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Voyages and Travels of Count Funnibos and Baron Stilkin, by William H G
Kingston.

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This book is definitely intended for the younger ones.  Kingston does
not really show how humorous he can be in most of his books, but this
book is definitely meant to be funny and succeeds.

Two elderly minor nobles agree that they will set out on a voyage to see
the world.  They set out on it, but their adventures take them no
farther than Holland, which is where they already are.  They have
various mishaps, and even at one point get separated, only coming
together again by chance.  The whole thing is so absurd that we can
relax and laugh at the adventures of the two noblemen.  It is curious,
the different mindset one has to have when reading the exploits of a
couple of plainly idiotic buffoons, compared with that taken on when
reading practically any other book.

The book is illustrated profusely, and we feel you will enjoy reading or
listening to it.

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VOYAGES AND TRAVELS OF COUNT FUNNIBOS AND BARON STILKIN, BY WILLIAM H G
KINGSTON.



CHAPTER ONE.

"What shall we do with ourselves, my dear Stilkin?" exclaimed Count
Funnibos, yawning and stretching out his legs and arms, which were of
the longest.

"Do! why, travel," answered Baron Stilkin, with a smile on his genial
countenance.

"Travel! what for?" asked the Count, yawning again.

"To see the world, to be sure," answered the Baron.

"The world! why, don't we see it by looking out of the window?" asked
the Count.

"That's what many people say, and fancy they know the world when they
have looked out of their own windows," observed the Baron.

"Ah, yes, perhaps you are right: you always are when I happen to be
wrong, and you differ from me--unless you are wrong also," replied the
Count.  "But where shall we go?"

"Why, round the world if we want to see it;--or as far round as we can
get," said the Baron, correcting himself; "and then we shall not have
seen it all."

"When shall we start?" asked the Count, brightening up; "next year?"

"Next fiddlesticks! this afternoon, to be sure.  Don't put off till
to-morrow what can be done to-day, still less till next year.  What's to
hinder us?  We have no ties."

"Yes, there are my neck-ties to come from the laundress," said the
Count, who was addicted to taking things literally; "and I must procure
some new shoe-ties."

"Never mind, I'll get them for you in good time," said the Baron.  "You
have plenty of money, so you can pay for both of us, which will simplify
accounts."

"Yes, to be sure, I hate complicated accounts," remarked the Count, who
thought the Baron the essence of wisdom, and that this was an especially
bright idea.  "And what luggage shall we require?"

"Let me see: you have two valises--one will do for you and the other for
me," said the Baron, putting his fore-finger on his brow in a thoughtful
manner.  "All, yes; besides the ties you will require a shirt-collar or
two, a comb to unravel those hyacinthine locks of yours, a pair of
spectacles, and a toothpick.  It might be as well also to take an
umbrella, in case we should be caught out in the rainy season."

"But shouldn't I take my slippers?" asked the Count.

"What a brilliant idea!" exclaimed the Baron.  "And that reminds me that
you must of course take your seven-league boots."

"But I have only one pair, and if I put them on I shall be unable to
help running away from you, and we could no longer be called travelling
companions."

"Ah, yes, I foresaw that difficulty from the first," observed the Baron.
"But, my dear Funnibos, I never allow difficulties to stand in my way.
I've thought of a plan to overcome that one.  You shall wear one boot
and I'll wear the other, then hand in hand we'll go along across the
country almost as fast as you would alone."

"Much faster--for I should to a certainty lose my way, or stick in a
quagmire," observed the Count.

"Then all our arrangements are made," said the Baron.  "I'll see about
any other trifles we may require.  Now let us pack up."

"You have forgotten my ties," observed the Count.

"Ah, yes, so I had," observed the Baron, and he hurried off to the
laundress for them.  He soon returned, and the valises being filled and
strapped up, the Baron tucked one under each arm.

"Stop," said the Count, "I must give directions to my housekeeper about
the management of my castle and estates during my absence."

"Tell her to bolt the windows and lock all the doors of the castle, so
that no one can get in; and as for the estates, they won't run away,"
said the Baron.

"Thank you for the bright idea; I'll act upon it," answered the Count.
"Still, people do lose their estates in some way or other.  How is
that?"

"Because they do not look properly after them," answered the Baron.

"But mine are secured to my heirs," said the Count.

"Then they cannot run away unless your heirs run also, therefore pray
set your mind at rest on that score; and now come along."  The Baron as
he spoke took up the two portmanteaus, which were patent Lilliputians,
warranted to carry any amount of clothing their owners could put into
them, and they set off on their travels.

"In what direction shall we go?" asked the Count.

"That must depend upon circumstances," answered the Baron.  "Wherever
the wind blows us."

"But suppose it should blow one day in one direction and another in the
opposite, how shall we ever get to the end of our voyage?" inquired the
Count, stopping, and looking his companion in the face.

"That puzzles me, but let us get on board first, and see how things turn
out," observed the Baron.  "Ships do go round the world somehow or
other, and I suppose if they do not find a fair wind in one place they
find it another."

"But how are they to get to that other place?" asked the Count, who was
in an inquisitive mood.

"That's what we are going to find out," observed the Baron.

"But must we go by sea?" asked the Count.  "Could not we keep on the
land, and then we shall be independent of the wind?"

"My dear Count, don't you know that we cannot possibly get round the
world unless we go by sea?" exclaimed the Baron.  "I thought that you
had received a better education than to be ignorant of that fact."

"Ah, yes, to be sure, when I have condescended to look at a map, I have
observed that there are two great oceans, dividing the continent of
America from Europe on one side, and Asia on the other, but I had
forgotten it at the moment.  However, is it absolutely necessary to go
all the way round the world?  Could we not on this excursion just see a
part of it, and then, if we like our expedition, we can conclude it on
another occasion."

"But how are we to see the world unless we go round it?" exclaimed the
Baron, with some asperity in his tone.  "That is what I thought we set
out to do."

"Ah, yes, my dear Baron, but, to tell you the truth, I do not feel quite
comfortable at the thoughts of going so far," said the Count, in a
hesitating tone.  "Could not we just see one country first, then
another, and another, and so on?  We shall know far more about them than
if we ran round the globe as fast as the lightning flashes, or bullet or
arrow flies, or a fish swims; or you may choose any other simile you
like to denote speed," observed the Count.  "In that case we should only
see things on our right hand, and on our left, and I do not think we
should know much about the countries towards either of the Poles."

"Your remark exhibits a sagacity for which I always gave you credit,"
observed the Baron, making a bow to his friend.  "But I tell you what,
if we stop talking here we shall never make any progress on our journey.
Let us go down to the quay and ascertain what vessels are about to
sail, and we can accordingly take a passage on board one of them."

"We could not well take a passage on board two," observed the Count.

"Ha, ha, ha!" laughed the Baron; "very good, very good; but come along,
my dear fellow; stir your stumps, as the English vulgarly express it;
let us be moving; _Allons donc_, as a Frenchman would say."  And arm in
arm the two travellers proceeded to the quay.  On reaching it they
observed an individual of rotund proportions, with a big apron fastened
up to his chin, seated on the end of a wall smoking a long clay pipe,
and surrounded by chests, bales, casks, and packages of all
descriptions.  He looked as if he was lord of all he surveyed: indeed
there was no other individual in sight except a person coming up some
steps from the river and bringing several buckets suspended from a stick
over his shoulders, but he was evidently a hewer of wood and a drawer of
water, and therefore of no account in the eyes of the burly gentleman.

"Friend," said the Baron, making a bow to the latter individual, "can
you inform me where we shall find a vessel about to sail round the
world, and when she is likely to proceed on her voyage?"

The latter individual took a sidelong glance at the Baron, and then at
the Count, and blew a puff of smoke, but made no answer.

"The poor man is perhaps deaf," suggested the Count.  Whereon the Baron
in louder tones exclaimed, "Can you tell me, friend,"--the burly
individual blew another cloud of smoke--"where shall we find a vessel
about to sail round the world, and when she commences her voyage?"
continued the Baron.

The burly individual opened his eyes as wide as his fat cheeks would
allow him, then blew a fresh cloud of smoke, and with the end of his
pipe, evidently not wishing to fatigue himself by speaking, pointed
along the quay, where the masts of numerous vessels could be seen
crowded together.

"Thank you, friend," said the Count, making a bow, for he always piqued
himself on his politeness.  The Baron felt angry at not having his
question answered more promptly, and only gave a formal nod, of which
the burly individual took not the slightest notice.

The two travellers continued on, picking their way among the casks,
cases, bales, packages and anchors, and guns stuck upright with their
muzzles in the ground, and bits of iron chain and spars, and broken
boats, and here and there a capstan or a windlass, tall cranes, and all
sorts of other articles such as encumber the wharves of a mercantile
seaport.  As they went along the Baron asked the same question which he
had put to the burly individual of several other persons whom he and his
friend encountered; some laughed and did not take the trouble of
replying, others said that there were vessels of all sorts about to sail
to various lands, but whether they were going round the world was not
known to them.

"We must make inquiries for ourselves," said the Baron.  "Remember that
those who want a thing go for it, those who don't want it stay at home;
now, as we do want to know where those ships are about to sail to, we
must go."

"But, my dear Baron, a dreadful thought has occurred to me.  I quite
forgot to speak to Johanna Klack, my estimable and trustworthy
housekeeper, to give her directions as to her proceedings during my
absence.  I really think I must go back, or she will not know what to
do."

"No, no, my dear Count, I cannot allow you to do so foolish an act.  I
know Johanna Klack too well for that," said the Baron, with some
bitterness in his tone.  "She'll not let you go away again; she'll talk
you to death with arguments against your going; she'll lock you up in
the blue room, or the brown room, or in the dungeon itself, and I shall
have to proceed alone.  More than half the pleasure of the voyage will
be lost without your society; besides which, I have no money to pay for
my passage, for you will remember that you undertook to do that."

"Then, I will leave my portmanteau and my umbrella with you as a
security," said the Count, trying to get his arm free from that of his
friend.

"Ha, ha, ha! that will be no security at all," observed the Baron.
"Why, it would be the cause of my destruction.  Just see how I should be
situated.  Johanna Klack will shut you up, and you will disappear from
this sublunary world for a time, at all events.  It is already known
that we set out on our travels.  I shall be discovered with your
portmanteau as well as my own, and accused, notwithstanding my
protestations of innocence, of having done away with you, and before
Johanna Klack allows you to reappear I shall to a certainty be hung up
by the neck, or have my head chopped off, or be transported beyond seas.
Johanna Klack may be a very estimable and charming individual, but I
know her too well to trust her.  Let her alone; she and your steward
being, as you say, thoroughly honest, will manage your affairs to your
satisfaction.  When we are once away--two or three hundred miles off--
you can write and tell her that you are gone on your travels, and give
such directions as you may deem necessary.  Come along, my dear fellow,
come along; I fear even now that she may have discovered our departure
and may consider it her duty to follow us."

"If she does, she had better look out for the consequences," said the
Baron to himself.

The Count yielded to his friend's arguments, and they continued their
course.  As they reached the more frequented parts of the quay, where
the larger number of vessels were collected, they observed a party of
jovial sailors assembled in front of a wine-shop door; some were seated
at their ease on benches, either smoking or holding forth to their
companions, who were standing by listening.  They looked perfectly happy
and contented with themselves.  One lolling back with his legs stretched
out, who was evidently the orator of the party, and thought no small
beer of himself, was spinning an interesting yarn or making some amusing
jokes.

"Those are the sort of mariners I should like to sail with," observed
the Baron.  "They are stout fellows, and probably first-rate seamen.
Let us draw near and hear what they are talking about."

The sailors took no notice of the Count and Baron as they approached.

"I tell you I've been to the North Sea and to the South Seas, to the Red
Sea and the Black Sea, and the Yellow Sea too, and crossed the Atlantic,
Pacific, and Indian Oceans scores of times; and I've sailed to the North
Pole and South Pole, and all the world round, and I have seen stranger
sights than have most men, from the day they were born to the day they
died.  The strangest spectacle I ever beheld was once in the Indian
Ocean.  We were sailing along with a fair breeze and studding sails set
below and aloft, when we saw coming towards us five water-spouts, just
like so many twisted columns: dark clouds seemed to come from the sky,
and piles of water rose out of the ocean.  It was a bad look-out for us,
for we expected to have them aboard our ship, when they would have sent
her to the bottom in no time.  But our skipper was not a man to be
daunted by difficulties.  As soon as he saw them coming he ordered the
guns to be loaded and run out.  As the first came near he fired, and
down fell the waterspout with a rushing sound into the ocean.  `It is
your turn next,' he sang out, pointing a gun at another, which he
treated in the same fashion; but three came on together, when he blazed
away at them and all were knocked to pieces in a moment; and the ocean
was as calm as it had been before we saw them.  You may well say that
was curious.  I have heard of water-spouts doing much damage, but I
never saw a ship swamped by one."

The Count and Baron were much interested, and got still nearer, that
they might not lose a word.

"I told you, mates, that I had been to the North Pole and South Pole,
and I've seen wonderful sights there also.  What do you think of an
iceberg a mile long, two or three hundred feet high?  I have been among
such, and surrounded by them too, in a way which seemed as if it was
impossible we should ever get free again.  When the sun is shining
they're beautiful to look at: some with great caverns below, with
icicles hanging down from the roof, and the top of the berg covered with
what one might fancy to be towers, steeples, and ruined castles and
arches, all glittering and shining just as if they were made of
alabaster and precious stones; and the sea a deep purple, or sometimes
blue, with streaks of yellow and red.  You'd think it was cold enough
there, but the summer up in the North is one long day, with the sun in
the sky all the time; and I have known it pretty hot there--hot enough
to set the icebergs melting, and the water rushing down their sides in
fountains.  Now and then, when the under part is worn away, they get
top-heavy, and over they go, just like a porpoise making a somersault.
It does not do to be near them on those occasions, for they'd send the
stoutest ship to the bottom in a moment; and even at a distance I have
known bits of ice come down on the deck big enough to crack a
blackamoor's head, though we were many fathoms off it.

"As I said, the summer is short, and that is the only time ships can
sail about, and make their way among the ice.  Then comes the winter,
and terribly long that is; it lasts well-nigh ten months, and for all
that time the ship is shut up just as fast as if she was in a dock with
the entrance closed by stone.  There she lies, housed over, with
topgallant-masts struck, and if it was not for the stoves below, which
must be kept alight at all hours of the day and night, people would be
frozen to death: I have heard, indeed, of a whole ship's company being
turned into ice.  For many days during the time the sun is below the
horizon, and there is one long night; the stars, however, when the sky
is clear, shine brightly, and sometimes the Northern lights blaze up and
sparkle, and people can see their way over the ice, but it is not
pleasant travelling, and one has to wear wonderfully thick clothing, and
mits on the hands, and to cover up all but the eyes, nose, and mouth, or
a man would get frost--bitten very quickly.  Then bears come prowling
about, and they are awkward customers to meet alone, for they have
powerful jaws and sharp claws, and one hug is enough to squeeze the
breath out of a person.  They have carried off many a poor fellow who
has wandered away from his ship.  Besides the bears there are Arctic
foxes, with white fur, and though they do not attack a fellow on his
feet with a thick stick in his hand, yet I do not know how they would
treat him if they found him lying down unable to defend himself.

"Sometimes ships, before they can get into harbour, are caught in the
ice, and have to pass the winter out in the sea, if they have time to
cut a dock before the ice presses on them.  They may thus be tolerably
secure, but I have known ships to be crushed to atoms before they have
had time to do that, and their crews have had to get on board other
ships, or make for the land, and spend the winter there in snow huts; or
they have perished.  Still, many people have passed two and three
winters together in the Arctic regions, and have kept their health and
been happy, when they have had sufficient firing and good food.  On one
of those occasions I learned to read and write, which I did not know how
to do before, and much use it has been to me ever since.

"Then we had amusements of all sorts.  We rigged a theatre on board, and
acted plays and recited, and had a masquerade, and funny sort of dresses
we appeared in.  But we had work to do also; we had to build a wall of
snow round the ship, so that in cold weather we were protected from the
wind when we took our exercise, running round and round inside it.  The
worst part of the business was the long night and the bitter cold, for
it was cold, I can tell you; and glad enough we were when we saw the sun
rising just above the hillocks of ice far away to the southward, and
though for some time it was for a very short period above the horizon,
yet day after day at noon it appeared higher and higher, and its rays
shed some warmth down upon us.

"Still the winter was not over, and our captain arranged to make some
journeys to explore the country.  In that part of the world dogs are
often used to draw sleighs, but as we had no dogs we were compelled to
drag them ourselves, about five men to each sleigh, which is a sort of
long carriage without wheels, with iron runners like two skates placed
under it, and the goods lashed along on the top.  We carried our
provisions, tents, and cooking utensils.  When the ice was smooth it was
pretty easy travelling, but we often had to drag the sleighs up steep
places, over hillocks, and rough ground, and then it was heavy work, and
we could only make good a few miles a day.

"A man need be pretty strong and hardy to go through that sort of work.
At night we slept inside our tents, as close together as we could pack,
the only warmth we could obtain being from the spirit lamps we carried,
which served also to warm up our cocoa and cook our food.  I was not
sorry when the journey was over, though we were merry enough during it.
At length we got out of harbour, but we had still not a few dangers to
encounter.  Sometimes we were nearly driven on shore by the floes of ice
pressing on us; at others we ran a great risk of being nipped by getting
between two floes which approached each other; then there was the chance
of the icebergs falling down on us.  We several times had to cut our way
with saws through the ice to get into open water.  We were heartily glad
when we were free altogether, and sailing along with a fair wind over
the ocean to the southward, leaving the world of ice astern.  However, I
should be ready to go again, and so would most fellows who were with me,
I have a notion."

"That's more than I should, after what I have heard," observed the Count
to the Baron.  "I object excessively to take a trip to the North Pole,
wherever else we may go.  I have no fancy, either, to be sent to the
bottom by a waterspout."

"Wherever we go we may expect to meet with some danger or other," said
the Baron.  "It adds zest to the pleasure of travelling."

"I would rather avoid the zest," said the Count.  "But shall we ask
these brave fellows what ship they belong to.  Perhaps she's not going
to the North Pole or the Indian Seas on this occasion, and they
evidently form a sturdy crew.  Will you speak to them or shall I?"

"I'll address them," said the Baron, and stepping up to the seamen, he
said--

"Brave sailors, I have heard the account your shipmate has been giving
you of his adventures, and as we are desirous of sailing round the
world, we should be glad to take a passage on board the ship to which
you belong."

"Unless you were to chop yourselves up into a good many portions you'd
find that a hard matter, master," answered one of the seamen.  "We all
happen, do ye see, to belong to different ships, and some don't belong
to any ship at all, and when we do sail, the chances are we go to as
many parts of the world."

"Then, most gallant sailors, will you have the kindness to inform us
what ship is likely next to sail from this port, and whither is she
bound?" said the Baron.

"As to that, I heard old Jan Dunck, skipper of the galiot _Golden Hog_,
saying that he was about to sail for Amsterdam with the next tide.  It
wants but an hour or so to that time, and if you look sharp about it you
may get on board and make your arrangements with him before he trips his
anchor," answered the sailor.

"Thanks, brave sailors, for the information you have afforded us," said
the Baron.  "You will confer a further favour if you will show us where
the said galiot _Golden Hog_ lies at anchor.  Among this vast fleet of
shipping we should otherwise have considerable difficulty in discovering
her, and my friend Count Funnibos will, I am sure, reward you
handsomely."

"Reward is neither here nor there, but I don't mind showing you old
Dunck's craft, if you will come along with me."

Thus saying, the sailor, getting up, put his hands in his pockets, and
led the way along the quay.  On one side it was bordered by high houses,
with curious gables; the floors projecting one beyond the other, and
little terraces and balconies and excrescences of all sorts, carved and
painted in gay colours, and cranes and beams, with blocks and ropes
hanging from their ends.  On the other side appeared a forest of masts,
yards, and rigging, rising out of vessels of all shapes and sizes, in
apparently such inextricable confusion that it seemed impossible they
should ever get free of each other, and float independently on the
ocean.  On the opposite side was an old castle with four towers, looking
very glum and gloomy; and more vessels and boats below it, leaving the
centre of the river tolerably clear for other craft to pass up and down.
The sailor rolled along with an independent air, not looking to see
whether those he had offered to guide were following him; now and then,
when passing an old shipmate it might be, or other nautical
acquaintance, he gave a nod of recognition without taking his hands from
his pockets or his pipe from his mouth.

"Who have you got in tow there?" asked one or two.

"Don't know: they want to see the skipper, Jan Dunck, and I'm piloting
them to where his galiot lies."

"They look remarkably green, but they'll be done considerably brown
before old Dunck lands them," he said in an under tone, so that the
Count and Baron did not hear him.  As they were going along the sailor
stopped suddenly, and pointed to a black-whiskered man, wearing a
tarpaulin hat on his head, with high boots, and a flushing coat.

"There's the skipper, Jan Dunck, and there's his craft just off the
shore.  I'll tell him what you want, and wish you a good voyage," said
the seaman, who then went up to the skipper.

"If they pay for their passage, and do not complain of the roughness of
the sea, or blame me for it, I'll take them," said the skipper, eyeing
the Count and the Baron as he spoke.

The arrangement was soon concluded.

"But you promised that I should reward the sailor," observed the Count
to his friend.

"I will return him our profuse thanks.  Such will be the most simple and
economical way of paying the debt," answered the Baron; and turning to
the seaman, he said, politely lifting his hat, "Most brave and gallant
mariner, Count Funnibos and Baron Stilkin desire to return you their
most profuse thanks for the service you have rendered them, in
conducting them this far on their journey, and making known to them
this, I doubt not, worthy, stout, and sturdy captain, with whom they are
about to commence their voyages over the treacherous ocean."

"That's neither here nor there; I was happy to do you a service and
you're welcome to it, only in future don't make promises which you
cannot pay in better coin than that you have treated me with; and so
good day, Count Fuddlepate and Baron Stickum, or whatever you call
yourselves," answered the sailor; who, sticking his pipe in his mouth,
which he had taken out to make this long speech, and putting his hands
in his pocket, rolled back to where he had left his companions, to whom
he failed not to recount the liberal treatment he had received in the
way of compliment from the two exalted individuals he had introduced to
Captain Jan Dunck.



CHAPTER TWO.

"Well, Mynheers, the sooner we get on board the galiot the better," said
Captain Jan Dunck, addressing the Count and Baron.  "She's a fine
craft--a finer never floated on the Zuyder Zee; she carries a wonderful
amount of cargo; her accommodation for passengers is excellent; her
cabin is quite a palace, a fit habitation for a king.  She's well found
with a magnificent crew of sturdy fellows, and as to her captain, I
flatter myself--though it is I who say it--that you will not find his
equal afloat; yes, Mynheers, I say so without vanity.  I've sailed, man
and boy, for forty years or more on the stormy ocean, and never yet
found my equal.  I will convey you and your luggage and all other
belongings to Amsterdam with speed and safety, always providing the
winds are favourable, and we do not happen to stick on a mud-bank to be
left high and dry till the next spring-tide, or that a storm does not
arise and send us to the bottom, the fate which has overtaken many a
stout craft, but which by my skill and knowledge I hope to avoid.
However, I now invite you to come on board the _Golden Hog_, that we may
be ready to weigh anchor directly the tide turns, and proceed on our
voyage.  There lies the craft on board which you are to have the
happiness of sailing;" and Captain Jan Dunck, as he spoke, pointed to a
galiot of no over large proportions which lay a short distance from the
wharf, with her sails loosed ready for sea.

"Well, we are fortunate in finding so experienced a navigator," observed
the Count to the Baron, as they followed Captain Jan Dunck towards the
steps at the bottom of which lay his boat.  "He'll carry us as safely
round the world as would have done the brave Captains Schouten and Le
Maire, or Christofero Columbo himself."

"If we take him at his own estimation he is undoubtedly a first-rate
navigator; but you must remember, my dear Count, that it is not always
safe to judge of men by the report they give of themselves; we shall
know more about them at the termination of our voyage than we do at
present," observed the Baron.  "However, there is the boat, and he is
making signs to us to follow him."

The Count and Baron accordingly descended the steps into the galiot's
boat, in the stern of which sat the Captain, his weight lifting the bows
up considerably out of the water.  A sailor in a woollen shirt who had
lost one eye, and squinted with the other, and a nose, the ruddy tip of
which seemed anxious to be well acquainted with his chin, sat in the
bows with a pair of sculls in his hand ready to shove off at his
captain's command.

"Give way," said the skipper, and the one-eyed seaman began to paddle
slowly and deliberately, for the boat was heavily weighted with the
skipper and the Count and Baron in the stern, and as there was no
necessity for haste, greater speed would have been superfluous.

"Is this the way boats always move over the water?" asked the Count, as
he observed the curious manner in which the bow cocked up.

"Not unless they have great men in the stern, as my boat has at
present," answered the skipper.

"Ah, yes, I understand," said the Count, looking very wise.

The boat was soon alongside the galiot, on board which the skipper
stepped.  As soon as he was out of her the bow of the boat came down
with a flop in the water.  He then stood ready to receive the Count and
Baron.  As he helped them up on deck, he congratulated them on having
thus successfully performed the first part of their voyage.  "And now,
Mynheers," he continued, "I must beg you to admire the masts and
rigging, the yellow tint of the sails, the bright polish you can see
around you."

"You must have expended a large amount of paint and varnish in thus
adorning your vessel," observed the Count.

"I have done my best to make her worthy of her Captain," answered the
skipper, in a complacent tone, "and worthy, I may add, of conveying such
distinguished passengers as yourselves."

