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                         The LAST Gentleman

                           By Rory Magill

                     Illustrated by TED SPEICHER

[Transcriber Note: This etext was produced from IF Worlds of Science
Fiction January 1953. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence
that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]


[Sidenote: _No one knew, no one cared. For a great lethargy was
overcoming the people and their only salvation was--_]


The explosion brought Jim Peters upright in bed. He sat there, leaning
back on the heels of his hands, blinking stupidly at the wall. His
vision cleared and he looked down at Myra, just stirring beside him.
Myra opened her eyes.

Jim said, "Did you feel that?"

Myra yawned. "I thought I was dreaming. It was an explosion or
something, wasn't it?"

Jim's lips set grimly. After ten years of cold war, there was only one
appropriate observation, and he made it. "I guess maybe this is it."

As by common agreement, they got out of bed and pulled on their robes.
They went downstairs and out into the warm summer night. Other people
had come out of their homes also. Shadowy figures moved and collected in
the darkness.

"Sounded right on top of us."

"I was looking out the window. Didn't see no flash."

"Must have been further away than it seemed."

This last was spoken hopefully, and reflected the mood of all the
people. Maybe it wasn't the bomb after all.

Oddly, no one had thought to consult a radio. The thought struck them as
a group and they broke into single and double units again--hurrying back
into the houses. Lights began coming on here and there.

Jim Peters took Myra's hand, unconsciously, as they hurried up the porch
steps. "Hugh would know," Jim said. "I kind of wish Hugh was here."

Myra laughed lightly--a calculated laugh, meant to disguise the gravity
of this terrible thing. "That's not very patriotic, Jim. If that was the
bomb, Hugh will be kept busy making other bombs to send back to them."

"But he'd know. I'll bet he could tell just by the sound of it." Jim
smiled quietly in the darkness--proudly. It wasn't everybody who had a
genius for a brother. A nuclear scientist didn't happen in every family.
Hugh was somebody to be proud of.

They turned on the radio and sat huddled in front of it. The tubes
warmed with maddening slowness. Then there came the deliberately
impersonal voice of the announcer:

"--on the strength of reports now in, it appears the enemy bungled
badly. Instead of crippling the nation, they succeeded only in alerting
it. The bombs--at this time there appear to have been five of them
dropped--formed a straight north-south line across western United
States. One detonated close to the Idaho-Utah line. The other four were
placed at almost equi-distant points to the south--the fifth bomb,
according to first reports, exploding in a Mexican desert. We have been
informed that Calas, Utah, a town of nine hundred persons, has been
completely annihilated. For further reports, keep tuned to this
station."

[Illustration: _The fifth "one" exploded in the Mexican desert._]

A dance band cut in. Jim got up from his chair. "They certainly did
bungle," he said. "Imagine wasting four atom bombs like that."

Myra got up also. "Would you like some coffee?"

"That'd be a good idea. I don't feel like going back to bed. I want to
listen for more reports."

But there were no more reports. An hour passed. Another and another. Jim
spun the dials and got either silence or the cheerful blatherings of
some inane disc jockey who prattled on as though nothing had happened.

Finally Jim snapped the set off. "Censorship," he said. "Now we're going
to see what it's really like."

In the morning they gathered again in groups--the villagers in this
little community of five hundred, and discussed the shape of things to
come, as they visualized them.

"It'll take a little time to get into action," old Sam Bennett said.
"Even expecting it, and with how fast things move these days--it'll take
time."

"If they invade us--come down from the north--you think the government
will let us know they're coming?"

"You can't tell. Censorship is a funny thing. In the last war, we knew
more about what was going on in Europe than the people that lived
there."

At that moment, old Mrs. Kendal fainted dead away and had to be carried
home. Three men carried her and Tom Edwards was one of them. "Kind of
heavy, ain't she?" Tom said. "I never thought Mary weighed much more
than a hundred."

That night the village shook. In his home, Jim staggered against the
wall. Myra fell to the floor. There were two tremors--the second worse
than the first. Then things steadied away, and he helped Myra to her
feet.

"But there wasn't any noise," Myra whispered. The whisper was loud in
the silence.

"That was an earthquake," Jim said. "Nothing to worry about. Might be
one of the bomb's after effects."

The quake did no great damage in the village, but it possibly
contributed to old Mrs. Kendal's death. She passed on an hour later.
"Poor old lady," a neighbor told Myra. "She was plain weary. That was
what she said just before she closed her eyes. 'Hazel' she said, 'I'm
just plumb tuckered.'"

