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        THE WORKS OF CHARLES AND MARY LAMB

                IV. POEMS AND PLAYS


       [Illustration: Charles Lamb (aged 23)
         From a drawing by Robert Hancock]




                 POEMS AND PLAYS

                       BY

               CHARLES AND MARY LAMB




                  INTRODUCTION

The earliest poem in this volume bears the date 1794, when Lamb was
nineteen, the latest 1834, the year of his death; so that it covers an
even longer period of his life than Vol. I.--the "Miscellaneous Prose."
The chronological order which was strictly observed in that volume has
been only partly observed in the following pages--since it seemed better
to keep the plays together and to make a separate section of Lamb's
epigrams. These, therefore, will be found to be outside the general
scheme. Such of Lamb's later poems as he did not himself collect in
volume form will also be found to be out of their chronological
position, partly because it has seemed to me best to give prominence to
those verses which Lamb himself reprinted, and partly because there is
often no indication of the year in which the poem was written.

Another difficulty has been the frequency with which Lamb reprinted some
of his earlier poetry. The text of many of his earliest and best poems
was not fixed until 1818, twenty years or so after their composition. It
had to be decided whether to print these poems in their true order as
they were first published--in Coleridge's _Poems on Various Subjects_,
1796; in Charles Lloyd's _ems on the Death of Priscilla Farmer_, 1796;
in Coleridge's _Poems_, second edition, 1797; in _Blank Verse_ by
Charles Lloyd and Charles Lamb, 1798; and in John Woodvil, 1802--with
all their early readings; or whether to disregard chronological
sequence, and wait until the time of the _Works_--1818--had come, and
print them all together then. I decided, in the interests of their
biographical value, to print them in the order as they first appeared,
particularly as Crabb Robinson tells us that Lamb once said of the
arrangement of a poet's works: "There is only one good order--and that
is the order in which they were written--that is a history of the poet's
mind." It then had to be decided whether to print them in their first
shape, which, unless I repeated them later, would mean the relegation of
Lamb's final text to the Notes, or to print them, at the expense of a
slight infringement upon the chronological scheme, in their final 1818
state, and relegate all earlier readings to the Notes. After much
deliberation I decided that to print them in their final 1818 state was
best, and this therefore I did in the large edition of 1903, to which
the student is referred for all variorum readings, fuller notes and many
illustrations, and have repeated here. In order, however, that the
scheme of Lamb's 1818 edition of his _Works_ might be preserved, I have
indicated in the text the position in the _Works_ occupied by all the
poems that in the present volume have been printed earlier.

The chronological order, in so far as it has been followed, emphasises
the dividing line between Lamb's poetry and his verse. As he grew older
his poetry, for the most part, passed into his prose. His best and
truest poems, with few exceptions, belong to the years before, say,
1805, when he was thirty. After this, following a long interval of
silence, came the brief satirical outburst of 1812, in _The Examiner_,
and the longer one, in 1820, in _The Champion_; then, after another
interval, during which he was busy as Elia, came the period of album
verses, which lasted to the end. The impulse to write personal prose,
which was quickened in Lamb by the _London Magazine_ in 1820, seems to
have taken the place of his old ambition to be a poet. In his later and
more mechanical period there were, however, occasional inspirations, as
when he wrote the sonnet on "Work," in 1819; on "Leisure," in 1821; the
lines in his own Album, in 1827, and, pre-eminently, the poem "On an
Infant Dying as Soon as Born," in 1827.

This volume contains, with the exception of the verse for children,
which will be found in Vol. III. of this edition, all the accessible
poetical work of Charles and Mary Lamb that is known to exist and
several poems not to be found in the large edition. There are probably
still many copies of album verses which have not yet seen the light. In
the _London Magazine_, April, 1824, is a story entitled "The Bride of
Modern Italy," which has for motto the following couplet:--

            My heart is fixt:
            This is the sixt.--_Elia_.

but the rest of what seems to be a pleasant catalogue is missing. In a
letter to Coleridge, December 2, 1796, Lamb refers to a poem which has
apparently perished, beginning, "Laugh, all that weep." I have left in
the correspondence the rhyming letters to Ayrton and Dibdin, and an
epigram on "Coelebs in Search of a Wife." I have placed the dedication
to Coleridge at the beginning of this volume, although it belongs
properly only to those poems that are reprinted from the _Works_ of
1818, the prose of which Lamb offered to Martin Burney. But it is too
fine to be put among the Notes, and it may easily, by a pardonable
stretch, be made to refer to the whole body of Lamb's poetical and
dramatic work, although _Album Verses_, 1830, was dedicated separately
to Edward Moxon.

In Mr. Bedford's design for the cover of this edition certain Elian
symbolism will be found. The upper coat of arms is that of Christ's
Hospital, where Lamb was at school; the lower is that of the Inner
Temple, where he was born and spent many years. The figures at the bells
are those which once stood out from the façade of St. Dunstan's Church
in Fleet Street, and are now in Lord Londesborough's garden in Regent's
Park. Lamb shed tears when they were removed. The tricksy sprite and the
candles (brought by Betty) need no explanatory words of mine.

E.V.L.




    CONTENTS                                                  TEXT   NOTE
                                                              PAGE   PAGE

    Dedication                                                  1    307
    Lamb's earliest poem, "Mille viae mortis"                   3    307
    Poems in Coleridge's _Poems on Various Subjects_, 1796:--
        "As when a child ..."                                   4    308
        "Was it some sweet device ..."                          4    309
        "Methinks how dainty sweet ..."                         5    311
        "Oh! I could laugh ..."                                 5    311
    From Charles Lloyd's _Poems on the Death of Priscilla
    Farmer_, 1796;--
        The Grandame                                            6    312
    Poems from Coleridge's _Poems_, 1797:--
        "When last I roved ..."                                 8    315
        "A timid grace ..."                                     8    315
        "If from my lips ..."                                   9    315
        "We were two pretty babes ..."                          9    315
        Childhood                                               9    315
        The Sabbath Bells                                      10    316
        Fancy Employed on Divine Subjects                      10    316
        The Tomb of Douglas                                    11    316
        To Charles Lloyd                                       12    316
        A Vision of Repentance                                 13    317
    Poems Written in the Years 1795-98, and not Reprinted by
      Lamb:--
        "The Lord of Life ..."                                 16    317
        To the Poet Cowper                                     16    317
        Lines addressed to Sara and S.T.C.                     17    318
        Sonnet to a Friend                                     18    318
        To a Young Lady                                        18    319
        Living Without God in the World                        19    319
    Poems from _Blank Verse_, by Charles Lloyd and Charles
      Lamb, 1798:--
        To Charles Lloyd                                       21    320
        Written on the Day of My Aunt's Funeral                21    320
        Written a Year After the Events                        22    321
        Written Soon After the Preceding Poem                  24    322
        Written on Christmas Day, 1797                         25    322
        The Old Familiar Faces                                 25    322
        Composed at Midnight                                   26    323
    Poems at the End of _John Woodvil_, 1802:--
        Helen. By Mary Lamb                                    28    323
        Ballad. From the German                                29    324
        Hypochondriacus                                        29    324
        A Ballad Noting the Difference of Rich and Poor        30    324
    Poems in Charles Lamb's _Works_, 1818, not Previously
      Printed in the Present Volume:--
        Hester                                                 32    325
        Dialogue Between a Mother and Child. By Mary Lamb      33    325
        A Farewell to Tobacco                                  34    325
        To T.L.H.                                              38    326
        Salome. By Mary Lamb                                   39    ---
        Lines Suggested by a Picture of Two Females by
          Lionardo da Vinci. By Mary Lamb                      41    327
        Lines on the Same Picture being Removed. By Mary Lamb  41    327
        Lines on the Celebrated Picture by Lionardo da Vinci,
          called "The Virgin of the Rocks"                     42    327
        On the Same. By Mary Lamb                              42    327
        To Miss Kelly                                          43    328
        On the Sight of Swans in Kensington Garden             43    328
        The Family Name                                        44    328
        To John Lamb, Esq                                      44    329
        To Martin Charles Burney, Esq                          45    329
    _Album Verses_, 1830:--
      Album Verses:--
        In the Album of a Clergyman's Lady                     46    332
        In the Autograph Book of Mrs. Sergeant W----           46    332
        In the Album of Lucy Barton                            47    332
        In the Album of Miss ----                              48    332
        In the Album of a very Young Lady                      48    332
        In the Album of a French Teacher                       49    332
        In the Album of Miss Daubeny                           49    333
        In the Album of Mrs. Jane Towers                       50    333
        In My Own Album                                        50    333
      Miscellaneous:--
        Angel Help                                             51    333
        The Christening                                        52    333
        On an Infant Dying as Soon as Born                     53    333
        To Bernard Barton                                      55    334
        The Young Catechist                                    56    334
        She is Going                                           57    335
        To a Young Friend                                      57    335
        To the Same                                            58    335
      Sonnets:--
        Harmony in Unlikeness                                  58    336
        Written at Cambridge                                   59    336
        To a Celebrated Female Performer in the "Blind Boy"    59    336
        Work                                                   59    336
        Leisure                                                60    336
        To Samuel Rogers, Esq.                                 60    337
        The Gipsy's Malison                                    61    337
      Commendatory Verses:--
        To the Author of Poems Published under the Name
          of Barry Cornwall                                    61    338
        To R.S. Knowles, Esq.                                  62    338
        To the Editor of the _Every-Day Book_                  63    338
      Acrostics:--
        To Caroline Maria Applebee                             63    339
        To Cecilia Catherine Lawton                            64    339
        Acrostic, to a Lady who Desired Me to Write Her
          Epitaph                                              65    339
        Another, to Her Youngest Daughter                      65    339
      Translations from the Latin of Vincent Bourne:--
        On a Sepulchral Statue of an Infant Sleeping           66    340
        The Rival Bells                                        66    340
        Epitaph on a Dog                                       67    340
        The Ballad Singers                                     67    340
        To David Cook                                          69    340
        On a Deaf and Dumb Artist                              70    340
        Newton's Principia                                     71    340
        The House-keeper                                       71    340
        The Female Orators                                     72    340
      Pindaric Ode to the Tread Mill                           72    341
      Going or Gone                                            75    341
    New Poems in _The Poetical Works of Charles Lamb_, 1836:--
      In the Album of Edith S----                              78    343
      To Dora W----                                            78    343
      In the Album of Rotha Q----                              79    344
      In the Album of Catherine Orkney                         79    ---
      To T. Stothard, Esq.                                     80    344
      To a Friend on His Marriage                              80    344
      The Self-Enchanted                                       81    344
      To Louisa M----, whom I used to call "Monkey"            82    344
      Cheap Gifts: a Sonnet                                    82    344
      Free Thoughts on Several Eminent Composers               83    344
    Miscellaneous Poems not collected by Lamb:--
      Dramatic Fragment                                        85    345
      Dick Strype; or, The Force of Habit                      86    345
      Two Epitaphs on a Young Lady                             88    346
      The Ape                                                  89    346
      In tabulam eximii pictoris B. Haydoni                    90    347
      Translation of Same                                      90    347
      Sonnet to Miss Burney                                    91    347
      To My Friend the Indicator                               91    348
      On seeing Mrs. K---- B----, aged upwards of eighty,
        nurse an infant                                        92    348
      To Emma, Learning Latin, and Desponding                  93    349
      Lines Addressed to Lieut. R.W.H. Hardy, R.N.             93    349
      Lines for a Monument                                     94    349
      To C. Aders, Esq.                                        94    349
      Hercules Pacificatus                                     95    349
      The Parting Speech of the Celestial Messenger
        to the Poet                                            98    349
      Existence, Considered in Itself, no Blessing             99    350
      To Samuel Rogers, Esq.                                  100    350
      To Clara N----                                          101    350
      The Sisters                                             101    350
      Love Will Come                                          102    351
      To Margaret W----                                       102    351
    Additional Album Verses and Acrostics:--
      What is an Album?                                       104    351
      The First Leaf of Spring                                105    352
      To Mrs. F----                                           105    352
      To M. L---- F----                                       106    352
      To Esther Field                                         106    352
      To Mrs. Williams                                        107    352
      To the Book                                             107    353
      To S.F.                                                 108    353
      To R.Q.                                                 108    353
      To S.L.                                                 109    353
      To M.L.                                                 109    353
      An Acrostic Against Acrostics                           109    353
      On Being Asked to Write in Miss Westwood's Album        110    353
      In Miss Westwood's Album. By Mary Lamb                  110    353
      Un Solitaire. To Sarah Lachlan                          111    353
      To S. T                                                 111    354
      To Mrs. Sarah Robinson                                  111    354
      To Sarah                                                112    354
      To Joseph Vale Asbury                                   112    354
      To D.A.                                                 113    354
      To Louisa Morgan                                        113    354
      To Sarah James of Beguildy                              113    354
      To Emma Button                                          114    354
      Written upon the Cover of a Blotting Book               114    354
    Political and Other Epigrams:--
      To Sir James Mackintosh                                 115    357
      Twelfth Night Characters:--
        Mr. A----                                             115    358
        Messrs. C----g and F----e                             115    358
        Count Rumford                                         116    358
        On a Late Empiric of "Balmy" Memory                   116    358
      Epigrams:--
        "Princeps his rent ..."                               116    359
        "Ye Politicians, tell me, pray ..."                   116    359
      The Triumph of the Whale                                116    359
      Sonnet. St. Crispin to Mr. Gifford                      118    360
      The Godlike                                             118    360
      The Three Graves                                        119    360
      Sonnet to Mathew Wood, Esq.                             119    361
      On a Projected Journey                                  120    361
      Song for the C-----n                                    120    362
      The Unbeloved                                           120    362
      On the Arrival in England of Lord Byron's Remains       121    362
      Lines Suggested by a Sight of Waltham Cross             121    363
      For the _Table Book_                                    122    363
      The Royal Wonders                                       122    363
      "Brevis Esse Laboro"                                    122    363
      Suum Cuique                                             123    363
      On the Literary Gazette                                 123    365
      On the Fast-Day                                         123    365
      Nonsense Verses                                         123    365
      On Wawd                                                 124    366
      Six Epitaphs                                            124    366
      Time and Eternity                                       126    366
      From the Latin                                          126    366
    Satan in Search of a Wife                                 127    366
      Part 1                                                  128    ---
      Part II                                                 133    ---
    Prologues and Epilogues:--
      Epilogue to Godwin's Tragedy of "Antonio"               138    368
      Prologue to Godwin's Tragedy of "Faulkener"             140    369
      Epilogue to Henry Siddons' Farce, "Time's a Tell-Tale"  140    369
      Prologue to Coleridge's Tragedy of "Remorse"            142    369
      Epilogue to Kenney's Farce, "Debtor and Creditor"       143    371
      Epilogue to an Amateur Performance of "Richard II."     145    371
      Prologue to Sheridan Knowles' Comedy, "The Wife"        146    372
      Epilogue to Sheridan Knowles' Comedy, "The Wife"        147    372
    John Woodvil                                              149    372
    The Witch                                                 199    392
    Mr. H------                                               202    392
    The Pawnbroker's Daughter                                 238    397
    The Wife's Trial                                          273    ---
    Poems in the Notes:--
      Lines to Dorothy Wordsworth. By Mary Lamb               328
      Lines on Lamb's Want of Ear. By Mary Lamb               345
      A Lady's Sapphic. By Mary Lamb (?)                      356
      An English Sapphic. By Charles Lamb (?)                 357
      Two Epigrams. By Charles Lamb (?)                       359
      The Poetical Cask. By Charles Lamb (?)                  363

    NOTES                                                     307

    INDEX                                                     399

    INDEX OF FIRST LINES                                      409





FRONTISPIECE

CHARLES LAMB (AGE 23)

From the Drawing by Robert Hancock, now in the National Portrait
Gallery.




DEDICATION (1818) TO S.T. COLERIDGE, ESQ.


My Dear Coleridge,

You will smile to see the slender labors of your friend designated by
the title of _Works_; but such was the wish of the gentlemen who have
kindly undertaken the trouble of collecting them, and from their
judgment could be no appeal.

It would be a kind of disloyalty to offer to any one but yourself a
volume containing the _early pieces_, which were first published among
your poems, and were fairly derivatives from you and them. My friend
Lloyd and myself came into our first battle (authorship is a sort of
warfare) under cover of the greater Ajax. How this association, which
shall always be a dear and proud recollection to me, came to be broken,
--who snapped the three-fold cord,--whether yourself (but I know that
was not the case) grew ashamed of your former companions,--or whether
(which is by much the more probable) some ungracious bookseller was
author of the separation,--I cannot tell;--but wanting the support of
your friendly elm, (I speak for myself,) my vine has, since that time,
put forth few or no fruits; the sap (if ever it had any) has become, in
a manner, dried up and extinct; and you will find your old associate, in
his second volume, dwindled into prose and _criticism_.

Am I right in assuming this as the cause? or is it that, as years come
upon us, (except with some more healthy-happy spirits,) Life itself
loses much of its Poetry for us? we transcribe but what we read in the
great volume of Nature; and, as the characters grow dim, we turn off,
and look another way. You yourself write no Christabels, nor Ancient
Mariners, now.

Some of the Sonnets, which shall be carelessly turned over by the
general reader, may happily awaken in you remembrances, which I should
be sorry should be ever totally extinct--the memory

        Of summer days and of delightful years--

even so far back as to those old suppers at our old ****** Inn,--when life
was fresh, and topics exhaustless,--and you first kindled in me, if not
the power, yet the love of poetry, and beauty, and kindliness.--

            What words have I heard
            Spoke at the Mermaid!

The world has given you many a shrewd nip and gird since that time, but
either my eyes are grown dimmer, or my old friend is the _same_, who
stood before me three and twenty years ago--his hair a little confessing
the hand of time, but still shrouding the same capacious brain,--his
heart not altered, scarcely where it "alteration finds."

One piece, Coleridge, I have ventured to publish in its original form,
though I have heard you complain of a certain over-imitation of the
antique in the style. If I could see any way of getting rid of the
objection, without re-writing it entirely, I would make some sacrifices.
But when I wrote John Woodvil, I never proposed to myself any distinct
deviation from common English. I had been newly initiated in the
writings of our elder dramatists; Beaumont and Fletcher, and Massinger,
were then a _first love_; and from what I was so freshly conversant in,
what wonder if my language imperceptibly took a tinge? The very _time_,
which I have chosen for my story, that which immediately followed the
Restoration, seemed to require, in an English play, that the English
should be of rather an older cast, than that of the precise year in
which it happened to be written. I wish it had not some faults, which I
can less vindicate than the language.

I remain,
  My dear Coleridge,
    Your's,
      With unabated esteem,
        C. LAMB.




                   LAMB'S EARLIEST POEM

                    MILLE VIAE MORTIS

                          (1789)


        What time in bands of slumber all were laid,
        To Death's dark court, methought I was convey'd;
        In realms it lay far hid from mortal sight,
        And gloomy tapers scarce kept out the night.

        On ebon throne the King of Terrors sate;
        Around him stood the ministers of Fate;
        On fell destruction bent, the murth'rous band
        Waited attentively his high command.

        Here pallid Fear & dark Despair were seen.
        And Fever here with looks forever lean,
        Swoln Dropsy, halting Gout, profuse of woes,
        And Madness fierce & hopeless of repose,

        Wide-wasting Plague; but chief in honour stood
        More-wasting War, insatiable of blood;
        With starting eye-balls, eager for the word;
        Already brandish'd was the glitt'ring sword.

        Wonder and fear alike had fill'd my breast,
        And thus the grisly Monarch I addrest--

        "Of earth-born Heroes why should Poets sing,
        And thee neglect, neglect the greatest King?
        To thee ev'n Caesar's self was forc'd to yield
        The glories of Pharsalia's well-fought field."

        When, with a frown, "Vile caitiff, come not here,"
        Abrupt cried Death; "shall flatt'ry soothe my ear?"
        "Hence, or thou feel'st my dart!" the Monarch said.
        Wild terror seiz'd me, & the vision fled.




              POEMS IN COLERIDGE'S POEMS ON
                 VARIOUS SUBJECTS, 1796


        (_Written late in 1794. Text of 1797_)

        As when a child on some long winter's night
        Affrighted clinging to its Grandam's knees
        With eager wond'ring and perturb'd delight
        Listens strange tales of fearful dark decrees
        Mutter'd to wretch by necromantic spell;
        Or of those hags, who at the witching time
        Of murky midnight ride the air sublime,
        And mingle foul embrace with fiends of Hell:
        Cold Horror drinks its blood! Anon the tear
        More gentle starts, to hear the Beldame tell
        Of pretty babes, that lov'd each other dear,
        Murder'd by cruel Uncle's mandate fell:
        Ev'n such the shiv'ring joys thy tones impart,
        Ev'n so thou, SIDDONS! meltest my sad heart!


        (_Probably 1795. Text of 1818_)

        Was it some sweet device of Faery
        That mocked my steps with many a lonely glade,
        And fancied wanderings with a fair-hair'd maid?
        Have these things been? or what rare witchery,
        Impregning with delights the charmed air,
        Enlighted up the semblance of a smile
        In those fine eyes? methought they spake the while
        Soft soothing things, which might enforce despair
        To drop the murdering knife, and let go by
        His foul resolve. And does the lonely glade
        Still court the foot-steps of the fair-hair'd maid?
        Still in her locks the gales of summer sigh?
        While I forlorn do wander reckless where,
        And 'mid my wanderings meet no Anna there.


        (_Probably_ 1795. _Text of_ 1818)

        Methinks how dainty sweet it were, reclin'd
        Beneath the vast out-stretching branches high
        Of some old wood, in careless sort to lie,
        Nor of the busier scenes we left behind
        Aught envying. And, O Anna! mild-eyed maid!
        Beloved! I were well content to play
        With thy free tresses all a summer's day,
        Losing the time beneath the greenwood shade.
        Or we might sit and tell some tender tale
        Of faithful vows repaid by cruel scorn,
        A tale of true love, or of friend forgot;
        And I would teach thee, lady, how to rail
        In gentle sort, on those who practise not
        Or love or pity, though of woman born.


        (1794. _Text of_ 1818)

        O! I could laugh to hear the midnight wind,
        That, rushing on its way with careless sweep,
        Scatters the ocean waves. And I could weep
        Like to a child. For now to my raised mind
        On wings of winds comes wild-eyed Phantasy,
        And her rude visions give severe delight.
        O winged bark! how swift along the night
        Pass'd thy proud keel! nor shall I let go by
        Lightly of that drear hour the memory,
        When wet and chilly on thy deck I stood,
        Unbonnetted, and gazed upon the flood,
        Even till it seemed a pleasant thing to die,--
        To be resolv'd into th' elemental wave,
        Or take my portion with the winds that rave.




FROM CHARLES LLOYD'S POEMS ON THE DEATH OF PRISCILLA FARMER, 1796


                      THE GRANDAME

        (Summer, 1796. Text of 1818)

        On the green hill top,
        Hard by the house of prayer, a modest roof,
        And not distinguish'd from its neighbour-barn,
        Save by a slender-tapering length of spire,
        The Grandame sleeps.  A plain stone barely tells
        The name and date to the chance passenger.
        For lowly born was she, and long had eat,
        Well-earned, the bread of service:--her's was else
        A mounting spirit, one that entertained
        Scorn of base action, deed dishonorable,
        Or aught unseemly. I remember well
        Her reverend image: I remember, too,
        With what a zeal she served her master's house;
        And how the prattling tongue of garrulous age
        Delighted to recount the oft-told tale
        Or anecdote domestic. Wise she was,
        And wondrous skilled in genealogies,
        And could in apt and voluble terms discourse
        Of births, of titles, and alliances;
        Of marriages, and intermarriages;
        Relationship remote, or near of kin;
        Of friends offended, family disgraced--
        Maiden high-born, but wayward, disobeying
        Parental strict injunction, and regardless
        Of unmixed blood, and ancestry remote,
        Stooping to wed with one of low degree.
        But these are not thy praises; and I wrong
        Thy honor'd memory, recording chiefly
        Things light or trivial. Better 'twere to tell,
        How with a nobler zeal, and warmer love,
        She served her _heavenly master_. I have seen
        That reverend form bent down with age and pain
        And rankling malady. Yet not for this
        Ceased she to praise her maker, or withdrew
        Her trust in him, her faith, and humble hope--
        So meekly had she learn'd to bear her cross--
        For she had studied patience in the school
        Of Christ, much comfort she had thence derived,
        And was a follower of the NAZARENE.




          POEMS FROM COLERIDGE'S _POEMS_, 1797


        (_Summer_, 1795. _Text of_ 1818)

        When last I roved these winding wood-walks green,
        Green winding walks, and shady pathways sweet,
        Oft-times would Anna seek the silent scene,
        Shrouding her beauties in the lone retreat.
        No more I hear her footsteps in the shade:
        Her image only in these pleasant ways
        Meets me self-wandering, where in happier days
        I held free converse with the fair-hair'd maid.
        I passed the little cottage which she loved,
        The cottage which did once my all contain;
        It spake of days which ne'er must come again,
        Spake to my heart, and much my heart was moved.
        "Now fair befall thee, gentle maid!" said I,
        And from the cottage turned me with a sigh.


        (1795 _or_ 1796. _Text of_ 1818)

        A timid grace sits trembling in her eye,
        As both to meet the rudeness of men's sight,
        Yet shedding a delicious lunar light,
        That steeps in kind oblivious ecstasy
        The care-crazed mind, like some still melody:
        Speaking most plain the thoughts which do possess
        Her gentle sprite: peace, and meek quietness,
        And innocent loves, and maiden purity:
        A look whereof might heal the cruel smart
        Of changed friends, or fortune's wrongs unkind;
        Might to sweet deeds of mercy move the heart
        Of him who hates his brethren of mankind.
        Turned are those lights from me, who fondly yet
        Past joys, vain loves, and buried hopes regret.


        (_End of 1795. Text of 1818_)

        If from my lips some angry accents fell,
        Peevish complaint, or harsh reproof unkind,
        'Twas but the error of a sickly mind
        And troubled thoughts, clouding the purer well,
        And waters clear, of Reason; and for me
        Let this my verse the poor atonement be--
        My verse, which thou to praise wert ever inclined
        Too highly, and with a partial eye to see
        No blemish. Thou to me didst ever shew
        Kindest affection; and would oft-times lend
        An ear to the desponding love-sick lay,
        Weeping my sorrows with me, who repay
        But ill the mighty debt of love I owe,
        Mary, to thee, my sister and my friend.


        (_1795. Text of 1818_)

        We were two pretty babes, the youngest she,
        The youngest, and the loveliest far, I ween,
        And INNOCENCE her name. The time has been,
        We two did love each other's company;
        Time was, we two had wept to have been apart.
        But when by show of seeming good beguil'd,
        I left the garb and manners of a child,
        And my first love for man's society,
        Defiling with the world my virgin heart--
        My loved companion dropped a tear, and fled,
        And hid in deepest shades her awful head.
        Beloved, who shall tell me where thou art--
        In what delicious Eden to be found--
        That I may seek thee the wide world around?




                      CHILDHOOD

        (_Summer, 1796. Text of 1818_)

        In my poor mind it is most sweet to muse
        Upon the days gone by; to act in thought
        Past seasons o'er, and be again a child;
        To sit in fancy on the turf-clad slope,
        Down which the child would roll; to pluck gay flowers,
        Make posies in the sun, which the child's hand,
        (Childhood offended soon, soon reconciled,)
        Would throw away, and strait take up again,
        Then fling them to the winds, and o'er the lawn
        Bound with so playful and so light a foot,
        That the press'd daisy scarce declined her head.




                    THE SABBATH BELLS

        (_Summer, 1796. Text of 1818_)

        The cheerful sabbath bells, wherever heard,
        Strike pleasant on the sense, most like the voice
        Of one, who from the far-off hills proclaims
        Tidings of good to Zion: chiefly when
        Their piercing tones fall _sudden_ on the ear
        Of the contemplant, solitary man,
        Whom thoughts abstruse or high have chanced to lure
        Forth from the walks of men, revolving oft,
        And oft again, hard matter, which eludes
        And baffles his pursuit--thought-sick and tired
        Of controversy, where no end appears,
        No clue to his research, the lonely man
        Half wishes for society again.
        Him, thus engaged, the sabbath bells salute
        _Sudden!_ his heart awakes, his ears drink in
        The cheering music; his relenting soul
        Yearns after all the joys of social life,
        And softens with the love of human kind.




           FANCY EMPLOYED ON DIVINE SUBJECTS

        (_Summer, 1796. Text of 1818_)

        The truant Fancy was a wanderer ever,
        A lone enthusiast maid. She loves to walk
        In the bright visions of empyreal light,
        By the green pastures, and the fragrant meads,
        Where the perpetual flowers of Eden blow;
        By chrystal streams, and by the living waters,
        Along whose margin grows the wondrous tree
        Whose leaves shall heal the nations; underneath
        Whose holy shade a refuge shall be found
        From pain and want, and all the ills that wait
        On mortal life, from sin and death for ever.



              THE TOMB OF DOUGLAS
        _See the Tragedy of that Name_

        (1796)

        When her son, her Douglas died,
        To the steep rock's fearful side
        Fast the frantic Mother hied--

        O'er her blooming warrior dead
        Many a tear did Scotland shed,
        And shrieks of long and loud lament
        From her Grampian hills she sent.

        Like one awakening from a trance,
        She met the shock of[1] Lochlin's lance;
        On her rude invader foe
        Return'd an hundred fold the blow,
        Drove the taunting spoiler home;
          Mournful thence she took her way
        To do observance at the tomb
          Where the son of Douglas lay.

        Round about the tomb did go
        In solemn state and order slow,
        Silent pace, and black attire,
        Earl, or Knight, or good Esquire;
        Whoe'er by deeds of valour done
        In battle had high honours won;
        Whoe'er in their pure veins could trace
        The blood of Douglas' noble race.

        With them the flower of minstrels came,
        And to their cunning harps did frame
        In doleful numbers piercing rhymes,
        Such strains as in the older times
        Had sooth'd the spirit of Fingal,
        Echoing thro' his father's hall.

        "Scottish maidens, drop a tear
        O'er the beauteous Hero's bier!
        Brave youth, and comely 'bove compare,
        All golden shone his burnish'd hair;
        Valour and smiling courtesy
        Play'd in the sun-beams of his eye.
        Clos'd are those eyes that shone so fair,
        And stain'd with blood his yellow hair.
        Scottish maidens, drop a tear
        O'er the beauteous Hero's bier!"

        "Not a tear, I charge you, shed
        For the false Glenalvon dead;
        Unpitied let Glenalvon lie,
        Foul stain to arms and chivalry!"

        "Behind his back the traitor came,
        And Douglas died without his fame.
        Young light of Scotland early spent,
        Thy country thee shall long lament;
        And oft to after-times shall tell,
        In Hope's sweet prime my Hero fell."


[Footnote 1: Denmark.]




               TO CHARLES LLOYD

           _An Unexpected Visitor_

        (_January, 1797. Text of 1818_)


        Alone, obscure, without a friend,
          A cheerless, solitary thing,
        Why seeks, my Lloyd, the stranger out?
          What offering can the stranger bring

        Of social scenes, home-bred delights,
          That him in aught compensate may
        For Stowey's pleasant winter nights,
          For loves and friendships far away?

        In brief oblivion to forego
          Friends, such as thine, so justly dear,
        And be awhile with me content
          To stay, a kindly loiterer, here:

        For this a gleam of random joy
          Hath flush'd my unaccustom'd cheek;
        And, with an o'er-charg'd bursting heart,
          I feel the thanks I cannot speak.

        Oh! sweet are all the Muses' lays,
          And sweet the charm of matin bird;
        'Twas long since these estranged ears
          The sweeter voice of friend had heard.

        The voice hath spoke: the pleasant sounds
          In memory's ear in after time
        Shall live, to sometimes rouse a tear,
          And sometimes prompt an honest rhyme.

        For, when the transient charm is fled,
          And when the little week is o'er,
        To cheerless, friendless, solitude
          When I return, as heretofore,

        Long, long, within my aching heart
          The grateful sense shall cherish'd be;
        I'll think less meanly of myself,
          That Lloyd will sometimes think on me.




                A VISION OF REPENTANCE

        (_1796? Text of 1818_)

        I saw a famous fountain, in my dream,
          Where shady path-ways to a valley led;
        A weeping willow lay upon that stream,
          And all around the fountain brink were spread
        Wide branching trees, with dark green leaf rich clad,
        Forming a doubtful twilight-desolate and sad.

        The place was such, that whoso enter'd in
          Disrobed was of every earthly thought,
        And straight became as one that knew not sin,
          Or to the world's first innocence was brought;
        Enseem'd it now, he stood on holy ground,
        In sweet and tender melancholy wrapt around.

        A most strange calm stole o'er my soothed sprite;
          Long time I stood, and longer had I staid,
        When, lo! I saw, saw by the sweet moon-light,
          Which came in silence o'er that silent shade,
        Where, near the fountain, SOMETHING like DESPAIR
        Made, of that weeping willow, garlands for her hair.

        And eke with painful fingers she inwove
          Many an uncouth stem of savage thorn--
        "The willow garland, _that_ was for her love,
          And _these_ her bleeding temples would adorn."
        With sighs her heart nigh burst, salt tears fast fell,
        As mournfully she bended o'er that sacred well.

        To whom when I addrest myself to speak,
          She lifted up her eyes, and nothing said;
        The delicate red came mantling o'er her cheek,
          And, gath'ring up her loose attire, she fled
        To the dark covert of that woody shade,
        And in her goings seem'd a timid gentle maid.

        Revolving in my mind what this should mean,
          And why that lovely lady plained so;
        Perplex'd in thought at that mysterious scene,
          And doubting if 'twere best to stay or go,
        I cast mine eyes in wistful gaze around,
        When from the shades came slow a small and plaintive sound:

        "PSYCHE am I, who love to dwell
        In these brown shades, this woody dell,
        Where never busy mortal came,
        Till now, to pry upon my shame.

        "At thy feet what thou dost see
        The waters of repentance be,
        Which, night and day, I must augment
        With tears, like a true penitent,

        "If haply so my day of grace
        Be not yet past; and this lone place,
        O'er-shadowy, dark, excludeth hence
        All thoughts but grief and penitence."

        _"Why dost thou weep, thou gentle maid!
        And wherefore in this barren shade
        Thy hidden thoughts with sorrow feed?
        Can thing so fair repentance need?"_

        "O! I have done a deed of shame,
        And tainted is my virgin fame,
        And stain'd the beauteous maiden white,
        In which my bridal robes were dight."

        "_And who the promised spouse, declare:
        And what those bridal garments were._"

        "Severe and saintly righteousness
        Compos'd the clear white bridal dress;
        JESUS, the son of Heaven's high king,
        Bought with his blood the marriage ring.

        "A wretched sinful creature, I
        Deem'd lightly of that sacred tie,
        Gave to a treacherous WORLD my heart,
        And play'd the foolish wanton's part.

        "Soon to these murky shades I came,
        To hide from the sun's light my shame.
        And still I haunt this woody dell,
        And bathe me in that healing well,
        Whose waters clear have influence
        From sin's foul stains the soul to cleanse;
        And, night and day, I them augment
        With tears, like a true penitent,
        Until, due expiation made,
        And fit atonement fully paid,
        The lord and bridegroom me present,
        Where in sweet strains of high consent,
        God's throne before, the Seraphim
        Shall chaunt the extatic marriage hymn."

        "Now Christ restore thee soon "--I said,
        And thenceforth all my dream was fled.




            POEMS WRITTEN IN THE YEARS 1795-98,
                AND NOT REPRINTED BY LAMB




                         SONNET

        _(Summer, 1795)_


        The Lord of Life shakes off his drowsihed,
          And 'gins to sprinkle on the earth below
          Those rays that from his shaken locks do flow;
        Meantime, by truant love of rambling led,
        I turn my back on thy detested walls,
          Proud City! and thy sons I leave behind,
          A sordid, selfish, money-getting kind;
        Brute things, who shut their ears when Freedom calls.

        I pass not thee so lightly, well-known spire,
          That minded me of many a pleasure gone,
          Of merrier days, of love and Islington;
        Kindling afresh the flames of past desire.
          And I shall muse on thee, slow journeying on
          To the green plains of pleasant Hertfordshire.

        1795.




                  TO THE POET COWPER

        _On his Recovery from an Indisposition.
                 Written some Time Back

        (Summer, 1796)_


        Cowper, I thank my God, that thou art heal'd.
        Thine was the sorest malady of all;
        And I am sad to think that it should light
        Upon the worthy head: but thou art heal'd,
        And thou art yet, we trust, the destin'd man,
        Born to re-animate the lyre, whose chords
        Have slumber'd, and have idle lain so long;
        To th' immortal sounding of whose strings
        Did Milton frame the stately-paced verse;
        Among whose wires with lighter finger playing
        Our elder bard, Spencer, a gentler name,
        The lady Muses' dearest darling child,
        Enticed forth the deftest tunes yet heard
        In hall or bower; taking the delicate ear
        Of the brave Sidney, and the Maiden Queen.
        Thou, then, take up the mighty epic strain,
        Cowper, of England's bards the wisest and the best!

        _December 1, 1796._




        LINES

        _Addressed, from London, to Sara and S.T.C. at Bristol,
        in the Summer of 1796._


        Was it so hard a thing?  I did but ask
        A fleeting holiday, a little week.

        What, if the jaded steer, who, all day long,
        Had borne the heat and burthen of the plough,
        When ev'ning came, and her sweet cooling hour,
        Should seek to wander in a neighbour copse,
        Where greener herbage wav'd, or clearer streams
        Invited him to slake his burning thirst?
        The man were crabbed who should say him nay;
        The man were churlish who should drive him thence.

        A blessing light upon your worthy heads,
        Ye hospitable pair! I may not come
        To catch, on Clifden's heights, the summer gale;
        I may not come to taste the Avon wave;
        Or, with mine eye intent on Redcliffe tow'rs,
        To muse in tears on that mysterious youth,
        Cruelly slighted, who, in evil hour,
        Shap'd his advent'rous course to London walls!
        Complaint, be gone! and, ominous thoughts, away!
        Take up, my Song, take up a merrier strain;
        For yet again, and lo! from Avon's vales,
        Another Minstrel[2] cometh. Youth endear'd,
        God and good Angels guide thee on thy road,
        And gentler fortunes 'wait the friends I love!

[Footnote 2: "From vales where Avon winds, the Minstrel came."
COLERIDGE'S _Monody on Chatterton._]




                    SONNET TO A FRIEND

        _(End of 1796)_


        Friend of my earliest years and childish days,
          My joys, my sorrows, thou with me hast shar'd
          Companion dear, and we alike have far'd
        (Poor pilgrims we) thro' life's unequal ways.
        It were unwisely done, should we refuse
          To cheer our path as featly as we may,
        Our lonely path to cheer, as trav'llers use,
          With merry song, quaint tale, or roundelay;
        And we will sometimes talk past troubles o'er,
          Of mercies shewn, and all our sickness heal'd,
          And in his judgments God rememb'ring love;
        And we will learn to praise God evermore,
          For those glad tidings of great joy reveal'd
          By that sooth Messenger sent from above.



                      TO A YOUNG LADY

        _(Early, 1797)_


        Hard is the heart that does not melt with ruth,
        When care sits, cloudy, on the brow of youth;
        When bitter griefs the female bosom swell,
        And Beauty meditates a fond farewell
        To her lov'd native land, prepar'd to roam,
        And seek in climes afar the peace denied at home.
        The Muse, with glance prophetic, sees her stand
        (Forsaken, silent lady) on the strand
        Of farthest India, sick'ning at the roar
        Of each dull wave, slow dash'd upon the shore;
        Sending, at intervals, an aching eye
        O'er the wide waters, vainly, to espy
        The long-expected bark, in which to find
        Some tidings of a world she left behind.
        At such a time shall start the gushing tear,
        For scenes her childhood lov'd, now doubly dear.
        At such a time shall frantic mem'ry wake
        Pangs of remorse, for slighted England's sake;
        And for the sake of many a tender tie
        Of love, or friendship, pass'd too lightly by.
        Unwept, unhonour'd, 'midst an alien race,
        And the _cold_ looks of many a _stranger_ face,
        How will her poor heart bleed, and chide the day,
        That from her country took her far away.




                LIVING WITHOUT GOD IN THE WORLD

        _(? 1798)_


        Mystery of God! thou brave and beauteous world,
        Made fair with light and shade and stars and flowers,
        Made fearful and august with woods and rocks,
        Jagg'd precipice, black mountain, sea in storms,
        Sun, over all, that no co-rival owns,
        But thro' Heaven's pavement rides as in despite
        Or mockery of the littleness of man!
        I see a mighty arm, by man unseen,
        Resistless, not to be controul'd, that guides,
        In solitude of unshared energies,
        All these thy ceaseless miracles, O world!
        Arm of the world, I view thee, and I muse
        On Man, who, trusting in his mortal strength,
        Leans on a shadowy staff, a staff of dreams.
        We consecrate our total hopes and fears
        To idols, flesh and blood, our love, (heaven's due)
        Our praise and admiration; praise bestowed
        By man on man, and acts of worship done
        To a kindred nature, certes do reflect
        Some portion of the glory and rays oblique
        Upon the politic worshipper,--so man
        Extracts a pride from his humility.
        Some braver spirits of the modern stamp
        Affect a Godhead nearer: these talk loud
        Of mind, and independent intellect,
        Of energies omnipotent in man,
        And man of his own fate artificer;
        Yea of his own life Lord, and of the days
        Of his abode on earth, when time shall be,
        That life immortal shall become an art,
        Or Death, by chymic practices deceived,
        Forego the scent, which for six thousand years
        Like a good hound he has followed, or at length
        More manners learning, and a decent sense
        And reverence of a philosophic world,
        Relent, and leave to prey on carcasses.

        But these are fancies of a few: the rest,
        Atheists, or Deists only in the name,
        By word or deed deny a God. They eat
        Their daily bread, and draw the breath of heaven
        Without or thought or thanks; heaven's roof to them
        Is but a painted ceiling hung with lamps,
        No more, that lights them to their purposes.
        They wander "loose about," they nothing see,
        Themselves except, and creatures like themselves,
        Short-liv'd, short-sighted, impotent to save.
        So on their dissolute spirits, soon or late,
        Destruction cometh "like an armed man,"
        Or like a dream of murder in the night,
        Withering their mortal faculties, and breaking
        The bones of all their pride.





              POEMS FROM _BLANK VERSE_, BY
           CHARLES LLOYD AND CHARLES LAMB, 1798


                    TO CHARLES LLOYD

        A stranger, and alone, I past those scenes
        We past so late together; and my heart
        Felt something like desertion, when I look'd
        Around me, and the well-known voice of friend
        Was absent, and the cordial look was there
        No more to smile on me. I thought on Lloyd;
        All he had been to me. And now I go
        Again to mingle with a world impure,
        With men who make a mock of holy things
        Mistaken, and of man's best hope think scorn.
        The world does much to warp the heart of man,
        And I may sometimes join its ideot laugh.
        Of this I now complain not. Deal with me,
        Omniscient Father! as thou judgest best,
        And in thy season _tender_ thou my heart.
        I pray not for myself; I pray for him
        Whose soul is sore perplex'd: shine thou on him,
        Father of Lights! and in the difficult paths
        Make plain his way before him. His own thoughts
        May he not think, his own ends not pursue;
        So shall he best perform thy will on earth.
        Greatest and Best, thy will be ever ours!

        _August_, 1797.




          WRITTEN ON THE DAY OF MY AUNT'S FUNERAL


        Thou too art dead, ----! very kind
        Hast thou been to me in my childish days,
        Thou best good creature. I have not forgot
        How thou didst love thy Charles, when he was yet
        A prating schoolboy: I have not forgot
        The busy joy on that important day,
        When, child-like, the poor wanderer was content
        To leave the bosom of parental love,
        His childhood's play-place, and his early home,
        For the rude fosterings of a stranger's hand,
        Hard uncouth tasks, and school-boy's scanty fare.
        How did thine eye peruse him round and round,
        And hardly know him in his yellow coats[3],
        Red leathern belt, and gown of russet blue!
        Farewell, good aunt!
        Go thou, and occupy the same grave-bed
        Where the dead mother lies.
        Oh my dear mother, oh thou dear dead saint!
        Where's now that placid face, where oft hath sat
        A mother's smile, to think her son should thrive
        In this bad world, when she was dead and gone;
        And when a tear hath sat (take shame, O son!)
        When that same child has prov'd himself unkind.
        One parent yet is left--a wretched thing,
        A sad survivor of his buried wife,
        A palsy-smitten, childish, old, old man,
        A semblance most forlorn of what he was,
        A merry cheerful man. A merrier man,
        A man more apt to frame matter for mirth,
        Mad jokes, and anticks for a Christmas eve;
        Making life social, and the laggard time
        To move on nimbly, never yet did cheer
        The little circle of domestic friends.

        _February_, 1797.


[Footnote 3: The dress of Christ's Hospital,]




             WRITTEN A YEAR AFTER THE EVENTS

        Alas! how am I chang'd! Where be the tears,
        The sobs, and forc'd suspensions of the breath,
        And all the dull desertions of the heart,
        With which I hung o'er my dead mother's corse?
        Where be the blest subsidings of the storm
        Within, the sweet resignedness of hope
        Drawn heavenward, and strength of filial love
        In which I bow'd me to my father's will?

        My God, and my Redeemer! keep not thou
        My soul in brute and sensual thanklessness
        Seal'd up; oblivious ever of that dear grace,
        And health restor'd to my long-loved friend,
        Long-lov'd, and worthy known. Thou didst not leave
        Her soul in death! O leave not now, my Lord,
        Thy servants in far worse, in spiritual death!
        And darkness blacker than those feared shadows
        Of the valley all must tread. Lend us thy balms,
        Thou dear Physician of the sin-sick soul,
        And heal our cleansed bosoms of the wounds
        With which the world has pierc'd us thro' and thro'.
        Give us new flesh, new birth. Elect of heav'n
        May we become; in thine election sure
        Contain'd, and to one purpose stedfast drawn,
        Our soul's salvation!

                              Thou, and I, dear friend,
        With filial recognition sweet, shall know
        One day the face of our dear mother in heaven;
        And her remember'd looks of love shall greet
        With looks of answering love; her placid smiles
        Meet with a smile as placid, and her hand
        With drops of fondness wet, nor fear repulse.
        Be witness for me, Lord, I do not ask
        Those days of vanity to return again
        (Nor fitting me to ask, nor thee to give),
        Vain loves and wanderings with a fair-hair'd maid,
        Child of the dust as I am, who so long
        My captive heart steep'd in idolatry
        And creature-loves. Forgive me, O my Maker!
        If in a mood of grief I sin almost
        In sometimes brooding on the days long past,
        And from the grave of time wishing them back,
        Days of a mother's fondness to her child,
        Her little one.

                        O where be now those sports,
        And infant play-games? where the joyous troops
        Of children, and the haunts I did so love?
        O my companions, O ye loved names
        Of friend or playmate dear; gone are ye now;
        Gone diverse ways; to honour and credit some,
        And some, I fear, to ignominy and shame!
        I only am left, with unavailing grief
        To mourn one parent dead, and see one live
        Of all life's joys bereft and desolate:
        Am left with a few friends, and one, above
        The rest, found faithful in a length of years,
        Contented as I may, to bear me on
        To the not unpeaceful evening of a day
        Made black by morning storms!

        _September_, 1797.




           WRITTEN SOON AFTER THE PRECEDING POEM

        Thou should'st have longer liv'd, and to the grave
        Have peacefully gone down in full old age!
        Thy children would have tended thy gray hairs.
        We might have sat, as we have often done,
        By our fireside, and talk'd whole nights away,
        Old times, old friends, and old events recalling;
        With many a circumstance, of trivial note,
        To memory dear, and of importance grown.
        How shall we tell them in a stranger's ear?
        A wayward son ofttimes was I to thee;
        And yet, in all our little bickerings,
        Domestic jars, there was, I know not what,
        Of tender feeling, that were ill exchang'd
        For this world's chilling friendships, and their smiles
        Familiar, whom the heart calls strangers still.
        A heavy lot hath he, most wretched man!
        Who lives the last of all his family.
        He looks around him, and his eye discerns
        The face of the stranger, and his heart is sick.
        Man of the world, what canst thou do for him?
        Wealth is a burden, which he could not bear;
        Mirth a strange crime, the which he dares not act;
        And wine no cordial, but a bitter cup.
        For wounds like his Christ is the only cure,
        And gospel promises are his by right,
        For these were given to the poor in heart.
        Go, preach thou to him of a world to come,
        Where friends shall meet, and know each other's face.
        Say less than this, and say it to the winds.

        _October_, 1797.





           WRITTEN ON CHRISTMAS DAY, 1797

        I am a widow'd thing, now thou art gone!
        Now thou art gone, my own familiar friend,
        Companion, sister, help-mate, counsellor!
        Alas! that honour'd mind, whose sweet reproof
        And meekest wisdom in times past have smooth'd
        The unfilial harshness of my foolish speech,
        And made me loving to my parents old,
        (Why is this so, ah God! why is this so?)
        That honour'd mind become a fearful blank,
        Her senses lock'd up, and herself kept out
        From human sight or converse, while so many
        Of the foolish sort are left to roam at large,
        Doing all acts of folly, and sin, and shame?
        Thy paths are mystery!

                              Yet I will not think,
        Sweet friend, but we shall one day meet, and live
        In quietness, and die so, fearing God.
        Or if _not_, and these false suggestions be
        A fit of the weak nature, loth to part
        With what it lov'd so long, and held so dear;
        If thou art to be taken, and I left
        (More sinning, yet unpunish'd, save in thee),
        It is the will of God, and we are clay
        In the potter's hands; and, at the worst, are made
        From absolute nothing, vessels of disgrace,
        Till, his most righteous purpose wrought in us,
        Our purified spirits find their perfect rest.




                THE OLD FAMILIAR FACES

        (_January_, 1798. _Text of_ 1818)

        I have had playmates, I have had companions,
        In my days of childhood, in my joyful school-days,
        All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

        I have been laughing, I have been carousing,
        Drinking late, sitting late, with my bosom cronies,
        All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

        I loved a love once, fairest among women;
        Closed are her doors on me, I must not see her--
        All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

        I have a friend, a kinder friend has no man;
        Like an ingrate, I left my friend abruptly;
        Left him, to muse on the old familiar faces.

        Ghost-like, I paced round the haunts of my childhood.
        Earth seemed a desart I was bound to traverse,
        Seeking to find the old familiar faces.

        Friend of my bosom, thou more than a brother,
        Why wert not thou born in my father's dwelling?
        So might we talk of the old familiar faces--

        How some they have died, and some they have left me,
        And some are taken from me; all are departed;
        All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.




                  COMPOSED AT MIDNIGHT

        (1797? _Text of_ 1818)


        From broken visions of perturbed rest
        I wake, and start, and fear to sleep again.
        How total a privation of all sounds,
        Sights, and familiar objects, man, bird, beast,
        Herb, tree, or flower, and prodigal light of heaven.
        'Twere some relief to catch the drowsy cry
        Of the mechanic watchman, or the noise
        Of revel reeling home from midnight cups.
        Those are the moanings of the dying man,
        Who lies in the upper chamber; restless moans,
        And interrupted only by a cough
        Consumptive, torturing the wasted lungs.
        So in the bitterness of death he lies,
        And waits in anguish for the morning's light.
        What can that do for him, or what restore?
        Short taste, faint sense, affecting notices,
        And little images of pleasures past,
        Of health, and active life--health not yet slain,
        Nor the other grace of life, a good name, sold
        For sin's black wages. On his tedious bed
        He writhes, and turns him from the accusing light,
        And finds no comfort in the sun, but says
        "When night comes I shall get a little rest."
        Some few groans more, death comes, and there an end.
        'Tis darkness and conjecture all beyond;
        Weak Nature fears, though Charity must hope,
        And Fancy, most licentious on such themes
        Where decent reverence well had kept her mute,
        Hath o'er-stock'd hell with devils, and brought down,
        By her enormous fablings and mad lies,
        Discredit on the gospel's serious truths
        And salutary fears. The man of parts,
        Poet, or prose declaimer, on his couch
        Lolling, like one indifferent, fabricates
        A heaven of gold, where he, and such as he,
        Their heads encompassed with crowns, their heels
        With fine wings garlanded, shall tread the stars
        Beneath their feet, heaven's pavement, far removed
        From damned spirits, and the torturing cries
        Of men, his breth'ren, fashioned of the earth,
        As he was, nourish'd with the self-same bread,
        Belike his kindred or companions once--
        Through everlasting ages now divorced,
        In chains and savage torments to repent
        Short years of folly on earth. Their groans unheard
        In heav'n, the saint nor pity feels, nor care,
        For those thus sentenced--pity might disturb
        The delicate sense and most divine repose
        Of spirits angelical. Blessed be God,
        The measure of his judgments is not fixed
        By man's erroneous standard. He discerns
        No such inordinate difference and vast
        Betwixt the sinner and the saint, to doom
        Such disproportion'd fates. Compared with him,
        No man on earth is holy called: they best
        Stand in his sight approved, who at his feet
        Their little crowns of virtue cast, and yield
        To him of his own works the praise, his due.





        Poems at the End of _John Woodvil_,
                        1802




                       HELEN

        _By Mary Lamb_

        (_Summer_, 1800. _Text of_ 1818)


        High-born Helen, round your dwelling
          These twenty years I've paced in vain:
        Haughty beauty, thy lover's duty
          Hath been to glory in his pain.

        High-born Helen, plainly telling
          Stories of thy cold disdain;
        I starve, I die, now you comply,
          And I no longer can complain.

        These twenty years I've lived on tears.
          Dwelling for ever on a frown;
        On sighs I've fed, your scorn my bread;
          I perish now you kind are grown.

        Can I, who loved my beloved
          But for the scorn "was in her eye,"
        Can I be moved for my beloved,
          When she "returns me sigh for sigh?"

        In stately pride, by my bed-side,
          High-born Helen's portrait's hung;
        Deaf to my praise, my mournful lays
          Are nightly to the portrait sung.

        To that I weep, nor ever sleep,
          Complaining all night long to her--
        _Helen, grown old, no longer cold_,
          _Said_, "you to all men I prefer."




                         BALLAD

        _From the German_

        (_Spring, 1800. Text of 1818_)


        The clouds are blackening, the storms threatening,
          And ever the forest maketh a moan:
        Billows are breaking, the damsel's heart aching,
          Thus by herself she singeth alone,
        Weeping right plenteously.

        "The world is empty, the heart is dead surely,
          In this world plainly all seemeth amiss:
        To thy breast, holy one, take now thy little one,
         I have had earnest of all earth's bliss,
        Living right lovingly."




            HYPOCHONDRIACUS

        (_October, 1800. Text of 1818_)


        By myself walking,
        To myself talking,
        When as I ruminate
        On my untoward fate,
        Scarcely seem I
        Alone sufficiently,
        Black thoughts continually
        Crowding my privacy;
        They come unbidden,
        Like foes at a wedding,
        Thrusting their faces
        In better guests' places,
        Peevish and malecontent,
        Clownish, impertinent,
        Dashing the merriment:
        So in like fashions
        Dim cogitations
        Follow and haunt me,
        Striving to daunt me.
        In my heart festering,
        In my ears whispering,
        "Thy friends are treacherous,
        Thy foes are dangerous,
        Thy dreams ominous."

        Fierce Anthropophagi,
        Spectra, Diaboli,
        What scared St. Anthony,
        Hobgoblins, Lemures,
        Dreams of Antipodes,
        Night-riding Incubi
        Troubling the fantasy,
        All dire illusions
        Causing confusions;
        Figments heretical,
        Scruples fantastical,
        Doubts diabolical,
        Abaddon vexeth me,
        Mahu perplexeth me,
        Lucifer teareth me----

_Jesu! Maria! liberate nos ab his diris tentationibus Inimici_.





                        A BALLAD:

        _Noting the Difference of Rich and Poor, in the Ways of a
        Rich Noble's Palace and a Poor Workhouse_

        _To the tune of the "Old and Young Courtier"_

        (_August, 1800. Text of 1818_)


        In a costly palace Youth goes clad in gold;
        In a wretched workhouse Age's limbs are cold:
        There they sit, the old men by a shivering fire,
        Still close and closer cowering, warmth is their desire.

        In a costly palace, when the brave gallants dine,
        They have store of good venison, with old canary wine,
        With singing and music to heighten the cheer;
        Coarse bits, with grudging, are the pauper's best fare.

        In a costly palace Youth is still carest
        By a train of attendants which laugh at my young Lord's jest;
        In a wretched workhouse the contrary prevails:
        Does Age begin to prattle?--no man heark'neth to his tales.

        In a costly palace if the child with a pin
        Do but chance to prick a finger, strait the doctor is called in;
        In a wretched workhouse men are left to perish
        For want of proper cordials, which their old age might cherish,

        In a costly palace Youth enjoys his lust;
        In a wretched workhouse Age, in corners thrust,
        Thinks upon the former days, when he was well to do,
        Had children to stand by him, both friends and kinsmen too.

        In a costly palace Youth his temples hides
        With a new devised peruke that reaches to his sides;
        In a wretched workhouse Age's crown is bare,
        With a few thin locks just to fence out the cold air.

        In peace, as in war, 'tis our young gallants' pride,
        To walk, each one i' the streets, with a rapier by his side,
        That none to do them injury may have pretence;
        Wretched Age, in poverty, must brook offence.




        POEMS IN CHARLES LAMB'S _WORKS_ 1818,
        NOT PREVIOUSLY PRINTED IN THE PRESENT VOLUME;
        TOGETHER WITH REFERENCES TO THOSE POEMS
        THAT HAVE BEEN PREVIOUSLY PRINTED




                    HESTER

        (_February, 1803_)


        When maidens such as Hester die,
            Their place ye may not well supply,
        Though ye among a thousand try,
            With vain endeavour.

        A month or more hath she been dead,
        Yet cannot I by force be led
        To think upon the wormy bed,
            And her together.

        A springy motion in her gait,
        A rising step, did indicate
        Of pride and joy no common rate,
            That flush'd her spirit.

        I know not by what name beside
        I shall it call:--if 'twas not pride,
        It was a joy to that allied,
            She did inherit.

        Her parents held the Quaker rule,
        Which doth the human feeling cool,
        But she was train'd in Nature's school,
            Nature had blest her.

        A waking eye, a prying mind,
        A heart that stirs, is hard to bind,
        A hawk's keen sight ye cannot blind,
            Ye could not Hester.

        My sprightly neighbour, gone before
        To that unknown and silent shore,
        Shall we not meet, as heretofore,
            Some summer morning,

        When from thy cheerful eyes a ray
        Hath struck a bliss upon the day,
        A bliss that would not go away,
            A sweet fore-warning?


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_Here came "To Charles Lloyd" See page 12.

Here came "The Three Friends" followed by "To a River in which a Child
was drowned," first printed in "Poetry for Children" 1809. See vol. iii.
of this edition, page 416.

Here came "The Old Familiar Faces." See page 25.

Here came "Helen" by Mary Lamb. See page 28.

Here came "A Vision of Repentance." See page 13._


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          DIALOGUE BETWEEN A MOTHER AND CHILD

        (_By Mary Lamb. 1804_)


        CHILD
        "O Lady, lay your costly robes aside,
        No longer may you glory in your pride."


        MOTHER
        "Wherefore to-day art singing in mine ear
        Sad songs, were made so long ago, my dear;
        This day I am to be a bride, you know,
        Why sing sad songs, were made so long ago?"


        CHILD
        "O, mother, lay your costly robes aside,
        For you may never be another's bride.
        _That_ line I learn'd not in the old sad song."

        MOTHER
        "I pray thee, pretty one, now hold thy tongue,
        Play with the bride-maids, and be glad, my boy,
        For thou shall be a second father's joy."

        CHILD
        "One father fondled me upon his knee.
        One father is enough, alone, for me."



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_Here came "Queen Oriana's Dream" from "Poetry for Children" See vol.
iii. page 480.

Here came "A Ballad Noting the Difference of Rich and Poor." See page
30.

Here came "Hypochondriacus." See page 29._



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              A FAREWELL TO TOBACCO
          (1805)

          May the Babylonish curse
          Strait confound my stammering verse,
          If I can a passage see
          In this word-perplexity,
          Or a fit expression find,
          Or a language to my mind,
          (Still the phrase is wide or scant)
          To take leave of thee, GREAT PLANT!
          Or in any terms relate
          Half my love, or half my hate:
          For I hate, yet love, thee so,
          That, whichever thing I shew,
          The plain truth will seem to be
          A constrain'd hyperbole,
          And the passion to proceed
          More from a mistress than a weed.
          Sooty retainer to the vine,
          Bacchus' black servant, negro fine;
          Sorcerer, that mak'st us dote upon
          Thy begrimed complexion,
          And, for thy pernicious sake,
          More and greater oaths to break
          Than reclaimed lovers take
          'Gainst women: thou thy siege dost lay
          Much too in the female way,
          While thou suck'st the lab'ring breath
          Faster than kisses or than death.

          Thou in such a cloud dost bind us,
          That our worst foes cannot find us,
          And ill fortune, that would thwart us,
          Shoots at rovers, shooting at us;
          While each man, thro' thy height'ning steam,
          Does like a smoking Etna seem,
          And all about us does express
          (Fancy and wit in richest dress)
          A Sicilian fruitfulness.

            Thou through such a mist dost shew us,
          That our best friends do not know us,
          And, for those allowed features,
          Due to reasonable creatures,
          Liken'st us to fell Chimeras,
          Monsters that, who see us, fear us;
          Worse than Cerberus or Geryon,
          Or, who first lov'd a cloud, Ixion.

            Bacchus we know, and we allow
          His tipsy rites. But what art thou,
          That but by reflex can'st shew
          What his deity can do,
          As the false Egyptian spell
          Aped the true Hebrew miracle?
          Some few vapours thou may'st raise,
          The weak brain may serve to amaze,
          But to the reigns and nobler heart
          Can'st nor life nor heat impart.

            Brother of Bacchus, later born,
          The old world was sure forlorn,
          Wanting thee, that aidest more
          The god's victories than before
          All his panthers, and the brawls
          Of his piping Bacchanals.
          These, as stale, we disallow,
          Or judge of _thee_ meant; only thou
          His true Indian conquest art;
          And, for ivy round his dart,
          The reformed god now weaves
          A finer thyrsus of thy leaves.

            Scent to match thy rich perfume
          Chemic art did ne'er presume
          Through her quaint alembic strain,
          None so sov'reign to the brain.
          Nature, that did in thee excel,
          Fram'd again no second smell.
          Roses, violets, but toys
          For the smaller sort of boys,
          Or for greener damsels meant;
          Thou art the only manly scent.

            Stinking'st of the stinking kind,
          Filth of the mouth and fog of the mind,
          Africa, that brags her foyson,
          Breeds no such prodigious poison,
          Henbane, nightshade, both together,
          Hemlock, aconite------

              Nay, rather,
          Plant divine, of rarest virtue;
          Blisters on the tongue would hurt you.
          'Twas but in a sort I blam'd thee;
          None e'er prosper'd who defam'd thee;
          Irony all, and feign'd abuse,
          Such as perplext lovers use,
          At a need, when, in despair
          To paint forth their fairest fair,
          Or in part but to express
          That exceeding comeliness
          Which their fancies doth so strike,
          They borrow language of dislike;
          And, instead of Dearest Miss,
          Jewel, Honey, Sweetheart, Bliss,
          And those forms of old admiring,
          Call her Cockatrice and Siren,
          Basilisk, and all that's evil,
          Witch, Hyena, Mermaid, Devil,

          Ethiop, Wench, and Blackamoor,
          Monkey, Ape, and twenty more;
          Friendly Trait'ress, loving Foe,--
          Not that she is truly so,
          But no other way they know
          A contentment to express,
          Borders so upon excess,
          That they do not rightly wot
          Whether it be pain or not.

            Or, as men, constrain'd to part
          With what's nearest to their heart,
          While their sorrow's at the height,
          Lose discrimination quite,
          And their hasty wrath let fall,
          To appease their frantic gall,
          On the darling thing whatever
          Whence they feel it death to sever,
          Though it be, as they, perforce,
          Guiltless of the sad divorce.

          For I must (nor let it grieve thee,
          Friendliest of plants, that I must) leave thee.
          For thy sake, TOBACCO, I
          Would do any thing but die,
          And but seek to extend my days
          Long enough to sing thy praise.
          But, as she, who once hath been
          A king's consort, is a queen
          Ever after, nor will bate
          Any tittle of her state,
          Though a widow, or divorced,
          So I, from thy converse forced,
          The old name and style retain,
          A right Katherine of Spain;
          And a seat, too,'mongst the joys
          Of the blest Tobacco Boys;
          Where, though I, by sour physician,
          Am debarr'd the full fruition
          Of thy favours, I may catch
          Some collateral sweets, and snatch
          Sidelong odours, that give life
          Like glances from a neighbour's wife;
          And still live in the by-places
          And the suburbs of thy graces;
          And in thy borders take delight,
          An unconquer'd Canaanite.




                   TO T.L.H.

          _A Child_

          (1814)


            Model of thy parent dear,
          Serious infant worth a fear:
          In thy unfaultering visage well
          Picturing forth the son of TELL,
          When on his forehead, firm and good,
          Motionless mark, the apple stood;
          Guileless traitor, rebel mild,
          Convict unconscious, culprit-child!
          Gates that close with iron roar
          Have been to thee thy nursery door;
          Chains that chink in cheerless cells
          Have been thy rattles and thy bells;
          Walls contrived for giant sin
          Have hemmed thy faultless weakness in;
          Near thy sinless bed black Guilt
          Her discordant house hath built,
          And filled it with her monstrous brood--
          Sights, by thee not understood--
          Sights of fear, and of distress,
          That pass a harmless infant's guess!

            But the clouds, that overcast
          Thy young morning, may not last.
          Soon shall arrive the rescuing hour,
          That yields thee up to Nature's power.
          Nature, that so late doth greet thee,
          Shall in o'er-flowing measure meet thee.
          She shall recompense with cost
          For every lesson thou hast lost.
          Then wandering up thy sire's lov'd hill[4],
          Thou shall take thy airy fill
          Of health and pastime. _Birds shall sing
          For thy delight each May morning._
          'Mid new-yean'd lambkins thou shalt play,
          Hardly less a lamb than they.
          Then thy prison's lengthened bound
          Shall be the horizon skirting round.
          And, while thou fillest thy lap with flowers,
          To make amends for wintery hours,
          The breeze, the sunshine, and the place,
          Shall from thy tender brow efface
          Each vestige of untimely care,
          That sour restraint had graven there;
          And on thy every look impress
          A more excelling childishness.
          So shall be thy days beguil'd,
          THORNTON HUNT, my favourite child.


[Footnote 4: Hampstead.]



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_Here came "Ballad from the German." See page 29.

Here came "David in the Cave of Aditllam" by Mary

Lamb, from "Poetry for Children." See vol. iii. page 486._



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                    SALOME

   (_By Mary Lamb. Probably_ 1808 _or_ 1809)


        Once on a charger there was laid,
        And brought before a royal maid,
        As price of attitude and grace,
        A guiltless head, a holy face.

          It was on Herod's natal day,
        Who, o'er Judea's land held sway.
        He married his own brother's wife,
        Wicked Herodias. She the life
        Of John the Baptist long had sought,
        Because he openly had taught
        That she a life unlawful led,
        Having her husband's brother wed.

          This was he, that saintly John,
        Who in the wilderness alone
        Abiding, did for clothing wear
        A garment made of camel's hair;

        Honey and locusts were his food,
        And he was most severely good.
        He preached penitence and tears,
        And waking first the sinner's fears,
        Prepared a path, made smooth a way,
        For his diviner master's day.

          Herod kept in princely state
        His birth-day. On his throne he sate,
        After the feast, beholding her
        Who danced with grace peculiar;
        Fair Salome, who did excel
        All in that land for dancing well.
        The feastful monarch's heart was fired,
        And whatsoe'er thing she desired.
        Though half his kingdom it should be,
        He in his pleasure swore that he
        Would give the graceful Salome.
        The damsel was Herodias' daughter:
        She to the queen hastes, and besought her
        To teach her what great gift to name.
        Instructed by Herodias, came
        The damsel back; to Herod said,
        "Give me John the Baptist's head;
        And in a charger let it be
        Hither straitway brought to me."
        Herod her suit would fain deny,
        But for his oath's sake must comply.

          When painters would by art express
        Beauty in unloveliness,
        Thee, Herodias' daughter, thee,
        They fittest subject take to be.
        They give thy form and features grace;
        But ever in thy beauteous face
        They shew a steadfast cruel gaze,
        An eye unpitying; and amaze
        In all beholders deep they mark,
        That thou betrayest not one spark
        Of feeling for the ruthless deed,
        That did thy praiseful dance succeed
        For on the head they make you look,
        As if a sullen joy you took,
        A cruel triumph, wicked pride,
        That for your sport a saint had died.




                          LINES

    _Suggested by a Picture of Two Females by Lionardo da Vinci._

    (_By Mary Lamb_. 1804)


    The Lady Blanch, regardless of all her lovers' fears,
    To the Urs'line convent hastens, and long the Abbess hears.
    "O Blanch, my child, repent ye of the courtly life ye lead."
    Blanch looked on a rose-bud and little seem'd to heed.
    She looked on the rose-bud, she looked round, and thought
    On all her heart had whisper'd, and all the Nun had taught.
    "I am worshipped by lovers, and brightly shines my fame,
    All Christendom resoundeth the noble Blanch's name.
    Nor shall I quickly wither like the rose-bud from the tree,
    My queen-like graces shining when my beauty's gone from me.
    But when the sculptur'd marble is raised o'er my head,
    And the matchless Blanch lies lifeless among the noble dead,
    This saintly lady Abbess hath made me justly fear,
    It nothing will avail me that I were worshipp'd here."




                            LINES

        _On the Same Picture being Removed to make
        Place for a Portrait of a Lady by Titian._

        (_By Mary Lamb_. 1805)


        Who art thou, fair one, who usurp'st the place
        Of Blanch, the lady of the matchless grace?
        Come, fair and pretty, tell to me,
        Who, in thy life-time, thou might'st be.
        Thou pretty art and fair,
        But with the lady Blanch thou never must compare.
        No need for Blanch her history to tell;
        Whoever saw her face, they there did read it well.
        But when I look on thee, I only know
        There lived a pretty maid some hundred years ago.




                         LINES

        _On the Celebrated Picture by Lionardo da Vinci,
        called The Virgin of the Rocks._

        (? 1805)


        While young John runs to greet
        The greater Infant's feet,
        The Mother standing by, with trembling passion
        Of devout admiration,
        Beholds the engaging mystic play, and pretty adoration;
        Nor knows as yet the full event
        Of those so low beginnings,
        From whence we date our winnings,
        But wonders at the intent
        Of those new rites, and what that strange child-worship meant.
        But at her side
        An angel doth abide,
        With such a perfect joy
        As no dim doubts alloy,
        An intuition,
        A glory, an amenity,
        Passing the dark condition
        Of blind humanity,
        As if he surely knew
        All the blest wonders should ensue,
        Or he had lately left the upper sphere,
        And had read all the sovran schemes and divine riddles there.




                      ON THE SAME

          (_By Mary Lamb_. 1805)


          Maternal lady with the virgin grace,
          Heaven-born thy Jesus seemeth sure,
          And of a virgin pure.
          Lady most perfect, when thy sinless face
          Men look upon, they wish to be
          A Catholic, Madonna fair, to worship thee.




                       SONNETS


                    TO MISS KELLY

        You are not, Kelly, of the common strain,
        That stoop their pride and female honor down
        To please that many-headed beast _the town_,
        And vend their lavish smiles and tricks for gain;
        By fortune thrown amid the actor's train,
        You keep your native dignity of thought;
        The plaudits that attend you come unsought,
        As tributes due unto your natural vein.
        Your tears have passion in them, and a grace
        Of genuine freshness, which our hearts avow;
        Your smiles are winds whose ways we cannot trace,
        That vanish and return we know not how--
        And please the better from a pensive face,
        And thoughtful eye, and a reflecting brow.




        ON THE SIGHT OF SWANS IN KENSINGTON GARDEN

        Queen-bird that sittest on thy shining nest,
        And thy young cygnets without sorrow hatchest,
        And thou, thou other royal bird, that watchest
        Lest the white mother wandering feet molest:
        Shrined are your offspring in a chrystal cradle,
        Brighter than Helen's ere she yet had burst
        Her shelly prison. They shall be born at first
        Strong, active, graceful, perfect, swan-like able
        To tread the land or waters with security.
        Unlike poor human births, conceived in sin,
        In grief brought forth, both outwardly and in
        Confessing weakness, error, and impurity.
        Did heavenly creatures own succession's line,
        The births of heaven like to your's would shine.



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_Here came "Was it some sweet device." See page_ 4.

_Here came "Methinks how dainty sweet." See page_ 5.

_Here came "When last I roved." See page_ 8.

_Here came "A timid grace" See page_ 8.

_Here came "If from my lips." See page_ 9.



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                   THE FAMILY NAME

        What reason first imposed thee, gentle name,
        Name that my father bore, and his sire's sire,
        Without reproach? we trace our stream no higher;
        And I, a childless man, may end the same.
        Perchance some shepherd on Lincolnian plains,
        In manners guileless as his own sweet flocks,
        Received the first amid the merry mocks
        And arch allusions of his fellow swains.
        Perchance from Salem's holier fields returned,
        With glory gotten on the heads abhorr'd
        Of faithless Saracens, some martial lord
        Took HIS meek title, in whose zeal he burn'd.
        Whate'er the fount whence thy beginnings came,
        No deed of mine shall shame thee, gentle name.




                   TO JOHN LAMB, ESQ.

        _Of the South-Sea House_

        John, you were figuring in the gay career
        Of blooming manhood with a young man's joy,
        When I was yet a little peevish boy--
        Though time has made the difference disappear
        Betwixt our ages, which _then_ seemed so great--
        And still by rightful custom you retain
        Much of the old authoritative strain,
        And keep the elder brother up in state.
        O! you do well in this. 'Tis man's worst deed
        To let the "things that have been" run to waste,
        And in the unmeaning present sink the past:
        In whose dim glass even now I faintly read
        Old buried forms, and faces long ago,
        Which you, and I, and one more, only know.



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_Here came "O! I could laugh." See page_ 5.

_Here came "We were two pretty babes." See page_ 9.

_Here came, under the heading "Blank Verse," "Childhood," see page 9;
"The Grandame," see page 6; "The Sabbath Bells," see page 10, "Fancy
employed on Divine Subjects," see page 10; and "Composed at Midnight,"
see page 26._



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            TO MARTIN CHARLES BURNEY, ESQ.


