encyclopædia_, article by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 226.

    Brizzi, Signor, 52.

    Broadwood, at Ascot, 78-79;
      at Eastbourne, 82-85;
      at Eton, 87.

    ⸺ Colonel, 76.

    Brocken, climbing the, 128.

    Brohan, Madeleine, 230.

    Brompton Oratory, 395-96.

    Brontë, Charlotte, 228;
      _Jane Eyre_, 106.

    Brooke, Guy, 269, 271, 280, 292.

    _Brothers Karamazov (The)_, Dostoievsky, 293.

    Broughton Castle, 204.

    Brown, Mrs., sock-shop, 95-96, 105, 117.

    Browne, Miss Pinkie, 61-62.

    Browning, Oscar, 153.

    ⸺ Robert, 151, 169.

    Brusa, 404-5.

    Bucharest, 418.

    Buckstone, art of, 51.

    Bulgarians, spirit of the, 416-17.

    Bullock, Mr., guard at Paddington, 6-7.

    Bulteel, Bessie, 48, 54, 58, 61, 66.

    ⸺ Effie (Aunt), 34, 47.

    ⸺ Lady Elizabeth, 29-30.

    ⸺ (Uncle Johnny), 34, 40, 57-58, 176.

    Burcher, Mr., librarian at Eton, 110, 116.

    Burlington House, 56.

    Burne-Jones, 56, 232, 235.

    Burschenschaft, 125-26.

    Butat, M., 27, 28.

    Byron, 50, 58, 126, 186;
      _quoted_, 50, 282;
      Arthur Benson and, 112;
      Professor Ihne on, 163;
      the singer of Greece, 255.


    Café de Paris, 92.

    Cairo, the Agency, 168-69.

    Califano, 95.

    Calverley, 145.

    Cambridge, 141;
      King’s College, 143-45;
      debating societies, 143;
      Society of the Apostles, 145-46;
      work done by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 151-53.

    _Cambridge A B C_, newspaper, 144.

    Cambridge University Press, pamphlet of poems by the Hon. Maurice
      Baring, 199.

    _Camées Parisiens_, Banville, 243.

    Cameron, Miss Violet, 28.

    Campbell, Herbert, 24, 83.

    ⸺ Mrs. Patrick, 56, 149;
      in _The Notorious Mrs. Ebbsmith_, 157-58;
      in _Magda_, 167;
      in _Pelléas_, 305.

    ⸺ minor, Ascot, 79.

    ⸺ Niall, 71.

    _Captain Swift_, at the Haymarket, 107.

    Card games, German, 124.

    Carducci, 140.

    Carlyle, Arthur Benson and, 112.

    _Carmen_, 187.

    Carnac, temple of, 169.

    Carr, editor of the _Parachute_, 111.

    Carr-Bosanquet, parody on Kipling, 144;
      humour of, 144-45;
      rooms of, 153.

    Carregi, 167.

    Carroll, Lewis, 180.

    Caruso, 52.

    Castellane, Count Boni de, 206.

    Castiglione, Madame de, 196.

    Catherine ii., 339, 355.

    _Cavalleria Rusticana_, 133.

    Cecil, Lord Sackville, 166-67.

    Cemented Bricks Society, 151.

    “Cercle de l’Union,” 184, 196, 206.

    _Cercle des Débats (Le)_, 113.

    Certosa, the, 159.

    _Cetonia_, schooner, 45.

    _Chaika_, by Tchekov, 323.

    Chaliapine, 263, 309-10, 376-77.

    Chantilly, 205.

    Charles, Prince and Princess, of Denmark, 225.

    Châtelet, the, Paris, 92.

    Chérie, French governess, 9-138 _passim_.

    Chernaya, village of, 325-26.

    _Cherry Orchard_, Tchekov, 266, 268.

    Chesterton, Cecil, _The New Witness_, 395.

    ⸺ Gilbert, 395.

    Chevrillon, André, 195.

    _Childe Harold_, 112.

    Children, notes on, 373-74.

    _Children of the Sun_, Gorky, 323.

    Chinese Catholic priests, 283.

    Chit-Chat Debating Society, 144.

    Cholera in San Stefano, 419-29.

    Chough’s Nest, Lynton, 197-98.

    Christians in Uskub, massacre prevented, 414-16.

    Christie, Mrs., education of the children, 11-158.

    Christmas in Germany, 155-56.

    Church, _Stories from Homer_, 46.

    Churchill, Winston, at Ascot, 71.

    Civil Service Commission, 177.

    Clairin, 217.

    Clapshaw, Mr., 89.

    Clarendon, Lady, 55.

    Clarke, at Eton, 103.

    ⸺ Rev. Dawson, 154.

    Clarkson, Mr., 153.

    Clemenceau, M., 195.

    _Cleopatra_, the M.S., 169.

    Clifford, Lady de, 62.

    Clothes, nationality and, 373.

    Clubs in Heidelberg, 125.

    Cluny Musée, 92.

    Coblenz, 133.

    _Cocart et Bicoquet_, 92.

    Coleridge, 240;
      “Ancient Mariner” _quoted_, 270.

    Coliseum, Rome, 246.

    Collins, an essay on, by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 142.

    Cologne, 133.

    Colonial Office, 177.

    Comédie française, 230, 265.

    Compiègne, 198.

    Congreve, 148.

    “Conscripts’ Farewell (The),” 61.

    Constantinople, rebellion 1909, 397-98;
      Russian pilgrims in, 400-1;
      the new Sultan, 401-4;
      Adrianople Gate, 402;
      November impressions, 418-20;
      cholera at San Stefano, 419-429.

    Contrexéville, 56, 65-67, 81, 153.

    Coombe Cottage, near Malden, 3-7, 10, 12, 14, 17.

    Copeman, Miss, at Eton, 87, 99-100, 112.

    Copenhagen, British Legation, 207-26;
      Tivoli music-hall, 209;
      the Bred Gade, 212.

    Coppée, François, _Le Passant_, 228.

    Coquelin in _L’Étourdi_, 107;
      in _L’Abbé Constantin_, 305;
      art of, 51, 199, 230, 243.

    Corfu, 256.

    Corinth, 254.

    Cornish, Gerald, 116.

    ⸺ Hubert, at Heidelberg, 118, 124-26, 128, 133;
      in Naples, 141;
      Cambridge, 143, 146;
      journalism, 144;
      criticism of the new poets, 150;
      Devonshire, 198.

    ⸺ Mr., at Eton, 88, 98, 117, 141-42, 180.

    ⸺ Mrs., 114.

    Cosham, 114.

    Cossacks, fire on crowd at Bauman’s funeral, 322;
      attitude during the Revolution, 353;
      on the Volga steamers, 375.

    _Country Girl_ in St. Petersburg, 324.

    Covent Garden Opera House, _Aïda_, 53.

    Coventry, Willie, 110, 112, 115-16.

    Cowes Regatta, 44, 85.

    Cowley, 155.

    Cowper, “Hark my Soul,” 50.

    ⸺ Lord, 176.

    Crackenthorpe, 147.

    Crawford, Marion, _Mr. Isaacs_, 50;
      a favourite author, 105-6.

    Crawshay, Mrs., 245.

    Creçy, forest of, 205.

    Cremer’s, Bond Street, 5;
      Regent Street, 7.

    _Crime and Punishment_, Dostoievsky, 293.

    Croizette, 230.

    Cromer, Lord, 82, 396;
      _Modern Egypt_, 168-69;
      on Lord Salisbury’s Foreign policy, 178.

    Croome Court, 112.

    Crosbie, Mr., 40, 135.

    Crowds, Russian, 383-85.

    Cruises in 1908, 395.

    Crum, at Eton, 116.

    Cuckoo Weir, 95.

    Cunliffe, at Eton, 108.

    Cuppy, Mr. Hazlitt Alva, 124, 127.

    Curçin, Dr. Milan, 410-11, 412, 417.

    Currie, Lady, 245-47, 261-62.

    ⸺ Lord, in Rome, 245-47, 261-62.

    Cust, Harry, 62, 149.

    Cuyp, 16.

    _Cyrano de Bergerac_, 200-3, 243.


    _Daily Mail_, 275.

    _Daily News_, 148.

    _Daily Telegraph_, 276.

    Daly’s Theatre, Sarah Bernhardt at, 167.

    Damala, M., 53.

    _Dame aux Camélias_, Sarah Bernhardt in, 136, 231, 241;
      Duse in, 235, 309.

    _Damozel Blanche_, by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 113.

    Dancing lessons, 25-26.

    Dante, _quoted_, 140, 404.

    Darmesteter, Madame, 195.

    Dart, the, 374.

    Dartmoor, 31, 57.

    Datchet, regatta, 142.

    Daudet, Alphonse, 105.

    Davantientung, life in, 283-86.

