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THE IVORY TRAIL

        By Talbot Mundy


  Author of
  King--of the Khyber Rifles
  The Winds of the World
  Hira Singh
  etc.




Chapter One


THE NJO HAPA* SONG

  Green, ah greener than emeralds are, tree-tops beckon the
        dhows to land,
  White, oh whiter than diamonds are, blue waves burst on the
        amber sand,
  And nothing is fairer than Zanzibar from the Isles o' the West
        to the Marquesand.

        I was old when the world was wild with youth
        (All love was lawless then!)
        Since 'Venture's birth from ends of earth
        I ha' called the sons of men,
        And their women have wept the ages out
        In travail sore to know
        What lure of opiate art can leach
        Along bare seas from reef to beach
        Until from port and river reach
        The fever'd captains go.

  Red, oh redder than red lips are, my flowers nod in the blazing
        noon,
  Blue, oh bluer than maidens' eyes, are the breasts o' my waves
        in the young monsoon,
  And there are cloves to smell, and musk, and lemon trees, and
        cinnamon.

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*The words "Njo hapa" in the Kiswahili tongue are the equivalent of
"come hither!"
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Estimates of ease and affluence vary with the point of view. While his
older brother lived, Monty had continued in his element, a cavalry
officer, his combined income and pay ample for all that the Bombay side
of India might require of an English gentleman.  They say that a finer
polo player, a steadier shot on foot at a tiger, or a bolder squadron
leader never lived.

But to Monty's infinite disgust his brother died childless.  It is
divulging no secret that the income that passed with the title varied
between five and seven thousand pounds a year, according as coal was
high, and tenants prosperous or not--a mere miserable pittance, of
course, for the Earl of Montdidier and Kirkudbrightshire; so that all
his ventures, and therefore ours, had one avowed end--shekels enough to
lift the mortgages from his estates.

Five generations of soldiers had blazed the Montdidier fame on
battle-grounds, to a nation's (and why not the whole earth's) benefit,
without replenishing the family funds, and Monty (himself a confirmed
and convinced bachelor) was minded when his own time should come to
pass the title along to the next in line together with sufficient funds
to support its dignity.

To us--even to Yerkes, familiar with United States merchant kings--he
seemed with his thirty thousand dollars a year already a gilded
Croesus.  He had ample to travel on, and finance prospecting trips.  We
never lacked for working capital, but the quest (and, including Yerkes,
we were as keen as he) led us into strange places.

So behold him--a privy councilor of England if you please--lounging in
the lazaretto of Zanzibar, clothed only in slippers, underwear and a
long blue dressing-gown.  We three others were dressed the same, and
because it smacked of official restraint we objected noisily; but
Monty did not seem to mind much. He was rather bored, but unresentful.

A French steamer had put us ashore in quarantine, with the grim word
cholera against us, and although our tale of suffering and Monty's
rank, insured us a friendly reception, the port health authorities
elected to be strict and we were given a nice long lazy time in which
to cool our heels and order new clothes.  (Guns, kit, tents, and all
but what we stood in had gone to the bottom with the German cholera
ship from whose life-boat the French had rescued us.)

"Keeping us all this time in this place, is sheer tyranny!" grumbled
Yerkes. "If any one wants my opinion, they're afraid we'd talk if they
let us out--more afraid of offending Germans than they are of cholera!
Besides--any fool could know by now we're not sick!"

"There might be something in that," admitted Monty.

"I'd send for the U. S. Consul and sing the song out loud, but for
you!" Yerkes added.

Monty nodded sympathetically.

"Dashed good of you, Will, and all that sort of thing."

"You English are so everlastingly afraid of seeming to start trouble,
you'll swallow anything rather than talk!"

"As a government, perhaps yes," admitted Monty.  "As a people, I fancy
not.  As a people we vary."

"You vary in that respect as much as sardines in a can!  I traveled
once all the way from London to Glasgow alone in one compartment with
an Englishman.  Talk?  My, we were garrulous!  I offered him a
newspaper, cigarettes, matches, remarks on the weather suited to his
brand of intelligence--(that's your sole national topic of talk between
strangers!)--and all he ever said to me was 'Haw-ah!'  I'll bet he was
afraid of seeming to start trouble!"

"He didn't start any, did he?" asked Monty.

"Pretty nearly he did!  I all but bashed him over the bean with the
newspaper the third time he said 'haw-ah!'"

Monty laughed.  Fred Oakes was busy across the room with his most
amazing gift of tongues, splicing together half-a-dozen of them in
order to talk with the old lazaretto attendant, so he heard nothing;
otherwise there would have been argument.

"Then it would have been you, not he who started trouble,"' said I, and
Yerkes threw both hands up in a gesture of despair.

"Even you're afraid of starting something!"  He stared at both of us
with an almost startled expression, as if he could not believe his own
verdict, yet could not get away from it.  "Else you'd give the
Bundesrath story to the papers!  That German skipper's conduct ought to
be bruited round the world!  You said you'd do it.  You promised us!
You told the man to his face you would!"

"Now," said Monty, "you've touched on another national habit."

"Which one?" Yerkes demanded.

"Dislike of telling tales out of school.  The man's dead.  His ship's
at the bottom.  The tale's ended.  What's the use?  Besides--?"

"Ah!  You've another reason!  Spill it!"

"As a privy councilor, y'know, and all that sort of thing--?"

"Same story!  Afraid of starting something!"

"The Germans--'specially their navy men--drink to what they call Der
Tag y'know--the day when they shall dare try to tackle England.  We all
know that.  They're planning war, twenty years from now perhaps, that
shall give them all our colonies as well as India and Egypt.  They're
so keen on it they can't keep from bragging.  Great Britain, on the
other hand, hasn't the slightest intention of fighting if war can be
avoided; so why do anything meanwhile to increase the tension?  Why
send broadcast a story that would only arouse international hatred?
That's their method.  Ours--I mean our government's--is to give hatred
a chance to die down.  If our papers got hold of the Bundesrath story
they'd make a deuce of a noise, of course."

"If your government's so sure Germany is planning war," objected
Yerkes, "why on earth not force war, and feed them full of it before
they're ready?"

"Counsel of perfection," laughed Monty.  "Government's responsible to
the Common--Commons to the people--people want peace and plenty.  No.
Your guess was good.  We are in here while the government at home
squares the newspaper men."

"You don't mean to tell me your British government controls the press?"

"Hardly.  Seeing 'em--putting it up to 'em straight--asking 'em
politely.  They're public-spirited, y'know.  Hitting 'em with a club
would be another thing.  It's an easy-going nation, but kings have been
sorry they tried force.  Did you never hear of a king who used force
against American colonies?"

"Good God!  So they keep you--an earl--a privy councilor--a retired
colonel of regulars in good standing--under lock and key in this
pest-house while they bribe the press not to tell the truth about some
Germans and start trouble?"

"Not exactly" said Monty.

"But here you are!"

"I preferred to remain with my party."

"You moan they'd have let you out and kept us in?"

"They'd have phrased it differently, but that's about what it would
have amounted to.  I have privileges."

"Well, I'm jiggered!"

"I rather suspect it's not so bad as that," said Monty.  "You're with
friends in quarantine, Will!"

For a quarantine station in the tropics it was after all not such a bad
place.  We could hear the crooning of lazy rollers on the beach, and
what little sea-breeze moved at all came in to us through iron-barred
windows.  The walls were of coral, three feet thick.  So was the roof.
The wet red-tiled floor made at least an impression of coolness, and
the fresh green foliage of an enormous mango tree, while it obstructed
most of the view, suggested anything but durance vile.  From not very
far away the aromatic smell of a clove warehouse located us, not
disagreeably, at the farther end of one of Sindbad's journeys, and the
birds in the mango branches cried and were colorful with hues and notes
of merry extravagance.  Zanzibar is no parson's paradise--nor the
center of much high society.  It reeks of unsavory history as well as
of spices.  But it has its charms, and the Arabs love it.

It had Fred Oakes so interested that he had forgotten his
concertina--his one possession saved from shipwreck, for which he had
offered to fight the whole of Zanzibar one-handed rather than have it
burned.

("Damnation! it has silver reeds--it's an English top-hole one--a
wonder!")

So the doctors who are kind men in the main disinfected it twice, once
on the French liner that picked us out of the Bundesrath's boat, and
again in Zanzibar; and with the stench of lord-knew-what zealous
chemical upon it he had let it lie unused while he picked up Kiswahili
and talked by the hour to a toothless, wrinkled very black man with a
touch of Arab in his breeding, and a deal of it in his brimstone
vocabulary.

Presently Fred came over and joined us, dancing across the wide red
floor with the skirts of his gown outspread like a ballet
dancer's--ridiculous and perfectly aware of it.

"Monty, you're rich!  We're all made men!  We're all rich!  Let's spend
money!  Let's send for catalogues and order things!"

Monty declined to take fire.  It was I, latest to join the partnership
and much the least affluent, who bit.

"If you love the Lord, explain!" said I.

"This old one-eyed lazaretto attendant is an ex-slave, ex-accomplice of
Tippoo Tib!"

"And Tippoo Tib?" I asked.

"Ignorant fo'castle outcast!"  (All that because I had made one voyage
as foremast hand, and deserted rather than submit to more of it.)
"Tippoo Tib is the Arab--is, mind you, my son, not was--the Arab who
was made governor of half the Congo by H. M. Stanley and the rest of
'em.  Tippoo Tib is the expert who used to bring the slave caravans to
Zanzibar--bring 'em, send 'em, send for 'em--he owned 'em anyway.
Tippoo Tib was the biggest ivory hunter and trader lived since old King
Solomon!  Tippoo Tib is here--in Zanzibar--to all intents and purposes
a prisoner on parole--old as the hills--getting ready to die--and proud
as the very ace of hell.  So says One-eye!"

"So we're all rich?" suggested Monty.

"Of course we are!  Listen!  The British government took Tippoo's
slaves away and busted his business.  Made him come and live in this
place, go to church on Sundays, and be good.  Then they asked him what
he'd done with his ivory.  Asked him politely after putting him through
that mill!  One-eye here says Tippoo had a million tusks--a
million!--safely buried!  Government offered him ten per cent. of their
cash value if he'd tell 'em where, and the old sport spat in their
faces!  Swears he'll die with the secret!  One-eye vows Tippoo is the
only one who knows.  There were others, but Tippoo shot or poisoned
'em."

"So we're rich," smiled Yerkes.

"Of course we are!  Consider this, America, and tell me if Standard Oil
can beat it!  One million tusks!  I'm told--"

"By whom?"

"One-eye says--"

"You'll say 'Oh!' at me to a different tune, before I've done!  One-eye
says it never paid to carry a tusk weighing less than sixty pounds.
Some tusks weigh two hundred--some even more--took four men to carry
some of 'em!  Call it an average weight of one hundred pounds and be on
the safe side."

"Yes, let's play safe," agreed Monty seriously.

"One hundred million pounds of ivory!" said Fred, with a smack of his
lips and the air of a man who could see the whole of it.  "The present
market price of new ivory is over ten shillings a pound on the spot.
That'll all be very old stuff, worth at least double.  But let's say
ten shillings a pound and be on the safe side."

"Yes, let's!" laughed Yerkes.

"One thousand million--a billion shillings!" Fred announced.  "Fifty
million pounds!"

"Two hundred and fifty million dollars!" Yerkes calculated, beginning
to take serious notice.

"But how are we to find it?" I objected.

"That's the point.  Government 'ud hog the lot, but has hunted high and
low and can't find it.  So the offer stands ten per cent. to any one
who does--ten per cent. of fifty million--lowest reckoning, mind
you!--five million pounds!  Half for Monty--two and a half million.  A
million for Yerkes, a million for me, and a half a million for you all
according to contract!  How d'you like it?"

"Well enough," I answered. "If its only the hundredth part true, I'm
enthusiastic!"

"So now suit yourselves!" said Fred, collapsing with a sweep of his
skirts into the nearest chair.  "I've told you what One-eye says.
These dusky gents sometimes exaggerate of course--"

"Now and then," admitted Monty.

"But where there's smoke you mean there's prob'ly some one smoking
hams?" suggested Yerkes.

"I mean, let's find that ivory!" said Fred.

"We might do worse than make an inquiry or two," Monty assented
cautiously.

"Didums, you damned fool, you're growing old!  You're wasting time!
You're trying to damp enthusiasm!  You're--you're--"

"Interested, Fred.  I'm interested.  Let's--"

"Let's find that ivory and to hell with caution!  Why, man alive, it's
the chance of a million lifetimes!"

"Well, then," said Monty, "admitting the story's true for the sake of
argument, how do you propose to get on the track of the secret?"

"Get on it?  I am on it!  Didn't One-eye say Tippoo Tib is alive and in
Zanzibar?  The old rascal!  Many a slave he's done to death!  Many a
man he's tortured!  I propose we catch Tippoo Tib, hide him, and pull
out his toe-nails one by one until be blows the gaff!"

(To hear Fred talk when there is nothing to do but talk a stranger
might arrive at many false conclusions.)

"If there's any truth in the story at all," said Monty, "government
will have done everything within the bounds of decency to coax the
facts from Tippoo Tib.  I suspect we'd have to take our chance and
simply hunt.  But let's hear Juma's story."

So the old attendant left off sprinkling water from a yellow jar, and
came and stood before us.  Fred's proposal of tweaking toe-nails would
not have been practical in his case, for he had none left.  His black
legs, visible because he had tucked his one long garment up about his
waist, were a mass of scars.  He was lean, angular, yet peculiarly
straight considering his years.  As he stood before us he let his
shirt-like garment drop, and the change from scarecrow to deferential
servant was instantaneous.  He was so wrinkled, and the wrinkles were
so deep, that one scarcely noticed his sightless eye, almost hidden
among a nest of creases; and in spite of the wrinkles, his polished,
shaven head made him look ridiculously youthful because one expected
gray hair and there was none.

"Ask him how he lost his toe-nails, Fred," said I.

But the old man knew enough English to answer for himself.  He made a
wry grimace and showed his hands.  The finger-nails were gone too.

"Tell us your story, Juma," said Monty.

"Tell 'em about the pembe--the ivory--the much ivory--the meengi
pembe," echoed Fred.

"Let's hear about those nails of his first," said I.

"One thing'll prob'ly lead to another," Yerkes agreed. "Start him on
the toe-nail story."

But it did not lead very far.  Fred, who had picked up Kiswahili enough
to piece out the old man's broken English, drew him out and clarified
the tale.  But it only went to prove that others besides ourselves had
heard of Tippoo Tib's hoard.  Some white man--we could not make head or
tail of the name, but it sounded rather like Somebody belonging to a
man named Carpets--had trapped him a few years before and put him to
torture in the belief that he knew the secret.

"But me not knowing nothing!" he assured us solemnly, shaking his head
again and again.

But he was not in the least squeamish about telling us that Tippoo Tib
had surely buried huge quantities of ivory, and had caused to be slain
afterward every one who shared the secret.

"How long ago?" asked Monty.  But natives of that part of the earth are
poor hands at reckoning time.

"Long time," he assured us.  He might have meant six years, or sixty.
It would have been all the same to him.

"No.  Me not liking Tippoo Tib.  One time his slave.  That bad.  Byumby
set free.  That good.  Now working here.  This very good."

"Where do you think the ivory is?" (This from Yerkes.)

But the old man shook his head.

"As I understand it," said Monty, "slaves came mostly from the Congo
side of Lake Victoria Nyanza.  Slave and elephant country were
approximately the same as regards general direction, and there were two
routes from the Congo--the southern by way of Ujiji on Tanganyika to
Bagamoyo on what is now the German coast, and the other to the north of
Victoria Nyanza ending at Mombasa. Ask him, Fred, which way the ivory
used to come."

"Both ways," announced Juma without waiting for Fred to interpret.  He
had an uncanny trick of following conversation, his intelligence
seeming to work by fits and starts.

"That gives us about half Africa for hunting-ground, and a job for
life!" laughed Yerkes.

"Might have a worse!" Fred answered, resentful of cold water thrown on
his discovery.

"Were you Tippoo Tib's slave when he buried the ivory?" demanded Monty,
and the old man nodded.

"Where were you at the time?"

Juma made a gesture intended to suggest immeasurable distances toward
the West, and the name of the place he mentioned was one we had never
heard of.

"Can you take us to Tippoo Tib when we leave this place?" I asked, and
he nodded again.

"How much ivory do you suppose there was?" asked Yerkes.

"Teli, teli!" he answered, shaking his head.

"Too much!" Fred translated.

"Pretty fair to middling vague," said Yerkes,
"but"--judicially--"almost worth investigating!"

"Investigating?" Fred sprang from his chair.  "It's better than all
King Solomon's mines, El Dorado, Golconda, and Sindbad the Sailor's
treasure lands--rolled in one!  It's an obviously good thing!  All we
need is a bit of luck and the ivory's ours!"

"I'll sell you my share now for a thousand dollars--come--come across!"
grinned Yerkes.

There was a rough-house after that.  He and Fred nearly pulled the old
attendant in two, each claiming the right to torture him first and
learn the secret.  They ended up without a whole rag between them, and
had to send Juma to head-quarters for new blue dressing-gowns.  The
doctor came himself--a fat good-natured party with an eye-glass and a
cocktail appetite, acting locum-tenens for the real official who was
home on leave.  He brought the ingredients for cocktails with him.

"Yes," he said, shaking the mixer with a sort of deft solicitude.
"There's more than something in the tale.  I've had a try myself to get
details.  Tippoo Tib believes in up-to-date physic, and when the old
rascal's sick he sends for me.  I offered to mix him an elixir of life
that would make him out-live Methuselah if he'd give me as much as a
hint of the general direction of his cache."

"He ought to have fallen for that," said Yerkes, but the doctor shook
his head.

"He's an Arab.  They're Shiah Muhammedans.  Their Paradise is a
pleasant place from all accounts.  He advised me to drink my own
elixir, and have lots and lots of years in which to find the ivory,
without being beholden to him for help.  Wily old scaramouch!  But I
had a better card up my sleeve.  He has taken to discarding ancient
prejudices--doesn't drink or anything like that, but treats his harem
almost humanly.  Lets 'em have anything that costs him nothing.  Even
sends for a medico when they're sick!  Getting lax in his old age!
Sent for me a while ago to attend his favorite wife--sixty years old if
she's a day, and as proud of him as if he were the king of Jerusalem.
Well--I looked her over, judged she was likely to keep her bed, and did
some thinking."

"You know their religious law?  A woman can't go to Paradise without
special intercession, mainly vicarious.  I found a mullah--that's a
Muhammedan priest--who'd do anything for half of nothing.  They most of
them will.  I gave him fifty dibs, and promised him more if the trick
worked.  Then I told the old woman she was going to die, but that if
she'd tell me the secret of Tippoo Tib's ivory I had a mullah handy who
would pass her into Paradise ahead of her old man.  What did she do?
She called Tippoo Tib, and he turned me out of the house.  So I'm fifty
out of pocket, and what's worse, the old girl didn't die--got right up
out of bed and stayed up!  My rep's all smashed to pieces among the
Arabs!"

"D'you suppose the old woman knew the secret?" I asked.

"Not she!  If she'd known it she'd have split!  The one ambition she
has left is to be with Tippoo Tib in Paradise.  But he can intercede
for her and get her in--provided he feels that way; so she rounded on
me in the hope of winning his special favor!  But the old ruffian knows
better!  He'll no more pray for her than tell me where the ivory is!
The Koran tells him there are much better houris in Paradise, so why
trouble to take along a toothless favorite from this world?"

"Has the government any official information?" asked Monty.

"Quite a bit, I'm told.  Official records of vain searches.  Between
you and me and these four walls, about the only reason why they didn't
hang the old slave-driving murderer was that they've always hoped he'd
divulge the secret some day.  But he hates the men who broke him far
too bitterly to enrich them on any terms!  If any man wins the secret
from him it'll be a foreigner.  They tell me a German had a hard try
once.  One of Karl Peters' men."

"That'll be Carpets!" said Monty.  "Somebody belonging to Carpets--Karl
Peters."

"The man's serving a life sentence in the jail for torturing our friend
Juma here."

"Then Juma knows the secret?"

"So they say.  But Juma, too, hopes to go to Paradise and wait on
Tippoo Tib."

"He told us just now that he dislikes Tippoo Tib," I objected.

"So he does, but that makes no difference.  Tippoo Tib is a big
chief--sultani kubwa--take any one he fancies to Heaven with him!"

We all looked at Juma with a new respect.

"I got Juma his job in here," said the doctor.  "I've rather the notion
of getting my ten per cent. on the value of that ivory some day!"

"Are there any people after it just now?" asked Monty.

"I don't know, I'm sure.  There was a German named Schillingschen, who
spent a month in Zanzibar and talked a lot with Tippoo Tib.  The old
rascal might tell his secret to any one he thought was England's really
dangerous enemy.  Schillingschen crossed over to British East if I
remember rightly.  He might be on the track of it."

"Tell us more about Schillingschen," said Monty.

"He's one of those orientalists, who profess to know more about Islam
than Christianity--more about Africa and Arabia than Europe--more about
the occult than what's in the open.  A man with a shovel
beard--stout--thick-set--talks Kiswahili and Arabic and half a dozen
other languages better than the natives do themselves.  Has
money--outfit like a prince's--everything
imaginable--Rifles--microscopes--cigars--wine.  He didn't make himself
agreeable here--except to the Arabs.  Didn't call at the Residency.
Some of us asked him to dinner one evening, but he pleaded a headache.
We were glad, because afterward we saw him eat at the hotel--has ways
of using his fingers at table, picked up I suppose from the people he
has lived among."

"Are you nearly ready to let us out of here?" asked Monty.

"Your quarantine's up," said the doctor.  "I'm only waiting for word
from the office."

We drank three rounds of cocktails with him, after which he grew darkly
friendly and proposed we should all set out together in search of the
hoard.

"I've no money," he assured us.  "Nothing but a knowledge of the
natives and a priceless thirst.  I'd have to throw up my practise here.
Of course I'd need some sort of guarantee from you chaps."

The proposal falling flat, he gathered the nearly empty bottles into
one place and shouted for his boy to come and carry them away.

"Think it over!" he urged as he got up to leave us.  "You might take a
bigger fool than me with you.  You'd need a doctor on a trip like that.
I'm an expert on some of these tropical diseases.  Think it over!"

"Fred!" said Monty, as soon as the doctor had left the room, "I'm
tempted by this ivory of yours."

But Fred, in the new blue dressing-gown the doctor had brought, was in
another world--a land of trope and key and metaphor.  For the last ten
minutes he had kept a stub of pencil and a scrap of paper working, and
now the strident tones of his too long neglected concertina stirred the
heavy air and shocked the birds outside to silence.  The instrument was
wheezy, for in addition to the sacrilege the port authorities had done
by way of disinfection, the bellows had been wetted when Fred plunged
from the sinking Bundesrath and swam.  But he is not what you could
call particular, as long as a good loud noise comes forth that can be
jerked and broken into anything resembling tune.

"Tempted, are you?" he laughed.  He looked like a drunken troubadour en
deshabille, with those up-brushed mustaches and his usually neat brown
beard all spread awry.  "Temptation's more fun than plunder!"

Yerkes threw an orange at him, more by way of recognition than
remonstrance.  We had not heard Fred sing since he tried to charm
cholera victims in the Bundesrath's fo'castle, and, like the rest of
us, he had his rights.  He sang with legs spread wide in front of him,
and head thrown back, and, each time he came to the chorus, kept on
repeating it until we joined in.

        There's a prize that's full familiar from Zanzibar to France;
        From Tokio to Boston; we are paid it in advance.
        It's the wages of adventure, and the wide world knows the feel
        Of the stuff that stirs good huntsmen all and brings the
          hounds to heel!
        It's the one reward that's gratis and precedes the toilsome task--
        It's the one thing always better than an optimist can ask!
        It's amusing, it's amazing, and it's never twice the same;
        It's the salt of true adventure and the glamour of the game!

        CHORUS
        It is tem-tem-pitation!
        The one sublime sensation!
        You may doubt it, but without it
        There would be no derring-do!
        The reward the temptee cashes
        Is too often dust and ashes,
        But you'll need no spurs or lashes
        When temptation beckons you!

        Oh, it drew the Roman legions to old Britain's distant isle,
        And it beckoned H. M. Stanley to the sources of the Nile;
        It's the one and only reason for the bristling guns at Gib,
        For the skeletons at Khartoum, and the crimes of Tippoo Tib.
        The gentlemen adventurers braved torture for its sake,
        It beckoned out the galleons, and filled the hulls of Drake!
        Oh, it sets the sails of commerce, and it whets the edge of war,
        It's the sole excuse for churches, and the only cause of law!

        CHORUS
        It is tem-tem-pitation! etc., etc.
        No note is there of failure (that's a tune the croakers sing!)
        This song's of youth, and strength, and health, and time
            that's on the wing!
        Of wealth beyond the hazy blue of far horizons flung--
        But never of the folk returning, disillusioned, stung!
        It's a tale of gold and ivory, of plunder out of reach,
        Of luck that fell to other men, of treasure on the beach--
        A compound, cross-reciprocating two-way double spell,
        The low, sweet lure to Heaven, and the tallyho to hell!

        CHORUS
        It is tem-tem-pitation!
        The one sublime sensation!
        You may doubt it, but without it
        There would be no derring-do!
        It's the siren of to-morrow
        That knows naught of lack or sorrow,
        So you'll sell your bonds and borrow,
        When temptation beckons you!

Once Fred starts there is no stopping him, short of personal violence,
and he ran through his ever lengthening list of songs, not all quite
printable, until the very coral walls ached with the concertina's
wailing, and our throats were hoarse from ridiculous choruses.  As
Yerkes put it:

"When pa says sing, the rest of us sing too or go crazy!"

I went to the window and tried to get a view of shipping through the
mango branches.  Masts and sails--lateen spars particularly--always get
me by the throat and make me happy for a while.  But all I could see
was a low wall beyond the little compound, and over the top of it
headgear of nearly all the kinds there are.  (Zanzibar is a wonderful
market for second-hand clothes.  There was even a tall silk hat of not
very ancient pattern.)

"Come and look, Monty!" said I, and he and Yerkes came and stood beside
me.  Seeing his troubadour charm was broken, Fred snapped the catch on
the concertina and came too.

"Arabian Nights!" he exclaimed, thumping Monty on the back.

"Didums, you drunkard, we're dead and in another world!  Juma is the
one-eyed Calender!  Look--fishermen--houris--how many houris?--seen 'em
grin!--soldiers of fortune--merchants--sailors--by gad, there's Sindbad
himself!--and say!  If that isn't the Sultan Haroun-al-Raschid in
disguise I'm willing to eat beans and pie for breakfast to oblige
Yerkes!  Look--look at the fat ruffian's stomach and swagger, will you?"

Yerkes sized up the situation quickest.

"Sing him another song, Fred.  If we want to strike up acquaintance
with half Zanzibar, here's our chance!"

"Oh, Richard, oh, my king!" hummed Monty.  "It's Coeur de Lion and
Blondell over again with the harp reversed."

If Zanzibar may be said to possess main thoroughfares, that window of
ours commanded as much of one as the tree and wall permitted; and
music--even of a concertina--is the key to the heart of all people
whose hair is crisp and kinky.  Perhaps rather owing to the generosity
of their slave law, and Koran teachings, more than to racial depravity,
there are not very many Arabs left in that part of the world with true
semitic features and straight hair, nor many woolly-headed folk who are
quite all-Bantu.  There is enough Arab blood in all of them to make
them bold; Bantu enough for syncopated, rag-time music to take them by
the toes and stir them.  The crowd in the street grew, and gathered
until a policeman in red fez and khaki knickerbockers came and started
trouble.  He had a three-cornered fight on his hands, and no sympathy
from any one, within two minutes.  Then the man with the stomach and
swagger--he whom Fred called Haroun-al-Raschid--took a hand in masterly
style.  He seized the police-man from behind, flung him out of the
crowd, and nobody was troubled any more by that official.

"That him Tippoo Tib's nephew!" said a voice, and we all jumped.  We
had not noticed Juma come and stand beside us.

"I suspect nephew is a vague relationship in these parts," said Monty.
"Do you mean Tippoo's brother was that man's father, Juma?"

"No, bwana.*  Tippoo Tib bringing slave long ago f'm Bagamoyo.  Him
she-slave having chile.  She becoming concubine Tippoo Tib his wife's
brother.  That chile Tippoo Tib's nephew.  Tea ready, bwana."

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* Bwana, Swahili word meaning master.
-----------------

"What does that man do for a living?"

"Do for a living?" Juma was bewildered.

"What does he work at?"

"Not working."

"Never?"

"No.

"Has he private means, then?"

"I not understand.  Tea ready, bwana!"

"Has he got mali*?" Fred demanded.

"Mali?  No.  Him poor man."

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*Mali, Swahili word meaning possession, property.
--------------

"Then how does he exist, if he has no mali and doesn't work?"

"Oh, one wife here, one there, one other place, an'
Tippoo Tib byumby him giving food."

"How many wives has he?"

"Tea ready, bwana!"

"How do they come to be spread all over the place?" (We were shooting
questions at him one after the other, and Juma began to look as if he
would have preferred a repetition of the toe-nail incident.)

"Oh, he travel much, an' byumby lose all money, then stay here.  Tea,
him growing cold."

There is no persuading the native servant who has lived under the Union
Jack that an Englishman does not need hot tea at frequent intervals,
even after three cocktails in an afternoon.  So we trooped to the table
to oblige him, and went through the form of being much refreshed.

"What is that man's name?" demanded Monty.

"Hassan."

"Do you know him?"

"Everybody know him!"

"Can you get a message to him?"

"Yes, bwana."

"Tell him to come and talk with us at the hotel as soon as he hears we
are out of this."

We did not know it at the time (for I don't think that Monty guessed it
either) that we had taken the surest way of setting all Zanzibar by the
ears.  In that last lingering stronghold of legal slavery,* where the
only stories judged worth listening to are the very sources of the
Thousand Nights and a Night, intrigue is not perhaps the breath of
life, but it is the salt and savory.  There is a woolly-headed sultan
who draws a guaranteed, fixed income and has nothing better to do than
regale himself and a harem with western alleged amusement.  There are
police, and lights, and municipal regulations.  In fact, Zanzibar has
come on miserable times from certain points of view.  But there remains
the fun of listening to all the rumors borne by sea.  "Play on the
flute in Zanzibar and Africa as far as the lakes will dance!" the Arabs
say, and the gentry who once drove slaves or traded ivory refuse to
believe that the day of lawlessness is gone forever.  One rumor then is
worth ten facts.  Four white men singing behind the bars of the
lazaretto, desiring to speak with Hassan, "'nephew" of Tippoo Tib, and
offering money for the introduction, were enough to send whispers
sizzling up and down all the mazy streets.

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* Slavery was not absolutely and finally abolished in Zanzibar until
1906, during which year even the old slaves, hitherto unwilling to be
set free, had to be pensioned off.
----------------

Our release from quarantine took place next day, and we went to the
hotel, where we were besieged at once by tradesmen, each proclaiming
himself the only honest outfitter and "agent for all good export
firms."  Monty departed to call on British officialdom (one advantage
of traveling with a nobleman being that he has to do the stilted social
stuff). Yerkes went to call on the United States Consul, the same being
presumably a part of his religion, for he always does it, and almost
always abuses his government afterward.  So Fred and I were left to
repel boarders, and it came about that we two received Hassan.

He entered our room with a great shout of "Hodi!" (and Fred knew enough
to say "Karibu!")--a smart red fez set at an angle on his shaven head,
his henna-stained beard all newly-combed--a garment like a night-shirt
reaching nearly to his heels, a sort of vest of silk embroidery
restraining his stomach's tendency to wobble at will, and a fat smile
decorating the least ashamed, most obviously opportunist face I ever
saw, even on a black man.

"Jambo, jambo;"* he announced, striding in and observing our lack of
worldly goods with one sweep of the eye.  (We had not stocked up yet
with new things, and probably he did not know our old ones were at the
bottom of the sea.)  He was a lion-hearted rascal though, at all events
at the first rush, for poverty on the surface did not trouble him.

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* Jambo, good day.
---------------

"You send for me?  You want a good guide?"

The Haroun-al-Raschid look had disappeared.  Now he was the
jack-of-all-trades, wondering which end of the jack to push in first.

"When I need a guide I'll get a licensed one," said Fred, sitting down
and turning partly away from him.  (It never pays to let those gentry
think they have impressed you.) "What is your business, Johnson?"

"My name Hassan, sah.  You send for me?  You want a headman.  I'm
formerly headman for Tippoo Tib, knowing all roads, and how to manage
wapagazi,* safari,** all things!"

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* Wapagazi, plural of pagazi, porter.
** Safari, journey, and, by inference, outfit for a journey.
---------------

"Any papers to prove it?" asked Fred.

"No, sir.  Reference to Tippoo Tib himself sufficient!  He my
part-uncle."

"Ready to tell any kind of a lie for you, eh?"

"No, sir, always telling truth!  You got a cook yet?"

"Can you cook?" Fred answered guardedly.

"Yes, sah.  Was cook formerly for Master Stanley, go with him on
expedition.  Later his boy.  Later his headman.  You want to go on
expedition, I getting you good cook.  Where you want to go?"

"Are you looking for a job?" asked Fred.

"What you after? Ivory?"

"Maybe."

"I know all about ivory--I shoot, trade ivory along o' Tippoo Tib an'
Stanley.  You engage my services, all very well."

"Go and tell Tippoo Tib we want to see him.  If he confirms what you
say, perhaps we'll take you on," said Fred.

"Tell Tippoo Tib?  Ha-ha!  You want to find his buried ivory--that it?
All white men wanting that!  All right, I go tell him!  I come again!"

"Come back here, you fat rascal!" ordered Fred.  "What do you mean
about buried ivory?  What buried ivory?"

Hassan's face lost some of its transcendent cheek.  Even the dyed beard
seemed to wilt.

"What you wanting?" he asked.  "Hunt, trade, travel--what your
business?"

"Fish!" Fred answered genially.

"Samaki?"

"Yes--samaki--fish!"

Having no experience of Arabs, and part-Arabs, I wondered what on earth
Fred could be driving at.  But Hassan wondered still more, and that was
the whole point.  He stood agape, looking from one to the other of us,
his fat good-natured face an interrogation mark.

"I go an' tell bwana Tippoo Tib!" he announced, and departed swiftly.

"What's the idea of fish, Fred?" I asked.

"Oh, just curiosity.  The way of getting information out of colored
folk is to get them so frantically curious they've no time to think up
lies.  Tobacco would have done as well--anything unexpected.  A bird
flying, and a black man lying,--are both of 'em easy to catch or
confuse unless they know which way they're heading.  Let's go and look
at the bazaar."

But in order to look one had to reach.  We left the great heavy-beamed
hotel that had once been Tippoo Tib's residence, but were stopped in
the outer doorway by a crowd of native boys, each with a brass plate on
his arm.

"Guide, sah!--Guide, sah!--My name 'McPhairson, sah!--My name Jones,
sah!--My name Johnson, sah!  Guide to all the sights, sah!"

They were as persistent and evilly intentioned as a swarm of flies, and
bold enough to strike back when anybody kicked them.  While we wrestled
and swore, but made no headway, we were accosted by a Greek, who seemed
from long experience able to pass through them without striking or
being struck.  We were not left in doubt another second as to whether
our friend Hassan had dallied on the way, and held his tongue or not.

"Good day, gentlemen!  I hear you are after fish!  Hah!  That is a good
story to tell to Arabs!  You mean fishing for information, eh?  Ha-hah!"

He turned on the swarm of boys, who still yelled and struggled about
our legs.

"Imshi!* Voetsak!** Enenda zako!***  Kuma nina, wewe!****"  In a minute
he had them all scattering, for only innocence and inexperience attract
the preying youth of Zanzibar.  "Now, gentlemen, my name is
Coutlass--Georges Coutlass.  Have a drink with me, and let me tell you
something."

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* Imshi (Arabic), get to hell out of here!
** Voetsak (Cape Dutch), ditto.
*** Enenda zako (Kiswahill), ditto.
**** Kuma nina (Kiswahill). An opprobrious, and perhaps the commonest
expletive In the language, amounting to a request for details of the
objurgee's female ancestry.  By no means for use in drawing-rooms.
------------------

He was tall, dark skinned, athletic, and roguish-looking even for the
brand of Greek one meets with south of the Levant--dressed in khaki,
with an American cowboy hat--his fingers nearly black with cigarette
juice--his hands unusually horny for that climate--and his hair
clipped so short that it showed the bumps of avarice and other things,
said to reside below the hat-band to the rear.  Yet a plausible,
companionable-seeming man.  And Zanzibar confers democratic privilege,
as well as fevers; impartiality hovers in the atmosphere as well as
smells, and we neither of us dreamed of hesitating, but followed him
back into the bar--a wide, low-ceilinged room whose beams were two feet
thick of blackened, polished hard wood.  There we sat one each side of
him in cane armchairs.  He ordered the drinks, and paid for them.

"First I will tell you who I am," he said, when he had swallowed a
foot-long whisky peg and wiped his lips with his coat sleeve.  "I never
boast.  I don't need to!  I am Georges Coutlass!  I learned that you
have an English lord among your party, and said I to myself  'Aha!
There is a man who will appreciate me, who am a citizen of three
lands!'  Which of you gentlemen is the lord?"

"How can you be a citizen of three countries?" Fred countered.

"Of Greece, for I was born in Greece.  I have fought Turks.  Ah!  I
have bled for Greece.  I have spilt my blood in many lands, but the
best was for my motherland!--Of England, for I became naturalized.  By
bloody-hell-and-Waterloo, but I admire the English!  They have guts,
those English, and I am one of them!  By the great horn spoon, yes, I
became an Englishman at Bow Street one Monday morning, price Five
Pounds.  I was lined up with the drunks and pick-pockets, and by Jumbo
the magistrate mistook me for a thief! He would have given me six
months without the option in another minute, but I had the good luck to
remember how much money I had paid my witnesses.  The thought of paying
that for nothing--worse than nothing, for six months in jail!--in an
English jail!--pick oakum!--eat skilly!--that thought brought me to my
senses.  'By Gassharamminy,' I said, 'I may be mad, but I'm sober!  If
it's a crime to desire to be English, then punish me, but let me first
commit the offense!'  So he laughed, and didn't question my witnesses
very carefully--one was a Jew, the other an ex-German, and either of
them would swear to anything at half price for a quantity--and they
kissed the Book and committed perjury--and lo and behold, I was English
as you are--English without troubling a midwife or the parson!  Five
pounds for the 'beak' at Bow Street--fifty for the
witnesses--fifty-five all told--and cheap at the price!  I had money in
those days.  It was after our short war with Turkey.  We Greeks got
beaten, but the Turks did not get all the loot!  By prison and gallows,
no!  When our men ran before a battle, I did not run--not I!  I
remained, and by Croesus I grew richer in an hour than I have ever been
since!"

"That's two countries," said I.  "Which is the third that has the honor
to claim your allegiance?"

"Honor is right!" he answered with a proud smile.  "I, Georges Coutlass,
have honored three flags!  I am a credit to all three countries!  The
third is America--the U. S. A.  You might say that is the corollary of
being English--the natural, logical, correct sequence!  The U. S. laws
are strict, but their politics were devised for--what is it the
preachers call it--ah, yes, for straining out gnats and swallowing
camels.  By George Washington they would swallow a house on fire!
There was a federal election shortly due.  One of the
parties--Democratic--Republican--I forget which--maybe both!--needed
new voters.  The law says it takes five years to become a citizen.
Politics said fifteen minutes!  The politicians paid the fees too!  I
was a citizen--a voter--an elector of presidents before I had been
ashore three months, and I had sold my vote three times over within a
month of that!  They had me registered under three names in three
separate wards!  I didn't need the money--I had plenty in those days--I
gave the six dollars I received for my votes to the Holy Church, and
voted the other way to save my conscience; but the fun of the thing
appealed!  By Gassharamminy!  I can't take life the way the copy-books
lay down!  I have to break laws or else break heads!  But I love
America!  I fought and bled for America!  By Abraham Lincoln, I fought
those Spaniards until I don't doubt they wished I had stayed in Greece!
Yes, I left that middle finger in Cuba--shot through the left hand by
a Don, think of it, a Don!  When I came out of hospital--and I never
saw anything worse than that hot hell!--I got myself attached to the
commissariat, and the pickings were none so bad.  Had to hand over too
much, though.  That is the worst of America, there is no genuine
liberty.  You have to steal for the man higher up.  If you keep more
than ten per cent., he squeals.  He has to pass most of it on again to
some one else, and so on, and they all land in jail in course of time!
Give me a country where a man can keep what he finds!  There was talk
about congressional inquiries.  Then a friend of mine--a Greek--who had
been out here told me of Tippoo Tib's ivory, and it looked all right to
me to change scenes for a while.  I had citizenship papers--U. S., and
English, and a Greek passport in case of accident.  Traveling looked
good to me."

"If you traveled on a Greek passport you couldn't use citizenship
papers of any other country," Fred objected.

"Who said I traveled on a Greek passport?  Do you take me for such a
fool?  Who listens to a Greek consul?  He may protest, and accept fees,
but Greece is a little country and no one listens to her consuls.  I
carry a Greek passport in case I should find somewhere someday a Greek
consul with influence or a Greek whom I wish to convince.  I traveled
to South Africa as an American.  I went to Cape Town with the idea of
going to Salisbury, and working my way up from there as a trader into
the Congo.  I reached Johannesburg, and there I did a little I. D. B.
and one thing and another until the Boer War came.  Then I fought for
the Boers.  Yes, I have bled for the Boer cause.  It was a damned bad
cause!  They robbed me of nearly all my money!  They left me to die
when I was wounded!  It was only by the grace of God, and the intrigues
of a woman that I made my way to Lourenco Marquez.  No, the war was not
over, but what did I care?  I, Georges Coutlass, had had enough of it!
I recompensed myself en route.  I do not fight for a bunch of thieves
for nothing!  I sailed from Lourenco Marquez to Mombasa.  I hunted
elephant in British East Africa until they posted a reward for me on
the telegraph poles.  The law says not more than two elephants in one
year.  I shot two hundred!  I sold the ivory to an Indian, bought
cattle, and went down into German East Africa.  The Masai attacked me,
stole some of the cattle, and killed others.  The Germans, damn and
blast them, took the rest!  They accused me of crimes--me, Georges
Coutlass!--and imposed fines calculated carefully to skin me of all I
had!  Roup and rotten livers! but I will knock them head-over-halleluja
one fine day!  Not for nothing shall they flim-flam Georges Coutlass!
Which of you gentlemen is the lord?"

We bought him another drink, and watched it disappear with one
uninterrupted gurgle down its appointed course.

"What did you do next?" Fred asked him before he had recovered breath
enough to question us.  "I suppose the Germans had you at a loose end?"

"Do you think that?  Sacred history of hell!  It takes more than a
lousy military German to get Georges Coutlass at a loose end!  They
must get me dead before that can happen!  And then, by Blitzen, as
those devils say, a dead Georges Coutlass will be better than a
thousand dead Germans!  In hell I will use them to clean my boots on!
At a loose end, was I?  I met this bloody rogue Hassan--the fat
blackguard who told me you have come to Zanzibar for fish--and made an
agreement with him to look for Tippoo Tib's buried ivory.  Yes, sir!  I
showed him papers.  He thought they were money drafts.  He thought me a
man of means whom he could bleed.  I had guns and ammunition, he none.
He pretended to know where some of Tippoo Tib's ivory is buried."

"Some of it, eh?" said Fred.

"Some of it, d'you say?" said I.

"Some of it, yes.  A million tusks.  Some say two million!  Some say
three!  Thunder!--you take a hundred good tusks and bury them; you'll
see the hill you've made from five miles off!  A hundred thousand tusks
would make a mountain!  If any one buried a million tusks in one spot
they'd mark the place on maps as a watershed!  They must be buried
here, there, everywhere along the trail of Tippoo Tib--perhaps a
thousand in one place at the most.  Which of you two gentlemen is the
lord?"

"Did Hassan lead you to any of it?" Fred inquired.

"Not he!  The jelly-belly!  The Arab pig!  He led me to Ujiji--that's
on Lake Tanganika--the old slave market where he himself was once sold
for ten cents.  I don't doubt a piece of betel nut and a pair of
worn-out shoes had to be thrown in with him at the price!  There he
tried to make me pay the expenses in advance of a trip to Usumbora at
the head of the lake.  God knows what it would have cost, the way he
wanted me to do it!  Are you the lord, sir?"

"What did you do?" asked Fred.

"Do?  I parted company!  I had made him drunk once.  (The Arabs aren't
supposed to drink, so when they do they get talkative and lively!)  And
I knew Arabic before ever I crossed the Atlantic--learned it in
Egypt--ran away from a sponge-fishing boat when I was a boy.  No, they
don't fish sponges off the Nile Delta, but you can smuggle in a sponge
boat better than in most ships.  Anyhow, I learned Arabic.  So I
understood what that pig Hassan said when he talked in the dark with
his brother swine.  He knew no more than I where the ivory was!  He
suspected most of it was in a country called Ruanda that runs pretty
much parallel with the Congo border to the west of Victoria Nyanza in
German East Africa, and he was counting on finding natives who could
tell him this and that that might put him on the trail of it!  I could
beat that game!  I could cross-examine fool natives twice as well as
any fat rascal of an ex-slave!  Seeing he had paid all expenses so far,
however, I was not much to the bad, so I picked a quarrel with him and
we parted company.  Wouldn't you have done the same, my lord?"

But Fred did not walk into the trap.  "What did you do next?" he asked.

"Next?  I got a job with the agent of an Italian firm to go north and
buy skins.  He made me a good advance of trade goods--melikani,* beads,
iron and brass wire, kangas,** and all that sort of thing, and I did
well.  Made money on that trip.  Traveled north until I reached
Ruanda--went on until I could see the Fire Mountains in the distance,
and the country all smothered in lava.  Reached a cannibal country,
where the devils had eaten all the surrounding tribes until they had to
take to vegetarianism at last."

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* Melikani, the unbleached calico made in America that is the most
useful trade goods from sea to sea of Central Africa.
** Kanga, cotton piece goods.
-----------------

"But did you find the ivory?" Fred insisted.

"No, or by Jiminy, I wouldn't be here!  If I'd found it I'd have
settled down with a wife in Greece long ago.  I'd be keeping an inn,
and growing wine, and living like a gentleman!  But I found out enough
to know there's a system that goes with the ivory Tippoo Tib buried.
If you found one lot, that would lead you to the next, and so on.  I
got a suspicion where one lot is, although I couldn't prove it.  And I
made up my mind that the German government knows darned well where a
lot of it is!"

"Then why don't the Germans dig it up?" demanded Fred.

"Aha!" laughed Coutlass.  "If I know, why should I tell! If they know,
why should they tell?  Suppose that some of it were in Congo territory,
and some in British East Africa?  Suppose they should want to get the
lot?  What then?  If they uncovered their bit in German East Africa
mightn't that put the Congo and the British on the trail?"

"If they know where it is," said I, "they'll certainly guard it."

"Which of you is the lord?" demanded Coutlass earnestly.

"What do you suppose Hassan is doing, then, here in Zanzibar?" asked
Fred.

"Rum and eggs!  I know what he is doing!  When I snapped my thumb under
his fat nose and told him about the habits of his female ancestors be
went to the Germans and informed against me!  The sneak-thief!  The
turn-coat!  The maggot!  I shall not forget!  I, Georges Coutlass,
forget nothing!  He informed against me, and they set askaris* on my
trail who prevented me from making further search.  I had to sit idle
in Usumbura or Ujiji, or else come away; and idleness ill suits my
blood!  I came here, and Hassan followed me.  The Germans made a
regular, salaried spy of him--the semi-Arab rat!  The one-tenth Arab,
nine-tenths mud-rat!  Here he stays in Zanzibar and spies on Tippoo
Tib, on me, on the British government, and on every stranger who comes
here.  His information goes to the Germans.  I know, for I intercepted
some of it!  He writes it out in Arabic, and provided no woman goes
through the folds of his clothes or feels under that silken belly-piece
be wears, the Germans get it.  But if a woman does, and she's a friend
of mine, that's different!  Are you the lord, sir?"

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* Askari, native soldier.
------------------

"What do you propose?" asked Fred.

"Help me find that ivory!" said Coutlass. "I have very little money
left, but I have guns, and courage!  I know where to look, and I am not
afraid!  No German can scare me!  I am English-American-Greek!--better
than any hundred Germans!  Let us find the ivory, and share it!  Let us
get it out through British territory, or the Congo, so that no German
sausage can interfere with us or take away one tusk!  Gee-rusalem, how
I hate the swine.  Let us put one over on them!  Let us get the ivory
to Europe, and then flaunt the deed under their noses!  Let us send one
little tip of a female tusk to the Kaiser for a souvenir--female in
proof it is all illegitimate, illegal, outlawed!  Let us send him a
piece of ivory and a letter telling him all about it, and what we think
of him and his swine-officials!  His lieutenants and his captains!  Let
us smuggle the ivory out through the Congo--it can be done!  It can be
done!  I, Georges Coutlass, will find the ivory, and find the way!"

"No need to smuggle it out," said Fred.  "The British government will
give us ten per cent., or so I understand, of the value of all of it we
find in British East."

Georges Coutlass threw back his head and roared with laughter, slapped
his thighs, held his sides--then coughed for two or three minutes, and
spat blood.

"You are the lord, all right!" he gasped as soon as he could get
breath.  "No need to smuggle it!  Ha-ha!  May I be damned!  Ten per
cent. they'll give us!   Ha-ha!  Generous!  By whip and wheel! they're
lucky if we give them five per cent.!  I'd like to see any government
take away from Georges Coutlass ninety per cent. of anything without a
fight!  No, gentlemen!  No, my Lord!  The Belgian Congo government is
corrupt.  Let us spend twenty-five per cent.--even thirty-forty-fifty
per cent. of the value of it to bribe the Congo officials.  Hand over
ninety per cent. to the Germans or the British without a fight?--Never!
Never while my name is Georges Coutlass!  I have fought too often!  I
have been robbed by governments too often!  This last time I will put
it over all the governments, and be rich at last, and go home to Greece
to live like a gentleman!  Believe me!"

He patted himself on the breast, and if flashing eye and frothing lip
went for anything, then all the governments were as good as defeated
already.

"You are the lord, are you not?" he demanded, looking straight at Fred.

"My name is Oakes," Fred answered.

"Oh, then you?  I beg pardon!"  He looked at me with surprise that he
made no attempt to conceal.  Fred could pass for a king with that
pointed beard of his (provided he were behaving himself seemly at the
time) but for all my staid demeanor I have never been mistaken for any
kind of personage.  I disillusioned Coutlass promptly.

"Then you are neither of you lords?"

"Pish!  We're obviously ladies!" answered Fred.

"Then you have fooled me?"  The Greek rose to his feet.  "You have
deceived me?  You have accepted my hospitality and confidence under
false pretense?"

I think there would have been a fight, for Fred was never the man to
accept brow-beating from chance-met strangers, and the Greek's fiery
eye was rolling in fine frenzy; but just at that moment Yerkes
strolled in, cheerful and brisk.

"Hullo, fellers!  This is some thirsty burg.  Do they sell soft drinks
in this joint?" he inquired.

"By Brooklyn Bridge!" exclaimed Coutlass. "An American!  I, too, am an
American!  Fellow-citizen, these men have treated me badly!  They have
tricked me!"

"You must be dead easy!" said Yerkes genially.  "If those two wanted to
live at the con game, they'd have to practise on the junior
kindergarten grades.  They're the mildest men I know.  I let that one
with the beard hold my shirt and pants when I go swimming!  Tricked
you, have they?  Say--have you got any money left?"

"Oh, have a drink!" laughed the Greek.  "Have one on me!  It's good to
hear you talk!"

"What have my friends done to you?" asked Yerkes.

"I was looking for a lord.  They pretended to be lords."

"What?  Both of 'em?"

"No, it is one lord I am looking for."

"One lord, one faith, one baptism!" said Yerkes profanely.
"And you found two?  What's your worry?  I'll pretend to be a third if
that'll help you any!"

"Gentlemen," said the Greek, rising to his full height and letting his
rage begin to gather again, "you play with me.  That is not well!  You
waste my time.  That is not wise!  I come in all innocence, looking for
a certain lord--a real genuine lord--the Earl of Montdidier and
Kirscrubbrightshaw--my God, what a name!"

"I'm Mundidier," said a level voice, and the Greek faced about like a
man attacked.  Monty had entered the barroom and stood listening with
calm amusement, that for some strange reason exasperated the Greek less
than our attitude had done, at least for the moment.  When the first
flush of surprise had died he grinned and grew gallant.

"My own name is Georges Coutlass, my Lord!"  He made a sweeping bow,
almost touching the floor with the brim of his cowboy hat, and then
crossing his breast with it.

"What can I do for you?" asked Monty.

"Listen to me!"

"Very well.  I can spare fifteen minutes."

We all took seats together in a far corner of the dingy room, where the
Syrian barkeeper could not overhear us.

"My Lord, I am an Englishman!" Coutlass began.  "I am a God-fearing,
law-abiding gentleman!  I know where to look for the ivory that the
Arab villain Tippoo Tib has buried!  I know how to smuggle it out of
Africa without paying a penny of duty--"

"Did you say law-abiding?" Monty asked.

"Surely!  Always!  I never break the law!  As for instance--in Greece,
where I had the honor to be born, the law says no man shall carry a
knife or wear one in his belt.  So, since I was a little boy I carry
none!  I have none in my hand--none at my belt.  I keep it here!"

He stooped, raised his right trousers leg, and drew from his Wellington
boot a two-edged, pointed thing almost long enough to merit the name of
rapier.  He tossed it in the air, let it spin six or seven times end
over end, caught it deftly by the point, and returned it to its
hiding-place.

"I am a law-abiding man," he said, "but where the law leaves off, I
know where to begin!  I am no fool!"

Monty made up his mind there and then that this man's game would not be
worth the candle.

"No, Mr. Coutlass, I can't oblige you," he said.

The Greek half-arose and then sat down again.

"You can not find it without my assistance!" he said, wrinkling his
face for emphasis.

"I'm not looking for assistance," said Monty.

"Aha!  You play with words!  You are not--but you will!  I am no fool,
my Lord!  I understand!  Not for nothing did I make a friend again of
that pig Hassan!  Not for nothing have I waited all these months in
this stinking Zanzibar until a man should come in search of that ivory
whom I could trust!  Not for nothing did Juma, the lazaretto attendant
tell Hassan you desired to see him!  You seek the ivory, but you wish
to keep it all!  To share none of it with me!"  He stood up, and made
another bow, much curter than his former one.  "I am Georges Coutlass!
My courage is known!  No man can rob me and get away with it!"

"My good man," drawled Monty, raising his eyebrows in the comfortless
way he has when there seems need of facing an inferior antagonist.  (He
hates to "lord it" as thoroughly as he loves to risk his neck.)  "I
would not rob you if you owned the earth!  If you have valuable
information I'll pay for it cheerfully after it's tested."

"Ah!  Now you talk!"

"Observe--I said after it's tested!"

"I don't think he knows anything," said Fred.  "I think he guessed a
lot, and wants to look, and can't afford to pay his own expenses.
Isn't that it?"

"What do you mean?" demanded Coutlass.

"I can't talk Greek," said Fred. "Shall I say it again in English?"

"You may name any reasonable price," said Monty, "for real information.
Put it in writing.  When we're agreed on the price, put that in
writing too.  Then, if we find the information is even approximately
right, why, we'll pay for it."

"Ah-h-h!  You intend to play a trick on me!  You use my information!
You find the ivory!  You go out by the Congo River and the other coast,
and I kiss myself good-by to you and ivory and money!  I am to be what
d'you call it?--a milk-pigeon!"

"Being that must be some sensation!" nodded Yerkes.

"I warn you I can not be tampered with!" snarled the Greek, putting on
his hat with a flourish.  "I leave you, for you to think it over!  But
I tell you this--I promise you--I swear!  Any expedition in search of
that ivory that does not include Georges Coutlass on his own terms is a
delusion--a busted flush--smashed--exploded--pfff!--so--evanesced
before the start!  My address is Zanzibar!  Every street child knows
me!  When you wish to know my terms, tell the first man or child you
meet to lead you to the house where Georges Coutlass lives!  Good
morning, Lord Skirtsshubrish!  We will no doubt meet again!"

He turned his back on us and strode from the room--a man out of the
middle ages, soldierly of bearing, unquestionably bold, and not one bit
more venial or lawless than ninety per cent. of history's gallants, if
the truth were told.

"Let's hope that's the last of him!" said Monty.  "Can't say I like
him, but I'd hate to have to spoil his chances."

"Last of him be sugared!" said Yerkes.  "That's only the first of him!
He'll find seven devils worse than himself and camp on our trail, if I
know anything of Greeks--that's to say, if our trail leads after that
ivory.  Does it?"

"Depends," said Monty.  "Let's talk upstairs.  That Syrian has long
ears."

So we trooped to Monty's room, where the very cobwebs reeked of Arab
history and lawless plans.  He sat on the black iron bed, and we
grouped ourselves about on chairs that had very likely covered the
known world between them.  One was obviously jetsam from a steamship;
one was a Chinese thing, carved with staggering dragons; the other was
made of iron-hard wood that Yerkes swore came from South America.

"Shoot when you're ready!" grinned Yerkes.

I was too excited to sit still.  So was Fred.

"Get a move on, Didums, for God's sake!" he growled.

"Well," said Monty, "there seems something in this ivory business.  Our
chance ought to be as good as anybody's.  But there are one or two
stiff hurdles.  In the first place, the story is common property.
Every one knows it--Arabs--Swahili--Greeks--Germans--English.  To be
suspected of looking for it would spell failure, for the simple reason
that every adventurer on the coast would trail us, and if we did find
it we shouldn't be able to keep the secret for five minutes.  If we
found it anywhere except on British territory it 'ud be taken away from
us before we'd time to turn round.  And it isn't buried on British
territory!  I've found out that much."

"Good God, Didums!  D'you mean you know where the stuff is?"

Fred sat forward like a man at a play.

"I know where it isn't," said Monty.  "They told me at the Residency
that in all human probability it's buried part in German East, and by
far the greater part in the Congo."

"Then that ten per cent. offer by the British is a bluff?" asked Yerkes.

"Out of date," said Monty.  "The other governments offer nothing.  The
German government might make terms with a German or a Greek--not with
an Englishman.  The Congo government is an unknown quantity, but would
probably see reason if approached the proper way."

"The U. S. Consul tells me," said Yerkes, "that the Congo government is
the rottenest aggregate of cutthroats, horse-thieves, thugs, yeggs,
common-or-ordinary hold-ups, and sleight-of-hand professors that the
world ever saw in one God-forsaken country.  He says they're of every
nationality, but without squeam of any kind--hang or shoot you as soon
as look at you!  He says if there's any ivory buried in those parts
they've either got it and sold it, or else they buried it themselves
and spread the story for a trap to fetch greenhorns over the border!"

"That man's after the stuff himself!" said Fred.  "All he wanted to do
was stall you off!"

"That man Schillingschen the doctor told us about," said Monty, "is
suspected of knowing where to look for some of the Congo hoard.  He'll
bear watching.  He's in British East Africa at present--said to be
combing Nairobi and other places for a certain native.  He is known to
stand high in the favor of the German government, but poses as a
professor of ethnology."

"He shall study deathnology," said Fred, "if he gets in my way!"

"The Congo people," said Monty, "would have dug up the stuff, of
course, if they'd known where to look for it.  Our people believe that
the Germans do know whereabouts to look for it, but dread putting the
Congo crowd on the scent.  If we're after it we've got to do two things
besides agreeing between ourselves."

"Deal me in, Monty!" said Yerkes.

"Nil desperandum, Didums duce, then!" said Fred.  "I propose Monty for
leader.  Those against the motion take their shirts off, and see if
they can lick me!  Nobody pugnacious?  The ayes have it!  Talk along,
Didums!"

For all Fred's playfulness, Yerkes and I came in of our free and
considered will, and Monty understood that.

"We've got to separate," he said, "and I've got to interview the King
of Belgium."

"If that were my job," grinned Yerkes, "I'd prob'ly tell him things!"

"I don't pretend to like him," said Monty. "But it seems to me I can
serve our best interests by going to Brussels.  He can't very well
refuse me a private audience.  I should get a contract with the Congo
government satisfactory to all concerned.  He's rapacious--but I think
not ninety per cent. rapacious."

"Good," said I, "but why separate?"

"If we traveled toward the Congo from this place in a bunch," said
Monty, "we should give the game away completely and have all the
rag-tag and bob-tail on our heels.  As it is, our only chance of
shaking all of them would be to go round by sea and enter the Congo
from the other side; but that would destroy our chance of picking up
the trail in German East Africa.  So I'll go to Brussels, and get back
to British East as fast as possible.  Fred must go to British East and
watch Schillingschen.  You two fellows may as well go by way of British
East Africa to Muanza on Victoria Nyanza, and on from there to the
Congo border by way of Ujiji.  Yerkes is an American, and they'll
suspect him less than any of us (they'd nail me, of course, in a
minute!)  So let Yerkes make a great show of looking for land to settle
on.  We'll all four meet on the Congo border, at some other place to be
decided later.  We'll have to agree on a code, and keep in touch by
telegraph as often as possible.  Now, is all that clear?"

"We two'll have all the Greeks of Zanzibar trailing us all the way!"
objected Yerkes.

"That'll be better than having them trail the lot of us," said Monty.
"You'll be able to shake them somewhere on the way.  We'll count on
your ingenuity, Will."

"But what am I to do to Schillingschen?" asked Fred.

"Keep an eye on him."

"Do you see me Sherlock-Holmesing him across the high veld? Piffle!
Give America that job!  I'll go through German East and keep ahead of
the Greeks!"

But Monty was firm.  "Yerkes has a plausible excuse, Fred.  They may
wonder why an American should look for land in German East Africa, but
they'll let him do it, and perhaps not spy on him to any extent.  It's
me they've their eye on.  I'll try to keep 'em dazzled.  You go to
British East and dazzle Schillingschen! Now, are we agreed?"

We were.  But we talked, nevertheless, long into the afternoon, and in
the end there was not one of us really satisfied.  Over and over we
tried to persuade Monty to omit the Brussels part of the plan.  We
wanted him with us.  But he stuck to his point, and had his way, as he
always did when we were quite sure he really wanted it.




CHAPTER TWO


THE NJO HAPA SONG

  Gleam, oh brighter than jewels! gleam my swinging stars in
        the opal dark,
  Mirrored along wi' the fire-fly dance of 'longshore light and
        off-shore mark,
  The roof-lamps and the riding lights, and phosphor wake of
        ship and shark.

        I was old when the fires of Arab ships
        (All seas were lawless then!)
        Abode the tide where liners ride
        To-day, and Malays then,--
        Old when the bold da Gama came
        With culverin and creed
        To trade where Solomon's men fought,
        And plunder where the banyans bought,
        I sighed when the first o' the slaves were brought,
        And laughed when the last were freed.

  Deep, oh deeper than anchors drop, the bones o' the outbound
        sailors lie,
  Far, oh farther than breath o' wind the rumors o' fabled
        fortune fly,
  And the 'venturers yearn from the ends of earth, for none o'
        the isles is as fair as I!


The enormous map of Africa loses no lure or mystery from the fact of
nearness to the continent itself.  Rather it increases.  In the hot
upper room that night, between the wreathing smoke of oil lamps, we
pored over the large scale map Monty had saved from the wreck along
with our money drafts and papers.

The atmosphere was one of bygone piracy.  The great black ceiling
beams, heavy-legged table of two-inch planks, floor laid like a dhow's
deck--making utmost use of odd lengths of timber, but strong enough to
stand up under hurricanes and overloads of plunder, or to batten down
rebellious slaves--murmurings from rooms below, where men of every race
that haunts those shark-infested seas were drinking and telling tales
that would make Munchhausen's reputation--steaminess, outer darkness,
spicy equatorial smells and, above all, knowledge of the nature of the
coming quest united to veil the map in fascination.

No man gifted with imagination better than a hot-cross bun's could be
in Zanzibar and not be conscious of the lure that made adventurers of
men before the first tales were written.  Old King Solomon's traders
must have made it their headquarters, just as it was Sindbad the
Sailor's rendezvous and that of pirates before he or Solomon were born
or thought of.  Vasco da Gama, stout Portuguese gentleman adventurer,
conquered it, and no doubt looted the godowns to a lively tune.  Wave
after wave of Arabs sailed to it (as they do today) from that other
land of mystery, Arabia; and there isn't a yard of coral beach,
cocoanut-fringed shore, clove orchard, or vanilla patch--not a lemon
tree nor a thousand-year-old baobab but could tell of battle and
intrigue; not a creek where the dhows lie peacefully today but could
whisper of cargoes run by night--black cargoes, groaning fretfully and
smelling of the 'tween-deck lawlessness.

"There are two things that have stuck in my memory that Lord Salisbury
used to say when I was an Eton boy, spending a holiday at Hatfield
House," said Monty.  "One was, Never talk fight unless you mean fight;
then fight, don't talk.  The other was, Always study the largest maps."

"Who's talking fight?" demanded Fred.

Monty ignored him.  "Even this map isn't big enough to give a real idea
of distances, but it helps.  You see, there's no railway beyond
Victoria Nyanza.  Anything at all might happen in those great spaces
beyond Uganda.  Borderlands are quarrel-grounds.  I should say the
junction of British, Belgian, and German territory where Arab loot lies
buried is the last place to dally in unarmed.  You fellows 'ud better
scour Zanzibar in the morning for the best guns to be had here."

So I went to bed at midnight with that added stuff for building dreams.
He who has bought guns remembers with a thrill; he who has not, has
in store for him the most delightful hours of life.  May he fall, as
our lot was, on a gunsmith who has mended hammerlocks for Arabs, and
who loves rifles as some greater rascals love a woman or a horse.

We all four strolled next morning, clad in the khaki reachmedowns that
a Goanese "universal provider" told us were the "latest thing," into a
den between a camel stable and an even mustier-smelling home of gloom,
where oxen tied nose-to-tail went round and round, grinding out semsem
everlastingly while a lean Swahili sang to them.  When he ceased, they
stopped.  When he sang, they all began again.

In a bottle-shaped room at the end of a passage squeezed between those
two centers of commerce sat the owner of the gun-store, part Arab, part
Italian, part Englishman, apparently older than sin itself, toothless,
except for one yellow fang that lay like an ornament over his lower
lip, and able to smile more winningly than any siren of the sidewalk.
Evidently he shaved at intervals, for white stubble stood out a third
of an inch all over his wrinkled face.  The upper part of his head was
utterly bald, slippery, shiny, smooth, and adorned by an absurd, round
Indian cap, too small, that would not stay in place and had to be
hitched at intervals.

He said his name was Captain Thomas Cook, and the license to sell
firearms framed on the mud-brick wall bore him witness.  (May he live
forever under any name he chooses!)

"Goons?" he said. "Goons?  You gentlemen want goons?  I have the goon
what settled the hash of Sayed bin Mohammed--here it be.  This other
one's the rifle--see the nicks on her butt!--that Kamarajes the Greek
used.  See 'em--Arab goons--slaver goons--smooth-bore elephant
goons--fours, eights, twelves--Martinis--them's the lot that was
reekin' red-hot, days on end, in the last Arab war on the Congo,
considerable used up but goin' cheap;--then here's Mausers (he
pronounced it "Morsers")--old-style, same as used in 1870--good goons
they be, long o' barrel and strong, but too high trajectory for some
folks;--some's new style, magazines an' all--fine till a grain o' sand
jams 'em oop;--an' Lee-Enfields, souvenirs o' the Boer War, some o'
them bought from folks what plundered a battle-field or two--mostly all
in good condition.  Look at this one--see it--hold it--take a squint
along it!  Nineteen elephants shot wi' that Lee-Enfield, an' the man's
in jail for shootin' of 'em!  Sold at auction by the gov'ment, that one
was.  See, here's an Express--a beauty--owned by an officer fr'm
Indy--took by a shark 'e was, in swimmin' against all advice, him what
had hunted tigers!  There's no goon store a quarter as good as mine
'tween Cairo an' the Cape or Bombay an-' Boma!  Captain Cook's the boy
to sell ye goons all right!  Sit down.  Look 'em over.  Ask anything ye
want to know.  I'll tell ye.  No obligation to buy."

There is no need to fit out with guns and tents in London.  Until both
good and bad, both cowardly and brave give up the habit of dying in
bed, or getting killed, or going broke, or ending up in jail for one
cause and the other, there will surely always be fine pickings for men
on the spot with a little money and a lot of patience--guns, tents,
cooking pots, and all the other things.

We spent a morning with Captain Thomas Cook, and left the store--Fred,
Yerkes and I--with a battery of weapons, including a pistol
apiece--that any expedition might be proud of.  (Monty, since he had to
go home in any case, preferred to look over the family gun-room before
committing himself.)

Then, since the first leg of the journey would be the same for all of
us we bought other kit, packed it, and booked passages for British East
Africa.  Between then and the next afternoon when the British India
steamboat sailed we were fairly bombarded by inquisitiveness, but
contrived not to tell much.  And with patience beyond belief Monty
restrained us from paying court to Tippoo Tib.

"The U. S. Consul says he's better worth a visit than most of the
world's museums," Yerkes assured us two or three times.  "He says
Tippoo Tib's a fine old sport--damned rogue--slave-hunter, but white
somewhere near the middle.  What's the harm in our having a chin with
him?"

But Monty was adamant.

"A call on him would prove nothing, but he and his friends would
suspect.  Spies would inform the German government.  No.  Let's act as
if Tippoo Tib were out of mind."

We grumbled, but we yielded.  Hassan came again, shiny with sweat and
voluble with offers of information and assistance.

"Where you gentlemen going?" he kept asking.

"England," said Monty, and showed his own steamer ticket in proof of
it.

That settled Hassan for the time but Georges Coutlass was not so easy.
He came swaggering upstairs and thumped on Monty's door with the air of
a bearer of king's messages.

"What do you intend to do?" he asked.  (We were all sitting on Monty's
bed, and it was Yerkes who opened the door.)

"Do you an injury," said Yerkes, "unless you take your foot away!"  The
Greek had placed it deftly to keep the door open pending his
convenience.

"Let him have his say" advised Monty from the bed.

"Where are you going?  Hassan told me England.  Are you all going to
England?  If so, why have you bought guns?  What will you do with six
rifles, three shot-guns, and three pistols on the London streets?  What
will you do with tents in London?  Will you make campfires in Regent
Circus, that you take with you all those cooking pots?  And all that
rice, is that for the English to eat?  Bah!  No tenderfoot can fool me!
You go to find my ivory, d'you hear!  You think to get away with it
unknown to me!  I tell you I have sharp ears!  By Jingo; there is
nothing I can not find out that goes on in Africa!  You think to cheat
me?  Then you are as good as dead men!  You shall die like dogs!  I
will smithereen the whole damned lot of you before you touch a tusk!"

"Get out of here!" growled Yerkes.

"Give him a chance to go quietly, Will," urged Monty, and Coutlass
heard him.  Peaceful advice seemed the last spark needed to explode his
crowded magazines of fury.  He clenched his fists--spat because the
words would not flow fast enough--and screamed.

"Give me a chance, eh?  A chance, eh?"  Other doors began opening, and
the appearance of an audience stimulated him to further peaks of rage.
"The only chance I need is a sight of your carcasses within range, and
a long range will do for Georges Coutlass!"  He glared past Yerkes at
Monty who had risen leisurely.  "You call yourself a lord?  I call you
a thief!  A jackal!"

"Here, get out!" growled Yerkes, self-constituted Cerberus.

"I will go when I damned please, you Yankee jackanapes!" the Greek
retorted through set teeth.  Yerkes is a free man, able and willing to
shoulder his own end of any argument.  He closed, and the Greek's ribs
cracked under a vastly stronger hug than he had dreamed of expecting.
But Coutlass was no weakling either, and though he gasped he gathered
himself for a terrific effort.

"Come on!" said Monty, and went past me through the door like a bolt
from a catapult.  Fred followed me, and when he saw us both out on the
landing Monty started down the stairs.

"Come on!" he called again.

We followed, for there is no use in choosing a leader if you don't
intend to obey him, even on occasions when you fail at once to
understand.  There was one turn on the wide stairs, and Monty stood
there, back to the wall.

"Go below, you fellows, and catch!" he laughed.  "We don't want Will
jailed for homicide!"

The struggle was fierce and swift.  Coutlass searched with a thumb for
Will's eye, and stamped on his instep with an iron-shod heel.  But he
was a dissolute brute, and for all his strength Yerkes' cleaner living
very soon told.  Presently Will spared a hand to wrench at the
ambitious thumb, and Coutlass screamed with agony.  Then he began to
sway this way and that without volition of his own, yielding his
balance, and losing it again and again.  In another minute Yerkes had
him off his feet, cursing and kicking.

"Steady, Will!" called Monty from below; but it was altogether too
late for advice.  Will gathered himself like a spring, and hurled the
Greek downstairs backward.

Then the point of Monty's strategy appeared. He caught him, saved him
from being stunned against the wall, and, before the Greek could
recover sufficiently to use heels and teeth or whisk out the knife he
kept groping for, hurled him a stage farther on his journey--face
forward this time down to where Fred and I were waiting.  We kicked him
out into the street too dazed to do anything but wander home.

"Are you hurt, Will?" laughed Monty.  "This isn't the States, you know;
by gad, they'll jail you here if you do your own police work!  Instead
of Brussels I'd have had to stay and hire lawyers to defend you!"

"Aw--quit preaching!" Yerkes answered.  "If I hadn't seen you there on
the stairs with your mouth open I'd have been satisfied to put him down
and spank him!"

It was then that the much more unexpected struck us speechless--even
Monty for the moment, who is not much given to social indecision.  We
had not known there was a woman guest in that hotel.  One does not look
in Zanzibar for ladies with a Mayfair accent unaccompanied by menfolk
able to protect them.  Yet an indubitable Englishwoman, expensively if
carelessly dressed, came to the head of the stairs and stood beside
Yerkes looking down at the rest of us with a sort of well bred, rather
tolerant scorn.

"Am I right in believing this is Lord Montdidier?" she asked,
pronouncing the word as it should be--Mundidger.

She had been very beautiful.  She still was handsome in a hard-lipped,
bold way, with abundant raven hair and a complexion that would have
been no worse for a touch of rouge.  She seemed to scorn all the
conventional refinements, though.  Her lacy white dress, open at the
neck, was creased and not too clean, but she wore in her bosom one
great jewel like a ruby, set in brilliants, that gave the lie to
poverty provided the gems were real.  And the amber tube through which
she smoked a cigarette was seven or eight inches long and had diamonds
set in a gold band round its middle.  She wore no wedding ring that I
could see; and she took no more notice of Will Yerkes beside her than
if he had been a part of the furniture.

"Why do you ask?" asked Monty, starting upstairs.  She had to make way
for him, for Will Yerkes stood his ground.

"A fair question!" she laughed.  Her voice had a hard ring, but was
very well trained and under absolute control.  I received the
impression that she had been a singer at some time.  "I am Lady Saffren
Waldon--Isobel Saffren Waldon."

Fred and I had followed Monty up and were close behind him.  I heard
him mutter, "Oh, lord!" under his breath.

"I knew your brother," she added.

"I know you did."

"You think that gives me no claim on your acquaintance?  Perhaps it
doesn't.  But as an unprotected woman--"

"There is the Residency," objected Monty, "and the law."

She laughed bitterly.  "Thank you, I am in need of no passage home!  I
overheard that ruffian say, and I think I heard you say too that you
are going to England.  I want you to take a message for me."

"There is a post-office here," said Monty without turning a hair.  He
looked straight into her iron eyes.  "There is a cable station.  I will
lend you money to cable with."

"Thank you, my Lord!" she sneered.  "I have money.  I am so used to
being snubbed that my skin would not feel a whip!  I want you to take a
verbal message!"

It was perfectly evident that Monty would rather have met the devil in
person than this untidy dame; yet he was only afraid apparently of
conceding her too much claim on his attention.  (If she had asked
favors of me I don't doubt I would have scrambled to be useful.  I
began mentally taking her part, wondering why Monty should treat her so
cavalierly; and I fancy Yerkes did the same.)

"Tell me the message, and I'll tell you whether I'll take it," said
Monty.

She laughed again, even more bitterly.

"If I could tell it on these stairs," she answered, "I could cable it.
They censor cablegrams, and open letters in this place."

"I suspect that isn't true," said Monty.  "But if you object to
witnesses, how do you propose to deliver your message to me?" he asked
pointedly.

"You mean you refuse to speak with me alone?"

"My friends would draw out of earshot," he answered.

"Your friends?  Your gang, you mean!"  She drew herself up very
finely--very stately.  Very lovely she was to look at in that
half-light, with the shadows of Tippoo Tib's* old stairway hiding her
tale of years.  But I felt my regard for her slipping downhill (and so,
I rather think did Yerkes).  "You look well, Lord Montdidier, trapesing
about the earth with a leash of mongrels at your heel!  Falstaff never
picked up a more sordid-looking pack!  What do you feed them--bones?
Are there no young bloods left of your own class, that you need travel
with tradesmen?"

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* The principal hotel In Zanzibar was formerly Tippoo Tib's residence,
quite a magnificent mansion for that period and place.
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Monty stood with both hands behind him and never turned a hair.  Fred
Oakes brushed up the ends of that troubadour mustache of his and struck
more or less of an attitude.  Will reddened to the ears, and I never
felt more uncomfortable in all my life.

"So this is your gang, is it?" she went on.  "It looks sober at
present!  I suppose I must trust you to control them!  I dare say even
tavern brawlers respect you sufficiently to keep a lady's secret if you
order them.  I will hope they have manhood enough to hold their
tongues!"

Of course, dressed in the best that Zanzibar stores had to offer we
scarcely looked like fashion plates.  My shirt was torn where Coutlass
had seized it to resist being thrown out, but I failed to see what she
hoped to gain by that tongue lashing, even supposing we had been the
lackeys she pretended to believe we were.

"The message is to my brother," she went on.

"I don't know him!" put in Monty promptly.

"You mean you don't like him!  Your brother had him expelled from two
or three clubs, and you prefer not to meet him!  Nevertheless, I give
you this message to take to him!  Please tell him--you will find him at
his old address--that I, his sister, Lady Saffren Waldon, know now the
secret of Tippoo Tib's ivory.  He is to join me here at once, and we
will get it, and sell it, and have money, and revenge!  Will you tell
him that!"

"No!" answered Monty.

I looked at Yerkes, Yerkes looked at Fred, and Fred at me.

There was nothing to do but feel astonished.

"Why not, if you please?"

"I prefer not to meet Captain McCauley," said Monty.

"Then you will give the message to somebody else?" she insisted.

"No" said Monty. "I will carry no message for you."

"Why do you say that?  How dare you say that?  In front of your
following--your gang!"

I should have been inclined to continue the argument myself--to try to
find out what she did know, and to uncover her game.  It was obvious
she must have some reason for her extraordinary request, and her more
extraordinary way of making it.  But Monty saw fit to stride past her
through his open bedroom door, and shut it behind him firmly.  We stood
looking at her and at one another stupidly until she turned her back
and went to her own room on the floor above.  Then we followed Monty.

"Did she say anything else?" he asked as soon as we were inside.  I
noticed he was sweating pretty freely now.

"Didums, you're too polite!" Fred answered.  "You ought to have told
her to keep her tongue housed or be civil!"

"I don't hold with hitting back at a lone woman," said Yerkes, "but
what was she driving at?  What did she mean by calling us a pack of
mongrels?"

"Merely her way," said Monty offhandedly.  "Those particular McCauleys
never amounted to much.  She married a baronet, and he divorced her.
Bad scandal.  Saffren Waldon was at the War Office.  She stole papers,
or something of that sort--delivered them to a German paramour--von
Duvitz was his name, I think.  She and her brother were lucky to keep
out of jail.  Ever since then she has been--some say a spy, some say
one thing, some another.  My brother fell foul of her, and lived to
regret it.  She's on her last legs I don't doubt, or she wouldn't be in
Zanzibar."

"Then why the obvious nervous sweat you're in?" demanded Fred.

"And that doesn't account for the abuse she handed out to us," said
Yerkes.

"Why not tip off the authorities that she's a notorious spy?" I asked.

"I suspect they know all about her," he answered.

"But why your alarm?" insisted Fred.

"I'm scarcely alarmed, old thing.  But it's pretty obvious, isn't it,
that she wants us to believe she knows what we're after.  She's
vindictive.  She imagines she owes me a grudge on my brother's account.
It might soothe her to think she had made me nervous.  And by gad--it
sounds like lunacy, and mind you I'm not propounding it for
fact!--there's just one chance that she really does know where the
ivory is!"

"But where's the sense of abusing us?" repeated Yerkes.

"That's the poor thing's way of claiming class superiority," said
Monty. "She was born into one class, married into another, and divorced
into a third.  She'd likely to forget she said an unkind word the next
time she meets you.  Give her one chance and she'll pretend she
believes you were born to the purple--flatter you until you half
believe it yourself.  Later on, when it suits her at the moment, she'll
denounce you as a social impostor!  It's just habit--bad habit, I
admit--comes of the life she leads.  Lots of 'em like her.  Few of 'em
quite so well informed, though, and dangerous if you give 'em a chance."

"I still don't see why you're sweating," said Fred.

"It's hot.  There's a chance she knows where the ivory is!  She has
money, but how?  She'd have begged if she were short of cash!  It's my
impression she has been in German government employ for a number of
years.  Possibly they have paid her to do some spy-work--in the
Zanzibar court, perhaps--the Sultan's a mere boy--"

"Isn't he woolly-headed?" objected Yerkes.

"Mainly Arab.  It's a French game to send a white woman to intrigue at
colored courts, but the Germans are good imitators."

"Isn't she English?" asked Yerkes.

"Her trade's international," said Monty dryly. "My guess is that
Coutlass or Hassan told her what we're supposed to be doing here, and
she pretends to know where the ivory is in order to trap us all in some
way.  The net's spread for me, but there's no objection to catching you
fellows as well."

"She'll need to use sweeter bait than I've seen yet!" laughed Yerkes.

"She'll probably be sweetness itself next time she sees you.  She'll
argue she's created an impression and can afford to be gracious."

"Impression is good!" said Yerkes. "I mean it's bad!  She has created
one, all right!  What's the likelihood of her having double-crossed the
Germans?  Mightn't she have got a clue to where the stuff is, and be
holding for a better market than they offer?"

"I was coming to that," said Monty.  "Yes, it's possible.  But whatever
her game is, don't let us play it for her.  Let her do the leading.  If
she gets hold of you fellows, one at a time or all together, for the
love of heaven tell her nothing!  Let her tell all she likes, but admit
nothing--tell nothing--ask no questions!  That's an old rule in
diplomacy (and remember, she's a diplomat, whatever else she may be!)
Old-stagers can divine the Young ones' secrets from the nature of the
questions they ask!  So if you got the chance, ask her nothing!  Don't
lie, either!  It would take a very old hand to lie to her in such way
that she couldn't see through it!"

"Why not be simply rude and turn our backs?" said I.

"Best of all--provided you can do it!  Remember, she's an old hand!"

"D'you mean," said Yerkes, "that if she were to offer proof that she
knows where that ivory is, and proposed terms, you wouldn't talk it
over?"

"I mean let her alone!" said Monty.

But it turned out she would not be let alone.  We dine in the public
room, but she had her meals sent up to her and we flattered ourselves
(or I did) that her net had been laid in vain. Folk dine late in the
tropics, and we dallied over coffee and cigars, so that it was going on
for ten o'clock when Yerkes and I started upstairs again.  Monty and
Fred went out to see the waterfront by moonlight.

We had reached our door (he and I shared one great room) when we heard
terrific screams from the floor above--a woman's--one after another,
piercing, fearful, hair-raising, and so suggestive in that gloomy, grim
building that a man's very blood stood still.