The Count bowed, and the Baron bowed, as they prepared to follow the
skipper down through a small square hole in the deck with a hatch over
it.

"Why, this is not as grand as I had expected," observed the Count.  "Not
quite a palace, as you described it, Captain."

"But it is as comfortable as a palace, and I find it far more so in a
heavy sea," observed the skipper.  "For you must understand that if the
vessel gives a sudden lurch, it is a great blessing not to be sent fifty
feet away to leeward, which you would be if you were in the room of a
palace.  See what comfort we have got here--everything within reach.  A
man has only to rise from his chair and tumble into bed, or tumble out
of bed, and sit down in his chair to breakfast.  Then, when he dresses
he has only to stretch out his hand to take hold of the things hanging
up against the bulkhead."

While the skipper was pointing out to his passengers the
super-excellence of the accommodation his vessel afforded, a female
voice was heard exclaiming, in shrill tones--

"I must see him, I must see my master, the Count!  He has bolted,
decamped, run off without so much as saying why he was going, or where
he was going, or leaving me those full and ample directions which I had
a right to expect."

"Hark!" exclaimed the Count, turning pale.  "That must be Johanna Klack;
if she once sees me, she'll take me back, to a certainty.  Oh dear me,
what shall I do?"

"I know what I will do," cried the Baron, beginning to ascend the
companion-ladder.  "Captain Jan Dunck, keep the Count down here below;
don't let him show himself on any account.  I will settle the matter.
This female, this termagant, will carry off one of your passengers, and,
as an honest man, you are bound to protect him."

"Ja, ja," said the Captain; "slip into one of those bunks and you will
be perfectly safe, and if she manages to get down below, my name isn't
Jan Dunck."  Saying this, the skipper followed the Baron up on deck,
and, clapping on the hatch, securely bolted it.

The Baron had grasped a boathook, the skipper seized a broomstick, and
in a loud voice shouted to his crew, "Boarders! repel boarders!"  In a
boat alongside stood a female, her countenance flushed and irate,
showing by her actions her intention of climbing up the vessel's side.
The crew obeyed their commander's call, and from the fore hatchway
appeared the small ship's boy, holding a kettle of boiling water in his
hand, while the rest had armed themselves with various weapons.

"Who are you, and what do you want?" asked Captain Jan Dunck, in a loud
voice.

"I am that most ill-used person, Johanna Klack, the housekeeper, once
honoured, respected, and trusted, of the noble Count Funnibos, who has
been inveigled away with treachery and guile by that false friend of
his, the Baron Stilkin.  I've proof positive of the fact, for as I
hurried along searching for the truants I met a brave mariner, who told
me that he had not only spoken with them, but had seen them go on board
this very vessel, and that, if I did not make haste, I should be too
late to catch them.  There's the Baron; I know him well, and I am very
sure that my master is not far off.  I must have him, I will have him
back!" and, making a spring, she endeavoured to mount the side of the
vessel.

"Will you?" exclaimed the skipper, bestowing a rap on her knuckles which
made the poor woman let go her hold of the rigging.

"Give it her," cried the Baron, lunging at her with his boathook, at
which the small ship's boy rushed forward with the steaming kettle in
his hand.

The unfortunate Johanna Klack, alarmed at what might be the
consequences, sprang back to the other side of the boat, and, losing her
balance, overboard she went, amid the jeers of the hard-hearted skipper
and crew of the galiot _Golden Hog_.  The hapless Vrouw, as she
descended into the far from limpid water, screamed loudly for help, the
waterman who had brought her off being too much astonished at first to
render it.

"Shove off," cried the skipper, "and hook the woman out of the water,
but do not bring her alongside this vessel again, if you value your
skull."

The man obeyed, and, stretching out his boathook, got hold of the
Vrouw's garments and hauled her on board.  The moment she had recovered
her breath she insisted on being taken back to the galiot; but the old
boatman was suddenly seized with a fit of deafness, and wisely pulled
away in an opposite direction.

"Take me back! take me back!" cried Johanna Klack.

"I am rowing as hard as I can," answered the boatman.

"Take me back to the vessel, on board which my honoured master is a
prisoner," shouted Johanna Klack.

"We shall soon be at the shore; you can then run home and change your
wet garments," answered the old boatman.

"I tell you I want to go back to that vessel," cried the housekeeper,
getting more and more angry and excited.

"Ja, ja, Vrouw; ja, ja, I will land you presently."

All this time the boatman was observing the threatening gestures of
Captain Jan Dunck and Baron Stilkin.  At last he disappeared with his
fare behind a crowd of vessels.

"Now, Captain," said the Baron, "the sooner we put to sea the better,
for I know Johanna Klack well enough to be certain that, if she does not
come herself, she will send a _posse comitatus_, or a party of
constables, or some other myrmidons of the law to arrest us under some
false accusation or other, and we shall be carried on shore
ignominiously as prisoners, and your voyage will be delayed."

"Ja, ja, I understand all about that," answered Captain Jan Dunck.  "You
boy, with the kettle of boiling water, go and carry it below, and help
to get the galiot under weigh.  Mate, turn the hands up and make sail."

The crew consisted of the mate, the one-eyed mariner, and the small
ship's boy.  The mate and the one-eyed mariner were on deck; they had
only to turn up the small ship's boy, who quickly made his appearance on
being summoned, and they set to work to turn round the windlass, which
soon won the anchor from its oozy bed.  The sails were set, and as a
light breeze had just then sprung up, the galiot began to move slowly
down the canal towards the open ocean, which was yet, however, a good
way off.  As the breeze freshened the galiot moved faster and faster,
and soon the town, with its church steeples and old towers and its crowd
of shipping, was left behind.

"I think we might venture to let the Count up on deck," observed the
Baron.  "He must be pretty well stifled by this time down in the hot
cabin."

"Ja, ja," answered Captain Dunck; "let him up.  No fear of the Vrouw
Klack coming after him now; if she does, we shall see her at a distance,
and make preparations for her reception."

"But if she comes with a _posse comitatus_" asked the Baron; "what shall
we do then?"

"Send the _posse comitatus_ about their business," answered Captain
Dunck, flourishing a handspike.  "I am skipper of this vessel, and no
one shall step on board without my leave, or if they do I will trundle
them overboard without their leave.  Oh, oh, oh; let them just come and
try it."

On receiving this assurance from Captain Jan Dunck, the Baron,
withdrawing the hatch, called to the Count to come on deck, and enjoy
the fresh air and the beauty of the scenery.  As no answer was returned,
the Baron, beginning to feel alarmed, fearing that his friend had been
truly suffocated, descended into the cabin.  A loud snore assured him
that the Count was fast asleep, forgetful of his castle, forgetful of
the Vrouw Klack, forgetful where he was, and of all other sublunary
matters.

"Count Funnibos, come and see the beautiful scenery," shouted the Baron.
Whereon, the Count starting up, hit his head such a blow against the
woodwork close above, that he fell back almost stunned.  He, however,
soon recovered, and in a low voice asked the Baron what had happened.

"The last thing that has happened is that you gave your head a
tremendous thwack," said the Baron; "but my object is to invite you on
deck to enjoy the beautiful scenery we are passing through, before we
put out into the open ocean, when we shall see no more green fields."

Thus summoned, the Count, getting out of the bunk, accompanied the Baron
on deck.  Then taking out his note-book he wrote: "Green fields, green
trees, windmills pretty numerous, cows white and black still more so,
sky and sea as usual, with here and there a vessel or other craft on the
calm surface of the latter."

"I see nothing more to describe," he said, as he closed the book and
returned it to his pocket.

Still the galiot glided on.

"It strikes me that there is some monotony in this kind of scenery,"
observed the Count to the Baron; "but it's pleasing, charming, and
soothing to one's troubled soul."

At last the wind dropped, and the galiot lay becalmed.

"What are we going to do now?" asked the Count, finding that the vessel
no longer moved through the water.

"Drop our anchor and wait till the ebb makes again, unless we wish to be
driven up by the flood all the way we have come," observed the skipper.

"What, and run the risk of meeting Johanna Klack!" exclaimed the Count,
in a voice of alarm.  "By all means do come to an anchor, my dear
Captain."

"That's what I intend to do," he answered; and he ordered the anchor to
be let go.

Other vessels were in the same condition as themselves, so they had no
reason to complain.  The scenery was not particularly enlivening, though
there were a few trees on the shore; but they were generally stunted in
their growth, and bent by the winds.  Here and there a small boat
appeared, the occupants being engaged either in fishing, or in rowing
across the river.  One or two people were enjoying the luxury of
bathing, and a man came down to fill a jar with salt water, probably to
bathe the limbs of one of his children.

"How long are we likely to remain here, Captain Jan Dunck?" inquired the
Count.

"As I said before, and say it again, till the tide turns or the breeze
springs up," answered the skipper.  "What a hurry you appear to be in.
The mariners in these seas have to learn patience--a valuable quality
under all circumstances.  If we grumbled every time we had a calm, or a
foul wind, or stuck on a mud-bank, we should never cease grumbling."

"Suppose, Captain, as we have nothing else to do, you or one of your
crew would be good enough to spin us a yarn," said the Count.

"One-eyed Pieter will spin you a yarn which will last into the middle of
next week," said the skipper.

"Then I think that he had better not begin," observed the Count; "for I
hope before that time we shall be indulging in fresh milk and eggs on
shore."

"You do, do you, noble sir?" said the one-eyed mariner, winking at the
mate, or rather intending to do so, for he winked in an opposite
direction, as was his custom, though he was unconscious of it.  "We're
not out of the Scheldt yet, and if we don't get a fair wind, it will be
a pretty long time before we reach the Texel and get into the Zuyder
Zee."

"Ja, ja; one-eyed Pieter speaks but the truth.  You must be prepared,
when navigating the changeful ocean, to meet with foul winds as well as
fair ones," said the Captain.  "Remember that I undertook only to convey
you to your destination wind and weather permitting.  No skipper ever
takes passengers on any other terms."

"I am prepared for whatever Fate wills," said the Count, folding his
hands.

"And so am I," said the Baron.  "And now I propose, as it is getting
late, and I feel sleepiness stealing over my eyelids, that we turn into
our bunks and resign ourselves to the keeping of the drowsy god."

"I don't know what you mean by talking of the drowsy god," said the
skipper.  "As far as I can make out, you intend to take a snooze; that's
the best thing you can do."

The Count and the Baron accordingly turned into their berths (not
knocking their heads more than half-a-dozen times as they did so), and
were very soon snoring away in concert.  So ended the first day of their
voyages and travels.



CHAPTER THREE.

"A fair wind, Mynheers! a fair wind!" shouted Captain Jan Dunck down the
cabin skylight.  "Rouse up, rouse up; come on deck and see how the
_Golden Hog_ is walking along."

"Walking along, what does he mean? do ships walk?" asked the Count, as,
having turned out of his bunk and rubbed his eyes and yawned and
stretched himself, he was beginning to dress.

"I suppose it is a nautical expression describing the rapid way a ship
moves through the water," observed the Baron.  "But we will inquire of
the worthy skipper when we get on deck."

"Yes, and I will enter the expression in my note-book," observed the
Count.

The travellers were soon on deck.  The galiot was gliding rapidly though
smoothly through the somewhat yellow waters of the Scheldt.  Land could
be seen on both sides, but at a considerable distance, for it was here
very broad, with villages, towers, curiously-formed landmarks, and here
and there a few trees scattered about, just rising above the surface.

"We shall soon come off Vlissingen on our right, which the English call
Flushing.  It is the last place where, should you be tired of voyaging,
I can land you," said the skipper.  "You must make up your mind
therefore at once, as I shall not touch at another till we come off
Brill, at the mouth of the Maas."

"No, no; the Count and I are determined to continue our voyage,"
answered the Baron; who, having discovered that Captain Jan Dunck had a
store of good things on board, had no intention of leaving the vessel,
and therefore did his best to dissuade his friend from setting foot on
shore even when the galiot dropped her anchor off one of the quays of
Flushing.  Not far off was a landing-place, and people were hurrying up
and down, and some even came off and endeavoured to persuade the
travellers to come on shore and take up their abode at one of the
hotels, where they were assured every comfort and luxury could be
obtained at the most moderate prices.  The Baron, however, declined for
himself and his friend, being somewhat suspicious that, should they
leave the galiot, Captain Jan Dunck might become oblivious of their
existence and sail without them.  In a short time the skipper himself
returned, bringing off a quarter of mutton, a round of beef, several
baskets of vegetables, half-a-dozen round, cannon-ball-like cheeses of
ruddy complexion, bread, and other articles capable of supplying the
wants of the inner man.  The Baron's eyes glistened, and the Count gazed
with satisfaction at the supply of food handed up on deck.

"Why, Captain, you seemed anxious just now to induce us to quit your
vessel, and now you bring this magnificent supply of good things," said
the Baron, patting his back.

"I was anxious to be rid of you," answered the skipper, frankly.
"Judging by the appetite you exhibited at breakfast this morning, you
would have very soon eaten up all the provisions intended for the
voyage; and one of two things I had to do--either to get rid of you and
your companion, or to obtain sufficient food for your nourishment.  I
tried the first without success--go you would not, and I have now
therefore been compelled to adopt the other alternative; hence this
stock of provisions.  Ja, ja, you understand.  But here comes the
breeze, we must not lose it.  Up anchor, Pieter!"

Pieter, the mate, and small ship's boy, went to the windlass, while the
skipper stood at the helm.  The galiot was soon got under weigh, and off
she glided, not very fast at first, with her head towards the North Sea.

In a short time Flushing, with the masts and yards of its shipping, was
lost to sight, and the galiot began ploughing the waters of the North
Sea.  Fortunately, the wind being off the land, it was tolerably smooth,
and she glided on without inconveniencing her passengers.

"What is out there?" asked the Count, pointing across the apparently
boundless waters towards the west.

"Thereabouts lies that little island I spoke of inhabited by the English
people," answered the skipper.  "I hope they may keep to their island,
and not come bothering us as they used to do in days of yore.  All we
want now is to be let alone, and to be allowed to carry on our
commercial affairs like peaceable and well-disposed people--to build our
dykes and to cultivate the soil.  Think what we have done!  We have won
half of our country from the sea, and have converted the other half,
once no better than a marsh, into dry land.  Look at our magnificent
towns, our canals, our green fields, our gardens and orchards, and just
think what our industry has accomplished.  A Dutchman has a right to be
proud of his country, and so we are, and intend to defend it, as we
always have done, to the last drop of our blood."

The skipper, who grew enthusiastic, was standing at the helm, and he
puffed away at his pipe till from the clouds of smoke that ascended the
galiot might have been taken at a distance for a steamer.

"Holland is but a small country, though," observed the Count.

"Yes, granted; but it has a large soul.  Every inch of its soil is
cultivated, or made to produce something.  Think of the countless herds
of cattle it feeds, and the mountains of cheeses shipped every year to
all parts of the world, its ingenious toys, its gorgeous tulips, and the
oceans of schiedam it supplies to thirsty souls, not to speak of its
many other manufactures, which you will have the opportunity of
inspecting during your travels.  Other people inhabit fertile countries
which they found ready prepared for them, we Hollanders have formed
ours; we have won it after a fierce battle of long years from the greedy
ocean, which is always endeavouring to regain the ground it has lost,
but we keep the ocean in check with our wonderful dykes, and make it
subservient to our requirements.  You showed your wisdom, Mynheers, in
determining to visit it before proceeding to other parts of the world.
In my opinion, you'll not wish to go further; it contains amply
sufficient to satisfy the desire of your hearts.  Ja, ja."

Captain Jan Dunck emitted a vast column of smoke, and was silent for
some minutes.  He then had to take a pull at the main-sheet, for the
wind was heading the galiot; he took another and another, and his
countenance wore a less satisfactory aspect than it had done lately.
The galiot began to pitch, for the seas were getting up, while she
heeled over as much as galiots ever do, they being sturdy craft, loving
upright ways and sailing best before the wind.  If the skipper looked
dissatisfied, his passengers were evidently much more so; their visages
grew longer and longer, their eyes assumed a fleshy hue, their lips
curled, and it needed no experienced physiognomist to pronounce them
unhappy; conversation ceased, they spoke only in ejaculations such as
"Oh! oh! oh!  Oh dear! oh dear! oh dear!"

At last the Baron managed to say, "Ca-a-a-p-tain, i-i-i-i-sn't there a
harbour into which we can put till this storm is over?"

"Storm, do you call it," laughed the skipper.  "It is only a head wind,
and we shall have to stand out to the eastward into the North Sea for a
few leagues or so, till we can fetch the Texel."

"Oh dear! oh dear! into the North Sea, did you say?" cried the Count.
"How dreadful!"

"Horrible!" exclaimed the Baron.

"Detestable!" cried the Count.

"Well, Mynheers, to please you, remember, seeing that the galiot is
likely to make as much leeway as she does headway, we will put into
Brill, a town just now on our starboard hand, a short distance up the
Maas.  Hands about ship!"

The mate, the one-eyed mariner, and the small ship's boy started up at
their Captain's call.  The helm was put down, the jib-sheet let fly, and
the galiot, after exhibiting some doubt as to whether she would do as
was wished, came slowly round, her head pointing to the eastward.

"Why, what has become of the wind?" asked the Count, his visage
brightening.

"The sea is much more quiet than it was, because we have just got under
the land.  See that bank away to windward, that keeps it off us.  We
shall soon be running up the Maas."

In a few minutes the water became perfectly smooth, the Count and Baron
recovered their spirits, and in a short time they arrived off a seaport
town on the right bank of the Maas.

"There's nothing very grand to boast of," observed the Count, as he
surveyed it through his binoculars.

"It has a history, notwithstanding," observed the skipper.  "It was here
the first successful blow was struck for liberty, by those daring
fellows `The Beggars of the Sea,' under their gallant leader De la
Marck.  It is a town of pilots and fishermen, and as brave sailors as
ever explored the ocean.  Here, also, were born our gallant admirals Van
Tromp and De Witt, and its harbour is as fine a one as any along the
coast.  Say what you like, Mynheers, Brill has as good a right to be
proud of itself as many a place with greater pretensions.  Do you feel
disposed to go on shore and survey its advantages?"

"Thank you," said the Baron, "taking all things into consideration, we
will remain where we are; dinner will soon be ready, I think; our
appetites are wonderfully sharpened by the sea air, and, remembering the
store of provender you brought on board, it would be a bad compliment to
you not to stay and help you consume it."

"Ja, ja," said the skipper, "do as you please, I am happy to have your
company."

The Baron, at all events, did ample justice to the skipper's dinner, and
all three spent the remainder of the day on deck, puffing away with
their long pipes in their mouths, till it was difficult to say whether
they or the galley fire forward sent forth the thickest wreaths.
Notwithstanding this, the Baron declared that he was perfectly ready for
supper at the usual hour, after which the two passengers turned into
their berths and went to sleep.  They were awakened by finding the
vessel once more pitching and tumbling about, and, thinking that
something was about to happen, they crawled up on deck.

"What's the matter, Captain," exclaimed the Count, in an agitated voice;
"is there any danger?"

"No, but there's no small amount of fear among some of us," answered the
skipper in a gruff voice.  "We have got a fair wind, and are once more
at sea."

"What is that bright spot up there," asked the Count, pointing to a
light which streamed forth on the right hand.

"That, why that's the Maas Lighthouse," answered the skipper.  "It marks
the entrance to the river, and we shall soon round it, and be in the
open sea.  You'll then have the satisfaction of once more bounding over
the heaving wave."

"From previous experience I must own that I would rather escape that
satisfaction," observed the Count, making a long face.  "Couldn't we
manage to make our way through some of the numerous canals which I have
heard intersect Holland in all directions?"

"We should have been a week or two, or even a month about it, if we had
made the attempt," answered the skipper.  "We cannot tack in the canals
as we can in the open sea.  Now we can stretch away from the land as far
as we like and then go about again, till we can head up again for the
Helder."

"Oh dear, oh dear, I suppose we must submit to our fate," groaned the
Count.  "Baron, you have much to answer for, dragging me away from my
castle and home comforts and the watchful care of that estimable person
Johanna Klack."

"Why, you were in a great hurry to escape from her not long ago,"
answered the Baron, "and now you find fault with me because the sea
happens to be a little rough."

"When I wanted to escape from Johanna Klack we were in smooth water, and
I would rather endure the clatter of her tongue than the roaring waves
and the howling of the winds."

"It is too late to complain now, Count; regrets are vain things at the
best," said the Baron.  "Let us be content with the present; see, we're
getting close to the lighthouse."

"So we are, I can distinguish it clearly," said the Count.  "And,
hilloa, look up there at those gnats or moths, or what are they,
fluttering about the light?"

"Ha, ha, ha! moths or gnats," laughed the skipper; "why those are birds,
sea-birds and land birds of all descriptions, who come there for the
charitable purpose of being turned into pies and puddings and stews by
the light-keepers.  All the keepers have to do is to go out and catch
them by their legs as they alight on the rails and wring their necks.
Our friends up there need have no fear of starving; when the wind blows
from the land they get land birds, and when from the ocean sea-birds,
and as they are nowise particular--not objecting to the fishy flavour of
the wild fowl--their pots and kettles are sure to be well supplied."

"Under those circumstances I should not object to be a light-keeper,"
observed the Baron.  "The household expenses must be small, as they have
no butcher's bills to pay or taxes either."

"It is a somewhat solitary life," said the skipper.  "Each man to his
taste, I prefer sailing over the free ocean, with my stout galiot under
my feet and plenty of sea room."

"Couldn't we stop and get some of the birds?" asked the Baron, who from
habit was constantly thinking of the best way to supply his larder.
"They would be a welcome addition to our sea-stock of provisions."

"The lighthouse-men would consider that we were poaching on their
preserves," said the skipper; "besides which, if we were to go nearer
than we now are, we should run the galiot ashore.  See, we are already
leaving the lighthouse astern, and are now clear of the river."

"So I perceive," groaned the Count, as the vessel had heeled over and
began to pitch and tumble.

"Never fear, Count," said the skipper, in an encouraging tone; "we shall
soon be going free, and the galiot will then only roll pleasantly from
side to side, and assist to rock you to sleep when you turn in your
bunk."

"I'd rather not be rocked to sleep in that fashion," said the Count.
"Ever since I was a baby I have been able to sleep perfectly well in my
bed or arm-chair after dinner without being rocked.  Couldn't you manage
to keep the galiot quiet, just to please me?"

"I could not keep her quiet to please the King of the Netherlands, or
the Burgomaster of Amsterdam or Rotterdam; no, not if you paid ten times
the sum you have for your passage-money," answered the skipper, in a
gruff tone.

"Then I suppose that I must submit to my hard fate," groaned the Count.
"Though I do wish--I cannot help wishing--that I had not come to sea;
and I here register the firm resolution I now form, that of my own free
will I will never--when once I set foot on shore--venture again on the
stormy ocean."

"Then I must observe, my dear Count, that we shall never manage to get
round the world, as you led me to suppose, when we started on our
travels, it was your desire to do," observed the Baron.

"Yes, but I did not take into consideration that we should have to
encounter so rough, ill-mannered, and boisterous a sea, and such howling
winds," answered the Count.  "I had bargained to find the water as
smooth as the Scheldt, and I still should have no hesitation about going
round the world, providing you can guarantee that the ocean will keep
perfectly quiet till we come back again."

"As to that, I will guarantee that as far as my influence extends it
shall remain as calm as a mill-pond," said the Baron, in a confident
tone.  "Will that satisfy you, Count?  If so, notwithstanding your
unjust complaints, we will continue our travels."

"Perfectly, perfectly," said the Count.  "I always take your word for
what it is worth."

"Ho! ho!" laughed the skipper, who overheard the conversation.  "Look
out there, Pieter.  Are you keeping your weather eye open?" he shouted
to the one-eyed mariner who was forward.

"Ja, ja, Captain; there's a fleet of fishing boats ahead, we must keep
to the eastward of them.  Port the helm a little."

Presently the Count and the Baron heard the tinkling of bells, and as
they looked over the side of the vessel the Count exclaimed, "What are
those Will-o'-the-Wisps dancing away there?"

"Ho! ho! ho!" laughed the skipper.  "Those are the lights from fishing
boats.  We shall see them more clearly presently."

As the galiot sailed on, the Count and Baron observed that the lights
proceeded from lanterns hung up in the rigging, and that some vessels
had huge beams with black nets attached to them which they had just
hoisted up out of the water, and that the crews were turning out the
fish caught in the pockets of the nets.  Others, under easy sail, were
gliding on slowly with stout ropes towing astern.

"They are trawlers catching turbot, brill, plaice, and other flat fish,"
observed the skipper.  "Our country has numberless advantages; we make
as much use of the sea as many other nations do of the land, though, as
I before said, we are carrying on a constant warfare with it, trying to
turn it away from its ancient boundaries, and doing our best to keep it
from encroaching on the soil we have once gained.  Holland would never
have become what she is, unless Dutchmen had been imbued with a large
quantity of those valuable qualities, patience and perseverance."

"Ah, you Dutchmen are indeed a wonderful people," exclaimed the Count.
"I am very glad that we thought of visiting your country before
proceeding to other parts of the world.  At the same time, if we had
gone by land we should certainly have seen more of it than we are likely
to do now."

"Wait till daylight," said the skipper, "and then you shall see what you
shall see.  I would advise you to go below and obtain some sleep, as at
present, I will allow, the landscape is somewhat limited."

"You are right; the chief objects we can distinguish are the tip of your
nose and Pieter's one eye, which I see blinking away when the light of
the binnacle lamp falls on it," observed the Baron.  "We will follow
your advice," and he descended the companion-ladder.