    _David Grieve_, Mrs. H. Ward, 148.

    Davidson, John, 147-48, 151.

    _Day of My Life at Eton (A)_, 144.

    Deacon, Mr., 6, 27, 39, 63.

    Debating Societies, Eton, 113;
      Cambridge, 143-44.

    Decemviri Debating Society, 143-44, 153.

    Delaunay, art of, 51, 67, 230.

    Delcassé, M., 184.

    Delos, 256.

    Delphi, rocks of, 254.

    Denmark, King of, 209-10;
      and King Edward VII., 224-25.

    _Der Wald_, Ethel Smyth, 215.

    Derby, the, 167.

    Desclée, 52.

    Devonshire, visits to, 5, 6;
      scenery compared with South Russia, 386.

    Devonshire House, fancy dress ball, 1897, 176.

    Dickens, Charles, reading of, 53;
      humour of, 298.

    _Die Alte Tante_, 119.

    _Die Ehre_, Sudermann, 136.

    Dillon, Dr., 324.

    Dimitri, servant, 282.

    Dimitriev-Mamonov, Alexander, 314.

    Dimmock, 9-135 _passim_.

    Diplomatic Service, examinations for the, 153-56.

    Dittel, Herr, 169.

    _Dodo_, Benson, 138, 149.

    _Doll’s House_, Ibsen, 136;
      in Copenhagen, 210-11;
      Duse in, 309.

    _Don Giovanni_, 186, 211.

    Donizetti, 52.

    Donnay, Maurice, _Amants_, 166.

    Donne, lines _quoted_, 226.

    Dostoievsky, novels of, 261, 293;
      Nazarenko’s opinion of, 343.

    Dowson, Ernest, 149;
      poem by, 150.

    Doyle, Conan, 381.

    Drachman, Holger, _Gurre_, 210, 211.

    Drake, Ingalton, 95.

    Dresden, 118, 133;
      picture gallery, 135.

    Drew, Mr., 97.

    Dreyfus campaign, 184-85, 195-97, 209.

    Drury Lane Pantomimes, _Mother Goose_, 8, 83, 245;
      Duse at, 167.

    Du Lau, M., 192, 206-7.

    Du Maurier, 55;
      _cited_, 321.

    Duckworth, at Ascot, 73.

    Dudley, Georgiana, Lady, 196.

    Duels in Heidelberg, 127-28.

    Dufferin, Lord, in Paris, 166.

    Duma, the Russian, opening of first, 332, 339-41;
      dissolution, 341-42;
      discussions about the, 353-54;
      the third, 390.

    Dumas fils, Alexandre, 141, 230;
      _Comme Elles sont Toutes_, 85-86;
      _Dame aux Camélias_, 136, 231, 309;
      _La Femme de Claude_, 235, 305-8;
      _La Visite de Noces_, 305, 308.

    Dunglass, at Eton, 89, 102, 105-6, 115-16.

    Durnford, Mr. Walter, 46, 63, 116.

    Duse, Eleonora, art of, 52-53, 136, 167, 309-10;
      in _La Dame aux Camélias_, 184;
      as _Magda_, 210, 234-35;
      in _Fédora_, 231, 309;
      at the Waldorf Theatre, 305;
      in _La Femme de Claude_, 306-8;
      in _The Second Mrs. Tanqueray_, 309;
      in _La Gioconda_, 309.

    Dutch Reformed Church, Constantinople, 422.

    Dyce, his Shakespeare, 185.


    E. at Timmes, 161-64.

    Eagle, shop in Edgware Road, 28.

    Earthquake at Assisi, 158-59.

    “East and West,” Hilary Belloc, 391-92.

    Easter in Russia, 155;
      Moscow festivities, 334-39.

    _Ebb Tide_, Stevenson, 148.

    Edgcumbe, Colonel, 15, 60-61.

    Edgcumbe, Lady Ernestine, 61.

    ⸺ Lord Mount, 60-63.

    Edinburgh, Duchess of, 348.

    Édouard, _Les Enfants d’Édouard_, 21.

    Edward VII., in Denmark, 224-25.

    _Edwin and Angelina_, Violet Fane, 245.

    Egerton, Francis, 98.

    Egypt, 168.

    Egyptian Red Crescent, 427-28.

    Eiffel Tower, 93.

    Ekaterinoslav Regiment, the, 335.

    Eldorado Paris Music Hall, 66.

    Elgin, Lord, 255.

    Eliot, George, 106, 112.

    Elliot, Charles, 191.

    Ellis, Colonel, 60.

    ⸺ Edwin, 149.

    ⸺ Gerald, 60.

    ⸺ Mr., carpenter, 42, 59.

    Elsinore, 224-25.

    _En Paix_, 197.

    _Encyclopædia Britannica_, articles by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 261.

    _English Lyrics_, Le Gallienne, 149.

    Enver Pasha, 397.

    _Epic of Hades_, Lewis Morris, 98.

    Esclangon, M., 154-55.

    Eton, Warre’s House, 13, 14;
      4th of June, 65, 106-7;
      Lower Chapel, 89;
      first summer half, 94-95;
      sock-shops, 95-96;
      duty of the prepostor, 96, 100;
      masters, 96-100;
      religious instruction, 100-1;
      music lessons, 101-3;
      ragging of masters, 103-4;
      breakfasts with the Head Master, 107;
      New Schools opened by Queen Victoria, 108;
      Mr. Gladstone’s speech on classical education, 108-9;
      system of punishments, 109-10;
      the School library, 110, 116;
      the boats, 112-13;
      Debating Societies, 113-14;
      Tercentenary, 1891, 114;
      the Prince Consort prize (1891) won by the Hon. Maurice Baring,
        114-16;
      House matches, 115;
      the playing fields, 117;
      Mr. Cornish Vice-Provost, 141-42;
      newspapers and books about, 144;
      compared with Cambridge, 170;
      Cloisters, 180.

    Eton and Harrow match, 64-65, 115.

    Eton Boating Song, 103.

    _Eton Chronicle_, 144.

    _Eton Review_, the, 111.

    Eton Volunteers, 108.

    _Étourdi (L’)_, Coquelin, 107.

    Evans’ House, Eton, 88.

    Executions, Turkish, 398-99.

    Exhibition, the Paris, 1900, 93.

    _Eye Witness (The)_, editors, 395.

    Eyoub, Mosque of, 402, 403.


    Faguet, M. Émile, 242;
      _Propos de Théâtre_, 243.

    Fair at Nijni-Novgorod, 371-73.

    _Falka_, 28.

    Fanshawe, Miss, 50.

    _Fantasio_, Ethel Smyth, 216.

    Fargeuil, 53.

    Farms in South Russia, 387.

    Fashoda crisis, 178.

    Faure, President, death of, 187.

    _Faust_, Goethe, 26, 136, 164;
      Gounod, 136.

    Favart, Madame, 230.

    Febvre, 230.

    Fechter, 51.

    _Fédora_, Sardou, 231, 305, 309.

    _Femme de Claude (La)_, Duse in, 305-9.

    Feodor, peasant, 348-49.

    Feuillet, Octave, 106.

    _Fidelio_, 324.

    Field, Michael, 151.

    Fielding, 111.

    _Figaro_, the, 143.

    Fires, Russian village, 382.

    First Siberian Corps, 298.

    Fish, Hamilton, 71.

    Fisher, Commander, 395.

    Fitzgerald, Arthur Benson and, 112.

    Fletcher, 171.

    Flete, 33-34.

    Florence, 140-41, 158;
      June nights, 4;
      the earthquake, 158-60;
      Giotto’s Tower, 167.

    Foire de Jambon, La, Paris, 92.

    Foix, Gaston de, statue at Milan, 302.

    Folkestone, Lady, 54.

    Fontaine, La, _Fables_, 20, 352.

    Fontainebleau, 205;
      forest of, 198.

    Fontanka, the, Countess Shuvaloff’s house, 263.

    _Food of the Gods_, Wells, 285.

    Ford, Major, 420-29.

    Foreign Office, African Department, 177-80;
      the Commercial Department, 260-61.

    Forster, Birket, 16.

    Fort des Poulains, house of Sarah Bernhardt, 216-17.

    Fortune-telling, 352.

    Forum, the, 259.

    _Four Men (The)_, Belloc, 391.

    Foyod, 92.

    France, Anatole, works, 141;
      criticism by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 156-57;
      parody on, 194-95, 213;
      his receptions, 184-85, 195-96;
      Count Pasolini and, 249.

    _Franconia_, the, 125.

    Franco-Prussian War, 51, 129.

    Frank, footman, 27.

    _Frank Fairleigh_, 68.

    Frankfort, 133.

    Frascati, 259.

    _Fräulein Schmidt und Mr. Anstruther_, 370.

    Frederick, Empress, 88, 129.

