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[Illustration: The room we girls were to occupy was a great square
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(_Frontis_)     (_Tripping with the Tucker Twins_)]




TRIPPING WITH THE TUCKER TWINS

BY NELL SPEED

          AUTHOR OF
          "The Molly Brown Series," "The Carter
          Girls Series," etc.

[Illustration]

          A. L. BURT COMPANY
          Publishers        New York
          Printed in U. S. A.




          Copyright, 1919,
          BY
          HURST & COMPANY, INC.


          MADE IN U. S. A.




CONTENTS


          CHAPTER                               PAGE
              I. ASSETS AND LIABILITIES            5
             II. EARNING A LIVING                 24
            III. A TEMPEST IN A TEAPOT            38
             IV. WHAT ZEBEDEE SAID                48
              V. A TRIP TO CHARLESTON             64
             VI. THROUGH THE GRILLE               82
            VII. THE ABANDONED HOTEL              98
           VIII. TUCKER TACT                     111
             IX. CHURCHYARDS                     124
              X. THE HEAVENLY VISION             143
             XI. THE GUITAR                      161
            XII. MORAL COURAGE                   172
           XIII. ENGAGING BOARD                  189
            XIV. THE CLERK OF THE COUNCIL        206
             XV. WHO WON THE BET?                215
            XVI. LETTERS                         231
           XVII. MISS ARABELLA                   244
          XVIII. A CHANCE FOR LOUIS              261
            XIX. A RED, RED ROSE                 280
             XX. MORE LETTERS                    287
            XXI. THE SUMMING UP                  300




Tripping with the Tucker Twins




CHAPTER I

ASSETS AND LIABILITIES


After our boarding-school burned on that memorable night in March, it
seemed foolish to start to school again so late in the season; at least
it seemed so to the Tucker twins and me. Their father and mine were
rather inclined to think we had better enter some institute of learning
in Richmond or take extra classes, do something besides loaf; but we
earnestly pleaded to be let off for the rest of the year, and they
succumbed to our entreaties.

My ankle gave me a good deal of trouble. You remember, no doubt, how I
sprained it getting out of the second-story window when the false alarm
of fire rang, the afternoon before the real _bona fide_ fire. Dee's
first aid to the injured was all very well for the time being, but when
we arrived in Richmond a surgeon had to be called to attend to it, and
the ankle was put in plaster.

"A sprain can be much more serious than a break," the surgeon said
solemnly as he looked at the much swollen foot and ankle. "I shall have
to take an X-ray of this to be sure no bones are broken, and then, young
lady, you will have to be quiet for some days, how many I can't yet
tell."

Never having been disabled in my life, I had no idea how irksome it
could become. On no account to put your foot to the ground and to feel
perfectly well is about as hard a job as could be given me, an active
country girl. Father came up from Milton and heartily agreed with the
surgeon in charge.

"I have set a carload of broken legs in my time and bandaged a wagonful
of ankles, and I am sure I have had less trouble from the legs than the
ankles. It is because, as a rule, a sprain is not treated seriously
enough. Now, honey, you have got to sit still and take it."

I sat still all right, although it nearly killed me to do it. Not even
crutches were allowed for a week for fear I might be tempted to bear my
weight on the offending member.

The Tuckers, father and twins, were goodness itself to me. I was afraid
to express a wish, because no matter how preposterous it was they would
immediately rush off and try to get whatever silly thing I had in a
careless moment expressed a desire for. For instance, one day Dum came
in enthusiastic over a new drugstore drink she had discovered:

"Vanilla ice cream with fresh pineapple mixed up with it, orange syrup
and lots of bubbly soda! The best mess you ever sucked through a straw!"

"Ummm-ummm! Sounds good to me! When I can trust this old limb of Satan I
am going to make straight for that drugstore and drink three of them."

Mr. Tucker had just arrived from the newspaper office where he labored
many hours a day. He must have been tired sometimes, but he never looked
it and never complained of work. Eternal youth seemed to belong to him,
and undying energy.

"Good? I think it sounds awful!" he exclaimed. "You girls must astonish
your poor little insides with the impossible mixtures you put in 'em."

"I think it sounds fine, and I am surely going to have three of them
just as soon as I can toddle."

Mr. Tucker laughed and left the room, and I wearily resumed a not very
interesting book I was reading while Dum followed her father. I read on,
hoping to come to something better. I fancy not more than ten minutes
had elapsed when father and daughter burst into the room, Dum carrying
two foaming soda-water glasses and Zebedee one. The dauntless pair had
actually cranked up Henry Ford, as they dubbed their little old
automobile, and speeded down to the drugstore where they knew how to
make that particular mixture, and brought them back to me.

"Your blood be on your own head if you drink them. They look pizen to
me."

But drink them I did, all three, much to the wonderment of Zebedee, who
declared that girls were fearfully and wonderfully made. I did feel
slightly fizzly, but after my kind friends had brought them to me and
even braved the danger of arrest and fine for speeding, trying to get
the drinks to me with the foam on, I felt it was up to me to show my
appreciation. The only way to show it was to drink the soda. What if I
did burst in the effort?

The Tucker twins and I were almost seventeen, our birthdays coming quite
near together, and their father, now Zebedee to all of us, was about
thirty-seven, I think, almost thirty-eight. The Tuckers were so
irresponsible in some ways that I often felt myself to be older than any
of them, although I was certainly not very staid myself. Zebedee always
declared he was just grown up enough to keep out of debt, but keep out
of debt he would no matter what temptations he had to withstand.
Tweedles regarded debt as the only lawful state, and hard they found it
to keep within their allowance, but the one time when Zebedee was really
severe was when they exceeded that allowance. Dum was worse about it
than Dee, as her artistic temperament made it hard for her to keep up
with money.

"It just goes, and I don't know where!" she would exclaim.

When we got back to Richmond after the fire, one day when Zebedee was in
Norfolk attending a convention of newspaper men, to be gone several
days, the sisters realized that a day of reckoning had arrived and they
must take stock of their assets and liabilities. Each one had borrowed
small sums from various friends at school, intending to pay back out of
allowances forthcoming, and also expecting to realize large sums from
old clothes that our washerwoman would sell on commission to the colored
contingent in the village. Colored people for some unknown reason would
much rather have clothes that have been worn by white people than new
ones out of shops. Of course the fire had interrupted this traffic and
Tweedles never expected to see the money owed them by our washerwoman's
clients.

"I could have worn that corduroy skirt for months longer, but I thought
I could get two dollars and a half for it at least and help get out of
debt," wailed Dee.

"And I just loved my blue linen shirtwaist and the frayed cuffs hardly
showed at all, and now the old washerwoman has got my shirt and the
fifty cents, too--to say nothing of my old-rose dinner dress that I am
scared to death about every night for fear Zebedee will ask me why I
don't wear it. He always liked the color of it so much," and Dum looked
ready to weep.

"Well, girls, count it all up and see where you stand; maybe I can lend
you enough to get you out," I said.

"You sound like we were in jail," declared Dee ruefully. "I don't see
how on earth you keep on top so yourself. You seem to do as many things
as we do and always pay your share, and still you don't get in debt."

"I don't know how it is," I laughed, "unless I am like the Yankee who
left his wife a large fortune, much to the astonishment of his
neighbors, who did not know he had anything. When questioned as to the
way her husband had made the money, the wife said: 'Wal, you see my
husband was powerful fond of oysters, and whenever he went up to the
city he just didn't get any.' You girls don't know how free you are with
money. If you buy a paper that costs a penny you always say, 'Keep the
change!' And then when a tip of ten cents is all that is necessary, you
invariably give twenty-five."

"I know that's so," they contritely tweedled.

"Count up and see where you're at," and then they figured in silence for
a few minutes.

"I owe five dollars and seventy-three cents," said Dee, getting hers
added up first and emptying her purse; "I've got just thirty-seven
cents and a street car ticket between me and the penitentiary."

"And I owe seven dollars and twenty-three cents and I haven't got
anything but a green trading stamp and a transfer to Ginter Park that I
did not use," and Dum searched in the corners of her purse for a
possible penny that might have escaped her.

"I've three dollars and will have some more soon, as father is going to
send me a check for a spring suit. You let me pay you both out of debt."

"We just can't. It only puts off the evil hour. We can't let you give us
the money, and how will we ever pay it back?"

"Why don't you earn it?" I ventured.

"Earn it! Splendid! But how? Dum earned fifty cents once making paper
dolls to sell at the Arts and Crafts, and Zebedee pays us both to dust
the books and put them back in the right places, something the
housemaids are incapable of doing; but this money we must earn without
letting Zebedee get on to it. Where's the morning paper?"

But Dum had already got it and was poring over the want ads. Dee had to
content herself with the news section, while Dum monopolized the "Help
Wanted--Female" part.

"What's this?" demanded Dee, reading headlines: "'Ordinance to prohibit
the drivers of jitney cars!' That is a sin and a shame. I can't see why
they can't let the poor men make a little money without issuing
ordinances. Oh, it is only under consideration! They may not pass it----

"By the great Jumping Jingo, I've got a scheme! I'm going to turn Henry
Ford into a jitney bus. Zebedee'll be away for two more days, and by the
time he comes back I bet I'll have enough to pay my debts and blow us
all to the swellest supper at Rueger's."

Jitneys had just reached Richmond that spring, and every man or boy out
of work who could beg, borrow or steal an old tumbled-down car had gone
into the business of running a jitney. The streets were swarming with
them, and the public, pleased with the novelty, patronized them to the
neglect and chagrin of the trolleys. Of course there were some drivers
who would hardly have been trusted with coal carts, and there were many
accidents by reason of this. We adored the jitneys. Of course, I had not
been able to ride in them because of my ankle keeping me house-bound,
but I loved to see them swing around the corner, and always had my chair
or sofa in the bay window where I could get a good view of them. There
seemed to be such a happy, good-natured crowd of passengers; and
certainly many a shopgirl and workingman got to ride in a jitney who had
despaired before of ever being fortunate enough to get into an
automobile. The Tuckers were strong upholders of the poor man's rights
and patronized the jitneys whenever their own Henry Ford was out of
commission or in use by some other member of the family.

"But what will your father say?"

"More than likely he will say something that won't bear repetition, but
by that time I will have paid my debts."

"But will they let girls run one?"

"How are they going to help it? The ones who are running them are liable
to be stopped any day, but so far there are no laws one way or the other
about it, and I am going to get in my licks before they have time to
make any. Besides, I am not going to look very feminine."

"That's what I get for being a pig and snatching up the want column
before you could get it. Now if I had let you have it like a lady I
could have got the jitney scheme first," grumbled Dum.

"What difference does that make? You can go in on it, you goose!"

"But I'm not going in. I think I ought to earn something my own way.
That was your scheme, and I am not going to butt in on it."

"Well, you know you are welcome; but suit yourself."

"But, Dee, you say you are not going to look very feminine. Surely you
are not going to wear pants?" I asked, aghast at what these Heavenly
Twins would do next.

"Oh, no! I have no intention of landing in the pen. I'm just going to
make up the upper half to look mannish. I'll wear Zebedee's big coat,
which I tried to make him take to Norfolk with him and he wouldn't, just
to be stubborn. Now ain't I glad?" and she put it on to show how well it
fitted. "If it is a nice cool day I can keep the collar turned up so!
Now there is no law about a lady's hat, and I am going to wear Zebedee's
chauffeur's cap." She accordingly put it on, pulling it well down over
her ears. "Now all I need is a dirty face. I've never yet seen a jitney
driver who did not have a shady face. I wonder if I had not better just
acquire it by the natural method of gradual accumulation, or if I could
smudge it on tomorrow morning."

By this time Dum and I were reduced to a pulp with the giggles. Dum had
for the time being abandoned her search for a lucrative job and had
entered with zest into her sister's plans.

"Your hair is too lumpy-looking under your cap and it rides up too high
on your head."

"Well, it shall have to be cut off then. It will grow out again."

"Dee! No! You mustn't! That would make your father really angry. Plait
it in a tight rope and put it down your neck, inside your collar."

No sooner said than done, and now the cap came down to meet the upturned
collar.

"You must wear Zebedee's gloves and take off your ring. Your hands look
mighty sissy. You'll do fine if Henry Ford will just behave and you
don't have to get out to crank him. It's too bad about the pants. You
would be perfect if you could just wear pants. If you should have to get
out, it would sho' be a joke if you got arrested for wearing skirts. You
look terribly like a bad boy," and so she did. "And now I must get back
to the task of finding a job for myself," and Dum returned wearily to
the want column. Dee's delightful get-rich-quick scheme made everything
else seem very colorless.

"'Wanted--A mother's helper to mind four children and wash dishes.' What
do you reckon the lazy thing would be doing while I was doing all that
for her? 'Wanted--Woman to wash only by the day.' Does the idiot think I
could keep it up all night? Here we are! 'Wanted--Twenty able-bodied
young women to apply between the hours of three and five p. m. to make
house-to-house canvass, selling a number of household novelties.'" Dum
grabbed her hat and began to draw on her gloves. "Here, Page, cut this
out for me. It is ten minutes to three now and I can just get there!"

Dum was out of the house before we could say Jack Robinson, the clipping
from the want column grasped tightly in her hand and her chin set in its
determined, square, do-or-die lines.

"When Dum looks like that she always gets what she goes after," said
Dee, looking admiringly after her twin as she jumped in Henry Ford, who
spent a large part of his waking life parked in front of the apartment
house or newspaper office. "Maybe going in a car, even a bum one like
Henry, will queer her game. If she will only have sense enough to stop a
little to one side of the place!"

We waited in almost breathless silence for Dum's return, Dee
experimenting with her hair for the morrow's fray and I gazing out of
the window at the whirling jitneys skidding around the corner, making
hair-breadth escapes.

"There she is!" and Henry Ford sure enough threaded his way jauntily
through the crowded street, turned himself about like a graceful skater
and parked himself in good order just one inch from the curb. The
Tuckers were all born chauffeurs, and, like most born chauffeurs or
riders or drivers, they showed their skill by going faster than the law
allows. They prided themselves on being able to go very close to things
without touching them, and indeed I have seen Henry Ford almost take the
buttons off the fat traffic cop at Seventh and Broad. That time Zebedee
was driving, and as he skimmed by the grinning policeman he called out:

"If it had been after dinner I would have hit you," and the delighted
officer shook his fat sides and patted his bay window with its row of
gleaming buttons, showing he understood Mr. Tucker's joke. "There are
two classes of persons I always keep in with--policemen and cooks. You
can get into no very serious trouble when you have them on your side,"
Zebedee had laughed gaily.

"I've got a job! I've got a job!" cried Dum, almost breathless with
haste and excitement as she rushed into the room where Dee and I waited.

"What is it?"

"Selling household novelties, of course. I'm to report at eight in the
morning. I was the third girl to get in to see the boss. You never saw
such a pompadoured, gum-chewing crowd in your life. I felt so ladylike I
hardly knew myself. The boss was sure some household novelty himself. He
is fat and soft, looks powerful like a dough ball, wears button shoes
and an embroidered vest, curly black hair done up in a roach and stewed
prune eyes and a full set, upstairs and down, of false teeth that look
like

          "'Thirty white horses on a red hill,
           Now they dance, now they prance,
           Now they stand still.'"

"But, Dum, what on earth are household novelties?" I gasped.

"And how much are you to get?" demanded Dee.

"One at a time! There is a whole bunch of novelties: one is a little
plug to keep windows from rattling; another a needle-threader; another a
silver polish; another a spot-knocker; a patent batty-cake turner that
makes the batty-cake do the flipflap by pressing a button--either for
cakes or omelettes; then there's Mrs. Rand----"

"No, not really!"

Mrs. Rand was a miscellaneous implement we had taken to boarding-school
that had been purchased from a street fakir and we had named for the
landlady at Willoughby Beach, who had been very irate over the Tuckers
having lost the one she had in the cottage they rented from her. It was
a combination apple-corer, can-opener, cheese-grater, potato-parer, and
what not. It was the kind of thing you could use for everything but the
things it was intended for. It was a great screw-driver and tack hammer
and invaluable to gouge things out of deep cracks.

"I'll buy a Mrs. Rand with pleasure," I promised. "I have never ceased
to regret that I did not save ours in the fire and let the pincushion
Cousin Park Garnett gave me perish in the flames."

"Well, that's one sale already! That means five cents. I get five cents
on every sale I make."

"I'll take a batty-cake turner just to see it do the flipflap, if it
takes a whole trip of fares to pay for it."

"Good for you, Dee! I'll ride in your jitney if my work takes me in the
West End."




CHAPTER II

EARNING A LIVING


We were up bright and early the next morning. I was dressed and tenderly
cared for, with my easy chair dragged into the bay window, where I could
command a view of the street east and west as far as the eye could
reach. A housemaid, whose duty it was in the morning to do up the
Tuckers' apartment, was cautioned to look in on me every half-hour to
see that I wanted for nothing.

"Zebedee would kill us for leaving you this way," declared Dum as she
embraced me good-by. "Nothing but the exigencies of the case excuse us."

"'My poverty and not my will consents,'" quoted Dee. "We'll be in for
lunch. We've got to eat, and it might just as well be here." The maid
was instructed to bring a generous supply of lunch up to the apartment
at one o'clock. "If we have it up here I won't have to wash my face. I
have worked so hard to make the dirt on it look casual that I can't
contemplate going all over it again."

Of course my meals had to be brought up to me from the café because of
my old ankle, and the girls often had theirs brought up, too, although
they preferred going down as a rule. They insisted they missed too many
tricks by having them sent up. "No second and third helps to pie, and
the one help you get too dainty for us."

"Look out the window for me every ten minutes or so and pray that Henry
won't get cranky and have to be cranked and have me expose my skirts to
the rude gaze of the public," begged Dee as she hugged me good-by. She
had to forego the kiss as she was afraid of rubbing off her dirty
make-up, and I was quite willing to have it thus. Brindle, her beloved
bulldog, was not so squeamish as I, however, and gave her an
affectionate and disastrous lick. "Brindle can keep you company, honey.
Good-by, darling," to the dog. "I'm going to take you down to your
household necessity, Dum, and I am going to do it for nothing, too. I am
loaded to the guards with gas. I reckon I won't put out my sign until I
get downtown. I'll start my trade from down there."

Dum had lettered the jitney sign for her the evening before. It was most
artistic, done in large blue letters on white cardboard:

           ------------------
          | MONUMENT AVENUE  |
          |                  |
          | 5c   JITNEY   5c |
           ------------------

Dee was not a day too soon in her venture, for already the authorities
were taking the matter of the jitney business in hand, and the privilege
of running a jitney without special license and a $5,000 bond was on the
verge of being withdrawn from the legion of owners of broken-down Fords.

My morning was far from dull. The attentive maid came popping in every
few minutes, I had a pile of new magazines and papers, and there was the
never-dying excitement of watching for Dee and her blue-and-white sign.

On her return trip, after taking Dum to the household necessities, she
had a lone passenger--certainly not enough money in that to pay for the
gas; but on the downtown trip she caught many an early worm, and her car
was actually running over. At that time there were no rules about
standing on the steps and overcrowding, and Dee had taken in every one
who had raised a finger. I counted thirty-five cents, which was going
some for a five-passenger car. Dee had a small plaid shawl which she had
wrapped around her legs to conceal her skirt. She looked as much like a
boy as Zebedee himself must have at her age. She never forgot to look up
at my window, and, on seeing me, would touch her cap in a most
gentlemanly way, a grin on her funny, dirty face.

Up to nine-thirty her downtown trips were all crowded, while her
outgoing ones were but sparsely patronized. Then there was a lull in
her traffic until about eleven, when the shoppers began to pour
downtown. Women and babies! women and babies! Sometimes women and dogs!
Brindle, who never left the window, and seemed to be watching for Dee
and Henry Ford as eagerly as I was, resented the dogs very much. He felt
that his rightful place was in that car, and any dog who dared get in it
was to be disciplined through the window glass if he could not reach him
in any other way.

Every time Dee raised her dirty face and grinned at us Brindle would
tremble all over with excitement and joy. I trembled, too, for fear that
he would break the great pane of glass, he scratched on it with such
vigor.

Before the hordes of shoppers were disposed of the men and business
women began to jitney their way back to their homes for luncheon. It was
actually almost one o'clock. I could hardly believe it. The morning had
been fraught with excitement to me as I had kept account of Dee's
earnings, and in watching for her and keeping up with her gains I had
had little time for literature.

At one o'clock sharp, Henry Ford, shorn of his gorgeous blue-and-white
placard, parked in front of the apartment house, and in a moment a
breathless and excited Dee was hugging first Brindle and then me, quite
careless of her make-up.

"Gee, but I am tired and hungry! It is a sin to be wasting all those
fares. Just see how crowded the jitneys are! But I am so hungry I'm
fittin' to bust. Where's Dum? Here, count my earnings while I scrape off
enough dirt to eat." She poured into my lap a pile of silver and
nickels.

"Four dollars and fifteen cents!" I called to her in the bathroom, where
she was punishing her begrimed face. "I counted more than that; I kept
watching and saw you every time you passed."

"Oh, yes, I took a load of old soldiers out to the Soldiers' Home for
nothing. I gave them the time of their lives. They were so tickled, I
took them down and back again. That made sixty cents short."

That was so like Dee and explained the many old men I had seen in the
car.

Dum came bursting in just as the maid brought a tray laden with food.
"Lord love us, but I'm tired! I have had a rip-roaring time, though. I
can get off a spiel that would sell household novelties to Fiji
Islanders. Mrs. Rand has taken like hot cakes, and the batty-cake turner
went with it to turn those cakes." She had with her a disreputable-looking
canvas telescope that contained her samples. Her job was to go from
house to house and take orders, to be delivered later. Her pocket was
bursting with signed agreements to pay for said wares on delivery.
"Here, Page, please count 'em up and see how rich I am. What did you
make, Dee? I am dying to hear all about your morning! You tell first and
then I'll tell."

"I made four dollars and fifteen cents. I can't tell you about my
morning now because I've got to eat with my mouth. I'm missing fares
until it makes me sick," and Dee jumped into her lunch with such vim
that Dum and I deemed it wiser to eat, too, for fear there would be
nothing left from the voracious jitneur.

"Henry did not have to be cranked but once, and that was when we were at
the end of the line up at Robinson Street and there were no passengers
in. I bumped over a high car track, and you know how indignant that
makes old Henry. I was awfully glad I had just dumped my last fare. Not
a soul saw my skirts." This was mumbled with a full mouth as Dee
steadily stoked up, accomplishing in about ten minutes one of the
largest meals I ever saw.

"Dee, I am afraid you will have apoplexy or something," Dum
remonstrated.

But Dee declared that a workingman must eat a lot. She could easily
digest anything she could accommodate, and she was not quite full yet.
Finding I had not tasted my consommé, for being shut up as I was my
appetite was nothing to boast of, Dee drank it down on top of cocoanut
pie and currant jelly, the dessert she had just finished.

"To fill up the cracks!" she exclaimed, and with a whirl she was out of
the apartment and back in her jitney once more, alert for fares.

"Isn't she a great girl, though?" said Dum, a little wistfully.
"Four-fifteen was a good haul. Have you counted up my pledges yet?"

"Yes, you have twenty-seven. At five cents apiece that makes one dollar
thirty-five cents. That's not a bad morning's work."

"No, that's not so bad, and maybe I can do better this afternoon. I am
going to kick for another part of town tomorrow. They gave me the
swellest part of Franklin Street, and so many of the houses were where
our friends live that it was hard to be businesslike. I put it up to
them as a perfectly businesslike proposition, however, and would not let
them sign up unless they wanted my wares for their own sake, not mine. I
had an awful time with your cousin, Park Garnett. She made out she did
not know me, and I did not force my acquaintance on her, but I just
talked and talked and made her look at everything I had--Mrs. Rand,
batty-cake flapper, and all the needle-threaders, spot-knockers, and
silver polish--and, what's more, I did not leave her ugly, ponderous old
house until I had made her sign up for fifteen cents' worth of household
necessities--I mean fifteen cents for me. I expatiated on Mrs. Rand
until there was nothing for her to do but own one, and I played
battledore and shuttlecock with her ball of gray yarn (of course she was
knitting another shawl with purple scallops) and the batty-cake turner
until she was dizzy and would have signed up to get me out of the house,
I think. She bought some silver polish, too, because I took her fat old
pug up in my lap and showed her how much his collar needed rubbing.
Jeremiah, the blue-gummed butler, was fascinated by my wares, and kept
tiptoeing back into the room to fix the fire or pretend he heard the
bell or something. That put it into my head to make the rest of the
rounds in the backs of the houses, where the servants can see my
novelties, and I had fine luck. I am going to stick to the alleys and
back doors all afternoon."

Dum was, as usual, perfectly open and straightforward, with absolutely
no idea of concealing her identity. I had not dreamed that she was
contemplating going into the homes of her friends and acquaintances with
her peddling job. I couldn't help wondering what Mr. Tucker would say to
it. He was accustomed to the scrapes of his progeny and used to say just
so long as they told the truth and kept out of jail, he could stand it;
but these new escapades did seem to be a little more serious than any
they had heretofore plunged into. They were certainly not doing anything
wrong from a moral standpoint, but they were giving Mrs. Grundy a chance
to do a lot of gabbling. I could not help laughing over Cousin Park,
although I secretly wished that Dum could have started her back-door
canvassing before she reached that ponderous edifice belonging to my
relative. It merely meant that Mrs. Garnett would have some tangible
grievance against my friends, for whom she held a prejudice that no
politeness on their part seemed to do away with. Certainly Zebedee had
been very kind and pleasant to her on several occasions, and he had been
quite attentive to her on that memorable picnic the summer before. He
had also done all that was required of him toward entertaining her
guest, Mabel Binks, in the early part of the winter. In fact, Tweedles
and I felt that he had done more than common politeness required toward
the amusement of that flashy young woman.

"Did you tell Cousin Park I was in town?" I asked.

"No, indeed; I never claimed acquaintance with her, I tell you! She made
out that she had never seen me before and I fell in with her mood and
just be'ed an agent, only that and nothing more. Sometimes I think maybe
she really did not know me. You know she won't wear glasses all the time
and I believe her eye-sight is bad."

I devoutly hoped this to be the case. I had not informed Cousin Park of
my presence in Richmond and had father's consent to this concealment, as
we both of us knew that she would be tearing around and drag me out of
the Tuckers' apartment and incarcerate me in her prison-like mansion,
whether I would or no. Father and I felt the same way about her house.
Father always said he was afraid the butler, Jeremiah, would bite him,
and every one brought up by a mammy knew that "to be bit by a
blue-gummed nigger was certain death." Jeremiah was really a very nice
old man in spite of his lugubrious air of officiating at your funeral
while he was actually serving the very heavy viands with which Mrs.
Garnett's oiled walnut table was laden.

"Maybe she didn't know you, after all," I ventured cheerfully.

"Well, if she didn't or did, it is all one to me. I don't have to
deliver the novelties, as that is done by some trustworthy person
employed steadily by the boss, and in the meantime I have earned
fifteen cents at the funereal mansion. I must tear myself away now and
begin a systematic visiting of the back doors of the homes fronting
Monroe Park. Good-by, honey," and Dum, too, was gone.

Brindle and I were left to watch for the meteoric appearances of Dee and
to get through the afternoon as best we might.

Dee did a thriving business. As the afternoon went on she never passed
without a car full and sometimes running over. Her face was tense and as
often as not she forgot to look up and salute Brindle and me.

"She will be a tired little girl when the day is over," I said to
Brindle, and he wagged his tail and snuffled his appreciation of my
noticing him. Dee had just passed, the back seat of Henry two-deep with
passengers and on the front seat a very dressy looking young woman who
seemed to be sitting very close to the stern young jitneur. That was one
of the times Dee had forgotten to look up and poor Brindle was in deep
distress.




CHAPTER III

A TEMPEST IN A TEAPOT


It was almost dark and still the twins had not returned. The maid came
in and turned on the electric light and brought me the menu from the
café. I ordered a substantial dinner for the three of us and with the
assistance of the good-natured girl got myself into another dress and
smoothed myself up a bit.

A quick step sounded in the hall just as I settled in my chair and the
maid went down to order dinner. Tweedles at last--one of them, anyhow!
It turned out to be Mr. Tucker, and I was covered with confusion! What
on earth was I to say to him? What business did he have coming home
before he was expected?

"Hello, little friend! Where are those girls? You don't mean that both
of them have had the heartlessness to go out at one time and leave you
all by yourself? I wouldn't have thought it of them!"

"Oh, they--they--I reckon they'll be in soon. I haven't been lonesome at
all. Brindle and I have been looking out of the window at the jitneys--"
dangerous ground! If the girls wanted to tell their father of their
escapades they were to be allowed to do so, but it was not my business.
Why didn't they come on in? I knew they would sooner or later divulge to
their beloved Zebedee, but they had certainly meant to get all over with
their schemes while he was away.

"We weren't looking for you until day after tomorrow," I stammered.

"Well, is that any reason why you shouldn't be glad to see me now?"

"Oh, no! We are glad to see you--that is, I am."

"That is to say, Tweedles will not be?" he questioned.

"Of course they will be." Why, oh, why didn't they come on?

Weary footsteps dragging along the hall and Dum appeared. Her hat was on
one side, not at a jaunty angle but just at that hopelessly out-of-plumb
slant. Her face was dirty enough to suit Dee's idea of a jitney driver.
Her hair was dishevelled and her shoes very dusty.

"Oh, Page, only fifteen orders in all the afternoon and I am nearly
dead! I'll never be able to make a living peddling household no----
What,--you!" and her mouth formed itself into a round O as she spied her
wonderful parent.

"Yes, I!"

"You!"

"Yes, me! If you understand that better."

"Oh!"

"Is that all you can say when I chased back from the meeting in Norfolk
expecting to find three lone ladies so glad to see me? Page greets me
with an icy mitt, and now all you can say is 'You!' and 'Oh!' Where is
Dee? Maybe she will at least ask me how I am."

More tired footsteps dragging along the hall, and in came Dee.

"I am rolling in wealth but I am so tired that nobody had better say
'boo' to me or I'll weep."

"'Boo!'" said Zebedee.

"Oh, you?" and Dee proceeded to burst into tears which certainly did not
improve her begrimed countenance.

"Great heavens! What is the matter?" he cried, turning fiercely on Dum.

Dum did the most natural thing in the world for a poor little
half-orphan who had been trying to pay her debts by honest toil, selling
household novelties at back doors and tramping up and down cobble-stoned
alleys until she had worn a blister on her heel--she just burst out
crying, too.

Zebedee looked hopelessly at me, evidently expecting me to be dissolved
in tears, too, but the ludicrous side of things had struck my risibles
and, willy-nilly, I succumbed to laughter. Brindle, however, was
sympathetic with his beloved mistress, and set up such a howling as
never was heard before.

"By the great Jumping Jingo! What is the matter? Have I done something?
Is anybody dead? What do you mean, Dee, by having on my coat and cap?
What do you mean, Dum, by fifteen orders? Page, you can speak; tell me
what's up."

