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FROM A CORNISH WINDOW.

By

ARTHUR THOMAS QUILLER-COUCH.


DEDICATION.


MY DEAR WILLIAM ARCHER,

Severe and ruthlessly honest man that you are, you will find that the
levities and the gravities of this book do not accord, and will say so.

I plead only that they were written at intervals, and in part for
recreation, during years in which their author has striven to maintain a
cheerful mind while a popular philosophy which he believed to be cheap
took possession of men and translated itself into politics which he knew
to be nasty.  I may summarise it, in its own jargon, as the philosophy of
the Superman, and succinctly describe it as an attempt to stretch a part
of the Darwinian hypothesis and make it cover the whole of man's life and
conduct.  I need not remind you how fatally its doctrine has flattered, in
our time and in our country, the worst instincts of the half-educated:
but let us remove it from all spheres in which we are interested and
contemplate it as expounded by an American Insurance 'Lobbyist,' a few days
ago, before the Armstrong Committee:--

    "The Insurance world to-day is the greatest financial proposition in
     the United States; and, _as great affairs always do, it commands a
     higher law._"

I have read precisely the same doctrine in a University Sermon preached by
an Archbishop; but there its point was confused by pietistic rhetoric:
the point being that in life, which is a struggle, success has in itself
something divine, by virtue of which it can be to itself a law of right
and wrong; and (inferentially) that a man is relieved of the noble
obligation to command himself so soon and in so far as he is rich enough
or strong enough to command other people.

But why (you will ask) do I drag this doctrine into a dedication?
Because, my dear Archer, I have fought against it for close upon seventeen
years; because seventeen years is no small slice of a man's life--rather,
so long a time that it has taught me to prize my bruises and prefer that,
if anybody hereafter care to know me, he shall know me as one whose spirit
took its cheer in intervals of a fight against detestable things; that--
let him rank me in talent never so low beside my contemporaries who
preached this doctrine--he shall at least have no excuse but to acquit me
of being one with them in mind or purpose; and lastly, because in these
times few things have brought me such comfort (stern comfort!) as I have
derived from your criticism, so hospitable to ideas, so inflexible in
judging right from wrong.  As I have lived lonelier it has been better for
me, and a solace beyond your guessing, to have been reminded that
criticism still lives amongst us and has a Roman spirit.

A. T. QUILLER-COUCH

The Haven,
FOWEY,
April 3rd, 1906.



PREFACE.

My old friend and publisher, Mr. Arrowsmith, maintains that the time has
come for a cheap edition of this book.  Should the public endorse that
opinion, he will probably go about pretending that his head is as good as
his heart.

_From a Cornish Window_ first appeared between cloth covers some six or
seven years ago.  I see that its Dedication bears the date, April 3rd,
1906.  But parts of it were written years before in the old _Pall Mall
Magazine_, under the editorship of Lord Frederic Hamilton (who invented
its title for me), and a few fragments date back almost to undergraduate
days.  The book, in short, is desultory to the last degree, and discourses
in varying moods on a variety of topics.  Yet, turning the pages again,
I find them curiously and somewhat alarmingly consistent--consistent not
only in themselves, but with their surviving author as he sits here
to-day, using the same pen-holder which he bought for twopence in 1886,
and gazing out of the same window, soon to be exchanged for another with a
view more academic:  and 'alarmingly consistent' because (as Emerson has
very justly observed) a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little
minds.  To persevere in one fixed outlook upon life may be evidence of
arrested capacity to grow, while on the other hand mere flightiness
is a sure sign that the mind has not even arrived at man's estate.
The best plan seems to be to care not a farthing for consistency or
inconsistency, but to keep the eye turned outwards, and to keep it fresh
by taking on new interests  (however trivial), and reading new books, but
still comparing them with the old.  I think we ought to be especially
careful to read new poetry as we get on in life, if only as a discipline--
as men with increasing waists practise calisthenics--because poetry is
always trying to reach beyond the phenomena of life, and because these are
all the while, if imperceptibly, narrowing us within the round of daily
habit.  As the author of _Ionica_ put it (I quote from memory)--

     Our feelings lose poetic flow
     Soon after thirty years or so:
     Professionising modern men
     Thenceforth admire what pleased them then.

But on the whole I do not regret this consistency, believing that the
years 1896-1906 laid an almost holy constraint on the few who believed
neither in Sham-Imperialism nor in the Superman, to stand together,
to be stubborn, to refuse as doggedly as possible to bow the knee to these
idols, to miss no opportunity of drawing attention to their feet of clay.

I seem to perceive that the day of the Superman is drawing to its close.
He is a recurring nuisance, like the influenza, and no doubt will afflict
mankind again in due season.  But our generation has enjoyed a peculiarly
poisonous variety of him.  In his Renaissance guise, whether projected
upon actual history, as in the person of Richard III, or strutting
sublimated through Marlowe's blank verse, he spared at any rate to
sentimentalise his brutality.  Our forefathers summed him up in the
byword that an Italianate Englishman was a devil incarnate; but he _had_
the grace of being Italianate.  It is from the Germanised avatar--the
Bismarck of the 'Ems telegram,' with his sentimentalising historians and
philosophers--that Europe would seem to be recovering to-day.  Well, I
believe that the Christian virtues, the lovable and honourable code of
ancient gentlemen, may always be trusted to win in the long run, and
extrude the impostor.  But while his vogue lasts, it may be of service to
keep reminding men that to falsify another man's dispatch is essentially a
stupider action than to tilt at windmills: and that is the main moral of
my book.

Arthur Quiller-Couch.

December 2nd, 1912.



JANUARY.


Should any reader be puzzled by the title of this discursive volume, the
following verses may provide him with an explanation.  They were written
some time ago for a lady who had requested, required, requisitioned
(I forget the precise shade of the imperative) something for her album.
"We are in the last ages of the world," wrote Charles Lamb to Barry
Cornwall, "when St. Paul prophesied that women should be 'headstrong,
lovers of their own will, having albums.--'"


                  BEATUS POSSIDENS.


     I can't afford a mile of sward,
        Parterres and peacocks gay;
     For velvet lawns and marble fauns
        Mere authors cannot pay.

     And so I went and pitched my tent
        Above a harbour fair,
     Where vessels picturesquely rigg'd
        Obligingly repair.

     The harbour is not mine at all:
        I make it so--what odds?
     And gulls unwitting on my wall
        Serve me for garden-gods.

     By ships that ride below kaleid-
        oscopically changed,
     Unto my mind each day I find
        My garden rearranged.

     These, madam, are my daffodils,
        My pinks, my hollyhocks,
     My herds upon a hundred hills,
        My phloxes and my flocks.

     And when some day you deign to pay
        The call that's overdue,
     I'll wave a landlord's easy hand
        And say, "Admire _my_ view!"

Now I do not deny that a part of the content expressed in these lines may
come of resignation.  In some moods, were I to indulge them, it were
pleasant to fancy myself owner of a vast estate, champaign and woodland;
able to ride from sea to sea without stepping off my own acres, with
villeins and bondmen, privileges of sak and soke, infangthef,
outfangthef, rents, tolls, dues, royalties, and a private gallows for
autograph-hunters.  These things, however, did not come to me by
inheritance, and for a number of sufficient reasons I have not amassed
them.  As for those other ambitions which fill the dreams of every healthy
boy, a number of them had become of faint importance even before a
breakdown of health seemed definitely to forbid their attainment.
Here at home, far from London, with restored strength, I find myself less
concerned with them than are my friends and neighbours, yet more keenly
interested than ever in life and letters, art and politics--all that men
and women are saying and doing.  Only the centre of gravity has shifted,
so to speak.

I dare say, then, that resignation may have some share in this content;
but if so 'tis an unconscious and happy one.  A man who has been writing
novels for a good part of his life should at least be able to sympathise
with various kinds of men; and, for an example or two, I can understand--

   1.   Why Alexander cried (if he ever did) because he had no second
        world to conquer.

   2.   Why Shakespeare, as an Englishman, wanted a coat of arms and
        a respectable estate in his own native country town.

   3.   What and how deep are the feelings beneath that  _cri du
         coeur_  of Mr.  Wilfrid Blunt's 'Old Squire:'--


    "I like the hunting of the hare
        Better than that of the fox;
     I like the joyous morning air,
        And the crowing of the cocks.

    "I covet not a wider range
        Than these dear manors give;
     I take my pleasures without change,
        And as I lived I live.

    "Nor has the world a better thing,
        Though one should search it round,
     Than thus to live one's own sole king
        Upon one's own sole ground.

    "I like the hunting of the hare;
        It brings me day by day
     The memory of old days as fair,
        With dead men past away.

    "To these as homeward still I ply,
        And pass the churchyard gate,
     Where all are laid as I must lie,
        I stop and raise my hat.

    "I like the hunting of the hare:
        New sports I hold in scorn.
     I like to be as my fathers were
        In the days ere I was born."

   4.  What--to start another hare--were Goldsmith's feelings when he
       wrote--

         "And as a hare whom hounds and horns pursue
          Pants to the place from whence at first she flew,
          I still had hopes, my long vexations past,
          Here to return--and die at home at last."

   5.   With what heart Don Quixote rode forth to tilt at sheep and
        windmills, and again with what heart in that saddest of all
        last chapters he bade his friends look not for this year's
        birds in last year's nests.

   6.   Why the young man went away sadly, because he had great
        possessions and could not see his way to bestowing them all
        on the poor; why, on the contrary, St. Paulinus of Nola and
        St. Francis of Assisi joyfully renounced their wealth; what
        Prudhon meant by saying that 'property is theft'; and what a
        poor Welsh clergyman of the seventeenth century by
        proclaiming in verse and prose that he was heir of all the
        world, and properties, hedges, boundaries, landmarks meant
        nothing to him, since all was his that his soul enjoyed; yes,
        and even what inspired him to pen this golden sentence--

          "_You will never enjoy the world aright till the sea itself
           floweth in your veins, till you are clothed with the heavens
           and crowned with the stars._"


My window, then, looks out from a small library upon a small harbour
frequented by ships of all nations--British, Danish, Swedish, Norwegian,
Russian, French, German, Italian, with now and then an American or a
Greek--and upon a shore which I love because it is my native country.  Of
all views I reckon that of a harbour the most fascinating and the most
easeful, for it combines perpetual change with perpetual repose.  It
amuses like a panorama and soothes like an opiate, and when you have
realised this you will understand why so many thousands of men around this
island appear to spend all their time in watching tidal water.  Lest you
should suspect me of taking a merely dilettante interest in the view, I
must add that I am a Harbour Commissioner.

As for the house, it is a plain one; indeed, very like the house a child
draws on a slate, and therefore pleasing even externally to me, who prefer
the classical to any Gothic style of architecture.  Why so many strangers
mistake it with its modest dimensions for a hotel, I cannot tell you.
I found one in the pantry the other day searching for a brandy-and-soda;
another rang the dining-room bell and dumbfoundered the maid by asking
what we had for lunch; and a third (a lady) cried when I broke to her that
I had no sitting-room to let.  We make it a rule to send out a chair
whenever some unknown invader walks into the garden and prepares to make a
water-colour sketch of the view.

There are some, too, whose behaviour cannot be reconciled with the
hallucination of a hotel, and they must take the house for a public
institution of some kind, though of what kind I cannot guess.
There was an extremely bashful youth, for instance, who roamed the garden
for a while on the day after the late Duke of Cambridge's funeral, and,
suddenly dashing in by the back door, wanted to know why our flag was not
at half-mast.  There was also a lady who called on the excuse that she had
made a life-study of the Brontes, and after opining (in a guarded manner)
that they came, originally, from somewhere in Yorkshire, desired to be
informed how many servants we kept.  I have sometimes thought of
rechristening our house The Hotel of the Four Seasons, and thereby
releasing its true name (The Haven) to a friend who covets it for his own.

On the whole, however, these visitors disturb the house and the view from
my window very little.  The upper halves of them, as they pass up and down
the road, appear above my garden wall much as the shadows that passed in
Plato's cave.  They come, enjoy their holiday, and go, leaving the window
intent upon the harbour, its own folk and its own business.


And now for the book, which is really not a book at all, but a chapter of
one.

Last autumn I returned from a holiday to find that the publishing season
had begun.  This was announced by a stack of new books, review copies and
presentation copies, awaiting me on my window-seat.  I regarded it sourly.
A holiday is the most unsettling thing in the world.  At the end of it I
regain the well-worn chair with a sigh of pleasure and reach for the
familiar tobacco-jar, wondering how I could have been fool enough to leave
them; yet somehow this lively sense of repurchased habit does not go far
enough and compel me to work.  Being at home is a game, and so good a game
that I play at it merely, rearranging my shelves and, under pretence of
dealing with arrears of correspondence, skimming the literary papers and
book-catalogues found amid the pile of letters.

It happened that the first postal-wrapper to be broken enclosed a copy of
_The Academy_, and _The Academy_ opened with this sentence: "Since our
last issue we have received one hundred and nineteen new books and
reprints."  I looked across to the pile on my window-seat and felt it to
be insignificant, though it interfered with my view of the English
Channel.  One hundred and nineteen books in a single week!  Yet who was I
to exclaim at their number?--I, who (it appeared) had contributed one of
them?  With that I remembered something which had happened just before my
holiday, and began to reflect on it, for the first time seriously.

A publisher had asked me for a complete list of my published works, to
print it on the fly-leaf of another of them.  I sat down with the best
intention and compiled it for him, and, in honest oblivion, omitted a
couple--of books, mind you--not of pamphlets, reviews, stray articles,
short stories, or any such trifles, but of books solemnly written for this
and future ages, solemnly printed, bound, and put into circulation at the
shops and libraries.  (Here, for the due impressiveness of the tale, it
becomes necessary to tell you that their author is an indolent and painful
writer, slow at the best of times.)

Well, the discovery that I had forgotten two of my own books at first
amused and then set me thinking.  "Here you are," said I to myself,
"a writer of sorts; and it's no use to pretend that you don't wish to be
remembered for a while after you are dead and done with."

"Quite right," the other part of me assented cheerfully.

"Well, then," urged the inquisitor, "this is a bad look-out.  If you had
been born a Dumas--I am speaking of fecundity, if you please, and of
nothing else--if you had been born a Dumas, and could rattle off a romance
in a fortnight, you might be excused for not keeping tally of your
productions.  Pitiful, dilatory worker that you are, if _you_ cannot
remember them, how can you expect the world (good Heavens!) to take the
trouble?"

"I suppose it won't," responded the other part of me, somewhat dashed;
then, picking up its spirits again, "But, anyhow, I shall know where to
lay the blame."

"On yourself?"

"Most assuredly not."

"Where, then?"

"Why, on the publishers."

"Ah, of course!"  (This with fine irony.)

"Yes, on the publishers.  Most authors do this during life, and now I
begin to see that all authors do it sooner or later.  For my part, I shall
defer it to the future state."

"Why?"

"Obviously because there will be no publishers thereabouts to contradict
me."

"And of what will you accuse them?"

"That they never issued my work in the form it deserved."

"I see.  Poor fellow!  You have the 'Edinburgh' Stevenson or something of
that sort on your mind, and are filled with nasty envy."

Upon this the other part of me fairly lost its temper.

"The 'Edinburgh' Stevenson!  The 'Edinburgh' Ste--, and you have known me
all these years!  The 'Edinburgh' Stevenson is a mighty handsome edition
of a mighty fine writer, but I have no more desire to promenade the ages
in that costume than to jump the moon.  No, I am not going to break any
more of the furniture.  I am handing you this chair that you may seat
yourself and listen . . . Now!  The book which I shall accuse my
publishers of not having produced will be in one volume--"

"Come, come.  Modesty is all very well, but don't overdo it."

"--folio."

"Oh!"

"--Of three thousand odd pages, printed (blunt type) in double columns,
and here and there in triple."

"O--oh!"

"--with marginalia by other hands, and footnotes running sometimes to
twenty thousand words, and, including above six thousand quotations from
the best poets--every one, in short, which has given me pleasure of a
certain quality, whether gentle or acute, at one time or another in my
life."

"!!!"

"--The whole profusely, not to say extravagantly, adorned with woodcuts in
the text, not to mention fifty or sixty full-page illustrations in
copper."

"By eminent artists?"

"Some of them by eminent artists, for the reason only that I number such
among my friends; the rest by amateurs and members of my household who
would help, out of mere affection, in raising this monument."

"They would do it execrably."

"I dare say; but that would not matter in the least.  The book should be
bound in leather and provided with serviceable clasps, as well as with a
couple of inner pockets for maps and charts.  The maps should contain
plenty of sea, with monsters rising from it--leviathans and sea-serpents--
as they do in Speed's map of Cornwall which hangs in the hall."

"Your book will need a window-seat to hold it."

"Ah, now you talk intelligently!  It was designed for a window-seat, and
its fortunate possessor will take care to provide one.  Have you any
further objections?"

"Only this: that a book of such a size written by one man (I make the
objection as little personal as I can)  must perforce contain many dull
pages."

"Hundreds of them; whole reams of dull pages."

"They will be skipped."

"They will be inserted with that object."

"Oh!"

"It is one of the conditions of becoming a classic."

"Who will read you?"

"Look here.  Do you remember the story of that old fellow--a Dutchman, I
think--who took a fancy to be buried in the church porch of his native
town, that he might hear the feet of the townsfolk, generation after
generation, passing over his head to divine service?"

"Well?"

"Well.  I shall stand on my shelf, bound in good leather, between (say)
_Bayle's Dictionary_ and _Sibrandus Schnafnaburgensis, his Delectable
Treatise_; and if some day, when the master of the house has been coaxed
by his womenfolk to take a holiday, and they descend upon the books, which
he (the humbug) never reads, belabour and bang the dust out of them and
flap them with dusters, and all with that vindictiveness which is the good
housewife's right attitude towards literature--"

"Had you not better draw breath?"

"Thank you.  I will: for the end of the protasis lies yet some way off.
If, I say, some child of the family, having chosen me out of the heap as a
capital fellow for a booby-trap, shall open me by hazard and, attracted by
the pictures, lug me off to the window-seat, why then God bless the child!
I shall come to my own.  He will not understand much at the time, but he
will remember me with affection, and in due course he will give me to his
daughter among her wedding presents (much to her annoyance, but the
bridegroom will soothe her).  This will happen through several generations
until I find myself an heirloom. . . ."

"You begin to assume that by this time you will be valuable.
Also permit me to remark that you have slipped into the present
indicative."

"As for the present indicative, I think you began it."

"No."

"Yes.  But it doesn't matter.  I begin precisely at the right moment to
assume a value which will be attached to me, not for my own sake, but on
account of dear grandpapa's book-plate and autograph on the fly-leaf.  (He
was the humbug who never read me--a literary person; he acquired me as a
'review copy,' and only forbore to dispose of me because at the current
railway rates I should not have fetched the cost of carriage.)"

"Why talk of hindrances to publishing such a book, when you know full well
it will never be written?"

"I thought you would be driven to some such stupid knock-down argument.
Whether or not the book will ever be finished is a question that lies on
the knees of the gods.  I am writing at it every day.  And just such a
book was written once and even published; as I discovered the other day in
an essay by Mr. Austin Dobson.  The author, I grant you, was a Dutchman
(Mr. Dobson calls him 'Vader Cats,') and the book contains everything from
a long didactic poem on Marriage (I also have written a long didactic poem
on Marriage) to a page on Children's Games.  (My book shall have a chapter
on Children's Games, with their proper tunes.)  As for poetry--poetry,
says Mr. Dobson, with our Dutch poet is not by any means a trickling rill
from Helicon: 'it is an inundation _a la mode du pays_, a flood in a flat
land, covering everything far and near with its sluggish waters.'
As for the illustrations, listen to this for the kind of thing I demand:--

    "Perhaps the most interesting of these is to be found in the
     large head-piece to the above-mentioned Children's Games, the
     background of which exhibits the great square of Middleburgh,
     with its old Gothic houses and central clump of trees.
     This is, moreover, as delightful a picture as any in the
     gallery.  Down the middle of the foreground, which is filled by
     a crowd of figures, advances a regiment of little Dutchmen,
     marching to drum and fife, and led by a fire-eating captain of
     fifteen.  Around this central group are dispersed knots of
     children playing leap-frog, flying kites, blowing bubbles,
     whipping tops, walking on stilts, skipping, and the like.
     In one corner the children are busy with blind man's buff;
     in the other the girls, with their stiff head-dresses and
     vandyked aprons, are occupied with their dolls.  Under the pump
     some seventeenth-century equivalent for chuck-farthing seems to
     be going on vigorously; and, not to be behind-hand in the fun,
     two little fellows in the distance are standing upon their
     heads.  The whole composition is full of life and movement,
     and--so conservative is childhood--might, but for the costume
     and scene, represent a playground of to-day."

"Such are the pictures which shall emerge, like islands, among my dull
pages.  And there shall be other pages, to be found for the looking. . . .
I must make another call upon your memory, my friend, and refer it to a
story of Hans Andersen's which fascinated the pair of us in childhood,
when we were not really a pair but inseparables, and before you had grown
wise; the story of the Student and the Goblin who lodged at the
Butterman's.  The Student, at the expense of his dinner, had rescued a
book from the butter-tub and taken it off to his garret, and that night
the Goblin, overcome by curiosity, peeped through the keyhole, and lo! the
garret was full of light.  Forth and up from the book shot a beam of
light, which grew into the trunk of a mighty tree, and threw out branches
over the bowed head of the student; and every leaf was fresh, and every
flower a face, and every fruit a star, and music sang in the branches.
Well, there shall be even such pages in my book."

"Excuse me," said I, "but, knowing your indolence, I begin to tire of the
future indicative, which (allow me to repeat) you first employed in this
discussion."

"I did not," said the other part of me stoutly.  "And if I did, 'tis a
trick of the trade.  You of all people ought to know that I write
romances."

I do not at all demur to having the value of my books enhanced by
the contributions of others--by dear grandpapa's autograph on the
fly-leaf, for example.  But it annoys me to be blamed for other folks'
opinions.

The other day a visitor called and discoursed with me during the greater
part of a wet afternoon.  He had come for an interview--'dreadful trade,'
as Edgar said of samphire-gathering--and I wondered, as he took his
departure, what on earth he would find to write about: for I love to smoke
and listen to other men's opinions, and can boast with Montaigne that
during these invasive times my door has stood open to all comers.  He was
a good fellow, too; having brains and using them: and I made him an
admirable listener.

It amused me, some while after, to read the interview and learn that _I_
had done the talking and uttered a number of trenchant sayings upon female
novelists.   But the amusement changed to dismay when the ladies began to
retort.  For No. 1 started with an airy restatement of what I had never
said, and No. 2 (who had missed to read the interview) misinterpreted No.
1.'s paraphrase; and by these and other processes within a week my
digestive silence had passed through a dozen removes, and was incurring
the just execration of a whole sex.  I began to see that my old college
motto--_Quod taciturn velis nemini dixeris_--which had always seemed to me
to err, if at all, on the side of excess, fell short of adequacy to these
strenuous times.

I have not kept the letters; but a friend of mine, Mr. Algernon Dexter,
has summarised a very similar experience and cast it into chapters, which
he allows me to print here.   He heads them--

                       HUNTING THE DRAG.



CHAPTER I.


_Scene: The chastely-furnished writing-room of Mr. Algernon Dexter, a
well-known male novelist.  Bust of Pallas over practicable door L.U.E.
Books adorn the walls, interspersed with portraits of female relatives.
Mr. Dexter discovered with Interviewer.  Mr. D., poker in hand, is bending
over the fire, above which runs the legend, carved in Roman letters across
the mantelpiece, 'Ne fodias ignem gladio._'

INTERVIEWER (_pulling out his watch_):  "Dear me!  Only five minutes to
catch my train!  And I had several other questions to ask.
I suppose, now, it's too late to discuss the Higher Education of Women?"

Mr. D. (_smiling_):  "Well, I think there's hardly time.  It will take you
a good four minutes to get to the station."

INTERVIEWER:  "And I must get my typewriter out of the cloakroom.
Good-day, then, Mr. Dexter!"  (_They shake hands and part with mutual
esteem._)



CHAPTER II.


_Extract from 'The Daily Post_.'

"MONDAY TALKS WITH OUR NOVELISTS.--No. MCVI.  Mr.  ALGERNON DEXTER.

"'And now, Mr. Dexter,' said I, 'what is your opinion of the Higher
Education of Women?'

"The novelist stroked his bronze beard.  'That's a large order, eh?
Isn't it rather late in the day to discuss Women's Education?'
And with a humorous gesture of despair he dropped the poker."



CHAPTER III.


_Tuesday's Letter_.

Sir,--In your issue of to-day I read with interest an account of an
interview with Mr. Dexter, the popular novelist, and I observe that
gentleman thinks it 'rather late in the day' to discuss the Higher
Education of Women.  One can only be amused at this flippant dismissal of
a subject dear to the hearts of many of us; a movement consecrated by the
life-energies--I had almost said the life-blood--of a Gladstone, a
Sidgwick, a Fitch, and a Platt-Culpepper.  Does Mr. Dexter really imagine
that he can look down on such names as these?  Or are we to conclude that
the recent successes of 'educated' women in fiction have got on his
nerves?  To suggest professional jealousy would be going too far, no
doubt.

                                       Yours faithfully.
                                          'HIGH SCHOOL'


CHAPTER IV.


_Wednesday's Letters_.

(1)  Sir,--I, too, was disgusted with Mr. Algernon Dexter's cheap sneer at
women's education.  He has, it seems, 'no opinion' on it.  Allow me to
point out that, whatever his opinion may be, Women's Education has come to
stay.  The time is past when Women could be relegated to the kitchen or
the nursery, and told, in the words of the poet Byron, that these
constituted her 'whole existence.'  Not so; and if Mr. Dexter is inclined
to doubt it let him read the works of George Elliot (Mrs. J. W. Cross) or
Marion Crawford.  They will open his eyes to the task he has undertaken.

                                  I am, Sir, yours, etc,
                                   "AUDI ALTERAM PARTEM."


(2)  SIR,--Mr. Algernon Dexter thinks women's education 'a large order'--
not a very elegant expression, let me say, _en passant_, for one who
aspires to be known as a 'stylist.'  Still a large order it is, and one
that as an imperial race we shall be forced to envisage.  If our children
are to be started in life as fit citizens of this empire, with a grasp on
its manifold and far reaching complexities of interest, and unless the
Germans are to beat us, we must provide them with educated mothers.  'The
child is father of the man,' but the mother has, _me judice_, no less
influence on his subsequent career.  And this is not to be done by putting
back the hands of the clock, or setting them to make pies and samplers,
but by raising them to mutually co-operate and further what has been aptly
termed 'The White Man's Burden.'  Such, at any rate, though I may not live
to see it, is the conviction of:

                              "A MUS. DOC. OF FORTY YEARS' STANDING."


(3) SIR,--'High School' has done a public service.  A popular novelist may
be licensed to draw on his imagination; but hitting below the belt is
another thing, whoever wears it.  Mr Dexter's disdainful treatment of that
eminent educationalist Mr. Platt-Culpepper--who is in his grave and
therefore unable to reply (so like a man!)--can be called nothing less.
I hope it will receive the silent contempt it deserves.

                                  Yours indignantly,
                                     "MERE WOMAN."



CHAPTER V.

_Thursday's letters_.


(1) SIR,--Your correspondents, with whose indignation I am in sympathy,
have to me most unaccountably overlooked the real gravamen of Mr. Dexter's
offence.  Unlike them, I have read several of that gentleman's brochures,
and can assure you that he once posed as the unbounded license for women
in Higher Education, if not in other directions.  This _volte face_
(I happen to know) will come as a severe disappointment to many; for we
had quite counted him one of us.

    "We that had loved him so, followed him, honoured him,
        Lived in his mild and magnificent eye,"

Shall have, it seems, to 'record one lost soul more, one more devil's
triumph,' etc.  I subscribe myself, sir, more in sorrow than in anger.

                                   PERCY FLADD,
                                       _President, H.W.E.L._
                               (_Hoxton Women's Emancipation League_).


(2)  Sir,--Why all this beating about the bush?  The matter in dispute
between Mr. Dexter and his critics was summed up long ago by Scotia's
premier poet (I refer to Robert Burns) in the lines--

    "To make a happy fireside clime
        To weans and wife,
     That's the true pathos and sublime
        Of human life,"

And _vice versa_.  Your correspondents are too hasty in condemning Mr.
Dexter.  He may have expressed himself awkwardly; but, as I understood
him, he never asserted that education necessarily unsexed a woman, if kept
within limits.  'A man's a man for a' that'; then why not a woman?
At least, so says:

                                    "AULD REEKIE."


(3)  Sir,--Let Mr. Dexter stick to his guns.   He is not the first who has
found the New Woman an unmitigated nuisance, and I respect him for saying
so in no measured terms.  Let women, if they want husbands, cease to write
oratorios and other things in which man is, by his very constitution,
_facile princeps_, and let her cultivate that desideratum in which she
excels--a cosy home and a bright smile to greet him on the doorstep when
he returns from a tiring day in the City.  Until that is done I, for one,
shall remain:

                                     "UNMARRIED."

P.S.--Could a woman have composed Shakespeare?


(4) Sir,--I had no intention of mixing in this correspondence, and
publicity is naturally distasteful to me.  Nor do I hold any brief for the
Higher Education of Women; but when I see writer after writer--apparently
of my own sex--taking refuge in what has been called the 'base shelter of
anonymity,'  I feel constrained to sign myself:

                                    Yours faithfully,
                                   (Mrs.) RACHEL RAMSBOTHAM.



CHAPTER VI.

_Friday's Letters_.


(1) Sir,--After reading 'Unmarried's' letter, one can hardly wonder that
he is so.  He asks if any woman could have written Shakespeare, and
insinuates that she would be better occupied in meeting him ('Unmarried')
on the doorstep 'with a bright smile.'  As to that, there may be two
opinions.  Everyone to his taste, but for my part, if his insufferable
male conceit will allow him to believe it--I would rather have written
Shakespeare a hundred times over, and I am not alone in this view.  Such
men as Mr. Dexter and 'Unmarried' are the cause why half of us women
prefer to remain single; the former may deny it, poker in hand, but murder
will out.  In conclusion, let me add that I have never written an oratorio
in my life, though I sometimes attend them.

                                      Yours, etc.,
                                       "MERE WOMAN."


(2) Sir,--Allow me to impale Mr. Dexter on the horns of a dilemma.
Either it is too late in the day to discuss woman's education, or it is
not.   If the latter, why did he say it is?  And if the former, why did he
begin discussing it?  That is how it strikes.

                                      "B.A. (Lond.)."


(3) Sir,--_Re_  this woman's education discussion: I write to inquire if
there is any law of the land which can hinder a woman from composing
Shakespeare if she wants to?

                                    Yours truly,
                                     "INTERESTED."


(4) Sir,--Allusion has been made in this correspondence (I think by Mr.
Dexter) to the grave of that eminent educationist, the late
Platt-Culpepper, which is situate in the Highgate Cemetery.  My interest
being awakened, I made a pilgrimage to it the other day, and was shocked
by its neglected condition.   The coping has been badly cemented, and a
crack extends from the upper right-hand corner to the base of the plinth,
right across the inscription.   Doubtless a few shillings would repair the
damage; but may I suggest, Sir, that some worthier memorial is due to this
pioneer of woman's higher activities? I have thought of a plain obelisk on
Shakespeare's Cliff, a locality of which he was ever fond; or a small and
inconspicuous lighthouse might, without complicating the navigation of
this part of the Channel, serve to remind Englishmen of one who diffused
so much light during his all too brief career.  Choice, however, would
depend on the funds available, and might be left to an influential
committee.  Meanwhile, could you not open a subscription list for the
purpose?  I enclose stamps for 2 shillings, with my card, and prefer to
remain, for the present.

                                  "HAUD IMMEMOR."



CHAPTER VII.

_Saturday's Letters_



(1) Sir,--H. Immemor's suggestion clears the air, and should persuade
Mr. Dexter and his reactionary friends to think twice before again
inaugurating a crusade which can only recoil upon their own heads.
I enclose 5 shillings, if only as a protest against this un-English
'hitting below the belt,' and am:

                                  Yours, etc.,
                                     "PRACTICAL."


(2) Sir,--It is only occasionally that I get a glimpse of your invaluable
paper, and  (perhaps, fortunately) missed the issues containing Mr.
Dexter's diatribes anent woman.  But what astounds me is their cynical
audacity.  Your correspondents, though not in accord as to the name of the
victim (can it be more than one?) agree that, after encouraging her to
unbridled license, Mr. Dexter turned round and attacked her with a poker--
whether above or below the belt is surely immaterial.  'Tis true,
'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true; but not once or twice, I fear me, in
'our fair island-story' has a similar thing occurred.  The unique (I hope)
feature in this case is the man Dexter's open boast that the incident is
closed, and it is now 'too late in the day' to reopen it.  'Too late,'
indeed!  There is an American poem describing how a young woman was raking
hay, and an elderly judge came by, and wasn't in a position to marry her,
though he wanted to; and the whole winds up by saying that 'too late' are
the saddest words in the language--especially, I would add, in this
connection.  But, alas! that men's memories should be so short!  Is the
reflection of:

                                  "A MOTHER OF SEVEN."


[This correspondence is now closed, unless Mr. Dexter should wish to reply
to his numerous critics.  We do not propose to open a subscription list,
at any rate for the present.--Ed. _Daily Post._]



FEBRUARY.


"O That I were lying under the olives!"--if I may echo the burthen of
a beautiful little poem by Mrs. Margaret L. Woods.  I have not yet
consulted Zadkiel: but if I may argue from past experience of
February--'fill-dyke'--in a week or so my window here will be
alternately crusted with Channel spray and washed clean by lashing
south-westerly showers; and a wave will arch itself over my garden wall
and spoil a promising bed of violets; and I shall grow weary of
oilskins, and weary of hauling the long-line with icily-cold hands
and finding no fish.  February--_Pisces?_  The fish, before February
comes, have left the coast for the warmer deeps, and the zodiac is
all wrong.  Down here in the Duchy many believe in Mr. Zadkiel and
Old Moore.  I suppose the dreamy Celt pays a natural homage to a
fellow-mortal who knows how to make up his mind for twelve months
ahead.  All the woman in his nature surrenders to this businesslike
decisiveness.  "O man!"--the exhortation is Mr. George Meredith's, or
would be if I could remember it precisely--"O man, amorously
inclining, before all things _be positive!_"  I have sometimes,
while turning the pages of Mrs. Beeton's admirable cookery book,
caught myself envying Mr. Beeton.  I wonder if her sisters envy
Mrs. Zadkiel.  She, dear lady, no doubt feels that, if it be not in
mortals to command the weather her husband prophesies for August, yet
he does better--he deserves it.  And, after all, a prophecy in some
measure depends for its success on the mind which receives it.
Back in the forties--I quote from a small privately-printed volume by
Sir Richard Tangye--when the potato blight first appeared in England,
an old farmer in the Duchy found this warning in his favourite
almanack, at the head of the page for August:--

    "And potentates shall tremble and quail."

Now, 'to quail' in Cornwall still carries its old meaning,
'to shrink,' 'to wither.'  The farmer dug his potatoes with all
speed, and next year the almanack was richer by a score of
subscribers.

Zadkiel or no Zadkiel, I will suspire, and risk it, "O that I were
lying under the olives!"  "O to be out of England now that February's
here!"--for indeed this is the time to take the South express and be
quit of fogs, and loaf and invite your soul upon the Mediterranean
shore before the carnivals and regattas sweep it like a mistral.
Nor need you be an invalid to taste those joys on which Stevenson
dilates in that famous little essay in "_Virginibus Puerisque_"
(or, as the young American lady preferred to call it, "Virginis
Pueribusque."):--

    "Or perhaps he may see a group of washer-women relieved, on a
     spit of shingle, against the blue sea, or a meeting of
     flower-gatherers in the tempered daylight of an olive-garden;
     and something significant or monumental in the grouping,
     something in the harmony of faint colour that is always
     characteristic of the dress of these Southern women, will come
     home to him unexpectedly, and awake in him that satisfaction
     with which we tell ourselves that we are richer by one more
     beautiful experience. . . . And then, there is no end to the
     infinite variety of the olive-yards themselves.  Even the colour
     is indeterminate, and continually shifting: now you would say it
     was green, now grey, now blue; now tree stands above tree, like
     'cloud on cloud,' massed in filmy indistinctness; and now, at
     the wind's will, the whole sea of foliage is shaken and broken
     up with little momentary silverings and shadows."

English poets, too, have been at their best on the Riviera: from
Cette, where Matthew Arnold painted one of the most brilliant little
landscapes in our literature, along to Genoa, where Tennyson visited
and:

       "Loved that hall, tho' white and cold,
     Those niched shapes of noble mould,
        A princely people's awful princes,
     The grave, severe Genovese of old."

[I suppose, by the way, that every one who has taken the trouble to
compare the stanza of 'The Daisy' with that of the invitation 'To the
Rev. F. D. Maurice,' which immediately follows, will have noted the
pretty rhythmical difference made by the introduction of the double
dactyl in the closing line of the latter; the difference between:

    "Of olive, aloe, and maize, and vine,"

And:

    "Making the little one leap for joy."]

But let Mrs. Woods resume the strain:--

    "O that I were listening under the olives!
     So should I hear behind in the woodland
     The peasants talking.  Either a woman,
     A wrinkled granddame, stands in the sunshine,
     Stirs the brown soil in an acre of violets--
     Large odorous violets--and answers slowly
     A child's swift babble; or else at noon
     The labourers come.  They rest in the shadow,
     Eating their dinner of herbs, and are merry.
     Soft speech Provencal under the olives!
     Like a queen's raiment from days long perished,
     Breathing aromas of old unremembered
     Perfumes, and shining in dust-covered palaces
     With sudden hints of forgotten splendour--
     So on the lips of the peasant his language,
     His only now, the tongue of the peasant."

Say what you will, there is a dignity about these Latin races, even
in their trivial everyday movements.  They suggest to me, as those
lines of Homer suggested to Mr. Pater's Marius, thoughts which almost
seem to be memories of a time when all the world was poetic:--

    "Oi d'ote de limenos polubentheos entos ikonto
     Istia men steilanto, thesand d'en nei melaine . . .
     Ek de kai antoi Bainon epi regmini thalasses."

"And how poetic," says Pater, "the simple incident seemed, told just
thus!  Homer was always telling things after this manner.
And one might think there had been no effort in it: that here was but
the almost mechanical transcript of a time naturally, intrinsically
poetic, a time in which one could hardly have spoken at all without
ideal effect, or the sailors pulled down their boat without making a
picture in 'the great style' against a sky charged with marvels."

One evening in last February a company of Provencal singers, pipers,
and tambour players came to an hotel in Cannes, and entertained us.
They were followed next evening by a troupe of German-Swiss jodelers;
and oh, the difference to me--and, for that matter, to all of us!
It was just the difference between passion and silly sentiment--silly
and rather vulgar sentiment.  The merry Swiss boys whooped, and
smacked their legs, and twirled their merry Swiss girls about, until
vengeance overtook them--a vengeance so complete, so surprising, that
I can hardly now believe what my own eyes saw and my own ears heard.
One of the merry Swiss girls sang a love-ditty with a jodeling
refrain, which was supposed to be echoed back by her lover afar in
the mountains.  To produce this pleasing illusion, one of the merry
Swiss boys ascended the staircase, and hid himself deep in the
corridors of the hotel.  All went well up to the last verse.
Promptly and truly the swain echoed his sweetheart's call; softly it
floated down to us--down from the imaginary pasture and across the
imaginary valley.  But as the maiden challenged for the last time, as
her voice lingered on the last note of the last verse . . .
There hung a Swiss cuckoo-clock in the porter's office, and at that
very instant the mechanical bird lifted its voice, and nine times
answered 'Cuckoo' _on the exact note!_  "Cuckoo, Cuckoo, O word of
fear!" I have known coincidences, but never one so triumphantly
complete.  The jaw of the Swiss maiden dropped an inch; and, as well
as I remember, silence held the company for five seconds before we
recovered ourselves and burst into inextinguishable laughter.


The one complaint I have to make of the Mediterranean is that it does
not in the least resemble a real sea; and I daresay that nobody who
has lived by a real sea will ever be thoroughly content with it.
Beautiful--oh, beautiful, of course, whether one looks across from
Costebelle to the lighthouse on Porquerolles and the warships in
Hyeres Bay; or climbs by the Calvary to the lighthouse of la Garoupe,
and sees on the one side Antibes, on the other the Isles de Lerins;
or scans the entrance of Toulon Harbour; or counts the tiers of
shipping alongside the quays at Genoa!  But somehow the Mediterranean
has neither flavour nor sparkle, nor even any proper smell.
The sea by Biarritz is champagne to it.  But hear how Hugo draws the
contrast in time of storm:--

    "Ce n'etaient pas les larges lames de l'Ocean qui vont devant elles
     et qui se deroulent royalement dans l'immensite; c'etaient des
     houles courtes, brusques, furieuses.  L'Ocean est a son aise,
     il tourne autour du monde; la Mediterranee est dans un vase et
     le vent la secoue, c'est ce qui lui donne cette vague haletante,
     breve et trapue.  Le flot se ramasse et lutte.   Il a autant de
     colere que la flot de l'Ocean et moins d'espace."

Also, barring the sardine and anchovy, I must confess that the fish
of the Mediterranean are what, in the Duchy, we should call
'poor trade.'  I don't wish to disparage the Bouillabaisse, which is
a dish for heroes, and deserves all the heroic praises sung of it:--

    "This Bouillabaisse a noble dish is--
        A sort of soup, or broth, or brew,
     Or hotchpotch of all sorts of fishes,
        That Greenwich never could outdo;
     Green herbs, red peppers, mussels, saffron,
        Soles, onions, garlic, roach and dace:
     All these you eat at Terre's tavern,
        In that one dish of Bouillabaisse."

To be precise, you take a langouste, three rascas (an edible but
second-rate fish), a slice of conger, a fine 'chapon,' or red rascas,
and one or two 'poissons blancs' (our grey mullet, I take it, would
be an equivalent).  You take a cooking-pot and put your langouste in
it, together with four spoonfuls of olive-oil, an onion and a couple
of tomatoes, and boil away until he turns red.  You then take off the
pot and add your fish, green herbs, four cloves of garlic, and a
pinch of saffron, with salt and red pepper.  Pour in water to cover
the surface of the fish, and cook for twenty minutes over a fast
fire.  Then take a soup-plate, lay some slices of bread in it, and
pour the bouillon over the bread.  Serve the fish separately.
Possibly you incline to add, in the immortal words of the late Mr.
Lear, "Serve up in a clean dish, and throw the whole out of window as
fast as possible."  You would make a great mistake.  The marvel to me
is that no missionary has acclimatised this wonderful dish upon our
coasts, where we have far better fish for compounding it--red mullet,
for instance, in place of the rascas; and whiting, or even pollack or
grey mullet, in place of the 'poissons blancs.'  For the langouste, a
baby lobster might serve; and the saffron flavour would be no severe
trial to us in the Duchy, who are brought up (so to say) upon saffron
cake.  As for Thackeray's 'dace,' I disbelieve in it.  No one would
add a dace (which for table purposes has been likened to an old
stocking full of mud and pins: or was that a tench?) except to make a
rhyme.  Even Walton, who gives instructions for cooking a chavender
or chub, is discreetly silent on the cooking of a dace, though he
tells us how to catch him.  "Serve up in a clean dish," he might have
added, "and throw him out of window as fast as possible."


"O that I were lying under the olives!"  And O that to olive orchards
(not contiguous)  I could convey the newspaper men who are almost
invariably responsible when a shadow of distrust or suspicion falls
between us Englishmen and the race which owns and tills these
orchards.  "The printing-press," says Mr. Barrie, "is either the
greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern times, one
sometimes forgets which."  I verily believe that if English newspaper
editors would nobly resolve to hold their peace on French politics,
say for two years, France and England would 'make friends' as easily
as Frenchmen and Englishmen 'make friends' to-day.[1]  One hears talk
of the behaviour of the English abroad.  But I am convinced that at
least one-half of their bad manners may be referred to their
education upon this newspaper nonsense, or to the certainty that no
complaint they may make upon foreign shortcomings is too silly or too
ill-bred to be printed in an English newspaper.  Here is an example.
I suppress the name of the writer--a lady--in the devout hope that
she has repented before this.  The letter is headed--

         "THE AMENITIES OF RAILWAY TRAVELLING IN FRANCE.

    "Sir,--As your newspaper is read in France, may I in your columns
     call attention to what I witnessed yesterday?  I left Dinard by
     the 3.33 p.m. train _en route_ for Guingamp, having to change
     carriages at Lamballe.  An instant before the train moved off
     from the station, a dying man belonging to the poorest class was
     thrust into our second class carriage and the door slammed to.
     The poor creature, apparently dying of some wasting disease,
     was absolutely on the point of death, and his ghastly appearance
     naturally alarmed a little girl in the carriage.
     At the next station I got down with my companion and changed
     into a first-class compartment, paying the difference.
     On remonstrating with the guard (_sic_), he admitted that a
     railway carriage ought not to be turned into an hospital,
     but added, 'We have no rules to prevent it.'

    "I ask, sir, is it decent or human, especially at such a time,
     to thrust dying persons in the last stage of poverty into a
     second-class carriage full of ladies and children?"

There's a pretty charity for you!  'A dying man belonging to the
_poorest class_.'--'_Our_ second-class carriage'--here's richness!
as Mr. Squeers observed.  Here's sweetness and light!  But England
has no monopoly of such manners.  There was a poor little Cingalese
girl in the train by which I travelled homeward last February from
Genoa and through the Mont Cenis.  And there were also three
Englishmen and a Frenchman--the last apparently  (as Browning put it)
a person of importance in his day, for he had a bit of red ribbon in
his buttonhole and a valet at his heels.  At one of the small
stations near the tunnel our train halted for several minutes;
and while the little Cingalese leaned out and gazed at the unfamiliar
snows--a pathetic figure, if ever there was one--the three Englishmen
and the Frenchman gathered under the carriage door and stared up at
her just as if she were a show.  There was no nonsense about the
performance--no false delicacy:  it was good, steady, eye-to-eye
staring.  After three minutes of it, the Frenchman asked
deliberately, "Where do you come from?" in a careless, level tone,
which did not even convey that he was interested in knowing.
And because the child didn't understand, the three Englishmen
laughed.  Altogether it was an unpleasing but instructive little
episode.


No: nastiness has no particular nationality: and you will find a
great deal of it, of all nationalities, on the frontier between
France and Italy.  I do not see that Monte Carlo provides much cause
for indignation, beyond the _tir aux pigeons_, which is quite
abominable.  I have timed it for twenty-five minutes, and it averaged
two birds a minute--fifty birds.  Of these one escaped, one fluttered
on to the roof of the railway station and died there slowly, under my
eyes.  The rest were killed within the enclosure, some by the first
barrel, some by the second, or if they still lingered, were retrieved
and mouthed by a well-trained butcher dog, of no recognisable breed.
Sometimes, after receiving its wound, a bird would walk about for a
second or two, apparently unhurt; then suddenly stagger and topple
over.  Sometimes, as the trap opened, a bird would stand dazed.
Then a ball was trundled at it to compel it to rise.  Grey breast
feathers strewed the whole inclosure, in places quite thickly, like a
carpet.  As for the crowd at the tables inside the Casino, it was
largely Semitic.  On the road between Monte Carlo and Monaco, as
Browning says--

    "It was noses, noses all the way."

Also it smelt distressingly: but that perhaps was its misfortune
rather than its fault.  It did not seem very happy; nor was it
composed of people who looked as if they might have attained to
distinction, or even to ordinary usefulness, by following any other
pursuit.  On the whole, one felt that it might as well be gathered
here as anywhere else.

"O that I were lying under the olives!"  But since my own garden must
content me this year, let me conclude with a decent letter of thanks
to the friend who sent me, from Devonshire, a box of violet roots
that await the spring in a corner which even the waves of the equinox
cannot reach:--

              TO A FRIEND WHO SENT ME A BOX OF VIOLETS.

     Nay, more than violets
     These thoughts of thine, friend!
     Rather thy reedy brook
     --Taw's tributary--
     At midnight murmuring,
     Descried them, the delicate,
     The dark-eyed goddesses.
     There by his cressy beds
     Dissolved and dreaming
     Dreams that distilled in a dewdrop
     All the purple of night,
     All the shine of a planet.

     Whereat he whispered;
     And they arising
     --Of day's forget-me-nots
     The duskier sisters--
     Descended, relinquished
     The orchard, the trout-pool,
     The Druid circles,
     Sheepfolds of Dartmoor,
     Granite and sandstone,
     Torridge and Tamar;
     By Roughtor, by Dozmare,
     Down the vale of the Fowey
     Moving in silence.
     Brushing the nightshade
     By bridges Cyclopean,
     By Glynn, Lanhydrock,

     Restormel, Lostwithiel,
     Dark woodland, dim water,
        dreaming town--
     Down the vale of the Fowey,
     Each in her exile
     Musing the message--
     Message illumined by love
     As a starlit sorrow--
     Passed, as the shadow of Ruth
     From the land of the Moabite.
     So they came--
     Valley-born, valley-nurtured--
     Came to the tideway,
     The jetties, the anchorage,
     The salt wind piping,
     Snoring in equinox,
     By ships at anchor,
     By quays tormented,
     Storm-bitten streets;
     Came to the Haven
     Crying, "Ah, shelter us,
     The strayed ambassadors!
     Lost legation of love
     On a comfortless coast!"

     Nay, but a little sleep,
     A little folding
     Of petals to the lull
     Of quiet rainfalls,--
     Here in my garden,
     In angle sheltered
     From north and east wind--
     Softly shall recreate
     The courage of charity,
     Henceforth not to me only
     Breathing the message.

     Clean-breath'd Sirens!
     Henceforth the mariner,
     Here on the tideway
     Dragging, foul of keel,
     Long-strayed but fortunate,
     Out of the fogs,
     the vast Atlantic solitudes,
     Shall, by the hawser-pin
     Waiting the signal--
    "Leave-go-anchor!"
     Scent the familiar
     Fragrance of home;
     So in a long breath
     Bless us unknowingly:
     Bless them, the violets,
     Bless me, the gardener,
     Bless thee, the giver.


My business (I remind myself) behind the window is not to scribble
verses: my business, or a part of it, is to criticise poetry, which
involves reading poetry.  But why should anyone read poetry in these
days?

Well, one answer is that nobody does.

I look around my shelves and, brushing this answer aside as flippant,
change the form of my question.  Why do we read poetry?  What do we
find that it does for us?  We take to it (I presume) some natural
need, and it answers that need.  But what is the need?  And how does
poetry answer it?