    ⸺ the Great, rooms at Potsdam, 129.

    Frew, Mr., 422-29.

    Fullerton, Lady Georgiana, _Too Strange not to be True_, 48.

    Fun-chu-Ling, village, 299.


    Gaedke, Colonel, 276-77, 281.

    Galata Bridge, executions, 398-400.

    Gale, Norman, 153;
      _Country Lyrics_, 148.

    Galgenberg, the, 119.

    Gallienne, Richard le, 147;
      _English Lyrics_, 149;
      “What of the Darkness,” 150;
      friendship of, 151.

    Galliffet, General, 184, 196-97, 206-7.

    ⸺ Madame de, 193.

    Gamberaia, villa, 167.

    Garrick, 227.

    ⸺ Chambers, London, 154, 156.

    ⸺ Club, 154.

    ⸺ Theatre, 157, 310.

    Geissler, Dr., 422.

    Gémier, actor, 197.

    _Genesis_, Andrew Lang, 148.

    “Georgian poets,” 412;
      Books of Georgian Poetry, 147.

    Géradmer, 67.

    Géricault, tomb, 94.

    German Crown Prince, in Jubilee procession, 85.

    ⸺ Emperor, 44;
      visit to Eton, 108;
      at Queen Victoria’s funeral, 216.

    Germany, antipathy towards England, 129;
      remarks on, 172-73.

    _Ghosts_, Ibsen, 323.

    Gievko, 386-88.

    Gilbert and Sullivan operas, 24, 25.

    “Gilles,” 67.

    _Gioconda_, D’Annunzio, 305;
      Duse in, 309.

    Giorgione, 185.

    Giroux, 35.

    Gladstone, Hon. W. E., Lady Dorothy Nevill on, 15;
      reputation at Ascot, 77-78;
      lecture at Eton, 108-9.

    Glenesk, Lord, 268.

    Gluck, 185, 210;
      _Orpheo_, 211.

    Glyn, Admiral, 47.

    Godziadan, 312.

    Goethe, poetry of, 51, 126;
      _Faust_, 136, 164, 311.

    Gogol, novels, 261, 364;
      humour of, 298;
      on Russia, 430, 431.

    Golden Horn, view, 397.

    Goldoni, _La Locandiera_, 305.

    Goomes, Captain, 44.

    Gorky, _The Children of the Sun_, 323-24.

    Goschen, Sir E., 208, 209;
      work of the Legation, 214-15, 225.

    Gosse, Mr. Edmund, 142, 147-48;
      verses published 1894, 148;
      friendship, 151;
      literary discussions, 155-57, 185;
      in Copenhagen, 209;
      _Hypolympia_, 209.

    Got, art of, 51, 230.

    Gotha, school at, 130-31.

    Gounod, _Faust_, 136.

    Grace, 19, 37.

    Graham, 106.

    Grain, Corney, 17.

    Grand d’Hauteville, at Eton, 114.

    Granier, Jeanne, in _Amants_, 166.

    Granville, Lady, 26.

    ⸺ Lord, 62.

    Grassina, village, 159.

    Gray’s _Elegy_, 18.

    Great Western Railway, Swindon works, 76.

    Greece, Sarah Bernhardt on, 217;
      visits to, 254.

    ⸺ King of, 225.

    Greek Church, Paris, 187.

    ⸺ School, San Stefano, cholera hospital, 421-29.

    ⸺ traders in Kharbin, 275.

    Green, Mr. Nathaniel, 22.

    ⸺ C. A., 149.

    Greffuhle, Madame, 199.

    Grévin, Musée, 92.

    Grey, Lady de, 60.

    Grey, Lady Georgiana, 58, 59.

    Grisi, 52.

    Grosvenor House parties, 54.

    Guatemala, 180.

    Guidarelli, Guidarello, statue at Ravenna, 302.

    Guildhall concerts, 27.

    Guitry in _Amants_, 166.

    Gunchuling, 312.

    Gunter, A. C., _That Frenchman_, 106.

    Gurko, Colonel, 283.

    _Gurre_, Holger Drachman, 210-11.

    Gymnase, Paris, 93, 265.

    Gymnasium, Hildesheim, 120-21.


    H. B., 195.

    Haggard, Rider, 105, 107, 155.

    Haichen Station, 281-82.

    Hale, Mr. Badger, 97.

    Halévy, 199;
      _L’Abbé Constantin_, 106.

    _Half-hours in the Far South_, 75.

    Halifax, Lord, 88.

    Hallé, Sir Charles, 62.

    Hamilton, Leslie, 116.

    ⸺ war correspondent, 269.

    _Hamlet_, review in _North Street Gazette_, 392-93;
      Sarah Bernhardt’s, 231, 233, 239-41.

    Hammonet, M., 114.

    Hampton Court residences, 58.

    Hands, Charles, 275-76.

    Hanover, 118.

    Harben, at Eton, 98.

    Harbin, 275, 293.

    Harbord family, 59.

    Hardinge, Arthur, 191.

    Hardy, Thomas, 126;
      works, 146;
      _Tess of the D’Urbervilles_, 148.

    Hare, Sir John, art of, 51, 157;
      in _The Colonel_, 53;
      in _A Pair of Spectacles_, 310.

    Harland, Henry, 155.

    ⸺ The _Yellow Book_, 157.

    Harriet, housemaid, 27.

    Harris (Uncle Willie), 34.

    Harz Mountains, 128, 175.

    Hasse, Hildesheim, 121, 129.

    Hatchard’s, 20.

    Hatfield, garden-parties, 178.

    Hauptmann, _Lonely Lives_, 266.

    Hawthorne, Julian, _Mrs. Gainsborough’s Diamonds_, 106.

    Haymaking near Moscow, 349-51.

    Haymarket Theatre, 53;
      _Captain Swift_, 107.

    _Hearts of Men (The)_, 260.

    _Hedda Gabler_, Ibsen, 210-11.

    Heidelberg, 4, 133, 135, 163-64;
      view of the Castle, 124;
      the University, 124-26.

    Heine, Heinrich, 119, 156, 172, 228.

    Hele, M., 86.

    Heligoland, cession, 173.

    Hems, Mr. Harry, 40.

    Hengler’s Circus, 17.

    Henley, 148.

    ⸺ Antony, at Oxford, 170-72.

    Hennings, Fru, in the _Doll’s House_, 210-11.

    Henry, Mlle Ida, 12-13.

    Herbert, Auberon, at Oxford, 170, 176;
      experiences, 284-85.

    ⸺ Aubrey, 402.

    ⸺ First Secretary, Copenhagen, 215.

    ⸺ Michael, 212;
      in Paris, 181, 183;
      personality, 190-92.

    Heredia, poems, 255.

    _Hermann and Dorothea_, 126.

    _Hernani_, 35, 229.

    Hervieu, Paul, 199.

    Herz, at Eton, 103.

    Hetherington, Grace, nursery maid, 2, 8.

    Heygate, Mr., 87, 96.

    Heywood-Lonsdale, 88.

    Hildesheim, life at, 118-31, 135, 153-161, 172.

    _Hildesheim_, pamphlet by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 195.

    Hillier, Arthur Cecil, 149.

    Hilly, nurse, 2, 3, 5, 8, 9, 37, 39, 41.

    Hliebnikov, officer, 289, 290-91, 300.

    Hobbes, John Oliver, 147, 149.

    Hofteater Theatre, Karlsruhe, 216.

    Holberg, _comedies_, 210.

    Holywell, Oxford, 170.

    Hook, poem by, 50.

    Hope, schoolfellow, 70.

    Horace, _Odes_, 100, 259.

    Houghton, Lord, 110.

    _Hound of Heaven_, Thompson, 150.

    House Debating Society, Eton, 113.

    Houses in South Russia, 386-87.

    Houssaye, Henry, 199.

    Hua, M., 97, 114;
      Eton, 87;
      _Le Cercle des Débats_, 113.

    Hugo, Victor, 230, 233, 242-43;
      _Angelo_, 21, 305;
      his tomb, 92;
      _Ruy Bias_, 114;
      “La Chanson d’Eviradnus,” 237-39.

    Humanists’ Library, 261.

    Hunter, Mrs. Charles, 139.

    Huret, Jules, or Sarah Bernhardt, 217-218.

    Hurstmonceux, 83.


    Ibsen, _The Doll’s House_, 136-37, 210, 309;
      _Hedda Gabler_, 210;
      _Ghosts_, 323.

    Ida, Mlle, 15, 21-22, 26, 66.

    _Idiot (The)_, Dostoievsky, 293.

    Ihne, Professor, at Hildesheim, 124-26, 133, 135, 163-64, 173.

    _Illustrated London News_, 148.

    Impey, Mr., 107.

    _Indomitable_, the, 395.

    Innerste River, the, 129.