The Count also commenced his descent into the cabin, but just before his
head disappeared, he said: "You will oblige me greatly, Captain, by
keeping the vessel as steady as you can; I find it very inconvenient to
be tumbled and tossed about in the way we have been since we left the
Maas."

"Ja, ja," answered the skipper, with a broad grin on his countenance,
which, being dark, the Count did not observe.



CHAPTER FOUR.

"Come on deck, Mynheers! come on deck!" cried the skipper, calling down
the skylight.  "The sun will soon rise, you can enjoy a sight of the
land."

The Count and the Baron were soon dressed, and made their appearance on
deck.

"There's the land, Mynheers, and you will soon see the sun rising from
behind it," said the skipper, pointing with no little pride in his
countenance to a long unbroken line of shore rising not many feet above
the level of the ocean, with here and there a windmill towering above
it; its arms just beginning to revolve as the morning breezes filled its
sails.  "There is Holland; look and admire."

While he was speaking, the sun, throwing a ruddy light on the dancing
waves, rose behind the long line of coast and its countless windmills.
The wind was fair, and the vessel was still steering northward.

"How soon are we likely to get into the Zuyder Zee?" asked the Count.

"That depends on the continuance of the breeze," answered the skipper.
"If it blows fair for a few hours more, we shall be up to the Helder
before noon; but if it shifts ahead, or a calm comes on, I shall have
the pleasure of your company for some time longer."

"With due respect to you, Captain Jan Dunck, I sincerely hope that the
breeze will continue fair," said the Count, making a polite bow, as he
had no wish to offend the skipper, but felt constrained to speak the
truth.  "It is not of you or your galiot that I'm tired, but of this
fidgetty sea which rolls and tumbles her about so thoughtlessly, to say
the best of it."

"But are you aware, Count," said the skipper, "that the Zuyder Zee can
roll and tumble in no gentle fashion?  For your sakes it is to be hoped
that we shall not have a storm till you land safely in Amsterdam."

"Then I sincerely pray that the winds may be in a gentle mood," said the
Count.

"And in the meantime, Captain Jan Dunck, I propose that we go down to
breakfast," said the Baron, who had showed signs of impatience for some
time past.

The Count and the Baron and the skipper sat down to breakfast.  The two
latter did ample justice to the good things placed before them; but the
Count, after several heroic attempts to swallow a big sausage, had to
confess that his appetite had vanished, and that he thought that the
fresh air on deck would restore it.  He there found the one-eyed mariner
steering.

"Oh tell me, brave sailor, when are we likely to get to the Helder?" he
asked in a tone which showed that he was but ill at ease.

"If you open your eyes wide enough, you will see it right ahead,"
answered the one-eyed mariner.  "That point of land out there, that's
the Helder; we shall sail close to it, if the wind holds fair, and the
tide does not sweep us out again.  There's water enough there to float a
seventy-four.  On the other side is the island of Texel, and a very fine
island it is for sheep; many thousands live on it; and if you wish to
taste something excellent, I would advise you to obtain one of the green
cheeses which are made from the milk of the sheep living on the island."

"I will tell the Baron, who thinks more of eating than I do," answered
the Count.  "But is that actually the Helder I see before me?"

"I told you it was," answered the one-eyed mariner, in a gruff tone, as
if he did not like to have his word doubted.

This was indeed joyful news to the Count, who already began to feel his
appetite returning; and he could not resist the temptation of shouting
through the skylight to the Baron, inviting him to come up and see the
place.

"Sit quiet till you have finished your breakfast, there will be time
enough then, and to spare," observed the skipper, who knew very well
that the tide was running out, and that the galiot could not stem it for
some time to come.

In half-an-hour after this the galiot began to move ahead, and arrived
off a huge sea wall, two hundred feet from the foundation to the summit,
and built of Norwegian granite, a work constructed to protect the land
from the encroachments of the ocean.  Beyond it could be seen the tops
of the houses and the steeples of a large town.  Sailing on, the galiot
came off the town of Nieuwe Diep, and the tall masts and yards of a
number of large ships could be distinguished in the Royal Dockyard
inside the bank.

"We Dutchmen are proud of this place," observed the skipper.  "Two
hundred years ago a fierce naval battle was fought off here between the
English and French, and our brave Admirals De Ruyter and Van Tromp, who
gained the victory."

After the galiot had passed Nieuwe Diep the wind shifted to the
northward, and she ran on rapidly in smooth water till she came off
Enkhuisen.  Bounding that point she reached Hoorn, off which she brought
up.

"The place is worth seeing," observed the skipper; "and you may spend an
hour or two on shore while I transact some business.  You will remember
that it was once the capital of North Holland, but it is now what some
people call a dead city, and you will acknowledge that it is very far
from being a lively one; however, it has something to boast of.  It was
here that Captain Schouten was born--he who sailed with Le Maire and
discovered the southern end of America, to which he, in consequence,
gave the name of his birthplace.  You have heard of Cape Horn, I
suppose."

"Oh, yes; as to that, the Baron knows all about it," said the Count.
"We will follow your advice, Captain, and will be down on the quay again
within the time you mention."

"Well, this is a dead city," said the Baron, as he and the Count walked
through its ancient streets.  "Everything about it seems to indicate
that if it ever were alive it must have been a long time ago.  What
curious old houses, how quaint in form; many of them also are decorated
with sculpture of all sorts, and, on my word, excessively well executed
too."

"I should be very unwilling to pass many days here," remarked the Count,
as passing along street after street they scarcely met a creature,
quadruped or biped.  The houses seemed untenanted--not a voice, not a
sound was heard; yet they were all clean, in good preservation, and well
painted, mostly of a yellow colour with red roofs, many of them with
gable ends, one story being smaller than the other, so that towards the
summit they presented an outline of steps.  There were also numerous
gateways, some handsomely carved, but they led nowhere, and indeed no
one was seen to go in or out at them.

"I cannot stand this," said the Count.  "Let us go back to the port."
Here a certain amount of trade was going on.  Hoorn is engaged largely
in the curing of herrings; some vessels also were building, and it was
evident from the number of cheeses stacked up ready for exportation that
it must carry on a considerable commerce in that article.  Floors above
floors were piled with round red cannon-balls, emitting an odour
powerful if not pleasant.

"After all, Hoorn is not so dead as I supposed," observed the Baron.

Finding the skipper they embarked.

"You intend, I hope, to land us at Amsterdam to-night," said the Count
to the skipper.

"Don't think there's the slightest chance of it," was the answer.  "The
wind has fallen, it will be stark calm in a few minutes; for what I can
see it will be a calm all the night through and to-morrow also."

"Then I propose that we go to dinner," said the Baron.  "I hope that it
will be ready soon."

"Dinner is it you want?" exclaimed the skipper.  "What, did you not dine
at Hoorn?"

"Certainly not," said the Baron.  "We were employed in seeing the town.
We fully expected that you would have had dinner ready on our return on
board.  What has become of all the provisions you shipped, may I ask?"

"I landed them at Hoorn, where I took my own dinner," answered the
skipper.  "You must manage to rough it on bread and cheese.  There's not
much bread, but you may eat as much cheese as you like."

"This is abominable treatment, Captain Jan Dunck," exclaimed the Baron.
"I insist that you obtain provisions at the first place you can reach,
or else that you land us where we can obtain them.  I am sure the Count
agrees with me."

"Ho, ho, ho!" laughed the skipper.  "Who do you think is master of this
ship?  Did you ever hear the old song?

  "Mynheer Jan Dunck,
  Though he never got drunk,
  Sipped brandy and water gaily;
  He quenched his thirst
  With a quart of the first,
  And a pint of the latter daily.

"That's just what I have been doing, although I'm as sober as a judge.
I am ready for anything.  You want to be landed, do you?  Suppose I put
you on shore on the island of Marken?  It is not far off, and my boat
will carry you there.  What then will you say for yourselves?  It is
your own doing, remember."

"This treatment is abominable," exclaimed the Baron.  "I appeal to your
crew for their assistance, and ask them if they will stand by and see
your passengers insulted in this fashion."

"Ho, ho, ho!" laughed the skipper.  "Hoist the boat out.  We will soon
see if my crew dare to disobey me.  Pieter, there, be smart about it."

The one-eyed mariner started up and eyed the Count and the Baron with
his single blinker, making a grimace as much as to say he could not help
it.  He and the mate and the small ship's boy soon got the boat into the
water.

"Step in," cried the skipper.  "You said you wanted to be put on shore,
and I am going to put you on shore.  Pieter, you're to row.  If you want
your dinners you'll embark, if not you'll go without them."

"And are you going too, Captain Jan Dunck?" asked the Baron.

"Certainly, it is my intention," answered the skipper, and the Count and
the Baron, with their valises, got into the boat.

"Look after the vessel," shouted the skipper to the mate and small
ship's boy, as he stepped into the boat and seated himself in the stern
sheets, with the Count on one side and the Baron on the other and Pieter
pulling.  As there was not a breath of wind the water was perfectly
smooth.  The Baron's hunger increased, the Count also had regained his
appetite, and they were eager to reach the shore in the hopes of getting
a dinner.  The skipper said nothing, but looked very glum.  At last the
island appeared ahead, with a few huts on it and a tiny church in the
midst, but it was green and pleasant to look at.

"That does not look like a place where we can get dinner," observed the
Baron, eyeing it doubtfully.

"And he does not intend to give you any dinner either," whispered the
one-eyed mariner, whose good-will the Count and Baron had evidently won.
"Take my advice, tell him to go up and obtain provisions, and say that
you will eat them on board."

"What's that your talking about?" exclaimed the skipper.  "Silence
there, forward!"

The one-eyed mariner rowed slower and slower, and managed to carry on
the conversation alternately with the Count and the Baron.  Suddenly the
skipper, who had been partly dozing, though he had managed to steer the
boat, aroused himself.  "Pull faster, Pieter," he shouted out: "I have
heard what you have been talking about, and will pay you off."

"I was merely giving the gentlemen good advice, Captain," answered
Pieter.  "And there's one thing I have to say to you; if you can get
provisions at Marken, you had better do so in a hurry, for there's a
storm brewing, and it will be upon us before long.  The mate and the boy
won't be able to manage the galiot alone, and she to a certainty will be
wrecked."

"A storm brewing, is there?" cried the Captain.  "Well, then, the sooner
we land at Marken the better.  Pull away, Pieter, pull away."

Pieter did pull, and in a short time the beach was reached.  An old
fisherman, with a pipe in his mouth and a red cap on his head, came down
to see what the strangers wanted, as the Count and Baron stepped on
shore.

"Friend," exclaimed the Baron, "can you tell us where a good dinner is
to be obtained in a hurry, for we are famishing."

"A good dinner can undoubtedly be obtained in Marken," answered the
ancient fisherman with the red nightcap on his head; "but we are not
accustomed to do things in a hurry in our island.  Poultry have to be
caught and their necks wrung, and the sheep have to be slaughtered and
skinned and cut up, potatoes have to be dug, and the other vegetables
gathered, the bread has to be made; but we have cheese, and you can eat
as much of that as you like."

"Plenty of cheese on board, we do not come on shore to obtain it!"
exclaimed the Baron.  "Captain Jan Dunck, you have grossly deceived us;
you brought us onshore with the expectation of speedily obtaining a good
dinner."

"Ho, ho, ho!" laughed the skipper.  "I said nothing of the sort; I
undertook to land you, if you no longer wished to remain on board."

"But you led us to suppose that you intended to go yourself and obtain a
fresh supply of provisions at Marken," said the Baron with emphasis;
"and that is what we expected you to do."

"Then, Baron Stilkin, you are very much mistaken," answered the skipper.
"You left my vessel of your own free will, and you have landed on this
island of your own free will.  I have fulfilled my engagement; if you
want a dinner you must go and find it as best you can.  I heard what
Pieter was saying to you, and I intend to pay him off.  Take up your
portmanteaus, unless the old fisherman will carry them for you, and go
your way; the storm, as Pieter observed, will be down upon us before
long, and I must put off and return to the galiot."

"I again say that you are treating us shamefully!" exclaimed the Baron.
"Pieter, my brave friend, will you stand by us?"

"Ja, ja, that I will," answered Pieter, who had stepped out of the boat.
"If the Captain likes to go off, he may go by himself."

The discussion had been going on for some time when Pieter said this.
Not only had the wind risen, but the rain had begun to fall, and the
Count and Baron were preparing to put up their umbrellas.

"It is very fortunate we brought them," observed the Count.  "Baron,
your advice was sound when you suggested that we should do so."

Meantime the skipper had been getting his boat ready; he had stepped the
mast, and hoisted the sail.

"Pieter!" he exclaimed, "I want to say something to you."

"What is it, Captain?" asked the one-eyed mariner, cautiously drawing
near.

"Why, this!" cried the skipper.  "That you are a treacherous old rascal,
and that I intend to pay you off."

As he spoke he hove a noose at the end of a rope over Pieter's body, and
before the one-eyed mariner was aware of what was going to happen, he
was dragged off his feet into the water, while the skipper, hauling aft
the main-sheet, sailed away, dragging poor Pieter through the foaming
waters astern.  In his struggles Pieter had moved the rope up to his
neck, and was now in danger of being throttled.

"Stop, stop!" shouted the Count and the Baron in chorus.  "Let that man
go!  What are you about to do with him?  You'll throttle him, or drag
off his head, or drown him--you'll be guilty of murder.  We'll report
your conduct to the Burgomaster of Amsterdam, and all the other
authorities of Holland.  Release him, let him go!"

Captain Jan Dunck, who never looked back towards his victim,
disregarding their threats and their cries sailed on, till he and his
boat and the hapless Pieter disappeared amid the thick sheets of rain
and the driving spray which surrounded them.



CHAPTER FIVE.

"Is there no chance for poor Pieter?" asked the Count, looking in the
direction Captain Jan Dunck, his boat, and his unfortunate victim had
gone.

"None, unless the skipper relents and drags him on board; and then I
don't think it likely that they will be on the best of terms," answered
the Baron.

"Do Dutch skippers generally treat their crews in the way Captain Jan
Dunck has treated poor Pieter?" asked the Count of the ancient
fisherman.

"It depends very much on the amount of schiedam they have taken aboard,"
answered the ancient fisherman.  "We of Marken do not behave in that
fashion."

"I am very glad to hear it," said the Count, "as there seems a
probability, till the storm is over, of our having to spend some time
with you; if you were to do anything of the sort, we should undoubtedly
report your conduct to the Burgomaster of Amsterdam, as we intend to
report the conduct of Captain Jan Dunck, when we get there.  And now,
Baron, since it seems to be all up with the one-eyed mariner, and as at
present we can do nothing to punish the perpetrator of the cruel deed,
what shall we do with ourselves?"

"I propose that we request this ancient fisherman to conduct us to some
hostelry, where we can obtain those creature comforts which we so much
need, and wait in quiet and security till the storm is over.  Worthy
friend," he continued, turning to the ancient fisherman, "I beg that you
will have the goodness to conduct us to some inn, where we may obtain a
dinner and rest after our adventures on the stormy ocean."

"An inn," ejaculated the ancient fisherman.  "We have no inns in Marken,
as few travellers are in the habit of visiting us.  If, however, you
will accept such hospitality as I can offer, you shall be welcome to
it."

"With all our hearts," answered the Count and the Baron in chorus, and
they followed the ancient fisherman, who led the way into the interior
of the island.  After passing through several narrow and dirty lanes
they emerged into a more open space, where they found themselves
surrounded by neat cottages, among which a number of people were moving
about.

The men were all dressed as sailors--a brown knitted waistcoat and wide
knickerbockers tied at the knees, thick black or blue woollen stockings,
and wooden sabots or shoes, These sabots, the Count and the Baron
observed, were taken off when the men entered a hut, so that it could be
known how many people were inside by the number of sabots at the door.
The women wore brown or chintz waistcoats, and short dark petticoats;
many of them had their hair hanging down on either side of the face in
long thick curls; their head-dresses were high white caps rounded at the
summit and lined with some coloured material.

"Here is my house," said the ancient fisherman, opening the door of one
of the neatest cottages in the place, "and there is my vrouw."

As he spoke an old lady got up and welcomed the travellers.  She wore
the dress which has been described, especially clean and picturesque,
and in addition several gold ornaments.  The cottage contained many
marks of thrift; two carved oaken wardrobes stood one on either side,
there was a clock of elaborate workmanship, and china plates of a
curious pattern.  A cheerful fire burned on the hearth, and the ancient
fisherman's wife soon busied herself with her highly-polished pots and
pans in preparing a meal, the very odour of which made the Baron's mouth
water.  Freshly-caught fish and a stew with potatoes and vegetables were
quickly ready, and the Baron did ample justice to each dish placed on
the table.  The ancient fisherman informed them that the population of
the island was about nine hundred; the men are all fishers, and pass the
greater portion of their days on the water.  On Sunday night, or rather
as soon as Monday is commenced, the whole population go down to the
port; the men embark in their boats, put to sea, and pass the week in
fishing.  The women return to their daily avocations till another
Saturday afternoon comes round, when the men return home for their day
of rest.

"Month after month, and year after year, we live the same style of life;
the world wags on around us, but we hear little or nothing of its
doings.  We are contented and happy in our way, and wouldn't change our
island of Marken for any part of the Netherlands, or the whole of Europe
to boot," said the ancient fisherman.

"I am much inclined to stop among you," observed the Count.  "Only I
should not like to have to go out fishing every day, especially in cold
and wintry weather; but to sit here, for instance, with one's feet
before the fire, is very pleasant."

The ancient fisherman laughed.  "You must remember, Mynheer, that in
order to obtain these comforts, my father and I have toiled on year
after year, each adding a little; this cottage and what it contains,
represents the labour, I may say, of centuries.  Few things worth having
are to be obtained without working.  I can enjoy my ease and these
comforts with a clear conscience, for I have laboured on for fifty years
or more, adding to the store my father left me, and he laboured for more
than fifty years, and my grandfather before him."

"What examples you and your family are of patience and perseverance,"
observed the Count.

"No, Mynheer, nothing wonderful," answered the ancient fisherman, in a
modest tone.  "All the inhabitants of our part of the town have done
much the same, and we bring up our children in the hope that they will
follow our example.  This, Mynheer, is the secret of our contentment and
prosperity."

"Then, when I marry and have children, I must bring them up to follow my
example, and the same result will, I hope, follow," said the Count.

"That depends upon the example you set them," answered the ancient
fisherman.

"Ah, yes; I must see about it, then," said the Count.  "I don't know
that as yet I have ever done anything very industrious.  Perhaps, like
me, they will become great travellers."

"Perhaps, my dear Count, the less you say about it the better, at
present," observed the Baron.  "We have not proceeded very far on our
voyage round the world.  In the meantime, I will thank our hostess for
another cup of her excellent tea."

As there seemed no probability of the storm abating, the Count and the
Baron accepted the invitation given them by the ancient fisherman and
his dame, to spend the night in their cottage.  They had no beds to
offer, but they had comfortable arm-chairs, pipes, tobacco, and a
blazing fire.

"We might be worse off," observed the Baron, as he extended his legs and
folded his arms to sleep.

It being impossible to reach the mainland without a boat, the Baron
suggested, that after their experience, it would be safer to have one of
their own than to entrust themselves again to strangers, and the Count
agreeing, they settled to buy one.  The next morning, therefore, after
breakfast, having wished their ancient host and hostess farewell, and
the Count having slipped a coin into the hand of the latter as a
remembrance, they purchased a boat, which the ancient fisherman
recommended, and helped them to launch: they then together set forth to
prosecute their travels.

Neither of them were very expert navigators, though the ancient
fisherman gave them a shove off to assist them in their progress, which
was remarkably slow.  Sometimes they rowed one way, and sometimes
another, and the boat consequently went round and round.

"You pull too hard," cried the Count.

"You don't pull hard enough," answered the Baron.  "That is the reason
we don't go as straight as we should."

"Then perhaps if you take the two oars we shall go straighter," said the
Count.

To this the Baron objected, as he had no desire to undertake all the
labour of the voyage.  Somehow or other they managed, notwithstanding,
to get to a distance from Marken: perhaps the tide was carrying them
along in the direction of the Helder; that this was the case, however,
did not occur to them.  They saw the land clearly enough stretching out
to the westward: there lay Monnickendam, there Edam, and, further to the
south, Uitdam.  "Experience makes perfect:" after some time they did
manage to row in a fashion.

"I think we must be approaching the shore," observed the Count.  "It
looks nearer than it did."

"So it ought, since we have been rowing with might and main for the last
two hours," said the Baron, wiping the perspiration from his brow.  "I
wish that we had waited at Marken till we should have found a passage on
board some vessel, or obtained the assistance of one of the islanders;
this is heavy work, especially as we have come away without provisions."

"So we have," cried the Count.  "Oh dear! oh dear!  If we ever reach the
shore, I shall be very much inclined to register a vow never again to
tempt the stormy ocean."

"Regrets are useless at present; let us get to the shore," said the
Baron.

But they rowed and rowed away in vain.  Evening was approaching, and,
though they had enjoyed a good breakfast, they were desperately hungry,
and there appeared every probability that they would have to spend the
night on the water.  Fortunately it was calm, or they would have been in
a still worse condition.  Looking up, they at length saw an island, or a
point of land with a tower on it.

"That must be one of the places on the coast," observed the Count; "let
us try to reach it."

"But if we sit with our backs to the bows, as we have been hitherto
doing, we shall not see it," observed the Baron.  "Let us stand up and
row forward; then, perhaps, we shall go straighter than we have been
doing."

The Count agreed, and they rowed thus for some time.

Suddenly they were startled by a voice which in mournful accents said:
"Oh, take me on board; take me on board!"

So great was the Baron's alarm that he nearly sank down to the bottom of
the boat, when on looking over his shoulder, what should he see but the
countenance of the one-eyed mariner, who was endeavouring to haul
himself on board.

"Are you yourself, or are you a ghost?" asked the Baron, in trembling
accents.

"Can it be?  Can it be our former shipmate?" cried the Count.

"I am indeed, most noble gentlemen, that unfortunate and ill-used
individual," answered the one-eyed mariner; for it was he himself,
though his countenance was as pale as if he had really been a ghost, and
his visage was elongated, the result of the sufferings he had gone
through.  Satisfied that he was a mortal being like themselves, the
Count and the Baron at length assisted him to get into the boat.

"How did you escape?" asked the Baron eagerly.

"By a wonderful circumstance," answered the one-eyed mariner.  "I
managed to get my hands free, and slipped my neck out of the noose, just
as I was on the point of being strangled.  I held on to the boat,
however, and allowed myself to be dragged along at the stern.  I knew
that if I had attempted to get in Captain Jan Dunck would very soon have
quieted me by a blow on my crown.  At length I saw that we were passing
yonder island, and, silently letting go the rope, I swam towards it;
while he, unconscious of my escape, sailed on.  I there landed, but it
is a barren spot, where neither food nor fresh water is to be obtained.
I thought that I should have perished; for after the strain on my throat
I felt dreadfully thirsty, and capable of drinking up the Zuyder Zee
itself, if it had been fresh water mixed with a due allowance of
schiedam.  At length I observed your boat, noble gentlemen, drifting by;
I cannot compliment you by saying you were rowing, for you were going
round and round in all directions.  I guessed that you were
land-lubbers--excuse my frankness--and that I might render you
assistance in return for the service you would do me by enabling me to
reach the shore.  Not till you spoke, however, did I recognise you as my
late shipmates, and now Mynheers, the best thing you can do is to let me
take the oars and row steadily to the land; for, though hungry and
thirsty, I have still some strength left in my battered frame."

"By all means, worthy mariner, take the oars," said the Baron, handing
his to the sailor, while the Count followed his example.  "We are
ourselves nearly starving, and will promise you the best supper to be
obtained wherever we may land, should we be fortunate enough to reach
some hospitable part of the globe."

The one-eyed mariner took the oars, and bending lustily to them, made
the boat move along very much faster than she had done since the Count
and the Baron had commenced their voyage.

"I was inclined, when we were rowing, to suppose that she was among the
slowest that ever floated, or that there was something the matter with
the oars," observed the Count.

"People are very apt to find fault with the tools they employ, instead
of laying the blame on themselves," remarked the Baron, sententiously.

The one-eyed mariner cocked his one eye, as much as to say, "You are
right, gentlemen;" but without speaking he rowed and rowed, now bending
forward, now leaning back with all his might, every now and then looking
over his shoulder to see that they were going in the right direction.
It was getting darker and darker, and no friendly lights beamed forth
from cottages or houses to indicate that they were approaching the
inhabited part of the country.

"Shall we soon reach the shore," asked the Baron, with a groan; "I am
getting desperately hungry."

"We shall not get there the sooner by talking about it," answered the
one-eyed mariner, who was beginning to lose his temper as he became more
and more fatigued.  "If you, Mynheers, had learned to row, you might
have relieved me for a short time, till I had recovered my strength; but
as we should never get there if I gave you up the oars, I must keep at
it; only do not be continually asking me when we shall get there.  I
tell you we shall get there, wherever that may be, some time or other,
if I keep rowing long enough."

After this remark, the Count and the Baron thought it prudent to say
nothing more to the one-eyed mariner.  He rowed and he rowed.  The land
became more distinct, but no lights indicated the cheerful habitations
of men.  The Baron groaned, for he saw no prospect of obtaining a
supper, yet it was better to be on dry land than in a small boat on the
Zuyder Zee, with an individual of so uncertain a temper as the one-eyed
mariner.  At length they found themselves with banks on either side.