"I--I----"

"Go on and tell him, Page!" tweedled the twins, trying to control their
emotions.

"Well, Tweedles got a little behind with their finances and the fire
came along at Gresham at a rather inopportune moment as they were
expecting to save up on allowances----"

"And the old clothes! Don't forget the old clothes!" from a very
crumpled-up Dee.

"They also were negotiating some sales with the laundress, of cast-off
clothing." Zebedee was looking me through and through with his ice-blue
eyes. I had never had the least fear of him from the moment I had met
him, but now I felt, to say the least, quite confused. He looked stern,
and his eyes, which had been only the color of blue, blue ice, but
always seemed warm, were now as cold as ice, too.

"Well, go on!"

"The fire broke out and now the old laundress has the clothes and the
money, too. So Tweedles were all broken up over owing so much money and
I suggested that they turn in and earn some."

"You suggested it?" still very coldly.

"Yes, I suggested it, and I would do the same thing again. I think it is
a great deal better for people to get to work and pay off their debts at
any honest labor than to keep on owing them----"

I gulped and got red. I was tired of having Mr. Tucker look at me with
his cold expression of a criminal judge. I had done nothing wrong, and
neither had the girls, for that matter. I felt a great wave of anger
rising in me, and I stood up on my bad ankle, forgetting all about
having one, and faced my host, ready for battle. He looked rather
startled, and the twins stopped sobbing and began to dry their eyes on
two very grimy handkerchiefs. I do not often get very angry, but there
was something about being looked at as Zebedee looked at me, that made
me lose all control of myself. He made me feel that I was a bad little
girl while he considered himself a superior old gentleman. Now up to
this time the father of my two best friends had always treated me like a
grown-up young lady, and had never made me feel that there was any
difference to speak of between his age and mine, and he had no right
with one wave of his hand to put me back in the kindergarten class.

"Why, Page----"

"Don't 'Why, Page' me! You came back before we expected you and startled
us somewhat, as Tweedles hoped to get the money earned before you
returned. The girls are dead tired and need their dinner and kind
sympathy instead of being bullyragged----"

"Page! Please! I only wanted to know how Tweedles went to work to make
all the money you say they owe. I am not a bit angry, not the least
little bit. I think you are very unkind to me."

"Well, you looked at me so coldly and sneered so."

"No! You are mistaken!"

"Yes, you did, when I said I suggested it."

"I am awfully sorry, little friend," and now his ice-blue eyes melted,
literally melted, as he, too, began to leak, as the Tuckers call their
free giving way to tears. You remember, it was a trait of the family.
They thought no more of weeping than of laughing or sneezing. They wept
when they felt weepy just as they laughed when anything amused them or
sneezed when they felt sneezy.

"I tell you what you do, girls: you go on and wash up and change your
dresses, and then we'll have dinner, and after dinner we'll talk it all
over like sensible people without getting angry or huffy or anything
that we might get." Zebedee wiped his eyes and gave his girls a hug and
kiss in spite of their grimy, soiled countenances, and then he turned to
me as they flew to the bathroom to do his bidding. I had become
conscious of my ankle as I stood there disobeying the doctor's commands,
and now that it was all over I flopped back in my chair, feeling very
grateful for its support.

"Now you have gone and put your weight on your foot and it is all my
fault."

"Oh, no! Not at all!"

"It is just as much my fault as that Tweedles came in worn out with
making a living and had dirty faces and were hungry----"

"Nobody said that was your fault!"

"Well, what was my fault, then?"

"It was your fault for looking at me so disapprovingly. You were what
Tweedles call Mr. Tuckerish. You were so cold and grown-up and made me
feel so young and naughty, and as I had not done a thing on earth but
just suggest to the girls that they try to earn some money, not
specifying how they should go about it, it did seem hard that you should
be so hard on me. It hurt my feelings."

"Well, on the other hand, little girl, how about my feelings? Here I had
come tearing home from Norfolk expecting to find three charming girls,
all of them overjoyed to see me, and what do I find? Nothing but 'What,
yous!' from first one and then the other--stammered greetings, and then
tears and flashing eyes and false accusations."

At that I burst out laughing, and Zebedee did the same. It was such a
tempest in a teapot! I was ahead of him, however, and by my sudden anger
over nothing or almost nothing I had unwittingly turned his attention
from Tweedles and their misdemeanors, and now I was sure he would be
only amused over their escapade.

"We are all of us mighty glad to have you back. I don't see what made
you think we weren't."

"Foolish of me, wasn't it? I realize now that it was excess of emotion
and delight that made all of you behave as you did."




CHAPTER IV

WHAT ZEBEDEE SAID


We ate dinner very quietly. The twins began to perk up a bit in the
salad course, and by the time we got to Brown Betty and the Roman punch
they were quite themselves, except for a langour that might have come
from overeating as much as from overexertion.

Zebedee avoided the subject of money-making with great tact. He had much
to tell us of Mr. and Mrs. Robert Gordon and their little home in
Norfolk and their happiness and hospitality. Mrs. Gordon was or had been
our beloved Miss Cox, a teacher at Gresham. She had married Mr. Gordon
at Willoughby Beach the summer before while she was chaperoning us, and
all of us felt that we had been instrumental in making the match and
were in a measure responsible for the great happiness of the couple.

The maid had removed all traces of dinner and we were seated snugly
around the drop light on the library table, a table that had been
converted into a dinner table when the Tuckers decided to dine in their
apartment, which boasted no housekeeping arrangements. There was a deep
silence broken only by a smothered yawn from Dee. Running a jitney for
almost eleven hours is some sleep-provoker.

"Well, girls, aren't you going to take your poor old father in out of
the cold?" and Zebedee looked appealingly at his daughters.

"Well, it was this way----" they started in the same breath.

"One at a time, please! Dum, you begin."

"Well, you see I owe seven dollars and twenty-three cents to different
girls at Gresham and I didn't have a red cent and no telling how long
before allowances are due, so I just thought I'd try to earn something.
I found an ad for twenty young women to sell household novelties and so
I applied for the job."

"That was rather ambitious as a starter. Were you going to be all twenty
right from the first?"

"Silly and flippant! I got the job, at least one twentieth of it, and
started out this morning at eight o'clock. I am to get five cents on
every sale. I went up and down Franklin and Grace streets all morning,
going in the front doors, but this afternoon I tried the back doors
because naturally the servants are more interested in these labor-saving
devices than the mistresses; besides, I saw so many people we know when
I went in the front way that I was afraid if they bought from me they
would do it from pity or something, and I wanted to be very businesslike
and create a burning desire for the really excellent articles I am
selling. I didn't want to hold up anyone."

"That's right!" I was trembling for what Zebedee would say about Dum's
meeting all the friends on her canvassing jaunt, but I realized that I
did not really know that gentleman as well as I thought I did. He did
not seem to mind in the least if perhaps everyone in Richmond knew that
one of his girls had been out going from house to house in the most
fashionable residential districts selling batty-cake flappers and
spot-knockers.

"I have made in all on commissions two dollars and ten cents, I think. I
have completely worn out my shoes on the cobblestones in the alleys and
have got a blister on my heel as big as all my commissions put
together."

"Have you collected your money yet?"

"No! I don't get it until the goods are delivered and my customers pay
up."

"How long does your job last?"

"Oh, until the whole town is combed with a fine tooth comb. Our boss
wants every lady in Richmond to have the advantage of these household
novelties." Dum unconsciously took on the tone usual with the
house-to-house canvasser.

Zebedee gave a smile but there was no divining what his real thoughts
were any more than if he had been the Sphynx herself. He looked to me
rather like a man who was seeing a real good show and was deeply
interested but reserving his final opinion of the merits of the actors
and the playwright until the curtain.

"Now, Dee, let's hear from you!"

"Well,--while Dum was looking at the want column, I saw on the front
page that the poor men who run jitneys were in a fair way to be crowded
out of their business by all kinds of ordinances and things that were
likely to be put on them."

"Yes, they won't have long to run without giving bonds, etc."

"I just knew how much you felt for the poor men and approved of their
venture, and so I just decided I'd run a jitney myself for a day or so
and get myself out of debt. I owe five dollars and seventy-three cents
to schoolmates and did not have but thirty-seven cents and a street car
ticket. I wanted to let Dum in on my scheme but she said she would get
out and earn her own money. I did not dream I could make so much, and
indeed I couldn't have, if I had not speeded like fun. The cops knew
Henry in spite of his sign, and I believe they knew me through the dirt
and make-up, and they never once stopped me.

"Of course I had to run in high a lot and it took gas, but I am going to
pay for that out of my earnings. I made four dollars and fifteen cents
this morning and I have not counted yet what I took in this afternoon."
She turned the pockets of her father's greatcoat inside out into my lap
and the bills and coin made such a showing that I thought it no wonder
she had announced she was rolling in wealth. I counted six dollars and
thirty-five cents. That made ten dollars and fifty cents for the day's
work.

"I think being a jitneur is mighty hard work. There is a nerve-racking
something about it that sho' does you up. In the first place there are
always some idiots on board, the kind that rock the boat, and they will
sit on the doors and are liable at any time to go spinning into the
street. Then there are some old ladies who always drop their nickels and
then you stand chugging away, scared to death for fear Henry will give
up the ghost, and that means getting out to crank up when you have got
on skirts and don't want to flaunt them."

"I have been wondering what you did about your skirts."

"Did nothing! Just ignored them! I didn't have to crank up but once this
morning, and that was when I hit a hole out on Robinson Street and Henry
blinked out; but I had just got rid of my last fare and no one saw my
disgrace. This afternoon I had awful bad luck. There were three funerals
and every single one of them crossed my route and I had to wait for them
to pass. You know how Henry gets mad and stops playing when he has to
stand still too long--well, every one of those funerals got me in bad.
One of them I was glad to see, as I was having an awful time. A girl
dressed up to beat the band had got on the front seat with me and she
was lollapalusing all over me, and I had no room to drive. She would
talk to me, although I never encouraged her with anything sweeter than a
grunt. I had made an awful mash and was up against it. She got me so
hacked I let a fare get away from me,--man just got out and walked off
without paying. I felt like Rosalind must have felt when Phebe pursued
her or like Viola when Olivia got soft, but this girl was more of the
Phebe type. I was afraid she was going to spend the afternoon with Henry
and me. She had just intimated that she would go on downtown with us
again and make a round trip when we struck the funeral. Henry chugged
away and then stopped off short. I dropped the plaid shawl I had my
skirts wrapped up in and climbed over the foolish virgin, and I tell you
I blessed the day I was born a girl then. I wish you could have seen the
minx. I cranked up and climbed back, and there was no more lollapalusing
from her. She scrouged herself over into her own corner and laughed a
scornful laugh. The people on the back seat had been amused by her
goings-on before, but when they found out I was a girl, they roared with
laughter and my mash got out on the next corner. She gave me a dime and
told me I could keep the change, so I did not lose anything after all
from the man who sneaked off."

"You didn't really keep it?" exclaimed Dum.

"Keep it! O course I did! It would have been very melodramatic to hurl
it after her. I was not driving a jitney for my health. I was out for
money--rocks--spondulix--tin--the coin--and that idiot's dime was just
as good as any man's. Besides, she had taken up more than her share of
room and owed me something for letting the sneak get off.

"That dollar bill! I bet you can't guess who paid me that,--Mrs. Barton
Alston. She got in and handed me the dollar and said: 'Here, boy! Just
ride me until that is used up!' It was ten round trips so she was with
me a good part of the afternoon. She said she never did get out in
automobiles much these days, that her friends sometimes come and drive
her out to the cemetery, but she is tired of graveyards and wants to
cheer up some. She told me all this when we were having a little spin
alone, but I heard her telling some of the fares the same thing. She was
real nice and jolly and took people on her lap and did the honors of the
jitneys with as much graciousness as she used to entertain before they
lost their money. I was sorry she was so broad-beamed, as it was
difficult to get three on the seat while she stayed with me, and of
course when you are running a jitney every inch counts. When her ten
round trips were up, I hated to tell her and took her another for luck.
Some day let's go get her, Zebedee, and take her out to the Country Club
or something and give her a good time. She is mighty tired of being
supposed to be in retirement, mourning for Mr. Alston. She never did
recognize me, although I talked to her quite freely. She called me 'Boy'
all the time. Gee whilikins, but she can talk!"

"There are others!" put in Dum. "Do you know you have not stopped once
for half-an-hour?"

"Well, I'm not out of gas yet."

"No, I reckon not! You are some self-starter, too. Nobody has to get out
and crank you up and persuade you to get going. Funerals don't stop you.
You go in high all the time, go so fast a traffic cop can't see your
number."

"Well, I'm afraid I have monopolized the conversation some but it has
been a very exciting day. I'm going to divide up with you, Dum. I
believe between us we can get all of those debts paid."

"Oh, Dee, that would be too good of you!"

"Nonsense! You worked just as hard as I did. I believe in an equal
distribution of wealth. Count up, Page, and see where we stand."

"Let's see! You made ten dollars and fifty cents; Dum made two dollars
and ten cents--that makes twelve dollars and sixty cents. You owe five
dollars and seventy-three cents--Dum owes seven dollars and twenty-three
cents. That makes twelve dollars and ninety-six cents. You are
thirty-six cents short."

"Oh, but I've got thirty-seven cents and a street car ticket. That
leaves a penny over, to say nothing of the ticket. Hurrah! Hurrah!" and
those irresponsible Tuckers, all three of them, got up and danced the
lobster quadrille with me in the middle. When they stopped, completely
out of breath, Dee exclaimed:

"Oh, Zebedee! I am awfully sorry, but I am afraid you will have to pay
for the gas after all. I charged it."

And all Zebedee said was: "I'll be----" and just as Dee said would be
the case, what he said does not bear repetition and certainly is not to
be printed.

Mrs. Barton Alston had many a treat from the Tuckers. Dum did not
collect her two dollars and ten cents until she had made many trips to
the boss. He tried to persuade her to accept a steady job with him as an
agent for household novelties, and while she naturally could not do it,
she declared it gave her a very comfortable feeling that if she should
have to earn her living there was at least one avenue open to her.

The day after Dee's success as a jitneur the paper came out with
headlines that the jitneys were no longer within the law. Bonds must be
furnished, licenses must be paid, etc. Dee had been not a day too soon
in her venture.

Zebedee never said one word of reproach to Tweedles. When he gave voice
to the unprintable remark above he was through.

"I know I ought to do something about it," he moaned to me several days
after when he caught me alone. "It was a very risky thing for both of my
girls--they might have got in no end of scrapes--but what am I to do? If
I row with them and get Mr. Tuckerish even you get out with me, and
somehow I feel as long as the girls tell me everything, that they can't
get into very serious mischief. I know I have not done my part by them.
If I had been the right kind of unselfish father I would have married
long ago when they were tiny little tots and have had some good,
sensible woman bring them up."

"They don't look at it that way."

"Well, you could hardly expect them to 'kiss the rod'."

I laughed aloud at that.

"What's the matter?"

"I am wondering what the 'good, sensible woman' would think at being
called a rod. I wonder if there is any woman good enough to undertake
the job of rod."

"Perhaps not," he said ruefully. "You see when my little Virginia died,
all my friends and hers got busy and found a roomful of worthy ladies
that they considered the proper persons to marry me and bring up the
twins, but all of them were rather rod-like in a way, and somehow I
never could make up my mind to kiss 'em either. The trouble about me is
I can't grow up, and anyone whom my friends consider a suitable age for
me now, I look upon as a kind of mother to me."

"I think Tweedles are getting on pretty well without a stepmother," I
managed to say. I felt about as bad as the twins themselves would have
at the thought of Zebedee's marrying again. "They never do anything too
bad to tell you, but they do lots of things I fancy they would not tell
a stepmother."

"Well, little friend, if you think that, I reckon I'll worry along 'in
single blessedness' for a while yet."

The Tucker Twins had been living in dread of a stepmother ever since
they had been conscious of living at all. It was a theme with all of
their relations and friends and one that was aired on every occasion.
"Jeffry Tucker should marry again!" was the cry and sometimes the battle
cry of every chaperone in Richmond. As Mr. Tucker said, it was always
some good, settled lady who needed a home and was willing to put up with
the twins who was selected as his mate.

"I don't want to run an old ladies' home. If I ever marry I shall do it
for some reason besides furnishing a stepmother to my family and giving
a haven of refuge to some deserving lady."

"I don't want to seem disloyal to Dum and Dee, but I think it might be
rather salutary if you talk to them just as you have to me, I mean about
stepmothers and things. It might make them a little more circumspect."

"All right, I'll try; but I am afraid I have cried 'Wolf!' too often and
they would just laugh at me."

Tweedles did listen to him quite seriously when he broached the subject
of his duty to marry again and give them the proper chaperonage.

"Oh, Zebedee, please don't talk about such terrible things. We'll be
good and learn how to sew," wailed Dum. "I'm going to make some shirts
the very first thing."

"Oh please, please spare me! I couldn't bear for you to get so good that
I'd have to wear home-made shirts!" And so the threat of a stepmother
was withdrawn for the time being.




CHAPTER V

A TRIP TO CHARLESTON


My ankle improved rapidly and in another week I was able to walk and
still another to dance. I had been patience itself, so my friends
declared, and I am glad they thought so. I had really been impatience
itself but had kept it to myself.

"Girls, I've got a scheme!" exclaimed Zebedee one evening after dinner.
"I want to send a special correspondent to South Carolina to write up
the political situation and I am thinking about sending myself. If I do,
I am going to take all of you. I have written your father, Page, and an
answer came from him today. He says you may go, as he knows it would do
you good. I haven't said anything about it to you girls until I was sure
I could work it."

"Oh goody, goody, goody! Where will we go first?"

"Charleston first! I may leave you there awhile, as I have to do some
knocking around, but it will not be for very long, not more than a day
at a time."

We plunged into shopping the very next day. Father had sent me a check
for necessary clothes, and the all-important matter had to be attended
to speedily.

"Let's get all of our things exactly alike and pass for triplets! It
would be such a scream on Zebedee," suggested Dee.

"Triplets, much! We'd just look like a blooming orphan asylum and get in
a book. It seems to me that every book I pick up lately is about orphan
asylums. Chauffeurs and orphans and aviators form the theme for every
book or magazine story I read. No, indeed! Let's get our clothes just as
different as possible," said Dum, rapidly turning the pages in _Vogue_.

"All right. Then we can wear each other's. I'm going to get brown."

"I'm crazy for dark green, if you don't think it will make my freckles
show on my nose too much. My nose and its freckles are a great trial to
me."

"Nonsense! You've got the cutest nose in Virginia and Zebedee says he
likes freckles," said Dee, always tactful.

"Well, he can have them, I'm sure I don't want them. What color are you
going to get, Dum?"

"Anything but blue. There is a refinement about blue that I can't stand
right now. I want something dashing and indicative of my sentiments of
its being my bounden duty to have a good time."

"Red?"

"No, red's too obvious! I think I'll get lavender or mauve. Then I can
wear violets (when I can get them). I think lavender suits my mood all
right. It is kind of widowish and widows when they get into lavender are
always out for a good time. I tell you when widows get to widding they
are mighty attractive. I don't see why they don't stay in their pretty
white crêpe linings, though. They are so terribly becoming. I mean to
make a stunning widow some day."

"First catch your flea before you kill him," taunted Dee.

"Well, I can't see the use in having your hair grow in a widow's peak on
your forehead if you can't ever be a widow. It seems such a waste."

"There's time yet! You are only seventeen," I laughed.

"Seventeen is old enough to know what style suits me best. Weeds are my
proper environment."

In spite of Dum's conviction about weeds she purchased a most becoming
and suitably youthful suit in a soft mauve. Dee got exactly the same
style in brown and I in green. We deviated in hats, however, and each
girl thought her own was the prettiest, which is a great test of hats.
Hats are like treats at soda fountains: you usually wish you had ordered
something you didn't order and something your neighbor did.

Spring was late in making its appearance in Virginia that year, but
since we were going to South Carolina we bravely donned our new suits
and hats. Zebedee declared he was proud of us, we were so stylish.

"I have a great mind to grow some whiskers so people won't think I am
your little nephew," he said as he settled us in our section. The three
of us girls were to occupy one section, two below and one above, lots to
be cast how we were to dispose ourselves.

"Nephew, much! You've got three gray hairs in your part now," declared
Dee.

"Each of you is responsible for one of them." Mr. Tucker often classed
me with his own girls and really when I was with them I seemed to be a
member of the family. He treated me with a little more deference than he
did Tweedles because he said I seemed to be older. I was really a few
days younger.

Dee got the upper berth in the casting of lots and Dum and I slept in
the lower, at least, Dum slept. I was conscious of much jerking and
bumping of the train, and Dum seemed to be demonstrating the batty-cake
flipflapper all night.

We had left Richmond with a belated sprinkling of snow, but as we were
nearing Charleston at about five-thirty in the morning we ran through a
fine big thunder storm, and then torrents of rain descended, beating
against the windows. Of course some bromide who got off the train with
us, said something about "the back-bone of winter."

What a rain! It seemed to be coming down in sheets, and such a thing as
keeping dry was out of the question. Tweedles and I regretted our new
spring suits and straw hats, but since we had been so foolhardy as to
travel in them we had to make the best of it and trust to luck that they
would not spot.

The train had reached Charleston at six and by rights it should have
been dawn, but it was as dark as pitch owing to the thunder clouds that
hung low over the city.

Zebedee hustled us into a creaking, swaying bus that reminded us
somewhat of the one at Gresham. Other travelers were there ahead of us
and as everyone was rather damp the odor of the closed vehicle was
somewhat wet-doggish.

We rattled over the cobblestones through narrow streets, every now
and then glimpsing some picturesque bit of wall when we came to one
of the few and far between lamp posts. But it was generally very dim
and would have been dreary had we not been in a frame of mind to
enjoy everything we saw and to look at life with what Dee called
"Behind-the-clouds-the-sun's-still-shining" spirit.

The bus turned into better lighted streets with smoother paving.

"Meeting Street," read Dum from a sign. "Doesn't that sound romantic? Do
you reckon it means lovers meet here?"

"It may, but I am very much afraid it just means the many churches that
abound on this street," laughed Zebedee.

I wondered who the people were in the bus with us, but they seemed to
take no interest at all in us. There were two pale old ladies in black
crêpe veils drawn partly over their faces; a dignified old gentleman in
a low-cut vest and a very high collar with turned-down flaps that seemed
especially designed to ease his double chin; and a young girl about
sixteen or seventeen who had evidently been in a day coach all night and
was much rumpled and tousled therefrom. She seemed to belong to the
pompous old gentleman, at least I gathered as much, as I had seen him
meet her at the station and noticed he gave her a fatherly peck of
greeting. Not a word did they utter however on that bumpy bus ride, and
although the two pale old ladies in crêpe veils had stiffly inclined
their shrouded heads as father and daughter entered the vehicle and they
in turn had acknowledged the bow, not one word passed their lips.
Evidently a public conveyance was not the proper place for
Charlestonians to converse. The girl, who was very pretty in spite of
being so tired and dishevelled, smiled a sympathetic smile when Dum
enthused over Meeting Street. I had a feeling if we could get her by
herself she would chatter away like any other girl.

Perhaps the old man won't be so stiff when he gets his breakfast. It is
hard to be limber on a wet morning and an empty stomach. When one has so
much stomach it must be especially hard to have it empty, I thought.

It seemed very impertinent of the omnibus to bump this dignified old
gentleman so unmercifully. He held on to his stomach with both hands, an
expression of indignation on his pompous countenance, while his double
chin wobbled in a manner that must have been very trying to his dignity.

The pale old ladies in crêpe veils took their bumping with great
elegance and composure. When the sudden turning of a corner hurled one
of them from her seat plump into Zebedee's arms, if she was the least
disconcerted she did not show it. A crisp "I beg your pardon!" was all
she said as she resumed her seat. She did pull the crêpe veil entirely
over her face, however, as though to conceal from the vulgar gaze any
emotion that she might have felt. Of course we giggled. We always
giggled at any excuse, fancied or real. The pretty girl giggled, too,
but turned it into a cough as her father pivoted his fat little person
around and looked at her in evident astonishment.

The bus backed up to our hotel where a grinning porter was in readiness
to capture our bags. Our fellow travelers were evidently relieved at our
departure. I saw through the window that both ladies put back their
stuffy veils and that the old gentleman relaxed his dignified bearing
somewhat and entered into conversation with them. The young girl,
however, peered rather wistfully through the drenched pane at us as we
gaily took possession of the hotel lobby.

"Wasn't she sweet! Maybe we will see her again sometime," said Dee.

"I couldn't see her at all from where I sat," declared Zebedee. "Her old
father's embonpoint obstructed my view."

The hotel where Zebedee had decided to take us was not the newest and
most fashionable in Charleston, but he had heard it was the most typical
and that the cooking was quite good. It had been built years before the
famous earthquake, and had still marks of that calamity. The floors,
many of them, had a down-hill tendency, and there were cracks under the
doors and I believe not one right angle in a single wall of the house.

The room we girls were to occupy was a great square chamber with a large
window looking out on a cobbled street. There were picturesque doors,
and walls with mysterious shuttered windows, where one could
occasionally see eyes peering forth. It is against the Charleston code
of manners to open shutters or raise the blinds of windows that look out
on the street.

The floor of our room was on a decided slant and this caused a very
amusing accident. There was a large armchair with broad substantial
rockers into which Dum sank to rest her weary bones until breakfast. The
chair was pointed down-hill and over Dum went backwards, and nothing in
the world but her fine new spring hat saved her from getting a terrible
bump on her head.

"It's like living in the Tower of Pisa!" she exclaimed as we pulled her
up.

"You had better remember to rock up-hill next time," admonished Dee. "I
bet you, we will all develop a mountain leg living on such a slant. But
isn't it fascinating? As soon as breakfast is over, let's go out and
explore. I want to peep in the shutters all along the way and see what
everybody is having for breakfast and going to have for dinner."

"That's just the way I feel! If anything is shut, I want to peep in. If
it is locked, I want to get in."

Our hotel was run on the American plan and our grinning waiter insisted
upon bringing us everything on the bill of fare. I think he saw in
Zebedee the possibilities of a liberal tip. In South Carolina there is a
law against tipping. In all of the rooms of hotels the guests are
reminded of this by large printed placards, but like most laws of the
kind it seems made only to be broken.

"The tight-wads who kicked against tipping the poor colored servants now
have the law on their side and can get out of it gracefully, but the
people who tip because they feel that the servants have earned some
little acknowledgment of their faithful services, go on tipping just as
though no law had been made," said Zebedee, as he slipped some silver
under the side of his plate in view of the watching darky, who pounced
upon it with a practiced hand, while making a feint of removing finger
bowls.

"I am going to turn you girls loose now to find your way around and seek
out the wonders of Charleston. I have work to do and politicians to
see."

"All right! Don't worry about us!" tweedled the twins.

"I want to get a map of the city first," said Dee, "so we can get our
bearings," but Dum and I cried down this project.

"Let's find out things for ourselves and then get a map and guide book
to verify us. It's lots more fun to go at it that way."

"Well, all I know is that this hotel is on Meeting Street, and on our
right is Church Street and on our left King. The street under your
window is Queen, and if you walk south down Meeting you come to the
Battery. You can't get lost and can't get in any trouble unless you try
to climb the spiked fences or get over the walls covered with broken
bottles. I'll meet you at luncheon at one," and Zebedee took himself off
to find out things from some of the political lights of the city.

We were left to our own devices. The sun had come out and if we had not
been in the rain we would not have believed it could have come down in
such torrents only a short while ago. Our dresses did not spot.

"Let's not go in any place this morning but just walk around and see
from the outside. It would be low of us to do the graveyards and things
without Zebedee. He loves those things and will want to see them," said
Dee.

It was a strange taste for one so cheerful, but it was the truth that
Mr. Tucker was especially fond of poking around musty old churches and
reading epitaphs on tombstones.

We walked to St. Michael's, looking longingly through the iron gates at
the quaint old tombstones, but refrained from going in for Zebedee's
sake. We passed many beautiful old houses, some of them in perfect
repair, brave in fresh paint, with trimmed hedges and gravel walks in
their lovely old gardens that we could see by peering through the
wrought-iron gates. Some of the houses, though, looked as though they
had not been painted since the Revolution, and their gardens were grown
up with weeds, with ragged, untrimmed hedges and neglected paths.

Almost every house, big or little, boasts a southern gallery or porch.
The houses are built right on the street, but the large door opens from
the street to the porch and not to the house. The gardens are to the
side and back, and, as a rule, are surrounded by great brick walls with
either iron spikes across the top or ferocious broken bottles cemented
to the bricks. The windows, opening on the street, are kept shuttered
closely, and iron bars give you to understand that there is no breaking
into Charleston society by night or day. The corners of the houses,
where the porches are, also are protected from possible interlopers by
great iron spikes, a foot long and sharp enough to pierce the hide of a
rhinoceros. The porches are also shuttered, partly to protect the
inmates from the rude gaze of the passer-by and partly to protect them
from the ruder gaze of the southern sun.

There was almost no one on the street. The Charleston men had gone to
their places of business, leisurely to pursue a desultory living, and
Charleston ladies do not go on the street in the morning, so we were
afterwards told. We met several darkies crying their wares and saw an
occasional housewife making a furtive purchase from some of these
hucksters. These ladies, we judged, only came out because their
establishments did not boast servants. As a rule, however, the old cooks
seemed to do the buying.

The Charleston darky has a very peculiar lingo, so peculiar, in fact,
that Tweedles and I found it difficult to understand. It is very
different from the speech of our Virginia negroes. They seem to clip
the words off very short, and their voices are lighter and higher than
our colored people's.

A shrimp seller was very interesting to us. We did not know what he had
or what he was calling, and followed him down the street trying to find
out. He held up high on his open hand a great flat basket and he sounded
as though he were trying to give a college yell:

"Rah, rah, rah, Shrimpy! Rah, rah, Shrimpy! Rah!"

"What on earth are you selling?" asked Dum.

"Rah shrimp! Rah shrimp! Buysome, Missy! Buysome, Missy!"

Then we saw his squirming wares and understood.

"But we couldn't do anything with raw shrimps," we declared regretfully.

"Well den, Missy lak nig sing fer heh?"

"Why, yes, that would be fine," and the boy held high his basket of
squirming raw shrimps and sang in a strange falsetto the following
song:

          "Shrimpy, Shrimpy; rah, rah, Shrimpy!
             Who wants Shrimp ter-day?
           When you hear de Shrimp man holler,
             Better come dis way.

          "Shrimpy, Shrimpy; rah, rah, Shrimpy!
             Sho' I'll heap de plate.
           Ain't I see my gal dere waitin'
             Stannin' by de gate?

          "Shrimpy, Shrimpy; rah, rah, Shrimpy!
             All de cooks in town,
           When I holler 'I got Shrimpy'
             Mus' be tunnin' roun'."