(The Dedication to Vol. II. of Lamb's _Works_, 1818)

      Forgive me, BURNEY, if to thee these late
      And hasty products of a critic pen,
      Thyself no common judge of books and men,
      In feeling of thy worth I dedicate.
      My _verse_ was offered to an older friend;
      The humbler _prose_ has fallen to thy share:
      Nor could I miss the occasion to declare,
      What spoken in thy presence must offend--
      That, set aside some few caprices wild,
      Those humorous clouds that flit o'er brightest days,
      In all my threadings of this worldly maze,
      (And I have watched thee almost from a child),
      Free from self-seeking, envy, low design,
      I have not found a whiter soul than thine.




                  ALBUM VERSES

         IN THE ALBUM OF A CLERGYMAN'S LADY

      (? 1830)

      An Album is a Garden, not for show
      Planted, but use; where wholesome herbs should grow.
      A Cabinet of curious porcelain, where
      No fancy enters, but what's rich or rare.
      A Chapel, where mere ornamental things
      Are pure as crowns of saints, or angels' wings.
      A List of living friends; a holier Room
      For names of some since mouldering in the tomb,
      Whose blooming memories life's cold laws survive;
      And, dead elsewhere, they here yet speak, and live.
      Such, and so tender, should an Album be;
      And, Lady, such I wish this book to thee.




      IN THE AUTOGRAPH BOOK OF MRS. SERGEANT W------

      Had I a power, Lady, to my will,
      You should not want Hand Writings. I would fill
      Your leaves with Autographs--resplendent names
      Of Knights and Squires of old, and courtly Dames,
      Kings, Emperors, Popes. Next under these should stand
      The hands of famous Lawyers--a grave band--
      Who in their Courts of Law or Equity
      Have best upheld Freedom and Property.
      These should moot cases in your book, and vie
      To show their reading and their Serjeantry.
      But I have none of these; nor can I send
      The notes by Bullen to her Tyrant penn'd
      In her authentic hand; nor in soft hours
      Lines writ by Rosamund in Clifford's bowers.
      The lack of curious Signatures I moan,
      And want the courage to subscribe my own.




         IN THE ALBUM OF LUCY BARTON

        (1824)


        Little Book, surnamed of _white_,
        Clean as yet, and fair to sight,
        Keep thy attribution right.

        Never disproportion'd scrawl;
        Ugly blot, that's worse than all;
        On thy maiden clearness fall!

        In each letter, here design'd,
        Let the reader emblem'd find
        Neatness of the owner's mind.

        Gilded margins count a sin,
        Let thy leaves attraction win
        By the golden rules within;

        Sayings fetch'd from sages old;
        Laws which Holy Writ unfold,
        Worthy to be graved in gold:

        Lighter fancies not excluding;
        Blameless wit, with nothing rude in,
        Sometimes mildly interluding

        Amid strains of graver measure:
        Virtue's self hath oft her pleasure
        In sweet Muses' groves of leisure.

        Riddles dark, perplexing sense;
        Darker meanings of offence;
        What but _shades_--be banished hence.

        Whitest thoughts in whitest dress,
        Candid meanings, best express
        Mind of quiet Quakeress.




         IN THE ALBUM OF MISS ------

                        I

        Such goodness in your face doth shine,
        With modest look, without design,
        That I despair, poor pen of mine
          Can e'er express it.
        To give it words I feebly try;
        My spirits fail me to supply
        Befitting language for't, and I
          Can only bless it!


                        II

        But stop, rash verse! and don't abuse
        A bashful Maiden's ear with news
        Of her own virtues. She'll refuse
          Praise sung so loudly.
        Of that same goodness, you admire,
        The best part is, she don't aspire
        To praise--nor of herself desire
            To think too proudly.




          IN THE ALBUM OF A VERY YOUNG LADY

        (? 1830)

        Joy to unknown Josepha who, I hear,
        Of all good gifts, to Music most is given;
        Science divine, which through the enraptured ear
        Enchants the Soul, and lifts it nearer Heaven.
        Parental smiles approvingly attend
        Her pliant conduct of the trembling keys,
        And listening strangers their glad suffrage lend.
        Most musical is Nature. Birds--and Bees
        At their sweet labour--sing. The moaning winds
        Rehearse a _lesson_ to attentive minds.
        In louder tones "Deep unto Deep doth call;"
        And there is Music in the Waterfall.




        IN THE ALBUM OF A FRENCH TEACHER (? 1829)

        Implored for verse, I send you what I can;
        But you are so exact a Frenchwoman,
        As I am told, Jemima, that I fear
        To wound with English your Parisian ear,
        And think I do your choice collection wrong
        With lines not written in the Frenchman's tongue.
        Had I a knowledge equal to my will,
        With airy _Chansons_ I your leaves would fill;
        With _Fabliaux_, that should emulate the vein
        Of sprightly Cresset, or of La Fontaine;
        Or _Scenes Comiques_, that should approach the air
        Of your own favourite--renowned Moliere.
        But at my suit the Muse of France looks sour,
        And strikes me dumb! Yet, what is in my power
        To testify respect for you, I pray,
        Take in plain English--our rough Enfield way.




          IN THE ALBUM OF MISS DAUBENY

                      I

        Some poets by poetic law
        Have Beauties praised, they never saw;
        And sung of Kittys, and of Nancys,
        Whose charms but lived in their own fancies.
        So I, to keep my Muse a going,
        That willingly would still be doing,
        A Canzonet or two must try
        In praise of--_pretty_ Daubeny.


                     II

        But whether she indeed be comely,
        Or only very good and homely,
        Of my own eyes I cannot say;
        I trust to Emma Isola.
        But sure I think her voice is tuneful,
        As smoothest birds that sing in June full;
        For else would strangely disagree
        The _flowing_ name of--Daubeny.


                     III

        I hear that she a Book hath got--
        As what young Damsel now hath not,
        In which they scribble favorite fancies,
        Copied from poems or romances?
        And prettiest draughts, of her design,
        About the curious Album shine;
        And therefore she shall have for me
        The style of--_tasteful_ Daubeny.


                     IV

        Thus far I have taken on believing;
        But well I know without deceiving,
        That in her heart she keeps alive still
        Old school-day likings, which survive still
        In spite of absence--worldly coldness--
        And thereon can my Muse take boldness
        To crown her other praises three
        With praise of--_friendly_ Daubeny.




       IN THE ALBUM OF MRS. JANE TOWERS (1828)

      Lady Unknown, who crav'st from me Unknown
      The trifle of a verse these leaves to grace,
      How shall I find fit matter? with what face
      Address a face that ne'er to me was shown?
      Thy looks, tones, gesture, manners, and what not,
      Conjecturing, I wander in the dark.
      I know thee only Sister to Charles Clarke!
      But at that name my cold Muse waxes hot,
      And swears that thou art such a one as he,
      Warm, laughter-loving, with a touch of madness,
      Wild, glee-provoking, pouring oil of gladness
      From frank heart without guile. And, if thou be
      The pure reverse of this, and I mistake--
      Demure one, I will like thee for his sake.




             IN MY OWN ALBUM (1827)

        Fresh clad from heaven in robes of white.
        A young probationer of light,
        Thou wert my soul, an Album bright,

        A spotless leaf; but thought, and care,
        And friend and foe, in foul or fair,
        Have "written strange defeatures" there;

        And Time with heaviest hand of all,
        Like that fierce writing on the wall,
        Hath stamp'd sad dates--he can't recal;

        And error gilding worst designs--
        Like speckled snake that strays and shines--
        Betrays his path by crooked lines;

        And vice hath left his ugly blot;
        And good resolves, a moment hot,
        Fairly began--but finish'd not;

        And fruitless, late remorse doth trace--
        Like Hebrew lore a backward pace--
        Her irrecoverable race.

        Disjointed numbers; sense unknit;
        Huge reams of folly, shreds of wit;
        Compose the mingled mass of it.

        My scalded eyes no longer brook
        Upon this ink-blurr'd thing to look--
        Go, shut the leaves, and clasp the book.




                MISCELLANEOUS



               ANGEL HELP[5]

                   (1827)


        This rare tablet doth include
        Poverty with Sanctitude.
        Past midnight this poor Maid hath spun,
        And yet the work is not half done,
        Which must supply from earning scant
        A feeble bed-rid parent's want.
        Her sleep-charged eyes exemption ask,
        And Holy hands take up the task:
        Unseen the rock and spindle ply,
        And do her earthly drudgery.
        Sleep, saintly poor one, sleep, sleep on;
        And, waking, find thy labours done.
        Perchance she knows it by her dreams;
        Her eye hath caught the golden gleams,
        Angelic presence testifying,
        That round her every where are flying;
        Ostents from which she may presume,
        That much of Heaven is in the room.
        Skirting her own bright hair they run,
        And to the sunny add more sun:
        Now on that aged face they fix,
        Streaming from the Crucifix;
        The flesh-clogg'd spirit disabusing,
        Death-disarming sleeps infusing,
        Prelibations, foretastes high,
        And equal thoughts to live or die.
        Gardener bright from Eden's bower,
        Tend with care that lily flower;
        To its leaves and root infuse
        Heaven's sunshine, Heaven's dews.
        'Tis a type, and 'tis a pledge,
        Of a crowning privilege.
        Careful as that lily flower,
        This Maid must keep her precious dower
        Live a sainted Maid, or die
        Martyr to virginity.


[Footnote 5: Suggested by a drawing in the possession of Charles Aders,
Esq., in which is represented the Legend of a poor female Saint; who,
having spun past midnight, to maintain a bed-rid mother, has fallen
asleep from fatigue, and Angels are finishing her work. In another part
of the chamber, an Angel is tending a lily, the emblem of purity.]




                 THE CHRISTENING

                     (1829)

          Array'd--a half-angelic sight--
          In vests of pure Baptismal white,
          The Mother to the Font doth bring
          The little helpless nameless thing,
          With hushes soft and mild caressing,
          At once to get--a name and blessing.
          Close by the Babe the Priest doth stand,
          The Cleansing Water at his hand,
          Which must assoil the soul within
          From every stain of Adam's sin.
          The Infant eyes the mystic scenes,
          Nor knows what all this wonder means;
          And now he smiles, as if to say
          "I am a Christian made this day;"
          Now frighted clings to Nurse's hold,
          Shrinking from the water cold,
          Whose virtues, rightly understood,
          Are, as Bethesda's waters, good.
          Strange words--The World, The Flesh, The Devil--
          Poor Babe, what can it know of Evil?
          But we must silently adore
          Mysterious truths, and not explore.
          Enough for him, in after-times,
          When he shall read these artless rhymes,
          If, looking back upon this day,
          With quiet conscience, he can say
          "I have in part redeem'd the pledge
          Of my Baptismal privilege;
          And more and more will strive to flee
          All which my Sponsors kind did then renounce for me."




          ON AN INFANT DYING AS SOON AS BORN

                        (1827)

          I saw where in the shroud did lurk
          A curious frame of Nature's work.
          A flow'ret crushed in the bud,
          A nameless piece of Babyhood,
          Was in a cradle-coffin lying;
          Extinct, with scarce the sense of dying;
          So soon to exchange the imprisoning womb
          For darker closets of the tomb!
          She did but ope an eye, and put
          A clear beam forth, then strait up shut
          For the long dark: ne'er more to see
          Through glasses of mortality.
          Riddle of destiny, who can show
          What thy short visit meant, or know
          What thy errand here below?
          Shall we say, that Nature blind
          Check'd her hand, and changed her mind,
          Just when she had exactly wrought
          A finish'd pattern without fault?
          Could she flag, or could she tire,
          Or lack'd she the Promethean fire
          (With her nine moons' long workings sicken'd)
          That should thy little limbs have quicken'd?
          Limbs so firm, they seem'd to assure
          Life of health, and days mature:
          Woman's self in miniature!
          Limbs so fair, they might supply
          (Themselves now but cold imagery)
          The sculptor to make Beauty by.
          Or did the stern-eyed Fate descry,
          That babe, or mother, one must die;
          So in mercy left the stock,
          And cut the branch; to save the shock
          Of young years widow'd; and the pain,
          When Single State comes back again
          To the lone man who, 'reft of wife,
          Thenceforward drags a maimed life?
          The economy of Heaven is dark;
          And wisest clerks have miss'd the mark,
          Why Human Buds, like this, should fall,
          More brief than fly ephemeral,
          That has his day; while shrivel'd crones
          Stiffen with age to stocks and stones;
          And crabbed use the conscience sears
          In sinners of an hundred years.
          Mother's prattle, mother's kiss,
          Baby fond, thou ne'er wilt miss.
          Rites, which custom does impose,
          Silver bells and baby clothes;
          Coral redder than those lips,
          Which pale death did late eclipse;
          Music framed for infants' glee,
          Whistle never tuned for thee;
          Though thou want'st not, thou shall have them,
          Loving hearts were they which gave them.
          Let not one be missing; nurse,
          See them laid upon the hearse
          Of infant slain by doom perverse.
          Why should kings and nobles have
          Pictured trophies to their grave;
          And we, churls, to thee deny
          Thy pretty toys with thee to lie,
          A more harmless vanity?




                 TO BERNARD BARTON

              _With a Coloured Print_[6]

                       (1827)

          When last you left your Woodbridge pretty,
          To stare at sights, and see the City,
          If I your meaning understood,
          You wish'd a Picture, cheap, but good;
          The colouring? decent; clear, not muddy;
          To suit a Poet's quiet study,
          Where Books and Prints for delectation
          Hang, rather than vain ostentation.
          The subject? what I pleased, if comely;
          But something scriptural and homely:
          A sober Piece, not gay or wanton,
          For winter fire-sides to descant on;
          The theme so scrupulously handled,
          A Quaker might look on unscandal'd;
          Such as might satisfy Ann Knight,
          And classic Mitford just not fright.
          Just such a one I've found, and send it;
          If liked, I give--if not, but lend it.
          The moral? nothing can be sounder.
          The fable? 'tis its own expounder--
          A Mother teaching to her Chit
          Some good book, and explaining it.
          He, silly urchin, tired of lesson,
          His learning lays no mighty stress on,
          But seems to hear not what he hears;
          Thrusting his fingers in his ears,
          Like Obstinate, that perverse funny one,
          In honest parable of Bunyan.
          His working Sister, more sedate,
          Listens; but in a kind of state,
          The painter meant for steadiness;
          But has a tinge of sullenness;
          And, at first sight, she seems to brook
          As ill her needle, as he his book.
          This is the Picture. For the Frame--
          'Tis not ill-suited to the same;
          Oak-carved, not gilt, for fear of falling;
          Old-fashion'd; plain, yet not appalling;
          And sober, as the Owner's Calling.


[Footnote 6: From the venerable and ancient Manufactory of Carrington
Bowles: some of my readers may recognise it.]




              THE YOUNG CATECHIST[7]

                     (1827)

          While this tawny Ethiop prayeth,
          Painter, who is she that stayeth
          By, with skin of whitest lustre,
          Sunny locks, a shining cluster,
          Saint-like seeming to direct him
          To the Power that must protect him?
          Is she of the Heaven-born Three,
          Meek Hope, strong Faith, sweet Charity:
          Or some Cherub?--
                             They you mention
          Far transcend my weak invention.
          'Tis a simple Christian child,
          Missionary young and mild,
          From her stock of Scriptural knowledge,
          Bible-taught without a college,
          Which by reading she could gather,
          Teaches him to say OUR FATHER
          To the common Parent, who
          Colour not respects, nor hue.
          White and black in him have part,
          Who looks not to the skin, but heart.


[Footnote 7: A Picture by Henry Meyer, Esq.]



                   SHE IS GOING

            For their elder Sister's hair
            Martha does a wreath prepare
            Of bridal rose, ornate and gay:
            To-morrow is the wedding day:
                           She is going.

            Mary, youngest of the three,
            Laughing idler, full of glee,
            Arm in arm does fondly chain her,
            Thinking, poor trifler, to detain her--
                           But she's going.

            Vex not, maidens, nor regret
            Thus to part with Margaret.
            Charms like your's can never stay
            Long within doors; and one day
                          You'll be going.





                TO A YOUNG FRIEND

          _On Her Twenty-First Birth-Day_

        Crown me a cheerful goblet, while I pray
        A blessing on thy years, young Isola;
        Young, but no more a child. How swift have flown
        To me thy girlish times, a woman grown
        Beneath my heedless eyes! in vain I rack
        My fancy to believe the almanac,
        That speaks thee Twenty-One. Thou should'st have still
        Remain'd a child, and at thy sovereign will
        Gambol'd about our house, as in times past.
        Ungrateful Emma, to grow up so fast,
        Hastening to leave thy friends!--for which intent,
        Fond Runagate, be this thy punishment.
        After some thirty years, spent in such bliss
        As this earth can afford, where still we miss
        Something of joy entire, may'st thou grow old
        As we whom thou hast left! That wish was cold.
        O far more ag'd and wrinkled, till folks say,
        Looking upon thee reverend in decay,
        "This Dame for length of days, and virtues rare,
        With her respected Grandsire may compare."--
        Grandchild of that respected Isola,
        Thou should'st have had about thee on this day
        Kind looks of Parents, to congratulate
        Their Pride grown up to woman's grave estate.
        But they have died, and left thee, to advance
        Thy fortunes how thou may'st, and owe to chance
        The friends which Nature grudg'd. And thou wilt find,
        Or make such, Emma, if I am not blind
        To thee and thy deservings. That last strain
        Had too much sorrow in it. Fill again
        Another cheerful goblet, while I say
        "Health, and twice health, to our lost Isola."




                     TO THE SAME

        External gifts of fortune, or of face,
        Maiden, in truth, thou hast not much to show;
        Much fairer damsels have I known, and know,
        And richer may be found in every place.
        In thy _mind_ seek thy beauty, and thy wealth.
        Sincereness lodgeth there, the soul's best health.
        O guard that treasure above gold or pearl,
        Laid up secure from moths and worldly stealth--
        And take my benison, plain-hearted girl.


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                        SONNETS


                HARMONY IN UNLIKENESS

        By Enfield lanes, and Winchmore's verdant hill,
        Two lovely damsels cheer my lonely walk:
        The fair Maria, as a vestal, still;
        And Emma brown, exuberant in talk.
        With soft and Lady speech the first applies
        The mild correctives that to grace belong
        To her redundant friend, who her defies
        With jest, and mad discourse, and bursts of song.
        O differing Pair, yet sweetly thus agreeing,
        What music from your happy discord rises,
        While your companion hearing each, and seeing,
        Nor this, nor that, but both together, prizes;
        This lesson teaching, which our souls may strike,
        That harmonies may be in things unlike!




                WRITTEN AT CAMBRIDGE

              (_August_ 15. 1819)

        I was not train'd in Academic bowers,
        And to those learned streams I nothing owe
        Which copious from those twin fair founts do flow;
        Mine have been any thing but studious hours.
        Yet can I fancy, wandering 'mid thy towers,
        Myself a nursling, Granta, of thy lap;
        My brow seems tightening with the Doctor's cap,
        And I walk _gowned_; feel unusual powers.
        Strange forms of logic clothe my admiring speech,
        Old Ramus' ghost is busy at my brain;
        And my scull teems with notions infinite.
        Be still, ye reeds of Camus, while I teach
        Truths, which transcend the searching Schoolmen's vein,
        And half had stagger'd that stout Stagirite!




        TO A CELEBRATED FEMALE PERFORMER IN THE "BLIND BOY"

                            (1819)

        Rare artist! who with half thy tools, or none,
        Canst execute with ease thy curious art,
        And press thy powerful'st meanings on the heart,
        Unaided by the eye, expression's throne!
        While each blind sense, intelligential grown
        Beyond its sphere, performs the effect of sight:
        Those orbs alone, wanting their proper might,
        All motionless and silent seem to moan
        The unseemly negligence of nature's hand,
        That left them so forlorn. What praise is thine,
        O mistress of the passions; artist fine!
        Who dost our souls against our sense command,
        Plucking the horror from a sightless face,
        Lending to blank deformity a grace.




                          WORK

                         (1819)

        Who first invented work, and bound the free
        And holyday-rejoicing spirit down
        To the ever-haunting importunity
        Of business in the green fields, and the town--
        To plough, loom, anvil, spade--and oh! most sad
        To that dry drudgery at the desk's dead wood?
        Who but the Being unblest, alien from good,
        Sabbathless Satan! he who his unglad
        Task ever plies 'mid rotatory burnings,
        That round and round incalculably reel--
        For wrath divine hath made him like a wheel--
        In that red realm from which are no returnings;
        Where toiling, and turmoiling, ever and aye
        He, and his thoughts, keep pensive working-day.




                           LEISURE

                           (1821)

        They talk of time, and of time's galling yoke,
        That like a mill-stone on man's mind doth press,
        Which only works and business can redress:
        Of divine Leisure such foul lies are spoke,
        Wounding her fair gifts with calumnious stroke.
        But might I, fed with silent meditation,
        Assoiled live from that fiend Occupation--
        _Improbus Labor_, which my spirits hath broke--
        I'd drink of time's rich cup, and never surfeit:
        Fling in more days than went to make the gem,
        That crown'd the white top of Methusalem:
        Yea on my weak neck take, and never forfeit,
        Like Atlas bearing up the dainty sky,
        The heaven-sweet burthen of eternity.

               DEUS NOBIS HAEC OTIA FECIT.




                 TO SAMUEL ROGERS, ESQ.

                          (1829)

        Rogers, of all the men that I have known
        But slightly, who have died, your Brother's loss
        Touch'd me most sensibly. There came across
        My mind an image of the cordial tone
        Of your fraternal meetings, where a guest
        I more than once have sat; and grieve to think,
        That of that threefold cord one precious link
        By Death's rude hand is sever'd from the rest.
        Of our old Gentry he appear'd a stem--
        A Magistrate who, while the evil-doer
        He kept in terror, could respect the Poor,
        And not for every trifle harass them,
        As some, divine and laic, too oft do.
        This man's a private loss, and public too.




                      THE GIPSY'S MALISON

                            (1829)

        "Suck, baby, suck, mothers love grows by giving,
        Drain the sweet founts that only thrive by wasting;
        Black manhood comes, when riotous guilty living
        Hands thee the cup that shall be death in tasting.

        "Kiss, baby, kiss, mother's lips shine by kisses,
        Choke the warm breath that else would fall in blessings;
        Black manhood comes, when turbulent guilty blisses
        Tend thee the kiss that poisons 'mid caressings.

        "Hang, baby, hang, mother's love loves such forces,
        Strain the fond neck that bends still to thy clinging;
        Black manhood comes, when violent lawless courses
        Leave thee a spectacle in rude air swinging."

        So sang a wither'd Beldam energetical,
        And bann'd the ungiving door with lips prophetical.




                     COMMENDATORY VERSES

                   TO THE AUTHOR OF POEMS,

        _Published under the name of Barry Cornwall_

                           (1820)


        Let hate, or grosser heats, their foulness mask
        Under the vizor of a borrowed name;
        Let things eschew the light deserving blame:
        No cause hast thou to blush for thy sweet task.
        "Marcian Colonna" is a dainty book;
        And thy "Sicilian Tale" may boldly pass;
        Thy "Dream" 'bove all, in which, as in a glass,
        On the great world's antique glories we may look.
        No longer then, as "lowly substitute,
        Factor, or PROCTOR, for another's gains,"
        Suffer the admiring world to be deceived;
        Lest thou thyself, by self of fame bereaved,
        Lament too late the lost prize of thy pains,
        And heavenly tunes piped through an alien flute.




                  TO R.[J.]S. KNOWLES, ESQ.

                _On his Tragedy of Virginius_

                           (1820)

        Twelve years ago I knew thee, Knowles, and then
        Esteemed you a perfect specimen
        Of those fine spirits warm-soul'd Ireland sends,
        To teach us colder English how a friend's
        Quick pulse should beat. I knew you brave, and plain,
        Strong-sensed, rough-witted above fear or gain;
        But nothing further had the gift to espy.
        Sudden you re-appear. With wonder I
        Hear my old friend (turn'd Shakspeare) read a scene
        Only to _his_ inferior in the clean
        Passes of pathos: with such fence-like art--
        Ere we can see the steel, 'tis in our heart.
        Almost without the aid language affords,
        Your piece seems wrought. That huffing medium, _words_,
        (Which in the modern Tamburlaines quite sway
        Our shamed souls from their bias) in your play
        We scarce attend to. Hastier passion draws
        Our tears on credit: and we find the cause
        Some two hours after, spelling o'er again
        Those strange few words at ease, that wrought the pain.
        Proceed, old friend; and, as the year returns,
        Still snatch some new old story from the urns
        Of long-dead virtue. We, that knew before
        Your worth, may admire, we cannot love you more.




          TO THE EDITOR OF THE "EVERY-DAY BOOK"

                         (1825)

        I like you, and your book, ingenuous Hone!
          In whose capacious all-embracing leaves
        The very marrow of tradition's shown;
          And all that history--much that fiction--weaves.

        By every sort of taste your work is graced.
          Vast stores of modern anecdote we find,
        With good old story quaintly interlaced--
          The theme as various as the reader's mind.

        Rome's life-fraught legends you so truly paint--
          Yet kindly,--that the half-turn'd Catholic
        Scarcely forbears to smile at his own saint,
          And cannot curse the candid heretic.

        Rags, relics, witches, ghosts, fiends, crowd your page;
          Our fathers' mummeries we well-pleased behold,
        And, proudly conscious of a purer age,
          Forgive some fopperies in the times of old.

        Verse-honouring Phoebus, Father of bright _Days_,
          Must needs bestow on you both good and many,
        Who, building trophies of his Children's praise,
          Run their rich Zodiac through, not missing any.

        Dan Phoebus loves your book--trust me, friend Hone--
          The title only errs, he bids me say:
        For while such art, wit, reading, there are shown,
          He swears,'tis not a work of _every day_.



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                  ACROSTICS


           TO CAROLINE MARIA APPLEBEE

              _An Acrostic_

        Caroline glides smooth in verse,
        And is easy to rehearse;
        Runs just like some crystal river
        O'er its pebbly bed for ever.

        Lines as harsh and quaint as mine
        In their close at least will shine,
        Nor from sweetness can decline,
        Ending but with _Caroline_.

        _Maria_ asks a statelier pace--
        "_Ave Maria_, full of grace!"
        Romish rites before me rise,
        Image-worship, sacrifice,
        And well-meant but mistaken pieties.

        _Apple_ with _Bee_ doth rougher run.
        Paradise was lost by one;
        Peace of mind would we regain,
        Let us, like the other, strain
        Every harmless faculty,
        Bee-like at work in our degree,
        Ever some sweet task designing,
        Extracting still, and still refining.




          TO CECILIA CATHERINE LAWTON

                 _An Acrostic_

        Choral service, solemn chanting,
        Echoing round cathedrals holy--
        Can aught else on earth be wanting
        In heav'n's bliss to plunge us wholly?
        Let us great _Cecilia_ honour
        In the praise we give unto them,
        And the merit be upon her.

        Cold the heart that would undo them,
        And the solemn organ banish
        That this sainted Maid invented.
        Holy thoughts too quickly vanish,
        Ere the expression can be vented.
        Raise the song to _Catherine_,
        In her torments most divine!
        Ne'er by Christians be forgot--
        Envied be--this Martyr's lot.
        _Lawton_, who these _names_ combinest,
        Aim to emulate their praises;
        Women were they, yet divinest
        Truths they taught; and story raises
        O'er their mouldering bones a Tomb,
        Not to die till Day of Doom.




                 ACROSTIC,

TO A LADY WHO DESIRED ME TO WRITE HER EPITAPH

                  (1830)

        Grace Joanna here doth lie:
        Reader, wonder not that I
        Ante-date her hour of rest.
        Can I thwart her wish exprest,
        Ev'n unseemly though the laugh

        Jesting with an Epitaph?
        On her bones the turf lie lightly,
        And her rise again be brightly!
        No dark stain be found upon her--
        No, there will not, on mine honour--
        Answer that at least I can.

        Would that I, thrice happy man,
        In as spotless garb might rise,
        Light as she will climb the skies,
        Leaving the dull earth behind,
        In a car more swift than wind.
        All her errors, all her failings,
        (Many they were not) and ailings,
        Sleep secure from Envy's railings.




                        ANOTHER,

                TO HER YOUNGEST DAUGHTER
                         (1830)

        Least Daughter, but not least beloved, of _Grace_!
        O frown not on a stranger, who from place,
        Unknown and distant these few lines hath penn'd.
        I but report what thy Instructress Friend
        So oft hath told us of thy gentle heart.
        A pupil most affectionate thou art,

        Careful to learn what elder years impart.
        _Louisa--Clare_--by which name shall I call thee?
        A prettier pair of names sure ne'er was found,
        Resembling thy own sweetness in sweet sound.
        Ever calm peace and innocence befal thee!



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                      TRANSLATIONS


          _From the Latin of Vincent Bourne_

                           I

        ON A SEPULCHRAL STATUE OF AN INFANT SLEEPING

        Beautiful Infant, who dost keep
        Thy posture here, and sleep'st a marble sleep,
        May the repose unbroken be,
        Which the fine Artist's hand hath lent to thee,
        While thou enjoy'st along with it
        That which no art, or craft, could ever hit,
        Or counterfeit to mortal sense,
        The heaven-infused sleep of Innocence!


                           II

                     THE RIVAL BELLS

        A tuneful challenge rings from either side
        Of Thames' fair banks. Thy twice six Bells, Saint Bride
        Peal swift and shrill; to which more slow reply
        The deep-toned eight of Mary Overy.
        Such harmony from the contention flows,
        That the divided ear no preference knows;
        Betwixt them both disparting Music's State,
        While one exceeds in number, one in weight.


                           III

                     EPITAPH ON A DOG

                          (1820)

        Poor Irus' faithful wolf-dog here I lie,
        That wont to tend my old blind master's steps,
        His guide and guard; nor, while my service lasted,
        Had he occasion for that staff, with which
        He now goes picking out his path in fear
        Over the highways and crossings, but would plant
        Safe in the conduct of my friendly string,
        A firm foot forward still, till he had reach'd
        His poor seat on some stone, nigh where the tide
        Of passers-by in thickest confluence flow'd:
        To whom with loud and passionate laments
        From morn to eve his dark estate he wail'd.
        Nor wail'd to all in vain: some here and there,
        The well disposed and good, their pennies gave.
        I meantime at his feet obsequious slept;
        Not all-asleep in sleep, but heart and ear
        Prick'd up at his least motion, to receive
        At his kind hand my customary crumbs,
        And common portion in his feast of scraps;
        Or when night warn'd us homeward, tired and spent
        With our long day, and tedious beggary.
        These were my manners, this my way of life,
        Till age and slow disease me overtook,
        And sever'd from my sightless master's side.
        But lest the grace of so good deeds should die,
        Through tract of years in mute oblivion lost,
        This slender tomb of turf hath Irus rear'd,
        Cheap monument of no ungrudging hand,
        And with short verse inscribed it, to attest,
        In long and lasting union to attest,
        The virtues of the Beggar and his Dog.


                           IV

                    THE BALLAD SINGERS

        Where seven fair Streets to one tall Column[8] draw,
        Two Nymphs have ta'en their stand, in hats of straw;
        Their yellower necks huge beads of amber grace,
        And by their trade they're of the Sirens' race:
        With cloak loose-pinn'd on each, that has been red,
        But long with dust and dirt discoloured
        Belies its hue; in mud behind, before,
        From heel to middle leg becrusted o'er.
        One a small infant at the breast does bear;
        And one in her right hand her tuneful ware,
        Which she would vend. Their station scarce is taken,
        When youths and maids flock round. His stall forsaken,
        Forth comes a Son of Crispin, leathern-capt,
        Prepared to buy a ballad, if one apt
        To move his fancy offers. Crispin's sons
        Have, from uncounted time, with ale and buns
        Cherish'd the gift of _Song_, which sorrow quells;
        And, working single in their low-rooft cells,
        Oft cheat the tedium of a winter's night
        With anthems warbled in the Muses' spight.
        Who now hath caught the alarm? the Servant Maid
        Hath heard a buzz at distance; and, afraid
        To miss a note, with elbows red comes out.
        Leaving his forge to cool, Pyracmon stout
        Thrusts in his unwash'd visage. _He_ stands by,
        Who the hard trade of Porterage does ply
        With stooping shoulders. What cares he? he sees
        The assembled ring, nor heeds his tottering knees,
        But pricks his ears up with the hopes of song.
        So, while the Bard of Rhodope his wrong
        Bewail'd to Proserpine on Thracian strings,
        The tasks of gloomy Orcus lost their stings,
        And stone-vext Sysiphus forgets his load.
        Hither and thither from the sevenfold road
        Some cart or waggon crosses, which divides
        The close-wedged audience; but, as when the tides
        To ploughing ships give way, the ship being past,
        They re-unite, so these unite as fast.
        The older Songstress hitherto hath spent
        Her elocution in the argument
        Of their great Song in _prose_; to wit, the woes
        Which Maiden true to faithless Sailor owes--
        Ah! "_Wandering He_!"--which now in loftier _verse_
        Pathetic they alternately rehearse.
        All gaping wait the event. This Critic opes
        His right ear to the strain. The other hopes
        To catch it better with his left. Long trade
        It were to tell, how the deluded Maid
        A victim fell. And now right greedily
        All hands are stretching forth the songs to buy,
        That are so tragical; which She, and She,
        Deals out, and _sings the while_; nor can there be
        A breast so obdurate here, that will hold back
        His contribution from the gentle rack
        Of Music's pleasing torture. Irus' self,
        The staff-propt Beggar, his thin-gotten pelf
        Brings out from pouch, where squalid farthings rest.
        And boldly claims his ballad with the best.
        An old Dame only lingers. To her purse
        The penny sticks. At length, with harmless curse,
        "Give me," she cries. "I'll paste it on my wall,
        While the wall lasts, to show what ills befal
        Fond hearts seduced from Innocency's way;
        How Maidens fall, and Mariners betray."


[Footnote 8: Seven Dials.]


                           V.

                    TO DAVID COOK,

        _Of the Parish of Saint Margaret's, Westminster, Watchman_

        For much good-natured verse received from thee,
        A loving verse take in return from me.
        "Good morrow to my masters," is your cry;
        And to our David "twice as good," say I.
        Not Peter's monitor, shrill chanticleer,
        Crows the approach of dawn in notes more clear,
        Or tells the hours more faithfully. While night
        Fills half the world with shadows of affright,
        You with your lantern, partner of your round,
        Traverse the paths of Margaret's hallow'd bound.
        The tales of ghosts which old wives' ears drink up,
        The drunkard reeling home from tavern cup,
        Nor prowling robber, your firm soul appal;
        Arm'd with thy faithful staff thou slight'st them all.
        But if the market gard'ner chance to pass,
        Bringing to town his fruit, or early grass,
        The gentle salesman you with candour greet,
        And with reit'rated "good mornings" meet.
        Announcing your approach by formal bell,
        Of nightly weather you the changes tell;
        Whether the Moon shines, or her head doth steep
        In rain-portending clouds. When mortals sleep
        In downy rest, you brave the snows and sleet
        Of winter; and in alley, or in street,
        Relieve your midnight progress with a verse.
        What though fastidious Phoebus frown averse
        On your didactic strain--indulgent Night
        With caution hath seal'd up both ears of Spite,
        And critics sleep while you in staves do sound
        The praise of long-dead Saints, whose Days abound
        In wintry months; but Crispen chief proclaim:
        Who stirs not at that Prince of Coblers' name?
        Profuse in loyalty some couplets shine,
        And wish long days to all the Brunswick line!
        To youths and virgins they chaste lessons read;
        Teach wives and husbands how their lives to lead;
        Maids to be cleanly, footmen free from vice;
        How death at last all ranks doth equalise;
        And, in conclusion, pray good years befal,
        With store of wealth, your "worthy masters all."
        For this and other tokens of good will,
        On boxing day may store of shillings fill
        Your Christmas purse; no householder give less,
        When at each door your blameless suit you press:
        And what you wish to us (it is but reason)
        Receive in turn--the compliments o' th' season!


                           VI

               ON A DEAF AND DUMB ARTIST[9]


        And hath thy blameless life become
        A prey to the devouring tomb?
        A more mute silence hast thou known,
        A deafness deeper than thine own,
        While Time was? and no friendly Muse,
        That mark'd thy life, and knows thy dues,
        Repair with quickening verse the breach,
        And write thee into light and speech?
        The Power, that made the Tongue, restrain'd
        Thy lips from lies, and speeches feign'd;
        Who made the Hearing, without wrong
        Did rescue thine from Siren's song.
        He let thee _see_ the ways of men,
        Which thou with pencil, not with pen,
        Careful Beholder, down did'st note,
        And all their motley actions quote,
        Thyself unstain'd the while. From look
        Or gesture reading, more than _book_,
        In letter'd pride thou took'st no part,
        Contented with the Silent Art,
        Thyself as silent. Might I be
        As speechless, deaf, and good, as He!


[Footnote 9: Benjamin Ferrers--died A.D. 1732.]


                           VII

                   NEWTON'S PRINCIPIA

        Great Newton's self, to whom the world's in debt,
        Owed to School Mistress sage his Alphabet;
        But quickly wiser than his Teacher grown,
        Discover'd properties to her unknown;
        Of A _plus_ B, or _minus_, learn'd the use,
        Known Quantities from unknown to educe;
        And made--no doubt to that old dame's surprise--
        The Christ-Cross-Row his Ladder to the skies.
        Yet, whatsoe'er Geometricians say,
        Her Lessons were his true PRINCIPIA!


                    VIII

              THE HOUSE-KEEPER

        The frugal snail, with fore-cast of repose,
        Carries his house with him, where'er he goes;
        Peeps out--and if there comes a shower of rain,
        Retreats to his small domicile amain.
        Touch but a tip of him, a horn--'tis well--
        He curls up in his sanctuary shell.
        He's his own landlord, his own tenant; stay
        Long as he will, he dreads no Quarter Day.
        Himself he boards and lodges; both invites,
        And feasts, himself; sleeps with himself o' nights.
        He spares the upholsterer trouble to procure
        Chattles; himself is his own furniture,
        And his sole riches. Wheresoe'er he roam--
        Knock when you will--he's sure to be at home.


                           IX

                   THE FEMALE ORATORS

        Nigh London's famous Bridge, a Gate more famed
        Stands, or once stood, from old Belinus named,
        So judged Antiquity; and therein wrongs
        A name, allusive strictly to _two Tongues_[10].
        Her School hard by the Goddess Rhetoric opes,
        And _gratis_ deals to Oyster-wives her Tropes.
        With Nereid green, green Nereid disputes,
        Replies, rejoins, confutes, and still confutes.
        One her coarse sense by metaphors expounds,
        And one in literalities abounds;
        In mood and figure these keep up the din:
        Words multiply, and every word tells in.
        Her hundred throats here bawling Slander strains;
        And unclothed Venus to her tongue gives reins
        In terms, which Demosthenic force outgo,
        And baldest jests of foul-mouth'd Cicero.
        Right in the midst great Ate keeps her stand,
        And from her sovereign station taints the land.
        Hence Pulpits rail; grave Senates learn to jar;
        Quacks scold; and Billinsgate infects the Bar.


[Footnote 10: _Billingis_ in the Latin.]




          PINDARIC ODE TO THE TREAD MILL

                      (1825)

                        I

        Inspire my spirit, Spirit of De Foe,
        That sang the Pillory,
        In loftier strains to show
        A more sublime Machine
        Than that, where them wert seen,
        With neck out-stretcht and shoulders ill awry,
        Courting coarse plaudits from vile crowds below--
        A most unseemly show!


                        II

        In such a place
        Who could expose thy face,
        Historiographer of deathless Crusoe!
        That paint'st the strife
        And all the naked ills of savage life,
        Far above Rousseau?
        Rather myself had stood
        In that ignoble wood,
        Bare to the mob, on holyday or high day.
        If nought else could atone
        For waggish libel,
        I swear on bible,
        I would have spared him for thy sake alone,
        Man Friday!


                        III

        Our ancestors' were sour days,
        Great Master of Romance!
        A milder doom had fallen to thy chance
        In our days:
        Thy sole assignment
        Some solitary confinement,
        (Not worth thy care a carrot,)
        Where in world-hidden cell
        Thou thy own Crusoe might have acted well,
        Only without the parrot;
        By sure experience taught to know,
        Whether the qualms thou mak'st him feel were truly such or no.


                        IV

        But stay! methinks in statelier measure--
        A more companionable pleasure--
        I see thy steps the mighty Tread Mill trace,
        (The subject of my song
        Delay'd however long,)
        And some of thine own race,
        To keep thee company, thou bring'st with thee along.
        There with thee go,
        Link'd in like sentence,
        With regulated pace and footing slow,
        Each old acquaintance,
        Rogue--harlot--thief--that live to future ages;
        Through many a labour'd tome,
        Rankly embalm'd in thy too natural pages.
        Faith, friend De Foe, thou art quite at home!
        Not one of thy great offspring thou dost lack,
        From pirate Singleton to pilfering Jack.
        Here Flandrian Moll her brazen incest brags;
        Vice-stript Roxana, penitent in rags,
        There points to Amy, treading equal chimes,
        The faithful handmaid to her faithless crimes.


                        V

        Incompetent my song to raise
        To its just height thy praise,
        Great Mill!
        That by thy motion proper
        (No thanks to wind, or sail, or working rill)
        Grinding that stubborn corn, the Human will,
        Turn'st out men's consciences,
        That were begrimed before, as clean and sweet
        As flower from purest wheat,
        Into thy hopper.
        All reformation short of thee but nonsense is,
        Or human, or divine.


                        VI

        Compared with thee,
        What are the labours of that Jumping Sect,
        Which feeble laws connive at rather than respect?
        Thou dost not bump,
        Or jump,
        But _walk_ men into virtue; betwixt crime
        And slow repentance giving breathing time,
        And leisure to be good;
        Instructing with discretion demi-reps
        How to direct their steps.


                        VII

        Thou best Philosopher made out of wood!
        Not that which framed the tub,
        Where sate the Cynic cub,
        With nothing in his bosom sympathetic;
        But from those groves derived, I deem,
        Where Plato nursed his dream
        Of immortality;
        Seeing that clearly
        Thy system all is merely
        Peripatetic.
        Thou to thy pupils dost such lessons give
        Of how to live
        With temperance, sobriety, morality,
        (A new art,)
        That from thy school, by force of virtuous deeds,
        Each Tyro now proceeds
        A "Walking Stewart!"




                  EPICEDIUM

                GOING OR GONE

                   (1827)


                      I

            Fine merry franions,
            Wanton companions,
            My days are ev'n banyans
                With thinking upon ye;
            How Death, that last stinger,
            Finis-writer, end-bringer,
            Has laid his chill finger,
                Or is laying on ye.


                      II

            There's rich Kitty Wheatley,
            With footing it featly
            That took me completely,
                She sleeps in the Kirk House;
            And poor Polly Perkin,
            Whose Dad was still firking
            The jolly ale firkin,
                She's gone to the Work-house;


                      III

            Fine Gard'ner, Ben Carter
            (In ten counties no smarter)
            Has ta'en his departure
                For Proserpine's orchards;
            And Lily, postillion,
            With cheeks of vermilion,
            Is one of a million
                That fill up the church-yards;


                      IV

            And, lusty as Dido,
            Fat Clemitson's widow
            Flits now a small shadow
                By Stygian hid ford;
            And good Master Clapton
            Has thirty years nap't on
            The ground he last hap't on,
                Intomb'd by fair Widford;


                      V

            And gallant Tom Dockwra,
            Of nature's finest crockery,
            Now but thin air and mockery,
                Lurks by Avernus,
            Whose honest grasp of hand
            Still, while his life did stand,
            At friend's or foe's command,
                Almost did burn us.


                      VI

            Roger de Coverley
            Not more good man than he;
            Yet has he equally
                Push'd for Cocytus,
            With drivelling Worral,
            And wicked old Dorrell,
            'Gainst whom I've a quarrel,
                Whose end might affright us!--


                      VII

            Kindly hearts have I known;
            Kindly hearts, they are flown;
            Here and there if but one
                Linger yet uneffaced,
            Imbecile tottering elves,
            Soon to be wreck'd on shelves,
            These scarce are half themselves,
                With age and care crazed.


                      VIII

            But this day Fanny Hutton
            Her last dress has put on;
            Her fine lessons forgotten,
                She died, as the dunce died:
            And prim Betsy Chambers,
            Decay'd in her members,
            No longer remembers
                Things, as she once did;


                      IX

            And prudent Miss Wither
            Not in jest now doth _wither_,
            And soon must go--whither
                Nor I well, nor you know;
            And flaunting Miss Waller,
            _That_ soon must befal her,
            Whence none can recal her,
                Though proud once as Juno![11]


[Footnote 11: Here came, in _Album Verses_, 1830, "The Wife's Trial,"
for which see page 273, where it is placed with Lamb's other plays.]




        NEW POEMS IN LAMB'S _POETICAL WORKS, 1836_


          IN THE ALBUM OF EDITH S[OUTHEY] (1833)

        In Christian world MARY the garland wears!
        REBECCA sweetens on a Hebrew's ear;
        Quakers for pure PRISCILLA are more clear;
        And the light Gaul by amorous NINON swears.
        Among the lesser lights how LUCY shines!
        What air of fragrance ROSAMOND throws round!
        How like a hymn doth sweet CECILIA sound!
        Of MARTHAS, and of ABIGAILS, few lines
        Have bragg'd in verse. Of coarsest household stuff
        Should homely JOAN be fashioned. But can
        You BARBARA resist, or MARIAN?
        And is not CLARE for love excuse enough?
        Yet, by my faith in numbers, I profess,
        These all, than Saxon EDITH, please me less.




                      TO DORA W[ORDSWORTH],

        _On Being Asked by Her Father to Write in Her Album_


        An Album is a Banquet: from the store,
        In his intelligential Orchard growing,
        Your Sire might heap your board to overflowing;
        One shaking of the Tree--'twould ask no more
        To set a Salad forth, more rich than that
        Which Evelyn[12] in his princely cookery fancied:
        Or that more rare, by Eve's neat hands enhanced,
        Where, a pleased guest, the angelic Virtue sat.
        But like the all-grasping Founder of the Feast,
        Whom Nathan to the sinning king did tax,
        From his less wealthy neighbours he exacts;
        Spares his own flocks, and takes the poor man's beast.
        Obedient to his bidding, lo, I am,
        A zealous, meek, _contributory_

        LAMB.


[Footnote 12: Acetaria, a Discourse of Sallets, by J.E., 1706.]




          IN THE ALBUM OF ROTHA Q[UILLINAN]

        A passing glance was all I caught of thee,
        In my own Enfield haunts at random roving.
        Old friends of ours were with thee, faces loving;
        Time short: and salutations cursory,
        Though deep, and hearty. The familiar Name
        Of you, yet unfamiliar, raised in me
        Thoughts--what the daughter of that Man should be,
        Who call'd our Wordsworth friend. My thoughts did frame
        A growing Maiden, who, from day to day
        Advancing still in stature, and in grace,
        Would all her lonely Father's griefs efface,
        And his paternal cares with usury pay.
        I still retain the phantom, as I can;
        And call the gentle image--Quillinan.




        IN THE ALBUM OF CATHERINE ORKNEY

        Canadia! boast no more the toils
        Of hunters for the furry spoils;
        Your whitest ermines are but foils
            To brighter Catherine Orkney.

        That such a flower should ever burst
        From climes with rigorous winter curst!--
        We bless you, that so kindly nurst
            This flower, this Catherine Orkney.

        We envy not your proud display
        Of lake--wood--vast Niagara:
        Your greatest pride we've borne away.
            How spared you Catherine Orkney?

        That Wolfe on Heights of Abraham fell,
        To your reproach no more we tell:
        Canadia, you repaid us well
            With rearing Catherine Orkney.

        O Britain, guard with tenderest care
        The charge allotted to your share:
        You've scarce a native maid so fair,
            So good, as Catherine Orkney.




                    TO T. STOTHARD, ESQ.

      _On His Illustrations of the Poems of Mr. Rogers_

                          (1833)

        Consummate Artist, whose undying name
        With classic Rogers shall go down to fame,
        Be this thy crowning work! In my young days
        How often have I with a child's fond gaze
        Pored on the pictured wonders[13] thou hadst done:
        Clarissa mournful, and prim Grandison!
        All Fielding's, Smollett's heroes, rose to view;
        I saw, and I believed the phantoms true.
        But, above all, that most romantic tale[14]
        Did o'er my raw credulity prevail,
        Where Glums and Gawries wear mysterious things,
        That serve at once for jackets and for wings.
        Age, that enfeebles other men's designs,
        But heightens thine, and thy free draught refines.
        In several ways distinct you make us feel--
        _Graceful_ as Raphael, as Watteau _genteel_.
        Your lights and shades, as Titianesque, we praise;
        And warmly wish you Titian's length of days.


[Footnote 13: Illustrations of the British Novelists.]

[Footnote 14: Peter Wilkins.]




            TO A FRIEND ON HIS MARRIAGE

                       (1833)

        What makes a happy wedlock? What has fate
        Not given to thee in thy well-chosen mate?
        Good sense--good humour;--these are trivial things,
        Dear M----, that each trite encomiast sings.
        But she hath these, and more. A mind exempt
        From every low-bred passion, where contempt,
        Nor envy, nor detraction, ever found
        A harbour yet; an understanding sound;
        Just views of right and wrong; perception full
        Of the deformed, and of the beautiful,
        In life and manners; wit above her sex,
        Which, as a gem, her sprightly converse decks;
        Exuberant fancies, prodigal of mirth,
        To gladden woodland walk, or winter hearth;
        A noble nature, conqueror in the strife
        Of conflict with a hard discouraging life,
        Strengthening the veins of virtue, past the power
        Of those whose days have been one silken hour,
        Spoil'd fortune's pamper'd offspring; a keen sense
        Alike of benefit, and of offence,
        With reconcilement quick, that instant springs
        From the charged heart with nimble angel wings;
        While grateful feelings, like a signet sign'd
        By a strong hand, seem burnt into her mind.
        If these, dear friend, a dowry can confer
        Richer than land, thou hast them all in her;
        And beauty, which some hold the chiefest boon,
        Is in thy bargain for a make-weight thrown.




                   THE SELF-ENCHANTED

                         (1833)

        I had a sense in dreams of a beauty rare,
        Whom Fate had spell-bound, and rooted there,
        Stooping, like some enchanted theme,
        Over the marge of that crystal stream,
        Where the blooming Greek, to Echo blind,
        With Self-love fond, had to waters pined.
        Ages had waked, and ages slept,
        And that bending posture still she kept:
        For her eyes she may not turn away,
        'Till a fairer object shall pass that way--
        'Till an image more beauteous this world can show,
        Than her own which she sees in the mirror below.
        Pore on, fair Creature! for ever pore,
        Nor dream to be disenchanted more;
        For vain is expectance, and wish is vain,
        'Till a new Narcissus can come again.




  TO LOUISA M[ARTIN], WHOM I USED TO CALL "MONKEY"

                     (1831)

        Louisa, serious grown and mild,
        I knew you once a romping child,
        Obstreperous much and very wild.
        Then you would clamber up my knees,
        And strive with every art to tease,
        When every art of yours could please.
        Those things would scarce be proper now.
        But they are gone, I know not how,
        And woman's written on your brow.
        Time draws his finger o'er the scene;
        But I cannot forget between
        The Thing to me you once have been
        Each sportive sally, wild escape,--
        The scoff, the banter, and the jape,--
        And antics of my gamesome Ape.




                     CHEAP GIFTS: A SONNET

                             (1834)

[In a leaf of a quarto edition of the 'Lives of the Saints, written in
Spanish by the learned and reverend father, Alfonso Villegas, Divine, of
the order of St. Dominick, set forth in English by John Heigham, Anno
1630,' bought at a Catholic book-shop in Duke Street, Lincoln's Inn
Fields, I found, carefully inserted, a painted flower, seemingly coeval
with the book itself; and did not, for some time, discover that it
opened in the middle, and was the cover to a very humble draught of a
St. Anne, with the Virgin and Child; doubtless the performance of some
poor but pious Catholic, whose meditations it assisted.]

          O lift with reverent hand that tarnish'd flower,
          That 'shrines beneath her modest canopy
          Memorials dear to Romish piety;
          Dim specks, rude shapes, of Saints! in fervent hour
          The work perchance of some meek devotee,
          Who, poor in worldly treasures to set forth
          The sanctities she worshipped to their worth,
          In this imperfect tracery might see
          Hints, that all Heaven did to her sense reveal.
          Cheap gifts best fit poor givers. We are told
          Of the lone mite, the cup of water cold,
          That in their way approved the offerer's zeal.
          True love shows costliest, where the means are scant;
          And, in her reckoning, they _abound_, who _want_.




        FREE THOUGHTS ON SEVERAL EMINENT COMPOSERS

                         (1830)

          Some cry up Haydn, some Mozart,
          Just as the whim bites; for my part,
          I do not care a farthing candle
          For either of them, or for Handel.--
          Cannot a man live free and easy,
          Without admiring Pergolesi?
          Or thro' the world with comfort go,
          That never heard of Doctor Blow?
          So help me heaven, I hardly have;
          And yet I eat, and drink, and shave,
          Like other people, if you watch it,
          And know no more of stave or crotchet,
          Than did the primitive Peruvians;
          Or those old ante-queer-diluvians
          That lived in the unwash'd world with Jubal,
          Before that dirty blacksmith Tubal
          By stroke on anvil, or by summ'at,
          Found out, to his great surprise, the gamut.
          I care no more for Cimarosa,
          Than he did for Salvator Rosa,
          Being no painter; and bad luck
          Be mine, if I can bear that Gluck!
          Old Tycho Brahe, and modern Herschel,
          Had something in them; but who's Purcel?
          The devil, with his foot so cloven,
          For aught I care, may take Beethoven;
          And, if the bargain does not suit,
          I'll throw him Weber in to boot.
          There's not the splitting of a splinter
          To chuse 'twixt him last named, and Winter.
          Of Doctor Pepusch old queen Dido
          Knew just as much, God knows, as I do.
          I would not go four miles to visit
          Sebastian Bach (or Batch, which is it?);
          No more I would for Bononcini.
          As for Novello, or Rossini,
          I shall not say a word to grieve 'em,
          Because they're living; so I leave 'em.



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          MISCELLANEOUS POEMS, NOT COLLECTED BY LAMB


                      DRAMATIC FRAGMENT

                            (1798)

            Fie upon't.
          All men are false, I think. The date of love
          Is out, expired, its stories all grown stale,
          O'er past, forgotten, like an antique tale
          Of Hero and Leander.
            JOHN WOODVIL.

          All are not false. I knew a youth who died
          For grief, because his Love proved so,
          And married with another.
          I saw him on the wedding-day,
          For he was present in the church that day,
          In festive bravery deck'd,
          As one that came to grace the ceremony.
          I mark'd him when the ring was given,
          His countenance never changed;
          And when the priest pronounced the marriage blessing,
          He put a silent prayer up for the bride,
          For so his moving lip interpreted.
          He came invited to the marriage feast
          With the bride's friends,
          And was the merriest of them all that day:
          But they, who knew him best, called it feign'd mirth;
          And others said,
          He wore a smile like death upon his face.
          His presence dash'd all the beholders' mirth,
          And he went away in tears.

          _What followed then?_

          Oh! then
          He did not, as neglected suitors use,
          Affect a life of solitude in shades,
          But lived,
          In free discourse and sweet society,
          Among his friends who knew his gentle nature best.
          Yet ever when he smiled,
          There was a mystery legible in his face,
          That whoso saw him said he was a man
          Not long for this world.----
          And true it was, for even then
          The silent love was feeding at his heart
          Of which he died:
          Nor ever spake word of reproach,
          Only, he wish'd in death that his remains
          Might find a poor grave in some spot, not far
          From his mistress' family vault, "being the place
          Where one day Anna should herself be laid."




            DICK STRYPE; OR, THE FORCE OF HABIT

                _A Tale--By Timothy Bramble_

                           (1801)

          Habits _are stubborn things:_
            And by the time a man is turn'd of _forty_,
            His _ruling passion's_ grown so haughty
          There is no clipping of its wings.
          The amorous roots have taken earth, and fix
          And never shall P--TT leave his juggling tricks,
          Till H----Y quits his metre with his pride,
          Till W----M learns to flatter regicide,
          Till hypocrite-enthusiasts cease to vant
          And _Mister_ W----E leaves off to cant.
          The truth will best be shewn,
          By a familiar instance of our own.

            Dick Strype
          Was a dear friend and lover of the PIPE;
          He us'd to say, _one pipe of Kirkman's best_
            Gave life a _zest_.
          To him 'twas meat, and drink, and physic,
            To see the friendly vapour
            Curl round his midnight taper,
            And the black fume
            Clothe all the room,
          In clouds as dark as _science metaphysic_.
          So still he smok'd, and drank, and crack'd his joke;
            And, had he _single_ tarried
          He might have smok'd, and still grown old in smoke:
            But RICHARD _married_.
            His wife was one, who carried
          The _cleanly virtues_ almost to a vice,
          She was so _nice:_
          And thrice a week, above, below,
          The house was scour'd from top to toe,
          And all the floors were rubb'd so bright,
          You dar'd not walk upright
          For fear of sliding:
          But that she took a pride in.

          Of all things else REBECCA STRYPE
          Could least endure a _pipe_.
          She rail'd upon the filthy herb tobacco,
            Protested that the noisome vapour
            Had spoilt the best chintz curtains and the paper
          And cost her many a pound in stucco:
          And then she quoted our _King James_, who saith
            "Tobacco is the Devil's breath."
          When wives _will_ govern, husbands _must_ obey;
                 For many a day
          DICK mourn'd and miss'd his favourite tobacco,
                 And curs'd REBECCA.

          At length the day approach'd, his wife must die:
          Imagine now the doleful cry
          Of female friends, old aunts and cousins,
          Who to the fun'ral came by dozens--
          The undertaker's men and mutes
          Stood at the gate in sable suits
          With doleful looks,
          Just like so many melancholy _rooks_.
          Now cakes and wine are handed round,
          Folks sigh, and drink, and drink, and sigh,
          For Grief makes people dry:
          But DICK is _missing_, nowhere to be found
          Above, below, about
          They searched the house throughout,
          Each hole and secret entry,
          Quite from the garret to the pantry,
          In every corner, cupboard, nook and shelf,
          And all concluded he had _hang'd_ himself.
          At last they found him--reader, guess you where--
          'Twill make you stare--
          Perch'd on REBECCA'S _Coffin_, at his rest,
          SMOKING A PIPE OF KIRKMAN'S BEST.




            TWO EPITAPHS ON A YOUNG LADY WHO LIVED
                   NEGLECTED AND DIED OBSCURE

                      (1801 _or_ 1802)

                          I

            Under this cold marble stone
            Lie the sad remains of one
            Who, when alive, by few or none
            Was lov'd, as lov'd she might have been,
            If she prosp'rous days had seen,
            Or had thriving been, I ween.
            Only this cold funeral stone
            Tells, she was beloved by one,
            Who on the marble graves his moan.


                          II

        A Heart which felt unkindness, yet complained not,
        A Tongue which spake the simple Truth, and feigned not:
        A Soul as white as the pure marble skin
        (The beauteous Mansion it was lodgèd in)
        Which, unrespected, could itself respect,
            On Earth was all the Portion of a Maid
            Who in this common Sanctuary laid,
        Sleeps unoffended by the World's neglect.




                      THE APE

                       (1806)

          An Ape is but a trivial beast,
            Men count it light and vain;
          But I would let them have their thoughts,
            To have my Ape again.

          To love a beast in any sort,
            Is no great sign of grace;
          But I have loved a flouting Ape's
            'Bove any lady's face.

          I have known the power of two fair eyes,
            In smile, or else in glance,
          And how (for I a lover was)
            They make the spirits dance;

          But I would give two hundred smiles,
            Of them that fairest be,
          For one look of my staring Ape,
            That used to stare on me.

          This beast, this Ape, it had a face--
            If face it might be styl'd--
          Sometimes it was a staring Ape,
            Sometimes a beauteous child--

          A Negro flat--a Pagod squat,
            Cast in a Chinese mold--
          And then it was a Cherub's face,
            Made of the beaten gold!

          But TIME, that's meddling, meddling still
            And always altering things--
          And, what's already at the best,
            To alteration brings--

          That turns the sweetest buds to flowers,
            And chops and changes toys--
          That breaks up dreams, and parts old friends,
            And still commutes our joys--

          Has changed away my Ape at last
            And in its place convey'd,
          Thinking therewith to cheat my sight,
            A fresh and blooming maid!

          And fair to sight is she--and still
            Each day doth sightlier grow,
          Upon the ruins of the Ape,
            My ancient play-fellow!

          The tale of Sphinx, and Theban jests,
            I true in me perceive;
          I suffer riddles; death from dark
            Enigmas I receive:

          Whilst a hid being I pursue,
            That lurks in a new shape,
          My darling in herself I miss--
            And, in my Ape, THE APE.





_In tabulam eximii pictoris_ B. HAYDONI, _in quâ Solymaei, adveniente
Domino, palmas in viâ, prosternentes mirâ arte depinguntur_

                             (1820)

        Quid vult iste equitans? et quid oclit ista virorum
        Palmifera ingens turba, et vox tremebunda Hosanna,
        Hosanna Christo semper semperque canamus.

        _Palma_ fuit _Senior_ pictor celeberrimus olim;
        Sed palmam cedat, modò si foret ille superstes,
        _Palma, Haydone_, tibi: tu palmas omnibus aufers.

        Palma negata macrum, donataque reddit opimum.
        Si simul incipiat cum famâ increscere corpus,
        Tu citò pinguesces, fies et, amicule, obesus.

        Affectat lauros pictores atque poetae
        Sin laurum invideant (sed quis tibi?) laurigerentes,
        Pro lauro palmâ viridante tempora cingas.




                             CARLAGNULUS.

        _Translation of the Latin Verses on Mr. Haydon's Picture_

        What rider's that? and who those myriads bringing
        Him on his way with palms, Hosannas singing?
        _Hosanna to the Christ_, HEAVEN--EARTH--should still be ringing.

        In days of old, old Palma won renown:
        But Palma's self must yield the painter's crown,
        Haydon, to thee. Thy palm put every other down.

        If Flaccus' sentence with the truth agree,
        That "palms awarded make men plump to be,"
        Friend Horace, Haydon soon in bulk shall match with thee.

        Painters with poets for the laurel vie:
        But should the laureat band thy claims deny,
        Wear thou thy own green palm, Haydon, triumphantly.




                           SONNET

    _To Miss Burney, on her Character of Blanch in "Country
    Neighbours," a Tale_

                           (1820)

        Bright spirits have arisen to grace the BURNEY name,
           And some in letters, some in tasteful arts,
           In learning some have borne distinguished parts;
        Or sought through science of sweet sounds their fame:
        And foremost _she_, renowned for many a tale
           Of faithful love perplexed, and of that good
           Old man, who, as CAMILLA'S guardian, stood
        In obstinate virtue clad like coat of mail.
        Nor dost thou, SARAH, with unequal pace
           Her steps pursue. The pure romantic vein
           No gentler creature ever knew to feign
        Than thy fine Blanch, young with an elder grace,
           In all respects without rebuke or blame,
           Answering the antique freshness of her name.




                 TO MY FRIEND THE INDICATOR

                           (1820)

        Your easy Essays indicate a flow,
        Dear Friend, of brain which we may elsewhere seek;
        And to their pages I, and hundreds, owe,
        That Wednesday is the sweetest of the week.
        Such observation, wit, and sense, are shewn,
        We think the days of Bickerstaff returned;
        And that a portion of that oil you own,
        In his undying midnight lamp which burned.
        I would not lightly bruise old Priscian's head,
        Or wrong the rules of grammar understood;
        But, with the leave of Priscian be it said,
        The _Indicative_ is your _Potential Mood._
        Wit, poet, prose-man, party-man, translator--
        H[unt], your best title yet is INDICATOR.




        ON SEEING MRS. K---- B----, AGED UPWARDS
             OF EIGHTY, NURSE AN INFANT

        A sight like this might find apology
        In worlds unsway'd by our Chronology;
        As Tully says, (the thought's in Plato)--
        "To die is but to go to Cato."
        Of this world Time is of the essence,--
        A kind of universal presence;
        And therefore poets should have made him
        Not only old, as they've pourtray'd him,
        But young, mature, and old--all three
        In one--a sort of mystery--
        ('Tis hard to paint abstraction pure.)
        Here young--there old--and now mature--
        Just as we see some old book-print,
        Not to one scene its hero stint;
        But, in the distance, take occasion
        To draw him in some other station.
        Here this prepost'rous union seems
        A kind of meeting of extremes.
        Ye may not live together. Mean ye
        To pass that gulf that lies between ye
        Of fourscore years, as we skip ages
        In turning o'er historic pages?
        Thou dost not to this age belong:
        Thou art three generations wrong:
        Old Time has miss'd thee: there he tarries!
        Go on to thy contemporaries!
        Give the child up. To see thee kiss him
        Is a compleat anachronism.
        Nay, keep him. It is good to see
        Race link'd to race, in him and thee.
        The child repelleth not at all
        Her touch as uncongenial,
        But loves the old Nurse like another--
        Its sister--or its natural mother;
        And to the nurse a pride it gives
        To think (though old) that still she lives
        With one, who may not hope in vain
        To live her years all o'er again!




          TO EMMA, LEARNING LATIN, AND DESPONDING

        (_By Mary Lamb_.  ? 1827)

        Droop not, dear Emma, dry those falling tears,
        And call up smiles into thy pallid face,
        Pallid and care-worn with thy arduous race:
        In few brief months thou hast done the work of years.
        To young beginnings natural are these fears.
        A right good scholar shalt thou one day be,
        And that no distant one; when even she,
        Who now to thee a star far off appears,
        That most rare Latinist, the Northern Maid--
        The language-loving Sarah[15] of the Lake--
        Shall hail thee Sister Linguist. This will make
        Thy friends, who now afford thee careful aid,
        A recompense most rich for all their pains,
        Counting thy acquisitions their best gains.


[Footnote 15: Daughter of S.T. Coleridge, Esq.; an accomplished linguist
in the Greek and Latin tongues, and translatress of a History of the
Abipones. [Note in _Blackwood_.]]




                              LINES

_Addressed to Lieut. R.W.H. Hardy, R.N., on the Perusal of his Volume of
Travels in the Interior of Mexico_

        'Tis pleasant, lolling in our elbow chair,
        Secure at home, to read descriptions rare
        Of venturous traveller in savage climes;
        His hair-breadth 'scapes, toil, hunger--and sometimes
        The merrier passages that, like a foil
        To set off perils past, sweetened that toil,
        And took the edge from danger; and I look
        With such fear-mingled pleasure thro' thy book,
        Adventurous Hardy! Thou a _diver_[16] art,
        But of no common form; and for thy part
        Of the adventure, hast brought home to the nation
        _Pearls_ of discovery--_jewels_ of observation.

        ENFIELD, _January_, 1830.


[Footnote 16: Captain Hardy practised this art with considerable
success. [Note in _Athenaeum_.]]




                              LINES

    [_For a Monument Commemorating the Sudden Death by
    Drowning of a Family, of Four Sons and Two Daughters_]

                              (1831)

        Tears are for lighter griefs. Man weeps the doom,
        That seals a single victim to the tomb.
        But when Death riots--when, with whelming sway,
        Destruction sweeps a family away;
        When infancy and youth, a huddled mass,
        All in an instant to oblivion pass,
        And parents' hopes are crush'd; what lamentation
        Can reach the depth of such a desolation?
        Look upward, Feeble Ones! look up and trust,
        That HE who lays their mortal frame in dust,
        Still hath the immortal spirit in his keeping--
        In Jesus' sight they are not dead but sleeping.



                    TO C. ADERS, ESQ.

_On his Collection of Paintings by the old German Masters_

                         (1831)

        Friendliest of men, ADERS, I never come
        Within the precincts of this sacred Room,
        But I am struck with a religious fear,
        Which says "Let no profane eye enter here."
        With imagery from Heav'n the walls are clothed,
        Making the things of Time seem vile and loathed.
        Spare Saints, whose bodies seem sustain'd by Love,
        With Martyrs old in meek procession move.
        Here kneels a weeping Magdalen, less bright
        To human sense for her blurr'd cheeks; in sight
        Of eyes, new-touch'd by Heav'n, more winning fair
        Than when her beauty was her only care.
        A Hermit here strange mysteries doth unlock
        In desart sole, his knees worn by the rock.
        There Angel harps are sounding, while below
        Palm-bearing Virgins in white order go.
        Madonnas, varied with so chaste design,
        While all are different, each seems genuine,
        And hers the only Jesus: hard outline,
        And rigid form, by DURER'S hand subdued
        To matchless grace, and sacro-sanctitude;
        DURER, who makes thy slighted Germany
        Vie with the praise of paint-proud Italy.

        Whoever enter'st here, no more persume
        To name a Parlour, or a Drawing Room;
        But, bending lowly to each holy Story,
        Make this thy Chapel, and thine Oratory.




                    HERCULES PACIFICATUS

                  _A Tale from Suidas_

                          (1831)


            In days of yore, ere early Greece
            Had dream'd of patrols or police,
            A crew of rake-hells _in terrorem_
            Spread wide, and carried all before 'em,
            Rifled the poultry, and the women,
            And held that all things were in common;
            Till Jove's great Son the nuisance saw,
            And did abate it by Club Law.
            Yet not so clean he made his work,
            But here and there a rogue would lurk
            In caves and rocky fastnesses,
            And shunn'd the strength of Hercules.

            Of these, more desperate than others,
            A pair of ragamuffin brothers
            In secret ambuscade join'd forces,
            To carry on unlawful courses.
            These Robbers' names, enough to shake us,
            Where, Strymon one, the other Cacus.
            And, more the neighbourhood to bother,
            A wicked dam they had for mother,
            Who knew their craft, but not forbid it,
            And whatsoe'er they nymm'd, she hid it;
            Received them with delight and wonder,
            When they brought home some 'special plunder;
            Call'd them her darlings, and her white boys,
            Her ducks, her dildings--all was right boys--
            "Only," she said, "my lads, have care
            Ye fall not into BLACK BACK'S snare;
            For, if he catch, he'll maul your _corpus_,
            And clapper-claw you to some purpose."
            She was in truth a kind of witch,
            Had grown by fortune-telling rich;
            To spells and conjurings did tackle her,
            And read folks' dooms by light oracular;
            In which she saw, as clear as daylight,
            What mischief on her bairns would a-light;
            Therefore she had a special loathing
            For all that own'd that sable clothing.

            Who can 'scape fate, when we're decreed to 't?
            The graceless brethren paid small heed to 't.
            A brace they were of sturdy fellows,
            As we may say, that fear'd no colours,
            And sneer'd with modern infidelity
            At the old gipsy's fond credulity.
            It proved all true tho', as she'd mumbled--
            For on a day the varlets stumbled
            On a green spot--_sit linguae fides_--
            'Tis Suidas tells it--where Alcides
            Secure, as fearing no ill neighbour,
            Lay fast asleep after a "Labour."
            His trusty oaken plant was near--
            The prowling rogues look round, and leer,
            And each his wicked wits 'gan rub,
            How to bear off the famous Club;
            Thinking that they _sans_ price or hire wou'd
            Carry 't strait home, and chop for fire wood.

            'Twould serve their old dame half a winter--
            You stare? but 'faith it was no splinter;
            I would not for much money 'spy
            Such beam in any neighbour's eye.
            The villains, these exploits not dull in,
            Incontinently fell a pulling.
            They found it heavy--no slight matter--
            But tugg'd, and tugg'd it, till the clatter
            'Woke Hercules, who in a trice
            Whipt up the knaves, and with a splice,
            He kept on purpose--which before
            Had served for giants many a score--
            To end of Club tied each rogue's head fast;
            Strapping feet too, to keep them steadfast;
            And pickaback them carries townwards,
            Behind his brawny back head-downwards,
            (So foolish calf--for rhyme I bless X--
            Comes _nolens volens_ out of Essex);
            Thinking to brain them with his _dextra_,
            Or string them up upon the next tree.
            That Club--so equal fates condemn--
            They thought to catch, has now catch'd them.

            Now Hercules, we may suppose,
            Was no great dandy in his clothes;
            Was seldom, save on Sundays, seen
            In calimanco, or nankeen;
            On anniversaries would try on
            A jerkin spick-span new from lion;
            Went bare for the most part, to be cool,
            And save the time of his Groom of the Stole;
            Besides, the smoke he had been in
            In Stygian gulf, had dyed his skin
            To a natural sable--a right hell-fit--
            That seem'd to careless eyes black velvet.

            The brethren from their station scurvy,
            Where they hung dangling topsy turvy,
            With horror view the black costume,
            And each persumes his hour is come!
            Then softly to themselves 'gan mutter
            The warning words their dame did utter;
            Yet not so softly, but with ease
            Were overheard by Hercules.
            Quoth Cacus--"This is he she spoke of,
            Which we so often made a joke of."
            "I see," said the other, "thank our sin for't,
            'Tis BLACK BACK sure enough--we're in for 't."

            His Godship who, for all his brag
            Of roughness, was at heart a wag,
            At his new name was tickled finely,
            And fell a laughing most divinely.
            Quoth he, "I'll tell this jest in heaven--
            The musty rogues shall be forgiven."
            So in a twinkling did uncase them,
            On mother earth once more to place them--
            The varlets, glad to be unhamper'd,
            Made each a leg--then fairly scamper'd.




   THE PARTING SPEECH OF THE CELESTIAL MESSENGER TO THE POET

   _From the Latin of Palingenius, in the Zodiacus Vitae_

                          (1832)

        But now time warns (my mission at an end)
        That to Jove's starry court I re-ascend;
        From whose high battlements I take delight
        To scan your earth, diminish'd to the sight,
        Pendant, and round, and, as an apple, small;
        Self-propt, self-balanced, and secure from fall
        By her own weight: and how with liquid robe
        Blue ocean girdles round her tiny globe,
        While lesser Nereus, gliding like a snake,
        Betwixt her hands his flexile course doth take,
        Shrunk to a rivulet; and how the Po,
        The mighty Ganges, Tanais, Ister, show
        No bigger than a ditch which rains have swell'd.
        Old Nilus' seven proud mouths I late beheld,
        And mock'd the watery puddles. Hosts steel-clad
        Ofttimes I thence behold; and how the sad
        Peoples are punish'd by the fault of kings,
        Which from the purple fiend Ambition springs.
        Forgetful of mortality, they live
        In hot strife for possessions fugitive,
        At which the angels grieve. Sometimes I trace
        Of fountains, rivers, seas, the change of place;
        By ever shifting course, and Time's unrest,
        The vale exalted, and the mount deprest
        To an inglorious valley; plough-shares going
        Where tall trees rear'd their tops; and fresh trees growing
        In antique pastures. Cities lose their site.
        Old things wax new. O what a rare delight
        To him, who from this vantage can survey
        At once stern Afric, and soft Asia,
        With Europe's cultured plains; and in their turns
        Their scatter'd tribes: those whom the hot Crab burns,
        The tawny Ethiops; Orient Indians;
        Getulians; ever-wandering Scythians;
        Swift Tartar hordes; Cilicians rapacious,
        And Parthians with back-bended bow pugnacious;
        Sabeans incense-bringing, men of Thrace,
        Italian, Spaniard, Gaul, and that rough race
        Of Britons, rigid as their native colds;
        With all the rest the circling sun beholds!
        But clouds, and elemental mists, deny
        These visions blest to any fleshly eye.