"I thought so," said the one-eyed mariner, "we have reached the
neighbourhood of Yollendam; this must be the Yoll--a better landfall
than I expected.  I do not know that provisions are to be obtained at
the village, which is a mile or so off; but we will see."  And he rowed
up the river, which had a more attractive appearance than might have
been expected, for there was a small island covered with trees, and a
mound several feet high on the opposite side, on which the eye could
rest with pleasure.  Before they had gone far the moon burst forth from
behind some clouds, and shed along the waters of the stream its silvery
light, which showed them a small vessel drawn up on the shore, and two
or three people near her.

"Perhaps these persons have provisions on board," exclaimed the Baron.
"I could sup off a dry crust of bread and a piece of Dutch cheese with
greatest willingness in the world.  We will ask those strangers if they
will kindly relieve our necessities.  Brave sailor, good Pieter, old and
worthy shipmate, have the goodness to pull in for the shore, and we will
throw ourselves on the charity of those strangers."

The one-eyed mariner gave a grunt, as if he valued but little the
compliments paid him; but he obeyed, notwithstanding, and the boat soon
reached the shore.  The Baron and the Count then scrambled out, and made
their way to where the crew of the vessel were seated.

"Worthy mariners," began the Baron, in his usual style; "we are
shipwrecked individuals, or rather, I should say, we have just come a
long and perilous voyage in yonder small boat, without food or liquid
with which to renew our strength, and we are well-nigh starving.  We ask
you forthwith to supply our necessities."

"What's the stout gentleman talking about?" asked one of the sailors of
his companion.  "I cannot make out what he says."

"So far as I can understand, he and his friend are hungry, and want some
grub," observed the latter.  "Food is it you want?" he continued,
turning to the Count and the Baron.  "Our vessel there, which we hope to
get off at high tide, is laden with cheese, and you shall have one
apiece if you like at cost price, with as much biscuit as you can eat
and some schnapps into the bargain."

"By all means, let us go on board at once," cried the Baron.  "I am
grateful to you."

"But we must not forget poor Pieter," cried the Count.  "Here Pieter,
Pieter, we have got some food for you."

Pieter had hauled up the boat, and, moving as fast as he could stagger,
he accompanied the Count and the Baron and the crew of the sloop on
board.  The sailors were as good as their word, and produced a couple of
round ruddy cheeses and a basketful of biscuits.

"Let us attack one first," said the Baron, nearly breaking his knife in
the attempt to make an incision in the rind; he succeeded in getting off
some slices, and all three fell to.  Pieter, who was the most hungry of
the party, swallowed one huge lump after another, then held out his cup
for a supply of schiedam.

"Never mind the water," he observed.  "This dry biscuit and cheese
requires something potent to get it down."

The Count, who had never tasted schiedam before, though he took his
diluted with water, made wry faces at what he considered its nauseous
taste, but he said nothing for fear of offending the captain and crew of
the sloop.  At length he declared that he could eat no more.

"I think I can go on a little longer," said the Baron, who had attacked
the second cheese.

"And I do not expect to leave off till midnight," said the one-eyed
mariner, helping himself to an additional slice.  At last their meal
came to a conclusion.

"Where are you bound for?" asked the Count of the skipper of the sloop.

"For Amsterdam," answered the skipper.

"Then, Baron, don't you think that it would be as well if we were to
proceed on board this vessel, supposing the captain is willing to give
us a passage?" said the Count.

"As to that, we might do worse," answered the Baron.  "We shall thus at
all events accomplish our passage to Amsterdam by water as we intended,
and the Zuyder Zee is not likely to prove as boisterous as the Northern
Ocean."

The skipper of the sloop having no objection to take the Count and the
Baron, the arrangement was at once concluded.

"By-the-by, my friend," said the Baron, "I hope you will manage to
obtain some more nutritious and palatable provender than these red
cheeses and hard biscuit for the voyage: they are all very well once in
a way for supper, but I should not like to have nothing else to live
on."

The skipper promised to send to Yollendam, or if not to Edam, to obtain
provisions for his passengers.

"And pray, Mynheers, what are you going to do with your boat," asked the
one-eyed mariner.

"I forgot all about her," exclaimed the Count.  "We will present her to
you, my worthy friend," he said.  "You shall become her skipper, and, if
you please, you are welcome to sail round the world in her, provided we
are not compelled to accompany you."

The one-eyed mariner gratefully accepted the gift.  "I am a made man,"
he said, "and need no longer be at the beck and call of Captain Jan
Dunck, supposing he and the _Golden Hog_ are still afloat.  I will
obtain fishing lines, and go out and fish and sell my fish, and build a
cottage, and marry a wife, and live happy and independent to the end of
my days."

A bright idea seemed to strike the Count.  "Friend, if you happen not to
have found a wife in these parts, pray come over to Belgium, and I will
there introduce you to a charming person, Johanna Klack by name, and you
can take her away with you and settle at Marken or Urk, or any other
island in or about the Zuyder Zee."

"Excellent! the brightest idea, my dear Count, to which you ever gave
birth," exclaimed the Baron.  "By all means, worthy Pieter, come.  Don't
trouble yourself to look out for a wife here; they're all very good in
their way, but Johanna Klack is super-excellent, and she probably has
saved up a whole stockingful of guilders.  I feel very much inclined to
go back with you at once to assist you in your wooing."

"Mynheer," said the one-eyed mariner, putting his finger to his nose,
"`good wine needs no bush.'  I have an idea or two.  If this dame is so
very charming, somebody with more personal attractions than I possess
will have won her before I have the happiness of making her
acquaintance; and you forget that, though I have got the boat, I have to
obtain the fishing lines to catch the fish, to sell the fish, to go on
doing that for some years, and then to build the house, and when the
house is built it will be time enough for me to come in search of Vrouw
Johanna Klack."

"Well, well, we'll talk about that to-morrow morning," said the Baron,
who did not feel very sanguine as to the speedy disposal of Johanna
Klack's fair hand.

Pieter, wishing them good night, went to sleep on board his boat, while
they turned into two bunks in the small cabin of the sloop and slept
soundly.



CHAPTER SIX.

When the Count and the Baron awoke, they found to their surprise that
the sloop was not only afloat but under weigh, and sailing over the
waters of the Zuyder Zee.  The skipper, who was short and broad, had a
crew of two men, who were, he assured his passengers, amply sufficient
for navigating the sloop.

"We shall not reach Amsterdam quite as soon as you might have expected,
Mynheers," he said; "for I purpose putting in at Monnickendam for a few
hours.  It is not a very lively place, though it was once a wealthy
city, one of the twenty great towns of Holland, but its glory has passed
away."

As the object of the Count and the Baron was to see the world, they
willingly agreed to visit this dead city of the Zuyder Zee.  They were
accordingly rowed on shore in the sloop's boat.

"Well, this does seem to be a city of the dead, or else the inhabitants,
if there are any, have gone to sleep," observed the Baron, as he and the
Count paced the streets, which were payed with yellow bricks.  The
houses were all red, and the Venetian shutters green--one house was
almost exactly like another; not a door nor a window was open, not a
face was to be seen at any of them; through the entire length of one
long thoroughfare they met not a single person--not a cat, nor a dog,
nor a sign of life.  They went through street after street--every street
was the same; only when they returned to the harbour a few people
collected to inspect them, examining minutely their boots and hats,
their coats and umbrellas.

"Well, gentlemen," said the Baron, making them a profound bow, "you will
remember us should we ever have the pleasure of paying your defunct city
another visit."

He and the Count stepped into the boat which was waiting to take them on
board the sloop.  Whatever other business the skipper transacted at
Monnickendam, he had not omitted to imbibe a considerable amount of
schiedam, and although when he stepped on deck he was as steady as a
church steeple, there was a twinkle in his eye, and a mode of expressing
himself which showed what he had been about.  The Count and the Baron,
however, did not at first discover this.  When the sloop was got under
weigh, he invited them into the cabin to partake of the dinner, which
one of the crew had prepared.  The wind was light, and the sloop glided
steadily on.

"After all, I really do think I like the sea," said the Count.  "This
style of navigation suits me--no trouble, no fatigue.  We can eat and
drink and go to sleep, and return on deck to enjoy the fresh air.  When,
Captain, do you think we shall reach Rotterdam?"

"Reach Rotterdam, Mynheers, why when the sloop gets there," answered the
skipper.  "I cannot say how soon we shall reach it, the winds must know
more about that than I do.  We have Uitdam and Durgerdam to pass first,
and the wind may fail us or become contrary.  It was not in our
agreement to tell you when we should get there; have patience, Mynheers,
have patience; let the world go round as it likes, and have patience."

This was not a very satisfactory answer, but as the Count and the Baron
were tolerably comfortable they made no complaint.  The skipper sat in
his chair, and after he had finished dinner quaffed schiedam and water;
one of the crew was engaged below in cleaning up the dishes and plates,
the other was at the helm.  Presently there came a loud cry, and the
cutter heeled over.  The Count, who was the most active of the party,
jumped up to see what was the matter, while the man forward did the
same.

"We're run into by a big, lubberly ship," cried the man at the helm.

The fact was very clear.  The bowsprit of the big ship had caught the
rigging of the sloop, and was bearing her over.

"What is going to happen?" asked the Count, in a state of no small
trepidation.

"We shall be sent to the bottom if our mast and rigging are not carried
away," answered the man at the helm.  The crew of the big ship were
rushing out to the bowsprit end to try and clear the sloop, but that
seemed no easy matter.

"Can't you cut the rigging, my friends?" shouted the Count, who at a
glance saw that by so doing the sloop would be set free.

"But we shall lose our mast if they do that," said the man at the helm.

"Better lose our mast than be sent to the bottom," answered the Count.

Again he shouted, "Cut, my friends, cut."

The sailor who had sprung to the end of the jibboom, supposing the Count
to be the captain, did as he was bid, and with a few strokes of an axe
quickly severed the rigging, and the shrouds fell down on deck, while
the sloop, gliding on, was quickly free of the ship.

"Why didn't you keep a better look-out?" shouted the captain of the
ship.  "It was your own fault in getting in our way."

"Ja, ja," answered the man at the helm, who like the skipper had been
indulging in potations of schiedam.  The skipper himself now came on
deck, to which the Baron had just before made his way, and began
storming and raging.  The crew of the big ship only laughed at him and
sailed proudly on, while the sloop lay helpless on the water.

"The sooner we repair the rigging the better," observed the Count, who
never put himself out, whatever happened.  The only man who was capable
of doing this was the one who had been forward; he at once lowered down
the mainsail and saved the mast from being carried away, which it might
have been had a slight puff of wind come on.

"Put the vessel to rights, you lubbers," cried the skipper.  "I am going
below to finish my bottle of schiedam."

"Ja, ja," answered the sober man of the crew.  "Mynheers, will you help
me, and we shall be able to do it," he said, addressing the Count and
the Baron.

They consented to do their best to pull and haul as much as was
required.

"That's all I want," he said, fixing a rope to the severed rigging and
going aloft with it.  Having passed it through a block he told them to
haul away.  When the upper end had reached the masthead he lashed it
there as securely as he could.

"That will do, provided we do not get a strong breeze.  Now, Mynheers,
help me to set the mainsail."

The Count and the Baron hauled away right lustily, and the sail was soon
set.

"Now," said the sober sailor to the man who had been at the helm, "go
forward and sleep; it is the only thing you're fit for at present."

The seaman obeyed, and disappeared down the fore hatchway.  The sloop
sailed on and on.  The Count looked into the cabin and saw that the
skipper was fast asleep; the Baron went forward and found half his crew
employed in the same way.

"Never mind," said the sober sailor; "the wind is fair, and provided no
other big ship runs us down we shall get safely to Amsterdam soon after
nightfall."

This was cheering news to the travellers, and they promised a handsome
reward to the sober sailor if he would take them in safely.

"Glad to do that for my own sake," he answered.  "It won't be my fault
if we do not."

Still, as the wind was light the sloop sailed slowly; yet it was very
evident, from the number of vessels they encountered, that they were
approaching the great emporium of commerce; but the evening was drawing
on, and darkness would increase the dangers of the voyage.  At length
they could only see lights glittering here and there, ahead and on every
side, and tall masts rising out of the water.  Now and then shouts
warned them to get out of the way of some vessel, and the sober sailor
shouted in return.

"Now, Mynheers, whichever of you can steer the best take the helm, and
we will bring the sloop to an anchor.  We must wait till daylight to get
through the outer drawbridge."

"I never steered in my life," answered the Count.

"Nor I either," said the Baron.

"Then do one of you take the tiller and do as I tell you," said the
sober sailor.

"Baron, I leave that honour to you," said the Count; "I do not feel
quite up to it."

The Baron, who would have been ready to steer a seventy-four if he had
been asked, at once took the tiller in hand, and, as the sailor sang
out, "Pull the tiller towards you," or "Put it away from you," he did as
he was bid.  They glided on in the darkness, the lights round them
twinkling like fireflies.  At last the sailor hauled down the jib and
foresail.  "Now put it from you," he sang out, "as far as you can."
Then there came a splash, and the cable ran out, and the sober sailor
requested the Count and the Baron to help him lower the mainsail.

"Now I have you all snug," he said, "I can put you on shore, or you can
remain on board till morning if you wish it."

"I think we had better remain on board," said the Baron; "I do not fancy
going into a strange town at midnight without knowing an inch of my way,
or what hotel to go to."

"I agree with you," observed the Count, "though I cannot say that I
anticipate much pleasure in passing the night in a close cabin with a
tipsy skipper snoring as loud as a grampus."

"Not pleasant, certainly," remarked the Baron; "and I am ready to
sacrifice myself for your benefit, if our friend here will take me on
shore and wait for me while I search for an hotel; whether I find one or
not, I will come back to you."

The Count gladly agreed to this proposal; and the sober sailor,
launching the boat, at once put off with the Baron, intending, as he
said, to land him at a quay at no great distance.  The Count walked the
deck impatiently waiting his return; and, as he heard the skipper and
the man forward snoring, he began to regret that he had not himself also
gone.  The sober sailor and the Baron were a long time absent.

"What can have become of them?" exclaimed the Count, over and over
again.  He had sat down to rest in the after part of the vessel, when he
saw some one moving forward; and, going in that direction, he discovered
the sailor who had been asleep.

"What are you about there?" he asked.

"Giving more scope to the cable," was the answer.  "The tide has risen,
and the sloop wants it."

"All right, I suppose," thought the Count, and he went aft, while the
sailor descended, and was soon again fast asleep.  The Count heard a
noise such as rope makes when running over wood.  Presently he observed
that the objects, dimly seen through the gloom of night, were moving.
"What can have happened?" he thought.  Faster and faster they moved.
The vessel appeared to be in a rapid current.

"Oh, dear! oh, dear! what is happening?" he cried out; and he shouted to
the skipper and the man forward, but neither answered him.  Presently
the vessel struck against the side of a house which rose out of the
water, then against a pier, then she bounded off, then once more she
came with tremendous force against another house, which appeared to be a
store, carrying away her bowsprit.  "She will go to the bottom, and I
shall be drowned," thought the Count; and he scrambled up the rigging
just as the head of the mast poked its way in at a large opening in the
wall.  Climbing the shrouds of a vessel was a feat the Count had never
before accomplished, and was very contrary to his habits; but he exerted
himself to the utmost.  The unpleasant recollection came upon him, as he
was doing so, that these were the shrouds which had been severed when
the ship ran into the sloop, and he feared, naturally, that they would
give way at the very moment that he was upon them.  This made him climb
the faster.  Now, as the vessel heeled over, his feet touched the wall
of the building, and he feared that he might be jammed against it.  The
darkness prevented him from seeing clearly what was befalling the hull,
but his impression was that it was going down into the deep canal, and
that the skipper and the remaining portion of his crew would be drowned;
but he had no desire to share their fate, and was utterly unable to help
them.  He shouted, however, loud enough to arouse them out of any
ordinary slumber; but the schiedam they had drunk had so completely
lulled their senses that they heard not his shouts, or the bumping of
the vessel against the wall.  He therefore continued his ascent till he
reached the top of the mast, when, getting hold of a beam which
projected from the opening in the building, he hauled himself up.  Just
as he did so the mast cracked; the vessel with a jerk heeled over to the
opposite side; he was left clinging to the beam while she was borne away
by the tide into the darkness.  Again he shouted to try and arouse the
skipper, but no human voice replied to his cries.



CHAPTER SEVEN.

The Count felt about with his feet till they touched the floor of the
loft into which he had scrambled.  "Here I am landed at last, at all
events," he said to himself; "but this, though dry enough, is not a
pleasant place in which to pass the night; and besides, my friend
Stilkin will be searching for me, and be very much alarmed at not
finding the vessel, or if he does find her--supposing she has not gone
to the bottom--when he discovers that I have absconded.  What can I do?
I must try and get down into the street, and then, perhaps, I shall meet
him and relieve his anxiety.  I wish that I had a light, though, as I
shall run the risk of tumbling down some trap-door and breaking my neck.
I must move cautiously.  This appears to be a lumber loft of some sort;
it cannot contain valuable merchandise, or the opening through which I
made an entrance would have been closed.  Well, I am of opinion that
this is the least pleasant of my adventures."  The Count stopped.
Looking back, he observed the outline of an opening through which came a
small amount of light--such light as exists at night.  This assisted him
to direct his course across the floor of the loft: he moved cautiously,
for every moment he knocked his feet against pieces of plank, and broken
chests, and casks, and heaps of old sails, and fragments of rope piled
up to be turned into oakum, and broken chains, and scraps of iron, and
worn-out brooms and brushes.  "I suppose there is an outlet somewhere,
though I cannot yet distinguish it," he said to himself.  "These things
have probably been brought up from below; but suppose they have been
only hoisted in through the window, I shall be imprisoned as effectually
as if I had been shut in by bars and bolts, for I certainly cannot make
my escape through the opening by which I entered; I should only fall
into the canal.  Dear me! dear me! this is unpleasant.  I wish that I
had stayed at home in my old castle.  However, wishes are vain things.
I must try to get out somehow or other."  Again he began to grope about,
feeling with his hands and feet, but in spite of all efforts could
discover no outlet.  "Probably, after all, it will be wiser to sit down
and wait till daylight," he thought.  He accordingly sat himself down on
a pile of rope, but he had not sat there long before he heard strange
noises, a clattering and clambering of some creatures or other, and
presently two or three came bounding over his feet.

"Those must be rats," he said to himself.  "I have heard of a species
which comes from Norway, great savage creatures, a few dozen of which
would eat up a man at a meal; if I go to sleep they may eat me up, and
that will be objectionable in the highest degree.  It is very clear that
I must get out of this if I wish to keep a whole skin in my body.  Come!
arouse thee, brave Funnibos! let it not be said that the last of thy
race was eaten up by rats."

He once more got up and resumed his search; as he was feeling about his
hands struck against a large ring: "This perhaps is a trap-door," he
thought.  Standing on one side, he pulled with all his might; it
yielded, and he found that he was lifting it up.

"Yes, this is a trap-door, and the means of escape presents itself, but
I must take care that there is a ladder by which to descend, or I may
pitch down head foremost and crack my skull."  Stooping over, he
discovered to his satisfaction that there was a ladder, and he
accordingly descended, holding on very tight with his hands, while he
felt with his feet.  At last he reached the bottom, and found himself on
a lower story; the windows, however, if there were any, were closed.  He
was not much better off than he had been on the story above; still,
having succeeded thus far, he was determined not to be defeated, and
again he began to search about.  The chamber appeared to have but little
in it; now and then he knocked against a chest or a box, and stumbled
over other articles, till suddenly he nearly fell head foremost down a
stair.  "This must lead somewhere, at all events," he thought; and by a
banister which he discovered on one side he began cautiously to descend,
feeling with one foot before he lifted up the other.  Down and down he
went till he got into a passage between some stone walls.  "Come,
perhaps this will conduct me to the street, or to the street door, and,
if it is only closed with bolts and bars, I may withdraw them and set
myself free.  I only hope that there may be no inhabitants who may take
me for a burglar, and shoot me before I have time to explain matters.  I
must go cautiously, so as to make no noise."  He was going on feeling
the walls on both sides, and putting one foot slowly before the other,
when he observed a faint light streaming up from an opening on one side.
The opening was a doorway; as he reached it the light became stronger,
and he saw some stone steps leading to yet a lower story.

"This seems strange," he muttered, "I understood that the houses in
Amsterdam were built on piles to keep them out of the water, and I
should have supposed that a flight of steps so low as this would lead
one into it; but there must be some one down there, or this bright light
would not be coming up.  Perhaps I had better go back to try and find my
way to the street door, as I had intended, lest that somebody should
consider that I am intruding; however, having got thus far, I will try
and solve the mystery."  He, therefore, again descended step by step.
He found himself in a small vaulted chamber, in the centre of which was
a table covered with retorts, jars, glasses of all shapes and sizes, and
other chemical apparatus, while at a chair was seated a tall,
grey-headed old gentleman, stirring the contents of a clay bowl with a
glass tube; his eyes were so intently fixed on the bowl that he did not
discover the presence of a stranger.  A lamp burning on the table shed
the light around on the wizen countenance of the aged alchemist, on the
walls of the chamber, and on the roof, from which hung suspended several
iron chains, and stuffed birds and beasts and other creatures of curious
form, unlike anything the Count had before seen.  He stood for some time
watching the proceedings of the unknown alchemist and considering what
he should do; at last he gave a cough to attract attention.  The old man
looked up, and regarded him with a fixed stare.

"Who are you, and whence do you come?" he asked in a hollow voice.  "Are
you a spirit from the vasty deep, or have you risen from the nether
world?"

"Though I am not a spirit, I have come from the vasty deep, for I am a
shipwrecked traveller," answered the Count.  "In a most extraordinary
manner I was landed in a loft above this building, and have found my way
down here.  My object at present is to get out into the street of
Amsterdam, for I presume I am in that city, and to discover my friend
and companion, Baron Stilkin, who had, fortunately for himself, gone on
shore before the catastrophe occurred, which nearly cost me my life; and
I shall be very, very much obliged to you, most reverend Seignor, if you
will show me the door."

"At present I cannot on any account do that," answered the alchemist.
"It might prove the destruction of my hopes were I to leave this
crucible for a moment.  Know that I am on the point of making the great
discovery which is the object of my life," and the old man went on
stirring as before.

"What is that discovery, may I ask?" inquired the Count.

"The means of converting tin into silver, and copper into gold; or
rather, I may say, the discovery of the philosopher's stone, for which
the sages of past centuries have searched in vain, but which I firmly
believe it has been reserved for me to find out.  I shall then become
the richest individual in Amsterdam, and I have resolved to employ my
wealth in rebuilding the city.  I purpose to lay the foundations with
granite instead of wooden piles, on which it now stands; to increase the
width and depth of its canals, and double their present dimensions; to
erect a church in the centre which shall surpass that of Saint Peter's
or Saint Paul's; to make the inhabitants the most wealthy and healthy,
the best and most contented people on the face of the globe.  These are
grand designs, you will allow, most noble stranger, for I perceive you
are capable of appreciating them: these are sufficient to induce a man
to burn the midnight oil, to spend his days in ceaselessly labouring at
his allotted task."

"Perhaps you will be good enough to make haste and discover this
philosopher's stone, and then let me out at your street door; for I am
desperately hungry, and wish to find a hotel where I may obtain a supper
and bed, in case I should not meet with Baron Stilkin, who landed for
the express purpose of looking for one."

"Wait a few moments longer, my friend," said the alchemist, still
stirring on.  "You would not surely have me throw away the labour of
years to gratify your selfish object.  Just step aside in the meantime
into that recess, as I am not quite certain what is about to happen.
There may come an explosion, such has occurred before now, and then at
the bottom of this crucible I firmly believe that I shall discover the
philosopher's stone.  It has never appeared yet, but, once in my
possession, I shall leave this cold vault for ever, and emerge into the
upper world, to commence the great undertaking I have designed.  Stand
aside! stand aside! at any moment there may be an explosion."

The Count at first thought that the wisest plan would be to escape up
the stone steps, as he had no wish to be exposed to the effects of the
expected explosion; but, curious to see the result, he stepped aside, as
the old alchemist advised him, into a recess of the vault.  Still the
alchemist stirred on, but nothing occurred.  The Count was losing
patience when he heard the sound of feet descending the steps.

"Here comes my familiar spirit," muttered the alchemist; "he always does
come just when I am about to make my grand discovery."

"He treads very heavily for a spirit!" thought the Count.

At that moment a remarkable and unattractive-looking person came into
the light of the lamp; he was a short, thick-set man, with a huge head,
almost a dwarf, dressed in a long coat and high boots, carrying in his
hand a kettle.

The alchemist as he saw him started up.  "Why have you come?  Why hast
thou come, thou enemy of science? thou who, night after night, hast
prevented me from making the grand discovery, the aim of my existence,
thou disturber of my studies, thou foe of the human race!"

"You know well enough, Mynheer Bosch, that what you say is all nonsense,
and that I will not allow you to abuse me in this fashion," exclaimed
the dwarf, lifting up the kettle as if he were about to throw it at the
philosopher's head.  "Come along, and leave your old bottles and jars;
it is high time that you were in bed, and my business is to see you safe
there, and to lock you up till to-morrow morning."

"But I have a visitor," said the philosopher, calming down, and looking
perfectly resigned to his fate.  "A visitor who may become my pupil, and
aid me in making my grand discovery, which has, through your
interference, been so long delayed."

"Any one who desires to become your pupil must be a remarkably silly
fellow," observed the dwarf.  "If he is there, let him show himself.
Come out, whoever you are, and I'll know how you ventured into this
house without leave."