We applauded him vigorously and each one gave him a dime, thereby doing
a very foolish thing, as ever after during our stay in Charleston we
were pursued by the little darkies who wanted to sing to us.




CHAPTER VI

THROUGH THE GRILLE


None of us had ever been so far south before and the palmetto trees were
a great astonishment to us.

"They don't look natural to me, somehow," declared Dum, "but kind of
manufactured. The trunks with that strange criss-cross effect might have
been made by kindergarten children and as for the leaves--I don't
believe they are real."

"It does seem ridiculous for people to have these great things twenty
feet high, growing in their back yards when we nurse them with such care
at home and are so proud if we can get one to grow three feet. Mammy
Susan has a palm, 'pa'm' she calls it, that she has tenderly cared for
for four years and it is only about up to my waist now. I wish she could
see these trees."

"I feel like the lady from Minnesota who came on a visit to Richmond and
was so overcome by the magnolia trees. She remarked: 'I have never seen
such large rubber plants.' But don't these palmetto trees have a strange
swishy sound? They make me feel like 'somebody's a-comin',' kind of
creepy."

Dee was peering into a garden belonging to one of the old houses that
had not known paint since the Revolution. The garden, however, was not
neglected but evidently cared for with loving hands. There were borders
of snowdrops and violets; purple and white hyacinths primly marked the
narrow gravel walk, and clumps of rhododendron and oleander were so well
placed that one felt that a landscape gardener must have had the
planting of them. Two large palmetto trees stood like sentinels on each
side of the wrought-iron gate, which was hung from great square brick
pillars. A massive brick wall surrounded the garden with an uninviting
coping of ferocious spikes.

We had our faces close to the grille trying to see a little more of the
garden while the above conversation was going on. All of us longed to
get in like Alice in Wonderland. How to do it was the problem!

If that we could see was so enchanting, what we couldn't see must be
even more so.

      "Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard
       Are sweeter; therefore ye pipes play on."

No doubt it was very rude of us to stand there peering in, but we were
so enthralled by the beauty of the garden and so filled with the desire
to get in that we forgot Mr. Manners entirely. Just as Dee said that the
palmetto trees made her feel like somebody was coming, somebody did
come. We heard a voice, a very irate voice indeed, behind the wall
declaiming in masculine tones:

"There is no use in discussing the matter further, Claire! I tell you I
shall never give my consent to Louis' going into such a profession.
Planting gardens, forsooth! That is work for negroes, negroes directed
by women."

"But, papa, it is a very honorable profession, and Louis has such a love
for flowers and such marvelous taste in arranging them. Just see what he
has done for our garden! He could do the same for others, and already he
is being sought by some of the wealthy persons of Charleston to direct
the planting of their gardens."

The second voice evidently belonged to a young girl. There was a sweet
girlishness about it and the soft, light accent of the Charlestonian was
very marked. I don't know how to give an idea of how she said
Charleston, but there was no R in it and in its place I might almost put
an I. "Chailston" is as near as I can come and that seems 'way off.

"Bah! Pish! _Nouveau riches! Parvenues!_ What business have they to ask
a Gaillard to dig in their dirt? It is not many generations since they
have handled picks themselves and now they want to degrade one of the
first Charleston families."

"But, papa, what is he to do? Louis is nineteen and you know there is no
money for college. He cannot be idle any longer. He must have a
profession."

It was a strange thing that three girls who prided themselves on being
very honorable should have deliberately stopped there and listened to a
conversation not intended for their ears, but in talking over the matter
later we all agreed that we did not realize what we were doing. It
seemed like a bit out of a play, somehow: the setting of the garden, the
strange ante-bellum sentiments of the old gentleman and all.

"What is he to do? There have never been but three ways for a gentleman
to earn a living: the Church, Law, the Army. Now, of course, the last
avenue is closed to a Southern gentleman as he could hardly ally himself
with the enemies of his land. The Church and the Law are all that are
left for one of our blood. Since, as you are so quick to inform me,
there is no money for Louis to go to college and a degree is quite
necessary for one expecting to advance himself by practice of law, I see
nothing for him to do but go into the ministry."

"Louis be a preacher, papa! Why, he has not the least calling."

"He has more calling to occupy a pulpit than to be down on his hands and
knees planting gardens for these vulgar Yankees."

"But, papa, what pulpit? Are we not Huguenots? Has not Louis been
brought up in that faith and how could he preach any other? The Huguenot
church here is the only one in the United States, and it has only forty
members, and you know yourself now that so many of those members live in
other cities that we often have a congregation of only six, counting our
own family. There certainly is no room for him in that pulpit."

And then the old man did what men often do when they are worsted in an
argument, he became very masculine and informed the girl that she had
much better attend to her household duties and leave man's business to
man.

"But, papa, I must say one more thing,--I think Louis is very despondent
and needs encouragement. He hates to be idle and he is forced to be. I
was shocked by his appearance this morning. I am very sorry I went on
the visit to Aunt Maria. I am afraid he has needed me."

Papa gave a snort and then we had a shock. He had evidently walked away
from Claire in disgust, and suddenly there loomed in sight a familiar
low-cut waistcoat enveloping the portly embonpoint of our early morning
companion in the bus.

We did not wait to see his double chin. The glimpse we had of the
low-cut vest made us beat a hasty retreat. We walked down the street
with what dignity we could assume.

"I'm pretty ashamed of myself," said Dum.

"Me, too! Me, too!" from Dee and me.

"I don't know what made us stay and listen, it was so thrilling somehow.
Aren't you sorry for Claire? And poor Louis! To think of having only one
profession open to you and that to be preaching to six persons including
your own family."

"Yes, and no doubt there is already an incumbent," I suggested. "I'd
love to know Claire. Didn't she sound spunky and at the same time
respectful. I hope she can bring the old fat gentleman around."

"She might bring him around, but she can't get around him, he's too
fat," laughed Dee. "I tell you I'd like to know Louis. I fancy he must
be interesting. Isn't their name romantic? Gaillard sounds like it ought
to go with poignard: Louis Gaillard drew his poignard and defended
himself from the cannaille."

"Isn't it funny that we should have peeped into the very garden
belonging to the pretty rumpled girl in the bus? Now I s'pose we will
run against the pale old dames in the crêpe veils."

I had hardly spoken before we did run against the very old ladies. They
had darted out of a large shabby old house about a block from the
Gaillard's home and were in the act of purchasing "Rah, rah, rah,
Shrimpy! Shrimpy! Rah, rah, rah!"

Their veils were off now but they still had an air of being shrouded in
crêpe, although their dresses were made of black calico. It seemed to
take two of them to buy a dime's worth of shrimps, and the shrimp vender
stood patiently by while they picked over his wares.

"They are quite small, Sam," complained the taller of the two.

"Yes, Miss Laurens, but yer see dese hyar is shrimpys, dey ain't crabs,
nor yit laubsters."

"Poor things! I just know they have a hard time getting along," sighed
Dee. "They look so frail and underfed. Just look back at their house! It
is simply huge. And look at their porches! Big enough for skating rinks!
Do you suppose those two little old ladies live there all by
themselves?"

"I fancy they must have a lot of servants," ventured Dum.

"Of course they haven't any or they wouldn't be buying shrimps
themselves. They live all alone in that great house and eat a dime's
worth of shrimps a day. They have just been off burying their last
relative who did not leave them a small legacy that they have, in a
perfectly decent and ladylike way, been looking forward to. I have
worked out their whole plot and mean to write 'em up some day."

"Oh, Page, you are so clever! Do you really think that is the truth
about them? What are they going to do now?" asked Dum.

"Do? Why, of course they are going to take boarders, 'paying guests.'
Don't you know that there are only two ways for a Charleston lady to
make a living? The men have three according to his Eminence of the Tum
Tum. Women as usual get the hot end of it and there are only two for
them: taking boarders and teaching school."

"Well, I only wish we could go board there. I am dying to get into one
of these old houses. I bet they are lovely. Did you notice they had an
ugly, new, unpainted, board gate? I wonder where their wrought-iron one
is. They must have had one sometime. Their house looks as though a
beautiful gate must have gone with it." Dum had an eye open for artistic
things and the iron gate had taken her fancy more than anything we had
yet seen in Charleston.

"When I write them up I am going to use that, too, in my story. Of
course they sold the gate to some of the _parvenu_ Yankees, that the old
gentleman scorned so. I can write a thrilling account of their going out
at night to bid the beautiful gates good-by forever, those gates that
had played such an important part in their lives. Through their portals
many a coach (claret-colored, I think, I will have the coaches be) has
rolled, bearing to their revels the belles of the sixties. (Everyone in
the sixties was a belle.) I have an idea that the smaller Miss Laurens
was once indiscreet enough to kiss her lover through the bars of that
gate but the taller one never got further than letting her young man
lightly touch her lily hand with his lips."

"Oh, Page, you are so ridiculous to make up all of that about two snuffy
old ladies. Now I want you to write a real story about Claire and her
brother Louis. I am sure they are interesting without making up. I still
wish I could see Louis. I'd tell him to spunk up and go dig for the nice
people all he wants to. I know they are nice if they are only twice
removed from a pick and shovel, according to old Mr. Gaillard," said
Dee, ever democratic.

We had reached the Battery, a beautiful spot with fine live-oaks and
palmettos. Spanish moss hung in festoons from some of the trees. It was
the first any of us had seen.

"They say it finally kills the trees if too much of it grows on them,
but it is certainly beautiful," said Dum.

"It is like these old traditions, worn out and senseless; a few of them
are all right and give a charm to the South, but when they envelop one
as they do his Eminence of the Tum Tum they simply prove deadly,"
philosophized Dee.

"Good for you, Dee! Please remember what you have just said and when I
get home I'm going to put it in my note book. It would come in dandy in
the story I am going to write about the old ladies and their gate." I
had started a note book at the instigation of Mr. Tucker, who said it
might prove invaluable to me in after years if I meant to write.

I believe Charleston is the only city in the United States that has a
direct view of the ocean. You can look straight out from the Battery
between Fort Sumter and Sullivan's Island to the open sea. Fort Moultrie
is on Sullivan's Island and on the Battery is a fine statue of Sergeant
Jasper who stands with hand extended, pointing to the fort where he so
gallantly rescued and replaced the flag, with the words: "We cannot
fight without a flag!"

Fort Sumter is a spot made famous by the war between the States. It was
bombarded in 1861 and I believe is noted as having stood more bombarding
than any port in history up to the time of Port Arthur.

"Now don't you wish we had a guide book and map? I want to know what
those places are out in the harbor. Next time I am going to do my way!"
exclaimed Dee, but a kindly park policeman, the only living creature on
the Battery, told us all we could have got out of a guide book and more
perhaps. He pointed out where the steps had been that Princess Louise
descended to embark with her brilliant cortège after her memorable
visit to Charleston in '83. He showed us Sullivan's Island, nothing more
than a misty spot on the horizon, where Poe laid the scene of "The Gold
Bug." He led us up to the old gun from the _Keokuk_, patting it lovingly
and reverently. He was a charming old man and seemed to take a personal
interest in everything on the Battery. His accent was fine and had the
real Charleston softness. I wondered if he, too, did not belong to a
fine old family and unlike Mr. Gaillard had discovered that there were
more ways than three for a gentleman to earn a living.

Next he showed us the bust of William Gilmore Simms, South Carolina's
great author, novelist, historian, poet. And then he put my mind
entirely at rest about his being somewhat out of his element in serving
as a park policeman by quoting Simms at length in his beautiful poem:


"THE GRAPE VINE SWING

          "Lithe and long as the serpent train,
             Springing and clinging from tree to tree,
           Now darting upward, now down again,
             With a twist and a twirl that are strange to see;
           Never took serpent a deadlier hold,
             Never the cougar a wilder spring,
           Strangling the oak with the boa's fold,
             Spanning the beach with the condor's wing.

          "Yet no foe that we fear to seek,
             The boy leaps wild to thy rude embrace;
           Thy bulging arms bear as soft a cheek
             As ever on lover's breast found place;
           On thy waving train is a playful hold
             Thou shalt never to lighter grasp persuade;
           While a maiden sits in thy drooping fold,
             And swings and sings in the noonday shade!

          "O giant strange of our Southern woods!
             I dream of thee still in the well-known spot,
           Though our vessel strains o'er the ocean floods,
             And the Northern forest beholds thee not;
           I think of thee still with a sweet regret,
             As the cordage yields to my playful grasp,
           Dost thou spring and cling in our woodlands yet?
             Does the maiden still swing in thy giant clasp?"

What a dear old man he was! We could hardly tear ourselves away, but it
was twelve o'clock and we had promised to meet Zebedee for a one o'clock
luncheon. We told him good-by, and promised to come to see him some more
and then made our way along the eastern walk of the Battery.

The breezes always seem to be high down on the Charleston Battery, as it
is exposed to the four winds of heaven. The sky had clouded over again
and quite a sharp little east wind was blowing, whistling rather
dismally through the palmetto trees that grow all along the beautiful
street that runs beside the waterfront.

Very handsome houses are on this street, with beautiful gardens. The
walls are not so high there, and we wondered if the owners were as
aristocratic as those enclosed by high walls.

"Maybe every generation puts another layer of brick on the wall,"
suggested Dee, and I made a mental reservation that that, too, would go
in my notebook about Charleston.




CHAPTER VII

THE ABANDONED HOTEL


As we followed this street, East Bay Street it is called, we came upon a
great old custard-colored house built right on the water's edge so that
the waves almost lapped its long pleasant galleries.

"Isn't this a jolly place?" we cried, but when we got closer to it we
decided jolly was certainly not the name for it.

The window panes of its many windows were missing or broken. The doors
were open and swinging in the strong breeze that seemed to develop
almost into a hurricane as it hit the exposed corner of the old
custard-colored house. A tattered awning was flapping continuously from
one end of the porch, an awning that had been gaily striped once, but
now was faded to a dull gray except one spot where it had wrapped
itself around one of the columns and in so doing, had protected a
portion of itself from the weather to bear witness to its former glory.

"What a dismal place! What could it have been?"

"It is open! Let's go in and see what we can see."

"It is positively weird. I am afraid of ghosts in such a place even in
broad daylight," I declared half in earnest, but Tweedles wanted to go
in and I was never one to hang back when a possible adventure was on
foot.

The creaking door swung in as if propelled by unseen hands and we found
ourselves in a hall of rather fine proportions with a broad stairway
leading up. Doors opening into this hall were also swinging in the wind,
so we entered the room to the right, the parlor, of course, we thought.
The paper was hanging in shreds from the wall, adding to the dismal
swishing sound that pervaded the whole building. From this room we
entered another hall that had a peculiar looking counter built on one
side.

"What do you fancy this thing is for?" demanded Dum.

"I've got it! I've got it!" exclaimed Dee. "This is an old inn or hotel
or something and that is the clerk's desk. Look, here is a row of hooks
for keys and here is a rusty key still hanging on the hook."

"It must have been a delightful place to stay with such a view of the
harbor and those beautiful porches where one could sit and watch the
ships come in. This room next must have been the dining room, and see
where there is a little stage! That was for the musicians to sit on,"
enthused Dum.

"When they finished supper they put the tables against the wall and
danced like this," and Dee pirouetted around the dusty, rotting floor.

"Isn't it awful to let a place like this go to pieces so? I don't
believe there is a whole pane of glass in the house, and I am sure no
door will stay shut. It's too gloomy for me; let's get out in the street
again," I begged.

"You can go, but I am going upstairs before I leave. I should think a
would-be author would want to see all the things she could, and if there
are any ghosts meet them," and Dee started valiantly up the creaking
stairs. Of course Dum and I followed.

A silence settled on us as we mounted. The wind that had been noisy
enough below was simply deafening the higher we got. The paper that was
hanging from the ceilings rattled ceaselessly and the wind was tugging
at what was still sticking tenaciously to some of the side walls making
a strange whistling sound.

"Gee whiz! I feel like Jane Eyre!" whispered Dum.

"No; 'The Fall of the House of Usher'!" I gasped. "Just think of such a
place as this being right here in sight of all those grand houses!"

"I know it's haunted! I feel a presence!" and Dee stopped suddenly on
the landing.

"Who's a 'fraid cat now?" I taunted. "Let the would-be author go in
front. 'Infirm of purpose, give me the dagger!'"

At that Dee ran lightly on ahead of us and disappeared in a room to the
right. We followed in time to see her skirts vanishing through a door
beyond.

"This must have been the bridal chamber, it is so grand. Just look at
the view of the harbor through this window," said Dum, still whispering,
as there was something about the place, a kind of gruesomeness, that
made one feel rather solemn. I thought of Poe's "Haunted Palace" and
whispered some of the stanzas to Dum, for the moment both of us
forgetting Dee, who had rushed off so precipitately.

          "'In the greenest of our valleys
             By good angels tenanted,
           Once a fair and stately palace--
             Radiant palace--reared its head.
           In the monarch Thought's dominion,
             It stood there;
           Never seraph spread a pinion
             Over fabric half so fair.

          "'But evil things in robes of sorrow,
             Assailed the monarch's high estate;
           (Ah, let us mourn, for never morrow
             Shall dawn upon him desolate!)
           And round about his home, the glory
             That blushed and bloomed
           Is but a dim-remembered story
             Of the old time entombed.

          "'And travelers now, within that valley,
             Through the red-litten windows see
           Vast forms that move fantastically
             To a discordant melody;
           While like a ghastly, rapid river,
             Through the pale door
           A hideous throng rush out forever,
             And laugh--but smile no more.'"

I had hardly finished the last stanza of what is to me the most ghastly
poem in the English language, when a strange blood-curdling shriek was
heard echoing through the rattle-trap old house.

"Dee!" we shouted together and started on a run through the door where
we had last seen her new brown suit vanishing. It opened into a long
corridor with doors all down the side, evidently bedrooms. Numbers were
over the doors. All the doors were shut. Where was Dee? The wind had
stopped as quickly as it had started and the old house was as quiet as
the grave.

"Dee! Dee!" we called. "Where are you, Dee?"

Our voices sounded as though we had yelled down a well. No answer! My
eye fastened on the door with No. 13 over it. All of us have some
superstitions, and anyone brought up by a colored mammy is certain to
have many.

"No. 13 is sure to be right," I thought, and pushed open the door.

A strange sight met my gaze: Dee, with her arms thrown around a youth
who crouched on the floor, his face buried in his hands while his whole
frame was shaken with sobs! From the chandelier hung a rope with a noose
tied in the dangling end, and under it a pile of bricks carefully placed
as though some child had been building a house of blocks. The bricks had
evidently been taken from among others that were scattered over the
hearth near a chimney that had fallen in.

Our relief at finding Dee and finding her unharmed was so great that
nothing mattered to us. Dee put her finger on her lips and we stopped
stock-still. The slender figure of the young man was still convulsed
with sobs, and Dee held him and soothed him as though he had been a baby
and she some grandmother. Finally he spoke, with his face still
covered:

"Claire must never know!" Claire? Then this was Louis Gaillard! Dee had
said several times she would like to know him, but she had had no idea
of her idle wish being granted so quickly and in such a manner. When the
boy said "Claire must never know," Dee arose to the occasion as only Dee
could and said in a perfectly matter-of-fact tone: "No, Louis, I promise
you that Claire shall never know from me." This calling him by name at
the time did not seem strange to him. He was under such stress of
emotion that the use of his Christian name by an unknown young girl
seemed perfectly natural to the stricken youth.

It seems that when Dee went on ahead of us while I was so
grandiloquently spouting poetry, she had flitted from room to room. The
doors had been open all along the corridor except in No. 13. She had had
a fancy to close them after each exploration until she had come to 13.
On opening that door she had met a sight to freeze her young blood, but
instead of freezing her young blood she had simply let out a most
normal and healthy yell. Louis Gaillard was standing on the pile of
bricks that he had placed with great precision under the chandelier, and
as Dee entered he was in the act of fitting the noose around his poor
young neck. His plan of course had been to slip the noose and then kick
the pile of bricks from under him and there to hang until he should die.

The realization of what had occurred came to Dum and me without an
explanation, which Dee gave us later when we could be alone with her.
Dee, in the meantime, continued to pat the boy's shoulder and hold him
tight in her courageous arms until the sobs ceased and he finally looked
up. Then he slowly rose to his feet. He was a tall, slender youth, every
inch of him the aristocrat. His countenance was not weak, just
despondent. I could well fancy him to be very handsome, but now his
sombre eyes were red with weeping and his mouth trembling with emotion.

"I don't know what made me be so wicked," he finally stammered.

"I know. You are very despondent over your life. You are tired of
idleness and see no way to be occupied because your father opposes the
kind of thing you feel yourself fitted to do," and Dee, ordinarily the
kind of girl who hated lollapalusing, as she called it, took the boy's
nerveless hand in both of hers. She said afterwards she knew by instinct
that he needed flesh and blood to hang to, something tangible to keep
his reason from leaving him. He looked at her wonderingly and she
continued: "Claire has been away on a trip and while she was gone your
father has nagged you. He thinks working in flowers is not the work for
a Gaillard and wants you to be a lawyer or preacher. You have no money
to go to college, and he seems to think you can be a preacher without
the education necessary to be a lawyer--which is news to me. You have
offers to plant gardens right here in Charleston, but your father will
not permit you to do it. You have become despondent and have lost
appetite and are now suffering from a nervousness that makes you not
quite yourself."

"But you--how do you know all this?"

"I am ashamed to tell you how I know it. I am afraid you will never be
able to trust me if you know."

"I not trust you! You seem like an angel from heaven to me."

"Well, first let me introduce my sister and friend to you."

Dee had a wonderful power of putting persons at their ease and now in
these circumstances, to say the least unconventional, she turned and
introduced us to Mr. Louis Gaillard with as much simplicity as she would
have shown at a tennis game or in a ball-room. He, with the polished
manners of his race, bowed low over our proffered hands. All of us
ignored the pile of bricks and the sinister rope hanging from the
chandelier.

"We are twins and this is our best friend, Page Allison. We have got
some real long names, but Dum and Dee are the names we go by as a rule,
Dum and Dee Tucker. We are down here in Charleston with our father
Jeffry Tucker, Zebedee for short. And now I want you to do us a big
favor----"

"Me? A favor for you?" Dee had proceeded rather rapidly and the dazed
young man had some difficulty in following her.

"Yes, a favor! I want you, all of us want you, to come up to the hotel
and have lunch with us and meet Zebedee. It is lunch time now almost,
and we promised to be back in time,--you see, if you come with us,
Zebedee can't row with us about being late. He will be awfully cut up
over our being late--nothing makes him so cross. I know if you are with
us he will be unable to rag us. Just as soon as he gets something to eat
he will be all right."

What was Dee driving at? Zebedee cross! Had she caught the young man's
malady and gone a little off her hooks? Dum and I looked at each other
wonderingly--then a light dawned on us: she wanted to get the young man
entirely away from this terrible room, and felt if she made him think
that he was to go along to protect us from an irate father, he would do
it from a sense of chivalry. Having more experience with an irate
father than any other kind, Louis was easily persuaded.

"Certainly, if I can be of any assistance!"

"Well, you can! Now let's hurry!"




CHAPTER VIII

TUCKER TACT


It was quite a walk back to the hotel but we did it in an inconceivably
short time. It was only 1.10 as we stepped into the lobby. We walked
four abreast wherever the sidewalk permitted it and when we had to break
ranks we kept close together and chatted as gaily as usual. Louis was
very quiet but very courteous. The fresh air brought some color back to
his pale cheeks and the redness left his eyes. He was indeed a very
handsome youth. He seemed to be in a kind of daze and kept as close to
Dee as he could, as though he feared if she left him, he might again
find himself in the terrible dream from which she had awakened him.

What was Dee to say to her father? How account for this young man? I was
constantly finding out things about the Tuckers that astonished me. The
thing that was constantly impressing me was their casualness. On this
occasion it was very marked. What father would simply accept a situation
as Zebedee did this one? We three girls had gone out in the morning to
his certain knowledge knowing not one single person in the whole city,
and here we were coming back late to lunch and bringing with us a
handsome, excited looking young man and introducing him as though we had
known him all our lives.

Mr. Tucker greeted him hospitably and took him to his room while we went
to ours to doll up a bit for lunch. He had no opportunity to ask us
where we got him or what we meant by picking up forlorn-looking
aristocrats and bringing them home to lunch. He just trusted us. To be
trusted is one of the greatest incentives in the world to be
trustworthy.

Anyone with half an eye could see that Louis Gaillard needed a friend,
and could also see that all of us had been under some excitement.
Zebedee not only had more than half an eye, but was Argus-eyed. Louis
must have been very much astonished at the irate old parent he had been
led to expect. Mr. Tucker never looked younger or more genial. He had
had a profitable morning himself, digging up political information that
he considered most valuable, and now he was through for the day and had
planned a delightful afternoon to be spent with us seeing the sights of
Charleston.

"Was anyone in all the world ever so wonderful as our Zebedee?" asked
Dum as she smoothed her bronze black hair and straightened her collar,
getting ready for luncheon.

"I'm so proud of him, but I knew he would do just this way! Not one
questioning glance! I know he is on tenter hooks all the time, too. The
cat that died of curiosity has got nothing on Zebedee. I tell you, Page,
Dum and I will walk into the dining room ahead with Louis and you make
out you are expecting a letter and stop at the desk and try to put him
wise. He is sure to wait for you."

"All right! But must I tell him everything? It will take time."

"Oh, don't go into detail, but just summarize. Give a synopsis of the
morning in a thumb-nail sketch. You can do it."

"I can try."

We found Mr. Tucker and the youth waiting for us in the lobby. The
appearance of the guest was much improved by soap and water and a hair
brush. Whose appearance is not? We started into the dining room, and as
per arrangement I had to go back to the desk. Zebedee of course went
with me, and the twins kept on with Louis.

"I know you are not expecting a letter but want to tell me what's up,"
he whispered.

"Exactly! We were peeping into a garden and overheard the old fat man we
saw in the bus this morning telling the pretty daughter that he intended
that his son Louis should be a preacher at the Huguenot church here,
where they often have a congregation of only six, boasting a membership
of forty, many of them out-of-town members. Louis wants to be a
landscape gardener, anyhow, to plant gardens, for which he has a great
taste, but old Tum Tum thinks that is beneath the dignity of a Gaillard.
Claire, the daughter, was very uneasy about Louis, as he seemed
despondent. We were ashamed of having listened. Eavesdropping is not our
line, but we did it before we knew we were doing it." Zebedee smiled,
and I went on talking a mile a minute. "We walked around the Battery and
then went into an old deserted hotel, where all the doors were open and
all the windows gone. We wandered around and then went upstairs.

"Dee left us and went down a long corridor, where the bedrooms were, and
when she got to Number Thirteen she went in and found Louis getting
ready to hang himself. The rope was on the chandelier, and he had a pile
of bricks to stand on. He was putting the noose on his neck when she
opened the door, and then she screamed bloody murder, and we heard her
and ran like rabbits until we got to Thirteen, and I knew it was the
right door just because it was Thirteen. We found poor Louis crouching
down on the floor, and Dee had her arms around him and was treating him
just like a poor little sick kitten. He was sobbing to beat the band,
and as soon as he could speak, he said: 'Claire must never know!' and
then we knew that he was the boy who wanted to plant gardens. Dee called
him Louis and talked to him in such a rational way that he pulled
himself together. He seemed like some one out of his head, but we
chatted away like we always do, and he kind of found himself. Dee asked
him to come home to lunch to protect us from your rage at our being
late. She knew you wouldn't mind, and she felt that if she put it up to
him that way he would think he ought to come. She said you would not
give way to anger before strangers. We are mighty proud of you for being
so--so--Zebedeeish about the whole thing."

"Two minutes, by the clock!" cried Zebedee, when I stopped for breath.
"How I wish I had a reporter who could tell so much in such a short
time! I am mighty glad you approve of me, for I certainly approve of my
girls. Now we will go in and eat luncheon and Louis shall not know I
know a word. I will see what I can do to help him. Gee whiz! That would
make a great newspaper story, but I am a father first and then a
newspaper man."

We actually got in and were seated at the table before Tweedles and
Louis had settled on what to order. Zebedee pretended to be very hungry
and to be angry, and only his sense of propriety with a guest present
seemed to hold back his rage at being kept waiting. He acted the irate,
hungry parent so well that we almost exploded.

Louis ate like a starving man. As is often the case after a great
excitement, a desire for food had come to him. His appetite, however,
was not so much larger than ours. All of us were hungry, and I am afraid
the hotel management did not make much on running their place on the
American plan. Wherever there was a choice of viands, we ordered all of
them.

"You must know Charleston pretty well, Mr. Gaillard, do you not?" asked
our host, when the first pangs of hunger were allayed.

"Know it? I know every stone in it, and love it. But I do wish you would
not call me Mr. Gaillard."

"All right, then, Louis! I wonder if you would not show us your
wonderful old city this afternoon--that is, all of it we could see in an
afternoon. You must not let us take up your time if you are occupied,
however."

"I haven't a thing to do. I finished at the high school in February, and
have nothing to occupy me until the graduating exercises in June. I'd
think it a great honor and privilege to show you and the young ladies
all I can about Charleston," and Louis looked his delight at the
prospect. "I must let my sister know first, though. She may be wondering
where I am."

"'Phone her!" tweedled the twins.

"We haven't a telephone," simply.

No telephone!

We might have known to begin with that such a modern vulgarity as a
telephone would not be tolerated in the house belonging to his Eminence
of the Tum Tum.

"You have plenty of time to walk down and tell her, and I think it would
be very nice if she would consent to come with you. We should be
overjoyed to have her join our party," said the ever hospitable Zebedee.

"I should like that above all things if she can come." Of course we knew
that the obstacle to her coming would be the old father who would no
doubt demand our pedigrees before permitting a member of his family to
be seen on the street with us. "Mr. Tucker, I should like to have a few
minutes' talk with you when we finish luncheon."

"I am through now, even if these insatiate monsters of mine have ordered
pie on top of apple dumpling, so you come on with me, Louis, while they
finish. No doubt they will be glad to get rid of us so they can order
another help all around."

"What do you reckon he wants to say to Zebedee?" said Dee, biting a
comfortable wedge out of her pie, which, in the absence of Zebedee, she
picked up in her fingers to eat as pie should be eaten.

"Why, he is going to tell him all about this morning. Don't you see, he
feels that maybe your father will not think he is a reliable person or
something; anyhow, he is such a gentleman that he knows the proper thing
to do is to make a clean breast of his acquaintance with us."

"Well, now, how do you know that?" asked Dum.

"I don't know it. I just imagine it."

"Do you know, Page, I believe you will be an author. You've got so much
imagination."

"It is just nothing but thinking what you would do in a person's place
provided you had the nature of that person. Now you are high-minded,
too; fancy yourself in Louis' place--what would you do?"

"Go tell Zebedee all about it, of course."

"Exactly! So would anyone if he expected to continue the acquaintance
begun in such a strange way."