        EXISTENCE, CONSIDERED IN ITSELF, NO BLESSING

            _From the Latin of Palingenius_

                       (1832)

The Poet, after a seeming approval of suicide, from a consideration of
the cares and crimes of life, finally rejecting it, discusses the
negative importance of existence, contemplated in itself, without
reference to good or evil.

        Of these sad truths consideration had--
        Thou shalt not fear to quit this world so mad,
        So wicked; but the tenet rather hold
        Of wise Calanus, and his followers old,
        Who with their own wills their own freedom wrought,
        And by self-slaughter their dismissal sought
        From this dark den of crime--this horrid lair
        Of men, that savager than monsters are;
        And scorning longer, in this tangled mesh
        Of ills, to wait on perishable flesh,
        Did with their desperate hands anticipate
        The too, too slow relief of lingering fate.
        And if religion did not stay thine hand,
        And God, and Plato's wise behests, withstand,
        I would in like case counsel thee to throw
        This senseless burden off, of cares below.
        Not wine, _as_ wine, men choose, but as it came
        From such or such a vintage: 'tis the same
        With life, which simply must be understood
        A black negation, if it be not good.
        But if 'tis wretched all--as men decline
        And loath the sour lees of corrupted wine--
        'Tis so to be contemn'd. Merely TO BE
        Is not a boon to seek, nor ill to flee,
        Seeing that every vilest little Thing
        Has it in common, from a gnat's small wing,
        A creeping worm, down to the moveless stone,
        And crumbling bark from trees. Unless TO BE,
        And TO BE BLEST, be one, I do not see
        In bare existence, _as_ existence, aught
        That's worthy to be loved, or to be sought.




                    TO SAMUEL ROGERS, ESQ.

        _On the New Edition of his "Pleasures of Memory"_

                            (1833)

        When thy gay book hath paid its proud devoirs,
        Poetic friend, and fed with luxury
        The eye of pampered aristocracy
        In glittering drawing-rooms and gilt boudoirs,
        O'erlaid with comments of pictorial art,
        However rich and rare, yet nothing leaving
        Of healthful action to the soul-conceiving
        Of the true reader--yet a nobler part
        Awaits thy work, already classic styled.
        Cheap-clad, accessible, in homeliest show
        The modest beauty through the land shall go
        From year to year, and render life more mild;
        Refinement to the poor man's hearth shall give,
        And in the moral heart of England live.




                   TO CLARA N[OVELLO]

                         (1834)

        The Gods have made me most unmusical,
        With feelings that respond not to the call
        Of stringed harp, or voice--obtuse and mute
        To hautboy, sackbut, dulcimer, and flute;
        King David's lyre, that made the madness flee
        From Saul, had been but a jew's-harp to me:
        Theorbos, violins, French horns, guitars,
        Leave in my wounded ears inflicted scars;
        I hate those trills, and shakes, and sounds that float
        Upon the captive air; I know no note,
        Nor ever shall, whatever folks may say,
        Of the strange mysteries of _Sol_ and _Fa_;
        I sit at oratorios like a fish,
        Incapable of sound, and only wish
        The thing was over. Yet do I admire,
        O tuneful daughter of a tuneful sire,
        Thy painful labours in a science, which
        To your deserts I pray may make you rich
        As much as you are loved, and add a grace
        To the most musical Novello race.
        Women lead men by the nose, some cynics say;
        You draw them by the ear--a delicater way.




                     THE SISTERS

        On Emma's honest brow we read display'd
        The constant virtues of the Nut Brown Maid;
        Mellifluous sounds on Clara's tongue we hear,
        Notes that once lured a Seraph from his sphere;
        Cecilia's eyes such winning beauties crown
        As without song might draw _her_ Angel down.




                 LOVE WILL COME

            Tune--_The Tartar Drum_

                         I

        Guard thy feelings, pretty Vestal,
            From the smooth Intruder free;
        Cage thy heart in bars of chrystal,
            Lock it with a golden key:
        Thro' the bars demurely stealing,
            Noiseless footstep, accent dumb,
        His approach to none revealing--
            Watch, or watch not, LOVE WILL COME.

            His approach to none revealing--
                Watch, or watch not, Love will come--Love,
                Watch, or watch not, Love will come.


                         II

        Scornful Beauty may deny him--
            He hath spells to charm disdain;
        Homely Features may defy him--
            Both at length must wear the chain.
        Haughty Youth in Courts of Princes--
            Hermit poor with age o'er come--
        His soft plea at last convinces;
            Sooner, later, LOVE WILL COME.

            His soft plea at length convinces;
                Sooner, later, Love will come--Love,
                Sooner, later, Love will come.




                TO MARGARET W----

            Margaret, in happy hour
            Christen'd from that humble flower
              Which we a daisy[17] call!
            May thy pretty name-sake be
            In all things a type of thee,
              And image thee in all.


[Footnote 17: Marguerite, in French, signifies a daisy. [Note in
_Athenaeum_.]]



                  To Margaret W----


          Like _it_ you show a modest face,
          An unpretending native grace;--
            The tulip, and the pink,
          The china and the damask rose,
          And every flaunting flower that blows,
            In the comparing shrink.

          Of lowly fields you think no scorn;
          Yet gayest gardens would adorn,
            And grace, wherever set.
          Home-seated in your lonely bower,
          Or wedded--a transplanted flower--
            I bless you, Margaret!

EDMONTON, 8_th October_, 1834.



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            ADDITIONAL ALBUM VERSES AND ACROSTICS


                      WHAT IS AN ALBUM?

        'Tis a Book kept by modern Young Ladies for show,
        Of which their plain grandmothers nothing did know.
        'Tis a medley of scraps, fine verse, and fine prose,
        And some things not very like either, God knows.
        The soft First Effusions of Beaux and of Belles,
        Of future LORD BYRONS, and sweet L.E.L.'s;
        Where wise folk and simple both equally shine,
        And you write your nonsense, that I may write mine.
        Stick in a fine landscape, to make a display,
        A flower-piece, a foreground, all tinted so gay,
        As NATURE herself (could she see them) would strike
        With envy, to think that she ne'er did the like:
        And since some LAVATERS, with head-pieces comical,
        Have pronounc'd people's hands to be physiognomical,
        Be sure that you stuff it with AUTOGRAPHS plenty,
        All framed to a pattern, so stiff, and so dainty.
        They no more resemble folks' every-day writing,
        Than lines penn'd with pains do extemp'rel enditing;
        Or the natural countenance (pardon the stricture)
        The faces we make when we sit for our picture.

        Thus you have, dearest EMMA, an ALBUM complete--
        Which may _you_ live to finish, and _I_ live to see it;
        And since you began it for innocent ends,
        May it swell, and grow bigger each day with new friends,
        Who shall set down kind names, as a token and test,
        As I my poor _autograph_ sign with the rest.




                THE FIRST LEAF OF SPRING

      _Written on the First Leaf of a Lady's Album_

        Thou fragile, filmy, gossamery thing,
        First leaf of spring!
        At every lightest breath that quakest,
        And with a zephyr shakest;
        Scarce stout enough to hold thy slender form together,
        In calmest halcyon weather;
        Next sister to the web that spiders weave,
        Poor flutterers to deceive
        Into their treacherous silken bed:
        O! how art thou sustained, how nourishèd!
        All trivial as thou art,
        Without dispute,
        Thou play'st a mighty part;
        And art the herald to a throng
        Of buds, blooms, fruit,
        That shall thy cracking branches sway,
        While birds on every spray
        Shall pay the copious fruitage with a sylvan song.
        So 'tis with thee, whoe'er on thee shall look,
        First leaf of this beginning modest book.
        Slender thou art, God knowest,
        And little grace bestowest,
        But in thy train shall follow after,
        Wit, wisdom, seriousness, in hand with laughter;
        Provoking jests, restraining soberness,
        In their appropriate dress;
        And I shall joy to be outdone
        By those who brighter trophies won;
        Without a grief,
        That I thy slender promise have begun,
        First leaf.

1832.





                    TO MRS. F[IELD]

            _On Her Return from Gibraltar_

        Jane, you are welcome from the barren Rock,
        And Calpe's sounding shores. Oh do not mock,
        Now you have rais'd, our greetings; nor again
        Ever revisit that dry nook of Spain.

        Friends have you here, and friendships to command,
        In merry England. Love this hearty land.
        Ease, comfort, competence--of these possess'd,
        Let prodigal adventurers seek the rest:
        Dear England is _as you_,--a _Field_ the Lord hath blest.




                   TO M[ARY] L[AETITIA] F[IELD]

        (_Expecting to See Her Again after a Long Interval_)

        How many wasting, many wasted years,
        Have run their round, since I beheld your face!
        In Memory's dim eye it yet appears
        Crowned, as it _then_ seemed, with a chearful grace.
        Young prattling Maiden, on the Thames' fair side,
        Enlivening pleasant Sunbury with your smiles,
        Time may have changed you: coy reserve, or pride,
        To sullen looks reduced those mirthful wiles.
        I will not 'bate one smile on that clear brow,
        But take of Time a rigorous account,
        When next I see you; and Maria now
        Must _be_ the Thing she _was_. To what amount
        These verses else?--all hollow and untrue--
        This was not writ, these lines not meant, for YOU.




                TO ESTHER FIELD

            Esther, holy name and sweet,
            Smoothly runs on even feet,
            To the mild Acrostic bending;
            Hebrew recollections blending.
            Ever keep that Queen in view--
            Royal namesake--bold, and true!

            Firm she stood in evil times,
            In the face of Haman's crimes.--
            Ev'n as She, do Thou possess
            Loftiest virtue in the dress,
            Dear F----, of native loveliness.




                [TO MRS. WILLIAMS]

                      (1830)

            Go little Poem, and present
            Respectful terms of compliment;
            A gentle lady bids thee speak!
            Courteous is _she_, tho' thou be weak--
            Evoke from Heaven as thick as manna

            Joy after joy on Grace Joanna:
            On Fornham's Glebe and Pasture land
            A blessing pray. Long, long may stand,
            Not touched by Time, the Rectory blithe;
            No grudging churl dispute his Tithe;
            At Easter be the offerings due

            With cheerful spirit paid; each pew
            In decent order filled; no noise
            Loud intervene to drown the voice,
            Learning, or wisdom of the Teacher;
            Impressive be the Sacred Preacher,
            And strict his notes on holy page;
            May young and old from age to age
            Salute, and still point out, 'The good man's Parsonage!'




                      TO THE BOOK

            Little Casket! Storehouse rare
            Of rich conceits, to please the Fair!
            Happiest he of mortal men,--
            (I crown him monarch of the pen,)--
            To whom Sophia deigns to give
            The flattering prerogative
            To inscribe his name in chief,
            On thy first and maiden Leaf.
            When thy pages shall be full
            Of what brighter wits can cull
            Of the Tender or Romantic,
            Creeping Prose or Verse Gigantic,--
            Which thy spaces so shall cram
            That the Bee-like Epigram
            (Which a two-fold tribute brings,
            Honey gives at once, and stings,)
            Hath not room left wherewithal
            To infix its tiny scrawl;
            Haply some more youthful swain,
            Striving to describe his pain,
            And the Damsel's ear to seize
            With more expressive lays than these,
            When he finds his own excluded
            And these counterfeits intruded;
            While, loitering in the Muse's bower,
            He overstayed the eleventh hour,
            Till the tables filled--shall fret,
            Die, or sicken with regret
            Or into a shadow pine:
            While this triumphant verse of mine,
            Like to some favoured stranger-guest,
            Bidden to a good man's Feast
            Shall sit--by merit less than fate--
            In the upper Seat in State.




                 TO S[OPHIA] F[REND]

                   _Acrostic_

            Solemn Legends we are told
            Of bright female Names of old,
            Phyllus fair, Laodameia,
            Helen, but methinks Sophia
            Is a name of better meaning
            And a sort of Christian leaning.

            For it _Wisdom_ means, which passes
            Rubies, pearls, or golden masses.
            Ever try that Name to merit;
            Never quit what you inherit,
            Duly from your Father's spirit.




              TO R[OTHA] Q[UILLINAN]

                  _Acrostic_

            ROTHA, how in numbers light,
            Ought I to express thee?
            Take my meaning in its flight--
            Haste imports not always slight--
            And believe, I bless thee.




                 TO S[ARAH] L[OCKE]

                  _Acrostic_

            Shall I praise a face unseen,
            And extol a fancied mien,
            Rave on visionary charm,
            And from shadows take alarm?
            Hatred hates _without a cause;_

            Love may love, with more applause,
            Or, without a reason given,
            Charmed be with unknown Heaven.
            Keep the secrets, though, unmocked,
            Ever in your bosom _Locke'd_.




                 TO M[ARY] L[OCKE]

                   _Acrostic_

            Must I write with pen unwilling
            And describe those graces killing
            Rightly, which I never saw?
            Yes--it is the Album's law.

            Let me then Invention strain
            On your excelling charms to feign--
            Cold is Fiction? I _believe_ it
            Kindly, as I did receive it,
            Even as J.F.'s tongue did weave it.




              AN ACROSTIC AGAINST ACROSTICS

                 [_To Edward Hogg_]

            Envy not the wretched Poet
            Doomed to pen these teasing strains,
            Wit so cramped, ah, who can show it,
            Are the trifles worth the pains.
            Rhyme compared with this were easy,
            Double Rhymes may not displease ye.

            Homer, Horace sly and caustic,
            Owed no fame to vile acrostic.
            G's, I am sure, the Readers choked with,
            Good men's names must not be joked with.




      ON BEING ASKED TO WRITE IN MISS WESTWOOD'S ALBUM

        My feeble Muse, that fain her best wou'd
        Write, at command of Frances Westwood,
        But feels her wits not in their best mood,
        Fell lately on some idle fancies,
        As she's much given to romances,
        About this self-same style as Frances;
        Which seems to be a name in common
        Attributed to man or woman.
        She thence contrived this flattering moral,
        With which she hopes no soul will quarrel,
        That she, whom this twin title decks,
        Combines what's good in either sex;
        Unites--how very rare the case is!--
        Masculine sense to female graces;
        And, quitting not her proper rank,
        Is both in one--Fanny, and frank.

    12_th October_, 1827.




                [IN MISS WESTWOOD'S ALBUM]

                     _By Mary Lamb_

        Small beauty to your Book my lines can lend,
        Yet you shall have the best I can, sweet friend,
        To serve for poor memorials 'gainst the day
        That calls you from your Parent-roof away,
        From the mild offices of Filial life
        To the more serious duties of a Wife.
        The World is opening to you--may you rest
        With all your prospects realised, and blest!--
        I, with the Elder Couple left behind,
        On evenings chatting, oft shall call to mind
        Those spirits of Youth, which Age so ill can miss,
        And, wanting you, half grudge your S--n's bliss;
        Till mirthful malice tempts us to exclaim
        'Gainst the dear Thief, who robb'd you of your _Name_.

    ENFIELD CHASE, 17_th May_, 1828.




                      UN SOLITAIRE

            _A Drawing by E.I._ [_Emma Isola_]

                  [_To Sarah Lachlan_]

            Solitary man, around thee
            Are the mountains: Peace hath found thee
            Resting by that rippling tide;
            All vain toys of life expelling,
            Hermit-like, thou find'st a dwelling,
            Lost 'mid foliage stretching wide.
            Angels here alone may find thee,
            Contemplation fast may bind thee.
            Holier spot, or more fantastic,
            Livelier scene of deep seclusion,
            Armed by Nature 'gainst intrusion,
            Never graced a seat Monastic.




                   TO S[ARAH] T[HOMAS]

                       _An Acrostic_

        Sarah, blest wife of "Terah's faithful Son,"
        After a race of years with goodness run,
        Regardless heard the promised miracle,
        And mocked the blessing as impossible.
        How weak is Faith!--even He, the most sincere,

        Thomas, to his meek Master not least dear,
        Holy, and blameless, yet refused assent
        Of full belief, until he could content
        Mere human senses. In your piety,
        As you are _one_ in _name_, industriously
        So copy them: but _shun_ their weak part--_Incredulity_.




                  TO MRS. SARAH ROBINSON

        Soul-breathing verse, thy gentlest guise put on
        And greet the honor'd name of Robinson.
        Rome in her throng'd and stranger-crowded streets,
        And palaces, where pilgrim _pilgrim_ meets,
        Holds not, respected Sarah, one that can
        Revered make the name of Englishman,
        Or loved, more than thy Kinsman, dear to me
        By many a friendly act. His heart I see
        In thee with answering courtesy renew'd.
        Nor shall to thee my debt of gratitude
        Soon fade, that didst receive with open hand
        One that was come a stranger to thy land--
        Now call[s] thee Friend. Her thanks, and mine, command.

    Enfield, 14_th March_, 1831.




                   TO SARAH [APSEY]

                       _Acrostic_

          Sarah,--your other name I know not,
          And fine encomiums I bestow not,
          Regard me as an utter stranger,
          A hair-brain'd, hasty, album-ranger,
          Heaven shield you, Girl, from every danger!




               TO JOSEPH VALE ASBURY

                     _Acrostic_

          Judgements are about us thoroughly;
          O'er all Enfield hangs the Cholera,
          Savage monster, none like him
          Ever rack'd a human limb.
          Pest, nor plague, nor fever yellow,
          Has made patients more to bellow.

          Vain his threatnings! Asbury comes,
          And defiance beats by drums;
          Label, bottle, box, pill, potion,
          Each enlists in the commotion.

          And with Vials, like to those
          Seen in Patmos[18], charged with woes,
          Breathing Wrath, he falls pell-mell
          Upon the Foe, and pays him well.
          Revenge!--he has made the monster sick
          Yea, Cholera vanish, choleric.


[Footnote 18: _Vide_ Revelations.]



                TO D[OROTHY] A[SBURY]

                     _Acrostic_

        Divided praise, Lady, to you we owe,
        Of all the health your husband doth bestow,
        Respected wife of skilful Asbury!
        Oracular foresight named thee Dorothy;
        Tis a Greek word, and signifies God's Gift;
        (How Learning helps poor Poets at a shift!)--
        You are that gift. When, tired with human ails,

        And tedious listening to the sick man's tales,
        Sore spent, and fretted, he comes home at eve,
        By mild medicaments you his toils deceive.
        Under your soothing treatment he revives;
        (Restorative is the smile of gentle wives):
        You lengthen _his_, who lengthens _all our lives._




                      TO LOUISA MORGAN

        How blest is he who in his _age_, exempt
        From fortune's frowns, and from the troublous strife
        Of storms that harass still the private life,
        "Below ambition, and above contempt,"
        Hath gain'd a quiet harbour, where he may
        Look back on shipwrecks past, without a sigh
        For busier scenes, and hope's gay dreams gone by!
        And such a nook of blessedness, they say,
        Your Sire at length has found; while you, best Child,
        Content in _his_ contentment, acquiesce
        In patient toils; and in a station less,
        Than you might image, when your prospects smiled.
        In your meek virtues there is found a calm,
        That on his life's soft evening sheds a balm.




                TO SARAH JAMES OF BEGUILDY

                       _Acrostic_

            Sleep hath treasures worth retracing:
            Are you not in slumbers pacing
            Round your native spot at times,
            And seem to hear Beguildy's chimes?
            Hold the airy vision fast;
            Joy is but a dream at last:
            And what was so fugitive,
            Memory only makes to live.
            Even from troubles past we borrow
            Some thoughts that may lighten sorrow,

            Onwards as we pace through life,
            Fainting under care or strife,

            By the magic of a thought
            Every object back is brought
            Gayer than it was when real,
            Under influence ideal.
            In remembrance as a glass,
            Let your happy childhood pass;
            Dreaming so in fancy's spells,
            You still shall hear those old church bells.




                   TO EMMA BUTTON

                     _Acrostic_

            EMMA, eldest of your name,
            Meekly trusting in her God
            Midst the red-hot plough-shares trod,
            And unscorch'd preserved her fame.
            By that test if _you_ were tried,
            Ugly flames might be defied;
            Though devouring fire's a glutton,
            Through the trial you might go
            "On the light fantastic toe,"
            Nor for plough-shares care a BUTTON.




          WRITTEN UPON THE COVER OF A BLOTTING BOOK

            Blank tho' I be, within you'll find
            Relics of th' enraptured mind:
            Where truth and fable, mirth and wit,
            Are safely here deposited.
            The placid, furious, envious, wise,
            Impart to me their secresies;
            Here hidden thoughts in blotted line
            Nor sybil can the sense divine;
            Lethe and I twin sisters be--
            Then, stranger, open me and see.




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              POLITICAL AND OTHER EPIGRAMS



                TO SIR JAMES MACKINTOSH

                         (1801)

        Though thou'rt like Judas, an apostate black,
        In the resemblance one thing thou dost lack:
        When he had gotten his ill-purchased pelf,
        He went away, and wisely hanged himself.
        This thou may'st do at last; yet much I doubt,
        If thou hast any _bowels_ to gush out!



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                       TWELFTH NIGHT

  _Characters That Might Have Been Drawn on the Above Evening_

                          (1802)

                  MR. A[DDINGTON]

            I put my night-cap on my head,
            And went, as usual, to my bed;
            And, most surprising to relate,
            I woke--a Minister of State!


              MESSRS. C[ANNIN]G AND F[RER]E

          At Eton School brought up with dull boys,
          We shone like _men_ among the _school-boys_;
          But since we in the world have been,
          We are but _school-boys_ among _men_.


                    COUNT RUMFORD

          I deal in aliments fictitious
          And teaze the poor with soups nutritious.
          Of bones and flesh I make dilution
          And belong to the National Institution.




          ON A LATE EMPIRIC OF "BALMY" MEMORY

            (1802. Not printed till 1820)

          His namesake, born of Jewish breeder,
          Knew "from the Hyssop to the Cedar;"
          But he, unlike the Jewish leader,
          Scarce knew the Hyssop from the Cedar.



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                      EPIGRAMS

                       (1812)


                         I

        Princeps his rent from tinneries draws,
          His best friends are refiners;--
        What wonder then his other friends
          He leaves for under-_miners._


                        II

        Ye Politicians, tell me, pray,
        Why thus with woe and care rent?
        This is the worst that you can say,
        Some wind has blown the _wig_ away,
        And left the _hair apparent._



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           THE TRIUMPH OF THE WHALE

                   (1812)


        Io! Paean! Io! sing
        To the funny people's King.
        Not a mightier whale than this
        In the vast Atlantic is;
        Not a fatter fish than he
        Flounders round the polar sea.
        See his blubbers--at his gills
        What a world of drink he swills,
        From his trunk, as from a spout,
        Which next moment he pours out.
        Such his person--next declare,
        Muse, who his companions are.--
        Every fish of generous kind
        Scuds aside, or slinks behind;
        But about his presence keep
        All the Monsters of the Deep;
        Mermaids, with their tails and singing
        His delighted fancy stinging;
        Crooked Dolphins, they surround him,
        Dog-like Seals, they fawn around him.
        Following hard, the progress mark
        Of the intolerant salt sea shark.
        For his solace and relief,
        Flat fish are his courtiers chief.
        Last and lowest in his train,
        Ink-fish (libellers of the main)
        Their black liquor shed in spite:
        (Such on earth the things _that write_.)
        In his stomach, some do say,
        No good thing can ever stay.
        Had it been the fortune of it
        To have swallowed that old Prophet,
        Three days there he'd not have dwell'd,
        But in one have been expell'd.
        Hapless mariners are they,
        Who beguil'd (as seamen say),
        Deeming him some rock or island,
        Footing sure, safe spot, and dry land,
        Anchor in his scaly rind;
        Soon the difference they find;
        Sudden plumb, he sinks beneath them;
        Does to ruthless seas bequeath them.

          Name or title what has he?
        Is he Regent of the Sea?
        From this difficulty free us,
        Buffon, Banks or sage Linnaeus.
        With his wondrous attributes
        Say what appellation suits.
        By his bulk, and by his size,
        By his oily qualities,
        This (or else my eyesight fails),
        This should be the PRINCE OF WHALES.




                       SONNET

           _St. Crispin to Mr. Gifford_ (1819)

        All unadvised, and in an evil hour,
          Lured by aspiring thoughts, my son, you daft
          The lowly labours of the Gentle Craft
        For learned toils, which blood and spirits sour.
        All things, dear pledge, are not in all men's power;
          The wiser sort of shrub affects the ground;
          And sweet content of mind is oftener found
        In cobbler's parlour, than in critic's bower.
        The sorest work is what doth cross the grain;
          And better to this hour you had been plying
          The obsequious awl with well-waxed finger flying,
        Than ceaseless thus to till a thankless vein;
          Still teazing Muses, which are still denying;
        Making a stretching-leather of your brain.




                    THE GODLIKE

                       (1820)

        In one great man we view with odds
        A parallel to all the gods.
        Great Jove, that shook heaven with his brow,
        Could never match his princely bow.
        In him a Bacchus we behold:
        Like Bacchus, too, he ne'er grows old.
        Like Phoebus next, a flaming lover;
        And then he's Mercury--all over.
        A Vulcan, for domestic strife,
        He lamely lives without his wife.
        And sure--unless our wits be dull--
        Minerva-like, when moon was full,
        He issued from paternal skull.




                    THE THREE GRAVES

                         (1820)

        Close by the ever-burning brimstone beds
        Where Bedloe, Oates and Judas, hide their heads,
        I saw great Satan like a Sexton stand
        With his intolerable spade in hand,
        Digging three graves. Of coffin shape they were,
        For those who, coffinless, must enter there
        With unblest rites. The shrouds were of that cloth
        Which Clotho weaveth in her blackest wrath:
        The dismal tinct oppress'd the eye, that dwelt
        Upon it long, like darkness to be felt.
        The pillows to these baleful beds were toads,
        Large, living, livid, melancholy loads,
        Whose softness shock'd. Worms of all monstrous size
        Crawl'd round; and one, upcoil'd, which never dies.
        A doleful bell, inculcating despair,
        Was always ringing in the heavy air.
        And all about the detestable pit
        Strange headless ghosts, and quarter'd forms, did flit;
        Rivers of blood, from living traitors spilt,
        By treachery stung from poverty to guilt.
        I ask'd the fiend, for whom these rites were meant?
        "These graves," quoth he, "when life's brief oil is spent,
        When the dark night comes, and they're sinking bedwards,
        --I mean for Castles, Oliver, and Edwards."




                SONNET TO MATHEW WOOD, ESQ.

                    _Alderman and M.P._

                          (1820)

        Hold on thy course uncheck'd, heroic WOOD!
          Regardless what the player's son may prate,
          Saint Stephens' fool, the Zany of Debate--
        Who nothing generous ever understood.
        London's twice Praetor! scorn the fool-born jest--
          The stage's scum, and refuse of the players--
          Stale topics against Magistrates and Mayors--
        City and Country both thy worth attest.
        Bid him leave off his shallow Eton wit,
          More fit to sooth the superficial ear
          Of drunken PITT, and that pickpocket Peer,
        When at their sottish orgies they did sit,
        Hatching mad counsels from inflated vein,
        Till England, and the nations, reeled with pain.




                ON A PROJECTED JOURNEY

                        (1820)

            To gratify his people's wish
              See G[eorg]e at length prepare--
            He's setting out for Hanover--
              We've often wished him there.


                SONG FOR THE C[ORONATIO]N

            _Tune, "Roy's Wife of Aldivalloch"_

                          (1820)

            _Roi's_ wife of Brunswick Oëls!
            _Roi's_ wife of Brunswick Oëls!
            Wot you how she came to him,
            While he supinely dreamt of no ills?
            Vow! but she is a canty Queen,
            And well can she scare each royal orgie.--
            To us she ever must be dear,
            Though she's for ever cut by Georgie.--
                  _Roi's_ wife, etc. _Da capo._




                     THE UNBELOVED

                         (1820)

            Not a woman, child, or man in
            All this isle, that loves thee, C[anni]ng.
            Fools, whom gentle manners sway,
            May incline to C[astlerea]gh,
            Princes, who old ladies love,
            Of the Doctor may approve,
            Chancery lads do not abhor
            Their chatty, childish Chancellor.
            In Liverpool some virtues strike,
            And little Van's beneath dislike.
            Tho, if I were to be dead for't,
            I could never love thee, H[eadfor]t:
            (Every man must have his way)
            Other grey adulterers may.
            But thou unamiable object,--
            Dear to neither prince, nor subject;--
            Veriest, meanest scab, for pelf
            Fastning on the skin of Guelph,
            Thou, thou must, surely, _loathe thyself._




    ON THE ARRIVAL IN ENGLAND OF LORD BYRON'S REMAINS

                        (1824)

        Manners, they say, by climate alter not:
        Who goes a drunkard will return a sot.
        So lordly Juan, damn'd to lasting fame,
        Went out a pickle, and came back the same.




                           LINES

           _Suggested by a Sight of Waltham Cross_

                           (1827)

        Time-mouldering CROSSES, gemm'd with imagery
          Of costliest work, and Gothic tracery,
        Point still the spots, to hallow'd wedlock dear,
          Where rested on its solemn way the bier,
        That bore the bones of Edward's Elinor
          To mix with Royal dust at Westminster.--
        Far different rites did thee to dust consign,
          Duke Brunswick's daughter, Princely Caroline.
        A hurrying funeral, and a banish'd grave,
          High-minded Wife! were all that thou could'st have.
        Grieve not, great Ghost, nor count in death thy losses;
          Thou in thy life-time had'st thy share of _crosses._




                    FOR THE "TABLE BOOK"

                           (1827)

        Laura, too partial to her friends' enditing,
        Requires from each a pattern of their _writing._
        A weightier trifle Laura might command;
        For who to Laura would refuse his--_hand?_




                     THE ROYAL WONDERS

                          (1830)

        Two miracles at once! Compell'd by fate,
        His tarnish'd throne the Bourbon doth vacate;
        While English William,--a diviner thing,--
        Of his free pleasure hath put off _the king._
        The forms of distant old respect lets pass,
        And melts his crown into the common mass.
        Health to fair France, and fine regeneration!
        But England's is the nobler abdication.




                    "BREVIS ESSE LABORO"

                          "ONE DIP"

                           (1830)

        Much speech obscures the sense; the soul of wit
        Is brevity: our tale one proof of it.
        Poor Balbulus, a stammering invalid,
        Consults the doctors, and by them is bid
        To try sea-bathing, with this special heed,
        "One Dip was all his malady did need;
        More than that one his certain death would be."
        Now who so nervous or so shook as he,
        For Balbulus had never dipped before?
        Two well-known dippers at the Broadstairs' shore,
        Stout, sturdy churls, have stript him to the skin,
        And naked, cold, and shivering plunge him in.
        Soon he emerges, with scarce breath to say,
        "I'm to be dip--dip--dipt--." "We know it," they
        Reply; expostulation seemed in vain,
        And over ears they souse him in again,
        And up again he rises, his words trip,
        And falter as before. Still "dip--dip--dip"--
        And in again he goes with furious plunge,
        Once more to rise; when, with a desperate lunge,
        At length he bolts these words out, "Only once!"
        The villains crave his pardon. Had the dunce
        But aimed at these bare words the rogues had found him,
        But striving to be prolix, they half drowned him.




                        SUUM CUIQUE

                          (1830)

        Adsciscit sibi divitias et opes alienas
          Fur, rapiens, spolians quod mihi, quodque tibi
        Proprium erat, temnens haec verba, Meumque Tuumque;
          Omne Suum est. Tandem cuique suum tribuit.
        Dat laqueo collum: vestes, vah! carnifici dat:
          Sese Diabolo; sic bene, Cuique Suum.




                  [ON THE _LITERARY GAZETTE_]

                            (1830)

        In merry England I computed once
        The number of the dunces--dunce for dunce;
        There were _four hundred_, if I don't forget,
        _All readers of the L------y G-----e;_
        But if the author to himself keep true,
        In some short months they'll be reduced to _two_.




                      ON THE FAST-DAY

        To name a Day for general prayer and fast
          Is surely worse than of no sort of use;
        For you may see with grief, from first to last
          On _fast_-days people of all ranks are _loose_.




                     NONSENSE VERSES

        Lazy-bones, lazy-bones, wake up, and peep!
        The cat's in the cupboard, your mother's asleep.
        There you sit snoring, forgetting her ills;
        Who is to give her her Bolus and Pills?
        Twenty fine Angels must come into town,
        All for to help you to make your new gown:
        Dainty AERIAL Spinsters, and Singers;
        Aren't you ashamed to employ such white fingers?
        Delicate hands, unaccustom'd to reels,
        To set 'em a working a poor body's wheels?
        Why they came down is to me all a riddle,
        And left HALLELUJAH broke off in the middle:
        Jove's Court, and the Presence angelical, cut--
        To eke out the work of a lazy young slut.
        Angel-duck, Angel-duck, winged, and silly,
        Pouring a watering-pot over a lily,
        Gardener gratuitous, careless of pelf,
        Leave her to water her lily herself,
        Or to neglect it to death if she chuse it:
        Remember the loss is her own, if she lose it.


                 ON WAWD

       _(Of the East India House)_

         What Wawd knows, God knows;
         But God knows _what_ Wawd knows.



       *       *       *       *       *



          SIX EPITAPHS ON ENSIGN PEACOCK

                     (1799)


                MARMOR LOQUITUR

          He lies a Volunteer so fine,
          Who died of a decline,
          As you or I, may do one day;
          Reader, think of this, I pray;
          And I humbly hope you'll drop a tear
          For my poor Royal Volunteer.
          He was as brave as brave could be,
          Nobody was so brave as he;
          He would have died in Honor's bed,
          Only he died at home instead.
          Well may the Royal Regiment swear,
          They never had such a Volunteer.
          But whatsoever they may say,
          Death is a man that will have his way:
          Tho' he was but an ensign in this world of pain;
          In the next we hope he'll be a captain.
          And without meaning to make any reflection on his mentals,
          He begg'd to be buried in regimentals.


                    ON TIMOTHY WAGSTAFF

          Here lies the body of Timothy Wagstaff,
          Who was once as tall and as straight as a flagstaff;
          But now that he's gone to another world,
          His staff is broken and his flag is furled.


                   ON CAPTAIN STURMS

          Here lieth the body of Captain Sturms,
          Once "food for powder," now for worms,
          At the battle of Meida he lost his legs,
          And stumped about on wooden pegs.
          Naught cares he now for such worthless things,
          He was borne to Heaven on angels' wings.


                       ON MARGARET DIX

                   _(Born on February 29)_

            _Ci git_ the remains of Margaret Dix,
          Who was young in old age I ween,
            Though Envy with Malice cried "seventy-six,"
          The Graces declared her "nineteen."


                    ON ONESIMUS DRAKE

          To the memory of Dr. Onesimus Drake,
          Who forced good people his drugs to take--
          No wonder his patients were oft on the rack
          For this "duck of a man" was a terrible quack.


                    ON MATTHEW DAY

          Beneath this slab lies Matthew Day,
          If his body had not been snatched away
             To be by Science dissected;
          Should it have gone, one thing is clear:
          His soul the last trump is sure to hear,
            And thus be resurrected.



                 *       *       *       *       *



                   TIME AND ETERNITY

          Where the soul drinks of misery's power,
          Each moment seems a lengthened hour;
          But when bright joy illumes the mind,
          Time passes as the fleetest wind.--
          How to a wicked soul must be
          Whole ages of eternity?




                       FROM THE LATIN

          As swallows shrink before the wintry blast,
          And gladly seek a more congenial soil,
          So flatterers halt when fortune's lure is past,
          And basely court some richer lordling's smile.




                    SATAN IN SEARCH OF A WIFE

          _With the Whole Process of his Courtship
          and Marriage, and who Danced at the Wedding

                       By an Eye Witness_

                             (1831)

    DEDICATION

    To delicate bosoms, that have sighed over the _Loves of the Angels_,
    this Poem is with tenderest regard consecrated. It can be no offence
    to you, dear Ladies, that the author has endeavoured to extend the
    dominion of your darling passion; to shew Love triumphant in places,
    to which his advent has been never yet suspected. If one Cecilia
    drew an Angel down, another may have leave to attract a Spirit
    upwards; which, I am sure, was the most desperate adventure of the
    two. Wonder not at the inferior condition of the agent; for, if King
    Cophetua wooed a Beggar Maid, a greater king need not scorn to
    confess the attractions of a fair Tailor's daughter. The more
    disproportionate the rank, the more signal is the glory of your sex.
    Like that of Hecate, a triple empire is now confessed your own. Nor
    Heaven, nor Earth, nor deepest tracts of Erebus, as Milton hath it,
    have power to resist your sway. I congratulate your last victory.
    You have fairly made an Honest Man of the Old One; and, if your
    conquest is late, the success must be salutary. The new Benedict has
    employment enough on his hands to desist from dabbling with the
    affairs of poor mortals; he may fairly leave human nature to
    herself; and we may sleep for one while at least secure from the
    attacks of this hitherto restless Old Bachelor. It remains to be
    seen, whether the world will be much benefited by the change in his
    condition.




                       PART THE FIRST

                             I

        The Devil was sick and queasy of late,
          And his sleep and his appetite fail'd him;
        His ears they hung down, and his tail it was clapp'd
        Between his poor hoofs, like a dog that's been rapp'd--
          None knew what the devil ail'd him.


                            II

        He tumbled and toss'd on his mattress o' nights,
          That was fit for a fiend's disportal;
        For 'twas made of the finest of thistles and thorn,
        Which Alecto herself had gather'd in scorn
          Of the best down beds that are mortal.


                           III

        His giantly chest in earthquakes heaved,
          With groanings corresponding;
        And mincing and few were the words he spoke,
        While a sigh, like some delicate whirlwind, broke
          From a heart that seem'd desponding.


                            IV

        Now the Devil an Old Wife had for his Dam,
          I think none e'er was older:
        Her years--old Parr's were nothing to them;
        And a chicken to her was Methusalem,
          You'd say, could you behold her.


                             V

        She remember'd Chaos a little child,
          Strumming upon hand organs;
        At the birth of Old Night a gossip she sat,
        The ancientest there, and was godmother at
          The christening of the Gorgons.


                            VI

        Her bones peep'd through a rhinoceros' skin,
          Like a mummy's through its cerement;
        But she had a mother's heart, and guess'd
        What pinch'd her son; whom she thus address'd
          In terms that bespoke endearment.


                           VII

        "What ails my Nicky, my darling Imp,
          My Lucifer bright, my Beelze?
        My Pig, my Pug-with-a-curly-tail,
        You are not well. Can a mother fail
          To see _that_ which all Hell see?"


                          VIII

        "O Mother dear, I am dying, I fear;
          Prepare the yew, and the willow,
        And the cypress black: for I get no ease
        By day or by night for the cursed fleas,
          That skip about my pillow."


                            IX

        "Your pillow is clean, and your pillow-beer,
          For I wash'd 'em in Styx last night, son,
        And your blankets both, and dried them upon
        The brimstony banks of Acheron--
          It is not the _fleas_ that bite, son."


                             X

        "O I perish of cold these bitter sharp nights,
          The damp like an ague ferrets;
        The ice and the frost hath shot into the bone;
        And I care not greatly to sleep alone
          O! nights--for the fear of Spirits."


                            XI

        "The weather is warm, my own sweet boy,
          And the nights are close and stifling;
        And for fearing of Spirits, you cowardly Elf--
        Have you quite forgot you're a Spirit yourself?
          Come, come, I see you are trifling.


                           XII

        "I wish my Nicky is not in love"--
          "O mother, you have nick't it"--
        And he turn'd his head aside with a blush--
        Not red hot pokers, or crimson plush,
          Could half so deep have prick'd it.


                          XIII

        "These twenty thousand good years or more,"
          Quoth he, "on this burning shingle
        I have led a lonesome Bachelor's life,
        Nor known the comfort of babe or wife--
          'Tis a long--time to live single."


                           XIV

        Quoth she, "If a wife is all you want,
          I shall quickly dance at your wedding.
        I am dry nurse, you know, to the Female Ghosts "--
        And she call'd up her charge, and they came in hosts
          To do the old Beldam's bidding:


                            XV

        All who in their lives had been servants of sin--
          Adulteress, Wench, Virago--
        And Murd'resses old that had pointed the knife
        Against a husband's or father's life,
          Each one a She Iago.


                           XVI

        First Jezebel came--no need of paint,
          Or dressing, to make her charming;
        For the blood of the old prophetical race
        Had heighten'd the natural flush of her face
          To a pitch 'bove rouge or carmine.


                          XVII

        Semiramis there low tendered herself,
          With all Babel for a dowry:
        With Helen, the flower and the bane of Greece--
        And bloody Medea next offer'd her fleece,
          That was of Hell the Houri.


                         XVIII

        Clytemnestra, with Joan of Naples, put in;
          Cleopatra, by Anthony quicken'd;
        Jocasta, that married where she should not,
        Came hand in hand with the Daughters of Lot;
          Till the Devil was fairly sicken'd.


                           XIX

        For the Devil himself, a dev'l as he is,
          Disapproves unequal matches.
        "O Mother," he cried, "dispatch them hence!
        No Spirit--I speak it without offence--
          Shall have me in her hatches."


                            XX

        With a wave of her wand they all were gone!
          And now came out the slaughter:
        "'Tis none of these that can serve my turn;
        For a wife of flesh and blood I burn--
          I'm in love with a Taylor's Daughter.


                           XXI

        "'Tis she must heal the wounds that she made,
          'Tis she must be my physician.
        O parent mild, stand not my foe"--
        For his mother had whisper'd something low
          About "matching beneath his condition."--


                          XXII

        "And then we must get paternal consent,
          Or an unblest match may vex ye"--
        "Her father is dead; I fetched him away.
        In the midst of his goose, last Michaelmas day--
          He died of an apoplexy.


                         XXIII

        "His daughter is fair, and an only heir--
          With her I long to tether--
        He has left her his _hell_, and all that he had;
        The estates are contiguous, and I shall be mad,
          'Till we lay our two Hells together."


                          XXIV

        "But how do you know the fair maid's mind?"--
          Quoth he, "Her loss was but recent;
        And I could not speak _my_ mind you know,
        Just when I was fetching her father below--
          It would have been hardly decent.


                           XXV

        "But a leer from her eye, where Cupids lie,
          Of love gave proof apparent;
        And, from something she dropp'd, I shrewdly ween'd,
        In her heart she judged, that a _living Fiend_
          Was better than a _dead Parent_.


                          XXVI

        "But the time is short; and suitors may come,
          While I stand here reporting;
        Then make your son a bit of a Beau,
        And give me your blessing, before I go
          To the other world a courting."


                         XXVII

        "But what will you do with your horns, my son?
          And that tail--fair maids will mock it--"
        "My tail I will dock--and as for the horn,
        Like husbands above I think no scorn
          To carry it in my pocket."


                        XXVIII

        "But what will you do with your feet, my son?"
          "Here are stockings fairly woven:
        My hoofs I will hide in silken hose;
        And cinnamon-sweet are my pettitoes--
          Because, you know, they are _cloven_."


                          XXIX

        "Then take a blessing, my darling Son,"
          Quoth she, and kiss'd him civil--
        Then his neckcloth she tied; and when he was drest
        From top to toe in his Sunday's best,
          He appear'd a comely devil.


                           XXX

        So his leave he took:--but how he fared
          In his courtship--barring failures--
        In a Second Part you shall read it soon,
        In a bran new song, to be sung to the tune
          Of the "Devil among the Tailors."



               *       *       *       *       *



                     THE SECOND PART

          _Containing the Courtship, and the Wedding_


                             I

        Who is She that by night from her balcony looks
          On a garden, where cabbage is springing?
        'Tis the Tailor's fair Lass, that we told of above;
        She muses by moonlight on her True Love;
          So sharp is Cupid's stinging.


                            II

        She has caught a glimpse of the Prince of the Air
          In his Luciferian splendour,
        And away with her coyness and maiden reserve!--
        For none but the Devil her turn will serve,
          Her sorrows else will end her.


                           III

        She saw when he fetch'd her father away,
          And the sight no whit did shake her;
        For the Devil may sure with his own make free--
        And "it saves besides," quoth merrily she,
          "The expence of an Undertaker.--


                           IV

        "Then come, my Satan, my darling Sin,
          Return to my arms, my Hell Beau;
        My Prince of Darkness, my crow-black Dove"--
        And she scarce had spoke, when her own True Love
          Was kneeling at her elbow!


                             V

        But she wist not at first that this was He,
          That had raised such a boiling passion;
        For his old costume he had laid aside,
        And was come to court a mortal bride
          In a coat-and-waistcoat fashion.


                            VI

        She miss'd his large horns, and she miss'd his fair tail,
          That had hung so retrospective;
        And his raven plumes, and some other marks
        Regarding his feet, that had left their sparks
          In a mind but too susceptive:


                           VII

        And she held in scorn that a mortal born
          Should the Prince of Spirits rival,
        To clamber at midnight her garden fence--
        For she knew not else by what pretence
          To account for his arrival.


                          VIII

        "What thief art thou," quoth she, "in the dark
          That stumblest here presumptuous?
        Some Irish Adventurer I take you to be--
        A Foreigner, from your garb I see,
          Which besides is not over sumptuous."


                            IX

        Then Satan, awhile dissembling his rank,
          A piece of amorous fun tries:
        Quoth he, "I'm a Netherlander born;
        Fair Virgin, receive not my suit with scorn;
          I'm a Prince in the Low Countries--


                             X

        "Though I travel _incog_. From the Land of Fog
          And Mist I am come to proffer
        My crown and my sceptre to lay at your feet;
        It is not every day in the week you may meet,
          Fair Maid, with a Prince's offer."


                            XI

        "Your crown and your sceptre I like full well,
          They tempt a poor maiden's pride, Sir;
        But your lands and possessions--excuse if I'm rude--
        Are too far in a Northerly latitude
          For me to become your Bride, Sir.


                           XII

        "In that aguish clime I should catch my death,
          Being but a raw new comer"--
        Quoth he, "We have plenty of fuel stout;
        And the fires, which I kindle, never go out
          By winter, nor yet by summer.


                          XIII

        "I am Prince of Hell, and Lord Paramount
          Over Monarchs there abiding.
        My Groom of the Stables is Nimrod old;
        And Nebuchadnazor my stirrups must hold,
          When I go out a riding.


                           XIV

        "To spare your blushes, and maiden fears,
          I resorted to these inventions--
        But, Imposture, begone; and avaunt, Disguise!"
        And the Devil began to swell and rise
          To his own diabolic dimensions.


                            XV

        Twin horns from his forehead shot up to the moon,
          Like a branching stag in Arden;
        Dusk wings through his shoulders with eagle's strength
        Push'd out; and his train lay floundering in length
          An acre beyond the garden.--


                           XVI

        To tender hearts I have framed my lay--
          Judge ye, all love-sick Maidens,
        When the virgin saw in the soft moonlight,
        In his proper proportions, her own true knight,
          If she needed long persuadings.


                          XVII

        Yet a maidenly modesty kept her back,
          As her sex's art had taught her:
        For "the biggest Fortunes," quoth she, "in the land--
        Are not worthy"--then blush'd--"of your Highness's hand--
          Much less a poor Taylor's daughter.


                         XVIII

        "There's the two Miss Crockfords are single still,
          For whom great suitors hunger;
        And their Father's hell is much larger than mine"--
        Quoth the Devil, "I've no such ambitious design,
          For their Dad is an old Fishmonger;


                           XIX

        "And I cannot endure the smell of fish--
          I have taken an anti-bias
        To their livers, especially since the day
        That the Angel smoked my cousin away
          From the chaste spouse of Tobias.


                            XX

        "Had my amorous kinsman much longer staid,
          The perfume would have seal'd his obit;
        For he had a nicer nose than the wench,
        Who cared not a pin for the smother and stench,
          In the arms of the Son of Tobit."


                           XXI

        "I have read it," quoth she, "in Apocryphal Writ"--
          And the Devil stoop'd down, and kiss'd her;
        Not Jove himself, when he courted in flame,
        On Semele's lips, the love-scorch'd Dame,
          Impress'd such a burning blister.


                          XXII

        The fire through her bones and her vitals shot--
          "O, I yield, my winsome marrow--
        I am thine for life"--and black thunders roll'd--
        And she sank in his arms through the garden mould,
          With the speed of a red-hot arrow.


                         XXIII

        Merrily, merrily, ring the bells
          From each Pandemonian steeple;
        For the Devil hath gotten his beautiful Bride,
        And a Wedding Dinner he will provide,
          To feast all kinds of people.


                          XXIV

        Fat bulls of Basan are roasted whole,
          Of the breed that ran at David;
        With the flesh of goats, on the sinister side,
        That shall stand apart, when the world is tried;
          Fit meat for souls unsaved!


                           XXV

        The fowl from the spit were the Harpies' brood,
          Which the bard sang near Cremona,
        With a garnish of bats in their leathern wings imp't;
        And the fish was--two delicate slices crimp't,
          Of the whale that swallow'd Jonah.


                          XXVI

        Then the goblets were crown'd, and a health went round
          To the Bride, in a wine like scarlet;
        No earthly vintage so deeply paints,
        For 'twas dash'd with a tinge from the blood of the Saints
          By the Babylonian Harlot.


                         XXVII

        No Hebe fair stood Cup Bearer there,
          The guests were their own skinkers;
        But Bishop Judas first blest the can,
        Who is of all Hell Metropolitan,
          And kiss'd it to all the drinkers.


                        XXVIII

        The feast being ended, to dancing they went,
          To a music that did produce a
        Most dissonant sound, while a hellish glee
        Was sung in parts by the Furies Three;
          And the Devil took out Medusa.


                          XXIX

        But the best of the sport was to hear his old Dam,
          Set up her shrill forlorn pipe--
        How the wither'd Beldam hobbled about,
        And put the rest of the company out--
          For she needs must try a horn-pipe.


                           XXX

        But the heat, and the press, and the noise, and the din,
          Were so great, that, howe'er unwilling,
        Our Reporter no longer was able to stay,
        But came in his own defence away,
          And left the Bride quadrilling.




               PROLOGUES AND EPILOGUES


        EPILOGUE TO GODWIN'S TRAGEDY OF "ANTONIO"

                       (1800)

    Ladies, ye've seen how Guzman's consort died,
    Poor victim of a Spaniard brother's pride,
    When Spanish honour through the world was blown,
    And Spanish beauty for the best was known[19].
    In that romantic, unenlighten'd time,
    A _breach of promise_[20] was a sort of crime--
    Which of you handsome English ladies here,
    But deem the penance bloody and severe?
    A whimsical old Saragossa[21] fashion,
    That a dead father's dying inclination,
    Should _live_ to thwart a living daughter's passion[22],
    Unjustly on the sex _we_[23] men exclaim,
    Rail at _your_[24] vices,--and commit the same;--
    Man is a promise-breaker from the womb,
    And goes a promise-breaker to the tomb--
    What need we instance here the lover's vow,
    The sick man's purpose, or the great man's bow[25]?
    The truth by few examples best is shown--
    Instead of many which are better known,
    Take poor Jack Incident, that's dead and gone.
    Jack, of dramatic genius justly vain,
    Purchased a renter's share at Drury-lane;
    A prudent man in every other matter,
    Known at his club-room for an honest hatter;
    Humane and courteous, led a civil life,
    And has been seldom known to beat his wife;
    But Jack is now grown quite another man,
    Frequents the green-room, knows the plot and plan
      Of each new piece,
    And has been seen to talk with Sheridan!
    In at the play-house just at six he pops,
    And never quits it till the curtain drops,
    Is never absent on the _author's night_,
    Knows actresses and actors too--by sight;
    So humble, that with Suett he'll confer,
    Or take a pipe with plain Jack Bannister;
    Nay, with an author has been known so free,
    He once suggested a catastrophe--
    In short, John dabbled till his head was turn'd:
    His wife remonstrated, his neighbours mourn'd,
    His customers were dropping off apace,
    And Jack's affairs began to wear a piteous face.

    One night his wife began a curtain lecture;
    'My dearest Johnny, husband, spouse, protector,
    Take pity on your helpless babes and me,
    Save us from ruin, you from bankruptcy--
    Look to your business, leave these cursed plays,
    And try again your old industrious ways.'

    Jack, who was always scared at the Gazette,
    And had some bits of scull uninjured yet,
    Promised amendment, vow'd his wife spake reason,
    'He would not see another play that season--'

    Three stubborn fortnights Jack his promise kept,
    Was late and early in his shop, eat, slept,
    And walk'd and talk'd, like ordinary men;
    No _wit_, but John the hatter once again--
    Visits his club: when lo! one _fatal night_
    His wife with horror view'd the well-known sight--
    John's _hat, wig, snuff-box_--well she knew his tricks--
    And Jack decamping at the hour of six.
    Just at the counter's edge a playbill lay,
    Announcing that 'Pizarro' was the play--
    'O Johnny, Johnny, this is your old doing.'
    Quoth Jack, 'Why what the devil storm's a-brewing?
    About a harmless play why all this fright?
    I'll go and see it, if it's but for spite--
    Zounds, woman! Nelson's[26] to be there to-night.'


[Footnote 19: Four _easy_ lines.]

[Footnote 20: For which the _heroine died_.]

[Footnote 21: In _Spain_!!]

[Footnote 22: Two _neat_ lines.]

[Footnote 23: Or _you_.]

[Footnote 24: Or _our_, as _they_ have altered it.]

[Footnote 25: Antithesis!!]

[Footnote 26: "A good clap-trap. Nelson has exhibited two or three times
at both theatres--and advertised himself."]




       PROLOGUE TO GODWIN'S TRAGEDY OF "FAULKENER"

                       (1807)

    An author who has given you all delight,
    Furnish'd the tale our stage presents to-night.
    Some of our earliest tears He taught to steal
    Down our young cheeks, and forc'd us first to feel.
    To solitary shores whole years confin'd,
    Who has not read how pensive _Crusoe_ pin'd?
    Who, now grown old, that did not once admire
    His goat, his parrot, his uncouth attire,
    The stick, due-notch'd, that told each tedious day
    That in the lonely island wore away?
    Who has not shudder'd, where he stands aghast
    At sight of human footsteps in the waste?
    Or joy'd not, when his trembling hands unbind
    Thee, _Friday_, gentlest of the savage kind?
      The genius who conceiv'd that magic tale
      Was skill'd by native pathos to prevail.
    His stories, though rough-drawn, and fram'd in haste,
    Had that which pleas'd our homely grandsires' taste.
      His was a various pen, that freely rov'd
      Into all subjects, was in most approv'd.
    Whate'er the theme, his ready Muse obey'd--
    Love, courtship, politics, religion, trade--
    Gifted alike to shine in every sphere,
    Nov'list, historian, poet, pamphleteer.
      In some blest interval of party-strife,
      He drew a striking sketch from private life,
    Whose moving scenes of intricate distress
    We try to-night in a dramatic dress:
    A real story of domestic woe,
    That asks no aid from music, verse, or show,
    But trusts to truth, to nature, and _Defoe._




  EPILOGUE TO HENRY SIDDONS' FARCE, "TIME'S A TELL-TALE"

                        (1807)


    Bound for the port of matrimonial bliss,
    Ere I hoist sail, I hold it not amiss,
    (Since prosp'rous ends ask prudent introductions)
    To take a slight peep at my written instructions.
    There's nothing like determining in time
    All questions marital or maritime.

    In all seas, straits, gulphs, ports, havens, lands, creeks.
    Oh! Here it begins.
      "Season, spring, wind standing at point Desire--
      The good ship Matrimony--Commander. Blanford, Esq.


    Art. I.

      "The captain that has the command of her,
      Or in his absence, the acting officer,
      To see her planks are sound, her timbers tight."--
    That acting officer I don't relish quite,
    No, as I hope to tack another verse on,
    I'll do those duties in my proper person.


    Art. II.

      "All mutinies to be suppress'd at first."
    That's a good caution to prevent the worst.


    Art. III.

      "That she be properly victual'd, mann'd and stor'd,
      To see no foreigners are got aboard."
    That's rather difficult. Do what we can,
    A vessel sometimes may mistake her man.
    The safest way in such a parlous doubt,
    Is steady watch and keep a sharp look out.


    Art. IV.

      "Whereas their Lords Commissioners (the church)
      Do strictly authorise the right of search:
      As always practis'd--you're to understand
      By these what articles are contraband;
      Guns, mortars, pistols, halberts, swords, pikes, lances,
      Ball, powder, shot, and the appurtenances.
      Videlicet--whatever can be sent
      To give the enemy encouragement.
      Ogles are small shot (so the instruction runs),
      Touches hand grenades, and squeezes rifle guns."


    Art. V.

      "That no free-bottom'd neutral waiting maid
      Presume to exercise the carrying trade:
      The prohibition here contained extends
      To all commerce cover'd by the name of Friends.
      Heaven speed the good ship well"--and so it ends.
    Oh with such wholesome jealousies as these
    May Albion cherish his old spouse the seas;
    Keep over her a husband's firm command,
    Not with too rigid nor too lax a hand.
    Be gently patient to her swells and throws
    When big with safeties to himself she goes;
    Nor while she clips him in a fast embrace,
    Stand for some female frowns upon her face.
    But tell the rival world--and tell in Thunder,
    Whom Nature joined, none ere shall put asunder.




      PROLOGUE TO COLERIDGE'S TRAGEDY OF "REMORSE"

                        (1813)


    There are, I am told, who sharply criticise
    Our modern theatres' unwieldy size.
    We players shall scarce plead guilty to that charge,
    Who think a house can never be too large:
    Griev'd when a rant, that's worth a nation's ear,
    Shakes some prescrib'd Lyceum's petty sphere;
    And pleased to mark the grin from space to space
    Spread epidemic o'er a town's broad face.--
    O might old Betterton or Booth return
    To view our structures from their silent urn,
    Could Quin come stalking from Elysian glades,
    Or Garrick get a day-rule from the shades--
    Where now, perhaps, in mirth which Spirits approve,
    He imitates the ways of men above,
    And apes the actions of our upper coast,
    As in his days of flesh he play'd the ghost:--
    How might they bless our ampler scope to please,
    And hate their own old shrunk up audiences.--
    Their houses yet were palaces to those,
    Which Ben and Fletcher for their triumphs chose.
    Shakspeare, who wish'd a kingdom for a stage,       }
    Like giant pent in disproportion'd cage,            }
    Mourn'd his contracted strengths and crippled rage. }
    He who could tame his vast ambition down
    To please some scatter'd gleanings of a town,
    And, if some hundred auditors supplied
    Their meagre meed of claps, was satisfied,
    How had he felt, when that dread curse of Lear's
    Had burst tremendous on a thousand ears,
    While deep-struck wonder from applauding bands
    Return'd the tribute of as many hands!
    Rude were his guests; he never made his bow
    To such an audience as salutes us now.
    He lack'd the balm of labor, female praise.
    Few Ladies in his time frequented plays,
    Or came to see a youth with aukward art
    And shrill sharp pipe burlesque the woman's part.
    The very use, since so essential grown,
    Of painted scenes, was to his stage unknown.
    The air-blest castle, round whose wholesome crest,
    The martlet, guest of summer, chose her nest--
    The forest walks of Arden's fair domain,
    Where Jaques fed his solitary vein.
    No pencil's aid as yet had dared supply,
    Seen only by the intellectual eye.
    Those scenic helps, denied to Shakspeare's page,
    Our Author owes to a more liberal age.
    Nor pomp nor circumstance are wanting here;
    'Tis for himself alone that he must fear.
    Yet shall remembrance cherish the just pride,
    That (be the laurel granted or denied)
    He first essay'd in this distinguish'd fane,
    Severer muses and a tragic strain.




    EPILOGUE TO KENNEY'S FARCE, "DEBTOR AND CREDITOR"

                         (1814)


    _Spoken by Mr. Liston and Mr. Emery in character_


    _Gosling._ False world----

    _Sampson._                You're bit, Sir.


    _Gosling_.         Boor! what's that to you?
    With Love's soft sorrows what hast thou to do?
    'Tis _here_ for consolation I must look.
      (_Takes out his pocket book_).

    _Sampson_. Nay, Sir, don't put us down in your black book.

    _Gosling_. All Helicon is here.

    _Sampson_.                      All Hell.

    _Gosling_.                                You Clod!
    Did'st never hear of the Pierian God,
    And the Nine Virgins on the Sacred Hill?

    _Sampson_. Nine Virgins!--Sure!

    _Gosling_.                      I have them all at will.

    _Sampson_. If Miss fight shy, then--

    _Gosling_.                          And my suit decline.

    _Sampson_. You'll make a dash at them.

    _Gosling_.                             I'll tip all nine.

    _Sampson_. What, wed 'em, Sir?

    _Gosling_.                     O, no--that thought I banish.
    I woo--not wed; they never bring the Spanish.
    Their favours I pursue, and court the bays.

    _Sampson_. Mayhap, you're one of them that write the plays?

    _Gosling_. Bumpkin!

    _Sampson_.          I'm told the public's well-nigh crammed
    With such like stuff.

    _Gosling_.         The public may be damned.

    _Sampson_. They ha'nt damned you? (_inquisitively_).

    _Gosling_.           This fellow's wond'rous shrewd!
    I'd tell him if I thought he'd not be rude.
    Once in my greener years, I wrote a piece.

    _Sampson_. Aye, so did I--at school like--

    _Gosling_.                                Booby, cease!
    I mean a Play.

    _Sampson_.         Oh!

    _Gosling_.              And to crown my joys,
    'Twas acted--

    _Sampson_.         Well, and how--

    _Gosling_.                        It made a noise,
    A kind of mingled--(_as if musing_).

    _Sampson_.         Aye, describe it, try.

    _Gosling_. Like--Were you ever in the pillory?

    _Sampson_. No, Sir, I thank ye, no such kind of game.

    _Gosling_. Bate but the eggs, and it was much the same.
    Shouts, clamours, laughs, and a peculiar sound,
    'Like, like--

    _Sampson_.    Like geese, I warrant, in a pound.
    I like this mainly!

    _Gosling_.        Some began to cough,
    Some cried--

    _Sampson_.  Go on--

    _Gosling_.      A few--and some--"Go off!"
    I can't suppress it. Gods! I hear it now;
    It was in fact a most confounded row.
    Dire was the din, as when some storm confounds
    Earth, sea, and sky, with all terrific sounds.
    Not hungry lions sent forth notes more strange,
    Not bulls and bears, that have been hoaxed on 'Change.

    _Sampson_. Exeter 'Change you mean--I've seen they bears.

    _Gosling_. The beasts I mean are far less tame than theirs.
    Change Alley Bruins, nattier though their dress,
    Might at Polito's study politesse.
    Brief let me be. My gentle Sampson, pray,
    Fight Larry Whack, but never write a play.

    _Sampson_. I won't, Sir: and these christian souls petition,
    To spare all wretched folks in such condition.




   EPILOGUE TO AN AMATEUR PERFORMANCE OF "RICHARD II."

                       (1824)

      Of all that act, the hardest task is theirs,
      Who, bred no Players, play at being Players;
      Copy the shrug--in Kemble once approved;--
      Mere mimics' mimics--nature twice removed.
      Shades of a shadow! who but must have seen
      The stage-struck hero, in some swelling scene
      Aspiring to be Lear--stumble on Kean?
      The admired actor's faults our steps betray,--
      No less his very beauties lead astray!

      In "sad civility" once Garrick sate
      To see a Play, mangled in form and state;
      Plebeian Shakspeare must the words supply,--
      The actors all were Fools--of Quality.
      The scenes--the dresses--were above rebuke;--
      Scarce a Performer there below a Duke.
      He sate, and mused how in his Shakspeare's mind
      The idea of old Nobility enshrined
      Should thence a grace and a refinement have
      Which passed these living Nobles to conceive,--
      Who with such apish, base gesticulation,
      Remnants of starts, and dregs of playhouse passion,
      So foul belied their great forefathers' fashion!
      He saw--and true Nobility confessed
      Less in the high-born blood, than lowly poet's breast.

      If Lords enacting Lords sometimes may fail,
      What gentle plea, Spectators, can avail
      For wight of low degree who dares to stir
      The long-raked ashes of old Lancaster,
      And on his nothing-martial front to set
      Of warlike Gaunt the lofty burgonet?
      For who shall that Plantagenet display,
      Majestical in sickness and decay?
      Or paint the shower of passions fierce and thick
      On Richard's head--that Royal Splenetic?

      Your pardon, not your plaudits, then we claim
      If we've come short, where Garrick had been tame!




      PROLOGUE TO SHERIDAN KNOWLES' COMEDY, "THE WIFE"

                         (1833)

      _Untoward_ fate no luckless wight invades
      More sorely than the Man who drives _two trades_;
      Like Esop's bat, between two natures placed,
      Scowl'd at by _mice_, among the _birds_ disgraced.
      Our author thus, of two-fold fame exactor,
      Is doubly scouted,--both as Bard, and Actor!
      Wanting in haste a Prologue, he applied
      To three poetic friends; was thrice denied.
      Each glared on him with supercilious glance,
      As on a Poor Relation met by chance;
      And one was heard, with more repulsive air,
      To mutter "Vagabond," "Rogue," "Strolling Player!"
      A poet once, he found--and look'd aghast--
      By turning actor, he had lost his _caste_.
      The verse patch'd up at length--with like ill fortune
      His friends behind the scenes he did importune
      To speak his lines. He found them all fight shy,
      Nodding their heads in cool civility.
      "There service in the Drama was enough,
      The poet might recite the poet's stuff!"
      The rogues--they like him hugely--but it stung 'em,
      Somehow--to think a Bard had got among 'em.
      Their mind made up--no earthly pleading shook it,
      In pure compassion 'till I undertook it.
      Disown'd by Poets, and by Actors too,
      Dear Patrons of both arts, he turns to you!
      If in your hearts some tender feelings dwell
      From sweet Virginia, or heroic Tell:
      If in the scenes which follow you can trace
      What once has pleased you--an unbidden grace--
      A touch of nature's work--an awkward start
      Or ebullition of an Irish heart--
      Cry, clap, commend it! If you like them not,
      Your former favours cannot be forgot.
      Condemn them--damn them--hiss them, if you will--
      Their author is your grateful servant still!




      EPILOGUE TO SHERIDAN KNOWLES' COMEDY, "THE WIFE"

                          (1833)


      When first our Bard his simple will express'd,
      That I should in his Heroine's robes be dress'd,
      My fears were with my vanity at strife,
      How I could act that untried part--a "Wife."
      But Fancy to the Grison hills me drew,
      Where Mariana like a wild flower grew,
      Nursing her garden-kindred: so far I
      Liked her condition, willing to comply
      With that sweet single life: when, with a cranch,
      Down came that thundering, crashing avalanche,
      Startling my mountain-project! "Take this spade,"
      Said Fancy then; "dig low, adventurous Maid,
      For hidden wealth." I did: and, Ladies, lo!  }
      Was e'er romantic female's fortune so,       }
      To dig a life-warm lover from the--snow?     }

      A Wife and Princess see me next, beset
      With subtle toils, in an Italian net;
      While knavish Courtiers, stung with rage or fear,
      Distill'd lip-poison in a husband's ear.
      I ponder'd on the boiling Southern vein;
      Racks, cords, stilettos, rush'd upon my brain!
      By poor, good, weak Antonio, too disowned--
      I dream'd each night, I should be Desdemona'd:
      And, being in Mantua, thought upon the shop,
      Whence fair Verona's youth his breath did stop:
      And what if Leonardo, in foul scorn,
      Some lean Apothecary should suborn
      To take my hated life? A "tortoise" hung
      Before my eyes, and in my ears scaled "alligators" rung.
      But _my_ Othello, to his vows more zealous--
      Twenty Iagos could not make _him_ jealous!

      New raised to reputation, and to life--         }
      At your commands behold me, without strife,     }
      Well-pleased, and ready to repeat--"The Wife."  }




       *       *       *       *       *



                    JOHN WOODVIL

                     A TRAGEDY

             (1798-1802. _Text of_ 1818)


       *       *       *       *       *


      CHARACTERS

      SIR WALTER WOODVIL.

      JOHN.   }
      SIMON.  }  _his sons._

      LOVEL.  }
      GRAY.   }  _Pretended friends of John._

      SANDFORD. _Sir Walter's old steward._
      MARGARET. _Orphan ward of Sir Walter._
      FOUR GENTLEMEN. _John's riotous companions._
      SERVANTS.


SCENE--_for the most part at Sir Walter's mansion
in_ DEVONSHIRE; _at other times in the forest of_
SHERWOOD.

TIME--_soon after the_ RESTORATION.


       *       *       *       *       *


ACT THE FIRST


SCENE.--_A Servants' Apartment in Woodvil Hall._

  Servants drinking--_Time, the morning._


       *       *       *       *       *


               A Song by DANIEL

    _"When the King enjoys his own again."_


PETER
A delicate song. Where did'st learn it, fellow?

DANIEL
Even there, where thou learnest thy oaths and thy politics--at our
master's table.--Where else should a serving-man pick up his poor
accomplishments?


MARTIN
Well spoken, Daniel. O rare Daniel!--his oaths and his politics!
excellent!


FRANCIS
And where did'st pick up thy knavery, Daniel?


PETER
That came to him by inheritance. His family have supplied the shire of
Devon, time out of mind, with good thieves and bad serving-men. All of
his race have come into the world without their conscience.


MARTIN
Good thieves, and bad serving-men! Better and better. I marvel what
Daniel hath got to say in reply.


DANIEL
I marvel more when thou wilt say any thing to the purpose, thou shallow
serving-man, whose swiftest conceit carries thee no higher than to
apprehend with difficulty the stale jests of us thy compeers. When was't
ever known to club thy own particular jest among us?


MARTIN
Most unkind Daniel, to speak such biting things of me!


FRANCIS
See--if he hath not brought tears into the poor fellow's eyes with the
saltness of his rebuke.


DANIEL
No offence, brother Martin--I meant none. 'Tis true, Heaven gives gifts,
and with-holds them. It has been pleased to bestow upon me a nimble
invention to the manufacture of a jest; and upon thee, Martin, an
indifferent bad capacity to understand my meaning.


MARTIN
Is that all? I am content. Here's my hand.

FRANCIS
Well, I like a little innocent mirth myself, but never could endure
bawdry.

DANIEL
_Quot homines tot sententiae._

MARTIN
And what is that?

DANIEL
'Tis Greek, and argues difference of opinion.

MARTIN
I hope there is none between us.

DANIEL
Here's to thee, brother Martin. (_Drinks._)

MARTIN
And to thee, Daniel. (_Drinks._)

FRANCIS
And to thee, Peter. (_Drinks._)

PETER
Thank you, Francis. And here's to thee. (_Drinks._)

MARTIN
I shall be fuddled anon.

DANIEL
And drunkenness I hold to be a very despicable vice.

ALL
O! a shocking vice. (_They drink round._)

PETER
In as much as it taketh away the understanding.

DANIEL
And makes the eyes red.

PETER
And the tongue to stammer.

DANIEL
And to blab out secrets.

(_During this conversation they continue drinking._)

PETER
Some men do not know an enemy from a friend when they are drunk.

DANIEL
Certainly sobriety is the health of the soul.

MARTIN
Now I know I am going to be drunk.

DANIEL
How can'st tell, dry-bones?

MARTIN
Because I begin to be melancholy. That's always a sign.

FRANCIS
Take care of Martin, he'll topple off his seat else.

(_Martin drops asleep._)

PETER
Times are greatly altered, since young master took upon himself the
government of this household.

ALL
Greatly altered.

FRANCIS
I think every thing be altered for the better since His Majesty's
blessed restoration.

PETER
In Sir Walter's days there was no encouragement given to good
house-keeping.

ALL
None.

DANIEL

For instance, no possibility of getting drunk before two in the
afternoon.

PETER

Every man his allowance of ale at breakfast--his quart!

ALL
A quart!! (_in derision_.)

DANIEL
Nothing left to our own sweet discretions.

PETER
Whereby it may appear, we were treated more like beasts than what we
were--discreet and reasonable serving-men.

ALL
Like beasts.

MARTIN
(_Opening his eyes_.) Like beasts.

DANIEL
To sleep, wag-tail!

FRANCIS
I marvel all this while where the old gentleman has found means to
secrete himself. It seems no man has heard of him since the day of the
King's return. Can any tell why our young master, being favoured by the
court, should not have interest to procure his father's pardon?

DANIEL
Marry, I think 'tis the obstinacy of the old Knight, that will not be
beholden to the court for his safety.

MARTIN
Now that is wilful.

FRANCIS
But can any tell me the place of his concealment?

PETER
That cannot I; but I have my conjectures.

DANIEL
Two hundred pounds, as I hear, to the man that shall apprehend him.

FRANCIS
Well, I have my suspicions.

PETER
And so have I.

MARTIN
And I can keep a secret.

FRANCIS
(_To Peter_.) Warwickshire you mean. (_Aside_.)

PETER
Perhaps not.

FRANCIS
Nearer perhaps.

PETER
I say nothing.

DANIEL
I hope there is none in this company would be mean enough to betray him.

ALL
O Lord, surely not. (_They drink to Sir Walter's safety_.)

FRANCIS
I have often wondered how our master came to be excepted by name in the
late Act of Oblivion.

DANIEL
Shall I tell the reason?

ALL
Aye, do.

DANIEL
'Tis thought he is no great friend to the present happy establishment.

ALL
O! monstrous!

PETER
Fellow servants, a thought strikes me.--Do we, or do we not, come under
the penalties of the treason-act, by reason of our being privy to this
man's concealment.

ALL
Truly a sad consideration.

_To them enters Sandford suddenly._

    SANDFORD
    You well-fed and unprofitable grooms,
    Maintained for state, not use;
    You lazy feasters at another's cost,
    That eat like maggots into an estate,
    And do as little work,
    Being indeed but foul excrescences,
    And no just parts in a well-order'd family;
    You base and rascal imitators,
    Who act up to the height your master's vices,
    But cannot read his virtues in your bond:
    Which of you, as I enter'd, spake of betraying?
    Was it you, or you, or, thin-face, was it you?

    MARTIN
    Whom does he call thin-face?

    SANDFORD
    No prating, loon, but tell me who he was,
    That I may brain the villain with my staff,
    That seeks Sir Walter's life?
    You miserable men,
    With minds more slavish than your slave's estate,
    Have you that noble bounty so forgot,
    Which took you from the looms, and from the ploughs,
    Which better had ye follow'd, fed ye, cloth'd ye,
    And entertain'd ye in a worthy service,
    Where your best wages was the world's repute,
    That thus ye seek his life, by whom ye live?
    Have you forgot too,
    How often in old times
    Your drunken mirths have stunn'd day's sober ears,
    Carousing full cups to Sir Walter's health?--
    Whom now ye would betray, but that he lies
    Out of the reach of your poor treacheries.
    This learn from me,
    Our master's secret sleeps with trustier tongues,
    Than will unlock themselves to carls like you.
    Go, get you gone, you knaves. Who stirs? this staff
    Shall teach you better manners else.

