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PLEASANT JOURNEY

 It's nice to go on a pleasant journey.
 There is, however, a very difficult question concerning
 the other half of the ticket ...

BY RICHARD F. THIEME

Illustrated by George Schelling


"What do you call it?" the buyer asked Jenkins.

"I named it 'Journey Home' but you can think up a better name for it if
you want. I'll guarantee that it sells, though. There's nothing like it
on any midway."

"I'd like to try it out first, of course," Allenby said. "Star-Time uses
only the very best, you know."

"Yes, I know," Jenkins said. He had heard the line before, from almost
every carnival buyer to whom he had sold. He did not do much business
with the carnivals; there weren't enough to keep him busy with large or
worthwhile rides and features. The amusement parks of the big cities
were usually the best markets.

Allenby warily eyed the entrance, a room fashioned from a side-show
booth. A rough red curtain concealed the inside. Over the doorway, in
crude dark blue paint, was lettered, "Journey Home." Behind the doorway
was a large barnlike structure, newly painted white, where Jenkins did
his planning, his building, and his finishing. When he sold a new ride
it was either transported from inside the building through the large,
pull-away doors in back or taken apart piece by piece and shipped to the
park or carny that bought it.

"Six thousand's a lot of money," the buyer said.

"Just try it," Jenkins told him.

The buyer shrugged. "O.K.," he said. "Let's go in." They walked through
the red curtain. Inside the booth-entrance was a soft-cushioned
easy-chair, also red, secured firmly in place. It was a piece of salvage
from a two-engine commercial airplane. A helmet looking like a Flash
Gordon accessory-hair drier combination was set over it. Jenkins flipped
a switch and the room became bright with light. "I thought you said this
wasn't a thrill ride," Allenby said, looking at the helmetlike structure
ominously hanging over the chair.

"It isn't," Jenkins said, smiling. "Sit down." He strapped the buyer
into place in the chair.

"Hey, wait a minute," Allenby protested. "Why the straps?"

"Leave everything to me and don't worry," Jenkins said, fitting the
headgear into place over the buyer's head. The back of it fitted easily
over the entire rear of the skull, down to his neck. The front came just
below the eyes. After turning the light off, Jenkins pulled the curtain
closed. It was completely black inside.

"Have a nice trip," Jenkins said, pulling a switch on the wall and
pushing a button on the back of the chair at the same time.

Currents shifted and repatterned themselves inside the helmet and were
fed into Allenby at the base of his skull, at the medulla. The currents
of alternating ions mixed with the currents of his varied and random
brain waves, and the impulses of one became the impulses of the other.
Allenby jerked once with the initial shock and was then still, his mind
and body fused with the pulsating currents of the chair.

Suddenly, Roger Allenby was almost blinded by bright, naked light.
Allenby's first impression was one of disappointment at the failure of
the device. Jenkins was reliable, usually, and hadn't come up with a
fluke yet.

Allenby got out of the chair and called for Jenkins, holding on to the
arm of the chair to keep his bearings. "Hey! Where are you? Jenkins!" He
tried to look around him but the bright, intense light revealed nothing.
He swore to himself, extending his arms in front of him for something to
grasp. As he groped for a solid, the light became more subdued and
shifted from white into a light, pleasant blue.

       *       *       *       *       *

Shapes and forms rearranged themselves in front of him and gradually
became distinguishable. He was in a city, or on top of a city. A
panoramic view was before him and he saw the creations of human beings,
obviously, but a culture far removed from his. A slight path of white
began at his feet and expanded as it fell slightly, ramplike, over and
into the city. The buildings were whiter than the gate of false dreams
that Penelope sung of and the streets and avenues were blue, not gray.
The people wore white and milled about in the streets below him. They
shouted as one; their voices were not cries but songs and they sang his
name.

He started walking on the white strip. It was flexible and supported his
weight easily. Then he was running, finding his breath coming in sharp
gasps and he was among the crowds. They smiled at him as he passed by
and held out their hands to him. Their faces shone with a brilliance of
awareness and he knew that they loved him. Troubled, frightened, he kept
running, blindly, and, abruptly, there were no people, no buildings.

He was walking now, at the left side of a modern super-highway, against
the traffic. Autos sped by him, too quickly for him to determine the
year of model. Across the divider the traffic was heavier, autos
speeding crazily ahead in the direction he was walking; none stopped. He
halted for a moment and looked around him. There was nothing on the
sides of the road: no people, no fields, no farms, no cities, no
blackness. There was nothing. But far ahead there was green etched
around the horizon as the road dipped and the cars sped over it. He
walked more quickly, catching his breath, and came closer and closer to
the green.