Clearly it is not a need of knowledge, or of what we usually
understand by knowledge.  We do not go to a poem as we go to a work
on Chemistry or Physics, to add to our knowledge of the world about
us.  For example, Keats' glorious lines to the Nightingale--

    "Thou wast not born for death, immortal bird . . ."

Are unchallengeable poetry; but they add nothing to our stock of
information.  Indeed, as Mr. Bridges pointed out the other day, the
information they contain is mostly inaccurate or fanciful.  Man is,
as a matter of fact, quite as immortal as a nightingale in every
sense but that of sameness.  And as for:

       "Magic casements opening on the foam
     Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn,"

Science tells us that no such things exist in this or any other
ascertained world.  So, when Tennyson tells us that birds in the high
Hall garden were crying, "Maud, Maud, Maud," or that:

    "There has fallen a splendid tear
     From the passion-flower at the gate:
     She is coming, my dove, my dear;
     She is coming, my life, my fate;
     The red rose cries, 'She is near, she is near';
     And the white rose weeps, 'She is late' . . ."

The poetry is unchallengeable, but the information by scientific
standards of truth is demonstrably false, and even absurd.
On the other hand (see Coleridge's _Biographia Literaria_, c. xiv.),
the famous lines--

    "Thirty days hath September,
     April, June, and November, . . ."

Though packed with trustworthy information, are quite as demonstrably
unpoetical.  The famous senior wrangler who returned a borrowed
volume of _Paradise Lost_ with the remark that he did not see what it
proved, was right--so far as he went.  And conversely (as he would
have said) no sensible man would think to improve Newton's
_Principia_ and Darwin's _Origin of Species_ by casting them into
blank verse; or Euclid's _Elements_ by writing them out in ballad
metre--

     The king sits in Dunfermline town,
        Drinking the blude-red wine;
     'O wha will rear me an equilateral triangle
        Upon a given straight line?'

We may be sure that Poetry does not aim to do what Science, with
other methods, can do much better.  What craving, then, does it
answer?  And if the craving be for knowledge of a kind, then of what
kind?

The question is serious.  We agree--at least I assume this--that men
have souls as well as intellects; that above and beyond the life we
know and can describe and reduce to laws and formulas there exists a
spiritual life of which our intellect is unable to render account.
We have (it is believed) affinity with this spiritual world, and we
hold it by virtue of something spiritual within us, which we call the
soul.  You may disbelieve in this spiritual region and remain, I dare
say, an estimable citizen; but I cannot see what business you have
with Poetry, or what satisfaction you draw from it.  Nay, Poetry
demands that you believe something further; which is, that in this
spiritual region resides and is laid up that eternal scheme of
things, that universal _order_, of which the phenomena of this world
are but fragments, if indeed they are not mere shadows.

A hard matter to believe, no doubt!  We see this world so clearly;
the spiritual world so dimly, so rarely, if at all!  We may fortify
ourselves with the reminder (to be found in Blanco White's famous
sonnet) that the first man who lived on earth had to wait for the
darkness before he saw the stars and guessed that the Universe
extended beyond this earth--

    "Who could have thought such darkness lay conceal'd
        Within thy beams, O Sun! or who could find,
     Whilst fly and leaf and insect stood reveal'd,
        That to such countless orbs thou mad'st us blind?"

He may, or may not, believe that the same duty governs his
infinitesimal activity and the motions of the heavenly bodies--

    "Awake, my soul, and _with the sun_
     Thy daily stage of duty run . . ."

--That his duty is one with that of which Wordsworth sang--

    "Thou dost preserve the stars from wrong;
     And the most ancient heavens, through thee, are
        fresh and strong."

But in a higher order of some sort, and his duty of conforming with
it, he does not seem able to avoid believing.

This, then, is the need which Poetry answers.  It offers to bring men
knowledge of this universal order, and to help them in rectifying and
adjusting their lives to it.  It is for gleams of this spiritual
country that the poets watch--

                           "The gleam,
     The light that never was on sea or land. . . ."

"I am Merlin," sang Tennyson, its life-long watcher, in his old age--

    "I am Merlin,
     And I am dying;
     I am Merlin,
     Who follow the gleam."

They do not claim to see it always.  It appears to them at rare and
happy intervals, as the Vision of the Grail to the Knights of the
Round Table.  "Poetry," said Shelley, "is the record of the best and
happiest moments of the happiest and best minds."


If this be the need, how have our poets been answering it of late
years?  How, for instance, did they answer it during the South
African War, when (according to our newspapers) there was plenty of
patriotic emotion available to inspire the great organ of national
song?  Well, let us kick up what dust we will over 'Imperial ideals,'
we must admit, at least, that these ideals are not yet 'accepted of
song': they have not inspired poetry in any way adequate to the
nobility claimed for them.  Mr. Swinburne and Mr. Henley saluted the
Boer War in verse of much truculence, but no quality; and when Mr.
Swinburne and Mr. Henley lacked quality one began to inquire into
causes.  Mr. Kipling's Absent-minded Beggars, Muddied Oafs, Goths and
Huns, invited one to consider why he should so often be first-rate
when neglecting or giving the lie to his pet political doctrines, and
invariably below form when enforcing them.  For the rest, the Warden
of Glenalmond bubbled and squeaked, and Mr. Alfred Austin, like the
man at the piano, kept on doing his best.  It all came to nothing: as
poetry it never began to be more than null.  Mr. Hardy wrote a few
mournfully memorable lines on the seamy side of war.  Mr. Owen Seaman
(who may pass for our contemporary Aristophanes) was smart and witty
at the expense of those whose philosophy goes a little deeper than
surface-polish.  One man alone--Mr. Henry Newbolt--struck a note
which even his opponents had to respect.  The rest exhibited plenty
of the turbulence of passion, but none of the gravity of thoughtful
emotion.  I don't doubt they were, one and all, honest in their way.
But as poetry their utterances were negligible.  As writers of real
poetry the Anti-Jingoes, and especially the Celts, held and still
hold the field.

I will not adduce poets of admitted eminence--Mr. Watson, for
instance, or Mr. Yeats--to prove my case.  I am content to go to a
young poet who has his spurs to win, and will ask you to consider
this little poem, and especially its final stanza.   He calls it--


                       A CHARGE

     If thou hast squander'd years to grave a gem
        Commissioned by thy absent Lord, and while
          'Tis incomplete,
     Others would bribe thy needy skill to them--
          Dismiss them to the street!

     Should'st thou at last discover Beauty's grove,
        At last be panting on the fragrant verge,
           But in the track,
     Drunk with divine possession, thou meet Love--
           Turn, at her bidding, back.

     When round thy ship in tempest Hell appears,
        And every spectre mutters up more dire
           To snatch control
     And loose to madness thy deep-kennell'd Fears,--
           Then to the helm, O Soul!

     Last, if upon the cold, green-mantling sea
        Thou cling, alone with Truth, to the last spar,
           Both castaway,
     And one must perish--let it not be he
           Whom thou art sworn to obey.

The author of these lines is a Mr. Herbert Trench, who (as I say) has
his spurs to win.  Yet I defy you to read them without recognising a
note of high seriousness which is common to our great poets and
utterly foreign to our modern bards of empire.  The man, you will
perceive, dares to talk quite boldly about the human soul.  Now you
will search long in our Jingo bards for any recognition of the human
soul: the very word is unpopular.  And as men of eminence write, so
lesser wits imitate.  A while ago I picked up a popular magazine, and
happened on these verses--fluently written and, beyond a doubt,
honestly meant.  They are in praise of King Henry VIII.:--

     King Harry played at tennis, and he threw the dice a-main,
     And did all things that seemed to him for his own
        and England's gain;
     He would not be talked to lightly, he would not be
        checked or chid;
     And he got what things he dreamed to get, and did--
        what things he did.

     When Harry played at tennis it was well for this our Isle--
     He cocked his nose at Interdicts; he 'stablished us the while--
     He was lustful; he was vengeful; he was hot and hard and proud;
     But he set his England fairly in the sight of all the crowd.


     So Harry played at tennis, and we perfected the game
     Which astonished swaggering Spaniards when the fat Armada came.
     And possession did he give us of our souls in sturdiness;
     And he gave us peace from priesthood: and he gave us English
        Bess!

     When Harry played at tennis we began to know this thing--
     That a mighty people prospers in a mighty-minded king.
     We boasted not our righteousness--we took on us our sin,
     For Bluff Hal was just an Englishman who played the game to win.

You will perceive that in the third stanza the word 'soul' occurs:
and I invite you to compare this author's idea of a soul with Mr.
Trench's.  This author will have nothing to do with the old advice
about doing justice, loving mercy, and walking humbly before God.
The old notion that to conquer self is a higher feat than to take a
city he dismisses out of hand.  "Be lustful be vengeful," says he,
"but play the game to win, and you have my applause.  Get what you
want, set England fairly in sight of the crowd, and you are a
mighty-minded man."  Now the first and last comment upon such a
doctrine must be that, if a God exist, it is false.  It sets up a
part to override the whole: it flaunts a local success against the
austere majesty of Divine law.  In brief, it foolishly derides the
universal, saying that it chooses to consider the particular as more
important.  But it is not.  Poetry's concern is with the universal:
and what makes the Celts (however much you may dislike them) the most
considerable force in English poetry at this moment is that they
occupy themselves with that universal truth, which, before any
technical accomplishment, is the guarantee of good poetry.

Now, when you tell yourself that the days of 'English Bess' were
jolly fine empire-making days, and produced great poets (Shakespeare,
for example) worthy of them; and when you go on to reflect that these
also are jolly fine empire-making days, but that somehow Mr. Austin
is your laureate, and that the only poetry which counts is being
written by men out of harmony with your present empire-making mood,
the easiest plan (if you happen to think the difference worth
considering) will be to call the Muse a traitress, and declare that
every poem better than Mr. Austin's is a vote given to--whatever
nation your Yellow Press happens to be insulting at this moment.
But, if you care to look a little deeper, you may find that some
difference in your methods of empire-making is partly accountable for
the change.  A true poet must cling to universal truth; and by
insulting it (as, for example, by importing into present-day politics
the spirit which would excuse the iniquities of Henry VIII. on the
ground that 'he gave us English Bess'!) you are driving the true poet
out of your midst.  Read over the verses above quoted, and then
repeat to yourself, slowly, these lines:--

    "Last, if upon the cold, green-mantling sea
     Thou cling, alone with Truth, to the last spar,
        Both castaway,
     And one must perish--let it not be he
        Whom thou art sworn to obey."

I ask no more.  If a man cannot see the difference at once, I almost
despair of making him perceive why poetry refuses just now even more
obstinately than trade (if that be possible) to 'follow the flag.'
It will not follow, because you are waving the flag over
self-deception.  You may be as blithe as Plato in casting out the
poets from your commonwealth--though for other reasons than his.
You may be as blithe as Dogberry in determining, of reading and
writing, that they may appear when there is no need of such vanity.
But you are certainly driving them forth to say, in place of
"O beloved city of Cecrops!"  "O beloved city of God!"  There was a
time, not many years ago, when an honest poet could have used both
cries together and deemed that he meant the same thing by the two.
But the two cries to-day have an utterly different meaning--and by
your compulsion or by the compulsion of such politics as you have
come to tolerate.

And therefore the young poet whom I have quoted has joined the band
of those poets whom we are forcing out of the city, to leave our
ideals to the fate which, since the world began, has overtaken all
ideals which could not get themselves 'accepted by song.'  Even as we
drum these poets out we know that they are the only ones worth
reckoning with, and that man cannot support himself upon assurances
that he is the strongest fellow in the world, and the richest, and
owns the biggest house, and pays the biggest rates, and wins whatever
game he plays at, and stands so high in his clothes that while the
Southern Cross rises over his hat-brim it is already broad day on the
seat of his breeches.  For that is what it all comes to: and the
sentence upon the man who neglects the warning of these poets, while
he heaps up great possessions, is still, "Thou fool, this night thy
soul shall be required of thee."  And where is the national soul you
would choose, at that hasty summons, to present for inspection,
having to stand your trial upon it?  Try Park Lane, or run and knock
up the Laureate, and then come and report your success!


Weeks ago I was greatly reproached by a correspondent for misusing
the word 'Celtic,' and informed that to call Mr. Yeats or Mr. Trench
a Celt is a grave abuse of ethnical terms; that a notable percentage
of the names connected with the 'Celtic Revival'--Hyde, Sigerson,
Atkinson, Stokes--are not Celtic at all but Teutonic; that, in short,
I have been following the multitude to speak loosely.  Well, I
confess it, and I will confess further that the lax use of the word
'Celt' ill beseems one who has been irritated often enough by the
attempts of well-meaning but muddle-headed people who get hold of
this or that poet and straightly assign this or that quality of his
verse to a certain set of corpuscles in his mixed blood.  Although I
believe that my correspondent is too hasty in labelling men's descent
from their names--for the mother has usually some share in producing
a child; although I believe that Mr. Yeats, for instance, inherits
Cornish blood on one side, even if Irish be denied him on the other;
yet the rebuke contains some justice.

Still, I must maintain that these well-meaning theorists err only in
applying a broad distinction with overmuch nicety.  There is, after
all, a certain quality in a poem of Blake's, or a prose passage of
Charlotte Bronte's, which a critic is not only unable to ignore, but
which--if he has any 'comparative' sense--he finds himself accounting
for by saying, "This man, or this woman, must be a Celt or have some
admixture of Celtic blood."  I say quite confidently that quality
cannot be ignored.  You open (let us say) a volume of Blake, and your
eye falls on these two lines--

    "When the stars threw down their spears
     And watered heaven with their tears,"

And at once you are aware of an imagination different in kind from
the imagination you would recognise as English.  Let us, if you
please, rule out all debate of superiority; let us take Shakespeare
for comparison, and Shakespeare at his best:--

                          "These our actors,
     As I foretold you, were all spirits, and
     Are melted into air, into thin air;
     And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,
     The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces,
     The solemn temples, the great globe itself,
     Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve
     And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,
     Leave not a rack behind.   We are such stuff
     As dreams are made of, and our little life
     Is rounded with a sleep."

Finer poetry than this I can hardly find in English to quote for you.
But fine as it is, will you not observe the matter-of-factness
(call it healthy, if you will, and I shall not gainsay you)  beneath
Shakespeare's noble language?  It says divinely what it has to say;
and what it has to say is full of solemn thought.  But, for better or
worse (or, rather, without question of better or worse), Blake's
imagination is moving on a different plane.  We may think it an
uncomfortably superhuman plane; but let us note the difference, and
note further that this plane was habitual with Blake.  Now because of
his immense powers we are accustomed to think of Shakespeare as
almost superhuman:  we pay that tribute to his genius, his strength,
and the enormous impression they produce on us.  But a single couplet
of Blake's will carry more of this uncanny superhuman imagination
than the whole five acts of _Hamlet_.  So great is Shakespeare, that
he tempts us to think him capable of any flight of wing; but set down
a line or two of Blake's--

    "A robin redbreast in a cage
     Puts all heaven in a rage . . .
     A skylark wounded on the wing
     Doth make a cherub cease to sing."

--And, simple as the thought is, at once you feel it to lie outside
the range of Shakespeare's philosophy.  Shakespeare's men are fine,
brave, companionable fellows, full of passionate love, jealousy,
ambition; of humour, gravity, strength of mind; of laughter and rage,
of the joy and stress of living.  But self-sacrifice scarcely enters
into their notion of the scheme of things, and they are by no means
men to go to death for an idea.  We remember what figure Shakespeare
made of Sir John Oldcastle, and I wish we could forget what figure he
made of Joan of Arc.  Within the bounds of his philosophy--the
philosophy, gloriously stated, of ordinary brave, full-blooded men--
he is a great encourager of virtue; and so such lines as--

    "The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
     Is lust in action . . ."

Are thoroughly Shakespearean, while such lines as--

    "A robin redbreast in a cage
     Puts all heaven in a rage . . ."

Are as little Shakespearean in thought as in phrasing. He can tell
us that:

                      "We are such stuff
     As dreams are made of, and our little life
     Is rounded with a sleep."

He can muse on that sleep to come:--

                            "To die, to sleep;
    To sleep; perchance to dream; aye, there's the rub;
    For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
    When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
    Must give us pause."

But that even in this life we may be more truly ourselves when
dreaming than when waking--that what we dream may perchance turn out
to be more real and more important than what we do--such a thought
overpasses his imaginative range; or, since to dogmatise on his
imaginative range is highly dangerous, let us be content with saying
that it lies outside his temperament, and that he would have hit on
such a thought only to dismiss it with contempt.  So when we open a
book of poems and come upon a monarch crying out that:

    "A wild and foolish labourer is a king,
     To do and do and do and never dream,"

We know that we are hearkening to a note which is not Shakespearean
at all, not practical, not English.  And we want a name for that
note.

I have followed the multitude to call it Celtic because in practice
when we come upon this note we are pretty safe to discover that the
poet who utters it has Celtic blood in him (Blake's poetry, for
instance, told me that he must be an Irishman before ever I reflected
that his name was Irish, or thought of looking up his descent).
Since, however the blood of most men in these islands is by this time
mixed with many strains: since also, though the note be not native
with him, nothing forbids even a pure-blooded Anglo-Saxon from
learning it and assimilating it: lastly, since there is obvious
inconvenience in using the same word for an ethnical delimitation and
a psychological, when their boundaries do not exactly correspond--and
if some Anglo-Saxons have the 'Celtic' note it is certain that many
thousands of Celts have not; why then I shall be glad enough to use a
better and a handier and a more exact, if only some clever person
will provide it.

Meanwhile, let it be understood that in speaking of a 'Celtic' note I
accuse no fellow-creature of being an Irishman, Scotsman, Welshman,
Manxman, Cornishman, or Breton.  The poet will as a rule turn out to
be one or other of these, or at least to have a traceable strain of
Celtic blood in him.  But to the note only is the term applied,
Now this note may be recognised by many tokens; but the first and
chiefest is its insistence upon man's brotherhood with bird and
beast, star and flower, everything, in short, which we loosely call
'nature,' his brotherhood even with spirits and angels, as one of an
infinite number of microcosms reflecting a common image of God.
And poetry which holds by this creed will hardly be subservient to
societies and governments and legalised doctrines and conventions;
it will hold to them by a long and loose chain, if at all.
It flies high enough, at any rate, to take a bird's-eye view of all
manner of things which in the temple, the palace, or the
market-place, have come to be taken as axiomatic.  It eyes them with
an extraordinary 'dissoluteness'--if you will give that word its
literal meaning.  It sees that some accepted virtues carry no
reflection of heaven; it sees that heaven, on the other hand--so
infinite is its care--may shake with anger from bound to bound at the
sight of a caged bird.  It sees that the souls of living things, even
of the least conspicuous, reach up by chains and are anchored in
heaven, while 'great' events slide by on the surface of this skimming
planet with empires and their ordinances.


    "And so the Emperor went in the procession under the splendid
     canopy.  And all the people in the streets and at the windows
     said, 'Bless us! what matchless new clothes our Emperor has!'
     But he hasn't anything on!' cried a little child.  'Dear me,
     just listen to what the little innocent says,' observed his
     father, and the people whispered to each other what the child
     had said.  'He hasn't anything on!' they began to shout at last.
     This made the Emperor's flesh creep, because he thought that
     they were right; but he said to himself, 'I must keep it up
     through the procession, anyhow.'  And he walked on still more
     majestically, and the Chamberlains walked behind and carried the
     train, though there was none to carry."

This parable of the Emperor without clothes can be matched, for
simplicity and searching directness, against any parable outside of
the Gospels, and it agrees with the Divine parables in exalting the
wisdom of a child.  I will not dare to discuss that wisdom here.
I observe that when the poets preach it we tender them our applause.
We applaud Vaughan's lines:--

    "Happy those early days, when I
     Shin'd in my angel-infancy . . .
     When yet I had not walk'd above
     A mile or two from my first love,
     And looking back--at that short space--
     Could see a glimpse of His bright face;
     When on some gilded cloud or flow'r
     My gazing soul would dwell an hour,
     And in those weaker glories spy
     Some shadows of eternity. . . ."

We applaud Wordsworth's glorious ode--

    "Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting:
     The Soul that rises with us, our life's Star,
        Hath had elsewhere its setting,
           And cometh from afar:
        Not in entire forgetfulness,
           And not in utter nakedness,
     But trailing clouds of glory do we come
        From God, who is our home:
     Heaven lies about us in our infancy! . . ."

We applaud even old John Earle's prose when he tells us of a Child
that--

    "The elder he grows, he is a stair lower from God; and, like his
     first father, much worse in his breeches.  He is the Christian's
     example, and the old man's relapse; the one imitates his
     pureness, the other falls into his simplicity. . . . His father
     hath writ him as his own little story, wherein he reads those
     days of his life that he cannot remember, and sighs to see what
     innocence he hath outlived. . . . Could he put off his body with
     his little coat, he had got eternity without a burden, and
     exchanged but one heaven for another."

But while we applaud this pretty confident attribution of divine
wisdom to children, we are much too cautious to translate it into
practice.  "It is far too shadowy a notion," says Wordsworth
prudently, "to be recommended to faith as more than an element in our
instincts of immortality;" and he might have added that, while the
Child may be Father of the Man, the Man reserves the privilege of
spanking.  Even so I observe that, while able to agree cordially with
Christ on the necessity of becoming as little children as a condition
of entering the Kingdom of Heaven, we are not so injudicious as to
act upon any such belief; nay, we find ourselves obliged to revise
and re-interpret the wisdom of the Gospels when we find it too
impracticably childish.  When Christ, for instance, forbids oaths of
all kinds, we feel sure He cannot be serious, or we should have to
upset a settled practice of the courts.  And as for resisting no evil
and forgiving our enemies, why, good Heavens! what would become of
our splendid armaments!  The suggestion, put so down rightly, is
quite too wild.  In short, as a distinguished Bishop put it, society
could not exist for forty-eight hours on the lines laid down in the
Sermon on the Mount.  (I forget the Bishop's exact words, but they
amounted to a complete and thoroughly common-sense repudiation of
Gospel Christianity.)

No; it is obvious that, in so far as the Divine teaching touches
on conduct, we must as practical men correct it, and with a
special look-out for its indulgent misunderstanding of children.
Children, as a matter of experience, have no sense of the rights of
property.  They steal apples.

And yet--there must be something in this downright wisdom of
childishness since Christ went (as we must believe) out of His way to
lay such stress on it; and since our own hearts respond so readily
when Vaughan or Wordsworth claim divinity for it.  We cannot of
course go the length of believing that the great, wise, and eminent
men of our day are engaged one and all in the pursuit of shadows.
'Shadows we are and shadows we pursue' sounded an exquisitely solemn
note in an election speech; but after all, we must take the world as
we find it, and the world as we find it has its own recognised
rewards.  No success attended the poet who wrote that--

    "Those little new-invented things--
     Cups, saddles, crowns, are childish joys,
     So ribbands are and rings,
     Which all our happiness destroys.
       Nor God
       In His abode,
       Nor saints, nor little boys,
     Nor Angels made them; only foolish men,
     Grown mad with custom, on those toys
     Which more increase their wants to date. . . ."

He found no publisher, and they have been rescued by accident after
two hundred years of oblivion.  (It appears, nevertheless, that he
was a happy man.)

And yet--I repeat--since we respond to it so readily, whether in
welcome or in irritation, there must be something in this claim set
up for childish simplicity; and I cannot help thinking it fortunate
and salutary for us that the Celtic poets have taken to sounding its
note so boldly.  Whatever else they do, on the conventional ideals of
this generation they speak out with an uncompromising and highly
disconcerting directness.  As I said just now, they are held, if at
all, by a long and loose chain to the graven images to which we stand
bound arm-to-arm and foot-to-foot.  They fly far enough aloof to take
a bird's-eye view.  What they see they declare with a boldness which
is the more impressive for being unconscious.  And they declare that
they see us tied to stupid material gods, and wholly blind to ideas.

P.S.--I made bold enough to say in the course of these remarks that
Euclid's _Elements_ could hardly be improved by writing them out in
ballad metre.  A friend, to whom I happened to repeat this assertion,
cast doubt on it and challenged me to prove it.  I do so with
pleasure in the following--

[In the original text, there is shown a geometrical diagram which
consists of two equally sized circles superimposed so that they each
intersect the other's centre which points are marked A and B.  The
outermost points on the two circles in line with AB are marked D and
E.  The upper point where the two circles intersect is marked C and
an equilateral triangle is shown by joining points A, B and C.]


           NEW BALLAD OF SIR PATRICK SPENS.

     The King sits in Dunfermline toun
        Drinking the blude-red wine:
    "O wha will rear me an equilateral triangle
        Upon a given straight line?"

     O up and spake an eldern knight,
        Sat at the King's right knee--
    "Of a' the clerks by Granta side
        Sir Patrick bears the gree.

    "'Tis he was taught by the Tod-huntere
        Tho' not at the tod-hunting;
      Yet gif that he be given a line,
         He'll do as brave a thing."

     Our King has written a braid letter
        To Cambrigge or thereby,
     And there it found Sir Patrick Spens
        Evaluating PI.

     He hadna warked his quotient
        A point but barely three,
     There stepped to him a little foot-page
        And louted on his knee.

     The first word that Sir Patrick read,
      "_Plus_ x," was a' he said:
     The neist word that Sir Patrick read,
       'Twas "_plus_ expenses paid."

     The last word that Sir Patrick read,
        The tear blinded his e'e:
    "The pound I most admire is not
        In Scottish currencie."

     Stately stepped he east the wa',
        And stately stepped he north:
     He fetched a compass frae his ha'
        And stood beside the Forth,

     Then gurly grew the waves o' Forth,
        And gurlier by-and-by--
    "O never yet was sic a storm,
        Yet it isna sic as I!"


     Syne he has crost the Firth o' Forth
        Until Dunfermline toun;
     And tho' he came with a kittle wame
        Fu' low he louted doun.

    "A line, a line, a gude straight line,
        O King, purvey me quick!
     And see it be of thilka kind
        That's neither braid nor thick."

    "Nor thick nor braid?" King Jamie said,
       "I'll eat my gude hat-band
     If arra line as ye define
        Be found in our Scotland."

    "Tho' there be nane in a' thy rule,
        It sail be ruled by me;"
     And lichtly with his little pencil
        He's ruled the line A B.

     Stately stepped he east the wa',
        And stately stepped he west;
    "Ye touch the button," Sir Patrick said,
       "And I sall do the rest."

     And he has set his compass foot
        Untill the centre A,
     From A to B he's stretched it oot--
       "Ye Scottish carles, give way!"

     Syne he has moved his compass foot
        Untill the centre B,
     From B to A he's stretched it oot,
        And drawn it viz-a-vee.

     The tane circle was BCD,
        And A C E the tither:
    "I rede ye well," Sir Patrick said,
       "They interseck ilk ither.

    "See here, and where they interseck--
        To wit with yon point C--
     Ye'll just obsairve that I conneck
        The twa points A and B.

     "And there ye have a little triangle
         As bonny as e'er was seen;
      The whilk is not isosceles,
         Nor yet it is scalene."

    "The proof! the proof!" King Jamie cried:
       "The how and eke the why!"
     Sir Patrick laughed within his beard--
       "'Tis _ex hypothesi_--

    "When I ligg'd in my mither's wame,
        I learn'd it frae my mither,
     That things was equal to the same,
        Was equal ane to t'ither.

    "Sith in the circle first I drew
        The lines B A, B C,
     Be radii true, I wit to you
        The baith maun equal be.

    "Likewise and in the second circle,
        Whilk I drew widdershins,
     It is nae skaith the radii baith,
        A B, AC, be twins.

    "And sith of three a pair agree
        That ilk suld equal ane,
     By certes they maun equal be
        Ilk unto ilk by-lane."

    "Now by my faith!" King Jamie saith,
       "What _plane_ geometrie!
     If only Potts had written in Scots,
        How loocid Potts wad be!"

    "Now wow's my life!" said Jamie the King,
        And the Scots lords said the same,
     For but it was that envious knicht,
        Sir Hughie o' the Graeme.

    "Flim-flam, flim-flam!" and "Ho indeed?"
        Quod Hughie o' the Graeme;
    "'Tis I could better upon my heid
        This prabblin prablem-game."

    Sir Patrick Spens Was nothing laith
       When as he heard "flim-flam,"
    But syne he's ta'en a silken claith
       And wiped his diagram.

    "Gif my small feat may better'd be,
        Sir Hew, by thy big head,
     What I hae done with an A B C
        Do thou with X Y Z."

     Then sairly sairly swore Sir Hew,
        And loudly laucht the King;
     But Sir Patrick tuk the pipes and blew,
        And _played_ that eldritch thing!

     He's play'd it reel, he's play'd it jig,
        And the baith alternative;
     And he's danced Sir Hew to the Asses' Brigg,
        That's Proposetion Five.

     And there they've met, and there they've fet,
        Forenenst the Asses' Brigg,
     And waefu', waefu' was the fate
        That gar'd them there to ligg.

     For there Sir Patrick's slain Sir Hew,
        And Sir Hew Sir Patrick Spens--
     Now was not that a fine to-do
        For Euclid's Elemen's?

     But let us sing Long live the King!
        And his foes the Deil attend 'em:
     For he has gotten his little triangle,
        _Quod erat faciendum!_


[1] This was written some time before the _entente cordiale_.



MARCH.


How quietly its best things steal upon the world!  And in a world where a
single line of Sappho's survives as a something more important than the
entire political history of Lesbos, how little will the daily newspaper
help us to take long views!

Whether England could better afford to lose Shakespeare or her Indian
Empire is no fair question to put to an Englishman.  But every Englishman
knows in his heart which of these two glories of his birth and state will
survive the other, and by which of them his country will earn in the end
the greater honour.  Though in our daily life we--perhaps wisely--make a
practice of forgetting it, our literature is going to be our most
perdurable claim on man's remembrance, for it is occupied with ideas which
outlast all phenomena.

The other day Mr. Bertram Dobell, the famous bookseller of Charing Cross
Road, rediscovered (we might almost say that he discovered) a poet.
Mr. Dobell has in the course of his life laid the Republic of Letters
under many obligations.  To begin with, he loves his trade and honours the
wares in which he deals, and so continues the good tradition that should
knit writers, printers, vendors and purchasers of books together as
partakers of an excellent mystery.  He studies--and on occasion will fight
for--the whims as well as the convenience of his customers.  It was he who
took arms against the Westminster City Council in defence of the
out-of-door-stall, the 'classic sixpenny box,' and at least brought off a
drawn battle.  He is at pains to make his secondhand catalogues better
reading than half the new books printed, and they cost us nothing.
He has done, also, his pious share of service to good literature.
He has edited James Thomson, him of _The City of Dreadful Night_.
He has helped us to learn more than we knew of Charles Lamb.  He has even
written poems of his own and printed them under the title of _Rosemary and
Pansies_, in a volume marked 'Not for sale'--a warning which I, as one of
the fortunate endowed, intend strictly to observe.  On top of this he has
discovered, or rediscovered, Thomas Traherne.

Now before we contemplate the magnitude of the discovery let us rehearse
the few facts known of the inconspicuous life of Thomas Traherne.
He was born about the year 1636, the son of a Hereford shoemaker, and came
in all probability (like Herbert and Vaughan) of Welsh stock.  In 1652 he
entered Brasenose College, Oxford, as a commoner.  On leaving the
University he took orders; was admitted Rector of Credenhill, in
Herefordshire, in 1657; took the degree of Bachelor of Divinity in 1669;
became the private chaplain of Sir Orlando Bridgman, at Teddington; and
died there a few months after his patron, in 1674, aged but thirty-eight.
He wrote a polemical tract on _Roman Forgeries_, which had some success; a
treatise on _Christian Ethicks_, which, being full of gentle wisdom, was
utterly neglected; an exquisite work, _Centuries of Meditations_, never
published; and certain poems, which also he left in manuscript.  And there
the record ends.

Next let us tell by how strange a chance this forgotten author came to his
own.  In 1896 or 1897 Mr. William T. Brooke picked up two volumes of MS.
on a street bookstall, and bought them for a few pence.  Mr. Brooke
happened to be a man learned in sacred poetry and hymnology, and he no
sooner began to examine his purchase than he knew that he had happened on
a treasure.  At the same time he could hardly believe that writings so
admirable were the work of an unknown author.  In choice of subject, in
sentiment, in style, they bore a strong likeness to the poems of Henry
Vaughan the Silurist, and he concluded that they must be assigned to
Vaughan.  He communicated his discovery to the late Dr. Grosart, who
became so deeply interested in it that he purchased the manuscripts and
set about preparing an edition of Vaughan, in which the newly-found
treasures were to be included.  Dr. Grosart, one may say in passing, was
by no means a safe judge of characteristics in poetry.  With all his
learning and enthusiasm you could not trust him, having read a poem with
which he was unacquainted or which perchance he had forgotten, to assign
it to its true or even its probable author.  But when you hear that so
learned a man as Dr. Grosart considered these writings worthy of Vaughan,
you may be the less apt to think me extravagant in holding that man to
have been Vaughan's peer who wrote the following lines:--

    "How like an Angel came I down!
        How bright are all things here!
     When first among His works I did appear
        how their Glory me did crown!
     The world resembled His Eternity,
        In which my soul did walk;
     And everything that I did see
        Did with me talk.

    "The streets were paved with golden stones,
        The boys and girls were mine,
     O how did all their lovely faces shine!
        The sons of men were holy ones;
     In joy and beauty they appeared to me:
        And everything which here I found,
     While like an angel I did see,
        Adorned the ground."


'Proprieties.'--

That is to say, 'properties,' 'estates.'--

    "Proprieties themselves were mine,
        And hedges ornaments,
     Walls, boxes, coffers, and their rich contents
        Did not divide my joys, but all combine.
     Clothes, ribbons, jewels, laces, I esteemed
        My joys by others worn;
     For me they all to wear them seemed
        When I was born."

Dr. Grosart then set about preparing a new and elaborate edition of
Vaughan, which, only just before his death, he was endeavouring to find
means to publish.  After his death the two manuscripts passed by purchase
to Mr. Charles Higham, the well-known bookseller of Farringdon Street, who
in turn sold them to Mr. Dobell.  Later, when a part of Dr. Grosart's
library was sold at Sotheby's, Mr. Dobell bought--and this is perhaps the
strangest part of the story--a third manuscript volume, which Dr. Grosart
had possessed all the time without an inkling that it bore upon Mr.
Brooke's discovery, "though nothing is needed but to compare it with the
other volumes in order to see that all these are in the same handwriting."

Mr. Dobell examined the writings, compared them with Vaughan's, and began
to have his doubts.  Soon he felt convinced that Vaughan was not their
author.  Yet, if not Vaughan, who could the author be?

Again Mr. Brooke proved helpful.  To a volume of Giles Fletcher's,
_Christ's Victory and Triumph_, which he had edited, Mr. Brooke had
appended a number of seventeenth-century poems not previously collected;
and to one of these, entitled 'The Ways of Wisdom,' he drew Mr. Dobell's
attention as he had previously drawn Mr.  Grosart's.  To Mr. Dobell the
resemblance between it and the manuscript poems was at once evident.
Mr. Brooke had found the poem in a little book in the British Museum
entitled, _A Serious and Patheticall Contemplation of the Mercies of God,
in several most Devout and Sublime Thanksgivings for the same_
(a publisher's title it is likely): and this book contained other pieces
in verse.  These having been copied out by Mr. Dobell's request, he
examined them and felt no doubt at all that the author of the manuscript
poem and of the _Devout and Sublime Thanksgivings_ must be one and the
same person.  But, again, who could he be?

A sentence in an address 'To the Reader' prefixed to the _Devout and
Sublime Thanksgivings_ provided the clue.  The editor of this work
(a posthumous publication), after eulogising the unnamed author's many
virtues wound up with a casual clue to his identity:--

     "But being removed out of the Country to the service of the late Lord
     Keeper Bridgman as his Chaplain, he died young and got early to those
     blissful mansions to which he at all times aspir'd."

But for this sentence, dropped at haphazard, the secret might never have
been resolved.  As it was, the clue--that the author of _Devout and
Sublime Thanksgivings_ was private chaplain to Sir Orlando Bridgman--had
only to be followed up; and it led to the name of Thomas Traherne.
This information was obtained from Wood's _Athenae Oxonienses_, which
mentioned Traherne as the author of two books, _Roman Forgeries_ and
_Christian Ethicks_.

The next step was to get hold of these two works and examine them,
if perchance some evidence might be found that Traherne was also the
author of the manuscripts, which as yet remained a guess, standing on Mr.
Dobell's conviction that the verses in the manuscripts and those in
_Devout and Sublime Thanksgivings_ must be by the same hand.

By great good fortune that evidence was found in _Christian Ethicks_, in a
poem which, with some variations, occurred too in the manuscript
_Centuries of Meditations_.  Here then at last was proof positive, or as
positive as needs be.


The most of us writers hope and stake for a diuturnity of fame; and some
of us get it.  _Sed ubi sunt vestimenta eorum qui post vota nuncupata
perierunt?_ "That bay leaves were found green in the tomb of St. Humbert
after a hundred and fifty years was looked upon as miraculous," writes Sir
Thomas Browne.  But Traherne's laurel has lain green in the dust for close
on two hundred and thirty years, and his fame so cunningly buried that
only by half a dozen accidents leading up to a chance sentence in a dark
preface to a forgotten book has it come to light.

I wonder if his gentle shade takes any satisfaction in the discovery?
His was by choice a _vita fallens_.  Early in life he made, as we learn
from a passage in _Centuries of Meditations_, his election between worldly
prosperity and the life of the Spirit, between the chase of fleeting
phenomena and rest upon the soul's centre:--

    "When I came into the country and, being seated among silent trees and
     woods and hills, had all my time in my own hands, I resolved to spend
     it all, whatever it cost me, in the search of Happiness, and to
     satiate the burning thirst which Nature had enkindled in me from my
     youth; in which I was so resolute that I chose rather to live upon
     ten pounds a year, and to go in leather clothes, and to feed upon
     bread and water, so that I might have all my time clearly to myself,
     than to keep many thousands per annum in an estate of life where my
     time would be devoured in care and labour.  And God was so pleased to
     accept of that desire that from that time to this I have had all
     things plentifully provided for me without any care at all, my very
     study of Felicity making me more to prosper than all the care in the
     whole world.  So that through His blessing I live a free and kingly
     life, as if the world were turned again into Eden, or, much more, as
     it is at this day."

Yet Traherne is no quietist: a fervent, passionate lover, rather, of
simple and holy things.  He sees with the eyes of a child: the whole world
shines for him 'apparell'd in celestial light,' and that light, he is well
aware, shines out on it, through the eyes which observe it, from the
divine soul of man.  The verses which I quoted above strike a note to
which he recurs again and again.  Listen to the exquisite prose in which
he recounts the 'pure and virgin apprehension' of his childhood:--

    "The corn was orient and immortal wheat which never should be reaped
     nor was ever sown.  I thought it had stood from everlasting to
     everlasting.   The dust and stones of the street were as precious as
     gold; the gates were at first the end of the world.  The green trees
     when I saw them first through one of the gates transported and
     ravished me; their sweetness and unusual beauty made my heart to leap
     and almost mad with ecstasy, they were such strange and wonderful
     things.  The Men!  O what venerable and reverend creatures did the
     aged seem!  Immortal Cherubim!  And young men glittering and
     sparkling angels, and maids strange seraphic pieces of life and
     beauty!  Boys and girls tumbling in the street were moving jewels;
     I knew not that they were born, or should die. . . . The streets were
     mine, the temple was mine, the people were mine, their clothes and
     gold and silver were mine, as much as their sparkling eyes, fair
     skins, and ruddy faces.  The skies were mine, and so were the sun and
     moon and stars, and all the world was mine; and I the only spectator
     and enjoyer of it. . . ."

All these things he enjoyed, his life through, uncursed by the itch for
'proprietorship': he was like the Magnanimous Man in his own _Christian
Ethicks_--'one that scorns the smutty way of enjoying things like a slave,
because he delights in the celestial way and the Image of God.'  In this
creed of his all things are made for man, if only man will inherit them
wisely: even God, in conferring benefits on man, is moved and rewarded by
the felicity of witnessing man's grateful delight in them:--

    "For God enjoyed is all His end,
     Himself He then doth comprehend
     When He is blessed, magnified,
     Extoll'd, exalted, prais'd, and glorified."

Yes, and 'undeified almost, if once denied.'  A startling creed, this; but
what a bold and great-hearted one!  To Traherne the Soul is a sea which not
only receives the rivers of God's bliss but 'all it doth receive returns
again.'  It is the Beloved of the old song, 'Quia Amore Langueo;' whom God
pursues, as a lover.  It is the crown of all things.  So in one of his
loveliest poems he shows it standing on the threshold to hear news of a
great guest, never dreaming that itself is that great guest all the
while--

                          ON NEWS

                            I.

     News from a foreign country came,
        As if my treasure and my wealth lay there:
     So much it did my heart enflame,
       'Twas wont to call my soul into mine ear,
           Which thither went to meet
           The approaching sweet,
        And on the threshold stood
        To entertain the unknown Good.
           It hover'd there
           As if 'twould leave mine ear,
        And was so eager to embrace
           The joyful tidings as they came,
       'Twould almost leave its dwelling-place
           To entertain that same.

                            II.

     As if the tidings were the things,
        My very joys themselves, my foreign treasure,
     Or else did bear them on their wings--
        With so much joy they came, with so much pleasure--
           My Soul stood at that gate
           To recreate
        Itself with bliss, and to
        Be pleased with speed.   A fuller view
           It fain would take,
           Yet journeys back again would make
        Unto my heart: as if 'twould fain
           Go out to meet, yet stay within
        To fit a place to entertain
           And bring the tidings in.

                            III.

     What sacred instinct did inspire
        My Soul in childhood with a hope so strong?
     What secret force moved my desire
        To expect my joy, beyond the seas, so young?
           Felicity I knew
           Was out of view;
        And being here alone,
        I saw that happiness was gone
           From me!  For this
           I thirsted absent bliss,
        And thought that sure beyond the seas,
           Or else in something near at hand
        I knew not yet (since nought did please
           I knew), my bliss did stand,

                            IV.

     But little did the infant dream
        That all the treasures of the world were by:
     And that himself was so the cream
        And crown of all which round about did lie.
           Yet thus it was: The Gem,
           The Diadem,
        The Ring enclosing all
        That stood upon this earthly ball;
           The Heavenly Eye,
           Much wider than the sky,
        Wherein they all included were,
           The glorious Soul that was the King
        Made to possess them, did appear
           A small and little thing.

I must quote from another poem, if only for the pleasure of writing down
the lines:--

                      THE SALUTATION.

           These little limbs,
        These eyes and hands which here I find,
     These rosy cheeks wherewith my life begins--
        Where have ye been? Behind
     What curtain were ye from me hid so long?
     Where was, in what abyss, my speaking tongue?
           When silent I
        So many thousand, thousand years
     Beneath the dust did in a chaos lie,
           How could I smiles or tears
     Or lips or hands or eyes or ears perceive?
     Welcome ye treasures which I now receive!


These poems waited for two hundred and thirty years to be discovered on a
street bookstall!  There are lines in them and whole passages in the
unpublished _Centuries of Meditations_ which almost set one wondering with
Sir Thomas Browne "whether the best of men be known, or whether there be
not more remarkable persons forgot than any that stand remembered in the
known account of Time?"


I am tempted, but will not be drawn to discuss how Traherne stands related
to Vaughan on the one hand and Cowley on the other.  I note the discovery
here, and content myself with wondering if the reader share any of my
pleasure in it and enjoyment of the process which brought it to pass.
For me, I was born and bred a bookman.  In my father's house the talk
might run on divinity, politics, the theatre; but literature was the great
thing.  Other callings might do well enough, but writers were a class
apart, and to be a great writer was the choicest of ambitions.  I grew up
in this habit of mind, and have not entirely outgrown it yet; have not so
far outgrown it but that literary discussions, problems, discoveries
engage me though they lie remote from literature's service to man
(who has but a short while to live, and labour and vanity if he outlast
it).  I could join in a hunt after Bunyan's grandmothers, and have
actually spent working days in trying to discover the historical facts of
which _Robinson Crusoe_ may be an allegory.  One half of my quarrel with
those who try to prove that Bacon wrote Shakespeare rests on resentment of
the time they force me to waste; and a new searcher for the secret of the
Sonnets has only to whistle and I come to him--though, to be sure, that
gentleman almost cured me who identified the Dark Lady with Ann Hathaway,
resting his case upon--

                      SONNET CCXVIII.

     Whoever hath my wit, thou hast thy Will:
     And where is Will alive but _hath a way?_
     So in device thy wit is starved still
     And as devised by Will.  That is to say,
     My second-best best bed, yea, and the gear withal
     Thou hast; but all that capital messuage
     Known as New Place goes to Susanna Hall.
     Haply the disproportion may engage
     The harmless ail-too-wise which otherwise
     Might knot themselves disknitting of a clue
     That Bacon wrote me. Lastly, I devise
     My wit, to whom?  To wit, to-whit, to-whoo!
        And here revoke all previous testaments:
        Witness, J. Shaw and Robert Whattcoat, Gents.

After this confession you will pardon any small complacency that may
happen to betray itself in the ensuing narrative.

Mr. Dobell followed up his discovery of Traherne by announcing another
_trouvaille_, and one which excited me not a little:--

    "Looking recently over a parcel of pamphlets which I had purchased,
     I came upon some loose leaves which were headed _A Prospect of
     Society_.  The title struck me as familiar, and I had only to
     read a few lines to recognise them as belonging to [Goldsmith's]
    _The Traveller_.  But the opening lines of my fragment are not the
     opening lines of the poem as it was published; in fact, the first two
     lines of _A Prospect of Society_ are lines 353-4 in the first edition
     of _The Traveller_. . . . A further examination of the fragment which
     I had discovered showed that it is not what is usually understood as
     a 'proof' of _The Traveller_, but rather the material, as yet
     formless and unarranged, out of which it was to be finally evolved."

Now--line for corresponding line--the text discovered by Mr. Dobell often
differs, and sometimes considerably, from that of the first edition of
_The Traveller_, and these variations are highly interesting, and make Mr.
Dobell's 'find' a valuable one.  But on studying the newly discovered
version I very soon found myself differing from Mr. Dobell's opinion that
we had here the formless, unarranged material out of which Goldsmith built
an exquisitely articulated poem.[1]  And, doubting this, I had to doubt
what Mr. Dobell deduced from it--that "it was in the manner in which a
poem, remarkable for excellence of form and unity of design, was created
out of a number of verses which were at first crudely conceived and
loosely connected that Goldsmith's genius was most triumphantly
displayed."  For scarcely had I lit a pipe and fallen to work on
_A Prospect of Society_ before it became evident to me (1) that the lines
were not "unarranged," but disarranged; and (2) that whatever the reason
of this disarray, Goldsmith's brain was not responsible; that the disorder
was too insane to be accepted either as an order in which he could have
written the poem, or as one in which he could have wittingly allowed it to
circulate among his friends, unless he desired them to believe him mad.
Take, for instance, this collocation:--

    "Heavens! how unlike their Belgic sires of old!
     Rough, poor, content, ungovernably bold;
     Where shading elms beside the margin grew,
     And freshen'd from the waves the zephyr blew."

Or this:--

    "To kinder skies, where gentler manners reign,
     We turn, where France displays her bright domain.
     Thou sprightly land of mirth and social ease,
     Pleas'd with thyself, whom all the world can please,
     How often have I led thy sportive choir
     With tuneless pipe, along the sliding Loire?
     No vernal bloom their torpid rocks display,
     But Winter lingering chills the lap of May;
     No zephyr fondly sooths the mountain's breast,
     But meteors glare and frowning storms invest."

Short of lunacy, no intellectual process would account for that sort of
thing, whereas a poem more pellucidly logical than _The Traveller_ does
not exist in English.  So, having lit another pipe, I took a pencil and
began some simple counting, with this result:--

     The first 42 lines of _The Prospect_ correspond with lines 353-400 of
    _The Traveller_.
     The next 42 with lines 311-352.
     The next 34 with lines 277-310.
     The next 36 with lines 241-276.
     The next 36 with lines 205-240.
     The next 36 with lines 169-204.
     The next 38 with lines 131-168.
     The next 28 with lines 103-130.
     And the remaining fragment of 18 lines with lines 73-92.

In other words, _The Prospect_ is merely an early draft of _The Traveller_
printed backwards in fairly regular sections.

But how can this have happened?  The explanation is at once simple and
ridiculous.  As Goldsmith finished writing out each page of his poem for
press, he laid it aside on top of the pages preceding; and, when all was
done, he forgot to sort back his pages in reverse order.  That is all.
Given a good stolid compositor with no thought beyond doing his duty with
the manuscript as it reached him, you have what Mr. Dobell has recovered--
an immortal poem printed wrong-end-foremost page by page.  I call the
result delightful, and (when you come to think of it) the blunder just so
natural to Goldsmith as to be almost postulable.

Upon this simple explanation we have to abandon the hypothesis that
Goldsmith patiently built a fine poem out of a congeries of fine passages
pitchforked together at haphazard--a splendid rubbish heap; and Mr.
Dobell's find is seen to be an imperfect set of duplicate proofs--fellow,
no doubt, to that set which Goldsmith, mildly objurgating his own or the
printer's carelessness, sliced up with the scissors and rearranged before
submitting it to Johnson's friendly revision.


The pleasantest part of the story (for me) has yet to come.  We all know
how easy it is to turn obstinate and defend a pet theory with acrimony.
Mr. Dobell did nothing of the sort.  Although his enthusiasm had committed
him to no little expense in publishing _The Prospect_, with a preface
elaborating his theory, he did a thing which was worth a hundred
discoveries.  He sat down, convinced himself that my explanation was the
right one, and promptly committed himself to further expense in bringing
out a new edition with the friendliest acknowledgment.  So do men behave
who are at once generous of temper and anxious for the truth.

He himself had been close upon the explanation.  In his preface he had
actually guessed that the "author's manuscript, written on loose leaves,
had fallen into confusion and was then printed without any attempt at
rearrangement."  In fact, he had hit upon the right solution, and only
failed to follow up the clue.