    ALL
    Well, we are going.

    SANDFORD
    And quickly too, ye had better, for I see
    Young mistress Margaret coming this way.
    (_Exeunt all but Sandford._)

    _Enter Margaret, as in a fright, pursued by a Gentleman,
       who, seeing Sandford, retires muttering a curse.
                  Sandford, Margaret._

    SANDFORD
    Good-morrow to my fair mistress. 'Twas a chance
    I saw you, lady, so intent was I
    On chiding hence these graceless serving-men,
    Who cannot break their fast at morning meals
    Without debauch and mis-timed riotings.
    This house hath been a scene of nothing else
    But atheist riot and profane excess,
    Since my old master quitted all his rights here.

    MARGARET
    Each day I endure fresh insult from the scorn
    Of Woodvil's friends, the uncivil jests,
    And free discourses, of the dissolute men,
    That haunt this mansion, making me their mirth.

    SANDFORD
    Does my young master know of these affronts?

    MARGARET
    I cannot tell. Perhaps he has not been told.
    Perhaps he might have seen them if he would.
    I have known him more quick-sighted. Let that pass.
    All things seem chang'd, I think. I had a friend,
    (I can't but weep to think him alter'd too,)
    These things are best forgotten; but I knew
    A man, a young man, young, and full of honor,
    That would have pick'd a quarrel for a straw,
    And fought it out to the extremity,
    E'en with the dearest friend he had alive,
    On but a bare surmise, a possibility,
    That Margaret had suffer'd an affront.
    Some are too tame, that were too splenetic once.

    SANDFORD
    'Twere best he should be _told_ of these affronts.

    MARGARET
    I am the daughter of his father's friend,
    Sir Walter's orphan-ward.
    I am not his servant maid, that I should wait
    The opportunity of a gracious hearing,
    Enquire the times and seasons when to put
    My peevish prayer up at young Woodvil's feet,
    And sue to him for slow redress, who was
    Himself a suitor late to Margaret.
    I am somewhat proud: and Woodvil taught me pride.
    I was his favourite once, his playfellow in infancy,
    And joyful mistress of his youth.
    None once so pleasant in his eyes as Margaret.
    His conscience, his religion, Margaret was,
    His dear heart's confessor, a heart within that heart,
    And all dear things summ'd up in her alone.
    As Margaret smil'd or frown'd John liv'd or died:
    His dress, speech, gesture, studies, friendships, all
    Being fashion'd to her liking.
    His flatteries taught me first this self-esteem,
    His flatteries and caresses, while he loved.
    The world esteem'd her happy, who had won
    His heart, who won all hearts;
    And ladies envied me the love of Woodvil.

    SANDFORD
    He doth affect the courtier's life too much,
    Whose art is to forget,
    And that has wrought this seeming change in him,
    That was by nature noble.
    'Tis these court-plagues, that swarm about our house,
    Have done the mischief, making his fancy giddy
    With images of state, preferment, place,
    Tainting his generous spirits with ambition.

    MARGARET
    I know not how it is;
    A cold protector is John grown to me.
    The mistress, and presumptive wife, of Woodvil
    Can never stoop so low to supplicate
    A man, her equal, to redress those wrongs,
    Which he was bound first to prevent;
    But which his own neglects have sanction'd rather,
    Both sanction'd and provok'd: a mark'd neglect,
    And strangeness fast'ning bitter on his love,
    His love which long has been upon the wane.
    For me, I am determined what to do:
    To leave this house this night, and lukewarm John,
    And trust for food to the earth and Providence.

    SANDFORD
    O lady, have a care
    Of these indefinite and spleen-bred resolves.
    You know not half the dangers that attend
    Upon a life of wand'ring, which your thoughts now,
    Feeling the swellings of a lofty anger,
    To your abused fancy, as 'tis likely,
    Portray without its terrors, painting _lies_
    And representments of fallacious liberty--
    You know not what it is to leave the roof that shelters you.

    MARGARET
    I have thought on every possible event,
    The dangers and discouragements you speak of,
    Even till my woman's heart hath ceas'd to fear them,
    And cowardice grows enamour'd of rare accidents.
    Nor am I so unfurnish'd, as you think,
    Of practicable schemes.

    SANDFORD
    Now God forbid; think twice of this, dear lady.

    MARGARET
    I pray you spare me, Mr. Sandford,
    And once for all believe, nothing can shake my purpose.

    SANDFORD
    But what course have you thought on?

    MARGARET
    To seek Sir Walter in the forest of Sherwood.
    I have letters from young Simon,
    Acquainting me with all the circumstances
    Of their concealment, place, and manner of life,
    And the merry hours they spend in the green haunts
    Of Sherwood, nigh which place they have ta'en a house
    In the town of Nottingham, and pass for foreigners,
    Wearing the dress of Frenchmen.--
    All which I have perus'd with so attent
    And child-like longings, that to my doting ears
    Two sounds now seem like one,
    One meaning in two words, Sherwood and Liberty.
    And, gentle Mr. Sandford,
    'Tis you that must provide now
    The means of my departure, which for safety
    Must be in boy's apparel.

    SANDFORD
    Since you will have it so
    (My careful age trembles at all may happen)
    I will engage to furnish you.
    I have the keys of the wardrobe, and can fit you
    With garments to your size.
    I know a suit
    Of lively Lincoln Green, that shall much grace you
    In the wear, being glossy fresh, and worn but seldom.
    Young Stephen Woodvil wore them, while he lived.
    I have the keys of all this house and passages,
    And ere day-break will rise and let you forth.
    What things soe'er you have need of I can furnish you;
    And will provide a horse and trusty guide,
    To bear you on your way to Nottingham.

    MARGARET
    That once this day and night were fairly past!
    For then I'll bid this house and love farewell;
    Farewell, sweet Devon; farewell, lukewarm John;
    For with the morning's light will Margaret be gone.
    Thanks, courteous Mr. Sandford.--
    (_Exeunt divers ways._)




ACT THE SECOND


SCENE.--_An Apartment in Woodvil Hall._


_John Woodvil--alone._

(_Reading Parts of a Letter._)

"When Love grows cold, and indifference has usurped upon old Esteem, it
is no marvel if the world begin to account _that_ dependence, which
hitherto has been esteemed honorable shelter. The course I have taken
(in leaving this house, not easily wrought thereunto,) seemed to me best
for the once-for-all releasing of yourself (who in times past have
deserved well of me) from the now daily, and not-to-be-endured, tribute
of forced love, and ill-dissembled reluctance of affection.


                      "MARGARET."

      Gone! gone! my girl? so hasty, Margaret!
      And never a kiss at parting? shallow loves,
      And likings of a ten days' growth, use courtesies,
      And shew red eyes at parting. Who bids "farewell"
      In the same tone he cries "God speed you, Sir?"
      Or tells of joyful victories at sea,
      Where he hath ventures? does not rather muffle
      His organs to emit a leaden sound,
      To suit the melancholy dull "farewell,"
      Which they in Heaven not use?--
      So peevish, Margaret?
      But 'tis the common error of your sex,
      When our idolatry slackens, or grows less,
      (As who of woman born can keep his faculty
      Of Admiration, being a decaying faculty,
      For ever strain'd to the pitch? or can at pleasure
      Make it renewable, as some appetites are,
      As, namely, Hunger, Thirst?--) this being the case,
      They tax us with neglect, and love grown cold,
      Coin plainings of the perfidy of men,
      Which into maxims pass, and apothegms
      To be retailed in ballads.--
          I know them all.
      They are jealous, when our larger hearts receive
      More guests than one. (Love in a woman's heart
      Being all in one.) For me, I am sure I have room here
      For more disturbers of my sleep than one.
      Love shall have part, but Love shall not have all.
      Ambition, Pleasure, Vanity, all by turns,
      Shall lie in my bed, and keep me fresh and waking;
      Yet Love not be excluded.--Foolish wench,
      I could have lov'd her twenty years to come,
      And still have kept my liking. But since 'tis so,
      Why, fare thee well, old play-fellow! I'll try
      To squeeze a tear for old acquaintance sake.
      I shall not grudge so much.--

      _To him enters Lovel_.

LOVEL
Bless us, Woodvil! what is the matter? I protest, man, I thought you had
been weeping.

WOODVIL
Nothing is the matter, only the wench has forced some water into my
eyes, which will quickly disband.

LOVEL
I cannot conceive you.

WOODVIL
Margaret is flown.

LOVEL
Upon what pretence?

WOODVIL
Neglect on my part: which it seems she has had the wit to discover,
maugre all my pains to conceal it.

LOVEL
Then, you confess the charge?

WOODVIL
To say the truth, my love for her has of late stopt short on this side
idolatry.

LOVEL
As all good Christians' should, I think.

WOODVIL
I am sure, I could have loved her still within the limits of warrantable
love.

LOVEL
A kind of brotherly affection, I take it.

WOODVIL
We should have made excellent man and wife in time.

LOVEL
A good old couple, when the snows fell, to crowd about a sea-coal fire,
and talk over old matters.

WOODVIL
While each should feel, what neither cared to acknowledge, that stories
oft repeated may, at last, come to lose some of their grace by the
repetition.

LOVEL
Which both of you may yet live long enough to discover. For, take my
word for it, Margaret is a bird that will come back to you without a
lure.

WOODVIL
Never, never, Lovel. Spite of my levity, with tears I confess it, she
was a lady of most confirmed honour, of an unmatchable spirit, and
determinate in all virtuous resolutions; not hasty to anticipate an
affront, nor slow to feel, where just provocation was given.

LOVEL
What made you neglect her, then?

WOODVIL
Mere levity and youthfulness of blood, a malady incident to young men,
physicians call it caprice. Nothing else. He, that slighted her, knew
her value: and 'tis odds, but, for thy sake, Margaret, John will yet go
to his grave a bachelor. (_A noise heard, as of one drunk and singing_.)

LOVEL
Here comes one, that will quickly dissipate these humours.

(_Enter one drunk_.)

DRUNKEN MAN
Good-morrow to you, gentlemen. Mr. Lovel, I am your humble servant.
Honest Jack Woodvil, I will get drunk with you to-morrow.

WOODVIL
And why to-morrow, honest Mr. Freeman?

DRUNKEN MAN
I scent a traitor in that question. A beastly question. Is it not his
Majesty's birth-day? the day, of all days in the year, on which King
Charles the second was graciously pleased to be born. (_Sings_) "Great
pity 'tis such days as those should come but once a year."

LOVEL
Drunk in a morning! foh! how he stinks!

DRUNKEN MAN
And why not drunk in a morning? can'st tell, bully?

WOODVIL
Because, being the sweet and tender infancy of the day, methinks, it
should ill endure such early blightings.

DRUNKEN MAN
I grant you, 'tis in some sort the youth and tender nonage of the day.
Youth is bashful, and I give it a cup to encourage it. (_Sings_) "Ale
that will make Grimalkin prate."--At noon I drink for thirst, at night
for fellowship, but, above all, I love to usher in the bashful morning
under the auspices of a freshening stoop of liquor. (_Sings_) "Ale in a
Saxon rumkin then makes valour burgeon in tall men."--But, I crave
pardon. I fear I keep that gentleman from serious thoughts. There be
those that wait for me in the cellar.

WOODVIL
Who are they?

DRUNKEN MAN
Gentlemen, my good friends, Cleveland, Delaval, and Truby. I know by
this time they are all clamorous for me. (_Exit, singing._)

WOODVIL
This keeping of open house acquaints a man with strange companions.

(Enter, at another door, Three calling for Harry Freeman._)

     Harry Freeman, Harry Freeman.
     He is not here. Let us go look for him.
     Where is Freeman?
     Where is Harry?

(_Exeunt the Three, calling for Freeman._)

WOODVIL
Did you ever see such gentry? (_laughing_). These are they that fatten
on ale and tobacco in a morning, drink burnt brandy at noon to promote
digestion, and piously conclude with quart bumpers after supper, to
prove their loyalty.

LOVEL
Come, shall we adjourn to the Tennis Court?

WOODVIL
No, you shall go with me into the gallery, where I will shew you the
_Vandyke_ I have purchased. "The late King taking leave of his
children."

LOVEL
I will but adjust my dress, and attend you. (_Exit Lovel._)

    JOHN WOODVIL (_alone_)
    Now Universal England getteth drunk
    For joy that Charles, her monarch, is restored:
    And she, that sometime wore a saintly mask,
    The stale-grown vizor from her face doth pluck,
    And weareth now a suit of morris bells,
    With which she jingling goes through all her towns and villages.
    The baffled factions in their houses sculk:
    The common-wealthsman, and state machinist,
    The cropt fanatic, and fifth-monarchy-man,
    Who heareth of these visionaries now?
    They and their dreams have ended. Fools do sing,
    Where good men yield God thanks; but politic spirits,
    Who live by observation, note these changes
    Of the popular mind, and thereby serve their ends.
    Then why not I? What's Charles to me, or Oliver,
    But as my own advancement hangs on one of them?
    I to myself am chief.--I know,
    Some shallow mouths cry out, that I am smit
    With the gauds and shew of state, the point of place,
    And trick of precedence, the ducks, and nods,
    Which weak minds pay to rank. 'Tis not to sit
    In place of worship at the royal masques,
    Their pastimes, plays, and Whitehall banquetings,
    For none of these,
    Nor yet to be seen whispering with some great one,
    Do I affect the favours of the court.
    I would be great, for greatness hath great _power_,
    And that's the fruit I reach at.--
    Great spirits ask great play-room. Who could sit,
    With these prophetic swellings in my breast,
    That prick and goad me on, and never cease,
    To the fortunes something tells me I was born to?
    Who, with such monitors within to stir him,
    Would sit him down, with lazy arms across,
    A unit, a thing without a name in the state,
    A something to be govern'd, not to govern,
    A fishing, hawking, hunting, country gentleman?
    (_Exit_.)




SCENE.--_Sherwood Forest_.


SIR WALTER WOODVIL. SIMON WOODVIL.
(_Disguised as Frenchmen_.)


    SIR WALTER
    How fares my boy, Simon, my youngest born,
    My hope, my pride, young Woodvil, speak to me?
    Some grief untold weighs heavy at thy heart:
    I know it by thy alter'd cheer of late.
    Thinkest, thy brother plays thy father false?
    It is a mad and thriftless prodigal,
    Grown proud upon the favours of the court;
    Court manners, and court fashions, he affects,
    And in the heat and uncheck'd blood of youth,
    Harbours a company of riotous men,
    All hot, and young, court-seekers, like himself,
    Most skilful to devour a patrimony;
    And these have eat into my old estates,
    And these have drain'd thy father's cellars dry;
    But these so common faults of youth not named,
    (Things which themselves outgrow, left to themselves,)
    I know no quality that stains his honor.
    My life upon his faith and noble mind,
    Son John could never play thy father false.

    SIMON
    I never thought but nobly of my brother,
    Touching his honor and fidelity.
    Still I could wish him charier of his person,
    And of his time more frugal, than to spend
    In riotous living, graceless society,
    And mirth unpalatable, hours better employ'd
    (With those persuasive graces nature lent him)
    In fervent pleadings for a father's life.

    SIR WALTER
    I would not owe my life to a jealous court,
    Whose shallow policy I know it is,
    On some reluctant acts of prudent mercy,
    (Not voluntary, but extorted by the times,
    In the first tremblings of new-fixed power,
    And recollection smarting from old wounds,)
    On these to build a spurious popularity.
    Unknowing what free grace or mercy mean,
    They fear to punish, therefore do they pardon.
    For this cause have I oft forbid my son,
    By letters, overtures, open solicitings,
    Or closet-tamperings, by gold or fee,
    To beg or bargain with the court for my life.

    SIMON
    And John has ta'en you, father, at your word,
    True to the letter of his paternal charge.

    SIR WALTER
    Well, my good cause, and my good conscience, boy,
    Shall be for sons to me, if John prove false.
    Men die but once, and the opportunity
    Of a noble death is not an every-day fortune:
    It is a gift which noble spirits pray for.

    SIMON
    I would not wrong my brother by surmise;
    I know him generous, full of gentle qualities,
    Incapable of base compliances,
    No prodigal in his nature, but affecting
    This shew of bravery for ambitious ends.
    He drinks, for 'tis the humour of the court,
    And drink may one day wrest the secret from him,
    And pluck you from your hiding place in the sequel.

    SIR WALTER
    Fair death shall be my doom, and foul life his.
    Till when, we'll live as free in this green forest
    As yonder deer, who roam unfearing treason:
    Who seem the Aborigines of this place,
    Or Sherwood theirs by tenure.

    SIMON
    'Tis said, that Robert Earl of Huntingdon,
    Men call'd him Robin Hood, an outlaw bold,
    With a merry crew of hunters here did haunt,
    Not sparing the king's venison. May one believe
    The antique tale?

    SIR WALTER

    There is much likelihood,
    Such bandits did in England erst abound,
    When polity was young. I have read of the pranks
    Of that mad archer, and of the tax he levied
    On travellers, whatever their degree,
    Baron, or knight, whoever pass'd these woods,
    Layman, or priest, not sparing the bishop's mitre
    For spiritual regards; nay, once, 'tis said,
    He robb'd the king himself.

    SIMON
    A perilous man. (_Smiling_.)

    SIR WALTER
    How quietly we live here,
    Unread in the world's business,
    And take no note of all its slippery changes.
    'Twere best we make a world among ourselves,
    A little world,
    Without the ills and falsehoods of the greater:
    We two being all the inhabitants of ours,
    And kings and subjects both in one.

    SIMON
    Only the dangerous errors, fond conceits,
    Which make the business of that greater world,
    Must have no place in ours:
    As, namely, riches, honors, birth, place, courtesy,
    Good fame and bad, rumours and popular noises,
    Books, creeds, opinions, prejudices national,
    Humours particular,
    Soul-killing lies, and truths that work small good,
    Feuds, factions, enmities, relationships,
    Loves, hatreds, sympathies, antipathies,
    And all the intricate stuff quarrels are made of.

    (_Margaret enters in boy's apparel_.)

    SIR WALTER
    What pretty boy have we here?

    MARGARET
    _Bon jour, messieurs_. Ye have handsome English faces,
    I should have ta'en you else for other two,
    I came to seek in the forest.

    SIR WALTER
    Who are they?

    MARGARET
    A gallant brace of Frenchmen, curled monsieurs,
    That, men say, haunt these woods, affecting privacy,
    More than the manner of their countrymen.

    SIMON
    We have here a wonder.
    The face is Margaret's face.

    SIR WALTER
    The face is Margaret's, but the dress the same
    My Stephen sometimes wore.

    (_To Margaret_)

    Suppose us them; whom do men say we are?
    Or know you what you seek?

    MARGARET
    A worthy pair of exiles,
    Two whom the politics of state revenge,
    In final issue of long civil broils,
    Have houseless driven from your native France,
    To wander idle in these English woods,
    Where now ye live; most part
    Thinking on home, and all the joys of France,
    Where grows the purple vine.

    SIR WALTER
    These woods, young stranger,
    And grassy pastures, which the slim deer loves,
    Are they less beauteous than the land of France,
    Where grows the purple vine?

    MARGARET
    I cannot tell.
    To an indifferent eye both shew alike.
    'Tis not the scene,
    But all familiar objects in the scene,
    Which now ye miss, that constitute a difference.
    Ye had a country, exiles, ye have none now;
    Friends had ye, and much wealth, ye now have nothing;
    Our manners, laws, our customs, all are foreign to you,
    I know ye loathe them, cannot learn them readily;
    And there is reason, exiles, ye should love
    Our English earth less than your land of France,
    Where grows the purple vine; where all delights grow,
    Old custom has made pleasant.

    SIR WALTER
    You, that are read
    So deeply in our story, what are you?

    MARGARET
    A bare adventurer; in brief a woman,
    That put strange garments on, and came thus far
    To seek an ancient friend:
    And having spent her stock of idle words,
    And feeling some tears coming,
    Hastes now to clasp Sir Walter Woodvil's knees,
    And beg a boon for Margaret, his poor ward.  (_Kneeling_.)

    SIR WALTER
    Not at my feet, Margaret, not at my feet.

    MARGARET
    Yes, till her suit is answer'd.

    SIR WALTER
    Name it.

    MARGARET
    A little boon, and yet so great a grace,
    She fears to ask it.

    SIR WALTER
    Some riddle, Margaret?

    MARGARET
    No riddle, but a plain request.

    SIR WALTER
    Name it.

    MARGARET
    Free liberty of Sherwood,
    And leave to take her lot with you in the forest.

    SIR WALTER
    A scant petition, Margaret, but take it,
    Seal'd with an old man's tears.--
    Rise, daughter of Sir Rowland.

    (_Addresses them both._)

    O you most worthy,
    You constant followers of a man proscribed,
    Following poor misery in the throat of danger;
    Fast servitors to craz'd and penniless poverty,
    Serving poor poverty without hope of gain;
    Kind children of a sire unfortunate;
    Green clinging tendrils round a trunk decay'd,
    Which needs must bring on you timeless decay;
    Fair living forms to a dead carcase join'd;--
    What shall I say?
    Better the dead were gather'd to the dead,
    Than death and life in disproportion meet.--
    Go, seek your fortunes, children.--

    SIMON
    Why, whither should we go?

    SIR WALTER
    _You_ to the Court, where now your brother John
    Commits a rape on Fortune.

    SIMON
    Luck to John!
    A light-heel'd strumpet, when the sport is done.

    SIR WALTER
    _You_ to the sweet society of your equals,
    Where the world's fashion smiles on youth and beauty.

    MARGARET
    Where young men's flatteries cozen young maids' beauty,
    There pride oft gets the vantage hand of duty,
    There sweet humility withers.

    SIMON
    Mistress Margaret,
    How fared my brother John, when you left Devon?

    MARGARET
    John was well, Sir.

    SIMON
    'Tis now nine months almost,
    Since I saw home. What new friends has John made?
    Or keeps he his first love?--I did suspect
    Some foul disloyalty. Now do I know,
    John has prov'd false to her, for Margaret weeps.
    It is a scurvy brother.

    SIR WALTER
    Fie upon it.
    All men are false, I think. The date of love
    Is out, expired, its stories all grown stale,
    O'erpast, forgotten, like an antique tale
    Of Hero and Leander.


SIMON
I have known some men that are too general-contemplative for the narrow
passion. I am in some sort a _general_ lover.

MARGARET
In the name of the boy God, who plays at hood-man-blind with the Muses,
and cares not whom he catches: what is it _you_ love?


    SIMON
    Simply, all things that live,
    From the crook'd worm to man's imperial form,
    And God-resembling likeness. The poor fly,
    That makes short holyday in the sun beam,
    And dies by some child's hand. The feeble bird
    With little wings, yet greatly venturous
    In the upper sky. The fish in th' other element,
    That knows no touch of eloquence. What else?
    Yon tall and elegant stag,
    Who paints a dancing shadow of his horns
    In the water, where he drinks.

    MARGARET
    I myself love all these things, yet so as with a difference:--
    for example, some animals better than others, some men
    rather than other men; the nightingale before the cuckoo, the
    swift and graceful palfrey before the slow and asinine mule.
    Your humour goes to confound all qualities.
    What sports do you use in the forest?--

    SIMON
    Not many; some few, as thus:--
    To see the sun to bed, and to arise,
    Like some hot amourist with glowing eyes,
    Bursting the lazy bands of sleep that bound him,
    With all his fires and travelling glories round him.
    Sometimes the moon on soft night clouds to rest,
    Like beauty nestling in a young man's breast,
    And all the winking stars, her handmaids, keep
    Admiring silence, while those lovers sleep.
    Sometimes outstretcht, in very idleness,
    Nought doing, saying little, thinking less,
    To view the leaves, thin dancers upon air,
    Go eddying round; and small birds, how they fare,
    When mother Autumn fills their beaks with corn,
    Filch'd from the careless Amalthea's horn;
    And how the woods berries and worms provide
    Without their pains, when earth has nought beside
    To answer their small wants.
    To view the graceful deer come tripping by,
    Then stop, and gaze, then turn, they know not why,
    Like bashful younkers in society.
    To mark the structure of a plant or tree,
    And all fair things of earth, how fair they be.

    MARGARET (_smiling_)
    And, afterwards them paint in simile.

    SIR WALTER
    Mistress Margaret will have need of some refreshment.
    Please you, we have some poor viands within.

    MARGARET
    Indeed I stand in need of them.

    SIR WALTER
    Under the shade of a thick-spreading tree,
    Upon the grass, no better carpeting,
    We'll eat our noon-tide meal; and, dinner done,
    One of us shall repair to Nottingham,
    To seek some safe night-lodging in the town,
    Where you may sleep, while here with us you dwell,
    By day, in the forest, expecting better times,
    And gentler habitations, noble Margaret.

    SIMON
    _Allons_, young Frenchman--

    MARGARET
    _Allons_, Sir Englishman. The time has been,
    I've studied love-lays in the English tongue,
    And been enamour'd of rare poesy:
    Which now I must unlearn. Henceforth,
    Sweet mother-tongue, old English speech, adieu;
    For Margaret has got new name and language new.

    (_Exeunt._)



ACT THE THIRD


SCENE.--_An Apartment of State in Woodvil Hall--Cavaliers drinking._


JOHN WOODVIL, LOVEL, GRAY, _and four more._


JOHN
More mirth, I beseech you, gentlemen--Mr. Gray, you are not merry.--

GRAY
More wine, say I, and mirth shall ensue in course. What! we have not yet
above three half-pints a man to answer for. Brevity is the soul of
drinking, as of wit. Despatch, I say. More wine. (_Fills._)

FIRST GENTLEMAN
I entreat you, let there be some order, some method, in our drinkings. I
love to lose my reason with my eyes open, to commit the deed of
drunkenness with forethought and deliberation. I love to feel the fumes
of the liquor gathering here, like clouds.

SECOND GENTLEMAN
And I am for plunging into madness at once. Damn order, and method, and
steps, and degrees, that he speaks of. Let confusion have her legitimate
work.

LOVEL
I marvel why the poets, who, of all men, methinks, should possess the
hottest livers, and most empyreal fancies, should affect to see such
virtues in cold water.

GRAY
Virtue in cold water! ha! ha! ha!--

JOHN
Because your poet-born hath an internal wine, richer than lippara or
canaries, yet uncrushed from any grapes of earth, unpressed in mortal
wine-presses.

THIRD GENTLEMAN
What may be the name of this wine?

JOHN
It hath as many names as qualities. It is denominated indifferently,
wit, conceit, invention, inspiration, but its most royal and
comprehensive name is _fancy_.

THIRD GENTLEMAN
And where keeps he this sovereign liquor?

JOHN
Its cellars are in the brain, whence your true poet deriveth
intoxication at will; while his animal spirits, catching a pride from
the quality and neighbourhood of their noble relative, the brain, refuse
to be sustained by wines and fermentations of earth.

THIRD GENTLEMAN
But is your poet-born alway tipsy with this liquor?

JOHN
He hath his stoopings and reposes; but his proper element is the sky,
and in the suburbs of the empyrean.

THIRD GENTLEMAN
Is your wine-intellectual so exquisite? henceforth, I, a man of plain
conceit, will, in all humility, content my mind with canaries.

FOURTH GENTLEMAN
I am for a song or a catch. When will the catches come on, the sweet
wicked catches?

JOHN
They cannot be introduced with propriety before midnight. Every man must
commit his twenty bumpers first. We are not yet well roused. Frank
Lovel, the glass stands with you.

LOVEL
Gentlemen, the Duke. (_Fills_.)

ALL
The Duke. (_They drink_.)

GRAY
Can any tell, why his Grace, being a Papist--

JOHN
Pshaw! we will have no questions of state now. Is not this his Majesty's
birth-day?

GRAY
What follows?

JOHN
That every man should sing, and be joyful, and ask no questions.

SECOND GENTLEMAN
Damn politics, they spoil drinking.

THIRD GENTLEMAN
For certain,'tis a blessed monarchy.

SECOND GENTLEMAN
The cursed fanatic days we have seen! The times have been when swearing
was out of fashion.

THIRD GENTLEMAN
And drinking.

FIRST GENTLEMAN
And wenching.

GRAY
The cursed yeas and forsooths, which we have heard uttered, when a man
could not rap out an innocent oath, but strait the air was thought to be
infected.


LOVEL
'Twas a pleasant trick of the saint, which that trim puritan
_Swear-not-at-all Smooth-speech_ used, when his spouse chid him with an
oath for committing with his servant-maid, to cause his house to be
fumigated with burnt brandy, and ends of scripture, to disperse the
devil's breath, as he termed it.

ALL
Ha! ha! ha!

GRAY
But 'twas pleasanter, when the other saint _Resist-the-devil-
and-he-will-flee-from-thee Pure-man_ was overtaken in the act, to plead
an illusio visûs, and maintain his sanctity upon a supposed power in the
adversary to counterfeit the shapes of things.

ALL
Ha! ha! ha!

JOHN
Another round, and then let every man devise what trick he can in his
fancy, for the better manifesting our loyalty this day.

GRAY
Shall we hang a puritan?

JOHN
No, that has been done already in Coleman-Street.

SECOND GENTLEMAN
Or fire a conventicle?

JOHN
That is stale too.

THIRD GENTLEMAN
Or burn the assembly's catechism?

FOURTH GENTLEMAN
Or drink the king's health, every man standing upon his head naked?

JOHN (_to Lovel_)
We have here some pleasant madness.

THIRD GENTLEMAN
Who shall pledge me in a pint bumper, while we drink to the king upon
our knees?

LOVEL
Why on our knees, Cavalier?

JOHN (_smiling_)
For more devotion, to be sure. (_To a servant_.) Sirrah, fetch the gilt
goblets.

(_The goblets are brought. They drink the king's health, kneeling. A
shout of general approbation following the first appearance of the
goblets_.)

JOHN
We have here the unchecked virtues of the grape. How the vapours curl
upwards! It were a life of gods to dwell in such an element: to see,
and hear, and talk brave things. Now fie upon these casual potations.
That a man's most exalted reason should depend upon the ignoble
fermenting of a fruit, which sparrows pluck at as well as we!

GRAY (_aside to Lovel_)
Observe how he is ravished.

LOVEL
Vanity and gay thoughts of wine do meet in him and engender madness.

(_While the rest are engaged in a wild kind of talk, John advances to
the front of the stage and soliloquises_.)

    JOHN
    My spirits turn to fire, they mount so fast.
    My joys are turbulent, my hopes shew like fruition.
    These high and gusty relishes of life, sure,
    Have no allayings of mortality in them.
    I am too hot now and o'ercapable,
    For the tedious processes, and creeping wisdom,
    Of human acts, and enterprizes of a man.
    I want some seasonings of adversity,
    Some strokes of the old mortifier Calamity,
    To take these swellings down, divines call vanity.

FIRST GENTLEMAN
Mr. Woodvil, Mr. Woodvil.

SECOND GENTLEMAN
Where is Woodvil?

GRAY
Let him alone. I have seen him in these lunes before. His abstractions
must not taint the good mirth.

    JOHN (_continuing to soliloquize_)
    O for some friend now,
    To conceal nothing from, to have no secrets.
    How fine and noble a thing is confidence,
    How reasonable too, and almost godlike!
    Fast cement of fast friends, band of society,
    Old natural go-between in the world's business,
    Where civil life and order, wanting this cement,
    Would presently rush back
    Into the pristine state of singularity,
    And each man stand alone.

(_A Servant enters._)
Gentlemen, the fire-works are ready.

FIRST GENTLEMAN
What be they?

LOVEL
The work of London artists, which our host has provided in honour of
this day.

SECOND GENTLEMAN
'Sdeath, who would part with his wine for a rocket?

LOVEL
Why truly, gentlemen, as our kind host has been at the pains to provide
this spectacle, we can do no less than be present at it. It will not
take up much time. Every man may return fresh and thirsting to his
liquor.

THIRD GENTLEMAN
There is reason in what he says.

SECOND GENTLEMAN
Charge on then, bottle in hand. There's husbandry in that.

(_They go out, singing. Only Level remains, who observes Woodvil_.)

    JOHN (_still talking to himself_)
    This Lovel here's of a tough honesty,
    Would put the rack to the proof. He is not of that sort,
    Which haunt my house, snorting the liquors,
    And when their wisdoms are afloat with wine,
    Spend vows as fast as vapours, which go off
    Even with the fumes, their fathers. He is one,
    Whose sober morning actions
    Shame not his o'ernight's promises;
    Talks little, flatters less, and makes no promises;
    Why this is he, whom the dark-wisdom'd fate
    Might trust her counsels of predestination with,
    And the world be no loser.
    Why should I fear this man?
         (_Seeing Lovel_.)
    Where is the company gone?

LOVEL
To see the fire-works, where you will be expected to follow. But I
perceive you are better engaged.

    JOHN
    I have been meditating this half-hour
    On all the properties of a brave friendship,
    The mysteries that are in it, the noble uses,
    Its limits withal, and its nice boundaries.
    _Exempli gratia_, how far a man
    May lawfully forswear himself for his friend;
    What quantity of lies, some of them brave ones,
    He may lawfully incur in a friend's behalf;
    What oaths, blood-crimes, hereditary quarrels,
    Night brawls, fierce words, and duels in the morning,
    He need not stick at, to maintain his friend's honor, or his cause.

    LOVEL
    I think many men would die for their friends.

    JOHN
    Death! why 'tis nothing. We go to it for sport,
    To gain a name, or purse, or please a sullen humour,
    When one has worn his fortune's livery threadbare,
    Or his spleen'd mistress frowns. Husbands will venture on it,
    To cure the hot fits and cold shakings of jealousy.
    A friend, sir, must do more.

    LOVEL
    Can he do more than die?

    JOHN
    To serve a friend this he may do. Pray mark me.
    Having a law within (great spirits feel one)
    He cannot, ought not to be bound by any
    Positive laws or ord'nances extern,
    But may reject all these: by the law of friendship
    He may do so much, be they, indifferently,
    Penn'd statutes, or the land's unwritten usages,
    As public fame, civil compliances,
    Misnamed honor, trust in matter of secrets,
    All vows and promises, the feeble mind's religion,
    (Binding our morning knowledge to approve
    What last night's ignorance spake);
    The ties of blood withal, and prejudice of kin.
    Sir, these weak terrors
    Must never shake me. I know what belongs
    To a worthy friendship. Come, you shall have my confidence.

    LOVEL
    I hope you think me worthy.

    JOHN
    You will smile to hear now--
    Sir Walter never has been out of the island.

    LOVEL
    You amaze me.

    JOHN
    That same report of his escape to France
    Was a fine tale, forg'd by myself--Ha! ha!
    I knew it would stagger him.

    LOVEL
    Pray, give me leave.
    Where has he dwelt, how liv'd, how lain conceal'd?
    Sure I may ask so much.

    JOHN
    From place to place, dwelling in no place long,
    My brother Simon still hath borne him company,
    ('Tis a brave youth, I envy him all his virtues.)
    Disguis'd in foreign garb, they pass for Frenchmen,
    Two Protestant exiles from the Limosin
    Newly arriv'd. Their dwelling's now at Nottingham,
    Where no soul knows them.


LOVEL
Can you assign any reason, why a gentleman of Sir Walter's known
prudence should expose his person so lightly?


    JOHN
    I believe, a certain fondness,
    A child-like cleaving to the land that gave him birth,
    Chains him like fate.

    LOVEL
    I have known some exiles thus
    To linger out the term of the law's indulgence,
    To the hazard of being known.

    JOHN
    You may suppose sometimes
    They use the neighb'ring Sherwood for their sport,
    Their exercise and freer recreation.--
    I see you smile. Pray now, be careful.

    LOVEL
    I am no babbler, sir; you need not fear me.

    JOHN
    But some men have been known to talk in their sleep,
    And tell fine tales that way.

    LOVEL
    I have heard so much. But, to say truth, I mostly sleep alone.

    JOHN
    Or drink, sir? do you never drink too freely?
    Some men will drink, and tell you all their secrets.

    LOVEL
    Why do you question me, who know my habits?

    JOHN
    I think you are no sot,
    No tavern-troubler, worshipper of the grape;
    But all men drink sometimes,
    And veriest saints at festivals relax,
    The marriage of a friend, or a wife's birth-day.

    LOVEL
    How much, sir, may a man with safety drink? (_Smiling_.)

    JOHN
    Sir, three half pints a day is reasonable;
    I care not if you never exceed that quantity.

    LOVEL
    I shall observe it;
    On holidays two quarts.

    JOHN
    Or stay; you keep no wench?

    LOVEL
    Ha!

    JOHN
    No painted mistress for your private hours?
    You keep no whore, sir?

    LOVEL
    What does he mean?

    JOHN
    Who for a close embrace, a toy of sin,
    And amorous praising of your worship's breath,
    In rosy junction of four melting lips,
    Can kiss out secrets from you?

    LOVEL
    How strange this passionate behaviour shews in you!
    Sure you think me some weak one.

    JOHN
    Pray pardon me some fears.
    You have now the pledge of a dear father's life.
    I am a son--would fain be thought a loving one;
    You may allow me some fears: do not despise me,
    If, in a posture foreign to my spirit,
    And by our well-knit friendship I conjure you,
    Touch not Sir Walter's life. (_Kneels_.)
    You see these tears. My father's an old man.
    Pray let him live.

    LOVEL
    I must be bold to tell you, these new freedoms
    Shew most unhandsome in you.

    JOHN (_rising_)
    Ha! do you say so?
    Sure, you are not grown proud upon my secret!
    Ah! now I see it plain. He would be babbling.
    No doubt a garrulous and hard-fac'd traitor--
    But I'll not give you leave. (_Draws_.)

    LOVEL
    What does this madman mean?

    JOHN
    Come, sir; here is no subterfuge.
    You must kill me, or I kill you.

    LOVEL (_drawing_)
    Then self-defence plead my excuse.
    Have at you, sir. (_They fight_.)

    JOHN
    Stay, sir.
    I hope you have made your will.
    If not, 'tis no great matter.
    A broken cavalier has seldom much
    He can bequeath: an old worn peruke,
    A snuff-box with a picture of Prince Rupert,
    A rusty sword he'll swear was used at Naseby,
    Though it ne'er came within ten miles of the place;
    And, if he's very rich,
    A cheap edition of the _Icon Basilike_,
    Is mostly all the wealth he dies possest of.
    You say few prayers, I fancy;--
    So to it again. (_They fight again. Lovel is disarmed_.)

    LOVEL
    You had best now take my life. I guess you mean it.

    JOHN (_musing_)
    No:--Men will say I fear'd him, if I kill'd him.
    Live still, and be a traitor in thy wish,
    But never act thy thought, being a coward.
    That vengeance, which thy soul shall nightly thirst for,
    And this disgrace I've done you cry aloud for,
    Still have the will without the power to execute.
    So now I leave you,
    Feeling a sweet security. No doubt
    My secret shall remain a virgin for you!--
    (_Goes out, smiling in scorn_.)

    LOVEL (_rising_)
    For once you are mistaken in your man.
    The deed you wot of shall forthwith be done.
    A bird let loose, a secret out of hand,
    Returns not back. Why, then 'tis baby policy
    To menace him who hath it in his keeping.
    I will go look for Gray;
    Then, northward ho! such tricks as we shall play
    Have not been seen, I think, in merry Sherwood,
    Since the days of Robin Hood, that archer good.




ACT THE FOURTH


SCENE.--_An Apartment in Woodvil Hall_.


    JOHN WOODVIL (_alone_)
    A weight of wine lies heavy on my head,
    The unconcocted follies of last night.
    Now all those jovial fancies, and bright hopes,
    Children of wine, go off like dreams.
    This sick vertigo here
    Preacheth of temperance, no sermon better.
    These black thoughts, and dull melancholy,
    That stick like burrs to the brain, will they ne'er leave me?
    Some men are full of choler, when they are drunk;
    Some brawl of matter foreign to themselves;
    And some, the most resolved fools of all,
    Have told their dearest secrets in their cups.




SCENE.--_The Forest_.


SIR WALTER. SIMON. LOVEL. GRAY.


LOVEL
Sir, we are sorry we cannot return your French salutation.

GRAY
Nor otherwise consider this garb you trust to than as a poor disguise.

LOVEL
Nor use much ceremony with a traitor.

GRAY
Therefore, without much induction of superfluous words, I attach you,
Sir Walter Woodvil, of High Treason, in the King's name.

LOVEL
And of taking part in the great Rebellion against our late lawful
Sovereign, Charles the First.

SIMON
John has betrayed us, father.

LOVEL
Come, Sir, you had best surrender fairly. We know you, Sir.

SIMON
Hang ye, villains, ye are two better known than trusted. I have seen
those faces before. Are ye not two beggarly retainers,
trencher-parasites, to John? I think ye rank above his footmen. A sort
of bed and board worms--locusts that infest our house; a leprosy that
long has hung upon its walls and princely apartments, reaching to fill
all the corners of my brother's once noble heart.

GRAY
We are his friends.

SIMON
Fie, Sir, do not weep. How these rogues will triumph! Shall I whip off
their heads, father? (_Draws_.)

LOVEL
Come, Sir, though this shew handsome in you, being his son, yet the law
must have its course.

SIMON
And if I tell you the law shall not have its course, cannot ye be
content? Courage, father; shall such things as these apprehend a man?
Which of ye will venture upon me?--Will you, Mr. Constable self-elect?
or you, Sir, with a pimple on your nose, got at Oxford by hard drinking,
your only badge of loyalty?

GRAY
'Tis a brave youth--I cannot strike at him.

SIMON
Father, why do you cover your face with your hands? Why do you fetch
your breath so hard? See, villains, his heart is burst! O villains, he
cannot speak. One of you run for some water: quickly, ye knaves; will ye
have your throats cut? (_They both slink off_.) How is it with you, Sir
Walter? Look up, Sir, the villains are gone. He hears me not, and this
deep disgrace of treachery in his son hath touched him even to the
death. O most distuned, and distempered world, where sons talk their
aged fathers into their graves! Garrulous and diseased world, and still
empty, rotten and hollow _talking_ world, where good men decay, states
turn round in an endless mutability, and still for the worse, nothing is
at a stay, nothing abides but vanity, chaotic vanity.--Brother, adieu!

    There lies the parent stock which gave us life,
    Which I will see consign'd with tears to earth.
    Leave thou the solemn funeral rites to me,
    Grief and a true remorse abide with thee.

(_Bears in the body_.)




SCENE.--_Another Part of the Forest_.


    MARGARET (_alone_)
    It was an error merely, and no crime,
    An unsuspecting openness in youth,
    That from his lips the fatal secret drew,
    Which should have slept like one of nature's mysteries,
    Unveil'd by any man.
    Well, he is dead!
    And what should Margaret do in the forest?
    O ill-starr'd John!
    O Woodvil, man enfeoffed to despair!
    Take thy farewell of peace.
    O never look again to see good days,
    Or close thy lids in comfortable nights,
    Or ever think a happy thought again,
    If what I have heard be true.--
    Forsaken of the world must Woodvil live,
    If he did tell these men.
    No tongue must speak to him, no tongue of man
    Salute him, when he wakes up in a morning;
    Or bid "good-night" to John. Who seeks to live
    In amity with thee, must for thy sake
    Abide the world's reproach. What then?
    Shall Margaret join the clamours of the world
    Against her friend? O undiscerning world,
    That cannot from misfortune separate guilt,
    No, not in thought! O never, never, John.
    Prepar'd to share the fortunes of her friend
    _For better or for worse_ thy Margaret comes,
    To pour into thy wounds a healing love,
    And wake the memory of an ancient friendship.
    And pardon me, thou spirit of Sir Walter,
    Who, in compassion to the wretched living,
    Have but few tears to waste upon the dead.





SCENE.--_Woodvil Hall_.


SANDFORD. MARGARET.


(_As from a Journey_.)


SANDFORD
The violence of the sudden mischance hath so wrought in him, who by
nature is allied to nothing less than a self-debasing humour of
dejection, that I have never seen any thing more changed and
spirit-broken. He hath, with a peremptory resolution, dismissed the
partners of his riots and late hours, denied his house and person to
their most earnest solicitings, and will be seen by none. He keeps ever
alone, and his grief (which is solitary) does not so much seem to
possess and govern in him, as it is by him, with a wilfulness of most
manifest affection, entertained and cherished.

MARGARET
How bears he up against the common rumour?

SANDFORD
With a strange indifference, which whosoever dives not into the niceness
of his sorrow might mistake for obdurate and insensate. Yet are the
wings of his pride for ever clipt; and yet a virtuous predominance of
filial grief is so ever uppermost, that you may discover his thoughts
less troubled with conjecturing what living opinions will say, and judge
of his deeds, than absorbed and buried with the dead, whom his
indiscretion made so.

MARGARET
I knew a greatness ever to be resident in him, to which the admiring
eyes of men should look up even in the declining and bankrupt state of
his pride. Fain would I see him, fain talk with him; but that a sense of
respect, which is violated, when without deliberation we press into the
society of the unhappy, checks and holds me back. How, think you, he
would bear my presence?

SANDFORD
As of an assured friend, whom in the forgetfulness of his fortunes he
past by. See him you must; but not to-night. The newness of the sight
shall move the bitterest compunction and the truest remorse; but
afterwards, trust me, dear lady, the happiest effects of a returning
peace, and a gracious comfort, to him, to you, and all of us.

MARGARET
I think he would not deny me. He hath ere this received farewell letters
from his brother, who hath taken a resolution to estrange himself, for a
time, from country, friends, and kindred, and to seek occupation for his
sad thoughts in travelling in foreign places, where sights remote and
extern to himself may draw from him kindly and not painful ruminations.

SANDFORD
I was present at the receipt of the letter. The contents seemed to
affect him, for a moment, with a more lively passion of grief than he
has at any time outwardly shewn. He wept with many tears (which I had
not before noted in him) and appeared to be touched with a sense as of
some unkindness; but the cause of their sad separation and divorce
quickly recurring, he presently returned to his former inwardness of
suffering.

MARGARET
The reproach of his brother's presence at this hour should have been a
weight more than could be sustained by his already oppressed and sinking
spirit.--Meditating upon these intricate and wide-spread sorrows, hath
brought a heaviness upon me, as of sleep. How goes the night?

SANDFORD
An hour past sun-set. You shall first refresh your limbs (tired with
travel) with meats and some cordial wine, and then betake your no less
wearied mind to repose.

MARGARET
A good rest to us all.

SANDFORD
Thanks, lady.




ACT THE FIFTH


JOHN WOODVIL (_dressing_).


    JOHN
    How beautiful, (_handling his mourning_)
    And comely do these mourning garments shew!
    Sure Grief hath set his sacred impress here,
    To claim the world's respect! they note so feelingly
    By outward types the serious man within.--
    Alas! what part or portion can I claim
    In all the decencies of virtuous sorrow,
    Which other mourners use? as namely,
    This black attire, abstraction from society,
    Good thoughts, and frequent sighs, and seldom smiles,
    A cleaving sadness native to the brow,
    All sweet condolements of like-grieved friends,
    (That steal away the sense of loss almost)
    Men's pity, and good offices
    Which enemies themselves do for us then,
    Putting their hostile disposition off,
    As we put off our high thoughts and proud looks.
    (_Pauses, and observes the pictures_.)
    These pictures must be taken down:
    The portraitures of our most antient family
    For nigh three hundred years! How have I listen'd,
    To hear Sir Walter, with an old man's pride,
    Holding me in his arms, a prating boy,
    And pointing to the pictures where they hung,
    Repeat by course their worthy histories,
    (As Hugh de Widville, Walter, first of the name,
    And Ann the handsome, Stephen, and famous John:
    Telling me, I must be his famous John.)
    But that was in old times.
    Now, no more
    Must I grow proud upon our house's pride.
    I rather, I, by most unheard of crimes,
    Have backward tainted all their noble blood,
    Rased out the memory of an ancient family,
    And quite revers'd the honors of our house.
    Who now shall sit and tell us anecdotes?
    The secret history of his own times,
    And fashions of the world when he was young:
    How England slept out three and twenty years,
    While Carr and Villiers rul'd the baby king:
    The costly fancies of the pedant's reign,
    Balls, feastings, huntings, shows in allegory,
    And Beauties of the court of James the First.

    _Margaret enters._

    JOHN
    Comes Margaret here to witness my disgrace?
    O, lady, I have suffer'd loss,
    And diminution of my honor's brightness.
    You bring some images of old times, Margaret,
    That should be now forgotten.

    MARGARET
    Old times should never be forgotten, John.
    I came to talk about them with my friend.

    JOHN
    I did refuse you, Margaret, in my pride.

    MARGARET
    If John rejected Margaret in his pride,
    (As who does not, being splenetic, refuse
    Sometimes old play-fellows,) the spleen being gone,
    The offence no longer lives.
    O Woodvil, those were happy days,
    When we two first began to love. When first,
    Under pretence of visiting my father,
    (Being then a stripling nigh upon my age)
    You came a wooing to his daughter, John.
    Do you remember,
    With what a coy reserve and seldom speech,
    (Young maidens must be chary of their speech,)
    I kept the honors of my maiden pride?
    I was your favourite then.

    JOHN
    O Margaret, Margaret!
    These your submissions to my low estate,
    And cleavings to the fates of sunken Woodvil,
    Write bitter things 'gainst my unworthiness.
    Thou perfect pattern of thy slander'd sex,
    Whom miseries of mine could never alienate,
    Nor change of fortune shake; whom injuries,
    And slights (the worst of injuries) which moved
    Thy nature to return scorn with like scorn,
    Then when you left in virtuous pride this house,
    Could not so separate, but now in this
    My day of shame, when all the world forsake me,
    You only visit me, love, and forgive me.

    MARGARET
    Dost yet remember the green arbour, John,
    In the south gardens of my father's house,
    Where we have seen the summer sun go down,
    Exchanging true love's vows without restraint?
    And that old wood, you call'd your wilderness,
    And vow'd in sport to build a chapel in it,
    There dwell

        "Like hermit poor
        In pensive place obscure,"

    And tell your Ave Maries by the curls
    (Dropping like golden beads) of Margaret's hair;
    And make confession seven times a day
    Of every thought that stray'd from love and Margaret;
    And I your saint the penance should appoint--
    Believe me, sir, I will not now be laid
    Aside, like an old fashion.

    JOHN
    O lady, poor and abject are my thoughts,
    My pride is cured, my hopes are under clouds,
    I have no part in any good man's love,
    In all earth's pleasures portion have I none,
    I fade and wither in my own esteem,
    This earth holds not alive so poor a thing as I am.
    I was not always thus. (_Weeps_.)

    MARGARET
    Thou noble nature,
    Which lion-like didst awe the inferior creatures,
    Now trampled on by beasts of basest quality,
    My dear heart's lord, life's pride, soul-honor'd John,
    Upon her knees (regard her poor request)
    Your favourite, once-beloved Margaret, kneels.

    JOHN
    What would'st thou, lady, ever-honor'd Margaret?

    MARGARET
    That John would think more nobly of himself,
    More worthily of high heaven;
    And not for one misfortune, child of chance,
    No crime, but unforeseen, and sent to punish
    The less offence with image of the greater,
    Thereby to work the soul's humility,
    (Which end hath happily not been frustrate quite,)
    O not for one offence mistrust heaven's mercy,
    Nor quit thy hope of happy days to come--
    John yet has many happy days to live;
    To live and make atonement.

    JOHN
    Excellent lady,
    Whose suit hath drawn this softness from my eyes,
    Not the world's scorn, nor falling off of friends
    Could ever do. Will you go with me, Margaret?

    MARGARET (_rising_)
    Go whither, John?

    JOHN
    Go in with me,
    And pray for the peace of our unquiet minds?

    MARGARET
    That I will, John.--
    (_Exeunt_.)




SCENE.--_An inner Apartment_.


(_John is discovered kneeling.--Margaret standing over him_.)


    JOHN (_rises_)
    I cannot bear
    To see you waste that youth and excellent beauty,
    ('Tis now the golden time of the day with you,)
    In tending such a broken wretch as I am.

    MARGARET
    John will break Margaret's heart, if he speak so.
    O sir, sir, sir, you are too melancholy,
    And I must call it caprice. I am somewhat bold
    Perhaps in this. But you are now my patient,
    (You know you gave me leave to call you so,)
    And I must chide these pestilent humours from you.

    JOHN
    They are gone.--
    Mark, love, how cheerfully I speak!
    I can smile too, and I almost begin
    To understand what kind of creature Hope is.

    MARGARET
    Now this is better, this mirth becomes you, John.

    JOHN
    Yet tell me, if I over-act my mirth.
    (Being but a novice, I may fall into that error,)
    That were a sad indecency, you know.

    MARGARET
    Nay, never fear.
    I will be mistress of your humours,
    And you shall frown or smile by the book.
    And herein I shall be most peremptory,
    Cry, "this shews well, but that inclines to levity,
    This frown has too much of the Woodvil in it,
    But that fine sunshine has redeem'd it quite."

    JOHN
    How sweetly Margaret robs me of myself!

    MARGARET
    To give you in your stead a better self!
    Such as you were, when these eyes first beheld
    You mounted on your sprightly steed, White Margery,
    Sir Rowland my father's gift,
    And all my maidens gave my heart for lost.
    I was a young thing then, being newly come
    Home from my convent education, where
    Seven years I had wasted in the bosom of France:
    Returning home true protestant, you call'd me
    Your little heretic nun. How timid-bashful
    Did John salute his love, being newly seen.
    Sir Rowland term'd it a rare modesty,
    And prais'd it in a youth.


    JOHN
    Now Margaret weeps herself.
    (_A noise of bells heard_.)

    MARGARET
    Hark the bells, John.

    JOHN
    Those are the church bells of St. Mary Ottery.

    MARGARET
    I know it.

    JOHN
    Saint Mary Ottery, my native village
    In the sweet shire of Devon.
    Those are the bells.

MARGARET
Wilt go to church, John?

JOHN
I have been there already.

MARGARET
How canst say thou hast been there already? The bells are only now
ringing for morning service, and hast thou been at church already?

    JOHN
    I left my bed betimes, I could not sleep,
    And when I rose, I look'd (as my custom is)
    From my chamber window, where I can see the sun rise;
    And the first object I discern'd
    Was the glistering spire of St. Mary Ottery.

    MARGARET
    Well, John.

    JOHN
    Then I remember'd 'twas the sabbath-day.
    Immediately a wish arose in my mind,
    To go to church and pray with Christian people.

    And then I check'd myself, and said to myself,
    "Thou hast been a heathen, John, these two years past,
    (Not having been at church in all that time,)
    And is it fit, that now for the first time
    Thou should'st offend the eyes of Christian people
    With a murderer's presence in the house of prayer?
    Thou would'st but discompose their pious thoughts,
    And do thyself no good: for how could'st thou pray,
    With unwash'd hands, and lips unus'd to the offices?"
    And then I at my own presumption smiled;
    And then I wept that I should smile at all,
    Having such cause of grief! I wept outright;
    Tears like a river flooded all my face,
    And I began to pray, and found I could pray;
    And still I yearn'd to say my prayers in the church.
    "Doubtless (said I) one might find comfort in it."
    So stealing down the stairs, like one that fear'd detection,
    Or was about to act unlawful business
    At that dead time of dawn,
    I flew to the church, and found the doors wide open,
    (Whether by negligence I knew not,
    Or some peculiar grace to me vouchsaf'd,
    For all things felt like mystery).

    MARGARET
    Yes.

    JOHN
    So entering in, not without fear,
    I past into the family pew,
    And covering up my eyes for shame,
    And deep perception of unworthiness,
    Upon the little hassock knelt me down,
    Where I so oft had kneel'd,
    A docile infant by Sir Walter's side;
    And, thinking so, I wept a second flood
    More poignant than the first;
    But afterwards was greatly comforted.
    It seem'd, the guilt of blood was passing from me
    Even in the act and agony of tears,
    And all my sins forgiven.





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                         THE WITCH

      A DRAMATIC SKETCH OF THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY (1798)



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      CHARACTERS

_Old Servant in the Family of Sir Francis Pairford. Stranger._


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    SERVANT
    One summer night Sir Francis, as it chanced,
    Was pacing to and fro in the avenue
    That westward fronts our house,
    Among those aged oaks, said to have been planted
    Three hundred years ago
    By a neighb'ring prior of the Fairford name.
    Being o'er-task'd in thought, he heeded not
    The importunate suit of one who stood by the gate,
    And begged an alms.
    Some say he shoved her rudely from the gate
    With angry chiding; but I can never think
    (Our master's nature hath a sweetness in it)
    That he could use a woman, an old woman,
    With such discourtesy: but he refused her--
    And better had he met a lion in his path
    Than that old woman that night;
    For she was one who practised the black arts,
    And served the devil, being since burnt for witchcraft.
    She looked at him as one that meant to blast him,
    And with a frightful noise,
    ('Twas partly like a woman's voice,
    And partly like the hissing of a snake,)
    She nothing said but this:--
    (Sir Francis told the words)

        _A mischief, mischief, mischief,
        And a nine-times-killing curse,
      By day and by night, to the caitiff wight,
      Who shakes the poor like snakes from his door,
        And shuts up the womb of his purse_.

    And still she cried

          _A mischief,
        And a nine-fold-withering curse:
      For that shall come to thee that will undo thee,
        Both all that thou fearest and worse_.

    So saying, she departed,
    Leaving Sir Francis like a man, beneath
    Whose feet a scaffolding was suddenly falling;
    So he described it.

    STRANGER
    A terrible curse! What followed?

    SERVANT
    Nothing immediate, but some two months after
    Young Philip Fairford suddenly fell sick,
    And none could tell what ailed him; for he lay,
    And pined, and pined, till all his hair fell off,
    And he, that was full-fleshed, became as thin
    As a two-months' babe that has been starved in the nursing.
    And sure I think
    He bore his death-wound like a little child;
    With such rare sweetness of dumb melancholy
    He strove to clothe his agony in smiles,
    Which he would force up in his poor pale cheeks,
    Like ill-timed guests that had no proper dwelling there;
    And, when they asked him his complaint, he laid
    His hand upon his heart to shew the place,
    Where Susan came to him a-nights, he said,
    And prick'd him with a pin.--
    And thereupon Sir Francis called to mind
    The beggar-witch that stood by the gateway
    And begged an alms.

    STRANGER
    But did the witch confess?

    SERVANT
    All this and more at her death.

    STRANGER
    I do not love to credit tales of magic.
    Heaven's music, which is Order, seems unstrung,
    And this brave world
    (The mystery of God) unbeautified,
    Disorder'd, marr'd, where such strange things are acted.




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            Mr. H----

      A FARCE IN TWO ACTS

As it was performed at Drury Lane Theatre, _December, 1806_


"Mr. H----, thou wert DAMNED. Bright shone the morning on the play-bills
that announced thy appearance, and the streets were filled with the buzz
of persons asking one another if they would go to see Mr. H----, and
answering that they would certainly; but before night the gaiety, not of
the author, but of his friends and the town, was eclipsed, for thou wert
DAMNED! Hadst thou been anonymous, thou haply mightst have lived. But
thou didst come to an untimely end for thy tricks, and for want of a
better name to pass them off----."

--_Theatrical Examiner._



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      CHARACTERS

      Mr. H----           _Mr. Elliston_.
      BELVIL              _Mr. Bartley_.
      LANDLORD PRY        _Mr. Wewitzer_.
      MELESINDA           _Miss Mellon_.
      Maid to Melesinda.  _Mrs. Harlowe_.
      Gentlemen, Ladies, Waiters, Servants, &c.


SCENE.--_Bath_


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PROLOGUE

_Spoken by Mr. Elliston_


    If we have sinn'd in paring down a name,
    All civil well-bred authors do the same.
    Survey the columns of our daily writers--
    You'll find that some Initials are great fighters.
    How fierce the shock, how fatal is the jar,
    When Ensign W. meets Lieutenant R.
    With two stout seconds, just of their own gizard,
    Cross Captain X. and rough old General Izzard!
    Letter to Letter spreads the dire alarms,
    Till half the Alphabet is up in arms.
    Nor with less lustre have Initials shone,
    To grace the gentler annals of Crim. Con.
    Where the dispensers of the public lash
    Soft penance give; a letter and a dash--
    Where vice reduced in size shrinks to a failing,
    And loses half her grossness by curtailing.
    Faux pas are told in such a modest way,--
    The affair of Colonel B---- with Mrs. A----
    You must forgive them--for what is there, say,
    Which such a pliant Vowel must not grant
    To such a very pressing Consonant?
    Or who poetic justice dares dispute,
    When, mildly melting at a lover's suit,
    The wife's a Liquid, her good man a Mute?
    Even in the homelier scenes of honest life,
    The coarse-spun intercourse of man and wife,
    Initials I am told have taken place
    Of Deary, Spouse, and that old-fashioned race;
    And Cabbage, ask'd by Brother Snip to tea,
    Replies, "I'll come--but it don't rest with me--
    I always leaves them things to Mrs. C."
    O should this mincing fashion ever spread
    From names of living heroes to the dead,
    How would Ambition sigh, and hang the head,
    As each lov'd syllable should melt away--
    Her Alexander turned into Great A----
    A single C. her Caesar to express--
    Her Scipio shrunk into a Roman S----
    And nick'd and dock'd to these new modes of speech,
    Great Hannibal himself a Mr. H----.


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MR. H----


A FARCE IN TWO ACTS


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ACT I


SCENE.--_A Public Room in an Inn--Landlord, Waiters, Gentlemen, &c.

Enter Mr. H._


MR. H.
Landlord, has the man brought home my boots?

LANDLORD
Yes, Sir.

MR. H.
You have paid him?

LANDLORD
There is the receipt, Sir, only not quite filled up, no name, only
blank--"Blank, Dr. to Zekiel Spanish for one pair of best hessians."
Now, Sir, he wishes to know what name he shall put in, who he shall say
"Dr."

MR. H.
Why, Mr. H. to be sure.

LANDLORD
So I told him, Sir; but Zekiel has some qualms about it. He says, he
thinks that Mr. H. only would not stand good in law.

MR. H.
Rot his impertinence, bid him put in Nebuchadnezzar, and not trouble me
with his scruples.

LANDLORD
I shall, Sir. [_Exit_.]

_Enter a Waiter_.

WAITER
Sir, Squire Level's man is below, with a hare and a brace of pheasants
for Mr. H.

MR. H.
Give the man half-a-crown, and bid him return my best respects to his
master. Presents it seems will find me out, with any name, or no name.

_Enter Second Waiter_.

SECOND WAITER
Sir, the man that makes up the Directory is at the door.

MR. H.
Give him a shilling, that is what these fellows come for.

SECOND WAITER
He has sent up to know by what name your Honour will please to be
inserted.

MR. H.
Zounds, fellow, I give him a shilling for leaving out my name, not for
putting it in. This is one of the plaguy comforts of going anonymous.

[_Exit Second Waiter_.]

_Enter Third Waiter_.

THIRD WAITER
Two letters for Mr. H. [_Exit_.]

MR. H.
From ladies (_opens them_). This from Melesinda, to remind me of the
morning call I promised; the pretty creature positively languishes to be
made Mrs. H. I believe I must indulge her (_affectedly_). This from her
cousin, to bespeak me to some party, I suppose (_opening it_)--Oh, "this
evening"--"Tea and cards"--(_surveying himself with complacency_). Dear
H., thou art certainly a pretty fellow. I wonder what makes thee such a
favourite among the ladies: I wish it may not be owing to the
concealment of thy unfortunate--pshaw!

_Enter Fourth Waiter_.

FOURTH WAITER
Sir, one Mr. Printagain is enquiring for you.

MR. H.
Oh, I remember, the poet; he is publishing by subscription. Give him a
guinea, and tell him he may put me down.

FOURTH WAITER
What name shall I tell him, Sir?

MR. H.
Zounds, he is a poet; let him fancy a name.

[_Exit Fourth Waiter_.]

_Enter Fifth Waiter_.

FIFTH WAITER
Sir, Bartlemy the lame beggar, that you sent a private donation to last
Monday, has by some accident discovered his benefactor, and is at the
door waiting to return thanks.

MR. H.
Oh, poor fellow, who could put it into his head? Now I shall be teazed
by all his tribe, when once this is known. Well, tell him I am glad I
could be of any service to him, and send him away.

FIFTH WAITER
I would have done so, Sir; but the object of his call now, he says, is
only to know who he is obliged to.

MR. H.
Why, me.

FIFTH WAITER
Yes, Sir.

MR. H.
Me, me, me, who else, to be sure?

FIFTH WAITER
Yes, Sir; but he is anxious to know the name of his benefactor.

MR. H.
Here is a pampered rogue of a beggar, that cannot be obliged to a
gentleman in the way of his profession, but he must know the name,
birth, parentage, and education of his benefactor. I warrant you, next
he will require a certificate of one's good behaviour, and a
magistrate's licence in one's pocket, lawfully empowering so and so
to--give an alms. Any thing more?  FIFTH WAITER

Yes, Sir: here has been Mr. Patriot, with the county petition to sign;
and Mr. Failtime, that owes so much money, has sent to remind you of
your promise to bail him.

MR. H.
Neither of which I can do, while I have no name. Here is more of the
plaguy comforts of going anonymous, that one can neither serve one's
friend nor one's country. Damn it, a man had better be without a nose,
than without a name. I will not live long in this mutilated, dismembered
state; I will to Melesinda this instant, and try to forget these
vexations. Melesinda! there is music in the name; but then, hang it,
there is none in mine to answer to it. [_Exit_.]

(_While Mr. H. has been speaking, two Gentlemen have been observing him
curiously._)

FIRST GENTLEMAN
Who the devil is this extraordinary personage?

SECOND GENTLEMAN
Who? why 'tis Mr. H.

FIRST GENTLEMAN
Has he no more name?

SECOND GENTLEMAN
None that has yet transpired. No more! why that single letter has been
enough to inflame the imaginations of all the ladies in Bath. He has
been here but a fortnight, and is already received into all the first
families.

FIRST GENTLEMAN
Wonderful! yet nobody knows who he is, or where he comes from!

SECOND GENTLEMAN
He is vastly rich, gives away money as if he had infinity; dresses well,
as you see; and for address, the mothers are all dying for fear the
daughters should get him; and for the daughters, he may command them as
absolutely as--. Melesinda, the rich heiress, 'tis thought, will carry
him.

FIRST GENTLEMAN
And is it possible that a mere anonymous--

SECOND GENTLEMAN
Phoo! that is the charm, Who is he? and What is he? and What is his
name?--The man with the great nose on his face never excited more of the
gaping passion of wonderment in the dames of Strasburg, than this
new-comer with the single letter to his name, has lighted up among the
wives and maids of Bath; his simply having lodgings here, draws more
visitors to the house than an election. Come with me to the parade, and
I will shew you more of him. [_Exeunt_.]




SCENE.--_In the Street_.


(MR. H. _walking_, BELVIL _meeting him_.)


BELVIL
My old Jamaica school-fellow, that I have not seen for so many years? it
must, it can be no other than Jack (_going up to him_). My dear Ho----

MR. H. (_Stopping his mouth._)
Ho----! the devil, hush.

BELVIL
Why sure it is--

MR. H.
It is, it is your old friend Jack, that shall be nameless.

BELVIL
My dear Ho----

MR. H. (_Stopping him_.)
Don't name it.

BELVIL
Name what?

MR. H.
My curst, unfortunate name. I have reasons to conceal it for a time.

BELVIL
I understand you--Creditors, Jack?

MR. H.
No, I assure you.

BELVIL
Snapp'd up a ward, peradventure, and the whole Chancery at your heels?

MR. H.
I don't use to travel with such cumbersome luggage.

BELVIL
You ha'n't taken a purse?

MR. H.
To relieve you at once from all disgraceful conjectures, you must know,
'tis nothing but the sound of my name.

BELVIL
Ridiculous! 'tis true your's is none of the most romantic, but what can
that signify in a man?

MR. H.
You must understand that I am in some credit with the ladies.

BELVIL
With the ladies!

MR. H.
And truly I think not without some pretensions. My fortune--

BELVIL
Sufficiently splendid, if I may judge from your appearance.

MR. H.
My figure--

BELVIL
Airy, gay, and imposing.

MR. H.
My parts--

BELVIL
Bright.

MR. H.
My conversation--

BELVIL
Equally remote from flippancy and taciturnity.

MR. H.
But then my name--damn my name.

BELVIL
Childish!

MR. H.
Not so. Oh, Belvil, you are blest with one which sighing virgins may
repeat without a blush, and for it change the paternal. But what virgin
of any delicacy (and I require some in a wife) would endure to be called
Mrs.----?

BELVIL
Ha! ha! ha! most absurd. Did not Clementina Falconbridge, the romantic
Clementina Falconbridge, fancy Tommy Potts? and Rosabella Sweetlips
sacrifice her mellifluous appellative to Jack Deady? Matilda her cousin
married a Gubbins, and her sister Amelia a Clutterbuck.

MR. H.
Potts is tolerable, Deady is sufferable, Gubbins is bearable, and
Clutterbuck is endurable, but Ho--

BELVIL
Hush, Jack, don't betray yourself. But you are really ashamed of the
family name?

MR. H.
Aye, and of my father that begot me, and my father's father, and all
their forefathers that have borne it since the conquest.

BELVIL
But how do you know the women are so squeamish?

MR. H.
I have tried them. I tell you there is neither maiden of sixteen nor
widow of sixty but would turn up their noses at it. I have been refused
by nineteen virgins, twenty-nine relicts, and two old maids.

BELVIL
That was hard indeed, Jack.

MR. H.
Parsons have stuck at publishing the banns, because they averred it was
a heathenish name; parents have lingered their consent, because they
suspected it was a fictitious name; and rivals have declined my
challenges, because they pretended it was an ungentlemanly name.

BELVIL
Ha, ha, ha, but what course do you mean to pursue?

MR. H.
To engage the affections of some generous girl, who will be content to
take me as Mr. H.

BELVIL
Mr. H.?

MR. H.
Yes, that is the name I go by here; you know one likes to be as near the
truth as possible.

BELVIL
Certainly. But what then? to get her to consent--

MR. H.
To accompany me to the altar without a name--in short to suspend her
curiosity (that is all) till the moment the priest shall pronounce the
irrevocable charm, which makes two names one.

BELVIL
And that name--and then she must be pleased, ha, Jack?

MR. H.
Exactly such a girl it has been my fortune to meet with, heark'e
(_whispers_)--(_musing_) yet hang it, 'tis cruel to betray her
confidence.

BELVIL
But the family name, Jack?

MR. H.
As you say, the family name must be perpetuated.

BELVIL
Though it be but a homely one.

MR. H.
True, but come, I will shew you the house where dwells this credulous
melting fair.

BELVIL
Ha, ha, my old friend dwindled down to one letter. [_Exeunt_.]




SCENE.--_An Apartment in_ MELESINDA'S _House_.


MELESINDA _sola, as if musing_.

MELESINDA
H.H.H. Sure it must be something precious by its being concealed. It
can't be Homer, that is a Heathen's name; nor Horatio, that is no
surname; what if it be Hamlet? the Lord Hamlet--pretty, and I his poor
distracted Ophelia! No, 'tis none of these; 'tis Harcourt or Hargrave,
or some such sounding name, or Howard, high born Howard, that would do;
may be it is Harley, methinks my H. resembles Harley, the feeling
Harley. But I hear him, and from his own lips I will once for ever be
resolved.

_Enter_ MR. H.

MR. H.
My dear Melesinda.

MELESINDA
My dear H. that is all you give me power to swear allegiance to,--to be
enamoured of inarticulate sounds, and call with sighs upon an empty
letter. But I will know.

MR. H.
My dear Melesinda, press me no more for the disclosure of that, which in
the face of day so soon must be revealed. Call it whim, humour, caprice,
in me. Suppose I have sworn an oath, never, till the ceremony of our
marriage is over, to disclose my true name.

MELESINDA
Oh! H.H.H. I cherish here a fire of restless curiosity which consumes
me. 'Tis appetite, passion, call it whim, caprice, in me. Suppose I have
sworn I must and will know it this very night.

MR. H.
Ungenerous Melesinda! I implore you to give me this one proof of your
confidence. The holy vow once past, your H. shall not have a secret to
withhold.

MELESINDA
My H. has overcome: his Melesinda shall pine away and die, before she
dare express a saucy inclination; but what shall I call you till we are
married?

MR. H.
Call me? call me any thing, call me Love, Love! aye, Love, Love will do
very well.

MELESINDA
How many syllables is it, Love?

MR. H.
How many? ud, that is coming to the question with a vengeance. One, two,
three, four,--what does it signify how many syllables?

MELESINDA
How many syllables, Love?

MR. H.

My Melesinda's mind, I had hoped, was superior to this childish
curiosity.

MELESINDA
How many letters are there in it?

[_Exit_ MR. H. _followed by_ MELESINDA _repeating the question_.]




SCENE.--_A Room in the Inn. (Two Waiters disputing._)


FIRST WAITER
Sir Harbottle Hammond, you may depend upon it.

SECOND WAITER
Sir Hardy Hardcastle, I tell you.

FIRST WAITER
The Hammonds of Huntingdonshire.

SECOND WAITER
The Hardcastles of Hertfordshire.

FIRST WAITER
The Hammonds.

SECOND WAITER
Don't tell me: does not Hardcastle begin with an H?

FIRST WAITER
So does Hammond for that matter.

SECOND WAITER
Faith, so it does if you go to spell it. I did not think of that. I
begin to be of your opinion; he is certainly a Hammond.

FIRST WAITER
Here comes Susan Chambermaid, may be she can tell.

_Enter Susan_.

BOTH
Well, Susan, have you heard any thing who the strange gentleman is?

SUSAN
Haven't you heard? it's all come out; Mrs. Guesswell, the parson's
widow, has been here about it. I overheard her talking in confidence to
Mrs. Setter and Mrs. Pointer, and she says, they were holding a sort of
_cummitty_ about it.

BOTH
What? What?

SUSAN
There can't be a doubt of it, she says, what from hisfigger and the
appearance he cuts, and his _sumpshous_ way of living, and above all
from the remarkable circumstance that his surname should begin with an
H., that he must be--

BOTH
Well, well--

SUSAN
Neither more nor less than the Prince.

BOTH
Prince!

SUSAN
The Prince of Hessy-Cassel in disguise.

BOTH
Very likely, very likely.

SUSAN
Oh, there can't be a doubt on it. Mrs. Guesswell says she knows it.

FIRST WAITER
Now if we could be sure that the Prince of Hessy what-do-you-call-him
was in England on his travels.

SECOND WAITER
Get a newspaper. Look in the newspapers.

SUSAN
Fiddle of the newspapers, who else can it be?

BOTH
That is very true (_gravely_).

_Enter Landlord_.