Yerkes was the first upstairs.  He went like an arrow from a bow, and I
after him.  The screams had stopped before we reached the stairhead,
but there was no doubting which her room was; the door was partly
open, permitting a view of armchairs and feminine garments in some
disorder.  We heard a man talking loud quick Arabic, and a
woman--pleading, I thought.  Yerkes rapped on the door.

"Come in!" said a voice, and I followed Yerkes in.

We were met by her Syrian maid, a creature with gazelle eyes and timid
manner, who came through the doorway leading to an inner room.

"What's the trouble?" demanded Yerkes, and the woman signed to us to go
on in.  Yerkes led the way again impulsively as any knight-errant
rescuing beleaguered dames, but I looked back and saw that the Syrian
woman had locked the outer door.  Before I could tell Will that, he was
in the next room, so I followed, and, like him, stood rather bewildered.

Lady Saffren Waldon sat facing us, rather triumphant, in no apparent
trouble, not alone.  There were four very well-dressed Arabs standing
to one side.  She sat in a basket chair by a door that pretty obviously
led into her bedroom; and kept one foot on a pillow, although I
suspected there was not much the matter with it.

"We heard screams.  Thought you were being murdered!" said Yerkes, out
of breath.

"Oh, indeed, no!  Nothing of the kind!  I fell and twisted my
ankle--very painful, but not serious.  Since you are here, sit down,
won't you?"

"No, thanks," said he, turning to go.

"The maid locked the door on us!" said I, and before the words were out
of my mouth three of the Arabs slipped into the outer room.  There was
no hint or display of weapons of any kind, but they were big men, and
the folds of their garments were sufficiently voluminous to have hidden
a dozen guns apiece.

"She'll open it!" said Will, with inflection that a fool could
understand.

"One minute, please!" said Lady Saffren Waldon.  (It was no poor
imitation of Queen Elizabeth ordering courtiers about.)

"We didn't come to talk," said Will. "Heard screams.  Made a mistake.
Sorry. We're off!"

"No mistake!" she said; and the sweetness Monty prophesied began to
show itself.  The change in her voice was too swift and pronounced to
be convincing.  "I did scream.  I was, in pain.  It was kind of you to
come.  Since you are here I would like you to talk to this gentleman."

She glanced at the Arab, an able-looking man, with nose and eyes
expressive of keen thought, and the groomed gray beard that makes an
Arab always dignified.

"Some other time," said Will. "I've an engagement!"  And he turned to
go again.

"No--now!" she said.  "It's no use--you can't get out! You may as well
be sensible and listen!"

We glanced at each other and both remembered Monty's warning.  Will
laughed.

"Take seats," she said, with a very regal gesture.  She was not
carelessly dressed, as she had been earlier in the day.  From hair to
silken hose and white kid shoes she was immaculate, and she wore rouge
and powder now.  In that yellow lamplight (carefully placed, no doubt)
she was certainly good-looking.  In fact, she was good-looking at any
time, and only no longer able to face daylight with the tale of youth.
Her eyes were weapons, nothing less.  We remained standing.

"This gentleman will speak to you," she said, motioning to the Arab to
commence, and he bowed--from the shoulders upward.

"I am from His Highness the Sultan of Zanzibar" he announced, a little
pompously.  "A minister from His Highness."  (In announcing their own
importance Arabs very seldom err in the direction of under-estimate.)
"I speak about the ivory, which I am informed you propose to set out on
a journey to discover."

"Where did you get your information?" Yerkes countered.

"Don't be absurd!" ordered Lady Safrren Waldon.  "I gave it to him!
Where else need he go to get it?"

"Where did you get it, then?" he retorted.

"Never mind!  Listen to what Hamed Ibrahim has to say!"

The Arab bowed his head slightly a second time.

"The ivory you seek," he said, "is said to be Tippoo Tib's own, and he
will not tell the hiding-places.  It does not belong to him.  Such
little part of it as ever was his was long ago swallowed by the
interest on claims against him.  The whole is now in truth the property
of His Highness the Sultan of Zanzibar, and whoever discovers it shall
receive reward from the owner.  His Highness is willing, through me his
minister, to make treaty in advance in writing with suitable parties
intending to make search."

"You mean the Sultan wants to hire me to hunt for ivory for him?"  Will
asked, and the Arab made a gesture of impatience.  At that Lady Saffren
Waldon cut in, very vinegary once more.

"You two men are prisoners!  Show much more sense!  Come to terms or
take the consequences!  Listen!  Tippoo Tib buried the ivory.  The
Sultan of Zanzibar claims it.  The German government, for reasons of
its own, backs the Sultan's claim; ivory found in German East Africa
will be handed over to him in support of his claim to all the rest of
it.  If you--Lord Montdidier and the rest of you--care to sign an
agreement with the Sultan of Zanzibar you can have facilities.  You
shall be supplied with guides who can lead you to the right place to
start your search from--"

"Thought you wanted Lord Montdidier to say in London that you know
where it all is," Will objected.

She colored slightly, and glared.

"Perhaps I am one of the guides," she said darkly.  "I know more than I
need tell for the sake of this argument!  The point is, you can have
facilities if you sign an agreement with the Sultan.  Otherwise, you
will be dogged wherever you go!  Whatever you should find would be
claimed!  Every difficulty will be made for you--every treachery
conceivable practised on you.  Lord Montdidier can get influential
backing, but not influence among the natives!  He can not get good men
and true information by pulling wires in London.  The British
government once offered ten per cent. of the value of the ivory found.
The Sultan of Zanzibar offers twenty per cent.--"

"Twenty-five per cent.," corrected Hamed Ibrahim.

"Yes, but I should want five per cent. for my commission!"

"This sounds like a different yarn to the one you told on the stairs
this afternoon," said Will. "See Monty and tell it to him."

"It is for you to tell Lord Montdidier.  He runs away from me!"

"I refuse to tell him a word!" said Will, with a laugh like that of a
boy about to plunge into a swimming pool--sort of "Here goes!"

"You are extremely ill advised!"

"Do your worst!  Monty'll be hunting for us two in about a minute.
We're prisoners, are we?  Suit yourself!"

"You are prisoners while I choose!  You could be killed in this room,
removed in sacks, thrown to the sharks in the roadstead, and nobody the
wiser!  But I have no intention of killing you.  As it happens, that
would not suit my purpose!"

We both glanced behind us involuntarily.  It may be that we both heard
a footstep, but it is always difficult to say certainly after the
event.  At any rate, while in the act of turning our heads, two of the
three Arabs, who had previously left the room, threw nooses over them
and bound our arms to our sides with the jiffy-swiftness only sailors
know.  The third man put the finishing touches, and presently adjusted
gags with a neatness and solicitude worthy of the Inquisition.

"Throw them!" she ordered, and in a second our heels were struck from
under us and I was half stunned by the impact of my head against the
solid floor (for all the floors of that great place were built to
resist eternity).

"Now!" she said. "Show them knives!"

We were shown forthwith the ugliest, most suggestive weapons I have
ever seen--long sliver-thin blades sharper than razors.  The Arabs
knelt on our chests (their knees were harder and more merciless than
wooden clubs) and laid the blades, edge-upward, on the skin of our
throats.

"Let them feel!" she ordered.

I felt a sharp cut, and the warm blood trickled down over my jugular to
the floor.  I knew it was only a skin-cut, but did not pretend to
myself I was enjoying the ordeal.

"Now!" she said.

The Arabs stepped away and she came and stood between us, looking down
at one and then the other.

"There isn't a place in Africa," she said, "that you can hide in where
the Sultan's men can't find you!  There isn't a British officer in
Africa who would believe you if you told what has happened in this room
tonight!  Yet Lord Montdidier will believe you--he knows you
presumably, and certainly he knows me!  So tell Lord Montdidier exactly
what has happened!  Assure him with my compliments that his throat and
yours shall be cut as surely as you dare set out after that ivory
without signing my agreement first.  Tell Lord Montdidier he may be
friends with me if he cares to.  As his friend I will help make him
rich for life!  As his enemy, I will make Africa too hot and dangerous
to hold him!  Let him choose!"

She stepped back and, without troubling to turn away, put powder on her
nose and chin.

"Now let them up!" she said.

The Arabs lifted us to our feet.

"Loose them!"

The expert of the three slipped the knots like a wizard doing parlor
tricks; but I noticed that the other two held their knives extremely
cautiously.  We should have been dead men if we had made a pugnacious
motion.

"Now you may go!  Unless Lord Montdidier agrees with me, the only
safety for any of you is away from Africa!  Go and tell him!  Go!"

"I'll give you your answer now!" said Will.

"No, you don't!" said I, remembering Monty's urgent admonition to tell
her nothing and ask no questions.  "Come away, Will!  There's nothing
to be gained by talking back!"

"Right you are!" he said, laughing like a boy again--this time like a
boy whose fight has been broken off without his seeking or consent.
Like me, he pulled out a handkerchief and wiped blood from his neck.
The sight of his own blood--even such a little trickle as that--has
peculiar effect an a man.

"By Jiminy, she has scratched the wrong dog's ear!" he growled to me as
we went to the door together.

"They're all in there!" I said excitedly, when the door slammed shut
behind us.  "Hurry down and get me a gun!  I'll hold the door while you
run for police and have 'em arrested!"

"Piffle!" he said.  "Come on!  Three Sultan's witnesses and two lone
white women against us two--come away!  Come away!"

Monty and Fred were still out, so we went to our own room.

"I'm wondering," I said, "what Monty will say."

"I'm not!" said Will.  "I'm not troubling, either!  I'm not going to
tell Monty a blessed word!  See here--she thinks she knows where some
o' that ivory is.  Maybe the government of German East Africa is in on
the deal, and maybe not; that makes no present difference.  She thinks
she's wise.  And she has fixed up with the Sultan to have him claim it
when found, so's she'll get a fat slice of the melon.  There's a scheme
on to get the stuff, when who should come on the scene but our little
party, and that makes 'em all nervous, 'cause Monty's a bad man to be
up against.  Remember:  she claimed that she knows Monty and he knows
her.  She means by that that he knows she's a desperado, and she thinks
he'll draw the line at a trip that promises murder and blackmail and
such like dirty work.  So she puts a scare into us with a view to our
throwing a scare into him.  If I scare any one, it's going to be that
dame herself.  I'll not tell Monty a thing!"

"How about Coutlass the Greek?" said I. "D'you suppose he's her
accomplice?"

"Maybe!  One of her dupes perhaps!  I suspect she'll suck him dry of
information and cast him off like a lemon rind.  I dare bet she's using
him.  She can't use me!  Shall you tell Monty?"

"No," I said.  "Not unless we both agreed."

He nodded.  "You and I weren't born to what they call the purple.
We're no diplomatists; but we get each other's meaning."

"Here come Monty and Fred," said I.  "Is my neck still bloody?  No,
yours doesn't show."

We met them at the stairhead, and Monty did not seem to notice anything.

"Fred has composed a song to the moonlight on Zanzibar roadstead while
you fellows were merely after-dinner mundane.  D'you suppose the
landlord 'ud make trouble if we let him sing it?"

"Let's hope so!" said Will.  "I'm itching for a row like they say
drovers in Monty's country itch for mile-stones!  Let Fred warble.
I'll fight whoever comes!"

Monty eyed him and me swiftly, but made no comment.

"Bill's homesick!" said Fred.  "The U. S. eagle wants its Bowery!
We'll soothe the fowl with thoughts of other things--where's the
concertina?"

"No, no, Fred, that'll be too much din!"

Monty made a grab for the instrument, but Fred raised it above his head
and brought it down between his knees with chords that crashed like
wedding bells.  Then he changed to softer, languorous music, and when
he had picked out an air to suit his mood, sat down and turned art
loose to do her worst.

He has a good voice.  If he would only not pull such faces, or make so
sure that folk within a dozen blocks can hear him, he might pass for a
professional.

"Music suggestive of moonlight!" he said, and began:

        "The sentry palms stand motionless. Masts move against the sky.
        With measured creak of curving spars dhows gently to the
                jeweled stars
        Rock out a lullaby.

        "Silver and black sleeps Zanzibar. The moonlit ripples croon
        Soft songs of loves that perfect are, long tales of
                red-lipped spoils of war,
        And you--you smile, you moon!
        For I think that beam on the placid sea
        That splashes, and spreads, and dips, and gleams,
        That dances and glides till it comes to me
        Out of infinite sky, is the path of dreams,
        And down that lane the memories run
        Of all that's wild beneath the sun!"

"You fellows like that one?  Anybody coming?  Nobody for Will to fight
yet?  Too bad!  Well--we'll try a-gain!  There's no chorus.  It's all
poetic stuff, too gentle to be yowled by three such cannibals as you!
Listen!

        "Old as the moonlit silences, to-night's loves are the same
        As when for ivory from far, and cloves and gems of Zanzibar
        King Solomon's men came.

        "Sinful and still the same roofs lie that knew da Gama's heel,
        Those beams that light these sleepy waves looked on when
              men threw murdered slaves
        To make the sharks a meal.
        And I think that beam on the silvered swell
        That spreads, and splashes, and gleams, and dips,
        That has shone on the cruel and brave as well,
        On the trail o' the slaves and the ivory ships,
        Is the lane down which the memories run
        Of all that's wild beneath the sun."

The concertina wailed into a sort of minor dirge and ceased.  Fred
fastened the catch, and put the instrument away.

"Why don't you applaud?" he asked.

"Oh, bravo, bravo!" said Will and I together.

Monty looked hard at both of us.

"Strange!" he remarked.  "You're both distracted, and you've each got a
slight cut over the jugular!"

"Been trying out razors," said Yerkes.

"Um-m-m!" remarked Monty. "Well--I'm glad it's no worse.  How about
bed, eh?  Better lock your door--that lady up-stairs is what the
Germans call gefaehrlich!*  Goo'night!"

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* Gefaehrlich, dangerous.
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CHAPTER THREE


THE NJO HAPA SONG

  Tongues!  Oh, music of eastern tongues, harmonied murmur
        of streets ahum!
  Trade!  Oh, frasila weights of clove--ivory--copra--copal
        gum--
  Rubber--vanilla and tortoise-shell!  The methods change.
        The captains come.

        I was old when the clamor o' Babel's end
        (All seas were chartless then!)
        Drove forth the brood, and Solitude
        Was the newest quest of men.
        I lay like a gem in a silken sea
        Unseen, uncoveted, unguessed
        Till scented winds that waft afar
        Bore word o' the warm delights there are
        Where ground-swells sing by Zanzibar
        Long rhapsodies of rest.

  Wild, oh wilder than winter blasts my wet skies shriek when
        the winds are freed.
  Mild, oh milder than virgin mirth is the laugh o' the reefs
        where sea-birds feed,
  Screaming and skirling and down again. (Though the sea-birds
        warn do captains heed?)


There is no public landing wharf at Zanzibar.  Passengers have to
submit their persons into the arms of loud-lunged Swahili longshoremen,
who recognize one sole and only point of honor:  neither passenger nor
luggage shall be dropped into the surf.

Their invariable habit, the instant the view-halloa is raised, is to
scamper headlong, pounce on the victim and pull him apart (or so it
feels) until fortune, superior strength, or some such element decides
the point; and then more often than not it is the victim's fate to be
carried between two men, each hold of a thigh, each determined to get
ashore or to the boat first, and each grimly resolved not to let go
until three times the proper fee shall have been paid.  Of only these
two things let the passenger assure himself--fight how he may, he will
neither escape their clutches nor get wet.  Rather they will hold him
upside-down until the contents of his pockets fall into the surf.  Dry
on the beach or into the boat they will dump him.  And whatever he
shall pay them will surely be insufficient.

But we had a privy councilor of England of our party, and favors were
shown us that never fall to the lot of ordinary travelers.  Opposite
the Sultan's palace is the Sultan's private wharf, so royal and private
that it is a prison offense to trespass on it without written
permission.  Because of his official call at the Residency, and of his
card left on the Sultan, wires had been pulled, and a pompous
individual whose black face sweated greasily, and whose palm itched for
unearned increment, called on Monty very shortly after breakfast with
intimation that the wharf had been placed at our disposal, since His
Highness the Sultan desired to do us honor.

So when the B. I. steamer dropped anchor in the great roadstead shortly
after noon we were taken to the wharf by one of the Sultan's
household--a very civil-spoken Arab gentleman--and three English
officers met us there who made a fuss over Monty and were at pains to
be agreeable to the rest of us.  While we stood chatting and waiting
for the boat that should row us and belongings the mile-and-a-half or
so to the steamer, I saw something that made me start.  Fred gazed
presently in the same direction.

"Johnson is number one!" he said, as if checking off my mental
processes.  He meant Hassan.  "Number two is Georges Coutlass, our
friend the Greek.  Number three is--am I drunk this early in the
day?--what do you see?--doesn't she look to you like?--by the big blind
god of men's mistakes it's--Monty!  Didums, you deaf idiot, look!  See!"

At that everybody naturally looked the same way.  Everybody nodded.
Coutlass the Greek, and Hassan, reputed nephew of Tippoo Tib, were
headed in one boat toward the steamer, the worse for the handling, but
right side up and no angrier than the usual passenger.  Following them
was another boat containing a motley assortment of Arabs and
part-Arabs, who might, or might not be associated with them.

On the beach still, surrounded yet by a swarm of longshoremen who
yelled and fought, Lady Isobel Saffren Waldon and her Syrian maid stood
at bay.  Her two Swahili men-servants were overwhelmed and already
being carried to a boat.  Her luggage was being borne helter-skelter
after them, and another boat waited for her just beyond the belt of
surf, the rowers standing up to yell encouragement at the sweating pack
that dared not close in on its victims.  Lady Isobel Saffren Waldon
appeared to have no other weapon than a parasol, but she had plainly
the upper hand.

"She has a way with her with natives," said the senior officer present.

"It's a pity," said Monty.  "I mean, one scarcely likes to use this
wharf and watch that."

"Quite so.  Yet we daren't accord her official recognition.  She'd be
certain to make capital out of it.  We're awfully glad she's going.
The Residency atmosphere is one huge sigh of relief.  We would like to
speed the parting guest, but it mayn't be done.  However, you'll know
there are others not so particular.  I imagine her friends are late for
the appointment."

"Where's she going?" asked Monty.

"British East Africa."

"Mombasa?"

"And then on.  She has drafts on a German merchant in Nairobi."

From that moment until we were safely in our quarters on the steamer
Monty's attitude became one of rigid indifference toward her or
anything to do with her.  The British officers went out to the steamer
with us, but all the way Monty only talked of the climate, trade
conditions, and the other subjects to which polite conversation of
Africa's east coast is limited.  Fred kept nudging him, but Monty took
no notice.  Yerkes whispered to Fred.  Then I heard Fred whisper to
Monty in one of those raucous asides that he perfectly well knows can
be heard by everybody.

"Why don't you ask 'em about her, you ass?"

But Monty refused to rise.  He talked of the bowed and ancient slaves
of Zanzibar, who refused in those days to be set free and afforded
prolific ground for attack on British public morals by people whose
business it is to abuse England for her peccadillos and forget her
virtues.*

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* In 1914 there were still thousands of slaves in German East, although
the German press and public were ever loudest in their condemnation of
British conditions.
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We reached the ship, and were watching our piles of luggage arrive up
the accommodation ladder when the solution of Lady Isobel Saffren
Waldon's problem appeared.  She arrived alongside in the official boat
of the German consulate, a German officer in white uniform on either
hand, and the German ensign at the stern.

"Pretty fair impudence, paying official honors to our undesirables, yet
I don't see what we can do," said the senior from the Residency.

Yerkes drew me aside.

"Did you ever see anything more stupidly British?" he demanded.

"It's as obvious as the nose on your face that she's up to some game.
It's as plain as twice two that the Germans are backing her whether the
British like it or not.  Look at those two Heinies now!"

We faced about and watched them.  After bowing Lady Waldon to her
cabin, they approached our party with brazen claim to recognition--and
received it.  They were met, and spoken to apparently as cordially as
if their friendship had been indisputable.

"Did you ever see anything to beat it?  Why not kick 'em into the sea?
Either that woman's a crook or she isn't.  If she isn't, then the
British have treated her shamefully, turning their backs on her.  But
we know she is a crook!  And so do they.  The Germans know it, too, and
they're flaunting her under official British noses!  They're using her
to start something the British won't like, and the British know it!
Yet she's going to be allowed to travel to British territory on a
British ship, and the Heinies are shaken hands with!  If you complained
to Monty I bet he'd say, 'Don't talk fight unless you mean fight!'"

"Monty might also add, 'Don't talk-fight!'" said I.

"Oh, rot!" Will answered.  "British individuals may bridle a bit, but
their government'll shut its eyes until too late, whatever happens!
You mark my words!"

We strolled back toward our party in great discontent, I as much as he,
never supposing there was another country in the world that could so
deliberately shut its eyes to dog's work until absolutely forced to
interfere, by a hair not quite too late.

Coutlass and Hassan traveled second-class--the Arab and half-Arab
contingent third--and none of them troubled us, at present, except that
Will swore at sight of Coutlass swaggering as if the ship and her
contents were all his.

"To hear him brag you'd believe the British government afraid of him!"
he grumbled.

But an immediate problem drove Coutlass out of mind.  Lady Isobel
Saffren Waldon had been given a cabin in line with ours, at the end of
our corridor.  Her maid, and her two Swahili servants were obliged to
pass our doors to get to her cabin at all.  As nearly all ships' cabins
on those hot routes do, ours intercommunicated by a metal grill for
ventilating purposes, and a word spoken in one cabin above a whisper
could be heard in the next.

Fred was the first to realize conditions.  He opened his door in his
usual abrupt way to visit Monty's cabin and almost fell over the Syrian
maid, her eye at Monty's key-hole--a little too early in the game to
pass for sound judgment, as Fred was at pains to assure her.

The alarm being given, we locked our cabin doors, repaired to the
smoking-room, and ordered drinks at a center table where no
eavesdropper could overhear.

"It's one of two things," said Monty.  He had his folding board out,
and we did not doubt he would play chess from there to London.  "Either
they know exactly where that ivory is, or they haven't the slightest
idea."

"My, but you're wise!" said Will.

Monty ignored him.  "They suspect us of knowing.  They mean to prevent
our getting any of it.  If they do know, they've some reason of their
own for not getting it themselves at present.  If they don't know, they
suspect we know and intend to claim what we find."

"How should they think we know?" objected Will.  "The first we ever
heard of the stuff was in the lazaretto in Zanzibar."

"True.  Juma told us.  Juma probably told them that we told him.
Natives often put the cart before the horse without the slightest
intention of lying."

"All the same, why should they believe him?"

"Why not?  Zanzibar's agog with the story--after all these years. The
ivory must have been buried more than a quarter of a century ago. Some
one's been stirring the mud. We arrive, unexpectedly from nowhere, ask
questions about the ivory, make plans for British East Africa--and
there you are!  The people who were merely determined to get the stuff
jump to the false conclusion that we really know where it is.''

"Q. E. D.!" said Fred, finishing his drink.

"Not at all," said Monty.  "There are two things yet to be
demonstrated.  They're true, but not proven.  The German government is
after the stuff.  And the German government has very special reasons
for secrecy and tricks."

"We four against the German government looks like longish odds," said
I.

"Remains to be seen," said Monty.  "If the German government's very
special reasons were legal or righteous they'd be announced with a
fanfare of trumpets."

"Where's all this leading us?" demanded Fred.

"To a slight change of plan," said Monty.

"Thank the lord!  That means you don't go to Brussels--stay with us!"

"Nothing of the sort, Fred.  But you three keep together.  They're
going to watch you.  You watch them.  Watch Schillingschen particularly
closely, if you find him.  The closer they watch you, the more likely
they are to lose sight of me.  I'll take care to have several red
herrings drawn across my trail after I reach London.  Perhaps I'll
return down the west coast and travel up the Congo River.  At any rate,
when I do come, and whichever way I come, I'll have everything legal,
in writing.  Let your game be to seem mysterious.  Seem to know more
than you do, but don't tell anybody anything.  Above all, listen!"

Fred leaned back in his chair and laughed.

"Didums!" he said.  "This is the idioticest wild goose chase we ever
started on!  I admit I nosed it.  I gave tongue first.  But think of
it--here we are--four sensible men--hitherto sensible--off after ivory
that nobody can really prove exists, said to be buried somewhere in a
tract of half-explored country more than a thousand miles each way--and
the German government, and half the criminals in Africa already on our
idiotic heels!"

"Yet the German government and the crooks seem convinced, too, that
there's something worth looking for!" laughed Monty.  And none of us
could answer that.

For that matter, none of us would have been willing to withdraw from
the search, however dim the prospect of success might seem in the
intervals when cold reason shed its comfortless rays on us.  Intuition,
or whatever it is that has proved superior so often to worldly wisdom
(temptation, Fred calls it!) outweighed reason, and Fred himself would
have been last to agree to forego the search.

The voyage is short between Zanzibar and Mombasa, but there was
incident.  We were spied on after very thorough fashion, Lady Saffren
Waldon's title and gracious bearing (when that suited her) being
practical weapons.  The purser was Goanese--beside himself with the
fumes of flattery.  He had a pass-key, so the Syrian maid went through
our cabins and searched thoroughly everything except the wallet of
important papers that Monty kept under his shirt.  The first and second
officers were rather young, unmarried men possessed of limitless
ignorance of the wiles of such as Lady Waldon.  It was they who signed
a paper recommending Coutlass to the B. I. agents and a lot of other
reputable people in Mombasa and elsewhere, thus offsetting the
possibility that the authorities might not let him land.  (Had we known
all that at the time, Monty's word against him might have caused him to
be shipped back whence he came, but we did not find it out until
afterward; nor did we know the law.)

And at Mombasa we made our first united, serious mistake.  It was put
to the vote. We all agreed.

"I can come ashore," said Monty, "introduce you to officialdom, get you
put up for the club, and be useful generally.  That, though, 'll lend
color to the theory that you're in league with me--whereas, if I leave
you to your own resources, that may help lose my scent.  When they pick
it up again we'll be knowing better where we stand."

"If you came ashore for a few hours we'd have the benefit of your
prestige," said I.

"I admit it."

"I suspect a title's mighty near as useful on British territory as in
N'York or Boston," said Will.  "We'd bask in smiles."

"Not wholly," said Monty. "There's another side to that.  There's an
English official element that would rather be rude to some poor devil
with a title than draw pay (and it loves its pay, you may believe me!).
You'd have friends in high places, but make enemies, too, if I go
ashore with you."

"What's your own proposal?" Fred demanded.

"I've stated it.  I want you fellows to choose.  There's no need of me
ashore--that's to say, I've a draft to bearer for the amount you three
have in the common fund--here, take it.  If you think you'll need more
than that, then I'll have to go to the bank with you and cash some of
my own draft.  I think you'll have enough."

"Plenty," said Will.

"Let's send him home!" proposed Fred.

"How about communications?"  We had contrived a code already with the
aid of a pocket Portuguese-English dictionary, of which Fred and Monty
each possessed a similar edition.

"The Mombasa Bank, Will.  You keep them posted as to your whereabouts.
When I write the bank manager I'll ask him to keep my address a secret."

So we said good-by to Monty and left him on board, and wished we hadn't
a dozen times before noon next day, and a hundred times within the
week.  The last sight we had of him was as the shore boat came
alongside the wharf and the half-breed customs officials pounced
smiling on us.  My eyes were keenest.  I could see Monty pacing the
upper deck, too rapidly for evidence of peace of mind--a
straight-standing, handsome figure of a man.  I pointed him out to the
others, and we joked about him.  Then the gloom of the customs shed
swallowed us, and there was a new earth and, for the present, no more
sea.

The island of Mombasa is so close to the cocoanut-fringed mainland that
a railway bridge connects them.  Like Zanzibar, it is a place of
strange delights, and bridled lawlessness controlled by the veriest
handful of Englishmen.  There are strange hotels--strange
dwellings--streets--stores--tongues and faces.  The great grim fort
that brave da Gama built, and held against all comers, dominates the
sea front and the lower town.  The brass-lunged boys who pounce on
baggage, fight for it, and tout for the grandly named hotels are of as
many tribes as sizes, as many tongues as tribes.

Everything is different--everything strange--everything, except the
heat, delightful.  And as Fred said, "some folk would grumble in hell!"
Trees, flowers, birds, costumes of the women, sheen of the sea, glint
of sun on bare skins of every shade from ivory to ebony, dazzling coral
roadway and colored coral walls, babel of tongues, sack-saddled donkeys
sleepily bearing loads of coral for new buildings, and--winding in and
out among it all--the narrow-gauge tramway on which trolleys pushed by
stocky little black men carry officialdom gratis, and the rest of the
world and his wife according to tariff; all those things are the
alphabet of Mombasa's charm.  Arranged, and rearranged--by chance, by
individual perspective, and by point of view--they spell fascination,
attractiveness, glamour, mystery.  And no acquaintance with Mombasa,
however intimate or old, dispels the charm to the man not guilty of
cynicism.  To the cynic (and for him) there are sin--as Africa alone
knows how to sin--disease, of the dread zymotic types--and death; death
peering through the doors of godowns, where the ivory tusks are piled;
death in the dark back-streets of the bazaar, where tired policemen
wage lop-sided warfare against insanitary habits and a quite
impracticable legal code; death on the beach, where cannibal crabs
parade in thousands and devour all helpless things; death in the scrub
(all green and beautiful) where the tiny streets leave off and snakes
claim heritage; death in the grim red desert beyond the coast-line,
where lean, hopeless jackals crack today men's dry bones left fifty
years ago by the slave caravans--marrowless bones long since stripped
clean by the ants.  But we are not all cynics.

Last to be cynic or pessimist was Louis McGregor Abraham, proprietor of
the Imperial Hotel--Syrian by birth, Jew by creed, Englishman by
nationality, and admirer first, last and all the time of all things
prosperous and promising, except his rival, the Hotel Royal.

"You came to the right place," he assured us when the last hot porter
had dumped the last of our belongings on the porch, had ceased from
chattering to watch Fred's financial methods, had been paid double the
customary price, and had gone away grumbling (to laugh at us behind our
backs).  "They'd have rooked you at the other hole--underfed you,
overcharged you, and filled you full of lies.  I tell the truth to folk
who come to my hotel."

And he did, some of it.  He was inexhaustible, unconquerable, tireless,
an optimist always.  He had a store that was part of the hotel, in
which he claimed to sell "everything the mind of man could wish for in
East Africa"; and the boast was true.  He even sold American dime
novels.

"East Africa's a great country!" he kept assuring us.  "Some day we'll
all be rich!  Have to get ready for it!  Have to be prepared!  Have to
stock everything the mind of man can want, to encourage new arrivals
and make the old ones feel at home.  Lose a little money, but why
grumble?  Get it back when the boom comes.  As it will, mind you.  As
it will.  Can't help it.  Richest country in the world--grow
anything--find anything--game--climate--elevation--scenery--natives by
the million to do the work--all good!  Only waiting for white men with
energy, and capital to start things really moving!"

But there were other points of view.  We went to the bank, and found
its manager conservative.  The amount of the draft we placed to our
credit insured politeness.

"Be cautious," he advised us.  "Take a good look round before you
commit yourselves!"

He agreed to manage the interchange of messages between us and Monty,
and invited us all to dinner that evening at the club; so we left the
bank feeling friendly and more confident.  Later, a chance-met English
official showed us over the old fort (now jail) where men of more
breeds and sorts than Noah knew, better clothed and fed than ever in
their lives, drew endless supplies of water in buckets from da Gama's
well.

"Some of them have to be kicked out when their sentences expire!" he
told us.  "See you at the club tonight.  Glad to help welcome you."

But there was a shock in store, and as time passed the shocks increased
in number and intensity.  Our guns had not been surrendered to us by
the customs people.  We had paid duty on them second-hand at the rate
for new ones, and had then been told to apply for them at the
collector's office, where our names and the guns' numbers would be
entered on the register--for a fee.

We now went to claim them, and on the way down inquired at a store
about ammunition.  We were told that before we could buy cartridges we
would need a permit from the collector specifying how many, and of what
bore we might buy.  There was an Arab in the store ahead of us.  He was
buying Martini Henry cartridges.  I asked whether he had a permit, and
was told he did not need one.

"Being an Arab?" I asked.

"Being well known to the government," was the answer.

We left the store feeling neither quite so confident nor friendly.  And
the collector's Goanese assistant did the rest of the disillusioning.

No, we could not have our guns.  No, we could have no permit for
ammunition.  No, the collector was not in the office.  No, he would not
be there that afternoon.  It was provided in regulations that we could
have neither guns, sporting licenses, nor permits for ammunition.  The
guns were perfectly safe in the government godown--would not be
tampered with--would be returned to us when we chose to leave the
country.

"But, good God, we've paid duty on them!" Oakes protested.

"You should not have brought the guns with you unless you desired to
pay duty," said the Goanese.

"But where's the collector?" Yerkes demanded.

"I am only assistant," was the answer.  "How should I know?"

The man's insolence, of demeanor and words, was unveiled, and the more
we argued with him the more sullen and evasive he grew, until at last
he ordered us out of the office.  At that we took chairs and announced
our intention of staying until the collector should come or be fetched.
We were informed that the collector was the most important government
official in Mombasa--information that so delighted Fred that he grew
almost good tempered again.

"I'd rather twist a big tail than a little one!" he announced.  "Shall
we sing to pass the time?"

The Goanese called for the askari,* half-soldier, half-police-man, who
drowsed in meek solitude outside the office door.

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* Askari, soldier.
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"Remove these people, please!" he said in English, and then repeated it
in Kiswahili.

The askari eyed us, shifted his bare feet uncomfortably, screwed up his
courage, tried to look stern, and said something in his own tongue.

"Put them out, I said!" said the Goanese.

"He orders you to put us out!" grinned Fred.

"The office closes at three," said the Goanese, glancing at the clock
in a half-hearted effort to moderate his own daring.

"Not unless the collector comes and closes it himself, it doesn't!"
Fred announced with folded arms.

Will pulled out two rupees and offered them to the sentry.

"Go and bring us some food," he said. "We intend to stay in here until
your bwana makubwa* comes."

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* Bwana makubwa, lit. big master, senior government officer.
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The sentry refused the money, waving it aside with the air of a Caesar
declining a crown.

"Gee!" exclaimed Will.  "You've got to hand it to the British if they
train colored police to refuse money."

The askari, it seemed, was a man of more than one kind of discretion.
Without another word to the Goanese he saluted the lot of us with a
sweep of his arm, turned on his heel and vanished--not stopping in his
hurry to put on the sandals that lay on the door-step.  We amused
ourselves while he was gone by flying questions at the Goanese,
calculated to disturb what might be left of his equanimity without
giving him ground for lawsuits.

"How old are you?"--"How much pay do you get?"--"How long have you held
your job?"--"Do you ever get drunk?"--"Are you married?"--"Does your
wife love you?"--"Do you keep white mice?"--"Is your life
insured?"--"How often have you been in jail?"--"Are you honest?"--"Are
you vaccinated against the jim-jams?"--"Why is your name Fernandez and
not Braganza?"

The man was about distracted, for he had been unwise enough to try to
answer, when suddenly the collector came in great haste and stalked
through the office into the inner room.

"Fernandez!" he called as he passed, and the Goanese hurried after him,
hugely relieved.  There was five minute's consultation behind the
partition in tones too low for us to catch more than a word or two, and
then Fernandez came out again with a "Now wait and see, my hearties!"
smile on his face.  He was actually rubbing his palms together, sure of
a swift revenge.

"He says you are to go in there," he announced.

So we filed in, Fred Oakes first, and it seemed to me the moment I saw
the collector's face that the outlook was not so depressing.  He looked
neither young nor incompetent.  His jaw was neither receding nor too
prominent.  His neck sat on his shoulders with the air of full
responsibility, unsought but not refused.  And his eyes looked straight
into those of each of us in turn with a frank challenge no honest
fellow could resent.

"Take seats, won't you," he said. "Your names, please?"

We told him, and he wrote them down.

"My clerk tells me you tried to bribe the askari.  You shouldn't do
that.  We are at great pains to keep the police dependable.  It's too
bad to put temptation in their way."

Will, with cold precision, told him the exact facts.  He listened to
the end, and then laughed.

"One more Goanese mistake!" he said.  "We have to employ them.  They
mean well.  The country has no money to spend on European office
assistants.  Well--what can I do for you?"

At that Fred cut loose.

"We want our guns before dark!" he said.  "It's the first time my
character has been questioned by any government, and I say the same for
my friends!"

"Oh?" said the collector, eying us strangely.

"Yes!" said Fred.

"That is so," said I.

"Entirely so," said Will.

"I have information," said the collector, tapping with a pencil on his
blotter, "that you men are ivory hunters.  That you left Portuguese
territory because the German consul there had to request the Portuguese
government to expel you."

"All easily disproved," said Fred. "Confront us, please, with our
accusers."

"And that Lord Montdidier, with whom you have been traveling, became so
disgusted with your conduct that he refused to land with you at this
port as he at first intended!"

We all three gasped.  The first thing that occurred to me, and I
suppose to all of us, was to send for Monty.  His steamer was not
supposed to sail for an hour yet.  But the thought had hardly flashed
in mind when we heard the roar of steam and clanking as the anchor
chain came home.  The sound traveled over water and across roofs like
the knell of good luck--the clanking of the fetters of ill fate.

"Where's her next stop?" said I.

"Suez," Fred answered.

Simultaneously then to all three the thought came too that this
interpretation of Monty's remaining on board was exactly what we
wanted.  The more people suspected us of acting independently of him
the better.

"Confront us with our accusers!" Fred insisted.

"You are not accused--at least not legally," said the collector.  "You
are refused rifle and ammunition permits, that is all."

"On the ground of being ivory hunters?"

"Suspected persons--not known to the government--something rather
stronger than rumor to your discredit, and nothing known in your favor."

"What recourse have we?" Fred demanded.

"Well--what proof can you offer that you are bona fide travelers or
intending settlers?  Are you ivory hunters or not?"

"I'll answer that," said Fred--dexterously I thought, "when I've seen a
copy of the game laws. We're law-abiding men."

The collector handed us a well thumbed copy of the Red Book.

"They're all in that," he said.  "I'll lend it to you, or you can buy
one almost anywhere in town.  If you decide after reading that to go
farther up country I'm willing to issue provisional game licenses,
subject to confirmation after I've looked into any evidence you care to
submit on your own behalf.  You can have your guns against a cash
deposit--"

"How big?"

"Two hundred rupees for each gun!"

Fred laughed.  The demand was intended to be away over our heads.  The
collector bridled.

"But no ammunition," he went on, "until your claim to respectability
has been confirmed.  By the way, the only claim you've made to me is
for the guns.  You've told me nothing about yourselves."

"Two hundred a gun?" said Fred.  "Counting a pistol or revolver as
one?  Three guns apiece--nine guns--eighteen hundred rupees' deposit?"

The collector nodded with a sort of grim pleasure in his own
unreasonableness.  Fred drew out our new check book.

"You fellows agreeable?" he asked, and we nodded.

"Here's a check on the Mombasa Bank for ten thousand, and your
government can have as much more again if it wants it," he said.  "Make
me out a receipt please, and write on it what it's for."

The collector wrote.  He was confused, for he had to tear up more than
one blank.

"I suppose we get interest on the money at the legal local rate?" asked
Fred maliciously.

"I'll inquire about that," said the collector.

"Excuse me," said Fred, "but I'm going to give you some advice.  While
you're inquiring, look into the antecedents of Lady Isobel Saffren
Waldon!  It's she who gave out the tip against us.  Her tip's a bad
one.  So is she."

"She hasn't applied for guns or a license," the collector answered
tartly.         "It's people who want to carry firearms--people able
and likely to make trouble whom we keep an eye on."

"She's more likely to make trouble for you than a burning house!" put
in Will Yerkes.  "If my partner hadn't paid you that check I'd be all
for having this business out!  I'm going to let them know in the States
what sort of welcome people receive at this port!"

"You came of your own accord.  You weren't invited," the collector
answered.

"That's a straight-out lie!" snapped Will.  "You know it's a lie!  Why,
there isn't a newspaper in South Africa that hasn't been carrying ads
of this country for months past.  Even papers I've had sent me from the
States have carried press-agent dope about it.  Why, you've been
yelling for settlers like a kid squalling for milk--and you say we're
not invited now we've come here!  I'm going to write and tell the U. S.
papers what that dope is worth!"

"Ivory hunters are not settlers," the collector interjected.

"Who said we're ivory hunters?"  Will was in a fine rage, and Fred and
I leaned back to enjoy the official's discomfort.  "Besides, your ads
bragged about the big game as one of the chief attractions!  All the
information you can possibly have against us must have come from a
female crook in the pay of the German government!  You're not behaving
the way gentlemen do where I was raised!"

"There is no intention to offend," said the collector.

"Intention is good!" said Will, laughing in spite of himself. "There's
another thing I want to know.  What about ammunition?  We're to have
our guns.  They're useless without cartridges.  What about it?"

"The guns shall be sent to your hotel tonight.  The provisional
sporting licenses--if you want them--will be ready tomorrow
morning--seven hundred and fifty rupees apiece--I'll charge them
against your deposit.  If the licenses should be confirmed after
inquiry, I will send you permits through the post for fifty rounds of
ammunition each."

Will snorted.  Fred Oakes yelled with laughter, and I gaped with
indignation.

"I'm going into this to the hilt!" spluttered Fred.  "I wouldn't have
missed it for a fortune!  We three are going to constitute ourselves a
committee of inspection.  We're going to wander the country over and
report home to the newspapers--South African--British--U. S. A.--and
any other part of the world that's interested!  We won't worry about
ammunition.  Send us permits for whatever quantity seems to you proper,
and we'll note it all down in our diaries!"

We all stood up, the collector obviously uncomfortable and we, if not
at ease, at least happier than we had been.

Fred nodded to the collector genially, and we all walked out.

Mombasa is a fairly large island, but the built-over part of it is
small, so it was not surprising that we should emerge from the office
face to face with Lady Saffren Waldon.  She was the one surprised, not
we.  She probably thought she had spiked our guns in that part of the
world forever, and the sight of us coming laughing from the very office
where we should have been made glum must have been disconcerting.

She was riding on one of the little trolley-cars, pushed by two boys in
white official uniform, dressed in her flimsiest best, a lace parasol
across her knee, and beside her an obvious member of the
government--young, and so recently from home as not to have lost his
pink cheeks yet.

Had there not been an awning over the trolley-car she might have used
the parasol to make believe she had not seen us.  But the awning
precluded that, and we were not more than two or three yards away.

"Laugh!" whispered Fred.

So we crossed the track laughing and the trolley had to pause to let us
by.  We laughed as we raised our helmets to her--laughed both at her
and at the pink and white puppy she had taken in leash.  And then the
sort of thing happened that nearly always does when men with a
reasonable faith in their own integrity make up their minds to see
opprobrium through.  Fate stepped hard on our arm of the balance.

If built-over Mombasa is a small place, so is Africa.  So is the world.
Striding down the hill from the other hotel, the rival one, the Royal,
came a man so well known in so many lands that they talk of naming a
tenth of a continent after him--the mightiest hunter since Nimrod, and
very likely mightier than he; surely more looked-up to and
respected--a little, wiry-looking, freckled, wizened man whose beard
had once been red, who walked with a decided limp and blinked genially
from under the brim of a very neat khaki helmet.

"Why, bless my soul if it isn't Fred Oakes!" he exclaimed, in a
squeaky, worn-out voice that is as well known as his face, and
quickened his pace down-hill.

"Courtney!" said Fred.  "There's only one man I'd rather meet!"

The little man laughed.  "Oh, you and your Montdidier are still
inseparable, I suppose!  How are you, Fred?  I'm glad to see you.  Who
are your friends?"

At that minute out came the collector from his office--stood on the
step, and stared.  Fred introduced us to Courtney, and I experienced
the thrill of shaking hands with the man accounts of whose exploits had
fired my schoolboy imagination and made stay-at-home life forever after
an impossibility.

"I missed the steamer, Fred.  Not another for a week.  Going down now
to see about a passage to Somaliland.  I suppose you'll be at the club
after dinner?"

"No" said Fred.  "We've an invitation, but I think we'll send a note
and say we can't come.  We'll dine at our hotel and sit on the veranda
afterward."

I wondered what Fred was driving at, and so did the collector who was
headed across the street and listening with all ears.

"That so?  Not a bad idea.  They've very kindly made me an honorary
member of the club, but I rather expect there's a string to that--eh,
Fred, don't you?  They'll expect stories,--stories.  I get tired of
telling the same tales so many times over.  Suppose I join you fellows,
eh?  I'm at the Royal.  You at the other place?  Suppose I join you
after dinner, and we have a pipe together on the veranda?"

"Nothing I'd like better," said Fred, and I felt too pleased with the
prospect to say anything at all.  Growing old is a foolish and
unnecessary business, but there is no need to forego while young the
thrills of unashamed hero-worship; in fact, that is one of the ways of
continuing young.  It is only the disillusioned (poor deceived ones)
and the cynics, who grow old ungracefully.

We went upstreet, through the shadow of the great grim fort.  The
trolley-car trundled down among the din, smells and colors of the
business-end of town.  Looking over my shoulder I saw Courtney talking
to the collector.

"We're getting absolution, Fred!" said I.

"I'm not sure we need it," Fred answered.  "I hope Courtney won't tell
too much!"  So quickly does a man jump from praying for friends at
court to fearing them!

"Courtney looked to me," said Will, "like a man who would give no games
away."

"Glad you think that of him," said Fred.

"Why?"

"Tell you later, maybe."

But he did not tell until after dinner.  (It was a good dinner for East
Africa.  Shark steak figured in it, under a more respectable name; and
there was zebu hump, guinea-fowl, and more different kinds of fruit
than a man could well remember.)  When it was over we sat in deep
armchairs on the long wide veranda that fronts the whole hotel.  The
evening sea-breeze came and wafted in on us the very scents of Araby;
the night sounds that whisper of wilderness gave the lie to a tinkling
guitar that somewhere in the distance spoke of civilized delights.  The
surf crooned on coral half a mile away, and very good cigar smoke (from
a box that Monty had sent ashore with our belongings) supplemented
coffee and the other aids to physical contentment.  Then, limping
between the armchairs, and ashamed that we should rise to greet
him--motioning us down again with a little nervous laugh--Courtney came
to us.  Within five minutes of his coming the world, and the clock, and
the laws of men might have all reversed themselves for aught we cared.
Without really being conscious he was doing it Courtney plunged into
our problem, grasped it, sized it up, advised us, flooded us with
priceless, wonderful advice, and did it with such almost feminine
sympathy that I believe we would have been telling him our love-affairs
at last, if a glance at the watch he wore in a case at his belt had not
told him it was three A. M.

"There's trouble" he began when he had filled his pipe.  "You boys are
in trouble.  What is it?" he asked, shifting and twitching in his
seat--refusing an armchair--refusing a drink.

"Tell us first what's the matter with you," said Fred.

"Oh, nothing.  An old wound.  A lion once dragged me by this shoulder
half a mile or so.  At this time of year I get pains.  They last a day
or two, then pass--Go on, tell me!"

He never sat really still once that whole evening, yet never once
complained or made a gesture of impatience.

"I propose," said Fred, with a glance at Yerkes and me, "to tell
Courtney everything without reserve."

The little old hunter nodded, watching us with bright blue eyes.  I
received the impression that he knew more secrets than he could tell
should he talk down all the years that might be left him.  He was the
sort of man in whom nearly every one confides.

"We're after Tippoo Tib's ivory!" said Fred, plunging into the middle
of things.  "Monty has gone to drive a bargain with the King of
Belgium.  Do you think it's a wild goose chase?"

Courtney chuckled. "No," he said.  "I wouldn't call it that.  They've
been killing elephants in Africa ever since the flood.  Ivory must have
accumulated.  It's somewhere.  Some of it must be so old and well
seasoned as to be practically priceless, unless rats have spoiled it.
Rats play old Harry with ivory, you know."

"Have you a notion where it is?" demanded Fred.

Courtney laughed.  "Behold me leaving the country!" he said.
"If I knew I'd look.  If I saw I'd take!"

"Can you give us a hint?"

"There are caves near the summit of Mount Elgon that would hold the
world's revenues.  None of them have ever been thoroughly explored.
Cannibals live in some of them.  Cannibals and caverns is a combination
that might appeal to Tippoo Tib, but there's no likelihood that he
buried all that ivory in one place, you know.  I suspect the greater
part is in the Congo, and that the Germans know its whereabouts within
a mile or two."

"How did they discover it?"

"Why don't they dig it out?"

"What keeps 'em from turning their knowledge into money?"

We had forgotten our own troubles.  Courtney, too, seemed to forget for
the moment that he had began by asking us a question.

"Remember Emin Pasha?  When was it--'87--'88--'89 that Stanley went and
rescued him?  Perhaps you recall what was then described as Emin's
ingratitude after the event?  British government offered him a billet.
Khedive of Egypt cabled him the promise of a job, all on Stanley's
recommendation.  Emin turned 'em all down and accepted a job from the
Germans.  Nobody understood it at the time.  My own idea is that Emin
thought he knew more or less where that hoard is.  He didn't really
want to come away with Stanley, you know.  Being a German, I suppose he
preferred to share his secret with his own crowd.  I dare say he
thought of telling Stanley but judged that the 'Rock breaker' might
demand a too large share.  The value of the stuff must be so enormous
that it's almost worth going to war about, from the point of view of a
nation hungry for new colonies.  Emin is dead, and it's likely he left
no exact particulars behind him.  To my personal knowledge the Germans
have had a swarm of spies for a long time operating beyond the Congo
border."

"Were you looking for the stuff yourself?" I asked.

"Oh, no," he laughed.  "But when I'm hunting I look about me.  I'll
tell you where the stuff may possibly be.  There's a section of country
called the Bahr el Gazal that the Congo people claim, but that I
believe will eventually prove to lie on the British side of the
boundary.  It was good elephant country--which is to say bad living and
traveling for man--since the earth took shape out of ooze.  Awful
swampy, malarious, densely wooded, dangerous country, sparsely
inhabited by savages not averse to cannibalism when they've
opportunity.  The ivory may be there.  If the Germans know it's there
they're naturally afraid the British government would claim the whole
district the minute the secret was out.  Their plan may possibly be to
wait until a boundary dispute arises in the ordinary course of time
(keeping a cautious eye on the cache meanwhile, of course) and then
take the Congo government side.  If they can contrive to have it
acknowledged as Congo territory, they might then pick a quarrel with
the Congo government--or come to some sort of terms with them."

"They've patience," I said, "if they're playing that game!"

Courtney raised his eyebrows until his forehead was a mass of deep
wrinkles.  Then he blew a dozen smoke rings.

"Patient--perhaps.  It's my impression they're as remorseless and
persistent as white ants--undermining, digging, devouring everywhere
while the rest of the world sleeps.  Do you remember there was a mutiny
of native troops in Uganda not many years ago?  Some said that was
because the troops were being paid in truck instead of money, and like
most current excuses that one had some truth in it.  But the men
themselves vowed they were going to set up an African Muhammedan
empire."

"What had that to do with Germans?" asked Fred.

"Nothing that I can personally prove" said Courtney.  "But I've a broad
acquaintance among natives, and considerable knowledge of their
tongues.  Muhammedanism is spreading among them very rapidly.  Over and
over again, beside camp-fires, and in the dark when they thought I was
not listening, I have heard them talk of missionaries from German
territory who spread a doctrine of what you might call pan-Islam for
lack of a better name.  I said at the time of the Uganda mutiny that I
believed Germans were behind it.  I've seen no reason to change my
opinion since.  It's obvious that if the mutiny had by some ill chance
succeeded Uganda would have been an easy prey for Karl Peters and his
Germans.  If that ivory of Tippoo Tib's is really in the Bahr el Gazal
at the back of Uganda, then the German motive for stirring up the
Uganda mutiny would be obvious."

"But doesn't our government know all this?" demanded Fred.

"That depends on what you mean by the word know," answered Courtney.
"I've made no secret of my own opinion!"

"But they wouldn't listen?"

"Some did, some didn't.  The Home government--which was the India
Office in those days--took no notice whatever.  One or two men out here
believed, but I think they're dead.  When the Foreign Office took the
country over I don't suppose they overhauled old reports very
carefully.  I dare say my letters on the subject lie inches deep in
dust."

"England doesn't deserve to keep her colonies!" vowed Fred, caught in a
sudden flood of indignation.

Courtney laughed.

"When you've seen as many of the other nations' colonies as I have
you'll qualify that verdict!  We do our best.  God gave us our work to
do, and the devil came and made us stupid!  Take this country, for
instance."

"Yes!" agreed Fred.  "Take this country!  We came ashore today--left
Monty on board ship on his way to Europe.  Nobody knew a thing about
us.  A female woman, known to the police in Zanzibar and so notorious
in Europe that she's in no hurry to go home--said, too, on every hand
to be in the pay of the German government--chose to tell lies about us
to the chuckle-headed puppies in charge of Mombasa.  Net result--what
do you suppose?"

"I know," said Courtney.  "I've been told this evening."  His eyes
changed, and his voice took on the almost feminine note of appeal that
came strangely from a big game hunter.  "You boys must overlook things.
These boys you're angry with are younger than you, Fred.  That
collector you've contrived to pick a quarrel with has fought Arabs and
cannibal troops--odds against him of fifty or a hundred to one, mind
you--all across the Congo and back again.  He fought in the Uganda
mutiny.  He's a man.  He's a merchant, though, with a merchant's
education.  He was taken over with the rest of the clerks when the
British government superseded the British East Africa Trading Company.
He has never had the advantage of legal training.  Went to a common
school.  No advantages of any kind.  Poorly paid and overworked.
There's no money in the country yet.  Nobody to tax.
Salaries--expenses and so on come from home, voted by Parliament.  As
long as that condition lasts they're all going to feel nervous.  They
know they'll get the blame for everything that goes wrong, and precious
little credit in any case.  Parliament advertised the country in answer
to their complaints of no revenue.  Parliament called for settlers.
But they're not ready for settlers.  They don't know how to handle
them.  They've no troops--nothing but a handful of black police.  How
shall they keep in order colonials armed with repeating rifles?
They're not ready.  The Uganda Railway isn't finished yet; trains get
through to Victoria Nyanza once a week, but there's endless work to be
done yet on the line, and Parliament grudges them every penny they
spend on it.  Yet the railway was rushed through by order of Parliament
to prevent Doctor Karl Peters and the Germans from claiming occupation
of the head-waters of the Nile and so dominating Upper Egypt.  You boys
must be considerate."

"All right," said Fred. "I'll grant all that."

"But what gets me"  Will interrupted, "is that they should condemn us
out-of-hand--on sight--untried--on the say-so of this Lady Saffren
Waldon.  She carries German letters of credit.  She's so notoriously in
league with Germans that you'd think even these little Napoleons 'ud
know it.  I'm American myself, thank God, but these two men are their
own kith and kin.  Why should they judge their own countrymen unheard
on the say-so of a woman like that?  That's what rattles me!"

Courtney blew six smoke rings.

"You'll have to forgive them, lad.  Too many of the Englishmen who have
come here were bad bats from the South, so hot-footed that they burned
the grass.  Then--don't forget that the Germans have a military
government to the south of us--all experienced men--a great many of
them unmitigated rascals, but nearly all of them clever--students of
strategy and psychology and tactics--some of them brilliant men who
have had to apply for colonial service because of debt or scandal.
They're overmanned where we are under-manned--backed up from home where
our boys are only blamed and neglected--well supplied with troops and
ammunition, where our police are kept down to the danger point and now
and then even without cartridges.  The Germans have no railway yet, but
they've a policy and they keep it secret.  We have a railway, and no
policy except retrenchment and economy.  I'm convinced the German
government has no scruples.  We have.  So you must sympathize with our
young men, not quarrel with them."

"Believe me," I said, "we didn't start out to quarrel with anybody.
That woman lied about us.  There's no excuse for believing her without
giving us a hearing."

"Oh, yes there is.  I spoke with her myself this evening," said
Courtney.  "She's staying at my hotel, you know.  She's a match for
much more experienced men than our young officials.  They've been
fighting Arabs, not flirting.  She had the impudence to try to flatter
me.  I don't doubt she's telling a crowd of men tonight that I'm in
love with her--perhaps not exactly telling them that, but giving them
to understand it.  Why don't I stroll down to the club and deny it?
For the same reason that you don't openly denounce her!  It's semi- or
wholly-sentimental chivalry--rank stupidity, if you like to call it
that, but it's national, I'm glad to say, and I'm as proud of it as any
one."

"Doesn't it look to you," said Fred, "that if she and the German
government are so infernally anxious to spoil our chances--and they
suspect what we're after, you know--doesn't it look to you as if there
may really be something in this quest of ours?"

"Undoubtedly," said Courtney.  "There's ivory in it, tons and tons and
tons of ivory.  Somebody will find it some day."

"Join us then!" said Fred.  "Cancel your trip to Somaliland and come
with us!  I can speak for Monty.  I know he'll welcome you into the
partnership!"

"I believe I could almost speak for Monty, too," laughed Courtney.  "He
and I were at Eton together, and we've never ceased being friends.  But
I can't come with you.  No.  I'm making a sort of semi-official trip.
I shall hunt, of course, but there are observations to be made.  The
pan-Islamic theory is said to be making headway also in Somaliland."

"Do you feel you have any lien on the Elgon Caves and Bahr el Gazal
clues?" Fred asked.

"No.  I make you a present of those ideas.  I'm sure I hope you find
the stuff.  I'm wondering, though--I'm wondering."

"I'll bet you a dollar I'm thinking of the same thing," said Will.

"Out with it, then."

"What's to prevent the Germans from making their own dicker with the
King of the Belgians or with the Congo government, and rifling the
hoard on a fifty-fifty or some such basis?"

"Correct," said Courtney.  "I confess myself puzzled about that.  But I
know no European politics.  There may be a thousand reasons.  And then,
you know, the King of the Belgians has the name of being a grasping
dealer.  The management of his private zone on the Congo is
unspeakable.  It's possible the Germans may prefer not to risk putting
His Majesty on the scent."

"Well, we've our work cut out," said Fred, laughing and yawning.  "That
woman has started us off with a bad name."

"That is one thing I can really do for you," Courtney answered.  "I've
no official standing, but the boys all listen to me.  I'll tell them--"

"For the love of God don't tell them too much!" Fred exclaimed.

"I'll tell them you're friends of mine," he went on.  "I believe that
will solve the sporting license and ammunition problem.  As for the
woman--if I were in your shoes I would steal a march on her.  I
wouldn't be surprised if your licenses and ammunition permits were here
at the hotel by ten tomorrow morning.  I see they've sent your guns
already.  Well, there's a train for Nairobi tomorrow noon, and not
another for three days.  I'd take tomorrow's train if I were you.  I
always find in going anywhere the start's the principal thing.  You'll
go?"

"We will," we answered, one after the other.

"Good night, then, boys; I'll be going."

But we walked with him down to his hotel--I, and I think the others,
full to the teeth with the pleasure of knowing him, as well as of envy
of his scars, his five or six South African campaigns, his adventures,
and (by no means least) his unblemished record as a gentleman.  Merely
a little bit of a man with a limp, but better than a thousand men who
lacked his gentleness.




CHAPTER FOUR

THE NJO HAPA SONG

  Delights--ah, Ten are the dear delights (and the Book
        forbids them, one by one)--
  The broad old roads of a thousand loves--back turned to the
        Law--the lawless fun--
  Old Arts for new--old hours reborn--and who shall mourn
        when the sands have run?

        I was old when they told the Syren Tales
        (All ears were open then!)
        And the harps were afire with plucked desire
        For the white ash oars again--
        For oars and sail, and the open sea,
        High prow against pure blue,
        The good sea spray on eye and lip,
        The thrumming hemp, the rise and dip,
        The plunge and the roll of a driven ship
        As the old course boils anew!

  Sweetly I call, the captains come. The home ties draw at
        hearts in vain.
  Potent the spell of Africa! Who East and South the course
        has ta'en
  By Guardafui to Zanzibar may go, but he, shall come again.


Courtney proved better than his word.  Our Big Game Licenses arrived
after breakfast, and permits for five hundred rounds of rifle
ammunition each.  In an envelope in addition was Fred's check with the
collector's compliments and the request that we kindly call and pay for
the licenses.  In other words we now had absolution.

We called, and were received as fellow men, such was the genius of
Courtney's friendship.  A railway man looked in.  The collector's dim
office became awake with jokes and laughter.

"Going up today?" he asked.  "I'll see you get berths on the train."

We little realized at the moment the extent of that consideration; but
understanding dawned fifteen minutes before high noon when we strolled
to the station behind a string of porters carrying our luggage.
Courtney was there to see us off, and he looked worried.

"I'm wondering whether you'll ever get your luggage through," he said
with a sort of feminine solicitude.  It was strange to hear the hero of
one's school-days, mighty hunter and fearless leader of forlorn
campaigns, actually troubled about whether we could catch our train.
But so the man was, gentle always and considerate of everybody but
himself.

There was law in this new land, at all events along the railway line.
Not even handbags or rifles could pass by the barrier until weighed and
paid for.  Crammed in the vestibule in front of us were fifty people
fretfully marshalling in line their strings of porters lest any later
comer get by ahead of them; foremost, with his breast against the
ticket window, was Georges Coutlass.  Things seemed not to be
proceeding as he wished.

There was one babu behind the window--a mild, unhappy-looking Punjabi,
or Dekkani Mussulman.  There was another at the scales, who knew almost
no English:  his duty was to weigh--do sums--write the result on a
slip, and then justify his arithmetic to office babu and passenger,
before any sort of progress could be made.  The fact that all
passengers shouted at him to hurry or be reported to big superiors
complicated the process enormously; and the equally discordant fact
that no passenger--and especially not Georges Coutlass--desired or
intended to pay one anna more than he could avoid by hook, crook, or
argument, made the game amusing to the casual looker-on, but hastened
nothing (except tempers).  The temperature within the vestibule was
112' by the official thermometer.

"You pair of black murderers!" yelled Coutlass as we took our place in
line.  "You bloody robbers! You pickpockets!  You train-thieves!  Go
out and dig your graves!  I will make an end of you!"

"You should not use abusive language" the babu retorted mildly,
stopping to speak, and then again to wipe his spectacles, and his
forehead, and his hands, and to glance at the clock, and to mutter what
may or may not have been a prayer.

Coutlass exploded.

"Shouldn't, eh?  Who the hell are you to tell me what I shouldn't do?
Sell me a ticket, you black plunderer, d'you hear!  Look!  Listen!"

He snatched a piece of paper from the babu's hand and turned to face
the impatient crowd.

"This hell-cat--" (the unhappy babu looked less like a hell-cat than
any vision of the animal I ever imagined) "wants to make out that
seventy-one times seven annas and three pice is forty-nine rupees,
eleven annae!  Oh, you charlatan!  You mountebank!  You black-blooded
robber!  You miscreant!  Cut your throat, I order you!"

The babu expostulated, stammered, quailed.  Coutlass drew in his breath
for the gods of Greece alone knew what heights of fury next.  But
interruption entered.

"There, that's enough of you!  Get to the back of the line!"

The man who had promised us berths came abruptly through the barrier,
and unlike the babu did not appear afraid of any one.  The Greek let
out his gathered breath with a bark of fury, like a seal coming up to
breathe.  Taking that for a symptom of opposition the newcomer, very
cool in snow-white uniform and helmet, seized Coutlass by the neck and
hustled him, arguing like a boiler under pressure, through the crowd.
The Greek was three inches taller, and six or eight inches bigger round
the chest, but too astonished to fight back, and perhaps, too, aware of
the neighborhood of old da Gama's fort, where more than one Greek was
pining for the grape and olive fields of Hellas.  With a final shove
the railway official thrust him well out into the road.

"If you miss the train, serve you right!" he said.  "Babus are willing
servants, to be treated gently!"

Then he saw us.

"You're late!  Where's your luggage?  These your porters?  All
right--put you on your honor.  Go on through.  Save time.  Have your
stuff weighed, and settle the bill at Nairobi.  All of it, mind!  Babu,
let these people through!"

Followed by Courtney, who seemed to have right of way wherever it
suited him to wander, we filed through the gate, crossed the blazing
hot platform, and boarded a compartment labeled "Reserved."  The
railway man nodded and left us, to hurry and help sell tickets.

It was an Indian type railway carriage be left us in, a contraption not
ill-suited to Africa--nor yet so comfortable as to diminish the
sensation of travel toward new frontiers.

Each car was divided into two compartments, entirely separate and
entered from opposite ends; facing ours was the rear end of a
second-class car, into which we could look if the doors were open and
we lay feet-foremost on the berths.  The berths were arranged
lengthwise, two each side, and one above the other.

It was what they called a mixed train, mixed that is of freight and
passengers--third-class in front, second next, then first, and a dozen
little iron freight cars of two kinds in front.  In those days there
were neither tunnels nor bridges on that railway, and there was a
single seat on the roof at each end of first- and second-class
compartments reached by a ladder, for any passenger enamored of the
view.  Even the third-class compartments (and they were otherwise as
deliberately bare and comfortless as wood and iron could make them) had
lattice-work shades over the upper half of the windows.

For the babu's encouragement, and to increase the panic of the
ticketless, the engineer was blowing the whistle at short intervals.
Passengers, released in quicker order now that a white official was
lending the two babus a hand, began coming through the barrier in
sudden spurts, baggage in either hand and followed hot-foot by natives
with their heavier stuff.  They took headers into the train, and the
porters generally came back grinning.

"I see through the whistling stunt," Will announced.  "My, but that
fellow on the engine has faith; or else the system's down real fine in
these parts!  He won't be back for a week.  Those woolly-headed porters
are going to save up his commission and hand it to him when he brings
the down-train in!  The game's good:  he whistles--passenger
runs--can't make change--pays two, three, four, ten times what the
job's worth--and the porters divvy up with the engineer.  But good
lord, the porters must be honest!"

Presently a pale white man in khaki with a red beard entered our
compartment, and Courtney had to make room for him on the seat.  He
apologized with less conviction of real regret than I ever remember
noticing, although the pouches under his eyes gave him a rather
world-weary look.

"Not another first-class berth on the train--every last one engaged.
Might be worse.  Might have had to ride with Indians.  Curse of this
country, Indians are.  I'd rid the land of 'em double-quick if
government 'ud pay me a rupee a head--an' I'd provide cartridges!  But
government likes 'em!  Ugh!  Ever travel in one compartment with a
dozen of 'em?  Sleep in a tent with a score of 'em?  Share blankets
with a couple of 'em on a cold night?  No?  You be glad I'm not an
Indian. One's enough!"

We made room for his belongings, and leaned from the window all on one
seat together.  The time to start arrived and passed; hot passengers
continued spurting for the train at intervals--all sorts of
passengers--English, Mauritius--French, Arab, Goanese, German, Swahili,
Indian, Biluchi, one Japanese, two Chinamen, half-breeds,
quarter-breeds of all the hues from ivory to dull red, guinea-yellow,
and bleached out black; but the second-class compartment facing our
door remained empty.  There was a name on the card in the little metal
reservation frame, and every passenger who could read English glanced
at it, but nobody came to claim it even when the engine's extra shrill
screaming and at last the ringing of a bell warned Courtney that time
was really up, and he got out on the platform.

"Good-by," he said through the window. "I've done what I could to bring
you luck.  Don't be tempted to engage the first servants who apply to
you at Nairobi.  If you wait there a week I'll send my Kazimoto to you;
he's a very good gun-bearer.  He'll be out of a job when I'm gone.  I
shall give him his fare to Nairobi.  Engage him if you want a
dependable boy, but remember the rule about dogs:  a good one has one
master!  I don't mean Kazimoto is a dog--far from it.  I mean, treat
him as reasonably as you would a dog, and he'll serve you well.  He's a
first-class Nyamwezi, from German East.  Oh, and one more scrap of
advice--":

He came close to the window, but at that moment the engine gave a final
scream and really started.  Passengers yelled farewells. The engine's
apoplectic coughs divided the din into spasms, and there came a great
bellowing from the ticket office.  He could not speak softly and be
heard at all.  Louder he had to speak, and then louder, ending almost
with a shout.

"The best way to Elgon is by way of Kisumu and Mumias, whatever anybody
else may tell you.  And if you find the stuff, or any of it," (he was
running beside the train now)--"be in no hurry to advertise the fact!
Go and make terms first with government--then--after you've made
terms--tell 'em you've found it!  Find the stuff--make terms--then
produce what you've found!  Get my meaning?  Good-by, all.  Good luck!"

We left him behind then, wiping the sweat from his wrinkled, freckled
forehead, gazing after us as if we had all been lifelong friends of
his.  He made no distinction between us and Fred, but was equally
anxious to serve us all.

"If that man isn't white, who is?" demanded Will, and then there was
new interest.

We had left the ticket office far behind, but the train was moving
slowly and there was still a good length of platform before our car
would be clear of the station altogether.  We heard a roar like a
bull's from behind, and a dozen men--white, black and yellow--came
careering down the platform carrying guns, baggage, bedding, and all
the paraphernalia that travelers in Africa affect.

First in the van was Georges Coutlass, showing a fine turn of speed but
tripping on a bed-sheet at every other step, with his uncased rifle in
one hand, his hat in the other, an empty bandolier over one shoulder
and a bag slung by a strap swinging out behind him.  He made a leap for
the second-class compartment in front of us, and landed on all fours on
the platform.  We opened the door of our compartment to watch him
better.

Once on the platform he threw his rifle into the compartment and braced
himself to catch the things his stampeding followers hurled after
him--caught them deftly and tossed them in, yelling instructions in
Greek, Kiswahili, Arabic, English, and two or three other languages.
It may be that the engineer looked back and saw what was happening (or
perhaps the guard signaled with the cord that passed through eyeholes
the whole length of the train) for though we did not slow down we
gained no speed until all his belongings had been hurled, and caught,
and flung inside.  Then came his traveling companions--caught by one
hand and dragged on their knees up the steps.  They were heavy men, but
he snatched all three in like a boy pulling chestnuts from the fire.

The first was a Greek--evil-looking, and without the spirit that in the
case of Coutlass made a stranger prone to over-look
shortcomings--dressed in khaki, with rifle and empty bandolier.  Next,
chin, elbow, hand and knee up the steps came a fat, tough-looking
Goanese, dressed anyhow at all in pink-colored dirty shirt, dark pants,
and a helmet, also with rifle and empty bandolier.  I judged he weighed
about two hundred and eighty pounds, but Coutlass yanked him in like a
fish coming overside.  Last came a man who might be Arab, or part-Arab,
part-Swahili, whom I did not recognize at first, fat, black, dressed in
the white cotton garments and red fez of the more or less well-to-do
native, and voluble with rare profanity.

"Johnson!" shouted Fred with almost the joy of greeting an old
acquaintance.

It was Hassan, sure enough, short-winded and afraid, but more afraid of
being left behind than of the manhandling.  Coutlass took hold of his
outstretched arm, hoisted him, cracked his shins for him against the
top step, and hurled him rump-over-shoulders into the compartment,
where the other Greek and the Goanese grabbed him by the arms and legs
and hove him to an upper berth, on which he lay gasping like a fish out
of water and moaning miserably.  Their compartment was a mess of
luggage, blankets, odds-and-ends, and angry men.  Coutlass found a
whisky bottle out of the confusion, and swallowed the stuff neat while
the other Greek and the Goanese waited their turn greedily.  There was
nothing much in that compartment to make a man like Hassan feel at home.

"Those Greeks," said our red-bearded traveling companion as we shut the
door again, "are only one degree better than Indians--a shade less
depraved perhaps--a sight more dangerous.  I sure do hate a Punjabi,
but I don't love Greeks!  The natives call 'em bwana masikini to their
faces--that means Mister Mean White y'know.  They're a lawless lot, the
Greeks you'll run across in these parts.  My advice is, shoot first!
Walk behind 'em!  If they ain't armed, hoof 'em till they cut an' run!
Greeks are no good!"

We introduced ourselves.  He told us his name was Brown.

"There's three Browns in this country:  Hell-fire Brown of Elementaita,
Joseph Henry Brown of Gilgil, and Brown of Lumbwa.  Brown of Lumbwa's
me.  Don't believe a word either of the other two Browns tell you!
Yes, we're all settlers.  Country good to settle in?  Depends what you
call good.  If you like lots of room, an' hunting, natives to wait an'
your own house on your own square mile--comfortable climate--no
conventions--nor no ten commandments, why, it's pretty hard to beat.
But if you want to wear a white shirt, and be moral, and get rich, it's
rotten!  You've a chance to make money if you're not over law-abiding,
for there's elephants.  But if you're moral, and obey the laws, you
haven't but one chance, an' she's a slim one."

"Well," said Fred, genially, "tell us about the only one.  We're men to
whom the ten commandments are--"

"You look it!" Brown interrupted.  "Well, what's the odds?  You'll
never find it, and anyhow, everybody knows it's Tippoo Tib's ivory.  I
mean to have a crack at spotting it myself, soon as I get my farm
fenced an' one or two other matters attended to.  Gov'ment offers ten
per cent. to whoever leads 'em to it, but they can't believe any one's
as soft as that surely!  They'll be lucky if they get ten per cent. of
it themselves!  Man alive, but they say there's a whale of a hoard of
it!  Hundreds o' tons of ivory, all waiting to be found, and fossicked
out, an' took!  Say--if I was some o' those Greeks for instance, tell
you what I'd do:  I'd off to Zanzibar, an' kidnap Tippoo Tib.  The old
card's still living.  I'd apply a red-hot poker to his silver-side an'
the under-parts o' his tripe-casings.  He'd tell me where the stuff is
quicker'n winking!  Supposin' I was a Greek without morals or no
compunctions or nothin', that's what I'd do!  I don't hold with
allowin' any man to play dog in the manger with all that plunder!"

"Have you a notion where the stuff might be?" Fred wondered guilelessly.

"Ah!  That 'ud be tellin'!"

We had crossed the water that divides Mombasa from the mainland.
Behind us lay the prettiest and safest harbor on all that
thousand-league-long coast; before us was the narrow territory that
still paid revenue and owed nominal allegiance to the Sultan of
Zanzibar, although really like the rest of those parts under British
rule.  We were bowling along beside plantations of cocoanut, peanut,
plantain and pineapple, with here and there a thicket of strange trees
to show what the aboriginal jungle had once looked like.  When we
stopped at wayside stations the heat increased insufferably, until we
entered the great red desert that divides the coast-land from the
hills, and after that all seemed death and dust, and haziness, and hell.

At first we passed occasional baobabs, with trunks fifteen or twenty
feet thick and offshoots covering a quarter of an acre.  Then the trees
thinned out to the sparse and shriveled all-but-dead things that
struggle for existence on the border-lines between man's land and
desolation.  At last we drew down the smoked panes over the window to
escape the glare and sight of the depressing desolation.

The sun beat down on the iron roof.  The heat beat up from the tracks.
Red dust polluted the drinking water in the little upright tank.  Dust
filled eyes, nostrils, hair.  Dust caked and grew stiff in the sweat
that streamed down us.  Yet we stopped once at a station, and humans
lived there and a man got off the train.  A lone lean babu and his
leaner, more miserable native crew came out and eyed the train like
vultures waiting for a beast to die.  But we did not die, and the train
passed on into illimitable dusty redness, leaving them to watch the hot
rails ribbon out behind our grumbling caboose.

There began to be carousing in the second-class compartment next ahead
of us.  Our own Brown of Lumbwa produced a stone crock of Irish whisky
from a basket, imbibed copiously, offered us in turn the glistening
neck, looked relieved at our refusal, and grew voluble.

"Hear them Greeks an' that Goa.  You'd think they were gentlemen o'
breeding to hear 'em carryin' on!  Truth is we've no government worth a
moment's consid'ration, an' everybody knows it, Greeks included!  You
men lookin' for farms?  Take your time!  Once you get a farm, an' get
your house built, an' stock bought, an' stuff planted--once you've got
your capital invested so to speak, they've got you!  Till then you're
free!  Till then they'll maybe treat you with consideration!  Till then
you leave the country when you like an' kiss yourselves good-by to them
an' Africa.  Till then they've got no hold!  The courts can fine you,
maybe, but can they make you pay?  It's none so easy if you're half
awake!  But take me:  Suppose I break a reggylation.  What happens?
They know where to find me--how much I've got--where it is--an' if I
don't pay the fine, they come an' collar my cattle an' sticks!  D'you
notice any Greeks applyin' for farms?  Not no crowds of 'em you don't!
I don't know one single Greek who has a farm in all East Africa!  Any
Goas?  Not a bit of it!  Any Indians?  Not one!  So when a few extry
elephants get shot, I get the blame--down at Lumbwa, where there ain't
no elephants; an' the Greeks, Goas, Arabs an' Indians get fat on the
swag!  It's easy to keep track of a white man; the natives all know
him, an' his name, an' where he lives, an' report everything he does to
the nearest gov'ment officer.  But Greeks an' Goas an' Indians an'
Arabs ain't white, so the natives make no mention of 'em.  They do the
lootin'; we settlers get the blame; an' the whole perishing country's
going to blazes as fast as a lump of ice melting in hell--but not so
fast as I'd like to see it go.  Have some o' this whisky, won't you?"

I was scarcely listening to him, but he seemed to get drunk just "so
far and no further," and Fred found him worth attention.  It happened
that Fred, Will and I were all thinking of the same thing.  Will put a
hand to his neck and stroked the little scar the Arab knife had made in
Zanzibar.

"What sort of a country's this for women?" Fred demanded.

"Which women?" Brown asked in sort of mild amazement.

"White women?"

"Rotten!  Leastwise, there aren't any.  Yes, there's three.  Two
officials' wives, an' Pioneer Jane French.  Heard o' her?  Walked from
South Africa, Jane did--hoofed it along o' French, bossed his boys,
drove the cattle, shot the meat, ran the whole shootin' match, an' runs
him, too, when he's sober an' she's drunk.  When they're both drunk
everybody ducks.  She's scarcely a woman, she's sort of
three-men-rolled-into-one.  Give her a horsewhip ae she'll manage the
unruliest crowd o' savages ever you or she set eyes on!  Countin' her
as one, an' the two officials wives, an' her on this train, there's
four!"

Our eyes met.  I awoke to sudden interest that startled our informant
and made him curious in turn.

"On this train?"

"On this train. Didn't you see her?  She was watching you chaps through
the window slits like the Queen o' Sheba keepin' tabs on Solomon.  Say,
what's she doing in this country anyhow?  I made a try to get a seat in
her carriage, but she ordered me out like Aunt Jemima puttin' out the
cat the last thing.  She's got a maid in with her, but the maid ain't
white--Jew--Syrian--Levantine--Dago--some such breed.  She's in this
compartment next behind."

Our eyes met again.  Fred laughed, and Will leaned forward to whisper
to me:  "She heard what Courtney said to us about the way to Mount
Elgon!"

"D'you know her name?" asked Brown.

"No!" we all three lied together with one voice.

"I do!  I seen it on the reservation card.  Lady Isobel Saffren Waldon!
Pretty high-soundin' patronymic, what?  Lady Isobel Saffren Waldon!"
He repeated the name over and over, crescendo, with growing fervor.
"What's a woman with a title doin' d'you suppose?  The title's no fake.
She's got the blood all right, all right!  You ought to ha' heard her
shoo me out!  Lummy!  A nestin' hen giving the office to a snake
weren't in it to her an' me!  Good looker, too!  What's she doin' in
East Africa?"

We made no shift to answer.

"The officials' wives," he went on, "are keen after Tippoo's ivory,
but, bein' obliged to stay in the station except when their husbands go
on safari, an' then only go where their husbands go, they've no show to
speak of.  Pioneer Jane's nuts on it, an' she's dangerous.  Jane's as
likely to find the stuff as any one.  She's independent--go where she
blooming well pleases--game as a lioness--looks like one, too, only a
lioness is kind o' softer an' not so quick in the uptake.  My money's
on Jane for a place.  But d'you suppose this Lady Saffren
Whatshername's another one?  Them Greeks ahead of us I'm sure of; all
the Greeks in Africa are huntin' for nothin' else.  But what about the
dame?"

"Going to join her husband, perhaps," suggested Fred to put him off.

"There's no man o' that name in British East or Uganda.  I know 'em
all--every one."

"Father--brother--uncle--nephew--oh, perhaps she's just traveling,"
said Fred.

"Just traveling my eye! Titled ladies don't come 'just traveling' in
these parts--not by a sight, they don't--not alone!"

He helped himself to more whisky, but had reached the stage where it
had no further visible effect on him.

"Anyhow," he said, wiping the neck of the jar with his hand, "if she
kids herself she'll be let go where she pleases--why, she kids herself!
It takes Pioneer Jane to trespass where writs don't run!  Jane goes
where her husband don't dare follow.  The officials don't say a word.
Y'see there's no jail where they could stow a white woman and observe
the decencies.  So she goes over the borderline whenever she sees fit.
The king's writ runs maybe for thirty miles north o' this railway.
Once over that they can't catch you.  But unless you're a black man, or
Pioneer Jane, the natives tip the gov'ment off an' gov'ment rounds you
up afore you get two-thirds the way.  They'll take less than half a
chance with her ladyship or I'm a Dutchman.  Why!  How would it look to
have to bring her back between two native policemen?  She'll not be
allowed five miles outside Nairobi township!"

He up-ended his whisky again, consumed about a pint of it, and settled
down to sleep.  We took him by the legs and arms and threw him on the
upper berth to stew in the cabined heat under the roof.

"It's good Monty's not with us," said Fred.  He sat down and laughed at
our surprise that he should state such heresy.  "Monty mustn't break
laws, but who cares if we do?"

"Laws?" said Will disgustedly.  "I don't care who makes, or breaks the
laws of this land!  Let's beat it!  Let's join Monty in London and make
plans for some other trip.  Everybody's after this ivory.  We haven't a
look-in.  Even if we knew where to look for it we'd be followed.  Let's
take the next train back from Nairobi, and the next boat for Europe!"

Fred rubbed his hands delightedly, and stroked his beard into the neat
point it refuses to keep for long at a time in very hot weather.

"Let's stay in Nairobi" he said, "at least until Courtney sends that
boy he promised us.  We can put in the time asking questions, and
then--"

"What then?" grumbled Will.

"There may be truth in what Brown of Lumbwa says about a dead-line."

"Dead-line?"

"Beyond which the king's writ doesn't run."

"Betcherlife there's truth in it!" Brown mumbled from the upper berth.

Will exploded silently, going through the motions of reeling off all
the bad language he knew--not an insignificant performance.

"He's really asleep now," I said, standing on the lower berth and
lifting the man's eyelid to make sure.

"Who cares?" said Will. "He's heard.  We've given the game away.  The
woman heard Courtney shout about how to reach Mount Elgon.  So did this
sharp.  Now he hears Fred talk about dead-lines and the king's writ and
breaking laws!  The game's up!  Me for the down-train and a steamer!"

We smoked in silence, rendered more depressing by the deepening gloom
outside.  With the evening it grew no cooler.  What little wind there
was followed the train, so that we traveled in stagnation.  Utter
darkness brought no respite, but the fascination of flitting shadows
and the ever-new mystery of African night.  The train drew up at last
in a station in the shadow of great overleaning mountains, and the heat
shut down on us like hairy coverings.  We seemed to breathe through
thicknesses of cloth, and the very trees that cast black shadow on the
platform ends were stifling for lack of air.

"One hour for dinner!" called the guard, walking limply along the train.
"Just an hour for dinner!  Dinner waiting!"

He was not at all a usual-looking guard.  He was dressed in riding
breeches and puttee leggings, and wore a worn-out horsey air as if in
protest against the obligation to work in a black man's land.  In
countries where the half-breed and the black man live for and almost
monopolize government employment few white men take kindly to braid and
brass buttons.  That fellow's contempt for his job was equaled only by
the babu station master's scorn of him and his own for the station
master.  Yet both men did their jobs efficiently.

"Only an hour for dinner, gents--train starts on time!"

"Guard!" called a female voice we all three recognized--"Guard!  Come
here at once, I want you!"

We left Brown of Lumbwa snoring a good imitation of the Battle of
Waterloo on the upper berth, and filed out to the dimly-lighted
platform.  A space in the center was roofed with corrugated iron and
under that the yellow lamplight cast a maze of moving shadows as the
passengers swarmed toward the dining-room.  The smell of greasy cooking
blended with the reek of axle and lamp oil.  At the platform's forward
end shadowy figures were throwing cord-wood into the tender, and the
thump-thump-thump of that sounded like impatience; everything else
suggested lethargy.