His find, too, remains a valuable one; for so far as it goes we can
collate it with the first edition of _The Traveller_, and exactly discover
the emendations made by Johnson, or by Goldsmith after discussion with
Johnson.  Boswell tells us that the Doctor "in the year 1783, at my
request, marked with a pencil the lines which he had furnished, which are
only line 420, 'To stop too faithful, and too faint to go,' and the
concluding ten lines, except the last couplet but one. . . . He added,
'These are all of which I can be sure.'"  We cannot test his claim to the
concluding lines, for the correspondent passage is missing from Mr.
Dobell's fragment; but Johnson's word would be good enough without the
internal evidence of the verses to back it.  "To stop too faithful, and
too faint to go," is his improvement, and an undeniable one, upon
Goldsmith's "And faintly fainter, fainter seems to go."  I have not been
at pains to examine all the revised lines, but they are numerous, and
generally (to my thinking) betray Johnson's hand.  Also they are almost
consistently improvements.  There is one alteration, however,--
unmistakably due to Johnson,--which some of us will join with Mr. Dobell
in regretting.  Johnson, as a fine, full-blooded Jingo, naturally showed
some restiveness at the lines--

    "Yes, my lov'd brother, cursed be that hour
     When first ambition toil'd for foreign power,"

And induced Goldsmith to substitute--

    "Yes, brother, curse with me that baleful hour
     When first ambition struck at regal power,"

Which may or may not be more creditable in sentiment, but is certainly
quite irrelevant in its context, which happens to be a denunciation of the
greed for gold and foreign conquest.  It is, in that context, all but
meaningless, and must have irritated and puzzled many readers of a poem
otherwise clearly and continuously argued.  In future editions of _The
Traveller_, Goldsmith's original couplet should be restored; and I urge
this (let the Tory reader be assured) not from any ill-will towards our
old friend the Divine Right of Kings, but solely in the sacred name of
Logic.


Such be the bookman's trivial adventures and discoveries.  They would be
worse than trivial indeed if they led him to forget or ignore that by
which Goldsmith earned his immortality, or to regard Traherne merely as a
freak in the history of literary reputations, and not primarily as the
writer of such words as these--

    "A little touch of something like pride is seated in the true sense of
     a man's own greatness, without which his humility and modesty would
     be contemptible virtues."

    "It is a vain and insipid thing to suffer without loving God or man.
     Love is a transcendent excellence in every duty, and must of
     necessity enter into the nature of every grace and virtue.
     That which maketh the solid benefit of patience unknown, its taste so
     bitter and comfortless to men, is its _death_ in the separation and
     absence of its soul.  We suffer but love not."

    "All things do first receive that give:
        Only 'tis God above
     That from and in Himself doth live;
        Whose all-sufficient love
     Without original can flow,
     And all the joys and glories show
     Which mortal man can take delight to know.
     He is the primitive, eternal Spring,
     The endless Ocean of each glorious thing.
        The soul a vessel is,
     A spacious bosom, to contain
        All the fair treasures of His bliss,
     Which run like rivers from, into, the main,
     And all it doth receive, return again."

    "You never enjoy the world aright till the sea itself floweth in your
     veins, till you are clothed with the heavens and crowned with the
     stars."

[1] Early editions of Goldsmith's poem bore the title, _The Traveller; or,
A Prospect of Society_.  Later editions dropped the sub-title.



APRIL.


    "Thus, then, live I
        Till 'mid all the gloom
     By Heaven! the bold sun
        Is with me in the room
           Shining, shining!

    "Then the clouds part,
        Swallows soaring between;
     The spring is alive
        And the meadows are green!

    "I jump up like mad,
        Break the old pipe in twain,
     And away to the meadows,
        The meadows again!"

The poem of FitzGerald's from which these verses come was known,
I believe, to very few until Mr. E. V. Lucas exhumed it from _Half-hours
with the Worst Authors_, and reprinted it in that delightful little book
_The Open Road_.  I have a notion that even FitzGerald's most learned
executor was but dimly aware of its existence.  For my part, at this time
of the day, I prefer it to his Omar Khayyam--perversely, no doubt.
In the year 1885 or thereabouts Omar, known only to a few, was a wonder
and a treasure to last one's lifetime; but I confess that since a club
took him up and feasted his memory with field-marshals and other
irrelevant persons in the chair, and since his fame has become vulgarised
not only in Thames-side hotels, but over the length and breadth of the
North American continent, one at least of his admirers has suffered a not
unnatural revulsion, until now he can scarcely endure to read the immortal
quatrains.  Immortal they are, no doubt, and deserve to be by reason of
their style--"fame's great antiseptic."  But their philosophy is thin
after all, and will not bear discussion.  As exercise for a grown man's
thought, I will back a lyric of Blake's or Wordsworth's, or a page of
Ibsen's _Peer Gynt_ against the whole of it, any day.

This, however, is parenthetical.  I caught hold of FitzGerald's verses to
express that jollity which should be every man's who looks up from much
reading or writing and knows that Spring has come.


    "_Solvitur acris hiems grata vice veris et favoni
     Trahuntque siccas machinae carinas_ . . ."

In other words, I look out of the window and decide that the day has
arrived for launching the boat--

    "This is that happy morn,
     That day, long wished day!"

And, to my mind, the birthday of the year.  Potentates and capitalists who
send down orders to Cowes or Southampton that their yachts are to be put
in commission, and anon arrive to find everything ready (if they care to
examine), from the steam capstan to the cook's apron, have little notion
of the amusement to be found in fitting out a small boat, say of five or
six tons.  I sometimes doubt if it be not the very flower, or at least the
bloom, of the whole pastime.  The serious face with which we set about it;
the solemn procession up the river to the creek where she rests, the high
tide all but lifting her; the silence in which we loose the moorings and
haul off; the first thrill of buoyant water underfoot; the business of
stepping the mast; quiet days of sitting or pottering about on deck in the
sunny harbour; vessels passing up and down, their crews eyeing us
critically as the rigging grows and the odds and ends--block, tackle and
purchase--fall into their ordered places; and through it all the
expectation running of the summer to come, and 'blue days at sea' and
unfamiliar anchorages--unfamiliar, but where the boat is, home will be--

                       "Such bliss
       Beggars enjoy, when princes oft do miss."

Homer, who knew what amused men, constantly lays stress on this business
of fitting out:--

    "Then at length she (Athene) let drag the swift ship to the sea, and
     stored within it all such tackling as decked ships carry.  And she
     moored it at the far end of the harbour. . . . So they raised the
     mast of pine tree, and set it in the hole of the cross plank, and
     made it fast with forestays, and hauled up the white sails with
     twisted ropes of oxhide."

And again:

    "First of all they drew the ship down to the deep water, and fixed the
     oars in leathern loops all orderly, and spread forth the white sails.
     And squires, haughty of heart, bare for them their arms,"--but you'll
     observe that it was the masters who did the launching, etc., like
     wise men who knew exactly wherein the fun of the business consisted.
    "And they moored her high out in the shore water, and themselves
     disembarked.  There they supped and waited for evening to come on."

You suggest, perhaps, that our seafaring is but play: and you are right.
But in our play we catch a cupful of the romance of the real thing.
Also we have the real thing at our doors to keep us humble.  Day by day
beneath this window the statelier shipping goes by; and our twopenny
adventurings and discoveries do truly (I believe) keep the greater wonder
and interest awake in us from day to day--the wonder and interest so
memorably expressed in Mr. Bridges's poem, _A Passer By_:--

    "Whither, O splendid ship, thy white sails crowding,
        Leaning across the bosom of the urgent West,
     That fearest nor sea rising, nor sky clouding,
        Whither away, fair rover, and what thy quest?
     Ah! soon when Winter has all our vales opprest,
        When skies are cold and misty, and hail is hurling,
     Wilt thou glide on the blue Pacific, or rest
        In a summer haven asleep, thy white sails furling?

    "I there before thee, in the country so well thou knowest,
        Already arrived am inhaling the odorous air:
     I watch thee enter unerringly where thou goest,
        And anchor queen of the strange shipping there,
     Thy sails for awnings spread, thy masts bare.". . . .



    "And yet, O splendid ship, unhailed and nameless,
        I know not if, aiming a fancy, I rightly divine
     That thou hast a purpose joyful, a courage blameless,
        Thy port assured in a happier land than mine.
     But for all I have given thee, beauty enough is thine.
        As thou, aslant with trim tackle and shrouding,
     From the proud nostril curve of a prow's line
        In the offing scatterest foam, thy white sails crowding."

Though in all human probability I shall never be the first to burst into a
silent sea, I can declare quite seriously that I never steer into an
unfamiliar creek or haven but, as its recesses open, I can understand
something of the awe of the boat's crew in Andrew Marvell's "Bermudas;"
yes, and something of the exultation of the great Columbus himself!



In a later paper I may have to tell of these voyages and traffickings.
For the while I leave the reader to guess how and in what corner of the
coast I happened on the following pendant to Mr. Dobell's _trouvaille_.

It may not challenge comparison with Mr. Flinders Petrie's work in Egypt
or with Mr. Hogarth's Cretan explorations; but I say confidently that,
since Mr. Pickwick unearthed the famous inscribed stone, no more fortunate
or astonishing discovery has rewarded literary research upon our English
soil than the two letters which with no small pride I give to the world
this month.

Curiously enough, they concern Mr. Pickwick.

But, perhaps, by way of preface I shall remind the reader that the final
number of _Pickwick_ was issued in November, 1837.  The first French
version--which Mr. Percy Fitzgerald justly calls 'a rude adaptation rather
than a translation'--appeared in 1838, and was entitled _Le Club de
Pickwickistes, Roman Comique, traduit librement de l'Anglais par Mdme.
Eugenie Giboyet_.  With equal justice Mr. Fitzgerald complains
(_The History of Pickwick_, p. 276) that "the most fantastic tricks are
played with the text, most of the dialogue being left out and the whole
compressed into two small volumes."  Yet, in fact, Mme. Giboyet (as will
appear) was more sinned against than sinning.  Clearly she undertook to
translate the immortal novel in collaboration with a M. Alexandre D--',
and was driven by the author's disapproval to suppress M. D--'s share of
the work.  The dates are sufficient evidence that this was done (as it no
doubt had to be done) in haste.  I regret that my researches have yielded
no further information respecting this M. Alexandre D--'.  The threat in
the second letter may or may not have been carried out.  I am inclined to
hope that it was, feeling sure that the result, if ever discovered, will
prove in the highest degree entertaining.  With this I may leave the
letters to speak for themselves.

(1)

                      "45 Doughty Street,"
                               "September 25th, 1837."

    "MY DEAR MADAM,--It is true that when granting the required permission
     to translate _Pickwick_ into French, I allowed also the license you
     claimed for yourself and your _collaborateur_--of adapting rather
     than translating, and of presenting my hero under such small disguise
     as might commend him better to a Gallic audience.  But I am bound to
     say that--to judge only from the first half of your version, which is
     all that has reached me--you have construed this permission more
     freely than I desired.  In fact, the parent can hardly recognise his
     own child.

    "Against your share in the work, Madame, I have little to urge, though
     the damages you represent Mrs. Bardell as claiming--300,000 francs,
     or 12,000 pounds of our money--strikes me as excessive.  It is rather
    (I take as my guide the difference in the handwriting) to your
     _collaborateur_ that I address, through you, my remonstrances.

    "I have no radical objection to his making Messrs. Snodgrass, Winkle,
     and Tupman members of His Majesty King Louis XIII.'s corps of
     Musketeers, if he is sincerely of opinion that French taste will
     applaud the departure.  I even commend his slight idealisation of
     Snodgrass (which, by the way, is not the name of an English
     mountain), and the amorousness of Tupman (Aramis) gains--I candidly
     admit--from the touch of religiosity which he gives to the character;
     though I do not, as he surmises, in the course of my story, promote
     Tupman to a bishopric.  The development--preferable as on some points
     the episcopal garb may be considered to the green velvet jacket with
     a two-inch tail worn by him at Madame Chasselion's _fete champetre_--
     would jar upon our Anglican prejudices.  As for Winkle (Porthos), the
     translation nicely hits off his love of manly exercises, while
     resting his pretensions on a more solid basis of fact than appears in
     the original.  In the incident of the baldric, however, the imposture
     underlying Mr. W.'s green shooting-coat is conveyed with sufficient
     neatness.

    "M. D--' has been well advised again in breaking up the character of
     Sam Weller and making him, like Cerberus, three gentlemen at once.
     Buckingham (Jingle) and Fenton (a capital rendering of the Fat Boy)
     both please me; and in expanding the episode of the sausage and the
     trouser-buttons M. D--' has shown delicacy and judgment by altering
     the latter into diamond studs.

    "Alas! madam, I wish the same could be said for his treatment of my
     female puppets, which not only shocks but bewilders me.  In her
     earlier appearances Mrs. Bardell (Milady) is a fairly consistent
     character; and why M. D--' should hazard that consistency by
     identifying her with the middle-aged lady at the great White Horse,
     Ipswich, passes my comprehension.  I say, madam, that it bewilders
     me; but for M. D--'s subsequent development of the occurrences at
     that hostelry I entertain feelings of which mere astonishment is,
     perhaps, the mildest.  I can hardly bring myself to discuss this with
     a lady; but you will allow me to protest in the very strongest terms
     that Mr. Pickwick made that unfortunate mistake about the sleeping
     apartment in the completest innocence, that in ejaculating 'ha-hum'
     he merely uttered a note of warning, and that 'ha-hum' is _not_
     (as M. D--' suspects) an English word from which certain syllables
     have been discreetly removed; that in thrusting his head through the
     bed-curtains he was, as I am careful to say, 'not actuated by any
     definite object'; and that, as a gentleman should, he withdrew at the
     earliest possible moment.  His intercepted duel with Mr. Peter Magnus
     (De Wardes) rests, as I fondly imagined I had made clear, upon a
     complete misunderstanding.  The whole business of the _fleur-de-lys_
     on Mrs. Bardell's shoulder is a sheer interpolation and should be
     expunged, not only on grounds of morality, but because when you reach
     the actual trial, 'Bardell _v_. Pickwick,' you will find this
     discovery of the defendant's impossible either to ignore or to
     reconcile with the jury's verdict.  Against the intervention of
     Richelieu (Mr. Nupkins) I have nothing to urge.  M. D--' opines that I
     shall in the end deal out poetical justice to Mrs. Bardell as Milady.
     He is right.  I have, indeed, gone so far as to imprison her;
     but I own that her execution (as suggested by him) at the hands of
     the Queer Client, with Pickwick and his friends (or, alternatively,
     Mrs. Cluppins, Mr. Perker, and Bob Sawyer) as silent spectators,
     seems to me almost as inconsistent with the spirit of the tale as his
     other proposal to kidnap Mr. Justice Stareleigh in the boot of Mr.
     Weller's coach, and substitute for his lordship the Chancery prisoner
     in an iron mask.  I trust, madam, that these few suggestions will,
     without setting any appreciable constraint on your fancy, enable you
     to catch something more of the spirit of my poor narrative than I
     have been able to detect in some of the chapters submitted; and I am,
     with every assurance of esteem,
                                    Your obliged servant,
                                             Boz."

    "P.S.--The difference between Anjou wine and the milk punch about
     which you inquire does not seem to me to necessitate any serious
     alteration of the chapter in question.  M. D--'s expressed intention
     of making Master Bardell in later life the executioner of King
     Charles I. of England must stand over for some future occasion.
     The present work will hardly yield him the required opportunity for
     dragging in King Charles' head."


(2)

    "MADAME,--Puisque M. Boz se mefie des propositions lui faites sans but
     quelconque que de concilier les gens d'esprit, j'ai l'honneur de vous
     annnoncer nettement que je me retire d'une besogne aussi rude que
     malentendue.  Il dit que j'ai concu son _Pickwick_ tout autrement que
     lui.  Soit!  Je l'ecrirai, ce _Pickwick_, selon mon propre gout.
     Que M. Boz redoute mes _Trois Pickwickistes!_ Agreez, Madame, etc.,
     etc.,
                              Alexandre (le Grand)."



I am told that literary aspirants in these days do not read books, or read
them only for purposes of review-writing.  Yet these pages may happen to
fall in the way of some literary aspirant faint on a false scent, yet
pursuing; and to him, before telling of another discovery, I will address
one earnest word of caution.  Let him receive it as from an elder brother
who wishes him well.

My caution is--Avoid irony as you would the plague.

Years ago I was used to receive this warning (on an average) once a week
from my old and dear friend Sir Wemyss Reid; and once a week I would set
myself, assailing his good nature, to cajole him into printing some piece
of youthful extravagance which he well knew--and I knew--and he knew that
I knew--would infuriate a hundred staid readers of _The Speaker_ and
oblige him to placate in private a dozen puzzled and indignant
correspondents.  For those were days before the beards had stiffened on
the chins of some of us who assembled to reform politics, art, literature,
and the world in general from a somewhat frowsy upstairs coffee-room in
C--' Street: days of old--

    "When fellowship seem'd not so far to seek
     And all the world and we seem'd much less cold
     And at the rainbow's foot lay surely gold. . . ."

Well, these cajoleries were not often successful, yet often enough to keep
the sporting instinct alive and active, and a great deal oftener than
F--'s equally disreputable endeavours: it being a tradition with the staff
that F--' had sworn by all his gods to get in an article which would force
the printer to flee the country.  I need scarcely say that the tradition
was groundless, but we worked it shamelessly.

In this way on January 9th, 1897 (a year in which the Westminster Aquarium
was yet standing), and shortly after the issue of the New Year's Honours'
List, the following article appeared in _The Speaker_.  The reader will
find it quite harmless until he comes to the sequel.  It was entitled--

                        NOOKS OF OLD LONDON.

               I.--THE WESTMINSTER SCUTORIUM.

     Let me begin by assuring the reader that the Westminster Scutorium
     has absolutely no connection with the famous Aquarium across the
     road.  I suppose that every Londoner has heard, at least, of the
     Aquarium, but I doubt if one in a hundred has heard of the little
     Scutorium which stands removed from it by a stone's throw, or less;
     and I am certain that not one in a thousand has ever stooped his head
     to enter by its shy, squat, fifteenth-century doorway.  It is a fact
     that the very policeman at the entrance to Dean's Yard did not know
     its name, and the curator assures me that the Post Office has made
     frequent mistakes in delivering his letters.  So my warning is not
     quite impertinent.

     But a reader of antiquarian tastes, who cares as little as I do for
     hypnotisers and fasting men, and does not mind a trifle of dust, so
     it be venerable, will not regret an hour spent in looking over the
     Scutorium, or a chat with Mr. Melville Robertson, its curator, or
     Clerk of the Ribands (_Stemmata_)--to give him his official title.
     Mr. Robertson ranks, indeed, with the four pursuivants of Heralds'
     College, from which the Scutorium was originally an offshoot.
     He takes an innocent delight in displaying his treasures and
     admitting you to the stores of his unique information; and I am sure
     would welcome more visitors.

     Students of Constitutional History will remember that strange custom,
     half Roman, half Medieval, in accordance with which a baron or
     knight, on creation or accession to his title and dignities,
     deposited in the king's keeping a waxen effigy, or mask, of himself
     together with a copy of his coat of arms.  And it has been argued--
     plausibly enough when we consider the ancestral masks of the old
     Roman families, the respect paid to them by the household, and the
     important part they played on festival days, at funerals, &c.--that
     this offering was a formal recognition of the _patria potestas_ of
     the monarch as father of his people.  Few are aware, however, that
     the custom has never been discontinued, and that the cupboards of
     Westminster contain a waxen memorial of almost every man whom the
     king has delighted to honour, from the Conquest down to the very
     latest knight gazetted.  The labour of modelling and painting these
     effigies was discontinued as long ago as 1586; and the masks are no
     longer likenesses, but oval plates of copper, each bearing its name
     on a label.  Mr. Robertson informed me that Charles I. made a brief
     attempt to revive the old practice.  All the Stuarts, indeed, set
     store on the Scutorium and its functions; and I read in an historical
     pamphlet, by Mr. J. Saxby Hine, the late curator, that large
     apartments were allocated to the office in Inigo Jones's first
     designs for Whitehall.  But its rosy prospects faded with the
     accession of William of Orange.  Two years later the custody of the
     shields (from which it obtained its name) was relegated to the
     Heralds' College; and the Scutorium has now to be content with the
     care of its masks and the performance of some not unimportant duties
     presently to be recounted.

     A reference from the Heralds' College sent me in quest of Mr.
     Melville Robertson.  But even in Dean's Yard I found it no easy
     matter to run him to earth.  The policeman (as I have said) could
     give me no help.  At length, well within the fourth doorway on the
     east side, after passing the railings, I spied a modest brass plate
     with the inscription _Clerk of the Ribands.  Hours 11 to 3_.
     The outside of the building has a quite modern look, but the
     architect has spared the portal, and the three steps which lead down
     to the flagged entrance hall seem to mark a century apiece.
     I call it an entrance hall, but it is rather a small adytum, spanned
     by a pointed arch carrying the legend _Stemmata Quid Faciunt_.
     The modern exterior is, in fact, but a shell.  All within dates from
     Henry VI.; and Mr. Robertson (but this is only a theory) would
     explain the sunken level of the ground-floor rooms by the action of
     earthworms, which have gradually lifted the surface of Dean's Yard
     outside.  He contends the original level to be that of his office,
     which lies on the right of the adytum.  A door on the left admits to
     two rooms occupied by the _nomenclator_, Mr. Pender, and two
     assistant clerks, who comprise the staff.  Straight in front, a
     staircase leads to the upper-apartments.

     Mr. Robertson was writing when the clerk ushered me in, but at once
     professed himself at my service.  He is a gentleman of sixty, or
     thereabouts, with white hair, a complexion of a country squire, and
     very genial manners.  For some minutes we discussed the difficulty
     which had brought me to him (a small point in county history), and
     then he anticipated my request for permission to inspect his masks.

    "Would you like to see them?  They are really very curious, and I
     often wonder that the public should evince so small an interest."

    "You get very few visitors?"

    "Seldom more than two a day; a few more when the Honours' Lists
     appear.  I thought at first that your visit might be in connection
     with the new List, but reflected that it was too early.  In a day or
     two we shall be comparatively busy."

    "The Scutorium is concerned then with the Honours' Lists?"

    "A little," replied Mr. Robertson, smiling.  "That is to say, we make
     them."  Then, observing my evident perplexity, he laughed.
    "Well, perhaps that is too strong an expression.  I should have said,
     rather, that we fill up the blanks."

    "I had always understood that the Prime Minister drew up the Lists
     before submitting them to Her Majesty."

    "So he does--with our help.  Oh, there is no secrecy about it!" said
     Mr. Robertson, in a tone almost rallying.  "The public is free of all
     information, only it will not inquire.  A little curiosity on its
     part would even save much unfortunate misunderstanding."

    "In what way?"

    "Well, the public reads of rewards (with which, by the way, I have
     nothing to do) conferred on really eminent men--Lord Roberts, for
     instance, or Sir Henry Irving, or Sir Joseph Lister.  It then goes
     down the List and, finding a number of names of which it has never
     heard, complains that Her Majesty's favour has been bestowed on
     nonentities; whereas this is really the merit of the List, that they
     _are_ nonentities."

    "I don't understand."

    "Well, then, _they don't exist_."

    "But surely--"

    "My dear sir," said Mr. Robertson, still smiling, and handing me his
     copy of _The Times_, "cast your eye down that column; take the names
     of the new knights--'Blain, Clarke, Edridge, Farrant, Laing, Laird,
     Wardle'--what strikes you as remarkable about them?"

    "Why, that I have never heard of any of them."

    "Naturally, for there are no such people.  I made them up; and a good
     average lot they are, though perhaps the preponderance of
     monosyllables is a little too obvious."

    "But see here.  I read that 'Mr. Thomas Wardle is a silk merchant of
     Staffordshire.'"

    "But I assure you that I took him out of _Pickwick_."

    "Yes, but here is 'William Laird,' for instance.  I hear that already
     two actual William Lairds--one of Birkenhead, the other of Glasgow--
     are convinced that the honour belongs to them."

    "No doubt they will be round in a day or two.  The Heralds' College
     will refer them to me--not simultaneously, if I may trust Sir Albert
     Woods's tact--and I shall tell them that it belongs to neither, but
     to another William Laird altogether.  But, if you doubt, take the
     Indian promotions.  Lord Salisbury sometimes adds a name or two after
     I send in the List, and--well, you know his lordship is not fond of
     the dark races and has a somewhat caustic humour.  Look at the new
     C.I.E.'s: 'Rai Bahadur Pandit Bhag Rum.'  Does it occur to you that a
     person of that name really exists?  'Khan Bahadur Naoraji
     ('Naoraji,' mark you) Pestonji Vakil'--it's the language of
     extravaganza! The Marquis goes too far: it spoils all
     verisimilitude."

     Mr. Robertson grew quite ruffled.

    "Then you pride yourself on verisimilitude?" I suggested.

    "As I think you may guess; and we spare no pains to attain it, whether
     in the names or In the descriptions supplied to the newspapers.
     'William Arbuthnot Blain, Esq.'--you have heard of Balzac's scouring
     Paris for a name for one of his characters.  I assure you I scoured
     England for William Arbuthnot Blain--'identified with the movement
     for improving the dwellings of the labouring classes'--or is that
     Richard Farrant, Esq.?  In any case, what more likely, on the face of
     it?  'Frederick Wills, Esq., of the well-known tobacco firm of
     Bristol'--the public swallows that readily: and yet it never buys a
     packet of their Westward Ho! Mixture (which I smoke myself) without
     reading that the Wills's of Bristol are W. D. and H. O.--no Frederick
     at all."

    "But," I urged, "the purpose of this--"

    "I should have thought it obvious; but let me give you the history of
     it.  The practice began with William III.  He was justly scornful of
     the lax distribution of honours which had marked all the Stuart
     reigns.  You will hardly believe it, but before 1688 knighthoods, and
     even peerages, went as often as not to men who qualified by an
     opportune loan to the Exchequer, or even by presiding at a public
     feast.  (I say nothing of baronetcies, for their history is
     notorious.)  At first William was for making a clean sweep of the
     Honours' List, or limiting it to two or three well-approved
     recipients.  But it was argued that this seeming niggardliness might
     injure His Majesty's popularity, never quite secure.  The Scutorium
     found a way out of the dilemma.  Sir Crofton Byng, the then Clerk of
     the Ribands, proposed the scheme, which has worked ever since.
     I may tell you that the undue _largesse_ of honours finds in the very
     highest quarters as little favour as ever it did.  Of course, there
     are some whose services to science, literature, and art cannot be
     ignored--the late Lord Leighton, for instance, or Sir George Newnes,
     or Sir Joseph Lister again; and these are honoured, while the public
     acclaims.  But the rest are represented only in my collection of
     masks--and an interesting one it is.  Let me lead the way."

     But I have left myself no space for describing the treasures of the
     Scutorium.  The two upper stories are undoubtedly the least
     interesting, since they contain the modern, unpainted masks.
     Each mask has its place, its label, and on the shelf below it,
     protected by a slip of glass, a description of the imaginary
     recipient of the royal favour.  One has only to look along the
     crowded shelves to be convinced that Mr. Melville Robertson's office
     is no sinecure.  The first floor is devoted to a small working
     library and a museum (the latter undergoing rearrangement at the time
     of my visit).  But the cellars!--or (as I should say) the crypt!
     In Beaumont's words--

         "Here's a world of pomp and state
          Buried in dust, once dead by fate!"

     Here in their native colours, by the light of Mr. Robertson's duplex
     lantern, stare the faces of the illustrious dead, from Rinaldus
     FitzTurold, knighted on Senlac field, to stout old Crosby Martin,
     sea-rover, who received the accolade (we'll hope he deserved it) from
     the Virgin Queen in 1586.  A few even are adorned with side-locks,
     which Mr. Pender, the _nomenclator_, keeps scrupulously dusted.
     In almost every case the wax has withstood the tooth of time far
     better than one could have expected.  Mr. Robertson believes that the
     pigments chosen must have had some preservative virtue.  If so, the
     secret has been lost.  But Mr. Pender has touched over some of the
     worst decayed with a mixture of copal and pure alcohol, by which he
     hopes at least to arrest the mischief; and certainly the masks in the
     Scutorium compare very favourably with the waxen effigies of our
     royalties preserved in the Abbey, close by.  Mr. Robertson has a
     theory that these, too, should by rights belong to his museum: but
     that is another story, and a long one.  Suffice it to say that I took
     my leave with the feelings of one who has spent a profitable
     afternoon: and for further information concerning this most
     interesting nook of old London I can only refer the reader to the
     pamphlet already alluded to, _The Westminster Scutorium: Its History
     and Present Uses_.  By J. Saxby Hine, C.B., F.S.A.  Theobald & Son,
     Skewers Alley, Chancery Lane, E.C.



This article appeared to my beloved editor innocent enough to pass, and to
me (as doubtless to the reader) harmless enough in all conscience.
Now listen to the sequel.

Long afterwards an acquaintance of mine--a barrister with antiquarian
tastes--was dining with me in my Cornish home, and the talk after dinner
fell upon the weekly papers and reviews.  On _The Speaker_ he touched with
a reticence which I set down at first to dislike for his politics.
By and by, however, he let slip the word "untrustworthy."

"Holding your view of its opinions," I suggested, "you might fairly say
'misleading.'  'Untrustworthy' is surely too strong a word."

"I am not talking," said he, "of its opinions, but of its mis-statements
of fact.  Some time ago it printed an article on a place which it called
'The Westminster Scutorium,' and described in detail.  I happened to pick
the paper up at my club and read the article.  It contained a heap of
historical information on the forms and ceremonies which accompany the
granting of titles, and was apparently the work of a specialist.
Being interested (as you know) in these matters, and having an hour to
spare, I took a hansom down to Westminster.  At the entrance of Dean's
Yard I found a policeman, and inquired the way to the Scutorium.  He eyed
me for a moment, then he said, 'Well, I thought I'd seen the last of 'em.
You're the first to-day, so far; and yesterday there was only five.
But Monday--_and_ Tuesday--_and_ Wednesday!  There must have been thirty
came as late as Wednesday; though by that time I'd found out what was the
matter.  All Monday they kept me hunting round and round the yard,
following like a pack.  Very respectable-looking old gentlemen, too, the
whole of 'em, else I should have guessed they were pulling my leg.
Most of 'em had copies of a paper, _The Speaker_, and read out bits from
it, and insisted on my searching in this direction and that . . . and me
being new to this beat, and seeing it all in print!  We called in the
postman to help.  By and by they began to compare notes, and found they'd
been kidded, and some of 'em used language. . . . I really think, sir, you
must be the last of 'em.'"



MAY.


I was travelling some weeks ago by a railway line alongside of which ran a
quickset hedge.  It climbed to the summit of cuttings, plunged to the base
of embankments, looped itself around stations, flickered on the skyline
above us, raced us along the levels, dipped into pools, shot up again on
their farther banks, chivvied us into tunnels, ran round and waited for us
as we emerged.  Its importunity drove me to the other side of the
carriage, only to find another quickset hedge behaving similarly.
Now I can understand that a railway company has excellent reasons for
planting quickset hedges alongside its permanent way.  But their
unspeakable monotony set me thinking.  Why do we neglect the real parks of
England?--parks enormous in extent, and yet uncultivated, save here and
there and in the most timid fashion.  And how better could our
millionaires use their wealth (since they are always confiding to us their
difficulties in getting rid of it) than by seeking out these gardens and
endowing them, and so, without pauperising anyone, build for themselves
monuments not only delightful, but perpetual?--for, as Victor Hugo said,
the flowers last always.  So, you may say, do books.  I doubt it; and
experts, who have discussed with me the modern products of the paper
trade, share my gloomy views.  Anyhow, the free public library has been
sufficiently exploited, if not worked out.  So, you may say again, have
free public gardens and parks been worked out.  I think not.  Admit that a
fair percentage of the public avails itself of these libraries and parks;
still the mass does not, and they were intended for the mass.
Their attractiveness does not spread and go on spreading.  The stream of
public appreciation which pours through them is not fathomless; beyond a
certain point it does not deepen, or deepens with heart-breaking slowness;
and candid librarians and curators can sound its shallows accurately
enough.  What we want is not a garden into which folk will find their way
if they have nothing better to do and can spare the time with an effort.
Or, to be accurate, we do want such gardens for deliberate enjoyment; but
what we want more is to catch our busy man and build a garden about him in
the brief leisure which, without seeking it, he is forced to take.

Where are these gardens?  Why, beside and along our railway lines.
These are the great public parks of England; and through them travels
daily a vast population held in enforced idleness, seeking distraction in
its morning paper.  Have you ever observed how a whole carriageful of
travellers on the Great Western line will drop their papers to gaze out on
Messrs. Sutton's trial-beds just outside Reading?  A garish appeal, no
doubt: a few raying spokes of colour, and the vision has gone.  And I
forestall the question, "Is that the sort of thing you wish to see
extended?--a bed of yellow tulips, for instance, or of scarlet lobelias,
or of bright-blue larkspurs, all the way from London to Liverpool?"
I suggest nothing of the sort.  Our railway lines in England, when they
follow the valleys--as railway lines must in hilly districts--are
extraordinarily beautiful.  The eye, for example, could desire nothing
better, in swift flight, than the views along the Wye Valley or in the
Derbyshire Peak country, and even the rich levels of Somerset have a
beauty of their own (above all in May and June, when yellow with sheets of
buttercups) which artificial planting would spoil.  But--cant about Nature
apart--every line has its dreary cuttings and embankments, all of which
might be made beautiful at no great cost.  I need not labour this: here
and there by a casual bunch of rhododendrons or of gorse, or by a sheet of
primroses or wild hyacinths in springtime, the thing is proved, and has
been proved again and again to me by the comments of fellow-passengers.

Now I am honestly enamoured of this dream of mine, and must pause to dwell
on some of its beauties.  In the first place, we could start to realise it
in the most modest fashion and test the appreciation of the public as we
go along.  Our flowers would be mainly wild flowers, and our trees, for
the most part, native British plants, costing, say, from thirty shillings
to three pounds the hundred.  A few roods would do to begin with, if the
spot were well chosen; indeed, it would be wiser in every way to begin
modestly, for though England possesses several great artists in landscape
gardening, their art has never to my knowledge been seriously applied to
railway gardening, and the speed of the spectators introduces a new and
highly-amusing condition, and one so singular and so important as to make
this almost a separate art.  At any rate, our gardeners would have to
learn as they go, and if any man can be called enviable it is an artist
learning to express art's eternal principles in a new medium, under new
conditions.

Even if we miss our millionaire, we need not despond over ways and means.
The beauty-spots of Great Britain are engaged just now in a fierce rivalry
of advertisement.  Why should not this rivalry be pressed into the service
of beautifying the railway lines along which the tourist must travel to
reach them?  Why should we neglect the porches (so to speak) of our
temples?  Would not the tourist arrive in a better temper if met on his
way with silent evidence of our desire to please?  And, again, is the
advertising tradesman quite wise in offending so many eyes with his
succession of ugly hoardings standing impertinently in green fields?
Can it be that the sight of them sets up that disorder of the liver which
he promises to cure?  And if not, might he not call attention to his wares
at least as effectively, if more summarily, by making them the excuse for
a vision of delight which passengers would drop their newspapers to gaze
upon?  Lastly, the railway companies themselves have discovered the
commercial value of scenery.  Years ago, and long before their discovery
(and as if by a kind of instinct they were blundering towards it) they
began to offer prizes for the best-kept station gardens--with what happy
result all who have travelled in South Wales will remember.  They should
find it easy to learn that the 'development' of watering-places and
holiday resorts may be profitably followed up by spending care upon their
approaches.

But I come back to my imaginary millionaire--the benevolent man who only
wants to be instructed how to spend his money--the 'magnificent man' of
Aristotle's _Ethics_, nonplussed for the moment, and in despair of
discovering an original way of scattering largesse for the public good.
For, while anxious to further my scheme by conciliating the commercial
instinct, I must insist that its true beauty resides in the conception of
our railways as vast public parks only hindered by our sad lack of
inventiveness from ministering to the daily delight of scores of thousands
and the occasional delight of almost everyone.  The millionaire I want is
one who can rise to this conception of it, and say with Blake--

    "I will not cease from mental fight,"

(Nor from pecuniary contribution, for that matter)

    "Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
     Till we have built Jerusalem
     In England's green and pleasant land."

For these millionaires are bediamonded all over with good intentions.
The mischief with them is their lack of inventiveness.  Most of my readers
will agree that there is no easier game of solitaire than to suppose
yourself suddenly endowed with a million of money, and to invent modes of
dispensing it for the good of your kind.  As a past master of that game I
offer the above suggestion gratis to those poor brothers of mine who have
more money than they know how to use.


The railway--not that of the quickset hedges, but the Great Western, on to
which I changed after a tramp across Dartmoor--took me to pay a pious
visit to my old school: a visit which I never pay without thinking--
especially in the chapel where we used to sing 'Lord, dismiss us with Thy
blessing' on the evening before holidays--of a passage in Izaak Walton's
_Life of Sir Henry Wotton_:--

    "He yearly went also to Oxford.  But the summer before his death he
     changed that for a journey to Winchester College, to which school he
     was first removed from Bocton.  And as he returned from Winchester
     towards Eton College, said to a friend, his companion in that
     journey, 'How useful was that advice of a holy monk who persuaded his
     friend to perform his customary devotions in a constant place,
     because in that place we usually meet with those very thoughts which
     possessed us at our last being there!  And I find it thus far
     experimentally true that at my now being in that school, and seeing
     the very place where I sat when I was a boy, occasioned me to
     remember those very thoughts of my youth which then possessed me:
     sweet thoughts indeed, that promised my growing years numerous
     pleasures without mixtures of cares: and those to be enjoyed when
     time--which I therefore thought slow-paced--had changed my youth into
     manhood.  But age and experience have taught me that those were but
     empty hopes: for I have always found it true, as my Saviour did
     foretell, 'Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof.'
     Nevertheless, I saw there a succession of boys using the same
     recreations and, questionless, possessed with the same thoughts that
     then possessed me.  Thus one generation succeeds another, both in
     their lives, recreations, hopes, fears, and death.'"

But my visit on this occasion was filled with thought less of myself than
of a poet I had known in that chapel, those cloisters, that green close;
not intimately enough to call him friend, yet so intimately that his
lately-departed shade still haunted the place for me--a small boy whom he
had once, for a day or two, treated with splendid kindness and thereafter
(I dare say) had forgotten.

                          "T. E. B."

Thomas Edward Brown was born on May 5th, 1830, at Douglas, in the Isle of
Man, where his father held the living of St. Matthew's.  Sixty-five years
later he wrote his last verses to aid a fund raised for a new St.
Matthew's Church, and characteristically had to excuse himself in a letter
penetrated with affection for the old plain edifice and its memories.

    "I was baptised there; almost all whom I loved and revered were
     associated with its history . . . 'The only church in Douglas where
     the poor go'--I dare say that is literally true.  But I believe it
     will continue to be so. . . . I postulate the continuity. . . ."

I quote these words (and so leave them for a while) with a purpose, aware
how trivial they may seem to the reader.  But to those who had the
privilege of knowing Brown that cannot be trivial which they feel to be
characteristic and in some degree explicative of the man; and with this
'I postulate the continuity' we touch accurately and simply for once a
note which sang in many chords of the most vocal, not to say orchestral,
nature it has ever been my lot to meet.

Let me record, and have done with, the few necessary incidents of what was
by choice a _vita fallens_ and "curiously devoid of incident."  The boy
was but two years old when the family removed to Kirk Braddan Vicarage,
near Douglas; the sixth of ten children of a witty and sensible Scots
mother and a father whose nobly humble idiosyncrasies continued in his son
and are worthy to live longer in his description of them:--

    "To think of a _Pazon_ respecting men's vices even; not as vices, God
     forbid! but as parts of _them_, very likely all but inseparable from
     them; at any rate, _theirs!_  Pitying with an eternal pity, but not
     exposing, not rebuking.  My father would have considered he was
     'taking a liberty' if he had confronted the sinner with his sin.
     Doubtless he carried this too far.  But don't suppose for a moment
     that the 'weak brethren' thought he was conniving at their weakness.
     Not they: they saw the delicacy of his conduct.  You don't think, do
     you, that these poor souls are incapable of appreciating delicacy?
     God only knows how far down into their depths of misery the sweetness
     of that delicacy descends. . . . He loved sincerity, truth and
     modesty.  It seemed as if he felt that, with these virtues, the
     others could not fail to be present."

Add to this that the Vicar of Kirk Braddan, though of no University, was a
scholar in grain; was, for example, so fastidious about composition that
he would make his son read some fragment of an English classic to him
before answering an invitation!  "To my father style was like the instinct
of personal cleanliness."  Again we touch notes which echoed through the
life of his son--who worshipped continuity.

From a course of tuition divided between his father and the parish
schoolmaster, Brown went, at fifteen or over, to King William's College,
and became its show scholar; thence, by the efforts of well-meaning
friends (but at the cost of much subsequent pain), to Christ Church,
Oxford, as a servitor.  He won his double first; but he has left on record
an account of a servitor's position at Christ Church in the early fifties,
and to Brown the spiritual humiliation can have been little less than one
long dragging anguish.  He had, of course, his intervals of high spirits;
but (says Mr. Irwin, his friend and biographer) "there is no doubt he did
not exaggerate what the position was to him.  I have heard him refer to it
over and over again with a dispassionate bitterness there was no
mistaking."  Dean Gaisford absolutely refused to nominate him, after his
two first classes, to a fellowship, though all the resident dons wished
it.  "A servitor never has been elected student--_ergo_, he never shall
be."  Brown admired Gaisford, and always spoke kindly of him "in all his
dealings with me."  Yet the night after he won his double first was "one
of the most intensely miserable I was ever called to endure."  Relief, and
of the right kind, came with his election as Fellow of Oriel in April,
1854.  In those days an Oriel Fellowship still kept and conveyed its
peculiar distinction, and the brilliant young scholar had at length the
ball at his feet.

    "This is none of your empty honours," he wrote to his mother; "it
     gives me an income of about 300 pounds per annum as long as I choose
     to reside at Oxford, and about 220 pounds in cash if I reside
     elsewhere.  In addition to this it puts me in a highly commanding
     position for pupils, so that on the whole I have every reason to
     expect that (except perhaps the first year) I shall make between 500
     and 600 pounds altogether per annum.  So you see, my dear mother,
     that your prayers have not been unanswered, and that God will bless
     the generation of those who humbly strive to serve Him. . . I have
     not omitted to remark that the election took place on April 21st, the
     anniversary of your birth and marriage."

How did he use his opportunity?  "He never took kindly to the life of an
Oxford fellow," thought the late Dr. Fowler (an old schoolfellow of
Brown's, afterwards President of Corpus and Vice-Chancellor of the
University).  Mr. Irwin quotes another old friend, Archdeacon Moore, to
much the same effect.  Their explanations lack something of definiteness.
After a few terms of private pupils Brown returned to the Island, and
there accepted the office of Vice-principal of his old school.  We can
only be sure that his reasons were honourable, and sufficed for him; we
may include among them, if we choose, that _nostalgia_ which haunted him
all his days, until fate finally granted his wish and sent him back to his
beloved Argos "for good."

In the following year (1857) he married his cousin, Miss Stowell, daughter
of Dr. Stowell, of Ramsay; and soon after left King William's College to
become 'by some strange mischance' Head Master of the Crypt School,
Gloucester.  Of this "Gloucester episode," as he called it, nothing needs
to be recorded except that he hated the whole business and, incidentally,
that one of his pupils was Mr. W. E. Henley--destined to gather into his
_National Observer_, many years later, many blooms of Brown's last and not
least memorable efflorescence in poesy.

From Gloucester he was summoned, on a fortunate day, by Mr. Percival
(now Bishop of Hereford), who had recently been appointed to Clifton
College, then a struggling new foundation, soon to be lifted by him into
the ranks of the great Public Schools.  Mr. Percival wanted a man to take
the Modern Side; and, as fate orders these things, consulted the friend
reserved by fate to be his own successor at Clifton--Mr. Wilson (now Canon
of Worcester).  Mr. Wilson was an old King William's boy; knew Brown, and
named him.

    "Mr. Wilson having told me about him," writes the bishop, "I made an
     appointment to see him in Oxford, and there, as chance would have it,
     I met him standing at the corner of St. Mary's Entry, in a somewhat
     Johnsonian attitude, four-square, his hands deep in his pockets to
     keep himself still, and looking decidedly _volcanic_.  We very soon
     came to terms, and I left him there under promise to come to Clifton
     as my colleague at the beginning of the following Term; and, needless
     to say, St. Mary's Entry has had an additional interest to me ever
     since.  Sometimes I have wondered, and it would be worth a good deal
     to know, what thoughts were crossing through that richly-furnished,
     teeming brain as he stood there by St. Mary's Church, with Oriel
     College in front of him, thoughts of his own struggles and triumphs,
     and of all the great souls that had passed to and fro over the
     pavement around him; and all set in the lurid background of the
     undergraduate life to which he had been condemned as a servitor at
     Christ Church."

Was he happy in his many years' work at Clifton?  On the whole, and with
some reservation, we may say 'yes'--'yes,' although in the end he escaped
from it gladly and enjoyed his escape.  One side of him, no doubt, loathed
formality and routine; he was, as he often proclaimed himself, a
nature-loving, somewhat intractable Celt; and if one may hint at a fault
in him, it was that now and then he soon _tired_.  A man so spendthrift of
emotion is bound at times to knock on the bottom of his emotional coffers;
and no doubt he was true _to a mood_ when he wrote--

    "I'm here at Clifton, grinding at the mill
        My feet for thrice nine barren years have trod,
     But there are rocks and waves at Scarlett still,
        And gorse runs riot in Glen Chass--thank God!

    "Alert, I seek exactitude of rule,
        I step and square my shoulders with the squad,
     But there are blaeberries on old Barrule,
        And Langness has its heather still--thank God!"

--With the rest of the rebellious stanzas.  We may go farther and allow
that he played with the mood until he sometimes forgot on which side lay
seriousness and on which side humour.  Still it _was_ a mood; and it was
Brown, after all, who wrote 'Planting':--

    "Who would be planted chooseth not the soil
        Or here or there,
        Or loam or peat,
        Wherein he best may grow
     And bring forth guerdon of the planter's toil--
        The lily is most fair,
        But says not' I will only blow
     Upon a southern land'; the cedar makes no coil
        What rock shall owe
        The springs that wash his feet;
     The crocus cannot arbitrate the foil
        That for his purple radiance is most meet--
        Lord, even so
        I ask one prayer,
           The which if it be granted,
        It skills not where
           Thou plantest me, only I would be planted."

    "You don't care for school-work," he writes to an Old Cliftonian.
      . . .  "I demur to your statement that when you take up
     schoolmastering your leisure for this kind of thing will be
     practically gone.  Not at all.  If you have the root of the matter in
     you the school-work will insist upon this kind of thing as a relief.
     My plan always was to recognise two lives as necessary--the one the
     outer Kapelistic life of drudgery, the other the inner and cherished
     life of the spirit.  It is true that the one has a tendency to kill
     the other, but it must not, and you must see that it does not. . . .
     The pedagogic is needful for bread and butter, also for a certain
     form of joy; of the inner life you know what I think."

These are wise words, and I believe they represent Brown more truly than
utterances which only seem more genuine because less deliberate.  He was
as a house master excellent, with an excellence not achievable by men
whose hearts are removed from their work: he awoke and enjoyed fervent
friendships and the enthusiastic admiration of many youngsters; he must
have known of these enthusiasms, and was not the man to condemn them; he
had the abiding assurance of assisting in a kind of success which he
certainly respected.  He longed for the day of emancipation, to return to
his Island; he was impatient; but I must decline to believe he was
unhappy.

Indeed, his presence sufficiently denied it.  How shall I describe him?
A sturdy, thick-set figure, inclining to rotundity, yet athletic; a face
extraordinarily mobile; bushy, grey eyebrows; eyes at once deeply and
radiantly human, yet holding the primitive faun in their coverts; a broad
mouth made for broad, natural laughter, hearty without lewdness. "There
are nice Rabelaisians, and there are nasty; but the latter are not
Rabelaisians.  I have an idea," he claimed, "that my judgment within this
area is infallible." And it was.  All honest laughter he welcomed as a
Godlike function.

          "God sits upon His hill,
           And sees the shadows fly;
     And if He laughs at fools, why should He not?"

And for that matter, why should not we?  Though at this point his fine
manners intervened, correcting, counselling moderation.  "I am certain God
made fools for us to enjoy, but there must be _an economy of joy_ in the
presence of a fool; you must not betray your enjoyment."  Imagine all this
overlaid with a certain portliness of bearing, suggestive of the
high-and-dry Oxford scholar.  Add something of the parsonic (he was
ordained deacon before leaving Oxford, but did not proceed to priest's
orders till near the end of his time at Clifton); add a simple natural
piety which purged the parsonic of all "churchiness."

    "This silence and solitude are to me absolute food," he writes from
     the Clifton College Library on the morning of Christmas Day, 1875,
     "especially after all the row and worry at the end of Term. . . .
     Where are the men and women?  Well, now look here, you'll not mention
     it again.  They're all in church.  See how good God is!  See how He
     has placed these leitourgic traps in which people, especially
     disagreeable people, get caught--and lo! the universe for me!!! me--
     me. . . ."

I have mentioned his fine manners, and with a certain right, since it once
fell to me--a blundering innocent in the hands of fate--to put them to
severest proof.  A candidate for a scholarship at Clifton--awkward, and
abominably conscious of it, and sensitive--I had been billeted on Brown's
hospitality without his knowledge.  The mistake (I cannot tell who was
responsible) could not be covered out of sight; it was past all aid of
kindly dissimulation by the time Brown returned to the house to find the
unwelcome guest bathing in shame upon his doorstep.  Can I say more than
that he took me into the family circle--by no means an expansive one, or
accustomed, as some are, to open gleefully to intruders--and for the
inside of a week treated me with a consideration so quiet and pleasant, so
easy yet attentive, that his dearest friend or most distinguished visitor
could not have demanded more?  A boy notes these things, and remembers.
 . . . "If I lose my manners," Mr. Irwin quotes him as saying once over
some trivial forgetfulness, "what is to become of me?"  He was shy, too,
like the most of his countrymen--"jus' the shy "--but with a proud reserve
as far removed as possible from sham humility--being all too sensible and
far too little of a fool to blink his own eminence of mind, though willing
on all right occasions to forget it.  "Once," records Mr. Irwin, "when I
remarked on the omission of his name in an article on 'Minor Poets' in one
of the magazines, he said, with a smile, 'Perhaps I am among the major!'"
That smile had just sufficient irony--no more.