LANDLORD
Here, Susan, James, Philip, where are you all? The London coach is come
in, and there is Mr. Fillaside, the fat passenger, has been bawling for
somebody to help him off with his boots. (_The Chambermaid and Waiters
slip out_.)

(_Solus_.) The house is turned upside down since the strange
gentleman came into it. Nothing but guessing and speculating, and
speculating and guessing; waiters and chambermaids getting into corners
and speculating, ostlers and stable-boys speculating in the yard, I
believe the very horses in the stable are speculating too, for there
they stand in a musing posture, nothing for them to eat, and not
seeming to care whether thay have any thing or no; and after all what
does it signify? I hate such curious--odso, I must take this box up into
his bed-room--he charged me to see to it myself--I hate such
inquisitive--I wonder what is in it, it feels heavy (_Reads_) "Leases,
title deeds, wills." Here now a man might satisfy his curiosity at once.
Deeds must have names to them, so must leases and wills. But I
wouldn't--no I wouldn't--it is a pretty box too--prettily dovetailed--I
admire the fashion of it much. But I'd cut my fingers off, before I'd do
such a dirty--what have I to do--curse the keys, how they rattle--rattle
in one's pockets--the keys and the halfpence (_takes out a bunch and
plays with them_). I wounder if any of these would fit; one might just
try them, but I wouldn't lift up the lid if they did. Oh no, what should
I be the richer for knowing? (_All this time he tries the keys one by
one_.) What's his name to me? a thousand names begin with an H. I hate
people that are always prying, poking and prying into things,--thrusting
their finger into one place--a mighty little hole this--and their keys
into another. Oh Lord! little rusty fits it! but what is that to me? I
wouldn't go to--no no--but it is odd little rusty should just happen.
(_While he is turning up the lid of the box_, MR. H. _enters behing him
unperceived_.)

MR. H.
What are you about, you dog?

LANDLORD
Oh Lord, Sir! pardon; no thief as I hope to be saved. Little Pry was
always honest.

MR. H.
What else could move you to open that box!

LANDLORD
Sir, don't kill me, and I will confess the whole truth. This box
happened to be lying--that is, I happened to be carrying this box, and I
happened to have my keys out, and so--little rusty happened to fit--

MR. H.
So little rusty happened to fit!--and would not a rope fit that rogue's
neck? I see the papers have not been moved: all is safe, but it was as
well to frighten him a little (_aside_).

Come, Landlord, as I think you
honest, and suspect you only intended to gratify a little foolish
curiosity--

LANDLORD
That was all, Sir, upon my veracity.

MR. H.
For this time I will pass it over. Your name is Pry, I think.

LANDLORD
Yes, Sir, Jeremiah Pry, at your service.

MR. H.
An apt name, you have a prying temper. I mean, some little curiosity, a
sort of inquisitiveness about you.

LANDLORD
A natural thirst after knowledge you may call it, Sir. When a boy I was
never easy, but when I was thrusting up the lids of some of my
school-fellows' boxes,--not to steal any thing, upon my honour,
Sir,--only to see what was in them; have had pens stuck in my eyes for
peeping through key-holes after knowledge; could never see a cold pie
with the legs dangling out at top, but my fingers were for lifting up
the crust,--just to try if it were pigeon or partridge,--for no other
reason in the world. Surely I think my passion for nuts was owing to the
pleasure of cracking the shell to get at something concealed, more than
to any delight I took in eating the kernel. In short, Sir, this appetite
has grown with my growth.

MR. H.
You will certainly be hanged some day for peeping into some bureau or
other, just to see what is in it.

LANDLORD
That is my fear, Sir. The thumps and kicks I have had for peering into
parcels, and turning of letters inside out,--just for curiosity. The
blankets I have been made to dance in for searching parish-registers for
old ladies' ages,--just for curiosity! Once I was dragged through a
horse-pond, only for peeping into a closet that had glass doors to it,
while my Lady Bluegarters was undressing,--just for curiosity!

MR. H.
A very harmless piece of curiosity, truly; and now, Mr. Pry, first have
the goodness to leave that box with me, and then do me the favour to
carry your curiosity so far, as to enquire if my servants are within.

LANDLORD
I shall, Sir. Here, David, Jonathan,--I think I hear them coming,--shall
make bold to leave you, Sir.

[_Exit._]

MR. H.
Another tolerable specimen of the comforts of going anonymous!

_Enter two Footmen._

FIRST FOOTMAN
You speak first.

SECOND FOOTMAN
No, you had better speak.

FIRST FOOTMAN
You promised to begin.

MR. H.
They have something to say to me. The rascals want their wages raised, I
suppose; there is always a favour to be asked when they come smiling.
Well, poor rogues, service is but a hard bargain at the best. I think I
must not be close with them. Well, David--well, Jonathan.

FIRST FOOTMAN
We have served your honour faithfully----

SECOND FOOTMAN
Hope your honour won't take offence----

MR. H.
The old story, I suppose--wages?

FIRST FOOTMAN
That's not it, your honour.

SECOND FOOTMAN
You speak.

FIRST FOOTMAN
But if your honour would just be pleased to----

SECOND FOOTMAN
Only be pleased to----

MR. H.
Be quick with what you have to say, for I am in haste.

FIRST FOOTMAN
Just to----

SECOND FOOTMAN
Let us know who it is----

FIRST FOOTMAN
Who it is we have the honour to serve.

MR. H.
Why me, me, me; you serve me.

SECOND FOOTMAN
Yes, Sir; but we do not know who you are.

MR. H.
Childish curiosity! do not you serve a rich master, a gay master, an
indulgent master?

FIRST FOOTMAN
Ah, Sir! the figure you make is to us, your poor servants, the principal
mortification.

SECOND FOOTMAN
When we get over a pot at the public-house, or in a gentleman's kitchen,
or elsewhere, as poor servants must have their pleasures--when the
question goes round, who is your master? and who do you serve? and one
says, I serve Lord So-and-so, and another, I am Squire Such-a-one's
footman----

FIRST FOOTMAN
We have nothing to say for it, but that we serve Mr. H.

SECOND FOOTMAN
Or Squire H.

MR. H.
Really you are a couple of pretty modest, reasonable personages; but I
hope you will take it as no offence, gentlemen, if, upon a dispassionate
review of all that you have said, I think fit not to tell you any more
of my name, than I have chosen for especial purposes to communicate to
the rest of the world.

FIRST FOOTMAN
Why then, Sir, you may suit yourself.

SECOND FOOTMAN
We tell you plainly, we cannot stay.

FIRST FOOTMAN
We don't chuse to serve Mr. H.

SECOND FOOTMAN
Nor any Mr. or Squire in the alphabet----

FIRST FOOTMAN
That lives in Chris-cross Row.

MR. H.
Go, for a couple of ungrateful, inquisitive, senseless rascals! Go hang,
starve, or drown!--Rogues, to speak thus irreverently of the alphabet--I
shall live to see you glad to serve old Q--to curl the wig of great
S--adjust the dot of little i--stand behind the chair of X, Y, Z--wear
the livery of Et-caetera--and ride behind the sulky of
And-by-itself-and!

[_Exit in a rage_.]




ACT II


SCENE.--_A handsome Apartment well lighted, Tea, Cards, &c.--A large
party of Ladies and Gentlemen, among them_ MELESINDA.


FIRST LADY
I wonder when the charming man will be here.

SECOND LADY
He is a delightful creature! Such a polish----

THIRD LADY
Such an air in all that he does or says----

FOURTH LADY
Yet gifted with a strong understanding----

FIFTH LADY
But has your ladyship the remotest idea of what his true name is?

FIRST LADY
They say, his very servants do not know it. His French valet, that has
lived with him these two years----

SECOND LADY
There, Madam, I must beg leave to set you right: my coachman----

FIRST LADY
I have it from the very best authority: my footman----

SECOND LADY
Then, Madam, you have set your servants on----

FIRST LADY
No, Madam, I would scorn any such little mean ways of conning at a
secret. For my part, I don't think any secret of that consequence.

SECOND LADY
That's just like me; I make a rule of troubling my head with nobody's
business but my own.

MELESINDA
But then, she takes care to make everybody's business her own, and so to
justify herself that way----(_aside_).

FIRST LADY
My dear Melesinda, you look thoughtful.

MELESINDA
Nothing.  SECOND LADY
Give it a name.

MELESINDA
Perhaps it is nameless.

FIRST LADY
As the object----Come, never blush, nor deny it, child. Bless me, what
great ugly thing is that, that dangles at your bosom?

MELESINDA
This? it is a cross: how do you like it?

SECOND LADY
A cross! Well, to me it looks for all the world like a great staring H.

(_Here a general laugh_.)

MELESINDA
Malicious creatures! Believe me it is a cross, and nothing but a cross.

FIRST LADY
A cross, I believe, you would willingly hang at.

MELESINDA
Intolerable spite!

(MR. H. _is announced_.)

(_Enter_ MR. H.)

FIRST LADY
O, Mr. H. we are so glad----

SECOND LADY
We have been so dull----

THIRD LADY
So perfectly lifeless----You owe it to us, to be more than commonly
entertaining.

MR. H.
Ladies, this is so obliging----

FOURTH LADY
O, Mr. H. those ranunculas you said were dying, pretty things, they have
got up----

FIFTH LADY
I have worked that sprig you commended--I want you to come----

MR. H.
Ladies----

SIXTH LADY
I have sent for that piece of music from London.

MR. H.
The Mozart--(_seeing Melesinda_.)--Melesinda!

SEVERAL LADIES AT ONCE
Nay positively, Melesinda, you shan't engross him all to yourself.

(_While the Ladies are pressing about MR. H. the Gentlemen shew signs of
displeasure_.)

FIRST GENTLEMAN
We shan't be able to edge in a word, now this coxcomb is come.

SECOND GENTLEMAN
Damn him, I will affront him.

FIRST GENTLEMAN
Sir, with your leave, I have a word to say to one of these ladies.

SECOND GENTLEMAN
If we could be heard----

(_The ladies pay no attention but to_ MR. H.)

MR. H.
You see, gentlemen, how the matter stands. (_Hums an air_.) I am not my
own master: positively I exist and breathe but to be agreeable to
these----Did you speak?

FIRST GENTLEMAN
And affects absence of mind, Puppy!

MR. H.
Who spoke of absence of mind, did you, Madam? How do you do, Lady
Wearwell--how do? I did not see your ladyship before--what was I about
to say--O--absence of mind. I am the most unhappy dog in that way,
sometimes spurt out the strangest things--the most mal-a-propos--without
meaning to give the least offence, upon my honour--sheer absence of
mind--things I would have given the world not to have said.

FIRST GENTLEMAN
Do you hear the coxcomb?

FIRST LADY
Great wits, they say----

SECOND LADY
Your fine geniuses are most given----

THIRD LADY
Men of bright parts are commonly too vivacious----

MR. H.
But you shall hear. I was to dine the other day at a great nabob's, that
must be nameless, who, between ourselves, is strongly suspected
of--being very rich, that's all. John, my valet, who knows my foible,
cautioned me, while he was dressing me, as he usually does where he
thinks there's a danger of my committing a _lapsus_, to take care in my
conversation how I made any allusion direct or indirect to presents
--you understand me? I set out double charged with my fellow's
consideration and my own, and, to do myself justice, behaved with
tolerable circumspection for the first half hour or so--till at last a
gentleman in company, who was indulging a free vein of raillery at the
expense of the ladies, stumbled upon that expression of the poet, which
calls them "fair defects."

FIRST LADY
It is Pope, I believe, who says it.

MR. H.
No, Madam; Milton. Where was I? O, "fair defects." This gave occasion to
a critic in company, to deliver his opinion on the phrase--that led to
an enumeration of all the various words which might have been used
instead of "defect," as want, absence, poverty, deficiency, lack. This
moment I, who had not been attending to the progress of the argument
(as the denouement will shew) starting suddenly up out of one of my
reveries, by some unfortunate connexion of ideas, which the last fatal
word had excited, the devil put it into my head to turn round to the
Nabob, who was sitting next me, and in a very marked manner (as it
seemed to the company) to put the question to him, Pray, Sir, what may
be the exact value of a lack of rupees? You may guess the confusion
which followed.

FIRST LADY
What a distressing circumstance!

SECOND LADY
To a delicate mind--

THIRD LADY
How embarrassing--

FOURTH LADY
I declare I quite pity you.

FIRST GENTLEMAN
Puppy!

MR. H.
A Baronet at the table, seeing my dilemma, jogged my elbow; and a
good-natured Duchess, who does every thing with a grace peculiar to
herself, trod on my toes at that instant: this brought me to myself,
and--covered with blushes, and pitied by all the ladies--I withdrew.

FIRST LADY
How charmingly he tells a story.

SECOND LADY
But how distressing!

MR. H.
Lord Squandercounsel, who is my particular friend, was pleased to rally
me in his inimitable way upon it next day. I shall never forget a
sensible thing he said on the occasion--speaking of absence of mind, my
foible--says he, my dear Hogs--

SEVERAL LADIES
Hogs----what--ha--

MR. H.
My dear Hogsflesh--my name--(_here an universal scream_)--O my cursed
unfortunate tongue!--H, I mean--Where was I?

FIRST LADY
Filthy--abominable!

SECOND LADY
Unutterable!

THIRD LADY
Hogs----foh!

FOURTH LADY
Disgusting!

FIFTH LADY
Vile!

SIXTH LADY
Shocking!

FIRST LADY
Odious!

SECOND LADY
Hogs----pah!

THIRD LADY
A smelling bottle--look to Miss Melesinda. Poor thing! it is no wonder.
You had better keep off from her, Mr. Hogsflesh, and not be pressing
about her in her circumstances.

FIRST GENTLEMAN
Good time of day to you, Mr. Hogsflesh.

SECOND GENTLEMAN
The compliments of the season to you, Mr. Hogsflesh.

MR. H.
This is too much--flesh and blood cannot endure it.

FIRST GENTLEMAN
What flesh?--hog's-flesh?

SECOND GENTLEMAN
How he sets up his bristles!

MR. H.
Bristles!

FIRST GENTLEMAN
He looks as fierce as a hog in armour.

MR. H.
A hog!----Madam!----(_here he severally accosts the ladies, who by
turns repel him_).

FIRST LADY
Extremely obliged to you for your attentions; but don't want a partner.

SECOND LADY
Greatly flattered by your preference; but believe I shall remain single.

THIRD LADY
Shall always acknowledge your politeness; but have no thoughts of
altering my condition.

FOURTH LADY
Always be happy to respect you as a friend; but you must not look for
any thing further.

FIFTH LADY
No doubt of your ability to make any woman happy; but have no thoughts
of changing my name.

SIXTH LADY
Must tell you, Sir, that if by your insinuations, you think to prevail
with me, you have got the wrong sow by the ear. Does he think any lady
would go to pig with him?

OLD LADY
Must beg you to be less particular in your addresses to me. Does he take
me for a Jew, to long after forbidden meats?

MR. H.
I shall go mad!--to be refused by old Mother Damnable--she that's so
old, nobody knows whether she was ever married or no, but passes for a
maid by courtesy; her juvenile exploits being beyond the farthest
stretch of tradition!--old Mother Damnable!

[_Exeunt all, either pitying or seeming to avoid him._]




SCENE.--_The Street_. BELVIL _and another Gentleman_.


BELVIL
Poor Jack, I am really sorry for him. The account which you give me of
his mortifying change of reception at the assembly, would be highly
diverting, if it gave me less pain to hear it. With all his amusing
absurdities, and amongst them not the least, a predominant desire to be
thought well of by the fair sex, he has an abundant share of good
nature, and is a man of honour. Notwithstanding all that has happened,
Melesinda may do worse than take him yet. But did the women resent it so
deeply as you say?

GENTLEMAN
O intolerably--they fled him as fearfully when 'twas once blown, as a
man would be avoided, who was suddenly discovered to have marks of the
plague, and as fast; when before they had been ready to devour the
foolishest thing he could say.

BELVIL
Ha! ha! so frail is the tenure by which these women's favourites
commonly hold their envied pre-eminence. Well, I must go find him out
and comfort him. I suppose, I shall find him at the inn.

GENTLEMAN
Either there or at Melesinda's.--Adieu.

[_Exeunt_.]




SCENE.--MR. H----'S _Apartment_.


MR. H. (_solus_)
Was ever any thing so mortifying? to be refused by old Mother
Damnable!--with such parts and address,--and the little squeamish
devils, to dislike me for a name, a sound.--O my cursed name! that it
was something I could be revenged on! if it were alive, that I might
tread upon it, or crush it, or pummel it, or kick it, or spit it
out--for it sticks in my throat and will choak me.

My plaguy ancestors! if they had left me but a Van or a Mac, or an Irish
O', it had been something to qualify it.--Mynheer Van Hogsflesh--or
Sawney Mac Hogsflesh,--or Sir Phelim O'Hogsflesh,--but downright
blunt------. If it had been any other name in the world, I could have
borne it. If it had been the name of a beast, as Bull, Fox, Kid, Lamb,
Wolf, Lion; or of a bird, as Sparrow, Hawk, Buzzard, Daw, Finch,
Nightingale; or of a fish, as Sprat, Herring, Salmon; or the name of a
thing, as Ginger, Hay, Wood; or of a colour, as Black, Grey, White,
Green; or of a sound, as Bray; or the name of a month, as March, May; or
of a place, as Barnet, Baldock, Hitchin; or the name of a coin, as
Farthing, Penny, Twopenny; or of a profession, as Butcher, Baker,
Carpenter, Piper, Fisher, Fletcher, Fowler, Glover; or a Jew's name, as
Solomons, Isaacs, Jacobs; or a personal name, as Foot, Leg, Crookshanks,
Heaviside, Sidebottom, Longbottom, Ramsbottom, Winterbottom; or a long
name, as Blanchenhagen, or Blanchenhausen; or a short name, as Crib,
Crisp, Crips, Tag, Trot, Tub, Phips, Padge, Papps, or Prig, or Wig, or
Pip, or Trip; Trip had been something, but Ho------.

_(Walks about in great agitation,--recovering his calmness a little,
sits down.)_

Farewell the most distant thoughts of marriage; the finger-circling
ring, the purity-figuring glove, the envy-pining bride-maids, the
wishing parson, and the simpering clerk. Farewell, the ambiguous
blush-raising joke, the titter-provoking pun, the morning-stirring
drum.--No son of mine shall exist, to bear my ill-fated name. No nurse
come chuckling, to tell me it is a boy. No midwife, leering at me from
under the lids of professional gravity. I dreamed of caudle. _(Sings in
a melancholy tone)_ Lullaby, Lullaby,--hush-a-by-baby--how like its papa
it is!--_(makes motions as if he was nursing)_. And then, when grown up,
"Is this your son, Sir?" "Yes, Sir, a poor copy of me,--a sad young
dog,--just what his father was at his age,--I have four more at home."
Oh! oh! oh!

_Enter Landlord._

MR. H.
Landlord, I must pack up to-night; you will see all my things got ready.

LANDLORD
Hope your Honor does not intend to quit the Blue Boar,--sorry any thing
has happened.

MR. H.
He has heard it all.

LANDLORD
Your Honour has had some mortification, to be sure, as a man may say;
you have brought your pigs to a fine market.

MR. H.
Pigs!

LANDLORD
What then? take old Pry's advice, and never mind it. Don't scorch your
crackling for 'em, Sir.

MR. H.
Scorch my crackling! a queer phrase; but I suppose he don't mean to
affront me.

LANDLORD
What is done can't be undone; you can't make a silken purse out of a
sow's ear.

MR. H.
As you say, Landlord, thinking of a thing does but augment it.

LANDLORD
Does but _hogment_ it, indeed, Sir.

MR. H.
_Hogment_ it! damn it, I said, augment it.

LANDLORD Lord, Sir, 'tis not every body has such gift of fine phrases as
your Honour, that can lard his discourse.

MR. H.
Lard!

LANDLORD
Suppose they do smoke you--

MR. H.
Smoke me?

LANDLORD
One of my phrases; never mind my words, Sir, my meaning is good. We all
mean the same thing, only you express yourself one way, and I another,
that's all. The meaning's the same; it is all pork.

MR. H.
That's another of your phrases, I presume. _(Bell rings, and the
Landlord called for.)_

LANDLORD
Anon, anon.

MR. H.
O, I wish I were anonymous.

[_Exeunt several ways._]




SCENE.--_Melesinda's Apartment_.

(_MELESINDA and Maid._)


MAID
Lord, Madam! before I'd take on as you do about a foolish--what
signifies a name? Hogs--Hogs--what is it--is just as good as any other
for what I see.

MELESINDA
Ignorant creature! yet she is perhaps blest in the absence of those
ideas, which, while they add a zest to the few pleasures which fall to
the lot of superior natures to enjoy, doubly edge the--

MAID
Superior natures! a fig! If he's hog by name, he's not hog by nature,
that don't follow--his name don't make him any thing, does it? He don't
grunt the more for it, nor squeak, that ever I hear; he likes his
victuals out of a plate, as other Christians do, you never see him go to
the trough--

MELESINDA
Unfeeling wretch! yet possibly her intentions--

MAID
For instance, Madam, my name is Finch--Betty Finch. I don't whistle the
more for that, nor long after canary-seed while I can get good wholesome
mutton--no, nor you can't catch me by throwing salt on my tail. If you
come to that, hadn't I a young man used to come after me, they said
courted me--his name was Lion--Francis Lion, a tailor; but though he was
fond enough of me, for all that, he never offered to eat me.

MELESINDA
How fortunate that the discovery has been made before it was too late.
Had I listened to his deceits, and, as the perfidious man had almost
persuaded me, precipitated myself into an inextricable engagement,
before--

MAID
No great harm, if you had. You'd only have bought a pig in a poke--and
what then? Oh, here he comes creeping--

_Enter_ MR. H. _abject_.

Go to her, Mr. Hogs--Hogs--Hogsbristles--what's your name? Don't be
afraid, man--don't give it up--she's not crying--only _summat_ has made
her eyes red--she has got a sty in her eye, I believe--(_going_.)

MELESINDA
You are not going, Betty?

MAID
O, Madam, never mind me--I shall be back in the twinkling of a pig's
whisker, as they say. [_Exit_.]

MR. H.
Melesinda, you behold before you a wretch who would have betrayed your
confidence, but it was love that prompted him; who would have tricked
you by an unworthy concealment into a participation of that disgrace
which a superficial world has agreed to attach to a name--but with it
you would have shared a fortune not contemptible, and a heart--but 'tis
over now. That name he is content to bear alone--to go where the
persecuted syllables shall be no more heard, or excite no meaning
--some spot where his native tongue has never penetrated, nor any of his
countrymen have landed, to plant their unfeeling satire, their brutal
wit, and national ill manners--where no Englishman--(_Here Melesinda,
who has been pouting during this speech, fetches a deep sigh_.) Some yet
undiscovered Otaheite, where witless, unapprehensive savages shall
innocently pronounce the ill-fated sounds, and think them not
inharmonious.

MELESINDA
Oh!

MR. H.
Who knows but among the female natives might be found--

MELESINDA
Sir! (_raising her head_).

MR. H.
One who would be more kind than--some Oberea--Queen Oberea.

MELESINDA
Oh!

MR. H.
Or what if I were to seek for proofs of reciprocal esteem among
unprejudiced African maids, in Monomotopa.

_Enter Servant_.

SERVANT
Mr. Belvil. [_Exit_.]

_Enter_ BELVIL.

MR. H.
In Monornotopa (_musing_.)

BELVIL
Heyday, Jack! what means this mortified face? nothing has happened, I
hope, between this lady and you? I beg pardon, Madam, but understanding
my friend was with you, I took the liberty of seeking him here. Some
little difference possibly which a third person can adjust--not a
word--will you, Madam, as this gentleman's friend, suffer me to be the
arbitrator--strange--hark'e, Jack, nothing has come out, has there? you
understand me. Oh I guess how it is--somebody has got at your secret,
you hav'n't blabbed it yourself, have you? ha! ha! ha! I could find in
my heart--Jack, what would you give me if I should relieve you--

MR. H.
No power of man can relieve me (_sighs_) but it must lie at the root,
gnawing at the root--here it will lie.

BELVIL
No power of man? not a common man, I grant you; for instance, a
subject--it's out of the power of any subject.

MR. H.
Gnawing at the root--there it will lie.

BELVIL
Such a thing has been known as a name to be changed; but not by a
subject--(_shews a Gazette_).

MR. H.
Gnawing at the root (_suddenly snatches the paper out of Belvil's
hand_); ha! pish! nonsense! give it me--what! (_reads_) promotions,
bankrupts--a great many bankrupts this week--there it will lie (_lays it
down, takes it up again, and reads_) "The King has been graciously
pleased"--gnawing at the root--"graciously pleased to grant unto John
Hogsflesh"--the devil--"Hogsflesh, Esq., of Sty Hall, in the county of
Hants, his royal licence and authority"--O Lord! O Lord!--"that he and
his issue"--me and my issue--"may take and use the surname and arms of
Bacon"--Bacon, the surname and arms of Bacon--"in pursuance of an
injunction contained in the last will and testament of Nicholas Bacon,
Esq. his late uncle, as well as out of grateful respect to his
memory:"--grateful respect! poor old soul----here's more--"and that
such arms may be first duly exemplified"--they shall, I will take care
of that--"according to the laws of arms, and recorded in the Herald's
Office."

BELVIL
Come, Madam, give me leave to put my own interpretation upon your
silence, and to plead for my friend, that now that only obstacle which
seemed to stand in your way of your union is removed, you will suffer
me to complete the happiness which my news seems to have brought him, by
introducing him with a new claim to your favour, by the name of Mr.
Bacon.

(_Takes their hands and joins them, which Melesinda seems to give
consent to with a smile_.)

MR. H.
Generous Melesinda!--my dear friend--"he and his issue," me and my
issue--O Lord!--

BELVIL
I wish you joy, Jack, with all my heart.

MR. H.
Bacon, Bacon, Bacon--how odd it sounds. I could never be tired of
hearing it. There was Lord Chancellor Bacon. Methinks I have some of the
Verulam blood in me already--methinks I could look through Nature--there
was Friar Bacon, a conjurer--I feel as if I could conjure too--

_Enter a Servant_.

SERVANT
Two young ladies and an old lady are at the door, enquiring if you see
company, Madam.

MR. H.
"Surname and arms"--

MELESINDA
Shew them up.--My dear Mr. Bacon, moderate your joy.

_Enter three Ladies, being part of those who were at the Assembly._

FIRST LADY
My dear Melesinda, how do you do?

SECOND LADY
How do you do? We have been so concerned for you--

OLD LADY

We have been so concerned--(_seeing him_)--Mr. Hogsflesh--

MR. H.
There's no such person--nor there never was--nor 'tis not fit there
should be--"surname and arms"--

BELVIL
It is true what my friend would express; we have been all in a mistake,
ladies. Very true, the name of this gentleman was what you call it, but
it is so no longer. The succession to the long-contested Bacon estate is
at length decided, and with it my friend succeeds to the name of his
deceased relative.

MR. H.
"His Majesty has been graciously pleased"--

FIRST LADY
I am sure we all join in hearty congratulation--(_sighs_).

SECOND LADY
And wish you joy with all our hearts--(_heigh ho_!)

OLD LADY
And hope you will enjoy the name and estate many years--(_cries_).

BELVIL
Ha! ha! ha! mortify them a little, Jack.

FIRST LADY
Hope you intend to stay--

SECOND LADY
With us some time--

OLD LADY
In these parts--

MR. H.
Ladies, for your congratulations I thank you; for the favours you have
lavished on me, and in particular for this lady's (_turning to the old
Lady_) good opinion, I rest your debtor. As to any future
favours--(_accosts them severally in the order in which he was reftised
by them at the assembly_)--Madam, shall always acknowledge your
politeness; but at present, you see, I am engaged with a partner. Always
be happy to respect you as a friend, but you must not look for any
thing further. Must beg of you to be less particular in your addresses
to me. Ladies all, with this piece of advice, of Bath and you

     Your ever grateful servant takes his leave.
     Lay your plans surer when you plot to grieve;
     See, while you kindly mean to mortify
     Another, the wild arrow do not fly,
     And gall yourself. For once you've been mistaken;
     Your shafts have miss'd their aim--Hogsflesh has saved
         his Bacon.



       *       *       *       *       *



      THE PAWNBROKER'S DAUGHTER

               A FARCE

                (1825)


       *       *       *       *       *


      CHARACTERS

      FLINT, _a Pawnbroker._
      DAVENPORT, _in love with Marian._
      PENDULOUS, _a Reprieved Gentleman._
      CUTLET, _a Sentimental Butcher._
      GOLDING, _a Magistrate._
      WILLIAM, _Apprentice to Flint._
      BEN, _Cutlet's Boy._
      MISS FLYN.
      BETTY, _her Maid._
      MARIAN, _Daughter to Flint._
      LUCY, _her Maid._


       *       *       *       *       *




ACT I.


SCENE I.--_An Apartment at Flint's house._


FLINT. WILLIAM.


FLINT
Carry those umbrellas, cottons, and wearing-apparel, up stairs. You may
send that chest of tools to Robins's.

WILLIAM
That which you lent six pounds upon to the journeyman carpenter that had
the sick wife?

FLINT
The same.

WILLIAM
The man says, if you can give him till Thursday--

FLINT
Not a minute longer. His time was out yesterday. These improvident
fools!

WILLIAM
The finical gentleman has been here about the seal that was his
grandfather's.

FLINT
He cannot have it. Truly, our trade would be brought to a fine pass, if
we were bound to humour the fancies of our customers. This man would be
taking a liking to a snuff-box that he had inherited; and that
gentlewoman might conceit a favourite chemise that had descended to her.

WILLIAM
The lady in the carriage has been here crying about those jewels. She
says, if you cannot let her have them at the advance she offers, her
husband will come to know that she has pledged them.

FLINT
I have uses for those jewels. Send Marian to me. (_Exit William_.) I
know no other trade that is expected to depart from its fair advantages
but ours. I do not see the baker, the butcher, the shoemaker, or, to go
higher, the lawyer, the physician, the divine, give up any of their
legitimate gains, even when the pretences of their art had failed; yet
_we_ are to be branded with an odious name, stigmatized, discountenanced
even by the administrators of those laws which acknowledge us; scowled
at by the lower sort of people, whose needs we serve!

_Enter Marian_.

Come hither, Marian. Come, kiss your father. The report runs that he is
full of spotted crime. What is your belief, child?

MARIAN
That never good report went with our calling, father. I have heard you
say, the poor look only to the advantages which we derive from them, and
overlook the accommodations which they receive from us. But the poor
_are_ the poor, father, and have little leisure to make distinctions. I
wish we could give up this business.

FLINT
You have not seen that idle fellow, Davenport?

MARIAN
No, indeed, father, since your injunction.

FLINT
I take but my lawful profit. The law is not over favourable to us.

MARIAN
Marian is no judge of these things.

FLINT
They call me oppressive, grinding.--I know not what--

MARIAN
Alas!

FLINT
Usurer, extortioner. Am I these things?

MARIAN
You are Marian's kind and careful father. That is enough for a child to
know.

FLINT
Here, girl, is a little box of jewels, which the necessities of a
foolish woman of quality have transferred into our true and lawful
possession. Go, place them with the trinkets that were your mother's.
They are all yours, Marian, if you do not cross me in your marriage. No
gentry shall match into this house, to flout their wife hereafter with
her parentage. I will hold this business with convulsive grasp to my
dying day. I will plague these _poor_, whom you speak so tenderly of.

MARIAN
You frighten me, father. Do not frighten Marian.

FLINT
I have heard them say, There goes Flint--Flint, the cruel pawnbroker!

MARIAN
Stay at home with Marian. You shall hear no ugly words to vex you.

FLINT
You shall ride in a gilded chariot upon the necks of these _poor_,
Marian. Their tears shall drop pearls for my girl. Their sighs shall be
good wind for us. They shall blow good for my girl. Put up the jewels,
Marian. [_Exit_.]

_Enter Lucy_.

LUCY
Miss, miss, your father has taken his hat, and is slept out, and Mr.
Davenport is on the stairs; and I came to tell you--

MARIAN
Alas! who let him in?

_Enter Davenport_.

DAVENPORT
My dearest girl--

MARIAN
My father will kill me, if he finds you have been here!

DAVENPORT
There is no time for explanations. I have positive information that your
father means, in less than a week, to dispose of you to that ugly
Saunders. The wretch has bragged of it to his acquaintance, and already
calls you _his_.

MARIAN
O heavens!

DAVENPORT
Your resolution must be summary, as the time which calls for it. Mine or
his you must be, without delay. There is no safety for you under this
roof.

MARIAN
My father--

DAVENPORT
Is no father, if he would sacrifice you.

MARIAN
But he is unhappy. Do not speak hard words of my father.

DAVENPORT
Marian must exert her good sense.

LUCY
(_As if watching at the window._) O, miss, your father has suddenly
returned. I see him with Mr. Saunders, coming down the street. Mr.
Saunders, ma'am!

MARIAN
Begone, begone, if you love me, Davenport.

DAVENPORT
You must go with me then, else here I am fixed.

LUCY
Aye, miss, you must go, as Mr. Davenport says. Here is your cloak, miss,
and your hat, and your gloves. Your father, ma'am--

MARIAN
O, where, where? Whither do you hurry me, Davenport?

DAVENPORT
Quickly, quickly, Marian. At the back door.--

[_Exit Marian with Davenport, reluctantly; in her flight still holding
the jewels._]

LUCY
Away--away. What a lucky thought of mine to say her father was coming!
he would never have got her off, else. Lord, Lord, I do love to help
lovers.

[_Exit, following them._]




SCENE II.--_A Butcher's Shop._


CUTLET. BEN.


CUTLET
Reach me down that book off the shelf, where the shoulder of veal hangs.

BEN

Is this it?

CUTLET
No--this is "Flowers of Sentiment"--the other--aye, this is a good book.
"An Argument against the Use of Animal Food. By J.R." _That_ means
Joseph Ritson. I will open it anywhere, and read just as it happens. One
cannot dip amiss in such books as these. The motto, I see, is from Pope.
I dare say, very much to the purpose. (_Reads_.)

      "The lamb thy riot dooms to bleed to-day,
      Had he thy reason, would he sport and play?
      Pleas'd to the last, he crops his flowery food,
      And licks the hand"--

Bless us, is that saddle of mutton gone home to Mrs. Simpson's? It
should have gone an hour ago.

BEN
I was just going with it.

CUTLET
Well go. Where was I? Oh!

      "And licks the hand just raised to shed its blood."

What an affecting picture! (_turns over the leaves, and reads_).

"It is probable that the long lives which are recorded of the people before
the flood, were owing to their being confined to a vegetable diet."

BEN
The young gentleman in Pullen's Row, Islington, that has got the
consumption, has sent to know if you can let him have a sweetbread.

CUTLET
Take two,--take all that are in the shop. What a disagreeable
interruption! (_reads again_). "Those fierce and angry passions, which
impel man to wage destructive war with man, may be traced to the ferment
in the blood produced by an animal diet."

BEN
The two pound of rump-steaks must go home to Mr. Molyneux's. He is in
training to fight Cribb.

CUTLET
Well, take them; go along, and do not trouble me with your disgusting
details.

[_Exit Ben._]

CUTLET
(_Throwing down the book._) Why was I bred to this detestable business?
Was it not plain, that this trembling sensibility, which has marked my
character from earliest infancy, must for ever disqualify me for a
profession which--what do ye want? what do ye buy? O, it is only
somebody going past. I thought it had been a customer.--Why was not I
bred a glover, like my cousin Langston? to see him poke his two little
sticks into a delicate pair of real Woodstock--"A very little stretching
ma'am, and they will fit exactly"--Or a haberdasher, like my next-door
neighbour--"not a better bit of lace in all town, my lady--Mrs.
Breakstock took the last of it last Friday, all but this bit, which I
can afford to let your ladyship have a bargain--reach down that drawer
on your left hand, Miss Fisher."

(_Enter in haste, Davenport, Marian, and Lucy._)

LUCY
This is the house I saw a bill up at, ma'am; and a droll creature the
landlord is.

DAVENPORT
We have no time for nicety.

CUTLET
What do ye want? what do ye buy? O, it is only you, Mrs. Lucy.

_Lucy whispers Cutlet._

CUTLET
I have a set of apartments at the end of my garden. They are quite
detached from the shop. A single lady at present occupies the ground
floor.

MARIAN
Aye, aye, any where.

DAVENPORT
In, in.--

CUTLET
Pretty lamb,--she seems agitated. _Davenport and Marian go in with
Cutlet._

LUCY
I am mistaken if my young lady does not find an agreeable companion in
these apartments. Almost a namesake. Only the difference of Flyn, and
Flint. I have some errands to do, or I would stop and have some fun with
this droll butcher. _Cutlet returns._

CUTLET
Why, how odd this is! _Your_ young lady knows _my_ young lady. They are
as thick as flies.

LUCY
You may thank me for your new lodger, Mr. Cutlet.--But bless me, you do
not look well?

CUTLET
To tell you the truth, I am rather heavy about the eyes. Want of sleep,
I believe.

LUCY
Late hours, perhaps. Raking last night.

CUTLET
No, that is not it, Mrs. Lucy. My repose was disturbed by a very
different cause from what you may imagine. It proceeded from too much
thinking.

LUCY
The deuce it did! and what, if I may be so bold, might be the subject of
your Night Thoughts?

CUTLET
The distresses of my fellow creatures. I never lay my head down on my
pillow, but I fall a thinking, how many at this very instant are
perishing. Some with cold--

LUCY
What, in the midst of summer?

CUTLET
Aye. Not here, but in countries abroad, where the climate is different
from ours. Our summers are their winters, and _vice versâ_, you know.
Some with cold--

LUCY
What a canting rogue it is! I should like to trump up some fine story to
plague him. [_Aside._]

CUTLET
Others with hunger--some a prey to the rage of wild beasts--

LUCY
He has got this by rote, out of some book.

CUTLET
Some drowning, crossing crazy bridges in the dark--some by the violence
of the devouring flame--

LUCY
I have it.--For that matter, you need not send your humanity a
travelling, Mr. Cutlet. For instance, last night--

CUTLET
Some by fevers, some by gun-shot wounds--

LUCY
Only two streets off--

CUTLET
Some in drunken quarrels--

LUCY
(_Aloud._) The butcher's shop at the corner.

CUTLET
What were you saying about poor Cleaver?

LUCY
He has found his ears at last. (_Aside._) That he has had his house
burnt down.

CUTLET
Bless me!

LUCY
I saw four small children taken in at the green grocer's.

CUTLET
Do you know if he is insured?

LUCY
Some say he is, but not to the full amount.

CUTLET
Not to the full amount--how shocking! He killed more meat than any of
the trade between here and Carnaby market--and the poor babes--four of
them you say--what a melting sight!--he served some good customers about
Marybone--I always think more of the children in these cases than of the
fathers and mothers--Lady Lovebrown liked his veal better than any man's
in the market--I wonder whether her ladyship is engaged--I must go and
comfort poor Cleaver, however.--[_Exit_.]

LUCY
Now is this pretender to humanity gone to avail himself of a neighbour's
supposed ruin to inveigle his customers from him. Fine feelings!--pshaw!
[_Exit_.]

(_Re-enter Cutlet_.)

CUTLET
What a deceitful young hussey! there is not a word of truth in her.
There has been no fire. How can people play with one's feelings
so!--(_sings_)--"For tenderness formed"--No, I'll try the air I made
upon myself. The words may compose me--(_sings_).

        A weeping Londoner I am,
        A washer-woman was my dam;
        She bred me up in a cock-loft,
        And fed my mind with sorrows soft:

        For when she wrung with elbows stout
        From linen wet the water out,--
        The drops so like to tears did drip,
        They gave my infant nerves the hyp.

        Scarce three clean muckingers a week
        Would dry the brine that dew'd my cheek:
        So, while I gave my sorrows scope,
        I almost ruin'd her in soap.

        My parish learning I did win
        In ward of Farringdon-Within;
        Where, after school, I did pursue
        My sports, as little boys will do.

        Cockchafers--none like me was found
        To set them spinning round and round.
        O, how my tender heart would melt,
        To think what those poor varmin felt!

        I never tied tin-kettle, clog,
        Or salt-box to the tail of dog,
        Without a pang more keen at heart,
        Than he felt at his outward part.

        And when the poor thing clattered off,
        To all the unfeeling mob a scoff,
        Thought I, "What that dumb creature feels,
        With half the parish at his heels!"

        Arrived, you see, to man's estate,
        The butcher's calling is my fate;
        Yet still I keep my feeling ways.
        And leave the town on slaughtering days.

        At Kentish Town, or Highgate Hill,
        I sit, retired, beside some rill;
        And tears bedew my glistening eye,
        To think my playful lambs must die!

        But when they're dead I sell their meat,
        On shambles kept both clean and neat;
        Sweet-breads also I guard full well,
        And keep them from the blue-bottle.

        Envy, with breath sharp as my steel,
        Has ne'er yet blown upon my veal;
        And mouths of dames, and daintiest fops,
        Do water at my nice lamb-chops.

[_Exit, half laughing, half crying._]




SCENE III.--A Street.


(Davenport, solus.)


DAVENPORT
Thus far have I secured my charming prize. I can appretiate, while I
lament, the delicacy which makes her refuse the protection of my
sister's roof. But who comes here?

(_Enter Pendulous, agitated._)  It must be he. That fretful animal
motion--that face working up and down with uneasy sensibility, like new
yeast. Jack--Jack Pendulous!

PENDULOUS
It is your old friend, and very miserable.

DAVENPORT
Vapours, Jack. I have not known you fifteen years to have to guess at
your complaint. Why, they troubled you at school. Do you remember when
you had to speak the speech of Buckingham, where he is going to
execution?

PENDULOUS
Execution!--he has certainly heard it. (_Aside_.)

DAVENPORT
What a pucker you were in overnight!

PENDULOUS
May be so, may be so, Mr. Davenport. That was an imaginary scene. I have
had real troubles since.

DAVENPORT
Pshaw! so you call every common accident.

PENDULOUS
Do you call my case so common, then?

DAVENPORT
What case?

PENDULOUS
You have not heard, then?

DAVENPORT
Positively not a word.

PENDULOUS
You must know I have been--(_whispers_)--tried for a felony since then.

DAVENPORT
Nonsense!

PENDULOUS
No subject for mirth, Mr. Davenport. A confounded short-sighted fellow
swore that I stopt him, and robbed him, on the York race-ground at nine
on a fine moonlight evening, when I was two hundred miles off in
Dorsetshire. These hands have been held up at a common bar.

DAVENPORT
Ridiculous! it could not have gone so far.

PENDULOUS
A great deal farther, I assure you, Mr. Davenport. I am ashamed to say
how far it went. You must know, that in the first shock and surprise of
the accusation, shame--you know I was always susceptible--shame put me
upon disguising my _name_, that, at all events, it might bring no
disgrace upon my family. I called myself _James Thomson_.

DAVENPORT
For heaven's sake, compose yourself.

PENDULOUS
I will. An old family ours, Mr. Davenport--never had a blot upon it till
now--a family famous for the jealousy of its honour for many
generations--think of that, Mr. Davenport--that felt a stain like a
wound--

DAVENPORT
Be calm, my dear friend.

PENDULOUS
This served the purpose of a temporary concealment well enough; but when
it came to the--_alibi_--I think they call it--excuse these technical
terms, they are hardly fit for the mouth of a gentleman, the
_witnesses_--that is another term--that I had sent for up from Melcombe
Regis, and relied upon for clearing up my character, by disclosing my
real name, _John Pendulous_--so discredited the cause which they came to
serve, that it had quite a contrary effect to what was intended. In
short, the usual forms passed, and you behold me here the miserablest of
mankind.

DAVENPORT
(_Aside_). He must be light-headed.

PENDULOUS
Not at all, Mr. Davenport. I hear what you say, though you speak it all
on one side, as they do at the playhouse.

DAVENPORT
The sentence could never have been carried into--pshaw!--you are
joking--the truth must have come out at last.

PENDULOUS
So it did, Mr. Davenport--just two minutes and a second too late by the
Sheriff's stop-watch. Time enough to save my life--my wretched life--but
an age too late for my honour. Pray, change the subject--the detail must
be as offensive to you.

DAVENPORT
With all my heart, to a more pleasing theme. The lovely Maria Flyn--are
you friends in that quarter, still? Have the old folks relented?

PENDULOUS
They are dead, and have left her mistress of her inclinations. But it
requires great strength of mind to--

DAVENPORT
To what?

PENDULOUS
To stand up against the sneers of the world. It is not every young lady
that feels herself confident against the shafts of ridicule, though
aimed by the hand of prejudice. Not but in her heart, I believe, she
prefers me to all mankind. But think what the world would say, if, in
defiance of the opinions of mankind, she should take to her arms
a--reprieved man!

DAVENPORT
Whims! You might turn the laugh of the world upon itself in a fortnight.
These things are but nine days' wonders.

PENDULOUS
Do you think so, Mr. Davenport?

DAVENPORT
Where does she live?

PENDULOUS
She has lodgings in the next street, in a sort of garden-house, that
belongs to one Cutlet. I have not seen her since the affair. I was going
there at her request.

DAVENPORT
Ha, ha, ha!

PENDULOUS
Why do you laugh?

DAVENPORT
The oddest fellow! I will tell you--But here he comes.

_Enter Cutlet._

CUTLET
(_To Davenport._) Sir, the young lady at my house is desirous you should
return immediately. She has heard something from home.

PENDULOUS
What do I hear?

DAVENPORT
'Tis her fears, I daresay. My dear Pendulous, you will excuse me?--I
must not tell him our situation at present, though it cost him a fit of
jealousy. We shall have fifty opportunities for explanation. [_Exit._]

PENDULOUS
Does that gentleman visit the lady at your lodgings?

CUTLET
He is quite familiar there, I assure you. He is all in all with her, as
they say.

PENDULOUS
It is but too plain. Fool that I have been, not to suspect that, while
she pretended scruples, some rival was at the root of her infidelity!

CUTLET
You seem distressed, Sir. Bless me!

PENDULOUS
I am, friend, above the reach of comfort.

CUTLET
Consolation, then, can be to no purpose?

PENDULOUS
None.

CUTLET
I am so happy to have met with him!

PENDULOUS
Wretch, wretch, wretch!

CUTLET
There he goes! How he walks about biting his nails! I would not exchange
this luxury of unavailing pity for worlds.

PENDULOUS
Stigmatized by the world--

CUTLET
My case exactly. Let us compare notes.

PENDULOUS
For an accident which--

CUTLET
For a profession which--

PENDULOUS
In the eye of reason has nothing in it--

CUTLET
Absolutely nothing in it--

PENDULOUS
Brought up at a public bar--

CUTLET
Brought up to an odious trade--

PENDULOUS
With nerves like mine--

CUTLET
With nerves like mine--

PENDULOUS
Arraigned, condemned--

CUTLET
By a foolish world--

PENDULOUS
By a judge and jury--

CUTLET
By an invidious exclusion disqualified for sitting upon a jury at all--

PENDULOUS
Tried, cast, and--

CUTLET
What?

PENDULOUS
HANGED, Sir, HANGED by the neck, till I was--

CUTLET
Bless me!

PENDULOUS
Why should not I publish it to the whole world, since she, whose
prejudice alone I wished to overcome, deserts me?

CUTLET
Lord have mercy upon us! not so bad as that comes to, I hope?

PENDULOUS
When she joins in the judgment of an illiberal world against me--

CUTLET
You said HANGED, Sir--that is, I mean, perhaps I mistook you. How
ghastly he looks!

PENDULOUS
Fear me not, my friend. I am no ghost--though I heartily wish I were
one.

CUTLET
Why, then, ten to one you were--

PENDULOUS
_Cut down._ The odious word shall out, though it choak me.

CUTLET
Your case must have some things in it very curious. I daresay you kept a
journal of your sensations.

PENDULOUS
Sensations!

CUTLET
Aye, while you were being--you know what I mean. They say persons in
your situation have lights dancing before their eyes--blueish. But then
the worst of all is coming to one's self again.

PENDULOUS
Plagues, furies, tormentors! I shall go mad! [_Exit._]

CUTLET
There, he says he shall go mad. Well, my head has not been very right of
late. It goes with a whirl and a buzz somehow. I believe I must not
think so deeply. Common people that don't reason know nothing of these
aberrations.

      Great wits go mad, and small ones only dull;
      Distracting cares vex not the empty skull:
      They seize on heads that think, and hearts that feel,
      As flies attack the--better sort of veal.

[_Exit._]




ACT II


SCENE.--At Flint's.


FLINT. WILLIAM.


FLINT
I have overwalked myself, and am quite exhausted. Tell Marian to come
and play to me.

WILLIAM
I shall, Sir. [_Exit._]

FLINT
I have been troubled with an evil spirit of late; I think an evil
spirit. It goes and comes, as my daughter is with or from me. It cannot
stand before her gentle look, when, to please her father, she takes down
her music-book. _Enter William._

WILLIAM
Miss Marian went out soon after you, and is not returned.

FLINT
That is a pity--That is a pity. Where can the foolish girl be gadding?

WILLIAM
The shopmen say she went out with Mr. Davenport.

FLINT
Davenport? Impossible.

WILLIAM
They say they are sure it was he, by the same token that they saw her
slip into his hand, when she was past the door, the casket which you
gave her.

FLINT
Gave her, William! I only intrusted it to her. She has robbed me. Marian
is a thief. You must go to the Justice, William, and get out a warrant
against her immediately. Do you help them in the description. Put in
"Marian Flint," in plain words--no remonstrances, William--"daughter of
Reuben Flint,"--no remonstrances, but do it--

WILLIAM
Nay, sir--

FLINT
I am rock, absolute rock, to all that you can say--A piece of solid
rock.--What is it that makes my legs to fail, and my whole frame to
totter thus? It has been my over walking. I am very faint. Support me
in, William. [_Exeunt_]




SCENE.--_The Apartment of Miss Flyn._


MISS FLYN. BETTY.


MISS FLYN
'Tis past eleven. Every minute I expect Mr. Pendulous here. What a
meeting do I anticipate!

BETTY
Anticipate, truly! what other than a joyful meeting can it be between
two agreed lovers who have been parted these four months?

MISS FLYN
But in that cruel space what accidents have happened!--(_aside_)--As
yet I perceive she is ignorant of this unfortunate affair.

BETTY
Lord, madam, what accidents? He has not had a fall or a tumble, has he?
He is not coming upon crutches?

MISS FLYN
Not exactly a fall--(_aside_)--I wish I had courage to admit her to my
confidence.

BETTY
If his neck is whole, his heart is so too, I warrant it.

MISS FLYN
His neck!--(_aside_)--She certainly mistrusts something. He writes me
word that this must be his last interview.

BETTY
Then I guess the whole business. The wretch is unfaithful. Some creature
or other has got him into a noose.

MISS FLYN
A noose!

BETTY
And I shall never more see him hang----

MISS FLYN
Hang, did you say, Betty?

BETTY
About that dear, fond neck, I was going to add, madam, but you
interrupted me.

MISS FLYN
I can no longer labour with a secret which oppresses me thus. Can you be
trusty?

BETTY
Who, I, madam?--(_aside_)--Lord, I am so glad. Now I shall know all.

MISS FLYN
This letter discloses the reason of his unaccountable long absence from
me. Peruse it, and say if we have not reason to be unhappy.

_(Betty retires to the window to read the letter, Mr. Pendulous
enters.)_

MISS FLYN
My dear Pendulous!

PENDULOUS
Maria!--nay, shun the embraces of a disgraced man, who comes but to tell
you that you must renounce his society for ever.

MISS FLYN
Nay, Pendulous, avoid me not.

PENDULOUS
_(Aside.)_ That was tender. I may be mistaken. Whilst I stood on
honourable terms, Maria might have met my caresses without a blush.

_(Betty, who has not attended to the entrance of Pendulous, through her
eagerness to read the letter, comes forward.)_

BETTY
Ha! ha! ha! What a funny story, madam; and is this all you make such a
fuss about? I should not care if twenty of my lovers had been----
(_seeing Pendulous_)--Lord, Sir, I ask pardon.

PENDULOUS
Are we not alone, then?

MISS FLYN
'Tis only Betty--my old servant. You remember Betty?

PENDULOUS
What letter is that?

MISS FLYN
O! something from her sweetheart, I suppose.

BETTY
Yes, ma'am, that is all. I shall die of laughing.

PENDULOUS
You have not surely been shewing her----

MISS FLYN
I must be ingenuous. You must know, then, that I was just giving Betty a
hint--as you came in.

PENDULOUS
A hint!

MISS FLYN
Yes, of our unfortunate embarrassment.

PENDULOUS
My letter!

MISS FLYN
I thought it as well that she should know it at first.

PENDULOUS
'Tis mighty well, madam. 'Tis as it should be. I was ordained to be a
wretched laughing-stock to all the world; and it is fit that our drabs
and our servant wenches should have their share of the amusement.

BETTY
Marry come up! Drabs and servant wenches! and this from a person in his
circumstances!

_(Betty flings herself out of the room, muttering.)_

MISS FLYN
I understand not this language. I was prepared to give my Pendulous a
tender meeting. To assure him, that however, in the eyes of the
superficial and the censorious, he may have incurred a partial
degradation, in the esteem of one, at least, he stood as high as ever.
That it was not in the power of a ridiculous _accident,_ involving no
guilt, no shadow of imputation, to separate two hearts, cemented by
holiest vows, as ours have been. This untimely repulse to my affections
may awaken scruples in me, which hitherto, in tenderness to you, I have
suppressed.

PENDULOUS
I very well understand what you call tenderness, madam; but in some
situations, pity--pity--is the greatest insult.

MISS FLYN
I can endure no longer. When you are in a calmer mood, you will be sorry
that you have wrung my heart so. _[Exit.]_

PENDULOUS
Maria! She is gone--in tears. Yet it seems she has had her scruples. She
said she had tried to smother them. Mermaid Betty intimated as much.

_Re-enter Betty._

BETTY
Never mind Retty, sir; depend upon it she will never 'peach.

PENDULOUS
'Peach!

BETTY
Lord, sir, these scruples will blow over. Go to her again, when she is
in a better humour. You know we must stand off a little at first, to
save appearances.

PENDULOUS
Appearances! _we!_

BETTY
It will be decent to let some time elapse.

PENDULOUS
Time elapse!

        Lost, wretched Pendulous! to scorn betrayed,
        The scoff alike of mistress and of maid!
        What now remains for thee, forsaken man,
        But to complete thy fate's abortive plan,
        And finish what the feeble law began?

[_Exeunt._]

_Re-enter Miss Flyn, with Marian._

MISS FLYN
Now both our lovers are gone, I hope my friend will have less reserve.
You must consider this apartment as yours while you stay here. 'Tis
larger and more commodious than your own.

MARIAN
You are kind, Maria. My sad story I have troubled you with. I have some
jewels here, which I unintentionally brought away. I have only to beg,
that you will take the trouble to restore them to my father; and,
without disclosing my present situation, to tell him, that my next
step--with or without the concurrence of Mr. Davenport--shall be to
throw myself at his feet, and beg to be forgiven. I dare not see him
till you have explored the way for me. I am convinced I was tricked into
this elopement.

MISS FLYN
Your commands shall be obeyed implicitly.

MARIAN
You are good (_agitated_).

MISS FLYN
Moderate your apprehensions, my sweet friend. I too have known my
sorrows--(_smiling_).--You have heard of the ridiculous affair.

MARIAN
Between Mr. Pendulous and you? Davenport informed me of it, and we both
took the liberty of blaming the over-niceness of your scruples.

MISS FLYN
You mistake. The refinement is entirely on the part of my lover. He
thinks me not nice enough. I am obliged to feign a little reluctance,
that he may not take quite a distaste to me. Will you believe it, that
he turns my very constancy into a reproach, and declares, that a woman
must be devoid of all delicacy, that, after a thing of that sort, could
endure the sight of her husband in----

MARIAN
In what?

MISS FLYN
The sight of a man at all in----

MARIAN
I comprehend you not.

MISS FLYN
In--in a--_(whispers)_--night cap, my dear; and now the mischief is out.

MARIAN
Is there no way to cure him?

MISS FLYN
None, unless I were to try the experiment, by placing myself in the
hands of justice for a little while, how far an equality in misfortune
might breed a sympathy in sentiment. Our reputations would be both upon
a level, then, you know. What think you of a little innocent
shop-lifting, in sport?

MARIAN
And by that contrivance to be taken before a magistrate? the project
sounds oddly.

MISS FLYN
And yet I am more than half persuaded it is feasible.

_Enter Betty._

BETTY
Mr. Davenport is below, ma'am, and desires to speak with you.

MARIAN
You will excuse me--_(going--turning back.)_--You will remember the
casket? _[Exit.]_

MISS FLYN
Depend on me.

BETTY
And a strange man desires to see you, ma'am. I do not half like his
looks.

MISS FLYN
Shew him in.

_(Exit Betty, and returns--with a Police Officer. Betty goes out.)_

OFFICER
Your servant, ma'am. Your name is----

MISS FLYN
Flyn, sir. Your business with me?

OFFICER
_(Alternately surveying the lady and his paper of instructions.)_ Marian
Flint.

MISS FLYN
Maria Flyn.

OFFICER
Aye, aye, Flyn or Flint. 'Tis all one. Some write plain Mary, and some
put ann after it. I come about a casket.

MISS FLYN
I guess the whole business. He takes me for my friend. Something may
come out of this. I will humour him.

OFFICER
_(Aside)_--Answers the description to a tittle. "Soft, grey eyes, pale
complexion,"----

MISS FLYN
Yet I have been told by flatterers that my eyes were blue--_(takes out
a pocket-glass)_--I hope I look pretty tolerably to-day.

OFFICER
Blue!--they are a sort of blueish-gray, now I look better; and as for
colour, that comes and goes. Blushing is often a sign of a hardened
offender. Do you know any thing of a casket?

MISS FLYN
Here is one which a friend has just delivered to my keeping.

OFFICER
And which I must beg leave to secure, together with your ladyship's
person. "Garnets, pearls, diamond-bracelet,"--here they are, sure
enough.

MISS FLYN
Indeed, I am innocent.

OFFICER
Every man is presumed so till he is found otherwise.

MISS FLYN
Police wit! Have you a warrant?

OFFICER
Tolerably cool that! Here it is, signed by Justice Golding, at the
requisition of Reuben Flint, who deposes that you have robbed him.

MISS FLYN
How lucky this turns out! _(aside.)_--Can I be indulged with a coach?

OFFICER
To Marlborough Street? certainly--an old offender--_(aside.)_ The thing
shall be conducted with as much delicacy as is consistent with security.

MISS FLYN
Police manners! I will trust myself to your protection then. _[Exeunt.]_




SCENE.--_Police-Office._


JUSTICE, FLINT, OFFICERS, &c.


JUSTICE
Before we proceed to extremities, Mr. Flint, let me entreat you to
consider the consequences. What will the world say to your exposing your
own child?

FLINT
The world is not my friend. I belong to a profession which has long
brought me acquainted with its injustice. I return scorn for scorn, and
desire its censure above its plaudits.

JUSTICE
But in this case delicacy must make you pause.

FLINT
Delicacy--ha! ha!--pawnbroker--how fitly these words suit. Delicate
pawnbroker--delicate devil--let the law take its course.

JUSTICE
Consider, the jewels are found.

FLINT
'Tis not the silly baubles I regard. Are you a man? are you a father?
and think you I could stoop so low, vile as I stand here, as to make
money--filthy money--of the stuff which a daughter's touch has
desecrated? Deep in some pit first I would bury them.

JUSTICE
Yet pause a little. Consider. An only child.

FLINT
Only, only,--there, it is that stings me, makes me mad. She was the only
thing I had to love me--to bear me up against the nipping injuries of
the world. I prate when I should act. Bring in your prisoner.

_(The Justice makes signs to an Officer, who goes out, and returns with
Miss Flyn.)_

FLINT
What mockery of my sight is here? This is no daughter.

OFFICER
Daughter, or no daughter, she has confessed to this casket.

FLINT
_(Handling it.)_ The very same. Was it in the power of these pale
splendours to dazzle the sight of honesty--to put out the regardful eye
of piety and daughter-love? Why, a poor glow-worm shews more brightly.
Bear witness how I valued them--_(tramples on them)_.--Fair lady, know
you aught of my child?

MISS FLYN
I shall here answer no questions.

JUSTICE
You must explain how you came by the jewels, madam.

MISS FLYN
_(Aside.)_ Now confidence assist me!----A gentleman in the
neighbourhood will answer for me----

JUSTICE
His name----

MISS FLYN
Pendulous----

JUSTICE
That lives in the next street?

MISS FLYN
The same----now I have him sure.

JUSTICE
Let him be sent for. I believe the gentleman to be respectable, and will
accept his security.

FLINT
Why do I waste my time, where I have no business? None--I have none any
more in the world--none.

_Enter Pendulous._

PENDULOUS
What is the meaning of this extraordinary summons?--Maria here?

FLINT
Know you any thing of my daughter, Sir?

PENDULOUS
Sir, I neither know her nor yourself, nor why I am brought hither; but
for this lady, if you have any thing against her, I will answer it with
my life and fortunes.

JUSTICE
Make out the bail-bond.

OFFICER
(_Surveying Pendulous_.) Please, your worship, before you take that
gentleman's bond, may I have leave to put in a word?

PENDULOUS
(_Agitated._) I guess what is coming.

OFFICER
I have seen that gentleman hold up his hand at a criminal bar.

JUSTICE
Ha!

MISS FLYN
(_Aside._) Better and better.

OFFICER
My eyes cannot deceive me. His lips quivered about, while he was being
tried, just as they do now. His name is not Pendulous.

MISS FLYN
Excellent!

OFFICER
He pleaded to the name of Thomson at York assizes.

JUSTICE
Can this be true?

MISS FLYN
I could kiss the fellow!

OFFICER
He was had up for a footpad.

MISS FLYN
A dainty fellow!

PENDULOUS
My iniquitous fate pursues me everywhere.

JUSTICE
You confess, then.

PENDULOUS
I am steeped in infamy.

MISS FLYN
I am as deep in the mire as yourself.

PENDULOUS
My reproach can never be washed out.

MISS FLYN
Nor mine.

PENDULOUS
I am doomed to everlasting shame.

MISS FLYN
We are both in a predicament.

JUSTICE
I am in a maze where all this will end.

MISS FLYN
But here comes one who, if I mistake not, will guide us out of all our
difficulties.

_Enter Marian and Davenport._

MARIAN
_(Kneeling.)_ My dear father!

FLINT
Do I dream?

MARIAN
I am your Marian.

JUSTICE
Wonders thicken!

FLINT
The casket--

MISS FLYN
Let me clear up the rest.

FLINT
The casket--

MISS FLYN
Was inadvertently in your daughter's hand, when, by an artifice of her
maid Lucy,--set on, as she confesses, by this gentleman here,--

DAVENPORT
I plead guilty.

MISS FLYN
She was persuaded, that you were in a hurry going to marry her to an
object of her dislike; nay, that he was actually in the house for the
purpose. The speed of her flight admitted not of her depositing the
jewels; but to me, who have been her inseparable companion since she
quitted your roof, she intrusted the return of them; which the
precipitate measures of this gentleman _(pointing to the Officer)_ alone
prevented. Mr. Cutlet, whom I see coming, can witness this to be true.

_Enter Cutlet, in haste._

CUTLET
Aye, poor lamb! poor lamb! I can witness. I have run in such a haste,
hearing how affairs stood, that I have left my shambles without a
protector. If your worship had seen how she cried _(pointing to
Marian),_ and trembled, and insisted upon being brought to her father.
Mr. Davenport here could not stay her.

FLINT
I can forbear no longer. Marian, will you play once again, to please
your old father?

MARIAN
I have a good mind to make you buy me a new grand piano for your naughty
suspicions of me.

DAVENPORT
What is to become of me?

FLINT
I will do more than that. The poor lady shall have her jewels again.

MARIAN
Shall she?

FLINT
Upon reasonable terms _(smiling)._ And now, I suppose, the court may
adjourn.

DAVENPORT
Marian!

FLINT
I guess what is passing in your mind, Mr. Davenport; but you have
behaved upon the whole so like a man of honour, that it will give me
pleasure, if you will visit at my house for the future; but _(smiling)_
not clandestinely, Marian.

MARIAN
Hush, father.

FLINT
I own I had prejudices against gentry. But I have met with so much
candour and kindness among my betters this day--from this gentleman in
particular--_(turning to the Justice)_--that I begin to think of
leaving off business, and setting up for a gentleman myself.

JUSTICE
You have the feelings of one.

FLINT
Marian will not object to it.

JUSTICE
But _(turning to Miss Flyn)_ what motive could induce this lady to take
so much disgrace upon herself, when a word's explanation might have
relieved her?

MISS FLYN
This gentleman _(turning to Pendulous)_ can explain.

PENDULOUS
The devil!

MISS FLYN
This gentleman, I repeat it, whose backwardness in concluding a long and
honourable suit from a mistaken delicacy--

PENDULOUS
How!

MISS FLYN
Drove me upon the expedient of involving myself in the same disagreeable
embarrassments with himself, in the hope that a more perfect sympathy
might subsist between us for the future.

PENDULOUS
I see it--I see it all.

JUSTICE
(_To Pendulous._) You were then tried at York?

PENDULOUS
I was--CAST--

JUSTICE
Condemned--

PENDULOUS
EXECUTED.

JUSTICE
How?

PENDULOUS
CUT DOWN and CAME TO LIFE AGAIN. False delicacy, adieu! The true sort,
which this lady has manifested--by an expedient which at first sight
might seem a little unpromising, has cured me of the other. We are now
on even terms.

MISS FLYN
And may--

PENDULOUS
Marry,--I know it was your word.

MISS FLYN
And make a very quiet--

PENDULOUS
Exemplary--

MISS FLYN
Agreeing pair of--

PENDULOUS
ACQUITTED FELONS.

FLINT
And let the prejudiced against our profession acknowledge, that a
money-lender may have the heart of a father; and that in the casket,
whose loss grieved him so sorely, he valued nothing so dear as _(turning
to Marian)_ one poor domestic jewel.




       *       *       *       *       *



      THE WIFE'S TRIAL; OR, THE INTRUDING WIDOW


      A DRAMATIC POEM

      _Founded on Mr. Crabbe's Tale of "The Confidant."_

      (1827)


       *       *       *       *       *


      CHARACTERS

      MR. SELBY,--a Wiltshire Gentleman_.
      KATHERINE, _Wife to Selby_.
      LUCY, _Sister to Selby_.
      MRS. FRAMPTON, _a Widow_.
      SERVANTS.

      SCENE.--_At Mr. Selby's house, or in the grounds adjacent_.


       *       *       *       *       *


SCENE--_A Library_.


MR. SELBY, KATHERINE.


      SELBY
      Do not too far mistake me, gentlest wife;
      I meant to chide your virtues, not yourself,
      And those too with allowance. I have not
      Been blest by thy fair side with five white years
      Of smooth and even wedlock, now to touch
      With any strain of harshness on a string
      Hath yielded me such music. 'Twas the quality
      Of a too grateful nature in my Katherine,
      That to the lame performance of some vows,
      And common courtesies of man to wife,
      Attributing too much, hath sometimes seem'd
      To esteem in favours, what in that blest union
      Are but reciprocal and trivial dues,
      As fairly yours as mine: 'twas this I thought
      Gently to reprehend.

      KATHERINE
      In friendship's barter
      The riches we exchange should hold some level,
      And corresponding worth. Jewels for toys
      Demand some thanks thrown in. You took me, sir,
      To that blest haven of my peace, your bosom,
      An orphan founder'd in the world's black storm.
      Poor, you have made me rich; from lonely maiden,
      Your cherish'd and your full-accompanied wife.

      SELBY
      But to divert the subject: Kate too fond,
      I would not wrest your meanings; else that word
      Accompanied, and full-accompanied too,
      Might raise a doubt in some men, that their wives
      Haply did think their company too long;
      And over-company, we know by proof,
      Is worse than no attendance.

      KATHERINE
      I must guess,
      You speak this of the Widow--

      SELBY
      'Twas a bolt
      At random shot; but if it hit, believe me,
      I am most sorry to have wounded you
      Through a friend's side. I know not how we have swerved
      From our first talk. I was to caution you
      Against this fault of a too grateful nature:
      Which, for some girlish obligations past,
      In that relenting season of the heart,
      When slightest favours pass for benefits
      Of endless binding, would entail upon you
      An iron slavery of obsequious duty
      To the proud will of an imperious woman.

      KATHERINE
      The favours are not slight to her I owe.

      SELBY
      Slight or not slight, the tribute she exacts
      Cancels all dues--_[A voice within.]_
      even now I hear her call you
      In such a tone, as lordliest mistresses
      Expect a slave's attendance. Prithee, Kate,
      Let her expect a brace of minutes or so.
      Say, you are busy. Use her by degrees
      To some less hard exactions.

      KATHERINE
      I conjure you,
      Detain me not. I will return--

      SELBY
      Sweet wife
      Use thy own pleasure--_[Exit Katherine.]_
      but it troubles me.
      A visit of three days, as was pretended,
      Spun to ten tedious weeks, and no hint given
      When she will go! I would this buxom Widow
      Were a thought handsomer! I'd fairly try
      My Katherine's constancy; make desperate love
      In seeming earnest; and raise up such broils,
      That she, not I, should be the first to warn
      The insidious guest depart.

      _Re-enter Katherine._

      So soon return'd!
      What was our Widow's will?

      KATHERINE
      A trifle, Sir.

      SELBY
      Some toilet service-to adjust her head,
      Or help to stick a pin in the right place--

      KATHERINE
      Indeed 'twas none of these.

      SELBY
      or new vamp up
      The tarnish'd cloak she came in. I have seen her
      Demand such service from thee, as her maid,
      Twice told to do it, would blush angry-red,
      And pack her few clothes up. Poor fool! fond slave!
      And yet my dearest Kate!--This day at least
      (It is our wedding-day) we spend in freedom,
      And will forget our Widow.--Philip, our coach--
      Why weeps my wife? You know, I promised you
      An airing o'er the pleasant Hampshire downs
      To the blest cottage on the green hill side,
      Where first I told my love. I wonder much,
      If the crimson parlour hath exchanged its hue
      For colours not so welcome. Faded though it be,
      It will not shew less lovely than the tinge
      Of this faint red, contending with the pale,
      Where once the full-flush'd health gave to this cheek
      An apt resemblance to the fruit's warm side,
      That bears my Katherine's name.--

      Our carriage, Philip.

      _Enter a Servant_.

      Now, Robin, what make you here?

      SERVANT
      May it please you,
      The coachman has driven out with Mrs. Frampton.

      SELBY
      He had no orders--

      SERVANT
      None, Sir, that I know of,
      But from the lady, who expects some letter
      At the next Post Town.

      SELBY
      Go, Robin.

      [_Exit Servant_.]

      How is this?

      KATHERINE
      I came to tell you so, but fear'd your anger--

      SELBY
      It was ill done though of this Mistress Frampton,
      This forward Widow. But a ride's poor loss
      Imports not much. In to your chamber, love,
      Where you with music may beguile the hour,
      While I am tossing over dusty tomes,
      Till our most reasonable friend returns.


      KATHERINE
      I am all obedience.      [_Exit Katherine_]

      SELBY
      Too obedient, Kate,
      And to too many masters. I can hardly
      On such a day as this refrain to speak
      My sense of this injurious friend, this pest,
      This household evil, this close-clinging fiend,
      In rough terms to my wife. 'Death! my own servants
      Controll'd above me! orders countermanded!'
      What next? _[Servant enters and announces the Sister]

      _Enter Lucy._

      Sister! I know you are come to welcome
      This day's return. 'Twas well done.

      LUCY
      You seem ruffled.
      In years gone by this day was used to be
      The smoothest of the year. Your honey turn'd
      So soon to gall?

      SELBY
      Gall'd am I, and with cause,
      And rid to death, yet cannot get a riddance,
      Nay, scarce a ride, by this proud Widow's leave.

      LUCY
      Something you wrote me of a Mistress Frampton.

      SELBY
      She came at first a meek admitted guest,
      Pretending a short stay; her whole deportment
      Seem'd as of one obliged. A slender trunk,
      The wardrobe of her scant and ancient clothing,
      Bespoke no more. But in a few days her dress,
      Her looks, were proudly changed. And now she flaunts it
      In jewels stolen or borrow'd from my wife;
      Who owes her some strange service, of what nature
      I must be kept in ignorance. Katherine's meek
      And gentle spirit cowers beneath her eye,
      As spell-bound by some witch.

      LUCY
      Some mystery hangs on it.
      How bears she in her carriage towards yourself?

      SELBY
      As one who fears, and yet not greatly cares
      For my displeasure. Sometimes I have thought,
      A secret glance would tell me she could love,
      If I but gave encouragement. Before me
      She keeps some moderation; but is never
      Closeted with my wife, but in the end
      I find my Katherine in briny tears.
      From the small chamber, where she first was lodged,
      The gradual fiend by specious wriggling arts
      Has now ensconced herself in the best part
      Of this large mansion; calls the left wing her own;
      Commands my servants, equipage.--I hear
      Her hated tread. What makes she back so soon?

      _Enter Mrs. Frampton._

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      O, I am jolter'd, bruised, and shook to death,
      With your vile Wiltshire roads. The villain Philip
      Chose, on my conscience, the perversest tracks,
      And stoniest hard lanes in all the county,
      Till I was fain get out, and so walk back,
      My errand unperform'd at Andover.

      LUCY
      And I shall love the knave for ever after.
      [_Aside_.]

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      A friend with you!

      SELBY
      My eldest sister, Lucy,
      Come to congratulate this returning morn.--
      Sister, my wife's friend, Mistress Frampton.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Pray
      Be seated. For your brother's sake, you are welcome.
      I had thought this day to have spent in homely fashion
      With the good couple, to whose hospitality
      I stand so far indebted. But your coming
      Makes it a feast.

      LUCY

      She does the honours naturally--[_Aside_.]

      SELBY

      As if she were the mistress of the house--[_Aside_.]

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      I love to be at home with loving friends.
      To stand on ceremony with obligations,
      Is to restrain the obliger. That old coach, though,
      Of yours jumbles one strangely.

      SELBY
      I shall order
      An equipage soon, more easy to you, madam--

      LUCY
      To drive her and her pride to Lucifer,
      I hope he means.      [_Aside_.]

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      I must go trim myself; this humbled garb
      Would shame a wedding feast. I have your leave
      For a short absence?--and your Katherine--

      SELBY
      You'll find her in her closet--

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Fare you well, then.  [_Exit_.]

      SELBY
      How like you her assurance?