"Guard!" called the voice again.  "Come here, guard!"

He stopped in passing to close our windows and lock our compartment
door against railway thieves.

"There's a man asleep in there," I said.

"The 'eat 'll sober 'im!" he grinned, slamming the last window down.
"What'll you bet 'er 'ighness don't want me to fetch dinner to 'er?
She was in the train in Mombasa two hours afore startin' time, an' the
things she ordered me to do 'ud have made a 'alf-breed think 'e was
demeaning of 'imself!  I 'aven't seen the color of 'er money yet.  If
she wants dinner she gets out and walks or 'er maid fetches it--you
watch!"

Coutlass, the other Greek and the Goanese staggered out beside us on to
the platform, drunk enough not to know whether Hassan was with them or
not.  He came out and stood beside them in a sort of alert defensive
attitude.

"Guard!" called the voice again.  "Where is the man?"

We followed the last of the crowd through the screened doors, and took
seats at a table marked "First Class Only!"  There were four men there
ahead of us, two government officials disinclined to talk; a
missionary in a gray flannel shirt, suffering from fever and too
suspicious to say good evening; and a man in charge of that section of
the line, who checked the station master's accounts and counted money
in a tray between mouthfuls.  Between us and the second-class tables
was a wooden screen on short legs, and beyond that arose babel.
Second-class is democratic always, and talks with its mouth full.  In
addition to our privilege of paying more for exactly the same food, we
enjoyed exclusiveness, a dirty table-cloth, and the extra smell from
the kitchen door.  (The table-cloth was dirty because the barefoot
Goanese waiters invariably stubbed their feet against a break in the
floor and spilt soup exactly in the same place.)

We had scarcely taken our seats when Coutlass swaggered in, closely
followed by his gang.  Inside the door he turned on Hassan.

"Black men eat outside!" he snarled, and shoved him out again backward.
Then he came over to us and stood leering at the framed sign, "First
Class Only," avoiding our eyes, but plainly at war with us.

"Gassharamminy!" he growled.  "You think you're popes or something!
You three would want a special private piece of earth to spit on!"  He
raised his voice to a sort of scream.  "I proclaim one class only!"

At that he lifted his foot about level with his chest and kicked the
screen over.  The crash brought everybody to his feet except the two
officials and the railway man.  They continued eating, and the railway
man continued counting copper coins as if life depended on that alone.

"Sit down all!" yelled Coutlass.  "You will eat with better appetite
now that you can behold the blushes of these virgins!"  Then he
swaggered over to the long table, thrust the other Greek and the
Goanese into chairs on either side of him, and yelled for food.  It was
the first time we had been referred to publicly as virgins, and I think
we all three felt the strain.

The Goanese manager--a wizened old black man with perfectly white
hair--came running from the kitchen in a state of near-collapse, the
sweat streaming off him and his hands trembling.

"What shall I do?" he asked, almost upsetting the railway man's tray of
money.  "That man is crazy!  He came in once before and broke the
dishes!  Twice he has come in here and eaten and refused to pay!  What
shall I do?"

"Nothing," said the railway man.  "Go on serving dinner.  Serve him
too."

The manager hurried out again and the running to and fro resumed.  Then
in came the guard.

"First-class for two on trays!" he shouted.

The railway man beckoned to him and he winked as he passed by us.

"When you've seen to that, and had your own meal, I want you," said the
railway man.

"Thought you said the lady's maid would have to come and fetch the
food?"  I said maliciously as the guard passed my chair a second time.

"So I did.  But if you know how to refuse her, just teach me!  I told
her flat to have the maid fetch it.  She let on they're both too
frightened to cross the platform in the dark!  Never saw anything like
'em!  Tears!  An' dignified!  When I climbed down they was too afraid
next to be left alone.  Swore train-thieves 'ud murder 'em!  I had to
leave 'em my key to lock 'emselves in with until I come back with the
grub!  What d'you think of that?"

But our soup came, and one could not think and eat that stuff
simultaneously.  The railway man looked up for a moment, saw my face,
and explained in a moment of expansiveness that meat would not keep in
that climate but was "perfectly good" when cooked.

"Besides," he added, "you'll get nothing more until you reach Nairobi
tomorrow noon!"

That turned out to be not quite true, but as an argument it worked.  We
swallowed, like the lined-up merchant seamen taking lime-juice under
the skipper's eye.

The guard grew impatient and went into the kitchen, but had scarcely
got through the door when a scream came from the direction of the train
that brought him back on the run.  No black woman ever screams in just
that way, and in a land of black and worse-than-black men imagination
leaps at a white woman's call for help.

There was a stampede for the door by every one except the Greeks and
Goanese and the railway man.  (He had to guard the money.)  We poured
through the screen doors, the guard fighting to burst between us, and,
because with a self-preserving instinct that I have never thought quite
creditable to the human race, everybody ran toward his own compartment,
it happened that we three and the two officials and the guard came
first on the scene of trouble.

Brown of Lumbwa was still drunk-affectionate, it seemed, by that time.

"You've no call to be 'fraid of me, li'l sweetheart!"  The door was
open.  Within the compartment all was dark, but every sound emerged.
There came a stifled scream.

"Li'l stoopid!  What d'you come in for, if you're 'fraid o' poor ole
Brown?  I won't hurt you."

The guard passed between us and went up the step.  He listened, looked,
disappeared through the open door, and there came a sound of struggling.

"Whassis?" shouted Brown. "An interloper?  No you don't!  This is my
li'l sweetheart!  She came in to see me--didn't you, Matilda Ann?"

The woman apparently broke free.  The guard yelled for help.  Fred and
one of the government officials were nearest and as they entered they
passed the woman coming out.  I recognized Lady Saffren Waldon's Syrian
maid, with the big railway key in her fist that the guard had left with
her.  By that time there was a considerable crowd about our car, unable
to see much because it stood in the way of the station lamp-light.  She
slipped through--to the right--not toward Lady Isobel's compartment,
and I lost sight of her behind some men.  I ran after her, but she was
gone among the shadows, and although I hunted up and down and in and
out I could find her nowhere.

When I returned to our car Brown of Lumbwa was out on the platform with
his hair all tousled and a wild eye.  The guard was wiping a bloody
nose and everybody was inventing an account of what nobody had seen.

"Scrag him!" advised some expert on etiquette.

"What the hell right has anybody got," demanded Brown with querulous
ferocity, "to interfere between me and a lady?  Eh?  Whose compartment
was she in?  Me in hers or her in mine?  Eh?  Me.  I'm sleeping.
Hasn't a gent a right to sleep?  Next thing I know she's fingerin' my
whiskers.  How should I know she's not balmy on red beards an' makin'
love to me?  What right's she got in my compartment anyhow?  Who let
her in?  Who asked her?  What if I did frighten her?  What then?"

"Who was she?" demanded the official.  "Had anybody seen her before?"

"The maid attending the lady in the next compartment," said I.

"Are you sure?"

"Positive."

"Very well.  Guard!  See who is in there!"

The guard wiped blood from his nose and obeyed orders.  We clustered
round the steps to hear.

"'Ow many's in here?" he demanded.

There was no answer.  He tried the door and it opened 'readily.

"'Scuse me, but is there two of you?  I can't see in the dark."

"Oh, is that our dinner?" said Lady Saffren Waldon's Voice.

"No ma'am, not the dinner yet."

"Why not, pray?"

"There's folks accusin' your maid o' enterin' the next compartment
an'--an'--"

"Nonsense!  My maid is here! You kept us so long waiting for dinner we
were both asleep!  Ah!  There's light at last, thank heaven!"

Two native porters running along the roofs were dropping lamps into the
holes appointed for them, and the train that had been a block of
darkness hewn out of the night was now a monster, many-eyed.

"They're both in there, so 'elp me!" the guard reported, retreating
backward through the door and leering at us.

There remained nobody, except the still indignant Brown of Lumbwa to
levy charges, and the crowd remembered its dinner (not that anything
could be expected to grow cold in that temperature).

"The train will start on time!" announced the babu station master, and
everybody hurried to the dining-room.  Brown came with us, bewildered.

"How did it happen?" he demanded.  "When did we get here?  Why wasn't I
called for dinner?  How did she get in?  Where did she go to?"

"Oh, come and eat curried cow, it's lovely!" answered Will.

Fred overtook us at the door, and whispered:

"Our things have been gone through, but I can't find that anything's
missing."

Within the dining-room was new ground for discontent.  The British race
and its offshoots wash, but disbelieve with almost unanimity in water
as a drink.  Every guest at either table had left at his place a partly
emptied glass of beer, or brandy and soda, or whisky.  Each looked for
the glass on his return, and found it empty.

"Those Greeks!" exclaimed the Goanese manager, with a fearful air, and
shoulders shrugged to disclaim his own responsibility.

Coutlass and the other Greek were sitting at a table with a gorged
look, glancing neither to the right nor left, yet not eating.  I looked
at the railway official, who had not left his seat.  It struck me he
was laughing silently, but he did not look up.  The crowd, after the
manner of all crowds, stormed at the Goanese manager.

"What can I do?  What shall I do?" wailed the unhappy little man.
"They are bigger than I!  They were greedy!  They took!"

All those charges were evidently true, and stated mildly.  Coutlass
rose to his feet.

"Gassharamminy!" he thundered, and his stomach stuck out over the table
it was so full of various drinks.  "Why should we not take?  Who isn't
thirsty in this hell of a place?  Who leaves good drink deserves to
lose it!"

"What shall I do?" wailed the Goanese manager.

"Take the orders for drinks again," said the railway man, glancing up
from his figures. "Bring the account to me."

The waiters ran to fill orders, and a babel of abuse at the second
table was hurled at Coutlass and his friends; but they did not leave
the table because there was another course to come, and, as the manager
had said, they were greedy.  Then in came the guard, his face a
blood-and-smudgy picture of discontent.

"Say!" he yelled.  "Ain't I goin' to get those two first-classes on
trays?"  He came and stood by us.  "Did you ever 'ear the likes of it?
They swear neither of 'em was out of the compartment.  They call me a
liar for askin' for my key back!  They swear I never gave it to 'em,
'an they never asked for it, an' their door was never locked, nor
nothin'!"

He passed on to the railway man.

"I'll have to borry your key, sir.  Mine's lost.  Can't open doors
until I get one from somewhere."

The railway man passed him his key with a bored expression and no
remark.

"Don't forget that I want you presently," he ordered.  "Be quick and
get your own dinner."

"I'm in love with this ivory hunt!" Fred whispered to us across the
table.  "If she's sure our pockets are worth going through, I'm sure
there's something to look for!"

"Are you sure the maid went through our things?" asked Will.

"Quite.  I left my shooting jacket hanging on a hook.  Everything was
emptied out of the pockets on to the berth."

"I think I'll make you a confession presently," said I, with a look at
Will that just then he did not understand.

"Never confess before dessert and coffee!" advised Fred.  "It spoils
the appetite."




CHAPTER FIVE


THE SLAVE GANGS

  Our fathers praised the old accustomed things,
        The privilege of chiefs, the village wall
  Within whose circling dark Monumme* sings
        O' nights of belly-full and ease and all
  They taught us we should prize and praise
        (Only of dearth and pestilence should be our fears;)
  And now behind us are the green, regretted days.
        The water in the desert is our tears.
                Then ye, who at the waters drink
                Of Freedom, oh with Pity think
                On us, who face the desert brink
                Your fathers entered willingly.

  Our fathers mocked the might of the Unseen,
        Teaching that only what we saw and felt
  Was good to fight about--what aye had been,
        Old-fashioned foods that their forefathers smelt,
  Old stars each night illuming the old sky,
        The warm rain softening ere women till the ground,
  The soft winds singing, only ask not why!
        And now our weeping is the desert sound.
                Oh ye, who gorge the daily good,
                Unquestioned heirs of all ye would,
                Spare not too timidly the blood
                Your fathers shed so willingly.

  Our fathers taught us that the village good was best.
        Later we learned the red, new tribal creed
  That our place was the sun--night owned the rest
        Unless their treasure profited our greed!
  But now we gather nothing where our fathers sowed,
        For harvest grim the vultures wait in rows
  As, urged by greedier than us with gun and goad,
        Yoked two by two the slave safari goes.
                Oh ye, who from true judgment shrink,
                Nor gentleness with courage link,
                Be thoughtful when the cup ye drink
                Your fathers spilled so willingly.

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* Monumme (Kiswahili)--Lit. male-man in his prime.
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The guard procured his trays at last, delivered them at a run, returned
in a hurry and swallowed his own meal at a side-table.  Then, with his
mouth full, he reported for orders to the railway official, who was
still checking figures.  The room was beginning to grow empty.
Coutlass and his Greek friend and the Goanese sat almost alone at the
far end of the other table, finishing their pudding.  I had not noticed
until then that the guard was a singularly little man.  He stood very
few inches taller than the seated official.  I suppose that hitherto in
some way his energy had seemed to increase his inches.

"Are there handcuffs in the caboose?"

"Yes, sir."

"Fetch them."

In spite of Brown of Lumbwa's protests, who wept at the notion of
having to eat alone, we were in the act of settling our bills and
going.  But mention of handcuffs suggesting entertainment, we lit
cigars and, imagining we stayed for love of him, Brown cooed at us.

"I've the darbies in my pocket, sir!"

I thought the guard looked more undersized than ever.  He would have
made a fair-sized middle-weight jockey.

"Tell that Greek--Coutlass his name is--to come here."

With his tongue stuck into his cheek and a wink at us the guard obeyed.

"He says for you to go to 'ell, sir!" he reported after a moment's
interview.

"Very well. Arrest him!"

"He'll need help," I interrupted.  "My two friends and I--"

"Oh, dear no," said the official. "He is fully up to his work."

So we moved our chairs into position for a better view.

The guard advanced fox-terrierwise to within about six paces of
Coutlass.

"Up with both your 'ands, Thermopylea!" he snapped.  "Your bloomin'
reckonin's come!"

Coutlass showed tobacco-stained teeth for answer, and his friends
rutched their chairs clear of the table, ready for action.  Yet they
were taken unawares.  With a terrier's speed the guard pounced on
Coutlass, seized him by the hair and collar, hurled him, chair and all,
under a side-table, and was on the far side of the table kicking his
prostrate victim in the ribs before either Greek or Goanese--likewise
upset in the sudden onslaught--could gather themselves and interfere.

The Goanese was first on his feet.  He hurled a soda-water bottle.  The
guard ducked and the bottle smashed into splinters on the wall.  Before
the sound of smashing glass had died the Goanese was down again, laid
out by blows on the nose and jugular.  Then again the guard kicked
Coutlass, driving him back under the table from which he was trying to
emerge on all fours.

The second Greek looked more dangerous.  His face grew dark with rage
as the lips receded from his yellow teeth.  He reached toward his boot,
but judged there were too many witnesses for knife work and rushed in
suddenly, yelling something in Greek to Coutlass as he picked up a
chair to brain the guard with.  He swung the chair, but the guard met
it with another one, dodged him, and tripped him as he passed.  In
another second it was his turn to be kicked in the ribs until he yelled
for mercy.  (An extra large dinner and all those assorted drinks in
addition to what they had had in the train made neither man's wind
good.)

No mercy was forthcoming.  He was kicked, more and more violently,
until the need of crawling through the door to safety dawned on his
muddled wits and he made his exit from the room snake fashion.  By that
time Coutlass was on his feet, and he too elected to force the issue
with a chair.  The guard sprang at the chair as Coutlass raised it,
bore it down, and drove his fist hard home into the Greek's right eye
three times running.

"'Ave you 'ad enough?" he demanded, making ready for another assault.
The Goanese had recovered and staggered to his feet to interfere, but
Coutlass yielded.

"All right," he said, "why should I fight a little man?  I surrender to
save bloodshed!"

"Put your 'ands out, then!"

Coutlass obeyed, and was handcuffed ignominiously.

"Outside, you!"

A savage kick landed in exactly the place where the Goanese least
expected and most resented it.  He flew through the door as if the
train had started, and then another kick jolted Coutlass.

"Forward, march!  Left-right-left-right!"

With hands manacled in front and the inexorable bantam guard behind,
Coutlass came and stood before the railway official, who at last
condescended not to seem engrossed in his accounts.

"'Ere he is, sir!"

"I suppose you know, my man, that I have magisterial powers on this
railway?" said the official.

Coutlass glowered but said nothing.

"This is not the first time you have made yourself a nuisance.  You
broke dishes the last time you were here."

"That is long ago," Coutlass objected.  "That was on the day the place
was first opened to the public.  There was a celebration.  Every one
was drunk."

"You broke plates and refused to pay the damage!'

"Officials were drunk.  I saw them!"

"The damage amounted to seventeen rupees, eight annas."

"Gassharamminy!  All the crockery from Mombasa to Nairobi isn't worth
that amount!  I shall not pay!"

"Now there's another bill for those drinks you and your friends stole
when passengers' backs were turned.  I saw you do it!"

"Why didn't you object at the time?" sneered Coutlass.

"Here is the bill:  twenty-seven rupees, twelve annas.  Total,
forty-five rupees, four annas.  You may make the manager a present of
the odd sum for his injured feelings, and call it an even fifty.
Settle now, or wait here for the down-train and go to jail in Mombasa!"

"Wait in this place?" asked Coutlass, aghast.

"Where else?  There'll be a down passenger train in a week."

"I pay!" said the Greek, with a hideous grimace.

"Take the irons off him, then."

The guard unlocked the handcuffs and Coutlass began to fumble for a
money-bag.

"Give me a receipt!" he demanded, thumbing out the money.

"You are the receipt!" said the official.  "An Englishman would have
been sent to jail with a fine, and have paid the bill into the bargain.
You're treated leniently because you can't be expected to understand
decent behavior.  You're expected to learn, however.  Next time you
will catch it hot!"

"All aboard!" called the guard cheerfully. "All aboard!"

"Tears, idle tears!" said Brown of Lumbwa, taking my arm and Fred's.

"Thass too true--too true!  They'd have jailed an Englishman--me,
f'rinstance.  One little spree, an' they'd put me in the Fort!  One
li'l indishcresshion an' they'd jug me for shix months!  Him they let
go wi' a admonisshion!  It's 'nother case o' Barabbas, an' a great
shame, but you can't change the English.  They're ingcorridgible!
Brown o' Lumbwa's my name," he added by way of afterthought.

"Take advice and get under blankets afore you go to sleep, gents!"
warned the guard.  All windows were once more opened wide, and every
one was panting.

"A job on this 'ere line's a circus!" he grinned.  "I'm lucky if
there's only one fight before Nairobi!  'Ave your blankets ready,
gents!  Cover yourselves afore you sleep!"

That sounded like a joke.  The sweat poured from every one in streams.
The hot hair cushions were intolerable.  The dust gathered from the
desert stirred and hung, and there was neither air to breathe nor
coolness under all those overhanging mountains.

"Get under your blankets, gents!" advised the guard, passing down the
train; and then the train started.

I had the upper berth opposite Brown's, where it was hottest of all
because of the iron roof.  Drunk though he was, I noticed that the
first thing Brown did after we had hoisted him aloft was to dig among
the blankets like a dog and make the best shift he could of crawling
under them.  With one blanket twisted about his neck and shoulders and
the other tangled about his knees he remarked to the roof that his name
was Brown of Lumbwa, and proceeded to sob himself to sleep.  He had
made the journey a dozen times, so knew what he was doing.  I drew on
my own blankets, and stifling, blowing out red dust, remembered a
promise.

"Will!" I said.  "Tell Fred what happened to us in Zanzibar while he
and Monty viewed the moon!"

"We agreed not to," he answered, but it seemed to me he might arouse
his own enthusiasm if he did tell.

"Who's afraid of Fred?" said I.

That settled it.

"One of you shall tell before you sleep!" Fred announced, sitting up.
"Who feareth not God nor regardeth me will blench before the prospect
of a sleepless night!  Speak, America!"

He took out a cleaning rod from his gun-case, and proceeded to stir
Will's ribs and whack his feet.  In a minute there was a
rough-house--panting, and bursts of laughter--cracks of the cleaning
rod on Will's bare legs--the sound of hands slipping on sweaty arms--and

"Murder!" yelled Brown of Lumbwa, waking up.  "Murder!  Oh, mur-durrr!"

"Shut up, you fool!"  I shouted at him.  But he only yelled the louder.

"I knew these tears were not for nothing!" he wailed.  "It was
premonition!  Pass me the whisky!  Pass it up here!  Oh, look!  They're
at each other's throats!  Murder!  Oh, mur-durrr! Pass the whisky or
I'll come down and kill everybody in self-defense! Murrrrr-durrr!"

They stopped fooling because his idiotic screams could be heard all
down the train.

"There," said Brown, "you see, I've saved two worthless lives!  Very
foolish of me!  Pass the whisky!  See that I save a little for the
morning!"

At that he fell asleep again; and because Fred threatened to start new
commotion and wake him unless Will or I confessed at once, Will took up
the tale, I leaning over the edge of my berth to prompt him.  Fred
laughed all through the story, and finally crawled under his blanket
again to lie chuckling at the underside of Brown of Lumbwa's berth.

"I don't see what we've scored by telling him," said Will to me.
"We've merely given him a peg to hang jokes on!"

But I knew that now Will had told the story he would not, for very
shame, withdraw from the venture until we should have demonstrated that
no Lady Saffren Waldon, nor Sultan of Zanzibar, nor Germans, nor Arabs
could make us afraid.  And it seemed to me that was sufficient
accomplishment for one night.

The train's progress slowed and grew slower.  The panting of the engine
came back to us in savage blasts.  We were climbing by curves and
zigzags up the grim dark wall of mountains.  And as we mounted inch by
inch, foot by foot, the air freshened and grew cooler--not really cool
yet by a very Jacob's ladder of degrees, but delectable by comparison.

There was something peacefully exhilarating in the thought of rising
from the red dead level of that awful plain, littered with the bones of
camels and the slaves whom men pinned into the yokes to perish or
survive in twos.*  As we mounted foot by foot we fell asleep.  Later,
as we mounted higher, we shivered under blankets.  There is a spirit
and a spell of Africa that grip men even in sleep.  The curt engine
blasts became in my dreams the panting of enormous beasts that fought.
A dream-continent waged war on itself, and bled.  I saw the caravans
go, thousands long, the horsed and white-robed Arab in the lead--the
paid, fat, insolent askaris, flattering and flogging--slaves burdened
with ivory and other, naked, new ones, two in a yoke, shivering under
the askari's lash, the very last dogged by vultures and hyenas, lean as
they, ill-nourished on such poor picking.

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* It was the cheerful Arab rule never to release one slave from the
yoke if the other failed on the journey, on the principle that then the
stronger would be more likely to care for, encourage, and drive the
weaker.
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Then I saw elephants in herds five thousand strong that screamed and
stormed and crashed, flattening out villages in rage that man should
interfere with them--in fear of the ruthless few armed men with rifles
in their rear.  Whole herds crashed pell-mell through artfully staged
undergrowth into thirty-foot-deep pits, where they lingered and died of
thirst, that Arabs (who sat smoking within hail until they died) might
have the ivory.

And all I saw in my dream was nothing to the things I really was to
see.  None of the cruelty of man, none of the rage and fear of animal
have vanished yet from Africa.  Some of the cruelty is more refined;
some of the herds are smaller; some good is making headway but Africa
is unchanged on the whole.  It is a land of nightmares, with lovely
oases and rare knights errant; a land whose past is gloom, whose
present is twilight and uncertainty, but whose future under the rule of
humane men is immeasurable, unimaginable.

In my dream din followed crash and confusion until the engine's
screaming at last awoke me.  My blanket had fallen to the floor and I
was shivering from cold.  I jumped down to recover it and realized it
was dawn already.  We were bowling along at a fine pace past green
trees and undulating veld, and I wondered why the engine should keep on
screaming like a thing demented.  I knelt on Fred's berth to lean from
the window and look ahead.  We were going round a slight curve and I
could see the track ahead for miles.

Three hundred yards away a full-grown rhinoceros stood planted on the
track, his flank toward us and his interest fixed on anything but
trains.  He was sniffing the cool morning, looking the other way.

"Wake up, you fellows!" I yelled, and Fred and Will put their heads
through the window beside me just in time to see the rhino take notice
of the train at last.  When the engine was fifty yards from him he
wheeled, took a short-sighted squint at it, sniffed, decided on war,
and charged.  The engineer crowded on steam.

"He's a game enough sport!" chuckled Fred.

"He's a fool!" grinned Will.

He was both, but he never flinched.  He struck the cow-catcher head-on
and tried to lift it sky-high.  The speed and weight of the engine sent
him rolling over and over off the track, and the shock of the blow came
backward along the train in thunderclaps as each car felt the check.
The engineer whistled him a requiem and a cheer went up from fifty
heads thrust out of windows.  But he was not nearly done for.

He got up, spun around like a polo pony to face the train, deliberately
picked out level going, and charged again.  This time he hit the car we
were in, and screams from the compartment behind us gave notice that
Lady Saffren Waldon's maid was awake and looking through a window too.
He hit the running-board beside the car, crumpled it to matchwood,
lifted the car an inch off the track, but failed to disrail us.  The
car fell back on the metal with a clang, and the rhino recoiled
sidewise, to roll over and over again.  This time the impetus sent him
over the edge of a gully and we did not doubt he was dead at the bottom
of it.

The guard stopped the train and came running to see what the damage
amounted to.

"Any gent got his rifle handy?" he shouted.  "The train's ahead o'
time.  There's twenty minutes for sport!"

We dived for our rifles, but Coutlass had his and was on the track
ahead of us, his eye a ghastly sight from the guard's overnight
attentions, his face the gruesome color of the man who has eaten and
drunk too much, but his undamaged eye ablaze, and nothing whatever the
matter with his enthusiasm.

"Give me a cartridge--a cartridge, somebody!" he yelled. "Gassharamminy!
He's not dead!  I saw him kick as he went over the edge legs upwards!
Give me one cartridge and I'll finish him!"

By that time every male passenger was out on the track, some in
night-shirts, some in shirts and pants, some with next-to-nothing at
all on, but nearly all with guns.  Somebody gave Coutlass a handful of
cartridges that fitted his Mauser rifle and he was off in the lead like
a hero leading a forlorn hope, we after him.  We searched high and low
but lost all trace of the rhino, and at the end of half an hour the
engine's whistle called us back.  There were blood and hair all over
the engine--blood and hair on our car, but the rhino had been as
determined in defeat as in attack, and if he died of his wounds he
contrived to do it alone and in dignity.

"That leaves Coutlass with six cartridges," said I, overtaking Fred.
"Let's hope their owner asks for them back."

The owner did ask for them.  He stood with his hand out by the door of
the Greek's compartment.

"You didn't use those cartridges," he said.

"But I will!" sneered Coutlass.  "Out of my way!"

He sprang for his door and slammed it in the man's face, and the other
Greek and the Goanese jeered through the window.  I caught sight of
Hassan beside them looking gray, as unhappy black men usually do.  Will
saw him too.

"The cannibal's ours," he said, "supposing we want him and play our
cards kind o' careful."

The next thing to delay the train was an elephant, who walked the track
ahead of us and when the engine whistled only put on speed.  Hypnotized
by the tracks that reached in parallel lines to the horizon, with trunk
outstretched, ears up, and silly tail held horizontally he set himself
the impossible task of leaving us behind.  The more we cheered, the
more the engine screamed, the fiercer and less dignified became his
efforts; he reached a speed at times of fourteen or fifteen miles an
hour, and it was not until, after many miles, he reached a culvert he
dared not cross that he switched off at right angles.  Realizing then
at last that the train could not follow him to one side he stood and
watched us pass, red-eyed, blown and angry.  He had only one tusk, but
that a big one, and the weight of it caused him to hold his head at a
drunken-looking angle.

"Stop the train!" yelled Coutlass, brandishing his rifle as he climbed
to the seat on the roof. But the guard, likewise on the roof at his end
of the train, gave no signal and we speeded on.  We were already in the
world's greatest game reserve, where no man might shoot elephant or any
other living thing.

We began to pass herds of zebra, gnu, and lesser antelope--more than a
thousand zebra in one herd--ostriches in ones and twos--giraffes in
scared half-dozens--rhinoceros--and here and there lone lions.
Scarcely an animal troubled to look up at us, and only the giraffes ran.

Watching them, counting them, distinguishing the various breeds we
three grew enormously contented, even Will Yerkes banishing depression.
Obviously we were in a land of good hunting, for the strictly policed
reserve had its limits beyond which undoubtedly the game would roam.
The climate seemed perfect.  There was a steady wind, not too cold or
hot, and the rains were recent enough to make all the world look green
and bounteous.

To right and left of us--to north and south that is--was wild mountain
country, lonely and savage enough to arouse that unaccountable desire
to go and see that lurks in the breast of younger sons and all
true-blue adventurers.  We got out a map and were presently tracing on
it with fingers that trembled from excitement routes marked with tiny
vague dots leading toward lands marked "unexplored."  There were vast
plateaus on which not more than two or three white men had trodden, and
mountain ranges almost utterly unknown--some of them within sight of
the line we traveled on.  If the map was anything to go by we could
reach Mount Elgon from Nairobi by any of three wild roads.  Fred and I
underscored the names of several places with a fountain pen.

"And say!" said Will.  "Look out of the window!  If we once got away
into country like that, who could follow us!"

"But you can't get away!" said a. weary voice from the upper berth.
"I'm Brown of Lumbwa.  That's my name, gents, and I know, because I
tried!  Thought I was sound asleep, didn't you!  Well, I weren't!
Listen to me, what happens.  You start off.  They get wind of it.  They
send the police helter-skelter hot-foot after you--native police--no
officer--Masai they are, an' I tell you those Masai can make their
sixty miles a day when they're minded an' no bones about it either!
Maybe the Masai catches you and maybe not.  S'posing they do they can't
do much.  They've merely a letter with 'em commanding you to return at
once and report at the gov'ment office.  And o' course--bein' ignorant,
same as me, an' hot-headed, an' eager--you treat that contumelious an'
tip the Masai the office to go to hell.  Which they do forthwith.
They're so used to bein' told to go to hell by wishful wanderers that
they scarcely trouble to wait for the words.  Presently they draw a
long breath an' go away again like smoke being blowed downwind.  An'
you proceed onward, dreamin' dreams o' gold an' frankincense an'
freedom."

"Well, what next?" said I, for he made a long pause, either for
reminiscence or because of headache.

"Whisky next!" he answered.  "I left a little for the morning, didn't
I?  I almost always do.  Hold the bottle up to the light--no, no,
you'll spill it!--pass it here!  Ah-h-h--gug-gug!"

He finished what was left and tried to hurl the empty bottle through
the window, but missed and smashed it against the woodwork.

"'Sapity!" he murmured.  "Means bad luck, that does!  Poor ole Brown o'
Lumbwa--poor ole fella'.  Pick up the pieces, boys!  Pick 'em up
quick--might get some o' poor ole Brown's bad luck--cut yourselves or
what not.  Pick 'em up careful now!"

We did, and it took ten minutes, for the splinters were scattered
everywhere.

"Next time you do a thing like that you shall get out an' walk!"
announced Fred.

"That 'ud be only my usual luck!" he answered mournfully.  "But I was
tellin' how you notify the Masai police to go to hell, an' they oblige.
It's the last obligin' anybody does for you.  Every native's a bush
telegraph--every sleepy-seemin' one of 'em!  They know tracks in an'
out through the scrub that ain't on maps, an' they get past you day or
night wi'out you knowin' it, an' word goes on ahead o' you--precedes
you as the sayin' is.  You come to a village.  You need milk, food,
Porters maybe, an' certainly inf'mation about the trail ahead.  You
ask.  Nobody answers.  They let on not to sling your kind o' lingo.
Milk--never heard o' such stuff--cows in them parts don't give milk!
Food?  They're starving.  It isn't overeating makes their bellies big,
it's wind.  Porters?  All the young men are lame, an' old 'uns too old,
an' the middle 'uns too middle-aged--an' who ever heard of a native
woman workin' anyhow.  Who tills the mtama patch, then?  It don't get
tilled, or else the women only 'tend to it at tillin' time.  Nobody
works at anythin' about the time you come on the scene, for work ain't
moral, pleasin' nor profitable, an' there you are!  As for the trail
ahead, lions an' cannibals are the two mildest kind of calamities they
guarantee you'll meet."

"You don't have to believe them," I argued.  "No man in his senses
would start without porters of his own--"

"Who never run away, an' never, oh never go lame o' course!" said Brown.

"Porters enough and to spare," I continued.  "And food for a month or
two--"

"How are you going to get away right under their noses with food for a
month or two?" demanded Brown.  "You've got to live off the country
after a certain distance.  The further you go, the worse for you, for
they'll sell you nothing and give you less.  By and by your porters get
tipped off by the natives of some village you spend a night at.  You
look for 'em next mornin' and where are they?  Gone!  There are their
loads, an' no one to carry 'em!  You've got to leave your loads an'
return, an' the police you told so stric'ly to go to hell meet you with
broad grins and lead you to the gov'ment office.  There the collector,
or, what's worse, the 'sistant collector, gives you a lecture on infamy
an' the law of doin' as you'd be done by.  You ask for your loads back,
an' he laughs at you.  An' that's all about it, excep' that next time
you happen to want a favor done you by gov'ment you get a lecture
instead!  No, you can't get away, an' it's no use tryin'!  If you was
Greeks maybe, or Arabs, yes.  Bein' English, the Indian Penal Code,
which is white man's law in these parts, 'll get you sure!"

Brown of Lumbwa sighed at recollection of his wrongs, turned over, and
went to sleep again. The train bowled along over high veld, cutting in
half magnificent distances and stopping now and then at stations whose
excuse for existence was unimaginable.  We stopped at a station at last
where the Hindu clerk sold tea and biscuits.  The train disgorged its
passengers and there was a scramble in the tiny ticket office like the
rush to get through turnstiles at a football game at home, only that
the crowd was more polyglot and less good-natured.

Coutlass, his Greek friend and the Goanese being old travelers on that
route were out of the train first, first into the room, and first
supplied with breakfast.  Fred and I were nearly last.  Brown of Lumbwa
refused to leave his berth but lay moaning of his wrongs, and the
iniquity of drink not based on whisky.  I missed Will in the scramble,
and although it was nearly half an hour before I got served I did not
catch sight of him in all that time.

I counted eleven nations taking tea in that tiny room and there were
members of yet other tribes strolling the platform, holding themselves
aloof with the strange pride of the pariah the wide world over.

When Will came in he was grinning, and his ears seemed to stick out
more than usual, as they do when he is pleased with himself.

"Didn't I say fat Johnson was ours if we'd play our cards right?" he
demanded.

"You mean Hassan?"

"He'd had no breakfast.  He'd had no supper.  He had no money.  The
Greeks took away what little money he did have on the pretext that he
might buy a return ticket and desert them.  They seem to think that a
day or two's starvation might make him good and amenable.  I found him
trying to beg a bite from a full-blooded Arab, and say! they're a
loving lot.  The Arab spat in his eye!  I offered to buy him eats but
he didn't dare come in here for fear the Greeks 'ud thrash him, so I
slipped him ten rupees for himself and he's the gratefulest fat black
man you ever set eyes on.  You bet it takes food and lots of it to keep
that belly of his in shape.  There's a back door to this joint.  He
slipped round behind and bribed the babu to feed him on the rear step,
me standing guard at the corner to keep Greeks at bay.  He's back in
the car now, playing possum."

"Let's trade him for Brown of Lumbwa," suggested Fred genially.  "Call
him into our car and kick Brown out!"

"Trade nothing!  I tell you the man is ours!  Call him, and he'll
bargain.  Let him be, and the next time the Greeks ill-treat him he'll
come straight to us in hope we'll show him kindness."

"Swallow your tea quickly, Solomon!" Fred advised him.  "There goes the
whistle!"

It was fresh tea, just that minute made for him.  Will gulped down the
scalding stuff and had to be thumped on the back according to Fred.
With eyes filled with water he did not see what I did, and Fred was too
busy guarding against counter-blows.  The most public place and the
very last minute always suited those two best for playing horse.

"Thought you said Johnson was asleep," said I.

"Possuming," coughed Will.  "Shamming sleep to fool the Greeks."

"Possuming, no doubt," I answered, "but the Greeks are on.  He has just
come scurrying out of Lady Saffren Waldon's compartment.  The Greeks
watched him and made no comment!"

We piled into our own appointed place and sat for a while in silence.

"All right," said Will at last, lighting his pipe.  "I own I felt like
quitting once.  I'll see it through now if there's no ivory and nothing
but trouble!  That dame can't thimblerig me!"

"We're supposed to know where the ivory is," grinned Fred.  "Keep it
up!  They'll hunt us so carefully that they'll save us the trouble of
watching them!"

"I'm beginning to think we do know where the ivory is," said I.  "I
believe it's on Mount Elgon and they mean to prevent our getting it."

"If that turns out true, we'll have to give them the slip, that's all,"
said Fred, and got out his concertina.  Just as Monty always played chess
when his brain was busy, Fred likes to think to the strains of his
infernal instrument.  One could not guess what he was thinking about,
but the wide world knew he was perplexed, and Lady Saffren Waldon in
the next compartment must have suffered.

After a while he commenced picking out the tunes of comic songs, and
before long chanced on one that somebody in the front part of the train
recognized and began to sing.  In ten minutes after that he was playing
accompaniments for a full train chorus and the scared zebra and impala
bolted to right and left, pursued by Tarara-boom-de-ay,
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, and other non-Homeric dirges that in those days
were dying an all-too-lingering death.

It was to the tune of After the Ball that the engine dipped
head-foremost into a dry watercourse, and brought the train to a
jaw-jarring halt.  The tune went on, and the song grew louder, for
nobody was killed and the English-speaking races have a code,
containing rules of conduct much more stringent than the Law of the
Medes and Persians.  Somebody--probably natives from a long way off,
who needed fuel to cook a meal--had chopped out the hard-wood plate on
which the beams of a temporary culvert rested.  Time, white ants,
gravity and luck had done the rest.  It was a case thereafter of walk
or wait.

"Didn't I tell you?" moaned Brown of Lumbwa.  "Didn't I say walkin' 'ud
be only just my luck?"

So we walked, and reached Nairobi a long way ahead of Coutlass and his
gang, whose shoes, among other matters, pinched them; and we were
comfortably quartered in the one hotel several hours before the arrival
of Lady Saffren Waldon and those folk who elected to wait for the
breakdown gang and the relief train.

It was a tired hotel, conducted by a tired once-missionary person, just
as Nairobi itself was a tired-looking township of small parallel roofs
of unpainted corrugated iron, with one main street more than a mile
long and perhaps a dozen side-streets varying in length from fifty feet
to half a mile.

He must have been a very tired surveyor who pitched on that site and
marked it as railway headquarters on his map.  He could have gone on
and found within five miles two or three sightlier, healthier spots.
But doubtless the day's march had been a long one, and perhaps he had
fever, and was cross.  At any rate, there stood Nairobi, with its
"tin-town" for the railway underlings, its "tin" sheds for the repair
shops, its big "tin" station buildings, and its string of
pleasant-looking bungalows on the only high ground, where the
government nabobs lived.

The hotel was in the middle of the main street, a square frame building
with a veranda in front and its laundry hanging out behind.  Nairobi
being a young place, with all Africa in which to spread, town plots
were large, and as a matter of fact the sensation in our corner room
was of being in a wilderness--until we considered the board partition.
Having marched fastest we obtained the best room and the only bath, but
next-door neighbors could hear our conversation as easily as if there
had been no division at all.  However, as it happened, neither Coutlass
and his gang nor Lady Saffren Waldon and her maid were put next to us
on either side.  To our right were three Poles, to our left a Jew and a
German, and we carried on a whispered conversation without much risk.

She and her maid arrived last, as it was growing dusk.  We had already
seen what there was to see of the town.  We had been to the post-office
on the white man's habitual hunt, for mail that we knew was
non-existent.  And I had had the first adventure.

I walked away from the post-office alone, trying to puzzle out by
myself the meaning of Lady Saffren Waldon's pursuit of us, and of her
friendship with the Germans, and her probable connection with Georges
Coutlass and his riff-raff.  I had not gone far either on my stroll or
with the problem--perhaps two hundred yards down a grassy track that
they had told me led toward a settlement--when something, not a sound,
not a smell, and certainly not sight, for I was staring at the ground,
caused me to look up.  My foot was raised for a forward step, but what
I saw then made me set it down again.

To my right front, less than ten yards away, was a hillock about twice
my own height.  To my left front, about twelve yards away was another,
slightly higher; and the track passed between them.  On the right-hand
hillock stood a male lion, full maned, his forelegs well apart and the
dark tuft on the end of his tail appearing every instant to one side or
the other as he switched it cat-fashion.  He was staring down at me
with a sort of scandalized interest; and there was nothing whatever
for me to do but stare at him.  I had no weapon.  One spring and a jump
and I was his meat.  To run was cowardice as well as foolishness, the
one because the other.  And without pretending to be able to read a
lion's thoughts I dare risk the assertion that he was puzzled what to
do with me.  I could very plainly see his claws coming in and out of
their sheaths, and what with that, and the switching tail, and the
sense of impotence I could not take my eyes off him.  So I did not look
at the other hillock at first.

But a sound like that a cat makes calling to her kittens, only greatly
magnified, made me glance to the left in a hurry.  I think that up to
that moment I had not had time to be afraid, but now the goose-flesh
broke out all over me, and the sensation up and down my spine was of
melting helplessness.

On the left-hand hillock a lioness stood looking down with much
intenser and more curious interest.  She looked from me to her mate,
and from her mate to me again with indecision that was no more
reassuring than her low questioning growl.

I do not know why they did not spring on me.  Surely no two lions ever
contemplated easier quarry.  No victim in the arena ever watched the
weapons of death more helplessly.  I suppose my hour had not come.
Perhaps the lions, well used to white men who attacked on sight with
long-range weapons, doubted the wisdom of experiments on something new.

The lioness growled again.  Her mate purred to her with an uprising
reassuring note that satisfied her and sent my heart into my boots.
Then he turned, sprang down behind the hillock, and she followed.  The
next I saw of them they were running away like dogs,  jumping low
bushes and heading for jungle on the near horizon faster than I had
imagined lions could travel.

That ended my desire for further exercise and solitude.  I made for the
hotel as fast as fear of seeming afraid would let me, and spent fifteen
aggravating minutes on the veranda trying to persuade Fred Oakes that I
had truly seen lions.

"Hyenas!" he said with the air of an old hunter, to which he was quite
entitled, but that soothed me all the less for that.

"More likely jackals," said Will; and he was just as much as Fred
entitled to an opinion.

While I was asserting the facts with increasing anger, and they were
amusing themselves with a hundred-and-one ridiculous reasons for
disbelieving me, Lady Saffren Waldon came.  She had, as usual,
attracted to herself able assistance; a settler's ox-cart brought her
belongings, and she and her maid rode in hammocks borne by porters
impressed from heaven knew where.  It was not far from the station, but
she was the type of human that can not be satisfied with meek
beginnings.  That type is not by any means always female, but the
women are the most determined on their course, and come the biggest
croppers on occasion.

She was determined now, mistress of the situation and of her plans.
She left to her maid the business of quarreling about accommodations;
(there was little left to choose from, and all was bare and bad);
dismissed the obsequious settler and his porters with perfunctory
thanks that left him no excuse for lingering, and came along the
veranda straight toward us with the smile of old acquaintance, and such
an air of being perfectly at ease that surprise was disarmed, and the
rudeness we all three intended died stillborn.

"What do you think of the country?" she asked.  "Men like it as a rule.
Women detest it, and who can blame them?  No comfort--no manners--no
companionship--no meals fit to eat--no amusement!  Have you killed
anything or anybody yet?  That always amuses a man!"

We rose to make room for her and I brought her a chair.  There was
nothing else one could do.  There is almost no twilight in that part of
East Africa; until dark there is scarcely a hint that the day is
waning.  She sat with us for twenty or thirty minutes making small
talk, her maid watching us from a window above, until the sun went down
with almost the suddenness of gas turned off, and in a moment we could
scarcely see one another's faces.

Then came the proprietor to the door, with his best ex-missionary air
of knowledge of all earth's ways, their reason and their trend.

"All in!" he called.  "All inside at once!  No guest is allowed after
dark on the veranda!  All inside!  Supper presently!"

"Pah!" remarked Lady Saffren Waldon, rising.  "What is it about some
men that makes one's blood boil?  I suppose we must go in."

She came nearer until she stood between the three of us, so close that
I could see her diamond-hard eyes and hear the suppressed breathing
that I suspected betrayed excitement.

"I must speak with you three men!  Listen!  I know this place.  The
rooms are unspeakable--not a bedroom that isn't a megaphone, magnifying
every whisper!  There is only one suitable place--the main dining-room.
The proprietor leaves the oil-lamp burning in there all night.  People
go to bed early; they prefer to drink in their bedrooms because it
costs less than treating a crowd!  I shall provide a light supper, and
my maid shall lay the table after everybody else is gone up-stairs.
Then come down and talk with me.  Its important!  Be sure and come!"

She did not wait for an answer but led the way into the hotel.  There
was no hall.  The door led straight into the dining-room, and the noisy
crowd within, dragging chairs and choosing places at the two long
tables, made further word with her impossible, even if she had not
hurried up-stairs to her room.  "What do you make of it--of her?  Isn't
she the limit?"

The words were scarcely out of Will's mouth when a roar that made the
dishes rattle broke and echoed and rumbled in the street outside.  The
instant it died down another followed it--then three or four--then a
dozen all at once.  There came the pattering of heavy feet, like the
sound of cattle coming homeward.  Yet no cattle--no buffaloes ever
roared that way.

"Now you know why I ordered you all inside," grinned the ex-missionary
owner of the place.  I divined on the instant that this was his habit,
to stand by the door before supper and say just those words to the last
arrivals.  I had a vision of him standing by his mission door
aforetime, repeating one jest, or more likely one stale euphuism night
after night.

"Lions?" I asked, hating to take the bait, yet curious beyond power to
resist.

"Certainly they're lions!  Did you think you were dreaming?  Are you
glad you came in when I called you?  Would you rather go out again now?
Make a noise like a herd of cattle, don't they!  That's because
they're bold.  They don't care who hears them!  The day is ours.  It
used to be theirs, but the white man has come and broken up their
empire.  The night is still theirs.  They're reveling in it!  They're
boasting of it!  Every single night they come swaggering through like
this just after sunset.  They'll come again just before dawn, roaring
the same way.  You'll hear them.  They'll wake you all right.  No
trouble in this hotel about getting guests down-stairs for early
breakfast!"

"I'll get my rifle and settle the hash of one or two of them before I
eat supper!" announced Will, turning away to make good his words.  But
the proprietor seized him by the arm.

"Don't be foolish!  It has been tried too often!  I never allowed such
foolishness at my place.  A party up-street fired from the windows.
Couldn't see very well in the dark, but wounded two or three lions.
What happened, eh?  Why the whole pack of lions laid siege to the
house!  They broke into the stable and killed three horses, a donkey,
and all the cows and sheep.  There weren't any shutters on the house
windows--nothing but glass.  It wasn't long before a young lion broke a
window, and in no time there were three full-grown ones into the house
after him.  They injured one man so severely that he died next day.
They only shot two of the lions that got inside.  The other two got
safely away, and since that time people here have known enough not to
interfere with them except by daylight!  They'll do no harm to speak of
unless you fire and enrage them.  They'll kill the stray dogs, or any
other animal they find loose; and heaven help the man they meet!  But
the place to be after six P.M. in Nairobi is indoors.  And it's the
place to stay until after sunrise!  Hear them roar!  Aren't they
magnificent?  Listen!"

The noise that twenty or thirty lions can make, deliberately bent on
making it and roaring all at once, is unbelievable.  They throw their
heads up and glory in strength of lungs until thunders take second
place and the listener knows why not the bravest, not the most
dangerous of beasts has managed to impose the fable of his grandeur on
men's imagination.

We were summoned to the table by the din of Georges Coutlass rising to
new heights of gallantry.

"Gassharamminy!" he shouted, thumping with a scarred fist.  With a
poultice on his eye he looked like a swashbuckler home from the wars;
and as he had not troubled to shave himself, the effect was heightened.
"What sort of company sits when a titled lady enters!"  He seized a
big spoon and rapped on the board with it.  "Blood of an onion!  Rise,
every one!"

Everybody rose, although there were men in the room in no mind to be
told their duty by a Greek.  Lady Saffren Waldon walked to a place near
the head of the table with a chilling bow.  As usual when night and the
yellow lamplight modified merciless outlines, she looked lovely enough.
But she lacked the royal gift of seeming at home with the vulgar herd.
She could make men notice her--serve her, up to a certain point--and
feel that she was the center of interest wherever she might choose to
be; but because she was everlastingly on guard, she lacked the power
to put mixed company at ease.

Only the ex-missionary at the head of the table seemed to consider
himself socially qualified to entertain her.  She was at no pains to
conceal contempt for him.

"You honor my poor hotel!" he assured her.

"It is certainly a very poor hotel," she answered.

"Do you expect to remain long, may I ask?"

"What right have you to ask me questions?  Tell that native to go away
from behind my chair.  My own maid will wait on me!"

Whether purposely or not, she cast such a chill upon the company that
even Georges Coutlass subsided within himself, and, though he ate like
a ravening animal, did not talk.  Almost the only conversation was
between the owner and the native servants, who waited at table
abominably and were noisily reprimanded, and argued back. Each
reprimand increased their inefficiency and insolence.  Natives detest a
fussy, noisy white man.

Bad food, indifferent cooking, and no conversation worthy of the name
produced gloom that drove every one from table as soon as possible.
Even the proprietor, with unsatiable curiosity exuding from him, but no
spirit for forcing issues, departed to a sanctum of his own up
somewhere under the roof.  The boys cleared the tables.  The smell of
food spread itself and settled slowly.  A half-breed butler served
countless orders of drinks on trays, and sent them upstairs to
bedrooms.  Presently we three sat alone in the long bare room.

"Shall we wait for her?" I asked.  "Haven't we had enough of her?"

Fred laughed.  "She can scarcely cut the throats of all three of us!"

"I said we'd never hear the last of it!" said Will, with a scowl at me.

"Shall we wait for her?" I repeated.

My own vote would have been in favor of going upstairs and leaving her
to her own devices.  I could see that Fred was afire with curiosity,
but guessed that Will would agree with me.  However, the point was
settled for us by the arrival of her maid, who smiled with unusual
condescension and produced from a basket an assortment of drinks, nuts,
cigarettes and sandwiches.  She spread them on the table and went away
again.

We sat and smoked for an hour after that, imagining every moment that
Lady Saffren Waldon would be coming.  Whenever we yawned in chorus and
rose to go upstairs, a footstep seemed to herald her arrival.  To have
passed her on the stairs would have been too awkward to be amusing.

At last we really made up our minds to go to bed; and then she really
came, appearing at the bend in the stairs just as I set my foot on the
lower step, so we trooped back to our chairs by the window.  She was
dressed in a lacy silk negligee, and took pains this time to appear
gracious.

"I waited until I felt sure we should not be disturbed," she said,
smiling. "Won't you come and sit down?"

We brought our chairs to the table, she sitting at one end and we
together at one side, Fred nearest her and I farthest away.  She made a
sign toward the wine and sandwiches, and offered us cigarettes of a
sort I had never seen.  Without feeling exactly like flies in a
spider's web, we were nervous as schoolboys.

"What do you want with us?" asked Will at last.

She laughed and took a cigarette.

"Don't let us talk too loud.  You three men are after the Tippoo Tib
ivory.  So is the Sultan of Zanzibar.  So is the German government.  So
am I."

She gave the statement time to do its own work, and smoked a while in
silence.  The strength of her position, and our weakness, lay in there
being three of us.  Any one of us might let drop an ill-considered word
that would commit the others.  I think we all felt that, for we sat and
said nothing.

"You answer her, Fred," I said at last, and Will nodded agreement.

So Fred got up and sat on the other side of the table, where we could
see his face and he ours.

"You haven't answered Mr. Yerkes' question," he said. "What do you want
with us, Lady Saffren Waldon?"

"I want an understanding with you.  I will be plain to begin with.  We
all know you know where the ivory is.  Lord Montdidier is not the man
to connect himself with any wild goose chase.  We don't pretend to know
how you came by the secret or why he has gone to London, but we are
sure you know it, perfectly sure, and for five or six reasons.  We are
willing to buy the secret from you at your own price."

"Who are 'we'?" asked Fred pointedly, helping himself to nuts.

"The German government, the Sultan of Zanzibar, and myself."

Fred smiled.  "Between you you probably could pay," he remarked.

"I will tell you a few hard facts," she said, "now that the ice is
broken.  You will never be allowed to make full use of your own secret.
You have arrived at an inopportune moment, for you and for us. Our
plans have been on foot a long time.  Our search has been systematic,
and it is a mathematical certainty we shall find what we look for in
time.  We do not propose to let new arrivals on the scene spoil all our
plans and disappoint us just because they happen to have information.
If you go ahead you will be watched like mice whom cats are after.  If
you find the ivory, you will be killed before you can make the
discovery known!"

"We seem up against it, don't we!" smiled Fred.

"You are!  But you can save us trouble, if you will.  Name your price.
Tell me your secret.  Go your way.  If your story proves true you shall
be paid by draft on London."

"Are you overlooking the idea," asked Fred, "that we might tell the
secret to the British government, and be contented with our ten per
cent. commission?"

"I am not.  You are expressly warned against any such foolishness.  In
the first place, you will be killed at once if you dare.  In the
second place, how do you know the British government would pay you ten
per cent.?"

"I've had dealings with the English!" laughed Fred.

"Bah!  Do you think this is Whitehall?  Do you think the officials here
are proof against temptation?  When I tell you that in Whitehall itself
I can bribe two officials out of three, perhaps you'll understand me
when I say that all these people have their price!  And the price is
low!  Tell them where the ivory is--lead them to it--and they'll swear
they found it themselves, so as to keep the commission themselves!  And
as for you--you three"--she sneered with the most sardonic, thin-lipped
smile I ever saw--"there are lions out here, and buffalo, snakes,
fevers, native uprisings--more ways of being rid of you than by choking
you to death with butter!"

"Do you suppose" asked Fred, "that Lord Montdidier has no influence in
London, that he--"

"I know he had influence.  I should have told you first, perhaps.  Lord
Montdidier was murdered on board ship.  A telegram reached Mombasa
yesterday at ten A.M. from up-coast saying that the body of an unknown,
Englishman had been picked up at sea by an Arab dhow, with the face too
badly eaten by fish to be recognizable.  You may take it from me, that
is Lord Montdidier's corpse."

The calm announcement was intended to surprise us, and it did, but the
result surprised her.

"You she-devil!" said Will.  "If you and your gang have murdered that
fine fellow I'll turn the tables on you!  You go up-stairs, and pray he
isn't dead!  Pray that corpse may prove to be some one's else!  If he's
dead I'll guarantee you it's the worst day's work you ever had a hand
in!  Go up-stairs!"

He flung away the cigarette she had given him and knocked his chair
away.

"Sit down, you young fool!" she said.  "Don't make all that noise!"

But Will had none of the respect for titles acquired by marriage that
made most men an easy mark for her.

"Leave the room!" he ordered.  "Go away from us!  Just you hope that's
a lie about Monty, that's all!"

"Sit down!" she repeated.  "I admit I am a little previous.  The story
is unconfirmed yet.  Sit down and be sensible!  Something of the sort
will happen to all of you unless you three men get religion!"

But Will began to pace the floor noisily, stopping to glare at her each
time he turned.

"Is there any sense in protracting the scene?" asked Fred.

"No," she admitted.  "I see you are too hot-headed to be reasoned with.
But it makes little difference!
Fever--animals--climate--sun--flood--accident--natives--there are
excuses in plenty--explanations by the dozen!  I will say good night,
then--and good-by!"

"Yes, good-by!" growled Will, facing her with his back to the stairs.
"You take us for men with a price, do you?"

"All men have a price," she smiled bitterly.  "Only it is no use
offering flowers to pigs!  We must treat pigs another way--pigs, and
young fools!  And fools old enough to know better!" she added with a
nod toward Fred, who bowed to her in mock abasement--too politely, I
thought.

Will got out of her way and she went up-stairs with the manner of an
empress taking leave of subjects.  Fred swept her food and wine from
the table and stowed it in a corner, and we sat down at the table again.

"The whole thing's getting ridiculous." he said.

"Why don't we hunt up some official in the morning," I proposed, "and
simply expose her?"

"No use," said Will.  "She never followed us up here and tried that
game without being sure of her pull.  Besides--what kind of a tale
could we tell without letting on we're after the ivory?  I vote we see
the game through to a finish."

"Good!" said Fred. "I agree!"

"The only clue we've got," said I, "is Courtney's advice about Mount
Elgon."

"And what Coutlass said in Zanzibar about German East," added Will.

"Tell you what," said Fred, rapping the table excitedly.  "Instead of
falling foul of this government by slipping over the dead-line, why not
run down to German East--pretend to search for the stuff down
there--and go from German East direct to Mount Elgon, giving 'em all
the slip.  Who's got the map?"

"It's up-stairs," I said.  "I'll fetch it."

There was nothing like silence in the rooms above.  Men were smoking
and drinking in one another's rooms.  Some doors were open to make
conversation easier across the landing, and nobody was asleep.  But I
was surprised to see Georges Coutlass leaning against the door-post of
the room he shared with the other Greek and the Goanese, obviously on
guard, but against whom and on whose behalf it was difficult to guess.

"Are you off to bed?" he asked, piercing me with his unbandaged eye.
"Why don't the others go, too?"

It dawned on me what he was after.

"Take the wine if you want it," I said.  "None of us will prevent you."

He went down-stairs in his stocking feet, leaving his own door wide.  I
glanced in.  The other Greek and the Goanese were asleep.  Hassan lay
on the floor on a mat between their cots.  He looked up at me.  I did
not dare speak, but I smiled at him as friendly as I knew how and made
a gesture I hoped he would interpret as an invitation to come and
attach himself to our party.  Then I hurried on, for Coutlass was
coming back with a bottle of wine in each hand.

I was five minutes in our bedroom.  In a minute I knew what had
happened.  We had left the door locked, but the lock was a common one;
probably the keys of other doors fitted it, and there was not one thing
in the room placed exactly where we had left it.  Everything was more
or less in place, but nothing quite.

I returned empty-handed down-stairs, locking the bedroom door behind me.

"Listen, you chaps!" I said.  "While we waited for that woman she and
her maid went through our things again!"

"How d'you know it was she?" asked Fred.

"No mistaking the scent she uses.  Where's our money?"

"Here in my pocket."

"Good.  The map's gone, though!"

Will showed big teeth in the first really happy smile for several days.

"Good enough!" he said.  "Let's go to bed now.  I'll bet you my share
of the ivory they're poring over the map with a magnifying-glass!
D'you remember the various places we underscored?  They'll think it's a
cryptogram and fret over it all night!  Come on--come to bed!"




CHAPTER SIX


THE SONG OF THE GREAT GAME RESERVE

  Noah was our godfather, and he pitched and caulked a ship
  'With stable-room for two of each and fodder for the trip,
  Lest when the Flood made sea of earth the animals should die;
  And two by two he stalled us till the wrath of God was by.
  But who in the name of the Pentateuch can the paleface people be
  Who ha' done on the plains of Africa more than he did at sea?

  A million hoofs once drummed the dust (Kongoni led the way!)
  From river-pool to desert-lick we thundered in array
  Until the dark-skin people came with tube and smoke and shot,
  Hunting and driving and killing, and leaving the meat to rot.
  And we didn't know who the hunters were, but we saw the herds grow thin
  That used to drum the dust-clouds up with thousand-footed din.

  We were few when the paleface people came--scattered and few and afraid.
  Fewer were they, but they brought the law, and the dark-skin men obeyed.
  The paleface people drew a line that none by dark or day
  Might cross with fell intent to hunt--capture or drive or slay.
  But who can the paleface people be with red-meat appetites
  Who ruled anew what Noah knew--that animals have rights?

  And now in the Athi Game Reserve--in a million-acre park
  A million creatures graze who went by twos into the Ark.
  We sleep o' nights without alarm (Kongoni, prick your ear!)
  And barring the leopard and lion to watch, and ticks, we've nought
      to fear,
  Zebra, giraffe and waterbuck, rhino and ostrich too--
  But who can the paleface people be who know what Noah knew?


The lions awoke us a little before dawn as the proprietor had promised.
They seemed to have had bad hunting, for their boastfulness was gone.
They came in twos and threes, snarling, only roaring intermittently--in
a hurry because the hated daylight would presently reverse conditions
and put them at disadvantage.

I grew restless and got up.  The air being chilly, I put my clothes on
and sat for a while by the window.  So it happened I caught sight of
Hassan, very much afraid of lions, but obviously more afraid of being
seen from the hotel windows.  He was sneaking along as close to the
house as he could squeeze, his head just visible above the veranda rail.

For no better reason than that I was curious and unoccupied, I slipped
out of the house and followed him.

Once clear of the hotel he seemed to imagine himself safe, for without
another glance backward he ran up-street in the direction of the
bazaar.  I followed him down the bazaar--a short street of corrugated
iron buildings--and out the other end.  Being fat, he could not run
fast, although his wind held out surprisingly.  If he saw me at all he
must have mistaken me for a settler or one of the Nairobi officials,
for he seemed perfectly sure of himself and took no pains whatever now
to throw pursuers off the track.

It soon became evident that he was making for an imposing group of
tents on the outskirts of the town.  As he drew nearer he approached
more slowly.

It now became my turn to take precautions.  There was no chance of
concealment where I was--nothing but open level ground between me and
the tents.  But now that I knew Hassan's destination, I could afford to
let him out of sight for a minute; so I turned my back on him, walked
to where a sort of fold in the ground enabled me to get down unseen
into a shallow nullah, and went along that at right angles to Hassan's
course until I reached the edge of some open jungle, about half a mile
from the tents.  I noticed that it came to an end at a spot about three
hundred yards to the rear of the tents, so I worked my way along its
outer edge, and so approached the encampment from behind.

I had brought a rifle with me, not that I expected to shoot anything,
but because the lion incident of the previous afternoon had taught me
caution.  It had not entered my head that in that country a strange
white man without a rifle might have been regarded as a member of the
mean white class; nor that anybody would question my right to carry a
rifle, for that matter.

The camp was awake now.  There were ten tents, all facing one way.  Two
of them contained stores.  The central round tent with an awning in
front was obviously a white man's.  One tent housed a mule, and the
rest were for native servants and porters.  The camp was tidy and
clean--obviously belonging to some one of importance.  Fires were
alight.  Breakfast was being cooked, and smelled most uncommonly
appetizing in that chill morning air.  Boys were already cleaning
boots, and a saddle, and other things.  There was an air of discipline
and trained activity, and from the central tent came the sound of
voices.

I don't know why, but I certainly did not expect to hear English.  So
the sound of English spoken with a foreign accent brought me to a
standstill.  I listened to a few words, and made no further bones about
eavesdropping.  Circumstances favored me.  The boys had seen I was
carrying a rifle and was therefore a white man of importance, so they
did not question my right to approach.  The tent with the mule in it
and the two store tents were on the right, pitched in a triangle.  I
passed between them up to the very pegs of the central tent from which
the voices came, and discovered I was invisible, unless some one should
happen to come around a corner.  I decided to take my chance of that.

The first thing that puzzled me was why a German (for it was a
perfectly unmistakable German accent) should need to talk English to a
native who was certainly familiar with both Arabic and Kiswahili.  When
I heard the German addressed as Bwana Schillingschen I wondered still
more, for from all accounts that individual could speak more native
tongues than most people knew existed.  It did not occur to me at the
time that if he wished not to be understood by his own crowd of boys he
must either speak German or English, and that Hassan would almost
certainly know no German.

"A good thing you came to me!" I heard.  The accent was clumsy for a
man so well versed in tongues.  "Yes, I will give you money at the
right time.  Tell me no lies now!  There will be letters coming from
people you never saw, and I shall know whether or not you lie to me!
You say there are three of the fools?"

"Yes, bwana.  There were four, but one going home--big lord gentleman,
him having black m'stache, gone home."

There was no mistaking Hassan's voice.  No doubt he could speak his
mother tongue softly enough, but in common with a host of other people
he seemed to imagine that to make himself understood in English he must
shout.

"Why did he go home?"

"I don't know, bwana."

"Did they quarrel?"

"Sijui."*  [* Sijui, I don't know:  the most aggravating word In
Africa, except perhaps bado kidogo, which means "presently," "bye and
bye," "in a little while."

"Don't you dare say 'sijui' to me!"

"Maybe they quarrel, maybe not.  They all quarreling with Lady
Saffunwardo--staying in same hotel, Tippoo Tib one time his house--she
wanting maybe go with him to London.  He saying no.  Others saying no.
All very angry each with other an' throwing bwana masikini, Greek man,
down hotel stairs."

"What had he to do with it?"

"Two Greek man an' one Goa all after ivory, too.  She--Lady Saffunwardo
afterwards promising pay them three if they come along an' do what she
tell 'em. They agreeing quick!  Byumby Tippoo Tib hearing bazaar talk
an' sending me along too.  She refuse to take me, all because German
consul man knowing me formerly and not making good report, but Greek
bwana he not caring and say to me to come along.  Greek people very
bad!  No food--no money--nothing but swear an' kick an' call bad
names--an' drunk nearly all the time!"

"What makes you think these three men know where the ivory is?" said
the German voice.  It was the voice of a man very used to questioning
natives--self-assertive but calm--going straight each time to the point.

"They having map. Map having marks on it."

"How do you know?"

"She--Lady Saffunwardo go in their bedroom, stealing it last night."

"Did you see her take it?"

"Yes, bwana."

"Did you see the marks on it?"

"No, bwana."

"Then how do you know the marks were on it?  Now, remember, don't lie
to me!"

"Coutlass, him Greek man, standing on stairs keeping watch.  Them three
men you call fools all sitting in dining-room waiting because they
thinking she come presently.  She send maid to their room.  Maid, fool
woman, upset everything, finding nothing.  'No,' she say, 'no map--no
money--no anything in here.'  An' Lady Saffunwardo she very angry an'
say, 'Come out o' there!  Let me look!'  And Lady Saffunwardo going in,
but maid not coming out, an' they both search.  Then Lady Saffanwardo
saying all at once,  'Here it is.  Didn't you see this?'  An' the maid
answering, 'Oh, that!  That nothing but just ordinary pocket map!  That
not it!'  But Lady Saffunwardo she opening the map, an' make little
scream, an' say, 'Idiot!  This is it!  Look!  See!  See the marks!'
So, bwana, I then knowing must be marks on map!"

"Good.  What did she do with it?"

"Sujui."

"I told you not to dare say 'sijui' to me!"

"How should I know, bwana, what she doing with it?"

"Could you steal it?"

"No, bwana!"

"Why not?"

"You not knowing that woman!  No man daring steal from her!  She very
terrible!"

"If I offered you a hundred rupees could you steal it?"

"Sujui, bwana."

"I told you not to use that word!"

"Bwana, I--"

"Could you steal it?"

"Maybe."

"That is no answer!"

"Say that again about hundred rupees!"

"I will give you a hundred rupees if you bring me that map and it
proves to be what you say."

"I go.  I see.  I try.  Hundred rupees very little money!"

"It's all you'll get, you black rascal!  And you know what you'll get
if you fail!  You know me, don't you?  You understand my way?  Steal
that map and bring it here, and I shall give you a hundred rupees.
Fail, and you shall have a hundred lashes, and what Ahmed and Abdullah
and Seydi got in addition!  The hundred lashes first, and the ant-hill
afterward!  You're not fool enough to think you can escape me, I
suppose?"

"No, bwana."

"Then go and get the map!"

"But afterward, what then?  She very gali* woman."  [*Gali, same as
Hindustani kali--cruel, hard, fierce, terrible.]

"Nonsense!  Steal the map and bring it here to me.  Then I've other
work for you.  Are you a renegade Muhammedan?"

"No, bwana!  No, no!  Never! I'm good Moslem."

"Very well.  Back to your old business with you!  Preach Islam up and
down the country.  Go and tell all the tribes in British territory that
the Germans are coming soon to establish an empire of Islam in Africa!
Good pay and easy living!  Does that suit you?"

"Yes, bwana.  How much pay?"

"I'll tell you when you bring the map.  Now be going!"

Hassan went, after a deal of polite salaaming.  Then boys began
bringing the German's breakfast, and unless I chose to confess myself
an eavesdropper it became my business to be in the tent ahead of them.
So I strode forward as if just arrived and purposely tripped over a
tent-rope, stumbling under the awning with a laugh and an apology.

"Who are you?" demanded the German without rising.  He had the splay
shovel beard described to us in Zanzibar--big dark man, sitting in the
doorway of a tent all hung with guns, skins and antlers.  He was in
night-shirt and trousers--bare feet--but with a helmet on the back of
his head.

"A visitor," I answered, "staying at the hotel--out for a morning shot
at something--had no luck--got nothing--saw your tents in the distance,
and came out of curiosity to find out who you are."

"My name is Professor Schillingschen," he answered, still without
getting up.  There was no other chair near the awning, so I had to
remain standing.  I told him my name, hoping that Hassan had either not
done so already, or else that he might have so bungled the
pronunciation as to make it unrecognizable.  I detected no sign of
recognition on Schillingschen's face.

The boys reached the tent with his breakfast, and one of them dragged a
chair from inside the tent for me.  I sat down on it without waiting
for the professor to invite me.

"I'm tired," I said, untruthfully, minded to refuse an invitation to
eat, but interested to see whether he would invite me or not.

"Have you any friends at the hotel?" he asked, looking up at me darkly
under the bushiest eyebrows I ever saw.

"I've got friends wherever I go," I answered.  "I make friends."

"Are you going far?" he demanded, holding out a foot for his boy to
pull a stocking on.

"That depends," I said.

"On what?"

"On whether I get employment."

I said that at random, without pausing to think what impression I might
create.  He pulled the night-shirt off over his head, throwing the
helmet to the ground, and sat like a great hairy gorilla for the boy to
hang day-clothes on him.  He had the hairiest breast and arms I ever
saw, hung with lumpy muscles that heightened his resemblance to an ape.

"I might give you work," he said presently, beginning to eat before the
boy had finished dressing him.

"I want to travel" I said.  "If I could find a job that would take me
up and down the length and breadth of this land, that would suit me
finely."

"That is the kind of a man I want," he said, eying me keenly.  "I have
a German, but I need an Englishman.  Do you speak native languages?"

"Scarcely a word."

To my surprise he nodded approval at that answer.

"I have parties of natives traveling all over the country gathering
folk lore, and ethnographical particulars, but they get into a village
and sit down for whole weeks at a time, drawing pay for doing nothing.
I need an Englishman to go with them and keep them moving."

"All well and good," I said, "but I understand the government is not in
favor of white men traveling about at random."

"But I am known to the government," he answered.  "I have been accorded
facilities because of my professional standing.  Have you references
you can give me?"

"No," I said. "No references."

I thought that would stump him, but on the contrary he looked rather
pleased.

"That is good.  References are too frequently evidence of back-stairs
influence."

All this while he kept eying me between mouthfuls.  Whenever I seemed
to look away his eyes fairly burned holes in me.  Whenever food got in
his beard (which was frequently) be used the napkin more as a shield
behind which to take stock of me than as a means of getting clean
again.  By the time his breakfast was finished his beard was a beastly
mess, but he probably had my features from every angle fixed indelibly
in his memory.  The sensation was that I had been analyzed and card
indexed.

"I pay good wages," he remarked, and then stuck his face, beard and
all, into the basin of warm water his boy had brought.  "Where did you
get that rifle?" he demanded, spluttering, and combing the beard out
with his fingers.

It was on the tip of my tongue to say "At Zanzibar," but, as that might
have started him on a string of questions as to how I came to that
place and whom I knew there, I temporized.

"Oh, I bought it from a man."

"That is no answer!" he retorted.

If I had been possessed of much inclination to play deep games and
match wits with big rascals I suppose I would have answered him civilly
and there and then learned more of his purpose.  But I was not
prepossessed by his charms or respectful of his claim to superiority.
The German type super-education never did impress me as compatible with
good breeding or good sense, and it annoyed me to have to lie to him.

"It's all the answer you'll get!" I said.

"Where is your license for it?" he growled.

The game began to amuse me.

"None of your business!" I answered.

"How long have you been in the country!"

"Since I came," I said.

"And you have no license!  You have been out shooting.  A lucky thing
you came to my camp and not to some other man's!  The game laws are
very strict!"

He spoke then to a boy who was standing behind me, giving him very
careful directions in a language of which I did not know one word.  The
boy went away.

"The last man who went shooting near Nairobi without a license," he
said, "tried to excuse himself before the magistrate by claiming
ignorance of the law.  He was fined a thousand rupees and sentenced to
six months in jail!"

"Very severe!" I said.

"They are altogether too severe," he answered.  "I hope you have killed
nothing.  It is good you came first to me.  You would better stand that
rifle over here in the corner of my tent.  To walk back to the hotel
with it over your shoulder would be dangerous."

"I've taken bigger chances than that," said I.

"If you have shot nothing, then it is not so serious," he said,
disappearing behind a curtain into the recesses of his tent.

He stayed in there for about ten minutes.  I had about made up my mind
to walk away when four of his boys approached the tent from behind, and
one of them cried "Hodi!"  The boy to whom he had given directions
across my shoulder was not among them.

They threw the buck down near my feet, and he came out from the gloomy
interior and stared at it.  He asked them questions rapidly in the
native tongue, and they answered, pointing at me.

"They say you shot it," he told me, stroking his great beard
alternately with either hand.

"Then they lie!" I answered.

"Let me see that rifle!" he said, reaching out an enormous freckled
fist to take it.

I saw through his game at last.  It would have been the easiest thing
in the world to extract a cartridge from the clip in the magazine and
claim afterward that I had fired it away.  Evidently he proposed to get
me in his power, though for just what reason he was so determined to
make use of me rather than any one else was not so clear.

"So I shot the buck, did I?" I asked.

"Those four natives say they saw you shoot it."

"Then it's mine?"

He nodded.

"It's heavy," I said, "but I expect I can carry it."

I took the buck by the hind legs and swung myself under it.  It weighed
more than a hundred pounds, but the African climate had not had time
enough to sap my strength or destroy sheer pleasure in muscular effort.

"What's mine's my own!" I laughed. "You gave me something to eat after
all!  Good day, and good riddance!"

The boys tried to prevent my carrying the buck away.

"Come back!" growled the professor.  "I will take responsibility for
that buck and save you from punishment.  Bring it back!  Lay it down!"

But I continued to walk away, so he ordered his boys to take the
carcass from me.  I laid it down and threatened them with my butt end.
He brought his own rifle out and threatened me with that.  I laughed at
him, bade him shoot if he dared, offered him three shots for a penny,
and ended by shouldering the buck again and walking off.

Meat was cheap in Nairobi in those days, so the owner of the hotel was
not so delighted as I expected.  He reprimanded me for being late for
breakfast, and told me I was lucky to get any.  Fred and Will had
waited for me, and while we ate alone and I told them the story of my
morning's adventure a police officer in khaki uniform tied up his mule
outside and clattered in.

"Whose buck is that hanging outside the kitchen?" he demanded.

"There's some doubt about it," I said.  "I've been accused of being the
owner."

"Then you're the man I want.  The court sits at nine.  You'd better be
there, or you'll be fetched!"

He placed in my hand what proved to be a summons to appear before the
district court that morning on the charge of carrying an unregistered
rifle and shooting game without a license.  Two native policemen he had
with him took down the buck from the hook outside the kitchen door and
carried it off as evidence.

We finished our breakfast in great contentment, and strode off
arm-in-arm to find the court-house, feeling as if we were going to a
play--perhaps a mite indignant, as if the subject of the play were one
we did not quite approve, but perfectly certain of a good time.

The court was crowded.  The bearded professor, his four boys, and two
other natives were there, as well as several English officials, all
apparently on very good terms indeed with Schillingschen.

As we entered the court under the eyes of a hostile crowd I heard one
official say to the man standing next him:

"I hope he'll make an example of this case.  If he doesn't every new
arrival in this country will try to take the law in his own hands.  I
hope he fines him the limit!"

"Give me your hunting-knife, Fred!" said I, and Fred laughed as he
passed it to me.  For the moment I think he thought I meant to plunge
it into the too talkative official's breast.

First they called a few township cases.  A drunken Muhammedan was fined
five rupees, and a Hindu was ordered to remove his garbage heap before
noon.  Three natives were ordered to the chain-gang for a week for
fighting, and a Masai charged with stealing cattle was remanded.  Then
my case was called, very solemnly, by a magistrate scarcely any older
than myself.

The police officer acted as prosecutor.  He stated that "acting on
information received" he had proceeded to the hotel.  Outside of which
he saw a buck hanging (buck produced in evidence); that he had entered
the hotel, found me at breakfast, and that I had not denied having shot
the buck.  He called his two colored askaris to prove that, and they
reeled off what they had to say with the speed of men who had been
thoroughly rehearsed.  Then he put the German on the stand, and
Schillingschen, with a savage glare at me, turned on his verbal
artillery.  He certainly did his worst.

"This morning," he announced, after having been duly sworn on the Book,
"that young man whose name I do not know approached my tent while I was
dressing.  The sound of a rifle being fired had awakened me earlier
than usual.  He carried a rifle, and I put two and two together and
concluded he had shot something.  Not having seen him ever before, and
he standing before my tent, I asked him his name.  He refused to tell
me, and that made me suspicious.  Then came my four boys carrying a
buck, which they assured me they had seen him shoot.  I asked him
whether he had a license to shoot game, and he at once threatened to
shoot me if I did not mind my own business.  Therefore, I sent a note
to the police at once."

His four boys were then put on the stand in turn, and told their story
through an interpreter.  Their words identical.  If the interpreter
spoke truth one account did not vary from the next in the slightest
degree, and that fact alone  should have aroused the suspicion of any
unprejudiced judge.

Having the right to cross-examine, I asked each in turn whether the
rifle I had brought with me to court was the same they had seen me
using.  They asserted it was.  Then I recalled the German and asked him
the same question.  He also replied in the affirmative.  I asked him
how he knew.  He said he recognized the mark on the butt where the
varnish had been chafed away.
Then I handed the hunting knife I had borrowed from to the police
officer and demanded that he have the bullet cut out of the buck's
carcass.  The court could not object to that, so under the eyes of at
least fifty witnesses a flattened Mauser bullet was produced.  I called
attention to the fact that my rifle was a Lee-Enfield that could not
possibly have fired a Mauser bullet.  The court was young and very
dignified--examined the bullet and my rifle--and had to be convinced.

"Very well," was the verdict on that count, "it is proved that you did
not shoot this particular buck, unless the police have evidence that
you used a different rifle."

The policeman confessed that he had no evidence along that line, so the
first charge was dismissed.

"But you are charged," said the magistrate, "with carrying an
unregistered rifle, and shooting without a license."

For answer I produced my certificate of registration and the big game
license we had paid for in Mombasa.

"Why didn't you say so before?" demanded the magistrate.

"I wasn't asked," said I.

"Case dismissed!" snapped his honor, and the court began to empty.

"Don't let it stop there!" urged Will excitedly.  "That Heinie and his
boys have all committed perjury; charge them with it!"

I turned to the police officer.

"I charge all those witnesses with perjury!" I said.

"Oh," he laughed, "you can't charge natives with that.  If the law
against perjury was strictly enforced the jails wouldn't hold a
fiftieth of them!  They don't understand."

"But that blackguard with a beard--that rascal Schillingschen
understands!" said I.  "Arrest him!  Charge him with it!"

"That's for the court to do," he answered.  "I've no authority."

The magistrate had gone.

"Who is the senior official in this town?" I demanded.

"There he goes," he answered.  "That man in the white suit with the
round white topee is the collector."

So we three followed the collector to his office, arriving about two
minutes after the man himself.  The Goanese clerk had been in the
court, and recognized me.  He had not stayed to hear the end.

"Fines should be paid in the court, not here!" he intimated rudely.

We wasted no time with him but walked on through, and the collector
greeted us without obvious cordiality.  He did not ask us to sit down.

"My friend here has come to tell you about that man Schillingschen,"
said Fred.

"I suppose you mean Professor Schillingschen!"

The collector was a clean-shaven man with a blue jowl that suffered
from blunt razors, and a temper rendered raw by native cooking.  But he
had photos of feminine relations and a little house in a dreary Midland
street on his desk, and was no doubt loyal to the light he saw.  I
wished we had Monty with us.  One glimpse of the owner of a title that
stands written in the Doomsday Book would have outshone the halo of
Schillingschen's culture.

I rattled off what I had to say, telling the story from the moment I
started to follow Hassan from the hotel down to the end, omitting
nothing.

"Schillingschen is worse than a spy.  He's a black-hearted, schemer.
He's planning to upset British rule in this Protectorate and make it
easy for the Germans to usurp!"

"This is nonsense!" the collector interrupted.  "Professor
Schillingschen is the honored friend of the British government.  He
came to us here with the most influential backing--letter of
introduction from very exalted personages, I assure you!  Professor
Schillingschen is one of the most, if not the most, learned
ethnologists in the world to-day.  How dare you traduce him!"

"But you heard him tell lies in court!" I gasped.  "You were there.
You heard his evidence absolutely disproved.  How do you explain that
away?"

"I don't attempt to!  The explanation is for you to make!" he answered.
"The fact that he did not succeed in proving his case against
you is nothing in itself!  Many a case in court is lost from lack of
proper evidence!  And one more matter!  Lady Isobel Saffren Waldon is
staying--or rather, I should say, was staying at the hotel.  She is now
staying at my house.  She complains to me of very rude treatment at the
hands of you three men--insolent treatment I should call it!  I can
assure you that the way to get on in this Protectorate is not to behave
like cads toward ladies of title!  I understand that her maid is afraid
to be caught alone by any one of you, and that Lady Saffren Waldon
herself feels scarcely any safer!"

Fred and I saw the humor of the thing, and that enabled us to save Will
from disaster.  There never was a man more respectful of women than
Will.  He would even get off the sidewalk for a black woman, and would
neither tell nor laugh at the sort of stories that pass current about
women in some smoking-rooms.  His hair bristled.  His ears stuck out on
either side of his head.  He leaned forward--laid one strong brown hand
on the desk--and shook his left fist under the collector's nose.

"You poor boob!" he exploded.  Then he calmed himself.  "I'm sorry for
your government if you're the brightest jewel it has for this job!
That Jane will use everything you've got except the squeal!  Great
suffering Jemima!  Your title is collector, is it?  Do you collect bugs
by any chance?  You act like it!  So help you two men and a boy, a
bughouse is where I believe you belong!  Come along, fellows, he'll
bite us if we stay!"

"Be advised" said the collector, leaning back in his chair and
sneering.  "Behave yourselves!  This is no country for taking chances
with the law!"

"Remember Courtney's advice," said Fred when we got outside.  "Suppose
we give him a few days to learn the facts about Lady Isobel, and then
go back and try him again?"

"Say!" answered Will, stopping and turning to face us.  "What d'you
take me for?  I like my meals.  I like three squares a day, and
tobacco, and now and then a drink.  But if this was the Sahara, and
that man had the only eats and drinks, I'd starve."

"Telling him the truth wouldn't be accepting favors from him,"
counseled Fred.

"I wouldn't tell him the time!"

That attitude--and Will insisted that all the officials in the land
would prove alike--limited our choice, for unless we were to allay
official suspicion it would be hopeless to get away northward.
Southward into German East seemed the only way to go; there was
apparently no law against travel in that direction.  On our way to the
hotel we passed Coutlass, striding along smirking to himself, headed
toward the office from which we had just come.

"I'll bet you," said Will, "he's off to get an ammunition permit, and
permission to go where he damned well pleases!  I'll bet he gets both!
This government's the limit!"

We laughed, but Will proved more than half right.  Coutlass did get
ammunition.  Lady Saffren Waldon's influence was already strong enough
for that.  He did not ask for leave to go anywhere for the simple
reason that his movements depended wholly on ours--a fact that
developed later.