"I want to see Louis before he goes for his sister. You see, we never
did tell him how we happened to know his name and all about his affairs.
I must tell him that and also let him know that we came up in the bus
with his father and sister this morning. He can let her know something
about us without divulging the terrible thing that came so near
happening at the old hotel." Dee devoured the last morsel of pie and we
went to the parlor, where we found Zebedee clasping hands with Louis,
who was flushed and shiny-eyed but looked very happy.

"Poor boy!" exclaimed Zebedee to me, as Dee turned to Louis and drew him
to a seat by the window. "He has told me the whole thing like the
gentleman he is. He says he must have been demented. He has been very
nervous lately, and all the time his sister was away his father has
nagged him to death, and this morning, evidently after you monkeys
listened to the talk in the garden, the old gentleman got him in a
corner and pronounced the ultimatum: either law or the ministry. Of
course, the ministry is out of the question, and the law means years of
waiting, even if he had the money to go to college. He could begin and
earn a livelihood tomorrow laying out these gardens and planting them,
but the obdurate parent says if he does not obey he will withdraw the
light of his countenance."

"I'd say withdraw it; the sooner the better."

"So would I; but I could not give that advice to Louis until I know more
about him and his people. I hope the sister can come."

She did come, although I believe she did not inform her father of what
she was going to do. She was more than a year younger than her brother,
and he was evidently the pride of her heart. I prayed that she might
never know the terrible calamity that had come so near to her life. I
believe she could never have breathed a happy breath again as long as
she lived if that knowledge had been hers.

Louis had just told her some Virginians whom he had met on the
Battery--Mr. Tucker, his two daughters and their friend--had made
friends with him, and had asked him to accompany them in their
sightseeing expedition and had suggested his bringing her. He let drop
that we had arrived that morning in the bus, and she immediately
concluded that we were her companions in misery on that wet, bumpy
drive.




CHAPTER IX

CHURCHYARDS


Graveyards seemed a strange place to want to spend the afternoon after
our experience of the morning, but the cheerful Zebedee always made for
them, just as a sunbeam seems to be hunting up the dark and gloomy
corners.

"Saint Michael's first, as that is the nearest," suggested Louis.

We entered the churchyard through massive old iron gates, and, turning
to the right, followed Louis to perhaps the most unique grave stone in
the world: the headboard of an old cedar bed. It is a relic of 1770. The
story goes that the woman buried there insisted that her husband should
go to no trouble or expense to mark her grave. She said that she had
been very comfortable in that same bed and would rest very easy under
it and that it would soon rot away and leave her undisturbed. She little
dreamed that more than a century later that old cedar bed would be
preserved, seemingly in some miraculous way, and be intact while stones,
reverently placed at the same time, were crumbling away.

"It seems like John Keats' epitaph: 'Here lies one whose name was writ
in water.' Keats thought he was dead to the world, and see how he lives;
and this poor woman's grave is the first one that tourists are taken to
see," I mused aloud.

"I have often thought about this woman," said Claire, in her light,
musical voice. "I have an idea that she must have been very hard-worked
and perhaps longed for a few more minutes in bed every morning, and
maybe the husband routed her out, and when she died perhaps he felt
sorry he had not given her more rest."

"You hear that, Page?" asked Dum. "You had better have some mercy on me
now. I may 'shuffle off this mortal coil' at any minute, and you will be
so sorry you didn't let me sleep just a little while longer." (It had
been my job ever since I started to room with the Tucker twins to be
the waker-up. It was a thankless job, too, and no sinecure.) "See that
my little brass bed is kept shiny, Zebedee dear."

"I wonder why it is that no one ever seems to feel very sad or quiet in
old, old graveyards?" I asked, all of us laughing at Dum's brass bed.

"I think it is because all the persons who suffered at the death of the
persons buried there are dead, too. No one feels very sorry for the
dead; it is the living that are left to mourn. Old cemeteries are to me
the most peaceful and cheerful spots one can visit," said Zebedee,
leaning over to decipher some quaint epitaph.

"I think so, too!" exclaimed Claire, who had fitted herself into our
crowd with delightful ease. "New graves are the ones that break my
heart."

Louis turned away to hide his emotion. He had been too near to the Great
Divide that very morning for talk of new-made graves and the sorrow of
loved ones not to move him.

There was much of interest in that old burying ground, and Louis proved
an excellent cicerone. He told us that the church was started in 1752;
that the bells and organ and clock were imported from England, and that
the present organ had parts of the old organ incorporated in it. The
bells were seized during the Revolution and shipped and sold in England,
where they were purchased by a former Charleston merchant and shipped
back again. During the Civil War they were sent to Columbia for
safekeeping, but were so badly injured when Columbia was burned that
they had to be again sent to England and recast in the original mold.
They chimed out the hour while Louis was telling us about them as though
to prove to us their being well worth all the trouble to which they had
put the worthy citizens of Charleston.

"Saint Philip's next, while we are in the churchly spirit," said Louis;
"and then the Huguenot church."

St. Philip's was a little older than St. Michael's. The chimes for that
church were used for making cannon for the Confederacy, and for lack of
funds up to the present time they have not been replaced. On top of the
high steeple is a beacon light by which the ships find their way into
the harbor.

We had noticed at the hotel, both at our very early breakfast and at
luncheon, a very charming couple who had attracted us greatly and who,
in turn, seemed interested in us. The man was a scholarly person with
kind, brown eyes, a very intelligent, comely countenance, and a tendency
to baldness right on top that rather added to his intellectual
appearance. His wife was quite pretty, young, and with a look of race
and breeding that was most striking. Her hair was red gold, and she had
perhaps the sweetest blue eyes I had ever beheld. Her eyes just matched
her blue linen shirtwaist. What had attracted me to the couple was not
only their interesting appearance, but the fact that they seemed to have
such a good time together. They talked not in the perfunctory way that
married persons often do, but with real spirit and interest.

As we entered the cemetery of St. Philip's, across the street from the
church, we met this couple standing by the sarcophagus of the great
John C. Calhoun. The lady bowed to us sweetly, acknowledging, as it
were, having seen us in the hotel. We of course eagerly responded,
delighted at the encounter. We had discussed them at length, and almost
decided they were bride and groom; at least Tweedles had, but I thought
not. They were too much at their ease to be on their first trip
together, I declared, and of course got called a would-be author for my
assertion.

"I hear there is a wonderful portrait of Calhoun by Healy in the City
Hall," said the gentleman to Zebedee, as he courteously moved for us to
read the inscription on the sarcophagus.

"Yes, so I am told, but this young man who belongs to this interesting
city can tell us more about it," and in a little while all of us were
drawn into conversation with our chance acquaintances.

Louis led us through the cemetery, telling us anything of note, and then
we followed him to the Huguenot church, accompanied by our new friends.

A Huguenot church has stood on the site of the present one since 1667.
Many things have happened to the different buildings, but the present
one, an edifice of unusual beauty and dignity, has remained intact since
1845. The preacher, a dear old man of over eighty, who is totally blind,
has been pastor of this scanty flock for almost fifty years. He now
conducts the service from memory, and preaches wonderful, simple sermons
straight from his kind old heart.

"Oh, Edwin, see what wonderful old names are on these tablets," enthused
the young wife--"Mazyck, Ravenel, Porcher, de Sasure, Huger, Cazanove,
L'Hommedieu, Marquand, Gaillard----"

"Yes, dear, they sound like an echo from the Old World."

"This Gaillard is our great, great grandfather, isn't he, Louis?" asked
Claire. "My brother knows so much more about such things than I do."

"Oh, is your name Gaillard?"

And then the introductions followed, Zebedee doing the honors, naming
all of us in turn; and then the gentleman told us that his name was
Edwin Green and introduced his wife.

I fancy Claire and Louis had not been in the habit of picking up
acquaintances in this haphazard style, and the sensation was a new and
delightful one to them. The Tuckers and I always did it. We talked to
the people we met on trains and in parks, and many an item for my
notebook did I get in this way. Zebedee says he thinks it is all right
just so you don't pick out some flashy flatterer. Of course we never did
that, but confined our chance acquaintances to women and children or
nice old men, whose interest was purely fatherly. Making friends as we
had with Louis was different, as there was nothing to do but help him;
and his sex and age were not to be considered at such a time.

"Are you to be in Charleston long?" asked Zebedee of Mr. Green.

"I can't tell. We are fascinated by it, but long to get out of the hotel
and into some home."

"If I knew of some nice quiet place, I would put my girls there for a
few days while I run over to Columbia on business. I can't leave them
alone in the hotel."

"I should love to look after them, if you would trust me," said Mrs.
Green, flushing for fear Zebedee might think her pushing.

"Trust you! Why, you are too kind to make such an offer!" exclaimed
Zebedee.

"We have some friends who have just opened their house
for--for--guests," faltered Claire. "They live only a block from us, and
are very lovely ladies. We heard only this morning that they are
contemplating taking someone into their home." Tweedles and I exchanged
glances; mine was a triumphant one. The would-be author had hit the nail
on the head again. "Their name is Laurens." I knew it would be before
Claire spoke.

"Oh, Miss Gaillard, if you could introduce us to those ladies we would
be so grateful to you!" said Zebedee. "You would like to stay there,
wouldn't you, girls?"

"Yes! Yes!"

"And Mrs. Green perhaps will decide to go there, too, and she will look
after you, will you not, Mrs. Green?"

"I should be so happy to if the girls would like to have me for a
chaperone."

"Oh, we'd love it! We've never had a chaperone in our lives but once,
and she got married," tweedled the twins.

And so our compact was made, and Claire promised to see the Misses
Laurens in regard to our becoming her "paying guests."

Mr. Green, who, as we found out afterward, was a professor of English at
the College of Wellington and had all kinds of degrees that entitled him
to be called Doctor, seemed rather amused at his wife's being a
chaperone.

"She seems to me still to be nothing but a girl herself," he confided to
Zebedee, "although we have got a fine big girl of our own over a year
old, whom we have left in the care of my mother-in-law while we have
this much talked-of trip together."

"Oh, have you got a baby? Do you know, Dum and I just stood Page down
that you were bride and groom!"

"Molly, do you hear that? These young ladies thought we were newlyweds."

"I didn't!"

"And why didn't you?" smiled the young wife.

"I noticed you gave separate orders at the table and did not have to
pretend to like the same things. I believe a bride and groom are afraid
to differ on even such a thing as food."

"Oh, Edwin, do you hear that? Do you remember the unmerciful teasing
Kent gave you at Fontainbleu because you pretended to like the mustard
we got on our roast beef in the little English restaurant, just because
I like English mustard?"

"Yes, I remember it very well, and I also remember lots of other things
at Fontainbleu besides the mustard."

Mrs. Green blushed such a lovely pink at her husband's words that we
longed to hear what he did remember.

"Kent is my brother--Kent Brown."

"Oh! Oh!" tweedled the twins. "Are you Molly Brown of Kentucky?"

"Yes, I was Molly Brown of Kentucky."

"And did you go to Wellington?" I asked.

"Yes, and I still go there, as my husband has the chair of English at
Wellington."

"Girls! Girls! To think of our meeting Molly Brown of Kentucky! We have
been hearing of you all winter from our teacher of English at Gresham,
Miss Ball."

"Mattie Ball! I have known her since my freshman year at college. Edwin,
you remember Mattie Ball, do you not?"

"Of course I do. An excellent student! She had as keen an appreciation
of good literature as anyone I know of."

"She used to tell us that she owed everything she knew to her professor
of English at Wellington," said Dee, who knew how to say the right thing
at the right time, and Professor Green's pleased countenance was proof
of her tact.

Then Mrs. Green had to hear all about Miss Ball and the fire at Gresham,
which Tweedles related with great spirit, laying rather too much stress
on my bravery in arousing the school.

"I deserve no more credit than did the geese whose hissing aroused the
Romans in ancient times," I declared. "Why don't you tell them how you
got Miss Plympton out of the window in her pink pajamas?"

The Greens laughed so heartily at our adventures that we were spurred on
to recounting other happenings, telling of the many scrapes we had got
ourselves in. Claire listened in open-eyed astonishment.

"It must be lovely to go to boarding-school," she said wistfully.

"It sounds lovelier than it is. We tell about the scrapes and the fun,
but there are lots of times when it is nothing but one stupid thing
after another. It's lots lovelier just to be at home with your father."

Claire shook her head doubtfully, and, remembering her father, we did
not wonder at her differing with Dum.

"I have always held that home was the place for girls until they were
old enough for college," said Mrs. Green. "That is, if they mean to go
to college."

"But we don't!"

Zebedee and Professor Green had walked on ahead. Louis was sticking
close to Dee, so close that Dum whispered to me that he must think she
had him on a leash. Claire and Dum and I were having the pleasure of
flocking around Mrs. Green.

"You see, we haven't got a piece of mother among us, and we had to go
somewhere, as Zebedee--that's our father, you know--had his hands so
full of us he couldn't ply his trade of getting out newspapers. Dee and
I are some improved since we first were sent off to school, and now that
Gresham is burned, we don't want to break into a new school. I tell you,
it is some job to break into a school. Page Allison lives in the
country, and she had to go to boarding-school or not at all."

"Well, why don't you go to college now? Wellington would just suit you,
I am sure."

"Somehow I have never been crazy to go to college. I want to do
something else. You see, I want to model. I feel as though I just had to
get my hands in clay and form things out of it."

"And you?" said the sweet young woman, turning to me.

This Molly Brown of Kentucky certainly had the charm of sympathy. You
found yourself telling her all kinds of things that you just couldn't
help telling her. She seemed so interested, and her eyes were so blue
and so true.

"Oh, I mean to be a writer!" I blurted out. "That's the reason I don't
want to go to college. If I am going to write, I had better just write,
I think, and not wear myself to a frazzle over higher mathematics."

"That's the way I used to feel. The only good I could ever get out of
that hated study was just knowing I had done my best. My best seemed so
feeble by the side of the real mathematicians that it was a constant
mortification to me. I used to call mathematics my hair shirt. No matter
how well I got along in other things, I was always conscious of a kind
of irritation that I was going to fail in that. I just did squeeze
through in the end, and that was by dint of wet towels around my head
and coaching and encouragement from my friends. I think it is quite
natural to dislike a subject that always makes you appear at your worst.
Certainly we are not fond of people who put us in that position!"

I might have known our new friend would hate mathematics. I have never
yet been attracted very much by any woman who did get along very well in
it, except, of course, Miss Cox. I don't mean to say that female
mathematicians cannot be just as lovely and charming as any other
females, but I mean that I have never hit it off with them, somehow.

"What are you going to write?" asked Claire.

"Write short stories and long novels, when I find myself. I'm still
flopping around in a sea of words. Don't you write, Mrs. Green? It seems
to me Miss Ball said you did."

"Yes, I write a little--that is, I write a lot, but I have published
only a little. I send and send to magazine after magazine. Every mail
is an event to me--either it brings back a manuscript or it doesn't
bring one, and sometimes it brings an acceptance slip, and then I carry
on like one demented. Edwin says he is jealous of the postman and wishes
Uncle Sam would have women deliver the mail."

"It must be wonderful to get into a magazine. My only taste of it is
seeing myself in print in our school paper. Don't you write poetry, Mrs.
Green?"

"Well, I have melted into verse, but I think prose is more in my line.
The first money I ever made was a prize for a real estate advertisement
in poetry, and of course after that I thought that I must 'lisp in
numbers' on all occasions; but it was always lisping. And you--do you
write poetry, too?"

"Yes, she does," broke in Dum; "and Zebedee thinks it is bully poetry.
He said he was astonished that she could do it. And he is a newspaper
writer and knows."

"I am sure he does. Some day we will have a tournament of poetry, and
you will show me yours and I will show you mine. And you, Miss Gaillard?
Are you counting upon going to college?"

Mrs. Green turned to Claire, who had been very quiet as we strolled
along Church Street, on our way to Washington Park, which is a small
enclosure by the City Hall.

"Oh, no, I--I will not pursue my studies any more. I keep house for my
father, who does not approve of higher education for women," and the
girl sighed in spite of herself. "I could not go, anyhow," she
continued, "as Louis and papa need me at home."

Not one word of lack of money, which we knew was an insurmountable
obstacle with the Gaillards, but I believe a Charlestonian would as soon
speak of lack of ancestry as lack of money. Money is simply something
they don't mention except in the bosom of the family. They don't mention
ancestry much, either; not nearly as much as Virginians do. They seem to
take for granted that anyone they are on speaking terms with must be
well born or how did they get to be on speaking terms?

The Gaillards left us at Washington Park as Claire thought she must
hurry back to her papa, who no doubt by that time was in a fret and a
fume over her long, unexplained absence. Mr. Gaillard was the type of
man who thought a woman's place was in her home from morning until
night, and any little excursion she might make from her home must be in
pursuit of his, the male's, happiness. Claire promised to see the Misses
Laurens and find out from them if we could get board in their very
exclusive home. Louis asked to be allowed to take us to other points of
interest on the morrow, and with feelings of mutual esteem we parted.




CHAPTER X

THE HEAVENLY VISION


That little park in the heart of Charleston is a very delightful spot.
It is a tiny park, but every inch of it seems teeming with interest,
historical and poetical. In the center is the shaft erected by the
Washington Light Infantry to their dead in '61-'65. The obelisk is in
three sections of granite, representing the three companies. On the
steps of the square pedestal are cut the twelve great battles of the
war.

Zebedee dared us to recite them, but we fell down most woefully, except
Dum, who named all but Secessionville.

Little darkies were playing on the steps, running around the shaft and
shouting with glee as they bumped their hard heads together and rolled
down the steps.

"Black rascals!" exclaimed Zebedee. "If it had not been for you, that
monument need never have been erected."

But the little imps kept up their game with renewed glee, hoping to
attract the attention of the tourists. Tourists were simply made of
pennies, in the minds of the Charleston pickaninnies. Seeing we had
noticed them, they flocked to where we had settled ourselves on some
benches facing the monument and began in their peculiar South Carolina
lingo to demand something of us--what it was it took some penetration to
discover. There were five of them, about the raggedest little monkeys I
ever saw. Their clothes stayed on by some miracle of modesty, but every
now and then a streak of shiny black flesh could be glimpsed through the
interstices. (I got that word from Professor Green, which I put down in
my notebook for safekeeping.)

"Do' white fo'ks wan' we-all sin' li'l' song?"

"What?" from all of us.

"Sin' li'l' song! La, la, la, tim chummy loo!" and the blackest and
sassiest and most dilapidated of them all opened his big mouth with its
gleaming teeth and let forth a quaint chant.

"Oh, sing us a little song?" and we laughed aloud.

"Why, yes, we do," assented Professor Green, "but don't get too close.
The acoustics would be better from a short distance, I am sure."

"Edwin is enough of a Yankee not to like darkies coming too close,"
laughed Mrs. Green. "You know a Northerner's interest in the race is
purely theoretical. When it comes right down to it, we Southerners are
the only ones who really understand them. I remember what one of the
leaders of the negroes said: 'A Northerner loves the negro but has no
use for a nigger, while a Southerner can't stand the negro but will do
anything on earth for a nigger.'"

"That's right, I believe," said Zebedee; "but I must say I agree with
Doctor Green, and think under the circumstances that a short distance
will help the acoustics."

The five song birds formed a half-circle a few feet from us, and, led by
the sassy black one, poured forth their souls in melody. The leader
seemed to be leader because he was the only one with shoes on. His shoes
were ladies' buttoned shoes, much too long and on the wrong feet, which
gave their proud possessor a peculiar twisted appearance. Having good
black legs of his own, he needed no stockings.

"It must be a great convenience to be born with black legs," sighed Dee.
"You can go bare-legged when you've a mind to, and if you should be so
prissy as to wear stockings, when they get holes in them they wouldn't
show."

The following is the song that the little boys sang, choosing it
evidently from a keen sense of humor and appreciation of fun:

          "How yer git on wid yer washin'?
             'Berry well,' yer say?
           Better charge dem Yankee big price
             Fo' dey gits away.
           Dey is come hyar fer de wedder,
             Pockets full ob money.
           Some one got ter do dey washin',
             Glad it's me, my honey.
           Wen I ca'y in de basket,
             Eb'y week I laff
           Des ter see dem plunkin' out
             Dollah an' a ha'f.
           Co'se I ain't cha'ge home fo'ks dat,
             Eben cuff an' collah,
           Tro' in wid dey udder clo's--
             All wash fer a dollah.
           Soon de Yankees will be gone,
             An' jes de po' fo'ke here;
           Cha'ge dem, honey, all yer kin
             Ter las' yer trou' de year."

When they finished this song, which was given in a high, peculiar,
chanting tune, the little boy of the shoes began to dance, cutting the
pigeon wing as well as it had ever been done on a vaudeville stage, I am
sure, while the other four patted with such spirit and in such excellent
time that Zebedee got up and danced a little _pas seul_, and Mrs. Green
declared it was all she could do to keep from joining him.

"I learned to jig long before I did to waltz," she said, "and I find
myself returning to the wild when I hear good patting."

"So did I," I said; "Tweedles can pat as well as a darky. We will have a
dancing match some day, too."

The minstrels were remunerated beyond their dreams of avarice, and
cantered off joyfully to buy groun'-nut cakes from the old mauma on the
corner, where she sat with her basket of goodies on her lap, waving her
palmetto fan, between dozes, to scare away the flies.

"Who's the old cove over there with the Venus de Milo effect of arms?"
asked Zebedee, pointing to a much-mutilated statue near the Meeting
Street entrance of the park.

"Why, that's William Pitt. Louis Gaillard told me we would find it
here," explained Dee. "He said it was erected in seventeen-sixty-nine by
the citizens of Charleston in honor of his promoting the repeal of the
Stamp Act. His arm got knocked off by a cannon ball in the siege of
Charleston."

"This over here is Valentine's bust of Henry Timrod," called Dum from a
very interesting-looking bronze statue that had attracted her artistic
eye all the time the little nigs were singing.

"Timrod! Oh, Edwin, he is the one I am most interested in in all South
Carolina," and Mrs. Green joined Dum to view the bust from all angles.
Of course, all of us followed.

"'Through clouds and through sunshine, in peace and in war, amid the
stress of poverty and the storm of civil strife, his soul never
faltered,'" read Mrs. Green from the inscription on the monument of one
of the truest poets of the South. "'To his poetic mission he was
faithful to the end. In life and in death he was "Not disobedient unto
the heavenly vision."'"

I whipped out my little notebook and began feverishly to copy the
tribute. I found Mrs. Green doing the same thing in a similar little
book.

"'Not disobedient to the heavenly vision'! I should like to have such a
thing on my monument. I used to think that just so I could make a lot of
money I wouldn't mind what kind of stuff I wrote; but now I do want to
live up to an ideal," she exclaimed to me. "Do you feel that way?"

"I don't know whether I do or not. I don't believe I could stand the
stress of having my manuscript rejected time after time and the storm of
returning it again and again. I am afraid I'd be willing to have written
the Elsie books just to have made as much money as they say the author
of them has made. I know that sounds pretty bad, but----"

"I understand, my dear. I fancy my feeling as I do is something that has
come to me just because the making of money is not of as much importance
to me as it used to be. There was a time in my girlhood when I would
have written Elsie books or even worse with joy just to make the money."

"I can't quite believe it. You look so spirituelle, and I believe you
have always been obedient to the heavenly vision."

"Look on this side," said my new friend, laughing and blushing in such a
girlish way that it seemed ridiculous to talk of her girlhood as though
it had passed. "This inscription is more utilitarian:

          "'This memorial has been erected with the proceeds
          of the recent sale of a very large edition of the
          author's poems, by the Timrod Memorial
          Association, of South Carolina.'

"and then:

          "'Genius, like Egypt's Monarch, timely wise,
           Erects its own memorial ere it dies.'

"Oh, Edwin, look! Here is the ode that mother sings to little Mildred,
here on the back of the monument. Mildred is my baby, you know," she
said, in explanation to us, "and mother sings the most charming things
to her."

"Please read it to us, Molly; I didn't bring my glasses."

That is what Professor Green said, but when we had known him longer we
found out he was not so very dependent on glasses that he could not read
an inscription carved in one-inch letters, but that he always made his
wife read aloud when he could. When she read poetry, it was music,
indeed. It seems he first realized what he felt for her when she read
the "Blessed Damosel" in his class at college. He had been her
instructor, as he had Miss Ball's.

"This ode of Timrod's was sung for the first time on the occasion of
decorating the graves of the Confederate dead at Magnolia Cemetery, here
in Charleston, in sixty-seven, so I am told."

No wonder Professor Edwin wanted his Molly to read the poem! Her voice
was the most wonderfully sympathetic and singularly fitted to the
reading of poetry that I have ever heard. I longed for my father to hear
her read. He could make me weep over poetry when I would go dry-eyed
through all kinds of trouble, and now Mrs. Green had the same power:

          "'Sleep sweetly in your humble graves,
             Sleep, martyrs of a fallen cause;
           Though yet no marble column craves
             The pilgrim here to pause.

          "'In seeds of laurel in the earth
             The blossom of your fame is blown,
           And somewhere, waiting for its birth,
             The shaft is in the stone!

          "'Meanwhile, behalf the tardy years
             Which keep in trust your storied tombs,
           Behold! your sisters bring their tears,
             And these memorial blooms.

          "'Small tributes! but your shades will smile
             More proudly on these wreaths today,
           Than when some cannon-moulded pile
             Shall overlook this bay.

          "'Stoop, angels, hither from the skies!
             There is no holier spot of ground
           Than where defeated valor lies,
             By mourning beauty crowned!'"

We were all very quiet for a moment and then St. Michael's bells rang
out six-thirty o'clock, and in spite of poetical emotions we knew the
pangs of hunger were due and it was time for dinner.

We were to sit together at a larger table that evening at dinner, to the
satisfaction of all of us.

"It is a mutual mash," declared Dee, when we went to our room to don
dinner clothes. "The Greens seem to like us, and don't we just adore the
Greens, though!"

"I believe I like him as much as I do her," said Dum. "Of course, he is
not so paintable. She makes me uncertain whether I want to be a sculptor
or a painter. I have been thinking how she would look in marble, and
while she has good bones, all right, and would show up fine in marble,
she would certainly lose out if she had to be pure white and could not
have that lovely flush and those blue, blue eyes and that red-gold
hair."

"I don't see why you talk about Mrs. Green's bones!" exclaimed Dee,
rather indignantly. "I can't see that her bones are the least bit
prominent."

"Well, goose, I mean her proportions. Beauty, to my mind, does not
amount to a row of pins if it is only skin deep; it's got to go clean
through to the bones."

"Well, I don't believe it. I bet you Mrs. Green's skeleton would look
just like yours or mine or Miss Plympton's or anybody else's."

"You flatter yourself."

"Well, girls," I cried, feeling that pacific intervention was in order,
"there's no way to prove or disprove except by X-ray photography so long
as we have Mrs. Green on this mundane sphere. I certainly would not have
a row over it. Mrs. Green's bones are very pleasingly covered, to my way
of thinking."

"They are beautiful bones, or their being well covered would not make
any difference. Just see here"--and Dum began rapidly sketching a skull
and then piling up hair on it and putting in a nose and lips,
etc.--"can't you see if the skull is out of proportion with a jimber jaw
and a bulging forehead that all the pretty skin on earth with hair like
gold in the sunset would not make it beautiful?"

"Well, I know one thing," put in Dee: "I know you could take a hunk of
clay and start to make a mouse and then change your mind and keep on
piling clay on, and shaping it, and patting it, and moulding it until
you had turned it into a cat. If you can do that much, I should like to
know why the Almighty couldn't do the same thing. Couldn't He start with
chunky bones, and then fill them out and mould the flesh, pinching in
here and plumping out there until He had made a tall and slender
person?"

"Dee, you make me tired--you argue like a Sunday School superintendent
who is thinking about turning into a preacher. The idea of the
Almighty's changing His mind to start out with! Don't you know that from
the very beginning of everything the Almighty has planned our
proportions, such as they are, and He would no more put a little on here
and pull a little off there than He would start to make a mouse and turn
it into a cat?"

"All right, if you think a beauty doctor can do more than the Almighty,
then I think your theology needs looking after."

"I know one thing," I said: "I know it is after seven and you will keep
your father waiting for his dinner when we already kept him waiting for
his luncheon. The Greens are to have dinner with us, and it is mighty
rude to keep them waiting."

Tweedles hurriedly got into their dinner dresses and were only ten
minutes late, after all.

"What made you girls so late?" demanded Zebedee, when we were seated
around the table, encouraging our appetites with soup, which is what the
domestic science lecturers say is all that soup does.

"We were having a discussion, Dum and I. Page was the Dove of Peace, or
we would be going it yet."

"Tell us what the discussion was about and we will forgive you," said
Professor Green.

"It was about Mrs. Green's bones," blurted out Dum.

"My bones! I thought I had them so well covered that casual observers
would not be conscious of them," laughed the beautiful skeleton, who
was radiant in a gray-blue crêpe de chine dress that either gave the
selfsame color to her eyes or borrowed it from them, one could never
make out which.

"Oh, we did not mean you were skinny," and Dum explained what the trend
of the argument had been, much to the amusement of the owner of the
bones in question and also of her husband and Zebedee.

"Miss Dum's argument reminds me of something that Du Maurier says in
that rather remarkable little book, 'Trilby,'" said Professor Green. "He
says that Trilby's bones were beautiful, and even when she was in the
last stages of a wasting disease, the wonderful proportion of her bones
kept her beautiful."

"There now, Dee, consider yourself beaten!" and Dee acknowledged her
defeat by helping Dum to the heart of the celery.

We had a merry dinner and found our new friends as interesting as they
seemed to find us. We discussed everything from Shakespeare to the
movies. Professor Green was not a bit pedagogic, which was a great
comfort. Persons who teach so often work out of hours--teach all the
time. If preachers and teachers would join a union and make a compact
for an eight-hour workday, what a comfort it would be to the community
at large!

"Edwin, Miss Allison----"

"Please call me Page!"

"Well, then, Page--it certainly does come more trippingly on my
tongue--Page is meaning to write, and she, too, is putting things down
in a notebook."

"I advised that," said Mr. Tucker. "It seems to me that if from the
beginning I had only started a notebook, I would have a valuable
possession by now. As I get older my memory is not so good."

When Zebedee talked about getting older it always made people laugh. He
sounded somehow as little boys do when they say what they are going to
do when they put on long pants. I fancy he and Professor Green were
about the same age, but he certainly looked younger. He must have been
born looking younger than ever a baby looked before, and eternal youth
was his.

"I know a man in New York, newspaper man, who began systematically
keeping a scrap-book when he was a youth. He indexed it and compiled it
with much care, and now that he is quite an old man he actually gets his
living--and a very good living at that--out of that scrap-book,"
declared Zebedee. "He has information at hand for almost any subject,
and the kind of intimate information one would not find in an
encyclopedia. He will get up an article on any subject the editors
demand, and that kind of handy man commands good pay."