    International Law, examination in, 207.

    Invalides, the, 92.

    _Iphegenie auf Tauris_, 126.

    _Iphigénie_, Racine, 228.

    Irkutsk, the journey to, 269-72, 314.

    Irving, Sir Henry, art of, 24, 51-52;
      as Becket, 310.

    Italian language learned at Florence, 140.

    ⸺ Opera, appreciation of, 52.

    Italy, childish impressions, 38-39.

    Ito, Marquis, 273.

    _Ivan the Little Fool_, Russian story, 272-73.

    _Ivan the Terrible_, 310.

    Ivan Veliki, Cathedral of, 335.

    _Ivanov_, Tchekov, 265.

    Ivy Bridge, 31, 41.


    Jagow, Herr, 248.

    James, Henry, 147-49;
      _The Tragic Muse_, 228.

    _Jane Eyre_, 105.

    Janiculum, the, 259.

    Janotha, Mlle, 24.

    Japan, Russian policy, 261-62;
      the attack on Port Arthur, 263.

    Jardin d’Acclimatation, 92.

    Jaucourt, Françoise de, 206.

    ⸺ Madame de, 205-6.

    ⸺ Monsieur de, 21, 82-83, 194, 205-6.

    ⸺ Pierre de, 82, 84.

    Jen-tsen-Tung, 312-14.

    Jerome, J. K., 381;
      _Paul Clever_, 324.

    Jessen, M. de, 275, 277.

    Jews, discussions concerning, 354-55;
      Count Witte and the, 367-68;
      _pogroms_, 389-90.

    Joachim, 55.

    John, Father, of Kronstadt, 325.

    _John Inglesant_, 50.

    Johnson, Dr. 127, 213;
      _Lives of the Poets_, 185-86;
      opinions of, 252-53.

    ⸺ Lionel, 149-50.

    Johnstone, Sir Alan, 209, 215.

    _Joie fait peur (La)_, 189.

    _Journal_, the, Ludovic Naudeau, correspondent, 276.

    Jowett, _quoted_, 364.

    Joynes, Jimmy, 89.

    Jubilee year festivities, 85.

    Jump, Mr., 22.

    Jusserand, M., 208.

    Justinian, Palace of, 398.


    Kadets, the, 332;
      opening of the Duma, 340-41;
      Count Witte and the, 367-68.

    Kalnikoff, General M., 414-15.

    Kama River, the, 374.

    Karlovna, Marie, 347-48.

    Karlsruhe, 216.

    Kasten’s Hotel, Hanover, 118.

    Kazan, 374-75.

    _Keate’s’ Lane Papers_, 111.

    Keats, 4, 5, 110, 140, 235, 246.

    Keeley, Mrs., 51.

    Kendal, Mr. and Mrs., 28.

    ⸺ Mrs., art of, 51, 310-11;
      in _The Ironmaster_, 53;
      in _The Likeness of the Night_, 310.

    Kenmare river, 85.

    Kerensky, 341.

    Kershaw at Balliol, 176.

    Kharbin, 274-75, 311, 314.

    Kharkov, 386.

    Kholodovsky, General, 275.

    _Khovantincha_, 310.

    Kiev, 388.

    Kilkov, Prince, 315.

    Killarney, 85.

    _King Lear_, 163.

    _King Solomon’s Mines_, 107.

    Kingsley, Charles, _Westward Ho!_, 106.

    Kipling, 152;
      popularity of, 126, 200;
      parody on, 144;
      publications 1891-92, 148;
      _The Gate of the Hundred Sorrows_, 309.

    Kirsanov, 222, 314.

    Kislitsky, Lieutenant, 283, 287-91, 295-96, 299, 302, 313.

    Knagenhjelm, M. de, 209.

    _Kneipe_, entertainment, 125-26, 129, 133, 161.

    Kologrivo, village, 345.

    Kongelige Theatre, Copenhagen, 210-211.

    Kotz, Marie Karlovna von, 263-64, 325, 328.

    Kousnetsk, 315.

    Kovolievsky, Professor, 340, 342.

    Kraus, Mlle, 92.

    Kremlin, Moscow, 334-36;
      Nijni-Novgorod, 371;
      Kazan, 374.

    Kronstadt, disorders at, 359-60.

    Krumbacher, Professor, 254, 256.

    Kuan-chen-tse, 293.

    Kuhn, Mr. Otto, 124.

    Kumanovo, battle of, 407, 412-16.

    Kuprulu, 414.

    Kuroki, his turning move, 291.

    Kuropatkin, General, 274, 280, 287, 312.

    Kursk, 352, 385.

    Kutchuk, Tchekmedche, 419.


    Labiche, _La Grammaire_, 43.

    Labour meeting at Terrioki, 345-47.

    _Lady Windermere’s Fan_, Wilde, 148.

    Lamb, Charles, 145.

    Lambton, Claud, 48.

    Lamsdorff, Count, 273.

    Lane, Mr. John, 151.

    Lang, Andrew, writings, 148;
      and the Dreyfusards, 197.

    Langtry, Mrs., 25.

    Lansdowne, Lady, 62.

    ⸺ Lord, 62.

    _Last Abbot of Glastonbury (The)_, 71.

    Latude, escape, 93.

    _Lays of Ancient Rome_, 158, 167.

    _Leavenworth Case (The)_, 74.

    Lee, Vernon, 141, 147, 256, 259, 370;
      _Belcaro_, 20;
      a saying of, 142;
      and the earthquake, 160;
      home of, 167;
      on Wagner, 186-87.

    Lee-Hamilton, Eugene, 167.

    Legouvé, 305.

    Leigh, R. Austen, 91, 144.

    Leighton, Sir Frederick, 55.

    Leighton’s in Windsor, 95.

    Leipzig, 133; an incident at, 154.

    Lemaître, Jules, 199;
      on Duse’s _Magda_, 210;
      on Sarah Bernhardt, 227, 231, 233-34;
      _Les Rois_, 233;
      on Duse in _La Dame aux Camélias_, 235;
      on Rostand, 242.

    Lemerre, publisher, 194-95.

    _Léna_, 232.

    Lenin, 341.

    Leno, Dan, 245.

    Lenôtre, 168.

    Leo XIII., Pope, 253.

    Leopardi, 140.

    Lermontov, 365;
      “The Demon,” 295.

    Lewes, _Life of Goethe_, 126.

    Liao-he, the, 374.

    Liaoyang, 282, 286;
      the Hôtel International, 280.

    ⸺ battle of, 287-92.

    Liberty, 7.

    Lido, the, 141.

    Lieskov, 294.

    _Life’s Handicap_, Kipling, 148.

    _Likeness of the Night (The)_, 310.

    Limfa, 256.

    Linevitch, General, 311.

    _Livre de Mon Ami_, France, 156-57.

    “Lira,” musical instrument, 387-88.

    Lisle, Lecomte de, 203.

    Lister, Reginald, reminiscences, 182-83, 194;
      personality, 188-90.

    Liszt, the _Erlkönig_, 211.

    Little Russians, 371-72, 386 _et seq._

    Littré, 117.

    _Locandiera (La)_, Goldoni, 308.

    _Lohengrin_, 153.

    _Lokal Anzeiger_, 276.

    London Library, 11.

    Lonely Tree Hill, 298-99, 302.

    _Longman’s Magazine_, 148.

    _Lord of the Isles_, 91.

    Lords, the Eton Eleven at, 115-16.

    Lorelei, rocks of the, 133.

    _Lorenzaccio_, 231, 233;
      Sarah Bernhardt in, 233-34.

    Loti, Pierre, 137;
      parody on, 194-95;
      attack on the Serbiana, 411.

    Louvre, 92;
      _Mona Lisa_, 67;
      _Galérie d’Apollon_, 67.

    Low Mass in Notre Dame, 199.

    Lowther, Lady, 404.

    Lucas Stanley, music shop of, 12.

    Ludwig, Herr, 13.

    Luxmoore, Mr., at Eton, 116-17.

    Luxor, 169.

    Lyall, Edna, 105.

    Lyceum Theatre, _La Tosca_, 107-8.

    _Lycidas_, 161.

    Lynton, 197-98.

    Lyttelton, Edward, at Eton, 104.

    Lytton, Bulwer, _Harold_, 75;
      _Last Days of Pompeii_, 106.


    M’Cullagh, 292.

    _Macmillan’s Magazine_, essay sent to, 142.

    Macready, 51.

    Madeleine, the, 187.

    _Mademoiselle de Belle-Isle_, 229.

    Maeterlinck, 232.

    _Magasin du Louvre_, 67.

    _Magda_, Mrs. Patrick Campbell in, 167;
      Sarah Bernhardt and Duse compared in, 233-35, 242, 309.

    Magpie Debating Society, 143.

    Maisy, coachman, 26.