At the hotel there was a pleasant surprise for us.  A squarely built,
snub-nosed native, not very dark skinned but very ugly--his right ear
slit, and almost all of his left ear missing--without any of the brass
or iron wire ornaments that most of the natives of the land affect, but
possessed of a Harris tweed shooting jacket and, of all unexpected
things, boots that he carried slung by the laces from his neck-waited
for us, squatting with a note addressed to Fred tied in a cleft stick.

It does not pay to wax enthusiastic over natives, even when one
suspects they bring good news.  We took the letter from him, told him
to wait, and went on in.  Once out of the man's hearing Fred tore the
letter open and read it aloud to us.

"Herewith my Kazimoto," it ran.  "Be good to him.  It
occurred to me that you might not care after all to linger in
Nairobi, and it seemed hardly fair to keep the  boy from getting a good
job simply because he could make me comfortable for the
remainder of a week.  So, as there happened to be ae special train
going up I begged leave for him to ride in the caboose.  He is
a splendid gun-bearer.  He never funks, but reloads coolly under the
most nerve-trying conditions.  He has his limitations, of course,
but I have found him brave and faithful, and I  pass him along to you
with confidence.

"And by the way:  he has been to Mount Elgon with me.  I
was not looking for buried ivory, but he knows where the caves
are in which anything might be!

"Wishing you all good luck,  Yours truly,
                                                        "F. Courtney"

For the moment we felt like men possessed of a new horse apiece.  We
were for dashing out to look the acquisition over.  But Will checked us.

"Recall what Courtney said about a dog?" he asked.  "We can't all own
him!"

Fred sat down.  "Ex-missionaries own dice," he announced.  "That's how
they come to be ex!  You'll find them in the little box on the shelf,
Will.  We'll throw a main for Kazimoto!"

"I know a better gamble than that!'

"Name it, America."

"Bring the coon in and have him choose."

So I went out and felt tempted to speak cordially to the homeless ugly
black man--to give him a hint that he was welcome.  But it is a fatal
mistake to make a "soft" impression on even the best natives at the
start.

"Karibu!"* I said gruffly when I had looked him over, using one of the
six dozen Swahili words I knew as yet.  [*Karibu, enter, come in.]

He arose with the unlabored ease that I have since learned to look for
in all natives worth employing; and followed me indoors.  Will and
Fred were seated in judicial attitudes, and I took a chair beside them.

"What is your name?" demanded Fred.

"Kazimoto."

"Um-m!  That means 'Work-like-the-devil.'  Let us hope you live up to
it.  Your former master gives you a good character."

"Why not, bwana?  My spirit is good."

"Do you want work?"

"Yes."

"How much money do you expect to get?"

"Sijui!"

"Don't say sijui!" I cut in, remembering Schillingschen's method.

"Six rupees a month and posho," he said promptly.  Posho means rations,
or money in lieu of rations.

"Don't you rather fancy yourself?" suggested Fred with a perfectly
straight face.

"Say two dollars a month all told!" Will whispered to me behind his
hand.

"I am a good gun-bearer!" the native answered.  "My spirit is good.  I
am strong.  There is nobody better than me as a gun-bearer!"

"We happen to want a headman," answered Fred.  "Have you ever been
headman?"

"Would you like to be?"

"Yes."

"Are you able?"

"Surely."

"Choose, then.  Which of us would you like to work for?"

"You!" he answered promptly, pointing at Fred.

It was on the tip of the tongue of every one of us to ask him instantly
why, but that would have been too rank indiscretion.  It never pays to
seem curious about a native's personal reasons, and it was many weeks
before we knew why he had made up his mind in advance to choose Fred
and not either of us for his master.

His choice made, and the offer of his services accepted, he took over
Fred forthwith--demanded his keys--found out which our room was--went
over our belongings and transferred the best of our things into Fred's
bag and the worst of his into ours--remade Fred's bed after a
mysterious fashion of his own, taking one of my new blankets and one of
Will's in exchange for Fred's old ones--cleaned Fred's guns thoroughly
after carefully abstracting the oil and waste from our gun-cases and
transferring them to Fred's--removed the laces from my shooting boots
and replaced them with Fred's knotted ones--sharpened Fred's razors and
shaved himself with mine (to the enduring destruction of its once
artistic edge)--and departed in the direction of the bazaar.

He returned at the end of an hour and a half with a motley following of
about twenty, arrayed in blankets of every imaginable faded hue and in
every stage of dirtiness.

"You wanting cook," he announced.  "These three making cook."

He waved three nondescripts to the front, and we chose a tall Swahili
because he grinned better than the others.  "Although," as Fred
remarked, "what the devil grinning has to do with cooking is more than
anybody knows."  The man, whose name was Juma, turned out to be an
execrable cook, but as he never left off grinning under any
circumstances (and it would have been impossible to imagine
circumstances worse than those we warred with later on) we never had
the heart to dismiss him.

After that, Will and I selected a servant apiece who were destined
forever to wage war on Kazimoto in hopeless efforts to prevent his
giving Fred the best end of everything.  Mine was a Baganda who called
himself Matches, presumably because his real name was unpronounceable.
Will chose a Malindi boy named Tengeneza (and that means arrange in
order, fix, make over, manage, mend--no end of an ominous name!).  They
were both outclassed from the start by Kazimoto, but to add to the
handicap he insisted that since he was a headman he would need some one
to help look after Fred at times when other duties would monopolize his
attention.  He himself picked out an imp of mischief whose tribe I
never ascertained, but who called himself Simba (lion), and there and
then Simba departed up-stairs to steal for Fred whatever was left of
value among Will's effects and mine.

We had scarcely got used to the idea of once more having a savage
apiece to wait on us when Kazimoto turned up at the door with a string
of porters and a Goanese railway clerk.  We had left our tents and
heavy baggage checked at the station, but had said nothing about them
to our new headman; however, he had made inquiries and worked out a
plan on his own account.  The railway clerk asked to know whether he
should let Kazimoto have our things.

"Why?"' demanded Fred.

"This hotel no good!" announced Kazimoto.  "No place for boys.  Heap
too many plenty people.  Pitching camp, that good!"

"All right," said Fred, and then and there paid our baggage charges.

Presently Brown of Lumbwa, who had spent most of the daylight hours in
the little corrugated iron bar run by a Goanese in the bazaar, came
lurching past the township camping ground, and viewed Kazimoto with his
gang pitching our tents.  He asked questions, but could get no
information, so came along to us.

"Where you schaps going?" he demanded, leaning against the wall.  Fred
took advantage of the opportunity and examined him narrowly as to his
knowledge of German East and ways of getting there.  He was in an
aggravating mood that made at one moment a very well of information of
him, and at the next a mere garrulous ass.

"Come along o' me t' Lumbwa," was his final word on the matter.  "I'll
put you on a road nobody knows an' nobody, uses!"

We spent that night under canvas and talked the matter out.  The usual
way to reach Lumbwa was to wait for a freight, or construction train
and beg leave to ride on that, for as yet, no passenger trains were
running regularly on the western section of the line.  But there was no
rule against traveling anywhere south of the equator, and it was our
purpose to march down into German East without any one being the wiser.

The next morning we imagined Brown was sober and sorry enough to hold
his tongue, so, without going into details with him, we agreed to go
with him "some of the way," and Fred spent the whole of that morning in
the bazaar buying loads of food and general supplies.  Will and I
engaged porters, and with Kazimoto's aid as interpreter, had fifty
ready to march that afternoon.

The whole trick of starting on a journey is to start.  If you only make
a mile or two the first day you have at least done better than stand
still; loads have been apportioned and porters broken in to some
extent; you have broken the spell of inertia, and hereafter there is
less likely to be trouble.  We made up our minds to get away that
afternoon, and I was sent back to the hotel to find Brown, who had gone
for his belongings.

If Brown had stayed sober all might have been well, but his headache
and feeling of unworthiness had been too much for him and I found him
with a straw in the neck of a bottle of whisky alternately laying down
law to Georges Coutlass and drinking himself into a state of temporary
bliss.

"You Greeks dunno nothin'!" he asserted as I came in.  "You never did
know nothin', an' you're never goin' to know nothin'!  'Cause why?
'I'll tell you.  Simply because I am goin' to tell!  I'm mum, I am!
When s'mother gents an' me 'ave business, that's our business--see!
None o' your business--'ss our business, an' I'm not goin' to tell you
Greeks nothin' about where we're off to, nor why, nor when.  An' you
put that in your pipe an' smoke it!"

I sat in the dining-room for a while, hoping that the Greek would go
away; but as Brown was fast drinking himself into a condition when he
could not have been moved except on stretcher, and was momentarily
edging closer to an admission of all he knew or guessed about our
intention, I took the bull by the horns at last--snatched away his
whisky bottle, and walked off with it.

He came after me swearing like a trooper, and his own porters, who had
been waiting for more than an hour beside his loads, trailed along
after him.  Once in our camp we made a hammock for him out of a blanket
tied to a pole, and made him over to two porters with the promise that
they would get no supper if they lost him.  Then we started--uphill,
toward the red Kikuyu heights, where settlers were already trying to
grow potatoes for which there was no market, and onions that would only
run to seed.

To our left rear and right front were the highest mountain ranges in
Africa.  Before us was the pass through which the railway threaded over
the wide high table-land before dipping downward to Victoria Nyanza.
On our left front was all Kikuyu country, and after that Lumbwa, and
native reserves, and forest, and swamp, and desert, and the German
boundary.

We made a long march of it that first day, and camped after dark within
two miles of Kikuyu station.  Most of the scrub thereabouts was castor
oil plant, that makes very poor fuel; yet there were lions in plenty
that roared and scouted around us even before the tents were pitched.

Nobody got much sleep that night, although the porters were perfectly
indifferent to the risk of snoozing on the watch.  Kazimoto produced a
thing called a kiboko--a whip of hippopotamus-hide a yard and a half
long, and with the aid of that and Will's good humor we constituted a
yelling brigade, whose business was to make the welkin ring with
godless noises whenever a lion came close enough to be dangerous.

I made up a signal party of all our personal boys with our lanterns,
swinging them in frantic patterns in the darkness in a way to terrify
the very night itself.  Fred played concertina nearly all night long,
and when dawn came, though there were tracks of lions all about the
camp we were only tired and sleepy.  Nobody was missing; nobody killed.

We never again took lions so seriously, although we always built fires
about the camp in lion country when that was possible.  Partly by dint
of carelessness that brought no ill results, and partly from
observation we learned that where game is plentiful lions are more
curious than dangerous, and that unless something should happen to
enrage them, or the game has gone away and they are hungry, they are
likely to let well alone.

If there are dogs in camp--and we bought three terrier pups that
morning from a settler at Kikuyu--leopards are likely to be more
troublesome than lions.  The leopards seemed to yearn for dog-meat much
as Brown of Lumbwa yearned for whisky.

The journey to Lumbwa is one of the pleasantest I remember.  We took
Brown's supply of whisky from him, locked up with our own, sent him
ahead in the hammock, and let him work as guide by promises of
whisky for supper if he did his duty, and threats of mere cold water if
he failed.

"But water rots my stomach!" he objected.

"Lead on, then!" was the invariable, remorseless answer.  So Brown led
until we reached Naivasha with its strange lake full of hippo at an
elevation so great that the mornings are frosty (and that within sight
of the line).  There was never a day that we were once out of sight of
game from dawn to dark.  When we awoke the morning mist would scatter
slowly and betray sleepy herds of antelope, that would rise leisurely,
stand staring at us, suddenly become suspicious, and then gallop off
until the whole plain was a panorama of wheeling herds, reminding one
of the cavalry maneuvers at Aldershot when the Guards regiments were
pitted against the regular cavalry--all riding and no wits.

Although we had to shoot enough meat for ourselves and men, we never
once took advantage of those surprise parties in the early morning,
preferring to stalk warier game at the end of a long march.  The rains
were a thing of the past, and we seldom troubled to pitch tents but
slept under the stars with a sensation that the universe was one vast
place of peace.

Occasionally we reached an elevation from which we could look down and
see men toiling to build the railway, that already reached Nyanza after
the unfinished fashion of work whose chief aim is making a showing.
Profits, performances were secondary matters; that railway's one
purpose was to establish occupation of the head waters of the Nile and
refute the German claim to prior rights there.  At irregular intervals
trains already went down to the lake, and passengers might ride on
suffrance; but we deluded ourselves with the belief that by marching
we threw enemies off the scent.  It was pure delusion, but extremely
pleasant while it lasted.  Where Africa is green and high she is a
lovely land to march across.

Brown grew sober on the trip, as if approaching his chosen home gave
him a sense of responsibility.  His own reason for preferring the march
to a ride in a construction train was simple:

"Every favor you ask o' gov'ment, boys, leaves one less to fall back on
in a pinch!  Ask not, and they'll forget some o' your peccadillos.  Ask
too often, and one day when you really need a kindness you'll find the
Bank o' Good Hope bu'sted!  And, believe me, boys, that 'ud be a hell
of a predicament for a poor sufferin' settler to find himself in!"

The approach to Lumbwa was over steep hilly grass land, between forests
of cedar--perfect country, kept clean by a wind that smelt of fern and
clover.

"You can tell we're gettin' near my place," said Brown, "by the number
o' leopards that's about."

We had to keep our three pups close at heel all the time, and even at
that we lost two of them.  One was taken from between Will's feet as he
sat in camp cleaning his rifle.  All he heard was the dog's yelp, and
all he saw was a flash of yellow as the leopard made for the boulders
close at hand.  The other was taken out of my tent.  I had tied it to
the tent pole, but the stout cord snapped like a hair and the darkness
swallowed both leopard and its prey before I could as much as reach my
rifle to get a shot.

"Splendid country for farmin'," Brown remarked, "Splendid.  Only you
can't keep sheep because the leopards take 'em.  You can't keep hens
for the same reason.  Nor yet cows, because the leopards get the
calves--leastways, that's to say unless you watch out awful cautious.
Nor yet you can't keep pigeons, 'cause the leopards take them too.  I
sent to England for fancy pigeons--a dozen of em.  Leopards got all but
one, so I put him in the loft above my own house, where it seemed to me
'tweren't possible for a leopard to get, supposin' he'd dared.  Went
away the next day for some shootin', an' lo and behold!--came back that
evenin' to discover my cook an' three others carryin' on as if Kingdom
Come had took place at last.  Never heard or saw such a jamboree.  The
blamed leopard was up in the loft; and had eaten the pigeon, feathers
and all, but couldn't get out again!"

"What happened?  Nothin'!  I was that riled I didn't stop to
think--fixed a bayonet on the old Martini the gov'ment supplies to
settlers out of the depths of its wisdom an' generosity--climbed up by
the same route the leopard took--invaded him--an' skewered him wi' the
bayonet in the dark!  I wouldn't do it again for a kingdom--but I won't
buy more pigeons either!"

"What do you raise on your farm, then--pigs?" we asked.

"No, the leopards take pigs."

"What then?"

"Well--as I was explainin' to that Greek Georges Coutlass at
Nairobi--there's a way of farmin' out your cattle among the natives
that beats keepin' 'em yourself.  The natives put 'em in the village
pen o' nights; an' besides, they know about the business.

"All you need do is give 'em a heifer calf once in a while, and they're
contented.  I keep a herd o' two hundred cows in a native village not
far from my place.  The natural increase o' them will make me
well-to-do some day."

The day before we reached Brown's tiny homestead we heard a lot of
shooting over the hill behind us.

"That'll be railway men takin' a day off after leopards," announced
Brown with the air of a man who can not be mistaken.

Nevertheless, Fred and I went back to see, but could make out nothing.
We lay on the top of the hill and watched for two or three hours, but
although we heard rifle firing repeatedly we did not once catch sight
of smoke or men.  We marched into camp late that night with a feeling
of foreboding that we could not explain but that troubled us both
equally.

Once or twice in the night we heard firing again, as if somebody's camp
not very far away was invaded by leopards, or perhaps lions.  Yet at
dawn there were no signs of tents.  And when that night we arrived at
Brown's homestead we seemed to have the whole world to ourselves.

Brown's house was a tiny wooden affair with a thick grass roof.  It
boasted a big fireplace at one end of the living-room, and a chimney
that Brown had built himself so cunningly that smoke could go up and
out but no leopards could come down.

He got very drunk that night to celebrate the home-coming, and stayed
completely drunk for three days, we making use of his barn to give our
porters a good rest.  By day we shot enough meat for the camp, and at
night we sat over the log fire, praying that Brown might sober up, Fred
singing songs to his infernal concertina, and all the natives who could
crowd in the doorway listening to him with all their ears.  Fred made
vast headway in native favor, and learned a lot of two languages at
once.

Every day we sent Kazimoto and another boy exploring among the Lumbwa
tribe, gathering information as to routes and villages, and it was
Kazimoto who came running in breathless one night just as Brown was at
last sobering up, with the news that some Greeks had swooped down on
Brown's cattle, had wounded two or three of the villagers who herded
them, and had driven the whole herd away southward.

That news sobered Brown completely.  He took the bottle of whisky he
had just brought up from the cellar and replaced it unopened.

"There's on'y one Greek in the world knew where my cattle were!" he
announced grimly.  "There's on'y one Greek I ever talked to about
cattle.  Coutlass, by the great horn spoon!  The blackguard swore he
was after you chaps--swore he didn't care nothing about me!  What he
did to you was none o' my business, o' course--an' I figured anyway as
you could look out for yourselves!  Not that I told the swine any o'
your business, mind!  Not me!  I was so sure he was gunnin' for you
that I told him my own business to throw him off your track!  And now
the devil goes an' turns on me!"

He got down his rifle and began overhauling it, feverishly, yet with a
deliberate care that was curious in a man so recently drunk.  While he
cleaned and oiled be gave orders to his own boys; and what with having
servants of our own and having to talk to them mostly in the native
tongue, we were able to understand pretty well the whole of what he
said.

"You're not going to start after them to-night?" Fred objected.  But he
and Will were also already overhauling weapons, for the second time
that evening.  (It is religion with the true hunter never to eat supper
until his rifle is cleaned and oiled.)  I got my own rifle down from
the shelf over Brown's stone mantelpiece.

"What d'you take me for?" demanded Brown.  "There's one pace they'll go
at, an' that's the fastest possible.  There's one place they'll head
for, an' that's German East.  They can't march faster than the cattle,
an' the cattle'll have to eat.  Maybe they'll drive 'em all through the
first night, and on into the next day; but after that they'll have to
rest 'em an' graze 'em a while.  That's when we'll begin to gain.  The
tireder the cattle get, the faster we'll overhaul 'em, for we can eat
while we're marchin', which the cattle can't!  You chaps just stay here
an' look after my farm till I come back!"

"You mean you propose to go alone after them?" asked Fred.

"Why not?  Whose cattle are they?"

He was actually disposed to argue the point.

"Man alive, there'll be shootin'!" he insisted.  "If they once get over
the border with all those cattle, the Germans'll never hand 'em over
until every head o' cattle's gone.  They'll fine 'em, an' arrest 'em,
an' trick 'em, an' fine 'em again until the Germans own the herd all
legal an' proper--an' then they'll chase the Greeks back to British
East for punishment same as they always do.  What good 'ud that be to
me?  No, no!  Me--I'm going to catch 'em this side o' the line, or else
bu'st--an' I won't be too partic'lar where the line's drawn either!
There's maybe a hundred miles to the south o' their line that the
Germans don't patrol more often than once in a leap-year.  If I catch
them Greeks in any o' that country, I'm going to kid myself deliberate
that it's British East, and act accordin'!"

At last we convinced him, although I don't remember how, for he was
obstinate from the aftermath of whisky, that we would no more permit
him to go alone than he would consider abandoning his cattle.  Then we
had to decide who should follow with our string of porters, for if
forced marching was in order it was obvious that we should far
outdistance our train.

We invited Brown to follow with all the men while we three skirmished
ahead, but he waxed so apoplectically blasphemous at the very thought
of it that Fred assured him the proposal was intended for a joke.  Then
we argued among ourselves, coaxed, blarneyed, persuaded, and tried to
bribe one another.  Finally, all else failing, we tossed a coin for it,
odd man out, and Fred lost.

So Brown, Will Yerkes and I, with Kazimoto, our two personal servants,
and six boys to carry one tent for the lot of us and food and cooking
pots, started off just as the moon rose over the nearest cedars, and
laughed at Fred marshaling the sleepy porters by lamplight in the open
space between the house and barn.  He was to follow as fast as the
loaded porters could be made to travel, and with that concertina of his
to spur them on there was little likelihood of losing touch.  But the
rear-guard, when it comes to pursuing a retreating enemy, is ever the
least alluring place.

"You've got all the luck," he shouted.  "Make the most of it or I'll
never gamble on the fall of a coin again!"

That pursuit was a journey of accidents, chapter after chapter of them
in such close sequence that the whole was a nightmare without let-up or
reason.  I began the book by falling into an elephant pit.

Before we had gone a mile in the dark we stood in doubt as to whether
the most practicable trail went right or left.  Brown set his own
indecision down frankly to the whisky that had muddled him.  Even
Kazimoto, who had passed that way three times, did not know for
certain.  So I went forward to scout--stepped into the deep shadow of
some jungle--trod on nothing--threw the other foot forward to save
myself--and fell downward into blackness for an eternity.

I brought up at last unhurt in the trash and decaying vegetation at the
bottom of a pit, and looked up to see the stars in a rough
parallelogram above me, whose edge I guessed was more than thirty feet
above my head.  I started to dig my way out, but the crumbling sides
fell in and threatened to bury me alive unless I kept still.  So I
shouted until my lungs ached, but without result.  I suppose the noise
went trumpeting upward out of the hole and away to the clouds and the
stars.  At any rate, Will and Brown swore afterward they never heard it.

I was fifteen minutes in the hole that very likely had held many an
elephant with his legs wedged together under him until the poor brute
perished of thirst, before it occurred to me to fire my rifle.  I fired
several shots when I did think of it; but we had agreed on no system
of signals, and instead of coming to find me at once, the other two
cursed me for wasting time shooting at leopards in the dark instead of
scouting for the track.  I used twenty cartridges before they came to
see what sort of battle I was waging, and with the last shot I nearly
blew Brown's helmet off as he stooped over the hole to look down in.

Then there were more precious minutes wasted while someone cut a long
pole for me to swarm up, and at the end of that time, when I stood on
firm ground at last and wiped the blood from hands and knees, we were
no wiser about the proper direction to take.

The next accident was a little before midnight.  Will Yerkes was
leading, I following, next the boys, and Brown bringing up the rear
(for in those wild hills there is never a good track wide enough for
two men to march abreast.  Even the cattle proceed in single file
unless driven furiously.)  Will came on a leopard devouring its kill, a
fat buck, in the midst of the track in the moonlight, and the brute
resented the interruption of his meal.  It slunk into the shadows
before Will could get a shot at it, and for the next two hours followed
us, slinking from shadow to shadow, snarling and growling.  It plainly
intended murder, but which of us was to be the victim, and when, there
was no means of guessing, so that the nerves of all of us were tortured
every time the brute approached.

We wasted at least thirty cartridges on futile efforts to guess his
whereabouts in velvet black shadows, and Brown went through all the
stages from simple nervousness to fear, and then to frenzy, until we
feared he would shoot one of us in frantic determination to ring the
leopard's knell.

At last the brute did rush in, and of course where least expected.  He
seized one of our porters by the shoulder, his claws doing more damage
than his teeth. I shot him by thrusting my rifle into his ear, and
although that dropped him instantly his claws, in the dying spasm and
by the weight of his fall, tore wounds in the man's arm eighteen or
twenty inches long.

One of the things we did have with us was bandages.  But it took time
to attend to the man's wounds properly by lamp and moonlight, and after
that he could neither march fast, nor was there anywhere to leave him.

So just before dawn Fred came up with us, and was more pleased at our
discomfiture than sympathetic. He told off two men to carry the injured
porter to a mission station more than a day's march away, and
redistributed the loads. Then we went on again, once more placing rock,
hill, and cedar forest between us and our supply column, this time with
Fred's counsel ringing in our ears.

"Better send for nursemaids and perambulators, and have yourselves
pushed!"

At noon that day we found the track of the driven cattle, and soon
after that came on the half-devoured carcass of a heifer that the
Greeks had shot, presumably because it could not march, and perhaps
with the added reason that freshly-killed meat would draw off leopards
and hyenas and provide peace for a few miles.

Once on the trail it would not have been easy to lose it, except in the
dark, for the Greek marauders were bent on speed and the driven cattle
had smashed down the undergrowth in addition to leaving deep
hoof-prints at every water-course.

The first suspicion that dawned on me of something more than mere
freebooting on the part of Coutlass, was due to the discovery of
hoof-prints of either mules or horses.  I was marching alone in
advance, and came on them beside a stream that was only apparently
fordable in that one place.  After making sure of what they were I
halted to let Will and Brown catch up.

"Did Coutlass have money enough to buy mules for himself and gang?"
wondered Will.

"That robber?" snorted Brown.  "When Lady Saffren Waldon refused him
tobacco money in the hotel he tried to borrow from me!"

"Where could be steal mules?" Will asked.

"Nowhere. Aren't any!"

"Horses' then?"

"He'd never take horses.  They'd die."

"What are they riding, then?"

"Unless he stole trained zebras from the gov'ment farm at Naivasha,"
said Brown, "an' they're difficulter to ride 'an a greasy pole up-ended
on a earthquake, he must ha' bought mules from the one man who has any
to sell.  And he lives t'other side o' Nairobi.  There are none between
there and here--none whatever.  Zachariah Korn--him who owns mules--is
too wide awake to be stolen from.  He bought 'em, you take it from me,
and paid twice what they were worth into the bargain."

"Then he bought them with her money!" said Will.

"If not Schillingschen's," said I.

"Or the Sultan of Zanzibar's" said Will, "or the German government's."

"But why?  Why should she, or they, conspire at great expense and risk
to steal Brown's cattle?"

"They'll figure," said Will, "that Brown is helping us, and therefore,
Brown is an enemy.  Prob'ly they surmise Brown is in league with us to
show us a short cut to what we're after.  If that's how they work it
out, then they wouldn't need think much to conclude that putting Brown
on the blink would hoodoo us. Maybe they allow that that much bad luck
to begin with would unsettle Brown's friendly feelings for us.
Anyway--somebody bought the mules--somebody stole the cattle--cattle
are somewhere ahead.  Let's hurry forward and see!"

We did hurry, but made disgustingly poor time.  Once a dozen buffalo
stampeded our tiny column.  Our five porters dropped their loads, and
the biggest old bull mistook our only tent for our captain's dead body
and proceeded to play ball with it, tossing it and tearing it to pieces
until at last Will got a chance for a shoulder shot and drilled him
neatly.  Two other bulls took to fighting in the midst of the
excitement and we got both of them.  Then the rest trotted off; so we
packed the horns of the dead ones on the head of our free porter (for
the tent he had carried was now utterly no use) and hastened on.

Once, in trying to make a cut that should have saved us ten or fifteen
miles between two rivers, we fell shoulder-deep into a bog and only
escaped after an hour's struggle during which we all but lost two
porters.  We had to retrace our steps and follow the Greek's route,
only to have the mortification of seeing Fred and our column of
supplies coming over the top of a rise not eight miles behind us.

Determined not to be overtaken by him a second time and treated to
advice about nursemaids, we dispensed with sleep altogether for that
night, and nearly got drowned at the second river.

We found a native who owned a thing he called a mtungi--a near-canoe,
burned out of a tree-trunk.  He assured us the ford was very winding
(he drew a wiggly finger-mark in the mud by way of illustration) but
that his boat would hold twice our number, and that he could take us
over easily in the dark.  In fact he swore he had ferried twice our
number over on darker nights more than twenty or thirty times.  He also
said that he had taken the cattle over by the ford early that morning,
and then had crossed over in the boat with two Greeks and a bwana Goa.
He showed us the brass wire and beads they gave him in proof of that
statement, and we began to put some faith in his tale.

So we all piled into his crazy boat with our belongings, and he
promptly lost the way amid the twelve-foot grass-papyrus mostly--that
divided the river into narrow streams and afforded protection to the
most savagely hungry mosquitoes in the world.  Our faces and hands were
wet with blood in less than two minutes.

Presently, instead of finding bottom for his pole, he pushed us into
deep water.  The grass disappeared, and a ripple on the water lipping
dangerously within three inches of our uneven gunwale proved that we
were more or less in the main stream.  We had enjoyed that sensation
for about a minute, and were headed toward where we supposed the
opposite bank must be, when a hippo in a hurry to breathe blew just
beside us--saw, smelt, or heard us (it was all one to him)--and dived
again.

I suppose in order to get his head down fast enough he shoved his rump
up, and his great fat back made a wave that ended that voyage abruptly.
Our three inches of broadside vanished.  The canoe rocked violently,
filled, turned over, and floated wrong side up.

"All the same," laughed Will, spluttering and spitting dirty water,
"here's where the crocks get fooled!  They don't eat me for supper!"

He was first on top of the overturned boat, and dragged me up after
him.  Together we hauled up Brown, who could not swim but was
bombastically furious and unafraid; and the three of us pulled out the
porters and the fatuous boat's owner.  The pole was floating near by,
and I swam down-stream and fetched it.  When they had dragged me back
on to the wreck the moon came out, and we saw the far bank hazily
through mist and papyrus.

The boat floated far more steadily wrong side up, perhaps because we
had lashed all our loads in place and they acted as ballast.  Will took
the pole and acted the part of Charon, our proper pilot contenting
himself with perching on the rear end lamenting the ill-fortune noisily
until Kazimoto struck him and threatened to throw him back into the
water.

"They don't want a fool like you in the other world," he assured him.
"You will die of old age!"

The papyrus inshore was high enough to screen the moon from us, and we
had to hunt a passage through it in pitch darkness.  Then, having found
the muddy bank at last (and more trillions of mosquitoes) we had to
drag the overturned boat out high and dry to rescue our belongings.
And that was ticklish work, because most of the crocodiles, and
practically all the largest ones, spend the night alongshore.

Matches were wet.  We had no means of making a flare to frighten the
monsters away.  We simply had to "chance it" as cheerfully and swiftly
as we could, and at the end of a half-hour's slimy toil we carried our
muddied loads to the nearest high ground and settled down there for the
night.

It would be mad exaggeration to say we camped.  Wet to the skin--dirty
to the verge of feeling suicidal--bitten by insects until the blood ran
down from us--lost (for we had no notion where the end of the ford
might be)--at the mercy of any prowling beasts that might discover us
(for our rifle locks were fouled with mud)--we sat with chattering
teeth and waited for the morning.

When the sun rose we found a village less than four hundred yards away
and sent the boys down to it to unpack the loads and spread everything
in the sun to dry, while we went down to the river again and washed our
rifles.  Then we dried and oiled them, and without a word of bargain or
explanation, invaded the cleanest looking hut, lay down on the stamped
clay floor, and slept.  It was only clean-looking, that hut.  It housed
more myraids of fleas than the air outside supported "skeeters"; but we
slept, unconscious of them all.

At four that afternoon we had the mortification of being roused by
Fred's voice, and the dumping of loads as his sixty porters dropped
their burdens inside the village stockade.  He had scorned the ferry
and crossed the ford on foot, making a prodigious splash to keep
crocodiles away, and was as full of life and fun as a schoolboy on
vacation.

"Wake up, you vorloopers!" he shouted.  "Wake up!  Shake off the fleas
and come, and I'll show you something."

He had already had the tale of our night's misfortune in detail from
the owner of the only canoe (who claimed double pay on the ground that
we had lost no loads in spite of over-turning.  "The last really white
man who crossed lost all his loads!" he explained.).

"Come and I'll show you something you never saw before, you
scouts!--you advance guard!--you line of skirmishers!"

Will hurled a lump of earth at him, and chased him to the river, where
they wrestled, trying to throw each other in, until both were
breathless.  Then, when neither could make another effort:

"Look!" gasped Fred.

There was an island in mid-stream below where we must have crossed.
The stream was straight, and from where we stood we could see more than
half a mile of alluvial mud with an arm of the river on either side.
The mud was white, not black--so white that it dazzled the eyes to look
at it.

"Know what it is?" Fred panted.

We did not know, and it was no use guessing.  It looked like burned
lime, or else the secretions of about a billion birds; and there were
no birds to speak of.

"Crocodile eggs!" said Fred.

We did not believe that.  Even Brown did not believe it.  There was no
time to spare, but Brown out of curiosity agreed, so we took the absurd
canoe and poled down to investigate.  As we came nearer the solid white
broke up into a myriad dots, and Fred's tale stood confirmed.

They were as long as two hens' eggs laid end to end, or longer.  They
lay in the sun in batches in every stage of incubation, and from almost
every batch there were little crocodiles emerging, that made straight
for the water.  What worse monster preyed on them to keep their numbers
down, or what disease took care of their prolixity we could not guess.
Perhaps they ate one another, or just died of hunger.  The owner of the
boat vowed there were no fish left in the river, and that the
crocodiles did not eat hippo unless it were first dead.

We took another tent from among Fred's loads, changed two of our
porters for stronger ones, and went forward that evening; for it began
to be obvious that the speed had been telling on the cattle.  We passed
two more dead heifers within a few miles of the river bank, and there
were other signs that for all our long sleep we were gaining on them.

Perhaps the Greeks thought they had shaken off pursuit.  Judging by the
compass they were headed for the shore of Victoria Nyanza, where the
grazing would be better, food for men would be purchaseable, and the
number of villages closely spaced would make the task of night-herding
vastly easier.  There isn't a village in that part of Africa that is
not proud to be a host to anybody's cattle, if only because the
ownership of so much living wealth casts glory on all who come in
contact with it.

There was no means of telling whether or not we were over the German
border.  The boundary line had not been surveyed yet, and on the map
the part where we were was set down as "unexplored," although that was
scarcely accurate; the route was well enough known to Greeks and
Arabs, and other bad characters bent on smuggling or in some other way
defeating the ends of justice.

We marched that night until midnight, slept until dawn, and were off
again.  At noon we reached rising ground, and Kazimoto ran ahead of us
to the summit.  We saw him standing at gaze for three or four minutes
with one hand shading his eyes before he came scampering back, as
excited as if his own fortune were in the balance.

"Hooko-chini!" he shouted. "Hooko-chini--mba-a-a-li sana!"--(They're
down below there, very far away!)

We hurried up-hill, but for many minutes could see nothing except a
plain of waving grass higher than a man's head and almost as
impenetrable as bamboo-country that carried small hope in it for man or
beast, that would be a holocaust in the dry season when the heat set
fire to the grass, and was an insect-haunted marsh at most other times.
However, path across it there must be, for the Greeks had driven
Brown's cattle that way that very morning, and Kazimoto swore he could
see them in the distance, although Brown, and Will, and I--all three
keen-sighted--could see nothing whatever but immeasurable, worthless
waving grass.

At last I detected a movement near the horizon that did not synchronize
with the wind-blown motion of the rest.  I pointed it out to the
others, and after a few minutes we agreed that it moved against the
wind.

"They're hurrying again," said Brown, peering under both hands.
"There's no feed for cattle on all this plain.  They're racing to get
to short grass before the cattle all die.  Come on--let's hurry after
'em!"

For the second time on that trip we essayed a short cut, making as
straight as a bee would fly for the point on the horizon where we knew
the Greeks to be.  And for the second time we fell into a bog, nearly
losing our lives in it.  We had to pull one another out, using even our
precious rifles as supports in the yielding mud, and then spending
equally precious time in cleaning locks and sights again.

After that we hunted for the cattle trail and followed that closely;
and that was not so easy as it reads, because the trampled grass had
risen again, and cattle and mounted men can cross easily ground that
delays men on foot.

The heat was that of an oven.  The water--what there was of it in the
holes and swampy places--stank, and tasted acrid.  The flies seemed to
greet us as their only prospect of food that year.  The monotony of
hurrying through grass-stems that cut off all view and only showed the
sky through a waving curtain overhead was more nerve-trying than the
physical weariness and thirst.

We slept a night in that grass, burning some of it for a smudge to keep
mosquitoes at bay, and an hour after dawn, reaching rising ground
again, realized that we had our quarry within reach at last.

They were out in the open on short good grazing.  The Greeks' tent was
pitched.  We could see their mules, like brown insects, tied under a
tree, and the cattle dotted here and there, some lying down, some
feeding.

"At last!" said Brown.  "Boys, they're our meat!  There's a tree to
hang the Greeks and the Goa to!  When we've done that, if you'll all
come back with me I'll send to Nairobi for an extra jar of Irish
whisky, and we'll have a spree at Lumbwa that'll make the fall of Rome
sound like a Sunday-school picnic!  We're in German territory now, all
right.  There's not a white man for a hundred miles in any
direction--except your friend that's coming along behind.  There's
nobody to carry tales or prevent!  I'm no savage.  I'm no degenerate.
I don't hold with too much of anything, but--"

"There'll be no dirty work, if that's what you mean," said Will quietly.

Brown stared hard at him.

"D'you mean you'll object to hanging 'em?"

"Not in the least.  We hang or shoot cattle thieves in the States.  I
said there'll be no dirty work, that's all."

"Shall we rest a while, and come on them fresh in the morning?" I
proposed.

"Forward!" snorted Brown.  "Why d'you want to wait?"

"Forward it is!" agreed Will.  "When we get a bit closer we'll stop and
hold council of war."

"One minute!" said I.  "Tell me what that is?"

I had been searching the whole countryside, looking for some means of
stealing on the marauders unawares and finding none.  They had chosen
their camping place very wisely from the point of view of men unwilling
to be taken by surprise.  Far away over to our right, appearing and
disappearing as I watched them, were a number of tiny black dots in
sort of wide half-moon formation, and a larger number of rather larger
dots contained within the semicircle.

"Cattle!" exploded Brown.

"And men!" added Will.

"Black men!" said I. "Black men with spears!"

"Masai!" said Kazimoto excitedly.  He had far the keenest eyes of all
of us.

We were silent for several minutes.  The veriest stranger in that land
knows about the feats and bravery of the Masai, who alone of all tribes
did not fear the Arabs, and who terrorized a quarter of a continent
before the British came and broke their power.

"Mbaia cabisa!" muttered Kazimoto, meaning that the development was
very bad indeed.  And he had right to know.

He explained it was a raid.  The Masai, in accordance with time-honored
custom, had come from British East to raid the lake-shore villages of
German territory, and were driving back the plundered cattle.  None can
drive cattle as Masai can.  They can take leg-weary beasts by the tail
and make them gallop, one beast encouraging the next until they all go
like the wind.  For food they drink hot blood, opening a vein in a
beast's neck and closing it again when they have had their fill.  Their
only luggage is a spear.  Their only speed-limit the maximum the cattle
can be stung to.  On a raid three hundred and sixty miles in six days
is an ordinary rate of traveling.

Just now they did not seem in much hurry.  They had probably butchered
the fighting men of all the villages in their rear, and were well
informed as to the disposition of the nearest German forces.  There
were probably no Germans within a hundred miles.  There was no
telegraph in all those parts.  To notify Muanza by runner and Bagamoyo
on the coast from there by wire would take several days. Then Bagamoyo
would have to wire the station at Kilimanjaro, and there was no earthly
chance of Germans intercepting them before they could reach British
East.

Nor was there any treaty provision between British and German colonial
governments for handing over raiders.  The Germans had refused to make
any such agreement for reasons best known to themselves.  The fact that
they were far the heaviest losers by the lack of reciprocal police
arrangements was due to the fact that most of the Masai lived in
British East.  The Masai would have raided across either border with
supreme indifference.

"Masai not talking.  Masai using spear and kill!" remarked Kazimoto.

"One good thing our gov'ment's done," said Brown.  "Just one.  It has
kept those rascals from owning rifles!  But lordy!  They've got spears
that give a man the creeps to see!"

He began looking to his rifle.  So did Will and I.

"Now this here is my fight," he explained.  "Them's my cattle.  They're
all the wealth I own in the world.  If I lose 'em I'm minded to die
anyhow.  There's nothing in life for a drunkard like me with all his
money gone and nothing to do but take a mean white's job.  You chaps
just wait here and watch while I 'tend to my own affairs."

"Exactly!" Will answered dryly. "I've a hundred rounds in my pockets.
That ought to be enough."

While we made ready, leaving our loads and porters in a safe place and
giving the boys orders, I saw two things happen.  First, the Masai
became aware of the little Greek encampment and the two hundred head of
cattle waiting at their mercy; and second, the Greeks grew aware of
the Masai.

The Greeks had boys with them; I saw at least half a dozen go
scattering to round up the cattle.  The tents began to come down, and I
saw three figures that might be the Greeks and the Goanese holding a
consultation near the tree.

"And now," remarked Will, "I begin to see the humor in this comedy.
Which are we--allies of the Greeks or of the Masai?  Are we to help the
Greeks get away with Brown's cattle, or help the Masai steal 'em from
the Greeks?  Are your cattle all branded, Brown?"

"You blooming well bet they are!"

"Masai know enough to alter a brand?"

"Never heard o' their doing it."

"Then if the Masai get away with them to British East, if you can find
'em you can claim 'em, eh?"

"Claim 'em in court wi' the whole blooming tribe o' Masai--more'n a
quarter of a million of 'em--all on hand to swear they bought 'em from
me; an' the British gov'ment takin' sides with the black men, as it
always does?  Oh, yes!  It sounds easy, that does!"

"But if the Greeks get away with 'em," argued Will, "you've no chance
of recovering at all."

"I'll not take sides with Masai--even against Greeks!" Brown answered
grimly, and Will laughed.

"If we attack the Greeks first," I said, "perhaps they'll run.  We're
nearer to them than the Masai are.  The Masai, will have to corral
their own cattle before they can leave them to raid a new lot.  We can
open fire at long range to begin with.  If that scares the Greeks away,
then we can round up Brown's cattle and drive them back northward.  We
may possibly escape with them too quickly for the Masai to think it
worth while to follow."

Brown laughed cynically.

"We can try it," he said. "An' if the Greeks don't run pretty quick
they'll never run again--I'll warrant that!"

Nobody had a better plan to propose, so we emptied our pockets of all
but fifty rounds of ammunition each, and gave the rest to Kazimoto to
carry, with orders to keep in hiding and watch, and run with cartridges
to whoever should first need them.

Then, because instead of corraling their cattle the Masai were already
dividing themselves into two parties, one of which drove the cattle
forward and the other diverged to study the attack, we ducked down
under a ridge and ran toward the Greeks.  The sooner we could get the
first stage of the fighting off our hands the better.

It proved a long way--far longer than I expected, and the going was
rougher.  Moreover, the Greeks' boys were losing no time about rounding
up the cattle.  By the time they were ready to make a move we were
still more than a mile away, and out of breath.

"If they go south," panted Brown, throwing himself down by a clump of
grass to gasp for his third or fourth wind, "the Masai'll catch 'em
sure, an' we'll be out o' the running!  Lord send they head 'em back
toward British East!"

He was in much the worst physical condition because of the whisky, but
his wits were working well enough.  The Greeks on the other hand seemed
undecided and appeared to be arguing.  Then Brown's prayer was
answered.  The Greeks' boys decided the matter for them by stampeding
the herd northward toward us.  They did not come fast.  They were lame,
and bone-weary from hard driving, but they knew the way home again and
made a bee line.  Within a minute they were spread fan-wise between us
and the Greeks, making a screen we could not shoot through.

"Scatter to right and left!" Brown shouted.  "Get round the wings!"

But what was the use?  He was in the center, and short-winded.  I
climbed on an ant-hill.

"The Greeks are on the run!" I said.  "They are headed southward!
They've got their boys together, and have abandoned the cattle!
They're off with their tent and belongings due south!"

"The cowards!" swore Brown, with such disappointment that Will and I
laughed.

"Laugh all you like!" he said.  "I've a long job on my hands!  I'll
have revenge on 'em if it takes the rest o' my life!  I'll follow 'em
to hell-and-gone!"

"Meanwhile," I said, still standing on the ant-hill, "the Masai are
following the cattle!  They're smoking this way in two single columns
of about twenty spears in each.  The remainder are driving their own
cattle about due eastward so as to be out of the way of trouble."

"All right," said Brown, growing suddenly cheerful again.  "Then it'll
be a rear-guard action.  Let the cattle through, and open fire behind
'em!  Send that Kazimoto o' yours to warn our boys to round 'em up and
drive 'em slow and steady northward!"

Kazimoto ran back and gave the necessary orders.  He lost no time about
it, but returned panting, and lay down in a hollow behind us with
cartridges in either fist and a grin on his face that would have done
credit to a circus clown.  I never, anywhere, saw any one more pleased
than Kazimoto at the prospect of a fight.

We let the cattle through and lay hidden, waiting for the raiders.
They were in full war dress, which is to say as nearly naked as
possible except for their spears, a leg ornament made from the hair of
the colobus monkey, a leather apron hung on just as suited the
individual wearer's fancy, a great shield, and an enormous
ostrich-feather head-dress.  They seemed in no hurry, for they probably
guessed that the cattle would stop to graze again when the first scare
was over; yet they came along as smoke comes, swiftly and easily,
making no noise.

Suddenly those in the lead caught sight of our boys getting behind the
cattle to herd them northward.  They halted to hold
consultation--apparently decided that they had only unarmed natives to
deal with--and came on again, faster than before.

"Better open fire now!" said Brown, when they were still a quarter of a
mile away.

"Wait till you can see their eyes!" Will advised.  "An unexpected
volley at close quarters will do more havoc than hours of long-range
shooting.

"This ain't a long range!" Brown objected.  "As for unexpected--just
watch me startle 'em!  My sight's fixed at four hundred.  Watch!"

He fired--we wished he had not.  The leading Masai of the right-hand
column jerked his head sidewise as the whistling bullet passed, and
then there was nothing for it but to follow his lead and blaze away for
all we were worth.  If Brown had been willing to accept Will's advice
there is nothing more likely than that the close-quarter surprise would
have won the day for us.  We would have done much more execution with
three volleys at ten-yard range.  As it was, we all missed with our
finest shots, and the Masai took heart and charged in open order.

The worst of it was that, although we dropped several of them, now the
others had a chance to discover there were only three of us.  Their
leader shouted.  The right-hand column continued to attack, but changed
its tactics.  The left-hand party made a circuit at top speed,
outflanked us, and pursued the cattle.

Supposing my count was right, we had laid out, either wounded or dead,
seven of the crowd attacking us.  This left perhaps fourteen against
us, to be dealt with before the others could come back with the cattle
and take us in the rear.

Will brought another man down; I saw the blood splash on his forehead
as the bullet drilled the skull cleanly.  Then one man shouted and they
all lay prone, beginning to crawl toward us with their shields held
before, not as protection against bullets (for as that they were
utterly worthless) but as cover that made their exact position merest
guesswork.

I fell back and took position on the ant-hill from which I had first
seen them, thus making our position triangular and giving myself a
chance to protect the other two should they feel forced to retire.  The
extra height also gave me a distinct advantage, for I could see the
legs of the Masai over the tops of their shields, and was able to wound
more than one of them so severely that they crawled to the rear.

But the rest came on.  Kazimoto began to be busy supplying cartridges.
In that first real pinch we were in he certainly lived up to all
Courtney had said of him, for without the stimulus of his proper
master's eye he neither flinched nor faltered, but crawled from one to
the other, dividing the spare rounds equally.

The Masai began to attempt to outflank us, but my position on the
ant-hill to the rear made that impossible; they found themselves faced
by a side of the triangle from whichever side they attacked.  But in
turning to keep an eye on the flank I became aware of a greater danger.
The cattle were coming back.  That meant that the other Masai were
coming, too, and that in a few moments we were likely to be
overwhelmed.  I shouted to Will and Brown, but either they did not hear
me, or did not have time to answer.

I fired half a dozen shots, and then distinctly heard the crack of a
rifle from beyond the cattle.  That gave matters the worst turn yet.
If one of the raiders had a rifle, then unless I could spot him at once
and put him out of action our cause was likely lost.  I stood up to
look for him and heard a wild cheer, followed by three more shots in
quick succession.  Then at last I saw Fred Oakes running along a
depression in the ground, followed at a considerable distance by the
advance-guard of his porters.  He was running, and then kneeling to
fire--running, and kneeling again.  And he was not wasting ammunition.
He was much the best shot of us all, now that Monty was absent.

The terrified cattle stampeded past us, too wild to be cheeked by any
noise.  Seeing them, and sure now of their booty, the party attacking
us hauled off and took to their heels.  Will and Brown were for
speeding them with bullets in the rear, but I yelled again, and this
time made myself heard.  Those who had got behind the cattle and were
driving them were coming on with spears and shields raised to slay us
in passing.  The other two joined me, and we stood on the ant-hill
three abreast.  They charged us--seven or eight of them.  Three bit the
dust, but the rest came on, and if it had not been for two swift shots
from Fred's rifle in the very nick of time we should have all been dead
men.

As it was, one seized me by the knees and we went over together,
rolling down the ant-hill, he slashing at me with his great
broad-bladed spear, I ahold of his wrist with one hand, and with the
other fist belaboring him in the face.  He was stronger than
I--greasier--sweatier--harder to hold.  He slipped from under me,
rolled on top, wrenched his wrist free, and in another second grinned
in my face as, with both knees in my stomach, he raised the spear to
kill.  I shut my eyes.  I had not another breath left, nor an effort in
me, I thought I would deny him the pleasure of watching my death agony.
But I could not keep my eyes shut.  Opening them to see why he did not
strike, I saw Kazimoto with my rifle in both hands swing for his skull
with the full weight of the butt and all his strength.  Kazimoto
grunted.  The Masai half turned his head at the sound.  The butt hit
home--broke off--and my face and breast were deluged with blood and
brains.

When I had wiped off that mess with Kazimoto's help I saw Fred and Will
and Brown pursuing the retreating Masai, kneeling to shoot every few
yards, at every other shot or so bringing down a victim, but being
rapidly out-distanced.  Cattle are all the Masai care about.  They had
the cattle.  They had hold of tails and were making the whole herd
scamper due east, where they no doubt knew of a trail not in maps.
They made no attempt to defend themselves--left their dead lying--and
ran.  I saw two or three wounded ones riding on cows, and no doubt some
of those who ran holding to the cows' tails were wounded, too.

I was useless now, as far as fighting was concerned, for the butt of my
rifle was broken clean off at the grip, but I ran on, and heard Brown
shout:

"Shoot cattle!  Don't let the brutes get away with them all!"

He was shooting cows himself when I came up, but it was Fred who
stopped him.

"Never mind that, old man.  We'll follow 'em up!  Our time's our own.
We'll get your cattle back, never fear.  Dead ones are no use."

Brown stopped shooting and began to blubber.  Whisky had not left him
manhood enough to see his whole available resources carried away before
his eyes, and he broke down as utterly as any child.  It was neither
agreeable nor decent to watch, and I turned away.  I was feeling sick
myself from the pressure of the Masai's knees in my stomach.  That, and
the sun, and the long march, and hunger (for we had not stopped to eat
a meal that day) combined in argument, and I hunted about for a soft
place and a little shade.  It happened that Fred Oakes was watching me,
although I did not know it.  He suspected sunstroke.

I saw a clump of rushes that gave shade enough.  I could crush down
some, and lie on those.  I hurried, for I was feeling deathly sick now.
As I reached the grass my knees began giving under me.  I staggered,
but did not quite fall.

That, and Fred's watchfulness, saved my life; for at the moment that
my head and shoulders gave the sudden forward lurch, a wounded Masai
jumped out of the rushes and drove with his spear at my breast.  The
blade passed down my back and split my jacket.

He sprang back, and made another lunge at me, but Fred's rifle barked
at the same second and he fell over sidewise, driving the spear into my
leg in his death spasm.

The twenty minutes following that are the worst in memory.  Kazimoto
broke the gruesome news that the spear-blade was almost surely
poisoned--dipped in gangrene.  The Masai are no believers in wounded
enemies, or mercy on the battlefield.

We doubted the assertion for a while--I especially, for none but a
hypochondriac would care to admit without proof that gangrene had been
forced into his system.  Kazimoto grew indignant, and offered to prove
the truth of his claim on some animal.  But there was no living animal
in sight on which to prove it.  We asked him how long gangrene,
injected in that way, took to kill a man.

"Very few minutes!" he answered.

Then it occurred that none of us knew what to do.  Kazimoto announced
that he knew, and offered to make good at once if given permission.  He
demanded permission again and again from each one of us, making me
especially repeat my words.  Then he gathered stems of grass a third of
an inch thick from the bed of the tiny watercourse, and proceeded to
make a tiny fire, talking in a hurry as he did it to several of Fred's
string of porters, who were now arriving on the scene.

While I watched with a sort of tortured interest what he was doing at
the fire, five of the largest boys with whom he had been speaking
rushed me from behind, and before I could struggle, or even swear, had
me pinned out on my back on the ground.  One sat on my head; one on my
poor bruised stomach; the others held wrists and ankles in such way
that I could not break free, nor even kick much, however hard I tried.

Then Kazimoto came with glowing ends of grass from the fire, blowing on
them to keep them cherry-red, and inserted one after another into the
open spear-wound.  I could not cry out, because of the man sitting on
my face, but I could bite.  And to the everlasting glory of the
man--Ali bin Yema, his name was--be it written that he neither spoke
nor moved a muscle, although my front teeth met in his flesh.

I do not know how long the process lasted, or how many times Kazimoto
returned to the fire for more of his sizzling sticks, for I fainted;
and when I came round the agony was still too intense to permit
interest in anything but agony.  They had my leg bandaged, how and with
what I neither knew nor cared.  And it was evident that unless they
chose to leave me in camp where I was they would have to abandon all
thought of pursuing Masai for the present.  Even Brown saw the force of
that, and he was the first to refuse flatly to leave me there.

For a while they hunted through the grass for more wounded men, but
found none.  There must have been several, but they probably feared the
sort of mercy from us that they habitually gave to their own enemies,
and crawled away--in all likelihood to die of thirst and hunger, unless
some beast of prey should smell them out and make an earlier end.

Then there was consultation.  It was decided a doctor for me was the
most urgent need; that Muanza, the largest German station on Victoria
Nyanza, was probably as near as anywhere, and that German East being
our immediate destination anyway, the best course to take was forward,
roughly south by west.  So I was slung in a blanket on a tent-pole, and
we started, I swearing like a pirate every time a boy stumbled and
jolted me.  (There is something in the nature of a burn that makes bad
language feel like singing hymns.)

Our troubles were not all over, for we passed through a country where
buck were fairly plentiful, and that meant lions.  They did no damage,
but they kept us awake; and one night near the first village we came
to, where our porters all quartered themselves with the villagers for
sake of the change from their crowded tents, the fires that we made
went out, and five lions (we counted their foot-prints afterward) came
and sniffed around the pegs of the tent in which Fred and I lay, we
lying still and shamming dead.  To have lifted a rifle in the darkness
and tried to shoot would have been suicide.

Then there were trees we passed among--baobabs, whose youngest tendrils
swung to and fro in the evening breeze like snakes head-downward.  And
taking advantage of that natural provision, twenty-foot pythons swung
among them, in coloring and marking aping the habit of the tree.  One
of them knocked Fred's helmet off as he marched beside me.  They are
easy to kill.  He shot it, and it dropped like a stone, three hundred
pounds or more, but the sweat ran down Fred's face for half an hour
afterward.

(Since then I have seen pythons kill their prey a score of times.  I
never once saw one kill by crushing.  The end of their nose is as hard
as iron, and they strike a terrific blow with that, so swift that the
eye can not follow it.  Then, having killed by striking, they crawl
around their prey and crush it into shape for swallowing.)

But the worst of the journey was the wayside villages--dirty beyond
belief, governed in a crude way by a headman whom the Germans honored
with the title of sultani.  These wayside beggars (for they were no
better)--destitute paupers, taxed until their wits failed them in the
effort to scrape together surplus enough out of which to pay--were
supplied with a mockery of a crown apiece, a thing of brass and
imitation plush that they wore in the presence of strangers.  To add to
the irony of that, the law of the land permitted any white man passing
through to beat them, with as many as twenty-five lashes, if they
failed to do his bidding.

On arriving at such a village, the first thing we did was to ask for
milk.  If they had any they brought it, not daring to refuse for fear
lest a German sergeant-major should be sent along to wreak vengeance
later.  But it was always too dirty to drink.

That ceremony over, the headman retired and the village sick were
brought for our inspection.  Gruesome sores, running ulcers, wounds and
crippled limbs were stripped and exposed to our most reluctant gaze.
There was little we could do for them.  Our own supply of medicines and
bandages was almost too small for our own needs to begin with.  By the
time we passed three villages we scarcely had enough lint and liniment
left to take care of my wound; but even that scant supply we cut in
half for a particularly bad case.

"Don't the Germans do anything for you?" we demanded, over and over
again.

The answer was always the same.

"Germani mbaia!" (The Germans are bad!)

They were lifeless--listless--tamed until neither ambition nor courage
was left.  When their cattle had brought forth young and it looked as
if there might be some profit at last, the Masai came and raided them,
taking away all but the very old ones and the youngest calves.  The
Germans, they said, taxed them and took their weapons away, but gave
them no protection.

At one place we passed a rifle, lying all rusted by the track.  At the
next village we asked about it.  They told us that a German native
soldier had deserted six months before and had thrown his rifle away.
Since that day no one had dared touch it, and they begged us to send
back and lay it where we found it, lest the Germans come and punish
them for touching it.  So we did that, to oblige them, and they were
grateful to the extent of offering us one of their only two male sheep.

I forget now for how many days we traveled across that sad and
saddening land, Fred always cheerful in spite of everything, Will more
angry at each village with its dirt and sores, Brown moaning always
about his lovely herd of cows, and I groaning oftener than not.

My leg grew no better, what with jolting and our ignorance of how to
treat it.  Sometimes, in efforts to obtain relief, I borrowed a cow at
one village and rode it to the next; but a cow is a poor mount and
takes as a rule unkindly to the business.  Now and then I tried to walk
for a while, on crutches that Fred made for me; but most of the time I
was carried in a blanket that grew hotter and more comfortless as day
dragged after day.

At last, however, we topped a low rise and saw Muanza lying on the
lake-shore, with the great island of Ukereweto to northward in the
distance.  From where we first glimpsed it it was a tidy, tree-shaded,
pleasant-looking place, with a square fort, and a big house for the
commandant on a rise overlooking the town.

"Now we'll wire Monty at last!" said Fred.

"Now we'll shave and wash and write letters!" said Will.

"Now at last for a doctor!" said I.

But Brown said nothing, and Kazimoto wore a look of anxious discontent.




CHAPTER SEVEN

THE DARKNESS COMPREHENDED IT NOT

        When Kenia's peak glows gold and rose
                A dawn breeze whispers to the plain
        With breath cooled sweet by mountain snows--
                "The darkness soon shall come again!"
        Stirs then the sleepless, lean Masai
                And stands o'er plain and peak at gaze
        Resentful of the bright'ning sky,
                Impatient of the white man's days.

  Oh dark nights, when the charcoal glowed and falling hammers rang!
  When fundis* forged the spear-blades, and the warriors danced and sang!
  When the marriageable spearmen gathered, calling each to each
  Telling over proverbs that the tribal wisemen teach,
  Brother promising blood-brother partnership in weal and woe--
  Nightlong stories of the runners come from spying on the foe--
  Nights of boasting by the thorn-fire of the coming tale of slain--
  Oh the times before the English!  When will those times come again!

  Oh the days and nights of raiding, when the feathered spearmen strode
  With the hide shields on their forearms, and the wild Nyanza road
  Grew blue with smoking villages, grew red with flaring roofs,
  Grew noisy with the shouting and the thunder of the hoofs
  As we drove the plundered cattle--when we burned the night with haste--
  When we leapt at dawn from ambush--when we laid the shambas waste!

----------------
*Fundis--skilled workman.
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  Oh the new spears dipped in life-blood as the women shrieked in vain!
  Oh the days before the English! When will those days come again!
  Oh the homeward road in triumph with the plunder borne along
  On the heads of taken women!  Oh the daughter and the song!
  Oh the tusks of yellow ivory--the frasilas of beads--
  And, best of all, the heifers that the marriageable needs!
  The yells when village eyes at last our sky-line feathers see
  And the maidens run to count how many marriages shall be--
  Ten heifers to a maiden (and the chief's girl stands for twain)--
  Oh the days before the English!  When will those days come again!

  Now the fat herds grow in number, and the old are rich in trade,
  Now the grass grows green and heavy where the six-foot spears were made.
  Now the young men walk to market, and the wives have beads and wire--
  Brass and iron--glass and cowrie--past the limit of desire.
  There is peace from lake to mountain, and the very zebra breed
  Where a law says none may hurt them (and the wise are they who heed!)
  Yea--the peace lies on the country as our herds oerspread the plain--
  But the days before the English--when shall those days come again!

        When Kenia's peak glows gold and rose
                A dawn breeze whispers to the plain
        With breath cooled sweet by mountain snows--
                "The darkness soon shall come again!"
        Stirs then the sleepless, lean Masai
                And stands o'er plain and peak at gaze
        Resentful of the bright'ning sky,
                Impatient of the white man's days.


What first looked like a pleasant place dwindled into charmlessness and
insignificance as we approached.  There was neatness--of a kind.  The
round huts were confined to certain streets, and all inhabited by
natives.  Arabs, Swahili, Indians, Goanese, Syrians, Greeks and so on
had to live in rectangular huts and keep to other streets.  On one
street, chiefly of stores, all the roofs were of corrugated iron.  And
all the streets were straight, with shade trees planted down both sides
at exactly equal intervals.

But the German blight was there, instantly recognizable by any one not
mentally perverted by German teaching.  The place was governed--existed
for and by leave of government.  The inhabitants were there on
suffrance, and aware of it--not in the very least degree enthusiastic
over German rule, but awfully appreciative.

The first thing we met of interest on entering the township was a
chain-gang, fifty long, marching at top speed in step, led by a Nubian
soldier with a loaded rifle, flanked by two others, and pursued by a
fourth armed only with the hippo-hide whip, called kiboko by the
natives, that can cut and bruise at one stroke.  He plied it liberally
whenever the gang betrayed symptoms of intending to slow down.

Those Nubiains, we learned later, were deserters from British Sudanese
regiments, and runaways from British jails, afraid to take the
thousand-mile journey northward home again, scornful of all foreign
black men, fanatic Muhammedans, and therefore fine tools in the German
hand.  They worked harder than the chain-gang, for they had to march
with it step for step and into the bargain force it to do its appointed
labor.  The chain-gang kept the township clean--very clean indeed, as
far as outward appearance went.

The boma, or fort, was down by the water-front and its high eastern
wall, pierced by only one gate, formed one boundary of the drill-ground
that was also township square.  Facing the wall on the eastern side of
the square was a row of Indian and Arab stores.  At the north end was
the market building--an enormous structure of round stucco pillars
supporting a great grass roof; and facing that at the southern end
were the court-house, the hospital, and a store owned by the Deutch
Oest Africa Gesellschaft, known far and wide by its initials--a concern
that owned the practical monopoly of wholesale import and export trade,
and did a retail business, too.

We went first to the hospital.  Fred and Will lifted me out of the
hammock, for my wound had grown much worse during the last few days,
and the door being shut they set me down on the step.  Then we sent
Kazimoto into the fort with a note to the senior officer informing him
that a European waited at the hospital in need of prompt medical
treatment.

The sentry admitted Kazimoto readily enough, but he did not come out
again for half-an-hour, and then looked glum.

"Habanah!" he said simply, using the all-embracing native negative.

"Isn't any one in there?" we demanded all together.

"Surely."

"How many?"

"Very many."

"Officers?"

He nodded.

"Is a doctor there?"

He told us he had asked for the doctor.  A soldier had pointed him out.
He had placed the note in the doctor's hand.

"Did he read it?" we asked.

"Surely.  He read it, and then showed it to the other officers."

"What did they say?"

"They laughed and said nothing."

It seemed pretty obvious that Kazimoto had made a mistake in some way.
Perhaps he had visited the non-commissioned officers' mess.

"I'll go myself," announced Will.  "I can sling the German language like
a barkeep.  Bet you I'm back here with a doctor inside of three
minutes!"

He strode off like Sir Galahad in football shorts, and was passed
through the gate by the sentry almost unchallenged.  But he was gone
more than fifteen minutes, and came back at last with his ears crimson.
Nor would he answer our questions.

"Shall I go?" suggested Fred.

"Not unless you like insolence!  We passed the camping-ground, it
seems, on our way in.  We've leave to pitch tents there.  We'd better
be moving."

So we trailed back the way we had come to a triangular sandy space
enclosed by a cactus hedge at the junction of three roads.  There were
several small grass-roofed shelters with open sides in there, and two
tents already pitched, but we were not sufficiently interested just
then to see who owned the other tents.  We pitched our own--stowed the
loads in one of the shelters--gave our porters money for board and
rations--and sent them to find quarters in the town.  Another of the
shelters we took over for a kitchen, and while our servants were
cooking a meal we four gathered in Fred's tent and began to question
Will again.

"They've got a fine place in there," he said.  "Neat as a new pin.
Officers' mess.  Non-commissioned officers' quarters.  Stores.
Vegetable garden.  Jail--looks like a fine jail--hold a couple of
hundred.  Government offices.  Two-story buildings.  Everything fine.
The officers were all sitting smoking on a veranda.

"'Is one of you the doctor?' I asked in German, and a tall lean one
with a mighty mean face turned his head to squint at me:  but he didn't
take his feet off the rail.  He looked inquisitive, that's all.

"'Are you the doctor?' I asked him.

"'I am staff surgeon,' he answered.  'What do you want?'

"I told him about your wound, and how we'd marched about two hundred
miles on purpose to get medical assistance.  He listened without asking
a question, and when I'd done he said curtly that the hospital opens
for out-patients at eight in the morning.

"Well, I piled it on then.  I told him your leg was so rotten that you
might not be alive to-morrow morning.  He didn't even look interested.
I piled it on thicker and told him about the poisoned spear.  He didn't
bat an eyelid or make a move.  So I started in to coax him.

"I did some coaxing.  Believe me, I swallowed more pride in five
minutes than I guessed I owned!  A ward-heeler cadging votes for a
Milwaukee alderman never wheedled more gingerly.  I called him 'Herr
Staff Surgeon' and mentioned the well-known skill of German medicos,
and the keen sense of duty of the German army, and a whole lot of other
stuff.

"'Tomorrow morning at eight!' was all the answer I got from him.

"I reckon it was somewhere about that time I began to get rattled.  I
pulled out money and showed it.  He looked the other way, and when I
went on talking he turned his back.  I suspect he didn't dare keep on
lookin' at money almost within reach.  Anyhow, then I opened on him,
firin' both bow guns.  I dared him to sit there, with a patient in need
of prompt attention less than two hundred yards away.  I called him
names.  I guaranteed to write to the German government and the United
States papers about him.  I told him I'd have his job if it cost me all
my money and a lifetime's trouble.  He was just about ready to
shoot--I'd just about got the red blood rising on his neck and
ears--when along came the commandant--der Herr Capitain--the officer
commanding Muanza--a swag-bellied ruffian with a beard and a beery look
in his eye, but a voice like a man falling down three stories with all
the fire-irons.

"'What do you want?' he demanded in English, and I thanked him first
for not having mistaken me for one of his own countrymen.  Then I told
him what I'd come for.

"'To-morrow at eight o'clock!' he snapped, after he'd had a word with
the medico.  'Meanwhile, make yourself scarce out of here!  There is a
camping-ground for the use of foreigners.  You and your party go to it!
If you do any damage there you will hear from me later!'

"I didn't come as easy as all that.  I stood there telling him things
about Germany and Germans, and what I'd do to help his personal
reputation with the home folks, until I guessed he had his craw as near
full as he could stand it without having me arrested.  Then I did
come--whistling Yankee-doodle.  And say--Fred!  Where's that concertina
of yours?"

Fred patted it.  His beloved instrument was never far from hand.

"Why don't you play all the American and English tunes you know
to-night?  Play and sing 'em, Britannia Rule the Waves--Marching
Through Georgia--My Country 'tis of Thee--The Marseillaise--The Battle
Hymn of the Republic--and anything and everything you know that
Squareheads won't like.  Let's make this camp a reg'lar--hello--see
who's here!"

Fred had begun fingering the keys already and the first strains of
Marching Through Georgia began to awake the neighborhood to recognition
of the fact that foreigners were present who held no especial brief for
German rule.  The tent-door darkened.  Brown leapt to his feet and
swore.

"Gassharamminy!" said a voice we all recognized instantly.  "That tune
sounds good!  I've lived in the States!  I'm a United States citizen!
A man can't forget his own country's tunes so easily!"

Cool and impudent, Georges Coutlass entered and, without waiting for an
invitation, took a seat on a load of canned food.  Brown grabbed the
nearest rifle (it happened to be Fred's)--snapped open the
breach--discovered it was loaded--and took aim.  Coutlass did not even
blink.  He was either sure Fred and Will would interfere, or else at
the end of his tether and indifferent to death.

"Don't be an ass, Brown!"

Fred knocked the rifle up.  Will took it away and returned it to the
corner.

"All very easy for you men to take high moral ground and all that sort
of rot," Brown grumbled.  "It's my cattle he took!  It's me be's
ruined!  What do I care if the Germans hang me?  Let me have a crack at
him--just one!"

"Use your fists all you care to!" grinned Will.

But Brown was no match for the Greek without weapons--very likely no
match for him with them.  Coutlass sat still and grinned, while Brown
remained in the back of the tent, glaring.

"Bah!" sneered Coutlass.  "Of what use is being sulky?  I found cattle
in a village.  How should I know whose cattle they were?  Why blame me?
The Masai got the cattle, not I!  They took them from me, and they'd
have taken them from you just the same!  You lost nothing by my lifting
them first!  Gassharamminy!  By blazes!  We're all in the same boat!
Let's be friendly, and treat one another like gentlemen!  We're all in
the power of the Germans, unless we can think of a way to escape!  I
and my party are under arrest.  So will you be by to-morrow!  I shall
tell a tale to-morrow that will keep you by the heels for a month at
least while they investigate!  Wait and see!"

"Get out of this tent!" growled Fred in the dead-level voice he uses
when he means to brook no refusal.

"Presently!"

Fred made a spring at him, but Coutlass was on his feet with the speed
of a cat, and just outside the tent in time to avoid the swing of
Fred's fist.  He withdrew about two yards and stood there grinning
maliciously.

"You'll be glad to make terms with me by this time to-morrow!" he
boasted.  "By James, you'll be glad to have me for a friend!  Listen,
you fools!  Make terms with me now; let us all go together and unearth
that Tippoo Tib ivory, and I can arrange with these Germans to let us
go away!  Otherwise, you shall see how long you stop here!  By the
Twelve Apostles! You shall rot in a German jail until your joints
creak!"

His Greek friend and the Goanese, supposing him in trouble perhaps,
came and stood in line with him.  Very comfortless they looked, and of
the three only Coutlass had courage of a kind.

"They stole the cattle on the British side of the border," Will said
sotto voice.  "No earthly use threatening them with German law."

"Keep away from our camp," Fred Ordered them, "or take the
consequences!  Mr. Brown here is in no mood for pleasantries!"

"That drunkard Brown?" roared Coutlass.  "He is in no mood for--oh,
haw-hah-hee-ho-ha-ha-ha-ha!  Drunkard Brown of Lumbwa wants to avenge
himself, and his friends won't let him!  Oh, isn't that a joke!  Oh,
ha-ha-ha-hee-hee-ha-ho-ho!"

His two companions made a trio of it, yelling with stage laughter like
disgusting animals.  Fred took a short quick step forward.  Will
followed, and Brown reached for the rifle again.  But I stopped all
three of them.

"Come back!  Don't let's be fools!" I insisted.  "I never saw a more
obvious effort to start trouble in my life!  It's a trap!  Keep out of
it!"

"Sure enough," Will admitted. "You're right!"

He returned into the tent and the Greeks, perhaps supposing he went for
weapons, retreated, continuing to shout abuse at Brown who, between a
yearning to get drunk and sorrow for his stolen cattle, was growing
tearful.

"They got here first," I argued.  "They've had time to tell their own
story.  That may account for our cold reception by the Germans.  He
says they're under arrest.  That may be true, or it may be a trick.
It's perfectly obvious Coutlass wanted to start a fight, and I'm dead
sure he wasn't taking such a chance as it seemed.  Who wants to look
behind the cactus hedge and see whether he has friends in ambush?"

"Drunkard Brown is on the town--on the town--on the town!" roared
Coutlass and his friends from not very far away.

"Oh, let me go and have a crack at 'em!" begged Brown.  "I tell you I
don't care about jail!  I don't care if I do get killed!"

Fred kept a restraining hand on him.  Will left the tent and walked
straight for the gap in the cactus hedge by which we had entered the
enclosure.  It was only twenty yards away.

Once through the gap he glanced swiftly to right and left--laughed--and
came back again.

"Only six of 'em!" he grinned.  "Six full-sized Nubians in uniform,
with army boots on, no bayonets or rifles, but good big sticks and
handcuffs!  If we'd touched those Greeks they'd have jumped the fence
and stretched us out!  What the devil d'you suppose they want us in
jail for?"

"D'you suppose they think," I said, "that if they had us in jail in
this God-forsaken place we'd divulge the secret of Tippoo's ivory?"

"Why don't we tell 'em the secret!" suggested Will, and that seemed
such a good idea that we laughed ourselves back into good temper--even
Brown, who had no notion whether we knew the secret, being perfectly
sure we would not be such fools as to tell the true whereabouts of the
hoard in any case.

"I want to get even with all Africa!" he grumbled.  "I want to make
trouble that'll last!  I'd start a war this minute if I knew how!  If
it weren't for those bloody Greeks laughing at me I'd get more drunk
to-night than any ten men in the world ever were before in history!
Yes, sir!  And my name's Brown of Lumbwa to prove I mean what I say!"

After a while, seeing that no trouble was likely, the Nubian soldiers
came out of ambush and marched away.  We ate supper.  The Greeks and
the Goanese subsided into temporary quiet, and our own boys, squatting
by a fire they had placed so that they could watch the Greeks'
encampment, began humming a native song.  Their song reminded Fred of
Will's earlier suggestion, and he unclasped the concertina.

Then for three-quarters of an hour he played, and we sang all the tunes
we knew least likely to make Germans happy, repeating The Marseillaise
and Rule Britannia again and again in pious hope that at least a few
bars might reach to the commandant's house on the hill.

Whether they did or not--whether the commandant writhed as we hoped in
the torture of supreme insult, or slept as was likely from the
after-effect of too much bottled beer with dinner--there were others
who certainly did hear, and made no secret of it.

To begin with, the part of the township nearest us was the quarter of
round grass roofs, where the aborigines lived; and the Bantu heart
responds to tuneful noise, as readily as powder to the match.  All that
section of Muanza, man, woman and child, came and squatted outside the
cactus hedge.  (It was streng politzeilich verboten for natives to
enter the European camping-ground, so that except when they wanted to
steal they absolutely never trespassed past the hedge.)

Enraptured by the unaccustomed strains they sat quite still until some
Swahili and Arabs came and beat them to make room.  When the struggle
and hot argument that followed that had died down, Indians began
coming, and other Greeks, until most of the inhabitants of the eastern
side of town were either squatting or standing or pacing to and fro
outside the camping-ground.

At last rumor of what was happening reached the D.O.A.G.--the store at
the corner of the drill-ground, where it seemed the non-commissioned
officers took their pleasure of an evening.  Pleasure, except as laid
down in regulations, is not permitted in German colonies to any except
white folk.  No less than eight German sergeants and a sergeant-major,
all the worse for liquor, turned out as if to a fire and came down
street at a double.

They had kibokos in their hands.  The first we heard of their approach
was the crack-crack-crack of the black whips falling on naked or
thin-cotton-clad backs and shoulders.  There was no yelling (it was not
allowed after dark on German soil, at least by natives) but a sudden
pattering in the dust as a thousand feet hurried away.  Then, in the
glow of our lamplight, came the sergeant-major standing spraddle-legged
in front of us.

He was a man of medium height, in clean white uniform.  The first thing
I noticed about him was the high cheek-bones and murderous blue eyes,
like a pig's.  His general build was heavy.  The fair mustache made no
attempt to conceal fat lips that curled cruelly.  His general air was
that most offensive one to decent folk, of the bully who would
ingratiate by seeming a good fellow.

"'nabnd, meine Herren!" he said aggressively, with a smile more than
half made up of contempt for courtesy.  "Ich heiess Schubert-Feldwebel
Hans Schubert."

"Wass wollen Sie?" Will asked.  He was the only one of us who knew
German well.

But Schubert, it seemed, knew English and was glad to show it off.

"You make fine music!  Ach!  Up at the D.O.A.G. very near here we
Unteroffitzieren spend the evening, all very fond of singing, yet
without music at all.  Will you not come and play with us?"

"I only know French and English tunes!" lied Fred.

"Ach!  I do not believe it!  Kommen Sie!  There is beer at the
D.O.A.G.--champagne--brandy--whisky--rum--?"

"I'm going, then, for one!" announced Brown, getting up immediately.

"Cigars--cigarettes--tobacco," the sergeant-major continued.  "There is
no closing time."  He saw that the line of argument was not tempting,
and changed his tactics. "Listen!  You gentlemen have not too many
friends in Muanza!  I speak in friendship.  I invite you on behalf of
myself and other Unteroffitzieren to spend gemuthlich evening with us.
That can do you no harm!  In the course of friendly conversation much
can be learned that official lips would not tell!

"Kommen Sie nun!"

"Let's go!" I said. "My leg hurts like hell.  If I stay here I can't
sleep.  Anything to keep from thinking about it!  Besides, some one
must go and look after Brown!"

"Who'll watch those Greeks?" Fred demanded.  "They'd as soon steal as
eat!"

"We'd better all stay here together," said Will, "and take turns
keeping watch till morning."  He said it with a straight face, but I
did not think he was in earnest.

"Ach!" exclaimed Schubert.  "That is all ganz einfach!  You shall have
askaris!"

He turned and shouted an order.  A non-commissioned officer went
running back up-street.

"You shall have three askaris to guard your camp.  So nothing whatever
shall be stolen!  Then come along and make music--seien Sie gemuthlich!
Yah?"

Brown had already gone, jingling money in his pocket.  We waited until
the Nubian soldiers came--saw them posted--and then walked up-street
behind the sergeants, Schubert leading us all, and I limping between
Fred and Will.  They as good as carried me the last half of the way.

The sergeants marched with the air peculiar to military Germans, of men
who are going to be amused.  They said nothing--did not smile--but
strode straight forward, three abreast, swinging their kibokos with a
sort of elephantine sporty air.  They were men of all heights and
thicknesses, but each alike impressed me with the Prussian military
mold that leaves a man no imagination of his own, and no virtue, but
only an animal respect for whatever can make to suffer, or appease an
appetite.

The D.O.A.G. proved a mournful enough lounging place in which to spend
convivial evenings.  However, it seemed that when the sergeant-major
had decreed amusement the non-commissioned officers' mess overlooked
all trifles in brave determination to obey.  They marched in, humming
tunes (each a different one, and nearly all high tenor) and took seats
in a room at the rear of the building with their backs against a
mud-brick wall that was shiny from much rubbing by drill tunics.

Down the center was a narrow table, loaded with drinks of all sorts.  A
case of bottled beer occupied the place of pride at one end; as
Schubert had boasted, nothing was lacking that East Africa could show
in the way of imported alcohol.  Under the table was an unopened case
of sweet German champagne, and on a little table against one wall were
such things as absinth, chartreuse, peppermint, and benedictine.
Soda-water was slung outside the window in a basket full of wet grass
where the evening breeze would keep it cool.

"Now for Gesang!" shouted Schubert, knocking the neck off a bottle of
beer, and beginning to sing like a drunken pirate.

A man whom he introduced as "a genuine Jew from Jerusalem" came out
from a gloomy recess filled with tusks and sacks of dried red pepper,
and watched everything from now on with an eye like a gimlet, writing
down in a book against each sergeant's name whatever he took to drink.
They appeared to have no check on him.  Nobody signed anything.  Nobody
as much as glanced at his account.

"What is the use?" said Schubert, noticing my glance and interpreting
the unspoken question.  "There is just so much drink in the whole
place.  We shall drink every drop of it!  All that matters is, who is
to pay for the champagne?  That stuff is costly."

They all took beer to begin with, knocking the necks from the bottles
as if that act alone lent the necessary air of deviltry to the whole
proceedings.  A small, very black Nyamwesi came with brush and pan and
groped on the floor all night for the splinters of glass, sleeping
between times in a corner until a fresh volley of breaking bottle necks
awoke him to work again.

"Die Wacht am Rhein!" yelled Schubert.  "Start it up!  Sing that
first!"  He began to sing it himself, all out of tune.

Fred cut the noise short by standing up to play something nobody could
sing to a jangling clamor of chords and runs on which he prides
himself, that he swears is classical, but of which neither he nor
anybody knows the name.  Then he drank some beer and sang a comic song
or two in English, we joining in the choruses.

Meanwhile, Brown was soaking away steadily, taking whatever drink came
first to hand, and having no interest whatever in anything but the task
of assuaging the thirst he had accumulated in the course of all that
long marching since he left home.  He had forgotten his cattle
already--the Greeks who stole them--the Masai who stole from the
Greeks.  He paid for all he took, to the Jew's extreme surprise and
satisfaction, and grumbled at the price of everything, to the Jew's
supremest unconcern.

"An' my name's Brown o' Lumbwa, just in proof of all I say!" he
informed the room at large at intervals.

When Will had exhausted all the American songs he knew, and Fred had
run through his own long list there was nothing left for it but to make
up accompaniments to the songs the sergeants had been raised on.  Fred
made the happy discovery that none of them knew The Marseillaise, so he
played that as an antidote each time after they had made the hard-wood
rafters ring and the smoke-filled air vibrate with Teutonic jingoism.
The Jew, who probably knew more than he cared to admit, grew more and
more beady-eyed each time The Marseillaise was played.

There was a pause in the proceedings at about ten o'clock, by which
time all the sergeants except Schubert were sufficiently drunk to feel
thoroughly at ease.  Schubert was cold-eyed sober, although scarcely
any longer thirsty.

A native was brought in by two askaris and charged before Schubert with
hanging about the boma gate after dark.  He was asked the reason.  The
Jew, sitting beside me with his book of names and charges, poured cool
water over my bandages and translated to me what they all said.  He
spoke English very well indeed, but in such low tones that I could
scarcely catch the words, drawing in his breath and not moving his lips
at all.

The native explained that he had waited to see the bwana makubwa--the
commandant.  He had nowhere to go and no money with which to pay for
lodging, so he proposed to wait outside the gate and watch for the
coming of the commandant next morning.  He would intercept him on his
way down from the white house on the hill.

He was asked why.  To beg a favor.  What favor?  Satisfaction.  For
what?  For his daughter.  He was the father of the girl whom the
commandant had favored with attentions.  She had been a virgin.  Now
she was to have a child.  It would be a half-black, half-white child.
Who would now marry a woman with such a child as that?  Yet nothing bad
been given her.  She had been simply sent back home to be a charge on
her parents and an already poverty-stricken village.  Therefore he had
come to ask that justice be done, and the girl be given at least a
present of money.

The sergeants roared with laughter, all except Schubert, who seemed
only appalled by the impudence of the request.  He sat back and ordered
the story repeated.

"And you dare ask for money from the bwana makubwa!" he demanded.
"You dog of a Nyamwesi!  Is the honor not sufficient that your black
brute of a daughter should have a baby by such a great person?  You
cattle have no sense of honor!  You must learn!  Put him down!  Beat
him till I say stop!"

There was no need to put him down, however.  The motion of the hand,
voice inflection, order were all too well understood.  The man lay
face-downward on the floor without so much as a murmur of objection,
and buried his face in both hands.  The askaris promptly stripped him
of the thin cotton loin-cloth that constituted his only garment,
tearing it in pieces as they dragged it from him.

"Go on!" ordered Schubert.  "Beat him!"

Both the askaris had kibokos.  The longest of the two was split at the
nether end into four fingers.  The shortest was more than a yard long,
tapering from an inch and a half where the man's fist gripped it to
half an inch thick at the tip.  They stood one each side of their
victim and brought the whips down on his naked skin alternately.