"It is certainly a good habit to form if you want to do certain kinds of
writing, but it takes a very strong will for a writer of fiction who
runs a notebook not to be coerced by that notebook. I mean in this way:
make the characters do certain things or say certain things just to lead
up to some anecdote that the author happens to have heard and jotted
down in his notebook. Anecdotes in books should happen just as
naturally as they do in life: come in because there is some reason for
them. The author who deliberately makes a setting for some good story
that has no bearing on the subject-matter is a bore just as the chronic
joke-teller is. If you can see the writer leading up to a joke, can see
the notebook method too plainly, it is bad art. I'd rather have
puns--they are at least spontaneous."

"Please lend me your pencil, Zebedee," I entreated.

"What are you going to do with it?"

"Write down what Professor Green has just said in my notebook. I think
some day it may come in handy."

"You mean as a warning to all young authors?" questioned the professor.

"Oh, no, I think I may have my characters all sitting around a table at
a hotel in Charleston and gradually work up to the point and have some
one get it off."

And Mrs. Green, also an advocate of the notebook system as a memory
jogger, applauded me for my sauciness to her wise husband.




CHAPTER XI

THE GUITAR


"Page," whispered Dee to me, "do you know, I can't sleep tonight unless
I know that the awful rope hanging to that chandelier has been taken
away. I have a terrible feeling that Louis might get despondent again
and go back there and try to do the same thing. I can't call the thing
by name--it seems so horrible."

I knew that Dee was still laboring under quite a strain. During dinner
she had been very quiet, and now that we had adjourned to the pleasant
courtyard on which the dining room opened, where the gentlemen were
indulging in coffee and cigars and the rest of us were contenting
ourselves with just coffee, she seemed to be nervous and fidgety.
Zebedee noticed it, too, and every now and then I caught him watching
her with some anxiety.

To catch a young man in the nick of time and keep him from making away
with himself is cause for congratulation but not conducive to calmness,
when one happens to be only seventeen and not overly calm at that.

"Why don't you tell your father?" I whispered back.

"He'll think I am silly, and then, too, I don't want him to think that I
think Louis is likely to repeat his performance. It might give him an
idea that Louis is weak and make him lose interest in him. I don't
consider him weak, but he is so down in the mouth there is no telling
how the thing will work out. Can't you make up some plan? Couldn't we
sneak off and go down there? Would you be afraid?"

"Afraid! Me? You know I am not afraid on the street, but I must say that
old custard-colored house is some gruesome."

While I was wavering as to whether I could or couldn't go into the
deserted hotel at night with no one but Dee, Professor Green proposed
that all of us should take a walk down on the Battery.

"There is a wonderful moon rising this minute over there in the ocean
and not one soul to welcome it."

So we quickly got into some wraps, as we remembered what a breeze could
blow on the Battery, and Dee concealed under her coat her electric
flashlight and I put my scissors in my pocket.

"We can shake the crowd and get our business attended to without
anyone's being the wiser," I whispered.

A place that is ugly by day can be beautiful by moonlight, and a place
that is beautiful by day can be so wonderful by moonlight that it
positively hurts like certain strains of the violin in the "Humoresque"
or tones of a great contralto's voice. Charleston on that night was like
a dream city. We passed old St. Michael's churchyard, where the old
cedar bed loomed like a soft, dark shadow among the white tombstones.

"How it shows up even at night!" said Zebedee. "It reminds me of what a
friend of mine once said: that the way to make yourself heard in a noisy
crowd and to attract the attention of everyone is to whisper. The noisy
crowd will be quiet in a moment and everybody will try to hear what you
are saying. The low-toned whisper of that old bedstead is heard above
all the clamor of the snow-white, high-toned tombstones."

"Humph! Isn't our pa poetical tonight!" teased Dum.

"I should say I am! I bet you are, too, but you are too old to confess
it. I glory in it."

We turned down Tradd Street to Legare, which is, I fancy, the most
picturesque street in the United States. We had learned that afternoon
to pronounce Legare properly. We had naturally endeavored to give it the
finest French accent, but were quietly put on the right track by Claire
Gaillard. "Lagree" is the way, and now we aired our knowledge to the
Greens, who were pronouncing it wrong just as we had.

"Tradd Street was named for the first male child born in the Colony, so
the guide-book tells me," said Mrs. Green. "If there were any females
born, they did not see fit to commemorate the fact."

"Perhaps the early settlers did not consider the female of the race
anything to be walked on--maybe they were not the downtrodden sex that
they are in the present day. A street is no good except to walk on or
ride over, and surely a female's name would not be appropriate for such
an object. My wife is very jealous for the rights of women, whether they
be alive or dead," said Professor Green.

"They might at least name something after us besides things to eat.
Sally Lunn and Lady Baltimore cake are not much of a showing, to my
mind," laughed Mrs. Green.

"There's Elizabethan ruff, and de Medici collar, and Queen Anne cottage,
and Alice blue," I suggested.

"Yes, and Catherine wheels, and Minnie balls, and Molly-coddles----"

"I give up! I give up! I was thinking of Charleston and the first male
baby."

And so we chatted on as we turned the corner into Legare. We soon came
to the beautiful Smyth gateway and then to the Simonton entrance. They
vie with each other in beauty of design. The shutters of all the houses
on the street were tightly closed, although it was a very mild evening,
but we could hear light laughter and gay talk from some of the walled
gardens; and occasionally through the grilles we caught glimpses of
girls in light dresses seated on garden benches among the palmettos and
magnolias, their attendant swains behaving very much as attendant swains
might behave in more prosaic surroundings.

"I can't think of the girls who live in these walled gardens as ever
being dressed in anything but diaphanous gauze, playing perhaps with
grace hoops or tossing rose leaves in the air," said the professor. "It
seems like a picture world, somehow."

"Yes, but behind the picture no doubt there is a dingy canvas and even
cobwebs, and maybe it is hung over an ugly old scar on the paper and has
to stay there to hide the eye-sore--there might even be a stovepipe hole
behind it," I said, sadly thinking of the Gaillards and how picturesque
they were and what sad things there were in their lives.

"Mercy, how forlorn we are!" exclaimed Zebedee. "Let's cheer up and
merrily sing tra-la! Right around the corner here on King Street is the
old Pringle House. They say there has been more jollity and revel in
that mansion than almost anywhere in the South."

The Pringle House looked very dignified and beautiful in the mellow
light that the moon cast over it. It is of very solid and simple design,
with broad, hospitable door and not quite so formidable a wall as some
of its neighbors; at least one can see the entrance without getting in a
flying machine.

"Ike Marvel was married in that front parlor there--the room to the
right, I believe it was," said Professor Green. "I wonder if he wrote
his 'Reveries of a Bachelor' before or after the ceremony?"

"I'd like to get in there and poke around," I sighed.

"And so should I," chimed in Mrs. Green. "I am sure it is full of
possible plots and counterplots for you and me, my dear."

"Do you young ladies know where the Misses Laurens live?" questioned the
professor. "We might take a view of our possible abode as 'paying
guests' and see how it looks by moonlight."

And so we left the Pringle House and wended our way back to Meeting
Street, where we had only that morning seen the pale, sad ladies buying
ten cents' worth of shrimps and regretting that they were not as big as
lobsters. We hoped when they got the paying guests they would not be
quite so economical in their purchases.

The house was still and dark except for a gleam of light from an upper
chamber.

"A wax candle, I'll be bound, in an old silver candlestick!" I thought.

The unpainted board gates were uncompromisingly ugly by moonlight as
well as by day; but the old house with its long galleries and chaste
front door was even more beautiful.

"Oh, Edwin, do you think we will really get into that house? It is to me
even lovelier than the much-vaunted Pringle place. But how sad about
these gates! They look so new and ugly."

"Page has a lovely story she has made up about the gates," said Dum. Dee
was still quiet, with little to say on that moonlight walk. "She is sure
the pale old ladies sold them for a fabulous sum to some rich Yankee.
She also says she knows the younger and less pale of the old ladies used
to kiss her beau through the grille of the old wrought-iron gate----"

"Beau! Why, Dum Tucker, I never used such a word in connection with an
inmate of this old aristocratic mansion! I said lover. Beau, indeed! I
should as soon think of saying she was chewing gum or doing something
else equally plebeian."

"Hush! Listen! I hear a guitar," from Zebedee.

From the stillness of the garden behind the high brick wall where the
ugly board gate flaunted its newness we could hear the faint twanging of
a guitar. It sounded faint and cracked, but very sweet and true, and
then a plaintive old soprano voice began to sing. We were afraid to
breathe or move. It had the quality of a lunar rainbow it was once my
joy and privilege to behold: a reflection of a reflection, the raindrops
reflecting the moon, the moon reflecting the sun. I can give no idea of
that experience without repeating the song she sang. I could not
remember it, and had never seen it in print, but Professor Green, who
seemed to be a person who knew many things worth while knowing, told us
it was a poem of Dinah Maria Mulock Craik's, called "In Our Boat." He
sent me a copy of it after we got back to Richmond:

          "'Stars trembling o'er us and sunset before us,
             Mountains in shadow and forests asleep;
           Down the dim river we float on forever,
             Speak not, ah, breathe not--there's peace on the deep.

          "'Come not, pale sorrow, flee till tomorrow;
             Rest softly falling o'er eyelids that weep;
           While down the river we float on forever,
             Speak not, ah, breathe not--there's peace on the deep.

          "'As the waves cover the depths we glide over,
             So let the past in forgetfulness sleep,
           While down the river we float on forever,
             Speak not, ah, breathe not--there's peace on the deep.

          "'Heaven shine above us, bless all that love us;
             All whom we love in thy tenderness keep!
           While down the river we float on forever,
             Speak not, ah, breathe not--there's peace on the deep.'"

Nobody said a word. We softly crept down the street.

"Now you understand how we happened to listen when Claire and her father
were talking," I whispered to Zebedee. "It seemed no more real than this
old lady's song did."

Zebedee wiped his eyes. Of course the song and its setting had made all
the Tuckers weep. Molly Brown was not dry-eyed, and one might have spied
a lunar rainbow in my eyes, too.




CHAPTER XII

MORAL COURAGE


The Battery was wonderful, wonderful, and out of all whooping. The moon
was high up over the water, having made her début sooner than Professor
Green had calculated. The tide was coming in, or rather rolling in, and
every wave seemed to rise up to catch a little kiss from the moon. The
palmettos were, as is their way, rustling and waving their leaves like
ladies of olden times in swishing silks using their fans as practiced
flirts. The live-oaks did very well as cavaliers bending gallantly to
catch the tender nothings of the coquettes. The Spanish moss on one
particularly twisted oak hung like a great beard from the chin of some
ancient, and as the slender palmetto swayed in the breeze and waved her
tresses provokingly near, the gray beard mingled with them for a moment.

"The old rip!" exclaimed Zebedee to me.

"Why, I was just thinking that! It does look just like an old man."

Mr. Tucker and I, as no doubt I have remarked before, often came out
with exactly the same thought almost as though we were able to read each
other's minds.

"Of course she should not have led him on if she did not want to be
kissed. She certainly came very near chucking him under the chin. A girl
can't expect a man to withstand temptation forever. Just because a man
is looked upon as a gray-bearded loon is no sign he feels like one."

The others had gone on ahead and were standing under the monument of
Sergeant Jasper, who was still patiently pointing to Fort Moultrie.

"Do you think it is a girl's fault always if a man kisses her?"

"Well, no, not exactly. I certainly don't think it is a girl's fault for
being kissable--but it seems to me her instinct might tell her when she
is getting too kissable and she might--wear a veil--or do something to
protect the poor man a little."

"Why should he not put on smoked glasses or look the other way? I can't
see that it is up to the poor palmetto."

"Perhaps you are right," he said, more soberly, it seemed to me, than
the conversation warranted. "I am going to Columbia tomorrow," rather
sullenly.

"Are you, really? Tweedles and I are going to miss you terribly. We do
wish you didn't have to go."

"'We'! Can't you ever say I? Do you have to lump yourself with Dum and
Dee about everything?"

What a funny, cross Zebedee this was! I looked at him in amazement. He
was quite wild-eyed, with a look on his face that was new to me. If I
had not known that he was a teetotaler, or almost one, I might have
thought he had been drinking. I must have presented a startled
appearance, for in a moment he pulled himself together.

"Excuse me, Page! I think the moon must have gone to my head. The full
moon makes me act queer sometimes, anyhow. You have heard of persons
like that, haven't you? That's where lunatic got its name--Luna, the
moon, you know," he rattled on at a most astonishing pace. "How old do
you reckon Mrs. Green is? She looks very young. Do you think Professor
Green is as old as I am?"

"Older, I should think; but then he is so--so--high-foreheaded it makes
him look older."

"He was her teacher at college, so they tell me. She must have been
quite young when he first knew her."

"Yes, she was only sixteen when she entered Wellington, I believe."

"They seem very happy," with a deep sigh that made me feel so sorry for
him.

"He must be thinking of his little Virginia," I thought. She had lived
only a year after her marriage and had been only nineteen when she
died--he only a year or so older. "I suspect the moonlight reminds him
of her. I know he did not mean to pick me up so sharply, and I am just
not going to notice it."

Dee, who was biding her time hoping to get the crowd settled somewhere
so we could slip off to the custard-colored hotel, now called to us to
see the bust of William Gilmore Simms, and to tell her father about the
nice, aristocratic old policeman who had so enthralled us by reciting
the "Grape-Vine Swing" that morning.

Finally, with much maneuvering on her part, everyone was seated on some
benches looking out over the water, with a clump of palmettos protecting
them from the wind and at the same time hiding the road to the old house
on the corner. Professor Green and Zebedee had entered into an amicable
discussion of the political situation, and Mrs. Green was in the midst
of an anecdote about her friend and sister-in-law, Judy Kean, now Mrs.
Kent Brown, an anecdote told especially for Dum's benefit, since it was
of art and artists.

"Now's the time! Hurry!" whispered Dee.

In a moment we had slipped away and were sprinting along the walk to the
custard-colored house. It was not much of a run, about two city blocks,
I fancy, and we did it in an incredibly short time.

The old house looked very peaceful and still from without, but as we
entered the door we found that, as was its habit, a wind was imprisoned
in its walls and was whistling dolorously. The moonlight flooded the
hall and stairs, making it quite light. Dee clutched my hand, and we
went up those steps very quietly and quickly, through the bridal chamber
and on into the corridor beyond, on which the numbered doors opened.

No. 13 was open! We paused for a moment as we approached it. Hark!
Certainly there was someone in the room. It seemed to me as though I
weighed a million pounds and had only the strength of a kitten.
Fascinated, we crept closer, although I do not see how the kitten in me
lifted the great weight I felt myself to have. There was a dim light in
the room from a small kerosene lantern. Louis Gaillard was there,
standing tiptoe upon the pile of bricks. Was he trying to fit that awful
noose around his neck again? I felt like screaming as Dee had in the
morning, but no sound would come from my dry throat.

Louis' face, that could be seen in the light of the lantern, did not
look like the face of one who meant to make away with himself. There was
purpose in it, but it was the purpose of high resolve. Grasping the rope
as high up as he could with one hand, with the other he gave it a sharp
cut with a knife. Dee and I leaned against each other for support. The
rope was down, and now the thing for us to do was get out of that
building as fast as we could. Louis must never know we had been there.
We blessed the wind, which made such a noise rattling the shutters and
streamers of hanging wall paper that the boy remained absolutely
unconscious of our presence. He had begun to destroy the pile of bricks
as we crept away, taking them carefully back to the hearth where he had
found them.

We sailed down the steps of that old hotel as hungry boarders might have
done in days gone by "when they heard the dinner bell." We were out on
the sea-wall and racing back to our friends before Louis had finished
with the bricks, I am sure.

"Page," panted Dee, "don't you think Louis had lots of moral courage to
go back there where he had so nearly come to grief and take down that
rope and unpile those bricks?"

"Courage! I should say he had! I was nearly scared to death when I saw
him there, weren't you?"

"I have never gone through such a moment in my life. It was worse than
this morning, because this morning I did not know what to expect, while
tonight I almost knew what was coming--the worst. When I saw the lantern
and realized Louis was there, I could almost see him with the noose
around his neck!"

Dee shivered and drew her coat more closely around her. Her face looked
pale and pinched in the moonlight, while I was all in a glow from our
race along the sea-wall.

"Dee, I believe you are all in."

"Oh, I'm all right--just a bit cold."

"All right, much! You are having a chill this very minute--you are,
Dee--a nervous chill, and no wonder!"

We had been gone such a short time that no one seemed to have missed us.
Professor Green was still on the subject of initiative and referendum,
and Mrs. Green had just finished a thrilling tale of art students' life
in Paris when we sank on the bench beside them. Dee was shaking like an
aspen, although she still insisted there was nothing the matter.

"Zebedee, Dee must go home immediately. She is sick, I believe."

"Dee sick?" and he sprang to his feet. "What's the matter with you,
honey? Where do you feel sick? What hurts you?"

"Nothing! Oh, nothing!" and poor Dee's overwrought nerves snapped and
she went off into as nice a fit of hysterics as one could find outside
of a big boarding-school for girls.

"Dee, Dee, please tell me what is the matter!" begged her frantic
father.

"She can't talk, but I can! She must go home and be put to bed. She has
had too much excitement for one day."

"Where have you and she just been?" rather sternly, while Dee sobbed on
with occasional giggles, Mrs. Brown and Dum taking turns patting her.

"We have been back to the custard-colored house," I faltered.

"Oh, you little geese! What did you want there, please?"

"Dee could not sleep until she knew the rope was cut from the
chandelier. We went back to cut it down."

"Oh, I see. Did you cut it down?"

"No; Louis was there cutting it down when we got there. We didn't let
him see us. But at first when we saw him we thought--we
thought--maybe--he--he----" I could go no further. I could not voice our
apprehensions before the Greens, who knew nothing of our experience of
the morning.

"You poor babies! Why didn't you ask me to attend to it?"

"I wanted to, but Dee said you might think it was silly of us; and then
she did not want you to think that maybe Louis was not trustworthy. She
felt he needed all the friends he had--not to lose any."

"Loyal old Dee! Now, honey baby, you put your arm around me and I'll put
my arm around you, and we will get over to the King Street car and be
back to the hotel in a jiffy. The rest of you can walk, if you want to."

None of us wanted to, as we felt some uneasiness about Dee, although she
had calmed down to an occasional sob that might pass for a hiccough. We
piled on the trolley and were back at the hotel in short order.

The good breeding of the Greens was very marked during this little
mix-up. Never once by word or look did they show the slightest curiosity
as to what we were talking about. They were kind and courteous and
anxious to help Dee have her chill and get over the hysterics, but that
was all.

"Hadn't I better get a doctor for Dee?" poor Zebedee inquired, almost
distracted, as he always was when one of his girls had anything the
matter.

"I really do not think so," said Mrs. Green. "If you will let me take
Dee in charge, I am sure I can pull her through. Doctor McLean, at
Wellington, complains that I have lessened his practice by taking charge
of so many cases where a doctor is not really needed."

"You had better trust her, Tucker; she has healing in her wings."
(Professor Green and Zebedee had sealed their rapidly growing friendship
by calling each other Green and Tucker.) Tweedles always said that no
one ever called their father Mr. Tucker longer than twenty-four hours
unless he got to acting Mr. Tuckerish.

So Mrs. Green came to our room and had Dee in bed after a good hot bath
and a dose of aromatic spirits of ammonia. She brought her own hot-water
bag and put it to her feet, and then, tucking her in, gave her a
motherly kiss. As she was certainly not very much older than we were, I
might have said big-sisterly, but there is a difference, and that kiss
was motherly. I know it was because I got one, too, and it seemed to me
to be the female gender of the kind father gives to me, only on rare
occasions, however, as we are not a very kissy family.

"Now, dear, you must go to sleep and not dream even pleasant dreams.
Don't dream at all."

And our kind friend prepared to leave us.

"Well, I feel fine now--but--but--I can't go to sleep until I tell you
all about Louis and what happened today."

"But, my dear, you need not tell me. I think you must be quiet now. You
see, I told your father I would be the doctor, and I must not let you do
things to excite you. Talking about a trying experience would be the
worst thing in the world for you."

"But I have been thinking it all over and I feel that you and Professor
Green would be the ones of all others to take an interest in Louis and
advise what to do about him."

"All right--in the morning!"

"No! Tonight. I want you to talk it over with your husband tonight."

"If you feel that way about it, just shut your eyes and go to sleep; Dum
and I will do the telling without your assistance," I said; and Dee, who
was in the last stages of exhaustion, gave in and was asleep almost
before we got the light off.

Dum and I followed Mrs. Green to her room, where we told her the whole
frightful business. She was all interest and solicitude.

"The poor boy! I just know Edwin will think of something to do for him.
Although Edwin has taught girls always, he does understand boys
thoroughly. If we can get board with the Laurens ladies we will be quite
near Louis and his sister, and as we get to know them we can find out
how to help the boy without hurting his pride. I think all of you girls
have shown the 'mettle of the pasture' in the way you have grappled with
this very trying occasion."

"'Twas Dee! She thought of asking Louis to lunch and everything. Dee has
so much heart, I wonder she is not lop-sided," said Dum, who was as
upset as Zebedee over Dee's going to pieces. "You see, Dee and I have
lots of fusses, but it is almost always my fault, because I am so mean.
Dee is the most wonderfullest person in the world."

Mrs. Green smiled and hugged the enthusiastic Dum.

"Yes, I know what a sister can be. My sister, Mildred, is not my twin in
reality, but the Siamese twins cannot be closer than we are in spirit. I
hardly ever see her now, either, as she lives in the northwest and I am
at Wellington all winter and in Kentucky in the summer. Fortunately,
love can work by wireless at any distance, so absence does not affect
our affection for each other."

We told our lovely lady good night, and then it was she gave us the
selfsame kind of kiss she had given Dee.

"Doesn't it seem ridiculous that we have known her only since this
afternoon? I feel as though I had known her all my life. If I go to New
York to study at the League, she is going to have me meet her
sister-in-law, Mrs. Kent Brown. She is the one Miss Ball told us about
who got in such funny scrapes at college--you remember, Judy Kean, who
dyed her hair black?"

Dum and I were in the elevator, on our way downstairs to hunt up Zebedee
to tell him how Dee was faring. We found him in the lobby, still talking
to Professor Green. He was greatly relieved that Dee was herself again,
and I assured him that by morning she would be better than herself.

"I have been telling Green all about that poor Louis Gaillard," he
confessed. "I did not feel it to be a breach of confidence, after the
way Dee had flopped, letting the cat out of the bag half-way, anyhow;
besides, I want him to talk the matter over with his wife. I feel that
perhaps they will know how to help the boy."

"Molly will, I feel sure. She always sees some way to help."

Dum and I burst out laughing at Professor Green's words.

"That is just what she said about you," I laughed. "Dee wanted us to
tell her all about Louis so she could talk it over with you, thinking
there might be something you could suggest about helping him, and she
said: 'Edwin will think of something to do for him. He understands boys
thoroughly, if he does teach girls.'"

And so ended our first day in Charleston. What a day it had been! Rain
and sunshine, wind and moonlight, poetry and prose, fiction and fact! A
young life saved, and friendship born! Dee going off in hysterics, and
Dum and I so tired at last that we could hardly crawl back into the
elevator to be borne to our room!

We found Dee sleeping like a baby, and in five minutes we were sleeping
like two more babies. I wonder if Louis Gaillard slept.




CHAPTER XIII

ENGAGING BOARD


Whether Louis slept or not on that night after his near-extinction, he
was with us early the next morning to bring the glad news that the
Misses Laurens would consent to receive us in their home. The Greens
were as delighted as we were. Zebedee was to take the first available
train to Columbia, and as Professor Green had some important mail to get
off, arrangements were left to the females. We were to call on the
Misses Laurens at eleven o'clock, accompanied by Claire Gaillard.

"Just to think that we are actually going to live in that old house!"
exclaimed Mrs. Green, who was quite as enthusiastic over anything that
pleased her as any of us girls. "Do you think we can ever know the one
who sang, well enough to ask her to sing to us?"

"I doubt it!" from Dum. "If they are as top-loftical in their home as
they were in the bus the other morning, I doubt their even speaking to
us. But I want to see their furniture and portraits whether they speak
to us or not. I bet that house is just running over with beautiful
things."

Claire, whom we picked up at her home on the way to the Misses Laurens',
endeavored to prepare us for the stilted dignity of our prospective
hostesses. We had seen them in the bus and knew how they could conduct
themselves; but we had also seen them haggling for shrimps, so we knew
they had their weaknesses; and we had heard one of them sing, and knew
that she at least had a heart.

In answer to the bell, which, by the way, was the old-fashioned pulling
kind that made a faint jangle 'way off in the most remote end of the
house, a gawky, extremely black girl opened the door that led from the
street to a great long porch or gallery. Steps from this porch led to a
tangled old garden with palmettos and magnolias shading the walks, sadly
neglected and grass-grown, that wound around flower beds long since
given over to their own sweet will. A fat stone Cupid, heavily draped in
cumbersome stone folds, was in the act of shooting an iron arrow at a
snub-nosed Psyche some ten feet from him. There was a sun-dial in the
center of the garden, and every now and then one spied an old stone
bench, crumbling and moss-grown, through the tangle of vines and shrubs.

"Oh!" came from all of us with one accord. It was very lovely and very
pathetic, this old garden, so beautiful and so neglected and gone to
seed!

"Louis is wild to restore it," whispered Claire. "You know, he can do
the most wonderful things with a garden."

We did know, having peeped into their garden so rudely the day before,
but we kept very quiet about that.

The gawky black girl plunged ahead of us and ushered us into the house
door. This door was smaller than the one on the street, but followed the
same chaste style of architecture. The hall was astonishingly narrow,
but the room we were told to "Jes' go in an' res' yo'se'fs in yander!"
we found to be of fine proportions, a lofty, spacious room.

The fiddle-backed chairs and the spindle-legged tables and claw-footed
sofas in that room would have driven a collector green with envy.
Curtains hung at the windows that were fit for bridal veils, so fine
they were and so undoubtedly real. The portraits that lined the walls
were so numerous and so at home that somehow I felt it an impertinence
that I, a mere would-be boarder, should look at them. They belonged and
I didn't, and if by good luck I could obtain an introduction to them,
then I might make so bold as to raise my eyes to them, but not before.

There was a dim, religious light in the room, and the portraits, many of
them needing varnishing and cleaning, had almost retired into their
backgrounds. They peered out at us in some indignation, those great
soldiers and statesmen, those belles and beauties. I don't know why it
is that ancestors always attained eminence and were great whatever they
tried to do, while descendants have to struggle along in mediocrity, no
matter how hard they try.

The Misses Laurens glided into the room, and Claire introduced us. I
don't know how the girl had accounted for her acquaintance with us.
Perhaps she had not been compelled to account at all. We were received
with courtesy but with a strange aloofness that made me feel as though I
had just had the pleasure of being presented to one of the portraits,
not real flesh and blood. Arabella and Judith were their names. To our
astonishment the elder, Miss Arabella, turned out to be the sentimental
one with the voice, while Miss Judith, the younger, was the sterner of
the two and evidently the prime mover in this business of taking "paying
guests." Usually it is the younger sister who goes off to romance and
the elder who is more practical; at least, it is that way in fiction.

"We have come to you, hoping you will take us to"--Mrs. Green, who was
spokesman for us, faltered; could she say "board" to those two?
Never!--"will let us come to stay with you." That was better.

"We shall be very pleased to offer you the hospitality of our home
during your stay in Charleston," from Miss Judith.

"Yes, we Charlestonians are always sorry when guests to our city have to
accept entertainment at a hostelry," fluttered Miss Arabella. "For a
long time the better element of our community was greatly opposed to the
establishment of such places. We argued that when visitors came to
Charleston, if they were distinguished and worthy they should be
entertained in private homes; and if they were not distinguished and not
worthy, we did not care for them to sojourn here under any
circumstances."

"We are a party of six," continued Mrs. Green, doing her best to be
businesslike in the interview. "My husband and I, these three young
ladies, and Mr. Tucker, the father of these two," indicating Tweedles,
who were breathing heavily, a sure sign of laughter that must come
sooner or later. "Mr. Tucker is now in Columbia," she went on to
explain, "but will shortly return."

"We shall be pleased to see him whenever his affairs permit him to leave
the capital of our State."

"You will have room, then, for all of us?"

"Certainly; we have entertained as many as twenty guests quite often.
Not recently; but we still can accommodate that number without
inconvenience or crowding."

Miss Judith was spokesman now, while Miss Arabella glided from the room.
In a moment the ungainly girl who had opened the door came in, evidently
in response to a signal from the mistress, bearing a silver tray with a
Bohemian glass decanter and beautiful glasses with slender stems and a
plate of wafers that were so thin and delicate one could easily have
eaten a barrel of them without feeling stuffed.

"That will do, Dilsey," said Miss Judith, evidently knowing better than
to trust the handmaiden, who certainly had the appearance of what Mammy
Susan called "a corn fiel' nigger," with the rare old Bohemian glass.
Miss Judith served us herself to apricot cordial, the most delicious
thing I ever tasted. "We brewed it ourselves from a recipe that has been
in our family for centuries," she said, with the simplicity that one
might use in saying "like the pies mother used to make."

Still there was no talk of terms or question of our viewing our rooms.
Such things are not discussed with guests. The guests are simply given
the best the house affords, and of course are too well-bred to do
anything but be pleased.

"When may we come?" ventured Dum.

"At any time that suits your convenience."

"After luncheon today, then, will be a good time," suggested Mrs. Green,
and I thought the two ladies breathed a small sigh of relief. Maybe they
thought the Philistines were already upon them and come to stay.

"We three girls can sleep in one room!" I exclaimed, not having opened
my mouth before except to take in the cordial and wafers. My voice
sounded strange and harsh to me, somehow.

"We are under no necessity for crowding," quietly from Miss Judith, who
looked at me, I thought, in disapproval. What business was it of guests
to dictate to the hostess what their sleeping arrangements should be? I
subsided.

"You will have your boxes sent when it suits you. I am sorry we have no
one to send for them." A boarding-house keeper to send for your luggage!
What next?

There seemed no reason to linger longer since the ladies made no move to
show us the rooms we were to occupy, and we all of us felt that to
mention money would be too brutal. Mrs. Green rose to take leave, and
all of us followed suit.

"We will return at about four, if that is convenient."

"We shall be pleased to see you at any time."

We bowed, the ladies bowed, and the portraits seemed to incline their
painted heads a bit.

Dilsey was standing in readiness to show us out of the street door, and
the sight of her grinning human countenance did me good. She at least
was alive.

Once on the street, we looked at one another knowingly, but the presence
of Claire barred us from saying anything. We walked the block to her
house, talking of the pleasure it would be to be so near her, and
expressing to her our appreciation of the trouble she had taken to place
us with her friends.