To this we may add a passion for music and a passion for external nature--
external to the most of us, but so closely knit with his own that to be
present at his ecstasies was like assisting a high priest of elemental
mysteries reserved for him and beyond his power to impart.  And yet we are
beating about the bush and missing the essential man, for he was
imprehensible--"Volcanic," the Bishop of Hereford calls him, and must go
to the Bay of Naples to fetch home a simile:

    "We can find plenty of beauty in the familiar northern scenes; but we
     miss the pent-up forces, the volcanic outbursts, the tropic glow, and
     all the surprising manifold and tender and sweet-scented outpourings
     of soil and sunshine, so spontaneous, so inexhaustibly rich, and with
     the heat of a great fire burning and palpitating underneath all the
     time."

Natures more masterfully commanding I have known: never one more
remarkable.  In the mere possession of him, rather than in his direct
influence, all Cliftonians felt themselves rich.  We were at least as
proud of him as Etonians of the author of "Ionica."  But no comparisons
will serve.  Falstaffian--with a bent of homely piety; Johnsonian--with a
fiery Celtic heat and a passionate adoration of nature: all such epithets
fail as soon as they are uttered.  The man was at once absolute and
Protean: entirely sincere, and yet a different being to each separate
friend.  "There was no getting to the end of Brown."

I have said that we--those of us, at any rate, who were not of Brown's
House--were conscious of a rich and honourable possession in him, rather
than of an active influence.  Yet that influence must not be underrated.
Clifton, as I first knew it, was already a great school, although less
than twenty years old.  But, to a new-comer, even more impressive than its
success among schools, or its aspirations, was a firmness of tradition
which (I dare to say) would have been remarkable in a foundation of five
times its age.  It had already its type of boy; and having discovered it
and how to produce it, fell something short of tolerance towards other
types.  For the very reason which allows me with decency to call the type
an admirable one, I may be excused for adding that the tradition demanded
some patience of those who could not easily manage to conform with it.
But there the tradition stood, permanently rooted in a school not twenty
years old.  Is it fanciful to hold that Brown's passion for 'continuity'
had much to do with planting and confirming it?  Mr. Irwin quotes for us a
passage from one of his sermons to the school: "Suffer no chasm to
interrupt this glorious tradition. . . . Continuous life . . . that is
what we want--to feel the pulses of hearts that are now dust."  Did this
passage occur, I wonder, in the sermon of which I rather remember a
fierce, hopeless, human protest against 'change and decay'?--the voice
ringing down on each plea, "What do the change-and-decay people say to
_that?_"

"I postulate the continuity." Vain postulate it often seems, yet of all
life Brown demanded it.  Hear him as he speaks of his wife's death in a
letter to a friend:--

    "My dear fellow-sufferer, what is it after all? Why this sinking of
     the heart, this fainting, sorrowing of the spirit?  There is no
     separation: life is continuous.  All that was stable and good, good
     and therefore stable, in our union with the loved one, is
     unquestionably permanent, will endure for ever.  It cannot be
     otherwise. . . . When love has done its full work, has wrought soul
     into soul so that every fibre has become part of the common life--
     _quis separabit?_  Can you conceive yourself as existing at all
     without _her?_  No, you can't; well, then, it follows that you don't,
     and never will."

I believe it to have been this passion for continuity that bound and kept
him so absolute a Manxman, drawing his heart so persistently back to the
Island that there were times (one may almost fancy) when the prospect of
living his life out to the end elsewhere seemed to him a treachery to his
parents' dust.  I believe this same passion drew him--master as he was of
varied and vocal English--to clothe the bulk of his poetry in the Manx
dialect, and thereby to miss his mark with the public, which inevitably
mistook him for a rustic singer, a man of the people, imperfectly
educated.

     "I would not be forgotten in this land."--

This line of another true poet of curiously similar temperament[1]
has haunted me through the reading of Brown's published letters.
But Brown's was no merely selfish craving for continuity--to be
remembered.  By a fallacy of thought, perhaps, but by a very noble one, he
transferred the ambition to those for whom he laboured.  His own terror
that Time might obliterate the moment:

    "And all this personal dream be fled,"

Became for his countrymen a very spring of helpfulness.  _Antiquam
exquirite matrem_--he would do that which they, in poverty and the stress
of earning daily bread, were careless to do--would explore for them the
ancient springs of faith and custom.

    "Dear countrymen, whate'er is left to us
        Of ancient heritage--
        Of manners, speech, of humours, polity,
        The limited horizon of our stage--
        Old love, hope, fear,
        All this I fain would fix upon the page;
        That so the coming age,
        Lost in the empire's mass,
        Yet haply longing for their fathers, here
        May see, as in a glass,
        What they held dear--
        May say, ''Twas thus and thus
        They lived'; and as the time-flood onward rolls
        Secure an anchor for their Keltic souls."

This was his task, and the public of course set him down for a rustic.
"What ought I to do?" he demands.  "Shall I put on my next title-page,
'Late Fellow of Oriel, etc.'? or am I always to abide under this ironic
cloak of rusticity?"  To be sure, on consideration (if the public ever
found time to consider), the language and feeling of the poems were
penetrated with scholarship.  He entered his countrymen's hearts; but he
also could, and did, stand outside and observe them with affectionate,
comprehending humour.  Scholarship saved him, too--not always, but as a
rule--from that emotional excess to which he knew himself most dangerously
prone.  He assigns it confidently to his Manx blood; but his mother was
Scottish by descent, and from my experience of what the Lowland Scot can
do in the way of pathos when he lets himself go, I take leave to doubt
that the Manxman was wholly to blame.  There can, however, be no doubt
that the author of "The Doctor," of "Catherine Kinrade," of "Mater
Dolorosa," described himself accurately as a "born sobber," or that an
acquired self-restraint saved him from a form of intemperance by which of
late our literature has been somewhat too copiously afflicted.

To scholarship, too, imposed upon and penetrating a taste naturally
catholic, we owe the rare flavour of the many literary judgments scattered
about his letters.  They have a taste of native earth, beautifully
rarefied: to change the metaphor, they illuminate the page with a kind of
lambent common sense.  For a few examples:--

    "I have also read a causerie on Virgil and one on Theocritus.  So many
     French _litterateurs_ give me the idea that they don't go nearer the
     Greek authors than the Latin translations. . . . Sainte Beuve
     [_Nouveaux Lundis_, vii. 1--52, on 'The Greek Anthology'] is an
     enthusiastic champion for our side, but, oddly enough, he never
     strikes me as knowing much about the matter!"

    "Your Latin verses [translating Cowley] I greatly enjoy.  The dear old
     Abraham goes straight off into your beautiful lines.  Of course he
     has not a scrap of modern _impedimenta_.  You go through the customs
     at the frontier with a whistle and a smile.  You have _nothing to
     declare_.  The blessed old man by your side is himself a Roman to
     begin with, and you pass together as cheerfully as possible. . . ."

    "I have also been reading Karl Elze's _Essays on Shakespeare_.
     He is not bad, but don't you resent the imperturbable confidence of
     men who, after attributing a play of Shakespeare's to two authors,
     proceed to suggest a third, urged thereto by some fatuous and
     self-sought exigency?"

    "Did you ever try to write a Burns song?  I mean the equivalent in
     ordinary English of his Scotch.  Can it be done?  A Yorkshireman--
     could he do it?  A Lancashire man (Waugh)?  I hardly think so.
     The Ayrshire dialect has a _Schwung_ and a confidence that no-English
     county can pretend to.  Our dialects are apologetic things,
     half-ashamed, half-insolent.  Burns has no doubts, and for his
     audience unhesitatingly demands the universe. . . ."

    "There is an ethos in Fitzgerald's letters which is so exquisitely
     idyllic as to be almost heavenly.  He takes you with him, exactly
     accommodating his pace to yours, walks through meadows so tranquil,
     and yet abounding in the most delicate surprises.  And these
     surprises seem so familiar, just as if they had originated with
     yourself.  What delicious blending!  What a perfect interweft of
     thought and diction!  What a _sweet_ companion!"

Lastly, let me quote a passage in which his thoughts return to Clifton,
where it had been suggested that Greek should be omitted from the ordinary
form-routine and taught in "sets," or separate classes:--

    "This is disturbing about Greek, 'set' Greek.  Yes, you would fill
     your school to overflowing, of course you would, so long as other
     places did not abandon the old lines.  But it would be detestable
     treachery to the cause of education, of humanity.  To me the
     _learning_ of any blessed thing is a matter of little moment.
     Greek is not learned by nineteen-twentieths of our Public School
     boys.  But it is a baptism into a cult, a faith, not more irrational
     than other faiths or cults; the baptism of a regeneration which
     releases us from I know not what original sin.  And if a man does not
     see that, he is a fool, such a fool that I shouldn't wonder if he
     gravely asked me to explain what I meant by original sin in such a
     connection. . . ."

So his thoughts reverted to the school he had left in 1892.  In October,
1897, he returned to it on a visit.  He was the guest of one of the house
masters, Mr. Tait, and on Friday evening, October 29th, gave an address to
the boys of the house.  He had spoken for some minutes with brightness and
vigour, when his voice grew thick and he was seen to stagger.  He died in
less than two hours.

His letters have been collected and piously given to the world by Mr.
Irwin, one of his closest friends.  By far the greatest number of them
belong to those last five years in the Island--the happiest, perhaps, of
his life, certainly the happiest temperamentally.  "Never the time and the
place . . ." but at least Brown was more fortunate than most men.
He realised his dream, and it did not disappoint him.  He could not carry
off his friends to share it (and it belongs to criticism of these volumes
to say that he was exceptionally happy in his friends), but he could
return and visit them or stay at home and write to them concerning the
realisation, and be sure they understood.  Therefore, although we desire
more letters of the Clifton period--although twenty years are omitted,
left blank to us--those that survive confirm a fame which, although never
wide, was always unquestioned within its range.  There could be no
possibility of doubt concerning Brown.  He was absolute.  He lived a
fierce, shy, spiritual life; a wise man, keeping the child in his heart:
he loved much and desired permanence in the love of his kind.
"Diuturnity," says his great seventeenth-century namesake, "is a dream and
folly of expectation.  There is nothing strictly immortal but
immortality."  And yet, _prosit amasse!_

The railway took me on to Oxford--

       "Like faithful hound returning
     For old sake's sake to each loved track
        With heart and memory burning."

"I well remember," writes Mrs. Green of her husband, the late John Richard
Green, "the passionate enthusiasm with which he watched from the train for
the first sight of the Oxford towers against the sky:" and although our
enthusiasm nowadays has to feed on a far tamer view than that which
saluted our forefathers when the stage-coach topped the rise of Shotover
and its passengers beheld the city spread at their feet, yet what faithful
son of Oxford can see her towers rise above the water-meadows and re-greet
them without a thrill?

In the year 1688, and in a book entitled _The Guardian's Instruction_,
a Mr. Stephen Penton gave the world a pleasing and lifelike little
narrative--superior, in my opinion, to anything in _Verdant Green_--
telling us how a reluctant father was persuaded to send his son to Oxford;
what doubts, misgivings, hesitations he had, and how they were overcome.
I take the story to be fictitious.  It is written in the first person,
professedly by the hesitating parent: but the parent can hardly have been
Penton, for the story will not square with what we know of his life.
The actual Penton was born, it seems, in 1640, and educated at Winchester
and New College; proceeded to his fellowship, resided from 1659 to 1670,
and was Principal of St. Edmund's Hall from 1675 to 1683.  He appears to
have been chaplain to the Earl of Aylesbury, and, according to Antony a
Wood, possessed a "rambling head."  He died in 1706.

The writer in _The Guardian's Instruction_ is portrayed for us--or is
allowed to portray himself--rather as an honest country squire, who had
himself spent a year or so of his youth at the University, but had
withdrawn when Oxford was invaded by the Court and the trouble between
King Charles and Parliament came to a head: and "God's grace, the Good
example of my parents, and a natural love of virtue secured me so far as
to leave Oxford, though not much more learned, yet not much worse than I
came thither."  A chill testimonial!  In short, the old squire (as I will
take leave to call him) nursed a somewhat crotchety detestation of the
place, insomuch "that when I came to have children, I did almost _swear_
them in their childhood never to be friends with Oxford."

He tried his eldest son with a course of foreign travel as a substitute
for University training; but this turned out a failure, and he had the
good sense to acknowledge his mistake.  So for his second boy he cast
about to find a profession; "but what course to take I was at a loss:
Cambridge was so far off, I could not have an eye upon him; Oxford I was
angry with."

In this fix he consulted with a neighbour, "an old grave learned divine,"
and rigid Churchman, who confessed that many of the charges against Oxford
were well grounded, but averred that the place was mending.  The truth
was, the University had been loyal to the monarchy all through the
Commonwealth times; and when Oliver Cromwell was dead, and Richard
dismounted, its members perceived, through the maze of changes and
intrigues, that in a little time the heart of the nation would revert to
the government which twenty years before it had hated.  And their
impatient hopes of this "made the scholars talk aloud, drink healths, and
curse Meroz in the very streets; insomuch that when the King came in, they
were not only like them that dream, but like them who are out of their
wits, mad, stark, staring mad."  This unholy 'rag' (to modernise the old
gentleman's language) continued for a twelvemonth: that is to say, until
the Vice-Chancellor--holding that the demonstration, like Miss Mary
Bennet's pianoforte playing in _Pride and Prejudice_, had delighted the
company long enough--put his foot down.  And from that time the University
became sober, modest, and studious as perhaps any in Europe.  The old
gentleman wound up with some practical advice, and a promise to furnish
the squire with a letter of recommendation to one of the best tutors in
Oxford.

Thus armed, the squire (though still with misgivings) was not long in
getting on horseback with his wife, his daughters, and his young hopeful,
and riding off to Oxford, where at first it seemed that his worst
suspicions would be confirmed; "for at ten o'clock in the inn, there arose
such a roaring and singing that my hair stood on end, and my former
prejudices were so heightened that I resolved to lose the journey and
carry back my son again, presuming that no noise in Oxford could be made
but _scholars_ must do it,"--a hoary misconception still cherished, or
until recently, by the Metropolitan Police and the Oxford City Bench.
In this instance a proctor intervened, and quelled the disturbance by
sending 'two young pert townsmen' to prison; "and quickly came to my
chamber, and perceiving my boy designed for a gown, told me that it was
for the preservation of such fine youths as he that the proctors made so
bold with gentlemen's lodgings."  The squire had some talk with this
dignitary, who was a man of presence and suitable address, and of
sufficient independence to deny--not for the first time in history--that
dons were overpaid.

Next morning the whole family trooped off to call upon the tutor whom
their old neighbour had recommended.  Oddly enough, the tutor seemed by no
means overwhelmed by the honour.  "I thought to have found him mightily
pleased with the opinion we had of his conduct, and the credit of having a
gentleman's son under his charge, and the father with cap in hand.
Instead of all this he talked at a rate as if the gentry were _obliged_ to
tutors more than tutors to them."  The tutor, in short, was decidedly tart
in his admonitions to this honest family--he did not forget, either, to
assure them that (_generally_) a college tutor was worse paid than a
dancing-master.  Here is a specimen of his advice--sound and practical
enough in its way:--

     "I understand by one of your daughters that you have brought him up a
      _fine padd_ to keep here for his health's sake.  Now I will tell you
       the use of an horse in Oxford, and then do as you think fit.
       The horse must be kept at an _ale-house_ or an _inn_, and he must
       have leave to go once _every day_ to see him eat oats, because the
       master's eye makes him fat; and it will not be genteel to go often
       to an house and spend nothing; and then there may be some danger of
       the horse growing _resty_ if he be not used often, so you must give
       him leave to go to _Abingdon_ once every week, to look out of the
       tavern window and see the maids sell turnips; and in one month or
       two come home with a surfeit of poisoned wine, and save _any
       farther trouble_ by dying, and then you will be troubled to send
       for your horse _again_. . . ."

The humour of college tutors has not greatly altered in two hundred years.
I have known one or two capable of the sardonic touch in those concluding
words.  But conceive its effect upon the squire's lady and daughters!
No: you need not trouble to do so, for the squire describes it: "When the
tutor was gone out of the room, I asked how they liked the person and his
converse.  My boy clung about his mother and cry'd to go home again, and
she had no more wit than to be of the same mind; she thought him too
weakly to undergo so much hardship as she foresaw was to be expected.
My daughter, who (instead of catechism and _Lady's Calling_) had been used
to read nothing but speeches in romances, and hearing nothing of _Love_
and _Honour_ in all the talk, fell into downright _scolding_ at him;
call'd him the _merest_ scholar; and if this were your _Oxford_ breeding,
they had rather he should go to _Constantinople_ to learn manners!
But I, who was older and understood the language, call'd them all great
fools. . . ."

On the tutor's return they begged to have his company at dinner, at their
inn: but he declined, kept the young man to dine with him, and next day
invited the family to luncheon.  They accepted, fully expecting (after the
austerity of his discourse) to be starved: "and the girles drank
chocolette at no rate in the morning, for fear of the _worst_."  But they
were by no means starved.  "It was very pleasant," the squire confesses,
"to see, when we came, the _constrain'd_ artifice of an unaccustomed
complement."  There were silver tankards 'heaped upon one another,'
'napkins some twenty years younger than the rest,' and glasses 'fit for a
_Dutchman_ at an _East-India Return_.'  The dinner was full enough for
ten.  "I was asham'd, but would not disoblige him, considering with myself
that I should put this man to such a charge of forty shillings at least,
to entertain me; when for all his honest care and pains he is to have but
forty or fifty shillings a quarter; so that for one whole quarter he must
doe the drudgery to my son for nothing."  After dinner, our good squire
strolled off to a public bowling-green, "that being the onely recreation I
can affect."  And "coming in, I saw half a score of the finest youths the
sun, I think, ever shined upon.  They walked to and fro, with their hands
in their pockets, to see a match played by some scholars and some
gentlemen fam'd for their skill.  I gaped also and stared as a man in his
way would doe; but a country ruff gentleman, being like to _lose_, did
swear, at such a rate that my heart did grieve that those fine young men
should _hear_ it, and know there was such a thing as swearing in the
kingdom.  Coming to my lodging, I charged my son never to go to such
publick places unless he resolved to quarrel with me."

And so, having settled the lad and fitted him up with good advice,
the father, mother, and sisters returned home.  But the squire, being
summoned to Oxford shortly after to "sit in _parliament_" (presumably in
the last Parliament held at Oxford, in March, 1681), took that opportunity
to walk the streets and study the demeanour of the "scholars."  And this
experiment would seem to have finally satisfied him.  "I walk'd the
streets as late as most people, and never in ten days ever saw any scholar
rude or disordered: so that as I grow old, and more engaged to speak the
_truth_, I do repent of the _ill-opinion_ I have had of that place,
and hope to be farther obliged by a very good _account_ of my son."

Old Stephen Penton may have had a rambling head; but unless I have thumbed
the bloom off his narrative in my attempt to summarise it, the reader will
allow that he knew how to write.  He gives us the whole scene in the
fewest possible touches: he wastes no words in describing the personages
in his small comedy--comic idyll I had rather call it, for after a fashion
it reminds me of the immortal chatter between Gorgo and Praxinoe in the
fifteenth idyll of Theocritus.  There the picture is: the honest
opinionated country squire; the acidulous tutor; the coltish son; the
fond, foolish, fussing mother; the prinking young ladies with their curls
and romantic notions; the colours of all as fresh as if laid on yesterday,
the humour quite untarnished after two hundred years.  And I wonder the
more at the vivacity of this little sketch because, as many writers have
pointed out, no one has yet built upon University life a novel of anything
like first-class merit, and the conclusion has been drawn that the
elements of profound human interest are wanting in that life.  "Is this
so?" asks the editor of Stephen Penton's reminiscences in a volume
published by the Oxford Historical Society--

    "In spite of the character given to Oxford of being a city of short
     memories and abruptly-ended friendships, in spite of the inchoative
     qualities of youths of eighteen or twenty, especially in respect to
     the 'ruling passion' so dear to novelists, yet surely in the three or
     four years spent at Oxford by an incredible company of young students
     'fresh from public schools, and not yet tossed about and hardened in
     the storms of life'--some of them Penton's 'finest youths,' some
     obviously otherwise--there must be, one would think, abundance of
     romantic incident awaiting its Thackeray or Meredith.  For how many
     have these years been the turning point of a life! . . ."

There at any rate is the fact: _the_ novel of University life has not been
written yet, and perhaps never will be.  I am not at all sure that _The
Adventures of Mr. Verdant Green_ do not mark the nearest approach to it--
save the mark!  And I am not at all sure that _The Adventures of Mr.
Verdant Green_ can be called a novel at all, while I am quite certain it
cannot be called a novel of first-class merit.  _Tom Brown at Oxford_
still counts its admirers, and has, I hear, attained the dignity of
translation into French; but Tom Brown, though robust enough, never seemed
to get over his transplantation from Rugby--possibly because his author's
heart remained at Rugby.  'Loss and Gain' is not a book for the many; and
the many never did justice to Mr. Hermann Merivale's 'Faucit of Balliol'
or Mr. St. John Tyrwhitt's 'Hugh Heron of Christ Church.'  Neither of
these two novels obtained the hearing it deserved--and 'Faucit of Balliol'
was a really remarkable book: but neither of them aimed at giving a full
picture of Oxford life.  And the interest of Miss Broughton's 'Belinda'
and Mr. Hardy's 'Jude the Obscure' lies outside the proctor's rounds.
Yes (and humiliating as the confession may be), with all its crudities and
absurdities, _Verdant Green_ does mark the nearest approach yet made to a
representative Oxford novel.

How comes this?  Well, to begin with, _Verdant Green_, with all his
faults, did contrive to be exceedingly youthful and high-spirited.  And in
the second place, with all its faults, it did convey some sense of what I
may call the 'glamour' of Oxford.  Now the University, on its part, being
fed with a constant supply of young men between the ages of eighteen and
twenty, does contrive, with all its faults, to keep up a fair show of
youth and high spirits; and even their worst enemies will admit that
Oxford and Cambridge wear, in the eyes of their sons at any rate, a
certain glamour.  You may argue that glamour is glamour, an illusion which
will wear off in time; an illusion, at all events, and to be treated as
such by the wise author intent on getting at truth.  To this I answer
that, while it lasts, this glamour is just as much a fact as _The Times_
newspaper, or St. Paul's Cathedral, just as real a feature of Oxford as
Balliol College, or the river, or the Vice-Chancellor's poker: and until
you recognise it for a fact and a feature of the place, and allow for it,
you have not the faintest prospect of realising Oxford.  Each succeeding
generation finds that glamour, or brings it; and each generation, as it
passes, deems that its successor has either found or brought less of it.
But the glamour is there all the while.  In turning over a book the other
day, written in 1870 by the Rev.  Robert Stephen Hawker, I come on this
passage:--

    "When I recall my own undergraduate life of thirty years and upwards
     agone, I feel, notwithstanding modern vaunt, the _laudator temporis
     acti_ earnest within me yet, and strong.  Nowadays, as it seems to
     me, there is but little originality of character in the still famous
     University; a dread of eccentric reputation appears to pervade
     College and Hall: every 'Oxford man,' to adopt the well-known name,
     is subdued into sameness within and without, controlled as it were
     into copyism and mediocrity by the smoothing-iron of the nineteenth
     century.  Whereas _in_ my time and before it there were distinguished
     names, famous in every mouth for original achievements and 'deeds of
     daring-do.'  There were giants in those days--men of varied renown--
     and they arose and won for themselves in strange fields of fame,
     record and place.  Each became in his day a hero of the Iliad or
     Odyssey of Oxford life--a kind of Homeric man."

To which I am constrained to reply, "Mere stuff and nonsense!"
Mr. Hawker--and more credit to him--carried away Homeric memories of his
own seniors and contemporaries.  But was it in nature that Mr. Hawker
should discover Homeric proportions in the feats of men thirty years his
juniors?  How many of us, I ask, are under any flattering illusion about
the performances of our juniors?  We cling to the old fond falsehood that
there were giants in _our_ days.  We honestly believed they were giants; it
would hurt us to abandon that belief.  It does not hurt us in the least to
close the magnifying-glass upon the feats of those who follow us.
But this generation, too, will have its magnifying-glass.  "There were
giants in our days?"  To be sure there were; and there are giants, too, in
these, but others, not we, have the eyes to see them.

Say that the scales have fallen from our eyes.  Very well, we must e'en
put them on again if we would write a novel of University life.  And, be
pleased to note, it does not follow, because we see the place differently
now, that we see it more truly.  Also, it does not follow, because Oxford
during the last twenty years has, to the eye of the visitor, altered very
considerably, that the characteristics of Oxford have altered to anything
like the same extent.  Undoubtedly they have been modified by the
relaxation and suspension of the laws forbidding Fellows to marry.
Undoubtedly the brisk growth of red-brick houses along the north of the
city, the domestic hearths, afternoon teas and perambulators, and all
things covered by the opprobrious name of "Parks-system," have done
something to efface the difference between Oxford and other towns.
But on the whole I think they have done surprisingly little.



Speaking as a writer of novels, then, I should say that to write a good
novel entirely concerned with Oxford lies close upon impossibility, and
will prophesy that, if ever it comes to be achieved, it will be a story of
friendship.  But her glamour is for him to catch who can, whether in prose
or rhyme.

                             ALMA MATER.

     Know you her secret none can utter?
        Hers of the Book, the tripled Crown?
     Still on the spire the pigeons flutter;
        Still by the gateway flits the gown;
     Still on the street, from corbel and gutter,
        Faces of stone look down.

     Faces of stone, and other faces--
        Some from library windows wan
     Forth on her gardens, her green spaces
        Peer and turn to their books anon.
     Hence, my Muse, from the green oases
        Gather the tent, begone!

     Nay, should she by the pavement linger
        Under the rooms where once she played,
     Who from the feast would rise and fling her
        One poor _sou_ for her serenade?
     One poor laugh from the antic finger
        Thrumming a lute string frayed?

     Once, my dear--but the world was young then--
        Magdalen elms and Trinity limes--
     Lissom the blades and the backs that swung then.
       Eight good men in the 'good old times--
     Careless we, and the chorus flung then
       Under St. Mary's chimes!

     Reins lay loose and the ways led random--
        Christ Church meadow and Iffley track--
    'Idleness horrid and dogcart' (tandem)--
        Aylesbury grind and Bicester pack--
     Pleasant our lines, and faith! we scanned 'em:
        Having that artless knack.

     Come, old limmer, the times grow colder:
        Leaves of the creeper redden and fall.
     Was it a hand then clapped my shoulder?
        --Only the wind by the chapel wall.
     Dead leaves drift on the lute; so . . . fold her
        Under the faded shawl.

     Never we wince, though none deplore us,
        We, who go reaping that we sowed;
     Cities at cock-crow wake before us--
        Hey, for the lilt of the London road!
     One look back, and a rousing chorus!
        Never a palinode!

     Still on her spire the pigeons hover;
        Still by her gateway haunts the gown;
     Ah, but her secret?  You, young lover,
        Drumming her old ones forth from town,
     Know you the secret none discover?
        Tell it--when _you_ go down.

     Yet if at length you seek her, prove her,
        Lean to her whispers never so nigh;
     Yet if at last not less her lover
        You in your hansom leave the High;
     Down from her towers a ray shall hover--
        Touch you, a passer-by!

[1] "The Quest of the Sangraal," R. S. Hawker.



JUNE.




The following verses made their appearance some years ago in the pages of
the _Pall Mall Magazine_.  Since then (I am assured) they have put a
girdle round the world, and threaten, if not to keep pace with the banjo
hymned by Mr. Kipling, at least to become the most widely-diffused of
their author's works.  I take it to be of a piece with his usual
perversity that until now they have never been republished except for
private amusement.

They belong to a mood, a moment, and I cannot be at pains to rewrite a
single stanza, even though an allusion to 'Oom Paul' cries out to be
altered or suppressed.  But, after all, the allusion is not likely to
trouble President Kruger's massive shade as it slouches across the Elysian
fields; and after all, though he became our enemy, he remained a
sportsman.  So I hope we may glance at his name in jest without a
suspicion of mocking at the tragedy of his fate.

        THE FAMOUS BALLAD OF THE JUBILEE CUP.

     You may lift me up in your arms, lad, and turn my face to the sun,
     For a last look back at the dear old track where the Jubilee Cup was
        won;
     And draw your chair to my side, lad--no, thank ye, I feel no pain--
     For I'm going out with the tide, lad, but I'll tell you the tale
        again.

     I'm seventy-nine, or nearly, and my head it has long turned grey,
     But it all comes back as clearly as though it was yesterday--
     The dust, and the bookies shouting around the clerk of the scales,
     And the clerk of the course, and the nobs in force, and
     Is 'Ighness, the Prince of Wales.

     'Twas a nine-hole thresh to wind'ard, but none of us cared for that,
     With a straight run home to the service tee, and a finish along the
        flat.
    "Stiff?"  Ah, well you may say it!  Spot-barred, and at
        five-stone-ten!
     But at two and a bisque I'd ha' run the risk; for I was a greenhorn
        then.

     So we stripped to the B.  Race signal, the old red swallow-tail--
     There was young Ben Bolt, and the Portland colt, and Aston Villa, and
        Yale;
     And W. G., and Steinitz, Leander, and The Saint,
     And the German Emperor's Meteor, a-looking as fresh as paint;

     John Roberts (scratch), and Safety Match, The Lascar, and Lorna
        Doone,
     Oom Paul (a bye), and Romany Rye, and me upon Wooden Spoon;
     And some of us cut for partners, and some of us strung to baulk,
     And some of us tossed for stations--But there, what use to talk?

     Three-quarter-back on the Kingsclere crack was station enough for me,
     With a fresh jackyarder blowing and the Vicarage goal a-lee!
     And I leaned and patted her centre-bit, and eased the quid in her
        cheek,
     With a 'Soh, my lass!' and a 'Woa, you brute!'--for she could do all
        but speak.

     She was geared a thought too high, perhaps; she was trained a trifle
        fine;
     But she had the grand reach forward!  _I_ never saw such a line!
     Smooth-bored, clean-run, from her fiddle head with its dainty ear
        half-cock,
     Hard-bit, _pur sang_, from her overhang to the heel of her off hind
        sock.

     Sir Robert he walked beside me as I worked her down to the mark;
     "There's money on this, my lad," said he, "and most of 'em's running
        dark;
     But ease the sheet if you're bunkered, and pack the scrimmages tight,
     And use your slide at the distance, and we'll drink to your health
       to-night!"

     But I bent and tightened my stretcher.  Said I to myself, said I,--
    "John Jones, this here is the Jubilee Cup, and you have to do or die."
     And the words weren't hardly spoken when the umpire shouted "Play!"
     And we all kicked off from the Gasworks end with a "Yoicks!" and a
       "Gone away!"

     And at first I thought of nothing, as the clay flew by in lumps,
     But stuck to the old Ruy Lopez, and wondered who'd call for trumps,
     And luffed her close to the cushion, and watched each one as it
        broke,
     And in triple file up the Rowley mile we went like a trail of smoke.

     The Lascar made the running: but he didn't amount to much,
     For old Oom Paul was quick on the ball, and headed it back to touch;
     And the whole first flight led off with the right, as The Saint took
        up the pace,
     And drove it clean to the putting green and trumped it there with an
        ace.

     John Roberts had given a miss in baulk, but Villa cleared with a
        punt;
     And keeping her service hard and low, The Meteor forged to the front,
     With Romany Rye to windward at dormy and two to play,
     And Yale close up--but a Jubilee Cup isn't run for every day.

     We laid our course for the Warner--I tell you the pace was hot!
     And again off Tattenham Corner a blanket covered the lot.
     Check side!  Check side!  Now steer her wide!  And barely an inch of
        room,
     With The Lascar's tail over our lee rail, and brushing Leander's
        boom!

     We were running as strong as ever--eight knots--but it couldn't last;
     For the spray and the bails were flying, the whole field tailing
        fast;
     And the Portland colt had shot his bolt, and Yale was bumped at the
        Doves,
     And The Lascar resigned to Steinitz, stale-mated in fifteen moves.

     It was bellows to mend with Roberts--starred three for a penalty
        kick:
     But he chalked his cue and gave 'em the butt, and Oom Paul scored the
        trick--
    "Off-side--no-ball--and at fourteen all!  Mark cock! and two for his
        nob!"--
     When W. G. ran clean through his lee, and yorked him twice with a
        lob.

     He yorked him twice on a crumbling pitch, and wiped his eye with a
        brace,
     But his guy-rope split with the strain of it, and he dropped back out
        of the race;
     And I drew a bead on The Meteor's lead, and challenging none too
        soon,
     Bent over and patted her garboard strake, and called upon Wooden
        Spoon.

     She was all of a shiver forward, the spoondrift thick on her flanks,
     But I'd brought her an easy gambit, and nursed her over the banks;
     She answered her helm--the darling!--and woke up now with a rush,
     While The Meteor's jock he sat like a rock--he knew we rode for his
        brush!

     There was no one else left in it.  The Saint was using his whip,
     And Safety Match, with a lofting catch, was pocketed deep at slip;
     And young Ben Bolt with his niblick took miss at Leander's lunge,
     But topped the net with the ricochet, and Steinitz threw up the
        sponge.

     But none of the lot could stop the rot--nay, don't ask _me_ to
        stop!--
     The Villa had called for lemons, Oom Paul had taken his drop,
     And both were kicking the referee.   Poor fellow!  He done his best;
     But, being in doubt, he'd ruled them out--which he always did when
        pressed.

     So, inch by inch, I tightened the winch, and chucked the sandbags
        out--
     I heard the nursery cannons pop, I heard the bookies shout:
     "The Meteor wins!"  "No, Wooden Spoon!"  "Check!"  "Vantage!"
    "Leg before!"
    "Last lap!"  "Pass Nap!"  At his saddle-flap I put up the helm and
        wore.

     You may overlap at the saddle-flap, and yet be loo'd on the tape:
     And it all depends upon changing ends, how a seven-year-old will
        shape;
     It was tack and tack to the Lepe and back--a fair ding-dong to the
        Ridge,
     And he led by his forward canvas yet as we shot neath Hammersmith
        Bridge.

     He led by his forward canvas--he led from his strongest suit--
     But along we went on a roaring scent, and at Fawley I gained a foot.
     He fisted off with his jigger, and gave me his wash--too late!
     Deuce--vantage--check!  By neck and neck, we rounded into the
     straight.

     I could hear the 'Conquering 'Ero' a-crashing on Godfrey's band,
     And my hopes fell sudden to zero, just there with the race in hand--
     In sight of the Turf's Blue Ribbon, in sight of the umpire's tape,
     As I felt the tack of her spinnaker crack, as I heard the steam
        escape!

     Had I lost at that awful juncture my presence of mind? . . . but no!
     I leaned and felt for the puncture, and plugged it there with my toe
      . . .
     Hand over hand by the Members' Stand I lifted and eased her up,
     Shot--clean and fair--to the crossbar there, and landed the Jubilee
     Cup!

    "The odd by a head, and leg before," so the Judge he gave the word:
     And the Umpire shouted "Over!" but I neither spoke nor stirred.
     They crowded round: for there on the ground I lay in a dead-cold
     swoon,
     Pitched neck and crop on the turf atop of my beautiful Wooden Spoon.

     Her dewlap tire was punctured, her bearings all red-hot;
     She'd a lolling tongue, and her bowsprit sprung, and her running gear
        in a knot;
     And amid the sobs of her backers, Sir Robert loosened her girth
     And led her away to the knacker's.  She had raced her last on earth!

     But I mind me well of the tear that fell from the eye of our noble
        Prince,
     And the things he said as he tucked me in bed--and I've lain there
        ever since;
     Tho' it all gets mixed up queerly that happened before my spill,
     --But I draw my thousand yearly: it'll pay for the doctor's bill.

     I'm going out with the tide, lad.--You'll dig me a humble grave,
     And whiles you will bring your bride, lad, and your sons
       (if sons you have),
     And there, when the dews are weeping, and the echoes murmur "Peace!"
     And the salt, salt tide comes creeping and covers the popping-crease,

     In the hour when the ducks deposit their eggs with a boasted force,
     They'll look and whisper "How was it?" and you'll take them over the
        course,
     And your voice will break as you try to speak of the glorious first
        of June,
     When the Jubilee Cup, with John Jones up, was won upon Wooden Spoon.



"To me," said a well-known authority upon education, "these athletics are
the devil."  To me no form of athletics is the devil but that of paying
other people to be athletic for you; and this, unhappily--and partly, I
believe, through our neglect to provide our elementary schools with decent
playgrounds--is the form affected nowadays by large and increasing crowds
of Englishmen.  The youth of our urban populations would seem to be
absorbed in this vicarious sport.  It throngs the reading-rooms of free
public libraries and working men's institutes in numbers which delight the
reformer until he discovers that all this avidity is for racing tips and
cricket or football "items."  I am not, as a rule, a croaker; but I do not
think the young Briton concerns himself as he did in the fifties, sixties,
and seventies of the last century with poetry, history, politics, or
indeed anything that asks for serious thought.  I believe all this
professional sport likely to be as demoralising for us as a nation as were
the gladiatorial shows for Rome; and I cannot help attributing to it some
measure of that combativeness at second-hand--that itch to fight anyone
and everyone by proxy--which, abetted by a cheap press, has for twenty
years been our curse.

Curse or no curse, it is spreading; and something of its progress may be
marked in the two following dialogues, the first of which was written in
1897.  Many of the names in it have already passed some way toward
oblivion; but the moral, if I mistake not, survives them, and the warning
has become more urgent than ever.



                   THE FIRST DIALOGUE ON CRICKET.

                                1897.

Some time in the summer of 1897--I think towards the end of August--I was
whiling away the close of an afternoon in the agreeable twilight of
Mr. D--'s bookshop in the Strand, when I heard my name uttered by some one
who had just entered; and, turning about, saw my friend Verinder, in
company with Grayson and a strapping youth of twenty or thereabouts, a
stranger to me.  Verinder and Grayson share chambers in the Temple, on the
strength (it is understood) of a common passion for cricket.  Longer ago
than we care to remember--but Cambridge bowlers remember--Grayson was
captain of the Oxford eleven.  His contemporary, Verinder, never won his
way into the team: he was a comparatively poor man and obliged to read,
and reading spoiled his cricket.  Therefore he had to content himself with
knocking up centuries in college matches, and an annual performance among
the Seniors.  It was rumoured that Grayson--always a just youth, too--
would have given him his blue, had not Verinder's conscientiousness been
more than Roman.  My own belief is that the distinction was never offered,
and that Verinder liked his friend all the better for it.  At the same
time the disappointment of what at that time of life was a serious
ambition may account for a trace of acidity which began, before he left
college, to flavour his comments on human affairs, and has since become
habitual to him.

Verinder explained that he and his companions were on their way home from
Lord's, where they had been 'assisting'--he laid an ironical stress on the
word--in an encounter between Kent and Middlesex.  "And, as we were
passing, I dragged these fellows in, just to see if old D--' had
anything."  Verinder is a book-collector.  "By the way, do you know Sammy
Dawkins?  You may call him the Boy when you make his better acquaintance
and can forgive him for having chosen to go to Cambridge.  Thebes did his
green, unknowing youth engage, and--as the _Oxford Magazine_ gloomily
prophesied--he bowls out Athens in his later age."  The Boy laughed
cheerfully and blushed.  I felt a natural awe in holding out an
exceedingly dusty hand to an athlete whose fame had already shaken the
Antipodes.  But it is the way of young giants to be amiable; and indeed
this one saluted me with a respect which he afterwards accounted for
ingenuously enough--"He always felt like that towards a man who had
written a book: it seemed to him a tremendous thing to have done, don't
you know?"

I thought to myself that half an hour in Mr. D--'s shop  (which contains
new books as well as old) would correct his sense of the impressiveness of
the feat.  Indeed, I read a dawning trouble in the glance he cast around
the shelves.  "It takes a fellow's breath away," he confessed.  "Such a
heap of them!  But then I've never been to the British Museum."

"Then," said I, "you must be employing researchers for the book you are
writing."

"What?" he protested.  "_Me_ writing a book? Not likely!"

"An article for some magazine, then?"

"Not a line."

"Well, at least you have been standing for your photograph, to illustrate
some book on Cricket that another fellow is writing."

He laughed.

"You have me there.  Yes, I've been photographed in the act of bowling--
'Before' and 'After': quite like Somebody's Hair Restorer."

"Well," said I, "and I wish you had contributed to the letterpress, too.
For the wonder to me is, not that you cricketers write books (for all the
world wants to read them), but that you do it so prodigiously well."

"Oh," said he, "you mean Ranji! But he's a terror."

"I was thinking of him, of course; but of others as well.  Here, for
instance, is a book I have just bought, or rather an instalment of one:
_The Encyclopaedia of Sport_, edited by the Earl of Suffolk and Berkshire,
Mr. Hedley Peek, and Mr. Aflalo, published by Messrs. Lawrence and Bullen:
Part IV., CHA to CRO.  I turn to the article on Cricket, and am referred
'for all questions connected with fast bowling, and for many questions
associated with medium and slow' to 'the following paper by Tom
Richardson.'"

"Tom Richardson ought to know," put in Grayson.

"Good Heavens!" said I, "I am not disputing that! But I remember Ruskin's
insisting--I think in _Sesame and Lilies_--that no true artist ever talks
much of his art.  The greatest are silent.  'The moment,' says Ruskin,
'a man can really do his work he becomes speechless about it.  All words
become idle to him--all theories.'  And he goes on to ask, in his
vivacious way, 'Does a bird theorise about building its nest?'
Well, as to that one cannot be sure.  But I take it we may call Richardson
a true artist?"

"Certainly we may."

"And allow that he can really do his work?"

"Rather!"

"Then it seems to me that Ruskin's rule may apply to other arts, but not
to Cricket.  For here is Richardson not only talking about fast bowling,
but expressing himself with signal ease and precision.  Listen to this,
for instance:--

    "'A ball is said to _break_ when, on touching the ground, it deviates
     sharply from its original line of flight.'

"And again:--"

    "'A ball is said to have 'spin' on it when it gains an acceleration of
     pace, not necessarily a variation of direction, on touching the
     ground.'

"It would be hard, I think, to improve upon these definitions.  But let me
satisfy you that I was not exaggerating when I spoke of the dignity of
Mr. Richardson's English style:--

    "'The bowler, whether born or made, should cultivate and acquire a
     high action and a good swing of arm and body, as such a delivery will
     make the ball rise quickly and perpendicularly from the pitch; but
     the action must at all costs be easy and free, qualities which
     neither imitation nor education must allow to disappear.'

"We often hear complaints--and reasonable ones for the most part--that the
wage given to first-class professional cricketers is no longer adequate.
But one of the pet arguments for increasing it is that their employment
begins and ends with the summer.  Now, I certainly think that, while
bowlers write in this fashion, they can have little or nothing to dread
from the winter months."

"I declare," said Grayson, "I believe you are jealous!"

"Well, and why not?  For, mark you, Mr. Richardson's is no singular case,
of which we might say--to comfort ourselves--that the Goddess of Cricket,
whom he serves so mightily, has touched his lips and inspired him for a
moment.  Turn over these pages.  We poor novelists, critics, men of
letters, have no such paper, such type, as are lavished on the experts who
write here upon their various branches of sport.  _Our_ efforts are not
illustrated by the Swan Engraving Company.  And the rub for us is that
these gentlemen deserve it all!  I am not going to admit--to you, at any
rate--that their subjects are of higher interest than ours, or of more
importance to the world.  But I confess that, as a rule, they make theirs
more interesting.  When Mr. C. B. Fry discourses about Long Jumping, or
Mr. W. Ellis about Coursing, or Mr. F. C. J. Ford upon Australian Cricket,
there are very few novelists to whom I had rather be listening.  It cannot
be mere chance that makes them all so eloquent; nor is it that they have
all risen together to the height of a single great occasion; for though
each must have felt it a great occasion when he was invited to assist in
this sumptuous work, I remarked a similar eloquence in those who
contributed, the other day, to Messrs. Longmans' 'Badminton Library.'
When sportsmen take to writing admirable English, and peers of the realm
to editing it, I hardly see where we poor men of letters can expect to
come in."

"The only cure that I can see," said Verinder, "is for Her Majesty to turn
you into peers of the realm.  Some of you suggest this from time to time,
and hitherto it has puzzled me to discover why.  But if it would qualify
you to edit the writings of sportsmen--"

"And why not?  These books sell: and if aristocracy have its roots in
Commerce, shall not the sale of books count as high as the sale of beer?
The principle has been granted.  Already the purveyors of cheap and
wholesome literature are invited to kneel before the Queen, and receive
the _accolade_."

"She must want to cut Tit-bits out of them," put in the Boy.

"Of course we must look at the proportion of profit.  Hitherto the profits
of beer and literature have not been comparable; but this wonderful boom
in books of sport may redress the balance.  Every one buys them.  When you
entered I was glancing through a volume of new verse, but without the
smallest intention of buying it.  My purchases, you see, are all sporting
works, including, of course, Prince Ranjitsinhji's _Jubilee Book of
Cricket_."

"Just so," snapped Verinder.  "You buy books about sport: we spend an
afternoon in looking on at sport.  And so, in one way or another, we
assist at the damnation of the sporting spirit in England."

When Verinder begins in this style an oration is never far distant.
I walked back with the three to the Temple.  On our way he hissed and
sputtered like a kettle, and we had scarcely reached his chamber before he
boiled over in real earnest.

"We ought never to have been there!  It's well enough for the Boy: he has
been playing steadily all the summer, first for Cambridge and afterwards
for his county.  Now he has three days off and is taking his holiday.
But Grayson and I--What the deuce have we to do in that galley?
Far better we joined a club down at Dulwich or Tooting and put in a little
honest play, of a week-end, on our own account.  We should be crocks, of
course: our cricketing is done.  But we should be honest crocks.
At least it is better to take a back row in the performance, and find out
our own weakness, than pay for a good seat at Lord's or the Oval, and be
Connoisseurs of what Abel and Hearne and Brockwell can and cannot do.
If a man wants to sing the praises of cricket as a national game, let him
go down to one of the Public Schools and watch its close or cricket-ground
on a half-holiday: fifteen acres of turf, and a dozen games going on
together, from Big Side down to the lowest form match: from three to four
hundred boys in white flannels--all keen as mustard, and each occupied
with his own game, and playing it to the best of his powers.
_Playing it_--mark you: not looking on.  That's the point: and that's what
Wellington meant by saying--if he ever said it--that Waterloo was won upon
the playing-fields at Eton.  In my old school if a boy shirked the game he
had a poor time.  Say that he shirked it for an afternoon's lawn-tennis:
it was lucky for him if he didn't find his racquet, next day, nailed up on
the pavilion door like a stoat on a gamekeeper's tree.  That was the
sporting spirit, sir, if the sporting spirit means something that is to
save England: and we shall not win another Waterloo by enclosing
twenty-two gladiators in a ring of twenty-two thousand loafers, whose only
exercise is to cheer when somebody makes a stroke, howl when some other
body drops a catch, and argue that a batsman was not out when the umpire
has given him 'leg-before.'  Even at football matches the crowd has _some_
chance of taking physical exercise on its own account--by manhandling the
referee when the game is over.  Sport?  The average subscriber to Lord's
is just as much of a sportsman as the Spaniard who watches a bull-fight,
and just a trifle more of a sportsman than the bar-loafer who backs a
horse he has never clapped eyes on.  You may call it Cricket if you like:
I call it assisting at a Gladiatorial Show.  True cricket is left to the
village greens."

"Steady, old man!" protested the Boy.

"I repeat it.  For the spirit of the game you might have gone, a few years
ago, to the Public Schools; but even they are infected now with the
gladiatorial ideal.  As it is you must go to the village green; for the
spirit, you understand--not the letter--"

"I believe you!" chuckled young Dawkins.  "Last season I put in an off day
with the villagers at home.  We played the nearest market town, and I put
myself on to bowl slows.  Second wicket down, in came the fattest man I
ever saw.  He was a nurseryman and seedsman in private life, and he fairly
hid the wicket-keep.  In the first over a ball of mine got up a bit and
took him in the ab-do-men.  'How's that?' I asked.  'Well,' said the
umpire, 'I wasn't azackly looking, so I leave it to you.  If it hit en in
the paunch, it's 'not out' and the fella must have suffered.  But if it
took en in the rear, I reckon it didn't hurt much, and it's 'leg-before.''
I suppose that is what you would call the 'spirit' of cricket.  But, I
say, if you have such a down on Lord's and what you call the gladiatorial
business, why on earth do you go?"

"Isn't that the very question I've been asking myself?" replied Verinder
testily.

"Perhaps we have an explanation here," I suggested; for during Verinder's
harangue I had settled myself in the window-seat, and was turning over the
pages of Prince Ranjitsinhji's book.

    "'It is a grand thing for people who have to work most of their time
     to have an interest in something or other outside their particular
     groove.  Cricket is a first-rate interest.  The game has developed to
     such a pitch that it is worth taking interest in.  Go to Lord's and
     analyse the crowd.  There are all sorts and conditions of men there
     round the ropes--bricklayers, bank-clerks, soldiers, postmen, and
     stockbrokers.  And in the pavilion are Q.C.'s, artists, archdeacons,
     and leader-writers. . . .'"

"Oh, come!" Grayson puts in.  "Isn't that rather hard on the stockbroker?"

"It is what the book says.

    "'Bad men, good men, workers and idlers, all are there, and all at one
     in their keenness over the game. . . . Anything that puts very many
     different kinds of people on a common ground must promote sympathy
     and kindly feelings.  The workman does not come away from seeing
     Middlesex beating Lancashire, or vice versa, with evil in his heart
     against the upper ten; nor the Mayfair _homme de plaisir_ with a
     feeling of contempt for the street-bred masses.  Both alike are
     thinking how well Mold bowled, and how cleanly Stoddart despatched
     Briggs's high-tossed slow ball over the awning.  Even that cynical
     _nil admirari_ lawyer--'"

I pointed a finger at Verinder.

    "'Even that cynical _nil admirari_ lawyer caught himself cheering
     loudly when Sir Timothy planted Hallam's would-be yorker into the
     press-box.  True, he caught himself being enthusiastic, and broke off
     at once--'"

"When I found it hadn't killed a reporter," Verinder explained.  "But I
hope Ranjitsinhji has some better arguments than these if he wants to
defend gladiatorial cricket.  At least he allows that a change has come
over the game of late years, and that this change has to be defended?"

"Yes, he admits the change, and explains how it came about.  In the
beginning we had local club cricket pure and simple--the game of your
Village Green, in fact.  Out of this grew representative local cricket--
that is, district or county cricket which flourished along with local club
cricket.  Out of county cricket, which in those days was only local
cricket glorified, sprang exhibition or spectacular or gladiatorial
cricket, which lived side by side with, but distinct from, the other.
Finally, exhibition and county cricket merged and became one.  And that is
where we are now."

"Does he explain how exhibition and county cricket came, as he puts it, to
be merged into one?"