      LUCY
      Even so well,
      That if this Widow were my guest, not yours,
      She should have coach enough, and scope to ride.
      My merry groom should in a trice convey her
      To Sarum Plain, and set her down at Stonehenge,
      To pick her path through those antiques at leisure;
      She should take sample of our Wiltshire flints.
      O, be not lightly jealous! nor surmise,
      That to a wanton bold-faced thing like this
      Your modest shrinking Katherine could impart
      Secrets of any worth, especially
      Secrets that touch'd your peace. If there be aught,
      My life upon't, 'tis but some girlish story
      Of a First Love; which even the boldest wife
      Might modestly deny to a husband's ear,
      Much more your timid and too sensitive Katherine.

      SELBY
      I think it is no more; and will dismiss
      My further fears, if ever I have had such.

      LUCY
      Shall we go walk? I'd see your gardens, brother;
      And how the new trees thrive, I recommended.
      Your Katherine is engaged now--

      SELBY
      I'll attend you.     [_Exeunt._]




SCENE.--Servants' Hall.


      HOUSEKEEPER, PHILIP, _and_ OTHERS, _laughing_.


      HOUSEKEEPER
      Our Lady's guest, since her short ride, seems ruffled,
      And somewhat in disorder. Philip, Philip,
      I do suspect some roguery. Your mad tricks
      Will some day cost you a good place, I warrant.

      PHILIP
      Good Mistress Jane, our serious housekeeper,
      And sage Duenna to the maids and scullions,
      We must have leave to laugh; our brains are younger,
      And undisturb'd with care of keys and pantries.
      We are wild things.

      BUTLER
      Good Philip, tell us all.

      ALL
      Ay, as you live, tell, tell--

      PHILIP
      Mad fellows, you shall have it.
      The Widow's bell rang lustily and loud--

      BUTLER
      I think that no one can mistake her ringing.

      WAITING-MAID
      Our Lady's ring is soft sweet music to it,
      More of entreaty hath it than command.

      PHILIP
      I lose my story, if you interrupt me thus.
      The bell, I say, rang fiercely; and a voice,
      More shrill than bell, call'd out for "Coachman Philip."
      I straight obey'd, as 'tis my name and office.
      "Drive me," quoth she, "to the next market town,
      Where I have hope of letters." I made haste.
      Put to the horses, saw her safely coach'd,
      And drove her--

      WAITING-MAID
      --By the straight high-road to Andover,
      I guess--

      PHILIP
      Pray, warrant things within your knowledge,
      Good Mistress Abigail; look to your dressings,
      And leave the skill in horses to the coachman.

      BUTLER
      He'll have his humour; best not interrupt him.

      PHILIP
      'Tis market-day, thought I; and the poor beasts,
      Meeting such droves of cattle and of people,
      May take a fright; so down the lane I trundled,
      Where Goodman Dobson's crazy mare was founder'd,
      And where the flints were biggest, and ruts widest,
      By ups and downs, and such bone-cracking motions,
      We flounder'd on a furlong, till my madam,
      In policy, to save the few joints left her,
      Betook her to her feet, and there we parted.

      ALL
      Ha! ha! ha!

      BUTLER
      Hang her! 'tis pity such as she should ride.

      WAITING-MAID
      I think she is a witch; I have tired myself out
      With sticking pins in her pillow; still she 'scapes them--

      BUTLER
      And I with helping her to mum for claret,
      But never yet could cheat her dainty palate.

      HOUSEKEEPER
      Well, well, she is the guest of our good Mistress,
      And so should be respected. Though I think
      Our Master cares not for her company,
      He would ill brook we should express so much,
      By rude discourtesies, and short attendance,
      Being but servants. (_A bell rings furiously._) 'Tis her bell
        speaks now;
      Good, good, bestir yourselves: who knows who's wanted?

      BUTLER
      But 'twas a merry trick of Philip coachman.  [_Exeunt._]





SCENE.--_Mrs. Selby's Chamber._


MRS. FRAMPTON, KATHERINE, working.


      MRS. FRAMPTON
      I am thinking, child, how contrary our fates
      Have traced our lots through life. Another needle,
      This works untowardly. An heiress born
      To splendid prospects, at our common school
      I was as one above you all, not of you;
      Had my distinct prerogatives; my freedoms,
      Denied to you. Pray, listen--

      KATHERINE
      I must hear
      What you are pleased to speak!--How my heart sinks here!
      [_Aside._]

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      My chamber to myself, my separate maid,
      My coach, and so forth.--Not that needle, simple one,
      With the great staring eye fit for a Cyclops!
      Mine own are not so blinded with their griefs
      But I could make a shift to thread a smaller.
      A cable or a camel might go through this,
      And never strain for the passage.

      KATHERINE

      I will fit you.--
      Intolerable tyranny!       [_Aside._]

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Quick, quick;
      You were not once so slack.--As I was saying,
      Not a young thing among ye, but observed me
      Above the mistress. Who but I was sought to
      In all your dangers, all your little difficulties,
      Your girlish scrapes? I was the scape-goat still,
      To fetch you off; kept all your secrets, some,
      Perhaps, since then--

      KATHERINE
      No more of that, for mercy,
      If you'd not have me, sinking at your feet,
      Cleave the cold earth for comfort.   [_Kneels._]

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      This to me?
      This posture to your friend had better suited
      The orphan Katherine in her humble school-days
      To the _then_ rich heiress, than the wife of Selby,
      Of wealthy Mr. Selby,
      To the poor widow Frampton, sunk as she is.
      Come, come,
      'Twas something, or 'twas nothing, that I said;
      I did not mean to fright you, sweetest bed-fellow!
      You once were so, but Selby now engrosses you.
      I'll make him give you up a night or so;
      In faith I will: that we may lie, and talk
      Old tricks of school-days over.

      KATHERINE
      Hear me, madam--

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Not by that name. Your friend--

      KATHERINE
      My truest friend,
      And saviour of my honour!

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      This sounds better;
      You still shall find me such.

      KATHERINE
      That you have graced
      Our poor house with your presence hitherto,
      Has been my greatest comfort, the sole solace
      Of my forlorn and hardly guess'd estate.
      You have been pleased
      To accept some trivial hospitalities,
      In part of payment of a long arrear
      I owe to you, no less than for my life.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      You speak my services too large.

      KATHERINE
      Nay, less;
      For what an abject thing were life to me
      Without your silence on my dreadful secret!
      And I would wish the league we have renew'd
      Might be perpetual--

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Have a care, fine madam! [_Aside._]

      KATHERINE
      That one house still might hold us. But my husband
      Has shown himself of late--

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      How Mistress Selby?

      KATHERINE
      Not, not impatient. You misconstrue him.
      He honours, and he loves, nay, he must love
      The friend of his wife's youth. But there are moods
      In which--

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      I understand you;--in which husbands,
      And wives that love, may wish to be alone,
      To nurse the tender fits of new-born dalliance,
      After a five years' wedlock.

      KATHERINE
      Was that well
      Or charitably put? do these pale cheeks
      Proclaim a wanton blood? this wasting form
      Seem a fit theatre for Levity
      To play his love-tricks on; and act such follies,
      As even in Affection's first bland Moon
      Have less of grace than pardon in best wedlocks?
      I was about to say, that there are times,
      When the most frank and sociable man
      May surfeit on most loved society,
      Preferring loneness rather--

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      To my company--

      KATHERINE
      Ay, your's, or mine, or any one's. Nay, take
      Not this unto yourself. Even in the newness
      Of our first married loves 'twas sometimes so.
      For solitude, I have heard my Selby say,
      Is to the mind as rest to the corporal functions;
      And he would call it oft, the _day's soft sleep._

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      What is your drift? and whereto tends this speech,
      Rhetorically labour'd?

      KATHERINE
      That you would
      Abstain but from our house a month, a week;
      I make request but for a single day.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      A month, a week, a day! A single hour
      In every week, and month, and the long year,
      And all the years to come! My footing here,
      Slipt once, recovers never. From the state
      Of gilded roofs, attendance, luxuries,
      Parks, gardens, sauntering walks, or wholesome rides,
      To the bare cottage on the withering moor,
      Where I myself am servant to myself,
      Or only waited on by blackest thoughts--
      I sink, if this be so. No; here I sit.

      KATHERINE
      Then I am lost for ever!
      [_Sinks at her feet--curtain drops._]




SCENE.--_An Apartment, contiguous to the last_.


SELBY, _as if listening_.


      SELBY
      The sounds have died away. What am I changed to?
      What do I here, list'ning like to an abject,
      Or heartless wittol, that must hear no good,
      If he hear aught? "This shall to the ear of your husband."
      It was the Widow's word. I guess'd some mystery,
      And the solution with a vengeance comes.
      What can my wife have left untold to me,
      That must be told by proxy? I begin
      To call in doubt the course of her life past
      Under my very eyes. She hath not been good,
      Not virtuous, not discreet; she hath not outrun
      My wishes still with prompt and meek observance.
      Perhaps she is not fair, sweet-voiced; her eyes
      Not like the dove's; all this as well may be,
      As that she should entreasure up a secret
      In the peculiar closet of her breast,
      And grudge it to my ear. It is my right
      To claim the halves in any truth she owns,
      As much as in the babe I have by her;
      Upon whose face henceforth I fear to look,
      Lest I should fancy in its innocent brow
      Some strange shame written.

      _Enter Lucy_.

      Sister, an anxious word with you.
      From out the chamber, where my wife but now
      Held talk with her encroaching friend, I heard
      (Not of set purpose heark'ning, but by chance)
      A voice of chiding, answer'd by a tone
      Of replication, such as the meek dove
      Makes, when the kite has clutch'd her. The high Widow
      Was loud and stormy. I distinctly heard
      One threat pronounced--"Your husband shall know all."
      I am no listener, sister; and I hold
      A secret, got by such unmanly shift,
      The pitiful'st of thefts; but what mine ear,
      I not intending it, receives perforce,
      I count my lawful prize. Some subtle meaning
      Lurks in this fiend's behaviour; which, by force,
      Or fraud, I must make mine.

      LUCY
      The gentlest means
      Are still the wisest. What, if you should press
      Your wife to a disclosure?

      SELBY
      I have tried
      All gentler means; thrown out low hints, which, though
      Merely suggestions still, have never fail'd
      To blanch her cheek with fears. Roughlier to insist,
      Would be to kill, where I but meant to heal.

      LUCY
      Your own description gave that Widow out
      As one not much precise, nor over coy,
      And nice to listen to a suit of love.
      What if you feign'd a courtship, putting on,
      (To work the secret from her easy faith,)
      For honest ends, a most dishonest seeming?

      SELBY
      I see your drift, and partly meet your counsel.
      But must it not in me appear prodigious,
      To say the least, unnatural, and suspicious,
      To move hot love, where I have shewn cool scorn,
      And undissembled looks of blank aversion?

      LUCY
      Vain woman is the dupe of her own charms,
      And easily credits the resistless power,
      That in besieging Beauty lies, to cast down
      The slight-built fortress of a casual hate.

      SELBY
      I am resolved--

      LUCY
      Success attend your wooing!

      SELBY
      And I'll about it roundly, my wise sister. [_Exeunt_.]




SCENE.--_The Library_.


MR. SELBY. MRS. FRAMPTON.


      SELBY
      A fortunate encounter, Mistress Frampton.
      My purpose was, if you could spare so much
      From your sweet leisure, a few words in private.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      What mean his alter'd tones? These looks to me,
      Whose glances yet he has repell'd with coolness?
      Is the wind changed? I'll veer about with it,
      And meet him in all fashions.      [_Aside._]
      All my leisure,
      Feebly bestow'd upon my kind friends here,
      Would not express a tithe of the obligements
      I every hour incur.

      SELBY
      No more of that.--
      I know not why, my wife hath lost of late
      Much of her cheerful spirits.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      It was my topic
      To-day; and every day, and all day long,
      I still am chiding with her. "Child," I said,
      And said it pretty roundly--it may be
      I was too peremptory--we elder school-fellows,
      Presuming on the advantage of a year
      Or two, which, in that tender time, seem'd much,
      In after years, much like to elder sisters,
      Are prone to keep the authoritative style,
      When time has made the difference most ridiculous--

      SELBY
      The observation's shrewd.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      "Child," I was saying,
      "If some wives had obtained a lot like yours,"
      And then perhaps I sigh'd, "they would not sit
      In corners moping, like to sullen moppets
      That want their will, but dry their eyes, and look
      Their cheerful husbands in the face," perhaps
      I said, their Selby's, "with proportion'd looks
      Of honest joy."

      SELBY
      You do suspect no jealousy?

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      What is his import? Whereto tends his speech?    [_Aside._]
      Of whom, of what, should she be jealous, sir?

      SELBY
      I do not know, but women have their fancies;
      And underneath a cold indifference,
      Or show of some distaste, husbands have mask'd
      A growing fondness for a female friend,
      Which the wife's eye was sharp enough to see
      Before the friend had wit to find it out.
      You do not quit us soon?

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      'Tis as I find
      Your Katherine profits by my lessons, sir.--
      Means this man honest? Is there no deceit?    [_Aside_.]

      SELBY
      She cannot chuse.--Well, well, I have been thinking,
      And if the matter were to do again--

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      What matter, sir?

      SELBY
      This idle bond of wedlock;
      These sour-sweet briars, fetters of harsh silk;
      I might have made, I do not say a better,
      But a more fit choice in a wife.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      The parch'd ground,
      In hottest Julys, drinks not in the showers
      More greedily than I his words!    [_Aside_.]

      SELBY
      My humour
      Is to be frank and jovial; and that man
      Affects me best, who most reflects me in
      My most free temper.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Were you free to chuse,
      As jestingly I'll put the supposition,
      Without a thought reflecting on your Katherine,
      What sort of woman would you make your choice?

      SELBY
      I like your humour, and will meet your jest.
      She should be one about my Katherine's age;
      But not so old, by some ten years, in gravity.
      One that would meet my mirth, sometimes outrun it;
      No puling, pining moppet, as you said,
      Nor moping maid, that I must still be teaching
      The freedoms of a wife all her life after:
      But one, that, having worn the chain before,
      (And worn it lightly, as report gave out,)
      Enfranchised from it by her poor fool's death,
      Took it not so to heart that I need dread
      To die myself, for fear a second time
      To wet a widow's eye.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Some widows, sir,
      Hearing you talk so wildly, would be apt
      To put strange misconstruction on your words,
      As aiming at a Turkish liberty,
      Where the free husband hath his several mates,
      His Penseroso, his Allegro wife,
      To suit his sober, or his frolic fit.

      SELBY
      How judge you of that latitude?

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      As one,
      In European customs bred, must judge. Had I
      Been born a native of the liberal East,
      I might have thought as they do. Yet I knew
      A married man that took a second wife,
      And (the man's circumstances duly weigh'd,
      With all their bearings) the considerate world
      Nor much approved, nor much condemn'd the deed.

      SELBY
      You move my wonder strangely. Pray, proceed.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      An eye of wanton liking he had placed
      Upon a Widow, who liked him again,
      But stood on terms of honourable love,
      And scrupled wronging his most virtuous wife---
      When to their ears a lucky rumour ran,
      That this demure and saintly-seeming wife
      Had a first husband living; with the which
      Being question'd, she but faintly could deny.
      "A priest indeed there was; some words had passed,
      But scarce amounting to a marriage rite.
      Her friend was absent; she supposed him dead;
      And, seven years parted, both were free to chuse."

      SELBY
      What did the indignant husband? Did he not
      With violent handlings stigmatize the cheek
      Of the deceiving wife, who had entail'd
      Shame on their innocent babe?

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      He neither tore
      His wife's locks nor his own; but wisely weighing
      His own offence with her's in equal poise,
      And woman's weakness 'gainst the strength of man,
      Came to a calm and witty compromise.
      He coolly took his gay-faced widow home,
      Made her his second wife; and still the first
      Lost few or none of her prerogatives.
      The servants call'd her mistress still; she kept
      The keys, and had the total ordering
      Of the house affairs; and, some slight toys excepted,
      Was all a moderate wife would wish to be.

      SELBY
      A tale full of dramatic incident!--
      And if a man should put it in a play,
      How should he name the parties?

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      The man's name
      Through time I have forgot--the widow's too;--
      But his first wife's first name, her maiden one,
      Was--not unlike to that your Katherine bore,
      Before she took the honour'd style of Selby.


      SELBY
      A dangerous meaning in your riddle lurks.
      One knot is yet unsolved; that told, this strange
      And most mysterious drama ends. The name
      Of that first husband---

      _Enter Lucy._

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Sir, your pardon--
      The allegory fits your private ear.
      Some half hour hence, in the garden's secret walk,
      We shall have leisure. [_Exit._]

      SELBY
      Sister, whence come you?

      LUCY
      From your poor Katherine's chamber, where she droops
      In sad presageful thoughts, and sighs, and weeps,
      And seems to pray by turns. At times she looks
      As she would pour her secret in my bosom---
      Then starts, as I have seen her, at the mention
      Of some immodest act. At her request
      I left her on her knees.

      SELBY
      The fittest posture;
      For great has been her fault to Heaven and me.
      She married me, with a first husband living,
      Or not known not to be so, which, in the judgment
      Of any but indifferent honesty,
      Must be esteem'd the same. The shallow Widow,
      Caught by my art, under a riddling veil
      Too thin to hide her meaning, hath confess'd all.
      Your coming in broke off the conference,
      When she was ripe to tell the fatal _name_,
      That seals my wedded doom.

      LUCY
      Was she so forward
      To pour her hateful meanings in your ear
      At the first hint?


      SELBY
              Her newly flatter'd hopes
      Array'd themselves at first in forms of doubt;
      And with a female caution she stood off
      Awhile, to read the meaning of my suit,
      Which with such honest seeming I enforced,
      That her cold scruples soon gave way; and now
      She rests prepared, as mistress, or as wife,
      To seize the place of her betrayed friend--
      My much offending, but more suffering, Katherine.

      LUCY
      Into what labyrinth of fearful shapes
      My simple project has conducted you--
      Were but my wit as skilful to invent
      A clue to lead you forth!--I call to mind
      A letter, which your wife received from the Cape,
      Soon after you were married, with some circumstances
      Of mystery too.

      SELBY
              I well remember it.
      That letter did confirm the truth (she said)
      Of a friend's death, which she had long fear'd true,
      But knew not for a fact. A youth of promise
      She gave him out--a hot adventurous spirit--
      That had set sail in quest of golden dreams,
      And cities in the heart of Central Afric;
      But named no names, nor did I care to press
      My question further, in the passionate grief
      She shew'd at the receipt. Might this be he?

      LUCY
      Tears were not all. When that first shower was past,
      With clasped hands she raised her eyes to Heav'n,
      As if in thankfulness for some escape,
      Or strange deliverance, in the news implied,
      Which sweeten'd that sad news.

      SELBY
      Something of that
      I noted also--


      LUCY
      In her closet once,
      Seeking some other trifle, I espied
      A ring, in mournful characters deciphering
      The death of "Robert Halford, aged two
      And twenty." Brother, I am not given
      To the confident use of wagers, which I hold
      Unseemly in a woman's argument;
      But I am strangely tempted now to risk
      A thousand pounds out of my patrimony,
      (And let my future husband look to it
      If it be lost,) that this immodest Widow
      Shall name the name that tallies with that ring.

      SELBY
      That wager lost, I should be rich indeed--
      Rich in my rescued Kate--rich in my honour,
      Which now was bankrupt. Sister, I accept
      Your merry wager, with an aching heart
      For very fear of winning. 'Tis the hour
      That I should meet my Widow in the walk,
      The south side of the garden. On some pretence
      Lure forth my Wife that way, that she may witness
      Our seeming courtship. Keep us still in sight,
      Yourselves unseen; and by some sign I'll give,
      (A finger held up, or a kerchief waved,)
      You'll know your wager won--then break upon us,
      As if by chance.

      LUCY
      I apprehend your meaning--

      SELBY
      And may you prove a true Cassandra here,
      Though my poor acres smart for't, wagering sister.
      [_Exeunt._]




SCENE.-_Mrs. Selby's Chamber._


MRS. FRAMPTON. KATHERINE.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Did I express myself in terms so strong?


      KATHERINE
      As nothing could have more affrighted me.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Think it a hurt friend's jest, in retribution
      Of a suspected cooling hospitality.
      And, for my staying here, or going hence,
      (Now I remember something of our argument,)
      Selby and I can settle that between us.
      You look amazed. What if your husband, child,
      Himself has courted me to stay?

      KATHERINE
      You move
      My wonder and my pleasure equally.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Yes, courted me to stay, waiv'd all objections.
      Made it a favour to yourselves; not me,
      His troublesome guest, as you surmised. Child, child!
      When I recall his flattering welcome, I
      Begin to think the burden of my presence
      Was--

      KATHERINE
      What, for Heaven--

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      A little, little spice
      Of jealousy--that's all--an honest pretext,
      No wife need blush for. Say that you should see
      (As oftentimes we widows take such freedoms,
      Yet still on this side virtue,) in a jest
      Your husband pat me on the cheek, or steal
      A kiss, while you were by,--not else, for virtue's sake.

      KATHERINE
      I could endure all this, thinking my husband
      Meant it in sport--

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      But if in downright earnest
      (Putting myself out of the question here)
      Your Selby, as I partly do suspect,
      Own'd a divided heart--


      KATHERINE
      My own would break--

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Why, what a blind and witless fool it is,
      That will not see its gains, its infinite gains--

      KATHERINE
      Gain in a loss,
      Or mirth in utter desolation!

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      He doting on a face--suppose it mine,
      Or any other's tolerably fair--
      What need you care about a senseless secret?

      KATHERINE
      Perplex'd and fearful woman! I in part
      Fathom your dangerous meaning. You have broke
      The worse than iron band, fretting the soul,
      By which you held me captive. Whether my husband
      _Is_ what you gave him out, or your fool'd fancy
      But dreams he is so, either way I am free.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      It talks it bravely, blazons out its shame;
      A very heroine while on its knees;
      Rowe's Penitent, an absolute Calista!

      KATHERINE
      Not to thy wretched self these tears are falling;
      But to my husband, and offended heaven,
      Some drops are due--and then I sleep in peace,
      Reliev'd from frightful dreams, my dreams though sad.
      [_Exit_.]

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      I have gone too far. Who knows but in this mood
      She may forestall my story, win on Selby
      By a frank confession?--and the time draws on
      For our appointed meeting. The game's desperate,
      For which I play. A moment's difference
      May make it hers or mine. I fly to meet him.
      [_Exit._]



SCENE.--_A Garden_.


MR. SELBY. MRS. FRAMPTON.


      SELBY
      I am not so ill a guesser, Mrs. Frampton,
      Not to conjecture, that some passages
      In your unfinished story, rightly interpreted,
      Glanced at my bosom's peace;
      You knew my wife?

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Even from her earliest school-days.--What of that?
      Or how is she concerned in my fine riddles,
      Framed for the hour's amusement?

      SELBY
      By my _hopes_
      Of my new interest conceived in you,
      And by the honest passion of my heart,
      Which not obliquely I to you did hint;
      Come from the clouds of misty allegory,
      And in plain language let me hear the worst.
      Stand I disgraced or no?

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Then, by _my_ hopes
      Of my new interest conceiv'd in you,
      And by the kindling passion in _my_ breast,
      Which through my riddles you had almost read,
      Adjured so strongly, I will tell you all.
      In her school years, then bordering on fifteen,
      Or haply not much past, she loved a youth--

      SELBY
      My most ingenuous Widow--

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Met him oft
      By stealth, where I still of the party was--

      SELBY
      Prime confidant to all the school, I warrant,
      And general go-between--
      [_Aside_.]


      MRS. FRAMPTON
      One morn he came
      In breathless haste. "The ship was under sail,
      Or in few hours would be, that must convey
      Him and his destinies to barbarous shores,
      Where, should he perish by inglorious hands,
      It would be consolation in his death
      To have call'd his Katherine _his_."

      SELBY
      Thus far the story
      Tallies with what I hoped.
      [_Aside_.]

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Wavering between
      The doubt of doing wrong, and losing him;
      And my dissuasions not o'er hotly urged,
      Whom he had flatter'd with the bride-maid's part;--

      SELBY
      I owe my subtle Widow, then, for this.
      [_Aside_.]

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Briefly, we went to church. The ceremony
      Scarcely was huddled over, and the ring
      Yet cold upon her finger, when they parted--
      He to his ship; and we to school got back,
      Scarce miss'd, before the dinner-bell could ring.

      SELBY
      And from that hour--

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Nor sight, nor news of him,
      For aught that I could hear, she e'er obtain'd.

      SELBY
      Like to a man that hovers in suspense
      Over a letter just receiv'd, on which
      The black seal hath impress'd its ominous token,
      Whether to open it or no, so I
      Suspended stand, whether to press my fate
      Further, or check ill curiosity
      That tempts me to more loss.--The name, the name
      Of this fine youth?

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      What boots it, if 'twere told?

      SELBY
      Now, by our loves,
      And by my hopes of happier wedlocks, some day
      To be accomplish'd, give me his name!

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      'Tis no such serious matter. It was--Huntingdon.

      SELBY
      How have three little syllables pluck'd from me
      A world of countless hopes!--
      [_Aside_.]
      Evasive Widow.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      How, Sir! I like not this.
      [_Aside_.]

      SELBY
      No, no, I meant
      Nothing but good to thee. That other woman,
      How shall I call her but evasive, false,
      And treacherous?--by the trust I place in thee,
      Tell me, and tell me truly, was the name
      As you pronounced it?

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Huntingdon--the name,
      Which his paternal grandfather assumed,
      Together with the estates, of a remote
      Kinsman; but our high-spirited youth--

      SELBY
      Yes--

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Disdaining
      For sordid pelf to truck the family honours,
      At risk of the lost estates, resumed the old style,
      And answer'd only to the name of--


      SELBY
      What?

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Of Halford--

      SELBY
      A Huntingdon to Halford changed so soon!
      Why, then I see, a witch hath her good spells,
      As well as bad, and can by a backward charm
      Unruffle the foul storm she has just been raising.
      [_Aside_.]
      [_He makes the signal._]

      My frank, fair spoken Widow! let this kiss,
      Which yet aspires no higher, speak my thanks,
      Till I can think on greater.

      _Enter_ LUCY _and_ KATHERINE.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Interrupted!

      SELBY
      My sister here! and see, where with her comes
      My serpent gliding in an angel's form,
      To taint the new-born Eden of our joys.
      Why should we fear them? We'll not stir a foot,
      Nor coy it for their pleasures.
      [_He courts the Widow_.]

      LUCY (_to Katherine_.)

      This your free,
      And sweet ingenuous confession, binds me
      For ever to you; and it shall go hard,
      But it shall fetch you back your husband's heart,
      That now seems blindly straying; or at worst,
      In me you have still a sister.--Some wives, brother,
      Would think it strange to catch their husbands thus
      Alone with a trim widow; but your Katherine
      Is arm'd, I think, with patience.

      KATHERINE
      I am fortified
      With knowledge of self-faults to endure worse wrongs,
      If they be wrongs, than he can lay upon me;
      Even to look on, and see him sue in earnest,
      As now I think he does it but in seeming,
      To that ill woman.

      SELBY
      Good words, gentle Kate,
      And not a thought irreverent of our Widow.
      Why, 'twere unmannerly at any time,
      But most uncourteous on our wedding day,
      When we should shew most hospitable.--Some wine.
      [_Wine is brought_.]

      I am for sports. And now I do remember,
      The old Egyptians at their banquets placed
      A charnel sight of dead men's skulls before them,
      With images of cold mortality,
      To temper their fierce joys when they grew rampant.
      I like the custom well: and ere we crown
      With freer mirth the day, I shall propose,
      In calmest recollection of our spirits,
      We drink the solemn "Memory of the dead."

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Or the supposed dead.
      [_Aside to him_.]

      SELBY
      Pledge me, good wife.
      [_She fills_.]
      Nay, higher yet, till the brimm'd cup swell o'er.

      KATHERINE
      I catch the awful import of your words;
      And, though I could accuse you of unkindness,
      Yet as your lawful and obedient wife,
      While that name lasts (as I perceive it fading,
      Nor I much longer may have leave to use it)
      I calmly take the office you impose;
      And on my knees, imploring their forgiveness,
      Whom I in heav'n or earth may have offended,
      Exempt from starting tears, and woman's weakness,
      I pledge you, Sir--the Memory of the Dead!
      [_She drinks kneeling_.]

      SELBY
      'Tis gently and discreetly said, and like
      My former loving Kate.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Does he relent?
      [_Aside_.]

      SELBY
      That ceremony past, we give the day
      To unabated sport. And, in requital
      Of certain stories, and quaint allegories,
      Which my rare Widow hath been telling to me
      To raise my morning mirth, if she will lend
      Her patient hearing, I will here recite
      A Parable; and, the more to suit her taste,
      The scene is laid in the East.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      I long to hear it.
      Some tale, to fit his wife.
      [_Aside_.]

      KATHERINE
      Now, comes my TRIAL.

      LUCY
      The hour of your deliverance is at hand,
      If I presage right. Bear up, gentlest sister.

      SELBY
      "The Sultan Haroun"--Stay--O now I have it--
      "The Caliph Haroun in his orchards had
      A fruit-tree, bearing such delicious fruits,
      That he reserved them for his proper gust;
      And through the Palace it was Death proclaim'd
      To any one that should purloin the same."

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      A heavy penance for so light a fault--

      SELBY
      Pray you, be silent, else you put me out.
      "A crafty page, that for advantage watch'd,
      Detected in the act a brother page,
      Of his own years, that was his bosom friend;
      And thenceforth he became that other's lord,
      And like a tyrant he demean'd himself,
      Laid forced exactions on his fellow's purse;
      And when that poor means fail'd, held o'er his head
      Threats of impending death in hideous forms;
      Till the small culprit on his nightly couch
      Dream'd of strange pains, and felt his body writhe
      In tortuous pangs around the impaling stake."

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      I like not this beginning--

      SELBY
      Pray you, attend.
      "The Secret, like a night-hag, rid his sleeps,
      And took the youthful pleasures from his days,
      And chased the youthful smoothness from his brow,
      That from a rose-cheek'd boy he waned and waned
      To a pale skeleton of what he was;
      And would have died, but for one lucky chance."

      KATHERINE
      Oh!

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Your wife--she faints--some cordial--smell to this.

      SELBY
      Stand off. My sister best will do that office.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      Are all his tempting speeches come to this?
      [_Aside_.]

      SELBY
      What ail'd my wife?

      KATHERINE
      A warning faintness, sir,
      Seized on my spirits, when you came to where
      You said "a lucky chance." I am better now,
      Please you go on.

      SELBY
      The sequel shall be brief.

      KATHERINE
      But brief or long, I feel my fate hangs on it.
      [_Aside_.]

      SELBY
      "One morn the Caliph, in a covert hid,
      Close by an arbour where the two boys talk'd
      (As oft, we read, that Eastern sovereigns
      Would play the eaves-dropper, to learn the truth,
      Imperfectly received from mouths of slaves,)
      O'erheard their dialogue; and heard enough
      To judge aright the cause, and know his cue.
      The following day a Cadi was dispatched
      To summon both before the judgment-seat:
      The lickerish culprit, almost dead with fear,
      And the informing friend, who readily,
      Fired with fair promises of large reward,
      And Caliph's love, the hateful truth disclosed."

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      What did the Caliph to the offending boy,
      That had so grossly err'd?

      SELBY
      His sceptred hand
      He forth in token of forgiveness stretch'd,
      And clapp'd his cheeks, and courted him with gifts,
      And he became once more his favourite page.

      MRS. FRAMPTON
      But for that other--

      SELBY
      He dismiss'd him straight,
      From dreams of grandeur and of Caliph's love,
      To the bare cottage on the withering moor,
      Where friends, turn'd fiends, and hollow confidants,
      And widows, hide, who, in a husband's ear,
      Pour baneful truths, but tell not all the truth;
      And told him not that Robert Halford died
      Some moons before _his_ marriage-bells were rung.
      Too near dishonour hast thou trod, dear wife,
      And on a dangerous cast our fates were set;
      But Heav'n, that will'd our wedlock to be blest,
      Hath interposed to save it gracious too.
      Your penance is--to dress your cheek in smiles,
      And to be once again my merry Kate.--

      Sister, your hand.
      Your wager won makes me a happy man,
      Though poorer, Heav'n knows, by a thousand pounds.
      The sky clears up after a dubious day.
      Widow, your hand. I read a penitence
      In this dejected brow; and in this shame
      Your fault is buried. You shall in with us,
      And, if it please you, taste our nuptial fare:
      For, till this moment, I can joyful say,
      Was never truly Selby's Wedding Day.

      FINIS.





NOTES


Page 1. DEDICATION TO S.T. COLERIDGE, ESQ.

In 1818, when Lamb wrote these words, he was forty-three and Coleridge
forty-six. The _Works_, in the first volume of which this dedication
appeared, were divided into two volumes, the second, containing prose,
being dedicated to Martin Burney, in the sonnet which I have placed on
page 45. The publishers of the _Works_ were Charles and James Ollier,
who, starting business about 1816, had already published for Leigh Hunt,
Keats, and Shelley.

For the allusion to the threefold cord, in the second paragraph, see the
note on page 313.

The ****** Inn was the Salutation and Cat, in Newgate
Street, since rebuilt, where Coleridge used to stay on his London
visits when he was at Cambridge, and where the landlord is said
to have asked him to continue as a free guest--if only he would
talk and talk. Writing to Coleridge in 1796 Lamb recalls "the
little smoky room at the Salutation and Cat, where we have sat
together through the winter nights, beguiling the cares of life with
Poesy;" and again, "I have been drinking egg-hot and smoking
Oronooko (associated circumstances, which ever forcibly recall to
my mind our evenings and nights at the Salutation)." Later he
added to these concomitants of a Salutation evening, "Egg-hot,
Welsh-rabbit, and metaphysics," and gave as his highest idea of
heaven, listening to Coleridge "repeating one of Bowles's sweetest
sonnets, in your sweet manner, while we two were indulging
sympathy, a solitary luxury, by the fire side at the Salutation."

The line--

      Of summer days and of delightful years

is from Bowles--"Sonnet written at Ostend."


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Page 3. Lamb's Earliest Poem. _Mille Vice Mortis._

In a MS. book that had belonged to James Boyer of Christ's Hospital, in
which his best scholars inscribed compositions, are these lines signed
Charles Lamb, 1789. All Lamb's Grecians are there too. The book was
described by the late Dykes Campbell, Lamb's most accomplished and
enthusiastic student, in the _Illustrated London News_, December 26,
1891.


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Page 4. POEMS IN COLERIDGE'S _POEMS ON VARIOUS SUBJECTS_, 1796.

This book was published by Cottle, of Bristol, in 1796. Lamb contributed
four poems, which were thus referred to by Coleridge in the Preface:
"The Effusions signed C.L. were written by Mr. CHARLES LAMB, of the
India House--independently of the signature their superior merit would
have sufficiently distinguished them." Lamb reprinted the first only
once, in 1797, in the second edition of Coleridge's _Poems_, the
remaining three again in his _Works_ in 1818. I have followed in the
body of this volume the text of these later appearances, the original
form of the sonnets being relegated to the notes.


Page 4. _As when a child on some long winter's night._

Some mystery attaches to the authorship of this sonnet. On December 1,
1794, Coleridge wrote to the editor of the _Morning Chronicle_ saying
that he proposed to send a series of sonnets ("as it is the fashion to
call them") addressed to eminent contemporaries; and he enclosed one to
Mr. Erskine. The editor, with almost Chinese politeness, inserted
beneath the sonnet this note: "Our elegant Correspondent will highly
gratify every reader of taste by the continuance of his exquisitely
beautiful productions." The series continued with Burke, Priestley,
Lafayette, Kosciusko, Chatham, Bowles, and, on December 29, 1794, Mrs.
Siddons--the sonnet here printed--all signed S.T.C.

But the next appearance of the sonnet was as an effusion by Lamb in
Coleridge's _Poems on Various Subjects_, 1796, signed C.L.; and its next
in the _Poems_, 1797, among Lamb's contributions. In 1803, however, we
find it in Coleridge's _Poems_, third edition, with no reference to Lamb
whatever. This probably means that Lamb and Coleridge had written it
together, that Coleridge's original share had been the greater, and that
Lamb and he had come to an arrangement by which Coleridge was to be
considered the sole author; for Lamb did not reprint it in 1818 with his
other early verse. Writing in 1796 to Coleridge concerning his treatment
of other of Lamb's sonnets, Lamb says: "That to Mrs. Siddons, now, you
were welcome to improve, if it had been worth it; but I say unto you
again, Coleridge, spare my ewe lambs." Such a distinction drawn between
the sonnet to Mrs. Siddons and the others supports the belief that Lamb
had not for it a deeply parental feeling.

This was not the only occasion on which Lamb and Coleridge wrote a
sonnet in partnership. Writing to Southey in December, 1794, Coleridge
says: "Of the following sonnet, the four _last_ lines were written by
Lamb, a man of uncommon genius...."

                        SONNET

      O gentle look, that didst my soul beguile,
      Why hast thou left me? Still in some fond dream
      Revisit my sad heart, auspicious smile!
      As falls on closing flowers the lunar beam;
      What time in sickly mood, at parting day
      I lay me down and think of happier years;
      Of joys, that glimmered in Hope's twilight ray,
      Then left me darkling in a vale of tears.
      O pleasant days of Hope--for ever flown!
      Could I recall one!--But that thought is vain,
      Availeth not Persuasion's sweetest tone
      To lure the fleet-winged travellers back again:
      Anon, they haste to everlasting night,
      Nor can a giant's arm arrest them in their flight.

Subsequently Coleridge rewrote the final couplet.

The same letter to Southey informs us that the sonnet to Mrs. Siddons
was not Lamb's earliest poem, although it stands first in his poetical
works; for Coleridge remarks: "Have you seen his [Lamb's] divine sonnet,
'O! I could laugh to hear the winter wind'?" (see page 5).

Lamb printed the sonnet to Mrs. Siddons twice--in 1796 and 1797.


Page 4. _Was it some sweet device of Faery._

This sonnet passed through various vicissitudes. Lamb had sent it to
Coleridge for his _Poems on Various Subjects_ in 1796, and Coleridge
proceeded to re-model it more in accordance with his own views. The
following version, representing his modifications, was the one that
found its way into print as Lamb's:--

      Was it some sweet device of faery land
      That mock'd my steps with many a lonely glade,
      And fancied wand'rings with a fair-hair'd maid?
      Have these things been? Or did the wizard wand
      Of Merlin wave, impregning vacant air,
      And kindle up the vision of a smile
      In those blue eyes, that seem'd to speak the while
      Such tender things, as might enforce Despair
      To drop the murth'ring knife, and let go by
      His fell resolve? Ah me! the lonely glade
      Still courts the footsteps of the fair-hair'd maid,
      Among whose locks the west-winds love to sigh;
      But I forlorn do wander, reckless where,
      And mid my wand'rings find no ANNA there!
                                                C.L.


Lamb naturally protested when the result came under his eyes. "I love my
own feelings: they are dear to memory," he says in a letter in 1796,
"though they now and then wake a sigh or a tear. 'Thinking on divers
things foredone,' I charge you, Coleridge, spare my ewe lambs." Later,
when Coleridge's second edition was in preparation, Lamb wrote again
(January 10, 1797): "I need not repeat my wishes to have my little
sonnets printed _verbatim_ my last way. In particular, I fear lest you
should prefer printing my first sonnet [this one] as you have done more
than once, 'Did the wand of Merlin wave?' It looks so like _Mr_. Merlin,
the ingenious successor of the immortal Merlin, now living in good
health and spirits, and flourishing in magical reputation in Oxford
Street." The phrase "more than once" in the foregoing passage needs
explanation. It refers to the little pamphlet of sonnets, entitled
_Sonnets from Various Authors_, which Coleridge issued privately in
1796, and of which only one copy is now known to exist--that preserved
in the Dyce and Forster collection at South Kensington. The little
pamphlet contains twenty-eight sonnets in all, of which three are by
Bowles, four by Southey, four by Charles Lloyd, four by Coleridge, four
by Lamb, and others by various writers: all of which were chosen for
their suitability to be bound up with the sonnets of Bowles. Lamb's
sonnets were: "We were two pretty babes" (see page 9), "Was it some
sweet device" (printed with Coleridge's alterations), "When last I
roved" (see page 8), and "O! I could laugh" (see page 5).

The present sonnet belongs to the series of four love sonnets which is
completed by the one that follows, "Methinks, how dainty sweet it were,"
and those on page 8 beginning, "When last I roved" and "A timid grace."
Anna is believed to have been Ann Simmons, who lived at Blenheims, a
group of cottages near Blakesware, the house where Mrs. Field, Lamb's
grandmother, was housekeeper. Mrs. Field died in 1792, after which time
Lamb's long visits to that part of the country probably ceased. He was
then seventeen. Nothing is known of Lamb's attachment beyond these
sonnets, the fact that when he lost his reason for a short time in
1795-1796 he attributed the cause to some person unmentioned who is
conjectured to have been Anna, and the occasional references in the Ella
essays to "Alice W----" and to his old passion for her (see "Dream
Children" in particular, in Vol. II). The death of Mrs. Lamb in
September, 1796, and the duty of caring for and nursing his sister Mary,
which then devolved upon Charles, put an end to any dreams of private
happiness that he may have been indulging; and his little romance was
over. How deep his passion was we are not likely ever to know; but Lamb
thenceforward made very light of it, except in the pensive recollections
in the essays twenty-five years later. In November, 1796, when sending
Coleridge poems for his second edition, he says: "Do not entitle any of
my _things_ Love Sonnets, as I told you to call 'em; 'twill only make me
look little in my own eyes; for it is a passion of which I retain
nothing.... Thank God, the folly has left me for ever. Not even a review
of my love verses renews one wayward wish in me...." Again, in November,
1796, in another letter to Coleridge, about his poems in the 1797
edition, Lamb says: "Oh, my friend! I think sometimes, could I recall
the days that are past, which among them should I choose? not those
'merrier days,' not the 'pleasant days of hope,' not 'those wanderings
with a fair-hair'd maid,' which I have so often and so feelingly
regretted, but the days, Coleridge, of a _mother's_ fondness for her
_school-boy_." Lamb printed this sonnet three times--in 1796, 1797 and
1818.


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Page 5. _Methinks how dainty sweet it were, reclin'd._

When this sonnet was printed by Coleridge in 1796 the sestet
was made to run thus:--

      But ah! sweet scenes of fancied bliss, adieu!
      On rose-leaf beds amid your faery bowers
      I all too long have lost the dreamy hours!
      Beseems it now the sterner Muse to woo,
      If haply she her golden meed impart,
      To realise the vision of the heart.

Lamb remonstrated: "I had rather have seen what I wrote myself, though
they bear no comparison with your exquisite lines--

"On rose-leaf'd beds, amid your faery bowers, etc.

I love my sonnets because they are the reflected images of my Own
feelings at different times." This sonnet was printed by Lamb three
times--in 1796, 1797 and 1798.


Page 5. _O! I could laugh to hear the midnight wind,_

This sonnet, written probably at Margate, was entitled, in 1796,
"Written at Midnight, by the Seaside, after a Voyage." The last
lines then ran:--

      And almost wish'd it were no crime to die!
      How Reason reel'd! What gloomy transports rose!
      Till the rude dashings rock'd them to repose.

The couplet was Coleridge's, and Lamb protested (June 10, 1796),
describing them as good lines, but adding that they "must spoil
the whole with me who know it is only a fiction of yours and that
the rude dashings did in fact not rock me to repose."

When reprinted in 1797, the final couplet was omitted, asterisks
standing instead. The present sonnet was probably the earliest of Lamb's
printed poems. In the Elia essay "The Old Margate Hoy," Lamb states that
the first time he saw the sea was on a visit to Margate as a boy, by
water--probably the voyage that suggested this sonnet. Lamb printed the
sonnet three times--in 1796, 1797 and 1818.


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Page 6. LLOYD'S _POEMS ON THE DEATH OF PRISCILLA FARMER_, 1796.

Charles Lloyd (1775-1839), the son of Charles Lloyd, of Birmingham (a
cultured and philanthropical Quaker banker), joined Coleridge at Bristol
late in 1796 as his private pupil, and moved with the family to Nether
Stowey. Priscilla Farmer was Lloyd's maternal grandmother, to whom he
was much attached, and on her death he composed the sonnets that form
this costly quarto, published for Lloyd by Coleridge's friend, Joseph
Cottle, of Bristol, in the winter of 1796.


Page 6. _The Grandame._

Lamb sent these lines in their first state to Coleridge in June, 1796,
at, which time they were, I conjecture, part of a long blank-verse poem
which he was then meditating, and of which "Childhood," "Fancy Employed
on Divine Subjects," and "The Sabbath Bells" (see pages 9 and 10) were
probably other portions. The poem was never finished. On June 13, 1796,
he writes to Coleridge:--

"Of the blank verses I spoke of, the following lines are the only
tolerably complete ones I have writ out of not more than one hundred and
fifty. That I get on slowly you may fairly impute to want of practice in
composition, when I declare to you that (the few verses which you have
seen excepted) I have not writ fifty lines since I left school. It may
not be amiss to remark that my grandmother (on whom the verses are
written) lived housekeeper in a family the fifty or sixty last years of
her life--that she was a woman of exemplary piety and goodness--and for
many years before her death was terribly afflicted with a cancer in her
breast, which she bore with true Christian patience. You may think that
I have not kept enough apart the ideas of her heavenly and her earthly
master; but recollect I have designedly given into her own way of
feeling; and if she had a failing 'twas that she respected her master's
family too much, not reverenced her Maker too little. The lines begin
imperfectly, as I may probably connect 'em if I finish at all: and if I
do, Biggs shall print 'em (in a more economical way than you yours),
for, Sonnets and all, they won't make a thousand lines as I propose
completing 'em, and the substance must be wire-drawn."

When Charles Lloyd joined Coleridge later in the year, and was preparing
his _Poems in Memory of Priscilla Farmer_, Coleridge obtained Lamb's
permission for "The Grandame" to be included with them. The lines were
introduced by Lloyd in these words: "The following beautiful fragment
was written by CHARLES LAMB, of the India-House.--Its subject being the
same with that of my Poems, I was solicitous to have it printed with
them: and I am indebted to a Friend of the Author's for the permission."

The poem differed then very slightly from its present form. When the
book was sent to Lamb he remarked (in December, 1796) on "the odd
coincidence of two young men, in one age, carolling their
grandmothers.... I cannot but smile to see my Granny so gayly deck'd
forth [the book was expensively produced by Lloyd], tho', I think,
whoever altered 'thy' praises to 'her' praises--'thy' honoured memory to
'her' honoured memory [lines 27 and 28], did wrong--they best exprest my
feelings. There is a pensive state of recollection, in which the mind is
disposed to apostrophise the departed objects of its attachment; and,
breaking loose from grammatical precision, changes from the 1st to the
3rd, and from the 3rd to the 1st person, just as the random fancy or
feeling directs."

Mrs. Mary Field, _née_ Bruton, Lamb's maternal grandmother, was
housekeeper at Blakesware house, near Widford, the seat of the Plumer
family for very many years, during the latter part of her life being
left in sole charge, for William Plumer had moved to his other seat,
Gilston, a few miles distant (see "Blakesmoor in H---- shire," and
notes, Vol. II). Lamb and his brother and sister visited their
grandmother at Blakesware as though in her own house. Mrs. Field died of
cancer in the breast, July 31, 1792, aged seventy-nine, and was buried
in Widford churchyard.

Approached from the east the churchyard seems to be anything but on the
hilltop, for one descends to it; but it stands on a ridge, and seen from
the north, or, as at the old Blakesware house, from the west, it appears
to crown an eminence. The present spire, though slender and tapering, is
not that which Lamb used to see. Mrs. Field's plain stone, whose
legibility was not long since threatened by overhanging branches, has
now been saved from danger and may still be read. It merely records the
name "Mary Feild" (a mistake of the stone-cutter) and the bare dates.

This poem was printed by Lamb three times--in 1796 (in Lloyd's book), in
1797 (with Coleridge) and in 1818.


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Page 8. COLERIDGE'S _POEMS_, 1797.

Coleridge's _Poems on Various Subjects_, 1796, went into a second
edition in 1797 under the title, _Poems by S.T. Coleridge, Second
Edition, to which are now added Poems by Charles Lamb and Charles
Lloyd_. Coleridge invented a motto from Groscollius for the title-page,
bearing upon this poetical partnership: "Duplex nobis vinculum, et
amicitiae et similium junctarumque Camoenarum; quod utinam neque mors
solvat, neque temporis longinquitas!" "Double is the bond which binds
us--friendship, and a kindred taste in poetry. Would that neither death
nor lapse of time could dissolve it!"

Lamb's contributions were thus referred to by Coleridge in the Preface:
"There were inserted in my former Edition, a few Sonnets of my Friend
and old School-fellow, CHARLES LAMB. He has now communicated to me a
complete Collection of all his Poems; quae qui non prorsus amet, illum
omnes et Virtutes et Veneres odore." (Which things, whoever is not
unreservedly in love with, is detested by all the Virtues and the
Graces.) Lamb's poems came last in the book, an arrangement insisted
upon in a letter from him to Coleridge in November, 1796:--"Do you
publish with Lloyd, or without him? In either case my little portion may
come last; and after the fashion of orders to a country correspondent, I
will give directions how I should like to have 'em done. The title-page
to stand thus:--


                        POEMS

                         BY

           CHARLES LAMB, OF THE INDIA HOUSE


Under this leaf the following motto, which, for want of room, I put over
leaf, I desire you to insert, whether you like it or no. May not a
gentleman choose what arms, mottoes, or armorial bearings the Herald
will give him leave, without consulting his republican friend, who might
advise none? May not a publican put up the sign of the _Saracen's Head_,
even though his undiscerning neighbour should prefer, as more genteel,
the _Cat and Gridiron_?

                      "[MOTTO]

      "This Beauty, in the blossom of my Youth,
      When my first fire knew no adulterate incense,
      Nor I no way to flatter but my fondness,
      In the best language my true tongue could tell me,
      And all the broken sighs my sick heart lend me,
      I sued and served. Long did I love this Lady.

      "Massinger."

      "THE DEDICATION
      _THE FEW FOLLOWING POEMS_,
      CREATURES OF THE FANCY AND THE FEELING
      IN LIFE'S MORE _VACANT_ HOURS,
      PRODUCED, FOR THE MOST PART, BY
      LOVE IN IDLENESS;
      ARE,
      WITH ALL A BROTHER'S FONDNESS,
      INSCRIBED TO
      MARY ANN LAMB,
      THE AUTHOR'S BEST FRIEND AND SISTER"

The dedication was printed as Lamb wished, in the form I have followed
above, and the book appeared.


Page 8. _When last I roved these winding wood-walks green,_

This was sent to Coleridge on June 1, 1796, in a letter containing also
the sonnets, "The Lord of Life," page 16; "A timid grace," page 8; and
"We were two pretty babes," page 9. It was written, said Lamb, "on
revisiting a spot, where the scene was laid of my 1st sonnet"--"Was it
some sweet device," page 4. Lamb printed this sonnet twice--in 1797 and
1818.  Page 8. _A timid grace sits trembling in her eye._

This, the last of the four love sonnets (see note on page 310), seems to
be a survival of a discarded effort, for Lamb tells Coleridge, in the
letter referred to in the preceding note, that it "retains a few lines
from a sonnet of mine, which you once remarked had no 'body of thought'
in it." Lamb printed this sonnet twice--in 1797 and 1818.


Page 9. _If from my lips some angry accents fell,_

Lamb sent this sonnet, which is addressed to his sister, to Coleridge in
May, 1796. "The Sonnet I send you has small merit as poetry, but you
will be curious to read it when I tell you it was written in my
prison-house [an asylum] in one of my lucid Intervals." It is dated 1795
in Coleridge's _Poems_. Lamb printed the sonnet twice--in 1797 and 1818.


Page 9. _We were two pretty babes, the youngest she._

First printed in the _Monthly Magazine_, July, 1796. "The next and last
[wrote Lamb in the letter to Coleridge referred to in the notes on page
310] I value most of all. 'Twas composed close upon the heels of the
last ['A timid grace,' page 8], in that very wood I had in mind when I
wrote 'Methinks how dainty sweet' [page 5]." It is dated 1795 in
Coleridge's _Poems_. In the same letter Lamb adds:--"Since writing it, I
have found in a poem by Hamilton of Bangour [William Hamilton,
1704-1754, the Scotch poet, of Bangour, Linlithgowshire] these 2 lines
to happiness:--

      "Nun sober and devout, where art thou fled,
      To hide in shades thy meek contented head.

Lines eminently beautiful, but I do not remember having re'd 'em
previously, for the credit of my 10th and 11th lines. Parnell [Thomas
Parnell, 1679-1718] has 2 lines (which probably suggested the _above_)
to Contentment

      "Whither ah whither art Thou fled,
      To hide thy meek contented head.

"Cowley's exquisite Elegy on the death of his friend Harvey suggested
the phrase of 'we two'

      "Was there a tree [about] that did not know
      The love betwixt us two?--"

When Coleridge printed the sonnet in the pamphlet described on page 310,
he appended to the eleventh line the following note:--

Innocence, which, while we possess it, is playful as a babe, becomes
AWFUL when it has departed from us. This is the sentiment of the line
--a fine sentiment and nobly expressed.

Lamb printed this sonnet twice--in 1797 and 1818.


Page 9. _Childhood._

See note to "The Grandame," page 312. The "turf-clad slope" in line 4
was probably at Blakesware. It is difficult to re-create the scene, for
the new house stands a quarter of a mile west of the old one, the site
of which is hidden by grass and trees. Where once were gardens is now
meadow land.

Lamb printed this poem twice--in 1797 and 1818.


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Page 10. _The Sabbath Bells_.

Lamb printed this poem twice--in 1797 and 1818. Church bells seem always
to have had charms for him (see the reference in _John Woodvil_, page
197, and in Susan Yates' story in _Mrs. Leicester's School_ in Vol.
III.). See note to "The Grandame."


Page 10. _Fancy Employed on Divine Subjects._

In the letter of December 5, 1796, quoted below, Lamb remarks concerning
this poem: "I beg you to alter the words 'pain and want,' to 'pain and
grief' (line 10), this last being a more familiar and ear-satisfying
combination. Do it, I beg of you." But the alteration either was not
made, or was cancelled later. The reference in lines 6, 7 and 8 is to
Revelation xxii. 1, 2. See note to "The Grandame." Lamb printed this
poem twice--in 1797 and 1818.


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Page 11. _The Tomb of Douglas._

The play on which this poem was founded was the tragedy of "Douglas" by
John Home (1722-1808), produced in 1756. Young Norval, or Douglas, the
hero, after killing the false Glenalvon, is slain by his stepfather,
Lord Randolph, unknowing who he is. On hearing of Norval's death his
mother, Lady Randolph, throws herself from a precipice. In the letter to
Coleridge of December 5, 1796, quoted above, Lamb also copied out "The
Tomb of Douglas," prefixing these remarks:--"I would also wish to retain
the following if only to perpetuate the memory of so exquisite a
pleasure as I have often received at the performance of the tragedy of
Douglas, when Mrs. Siddons has been the Lady Randolph.... To understand
the following, if you are not acquainted with the play, you should know
that on the death of Douglas his mother threw herself down a rock; and
that at that time Scotland was busy in repelling the Danes."

Coleridge told Southey that Lamb during his derangement at the end of
1795 and beginning of 1796 believed himself at one time to be Young
Norval.

Lamb printed this poem, which differs curiously in character from all
his other poetical works, only once--in 1797.


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Page 12. _To Charles Lloyd._

Lamb copied these lines in a letter to Coleridge on January 18, 1797,
remarking:--"You have learned by this time, with surprise, no doubt,
that Lloyd is with me in town. The emotions I felt on his coming so
unlooked for are not ill expressed in what follows, and what if you do
not object to them as too personal, and to the world obscure, or
otherwise wanting in worth I should wish to make a part of our little
volume."

It must be remembered, in reading the poem, that Lamb was still in the
shadow of the tragedy in which he lost his mother, and, for a while, his
sister, and which had ruined his home. For other lines to Charles Lloyd
see page 21. This poem was printed by Lamb twice--in 1797 and 1818.


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Page 13. _A Vision of Repentance_.

Writing to Coleridge on June 13, 1797, Lamb says of this Spenserian
exercise:--"You speak slightingly. Surely the longer stanzas were pretty
tolerable; at least there was one good line in it [line 5]:

"Thick-shaded trees, with dark green leaf rich clad.

To adopt your own expression, I call this a 'rich' line, a fine full
line. And some others I thought even beautiful." Lamb printed the poem
twice--in 1797 and 1818.


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Page 16. POEMS WRITTEN IN THE YEARS 1795-1798, AND NOT REPRINTED BY LAMB.


Page 16. _Sonnet: The Lord of Life shakes off his drowsihed_.

The _Monthly Magazine_, December, 1797. Signed Charles Lamb.

Lamb sent the first draft of this sonnet to Coleridge in 1796, saying
that it was composed "during a walk down into Hertfordshire early in
last Summer." "The last line," he adds, "is a copy of Bowles's 'to the
green hamlet in the peaceful plain.' Your ears are not so very
fastidious--many people would not like words so prosaic and familiar in
a sonnet as Islington and Hertfordshire." We must take Lamb's word for
it; but the late W.J. Craig found for the last line a nearer parallel
than Bowles'. In William Vallans' "Tale of the Two Swannes" (1590),
which is quoted in Leland's Itinerary, Hearne's edition, is the phrase:
"The fruitful fields of pleasant Hertfordshire." Lamb quotes his own
line in the _Elia_ essay "My Relations."

This sonnet is perhaps the only occasion on which Lamb, even in play,
wrote anything against his beloved city.

It may be noted here that this was Lamb's last contribution to the
_Monthly Magazine_, which had printed in the preceding number, November,
1797, Coleridge's satirical sonnets, signed Nehemiah Higginbottom, in
which Lamb and Lloyd were ridiculed, and which had perhaps some bearing
on the coolness that for a while was to subsist between Coleridge and
Lamb (see _Charles Lamb and the Lloyds_, 1898, pages 44-47).


Page 16. _To the Poet Cowper_.

The _Monthly Magazine_, December, 1796. Signed C. Lamb.

Lamb wrote these lines certainly as early as July, 1796, for he sends
them to Coleridge on the 6th of that month, adding:--

"I fear you will not accord entirely with my sentiments of Cowper, as
_exprest_ above, (perhaps scarcely just), but the poor Gentleman has
just recovered from his Lunacies, and that begets pity, and pity love,
and love admiration, and then it goes hard with People but they lie!"

Lamb admired Cowper greatly in those days--particularly his "Crazy Kate"
("Task," Book I., 534-556). "I have been reading 'The Task' with fresh
delight," he says on December 5, 1796. "I am glad you love Cowper. I
could forgive a man for not enjoying Milton, but I would not call that
man my friend, who should be offended with the 'divine chit-chat of
Cowper.'" And again a little later, "I do so love him."


Page 17. _Lines addressed, from London, to Sara and S.T.C. at Bristol,
in the Summer of 1796._

_The Monthly Magazine,_ January, 1797. Signed Charles Lamb.

Lamb sent the lines in their original state to Coleridge in the letter
of July 5, 1796, immediately before the words "_Let us prose,_" at the
head of that document as it is now preserved.

"Another minstrel" was Coleridge. Chatterton was the mysterious youth of
line 16. Thomas Chatterton (1752-1770) was baptised at St. Mary
Redcliffe, Bristol; he was the nephew of the sexton; he brooded for many
hours a day in the church; he copied his antique writing from the
parchment in its muniment room; one of his later dreams was to be able
to build a new spire; and a cenotaph to his memory was erected by public
subscription in 1840 near the north-east angle of the churchyard.
Chatterton went to London on April 24, 1770, aged seventeen and a half,
and died there by his own hand on August 25 of the same year.

The poem originated in an invitation to Lamb from the Coleridges at
Bristol, which he hoped to be able to accept; but to his request for the
necessary holiday from the India House came refusal. Lamb went to Nether
Stowey, however, in the following summer and met Wordsworth there.

Lamb at one time wished these lines to be included among his poems in
the second edition of Coleridge's _Poems_, 1797. Writing on January 18,
1797, Lamb says: "I shall be sorry if that volume comes out, as it
necessarily must do, unless you print those very school boyish verses I
sent you on not getting leave to come down to Bristol last summer." At
the end of the letter he adds: "Yet I should feel ashamed that to you I
wrote nothing better. But they are too personal, almost trifling and
obscure withal."


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Page 18. _Sonnet to a Friend._

The _Monthly Magazine,_ October, 1797. Signed Charles Lamb.

Lamb sent this sonnet to Coleridge on January 2, 1797, remarking: "If
the fraternal sentiment conveyed in the following lines will atone for
the total want of any thing like merit or genius in it, I desire you
will print it next after my other Sonnet to my Sister." The other sonnet
was, "If from my lips some peevish accents fall," printed with
Coleridge's _Poems_ in 1797 (see page 9), concerning which book Lamb was
writing in the above letter. Coleridge apparently decided against the
present sonnet, for it was not printed in that book.

Writing to Coleridge again a week later concerning the present poem,
Lamb said:--

"I am aware of the unpoetical caste of the 6 last lines of my last
sonnet, and think myself unwarranted in smuggling so tame a thing into
the book; only the sentiments of those 6 lines are thoroughly congenial
to me in my state of mind, and I wish to accumulate perpetuating tokens
of my affection to poor Mary."

It has to be borne in mind that only three months had elapsed since the
death of Mrs. Lamb, and Mary was still in confinement.


Page 18. _To a Young Lady_. Signed C.L.

_Monthly Magazine_, March, 1797, afterwards copied into the _Poetical
Register_ for 1803, signed C.L. in both cases. We know these to be
Lamb's from a letter to Coleridge of December 5, 1796. The identity of
the young lady is not now known.


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Page 19. _Living without God in the World._

The _Annual Anthology,_ Vol. I., 1799.

Vol. I. of the _Annual Anthology_, edited by Southey for Joseph Cottle,
was issued in September, 1799; and that was, I believe, this poem's
first appearance as a whole. Early in 1799, however, Charles Lloyd had
issued a pamphlet entitled _Lines suggested by the Fast appointed on
Wednesday, February 27, 1799_ (Birmingham, 1799), in which, in a note,
he quotes a passage from Lamb's poem, beginning, "some braver spirits"
(line 23), and ending, "prey on carcasses" (line 36), with the prefatory
remark: "I am happy in the opportunity afforded me of introducing the
following striking extract from some lines, intended as a satire on the
Godwinian jargon."

Writing to Southey concerning this poem, Lamb says:-"I can have no
objection to you printing 'Mystery of God' [afterwards called 'Living
without God in the World'] with my name, and all due acknowledgments for
the honour and favour of the communication: indeed, 'tis a poem that can
dishonour no name. Now, that is in the true strain of modern modesto
vanitas."


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Page 21. _BLANK VERSE_, BY CHARLES LLOYD AND CHARLES LAMB, 1798.

Charles Lloyd left Coleridge early in 1797, and was in the winter
1797-1798 living in London, sharing lodgings with James White (Lamb's
friend and the author of _Original Letters, etc., of Sir John Falstaff_,
1796). It was then that the joint production of this volume was entered
upon. Of the seven poems contributed by Lamb only "The Old Familiar
Faces" (shorn of one stanza) and the lines "Composed at Midnight" were
reprinted by him: on account, it may be assumed, of his wish not to
revive in his sister, who would naturally read all that he published,
any painful recollections. Not that she refused in after years to speak
of her mother, but Lamb was, I think, sensitive for her and for himself
and the family too. As a matter of fact the circumstances of Mrs. Lamb's
death were known only to a very few of the Lambs' friends until after
Charles' death. It must be remembered that when _Blank Verse_ was
originally published, in 1798, Mary Lamb was still living apart, nor was
it known that she, would ever be herself again.

It was this little volume which gave Gillray an opportunity for
introducing Lamb and Lloyd into his cartoon "The New Morality,"
published in the first number of _The Anti-Jacobin Review and Magazine_
(which succeeded Canning's _Anti-Jacobin_), August 1, 1798. Canning's
lines, "The New Morality," had been published in _The Anti-Jacobin_ on
July 9, 1798, containing the couplets:--

      And ye five other wandering Bards that move
      In sweet accord of harmony and love,
      C----dge and S--th--y, L----d, and L----be and Co.,
      Tune all your mystic harps to praise Lepaux!

In the picture Gillray introduced "Coleridge" as a donkey offering a
volume of "Dactylics," and Southey as another donkey, flourishing a
volume of "Saphics." Behind them, seated side by side, poring over a
manuscript entitled "Blank Verse, by Toad and Frog," are a toad and frog
which the Key states to be Lloyd and Lamb. It was in reference to this
picture that Godwin, on first meeting Lamb, asked him, "Pray, Mr. Lamb,
are you toad or frog?"


Page 21. _To Charles Lloyd._

_The Monthly Magazine_, October, 1797. Signed.

Lamb sent these lines to Coleridge in September, 1797, remarking: "The
following I wrote when I had returned from Charles Lloyd, leaving him
behind at Burton, with Southey. To understand some of it you must
remember that at that time he was very much perplexed in mind." Lloyd
throughout his life was given to religious speculations which now and
then disturbed his mind to an alarming extent, affecting him not unlike
the gloomy forebodings and fears that beset Cowper. On this particular
occasion he was in difficulty also as to his engagement with Sophia
Pemberton, with whom he was meditating elopement and a Scotch marriage.


Page 21. _Written on the Day of my Aunt's Funeral._

"This afternoon," Lamb wrote to Coleridge on February 13, 1797, "I
attend the funeral of my poor old aunt, who died on Thursday. I own I am
thankful that the good creature has ended all her days of suffering and
infirmity. She was to me the 'cherisher of infancy.' ..." Lamb's Aunt
Hetty was his father's sister. Her real name was Sarah Lamb. All that we
know of her is found in this poem, in the _Letters_, in the passages in
"Christ's Hospital Five and Thirty Years Ago," and "My Relations;" in
the story of "The Witch Aunt," in _Mrs. Leicester's School_, and in a
reference in one of Mary Lamb's letters to Sarah Stoddart, where,
writing of her aunt and her mother,--"the best creatures in the
world,"--she speaks of Miss Lamb as being "as unlike a gentlewoman as
you can possibly imagine a good old woman to be;" contrasting her with
Mrs. Lamb, "a perfect gentlewoman." The description in "The Witch Aunt"
bears out Mary Lamb's letter.

After the tragedy of September, 1796, Aunt Hetty was taken into the
house of a rich relative. This lady, however, seems to have been of too
selfish and jealous a disposition (see Lamb's letter to Coleridge,
December 9, 1796) to exert any real effort to make her guest comfortable
or happy. Hence Aunt Hetty returned to her nephew.

"My poor old aunt [Lamb wrote to Coleridge on January 5, 1797], whom you
have seen, the kindest, goodest creature to me when I was at school; who
used to toddle there to bring me fag [food], when I, school-boy like,
only despised her for it, and used to be ashamed to see her come and sit
herself down on the old coal-hole steps as you went into the old
grammar-school, opend her apron, and bring out her bason with some nice
thing she had caused to be saved for me--the good old creature is now
lying on her death bed.... She says, poor thing, she is glad to come
home to die with me. I was always her favourite."

Line 24. _One parent yet is left_. John Lamb, who is described as he was
in his prime, as Lovel, in the _Elia_ essay on _"The Old Benchers of the
Inner Temple,"_ died in 1799.

Line 27. _A semblance most forlorn of what he was_. Lamb uses this line
as a quotation, slightly altered, in his account of Lovel.


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Page 22. _Written a Year after the Events_.

Lamb sent this poem to Coleridge in September, 1797, entitling it
"Written a Twelvemonth after the Events," and adding, "Friday next,
Coleridge, is the day on which my Mother died." Mrs. Lamb's death, at
the hands of her daughter in a moment of frenzy, occurred on September
22, 1796. Lamb added that he wrote the poem at the office with "unusual
celerity." "I expect you to like it better than anything of mine; Lloyd
does, and I do myself." The version sent to Coleridge differs only in
minor and unimportant points from that in _Blank Verse_.

The second paragraph of the poem is very similar to a passage which Lamb
had written in a letter to Coleridge on November 14, 1796:--

"Oh, my friend! I think sometimes, could I recall the days that are
past, which among them should I choose? not those 'merrier days,' not
the 'pleasant days of hope,' not 'those wanderings with a fair-hair'd
maid,' which I have so often and so feelingly regretted, but the days,
Coleridge, of a _mother's_ fondness for her _school-boy_. What would I
give to call her back to earth for _one_ day!--on my knees to ask her
pardon for all those little asperities of temper which, from time to
time, have given her gentle spirit pain!--and the day, my friend, I
trust, will come. There will be 'time enough' for kind offices of love,
if 'Heaven's eternal year' be ours. Here-after, her meek spirit shall
not reproach me."

In the last paragraph of the poem is a hint of "The Old Familiar Faces,"
that was to follow it in the course of a few months.

Lines 52, 53. _And one, above the rest_. Probably Coleridge is meant.


Page 24. _Written soon after the Preceding Poem_.

The poem is addressed to Lamb's mother. Lamb seems to have sent a copy
to Southey, although the letter containing it has not been perserved,
for we find Southey passing it on to his friend C.W.W. Wynn on November
29, 1797, with a commendation: "I know that our tastes differ much in
poetry, and yet I think you must like these lines by Charles Lamb."

The following passage in Rosamund Gray, which Lamb was writing at this
time, is curiously like these poems in tone. It occurs in one of the
letters from Elinor Clare to her friend--letters in which Lamb seems to
describe sometimes his own feelings, and sometimes those of his sister,
on their great sorrow:--

"Maria! shall not the meeting of blessed spirits, think you, be
something like this?--I think, I could even now behold my mother without
dread--I would ask pardon of her for all my past omissions of duty, for
all the little asperities in my temper, which have so often grieved her
gentle spirit when living. Maria! I think she would not turn away from
me.

"Oftentimes a feeling, more vivid than memory, brings her before me--I
see her sit in her old elbow chair--her arms folded upon her lap--a tear
upon her cheek, that seems to upbraid her unkind daughter for some
inattention--I wipe it away and kiss her honored lips.

"Maria! when I have been fancying all this, Allan will come in, with his
poor eyes red with weeping, and taking me by the hand, destroy the
vision in a moment.

"I am prating to you, my sweet cousin, but it is the prattle of the
heart, which Maria loves. Besides, whom have I to talk to of these
things but you--you have been my counsellor in times past, my companion,
and sweet familiar friend. Bear with me a little--I mourn the
'cherishers of my infancy.'"


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Page 25. _Written on Christmas Day, 1797_.

Mary Lamb, to whom these lines were addressed, after seeming to be on
the road to perfect recovery, had suddenly had a relapse necessitating a
return to confinement from the lodging in which her brother had placed
her.


Page 25. _The Old Familiar Faces_.

This, the best known of all Lamb's poems, was written in January, 1798,
following, it is suggested, upon a fit of resentment against Charles
Lloyd. Writing to Coleridge in that month Lamb tells of that little
difference, adding, "but he has forgiven me." Mr. J.A. Rutter, who,
through Canon Ainger, enunciated this theory, thinks that Lloyd may be
the "friend" of the fourth stanza, and Coleridge the "friend" of the
sixth. The old--but untenable--supposition was that it was Coleridge
whom Lamb had left abruptly. On the other hand it might possibly have
been James White, especially as he was of a resolutely high-spirited
disposition.

In its 1798 form the poem began with this stanza:--

      Where are they gone, the old familiar faces?
      I had a mother, but she died, and left me,
      Died prematurely in a day of horrors--
      All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

And the last stanza began with the word "For," and italicised the words

_And some are taken from me_.

I am inclined to think from this italicisation that it was Mary Lamb's
new seizure that was the real impulse of the poem.

The poem was dated January, 1798. Lamb printed it twice--in 1798 and
1818.


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Page 26. _Composed at Midnight_.

On the appearance of Lamb's _Works_, 1818, Leigh Hunt printed in _The
Examiner_ (February 7 and 8, 1819) the passage beginning with line 32,
entitling it "A HINT to the GREATER CRIMINALS who are so fond of
declaiming against the crimes of the poor and uneducated, and in favour
of the torments of prisons and prison-ships in this world, and worse in
the next. Such a one, says the poet,

            'on his couch
       Lolling, &c.'"


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Page 28. POEMS AT THE END OF JOHN WOODVIL, 1802.

The volume containing _John Woodvil_, 1802, which is placed in the
present edition among Lamb's plays, on page 149, included also the
"Fragments of Burton" (see Vol. I.) and two lyrics.


Page 28. _Helen_.

Lamb sent this poem to Coleridge on August 26, 1800, remarking:--"How do
you like this little epigram? It is not my writing, nor had I any finger
in it. If you concur with me in thinking it very elegant and very
original, I shall be tempted to name the author to you. I will just hint
that it is almost or quite a first attempt."

The author was, of course, Mary Lamb. In his _Elia_ essay "Blakesmoor in
H----shire" in the _London Magazine_, September, 1824, Lamb quoted the
poem, stating that "Bridget took the hint" of her "pretty whimsical
lines" from a portrait of one of the Plumers' ancestors. The portrait
was the cool pastoral beauty with a lamb, and it was partly to make fun
of her brother's passion for the picture that Mary wrote the lines.

The poem was reprinted in the _Works_, 1818.


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Page 29. _Ballad from the German_.

This poem was written for Coleridge's translation of "The Piccolimini,"
the first part of Schiller's "Wallenstein," in 1800--Coleridge supplying
a prose paraphrase (for Lamb knew no German) for the purpose. The
original is Thekla's song in Act II., Scene 6:--

      Der Eichwald brauset, die Wolken ziehn,
      Das Mägdlein wandelt an Ufers Grün,
      Es bricht sich die Welle mit Macht, mit Macht,
      Und sie singt hinaus in die finstre Nacht,
        Das Auge von Weinen getrübet.
      Das Herz ist gestorben, die Welt ist leer,
      Und welter giebt sie dem Wunsche nichts mehr.
      Du Heilige, rufe dein Kind zurück,
      Ich habe genossen das irdische Glück,
        Ich habe gelebt und geliebet.

Coleridge's own translation of Thekla's song, which was printed alone in
later editions of the play, ran thus:--

      The cloud doth gather, the greenwood roar,
      The damsel paces along the shore;
      The billows they tumble with might, with might;
      And she flings out her voice to the darksome night;
        Her bosom is swelling with sorrow;
      The world it is empty, the heart will die,
      There's nothing to wish for beneath the sky:
      Thou Holy One, call thy child away!
      I've lived and loved, and that was to-day--
        Make ready my grave-clothes to-morrow.

Barry Cornwall, in his memoir of Lamb, says: "Lamb used to boast that he
supplied one line to his friend in the fourth scene [Act IV., Scene i]
of that tragedy, where the description of the Pagan deities occurs. In
speaking of Saturn, he is figured as 'an old man melancholy.' 'That was
my line,' Lamb would say, exultingly." The line did not reach print in
this form.

Lamb printed his translation twice--in 1802 and 1818.