"Slowly!" ordered Schubert.  "Slowly, and with all your strength!  The
brute doesn't feel it when you beat so fast!  Let him wait for the
blow!  Don't let him know when it's coming!  So--so is better!"

Not every blow drew blood, for a native's skin is thick and tough,
especially where he sits.  But the blows that fell on the back and
thighs all cut the skin, and within two minutes the native's back was a
bloody mass, and there was blood running on the floor, and splashes of
blood on the whitewashed wall cast by the whips as they ascended.

I made up my mind the man was going to be killed, for Schubert gave no
order and the askaris did not dare stop without one.  The victim
writhed, but did not cry out, and the writhing grew less.  Even Brown
sobered up for a time at the sight of it.  He came and sat between me
and the Jew.

"It's a shame!" he grumbled.  "Up in our country twenty-five lashes is
the masshimum, an' only to be laid on in the presence of a
massishtrate.  You beat a black man an' they'll fine you first offense,
jail you second offense, an' third offense God knows what they'll do!
Poor ole Brown o' Lumbwa!  They fined me once a'ready.  Nessht time
they'll put me in jail!  Better get quite drunk an' be blowed to it!"

He staggered back to his chair by the farther wall, leering at Schubert
as he passed.

"You're no gentleman!" he asserted aggressively.  "You're no better 'n
a black man yourself!  You ought-to-be-on-floor 'stead o' him!
Dunno-how-behave-yourself!  Take your coat off, an' come outside, an'
fight like a man!"

Schubert gave the order to stop at last.  The askaris stood aside,
panting from the effort.

"Get up!" ordered Schubert.

The miserable Nyamwesi struggled to his feet and stood limply before
Schubert, his back running blood and his face drawn with torture.

"Don't you know how to behave!" demanded Schubert.

The native made no answer.

"If you don't salute properly I'll order you thrown down and thrashed
again!"

The native saluted in a sort of imitation of the German military manner.

"Now, will you lie in wait for the bwana makubwa to trouble him with
your pig's affairs again?"

"No."

"Will you go back home?"

"Yes."

"You've learned a lesson, eh?"

"Yes.

"Then say thank you!"

"Thank you!"

"Rrruksa!"*  [*Ruksa, you have leave to go.]

The poor wretch turned and went, staggering rather than walking, to the
door and disappearing into outer darkness without a backward glance.

"Now for some more songs and a round of drinks!" Schubert shouted.

But Fred was no longer in mood to make music, or even to be civil.  He
shut the concertina up, and asked the Jew how much he owed.  The
sergeants went on singing without music, and while we waited for the
Jew to reckon up Fred's score Schubert came over to us, sat down
between me and Fred, and proceeded to deal with the new situation in
proper German military manner, by direct assault.

"Always you English criticize!" he began.  "Can you never travel
without applying your cursed standards to everything you behold?  I
tell you, we Germans know how to rule these black people!  We
understand!  We employ no sickly sentiment!  We give orders--they obey,
or else suffer terribly and swiftly!  In that manner we arrive at
knowing where we are!"

"Are you well loved by the people?" Fred asked him politely.

"Bah!  Sie wollen wohl beliebt werden!*  Not I!  Not we!  Of what value
is the love of such people?  Their fear is what we cultivate!  Having
made them afraid of us, we successfully make them work our will!  But
why should I trouble to explain?  In a few years there will only be one
government of Africa!  One, I tell you, and that German!  You English
are not fit to govern colonies!  You are mawkishly sentimental!  You
think more of the feelings of a black man and of the rights of his
women than of progress--advancement--kultur!  Bah!  I tell you they
have no feelings a real man need consider!  They are only fit for
furthering the aims of us Germans!  And their women have no rights!
None whatever!  You know, I suppose, that it is the policy of the
German government to encourage the spread of Muhammedanism in Africa?
Well, under the Muhammedan law as given in the Koran women have no
souls!  That is good!  That is as it should be!  No women have souls!"

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*You want to be popular, don't you!
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"How about your own mother?" Fred suggested.

"She was a good Prussian!  She was a super-woman!  Not to be mentioned
in the same breath with women of any other race!  Yet even she--the
good Prussian mother--could not hold a candle to a man!  Her business
was to raise sons for Prussia, and she did it!  I have eight brothers,
all in the army, and only one sister; she has four sons already!"

"Strange that your nation should breed like that!" said Fred.

"Not strange at all!" answered Schubert.  "We are needed to conquer the
world!  Think, for instance, when we have conquered the Congo Free
State, and taken away East and South Africa from England--to say
nothing of Egypt and India!--how many Prussian sergeant-majors we shall
want! Donnerwetter!  Do you think we Germans will long be satisfied
with this miserable section of East Africa that was all the English
left to us on this coast?  We use this for a foothold, that is all!  We
use this to gain time and get ready!  You think perhaps I do not know,
eh?  I am only feldwebel--non-commissioned officer, you call it.  Well
and good.  I tell you our officers talk all the time of nothing else!
And they don't care who hears them!"

The Jew gave Fred his bill, scrawled on a piece of wrapping paper.
Schubert snatched it away and crumpled it into a ball.

"Kreutzblitzen!  You are my guests to-night!  I invited you!"

"Thanks" Fred answered, "but we don't care to be your guests.  Here,"
he said, turning to the Jew, "take your money!"

Schubert said nothing, but eyed the Jew with a perfectly blank face, as
if he watched to see whether the man would damn himself or not.

"Take your money!" repeated Fred.  But the Jew turned his back and
busied himself with bottles at the side-table.

"He knows better!" Schubert laughed.  "He understands by this time our
German hospitality!"

"All right," answered Fred.  "We'll go out without paying!"

"Not at all," retorted Schubert.  "The mess shall pay bill in full!
You stay here until I have said what I have to say to you!  The rest of
your party may go, but you stay!  You can explain to the others
afterward."

He leaned forward, reached a bottle of beer off the table, knocked off
the neck, and emptied the contents down his throat at a draught.
Behind his back we exchanged glances.

"I'll listen," said Fred.

"You alone?"

"No, we all stay.  All or none!"

Schubert made a contemptuous gesture with his thumb toward Brown, who
had fallen dead drunk on the floor.

"Will that one stay, too?"

"He is not of our party really," Fred answered.  "He knows nothing of
our affairs."

"You men are in trouble--worse trouble than you guess!"

Schubert looked with his cruel blue eyes into each of ours in turn,
then stared straight in front of him and waited.

"I don't believe it," Fred answered.  "We have done nothing to merit
trouble."

"Merit in this world is another name for chance!" said Schubert.

"What are we supposed to have done?" demanded Fred.

Schubert at once assumed what was intended to be a sly look, of
uncommunicable knowledge.

"None of my business to tell what my officers know," he answered.  "As
for that, time will no doubt disclose much.  The point is--trouble can
be forestalled."

"Aw--show your hand!" cut in Will, leaning in front of Fred.  "I've
seen you Heinies fishing for graft too often in the States not to
recognize symptoms!  Spill the bait can!  There's no other way to tell
if we'll bite!  Tell us what you're driving at!"

"Ivory!" said Schubert savagely and simply, shutting his jaws after the
word like a snap with a steel spring.  It would have broken the teeth
of an ordinary human.

"What ivory?"

We all did our best to look blank.

"You know!  Tippoo Tib's ivory!  It belongs to the German government!
Emin Pasha, whom that adventurer Stanley rescued against his will,
agreed to sell the secret to us, but we never agreed on a price and he
died without telling.  Gott!  He would have told had I had the
interviewing of him!  It was known in Zanzibar that you and a certain
English lord shared the secret.  You have been watched. You are known
to be in search of the stuff."

"The deuce you say!" Fred murmured, with a glance to left and right at
us.

"If you were to go to the office to-morrow, and tell our commandant
what you know," said Schubert, "you might be suitably compensated.  You
would certainly be given facilities for leaving the country in comfort
at your leisure."

"Who told you to promise us that?" Fred demanded, turning on him.

The feldwebel did not answer, but sat with his legs straight out in
front of him, his heels together, and the palms of his hands touching
between his knees.  The sergeants were all singing, smoking and
drinking.  The Jew was back at his old post, watching every one with
gimlet eyes.

"Think it over!" said Schubert, getting up.  "There is time until
morning.  There is time until you leave this building.  After that--"
He shrugged his square shoulders brutally.

There was no sense in going out at once, as we had intended, with that
combination of threat and promise hanging over us.

"Why not do what we said--admit that we know what we don't know--and
put 'em on the wrong scent?" Will whispered.

"I wish to God Monty were here!" groaned Fred.

"Rot!" Will answered.  "Monty is all you ever said of him and then
some; but we're able to handle this ourselves all right without him.
Tell 'em a bull yarn, I say!"

Fred relapsed into a sort of black gloom intended to attract the Muse
of Strategy.  He was always better at swift action in the open and
optimism in the face of visible danger, than at matching wits against
something he could not see beginning or end of.

"Tell 'em it's in German East!" urged Will.  "Offer to lead them to it
on certain conditions.  Think up controversial proposals!  Play for
time!"

Fred shook his head.

"What if it turns out true?  Monty's in Europe.  Suppose he should
learn while he's there that the stuff is really in German East--we'd
have spoiled his game!"

"If the stuff should really be in German East," Will argued, "we've no
chance in the world of getting even a broker's share of it, Monty or no
Monty!  Take my advice and tell 'em what they want to know!"

Meanwhile an argument of another kind had started across the room.
Schubert had related with grim amusement to Sergeant Sachse, who was
sitting next him, our disapproval of the flogging of the father of the
commandant's abandoned woman.

"At what were they shocked?" wondered Sachse. "At the flogging, or the
intercourse, or because he sent the female packing when she proposed to
have a child?  Do they not know that to have children about the
premises would be subversive of military excellence?"

"They were shocked at all three things," grinned Schubert, "but
chiefly, I think, at the flogging."

"Bah!  Such a tickling of a native's hide doesn't hurt him to speak of!
Wait until they see our court in the morning!"

It was that that raised the clamor.  Even Schubert, who might be
supposed to have won promotion because he could stay sober longer than
the others, was beginning to grow noisy in his speech and to laugh
without apparent reason.  The rest were all already frankly drunk, and
any excuse for dispute was a good one.  They one and all, including
Schubert, denied Sachse's contention that a flogging did not hurt
enough to matter.

"I bet I could take one without winking!" Sachse announced.

Schubert's little bright pig-eyes gleamed through the smoke at that.

"Kurtz und gut!" he laughed.  "There is a case of champagne unopened.
I bet you that case of champagne that you lie!  That you can not take a
flogging!"

There was an united yelp of delight.  The sergeants rose and gathered
round Sachse.  Schubert cursed them and drove them to the chairs again.

"Open that case of champagne!" he roared, and the Jew obeyed, setting
the bottles on the table in two rows.

"I bet you those twelve bottles you dare not take a regular flogging,
and that you can not endure it if you dare try!"

"I can stand as much as you!" hedged Sachse.

"Good!  We will see!  We will both take a flogging--stroke for stroke!
Whoever squeals first shall pay for the champagne!"

Sachse could not back out.  His cheeks grew whiter, but he staggered to
his feet, swearing.

"I will show you of what material a German sergeant is made!" he
boasted.        "It is not only Prussians who are men of metal!  How
shall it be arranged?"

The arrangement was easy enough.  Schubert shouted for an askari, and
the corporal who was doing police duty outside in the street came
running.  He had a kiboko in his hand almost a yard and a half long,
and Schubert examined it with approval.

"How would you like to flog white men?" he demanded.

"I would not dare!" grinned the corporal.

"Not dare, eh?  Would you not obey an order?"

"Always I obey!" the man answered, saluting.

"Good.  I shall lie here.  This other bwana shall lie there beside me.
You shall stand between.  First you shall strike one, then the
other--turn and turn about until I give the order to cease!  And
listen!  If you fail once--just one little time!--to flog with all your
might, you shall have two hundred lashes yourself; and they shall be
good ones, because I will lay them on!  Is it understood?"

"Yes," said the corporal, the whites of his eyes betraying doubt, fear
and wonder.  But he grinned with his lips, lest the feldwebel should
suspect him of unwillingness.

"Are the terms understood?" demanded Schubert, and the sergeants yelped
in the affirmative.

"Then choose a referee!"

One of the sergeants volunteered for the post.  Schubert lay down on
the floor, and Sachse beside him about four feet away.  The corporal
took his stand between.  He was an enormous Nubian, broad of chest,
with the big sloping shoulder muscles that betray double the strength
that tailors try to suggest with jackets padded to look square.

"Nun--recht feste schlagen!"* ordered Schubert. Then he took the sleeve
of his tunic between his teeth and hid his face.  [*Now, hit good and
hard!]

"One!" said the referee.  Down came the heavy black whip with a crack
like a gun going off.  Schubert neither winced nor murmured, but the
blood welled into the seat of his pants and spread like red ink on
blotting-paper.

"'One!" said the referee again.  The corporal faced about, and raised
his weapon, standing on tiptoe to get more swing.  Sachse flinched at
the sound of the whip going up, and the other sergeants roared delight.
But he was still when it descended, and the crack of the blow drew
neither murmur nor movement from him either.  Like the feldwebel, he
had his sleeve between his teeth.

"Two!" said the referee, and the black whip rose again.  It descended
with a crack and a splash on the very spot whence the blood flowed,
this time cutting the pants open, but Schubert took no more notice of
it than if a fly had settled on him.  There was a chorus of applause.

"Two!" said the referee.  Again the corporal faced about and balanced
himself on tiptoe.  Sachse was much the more nervous of the two.  He
flinched again while waiting for the blow, but met it when it did come
without a tremor of any kind.  He was much the softer.  Blood flowed
from him more freely, but his pants seemed to be of sterner stuff, for
they did not split until the eight-and-twentieth lash, or thereabouts.

From first to last, although the raw flesh lay open to the lash, and
the corporal, urged to it by the united threats and praise of all the
other sergeants, wrought his utmost, Schubert lay like a man asleep.
He might have been dead, except for the even rise and fall of his
breathing, that never checked or quickened once.  Nine-and-forty
strokes he took without a sign of yielding.  At the eight-and-fortieth
Sachse moaned a little, and the referee gave the match against him.
Schubert rose to his feet unaided, grinning, red in the face, but
without any tortured look.

"Now you can say forever that you have flogged two white men!" he told
the askari.

"Who will believe me?" the man answered.

Sachse had to be helped to his feet.  He was pale and demanded brandy.

"What did I tell you?" laughed Schubert.  "A Prussian is better than
any man!  Look at him, and then at me!"

He shouted for his servant, who had to be fetched from the boma--a
smug-faced little rascal, obviously in love with the glory reflected on
the sergeant-major's servant.  He was made to produce a basin and cold
water--he discovered them somewhere in the dim recesses of the
store--and sponge his master's raw posterior before us all.  Then he
was sent for clean white pants and presently Schubert, only refusing to
sit down, was quite himself again.

Sachse on the other hand refused the ministrations of the boy--was
annoyed by the chaff of the other sergeants--refused to drink any of
the sweet champagne he would now have to pay for--and went away in
great dudgeon, murmuring about the madness that takes hold of men in
Africa.

Meanwhile, while Schubert strutted and swaggered, making jokes more raw
and beastly than his own flogged hide, the Jew came and poured more
cool water on my hot bandages, touching them with deft fingers that
looked like the hairy legs of a huge spider--his touch more
gentle--more fugitive than any woman's.

"You should not tell zat dam feldwebel nozink!"  he advised in nasal
English.  "Nefer mind vat you tell heem he is all ze same not your
frien.  He only obey hees officers.  Zey say to cut your troat--he cut
it!  Zey say to tell you a lot o' lies--he tell!  He iss not a t'inker,
but a doer:  and hees faforite spectacle iss ze blood of innocence!  Do
not effer say I did not tell you!  On ze ozzer hand, tell no one zat I
did tell!  Zese are dangerous people!"

He resumed business with his account book, and I whispered to Fred and
Will what advice he had given.  Seeing us with our heads together,
Schubert crossed the room, beginning to get very drunk now that the
shock of the flogging had had time to reinforce the alcohol.  (The
blows had sobered him at first.)

"What have you decided?" he asked, standing before us with his legs
apart and his hands behind him in his favorite attitude--swaying gently
back and forward because of the drink, and showing all his teeth in a
grin.

"Nothing," Fred answered.  "We'll think it over."

"Too late in the morning!" he answered, continuing to sway.  "I can do
nothing for you in the morning."

"What can you do to-night?" Fred asked.

He shrugged his shoulders.  "I can report.  The report will go in at
dawn."

"You may tell your superiors," Fred answered, rising, "that if they
care to make us a reasonable offer, I don't say we won't do business!"

Schubert leered.

"To-morrow will be too late!" he repeated.

It was Fred's turn to shrug shoulders, and he did it inimitably,
turning his back on Schubert and helping Will support me to the door.
The feldwebel stood grinning while I held to the doorpost and they
dragged Brown to his feet.  He made no offer to help us in any way at
all, nor did any of the sergeants.

There was no getting action from Brown.  He was as dead to the world as
a piece of wood, and there being no other obvious solution of the
problem, Will hoisted him upon his back and carried him, he snoring,
all the way home to camp.  Fred hoisted and carried me, for the pain of
my wound when I tried to walk was unbearable.

We reached camp abreast and were challenged by the sentries, who made a
great show of standing guard.  They took Brown and threw him on the bed
in his own tent--accepted Fred's offer of silver money--and departed,
marching up-street in their heavy, iron-bound military boots with the
swing and swagger only the Nubian in all the world knows just how to
get away with.

I lay on the bed in Fred's tent,  and then Kazimoto came to us, hugely
troubled about something, stirring the embers of the fire before the
tent and arranging the lantern so that its rays would betray any
eavesdropper.  He searched all the shadows thoroughly, prodding into
them with a stick, before he unburdened his mind.

"Those askaris were not put here to guard our tents," he told us.  (The
really good native servant when speaking of his master's property
always says our, and never your.)  "As soon as you were gone the Greeks
and the Goa came.  They and the askaris questioned me.  It was a trick!
You were drawn away on purpose!  One by one--two by two--they
questioned us all, but particularly me."

"What about?" Fred demanded.

"About our business.  Why are we here.  What will we do.  What do we
know.  What do I know about you.  What do you know about me.  Why do I
serve you.  How did I come to take service with you.  To what place
will we travel next, and when.  How much money have we with us.  Have
we friends or acquaintances in Muanza.  Do you, bwana, carry any
letters in your pockets.  Of what do you speak when you suppose no man
is listening.  Bwana, my heart is very sad in me!  Those Greeks tell
lies, and the Germans stir trouble in a big pot like the witches!  I
know the Germans!  I am Nyamwezi.  I was born not far from here, and
ran away as soon as I was old enough because the Germans shot my father
and let my mother and brothers starve to death.  I did not starve,
because one of them took me for a servant; but I ran away from him.
My heart is very sad to be in this place!  They ask what of a hoard of
ivory.  I tell them I do not know, and they threaten to beat me!  This
place is bad!  Let us go away to-night!"

There was no sleep that night for any of us.  My wound hurt too much.
The others were too worried.  By the light of the lantern in Fred's
tent we cooked up a story to tell that we hoped would induce the
Germans to let us wander where we chose.

"Sure, they'll watch us!" Will admitted.  "But as our only real reason
for coming down here--leaving Brown's cattle out of the reckoning--was
to throw people off the scent, in what way are we worse off?  The lake
is big enough to lose ourselves in!  What is it--two hundred and fifty
miles long by as many broad?  D'you mean we can't give their sleuths
the slip?  We can't beat that for a plan:  let 'em keep on thinking we
know where Tippoo hid the stuff.  If we succeed in losing 'em they'll
think we're at large in German East and keep on hunting for us--whereas
we'll really be up in British East.  Let's send a telegram in code to
Monty!"

Then Fred thought of an idea that in the end solved our biggest
problem, although we did not think much of it at the time.

"They may refuse to take a telegram in code," he said.  "It's likely
they'll open letters.  (We can try the code, of course.  They'll
probably take our money, and put their experts on deciphering the
message.  They'll say it was lost if there are any inquiries
afterward.)  I propose we send a straight-out cablegram advising Monty
of our whereabouts (they'll let that go through) and warning him to ask
for letters at the Bank in Mombasa before he does anything else."

"Yes, but--" Will objected.

"Wait!" said Fred.  "I haven't finished.  Then write two letters:  one
full of any old nonsense, to be sent in the regular way by mail.
They'll open that.  The other to go by runner.  Kazimoto can find us a
runner.  He knows these Wan-yamwezi.  He can pick a man who'll get
through without fail."

We could think of nothing to say against the plan.  The argument that
the German government would scarcely stoop to opening private mail did
not seem to hold water when we examined it, so we wrote as Fred
suggested--one letter telling Monty that we hoped to make some
arrangement with the Germans, and at all events to wait in German East
until he could join us--and the other telling him the real facts at
great length, laboriously set out in the code we had agreed
upon.

We sealed the second letter in several wrappers, and sewed it up
finally in a piece of waterproof silk.  Then we sent for Kazimoto and
ordered him to find the sort of messenger we needed.

"Send me!" he urged.  "I will start now, before it is light!  I will
hide by day and travel by night until I reach the British border!  Give
me only enough cooked food and my pay and I will take the letter
without fail!"

We refused, for he was too useful to us.  He begged again and again to
be sent with the letter, promising faithfully to wait for us afterward
on the British side of the border at any place we should name.  But we
upbraided him for cowardice, ordered him to find another messenger, and
promised him he need have no fear of Germans as long as he remained our
servant.

Before high noon we would each have given many years of Kazimoto's pay
if only we could have recalled that decision and have known that he was
speeding away from Muanza toward a border where white men knew the use
of mercy.

Just as the first peep of dawn began to color the sky Schubert came
swaggering down-street to us, wiping his mouth with the back of his
hand.

"How have you slept?" he asked us, laughing.

We answered something or other.

"I did not trouble to sleep!  I stayed and finished the drinks.  I have
just swallowed the last of the beer!  Whoever wants a morning drink
must wait for it now until the overland safari comes!"

We displayed no interest.  Brown, the only one likely to yearn for
alcohol before breakfast, snored in his still.

"What of it now?  I go drill my troops.  Parade is sharp!  There remain
twenty minutes.  Come with me tell your secret at the boma now, before
it is too late!"

"Explain why it would be too late after breakfast!" demanded Fred.

"All right," said Schubert.  "I will tell you this much.  There will
come a launch this morning from Kisumu in British East.  There will be
people on that launch, one of whom has authority that overrides that of
the commandant of this place.  The commandant desires to know your
information--and get the credit for it--before that individual, whose
authority is higher, comes.  Is that clear?"

"Perfectly," Fred answered.

"See if this is clear, too!" cut in Will.  "You go and ask your
commandant what price he offers for the secret!  Nothing for nothing!
Tell him we're not afraid of him!"

"It is none of my business to tell him anything," sneered Schubert,
spitting and turning on his heel.  He swaggered out of the
camping-ground and up-street again, leaving the clear impression behind
him that he washed his hands of us for good and all.

"Let's watch him drill his men," said I.  "I'll wait on the hospital
steps until they open the place."

So we ate a scratch breakfast and Fred and Will helped me up-street,
past where the Jew stood blinking in the morning sun on the steps of
the D.O.A.G.  He seemed to be saying prayers, but beckoned to us.

"Trouble!" he said.  "Trouble!  If you have any frien's fetch
them--send for them!"

"Can yon send a letter for us to British East?" Fred asked him.

"God forbid!" He jumped at the very thought, and shrugged himself like
a man standing under a water-spout.  "What would they do to me if I
were found out?"

"What is the nature of the trouble?" Fred asked him.

"Ali, who should tell!  Trouble, I tell you, trouble!  Zat cursed
Schubert sat here drinking until dawn.  I heard heem say many t'ings!
Send for your friens!"

He turned his back on us and ran in.  There was a lieutenant arrayed in
spotless white with a saber in glittering scabbard watching us all from
the boma gate.  A little later that morning we knew better why the Jew
fled indoors at sight of him.

Schubert was standing in mid-square with a hundred askaris lined up
two-deep in front of him.  There were no other Germans on parade.  The
corporals were Nubians, and the rest of the rank and file either Nubian
or some sort of Sudanese.  He was haranguing them in a bastard mixture
of Swahili, Arabic, and German, they standing rigidly at attention,
their rifles at the present.

Not content with the effect of his words, he strode up presently to a
front-rank man and hit him in the face with clenched fist.  In the
effort to recover his balance the man let his rifle get out of
alignment.  Schubert wrenched it from him.  It fell to the ground.  He
struck the man, and when he stooped to pick the rifle up kicked him in
the face.  Then he strode down the line and beat two other men for
grinning.  All this the lieutenant watched without a sign of
disapproval, or even much interest.

Meanwhile the chain-gang emerged from the boma gate, going full-pelt,
fastened neck to neck, the chain taut and each man carrying a
water-jar.  The minute they had crossed the square Schubert commenced
with company drill, and for two hours after that, with but one interval
of less than five minutes for rest, he kept them pounding the gravel in
evolution after evolution--manual exercise at the double--skirmishing
exercise--setting up drill--goose-step, and all the mechanical,
merciless precision drill with which the Germans make machines of men.

His debauch did not seem in the least to have affected him, unless to
make his temper more violently critical.  By seven o'clock the sun was
beating down on him and dazzling his eyes from over the boma wall.  The
dust rose off the square.  The words of command came bellowing in swift
succession from a throat that ought to have been hard put to it to
whisper.  If anything, he grew more active and exacting as the askaris
wearied, and by the time the two hours were up they were ready to a man
to drop.

But not so he.  He dismissed them, and swaggered over to the
marketplace to hector and bully the natives who were piling their wares
in the shade of the great grass roof.  Then he went into the boma to
breakfast just as a sergeant in khaki came over and unlocked the
hospital door.  I followed the sergeant in, but he ordered me out again.

"I have come to see the doctor," I said. "I need attention."

He was not one of the sergeants who had been drunk in the D.O.A.G. the
night before, but a man of a higher mental type, although no less surly.

"It will be for the doctor to say what you need when he has seen you!"
he answered, turning his back and busying himself about the room.  Will
translated, and I limped out again.

By and by the doctor came, and passed me sitting on the steps amid a
throng of natives who seemed to have all the imaginable kinds of sores.
He took no notice of me, but sent out the sergeant to inquire why I
had not stood up as he passed.  I did not answer, and the sergeant went
in again.

Fred by that time was simply blasphemous, alternately threatening to go
in and kick the doctor, and condemning Will's determination to do the
same thing.     Finally we decided to see the matter through patiently,
and all sat together on the steps watching the activity of the square.
There was a lot going on--bartering of skins and hides--counting of
crocodile eggs, brought in by natives for sake of the bounty of a few
copper coins the hundred--a cock-fight in one corner--the carrying to
and fro of bunches of bananas, meat, and grain in baskets; and in and
out among it all full pelt in the hot sun marched the chain-gang, doing
the township dirty work.

By and by Schubert emerged from the boma gate followed by natives
carrying a table and a soap-box.  He set these under a limb of the
great baobab that faced the boma gate not far from the middle of the
square.  I noticed then for the first time that a short hempen rope
hung suspended from the largest branch, with a noose in the end.  The
noose was not more than two feet below the branch.

Schubert's consideration of the table's exact position, and the placing
of the soap-box on the table, was interrupted by the arrival of
Coutlass, his Greek companion and the Goanese arm in arm, followed
closely by two askaris who shouted angrily and made a great show of
trying to prevent them.  One of the askaris aimed his rifle absurdly at
Coutlass, both Greeks and the Goanese daring him gleefully to pull the
trigger.

They purposely came close to us, not that we showed signs of meaning to
befriend them.  They were simply unable to understand that there are
degrees of disgrace. To Coutlass all victims of government outrage
ought surely to be more than friendly with any one in conflict with the
law.  Personal quarrels should go for nothing in face of the common
wrong.

"There is going to be a hanging!" Coutlass shouted to us.  "They
thought we would remain quietly in camp with that going on!  Give us
chairs!" he called to Schubert.  "Provide us a place in the front row
where we may see!"

Schubert grinned.  He returned to the boma yard and presumably
conferred with an officer, for presently he came out again and gave the
Greeks leave to stand under the tree, provided they would return to
camp afterward.  Later yet, Brown came along and joined us on the
steps, looking red-eyed and ridiculous.

"Goin' to be a hangin," he announced.  "I been askin' natives about it.
Black man stole the condemned man's daughter an' refused to pay cows
for her accordin' to custom or anythin'--said he could do what the
white men did an' help himself.  Father of the girl took a spear and
settled the thief's hash with it--ran him through--did a clean job.
Serve him right--eh--what?  Germans went an' nabbed him, though--tried
him in open court--goin' to hang him this mornin' for murder!  How does
it strike you?"

We were not exactly in mood to talk to Brown--in fact, we wished him
anywhere but with us, but he thought self perfectly welcome, and
rambled on:

"Up in British East we don't hang black men for murder unless it's what
they call an aggravated case--murder an' robbery--murder an'
arson--murder an' rape.  Hang a white man for murderin' a black sure as
you're sitting here, an' shoot a black man for murderin' a white; but
the blacks don't understand, so when they kill one another in such a
case this, why we give 'em a short jail sentence an' a good lo lecture,
an' let 'em go again.  These folks have it t'other way round.  They
never hang a German, whether he's guilty or not, but hang a poor black
man, what doesn't understand, for half o' nothin'!"

A great crowd began gathering about the tree, and was presently driven
by askaris with whips into a mass on the far side of the tree from us.
Whether purposely or not, they left a clear view from the hospital
steps of all that should happen.  Evidently warning had been sent out
broadcast, for the inhabitants of village after village came trooping
into town to watch, each lot led by its sultani in filthy rags and the
foolish imitation crown his conquerors had supplied him at several
times its proper price.  The square was a dense sea of people before
nine o'clock, and the askaris made the front few hundreds lie, and the
next rows squat, in order that the men and women behind might see.

Then at last out came the victim with his hands tied behind him and a
bright red blanket on his loins.  He was a proud-looking fellow.  He
halted a moment between his guard of German sergeants and eyed the
crowd, and us, and the tree, and the noose.  Then he looked down on the
ground and appeared to take no further interest.

The sergeants took him by the arms and led him along to the table
between them.  Out came the commandant then, in snow-white uniform,
with his saber polished until it shone--all spruced up for the
occasion, and followed by a guard of honor consisting of lieutenant,
two sergeants, and six black askaris.

There was a chair by the table.  At sight of the commandant the
sergeants made their victim use that as a step by which to mount the
table and soap-box, and there he stood eying his oppressors as calmly
as if he were witnessing a play.  A murmur arose among the crowd.  A
number of natives called to him by name, but he took no notice after
that one first steady gaze.

"They're sayin' good-by to him," said Brown, breathing in my ear.
"They're telling him they won't forget him!"

The crack of askaris' whips falling on head and naked shoulders swiftly
reduced the crowd to silence.  Then the commandant faced them all, and
made a speech with that ash-can voice of his--first in German, then in
the Nyamwezi tongue.  Will translated to us sentence by sentence, the
doctor standing on the top step behind us smiling approval.  He seemed
to think we would be benefited by the lecture just as much as the
natives.

It was awful humbug that the commandant reeled off to his silent
audience--hypocrisy garbed in paternal phrases, and interlarded with
buncombe about Germany's mission to bring happiness to subject peoples.

"Above all," he repeated again and again, "the law must be enforced
impartially--the good, sound, German law that knows no fear or favor,
but governs all alike!"

When he had finished he turned to the culprit.

"Now," he demanded, "do you know why you are to be hanged?"

There was a moment's utter silence.  The crowd drew in its breath,
seeming to know in advance that some brave answer was forthcoming.  The
man on the table with his hands behind him surveyed the crowd again
with the gaze of simple dignity, looked down on the commandant, and
raised his voice.  It was an unexpected, high, almost falsetto note,
that in the silence carried all across the square.

"I am to die," he said, "because I did right!  My enemy did what German
officers do.  He stole my young girl.  I killed him, as I hope all you
Germans may be killed!  But hope no longer gathers fruit in this land!"

"Ah-h-h-h!" the crowd sighed in unison.

"Good man!" exploded Fred, and the doctor tried to kick him from
behind--not hard, but enough to call his attention to the proprieties.
His toe struck me instead, and when I looked up angrily he tried to
pretend he was not aware of what he had done.

Under the trees the commandant flew into a rage such I have seldom
seen.  Each land has a temper of its own, and the white man's anger
varies in inverse ratio with his nearness to the equator.  But furor
teutonicus transplanted is the least controllable, least dignified,
least admirable that there is.  And that man's passion was the apex of
its kind.

His beard spread, as a peacock spreads its tail.  His eyes blazed.  His
eyebrows disappeared under the brim of his white helmet, and his
clenched fists burst the white cotton gloves.  He half-drew his
saber--thought better of that, and returned it.  There was an askari
standing near with kiboko in hand to drive back the crowd should any
press too closely.  He snatched the whip and struck the condemned man
with it, as high up as he could reach, making a great welt across his
bare stomach.  The man neither winced nor complained.

"For those words," the commandant screamed at him in German, "you shall
not die in comfort!  For that insolence, mere hanging is too good!"

Then he calmed himself a little, and repeated the words in the native
tongue, explaining to the crowd that German dignity should be upheld at
all costs.

"Fetch him down from there," he ordered.

Schubert sprang on the table and knocked the condemned man off it with
a blow of his fist.  With hands bound behind him the poor fellow had no
power of balance, and though he jumped clear he fell face-downward,
skinning his cheek on the gravel.  The commandant promptly put a foot
on his neck and pinned him down.

"Flog him!" he ordered. "Two hundred lashes!"

It was done in silence, except for the corporal's labored breathing and
the commandant's incessant sharp commands to beat
harder--harder--harder.  A sergeant stood by counting.  The crack of
the whip divided up the silence into periods of agony.

When the count was done the victim was still conscious.  Schubert and a
sergeant dragged him to his feet, and hauled him to the table.  Four
other men--two sergeants and two natives--passed a rope round the table
legs.  Schubert lifted the victim by the elbows so that his head could
pass through the noose, and when that was accomplished the man had to
stand on tiptoe on the soap-box in order to breathe at all.

"All ready!" announced Schubert, and jumped off with a laugh, his white
tunic bloody from contact with the victim's tortured back.

"Los!" roared the commandant

The men hauled on the rope.  Table and soap-box came tumbling away, and
the victim spun in the air on nothing, spinning round, and round, and
round--slower and slower and slower--then back the other way round
faster and faster.

They say hanging is a merciful death--that the pressure of rope on two
arteries produces anesthesia, but few are reported to have come back to
tell of the experience.  At any rate, as is not the case with shooting,
it is easy to know when the victim is really dead.

For seconds that seemed minutes--for minutes that seemed hours the poor
wretch spun, his elbows out, his knees up, his tongue out, his face
wrinkled into tortured shapes, and his toes pointed upward so sharply
that they almost touched his shins.  Then suddenly the toes turned
downward and the knees relapsed.  The corpse hung limp, and the crowd
sighed miserably, to the last man, woman and child, turning its back on
what to them must have symbolized German rule.

They left the corpse hanging there.  It was to be there until evening,
some one said, for an example to frequenters of the market-place.  The
crowd trailed away, none glancing back.  The pattering of feet ceased.
The market-place across the square resumed its hum and activity.  Then
a native orderly came down the steps and touched me on the elbow.  I
struggled to my feet and limped after him up the steps.

Practically at the mercy of the doctor, I made up my mind to be civil
to him whether that suited me or not.  I rather expected he would come
to meet me, perhaps help me to chair, and I wondered how, in my
ignorance of German, I should contrive to answer his questions.

But I need not have worried.  I did not even see him.  He had left by
the back door, and the orderly washed the wound and changed my
bandages.  That was all.  There was no charge for the bandages, and the
orderly was gentle now that his master's back was turned.

"Didn't he leave word when he would see me?" I asked.

"Habandh!" he answered--meaning, "He did not--there is not--there is
nothing doing!"




CHAPTER EIGHT

IPSOS CUSTODES

  We were an ignorant people.  Out of a gloom we came
  Hungering, striving, feasting--vanishing into the same.
  Came to us your foreloopers, told us the gloom was bad,
  Spoke of the Light that might be--simply it could be had--
  Knowledge and wealth and freedom, plenty and peace and play,
  And at all the price of obedience. "Listen and learn and obey,"
  We were told, "and the gloom shall be lifted.  Ignorance surely
      is shame."
  We listened to your foreloopersy till presently Cadis* came.

  We were an ignorant people.  Our law was "an eye for an eye,"
  And he who wronged should right the wrong, and he who stole should die--
  Bad law the Cadis told us, based on the fall of man;
  And they set us to building law-courts on the Pangermanic plan--
  Courts where the gloom of ages should be pierced, said they, with Light
  And scientific theory displace wrong views of Right.
  The Cadis' law was writ in books that only they could read,
  But what should we know of the strings to that?  'Twas gloom when
      we agreed.

  We were an ignorant people.  The Offizieren came
  To lend to law eye, tooth, and claw and so enforce the same.
  Now nought are the tribal customs; free speech is under ban;
  Displaced are misconceptions that were based on fallen man,
  And our gloom has gone in darkness of the risen German's night,
  Nor is there salt of mercy lest it sap the hold of Might.
  They strike--we may not answer, nor dare we ask them why.
  We sold ourselves to supermen.  If we rebel, we die.

-----------------
* Cadi--judge.
-----------------


I sat down once more on the hospital steps, and listened while Fred and
Will relieved themselves of their opinions about German manners.
Nothing seemed likely to relieve me.  I had marched a hundred miles,
endured the sickening pain, and waited an extra night at the end of it
all simply on the strength of anticipation.  Now that the surgeon would
not see me, hope seemed gone.  I could think of nothing but to go and
hide somewhere, like a wounded animal.

But there were two more swift shocks in store, and no hiding-place.
The path to the water-front led past us directly along the southern
boma wall.  Before Fred and Will had come to an end of swearing they
saw something that struck them silent so suddenly that I looked up and
saw, too. Not that I cared very much.  To me it seemed merely one last
super-added piece of evidence that life was not worth while.

Plainly the launch had come from British East, of which Schubert had
spoken.  Hand in hand from the water-front, followed by the obsequious
Schubert, all smiles and long black whip (for the chain-gang trailed
after with the luggage, and needed to be overawed), walked Professor
Schillingschen and Lady Isobel Saffren Waldon.  They seemed in love--or
at any rate the professor did, for he ogled and smirked like a bearded
gargoyle; and she made such play of being charmed by his grimaces that
the Syrian maid fell behind to hide her face.

None of us spoke.  We watched them.  Personally I did not mind the
feeling that the worst had happened at last.  I was incapable of
sounding further depths of gloom--too full of pain bodily to suffer
mentally from threats of what might yet be.  But the other two looked
miserable--more so because Fred's bearded chin perked up so bravely,
and Will set his jaw like a rock.

Not one of us had said a word when the biggest askari we had seen yet
strode up to us--saluted--and gave Fred a sealed envelope.  It was
written in English, addressed to us three by name (although our names
were wrongly spelled).  We were required to present ourselves at the
court-house at once, reason not given.  The letter was signed
"Liebenkrantz,--Lieutenant."

The askari waited for us.  I suppose it would not be correct to say we
were under arrest, but the enormous black man made it sufficiently
obvious that he did not intend returning to the court without us.  The
court-house was not more than two hundred yards away.  As we turned
toward it we saw Lady Saffren Waldon being helped into the commandant's
litter, borne by four men, the commandant himself superintending the
ceremony with a vast deal of bowing and chatter, and Professor
Schillingschen looking on with an air of owning litter, porters,
township, boma, and all.  As we turned our backs on them they started
off toward the neat white dwelling on the hill.

The court was a round, grass-roofed affair, with white-washed walls of
sun-dried brick.  For about four-fifths of the circumference the wall
was barely breast-high, the roof being supported on wooden pillars
bricked into the wall, as well as by the huge pole that propped it up
umbrella-wise in the center.

The remaining fifth of the wall continued up as high as the roof,
forming a back to the platform.  Facing the platform was the entrance,
and on either side benches arranged in rows followed the curve of the
wall.  There was a long table on the platform, at which sat the
lieutenant who had summoned us, with a sergeant seated on either hand.
The sergeants were acting as court clerks, scribbling busily on sheets
of blue paper, and in books.

Behind the lieutenant, in a great gilt frame on the white-washed wall,
was a full-length portrait of the Kaiser in general's uniform.  The
Kaiser was depicted scowling, his gloved hands resting on a saber
almost as ferocious-looking as the one the lieutenant kept winding his
leg around.

All the benches were crowded with spectators, prisoners, witnesses, and
litigants.  Outside, at least two hundred Arabs, Indians, and natives
leaned with elbows on the wall and gazed at the scene within.  The
lieutenant glared, but otherwise took no notice of our entry; he gave
no order, but one of the two sergeants came down from the platform and
kicked half a dozen natives off the front bench to make room for us.

We were mistaken in supposing our case would be called first, or even
among the first.  The floor in the midst of the court was clear except
for a long single line of natives and six askari corporals, each with a
whip in his hand.  It was evident at once that these natives were all
ahead of us, even if those on the benches were not to be heard and
dealt with before our turn came.

"Look at the far end of the line!" whispered Fred.

Lo and behold Kazimoto, looking rather drawn and gray, but standing
bravely, looking neither to the right nor left.  I judged he knew we
were in court--he could hardly have failed to notice our coming in--but
he sturdily refused to turn his head and see us.

"What has he done?" I wondered.

"Nothing more than told some Heinie to go to hell--you can bet your
boots!" said Will.

The lieutenant was in no hurry to enlighten us.  Our boy stood at the
wrong end of the line to be taken first.  The lieutenant called a name,
and two great askaris pounced on the trembling native at the other end
and dragged him forward, leaving him standing alone before the desk.

"Silence!" the lieutenant shouted, and the court became still as death.

He had a voice as mean as a hyena's--a voice that matched his face.
The insolent, upturned twist of his fair mustache showed both corners
of a thin-lipped mouth.  He had the Prussian head, shaped square
whichever way you viewed it.  There was strength in the
jaw-bones--strength in the deep-set bright eyes--strength in the
shoulders that were square as box-corners without any padding--strength
in the lean lithe figure; but it was always brute strength.  There was
no moral strength whatever in the restless fidgeting--the savage
winding and unwinding of his left foot around the saber scabbard, or
the attitude, leaning forward over the table, of petulant pugnacity.
And the cruel voice was as weak as the hand was strong with which he
rapped on the table.

He questioned the boy in front of him sharply--told him he stood
charged with theft--and demanded an answer.

"With theft of what thing, and whose thing?"

The answer was bold.  The trembling had ceased.  Now that he faced
nemesis the strength of native fatalism came to his rescue, bolstering
up the pride that every uncontaminated Nyamwezi owns.  He was not more
than seventeen years old, but he stood there at last like a veteran at
bay.

"Put him down and beat him!" ordered the lieutenant.

"Impudent answers to this court shall always be soundly punished!  Call
the next case while that one is being taught good manners."

A woman was stood in front of the line, fidgety with fear, in doubt
whether to lay her suckling baby on the bench before she faced military
justice.  She laid it on the floor at her feet, hesitated, and then
picked it up again and wrapped it in a corner of the red blanket that
constituted her only dress.

"Take that brat away from her!" the lieutenant ordered.  "She must pay
attention to me.  With that in her arms she will only think of
mothering!"

An askari seized the baby by the arm and leg and gave it with a laugh
to another woman to hold, its mother whimpering with fright until she
saw it safely nestled.

"Quick, now!  What about this one?"

It seemed there was no charge against her.  The two sergeants searched
through the piles of blue sheets in vain.

"Then what the devil is she here for?  What do you want, you?"

The trembling woman pointed to her baby, but was dumb.  It needed
courage to answer that lieutenant, and the crack--crack--crack of a
thick kiboko descending at measured intervals on the naked back of the
boy who had answered boldly was no help toward reassurance.

"Speak!" the lieutenant ordered, "or I shall have you compelled to
speak!"

She burst into sudden volubility.  The dam once down, she poured forth
a catalogue of wrongs that seemed endless, switching off from one
dialect to another and at intervals inserting, apropos apparently of
nothing, the few words of German she had picked up.  The lieutenant
yelled for an interpreter, and a Nyamwezi who knew German rose from the
front bench and came and stood beside her.

"That baby is a white man's," he explained.

"What does she want?"

"She says the white man is the bwana dakitari (the doctor!)."

"Oh!  Then I am glad she came here.  It is time these loose women were
taught a lesson!  They tell the same tale.  They say a white man passed
through the village, gave their father a present, and carried them off.
Is that her tale, too?"

"Yes."

"Well--what of it?  The father agreed at the time when he accepted the
present, didn't he?  The consequence is a baby--not for the first time!
Instead of going back to her village, she comes here and tries to
blackmail the officer!  She is young.  It's the first time she has been
in this court.  This time I will be lenient.  One hundred lashes!"

The interpreter translated, and the woman screamed.  An askari seized
her by the shoulders.  She clung to him, but he threw her to the
ground, and another one tore off the blanket that would have deadened
the blows to some extent.  She begged, and clung to their feet, but the
blows began to rain on her, and presently she lay still, her breasts
flattened against the earth floor, her mouth full of dust, and her
naked body paralyzed by fear of the descending lash.

"Now bring up number one again!" the lieutenant ordered.

The askaris ceased from flogging him.  One of them kicked him to his
feet, and he resumed his stand in front of the lieutenant, looking up
at him as proudly as ever, for all that his back was bruised and bloody.

"Did you steal or did you not?" asked the lieutenant.

"Steal what from whom?"

"Oh, go on beating him! Next case!"

The next man escaped the whip, but his witnesses were less
fortunate.  He brought two men and a woman with him to prove an alibi
on a charge of attempted theft, and the glibness of their answers
convinced the lieutenant they were lying.  In the absence of all
evidence for the prosecution except the unsupported word of a police
askari who admitted a personal grudge against the defendant, the
lieutenant resorted to the whip to change the witnesses' convictions,
but without avail.

The woman yelled under the lash like a demented thing, but, far from
withdrawing her statements, tried to spit in the lieutenant's face when
jerked to her feet and stood again before him--an impossible feat
because the platform on which he sat at the table was too high.  He had
her beaten a second time for spitting.

The next man was a fat Baganda from British territory, charged with
trading without a license.  He pleaded ignorance of the law, and denied
having traded.  He was flogged for telling lies in court, and changed
his testimony under the lash, whereat he was promptly sentenced to a
hundred and fifty lashes and a month on the chain-gang.  Under the lash
a second time, he recanted--swore that his first statements had been
true and that he had done no trading--a mistake in tactics that only
caused the tale of lashes to be increased by fifty and the term on the
chain-gang to be doubled.

"You must learn that the methods taught you on British territory are of
no use here!" remarked the lieutenant.

By the time Kazimoto was called and stood out alone in front of him the
lieutenant was in a boiling rage, and the floor of the court was
actually crowded by prone natives being beaten.  Extra askaris had been
sent for in order that proceedings might not be delayed, and the
audience could scarcely hear the evidence and sentences because of the
crack of whips and the moans of victims. (Not that they all moaned by
any means.  By far the most of them submitted to the torture in grim
proud silence:  but the few who did make a noise--especially the
women--made lots of it.)

As Kazimoto faced the lieutenant he turned once and looked at us.  His
eyes sought Fred's.

"Oh, bwana!" he said--and now for the first time we learned why he had
chosen Fred to be his particular master.  "I have been faithful!
Stroke, then, that beard of yours as Bwana Courtney, my former master,
used to stroke his.  Then we shall both know what to do!"

Fred stroked his beard promptly, for the man needed comfort, not
ridicule:  but the concession to his superstition did none of us any
good.

"Face this way!" the lieutenant shouted at him.  "You are charged with
being a deserter from German service.  Also with giving information to
foreigners.  Also with serving foreigners in their effort to exploit
the country, and with refusing to give proper answers when questioned
by those in authority.  Do you understand?"

"No," said Kazimoto in the most melancholy tone I ever heard from him.

"Are you a Nyamwezi?  Now don't dare to lie to me!"

"Yes."

"You were born in this country?"

"Yes."

"Then you belong in this country!"

"I belong where my master takes me.  My spirit is good.  I am a true
man," Kazimoto answered.

"Your spirit is rotten!  You are a traitor!  What do you mean by
talking to me of your master, you reptile!  Your master is the German
government, of which His Majesty the Kaiser is supreme overlord!  There
is a picture of your master!"  He pointed with a thumb over his
shoulder to the full-length atrocity in oils behind him.  "Salute it!"

The boy obeyed.

"Answer now!  Who is your master?"

Kazimoto hesitated.

"Answer, I order you!"

He turned and pointed a finger at Fred, who nodded.

"That English bwana is my master," he said stoutly.  It was a forlorn
hope, though.  He did not seem to believe that the statement of fact
would do him any good.

Fred jumped to his feet.

"That is perfectly correct," he said in English.  "The boy is my
servant, engaged on British territory, under a contract for wages to be
paid in English money.  He is to be paid off in British East at the end
of my journey."

"Who asked you to speak?" demanded the lieutenant angrily, sitting up
like a startled scorpion.  "Do you not know this is a court?"

"It looks like a shambles!" Fred answered, glancing to right and left
and indicating the victims of the whip writhing in the name of German
justice.

"Shut up, you fool!" counseled Will in a stage whisper, but either Fred
did not hear him, or was too worked up to care.

"Silence! Sit down!"

"I warn you!" Fred answered.  "That boy has claimed British protection.
I shall see he has it!"

Then he sat down.  The lieutenant glared at Kazimoto, the glare
changing to a cold grin as he realized how fully we were all at his
mercy for the moment.

"You are sentenced," he said, "to two hundred lashes for making
impudent answers to the court, and to six months on the chain-gang for
deserting from this country and entering foreign service.  Further
evidence against you will be assembled in the meanwhile, and other
charges against you will be tried on completion of the chain-gang
sentence!"

"I protest!" shouted Fred, jumping up again.  "I give notice of appeal
to whatever higher court there is.  I am ready to give bonds!"

"What does this delay mean?" snapped the lieutenant.  "Put him down at
once and lay the lashes on!"

The unfortunate Kazimoto was pounced on by two askaris and thrown
face-downward on the floor.  One of them tore off his clothes, ripping
up his good English jacket.

"Did you hear my protest?" shouted Fred.  "Did you hear my notice of
appeal?"

"I did," said the lieutenant.  "Appeals are heard at the coast.  You
must give notice by mail, and receive an acknowledgment from the higher
military court before I grant stay of execution.  Lay on the lashes!"

"I will hold you personally liable for this outrage," Fred told him,
"if it costs me all my money and all the rest of my years!  I defy you
to continue!"

"You have yourself to blame!" the lieutenant grinned.  "But for your
uninvited interruption the Nyamwezi would have had a better hearing!
Lay those lashes on harder and more slowly!"

Kazimoto was taking his gruel like a man.  Two askaris were beating
him.  The blows fell at random anywhere below the neck and above the
heels, raising a great welt where they did not actually cut the skin.
He had buried his face in his forearms, and Will had gone to stand near
him, stooping down to encourage him with any words at all that might
seem to serve.

"Stick it out, Kazi!  We'll stand by!  We won't leave you down here!
Remember you've got friends who won't desert you!"

Probably in his agony Kazimoto did not understand a word of it, but the
lieutenant did,--and swiftly took steps to interfere.

"Call the Europeans' cases next!" he shouted, and promptly the German
sergeants stepped down from the platform to marshal us in line.  The
lieutenant went through the form of studying the blue papers, and
called out our names.  That of Brown was included, but Brown was not in
court and we were kept standing there until he had been fetched from
his tent.  He had retired immediately after the hanging to sleep off
the effects of his debauch, and being now deprived of that luxury
arrived between two askaris in a volcanic temper.  He insulted the
lieutenant to begin with.

"A diet o' beer an' sausage don't seem to have filled you full o' good
manners, do it?"

The lieutenant scowled, but for the moment chose to ignore the
pleasantry.

"You people are charged," he said, "with entering German territory
otherwise than by a regular road and without reporting at a customs
station.  Further, with intending to defraud the customs--with carrying
and possessing arms without a license--with being in possession of
ammunition without a permit--with shooting game without a license--with
filibustering--with intentional homicide, in that you shot and killed
certain men of the Masai tribe within German territory--with wandering
at large without permits and with felonious intent; and last, and this
is the most serious charge, with being spies within the military
meaning of that term.  Do you plead guilty or not guilty?"

We were dumb.  Even the crack of the heavy whips on poor Kazimoto's
skin ceased to make impression on us.  Suffering already from my wound
to the point of nausea, I actually reeled before this new deluge of
trouble, and had to hold on to Fred and Will.  They each put an arm
under mine.  It was Brown who spoke and stole from our sails what
little wind there might have been.

"Decline to plead!" he shouted boisterously.  "You're no judge, you're
a pirate!  You're not fit to try natives, let alone white men!  You're
a disgrace, that's what you are!  All you're fit for is to make a
decent fellow glad he needn't know you!"

"Silence!" roared the lieutenant, banging on the table with his open
palm--then with his fist--then with a mallet.

"Silence yourself!" retorted Brown as soon as the hammering ceased.
"You ought to be ashamed o' yourself!  Your court's a bally disgrace,
an' you're the worst thing in it!  You and your Kaiser can go to hell,
and be damned to both of you!"

"One month in jail for contempt of court and Majestaets-beleidigung!"
snapped the lieutenant. "Take him away!"

Quite clearly that was not the first time that a white man had been
imprisoned in Muanza.  There was no hesitation about the way in which
an askari seized Brown's wrists or a sergeant snapped the handcuffs.
He was hustled out expostulating, kicked on the shins by the sergeant
when he faced about to argue, and shoved into a run by both sergeant
and askari.

"You others would better be careful what you say!" said the lieutenant.

"I've a mind to share Brown's cell!" said Will, but the lieutenant
affected not to hear that.

"Since you refuse to plead in this court, you shall be held until the
arrival of Major Schunck from the coast.  Your arms and ammunition are
to be handed over to the askaris, who will be sent to the rest-camp to
receive them.  The askaris will search your belongings thoroughly to
make sure they have all your weapons.  You are ordered confined within
the limits of this township, and if you are detected making any attempt
to trespass outside township limits you will be confined as the Greeks
are within the rest-camp under observation.  The porters you brought
into the country are all to be paid their full wages by you until Major
Schunck shall have dealt with you; the porters are refused permission
to leave Muanza, being needed as witnesses.  Next case!"

He scrawled his signature at the foot of each sheet of blue paper, and
made a motion with his arm that we should leave court.  But we sat down
and waited until the two Nubian giants had finished flogging Kazimoto,
and when they dragged him to his feet Will and Fred walked over to give
him a few words of comfort.  That act of ordinary kindness threw the
lieutenant into another fury.

"Bring the Nyamwezi here!" he ordered, and the askaris hustled him up
in front of the table.

"What do you do?  Have you no manners?  Return proper thanks for the
lesson you have received!"

Kazimoto stood silent.

"For God's sake--" Will began.

"Say 'Thank you' to him, Kazimoto!" Fred whispered.

There is no native word for "Thank you"--only a bastard thing
introduced by tyrants from Europe who never understood the African
contention that the giver rewards himself if his gift is worth anything
at all.

"Asente," said Kazimoto meekly.

"Why don't you salute?  Don't you know where you are?"

"For the love of God salute him!" Will almost shouted.

Kazimoto obeyed.

"Take him and put him on the chain-gang!" ordered the lieutenant. "You
Europeans leave the court!"

"I'm no European!" Will shouted back.  "Thank the Lord I was born in a
country you'll never set foot in!"

"Take them away before I have to make an example of them!" the
lieutenant ordered.

Obediently the askaris gathered about us and hustled us out into the
open, poking at my bandaged wound to get swifter action, and going as
far as to threaten us with their hippo-hide whips.  I trod on the naked
toe of one of them with sufficient suddenness and weight to deprive him
of the use of it for all time, and luckily for me he did not see who
did it.  The askari next to him had boots on, and got the blame.

The black men who were to search our belongings tried to induce us to
hurry, but we insisted on seeing the iron ring riveted to Kazimoto's
neck.  The ring had a shackle on it, and through that they passed the
long chain that held him prisoner in the midst of a gang of forty men.
Nobody washed the wounds on his back.  We bought water from a woman who
was passing with a great jar on her head, and did that much for him.
He was naked.  His clothes that the askaris had torn from him had been
thrown outside the court, and some one had stolen them.  Later they
gave him a piece of cheap calico to bind round his waist, but during
all that hot afternoon he had nothing to keep the sun from his tortured
back; nor would they permit us to give him anything.

The mortification of having one's private belongings gone through by
black men in uniform was made more exasperating still by the fact that
Coutlass and the other Greek and the Goanese were spectators, amusing
themselves with comments that came nearer to causing murder than they
guessed.

The real motive of the search was evident within two minutes from the
commencement.  The askaris could not read, but they showed a most
remarkable affinity for paper that had been written on.  They took the
guns and ammunition first, but after that they emptied everything from
our bags and boxes on to the sand, and confiscated every scrap of
paper, shaking our books to make sure nothing was left between the
leaves.

They even took away our writing material in their zeal to find
information likely to prove useful to their masters.  But they forgot
to search our pockets, so that they overlooked the letter we had
written in code to Monty and had not yet sent away by messenger.

That letter became our most besetting problem.  How to find a runner
who would take it to British East and mail it for us up there without
betraying us first to the Germans was something we could not guess.
Even Fred grew gloomy when we realized there was probably not a native
on the whole countryside with sufficient manhood left in him to dare
make the attempt.  The first overture we might make would almost
certainly be reported to the commandant at once.

"What fools we were not to send Kazimoto with it when he begged us to!"

"What worse than fools!"

"What brutes!  Think what we might have saved him!"

We were unanimous as to that, but unanimity brought no comfort, until
we all together hit on a notion that did ease our feelings a trifle.
Coutlass and his two friends were sitting on camp-stools in the open
where they could have a full view of our doings.  Assuming the
camping-ground to be equally divided between their party and ours, they
were well within our portion.  We decided their curiosity was insolent,
declared inexorable war, and there and then felt better.

Fred went out with a tent-peg and scored in the sand a deep line to
denote our boundary, the Greeks watching, all eyes and guesswork.

"Over the other side with you!" Fred ordered when he had finished.

They refused.  He charged at them, and they ran.

"Whichever of you, man or servant, sets foot on our side of that line
shall be a dead-sure hospital case!" Fred announced.  "We'll
reciprocate by leaving your side of the camp to you!"

"Who made you men rulers of this rest-camp?" Coutlass demanded.

"We did," Fred answered.  "We've lost our rifles just as you have.
We'll fight you with bare hands and skin you alive if you trespass!"

"Gassharamminy!" shouted Coutlass.  "By hell and Waterloo, you mistake
me for a weakling!  Wait and see!"

We had to wait a very long and weary time, but we did see.  In the days
that followed, when my wound festered and I grew too ill to drag myself
about, Fred and Will were able to leave me alone in the camp without
any fear of a visit from the Greeks.  It was not that there was much
left worth stealing, but a mere visit from them might have had
consequences we could never have offset.  Alone, unable to rise, I
could not have forced them to leave, and their lingering would surely
have been interpreted by the guard, who always watched them from the
corner of the road, as evidence of collusion of some sort between them
and us.

Just at that time Coutlass, as it happened, would have liked nothing
better in the world than the chance to persuade the Germans that he was
in our councils.  Fred's mere irritable determination to divide the
camp in halves saved us in all human probability from a trap out of
which there would have been no escape.




CHAPTER NINE


"SPEAK YE, AND SO DO"

  Ok Thou, who gavest English speech
        To both our Anglo-Saxon breeds,
  And didst adown all ages teach
        That Art of crowning words with deeds,
  May we, who use the speech, be blest
        With bravery, that when shall come
  In thy full time our hour of test--
        That promised hour of Christendom,
  We may be found, whate'er our need,
        How grim soe'er our circumstance,
  Unwilling to be fed or freed,
        Or fame or fortune to enhance
  By flinching from the good begun,
        By broken word or serpent plan,
  Or cruelty in malice done
        To helpless beast or subject man.
                                Amen


There was method, of course, behind the difference in treatment
extended to us and to the Greeks.  The motive for making Coutlass sell
his mules and stay within the miserable confines of the rest-camp was
to make sure he had money enough to feed himself, and to cut off all
opportunity for swift escape.  Not for a second were the Germans
sufficiently unwary to admit collusion with him.

The real ownership of the three mules was left in little doubt when
they were sold at public auction and bought in by Schillingschen.  Fred
and Will attended the auction the day following our scene in court, and
extracted a lot of amusement from bidding against Schillinschen,
compelling him finally to pay a good sum more than the mules were worth.

Coutlass was in a strange predicament.  The looting of Brown's cattle
had been a bid for fortune on his own account.  Yet by causing us to
give chase he had brought us into the German net more handily than ever
they had hoped.  So it was reasonable on his part to suppose that if he
could betray us more completely still, he might get rewarded instead of
treated as a broken tool.

Yet he did not dare to approach our camp, for fear lest Fred should
carry out his threat and fight.  The fight would certainly be reported
by the askari on watch at the crossroads, and that would destroy his
chance of making believe to be in our confidence.  So he kept sending
notes to me when the others were absent, even the native boy who
brought them--not daring to enter our camp, but fastening the message
to a stone and throwing it in through the tent door.

They were strange, illiterate messages, childishly conceived, varying
between straight-out offers to help us escape and dark insinuations
that he knew of something it would pay us well to investigate.

It was an English missionary spending three days in Muanza on his way
to Lake Tanganika, who came to see what he could do for my wound and
cleared up the mystery quite a little by reporting what he had heard in
the non-commissioned mess, where he had been invited to eat a meal.

"The Greek," he said, "is trying to curry favor by pretending he knows
your plans.  If he succeeds in worming into your confidence and
persuading you to make plans to escape with him, they will feel
justified in putting you in jail--and that, I understand, is where they
want you."

"Will you do me a favor?" I asked.

He hesitated.  It was kindness that had sent him down to ease my pain,
if possible, not anti-Germanism; it was part of German policy to pose
as the friend of all missionaries, and if anything he was prejudiced
against us--particularly against Brown, whom he had visited in jail,
and who assured him the only hymn he ever sang was "Beer, glorious
beer!"

"That depends," he answered.

"We are quite sure any letters we write will be opened," I said.

He answered that he could hardly believe that.

"If we could send a letter unopened to British East it would solve our
worst problem," I told him.  "If you know of a dependable messenger who
would carry our letter, I would contribute fifty pounds out of my own
pocket to the funds of your mission."

I made a mistake there, and realized it the next moment.

"What kind of letter is worth fifty pounds?" he asked me.  "Isn't it
something illegal that you fear might get you into worse trouble if
opened and read?"

I argued in vain, and only made my case worse by citing as an instance
of German official turpitude the staff surgeon's neglect of me.

"But he tells me you refuse to be treated by him!" he answered.  "He
says you enter his hospital and are insolent if he happens to be too
busy to attend to you at once.  He says you refuse to let a native
orderly dress your wound!"

He had been entertained to one meal at the commandant's house on the
hill, and regaled by awful accounts of our ferocity.  I did not succeed
in inserting as much as the thin end of a different view until he asked
me how a man's name could be professor Schillingschen and his wife's
Lady Isobel Saffren Waldon.

"I don't understand about titles," he said. "Shouldn't she take his
name, or else he hers, or something?"

I assured him that marriage had never as much as entered the head of
either of them.

"They're simply living together," I said. "He's a cynical brute.  She's
a designing female!"

The missionary mind recoiled and refused to believe me.  But after he
had thought the matter over and seen the probability, he swung over to
a sort of lame admission that a few more of my statements might perhaps
be true.

"I will take your letter and guarantee its delivery in British East,
provided I may read it and do not disapprove of its contents." he
volunteered.

"That's not unreasonable," I said, "but the letter is in code."

"I should have to see it decoded."

I told him to find Fred and Will.  He came on them sitting smoking
under the great rock near the waterfront that had been inset with a
bronze medallion of Bismarck, and startled them almost into committing
an assault on him, by saying that he wanted our secret code at once.
They had been trying to get tobacco to Brown, and sweetmeats to
Kazimoto, had failed in both efforts and were short-tempered. He
explained after they had insulted him sufficiently, and they walked
down to the camp one on either hand, apologizing all the way.  I
imagine they had criticized missions of all denominations pretty
thoroughly.

In the end he decided not to read the letter at all.

"I have reached the conclusion you three men are gentlemen," he said,
"and would not take advantage of me.  I will take your letter to Ujiji,
and send it to the south end of Lake Tanganika, to be put in the
British mail bag for Mombasa by way of Durban.  It will take a long
time to reach its destination--perhaps two months; but I will have it
registered, and it will undoubtedly get there."

That he kept his word and better we had ample proof later on, but I did
not bless him particularly fervidly at the time, for he went straight
to the doctor and repeated my complaints.  He left for Ujiji the next
day, and the net result of his friendly interference was that the
doctor refused me any sort of attention at all--even a change of
bandages.

Fred and Will did their best for me, but it was little.  I read in
their faces, and in their studied cheerfulness when speaking in my
presence, that they had made up their minds I was going to lose the
number of my mess.  They went to the commandant and the lieutenant
besides the doctor in efforts to secure for me some sort of
consideration, but without result; and they wrote at least six letters
to the British East African Protectorate government that we ascertained
afterward never reached their destination.  They tried to register one
letter, but registration was refused.

"Why don't they jail us simply, and have done with it?"--Will kept
wondering aloud.

"They will when it suits their books," said I.  "For the present they
scarcely dare.  Word might reach the British government.  They're
breaking no international law by holding us here and keeping tabs on
us."

Before many days I grew unable to leave the hard cork mattress on the
camp-bed in Fred's tent.  They went again to the commandant, this time
determined to force the issue.

"I will send some one," he told them, and they came away delighted that
strong language should succeed where politeness formerly had failed.

But all the commandant did send was an askari twice a day, to lean on
his rifle in the tent door, leer at me, and march away again.

"He comes to see if I'm dead," said I.  "It would be inconvenient to
have me die in jail; there might be inquiries afterward from British
East.  After I'm dead and buried they'll jail you two healthy ones, and
keep you until you 'blab'!"

"Why don't we straight out tell 'em we don't know a thing about the
ivory?" wondered Will.

"Because they wouldn't believe us!" Fred answered.

Seven days after the sentry's first call the doctor took to coming in
person to look at me.  He never except once stepped inside the tent,
but was satisfied to give me a glance of contempt and go away again,
once or twice taking pains to inspect the Greeks' camp before leaving.
He usually had Schubert trailing in his wake, and gave him stern orders
about sanitation which nobody ever carried out.  The sanitary
conditions of that rest-camp were simply non-existent until we came
there, and we had gone to no pains on the Greeks' account.

But the Greeks did us an unexpected good turn, though it looked like
making more trouble for us at the time.  They began to complain of lack
of exercise, and to grow actually sick for want of it.  Because of
that, and jealousy, they raised a clamor about our freedom to go
anywhere within township limits as against their strict confinement to
the camp.  The commandant came down to the camp in person to hear what
they had to say, and being in a good humor saw fit to yield a point.
Being a military German, though, he could not do it without attaching
ignominious conditions.

There was a band attached to the local company of Sudanese--an affair
consisting of four native war-drums and two fifes.  They knew eight
bars of one tune, and were proud of it, the fifers blowing with beef
and pluck and the drummers thundering native fashion, which means that
the only difference between their noise and a thunder-storm was in the
tempo.

Day after day, twice a day, whether it rained or shone, it seemed to be
the law that this "band" should patrol the whole township limits,
playing its only tune, lifting the tops of men's heads with its
infernal drumming, and delighting nobody except the players and the
township urchins, who marched in its wake rejoicing.

The Greeks and the Goanese were given leave to march with the band
twice a day for the sake of exercise.  They refused indignantly.  The
commandant flew into the rage that is the birthright of all German
officials, but suddenly checked himself; he had a brilliant idea.

He withdrew the permission and changed it to an order that Coutlass and
his two friends should march with the band twice daily for the sake of
their health, on pain of imprisonment should they refuse.

"And I will prove to you," he said, "that the good German rule is
impartial.  All aliens awaiting trial and confined within the township
limits shall march with the band if they are able!"  As an afterthought
he added magnanimously:  "Those in the jail, too, provided they have
not been sentenced for serious crimes!"

So Coutlass, his Greek friend, the Goanese, Fred, Will, and Brown of
Lumbwa marched about the town twice daily, at seven in the morning and
three in the afternoon, a journey of five miles, Fred and Will making
no objection because it gave them a chance to talk with Brown.  There
were strict orders against talking, and four askaris armed with rifles
marched behind to enforce the rule as well as keep guard over Brown.
But the drums were so thunderous and the shrill fifes so lusty that the
askaris could not hear conversation pitched in low tones.

"Brown says," said Fred, returning from the first march, "that he
sleeps with only a sheet of corrugated iron between him and the ward
where the chain-gang lies.  He can talk with Kazimoto when he happens
to be at that end of the chain.  They've nothing but planks to lie on,
any of them.  He says Kazimoto seems determined to kill the lieutenant
who sentenced him, and as soon as he's off the chain we'd better grab
him and hurry him out of the country."

"Six months!" said I. "Splendid advice!  How many of us will be alive
or at liberty six months from now? Not I, at any rate!"

"How d'you suppose they discipline the chain-gang?" Fred asked,
ignoring my growing hopelessness.

"With the lash," said I.  "I've seen!"

"That's by day," said Fred.  "They've better ways at night.  One plan
is no supper or breakfast; but the champion scheme is the doctor's.
On complaint by the askaris that a man on the chain has shirked his
work, or answered back, or been obstreperous, the doctor serves him out
a handful of strong pills and sees him swallow them.  They don't
unchain them at night.  D'you get the idea?"

"Not yet."

"Every time the man has to go outside he must wake the whole gang and
take them with him!  They're weary after working twelve hours at a
stretch.  After the second or third time up they begin to object pretty
strenuously.  After the third or fourth time he's so unpopular that
he'd almost rather die than wake them.  Imagine the result, and what he
suffers!"

Despondency began to have hold of me, and I no longer wished to live.
The doctor's momentary daily visits increased my loathing for the crew
who tyrannized there in the name of Progress, and I could see no way of
retaliating.  I became seized with a sort of delirious conviction that
if only I could die and be out of the way my friends would be far
better able to contrive without me.  There is no convalescence in a
mood of that sort, and each morning found me nearer death than the
last.  Then malaria developed, to give me the finishing touch, and
although strangely enough I grew less instead of more delirious, Fred
and Will at last made no secret of their belief that I was doomed.

I myself was as sure of death as they were of dinner, and had better
appetite for my fate than they for the meal, when one morning the
doctor came earlier than usual.  He had Schubert with him, and they
both peered through the tent door.  I was alone, for Fred and Will were
in the other tent.  The doctor stepped inside and examined me closely,
drawing up the mosquito net to see my face.  I did not trouble to speak
to him, or even to open my eyes after the first glimpse.  He spoke to
Schubert in German, let the net fall again, and went away.  Schubert
spat and rubbed his hands, and swung along after him.

Then I heard Will and Fred arguing.

"Don't be a fool!"  That was Fred's voice.

"I tell you I'll tell him!"

"Fine thing to tell a poor devil that's dying!  Let him die in peace!"

"No.  He has guts, for I've seen him use 'em.  I shall tell him.  You
wait here!"

But they both came in, and sat one on either side of my bed.

"Did you hear what that doctor person said to the sergeant-major?"
asked Will.

"I don't talk his beastly language," I answered.

"He said you'll be dead by this evening!  He told Schubert to go and
get the chain-gang and have them dig your grave at noon instead of
laying off for dinner.  He added they'll have you buried and out of the
way by four or five o'clock.  Then Schubert asked him--"

"No need to tell him that!" Fred objected.  But Will was watching my
face keenly, and went on.

"Schubert asked him who was to say whether you are dead or not.  What
d'you suppose the answer was?"

Fred objected again, but Will waved him aside.

"The answer he gave Schubert was:  'Once he is covered with two meters
of earth, I shall not hesitate to sign a certificate!'--So now you know
what to expect!"

Will smiled as he watched me.  His face was as keen and calm as Fred's
was troubled.

"Take more than his guesswork to put you where he'd like to have
you--eh?" he laughed.  And I sat up.

Fred began to grin too.  "You were right, Will!" he admitted.

It was not anger that swept over me and gave me new strength.  Anger, I
think, would have hastened the end.  It was sudden recognition of my
own superiority to the devils who knew so little mercy.  It was simple
inability in the last recourse to admit myself able to be their victim.
Even my leg felt better.  I demanded food; and by the time they
returned from their morning march around the township I had made my boy
dress me and was sitting up.

We dated the turn of the tide of our fortunes from that hour.
Certainly from that day we began to prosper--at first gradually, but
after a while in the old swift way that had made all our ventures with
Monty such amazingly amusing work.

We saw the chain-gang--Kazimoto last, with a shovel over his
shoulder--march away at noon to dig me a grave in the sand close to
where they burned the township refuse.  Fred and Will went and watched
them a while, contriving to slip a paper of snuff into Kazimoto's hand
while he rested and let the pick-men labor.  (Snuff to a Nyamwezi is as
comforting as an old sweet pipe to nine white men out of ten.)

When Schubert came that evening at five with an old sack to put my body
in, and plenty of askaris to help decide disputes, I was standing up.
He could not very well make even himself believe that a man who could
speak and walk was dead, but he could be immensely enraged by what he
was pleased to call my schweinspiel.* He cursed me in every language he
knew, including several native ones, and ended by threatening to make
sure of me before going to so much trouble a second time.  [*Literally,
pig-play.]

We enraged him still further by laughing at him, and Fred got out his
concertina that for many days past had lain idle.  The first few notes
of it made me realize more than any other thing could have done what
depths of despondency we must have plumbed, for hitherto, for as long
as I had known Fred, he had always been able with that weird instrument
of his to rouse his own spirits and so stir the rest of us.  He resumed
old habits now, and gloom departed.

That evening I went to bed like a new man, and for the first night for
long weeks slept until dawn, awaking hungry.  My leg began to mend.  We
all saw the absurdity, if nothing else, of the treatment meted out to
us, based on no better grounds than our supposed possession of a
secret.  Laughter brought good hope.  Hope gave us courage, and courage
set Fred and Will hunting for a means of escape.  We decided there and
then that to wait for this Major Schunck to come from the coast and
pass judgment on us was a ridiculous waste of time as well as highly
dangerous.

The first discovery Fred and Will made was that there were footholds
cut in the great granite rock in which the Bismarck medallion was set.
They climbed it, and discovered that from the summit they could see all
Muanza harbor from the shore line to the island in the distance.
Sitting up there, they presently spotted a native dhow drawn up with
bow to the beach with the indefinable, yet unescapable air of rather
long disuse.

Resisting the first temptation to hurry along the shore and examine it,
they returned to camp to tell me of the find, and sent Simba,
Kazimoto's understudy, to find out whose the dhow was and why it lay
there.  They explained it was a fairly big dhow, and might be laid up
there on account of leakiness.

But Simba came back grinning with the news that the dhow belonged to an
Indian from British East who had been jailed for smuggling.  The dhow
had been sold to pay his court fine, and was now owned by a Punjabi who
had bought it as a speculation and repented already of his bargain,
because the Germans would grant him no license to use it and nobody
else would buy.

They went off again to have another distant view of it and to try and
invent some means of inspecting it closely without betraying their
purpose.  I was already able to walk with the aid of a stick, although
not fast enough to keep up with them, and curiosity taking hold of me I
called two of our servants to give me a supporting arm and limped off
to see the grave the chain-gang had recently dug for me.

It was a struggle to get there, but it seemed to me the trip was worth
it.  I found the grave about a foot too short, but otherwise
commensurate, and sat down on a stone beside it to consider a number of
things.  A convalescent man sitting beside his own grave may be
forgiven for amusing himself with a lot of near-philosophy, and if I
trespassed over the borders of common sense on that occasion I claim it
was not without excuse.

My meditations were disturbed by the arrival on the scene of the very
last man I expected.  We had been told that Professor Schillingschen
had gone out on a journey, leaving his "wife" in the care of the
commandant; yet I looked up suddenly to see him standing on the other
side of the grave with both hands in the pockets of his knickerbockers
and a grin of malevolent amusement showing through the tangled mass of
hair that hid his lower face.

"Yours?" he asked.

I nodded.

"A close call!  I have seen closer!  I have stood so close to the brink
of death that the width of an eyelash would have damned me!"

"Piffle!" I answered rudely.  "How can the already damned be damned
again?"

He laughed.

"You are sick still.  You are petulant.  Never mind.  I was coming to
call on you.  I watched you leave the camp from the top of that hill
behind you, and followed.  It is better.  We can talk here without
being overheard.  Send those natives away!"

"Certainly not!" I answered, but I reckoned without the professor and
the fear his hairy presence instilled in them.

"Go!" he said simply in the native tongue; and although I ordered them
at once to stay by me they ran back to the camp as fast as their legs
could carry them.

"How do you feel now?" the professor asked.

I stared at him, wondering just what he meant.

"I mean, without a pistol!"

I saw the point.  The rest-camp was not far away, but as far as I could
judge we were quite out of sight from it, and unless there should
happen to be some one hiding among the rocks at the foot of the hill
behind me we were quite alone, unless, as was probable, he had placed
one or two of his own hangers-on in hiding within call.

"This grave should be a lesson to you!" he grinned.

"It has been," I answered.

"An illustration," he suggested.

"A period," said I.

"To your youth?" he asked maliciously.  "To the age of folly?"

"To the time," I said, "when any man could blackmail me.  I would go
into that grave ten times rather than tell you what you want to know!"

"There are worse places than the grave!" he said, beginning to leer
savagely.  His eyes glittered.  He could scarcely find patience for
argument.  The thin veneer of his first mock-friendliness was gone
utterly.

"I imagine that German colonial life is far worse than death," said I.

"German will be the only rule in Africa," he answered.  "You fools of
English have set your hopes on the Christian missionary.  No
weaker-backed camel could exist!  The German Michael is wiser!  Islam
is the key to the native mind--Islam and the lash--they understand
that!  In a few years there will be nothing in Africa that is not
German from core to epidermis!  As to whether you shall live to see
that day or not depends on yourself, my young friend!"

Being quite sure that he had a plan in mind that nothing would prevent
him from unfolding, I did not waste effort or words on prompting him,
but sat still.  My silence and apparent lack of curiosity disturbed
him; there is nothing your bully likes better than to force his victim
into a war of words.

"I will be short and blunt with you!" he began again.  "I know your
history!  You were in Portuguese Africa with Lord Montdidier.  There he
came in possession of the secret of Tippoo Tib's ivory; how, I do not
yet know, but you shall tell me that presently!  You and your friends
came with him to Zanzibar, where you made certain inquiries--sufficient
to set the Sultan of Zanzibar by the ears.  You left Zanzibar for
Mombasa, and for some reason that you shall also tell me presently,
Lord Montdidier did not leave the ship at Mombasa but continued the
voyage toward London.  Certain individuals decided that it would be
better not to permit Lord Montdidier to reach Europe alive.  There were
agents charged with the duty of attending to that.  It was considered
safest to throw him overboard into the Mediterranean; men were ordered
by cable to board the ship at Suez.  Yet when the ship reached Suez
nobody knew anything about him!  Tell me where he left the ship, and
why!"

He glared with eyes accustomed to extorting facts from savages,
depending on physical weakness so to undermine my will that I would
give my secret away, perhaps without knowing it.

I lowered my eyes, not being minded to match the strength of my
eye-muscles against his.  The news that Monty had not reached Suez as a
matter of fact made me feel physically sick.  If it were true, it meant
most likely that he had been the victim of foul play, for that steamer
was not scheduled to stop anywhere before reaching the Suez Canal.  As
for the people on the ship knowing nothing about him they no doubt
preferred not to talk to strangers.  That sort of news is easily kept
under cover for a while.  Schillingschen grew angry at my silence, and
changed his tactics.

"Where did he leave the ship?" he shouted--suddenly--savagely.

I did not answer.  He came round to my side of the grave, and laid a
heavy clenched fist on my shoulder.  It seemed to weigh like lead in
the weak condition I was in.

"You shall tell me what Lord Montdidier is doing now, or that grave
shall resemble in your imagination a bed of roses!"

He seized my neck in a grasp like iron, and squeezed it.  I rose
suddenly and struck him in the stomach with my elbow.  Strength had
returned more swiftly than I had guessed, or perhaps it was indignation
at the touch of his fingers.  At any rate he staggered clear of me, and
I thought he would assault me now in real earnest; but perhaps he
suspected me of having weapons concealed somewhere.  Instead of rushing
at me like an angry bull he calmed himself and laughed.

"You are strong for a man they thought of burying!"' he said.  "Never
mind!  You shall see reason presently!  It is well understood that you
and your friends know where Tippoo Tib's ivory is hidden.  You imagine
you can keep the secret.  If you keep it, you shall never make use of
it, my young friend!  If you choose to tell, you shall be suitably
rewarded!  Come now--I thought you were going to look for it down in
these parts.  I admit you fooled me.  You simply made a false move to
draw attention off from Lord Montdidier.  Tell me where he is and what
he does--and--or--"

"And what?  Or what?"  I demanded, as insolently as I knew how.  I saw
no sense in answering him gently.

"I will show you!"

I had begun to feel weak again, but he offered me an arm, and since he
seemed in no hurry I was able to struggle along beside him.  We took to
the main road and when we reached the D.O.A.G. he called for a hammock
and some porters.  Being carried in that way was sheer luxury after the
walk in my weak state, and I lay back feeling like a tripper on
vacation.  I saw Fred and Will climbing down from their observation
post on top of the Bismarck monument, but he did not notice them.

Every German sergeant, and every askari we passed saluted us with about
twice as much respect as I had ever seen them show the commandant; and
Schillingschen returned salutes much less carefully than he, merely by
a curt nod, or one raised finger.  Apparently the military feared him,
for when we passed the commandant, who was personally superintending
the flogging of two natives in the market-place for not saluting
himself, he took several paces forward to make sure Schillingschen
should see his act of homage.  The professor merely nodded in return,
and I began to I wonder whether there was a rift in the lute of
Muanza's official good relations.  Surely I hoped so.  Anything
calculated to set the Germans' garrison life at odds looked to me like
the gift of heaven!

Schillingschen, striding beside the hammock, directed our course along
the shore-front under palm-trees, planted in stately rows with
meticulous precision.  He kept far enough to one side to avoid the
charge of being seen walking with me, but from time to time tossed me
remarks calculated to keep my nerves on edge.

"What I shall show you is by way of warning!" was a remark he repeated
two or three times.  Then:  "A native can always be made to talk by
flogging him.  Some white men need sterner measures!"

We left the commandant's house on the hill far behind and followed the
curve of the lake shore, toward a rocky promontory with a clump of
thick jungle behind it.  Fear began to get its work in, until the
thought came that what he most desired was to make me afraid; then I
managed to summon sufficient contempt for him and his tribe to regain
my nerve and once more almost enjoy the promenade.

He halted the hammock bearers at a spot about three hundred yards away
from the promontory and, leaving them standing there, turned inland
with a hand on my arm to give me support and direction.  We followed a
path that was fairly well marked out and trodden, but rough, and
several times I should have fallen but for his help.  My legs still
refused any sort of strenuous duty.

"The staff surgeon at this station is a man of ideas," he announced as
we rounded a big rock and passed down a narrow glade in the jungle.
"He is original.  He is not like some of our official fools.  He
studies."

I refused to seem curious, and walked beside him in silence.

"He studies sleeping sickness.  If he can find the key to the solution
of that scourge it will mean promotion for him.  He has noticed that
the sleeping sickness is always at its worst beside the lake, and
putting two and two together like a sensible man has reached the
conclusion that the disease may be propagated in some way in the blood
of these things."