The Count, on hearing this, stepped forth from his hiding-place.
"Honest man, pray understand, in the first place, that I have no desire
to become the pupil of this philosophical gentleman, that I most
unintentionally entered the house, and shall be extremely obliged to you
if you will let me out as soon as possible," he said; and he briefly
explained how he had happened to get into the loft.

"That being the case, as soon as I have secured this poor old man for
the night, I will show you out into the street," answered the dwarf; and
taking hold of the lamp with one hand and with the other grasping the
arm of the philosopher, who moved on as meekly as a lamb, he led the way
up the steps, the Count following close behind.  After proceeding along
several passages he reached a door, when, producing a key from his
pocket, he opened it.

"Go in," he said to the philosopher, "and wait till I come back."  The
latter obeyed, and the dwarf locked him in.

"Now, Mynheer," he said, "having disposed of that poor old fellow for
the present, I will show you the way out into the street; but take care
you do not fall into the canal.  You will not find any hotel in this
part of the town fit for a gentleman of your rank; but if you go on
straight before you and then turn to the right, then to the left, then
to the right again, you may possibly meet with your friend whom you
desire to find; if not, a watchman will take charge of you, should he
not lock you up, and will help you to find an hotel."

This was not altogether satisfactory, for the Count doubted very much
whether he should be able to follow the directions he had received; but
he wanted to get into the open air, and he hoped that he should somehow
or other find his way.  He was not in the best possible mood, and had
little expectation of finding the Baron; he was desperately hungry, and
was afraid that his portmanteau was lost, which would certainly be the
case if the sloop had gone to the bottom.  However, finding himself in
the open air, he went along what appeared to be a narrow road, with
houses on one side and a canal on the other.  The odour which rose from
the latter in the night air was far from pleasant, but he soon got
accustomed to it.  He was inclined to shout out the Baron's name as he
went along, but it occurred to him that some of the watchers of the
night might accuse him of being a disorderly person, and carry him off
to prison, though whenever he saw anyone approaching he asked in a
subdued tone, "Is that you, Baron Stilkin?"  But no one acknowledged
himself to be the Baron.  Thus the Count went on, no one impeding his
progress.  According to the dwarfs advice, he did turn to the left and
then to the right, then to the left again, and turned several times,
till he forgot how many times he had turned or where he was.  For a long
time he met no one of whom to inquire the way.  At last he heard
footsteps approaching.  "Is that you.  Baron Stilkin?" he asked, as he
had done before.

"What, whose voice is that?" exclaimed some one.

The Count, hoping that it was the Baron, replied, "Count Funnibos."

"What, my dear Count, is it you yourself?" exclaimed Baron Stilkin, for
he it was, and, rushing into each other's arms, they wept, overcome by
their feelings.  The Count narrated the extraordinary adventures he had
met with.

"And what about our portmanteaus and umbrellas? what will become of
them?" exclaimed the Baron.

"They are on board the sloop, and, for what I can tell, at the bottom of
the Zuyder Zee," said the Count.

"We must endeavour to regain them forthwith if they are afloat, or fish
them up if they are at the bottom," said the Baron.  "Come along.  I
left the sober sailor waiting for me.  We may possibly find him, and at
once put off in search of our property."

"But I should prefer having some supper first," exclaimed the Count.  "I
am well-nigh starving."

"Never mind, my dear Count," said the Baron, "I have eaten enough for
two, and there's no time to be lost.  It is of the greatest importance
that we should forthwith recover our portmanteaus and umbrellas.  Why,
we have all the money in them, and our note-books and journals."

"And my ties and tooth-brush," put in the Count.  "Of course, of course.
I will still the cravings of my appetite and sacrifice my feelings for
the common weal."

"Eight, right; a noble principle," said the Baron.  "I shall be able to
enjoy a second supper with you when we return."  And the Baron acting as
guide, they set off for the quay where, to the best of his belief, he
had left the sober sailor.  Wonderful to relate, the sober sailor was
there, waiting patiently, smoking his pipe with his arms folded, a
picture of resignation.  As far as could be perceived in the gloom of
night, he did not appear to be much surprised at hearing of the accident
which had befallen the sloop.

"Cheer up, Mynheers, we will find her," he said.  "She's not likely to
have got far.  There's a bit of a current round that point, but after
that the tide runs slowly, and she will have been brought up by some
other vessel across which she's been driven, or is still floating slowly
out towards the Zuyder Zee."  Saying this, he bent to his oars and
pulled away down the canal.  The lights glittered from the upper windows
of many houses, showing that the inhabitants were not yet in bed, and
the tall masts of numerous vessels towered up towards the sky, with
yards across seen indistinctly in the gloom of night.  The moon shone
forth and shed her pale light on the smooth surface of the water, which
looked bright and silvery, very different to the hue it is apt to wear
in the daytime.

"If I were not so hungry and so anxious about our portmanteaus and
umbrellas I should enjoy this," observed the Count.

"I do enjoy it," said the Baron, stroking his waistcoat.  "As to our
portmanteaus and umbrellas, my mind is greatly relieved by the
assurances of our friend the sober sailor here."

"I hope you are so with sufficient reason," observed the Count, who was
in low spirits, as people often are when they are hungry.

"I told you so, I told you so; there's the sloop," shouted the Baron.
"I am right, am I not, friend mariner?"

"Ja, ja, that's she," answered the sober sailor, pulling towards the
sloop, which was, as he had asserted would be the case, floating
leisurely along, like a snail on a garden path.  He soon pulled up
alongside, when the Count and the Baron scrambled on board.  The tipsy
skipper and his tipsy crew were still both fast asleep in their
respective bunks.

"Now I consider that it would be right and proper to let them float on
after we have recovered our portmanteaus and umbrellas," said the Baron.

"It would be more kind and charitable to anchor the sloop, or to take
her alongside the nearest vessel we can reach," said the Count.  "What
do you say, worthy mariner?"

"We cannot anchor her, because my messmate slipped her cable and left
the anchor in the canal," answered the sober sailor.  "But we will tow
her alongside another vessel and make her fast, where she will remain
safe enough till I have conveyed you, Mynheers, and your luggage to the
shore.  We sailors make it a point of honour to look after our shipmates
when they get overtaken by too abundant potations of schiedam or any
other liquor."

"But you do not mean to say that you ever get overtaken?" asked the
Count.

"Not unless it is my turn to enjoy that pleasure," answered the sober
sailor.  "It was my turn to-night to keep sober, as it would never do
for the whole crew to get drunk together."  Having said this, the sober
sailor stepped into the boat, and towed the sloop up to a vessel which
lay conveniently near.  Having secured her, and informed her skipper and
crew of the condition of his skipper and crew, he pulled away up to the
landing-place, carrying the Count and Baron, with their portmanteaus and
umbrellas.  They were not long, after landing, in finding a hotel, on
entering which the first words the Baron uttered were, "Supper for two."

"I thought that you had supped," remarked the Count.

"My dear Count, do you think I should be so uncourteous as not to eat a
second to keep you company?" said the Baron, smiling blandly.  They,
were soon seated at table, and the Baron did ample justice to his second
supper.



CHAPTER EIGHT.

"Then here we are in Amsterdam," said the Count to the Baron, as they
sauntered out of their hotel after breakfast.  "I wonder whether all
these people have come to do us honour on hearing of our arrival."

"They probably have not heard of our arrival," said the Baron.  "They
are, as you will perceive, market people, and others who have come in
these boats surrounding the landing-slips;" and he pointed across the
crowd which thronged the quay to the canal, on which boats of various
sizes were coming and going, mostly laden with cheeses and other
merchandise to supply the city of Amsterdam.

"Ah, yes; you are probably correct," remarked the Count.  "Now let us
set forth and inspect this great city."

A guide, who had noticed them leaving the hotel, offered his services to
conduct them through the streets, and to give them the information which
as strangers they would naturally require.

"Thank you," said the Baron, who, thinking him a very polite gentleman,
made him a bow.  "We accept your services."

"Come then, Mynheers, come then," said the guide; "with me as your
conductor, you will see more of the city in a few hours than you would
by yourselves in as many days.  You will understand that Amsterdam is
the largest town in Holland," he commenced.  "It is built in the shape
of a crescent, or horse-shoe, and is situated at the influx of the
Amstel into the Y; the latter, though it is called a river, is in
reality an arm of the Zuyder Zee, and forms our harbour; hence the name
of Amsterdam--the dam of the Amstel, or Amster.  Now I will lead you to
the docks, close to which we now are--they are capable of accommodating
a thousand vessels; the locks, you will observe, are of enormous
strength, which it is necessary they should be, so as to resist the
inroads of the sea.  We take great precautions to keep it out, and with
good reason, for our streets are much below its level, and were it to
break in they would be completely flooded.  Our city is nine miles in
circumference, while canals of various sizes intersect it in every
direction, and divide it into ninety islands, which are connected by
means of nearly three hundred bridges.  A broad moat, or canal, also
runs almost completely round it, a portion of which is flanked with
avenues of elms, which have a handsome and picturesque appearance.  Our
houses are constructed on foundations of piles, and as some of these
give way, either destroyed by worms or becoming rotten by age, the
houses are apt to lean about in various directions, which artists say
look very picturesque, but are not so pleasant to the inhabitants, who,
however, live on in them, hoping that, as they have been in that
condition for some years, they will not tumble down just yet.  Now and
then they do come down, but people get accustomed to that sort of thing.
Many years ago our great corn magazine sank into the mud, the piles on
which it stood being unable to support the weight of three thousand five
hundred tons of grain, which were stored in the building at that time.
You will observe the style of the houses, many of them built of Dutch
brickwork, which foreigners justly admire.  Our canals are not quite as
deep as they should be, although we have dredging machines constantly
engaged in removing the mud, which is thus apt to be stirred about in an
unpleasant manner as every barge comes up, and strangers declare that an
excessively offensive odour rises from them, especially on hot days; but
we who live here are not inconvenienced, in fact we rather doubt the
statement; there may be a smell, but it surely cannot be an unpleasant
one."

"As to that," answered the Count, holding his pocket-handkerchief to his
nose, "it must depend upon what people consider unpleasant; for my part,
I prefer the scent of orange blossoms or eau de Cologne to it."

The guide, who seemed anxious to fulfil his promise of enabling them to
see the city in a brief period of time, trotted them along the quays at
a rapid rate, pointing out to them the great dyke which prevents the
Zuyder Zee from washing into the town; then he conducted them up one
street and down another, over bridges and along banks of canals
innumerable, till they had not the slightest idea of where they were
going or what they were seeing.  He poured out his information also at
so rapid a rate that the Count could with difficulty make the shortest
notes.  Museums and picture galleries of various sorts were pointed out
to them.

"You will be able to see those by and by," observed the guide; "at
present my object is to exhibit to you the outside of the city."

The whole day was expended in viewing the city, and even then a large
portion remained to be seen, which they flattered themselves they should
do on another occasion.  They then, pretty well tired, returned to their
hotel.

"Now, Count, in what direction shall we next bend our steps?" asked the
Baron.  "If we were at sea the wind might settle that point, but on
shore the matter is more complicated."

"Come with me, Mynheers, to Zaandam," said a gentleman, who was seated
opposite to them at table and heard the Baron's question.

"I suppose there's something to be seen there?" the Baron asked.

"Certainly there is something to be seen," said the gentleman.  "There's
the house of Peter the Great, who lived there while he was working as a
shipwright, and there are windmills."

"There are a good many windmills in other parts of Holland," observed
the Count.

"But the windmills of Zaandam beat them all hollow," answered the
gentleman.  "There are no fewer than four hundred in and about Zaandam,
employed in all sorts of labour: some grind corn, some saw timber,
others crush rape-seed, while others again drain the land, or reduce
stones to powder, or chop tobacco into snuff, or grind colours for the
painter.  Those of Zaandam are of all shapes and descriptions, and many
of them are of an immense size--the largest in the world."

"We will go to Zaandam," said the Count; and the next morning he and the
Baron accompanied their new friend, whom they took care to ascertain was
not a professional guide, down to the quay, whence a steamboat was about
to start to their intended destination.

In little more than an hour having crossed the waters of the Y, they
landed at Zaandam.  They were not disappointed with respect to the
windmills, which, as there was a fair breeze, seemed to be all very
busy, the sails whirling round and round and doing their duty with all
earnestness, as duty ought to be done.  When the wind slackened it was
not their fault if they did not go as fast.  They could distinguish the
flour mills, which generally had a balcony running round half-way up;
but the draining mills were smaller, and had no balcony.  Zaandam,
however, did not look like a town, it more resembled a straggling
village; the houses--small, painted a bright green, with red roofs--
peeping out on the banks of the river amid the trees in all directions.

Suddenly the Count began whirling his arms about in a way which made the
Baron fancy he had gone mad.

"What is the matter?" he exclaimed.

"I cannot help it," answered the Count, still looking up at the
windmills.  "How they go round and round and round in all directions; it
is enough to turn one into a windmill.  I feel inclined already to
become one."

"Don't, don't!" cried the Baron, seizing his friend's arms and holding
them down.  "Don't look at those whirlabout sails, but come let us go
and see the house of Peter the Great, which was the chief object of our
visit to this place."

"Peter the Great, ah, I have heard of him; how long did he live here?"
asked the Count.

"Not very long," said their friend.  "Zaandam was in those days a great
ship-building place, and he came here to instruct himself in the art;
but the people found out who he was, and shocked his modesty by staring
him out of countenance, so he went away to Amsterdam, where among the
crowd he was less likely to be discovered."

Proceeding along a canal bordered by a few dilapidated houses, they
arrived before a zinc building, which has been erected to cover the hut
in which Peter the Great lived.  An ancient individual, who had charge
of it, admitted them within the outside covering.

"Peter of Russia was a great man, there's no doubt about that," observed
the Baron.  "But from the appearance of this edifice he must have been
contented with a very inferior style of accommodation; for there appear
to be but two small rooms, and every plank of the walls is out of the
perpendicular, and every beam far off the horizontal, while the floors
resemble the surface of a troubled sea."

The hut was constructed of wood, old planks nailed roughly together,
some running in one direction, some in another.  As the travellers
entered they rolled about as if they had suddenly become giddy.  The
furniture too was limited; it consisted of a couple of curiously shaped
old chairs, a table and a bedstead of antique form and simple
construction.  The walls were adorned with portraits of Peter the Great
and his wife, who certainly, judging by her picture, was no beauty.

"I observe that a number of persons of celebrity have carved their names
on the walls; I think we ought to do the same, to let it be known to all
the world, who come after us, that we have been here," said the Baron,
taking out his penknife.  "Here are some names, great persons
undoubtedly, and, as far as I can judge, English; let me see, one is
Jones, the other is Smith, and a third Brown--we will add ours."

"Have the kindness to put mine, then," said the Count.  "I should wish
to appear in such excellent company, but carving on wood is not one of
my talents."

The Baron accordingly with the tip of his penknife wrote, or rather
carved, "Count Funnibos and Baron Stilkin," putting the date of their
visit.  Well satisfied with his performance, he took another glance
round the room, about which the Count had been staggering, looking at
the various corners and crevices, as if he expected to find the Great
Peter in one of them, sawing or planing, or perhaps supping off a bowl
of porridge.  The ancient keeper informed them that the building was
erected by a former Queen of Holland--a Princess of Russia--to prevent
this relic of her ancestor being swept off the face of the earth.  On
one of the walls was a marble tablet, placed there by the Emperor
Alexander to commemorate a visit he paid to the hut, which showed to the
Count and Baron that another great person had been there before them.



CHAPTER NINE.

On returning to the town of windmills, they encountered the gentleman
who had advised them to pay a visit to the place.

"I am going on to Alkmaar," he observed, "and should be rejoiced to have
your company; it is a place well worth seeing, and you will have further
experience of Dutch scenery on the way."

"We will go, by all means," said the Count, who, as it saved him the
trouble of thinking, was glad to receive suggestions regarding their
route.  They accordingly went on board the steamer, which was already
pretty well filled with country people, butter-sellers, peddlers,
gardeners, and others, very clean and respectable and picturesque in
their costume.  There was a vast amount of shouting and holloaing and
talking as the boat passed through a narrow lock, which conducted them
into the direct line of canal navigation to the place they purposed
visiting.  As they glided on, they observed the banks on either side
lined with windmills; here and there were small houses painted green
with red roofs--indeed, red roofs were seen everywhere, like British
soldiers skirmishing, as the colour was toned down and mellowed by time
and weather.  On and on they went, sometimes looking down from the canal
to the country below them, for the water was on a higher level than the
land.

"It would be an awkward business if a breach were to be made in the
banks, and the water were to run out over the country," observed the
Count.

"We take precautions against that, by making the banks broad and strong,
as you will observe," remarked their friend.  "But such an event has
occurred more than once, sometimes by accident, and at others purposely,
to prevent the approach of an enemy, when in a few hours a whole
district has been laid under water."

"When that occurs, the fields and the orchards and the cottages of the
inhabitants must be destroyed," observed the Count.

"Undoubtedly," answered his companion.  "But we Dutchmen are patriotic,
and willingly sacrifice our own interests for the good of the country;
besides which the chief sufferers have seldom been consulted--our
leaders have decided that it was necessary, and it has been done.  In
this way Alkmaar was defended against the Spaniards, and Leyden was
relieved by a fleet of the `Beggars of the Sea,' which, sailing across
the submerged land, brought provisions and reinforcements to the
starving garrison."

League after league was passed over by this watery way; trees there
were, but they were scarcely of sufficient height to break the uniform
appearance of the level country.

"My dear Baron," said the Count, taking his friend by the button-hole,
"I have at length settled a point in my mind which has long puzzled me;
I have heard that philosophers differ as to whether the earth is round
or flat, and now you will agree with me that we have proof positive that
it is flat.  Look round on every side--the country is as level as a
billiard table, the water in the canals does not run one way more than
another, there's not a single elevation between us and the distant
horizon.  Yes, I am convinced of the fact: one does learn something by
travelling."

The Baron, who was seldom in an argumentative mood, smiled blandly, and
replied, "Yes, my dear Count, you are probably right as far as Holland
is concerned.  When we reach other parts of the world we may be
compelled, against our better judgment, to change our opinion, but time
enough for that when we get there; let us at present side with those who
hold to the opinion that the world is flat, but not with those who
pronounce it stale and unprofitable, for Holland is certainly not
unprofitable, or the people would not look so wealthy, fat, and
comfortable."

After the canal had made several turnings, the tall steeples of Alkmaar,
quaint and ancient, appeared in sight, but it was some time before the
steamer reached the quay of that picturesque town.

Leaving the steamboat, the Count and the Baron at once going to an
hotel, ordered dinner to be prepared, having invited their new friend to
join them.

"Though Alkmaar is a place of no great importance at present," observed
their friend, "it can boast of three things--its heroic defence against
the Spaniards, of which I will give you an account by-and-by as we walk
round the ramparts; of its cleanliness, of which you have ocular proof;
and of the vast amount of excellent cheese which it exports; indeed, it
is said to do more business in cheese than any other town in the world.
There are also two or three quaint and curious buildings which are
worthy of a visit."

"We will visit them in their turn," observed the Baron.

As he descended the steps of the hotel he evidently created some
sensation among the market people, fishwives, the butter-sellers, and
others who thronged the streets.  Perceiving this, he stopped short and
looked about him with a benignant air.  "Perhaps, if I were to take up
my residence here, I might be elected Burgomaster," he thought to
himself, "though at home it might be beneath my rank to enter into
commerce.  I should have no objection to deal in cheese, they look so
clean, and taste so nice, and have so fragrant an odour.  A million
cheeses exported by Baron Stilkin and Company would sound well, and even
though I were to make a profit of only a styver per cheese, would come
to a good sum annually--I will see to it."  His cogitations were
interrupted by the appearance of the Count and their friend, who now
invited him to accompany them round the town.  Their friend was an
enthusiastic patriot, and having shown them Alkmaar, and described its
heroic defence against the Spaniards, advised them as to the course they
should afterwards pursue.  They accordingly set off and visited Haarlem
and Leyden, the Hague--the royal capital--and Rotterdam, the great
commercial city rivalling Amsterdam, Gouda, and Utrecht, which possesses
a cathedral and a fine old tower rising to the height of three hundred
and twenty feet above the ground.

"And now I propose that, as we have seen all these towns, we go forth
and enjoy something of the country, before we leave Holland," said the
Count.

"Agreed," answered the Baron, and so it was settled.



CHAPTER TEN.

Once more the Count and the Baron were in the country.  As yet they had
made but little progress in their journey round the world, but they were
not disheartened.

"We shall do it in time," remarked the Count.  "And it strikes me that
if we were to put on my seven-league boots we should go much faster."

"But, my dear Count, have you seen them lately?" asked the Baron.  "A
dreadful idea has occurred to me.  I am afraid that I left one of them
on board of the _Golden Hog_, and if she has gone to the bottom your
seven-league boot has gone also, and with only one it is very clear that
we shall not go ahead with the desirable rapidity."

"Then I suspect we must do without them," said the Count, who always
took matters easily.  "We must depend upon our own legs and such means
of conveyance as present themselves.  With the help of the railways,
steamboats, trackboats, and horse carriages, we may still manage to get
along.  By-the-by, could we not manage to engage a balloon?  We might
get over the country at greater speed than even with my seven-league
boots."

"We should not see much of it in that way, I suspect," observed the
Baron.

"Oh, yes!  A fine bird's-eye view, such as an eagle enjoys," exclaimed
the Count.

"I decidedly object to aerial travelling," said the Baron.  "It does not
suit my figure, and I always feel giddy if I look down from a height.
Sailing on the treacherous ocean is bad enough, and even railways are
not altogether satisfactory.  Give me the firm ground, a nice easy
chaise on four wheels, steady horses, and an experienced coachman, and I
can enjoy travelling.  But here we are at Nighterecht, a pleasant,
rural-looking place.  It boasts of an inn, though not a large one, but
we can enjoy the primitive simplicity of the inhabitants."

On reaching the inn, having announced themselves, they were received by
the landlady with all the courtesy and respect due to persons of their
exalted rank.

"We must ask you, good Vrouw, to direct us to any objects worthy of
inspection in this neighbourhood, that we may visit them while you are
preparing dinner," said the Baron.

"Objects worthy of inspection," said the Vrouw; "there are the houses,
and the fields, and the canals, we have two--one passing close to the
village, the other a little way in the rear--and five windmills, all in
sight without the trouble of going in search of them.  We expect that
there will be something too which will take place to interest your
lordships this afternoon.  A stranger arrived this morning with a cart
containing a large cask, the contents of which he proposes to exhibit to
all those who will pay him a guilder each; the guilders are to remain
with him, the contents of the cask are to be divided among the
spectators.  You will, of course, Mynheers, remain to witness the
spectacle, and to enjoy the benefits which may be derived from the
contents of the cask.  Some say it is full of one thing, some of
another, but no one knows what.  Notices have been sent round in all
directions, and we expect to have a numerous gathering, which will, at
all events, prove profitable to my establishment."

The Count and the Baron, not being hurried, agreed to remain.  As soon
as dinner was over they observed a number of persons collecting under
the trees in front of the inn, which stood, as the landlady assured
them, on the top of a mountain, though the descent to the canal was
scarcely more than twenty feet, comparing it with the level region
around.  In a short time a burly individual appeared, and, with the aid
of two or three others, placed a huge cask on a central spot under the
trees with the head facing down the hill.  He then forthwith took his
seat astride on the top of it.

"Now, noble Mynheers and lovely Vrouws, you have come to see something
very wonderful; but before I exhibit the mystery I must request you to
hand me in the guilders, for unless I obtain a sufficient number the
cask remains closed."

The people were flocking in from all parts, for at that time of the
evening they had nothing in particular to do.  The Count and the Baron
drew near.  The burly personage astride of the cask continued his
address, while two or three attendants who had come with him went round
to collect the coin.

"You will understand, brave Hollanders, that any one who is disposed to
give two guilders or three guilders is welcome to do so, and will, I
hope, reap a proportionate reward," he cried out at the top of his
voice.

The Count, who had become much interested, wondering what was coming out
of the cask, proposed putting in five guilders.

"As you like," observed the Baron, "but it is wise, as a rule, to know
what you are going to get for your money, and I suggest that we promise
the individual on the cask an ample reward should we be satisfied.  It
would be as well not to pay more than anybody else."

"But then we can scarcely claim the privilege of standing in the front
rank," observed the Count.  "Come, he shall have two guilders."

"As you like, it will save me the necessity of putting my hand in my
purse," said the Baron.

The attendants having collected all the money they were likely to get,
the individual on the cask, in a sonorous voice, announced his intention
of exhibiting its contents.  For some time past there had been strange
noises proceeding from it, the cause of which no one could understand.

"Are you prepared to see what you shall see?" cried the stout
individual, riding astride on the cask.  "Make ready, then.  One, two,
three;" and by some contrivance or other, he suddenly caused the head of
the cask to fall out to the ground, when a chorus of mews and feline
shrieks and cries as if long pent up burst forth, followed by an
avalanche of cats with labels fixed to their tails; who, gazing for a
moment at the assemblage, dashed frantically forward, some in one
direction, some in another, blinded by the light suddenly let in on
their eyes: one made a rush at the Baron, and had almost seized his
chin, while her claws stuck into his shirt-front before he could knock
her off; another made a dash at the Count, who fled precipitately.  Each
cat, perhaps with the impression that she was ascending a tree, sprang
first at one of the bystanders, and then at another; and then, if driven
aside, dashed frantically forward down the slope, upsetting half a dozen
of the spectators as they endeavoured to make their escape.