    _Maître Guérin_, 93.

    Malcolm, at Eton, 90.

    Malinovsky, 283, 287.

    Mallet, Sir Edward, in Berlin, 136;
      his “Villa White,” 166-67.

    Malten, 134.

    Mamonov, 316, 329-30.

    Manchuria, 311, 363.

    ⸺ Station, 274.

    Manège, the, Moscow, Easter festivities, 335-36.

    Mannheim, 133.

    Mantle, maid, 18.

    _Many Inventions_, Kipling, 148.

    Marcello, 185.

    Marie Feodorovna, Empress, 348.

    Marindin, 105.

    Mario, 52.

    Maritch, Alexander, 412-413.

    Marlborough House parties, 24-25, 80-81.

    Marmora, Sea of, 419.

    “Marseillaise,” the, in Moscow, 320.

    Maskelyne and Cook, 17.

    Mason, Mrs., 25.

    Materna, 134.

    Maubant, 230.

    Maupassant, Guy de, 141, 155, 343;
      _Boule de Suif_, 317.

    Maxse, Admiral, 195.

    _Mayfly_, the, 111.

    Medd, Cubby, 170.

    _Meistersinger_, 133-34, 186.

    Membland, life at, 6, 8, 14, 31-42, 58-62, 75, 135, 137;
      lines on Christmas at, by Godfrey Webb, 42-43;
      “my path,” 55-56;
      visitors to, 62;
      the organ, 86;
      visit of Willie Coventry, 112;
      Christmas 1890, 113;
      good-bye to, 177.

    Memnon, temple, 169.

    _Men I Have Met_, Jessen, 276.

    Mendès, Catulle, _La Vierge d’Avilon_, 217.

    Mensur, the, Heidelberg, 127-28.

    Meredith, 126, 148.

    Merimée, 141.

    Merrymount Press, Boston, 261.

    Metternich, 202, 204.

    Mewstone, the, 40.

    _Michel Strogoff_, 92.

    Miskchenko, General, 292.

    _Middlemarch_, 267.

    _Mikado_, at Frankfort, 133;
      in Moscow, 265.

    Mildmay, boys at Eton, 88.

    Mildmay, Mr. H. B., 1.

    ⸺ Mrs. Bingham (Aunt Georgie), 33-34, 59-60.

    Milioukov, deputy, 340.

    Millard, 276.

    Milton, 162, 163;
      _Lycidas_, 112;
      _Paradise Lost_, 118, 127.

    ⸺ at Eton, 87, 89.

    Mint, a visit to the, 76.

    Mirski, Prince, 386-87.

    Mitre, a dinner at the, 176.

    _Modern Egypt_, Lord Cromer, 168-69.

    Moe-tung, village, 290.

    Molière, 210, 230;
      _L’Avare_, 114.

    _Mona Lisa_, the, 67.

    _Monde ou l’on s’ennuie (Le)_, 92.

    Mongolia, borders of, 313;
      singing in, 351.

    Monro, Harold, stories of, 332-33.

    Monson, Sir Edmund, in Paris, 181-84;
      personality, 190.

    Montagu House, 176.

    Monte Carlo, 166-67.

    _Monte Cristo_, 96, 105.

    Montesquieu, Robert de, 199;
      on _L’Aiglon_, 203-4.

    Montgomery, Mr. Alfred, 15.

    Montmartre, 197.

    _Moonstone (The)_, 74.

    Moore, George, 147, 149, 155.

    Moreau, 232.

    Moritzberg, the, 119.

    Morley, John, _Compromise_, 381.

    _Morning Post_, the Hon. Maurice Baring correspondent in Manchuria,
        268-304;
      Whigham correspondence, 275;
      Mr. Baring’s dramatic criticisms, 305;
      Mr. Baring correspondent in Moscow, 332;
      in St. Petersburg, 356, 381;
      and in Turkey, 395.

    Morris, Lewis, _Epic of Hades_, 98.

    Morsh, Mr., Eton, 102.

    Moscow, the Kremlin, 224, 334;
      Testoff’s restaurant, 224;
      life in, 263-64;
      the Art Theatre, 265-66, 323-24;
      train journey from Pensa, 318-19;
      the Hôtel Dresden, 319-20, 329;
      the Emperor’s manifesto read, 319-20;
      the Métropole Restaurant, 320, 323;
      Bauman’s funeral, 321-22;
      the University, 322;
      the Riding School, 322;
      the Black Gang, 322-23;
      events of December 1905, 324, 328-29;
      Nikolayev Railway Station, 329, 331;
      Riask Station, 331;
      rooms of the Hon. M. Baring, 332;
      Easter festivities, 334-39;
      markets, 338-39;
      the journey to, 363-64.

    Moscow, River, 336, 350.

    Mothecombe Bay, 59.

    “Mothecombe” House, 59-60.

    Mottl, conductor, 134, 153, 168, 216.

    Mounts Bay, 85.

    Mozart, 52, 186, 210.

    Mozley, Mr., Eton, 103.

    Mukden, 292, 304, 362, 410;
      Chinese of, 275-76;
      life in, 277-80.

    _Mukden Nichevo_, the, 279.

    Munkebjerg, 209.

    Musset, Alfred de, 184;
      tomb of, 94;
      _On ne badine pas avec l’Amour_, 67;
      _Fantasio_, 216;
      _Lorenzaccio_, 233.


    Nagasaki, 273.

    Nan-chin-tsa village, 298.

    Naples, 141, 254.

    Napoleon II., 202-3.

    _National Observer_, Henley’s verse, 148.

    _National Review_, articles by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 261.

    Naudeau, Ludovic, 276.

    Nazarenko, deputy, 342-43.

    Nebogatov, Admiral, 349.

    Neckar, the, 374;
      view of the hills, 124.

    Neckarsteinar, 120.

    Nemi, lake of, 259.

    Nencioni, Professor, praise of the Hon. Maurice Baring, 160.

    Neruda, Madame, 24, 28, 42, 43, 54, 55, 62.

    Nevill, Lady Dorothy, 15.

    New Forest, 79.

    _New Statesman_ 1921, 147.

    _New Witness (The)_, editors, 395.

    _New York World_, 276.

    Newton Ferrers, 39.

    Newton village, 6.

    Newton Wood, 43.

    Nicholls, Harry, 24, 83.

    Nick, Herr, 119, 131.

    Nietzsche, 187.

    Nijni-Novgorod, 369;
      the fair at, 371-73.

    Nile, the, 374;
      a journey up, 169.

    Nilsson, 52.

    Nish, 408-10;
      military hospital at, 416-17.

    Norman Tower, Windsor, 110, 114, 117, 124.

    Normandy Hôtel, 91.

    _North Street Gazette (The)_, 390-95.

    _Northcourt Nonsense_, by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 142.

    Noss Mayo, 6;
      building of the church, 34, 39-40.

    _Notorious Mrs. Ebbsmith_, 157-58, 310.

    Notre Dame des Victoires, 92, 199.

    _Nozze di Figaro_, 211.

    Nuremberg, 133.


    Ober-Förster, Frau, 131.

    Odéon Theatre, the, 228.

    _Odette_, Sardou, 305;
      Duse in, 309.

    _Odyssey_, Virgil, 100.

    Ohnet, Georges, _La Grande Marnière_, 92;
      style, 151.

    Ole, Dane, at the Legation, 209, 214.

    Olympia, 254.

    Olympus, Mount, 404.

    “One Oak,” house of Miss Ethel Smyth, 140.

    “Onkel Adolph,” 119, 129, 131, 135, 216.

    Opéra Bouffe, 324.

    ⸺ Comique, 93.

    Oppidans, the, 65.

    Organ-building at Charles Street and Membland, 86.

    _Osborne_, the, 224, 225.

    _Othello_, 163;
      Dr. Timme on, 127.

    Otrante, Charlie d’, 216.

    Otway, Mrs., Ascot, 69.

    Ourousoff, Princess, 248.

    _Ours_, at the Haymarket, 53.

    Ousley, 114.

    _Owl (The)_, 147.

    Oxford, Smalls at, 141;
      rooms at King Edward Street, 170-72.


    Paderewski, 211.

    Paget, Miss Violet. _See_ Lee, Vernon.

    Paillard, Madame, 66.

    ⸺ Thérèse, 66.

    Paine, Harry, 64.

    _Pair of Spectacles (A)_, 310.

    Palatine, the, 259.

    _Pall Mall Gazette_, 149.

    Pamflete, the Bulteels’ house, 34, 58-59.

    Panshanger, 167.

    Panthéon, Paris, 92.

    Papal Guard, the, 253.

    _Parachute_, 111, 144.

    _Paradis des Enfants_, 67.

    _Paradise Lost_, 138.