"Yes.  The introduction of spectacular cricket (he says) changed the basis
of county cricket considerably.  For many years the exhibition elevens and
the counties played side by side; but gradually the former died out, and
the new elements they had introduced into the game were absorbed into
county cricket.  The process was gradual, but in the end complete.
The old county clubs and the new ones that from time to time sprang up
added the exhibition side of cricket to the old local basis.  The county
clubs were no longer merely glorified local clubs, but in addition
business concerns.  They provided popular amusement and good cricket; in
fact, they became what they are now--local in name, and partly local in
reality, but also run upon exhibition or spectacular lines."

"A truly British compromise!  Good business at the bottom of it, and a
touch of local sentiment by way of varnish.  For of course the final
excuse for calling an eleven after Loamshire (let us say), and for any
pride a Loamshire man may take in its doings, is that its members have
been bred and trained in Loamshire.  But, because any such limitation
would sorely affect the gate-money, we import players from Australia or
Timbuctoo, stick a Loamshire cap with the county arms on the head of each,
and confidently expect our public to swallow the fiction and provide the
local enthusiasm undismayed."

"My dear Verinder, if you propose to preach rank Chauvinism, I have done.
But I don't believe you are in earnest."

"In a sense, I am not.  My argument would exclude Ranjitsinhji himself
from all matches but a few unimportant ones.  I vote for Greater Britain,
as you know: and in any case my best arguments would go down before the
sheer delight of watching him at the wicket.  Let the territorial fiction
stand, by all means.  Nay, let us value it as the one relic of genuine
county cricket.  It is the other side of the business that I quarrel
with."

"Be good enough to define the quarrel."

"Why, then, I quarrel with the spectacular side of the New Cricket; which,
when you come to look into it, is the gate-money side.  How does
Ranjitsinhji defend it?"

"Let me see.  'Its justification is the pleasure it provides for large
numbers of the public.'"

"Quite so: the bricklayer and the stockbroker by the ropes, and the
cynical lawyer in the pavilion!  But I prefer to consider the interests of
the game."

"'From a purely cricket point of view,' he goes on, 'not much can be said
against it.'"

"Let us inquire into that.  The New Cricket is a business concern: it
caters for the bricklayer, the stockbroker, and the whole crowd of
spectators.  Its prosperity depends on the attraction it offers them.
To attract them it must provide first-class players, and the county that
cannot breed first-class players is forced to hire them.  This is costly;
but again the cash comes out of the spectators' pockets, in subscriptions
and gate-money.  Now are you going to tell me that those who pay the piper
will refrain from calling the tune?  Most certainly they will not.
More and more frequently in newspaper reports of cricket-matches you find
discussions of what is 'due to the public.'  If stumps, for some reason or
other, are drawn early, it is hinted that the spectators have a grievance;
a captain's orders are canvassed and challenged, and so is the choice of
his team; a dispute between a club and its servants becomes an affair of
the streets, and is taken up by the press, with threats and
counter-threats.  In short, the interest of the game and the interest of
the crowd may not be identical; and whereas a captain used to consider
only the interest of the game, he is now obliged to consider both.
Does Ranjitsinhji point this out?"

"He seems, at any rate, to admit it; for I find this on page 232, in his
chapter upon 'Captaincy':--

    "'The duties of a captain vary somewhat according to the kind of match
     in which his side is engaged, and to the kind of club which has
     elected him.  To begin with, first-class cricket, including
     representative M.C.C., county and university matches, is quite
     different from any other--partly because the results are universally
     regarded as more important, partly _because certain obligations
     towards the spectators have to be taken into consideration.
     The last point applies equally to any match which people pay to come
     to see_. . . . With regard to gate-money matches.  The captains of
     the two sides engaged are, during the match, responsible for
     everything in connection with it.  _They are under an obligation to
     the public to see that the match is played in such a way as the
     public has a reasonable right to expect_.'"

"And pray," demanded Verinder, "what are these 'obligations towards the
spectators,' and 'reasonable rights' of the public?"

"Well, I suppose the public can reasonably demand punctuality in starting
play; a moderate interval for luncheon and between innings; and that
stumps shall not be drawn, nor the match abandoned, before the time
arranged, unless circumstances make it absolutely necessary."

"And who is to be judge of these circumstances."

"The captain, I suppose."

"In theory, yes; but he has to satisfy the crowd.  It is the crowd's
'reasonable right' to be satisfied; and by virtue of it the crowd becomes
the final judge.  It allows the captain to decide, but will barrack him if
displeased with his decision.  Moreover, you have given me examples to
illustrate this 'reasonable right,' but you have not defined it.
Now I want to know precisely how far it extends, and where it ceases.
Does Ranjitsinhji provide this definition?"

"No," said I; "I cannot find that he does."

"To be sure he does not; and for the simple reason that these claims on
the side of the public are growing year by year.  Already no one can say
how much they cover, and assuredly no one can say where they are likely to
stop.  You observe that our author includes even University matches under
the head of exhibition cricket, in which obligations towards the
spectators have to be taken into account.  You remember the scene at
Lord's in 1893 when Wells purposely bowled no-balls; and again in 1896
when Shine bowled two no-balls to the boundary and then a ball which went
for four byes, the object in each case being to deprive Oxford of the
follow-on.  This policy was hotly discussed; and luckily the discussion
spent itself on the question whether play could be at the same time within
the laws and clean contrary to the ethics of cricket.  But there was also
a deal of talk about what was 'due to the public'; talk which would have
been altogether wide of the mark in the old days, when Oxford and
Cambridge met to play a mere friendly match and the result concerned them
alone."

"And is this," I asked, "the sum of your indictment?"

"Yes, I think that is all.  And surely it is enough."

"Then, as I make out, your chief objections to spectacular cricket are
two.  You hold that it gives vast numbers of people a false idea that they
are joining in a sport when in truth they are doing no more than look on.
And you contend that as the whole institution resolves itself more and
more into a paid exhibition, the spectators will tend more and more to
direct the development of the game; whereas cricket in your opinion should
be uninfluenced by those who are outside the ropes?"

"That is my case."

"And I think, my dear Verinder, it is a strong one.  But there is just one
little point which you do not appear to have considered.  And I was coming
to it just now--or rather Prince Ranjitsinhji was coming to it--when you
interrupted us.  'From a purely cricket point of view,' he was saying,
'not much can be said against exhibition cricket.'  And in the next
sentence he goes on: 'At any rate it promotes skill in the game and keeps
up the standard of excellence.'"

"To be sure it does that."

"And cricket is played by the best players to-day with more skill than it
was by the best players of twenty or forty years ago?"

"Yes, I believe that; in spite of all we hear about the great Alfred Mynn
and other bygone heroes."

"Come then," said I, "tell me, Is Cricket an art?"

"Decidedly it is."

"Then Cricket, like other arts, should aim at perfection?"

"I suppose so."

"And that will be the highest aim of Cricket--its own perfection?  And its
true lovers should welcome whatever helps to make it perfect?"

"I see what you are driving at," said he.  "But Cricket is a social art,
and must be judged by the good it does to boys and men.  You, I perceive,
make it an art-in-itself, and would treat it as the gardeners treat a fine
chrysanthemum, nipping off a hundred buds to feed and develop a single
perfect bloom."

"True: we must consider it also as a social art.  But, my dear fellow, are
you not exaggerating the destruction necessary to produce the perfect
bloom?  You talk of the crowd at Lord's or the Oval as if all these
thousands were diverted from honest practice of the game to the ignoble
occupation of looking on; whereas two out of three of them, were this
spectacle not provided, would far more likely be attending a horse-race,
or betting in clubs and public-houses.  The bricklayer, the stockbroker,
the archdeacon, by going to see Lockwood bowl, depopulate no village
green.  You judge these persons by yourself, and tell yourself
reproachfully that but for this attraction _you_, John Verinder, would be
creditably perspiring at a practice-net in Tooting or Dulwich; whereas,
the truth is--"

"Why are you hesitating?"

"Because it is not a very pleasant thing to say.  But the truth is, your
heart and your conscience in this matter of athletics are a little younger
than your body."

"You mean that I am getting on for middle age."

"I mean that, though you talk of it, you will never subscribe to that
suburban club.  You will marry; you will be made a judge: you will attend
cricket matches, and watch from the pavilion while your son takes block
for his first score against the M.C.C.

    "And when with envy Time transported,
        Shall think to rob us of our joys,
     I, with my girls (if I ever have any), will sit on the top of a drag
       (if I ever acquire one) and teach them at what to applaud,
     While you go a-batting with your boys."

Verinder pulled a wry face, and the Boy smacked him on the back and
exhorted him to "buck up."

"And the round world will go on as before, and the sun will patrol Her
Majesty's dominions, and still where the Union Jack floats he will pass
the wickets pitched and white-flannelled Britons playing for all they are
worth, while men of subject races keep the score-sheet.  And still when he
arrives at this island he will look down on green closes and approve what
we all allow to be one of the most absolutely gracious sights on earth--
the ordered and moving regiments of schoolboys at cricket.  Grayson,
reach round to that shelf against which your chair is tilted; take down
poor Lefroy's poems, and read us that sonnet of his, 'The Bowler.'"

Grayson found the book and the place, and read:--

    "Two minutes' rest till the next man goes in!
     The tired arms lie with every sinew slack
     On the mown grass.   Unbent the supple back,
     And elbows apt to make the leather spin
     Up the slow bat and round the unwary shin,--
     In knavish hands a most unkindly knack;
     But no guile shelters under the boy's black
     Crisp hair, frank eyes, and honest English skin.
     Two minutes only!  Conscious of a name,
     The new man plants his weapon with profound
     Long-practised skill that no mere trick may scare.
     Not loth, the rested lad resumes the game:
     The flung ball takes one maddening, tortuous bound,
     And the mid-stump three somersaults in air!"

"Topping!" the Boy ejaculated.  "Who wrote it?"

"His name was Lefroy.  He died young.  He left Oxford a few years before
we went up.  And I think," continued Verinder, musing, "that I, who detest
making acquaintances, would give at this moment a considerable sum to have
known him.  Well," he continued, turning to me and puffing at his pipe,
"so you warn Grayson and me that we must prepare to relinquish these and
all the other delights sung by Lefroy and Norman Gale and that other
poet--anonymous, but you know the man--in his incomparable parody of
Whitman: 'the perfect feel of a fourer'--

    "'The thousand melodious cracks, delicious cracks, the responsive
     echoes of my comrades and the hundred thence resulting runs,
     passionately yearned for, never, never again to be forgotten.

    "'Overhead meanwhile the splendid silent sun, blending all, fusing
     all, bathing all in floods of soft ecstatic perspiration.'

"--To all this we must say good-bye.  And what do you offer us in
exchange?"

"Merely the old consolation that life is short, art is long; that while
you grow old, cricket in other hands will be working out its perfection,
and your son, when you have one, will start with higher ideals than you
ever dreamed of."

"And this perfection--will it ever be attained?"

"I dare say never.  For perhaps we may say after Plato, and without
irreverence, that the pattern of perfect cricket is laid up somewhere in
the skies, and out of man's reach.  But between it and ordinary cricket we
may set up a copy of perfection, as close as man can make it, and, by
little and little, closer every year.  This copy will be preserved, and
cared for, and advanced, by those professional cricketers against whom the
unthinking have so much to say; by these and by the few amateurs who, as
time goes on, will be found able to bear the strain.  For the search after
perfection is no light one, and will admit of no half-hearted service.
I say nothing here of material rewards, beyond reminding you that your
professional cricketer is poorly paid in comparison with an inferior
singer of the music-halls, although he gives twice as much pleasure as
your _lion comique_, and of a more innocent kind.  But he does more than
this.  He feeds and guards the flame of art; and when his joints are stiff
and his vogue is past, he goes down as groundman and instructor to a
public school, and imparts to a young generation what knowledge he can of
the high mysteries whose servant he has been:  quite like the philosopher
in the _Republic_--"

"Steady on!" interposed Grayson.  "How on earth will the Boy stand up to
Briggs' bowling if you put these notions in his head?  He'll be
awe-struck, and begin to fidget with his right foot."

"Oh, fire ahead!" said that cheerful youth.  He had possessed himself of
Prince Ranjitsinhji's book and coiled himself comfortably into a wicker
chair.--"You're only rotting, I know.  And you've passed over the most
important sentence in the whole book.  Listen to this: 'There are very few
newspaper readers who do not turn to the cricket column first when the
morning journal comes; who do not buy a halfpenny evening paper to find
out how many runs W.G. or Bobby Abel has made.'  That's the long and short
of the matter.  Verinder, which do you read first in your morning paper--
the Foreign Intelligence or the Cricket News?"


                    THE SECOND DIALOGUE. 1905.

A few days ago--to be precise, on Saturday the 24th of this month--my
friend Verinder reminded me of the long-past conversation.  We had met by
appointment at Paddington to travel down to Windsor for the second day of
the Eton and Winchester match, taking with us (or rather, being taken by)
a youngster whom we call The Infant.  The Infant, who talks little save in
the bosom of his family, and even so preserves beneath his talk that fine
reticence of judgment which most adorns the age of fifteen, not
unfrequently surprises me by his experiments in the art of living.
On this occasion, while I was engaged in the booking-office and Verinder
in scanning the shelves of Messrs. Smith's bookstall, he had found our
train, chosen our compartment, and laid out twopence in four halfpenny
papers, which he spread on the cushions by way of reserving our seats.

"But why four," I asked, "seeing there are but three of us?"

"It will give us more room," he answered simply.

He had hoped, I doubt not, by this devise to retain the whole compartment;
but the hope was soon and abruptly frustrated by a tall, well-dressed and
pompous man who came striding down the platform while we idled by the
door, and thrusting past us almost before we could give way, entered the
compartment, dropped into a corner seat, tossed his copy of _The Times_ on
to the seat opposite, took off his top-hat, examined it, replaced it when
satisfied of its shine, drew out a spare handkerchief, opened it, flicked
a few specks of dust from his patent-leather boots, looked up while
reaching across for _The Times_, recognised me with a nod and a "Good
morning!" and buried himself in his paper.

I on my part, almost before glancing at his face, had recognised him by
his manner for a personage next to whom it has been my lot to sit at one
or two public banquets.  I will call him Sir John Crang.  He is a
K.C.M.G., a Colonial by birth and breeding, a Member of Parliament, and a
person of the sort we treat in these days with consideration.  Since the
second year of Jubilee (in which he was knighted) he and his kind have
found themselves at ease in Sion, and of his kind he has been perhaps the
most fortunate.  In his public speeches he alludes to himself humorously
as a hustler.  He has married a wealthy lady, in every other respect too
good for him, entertains largely at dinners which should be private but
are reported in the press, and advocates conscription for the youth of
Great Britain.  Upon conscription for his native colony, as upon any other
of its duties towards Imperial defence, if you question him, you will find
him sonorously evasive.

The Infant, accustomed to surprise at the extent of my acquaintance,
gazed at him politely for a moment as we took our seats and the train
moved out of the station.  I noted a veiled disapproval in his eye as he
picked up a newspaper, and at that moment Verinder, who had picked up
another, emitted a noise not unlike the snort of the engine as it gathered
speed.  I glanced at him in some apprehension.  Verinder's bearing toward
strangers is apt to be brutal, and by an instinct acquired as his
companion on old reading-parties I was prepared to be apologetic.

His ill-humour, however, had nothing to do with Sir John Crang.  He had
laid the newspaper across his knee, and was pointing to it with a scornful
forefinger.

"Look here," he said.  "Do you remember a talk we had some years ago--you
and I and Grayson?  It started in D--'s shop one afternoon after a Kent
and Middlesex match.  You ought to remember, for I picked up the _Pall
Mall Magazine_ a month later and found you had made copy out of it."

"To be sure," said I.  "We discussed cricket, and a number of reputations
then well known, about which the public troubles itself no longer.
Let us try their names upon The Infant here, and discover with how many of
them he is acquainted."

"We discussed," said Verinder, "the vulgarisation of cricket.  You made
me say some hard things about it, but be hanged to me if anything I
prophesied then came near to _this_!  Listen--

    "'I suppose I may say that, after some luck at starting, I played a
     pretty good innings: but a total of 240 is poor enough for first
     knock on such a wicket as Hove, and, as things stand, the omens are
     against us.  However, as I write this wire the clouds are gathering,
     and there's no denying that a downfall during the night may help our
     chances.'"

"What on earth are you reading?" I asked.

"Stay a moment.  Here's another--

    "'With Jones's wicket down, the opposition declared, somewhat to the
     annoyance of the crowd: and indeed, with Robinson set and playing the
     prettiest strokes all around the wicket, I must admit that they
     voiced a natural disappointment.  They had paid their money, and,
     after the long period of stonewalling which preceded the tea
     interval, a crowded hour of glorious life would have been
     exhilarating, and perhaps was no more than their due.
     Dickson, however, took his barracking good-humouredly.  Towards the
     end Jones had twice appealed against the light.'"

"I suppose," said I, "that is how cricket strikes the Yellow Press.
Who are the reporters?"

"The reporters are the captains of two county teams--two first-class
county teams; and they are writing of a match actually in progress at this
moment.  Observe A.'s fine sense of loyalty to a captain's duty in his
published opinion that his side is in a bad way.  Remark his chivalrous
hope for a sodden wicket to-morrow."

"It is pretty dirty," I agreed.

Verinder snorted.  "I once tried to kill a man at mid-on for wearing a
pink shirt.  But these fellows!  They ought to wear yellow flannels."

"What, by the way, is the tea interval?" I asked.

"It is an interval," answered Verinder seriously, "in which the opposing
captains adjourn to the post office and send telegrams about themselves
and one another."

"Excuse me," put in Sir John Crang, looking up from his _Times_ and
addressing me, "but I quite agree with what you and your friend are
saying.  Interest in the Australian tour, for instance, I can understand;
it promotes good feeling, and anything that draws closer the bonds of
interest between ourselves and the colonies is an imperial asset."

"Good Lord!" murmured Verinder.

Sir John fortunately did not hear him.  "But I agree with you," he
continued, "in condemning this popular craze for cricket _per se_, which
is after all but a game with a ball and some sticks.  I will not go the
length of our imperial poet and dub its votaries 'flannelled fools.'
That was poetical license, eh? though pardonable under the circumstances.
But, as he has said elsewhere, 'How little they know of England who only
England know.'"  (At this point I reached out a foot and trod hard on
Verinder's toe.)  "And to the broader outlook--I speak as a pretty wide
traveller--this insular absorption in a mere game is bewildering."

"Infant!" said Verinder suddenly, still under repression of my foot,
"What are you reading?"

The Infant looked up sweetly, withdrawing himself from his paper, however,
by an effort.

"There's a Johnny here who tells you how Bosanquet bowls with what he
calls his 'over-spin.'  He has a whole column about it with figures, just
like Euclid; and the funny thing is, Bosanquet writes just after to say
that the Johnny knows nothing about it."

"Abandoned child," commanded Verinder, "pass me the paper.  You are within
measurable distance of studying cricket for its own sake, and will come to
a bad end."

Within twenty seconds he and The Infant were intently studying the
diagrams, which Verinder demonstrated to be absurd, while Sir John, a
little huffed by his manner, favoured me with a vision of England as she
should be, with her ploughshares beaten into Morris Tubes.

In the midst of this discourse Verinder looked up.


"Let us not despair of cricket," says he.  "She has her victories, but as
yet no prizes to be presented with public speeches."

"Curious fellow that friend of yours," said Sir John, as he took leave of
me on Windsor platform.  "Yes, yes, I saw how you humoured him: but why
should he object to a man's playing cricket in a pink shirt?"

He went on his way toward the Castle, while we turned our faces for Agar's
Plough and the best game in the world.



JULY.


Our Parliamentary Candidate--or Prospective Candidate, as we cautiously
call him--has been visiting us, and invited me to sit on the platform and
give the speeches my moral support.  I like our candidate, who is young,
ardent, good-natured, and keeps his temper when he is heckled; seems,
indeed, to enjoy being heckled, and conciliates his opponents by that
bright pugnacity which a true Briton loves better than anything else in
politics.  I appreciate, too, the compliment he pays me.  But I wish he
would not choose to put his ardour in competition with Sirius and the
dog-days; and I heartily wish he had not brought down Mr. Blank, M.P.,
to address us in his support.

Mr. Blank and I have political opinions which pass, for convenience, under
a common label.  Yet there are few men in England whose attitude of mind
towards his alleged principles I more cordially loathe.  Not to put too
fine a point upon it, I think him a hypocrite.  But he has chosen the side
which is mine, and I cannot prevent his saying a hundred things which I
believe.

We will suppose that Mr. Blank is a far honester fellow than I am able to
think him.  Still, and at the best, he is a sort of composite photograph
of your average Member of Parliament--the type of man to whom Great
Britain commits the direction of her affairs and, by consequence, her
well-doing and her well-being and her honour.  Liberal or Conservative,
are not the features pretty much the same? a solid man, well past fifty,
who has spent the prime of his life in business and withdrawn from it with
a good reputation and a credit balance equally satisfactory to himself and
his bankers.  Or it may be that he has not actually retired but has turned
to politics to fill up those leisure hours which are the reward or
vexation (as he chooses to look at them) of a prosperous man of business;
for, as Bagehot pointed out, the life of a man of business who employs his
own capital, and employs it nearly always in the same way, is by no means
fully employed.  "If such a man is very busy, it is a sign of something
wrong.  Either he is working at detail, which subordinates would do
better, or he is engaged in too many speculations."  In consequence our
commerce abounds with men of great business ability and experience who,
being short of occupation, are glad enough to fill up their time with work
in Parliament, as well as proud to write M.P. after their names.
For my part I can think of nothing better calculated to reassure anyone
whose dreams are haunted by apprehensions of wild-cat legislative schemes,
or the imminence of a Radical millennium, than five minutes' contemplation
of our champions of progress as they recline together, dignified and
whiskered and bland, upon the benches of St. Stephen's.

But let us proceed with our portrait, which I vow is a most pleasing one.
Our typical legislator is of decent birth, or at least hopeful of
acquiring what he rightly protests to be but 'the guinea stamp' by
judiciously munificent contributions to his party's purse; honest and
scrupulous in dealing; neither so honest nor so scrupulous in thinking;
addicted to phrases and a trifle too impatient of their meaning, yet of
proved carefulness in drawing the line between phrase and practice; a
first-rate committeeman (and only those who have sat long in committee can
sound the depths of this praise); locally admired; with much _bonhomie_
of manner, backed by a reputation for standing no nonsense; good-tempered,
honestly anxious to reconcile conflicting interests and do the best for
the unconflicting ones of himself and his country; but above all a man who
knows where to stop.  I vow (I repeat) he makes a dignified and amiable
figure.  One can easily understand why people like to be represented by
such a man.  It gives a feeling of security--a somewhat illusory one, I
believe; and security is the first instinct of a state.  One can
understand, why the exhortations, dehortations, precepts, and instructions
of parents, preachers, schoolmasters tend explicitly and implicitly to the
reproduction of this admired bloom.

Yet one may whisper that it has--shall we say?--its failings; and its
failings are just those which are least to be commended to the emulation
of youth.  It is, for instance, constitutionally timid.  Violent action of
any kind will stampede it in a panic, and, like the Countess in _Evan
Harrington_, it "does not ruffle well."  It betrays (I think) ill-breeding
in its disproportionate terror whenever an anarchist bomb explodes, and in
the ferocity of its terror it can be crueller than the assailant.
"My good people," it provokes one to say, "by all means stamp out these
dangers, but composedly, as becomes men conscious of their strength.
Even allowing for the unscrupulousness of your assailant, you have still
nine hundred and ninety-nine out of a thousand of the odds in your favour;
and so long as you answer the explosions of weak anarchy by cries
suggestive of the rage of the sheep, you merely raise the uncomfortable
suspicion that, after all, there must be something amiss with a
civilisation which counts you among its most expensive products."

But in the untroubled hour of prosperity this weakness of breeding is
scarcely less apparent.  Our admired bloom is admired rather for not doing
certain things than for doing others.  His precepts are cautious and
mainly negative.  He does not get drunk (in public at any rate), and he
expends much time and energy in preventing men from getting drunk.   But
he does not lead or heartily incite to noble actions, although at times--
when he has been badly frightened--he is ready to pay men handsomely to do
them.  He wins and loses elections on questions of veto.  He had rather
inculcate the passive than the active virtues.  He prefers temperance and
restraint to energy and resolve.  He thinks more of the organisation than
the practice of charity, esteems a penny saved as three halfpence gained,
had liefer detect an impostor than help a deserving man.  He is apt to
label all generous emotions as hysterical, and in this he errs; for when a
man calls the generous emotions hysterical he usually means that he would
confuse them with hysterics if they happened to him.

Now the passive virtues--continence, frugality, and the like--are
desirable, but shade off into mere want of pluck; while the active
virtues--courage, charity, clemency, cheerfulness, helpfulness--are ever
those upon which the elect and noble souls in history have laid the
greater stress.  I frankly detest Blank, M.P., because I believe him to be
a venal person, a colourable (and no doubt self-deceiving) imitation of
the type.  But, supposing him to be the real thing, I still think that, if
you want a model for your son, you will do better with Sir Philip Sidney.
If ever a man illustrated the beauty of the active virtues in his life and
in his death, that man was Sidney; but he also gave utterance in noble
speech to his belief in them.  In the _Apologie for Poetrie_ you will find
none of your art-for-art's-sake chatter: Sidney boldly takes the line that
poetry helps men, and helps them not to well-being only, but to
well-doing, and again helps them to well-doing not merely by teaching
(as moral philosophy does) but by inciting.  For an instance--

    "Who readeth AEneas carrying old Anchises on his back that wisheth not
     it were his fortune to perform so-excellent an act?"

There speaks, anticipating Zutphen, the most perfect knight in our
history.  Again--

    "Truly I have known men that even with reading _Amadis de Gaule_
     (which, God knoweth, wanteth much of a perfect poesy) have found
     their hearts moved to the exercise of courtesy, liberality, and
     especially courage."--

All active virtues be it noted.  "We are not damned for doing wrong,"
writes Stevenson, "but for not doing right.  Christ will never hear of
negative morality:  _Thou shalt_  was ever His word, with which He
superseded _Thou shalt not_.  To make our morality centre on forbidden
acts is to defile the imagination and to introduce into our judgments of
our fellow-men a secret element of gusto. . . . In order that a man may be
kind and honest it may be needful that he should become a total abstainer:
let him become so then, and the next day let him forget the circumstance.
Trying to be kind and honest will require all his thoughts."  Yet how many
times a day will we say 'don't' to our children for once that we say 'do'?
But here I seem to be within reasonable distance of discussing original
sin, and so I return to Mr. Blank.


I do not like Mr. Blank; and I disliked his speech the other night so
heartily that it drove me to sit down when I reached home and put my
reflections into verse; into a form of verse, moreover, which (I was
scornfully aware) Mr. Blank would understand as little as the matter of
it.  He would think them both impractical.  Heaven help the creature!

        CHANT ROYAL OF HIGH VIRTUE.

     Who lives in suit of armour pent,
        And hides himself behind a wall,
     For him is not the great event,
        The garland, nor the Capitol.
     And is God's guerdon less than they?
     Nay, moral man, I tell thee Nay:
     Nor shall the flaming forts be won
     By sneaking negatives alone,
        By Lenten fast or Ramazan,
     But by the challenge proudly thrown--
        _Virtue is that beseems a Man!_

     God, in His Palace resident
        Of Bliss, beheld our sinful ball,
     And charged His own Son innocent
        Us to redeem from Adam's fall.
     --"Yet must it be that men Thee slay."
     --"Yea, tho' it must must I obey,"
     Said Christ,--and came, His royal Son,
     To die, and dying to atone
        For harlot and for publican.
     Read on that rood He died upon--
       _Virtue is that beseems a Man!_

     And by that rood where He was bent
        I saw the world's great captains all
     Go riding to the tournament--
        Cyrus the Great and Hannibal,
     Caesar of Rome and Attila,
     Lord Charlemagne with his array,
     Lord Alisaundre of Macedon--
     With flaming lance and habergeon
        They passed, and to the rataplan
     Of drums gave salutation--
        _Virtue is that beseems a Man!_

     Had tall Achilles lounged in tent
        For aye, and Xanthus neigh'd in stall,
     The towers of Troy had ne'er been shent,
        Nor stay'd the dance in Priam's hall.
     Bend o'er thy book till thou be grey,
     Read, mark, perpend, digest, survey--
     Instruct thee deep as Solomon--
     One only chapter thou shalt con,
        One lesson learn, one sentence scan,
     One title and one colophon--
        _Virtue is that beseems a Man!_

     High Virtue's hest is eloquent
        With spur and not with martingall:
     Sufficeth not thou'rt continent:
        BE COURTEOUS, BRAVE, AND LIBERAL.
     God fashion'd thee of chosen clay
     For service, nor did ever say
    "Deny thee this," "Abstain from yon,"
     Save to inure thee, thew and bone,
        To be confirmed of the clan
     That made immortal Marathon--
        _Virtue is that beseems a Man!_

                  ENVOY.

     Young Knight, the lists are set to-day:
     Hereafter shall be long to pray
     In sepulture with hands of stone.
     Ride, then! outride the bugle blown
        And gaily dinging down the van
     Charge with a cheer--Set on!  Set on!
        _Virtue is that beseems a Man!_


A friend to whom I showed these verses remarked that Mr. Blank was indeed
a person who fed his soul upon negatives; but that I possibly did him some
injustice in charging so much of this to timidity, whereas the scent lay
rather in the gusto with which he judged his fellow-men.

"And, by the way," said he, "is there not some gusto in the scorn with
which you are judging Mr. Blank at this moment?"  "Do you remember," I
answered, "how that man, after voting for war the other day, went straight
off to a meeting of the Peace Society and put up a florid appeal to the
Prince of Peace for a time when wars should be no more?  Let him be,
however: I do wrong to lose my temper with him.  But on this matter of
national timidity I have something to say. . . ."

I have been reading John Holland's two _Discourses of the Navy_, written
in 1638 and 1659, and published the other day by the Navy Records Society.
The object of Mr. Holland's discourses was to reform the Navy, purge it of
abuses, and strengthen it for the defence of this realm; and I have been
curious to compare his methods with those of our own Navy League, which
has been making such a noise for ten years or so.  The first thing I
observe is the attitude of mind in which he approaches his subject:--

    "If either the honour of a nation, commerce or trust with all nations,
     peace at home, grounded upon our enemies' fear or love of us abroad,
     and attended with plenty of all things necessary either for the
     preservation of the public weal or thy private welfare, be things
     worthy thy esteem (though it may be beyond thy shoal conceit) then
     next to God and thy King give thy thanks for the same to the Navy.
     As for honour, who knows not (that knows anything) that in all
     records of late times of actions, chronicled to the everlasting fame
     and renown of this nation, still the naval part is the thread that
     runs through the whole wooft, the burden of the song, the scope of
     the text? . . ."

He proceeds to enumerate some particular commercial advantages due to our
mastery of the sea, and sums up in these words:--

    "Suffice it thus far, nothing under God, who doth all, hath brought so
     much, so great commerce to this Kingdom as the rightly noble
     employments of our navy; a wheel, if truly turned, that sets to work
     all Christendom by its motion; a mill, if well extended, that in a
     sweet yet sovereign composure contracts the grist of all nations to
     its own dominions, and requires only the tribute of its own people,
     not for, but towards, its maintenance."

The eloquence may be turgid, but the attitude is dignified.  The man does
not scold; does not terrify.  He lays his stress on the benefits of a
strong navy--on the renown it has won for England in the past.  He assumes
his readers to be intelligent men, amenable to advice which will help them
to perpetuate this renown and secure these benefits in time to come.
His exordium over, he settles down to an exposition of the abuses which
are impairing our naval efficiency, and suggests reforms, some wisely
conceived, others not so wisely, with the business-like, confident air of
one who knows what he is talking about.

Now I open the prospectus in which our Navy League started out to make
everyone's flesh creep, and come plump upon language of this sort:--

    "It is the close, let us suppose, of our second month of war.
     The fleet has been neglected, and has been overwhelmed, unready and
     unprepared.  We have been beaten twice at sea, and our enemies have
     established no accidental superiority, but a permanent and
     overwhelming one.  The telegraph cables have been severed, one and
     all; these islands are in darkness."--

For presumably the gas-mains, as well as the cables, have been 'severed'
(imposing word!)--

     --"Under a heavy cloud of woe.  Invasion is in the air, our armies
     are mustering in the south.  We are cut off from the world, and can
     only fitfully perceive what is happening.  Our liners have been
     captured or sunk on the high seas; our ocean tramps are in our
     enemies' hands; British trade is dead, killed by the wholesale
     ravages of the hostile cruisers.  Our ports are insulted or held up
     to ransom, when news reaches us from India it is to the effect that
     the enemy is before our troops, a native insurrection behind.
     Malta has fallen, and our outlying positions are passing from our
     hands.  Food is contraband, and may not be imported.  Amid the jeers
     of Europe 'the nation of shopkeepers' is writhing in its death
     agony."

Pretty, is it not?  But let us have just a little more.

                        "COMMERCIAL COLLAPSE.

    "And what of the internal, of the social position?  Consols have
     fallen to nearly 30; our vast investments in India have been lost;
     trade no longer exists. . . . The railways have no traffic to carry.
      . . . Banks and companies are failing daily. . . The East End of
     London is clamouring for bread and peace at any price.  If we fall,
     we fall for ever. . . . The working man has to choose whether he will
     have lighter taxation for the moment, starvation and irretrievable
     ruin for the future . . ."

--And so on, till Z stands for Zero, or nothing at all.  Or, as the late
Mr. Lear preferred to write:--

    "Z said, 'Here is a box of Zinc, Get in, my little master!
     We'll shut you up; we'll nail you down: we will, my little master!
     We think we've all heard quite enough of this your sad disaster!'"

To speak as seriously as may be, the language is no longer hortatory, like
Holland's, but minatory, even comminatory.  It is (as its author would not
deny) the language of panic deliberately employed, a calculated attempt to
strengthen the _materiel_ of the navy at the cost of Englishmen's fears.
Now let me define my feeling towards the Navy League.  As an ordinary
British citizen, I must heartily approve its aim of strengthening the navy
and keeping it efficient.  As an ordinary reasonable man, I must admit
that its efforts, if rightly directed, may be of great national service.
But language such as I have quoted must (so far as it is not merely
contemptible) be merely demoralising, and anyone who works on the fears of
a nation--and especially of a nation which declines conscription and its
one undoubted advantage of teaching men what war means--does a harm which
is none the less wicked for being incalculable.  These Navy Leaguers cry
incessantly for more _material_ strength.  They tell us that in material
strength we should at least be equal to any two other countries.
A few months pass, and then, their appetite growing with the terror it
feeds upon, they insist that we must be equal to any three other
countries.  Also "it does not appear," they sagely remark, "that Nelson
and his contemporaries left any record as to what the proportion of the
blockading should bear (_sic_) to one blockaded,"--a curious omission of
Nelson's, to be sure!  He may perhaps have held that it depended on the
quality of the antagonists.

To this a few ordinary stupid Britons like myself have always answered
that no amount of _materiel_ can ever replace _morale_; and that all such
panic-making is a mischievous attempt to lower the breed, and the more
mischievous because its mischief may for a while be imperceptible.
We can see our warships growing: we cannot see the stamina decaying; yet
it is our stamina on which we must rely finally in the fatal hour of
trial.  We said this, and we were laughed at; insulted as unpatriotic--a
word of which one may say in kindness that it would not so readily leap to
the lips of professional patriots if they were able to understand what it
means and, by consequence, how much it hurts.

Yes, and behold, along comes Admiral Togo, and at one stroke proves that
we were simply, absolutely and henceforward incontestably right!
What were our little three-power experts doing on the morrow of Togo's
victory?  They are making irrelevant noises in the halfpenny press,
explaining how Admiral Togo did it with an inferior force, and in a
fashion that belies all their axioms.  But I turn to _The Times_ and I
read:--

    "The event shows that mere material equality is but as dust in the
     balance when weighed in the day of battle against superiority of
     moral equipment."

--Which, when you come to think of it, is precisely what Bacon meant when
he wrote:--

    "Walled Townes, stored Arcenalls and Armouries, Goodly Races of Horse,
     Chariots of Warre, Elephants, Ordnance, Artillery and the like: all
     this is but a Sheep in a Lion's skin except the Breed and disposition
     of the People be stout and warlike.  Nay, Number (it selfe) in Armies
     importeth not much where the People is of weake Courage: For
     (as _Virgil_ saith) _it never troubles a Wolfe how many the Sheepe
     be_."

Do our friends of the Navy League seriously believe that a principle as
old as humankind can be suddenly upset by the invention of a submarine or
of some novelty in guns?  Even in their notions of what material strength
means I hold them to be mistaken.  The last resource which a nation ought
to neglect is its financial credit.  It was Walpole's long policy of peace
which made possible Pitt's conquests.  But I hold with far stronger
conviction that he does wickedly who trades on a nation's cowardice to
raise money for its protection.  An old text, my masters!  It seems a long
while that some of us were preaching it in vain until Admiral Togo came
along and proved it.


I observe that a Member of Parliament for a West of England constituency
(a better fellow than Mr. Blank, too) has been using one of the arguments
with which these precious experts attacked me; that because I sometimes
write novels I cannot be supposed to think seriously on public affairs.
My only wonder is that those who hold this cloistral view of the province
of a man of letters consider him worthy to pay income-tax.

I pass over some tempting reflections on the queer anomaly that this
prohibition should be addressed (as it so often is) by writers to writers,
by newspaper writers to men who write books, and (so far as a distinction
can be drawn) by men who write in a hurry to men who write deliberately.
I wish to look quietly into the belief on which it rests and to inquire
how that belief was come by.

There certainly was a time when such a belief would have been laughed at
as scarcely reasonable enough to be worth discussing.  And that time,
oddly enough, was almost conterminous with the greatest era of the
world's literature, the greatest era of political discovery, and the
greatest era of Empire-making.  The men who made Athens and the men
who made Rome would have disputed (I fear somewhat contemptuously) the
axiom on which my friend the West Country member builds his case.
They held it for axiomatic that the artist and man of letters ought
not to work in cloistral isolation, removed from public affairs, and
indifferent to them; that on the contrary they are direct servants of
their State, and have a peculiar call to express themselves on matters of
public moment.  To convince you that I am not advancing any pet theory of
my own let me present it in the words of a grave and judicious student,
Mr. W. J. Courthope, late Professor of Poetry at Oxford:--

    "The idea of the State lay at the root of every Greek conception of
     art and morals.  For though, in the view of the philosopher, the
     virtue of the good citizen was not always necessarily identical with
     the virtue of the individual man, and though, in the city of Athens
     at all events, a large amount of life was possible to the individual
     apart from public interests, yet it is none the less true that the
     life of the individual in every Greek city was in reality moulded by
     the customary life, tradition and character, in one intranslatable
     word, by the _ethos_ of the State.  Out of this native soil grew
     that recognised, though not necessarily public, system of education
     (_politike paideia_ ), consisting of reading and writing, music
     and gymnastic, which Plato and Aristotle themselves accepted as the
     basis of the constitution of the State.  But this preliminary
     education was only the threshold to a subsequent system of political
     training, of which, in Athens at least, every citizen had an
     opportunity of availing himself by his right to participate in public
     affairs; so that, in the view of Pericles, politics themselves were
     an instrument of individual refinement.  'The magistrates,' said he,
     in his great funeral oration, 'who discharge public trusts, fulfil
     their domestic duties also; the private citizen, while engaged in
     professional business, has competent knowledge of public affairs; for
     we stand alone in regarding the man who keeps aloof from these latter
     not as harmless, but as useless.  Moreover, we always hear and
     pronounce on public matters when discussed by our leaders, or perhaps
     strike out for ourselves correct reasonings upon them; far from
     accounting discussion an impediment to action, we complain only if we
     are not told what is to be done before it becomes our duty to do it.'

    "The strenuous exertion of the faculties of the individual in the
     service of the State, described in these eloquent words, reflects
     itself in the highest productions of Greek art and literature, and is
     the source of that 'political' spirit which every one can detect,
     alike in the poems of Homer and the sculpture of the Parthenon, as
     the inspiring cause of the noblest efforts of imitation.
     It prevailed most strongly through the period between the battle of
     Marathon and the battle of Chaeronea, and has left its monuments in
     such plays as the _Persae_ and _Eumeuides_ of AEschylus, the
     _Antigone_ of Sophocles, the _Clouds_ of Aristophanes, the History
     of Thucydides and the Orations of Demosthenes, its last embodiment
     being perhaps the famous oath of that orator on the souls of those
     who risked their lives at Marathon."--_History of English Poetry_,
     vol. i., c 2.

In the most brilliant age of Greece, then, and of Greek art and letters,
the civic spirit was the inspiring spirit.  But as the Greek cities sank
one by one before the Macedonian power and forfeited their liberties, this
civic spirit died for lack of nourishment and exercise, and literature was
driven to feed on itself--which is about the worst thing that can ever
happen to it, and one of the worst things that can happen to a nation.
The old political education gave place to an 'encyclopaedic' education.
The language fell into the hands of grammarians and teachers of rhetoric,
whose inventions may have a certain interest of their own, but--to quote
Mr. Courthope again--no longer reflect the feelings and energies of free
political life.  Roman literature drives home the same, or a similar,
moral.  "The greatness of Rome was as entirely civic in its origin as that
of any Greek city, and, like the Greek cities, Rome in the days of her
freedom, and while she was still fighting for the mastery, preserved a
system of political education, both in the hearth and the Senate, which
was suited to her character.  Cato, the Censor, according to Plutarch,
 'wrote histories for his son, with his own hand, in large characters; so
that without leaving his father's house he might gain a knowledge of the
illustrious actions of the ancient Romans and the customs of his country':
and what is of importance to observe," adds Mr. Courthope, "is that, even
after the introduction of Greek culture, Cato's educational ideal was felt
to be the foundation of Roman greatness by the orators and poets who
adorned the golden age of Latin literature."  The civic spirit was at once
the motive and vitalising force of Cicero's eloquence, and still acts as
its antiseptic.  It breaks through the conventional forms of Virgil's
Eclogues and Georgics, and declares itself exultantly in such passages as
the famous eulogy--

    "Sed neque Medorum silvae, ditissima terra,
     Nec pulcher Ganges atque auro turbidus Hermus
     Laudibus Italiae certent. . . ."

It closes the last Georgic on a high political note.  Avowedly it inspires
the _AEneid_.  It permeates all that Horace wrote.  These two poets never
tire of calling on their countrymen to venerate the Roman virtues, to hold
fast by the old Sabine simplicity and:

    "Pure religion breathing household laws."

Again, when the mischief was done, and Rome had accepted the Alexandrine
model of education and literary culture, Juvenal reinvoked the old spirit
in his denunciation of the hundred and more trivialities which the new
spirit engendered.  It was a belated, despairing echo.  You cannot expect
quite the same shout from a man who leads a forlorn sortie, and a man who
defends a proud citadel while yet it is merely threatened.  But, allowing
for changed circumstances, you will find that Juvenal's is just the old
civic spirit turned to fierceness by despair.  And he strikes out
unerringly enough at the ministers of Rome's decline--at the poets who
chatter and the rhetoricians who declaim on merely 'literary' topics; the
rich who fritter away life on private luxuries and the pursuit of trivial
aims; the debased Greek with his "smattering of encyclopaedic knowledge,"
but no devotion to the city in which he only hopes to make money.

Now is this civic spirit in literature (however humble its practitioners)
one which England can easily afford to despise?  So far as I know, it has
been reserved for an age of newspapers to declare explicitly that such a
spirit is merely mischievous; that a poet ought to be a man of the study,
isolated amid the stir of passing events, serenely indifferent to his
country's fortunes, or at least withholding his gift (allowed, with
magnificent but unconscious irony, to be 'divine')  from that general
contribution to the public wisdom in which journalists make so brave a
show.  He may, if he have the singular luck to be a Laureate, be allowed
to strike his lyre and sing of an _accouchement_; this being about the
only event on which politicians and journalists have not yet claimed the
monopoly of offering practical advice.  But farther he may hardly go: and
all because a silly assertion has been repeated until second-rate minds
confuse it with an axiom.  People of a certain class of mind seem capable
of believing anything they see in print, provided they see it often.
For these, the announcement that somebody's lung tonic possesses a
peculiar virtue has only to be repeated at intervals along a railway line,
and with each repetition the assurance becomes more convincing, until
towards the journey's end it wears the imperativeness almost of a revealed
truth.  And yet no reasonable inducement to belief has been added by any
one of these repetitions.  The whole thing is a psychological trick.
The moral impressiveness of the first placard beyond Westbourne Park
Station depends entirely on whether you are travelling from London to
Birmingham, or from Birmingham to London.  A mind which yields itself to
this illusion could probably, with perseverance, be convinced that pale
pills are worth a guinea a box for pink people, were anyone interested in
enforcing such a harmless proposition: and I have no doubt that the Man in
the Street has long since accepted the reiterated axiom that a poet should
hold aloof from public affairs, having no more capacity than a child for
understanding their drift.

Yet, as a matter of fact, the cry is just a cant party trick, used by each
party in its turn.  Mr. Kipling writes "Cleared," Mr. Alfred Austin hymns
"Jameson's Ride," and forthwith the Liberals lift hands and voices in
horror.  Mr. Watson denounces the Armenian massacres or the Boer War, and
the Unionists can hardly find words to express their pained surprise.
Mr. Swinburne inveighed against Irishmen, and delighted a party; inveighed
against the Czar, and divided a whole Front Bench between shocked
displeasure and half-humorous astonishment that a poet should have any
opinions about Russia, or, having some, should find anybody to take them
seriously.  It is all cant, my friends--nothing but cant; and at its base
lies the old dispute between principle and casuistry.  If politics and
statecraft rest ultimately on principles of right and wrong, then a poet
has as clear a right as any man to speak upon them: as clear a right now
as when Tennyson lifted his voice on behalf of the Fleet, or Wordsworth
penned his 'Two Voices' sonnet, or Milton denounced the massacres at
Piedmont.  While this nation retains a conscience, its poets have a clear
right and a clear call to be the voice of that conscience.  They may err,
of course; they may mistake the voice of party for the voice of
conscience: 'Jameson's Ride' and 'The Year of Shame'--one or both--may
misread that voice.  Judge them as severely as you will by their rightness
or wrongness, and again judge them by their merits or defects as
literature.  Only do not forbid the poet to speak and enforce the moral
conviction that is in him.

If, on the other hand, politics be a mere affair of casuistry; or worse--a
mere game of opportunism in which he excels who hits on the cleverest
expedient for each several crisis as it occurs; then indeed you may bid
the poet hush the voice of principle, and listen only to the sufficiently
dissonant instruction of those specialists at the game who make play in
Parliament and the press.  If politics be indeed that base thing connoted
by the term "_drift_ of public affairs," then the axiom rests on wisdom
after all.  The poet cannot be expected to understand the "drift," and had
better leave it to these specialists in drifting.

But if you search, you will find that poetry--rare gift as it is, and
understood by so few--has really been exerting an immense influence on
public opinion all the while that we have been deluged with assertions of
this unhappy axiom.  Why, I dare to say that one-half of the sense of
Empire which now dominates political thought in Great Britain has been the
creation of her poets.  The public, if it will but clear its mind of cant,
is grateful enough for such poetry as Mr. Kipling's 'Flag of England' and
Mr. Henley's 'England, my England'; and gratefully recognises that the
spirit of these songs has passed on to thousands of men, women, and
children, who have never read a line of Mr. Henley's or Mr. Kipling's
composition.

As for the axiom, it is merely the complement of that 'Art for Art's sake'
chatter which died a dishonoured death but a short while ago, and which it
is still one of the joys of life to have outlived.  You will remember how
loftily we were assured that Art had nothing to do with morality: that the
novelist, e.g. who composed tales of human conduct, had no concern with
ethics--that is to say with the principles of human conduct: that
"Art's only business was to satisfy Art," and so forth.  Well, it is all
over now, and packed away in the rag-bag of out-worn paradoxes; and we are
left to enjoy the revived freshness of the simple truth that an artist
exists to serve his art, and his art to serve men and women.



AUGUST.


As it was reported to me, the story went that one Sunday morning in August
a family stood in a window not far from this window of mine--the window of
an hotel coffee-room--and debated where to go for divine worship.
They were three: father, mother, and daughter, arrived the night before
from the Midlands, to spend their holiday.  "The fisher-folk down here are
very religious," said the father, contemplating the anchored craft--
yachts, trading-steamers, merchantmen of various rigs and nationalities--
in which he supposed the native population to go a-fishing on week-days:
for he had been told in the Midlands that we were fisher-folk.
"Plymouth Brethren mostly, I suppose," said the wife: "we changed at
Plymouth."  "Bristol."  "Was it Bristol?  Well, Plymouth was the last big
town we stopped at: I am sure of _that_.  And this is on the same coast,
isn't it?"  "What _are_ Plymouth Brethren?" the daughter asked.
"Oh, well, my dear, I expect they are very decent, earnest people.
It won't do us any harm to attend their service, if they have one.
What I say is, when you're away on holiday, do as the Romans do."
The father had been listening with an unprejudiced air, as who should say,
"I am here by the seaside for rest and enjoyment."  He called to the
waiter, "What places of worship have you?"  The waiter with professional
readiness hinted that he had some to suit all tastes, "Church of England,
Wesleyan, Congregational, Bible Christian--"  "Plymouth Brethren?"
The waiter had never heard of them: they had not, at any rate, been asked
for within his recollection.  He retired crestfallen.  "That's the worst
of these waiters," the father explained: "they get 'em down for the season
from Lord knows where, Germany perhaps, and they can tell you nothing of
the place."  "But this one is not a German, and he told me last night he'd
been here for years."  "Well, the question is, Where we are to go?
Here, Ethel,"--as a second daughter entered, buttoning her gloves--"your
mother can't make up her mind what place of worship to try."
"Why, father, how can you _ask?_  We must go to the Church, of course--I
saw it from the 'bus--and hear the service in the fine old Cornish
language."