"I told you, Mynheers and lovely Vrouws, that I should astonish you,"
exclaimed the stout individual on the cask.  "Each of you shall be
welcome to the cats you can catch."  A few boys and girls, who seemed to
consider it great fun, made chase after the cats.  The Count and the
Baron, and not a few other persons, being considerably irate at the hoax
that had been practised upon them, turned furiously towards the burly
individual, who still kept his seat on the cask.

"How dare you sit there laughing at us!" exclaimed one.

"You impudent fellow! you deserve to be ducked in the canal," cried
another.

"You will only receive your due if we kick you out of the village,"
cried a third.

"A very proper way to treat him," exclaimed a fourth.

"Then let us begin!" exclaimed a fifth.

The stout individual, finding the tide of public favour had decidedly
turned against him, leaped off his cask, and fought his way through the
angry crowd, who had, fortunately for him, been somewhat dispersed by
the cats.  Some tried to catch him, others tried to trip him up; but he
was a stout fellow, and was not to be easily caught.  Dodging in and out
among them, till seeing a narrow lane which no one at the moment was
guarding, he dashed down it, hoping to make his escape from the village;
but instead of leading him to the outside, as he had hoped, it conducted
him to the very centre.  On he ran, followed by the whole crowd, the
Count and Baron joining in the hue and cry.  The village resounded with
shouts of "Stop thief! stop thief!" but these only made the burly
individual run the faster.  A few of the inhabitants had made a short
cut, hoping to meet him in front; but they only arrived in time to catch
him by the skirts of his coat, which gave way as he sprang by them;
several others made a grab at him, some at the collar, some on one side,
some on the other, till the coat was reduced to shreds, when slipping
his arms out of it he again sprang forward.  The Count and the Baron,
who had been rushing on with the crowd, were by some means or other
separated.  The Count having lost sight of the chase, thinking after all
that it was no business of his, returned to his inn.  It would have been
well for the Baron if he had done the same; but as he was running on at
a more rapid rate than he was wont to move, he tripped and fell; the
rest of those engaged in the pursuit, in their eagerness scarcely
perceiving what had happened, passed him by, leaving him to regain his
legs as best he could.  As soon as he had got up, he went on again at
less speed, and in a more cautious manner.

"I should like to see that fellow castigated," he said to himself.
"Never was served a more abominable trick.  Where can he have gone?  If
I don't make haste I shall not see what happens."  He accordingly ran on
again; now he turned up one narrow lane, now down another, till he had
completely lost himself.  "It cannot be a large place, however," he
thought, "and I shall easily find my way back to the inn.  Ah!  I think
I hear the shouts of the people."

He began to run on; presently he distinguished cries of, "There he is,
there he is!  That must be he, just his size!  Well catch him now!"

"I hope they will," thought the Baron, and on he went; but as he
happened to turn and glance over his shoulder, to his surprise, he saw
that the people were following him.  "We shall have him now! we shall
have him now!" he heard the mob shouting.  "That must be he!  He is up
to all sorts of tricks.  Take care he does not escape us.  Stop thief!
stop thief!"

The Baron not liking the sounds, and fearing that there might be some
mistake, thought it best to keep ahead of the mob, and bolted down the
first opening he discovered.  To his great satisfaction, at the further
end, he saw not only the inn, but the Count standing at the door of it.
The mob were close behind him, now excited more than ever by their
running, uttering all sorts of threats, and making unpleasant gestures
with their fists, sticks, and staves.

The Count looked astonished, scarcely comprehending what was happening.
Never had the Baron run so fast, puffing and blowing as he went, and
expecting every moment to drop from fatigue.  Several persons were
collected about the door of the inn, who seemed to be amused at watching
him as he ran.  At that moment two baker's boys, carrying between them a
large basketful of pies and cakes and loaves, and some paper bags of
flour, happened to be passing the inn door.  The Baron, in his hurry not
seeing them, ran against the basket, when over he went with his legs in
the air, his arms and shoulders and the larger part of his body into the
very middle of the pies and cakes and bags of flour.  The boys with
looks of alarm held on firmly to the handles, without making any attempt
to assist him, while he, overcome by his unusual exertions, was utterly
unable to help himself.  The Count, for the moment, was too much
astonished to do anything, but stood with arms uplifted exclaiming, "My
dear Baron, what has happened?  Do get out of that;" while other persons
who stood by only cruelly grinned at his misfortune.  At length the
Count, recovering his presence of mind, descended the steps to the
assistance of the hapless Baron, who certainly was more frightened than
hurt, though covered from head to foot with flour and dough and the
contents of the meat pies and fruit tarts, producing an extraordinary
and ludicrous effect.

The mob, who had by this time come up, shouted, "We have him at last.
Now where shall we carry him to?  What shall we do with him?  He has
given us a pretty long chase, and deserves to be well ducked, or tarred
and feathered!"

"My dear people," exclaimed the Count, "you have made a mistake; this is
my friend, Baron Stilkin, who joined you in the chase of that roguish
fellow who let the cats out of the cask, and whom I am afraid you let go
as well as the cats."

The mob still insisted that the Baron was the man of whom they were in
chase, and it required all the Count's eloquence to persuade them to the
contrary; but his pitiable plight rather amused them than excited their
compassion.  Some of them had even the cruelty to beg him to start
again, and give them another chase.  At length the kind-hearted landlady
of the inn, coming out, begged him to enter, undertaking to wash his
waistcoat and shirt-front, and to put him to rights.

"Thanks, my good Vrouw, thanks; and if you will prepare some supper for
me, I shall be doubly grateful, for I am terribly hungry after my long
run," answered the Baron.

"First let me get off the paste and flour, jam and grease," said the
Vrouw, bringing a brush and a towel and water; and she rubbed and
scrubbed for some minutes with such good effect that the Baron's
garments were restored to their primitive lustre.

"And now my outward appearance has been polished up, pray look after the
interests of my inner man," said the Baron, placing his hands to his
heart.  "I shall ever bear in mind the polite attention with which you
have treated me, though it will take some time to forget the want of
discernment your townsmen have exhibited in mistaking me for that
abominable cat-man.  What could have induced him to play such a trick?"

The landlady admitted that she had met no one who could solve the
mystery.

"Nor have I," said the Count.  "I have been making inquiries in all
directions, but not a person has been able to give me the wished-for
information."

While the Vrouw went off to prepare supper for the Count and Baron, they
seated themselves at a table in the neat little guest room to wait for
it.  Directly afterwards in came one of the bakers' boys, demanding
payment for the pies and tarts, the puddings and flour, injured and
scattered by the Baron.

"Pay you for getting in my way and causing me to fall over your
abominable basket, to the great injury of my waistcoat and shirt-front,
breeches and coat; not to speak of the undignified position I was
compelled to assume amid the jeers and laughter of the surrounding
populace!" exclaimed the Baron, eyeing the small baker's boy.

"I am told by my master to demand payment, and payment he says he must
have," answered the small baker's boy.

"Our wisest course will be to pay the demand made on us, and I would
advise you in future not to tumble into a baker's basket if you can help
it," said the Count.

The Count, who was always open-handed, paid the demand made on the
Baron, to the infinite satisfaction of the small baker's boy.  The
Baron's spirits revived after he had done justice to the supper prepared
by the kind-hearted Vrouw.

"In what direction shall we next bend our steps?" asked the Count.

"I have a fancy to visit the province of Guelderland, the region of
roses; and afterwards Friesland, celebrated throughout Holland for the
beauty of its fair dames and its ancient and interesting cities,"
answered the Baron.

"How shall we travel?" asked the Count.

"I have been giving the matter my earnest consideration," answered the
Baron, "and I have arrived at the conclusion that the easiest, the
pleasantest, if not the most expeditious, mode of travelling will be by
_Trek-Schuit_, or canal-boat, where we can sit at our ease or sleep and
eat while we are dragged smoothly on over the placid water."

"Certainly, the idea is an excellent one," said? the Count, who was
always ready to do what the Baron proposed.

Accordingly the next morning, as the _Trek-Schuit_ was passing the
village, they took their seats on board, and proceeded on their journey.



CHAPTER ELEVEN.

The _Trek-Schuit_ is a long canal-boat, divided into two compartments,
forming a first and second class, and is drawn by a trotting horse along
the towing-path.  It contains seats well cushioned for sleeping, a table
for meals, and every other convenience for ease-loving people who are
not in a hurry.  A pleasanter mode of conveyance cannot be conceived;
there is no shaking or vibration; in rainy weather the cabin is warm and
comfortable, and in fine weather the passenger can sit on deck and watch
the fast receding landscape.  Such was the character of the boat in
which the Count and Baron were now travelling.  The scenery need not be
minutely described; but it presented a pleasing level on every side, and
the canal being in many places raised above the surrounding country,
they could look down from their seat on the deck of the boat on the
corn-fields and broad green meadows, scattered over with farmhouses and
cottages, and occasionally with a few trees.  Windmills of course very
often made their appearance, and cows, generally black and white, but
mixed sometimes with a few red ones, were to be seen on every hand.  The
scenery, though unvaried, was not wearisome, especially when the sun
shone brightly; and the fields looked fresh and green, and the water
sparkled, and everywhere marks of man's industry were to be seen.
Sometimes locks had to be passed, and the boat either ascended or
descended a few feet, but it was not often she left the usual level.
The particulars of the journey need not be detailed, as no adventures of
especial interest were met with.  Leaving the _Trek-Schuit_ they
continued their journey on land, having engaged a vehicle of antique
form, the box handsomely sculptured, highly coloured and gilt, and the
harness well burnished.  It was drawn by a fine black horse ornamented
with red bows.  They stepped in, and away they dashed at a rapid rate
along the well-kept road.  At length, early one afternoon, they alighted
at a small inn, where they resolved to remain for a day or two, that
they might become better acquainted with the country and its inhabitants
than they could be either by gliding through it on board a
_Trek-Schuit_, or galloping along the road in a vehicle.

"Now," said the Baron, after he and the Count had satisfied the cravings
of the inner man, "let us go forth in search of adventures."  They
walked along arm-in-arm, as was their wont, looking about them.

"Ah, what do I see!" exclaimed the Count.  "A pretty villa, embowered by
trees! a rarity in these regions.  I wonder whether the inhabitants are
as attractive as their residence: so lovely a spot may be the abode of
the most graceful of sylphs.  Even at this distance we can see what
pretty creepers adorn its trellised porch; how green the lawn, how
bright are the flowers; and see, yonder, how the blue river dotted by
white sails sparkles in the sunlight!"

"Ah, very beautiful, but I should not be surprised to find it inhabited
by some stout double-fisted Vrouw or surly old bachelor," said the
Baron.

The Count and the Baron walked on till they reached the garden, which
was separated from the road by a light paling.  On more level ground it
would have been by a moat or ditch.

"Ah!" exclaimed the Count.  "My dear Baron, there are two young ladies
seated among the roses, charming and graceful, instead of the old Vrouw
you predicted we should find; and there is a little girl with her doll
on the grass, and in the porch I see an elderly lady with a young boy.
What a beautiful family picture!"

"Ah! but do you not observe that elderly gentleman with spectacles,
smoking his pipe," said the Baron, as they advanced a few steps, and the
individual spoken of came into sight.  "He regards us with no friendly
gaze through those spectacles of his, as if he already looked on us with
suspicion."

"We will hope that his thoughts are of a more amiable character," said
the Count.  "At all events, let us approach, and show him that we are
worthy of any attentions he may be disposed to bestow on us."

"Come along, then; bashfulness is not among the list of my vices," said
the Baron.  And together they advanced to the palings, when,
simultaneously taking off their hats, they each made a profound bow to
the two ladies, when the old gentleman, with spectacles on his nose and
pipe in his hand, standing near the flower basket, turned round his head
and regarded them with an inquiring glance.

"This is my friend, Count Funnibos," said the Baron; whereon the Count,
making another bow towards the old gentleman with the spectacles, said,
"And this is my friend and travelling companion, Baron Stilkin," on
which the Baron made a bow towards the old gentleman in spectacles and
another towards the young ladies seated among the roses, who gracefully
bent their heads in recognition of the compliment.  The old gentleman,
not to be outdone in civility, advancing a few paces, made two polite
bows in return.

"Come, we have produced some impression," whispered the Baron to the
Count.  "We must not let the grass grow under our feet.  I will speak to
them.  Most excellent and esteemed Mynheer," he said, "Count Funnibos
and I are travellers round the world, imbued with a desire to see
everything interesting, beautiful, wonderful, and strange on our way,
and especially the habits and customs of the inhabitants of the
countries we visit.  We shall therefore esteem it a favour if you will
allow us to make your acquaintance, and that of your charming family.
Those young ladies are, I presume, your daughters, and your excellent
Vrouw, seated under the porch, is, I conclude, affording instruction to
one of the younger members of your family."

"You are perfectly right, Mynheers.  As you have announced you names, I
am bound to inform you that mine is Hartog Van Arent, those three ladies
are my daughters, and the elder lady is my Vrouw, to whom I shall have
the happiness of introducing you if you will come through the gate you
will find a little further on near the house."

Again the Count and Baron bowed, and expressed the honour they should
feel at being introduced to the Vrouw Van Arent and her charming
daughters.  The young ladies, on hearing this, smiled sweetly, and
rising from their seats approached the house to be in readiness to be
introduced to the strangers.  The Vrouw welcomed them cordially, as
Dutch ladies are accustomed to receive guests, and the young ladies were
not behind their mother in that respect, while the little girl ran up
with her doll, which she held up to be admired, thinking more of it than
herself.  In a few minutes the Count and the Baron made themselves
perfectly at home, as if they had known the family all their lives.
Mynheer Van Arent invited them to enter the house, and after partaking
of an early supper, they spent a pleasant evening.  The young ladies
played the piano and sang, if not artistically, with sweet voices, so
that the Count and the Baron professed themselves completely captivated.
They were considering it time to take their departure, when another
guest was announced, and a gentleman entered who was received by Mynheer
Van Arent and his Vrouw in as cordial a manner as they had been.  He was
introduced to the Count and the Baron as Mynheer Bunckum.  He made them
a somewhat stiff bow, which they returned with, their usual politeness.
He evidently was taking great pains to make himself agreeable to the
young ladies, who seemed, however, not over-inclined to encourage his
attentions.

At last, pulling out his watch, he observed that it was getting late,
looking at the Count and the Baron at the same time as a hint to them to
take their departure; but they waited till he had made his bow and
retired, then, after some more agreeable conversation, they also bowed
themselves out of the house.

"Truly," observed the Count, "this has been the pleasantest evening we
have spent since we started on our travels."

"So pleasant that I presume you will wish to spend some more of the same
character," remarked the Baron.

"Indeed I do," said the Count.  "For, to confess the truth, I have lost
my heart."

"Have you, indeed!" exclaimed the Baron.  "To which of the fair ladies,
may I ask?"

"That remains as yet a secret unknown to myself," said the Count.  "They
are both so charming."

"Pray, as soon as you can discover the secret, do not conceal it from
me," said the Baron.  "I have particular reasons for asking."

All this time they were not aware that they were closely followed by
some one, who must have heard every word they said.  Suddenly the sound
of a footfall reached their ears, and turning they saw a figure, who,
finding that he was discovered, rapidly retreated.

"Stop!" cried the Count, "whoever you are; we wish to have a few words
with you."

"Stop, I say!" repeated the Baron.  But their shouts were unheeded, and
neither of them felt inclined to give chase.

"Who can that be?" asked the Count.

"That is the question," answered the Baron.  "What do you say to Mynheer
Bunckum?  He cast a jealous eye at us, as if he considered we were
rivals."

"Then he should have come up and spoken to us like a man," said the
Count.  "We must be on our guard, at all events, for he evidently has no
friendly feeling towards us."

The Count and the Baron met with no further adventures till they reached
the inn.



CHAPTER TWELVE.

The next morning the Count and the Baron rose from their downy slumbers
and took breakfast, to which the Baron paid due attention, as he did, in
truth, to all his meals.

"Now, my dear Baron, what do you say--shall we continue our journey, or
again pay our respects to the estimable family of Van Arent?" asked the
Count.

"At this hour, I fear, from what I know of the habits of the people,
that our visit would not be welcome," said the Baron.  "The young ladies
are probably engaged in milking the cows, or making butter, or
superintending the manufacture of cheese.  We should catch them in their
working-dresses, and be considered intruders."

"Then the best thing we can do is to sally forth and see the country,"
said the Count.  "But yet I should not like to leave this part of it
without again having the happiness of basking in the smiles of those
charming young ladies, Vrouw Margaret and Vrouw Isabelle."

"I think you may be content with basking in the smiles of one of the
two," remarked the Baron, "I flatter myself that the smiles of the other
are directed towards me."

"We won't quarrel on the matter," said the Count, who greatly disliked
to dispute.  "I was going to tell you that I have an idea."

"Have you, indeed!" exclaimed the Baron.  "It is not often you indulge
in anything of the sort, tray let me know what it is."

"My idea is this," said the Count.  "You know that I am an exquisite
player on the violin, though I did not bring one with me; for I might
have been mistaken, had I done so, for an itinerant musician.  The idea
that has occurred to me is that I will purchase one, so that I may be
able to accompany the fair Vrouws when they play the piano.  They are
sure to be delighted, and I shall be raised still higher in their good
graces."

"You are only thinking of yourself," muttered the Baron.  "But suppose,"
he added aloud, "no violin is to be found in this rural district, how
can you obtain one?"

"I propose that we proceed to the nearest town, where such instruments
are sure to be on sale; and we can return by the evening, when we are
more likely to be admitted into Mynheer Van Arent's family circle," said
the Count.  "You, Baron, surely play on some instrument, and you might
obtain it at the same time."

"The only instruments I play are the Jew's harp and the kettle-drum, and
I am afraid that neither are very well suited to entertain ladies in
their drawing-room," said the Baron.

"Not exactly.  The latter would be rather too cumbersome to carry
about," said the Count.  "However, let us set forth, or we shall not
have time to return before the evening."  Fortunately they found a
_Trek-Schuit_ just starting for the far-famed town of Sneek.

Occasionally the boat passed between some of the small towns and
villages they had seen afar off, composed of neat houses with yellow and
blue blinds.  The housewives, in golden casques, the usual headdress,
standing at the doors often exhibited a bright copper jug glistening in
the sun.  The travellers frequently passed numerous boats, the men on
board of which saluted them politely.  They appeared good-natured, happy
fellows, with ruddy countenances, light hair, and rings hanging to their
ears.  They were mostly dressed in red shirts, blue and white
knickerbockers fastened at the knee, and thick brown woollen stockings.
The boat, as she glided on, was generally accompanied by sea-gulls,
storks with long legs and outstretched necks, flights of lapwings, and
other species of the feathered tribe, uttering their plaintive cries,
and ever and anon as they skimmed the waves diving below the water to
bring some hapless fish in their long slender beaks.

"Here we are," cried the Count, as they glided into the picturesque
little town of Sneek, with its houses of white woodwork and painted
window-frames, its winding streets and high-arched bridges, its trees
and shady walks along the canals, its gaily-painted canal-boats, and its
picturesque water-gate.  The town itself was soon inspected, while the
Count and the Baron on their way made inquiries for the instrument the
former was anxious to purchase.  They were almost giving up the search
in despair, when they heard of a manufacturer who was said to have
produced violins which, in the hands of an artist, were capable of
giving forth such touching sounds that many who heard them were moved to
tears.

"That is just the description of instrument I require," exclaimed the
Count.

He and the Baron hastened on to the shop of the manufacturer.  It was an
ancient building, the front of which looked as if, before long, it would
become acquainted with the roadway.  There were not only violins, but
other musical instruments and curiosities of all sorts.

"Before I part with the violin I must hear you play," said the vendor;
"I never allow my instruments to go into unskilled hands."

The Count eagerly took the violin, and played a few notes.  The Baron
produced his pocket-handkerchief, and placed it to his eyes.

"Touching, very touching!" he exclaimed.

"You will do," said the vendor.

The Count, well pleased with his purchase, asked the Baron if he could
find any instrument to suit him.

The Baron shook his head, mournfully.  "I must depend on my voice; and,
provided I do not catch a cold, that will, I hope, produce as much
effect as your fiddle."

"We shall see," said the Count.

Leaving the shop, they hastened back to the _Trek-Schuit_, which was
about to return the way they had come.  The journey occupied so long a
time that the shades of evening were already stealing over the landscape
when they reached their inn.  Though the Count was eager at once to set
out for the house of Mynheer Van Arent, the Baron declared that, without
his supper, he could not sing at all.  By the time that was finished it
was dark.

"Now," said the Count, "let us go; even for you, Baron, I cannot wait
longer."

The Count, of course, carried his violin.

"As it is too late to present ourselves, we will remain outside among
the trees.  You shall play an air, and I will sing a song, and we will
then go in and ascertain the effect," said the Baron.

They soon got to a part of the shrubbery where they could effectually
conceal themselves.  Overhead they observed a tall tree--one of the
branches of which extended to the walls of the house.

"Now," whispered the Baron, "shall I sing, or will you commence an air
on your violin?"

"I will begin," said the Count, who was on the point of drawing the bow
across the strings, when the Baron grasped his arm.

"Hark!" he said; "look up there."

What was their astonishment to observe a figure climbing the ancient
tree they had remarked close above them.  They, at all events, had not
been discovered.  Higher and higher the person climbed, till he gained a
bough extending towards the house.  Along it he made his way.  When near
the end, he stopped and threw several pieces of a branch he broke off
against the shutter of a window, which was at no great distance from
where he stood.

The Count, thus interrupted in his intended serenade, with jealous eyes
watched the proceedings of the stranger, fully expecting that either
Vrouw Margaret or Vrouw Isabelle would appear at the window.  At length
it opened, when, instead, the more portly form of Vrouw Van Arent
herself came into view.  She gazed with open eyes at the stranger
standing up on the bough of the tree.

"Who are you, who thus, in so unseemly a way, ventures to disturb the
quiet of our abode?" she asked, in somewhat angry tones.

"Hist, hist, Vrouw Van Arent!  I am Ten Dick Bunckum.  Not wishing to
appear in the presence of your fair daughters, I have taken this method
of warning you of a danger which threatens your family.  Yesterday
evening two persons were received in your house, who pretend to be a
Count and a Baron.  I have strong evidence, if not proof positive, that
they are strolling musicians, who are travelling about the country to
prey on the unwary.  My great desire is to put you on your guard against
them."

"I am much obliged to you for your good intentions, Mynheer Bunckum, but
would rather you had taken some other method of warning me, instead of
throwing sticks at this window."

"I could not tell whether those pretended Count and Baron were already
in your house; and, as my object was to avoid meeting them, I climbed
into this tree that I might wait till I saw you approach the window."

"The Count and Baron have not come to the house this evening, and I
would advise you, Mynheer Bunckum, to descend from your perilous
position, and allow my husband and me to arrange our family affairs as
we think right and best; and I must again beg you to get off that tree,
and take care, as you do so, that you do not fall down and break your
neck."

"I obey you, Vrouw Van Arent," answered Mynheer Bunckum, cautiously
retracing his steps along the branch, while the lady of the mansion shut
the window, and closed the shutter over it, which completely excluded
the light.

The Count and the Baron meantime waited in their place of concealment,
fully believing that Mynheer Bunckum, on reaching the ground, would
discover them.  They had no wish that he should do this, as it would
show him that they were aware of his malignant designs.  They therefore
drew close under the bushes, scarcely venturing to to breathe.  They
could hear him, as he reached the ground, threatening vengeance on their
heads.  He passed so close to them that the Baron, by catching hold of
his leg, might have tripped him up, and punished him for his false
accusations; but they wisely allowed him to go on, as they considered
that such a proceeding would not be calculated to raise them in the
estimation of Mynheer Van Arent and his family.  They waited till he had
got to some distance when, coming out of their place of concealment,
they followed him to ascertain in what direction he was going.  He was
evidently too much put out to venture that evening into the presence of
the ladies.

On the way to their inn they naturally looked about them to the right
hand and to the left, as well as occasionally behind, to be certain that
their jealous rival, as they considered Mynheer Bunckum, was not
following them.  He all the time was engaged in forming a design against
their liberties of which they had no notion.  On reaching the inn, they
found a note on pink paper in a delicate female hand purporting to come
from Mynheer Van Arent, inviting them to accompany his family to a
picnic on the banks of the Meer on the following morning.

"By all means we will go," exclaimed the Count.  "I will take my violin,
and who knows what may happen."

In the course of conversation they made inquiries about the various
people in the neighbourhood of the landlady, whose good graces they had
won.

"What sort of a person is Mynheer Bunckum?" asked the Count.

"He owns the castle of Wykel, not far from this.  It is said that he is
trying to win the hand of one of the daughters of Mynheer Van Arent, but
whether or not he will gain her is a question.  I desire to put you on
your guard against him, Mynheers, for he is not a man to be trifled
with."  Proceeding at an early hour the next morning to the house of
Mynheer Van Arent, they found the family prepared for their excursion.
The distance to the lake was not great, and on reaching the pier,
running out a short distance into the shallow water, a large boat of
substantial build was seen alongside.  She of course was round-sterned,
drawing but little water, but had tolerably sharp bows; her poop was
gilded and carved, as was her stern, while every part was either
varnished or brilliantly coloured.  She was indeed the family yacht.
Instead of white canvas her sails were of a dark red hue, though of fine
material; she had a comfortably fitted-up cabin, with every luxury on
board.  Numberless other vessels, broad and shallow, were sailing here
and there over the lake, their sails either red brick or
saffron-coloured, reflected on the violet-tinted waters, which
contrasted with the silvery hue of the sky, and a green ribbon of land
bordering the lake.  These flat-bottomed, bulging round vessels were
employed in distributing the produce of the neighbouring farms to all
parts of the country around.