    Paris, childish impressions, 33, 36;
      visits, 66-67, 91-94, 166, 236;
      the Embassy, 180-207;
      exhibition of 1900, 199, 204;
      Jardin d’Acclimatation, 204-5.

    Paris, Archbishop of, 92.

    Parker, Alexander, 65.

    Paros, 256.

    Parratt, Sir Walter, 103.

    Parry, Hubert, 114.

    _Parsifal_, 134, 153-54.

    Parthenon, the, 254-55.

    Pasca in _La joie fait peur_, 53.

    Pasolini, Count, 248-49.

    ⸺ Countess, 248-49, 256.

    _Passant (Le)_, Coppée, 228.

    Pater, 137.

    Patmore, Coventry, “Ode,” 193.

    Patti, 26-27, 52.

    Pechom, Robert, epitaph, 199.

    Pekin, 275, 277.

    _Pelléas et Mélisande_, 305.

    Pensa, 317, 318.

    Pera, the Little Club, 397-98, 420.

    Père Lachaise, tombs, 94.

    _Père Prodigue (Le)_, 140.

    Perlepe, battle of, 416.

    Perrin, M., 229.

    Persimmon, 167.

    Perugia, 158.

    Peter, Danish servant, 225.

    Peterhof, 342.

    Petrukin, deputy, 344-45.

    Pheidias, 255.

    _Phèdre_, Sarah Bernhardt in, 227, 229, 231, 233, 243, 305.

    Philemonov, Colonel, 283, 287-304 _passim_.

    Philip, Mr., of the U.S.A. Embassy, 420-29.

    Phillimore, at Ascot, 75-76.

    Piatti, Signor, 24, 55.

    _Pickwick_, reading of, 74.

    Pierson, acting of, 93.

    _Pieterbourski Listok_, the, 362.

    Pincio, the, 246, 257.

    Pinero, _The Hobby Horse_, 53;
      _Second Mrs. Tanqueray_, 148, 309.

    Piræus, 256.

    Pitt Club, Cambridge, 153.

    Pius IX., Pope, 38.

    Planchette writing, 143.

    Plarr, Victor, 149.

    _Plattner Story_, Wells, 170.

    Plehve, M., 368.

    Ploetz, M., 109.

    _Plutus_, 142.

    Plymouth, 40, 41, 45.

    Plympton, 41.

    Poe, Edgar Allan, 112.

    _Pogroms_, 389-90.

    Ponsonby, Betty, 35, 54, 65, 88, 110, 112.

    ⸺ Arthur, 65;
      at Eton, 88;
      in Berlin, 135-37.

    ⸺ Sir Henry, 35, 65, 88, 124, 138;
      announces result of the Prince Consort prize, 114-15;
      quotes _Paradise Lost_, 138.

    ⸺ Frederick, 101.

    ⸺ John, 65, 88.

    ⸺ Fritz, 65.

    ⸺ Maggie, 88.

    ⸺ Lady, 35, 52, 65, 88, 112, 114.

    Pope, _quoted_, 201.

    Popoff, Nicholas, 277.

    Porte Saint Martin Theatre, 92.

    Porter, Mr., 97-98.

    _Porteuse de Pain (La); Zampa_, 93.

    Portia, Shakespeare’s, 163.

    Potapoff, Colonel, 275-76.

    Potemkin, 339.

    Potsdam, 129.

    Pourtalès, Madame de, 193-94.

    Poutilov, General, 298-99.

    _Princesse Lointaine_, 243.

    _Prison (The)_, Brewster, 250, 252.

    _Procès de Jeanne d’Arc (Le)_, 233.

    _Prophète (Le)_, 92.

    Prudhomme, Sully, article on, by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 226.

    _Punch_, the “Hornets,” 171.

    Pushkin, 248;
      prose stories, 257.

    _Pygmalion and Galatea_, 54.

    Pyke-Nott, 83.

    Pyramids, the, 169.


    Quiller-Couch, 149.

    Quincey, De, “Our Lady of Sorrows,” 309.


    R.Y.S. Club, 45.

    Rachel, 52;
      genius of, 227-28.

    Racine, 203, 228, 230;
      _Bérénice_, 192-93;
      resuscitated by Sarah Bernhardt, 243.

    Radcliffe’s (House), Eton, 88.

    Radford, Ernest, 149.

    Ralli, boy, at Tatham’s, 143.

    Ram Head, 40.

    Ramsay, at Cambridge, 146.

    ⸺ editor of the _Mayfly_, 111.

    Rashleigh, at Eton, 89-90.

    Rawlins, Mr., 104.

    Rawlinson, 29.

    Reade, Charles, _Foul Play_, 106.

    Reading Biscuit Factory, 76.

    _Real Gymnasium_, the, Hildesheim, 119-20, 128-29.

    Recouly, of the _Temps_, 276.

    Reed, German, 17.

    Reform Club, 147.

    Regattas, 44-45.

    Régnier, M. Henri de, on parodies by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 194-195.

    Reichemberg, acting of, 92, 230.

    Réjane, in _Zaza_, 197;
      as Nora, 210.

    “Rekrutskaya,” 408.

    Renaissance theatre, 92, 233, 242.

    Renan, parody on, 194-95.

    Rennes verdict, the, 196-97.

    Residenz Theater, 136.

    Reske, Jean de, 52, 92.

    _Retvizan_, torpedoed, 263.

    Revelstoke Church, 36, 40.

    ⸺ Lady, 15, 16, 22, 27, 37, 39;
      and Madame Neruda, 28;
      yachting, 45;
      chess-playing, 47-48;
      Schiller’s “Die Glocke,” 50-51;
      and the opera, 52-53;
      at Stafford House, 54-55;
      a pantomime, 63-64;
      Contrexéville, 66;
      the Ascot school, 68-69;
      the first half-term report, 73-75;
      school incidents, 76, 80-81;
      Ascot races, 79-80;
      the Eastbourne school, 84;
      the organ at Charles Street, 86;
      her son’s confirmation, 101;
      the financial crisis, 113;
      visits to Eton, 114;
      and the Prince Consort Prize, 115;
      death, 135.

    ⸺ Lord, 14, 27, 47, 130, 157;
      appreciation of acting, 24, 51-53, 63-64;
      yachting, 44;
      versatility of, 50-51;
      gifts of, 55-56;
      bigness of his character, 56-57:
      Contrexéville, 65-66;
      at Cowes, 85;
      the financial crisis, 113;
      death, 177.

    _Rêves de Marguerite (Les)_, 86.

    _Revue Bleue_, 234.

    Rhodes, 256.

    Rhymers’ Club, 147-48;
      _Book of the Rhymers’ Club_, 147, 149, 150;
      _Second Book of the Rhymers’ Club_, 147, 150.

    Rhys, Ernest, 149.

    Riazan Station, 318.

    Riazhk, 318.

    Ribinsk, 368, 369.

    Ries, Mr., 12, 24.

    Ristori, Madame, 227, 245-46.

    Ritchie children, the, 180.

    Ritz Hotel, Sarah Bernhardt at the, 237-39.

    _Robe Rouge (La)_, 197.

    _Robert Macaire_, 93.

    Roberts, Arthur, 8.

    Robertson, Sir Forbes, 239.

    Roche, M., on the Hon. Maurice essay, 177.

    Rod, Edouard, 184, 195.

    ⸺ Sir Rennell, 245.

    Roe, Mr., 34.

    Roebuck shooting in South Russia, 388-89.

    _Rois (Les)_, Lemaître, 233.

    Rolleston, T. W., 149.

    _Roman de la Rose (Le)_, 143, 152.

    _Romanesques (Les)_, 233.

    Rome, life at the Embassy, 245, 259-60;
      Appian Way, 246;
      Campagna, 246, 258-59;
      Palazzo Sciarra, 248;
      Palazzo Antici Mattei, 249-50;
      expeditions, 256;
      the Pincio, 257;
      Villa d’Este, 258-59;
      Tivoli, 259.

    Romney Weir, 117.

    Ronconi, 52.

    Rose, Mlle, of the _petits chevaux_, 66.

    Rossetti, 112, 139, 170.

    ⸺ Christina, 148.

    Rossini, 52.

    Rostand, M., _L’Aiglon_, 199-204;
      _Les Romanesques_, 232-33;
      _Samaritaine_, 233;
      the creation of Sarah Bernhardt, 242.

    ⸺ Madame, 204.

    Rothschild château, 205.

    Rotten Row, 25.

    Roublot, M., 98.

    Rowland, sock-shop, 95.

    Rubini, 52.

    Rudel, Geoffrey, 244.

    _Rundreise_, 133.

    Runnymede, 114.

    Ruskin, 381;
      _The King of the Golden River_, 20;
      Arthur Benson and, 112.

    Russell, Bertram, 145.

    ⸺ Claud, 166, 168-70.

    ⸺ Miss Katie, 62.