Now, I suspect that the friend to whom I am indebted for this story
introduced a few grace-notes into his report.  But it is a moral story in
many respects, and I give it for the sake of the one or two morals which
may be drawn from it.  In the first place, absurd as these people appear,
their ignorance but differs by a shade or two from the knowledge of
certain very learned people of my acquaintance.  That is to say, they know
about as much concerning the religion of this corner of England to-day as
the archaeologists, for all their industry, know concerning the religion of
Cornwall before it became subject to the See of Canterbury in the reign of
Athelstan, A.D. 925-40; and their hypotheses were constructed on much the
same lines.  Nay, the resemblance in method and in the general muddle of
conclusions obtained would have been even more striking had these good
persons mixed up Plymouth Brethren (founded in 1830) with the Pilgrim
Fathers who sailed out of Plymouth in 1620, and are already undergoing the
process of mythopoeic conversion into Deucalions and Pyrrhas of the United
States of America.  Add a slight confusion of their tenets with those of
Mormonism, or at least a disposition to lay stress on all discoverable
points of similarity between Puritans and Mormons, and really you have a
not unfair picture of the hopeless mess into which our researchers in the
ancient religions of Cornwall have honestly contrived to plunge themselves
and us.  It was better in the happy old days when we all believed in the
Druids; when the Druids explained everything, and my excellent father
grafted mistletoe upon his apple-trees--in vain, because nothing will
persuade the mistletoe to grow down here.  But nobody believes in the
Druids just now: and the old question of the Cassiterides has never been
solved to general satisfaction: and the Indian cowrie found in a barrow at
Land's End, the tiny shell which raised such a host of romantic
conjectures and inspired Mr. Canton to write his touching verses:--

          "What year was it that blew
           The Aryan's wicker-work canoe
        Which brought the shell to English land?
        What prehistoric man or woman's hand,
     With what intent, consigned it to this grave--
     This barrow set in sound of the Ancient World's last wave?"

           "Beside it in the mound
            A charmed bead of flint was found.
        Some woman surely in this place
        Covered with flowers a little baby-face,
     And laid the cowrie on the cold dead breast;
     And, weeping, turned for comfort to the landless West?"


           "No man shall ever know.
            It happened all so long ago
        That this same childless woman may
        Have stood upon the cliffs around the bay
     And watched for tin-ships that no longer came,
     Nor knew that Carthage had gone down in Roman flame."

This cowrie--are we even certain that it was Indian?--that it differed so
unmistakably from the cowries discoverable by twos and threes at times on
a little beach off which I cast anchor half a dozen times every summer?
I speak as a man anxious to get at a little plain knowledge concerning the
land of his birth, and the researchers seem honestly unable to give me any
that does not tumble to pieces even in their own hands.  For--and this
seems the one advance made--the researchers themselves are honest
nowadays.  Their results may be disappointing, but at least they no longer
bemuse themselves and us with the fanciful and even mystical speculations
their predecessors indulged in.  Take the case of our inscribed stones and
wayside crosses.  Cornwall is peculiarly rich in these: of crosses alone
it possesses more than three hundred.  But when we make inquiry into their
age we find ourselves in almost complete fog.  The merit of the modern
inquirer (of Mr.  Langdon, for instance) is that he acknowledges the fog,
and does not pretend to guide us out of it by haphazard hypotheses
propounded with pontifical gravity and assurance--which was the way of
that erratic genius, the Rev. R. S. Hawker:--

   "Wheel-tracks in old Cornwall there were none, but there were strange
    and narrow paths across the moorlands, which, the forefathers said, in
    their simplicity, were first traced by Angels' feet.  These, in truth,
    were trodden and worn by religious men: by the Pilgrim as he paced his
    way towards his chosen and votive bourne; or by the Palmer, whose
    listless footsteps had neither a fixed Kebla nor future abode.
    Dimly visible, by the darker hue of the crushed grass, these strait
    and narrow roads led the traveller along from one Hermitage to another
    Chapelry, or distant and inhabited cave; or the byeways turned aside
    to reach some legendary spring, until at last, far, far away, the
    winding track stood still upon the shore, where St. Michael of the
    Mount rebuked the dragon from his throne of rock above the seething
    sea.  But what was the wanderer's guide along the bleak unpeopled
    surface of the Cornish moor?  The Wayside Cross! . . ."

Very pretty, no doubt! but, unlike the Wayside Cross, this kind of writing
leads nowhere.  We want Mr. Hawker's authority for what 'the forefathers
said, in their simplicity'; without that, what the forefathers said
resembles what the soldier said in being inadmissible as evidence.
We want Mr. Hawker's authority for saying that these paths '_in truth_,
were trodden, and worn by religious men.'  Nay we want his authority for
saying that there were any paths at all!  The hypotheses of symbolism are
even worse; for these may lead to anything.  Mr. Langdon was seriously
told on one occasion that the four holes of a cross represented the four
evangelists.  "This," says he plaintively, "it will be admitted, is going
a little too far, as nothing else but four holes could be the result of a
ring and cross combined."  At Phillack, in the west of Cornwall, there is
_part_ of a coped stone having a rude cable mounting along the top of the
ridge.  Two sapient young archaeologists counted the remaining notches of
this cable, and, finding they came to _thirty-two_, decided at once that
they represented our Lord's age!  They were quite certain, having counted
them twice.  In fact, there seems to be nothing that symbolism will not
prove.  Do you meet with a pentacle?  Its five points are the fingers of
Omnipotence.  With a six-pointed star?  Then Omnipotence has taken an
extra finger, to include the human nature of the Messiah: and so on.
It reminds one of the Dilly Song:--

    "I will sing you Five, O!"
    "What is your Five, O?"
    "Five it is the Dilly Bird that's never seen but heard, O!"
    "I will sing you Six, O! . . ."

And six is 'The Cherubim Watchers,' or 'The Crucifix,' or 'The Cheerful
Waiters,' or 'The Ploughboys under the Bowl,' or whatever local fancy may
have hit on and made traditional.

The modern researcher is honest and sticks to facts; but there are next to
no facts.  And when he comes to a tentative conclusion, he must hedge it
about with so many 'ifs,' that practically he leaves us in total
indecision.  Nothing, for instance, can exceed the patient industry
displayed in the late Mr. William Copeland Borlase's _Age of the Saints_
--a monograph on Early Christianity in Cornwall: but, in a way, no more
hopeless book was ever penned.  The author confessed it, indeed, on his
last page.  "There seems to be little ground for hope that we shall be
ever able to gain a perfectly true insight into the history of the epoch
with which we have attempted to deal, or to unravel the meshes of so
tangled a web."  He felt his task, as he put it, to be not unlike that of
gathering up the broken pieces of pottery from some ancient tomb, with the
hope of fitting them together so as to make one large and perfect vase,
but finding during the process that they belong to several vessels, not
one of which is capable of restoration as a whole, though some faint
notion of the pristine shape of each may be gained from the general
pattern and contour of its shards.  All that can be gained from the
materials at hand is a reasonable probability that Cornwall, before it
bent its neck to the See of Canterbury, had been invaded by three distinct
streams of missionary effort--from Ireland, from Wales, and from Brittany.
But even in what order they came no man can say for certain.

The young lady in my friend's story wished to hear the service of the
Church of England in 'the fine old Cornish language.'  Alas! if Edward VI.
and his advisers had been as wise, the religious history of Cornwall,
during two centuries at least, had been a happier one.  It was liberal to
give Englishmen a Liturgy in their own tongue; but it was neither liberal
nor conspicuously intelligent to impose the same upon the Cornishmen, who
neither knew nor cared about the English language.  It may be easy to lay
too much stress upon this grievance; since Cornishmen of this period had a
knack of being 'agin the government, anyway,' and had contrived two
considerable rebellions less than sixty years before, one because they did
not see their way to subscribing 2,500 pounds towards fighting King James
IV. of Scotland for protecting Perkin Warbeck, and the other under
Perkin's own leadership.  But it was at least a serious grievance; and the
trouble began in the first year of Edward VI.'s reign.  The King began by
issuing several Injunctions about religion; and among them, this one:
That all images found in churches, for divine worship or otherwise, should
be pulled down and cast forth out of those churches; and that all
preachers should persuade the people from praying to saints, or for the
dead, and from the use of beads, ashes, processions, masses, dirges, and
praying to God publicly in an unknown tongue.  A Mr. Body, one of the
commissioners appointed to carry out this Injunction, was pulling down
images in Helston church, near the Lizard, when a priest stabbed him with
a knife: "of which wound he instantly fell dead in that place.  And though
the murderer was taken and sent up to London, tried, found guilty of
murder in Westminster Hall, and executed in Smithfield, yet the Cornish
people flocked together in a tumultuous and rebellious manner, by the
instigation of their priests in divers parts of the shire or county, and
committed many barbarities and outrages in the same."  These disturbances
ended in Arundel's rebellion, the purpose of which was to demand the
restoration of the old Liturgy; and, in truth, the Seven Articles under
which they formulated this demand must have seemed very moderate indeed to
their conservative minds.  The rebellion failed, of course, after a five
weeks' siege of Exeter; and was bloodily revenged, with something of the
savage humour displayed by Jeffreys in punishing a later Western
rebellion.  This part of the business was committed to Sir Anthony
(_alias_ William) Kingston, Knight, a Gloucestershire man, as Provost
Marshal; and "it is memorable what sport he made, by virtue of his office,
upon men in misery."  Here are one or two of his merry conceits, which
read strangely like the jests reported by Herodotus:--

     (1) "One Boyer, Mayor of Bodmin in Cornwall, had been amongst the
     rebels, not willingly, but enforced: to him the Provost sent word he
     would come and dine with him: for whom the Mayor made great
     provision.  A little before dinner, the Provost took the Mayor aside,
     and whispered him in the ear, that an execution must that day be done
     in the town, and therefore required to have a pair of gallows set up
     against dinner should be done.  The Mayor failed not of the charge.
     Presently after dinner the Provost, taking the Mayor by the hand,
     intreated him to lead him where the gallows was, which, when he
     beheld, he asked the Mayor if he thought them to be strong enough.
     'Yes' (said the Mayor),'doubtless they are.'  'Well, then'(said the
     Provost), 'get you up speedily, for they are provided for you.'
     'I hope' (answered the Mayor), 'you mean not as you speak.'
     'In faith' (said the Provost), 'there is no remedy, for you have been
     a busie rebel.'  And so without respite or defence he was hanged to
     death; a most uncourteous part for a guest to offer his host."
     --Sir Rich. Baker, 1641.

     (2) "Near the same place dwelt a Miller, who had been a busie actor
     in that rebellion; who, fearing the approach of the Marshal, told a
     sturdy fellow, his servant, that he had occasion to go from home, and
     therefore bid him, that if any man came to inquire after the miller,
     he should not speak of him, but say that himself was the miller, and
     had been so for three years before.  So the Provost came and called
     for the miller, when out comes the servant and saith he was the man.
     The Provost demanded how long he had kept the mill?  'These three
     years' (answered the servant).  Then the Provost commanded his men to
     lay hold on him and hang him on the next tree.  At this the fellow
     cried out that he was not the miller, but the miller's man.
     'Nay, sir' (said the Provost), 'I will take you at your word, and if
     thou beest the miller, thou art a busie knave; if thou beest not,
     thou art a false lying knave; and howsoever, thou canst never do thy
     master better service than to hang for him'; and so, without more
     ado, he was dispatched."--_Ibid_.

The story of one Mayow, whom Kingston hanged at a tavern signpost in the
town of St. Columb, has a human touch.  "Tradition saith that his crime
was not capital; and therefore his wife was advised by her friends to
hasten to the town after the Marshal and his men, who had him in custody,
and beg his life.  Which accordingly she prepared to do; and to render
herself the more amiable petitioner before the Marshal's eyes, this dame
spent so much time in attiring herself and putting on her French hood,
then in fashion, that her husband was put to death before her arrival."

Such was the revenge wreaked on a population which the English of the day
took so little pains to understand that (as I am informed) in an old
geography book of the days of Elizabeth, Cornwall is described as
'a foreign country on that side of England next to Spain.'


And now that the holiday season is upon us, and the visitor stalks our
narrow streets, perhaps he will not resent a word or two of counsel in
exchange for the unreserved criticism he lavishes upon us.  We are
flattered by his frequent announcement that on the whole he finds us clean
and civil and fairly honest; and respond with the assurance that we are
always pleased to see him so long as he behaves himself.  We, too, have
found him clean and fairly honest; and if we have anything left to desire,
it is only that he will realise, a little more constantly, the extent of
his knowledge of us, and the extent to which his position as a visitor
should qualify his bearing towards us.  I address this hint particularly
to those who make copy out of their wanderings in our midst; and I believe
it has only to be suggested, and it will be at once recognised for true,
that the proper attitude for a visitor in a strange land is one of
modesty.  He may be a person of quite considerable importance in his own
home, even if that home be London; but when he finds himself on strange
soil he may still have a deal to learn from the people who have lived on
that soil for generations, adapted themselves to its conditions and sown
it with memories in which he cannot have a share.

In truth, many of our visitors would seem to suffer from a confusion of
thought.  Possibly the Visitors' Books at hotels and places of public
resort may have fostered this.  Our guest makes a stay of a few weeks in
some spot to which he has been attracted by its natural beauty: he idles
and watches the inhabitants as they go about their daily business; and at
the end he deems it not unbecoming to record his opinion that they are
intelligent, civil, honest, and sober--or the reverse.  He mistakes.
It is _he_ who has been on probation during these weeks--_his_
intelligence, _his_  civility, _his_ honesty, _his_  sobriety.  For my
part, I look forward to a time when Visitors' Books shall record the
impressions which visitors leave behind them, rather than those which they
bear away. For an instance or two:--

     (1) "The Rev. and Mrs. '--', of '--', arrived here in August, 1897,
     and spent six weeks.  We found them clean, and invariably sober and
     polite.  We hope they will come often."

     (2) "Mr. X and his friend Y, from Z, came over here, attired in
     flannels and the well-known blazer of the Tooting Bec Cricket Club.
     They shot gulls in the harbour, and made themselves a public
     nuisance by constant repetition of a tag from a music-hall song,
     with an indecent sub-intention.  Their behaviour towards the young
     women of this town was offensive.  Seen in juxtaposition with the
     natural beauties of this coast, they helped one to realise how small
     a thing  (under certain conditions) is man."

     (3) "Mr. and Mrs. So-and-so and family spent a fortnight here.
     The lady complained that the town was dull, which we (who would have
     the best reason to complain of such a defect) do not admit.
     She announced her opinion in the street, at the top of her voice; and
     expressed annoyance that there should be no band to play of an
     evening.  She should have brought one.  Her husband carried about a
     note-book and asked us questions about our private concerns.
     He brought no letters of introduction, and we do not know his
     business.  The children behaved better."

     (4) "Mr. Blank arrived here on a bicycle, and charmed us with the
     geniality of his address.  We hope to see him again, as he left
     without discharging a number of small debts."

It is, I take it, because the Briton has grown accustomed to invading
other people's countries, that he expects, when travelling, to find a
polite consideration which he does not import.  But the tourist pushes the
expectation altogether too far.  When he arrives at a town which lays
itself out to attract visitors for the sake of the custom they bring, he
has a right to criticise, _if he feel quite sure he is a visitor of the
sort which the town desires_.  This is important: for a town may seek to
attract visitors, and yet be exceedingly unwilling to attract some kinds
of visitors.  But should he choose to plant himself upon a spot where the
inhabitants ask only to go about the ordinary occupations of life in
quietness, it is the height of impertinence to proclaim that the life of
the place does not satisfy his needs.  Most intolerable of all is the
conduct of the uninvited stranger who settles for a year or two in some
quiet town--we suffer a deal from such persons along the south-western
littoral--and starts with the intention of "putting a little 'go' into
it," or, in another of his favourite phrases, of "putting the place to
rights."  Men of this mind are not to be reasoned with; nor is it
necessary that they should be reasoned with.  Only, when the inevitable
reaction is felt, and they begin to lose their temper, I would beg them
not to assume too hastily that the 'natives' have no sense of humour.
All localities have a sense of humour, but it works diversely with them.
A man may even go on for twenty years, despising his neighbours for the
lack of it.  But when the discovery comes, he will be lucky if the
remembrance of it do not wake him up of nights, and keep him writhing in
his bed--that is, if we suppose _him_ to have a sense of humour too.

An aeronaut who had lost his bearings, descending upon some farm labourers
in Suffolk, demanded anxiously where he was.  "Why, don't you know?
You be up in a balloon, bo."  A pedestrian in Cornwall stopped a labourer
returning from work, and asked the way to St.--'.  "And where might
you come from?" the labourer demanded.  "I don't see what affair that is
of yours.  I asked you the way to St. '--'."  "Well then, if you don't
tell us where you be come from, we bain't goin' to tell you the way to
St. '--'" It seems to me that both of these replies contain humour, and
the second a deal of practical wisdom.

The foregoing remarks apply, with very little modification, to those
strangers who take up their residence in Cornwall and, having sojourned
among us for a while without ever penetrating to the confidence of the
people, pass judgment on matters of which, because they were above
learning, knowledge has been denied to them.  A clergyman, dwelling in a
country parish where perhaps he finds himself the one man of education
(as he understands it), is prone enough to make the mistake; yet not more
fatally prone than your Gigadibs, the literary man, who sees his
unliterary (even illiterate) neighbours not as they are, but as a clever
novelist would present them to amuse an upper or middle class reader.
Stevenson (a greater man than Gigadibs) frankly confessed that he could
make nothing of us:--

    "There were no emigrants direct from Europe--save one German family
     and a knot of Cornish miners who kept grimly by themselves, one
     reading the New Testament all day long through steel spectacles, the
     rest discussing privately the secrets of their old-world mysterious
     race.  Lady Hester Stanhope believed she could make something great
     of the Cornish: for my part, I can make nothing of them at all.
     A division of races, older and more original than that of Babel,
     keeps this close esoteric family apart from neighbouring Englishmen.
     Not even a Red Indian seems more foreign in my eyes.  This is one of
     the lessons of travel--that some of the strangest races dwell next
     door to you at home."

This straightforward admission is worth (to my mind) any half-dozen of
novels written about us by 'foreigners' who, starting with the
Mudie-convention and a general sense that we are picturesque, write
commentaries upon what is a sealed book and deal out judgments which are
not only wrong, but wrong with a thoroughness only possible to entire
self-complacency.


And yet . . . It seems to a Cornishman so easy to get at Cornish hearts--
so easy even for a stranger if he will approach them, as they will at once
respond, with that modesty which is the first secret of fine manners.
Some years ago I was privileged to edit a periodical--though short-lived
not wholly unsuccessful--the _Cornish Magazine_.  At the end of each
number we printed a page of 'Cornish Diamonds,' as we called them--scraps
of humour picked up here and there in the Duchy by Cornish correspondents;
and in almost all of them the Cornishman was found gently laughing at
himself; in not one of them (so far as I remember) at the stranger.
Over and over again the jest depended on our small difficulties in making
our own distinctions of thought understood in English.  Here are a few
examples:--

(1)  "Please God," said Aunt Mary Bunny, "if I live till this evenin'
     and all's well I'll send for the doctor."

(2)  "I don't name no names," said Uncle Billy "but Jack Tremenheere's
     the man."

(3)  "I shan't go there nor nowhere else," said old Jane Caddy,
     "I shall go 'long up Redruth."

(4)  "I thought 'twere she, an' she thought 'twere I," said Gracey
     Temby, "but when we come close 'twadn't narry wan o' us."

(5)  A crowd stood on the cliff watching a stranded vessel and the
     lifeboat going out to her.
     "What vessel is it?" asked a late arrival.
     "The _Dennis Lane_."
     "How many be they aboord?"
     "Aw, love and bless 'ee, there's three poor dear sawls and wan old
     Irishman."

(6)  Complainant  (cross-examining defendant's witness): "What colour
     was the horse?"
     "Black."
     "Well, I'm not allowed to contradict you, and I wouldn' for worlds:
     but I say he wasn't."

(7)  A covey of partridges rose out of shot, flew over the hedge, and was
     lost to view.  "Where do you think they've gone?" said the sportsman
     to his keeper.  "There's a man digging potatoes in the next field.
     Ask if he saw them."
     "Aw, that's old Sam Petherick:  he hasna seed 'em, he's hard o'
     hearin'."

(8)  _Schoolmaster_:  "I'm sorry to tell you, Mr. Minards, that your son
     Zebedee is little better than a fool."
     _Parent_:   "Naw, naw, schoolmaster; my Zebedee's no fule; only a bit
     easy to teach."

[I myself know a farmer who approached the head master of a Grammar School
and begged for a reduction in terms: "because," he pleaded, "I know my
son: he's that thick you can get very little into en, and I believe in
payment by results."]

Here we pass from confusion of language into mere confusion of thought,
the classical instance of which is the Mevagissey man who, having been
asked the old question, "If a herring and a half cost three-halfpence, how
many can you buy for a shilling?'" and having given it up and been told
the answer, responded brightly, "Why, o' course!  Darn me, if I wasn'
thinkin' of pilchards!"  I met with a fair Devon rival to this story the
other day in the reported conversation of two farmers discussing the
electric light at Chagford (run by Chagford's lavish water-power).
"It do seem out of reason," said the one, "to make vire out o' watter."
"No," agreed the other, "it don't seem possible: but there,"--after a slow
pause--"'tis butiful water to Chaggyford!"

It was pleasant, while the Magazine lasted, to record these and like
simplicities: and though the voyage was not long, one may recall without
regret its send-off, brave enough in its way:--

          "'WISH 'EE WELL!'

    "The ensign's dipped; the captain takes the wheel.
        'So long!' the pilot waves, and 'Wish 'ee well!'
     Go little craft, and with a home-made keel
     'Mid loftier ships, but with a heart as leal,
        Learn of blue waters and the long sea swell!

    "Through the spring days we built and tackled thee,
        Tested thy timbers, saw thy rigging sound,
     Bent sail, and now put forth unto the sea
     Where those leviathans, the critics, be,
        And other monsters diversely profound.

    "Some bronzed Phoenician with his pigmy freight
        Haply thy herald was, who drave of yore
     Deep-laden from Bolerium by the Strait
     Of Gades, and beside his city's gate
        Chaffered in ingots cast of Cornish ore.

    "So be thou fortunate as thou art bold;
        Fare, little craft, and make the world thy friend:
     And, it may be--when all thy journey's told
     With anchor dropped and tattered canvas rolled,
        And some good won for Cornwall in the end--

    "Thou wilt recall, as best, a lonely beach,
        And a few exiles, to the barter come,
     Who recognised the old West-country speech,
     And touched thee, reverent, whispering each to each--
        'She comes from far--from very far--from home.'"


I have a special reason for remembering _The Cornish Magazine_, because it
so happened that the first number (containing these hopeful verses) was
put into my hands with the morning's letters as I paced the garden below
this Cornish Window, careless of it or of anything but a doctor's verdict
of life or death in the house above.  The verdict was for life. . . .

Years ago as a child I used to devour in that wonderful book _Good Words
for the Young_, the _Lilliput Levee_ and _Lilliput Lyrics_ of the late
William Brighty Rands: and among Rands' lyrics was one upon "The Girl that
Garibaldi kissed."  Of late years Rands has been coming to something like
his own.  His verses have been republished, and that excellent artist Mr.
Charles Robinson has illustrated them.  But I must tell Mr. Robinson that
his portrait of the Girl that Garibaldi kissed does not in the least
resemble her.  I speak with knowledge--I the child who have lived to meet
and know the child whom Garibaldi kissed and blessed as the sailors were
weighing anchor to carry him out of this harbour and away from England.
Wild horses shall not drag from me the name of that young person; because
it happened--well, at an easily discoverable date--and she may not care
for me to proclaim her age (as certainly she does not look it).

    "He bowed to my own daughter,
        And Polly is her name;
     She wore a shirt of slaughter,
        Of Garibaldi flame--

    "Of course I mean of scarlet;
        But the girl he kissed--who knows?--
     May be named Selina Charlotte,
        And dressed in yellow clothes!"

But she isn't; and she wasn't; for she wore a scarlet pelisse as they
handed her up the yacht's side, and the hero took her in his arms.

    "It would be a happy plan
       For everything that's human,
     If the pet of such a man
        Should grow to such a woman!

    "If she does as much in her way
        As he has done in his--
     Turns bad things topsy-turvy,
        And sad things into bliss--

    "O we shall not need a survey
        To find that little miss,
     Grown to a woman worthy
        Of Garibaldi's kiss!"

Doggrel?  Yes, doggrel no doubt!  Let us pass on.


In the early numbers of our _Cornish Magazine_ a host of contributors
(some of them highly distinguished) discussed the question,
'How to develop Cornwall as a holiday resort.'  'How to bedevil it' was, I
fear, our name in the editorial office for this correspondence.  More and
more as the debate went on I found myself out of sympathy with it, and
more and more in sympathy with a lady who raised an indignant protest--

    "Unless Cornishmen look to it, their country will be spoilt before
     they know it.  Already there are signs of it--pitiable signs;
     Not many months ago I visited Tintagel, which is justly one of the
     prides of the Duchy.  The 'swinging seas' are breaking against the
     great cliffs as they broke there centuries ago when Arthur and
     Launcelot and the Knights of the Round Table peopled the place.
     The castle is mostly crumbled away now, but some fraction of its old
     strength still stands to face the Atlantic gales, and to show us how
     walls were built in the grand old days.  In the valley the grass is
     green and the gorse is yellow, and overhead the skies are blue and
     delightful: but facing Arthur's Castle--grinning down, as it were,
     in derision--there is being erected a modern hotel--'built in
     imitation of Arthur's Castle,' as one is told! . . . There is not yet
     a rubbish shoot over the edge of the cliff, but I do not think I am
     wrong in stating that the drainage is brought down into that cove
     where long ago (the story runs) the naked baby Arthur came ashore on
     the great wave!"

In summing up the discussion I confess with shame that I temporised.
It was hard to see one's native country impoverished by the evil days in
which mining (and to a lesser degree, agriculture) had fallen; to see
her population diminishing and her able-bodied sons emigrating by the
thousand.  It is all very pretty for a visitor to tell us that the charm
of Cornwall is its primaeval calm, that it seems to sleep an enchanted
sleep, and so on; but we who inhabit her wish (and not altogether from
mercenary motives) to see her something better than a museum of a dead
past.  I temporised therefore with those who suggested that Cornwall might
yet enrich herself by turning her natural beauty to account: yet even so I
had the sense to add that--

    "Jealous as I am for the beauty of our Duchy, and delighted when
     strangers admire her, I am, if possible, more jealous for the
     character of her sons, and more eager that strangers should respect
     _them_.  And I do see (and hope to be forgiven for seeing it) that a
     people which lays itself out to exploit the stranger and the tourist
     runs an appreciable risk of deterioration in manliness and
     independence.  It may seem a brutal thing to say, but as I had rather
     be poor myself than subservient, so would I liefer see my countrymen
     poor than subservient.  It is not our own boast--we have it on the
     fairly unanimous evidence of all who have visited us--that hitherto
     Cornishmen have been able to combine independence with good manners.
     For Heaven's sake, I say, let us keep that reputation, though at
     great cost!  But let us at the same time face the certainty that,
     when we begin to take pay for entertaining strangers it will be a
     hard reputation to keep.  Were it within human capacity to decide
     between a revival of our ancient industries, fishing and mining, and
     the development of this new business, our decision would be prompt
     enough.  But it is not."

I despaired too soon.  Our industries seem in a fair way to revive, and
with that promise I recognise that even in despair my willingness to
temporise was foolish.  For my punishment--though I helped not to erect
them,--hideous hotels thrust themselves insistently on my sight as I walk
our magnificent northern cliffs, and with the thought of that drain
leading down to Arthur's cove I am haunted by the vision of Merlin erect
above it, and by the memory of Hawker's canorous lines:--

    "He ceased; and all around was dreamy night:
     There stood Dundagel, throned; and the great sea
     Lay, like a strong vassal at his master's gate,
     And, like a drunken giant, sobbed in sleep!"



SEPTEMBER.


IN THE BAG, _August 30th_.

At the village shop you may procure milk, butter, eggs, peppermints,
trowsers, sun-bonnets, marbles, coloured handkerchiefs, and a number of
other necessaries, including the London papers.  But if you wish to pick
and choose, you had better buy trowsers than the London papers; for this
is less likely to bring you into conflict with the lady who owns the shop
and asserts a prior claim on its conveniences.  One of us (I will call him
X) went ashore and asked for a London 'daily.'  "Here's _Lloyd's Weekly
News_ for you," said the lady; "but you can't have the daily, for I
haven't finished reading it myself."  "Very well," said I, when this was
reported; "if I cannot read the news I want, I will turn to and write it."
So I descended to the shop, and asked for a bottle of ink; since, oddly
enough, there was none to be found on board.  The lady produced a bottle
and a pen.  "But I don't want the pen," I objected.  "They go together,"
said she: "Whatever use is a bottle of ink without a pen?"  For the life
of me I could discover no answer to this.  I paid my penny, and on
returning with my purchases to the boat, I propounded the following
questions:--

     (1) _Quaere_.  If, as the lady argued, a bottle of ink be
     useless without a pen, by what process of reasoning did she omit
     a sheet of paper from her pennyworth?

     (2) Suppose that I damage or wear out this pen before exhausting
     the bottle of ink, can she reasonably insist on my taking a
     second bottle as a condition of acquiring a second pen?

     (3) Suppose, on the other hand, that (as I compute) one pen will
     outlast two and a half bottles of ink; that one bottle will
     distil thirty thousand words; and that the late James Anthony
     Froude (who lived close by) drew his supply of writing materials
     from this shop: how many unused pens (at a guess) must that
     distinguished man have accumulated in the process of composing
     his _History of England?_

We sailed into Salcombe on Saturday evening, in a hired yacht of
twenty-eight tons, after beating around the Start and Prawl against a
sou'westerly wind and a strong spring tide.  Now the tide off the Start
has to be studied.  To begin with, it does not coincide in point of time
with the tide inshore.  The flood, or east stream, for instance, only
starts to run there some three hours before it is high water at Salcombe;
but, having started, runs with a vengeance, or, to be more precise, at
something like three knots an hour during the high springs; and the
consequence is a very lively race.  Moreover, the bottom all the way from
Start Point to Bolt Tail is extremely rough and irregular, which means
that some ten or twelve miles of vicious seas can be set going on very
short notice.  Altogether you may spend a few hours here as uncomfortably
as anywhere up or down Channel, with the single exception of Portland
Race.  If you turn aside for Salcombe, there is the bar to be considered;
and Salcombe bar is a danger to be treated with grave respect.  The
_Channel Pilot_ will tell us why:--

    "There is 8 ft. water at L.W. springs on the bar at the entrance,
     but there are patches of 6 feet.  Vessels drawing 20 ft. can
     cross it (_when the sea is smooth_) at H.W. springs, and those
     of 16 ft. at H.W. neaps.  In S. gales there is a breaking, heavy
     sea, and no vessel should then attempt the bar; in moderate S.
     winds vessels may take it at high water."

The bearing of these observations on the present narrative will appear
anon.  For the present, entering Salcombe with plenty of water and a
moderate S.W. breeze, we had nothing to distract our attention from the
beauty of the spot.  I suppose it to be the most imposing river-entrance
on the south coast; perhaps the most imposing on any of the coasts of
Britain.  But being lazy and by habit a shirker of word-painting, I must
have recourse to the description given in Mr. Arthur Underhill's _Our
Silver Streak_, most useful and pleasant of handbooks for yachtsmen
cruising in the Channel:--

    "As we approach Salcombe Head (part of Bolt Head), its
     magnificent form becomes more apparent.  It is said to be about
     four hundred and thirty feet in height, but it looks very much
     more.  Its base is hollowed out into numerous caverns, into
     which the sea dashes, while the profile of the head, often
     rising some forty or fifty feet sheer from the water, slopes
     back at an angle of about forty-five degrees in one long upward
     sweep, broken in the most fantastic way into numerous pinnacles
     and needles, which remind one forcibly of the _aiguilles_ of the
     valley of Chamounix.  I do not think that any headland in the
     Channel is so impressive as this."

As we passed it, its needles stood out darkly against a rare amber sky--
such a glow as is only seen for a brief while before a sunset following
much rain; and it had been raining, off and on, for a week past.
I daresay that to the weatherwise this glow signified yet dirtier weather
in store; but we surrendered ourselves to the charm of the hour.
Unconscious of their doom the little victims played.  We crossed the bar,
sailed past the beautiful house in which Froude spent so many years,
sailed past the little town, rounded a point, saw a long quiet stretch of
river before us, and cast anchor in deep water.  The address at the head
of this paper is no sportive invention of mine.  You may verify it by the
Ordnance Map.  We were in the Bag.

I awoke that night to the hum of wind in the rigging and the patter of
rain on deck.  It blew and rained all the morning, and at noon took a
fresh breath and began to blow viciously.  After luncheon we abandoned our
project of walking to Bolt Head, and chose such books from the cabin
library as might decently excuse an afternoon's siesta.  A scamper of feet
fetched me out of my berth and up on deck.  By this time a small gale was
blowing, and to our slight dismay the boat had dragged her anchors and
carried us up into sight of Kingsbridge.  Luckily our foolish career was
arrested for the moment; and, still more luckily, within handy distance of
a buoy--laid there, I believe, for the use of vessels under quarantine.
We carried out a hawser to this buoy, and waited until the tide should
ease and allow us to warp down to it.  Our next business was with the
peccant anchors.  We had two down--the best anchor and kedge; and supposed
at first that the kedge must have parted.  But a couple of minutes at the
capstan reassured us.  It was the kedge which had been holding us, to the
extent of its small ability.   And the Bag is an excellent anchorage after
all, but not if you happen to get your best anchor foul of its chain.  We
hauled up, cleared, warped down to the buoy; and then, hoisting mizzen and
headsails, cast loose and worked back to our old quarters.


The afternoon's amusement, though exciting enough in its way, was not what
we had come to Salcombe to seek.  And since the weather promised nothing
better, and already a heap of more or less urgent letters must be
gathering dust in the post office at Plymouth, we resolved to beat over
the bar at high water next morning (_this_ morning), and, as Mr. Lang puts
it, 'know the brine salt on our lips, and the large air again': for there
promised to be plenty of both between Bolt Head and the Mewstone.



'Shun delays, they breed remorse,' and 'Time wears all his locks before'
(or, as the Fourth-form boy translated it in pentameter,
"_Tempus habet nullat posteriori comas_").  The fault was mine for wasting
an invaluable hour among the 'shy traffickers' of Salcombe.  By the time
we worked down to the bar the tide had been ebbing for an hour and a half.
The wind still blew strong from the south-west, and the seas on the bar
were not pleasant to contemplate.  Let alone the remoter risk of scraping
on one of the two shallow patches which diversify the west (and only
practicable) side of the entrance, it one of those big fellows happened to
stagger us at the critical moment of 'staying' it would pretty certainly
mean disaster.  Also the yacht (as I began by saying) was a hired one, and
the captain tender about his responsibility.  Rather ignominiously,
therefore, we turned tail; and just as we did so, a handsome sea, arched
and green, the tallest of the lot, applauded our prudence.  All the same,
our professional pride was wounded.  To stay at anchor is one thing: to
weigh and stand for the attempt and then run home again 'hard up,' as a
sailor would say, is quite another.  There was a Greek mariner, the other
day, put on his trial with one or two comrades for murder and mutiny on
the high seas.  They had disapproved of their captain's altering the helm,
and had pitched him incontinently overboard.  On being asked what he had
to say in his defence, the prisoner merely cast up his hands and sobbed,
"Oh, cursed hour in which we put about!"  We recalled this simple but
apposite story.

Having seen to our anchor and helped to snug down the mainsail, I went
below in the very worst of tempers, to find the cabin floor littered with
the contents of a writing-case and a box of mixed biscuits, which had
broken loose in company.  As I stooped to collect the _debris_, this
appeal (type-written) caught my eye:--

    "Dear Sir,--Our paper is contemplating a Symposium of literary
     and eminent men--"

(Observe the distinction.)

   "--On the subject of 'What is your favourite Modern Lyric?' I need
    not say how much interest would attach to the opinion of one
    who," etc.

I put my head up the companion and addressed a friend who was lacing tight
the cover of the mainsail viciously, with the help of his teeth.

"Look here, X," I said.  "What is your favourite Modern Lyric?"

"That one," he answered (still with the lace between his teeth), "which
begins--

    "'Curse the people, blast the people,
     Damn the lower orders!'"

X as a rule calls himself a Liberal-Conservative: but a certain acerbity
of temper may be forgiven in a man who has just assisted (against all his
instincts) in an act of poltroonery.  He explained, too, that it was a
genuine, if loosely remembered, quotation from Ebenezer Elliott, the Corn
Law Rhymer.  "Yet in circumstances of peril," he went on, "and in moments
of depression, you cannot think what sustenance I have derived from those
lines."

"Then you had best send them up," said I, "to the _Daily Post_.
It is conducting a Symposium."

"If two wrongs do not make a right," he answered tartly, "even less will
an assembly of deadly dry persons make something to drink."



That evening, in the cabin, we held a symposium on our own account and in
the proper sense of the term, while the rain drummed on the deck and the
sky-lights.

X said, "The greatest poem written on love during these fifty years--and
we agree to accept love as the highest theme of lyrical poetry--is George
Meredith's _Love in the Valley_.  I say this and decline to argue about
it."

"Nor am I disposed to argue about it," I answered, "for York Powell--peace
to his soul for a great man gone--held that same belief.  In his rooms in
Christ Church, one night while _The Oxford Book of Verse_ was preparing
and I had come to him, as everyone came, for counsel. . . . I take it,
though, that we are not searching for the absolute best but for our own
prime favourite.  You remember what Swinburne says somewhere of Hugo's
_Gastibelza_:--

    "'Gastibelza, l'homme a la carabine,
            Chantait ainsi:
     Quelqu'un a-t-il connu Dona Sabine?
            Quelqu'un d'ici?
     Dansez, chantez, villageois! la nuit gagne
            Le mont Falou--
     Le vent qui vient a travers la montagne
            Me rendra fou!'

"'The song of songs which is Hugo's,' he calls it; and goes on to ask how
often one has chanted or shouted or otherwise declaimed it to himself, on
horseback at full gallop or when swimming at his best as a boy in holiday
time; and how often the matchless music, ardour, pathos of it have not
reduced his own ambition to a sort of rapturous and adoring despair--yes,
and requickened his old delight in it with a new delight in the sense that
he will always have this to rejoice in, to adore, and to recognise as
something beyond the reach of man.  Well, that is the sense in which our
poem should be our favourite poem.  Now, for my part, there's a page or so
of Browning's _Saul_--"

"What do you say to Meredith's _Phoebus with Admetus?_" interrupted X.

I looked up at him quickly, almost shamefacedly.  "Now, how on earth did
you guess--"

X laid down his pipe, stared up at the sky-light, and quoted, almost under
his breath:--

    "'Bulls that walk the pasture in kingly-flashing coats!
     Laurel, ivy, vine, wreath'd for feasts not few!'"


Why is it possible to consider Mr. Meredith--whose total yield of verse
has been so scanty and the most of it so 'harsh and crabbed,' as not only
'dull fools' suppose--beside the great poets who have been his
contemporaries, and to feel no impropriety in the comparison?  That was
the question X and I found ourselves discussing, ten minutes later.

"Because," maintained X, "you feel at once that with Meredith you have
hold of a man.  You know--as surely, for example, as while you are
listening to Handel--that the stuff is masculine, and great at that."

"That is not all the secret," I maintained, "although it gets near to the
secret.  Why is it possible to consider Coleridge alongside of Wordsworth
and Byron, yet feel no impropriety?  Coleridge's yield of verse was
ridiculously scanty beside theirs, and a deal more sensuous than
Wordsworth's, at any rate, and yet more manly, in a sense, than Byron's,
which again was thoroughly manly within the range of emotion?  Why?
Because Coleridge and Meredith both have a philosophy of life: and he who
has a philosophy of life may write little or much; may on the one hand
write _Christabel_ and leave it unfinished and decline upon opium; or may,
on the other hand, be a Browning or a Meredith, and 'keep up his end' (as
the saying is) nobly to the last, and vex us all the while with his
asperities; and yet in both cases be as certainly a masculine poet.
Poetry (as I have been contending all my life) has one right background
and one only: and that background is philosophy.  You say, Coleridge and
Meredith are masculine.  I ask, Why are they masculine?  The answer is,
They have philosophy."

"You are on the old tack again: the old 'to katholoy'!"

"Yes, and am going to hold upon it until we fetch land, so you may e'en
fill another pipe and play the interlocutor. . . . You remember my once
asking why our Jingo poets write such rotten poetry (for that their stuff
is rotten we agreed).  The reason is, they are engaged in mistaking the
part for the whole, and that part a non-essential one; they are setting up
the present potency of Great Britain as a triumphant and insolent
exception to laws which (if we believe in any gods better than anarchy and
chaos) extend at least over all human conduct and may even regulate 'the
most ancient heavens.'  You may remember my expressed contempt for a
recent poem which lauded Henry VIII because--"

    "'He was lustful, he was vengeful, he was hot and hard and proud;
     But he set his England fairly in the sight of all the crowd.'

"--A worse error, to my mind, than Froude's, who merely idolised him for
chastising the clergy.  Well, after our discussion, I asked myself this
question: 'Why do we not as a great Empire-making people,
ruling the world for its good, assassinate the men who oppose us?'
We do not; the idea revolts us.  But why does it revolt us?

"We send our armies to fight, with the certainty (if we think at all) that
we are sending a percentage to be killed.  We recently sent out two
hundred thousand with the sure and certain knowledge that some thousands
must die; and these (we say) were men agonising for a righteous cause.
Why did it not afflict us to send them?--whereas it would have afflicted
us inexpressibly to send a man to end the difficulty by putting a bullet
or a knife into Mr. Kruger, who  _ex hypothesi_ represented an unrighteous
cause, and who certainly was but one man.

"Why?  Because a law above any that regulates the expansion of Great
Britain says, 'That shalt do no murder.'  And that law, that Universal,
takes the knife or the pistol quietly, firmly, out of your hand.  You
send a battalion, with Tom Smith in it, to fight Mr. Kruger's troops; you
know that some of them must in all likelihood perish; but, thank your
stars, you do not know their names.  Tom Smith, as it happens, is killed;
but had you known with absolute certainty that Tom Smith would be killed,
you could not have sent him.  You must have withdrawn him, and substituted
some other fellow concerning whom your prophetic vision was less
uncomfortably definite.  You can kill Tom Smith if he has happened to kill
Bob Jones: you are safe enough then, being able to excuse yourself--how?
By Divine law again (as you understand it).  Divine law says that whoso
sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed--that is to say, by
you: so you can run under cover and hang Tom Smith.  But when Divine law
does not protect you, you are powerless.  At the most you can send him off
to take his ten-to-one chance in a battalion, and when you read his name
in the returns, come mincing up to God and say: 'So poor old Tom's gone!
How the deuce was _I_ to know?'

"I say nothing of the cowardice of this, though it smells to Heaven.  I
merely point out that this law 'Thou shalt do no murder'--this Universal--
must be a tremendous one, since even you, my fine swashbuckling,
Empire-making hero, are so much afraid of it that you cannot send even a
Reservist to death without throwing the responsibility on luck--_nos te,
nos facimus, Fortuna, deam_--and have not even the nerve, without its
sanction, to stick a knife into an old man whom you accuse as the wicked
cause of all this bloodshed.  If you believed in your accusations, why
couldn't you do it?  Because a universal law forbade you, and one you have
to believe in, truculent Jingo though you be.  Why, consider this; your
poets are hymning King Edward the Seventh as the greatest man on earth,
and yet, if he might possess all Africa to-morrow at the expense of
signing the death-warrant of one innocent man who opposed that possession,
he could not write his name.  His hand would fall numb.  Such power above
kings has the Universal, though silly poets insult it who should be its
servants.

"Now of all the differences between men and women there is none more
radical than this: that a man naturally loves law, whereas a woman
naturally hates it and never sees a law without casting about for some way
of dodging it.  Laws, universals, general propositions--her instinct with
all of them is to get off by wheedling the judge.  So, if you want a test
for a masculine poet, examine first whether or no he understands the
Universe as a thing of law and order."

"Then, by your own test, Kipling--the Jingo Kipling--is a most masculine
poet, since he talks of little else."

"I will answer you, although I believe you are not serious.  At present
Mr. Kipling's mind, in search of a philosophy, plays with the
contemplation of a world reduced to law and order; the law and order being
such as universal British rule would impose.  There might be many worse
worlds than a world so ruled, and in verse the prospect can be made to
look fair enough:--"

    "'Keep ye the Law--be swift in all obedience--
     Clear the land of evil, drive the road and bridge the ford.
        Make ye sure to each his own
        That he reap where he hath sown;
     By the peace among Our peoples let men know we serve the Lord!'

"Clean and wholesome teaching it seems, persuading civilised men that, as
they are strong, so the obligation rests on them to set the world in
order, carry tillage into its wildernesses, and clean up its bloodstained
corners.  Yet as a political philosophy it lacks the first of all
essentials, and as Mr. Kipling develops it we begin to detect the flaw in
the system:--

    "'The 'eathen in 'is blindness bows down to wood and stone;
     'E don't obey no orders unless they is his own;
     'E keeps 'is side-arms awful: 'e leaves 'em all about,
     An' then comes up the regiment an' pokes the 'eathen out.
        All along o' dirtiness, all along o' mess,
        All along o' doin' things rather-more-or-less.
                                          Etc.'

"What is wrong with this?  Why, simply that it leaves Justice altogether
out of account.  The system has no room for it; even as it has no room for
clemency, mansuetude; forbearance towards the weak.  My next-door
neighbour may keep his children in rags and his house in dirt, may be a
loose liver with a frantically foolish religious creed; but all this does
not justify me in taking possession of his house, and either poking him
out or making him a serf on his own hearthstone.  If there be such a thing
as universal justice, then all men have their rights under it--even
verminous persons.  We are obliged to put constraint upon them when their
habits afflict us beyond a certain point.  And civilised nations are
obliged to put constraint upon uncivilised ones which shock their moral
sense beyond a certain point--as by cannibalism or human sacrifice.  But
such interference should stand upon a nice sense of the offender's rights,
and in practice does so stand.  The custom of polygamy, for instance (as
practised abroad), horribly offends quite a large majority of His
Majesty's lieges; yet Great Britain tolerates polygamy even in her own
subject races.  Neither polygamy nor uncleanliness can be held any just
excuse for turning a nation out of its possessions.

"And another reason for insisting upon the strictest reading of justice in
these dealings between nations is the temptation which the least laxity
offers to the stronger--a temptation which Press and Pulpit made no
pretence of resisting during the late war.  'We are better than they,' was
the cry; 'we are cleanlier, less ignorant; we have arts and a literature,
whereas they have none; we make for progress and enlightenment, while they
are absurdly conservative, if not retrogressive.  Therefore the world will
be the better by our annexing their land, and substituting our government
for theirs.  Therefore our cause, too, is the juster.'  But therefore it
is nothing of the sort.  A dirty man may be in the right, and a clean man
in the wrong; an ungodly man in the right, and a godly man in the wrong;
and the most specious and well-intentioned system which allows justice to
be confused with something else will allow it to be stretched, even by
well-meaning persons, to cover theft, lying and flat piracy.

"Are you trying to prove," demanded X, "that Mr. Kipling is a feminine
poet?"

"No, but I am about to bring you to the conclusion that in his worse mood
he is a sham-masculine one.  The 'Recessional' proves that, man of genius
that he is, he rises to a conception of Universal Law.  But too often he
is trying to dodge it with sham law.  A woman would not appeal to law at
all: she would boldly take her stand on lawlessness.  He, being an
undoubted but misguided man, has to find some other way out; so he takes a
twopenny-halfpenny code as the mood seizes him--be it the code of a
barrack or of a Johannesburg Jew--and hymns it lustily against the
universal code: and the pity and the sin of it is that now and then by
flashes--as in 'The Tale of Purun Bhagat'--he sees the truth.

"You remember the figure of the Cave which Socrates invented and explained
to Glaucon in Plato's 'Republic'?  He imagined men seated in a den which
has its mouth open to the light, but their faces are turned to the wall of
the den, and they sit with necks and legs chained so that they cannot
move.  Behind them, and between them and the light, runs a raised way with
a low wall along it, 'like the screen over which marionette-players show
their puppets.'  Along this wall pass men carrying all sorts of vessels
and statues and figures of animals.  Some are talking, others silent; and
as the procession goes by the chained prisoners see only the shadows
passing across the rock in front of them, and, hearing the voices echoed
from it, suppose that the sound comes from the shadows.

"To explain the fascination of Mr. Kipling's verse one might take this
famous picture and make one fearsome addition to it.  There sits (one
might go on to say) among the prisoners a young man different from them in
voice and terribly different to look upon, because he has two pairs of
eyes, the one turned towards the light and realities, the other towards
the rock-face and the shadows.  Using, now one, now the other of these two
pairs of eyes, he never knows with which at the moment he is gazing,
whether on the realities or on the shadows, but always supposes what he
sees at the moment to be the realities, and calls them 'Things as They
Are.'  Further, his lips have been touched with the glory of the greater
vision, and he speaks enchantingly when he discourses of the shadows on
the rock, thereby deepening the delusion of the other prisoners whom his
genius has played the crimp to, enticing them into the den and hocussing
and chaining them there.  For, seeing the shadows pass to the
interpretation of such a voice, they are satisfied that they indeed behold
Things as They Are, and that these are the only things worth knowing.

"The tragedy of it lies in this, that Mr. Kipling in his greater moments
cannot help but see that he, with every inspired singer, is by right the
prophet of a law and order compared with which all the majestic law and
order of the British Empire are but rags and trumpery:--"

    "'I ha' harpit ye up to the throne o' God,
        I ha' harpit your midmost soul in three;
     I ha' harpit ye down to the Hinges o' Hell,
        And--ye--would--make--a Knight o' me!'"


"Not long ago an interviewer called on Mr. Meredith, and brought away this
for his pains:--

    "'I suppose I should regard myself as getting old--I am
     seventy-four.  But I do not feel to be growing old either in
     heart or mind.  I still look on life with a young man's eye.
     I have always hoped I should not grow old as some do--with a
     palsied intellect, living backwards, regarding other people as
     anachronisms because they themselves have lived on into other
     times, and left their sympathies behind them with their years.'

"He never will.  He will always preserve the strength of manhood in his
work because hope, the salt of manhood, is the savour of all his
philosophy.  When I think of his work as a whole--his novels and poems
together--this confession of his appears to me, not indeed to summarise
it--for it is far too multifarious and complex--but to say the first and
the last word upon it.  In poem and in novel he puts a solemnity of his
own into the warning, _ne tu pueri contempseris annos_.  He has never
grown old, because his hopes are set on the young; and his dearest wish,
for those who can read beneath his printed word, is to leave the world not
worse, but so much the better as a man may, for the generations to come
after him.  To him this is 'the cry of the conscience of life':--"

    "'Keep the young generations in hail,
     And bequeath them no tumbled house.'