The neighbor wiped her face with her apron and turned toward home.
"Think I'll lie down for a spell. I'm tuckered myself. Can't take things
like I used to."

       *       *       *       *       *

Now it was a week after the earthquake--two weeks after the falling of
the bombs, and the town went on living. But it was strange, very
strange. Art Cordell voiced the general opinion when he said, "You know,
we waited a long time for the thing to happen--we kind of visualized,
maybe, how it'd be. But I didn't figure it'd be anything like this."

"Maybe there isn't any war," Jim said. "Washington hasn't said so."

"Censorship."

"But isn't that carrying censorship a little too far? The people ought
to be told whether or not they're at war."

But the people didn't seem to care. A deadening lethargy had settled
over them. A lethargy they felt and questioned in their own minds, but
didn't talk about, much. Talking itself seemed to have become an effort.

This continued weariness--this dragging of one foot after another--was
evidently the result of radiation from the bombs. What other place could
it come from? The radiation got blamed for just about everything
untoward that happened. It caused Jenkin's apples to fall before they
were half-ripe. Something about it bent the young wheat to the ground
where it mildewed and rotted.

Some even blamed the radiation for the premature birth of Jane Elman's
baby, even though such things had happened before even gun powder was
invented.

But it certainly was a strange war. Nothing came over the radio at all.
Nobody seemed to care, really. Probably because they were just plain too
tired. Jim Peters dragged himself to and from work in sort of a daze.
Myra got her housework done, but it was a greater effort every day. All
she could think of was the times she could drop on the lounge for a
rest. She didn't care much whether a war was going on or not.

People had quit waiting for them to come down from the north. They knew
that the places where the bombs had fallen were guarded like Fort Knox.
Nobody got in or out.

Jim remembered the flash, the color, the rumors, the excitement of World
War Two. The grim resolution of the people to buckle down and win it.
Depots jammed. Kids going off to join.

But nobody went to join this war. That was funny. Somehow Jim hadn't
thought of that before. None of the kids was being called up. Did they
have enough men? Washington didn't say. Washington didn't say anything.

And the people didn't seem to care. That was the strange thing, when you
could get your tired mind to focus on it.

The people didn't care. They were too busily occupied with the grim
business of putting one foot in front of the other.

Jim got home one evening to find Myra staring dully at a small handful
of ground meat. "That's a pound," she said.

Jim frowned. "What do you mean? That little bit?"

Myra nodded. "I asked for a pound of hamburger and Art put that much on
the scale. In fact not even that much. It said a pound. I saw it. But
there was such a little bit that he felt guilty and put some more on."

Jim turned away. "I'm not hungry anyhow," he said.

       *       *       *       *       *

At ten that night, after they were in bed, a knock sounded on the door.
They had been in bed three hours, because all they could think of as
soon as they had eaten was getting into bed and staying there until the
last possible minute on the following morning.

But the knock came and Jim went down. He called back upstairs with more
life than he'd shown in a long time, "Myra--come down. It's Hugh. Hugh's
come to see us."

And Myra came down quickly--something she hadn't done for a long time
either.

Hugh seemed weary and drawn, but his smile was the same. Hugh hadn't
changed a great deal from the gangling kid who never studied mathematics
in school but always had the answers. It came natural to him.

During the coffee that Myra made, Hugh said, "Had quite a time getting
here. Trains disrupted. All air lines grounded. But I wanted to see you
again before--"

"Then there _is_ a war," Jim said. "We've been kind of wondering out
here. With the censorship we don't get any news and the people
hereabouts have almost forgotten the bombs I guess."

Hugh stared into his coffee cup for a long time. "No--there isn't any
war." Hugh grinned wryly. "I don't think anybody in the world has got
enough energy left to fight one."

"There _was_ one then? One that's over?" Jim felt suddenly like a fool,
sitting here on a world that might have gone through a war stretching
from pole to pole, and asking if it had happened as though he lived on
Mars somewhere--out of touch. But that's the way it was.

"No there wasn't any war."

"You mean our government shot off those bombs themselves? You know I
thought it was funny. Landing out in the desert that way like they did.

"Old Joe would have hit for Chicago or Detroit or New York. It was silly
to say bombs dropped on the desert came from an enemy."

"No--the government didn't fire them."

Myra set her cup down. "Jim, stop asking Hugh so many questions. He's
tired. He's come a long way. The questions can wait."