A short sail on board the yacht took the party to the point which had
been selected for their picnic, at which other yachts of a similar
construction quickly arrived, and the viands they had brought were then
carried on shore, and spread under the shade of the trees.  Mynheer
Bunckum before long made his appearance, looking gloomy and morose, as
he observed the strangers.  The Count and the Baron were introduced to a
number of persons, who did their best to make themselves agreeable.  The
feast having concluded, at which if there was not much wit there was a
great deal of laughter, the party retreated to a more shady spot, where
the Count was requested to favour them with an air on his violin.  He
gladly complied, and elicited general applause, greatly to the annoyance
of Mynheer Bunckum, who, getting up, retired to a distance, and sat
himself down, fishing-rod in hand, on a point which projected into the
lake, as if such music was not worth listening to.

Meantime a boat had arrived on the beach containing three or four
urchins from a neighbouring village, one of whom climbed up on a bank
overlooking the spots where the party were collected, and the dinner
cloth was spread.  He had so placed himself that he could make a signal
to his companions: two of these shortly afterwards getting out of their
boat, and seeing him beckon, cautiously crept along the shore towards
where the party had been enjoying their meal.  There was no doubt about
their object: they filled not only their capacious pockets, but some
large handkerchiefs which they had brought, with everything on which
they could lay their hands, especially the silver spoons and forks and
other plate.  Then at a sign from their companion they rapidly
retreated, he quickly following, unnoticed by Mynheer Bunckum or any one
else.  On reaching their boat, away they pulled with their booty, and
were soon out of sight.  The Baron and two or three other gentlemen,
whose appetites had not been fully satisfied, returned shortly after
this to the table, if so it could be called, and though they observed
that some of the things had been disarranged, it did not occur to them
that the spot had been visited by robbers.  The Baron was the last to
leave and return to the ladies.  Not till the servants came to pack up
the plates and dishes, and knives and forks, was the robbery discovered.
Just then Mynheer Bunckum, who had got tired of fishing, and had
returned to the table, on hearing that several articles were missing,
exclaimed:

"I know who is the robber, I saw what that Baron was about.  I shall now
be able to prove that my suspicions were correct!"

He, however, made no further remark at the time, so that the harmony
which had prevailed during the picnic was not disturbed.  On the
approach of evening the various parties separated to their different
homes.  The Count and the Baron accompanied Mynheer Van Arent and his
family to theirs, whence after a friendly farewell they returned to
their inn.



CHAPTER THIRTEEN.

The day following the picnic on the Meer, the Count and the Baron set
out to pay a visit to the Van Arent family.  As yet, however, they could
not tell whether the courteous treatment they had received was simply
owing to their being strangers of rank.  The Count fancied that his
performances on the violin, and the Baron supposed that his fascinating
powers of conversation, and other attractive qualities, had something to
do with it.  On reaching the house they were told that the ladies had
gone to take a walk at some distance.

"Perhaps we may meet them," said the Count to the Baron.

They inquired of the servant in what direction the ladies had gone.  He
pointed to the northward, and they set out; they walked on and on till
they arrived at a wood, such as is not often found in that part of the
country, and they observed an ancient tower with battlements rising up
amid the trees.

"This looks like an interesting place," observed the Count, "let us
explore it."

"By all means," answered the Baron.  And they walked on with that air of
curiosity generally exhibited by strangers when arriving at a place
worth seeing.

"Fine trees and shady walks, really my castle scarcely exhibits anything
finer; if I marry the fair Isabelle, it's just the sort of place I
should like to possess; but we may pay it a hurried visit," said the
Count.

"Then it is the Vrouw Isabelle on whom your regards are fixed?" observed
the Baron.

"It was but a slip of my tongue," said the Count.  "I did not intend to
betray my secret."

"All right, my dear Count; to say the truth, my heart has been
captivated by the Vrouw Margaret, so that we shall not be rivals."

"That is a fortunate circumstance," observed the Count, in a somewhat
supercilious tone.  "However, you must remember that we, both of us,
have to ascertain the feelings of the ladies; at present we are left
somewhat in the dark on that subject."

"I cannot say that I think so," answered the Baron, drawing up his
shirt-collar.  "I flatter myself that the Vrouw Margaret regards me with
peculiar distinction."

"Did I possess more vanity in this case, I might have said the same with
regard to Vrouw Isabelle," said the Count.

"You do, do you!" exclaimed a voice from among the bushes, which made
the Count and the Baron start.

"Who could that have been?" exclaimed the Count.

"Where did it come from?" cried the Baron.

"Let us try to discover the eavesdropper," said the Count.

"We had better not," whispered the Baron.  "Depend upon it the person,
whoever he is, is prepared for us.  We had better move on, and not in
future talk so loudly of our private affairs."

"Your advice is good," said the Count; "we will follow it."

And they moved on a short distance, paying much less attention than
before to the beauties of the scenery.  They had just reached the
neighbourhood of what appeared to be an old summer-house, now neglected
and disused, for it was thickly overgrown with ivy and various creepers.
Looking up close to it they observed a board, on which was painted in
large letters, "Whoever is found trespassing in these grounds will be
punished with the utmost rigour of the law."  Scarcely had they read
this unpleasant announcement, when they observed at the farther end of
the walk a party of men, who from their costume were evidently huntsmen
or gamekeepers, led by a person whom they recognised at a glance as
Mynheer Bunckum, their jealous rival.

"There are the robbers!  There are the impostors!  There are those
thieves and vagabonds, who have come here pretending to be noblemen
travelling for their pleasure.  On! on! seize them, my men! treat them
with no ceremony."

Mynheer Bunckum, though he shouted, did not move himself, and his
followers appeared to hesitate for a few moments.  This gave time to the
Count and Baron to retreat behind the summer-house.

"Come along, Count, we must trust to our legs to escape from these
fellows," cried the Baron, and he set off running as fast as he could
go.

"Stop! stop!" cried the Count.  "You will be seen to a certainty and
overtaken; come in here, I perceive an opening, and we shall be able to
lie hid, while our jealous rival passes by."

The Baron, however, did not hear him, but still rushed on.

"I shall be seen if I attempt to run," thought the Count.  Without more
ado he slipped through an opening in the side of the wall, in his hurry
forgetting to feel his way.  He had made but a few steps when, to his
dismay, he found himself descending, and fully believed that he was
about to be precipitated down a well.  Greatly to his relief he reached
the bottom sooner than he had expected.

"Here, at all events, I shall be secure while our jealous rival and his
men are hunting about for me; but I am afraid the Baron has very little
chance of escaping.  I might have got into rather a pleasanter place; it
is somewhat damp; I hear the frogs croaking, and feel the slippery efts
and other creatures crawling about.  I only hope that there are no
venomous snakes; but, by the by, how am I ever to get out again?  We
should have acted more wisely had we walked up boldly to Mynheer
Bunckum, and apologising for having entered his grounds, wished him good
morning.  It is entirely owing to the Baron's cowardice that I am placed
in this very unpleasant position."

Such were the thoughts which passed through the Count's mind, for he did
not speak them aloud.  He heard the voices of Mynheer Bunckum and his
men, as they searched round and round the building, but none of them
looked into the well, or if they did, failed to discover him.  At
length, to his great relief, their voices grew less and less distinct,
and he was satisfied that they were moving on.

"At all events this delay will have enabled the Baron to make his
escape, and I hope that by and by, when these people have given up the
search, I shall be able to rejoin him," he thought.

Meantime the Baron had continued his course.  Not being much accustomed
to running, he soon began to puff and blow, and wish that he could find
some place in which to hide himself, and recover his wind.  Instead of
taking the direct path along which he and the Count had come, rightly
suspecting that if he did so he should quickly be observed, he turned
aside to a wilder part of the wood; he stopped every now and then to try
and recover his breath, and to ascertain if the Count was following.
Having no landmark to direct him, he completely lost himself, and became
very uncertain whether he was making his way out of the wood, or only
getting further into it.

"It was very selfish and unmannerly in Count Funnibos not to accompany
me," he said to himself.  "We might have helped each other out of this
difficulty; and, indeed, at any moment Mynheer Bunckum and his myrmidons
may overtake me, and in the vicious mood they are in, I do not know how
I shall be treated.  Ah! there I see a large hollow tree.  Yes, there is
an opening at the bottom, I will creep in and try to conceal myself
within the stem till the hue and cry is over."

Suiting the action to the word, the Baron knelt down, and was about to
crawl into the opening when he saw a movement of the bushes at a little
distance off, and presently a head popped up above them.

"I hope that I was not observed," he thought, and he quickly crawled in
at the hole, unfortunately, as he did so, knocking off his hat, which
rolled away on one side; he dared not crawl out again to look for it,
and could only hope that it would be concealed by the tall grass and
underwood which grew around.  The Baron stood trembling and quaking in
his boots, every moment expecting to be discovered, while he felt sure
that the face of which he had caught a glimpse was no other than that of
the jealous rival.

He listened anxiously; he could hear the cracking of the boughs, and
then the sound of footsteps approaching.  Nearer and nearer drew the
footsteps; presently he heard an exclamation of surprise.

"Why, this is the hat of one of them," said a voice.

"Yes; it is that of the fat, ridiculous little man who pretended to be a
Baron," answered a female voice.

Was it possible?  Yes, the Baron felt sure that the voice was that of
the fair Vrouw Margaret on whom he had placed his affections.

"Little doubt whose hat it is," observed the first speaker.  "Very
likely his pockets are even now full of your father's and Mynheer
Baskerville's plate.  What shall we do with him if we catch him?"

"I must leave him to your tender mercies," said Vrouw Margaret.  "As he
deceived us so grossly I cannot plead for him.  Punish him as you think
fit, and then let him go, if he will promise not to come near our house
again."

"We have not caught him yet, though," observed Mynheer Bunckum.  "But
here come my men, and we'll make a thorough search in the
neighbourhood."

The Baron at this trembled more and more; while Mynheer Bunckum and
Vrouw Margaret were speaking he heard several other persons approaching,
who had, he judged by the remarks they let fall, been searching in vain
for the Count.  No one seemed to remark the hole in the tree; indeed,
probably judging by the Baron's figure, they did not suppose that he
could have crawled into it.

"The chances are the two went off together," remarked one of the
keepers, "and by this time they are well out of the park."

"But what about this head-piece?" said Mynheer Bunckum, holding up the
Baron's hat.

"He may have dropped it in his flight," said the keeper.

"If that is the case, we ought to be still pursuing them," said Mynheer
Bunckum.  "On, my men, and bring them back to me dead or alive!  Come,
Vrouw Margaret, we will continue our ramble; really, it is scarcely
worth while to take so much trouble about the capture of these
contemptible people, were it not to recover your father's and Mynheer
Baskerville's plate."

They had gone but a short distance when they observed one of the keepers
returning.

"I must hurry on the others," said Mynheer Bunckum.  "Stay but a moment,
my fair Vrouw, and I will return to you," he said, and hastened away.

Just then a shout fell on the ear of Vrouw Margaret, and she made her
way in the direction from which it proceeded, when looking over the
bushes she caught sight of the keeper dragging on the unfortunate Baron
by the collar of his coat.  The keeper was a knowing fellow, a strong,
sturdy Frieslander.  Suddenly it struck him that the Baron, in spite of
his rotund figure, might have crept into the hole at the bottom of the
old oak; and as the Baron's hat had been found near it, he divined, and
truly, that it had been knocked off while the Baron was creeping in.  He
accordingly had gone back for the purpose of ascertaining whether his
suspicions were correct.  Putting in his hand, he felt one leg, then he
felt another.  The Baron in vain tried to draw them up out of the way;
the sturdy Frieslander hauled and hauled much in the same way as he
would have pulled a snake out of its hole, and dragged the hapless Baron
out of the hollow tree.

"I have got you, Mynheer, have I?" he said, looking at the Baron's pale
countenance.  "Why did you hide?  Honest men do not try to conceal
themselves.  Come along, and answer for yourself to Mynheer Bunckum, and
tell us what has become of your companion."

The Baron was too much alarmed to reply or to offer any resistance;
indeed, in the grasp of the sturdy Frieslander it would have been
useless, so like a lamb he accompanied his captor.  Suddenly, however,
he saw a fair face looking over the bushes--it was that of the Vrouw
Margaret.  The sight aroused all the manhood within him; he knew himself
to be innocent, he knew that the treatment he was receiving was owing to
the ill-feeling of a jealous rival.  He determined to show that he would
not submit tamely to be ill-treated, and suddenly starting forward he
endeavoured to free himself from the grasp of his captor.  A fatal
resolution--the Frieslander in a moment tripped up his heels, and down
he fell with his face on the ground, while the Frieslander knelt over
him exclaiming--

"You will escape me, will you! you are mistaken, Mynheer;" and, his
anger aroused, seizing the Baron by the hair, he rubbed his face in the
muddy ground.

In vain the Baron tried to free himself, in vain he tried to cry out;
the moment he opened his mouth, down went his face again into the mud
till he was well-nigh suffocated.

"Will not you, Vrouw Margaret, have pity on me?  Will you not interfere
to save me from this cruel indignity?" he exclaimed, but the Vrouw
Margaret calmly watched the proceedings of the sturdy Frieslander as if
she highly approved of them.

"Will you go along quietly?" asked the Frieslander, after he had
subjected the Baron for some minutes to this disagreeable treatment.
"Say `yes,' or `no;' for, if you say `no,' be prepared for another
mouthful of mud."

"Yes, yes; I will go!" cried the Baron, the conduct of the fair Vrouw
cutting him to the heart.

"Well, then, I will let you get up; but remember, the instant you
attempt to release yourself, down you go again, and perhaps in a less
pleasant place than the last."  Saying this the sturdy Frieslander
placed the Baron on his legs.

"Come, you must wash the mud off your face in yonder pool," said the
Frieslander, "for you look more ridiculous than you can well imagine."

The Baron accepted his captor's offer, for not only his mouth and
nostrils, but his very eyes were filled with mud.

"Come, you look a little less ridiculous now," said the Frieslander with
a taunting laugh, as he led the Baron past the spot where, Vrouw
Margaret was standing.  In vain the Baron stretched out his hands and
entreated her to plead for him, but she turned aside her head, and his
captor dragged him along till they met Mynheer Bunckum and the rest of
his men.

"I have got one of them!" cried the Frieslander.  "What is to be done
with him?  I have not yet examined his pockets, so cannot say whether
the stolen plate is in them."

"We will soon ascertain that," said Mynheer Bunckum.

The unfortunate Baron Stilkin was subjected to the indignity of being
searched.  Only such ordinary things as a gentleman carries about with
him were discovered in the Baron's pockets, but certainly no silver
forks or spoons.

"And where is your companion?" asked Mynheer Bunckum in an authoritative
tone.

"I know no more than the man in the moon.  I parted from him when we
read the notice that trespassers on this estate would be prosecuted;
till then we did not know that we were trespassing, but on discovering
that such was the case, we were retiring when, your shouts alarming us,
we proceeded farther than we should otherwise have done."

"Then you say you know nothing about the so-called Count Funnibos?"

"I know nothing about the real Count Funnibos, for real he is, as I am a
real Baron!" cried the ill-treated noble, his spirits rising once more.
"I conclude that he is by this time out of these grounds, and on his way
to the inn where we are residing; and I must beg you to understand,
Mynheer, that we shall forthwith proceed to the Hague, and lay a formal
complaint before our Ambassador of the way in which we distinguished
foreigners have been treated."

"I will take the consequences," answered Mynheer Bunckum; and turning to
his servants, he said, "We have no evidence against the man; conduct him
to the confines of the estate, and with such kicks as you feel disposed
to bestow, let him go his way."

"I protest, I loudly protest against this treatment!" cried the Baron.

But the sturdy Frieslander with his companions, utterly regardless of
all the Baron could say, dragged him along till they reached the
outskirts of the estate, when, placing him before them, they bade him
run for his life, which to the best of his power he endeavoured to do to
save himself from the kicks they had threatened to bestow.  On he ran,
not once looking behind him, followed by the derisive laughter of the
sturdy Frieslander and his companions.



CHAPTER FOURTEEN.

Mynheer Bunckum's head butler or steward, a person who was looked upon
with great respect on account of the embroidered coat he wore, was
passing, shortly after the events narrated in our last chapter, the
ruined building in which the Count, unable to release himself, still lay
concealed, when a groan reached his ear.  Not being a believer in ghosts
or goblins, on hearing it he exclaimed, "Oh, oh! that's a human voice;
somebody must have tumbled down the well.  Whoever that somebody is, I
will get him out; but how that is to be done is the question."  He
hunted about till he discovered a hay-rake with a long handle.  "This
will serve me as a fishing-rod, and I should not be surprised to find a
fish at the end of it."  The steward accordingly went to an opening in
the wall just above the well; he plunged down the rake and quickly
brought it up without anything at the end.  "I must try again," he said,
and he passed it round the wall.  "I have got something now," he
exclaimed, and he began to haul away.  "A heavy fish at all events," he
cried out.  Though a muscular man, as most Frieslanders are, he had a
hard job to haul up the rake.  At last, stooping down, his hand came in
contact with the collar of a man's coat.  He hauled and hauled away; his
rake had caught in the hyacinthine locks of Count Funnibos, whose
countenance of a cadaverous hue now came in sight.

"Ho, ho!" cried the steward.  "Who are you, may I ask?"

The Count was too much exhausted and alarmed to make any answer, and
even when the steward set him on his legs, he had to lean against the
ivied wall to support himself.

"You are the person, I have a notion, who has been giving us all this
trouble," said the steward, looking the Count in the face.  "If so, come
along with me, and my master, Mynheer Bunckum, will know what to say to
you."

"I had no intention of giving you or any one else any trouble," answered
the Count, when he at last found words to express himself.  "I am much
obliged to you for pulling me out of that dreadful hole, and shall be
still further obliged if you will brush my clothes, and then conduct me
through these grounds so that I may return to my hotel, which I am
anxious to reach this evening."

The steward on hearing this, instead of acceding to the Count's request,
burst into a loud fit of laughter.

"Ho, ho, ho!  Very likely indeed," he answered.  "You must come along
with me into the presence of Mynheer Bunckum, and he will settle how to
dispose of you."

"But I have no wish to see Mynheer Bunckum," said the Count; "indeed, I
have a decided objection to do so.  He has allowed the most unjust
suspicions to take possession of his mind."

"I care not a pin for your objections," said the steward.  "Come along
with me, I can waste no further time: come along, I say;" and the
steward laying hold of the Count by one arm, and the collar of his coat
with the other hand, walked him along the path towards the castle in the
fashion policemen are wont to treat offenders in the streets of London.
The Count was too weak from hunger, alarm, and fatigue to offer any
resistance, and allowed himself to be conducted in the direction the
steward chose to go.  They soon reached the castle; the steward, on
inquiring for Mynheer Bunckum, was informed that he had gone out with
the fair daughters of Mynheer Van Arent.

"Then there is but one thing to be done," observed the steward.  "We
must lock up this stranger in the dungeon till our master returns.
Where are the keys?"  They were quickly brought to him, and aided by the
domestics of the establishment, he led the Count down a flight of stone
steps to the dungeon.

"My friend," said the Count, who was beginning to recover, "this is very
extraordinary treatment, but I presume you are acting under orders.  I
have a request to make.  I am very hungry, and shall feel grateful if
you will bring me some food; and, as I scarcely know otherwise how to
pass the period of my incarceration, I shall be still further obliged if
you will supply me with a violin, should you have such an instrument in
the castle."

"Ho, ho, ho!" laughed the steward.  "Then you are a strolling musician,
as we have heard it reported.  Well, we happen to have a violin, for I
play it myself, and you shall be supplied with food, as I conclude
Mynheer Bunckum would not wish to starve you to death."

"Thank you, my good friend, I am much obliged to you for your promise;
at the same time, I beg leave to remark that I am not a strolling
musician, but am as I represent myself, Count Funnibos."

"That is neither here nor there," said the steward, "you shall have the
food and you shall have the violin; now please go down those steps, and
make yourself as much at home as you like."

Finding resistance useless, the Count descended the steps into a large
vaulted chamber, which appeared from the contents on which the light
fell through the open door, to be used as a lumber-room or store-room
rather than as a prison.

"Is this a fit place in which to thrust a gentleman?" said the Count,
feeling his dignity considerably hurt.  "Had it been a dungeon, with
chains and bolts and bars, it would have been only such as many an
unfortunate nobleman has been compelled to inhabit.  But to be treated
as if I were a piece of lumber is unbearable."

"We have no such refined opinions in this country, Mynheer," said the
steward, with a grin on his countenance.  "But make yourself happy,
there is a chest for you to sit on and another on which your supper
shall be placed.  As to your bed and bedding we will see about that
by-and-by, and the violin you ask for shall be brought forthwith.
Perhaps in return you will favour me with a tune, as I am a lover of
music, and shall be pleased to hear you play."

The Count, who, though not very wise in all matters, made the best of
everything, sat himself down on the chest with folded arms to consider
how, under the disagreeable circumstances in which he was placed, it
would be best to act.  "One thing is very clear, that Mynheer Bunckum
has got the upper hand of me.  The best thing I can do as soon as I
obtain my liberty is to take my departure.  The fair Isabelle may or may
not care a stiver for me, and if she does not I must wish her farewell
and try to forget her charms."

Just as he had arrived at this wise resolution the door opened, and the
steward reappeared with a violin in his hand, followed by a servant
bringing a very respectable supper.

"Thank you, my friend, thank you," said the Count, getting up; "I should
be happy to show you my gratitude at once by playing a tune, but I think
that I shall play with more spirit after I have partaken of this food,
for, as you may suppose, I am pretty well starved."

"I shall be happy to await your pleasure," said the steward, who was
struck by the Count's polite manner, and lifting up the dish-covers he
helped him liberally to the contents of the dishes.  The Count,
considering all things, did ample justice to the meal set before him, as
well as to a bottle of Rhenish wine.

"I might have been worse off," he observed, greatly revived.  "And now
you shall have a tune."

Whereon, taking the fiddle and screwing up the keys, he began to play in
a way which astonished the Friesian steward.

"Really, you are a master of the art, Mynheer," he observed.  "Such
notes have never before proceeded from that violin."

"I am happy to please you," answered the Count, "And now I must beg you,
as soon as your master returns, to request that he will either set me at
liberty and have me conveyed safely back to my hotel, or else give me
better accommodation than this vault offers for the night."

The steward faithfully promised to carry out the Count's wishes, and,
observing that he had duties to attend to, took his leave.  The Count
then, resuming his violin, once more began to play; the tunes he chose
were such as especially suited his present feelings; they were of a
gentle, pathetic character, often mournful and touching.  He played on
and on.  Little was he aware who was listening to them.  Could he have
looked through the thick walls of his dungeon, he would have beheld a
female form, her handkerchief to her eyes, leaning on the parapet of a
terrace which ran along one of its sides.  The lady whose tender
feelings he had excited was no other than Isabelle Van Arent, who, with
her sister and father and mother, had come that afternoon to pay a visit
to Mynheer Bunckum.  At length the Count ceased playing, and the lady
tore herself away from the spot to rejoin her family, to whom she could
not refrain from speaking of the pathetic music to which she had been
listening.

"Oh, that must have been my steward, Hans Gingel.  I know he plays the
fiddle," observed Mynheer Bunckum, "and he sometimes goes to some
out-of-the-way corner that he may not disturb the rest of the household,
who are not generally inclined to be enraptured by his music."

"But he must, I assure you, be a very good player," urged the fair
Isabelle.

"I dare say he can manage to produce a few good notes sometimes," said
Mynheer Bunckum, in a careless tone.  "Probably distance lent
enchantment to the sound.  I will not advise you to allow him to play
very near at hand."

Vrouw Isabelle looked puzzled, and began to fancy that her ears had
deceived her; at all events, the Count had not obtained the advocate he
might have gained, had she known who was the hidden musician to whom she
had been listening.  Mynheer Bunckum waited till his guests were gone,
when he summoned his steward, Hans Gingel.  "Has anything been heard of
the other stranger?" he asked.

"I have him safe enough in the dungeon," answered the steward.  "He is
not a bad fellow after all, as he takes the way he has been treated with
wonderful good humour."  And the steward described the mode in which he
had hauled the Count out of the well.  "He is a rare player, too, on the
violin, and I lent him mine to amuse himself with."

"Then it was not your music with which Vrouw Isabelle was so delighted
just now," observed Mynheer Bunckum.

"No, no, no!" answered the steward laughing, "my strains are not
calculated to draw tears from a lady's eyes; to tell you the truth,
Mynheer, I believe he is a Count after all."

"His playing only agrees with the story of his being a travelling
musician," observed Mynheer Bunckum.

"But travelling musicians are not as polite and well-mannered as our
prisoner," said the steward.  "I know a gentleman when I meet him."

"But supposing he is a real Count, and the other fellow who was so
unceremoniously kicked out of the place is a Baron, I may be somewhat in
a scrape," said Mynheer Bunckum.

"I will enable you to get out of it, then," said Hans Gingel.  "Let me
visit the prisoner, and propose to him to make his escape.  He has
really won my regard, and I should be glad, were it not displeasing to
you, to set him at liberty.  He will only be too happy, I suspect, to
get away, and will probably not trouble you, or the family of Mynheer
Van Arent, any longer by his presence."

"But I accused him and his companion of stealing the plate at the
picnic, and I certainly do not know who else could have taken it," said
Mynheer Bunckum.