"Oh, we are too delighted to have you near," she declared. "Louis and I
can talk of nothing else. Of course we are hoping to see a great deal of
you."

We wondered if the pompous old father seconded this, and how the young
Gaillards would get by with us. We were not, according to his ideas,
desirable acquaintances. At least we fancied we would not be. Surely,
however, Mrs. Green could pass muster anywhere.

"Louis wants to take you to see the old oak in Magnolia Cemetery just as
soon as you feel like going."

"Oh, we couldn't go to a cemetery without Zebedee," declared Dee. "He
loves them so!"

"Well, how about the Magnolia Gardens this afternoon? He is eager to be
your guide there as well."

"Is that where the azaleas are so beautiful?" asked Dum.

"Yes, and they are just right to see now. I hear they were never more
beautiful than now."

"See them without Zebedee? Never!" Dee still objected. "He adores
flowers as much as he does old tombstones."

"Well, then, Sullivan's Island, where Poe's 'Gold Bug' was written?"
laughed Claire.

"Go somewhere that is interesting on account of Edgar Allan Poe without
Zebedee! We could never be so heartless. Why, he knows Poe by heart."

"Well, Dee, I don't see any place we could go without Zebedee, according
to you, unless it is back at school or to a dry goods shop."

"Well, Virginia Tucker, we could go see some pictures or something close
by that he can run in on any time."

"Certainly you could! There's the wonderful collection of paintings at
the City Hall," suggested Claire courteously, wondering a little, no
doubt, at Dee's persistency in waiting for her father for all
sight-seeing, and at her evident impatience with Dum. When the twins
called each other Virginia and Caroline, it was, as a rule, something
quite serious. So we settled on the City Hall as entertainment for the
afternoon before our installment in our new quarters.

"Dum, I didn't mean to be grouchy," said the repentant Dee, as soon as
we got out of sight of Claire. "I was trying to head off a trip where
carfare would be necessary. You know Louis never has any money of his
own, and he would be wanting to pay for all of us, and I know would be
cut to the quick if we didn't let him. You see, Zebedee is so bumptious
he just naturally steps up and pays the fare before anybody else has
time even to dig down in their jeans."

"My husband might have held his own with Louis," suggested Mrs. Green.

"Yes, I know; I thought of that, but then I did not know whether he
would go or not. I think your husband is just lovely. I didn't mean
he'd be the kind to hang back." Dee spoke so ingenuously and sincerely
that the young wife had to forgive any fancied slight to her Edwin.

It turned out, however, that Professor Green was still writing letters,
and had decided to spend the afternoon finishing them up, so he would
not have been able to hold his own digging in his jeans. It was like Dee
to think of that matter of carfare. She had so much sympathy for the
poor and miserable of creation that she seemed to be able to put herself
in their places as it were. I fancy there is no more miserable person on
earth than a youth who aspires to be squire of dames and has no money to
pay the fare.

Professor Green was writing in the palmetto-shaded court of the hotel,
and had seen us from there as we came up the street. He begged us to
join him and tell him what success we had met with the Misses Laurens.

"Oh, Edwin, it was lovely! You never saw such a beautiful old house and
furniture. The garden is a dream, has a sun-dial and stone benches and
statues!"

"The portraits are splendid, and there was a Wedgewood pitcher on the
mantelpiece that I wouldn't trust Zebedee alone with if I were those
ladies," exclaimed Dum.

"They had a lovely cat, too; so clean and soft, and he came to me in the
friendliest way," from Dee.

"They gave us apricot cordial in Bohemian glass tumblers, and wafers you
could see through," I put in.

"Well, all this sounds fine. How about the bedrooms? Were they
attractive, too?"

"Bedrooms! We didn't see them."

"Oh, then you expect to sleep on the stone benches, perhaps."

"I wanted to ask to see them, but the ladies were so funny and stiff and
seemed to want us to pretend to be guests, so that naturally we just
pretended."

"I see. You came to terms with them, however, of course."

"Terms! You mean money terms? Why, Edwin, we could no more mention money
in their presence than we could rope in a house where the father has
been hanged."

Professor Green went off into a fit of laughter that made me think that
after all maybe he was younger than Zebedee. He kissed his wife twice
right before us and in plain view of the passersby on Meeting Street,
but he couldn't help it. She was so adorably girlish in her reasons for
engaging board from Charleston aristocrats without even seeing the
bedrooms, and with absolutely no idea of what remuneration those
unbending dames would expect.

"I did say that Tweedles and I could sleep three in a room, and I wish
you could have seen the way they jumped at me. It was Miss Judith. 'We
are under no necessity for crowding,'" I mimicked her. "I did not like
to insist, but of course I meant it might make our board a little
cheaper. If you had been there, you would have knuckled under just like
the rest of us."

"Do you think it would be wise to go without knowing? I don't want to
seem mercenary with all of you high-minded ladies, but I do think there
would be a certain satisfaction in knowing just what one was paying for
sun-dials and wafers that can be seen through."

"Well, then, you can do the asking! I can't. Was there ever a moment
when we could broach the subject, girls?"

"Never!" we chorused loyally.

"We will just go 'buying a pig in a poke,' as it were, and maybe after a
night on the garden bench I can muster up courage to ask them what I owe
them for the privilege," teased the professor.

"I don't like betting on a certainty, but I don't believe you will be
able to do it, and am willing to wager almost anything that you can't
get yourself to the point any more than we could. You might ask Miss
Arabella, but if you tackle Miss Judith and she looks at you as she did
at me when I suggested three in a room, I bet you father's copy of
Timrod's poetry that you change the subject."

"Done! I bet you the volume of J. Gordon Coogler's 'Purely Original
Verse' that I am living at the Maison Laurens on a purely business
basis within the next seven hours. I am going to settle it before
tonight."

"Will it be Miss Judith?" I asked, fearing Miss Arabella might be the
cause of my losing the Timrod poetry, which I was anxious to write
father I had found for him at the second-hand book store.

"Miss Judith and no other! I should feel very sneaky if I got my
information through the easier channel of Miss Arabella. Miss Judith,
and by seven o'clock."

"I hope we will know before Zebedee comes back," said Dee. "We shall
never hear the last of it if he finds us boarding for untold sums."

"I shall feel myself a failure as a chaperone surely," remarked Mrs.
Green.

"We think you a tremendous success," tweedled the twins.




CHAPTER XIV

THE CLERK OF THE COUNCIL


We had a wonderful time at the City Hall that afternoon with Louis. It
was quite near our hotel, so Dee's agony over Louis' feelings about
carfare was assuaged.

My idea of a City Hall had always been that it was a very ugly and stiff
place where City Fathers wrangled about sewerage and garbage
collections, and whether they should or should not open up such and such
a street or close such and such an alley,--a place where taxes were paid
or evaded, and where one kicked about the size of the gas bill.

The Charleston City Hall was quite different. There may have been places
where discontented persons contended about gas and taxes, but we did not
see them. We were told that Charleston had but recently gone through
what was a real riot on the subject of the election of the Mayor, but
there was a dignity and peace breathing from the very stones of that old
edifice that made us doubt the possibility of dissension having been
within its walls.

City Fathers could not have mentioned such a thing as sewerage and
garbage in the presence of those wonderful and august portraits and
busts. As for opening streets that never had been opened before! Why do
it? And alleys that had always been closed! Let well enough alone.

Louis Gaillard was quite a friend of the Clerk of the Council, a very
scholarly and interesting young man with a French name, who was kindness
itself in showing us the treasures of the City Hall. He knew and loved
every one of them, and Cornelia, the mother of the Gracchi, could not
have been more eloquent in praise of her jewels. He might well be proud
of them, as I doubt there being a more complete collection of things of
civic and historical interest in any City Hall in all the world,
certainly not in America.

In the Mayor's office there hung a peculiarly interesting fragment of a
painting by Sir Godfrey Kneller. It was Queen Anne's hand resting on a
crown. The rest of the picture had been cut away by some vandal after
the wonderful painting had gone through various vicissitudes during the
Revolutionary War. Queen Anne was always a dead, dull person to my mind,
and the only thing that ever interested me about her was the fact that
she did have a crown, and perhaps if the picture was to be destroyed the
crown was about the most interesting part to preserve.

I don't want to sound like a guide-book, and I am afraid I might if I
tell of all the treasures in that Council Chamber. I must mention
Trumbull's portrait of Washington, however. It is very wonderful. The
great general stands in Continental uniform by his white charger, every
inch a soldier.

"It does not look exactly like the Gilbert Stuart portraits," said Dum.

"No," explained the young man ingenuously, "Stuart painted Washington
after he had false teeth, and that changed his appearance a great deal.
This picture is valued at $100,000, but of course no money could induce
the City of Charleston to part with it."

Then there was Healy's portrait of John C. Calhoun, a wonderful
painting. Dum and Mrs. Green thought that from an artistic standpoint it
was of more value than the Trumbull portrait of Washington. I am frankly
ignorant of what is best in pictures, but I am trying to learn. I
certainly liked the Healy portrait very much, though. The hands were
wonderful, and Dum said that was a true test of painting; that if an
artist was not a top-notcher he could not draw hands, and usually made
the model sit on them or put them in his pocket, or if it happened to be
a woman, covered them up with drapery. The Clerk of the Council seemed
very much amused by Dum's remarks and delighted with her interest, and
we noticed he addressed most of his explanations to her while we trailed
along in their wake.

There was a portrait of Francis Marion which rather amused us, as he is
dressed in uniform with a brigadier general's hat. Now we all knew that
Marion never wore anything more tony than a coon skin cap, and he looked
as funny as Daniel Boone would painted in a Tuxedo with an opera hat.

Portraits of President Monroe, Andrew Jackson, Zachary Taylor, General
Moultrie, Beauregard, Wade Hampton, and five mayors who held the civic
reins of Charleston in troublous times adorn the walls. There were many
other Charlestonians of note whom their city had delighted to honor, but
I am afraid of getting too guide-booky if I dwell on them.

The cablegram Queen Victoria sent at the time of the earthquake,
expressing her sympathy for the sufferers has been carefully preserved.
It is the original autograph copy, which, together with the letters from
Mayor Courtney, Secretary of State Bayard, and E. J. Phelps, United
States Minister to the Court of St. James, which were written in regard
to obtaining the original message, are embodied in a book and handsomely
bound. The message reads:

          "To the President of the United States: I desire
          to express profound sympathy with the sufferers by
          the late earthquake, and await with anxiety
          further intelligence which, I hope, may show the
          effects to have been less disastrous than
          expected.

          (Signed) "VICTORIA, REGINA."

We took leave of the very agreeable Clerk of the Council regretfully. He
had been so pleasant, and was so interesting that we hoped we might see
him again.

"It seems a sin," sighed Dum, "to meet such a nice man as that and never
to see him again."

"I always feel that I am going to meet persons like again," said Mrs.
Green; "if not here, in the hereafter. Kindred souls must manage to get
together or 'What's a heaven for?'"

"That's the way I like to think of heaven, a place where you find the
persons you naturally like, not a place where you just naturally like
all the persons you meet. I don't see why just because you are good
enough to go to heaven you should lose all your discrimination. I could
go to heaven a million years and not like Mabel Binks. Cat!" and Dum
scowled.

"Who is Mabel Binks?" laughed Mrs. Green.

"Oh, she's a person Dee and I can't abide. Page hates her, too, only she
won't say so. She was at Gresham with us the first year we were there,
and she started in making a dead set at Zebedee and has kept it up ever
since."

"Is she pretty?"

"Oh, she's handsome enough in a kind of oochy-koochy style, but she is
too florid to suit me. There's a letter from her to Zebedee now. She's
always writing to him and trying to get him into something or other."

"How do you know it's from her?" I asked.

I was not very joyful myself when our one-time schoolmate made too free
with Mr. Tucker. I didn't really and truly think he cared a snap for
her, but I well knew how persistent effort on the part of a designing
female could eventually work wonders on the male heart.

"How do I know? I'd like to know who but Mabel Binks writes on burnt
orange paper, with brown ink, with an envelope big enough to hold all
the documents in the City Hall, and that smelling like a demonstration
counter of cheap perfumes. I'd hate to think Zebedee could put up with
two female admirers as gaudy as she is."

Dum always stormed like that when Mabel Binks was in question, or any
woman under fifty who happened to like her father. Dee was walking with
Louis or she, too, would have joined in the tirade against their _bête
noir_.

"I shouldn't think you would feel the slightest uneasiness about your
father. I am sure you can trust his good taste if he should ever marry,"
and Mrs. Green drew Dum to her.

I didn't know about that. I thought it was quite possible for the wrong
person to hoodwink Zebedee into not knowing his taste from hers. I had
been brought up by Mammy Susan, who was somewhat of a cynic in her way,
and she used to say:

"Th' ain't no countin' on what kin' er wife a widderman is goin' ter
pick out. One thing you may be sho' of, a man nebber picks out two
alike. If the fus' one was tall an' thin the nex' one is sho' ter be
sho't an' fat. I tell yer, men is pow'ful weak an' women is mighty
'suadin'."

That phrase that Mammy Susan was so fond of, "Men is weak an' women is
'suadin'," made me tremble sometimes for what the father of the twins
might do. He had talked to me about marrying again, and had given me to
understand many times that Mabel Binks was not his style, but sometimes
I used to think that maybe "he doth protest too much."

We were missing Zebedee greatly, and were very glad when we got back to
the hotel to learn from a long distance message that he would be with us
the next morning.




CHAPTER XV

WHO WON THE BET?


We arrived at the Misses Laurens, bag and baggage, at the appointed
hour. Those ladies greeted us with studied courtesy, but it was evident
from their manner that they looked upon us as Yankee invaders. The fact
that Tweedles and I were from Virginia and Mrs. Green from Kentucky, all
of us with as good Confederate records as one could wish, had no weight
with them. We were all clumped as Northerners in their minds. But we
were guests under their ancestral roof and must be treated with
punctilious politeness.

Tweedles and I were shown into two large adjoining rooms, the Greens
across the hall from us, with a room beyond theirs for Mr. Tucker. The
beds were great four-posters that looked as though there should be
little stepladders furnished to climb into them, like those the porter
brings you to scramble into an upper berth.

"Just 'spose you should fall out of bed! 'Twould be sure death,"
declared Dee.

"Look at this mahogany candle-stand! Did you ever in all your life see
anything quite so lovely? And look, only look at this silver
candlestick! It looks like it had been looted from some old Spanish
church," and Dum reverently picked up the heavy old silver to examine
the quaint design beaten around its base.

"But this wardrobe! I'm sure there's a skeleton in it hiding behind
rustling old silks. It is big enough to go to housekeeping in. I wonder
if Miss Arabella and Miss Judith ever played in it when they were
children."

"Old Page, always romancing."

"Well, if anyone is ever going to romance she would do it here. It
smells like romance even. I know there are jars of dried rose leaves in
every room. I am sure there is lavender in the sheets and I am positive
there is a ghost around somewhere."

"Can you smell it, too? How does a ghost smell? Not like a rat, I hope,"
teased Dee.

"How are we going to sleep? If there is a ghost flaunting his fragrance
around, I hope I shall not draw the lonesome singleton," said Dum.

"I'll take the room by myself," I said magnanimously, the truth of the
matter being that while I approved of our custom of drawing straws or
tossing up for everything, I was afraid that Dee might draw the lonesome
singleton, and I did not think that after the experience she had so
recently been through she should be put off by herself. I did not want
to say anything about my reasons, but decided that I would simply
install myself in the far room.

"Are you aware of the fact, girls, that there is no gas in these rooms?
These candlesticks are not meant for ornaments, but to light us to our
couches. Shades of Bracken! I wonder if there is any plumbing!" Like
most persons born and brought up without plumbing, I thought more of it
than daily bread. I had my own great English bathtub at Bracken, but
plumbingless houses were not always equipped with individual tubs.

"I thought of asking Miss Arabella where the bathroom was, but somehow
it was as difficult as asking her how much she charged for board, and I
could not muster courage," laughed Dee.

"Where does that door go? If it is not locked, we might explore a
little."

It yielded and proved to be the opening into an old-fashioned
dressing-room that had been converted into a bathroom as an
afterthought. It was big enough for four ordinary bathrooms, and had,
besides the copper-lined bathtub, with plumbing that must have been the
first to be installed in South Carolina, a wardrobe, bureau, washstand
and several chairs. Another door opening into a narrow hall must have
been meant for the other occupants of the house.

"Thank goodness for the tub, even if it is reminiscent of a
preserving-kettle," I sighed. "I had visions of our making out with bird
dishes, and had begun to regret that I had not taken several more baths
at the hotel, where the arrangements were certainly perfect."

"It's an awful pity a body can't save up cleanliness like she can save
up dirt," said Dee. "Wouldn't it be nice if we could take seven baths in
one day at a nice hotel and then come stay a week in a delightful old
house like this, delightful in every way but tubs, and not have to wash
all that time?"

"I knew a girl in Richmond who was one of these once-a-weekers, and she
was going abroad for the summer and decided to get a Turkish bath before
sailing. Do you know she saved up two weeks so as to get her money's
worth? But we had better get unpacked and into our dinner dresses," and
Dum began to pull things out of her suitcase with her unpacking
manner--not calculated to improve the condition of clothes.

We found Professor and Mrs. Green walking in the garden.

"Edwin is as pleased as we were, and has forgiven us for not seeing the
bedrooms, now that he finds he shall not have to sleep on a stone bench.
We have a bed big enough for an old-fashioned family of fifteen to sleep
in. I hope you girls are comfortably placed."

"Yes, indeed, beautifully!" we exclaimed in chorus.

"Only look at this old sun-dial, Molly! '_Tempus Fugit_' carved around
it! I don't believe Time has flown here for many a year. I think he has
stood stock-still."

The garden was wondrously sweet in the soft evening light. Waxen white
japonicas gleamed through the shrubbery and lilacs, lavender, purple and
white were in a perfect tangle, meeting overhead, almost concealing an
overgrown walk that led to a rustic summer house in the far corner.
Wherever there was nothing else, there was honeysuckle. It seemed to be
trying to over-run the place, but periwinkle was holding its own on the
ground, asserting itself with its darker green leaves, and snow balls
and syringa bushes, shaking off the honeysuckle that had tried to
smother and choke it, rose superior with their masses of whiteness.
Hyacinths, narcissi, lilies-of-the-valley, snowdrops and violets filled
the beds to overflowing, a floral struggle for the survival of the
fittest.

"Won't Zebedee love it, though!" said Dee. "It seems almost as peaceful
as a graveyard. Listen! Listen! A mocking-bird!"

"We might have known a mocking-bird would build here," whispered Mrs.
Green. "There he is on that oleander, and there's his mate still busy
with her household duties, carrying straw for her nest. It must be hard
to be a female bird and not to be able to pour forth your soul in song,
no matter how bursting you are with the joy of living. I always thought
that it was unfair. No doubt that little newlywed mocking-bird feels as
deeply as the male, but all she can do to show it is just drag straw and
hairs and build and build, and then sit patiently on her eggs, and then
teach the little ones to fly after she has worn herself to skin and bone
grubbing worms for them. No doubt if she should begin to sing she would
astonish her little husband to such an extent that he would call her a
suffragette, and tell her a lady bird's place was in her nest and he
could make noise enough for two, thank you!"

"Well, it certainly would be a pity for her to sing if she couldn't
sing," objected Professor Green. "I suppose long ages of thinking she
couldn't sing has put her where she can't. Perhaps she can sing, and Mr.
Cock Mocking-Bird has told her she can't because he wants the floor, or
rather the swinging limb, himself."

"Edwin is trying to get me into an argument on feminism, but the evening
is too perfect, and the mere male bird is singing too wonderfully to
tempt me to bring discord into the garden."

"Have you talked business yet with either of the ladies, Professor
Green? I am getting ready to tell my Timrod good-by."

"Well--er--not yet. I have not had an opportunity."

"Why, Edwin, you have seen both of them several times since we arrived."

"Yes, but the subject of our conversation was such that it did not seem
an appropriate time to broach the matter of board."

All of us laughed at our masculine contingent's being as bad as we had
been, and I felt more secure than ever that father would get his Timrod
and I would own a volume of J. Gordon Coogler.

Dilsey, the corn-field hand, almost fell down the steps announcing
supper. Of course we were hungry, and even though the garden was so
lovely we were glad to go to supper. We hoped its loveliness would keep,
and we knew that food could not be trusted to.

The ladies of the house were dressed in stiff grosgrain silk. Mrs. Green
knew the name of the kind of silk; we had never seen it before. She said
she had an Aunt Clay in Kentucky who wore it on state occasions. They
did not look nearly so funereal, as they had bits of fine old lace in
necks and sleeves. Lace is a wonderful fabric for lightening up
sombreness. It can cheer up dripping black.

It seems that I was wrong about the Misses Laurens having suffered
recent bereavement. They had the mourning habit. Claire Gaillard had
told us that they had had no deaths in the family for at least ten
years, but that they always wore mourning, poor old things. When we met
them in the bus, the morning of our arrival, they were not coming from
the funeral of a relative who had not left them the legacy they had been
counting on, as I had made up about them; on the contrary, they were
coming from the wedding of a young cousin in a neighboring town. So the
would-be author fell down that time in her surmises. Surely persons who
expect to figure in plots of stories have no business looking as though
they were coming from funerals when they have been to weddings. It is
hard on real authors to have to contend with such contrariness, and
simply impossible for would-bes.

The dining-room was even lovelier than the parlor. The walls were
papered with a hunting scene that had faded very little, considering it
must have been there half a century. It was a peculiar paper that seemed
to have been varnished, no doubt thus preserving it.

The sideboard was worth a king's ransom, whatever that is. It was not
the eternal Colonial that is of course beautiful, but it has come to the
pass that Americans think there is no other style worth considering. It
was very old Florentine, as were also the chairs and table. The carving
on the sideboard could only be equalled by the Cimabue gates, I am sure.
The chairs were upholstered in deep red Genoese velvet. It seems a
remote Huguenot ancestor had been United States Consul in Florence and
had brought home with him this dining-room furniture. There were no
pictures in this room, as with paper of that type pictures are out of
place, but polychrome sconces were hung at intervals, half a dozen in
all. The candles in them were not lighted, as it was still daylight, and
a great silver candelabrum on the table gave what additional light was
needed.

The table was set with the finest Sevres china, cobweb mats and thin old
teaspoons that looked a little like the old ladies themselves. The
forks, however, were as big as two ordinary forks of the day; so big in
fact that one might have been forgiven if, like Sam Weller, he "handled
his wittles with cold steel."

Miss Judith looked flushed, and I was afraid she had been cooking the
supper herself, while Miss Arabella had on a fresh thumb-stall that
suggested a possible burn on her thin, blue-veined old hand. Supper
consisted of fried chicken, hot rolls, four kinds of preserves, the
inevitable rice that is served twice a day in South Carolina, as though
to encourage home industries, and gravy, of course, to go on the rice,
another thing that is the rule in the best families, so I have been
told.

It is very funny how different sections of the country establish their
aristocracy by the way certain favorite dishes are served. I heard a
lady from Plymouth, Massachusetts, say once that some of her townsmen
were not really very good people; they put too much molasses in their
baked beans. I am sure a South Carolinian would consider any one po'
white trash who liked rice cooked mushy and not dry with every grain
standing out like a pearl. Certainly anywhere in the South sugar in the
cornbread would label any family as not to the manor-born, while in the
North sugar in the cornbread is a regular thing, born or not born.

Everything was delicious on that table, and the hostesses quite warmed
up into a pleasant glow of hospitality. It is difficult to be stiff,
even if you have swallowed a heredity poker, when gay, happy, hungry
young people are at your board, showing their appreciation of your
culinary skill by devouring everything handed to them.

Dilsey waited on table as though it had been set on ploughed ground,
every now and then almost falling down in an imaginary furrow. The
Misses Laurens completely ignored her awkwardness, although in all
probability, being human, they were in agony for fear she would shoot
the rolls across the room, or pour the coffee down a guest's back or do
something else equally trying. Dilsey seemed delighted with her prowess,
and every time she safely landed some article of food to the destination
to which her mistresses had sent it, she gave a pleased cluck. She would
come up to you and lean over your shoulder in a really most engaging
manner, and say:

"Now do hab a lil' mo' 'sarves! Try dem quinches dis time."

She was especially lively with the "graby," and handed it every time
there was a lull in operations. Professor Green refused it so often that
it really became embarrassing, but still the girl persisted in her
endeavors. "Jes' lil' graby on yo' rice!" Finally Miss Arabella
interfered to prevent further persecution, and this is where Professor
Green "broke his 'lasses pitcher" with the Misses Laurens.

"Perhaps you do not care for gravy," she suggested. "Won't you have some
butter on your rice? The butter to Professor Green, Dilsey."

"Thank you, no butter! I should like some sugar and cream on my rice,
however. I am very fond of it that way."

"Sugar and cream! On rice!" came in gasps from both ladies.

Oh, ye gods and little fishes! What had our masculine contingent done?
Flown in the face of customs older than Time! Dilsey's awkward waiting,
taking boarders, nothing had upset the well-bred equanimity of these
descendants of ancestors like this awful alien fact. "Sugar on rice!
Cream on rice! The Yankees are upon us! Hide the spoons!" That was the
manner they had when almost tearfully they instructed Dilsey to pass the
rice, pass the sugar and cream.

The professor ate it with about as much relish as Proserpine must have
eaten the dried-up pomegranate that Pluto obtained for her. He knew he
had done something terrible, but, man-like, he did not know just exactly
what it was. He knew that rice and sugar and cream were mixed up in it,
but how? Had he realized as I did that his request for a peculiar
combination of food had lost him the bet, perhaps it would have choked
him outright. It was a difficult feat to accomplish at best, to tackle
these old aristocrats on the subject of remuneration, but now that he
had done such a terribly plebeian thing as to want his rice mushy and
sweet, there was no possible way to get back in their good graces,
certainly no quick way of doing it. A reconstruction period would have
to be gone through with and then after much burying of many hatchets
perhaps cordial relations could be re-established.

Professor Green looked scared and rather boyish. His Molly was bubbling
over with suppressed merriment, while Dum and I had to assume a deep
gloom to keep from exploding. Dee came to the rescue, of course, with
rhapsodies over the garden, jumping from that to the pictures in the
City Hall and back to praise Claire Gaillard, who was evidently a
favorite of the old ladies.

The clock on the mantelpiece chimed seven and St. Michael's bells
verified its strike. I looked up at Professor Green as he choked down
the last of the fatal rice.

"I'll give you another hour," I whispered.

"Thank you, but I believe another year would not help me."

I now own J. Gordon Coogler and father will have his Timrod, which,
after all, had never really been in jeopardy.




CHAPTER XVI

LETTERS


From Mrs. Edwin Green to Mrs. Kent Brown, New York City.


                              MEETING STREET,
                                  CHARLESTON, S. C.,
                                           April .., 19...

          MY DEAREST JUDY:

          No doubt you and Kent will be astonished to find
          that Edwin and I are actually on the long
          talked-of trip to this wonderful old city. Mother
          is taking care of little Mildred in our absence,
          and Dr. McLean is to be called if she sneezes or
          coughs or does anything in the least out of the
          way. She is such a blooming, rosy baby, and so
          thoroughly normal that I am sure it is perfectly
          safe to leave her. Mother says she is more like
          Kent than any of her babies.

          Charleston is more delightful even than it has
          been pictured. We only got here yesterday morning,
          and already we love it as though we belonged here.
          We went to a hotel for one night, but by rare good
          chance have found board in one of the real old
          Charleston homes.

          You will laugh when I tell you that after an
          acquaintance of about twenty-four hours I find
          myself the chaperone of three girls about
          seventeen years old. I know you and Kent are
          grinning and saying to each other: "Some more of
          Molly's lame ducks!" but I can assure you they are
          as far from being that as any girls you ever saw.
          They are the Tucker twins, Dum and Dee, otherwise
          known as Virginia and Caroline, and their friend,
          Page Allison--all from Virginia. They have come
          down here with Mr. Tucker, the father of the
          twins, a newspaper man from Richmond, but he has
          had to go to Columbia on his paper's business and
          I volunteered to look after the girls in his
          absence. He is a delightful man, and he and Edwin
          are already Greening and Tuckering each other,
          which means that they struck up quite a
          friendship. He is the most absurdly young person
          to be the father of these strapping twins. He
          looks younger than Edwin, but I fancy he must be a
          little older. You know Edwin's "high forehead"
          makes him look older than he is.

          The Tucker twins are bright, handsome, generous,
          original--everything you like to see in young
          girls. Their mother died when they were tiny
          babies and their young father has had the raising
          of them. A pretty good job he has made of it, too,
          although he declares he has done nothing toward
          bringing them up but just remove obstacles. They
          call their father Zebedee, because of the old joke
          about "Who's the father of Zebedee's children?"
          They say nobody ever believes he is their father.
          Dum is most artistic, wants to be a sculptor. She
          hopes to study in New York next winter. Dee is as
          fond of lame ducks as you used to say I was, and
          may make a trained nurse of herself, or perhaps a
          veterinary surgeon.

          Their friend, Page Allison, is a delightful girl.
          She is the daughter of a country doctor, and has
          been the twins' room-mate at boarding school. By
          the way, these girls had heard of you, and me too,
          from Mattie Ball, who has been teaching them
          English literature at Gresham. (Mattie had been
          most complimentary to us both, so they have an
          exalted idea of us.) Page is lots of fun. She is
          in for anything that is going, but at the same
          time acts as a kind of balance wheel for the
          twins, who are a harum-scarum pair. Page has a
          writing bee in her bonnet, which of course appeals
          to me. You would have been amused to see both of
          us whip out our notebooks to take down things that
          we did not want to forget. Mr. Tucker is evidently
          very much interested in this little girl, more
          interested than he knows himself, and she is
          perfectly unconscious of his feeling in any way
          differently from the way he feels for his own
          daughters. I may be mistaken, however. I know when
          one is so happily married as I am it is a great
          temptation to be constantly match-making.

          I fancy you and Kent are wondering why I should
          go to as interesting a place as Charleston and
          then find nothing to write about but three
          schoolgirls. Charleston is thrilling indeed, but
          you know I always did think more of people than
          things. We are seeing the sights very
          thoroughly--have deciphered every inscription on
          the old tombstones in three cemeteries, and are
          going tomorrow to Magnolia Cemetery. They say
          there is the most wonderful old live oak tree
          there in the world.

          Now that we are settled in a boarding-house, kept
          by two old befo'-the-war ladies, we may stay here
          quite a little while. Edwin needs this rest that
          the Easter recess fortunately offered him.

          I wish I could picture these old ladies to you,
          but they are too wonderful to try to describe.
          Whistler's mother does not belong in the frame in
          which her artist son placed her any more than
          these ladies belong in this old house. They hate
          boarders. You can see it in spite of their
          punctilious manners and old-world courtesy. I
          believe we are the first they have had, and if
          they only knew how much nicer we are than most
          boarders, I fancy they would not hate us quite so
          much. Mother always says that being a boarder
          changes one's whole nature--the gentlest and most
          generous becoming stern and exacting. At any rate,
          Edwin and I have not been boarders long enough to
          become very hateful, and these three girls could
          board forever and never become professionals in
          that line.