We emerged into a clearing in which a pool more than a hundred yards
long and nearly as many wide was formed naturally by a hollow in the
surface of a great sheet of granite.  The pool was fed by a trickle of
water from a jumble of rocks at one end.  At the other end the bottom
of the pond sloped upward gradually, so that a ramp of smooth rock was
formed, emerging out of shallow water.  A stone wall had been built
about three feet high to enclose that end of the pond, and all the way
along both sides the granite had been broken and chipped until the
edges were sheer and unclimbable.

"Look!" he said, pointing.

I looked and grew sick.  On the ramp, half in the water and half out
lay about a hundred crocodiles basking in the sun, their yellow eyes
all open.  They were aware of us, for they began to move slowly higher
out of water as if they expected something.

"You see that post?" asked Schillingschen.

The stump of a dead tree that he referred to stood up nearly straight
out of a crack in the rock, and a few yards above water level.  The
crocodiles all lay nose toward it, some of them twelve or fourteen feet
long, some smaller, and some very small indeed, all interested to
distraction in the dead tree-trunk.

"That is where he feeds them," Schillingschen announced.  "He has
tested them for hearing, smell, and eyesight.  By making fast a living
animal to that post be has been able to convince himself that from
about nine in the morning until five in the afternoon their senses are
limited.  Only occasionally do they come and take the bait between
those hours.  They are hungriest in the early morning just before
daylight.  Recently a large ape tied to the post at midday was not
killed and eaten until four next morning, and that is about the usual
thing, although not the rule.  Now my proposal is--"

He stepped back and eyed me with the coldest look of appraisal I ever
sickened under.  I blenched at last--visibly suffered under his eye,
and he liked it.

"--that you tell your secret or be fastened to that post from noon,
say, until the crocodiles make an end of you!"

He stepped back a pace farther, perhaps to gloat over my discomfort,
perhaps from fear of some concealed weapon.

"You have not much time to arrive at your decision!"

He took another pace backward.  It occurred to me then that he was
looking for some one he expected.  Nobody turning up, he began to
gather loose stones and throw them at the reptiles, driving them down
into deep water, first in ones and twos and then by dozens.  Most of
them swam away to the far side of the pool, and hid themselves where it
was deep.

Then, panting with having run, there came a native who looked like a
Zulu, for he had enormous thighs and the straight up and down carriage,
as well as facial characteristics.

"You are late!" shouted Schillingschen in German "Warum?  What d'ye
mean by it?"

The man opened his mouth wide and made grimaces.  He had no tongue.
Schillingschen laughed.

"This is a servant who does no tattling in the market-place!" he said,
turning again toward me.  "He and I can tie you to that post easily.
What do you say?"

There was nothing whatever to say, or to do except wonder how to
circumvent him, and nothing in sight that could possibly turn into a
friend--except a little tuft of faded brown that out of the corner of
my eye I detected zigzagging toward me in the direction from which we
had come.  A moment later I knew it really was a friend.  "Crinkle," a
mongrel dog that Fred had adopted the day after our arrival, breasted
the low rise, saw me, gave a yelp of delight and came scampering.

The dog sniffed my knee to make sure of me, and then trotted over to
sniff Schillingschen.  The professor stooped down to pat him, rubbed
his ear a moment to get the dog's confidence, and then seized him
suddenly by both hind legs.  I saw what he intended too late.

"Stop, or I'll kill you!" I shouted, and made a rush at him.  But he
swung the yelping dog and hurled him far out into the pool.

A second later my fist crashed into his face and he staggered backward.
A second later yet the dumb Zulu pinned my elbows from behind and set
his knee into the small of my back with such terrific force that I
yelled with pain.  Then Schillingschen approached me and began to try
to drive my teeth in with unaccustomed fists.  He loosened my front
teeth, but cut his own knuckles, so began looking about for a stick.

Strangely enough my own attention was less fixed on Schillingschen than
on the wretched "Crinkle" swimming frantically for shore.  Dog-like he
was making straight for me, and there was no possibility whatever of
his being able to scramble up the steep side.  I shouted to call his
attention, and tried to motion to him to swim toward shallow water, but
the Zulu would not let my arms free, and the dog only thought I was
urging him to hurry.

Schillingschen found a stick and came back to give me a hammering with
it just at the moment when a crocodile saw "Crinkle."  A blow landed on
my head, cut my forehead, and sent the blood down into my eyes at the
same moment that  I heard the dog's yelp of agony; and next time I
looked at the pond there was a tiny whirlpool on the surface, slightly
tinged with red.

"You swine!" I shouted at Schillingschen, trying to break loose and
attack him.  For answer he raised his cudgel in both hands and stood on
tiptoe to get leverage.  If that blow had landed it must have broken
something, for he was strong as a gorilla; but somebody shouted--I
recognized Fred's voice, and in another second he and Will charged down
on us.  Schillingschen turned about to strike Fred instead of me, but
Will's fist hit him on the ear and split it.  The professor staggered
backward, and a moment later Fred had felled the Zulu.  I reeled from
weakness and excitement, and nearly fell down.

"Throw him to the crocks, you men!" I urged madly.  "He threw Crinkle
in.  Throw him!  Nobody'll ever know!  He'd have dared throw me in!
Nobody comes here!  Throw him in and trust the crocks to leave no
trace!"

"Shut up, you fool!" growled Fred.

"Did you see him throw that dog in?" I retorted.

"No," he answered, "but I saw him strike you.  That's enough!  I'll
deal with him!"

I suppose Fred intended to knock the professor down and belabor him
with the same stick he had used on me, but the plan died stillborn.
Schillingschen bethought him of his hip-pocket, produced a repeating
pistol, and leveled it.

"Any nonsense, and I shoot you all!" he announced.

That ended the battle as far as we were concerned.  We had no firearms.
Schillingschen wasted no time on explanations, but beckoned his Zulu
and walked off, striding at a great pace and only looking back over his
shoulder once or twice to make sure we were not in pursuit.

Fred and Will lent me an arm apiece and we followed slowly, I
recounting as fast as I could all that had happened, and they trying to
chaff me back into a sensible frame of mind.

"That was a decent dog!" I insisted.  "He slept on my bed those nights
when I had fever!"

"I know it," Fred answered.  "Will and I lay and scratched, while you
rested, with proper flea-food for protection!  Don't worry, we'll find
you another dog!"

Schillingschen's consideration for my wound had vanished with the
chance of making use of me.  As we emerged into the open we saw him in
the distance lolling in the hammock he had brought me in.

"Never mind!" grinned Will.  "I'll bet the brute has an earache!"

"And teeth-ache!" added Fred.

"And I'll bet he has gone to prepare us a hot reception!" said I.  "He
owns this town!"

But nothing happened immediately on our return into the town.  Actually
Fred and Will had been outside township limits and could be arrested;
suspecting foul play as soon as they saw me with Schillingschen, they
had followed at once.  They were as mystified as I when no swift
vengeance lit on them.  We saw Schillingschen carried in the hammock up
the steep path leading to the commandant's house; but no one came down
again.  After we got back to camp we spent all the rest of the day
waiting for the vengeance we felt sure was overdue, but none came.
Toward evening we even began to grow hopeful again and to talk about
the dhow.  Fred and Will had examined it through field-glasses from the
top of the rock, and were optimistic 'regarding its size and general
condition.

"Even if it leaks rather badly," said Will, "we could reach some
island, and beach it there, and caulk it."

"How about that launch, that brought the professor and Lady Saffren
Waldon?" I asked.

"What about it?"

"Couldn't they follow us with that?"

"You bet they could!" said Will.        "We've either got to spike the
launch's boilers, or give them the complete slip on a dark night!"

"We might steal the launch!" suggested Fred, but that was too wild a
proposal to be taken seriously.  The launch was the apple of the German
governmental eye, and the engine crew slept on it always.

The prospect was unpromising as ever, yet I went to bed and listened to
the strains of Fred's concertina in the next tent with less foreboding
than at any time since reaching Muanza, and fell asleep to the tune of
Silver Hairs among the Gold, a melancholy piece that Will liked to sing
when hope or courage stirred him.

I was awakened near midnight of a moonless black night by a hand on my
bedclothes and the light of a lantern in my eyes.

"Hus-s-s-h!" said some one. "Don't speak yet!  Listen!"

It was a woman's voice, and it puzzled me indescribably, for a sick
man's wits don't work swiftly as a rule when he lies between sleeping
and waking.

"Listen!" said the voice again.  "I must come to terms with you three
men!  You are the only hope left me!  I have no friends in Muanza--and
none whom I trust!  Those Greeks and that Goanese would sell me to the
first bidder, and these Germans are worse than dogs!"

"But who are you?" I asked stupidly.

For answer she held the lantern so that I could see her face.  Her hand
trembled, and the unsteady light threw baffling shadows, but even so I
could see she looked drawn and aged.

"Where is your maid, then, Lady Waldon?" I asked, for it seemed to me
that was one friend who had served her through thick and thin.

"Ask the commandant!" she answered.  "The poor fool thinks he will
marry her!  Little she knows of the German method!  I am alone!  I have
not even a servant any longer!  I have walked through the shadows from
the commandant's house, only lighting this lantern after I was inside
the hedge.  Nobody knows I am here.  One watchman was asleep; the
others did not see me.  All you need fear is those Greeks.  As long as
they don't suspect I am here we can talk safely."

I tumbled out of bed on the far side, and went to waken the other two.
After a hurried consultation we decided my tent was the best for the
interview, because of the light that had burned in it nearly always
while I was so deathly ill.  We wrapped ourselves in blankets, and Fred
went and shook Simba awake.

"Watch those Greeks!" he ordered him.  "If they show signs of life,
come and give the alarm!"

Then we set Lady Waldon's lantern on the ground in the back of my tent,
closed the tent up, and foregathered.  There was one chair.  We three
sat on the bed.

"Before we begin," said Fred, "we'd like some kind of proof, Lady
Waldon, that your overture is honest!  I've no need to labor the point.
Until now you have been our implacable enemy.  Why should we believe
you are our friend to-night?"

She sighed. "I don't expect friendship," she answered.  "You and I are
in deep water, and must find a straw that may float us all!  If I can
help you to escape out of the country I will.  If you can help me, you
must!  If you don't escape there are worse things in store for you than
you imagine!  If you tell your secret now, they intend to prevent your
telling it to any one else afterward!  And unless you tell they intend
to take terrible steps to compel you!  As for me--they have discovered
that after all I know nothing, and am of no further use to them!  They
have not said so, but it is very clear to me how the land lies.
Professor Schillingschen is drunk to-night; he came home with his car
and mouth bleeding,  and has plied the whisky bottle freely ever since
until he fell asleep an hour and a half ago.  He boasted over his cups.
They are simply using this long wait for Major Schunk, who is supposed
to be coming from the coast, to gather additional evidence against you.
They have men out following your trail back by the way you came, and
if they can find no genuine evidence they will invent what they need;
the purpose is to get you legally behind the bars; and if you ever
come out again alive that would not be their fault!"

"What do you propose?" asked Fred.

"Escape!" she answered excitedly.  Then another thought made her clench
her fists.  "Is it possible you told Professor Schillingschen your
secret to-day?  Did one of you tell him?  Is that why he is drunk?"

She saw by our faces that that fear was groundless, but a greater one,
that she might not be able to convince us, seized her next and she made
such an excited gesture that the shawl she wore over her head and
shoulders fell away and her long hair came tumbling down like a witch's.

"Listen!  There is nothing that you men from your point of view
could say too bad about me!  I know!  I have been in the pay of Germany
for many years, but what you don't know is how they got me in the toils
and kept me in, dragging me down from one degradation to another!  They
have dragged me down so far at last that I am not much more use to
them.  If we were in British territory they would simply expose me to
the British government and save themselves the trouble of ending my
career.  They did that to Mrs. Winstin Willoughby, and Lord James Rait,
and fifty others; it was so easy to put incriminating evidence against
them in the hands of the public prosecutor.  Lord James Rait died in
Dartmoor Prison--a common felon.  I shall not!  But believe me--I am
certain as I sit here that they only wait for my return to British
East!  To have me murdered here might start inconvenient rumors that
would lead to unanswerable questions!  It was proposed to me to-day
that I should return to British East on the launch!"

"Then why talk about escaping?" Fred wondered.  "Why not go?"

"Because," she hissed emphatically, "don't you see, you stupid!--if
they send me back it will be to my doom!  My one chance is to escape
from their clutches--get into touch with British officials--and save
the situation by telling my own tale first!"

Fred was in no hurry to be convinced.  I was already for accepting her
story and helping her out; but that was perhaps because I was a sick
man, too recently recovered from the gates of death to care to be hard
on any one.

"I still don't see your danger," Fred told her.  "In all my life I fail
to recall a single instance of the British courts passing a severe
sentence on a spy.  If you'll excuse my saying so, your story about
Lord James Rait is incorrect.  I recall the case well.  He got a
twenty-year sentence for forgery."

"True!" she answered.  "And Mrs. Winstin Willoughby was sentenced to
fifteen years for theft!  Lord James did forge--in the way of business
for the German government!  Jane Winstin Willoughby did steal--for the
same blackguard masters!  Do you think they will expose me as a spy?
That would be too clumsy, even for such bullies as they are!  Do you
suppose they could have dragged me down to this without some sword held
over me?  They can prove that I committed a crime in England several
years ago.  Oh, yes, I am a criminal!  I raised a check.  It was a
check on a German bank, given to me by a German on behalf of a
countryman of his.  I needed money desperately, and the man who brought
the check to me suggested I should raise it!  Since then I have tried
to repay that money with interest a dozen times, but they have always
laughed and told me they preferred to leave matters as they are."

"What would be the use of returning to British territory, then?" asked
Fred.  "If they hold that over you, they can denounce you at any time."

"Not they!" she answered.  "Not if I get there first!  I know too much!
I can tell too much!  I can prove too much!  If I were once arrested
on the charge of raising that check, no government in the world would
listen to me.  But if I can tell my story first, and confess about the
check, and explain why the charge is likely to be brought against me,
then there will be Downing Street officials who know how to whisper to
the German Embassy words that will frighten them into silence!  I can
prove too much against the German government, if only I can tell my
tale before they crush me!"

"Why not write it?" asked Fred, and it seemed to me there was humor in
his eye, but she only detected stubbornness, and laughed scornfully.

"My own maid even gave them the letters written to me by my sister!  If
I should be suspected of writing they would never rest until they had
the letter!"

"Give me your letter to mail!" suggested Fred maliciously.

"Deluded man!" she sneered. "All the letters you have written since you
came to Muanza lie in a drawer in the commandant's desk!  I myself have
read them!"

In the dark, with shifting shadows thrown by the cheap trade lantern,
it was difficult to judge what was going on behind that beard of
Fred's.  I had begun to suspect he was coming over to my way of
thinking and would yield to her presently, but he returned to the
attack--very directly and abruptly.

"What is it you know against the German government?" he demanded, and
sat with his jaw in the palm of his hand waiting for her answer.

"Why should I tell you?  Why should I put myself completely in your
power?"

"Why not?" asked Fred.

"What would prevent you from stealing my thunder, and telling my story
as your own--leaving me at the Germans' mercy?"

"Something very potent that I think you would not understand if I
talked of it," Fred answered.  "Listen to me now a minute.  I haven't
conferred with my friends here, as you know.  Whatever I tell you is
subject to their agreeing with me.  The only condition on which I, for
one, would consent to taking part with you in anything--after all our
experience of you!--would be that you should put yourself so completely
in our power that we could feel we had your safekeeping.  On those
terms I would be willing to do my best to help you out."

"I agree to that like a shot!" said Will; and I nodded.

"You mean--?"

"All or nothing!" Fred insisted.

"You mean that you also, just like these Germans, must have a sword to
hold over me?"

"I thought you wouldn't understand!" Fred answered.  "What we demand,
Lady Saffren Walden, is proof that you really do give us your
confidence.  Without that we have nothing to say to you, and nothing to
do with you!"

She broke down then and cried a little, tearing herself with sobs she
hated to release.  Suddenly she raised her head and glared at us
wildly, dry-eyed; not a tear had accompanied the sobbing.

"If I tell you--if you fail me after that--I shall kill myself in such
way that you shall know--my blood is on your heads!"

Fred laughed.  It was no doubt the best thing to do, but I wondered how
he managed it.

"Suppose you begin by telling us," he said.  "We can discuss the
blood-stains afterward!"

Then she suddenly burst into her tale, as if she had rehearsed it a
hundred times in readiness to pour into the ears of the first British
official who had power enough to shield her.  She told it dramatically,
in few words, wasting no breath on side-issues, and without once
pausing to explain, letting her words smash down the barriers of
unbelief and pave their own way for explanations afterward.

"Germany is planning to conquer the world!--not now, but ten or a dozen
years from now!  She is getting ready ceaselessly!  Part of the plan is
to undermine British rule in Africa by means of a religious influence
among the natives.  That is the special duty of Professor
Schillinschen.  As soon as possible a great native army is to be
trained, and thoroughly schooled in the fanatical precepts of Islam.
But the German people are too heavily taxed already, and refuse to vote
money for this miserable colony, where the great beginning must be made
because it is only here that they can work unsuspected.  So funds must
be found in some other way!"

She paused for breath.  No woman pleading at the bar of justice could
have seemed more in earnest.  Of one thing I was quite sure:  she had
found it worth her while to convince us if that were possible.  She was
playing no half-hearted game.

"Do you begin to see now why the Germans are so set on finding Tippoo
Tib's hoard of ivory?  Do you begin to understand why they are
determined, not only to prevent your finding it, but to learn your
secret?  If rumor is one-half true, the Arab buried somewhere enough
ivory to finance this plan of theirs!  They have been going about the
search systematically, and sooner or later they feel they must stumble
on it.  They will not let you forestall them!"

She paused again.  Her very earnestness exhausted her more than the
walk through the dark in danger had done.

"Take your time," Fred advised her.  "We're all listening!"

"When I told you in Nairobi that Lord Montdidier had been murdered, I
believed I was so near the truth that you would never know the
difference.  I knew the order had been given to have him killed on
board ship--given by men who are accustomed to be obeyed--who do not
excuse failure on any ground.  They feared he might be going to divulge
the secret of the ivory to his government in London.  Oh, I tell you
they stop at nothing!  To-day London is the ivory market of the world,
but they have their arrangements made for transferring that center of
trade to Hamburg!  They mean first to crush competitors, and then
monopolize!  They hope the ivory is in this country.  In that case
their task will be easy.  But if it should be found in British East,
they are all ready with the necessary men of influence to apply for a
mining or agricultural concession, and they will fence that place off
so thoroughly that no one will ever be the wiser until they have
carried the ivory out of the country!"

"They could never get it out of British East without the government
knowing," objected Fred; but she laughed at him.

"If worse came to the worst, they are ready with an offer to exchange
ten times the territory elsewhere for just that small section of the
country.  They would give up German New Guinea, or Southwest
Africa--anything!  They have fooled the French and Russian governments
until they are ready to bring pressure to bear on England
diplomatically to induce her to make almost any bargain of that kind
that the Germans want.  They are even willing to concede to England the
whole of Abyssinia, which nobody owns yet, and to back her up against
the claims of France and Italy!  Why should they not be willing to make
temporary concessions, when all Africa is to be theirs in ten years'
time!  They will give to-day, and with the help of the money that ivory
will bring they will create an army that shall take away to-morrow!"

"But how can you prove all this?" Fred asked her.

"How?  I know the names of the men who are preaching Germany's sermons
all through British East!  I know all Schillingschen's secrets!  Why
should I not?  I have suffered enough!  He is a drunken brute nearly
always after the sun goes down, and his caresses are disgusting; I
have endured them until I know all he knows!  Now he realizes that I
know his secrets and have none of my own to tell, so he hopes to send
me to my doom at the hands of the government I have betrayed too many
times!  What is the use of my pretending to be better than I am?  I am
a spy--a traitress--a divorced woman with worse than no reputation!  I
am not a person likely to be shown much mercy!  I never would have
recanted unless the end of my rope had come!  Now I know I must buy my
pardon--I must earn it--I must pay for it with solid value!  Luckily I
can do that!  I do not ask you men for mercy.  I know what is in store
for you if you do not escape!  I offer to help you to escape, in
exchange for helping me!"

"Better be more precise!" suggested Fred.  "Exactly what is in store
for us?"

She pointed her finger at me.  "You went out of bounds to-day with
Schillingschen!  Well and good; he was with you.  But you, and you--"
She pointed at Fred and Will.  "--went without permission.  Why do you
suppose they over-looked such a splendid chance of jailing you legally?
Schillingschen came up to the commandant's house in a towering
passion, demanding the immediate arrest and close confinement of all
three of you.  He was only persuaded to wait a few days longer because
a runner has come in with word that the bodies of several Masai whom
you shot on this side of the German border have been found!  The
bones--the bullets found among the bones--and cartridge cases that will
fit your rifles are being brought to Muanza!  After that--the deluge,
my friends!  That is why Professor Schillingschen gets drunk and sings
himself to sleep in spite of your being still at liberty!     Either
escape before that evidence reaches Muanza, or make up your minds for
the worst!  It is growing late--answer me--do you agree?"

Fred glanced once at each of us.  We both nodded.

"We agree with reservations," he said.

"What are they?  Man--don't be a fool!  Don't fritter the lives of all
of us away!"

"They're simple.  We've a friend in the jail here.  His name's Brown."

"That drunkard?  Leave him!  He's worthless!"

"We've a servant on the chain-gang.  His name is Kazimoto."

"A nigger?  You'd risk another day in this place for a nigger?  How
absurd!  They're never grateful.  They don't see things from the white
man's standpoint.  They don't expect ideal treatment.  Leave him his
wages and tell him to follow when they let him off the chain!"

"And we have a string of porters," Fred continued.  "We will not leave
Muanza without the porters, our man Kazimoto, and Mr. Brown of Lumbwa!"

"You are mad!  You are crazy!"

"We are the men you have invited to trust you,"  Fred answered kindly.
"Those are our conditions.  We will not 'bate one iota!  Take
'em or leave 'em, Lady Waldon!"




CHAPTER TEN


IN HOC SIGNO VADE

  Lean, loveless, hungry lanes are these!
        The longest has an end.
  Ill luck tasted to the bitter lees
        Soonest shall mend.
  From out the foe's ranks if Heaven please
        Shall come your friend.


We came to no fixed decision that night, although we knew there was no
alternative.  She held out, in the vain hope of making us agree to
leave Kazimoto and Brown behind.  The porters, she agreed, might come
in very handy, although it was at least doubtful that we should be able
to slip out of Muanza by land.  The Germans had taken latterly to
counting our porters every morning, to supplying them with ration money
once every day, and to sending the bill to us by an askari, who waited
for the cash.  At any rate, she conceded the porters, provided we would
leave the two others behind.  And of course we were adamant.

She left us an hour and a half before dawn, we letting her return alone
because of the greater danger of detection if we had tried to escort
her.  It was after she had gone, while we sat listening for the sound
of a challenge that would have ruined all her hopes, if not ours, that
Will conceived the bright idea which finally saved us.

"The Heinies don't know that we're wise to their game," he said
cheerfully.  His ears were sticking out from his head and he had the
naughty boy look that always presaged wisdom.  "Why don't we play that
card for all it's worth?"

"We need five cards to make even a poker hand," Fred objected.

"Will a full house suit you--aces and queens?" he answered.  "I've
named you one ace already.  Ace number two is the fact that these
German officials are brutes pure and simple--brutes who don't
understand how to be anything else, with brutal low cunning and no
other cleverness."

"That sounds like the joker!" said Fred.

"It's ace number two,  I tell you!  The third is the fact that Brown of
Lumbwa can talk with Kazimoto in the night through that corrugated iron
partition!  Three aces--count 'em--one, two, three!  Queens?  One of
'em left a few minutes ago!  The other's the dhow!  We'll call that
blessed boat the Queen of Sheba for luck!  The Queen of Sheba got to
her journey's end, and found more than she expected, and by the lights
of little old Broadway, so shall we!  I've dealt the cards--is it up to
me to play them?"

"Your hand, America!  Talk it over first, though!  There's an awful lot
hangs on the game!" said Fred.

I fell asleep while they argued over the points of Will's strategy.
Africa is a land of sudden death and swift recoveries, but for a
convalescent man I had been through a strenuous day and had right to be
tired out.  It was broad daylight when I awoke, and breakfast was
ready.  Fred and Will had returned from their march around the township
with the native band, and to my surprise the commandant was standing in
front of their tent, talking with them.  I threw on a jacket and joined
them at table.

"I don't understand you," said the commandant.  "Either talk German or
speak more slowly!"

Will took a purchase on his stock of patience and began again.

"If our porters run away, you'll blame us.  We don't care to be blamed
for what is none of our fault.  So if you don't put 'em all on a chain
and lock 'em up nights, we're going to discontinue paying for their
keep.  That's flat!  You can work 'em if you like.  Let 'em help keep
the township clean.  We'll pay their board and wages as long as you're
responsible for their not escaping!  And say!  If you want to get real
work out of 'em I'll give you a tip.  There never was a savage like
that Kazimoto of ours for getting results out of that gang.  Put him on
the same chain with the lot of 'em, and we'll all be satisfied!  I
don't presume to be running your jail, but I'm telling you facts
that'll hurt nobody.  Those porters 'ud be a darn sight better off with
plenty of exercise."

"Do I understand you to ask that your porters be made prisoners?" asked
the commandant.

"You get me exactly!" said Will.

The commandant grunted, nodded, waited for us to get up and salute him,
grunted again with disgust when we did nothing of the sort, turned on
his heel, and walked off.  We spent an hour on tenterhooks, and I began
to believe the German had simply become more suspicious than ever and
would keep closer watch on us without troubling at all about the men.
But at the end of an hour we saw the porters rounded up, and a chain
fetched out that was long enough to hold them all.  They disappeared
within the boma wall.  Ten minutes later suddenly Will pointed toward
the southward.

"Look!  See what happens when the roofs of shanty-town take fire!"

Flames went up from the dry grass roof of one of the rectangular
Swahili huts.  Within thirty seconds the askaris on guard at the boma
began firing their rifles in the air as fast as they could pull the
trigger and reload.  Within two minutes the chain-gang was headed for
jail, where it was locked behind doors, in order that every askari in
Muanza might be free to pile arms and hurry to the fire.
It was not only askaris; the whole township turned out as to the
circus, with Schubert and his long kiboko ruling the riot.  The other
sergeants were in evidence, but quiet, imperturbable men compared to
their feldwebel, plying their kibokos without wasting words, stirring
the whole world within their reach into action--if not orderly and
purposeful, action, at least.

Schubert climbed on a roof well to windward and safe from the sparks,
and directed proceedings in a voice that out-thundered the mob's roar
and crackling flames.  To illustrate his meaning he seized handsful of
the thatch on which he stood and tore them out, to the huge discontent
of the owner.  The crowd saw what he wanted and began at once tearing
off roofs in a wide circle around the fire so as to isolate it,
Schubert demonstrating until scarcely a handful of thatch remained on
the roof he honored and he had to stand awkwardly on the crisscross
poles, while the owner and his women wept.

Within ten minutes after the commencement of the fire there was under
way a regular orgy of roof pulling.  Whoever had an enemy ran and tore
his roof off, and there were several instances of reciprocity, two
families tearing off each other's roofs, each believing the other to be
at the fire.

Muanza was a furious place--a riot--a home of din and tumult while the
fire lasted, and when it was put out it took another hour to stop the
fights between victims of the flames and unofficial salvage-men.

"D'ye get the idea of it?" asked Will.  "D'ye see the Achilles heel?"

In that second, I believe, Fred Oakes and I betrayed ourselves genuine
adventurers.  Any fool could have talked glibly about setting the town
on fire; any coward could have yelped about the danger of it, and
improbability of success.  It needed adventurers to size up instantly
all the odds against the idea, recognize the one infinitesimal chance,
and plump for it.  And we were there!

"It's the only chance we've got!" agreed Fred.  "I'm for it!  Lead on
America!"

"I believe we can pull it off!" said I.  "I'm game!"

After that it seemed like waste of time to talk, yet every single
detail of our plan had to be thought out beforehand and mentally
rehearsed, if we hoped to have even the one slim chance we built on.
Luckily Professor Schillingschen continued drunk, which meant that he
would sleep early and give Lady Waldon another chance to pay us a
nocturnal visit.  One of our boys told us that according to market
gossips the commandant was drinking with him and the two of them were
watching a sort of prolonged native nautch they had staged in seclusion
on the hill.

The next day we learned there was to be a murder trial of no less than
nine men--an event likely to keep the whole garrison's attention drawn
away from us.  And after the trial would come the hanging (it would
have been impossible to convince any one, German or native, that the
verdict and sentence were not foregone conclusions).  The stars in
their courses appeared to be on our side.  For several nights to come
the worst the moon could do would be to show a sliver of silver
crescent for an hour or two.

Lady Waldon came earlier that night.  When we outlined our plan to her
roughly she argued against it at first--and it was impossible
far-fetched--ridiculous.  She insisted again on our simply sneaking
away by night with her.  But Fred wasted no time on argument, and took
the upper hand.

"Take us or leave us, Lady Waldon, as we are!  We've an unwritten rule
that none of us has ever thought of breaking, that binds us to obey the
member of the party whose plan we have adopted.  On this occasion we
have agreed to Mr. Yerkes' plan, and you've got to obey him implicitly
if you want to have part with us!  We will not leave our men or Brown
of Lumbwa behind, and we will not change the plan by a hair's breadth!
Will you or won't you obey?"

She yielded then very quickly.  It seemed a relief to her at last to
subject her views to those of men whose purpose was merely honest.
Will took up the reins at once.

"We've talked over buying the boat," he said, "but that's hopeless.
The more we paid for it the louder the owner would brag.  The Germans
would be 'on' in a minute.  We've simply got to steal it.  It's up to
you to find out the man's proper name and address, and we'll send him
the money from the first British post-office we reach."

"Don Quixote de la Mancha!" she said critically.  "Well--we steal the
boat and you pay for it afterward.  The owner will think you are crazy,
and if the Germans ever discover it they will take the money away from
him by some legal process.  But go on!"

"We've plenty of money," said Will, "so there's no need to worry about
too many supplies to begin with.  But we'll need scant rations for
ourselves and all our men until we reach some place where more are to
be bought.  And we've got to get them on board the dhow secretly.  The
first question is, how to do that."

She told us at once of a path going round by the back of the hill
behind us, that would make the trip to the dhow in the dark a matter of
over two miles, but that avoided all sentries and habitations.  We
agreed that all three of us should climb to the top of the hill, which
was not out of bounds--and study the track next morning.  On the
fateful night we must take our chance, just as she had done, of
avoiding the sleepy-eyed sentry who kept watch over the Greeks.

"We'll talk to Brown of Lumbwa on the morning and afternoon march
around the township," Will went on.  "Brown must whisper to Kazimoto
through the corrugated iron partition in the jail at night, and have
them all ready to break loose at the signal and bring him along with
them.  We must be careful to show Brown just where the dhow is.  He has
been sober quite a while.  Maybe he'll remember if we direct him
carefully."

"What is to be the signal?" she asked.

"Just what I'm coming to," said Will.  "A fire-alarm on the first windy
night!  The next question is, who is to start the fire?  We'll need a
good one!  Yet if we do it, we're likely to be caught by the crowd
coming running to deal with it."

"Coutlass!" she answered suddenly.  "Coutlass and his two friends!"

"You'll perhaps pardon me," Fred answered, "but none of us would trust
those Greeks as far as a hen could swim in alcohol!"

"Yet you must!  Leave them to me!  They don't know that the sand in my
glass has run down.  Let me go to them presently, pretending that I
went direct to them and am afraid of being seen by you.  I will tell
them that the Germans want a good excuse for putting you three men in
jail and that they will be sent away free as a reward if they will
start a fire and charge you afterward with arson!  I will tell them to
choose the first windy night, so as to have a really spectacular blaze
worth committing perjury about!"

"Better arrange a signal," Will advised.  "They might otherwise fire
before we were ready!"

"Very well.  You men give me the word at midday of the day of the
start, and I will spread red, white and blue laundry on the roof of the
commandant's house for the Greeks to see."

"Good enough!" agreed Will.  "Now one more stunt!  We simply must have
firearms.  The Germans have taken ours away and locked them up.  At a
pinch I suppose we could manage with one rifle, provided we had lots of
ammunition.  We would rather have one each.  In fact, the more the
merrier.  One we must have!  What about it?"

She thought for several minutes.  At last she told us that one of the
commandant's rifles and one of Schillingschen's stood leaning in a
corner of the living-room beside a book-case.  Whether she could make
away with one or both of those without detection she did not know, and
she would have to use her wits regarding ammunition.  It was always
kept locked up.

"Why not kill an askari and take his rifle and cartridges?" she asked.
"The sentry on duty watching the Greeks will be in the way.  Knock him
on the head from behind!"

"Thank you!" grinned Will, exchanging glances with us.  "We shall have
about enough on our consciences setting fire to half the township.
We'll not kill except in self-defense."

"But you won't set the town on fire!  The Greeks will do that!"

"Don't let's argue ethics!" Fred interrupted, for Will's ears were
getting red.  "Can you tell us for certain, Lady Waldon, whether all
the askaris and German sergeants really run to a fire?  Or do a certain
number remain in the boma?"

"Oh, I know about that," she answered.  "Until the prisoners are all
locked in--that is to say, in case of fire in the daytime--six or eight
askaris remain inside the boma.  The minute they are locked in, if the
fire is serious, and in case of fire by night, they all go except two,
who stand on the eastern boma wall, one at each corner.  From there
they are supposed to be able to see on every side except the
water-front.  Nobody guards the water-front; I don't know why, unless
it is that the gate on that side is kept locked almost always and the
wall runs along the water's edge."

"As a matter of fact," said I, "those two sentries on the wall will be
too busy staring at the fire, if the Greeks really make a big one, to
see anything else unless we march by under their noses with a brass
band."

"Bah!" sneered Lady Waldon.  "If I get that rifle I would dare shoot
them both for you myself!"

"If you overstep one detail of Will's plan, I guarantee to put you
ashore on the first barren island we come to!" said Fred.  "Leave
shooting to us!"

The next problem was to draw away from the Greeks the attention of the
askari at the cross-roads.  We could not see him, for it was one of
those black African nights when the stars look like tiny pin-pricks and
there are no shadows because all is dark.  To go out and look what he
was doing would have been to arouse his suspicion.  Yet there was
always a chance that he might be patrolling down near the Greek camp;
doubtless acting on orders, he had a trick of approaching their tents
very closely once in a while.

So when Lady Waldon had slipped out into the darkness we lit half a
dozen lamps and started a concert, Fred playing and we singing the sort
of tunes that black men love.  He took the bait, hook, sinker, and all;
in the silence at the end of the first song we heard his butt ground
on the gravel just beyond the cactus hedge in front of us; and there
he stayed, we entertaining him for an hour.  By that time we were quite
sure that Lady Waldon had passed along the road behind him; so Fred
went out and gave him tobacco.

"It's time you went and looked at those Greeks again!" he advised him.
"You would be in trouble if they slipped away in the night!"

Now that a plan of campaign was finally decided on, there seemed much
less to do than we had feared.  Mapping out in our minds the way round
the back of the hill to the dhow was perfectly simple; we went and
smoked on the hilltop, and within an hour after breakfast had every
turn and twist memorized.  Fred drew a chart of the track for safety's
sake.

Persuading Brown of Lumbwa proved unexpectedly to be much the most
difficult task.  Added to the fact that the askaris who marched behind
and the Greeks who marched in front were unusually inquisitive, Brown
himself was afraid.

"We'll all be shot in the dark!" he objected.

"Would you rather," Will asked, "be shot in the dark with a run for
your money, or fed to the crocks in the doctor's pond?"  And he told
him about the crocodiles to encourage him.

"They'll have to let me out of jail at the end of the month," Brown
argued.

"Don't you believe it!  In less than a week from now we'll all be in on
one and the same charge of filibustering!  They'll not let you go back
to British East to tell tales about their treatment of the rest of us,"
Will assured him.

But Brown proved tinged with a little streak of yellow somewhere.  It
was not until the afternoon march that Fred and Will, one on either
side of him, by appeals to his racial instinct and recalling the
methods of the military court, induced him to do his part.  Once having
promised he vowed he would see the thing through to the end; but he
was the weak link; he was afraid; and he disbelieved in the wisdom of
the attempt.

It was Kazimoto in the end who kept Brown up to the mark, and shamed
him into action by superior courage.  Fred found a chance to speak to
him as the long string rested al noon under the narrow shade of a
cactus hedge, and warned him in about fifty words of what was intended.
(The askaris, almost as leg-weary as the gang, were sprawling at the
far end of the line, gambling at pitch-and-toss.)

"Be sure you sleep as near to the partition as you can.  Get details of
the plan from Mr. Brown, and then drill the porters one by one!  Don't
let them tell one another.  You tell each one of them yourself!"

Then he walked down the line and ordered the porters in a loud voice to
obey the askaris implicitly, and to work harder in return for the good
food and care they were getting, winking at the same time very
emphatically, with the eye the askaris could not see.

The night work was the hardest, because, although we were quite sure
about direction, even in the dark, it was another matter to feel our
way and carry unaccustomed loads.  By day we decided what to take and
what to leave behind, and we cut down what to take with us to the
irreducible, dangerous minimum.  Then we broke that up into thirty- or
forty-pound packages, so that when we all three made the trip to the
dhow the most we took at one time was about a hundred pounds' weight.
In the condition I was in I could take not more than one trip to the
others' two; after the first it was agreed that I would better stay
behind and keep an eye on the askari.  The minute he showed symptoms of
becoming inquisitive I was to invent some way of keeping his attention;
so all unsuspected by him I lay in the sand by the roadside within
three yards of him, while the ants crawled over me and he dozed leaning
on his rifle.  Once a long snake crawled over my wrist and my very
marrow curdled with fear and loathing; but except for mosquitoes, who
were legion and sucked their fill, there was no other contretemps.  I
don't know what I would have done if the askari had taken alarm and set
off to investigate.  I trusted to intuition should that happen.

The work of arranging the stuff in the dhow was the most difficult of
all, because we dared not light a lantern, yet we also dared not stow
things carelessly for fear of confusion when the hour of action came.
The space was ridiculously small for ourselves and all those men, and
every inch had to be economized.  In addition to that the dhow had to
be worked backward off the mud far enough to be shoved off easily, and
then made fast by a rope to the bushes in such way as not to be
noticeable.  Most of the ropes turned out to be rather rotten, and we
could only guess at the condition of the sails; the feel of them in
the dark gave us small assurance.  But fortunately we had a couple of
hundred feet of good half-inch manila in camp with us,  and that Fred
and Will took out and stowed in the hold the night following.

We bought such things at the D.O.A.G. as we could without arousing
suspicion, as, for instance, a quantity of German dried pea-soup--not
that the porters would take to it kindly, but it would go a long way
among them at a pinch.  Live stock we did not dare buy, for fear of the
noise it would make; but we laid in some eggs and bananas.  Most of
the thirty-pound loads were rice.

It troubled us sorely to leave our good tents, beds, and equipment
behind, yet all we could take was the blankets and one gladstone bag
packed with clothes for us all.  Kettles and pots and pans were a noisy
nuisance, yet we had to have them, and blankets for all those porters,
who would escape from jail practically naked, were an essential; but
fortunately we had a sixty-pound bale of trade-blankets among our loads.

Not one word did we exchange all this while with Coutlass and his
friends.  Not one overture did we make to them, or they to us.  But
there was no doubt of their intention to do their worst.  They gloated
over us--eyed us with lofty disdain and scornful superior knowledge.
They were so full of the notion of having us jailed for their misdeed
that they positively ached to come and jeer at us, and I believe were
only saved from doing that by the shortness of the time.

At last, three days after decision had been reached, we threw our
blankets with a red one uppermost over the top of both tents in the
sun; and within thirty minutes after that Lady Saffren Waldon had
spread on the commandant's roof a blue cotton dress, a white petticoat,
and a blazing red piece of silken stuff.  There and then the Greeks and
the Goanese pledged one another out in the open with copious draughts
in turn from the neck of one whisky bottle, and we began to pray they
might not get too drunk before night.  Judging by their meaning glances
at us, they considered us their mortal and cruel enemies whom it would
be an act of sublime virtue to bring to book.

The trial of the natives for murder had taken place, accompanied by the
usual amount of thrashing of witnesses and the usual stir throughout
the countryside.  These were charged with having murdered an askari
near their village--a big bully sent to arrest a man, who had taken
leave to help himself to more than rations, and had made a lot too free
with the village women.  So German military honor had to be upheld
exemplarily.  Condign vengeance was sure and swift.  The execution was
to take place on the drill-ground on the day we chose for our departure.

There was no risk of investigations that day.  Had we known it, we
could have gone away in all likelihood in broad daylight, so busy was
the garrison in marshaling into place and policing the swarms of
villagers brought in from as far as sixty miles away to witness German
justice.  Even the customary parade of the band was canceled for that
occasion, and that was our only real ground for uneasiness, for it
prevented our having a last talk with Brown of Lumbwa and assuring
ourselves that courage would not fail him in the pinch.

We worried in plenty without cause, as it seems that humans must do on
the eve of putting plans, however well laid, to the test.  We had a
thousand scares--a thousand doubts--and overlooked at least a thousand
evidences that fortune favored us.  Toward the end our hearts turned to
water at the thought that Kazimoto would probably fail to do his part,
although why we should have doubted him after his faithful record, and
knowing his hatred of German rule, we would have found it hard to say.

Several times that morning we showed ourselves about the town, with the
purpose of allaying any possible suspicion and saving the authorities
the trouble of asking what we were up to.  With the same end in view we
attended the execution in the afternoon, and sincerely wished before it
was over that we had stayed away.

On this occasion even the chain-gangs were included among the
spectators, in the front row, on the ground that, being proved
criminals, they needed the lesson more than the hempen-noose-food not
yet caught and tried and brought to book.

The same sort of sermon, only this time more fiery and full of ranting
humbug about German righteousness, was preached by the commandant.  The
miserable victims had received a simple death sentence, but he
explained that in virtue of his superior office he had seen fit to add
to it.  "Death" he explained, "would certainly rid the German
protectorate of such conscienceless scalawags as these, but might not
be enough to discourage the bad element that disliked German rule.
Natives must be taught that the very name of all that is German must be
reverenced, and that German punishment is as terrible and sure as the
German arm is long!  And be sure of this!" he continued.  "The ear of
the German government is as far-reaching as its arm!  In your
villages--in your homes--in your families--there is always an agent of
the government listening!  Your own brother--your wife--your child may
be that agent of the government!  Now, watch carefully and see what
happens to men with bad hearts--aye, and to women with bad hearts, who
conspire against German rule!"

What followed was more impressive because of the determination we had
heard of to bring all Africa under the German yoke.  In vain should the
wretched natives in after years escape by the hundreds northward in the
hope of living under British government.  The fools--the "easy
people"--the "folk who gave without a price"--the "truth tellers"--the
"men who wish to forget"--the unwise, cocksure, cleaner-living,
unbelievably credulous, foolishly honest British officials would be all
gone.  The pikelhaube and the lash, blackmail and coercion would take
the place of generosity.  Africa would better be back under the Arabs
again, for the Arabs had no system to speak of and were inefficient.
Some Arabs have a heart--some a very soft heart.

The crowd grew bright-eyed, little children straining forward between
their elders in the bull-fight frenzy--that same intoxication of the
senses that held the Roman freemen spellbound at the sight of suffering.

One at a time, that the last might see the torture of the first, the
victims were noosed by the heel (one heel)--thrown with a jerk--hauled
heel-first to the overhanging branch--and flogged into unconsciousness
with slow blows, the lieutenant standing by to reprove the askaris if
they struck too fast, for that would have been merciful.  Not until the
victims ceased to struggle were they lowered and thrown on the ground,
to lie bleeding, awaiting their turn to be hanged.

The last two--supposed to have been the culprits who actually held the
spear that pierced the marauding askari's heart--were hauled up
heel-to-heel together, and hanged presently in the same noose, the
commandant laughing at their struggles and Professor Schillingschen
studying their agony with strictly scientific interest.

When the last had ceased struggling Schillingschen permitted himself
one more pleasure.  He strolled over to us and blocked Fred's way,
standing with hands behind him and out-thrust chin.

"You flatter yourself, don't you!" he sneered.  He was just drunk
enough to be boastful, while thoroughly sure of what he was saying.
"You expect to tell a fine tale!  I know the psychology of the English!
 I know it like a book!  Let me tell you two things:  First, your
English would not believe you.  They are such supremely cocksure fools
that they can not be made to believe that another so-called civilized
nation would act as they, in their egoism, would be ashamed to act!
Civilization!  That is a fine word, full of false meanings!
Civilization is prudery--sham--false pride--veneer!  Only the Germans
are truly civilized, because they alone are not afraid to face naked
animalism without its mask!  The British dare not! They hide from
it--shut their eyes!  The fools!  If you could tell them their story
they would never listen!

"Second:  You will never tell the story!  Being English, you were such
dull-witted fools that you did not even hide the cartridge cases, or
the bones of the Masai you shot!  Bah-ha-ha-ha-hah!  You can escape
hanging yet by telling your secret.  Jail you can not escape!  Try it
if you don't believe me!  Try to escape--go on!"

He turned on his heel and left us, striding heavily with the strength
of an ox and about the alertness of a traction engine, turning his head
every once in a while to enjoy the spectacle of our discomfort.

We judged it best to appear concerned, as if that was indeed our first
realization of the extent of the case against us and the nature of the
evidence.  But we did not find it difficult.  We were all three
startled by the fear that in some way he had got wind of our plans, and
that he meant to play with us cat-and-mouse fashion.

That night it stormed--not rain, but wind from east to west, blowing
such clouds of dust that one could scarcely see across the narrow
streets.  Every element favored us.  Even the askari at the
cross-roads, supposed to be watching the Greeks, turned his back to the
wind, and what with rubbing sand in and out of smarting eyes and
fingering it out of his ears, heard and saw nothing.  It was scarcely
sunset when we saw both Greeks and the Goanese sneak out of the camping
place in Indian file with their pockets full of cotton waste.  They had
soaked the stuff in kerosene right under our eye that afternoon.

There ought to have been a sliver of moon, but the wind and dust hid
it.  Fifteen minutes after sundown the only light was from the lamps in
windows and the cooking fires glowing in the open here and there.
Thirty minutes later there began to be a red glow in three directions.
Less than one second after we saw the first indications of the
holocaust a regular volley of shots broke out from the boma as the
sentries on duty gave the general alarm.  Less than five minutes after
that the whole of the southern, grass-roofed section of the town was
going up in flames, and every living man, black, white, gray, mulatto,
brown and mixed, was running full pelt to the scene of action.

We waited ten minutes longer, rather expecting the Greeks to double
back and begin denouncing us at once.  In that case we intended to
stretch them out with the first weapons handy.  I sat feeling the
weight of an ax, and wondering just how hard I could hit a Greek's head
with the back of it without killing him.  Fred had a long tent-peg.
Will chose a wooden mallet that our porters carried to help in pitching
tents.

But the Greeks did not come, and there streamed such a perfect screen
of crimson dust, sparkling in the reflected blaze and more beautiful
than all the fireworks ever loosed off at a coronation, that it was
folly to linger.  We each seized the load left for that last trip
(Fred's included the hammer, pincers, and cold chisel for striking off
the porters' chain) and started off quietly round the hill, not
beginning to hurry until the hill lay between us and the burning town.

There was not much need for caution.  The roar of flames, the shouting,
the excitement would have protected us, whatever noise we made, however
openly we ran.  Over and above the tumult we could hear Schubert's
bull-throated bellowing, and then the echo to him as the sergeants took
up the shout all together, ordering "Off with the grass roofs!  Off
with the roofs!"

The white officials were more than interested, and had no time for
anything but thought for the blaze.  As we crossed the shoulder of the
far side of the hill we could see them standing on the drill-ground all
together, clearly defined against the crimson flare.  Schillingschen
was with them.

There was no sign of what had happened at the boma.  The gang would
have to emerge from a little-used gate at the northern end, provided
they could break the lock or secure the key to it; otherwise their
only chance was to climb the wall by the cook-house roof and jump
twenty feet on the far side.  I was for running to the little gate and
bursting it in from the outside, but Fred damned me for a mutineer
between his panting for breath, and Will, who was longer-winded, agreed
with him.

"Have to leave their end of the plan to them!  Let's do our part right!"

As it turned out, we were last at the rendezvous.  We heard the chain
clanking in the dark just ahead of us, and try how we might, could not
catch up.  Then, near the boat bow, Kazimoto suddenly recognized Fred
and nearly throttled him in a fierce embrace, releasing all his pent-up
rage, agony, resentment, misery, fear in one paroxysm of affection for
the man who cared enough to run risks for the sake of rescuing him.
Fred had to pry him off by main force.

"Into the boat with you!" Will ordered them.  "Chain-gang first!  Get
down below, and lie down!  The first head that shows shall be hit with
a club!  Quickly now!"

Clanking their infernal chain like all the ghosts from all the haunted
granges of the Old World, they climbed overside and disappeared.  There
were more figures left on shore then than we expected.  Brown we could
make out dimly in the dark:  he was chattering nervously, and admitted
that but for Kazimoto he would not be there.  The faithful fellow had
broken down the corrugated iron partition and had dragged him out by
main force.  He was rather resentful than grateful.

"Hauled here by a nigger--think of it!"

We ordered Brown on board and below, pretty peremptorily.  Lady Saffren
Waldon stepped out of the darkness next, holding a rifle and two
bandoliers so full of cartridges that she could hardly raise her arms.
We took the load from her, and helped her overside.  Fred took the
rifle and succumbed to the hunter's habit of opening the breach first
thing.  It was a German sporting Mauser, with a hair trigger attachment
and magazine, as handy and useful a weapon as the heart of man could
wish.  He had scarcely snapped the breach to again when a voice we all
recognized made the hair rise on my neck.  Fred jumped and raised the
rifle.  Will swore softly--endlessly.

"Gassharrrrammminy!  You men took us for damned fools, didn't you?  You
thought to get away and leave us!  By hell, no!  We go or you stay!
Birds of a feather fly together!  One of you is American--I am
American!  Two of you are English--I am English, and can prove it!  My
friends come with me!"

Fred leveled the rifle at him.

"About face!  Off back to town with you!" he barked.

"Not on your tin-type!" Coutlass yelled.  "I'm no man's popinjay!
Shoot if you dare, and I'll spoil the whole game!  Help!  He-e-e-lp!
He-e-e-e-lp!"

The other Greek and the Goanese joined in the shout, the dark man
setting up such an ululating screech that the very storm dwindled into
second place in comparison.  It was true, the unearthly yelling was
carried out over the water, and very likely not a sound of it reached
twenty yards inland; but it rattled our nerves, nevertheless.  The
skin grew prickly all up and down my backbone, and the men on the
chain-gang inside the hull began shouting to know what the matter was.

Will remembered then that he was captain for the day, and made virtue
of necessity.

"In with you!" he ordered. "Quick!"

With a grin that was half-triumph, half-cunning, and wholly glad,
Coutlass helped his companions over the bow, and had the civility to
stand there with hand outstretched to help us in after him.  We sent
him below with his friends, but he came up again and insisted on
leaning his weight on the poles with which we began shoving off into
deeper water.  It was hard work, for with her human cargo and several
hundred gallons of water that had leaked through her gaping seams, the
dhow was down several inches.  Her hull had just begun to feel the wind
and to rise and fall freely, when a white figure ran screaming down
toward the water's edge and stood there waving to us frantically.

"Leave her!" said Lady Waldon excitedly, clutching my arm.  I was up on
the bow, just about to lay the pole along the deck and haul on the
halyards.  She spoke very slowly right in my ear.  "That, is my maid
Rebecca.  The faithless slut--"

Coutlass began to shout, trying to pole the dhow back to land
single-handed.

"We can't leave that woman behind there!" Fred shouted, hardly making
himself heard against the wind.

"Can't we!" shouted Lady Waldon.  "Give me that rifle, and I'll solve
the problem for you!"

But Coutlass solved it in another way by jumping overboard, over his
head in deep water, taking our hempen warp with him (I had made one end
of it fast to the bitts, meaning to be able to find it in the dark).

There was quite a sea running, even as close inshore as that, and for a
moment I doubted whether the Greek would make it.  By that time it was
all we could do to see the woman's white figure, still gesticulating,
and screaming like a mad thing.  Presently, however, the warp
tightened, and then by the strain on it I knew that Coutlass was trying
to haul us back inshore.  Failing to do that, for the strength of the
wind was increasing, he seized the Syrian woman by the waist and
plunged into the water with her.  I saw them disappear and hauled on
the warp hand-over-hand with all my might, Lady Waldon leaning over to
strike at my hands until I shouted to Fred to come and hold her.  Then
she begged Fred again for the rifle, promising to kill the two of them
and reduce our problem to that extent if we would only let her.

Will and I hauled the dripping pair on board, and Coutlass carried the
maid to the stern. She had fainted, either from fright or from being
half-drowned, there was no guessing which.  Then in pitch blackness
with Will's help I got the ship beam to the wind and began to make sail.

Now danger was only just beginning!  I was the only one of them all who
knew anything whatever about sails and sailing.  I was too weak to get
the sail up single-handed, had no compass, knew nothing whatever of the
rocks and shoals, except by rumor that there were plenty of both.
There appeared to be no way of reefing the lateen sail, which was made
of no better material than calico, and I was entirely unfamiliar with
the rigging.

Behind us, as we payed before the gaining wind, was brilliant blaze
that showed where Muanza was.  Against the blaze stood out the lakeward
boma wall.  I stood due east away from it, and discovered presently
that by easing on the halyard so as to lower the long spar I could
obtain something the effect of reefing.

I set Fred and Will to making a sea-anchor of buckets and spars in case
the sail or rotten rigging should carry away, leaving us at the mercy
of the short steep waves that fresh-water lakes and the North Sea only
know.  The big curved spar, now that it was hanging low, bucked and
swung and the dhow steered like an omnibus on slippery pavement.
Luckily, I had living ballast and could trim the ship how I chose.
They all began to grow seasick, but I gave them something to think
about by making them shift backward and forward and from side to side
until I found which way the dhow rode easiest.

When Fred had finished the sea-anchor he got out the tools and began
striking off the iron rings on the porters' necks through which the
chain passed.  The job took him two hours, but at the end of it we
owned a good serviceable chain, and a crew that could be drilled to
take the brute hard labor off our shoulders.

Coutlass meanwhile was busy on the seat in the stern beside me making
Hellenic inflammatory love to Lady Waldon's maid, whom he had wrapped
in his own blanket and held shivering in his arms.  Lady Waldon herself
sat on the other side of me, affecting not to be aware of the existence
of either of them.  The other Greek and the Goanese had been driven
below, where they started to smoke until I saw the glow of their pipes
and shouted to Will to stop that foolishness.  He snatched both pipes
and threw them overboard.  The thought of being seen from shore was
almost incitement enough for murder.  They refused to turn a hand to
anything that night, but sat sulking below the sloping roof of reeds
and tarpaulin that did duty for a deck, wedged alongside of seasick
Wanyamwezi.

It was Kazimoto who chose the least disheartened of the gang, beat them
and stung them into liveliness, and set them to bailing.  There was a
trough running thwartwise of the ship into which the water had to be
lifted from the midship well.  It took the gang of eight men, working
in relays, until nearly dawn to get the water out of her; and to keep
her bottom reasonably dry after that two men working constantly.

I knew vaguely that the great island of Ukerewe lay to the
northwestward of us.  Between that and the mainland, running roughly
north, was a passage that narrowed in more than one place to less than
a hundred yards.  That would have been the obvious course to take had
we not been afraid of pursuit, had we dared get away by daylight, and
provided I had known the way.  As it was I intended to add another
hundred miles to the distance between us and the northern shore of the
lake, by sailing well clear of and around Ukerewe, trusting to the less
frequented water and the wilder islands to make escape easier.

I judged it likely that the moment we were missed, the launch would be
sent off in search of us, and that the Germans would search the narrow
passage first.  They would expect us to take the narrow passage, as the
shortest, and depend on their ability to steam a dozen miles an hour to
overhaul us, even should we get a long start on the outside course.

With gaining wind, a following sea, a little ship crowded to
suffocation, and a sail that might blow to shreds at any minute, it was
not long before I began to pray for the lee of Ukerewe, and to stand in
closer toward where I judged the end of the island ought to be than
perhaps I should have done.  It was lucky, though, that I did.

In making calculations I had overlooked the obvious fact that, steaming
three miles to our one, the launch could very well afford to take the
outside course to start with.  Then they could take a good look for us
in the open water next morning, and, failing to find us, steam all
around Ukerewe, come back down the inside passage, and catch us between
two banks.

It was Lady Saffren Waldon on my left hand, looking anywhere but at her
maid and sweeping the dark waste of water with eyes as restless as the
waves themselves, who gave the first alarm.

"What is that light?" she asked me.

Following the direction of her hand I saw a red glow on the water to
our left, not more than a mile behind.

"Reflection from the burning town," I answered, but I had no sooner
said it than I knew the answer was foolish.  It was the glow that rides
above hot steamer funnels in the night.

"Fred!" I shouted, for fear took hold of the very roots of my heart,
"for the love of God make every one keep silence! Show no lights!
Don't speak above a whisper!  Keep all heads below the gunwale!  That
cursed German launch is after us!"

We were in double danger.  I could hear surf pounding on rocks to
starboard.  I did not dare to come up into the wind because nobody but
I knew how the spar would have to be passed around the mast, and in any
case the noise and the fluttering sail might attract attention.

"Look out for breakers ahead!" I ordered.  "I'm going to hold this
course and hope they pass us in the dark!"




CHAPTER ELEVEN

"DAVID PREVAILED"
                (I. Sam. 17:50)

  Be glad if ye know the accursed thing
        And know it accurst, for the Gift is yours
  Of Sight where the prophets of blindness sing
        By the brink of death. And the Gift endures;
  Ye shall see the last of the sharpened lies
        That rivet privilege's gripe.
  Be still, then, ye with the opened eyes,
        Come away from the thing till the time is ripe.

  Be glad that ye loathe the accursed thing,
        It is given to you to foreknow the end.
  But they who the unwise challenge fling
        Shall startle foe at the risk of friend
  As yet unready to endure--
        And can ye fend Goliath's swipe?
  The slowly grinding mills are sure,
        Let terror alone till the time is ripe.

  Be glad when the shout for the spoils, and the glee,
        The hoofs and the wheels of the prophets of wrong,
  Out thunder the warning of what shall be;
        Be still, for the tumult is not for long.
  The Finger that wrote, from a polished wall
        As surely the closed account shall wipe;
  The accursed thing ye feared shall fall
        To a boy with a sling when the time is ripe.


If the dhow had been seaworthy; if the crew had understood the rigging
and the long unwieldy spar; if we had had any chart, or had known
anything whatever of the coast; if nobody had been afraid; and, above
all, if that incessant din of surf pounding on rocks not far away to
starboard had not threatened disaster even greater than the Germans in
the steam launch, our problem might have been simple enough.

But every one was afraid, including me who held the tiller (and the
lives of all the party) in my right hand.  Lady Saffren Waldon
disguised fear under an acid temper and some villainously bad advice.

"Steer toward them!" she kept shouting in my ear.  "Steer toward them!
Ram them!  Sink them!"

Coutlass, on my other hand, made feverish haste with his love-affair,
fearful lest discovery by the Germans should postpone forever the
assuaging of his hungry heart's desire.

"Steer toward shore!" he urged me.  "Who cares if we run on rocks?
Can't we swim?  Gassharamminy!  Take to the land and give them a run
for it!"

He seized the tiller to reinforce the argument, and wrenched at it
until I hit him, and Fred threatened him with the only rifle.

"Get up forward!" Fred ordered; but Georges Coutlass would not go.

"Gassharamminy!" he snarled. "You want my girl!  I will fight the whole
damned crew before I let her out of the hollow of my arm.

"All right, touch that tiller again and I'll kill you!" Fred warned him.

"Touch my girl, and you kill me or get out and swim!" Coutlass retorted.

Will was up forward with Brown, looking out for breakers through the
spray that swept over us continually.  I watched the glow that rode
above the launch's funnel, marveling, when I found time for it, at the
mystery of why the cotton sail should hold.  The firm, somewhere in
Connecticut, who made that export calico, should be praised by name,
only that the dye they used was much less perfect than the stuff and
workmanship; their trademark was all washed out.

Suddenly Will dodged under the bellying sail, throwing up both hands,
and he and Brown screamed at me:  "To your left!  Go to your left!
Rocks to the right!"

The Germans had passed us, but not by much, for the short steep seas
were tossing their propeller out of the water half the time.  Because
of the course I had taken the wind was setting slightly from us toward
them, and I could have sworn they heard Will's voice.  Yet there was
nothing for it but to put the helm over, and as I laid her nearly
broadside to the wind a great wave swept us.  At that the Greek, the
Goanese, and all the natives in the hold set up a yell together that
ought to have announced our presence to the Seven Sleepers.

I held the helm up, and let her reel and wallow in the trough.  Now I
could see the fangs of rock myself and the white waves raging around
them.  See?  I could have spat on them!  There was a current there that
set strongly toward the rocks, for a backwash of some sort helped the
helm and we won clear, about a third full of water, with the crew too
panicky to bail.

"Hold her so!" yelled Fred in my ear.  "Don't ease up yet!  If we get
too close and they see us, I've the rifle!  They haven't seen us yet!"

"Rocks ahead again!" yelled Will.  "To the left again!"

We were in the gaping jaws of a sort of pocket, and it was too late to
steer clear.

"Throw the anchor over!" I roared, "and let go everything."

Will attended to the anchor.  Fred was too anxious for the safety of
the only rifle to trust it out of hand, and he hesitated.  Georges
Coutlass saved the day by letting go the shivering Syrian maid and
slashing at the halyard with his knife.  Down came the great spar with
a crash, and as the dhow swung round in answer to anchor and helm,
Fred, Will and Brown, between them, contrived to save the sail, Brown
complaining that we were the first sailors he ever heard of who did not
have rum served them for working overtime in dirty weather.

So we lay, then, wallowing in the jaws of a crescent granite reef, and
watched the red glow above the German launch move farther and farther
away from us.  We waited there, wet and hungry, until dawn dimmed the
flame from the burning roofs of Muanza, Lady Isobel Saffren Waldon
loudly accusing us all at intervals of being rank incompetents unfit to
be trusted with the lives of fish, and Coutlass afraid of nothing but
interruption.  The things he said to the maid, in English--the only
language that they had apparently in common--would have scandalized a
Goanese harbor "guide" or a Rock Scorpion from the lower streets of
Gib.  He did not mention marriage to her, beyond admitting that he had
half a dozen wives already, and had been too bored by convention ever
to submit to the yoke again.  The maid seemed enraptured--delirious in
the bight of his lawless arm, forgetful of her wetting, and only afraid
when he left her for a minute.

We dared not try to cook anything, even supposing that had been
possible.  Forward was a box full of sand to serve as hearthstone, but
the little scraps of fuel we had brought with us were drenched and
unburnable, even if the risk of being seen were not too great.  Lady
Saffren Waldon told us we were "toe-rag contrivers."  In fact, now that
she was out of reach of the men she feared and hated most, she reverted
to type and tried to domineer over us all by the simple old
recipe--audacious arrogance.  Luckily, she slept for an hour or two.

A little before dawn, when it began to be light enough to let us see
the outline of the shore, we sent Kazimoto aloft to reeve our hemp rope
through the hole that did duty for block, and by the time the sun had
pushed the uppermost arc of his rim above the sky-line we once more had
the sail set.

The wind was still blowing a gale; the seamanlike precaution would
have been to lie where we were at anchor until fairer weather; but
daring is forced on the fearfullest, and there was nothing for it but
to study out the method by which the unwieldy spar should be made to
pass the mast when tacking, drill Fred, Will, Brown and Kazimoto, and
then haul up the anchor and sail away before people on shore could see
us.

We had to tack toward Muanza for a quarter of a mile with fear in our
arms to make them clumsy before I dared believe we were clear of the
reefs; but when I put the helm down at last there was neither launch
in sight nor any other boat that might contain an enemy.  The southern
spur of Ukerewe stuck out like a wedge into boiling water not many
miles ahead, and once around that we should be sheltered.  The only fly
in the ointment then was the probability that the launch would be
waiting for us just around the spur, or else under the lee of another
smaller island in the offing to our left, but what we could not see in
that hour could not upset us much.

Every one clamored for food.  The porters, already forgetful of the
chain that had galled them, and the whips that had flayed them day and
night, demanded to be set ashore to build a fire and eat.  Lady Saffren
Waldon awoke to fresh bad temper, and Coutlass, too, grew villainously
impatient.  His Greek friend, from under the shelter of the leaky
reed-and-tarpaulin deck, offered him Greek advice, and was cursed for
his trouble.  One curse led to another, and then they both had to be
beaten into subjection with the first thing handy, because when they
fought Lady Saffren Waldon egged them on and the maid tried to savage
the other Greek with a brooch-pin, which brought out the Goanese to the
rescue.  That crowded dhow was no place for pitched battles, plunging
and rolling between the frying-pan of Muanza and the fire of unknown
things ahead.

"One more outbreak from you, and I shoot!" Fred announced, patting the
rifle.  But, he did not mean it, and Coutlass knew he did not.  The
English temperament does not turn readily on even the most rascally
fellow beings in distress.  Besides, it was an indubitable fact that we
all much preferred Coutlass, with his daring record, and now a most
outrageous love-affair on hand, to the other Greek or the Goanese, who
were now disposed to bid for our friendship by abusing him.  Georges
Coutlass was no drawing-room darling, or worthy citizen of any land,
but he had courage of a kind, and a sort of splendid fire that made men
forget his turpitude.

We were a seasick, cold and sorry company that rounded the point at
last and came to anchor in a calm shallow bay where fuel grew close
down to the water's edge.  Having no small boat, we had to wade ashore
and carry the women, Coutlass attending to his own inamorata.  Lady
Saffren Waldon's picric acid rage exploded by being dropped between two
porters waist-deep into the water.  It was her fault.  She insisted one
was not enough, yet refused to explain how two should do the work of
one.  Sitting on their two shoulders, holding on by their hair, she
frightened the left-hand man by losing her balance and clutching his
nose and eyes.  She insisted on having both men flogged for having
dropped her, and Fred's refusal was the signal for new war, our rescue
of her being flung at once on to the scrap heap of her memory.

She counted with cold cynicism on our unwillingness to leave her again
at the mercy of the Germans, and had no more consideration of our
rights or feelings than the cuckoo has for the owner of the nest in
which she lays her eggs.

"Beat those fools!" she ordered.  "Beat them blue and give them no
breakfast!"

"Do you see that rock over there, Lady Waldon?" Fred answered.  "Go and
spread your clothes to dry.  When we've cooked food we'll send Rebecca
to you with your share."

"If you send that slut to me I will kill her!" she answered, flying
into a new fury.

"Whom do you call slut?" demanded Coutlass (and he had no  compunctions
of any kind--particularly none about women, and calling names.  He was
simply feeling gallant after his own fashion, and alert for a chance to
show off.)  Lady Waldon backed away from him.

"Of course," she sneered, "if you loose your bully at me, I am no match
at all!"

Fred promptly kicked Coutlass until he ran limping out of range, to sit
and nurse his bruises with polyglot profanity.  The Syrian Rebecca went
over to comfort him, and eying the two of them with either malice or
else calculation (it was impossible to judge which) Lady Waldon
retreated toward the rock that Fred had pointed out.

We cooked a miserable meal, neither daring to make too great inroad
into our stores before making sure we could replenish them, nor caring
to make more smoke than we could help.  We hoped to escape being seen
even by natives, but Lady Waldon upset that part of our plan by setting
up such a scream when she saw three islanders crossing a ridge three
hundred yards away, that they could not help hearing her, and came to
investigate.  She was forced to dress faster than ever in her life
before, and came running to demand that we flog all three "to teach
them manners."  She had perfectly absorbed the German attitude toward
all black men.

From the natives we learned that there was no telegraph wire along
that coast, and that the only German settlements were semi-permanent
camps where they were cutting wood, for fuel for their own launch and
for the steamers the British were building to serve the lake ports,
Muanza included.

With that good news for encouragement we made the three natives a small
present in the vain hope that they might be induced not to talk about
us, and put to sea again. The weather was fairer and growing
intolerably hot.  Even before the sun grew high the dhow was a
comfortless indecent thing, more crowded than anything Noah can have
had to tolerate:  and we lacked Noah's faith in omniscient guidance, in
addition to sailing in a hotter latitude, and having more fleas on
board than the pair he is reported to have carried.

As we crept up-coast, leaning to this or that side when the gusts of
wind varied, the only enviable ones were the three in the bow, posted
there to keep a look-out for the launch or any other enemy.  They had
room enough to sit without touching one another, and air to breathe
that mostly had not been tasted half a dozen times.  Fred, Will and
Brown took turns commanding the foredeck look-out, keeping it awake and
its units from quarreling.  The rest of us found no joy in life, and
not too much hope even when Fred's concertina lifted the refrain of
missionary hymn-tunes that even the porters knew, and most of us sang,
the porters humming wordless melancholy through their noses.  (When
that happened Lady Saffren Waldon's scorn was something the
arch-priests of Babylon would have paid to see.)

There was never room on the tiny after-deck for more than six people
sitting elbow to elbow and back to back or knee to knee.  Lady Waldon
simply refused to yield her corner seat on any account at any time to
any one.  Coutlass refused to leave his new sweetheart, for the
freely-voiced reason that then Brown might make love to her; and we
did not care to send both of them below for obvious reasons.  That
reduced open-air accommodation to a minimum, because the
reed-and-tarpaulin deck was scarcely strong enough to bear the weight
of two men at a time, and we did not care to throw the whole deck
overboard for fear of rain.

And by-and-by the rain came--out of season, but no less violent because
of that.  It rained three days and nights on end--three windless days
and starless nights, during which we had to linger alongshore close to
the papyrus.  In order to keep mosquitoes out we had to light a smudge
in the sand-box below.  The smudge added to the heat, and the heat
drove men to the open air to gasp a few minutes in the rain for breath
and go down again to make room for the next in turn.

Sleep on shore was impossible, for thereabouts were crocodile and snake
swamps, fuller of insect life than dictionaries are of letters.  Poling
was next to impossible, because the soft mud bottom gave no purchase.
And the oars we made out of poles were clumsy affairs; there was not
room for more than two boys to try to use them at a time, even if the
deck would have stood the strain of more feet, which it certainly would
not have done.

Lady Waldon slept seated in her corner, with her head wrapped in a veil
over which the mosquitoes prospected in gangs.  Coutlass and his
lady-love endured rain and insects in the open, too, but suffered less,
because of mutual distraction.  The rest of us took turns with the
natives below, lying packed between them, much as sardines nestle in a
can, wondering whether the famous Black Hole of Calcutta was really
such a record-breaker as they say.  Brown was of the opinion that the
Black Hole was a nosegay compared to our lot--"Besides which, they
probably had rum with 'em!" he added.

Some of the porters grew sick under the strain of heat, fear,
excitement and inactivity.  The native suffers as much from
unaccustomed inconvenience as the white man, and more from close
confinement.  The third night out the man next me began coughing,
shaking my frame as much as his own as he racked himself, for we were
wedged together with only the thickness of his blanket and mine between
us, and I was jammed tight against the ship's side.  Toward morning he
grew quiet--grew colder, too.  When dawn came we found that he had
coughed up the most of his lungs on my white English blanket.

I gave them the blanket to bury him in, and we poled the Queen of Sheba
inshore to find a place to dig a hole, leaving the body stretched on
some tree-roots while we prospected.  We should have known enough by
that time to leave four or five men on guard close by; as it was, when
the men still on board the dhow began kicking up a babel, Fred and I
came running and jumping back through the marsh just in time to see a
crocodile wriggle off into the water, with the corpse in his jaws feet
first.  Fred fired a shotted salute, but missed, and that ended that
funeral.

By day we passed villages on higher ground, where we might have
procured more food if we had dared run the risk of meeting Germans.  It
was likely enough the villagers were so used to dhows that they would
not trouble to report having seen us in the distance; but it was
perfectly certain that if we paid them a visit they would pass word
along from mouth to mouth with that astonishing, undiscoverable ease
that is at once the blessing and bane of governments.

So Fred wasted hot hours with the only rifle, trying to hunt meat on a
shore where all the four-legged game had been ran down by the natives,
or butchered by the German machine-guns long ago (for to teach Sudanese
mercenaries the art of rapid fire in action their officers marched them
out to practise on herds of antelope.  There was game in plenty away
from the lake, but none where the German officer could conveniently
practise his profession.)

We tried to shoot ducks and geese; but a rifle at long range is not
the best weapon for that sport.  We shot very few, and then only to
discover the invincible repugnance natives have to eating "dagi" as
they call all birds.  We kept ourselves alive, but did not solve the
problem of the ever-diminishing supplies of rice for our men.

Somebody thought of fishing.  We found hooks in a crevice in the Queen
of Sheba's bow, and made lines from a frayed rope.  But although the
shore was lined with traps in which the inhabitants no doubt took fish
in proper season, all that we caught was one miserable finny specimen,
all head and mouth and tail, that the natives said would poison any one
who ate it.  The truth was, of course, that they preferred rice to
anything, and, African native-like, would eat nothing else as long as
rice was to be had, having no earthly notions of economy.  When the
rice was all gone on the fifth day out of Muanza they raided a banana
plantation before we knew what they were up to, and came back gorged,
with bunches enough to feed them for two or three more days.

The fat was in the fire then, of course.  We paid the owners
handsomely, giving them their choice of money or blankets when they
bore down on us in long canoes demanding vengeance.  They voted for
blankets and money, but vowed they would far rather have the bananas,
because now their own people would be on short commons to make up for
the surfeit of ours.

We left them never doubting that they would send word to the nearest
German officer. (They told us there was a wood-cutting station within a
"few hours," and we prayed he might be only a non-commissioned man in
charge of it, but knew that prayer was too sweetly reasonable to be
answered where the German Gott makes war on foreigners.)  Kazimoto
assured us he heard them telling one another they would make complaint
against us within the day.

It remained, then, only to guess where that steam launch might be.  We
were approaching the northern end of Ukerewe, not a day's sail, if the
light wind held, from the narrow mouth of the channel between Ukerewe
and the mainland.  That was the likeliest place for the launch to lie
in wait; it was where we would have waited had we been pursuers and
they the pursued.  So we decided after a council of war to put the helm
over and sail almost due westward, hoping to meet with an island where
we might stop for a few days, catch fish and dry them, and caulk the
leaky dhow, without the risk of letting the Germans know our
whereabouts.  (It is a peculiar fact that whatever the native secret
system of transferring messages may be, it does not work across water.)

Not all the little gods of Africa were fighting for the Germans,
although it began to seem so.  An hour after putting up the helm we
sighted a school of hippopotami--fifty at least, and for half a day we
chased them, Fred trying to shoot one until Will and I objected to
further waste of ammunition.  A dead hippo would have provided us with
meat enough for a month for the whole ship's company.  We could have
towed the carcass ashore somewhere and dried the meat in slabs.  But
the glare on the water made shooting very nearly impossible (Fred's
eyes were sore from it); and if we should meet the Germans those
remaining cartridges would be our only hope.  But the diversion took us
out of sight of land, and that stood us in better stead presently than
tons of fresh meat.

Whether the Germans heard us, or were merely quartering that part of
the lake in wait, we never knew.  Probably they heard the shooting in
the distance and gave chase.  At any rate, within ten minutes of Fred's
last wasted shot Coutlass caught sight of smoke and announced the fact
with his favorite oath.

"Gassharamminy!  The launch!"

At first we were all in a stew because there was no land near, where we
might have beached the dhow and scattered.  It was an hour before our
advantage of position dawned on us, and all the while the launch
approached us leisurely.  She had plenty of fuel; the wood was piled
high above her gunwale in a stack toward the stern; but those on board
her seemed to take more pleasure in contemplation of our
defenselessness than in speed.  She steamed twice around us slowly
before closing in; and then we made out Schillingschen's hairy shape,
leaning against the cord-wood with a rifle between his hands.

"Shoot him!  Shoot him, by Jiminy!" urged Coutlass, but Fred was not so
previous as that.  We were not yet on the defensive.  We counted five
rifles, in addition to Schillingschen's protruding above the launch's
side, and we all took cover in the hope either that they might decide
we were not the dhow they waited for, or else that they might come very
close out of curiosity.  For Fred had a plan of his own.  Rifle in
hand, he crawled under the hot tarpaulin and lay flat on the reed deck,
Will crawling after him to snatch the rifle in case Fred should be hit.

"Steer straight toward 'em!" Fred called to me, as soon as it was
evident that the launch did not intend to pass us by.  "Keep headed
toward them!"

That was not easy in the light wind, until Schillingschen tired of
staring at us and gave an order to the engineer.  Then they laid the
launch broadside on to our bow at about two hundred yards' range, and
without a word of warning opened fire on us from all six rifles,
Schillingschen devoting his first attention to myself at the helm.

Our lone rifle cracked in reply, but they could not see Fred and did
not guess where to shoot in order to search him out.  They came no
nearer, but circled slowly around us, only Schillingschen's bullets
appearing to come anywhere near the target, until a yell from below
showed what their real plan was and I understood why the sail was not
ripped and no bullets whistled overhead.        They were shooting
through the planking of the dhow, endeavoring to massacre the helpless
crowd below, and no doubt to sink her and drown us as soon as she was
full enough of holes.

A wounded Nyamwezi came scrambling on deck, spouting blood from his
neck and crazed with fear.  He jumped overboard and tried to swim
toward the launch, but one of the Germans hit him in the head at the
third shot and he disappeared.  Then one of Schillingschen's elephant
bullets slit my sleeve, and the next one pierced my helmet.

"Put one into Schillingschen, Fred!" I shouted, but Fred did not
answer.  He kept up a very steady succession of shots that were doing
no good at all that I could see.

Another German bullet found its mark below deck in the thigh of the
Goanese.  He might have known enough to lie quiet, having some alleged
white blood in him, but instead he, too, came struggling to the
after-deck, bellowing like a mad-man.  Coutlass knocked him back below
with a blow on the chin, and he there and then threw the whole crowd
into a panic by screaming and kicking.  They all began to try to swarm
together through the narrow opening, and those in the rear tore at the
reed deck.

Into that pandemonium went Coutlass, armed with nothing but Hellenic
fury, thoughtful of nothing but his lady-love--surely reckless of his
own skin.  He beat, kicked, bit, scragged, banged their foolish heads
together, cursed, spat, gouged, and strangled as surely no catamount
ever did.  Brown leaped in to lend a hand, and into the midst of that
inferno three more bullets penetrated, each wounding a man.  Lady
Waldon, mad with some idiotic strategy of her own sudden devising,
seized the tiller and tried to wrench it from my hand.  The Syrian
Rebecca, imagining new treachery and fearful for her Greek lover, tried
to prevent her with teeth and nails.  The Germans raised a war-whoop of
wild enjoyment.  And just at the height of all that, Fred's
three-and-twentieth shot went home.

There was a loud report, followed by instant nothing except stampede on
the part of the Germans to get out of reach of something.  Then the
something grew denser; invisible hot vapor became a pall of steam that
bid the launch from view, three more shots from Fred's rifle finding
the proper mark by sheer accident, for there was another explosion;
the cloud increased and the launch stopped dead.

"That gray sheet of metal wasn't her boiler at all!" Fred shouted back
to me.  "The first shot pierced the boiler when I found out where to
aim!  I think three of them are scalded badly--hope so!--high pressure
steam--superheated--did you see?  Now leave 'em to find their own way
home!"

"See if you can't get Schillingschen!" said I.

But Schillingschen was invisible in the white cloud, and Fred refused
to waste one of the half-dozen cartridges remaining.  The light wind
that bore us away from the launch also spread the screen of steam
between us and them.  A shot or two from Schillingschens rifle proved
him to be still alive, and still determined, but missed us by so much
that we began to dare to sit upright.  Then Fred went below to sort out
wounded men, plug holes in the dhow, and stop the panic, and we all
prayed for wind with a fervor they never exceeded in Nelson's fleet.

When Will had gone below to help Fred, the panic had ceased, two dead
men had been thrown overboard, and six of the crew had been set to work
bailing in deadly earnest to keep ahead of the new leaks, there was
time to consider the position and to realize how hugely better off we
were than if the launch had caught us somewhere close inshore.  Now we
could sail safely northward, every puff of wind carrying us nearer to
British water and safety, whereas unless they could mend that
high-pressure boiler, they would have to lie there for a week, or a
month--die unless some one came in search of them.  Had we holed their
boiler near the shore they would have been able to take to the land
until they found canoes.  Good canoes, well manned, could have
overhauled us hand over fist like terriers after a rat.

It was fifteen minutes yet before we were out of rifle range, and
Schillingschen tried to make the most of them when the steam thinned,
exposing his beefy carcass recklessly.  But by the time it had thinned
down sufficiently to let him really see us we were too far away to make
sure shooting.  He slit the sail, giving us half a night's work to mend
it, and made three more holes in our planking, but hurt nobody.

That was the only launch the German government had on the lake in those
days, an almost perfect toy with an aluminum hull and more up-to-date
gadgets on her machinery than a battleship's engineer could have
explained the purpose of in a watch.  They had lavished a whole
appropriation on one show.  From the minute we were out of range of
Schillingschen's big-bore elephant gun we ran risk of starvation, and
perhaps surprise, but no longer of pursuit, and we headed the Queen of
Sheba as nearly as we could guess for British East with feelings that
even Lady Waldon shared, for she grew distantly polite again, and
complimented Fred on his cool nerve and accurate shooting.

We should have suspected treachery, for she made no attempt to
retaliate on Rebecca for scratching her face.  Unnatural inaction
should have put us on our guard.  She even went so far as to compliment
the maid on "finding such a great, strong, brave man as Coutlass to
cherish her."  The Greek simply cooed at that--threw out his great
chest and rearranged with his fingers the whiskers that had almost
totally disguised him.

(There was not one of us but looked like a pirate by that time.  The
natives of that part of Africa shave every particle of hair from their
bodies whenever they get the chance, and prefer their heads as shiny
and naked as any other part of them.  But the German prison system,
devised to break the spirit of whoever came within its clutches,
included prohibition of shaving, so that we had the woolliest crowd of
passengers imaginable.)

We found it impossible to help being sorry for Lady Waldon, or even for
the maid, who suffered in spite of Coutlass's kisses and strong arms.
The obvious fact that the dhow was no place for a woman made us
overlook the conduct of both of them over and over again, shutting eyes
and ears to Lady Waldon's meanness and the maid's increasing impudence.

Lady Waldon actually began to set her own cap at Coutlass, encouraging
him to boast to the porters, and pretending to admire the gift with
which he told them tales in Kiswahili that would have made even her
blush if she had understood the half of them.  At intervals the maid
grew jealous, and had to be kissed back to serenity by Coutlass, who
was no less in love with her because of any mere addition to the number
of his interests.  He could have made hot love to six women, and have
enjoyed it.  There were times when he really flattered himself that
Lady Waldon admired his looks and fine physique.

Food was now the chief concern.  We trailed a fishing line behind us,
but caught nothing.  Brown said there were too many crocodiles for fish
to be plentiful, but on the other hand, Kazimoto, who surely should
have known, swore that the water was full of big fish, and that the
islanders lived on little else.  Whatever the truth of it, we caught
nothing; and when we reached an island whose shore was lined with
fish-traps made of stakes and basket-work we searched all the traps in
vain.  The natives we saw in the distance all ran away from us, and
there were no crops that we could see of any kind, which rather bore
out Kazimoto's story.

"Crocks' eggs are what those savages eat, I tell you!" Brown insisted.
"They're wholesome and don't taste worse than a rotten hen's egg."  We
offered him his own price if he would eat one himself in the presence
of us all; but hungry though we were all beginning to be, he refused,
and we needed his example.

After that first island we began to sail among a regular archipelago,
most of them scarcely better than granite rocks on which the crocodiles
could crawl to sun themselves, but some of them a half-mile long, or
longer.  Nearly all of them were barren, but at last, when we judged
ourselves well inside the British portion of the lake, we came on a
very large one that had a mountain in the middle of it, and contained a
fair-sized village hidden among trees.