Allenby stopped momentarily and turned around, looking at the highway
that was behind him. It was gone. Only bleak, black and gray hills of
rock and rubble were there, no cars, no life. He shuddered and continued
on toward the end of the highway. The green blended in with the blue of
the sky now. Closer he came, until just over the next rise in the road
the green was bright. Not knowing or caring why, he was filled with
expectation and he ran again and was in the meadow.

All around him were the greens of the grasses and leaves and the yellows
and blues of the field flowers. It was warm, a spring day, with none of
the discomfort of summer heat. Jubilant, Roger spun around in circles,
inhaling the fragrance of the field, listening to the hum of insect life
stirring back to awareness after a season of inactivity. Then he was
running and tumbling, barefoot, his shirt open, feeling the soft grass
give way underfoot and the soil was good and rich beneath him.

He saw a stream ahead, with clear water melodiously flowing by him. He
went to it and drank, the cold, good water quenching all his thirst,
clearing all the stickiness of his throat and mind. He dashed the water
on his face and was happy and felt the coolness of it as the breeze
picked up and swept his hair over his forehead. With a shake of his head
he tossed it back in place and ran again, feeling the air rush into his
lungs with coolness and vibrance unknown since adolescence. No nicotine
spasms choked him and the air was refreshing.

Then up the hill he sped, pushing hard, as the marigolds and dandelions
parted before him. At the top he stopped and looked and smiled
ecstatically as he saw the green rolling land and the stream, curving
around from behind the house, his house, the oaks forming a secret lair
behind it, and he felt the youth of the world in his lungs and under his
feet. He heard the voice calling from that house, his house, calling him
to Saturday lunch.

"I'm coming!" he cried happily and was tumbling down the hill, rolling
over and over, the hill and ground and sky blending blues and greens and
nothing had perspective. The world was spinning and everything was black
again. He shook his head to clear the dizziness.

       *       *       *       *       *

"Well?" Jenkins said. "How was it?"

Allenby looked up at him as Jenkins swung the helmet back and unhooked
the seatbelt. He squinted as Jenkins flipped the light switch and the
brightness hit him.

His surroundings became distinguishable again very slowly and he knew he
was back in the room. "Where was I?" he asked.

Jenkins shrugged. "I don't know. It was all yours. You went wherever you
wanted to go, wherever home is." Jenkins smiled down at him. "Did you
visit more than one place?" he asked. The buyer nodded. "I thought so.
It seems that a person tries a few before finally deciding where to go."

The buyer stood up and stretched. "Could I please see the barn?" he
asked, meaning the huge workshop where Jenkins did the construction
work.

"Sure," Jenkins said and opened the door opposite the red curtain into
the workshop. It was empty.

"You mean it was all up here? I didn't move at all?" He tapped his
cranium with his index finger.

"That's right," Jenkins said anxiously. "Do you want it or not?"

Allenby stood looking into the empty room. "Yes ... yes, of course," he
said. "How long did the whole thing last?"

"About ten seconds," Jenkins said, looking at his watch. "It seems much
longer to the traveler. I'm not sure, but I think the imagined time
varies with each person. It's always around ten seconds of actual time,
though, so you can make a lot of money on it, even if you only have one
machine."

"Money?" Allenby said. "Money, yes, of course." He took a checkbook from
his inside pocket and hurriedly wrote a check for six thousand dollars.
"When can we have it delivered?" he asked.

"You want it shipped the usual way?"

"No," Allenby said, staring at the red-cushioned chair. "Send it air
freight. Then bill us for the expense."

"Whatever you say," Jenkins said, smiling, taking the check. "You'll
have it by the first of the week, probably. I'll put a complete parts
and assembly manual inside the crate."

"Good, good. But maybe I should test it again, you know. Star-Time can't
really afford to make a mistake as expensive as this."

"No," Jenkins said quickly. Then, "I'll guarantee it, of course. If it
doesn't work out, I'll give you a full refund. But don't try it again,
today. Don't let anyone have it more than once in one day. Stamp them on
the hand or something when they take the trip."

"Why?"

Jenkins looked troubled. "I'm not sure, but people might not want to
come back. Too many times in a row and they might be able to stay
there ... in their minds of course."

"Of course, of course. Well, it's been a pleasure doing business with
you, Mr. Jenkins. I hope to see you again soon." They walked back to
Allenby's not-very-late model car and shook hands. Allenby drove away.

On the way back to the hotel, and as he lay for a long time in the
bathtub, letting the warmness drift away from the water, the thought ran
over and over in his mind. They might be able to stay there, Allenby
said to himself. They might be able to stay there. He smiled warmly at a
crack in the plaster as he thought of the first of the week and the
fragrant meadow.




Transcriber's Note:

    This etext was produced from _Analog Science Fact & Fiction_
    November 1963. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
    the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed. Minor spelling
    and typographical errors have been corrected without note.