          Please write to me soon. I am so glad Kent's firm
          won the competition for that great hotel. Tell him
          it is too bad I can't be there to tell him where
          the closets ought to be and which way the doors
          should open. He and I never agree on these points,
          you remember. It is splendid that you keep up your
          painting. I have no patience with these persons
          who insist that a career and matrimony cannot go
          hand in hand. Of course my little Mildred is very
          engrossing, but I do not intend to let her take
          every moment of the day and night. I find if I am
          going to write, however, that I cannot sew, but
          you know sewing was never one of my strong points.
          Giving it up is like Huck Finn's giving up
          stealing green persimmons. If occasionally, and
          only occasionally, I can persuade a magazine to
          see how worth printing one of my stories is, and I
          can make an honest penny that way, it is surely no
          extravagance to get someone to make Mildred's
          little clothes and to buy mine ready-made.

          But Edwin is rearing and champing for me to go
          walking with him, and I must also look up these
          dear girls I am chaperoning, so good-by, my dear
          sister-in-law. My best love to "that 'ere Kent,"
          as Aunt Mary used to call him. Poor old Aunt Mary!
          How we shall miss her!

          Yours with all the love in the world,
                                        MOLLY BROWN GREEN.


To Dr. James Allison, Milton, Va., from Page Allison.


                                  MEETING STREET,
                                        CHARLESTON, S. C.

          MY DEAREST FATHER:

          I can't get over how good it was in you to let me
          go tripping with the Tuckers. It has been a
          wonderful experience, and we are having the most
          gorgeous time. Already, of course, we have plunged
          into adventures, as is always the case if you
          train with the Tucker twins. I am not going to
          tell you of these adventures until I come back to
          Bracken; they are too thrilling for mere pen and
          ink.

          As you see by the above address, we have left the
          hotel and are now installed in a boarding-house on
          Meeting Street. It seems absurd to call such a
          place a boarding-house--indeed, a sacrilege. It
          has just become a boarding-house in the last
          twelve hours, as I am sure we are the first
          "paying guests" the poor Misses Laurens have ever
          had.

          We are being chaperoned by a perfectly lovely
          young woman, a Mrs. Edwin Green. She and her
          husband were at the hotel and we scraped up an
          acquaintance with them, and as Mr. Tucker had to
          go over to Columbia on business she offered to
          look after us while he was away. Tweedles and I
          have not been chaperoned before to any great
          extent, as Miss Cox was our one experience, and
          we think chaperones are pretty nice, lots nicer
          than we had been led to expect. Certainly no one
          could be more charming than Miss Cox, unless it
          were this lovely Mrs. Green. In the first place,
          she is so sympathetic, then she is so kind, then
          she is so pretty, then she is so intelligent and
          so extremely well-bred,--on top of it all she has
          married one of the nicest men I ever saw; he
          really is almost as nice as Mr. Tucker and you. (I
          should have said you and Mr. Tucker, but you were
          an afterthought, as you well know!)

          Afterthought or not, I do wish you were here, my
          dearest father. You would delight in the
          quaintness of this old city. I am getting all the
          postal cards I can find, which I will not send
          you, but will bring you, and make you sit down and
          listen to me while I tell you all about it. I am
          also going to bring you a volume of Henry Timrod's
          poetry, which you must duly appreciate, as it was
          difficult to find it. It seems that although the
          South Carolinians are very proud of him, none of
          them have seen fit to get out a new edition of
          his poetry, and the old editions are very
          expensive. This I was told by the very pleasant
          man who has opened a second-hand book shop here.

          I found a book there I was crazy to get for you,
          but as it was a first edition, and that a limited
          one, I could not afford it. By an amusing chance
          it has since become my property. I will tell you
          about that some day. It is entitled "Purely
          Original Verse," by J. Gordon Coogler. He, too,
          was a South Carolinian, and such ridiculous stuff
          you have never imagined. The kind man who owned
          the shop let me copy a few of the poems before I
          dreamed of possessing the book. What do you think
          of these?


          A COUPLET

          Alas for the South, her books have grown fewer--
          She was never much given to literature.


          BYRON

          Oh! thou immortal bard!
          Men may condemn the song
            That issued from thy heart sublime,
          Yet alas! its music sweet
          Has left an echo that will sound
            Thro' the lone corridors of time.

          Thou immortal Byron!
          Thy inspired genius
            Let no man attempt to smother--
          May all that was good within thee
          Be attributed to Heaven,
            All that was evil--to thy mother.


          A PRETTY GIRL

          On her beautiful face there are smiles of grace
              That linger in beauty serene,
          And there are no pimples encircling her dimples
              As ever, as yet, I have seen.

          But, father dear, do not be too hard on this bard,
          or you will come under this ban:

    Oh, jealous heart that seeks to belittle my gentle muse,
      And blow your damnable bugle in my lonely ears;
    You'll lie some day in expressing your recognition
      Of this very song you disowned in other years.

          Surely you must have sympathy for the person who
          could write the following stanza, especially when
          your only child goes tripping with the Tuckers
          when she ought to be down in the country with her
          old father:

          I feel like some lone deserted lad,
          Standing on the shore of life's great ocean,
          Casting pebbles in its billows, as if to excite
              Some past emotion.

          Please give Mammy Susan my dearest love. I wish
          she could see the flower gardens down here. They
          are very wonderful. Every house almost has
          porch-boxes, and no place is too poor or mean to
          have some bright flowers around it. We went
          through some real slummy parts yesterday where no
          one but darkies lived; beautiful old
          foreign-looking houses that have belonged in days
          gone by to the wealthy. I don't believe a single
          window was without flowers. They were growing in
          tomato cans and old broken jars and pots, but
          flowers don't mind what they are in just so the
          people who plant them love them and know how to
          attend to them. They seemed to me to be making a
          braver show than they do when they boast brass
          jardinières.

          I can't help thinking what Cousin Park Garnett
          would say if she knew that Mr. Tucker had left us
          alone in Charleston with a perfectly strange lady
          to chaperone us. I reckon she would throw about a
          million aristocratic fits.

          I don't know how long we will be here. It will
          depend on Mr. Tucker. I think he needs a rest. He
          seems to me to be not quite himself. I have
          noticed that he is in a way irascible. That, you
          know, is not like him, as there never was but one
          better tempered man in all the world. You see, you
          were not an afterthought this time, but came
          first.

          I must stop now without telling you about the dear
          ladies where we are boarding. They are like rare
          editions of old forgotten poetry, or odd pieces of
          china no one has used for generations but has kept
          in a cabinet until one has forgotten whether they
          are meant for tea or coffee. They are very
          dignified with us, but I have a notion that the
          Tucker twins will be able to limber 'em up by hook
          or crook. I saw the younger one almost smile when
          Dee took her cat in her arms.

                             Your devoted daughter,
                                                 PAGE.




CHAPTER XVII

MISS ARABELLA


No ghosts came to disturb my slumbers in the great four-poster, but the
early morning sun awoke me long before Tweedles gave any indication of
coming to life. I thought for a while I was at Bracken. It must have
been the lavender in the sheets and the mocking-bird, who was singing
like Caruso just outside of my window. An odor will carry more
suggestion than any sight; and sound comes next, I believe. I lay there
wondering how long it would be before Mammy Susan would come bringing my
bath-water, devoutly praying she would not "het" it up, but let me have
it stinging cold from the well.

The realization that I was in Charleston came over me gradually; also,
that no one would bring me bath-water, and that if I wanted first to go
in the preserving-kettle I had better get up and take it. I had to go
through the twins' room to get to the bathroom, and I found them
sleeping like infants, looking ridiculously alike with their eyes shut
and their chins snuggled down in the bed clothes. The squareness of
Dum's chin and the dimple in Dee's was more of a differentiation in
their case than even the eyes. Dum's were hazel while Dee's were gray,
but the shape and setting were similar, if not identical. I stood a
moment gazing at them, and it came over me with an added realization
what their friendship had meant to me; theirs and their father's. I had
known them according to the calendar only twenty months, not quite two
years, but counting time by "heart throbs," I had known them since the
beginning of time. God grant nothing should ever come between us!

Mr. Tucker had certainly been a little snappy with me before he went to
Columbia, but I was never the kind to go around with a chip on my
shoulder hunting for trouble, so if it was an accident I was perfectly
willing to let it go at that. The truth of the matter was, that the
Tuckers had one and all spoiled me. They were so lovely to me on all
occasions that a slight let-up on the part of any one of them was more
noticeable because of their usual kindness. He was to come back that
day, and I was very glad, as indeed all of us were, although we were
expecting a good teasing for having so bravely undertaken the business
of getting board and then moving in without any business arrangement.

The copper tub was not so bad, after all, and the Charleston water is
always a delight to bathe in. It is strangely soft, as though it had
just fallen from a summer cloud, and it has a peculiar sweetish taste. I
dressed in a great hurry and soon found myself in the garden. The sun
that had made his way into my window had not yet reached the garden,
because of the high wall.

    "One morning, very early, before the sun was up,
     I rose and found the shining dew on every buttercup;
     But my lazy little shadow, like an arrant sleepy-head,
     Had stayed at home behind me and was fast asleep in bed."

That was what I thought as I stepped out into that wonderful old garden.
There was a misty haze of early morning, and the freshness of the
new-born day that few persons know of. Early rising is a habit that it
is a pity ever to lose, and still it is something that the civilized
world seems to fight against. Children naturally wake early, but as one
grows older the sunrise is such a rarity that many grown-ups cannot
remember ever having seen this wonderful spectacle which takes place
every morning.

Father says that one of the signs of advancing years is waking quite
early in the morning and not being able to go back to sleep. When he is
called in to doctor old persons, who complain of waking early, he always
tells them not to try to go back to sleep, but to get up and go out in
the morning and see how glorious Creation is. Nature may be asserting
herself in these old persons so they can get back some of the spirit of
childhood before they are called to the Great Beyond. He always tells
them to eat something, however, before they go to commune with Nature.

The mocking-bird was not holding the fort alone that morning, as he had
the evening before. His little wife was still carrying building
materials for their home, and he was helping, but every now and then he
left off work, although he had heard no whistle blow to tell him it was
time to stop. Then such a stream of melody as he would pour forth would
put Caruso to the blush. Other birds were in the garden, and all of them
very busy. A tiny song sparrow had something to say with remarkable
volume considering his size, and Mr. Mocking-Bird listened intently,
determined to learn the new song. A thrush broke in and then a stylish
robin. I thought I heard the notes of a bobolink, but it turned out to
be the mocking-bird, who seemed intent on singing down all the others.
It reminded me rather of the sextette from "Lucia de Lammermoor" when
the artists all seem to be trying to outdo each other and still harmony
is the result.

I had brought down all the combings from our three heads, well knowing
how the birds delight in hair as a building material. Of course Mammy
Susan had done her best all my life to keep me from letting birds get
any of my hair for nests, as it is supposed to be the very worst luck
that can befall one, and terrible headaches are sure to be the lot of a
person whose hair helps make a nest. Nevertheless, I had always sneaked
my hair to the birds at Bracken, and this morning, feeling sure that I
was the only person astir, I had quite openly brought a wad of hair,
Dum's burnished black, Dee's blue black, and my curly brown, all mingled
together. I put some on a lilac bush and some on the path where I
noticed the builders had found some straw and would no doubt soon spy
the more desirable material.

"I wish I had some of Molly Brown's," I said to myself. We had got in
the habit of speaking of Mrs. Green as Molly Brown, and no doubt would
soon begin to call her Molly to her face. "Hers would make the dear
birds feel that they were weaving sunshine into their nests. I'm going
to ask her for some."

I made my way very slowly and quietly, so as not to disturb the busy
homemakers, along the overgrown path to the summer house.

I was mistaken in thinking I was the only human being astir in that
enchanted garden. As I lifted a great branch of snowballs that, heavy
with its own beauty, had fallen across the path, I saw that Miss
Arabella was before me. She was seated in the summer house. The great
gray cat was on the ground in front of her, looking up into her face
with a sly expression in his round, yellow eyes.

"Now, Grimalkin, I give you fair warning. If you dare so much as look at
one of these birds I will shut you up in the house for the rest of the
day! You hear me, sir?"

"Me-i-ou----!" and he tried to slink off, deceit in every curve of his
handsome body.

"No, you don't, sir!" and with astonishing agility for an old lady who
had swallowed a hereditary poker, she swooped forward and caught the cat
up into her lap. How different this was from the Miss Arabella of the
evening before! Her soft gray hair, with a glint of gold in it, was all
loosened about her face. There was a little flush on her cheeks, and
instead of the sombre black dress she now wore a loose lavender
wrapper. If it had been possible to back out and get up the garden path
without being seen, I would have done it. I felt like Peeping Tom and
Lady Godiva. Somehow this was Miss Arabella's naked soul I had come on,
and I was afraid she would be terribly cut up. There was nothing for me,
however, but to speak. I made a little scratching on the path with my
toe and shook the snowball branch. She looked up, startled, and loosened
her hold on Grimalkin, who immediately took advantage of her and sprang
from her lap. This was no time for dignity! The cat at liberty in the
garden meant havoc for the nesting birds.

"I'll catch him!" I cried, and then such a chase ensued! Grimalkin
thought all the world moved as slowly as the dear ladies who had raised
him, and at first scorned me as a pursuer, but I soon gave him to
understand that a country girl with gym training added to her natural
agility is a match for a fat old tomcat. I cornered him just as he
started up the high wall, and, catching him by the back of his neck, in
the proper place for a cat to be held, I carried him back to his
smiling mistress, who, all unmindful of his unsheathed claws, caught him
to her bosom, where he soon dropped asleep, purring away as though that
was where he meant to go all the time.

"You are very kind! I am exceedingly grateful to you!"

"Oh, not at all! It was my fault the cat got away. I thought I was all
alone in the garden and did not mean to come on you this way. I fancied
the birds and I were the only creatures awake."

"I always come down in the garden very early in the morning. I can't
trust Grimalkin alone out here while the birds are nesting. After they
have hatched and the little ones can fly they can escape from him, he is
so fat, but I am always afraid he will drive the mocking-birds away. I
can't sleep in the early morning, anyhow. Do you usually arise so
early?"

"Not always, but I am a country girl, and country people always get up
earlier than city people. My friends, the Tuckers, have to be dragged
out of bed unless there is some especial reason for getting up, and then
they are energetic enough. I did not disturb them this morning as they
were sleeping so peacefully."

Miss Arabella had made a place for me on the stone bench, and was still
smiling at me in a very encouraging way. Perhaps she was as eager to
find out things about me as I was about her.

"My sister was sleeping, too, at least she seemed to be trying to. Both
of us, as a rule, awaken very early, but she lies still trying to get
back to sleep, while I feel that it is best to get up and take advantage
of the beautiful morning light. You must excuse my being _en
déshabillé_. I did not expect to be seen."

"Oh, I think you look lovely!"

She didn't mind a bit, but blushed and patted my hand.

"I am very fond of young girls, but never see any nowadays but Claire
Gaillard. She is the only one who comes to our sad old house."

"Sad! Not sad, it is too beautiful to be sad."

"It is its very beauty that seems sad to me," she sighed. "And the
garden! I feel like a traitor to let it get so unkempt. I am not strong
enough to keep it weeded. All I have strength to do now is to keep
Grimalkin from devouring the birds. Judith thinks I am very foolish. She
lays more stress on having the furniture rubbed and keeping up the
inside of the house, but to me the garden and birds are more important.
I'd like to see the garden looking as it used to, with trim flower beds
and the dead wood all cut away."

Miss Arabella seemed to forget I was there, or to forget I was a
stranger, perhaps. I am sure she had no intention of unburdening her
soul to me. She closed her eyes and I knew she was picturing the garden
as it had been years ago, and perhaps she was even seeing the lover of
the past as he looked when she kissed him through the gate. A thought
wave seemed to have gone from me to her. I no sooner put my mind on the
iron gates that I felt sure must have been where the ugly board ones
were now, ere she began talking of those very gates. The sun had
reached the garden now, and was lifting the soft mist that hung over it
like a tulle veil. I felt somehow that the veil of the past was being
lifted, too, and Miss Arabella was letting me catch a glimpse of her
true self.

"I hate that ugly gate," she mused. "I miss the beautiful old grille
that had been there for so many years--where our friends and ancestors
had come and gone so often."

"I was sure there must have been an iron gate there."

"Yes, my dear, one of the most beautiful in Charleston. We had to let
something go. I thought the Stuart portrait of General Laurens would be
the best, but Judith felt that the gates would be the thing to give up.
She rather likes having the board ones that no one can see through. I
hate them, as I like to look out on the street sometimes. The gates were
very valuable, being wrought-iron of a most delicate and intricate
pattern. There was hardly a spot where one could so much as get a hand
through." I gasped here and had a vision of Miss Arabella, young and
beautiful, trying to get her hand through and ending by finding a place
where her rosy lips with some pouting could reach her lover, locked out
no doubt by a stern parent. "I don't know why I should speak of these
things to you, child. It would provoke sister Judith very much if she
knew----"

"But she won't know," and I took the frail old hand in mine. "I long to
hear about the gates and the garden as it used to be. It is so lovely
now that I can well picture what it must have been. Please go right on
and tell me everything about it, and let me be your friend, as well as
Claire."

And the old lady, with her eyes all soft, sat on the stone bench in that
early morning, the purring Grimalkin clasped with one hand and the other
holding mine, and told many wonderful tales of olden times. It was an
hour never to be forgotten by me. The birds hopped close to us, some in
search of the early worm and some intent on building material, stopping
every now and then to pour forth the joy of living in song. They seemed
to trust the lady of the garden to keep the enemy from them.

I hoped the stern Miss Judith was sleeping peacefully, and would not
come stalking into our dreams like a great Grimalkin herself. Miss
Arabella was enjoying herself immensely. She lived in the past, and her
mind was like some old chest filled with faded souvenirs of a happier
time. She had opened this wonder-box for me and was having the time of
her life taking out treasure after treasure, shaking out the folds of
some rare silken memory, or unwrapping some quaintly set jewel of
experience. I listened entranced, only occasionally dropping a word to
show my interest or pressing the little hand, so thin now that perhaps
it might have slipped through the grille.

Dilsey, opening the shutters of the dining-room, brought us back to the
present. The household was astir! Miss Judith must be up and doing by
now. The sun had found the garden out with his searching rays, and the
last bit of mist had disappeared.

"My goodness! It must be getting quite late!" exclaimed my old new
friend. "I am afraid you are sadly bored with my tales," she added
penitently.

"Bored! Why, Miss Arabella, it has been lovely. I do thank you for
talking to me and please do it some more."

"Well, another morning then, child! I must hurry in now and dress myself
and be a sad old woman some more. I thank you for making me forget it
for once,--being a sad old woman, I mean."

She certainly did not look like a sad old woman as she tripped down the
path to the house, her lavender draperies brushing the syringa and
lilacs as she passed. She seemed to me more to be the spirit of eternal
youth and spring. Miss Arabella might swathe herself in black again and
remember to respond to the hereditary poker, but I had glimpsed the real
Miss Arabella and knew now that the sad old woman was merely the body in
which a radiant spirit dwelt. It was this spirit that we had heard
singing that night in the garden, "Speak not, ah, breathe not--there's
peace on the deep."

Tweedles were opening their eyes when I came in, and, uncovering their
chins, so they did not look so much alike.

"Dressed already, Page?" yawned Dum.

"Yes, dressed and out in the garden for hours! I took down all the
combings for the birds and they are crazy about them. Can't you hear
their hymn of thanksgiving?"

"Pig! Why didn't you call me?" and Dee rolled out of bed to beat Dum to
the copper-kettle-like bathtub.

"I hate to wake you up when I have to, and goodness knows I am not going
to do any gratuitous waking," I laughed. "Girls! I have had the time of
my life, and have got to know Miss Arabella real well. She is simply a
darling!" and I rummaged for my notebook.

I was afraid to put off for a moment jotting down in my little book some
of the impressions of the morning. If I should forget anything Miss
Arabella had told me I would never forgive myself. I wrote like mad all
the time the twins were dressing, but it is strange about the things
Miss Arabella divulged to me that morning; although I know that what an
author or a would-be author hears in this life belongs to him, and is
his property to be twisted and turned in his writing as he sees fit to
use it, somehow those memories I have held sacred always, and I can't
believe in my writing I could ever get so hard-pressed that I'd feel at
liberty to make copy of what Miss Arabella told me on that enchanted
morning in the garden.




CHAPTER XVIII

A CHANCE FOR LOUIS


Contrary to our expectations, Zebedee did not tease us at all for
engaging board without knowing what it was. He said he was in thorough
sympathy with all of us for shying at the subject, and for his part he
was perfectly willing to trust the dear old ladies to do exactly the
right thing.

He blew in, his usual manner of arriving, while we were at luncheon, and
as we might have known, took the Misses Laurens by storm. The hereditary
pokers melted as if by magic and even Miss Judith succumbed to his
charms and promised to go to a moving picture show with him some night.
As for Miss Arabella: her poker was only an imitation one, anyhow, and
it did not take much to limber her up. It was rather astonishing,
though, to find her unbending to the extent that she and Zebedee sang
Gilbert and Sullivan operas together that evening in the garden, Zebedee
doing Dick Deadeye with his usual abandon and Miss Arabella singing:

    "I'm called little Buttercup, dear little Buttercup,
       Though I could never tell why--
     But still I'm called Buttercup, dear little Buttercup,
       Sweet little Buttercup, I."

"I wouldn't be at all astonished to see Miss Judith dance a jig after
this," whispered Dum to me. "Isn't our young father a wonder?"

He was certainly that. Professor Green looked on in envy and amazement,
still bitterly regretting the sugar-on-the-rice episode. It is a strange
thing what makes a "mixer." Professor Green was quite as kind as
Zebedee, and quite as eager to make people happy. He was as intelligent,
as well-bred, better educated, more traveled, but when the time came to
make old persons forget their dignity and years or make young persons
forget their youth and callowness, Zebedee certainly could put it all
over the learned professor. I remember hearing one of the twins say
that he could make crabs and ice cream agree, and surely I believe he
could.

"I have never met any one like him but once," said Mrs. Green as the
singers finished a duet from "Pinafore" and began humming some tunes
from "Patience," while Miss Judith sat smiling, and even occasionally
supplying a missing word. "I used to know a young newspaper man named
Jimmy Lufton, and he could keep a crowd happy and make the most
impossible people mingle and enjoy themselves. It is only a very
kind-hearted person who can do it, but of course, having a kind heart
does not mean you have that power."

"Thank you, my dear, for that," said Professor Green, smiling
whimsically if somewhat ruefully. "I remember very well how miserable
that very Jimmy Lufton made me on that hay ride we went on in Kentucky,
you remember, when it poured so that the creek almost carried us away,
four-horse wagon and all. He made everybody gay and happy but me. I was
so green with jealousy I almost sprouted."

Mrs. Green blushed one of her adorable blushes that always made her look
so lovely, we did not blame her husband for gazing at her as though she
were a ripe peach and meant to be eaten up that moment.

"If you girls go to New York to pursue your studies I am going to write
to Jimmy Lufton and send him a letter of introduction to you, that is,
if you would care to meet him."

"If he is anything like Zebedee, I should say we would!" exclaimed Dee.

"I don't mean he is like him in every way, but just that he has that
quality of mixing. I don't know how it is done. It is a talent as
elusive as that of a born mayonnaise maker. I have seen persons who
labored to have guests enjoy themselves, taking the greatest pains to
seat them a certain way and introduce subjects congenial to all present,
and still have the most dismal and doleful failures of parties; while
others seem to be perfectly haphazard in their methods, and with a
certain social charm make the lion and the lamb get on finely. The same
way with mayonnaise makers--some people can have the oil ice cold, the
eggs on ice for days, chill the bowl and the fork even, drop the oil in
half a minim at the time and beat and stir like the demented, and still
turn out runny dressing, not fit for axle grease. Others can waive all
precautions of having everything cold and pour in oil with perfect
recklessness, stirring leisurely, dump in vinegar or lemon at the
psychological moment with a pinch of salt and a dash of cayenne, and,
behold! a smooth, beautiful mayonnaise is the result."

"Speaking of lemons! Who's here?" from Dum.

It was his Eminence of the Tum Tum, in all the glory of a starched piqué
vest, followed by Claire and Louis, both of them rather ill at ease in
their father's presence. Miss Judith introduced the paying and
non-paying guests with all the ceremony of a presentation at the Court
of St. James.

"Now I am afraid Mr. Tucker's mayonnaise is going back on him,"
whispered Mrs. Green to me; "I don't believe he and Jimmy Lufton
together could beat in that old man and make him into a smooth,
palatable mixture."

But I was betting on Zebedee.

Miss Judith and Miss Arabella were looking around for their pokers so
they could swallow them again, but Zebedee had hidden them, and with his
inimitable good nature and tact he drew old Mr. Gaillard into his
charmed circle. By some strange legerdemain he soon had the stiff old
man telling tales of Charleston before the earthquake. He drew from him
his opinion of the political situation of South Carolina and agreed with
him that it was a pity that politics was no longer a gentleman's game. I
happened to know that he felt it was the duty of every man to make it
his game, but he evidently deemed it not the part of wisdom to voice his
conviction to the old man.

We had agreed that we would do all in our power to make Mr. Gaillard
like us, as in that way we hoped to be of some use to Louis. Zebedee and
Professor Green had been discussing the boy quite seriously that very
afternoon, and had thought of several ways to benefit him. They had
decided, however, to make friends with the father first and not spring
their plans too suddenly.

Mr. Gaillard was evidently enjoying himself hugely. The Greens were most
flattering in their attention as he pompously recounted his tales. Mrs.
Green was looking her loveliest, and one could see with half an eye that
he soon began to direct his conversation to her. He pulled down his
starched vest that had an annoying way of riding up over his rotundity,
and smoothed his freshly shaven double chin with the air of being quite
a ladies' man. Tweedles and I drew Claire and Louis over to the summer
house away from their father's disconcerting presence. Their easy
manners returned then and we spent a merry, happy hour.

Professor Green joined us after a while. He seemed anxious to make
friends with Louis and to fathom the boy. I felt sure he had some plan
for helping him and was sounding him, in a way. Louis was natural and
simple in his attitude toward Professor Green, and I could see was
making a very good impression.

"You would like to go to college, would you not?"

"Beyond everything. I am prepared to enter college now, but I am
nineteen and feel if I do not go soon it will be too late. I am rather
late graduating at the high school but had to miss a year because of an
illness."

"I think nineteen is a very proper age to enter college," said the
professor kindly. "I wonder if you would like my old college, Exmoor? It
is a small college, but of excellent standing."

"I am sure I should like any college," and Louis sighed.

"I am commissioned by the faculty of Exmoor to find a young Southern
gentleman to take pity on a scholarship that has been endowed for their
college. It seems that this scholarship can only be used by a
Southerner, and he must be a gentleman born and bred. It was presented
four years ago by a man whose only son was rescued from drowning by a
daring young Southern boy. The father had more money than he could use,
and he wanted to send the brave youth to college to show in some measure
his appreciation of what he had done. To make the gift one that the boy
could not hesitate to accept, he established a permanent scholarship at
Exmoor. Of course no one is too proud or high-born to accept a
scholarship. That boy graduates this year with high honors after four
very creditable years at college, and now the faculty must find another
Southerner to fill his place. The president asked me to be on the
lookout for one while I am on this trip, and if you would like to take
it, I should be proud and gratified to be the means of presenting it to
you."

Through this long speech Louis stood wide-eyed and flushed. Claire
caught him by one hand and impulsive Dee by the other.

"Oh, sir!" was all he could falter.

"You must, you must!" exclaimed Dee.

"Louis, Louis, if you only can!" and Claire raised his hand to her
cheek.

"But what will my father say?"

"We are going to leave him to Mr. Tucker, at least he is going to
prepare the way. I have had a long talk with Tucker this afternoon, and
we have mapped out a plan of campaign."

"But your father surely could have no objection," said Dum. "A
scholarship is something that everybody accepts."

"But father is very--very--well--proud, I might say," and poor Claire
looked exceedingly uncomfortable.

"Well, this can make him prouder than ever," I put in. "He can be proud
that his son is chosen to have this scholarship because of his being the
nice Southern gentleman he is."

By this time Louis could command his voice, and he said:

"I can hardly tell you, sir, how much I appreciate the interest you have
shown in me and your kindness in making this offer, and I hope to be
able to accept it. I wish it might have been because of something I am
in myself, and not just because I am the descendant of gentlemen."

"But you are what you are partly because of that descent," I insisted.
"Persons of low extraction accomplish something in spite of it
sometimes; but I must say it is pleasant to have scholarships thrust
upon one because of being a Southern gentleman. I think in this day and
generation our ancestors do precious little for us--just sit back in
their gilt frames and make us uncomfortable--I am glad for some of them
to be getting to work."

Louis laughed and said he didn't know but that I was right. We all of us
wanted to hear more of Exmoor, and Professor Green told us it was a
small college, quite old and of excellent standing among educators, and
that it was in walking distance of Wellington, where he occupied the
chair of English. It turned out, however, that the professor was a great
walker, and that Exmoor and Wellington were more than ten miles apart.

"Exmoor has a very fine course in agriculture and one of the greatest
landscape gardeners in the United States is a graduate of that college,
and boasts that he got his start there."

"Oh, Louis, that will be splendid, and you can specialize in that and
come back to Charleston and do all the things you dream of doing!"
exclaimed Dee, who still had Louis by the hand but was totally oblivious
of the fact.

She was so excited over the offer Professor Green had made her friend
that she might even have hugged him without knowing she was doing it.
Louis was not quite so unconscious as Dee, but was making the best of
his opportunity. Dee's attitude toward Louis was very much one that she
had toward Oliver, the kitten she saved from drowning our first year at
boarding-school, a purely maternal feeling, looking upon herself as his
protector and elderly friend (being about two years his junior). Louis,
however, was tumbling head over heels in love with her, as Dum and I
could plainly see. There had not been many meetings, but when there were
he stuck much closer than a brother to her side.

Claire could see it as plainly as we could, and no doubt went through
all the heartaches an only sister would. She evidently liked Dee very
much, however, and was willing to efface herself completely if it would
make Louis happy. But Dee would have been quite as astonished if the
kitten, Oliver, had stood up on his hind legs and sworn undying love for
her; or Pharaoh's daughter, if the infant Moses had burst forth in
amorous rhapsodies from his wicker basket after she had saved him from
the waters of the Nile. She dropped his hand to pick up Grimalkin, and I
am sure at the time she had no more sensations about the one than the
other.

"If I might advise you young people," said Professor Green, "I think it
will be just as well to say nothing to your father yet about the
scholarship, but wait and Mr. Tucker and I will formally suggest it to
him and ask his permission."