It was dark, and we were all famished when we reached it, so when we
had poled the dhow into a little bay between granite boulders big
enough to hide her, mast and all, we went ashore, made fires, and
served out the last handfuls of rice, skimping our own allowance to
increase those of the porters, whose larger stomachs afforded vaster
yearning power.  They were pitiably meager rations--a mere jest--an
insult to hungry men; but we found before we had cooked and finished
them that we had witnesses who thought us fortunate.

They came so silently that even the porters did not notice them at
first--gaunt black shadows flitting in the deeper shadows, and coming
presently to squat outside the edge of the circle of firelight, until a
tribe, men, women and little children, were all gathered around us
burning up the darkness with their eyes.

They were hungrier than we!  Our food, that looked so scant to us, to
them was a very feast of the gods!  They all had pieces of leather or
plaited grass drawn tight around their middles to lessen the pangs of
hunger, and the chief, who sat rather apart from the rest, gnawed at a
piece of bark.

None of them wore any clothes.  Those that had goat-skin aprons had
them on behind, and they were as free from self-consciousness as the
trees in winter.  Some of them had spears, and they all had knives, yet
none offered violence, or as much as begged.  There were three or four
hundred of them, at the lowest reckoning, yet they allowed us to finish
our meal in the dark in peace.

There was nothing to say when we had finished.  We knew what the matter
was, and they knew we knew.  We had nothing to share with them, and
they knew that, for they could see the empty rice bags that the porters
had shaken and beaten to get out the very dust.  We did not know their
language; even Kazimoto professed himself ignorant of any dozen words
that could unlock their understanding.

Presently, under the eyes of all of them, Fred got out the rifle from
its wrappings and proceeded to clean and oil it carefully, as every
genuine hunter should before he sleeps.

Then it was evident at once that new hope for some reason had been born
among that silent crowd.  The chief, uninvited, drew nearer and watched
every detail of Fred's husbandry with glittering eye.

"Give him the oily rag to suck!" suggested Brown, but that proved not
to be the key to his interest, for he thrust the rag back into Fred's
hand and motioned to him to continue cleaning.

Finally Fred examined the last handful of cartridges carefully one by
one, and filled the magazine.  Then, after making sure the sights were
in order, he began to wrap the rifle again.

But at that the chief held out a lean long arm and stopped him.
Coutlass sprang to his feet in a hurry, imagining that was a signal to
attack at last, but Fred ordered him to sit down, and Lady Waldon, who
seemed possessed for the once by uncanny calmness, asked him to give
her an arm to the dhow, where she proposed to try to sleep.  Coutlass
felt flattered, and obeyed.  The maid got up and followed them both in
a fury of jealousy, and they three were lost to view in a moment among
the shadows cast by our four flickering fires.  The other Greek got up
and followed them, leaving the Goanese already snoozing by the fire.

Then, just as the half of a brilliantly pale moon rose above the
papyrus, the chief came a pace nearer and touched Fred's hand.  Then he
beckoned.  Then he touched the hand again and retreated backward.
Glancing around I saw the shadows that were his tribe leaning toward us
in strained attention, with eyes for nothing but their chief and Fred.
Understanding there was something that the chief desired him to go and
do, Fred passed the rifle to Will and rose to his feet.

With patience that was simply pathetic the chief shook his head and
tried to explain something in weary-motioned pantomime.  Fred took the
rifle back from Will.  The chief nodded.  Fred started to follow him,
and then the whole tribe sighed, with a sound like the evening wind
rustling through the papyrus.

It being clear now that he was to shoot something, Fred took the
wrappings off the rifle, threw them to me, and walked into the dark,
the chief trotting ahead like a phantom and glancing back to beckon
about once a minute.  Not caring to miss the play, we followed in
Indian file, I bringing up the rear.

The whole tribe rose at once and flitted along beside us on our
landward side.  We could not hear a footfall, or a breath.  They passed
through dry grass without rustling, neither stumbling nor crowding one
another, but all so governed by one all-absorbing thought that they
acted in absolute unison.  That the thought was food did not, even in
their starving state, make them forget the crowning need for silence.
We with our leather boots made more noise than all they together.

We passed along the lake shore for half a mile, until suddenly the
chief, looking tall as a stripped tree in the pale uncertain light,
threw up an arm and waved it in a circle.  Instantly the whole tribe
vanished.  It was as if a puff of wind had blown them; or as if they
had been figures thrown on a screen by a magic lantern and suddenly
switched off at the performer's whim. Then the chief continued forward,
we marching more carefully.

Now he turned to the half-right and followed a narrow track across a
neck of land that jutted out into the lake.  We approached a low rise,
and as he drew near the top of that he went down on hands and knees,
crawling up the last few yards so cautiously that I had to stare hard
to be sure he was there at all.

As soon as Fred came near he made frantic signals to him to get down
and crawl too; so we all knelt down and crawled behind Fred, striving
to make no noise and filling the unhappy chief so full of fury at the
noise we did make that he writhed in nervous torment.

On top of the rise Fred stopped and in imitation of the chief thrust
his head forward very gradually.  One by one we followed suit until,
lying prone in line along the ridge within thirty paces of the water,
we saw at last what we were after.

Bathed in the moonlight, head and shoulders clear of the mirror-like
water, a great bull hippopotamus surveyed the scenery, drinking in
contentment through his little placid eyes.  Out there nothing troubled
him, as for instance the mosquitoes troubled us.  He had eaten his
fill, for some sort of green stuff hung from his jaws; and he was
beginning to feel sleepy, for he opened his enormous mouth and yawned
straight toward us--three tons of meat on the hoof, less than a hundred
yards away, stock-still, and unsuspicious!

The chief began whispering unintelligible warnings in a voice so low
that it sounded like the drone of insects.  Fred thrust the rifle
forward inch by inch and, taking his time about it, settled himself
comfortably for the shot.  It was no easy shot in that uncertain light
at a downward angle.  The glare of the sun on the lake had troubled his
eyes during the last few days.  The shimmer of the moonlight was
deceptive now.  I wished he would pass the rifle to Will, or even to
Brown of Lumbwa, who was digging his fingers into the earth beside me
in almost uncontrollable excitement.  But Fred was unperturbed, and the
chief, who was nervous enough to detect the slightest sign of
nervousness in Fred, did not seem to mistrust him for one second.

Three times I saw Fred breathe deeply, as if about to squeeze the
trigger, but each time he was only "makkin' sikkar," and eased his
lungs again.  The target a hippo offers to a Mauser rifle bullet is not
much more than half the size of a man's hand, including only the ear
and eye and the narrow space between them.  By daylight at a hundred
yards that is nothing for a cool shot to complain about, but in
half-moonlight, at that angle, it is none too much.  I swore silently,
wishing again and again that Fred would pass the rifle to Will, or to
Brown--or to me!  Yet if he had passed it to me I should have trembled
worse than any one.

Visions began to haunt me of what would happen if Fred should miss!
What would the effect be on wild folk tortured by hunger and keyed to
the pitch of frenzy by suspense?  Then, even while we watched, another
problem added itself.  Over on the water there began to come a wind,
driving ripples and little waves in front of it.  The moment those came
near the hippo he would vanish from view, for they only care for
moonlight when they can see it mirrored on a perfectly still surface.

I cursed Fred between set teeth, almost loud enough for him to hear me;
for the hippo did move.  His head was a foot nearer water-level; he
had seen or heard something that alarmed him.  He was in the act of
sinking under water when Fred made sure of the sights at last and the
rifle spoke, ringing out into the still night like the crack of
Judgment Day, more startling because we had waited so long for it in
such suspense.

Instantly the amazing happened.  A yell burst out behind us that split
the night apart.  Where stilly blackness had been, now four or five
hundred crazy shadows leaped and danced, murdering the silence with
marrow-curdling noises intended to express joy.

Out on the water the stricken hippo pitched head downward and plunged
like a mountain of meat gone mad, thrashing up great waves that were
darkened with his life-blood.  A whole herd, several hundred strong,
emerged shoulder-high from the water to take one swift look at him and
flee.  The arriving wind overswept the little whirlpools they all made
in the moonlight, as they dived to seek seclusion somewhere and no
doubt to choose themselves a new bully after terrific fighting.

Our quarry plunged a last time, and stayed under.  Now was new anxiety.
In twenty minutes or half an hour he should rise to the surface again,
but no man could guess where, and the wind and currents would very
swiftly hide his great carcass somewhere amid the acres of papyrus
unless sharp eyes were alert.

But the papyrus was friend as well as foe.  In a space of time to be
measured by seconds the yelling young men of the tribe had uncovered
three canoes, hidden from marauding enemies among the
more-than-man-high reeds, and the rest of the tribe--men, women and
young ones--scattered along the shore to watch from between the stalks.

In less than fifteen minutes some one yelled, and even the very old
men, who had stayed beside us to gape at Fred's rifle and our clothes
and boots, began running like hares toward the sound.  In twenty
minutes after that, with the aid of grass ropes and leather thongs,
they had hauled the huge carcass to the shore and rolled it out of the
water, where it lay glistening in moonlight, stumpy, foolish, legs
uppermost.

The butcher's work----the feast--did not begin yet.  There was
time-honored custom to obey, which Kazimoto knew all about even if
those ignorant wachenzie* would have fallen to without ceremony.  He
drove them off.  A white man had slain that animal; therefore the
white man's choice of meat was first, and he very leisurely and
skillfully cut out the enormous tongue for us and fifty pounds of meat
for our following before he would let them as much as touch the carcass
with a dagger.   [* Plural of machenzie, "man from 'way back,'"
"rube," "simp."]

Then, though, the tribe fell to, naked, with little naked
knives--tearing off the thick hide in foot-wide strips, and hacking the
red flesh into lumps that they ate, raw and quivering, while they
worked.  The little bits of children, each chewing raw bloody meat,
brought baskets for the overflow, dragging them to wherever they could
find a space between the legs of struggling men, the women emptying the
baskets almost as fast as the children filled them, and chewing until
their jaws ran blood.

Nothing was wasted.  The blood was caught in pools in part of the hide,
spread like an apron on the earth, and lapped up by whoever could get
to it.  The very guts were gathered up in baskets to be cooked.  And
where the last little soft iron dagger had done its work, the blood had
been drunk, and the last scrap of hide bad been cut into strips, to be
chewed when the meat and its memory were things of the past, the
enormous ribs lay glistening in the moonlight like those of an
abandoned wreck, picked as clean as if the kites had done it.

"Have we done a commendable thing?" laughed Fred, looking at the
crowd's distended paunches.  "There's a good bull hippo the less.
We've saved the lives for a time of several hundred gluttons.  They
know neither grace nor gratitude."

But he was wrong.  They did.  They brought Fred a woman--their fattest,
ugliest; which means she was skin and bone and uglier than Want, also
she was more afraid of Fred than Satan is said to be of shriving.  The
chief led her by the hand, she hanging back and hiding her face under
one arm (which left the rest of her nakedness unprotected).  He seized
Fred's hand and put the woman's in it.

"Now you're spliced!" Brown explained.  "Married to the gal forever in
presence of legal witnesses!"

Kazimoto confirmed the fearful news.

"Married in regular form an' accord with tribal custom!"  Brown
continued, nodding solemnly.

"Divorce me--soon and swiftly, somebody!" Fred demanded.

We appealed to Kazimoto for information, but only threw him into a
quandary, and he proceeded to add to ours.  The usual price for a
woman, it seemed, was cows--many or few according as she was lovely or
her father rich. In case of divorce, custom decreed that the cows with
their offspring should be given back.  The objection to any other
property than cows changing hands to bind or loose in wedlock was that
food, for instance, when eaten was not returnable.

"Married to the gal for good an! all!"' Brown grinned, nudging Will and
me to note Fred's consternation.  "You'd better stay here an' take the
chief's job when he kicks the bucket--possibly you can speed the day by
overfeedin' him!"

"Some men's luck," Will murmured, but stopped in mid-sentence, for
interruption came in the form of a weird figure, gesticulating like a
windmill, stumbling and careening through the gloom, shouting as it
came.  Not until it was thirty yards away did an intelligible sound
explain at least who the apparition was.

"Gassharamminy!  Give me that gun!"

Coutlass burst in among us so out of breath that he could not force
through his teeth another rational syllable, but he made his intentions
partly clear by snatching at Fred's rifle, persisting until Will and I
pulled him off.

"The dhow's gone!" he panted at last.  "Give me that rifle, or come
yourself!  Hurry!  There's a wind!  You'll be too late!"

"You're dreaming or drunk!" Fred answered, but Coutlass refused to be
disbelieved, and in another moment we were all running as fast as we
dared through the darkness toward the camp-fires, where we had left the
Goanese snoozing and the dhow snugly moored among the rocks.

The chief and his followers far outdistanced us in spite of their
gorged condition--all except the woman, who jogged dutifully, although
unhappily, behind Fred.  When we reached the campfires they were
standing gazing out on the lake, where we could just make out the
bellying sail of the Queen of Sheba leaning like a phantom away from
the gaining wind.  The distance was not to be judged in that weak
uncertain light.  We all shouted together, but there came no answer and
we could not tell whether the sound carried as far as the dhow or not.

"Gassharamminy!--why don't you shoot!" shouted Coutlass, dancing up and
down the bank in frenzy.  "Give me that rifle!  I'll show you!  I'll
teach them!"

I believe I would have fired if the rifle had been in my hands.  Brown,
last to arrive and most out of breath, joined with Coutlass in angry
shouts for vengeance.  Will offered no argument against sending them a
parting shot.  Fred set the butt of the rifle down with a determined
snort, walked over toward the fire, stirred the embers, threw on more
fuel, and looked about him when the dry wood blazed.

"If she has left as much as one blanket among the lot of us, I don't
see it anywhere!" he said, taking his seat on a rock.

"A blanket?" sneered Coutlass.  "She has even your money!  Worse than
that--she has my woman!  You were a gum-gasted galoot not to shoot at
her!"

Fred patted the bulging pocket of his shooting jacket.

"Most of the money is here," he said quietly, and we all sighed with
relief.

"Take canoes and chase them!" shouted Coutlass, beginning to dance up
and down again.

"There's time enough" Fred answered.  "We know the winds of these parts
well enough by this time.  This will blow until midnight.  Then calm
until dawn.  After dawn a little more wind for an hour or two, then
doldrums again until late afternoon.  They'll run on a rock in all
likelihood.  If they do we can catch them at our leisure, supposing we
can get these islanders to paddle.  If it should blow hard, then we
can't catch them anyhow.  Sit down and tell us what happened, Coutlass!"

The Greek cursed and swore and pranced, but all in vain.  Fred was
inexorable.  We others grew calmer when the problem of who should
paddle the canoes solved itself suddenly with the arrival of fourteen
of our own men.  Discovering themselves left behind, they had run along
the bank in vain hope of catching the dhow somehow--perchance of
swimming through the crocodile-infested water, and returned now
disconsolate, to leap and laugh with new hope at sight of us and of the
red meat that Kazimoto had thrown on the ground near the fire.  They
came near in a cluster.  Will hacked off a lump of meat for them, and
they forthwith forgot their troubles, as instantly as the birds forget
when a sparrow-hawk has done murder down a hedge-row and swooped away.

Not everything was gone after all.  Kazimoto found the pots we had
cooked the rice in, and started to boil the hippo's tongue for us.

"Come, Coutlass--sit down before we eat and tell us what happened,"
Fred suggested.

The Greek paced up and down another time or two, and at last calmed
himself sufficiently to laugh at Fred's woman, who had squatted down
patiently in the shadow behind him.

"Easy for you!" he grinned savagely, squatting on the far side of the
fire.  "You have a woman!  Mine is God knows where!  She said to
me--that hell-damned Lady Saffren Waldon said to me--we sat all three
together in the stern of the dhow, I with my arm around Rebecca, and
she said to me--"

"I'll see if I can't make a dicker for the chief's canoes," Will
interrupted.    "We can hear the Greek's tale any old time."

"Trade my woman for them!" Fred suggested cheerfully.  "Go on,
Coutlass!"

The Greek gritted his teeth savagely.  "She said--that hell-damned Lady
Saffren Waldon said, as we sat there in the dhow, 'How about the
kicking Fred Oakes gave you on the island, Mr. Coutlass?  Where is your
Greek honor?'--Do you see?  She worked on my bodily bruises and my
spiritual courage at the same time--the cunning hussy!  'That Fred
Oakes will win this Rebecca away from you very soon!' she went on.  'I
have watched him."'

Fred smiled about as comfortably as a martyr on the grid.  The presence
of the dusky damsel, confirmed by her smell behind him, made him touchy
on the subject of sex.

"Presently she said to me, 'I have my own affairs that will adjust
themselves all the better for their absence when I get to British East.
As for you, they will simply report you to the authorities for raiding
those cattle of Brown's.  Can you imagine that creature Brown forgiving
you?  He will have you thrown in jail!  Why wait?  But we must not
leave the Goanese or the other porters, and we must hurry!  You go,'
she said, 'and send the Goanese and the rest of the porters on board!'

"So I did go.  I kicked de Sousa awake, and he cursed me, because my
toe landed once or twice on his thigh where the bullet wounded him.  I
drove him on board, and she put him to work with Kamarajes getting up
the sail.  Then I went off to get those cursed porters.  I could not
find them!  The dogs had gone to the village, to find women I don't
doubt!  I tell you what I would do to them if they were mine!"

"Never mind that!" Fred cut in.  We could all guess what form the
punishment would take.  "Get on with the tale!  You couldn't find the
porters.  What next?"

"I decided to leave the dogs behind, and serve them right!  I went back
to the dhow in a great hurry.  She was gone!  Vanished!  Disappeared as
if the lake had opened up and swallowed her!  I could just see the sail
in the distance.  I shouted!  No answer!  I shouted again.  I heard
Rebecca call to me!  Then I heard laughter--Lady Isobel Saffren
Waldon's laughter!  Gassharamminy!  I will run red-hot skewers into
that woman when I catch her!  Do you see how she has vengeance on
Rebecca?  Do you see now why she took sides between me and Kamarajes
and de Sousa?  Do you see how she has plotted?  What will she do now?
What Will she do?"

He began to pace up and down again furiously, shaking both fists at the
unresponsive stars.

"She will do Rebecca an injury!  She will give that girl to de Sousa or
to that old Kamarajes!  We shall never catch them!  Gassharamminy!  Oh,
Absalom!  You should have fired when I told you!  That she-dog has a
trick of some kind up her sleeve yet!  How shall we catch her?  Why do
we wait?  Give me that rifle!  I will take a canoe and go after them
alone!  You do not know what Greek spirit is!  I am American
sometimes--English when it suits me--always Greek when I am wronged!"

"You certainly have been put upon" Fred answered.  "Tell us how your
Greek spirit justified deserting us."

"Why not?" snarled Coutlass.  "Do you love me?  What would you do to me
if you could get me to British East in your power?  You would hand me
over as a cattle thief!"

"You bet I will!" admitted Brown of Lumbwa.  "You dog, you've ruined
me!"

"What did I tell you?" demanded Coutlass.  "Why, then, should I not
look out for myself?"

"I think we'd better leave you on this island," Fred told him quietly.
"We can't trust you out of sight.  The only way to prevent you from
stealing this rifle and murdering us all would be to lie awake in
turns."

"Bah!" grinned the Greek, striding back toward the fire.  "How many
cartridges have you left?  Five, eh?  After I had murdered all of you,
how many would remain?"

"You'll have to think of a better argument than that," smiled Fred, and
for the first time I suspected he was speaking in deadly earnest.
Coutlass suspected it, too, and grew still.  The sweat burst out on his
face, and his eyes bulged from their sockets.

"You will leave me here?" he stammered.

Fred nodded, smiling up at him.

"You see, you're such on all-in scoundrel!" Brown assured him.

"You!  You poor drunkard!" Coutlass turned his back on Brown, and faced
Fred squarely.  "You are a man, Mr. Oakes!  I can speak to you as to my
brother."

Fred smiled blandly.

"I will speak to you God's truth!"

Fred grinned.

"I will tell you where the ivory is!"

Fred threw his head back and laughed outright.

"I speak to you on my honor!  That mother of misery, Lady Saffren
Waldon, stole a map from Shillingschen.  Before I would agree to set
the town on fire I made her give me that for a hostage, lest she should
prove treacherous and leave me behind after all!  I have it now!  It is
marked with a circle to show where Schillingschen believes the stuff
must be, because he has searched everywhere else!"

"If that map is worth anything," Fred countered, "how did Lady Saffren
Waldon care to leave you behind with it?"

"The harridan forgot it!" answered Coutlass.  "She was so delighted to
get vengeance on Rebecca by taking her away from me that she did not
care for anything else!  She hates you!  She hates me!  She hates
Rebecca!  Those who hate--as I can hate!--would rather have revenge
than all the riches of Africa!  Do you think I would hesitate between
money and revenge on her?"

"All right," Fred answered.  "The map, then--what about it?"

"Take me with you and the map is yours!"

"Show it to me, then!"

"I must have a share of the ivory!"

"Show me the map first!"

Coutlass searched inside his flannel shirt--swiftly--more
swiftly--angrily.  His jaw dropped.  Even between the fire-light and
the moonlight one could judge that his color changed--and changed again.

"Show me the map before we bargain!" Fred insisted.  "Hurry, man!
There's Mr. Yerkes with the canoe.  We can't wait here all night!"

"It is gone!" admitted Coutlass.  "Some one stole it!"

"I could have told you that in the first place," Fred informed him,
rising to his feet.  "I have the map in my pocket."

"You stole it?" Coutlass gasped.

"Certainly not.  Rebecca stole it while she was supposed to be sleeping
in your arms!"

"Gassharamminy!  I might have known it!  Those Syrians--she meant to
give us all the slip and find the ivory herself!"

"Nothing of the Sort!" said Fred.  "She stole it from you, to give it
to Lady Saffren Waldon!  Kazimoto saw her do it--saw where Lady Waldon
hid it--and stole it from her while she slept to give to me, believing
it to be something of mine.  Here it is!"

Fred let the end of a folded map protrude from his inner pocket just
far enough for Coutlass to recognize it by the fire-light.  The Greek
turned on his heel.

"All right!" he said ruefully, swinging suddenly round again.  "If you
were alone I would fight you, my knife against your rifle!  I can not
fight all four of you!  Go away then, and be damned!  I have nothing to
offer.  There is nothing I can do.  Leave me, and I will look after
myself!"

"Now you're talking like a man." said Fred.

"Leave me that woman of yours, and go to hell, all of you!" laughed the
Greek.

Fred seemed suddenly possessed of a bright idea.  He turned to the
woman and beckoned her to rise.  Then in unmistakable pantomime he went
through the motions of presenting her to Coutlass.  The woman
gasped--stammered something that was positively not consent--stared
with frightened eyes at Coutlass--shook her shaven head violently--and
ran away into the darkness, pursued by roars of laughter that speeded
her on her way.

"A clear case of desertion!" announced Fred judicially.  "You men are
witnesses!"  Then he turned once more to Coutlass.  "I don't think
we'll leave you to raise Cain on this island.  It depends on you
whether we find you a lonelier island--turn you loose or hand you over
to the authorities in British East!"

"Good!" Coutlass shouted.  "By Jingo, you are a gentleman!  You are the
best man in the world!  I will treat you as my brother!"

"Thanks!" said Fred dryly.

"Aren't you men ever coming?" asked Will, striding out of the shadows.
"I've made the dicker--found a man who'd been on the mainland and knows
Swahili.  The chief's agreeable to loan us two canoes in place of
deeding you the woman.  I took your name in vain, Fred, and consented
to that while your back was turned--kick all you like--the deed is
done!  Four of his savages come with us as far as we want to go, we
feeding 'em meat and paying 'em money.  It's agreed they're to eat just
as often as we do.  They paddle the canoes back home when we're through
with them.  Are you all ready?  Then all aboard!  Let's hurry!"




CHAPTER TWELVE

"MANY THAT ARE FIRST SHALL BE LAST; AND THE LAST FIRST--"

  When the last of the luck has deserted and the least of the chances
      has waned,
  When there's nowhere to run to and even the pluck in the smile
      that you carry is feigned;
  When grimmer than yesterday's horror to-morrow dawns hungry and cold,
  And your faith in the coming unknown is denied in regret for the
      known and the old,
  Then you're facing, my son, what the Fathers from Abraham down to to-day
  Have looked on alone, and stood up to alone, and each in his several way
  O'ercame (or he shouldn't be Father).  So ye shall o'ercome: while
      ye live,
  Though ye've nothing but breath and good-will to your name ye must
      stand to it naked, and give!

  Ye shall learn in that hour that the plunder ye won by profession is
      nought--
  And false was the aim ye aspired with--and dross was the glamour
      ye sought--
  The codes and the creeds that ye cherished were shadows of clouds
      in the wind,
  (And ye can not recall for their counsel lost leaders ye dallied
      behind!)
  Ye shall stand in that hour and discover by agony's guttering flame
  How the fruits of self-will, and the lees of ambition and
      bitterness all are the same,
  Until, stripped of desire, ye shall know that was death.  Then the
      proof that ye live
  Shall be knowledge new-born that the naked--the fools and the felons,
      can give!

  Then the suns and the stars in their courses shall speedily swing
      to your aid,
  And nothing shall hinder you further, and nothing shall make you afraid,
  For the veriest edges of evil shall challenge your joy, and no more,
  And room for the right shall shine clear in your vision where wrong
      was before.
  Then the stones in the road shall be restful that used to be traps
      for your feet,
  Then the crowd shall be kind that was cruel before, and your
      solitude sweet
  That was want to be gloomy aforetime and gray--when the proof that ye
      live
  Is no longer the pain of desire, but the will--and the wit--and
      the vision, to give!


The canoes were the usual crazy affairs, longer and rather wider than
the average.  The bottom portion of each was made from a tree-trunk,
hollowed out by burning, and chipped very roughly into shape.  The
sides were laboriously hewn planks, stitched into place with thread
made from papyrus.

Some of the men left behind were our personal servants.  Counting them
and Kazimoto, there were twenty natives remaining with us, making, with
the four men lent us by the chief, an allowance of twelve to each
canoe.  If we had had loads as well it would have been a problem how to
get the whole party away; but as Lady Saffren Waldon had left us
nothing but three cooking-pots, we just contrived to crowd the last man
in without passing the danger point, Fred taking charge of the first
canoe with Brown of Lumbwa and Kazimoto, and leaving Coutlass with the
other canoe to Will and me.  We agreed it was most convenient to keep
the Greek and the rifle separated by a stretch of water.

There is one inevitable, invariable way of starting on a journey by
canoe in Africa.  Somebody pushes off.  The naked paddlers, seated at
intervals down either side, strain their toes against a thwart or a
rib.  The leading paddler yells, and off you go with a swing and a
rhythmic thunder as they all bring their paddles hard against the
boat's side at the end of each stroke. Fifty--sixty--seventy--perhaps a
hundred strokes they take at top speed, and the passenger settles down
to enjoy himself, for there is no more captivating motion in the world.
Then suddenly they stop, and all begin arguing at top of their lungs.
Unless the passenger is a man of swift decision and firm purpose there
is frequently a fight at that stage, likely to end in overturned canoes
and an adventure among the crocodiles.

Our voyage broke no precedents.  We started off in fine style, feeling
like old-time emperors traveling in state; and within ten minutes we
were using paddles ourselves to poke and beat our men into
understanding of the laws of balance, they abusing one another while
the canoes rocked and took in water through the loosely laid on planks.

The fiber stitching began to give out very soon after that, because
when not in use the canoes were always hauled out somewhere and the
dried-out fiber cracked and broke.  We had all to sit to one side while
some one restitched the planking.  Later, when a wind came up and the
quick short sea arose peculiar to lakes, we were very glad we had done
that job so early.

It was only the first mile that as much as suggested enjoyment.  Never
accustomed to much paddling in any case, our own men had suffered from
hunger and confinement in the reeking hot dhow.  Then, hippo meat needs
hours of cooking to be wholesome (our own share of it was still in the
pot, waiting to be boiled more thoroughly at the next halting place).
They had merely toasted their tough lumps in the camp-fire embers and
gobbled it.  The result was a craving for sleep, noisily seconded by
the chief's four men, who had eaten the stuff without cooking at all,
and in enormous quantities.

We began with a keen determination to overhaul the dhow, that dwindled
as we had time to think the matter over; wondering what we should do
with two such women in case we should capture them, and how we should
prevent Coutlass in that case from acting like a savage.

"Why don't we leave 'em to make their own explanations?" I proposed at
last.  "We can claim our few belongings at any time if we see fit."
But the suggestion took time to recommend itself.

That night until nearly morning we fretted at every rest the paddlers
took--drove them unmercifully--ran risks of overturning on the slippery
shoulders of partly submerged rocks--took long turns ourselves to
relieve the weary men, Coutlass working harder than the rest of us.  It
would have been a bad night's work if we had overhauled the dhow and
loosed him to do his will.

"Think of the baggage!" he kept shouting to the night at large. "Lying
in the arms of Georges Coutlass, kissing and being kissed, simply to
rob him--Coutlass--me!  Think of it!  Only think of it.  She lay in the
hook of my right arm and only thought of how to win back the favor of
the other she-hellion!  And I was deceived by such a cabbage!  Wait
though!  Nobody ever turned a trick on Georges Coutlass more than once!
Wait till we catch them!  See what I do to them!  I don't forget
Kamarajes either, or that bastard de Sousa, also pretending they were
friends of mine!  Heiah!  Hurry!  Drive the paddles in, you lazy black
men!"

It was more his hunger for revenge than any other one thing that tipped
the scales of indecision and called us off the chase.  A little before
morning, at about that darkest hour, when the stars have seen the
coming sun but the world is not yet aware of it, Fred called to us to
turn in toward a barren-looking hill of granite that rose almost sheer
out of the water but at one corner offered a shelving landing place.
There we all clambered out to stretch cramped muscles and make a fire
to cook the hippo's tongue, Coutlass cursing us for letting what he
called idleness come between us and revenge.

Kazimoto had scarcely more than gathered an armful of wood, thrown it
down, and gone to hunt for more; one of the other boys had struck a
match, and the first little flicker of crimson fire and purple smoke
was starting to curl skyward, when Fred jumped on it and stamped it out.

"Silence!" he ordered.  "Keep still every one!" and repeated it twice
in Kiswahili for the natives' benefit.

We could not see at first which way he was staring through the
darkness.  It was more than two minutes before I knew what had alarmed
him, and then it was sound, not sight that gave me the first clue.
There came a purring from the lake; and when I had searched for a
minute for the source of it I saw the glow we had watched from the dhow
in the storm the first night out--the telltale crimson stain on the
dark that rides above a steamer's funnel, and at intervals a stream of
sparks to prove they were burning wood and driving her at top speed.

"It can't be the German launch," said I.

"Why not?" demanded Fred irritably.  He knew I knew it was the German
launch as certainly as he did.

"How can they have patched her boiler?" I asked.

"How many beans make five?  They've done it, and there she goes!  No
other launch on the lake can make that speed!  I've heard the British
railway people have a launch or two, but they're small enough to have
traveled down the line on ordinary trucks.  That's the German launch
and Schillingschen as surely as we stand here!"

We waited there until dawn, arguing at intervals, not daring to light a
fire, nor caring to sleep, Coutlass sitting apart and laughing every
now and then like a hyena.

"If the men weren't so dead beat I'd be for carrying on, said Fred.

"What's the use?" argued Brown.  "We can't catch the bally launch, can
we?  Soon as it's daylight they'd see us, like as not.  I hope to get
drunk once more before I die!  Schillingschen 'ud run us down, an'
good-by us!"

"I'd say follow them if the men could make it," Will agreed.  "But
what's the odds?  It's us they're after.  They'll dare do nothing to
the women on the dhow--in British waters."

"That's so," I agreed, not believing a word of it, any more than they.
One had to calm one's feelings somehow; the men were too weary to
drive the canoes another mile at anything like speed.  Coutlass, who
had heard every word of the argument, burst out into such yells of
laughter that Fred threw a rock at him.  "Curse you, you ghoul!"

Coutlass changed his tone from demoniacal delight to quieter, grim
amusement.

"They will do nothing, eh?  It is I, Georges Coutlass, who need do
nothing!  I have my revenge by proxy!  Wait and see!"

Fred threw a second rock, and hit him squarely.

"Gassharamminy!" swore the Greek.  "Do you know that rock is harder
than a man's head?"

Fred let the boys light a fire when the sun had risen high enough to
make the little blaze not noticeable.  Most of the men were asleep, but
though our eyes ached with the long vigil we could not have copied
them.  About three hours after daylight we breakfasted off slices of
hot boiled hippo tongue and cold lake water, without salt or condiments
of any kind, and with discontent increased by that unpleasing feast we
aroused the boys and drove them into the canoes.

We forced the pace again, and picked up smoke on the sky-line an hour
before noon, but it was not from a steamer's funnel.  It was lazy,
flat-flowing, spreading smoke with a look of iniquity about it that
sent our hearts to our mouths.  We paddled toward it with frenzied
energy, and long before any of us could make out details Coutlass,
standing balancing himself amidships, told us what we knew was true and
flatly refused to believe.

"It's the Queen of Sheba burning to the water-line!"

"Sit down, you fool, or you'll upset us!"

"She's gutted already--the flame is about finished! nothing now but
smoke!"

"Sit down, you lying idiot, and hold your tongue!"

"I can see the smoke of the German launch now!  Don't you all see it?
Straight ahead beyond the smoke of the dhow!  They've burned the dhow
and steamed away!  I'll bet you a million pounds they've killed
everybody--shot 'em, or burned 'em alive, or drowned 'em!"

"Did you hear me tell you to sit down?  I'll tip you overboard and make
you swim for shore--d'ye see those crocodiles?  Ugh!  Look at the
brutes!  In you go among the crocks if you don't sit down at once!"

Coutlass took no notice of the threat, but rocked the canoe recklessly
as he stood on tiptoe.

"Think of their gall!  By Bacchus, they're steaming for British East!
I bet you five million pounds to a kick they think they've drowned the
lot of us!  They're going to steam in and report the accident!"

We got him to sit down at last by ordering the paddlers nearest him to
throw him overboard, but nothing would stop his evil croaking any more
than flat refusal to admit the truth of what he gloated over lessened
our real conviction.

Long before we reached the dhow there was no room left for unbelief.
The stern planks were charred, but stood erect, unburned yet, and the
blue and white paint smeared on them was surely that of the Queen of
Sheba.  When we came within fifty yards the water was full of loathsome
reptiles; our paddles actually struck them as they swarmed after the
prey, snapping at one another and at our canoes--long, slimy-looking
monsters, as able to smell carrion in the distance as kites are to see.

There were garments on the water--blankets--and one soaked, torn, lacy
thing that certainly had been a woman's.  More than a dozen crocodiles
fought around that.  We tried to go close enough to see whether there
were dead bodies in the dhow's charred hull, but as if the very ripple
from our paddles were the last straw, the wreck dipped suddenly ten
feet from us and plunged, the crocodiles following it down into deep
water with lashing tails--swifter than fish.

We paddled about for an hour in the blistering sun, searching stupidly
for what we knew we could never find; crocodiles remove traces of
identity more swiftly than kites and crows.

"I'll bet you they thought we were on board!" gleed Coutlass.  "I'll
bet you they opened fire, and when we didn't answer came to the
conclusion we had no ammunition.  Then they steamed close enough to
throw kerosene on board and light it!  I bet you they steamed round and
round and watched the people jump as the flames drove them overboard!
Or d'you think they shot them all, and then threw them overboard and
fired the dhow?  No--then they'd have known we weren't on the dhow;
they'd have steamed back then to find us; they thought we were in the
dhow!  They thought we were hiding below deck!  They're going to
British East to take their Bible oaths they saw us burn and drown!
Isn't that a joke!  Isn't that a good one!  Gassharamminy!  But I'd
give my hope of heaven to know whether they shot the women first or
watched them jump among the crocodiles when the heat grew fierce!"

We paddled to another rocky island--one that had trees on it, and
rested through the heat of the day when we had killed all the snakes
that had forestalled us in the shade.  There, after again eating
hippo-tongue unseasoned and ungarnished, we held a council of war, and
Fred produced the map that Rebecca stole from Coutlass.

"If we make for a township now--Kisumu is the nearest--about five and
twenty miles away," said Fred, "we can give ourselves the pleasure of
surprising Schillingschen, and of course we can get a square meal and
some clothes and soap and so on--incidentally perhaps some rifles and
ammunition.  But we can't prove a thing against Schillingschen, and he
has enough pull with British officials to make things deuced unpleasant
for us, for a time at least.  Consider the other side of it.  Suppose
we don't make for a station.  Schillingschen reports us dead.  Nobody
looks for us--unless perhaps out on the lake for a hat or some scrap of
clothing by way of corroborative evidence.  Suppose we paddle out of
this gulf and take to shore somewhere along the north end of the lake.
We've no food, no tents, only one gun, next to no ammunition, nothing
but money and a purpose.  We don't know what chance we have of getting
supplies, and particularly rifles, without letting any one know where
we are, but we do know we've a clear field and a straight mark for
Elgon, where rumor says--and Courtney said--and Schillingschen
thinks--and this map says the ivory ought to be!  The odds are against
us--climate--starvation--wild beasts--savages--last and not least, the
government, if they ever get wind of our being beyond bounds.  Are we
willing to take the chance, or are we not?"

We talked it over for an hour, Coutlass listening all ears to most of
what we said, although we drove him to the farthest limit of the shade
trees.  We were in two minds whether or not it mattered if he listened,
and made the usual two-minds hash of it.  Finally we put it to a vote,
letting Brown have a voice with the rest of us.  He was in favor of
anything that offered prospect of a gamble; and we remembered the
letter in code we had given the missionary to mail to Monty. We had
told him in that that we should make tracks for Elgon, and we all voted
the same way.

"In other words" grinned Fred, "we're perfect idiots, and ready and
willing to prove it!  Good!  If you fellows had voted the other way I'd
have gone forward to Elgon alone!"

It was then that Georges Coutlass took a hand in the game again.  He
came striding through the trees with something of his old swagger, and
sat down among us with an air.

"Count me in!" he demanded.

"D'you mean in the lake?" suggested Fred.

"In on the trip to Mount Elgon!"

"We've had nearly enough of you!" Fred answered.  "I know what's
coming!  If you don't come with us you'll tell tales?  Blackmail, eh?
Well, it won't work!  We'll set you ashore on the mainland, and if you
dare show yourself to Schillingschen or any British official, we'll run
that risk cheerfully!"

But Coutlass was imperturbable for once.  He laid a hand on Fred's
knee, and changed his tone to one of gentle persuasion between friend
and friend.

"Ah! Mr. Oakes,  I know you now too well!  You are not the man to leave
me in the lurch!  These others perhaps!  You never!  You know me, too.
You have seen me under all conditions.  You are able to judge my
character.  You know how firm a friend I can be, as well as how savage
an enemy!  You know I would never be false to a friend such as you--to
a man whom I admire as I do you!"

Will Yerkes, who had tried to keep a straight face, now went off into
peals of laughter, rolling over on his back and rocking his legs in the
air--a performance that did not appear to discourage Coutlass in the
least.  Brown was far from amused.  He advised throwing the Greek into
the lake.

"Remember those cattle o' mine!" he insisted.

"Yes!" agreed Coutlass.  "Remember those cattle!  Consider what a man
of quick decision and courage I am!  How useful I can be!  What a
forager!  What a guide!  What a fighting man!  What a hunter!  What a
liar on behalf of my friends!  What a danger for my friends' enemies!
What are the cattle of a drunkard like Brown--the poor unhappy
sot!--compared to the momentary needs of a gentleman!  Ah! By the
ordeal!  I am a gentleman, and that is the secret of it all!  You, Mr.
Oakes, as one brave gentleman, can not despise the right hand of
friendship of Georges Coutlass, another gentleman!  I know you can not!
You haven't it in you!  You were born under another star than that!  I
have confidence!  I sit contented!"

"You good-for-nothing villain!" Fred grinned.  "I'll take you at your
word!" and Brown of Lumbwa gasped, the very hairs of his red beard
bristling.

"I knew you would!" said Coutlass calmly.  "These others are not
gentlemen.  They do not understand."

"If your word is good for anything," Fred continued.

"My word is my bond!" said the Greek.

"And you really want to prove yourself my friend--"

"I would go to hell for you and bring you back the devil's favorite
wife!"

"I will set you on the mainland, to go and recover those cattle of Mr.
Brown's from the Masai who raided them!  Return them to Lumbwa, and
I'll guarantee Brown shall shake hands with you!"

"Pah! Brown! That drunkard!"

"See here!" said Brown, getting up and peeling off his coat.  "I've had
enough of being called drunkard by you.  Put up your dukes!"

But a fight between Brown and the Greek with bare fists would have been
little short of murder.  Brown was in no condition to thrash that wiry
customer, and we in no mood to see Coutlass get the better of him.

"Don't be a fool, Brown! Sit down!" ordered Fred, and having saved his
face Brown condescended readily enough.

"What you said's right," he admitted.  "Let him get my cattle back
afore he's fit to fight a gentleman!"

And so the matter was left for the present, with Georges Coutlass under
sentence of abandonment to his own devices as soon as we could do that
without entailing his starvation.  We had no right to have pity for the
rascal; he had no claim whatever on our generosity; yet I think even
Brown would not have consented to deserting him on any of those barren
islands, whatever the risk of his spoiling our plans as soon as we
should let him out of sight.

From then until we beached the canoes at last in a gap in the papyrus
on the lake's northern shore, we pressed forward like hunted men.  For
one thing, the very thought of boiled meat without bread, salt, or
vegetables grew detestable even to the natives after the second or
third meal, although hippo tongue is good food.  We tried green stuff
gathered on the islands, but it proved either bitter or else
nauseating, and although our boys gathered bark and roots that they
said were fit for food, it was noticeable that they did not eat much of
it themselves.  The simplest course was to race for the shore with as
little rest and as little sleep as the men could do with.

However, we were not noticeably better off when we first set foot on
shore.  There was nothing but short grass growing on the thin soil that
only partly hid the volcanic rock and manganese iron ore.  Victoria
Nyanza is the crater of a once enormous, long ago extinct volcano, and
we stood on a shelf of rock about a thousand feet below what had been
the upper rim--a chain of mountains leading away toward the north
higher and higher, until they culminated in Mount Elgon, another
extinct volcano fourteen thousand feet above sea level.

It was not unexplored land where we stood, but it was so little known
that the existence of white men was said to be a matter of some doubt
among natives a mile or two to either side of the old safari route that
passed from east to west.  We could see no villages, although we
marched for hours, the loaned canoe-men tagging along behind us,
hungrier than we, until at last over the back of a long low spur we
spied the tops of growing kaffir corn.

At sight of that we broke into a run and burst on the field of grain
like a pack of the dog-baboons that swoop from the hills and make
havoc.  We seized the heads of grain, rubbed them between our hands,
and had munched our fill before we were seen by the jealous owners.  A
small boy herding hump-backed cattle down in the valley watched us for
a minute, and then deserted his charge to report to the village hidden
behind a clump of trees.  Ten minutes after that we were surrounded by
naked black giants, all armed with spears and a personal smell that
outstank one's notions of Gehenna.

We had nothing to offer them, except money, for which they obviously
had not the slightest use.  None of us knew their language.  From their
point of view we were thieves taken in the act, all but one of us
unarmed as far as they knew, to be judged by the tribal standard that
for more centuries than men remember has decreed that the thief shall
die.  They were most incensed at the four unhappy islanders, probably
on the same principle that dogs pick on the weakest, and fight most
readily with dogs of a more or less similar breed.

It was Coutlass who saved that situation.  He instantly went crazy, or
the next thing to it, wrinkling up his black-whiskered face into a
caricature, yelling a Greek monologue in a refrain consisting of five
notes repeated over and over, and dancing around in a wide ring with
one leg shorter than the other and his arms executing symbols of
witchcraft.

The chief was the biggest man--not an inch less than seven feet--black
as ebony, from the curly hair, into which his patient wives had plaited
fiber to hang in a greasy lump over his neck, all down his naked body
to the soles of his enormous feet.  Each time he came in front of that
individual Coutlass paused and executed special finger movements, like
the trills of a super-pianist, ending invariably in a punctuation point
that made the savage shiver.

The fifth time round, to avoid the accusing fingers, the giant dodged
behind a smaller man, who dodged behind a woman, who promptly turned
and ran, swinging in the wind behind her a bustle like a horse's tail
that was her only garment.  Her flight was the touch that settled the
decision in our favor.  We all began to do a mumbo-jumbo dance around
Coutlass, and in five seconds more the whole armed party was in full
retreat, holding their spears behind them as some sort of protection
against magic.

"After that," said Coutlass proudly, "will you still dismiss me from
your party, gentlemen?"

"You've got to go and find Brown's cattle and return them to him!" Fred
answered firmly.  But we none of us felt like sending him packing until
he was better fed and some provision could be made for his safety on
the road.  It was wonderful, the number of excuses that flocked through
my mind for befriending the ruffian, and later on I found it was the
same with Fred and Will.  Brown, on the other hand, affected
indignation at his being allowed to go with us another yard.

"Make a rope o' grass an' hang the swine!" he grumbled.

We decided to march on the village, retreat being obviously far too
dangerous, and the only likely safe course being to follow up the
chance success.  Sleep another night in the open among the mosquitoes
and wild beasts, besides making us wretched at the mere suggestion, was
likely to bring us all down with fever.  We preferred the thought of
fever to the loneliness; for man is unlike all other nomads, and that
is why the dog takes kindly to him; he must have a home of his own--a
portable one, if you will--a tub like Diogenes--a Bedouin's tent--a
cave, or a hole in the ground--something, so be he may rent it or own
it or know for a fact he may sleep there when night comes.  Life in the
open is only good fun when there is cover to take to at will.

All the way along the winding foot-track leading in every imaginable
direction except toward the village, and only turning suddenly toward
it when we had grown disgusted and decided to leave it and try to find
another, Brown kept pointing out trees with suitable overhanging arms
to which we might hang Coutlass.  The Greek, with eyes for nothing but
the fat, hump-backed village cattle in the distance, seemed to think
only of them, until Will commented on the fact, and Fred saw fit to
drop a hint.

"Steal as much as a young calf, Coutlass, and we'll let Brown choose
the tree!  Try it on if you don't believe me!"

The villagers closed their gate against us by dragging great piles of
thorn across the gap in the rough palisade, but, as Coutlass pointed
out, they would have to open it up again to let the cattle in before
dark, so we sat down and ate the remaining fragments of the hippo
tongue--no ambrosia by that time; it had to be eaten, to save it from
utter waste!

Then Coutlass once more did a first-class devil dance backward and
forward this time before the gate, putting genius into it and fear into
the hearts of the defenders.  Kazimoto helped even more than he by
discovering a native within the palisade who could speak a common
tongue.

Their villagers held a very noisy council on their side of the thorn
obstruction, under the apparent impression that it was sound- and
bullet-proof.  It was beginning to be pretty obvious that a man who
advised volleying through the crevices with spears was winning the
argument when Kazimoto detected familiar accents and raised his voice.
After that the barricade was dragged aside within ten minutes and we
entered, if not in honor, at least in temporary safety.

Luxury is a question of contrast.  That evening in a hut assigned to us
by the chief, squatting on the trodden cow-dung floor, leaning against
the dried-mud sides, with a little fire of sticks in the midst to give
us light and keep mosquitoes at a distance at the expense of almost
unbearable heat, we ate porridge made from mtama as they call their
kaffir corn, and washed it down with milk--good rich cows' milk, milked
by Kazimoto into our own metal pot instead of their unwashed gourds.
Lucullus never dined better.

The feast was only rather spoiled by two things:  we all had chiggers
in our feet--the minute fleas that haunt the dust of native villages
and insert themselves under toe-nails to grow great and lay their eggs.
(Nearly every native in the village had more than one toe missing.)
And the chief felt obliged to insert his smelly presence among us and
ask innumerable idiotic questions through the medium of his interpreter
and Kazimoto.  He received some astonishing answers, but would not have
been satisfied with anything more reasonable.  We wanted him satisfied,
and gave our interpreter free rein.

The main trouble was we had nothing of value to offer him.  Money was
something he had no knowledge of.  He wanted beads of a certain size
and color; for two handfuls of them he expressed himself willing to be
our friend for life.  We had to educate him about money, and Kazimoto
assured him that the silver rupees Fred produced from a bag were so
precious that governments went to war to get them away from other
governments.

But the impression still prevailed that we were wasikini--poor men;
and that is a fatal qualification in the savage mind.

"Why have you only one gun?"

In vain Kazimoto assured him that we had dozens of guns "at home"--that
Fred's landed possessions were so vast that two hundred strong men
walking for a month would be unable to march across them--that Fred's
wives (Fred seemed to live under a cloud of sexual scandal in those
days) were so many in number they had to be counted twice a day to make
sure none was missing.

The chief had eighteen wives of his own to show.  He could prove his
matrimonial felicity.  Why had Fred left his behind?  How did he dare?
Who looked after them?  Had he left the guns behind to guard the women?
Why did such a rich man travel without food for his men?  The chief
had seen us with his own eyes devour porridge as if we were starving.

To have told him the truth would have been worse than useless.  To have
mentioned such a thing as shipwreck would only have stirred the savage
instinct to prey off all unfortunates.  Failing evidence of wealth in
our possession, the only feasible plan was to claim so much that he
might believe some of it, and it was Coutlass, drawing a bow at a
venture, who ordered Kazimoto to tell him that we expected a party in a
few days bringing tents, provisions and more guns.

"There will be blue-and-white beads of the sort you long for among
those loads," added Kazimoto on his own account; and that eased the
chief's mind for the night.  Fred gave him a half-rupee, and promised
him to exchange it when the loads should come for as many of the beads
as he could seize in his two fists.  The chief went out to brag to the
village, opening and closing his fists to see how huge their compass
was; and later that night his wives had to be beaten for fighting.
They were jealous because the fattest and the youngest new one had both
been promised double shares.

There was another fight because our porters emerged from their hut and
demanded that a barren cow out of the village herd be butchered.  They
made their meaning perfectly clear by taking the cow by the horns and
tail and throwing her on her back.  Fred decided that argument with a
thick stick about four feet long.

The unusual spectacle of some one taking sides against his own men,
whatever the rights or wrongs of it, so affected the chief that he
entered our hut next morning disposed to hold us up for double promises
of beads.  It was evident we had to deal with a born extortioner.  He
would increase his demands with every fresh concession.

"Oh, what's the odds!" laughed Coutlass.  "Promise him anything!  The
only loads likely to come along this way for a year or two are
Schillingschen's!"

Fred told the chief he would think the matter over, and chased him out
of the hut.  Coutlass had given us all a new idea in an instant, and he
was the only one who did not see its point--he, the only one who did
not give a snap of the fingers for the laws of any land!

"D'you suppose--"

"Too good to hope for!"

"If he thinks we're dead--?"

"And if he believes in that map--"

"He'll not need the map.  He'll have memorized it.  There's only a
circle drawn on it to mark the Elgon district.  All the old pencil
marks have been rubbed out as he searched the other likely places and
drew them all blank."

"He'll travel without military escort?"

"Sure!  He won't want witnesses!  He'll make believe it's a scientific
trip.  Remember, he's a professor of ethnology.  That's how he puts it
all over the British and goes where he pleases without as much as
by-your-leave."

"Say, fellows!  It's a moral cinch that when we broke away from Muanza
he made up his mind in a flash to return to British East and destroy us
on the way.  He thinks he made a clean job of that.  I'll bet he loaded
the launch down with stuff for a long safari, and thinks now he has a
clear run and can take his time!"

"If that's how the cards lie, the game's ours!"

Coutlass saw the point at last and offered himself on the altar of
forgiveness and friendship.

"Make me your partner, gentlemen, and if he travels within a hundred
miles of this I will crawl into that Schillingschen's tent in the night
and slit his throat!  I would murder him as willingly as I eat when I
am hungry!"

"Your job has been assigned you!" answered Fred. "When Mr. Brown's
cattle are back in Lumbwa perhaps we'll give you something else to do!"

Nevertheless, Coutlass had outlined in a flash the limits of the plan.
We would draw the line at murdering even Schillingschen, but must help
ourselves to his outfit as our only chance of re-outfitting without
betraying our presence in British East.  But the plan was not without
rat-holes in it that a fool could see.

"Schillingschen's boys will escape and run to the nearest British
official with the story!"

"And the British official will be so full of the importance of
Schillingschen and the need of protecting his beastly carcass--to say
nothing of the everlasting disgrace of letting him be scoughed on
British territory--and the official reprimand from home that's sure to
follow--that he'll come hot-foot to investigate!"

"We'll have to provide against that," said Fred, and we all laughed,
including Coutlass.  Talk of provisions is easy when you have no means
out of which to provide.  It did not occur to include Coutlass in the
calculations, or to dismiss him from them; but without exchanging any
remarks on the subject it was clear enough to all of us that no such
plan could hope to succeed with the Greek at large, at liberty to spoil
it.  We saw we should have to keep him in our party for the present.

"Don't forget," said Coutlass, more accustomed than we to seizing the
strategic points of desperate situations, "that Schillingschen will
have his own boys with him from German East."

"I didn't see any with him on the launch," I objected.

"He would never have come without them" Coutlass insisted.  "He made
them lie below the water-line out of reach of bullets at the only time
when you might have seen them!  He wouldn't trust himself to British
porters.  My word, no!  That devil knows natives!  He knows some of
them might be British government spies!  He'll have his own boys,--if
they can't carry all his loads he'll buy donkeys at Mumias; there are
always donkeys to be bought at that place, brought down from Turkana by
the Arab ivory traders.  Do donkeys talk?"

At any rate, we talked, and made no bones at all about including
Georges Coutlass in the conversation.  It was his suggestion that we
should send natives to look out for Schillingschen, and Fred's
amendment that reduced the messengers to one, and that one Kazimoto.
Any of the others might decide to desert, once out of sight, and we
could scarcely have blamed them, for their path had not lain among
roses in our company.

Kazimoto had a million objections to offer against going alone on that
errand, as, for instance, that the chigger fleas would invade our
toe-nails disastrously without his cunning fingers to hunt them out
again.  He also prophesied that without him to interpret there would
swiftly be trouble between us and the chief; but we saw the other side
of that medal and rather looked forward to an interval when the chief
should not be able to talk to us at all.

At last, on the second morning after our arrival at the village,
Kazimoto wrapped an enormous mound of cold mtama pudding in a cloth and
went his way, prophesying darkly of murder and sudden death lurking
behind rocks and trees, as unwishful to be alone as a terrier without a
master, but much too faithful to refuse duty.

The chief saw a side of the medal that we had not guessed existed.  He
came and sat beside us like an evil-smelling shadow, satisfied that now
we could not dismiss him, he being under no obligation to understand
gestures.  Curiosity was the impelling motive, but he was not without
suspicion.  Fred said he reminded him of a Bloomsbury landlady whose
lodgers had not paid their board and rooming in advance.

Will solved that problem by taking the rifle, and one cartridge that
Fred doled out grudgingly, and after a long day's stalking among
mosquitoes in the papyrus at the edge of the lake five miles away, at
imminent risk of crocodiles and an even worse horror we had not yet
suspected, shooting a hippopotamus.  Forthwith the whole village, chief
included, went to cut up and carry off the meat, and there followed
revelry by night, the chiefs wives brewing beer from the mtama, and all
getting drunk as well as gorged.  Coutlass and Brown got more drunk
than any one.

Will came back with flies on his coat--three large things like
horse-flies, that crossed their wings in repose, resembling in all
other respects the common tetse fly.  He said the reeds by the
lake-side were full of them.

Remembering tales about sleeping sickness, and suspicion of conveying
it said to rest on a tetse fly that crossed its wings, I went out the
following day and walked many miles east-ward, taking with me the only
two sober villagers I could find.  They came willingly enough for five
miles, thinking, I suppose, that I intended to follow Will's example
and kill some more meat (although, as I did not take the rifle with me,
they were not guilty of much dead-weight reasoning).

At the bank of the fifth stream we came to they stopped, and refused to
go another yard.  Thinking they were merely lusting after the meat and
beer in the village, I took a stick to drive them across the stream in
front of me, but they dodged in terror and ran back home as if the
devil had been after them.

I crossed the stream and continued forward alone about another mile
toward a fairly large village visible between great blue boulders with
cactus dotted all about.  There was the usual herd of cattle grazing
near at hand, but the place had an unaccountable forlorn look, and the
small boy standing on an ant-hill to watch the cattle seemed too
listless to be curious, and too indifferent to run away.  The big brown
tetse flies, that crossed their wings when resting, were everywhere,
making no noise at all, but announcing themselves every once in a while
by a bite on the back of the hand that stung like a whip-lash.  They
seemed to have special liking for coat-sleeves, and a dozen of them
were generally riding on each side of me.  One could drive them off,
but they came back at once, as horse-flies do when poked off with a
whip.

When I drew near the village nobody came out to look at me, which was
suspicious in itself.  Nobody shouted.  Nobody blocked the way, or
dragged thorn-bushes across the gateway.  There were black men and
women there, sitting in the shadows of the eaves, who looked up and
stared at me--men and women too intent on sitting still to care whether
their skins were glossy--unoiled, unwashed, unfed, by the look of
them--skeletons clothed in leather and dust, desiring death, but
cruelly denied it.

One man, thin as a wisp of smoke, rushed at me from the shadow of a hut
door and tried to bite my leg.  The merest push sent him rolling over,
and there he lay, too overcome by inertia to move another inch, his arm
uplifted in the act of self-defense.  Nobody else in the village
stirred.  There were more huts than people, more kites on the roofs
than huts.  Some of the littlest children played in the hut doors, but
nearly all of them were listless like the grown folk.  The only sign of
normal activity was the big black earthen jars that witnessed that the
women performed part at least of their daily round by bringing water
from the lake.

I returned late that afternoon, walking, as it were, out of a belt of
tetse flies.  On one side of a narrow stream they were thick together;
to the west of it there were scarcely any, although the wind blew from
east to west.

"There's no fear of news about us reaching any government official," I
announced.  "There's a curtain of death between us and the government
that even suspicion couldn't penetrate!"




CHAPTER THIRTEEN

THE SLEEP THAT IS NO SLEEP*

  Ten were the plagues that Israel fled, and leaving left no cure,
        Whose progeny self-multiplied a million-fold remain,
  The cloak of each one ignorance, idolatry its lure,
        And death the goal till, clarion-called, lost Israel come again.
  Till then that loaded lash that bade the tale of bricks increase
        (Eye for an eye, and limb for limb!) shall fail not though
            ye weep;
  The conqueror's heel for Africa!--The fear that shall not cease!--
        Desire, distrust, the alien law!--The sleep that is no  sleep!

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* It is a characteristic of the so-called Sleeping Sickness that is
decimating the tribes around Victoria Nyanza that the victim, although
he goes into a coma, never actually sleeps from the time of taking the
disease until the end, usually more than a year later.  The natives, a
tribe that came originally down from Egypt, themselves say that the
dreaded sickness is a "visitation" by way of revenge on them for former
sins, although what sins, and whose vengeance, they are at a total loss
to explain.
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Kazimoto was gone five days, and then came preceded by proof of the
news he brought.  He came in the evening.  In the morning,
unaccountably from the northward, instead of from the westward where
Uganda lay,--avoiding the regular safari route and the belt of sleeping
sickness villages, came a genial, sleek, shiny Baganda, arrayed in
khaki coat, red fez, and bordered loin-cloth, gifted with tongues, and
self-confident beyond belief.

He knew nothing of us at first, for we sat in our hut with a smudge
going, nervous about flies, even Coutlass, reckless as a rule of
anything he could not see, and perfectly indifferent to death for
others, now fidgety and afraid to swagger forth.

One of our Nyamwezi porters suddenly made a great shout of "Hodi!"* and
came stooping through the low door, standing erect again inside to
await our pleasure.  We could hear others outside, listening under the
eaves.  When we had kept him waiting sufficiently long to prevent his
getting too much notion of his own importance, Fred nodded to him to
speak.  [* Hodi! Equivalent to "May I come In!"]

"Is it true, bwana," he asked, "that the Germans will come soon and
conquer this part of Africa?"

"Certainly not!" said Fred.

"There is one out here, a Baganda, who says they will surely come.  He
says the religion of Islam will be preached from end to end of
everywhere, and that the Germans are the true priests of Islam.  They
will come, says he, when the time is ripe, and call on all the converts
of Islam to rise and slay all other people, including all white folk,
like the English, who do not accept that creed.  If that is true,
bwana, whither shall we go, and whither shall you go, to escape such
terrible things?"

"Does the Baganda know there are white men in this village?" Fred asked.

"Not yet, bwana."

"Don't tell him, then, but bring him in here.  Tell him there are folk
in here who say he is a liar."

The Nyamwezi backed out, and we heard whispering outside.  There is
precious little performance in Africa without a deal of talk.  At the
end of about ten minutes the porter again shouted "Hodi!" and this time
was followed in by the stranger, seven other of our own men, uninvited,
bringing up the rear.

"Jambo!"* said the Baganda, with a great effort at bravado, when his
eyes had grown accustomed to the gloom and the first severe surprise of
seeing white men had worn off.  He was a very cool customer indeed.  [*
Jambo! Kiswahili equivalent of "How d'you do?"]

"Whose pimp are you?" demanded Fred, without answering the salutation.

The man fell back on insolence at once.  There is no native in Africa
who takes more keenly to that weapon than the mission-schooled Baganda.

"I am employed by a gentleman of superior position," he answered in
perfectly good English.

"In what capacity?" demanded Fred.

"I am not employed to tell his secrets to the first strangers who ask
me!"

"Do you obey him implicitly?"

"I do.  I am honorable person.  I receive his pay and do his bidding."

"Is his name Schillingschen?"

The Baganda hesitated.

"All right," said Fred.  "I know his name is Schillingschen.  You have
boasted that you do what he orders you.  These men tell me you have
said that the Germans are coming to conquer the country and destroy all
people, including the English, who have not accepted Islam!"

The man hesitated again, glancing over his shoulder to discover his
retreat cut off by our porters, and eying Fred with malignity that
reminded one of a cornered beast of prey.  He could control his face,
but not his eyes.

"Oh, no, sir!" he answered after swallowing a time or two.  "How could
they tell such lies against me!  I am a person born in Uganda, now a
British protectorate and enjoying all blessings of British rule.  I am
educated at the mission college at Entebbe.  How should I tell such a
tale against my benefactors?"

"That is what you are here to explain!" Fred answered.  "No!  You can't
escape, you hellion!  Squat down and answer!"

"All this stuff is pretty familiar," Will interrupted.  "In the States
there are always people going the rounds among our darkies preaching
some form of treason.  Over there we can afford to treat it as a
joke--now and then an ugly one, and on the darkies!"

"This is an ugly joke on a darkie, too!" grinned Fred.

The Baganda made a sudden dive and a determined struggle to get through
the door, but our porters were too quick and strong for him.

"Confession is your one chance!" said Fred.

"Put hot irons to his feet!" advised Coutlass.  (The native beer had
left him villainously evil-tempered.)  "Gassharamminy!  Leave me alone
with that fat Baganda for half an hour, and I will make him tell me
what is on the far side of the moon, as well as what his mother said
and did before she bore him!"

"Shall I hand you over to this Greek gentleman?" suggested Fred.

"Oh, my God, no!" the Baganda answered, trembling.  "Hand me over to
the bwana collector!  He will put me in jail.  I am not afraid of
British jail!  It will not be for long!  The English do not punish as
the Germans do!  You dare not assault me!  You dare not torture me!
You must hand me over to the bwana collector to be tried in court of
law.  Nothing else is permissible!  I shall receive short sentence,
that is all, with reprieve after two-thirds time on account of good
conduct!"

"Make him prisoner in the sleeping sickness village you told us about!"
advised Coutlass, lolling at ease on his elbow to watch the man's
increasing fear.

"Oh, no, no!  Oh, gentlemen!  That is not how white Englishmen behave!
You must either let me go, or--"

He made another terrific dive for liberty, biting and kicking at his
captors, and finally lying on his back to scream as if the hot irons
Coutlass had recommended were being applied in earnest.

"What shall we do with the beast?" asked Fred.  The hut was so full of
his infernal screaming that we could talk without his hearing us.

"Tie him up," I said.  "If we let him go he'll run straight to
Schillingschen."

"Leave him here with Coutlass and me!"  urged Brown.  (He and Coutlass
had grown almost friendly since getting drunk together on the native
beer.)

"I recommend," said Will, "that we take the law in our own hands--"

The Baganda ceased screaming and listened. For some reason he suspected
Will of being the deciding factor in our councils--perhaps because Will
had said least.

"--take the law in our own hands, and thrash him soundly.  Later on we
can report what we have done to the British government, and ask for
condonation under the circumstances or pay whatever piffling fine they
care to impose for the sake of appearances.  The point is, there's no
court of law in these parts to hand him over to, and he needs
punishing."

"I agree," said Fred. "Let's thrash him to begin with."

"Let's thrash him," went on Will, "as thoroughly as we've seen his
friends the Germans do the job!"

"Both sides!" agreed Brown.

"Oh, no, no, no!  You can not do that, gentlemen!"

"Lay him out!" ordered Fred.  "Let's begin on him.  Who shall beat him
first?"

At a nod from Fred our porters stretched him face downward on the dry
dung floor, and knelt on his arms and legs.  One of them staffed a good
handful of the dry dung into his mouth to stop his yelling.

"Of course," said Will, rather slowly and distinctly, "if he told us
about Schillingschen, we'd have to let him off.  Let's hope he holds
his tongue, for I never wanted to flog a man so much in all my life!"

The most palpable absurdity at the moment was that there was nothing in
the hut to beat him with.  There were dozens of strips of the recently
shot hippo hide hanging in the sun outside to dry, with stones tied to
the end of each, to keep them taut and straight, but nobody made a move
to bring one in.

"Take off his loin-cloth!" ordered Fred.  "It won't hurt him enough
with that thing on!"

The Baganda spat the cow-dung from his mouth and struggled violently.

"Oh, no, no!" he shouted.  "I will tell!  I will tell everything!"

"Too late now!" said Will jubilantly.

"No, gentlemen, no!  Not too late!  I tell all--I tell quickly!  Only
listen!  Bwana Schillingschen will shoot me if he knows!  He is very
bad man--very kali--very fierce--and oh, too clever!  You must protect
me!"

He could hardly get the words out, for the knees of our porters pinned
him down, and his chin was pressed hard on the floor.

"I ordered that loin-cloth removed!" was all Fred commented.  One of
the porters attended to the task, and the Baganda hurried with his
tale, drawing in breath in noisy gasps like a man with asthma because
of the weight of his captors on him and the strained position of his
neck.

"Bwana Schillingschen is sending me and many other men--not all
Baganda, but of many tribes--to go through all parts and say Islam is
the only good religion--all Germans are high-priests of Islam--soon the
Germans are coming with great armies to destroy the British and all
other foolish people who have not accepted Islam as their creed!  All
are to get ready to receive the Germans."

"Where is Schillingschen now?" demanded Fred.

"Beyond Mumias."

"How far beyond Mumias?"

"Who knows?  He is marching."

"In which direction?  What for?"

"To Mount Elgon.  I do not know what for."

"How do you know he is going to Mount Elgon?"

"He told me to go there and find him after my work is done."

"How long were you to continue at what you call your work?"

"A month or five weeks."

"So he expects to stay a long time up there?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"I do not know."

"Has he many loads with him?"

"Very many provisions for a long time."

"Guns?"

"Several.  I do not know how many.  He gives guns to some of his men
when he gets to where the government will not know about it."

"How many men has he?"

"Not many.  Ten, I think."

"How can they carry all those loads?"

"He brought a hundred porters from Kisumu to Mumias, and there bought
more than forty donkeys, sending the porters back again."

"Then are the men he has with him his own?"

"Yes."

"From German East?"

"Yes."

"What orders did he give you besides to tell these lies about German
conquest?"

"None.

"Pass me that whip!" ordered Fred.  There was no whip, but the Baganda
could not know that.

"He gave the same order to all of us," he yelled.  "We are to stay out
a month or five weeks unless we meet white men.  If we meet white men
we are to discover the white men's plans by talking with their
servants, and then hurry to him and report."

"Ah!  How many other spies has he out in this direction?"

"None."

"Why don't you pass me that whip when I ask for it?" demanded Fred.

"None!  None! None, bwana!  I am the only man in this direction!  He
has sent them north, south, east and west, but I am the only one down
here."

"He has a lot more to tell yet," said Coutlass.  "Let me put hot irons
on his feet!"

Fred demurred.  "He couldn't march with us if we did that!" he said
with a perfectly straight face.

"Who cares whether or not he marches!" answered Coutlass.  "To tell all
he knows is his business!  Wait while I heat the iron!"

The Baganda began to scream again, babbling that he knew no more.  He
assured us that Schillingschen had set the closest watch along the old
caravan route, and toward his own rear in the direction of Kisumu,
whence officials might come on chance errands.

"All right," said Fred.  "Truss him up tight and keep him prisoner
among our men in their hut."

"Our men are likely to get drunk tonight," warned Will.

"Let me watch him!" urged Coutlass.  "Leave me with him alone!"

To the Greek's disgust we decided to trust the prisoner with our own
men, and to keep very careful watch on them, threatening them with loss
of all their pay if they dared get drunk and lose him--a threat they
accepted at its full face value, but resented because of Brown's and
the Greek's behavior the night before.  They begged to get a little
drunk--to get half as drunk as Brown had been--half as drunk as
Coutlass had been--not drunk at all, but just to drink a little.  We
were adamant, and Brown added to their resentment by preaching them a
sermon in their own tongue on the importance of being respectful toward
white folk.

Kazimoto came in toward dark, foot-weary, but primed with news, and
most of what he had to say confirmed the Baganda's story.
Schillingschen, he said, was making for Mount Elgon in very leisurely
stages, letting his loaded donkeys graze their way along, and spending
hours of his time in questioning natives along the way on every subject
under the sun.

Besides the fact of his leisurely progress, which was sufficiently
important in itself, we learned from Kazimoto that Schillingschen's own
ten boys were unable to speak the language of the country beyond a few
of the commonest words--that they all slept in a tent together at
night, usually quite a little distance apart from Schillingschen's--and
that the donkeys were usually picketed between the two tents in a long
line.  He also told us the ten men had five Mauser rifles between them,
in addition to the German's own battery of three guns, one of which he
carried all day and kept beside his bed at night; the other two were
carried behind him in the daytime by a gun-bearer.

That was good news on the whole.  Coutlass went out on the strength of
it and began to drink beer from the big earthenware crock in which the
women had just brewed a fresh supply.  Brown joined him within five
minutes, and at the end of an hour, they were swearing everlasting
friendship, Coutlass promising Brown his cattle back, and Brown
assuring him that Greece and the Greeks had always held his warmest
possible regards.

"Thermopylae, y'know, old boy, an' Marathon, an' all that kind o'
thing!  How many miles in a day could a Greek run in them days?  Gosh!"

They two drank themselves to sleep among the gentle cattle in the
circular enclosure in the midst of the village, and we--going out in
turns at intervals to make sure our own boys were not drinking--matured
our plans in peace.

We were too few to dare undertake the task in front of us without the
aid of Brown and the Greek.  It was a case of who was not against us
must be for us, and the end must justify both men and means.  We tried
to work out ways of managing without them, but when we thought of our
Baganda prisoner, and the almost certainty that both he and Coutlass
would race to give our game away to Schillingschen if let out of sight
for a minute, the necessity of making the best, not the worst, of the
Greek seemed overwhelming.

Early next morning, before the village had awakened from its glut of
beer and hippo meat, we shook Coutlass and Brown to their feet none too
gently, and, with the Baganda firmly secured by the wrists between two
of our men, started off, Fred leading.

The village awoke as if by magic before we had dragged away the thorns
from the gate, and the chief leaped to the realization that the beads
he had promised his women were about as concrete as his drunken dreams.
He and a swarm of his younger men followed us, begging and
arguing--mile after mile--growing angrier and more importunate.  It was
by my advice that we crossed the stream into the sleeping sickness zone
and left them shuddering on their own side.  Our own men did not know
so much about the ravages of that plague, and in any case were willing
to dare whatever risks we despised.  But we took a long bend back and
crossed the stream again higher up as soon as the chief and his beggars
were out of sight.  It was a pity not to keep exact faith and give them
the promised beads, if only for the sake of other white men who might
camp there in the future; but more than two tons of hippo meat was not
bad pay for their hospitality.

We wished we had as good price to offer at the villages on our way, for
sleep under cover we must, if we hoped to escape the ravages of fever;
and the primitive savage, at least in those parts, had the principle
down fine of nothing whatever for nothing.  Yet as it turned out, the
very man whose company we looked on as a nuisance proved to be a key to
all gates.  We marched along the track the Baganda had taken. The
chiefs of all villages knew him again; and the men who dared take such
a prophet of evil prisoner were looked upon as high government
officials at least.

We accepted that description of ourselves, letting it go by silent
assent, and explained our lack of tents and almost every other thing
the white man generally travels with as due to haste.  Heaven only knew
what lies Kazimoto told those credulous folk, to the perfectly worthy
end of making our lot bearable, but we were fed after a fashion, and
lodged after a worse one all along our road.  And who should send in
reports about us--and to whom?  Obviously white men with a prisoner,
marching in such a hurry toward the north, were government officials.
Who should report officials to their government?  As for the tale about
our having left our loads behind--are not all white people crazy?  Who
shall explain their craziness?

From being a nuisance the Baganda became a joke.  When it dawned on
his fat intellect that we were hurrying toward Schillingschen with only
one rifle among us and no baggage at all, he jumped at once to the
conclusion we must be Schillingschen's friends; and his fear that we
intended to hand him over to that ruthless brute for summary punishment
was more melting to his backbone than the dread of our imaginary whip,
that had caused him to give Schillingschen away.

He tried to bite through the thongs that held him, but Will twisted for
him handcuffs out of thick iron wire that we begged from a chief, who
had intended to make ornaments with it for his own legs.  We did not
dare let the man escape, nor care to prevent our men from using force
when he threw himself on the ground and wept like a spoiled child.

"I will tell you" he said at last, deciding he might as well be hanged
for mutton as for lamb, "what Bwana Schillingschen is searching for!  I
will tell you who knows where to find it!  I will tell you where to
find the man who knows!  Only let me run away then to my own home in
Uganda, and I will never again leave it!  I am afraid!  I am afraid!"

But that was only one more reason for keeping him with us, and no
ground at all for delay.  He would not tell unless we loosed his hands
first, so we pressed on, camping late and starting early, until about
noon of the fourth day we caught sight of Schillingschen's tents in the
distance, and gathered our party at once into a little rocky hollow to
discuss the situation.

Behind us the land sloped gradually for thirty or forty miles toward a
sharp escarpment that overlooked the level land beside the lake.  At
times between the hills and trees we could glimpse Nyanza itself,
looking like the vast rim of forever, mysterious and calm.  In front of
us the rolling hills, broken out here and there into rocky knolls,
piled up on one another toward the hump of Elgon, on which the blue sky
rested.  In every direction were villages of folk who knew so little of
white men that they paid no taxes yet and did no work--marrying and
giving in marriage--fighting and running away--eating and drinking and
watching their women cultivate the corn and beans and sweet
potatoes--without as much as foreboding of the taxes, work for wages,
missionaries, law and commerce soon to come.

Schillingschen was more than taking his time, he was dawdling, keeping
his donkeys fat, and letting his men wander at pleasure to right and
left gathering reports for him of unusual folk or things.  We came very
close to being seen by one of them, who emerged from a village near us
with a pair of chickens he had foraged, followed by the owner of the
luckless birds in a great hurry and fury to get paid for them.

Schillingschen's tent could fairly easily be stalked from the far side
in broad daylight, and I was for making the attempt.  There was the
risk that one of our porters might grow restless and break bounds if we
waited, or that the Baganda might take to yelling.  We gagged him as
soon as I talked of the danger of that.

Coutlass and Brown, however, were the only two who would agree with me.
Like me, they were weary to death of mtama porridge, with or without
milk, and the sight of Schillingschen's distant campfire with a great
pot resting on stones in the midst of it whetted appetite for white
man's food.  They and I were for supping as soon as possible from the
German's provender, and sleeping under his canvas roof.

But Fred and Will insisted on caution, claiming reasonably that
surprise would be infinitely easier after dark.  It was unlikely that
Schillingschen would post any sentries, and not much matter if he did.
His knowledge of natives and natural air of authority made him quite
safe among any but the wildest, and these were a comparatively peaceful
folk.  In all probability he would sit and read by candle light, with
his boys all snoring a hundred yards away.  There was no making Fred
and Will see the virtue of my contention that a sudden attack while his
boys were scattered all about among the villages would be just as
likely to succeed; so we settled down to wait where we were with what
patience we could summon.

It was a miserable, hungry business, under a blazing hot sky, packed
tightly together among men who objected to our smell as strongly as we
to theirs.  It is the fixed opinion of all black people that the white
man smells like "bad water"; and no word seems discoverable that will
quite return the compliment.  That afternoon was reminiscent of the
long days on the dhow, when nobody could move without disturbing
everybody else, and we all breathed the same hot mixed stench over and
over.

We posted two sentries to lie with their eyes on the level of the rim
and guard against surprise.  But there was so little to watch, except
kites wheeling overhead everlastingly, that they went to sleep; and we
were so bored, and so sure of our hiding-place and Schillingschen's
unsuspicion that we did not notice them.  I myself fell asleep toward
five o'clock, and when I awoke the sun was so low in the west that our
hollow lay in deep gloom.

Fred was lying on his elbow, sucking an unfilled, unlighted pipe.  Will
lay on his side, too, with back toward both of us, ruminating.
Coutlass and Brown were both asleep, but Coutlass awoke as I rolled
over and struck him with my heel.  Nearly all the porters were snoring.

It was a sharp exclamation from the Greek that caused me to sit up and
face due westward.  The others lay as they were.  It was the gloom in
our hollow--the velvety shadows in which we lay with granite boulders
scattered between us, and no alertness on our part that saved that day,
although Coutlass acted instantly and creditably, once awake.

Schillingschen stood there looking down on us, with his feet planted
squarely on the rim of the hollow, and Mauser rifle under one arm.  His
great splay beard flowed sidewise in the evening wind.  One hand he
held over his eyes, trying to make out details in the dark, as stupid
as we were.  He stood with his back to the setting sun, exposing
himself without any thought of the risk he ran, his huge, filled-out
head refusing stubbornly to take in the truth of what had happened.
Once convinced, the Prussian mind is not readily unconvinced.  He had
assured himself long ago that our party was at the bottom of Victoria
Nyanza.

The second he did make out details he was swift to act, but that was
already too late, although he did not know it at the moment.  He threw
up his rifle and laughed--a great deep guffaw from the stomach, that
awoke every one.

"So, so!" he gloated.  "So Mr. Oakes and his fellow escaped convicts
are alive after all!  Ha-ha-ho-ho!  So you followed me all this way,
only to forget that kites are curious!  A fine comfortless journey you
must have had, too!  There were twenty kites wheeling over you.  I
counted, and wondered.  Curiosity drove me to come and see.  The first
man who moves a finger, Mr. Oakes, will die that instant!  Let your
rifle lie where it is!"

It would be no use pretending the man had not courage, at all events of
the sort that glories in the upper hand of a fight.  He chuckled, and
reveled in our predicament, taking in, now that his eyes had grown
accustomed to the darkness of our hollow, the utter lack of comforts or
provisions, and enjoying our disappointment.  He certainly knew himself
master of the situation.

"I suspect you have a man of mine down there with you!" he announced
presently.  "Is not that my Baganda?  Is he gagged?  Is he bound?
Loose him, Mr. Oakes, at once!  I say at once!  Otherwise you die now!"

He pointed his rifle directly at Fred, and the next second fired it,
but not intentionally.  Coutlass sprang from behind him, having crawled
out through a shadow, and hit him so hard with a stone on the back of
the skull that he loosed off the rifle and pitched head-foremost down
among us.  The Greek promptly jumped on top of him with a yell like a
maniac's, failing to land with both heels on his backbone by nothing
but luck.  As it was, he lost balance and sat down so hard on
Schillingschen's head that there was no need of the energy with which
we all followed suit, piling all over him to pin him down like hounds
that have rolled their quarry over.

The German was stunned--knocked into utter oblivion--breathing like a
sleeping drunkard, and bleeding freely from the nose.  Coutlass jumped
off him and began to execute a war dance up and down, yelling like a
madman until Fred threatened him with the rifle and Will gagged him
from behind.

"Do you want his armed men down on us, you ass?"

"Gassharamminy!" he laughed. "I forgot about them!  Let us go and eat
their supper!"  He spoke as a man who had full right now to be
considered a member in good standing.  We all noticed it, and exchanged
glances; but that was no time for argument about men's rights.

Brown was already over the rim of the hollow and making in the
direction of the tents.  We called him back and compelled him to stay
on guard over the prisoners, to his awful disgust, for he suspected
there was whisky among Schillingschen's "chop-boxes."  But so did we!
We left all our boys with him except Kazimoto, threatening them with
hitherto unheard of penalties if they dared as much as show a lock of
hair above the rim of the hollow while we were gone.

Then the rest of us, with Fred leading and Kazimoto last of all, crept
out and sought the lowest level along which to reach the camp.  Will
had taken Schillingschen's rifle and went next after Fred.  Coutlass
followed so close on my heels that more than once he trod on them, and
once so nearly tripped me that Fred called a halt behind some bushes
and cursed me for clumsiness.

But it turned out to be easy hunting.  The ten boys had tied the
donkeys up to a rope in line and sat crooning while their supper cooked
at a long bright fire.  We came up to Schillingschen's tent from
behind, crept around the side of it, and in a moment had three more
good weapons, I taking the big-bore elephant gun that had dealt with us
so savagely on the lake, Coutlass seizing another Mauser, and Kazimoto
adopting the shot-gun.

The rest was child's play.  We marched out of the tent all abreast and
called on the ten boys to surrender, making them put up their hands
until Coutlass had found their five rifles and ammunition.  They were
too astonished even to ask questions.  Accustomed to Schillingschen's
despotic orders, they obeyed ours silently, showing no symptoms of
trying to bolt, having nowhere to bolt to; but we took precautions.

Kazimoto ran back to bring our party, and we took a coil of iron wire
from Schillingschen's trade goods and fastened every prisoner's hands
firmly behind his back, including the unconscious German's.  That done,
we ate the meat, beans and vegetable supper that the ten had cooked.

Brown and Coutlass found Schillingschen's whisky after that, and under
its influence again swore ceaseless friendship beneath the
non-committal stars.  While they feasted we took Coutlass' rifle away
as a plain precaution.




CHAPTER FOURTEEN

PARCERE SUBJECTIS?

  'When the devil's at bay
  Ye may kneel down and pray
  For a year and a day
  To be spared the distress of dispatching him,
  But the longer ye kneel
  The more squeamish ye'll feel
  'Cause the louder he'll squeal,
  And at brotherly talk there's no matching him.
  Discussion's his aim,
  And as sure as you're game
  To give heed to the same,
  You regarding extremes with compunction,
  You may bet he'll requite
  Your compassion with spite,
  Knifing you in the night
  With much probonopublico unction.


For a while we looked like having trouble with Coutlass. We gave Brown
a rifle, and distributed the other Mausers among Kazimoto and our best
boys, but we did not dare trust the Greek with a weapon he might use
against us, and he resented that bitterly.  He had an answer to Fred's
subterfuge that as a white man he would need a license before daring to
carry firearms.  "I dare do anything!  I care nothing for law!" he
argued, and Fred nodded.

That night we reveled in luxury, for after the life we had led recently
it took time to reaccustom any of us to the common comforts.
Schillingschen traveled with every provision for his carcass and his
belly; and we plundered him.

We put the prisoners and our own porters in a hut in the nearest native
village (less than half a mile away) under the watchful eye of Kazimoto
and the shot-gun, dividing Schillingschen's two large tents between
ourselves.  The others offered me the camp-bed as a recent invalid, but
I refused, and Will won it by matching coins.  We divided the blankets
in the same way, and all the spare underwear.  Brown and Coutlass had
to be satisfied with cotton blankets from a bale of trade goods; but
when they had rifled enough to build up good thick mattresses as well
as coverings, there were still two apiece for our boys and all the
porters.