"To him this is at once a duty and a 'sustainment supreme,' and perhaps
the bitterest words this master of Comedy has written are for the seniors
of the race who--

                  "'On their last plank,
     Pass mumbling it as nature's final page,'

"And cramp the young with their rules of 'wisdom,' lest, as he says
scornfully:--

    "'Lest dreaded change, long dammed by dull decay,
     Should bring the world a vessel steered by brain,
     And ancients musical at close of day.'

"'Earth loves her young,' begins his next sonnet:--

    "'Her gabbling grey she eyes askant, nor treads
     The ways they walk; by what they speak oppressed.'

"But his conviction, if here for a moment it discharges gall, is usually
cheerful with the cheerfulness of health.  Sometimes he consciously
expounds it; oftener he leaves you to seek and find it, but always (I
believe) you will find this happy hope in youth at the base of everything
he writes.

"The next thing to be noted is that he does not hope in youth because it
is a period of license and waywardness, but because it is a period of
imagination--

    "'Days, when the ball of our vision
     Had eagles that flew unabashed to sun,'

"And because it therefore has a better chance of grasping what is Universal
than has the prudential wisdom of age which contracts its eye to
particulars and keeps it alert for social pitfalls--the kind of wisdom
seen at its best (but its best never made a hero) in Bubb Doddington's
verses:--

    "'Love thy country, wish it well,
        _Not with too intense a care_;
     'Tis enough that, when it fell,
        Thou its ruin didst not share.'

"Admirable caution!  Now contrast it for a moment with, let us say, the
silly quixotic figure of Horatius with the broken bridge behind him:--

    "'Round turned he, as not deigning
       Those craven ranks to see:
     Nought spake he to Lars Porsena,
       To Sextus nought spake he;
     But he saw on Palatinus
       The white porch of his home--'

"I protest I have no heart to go on with the quotation: so unpopular is
its author, just now, and so certainly its boyish heroism calls back the
boyish tears to my eyes.  Well, this boyish vision is what Mr. Meredith
chooses to trust rather than Bubb Doddington's, and he trusts it as being
the likelier to apprehend universal truths: he believes that Horatius with
an army in front and a broken bridge behind him was a nobler figure than
Bubb Doddington wishing his country well but not with too intense a care;
and not only nobler but--this is the point--more obedient to divine law,
more expressive of that which man was meant to be.  If Mr. Meredith trusts
youth, it is as a time of imagination; and if he trusts imagination, it is
as a faculty for apprehending the Universal in life--that is to say, a
divine law behind its shows and simulacra.

"In 'The Empty Purse' you will find him instructing youth towards this
law; but that there may be no doubt of his own belief in it, as an order
not only controlling men but overriding angels and demons, first consider
his famous sonnet, 'Lucifer in Starlight'--to my thinking one of the
finest in our language:--

    "'On a starred night Prince Lucifer uprose.
        Tired of his dark dominion swung the fiend
        Above the rolling ball in cloud part screened,
     Where sinners hugged their spectre of repose.
     Poor prey to his hot fit of pride were those.
        And now upon his western wing he leaned,
        Now his huge bulk o'er Afric's sands careened,
     Now the black planet shadowed Arctic snows.
        Soaring through wider zones that pricked his scars
           With memory of the old revolt from Awe,
        He reached a middle height, and at the stars,
     Which are the brain of Heaven, he looked, and sank.
     Around the ancient track marched, rank on rank,
        The army of unalterable law.'"


"Suppose my contention--that poetry should concern itself with
universals--to be admitted: suppose we all agreed that Poetry is an
expression of the universal element in human life, that (as Shelley puts
it) 'a poem is the very image of life expressed in its eternal truth.'
There remains a question quite as important: and that is, How to recognise
the Universal when we see it?  We may talk of a Divine law, or a Divine
order--call it what we will--which regulates the lives of us poor men no
less than the motions of the stars, and binds the whole universe, high and
low, into one system: and we may have arrived at the blessed wish to
conform with this law rather than to strive and kick against the pricks
and waste our short time in petulant rebellion.  So far, so good: but how
are we to know the law?  How, with the best will in the world, are we to
distinguish order from disorder?  What assurance have we, after striving
to bring ourselves into obedience, that we have succeeded?  We may agree,
for example, with Wordsworth that Duty is a stern daughter of the Voice of
God, and that through Duty 'the most ancient heavens,' no less than we
ourselves, are kept fresh and strong.  But can we always discern this
Universal, this Duty?  What is the criterion?  And what, when we have
chosen, is the sanction of our choice?

"A number of honest people will promptly refer us to revealed religion.
'Take (they say) your revealed religion on faith, and there you have the
law and the prophets, and your universals set out for you, and your
principles of conduct laid down.  What more do you want?'

"To this I answer, 'We are human, and we need also the testimony of
Poetry; and the priceless value of poetry for us lies in this, that it
does _not_ echo the Gospel like a parrot.  If it did, it would be servile,
superfluous.  It is ministerial and useful because it approaches truth by
another path.  It does not say ditto to Mr. Burke--it corroborates.  And
it corroborates precisely because it does not say ditto, but employs a
natural process of its own which it employed before ever Christianity was
revealed.  You may decide that religion is enough for you, and that you
have no need of poetry; but if you have any intelligent need of poetry it
will be because poetry, though it end in the same conclusions, reaches
them by another and separate path.

"Now (as I understand him) Mr. Meredith connects man with the Universal,
and teaches him to arrive at it and recognise it by strongly reminding him
that he is a child of Earth.  'You are amenable,' he says in effect, 'to a
law which all the firmament obeys.  But in all that firmament you are tied
to one planet, which we call Earth.  If therefore you would apprehend the
law, study your mother, Earth, which also obeys it.  Search out her
operations; honour your mother as legitimate children, and let your honour
be the highest you can pay--that of making yourself docile to her
teaching.  So will you stand the best chance, the only likely chance, of
living in harmony with that Will which over-arches Earth and us all.'

"In this doctrine Mr. Meredith believes passionately; so let there
be no mistake about the thoroughness with which he preaches it.
Even prayer, he tells us in one of his novels, is most useful when like a
fountain it falls back and draws refreshment from earth for a new spring
heavenward:--

    "'And there vitality, there, there solely in song
        Besides, where earth and her uses to men, their needs,
     Their forceful cravings, the theme are: there is it strong,
        The Master said: and the studious eye that reads,
     (Yea, even as earth to the crown of Gods on the mount),
        In links divine with the lyrical tongue is bound.
     Pursue thy craft: it is music drawn of the fount
        To spring perennial; well-spring is common ground.'

"And it follows that to one who believes in the teaching of earth so
whole-heartedly earth is not a painted back-cloth for man to strut against
and attitudinise, but a birth-place from which he cannot escape, and in
relation with which he must be considered, and must consider himself, on
pain of becoming absurd.  Even:

    "'His cry to heaven is a cry to her
     He would evade.'

"She is a stern mother, be it understood, no coddling one:--

    "'He may entreat, aspire,
     He may despair, and she has never heed,
     She, drinking his warm sweat, will soothe his need,
     Not his desire.'

"When we neglect or misread her lessons, she punishes; at the best, she
offers no fat rewards to the senses, but--

    "'The sense of large charity over the land;
     Earth's wheaten of wisdom dispensed in the rough,
     And a bell ringing thanks for a sustenance meal.'

"('Lean fare,' as the poet observes; and unpalatable, for instance, to our
Members of Parliament, to whom our Mr. Balfour one evening paid the
highest compliment within their range of apprehension by assuming that
quite a large number of them could write cheques for 69,000 pounds without
inconvenience.) At the best, too, she offers, with the loss of things we
have desired, a serene fortitude to endure their loss:--

    "'Love born of knowledge, love that gains
        Vitality as Earth it mates,
     The meaning of the Pleasures, Pains,
        The Life, the Death, illuminates.

    "'For love we Earth, then serve we all;
       Her mystic secret then is ours:
     We fall, or view our treasures fall,
       Unclouded--as beholds her flowers

    "'Earth, from a night of frosty wreck,
        Enrobed in morning's mounted fire,
      When lowly, with a broken neck,
        The crocus lays her cheek to mire.'

"But at least it is the true milk for man that she distils--

    "'From her heaved breast of sacred common mould';

"The breast (to quote from another poem)--

    "'Which is his well of strength, his home of rest,
     And fair to scan.'

"And so Mr. Meredith, having diagnosed our disease, which is Self--
our 'distempered devil of Self,' gluttonous of its own enjoyments and
therefore necessarily a foe to law, which rests on temperance and
self-control--walks among men like his own wise physician, Melampus, with
eyes that search the book of Nature closely, as well for love of her as to
discover and extract her healing secrets.

    "'With love exceeding a simple love of the things
        That glide in grasses and rubble of woody wreck;
     Or change their perch on a beat of quivering wings
        From branch to branch, only restful to pipe and peck;
     Or, bristled, curl at a touch their snouts in a ball;
        Or cast their web between bramble and thorny hook;
     The good physician Melampus, loving them all,
        Among them walked, as a scholar who reads a book.

    "'For him the woods were a home and gave him the key
        Of knowledge, thirst for their treasures in herbs and
          flowers.
     The secrets held by the creatures nearer than we
        To earth he sought, and the link of their life with
           ours. . . .'

"Here by another road we come to a teaching which is also the Gospels':
that to apprehend the highest truth one must have a mind of extreme
humility.  'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth,'
'Neither shall they say, Lo here! or Lo there! for behold the kingdom of
God is within you,' 'And He took a little child and set him in the midst
of them,' &c.  Poetry cannot make these sayings any truer than they are,
but it can illuminate for us the depths of their truth, and so (be it
humbly said) can help their acceptance by man.  If they come down from
heaven, derived from arguments too high for his ken, poetry confirms them
by arguments taken from his own earth, instructing him the while to read
it as--

    "'An Earth alive with meanings, wherein meet
     Buried, and breathing, and to be,'

"And teaching him, 'made lowly wise,' that the truth of the highest heavens
lies scattered about his feet.

    "'Melampus dwelt among men, physician and sage,
        He served them, loving them, healing them; sick or maimed,
     Or them that frenzied in some delirious rage
        Outran the measure, his juice of the woods reclaimed.
     He played on men, as his master Phoebus on strings
        Melodious: as the God did he drive and check,
     Through love exceeding a simple love of the things
        That glide in grasses and rubble of woody wreck.'

"I think, if we consider the essence of this teaching, we shall have no
difficulty now in understanding why Mr. Meredith's hopes harp so
persistently on the 'young generations,' why our duty to them is to him
'the cry of the conscience of life,' or why, as he studies Earth, he
maintains that--

                  "'Deepest at her springs,
     Most filial, is an eye to love her young.'"


"But Meredith, if a true poet, is also and undeniably a hard one: and a
poet must not only preach but persuade.  'He dooth not only show the way,'
says Sidney, 'but giveth so sweet a prospect into the way as will intice
any man to enter into it.'

"Here, my dear X, I lay hands on you and drag you in as the Conscientious
Objector.  'How?' you will ask.  'Is not the plain truth good enough for
men?  And if poetry must win acceptance for her by beautiful adornments,
alluring images, captivating music, is there not something deceptive in
the business, even if it be not downright dishonest?'  Well, I think you
have a right to be answered."

"Thank you," said X.

"And I don't think you are convincingly answered by Keats'--

    "'Beauty is truth, truth beauty--that is all
     Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.'

"With all respect to the poet, we don't know it; and if we did it would
come a long way short of all we need to know.  The Conscientious Objector
will none the less maintain that truth and beauty have never been
recognised as identical, and that, in practice, to employ their names as
convertible terms would lead to no end of confusion.  I like the man (you
will be glad to hear), because on an important subject he will be
satisfied with nothing less than clear thinking.  My own suspicion is
that, when we have yielded him the inquiry which is his due into the
relations between truth and beauty, we shall discover that spiritual
truth--with which alone poetry concerns itself--is less a matter of
ascertained facts than of ascertained harmonies, and that these harmonies
are incapable of being expressed otherwise than in beautiful terms.
But pending our inquiry (which must be a long one) let us put to the
objector a practical question: 'What forbids a man, who has the truth to
tell, from putting it as persuasively as possible?  Were not the truths of
the Gospel conveyed in parables?  And is their truth diminished because
these parables are exquisite in form and in language?  Will you only
commend persuasiveness in a sophist who engages to make the worst argument
appear the better, and condemn it in a teacher who employs it to enforce
truth?'  The question, surely, is answered as soon as we have asked it.

"And the further particular question, Is Mr. Meredith a persuasive poet?
will be answered as promptly by us.  He can be--let us grant--a plaguily
forbidding one.  His philosophy is not easy; yet it seems to me a deal
easier than many of his single verses.  I hope humbly, for instance, one
of these days, to discover what is meant by such a verse as this:--

    "'Thou animatest ancient tales,
        To prove our world of linear seed;
     Thy very virtue now assails
        A tempter to mislead.'

"Faint, yet pursuing, I hope; but I must admit that such writing does not
obviously allure, that it rather dejects the student by the difficulty of
finding a stool to sit down and be stoical on.  'Nay,' to parody Sidney,
'he dooth as if your journey should lye through a fayre Vineyard, at the
first give you a handful of nuts, forgetting the nut-crackers.'  He is, in
short, half his time forbiddingly difficult, and at times to all
appearance so deliberately and yet so wantonly difficult, that you wonder
what on earth you came out to pursue and why you should be tearing your
flesh in these thickets.

"And then you remember the swinging cadences of 'Love in the Valley'
--the loveliest love-song of its century.   Who can forget it?

    "'Lovely are the curves of the white owl sweeping
        Wavy in the dusk lit by one large star,
     Lone on the fir-branch, his rattle-note unvaried,
        Brooding o'er the gloom, spins the brown evejar.
     Darker grows the valley, more and more forgetting;
        So were it with me if forgetting could be willed.
     Tell the grassy hollow that holds the bubbling well-spring,
        Tell it to forget the source that keeps it filled.'

"And you swear that no thickets can be so dense but you will wrestle
through them in the hope of hearing that voice again, or even an echo of
it.

"'Melampus,' 'The Nuptials of Attila,' 'The Day of the Daughter of Hades,'
'The Empty Purse,' 'Jump-to-Glory Jane,' and the splendid 'Phoebus with
Admetus'--you come back to each again and again, compelled by the wizardry
of single lines and by a certain separate glamour which hangs about each
of them.  Each of them is remembered by you as in its own way a superb
performance; lines here and there so haunt you with their beauty that you
must go back and read the whole poem over for the sake of them.  Other
lines you boggle over, and yet cannot forget them; you hope to like them
better at the next reading; you re-read, and wish them away, yet find
them, liked or disliked, so embedded in your memory that you cannot do
without them.  Take, for instance, the last stanza of 'Phoebus with
Admetus':--

    "'You with shelly horns, rams! and promontory goats,
        You whose browsing beards dip in coldest dew!
     Bulls that walk the pasture in kingly-flashing coats!
        Laurel, ivy, vine, wreathed for feasts not few!
     You that build the shade-roof, and you that court the rays,
        You that leap besprinkling the rock stream-rent;
     He has been our fellow, the morning of our days;
        Us he chose for house-mates, and this way went.'

"The first thing that made this stanza unforgettable was the glorious
third line: almost as soon 'promontory goats' fastened itself on memory;
and almost as soon the last two lines were perceived to be excellent, and
the fourth also.  These enforced you, for the pleasure of recalling them,
to recall the whole, and so of necessity to be hospitably minded toward
the fifth and sixth lines, which at first repelled as being too obscurely
and almost fantastically expressed.  Having once passed it in, I find 'You
that leap besprinkling the rock stream-rent,' with its delicate labial
pause and its delicate consonantal chime, one of the most fascinating
lines in the stanza.  And since, after being the hardest of all to admit,
it has become one of the best liked, I am forced in fairness to ask myself
if hundreds of lines of Mr. Meredith's which now seem crabbed or fantastic
may not justify themselves after many readings.

"The greatest mistake, at all events, is to suppose him ignorant or
careless of the persuasiveness which lies in technical skill; though we
can hardly be surprised that he has not escaped a charge which was freely
brought against Browning, than whom, perhaps, no single poet was ever more
untiring in technical experiment.  Every poem of Browning's is an
experiment--sometimes successful, sometimes not--in wedding sense with
metre; and so is every poem of Mr. Meredith's (he has even attempted
galliambics), though he cannot emulate Browning's range.  But he, too, has
had his amazing successes--in the long, swooping lines of 'Love in the
Valley':--

    "'Shy as the squirrel and wayward as the swallow,
        Swift as the swallow along the river's light,
     Circleting the surface to meet his mirrored winglets,
        Fleeter she seems in her stay than in her flight.'

"--In the 'Young Princess,' the stanzas of which are a din of
nightingales' voices; in 'The Woods of Westermain' and 'The Nuptials of
Attila,' where the ear awaits the burthen, as the sense awaits the horror,
of the song, and the poet holds back both, increasing the painful
expectancy; or in the hammered measure of 'Phoebus with Admetus'--a real
triumph.  Of each of these metres you have to admit at once that it is
strange and arresting, and that you cannot conceive the poem written in
any other.  And, as I have said, their very asperities tend, with
repetition, to pass into beauties.

"But, in the end, he is remembered best for his philosophy, as the poet
who tells us to have courage and trust in nature, that thereby we may
attain whatever heaven may be.  'Neither shall they say, Lo, here! or Lo,
there! for behold the kingdom of heaven is within you'--yes, and hell,
too, Mr. Meredith wants us:--

                    "'In tragic life, God wot,
     No villain need be!  Passions spin the plot:
     We are betrayed by what is false within.'

"So, again, in 'The Woods of Westermain,' we are warned that the worst
betrayal for man lies in the cowardice of his own soul:--

    "'But have care.
     In yourself may lurk the trap.'

"Are you at heart a poltroon or a palterer, cruel, dull, envious, full of
hate?  Then Nature, the mother of the strong and generous, will have no
pity, but will turn and rend you with claws.  'Trust her with your whole
heart,' says Mr. Meredith, 'and go forward courageously until you follow:"

       "'Where never was track
     On the path trod of all.'

"The fight is an ennobling one, when all is said: rejoice in it, because
our children shall use the victory.

                       "'Take stripes or chains;
        Grip at thy standard reviled.
     And what if our body be dashed from the steeps?
        Our spoken in protest remains.
           A younger generation reaps.'"


FROM A CORNISH WINDOW, _Thursday, Sept. 2nd_.


    "Hoist up sail while gale doth last. . . ."

I do not call this very sound advice: but we followed it, and that is the
reason why I am able to send off my monthly packet from the old address.
Also it came very near to being a reason why I had no letter to send.  The
wind blew as obstinately as ever on the Tuesday morning; but this time we
arranged our start more carefully, and beat out over the bar in
comparatively smooth water.  The seas outside were not at all smooth, but
a Newlyn-built boat does not make much account of mere seas, and soon
after midday we dropped anchor in Plymouth Cattewater, and went ashore for
our letters.

We were sworn to reach home next day, and somehow we forgot to study the
barometer, which was doing its best to warn us.  The weather was dirtier
than ever and the wind harder.  But we had grown accustomed to this: and
persuaded ourselves that, once outside of the Rame, we could make a pretty
fetch of it for home and cover the distance at our best speed--which
indeed we did.  But I confess that as we passed beyond the breakwater, and
met the Plymouth trawlers running back for shelter, I began to wonder
rather uneasily how the barometer might be behaving, and even dallied with
the resolution to go below and see.  We were well dressed down, however--
double-reefed mainsail, reefed mizzen, foresail and storm jib--and after
our beating at Salcombe none of us felt inclined to raise the question of
putting back.  There was nothing to hurt, as yet: the boat was shaking off
the water like a duck, and making capital weather of it; we told each
other that once beyond the Rame, with the sea on our quarter, we should do
handsomely.  And the gale--the newspapers called it a hurricane, but it
was merely a gale--waited patiently until we were committed to it.  Half
an hour later we took in the mizzen, and, soon after, the foresail: and
even so, and close-hauled, were abreast of Looe Island just forty-seven
minutes after passing the Rame--nine miles.  For a 28-ton cruiser this
will be allowed to be fair going.  For my own part I could have wished it
faster: not from any desire to break 'records,' but because, should
anything happen to our gear, we were uncomfortably close to a lee-shore,
and the best behaved of boats could not stand up against the incessant
shoreward thrust of the big seas crossing us.  Also, to make matters
worse, the shore itself now and then vanished in the 'dirt.'  On the
whole, therefore, it was not too soon for us that we opened the harbour
and:


          "Saw on Palatinus
     The white porch of our home,"

Though these were three or four times hidden from us by the seas over
which we toppled through the harbour's mouth and into quiet water.
While the sails were stowing I climbed down the ladder and sat in front of
the barometer, and wondered how I should like this sort of thing if I had
to go through it often, for my living.



OCTOBER.


    "Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness. . . ."

I have been planting a perennial border in the garden and consulting,
with serious damage to the temper, a number of the garden-books now in
fashion.  When a man drives at practice--when he desires to know precisely
at what season, in what soil, and at what depth to plant his martagon
lilies, to decide between _Ayrshire Ruga_ and _Fellenberg_ for the pillar
that requires a red rose, to fix the right proportion of sand and
leaf-mould to suit his carnations--when 'his only plot' is to plant the
bergamot--he resents being fobbed off with prattle:--

    "My squills make a brave show this morning, and the little petticoated
     Narcissus Cyclamineus in the lower rock-garden (surely Narcissus
     ought to have been a girl!) begins to 'take the winds of March with
     beauty.'  I am expecting visitors, and hope that mulching will
     benefit the Yellow Pottebakkers, which I don't want to flower before
     Billy comes home from school," etc.

But the other day, in 'The Garden's Story,' by Mr. George H. Ellwanger,
I came upon a piece of literary criticism which gave me a pleasurable
pause in my search for quite other information.  Mr. Ellwanger, a great
American gardener, has observed that our poets usually sing of autumn in a
minor key, which startles an American who, while accustomed to our
language, cannot suit this mournfulness with the still air and sunshine
and glowing colour of his own autumn.  With us, as he notes, autumn is a
dank, sodden season, bleak or shivering.  'The sugar and scarlet maple,
the dogwood and sumac, are wanting to impart their warmth of colour; and
St. Martin's summer somehow fails to shed a cheerful influence' comparable
with that of the Indian summer over there.  The Virginia creeper which
reddens our Oxford walls so magnificently in October is an importation of
no very long standing--old enough to be accepted as a feature of the
place, not yet old enough to be inseparably connected with it in song.
Yet--

    "Of all odes to autumn, Keats's, I believe, is most universally
     admired.  This might almost answer to our own fall of the leaf,
     and is far less sombre than many apostrophes to the season that occur
     throughout English verse."

From this Mr. Ellwanger proceeds to compare Keats's with the wonderful
'Ode to Autumn' which Hood wrote in 1823 (each ode, by the way, belongs to
its author's twenty-fourth year), less perfect, to be sure, and far less
obedient to form, but with lines so haunting and images so full of beauty
that they do not suffer in the comparison.  Listen to the magnificent
opening:--

    "I saw old Autumn in the misty morn
        Stand shadowless like Silence, listening
        To silence, for no lonely bird would sing
     Into his hollow ear from woods forlorn,
     Nor lonely hedge, nor solitary thorn. . . ."

I had never (to my shame) thought of comparing the two odes until Mr.
Ellwanger invited me.  He notes the felicitous use of the O-sounds
throughout Hood's ode, and points out, shrewdly as correctly, that the two
poets were contemplating two different stages of autumn.  Keats, more
sensuous, dwells on the stage of mellow fruitfulness, and writes of late
October at the latest.  Hood's poem lies close 'on the birth of trembling
winter': he sings more austerely of November's desolation:--

    "Where is the pride of Summer--the green prime--
        The many, many leaves all twinkling?--Three
     On the moss'd elm; three on the naked lime
        Trembling,--and one upon the old oak tree!
           Where is the Dryad's immortality?
     Gone into mournful cypress and dark yew,
     Or wearing the long gloomy Winter through
        In the smooth holly's green eternity.

    "The squirrel gloats o'er his accomplished hoard,
     The ants have brimm'd their garners with ripe grain,
           And honey bees have stored
     The sweets of summer in their luscious cells;
     The swallows all have wing'd across the main;
     But here the Autumn melancholy dwells,
           And sighs her tearful spells
     Amongst the sunless shadows of the plain.
           Alone, alone
           Upon a mossy stone
     She sits and reckons up the dead and gone
     With the last leaves for a love-rosary. . . ."

The last image involves a change of sex in personified Autumn: an
awkwardness, I allow.  But if the awkwardness of the change can be
excused, Hood's lines excuse it:--

    "O go and sit with her and be o'er-shaded
        Under the languid downfall of her hair;
     She wears a coronal of flowers faded
        Upon her forehead, and a face of care;
     There is enough of wither'd everywhere
     To make her bower,--and enough of gloom. . . ."


In spite of its ambiguity of sex and in spite of its irregular metre,
I find, with Mr. Ellwanger, more force of poetry in Hood's ode than in
Keats's; and this in spite of one's prejudice in favour of the greater
poet.  It came on me with a small shock therefore to find that
Mr. Bridges, in his already famous Essay on Keats, ranks 'Autumn' as the
very best of all Keats's Odes.

Now whether one agrees with him or not, there is no loose talk in Mr.
Bridges's criticism.  He tells us precisely why he prefers this poem to
that other: and such definiteness in critical writing is not only useful
in itself but perhaps the severest test of a critic's quality.  No task
can well be harder than to take a poem, a stanza, or a line, to decide
"Just here lies the strength, the charm; or just here the looseness, the
defect."  In any but the strongest hands these methods ensure mere
niggling ingenuity, in which all appreciation of the broader purposes of
the author--of Aristotle's 'universal'--disappears, while the critic
reveals himself as an industrious pick-thank person concerned with matters
of slight and secondary importance.  But if well conducted such criticism
has a particular value.  As Mr. Bridges says:--

    "If my criticism should seem sometimes harsh, that is, I believe, due
     to its being given in plain terms, a manner which I prefer, because
     by obliging the writer to say definitely what he means, it makes his
     mistakes easier to point out, and in this way the true business of
     criticism may be advanced; nor do I know that, in a work of this
     sort, criticism has any better function than to discriminate between
     the faults and merits of the best art:  for it commonly happens, when
     any great artist comes to be generally admired, that his faults,
     being graced by his excellences, are confounded with them in the
     popular judgment, and being easy of imitation, are the points of his
     work which are most liable to be copied."

Further, Mr. Bridges leaves us in no doubt that he considers the Odes to
be in many respects the most important division of Keats's poetry.
"Had Keats," he says, "left us only his Odes, his rank among the poets
would be not lower than it is, for they have stood apart in literature, at
least the six most famous of them."

These famous six are: (1) 'Psyche,' (2) 'Melancholy,' (3) 'Nightingale,'
(4) 'Grecian Urn,' (5) 'Indolence,' (6) 'Autumn'; and Mr. Bridges is not
content until he has them arranged in a hierarchy.  He draws up a list in
order of merit, and in it gives first place--'for its perfection'--to
'Autumn':--

    "This is always reckoned among the faultless masterpieces of English
     poetry; and unless it be objected as a slight blemish that the words
     'Think not of them' in the second line of the third stanza are
     somewhat awkwardly addressed to a personification of Autumn, I do not
     know that any sort of fault can be found in it."

But though 'Autumn' (1) is best as a whole, the 'Nightingale' (2)
altogether beats it in splendour and intensity of mood; and, after
pointing out its defects, Mr. Bridges confesses, "I could not name any
English poem of the same length which contains so much beauty as this
ode."  Still, it takes second place, and next comes 'Melancholy' (3).
"The perception in this ode is profound, and no doubt experienced;" but in
spite of its great beauty "it does not hit so hard as one would expect.
I do not know whether this is due to a false note towards the end of the
second stanza, or to a disagreement between the second and third stanzas."
Next in order come 'Psyche' (4) and, disputing place with it, the
'Grecian Urn' (5).  'Indolence' (6) closes the procession; and I dare say
few will dispute her title to the last place.

But with these six odes we must rank (a) the fragment of the 'May Ode,'
immortal on account of the famous passage of inimitable beauty descriptive
of the Greek poets--

    "'Leaving great verse unto a little clan.'"--

And (b) (c) the Odes to 'Pan' and to 'Sorrow' from 'Endymion.'  Of the
latter Mr. Sidney Colvin has written:--

    "His later and more famous lyrics, though they are free from the
     faults and immaturities which disfigure this, yet do not, to my mind
     at least, show a command over such various sources of imaginative and
     musical effect, or touch so thrillingly so many chords of the spirit.
     A mood of tender irony and wistful pathos like that of the best
     Elizabethan love-songs; a sense as keen as Heine's of the immemorial
     romance of India and the East; a power like that of Coleridge, and
     perhaps caught from him, of evoking the remotest weird and beautiful
     associations almost with a word; clear visions of Greek beauty and
     wild wood-notes of Celtic imagination; all these elements come here
     commingled, yet in a strain perfectly individual."

With this Mr. Bridges entirely agrees; but adds:--

    "It unfortunately halts in the opening, and the first and fourth
     stanzas especially are unequal to the rest, as is again the third
     from the end, 'Young Stranger,' which for its matter would with more
     propriety have been cast into the previous section; and these
     impoverish the effect, and contain expressions which might put some
     readers off.  If they would begin at the fifth stanza and omit the
     third from the end, they would find little that is not admirable."

Now, for my part, when in book or newspaper I come upon references to
Isaiah lxi.  1-3, or Shakespeare, K. Henry IV., Pt. ii., Act 4, Sc. 5, l.
163, or the like, I have to drop my reading at once and hunt them up.
So I hope that these references of Mr. Bridges will induce the reader to
take his Keats down from the shelf.  And I hope further that, having his
Keats in hand, the reader will examine these odes again and make out an
order for himself, as I propose to do.


Mr. Bridges's order of merit was: (1) 'Autumn,' (2) the 'Nightingale,'
(3) 'Melancholy,' (4) 'Psyche,' (5) 'Grecian Urn,' (6) 'Indolence';
leaving us to rank with these (a) the fragment of the 'May Ode,' and
(b) (c) the Odes to 'Pan' and to 'Sorrow' from 'Endymion.'

Now of 'Autumn,' to which he gives the first place 'for its perfection,'
one may remark that Keats did not entitle it an Ode, and the omission may
be something more than casual.  Certainly its three stanzas seem to me to
exhibit very little of that _progression_ of thought and feeling which I
take to be one of the qualities of an ode as distinguished from an
ordinary lyric.  The line is notoriously hard to draw: but I suppose that
in theory the lyric deals summarily with its theme, whereas the ode treats
it in a sustained progressive manner.  But sustained treatment is hardly
possible within the limits of three stanzas, and I can discover no
progression.  The first two stanzas elaborate a picture of Autumn; the
third suggests a reflection--

    "Where are the songs of Spring?  Ay, where are they?
     Think not of them, thou hast thy music too--"

And promptly, with a few added strokes, all pictorial, the poet works that
reflection into decoration.  A sonnet could not well be more summary.
In fact, the poem in structure of thought very closely resembles a sonnet;
its first two stanzas corresponding to the octave, and its last stanza to
the sestett.

This will perhaps be thought very trivial criticism of a poem which most
people admit to be, as a piece of writing, all but absolutely flawless.
But allowing that it expresses perfectly what it sets out to express,
I yet doubt if it deserve the place assigned to it by Mr. Bridges.
Expression counts for a great deal: but ideas perhaps count for more.
And in the value of the ideas expressed I cannot see that 'Autumn' comes
near to rivalling the 'Nightingale' (for instance) or 'Melancholy.'
The thought that Autumn has its songs as well as Spring has neither the
rarity nor the subtlety nor the moral value of the thought that:

             "In the very temple of Delight
        Veil'd Melancholy has her sovran shrine,
           Though seen of none save him whose strenuous tongue
        Can burst joy's grape against his palate fine;
     His soul shall taste the sadness of her might,
           And be among her cloudy trophies hung."

To test it in another way:--It is perfect, no doubt: but it has not the
one thing that now and then in poetry rises  (if I may use the paradox)
above perfection.  It does not contain, as one or two of the Odes contain,
what I may call the Great Thrill.  It nowhere compels that sudden
'silent, upon a peak in Darien' shiver, that awed surmise of the magic of
poetry which arrests one at the seventh stanza of the 'Nightingale' or
before the closing lines of 'Psyche.'  Such verse as:

    "Perhaps the self-same song hath found a path
        Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home,
           She stood in tears amid the alien corn;
              The same that oft-times hath
        Charm'd magic casements, opening on the foam
           Of perilous seas in faery lands forlorn--"

Reaches beyond technical perfection to the very root of all tears and joy.
Such verse links poetry to Love itself--

       "Half angel and half bird,
     And all a wonder and a wild desire."

The 'Ode on a Grecian Urn' does not perhaps quite reach this divine
thrill: but its second and third stanzas have a rapture that comes very
near to it (I will speak anon of the fourth stanza): and I should not
quarrel with one who preferred these two stanzas even to the close of
'Psyche.'

Now it seems to me that the mere touching of this poetic height--the mere
feat of causing this most exquisite vibration in the human nerves--gives a
poem a quality and a rank apart; a quality and a rank not secured to
'Autumn' by all its excellence of expression.  I grant, of course, that it
takes two to produce this thrill--the reader as well as the poet.
And if any man object to me that he, for his part, feels a thrill as
poignant when he reads stanza 2 of 'Autumn' as when he reads stanza 7 of
the 'Nightingale,' then I confess that I shall have some difficulty in
answering him.  But I believe very few, if any, will assert this of
themselves.  And perhaps we may get at the truth of men's feelings on this
point in another way.  Suppose that of these four poems, 'Autumn,'
'Nightingale,' 'Psyche,' and 'Grecian Urn,' one were doomed to perish, and
fate allowed us to choose which one should be abandoned.  Sorrowful as the
choice must be, I believe that lovers of poetry would find themselves
least loth to part with 'Autumn'; that the loss of either of the others
would be foreseen as a sharper wrench.

For the others lie close to human emotion; are indeed interpenetrated with
emotion; whereas 'Autumn' makes but an objective appeal, chiefly to the
visual sense.  It is, as I have said, a decorative picture; and even so it
hardly beats the pictures in stanza 4 of the 'Grecian Urn'--

    "What little town by river or sea-shore,
     Or mountain, built with peaceful citadel,
     Is emptied of its folk, this pious morn?"


Though Keats, to be sure, comes perilously near to spoiling these lines by
the three answering ones--

    "And, little town, thy streets for evermore
     Will silent be; and not a soul to tell
     Why thou art desolate, can e'er return."

--Which, though beautiful in themselves, involve a confusion of thought;
since (in Mr. Colvin's words) "they speak of the arrest of life as though
it were an infliction in the sphere of reality, and not merely a necessary
condition in the sphere of art, having in that sphere its own
compensations."

But it is time to be drawing up one's own order for the Odes.  The first
place, then, let us give to the 'Nightingale,' for the intensity of its
emotion, for the sustained splendour and variety of its language, for the
consummate skill with which it keeps the music matched with the mood, and
finally because it attains, at least twice, to the 'great thrill.'
Nor can one preferring it offend Mr. Bridges, who confesses that he "could
not name any English poem of the same length which contains so much beauty
as this ode."

For the second place, one feels inclined at first to bracket 'Psyche' with
the 'Grecian Urn.'  Each develops a beautiful idea.  In 'Psyche' the poet
addresses the loveliest but latest-born vision 'of all Olympus's faded
hierarchy,' and promises her that, though born:

       "Too late for antique vows,
     Too, too late for the fond believing lyre,"

She shall yet have a priest, the poet, and a temple built in some
untrodden region of his mind--

    "And in the midst of this wide quietness
     A rosy sanctuary will I dress
     With the wreath'd trellis of a working brain,
        With buds, and bells, and stars without a name,
     With all the gardener Fancy e'er could feign,
        Who breeding flowers will never breed the same:
     And there shall be for thee all soft delight
        That shadowy thought can win,
     A bright torch, and a casement ope at night,
        To let the warm Love in!"

The thought of the 'Grecian Urn' is (to quote Mr. Bridges) "the supremacy
of ideal art over Nature, because of its unchanging expression of
perfection."  And this also is true and beautiful.  Idea for idea, there
is little to choose between the two odes.  Each has the 'great thrill,' or
something very like it.  The diction of 'Psyche' is more splendid; the
mood of the 'Grecian Urn' happier and (I think) rarer.  But 'Psyche'
asserts its superiority in the orderly development of its idea, which
rises steadily to its climax in the magnificent lines quoted above, and on
that note triumphantly closes:  whereas the 'Grecian Urn' marches
uncertainly, recurs to its main idea without advancing it, reaches
something like its climax in the middle stanza, and tripping over a pun
(as Mr. Bridges does not hesitate to call 'O Attic shape! fair attitude!')
at the entrance of the last stanza, barely recovers itself in time to make
a forcible close.

(1) 'Nightingale,' (2) 'Psyche,' (3) 'Grecian Urn.'  Shall the next place
go to 'Melancholy?'  The idea of this ode (I contrasted it just now with
the idea of 'Autumn') is particularly fine; and when we supply the first
stanza which Keats discarded we see it to be well developed.
The discarded stanza lies open to the charge of staginess.  One may answer
that Keats meant it to be stagey: that he deliberately surrounded the
quest of the false Melancholy with those paste-board 'properties'--the
bark of dead men's bones, the rudder of a dragon's tail 'long severed, yet
still hard with agony', the cordage woven of large uprootings from the
skull of bald Medusa'--in order to make the genuine Melancholy more
effective by contrast.[1]  Yet, as Mr. Bridges points out, the ode does
not hit so hard as one would expect: and it has seemed to me that the
composition of Durer's great drawing may have something to do with this.
Durer _did_ surround his Melancholia with 'properties,' and he _did_
evoke a figure which all must admit to be not only tremendously impressive
but entirely genuine, whatever Keats may say; a figure so haunting, too,
that it obtrudes its face between us and Keats's page and scares away his
delicate figure of:

       "Joy, whose hand is ever at his lips
     Bidding adieu . . ."--

Reducing him to the pettiness of a Chelsea-china shepherd.  Mr. Bridges,
too, calls attention to a false note in the second stanza:--

     "Or if thy mistress some rich anger shows,
      Emprison her soft hand, and let her rave,
      And feed, feed deep upon her peerless eyes."

So prone was Keats to sound this particular false note that Mr. Bridges
had to devote some three pages of his essay to an examination of the
poet's want of taste in his speech about women and his lack of true
insight into human passion.  The worst trick this disability ever played
upon Keats was to blind him to his magnificent opportunity in 'Lamia'--an
opportunity of which the missing is felt as positively cruel: but it
betrayed him also into occasional lapses and ineptitudes which almost
rival Leigh Hunt's--

    "The two divinest things the world has got--
     A lovely woman in a rural spot."

This blemish may, perhaps, condemn it to a place below 'Autumn'; of which
(I hope) reason has been shown why it cannot rank higher than (4).
And (6) _longo intervallo_ comes 'Indolence,' which may be fearlessly
called an altogether inferior performance.

The 'May Ode' stands by itself, an exquisite fragment.  But the two odes
from _Endymion_ may be set well above 'Indolence,' and that to 'Sorrow,'
in my opinion, above 'Autumn,' and only a little way behind the leaders.


But the fall of the year is marked for us by a ceremony more poignant,
more sorrowfully seasonable than any hymned by Hood or by Keats.  Let us
celebrate--


LAYING UP THE BOAT.


There arrives a day towards the end of October--or with luck we may tide
over into November--when the wind in the mainsail suddenly takes a winter
force, and we begin to talk of laying up the boat.  Hitherto we have kept
a silent compact and ignored all change in the season.  We have watched
the blue afternoons shortening, fading through lilac into grey, and let
pass their scarcely perceptible warnings.  One afternoon a few kittiwakes
appeared.  A week later the swallows fell to stringing themselves like
beads along the coastguard's telephone-wire on the hill.  They vanished,
and we pretended not to miss them.  When our hands grew chill with
steering we rubbed them by stealth or stuck them nonchalantly in our
pockets.  But this vicious unmistakable winter gust breaks the spell.
We take one look around the harbour, at the desolate buoys awash and
tossing; we cast another seaward at the thick weather through which, in a
week at latest, will come looming the earliest of the Baltic merchantmen,
our November visitors--bluff vessels with red-painted channels, green
deckhouses, white top-strakes, wooden davits overhanging astern, and the
Danish flag fluttering aloft in the haze.  Then we find speech; and with
us, as with the swallows, the move into winter quarters is not long
delayed when once it comes into discussion.  We have dissembled too long;
and know, as we go through the form of debating it, that our date must be
the next spring-tides.

This ritual of laying up the boat is our way of bidding farewell to
summer; and we go through it, when the day comes, in ceremonial silence.
_Favete linguis!_ The hour helps us, for the spring-tides at this season
reach their height a little after night-fall, and it is on an already
slackening flood that we cast off our moorings and head up the river with
our backs to the waning sunset.  Since we tow a dinghy astern and are
ourselves towed by the silent yachtsman, you may call it a procession.
She has been stripped, during the last two days, of sails, rigging, and
all spars but the mainmast.  Now we bring her alongside the town quay and
beneath the shears--the abhorred shears--which lift this too out of its
step, dislocated with a creak as poignant as the cry of Polydorus.
We lower it, lay it along the deck, and resume our way; past quay doors
and windows where already the townsfolk are beginning to light their
lamps; and so by the jetties where foreign crews rest with elbows on
bulwarks and stare down upon us idly through the dusk.  She is after all
but a little cutter of six tons, and we might well apologise, like the
Athenian, for so diminutive a corpse.  But she is our own; and they never
saw her with jackyarder spread, or spinnaker or jib-topsail delicate as
samite--those heavenly wings!--nor felt her gallant spirit straining to
beat her own record before a tense northerly breeze.  Yet even to them her
form, in pure white with gilt fillet, might tell of no common obsequies.

For in every good ship the miracle of Galatea is renewed; and the
shipwright who sent this keel down the ways to her element surely beheld
the birth of a goddess.  He still speaks of her with pride, but the
conditions of his work keep him a modest man; for he goes about it under
the concentred gaze of half a dozen old mariners hauled ashore, who haunt
his yard uninvited, slow of speech but deadly critical.  Nor has the
language a word for their appalling candour.  Often, admiring how
cheerfully he tolerates them, I have wondered what it would feel like to
compose a novel under the eyes of half a dozen reviewers.  But to him, as
to his critics, the ship was a framework only until the terrible moment
when with baptism she took life.  Did he in the rapture, the brief ecstasy
of creation, realise that she had passed from him?  Ere the local
artillery band had finished 'Rule Britannia,' and while his friends were
still shaking his hands and drinking to him, did he know his loss in his
triumph?  His fate is to improve the world, not to possess; to chase
perfection, knowing that under the final mastering touch it must pass from
his hand; to lose his works and anchor himself upon the workmanship, the
immaterial function.  For of art this is the cross and crown in one; and
he, modest man, was born to the sad eminence.

She is ours now by purchase, but ours, too, by something better.  Like a
slave's her beautiful untaught body came to us; but it was we who gave
wings to her, and with wings a soul, and a law to its grace, and
discipline to its vital impulses.  She is ours, too, by our gratitude,
since the delicate machine:

    "Has like a woman given up its joy;"

And by memories of her helpfulness in such modest perils as we tempt, of
her sweet companionship through long days empty of annoyance--land left
behind with its striving crowds, its short views, its idols of the
market-place, its sordid worries; the breast flung wide to the horizon,
swept by wholesome salt airs, void perhaps, but so beatifically clean!
Then it was that we learned her worth, drinking in the knowledge without
effort, lulled hour after hour by her whisperings which asked for no
answer, by the pulse of her tiller soft against the palm.  Patter of
reef-points, creak of cordage, hum of wind, hiss of brine--I think at
times that she has found a more human language.  Who that has ever steered
for hours together cannot report of a mysterious voice 'breaking the
silence of the seas,' as though a friend were standing and speaking
astern? or has not turned his head to the confident inexplicable call?
The fishermen fable of drowned sailors 'hailing their names.'  But the
voice is of a single speaker; it bears no likeness to the hollow tones of
the dead; it calls no name; it utters no particular word.  It merely
speaks.  Sometimes, ashamed at being tricked by an illusion so absurd,
I steal a glance at the yachtsman forward.  He is smoking, placidly
staring at the clouds.  Patently he was not the speaker, and patently he
has heard nothing.  Was it Cynthia, my dearer shipmate?  She, too, knows
the voice; even answered it one day, supposing it mine, and in her
confusion I surprised our common secret.  But we never hear it together.
She is seated now on the lee side of the cockpit, her hands folded on the
coaming, her chin rested on them, and her eyes gazing out beneath the sail
and across the sea from which they surely have drawn their wine-coloured
glooms.  She has not stirred for many minutes.  No, it was not Cynthia.
Then either it must be the wild, obedient spirit who carries us, straining
at the impassable bar of speech, to break through and be at one with her
master, or else--Can it have been Ariel, perched aloft in the shrouds,
with mischievous harp?

    "That was the chirp of Ariel
     You heard, as overhead it flew,
     The farther going more to dwell
     And wing our green to wed our blue;
     But whether note of joy or knell
     Not his own Father-singer knew;
     Nor yet can any mortal tell,
     Save only how it shivers through;
     The breast of us a sounded shell,
     The blood of us a lighted dew."


Perhaps; but for my part I believe it was the ship; and if you deride my
belief, I shall guess you one of those who need a figure-head to remind
them of a vessel's sex.  There are minds which find a certain romance in
figure-heads.  To me they seem a frigid, unintelligent device, not to say
idolatrous.  I have known a crew to set so much store by one that they
kept a tinsel locket and pair of ear-rings in the forecastle and duly
adorned their darling when in port.  But this is materialism.  The true
personality of a ship resides in no prefiguring lump of wood with a
sightless smile to which all seas come alike and all weathers.  Lay your
open palm on the mast, rather, and feel life pulsing beneath it, trembling
through and along every nerve of her.  Are you converted?  That life is
yours to control.  Take the tiller, then, and for an hour be a god!
For indeed you shall be a god, and of the very earliest.  The centuries
shall run out with the chain as you slip moorings--run out and drop from
you, plumb, and leave you free, winged!  Or if you cannot forget in a
moment the times to which you were born, each wave shall turn back a page
as it rolls past to break on the shore towards which you revert no glance.
Even the romance of it shall fade with the murmur of that coast.

    "Sails of silk and ropes of sendal,
        Such as gleam in ancient lore,
     And the singing of the sailor,
        And the answer from the shore--"

These shall pass and leave you younger than romance--a child open-eyed and
curious, pleased to meet a sea-parrot or a rolling porpoise, or to watch
the gannets diving--

          "As Noah saw them dive
     O'er sunken Ararat."

Yes, and sunset shall bring you, a god, to the gates of a kingdom I must
pause to describe for you, though when you reach it you will forget my
description and imagine yourself its first discoverer.  But that is a part
of its charm.

Walter Pater, reading the _Odyssey_, was brought up (as we say) 'with a
round turn' by a passage wherein Homer describes briefly and with accuracy
how some mariners came to harbour, took down sail, and stepped ashore.
It filled him with wonder that so simple an incident--nor to say ordinary
--could be made so poetical; and, having pondered it, he divided the
credit between the poet and his fortunate age--a time (said he) in which
one could hardly have spoken at all without ideal effect, or the sailors
pulled down their boat without making a picture 'in the great style'
against a sky charged with marvels.

You will discover, when you reach the river-mouth of which I am telling,
and are swept over the rolling bar into quiet water--you will discover
(and with ease, being a god) that Mr. Pater was entirely mistaken, and the
credit belongs neither to Homer nor to his fortunate age.  For here are
woods with woodlanders, and fields with ploughmen, and beaches with
fishermen hauling nets; and all these men, as they go about their work,
contrive to make pictures 'in the great style' against a sky charged with
marvels, obviously without any assistance from Homer, and quite as if
nothing had happened for, say, the last three thousand years.  That the
immemorial craft of seafaring has no specially 'heroic age'--or that, if
it have, that age is yours--you will discover by watching your own
yachtsman as he moves about lowering foresail and preparing to drop
anchor.

It is a river of gradual golden sunsets, such as Wilson painted--a
broad-bosomed flood between deep and tranquil woods, the main banks
holding here and there a village as in an arm maternally crook'd, but
opening into creeks where the oaks dip their branches in the high tides,
where the stars are glassed all night long without a ripple, and where you
may spend whole days with no company but herons and sandpipers.  Even by
the main river each separate figure--the fisherman on the shore, the
ploughman on the upland, the ferryman crossing between them--moves slowly
upon a large landscape, while, permeating all, 'the essential silence
cheers and blesses.'  After a week at anchor in the heart of this silence
Cynthia and I compared notes, and set down the total population at fifty
souls; and even so she would have it that I had included the owls.
Lo! the next morning an unaccustomed rocking awoke us in our berths, and,
raising the flap of our dew-drenched awning, we 'descried at sunrise an
emerging prow' of a peculiarly hideous excursion steamboat.  She blew no
whistle, and we were preparing to laugh at her grotesque temerity when we
became aware of a score of boats putting out towards her from the shadowy
banks.  Like spectres they approached, reached her, and discharged their
complements, until at last a hundred and fifty passengers crowded her
deck.  In silence--or in such silence as a paddle-boat can achieve--she
backed, turned, and bore them away: on what festal errand we never
discovered.  We never saw them return.  For aught I know they may never
have returned.  They raised no cheer; no band accompanied them; they
passed without even the faint hum of conversation.  In five minutes at
most the apparition had vanished around the river-bend seawards and out of
sight.  We stared at the gently heaving water, turned, and caught sight of
Euergetes, his head and red cap above the forecastle hatch.  (I call our
yachtsman Euergetes because it is so unlike his real name that neither he
nor his family will recognise it.)  "Why, Euergetes," exclaimed Cynthia,
"wherever did they all come from?"  "I'm sure I can't tell you, ma'am," he
answered, "unless 'twas from the woods,"--giving us to picture these ardent
holiday-makers roosting all night in the trees while we slumbered.
But the odd thing was that the labourers manned the fields that day, the
fishermen the beach that evening, in un-diminished numbers.  We landed,
and could detect no depletion in the village.  We landed on subsequent
days, and discovered no increase.  And the inference, though easy, was
startling.