Of course the young Gaillards agreed heartily with Professor Green, and
glad they were, no doubt, to have the office of approaching their
pompous relative delegated to someone else. In the meantime, the pompous
relative was making himself vastly agreeable, and the two arch
conspirators, Molly and Zebedee, were doing all in their power to
flatter and soft-soap him with a view to gaining his confidence and
putting in an entering wedge toward helping his son.

"Claire," said his Eminence of the Tum Tum, "have you extended an
invitation to tea in the garden of our home to the Misses Laurens and
their guests?"

We had joined the rest of the party, attracted by the gay laughter and
evident enjoyment of the older members.

"No, father," said Claire timidly. I haven't a doubt that he had told
her not to ask us until he found out whether we were worthy or not. "We
shall be most pleased to have all of you to afternoon tea tomorrow."

Of course we were most pleased to accept, as no doubt that would be the
occasion on which Louis' fate would be decided. Zebedee and the
professor could put it up to him then.

"Mrs. Green, I came mighty near hugging your husband tonight," declared
Dee, after the guests had departed and the dear old ladies had taken
their bedroom candles and gone to their Colonial couches, with strict
admonitions to Zebedee to lock up. Already they were trusting him with
that sacred rite of locking up.

"Why did you only come near doing it?" laughed the young wife.

"Well, I just grabbed Louis' hand instead. It was so dear of him to
think of giving the scholarship to Louis. He was so lovely and gentle in
his way of doing it, too. Now nothing lies between Louis and certain
success. I just know if he can get the chance he will do something with
himself. It will develop him to get away from his old father, too. How
could anybody grow with that--that ponderous weight on him?"

"Mr. Gaillard is really not nearly so bad as I feared. He is very
agreeable and very gallant."

"Oh, Molly darling, I did not think you would be taken in by flattery,"
teased the husband.

"But I did like him, not just because he flattered me, but because he
was very nice to Miss Judith and Miss Arabella, too, and because---- Oh,
just because!"

The truth of the matter was that Mrs. Green had a tendency to like
everybody. It amounted to almost a fault with her, but since there were
degrees of liking and she did not like everybody in exactly the same
way, we could not quite put it down as a fault. I must say, though, that
I do like to see a little wholesome hatred possible in a character. I
like people, too, lots and loads of people, but there are some kinds of
people I just naturally don't like. I don't like horse-faced people with
their eyes set up too high in their heads; I don't like men who wear
club-toed button shoes, and I never could stand girls who toss their
curls. Now Mr. Gaillard did not come under any of those heads of hatred,
but somehow I did not like him one little bit: a case of Dr. Fell, I
fancy.

          "I do not like thee, Dr. Fell!
             The reason why I cannot tell.
           But one thing 'tis, I know full well--
             I do not like thee, Dr. Fell."

Father had certain types he could not stand. I have heard him say: "I
can stand a fool; I can stand a fat fool; but a fat fool with a little
mouth I can't abide." I think Mr. Gaillard came under his ban. He was
fat and had a little mouth, and certainly while he was not a fool on all
subjects, he was a big enough fool on the subjects he was a fool on to
spread over all the things he was not a fool on.

I dreaded going to tea with the Gaillards. I had a terrible feeling that
I might "sass" his Eminence of the Tum Tum. There was something about
the way he pulled down his vest and wiped off his chin that deprived me
of reason. I could well understand the temporary aberration that is the
plea of criminals who say that some instinct over which they have no
control compels them to commit murder. I could have punched Mr. Gaillard
one with all the joy on earth.

"I feel the same way," declared Zebedee, when I voiced the above
sentiments to him.

"Me, too! Me, too!" tweedled the twins.

"Do you know, Green, I think if Mrs. Green likes Mr. Gaillard, she had
better broach the subject of the scholarship for Louis."

"Oh, Mr. Tucker! You can do it so much better than I can."

"Now I don't want to be a shirker and will do it with joy, as I don't
regard the old cove one way or the other. I'd just as soon ask him to
come be printer's devil on my newspaper as not. But this is the thing:
We want him to consent and let Louis have this chance, and I believe
your husband will bear me out that it is good psychology for a person
who really likes another to ask a favor rather than one who only
pretends to. Now you say you like Mr. Gaillard----"

"So I do--that is, I don't dislike him, and I think he has some fine
points."

"It would take an X-ray to discover them through all that plumpness,"
put in Dee flippantly.

"You, as the wife of the man who was commissioned by the President of
Exmoor to bestow this honor on a Southern boy, would be the appropriate
person, anyhow--that is, unless Green himself will do it."

"Not I! I feel toward him just as Miss Page does, and speaking of
psychology--my astral body is at war with his astral body to such an
extent that a pricking in my thumb tells me he will grant no request of
mine and Molly must bell the cat."

"All right! I am willing to do anything my lord and master puts on me,
if you really think I can succeed."

"Succeed! Of course you can!" we chorused.

"Tomorrow afternoon, then, when we have tea with them in their garden,
will be 'the time, the place, and the girl.' He will have to be nice
under his own vine and fig tree," suggested Zebedee.

"There is one thing I ask of you," begged Dum.

"And what is that? I feel myself to be very important," and Mrs. Green
wasted another beautiful blush.

"Wear blue! Your own blue! I know he is the kind of old man who can't
resist a beautiful woman in blue."




CHAPTER XIX

A RED, RED ROSE


I don't know whether it was the blue of her eyes or her dress or perhaps
the fact that they matched so beautifully, but at any rate Mrs. Green
put the proposition up to Mr. Gaillard with such adroitness that he
consented to the scholarship, and so quickly that she could hardly
believe the battle was won.

"I had not half used up my arguments," she said afterward, "and felt
that I must go on persuading when he was already persuaded."

She had started out with the premises that of course he must feel sorry
for the benighted North, so sadly in need of the softening influence of
the South. She descanted on how a little leaven of good manners would
leaven a whole lump of bad manners, and how popular Southern students
were in Northern schools and colleges because of the good manners and
breeding they brought with them. (This was particularly hard on Mrs.
Green, as she firmly held the opinion that people were the same all over
the world, that good manners were the same everywhere. She felt,
however, that she would use any argument to make Mr. Gaillard see the
light.)

She then told the story of the grateful man who had established the
scholarship at Exmoor for the four years of the academic course and
expatiated on his opinion of Southern youths. She lauded the college as
having turned out such good men. Gradually she got to the subject of
Louis and how close Wellington was to Exmoor, and before the old man
knew what he was doing he had consented to Louis' accepting the
scholarship. He did it with an air of having loaded the Yankees with
benefits in allowing one of his exalted position and azure blood to
stoop and mingle with them; but it made no difference to us what he felt
on the subject, just so he would let Louis accept.

We were having tea in their lovely garden and Louis was showing us his
flowers while Mrs. Green was wheedling "papa." She looked so lovely I
verily believe the old gentleman would have accepted the scholarship
himself just to be only ten miles from her for four years.

I believe Claire was even happier than Louis when "papa's" ultimatum was
pronounced. She was going to miss him more than even she could divine,
but her love for him was so deep that she was willing to give up
anything for him. Louis was glad and grateful, but the truth of the
matter was he was so taken up with Dee that mere college and
scholarships meant little to him.

"His eyes look just like Brindle's when he looks at her that way,"
sniffed Dum, who did not relish too much lovering toward her twin. "I
shouldn't be in the least astonished if he began to whine to be taken up
next."

"Why, Dum, I thought you liked Louis!"

"So I do. I like Brindle, too, and Oliver, the kitten; but I like them
in their places, and that is not everlastingly glued to Dee's side. I
must say I think he had better get out and hustle some before he comes
lollapalusing around Dee." I was awfully afraid someone would hear Dum,
and stirred my tea very loudly to drown her tirade.

"But, Dum, Dee grabbed his hand herself last night; she said she did," I
whispered, trying to set the conversation in a lower tone.

"Yes, I know that! But don't you reckon I saw him holding on to it for
dear life? He was mighty limp on Claire's side and mighty strenuous on
Dee's. When he had to put back a lock of hair, I saw him let go of his
sister's hand and swing to Dee's. And Dee with about as much feeling for
him as a wooden Indian!"

The Tuckers were, father and daughters, very strict about one another's
admirers. I remembered how Dee had sniffed over Reginald Kent's
admiration for Dum, and Zebedee, too; and how Dum and Dee carried on
over any attention their father paid any female or any female paid him.
Zebedee had not yet scented out Louis as a possible lover, but when he
did I was sure to hear from him. They one and all brought their
grievances to me. I used to think if any of them ever should unite
themselves to anyone in the holy bonds of matrimony, they would have to
have a triple wedding to keep the persons the Tuckers were marrying from
getting their eyes scratched out. If they were all in the same boat,
they would have to behave and sit steady.

In the meantime, Dee's influence over Louis was certainly a wholesome
one. Whether his love for her was of the undying brand or just the calf
kind, it was very sincere and ardent, so ardent that Dee must soon wake
up and realize that she had done a right serious thing when she put out
her girlish hand and drew back that poor boy's soul just as it was
getting ready for the journey to the Great Beyond. She was in a measure
responsible for him now, and the time would come when she would have to
be a woman and no longer a wooden Indian, have to treat Louis with a
different manner from the one she had for Brindle and Oliver; that is,
of course, provided Louis' love turned out to be the undying brand and
not the calf kind. When it was said that Dee Tucker treated anyone like
a dog, it meant the highest praise for that person. She treated all dogs
with a great deal more consideration than she did most people.

Every flower Dee admired, Louis immediately wanted to give her, but she
persuaded him to let them go on blooming where they belonged. He had a
greenhouse in the back of the garden, where some wonderful roses bloomed
all the year round. A great Jaqueminot filled one side of the house, its
crimson blooms beautiful to behold. Louis cut one and brought it out to
Dee. I was glad I was the only one who heard him as he gave it to her,
as I am sure Dum would have "acted up," as Mammy Susan calls it. Dum had
gone to the tea table to put down her cup, and Mrs. Green had detained
her a moment, while I wandered on in the maze of gravel walks. An
oleander hid me from Louis and Dee as he handed her the marvelous open
rose, and with a voice that even a wooden Indian would have remarked, he
said:

          "When I send thee a red, red rose,
            The sweetest flower on earth that grows,
              Think, dear heart, how I love thee.
            Listen to what the red rose saith
            With its crimson leaf and fragrant breath:
            'Love, I am thine in life and death!
              Oh, my love, doth thou love me?'"

"Humph! Going some!" I thought, and backed down the walk, thereby
running into Dum, who smeared a lettuce sandwich on my back in the
encounter; but she did not know what I had heard.




CHAPTER XX

MORE LETTERS


Mrs. Edwin Green, from Mrs. Kent Brown.


                                  NEW YORK, April .., 19...

          MOLLY DARLING:

          Your letter was good to get. Kent and I had begun
          to feel like -in-laws, it had been so long since
          you had written. Mother Brown, the usually
          faithful chronicler of all the doings and sayings
          of the family, had cut us off with a postal. Now
          that we know she is "keepin' keer" of little
          Mildred, we can understand her silence better.
          When Mother Brown does anything, she does it all
          over, and I am sure when she is doing such a thing
          as attend to anything so precious as her beloved
          grandchild she has no time for mere letter
          writing.

          Kent and I were greatly interested in what you had
          to tell us of the charming Virginians you have met
          in Charleston. It was almost uncanny, in a way, to
          hear from you of these people, as we had just been
          hearing of them from a very nice young man with
          whom Kent has struck up an acquaintance at the Y.
          M. C. A. gym, where Kent goes regularly to keep
          from getting flabby. The young man's name is
          Reginald Kent. It was the name Kent that they had
          in common (one in front and one behind) that first
          brought them together. They were always getting
          mixed up on account of it, my Kent answering when
          the other Kent was called, and vice versa.

          This young Mr. Kent is an illustrator and
          advertising artist. He really is very clever and
          very wide-awake. He was dining with us at the very
          time that your letter was brought to me, on the
          last mail. I had to open it and read part of it
          aloud. He had just been telling us of some cousins
          named Winn he visits in the country in Virginia,
          and of some Richmond girls whom he has met staying
          with Page Allison, and these girls are no other
          than your Tucker twins. He says the first time he
          met them he went on a deer hunt and that Miss Dum
          Tucker actually shot a deer. I was slightly
          incredulous, he thought, and to prove his story he
          took out of his pocketbook two kodak pictures, one
          of a very handsome, spirited-looking girl with her
          hair coming down and a rifle raised to her
          shoulder, and the other a fallen buck with a young
          girl kneeling beside him, her arms around his neck
          and her face buried on his shoulder. That one, he
          said, was Miss Dee, who wept buckets over the
          death of the buck, but managed afterward to
          partake of some of the venison.

          I have an idea Mr. Reginald Kent thinks that Miss
          Dum Tucker is about the most attractive person he
          ever met. He is certainly very attractive himself,
          singularly wholesome and clean in appearance and
          mind. He seemed very happy at the prospect of this
          paragon of a girl's coming to New York to study. I
          will be very glad to be of any use to your friends
          I can, and if they do decide to come I will find
          board for them and mother them, too, if they need
          it. I know you are grinning at the idea of my
          mothering anything--I, the harum-scarum, the
          flibberty-jibberty--but I am really very much
          settled down. I am so steady and good that Kent is
          afraid I am sick.

          Caroline is doing the work very well for us. I am
          the envy of all the people we know because I can
          boast a really, truly Kentucky Bluegrass cook. She
          is awfully funny about New York, but I think is
          beginning to like it very well. Gas scared her
          nearly to death for a few days. She seemed to
          think there was some kind of magic in it, and I
          had to light the stove for her a million times a
          day. I found she was just keeping it burning all
          the time to save matches, and when I told her to
          turn it out if she wasn't using it, she almost
          cried, because, it seems, she was afraid of the
          pop it gave when she lit it. Then she began
          calling on me every time she wanted to light it,
          but after a week or so of such humoring she has
          learned to do it herself, and now everything is
          going along swimmingly. I find she is saving the
          burnt matches, though, to make some kind of
          bracket with--something she saw back in
          "Kaintucky."

          I think the greatest shock she ever had was when
          she found out that in New York you had to pay for
          onions. "I nebber hearn tell of no sich a place.
          If'n you ain't made out ter grow none yo'se'f,
          looks ter me lak some er yo' neighbors mought be
          ginerous enough to gib yer a han'ful fer
          seasonin', not fer fryin' or b'ilin'. I wouldn'
          spec a whole mess er onions as a gif'--but it do
          seem a shame ter hab ter buy a dash er seasonin'."

          She almost got her head knocked off with the
          dumb-waiter the other day. She thought it was
          down, and it was up, and she put her head in the
          shaft to watch for it, all the time giving the
          most vigorous pulling to the rope. The dumb-waiter
          descended with great force and hit her squarely on
          the top of the head. I heard a great bump and flew
          to the kitchen. "Caroline! Caroline! What is the
          matter?" I cried. "'Tain't nothin' much, Miss
          Judy, but it mought 'a' been. That there
          deaf-and-dumb dining-room servant done biffed me a
          lick that pretty near knocked a hole in his flo'."
          "Did it hurt very badly?" "No'm, it didn't ter say
          hurt none. It jes' dizzified me a leetle. You see,
          Miss Judy, it jes' hit me on the haid."

          Just on the head!

          I think Caroline is almost as much afraid of Aunt
          Mary's disapproval now that the old woman is dead
          as she was in her lifetime. Whenever she passes
          the picture I did of Aunt Mary on the back porch
          of Chatsworth shelling peas, she suddenly gets in
          a great hurry. She is not as a rule very
          energetic, but at the sight of Aunt Mary she gets
          a great move on her. She came in the other day
          from some jaunt she had been on, it being her
          afternoon off, and said: "Looks lak wherever I
          goes folks seem to 'vine I'm from de Souf. I ast a
          colored gemman how he guessed it an' he said it
          was my sof' accident what gimme away. I's goin'
          ter try ter speak mo' Yankeefied an' see if'n I
          can't pass fer Noo York."

          Caroline's first attempt at being Yankeefied was
          almost fatal. She made friends with some of the
          white maids in the apartment house, some
          Scandinavians, and in her endeavor to become New
          Yorky she swapped recipes with them, and the next
          morning served for breakfast the result: corn
          bread with sugar in it! You can picture Kent.

          Kent and I are seeing some very pleasant people,
          but both of us are working very hard. I work every
          morning at the Art Students' League from 9 to 12.
          That means I leave the house with Kent. I go to
          market on the way to the League and get back to
          luncheon. Sometimes he comes in to luncheon, too,
          but he is usually too busy. In the afternoon I sew
          or read or go shopping or to the matinee, always
          something to do in New York, and then we have
          dinner at 6:30 and long, delightful evenings
          together, usually at home; but sometimes we take
          in a show and sometimes we dine at a restaurant.
          We have callers in the evening often and also
          return calls, but Kent is not much of a caller, as
          you know.

          We have company to dinner, too, quite often now
          that Caroline has found herself. Kent delights in
          bringing home unexpected company. He has a notion
          he is still living in Kentucky and that this
          little two-by-four flat is Chatsworth itself.
          Caroline is fortunately accustomed to it, but I am
          afraid she will soon become corrupted by these
          Scandinavians, who would not put up with it one
          moment. Of course I don't mind how many companies
          he brings home, and if we are short on rations I
          can do like the immortal Mrs. Wiggs and just put a
          little more water in the soup. This idiosyncrasy
          of my young husband, however, has taught me to
          keep a supply of canned soups, asparagus tips,
          etc., in the store-room. My friends among the
          young married set tell me they market day by day
          and never have anything like that on the shelves
          as it makes the servants wasteful. Maybe it does,
          but I feel quite safe with Caroline and the canned
          goods, as she has never yet learned how to use a
          can-opener.

          Please give the learned professor my best love.
          Kent sends his love to you both. This is such a
          long letter I am sure it will take two stamps to
          send it.

                             Your ever devoted,
                                         JUDY KEAN BROWN.


Page Allison from Dr. James Allison of Milton, Va.:


                                  BRACKEN, April .., 19...

          MY DEAR DAUGHTER:

          Mammy Susan and I were very glad to hear from you.
          You are a nice girl to write such a fine, long
          letter to a mere afterthought. If you write that
          splendid a letter to a mere afterthought, what
          would you do for a beforethought?

          Your new friends sound delightful. I wish I might
          know them. The only kick I have about being
          nothing but a country doctor is that I meet so few
          new people. Of course it is interesting work, and
          I am not out of love with it, but sometimes I do
          get a weeny, teeny bored with poor Sally Winn's
          aches and pains, and wish either she had some new
          aches or she could tell about them in a more
          scintillating manner. Some new people are moving
          into our neighborhood, the Carters. Of course, as
          the name indicates, they are not new people except
          to our neighborhood. They have taken the old
          overseer's cottage on the Grantly estate, leased
          it from the two Miss Grants for a year, and are
          coming bag and baggage in a few days. I don't know
          how many of them there are, but I believe it is
          quite a family of girls and one or more boys and a
          mother and father, one of them an invalid. More
          pink pump water to be concocted by yours truly, I
          fancy. I hope they will be agreeable, since no
          doubt we will have to see something of them. The
          cottage is in miserable repair, and I only hope it
          will not tumble down on them. If they are coming
          to our county for fresh air, they will get it
          there winter and summer, as there are cracks in
          the walls as big as those in a corn crib. Pretty
          lawn, though, about the prettiest I know of
          anywhere, and trees that make me think of
          Tennyson's "immemorial elms." I shall not call on
          these new neighbors until you come home--that is,
          unless I am sent for to come and bring some pink
          pump water.

          I have had a letter from General Price, Harvie's
          grandfather, asking for the pleasure of your
          company in the month of July on a house-party he
          is giving his grandson. It is such a dignified,
          ponderous epistle that I am afraid I shall have to
          send to Richmond for the proper stationery with
          which to reply. Nothing less than crested vellum
          could possibly carry my acceptance. The King of
          England could not observe more form were you being
          invited to put in two weeks at Windsor. It is very
          kind of him, however, to ask my little girl, and I
          hope by the aid of the dictionary to express
          myself with ease and verbosity in acknowledging
          the honor. Of course you want to go?

          I shall be pleased to have the volume of Henry
          Timrod's poems. I'd like to see the Coogler poems,
          too. I enjoyed the extracts immensely. I have
          often heard of him and remember reading some
          reviews of his stuff when it came out years ago,
          before you were born, but I have never seen any
          of it. His efforts were so impossible that the
          reviewers treated him, one and all, with mock
          seriousness, and I believe I have heard he took
          them all seriously and thought he was being
          praised when they were only poking fun at him. It
          is rather pathetic, I think, although of course he
          was an awful blockhead.

          Mammy Susan was pleased at your account of the
          flowers in Charleston, and hopes you can send her
          a few clippin's. Her things are doing very well,
          and her lemon verbena has grown so that I tell her
          we shall have to build a lean-to to keep it in.
          She misses you very much and is beginning to count
          the days to the middle of May, when I assure her
          you will be back with us.

          I hope your ankle is behaving itself. You do not
          mention it, so I fancy it is. Please remember me
          most kindly to all the Tuckers--father and
          daughters. I hope you are not bothering Jeffry
          Tucker by being with them too much. I think there
          is such a thing as the best friend wearing out her
          welcome by staying too long. I am sending you a
          check for your expenses. You have not divulged
          how much your board will be, but if I do not make
          the check large enough, please inform me directly.
          A sickly winter means a little more money in the
          bank in the spring for a country doctor. Thank
          goodness, however, the spring seems to be a
          healthy one. I'd like to be a Chinese doctor and
          be paid only when my patients stay well. Sometimes
          it saddens me to feel that my living depends on
          disease.

          Good-by, my dear little daughter.
                                                 FATHER.




CHAPTER XXI

THE SUMMING UP


Charleston had taken a strong hold on all our affections. The spirit of
the place seemed to possess us as we lazed away the hours in Miss
Arabella's tangled old garden or in Louis' more combed and brushed one.
Our friendship for the Greens grew stronger and deeper, and we were soon
addressing Mrs. Green as Molly and her husband as 'Fessor. All of us
were staying in the beautiful old Southern city longer than we had
intended. Zebedee said he had no excuse for lingering longer, as he had
threshed out the political situation to his own satisfaction and the
dissatisfaction of the South Carolina "ring." He should be back on his
job in Richmond, but he said he felt like one of the lotus-eaters and
nothing much made any difference to him.

'Fessor also had overstayed his holiday, but he declared that his
assistant at Wellington could do the work as well as he could, which
amused Molly greatly as she said it was the first time he had
acknowledged that his assistant could do anything at all; he looked upon
him usually as purely ornamental and not intended for use.

I knew father and Mammy Susan were wondering if I had forgotten them
entirely, but my conscience, too, was lulled to rest, and I felt as
though I could spend the rest of my days dreaming and dozing. Tweedles,
of course, had nothing to do but stay with a light heart as no one was
expecting them home but poor Brindle; and as Brindle was left in care of
the elevator boy, who spoiled him outrageously, even treating him to ice
cream cones, I really believe he did not mind being left nearly so much
as Dee liked to think he did.

Every day we lengthened our stay in Charleston was as another pearl on
the string to poor Louis, and to Claire, too, I think. Thanks to Molly
and Zebedee, his Eminence of the Tum Tum had accepted the whole crowd
as desirable, and that meant that we could see as much of his children
as we wanted to; and as we wanted to see them all the time, we did.

We went on wonderful jaunts with them, and saw everything that could be
seen, Louis acting as guide. Sometimes we even persuaded one of the dear
old ladies to go with us. I am sure they saw things they had not seen
for a decade. We noticed one thing, that when Zebedee was along they
always left their pokers behind.

Sullivan's Island thrilled us, and Dum and Zebedee tried to work out the
whole scene of Poe's "Gold Bug," but as the island is now a popular
summer resort, it was not an easy matter to do.

There is no use in trying to describe the Magnolia Gardens. The azaleas
were in full bloom, and nowhere else in the world, I verily believe, is
there such a sight. Some of the bushes are thirty feet high and look
like giant bouquets.

"I feel like the country woman at the circus the first time she saw a
hippopotamus," declared Zebedee; "I don't believe there's no sich
thing! It doesn't seem possible that these are growing plants and that
in Richmond at Easter I have had to pay five dollars for a little azalea
not much more than two feet high."

The dark green of the magnolia and live-oak trees enhanced the glory of
the flowers. It was so beautiful it hurt. Molly said it made her feel as
she did the first time she ever saw an opera at the Metropolitan in New
York. It was her freshman year at Wellington, and she had been invited
to visit in New York during the Christmas holidays.

"It was 'Madame Butterfly,' and the scenery was so wonderful to me I
could hardly listen to the music. I fancy cherry-blossom time in Japan
must be almost as beautiful as this, but I can't believe it is quite so
brilliant."

Magnolia Cemetery, which is just outside of Charleston and which Dee had
refused to see without Zebedee, certainly would be a nice place to be
buried in. It was sadder to visit because of the new graves there, and
Zebedee had to abandon his usual cheerful graveyard spirits. He was
quite solemn and kept his hat off all the time.

Louis skirted us around the outer edge of the cemetery first and saved
the great old oak for the last. It burst upon us with such force that as
a crowd we were left breathless. The beauty of the azaleas at Magnolia
gardens, compared to this hoary old monarch, were as a cheap obituary
poem to the twenty-third psalm. And in saying that I do not mean to
belittle the beauty of the gardens, but I have to put them in that
category to make a place high enough in the scale of comparison for that
tree.

It was huge, but bent over with years like some old man, and one great
limb was resting on the ground, giving it the look of one kneeling in
prayer. The foliage was vigorous and glossy, deeper and richer in color
than that of many younger trees, just as the wonderful words of some
grand old man, John Burroughs or his ilk, will make the utterances of
younger men seem pale and feeble.

In kneeling and coming so in touch with Mother Earth, this Father of the
Forest had borrowed of her fullness, and now his trunk and huge limbs
were covered with an exquisite ferny growth. Wild violets and anemones
bloomed happily in the crotches of his great arms, and I saw a tiny wild
strawberry ripening on his knee, having escaped the vigilance of the
many birds nesting in the upper branches. Spanish moss hung in festoons
from some of the limbs, seeming like a venerable beard.

I have never had anything affect me as that tree did. It was so gallant
and brave, so kindly and beneficent! It had the spirit of youth and the
kindliness of old age; the playfulness of a child and the wisdom of
centuries. It must have seen the Indians crowded out by the white men;
looked out across the harbor at the storming of Fort Moultrie, and
almost a century later at the defence of Fort Sumter. Wars and rumors of
wars were nothing to this veteran. While we were there a perky wren
pounced down on the defenceless strawberry and gobbled it up, and I am
sure the gray beard thought no more of the gobbling up of the redmen
than he did of that red berry. His comparisons were of æons and not of
decades or mere centuries.

"There is no use in talking about it!" exclaimed Zebedee. "I've got to
climb that tree, if it means one hundred dollars' fine and a month in
jail."

That was exactly the way I felt. It seemed to me as though I simply had
to get up that tree. The park policeman was nowhere in sight, and
Zebedee ran lightly up the bent back of the ancient giant, Dum after
him. It was easy climbing, and I would have followed suit in spite of my
ankle, that I could not yet quite trust, if I had not seen the helmet of
the policeman looming up over a near-by sepulchre.

Claire was shocked at what seemed to her a desecration, but Louis said
afterward he knew just how Mr. Tucker felt. He had always wanted to get
up that tree, and he considered it a kind of homage due the old oak.
Trees were meant to climb, and it was no more a desecration to climb
one even if it did happen to be in a cemetery, than it was to smell a
rose that bloomed there.

The policeman, all unconscious of the coons he had treed, came ambling
up and stood and talked to us for quite a while until Dee tactfully drew
him off to descant on the glories of the William Washington monument.
Zebedee and Dum sat very still in their leafy bower, so still that
Zebedee declared a bird came and tweaked some of Dum's hair out to help
line his nest; but Dum said he did it himself until she had to make a
noise like a catbird to make him stop.

There is no telling what fine and punishment would have been imposed on
the miscreants. It was not that it was such a terribly naughty thing to
do, but just that it had never been done before. They slipped down,
however, while the policeman's back was turned and came up smiling
around the other side with the innocent expression a cat assumes when he
has been in the cream jug.

"It was worth it," whispered Zebedee to me; "I am so sorry you couldn't
get up, too. The old fellow was glad to have us up there. He told me
that no children had climbed up to hug him for at least a hundred years.
I didn't tell him that I was grown up, but just let him treat me like a
little child. He didn't know the difference."

"I shouldn't think he would," I laughed, "when there isn't any
difference."

       *       *       *       *       *

And now it is time to stop, and I shall have to close my story of
Charleston. All of us wanted to dream on there forever. It had been a
wonderful time. We had made lifelong friends of Molly Brown and 'Fessor
Green. We had flopped into the lives of the Gaillards and expected to
stay. We had made our way into one of the most difficult and exclusive
homes in the city of exclusive homes, and Miss Judith and Miss Arabella
Laurens had taken us to their fluttering hearts.

Their thin pocketbooks had also opened to take in a fair and generous
recompense for their kind hospitality--but it had been Zebedee and not
Edwin Green who had finally and tactfully completed our business
arrangements.

Now Zebedee said he must get back to his newspaper. He felt it calling
him, as he had discovered an advertisement on the editorial page--a
crime in newspaperdom that was deserving of capital punishment. He must
get back and chop off somebody's head.

Then 'Fessor Green began to fear his assistant was not able to do his
work, and Molly couldn't wait another day to see little Mildred, her
baby. I knew it was selfish for me to stay any longer from father, who
did have a stupid time of it when all was told.

Dee began to feel that Brindle missed her. Dum said it was because Louis
had the same expression in his eyes that Brindle did and it made Dee
feel that she must get back to her pet.

We parted from our friends with many assurances of meeting again. The
Greens asked us to visit them at Wellington or in Kentucky, where they
spent their summers, and of course we asked them to come see us in
Virginia. Molly was to send us letters of introduction to her friends
in New York, and Louis was planning to stop in Richmond on his way to
Exmoor. Parting was only planning for future meetings.

I was to stay at Bracken for several months and then meet my friends at
Price's Landing, so sometime I shall tell you my experiences there, in
"A House Party with the Tucker Twins."


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Transcriber's Notes:

Obvious punctuation errors repaired.

Varied hyphenation was retained. This includes words such as
sight-seeing and sightseeing.

Page 10, "vllage" changed to "village" (in the village)

Page 124, "Keat's" changed to "Keats'" (John Keats' epitaph)

Page 164, two missing letters filled in blank space "Bal more" changed
to "Baltimore" (Lady Baltimore cake)

Page 217, "perserving" changed to "preserving" (of a preserving-kettle)

Page 259, word "I" inserted into text (If I should forget)

Page 310 "ALLENS" changed to "ALLEN'S" (AT MISS ALLEN'S SCHOOL)





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