Page 29. _Hypochondriacus_.


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Page 30. _A Ballad Noting the Difference of Rich and Poor_.

These two poems formed, in the _John Woodvil_ volume, 1802, portions of
the "Fragments of Burton," which will be found in Vol. I. Lamb
afterwards took out these poems and printed them separately in the
Works, 1818, in the form here given. Originally "Hypochondriacus" formed
Extract III. of the "Fragments," under the title "A Conceipt of
Diabolical Possession." The body of the verses differed very slightly
from the present state; but at the end the prayer ran: "_Jesu Mariae!
libera nos ab his tentationibus, oral, implorat, R.B. Peccator_"--R.B.
standing for Robert Burton, the anatomist of melancholy, the professed
author of the poem.

"The Old and Young Courtier" may be found in the _Percy Reliques_. Lamb
copied it into one of his Commonplace Books.


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Page 32. THE _WORKS_ OF CHARLES LAMB, 1818.

This book, in two volumes, was published by C. & J. Ollier in 1818: the
first volume containing the dedication to Coleridge that is here printed
on page 1, all of Lamb's poetry that he then wished to preserve, "John
Woodvil," "The Witch," the "Fragments of Burton," "Rosamund Gray" and
"Recollections of Christ's Hospital;" the second volume, dedicated to
Martin Charles Burney in the sonnet on page 45, containing criticisms,
essays and "Mr. H."

The scheme of the present volume makes it impossible to keep together
the poetical portion of Lamb's _Works_. In order, however, to present
clearly to the reader Lamb's mature selection, in 1818, of the poetry by
which he wished to be known, I have indicated the position in his
_Works_ of those poems that have already been printed on earlier pages.


Page 32. _Hester_.

Lamb sent this poem to Manning in March, 1803--"I send you some verses I
have made on the death of a young Quaker you may have heard me speak of
as being in love with for some years while I lived at Pentonville,
though I had never spoken to her in my life. She died about a month
since."

Hester Savory was the daughter of Joseph Savory, a goldsmith in the
Strand. She was born in 1777 and was thus by two years Lamb's junior.
She married, in July, 1802, Charles Stoke Dudley, a merchant, and she
died in February of the following year, and was buried at Bunhill
Fields. Lamb was living in Pentonville from the end of 1796 until 1799.


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Page 33. _Dialogue between a Mother and Child._ By Mary Lamb.

Charles Lamb, writing to Dorothy Wordsworth on June 2, 1804, says: "I
send you two little copies of verses by Mary L--b." Then follow this
"Dialogue" and the "Lady Blanch" verses on page 41. Lamb adds at the
end: "I wish they may please you: we in these parts are not a little
proud of them."


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Page 34. _A Farewell to Tobacco._

First printed in _The Reflector_, No. IV., 1811.

Lamb had begun to think poetically of tobacco as early as 1803. Writing
to Coleridge in April 13 of that year, he says:--"What do you think of
smoking? I want your sober, _average, noon opinion_ of it. I generally
am eating my dinner about the time I should determine it. Morning is a
girl, and can't smoke--she's no evidence one way or the other; and Night
is so [? evidently] _bought over_, that he can't be a very upright
judge. May be the truth is, that _one_ pipe is wholesome; _two_ pipes
toothsome; _three_ pipes noisome; _four_ pipes fulsome; _five_ pipes
quarrelsome; and that's the _sum_ on't. But that is deciding rather upon
rhyme than reason."

Writing to William and Dorothy Wordsworth on September 28, 1805, Lamb
remarked regarding his literary plans:--"Sometimes I think of a
farce--but hitherto all schemes have gone off,--an idle brag or two of
an evening vaporing out of a pipe, and going off in the morning--but now
I have bid farewell to my 'Sweet Enemy' Tobacco, as you will see in my
next page, I perhaps shall set soberly to work. Hang work!"

On the next page Lamb copied the "Farewell to Tobacco," adding:--"I wish
you may think this a handsome farewell to my 'Friendly Traitress.'
Tobacco has been my evening comfort and my morning curse for these five
years: and you know how difficult it is from refraining to pick one's
lips even when it has become a habit. This Poem is the only one which I
have finished since so long as when I wrote 'Hester Savory' [in March,
1803].... The 'Tobacco,' being a little in the way of Withers (whom
Southey so much likes), perhaps you will somehow convey it to him with
my kind remembrances."

Mr. Bertram Dobell has a MS. copy of the poem, in Lamb's hand, inscribed
thus: "To his _quondam_ Brethren of the Pipe, Capt. B[urney], and J[ohn]
R[ickman], Esq., the Author dedicates this his last Farewell to
Tobacco." At the end is a rude drawing of a pipe broken--"My Emblem."

It is perhaps hardly needful to say that Lamb's farewell was not final.
He did not give up smoking for many years. When asked (Talfourd's
version of the story says by Dr. Parr) how he was able to emit such
volumes of smoke, he replied, "I toiled after it, sir, as some men toil
after virtue;" and Macready records having heard Lamb express the wish
to draw his last breath through a pipe and exhale it in a pun. Talfourd
says that in late life Lamb ceased to smoke except very occasionally.
But the late Mrs. Coe, who knew Lamb at Widford when she was a child,
told me that she remembered Lamb's black pipe and his devotion to it,
about 1830.

In his character sketch of the late Elia (see Vol. II.), written in
1822, Lamb describes the effect of tobacco upon himself. "He took it, he
would say, as a solvent of speech. Marry--as the friendly vapour
ascended, how his prattle would curl up sometimes with it! the
ligaments, which tongue-tied him, were loosened, and the stammerer
proceeded a statist!"


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Page 38. _To T.L.H_.

First printed in _The Examiner_, January 1, 1815.

The lines are to Thornton Leigh Hunt, Leigh Hunt's little boy, who was
born in 1810, and, during his father's imprisonment for a libel on the
Regent from February, 1813, to February, 1815, was much in the Surrey
gaol. Lamb, who was among Hunt's constant visitors, probably first saw
him there. Lamb mentions him again in his _Elia_ essay "Witches and
other Night Fears." See also note to the "Letter to Southey," Vol. I.
Thornton Leigh Hunt became a journalist, and held an important post on
the _Daily Telegraph_. He died in 1873.

When printed in Leigh Hunt's _Examiner_, signed C.L., the poem had
these prefatory words by the editor:--

  The following piece perhaps we had some personal reasons for not
  admitting, but we found more for the contrary; and could not resist
  the pleasure of contemplating together the author and the object of his
  address,--to one of whom the Editor is owing for some of the lightest
  hours of his captivity, and to the other for a main part of its continual
  solace.


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Page 41. _Lines Suggested by a Picture of Two Females by Lionardo da
Vinci_. By Mary Lamb.

This was the "Lady Blanch" poem which Lamb sent to Dorothy Wordsworth in
the letter of June 2, 1804 (see page 325). There it was entitled
"Suggested by a Print of 2 Females, after Lionardo da Vinci, called
Prudence and Beauty, which hangs up in our room." The usual title is
"Modesty and Vanity."


Page 41. _Lines on the Same Picture being Removed to make Place for a
Portrait of a Lady by Titian_. By Mary Lamb.

Writing to Dorothy Wordsworth on June 14, 1805, Lamb says: "You had her
[Mary's] Lines about the 'Lady Blanch.' You have not had some which she
wrote upon a copy of a girl from Titian, which I had hung up where that
print of Blanch and the Abbess (as she beautifully interpreted two
female figures from L. da Vinci) had hung, in our room. 'Tis light and
pretty."


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Page 42. _Lines on the Celebrated Picture by Lionardo da Vinci, called
The Virgin of the Rocks_.

This was the picture, one version of which hangs in the National
Gallery, that was known to Lamb's friends as his "Beauty," and which led
to the Scotchman's mistake in the _Elia_ essay "Imperfect Sympathies."


Page 42. _On the Same_. By Mary Lamb.

In the letter to Dorothy Wordsworth of June 14, 1805, quoted just above,
Lamb says: "I cannot resist transcribing three or four Lines which poor
Mary [she was at this time away from home in one of her enforced
absences] made upon a Picture (a Holy Family) which we saw at an Auction
only one week before she left home.... They are sweet Lines, and upon a
sweet Picture."

Mary Lamb wrote little verse besides the _Poetry for Children_ (see
Vol. III. of this edition). To the pieces that are printed in the
present volume I would add the lines suggested by the death of Captain
John Wordsworth, the poet's brother, in the foundering of the
_Abergavenny_ in February, 1805, when Coleridge was in Malta, which were
sent by Mary Lamb to Dorothy Wordsworth, May 7, 1805:--

      Why is he wandering on the sea?
      Coleridge should now with Wordsworth be.
      By slow degrees he'd steal away
      Their woe, and gently bring a ray
      (So happily he'd time relief)
      Of comfort from their very grief.
      He'd tell them that their brother dead,
      When years have passed o'er their head,
      Will be remember'd with such holy,
      True, and perfect melancholy,
      That ever this lost brother John
      Will be their hearts' companion.
      His voice they'll always hear, his face they'll always see;
      There's nought in life so sweet as such a memory.


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SONNETS


Page 43. _To Miss Kelly_.

Frances Maria Kelly (1790-1882)--or Fanny Kelly, as she was usually
called--was Lamb's favourite actress of his middle and later life and a
personal friend of himself and his sister: so close that Lamb proposed
marriage to her. See Lamb's criticisms of Miss Kelly's acting in Vol.
I., and notes. Another sonnet addressed by Lamb to Miss Kelly will be
found on page 59 of the present volume.


Page 43. _On the Sight of Swans in Kensington Garden_. This is, I think,
Lamb's only poem the inspiration of which was drawn from nature.


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Page 44. _The Family Name_.

John Lamb, Charles's father, came from Lincoln. A recollection of his
boyhood there is given in the _Elia_ essay "Poor Relations." The
"stream" seems completely to have ended with Charles Lamb and his sister
Mary: at least, research has yielded no descendants.

Crabb Robinson visited Goethe in the summer of 1829. The _Diary_ has
this entry: "I inquired whether he knew the name of Lamb. 'Oh, yes! Did
he not write a pretty sonnet on his own name?' Charles Lamb, though he
always affected contempt for Goethe, yet was manifestly pleased that his
name was known to him."

In the little memoir of Lamb prefixed by M. Amédée Pichot to a French
edition of the _Tales from Shakespeare_ in 1842 the following
translation of this sonnet is given:--

                   MON NOM DE FAMILLE

      Dis-moi, d'où nous viens-tu, nom pacifique et doux,
      Nom transmis sans reproche?... A qui te devons-nous,
      Nom qui meurs avec moi? mon glason de poëte
      A l'aïeul de mon père obscurément s'arrête.
      --Peut-être nous viens-tu d'un timide pasteur,
      Doux comme ses agneaux, raillé pour sa douceur.
      Mais peut-être qu'aussi, moins commune origine,
      Nous viens-tu d'un héros, d'un pieux paladin,
      Qui croyant honorer ainsi l'Agneau divin,
      Te prit en revenant des champs de Palestine.
      Mais qu'importe après tout ... qu'il soit illustre ou non,
      Je ne ferai jamais une tache à ce nom.


Page 44. _To John Lamb, Esq._

John Lamb, Charles's brother, was born in 1763 and was thus by twelve
years his senior. At the time this poem appeared, in 1818, he was
accountant of the South-Sea House. He died on October 26, 1821 (see the
_Elia_ essays "My Relations" and "Dream Children").


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Page 45. _To Martin Charles Burney, Esq._

Lamb prefixed this sonnet to Vol. II. of his _Works_, 1818. In Vol. I.
he had placed the dedication to Coleridge which we have already seen.
Martin Charles Burney was the son of Rear-Admiral James Burney, Lamb's
old friend, and nephew of Madame d'Arblay. He was a barrister by
profession; dabbled a little in authorship; was very quaint in some of
his ways and given to curiously intense and sudden enthusiasms; and was
devoted to Mary Lamb and her brother. When these two were at work on
their _Tales from Shakespear_ Martin Burney would sit with them and
attempt to write for children too. Lamb's letter of May 24, 1830, to
Sarah Hazlitt has some amusing stories of his friend, at whom (like
George Dyer) he could laugh as well as love. Lamb speaks of him on one
occasion as on the top round of his ladder of friendship. Writing to
Sarah Hazlitt, Lamb says:--"Martin Burney is as good, and as odd as
ever. We had a dispute about the word 'heir,' which I contended was
pronounced like 'air'; he said that might be in common parlance; or that
we might so use it, speaking of the 'Heir at Law,' a comedy; but that in
the law courts it was necessary to give it a full aspiration, and to say
_hayer_; he thought it might even vitiate a cause, if a counsel
pronounced it otherwise. In conclusion, he 'would consult Serjeant
Wilde,' who gave it against him. Sometimes he falleth into the water;
sometimes into the fire. He came down here, and insisted on reading
Virgil's 'Eneid' all through with me (which he did), because a Counsel
must know Latin. Another time he read out all the Gospel of St. John,
because Biblical quotations are very emphatic in a Court of Justice. A
third time, he would carve a fowl, which he did very ill-favouredly,
because 'we did not know how indispensable it was for a barrister to do
all those sort of things well? Those little things were of more
consequence than we supposed.' So he goes on, harassing about the way to
prosperity, and losing it. With a long head, but somewhat a wrong
one----harum-scarum. Why does not his guardian angel look to him? He
deserves one: may be, he has tired him out."

Martin Burney, of whom another glimpse is caught in the _Elia_ essay
"Detached Thoughts on Books and Reading," died in 1860. At Mary Lamb's
funeral he was inconsolable.


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Page 46. CHARLES LAMB'S _ALBUM VERSES_, 1830.

The publication of this volume, in 1830, was due more to Lamb's kindness
of heart than to any desire to come before the world again as a poet.
But Edward Moxon, Lamb's young friend, was just starting his publishing
business, with Samuel Rogers as a financial patron; and Lamb, who had
long been his chief literary adviser, could not well refuse the request
to help him with a new book. _Album Verses_ became thus the first of the
many notable books of poetry which Moxon was to issue between 1830 and
1858, the year of his death. Among them Tennyson's _Poems_, 1833 and
1842; _The Princess_, 1847; _In Memoriam_, 1850; _Maud_, 1855; and
Browning's _Sordello_, 1840, and _Bells and Pomegranates_, 1843-1846.

The dedication of _Album Verses_ tells the story of its being:--

"DEDICATION

"TO THE PUBLISHER

"DEAR MOXON,

"I do not know to whom a Dedication of these Trifles is more properly
due than to yourself. You suggested the printing of them. You were
desirous of exhibiting a specimen of the _manner_ in which Publications,
entrusted to your future care, would appear. With more propriety,
perhaps, the 'Christmas,' or some other of your own simple, unpretending
Compositions, might have served this purpose. But I forget--you have bid
a long adieu to the Muses. I had on my hands sundry Copies of Verses
written for _Albums_--

      "Those Books kept by modern young Ladies for show,
      Of which their plain grandmothers nothing did know--

"or otherwise floating about in Periodicals; which you have chosen in
this manner to embody. I feel little interest in their publication. They
are simply--_Advertisement Verses_.

"It is not for me, nor you, to allude in public to the kindness of our
honoured Friend, under whose auspices you are become a Bookseller. May
that fine-minded Veteran in Verse enjoy life long enough to see his
patronage justified! I venture to predict that your habits of industry,
and your cheerful spirit, will carry you through the world.

"I am, Dear Moxon,

"Your Friend and sincere Well-wisher, CHARLES LAMB.

"ENFIELD, _1st June, 1830_."

The reference to "Christmas" is to Moxon's poem of that name, published
in 1829, and dedicated to Lamb.--The couplet concerning Albums is from
one of Lamb's own pieces (see page 104).--The Veteran in Verse was
Samuel Rogers, who, then sixty-seven, lived yet another twenty-five
years. Moxon published the superb editions of his _Italy_ and his
_Poems_ illustrated by Turner and Stothard.

Lamb's motives in issuing _Album Verses_ were cruelly misunderstood by
the _Literary Gazette_ (edited by William Jerdan). In the number for
July 10, 1830, was printed a contemptuous review beginning with this
passage:--

  If any thing could prevent our laughing at the present collection of
  absurdities, it would be a lamentable conviction of the blinding and
  engrossing nature of vanity. We could forgive the folly of the original
  composition, but cannot but marvel at the egotism which has preserved,
  and the conceit which has published.

Lamb himself probably was not much disturbed by Jerdan's venom, but
Southey took it much to heart, and a few weeks later sent to _The Times_
(of August 6, 1830) the following lines in praise of his friend:--

                   TO CHARLES LAMB

      On the Reviewal of his _Album Verses_ in the _Literary Gazette_.

      Charles Lamb, to those who know thee justly dear,
      For rarest genius, and for sterling worth,
      Unchanging friendship, warmth of heart sincere,
      And wit that never gave an ill thought birth,
      Nor ever in its sport infix'd a sting;
      To us who have admired and loved thee long,
      It is a proud as well as pleasant thing
      To hear thy good report, now borne along
      Upon the honest breath of public praise:
      We know that with the elder sons of song,
      In honouring whom thou hast delighted still,
      Thy name shall keep its course to after days.
      The empty pertness, and the vulgar wrong,
      The flippant folly, the malicious will,
      Which have assailed thee, now, or heretofore,
      Find, soon or late, their proper meed of shame;
      The more thy triumph, and our pride the more,
      When witling critics to the world proclaim,
      In lead, their own dolt incapacity.
      Matter it is of mirthful memory
      To think, when thou wert early in the field,
      How doughtily small Jeffrey ran at thee
      A-tilt, and broke a bulrush on thy shield.
      And now, a veteran in the lists of fame,
      I ween, old Friend! thou art not worse bested
      When with a maudlin eye and drunken aim,
      Dulness hath thrown a _jerdan_ at thy head.

                                            SOUTHEY.

This was, I think, Southey's first public utterance concerning Lamb
since Lamb's famous open letter to him of October, 1823 (see Vol. I.).

Lamb wrote to Bernard Barton in the same month: "How noble ... in R.S.
to come forward for an old friend who had treated him so unworthily,"
For the critics, Lamb said in the same letter, he did not care the "five
hundred thousandth part of a half-farthing;" and we can believe him. On
page 123 will be found, however, an epigram on the _Literary Gazette_.


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ALBUM VERSES


Page 46. _In the Album of a Clergyman's Lady._

This lady was probably Mrs. Williams, of Fornham, in Suffolk, in whose
house Lamb's adopted daughter, Emma Isola, lived as a governess in
1829-1830. The epitaph on page 65 and the acrostic on page 107 were
written for the same lady.


Page 46. _In the Autograph Book of Mrs. Sergeant W----._

Mrs. Sergeant Wilde, _née_ Wileman, was the first wife of Thomas Wilde,
afterwards Lord Truro (1782-1855), for whose election at Newark in 1831
Lamb is said to have written facetious verses (see my large edition).
The Wildes were Lamb's neighbours at Enfield.


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Page 47. _In the Album of Lucy Barton._

These lines were sent by Lamb to Lucy Barton's father, Bernard Barton,
the Quaker poet, in the letter of September 30, 1824. Lucy Barton, who
afterwards became the wife of Edward FitzGerald, the translator of Omar
Khayyam, lived until November 27, 1898. She retained her faculties
almost to the end, and in 1892 kindly wrote out for me her memory of a
visit paid with her father to the Lambs at Colebrook Row about 1825--a
little reminiscence first printed in _Bernard Barton and His Friends,_
1893.


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Page 48. _In the Album of Miss----._

This poem was first printed in _Blackwood's Magazine_, May, 1829,
entitled "For a Young Lady's Album." The identity of the young lady is
not now discoverable: probably a school friend of Emma Isola's.


Page 48. _In the Album of a very young Lady._

Josepha was a daughter of Mrs. Williams, of Fornham.


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Page 49. _In the Album of a French Teacher._

First printed in _Blackwood's Magazine,_ June, 1829, entitled "For the
Album of: Miss----, French Teacher at Mrs. Gisborn's School, Enfield."
Page 49. _In the Album of Miss Daubeny._

Miss Daubeny was a schoolfellow of Emma Isola's, at Dulwich.


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Page 50. _In the Album of Mrs. Jane Towers._

Charles Clarke--in line 7--was Charles Cowden Clarke (1787-1877), a
friend of the Lambs not only for his own sake, but for that of his wife,
Mary Victoria Novello, whom he married in 1828 and who died as recently
as 1898. Their _Recollections of Writers,_ 1878, have many interesting
reminiscences of Charles and Mary Lamb. Writing to Cowden Clarke on
February 25, 1828, Lamb says:--"I had a pleasant letter from your
sister, greatly over acknowledging my poor sonnet.... Alas for
sonnetting,'tis as the nerves are; all the summer I was dawdling among
green lanes, and verses came as thick as fancies. I am sunk winterly
below prose and zero."

Mrs. Towers lived at Standerwick, in Somersetshire, and was fairly well
known in her day as a writer of books for children, _The Children's
Fireside,_ etc.


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Page 50. _In my own Album._

This poem was first printed in _The Bijou,_ 1828, edited by William
Fraser, under the title "Verses for an Album."


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MISCELLANEOUS


Page 51. _Angel Help._

This poem was first printed in the _New Monthly Magazine,_ 1827, with
trifling differences, and the addition, at the end, of this couplet:--

      Virtuous Poor Ones, sleep, sleep on,
      And, waking, find your labours done.

I am afraid that the "Nonsense Verses" on page 123 represent an attempt
to make fun of this beautiful poem.

Aders' house in Euston Square was hung with engravings principally of
the German school (see the poem on page 94 addressed to him).


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Page 52. _The Christening._

These lines were first printed in _Blackwood's Magazine,_ May, 1829.


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Page 53. _On an Infant Dying as soon as Born._

This poem was first printed in _The Gem,_ 1829. _The Gem_ was then
edited by Thomas Hood, whose child--his firstborn--it was thatinspired
the poem. Lamb sent the verses to Hood in May, 1827.

This is, I think, in many ways Lamb's most remarkable poem.

Hood's own poem on the same event, printed in _Memorials of Thomas
Hood_, by his daughter, 1860, has some of the grace and tenderness of
the Greek Anthology:--

      Little eyes that scarce did see,
        Little lips that never smiled;
        Alas! my little dear dead child,
      Death is thy father, and not me,
      I but embraced thee, soon as he!


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Page 55. _To Bernard Barton._

These lines were sent to Barton in 1827, together with the picture. On
June 11, Lamb wrote again:--

"DEAR B.B.,

"One word more of the picture verses, and that for good and all; pray,
with a neat pen alter one line--

      "His learning seems to lay small stress on--

"to

      "His learning lays no mighty stress on,

"to avoid the unseemly recurrence (ungrammatical also) of 'seems' in the
next line, besides the nonsense of 'but' there, as it now stands. And I
request you, as a personal favor to me, to erase the last line of all,
which I should never have written from myself. The fact is, it was a
silly joke of Hood's, who gave me the frame, (you judg'd rightly it was
not its own,) with the remark that you would like it because it was
b-----d b-----d [the last line in question was 'And broad brimmed, as
the owner's calling'] and I lugg'd it in: but I shall be quite hurt if
it stands, because tho' you and yours have too good sense to object to
it, I would not have a sentence of mine seen that to any foolish ear
might sound unrespectful to thee. Let it end at 'appalling.'"

Line 1. _Woodbridge_. Barton lived at Woodbridge, in Suffolk, where he
was a clerk in the old Quaker bank of Dykes & Alexander.

Line 15. _Ann Knight_. Ann Knight was a Quaker lady, also resident at
Woodbridge, who kept a small school there, and who had visited the Lambs
in London and greatly charmed them.

Line 16. _Classic Mitford_. The Rev. John Mitford (1781-1859) was rector
of Benhall, in Suffolk, near Woodbridge, and a friend of Barton's,
through whom Lamb's acquaintance with him was carried on. Mitford edited
many poets, among them Vincent Bourne. He was editor of the _Gentleman's
Magazine_ from 1834 to 1850.

Footnote. _Carrington Bowles_. Carington Bowles, 69 St. Paul's
Churchyard, was the publisher of this print, which was the work of the
elder Morland, and was engraved by Philip Dawe, father of Lamb's George
Dawe (see the essay "Recollections of a late Royal Academician," Vol.
I.).

Lines 26, 27, 28. _Obstinate ... Banyan_. It was not Obstinate, but
Christian, who put his fingers in his ears (see the first pages of _The
Pilgrim's Progress_). Lamb had the same slip of memory in his paper "On
the Custom of Hissing at the Theatre" (Vol. I.).


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Page 56. _The Young Catechist_.  Lamb sent this poem to Barton in a
letter in 1827, wherein he tells the story of its inception:--"An artist
who painted me lately, had painted a Blackamoor praying, and not filling
his canvas, stuff'd in his little girl aside of Blacky, gaping at him
unmeaningly; and then didn't know what to call it. Now for a picture to
be promoted to the Exhibition (Suffolk Street) as Historical, a subject
is requisite. What does me. I but christen it the 'Young Catechist,' and
furbishd it with Dialogue following, which dubb'd it an Historical
Painting. Nothing to a friend at need.... When I'd done it the Artist
(who had clapt in Miss merely as a fill-space) swore I exprest his full
meaning, and the damsel bridled up into a Missionary's vanity. I like
verses to explain Pictures: seldom Pictures to illustrate Poems."

The artist was Henry Meyer (1782?-1847), one of the foundation members
of the Society of British Artists in Suffolk Street, to the exhibition
of which in 1826 he sent his portrait of Lamb, now in the India Office.
This picture was in a shop in the Charing Cross Road in 1910.


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Page 57. _She is Going_.

These lines were written for I know not what occasion, but the artist
Henry Meyer engraved a picture of G.J.L. Noble in 1837 and Lamb's lines
were placed below.


Page 57. _To a Young Friend_.

The young friend was Emma Isola, who lived with the Lambs for some years
as their adopted daughter. Emma Isola was the daughter of Charles Isola,
Esquire Bedell of the University of Cambridge, who died in 1823, leaving
her unprovided for. His father, and Emma Isola's grandfather, was
Agostino Isola, who settled at Cambridge and taught Italian there.
Wordsworth was among his pupils. He edited a collection of _Pieces
selected from the Italian Poets_, 1778; also editions of _Gerusalemme
Liberata_ and _Orlando Furioso_, and a book of _Italian Dialogues_. Emma
Isola is first mentioned by Lamb in an unpublished letter written to her
aunt, Miss Humphreys, in January, 1821, arranging for the little girl's
return to Trumpington Street, Cambridge, from London, where she had been
spending her holidays with the Lambs. The Lambs had met her at Cambridge
in the summer of 1820. The exact date of her adoption by the Lambs
cannot be ascertained now. Emma Isola married Edward Moxon in 1833, and
lived until 1891.


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Page 58. _To the Same_.

Writing to Procter in January, 1829, Lamb calls Miss Isola "a silent
brown girl," and in his letter of November, 1833, to Mr. and Mrs. Moxon,
he says: "I hope you [Moxon] and Emma will have many a quarrel and many
a make-up (and she is beautiful in reconciliation!) ..." See the poem
"To a Friend on His Marriage," page 80, for a further description of
Emma Isola's character.


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SONNETS


Page 58. _Harmony in Unlikeness_.

The two lovely damsels were Emma Isola and her friend Maria.


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Page 59. _Written at Cambridge_.

This sonnet was first printed in _The Examiner_, August 29 and 30, 1819,
and was dated August 15. Lamb, we now know, from a letter recently
discovered, was in Cambridge in August, 1819, just after being refused
by Miss Kelly. Hazlitt in his essay "On the Conversation of Authors" in
the _London Magazine_ for September, 1820, referred to Lamb's visit to
him some years before, and his want of ease among rural surroundings,
adding: "But when we cross the country to Oxford, then he spoke a
little. He and the old collegers were hail-fellow-well-met: and in the
quadrangle he 'walked gowned.'"


Page 59. _To a Celebrated Female Performer in the "Blind Boy."_

First printed in the _Morning Chronicle_, 1819. "The Blind Boy,"
"attributed," says Genest, "to Hewetson," was produced in 1807. It was
revived from time to time. Miss Kelly used to play Edmond, the title
_rôle_.


Page 59. _Work_.

First printed in _The Examiner_, June 20 and 21, 1819, under the title
"Sonnet."

Many years earlier we see the germ of this sonnet in Lamb's mind, as
indeed we see the germ of so many ideas that were not fully expressed
till later, for he always kept his thoughts at call. Writing to
Wordsworth in September, 1805, he says:--"Hang work! I wish that all the
year were holyday. I am sure that Indolence indefeasible Indolence is
the true state of man, and business the invention of the Old Teazer who
persuaded Adam's Master to give him an apron and set him a-houghing. Pen
and Ink and Clerks, and desks, were the refinements of this old torturer
a thousand years after...."

Lamb probably was as fond of this sonnet as of anything he wrote in what
might be called his second poetical period. He copied it into his first
letter to Bernard Barton, in September, 1822, and he drew attention to
it in his _Elia_ essay "The Superannuated Man."


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Page 60. _Leisure_.

First printed in the _London Magazine_ for April, 1821, probably, I
think, as a protest against the objection taken by some persons to the
opinions expressed by Lamb in his essay on "New Year's Eve" in that
magazine for January (see Vol. II., and notes). Lamb had therein said,
speaking of death:--"I am not content to pass away 'like a weaver's
shuttle.' Those metaphors solace me not, nor sweeten the unpalatable
draught of mortality. I care not to be carried with the tide, that
smoothly bears human life to eternity; and reluct at the inevitable
course of destiny. I am in love with this green earth; the face of town
and country; the unspeakable rural solitudes, and the sweet security of
streets. I would set up my tabernacle here. I am content to stand still
at the age to which I am arrived; I, and my friends. To be no younger,
no richer, no handsomer. I do not want to be weaned by age; or drop,
like mellow fruit, as they say, into the grave."

Such sentiments probably called forth some private as well as public
protests; and it was, as I imagine, in a whimsical wish to emphasise the
sincerity of his regard for life that Lamb reiterated that devotion in
the emphatic words of "Leisure" in the April number. This sonnet was a
special favourite with Edward FitzGerald.

It is sad to think that Lamb, when his leisure came, had too much of it.
Writing to Barton on July 25, 1829, during one of his sister's
illnesses, he says: "I bragg'd formerly that I could not have too much
time. I have a surfeit.... I am a sanguinary murderer of time, that
would kill him inchmeal just now."


Page 60. _To Samuel Rogers, Esq_.

Daniel Rogers, the poet's elder brother, died in 1829. In acknowledging
Lamb's sonnet, Samuel Rogers wrote the following letter, which Lamb
described to Barton (July 3, 1829) as the prettiest he ever read.

  Many, many thanks. The verses are beautiful. I need not say with
  what feelings they were read. Pray accept the grateful
  acknowledgements
  of us all, and believe me when I say that nothing could have been
  a greater cordial to us in our affliction than such a testimony from such
  a quarter. He was--for none knew him so well--we were born within a
  year or two of each other--a man of a very high mind, and with less
  disguise than perhaps any that ever lived. Whatever he was, _that_ we
  saw. He stood before his fellow beings (if I may be forgiven for saying
  so) almost as before his Maker: and God grant that we may all bear
  as severe an examination. He was an admirable scholar. His Dante
  and his Homer were as familiar to him as his Alphabets: and he had
  the tenderest heart. When a flock of turkies was stolen from his farm,
  the indignation of the poor far and wide was great and loud. To me he
  is the greatest loss, for we were nearly of an age; and there is now no
  human being alive in whose eyes I have always been young.

  Yours most gratefully,

  SAMUEL ROGERS.

Another sonnet to Rogers will be found on p. 100.


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Page 61. _The Gipsy's Malison_.

First printed in _Blackwood's Magazine_, January, 1829. Lamb had sent it
to _The Gem_, but, as he told Procter in a letter on January 22, 1829:
"The editors declined it, on the plea that it would _shock all mothers;_
so they published the 'Widow' [Hood's parody of Lamb] instead. I am born
out of time. I have no conecture about what the present world calls
delicacy. I thought _Rosamund Gray_ was a pretty modest thing. Hessey
assures me that the world would not bear it. I have lived to grow into
an indecent character. When my sonnet was rejected, I exclaimed,
'Hang[27] the age, I will write for Antiquity!'"

In another letter to Procter, Lamb tells the sonnet's history:--

"_January_ 29, 1829.

"When Miss Ouldcroft (who is now Mrs. Beddam [Badams], and Bed-dam'd to
her!) was at Enfield, which she was in summer-time, and owed her health
to its suns and genial influences, she visited (with young lady-like
impertinence) a poor man's cottage that had a pretty baby (O the
yearnling!), gave it fine caps and sweetmeats. On a day, broke into the
parlour our two maids uproarious. 'O ma'am, who do you think Miss
Ouldcroft (they pronounce it Holcroft) has been working a cap for?' 'A
child," answered Mary, in true Shandean female simplicity.' 'Tis the
man's child as was taken up for sheep-stealing.' Miss Ouldcroft was
staggered, and would have cut the connection; but by main force I made
her go and take her leave of her protégée. I thought, if she went no
more, the Abactor or the Abactor's wife (_vide_ Ainsworth) would suppose
she had heard something; and I have delicacy for a sheep-stealer. The
overseers actually overhauled a mutton-pie at the baker's (his first,
last, and only hope of mutton pie), which he never came to eat, and
thence inferred his guilt. _Per occasionem cujus_, I framed the sonnet;
observe its elaborate construction. I was four days about it. [Here came
the sonnet.] Barry, study that sonnet. It is curiously and perversely
elaborate. 'Tis a choking subject, and therefore the reader is directed
to the structure of it. See you? and was this a fourteener to be
rejected by a trumpery annual? forsooth,'twould shock all mothers; and
may all mothers, who would so be shocked, be damned! as if mothers were
such sort of logicians as to infer the future hanging of _their_ child
from the theoretical hangibility (or capacity of being hanged, if the
judge pleases) of every infant born with a neck on. Oh B.C.! my whole
heart is faint, and my whole head is sick (how is it?) at this damned
canting unmasculine age!"


[Footnote 27: Talfourd. Canon Ainger gives "Damn"]


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COMMENDATORY VERSES


Page 61. _To the Author of Poems, published under the name of Barry
Cornwall_.

Printed in the _London Magazine_, September, 1820.

Barry Cornwall was the pen-name of Bryan Waller Procter, 1787-1874,
whose impulse to write poetry came largely from Lamb himself. In his
_Dramatic Scenes_, 1819, was the beginning of a blank-verse treatment or
adaptation of Lamb's "Rosamund Gray." Procter addressed to Lamb some
excellent lines "Over a Flask of Sherris," which were printed in the
_London Magazine_, 1825, and again in _English Songs_, 1832. His
_Martian Colonna; an Italian Tale_, was published in 1820 and his
_Sicilian Story_ later in the same year. The "Dream" was printed in
_Dramatic Scenes_. Procter in his old age wrote a charming memoir of
Lamb.


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Page 62. _To R.S. Knowles, Esq_.

First printed in the _London Magazine_, September, 1820. By a curious
oversight the error in Knowles's initials was repeated in the _Album
Verses_, 1830, Knowles's first name being, of course, James. James
Sheridan Knowles (1784-1862) had been a doctor, a schoolmaster, an
actor, and a travelling elocutionist, before he took seriously to
writing for the stage. His first really successful play was "Virginius,"
written for Edmund Kean, transferred to Macready, and produced in 1820.
His greatest triumph was "The Hunchback," 1832. Lamb, who met Knowles
through William Hazlitt, of Wem, the essayist's father, wrote both the
prologue and epilogue for Knowles's play "The Wife," 1833 (see pages
146-7).


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Page 63. _Quatrains to the Editor of the "Every-Day Book_."

First printed in the _London Magazine_, May, 1825, and copied by Hone
into the _Every-Day Book_ for July 9 of the same year. William Hone (see
Vol. I. notes), 1780-1842, was a bookseller, pamphleteer and antiquary,
who, before he took to editing his _Every-Day Book_ in 1825, had passed
through a stormy career on account of his critical outspokenness and
want of ordinary political caution; and Lamb did by no means a
fashionable thing when he commended Hone thus publicly. The _Every-Day
Book_, begun in 1825, was, when published in 1826, dedicated by Hone to
Charles Lamb and his sister. "Your daring to publish me your 'friend,'
with your 'proper name' annexed," Hone wrote, "I shall never forget."


Page 63. Acrostics.

In his more leisurely years, at Islington and Enfield, Lamb wrote a
great number of acrostics--many more probably than have been
preserved--of which these, printed in _Album Verses_, are all that he
cared to see in print. Probably he found his chief impulse in Emma
Isola's schoolfellows and friends, who must have been very eager to
obtain in their albums a contribution from so distinguished a gentleman
as Elia, and who passed on their requests through his adopted daughter.
I have not been able to trace the identity of several of them. The lady
who desired her epitaph was Mrs. Williams in whose house Emma Isola was
governess. While there Emma was seriously ill, and Lamb travelled down
to Fornham, in Suffolk, in 1830, to bring her home. On returning he
wrote Mrs. Williams several letters, in one of which, dated Good Friday,
he said:--"I beg you to have inserted in your county paper something
like this advertisement; 'To the nobility, gentry, and others, about
Bury,--C. Lamb respectfully informs his friends and the public in
general, that he is leaving off business in the acrostic line, as he is
going into an entirely new line. Rebuses and Charades done as usual, and
upon the old terms. Also, Epitaphs to suit the memory of any person
deceased.'"

Mrs. Williams probably then suggested that Lamb should write her
epitaph, for in his next letter he says:--"I have ventured upon some
lines, which combine my old acrostic talent (which you first found out)
with my new profession of epitaphmonger. As you did not please to say,
when you would die, I have left a blank space for the date. May kind
heaven be a long time in filling it up."

On page 48 will be found some lines to one of Mrs. Williams' daughters.
The acrostic on page 65 is to another. These would both be Emma Isola's
pupils.


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TRANSLATIONS


Page 66. _Translations from Vincent Bourne_.

Vincent Bourne (1695-1747), the English Latin poet, entered Westminster
School on the foundation in 1710, and, on leaving Cambridge, returned to
Westminster as a master. He was so indolent a teacher and disciplinarian
that Cowper, one of his pupils, says: "He seemed determined, as he was
the best, so to be the last, Latin poet of the Westminster line."
Bourne's _Poemata_ appeared in 1734. It is mainly owing to Cowper's
translations (particularly "The Jackdaw") that he is known, except to
Latinists. Lamb first read Bourne in 1815. Writing to Wordsworth in
April of that year he says:--"Since I saw you I have had a treat in the
reading way which comes not every day. The Latin Poems of V. Bourne
which were quite new to me. What a heart that man had, all laid out upon
town and scenes, a proper counterpoise to _some people's_ rural
extravaganzas. Why I mention him is that your Power of Music reminded me
of his poem of the ballad singer in the Seven Dials. Do you remember his
epigram on the old woman who taught Newton the A B C, which after all he
says he hesitates not to call Newton's _Principia_? I was lately
fatiguing myself with going through a volume of fine words by L'd
Thurlow, excellent words, and if the heart could live by words alone, it
could desire no better regale, but what an aching vacuum of matter--I
don't stick at the madness of it, for that is only a consequence of
shutting his eyes and thinking he is in the age of the old Elisabeth
poets--from thence I turned to V. Bourne--what a sweet unpretending
pretty-mannered _matter-ful_ creature, sucking from every flower, making
a flower of every thing--his diction all Latin, and his thoughts all
English. Bless him, Latin wasn't good enough for him--why wasn't he
content with the language which Gay and Prior wrote in."

On the publication of _Album Verses_, wherein these nine poems from
Vincent Bourne were printed, Lamb reviewed the book in Moxon's
_Englishman's Magazine_ for September, 1831, under the title "The Latin
Poems of Vincent Bourne" (see Vol. I.). There he quoted "The Ballad
Singers," and the "Epitaph on an Infant Sleeping"--remarking of
Bourne:--"He is 'so Latin,' and yet 'so English' all the while. In
diction worthy of the Augustan age, he presents us with no images that
are not familiar to his countrymen. His topics are even closelier drawn;
they are not so properly English, as _Londonish_. From the streets, and
from the alleys, of his beloved metropolis, he culled his objects, which
he has invested with an Hogarthian richness of colouring. No town
picture by that artist can go beyond his BALLAD-SINGERS; Gay's TRIVIA
alone, in verse, comes up to the life and humour of it."


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Page 72. _Pindaric Ode to the Tread Mill_.

First printed in _The New Times_, October 24, 1825. The version there
given differed considerably from that preserved by Lamb. It had no
divisions. At the end of what is now the first strophe qame these
lines:--

        Now, by Saint Hilary,
        (A Saint I love to swear by,
        Though I should forfeit thereby
        Five ill-spared shillings to your well-warm'd seat,
        Worshipful Justices of Worship-street;
      Or pay my crown
      At great Sir Richard's still more awful mandate down:)
        They raise my gorge--
        Those Ministers of Ann, or the First George,
        (Which was it?
        For history is silent, and my closet--
        Reading affords no clue;
        I have the story, Pope, alone from you;)
          In such a place, &c.

Lamb offered the Ode to his friend Walter Wilson, for his work on Defoe,
to which Lamb contributed prose criticisms (see Vol. I.), but Wilson did
not use it. The letter making this offer, together with the poem,
differing very slightly in one or two places, is preserved in the
Bodleian.


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Page 75. _Going or Gone_.

First printed in Hone's _Table Book_, 1827, signed Elia, under the title
"Gone or Going." It was there longer, after stanza 6 coming the
following:--

      Had he mended in right time,
      He need not in night time,
      (That black hour, and fright-time,)
        Till sexton interr'd him,
      Have groan'd in his coffin,
      While demons stood scoffing--
      You'd ha' thought him a-coughing--
        My own father[28] heard him!

      Could gain so importune,
      With occasion opportune,
      That for a poor Fortune,
        That should have been ours[29],
      In soul he should venture
      To pierce the dim center,
      Where will-forgers enter Amid the dark Powers?--

And in the _Table Book_ the last stanza ended thus:--

      And flaunting Miss Waller--
      _That_ soon must befal her,
      Which makes folks seem taller[30],--
        Though proud, once, as Juno!


[Footnote 28: Who sat up with him.]

[Footnote 29: I have this fact from Parental tradition only.]

[Footnote 30: Death lengthens people to the eye.]


To annotate this curious tale of old friendships, dating back, as I
suppose, in some cases to Lamb's earliest memories, both of London and
Hertfordshire, is a task that is probably beyond completion. The day is
too distant. But a search in the Widford register and churchyard reveals
a little information and oral tradition a little more.

Stanza 2. _Rich Kitty Wheatley_. The Rev. Joseph Whately, vicar of
Widford in the latter half of the eighteenth century, married Jane
Plumer, sister of William Plumer, of Blakesware, the employer of Mrs.
Field, Lamb's grandmother. Archbishop Whately was their son. Kitty
Wheatley may have been a relative.

Stanza 2. _Polly Perkin_. On June 1, 1770, according to the Widford
register, Samuel Perkins married Mary Lanham. This may have been Polly.

Stanza 3. _Carter ... Lily_. The late Mrs. Tween, a daughter of Randal
Norris, Lamb's friend, and a resident in Widford, told Canon Ainger that
Carter and Lily were servants at Blakesware. Lily had noticeably red
cheeks. Lamb would have seen them often when he stayed there as a boy.
In Cussan's _Hertfordshire_ is an entertaining account of William
Plumer's widow's adhesion to the old custom of taking the air. She rode
out always--from Gilston, only a few miles from Widford and
Blakesware--in the family chariot, with outriders and postilion (a
successor to Lily), and so vast was the equipage that "turn outs" had to
be cut in the hedges (visible to this day), like sidings on a
single-line railway, to permit others to pass. The Widford register
gives John Lilley, died October 18, 1812, aged 85, and Johanna Lilley,
died January 1, 1823, aged 90. It also gives Benjamin Carter's marriage,
in 1781, but not his death.

Stanza 4. _Clemitson's widow_. Mrs. Tween told Canon Ainger that
Clemitson was the farmer of Blakesware farm. I do not find the name in
the Widford register. An Elizabeth Clemenson is there.

Stanza 4. _Good Master Clapton_. There are several Claptons in Widford
churchyard. Thirty years from 1827, the date of the poem, takes us to
1797: the Clapton whose death occurred nearest that time is John Game
Clapton, May 5, 1802.

Stanza 5. _Tom Dockwra_. I cannot find definite information either
concerning this Dockwra or the William Dockwray, of Ware, of whom Lamb
wrote in his "Table Talk" in _The Athenaeum_, 1834 (see Vol. I.). There
was, however, a Joseph Docwray, of Ware, a Quaker maltster; and the late
Mrs. Coe, _née_ Hunt, the daughter of the tenant of the water-mill at
Widford in Lamb's day, where Lamb often spent a night, told me that a
poor family named Docwray lived in the neighbourhood.

Stanza 6. _Worral ... Dorrell_. I find neither Worral nor Dorrell in the
Widford archives, but Morrils and Morrells in plenty, and one Horrel.
Lamb alludes to old Dorrell again in the _Elia_ essay "New Year's Eve,"
where he is accused of swindling the family out of money. Particulars of
his fraud have perished with him, but I have no doubt it is the same
William Dorrell who witnessed John Lamb's will in 1761. In the _Table
Book_ this stanza ended thus:--

        With cuckoldy Worral,
        And wicked old Dorrel,
        'Gainst whom I've a quarrel--
          His end might affright us.

Stanzas 8 and 9. _Fanny Hutton ... Betsy Chambers ... Miss Wither ...
Miss Waller_. Fanny Hutton, Betsy Chambers, Miss Wither and Miss Waller
elude one altogether. Lamb's schoolmistress, Mrs. Reynolds, was a Miss
Chambers.


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Page 78. NEW POEMS IN LAMB'S _POETICAL WORKS_, 1836.

In 1836 Moxon issued a new edition of Lamb's poems, consisting of those
in the _Works_, 1818, and those in _Album Verses_--with a few
exceptions and several additions--under the embracive title _The
Poetical Works of Charles Lamb_. Whether Moxon himself made up this
volume, or whether Mary Lamb or Talfourd assisted, I do not know. The
dedication to Coleridge stood at the beginning, and that to Moxon half
way through.


Page 78. _In the Album of Edith S----_.

First printed in _The Athenaeum_, March 9, 1833, under the title
"Christian Names of Women." Edith S---- was Edith May Southey, the
poet's daughter, who married the Rev. John Wood Warter.


Page 78. _To Dora W----_.

Dora, _i.e._, Dorothy Wordsworth, the poet's daughter, who married
Edward Quillinan, and thus became stepmother of Rotha Q---- of the next
sonnet.


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Page 79. _In the Album of Rotha Q----_.

Rotha Quillinan, younger daughter of Edward Quillinan (1791-1851),
Wordsworth's friend and, afterwards, son-in-law. His first wife, a
daughter of Sir Samuel Egerton Brydges, was burned to death in 1822
under the most distressing circumstances. Rotha Quillinan, who was
Wordsworth's god-daughter, was so called from the Rotha which flows
through Rydal, close to Quillinan's house.


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Page 80. _To T. Stothard, Esq_.

First printed in _The Athenaeum_, December 21, 1833. In a letter to
Rogers in December, 1833, Lamb alludes to his sonnet to the poet (see
page 100), adding that for fear it might not altogether please Stothard
he has "ventured at an antagonist copy of verses, in _The Athenaeum_, to
_him_, in which he is as every thing, and you [Rogers] as nothing."
Thomas Stothard (1755-1834) was at that time seventy-eight. He had long
been the friend of Rogers, having helped in the decoration of his house
in 1803 and illustrated the _Pleasures of Memory_ as far back as 1793.
Lamb's sonnet refers particularly to the edition of Rogers' _Poems_ that
is dated 1834, which Stothard and Turner embellished. Stothard
illustrated very many of the standard novels for Harrison's _Novelists'
Magazine_ towards the end of the eighteenth century, among these being
Richardson's, Fielding's, Smollett's and Sterne's. In Robert Paltock's
_Life and Adventures of Peter Wilkins_, 1751, a flying people are
described, among whom the males were "Glums" and the females
"Gawries."--Titian lived to be ninety-nine.


Page 80. _To a Friend on His Marriage_.

First printed in _The Athenaeum_, December 7, 1833. The friend was
Edward Moxon, whose marriage to Emma Isola, Lamb's adopted daughter, was
solemnised on July 30, 1833. Lamb mentions more than once the absence of
any dowry with Miss Isola. His own wedding present to them was the
portrait of Milton which his brother, John Lamb, had left to him.


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Page 81. _The Self-Enchanted_.

First printed in _The Athenaeum_, January 7, 1832.


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Page 82. _To Louisa M---, whom I used to call "Monkey."_

First printed in Hone's _Year Book_ for December 30, 1831, under the
title "The Change." (See the verses "The Ape," on page 89, and note, the
forerunner of the present poem, addressed also to Louisa Martin.)


Page 82. _Cheap Gifts: a Sonnet_.

First printed in _The Athenaeum_, February 15, 1834.


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Page 83. _Free Thoughts on Several Eminent Composers_.  Lamb was very
fond of these lines, which he sent to more than one of his friends. The
text varies in some of the copies, but I have not thought it necessary
to indicate the differences. Its inspiration was attributed by him both
to William Ayrton (1777-1858), the musical critic, and to Vincent
Novello (1781-1861), the organist, composer and close friend of Lamb. In
a letter to Sarah Hazlitt in 1830 Lamb copies the poem,
remarking--"Having read Hawkins and Burney recently, I was enabled to
talk [to Ayrton] of Names, and show more knowledge than he had suspected
I possessed; and in the end he begg'd me to shape my thoughts upon
paper, which I did after he was gone, and sent him."

So Lamb wrote to Mrs. Hazlitt. But to Ayrton, when he sent the verses,
he said:--"[Novello] desiring me to give him my real opinion respecting
the distinct grades of excellence in all the eminent Composers of the
Italian, German and English schools, I have done it, rather to oblige
him than from any overweening opinion I have of my own judgment in that
science."

Both these statements are manifestations of what Lamb called his
"matter-of-lie" disposition. To Mrs. Hazlitt he thought that Ayrton's
name would be more important; to Ayrton, Novello's.

The verses, whatever their origin, were written by Lamb in Novello's
Album, with this postscript, signed by Mary Lamb, added:--

      The reason why my brother's so severe,
      Vincentio, is--my brother has no _ear_;
      And Caradori, his mellifluous throat
      Might stretch in vain to make him learn a note.
      Of common tunes he knows not anything,
      Nor "Rule Britannia" from "God save the King."
      He rail at Handel! He the gamut quiz!
      I'd lay my life he knows not what it is.
      His spite at music is a pretty whim--
      He loves not it, because it loves not him.

                                         M. LAMB.


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UNCOLLECTED PIECES


Page 85. _Dramatic Fragment_.

_London Magazine_, January, 1822. An excerpt from Lamb's play, "Pride's
Cure" (_John Woodvil_). See note below.


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Page 86. _Dick Strype_.

Writing to John Rickman in January, 1802, Lamb says, "My editor [Dan
Stuart of the _Morning Post_] uniformly rejects all that I do,
considerable in length. I shall only do paragraphs with now and then a
slight poem, such as Dick Strype, if you read it, which was but a long
epigram." The verses, which appeared on January 6, 1802, may be compared
with the story of Ephraim Wagstaff, on page 432 of Vol. I., written
twenty-five years later. It has been pointed out that _Points of
Misery_, 1823, by Charles Molloy Westmacott (Bernard Blackmantle of the
_English Spy_), contains the poem with slight alterations. But
Westmacott reaped where he could, and his book is confessedly not wholly
original. Lamb seems to me to admit authorship by implication fairly
completely. Westmacott was only thirteen when it was first printed.


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Page 88. _Two Epitaphs on a young Lady, etc_.

_Morning Post_, February 7, 1804. Signed C.L. Lamb sends the poem both
to Wordsworth and Manning in 1803. He says to Manning:--"Did I send you
an epitaph I scribbled upon a poor girl who died at nineteen?--a good
girl, and a pretty girl, and a clever girl, but strangely neglected by
all her friends and kin.... Brief, and pretty, and tender, is it not? I
send you this, being the only piece of poetry I have _done_ since the
Muses all went with T.M. [Thomas Manning] to Paris."

The young lady was Mary Druitt of Wimborne who died of consumption in
1801. The verses are not on her tombstone. A letter from Lamb to his
friend Rickman (see Canon Ainger's edition), shows that it was for
Rickman that the lines were written. Lamb did not know Mary Druitt.
Writing to Rickman in February, 1802, Lamb sends the second
epitaph:--"Your own prose, or nakedly the letter which you sent me,
which was in some sort an epitaph, would do better on her gravestone
than the cold lines of a stranger."


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Page 89. _The Ape_.

Printed in the _London Magazine_, October, 1820, where it was preceded
by these words:--

"To THE EDITOR

"Mr. Editor,--The riddling lines which I send you, were written upon a
young lady, who, from her diverting sportiveness in childhood, was named
by her friends The Ape. When the verses were written, L.M. had outgrown
the title--but not the memory of it--being in her teens, and
consequently past child-tricks. They are an endeavour to express that
perplexity, which one feels at any alteration, even supposed for the
better, in a beloved object; with a little oblique grudging at Time, who
cannot bestow new graces without taking away some portion of the older
ones, which we can ill miss.

"*****."

L.M. was Louisa Martin, who is now and then referred to in Lamb's letter
as Monkey, and to whom he addressed the lines on page 82, which come as
a sequel to the present ones. In a letter to Wordsworth, many years
later, dated February 22, 1834, Lamb asks a favour for this lady:--"The
oldest and best friends I have left are in trouble. A branch of them
(and they of the best stock of God's creatures, I believe) is
establishing a school at Carlisle; Her name is Louisa Martin ... her
qualities ... are the most amiable, most upright. For thirty years she
has been tried by me, and on her behaviour I would stake my soul."


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Page 90. _In Tabulam Eximii...._

These Latin verses were printed in _The Champion_, May 6 and 7, 1820,
signed Carlagnulus, accompanied by this notice: "We insert, with great
pleasure, the following beautiful Latin Verses on HAYDON'S fine Picture,
and shall be obliged to any of our correspondents for a spirited
translation for our next." The following week brought one
translation--Lamb's own--signed C.L. Both were reprinted in _The
Poetical Recreations of "The Champion"_ in 1822, and again in Tom
Taylor's _Life of Haydon_, 1853.

Benjamin Robert Haydon (1786-1846) was for six years at work upon this
picture--"Christ's Entry into Jerusalem"--which was exhibited at the
Egyptian Hall in 1820. The story goes that Mrs. Siddons established the
picture's reputation in society. While the private-view company were
assembled in doubt the great actress entered and walked across the room.
"It is completely successful," she was heard to say to Sir George
Beaumont; and then, to Haydon, "The paleness of your Christ gives it a
supernatural look." A stream of 30,000 persons followed this verdict.
The picture is now in Philadelphia.

Line 4. _Palma_. There were two Palmas, both painters of the Venetian
school. Giacomo Palma the Elder, who is referred to here, was born about
1480. Both painted many scenes in the life of Christ.

Lines 7 and 8. _Flaccus' sentence_.

      Valeat res ludicra si me
      Palma negata macrum, donata reducit opimum.
      Horace, _Epist., II_., I, 180-181.

(Farewell to performances, if the palm, denied, sends one home lean,
but, granted, flourishing.)

Lamb has not quite represented the poet's meaning, which is a profession
of independence in regard to popular applause.


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Page 91. _Sonnet to Miss Burney...._

First printed in the _Morning Chronicle_, July 13, 1820. The Burney
family began to be famous with Dr. Charles Burney (1726-1814), the
musician, the author of the _History of Music_, and the friend of Dr.
Johnson and Sir Joshua Reynolds. Among his children were the Rev.
Charles Burney (1757-1817), the classical scholar and owner of the
Burney Library, now in the British Museum; Rear-Admiral James Burney
(1750-1821), who sailed with Cook, wrote the _Chronological History of
the Discoveries in the South Sea or Pacific Ocean_, and became a friend
of Lamb; Frances Burney, afterwards Madame d'Arblay (1752-1840), the
novelist, author of _Evelina, Camilla_ and _Cecilia_; and Sarah Harriet
Burney (1770?-1844), a daughter of Dr. Burney's second wife, also a
novelist, and the author, among other stories, of _Geraldine
Fauconberg_. "Country Neighbours; or, The Secret," the tale that
inspired Lamb's sonnet, formed Vols. II. and III. of Sarah Burney's
_Tales of Fancy_. Blanch is the heroine.

The good old man in Madame d'Arblay's _Camilla_ is Sir Hugh Tyrold, who
adopted the heroine.


Page 91. _To my Friend The Indicator_.

Printed in _The Indicator_, September 27, 1820, signed ****, preceded by
these words by Leigh Hunt, the editor:--

Every pleasure we could experience in a friend's approbation, we have
felt in receiving the following verses. They are from a writer, who of
all other men, knows how to extricate a common thing from commonness,
and to give it an underlook of pleasant consciousness and wisdom.
...The receipt of these verses has set us upon thinking of the
good-natured countenance, which men of genius, in all ages, have for the
most part shewn to contemporary writers.


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Page 92. _On seeing Mrs. K---- B----_.

The late Mr. Dykes Campbell thought it very likely that these charming
verses were Lamb's. I think they may be, although it is odd that he
should not have reprinted anything so pretty. Mr. Thomas Hutchinson's
belief that they are Lamb's, added to that of their discoverer, leads me
to include them confidently here. Here and there it seems impossible
that the poem could come from any other hand: line 11 for example, and
the idea in lines 13 to 16, and the statement in lines 27 and 28. None
the less it must be borne in mind that one does but conjecture. The
lines are in _The Tickler Magazine_ for 1821.


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Page 93. _To Emma, Learning Latin, and Desponding_.

First printed in _Blackwood's Magazine_, June, 1829.

Mary Lamb had other pupils in her time, among them Miss Kelly, the
actress, Mary Victoria Novello (afterwards Mrs. Cowden Clarke), and
William Hazlitt, the essayist's son. Emma was, of course, Emma Isola.
Sara Coleridge's translation of Martin Dobrizhoffer's _Historia de
Abiponibus_ under the title _Account of the Abipones_ was published in
1822, when she was only twenty.

"To think [Lamb wrote to Barton, on February 17, 1823, of Sara
Coleridge] that she should have had to toil thro' five octavos of that
cursed (I forget I write to a Quaker) Abbey pony History, and then to
abridge them to 3, and all for £113. At her years, to be doing stupid
Jesuits' Latin into English, when she should be reading or writing
Romances." Sara Coleridge's romance-writing came later, in 1837, when
her fairy tale, _Phantasmion_, appeared.

In its original form this sonnet in its fifth line ran thus:--

      (In new tasks hardest still the first appears).

Derwent Coleridge read the sonnet in 1853 in Mrs. Moxon's album, and
copying it out, sent it to his wife, saying that he wished Sissy (his
daughter Christabel) to get it by heart. He added this note: "Charles
Lamb having discovered that this Sonnet consisted but of thirteen lines,
Miss Lamb inserted the 5th, which interrupts the flow and repeats a
rhime." Derwent Coleridge goes on to suggest two alternative lines:--

      And hope may surely chase desponding fears

or

      Let hope encouraged chase desponding fears.

Lamb, however, had already amended the fifth line (as in _Blackwood's
Magazine_) to--

       To young beginnings natural are these fears.


Page 93. _Lines addressed to Lieut. R.W.H. Hardy, R.N._

First printed in _The Athenaeum_, January 10, 1846, contributed by an
anonymous correspondent (probably Thomas Westwood the Younger) who sent
also "The First Leaf of Spring" (page 105). _Travels in the Interior of
Mexico in_ 1825 ... 1828, by Robert William Hale Hardy, was published in
1829. Lamb made an exception in favour of Hardy's book. Writing to Dilke
for something to read from _The Athenaum_ office, in 1833, he
particularly desired that "no natural history or useful learning, such
as Pyramids, Catacombs, Giraffes, or Adventures in Southern Africa"
might be sent.


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Page 94. _Lines for a Monument_....

First printed in _The Athenaeum_, November 5, 1831, and again in _The
Tatler_, Hunt's paper, December 31, 1831. In August, 1830, four sons and
two daughters of John and Ann Rigg, of York, were drowned in the Ouse.
Several literary persons were asked for inscriptions for the monument,
erected at York in 1831, and that by James Montgomery, of Sheffield, was
chosen. Lamb sent his verses to Vincent Novello, through whom he seems
to have been approached in the matter, on November 8, 1830, adding:
"Will these lines do? I despair of better. Poor Mary is in a deplorable
state here at Enfield."


Page 94. _To C. Aders, Esq_.

First printed in Hone's _Year Book_ (March 19), 1831 (see note to "Angel
Help," above).


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Page 95. _Hercules Pacificatus_.

First printed in the _Englishman's Magazine_, August, 1831. Suidas is
supposed to have lived in the tenth or eleventh century, and to have
compiled a _Lexicon_--a blend of biographical dictionary.


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Page 98. _The Parting Speech of the Celestial Messenger to the Poet_.

First printed in _The Athenaeum_, February 25, 1832.

Palingenius was an Italian poet of the sixteenth century, whose real
name was Pietro Angelo Mazolli, but who wrote in Latin under the name
of Marcellus Palingenius Stollatus. His _Zodiacus Vitae_, a
philosophical poem, was published in 1536.


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Page 99. _Existence, considered in itself, no Blessing_. First printed
in _The Athenaeum_, July 7, 1832.


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Page 100. _To Samuel Rogers, Esq., on the New Edition of his "Pleasures
of Memory."_

First printed in _The Times_, December 13, 1833. Signed C. Lamb. This is
the sonnet mentioned in the letter which is quoted on page 344, in the
note to the sonnet to Stothard. The new edition of _Pleasures of Memory_
was published by Moxon in 1833, dated 1834.


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Page 101. _To Clara N---- _.

First printed in _The Athenaeum_, July 26, 1834. Clara N---- was, of
course, Clara Anastasia Novello, daughter of Lamb's friend, Vincent
Novello (1781-1861), the organist, and herself a fine soprano singer
(see also the poem "The Sisters," on the same page). Miss Novello, who
was born on June 10, 1818, became the Countess Gigliucci, and survived
until March 12, 1908. _Clara Novella's Reminiscences_, compiled by her
daughter, the Contessa Valeria Gigliucci, with a memoir by Arthur Duke
Coleridge, were published in 1910. In them is this charming passage:--

  How I loved dear Charles Lamb! I once hid--to avoid the ignominy
  of going to bed--in the upright (cabinet) pianoforte, which in its
  lowest part had a sort of tiny cupboard. In this I fell asleep, awakening
  only when the party was supping. My appearance from beneath the
  pianoforte was hailed with surprise by all, and with anger from my
  mother; but Charles Lamb not only took me under his protection, but
  obtained that henceforth I should never again be sent to bed _when he
  came_, but--glory and delight!--always sit up to supper. Later, in
  Frith Street days, my Father made me sing to him one day; but [Lamb]
  stopped me, saying, "Clara, don't make that d--d noise!" for which,
  I think, I loved him as much as for all the rest. Some verses he sent
  me were addressed to "St. Clara."

In spite of Lamb's declaration about himself and want of musical sense,
both Crabb Robinson and Barron Field tell us that he was capable of
humming tunes.


Page 101. _The Sisters_.

These verses, printed in Mr. W.C. Hazlitt's _Lamb and Hazlitt_, 1900,
were addressed:--

        "_For_ SAINT CECILIA,
        At Sign'r Vincenzo Novello's
        Music Repository,
        No. 67 Frith Street.
        Soho."

They were signed C. Lamb. One might imagine Emma, the nut-brown maid, to
be Emma Isola, as that was a phrase Lamb was fond of applying to
her--assuming the title "The Sisters" to be a pleasantry; but the late
Miss Mary Sabilia Novello assured me that the sisters were herself,
Emma Aloysia Novello and Clara Anastasia Novello (see above).


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Page 102. _Love will Come_.

"Love will Come" was included by Lamb in a letter to Miss Fryer, a
school-fellow of Emma Isola. Lamb writes:--"By desire of Emma I have
attempted new words to the old nonsense of Tartar Drum; but _with_ the
nonsense the sound and spirit of the tune are unaccountably gone, and
_we_ have agreed to discard the new version altogether. As _you_ may be
more fastidious in singing mere silliness, and a string of well-sounding
images without sense or coherence--Drums of Tartars, who use _none_, and
Tulip trees ten foot high, not to mention Spirits in Sunbeams,
&c.,--than _we_ are, so you are at liberty to sacrifice an enspiriting
movement to a little sense, tho' I like LITTLE SENSE less than his
vagarying younger sister NO SENSE--so I send them.--The 4th line of 1st
stanza is from an old Ballad."

The old ballad is, I imagine, "Waly, Waly," of which Lamb was very fond.


Page 102. _To Margaret W----_.

This poem, believed to be the last that Lamb wrote, was printed in _The
Athenaeum_ for March 14, 1835. I have not been able to ascertain who
Margaret W---- was.


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ALBUM VERSES AND ACROSTICS


Page 104. _What is an Album?_

These lines were probably written for Emma Isola's Album, which must not
be confounded with her Extract Book. The Album was the volume for which
Lamb, in his letters, occasionally solicited contributions. It was sold
some years ago to Mr. Quaritch, and is now, I believe, in a private
collection, although in a mutilated state, several of the poems having
been cut out. These particular lines of Lamb's were probably written by
him also in other albums, for John Mathew Gutch, his old school-fellow,
discovered them on the fly-leaf of a copy of _John Woodvil_, and sent
them to _Notes and Queries_, Oct. 11, 1856. In that version the
twenty-first line ran:--

    There you have, Madelina, an album complete.

Lamb quoted from the lines in his review of his _Album Verses_, under
the title "The Latin Poems of Vincent Bourne," in the _Englishman's
Magazine_ (see Vol. I.). Two versions of the lines are copied by Lamb
into one of his Commonplace Books.

Line 6. _Sweet L.E.L.'s_. L.E.L. was, of course, Letitia Elizabeth
Landon, afterwards Mrs. Maclean (1802-1838), famous as an Album-and
Annual-poetess. Lamb, if an entry in P.G. Patmore's diary is correct,
did not admire her, or indeed any female author. He said, "If she
belonged to me I would lock her up and feed her on bread and water till
she left off writing poetry."


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Page 105. _The First Leaf of Spring_.

Printed in _The Athenaeum_, January 10, 1846, contributed probably by
Thomas Westwood. In a note prefacing the three poems which he was
sending, this correspondent stated that "The First Leaf of Spring" had
been printed before, but very obscurely. I have not discovered where.


Page 105. _To Mrs. F---- on Her Return from Gibraltar_.

This would probably be Mrs. Jane Field, _née_ Carncroft, the wife of
Lamb's friend, Barron Field, who inspired the _Elia_ essay on "Distant
Correspondents." Field held the Chief Justiceship of Gibraltar for some
years.


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Page 106. _To M. L---- F----_.

M.L. Field, the second daughter of Henry Field, and Barron Field's
sister. This lady, who lived to a great age, gave Canon Ainger the copy
of the prologue to "Richard II." written by Lamb for an amateur
performance at her home.


Page 106. _To Esther Field_.

Another of Barron Field's sisters.

The text of these three poems has been corrected by the Thomas
Hutchinson's Oxford edition.


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Page 107. _To Mrs. Williams_.

See note above. In writing to Mrs. Williams on April 2, 1830, to tell of
Emma Isola's safe journey after her illness, Lamb says:--"How I employed
myself between Epping and Enfield the poor verses in the front of my
paper may inform you, which you may please to christen an Acrostic in a
Cross Road."

Mrs. Williams replied with the following acrostic upon Lamb's name,
which Mr. Cecil Turner, a descendant, has sent me and which I give
according to his copy:--

      TO CHARLES LAMB

      _Answer to Acrostics on the Names of Two Friends._

      Charmed with the lines thy hand has sent,
      Honour I feel thy compliment,
      Amongst thy products that have won the ear
      Ranged in thy verse two friends most dear.
      Lay not thy winning pen away,
      Each line thou writest we bid thee stay.
      Still ask to charm us with another lay.

      Long-linked, long-lived by public fame,
      A friend to misery whate'er its claim,
      Marvel I must if e'er we find
      Bestowed by Heaven a kindlier mind.

The two friends were Cecilia Catherine Lawton (see page 64) and Edward
Hogg (see page 109).  In reply Lamb says (Good Friday, 1830):--"I do
assure you that your verses gratified me very much, and my sister is
quite _proud_ of them. For the first time in my life I congratulated
myself upon the shortness and meanness of my name. Had it been
Schwartzenberg or Esterhazy it would have put you to some puzzle."

Later in the same letter, referring to the present acrostic, he said
speaking of Harriet Isola, Emma's sister, she "blames my last verses as
being more written on _Mr._ Williams than on yourself; but how should I
have parted whom a Superior Power has brought together?"


Page 107. _To the Book_.

Written for the Album of Sophia Elizabeth Frend, afterwards the wife of
Augustus De Morgan, the mathematician (1806-1871), and mother of the
novelist Mr. William De Morgan. Her father was William Frend
(1757-1841), the reformer and a friend of Crabb Robinson and George
Dyer. The lines were printed in Mrs. De Morgan's _Three Score Years and
Ten_, as are also those that follow--"To S.F."


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Page 108. _To R Q._

From the Album of Rotha Quillinan.


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Page 109. _To S.L.... To M.L._

I have not been able to identify the Lockes. The J.F. of the last line
might be Jane Field. Copies of these poems are preserved at South
Kensington.


Page 109. _An Acrostic against Acrostics_.

Edward Hogg was a friend of Mr. Williams (see above). These verses were
first printed in _The Lambs_ by Mr. W.C. Hazlitt.


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Page 110. _On being Asked to Write in Miss Westwood's Album._

Frances Westwood was the daughter of the Westwoods, with whom the Lambs
were domiciled at Enfield Chase in 1829-1832. See letters to Gillman and
Wordsworth (November 30, 1829, and January 22, 1830) for description of
the Westwoods. The only son, Thomas Westwood, who died in 1888, and was
an authority on the literature of angling, contributed to _Notes and
Queries_ some very interesting reminiscences of the Lambs in those days.
This poem and that which follows it were sent to _Notes and Queries_ by
Thomas Westwood (June 4, 1870).

It is concerning these lines that Lamb writes to Barton, in 1827:--
"Adieu to Albums--for a great while--I said when I came here, and had
not been fixed two days, but my Landlord's daughter (not at the
Pot-house) requested me to write in her female friend's, and in her own.
If I go to ---- thou art there also, O all pervading Album! All over the
Leeward Islands, in Newfoundland, and the Back Settlements, I understand
there is no other reading. They haunt me. I die of Albo-phobia!"


Page 111. _Un Solitaire._

E.I., who made the drawing in question, would be Emma Isola. The verses
were copied by Lamb into his Album, which is now in the possession of
Mrs. Alfred Morrison.


Page 111. _To S[arah] T[homas]_.

From Lamb's Album. I have not been able to trace this lady.


Page 111. _To Mrs. Sarah Robinson._

From the copy preserved among Henry Crabb Robinson's papers at Dr.
Williams' Library. Sarah Robinson was the niece of H.C.R., who was the
pilgrim in Rome. The stranger to thy land was Emma Isola, Fornham, in
Suffolk, where she was living, being near to Bury St. Edmunds, the home
of the Robinsons.


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Page 112. _To Sarah._

From the Album of Sarah Apsey. Lamb seems to have known very many
Sarahs.


Page 112. _To Joseph Vale Asbury._

From Lamb's Album. Jacob (not Joseph, as Lamb supposed) Vale Asbury was
the Lambs' doctor at Enfield. There are extant two amusing letters from
Lamb to Asbury.


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Page 113. _To D.A._

From Lamb's Album. Dorothy Asbury, the wife of the doctor.


Page 113. _To Louisa Morgan._

From Lamb's Album. Louisa Morgan was probably the daughter of
Coleridge's friend, John Morgan, of Calne, in Wiltshire, with whom the
Lambs stayed in 1817--the same Morgan--"Morgan demigorgon"--who ate
walnuts better than any man Lamb knew, and munched cos-lettuce like a
rabbit (see letters to Coleridge in August, 1814). Southey and Lamb each
allowed John Morgan £10 a year in his old age and adversity, beginning
with 1819.


Page 113. _To Sarah James of Beguildy._

Sarah James was Mary Lamb's nurse, and the sister of the Mrs. Parsons
with whom she lived during the last years of her life. Miss James was
the daughter of the rector of Beguildy, in Shropshire. The verses are
reprinted from _My Lifetime_ by the late John Hollingshead, who was the
great-nephew of Miss James and Mrs. Parsons.


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Page 114. _To Emma Button._

Included in a letter from Lamb to John Aitken, editor of _The Cabinet_,
July 5, 1825.


Page 114. _Written upon the cover of a blotting book. The Mirror,_ May
7, 1836.

Identified by Mr. Walter Jerrold. First collected by Mr. Thomas
Hutchinson.


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Page 115. POLITICAL AND OTHER EPIGRAMS.

Lamb was not a politician, but he had strong--almost
passionate--prejudices against certain statesmen and higher persons,
which impelled him now and then to sarcastic verse. The earliest
examples in this vein that can be identified are two quatrains from the
_Morning Post_ in January, 1802, printed on page 115, and the epigram
on Sir James Mackintosh in _The Albion_, printed on the same page, to
which Lamb refers in the _Elia_ essay on "Newspapers Thirty-five Years
Ago" (see Vol. II.). Until a file of _The Albion_ turns up we shall
never know how active Lamb's pen was at that time. The next belong to
the year 1812--in _The Examiner_ (see page 116)--and we then leap
another seven years or so until 1819-1820, Lamb's busiest period as a
caustic critic of affairs--in _The Examiner_, possibly the _Morning
Chronicle_, and principally in _The Champion_. After 1820, however, he
returned to this vein very seldom, and then with less bitterness and
depth of feeling. "The Royal Wonders," in _The Times_ for August 10,
1830 (see page 122), and "Lines Suggested by a Sight of Waltham Cross,"
in the _Englishman's Magazine_, September, 1831 (written, however, some
years earlier), on page 121, being his latest efforts that we know of.
Of course there must be many other similar productions to which we have
no clue--the old _Morning Post_ days doubtless saw many an epigram that
cannot now be definitely claimed for Lamb--but those that are preserved
here sufficiently show how feelingly Lamb could hate and how trenchantly
he could chastise. Others that seem to me likely to be Lamb's I could
have included; but it is well to dispense as much as possible with the
problematic. For example, I suspect Lamb of the authorship of several of
the epigrams quoted in _The Examiner_ in 1819 and 1820 from the _Morning
Chronicle_. He used to send verses to the _Morning Chronicle_ at that
time, and Leigh Hunt, the editor of _The Examiner_, would naturally be
pleased to give anything of his friend's an additional publicity.