I suppose that 'in the great style' could hardly be predicated of our
housekeeping on these excursions; and yet it achieves, in our enthusiastic
opinion, a primitive elegance not often recaptured by mortals since the
passing of the Golden Age.  We cook for ourselves, but bring a fine spirit
of emulation both to _cuisine_ and service.  We dine frugally, but the
claret is sound.  From the moment when Euergetes awakes us by washing down
the deck, and the sound of water rushing through the scuppers calls me
forth to discuss the weather with him, method rules the early hours, that
we may be free to use the later as we list.  First the cockpit beneath the
awning must be prepared as a dressing-room for Cynthia; next Euergetes
summoned on deck to valet me with the simple bucket.  And when I am
dressed and tingling from the _douche_, and sit me down on the cabin top,
barefooted and whistling, to clean the boots, and Euergetes has been sent
ashore for milk and eggs, bread and clotted cream, there follows a
peaceful half-hour until Cynthia flings back a corner of the awning and,
emerging, confirms the dawn.  Then begins the business, orderly and
thorough, of redding up the cabin, stowing the beds, washing out the lower
deck, folding away the awning, and transforming the cockpit into a
breakfast-room, with table neatly set forth.  Meanwhile Euergetes has
returned, and from the forecastle comes the sputter of red mullet cooking.
Cynthia clatters the cups and saucers, while in the well by the cabin door
I perform some acquired tricks with the new-laid eggs.  There is plenty to
be done on board a small boat, but it is all simple enough.  Only, you
must not let it overtake you.  Woe to you if it fall into arrears!

By ten o'clock or thereabouts we have breakfasted, my pipe is lit, and a
free day lies before us--

    "All the wood to ransack,
        All the wave explore."

We take the dinghy and quest after adventures.  The nearest railway lies
six miles off, and is likely to deposit no one in whom we have the least
concern.  The woods are deep, we carry our lunch-basket and may roam
independent of taverns.  If the wind invite, we can hoist our small sail;
if not, we can recline and drift and stare at the heavens, or land and
bathe, or search in vain for curlews' or kingfishers' nests, or in more
energetic moods seek out a fisherman and hire him to shoot his seine.
Seventy red mullet have I seen fetched at one haul out of those delectable
waters, remote and enchanted as the lake whence the fisherman at the
genie's orders drew fish for the young king of the Black Isles.  But such
days as these require no filling, and why should I teach you how to fill
them?

Best hour of all perhaps is that before bed-time, when the awning has been
spread once more, and after long hours in the open our world narrows to
the circle of the reading-lamp in the cockpit.  Our cabin is prepared.
Through the open door we see its red curtain warm in the light of the
swinging lamp, the beds laid, the white sheets turned back.  Still we
grudge these moments to sleep.  Outside we hear the tide streaming
seawards, light airs play beneath the awning, above it rides the host of
heaven.  And here, gathered into a few square feet, we have home--larder,
cellar, library, tables, and cupboards; life's small appliances with the
human comradeship they serve, chosen for their service after severely
practical discussion, yet ultimately by the heart's true nesting-instinct.
We are isolated, bound even to this strange river-bed by a few fathoms of
chain only.  To-morrow we can lift anchor and spread wing; but we carry
home with us.

    "I will make you brooches and toys for your delight
     Of bird-song at morning and star-shine at night;
     I will make a palace fit for you and me
     Of green days in forests and blue days at sea."

    "I will make my kitchen and you shall keep your room
     Where white flows the river and bright blows the broom;
     And you shall wash your linen and keep your body white
     In rainfall at morning and dewfall at night."

You see now what memories we lay up with the boat.  Will you think it
ridiculous that after such royal days of summer, her inconspicuous
obsequies have before now put me in mind of Turner's '_Fighting
Temeraire_'?  I declare, at any rate, that the fault lies not with me, but
with our country's painters and poets for providing no work of art nearer
to my mood.  We English have a great seafaring and a great poetical past.
Yet the magic of the sea and shipping has rarely touched our poetry, and
for its finest expression we must still turn to an art in which as a race
we are less expert, and stand before that picture of Turner's in the
National Gallery.  The late Mr. Froude believed in a good time coming when
the sea-captains of Elizabeth are to find their bard and sit enshrined in
'great English national epic as grand as the _Odyssey_'  It may be, but as
yet our poets have achieved but a few sea-fights, marine adventures, and
occasional pieces, which wear a spirited but accidental look, and suggest
the excursionist.  On me, at any rate, no poem in our language--not even
_The Ancient Mariner_--binds as that picture binds, the--

               "Mystic spell,
     Which none but sailors know or feel,
        And none but they can tell--"

If indeed they _can_ tell.  In it Turner seized and rolled together in one
triumphant moment the emotional effect of noble shipping and a sentiment
as ancient and profound as the sea itself--human regret for transitory
human glory.  The great warship, glimmering in her Mediterranean
fighting-paint, moving like a queen to execution; the pert and ignoble
tug, itself an emblem of the new order, eager, pushing, ugly, and
impatient of the slow loveliness it supersedes; the sunset hour, closing
man's labour; the fading river-reach--you may call these things obvious,
but all art's greatest effects are obvious when once genius has discovered
them.  I should know well enough by this time what is coming when I draw
near that picture, and yet my heart never fails to leap with the old wild
wonder.  There are usually one or two men standing before it--I observe
that it affects women less--and I glance at them furtively to see how
_they_ take it.  If ever I surprise one with tears in his eyes, I believe
we shall shake hands.  And why not?  For the moment we are not strangers,
but men subdued by the wonder and sadness of our common destiny: "we feel
that we are greater than we know."  We are two Englishmen, in one moment
realising the glories of our blood and state.  We are alone together,
gazing upon a new Pacific, 'silent, upon a peak in Darien.'

For--and here lies his subtlety--in the very flush of amazement the
painter flatters you by whispering that for _you_ has his full meaning
been reserved.  The _Temeraire_ goes to her doom unattended, twilit,
obscure, with no pause in the dingy bustle of the river.  You alone have
eyes for the passing of greatness, and a heart to feel it.

    "There's a far bell ringing,"

But you alone hear it tolling to evensong, to the close of day, the end of
deeds.

So, as we near the beach where she is to lie, a sense of proud
exclusiveness mingles with our high regret.  Astern the jettymen and
stevedores are wrangling over their latest job; trains are shunting,
cranes working, trucks discharging their cargoes amid clouds of dust.
We and we only assist at the passing of a goddess.  Euergetes rests on his
oars, the tow-rope slackens, she glides into the deep shadow of the shore,
and with a soft grating noise--ah, the eloquence of it!--takes ground.
Silently we carry her chain out and noose it about a monster elm; silently
we slip the legs under her channels, lift and make fast her stern
moorings, lash the tiller for the last time, tie the coverings over
cabintop and well; anxiously, with closed lips, praetermitting no due
rite.  An hour, perhaps, passes, and November darkness has settled on the
river ere we push off our boat, in a last farewell committing her--our
treasure 'locked up, not lost'--to a winter over which Jove shall reign
genially.

    "Et fratres Helenae, lucida sidera."

As we thread our dim way homeward among the riding-lights flickering on
the black water, the last pale vision of her alone and lightless follows
and reminds me of the dull winter ahead, the short days, the long nights.
She is haunting me yet as I land on the wet slip strewn with dead leaves
to the tide's edge.  She follows me up the hill, and even to my library
door.  I throw it open, and lo! a bright fire burning, and, smiling over
against the blaze of it, cheerful, companionable, my books have been
awaiting me.


[1] The discarded opening stanza ran:--

    "Though you should build a bark of dead men's bones,
        And rear a phantom gibbet for a mast,
     Stitch shrouds together for a sail, with groans
        To fill it out blood-stained and aghast;
     Although your rudder be a dragon's tail
        Long-sever'd, yet still hard with agony,
     Your cordage large uprootings from the skull
        Of bald Medusa, certes you would fail
     To find the Melancholy--whether she
        Dreameth in any isle of Lethe dull."



NOVEMBER.


Will the reader forgive, this month, a somewhat more serious gossip?

In my childhood I used to spend long holidays with my grandparents in
Devonshire, and afterwards lived with them for a while when the shades of
the prison-house began to close and I attended my first 'real' school as a
day-boy.  I liked those earlier visits best, for they were holidays, and I
had great times in the hayfields and apple orchards, and rode a horse, and
used in winter-time to go shooting with my grandfather and carry the
powder-flask and shot-flask for his gun--an old muzzle-loader.  Though
stern in his manner, he was (as I grew to learn) extraordinarily, even
extravagantly, kind; and my grandmother lived for me, her eldest
grandchild.  Years afterwards I gathered that in the circle of her
acquaintance she passed for a satirical, slightly imperious, lady: and I
do seem to remember that she suffered fools with a private reserve of
mirth.  But she loved her own with a thoroughness which extended--good
housewife that she was--down to the last small office.

In short, here were two of the best and most affectionate grandparents in
the world, who did what they knew to make a child happy all the week.  But
in religion they were strict evangelicals, and on Sunday they took me to
public worship and acquainted me with Hell.  From my eighth to my twelfth
year I lived on pretty close terms with Hell, and would wake up in the
night and lie awake with the horror of it upon me.  Oddly enough, I had no
very vivid fear for myself--or if vivid it was but occasional and rare.
Little pietistic humbug that I was, I fancied myself among the elect: but
I had a desperate assurance that both my parents were damned, and I loved
them too well to find the conviction bearable.  To this day I wonder what
kept me from tackling my father on the state of his soul.  The result
would have been extremely salutary for me: for he had an easy sense of
humour, a depth of conviction of his own which he united with limitless
tolerance, and a very warm affection for his mother-in-law.  Let it
suffice that I did not: but for two or three years at least my childhood
was tormented with visions of Hell derived from the pulpit and mixed up
with two terrible visions derived from my reading--the ghost of an evil
old woman in red-heeled slippers from Sir Walter Scott's story, _The
Tapestried Room_, and a jumble of devils from a chapter of Samuel Warren's
_Diary of a Late Physician_.  I had happened on these horrors among the
dull contents of my grandfather's book-case.

For three or four years these companions--the vision of Hell particularly
and my parents in it--murdered my childish sleep.  Then, for no reason
that I can give any account of, it all faded, and boy or man I have never
been troubled at all by Hell or the fear of it.

The strangest part of the whole affair is that no priest, from first to
last, has ever spoken to me in private of any life but this present one,
or indeed about religion at all.  I suppose there must be some instinct in
the sacerdotal mind which warns it off certain cases as hopeless from the
first . . . and yet I have always been eager to discuss serious things
with the serious.

There has been no great loss, though--apart from the missing of
sociableness--if one may judge the arguments that satisfy my clerical
friends from the analogies they use in the pulpit.  The subject of a
future life is one, to be sure, which can hardly be discussed without
resort to analogy.  But there are good and bad analogies, and of all bad
ones that which grates worst upon the nerves of a man who will have clear
thinking (to whatever it lead him) is the common one of the seed and the
flower.

    "The flowers that we behold each year
     In chequer'd meads their heads to rear,
        New rising from the tomb;
     The eglantines and honey daisies,
     And all those pretty smiling faces
        That still in age grow young--
           Even those do cry
           That though men die,
        Yet life from death may come,"

Wrote John Hagthorpe in verses which generations of British schoolboys
have turned into Latin alcaics; and how often have we not 'sat under' this
argument in church at Easter or when the preacher was improving a Harvest
Festival?  Examine it, and you see at once that the argument is not _in
pari materia_; that all the true correspondence between man and the
flower-seed begins and ends in this world.  As the seed becomes a plant,
blossoms and leaves the seeds of other flowers, so of seed man is
begotten, flourishes and dies, leaving his seed behind him--all in this
world.  The 'seed' argument makes an illicit jump from one world to
another after all its analogies have been met and satisfied on this side
of the grave.  If flowers went to heaven and blossomed there (which is
possible indeed, but is not contended) it might be cogent.  As things are,
one might as validly reason from the man to prove that flowers go to
heaven, as from the flower to prove that man goes thither.  St. Paul  (as
I do not forget) uses the similitude of the seed: but his argument is a
totally different one.  St.  Paul bids us not be troubled in what form the
dead shall be raised; for as we sow "not the body that shall be, but bare
grain, it may chance of wheat or of some other grain," so God will raise
the dead in what form it pleases Him: in other words, he tells us that
since bare grain may turn into such wonderful and wonderfully different
things as wheat, barley, oats, rye, in this world, we need not marvel that
bare human bodies planted here should be raised in wonderful form
hereafter.   Objections may be urged against this illustration: I am only
concerned to point out that it illustrates an argument entirely different
from the common pulpit one, which (I suspect) we should have to endure far
less frequently were it our custom to burn our dead, and did not interment
dig a trap for facile rhetoric.

Further, St. Paul's particular warning, if it do not consciously contain,
at least suggests, a general warning against interpreting the future life
in terms of this one, whereas its delights and pains can have little or
nothing in common with ours.  We try to imagine them by expanding or
exaggerating and perpetuating ours--or some of them; but the attempt is
demonstrably foolish, and leads straight to its own defeat.  It comes of
man's incapacity to form a conception of Eternity, or at any rate to grasp
and hold it long enough to reason about it; by reason of which incapacity
he falls back upon the easier, misleading conception of 'Everlasting
Life.'  In Eternity time is not: a man dies into it to-day and awakes
(say) yesterday, for in Eternity yesterday and to-day and to-morrow are
one, and ten thousand years is as one day.  This vacuum of time you may
call 'Everlasting Life,' but it clearly differs from what men ordinarily
and almost inevitably understand by 'Everlasting Life,' which to them is
an endless prolongation of time.  Therefore, when they imagine heaven as
consisting of an endless prolongation and exaggeration or rarefication of
such pleasures as we know, they invite the retort, "And pray what would
become of any one of our known pleasures, or even of our conceivable
pleasures, if it were made everlasting?"  As Jowett asked, with his usual
dry sagacity, in his Introduction to the _Phaedo_--

    "What is the pain that does not become deadened after a thousand
     years? or what is the nature of that pleasure or happiness which
     never wearies by monotony?  Earthly pleasures and pains are short in
     proportion as they are keen, of any others which are both intense and
     lasting we have no experience and can form no idea. . . . To beings
     constituted as we are the monotony of singing psalms would be as
     great an affliction as the pains of hell, and might even be
     pleasantly interrupted by them."

This is trenchant enough, and yet we perceive that the critic is setting
up his rest upon the very fallacy he attacks--the fallacy of using
'Eternity' and 'Everlasting Life' as convertible terms.
He neatly enough reduces to absurdity the prolongation, through endless
time, of pleasures which delight us because they are transitory: he does
not see, or for the moment forgets, that Eternity is not a prolongation of
time at all, but an absolute negation of it.

There seems to be no end to the confusion of men's thought on this
subject.   Take, for example, this extract from our late Queen's private
journal (1883):--

    "After luncheon saw the great poet Tennyson in dearest Albert's room
     for nearly an hour; and most interesting it was.  He is grown very
     old, his eyesight much impaired.  But he was very kind.  Asked him to
     sit down.  He talked of many friends he had lost, and what it would
     be if he did not feel and know that there was another world where
     there would be no partings: and then he spoke with horror of the
     unbelievers and philosophers who would make you believe that there
     was no other world, no immortality, who tried to explain all away in
     a miserable manner.  We agreed that, were such a thing possible, God,
     who is Love, would be far more cruel than any human being."

It was, no doubt, a touching and memorable interview--these two, aged and
great, meeting at a point of life when grandeur and genius alike feel
themselves to be lonely, daily more lonely, and exchanging beliefs upon
that unseen world where neither grandeur nor genius can plead more than
that they have used their gifts for good.  And yet was not Tennyson
yielding to the old temptation to interpret the future life in terms of
this one?  Speculation will not carry us far upon this road; yet, so far
as we can, let us carry clear thinking with us.  Cruelty implies the
infliction of pain: and there can be no pain without feeling.  What
cruelty, then, can be inflicted on the dead, if they have done with
feeling?  Or what on the living, if they live in a happy delusion and pass
into nothingness without discovering the cheat?  Let us hold most firmly
that there has been no cheat; but let us also be reasonable and admit
that, if cheat there be, it cannot also be cruel, since everything that
would make it a cheat would also blot out completely all chance of
discovery, and therefore all pain of discovering.


This is a question on which, beyond pleading that what little we say ought
to be (but seldom is) the result of clear thinking, I propose to say
little, not only because here is not the place for metaphysics, but
because--to quote Jowett again--"considering the 'feebleness of the human
faculties and the uncertainty of the subject,' we are inclined to believe
that the fewer our words the better.  At the approach of death there is
not much said: good men are too honest to go out of the world professing
more than they know.  There is perhaps no important subject about which,
at any time, even religious people speak so little to one another."

I would add that, in my opinion, many men fall into this reticence because
as they grow older the question seems to settle itself without argument,
and they cease by degrees to worry themselves about it.  It dies in
sensible men almost insensibly with the death of egoism.  At twenty we are
all furious egoists; at forty or thereabouts--and especially if we have
children, as at forty every man ought--our centre of gravity has
completely shifted.  We care a great deal about what happens to the next
generation, we care something about our work, but about ourselves and what
becomes of us in the end I really think we care very little.  By this
time, if we have taken account of ourselves, ourselves are by no means so
splendidly interesting as they used to be, but subjects rather of humorous
and charitable comprehension.

Of all the opening passages in Plato--master of beautiful openings--I like
best that of the _Laws_.  The scene is Crete; the season, midsummer; and
on the long dusty road between Cnosus and the cave and temple of Zeus the
three persons of the dialogue--strangers to one another, but bound on a
common pilgrimage--join company and fall into converse together.  One is
an Athenian, one a Cretan, the third a Lacedaemonian, and all are elderly.
Characteristically, the invitation to talk comes from the Athenian.

    "It will pass the time pleasantly," he suggests; "for I am told that
     the distance from Cnosus to the cave and temple of Zeus is
     considerable, and doubtless there are shady places under the lofty
     trees which will protect us from the scorching sun.  Being no longer
     young, we may often stop to rest beneath them, and get over the whole
     journey without difficulty, beguiling the time by conversation."

    "Yes, Stranger," answers Cleinias the Cretan, "and if we proceed
     onward we shall come to groves of cypresses, which are of rare height
     and beauty, and there are green meadows in which we may repose and
     converse."

    "Very good."

    "Very good indeed; and still better when we see them.  Let us move on
     cheerily."

So, now walking, anon pausing in the shade to rest, the three strangers
beguile their journey, which (as the Athenian was made, by one of Plato's
cunning touches, to foresee) is a long one; and the dialogue, moving with
their deliberate progress, extends to a length which no doubt in the
course of some 2,300 years has frightened away many thousands of general
readers.  Yet its slow amplitude, when you come to think of it, is
appropriate; for these elderly men are in no hurry, although they have
plenty to talk about, especially on the subjects of youth and religion.
"They have," says Jowett, "the feelings of old age about youth, about the
state, about human things in general.  Nothing in life seems to be of much
importance to them: they are spectators rather than actors, and men in
general appear to the Athenian speaker to be the playthings of the gods
and of circumstances.  Still they have a fatherly care of the young, and
are deeply impressed by sentiments of religion. . . ."

    "Human affairs," says the Athenian, "are hardly worth considering in
     earnest, and yet we must be in earnest about them--a sad necessity
     constrains us. . . . And so I say that about serious matters a man
     should be serious, and about a matter which is not serious he should
     not be serious; and that God is the natural and worthy object of our
     most serious and blessed endeavours.  For man, as I said before, is
     made to be the plaything of God, and this, truly considered, is the
     best of him; wherefore also every man and woman should walk seriously
     and pass life in the noblest of pastimes, and be of another mind from
     what they are at present."

But on the subject of youth, too, our Athenian is anxiously, albeit
calmly, serious: and especially on the right education of youth,
"for," says he, "many a victory has been and will be suicidal to the
victors; but education is never suicidal."  By education he explains
himself to mean--

    "That education in virtue from youth upwards which makes a man eagerly
     pursue the ideal perfection of citizenship, and teaches him how
     rightly to rule and how to obey.  This is the only education which,
     upon our view, deserves the name; and that other sort of training
     which aims at the acquisition of wealth or bodily strength, or mere
     cleverness apart from intelligence and justice is mean and illiberal,
     and is not worthy to be called education at all."

Plato wrote this dialogue when over seventy, an age which for many years
(if I live) I shall be able to contemplate as respectable.  Yet, though
speaking at a guess, I say pretty confidently that the talk of these three
imaginary interlocutors of his upon youth, and the feeling that colours
it, convey more of the truth about old age than does Cicero's admired
treatise on that subject or any of its descendants.  For these treatises
start with the false postulate that age is concerned about itself, whereas
it is the mark of age to be indifferent about itself, and this mark of
indifference deepens with the years.   Nor did Cicero once in his _De
Senectute_ get hold of so fine or so true a thought as Plato's Athenian
lets fall almost casually--that a man should honour an aged parent as he
would the image of a God treasured up and dwelling in his house.

The outlook of Plato's three elderly men, in fact, differs little, if at
all, from Mr Meredith's as you may see for yourself by turning back to the
September chapter and reading the part from "Not long ago an interviewer
called on Mr. Meredith," through to the excerpt from 'Lucifer in
Starlight'.  Speaking as a parent, I say that this outlook is--I won't say
the right one, though this too I believe--the outlook a man _naturally_
takes as he grows older: naturally, because it is natural for a man to
have children, and he who has none may find alleviations, but must miss
the course of nature.  As I write there comes back to me the cry of my old
schoolmaster, T. E. Brown, protesting from the grave--

    "But when I think if we must part
        And all this personal dream be fled--
     O, then my heart!  O, then my useless heart!
        Would God that thou wert dead--
     A clod insensible to joys or ills--
     A stone remote in some bleak gully of the hills!"

I hear the note of anguish: but the appeal itself passes me by.  'All this
personal dream' must flee: it is better that it should flee; nay, much of
our present bliss rests upon its transitoriness.  But we can continue in
the children.

I think that perhaps the worst of having no children of their own is that
it makes, or tends to make, men and women indifferent to children in
general.  I know, to be sure, that thousands of childless men and women
reach out (as it were) wistfully, almost passionately towards the young.
Still, I know numbers who care nothing for children, regard them as
nuisances, and yet regard themselves as patriots--though of a state which
presumably is to disappear in a few years, and with their acquiescence.  I
own that a patriotism which sets up no hope upon its country's continuous
renewal and improvement, or even upon its survival beyond the next few
years, seems to me as melancholy as it is sterile.

Some of these good folk, for example, play the piano more sedulously than
that instrument, in my opinion, deserves; yet are mightily indignant, in
talk with me, at what they call the wickedness of teaching multitudes of
poor children to play upon pianos provided by the rates.  As a historical
fact, very few poor children play or have ever played on pianos provided
by the rates.  But I prefer, passing this correction over, to point out to
my indignant friends that the upper and middle classes in England are
ceasing to breed, and that therefore, unless the Anglo-Saxon race is to
lose one of its most cherished accomplishments--unless we are content to
live and see our national music ultimately confined to the jews' harp and
penny whistle--we must endow the children of the poor with pianos--or
perhaps as 'labour certificates' abbreviate the years at our disposal for
instruction, with pianolas, and so realise the American sculptor's grand
allegorical conception of 'Freedom presenting a Pianola to Fisheries and
the Fine Arts.'


To drop irony--and indeed I would expel it, if I could, once and for all
from these pages--I like recreation as much as most men, and have grown to
find it in the dull but deeply absorbing business of sitting on Education
Committees.  Some fifteen years ago, in the first story in my first book
of short stories, I confessed to being haunted by a dreadful sound: 'the
footfall of a multitude more terrible than an army with banners, the
ceaseless pelting feet of children--of Whittingtons turning and turning
again.'  Well, I still hear that footfall: but it has become less terrible
to me, though not one whit less insistent: and it began to grow less
terrible from the hour I picked up and read a certain little book, _The
Invisible Playmate_, to the author of which (Mr. William Canton) I desire
here to tender my thanks.  In a little chapter of that little book Mr.
Canton tells of an imaginary poem written by an imaginary Arm.
(Arminius?), Altegans, an elderly German cobbler of 'the village of
Wieheisstes, in the pleasant crag-and-fir region of Schlaraffenland.'  Its
name is the 'Erster Schulgang,' and I will own, and gratefully, that few
real poems by real 'classics' have so sung themselves into my ears, or so
shamed the dulness out of drudgery, as have the passages which I here set
down for the mere pleasure of transcribing them:--



    "The poem opens with a wonderful vision of children; delightful as it
     is unexpected; as romantic in presentment as it is commonplace in
     fact.  All over the world--and all under it, too, when their time
     comes--the children are trooping to school.  The great globe swings
     round out of the dark into the sun; there is always morning
     somewhere; and for ever in this shifting region of the morning-light
     the good Altegans sees the little ones afoot--shining companies and
     groups, couples, and bright solitary figures; for they all seem to
     have a soft heavenly light about them!

    "He sees them in country lanes and rustic villages; on lonely
     moorlands, where narrow, brown foot-tracks thread the expanse of
     green waste, and occasionally a hawk hovers overhead, or the mountain
     ash hangs its scarlet berries above the huge fallen stones set up by
     the Druids in the old days; he sees them on the hill-sides, in the
     woods, on the stepping-stones that cross the brook in the glen, along
     the sea-cliffs and on the wet ribbed sands; trespassing on the
     railway lines, making short cuts through the corn, sitting in
     ferry-boats: he sees them in the crowded streets of smoky cities, in
     small rocky islands, in places far inland where the sea is known only
     as a strange tradition.

    "The morning-side of the planet is alive with them; one hears their
     pattering footsteps everywhere.  And as the vast continents sweep
     'eastering out of the high shadow which reaches beyond the moon,' and
     as new nations with _their_ cities and villages, their fields, woods,
     mountains, and sea-shores, rise up into the morning-side, lo! Fresh
     troops, and still fresh troops, and yet again fresh troops of 'these
     small school-going children of the dawn.' . . .

    "What are weather and season to this incessant panorama of childhood?
     The pigmy people trudge through the snow on moor and hill-side; wade
     down flooded roads; are not to be daunted by wind or rain, frost or
     the white smother of 'millers and bakers at fisticuffs.'  Most
     beautiful of all, he sees them travelling schoolward by that late
     moonlight which now and again in the winter months precedes the tardy
     dawn."

My birthday falls in November month.  Here, behind this Cornish window, we
are careful in our keeping of birthdays; we observe them solemnly,
stringent in our cheerful ritual;--and this has been my birthday sermon!



DECEMBER.


Hard by the edge of the sand-hills, and close beside the high road on the
last rise before it dips to the coast, stands a turfed embankment
surrounded by a shallow fosse.  This is none of our ancient camps
('castles' we call them in Cornwall), as you perceive upon stepping within
the enclosure, which rises in a complete circle save for two entrances cut
through the bank and facing one another.  You are standing in a perfectly
level area a hundred and thirty feet in diameter; the surrounding rampart
rises to a height of eight or nine feet, narrowing towards the top, where
it is seven feet wide; and around its inner side you may trace seven or
eight rows of seats cut in the turf, but now almost obliterated by the
grass.

This Round (as we call it) was once an open-air theatre or planguary
(_plain-an-guare_, place of the play).  It has possibly a still older
history, and may have been used by the old Cornish for their councils and
rustic sports; but we know that it was used as a theatre, perhaps as early
as the fourteenth century, certainly as late as the late sixteenth: and,
what is more, we have preserved for us some of the plays performed in it.

They are sacred or miracle plays, of course.  If you draw a line from
entrance to entrance, then at right angles to it there runs from the
circumference towards the centre of the area a straight shallow trench,
terminating in a spoon-shaped pit.  The trench is now a mere depression
not more than a foot deep, the pit three feet: but doubtless time has
levelled them up, and there is every reason to suppose that the pit served
to represent Hell (or, in the drama of The Resurrection, the Grave), and
the trench allowed the performers, after being thrust down into perdition,
to regain the green-room unobserved--either actually unobserved, the
trench being covered, or by a polite fiction, the audience pretending not
to see.  My private belief is that, the stage being erected above and
along the trench, they were actually hidden while they made their exit.
Where the trench meets the rampart a semi-circular hollow, about ten feet
in diameter, makes a breach in the rows of seats.  Here, no doubt, stood
the green-room.

The first notice of the performance of these plays occurs in Carew's
_Survey of Cornwall_, published in 1602:--

    "Pastimes to delight the mind, the Cornishmen have guary miracles and
     three-men's songs: and for exercise of the body hunting, hawking,
     shooting, wrestling, hurling, and such other games.

    "The guary miracle, in English a miracle play, is a kind of Interlude
     compiled in Cornish out of some scripture history with that grossness
     which accompanied the Romans' _vetus comedia_.  For representing it
     they raise an earthen amphitheatre in some open field, having the
     diameter of this inclosed plain some forty or fifty foot.
     The country people flock from all sides, many miles off, to hear and
     see it; for they have therein devils and devices to delight as well
     the eye as the ear; the players con not their parts without book, but
     are prompted by one called the Ordinary, who followeth at their back
     with the book in his hand and telleth them softly what they must
     pronounce aloud."


Our Round, you observe, greatly exceeds the dimensions given by Carew.
But there were several in the west: one for instance, traceable fifty
years ago, at the northern end of the town of Redruth, which still keeps
the name of Planguary; and another magnificent one, of stone, near the
church-town of St. Just by the Land's End.  Carew may have seen only the
smaller specimens.

As for the plays--well, they are by no means masterpieces of literature,
yet they reveal here and there perceptions of beauty such as go with
sincerity even though it be artless.  Beautiful for instance is the idea,
if primitive the writing, of a scene in one, _Origo Mundi_, where Adam,
bowed with years, sends his son Seth to the gate of Paradise to beg
his release from the weariness of living (I quote from Norris's
translation):--

    "O dear God, I am weary,
     Gladly would I see once
        The time to depart.
     Strong are the roots of the briars,
     That my arms are broken
        Tearing up many of them.

    "Seth my son I will send
     To the gate of Paradise forthwith,
        To the Cherub, the guardian.
     Ask him if there will be for me
     Oil of mercy at the last
        From the Father, the God of Grace."

Seth answers that he does not know the road to Paradise.  "Follow," says
Adam--

    "Follow the prints of my feet, burnt;
     No grass or flower in the world grows
     In that same road where I went--
        I and thy Mother surely also--
        Thou wilt see the tokens."

Fine too is the story, in the _Passio Domini Nostri_, of the blind soldier
Longius, who is led forward and given a lance, to pierce Christ's body on
the Cross.  He thrusts and the holy blood heals him of his blindness.
Local colour is sparingly imported.  One of the executioners, as he bores
the Cross, says boastfully:--

    "I will bore a hole for the one hand,
     There is not a fellow west of Hayle
        Who can bore better."

--And in the _Resurrectio_ Pilate rewards the gaoler for his trustiness
with the Cornish manors of 'Fekenal, Carvenow and Merthyn,' and promises
the soldiers by the Sepulchre 'the plain of Dansotha and Barrow Heath.'
A simplicity scarcely less refreshing is exhibited in _The Life of St.
Meriasec_ (a play recently recovered) by a scholar whom a pompous
pedagogue is showing off.  He says:--

    "God help A, B, and C!
     The end of the song is D:
     No more is known to me,"

But promises to learn more after dinner.


Enthusiasts beg us to make the experiment of 'reviving' these old plays in
their old surroundings.  But here I pause, while admitting the temptation.
One would like to give life again, if only for a day, to the picture which
Mr. Norris conjures up:--

    "The bare granite plain of St. Just, in view of Cape Cornwall
     and of the transparent sea which beats against that magnificent
     headland. . . . The mighty gathering of people from many miles around
     hardly showing like a crowd in that extended region, where nothing
     ever grows to limit the view on any side, with their booths and
     tents, absolutely necessary where so many people had to remain three
     days on the spot, would give a character to the assembly probably
     more like what we hear of the so-called religious revivals in America
     than of anything witnessed in more sober Europe."

But alas!  I foresee the terrible unreality which would infect the whole
business.  Very pretty, no doubt, and suggestive would be the picture of
the audience arrayed around the turf benches--

    "In gradibus sedit populus de cespite factis--"

But one does not want an audience to be acting; and this audience would be
making-believe even more heroically than the actors--that is, if it took
the trouble to be in earnest at all.  For the success of the experiment
would depend on our reconstructing the whole scene--the ring of entranced
spectators as well as the primitive show; and the country-people would
probably, and not entirely without reason, regard the business as
'a stupid old May game.'  The only spectators properly impressed would be
a handful of visitors and solemn antiquarians.  I can see those visitors.
If it has ever been your lot to witness the performance of a 'literary'
play in London and cast an eye over the audience it attracts, you too will
know them and their stigmata--their ineffable attire, their strange
hirsuteness, their air of combining instruction with amusement, their soft
felt hats indented along the crown.  No!  We may, perhaps, produce new
religious dramas in these ancient Rounds: decidedly we cannot revive the
old ones.


While I ponder these things, standing in the deserted Round, there comes
to me--across the sky where the plovers wheel and flash in the wintry
sunshine--the sound of men's voices carolling at an unseen farm.  They are
singing _The First Nowell_; but the fourth Nowell--the fourth of the
refrain--is the _clou_ of that most common, most excellent carol, and
gloriously the tenors and basses rise to it.  No, we cannot revive the old
Miracle Plays: but here in the Christmas Carols we have something as
artlessly beautiful which we can still preserve, for with them we have not
to revive, but merely to preserve, the conditions.


In a preface to a little book of carols chosen (and with good judgment)
some years ago by the Rev. H. R. Bramley, of Magdalen College, Oxford, and
well edited in the matter of music by Sir John Stainer, I read that--

    "The time-honoured and delightful custom of thus celebrating the
     Birthday of the Holy Child seems, with some change of form, to be
     steadily and rapidly gaining ground.  Instead of the itinerant
     ballad-singer, or the little bands of wandering children, the
     practice of singing carols in Divine Service, or by a full choir at
     some fixed meeting, is becoming prevalent."

Since Mr. Bramley wrote these words the practice has grown more prevalent,
and the shepherds of Bethlehem are in process of becoming thoroughly
sophisticated and self-conscious.  For that is what it means.  You may
(as harassed bishops will admit) do a number of irrelevant things in
church, but you cannot sing the best carols there.  You cannot toll in
your congregation, seat your organist at the organ, array your full choir
in surplices, and tune up to sing, for example--

    "Rise up, rise up, brother Dives,
        And come along with me;
     There's a place in Hell prepared for you
        To sit on the serpent's knee."

Or this--

    "In a manger laid and wrapped I was--
        So very poor, this was my chance--
     Between an ox and a silly poor ass,
        To call my true love to the dance."

Or this--

    "Joseph did whistle and Mary did sing,
     And all the bells on earth did ring
        On Christmas Day in the morning."

These are verses from carols, and from excellent carols: but I protest
that with 'choirs and places where they sing' they will be found
incongruous.  Indeed, Mr. Bramley admits it.  Of his collection "some," he
says, "from their legendary, festive or otherwise less serious character,
are unfit for use within the church."

Now since, as we know, these old carols were written to be sung in the
open air, or in the halls and kitchens of private houses, I prefer to put
Mr. Bramley's proposition conversely, and say that the church is an
unsuitable place for carol singing.  If the clergy persist in so confining
it, they will no doubt in process of time evolve a number of new
compositions which differ from ordinary hymns sufficiently to be called
carols, but from which the peculiar charm of the carol has evaporated.
This charm (let me add) by no means consists in mere primitiveness or mere
archaism.  Genuine carols (if we could only get rid of affectation and be
honest authors in our own century without straining to age ourselves back
into the fifteenth) might be written to-day as appropriately as ever.
'Joseph did whistle,' &c., was no less unsuited at the date of its
composition to performance by a full choir in a chancel than it is to-day.
But whatever the precise nature of the charm may be, you can prove by a
very simple experiment that such a performance tends to impair it.
Assemble a number of carollers about your doorstep or within your hall,
and listen to their rendering of 'The first good joy,' or 'The angel
Gabriel;' then take them off to church and let them sing these same
ditties to an organ accompaniment.  You will find that, strive against it
as they may, the tune drags slower and slower; the poem has become a
spiritless jingle, at once dismal and trivial.  Take the poor thing out
into the fresh air again and revive it with a fife and drum; stay it with
flagons and comfort it with apples, for it is sick of improper feeding.

No, no: such a carol as 'God rest you, merry gentlemen,' has a note which
neither is suited by, nor can be suited to, what people call 'the sacred
edifice': while 'Joseph was an old man,' 'I saw three ships' and 'The
first good joy' are plainly impossible.  Associate them with organ and
surpliced choir, and you are mixing up things that differ.  Omit them, at
the same time banning the house-to-house caroller, and you tyrannically
limit men's devotional impulses.  I am told that the clergy frown upon
house-to-house carolling, because they believe it encourages drunkenness.
Why then, let them take the business in hand and see that too much drink
is neither taken nor offered.  This ought not to be very difficult.
But, as with the old plays, so with carol-singing, it is easier and more
consonant with the Puritan temper to abolish a practice than to elevate it
and clear away abuses: and the half-instructed mind is taught with fatal
facility to condemn use and abuse in a lump, to believe carol-singing a
wile of the Evil One because Bill once went around carol-singing and came
home drunk.

In parishes where a more tolerant spirit prevails I am glad to note that
the old custom, and even a taste for the finer ditties, seem to be
reviving.  Certainly the carollers visit us in greater numbers and sing
with more evidence of careful practice than they did eight or ten years
ago: and friends in various parts of England have a like story to tell.
In this corner the rigour of winter does not usually begin before January,
and it is no unusual thing to be able to sit out of doors in sunshine for
an hour or so in the afternoon of Christmas Day.  The vessels in sight fly
their flags and carry bunches of holly at their topmast-heads: and I
confess the day is made cheerfuller for us if they are answered by the
voices of carollers on the waterside, or if, walking inland, I hear the
note of the clarionet in some 'town-place' or meet a singing-party
tramping between farm and farm.


That the fresh bloom of the carol was evanescent and all too easily
destroyed I always knew; but never realised its extreme fugacity until,
some five years ago, it fell to me to prepare an anthology, which, under
the title of _The Oxford Book of English Verse_, has since achieved some
popularity.  I believed that previous English anthologists had unjustly,
even unaccountably, neglected our English carols, and promised myself to
redress the balance.  I hunted through many collections, and brought
together a score or so of pieces which, considered merely as carols, were
gems of the first water.  But no sooner did I set them among our finer
lyrics than, to my dismay, their colours vanished; the juxtaposition
became an opposition which killed them, and all but half a dozen had to be
withdrawn.  There are few gems more beautiful than the amethyst: but an
amethyst will not live in the company of rubies.  A few held their own--
the exquisite 'I sing of a Maiden' for instance--

    "I sing of a Maiden
        That is makeles;[1]
     King of all kings
        To her son she ches.[2]

    "He came al so still
        There his mother was,
     As dew in April
        That falleth on the grass.

    "He came al so still
        To his mother's bour,
     As dew in April
        That falleth on the flour.

    "He came al so still
        There his mother lay
     As dew in April
        That falleth on the spray.

    "Mother and maiden
        Was never none but she;
     Well may such a lady
        Goddes mother be."

     [1] Without a mate.
     [2] Chose.

Or 'Lestenyt, lordings,' or 'Of one that is so fair and bright;' and my
favourite, 'The Seven Virgins,' set among the ballads lost none of its
lovely candour.  But on the whole, and sorely against my will, it had to
be allowed that our most typical carols will not bear an ordeal through
which many of the rudest ballads pass safely enough.  So it will be found,
I suspect, with the carols of other nations.  I take a typical English
one, exhumed not long ago by Professor Flugel from a sixteenth century MS.
at Balliol College, Oxford, and pounced upon as a gem by two such
excellent judges of poetry as Mr. Alfred W. Pollard and Mr. F. Sidgwick:--

    "_Can I not sing but Hoy!
     The jolly shepherd made so much joy!_
     The shepherd upon a hill he sat,
     He had on him his tabard[1] and his hat,
     His tar-box, his pipe and his flagat;[2]
     And his name was called jolly, jolly Wat,
        For he was a good herd's-boy,
             Ut hoy!
        For in his pipe he made so much joy."

    "The shepherd upon a hill was laid
     His dog to his girdle was tayd,
     He had not slept but a little braid
     But _Gloria in excelsis_ was to him said
             Ut hoy!
        For in his pipe he made so much joy.

    "The shepherd on a hill he stood,
     Round about him his sheep they yode,[3]
     He put his hand under his hood,
     He saw a star as red as blood.
            Ut hoy!
        For in his pipe he made so much joy."

The shepherd of course follows the star, and it guides him to the inn and
the Holy Family, whom he worships:--

    "'Now farewell, mine own herdsman Wat!'
     'Yea, 'fore God, Lady, even so I hat:[4]
     Lull well Jesu in thy lap,
     And farewell Joseph, with thy round cap!'
             Ut hoy!
         For in his pipe he made so much joy."

     [1] Short coat.
     [2] Flagon.
     [3] Went.
     [4] Am hight, called.

Set beside this the following Burgundian carol (of which, by the way, you
will find a charming translation in Lady Lindsay's _A Christmas Posy_):--

    "Giullo, pran ton tamborin;
     Toi, pran tai fleute, Robin.
     Au son de ces instruman--
     Turelurelu, patapatapan--
     Au son de ces instruman
     Je diron Noel gaiman.

    "C'eto lai mode autrefoi
     De loue le Roi de Roi;
     Au son de ces instruman--
     Turelurelu, patapatapan--
     Au son de ces instruman
     Ai nos an fau faire autan.

    "Ce jor le Diale at ai cu,
     Randons an graice ai Jesu;
     Au son de ces instruman--
     Turelurelu, patapatapar--
     Au son de ces instruman
     Fezon lai nique ai Satan.

    "L'homme et Dei son pu d'aicor
     Que lai fleute et le tambor.
     Au son de ces instruman--
     Turelurelu, patapatapan--
     Au son de ces instruman
     Chanton, danson, santons-an!"

To set either of these delightful ditties alongside of the richly-jewelled
lyrics of Keats or of Swinburne, of Victor Hugo or of Gautier would be to
sin against congruity, even as to sing them in church would be to sin
against congruity.


There was one carol, however, which I was fain to set alongside of 'The
Seven Virgins,' and omitted only through a scruple in tampering with two
or three stanzas, necessary to the sense, but in all discoverable versions
so barbarously uncouth as to be quite inadmissible.  And yet 'The Holy
Well' is one of the loveliest carols in the language, and I cannot give up
hope of including it some day: for the peccant verses as they stand are
quite evidently corrupt, and if their originals could be found I have no
doubt that the result would be flawless beauty.  Can any of my readers
help to restore them?

'The Holy Well,' according to Mr. Bramley, is traditional in Derbyshire.
'Joshua Sylvester,' in _A Garland of Christmas Carols_, published in 1861,
took his version from an eighteenth-century broadsheet printed at
Gravesend, and in broadsheet form it seems to have been fairly common.
I choose the version given by Mr. A. H. Bullen in his _Carols and Poems_,
published by Nimmo in 1886:--

    "As it fell out one May morning,
        And upon one bright holiday,
     Sweet Jesus asked of His dear mother
        If He might go to play.

    "To play, to play, sweet Jesus shall go,
        And to play pray get you gone;
     And let me hear of no complaint
        At night when you come home.

    "Sweet Jesus went down to yonder town,
        As far as the Holy Well,
     And there did see as fine children,
        As any tongue can tell.

    "He said, God bless you every one,
        And your bodies Christ save and see:
     Little children shall I play with you,
        And you shall play with Me?"

So far we have plain sailing; but now, with the children's answer, comes
the trouble:--

    "But they made answer to Him, No:
        They were lords' and ladies sons;
     And He, the meanest of them all,
        Was but a maiden's child, born in an ox's stall.

    "Sweet Jesus turn'd Him around,
        And He neither laughed nor smiled,
     But the tears came trickling from His eyes
        Like water from the skies."

A glance, as I contend, shows these lines to be corrupt: they were not
written, that is to say, in the above form, which violates metre and
rhyme-arrangement, and is both uncouth and redundant.  The carol now picks
up its pace again and proceeds--

    "Sweet Jesus turned Him round about,
        To His mother's dear home went He,
     And said, I have been in yonder town
        As far as you can see."

Some versions give 'As after you can see.'  Jesus repeats the story
precisely as it has been told, with His request to the children and their
rude answer.  Whereupon Mary says:--

    "Though You are but a maiden's child,
        Born in an ox's stall,
     Though art the Christ, the King of Heaven,
        And the Saviour of them all.

    "Sweet Jesus, go down to yonder town
        As far as the Holy Well,
     And take away those sinful souls
        And dip them deep in Hell.

    "Nay, nay, sweet Jesus said,
        Nay, nay, that may not be;
     There are too many sinful souls
        Crying out for the help of Me."

On this exquisite close the carol might well end, as Mr. Bullen with his
usual fine judgment makes it end.  But the old copies give an additional
stanza, and a very silly one:--

    "O then spoke the angel Gabriel,
        Upon one good St. Stephen,
     Although you're but a maiden's child,
        You are the King of Heaven."

'One good St. Stephen' is obviously an ignorant misprint for 'one good set
steven,' _i.e._ 'appointed time,' and so it appears in Mr. Bramley's book,
and in Mr. W. H.  Husk's _Songs of the Nativity_.  But the stanza is
foolish, and may be dismissed.  To amend the text of the children's answer
is less legitimate.  Yet one feels sorely tempted; and I cannot help
suggesting that the original ran something like this:--

    "But they made answer to Him, No:
        They were lords and ladies all;
     And He was but a maiden's child,
        Born in an ox's stall.

    "Sweet Jesus turned Him round about,
        And He neither laughed nor smiled,
     But the tears came trickling from His eyes
        To be but a maiden's child. . . ."

I plead for this suggestion: (1) that it adds nothing to the text and
changes but one word; (2) that it removes nothing but the weak and
unrhyming 'Like water from the skies'; and (3) that it leads directly to
Mary's answer:--

    "Though you are but a maiden's child,
        Born in an ox's stall," &c.

But it were better to hunt out the original than to accept any emendation;
and I hope you will agree that the original of this little poem, so
childlike and delicately true, is worth hunting for.  "The carol," says
Mr. Husk, "has a widely-spread popularity.  On a broadside copy printed at
Gravesend,"--presumably the one from which 'Joshua Sylvester' took his
version--"there is placed immediately under the title a woodcut purporting
to be a representation of the site of the Holy Well, Palestine; but the
admiration excited thereby for the excellent good taste of the printer is
too soon alas! dispelled, for between the second and third stanzas we see
another woodcut representing a feather-clad-and-crowned negro seated on a
barrel, smoking--a veritable ornament of a tobacconists' paper."


One of the finest carols written of late years is Miss Louise Imogen
Guiney's _Tryste Noel_.  It is deliberately archaic, and (for reasons
hinted at above) I take deliberate archaism to be about the worst fault a
modern carol-writer can commit.  Also it lacks the fine simplicity of
Christina Rossetti's _In the bleak midwinter_.  I ought to dislike it,
too, for its sophisticated close.  Yet its curious rhythm and curious
words haunt me in spite of all prejudice:--

    "The Ox he openeth wide the Doore
     And from the Snowe he calls her inne;
     And he hath seen her smile therefore,
        Our Ladye without sinne.
           Now soone from Sleepe
           A Starre shall leap,
     And soone arrive both King and Hinde:
                  _Amen, Amen_;
     But O the Place cou'd I but finde!

    "The Ox hath husht his Voyce and bent
     Trewe eye of Pity ore the Mow;
     And on his lovelie Neck, forspent,
        The Blessed lays her Browe.
           Around her feet
           Full Warme and Sweete
     His bowerie Breath doth meeklie dwell;
                  _Amen, Amen_;
     But sore am I with vaine Travel!

    "The Ox is Host in Juda's stall,
     And Host of more than onely one,
     For close she gathereth withal
        Our Lorde, her little Sonne.
           Glad Hinde and King
           Their Gyfte may bring,
     But wou'd to-night my Teares were there;
                  _Amen, Amen_;
     Between her Bosom and His hayre!"


The days are short.  I return from this Christmas ramble and find it high
time to light the lamp and pull the curtains over my Cornish Window.

    "The days are sad--it is the Holy tide:
        The Winter morn is short, the Night is long;
     So let the lifeless Hours be glorified
        With deathless thoughts and echo'd in sweet song:
     And through the sunset of this purple cup
        They will resume the roses of their prime,
     And the old Dead will hear us and wake up,
        Pass with dim smiles and make our hearts sublime!"

Friends dead and friends afar--I remember you at this season, here with
the log on the hearth, the holly around the picture frames and the wine at
my elbow.  One glass in especial to you, my old friend in the far north!--


CHRISTMAS EVE


    "Friend, old friend in the manse by the fireside sitting,
        Hour by hour while the grey ash drips from the log.
     You with a book on your knee, your wife with her knitting,
        Silent both, and between you, silent, the dog--

    "Silent here in the south sit I, and, leaning,
        One sits watching the fire, with chin upon hand,
     Gazes deep in its heart--but ah! its meaning
        Rather I read in the shadows and understand.

    "Dear, kind, she is; and daily dearer, kinder,
        Love shuts the door on the lamp and our two selves:
     Not my stirring awakened the flame that behind her
        Lit up a name in the leathern dusk of the shelves.

    "Veterans are my books, with tarnished gilding:
        Yet there is one gives back to the winter grate
     Gold of a sunset flooding a college building,
        Gold of an hour I waited--as now I wait--

    "For a light step on the stair, a girl's low laughter,
        Rustle of silks, shy knuckles tapping the oak,
     Dinner and mirth upsetting my rooms, and, after,
        Music, waltz upon waltz, till the June day broke.

    "Where is her laughter now?  Old tarnished covers--
        You that reflect her with fresh young face unchanged--
     Tell that we met, that we parted, not as lovers:
        Time, chance, brought us together, and these estranged.

    "Loyal we were to the mood of the moment granted,
        Bruised not its bloom, but danced on the wave of its joy;
     Passion, wisdom, fell back like a wall enchanted
        Ringing a floor for us both--Heaven for the boy!

    "Where is she now?  Regretted not, though departed,
        Blessings attend and follow her all her days!
     --Look to your hound:  he dreams of the hares he started,
        Whines, and awakes, and stretches his limbs to the blaze.

    "Far old friend in the manse, by the grey ash peeling
        Flake by flake from the heat in the Yule log's core,
     Look past the woman you love--On wall and ceiling
        Climbs not a trellis of roses--and ghosts--o' yore?

    "Thoughts, thoughts!  Whistle them back like hounds returning--
        Mark how her needles pause at a sound upstairs.
     Time for bed, and to leave the log's heart burning!
        Give ye good-night, but first thank God in your prayers!"