    ⸺ Miss Maud, 62.

    Russia, dark nights in Central, 4;
      the October manifesto, 212;
      the journey to, 218-19, 261;
      life among the _intelligentsia_, 264-65;
      the State-paid theatres, 265;
      constitutional government promised, 319;
      beginning of the Revolution, 332 _et seq._;
      the Empress at Peterhof, 342;
      the people and the priests, 354-55;
      effect of M. Stolypin’s policy, 357-58;
      the second Duma, 367;
      the beggars of, 377;
      South Russia, 386-90;
      the third Duma, 390;
      books on Russian matters, 395;
      pilgrims from, in Constantinople, 400-1;
      the fascination of, 430 _et seq._

    _Russkoe Slovo_, the, 349.

    _Ruy Blas_, Hugo, 228, 243.


    St. James’s Hall concerts, 23-24, 139.

    St. James’s Theatre, _A Scrap of Paper_, 28;
      Mr. Hare at the, 53;
      Mrs. Kendal’s acting, 310-11.

    St. John Lateran, church of, 199.

    St. Michael’s Mount, 85.

    St. Peter’s, 246, 259-60;
      Holy Week ceremonies, 253.

    St. Petersburg, 269, 311, 324;
      the Winter Palace, 263;
      Art Theatre, 266;
      opening of the Duma, 339-41;
      journey from Moscow, 352-55;
      a journey down the Volga, 368.

    St. Sophia, Constantinople, 398.

    Saint Victor, M. Castillon de, 204.

    St. Vincent’s School, Eastbourne, 82.

    Sainte Beuve, 117.

    Sainte Chapelle, 92.

    Sainte Geneviève, 92.

    Salisbury, Lord, foreign policy, 166, 173, 178-79.

    Salle, M. Georges La, 269.

    Samara, 314, 315, 375, 378.

    _Samaritaine (La)_, 243.

    Samary, acting of, 92.

    Samsonoff, General, 280.

    San Marino, Duchess of, 38.

    San Stefano, the cholera at, 419-29.

    Sand, George, 235.

    Sanderson, Lord, 179-80.

    Santley, Sir Charles, 24, 27.

    Sappho, “Ode to Aphrodite,” 256.

    Saratov, features, 375, 378.

    Sarcey, on Sarah Bernhardt, 228-29;
      on Racine, 243.

    Sardou, 141, 199;
      _Pattes de Mouche_, 28;
      _Belle Maman_, 93;
      plays of, 231, 233;
      _Fédora_, 305, 309;
      _Odette_, 305, 309.

    _Saturday Review_, 158, 195;
      articles by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 261.

    Sazonoff, M., 247-48.

    _Scenes from Country Life_, 267.

    _Schauspielhaus_, the, 136.

    Scheidemantel, 134.

    Schneider, Madame, at San Stefano, 421-22, 424-29.

    Schiller, 126-27;
      “Die Glocke,” 50-51;
      _Wallenstein’s Tod_, 120;
      _Brant von Messina_, 128;
      compared with Shakespeare, 163;
      and Goethe, 164;
      _quoted_, 382.

    Schliemann, Dr., 112.

    Schön, M., 208.

    _School_, at the Haymarket, 53.

    Schools, Russian evening, 326-29.

    Schubert, “Der Leiermann,” 388.

    Schultzen, Fräulein, 131.

    Schumann, Clara, 335.

    Schwartz, Lieut. von, 276.

    Schwerin, boy, 128.

    Scoones, Mr., establishment of, 154-56, 167-69.

    Scott, Herbert, 88, 89.

    ⸺ Sir Charles, 263.

    ⸺ Sir Walter, 49, 53, 112.

    Scribe and Legouvé, _Adrienne Lecouvreur_, 308-9.

    Scyra, 256.

    _Seagull_, Tchekov, 265-66.

    _Second Mrs. Tanqueray_, Pinero, 148, 309.

    Sedan, 196.

    Servia, occupation of Uskub, 414-16;
      patriotism, 416-17;
      Bulgarian and Servian language compared, 411-12.

    _Seven Summers_, Carr-Bosanquet, 144.

    Sforza, Catherine, 248.

    Sha-ho river, battle of the, 297-303.

    Shakespeare, German cult of, 126-27;
      and Schiller, 163;
      in Copenhagen, 210;
      Brewster on the production of, 251-52;
      _Julius Cæsar_ in Moscow, 266;
      Nazarenko’s opinion of, 343;
      Sonnets of, 365.

    Shaw, Mr. Bernard, on Mrs. Campbell’s acting, 157-58;
      _Dramatic Opinions and Essays_, 234;
      on Mrs. Kendal’s acting, 311.

    _She_, 107.

    _She Stoops to Conquer_, 83.

    Shelley, 110, 140, 186;
      Arthur Benson and, 112;
      reputation, 126;
      _Adonaïs_, 161, 163;
      grave in Rome, 246.

    Shelton, Mr., 83.

    Sheppy, housekeeper, 9, 27-28, 81.

    Shorthouse, 105.

    Shuvaloff, Countess, 263.

    Sichkhov, General, 283.

    Siddons, Mrs., 227.

    Simpson of the _Daily Telegraph_, 276.

    Singing, Russian, 273-74, 351, 432-33.

    Sin-min-tin, 292.

    Sixtine Chapel, Mass in the, 253.

    Skat, card game, 124, 131.

    Slap’s band, 176.

    _Sleuthhound_, cutter, 45.

    Slough, 84.

    Smielo, 388-89.

    Smith, George, 113.

    ⸺ Sidney, 30.

    Smyth, Dr., on Tosti’s art, 61.

    ⸺ General, 139.

    ⸺ Miss Ethel, her Mass at the Albert Hall, 138-39;
      songs, 139-40;
      in Copenhagen, 215;
      _Fantasio_, 216.

    Sofia, 417;
      the railway station, 409-10.

    Somotka, 382.

    “Song of the Scug (The),” 111.

    _Sophy, or the Adventures of a Savage_, Violet Fane, 245.

    So-shan-tse hill, 287-90.

    Sosnofka, visits to, 218-24, 260, 382, 438.

    Sothern, Sam, 51.

    _Souris (La)_, 86.

    South African War, 236-37.

    _Speaker_, the, 147, 149;
      the Hon. Maurice Baring’s article on _L’Aiglon_, 200-3.

    Spencer, Herbert, works, 343.

    ⸺ Lady Sarah, 68-69.

    ⸺ Robert, 15, 135.

    Spring-Rice, Cecil, 191, 263, 324.

    Stackelberg, General, 288, 292.

    Stafford House parties, 54-55, 74.

    Stamboul, 397-400, 411.

    _Standard_, the, 304.

    Stanislavsky, M., 265, 323.

    Stanley, Arthur, 171.

    ⸺ Miss Maude, 62.

    Steamers of the Volga, 375-76.

    Stephen, J. K., poem by, 111;
      at Eton, 112.

    Stevenson, R. L., 53, 105-7, 137, 185;
      _Ebb Tide_, 148;
      saying of, _quoted_, 437-38.

    Stewart, at Eton, 89.

    Stolypin, M., 332;
      and Russia’s future, 341-42;
      policy of, 356-57;
      Count Witte on, 368.

    “Stop-shorts,” 313.

    Story-tellers, Russian, 272-73.

    Strong, Arthur, and the Dreyfus case, 185-86;
      on _L’Aiglon_, 204.

    Studd, at Eton, 103-4.

    _Students’ Humour (The)_, 111.

    Stump Debating Society, 143.

    Sturmer, Miss Van, 22.

    Sucher, Rose, 134.

    Sudermann, _Die Ehre_, 136;
      _Magda_, 233.

    Sully, Mounet, 92, 230.

    Sunflower season in Russia, 381-82.

    Sunium, 255.

    Surley, 95.

    Sveaborg, 362.

    Swinburne, 126, 137, 139, 170, 232;
      Eton “Ode,” 102, 114;
      _Atalanta in Calydon_, 112;
      _Astrophel_, 148;
      opinions on, 155;
      Jowett and, 364.

    Switzerland, appreciation, 130.

    _Sylvie and Bruno_, 180.

    Symons, Arthur, 147-49, 155.


    Tauchnitz, Baron, 154, 370.

    Taurid palace, meeting of the Duma in, 339-40.

    Taglioni, Madame, 26.

    Taine, 186;
      _Voyage aux Pyrénées_, 114;
      article on, by M. Barry, 226.

    Takmakov, officer, 297.

    Talaat Bey, 398.

    Tambov, 380-81.

    Tamburini, 52.

    _Tannhäuser_, 120, 134, 153, 162.

    Tarver, Lily, 142.

    ⸺ Mr. Frank, 99.

    Tashichiao, battlefield of, 280-81.

    _Tasso_, 126.