The chop-boxes were a revelation.  The man had with him food enough for
at least a year's traveling, including all the canned delicacies that
hungry men dream about in the wilderness.  Before we slept we ate so
enormously of so very many things that it was a wonder that we were
able to sleep at all.

We all hoped Schillingschen would die, for it was a hard problem what
to do with him.  He had no papers in his possession, beyond a diary
written in German schrift that even Will could not make head or tail
of, for all his knowledge of the language; and a very vague map
bearing the imprint of  the British government, filled in by himself
with the names of the villages he had passed on his way.  There was no
proof that we could find that would have condemned him of nefarious
practises in a British court of law.

"And believe me," argued Will, sprawling on the plundered bed, blowing
the smoke of a Melachrino through his nose, "your local British judges
would take the word of Professor Schillingschen against all of ours,
backed up by simply overwhelming native evidence!  They're so in awe of
Schillingschen's professorial degree, and of his passports, and his
letters of introduction from this and that mogul that they wouldn't
believe him guilty of arson if they caught him in the act!"

"Something's got to be done with him pretty soon, though," answered
Fred from the floor, lying at ease on a pillow and a folded Jaeger
blanket, smoking a fat cigar.

Coutlass and Brown were singing songs outside the tent and I sat in a
genuine armchair with my feet on a box full of canned plum pudding.
(Nobody knows, who has not hungered on the high or low veld--who has
not eaten meat without vegetables for days on end, and then porridge
without salt or sugar--how good that common, export, canned plum
Pudding is!  To sit with my feet on the case that contained it was the
arrogance of affluence!)

"We have his stores and his papers," said I.  "We have his Baganda;
and as time goes on, and his other spies begin to come in, we shall
have them, too, if we're half careful.  Why don't we let him go, to
tell his own tale wherever he likes?"

"Maybe he'll die yet!" said the optimist on the camp-bed, blowing more
cigarette smoke.

"Suppose he doesn't.  We've done our best to keep him alive.  He's quit
bleeding.  Suppose we let him go, and he lays a charge against us.
Suppose they send after us and bring us in.  We've his diary and his
men--evidence enough," said I.

"You bally ass!" Fred murmured.

"Cuckoo!" laughed Will.

"I don't believe he'd dare approach a British official with his story,"
said I.

"Incredible imbecile!" Fred answered.  "He has the gall of a brass
monkey."

"And magnetism--loads of it," Will added.  "He'd make the Pope play
three-card monte."

"To say nothing," continued Fred, "of the necessity of not letting the
government know we're here!  Rather than turn him loose, I'd march him
into Kisumu and hand him over.  But, as Will says wisely, our
proconsuls would believe him, and put us under bonds for outraging a
distinguished foreigner."

"Well, then," said I, "what the devil shall we do with him?  Offer
something constructive, you two solons!"

"Have the four men we borrowed from the island bolted home yet?"
wondered Will.

"They hadn't this evening," I answered.  "I don't believe they'll
venture home until we stop feeding them.  They were hungry on their
island.  Our shortest commons then seemed affluence.  Now they're in
heaven!"

"Their canoes must be where they left them in the papyrus."

"Sure. Who'd steal a canoe?"

"Whoever could find them," Fred answered.  "But they're skilfully
hidden.  Why don't we put Schillingschen and his ten pet blacks into
those canoes, with a little food and no rifles--and show them the way
to German East?"

"Because," said I, "they wouldn't go.  They'd turn around and paddle
for Kisumu, to file complaint against us."

"Don't you suppose," suggested Will, "that Schillingschen's own men 'ud
insist on going home?  Out on the water, ten to one, without guns or
too much food, they wouldn't have the same fear of him they had
formerly."

"That chance is too broad and long and deep," said Fred.  "Altogether
too bulky to be taken.  Let's sleep on it.  This cigar's done, and I'm
drowsy.  Are you quite sure Schillingschen's hands are fast behind him?
Then good night, all!"

The problem looked no easier next morning, with Schillingschen
recovered sufficiently to be hungry and sit up.  There was a look in
his eye of smoldering courage and assurance that did not bode well for
us, and when we untwisted the iron wire from his wrists to let him wash
himself and eat he looked about him with a sort of quick-fire cunning
that belied his story of headache.

He was much too astute a customer to be judged superficially.  I
whispered to Fred not to shackle him again too soon, and sat near and
watched him, close enough for real safety, yet not so close that he
might not venture to try tricks.  He said nothing whatever, but I
noticed that his eye, after roving around the tent, kept returning
again and again to a chop-box that stood near the foot of the bed.

Now I had unpacked that chop-box and repacked it the previous night.  I
knew everything it contained--exactly how many cans of plum pudding.
It was the box I had rested my feet on.  I felt perfectly sure he knew
as well as I what the box contained, and to suppose he would sit there
planning to recover canned food, however dainty, was ridiculous.

Wherefore it was a safe conclusion he was trying to deceive me as to
his real intention.  I put my foot on the box again, and he frowned, as
much as to say I had forestalled his only hope.  Pretending to watch
the box and him, I examined every detail of the tent, particularly that
side of it opposite the box, away from where it seemed he wanted me to
look.

The human eye is a highly imperfect piece of mechanism and the human
brain is mostly grayish slush.  It was minutes before I detected the
edge of his diary, sticking out from the pocket of Fred's shooting coat
that itself protruded from under the folded blanket on which Fred had
slept.  It was nearer to Schillingschen than to me.  After watching him
for about fifteen minutes, during which he made a great fuss about his
headache, I was quite sure it was the diary that interested him.

I stooped and extracted it from the coat pocket.  The grimace he made
was certainly not due to headache.

"Fred!" I called out, and he and Will came striding in together.

"That diary's the key," I said.  "It's important.  It holds his
secrets!"

Will was swift to put that to the test.

"What will you offer?" he asked Schillingschen.  "We want you to go
back direct to German East.  Will you go, if we give you back your
diary?"

Schillingschen blundered into the trap like a buffalo in strange
surroundings.

"Ja wohl!" he answered.  "Give me that, and yon shall never see me
again!"

At that Fred threw himself full length on his blanket and took one of
Schillingschen's cigars.

"Of course," he said, "you would give anything for leave to take those
words back!  You needn't try to hide the wince--we fully appreciate the
situation!  What do you say, you fellows?  How about last night's idea?
Who mooted it?  Shall we send him back by canoe to German East, with a
guarantee that if he doesn't go we'll hand over diary and him to our
government?"

"Better send the book to the commissioner at Nairobi, or Mombasa, or
wherever he is," suggested Will.  "Then if the 'prof' here doesn't get
a swift move on he's liable to be overtaken by the cops, I should say."

"Let's make no promises," said I.  "I vote we simply give him time to
get away."

At that the Germain saw the weak side of our case in a flash.

"If you dared give that diary to your government," he growled, "you
would do so without bargaining with me!  Why do you propose to let me
go?  Out of love for me?  No!  But because you dare not appeal to your
government!  Give me that diary, and I will go at once to German East,
not otherwise!  It is only a diary," he added.  "Nothing
important--merely my private jottings and memoranda."

Fred turned toward me so that Schillingschen could not see his face.

"Are you willing to start for Kisumu at once with that book?" he asked,
and I nodded.  He winked at me so violently that I could not trust
myself to answer aloud and keep a straight face.

"Very well,"' he said.  "Suppose you start with it to-morrow morning.
At the end of a week well turn the professor home to follow his own
nose!"

Schillingschen shrugged his shoulders and refused to be drawn into
further argument.  We gave him a good meal from his own provisions, and
then once more made his hands fast with wire behind him and left him to
sleep off his rage if he cared to in a corner of the tent.

Later that morning we sent for the Baganda--gave him a view of
Schillingschen trussed and helpless--and questioned him about the man
he boasted he knew, who could tell us what Schillingschen was after.
He was so full of fear by that time that he held back nothing.

He assured us the German was after buried ivory.  There was a man, who
had promised to meet Schillingschen, who knew where to find the ivory
and would lead the way to it.  He did not know names or places--knew
only that the man would be found waiting at a certain place, and was
not white.

"How did you get that information?" Fred demanded.

"By listening."

"When?  Where?"

"At night, months ago, in Nairobi, outside the professor's tent.  I lay
under the fly among the loads and listened.  The man came in the dark,
and went in the dark.  I did not see him.  I did not hear him called by
name.  He must have been an old man.  Speaking Kiswahili, he admitted
he knew where the ivory is.  He said he saw it buried, and that he
alone survives of all men who buried it.  He promised to lead the
professor to the place on condition that the Germans shall release his
brother, and his brother's wife, and two sons whom they keep in prison
on a life-sentence.  The professor agreed, but said, 'Wait!  There are
first those people who also think they know the secret.  Perhaps they
do!  Wait until after I have dealt with them.  Then you shall take me
to the place!  After that your criminal relations shall be pardoned!
Here is money.  Go and wait for me at the place we spoke of when we
talked before.'"

We each cross-examined him in turn, but could not make him change his
story in any essential.  He merely exaggerated the parts that he
guessed might please us, and begged to be allowed to run before
Schillingschen could break loose and get after him.

By noontime, when we gave him his second meal, Schillingschen had made
up his own mind that his case was desperate and called for heroic
remedy.

"All right," he growled.  "I need that diary.  Hand it to me and I'll
tell you how to find what you're after!"

"You mean about the man who's to meet you?" suggested Fred blandly.

Schillingschen started as if shot.

"One of your men is an eavesdropper," Fred assured him with a cheerful
nod.  "That plug has been pulled already, Professor!"

"Let's play the cards face up!" Will interrupted impatiently.  "Listen,
Schillingschen.  You're an all-in scoundrel.  You're a spy.  You're a
bloody murderer of women and defenseless natives.  If we could prove
that we wouldn't argue with you.  We know you burned that dhow with the
women in it, but we've got no evidence, that's all.  We know the German
government wants that ivory, and we know why.  We also want it.  Our
only reason for secrecy is that we hope for better terms from the
British government.  We've nothing to fear, except possible financial
loss.  If you prefer to come with us to Kisumu and have the whole
matter out in court, all you need do is just say so.  On the other
hand, if you want to get out of this country before your diary can
reach the hands of the British High Commissioner--you'd just better
slide, that's all!"

"You've only until dawn to think it over," remarked Fred.  "You poor
boob!" continued Will.  "You imagine we're criminals because you're one
yourself!  The difference between your offer and ours is that you're
bluffing and we know it, whereas we're not bluffing by as much as a
hair, and the quicker you see that the better for you!"

"Oh, rats!  Let's take him in with us to Kisumu!" said I, and at that
Professor Schillingschen capitulated.

"Very well," he said.  "Kurtz und gut. I will leave the country.  Permit
me to take only food enough, and my porters, and one gun!"

"No guns!" said Fred promptly.

Schillingschen sighed resignedly, and we went out of the tent to talk
over ways and means.  In spite of our recent experience of Germany's
colonial government we were still so ignorant of the workings of the
mens germanica that we took his surrender at face value.

The problem of getting him down to the lake shore safely was none too
simple.  I was soft hearted and headed enough to propose that we should
loose his hands, now that he had surrendered, and permit him reasonable
liberty.  Will--least inclined of all of us to cruelty--was disposed to
agree with me.  We might have overborne Fred's objections if Coutlass
and Brown, returning from walking off their overnight debauch together,
had not shouted and beckoned us in a mysterious sort of way, as if some
new discovery puzzled them.

We walked about a hundred and fifty yards to where they stood by a row
of low ant-hills.  Neither of them was in a sociable frame of mind.  It
was obvious from the moment we could see their faces clearly that they
had not called us to enjoy a joke.  They stood like two dumb bird-dogs,
pointing, and we had to come about abreast of them before we knew why
we were summoned.

There lay five clean-picked skeletons, one on each ant-hill.  One was a
big bird's; one looked like a dog's; the third was a snake's; the
fourth a young antelope's; and the fifth was certainly that of a
yellow village cur, for some of the hairs from the tip of its tail were
remaining, not yet borne off by the ants.

The skeletons lay as if the creatures had died writhing.  There were
pegs driven into the earth that had evidently held them in position by
the sinews.  Most peculiar circumstance of all, there was a camp-chair
standing very near by, with its feet deep in the red earth, as if a
very heavy man had sat in it.

I went back to the camp and told Kazimoto to bring one of the
professor's men.  Kazimoto had to do the talking, for we did not know
the man's language, nor he ours.

Yes, the professor always did that to animals.  He liked to sit and
watch them and keep the kites away.  He said it was white man's
knowledge (science?).  Yes, the animals were pegged out alive on the
ant-hills, and the professor would sit with his watch in his hand,
counting the minutes until they ceased from writhing.  It was part of
the duty of the ten to catch animals and bring them alive to him in
camp for that purpose.  No, they did not know why he did it, except
that it was white man's knowledge.  No, natives did not do that way,
except now and then to their enemies.  The professor always made
threats he would do so to them if they ran away from him, or disobeyed,
or misbehaved.  Certainly they believed him!  Why should they not
believe him?  Did not Germans always keep their word when they talked
of punishment?

We decided after that to let Schillingschen lie bound, whether or not
the iron wire cut his wrists.  We did not trouble to go back to inquire
whether he needed drink, but let him wait for that until supper-time.
The remainder of that afternoon we spent discussing who should have the
disagreeable and not too easy task of taking the professor to the lake
and sending him on his way.  We sat with our backs against a rock, with
the firearms beside us and a good view of all the countryside, very
much puzzled as to whether to leave Coutlass behind in camp (with Brown
and the whisky) or send him (with or without Brown) and one or two of
us on the errand.  He was a dangerous ally in either case.

Evening fell, and the good smell of supper came along the wind to find
us still undecided.  We returned to the tent thinking that perhaps
something Schillingschen himself might say would help us to decide one
way or the other.

"Better see if the brute wants a drink," said Fred, and I went in ahead
to offer him water.

He was gone!  Clean gone, without a trace, or a hint as to how he
managed it!  I called the others, and we hunted.  The sides of the tent
were pegged down tight all around.  The front, it is true, was wide
open, but we had sat in full view of it and not so much as a rat could
have crept out without our seeing.  There were no signs of burrowing.
He was not under the bed, or behind the boxes, or between the sides of
the tent and the fly.  The only cover for more than a hundred yards was
the shallow depression along which we had come to the capture of the
camp, and that was the way he must have taken.  But that, too, had been
practically in full view of us all the time.

We counted heads and called the roll.  Coutlass was close by.  It did
not look as if he had played traitor this time.  Brown was sleeping off
his headache in the shade.  Kazimoto and all the boys were accounted
for.  The prisoners were safe.  No donkeys were missing--no
firearms--and no loads.  The earth had simply opened up and swallowed
Schillingschen, and that was all about it!

He had not made off with his pocket diary.  Fred had that.  There and
then we packed it in an empty biscuit tin and buried it under a rock,
Will and I keeping watch while Fred did the digging and covering up.
It was too likely that Schillingschen would come back in the night and
try to steal it for any of us to care about keeping it on his person.

It was too late to look far and wide for him that evening.  A hunter
such as he could have lain unseen in the dark with us almost stepping
on him.  Gone was all appetite for supper!  We nibbled, and swore, and
smoked--locked up the whisky--defied either Brown or Coutlass to try to
break the boxes open--and arranged to take turns on sentry-go all that
night, Will, Fred, and I--declining very pointedly offers by the other
two to have their part in keeping watch.  In spite of lack of evidence
we suspected Coutlass; and we knew no particular reason for having
confidence in Brown.




CHAPTER FIFTEEN


THE SONG OF THE DARK-LORDS

  Turn in!  Turn in!  The jungle lords come forth
        Cat-footed, blazing-eyed--the owners of the dark,
  What though ye steal the day! We know the worth
        Of vain tubes spitting at a phantom mark
  With only human eyes to guide the fire!
        Tremble, ye hairless ones, who only see by day,
  The night is ours!  Who challenges our ire?
        Urrumph!  Urrarrgh!  Turn in there!  Way!

  Ye come with iron lines and dare to camp
        Where we were lords when Daniel stood a test!
  Where once the tired safaris used to tramp
        On noisy wheels ye loll along at rest!
  Tremble, ye long-range lovers of the day,
        'Twas we who shook the circus walls of ancient Rome!
  The dark is ours!  Take cover!  Way there!  Way!
        Urmmph!  Urrarrgh!  Take cover!  Home!


The man who tries to explain away coincidences to men who were the
victims of them is likely to need more sympathy than he will get.  The
dictionary defines them clumsily as instances of coinciding, apparently
accidental, but which suggest a casual connection.

Lions paid us a visit that first night after Schillingschen's
escape--the first lions we had seen or heard since landing on the north
shore of the lake.  We prayed they might get Schillingschen, yet they
and he persisted until morning--they roaring and circling never near
enough for the man on guard to get a shot--he also circling the camp,
calling to his ten men, whom we had transferred from the native village
to the second tent under guard of Kazimoto and our own men as a
precaution.

Our boys slept as if drugged, but not his.  He called to them in a
language that even Kazimoto did not understand, and they kept answering
at intervals.  Once, when I was listening to locate Schillingschen if I
could, the lions came sniffing and snuffing to the back side of the
tent.  I tried to stalk them--a rash, reprehensible, tenderfoot trick.
Luck was with me; they slunk away in the shadows, and I lived to
summon Fred and Will.  We tried to save the donkeys, but the lions took
three of them at their leisure, and scared the rest so that they broke
out of the thorn-bush boma we had made the boys build (as a precaution
against leopards, not lions).  Next morning out of forty we recovered
twenty-five, and wondered how many of them Schillingschen got.

Remembering how we ourselves had managed, without ammunition or
supplies, we did not fool ourselves with the belief that
Schillingschen, with his brutal personal magnetism and profound
knowledge of natives, would not do better.  The probability was he
would stir up the countryside against us.

He had been doing missionary work; it might be the natives of that
part were already sufficiently schooled to do murder at his bidding.

We decided to leave at once for a district where he had not yet done
any of his infernal preaching.

"You should set a trap and shoot the swine!" Coutlass insisted.  Will
was inclined to agree with him, but Fred and I demurred.  The British
writ had never really run as far as the slopes of Elgon, and we could
see them ahead of us not very many marches away.  If Schillingschen
intended to dog us and watch chances we preferred to have him do that
in a remote wilderness, where our prospect of influencing natives would
likely be as good as his, that was all.

Part of our strategy was to make an early start and march swiftly,
taking advantage of his physical weariness after a night in the open on
the prowl; but after a few days in camp it is the most difficult thing
imaginable to get a crowd of porters started on the march.  It was more
particularly difficult on that occasion because none of our men were
familiar with Schillingschen's loads, and the captured ten, even when
we loosed their hands and treated them friendly, showed no disposition
to be useful.  We gave them a load apiece to carry, but to every one we
had to assign two of our own as guards, so that, what with having lost
the fifteen donkeys, we had not a man to spare.

It was after midday when we got off at last.  We had not left the camp
more than half a mile behind when I looked back and saw Schillingschen
where his great tent had stood, cavorting on hands and feet like an
enormous dog-baboon, searching every inch of the ground for anything we
might have left.  We three stood and watched him for half an hour,
sweating with fear lest he chance on the place where his diary lay
buried in the tin box.  We began to wish we had brought it with us.  I
said we had done foolishly to leave it, although I had approved of
Fred's burying it at the time.

"Suppose," I argued, "he sets the natives of that village to searching!
What's to prevent him?  You know the kind of job they'd make of
it--blade by blade of grass--pebble by pebble.  Where they found a
trace of loosened dirt they'd dig."

"Did you bury something, then?" inquired a voice we knew too well.  "By
the ace of stinks, those natives can smell out anything a white man
ever touched!"

We turned and faced Coutlass, whom we had imagined on ahead with the
safari.  If he noticed our sour looks, he saw fit to ignore them; but
he took an upperhanded, new, insolent way with us, no doubt due to our
refusal to shoot Schillingschen.  He ascribed that to a yellow streak.

"I was right.  Gassharamminy!  I could have sworn I saw two of you on
watch while the third man dug among the stones!  What did you bury?  I
came back to talk about Brown.  The poor drunkard wants to head more to
the east.  I say straight on.  What do you say?"

We told him to go forward.  Then we looked in one another's eyes, and
said nothing.  Whether or not the original decision had been wise,
there was no question now what was the proper course.

Instead of tiring out Schillingschen we made an early camp by a
watercourse, and built a very big protection for the donkeys against
lions--a high thorn enclosure, and an outer one not so high, with a
space between them wide enough for the two tents and half a dozen big
fires.  Before dark we had enough fuel stacked up to keep the fires
blazing well all night long.

Neither Coutlass nor Brown had had a drink of whisky that day, so it
was all the more remarkable that Coutlass lay down early in a corner of
the tent and fell into a sound sleep almost at once.  We were
thoroughly glad of it.  Our plan was for two of us to creep out of camp
when it was dark enough, and recover the contents of that tin box
before Schillingschen or the blacks could forestall us.

The lions began roaring again at about sundown, but they love
donkey-meat more than almost any except giraffe, and it was not likely
they would trouble us.  We were so sure the task was not particularly
risky that Fred, who would have insisted on the place of greater danger
for himself, consented willingly enough to stay in camp while Will and
I went back.  Our original intention was to take Schillingschen's
patent, wind-proof, non-upsettable camp lantern to find the way with
and keep wild beasts at bay; but just as Will went toward the tent to
fetch it (Fred's back was turned, over on the far side where he was
seeing to the camp-fires) we both at once caught sight of Coutlass
creeping on hands and knees along a shadow.  We had closed the gap in
the outer wall of thorn, but he dragged aside enough to make an opening
and slipped through, thinking himself unobserved.

To have followed him with a lantern would have been worse than my crime
of stalking lions in the dark.  Will ran to tell Fred what had happened
while I followed the Greek through the gap, and presently Will and I
were both hot on his trail, as close to him as we could keep without
letting him hear us.

"Fred says," Will whispered, "if we catch him talking with
Schillingschen, shoot 'em both!  Fred won't let him into camp again
unless we bring back proof he's not a traitor!"

We were pursuing a practised hunter, who at first kept stopping to make
sure he was not followed.  He took a line across that wild country in
the dark with such assurance, and so swiftly that it was unbelievably
hard to follow him quietly.  It was not long before we lost sound of
him.  Then we ran more freely, trusting to luck as much as anything to
keep him thinking he had the darkness to himself.

Our short day's journey seemed to have trebled itself!  We were
leg-weary and tired-eyed when at last we reached, and nearly fell into
a hollow we recognized.  Will went down and struck a match to get a
look at his watch.

"There ought to be a moon in about ten minutes," he whispered.  "We're
within sight of the place.  Suppose we climb a tree and scout about a
bit."

It was not a very big tree that we selected, but it was the biggest;
it had low branches, and the merit of being easy to climb.

When the pale latter half of the moon announced itself we could dimly
make out from the upper branches all of the flat ground where the camp
had been.  There was no sign of Coutlass.  None of Schillingschen.  A
lioness and two enormous lions stood facing one another in a triangle,
almost exactly on the spot where the larger tent had stood, not fifty
yards from us.

"Gee!"' whispered Will excitedly.  "We nearly stumbled on 'em!"

"Shoot!" I whispered.  My own position on the branch was so insecure
that I could not have brought my rifle into use without making a
prodigious noise.  Will shook his head.

"I can see Coutlass now!  Look at that rock--he's hiding behind
it--see, he's climbing!  And look, there's Schillingschen!"

Neither man was aware of the other's presence, or of ours.  They were
out of sight of each other, Coutlass on the very rocks against which we
had leaned to watch the tent the afternoon before, and neither man
really out of reach of anything with claws that cared to go after them
in earnest.

The arrival of the dim moon seemed to give the lions their cue for
action.  The lioness turned half away, as if weary of waiting, and then
lay down full-length to watch as one lion sprang at the other with a
roar like the wrath of warring worlds.  They met in mid-air, claw to
claw, and went down together--a roaring, snarling, eight-legged,
two-tailed catastrophe--never apart--not still an instant--tearing,
beating--rolling over and over--emitting bellows of mingled rage and
agony whenever the teeth of one or other brute went home.

Even as shadows fighting in the shadows they were terrible to watch.
They shook the very earth and air, as if they owned all the primeval
bestial force of all the animals.  And the she-lion lay watching them,
her eyes like burning yellow coals, not moving a muscle that we could
see.

Iron could not have withstood the blows; the thunder of them reached
us in the tree!  Steel ropes could not have endured the strain as claws
went home, and the brutes wrenched, ripped, and yelled in titanic
agony.  Their fury increased.  Wounds did not seem to enfeeble them.
Nothing checked the speed of the fighting an instant, until suddenly
the lioness stood erect, gave a long loud call like a cat's, and turned
and vanished.

She had seen.  She knew.  Like a spring loosed from its containing box
one of the lions freed himself in mid-air and hurtled clear, landing on
all-fours and hurrying away after the lioness with a bad limp.  The
other lion fell on his side and lay groaning, then roared
half-heartedly and dragged himself away.

The second lion had hardly gone when Coutlass descended gingerly from
the rock, peering about him, and listening.  He evidently had no
suspicion of our presence, for he never once looked in our direction.
It was Schillingschen, not lions, he feared; and Schillingschen,
clambering over the top of another rock, watched him as a night-beast
eyes its prey.  Another one-act drama was staged, and it was not time
for us to come down from the tree yet.

Satisfied he was not followed and that Schillingschen was elsewhere,
Coutlass crept from rock to rock toward the little cluster of small
ones where, by his own confession, he had seen Fred bury the box.
Schillingschen stalked him through the shadows as actively as a great
ape, making no sound, as clearly visible to us as he was invisible to
Coutlass.

There was not a trace of mist--nothing to obscure the dim pale light,
and as the moon swung higher into space we could see both men's every
movement, like the play of marionettes.

Down on his knees at last among the small loose rocks, Coutlass began
digging with his fingers--grew weary of that very soon, and drew out
the long knife from his boot--dug with that like a frenzied man until
from our tree we heard the hard point strike on metal.  Then
Schillingschen began to close in, and it was time for us to drop down
from the tree.

We made an abominable lot of noise about it, for the tree creaked, and
our clothing tore on the thorny projections of limbs that seemed to
have grown there since we climbed.  To make matters worse, I stepped
off the lowest branch, imagining there was another branch beneath it,
and fell headlong, rifle and all, with a clatter and thump that should
have alarmed the village half a mile away.  And Will, not knowing what
I had done but alarmed by the noise I made, jumped down on top of me.

We picked ourselves up and listened.  We could hear the short quick
stabs of the knife as Coutlass loosed and scooped the earth out.  Among
the myriad noises of the African night our own, that seemed appalling
to us, had passed unnoticed--or perhaps Schillingschen heard, and
thought it was the injured lion dragging himself away.  (Nobody needed
worry about the chance of attack from that particular lion for many a
night to come; he would ask nothing better than to be left to eat mice
and carrion until his awful wounds were healed.)

Reassured by the sound of digging we crept forward, knowing pretty well
the best path to take from having seen Schillingschen stalking.  But it
was more by dint of their obsession than by any skill of ours that we
crept up near without giving them alarm.  Coutlass was still on his
knees, throwing out the last few handfuls of loose dirt.
Schillingschen stood almost over him, so close that the thrown dirt
struck against his legs.

We took up positions in the shadow, one to either side, almost afraid
to breathe, I cursing because the rifle quivered in my two hands like
the proverbial aspen leaf.  The prospect of shooting a white man--even
such a thorough-paced blackguard white as Schillingschen--made me as
nervous as a school-girl at a grown-up party.

At last Coutlass groped down shoulder-deep and drew the box out.

"Give that to me!"  Schillingschen shouted like a thunder-clap, making
me jump as if I were the one intended.

The moonlight gleamed on the tin box.  Coutlass did not drop it but
turned his head to look behind him.  Schillingschen swung for his face
with a clenched fist and the whole weight and strength of his ungainly
body.  He would have broken the jaw he aimed at had the blow landed;
but the Greek's wit was too swift.

He kicked like a mule, hard and suddenly, ducking his head, and then
diving backward between the German's legs that were outspread to give
him balance and leverage for the fist-blow.  Schillingschen pitched
over him head-forward, landing on both hands with one shoulder in the
hole out of which the box had come.  With the other arm he reached for
the knife that Coutlass had laid on the loose earth.  Coutlass reached
for it, too, too late, and there followed a fight not at all inferior
in fury to the battle of the lions.  Humans are only feebler than the
beasts, not less malicious.

Will reached for the tin box, opened it, took out the diary, closed it
again, put the diary in his own inner pocket, and returned the box;
but they never saw or heard him.  The German, with an arm as strong as
an ape's, thrust again and again at Coutlass, missing his skin by a
bait's breadth as the Greek held off the blows with the utmost strength
of both hands.

Suddenly Coutlass sprang to his feet, broke loose for a second, landed
a terrific kick in the German's stomach, and closed again.  He twisted
Schillingschen's great splay beard into a wisp and wrenched it, forcing
his head back, holding the knife-hand in his own left, and spitting
between the German's parted teeth; then threw all his weight on him
suddenly, and they went down together, Coutlass on top and
Schillingschen stabbing violently in the direction of his ribs.

Letting go the beard, Coutlass rained blows on the German's face with
his free fist.  Made frantic by that assault Schillingschen squirmed
and upset the Greek's balance, rolled him partly over and, blinded by a
very rain of blows, slashed and stabbed half a dozen times.  Coutlass
screamed once, and swore twice as the knife got in between his bones.
The German could not wrench it out again.  With both hands free now,
the Greek seized him by the throat and began to throttle him, beating
with his forehead on the purple face the while his steel fingers
kneaded, as if the throat were dough.

We were not at all inclined to stop Coutlass from killing the man.  We
came closer, to see the end, and Coutlass caught sight of us at last.

"Shoot him!" he screamed.  "Gassharamminy!  Shoot him, can't you, while
I hold him!"

As he made that appeal the German convulsed his whole body like an
earthquake, wrenched the knife loose at last, and as Coutlass changed
position to guard against a new terrific stab rolled him over, freed
himself and stood with upraised hand to give the finishing blow.  Then
suddenly he saw us and his jaw dropped, the beastly mess that had been
his well-kept beard dropping an inch and showing where the Greeks fist
had broken the front teeth.  But that was only for a second--a second
that gave Coutlass time to rise to his knees, and dodge the descending
blow.

I made up my mind then it was time to shoot the German, whatever the
crimes of the Greek might be; but Coutlass had not grown slower of wit
from loss of blood.  As he dodged he rolled sidewise and seized my
rifle, jerking it from my hand.  He jerked too quickly.  The German saw
the move and kicked it, sending it spinning several yards away.  We all
made a sudden scramble for it, Schillingschen leading, when the German
turned as suddenly as one of the great apes he so resembled, tripped
Will by the heel, wrenched the rifle from his right hand, pounced on
the empty tin box, and was gone!

Too late, I remembered my own rifle and fired after him, emptying the
magazine at shadows.

Will's rage and self-contempt were more distressing than the Greek's
spouting knife-wounds.

"By blood and knuckle-bones!  Give me that gun of yours, will you!  I
go after the swine!  I cut his liver out!  Where is my knife?  Ah,
there it is!  Stoop and give it me, for my ribs hurt!  So!  Now I go
after him!"

We held Coutlass back, making him be still while we tore his shirt in
strips, and then our own, and tried to staunch the blood, Will almost
blubbering with rage while his fingers worked, and the Greek cursing us
both for wasting time.

"He has the box!" he screamed.  "He has the rifle!"

"He has no ammunition but what's in the magazine," said I; and that
started Will off swearing at himself all over again from the beginning.

"You damned yegg!" he complained as he knotted two strips of shirt.
"This would never have happened if you hadn't sneaked out to steal the
contents of the box!"

Suddenly Coutlass screamed again, like a mad stallion smelling battle.

"There he is!  There the swine is!  I see him!  I hear him! Give me
that--"

He reached for my rifle,  but I was too quick that time and stepped
back out of range of his arm.  As I did that the blood burst anew from
his wounds.  He put his left hand to his side and scattered the hot
blood up in the air in a sort of votive offering to the gods of Greek
revenge, and, brandishing the long knife, tore away into the dark.

"I see him!" he yelled.  "I see the swine!  By Gassharamminy!  To-night
his naked feet'll blister on the floor of hell!"

We followed him, enthralled by mixed motives made of desire and a sort
of half-genuine respect for the courage of this man, who claimed three
countries and disgraced each one at intervals in turn.  We did not go
so fast as he.  We were not so enamored of the risks the dark contained.

Suddenly there came out of the blackness just ahead a marrow-curdling
cry--agony, rage, and desperation--that surely no human ever
uttered--roar, yelp of pain, and battle-cry in one.

"Help!" yelled Coutlass.  "Help!  Oh-ah!  Ah!"

We raced forward then, I leading with my rifle thrust forward.  A
second later I fired; and that was the only time in my life I ever
touched a lion's face with a rifle muzzle before I pulled the trigger!
The brute fell all in a heap, with Coutlass underneath him and the
Greek's long knife stuck in his shoulder to the hilt.  The lion must
have died within the minute without my shot to finish him.

Coutlass lay dead under the defeated beast that had crawled away to
hide and lick his wounds.  We dragged his body out from under, and in
proof that Schillingschen, the common enemy, lived, a bullet came
whistling between us.  The flash of my shot had given him direction.
Perhaps he could see us, too, against the moon.  We ducked, and lay
still, but no more shots came.

"He's only got four left," Will whispered.  "Maybe he'll husband those!"

"Maybe he knows by now that box is empty!" said I.  "He'll stalk us on
the way back!"

"Us for the tree, then, until morning!" said Will.

"Sure!" I answered.  "And be shot out of it like crows out of a nest!"

But Will had the right idea for all that.  He was merely getting at it
in his own way.  After a little whispering we went to work with fevered
fingers, stripping off the bloody bandages we had tied on the Greek's
ribs--stripping off more of his clothes--then more of ours--tying them
all into one--then skinning the mangled lion with the long knife that
had really ended his career, tearing the hide into strips and knotting
them each to each.  In twenty minutes we had a slippery, smeary, smelly
rope of sorts.  In five more we had dragged the Greek's dead body
underneath the tree.

Then I went back to the vantage point among the rocks and waited until
Will had thrown the rope with a stone tied to its end over an upper
branch.  Presently I saw Coutlass' dead body go clambering ungracefully
up among the branches, looking so much less dead than alive that I
thought at first Will must have tangled the rope in the crotch of the
tree and be clambering up to release it.

The ruse worked.  Georges Coutlass served us dead as well as living.
Out of the darkness to my left there came a flash and a report.  I did
not look to see whether the corpse in the tree jerked as the bullet
struck.  Before the flash had died--almost before the crack of the
report bad reached my ear-drums I answered with three shots in quick
succession.

"Did you get him?" called Will.

"I don't know," I answered.  "If I didn't, he's only got three
cartridges left!"

We left the Greek's body in the tree for Schillingschen to shoot at
further if he saw fit; it was safer there from marauding animals than
if we had laid it on the ground, and as for the rites of the dead, it
was a toss-up which was better, kites and vultures, or jackals and the
ants.  We saw no sense that night in laboring with a knife and our
hands to bury a body that the brutes would dig up again within five
minutes of our leaving it.

"Schillingschen has three cartridges,"' sad Will. "One each for you, me
and Fred Oakes!  I'll stay and trick him some more.  I'll think up a
new plan.  I don't care if he gets me.  I'd hate to face Fred without
my rifle, and have to tell him the enemy is laying for him with it
through my carelessness."

It was my first experience of Will with hysteria, for it amounted to
that.  I remembered that to cure a bevy of school-girls of it one
should rap out something sharply, with a cane if need be.  Yet Will was
not like a school-girl, and his hysteria took the pseudo-manly form of
refusal to retreat.  I yearned for Fred's camp-fires, and Fred's laugh,
hot supper, or breakfast, or whatever the meal would be, and blankets.
Will, with a ruthless murderer stalking him in the dark, yearned only
for self-contentment.  All at once I saw the thing to do, and thrust my
rifle in his hands.

"Take it," I said.  "Hunt Schillingschen all night if you want to.  I'm
going back to tell Fred I've lost my rifle, and was afraid to face you
for fear you'd laugh at me.  Go on--take it!  No, you've got to take
it!"

I let the rifle fall at his feet, and he was forced to pick it up.  By
that time I was on my way, and he had to hurry if he hoped to catch me.
I kept him hurrying--cursing, and calling out to wait.  And so, hours
later, we arrived in sight of Fred's fires and answered his cheery
challenge:

"Halt there, or I'll shoot your bally head off!"

Lions had kept him busy making the boys pile thornwood on the fires.
He had shot two--one inside the enclosure, where the brute had jumped
in a vain effort to reach the frantic donkeys.  We stumbled over the
carcass of the other as we made our way toward the gate-gap, and
dragged it in ignominiously by the tail (not such an easy task as the
uninitiated might imagine).

Once within the enclosure I left Will to tell Fred his story as best
suited him, Fred roaring with laughter as he watched Will's rueful
face, yet turning suddenly on Brown to curse him like a criminal for
laughing, too!

"Go and fetch that Mauser of yours, Brown, and give it to Mr. Yerkes in
place of what he's lost!  Hurry, please!"

It was touch and go whether Brown would obey.  But he happened to be
sober, and realized that he had committed tho unpermissible offense.
Fred might laugh at Will all he chose; so might I; either of us might
laugh Fred out of countenance; or they might howl derisively at me.
But Brown, camp-fellow though he was, and not bad fellow though he was,
was not of our inner-guard.  He might laugh with, never at, especially
when catastrophe brought inner feelings to the surface.

"Take the shot-gun if you care to," Fred told him, as he passed Will
the rifle. "I'll unlock the chop-box presently, and let you have some
whisky!"

This last was the cruellest cut, but it did Brown good.  When Fred kept
his promise and produced a whole bottle from the locked-up store Brown
refused to touch it, instead insulting him like a good man, cursing
him--whisky, whiskers, whims and all, using language that Fred
good-naturedly assured him was very unladylike.

Before dawn the boys, peering through the gaps between the camp-fires,
to distinguish lions if they could and give the alarm before another
could jump in and do damage, swore they saw Schillingschen, rifle in
hand, stalking among the shadows.  Nothing could convince them they had
not seen him.  They said he stooped like a man in a dream--that big
beard was matted, and his shirt torn--that he strode out of darkness
into darkness like a man whose mind was gone.  We purposely laughed at
their story, to see if we could shake them in it.  But they laughed at
our incredulity.

"My eyes are good eyes" answered Kazimoto.  "What I see I see!  Why
should I invent lies?"

It was not pleasant to imagine Schillingschen, mind gone or not, with
or without three cartridges and a rifle, prowling about our camp
awaiting opportunity to do murder.

"Come to think of it," said Fred, "we've no proof he hasn't a lot more
than three cartridges.  It's hardly likely, but he might have cached
some in reserve near where we found his camp pitched.  More unlikely
things have happened.  But the bally man must go to sleep some time.
He seems to have been awake ever since he escaped.  We'll be off at
dawn, and either tire him out or leave him!"

"I'll bet he's got one or more of those donkeys," I answered.  "He'll
not be so easy to tire."

"Suppose you and Will go and sleep," suggested Fred.  "Otherwise we'll
all go crazy, and all get left behind!"

There did not remain much time for sleeping.  The porters, being used
to the tents and their loads now, got away to a good start, heading
straight toward the frowning pile of Elgon that hove its great hump
against a blue sky and domineered over the world to the northward.

There were plenty of villages, well filled with timid spear-men and
hard-working naked wives.  Now that we had trade goods in plenty there
was no difficulty at all about making friends with them.  They had two
obsessing fears:  that it might not rain in proper season, and "the
people" as they called themselves would "have too much hunger"; and
that the men from the mountain might come and take their babies.

"Which men, from what mountain?"

"Bad men, from very high up on that mountain!"  They pointed toward
Elgon, shuddered, and looked away.

"Why should they take your babies?"

"They eat them!"

"What makes you think that?"

"We know it!  They come!  Once in so often they come and fight with us,
and take away, and kill and eat our fat babies!"

All the inhabitants of all the villages agreed.  None of them had ever
ventured on the mountain; but all agreed that very bad black men came
raiding from the upper slopes at uncertain intervals.  There was no
variation of the tale.

One thing puzzled us much more than the cannibal story.  We heard
shooting a long way off behind us to our right--two shots, followed by
the unmistakable ringing echo among growing trees.  Had Schillingschen
decided to desert us?  And if so, how did he dare squander two of his
three cartridges at once--supposing he were not now mad, as our boys,
and his, all vowed he was?  His own ten men began to beg to be
protected from him, and the captured Baganda recommended in best
missionary English that we seek the services of the first witch doctor
we could find.




CHAPTER SIXTEEN


THE SONG OF THE ELEPHANTS

  Who is as heavy as we, or as strong?
        Ho! but we trample the shambas down!
  Saw ye a swath where the trash lay long
        And tall trees flat like a harvest mown?
  That was the path we shore in haste
        (Judge, is it easy to find, and wide!)
  Ripping the branch and bough to waste
        Like rocks shot loose from a mountain side!
  Therefore hear us:

(All together, stamping steadily In time.)

        'Twas we who lonely echoes woke
        To copy the crash of the trees we broke!
        Goad, nor whip, nor wheel, nor yoke
        Shall humble the will of the Ivory Folk!

  Once we were monarchs from sky to sky,
        Many were we and the men were few;
  Then we would go to the Place to die--
        Elephant tombs* that the oldest knew,--
  Old as the trees when the prime is past,
        Lords unchallenged of vale and plain,
  Grazing aloof and alone at last
        To lie where the oldest had always lain.
  So we sing of it:

-----------------------------
* The legendary place that every Ivory hunter hopes some day to stumble
on, where elephants are said to have gone away to die of old age, and
where there should therefore be almost unimaginable wealth of ivory.
The legend, itself as old as African speech, is probably due to the
rarity of remains of elephants that have died a natural death.
------------------------------

(All together, swinging from side to side in time, and tossing trunks.)

        'Twas we who lonely echoes woke
        To copy the crash of the trees we broke!
        Goad, nor whip, nor wheel, nor yoke
        Shall govern the strength of the Ivory Folk!

  Still we are monarchs! Our strength and weight
        Can flatten the huts of the frightened men!
  But the glory of smashing is lost of late,
        We raid less eagerly now than then,
  For pits are staked, and the traps are blind,
        The guns be many, the men be more;
  We fidget with pickets before and behind,
        Who snoozed in the noonday heat of yore.
  Yet, hear us sing:

(All together, ears up and trunks extended.)

        'Twas we who lonely echoes woke
        To copy the crash of the trees we broke!
        Goad, nor whip, nor wheel, nor yoke
        Have lessened the rage of the Ivory Folk!

  Still we are monarchs of field and stream!
        None is as strong or as heavy as we!
  We scent--we swerve--we come--we scream--
        And the men are as mud 'neath tusk and knee!
  But we go no more to the Place to die,
        For the blacks head off and the guns pursue;
  Bleaching our scattered rib-bones lie,
        And men be many, and we be few.
  Nevertheless:

(All together, trunks up-thrown, ears extended, and stamping in slow
time with the fore-feet.)

        'Twas we who lonely echoes woke
        To copy the crash of the trees we broke!
        Goad, nor whip, nor wheel, nor yoke
        Shall humble the pride of the Ivory Folk!


We had laughed at Fred's suggestion that Schillingschen might have
ammunition cached away.  Fred had sneered at my guess that the German
might ride donkey-back and not be so easily left behind.  Now the
probability of both suggestions seemed to stiffen into reality.

Day followed day, and Schillingschen, squandering cartridges not far
away behind us, always had more of them.  He seemed, too, to lose
interest in keeping so extremely close to us, as we raced to get away
from him toward the mountain.  If he was really crazy, as his trembling
boys maintained, then for a crazy man blazing at everything or nothing
he was shooting remarkably little.  On the contrary, if he was sane,
and shooting for the pot, he must have acquired a big following in some
mysterious manner, or else have lost his marksmanship when Coutlass
bruised his eyes.  He fired each day, judging by the echo of the shots,
about as many cartridges as we did, who had to feed a fairly long
column of men, and make presents of meat, in addition, to the chiefs of
villages.  It began to be a mystery how he carried so much ammunition,
unless he had donkeys or porters.

Soon we began to pass through a country where elephants bad been.
There was ruin a hundred yards wide, where a herd of more than a
thousand of them must have swept in panic for fifteen miles.  There
were villages with roofs not yet re-thatched, whose inhabitants came
and begged us to take vengeance on the monsters, showing us their
trampled enclosures, torn-down huts, and ruined plantations.  They
offered to do whatever we told them in the way of taking part, and
several times we marshaled the men of two or three villages together in
an effort to get a line to windward and drive the herd our way.

But each time, as the plan approached development, ringing shots from
behind us put the brutes to flight.  It became uncanny--as if
Schillingschen in his new mad mood was able to divine exactly when his
noise would work most harm.  Our fool boys told the local natives that
a madman was on our heels, and after that all offers of help ceased,
even from those who had suffered most from the elephants.  We began to
be regarded as mad ourselves.  Efforts to get natives to go scouting to
watch Schillingschen, and report to us, were met with point-blank
refusal.  Rumor began to precede us, and from one village that had
suffered more than usually badly from passing elephants the inhabitants
all fled at the first sign of Brown, leading our long single column.

We followed the herd.  Its track was wide, and easier than the winding
native foot-paths; and we were willing enough to jettison loads of
trade-goods if only we could replace them with tusks.  The chase led up
toward Elgon, over the shoulder of an outlying spur, and upward toward
the mountain's eastern slopes.

As long as we kept in the wake of the herd the going presented no
difficulties.  We knew by the state of the tracks and the dung that the
herd was never far ahead.  Frequently we heard them crashing through
trees in front of us.  Yet whenever we came so close as to hope for a
view, and a shot at a tusker, invariably a regular fusillade from the
eastward to our rear would start the herd stampeding with a din like
all the avalanches.

Streams by the dozen flowed down from the mountain's sides, their banks
crushed into bog where the elephants had crossed.  Our donkeys grew
used to being tied by the head in line and hauled across (for in common
with all herds of donkeys, there were a few of them that swam readily,
and many that either could not or refused).  The flies in the wake of
the elephants were worse than the tetse that haunted the shore of
Nyanza.

We had no trouble now from our boys.  We could even let the Baganda's
hands loose.  They feared the cannibals of the higher slopes, but were
much more afraid of the madman to our right rear.  Our difficulty lay
in compelling them to keep a course sufficiently to eastward, and in
calling a halt each day before men and animals were too utterly tired
out.  Yet for all their hurry, we did not gain on the man who made them
so afraid.

Elephants, once thoroughly scared, will run away forever.  Our boys
openly praised the herd in front for its speed and stamina, hoping it
would continue on its course and oblige us to keep the madman with the
rifle at a safe distance to our rear.  But it seemed he had an easier
line than we, or else his frenzy gave him seven-league boots, for he
even began to gain on us, keeping along our right flank at a distance
of several miles, and driving us nearly mad in the frantic effort to
keep our column from turning and running away to the westward.  If we
had relaxed our vigilance for a moment they would have broken line and
fled.

It was old volcanic country we were marching through, densely wooded,
virgin forest for the most part, with earth so warm at times that it
was not easy to believe the crater of Elgon quite extinct.  Even at
that low level we came on blow-holes nearly filled in with dirt and
trash, serving as fine caves for beasts of prey.  We went into one for
about three hundred paces before it narrowed into nothing, and would
have camped in it but for the stink.  It smelt like a place where the
egg of original sin had turned rotten.  Fred said that was sulphur,
with the air of a man who would like it believed that he knew.

At last the enemy must have made a night march, for he passed us, and
the following dawn we heard him shooting to our right in front.  That
morning it was simply impossible to make the boys break camp.  They
swore that the ghost of Schillingschen had gone in league with the
elephants to destroy us, and they preferred to be shot by us rather
than murdered by witchcraft.

Beyond doubt they would have bolted and left us had that camp not been
an almost perfect one, on rising ground with two great wings of rock
almost enclosing it, and a singing brook galloping through the midst.
There was only one gap by which elephant or man could enter (unless
they should fall from the sky), and they closed that by rolling rocks
and dragging up trunks of trees.

After a useless argument, during which we all lost our tempers and they
were reduced to the verge of panic, we decided to leave them there in
charge of Brown and those porters, except Kazimoto, who had rifles.
The armed men promised faithfully to die beside Brown in the only place
of exit rather than permit a man to pass out; and the rest all agreed
it would be right to shoot them if they attempted to desert; but we
left the camp together--Fred, Will, I, and Kazimoto, with Will's
personal servant and mine bringing up the rear--wondering whether we
should ever see any member or part of the outfit again.  It felt like
going to a funeral--or rather from it--more than likely Brown's.

Kazimoto and the other two should have been carrying spare rifles; but
Brown had refused to remain behind unless we left him all but the one
apiece we absolutely needed.  We took the boys more from habit than for
any use they were likely to be; and my boy and Will's bolted back to
the camp almost before we were out of sight of it, Kazimoto begging us
to shoot them in the back for cowards.

"Huh!" he grunted.  "They are afraid of death.  Teach them what death
is!"

We heard Brown challenge them as they approached the camp, and hoped he
thrashed them soundly.  But it turned out he did not.  He himself had
grown afraid; for the fear of a crowd is contagious, and spreads
nearly as readily from black to white as from white to black.  He broke
open a chop-box and consoled himself with whisky.

Forcing our way through vegetation that crowded around a spur of
volcanic rock, it soon became evident that the whole of the huge herd
was breakfasting not far in front of us, tearing off limbs of trees,
and crashing about as if noise were the only object.  We climbed and
attempted to look down on them, only to discover that the part of the
forest where we were consisted of a narrow belt, with a mile-wide open
space beyond it between us and the elephants.  The wind was from them
toward us, but that did not wholly account for the amount of noise that
reached us.  It was the fact that the herd was twice as big as we
imagined.  There were elephants in every direction.  We could see and
hear branches breaking with reports like cannon-fire.

Kazimoto was as steady as an old soldier, a great grin spreading across
his ugly honest face, and his eyes alight with enthusiasm.  This was
the profession he had followed when he was Courtney's gun-bearer, and
he kept close to Fred with a handful of cartridges ready to pass to
him, whispering wise counsel.

"Get close to them, bwana!  Go close!  Go close!  Wind coming our
way--smell coming our way--noise coming our way--elephant very busy
eating--no hurry!  No long shooting!  Go right up close!"

It was easier said than done.  The elephants had spread broadcast
through the forest, and there was no longer one well-defined swath to
follow, but a very great number of twisting narrow alleys through
elastic undergrowth between great unyielding trees.  We had to
separate, to gain any advantage from our number, so that we emerged
into the open more than a hundred yards apart, with Fred at the far
left and Will in the center.  Fred, with Kazimoto close at his heels,
was more than fifty yards in front of either of us.

And crossing that mile of open land was no simple business.  It was a
mass of rocks and tree-roots, burned over in some swift-running forest
fire and not yet reseeded, nor yet rotted down.  There were winding
ways all across it by the dozen that the elephants, with their greater
height and better woodcraft, could follow on the run, but great stumps
and rocks higher than a man's head (that from a distance had looked
like level land) blocked all vision and made progress mostly guesswork.

However, the latter half-mile was more like level going--I emerged from
between two boulders, wondering whether I could ever find my way back
again, and envied Fred, who had found a better track and had the lead
of me now by several hundred yards.  Will was as far behind him as I,
but had gone over more to the left, leaving me--feeling remarkably
lonely--away in the rear to the right.

Kazimoto followed Fred so closely, stooping low behind him, that the
two looked like some strange four-legged beast.  They were headed for
the forest in front of them at a great pace, increasing their lead from
Will, who, like me, was more or less winded.  I stooped at a pool to
scoop up water and splash my face and neck.  When I looked up a moment
later I could see none of them.

At that instant, when I could actually smell the great brutes crashing
in the forest, unseen within a hundred yards of me, and would have
given all I had or hoped for just to have a friend within speaking
distance, a shot rang out in the forest ahead, and rattled from tree to
tree like the echo of a skirmish.  It was not from Fred's gun, or
Will's.  It was the phantom rifleman at work again.
Schillingschen--Schillingschen's ghost--or whoever he was, he could not
have timed his fusillade better for our undoing.  The first shot was
followed by six more in swift succession.  And then chaos broke loose.

Toward where I stood, from every angle to my front, the whole herd
stampeded.  No human being could have guessed their number.  The forest
awoke with a battle-din of falling trees and crashing undergrowth,
split apart by the trumpeting of angry bulls and the screams of cows
summoning their young ones.  The earth shook under the weight of their
tremendous rout.  I heard Fred's rifle ring out three times far to my
left--then Will's a rifle nearer to me; and at that the herd swung
toward its own left, and the whole lot of them came full-pelt, blind,
screaming, frantic, straight for me.

There was no turning them now. None but the very farthest on the flank
could have turned, given sense enough left to do it.  It was a flood of
maddened monsters, crazed with fear, pent by their own numbers, forced
forward by the crowd behind, that invited me to dam them if I could!
As they burst into the open, more shots rang out in the forest to lend
their fury wings!

I glanced behind, to right and left, but there was no escape, I had
come too far into the open to retreat!  There were big rocks to the
rear to have scrambled on, but there was no time.  There was one big
rock in front of me that divided their course about in halves; to pass
it they must open up, although they would almost surely close again.  I
took my stand in line with that, as a man on trial for life takes
refuge behind an unestablishable alibi.

They talk glibly about men's whole lives passing in review before them
in the instant of a crisis.  That may be.  That was a crisis, and I saw
elephants--elephants!  I remembered some of what Courtney had told
us--some of the mad yarns Coutlass spun when liquor and the camp-fire
made him boastful.  All the advice I ever heard; all my previous
imaginings of what I should do when such a time came, seemed to be
condensed into one concrete demand--shoot, shoot, shoot, and keep on
shooting!  Yet my finger, bent around the trigger, absolutely would not
act!

The oncoming gray wave of brutes split apart at the rock, as it must
do, some of them screaming as they crashed into it breast on and were
crushed by the crowd behind.  In the van of the right-hand wing,
brushing the rock with his shoulder, charged an enormous bull with
tusks so large that the heavier had weighed down his head to a
permanent rakish angle.  He caught sight of me--trumpeted like a siren
in the Channel fog--and came at me with raised ears and trunk
outstretched.  I heard shooting to the left, and more shots from the
forest, where the very active ghost or madman was keeping up a battle
of his own.  I felt the fear, that turns a man's very heart to ice,
grip hold of me--felt as if nothing mattered--imagined the whole
universe a sea of charging elephants--accepted the inevitable--and
suddenly received my manhood back again!  My forefinger acted!  I fired
point-blank down the throat of the charging bull.  And it seemed to
have no more effect on him than a pea-shooter has on a railroad train!

I had left Schillingschen's heavy-bored elephant gun behind with Brown,
considering it too cumbersome, and was using a Mauser with flat-nosed
bullets.  I fired four shots as fast as I could pump them from the
magazine straight down the monster's hot red throat; and he continued
to come on as if I had not touched him, hard-pressed on either flank by
bulls nearly as big as he.

Perhaps the reason why my past history did not flash review was that my
time was not yet come!  I continued to see elephant--nothing but
elephant!--little bloodshot eyes aflame with frenzy--great tusks
upthrown--a trunk upraised to brain me--huge flat feet that raged to
tread me down and knead me into purple mud!  I kept the last shot with
a coolness I believe was really numbness--then felt his hot breath like
a blast on my face, and let him have it, straight down the throat again!

He screamed--stopped--quivered right over me--toppled from the
knees--and fell like a landslide, pushed forward as he tumbled by the
weight behind, and held from rolling sidewise by the living tide on
either flank.  I tried to spring back, but his falling trunk struck me
to earth.  On either side of me a huge tusk drove into the ground, and
I lay still between them, as safe as if in bed, while the herd crashed
past to right and left for so many minutes that it seemed all the
universe was elephants--bulls, cows and calves all trumpeting in mad
desire to get away--away--anywhere at all so be it was not where they
then were.

Blood poured on me from the dead brute's throat--warm, slippery, sticky
stuff; but I lay still.  I did not move when the crashing had all gone
by, but lay looking up at the monster that had willed his worst and,
seeking to slay, had saved me.  Those are the moments when young men
summon all their calf-philosophy.  I wondered what the difference was
between that brute and me, that I should be justified in slaying; that
I should be congratulated; that I should have been pitied, had the
touch-and-go reversed itself and he killed me.  I knew there was a
difference that had nothing to do with shape, or weight, or size, but I
could not give it a name or lay my finger on it.

My reverie, or reaction, or whatever it was, was broken by Fred's
voice, flustered and out of breath, coming nearer at a great pace.

"I tell you the poor chap's dead as a door-nail!  He's under that great
bull, I tell you!  He's simply been charged and flattened out!  What a
dog I was--what a green-horn--what a careless, fat-headed tomfool to
leave him alone like that!  He was the least experienced of all of us,
and we let him take the full brunt of a charging herd!  We ought to be
hung, drawn and quartered!  I shall never forgive myself!  As for you,
Will, it wasn't half as much your fault as mine!  You were following
me.  You expected me to give the orders, and I ought to have called a
halt away back there until we were all three in touch!  I'll never
forgive myself--never!"

I crawled out then from between the tusks, and shook myself, much more
dazed than I expected, and full of an unaccountable desire to vomit.

"Damn your soul!" Fred fairly yelled at me.  "What the hell d'you mean
by startling me in that way!  Why aren't you dead?  Look out!  What's
the matter with the man?  The poor chap's hurt--I knew he was!"

But that inexplicable desire to empty all I had inside me out on to the
trampled ground could no longer be resisted, that was all.  The
aftermath of deadly fear is fear's corollary.  Each bears fruit after
its kind.

To my one tusker Will and Fred had brought down five and six
respectively.  That made twenty-three tusks, for one was an enormous
"singleton."  We sent Kazimoto back alone to try to persuade some of
our porters to come and chop out the ivory with axes, bidding him
promise them all the hearts, and as many tail-hairs as they chose to
pull out to keep witches away with.  Then, since my sickness passed
presently and left me steady on my legs, Fred made a proposal that we
jumped at.

"Let's go and lay Schillingschen's ghost!  If that was Schillingschen
shooting in the forest, we've a little account with him!  If it wasn't
I want to know it!  Come along!"

We advanced into the forest and toiled up-hill along the tracks the
stampeding elephants had made, amid flies indescribable, and almost
intolerable heat.  The blood on my clothing made me a veritable
feeding-place of flies, until I threw most of it off, and then began to
suffer in addition from bites I could not feel before, and from the
sharp points of beckoning undergrowth.  My bare legs began to bleed
from scratches, and the flies swooped anew on those, and clung as if
they grew there.

Will climbed a huge tree, at imminent risk of pythons and rotten
branches, and descried open country on our right front.  We made for
it, I walking last to take advantage of the others' wake, and after
more than an hour of most prodigious effort we emerged on rolling rocky
country under a ledge that overhung a thousand feet sheer above us on
the side of Elgon.  To our right was all green grass, sloping away from
us.

There was a camp half a mile away pitched on the edge of the forest--a
white man's tent--a mule--meat hanging to dry in the wind under a
branch--two tents for natives--and a pile of bags and boxes orderly
arranged.  We could see a man sitting under a big tent awning.  He was
reading, or writing, or something of that kind.  He was certainly not
Schillingschen.  We hurried.  Fred presently broke into a run; then,
half-ashamed, checked himself and waited for me, who was beyond running.

When we came quite close we saw that the man was playing chess all by
himself with a folding board open on his knees.  He did not look up,
although by that time he surely should have heard us.  Fred began to
walk quietly, signaling to the camp hangers-on to say nothing.  We
followed him silently in Indian file.  As he came near the awning Fred
tip-toed, and I felt like giggling, or yelling--like doing anything
ridiculous.

He who played chess yawned suddenly, and closed the chess-board with a
snap.  He got up lazily, smiled, stretched himself like a great
good-looking cat, faced Fred, and laughed outright.

"Glad to see you all!  Did you get many elephants?" he asked.

"Monty, you old pirate--I knew it was you!" said Fred, holding a hand
out.

Monty took it, and forced him into the chair he had just vacated.

"You damned old liar!" he said, nodding approvingly.




CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

THEY TOIL NOT, NEITHER DO THEY SPIN

  Now for opulence and place
        And the increment unearned
        We will thieve and stab and cover it with perjury,
  Contemptuous of grace
        And the lesson never learned
        That the Rules are not amenable to surgery.
  We will steal a neighbor's tools
        In the quest for easy cash,
        Aye, jump his claim and burrow to the heart of it,
  But the innocents and fools
        Get all the goods, and we the trash,
        And that's the most exasperating part of it!


Nobody in camp slept that night.  When the tusks had been chopped out,
and our camp carried across and pitched beside Monty's--ivory
weighed--lion-proof boma built--and elephant-heart portioned out to the
men, who gorged themselves on it in order that their own hearts might
grow great and strong; when all the myriad matters had been seen to
that make camping in the tropics such a business, then there were tales
to be told.  We demanded Monty's first; he ours; and because his was
likely to be much the shortest we won that argument.

"Wait one minute, though," he insisted.  "Before I begin, have you any
notion who a man with a beard could be--bruised face-broken front
teeth--Mauser rifle--big dark beard cut shovel-shape--enormously
powerful by the look of his shoulders and arms?  I came on him three,
no, four days' march back."

"Schillingschen!" we exclaimed with one voice.

"Show me Schillingschen!" echoed Brown, who was very drunk by that
time, nearly ready to be put to bed.  "Show me Schillingschen, an' I'll
show you a corpse!"

"He's right," nodded Monty.  "The man's dead.  Blew his brains out with
his last cartridge.  Looked to me to have lost himself.  Slept in
trees, I should say.  Clothing all torn.  Hadn't been dead long when
some of my boys came on him and drove away the jackals.  Had he been in
a fight, do you know?"

But we would not tell him that tale until we had his own.

"Mine's short and simple," he began.  "Some ruffians boarded my ship at
Suez, who made such eyes at me, and so obviously intended to do me
damage at the first opportunity, that I talked it over with the captain
(giving him a hint or two of the possible reason) and he agreed to slip
me off secretly at Ismailia.  It was easy--middle of the night, you
know--had the doctor isolate the ruffians on the starboard side while
the ship anchored--some cooked-up excuse about quarantine--and kept 'em
out of sight of what was happening until the ship went on again.  Very
simple."

"Go on, Didums--we'll be all night talking--what did you do with the
King of Belgium?" Fred demanded.

"Nothing.  Didn't go near the King of Belgium.  I was quarantined at
Ismailia on wholly imaginary grounds for fourteen days; and who should
come smiling into the same lazaretto on the last day but Frederick
Courtney--a very old friend of mine!"

"He was to go to Somaliland," I said.

"So he told me.  He's on his way there now.  Decided for reasons of his
own to enter the country by way of Abyssinia.  Told me of the advice
he'd given you fellows, and assured me he'd seen King Leopold himself
on the very matter scarcely a year before.  Of course, he said, I might
succeed where he failed, using influence and all that sort of thing,
but he assured me Leopold was hard to deal with, and difficult to tie
down.  His advice was, go back to Elgon, and hunt for the stuff there."

"That's what he kept advising us," said Will.  "But why should he give
away his information free?  And if it's good, where did he get it?"

"Courtney's no dog in the manger," Monty answered.  "He told me of this
man Schillingschen.  Said he had sent in a report about him to the Home
Government, but couldn't for the life of him get documentary evidence
with which to back up his charges."

Will whistled, and drew out the diary he had rescued from the tin box.
Fred nodded.  Will threw it to Monty, who caught it.

"He told me this Schillingschen had searched the whole country over for
the stuff--had it straight from Schillingschen's boys--I dare say you
know how Courtney can make a native tell him all he knows.
Schillingschen, he said, had eliminated pretty nearly all the likely
places until Mount Elgon was about all there is left.  Courtney said,
too, that there were always so many thousands of elephants near Elgon
that Tippoo Tib probably gathered a harvest there.  We discussed
probabilities, and agreed it wasn't likely he would carry the stuff far
in order to hide it.  It seemed likely to both of us, too, that if the
quantity the old man hid was anything like what rumor says, then there
were probably half a dozen hiding-places, not one.  Most of the stuff
may be in the Congo Free State, and we'll do well to leave that to
Leopold of Belgium and his pet concessionaires.  Some of it may be near
here.  I stayed in the lazaretto an extra day with Courtney, talking it
over.  One other thing he remembered to tell me was that Schillingschen
had hunted high and low for Tippoo Tib's old servants, and had finally
managed to have the relatives of that man Hassan--I remember, Fred, you
called him Johnson in Zanzibar--thrown in jail in German East for some
alleged offense or other."

Monty stopped to scrape out a faithful pipe, fill it, press down
tobacco with a practised thumb, and reach toward the campfire for a
burning brand.  Then he smoked for two minutes reflectively.

"I offered Courtney a share should we find the stuff.  Knew you fellows
would agree."  Pause.  "Courtney wouldn't hear of it."  Pause.  "Said
good-by to him, and took a coastwise trading steamer back to Mombasa.
Delightful trip--put in everywhere--saw everything.  Saw a lot of the
Galla--fine tribe, the Galla."

"Suppose you cut the travelogue stuff until later on!" suggested Will.

"Landed at Mombasa, and learned the first day that you fellows had
managed to make more enemies than friends.  Put in a number of days on
heavy social labor--lingered at the club--drank too much of their
infernal gin-and-black-pepper appetizer--but made you fellows right, I
think."

"We're not interested in the slumming.  Go on and tell us what you
did!" urged Fred.

"That is what I did--and undid.  I made friends.  Soon I had all the
other junior officials in a state of mind to help me if they could.
Then I began to inquire for Hassan.  They drew the dragnet tight, and
discovered him at Nairobi!  A young assistant district superintendent
of police, who will rise in the service, I hope, before long,
discovered a woman--who was jealous of a man--who was just then making
love to the dusky damsel particularly favored by Hassan; and in that
roundabout way we discovered that Hassan intended to take a trip very
soon toward Mount Elgon, where, if you please, he was to take part in
Professor Schillingschen's ethnological studies.  On condition that he
held his tongue until I gave him leave to talk, I promised that young
policeman--to put him en rapport with Schillingschen's doings as
swiftly as may be.  Then I returned to Mombasa, and got your code
letter saying you would head this way.  It all fitted in like a game of
chess."

"How in the world did you get that letter so soon?" demanded Fred.
"The missionary chap was to mail it in Ujiji, via Salisbury, Rhodesia."

"I suppose he simply didn't do that, that's all," Monty answered.  "The
bank manager told me he received it in the mission mail bag--from
Ujiji, yes, but by way of Muanza, Tabora, and Dar es Salaam. It reached
me in the nick of time.  I must have been marching nearly parallel with
you chaps for about a week!"

"If coincidence of evidence means anything," said Will "we're all on a
red-hot scent!  That Baganda we have in our outfit is our prisoner.
One of Schillingschen's pet pimps.  He swears Hassan--or rather some
old native whose name he doesn't know--was to meet Schillingschen in
these parts and lead him to where he actually helped bury the ivory,
years ago!"

"We may have difficulty finding him," said I.  "Mount Elgon's big!"

"What about Brown?" asked Monty.  "I hope you haven't made him partner?
I agree, of course, if you have, but I hope not!"

"Nothing doing!"

"No.  Why should we?"

"Brown's all right, but a present ought to satisfy him."

We began to tell Monty about Brown's cattle that Coutlass stole, and
the Masai looted from Coutlass and us.

"Were they branded?" asked Monty.

"Branded and hoof- and ear-marked," said I.

"Then they ought to be traceable, even among the huge herds the Masai
have.  I think I've influence enough by this time with this government
to have those cattle traced and returned to Brown."

"They're his only love!" said I.  "Do that for him, and he'll never
wait to receive a present!"

Dawn found us still recounting our adventures and Monty alternately
laughing and frowning.

"I regret Coutlass" he said, shaking the ashes from his pipe at last
when Kazimoto brought our breakfast.  "I regretted having to throw him
out of the hotel in Zanzibar.  I wish he could have escaped with his
life--a picturesque scoundrel if ever there was one!  I'd rather be
robbed by him than flattered by ten Schillingschens or Lady Saffren
Waldons.  I suppose if I'd been with you I'd have killed him.  It's
well I wasn't.  I might have regretted it all my days!"

We buried our newly won ivory under a tree, locating the spot exactly
with the aid of Monty's compass, and broke camp, starting sleepless up
the mountain.  As Monty said:

"No use meandering around the mountain.  Hassan might be higher up or
lower down.  If he is there you may depend on it he's tired of waiting.
He's looking for a safari.  Let's climb where we can be seen from
miles away."

So climb we did, thousand after thousand feet, until the night air grew
so cold that the porters' teeth chattered and they threatened to desert
us.  They grew afraid, too, remembering the tales the villagers had
told them down below.

"Wow!  You are not fat babies!" Kazimoto told them.  "Who would eat
such stringy meat as you?"

We came to caves that none of the men dared enter--vast, gloomy tunnels
into the mountain through which the chill wind whistled like a dirge.
Yet the caverns were warmer than the wind, and not bad camping-places
if we could have persuaded the boys to take advantage of them.

The earth, too, all over the mountain and the range to eastward of it
was warm in spite of the wind.  In places there were warm springs
bubbling from the rock, and at night and early morning a blanket of
white mist that was remarkably like steam covered everything.  It was a
land of thunderless lightning--lightning from a clear sky, flashing
here and there without warning or excuse.  On the high slopes there was
little or no game, and no signs whatever of inhabitants, until late one
afternoon the porters shouted, and we saw an old man racing toward us
along the top of a ridge.

He held his hands out, and shouted as he ran--a round-faced,
big-bellied man, although not nearly so fat as when we saw him last;
unclean, unkempt, in tattered shirt and crushed-in fez--a man with one
desire expressed all over him--to see, and touch, and talk with other
men.  He ran and threw himself at Monty's feet, clasped his legs, and
blubbered.

"Bwana! Oh, bwana! Oh, bwana!"

"Get up, Johnson!"  Fred took him by the arm and raised him.  "Tell us
what's the matter."

"Men who eat men!  Men who eat men!  I had three porters to carry my
tent and food.  Now I have none.  They have eaten them!  Now they hunt
me!"

"Well, you're safe," said Monty. "Calm yourself."

"But you are not Bwana Schillingschen!  I am here to wait for him.
Have you seen him?  Where is he?"

Fred answered him. "Dead!"

Hassan threw himself on the ground again at Monty's feet.

"Oh, what shall I do?" he blubbered.  "I am an old man.  Who shall take
my people out of jail?  Who shall go to Dar es Salaam and make Germans
give them up?"

"If you're willing to show us what you intended to show
Schillingschen," said Monty, "I'll do what I can for your relations."

"What can you do?  Oh, what can you do?  No man but a German can make
these Germans cease from punishing!"

Monty beckoned to the Baganda who had once done Schillingschen's dirty
work.

"D'you see this man?  This is a German spy.  The German will be willing
to hand over your relations in exchange for a promise not to make a
fuss about this man.  Wait a minute, though!  Are your relations
criminals?"

"No, bwana! No, bwana!  My relations honorable folk!  Formerly living
in Zanzibar--going to Bagamoyo to serve in German family by invitation
of person attached to German Consulate--no sooner landed than thrown in
jail on charges they know nothing whatever about.  Then Schillingschen
he finding me, and say to me, 'You show where is that Tippoo Tib's
ivory, and your relations shall go free!'  And Tippoo Tib, he say to
me, 'You take first step to show any man where is that ivory, and you
shall be fed to white ants by my faithful people!' And Schillingschen
he catch two of them faithful people, and feed 'em to white ants when
nobody looking that way!  Schillingschen terrible!  Tippoo Tib
terrible!  What shall do?  Tippoo Tib, he one time making me go long
trip with Bwana Coutlass, very bad Greek.  Bwana Coutlass wanting
ivory--me pretending showing him--leading him wrong way.  Coutlass very
bad man, beating me ngumu sana.*  All the same, me more afraid of
Tippoo Tib and Bwana Schillingschen.  Not long ago Tippoo Tib sending
me with Bwana Coutlass second time, making bad threats against me if I
not lead him wrong.  Then Schillingschen he send for me and making
worse threats!  Oh, what shall do!  Oh, what shall do!"  [* Ngumu sana,
very severely.]

"You shall show us where that ivory is!" Monty answered him.  "Stop
blubbering!  Get up!  Look here!  See this!  (Get me that diary, Will.)
If the Germans won't release your relations from jail on account of
this Baganda, this is a written book that will make them do it!  In
this book are the names of men who have broken treaties and the law of
nations.  When the Germans know the British Government in London has
this book under lock and key, they will think it a little thing to
release your relations for the sake of avoiding trouble!"

"Promise me, bwana!  You promise me!"

"I promise I will do my best for you."

"Word of an Englishman--promise!"

"Word Of an Englishman--I promise to do my best!"

That was a proud enough moment on the shoulder of a mountain, with
wilderness in every direction farther than the highest eagle in the air
above could see, to have that helpless, hopeless ex-slave, part Arab,
part machenzie, put his whole stock-in-trade--his secret--all he had on
earth to bargain with for those he loved--in the balance on the promise
of an Englishman.  It was a tribute to a race that has had its share,
no doubt, of bad men, but has won dominion over half the earth and
pretty much all the sea by keeping faith with men who could not by any
means compel good faith.

"Then I tell!" said Hassan.  "Then I show!"

But now a new fear seized him, and he clung to Monty, trembling and
jabbering.

"The men who eat men!  The men who eat men!"

"Pah!  Cannibals!" sneered Fred.  "They're always cowards!"

"Tippoo Tib, he afraid of nothing--nobody!  He is hiding the ivory
where men who eat men can guard it and none dare come!"

"Lead on, McDuff!" Fred grinned, shouldering his rifle.

All of us except Monty had beards by that time that fluttered in the
wind, and looked desperate enough for any venture.  Considering the
rifles and our uncouth appearance, Hassan took heart of grace.  He
insisted on an armed guard to walk on either side of him, and nearly
drove Kazimoto frantic by ducking behind rocks at intervals, imagining
he saw an enemy; but he did not refuse any longer to show the way.

It seemed that in expectation of Schillingschen's early arrival he had
camped within a mile of the place where the stuff was hidden, taking
unreasoning courage from the bare fact of having the redoubtable
Schillingschen for friend.  But the cannibals (who must have been a
hungry folk, for there were no plantations, and almost no animals on
all those upper slopes) had pounced on his three lean porters, missing
himself by a hair's breadth.

In hiding, he had watched his three men killed, toasted before a fire
in a cavern-mouth, and eaten.  Then he had run for his life, following
the shoulder of the mountain in the hope of meeting Schillingschen,
munching uncooked corn he had in a little bag, hiding and running at
intervals for a day and a night until he chanced on us.  For an old man
almost sick with fear he was astonishingly little affected by the
adventure.

We took longer over the course than he had done, because he wanted to
find cannibals, and teach them, maybe, a needed lesson.  Fred's theory
was that we should surprise them and pen them into a cavern,
discovering some means of talking with them when hunger brought them
out to surrender and cringe.

So we threw out a line of scouts, and pounced on cave-mouths suddenly,
entering great tunnels and following the course of them in ages-old
lava until sometimes we thought ourselves lost in the gloom and spent
hours finding the way out again.

Time and again we found bones--bones of wild animals, and of birds, and
of fish; now and then bones that perhaps had been monkeys, but that
looked too suspiciously like those of the fat babies mothers mourned
for in the villages below for the benefit of the doubt to be conceded
without something more or less resembling proof.  But never a human
being did we see until we rounded the northeastern hump of the mountain
in a bitter wind, and spied half a hundred naked men and women, thinner
than wraiths, who scampered off at sight of us and volleyed ridiculous
arrows from a cave-mouth.  The arrows fell about midway between us and
them, but threw Hassan into a paroxysm of fear, out of which it was
difficult to shake him.

"Those are the people who ate my men!  That is the cavern where Tippoo
Tib hid the ivory!  That is where my men's bones are!  See--they have
torn my tent for clothing for their naked women!"

We put Hassan under double guard for fear lest he bolt again and leave
us.  And all that day, and all the next we hunted for cannibals through
mazy caverns that seemed to extend into the mountain's very womb.
There were times when the stench was so horrible we nearly fainted.  We
stumbled on men's bones.  We collided with sharp projections in the
gloom--fell down holes that might have been bottomless for aught we
knew in advance--and scrambled over ledges that in places were smooth
with the wear of feet for ages.  Everlastingly to right, or left of us,
or up above, or down below we could hear the inhabitants scampering
away.  Now and then an arrow would flitter between us; but their
supply of ammunition seemed very scanty.

At night we camped in the cavern mouth to cut off all escape, and
resumed the hunt at dawn.  But the caverns were hot--hotter by contrast
with the biting winds outside; and when in the afternoon of the second
day we all came out to breathe and cool off the running sweat, we saw
the whole tribe--scarcely more than fifty of them--emerge from an
opening above, whose existence we had not guessed, and go scampering
away along a ledge like monkeys.  Some of them stopped to throw stones
at us--impotent, aimless stones that fell half-way; and Fred sent
three bullets after them, chipping bits from the ledge, after which
they showed us a turn of speed that was simply incredible, and vanished.

"Now for the great disillusionment!" laughed Will.  "Hassan!  Go
forward, and show us where that hoard of ivory ought ta be!"

We all expected disillusionment.  Brown, who was under no delusion as
to his share in the venture, scoffed openly at the idea of finding
anything buried, in a land where every living "crittur," as he put it,
was a thief from birth.  But Hassan led on in, fearless now that the
cannibals were gone, and positive as if he led into his own house and
would show his house-hold treasures.

He stopped before a black-mouthed chasm, two or three hundred yards
along the smallest subdivision of the cavern, and called for lights and
a rope.  We lit lanterns, and he showed us men's bones lying everywhere
in grisly confusion.

"Tippoo Tib his men!" he remarked.  "They throwing ivory in here, then
byumby men who eat men kill and eat them.  I alone living to tell!
Plenty men who eat men in those days--all mountains full of them!"

He tied a lantern to a rope and lowered it down what looked like an old
vent-hole in the lava.  But the little light was lost in the enormous
blackness, and we could see nothing.

"Send a man down!" he counseled.

We leaned over the edge and sniffed.  There was a faint smell of what
might be sulphur, but not enough to hurt.

"Who'll go?" asked Monty, and I thought he was going to volunteer
himself.

"I go down!" announced Kazimoto cheerfully, and promptly proceeded to
divest himself of every stitch of clothing.

We made our stoutest line fast under his arm-pits, gave him a lantern
and lowered him over the edge.  For fifty or sixty feet he descended
steadily, swinging the lantern and walking downward, held almost
horizontally by the slowly paid-out rope.  Then he stopped, and we
heard him whistling.

"What do you see?" we called down.

"Pembe!" (Ivory.)

"Much of it?"

"Teli!"  (Too much!)  "Oh, teli, teli! Teli, teli, teli, TELI!"

His voice ended with the very high-pitched note that natives use when
they want to multiply superlatives.  Then he whistled again.  Next he
called very excitedly.

"Very bad smell here, bwana!  Pull me out quickly!"




CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

L'ENVOI

  The dry death-rattle of the streets
  Asserts a joyless goal--
  Re-echoed clang where traffic meets,
  And drab monotony repeats
  The hour-encumbered role.
  Tinsel and glare, twin tawdry shams
  Outshine the evening star
  Where puppet-show and printed lie,
  Victim and trapper and trap, deny
  Old truths that always are.
  So fare ye, fare ye well, old roofs!
  The syren warns the shore,
  The flowing tide sings overside
  Of far-off beaches where abide
  The joys ye know no more!
  The salt sea spray shall kiss our lips--
  Kiss clean from the fumes that were,
  And gulls shall herald waking days
  With news of far-seen water-ways
  All warm, and passing fair.
  They've cast the shore-lines loose at last
  And coiled the wet hemp down--
  Cut picket-ropes of Kedar's tents,
  Of time-clock task and square-foot rents!
  Good luck to you, old town!
  Oh, Africa is calling back
  Alluringly and low
  And few they be who hear the voice,
  But they obey--Lot's wife's the choice,
  And we must surely go!
  So fare ye, fare ye well, old roofs!
  The stars and clouds and trees
  In place of you!  The heaped thorn fire--
  Delight for the town's two-edged desire--
  For thrice-breathed breath the breeze!
  For rumble of wheels the lion's roar,
  Glad green for trodden brown
  For potted plant and measured lawn
  The view of the velvet veld at dawn!
  Good-by to you, old town!


If all is well that ends well, and only that is well, then this story
fails at the finish, for we never caught the cannibals, so never taught
them the lesson in housekeeping and economics that they needed.  But
there is no other shortcoming to record.

It is no business of any one's what terms we made in the end with the
Protectorate Government; but thanks to Monty's tact and influence, and
to their sense of fair play, we were treated generously.  And if, when
the world war at last broke out and the Germans undertook to put in
practise the treachery they had so long planned, there was a secret
fund of hugely welcome money at the disposal of the out-numbered
defenders of British East, its source will no doubt be accounted for,
as well as its expenditures, to the proper people, by the proper
people, at the proper time and place.

But those who are curious, and are adept at unraveling statistics might
learn more than a little by studying the export figures relating to
ivory during the years that preceded the war.  They say statistics
never lie; but those who write them now and then do, and it may be
that camouflage was understood and went by another name before the
great war made the art notorious and popular.

Some of the ivory in that huge hole was ruined by the heat that still
lives in Elgon's womb.  Some of it was splintered by the fall when
yoked slaves tossed it in.  Rats had gnawed some of it, to get at the
soft sweet core.

But the men who keep the keys of the bursting ivory vaults by London
docks could tell how much of it was good, and what huge stores of it
reached them.  For some strange reason they are not a very talkative
breed of men.

We did not haul the ivory out ourselves.  That would have been too
public a proceeding.  But any one who attempted during the years that
followed nineteen hundred to make a trip to Elgon can truthfully inform
whoever cares to know,  how jealously and wakefully the Protectorate
Government guarded those lonely trails.  And there are folk who saw the
hundred-man safaris that came down from that way every week or so,
carrying old ivory, said to be acquired in the way of trade.  But that
is really all government business, and looks impertinent in print.

We did not make enough money to establish Monty in the homes of his
ancestors at Montdidier Towers and Kirkudbrightshire Castle; for that
would have been an unbelievable amount; it takes more than mere
affluence to keep up an earldom in the proper style.  But we all got
rich.

Brown received his cattle back after a long wait, as well as a present
of money that set him up handsomely for life.  And certain dissatisfied
Masai were fined so many cows and sheep for raiding across the border
that they talked of migrating out of spite to German East--but did not
do it.

A youthful red-headed assistant district superintendent of police was
unaccountably alert enough to round up and bring into court more than a
dozen natives who had preached sedition.  And, being lucky enough to
secure convictions in every case, he was promoted.  The last I heard of
him he was fighting in the very heart of German East in command of a
whole brigade.  So it is advantageous sometimes to do favors for stray
noblemen, provided you are clever enough, and man enough to make good
when the favors are repaid.

And while on the subject of favors, the four homesick islanders who had
lent us their canoes and came with us all that journey, were sent back
to their island followed by a launch towing two barges full of
corn--free, gratis, and for nothing--"burre tu," as the natives say,
meaning that the English are certainly crazy and giving away food
without a pull-back to it simply and solely because "the people" have
too much nja.  Nja is the nastiest word in all those languages.  It
means the one thing everybody dreads--the thing that only the English
seem to know charms against--want--emptiness--HUNGER.

At our expense, but by the favor of the government, there went to that
island food enough in boxes and strong sacks--and seeds, treated
against insects--and tools with which the wives could chop the soil up
(for you can't expect the owner of a wife to work) to keep that island
and its friendly folk from hunger for many a day.


THE END