"Yes--I guess they can. We'll show you where your room is, Hugh."

As she opened the window of the spare bedroom, Myra stood for a moment
looking out. "Moon's certainly pretty tonight. So big and yellow. Wish I
wasn't too tired to enjoy it."

They went to bed then, in the quiet home under the big yellow moon over
the quiet town. A moon over a quiet country--over a weary, waiting,
world.

Jim didn't go to work the next day. He hadn't planned to stay away from
work, but he and Myra awoke very late and it was then that he made up
his mind. For a long time, they lay in bed, not even the thought of Hugh
being around and all the things they wanted to talk about, could bring
them out of bed until they felt guilty about not getting up.

Hugh was sitting on the front porch watching the still trees in the
yard. There was a breeze blowing, but it wasn't enough to move the
leaves. Every leaf hung straight down, not stirring, and the grass
seemed matted and bent toward the earth.

Myra got breakfast. She dropped the skillet while transferring the eggs
to a platter but she got her foot out of the way so no harm was done.
After breakfast the men went back outside. Jim moved automatically
toward a chair.

Then he stopped and frowned. He straightened deliberately. He turned and
looked at his brother. He said, "Hugh. You're a man that knows. What's
wrong? What did those bombs do to us? Tell me. I've got to know."

Hugh was silent for a time. Then he said, "Feel up to a walk?"

"Certainly. Why not?"

They went to the edge of town and out into a pasture and stopped finally
by a brook where the water flowed sluggishly.

After a while, Hugh said, "I'm not supposed to tell anybody anything,
but somehow it doesn't seem decent--keeping the truth from your own
brother. And what difference does it make--really?"

"What's happened, Hugh."

"There weren't any bombs."

"No bombs."

"It happened this way. Long before this Earth was formed, a million
light years out in space, a white dwarf died violently."

"You're talking in riddles."

Hugh looked up into the blue sky. "A dwarf star, Jim. So incredibly
heavy, it would be hard for you to conceive of its weight. This star
blew up--broke into five pieces and the five pieces followed each other
through space. This world was formed in the meantime--maybe even this
galaxy--we don't know. So the five pieces of heavy star had a rendezvous
with a world unborn. The world was born and grew old and then the
rendezvous was kept. Right on schedule. On some schedule so huge and
ponderous we can't even begin to understand it."

"The five bombs."

"They hit the earth in a line and drove deep into the ground. But that
was only the beginning. It all has to do with magnetism--the way they
kept right on burrowing toward the center of our earth--causing the
earthquakes--causing apples to fall from trees." Hugh turned to glance
at Jim. "Did you know you weigh around six hundred pounds now?"

"I haven't weighed myself lately."

"We checked and found out what the stuff was. We'd never seen anything
like it before. That star was a real heavyweight. All the pieces are
drawing together toward the center of earth. But they'll never get
there."

"They won't."

"We're doomed, Jim. Earth is doomed. That's the why of this censorship.
We didn't want panics--mass suicide--a world gone mad."

"How's it going to come?"

"If allowed to run its course, the world would come to a complete
standstill. Nothing would grow. People would move slower and slower
until they finally fell in their tracks and could not get up. Eternal
night on one side of a dead planet--eternal day on the other."

"But it's not going to happen?"

Hugh's mind went off on another track. "You know, Jim--I've never been a
religious man. In fact I've only had one concept of God. I believe that
God--above all, is a gentleman."

Jim said nothing and after a moment, Hugh went on. "Do you know what
they do when they execute a man by firing squad?"

"What do they do?"

"After the squad fires its volley, the Captain steps up to the fallen
man and puts a bullet through his brain. The man is executed for a
reason, but the bullet is an act of mercy--the act of a gentleman.

"We are being executed for a reason we can't understand, and the bullet
has already been fired, Jim. Another ten hours--eleven hours."

"What bullet?"

"Look up there. See it? The Moon."

Jim looked dully into the sky. "It's bigger--a way bigger."

"Hurtling in toward us at ever increasing speed. When it hits--"

Jim looked at his brother with complete understanding at last. "When it
hits--we won't be here any more."

"That's right. A quick, easy death for the world--from the bullet fired
by the Last Gentleman."

They turned back toward the house. "Shall I tell Myra," Jim asked.

"What do you think you should do?"

"No--no, we won't tell her. We've got ten hours."

"Yes--we've got ten hours."

"Let's go home and have some coffee."