    Tatham, Mr., 142-43.

    Tchataldja, 419.

    Tchekov, tomb of, 264;
      plays of, 265-68.

    ⸺ _Uncle Vania_, 269;
      _Chaika_, 323.

    Tchelabinsk, 352-53.

    Tea-drinking in Russia, 350.

    _Temple Bar_, poem by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 113.

    Temple, Bishop, 40.

    _Temps_, the, 276.

    Tennyson, 110, 126, 148, 150;
      “May Queen,” 56.

    Terrioki, Labour meeting at, 345-47.

    Terry, Ellen, art of, 24, 52, 56;
      as Beatrice, 310.

    _Tess of the D’Urbervilles_, Hardy, 148.

    Thackeray, _Vanity Fair_, 112.

    _Thalers_, reckoning by, 129.

    “The Game,” 161-63.

    _The Greatest of These_, 310.

    Théâtre Antoine, 197.

    Théâtre français, 36, 53, 92, 93, 140, 192;
      Sarah Bernhardt’s connection with, 228-31.

    Théâtre Sarah Bernhardt, 187.

    Thekla, Schiller’s, 163.

    _Théodora_, Sardou, 231.

    Thompson, Francis, _The Hound of Heaven_, 150.

    Thompson, Mr., 39.

    _Thoughts on Art and Life_, Leonardo da Vinci, 260-61.

    Tillet, M. J. de, 234.

    _Times (The)_, 115, 127, 163, 247, 418;
      the Hon. Maurice Baring and, 395.

    Timme, Dr., house of, 118-19, 124, 128-32, 135, 154, 160-61, 172-73;
      on the English poets, 126-72;
      death, 176.

    Todhunter, John, 149.

    Todten-Insel, 256.

    Tolstoy, 137, 219, 235, 248;
      _War and Peace_, 168;
      _Powers of Darkness_, 210;
      Nazarenko’s opinion of, 343.

    ⸺ Alexis, _Tropar_, 257-58.

    Toole, art of, 51.

    Toombs, Mr., carpenter, 7-8.

    _Tosca (La)_, Sarah Bernhardt in, 107-8, 231-32.

    Tosti, art of, 61.

    Toula, 315.

    Tourgenev, 219, 248, 259.

    Tovey, Donald, at Balliol, 171-72, 180.

    Transbaikalian railway, 311.

    Trans-Siberian railway, experiences, 277, 314.

    Traverso, Madame, 140, 156-59.

    _Treasure Island_, 50, 74.

    Trebelli, 52.

    Tree as Svengali, 310.

    Trepov, General, 341, 355.

    Tresco, 85.

    Trevelyan, Robert, 145.

    Trevi, 259.

    Trianon, 206.

    Triolets, 142-43.

    _Tristan und Isolda_, 134.

    Trollope, 48.

    _Tropar_, Alexis Tolstoy, 257-58.

    True Cross, a relic of the, 38.

    Tsaritsina, near Moscow, 347, 378, 380-81.

    Tudgay, Mrs., 38-39, 42, 62.

    Turgeniev, 431.

    Turkish character, 425-27.

    ⸺ Red Crescent, 422, 427-28;
      British unit, 427-28.

    Turkey, Revolution of May 1909, 395, 397-98.

    Turin, 169.

    Tusini, Mlle, 66.

    Tver, 368.

    Twain, Mark, in German, 223.


    _Unbearable Bassington (The)_, 333.

    _Uncle Vania_, Tchekov, 266-69.

    Ushitai, town of, 312.

    Uskub, 407, 410, 411;
      Serbian occupation, 412-17;
      Hôtel de la Liberté, 413.


    Vandal, Albert, 199.

    Vandyk in _Lohengrin_, 153.

    Vardar river, the, 413.

    Vassili, coachman, 326.

    Vaudeville, the Paris, 265.

    Vaughan, Kate, 24.

    Vaux, château of, 206.

    Venice, 141;
      nights in, 4.

    Verdi, 52;
      _Otello_, 120.

    Verlaine, Paul, 139;
      poetry of, 184;
      Brewster on, 250-51.

    Verne, Jules, 49;
      _Michael Strogoff_, 220.

    Verrall, Dr., on Boileau, 152;
      stories by, 152-53.

    Versailles, 92, 153, 198.

    Vesuvius Mount, 167.

    Viatka, 358.

    Victoria, Queen, 8;
      Jubilee, 85, 176;
      opens New Schools at Eton, 108;
      bestows the Prince Consort prize on the Hon. Maurice Baring, 114-15;
      a story of Prince Albert and, 131;
      funeral procession, 215-16.

    _Vieux Paris (Le)_, reconstruction of, 93.

    Vigny, Alfred de, 203;
      _Cinq Mars_, 114.

    Villa Felseck, 124-25.

    Vinci, Leonardo da, _Thoughts on Art and Life_, 260-61.

    “Vindt,” game of, 374, 387.

    Virginia water, 76.

    _Visite de Noces (La)_, Duse in, 308.

    Vogt, Heinrich (Tristan), 134.

    Vogüé, Melchior de, 195.

    Volga, a journey down the, 368;
      aspect beyond Nijni, 374;
      towns of the Upper, 378-79.

    Vologda, a journey to, 358-66.

    Voltaire, _Zaïre_, 229.

    Voronezh, 401.

    Vranja, 412.


    Wagner, 52, 133-35;
      _Tannhäuser_, 120;
      Arthur Strong on, 186;
      Vernon Lee on, 186-87;
      in Copenhagen, 210.

    Wagram, battle of, 202.

    Waldorf Theatre, Duse at the, 305.

    Wales, Prince of (Edward VII.), marriage, 25;
      in Paris, 193.

    ⸺ Princess, 24-25;
      parties at Marlborough House, 54-55, 80.

    Walkley, Mr., 149;
      on Sarah Bernhardt, 232-33.

    Wallace, Lew, _Ben Hur_, 106.

    Wallington, 38.

    _War and Peace_, Tolstoy, 168.

    Ward, Arnold, 170;
      at Eton, 111;
      Arthur Benson and, 112.

    ⸺ Mrs. Humphry, 111;
      _Robert Elsmere_, 106;
      _David Grieve_, 148.

    Warre, Dr., at Eton, 14, 46, 81, 99.

    Warsaw, 218-19.

    _Wasp_, steam launch, 45.

    Waterlooville, home of Chérie, 114.

    _Waterwitch_, the yacht, 44-45, 85.

    Watson, Mr., butler, 27.

    ⸺ William, poems, 147-48, 157.

    Watteau, at the Louvre, 67.

    Watts, exhibitions, 56.

    Webb, Godfrey, 62;
      lines on Christmas at Membland, 42-43.

    Wells, Mr. H. G., _History of the World_, 47;
      _Plattner Story_, 170;
      _Food of the Gods_, 285.

    Westmacott, Lady, 427.

    Westminster Abbey, underground passage to, 390.

    _Westminster Gazette_, 333.

    Westwater, Dr., 280, 282.

    _When we Dead Awaken_, 211.

    _When William Came_, 333.

    Whibley, Charles, 148.

    Whigham, correspondent, 275.

    Whyte-Melville, 48, 106.

    Wigans, the, 51.

    Wilde, Oscar, 324;
      _Lady Windermere’s Fan_, 148.

    Wildenbruch, Count, 208.

    Williams, stationer, Eton, 95, 117.

    Wilton, Marie (Mrs. Bancroft), 53.

    Winchester match, the, 112.

    Windsor, Norman Tower, 65, 87-88;
      shops, 95;
      St. George’s Chapel, 103.

    Wippern, Eric, 161, 175, 311.

    ⸺ Hans, 132-33, 161.

    Witchcraft, in Moscow, 349-50.

    Witte, Count, 332;
      interview with, 367.

    Wood, Charlie, 88.

    ⸺ Francis, 88.

    Wordsworth, 186.

    Worms, 93.

    Worthington, schoolfellow, 70, 79.

    Wrest, 167-68.

    Wyndham, Mr. Percy, 62.

    ⸺ Mrs. Percy, 62.


    Yantai, battle of, 295-96.

    Yapsley, Mr., 40.

    Yaroslav, journey to, 363-64, 370.

    Yashville, Prince, 389.

    Yealm River, 6, 39, 44.

    Yealmpton, 34.

    Yeats, W. B., 149-50.

    _Yellow Book (The)_, 147;
      article on Anatole France by the Hon. Maurice Baring, 157.

    Yonge, Miss, 49.

    York, Duke of, at Heidelberg, 135.

    Young Turk Party, 397-98.


    Zacchoni, actor, 311.

    Zacharoff, General, 311-12.

    _Zaïre_, Voltaire, 229.

    _Zaza_, 197.

    Zerbini, 24.

    Zhilkin, M., 346.

    Zola, 163, 343.

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