"As to that, I am sure he is incapable of such an act, and he would not
associate with any person who was.  I am, therefore, of opinion that
neither he nor the Baron stole the plate; indeed, one of the men on
board the yacht told me that he observed a boat with several boys
approach the shore during the picnic, and that they climbed up the bank,
as he supposed, to amuse themselves by watching what was going forward,
or to obtain a few cakes or sweetmeats which any of the party might be
disposed to give them.  Now, since the plate is missing, it is much more
than probable that those young monkeys took it, and, if search is made
in the village, probably it will be found that they were the thieves."

"That alters the whole complexion of affairs," observed Mynheer Bunckum.
"I am satisfied that the Baron, if such he is, will not become my
rival, and Vrouw Isabelle is free to choose whom she will; therefore by
all means set the Count at liberty as you propose, only don't let him
know that I am aware of what you are doing, and advise him and his
companion to take their departure from this part of the country as soon
as possible."

"I will carry out your orders, Mynheer," was the answer.  The steward
waited, however, till night closed in, when, with a lantern in hand, he
repaired to the dungeon.

"Count Funnibos," he said, "for such I believe you truly are, your
music, and your manners, and your gentle behaviour have completely won
my heart; and as I took you prisoner under what, you will allow, were
somewhat suspicious circumstances, I must give myself the privilege of
setting you free; and if you will consent to leave as I advise, you may
do so without difficulty or danger, and by to-morrow morning be far
beyond the reach of those whom you may look upon as enemies."

The Count thought for some moments before he replied.  He recollected
that he had been unjustly imprisoned, accused of robbery, and insulted
by the lord of the mansion; but it would save a vast deal of trouble to
himself and everybody else if he were to go away and let the matter
drop.  He quickly, therefore, decided on the latter course.

"I accept your offer, my friend," he answered.  "When shall we set out?"

"I would advise you, Count, to wait for some hours, till everyone is in
bed, and there is no risk of your being discovered and followed.  I will
then come for you, and conduct you down to the river, where you will
find numerous boats in which you can cross the Meer, and soon make your
way to the seaboard; and thence either proceed to Amsterdam by water, or
go across the Zuyder Zee to Hoorn, or any other place on its shore."

"Your plan just suits my fancy," said the Count.  "But my friend and
companion, Baron Stilkin, what will become of him?"

"You can write and tell him to join you at whatever place you may happen
to reach," said Hans Gingel.  "It would cause considerable delay were
you to go back to your inn."

The Count thought the matter over, and reflected that it would be very
pleasant to enjoy a few days of independent action.

"I have an idea," he said to the steward.  "I will write a note to Baron
Stilkin desiring him to return to Amsterdam, and to wait for me there,
if you will undertake to have it delivered."

"Very gladly, Mynheer," answered Hans Gingel.  "I will get you paper and
pens.  Now, if you can rest in tolerable comfort propped up between
these chests, I will come for you at the hour named, and as you may grow
hungry, bring you some more food to stay your appetite."  The note to
the Baron was written, the Count discussed the second supper, and,
having recovered from his fatigue, was perfectly ready, when the steward
appeared, to make his escape from the castle.

"Tread softly," said the steward, as he led the way up the steps.  "It
is important not to awaken Mynheer Bunckum or any of the servants.  I
have shut up the dogs, so that they will not bark unless they hear a
noise."

Cautiously they proceeded, the steward holding a lantern and the Count
following close at his heels.  They were soon out of the dungeon, when
the steward, turning to the right, led the way along a narrow passage
which conducted them to the opposite side of the building.  The steward
then, producing a key from his pocket, opened a door, the lock gliding
back smoothly as if it had been well oiled, they passed on, and the
Count found himself in the open air.

"We are now outside the castle," whispered the steward; "but should
Mynheer Bunckum look out of his window he might perhaps fancy that we
are thieves, and fire off his blunderbuss at our heads; so be cautious,
and do not speak above a whisper till we get to a distance."

"I am afraid that I shall not be able to find my way in the dark,"
whispered the Count.

"Do not be anxious on that subject," answered the steward.  "I intend to
accompany you till day breaks, and see you safe on the high road."  They
walked on and on till day began to dawn.  The fresh morning air revived
the Count's spirits, and he was more than ever satisfied with himself at
the thoughts of starting on an independent tour without the company of
the Baron.

"I will buy a gun, and a knapsack, and a telescope, and a
shooting-dress, and will trudge across the country, living on the
produce of the chase.  I saw a vast number of birds as we came along on
the canals and borders of the Meers, and I shall have no lack of sport.
Such a life suits my present mood."

"A very excellent plan," observed the steward; "but I would advise you
to employ some more rapid means of locomotion than your own legs afford
till you get to a distance from this.  Mynheer Bunckum may be wandering
about in the Neighbourhood, and should he fall in with you the
consequences may be disagreeable."

"I will take your advice, my friend," said the Count; "but I must first
procure the gun and the telescope, the knapsack and the shooting-dress."

"Certainly, and I shall be happy to assist you in that object.  We can
at once proceed to Sneek, which being one of the chief places of the
province of Friesland, everything you require can be procured."

"I am overwhelmed by your kindness, and I accept your offer," said the
Count.  And they proceeded on their way, having stopped to breakfast at
a house of a friend of the steward.

They reached Sneek about noon.  The articles the Count required were
speedily procured.

"And now farewell, my friend," he said, taking the steward's hand.  "We
are brothers of the bow, and I look upon you as a friend who has
rendered me an essential service, although you did haul me out of the
well in a somewhat rough fashion."

The steward made an appropriate answer, and they parted--he to return to
Bunckum Castle, the Count to proceed to the southward.



CHAPTER FIFTEEN.

The Count, as evening approached, reached the borders of a Meer a short
distance from the Zuyder Zee.  It was fringed by trees and by tall reeds
almost as high as the trees, which grew partly in the water and partly
out of it.  "If I could find a boat I might take a passage in her to the
other side of the Meer, and thus continuing my journey obtain rest at
the same time," he thought.

He hunted about, and at last found a path, at the further end of which
he observed a barge with her bows run into the bank.  Having left his
knapsack and gun on the bank, he stepped on board, thinking that some of
the crew might appear.  Seeing no one, he was again going on shore, when
the after hatch was flung open and three huge heads adorned by
nightcaps, with big staring eyes expressive of wonder, popped up, each
face being more ugly than the other.

"Who are you?" asked the first.

"What business have you on board here?" inquired a second.

"Where do you come from, where do you want to go?" asked a third, the
ugliest of all three.

"Really, gentlemen," said the Count, bowing, for he was always polite,
"you overwhelm me with questions.  My object is to cross the Meer, or to
get to some inn or farmhouse where I may pass the night in comfort."

"Ho, ho, ho!" exclaimed the last speaker.  "You will not find any inn or
farmhouse where you can pass the night on the borders of this Meer, but
we'll give you a passage to the other end, for which we are bound when
we have had our suppers, always provided you are willing to pay for it."

"Certainly," replied the Count.  "I am willing to pay for everything I
obtain.  Your barge looks like a very safe one, and I will therefore
engage a passage."

"Safe!  I should think she was safe," answered the ugly individual.  "It
would require a gale to upset her with all sail hoisted.  Trust Captain
Jan Dunck for that."

Upon this the Count looked harder than before at the ugly man's
countenance.  "What, are you Captain Jan Dunck?" he inquired.

"No doubt about that, though I do not command so large a craft as
formerly," said the ugly man.  "If I mistake not, you are Count
Funnibos, whom I, once upon a time, brought round from Antwerp, and
landed at Amsterdam."

"No, you did not land me at Amsterdam," answered the Count; "you landed
me on the island of Marken, when you played that scurvy trick upon poor
Pieter.  I thought that you had been lost."

"So I nearly was, for the _Golden Hog_ went down, but my mate and small
ship's boy were saved.  Here is one of them."

The mate gave a wink of recognition.

"So you want me to carry you across the lake--is that it?" continued the
skipper.

"Such is my wish," said the Count, though, at the same time, he felt
very doubtful about trusting himself and his fortunes to Captain Jan
Dunck.

"Well, we'll get under weigh immediately," said the skipper.  "Though
there is no wind, we can pole the barge a considerable part of the
distance."

"But I must first get my luggage, my fowling-piece, my knapsack, and
telescope," said the Count.

"Well, be sharp about it," answered the skipper.  "Time and tide wait
for no man."

"But there is no tide in this lake, and you did not appear to be in a
hurry when I came on board," said the Count.

"For the best of reasons, we were fast asleep," answered the skipper, as
the Count went for his luggage, which neither the skipper, the mate, nor
the crew offered to carry for him.  He therefore brought it on board
himself, for he had become wonderfully independent during his travels.
He sat himself down on his knapsack, expecting that the skipper would at
once get under weigh; but that individual, instead of doing so, dived
again below, followed by his mate and his crew, to discuss some supper
which they had stowed away in a locker.

While the Count sat awaiting the return of the skipper and his crew on
deck, he observed another boat in the distance, in which was a single
man.  The person appeared to have been watching the barge, and now
cautiously approached, using a paddle, so as to make as little noise as
possible.  He was apparently about to address the Count when the skipper
popped up his head, with his mouth full of food, on which the stranger
immediately began to row away in an opposite direction.

"Hilloa, you! have you anything to say to me?  If not, keep your
distance, or you will have to smart for it!" shouted the skipper.

The stranger made no reply, but rowed slowly away, and Captain Jan Dunck
again dived into the cabin.  The stranger then stopped, and made a sign
to the Count.  Soon afterwards the mate and the crew, returning on deck,
cast off the rope which secured the barge to the bank, and taking up
some long spars, began to pole out into the lake, while the skipper sat
at the helm smoking his pipe.  He smoked and smoked as he used to do on
board the _Golden Hog_, but did not invite the Count to join him.  After
some time the water became too deep for poling, and the mate and the
crew took to their oars.  The water was calm, and there appeared to be
no possibility of danger; but yet the Count did not feel altogether
comfortable.

"And so you say that one-eyed Pieter threatened to bring me to justice?"
growled Captain Jan Dunck.

"I said nothing of the sort," answered the Count; "I told you that the
Baron and I took one-eyed Pieter on board our boat.  Had he been
drowned, you would have been guilty of his death; and you ought to be
thankful to me for saving you from committing so great a crime."

"Ho, ho, ho!" laughed the skipper, and his mate and crew laughed in
chorus.  After the crew had rowed for some time, an island appeared in
view, with dunes, or sandhills, rising over a considerable portion.  It
was a barren-looking spot, as far as the Count could judge in the fast
increasing gloom of night.

"We are going to put into the shore there," said the skipper, pointing
to it.  "If you take my advice, you will land."

"But that is not the sort of place to which I wish to go," said the
Count.  "My object on board your barge was to take a passage to some
habitable region, where I could obtain food, rest, and shelter."

"The sea-gulls will afford you plenty of food; as to rest, you can lie
down on the sand; and as for shelter, your pocket-handkerchief will
afford you as much as you are likely to find."

"I protest against being so treated," said the Count, naturally growing
indignant.

"To whom do you protest," asked the skipper, "to me or my crew?  There's
no one else to hear you, and we do not care the snuff of a candle for
your protestations."

The mate and the crew uttered not a word.

"I must submit to my hard destiny," thought the Count; "I have not made
a very brilliant commencement of my sporting adventures, but I set out
with the intention of shooting birds, and apparently the island abounds
with them."

In a short time the barge touched the sandy beach.

"You will step on shore, Count Funnibos," said the skipper, with an
ill-favoured grin on his countenance.

"But I have paid my passage-money, and I protest."

"We settled that point some time ago," said the skipper; "you will step
on shore, as I have just remarked."

The Count looked at the mate and the crew.  Their countenances wore the
same ill-favoured expression as did that of the skipper.  They merely
placed a plank from the bow of the barge to the beach.

"You will walk along the plank, Count Funnibos," said the skipper.

The Count took up his knapsack, his gun, and his telescope, and,
shrugging his shoulders with as dignified an air as he could assume,
obeyed.  The moment he had set foot on the island, the plank was
withdrawn and his retreat cut off.  Directly afterwards the mate and the
crew shoved the barge away from the shore, and began rowing as before,
while the skipper resumed his seat at the helm, and puffed calmly from
his pipe, as if he had just performed some meritorious act.  A few
sea-birds came flying in with loud cries and shrieks from their daily
fishing excursions over the waters, but they would not have afforded him
a palatable meal even if he had shot one of them.

"The sand is soft, that is one comfort," he thought; "and there are no
wild beasts, wolves, or bears to trouble me; it might have rained, or
there might have been a strong cold wind, or I might have been more
hungry than I am; so I might have been worse off.  A boat of some sort
will probably be passing during the day and take me off.  I may at
present consider myself very like that great hero, Robinson Crusoe, or
any other mariner who has been wrecked or marooned on a desert island."

These sort of thoughts occupied his mind till he fell fast asleep.
Having had a long walk the previous day, he was more tired than usual,
and did not once wake during the whole night.  The rays of the rising
sun glaring into his eyes aroused him, and he sprang to his feet,
feeling rather stiff and somewhat chilled, for the night had been cold.
He climbed to the top of a sand-hill, that he might take a wider survey.
Scarcely had he reached it than he observed a boat approaching the
shore.  Putting down his gun and knapsack, he took out his telescope,
and that he might steady it, stretched himself on the side of the
sand-hill.  Having adjusted the focus, he directed it towards the boat.
She came nearer and nearer.  He saw that she contained several people,
who seemed to have the intention of landing.

"I shall now be able to escape from this," he thought.

As the boat approached he could clearly distinguish the features of
those in her.  He could not be mistaken; three were ladies--the Vrouw
Van Arent and her two daughters; three were gentlemen--Mynheer Van
Arent, Mynheer Bunckum, and a stranger.  They helped the ladies out of
the boat, and then all six walked along the beach.  The stranger offered
his arm to the fair Isabelle, which she took with evident willingness.
Mynheer Bunckum walked on with Vrouw Margaret, and the old couple
followed.

"No, I cannot join them.  I cannot so demean myself as to ask for a
passage to the shore," muttered the Count.  "I only hope that they will
not discover me.  I shall certainly not discover myself, if I can help
it."

If curiosity had brought the party to the island, they were soon
satisfied, for in a short time they re-embarked, and the Count had lost
his chance of escaping for that time.

"It is better that it should be so," he said.  "I should only have had
to answer disagreeable questions, and perhaps have subjected myself to
further indignities."

Hunger now compelled him to seek for food, and loading his gun, he
looked out for a bird which might come within range, but the birds all
kept at a wary distance.  He observed, further to the south, that the
island was very much lower, and that the birds frequented it in greater
numbers; he accordingly bent his steps in that direction.  It appeared
level, and, as far as he could judge, easy to walk over.  On reaching
it, however, he found that it was sprinkled with so many shallow pools
that he would speedily wet his boots through, therefore, sitting down on
the first dry spot he came to, he pulled them off and hung them over his
shoulders.

"Come, I feel something like a sportsman now," he said to himself.

Immediately afterwards a duck came quacking by within range.  He fired,
and, to his infinite satisfaction, brought it to the ground.  He rushed
eagerly forward to secure his prize, and although it went fluttering on
for some distance, he succeeded in catching it, and, wringing its neck,
hung it behind him.

"I need no longer fear dying of starvation, even although I may have to
spend a day or two on this desert spot," he said to himself.

To his delight he brought down, before long, another duck, and was now
thinking of returning to the higher ground, when he saw a boat passing
near the further end of the low part of the island.  He rushed forward
to make a signal, hoping to attract the attention of those on board, but
by the time he had got to the point to which he was directing his steps,
the boat was at such a distance that his signals could not be seen.  On
and on he went; the sea-fowl came shrieking and quacking round him,
when, to his dismay, he observed that dark clouds were gathering in the
sky, threatening a storm of no gentle nature.

"This sort of work is all very well in fine weather, but I have no fancy
to be exposed to drenching rain and howling wind," he said to himself.
"I must get back, at all events, to the higher ground."

He had got so far from it, that this was no easy matter.  Before he had
walked for many minutes, down came the rain like a sheet of water,
driven against him by the fierce wind.

He had now good reason to be seriously alarmed.  The water in the pools,
before scarcely up to his ankles, now reached almost to his knees.  "Can
the dykes have been burst through?" he thought.  "If so, my fate is
sealed--not only mine, but that of numbers of the inhabitants of the
surrounding district."  From the rapid way in which the surface of the
Meer rose he felt convinced that this must be the case.  Still the love
of life compelled him to try and save himself, and he did not despair;
although, as far as he could see, no means of making his escape were
likely to present themselves.



CHAPTER SIXTEEN.

As he was hurrying on along the shore, he saw what looked to him like a
wheelbarrow, with a heap of gourds or inflated skins, or some other
roundish objects, though he could scarcely at the distance distinguish
what they were.  He reached the spot.  "Come, at all events, if the
waters rise, as I fear they will, these things will enable me to
construct a raft on which I may manage to float on the troubled waters,"
he said to himself.

Lashing them together, he took his seat on the top of this curiously
constructed raft.  Scarcely had he done so, when the waters came rushing
over the island, and carried him and his raft far away as they swept
onward in their course.  On and on he went, his very natural fear being
that he should be carried into the Zuyder Zee; he soon, however, came in
sight of land raised above the waters, on which he could distinguish
cottages and other buildings.

"Well, this is a new style of navigation, but I ought to be thankful
that I have got something to keep me above water," he said to himself.

He of course, as he glided on, was looking about in all directions, and
he now caught sight in the distance of what he hoped was a boat.  Again
and again he cast his eager gaze at the object.  Yes, it was a boat, and
a man was in her; he waved his hat and shouted.  As he approached, the
Count looked at him; yes, he was, there could be no doubt about it, the
one-eyed mariner, old Pieter, who shouted--

"Hold on, Mynheer! hold on! and I will soon be up to you."

"What, don't you know me?" asked the Count, as Pieter got near.

"Bless me, of course I do; and glad I am to have come to take you on
board, or you might have been carried away into the Zuyder Zee, or
somewhere else, for aught I can tell.  When I saw you on board Captain
Jan Dunck's vessel, I tried to get near enough to warn you that you must
beware of him, as I felt sure that he would play you some scurvy trick
or other.  He has been going on from bad to worse, all owing to the
oceans of schiedam he has poured down that ugly mouth of his."

This was said when the Count was comfortably seated in the stern of
Pieter's boat.  There was another person on board whom the Count
recognised as the small ship's boy, who had long been Pieter's faithful
companion.  He nodded and smiled his recognition, and seemed highly
delighted at again meeting with the Count.

"And now where shall we go?" asked Pieter.

"To the nearest shore where I can obtain food and shelter, and change my
wet garments," answered the Count.

"Well, you do look dampish," observed Pieter.

"Damp!  I have been wet to the skin for these hours past, and almost
starved to death in the bargain," said the Count.

"Then I will lose no time in taking you to Meppel, or any other place we
can most easily reach."  And bending his back to the oars, the one-eyed
mariner pulled away.

"`One good turn deserves another,' as the old saying is," observed
Pieter, for he wanted to say something to keep up the Count's spirits.
"You saved my life and gave me this boat, and now I have the
satisfaction of saving yours."

"You are an honest fellow, Pieter, and as I prize honest men, of whom I
have not discovered as many as I desire in the world, I should be glad
if you and the small ship's boy will accompany me, and I will endeavour
to obtain some post which I consider suited to your merits."  Old Pieter
gladly accepted the Count's offer, and it did not make him pull the less
vigorously.  All night long they rowed on, till they arrived at a part
of the country which the flood had not reached.  Here Pieter took the
Count to the house of a farmer to whom the honest boatman was well
known, having been on various occasions employed by him.  The good
farmer treated the Count with the utmost hospitality and kindness.  It
was some days, however, before the Count had sufficiently recovered to
be once more himself, and able to extend his walks beyond the precincts
of the farm.  He had gone one day to some distance, when he saw a large
and picturesque house rising amid an extensive shrubbery; an open gate
invited him to enter.  As he walked along he caught the sound of voices,
and presently found himself in the presence of a party of gentlemen,
seated round a table with books and papers before them.  Conspicuous on
one side was a large easel supporting a handsome picture.  "Ah! this is
something out of the way," thought the Count, and advancing he made a
bow and introduced himself.

"You are welcome, noble Count, to our revels," said one of the
gentlemen, who appeared to be the president.  "But ours is a feast of
reason and the flow of soul, and we are met here to discuss works of
art, to hear read the practical effusions of our members, and to enjoy
the society of men of intellect and erudition."

"A very praiseworthy and satisfactory mode of passing time, and I am
fortunate in having fallen into such good company," remarked the Count.

The various members of the society individually welcomed him.  A poet
had just read some verses he had composed, which were received with
thundering applause, one of the excellent rules of the society being
that every one was to praise the works of the rest.  The artist now
exhibited his paintings; when the others had admired them to their fill,
the Count looked at them through his spectacles, and if he did make a
mistake, and suppose that a horse was a cow, or a sheep a pig, he wisely
kept his opinion to himself, merely exclaiming: "Beautiful! how true to
nature.  What exquisite colouring; what elegant outlines! yet all are
equalled by the composition."  As no one asked him to point out the
individual excellencies of which he spoke, he was looked upon as a
first-rate judge of art.

"Now, gentlemen, as our friend Scrubzen has not been able to-day to
complete his grand picture, I am deputed to invite you to inspect it
to-morrow, when it will be in a more forward state.  We shall, I hope,
be favoured by your presence, Count Funnibos?"

"By all means," answered the Count, who was highly pleased with the
society into which he had fallen; and he parted from them to return to
the house of his hospitable entertainer.  The next morning he set out to
repair to the house of which the president had given him the address.

"Several of Scrubzen's admirers have already arrived," said the
president, whom he met at the door; "and with them a distinguished
foreigner."

As the Count and the president entered, they saw at the further end of
the room a large picture on an easel representing a coast scene.  On one
side stood the artist explaining the details of his painting; a number
of ladies and gentlemen were gazing at it with admiring glances; but one
figure especially attracted the attention of the Count.  It was, there
could be no doubt about it, Baron Stilkin, whom he thought had long
since reached Amsterdam, or had returned to his family mansion.  Yes, it
was the Baron, not decreased in rotund proportions since they parted.
"Grand, very grand!" he exclaimed in sonorous tones, approaching the
picture.  "It reminds me forcibly of the best of Claude's productions;
exquisite colouring!"

"And what is your opinion, Count Funnibos?" asked the President.

"He has grown wonderfully fat," answered the Count, who was thinking of
the Baron.  "I fear that no carriage can be found strong enough to take
him home."

"I beg your pardon, Count, I was speaking of the picture," remarked the
President.  The Baron, however, had heard the Count's voice; turning
round, he opened his arms to give him a friendly embrace.

"What, my dear Count!  Is it you, yourself?"

"I think you ran away and left me to my mysterious fate," said the
Count, with a slight degree of stiffness.  "I conclude that you did not
receive my letter requesting you to meet me at Amsterdam, and stating
the reasons for my not rejoining you sooner; however, I am very glad to
see you again."

"No, indeed, I received no letter," answered the Baron.  "Had I done so,
it would have saved me a world of anxiety."

"We must remember that we are in the presence of strangers," said the
Count.  "Our friend here desired to know my opinion of that magnificent
picture.  I may add that it surpasses my utmost expectations."

His opinion highly pleased the artist as well as the spectators, who
were delighted to find their countryman's production so highly praised
by two distinguished foreigners.

"And now, Count," said the Baron, as they walked away arm in arm, "I am
compelled to return home.  My son, the hope of my house, is about to
marry a lady whose magnificent fortune will retrieve the fallen fortunes
of our family.  Will you accompany me?"

"By all manner of means," answered the Count.  "I have met with
sufficient adventures, or rather misadventures, to satisfy me for the
rest of my life.  I have seen a large portion of Holland, if not the
whole of it, and I am satisfied that it is as well worth seeing as any
country in the world."

"Your decision gives me infinite satisfaction," answered the Baron.  "We
will go back to-morrow, and I hope that you will be present at the
wedding of my beloved son.  I would rather he married the lady himself,
though she is of an age which might have been considered suitable to
me."

The Count and the Baron travelled back, accompanied by Pieter and the
small ship's boy, at a far greater speed than that at which they had
performed their outward journey.  The Count was greatly relieved that
his castle and estates had not run away during his absence, although
Johanna Klack, at the very hour of his arrival, gave him notice that she
must give up his service.

"To-morrow is the day fixed for my dear son's wedding," said the Baron,
who had called on the Count.  "You will, I trust, honour him and me by
your presence, and that of your household."

"By all means," said the Count.  "I will come myself, and bring one-eyed
Pieter and the small ship's boy.  It will be a novel and interesting
spectacle to them."

The Count and his attendants arrived.  The happy bridegroom appeared
dressed in the height of fashion, the hour for the nuptial party to set
out had struck.

"I must go in and bring forth the bride," he said; and he soon
reappeared with a female, holding a large bouquet in her hand.  She wore
a wreath of roses and a white veil over her head; her neck was long, so
was her nose; her figure was the reverse of stout, but that in a
youthful female is to be admired.

"Is that a mop-stick with clothes hung on it?" whispered the small
ship's boy, as he gazed at the future Baroness.

"My dear Baron," said the Count, after he had made a profound bow to the
lady, "how did your son manage to make up his mind?"

"I made it up for him," answered the Baron.  "He is a dutiful son, and
does whatever I tell him.  Suppose we change the subject, and when the
nuptials are over, what do you say to setting out again on our travels?
I shall be as ready as before to keep the accounts, and I hope to put a
fair share into the common fund."

"I will think about it," said the Count.  "At present, I have had
travelling enough to satisfy me for some time to come; and as Johanna
Klack has left my service, I do not know into whose hands I can
satisfactorily leave the charge of my castle and estates during my
absence."

THE END.