The majority of the epigrams printed in this section might have remained
unidentified were it not that in 1822 John Thelwall, who owned and
edited _The Champion_ in 1818-1820, issued a little volume entitled _The
Poetical Recreations of "The Champion,"_ wherein Lamb's contributions
were signed R. et R. This signature being appended to certain poems of
which we know Lamb to have been the author--as "The Three Graves," which
he sent also to the _London Magazine_ (in 1825), and which he was in the
habit of reading or reciting to his friends--enables us to ascertain the
authorship of the others. A note placed by Thelwall above the index of
the book states, "it is much to be regretted that, by mere oversight, or
rather mistake, several of the printed epigrams of R. et R. have been
omitted;" but a search through the files of _The Champion_ has failed to
bring to light any others with Lamb's adopted signature.

The origin of the signature R. et R. is unknown. Mr. Percy Fitzgerald
suggests that it might stand for Romulus and Remus, but offers no
supporting theory. He might have added that so unfamiliar a countenance
is in these epigrams shown by their author, that the suggestion of a
wolf rather than a Lamb might have been intended.  Lamb's principal
political epigrams were drawn from him by his intense contempt for the
character of George IV., then Prince of Wales. His treatment of Caroline
of Brunswick, as we see, moved Lamb to utterances of almost sulphurous
indignation not only for the prince himself, but for all who were on his
side, particularly Canning. Lamb, we must suppose, was wholly on the
side of the queen, thus differing from Coleridge, who when asked how his
sympathies were placed would admit only to being anti-Prince.

John Thelwall (1764-1834)--Citizen Thelwall--was one of the most popular
and uncompromising of the Radicals of the seventeen-nineties. He
belonged to the Society of the Friends of the People and other Jacobin
confederacies. In May, 1794, he was even sent to the Tower (with Home
Tooke and Thomas Hardy) for sedition; moved to Newgate in October; and
tried and acquitted in December. Lamb first met him, I fancy, in 1797,
when Thelwall was intimate with Coleridge. After 1798 Thelwall's
political activities were changed for those of a lecturer on more
pacific subjects, and later he opened an institution in London where he
taught elocution and corrected the effects of malformation of the organs
of speech. He bought _The Champion_ in 1818, and held it for two or
three years, but it did not succeed. Thelwall died in 1834. Among his
friends were Coleridge, Haydon, Hazlitt, Southey, Crabb Robinson and
Lamb, all of whom, although they laughed at his excesses and excitements
as a reformer, saw in him an invincible honesty and sincerity.

Before leaving this subject I should like to quote the following
lines from _The Champion_ of November 4 and 5, 1820:--

                  A LADY'S SAPPHIC

      Now the calm evening hastily approaches,
      Not a sound stirring thro' the gentle woodlands,
      Save that soft Zephyr with his downy pinions
            Scatters fresh fragrance.

      Now the pale sun-beams in the west declining
      Gild the dew rising as the twilight deepens,
      Beauty and splendour decorate the landscape;
            Night is approaching.

      By the cool stream's side pensively and sadly
      Sit I, while birds sing on the branches sweetly,
      And my sad thoughts all with their carols soothing,
            Lull to oblivion.
                                                  M.L.

A correspondence on English sapphics was carried on in _The Champion_
for some weeks at this time, various efforts being printed. On November
4 appeared the "Lady's Sapphic," just quoted, signed M.S. On the
following day--for _The Champion_, like _The Examiner_, had a Saturday
and Sunday edition--this signature was changed to M.L., and was thus
given when the verses were reprinted in _The Poetical Recreations_ of
_"The Champion"_ in 1822. There is no evidence that Mary Lamb wrote it;
but she played with verse, and presumably read _The Champion_, since her
brother was writing for it, and the poem might easily be hers.
Personally I like to think it is, and that Lamb, on seeing the mistake
in the initials in the Saturday edition, hurried down to the office to
have it put right in that of Sunday. The same number of _The Champion_
(November 4 and 5, 1820) contains another poem in the same measure
signed C., which not improbably was Lamb's contribution to the pastime.
It runs as follows:--

   DANAE EXPOSED WITH HER INFANT

   _An English Sapphic_

   Dim were the stars, and clouded was the azure, Silence in darkness
   brooded on the ocean, Save when the wave upon the pebbled sea-beach
   Faintly resounded.

   Then, O forsaken daughter of Acrisius! Seiz'd in the hour of woe and
   tribulation, Thou, with the guiltless victim of thy love, didst Rock on
   the surges.

   Sad o'er the silent bosom of the billow, Borne on the breeze and
   modulated sweetly, Plaintive as music, rose the mother's tones of
   Comfortless anguish.

   "Sad is thy birth, and stormy is thy cradle, Offspring of sorrow!
   nursling of the ocean! Waves rise around to pillow thee, and night winds
   Lull thee to slumber!"


Page 115. _To Sir James Mackintosh._

In a letter to Manning in August, 1801, Lamb quotes this epigram as
having been printed in _The Albion_ and caused that paper's death the
previous week. In his _Elia_ essay on "Newspapers," written thirty years
later, he stated that the epigram was written at the time of
Mackintosh's departure for India to reap the fruits of his apostasy; but
here Lamb's memory deceived him, for Mackintosh was not appointed
Recorder of Bombay until 1803 and did not sail until 1804, whereas there
is reason to believe the date of Lamb's letter to Manning of August,
1801, to be accurate. The epigram must then have referred to a rumour of
some earlier appointment, for Mackintosh had been hoping for something
for several years.

Sir James Mackintosh (1765-1832), the lawyer and philosopher, had in
1791 issued his _Vindicia Galliae_, a reply to Burke's _Reflections on
the French Revolution_. Later, however, he became one of Burke's friends
and an opponent of the Revolution, and in 1798 he issued his
Introductory Discourse to his lectures on "The Law of Nature and
Nations," in which the doctrines of his _Vindiciae Gallicae_ were
repudiated. Hence his "apostasy." Mackintosh applied unsuccessfully for
a judgeship in Trinidad, and for the post of Advocate-General in Bengal,
and Lord Wellesley had invited him to become the head of a college in
Calcutta. Rumour may have credited him with any of these posts and thus
have suggested Lamb's epigram. In 1803 he was appointed Recorder of
Bombay. Lamb's dislike of Mackintosh may have been due in some measure
to Coleridge, between whom and Mackintosh a mild feud subsisted. It had
been Mackintosh, however, brother-in-law of Daniel Stuart of the
_Morning Post_, who introduced Coleridge to that paper. (See notes to
Vol. II., where further particulars of _The Albion_, edited by Lamb's
friend, John Fenwick, will be found.)

Lamb may or may not have invented the sarcasm in this epigram; but it
was not new. In Mrs. Montagu's letters, some years before, we find
something of the kind concerning Charles James Fox: "His rapid journeys
to England, on the news of the king's illness, have brought on him a
violent complaint in the bowels, which will, it is imagined, prove
mortal. However, if it should, it will vindicate his character from the
general report that he has no bowels, as has been most strenuously
asserted by his creditors."


Page 115. _Twelfth Night Characters_....

_Morning Post_, January 8, 1802.

These epigrams were identified by the late Mr. Dykes Campbell from a
letter of Lamb's to John Rickman, dated Jan. 14, 1802, printed in
Ainger's edition.

A---- is, of course, Henry Addington (1757-1844), afterwards Viscount
Sidmouth. After being Speaker for eleven years, he became suddenly Prime
Minister in 1801, at the wish of George III., who was rendered uneasy by
Pitt's project for Catholic relief.

C---- and F---- were George Canning (1770-1827) and John Hookham Frere
(1769-1846) of _The Anti-Jacobin_, against whom Lamb had a grudge on
account of the _Anti-Jacobin's_ treatment of himself and Lloyd (see note
to _Blank Verse_, page 320). Lamb returned to the attack on Canning
again and again, as the epigrams that follow will show.

The epigram on Count Rumford was not included. We know that it was sent,
from the Rickman letter. The same missive tells us that that on Dr.
Solomon was also written in 1802, but it was not printed till _The
Champion_ took it on July 15 and 16, 1820. Solomon was alive in 1802 and
was therefore a present Empiric. He was a notorious quack doctor, author
of the _Guide to Health_ and the purveyor of a nostrum called Balm of
Gilead. One of Southey's letters (October 14, 1801) contains a
diverting account of this Empiric. I copy one of Solomon's
advertisements from a provincial paper:--

                       DR. SOLOMON'S
                  CORDIAL BALM OF GILEAD

    To the young it will afford lasting health, strength and spirits, in
    place of lassitude and debility; and to the aged and infirm it will
    assuredly furnish great relief and comfort by gently and safely
    invigorating the system; it will not give immortality; but if it be
    in the power of medicine to gild the autumn of declining years, and
    calmly and serenely protract the close of life beyond its narrow
    span, this restorative is capable of effecting that grand
    desideratum.

The price was 10s. 6d. a bottle.

Lamb's epigrams were only a few among many printed in the _Morning Post_
for January 7 and 8, 1802. Whether he wrote also the following I do not
know, but these are not inconceivably from his hand:--

                         LORD NELSON

         Off with BRIAREUS, and his HUNDRED HANDS,
         OUR NELSON, with _one arm_, unconquer'd stands!


                          MR. P[IT]T

              By crooked arts, and actions sinister,
              I came at first to be a Minister;
              And now I am no longer Minister,
              I still retain my actions sinister.


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Page 116. _Two Epigrams_. _The Examiner_, March 22, 1812.

These epigrams have no signature, but the second of them was reprinted
in _The Poetical Recreations of "The Champion"_ (1822) with Lamb's
signature, R. et R., appended, and a note saying that it was written in
the last reign, together with an announcement that it had not appeared
in _The Champion_, but was inserted in that collection at the author's
request. By Princeps and the heir-apparent is meant, of course, the
Prince of Wales, afterwards George IV., who had just entered upon office
as Regent. The epigrams refer to his transfer of confidence, if so it
may be called, from the Whig party to the Marquis Wellesley, Perceval
and the Tory party. The circumstance that the Prince of Wales was also
Duke of Cornwall is referred to in the first epigram. The second of the
epigrams is copied into one of Lamb's Commonplace Books with the title
"On the Prince breaking with his Party."


Page 116. _The Triumph of the Whale_.

_The Examiner_, March 15, 1812. Reprinted in _The Poetical Recreations
of "The Champion,"_ signed R. et R., with a note stating that it had not
appeared in _The Champion_, but was collected with the other pieces by
the author's request.

The subject of the verses was, of course, the first gentleman in Europe.
_The Examiner_ was never over-nice in its treatment of the prince, and
it was in the same year, 1812, that Leigh Hunt, the editor, and his
brother, the printer, of the paper were prosecuted for the article
styling him a "libertine" and the "companion of gamblers and demireps"
(which appeared the week following Lamb's poem), and were condemned to
imprisonment for it. Lamb's lines came very little short of expressing
equally objectionable criticisms; but verse is often privileged.
Thelwall--and Lamb--showed some courage in reprinting the lines in 1822,
when the prince had become king. Talfourd relates that Lamb was in the
habit of checking harsh comments on the prince by others with the
smiling remark, "_I_ love my Regent."

In Galignani's 1828 edition of Byron this piece was attributed to his
lordship.


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Page 118. _St. Crispin to Mr. Gifford._

_The Examiner_, October 3 and 4, 1819. Reprinted in _The Poetical
Recreations of "The Champion,"_ 1822.

William Gifford (1756-1826), editor of the _Quarterly Review_, had been
apprenticed to a cobbler. Lamb had an old score against him on account
of his editorial treatment of Lamb's review of Wordsworth's _Excursion_,
in 1814, and other matters (see note to "Letter to Southey," Vol. I.).
Writing to the Olliers, on the publication of his _Works_, June 18,
1818, Lamb says, in reference to this sonnet: "I meditate an attack upon
that Cobler Gifford, which shall appear immediately after any favourable
mention which S. [Southey] may make in the Quarterly. It can't in decent
_gratitude_ appear _before_." When the sonnet was printed in the
_Examiner_ it purported to have reference to the _Quarterly's_ treatment
of Shelley's _Revolt of Islam_, which treatment Leigh Hunt was then
exposing in a series of articles.


Page 118. _The Godlike._

_The Champion_, March 18 and 19, 1820. Reprinted in _The Poetical
Recreations of "The Champion,"_ 1822.

Another contribution to the character of George IV., who had just
succeeded to the throne, and was at that moment engaged upon the task of
divorcing his wife, Caroline of Brunswick. The eighth line must be read
probably with a medical eye. The concluding three lines refer to George
III.'s insanity. As a political satirist Lamb disdained half measures.


Page 119. _The Three Graves._

_The Champion_, May 13 and 14, 1820. Signed Dante. Reprinted in _The
Poetical Recreations of "The Champion,"_ 1822, signed Dante and R. et R.
Reprinted in the _London Magazine_, May, 1825, unsigned, with the names
in the last line printed only with initials and dashes, and the
sub-title, "Written during the time, now happily almost forgotten, of
the spy system."

Lamb probably found a certain mischievous pleasure in giving these lines
the title of one of Coleridge's early poems.

The spy system was a protective movement undertaken by Lord Sidmouth
(1757-1844) as Home Secretary in 1817--after the Luddite riots, the
general disaffection in the country, Thistlewood's Spa Fields uprising
and the break-down of the prosecution. Curious reading on the subject is
to be found in the memoirs of Richmond the Spy, and Peter Mackenzie's
remarks on that book and its author, in _Tait's Magazine_. The spy
system culminated with the failure of the Cato Street Conspiracy in
1820, which cost Thistlewood his life. That plot to murder ministers was
revealed by George Edwards, one of the spies named by Lamb in the last
line of this poem. Castles and Oliver were other government spies
mentioned by Richmond.

Line 2. _Bedloe, Oates_ ... William Bedloe (1650-1680) and Titus Oates
(1649-1705) were associated as lying informers of the proceedings of the
imaginary Popish Plot against Charles II.


Page 119. _Sonnet to Mathew Wood, Esq_.

_The Champion_, May 13 and 14, 1820. Reprinted in _The Poetical
Recreations of "The Champion,"_ 1822.

Matthew Wood, afterwards Sir Matthew (1768-1843), was twice Lord Mayor
of London, 1815-1817, and M.P. for the city. He was one of the principal
friends and advisers of Caroline of Brunswick, George IV.'s repudiated
wife. Hence his particular merit in Lamb's eyes. Later he administered
the affairs of the Duke of Kent, whose trustee he was, and his baronetcy
was the first bestowed by Queen Victoria. The sonnet contains another of
Lamb's attacks on Canning. This statesman's mother, after the death of
George Canning, her first husband, in 1771, took to the stage, where she
remained for thirty years. Canning was at school at Eton. The course on
which Wood was adjured to hold was the defence of Queen Caroline; but
Canning's opposition to her cause was not so absolute as Lamb seemed to
think. The ministry, of which Canning was a member, had prepared a bill
by which the queen was to receive £50,000 annually so long as she
remained abroad. The king insisted on divorce or nothing, and it was his
own repugnance to this measure that caused Canning to tender his
resignation. The king refused it, and Canning went abroad and did not
return until it was abandoned.

Line 11. _Pickpocket Peer_. This would be Henry Dundas, Viscount
Melville (1742-1811), Pitt's lieutenant, who was impeached for
embezzling money as First Lord of the Admiralty. He was acquitted, but
that was a circumstance that would hardly concern Lamb when in this
mood.


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Page 120. _On a Projected Journey_.

_The Champion_, July 15 and 16, 1820. Reprinted in _The Poetical
Recreations of "The Champion,"_ 1822. George IV.'s visit to Hanover did
not, however, occur till October, 1821. This is entitled in Ayrton's MS.
book (see below) "Upon the King's embarcation at Ramsgate for Hanover,
1821."


Page 120. _Song for the C----n_.

_The Champion_, July 15 and 16, 1820. Reprinted in _The Poetical
Recreations of "The Champion,"_ 1822.

A song for the Coronation, which was fixed for 1821. Queen Caroline
returned to England in June, 1820, staying with Alderman Wood (see page
361) in order to be on the spot against that event. Meanwhile the
divorce proceedings began, but were eventually withdrawn. Caroline made
a forcible effort to be present at the Coronation, on July 29, 1821, but
was repulsed at the Abbey door. She was taken ill the next day and died
on August 7. "Roy's Wife of Aldivalloch" is the Scotch song by Anne
Grant.


Page 120. _The Unbeloved_.

_The Champion_, September 23 and 24, 1820. Reprinted in _The Poetical
Recreations of "The Champion,"_ 1822. In _The Champion_ the last line
was preceded by

      Place-and-heiress-hunting elf,

the reference to heiress-hunting touching upon Canning's marriage to
Miss Joan Scott, a sister of the Duchess of Portland, who brought him
£100,000.

Line 4. _C----gh_. Robert Stewart, Viscount Castlereagh and second
Marquis of Londonderry (1769-1822), Foreign Secretary from 1812 until
his death. He committed suicide in a state of unsound mind.

Line 6. _The Doctor_. This was the nickname commonly given to Henry
Addington, Viscount Sidmouth.

Line 8. _Their chatty, childish Chancellor_. John Scott, afterwards Earl
of Eldon (1751-1838), the Lord Chancellor.

Line 9. _In Liverpool some virtues strike_. Robert Banks Jenkinson, Earl
of Liverpool (1770-1828), Prime Minister at the time, and therefore
principal scapegoat for the Divorce Bill.

Line 10. _And little Van's beneath dislike_. Nicholas Vansittart,
afterwards Baron Bexley (1766-1851), Chancellor of the Exchequer.

Line 12. _H----t_. Thomas Taylour, first Marquis of Headfort
(1757-1829), the principal figure in a crim. con. case in 1804 when he
was sued by a clergyman named Massey and had to pay £10,000 damages.


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Page 121. _On the Arrival in England of Lord Byron's Remains_.

From a MS. book of William Ayrton's. In _The New Times_, October 24,
1825, the verses followed the "Ode to the Treadmill." The epigram, which
was unsigned, then ran thus:--

                THE POETICAL CASK

      With change of climate manners alter not:
      Transport a drunkard--he'll return a sot.
      So lordly Juan, d----d to endless fame,
      Went out a _pickle_--and comes back the same.

Lord Byron's body had been brought home from Greece, for burial at
Hucknall Torkard, in 1824, and the cause of the epigram was a paragraph
in _The New Times_ of October 19, 1825, stating that the tub in which
Byron's remains came home was exhibited by the captain of the _Rodney_
for 2s. 6d. a head; afterwards sold to a cooper in Whitechapel; resold
to a museum; and finally sold again to a cooper in Middle New Street,
who was at that time using it as an advertisement.

The third line recalls Pope's line--

      See Cromwell damn'd to everlasting fame.

_Essay on Man_, IV., 284.


Page 121. _Lines Suggested by a Sight of Waltham Cross._

First printed in the _Englishman's Magazine_, September, 1831. Lamb sent
the epigram to Barton in a letter in November, 1827. The body of
Caroline of Brunswick, the rejected wife of George IV., was conveyed
through London only by force--involving a fatal affray between the
people and the Life Guards at Hyde Park corner--on its way to burial at
Brunswick.


Page 122. _For the "Table Book."_

This epigram accompanies a note to William Hone. It was marked "For the
_Table Book_," but does not seem to have been printed there.


Page 122. _The Royal Wonders._

_The Times_, August 10, 1830. Signed Charles Lamb. The epigram refers to
the Paris insurrection of July 26, 1830, which cost Charles X. his
throne; and, at home, to William IV.'s extreme fraternal friendliness to
his subjects.


Page 122. _Brevis Esse Laboro._ "One Dip."


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Page 123. _Suum Cuique._

These epigrams were written for the sons of James Augustus Hessey, the
publisher, two Merchant Taylor boys. In _The Taylorian_ for March, 1884,
the magazine of the Merchant Taylors' School, the late Archdeacon
Hessey, one of the boys in question, told the story of their authorship.
It was a custom many years ago for Election Day at Merchant Taylors'
School to be marked by the recitation of original epigrams in Greek,
Latin and English, which, although the boys themselves were usually the
authors, might also be the work of other hands. Archdeacon Hessey and
his brother, as the following passage explains, resorted to Charles Lamb
for assistance:--

The subjects for 1830 were _Suum Cuique_ and _Brevis esse latoro_.
After some three or four exercise nights I confess that I was literally
"at my wits' end." But a brilliant idea struck me. I had frequently, boy
as I was, seen Charles Lamb (Elia) at my father's house, and once, in
1825 or 1826, I had been taken to have tea with him and his sister, Mary
Lamb, at their little house, Colebrook Cottage, a whitish-brown
tenement, standing by itself, close to the New River, at Islington. He
was very kind, as he always was to young people, and very quaint. I told
him that I had devoured his "Roast Pig;" he congratulated me on
possessing a thorough schoolboy's appetite. And he was pleased when I
mentioned my having seen the boys at Christ's Hospital at their public
suppers, which then took place on the Sunday evenings in Lent. "Could
this good-natured and humorous old gentleman be prevailed upon to give
me an Epigram?" "I don't know," said my father, to whom I put the
question, "but I will ask him at any rate, and send him the mottoes." In
a day or two there arrived from Enfield, to which Lamb had removed some
time in 1827, not one, but two epigrams, one on each subject. That on
_Suum Cuique_ was in Latin, and was suggested by the grim satisfaction
which had recently been expressed by the public at the capture and
execution of some notorious highwayman. That on _Brevis esse laboro_ was
in English, and might have represented an adventure which had befallen
Lamb himself, for he stammered frequently, though he was not so grievous
a _Balbulus_ as his friend George Darley, whom I had also often seen. I
need scarcely say that the two Epigrams were highly appreciated, and
that my brother and myself, for I gave my brother one of them, were
objects of envy to our schoolfellows.

The death of George IV., however, prevented their being recited on the
occasion for which they were written.

"_Suum Cuique_," which was signed F. Hessey, was thus translated by its
presumptive author:--

      A thief, on dreary Bagshot's heath well known,
      Was fond of making others' goods his own;
      _Meum_ was never thought of, nor was _Tuum_,
      But everything with him was counted _Suum_.
      At length each gets his own, and no one grieves;
      The rope his neck, Jack Ketch his clothes receives:
      His body to dissecting knife has gone;
      Himself to Orcus: well--each gets his own.

The English epigram, which was signed J.A. Hessey, was a rhyming version
of a story which Lamb was fond of telling. Three, at least, of his
friends relate the story in their recollections of him: Mrs. Mathews in
her life of her husband; Leigh Hunt in _The Companion_; and De Quincey
in _Fraser's Magazine_. The incident possibly occurred to Lamb when as a
boy--or little more--he stayed at Margate about 1790. Lamb must have
written Merchant Taylors' epigrams before, for in 1803, in a letter to
Godwin about writing to order, he speaks of having undertaken, three or
four times, a schoolboy copy of verses for Merchant Taylors' boys at a
guinea a copy, and refers to the trouble and vexation the work was to
him.

Writing to Southey on May 10, 1830, Lamb said, at the end:--"Perhaps
an epigram (not a very happy-gram) I did for a school-boy yesterday may
amuse. I pray Jove he may not get a flogging for any false quantity; but
'tis, with one exception, the only Latin verses I have made for forty
years, and I did it 'to order.'

                      "CUIQUE SUUM

      "Adsciscit sibi divitias et opes alienas
        Fur, rapiens, spolians quod mihi, quod-que tibi,
      Proprium erat, temnens haec verba, meum-que tuum-que
        Omne suum est: tandem Cui-que Suum tribuit.
      Dat resti collum; restes, vah! carnifici dat;
        Sese Diabolo, sic bene; Cuique Suum."


Page 123. _On "The Literary Gazette"_.

_The Examiner_, August 22, 1830. This epigram, consisting only of the
first four lines, slightly altered, and headed "Rejected Epigrams,
6"-evidently torn from a paper containing a number of verses (the figure
7 is just visible underneath it)--is in the British Museum among the
letters left by Vincent Novello. It is inscribed, "In handwriting of Mr.
Charles Lamb." The same collection contains a copy, in Mrs. Cowden
Clarke's handwriting, of the sonnet to Mrs. Jane Towers (see page 50).
_The Literary Gazette_ was William Jerdan's paper, a poor thing, which
Lamb had reason to dislike for the attack it made upon him when _Album
Verses_ was published (see note on page 331).

_The Examiner_ began the attack on August 14, 1830. All the epigrams are
signed T.A. This means that if Lamb wrote the above, he wrote all; which
is not, I think, likely. I do not reproduce them, the humour of punning
upon the name of the editor of the _Literary Gazette_ being a little
outmoded.

T.A. may, of course, have been Lamb's pseudonymous signature. If so, he
may have chosen it as a joke upon his friend Thomas Allsop. But since
one of the epigrams is addressed to himself I doubt if Lamb was the
author.


Page 123. _On the Fast-Day_.

John Payne Collier, in his privately printed reminiscences, _An Old
Man's Diary_, quotes this epigram as being by Charles Lamb. It may have
been written for the Fast-Day on October 19, 1803, for that on May 25,
1804, or for a later one. Lamb tells Hazlitt in February, 1806, that he
meditates a stroll on the Fast-Day.


Page 123. _Nonsense Verses_.

Mr. W. Carew Hazlitt, in _Mary and Charles Lamb_, 1874, says: "I found
these lines--a parody on the popular, or nursery, ditty, 'Lady-bird,
lady-bird, fly away home'--officiating as a wrapper to some of Mr.
Hazlitt's hair. There is no signature; but the handwriting is
unmistakably Lamb's; nor are the lines themselves the worst of his
playful effusions." The piece suggests that Lamb, in a wild mood, was
turning his own "Angel Help" (see page 51) into ridicule--possibly to
satisfy some one who dared him to do it, or vowed that such a feat could
not be accomplished.


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Page 124. _On Wawd._

Wawd was a fellow-clerk. We have this _jeu d'esprit_ through Mr. Joseph
H. Twichell, an American who had it from a fellow-clerk of Lamb's named
Ogilvie. (See _Scribner's Magazine_, March, 1876.)


Page 124. _Six Epitaphs._

Writing to Southey on March 20, 1799, Lamb says:--"I the other day
threw off an extempore epitaph on Ensign Peacock of the 3rd Regt. of the
Royal East India Volunteers, who like other boys in this scarlet tainted
age was ambitious of playing at soldiers, but dying in the first flash
of his valour was at the particular instance of his relations buried
with military honours! like any veteran scarr'd or chopt from Blenheim
or Ramilies. (He was buried in sash and gorget.) Sed hae sunt
lamentabilis nugae--But'tis as good as some epitaphs you and I have read
together in Christ-Church-yard."

The last five Epigrams were sent to the _New York Tribune_, Feb. 22,
1879, by the late J.H. Siddons. They were found on scraps of paper in
Lamb's desk in the India House. Wagstaff and Sturms were fellow-clerks.
Dr. Drake was the medical officer of the establishment. Captain Dey was
a putative son of George IV. The lines upon him were given to Siddons by
Kenney's son.


Page 126. _Time and Eternity_ and _From the Latin_.

In _The Mirror_ for June 1, 1833, are the two poems, collected under the
general heading "The Gatherer," indexed "Lamb, C., lines by." Mr. Thomas
Hutchinson first printed the second poem; but I do not feel too happy
about it.


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Page 127. SATAN IN SEARCH OF A WIFE, 1831.

This ballad was published by Moxon, anonymously, in 1831, although the
authorship was no secret In its volume form it was illustrated by George
Cruikshank. Lamb probably did not value his ballad very highly. Writing
to Moxon in 1833 he says, "I wish you would omit 'by the Author of Elia'
now, in advertising that damn'd 'Devil's Wedding.'"

There is a reference to the poem, in Lamb's letter to Moxon of
October 24, 1831, which needs explanation. Moxon's _Englishman's
Magazine_, after running under his control for three months,
was suddenly abandoned. Lamb, who seems to have been paid in
advance for his work, wrote to Moxon on the subject, approving him
for getting the weight off his mind and adding:--"I have one on
mine. The cash in hand which as ***** less truly says,
burns in my pocket. I feel queer at returning it (who does not?).
You feel awkward at re-taking it (who ought not?) is there no
middle way of adjusting this fine embarrassment. I think I
have hit upon a medium to skin the sore place over, if not quite
to heal it. You hinted that there might be something under £10
by and by accruing to me _Devil's Money_. You are sanguine--say
£7 10s.--that I entirely renounce and abjure all future interest
in, I insist upon it, and 'by Him I will not name' I won't touch a
penny of it. That will split your loss one half--and leave me
conscientious possessor of what I hold. Less than your assent to
this, no proposal will I accept of."

A few months later, writing again to Moxon, he says:--"I am heartily
sorry my Devil does not answer. We must try it a little longer; and,
after all, I think I must insist on taking a portion of its loss upon
myself. It is too much that you should lose by two adventures."

According to some reminiscences of Lamb by Mr. J. Fuller Russell,
printed in _Notes and Queries_, April 1, 1882, Lamb suppressed "Satan in
Search of a Wife," for the reason that the Vicar of Enfield, Dr.
Cresswell, also had married a tailor's daughter, and might be hurt by
the ballad. The correspondence quoted above does not, I think, bear out
Mr. Russell's statement. If the book were still being advertised in
1833, we can hardly believe that any consideration for the Vicar of
Enfield would cause its suppression. This gentleman had been at Enfield
for several years, and Lamb would have either suppressed the book
immediately or not at all; but possibly his wish to disassociate the
name of Elia from the work was inspired by the coincidence.

The ballad does not call for much annotation. The legend
mentioned in the dedication tells how Cecilia, by her music, drew
an angel from heaven, who brought her roses of Paradise. The
ballad of King Cophetua and the beggar maid may be read in the
_Percy Reliques_. Hecate is a triple deity, known as Luna in heaven,
Diana on earth, and Proserpine in hell. In the reference to Milton
I think Lamb must have been thinking of the lines, _Paradise Lost_,
I., 27-28:--

      Say first, for Heav'n hides nothing from thy view,
      Nor the deep tract of Hell....

or, _Paradise Lost_, V., 542:--

      And so from Heav'n to deepest Hell.

Alecto (Part I., Stanza II.) was one of the Furies.--Old Parr (Stanza
IV.) lived to be 152; he died in 1635.--Semiramis (Stanza XVII.) was
Queen of Assyria, under whom Babylon became the most wonderful city in
the world; Helen was Helen of Troy, the cause of the war between the
Greeks and Trojans; Medea was the cruel lover of Jason, who recovered
the Golden Fleece.--Clytemnestra (Stanza XVIII.) was the wife and
murderer of Agamemnon; Joan of Naples was Giovanna, the wife of Andrea
of Hungary, who was accused of assassinating him. Landor wrote a play,
"Giovanna of Naples," to "restore her fame" and "requite her wrongs;"
Cleopatra was the Queen of Egypt, and lover of Mark Antony; Jocasta
married her son Oedipus unknowing who he was.--A tailor's "goose"
(Stanza XXII.) is his smoothing-iron, and his "hell" (Stanza XXIII.) the
place where he throws his shreds and debris.--Lamb's own "Vision of
Horns" (see Vol. I.) serves as a commentary on Stanza XXVII.; and in his
essay "On the Melancholy of Tailors" (Vol. I.) are further remarks on
the connection between tailors and cabbage in Stanza I. of Part II.--The
two Miss Crockfords of Stanza XVIII. would be the daughters of William
Crockford, of Crockford's Club, who, after succeeding to his father's
business of fishmonger, opened the gaming-house which bore his name and
amassed a fortune of upwards of a million.--Semele (Stanza XXI.), whose
lightest wish Jupiter had sworn to grant, was treacherously induced to
express the desire that Jupiter would visit her with the divine pomp in
which he approached his lawful wife Juno. He did so, and she was
consumed by his lightning and thunderbolts.--The bard of Stanza XXV. is,
of course, Virgil.


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Page 138. Prologues and Epilogues.

Writing to Sarah Stoddart concerning Godwin's "Faulkener" Mary Lamb
remarked: "Prologues and Epilogues will be his [Charles's] death."


Page 138. _Epilogue to "Antonio."_

Had Lamb not sent this epilogue to Manning in the letter of December 13,
1800, we should have no copy of it; for Godwin, by Lamb's advice, did
not print it with the play. Writing to Godwin two days before, Lamb
remarked:-"I have been plotting how to abridge the Epilogue. But I
cannot see that any lines can be spared, retaining the connection,
except these two, which are better out:

      "Why should I instance, &c.,
      The sick man's purpose, &c.,

and then the following line must run thus,

      "The truth by an example best is shown."

See lines 16, 17 and 18.

Godwin's "Antonio," produced at Drury Lane on December 13, 1800, was a
failure. Many years afterwards Lamb told the story of the unlucky first
night (see "The Old Actors" in Appendix to Vol. II. of this edition).
Godwin, its author, was, of course, William Godwin, the philosopher
(1756-1836). Later Lamb wrote the prologue to another of his plays (see
page 140 and note).

Lines 35 and 36. _Suett ... Bannister_. Richard Suett (1755-1805) and
Jack Bannister (1760-1836), two famous comedians of that day.  Line 62.
"_Pizarro_." Sheridan's patriotic melodrama, produced May 24, 1799, at
Drury Lane.


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Page 140. _Prologue to "Faulkener."_

William Godwin's tragedy "Faulkener" was produced at Drury Lane,
December 16, 1807, with some success. Lamb's letters to Godwin of
September 9 and 17, 1801, suggest that he had a share in the framing of
the plot. Later the play was taken in hand by Thomas Holcroft and made
more dramatic.

According to Godwin's preface, 1807, the story was taken from the 1745
edition of Defoe's _Roxana_, which contains the episode of Susannah
imagining herself to be Roxana's daughter and throwing herself in her
mother's way. Godwin transformed the daughter into a son. Lamb, however,
seems to have believed this episode to be in the first edition, 1724,
and afterwards to have been removed at the entreaty of Southerne,
Defoe's friend (see Lamb's letters to Walter Wilson, Defoe's biographer,
of December 16, 1822, and February 24, 1823). But it is in reality the
first edition which lacks the episode, and Mr. G.A. Aitken, Defoe's
latest editor, doubts Southerne's interference altogether and considers
Susannah's curiosity an alien interpolation. For Lamb's other remarks on
Defoe see also the "Ode to the Tread Mill," page 72 of this volume, and
"Estimate of Defoe's Secondary Novels" (Vol. I.). Writing to Walter
Wilson on November 15, 1829, on the receipt of his memoirs of Defoe,
Lamb exclaims: "De Foe was always my darling."


Page 140. _Epilogue to "Time's a Tell-Tale."_

A play by Henry Siddons (1774-1815), Mrs. Siddons' eldest son. It was
produced in 1807 at Drury Lane, with Lamb's prologue, which was,
however, received so badly that on the second night another was
substituted for it.


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Page 142. _Prologue to "Remorse."_

Coleridge's tragedy "Remorse," a recasting of his "Osorio" (written at
Sheridan's instigation in 1797), was produced with success on January
23, 1813; and was printed, with the prologue, in the same year. Lamb's
prologue, "spoken by Mr. Carr," was (according to Mr. Dykes Campbell) a
recasting of some verses composed for the prize offered by the Drury
Lane Committee in the previous year, 1812, in response to their
advertisement for a suitable poem to be read at the reopening of the new
building after the fire of 1809. It was, of course, this competition
which brought forth the _Rejected Addresses_ (1812) of the brothers
James and Horace Smith.

The prologue as printed is very different from that which was spoken at
the theatre by Mr. Carr. A writer in the _Theatrical Inquisitor_ for
February, 1813, in his contemptuous criticism, refers to several
passages that are no longer extant. I quote from an account of the
matter by the late Mr. Dykes Campbell in the _Illustrated London News_,
October 22, 1892:--

I am afraid the true text of Lamb's "Rejected Address," even as
modified for use as a prologue, has not come down to us. This is how the
severe and suspicious _Inquisitor_ describes it and its twin brother the
epilogue--

The Prologue and Epilogue were among the most stupid productions of the
modern muse; the former was, in all probability, a Rejected Address, for
it contained many eulogiums on the beauty and magnificence of the "dome"
of Drury; talked of the waves being not quite dry, and expressed the
happiness of the bard at being the first whose muse had soared within
its limits. More stupid than the doggerel of Twiss, and more affected
than the pretty verses of Miles Peter Andrews, the Epilogue proclaimed
its author and the writer of the Prologue to be par nobile fratrum, in
rival dulness both pre-eminent.

The reader of Lamb's prologue will find little of all this in it, but
there is no reason for doubting the critic's account of what he heard at
the theatre. It is not at all unlikely that it was this paragraph which
suggested to Lamb the advisability of still further revising the
"Rejected Address." In the prologue there is a good deal about the size
of the theatre, as compared with "the Lyceum's petty sphere," and of how
pleased Shakspere would have been had he been able to hear--

      When that dread curse of Lear's
      Had burst tremendous on a thousand ears:

rather an anti-climax, by the way, for it means an audience of but five
hundred, which would have been a beggarly account for the new Drury.
There is nothing either about its "dome," or about the scenery, except
commonplaces so flat that one doubts if it be quite fair to quote them--

      The very use, since so essential grown,
      Of painted scenes, was to his [Shakspere's] stage unknown.

This is not an improvement on the "waves not yet quite dry," a Lamb-like
touch which could not have been invented by the critic, and may go far
to convince us of his veracity.

Above all, there is no trace of that splendidly audacious suggestion
that Coleridge was the first "whose muse had soared" within the new
dome--unless we find a blind one in the closing lines, supposing them to
have been converted by the simple process of inversion. Instead of
Coleridge being the first whose muse had soared in the new Drury, Drury
was the first place in which his dramatic muse had soared.

Lamb was not among the writers parodied by the "sneering brothers" (as
he called them later), but Coleridge was. Lamb's turn came in 1825, when
P.G. Patmore, afterwards his friend and the father of Coventry Patmore,
wrote _Rejected Articles_, in which was a very poor imitation of Elia.

Line 9. _Betterton or Booth._ Thomas Betterton, born probably in 1635,
acted for the last time in 1710, the year in which he died. Barton Booth
(1681-1733) left the stage in 1728. Betterton was much at the Little
Theatre in Lincoln's Inn Fields; also at Sir John Vanbrugh's theatre in
the Haymarket.

Line 11. _Quin_. James Quin (1693-1766) of Drury Lane and Covent
Garden, Garrick's great rival, famous as Falstaff. His last appearance
was in 1753.

Line 12. _Garrick._ Garrick's Drury Lane, in which Lamb saw his first
play, was that built by Sir Christopher Wren in 1674. It lasted, with
certain alterations, including a new face by the brothers Adam, nearly
120 years. The seating capacity of this theatre was modest. In 1794 a
new Drury Lane Theatre, the third, was opened--too large for comfortable
seeing or hearing. This was burned down in 1809; and the new one, the
fourth, and that in which "Remorse" was produced, was opened in 1812.
This is the building (with certain additions) that still stands.

Lines 13-16. _Garrick in the shades._ Many years later Lamb used the
same idea in connection with Elliston (see "To the Shade of Elliston,"
Vol. II.).

Line 20. _Ben and Fletcher._ Ben Jonson (1573?-1637) and John Fletcher
(1579-1625), Beaumont's collaborator. Ben Jonson's "Every Man in His
Humour" was produced at the Globe in 1598, Shakspeare being in the
caste; but in the main he wrote for Henslowe, who was connected with the
Rose and the Swan, on Bankside, and with the theatre in Newington Butts,
and who built, with Alleyn, in 1600, the Fortune in Golden Lane,
Cripplegate Without. Beaumont and Fletcher's plays went for the most
part to Burbage, who owned the Globe at Southwark and the Blackfriars'
Theatre. Shakspeare also wrote for Burbage.


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Page 143. _Epilogue to "Debtor and Creditor."_

"Debtor and Creditor" was a farce by James Kenney (1780-1849), Lamb's
friend, with whom he stayed at Versailles in 1822. The play was produced
April 20, 1814. Gosling's experiences as a dramatic author seem to have
been curiously like Lamb's own. See note to "Mr. H." on page 392.

Line 12. _They never bring the Spanish._ Spanish, old slang for money.

Line 40. _Polito's._ Polito at one time kept the menagerie in Exeter
Change.

Line 42. _Larry Whack._ Larry Whack is referred to in the play. Says
Sampson, on one occasion: "Who be I? Come, that be capital! Why, ben't I
Sampson Miller? Didn't I bang the Darby Corps at York Races ... and
durst Sir Harry Slang bring me up to town to fight Larry Whack, the
Irish ruffian?..."


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Page 145. _Epilogue to an Amateur Performance of "Richard II."_

This epilogue, says Canon Ainger, who first printed it, was written for
a performance given by the family of Barren Field in 1824. The family of
Henry Field, Barron's father, would perhaps be more accurate; for Barron
Field was childless. The verses, which I print by permission of Miss
Kendall, Miss Field's residuary legatee, were given to Canon Ainger by
the late Miss M.L. Field, of Hastings. In his interesting note he adds
of this lady (to whom Lamb addressed the verses on page 106), "she told
me that she (then a girl of 19) sat by the side of Lamb during the
performance. She remembered well, she said, that in course of the play a
looking glass was broken, and that Lamb turned to her and whispered
'Sixpence!' She added that before the play began, while the guests were
assembling, the butler announced 'Mr. Negus!'--upon which Lamb
exclaimed, 'Hand him round!'"

Lamb refers in the opening lines to Edmund Kean and John Philip Kemble.

In this connection it may be interesting to state that Lamb told Patmore
that he considered John of Gaunt, time-honoured Lancaster, the grandest
name in the world.


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Page 146. _Prologue to "The Wife."_

The original form of the prologue to James Sheridan Knowles' comedy, not
hitherto collected in any edition of Lamb's writings, is preserved in
the Forster collection in the South Kensington Museum. It was sent to
Moxon, for Knowles, in April, 1833, and differs considerably. See the
large edition of this work. It is curious that the prologue was not
attributed to Lamb when the play was printed. Knowles wrote in the
preface: "To my early, my trusty and honoured friend, Charles Lamb, I
owe my thanks for a delightful Epilogue, composed almost as soon as it
was requested. To an equally dear friend, I am equally indebted for my
Prologue."


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Page 147. _Epilogue to "The Wife."_

This epilogue was spoken by Miss Ellen Tree.


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Page 149. JOHN WOODVIL.

First published in 1802 in a slender volume entitled _John Woodvil: a
Tragedy. By C. Lamb. To which are added Fragments of Burton, the author
of the Anatomy of Melancholy._ The full contents of the book were:--

John Woodvil; Ballad, From the German (see page 29); Helen (see page
28); Curious Fragments, I., II., III., IV.; The Argument; The
Consequence (see Vol. I., page 29, and note; also pages 30 and 35 of the
present volume and notes).

_John Woodvil_ was reprinted by Lamb in the _Works_, 1818, the text of
which is followed here.

If Mr. Fuller Russell was right in his statement in _Notes and Queries_,
April 1, 1882, that Lamb told him he "had lost £25 by his best effort,
_John Woodvil_," we must suppose that the book was published wholly or
partially at his own cost.

The history of the poem which follows is, with an omission and addition
here and there, that compiled by the late Mr. Dykes Campbell and
contributed by him to _The Athenaeum_, October 31 and November 14, 1891.
Mr. Campbell had the opportunity of collating the edition of 1802 with a
manuscript copy made by Lamb and his sister for Manning. With that
patient thoroughness and discrimination which made his work as an
editor so valuable, Mr. Campbell minutely examined this copy and put the
results on record; and they are now for the first time, by permission of
Mrs. Dykes Campbell and the Editor of _The Athenaum_, incorporated in an
edition of Lamb's writings. The copy itself, I may add, when it came
into the market, was secured by an American collector. Mr. Campbell's
words follow, my own interpolations being within square brackets.

Lamb's first allusion to the future _John Woodvil_ occurs in a letter to
Southey (October 29, 1798), at a time when the two young men were
exchanging a good many copies of verses for mutual criticism. "Not
having anything of my own," writes Lamb, "to send you in return (though,
to tell the truth, I am at work upon something which if I were to cut
away and garble, perhaps I might send you an extract or two that might
not displease you: but I will not do that; and whether it will come to
anything I know not, for I am as slow as a Fleming painter, when I
compose anything) I will crave leave to put down a few lines of old
Christopher Marlowe's." Lamb must soon have got rid of his objections to
cutting away and garbling, for before a month had elapsed he had sent
Southey two extracts, first the "Dying Lover" [see "Dramatic Fragment,"
page 85], and next (November 28) "The Witch" [see page 199], both of
which passages were excluded from the printed play. [The letter, which
is wrongly dated April 20, 1799, in some editions, concludes (of "The
Witch"): "This is the extract I bragged of as superior to that I sent
you from Marlowe: perhaps you will smile."]

Charles Lloyd shared with Southey the pains and pleasures of criticising
Lamb's verses, for Lamb asks the latter if he agrees with Lloyd in
disliking something in "The Witch."

[Thus: "Lloyd objects to 'shutting up the womb of his purse' in my curse
(which, for a Christian witch in a Christian country, is not too mild, I
hope). Do you object? I think there is a strangeness in the idea, as
well as 'shaking the poor little snakes from his door,' which suits the
speaker. Witches illustrate, as fine ladies do, from their own familiar
objects, and snakes and the shutting up of wombs are in their way. I
don't know that this last charge has been before brought against 'em nor
either the sour milk or the mandrake babe; but I affirm these be things
a witch would do if she could."]

Lamb proposes also to adopt an emendation of Southey's in the "Dying
Lover"--"though I do not feel the objection against 'Silent Prayer,'"
and in the event he did very sensibly stick to his own opinion, for in
the _London Magazine_ the line runs, as first written:--

      He put a silent prayer up for the bride.

One wonders what harm Southey can have seen in it. At this time Southey
was collecting verses for the first volume of his _Annual Anthology_
(provisionally called the _Kalendar_), and inviting contributions from
Lamb. In writing before November 28, 1798, "This ['The Witch'] and the
'Dying Lover' I gave you are the only extracts I can give without
mutilation," Lamb may have meant that Southey was at liberty to print
them in the _Anthology_. A year later, October 31, 1799, when the second
volume was in preparation, Lamb wrote:--"I shall have nothing to
communicate, I fear, to the _Anthology_. You shall have some fragments
of my play if you desire them; but I think I would rather print it
whole."

As a matter of fact, Lamb contributed nothing to the collection except
the lines "Living without God in the World," printed in the first volume
[see page 19. To _Recreations in Agriculture, Natural History,_ etc.,
1801, edited by Dr. James Anderson, a friend of George Dyer, Lamb,
however, sent "Description of a Forest Life," "The General Lover" (What
is it you love?) and the "Dying Lover," called "Fragment in Dialogue."
There are slight differences in the text, the chief alteration being in
line 3 of the "Description of a Forest Life":--

      Bursting the lubbar bonds of sleep that bound him.]

Reverting to the letter of November 28, one learns Lamb's intentions as
to the play:--"My Tragedy will be a medley (as I intend it to be a
medley) of laughter and tears, prose and verse, and in some places
rhyme, songs, wit, pathos, humour, and, if possible, sublimity; at least
it is not a fault in my intention if it does not comprehend most of
these discordant atoms. Heaven send they dance not the 'Dance of
Death'!"

The composition went on slowly and in a very casual way, for on January
21, 1799, he writes again to Southey:--"I have only one slight passage
to send you, scarce worth the sending, which I want to edge in somewhere
into my play, which, by the way, hath not received the addition often
lines, besides, since I saw you." The "slight passage" is one which, it
will be seen, was "edged in" near the end of the second act, but taken
out again--that beginning:--

      I saw him [John Woodvil] in the day of Worcester fight,
      Whither he came at twice seven years,
      Under the discipline of the Lord Falkland
      (His uncle by the mother's side), etc.

Lamb naïvely asks Southey, "But did Falkland die before the Worcester
fight? In that case I must make bold to unclify some other nobleman." I
suppose Southey must have answered that Falkland had been killed at
Newbury eight years before Worcester fight, for when the passage had
been edged into the play, _Naseby_ and _Ashley_ were substituted for
"Worcester" and "Falkland" respectively. This was as bad a shot as the
first, for Sir Anthony Cooper, whether at Naseby or no, did not become
Lord Ashley until sixteen years after that fight[31]. Had the passage
escaped the pruning knife, Lamb's historical research would no doubt
have provided a proper battle and a proper uncle for his hero. Again
Lloyd appears as a critic, and this time he is obeyed, probably because
his objection to "portrayed in his face" was backed by Southey. "I like
the line," says Lamb, but he altered it to

      Of Valour's beauty in his youthful face

in the Manning MS. Four months later, on May 20, Lamb sends Southey the
charming passage about forest-life on page 173, and defends his blank
verse against Southey's censure of the pauses at the end of the lines;
he does it on the model of Shakespeare, he says, in his "endeavour after
a colloquial ease and spirit." Talfourd printed the passage in full, but
some later editors have cut down the twenty-four lines to the six
opening ones, to the loss of a point in the letter. Lamb says he "loves
to anticipate charges of unoriginality," adding--"the first line is
almost Shakespeare's:--

      "To have my love to bed and to arise.
                          "'Midsummer-Night's Dream.'

I think there is a sweetness in the versification not unlike some rhymes
in that exquisite play, and the last line but three is yours." This line
describes how the deer, as they came tripping by,

      Then stop and gaze, then turn, they know not why.

Lamb thus gives the line and his reference:--

                                         ----An eye
      That met the gaze, or turn'd it knew not why.
                                    "Rosamund's Epistle."

But, of course, he misquotes both line and title--though Southey would
feel flattered in finding that his friend's memory had done so well. As
the editors have not annotated the passage, I will say here that Lamb
should have quoted

                                         The modest eye
      That met the glance, or turn'd, it knew not why.
                                        "Rosamund to Henry."

The poem is one of those in the now scarce volume which Southey and
Lovel published jointly at Bath in 1795, _Poems: containing "The
Retrospect."_ [It was this forest passage which, as Hazlitt tells us in
his _Spirit of the Age_, so puzzled Godwin. After looking in vain
through the old dramatists for it, he applied to Lamb himself.]


[Footnote 31: Sir Jacob Astley(?), but he too was ennobled _after_
Naseby.]


By the end of October the play had evidently been completed (though not
yet named), for on the 31st Southey was asked, "Have you seen it, or
shall I lend you a copy? I want your opinion of it." None is recorded
here, but more than two years later, when Southey was in London, he gave
it to Danvers (_Letters of R.S._, II., 184): "Lamb and his sister see us
often: he is printing his play, which will please you by the exquisite
beauty of its poetry, and provoke you by the exquisite silliness of its
story."

The play must have been baptised as "Pride's Cure" soon after
Hallowe'en, for at Christmas it was submitted under that title to
Kemble, and about the same time (December 28, 1799) we find Lamb
defending the title (with the vehemence and subtlety of a doubter, as I
read) against the adverse criticism of Manning and Mrs. Charles Lloyd.
Lamb had lately been on a visit to these friends at Cambridge, and had
doubtless taken a copy of his play with him and received their
objections there and then--for his defence does not seem to have been
provoked by a letter. [In a letter to Charles Lloyd that has come to
light since Mr. Dykes Campbell wrote, belonging to middle December,
1799, Lamb asks for his play to be returned to him, suggesting that Mrs.
Lloyd shall despatch it. It was probably in the letter that accompanied
the parcel that the criticism of the title was found. Lamb thus defended
it:--"By-the-bye, I think you and Sophia both incorrect with regard to
the _title_ of the _play_. Allowing your objection (which is not
necessary, as pride may be, and is in real life often, cured by
misfortunes not directly originating from its own acts, as Jeremy Taylor
will tell you a naughty desire is sometimes sent to cure it; I know you
read these _practical divines_)--but allowing your objection, does not
the betraying of his father's secret directly spring from pride?--from
the pride of wine, and a full heart, and a proud over-stepping of the
ordinary rules of morality, and contempt of the prejudices of mankind,
which are not to bind superior souls--'as _trust_ in _the matter of
secrets_ all _ties_ of _blood_, etc., etc., keeping of _promises_, the
feeble mind's religion, binding our _morning knowledge_ to the
performance of what _last night's ignorance spake_'--does he not prate,
that '_Great Spirits_' must do more than die for their friend? Does not
the pride of wine incite him to display some evidence of friendship,
which its own irregularity shall make great? This I know, that I meant
his punishment not alone to be a cure for his daily and habitual
_pride_, but the direct consequence and appropriate punishment of a
particular act of pride.

"If you do not understand it so, it is my fault in not explaining my
meaning."]

Manning seems to have begged for a copy--or reconsideration,
perhaps--for Lamb, on February 13, 1800, promised him a copy "of my play
and the _Falstaff Letters_ in a day or two." There is no trace of the
former having been sent, but the latter certainly was, for on March 1 he
presses Manning for his opinion of it--hopes he is "prepared to call it
a bundle of the sharpest, queerest, profoundest humours," etc., as he
was accustomed to hope when that book was in question. The next mention
of the play occurs in an undated letter to Coleridge [accompanying a MS.
copy of the play for the Wordsworths], dated by Talfourd and other
editors "end of 1800," which must have been written in March or April,
1800 [since Coleridge was then staying with Wordsworth, engaged in
completing the translation of _Wallenstein,_ the last of the MS. being
sent to the printer in April]. Talfourd's mistake in dating it perhaps
led him to suppose that the copy sent through Coleridge to Wordsworth
was a printed copy, and that Lamb had printed _John Woodvil_ a year
before he published it. If any other proof were needed that Talfourd
guessed wrongly, it is supplied by this sentence in the letter to
Manning of February 15, 1801:--"I lately received from Wordsworth a copy
of the second volume [of the _Lyrical Ballads_] accompanied by an
acknowledgment of having received from me _many months since_ a copy of
a certain Tragedy, with excuses for not having made any acknowledgment
sooner."

Lamb's reply to Wordsworth (January 30, 1801) is so very dry--"Thank you
for Liking my Play!!"--that we may suppose that Wordsworth's expression
of "liking" was not very enthusiastic.

Things become clearer when we reach November 3, 1800, on which day Lamb
thus addressed Manning (I quote verbatim from the original letter):--"At
last I have written to Kemble to know the event of my play, which was
presented last Christmas. As I suspected, came an answer back that the
copy was lost ... with a courteous (reasonable!) request of another copy
(if I had one by me), and a promise of a definite answer in a week. I
could not resist so facile and moderate demand: so scribbled out
another, omitting sundry things, such as the witch story, about half the
forest scene (which is too leisurely for _story_), and transposing that
damn'd soliloquy about England getting drunk, which like its reciter
stupidly stood alone nothing prevenient, or antevenient, and cleared
away a good deal besides ... I sent it last night, and am in weekly
expectation of the Tolling Bell and death warrant."

It will be observed that that second copy sent to Kemble must have
differed essentially from the one sent to Manning, for the latter
includes the witch story, and retains in its original place the
soliloquy about England getting drunk.

To this copy sent to Manning we now come in chronological order, but the
exact date of its despatch must remain uncertain. Clearly it was
subsequent, but probably not long subsequent, to Kemble's rejection of
the play, which took place soon after All Souls' Day, for Kemble must
have made up his mind within half an hour of taking up the manuscript. I
venture to assume that the argosy which bore all the treasures recounted
in the following bill of lading sailed about Christmas, 1800. It is sad
to think that the bill of lading itself and the MS. of "Pride's Cure"
are the only salvage.

"I send you all of Coleridge's letters to me which I have preserved;
some of them are upon the subject of my play. I also send you Kemble's
two letters, and the prompter's courteous epistle, with a curious
critique on 'Pride's Cure' by a young Physician from EDINBORO', who
modestly suggests quite another kind of plot. These are monuments of my
disappointments which I like to preserve ...You will carefully keep all
(except the Scotch Doctor's, _which burn_) _in statu quo_ till I come to
claim mine own."

On the reverse of the half-sheet is written: "For Mister Manning |
Teacher of the Mathematics | and the Black Arts, | There is another
letter in the inside cover of the book opposite the blank leaf that
_was_."

[This is the other letter, written inside the board cover of the copy of
the play, in Charles Lamb's hand:--

"Mind this goes for a letter. (Acknowledge it directly, if only in ten
words.)

"DEAR MANNING:

"(I shall want to hear this comes safe.)

"I have scratched out a good deal, as you will see. Generally, what I
have rejected was either _false_ in _feeling_, or a violation of
character, mostly of the first sort. I will here just instance in the
concluding few lines of the dying Lover's story, which completely
contradicted his character of _violent_ and _unreproachful_. I hesitated
a good while what copy to send you, and at last resolved to send the
_worst_, because you are familiar with it and can make it out; a
stranger would find so much difficulty in doing it, that it would give
him more pain than pleasure. This is compounded precisely of the two
persons' hands you requested it should be.

"Yours sincerely,

"C. LAMB."

The two persons were undoubtedly Charles Lamb and his sister.]

Before proceeding to the MS. itself, it will be desirable to refer to
Lamb's letter to Manning of February 15, 1802, in which he defends
himself against Manning's animadversions on the changes found in the
printed _John Woodvil_. This letter is addressed to "Mr. Thomas Manning,
Maison Magnan, No. 342 Boulevard Italien, Paris." ....The italics are in
the original:--"_Apropos_, I think you wrong about _my_ play. All the
omissions are _right_. And the supplementary scene, in which Sandford
_narrates_ the manner in which his master is affected, is the best in
the book. It stands where a hodge-podge of German puerilities used to
stand. I insist upon it that you like that scene." ...

There is one thing more to add. Its excuse is the best in the world--it
is quite new. In that precious letter of February 15, 1801, is a passage
[printed in Canon Ainger's _édition de luxe_] which shows that Lamb
(probably) tried George Colman the younger with "Pride's Cure." The
potentate of the Haymarket was probably less sublimely courteous in his
rejection than Kemble.

"Now to my own affairs. I have not taken that thing to Colman, but I
have proceeded one step in the business. I have inquired his address and
am promised it in a few days."

[The Manning copy of _John Woodvil_ is thus described by Mr. Dykes
Campbell]:--It is composed of foolscap sheets stitched into a limp
wrapper of marbled paper. The writing is chiefly Mary Lamb's; her
brother's portion seems to have been done at various times, for the ink
varies in shade, and the handwriting in style.

On the inside of the first cover, as before noted, is written the letter
quoted above. Then comes a page with:--

      Begun August, 1798, finished May, 1799.
      This comes in beginng 2d act.
      (Letter)
      of Marg. to John

[this being Margaret's "Letter" (page 160 of the present volume).]

On the reverse, Mary has written out the "Characters in 'Pride's Cure,'
a Tragedy." In this list Lovel and Gray are described as "two Court
spies."

On the next page the play opens, but on the top margin is written:--

          "Turn a leaf back for _my_ Letter to Manning.

                                             "C. LAMB."

The point of the underlining of "my" is to distinguish Lamb's letter
from Margaret's, which chance to face one another in the MS.

Then comes:--

      Pride's Cure.
      A Tragedy.
      Act the First. Scene the First.
      A Servants' apartment in Wodvil [_sic_] Hall.
      Servants drinking.
      A Song by Daniel.
      "When the King enjoys his own again."
      _Peter_. A delicate song upon my verity.
      Where didst learn it, fellow?

And so on for some leaves without material difference from print.

After the speech [page 155] "_All_. Truly a sad consideration" comes
this continuation of the dialogue:--

_Daniel_. You know what he said to you one day in confidence.

_Peter_. I have reason to remember the words--"'Tis a pity (said he) a
traitor should go unpunished."

_Francis_. Did he say so much?  _Peter_. As true as I sit here. I told
Daniel of it the same day. Did I not, Daniel?

_Daniel_. Well, I do not know but it may be merrier times with us
servants if Sir Walter never comes back.

_Francis_. But then again, who of us can think of betraying him?

_Peter_. His son, John Woodvil, is the prince of good masters.

_Daniel_. Here is his health, and the King's. (_They all drink_.) Well,
I cannot see why one of us should not deserve the reward as well as
another man.

_Martin_. Indeed there is something in that.

_Sandford enters suddenly_.

_Sandford_. You well-fed and unprofitable grooms.

And so on as printed, until we come to Margaret's reply to Sandford's
speech ending [page 156]:--

Since my ["our"] old master quitted all his rights here.

_Margaret_. Alas! I am sure I find it so.
            Ah! Mr. Sandford,
            This is no dwelling now for me,
            As in Sir Walter's days it was.
            I can remember when this house hath been
            A sanctuary to a poor orphan girl
            From evil tongues and injuries of the world.
            Now every day
            I must endure fresh insult from the scorn
            Of Woodvil's friends, the uncivil jests
            And free discourses of the dissolute men
            That haunt this mansion, making me their mirth.

Further on in the same dialogue comes the following, after the line in
Margaret's speech [page 158, line 18],

            His love, which ["that"] long has been upon the wane.

            And therefore 'tis men seeing this
            Have ta'en their cue and think it now their time
            To slur me with their coward disrespects,
            Unworthy usages, who, while John lov'd
            And while one breath'd
            That thought not much to take the orphan's part,
            And durst as soon
            Hold dalliance with the chafed lion's paw,
            Or play with fire, or utter blasphemy,
            As think a disrespectful thought of Margaret.

_Sandford_. I am too mean a man,
            Being but a servant in the family,
            To be the avenger of a Lady's wrongs,
            And such a Lady! but I verily think
            That I should cleave the rudesby to the earth
            With my good oaken staff, and think no harm,
            That offer'd you an insult, I being by.
            I warrant you, young Master would forgive,
            And thank me for the deed,
            Tho' he I struck were one of his dearest friends.

_Margaret_. O Mr. Sandford, you must think it,
            I know, as sad undecency in me
            To trouble thus your friendly hearing
            With my complaints.
            But I have now no female friend
            In all this house, adviser none, or friend
            To council with, and when I view your face,
            I call to mind old times,
            And how these things were different once
            When your old friend and master rul'd this house.
            Nay, never weep; why, man, I trust that yet
            Sir Walter shall return one day
            And thank you for these tears,
            And loving services to his poor orphan.
            For me, I am determined what to do.

And so on as printed down to Margaret's line [page 158, line 3 from
foot]:--

            And cowardice grows enamour'd of rare accidents.

The three lines which follow in print [pages 158-9] are not in the MS.
Margaret continues thus:--

            But we must part now.
            I see one coming, that will also observe us.
            Before night comes we will contrive to meet,
            And then I will tell you further. Till when, farewell.
_Sandford_. My prayers go with you, Lady, and your counsels,
            And heaven so prosper them, as I wish you well.
                                [_They part several ways_.]

Here follows:--

Scene the Second. A Library in Woodvil Hall; John Woodvil alone.

_John Woodvil (alone)_. Now universal England getteth drunk.

And so on as printed in Act II. [on page 165]. After the last printed
line,

            A fishing, hawking, hunting country gentleman,

the MS. has these five lines, but Lamb drew his pen through them:--

            Great spirits ask great play-room; I would be
            The Phaeton, should put the world to a hazard,
            E'er I'd forego the horses of the sun,
            And giddy lustre of my travels' glory
            For tedious common paces.            [_Exit_.]

Next comes:--

Scene the Third. An apartment in Woodvil Hall; Margaret. Sandford.

_Margaret_. I pray you spare me, Mr. Sandford.

And so on as printed as the continuation of the former scene [page 159]
to the end of that and of the first act. But in the middle of Sandford's
speech comes in the "Witch" story, thus introduced:--

[_Sandford_.] I know a suit
            Of lovely Lincoln-green, that much shall grace you
            In the wear, being glossy, fresh and worn but seld,
            Young Stephen Woodvil's they were, Sir Walter's eldest son,
            Who died long since in early youth.
_Margaret_. I have somewhere heard his story. I remember
            Sir Walter Rowland would rebuke me, being a girl,
            When I have asked the manner of his death.
            But I forget it.
_Sandford_. One summer night, Sir Francis, as it chanc'd,
            Was pacing to and fro in the avenue
            That westward fronts our house,--
_Margaret_. Methinks I should learn something of his story
            Whose garments I am to wear.
_Sandford_. Among those aged oaks, etc.

And so the witch story goes on, not quite as printed as a separate poem
in the _Works_ of 1818 [see page 199], but not differing very
materially....

Then comes "Act the Second. John Woodvil alone. Reading a letter (which
stands at the beginning of the book)." The letter is longer in MS. than
in print [see page 160], the words in italics having been withdrawn from
the middle of the second sentence:--

"The course I have taken ... seemed to [me] best _both for the warding
off of calumny from myself (which should bring dishonor upon the memory
of Sir Rowland my father, if a daughter of his could be thought to
prefer doubtful ease before virtuous sufferance, softness before
reputation), and_ for the once-for-all releasing of yourself...."

No notable alteration occurs until we come to the second scene, which in
the MS. (owing to the transposition of Woodvil's soliloquy) followed
immediately on Lovel's reply to Woodvil's speech--

            No, you shall go with me into the gallery--

printed on page 164.

Scene the Second. Sherwood Forest. Sir Walter Woodvil, Simon, drest as
Frenchmen.

Sir Walter's opening speech is long in print [page 166]--in MS. it is
but this:--

_Sir Walter_. How fares my boy, Simon, my youngest born,
              My hope, my pride, young Woodvil, speak to me;
              Thinkest thy brother plays thy father false?
              My life upon his faith and noble heart;
              Son John could never play thy father false.

There is no further material change to note until we come to the point
in the conversation between Sir Walter, Simon and Margaret [page 172],
where Simon calls John "a scurvy brother," to whom Margaret responds:--

_Margaret_.   I speak no slander, Simon, of your brother,
              He is still the first of men.

_Simon_.      I would fain learn that, if you please.

_Margaret_.   Had'st rather hear his praises in the mass
              Or parcel'd out in each particular?

_Simon_.      So please you, in the detail: general praise
              We'll leave to his Epitaph-maker.

_Margaret_.   I will begin then--
              His face is Fancy's tablet, where the witch
              Paints, in her fine caprice, ever new forms,
              Making it apt all workings of the soul,
              All passions and their changes to display;
              His eye, attention's magnet, draws all hearts.

_Simon_.      Is this all about your son, Sir?

_Margaret_.   Pray let me proceed. His tongue....

_Simon_.      Well skill'd in lying, no doubt--

_Sir Walter_. Ungracious boy! will you not hear her out?

_Margaret_.   His tongue well skill'd in sweetness to discuss--
              (False tongue that seem'd for love-vows only fram'd)--

_Simon_.      Did I not say so?

_Margaret_.   All knowledge and all topics of converse,
              Ev'n all the infinite stuff of men's debate
              From matter of fact, to the heights of metaphysick,
              How could she think that noble mind
              So furnish'd, so innate in all perfections,
              The manners and the worth
              That go to the making up of a complete Gentleman,
              Could from his proper nature so decline
              And from that starry height of place he mov'd in
              To link his fortune to a lowly Lady
              Who nothing with her brought but her plain heart,
              And truth of love that never swerv'd from Woodvil.

_Simon_.      Wilt please you hear some vices of this brother,
              This all-accomplish'd John?

_Margaret_.   There is no need--I grant him all you say and more,
              Vain, ambitious, large of purpose,
              Fantastic, fiery, swift and confident,
              A wayward child of vanity and spleen,
              A hair-brain'd mad-cap, dreamer of gold dreams,
              A daily feaster on high self-conceit,
              With many glorious faults beside,
              Weak minds mistake for virtues.

_Simon_.      Add to these,
              That having gain'd a virtuous maiden's love,
              One fairly priz'd at twenty times his worth,
              He let her wander houseless from his door
              To seek new friends and find elsewhere a home.

_Sir Walter_. Fie upon't--
              All men are false, I think, etc.

And here we arrive at the "Dying Lover," which was printed anonymously in the
_London Magazine_ for January, 1822. But before passing from the long
passage transcribed above I am bound to say that Lamb drew his pen
through it all, marking some bits "bad" and others "very bad." I venture
to think that in this he did himself some injustice.

To Sir Walter's sweeping indictment Margaret replies as follows. I keep
to the text of the MS., noting some trifling changes made for the
_London Magazine_ [see page 85]:--

_Margaret_.   All are not false. I knew a youth who died
              For grief, because his Love proved so,
              And married to[32] another.
              I saw him on the wedding day,
              For he was present in the church that day,
              And in his best apparel too[33],
              As one that came to grace the ceremony.
              I mark'd him when the ring was given,
              His countenance never changed;
              And when the priest pronounced the marriage blessing,
              He put a silent prayer up for the bride,
              [For they stood near who saw his lips move.][34]
              He came invited to the marriage-feast
              With the bride's friends,
              And was the merriest of them all that day;
              But they, who knew him best, call'd it feign'd mirth;
              And others said,
              He wore a smile like death's[35] upon his face.
              His presence dash'd all the beholders' mirth,
              And he went away in tears.

_Simon_.      What followed then?

_Margaret_.   Oh! then
              He did not as neglected suitors use
              Affect a life of solitude in shades,
              But lived,
              In free discourse and sweet society,
              Among his friends who knew his gentle nature best.
              Yet ever when he smiled,
              There was a mystery legible in his face,
              That whoso saw him said he was a man
              Not long for this world.----
              And true it was, for even then
              The silent love was feeding at his heart
              Of which he died:
              Nor ever spake word of reproach,
              Only he wish'd in death that his remains[36]
              Might find a poor grave in some spot, not far
              From his mistress' family vault, "being the place
              Where one day Anna should herself be laid."

                         (So far in the _Magazine_.)


[Footnote 32: "With" (_London Magazine_).]

[Footnote 33: "In festive bravery deck'd" (_London Magazine_).]

[Footnote 34: This line erased in MS. and nothing substituted. In the
_London Magazine_ this took its place:--"For so his moving lip
interpreted."]

[Footnote 35: "Death" (_London Magazine_).]

[Footnote 36: Lamb drew his pen through the four concluding lines, and
wrote in the margin "_very_ bad."]


_Simon_. A melancholy catastrophe. For my part I shall never die for
love, being as I am, too general-contemplative for the narrow passion. I
am in some sort a general lover.

_Margaret_. In the name of the Boy-god who plays at blind man's buff
with the Muses, and cares not whom he catches; what is it you love?

And so on until the end of Simon's famous description of the delights of
forest life [page 173]. To this

_Margaret_ (_smiling_). And afterwards them paint in simile.

(_To Sir Walter._) I had some foolish questions to put concerning your
son, Sir.--Was John so early valiant as hath been reported? I have heard
some legends of him.

_Sir Walter_. You shall not call them so. Report, in most things
superfluous, in many things altogether an inventress, hath been but too
modest in the delivery of John's true stories.

_Margaret_.   Proceed, Sir.

_Sir Walter_. I saw him on the day of Naseby Fight--
              To which he came at twice seven years,
              Under the discipline of the Lord Ashley,
              His uncle by the mother's side,
              Who gave his early principles a bent
              Quite from the politics of his father's house.

_Margaret_.   I have heard so much.

_Sir Walter_. There did I see this valiant Lamb of Mars,
              This sprig of honour, this unbearded John,
              This veteran in green years, this sprout, this Woodvil,
              With dreadless ease, guiding a fire-hot steed
              Which seem'd to scorn the manage of a boy,
              Prick forth with such an ease into the field
              To mingle rivalship and deeds of wrath
              Even with the sinewy masters of the art[37]!
              The rough fanatic and blood-practis'd soldiery
              Seeing such hope and virtue in the boy,
              Disclosed their ranks to let him pass unhurt,
              Checking their swords' uncivil injuries
              As both to mar that curious workmanship
              Of valour's beauty in his youthful face.

_Simon_.      Mistress Margaret will have need of some refreshment, etc.

Lamb has drawn his pen through this passage, and marked it "bad or
dubious."


[Footnote 37: Some lines intervene here in the letter to Southey of
January 21, 1799, which are not in the MS.]

 At the beginning of the fourth act John Woodvil's soliloquy is broken
in upon by Sandford. He has just told himself [page 186] that

      Some, the most resolved fools of all,
      Have told their dearest secrets in their cups,

when

_Enter Sandford in haste._

_Sandford_. O Sir, you have not told them anything?

_John_. Told whom, Sandford?

_Sandford_. Mr. Lovel or Mr. Gray, anything concerning your father?

_John_. Are they not my friends, Sandford?

_Sandford_. Your friends! Lord help you, they your friends! They were no
better than two Court spies set on to get the secret out of you. I have
just discovered in time all their practices.

_John_. But I have told one of them.

_Sandford_. God forbid, God forbid!

_John_. How do you know them to be what you said they were?

_Sandford_. Good God!

_John_. Tell me, Sandford, my good Sandford, your master begs it of you.

_Sandford_. I cannot speak to you. [_Goes out, John following him._]

Scene the Second. The forest.

This forest scene has been greatly altered. When Gray has said [page
188], "'Tis a brave youth," etc., there follows:--

_Sir Walter_. Why should I live any longer? There is my sword
(_surrendering_). Son John, 'tis thou hast brought this disgrace upon us
all.

_Simon_. Father, why do you cover your face with your hands? Why do you
draw your breath so hard? See, villains, his heart is burst! O villains,
he cannot speak! One of you run for some water; quick, ye musty rogues:
will ye have your throats cut? [_They both slink off._] How is it with
you, father? Look up, Sir Walter, the villains are gone.

"He hears" [page 188], down to "_Bears in the body_" [page 188], of the
print is not in the MS., which goes on thus:--

_Sir Walter_. Barely a minute's breath is left me now,
              Which must be spent in charity by me,
              And, Simon, as you prize my dying words,
              I charge you with your brother live in peace
              And be my messenger,
              To bear my message to the unhappy boy,
              For certain his intent was short of my death.

_Simon_.      I hope as much, father.

_Sir Walter_. Tell him I send it with my parting prayer,
              And you must fall upon his neck and weep,
              And teach him pray, and love your brother John,
              For you two now are left in the wide world
              The sole survivors of the Woodvil name.
              Bless you, my sons--            [_Dies._]

_Simon._      My father's soul is fled.
              And now, my trusty servant, my sword,
              One labour yet, my sword, then sleep for ever.
              Drink up the poor dregs left of Woodvil's name
              And fill the measure of our house's crimes.
              How nature sickens,
              To view her customary bands so snapt
              When Love's sweet fires go out in blood of kin,
              And natural regards have left the earth.

Scene changes to another part of the forest.

_Margaret (alone)._
              They are gone to bear the body to the town,
              It was an error merely and no crime.

And so to the end of her long speech as printed [page 189].

At this point in the MS. comes in "the hodge-podge of German
puerilities" (see the letter to Manning, February 15, 1802), the
sacrifice of which so discontented Manning, who evidently considered the
"supplementary scene" (closing the fourth act, [pages 189 to 191]), as
Lamb called it, a poor substitute.

Scene changes to Woodvil Hall.

_John reading a letter by scraps--A Servant attending._

"An event beyond the possible reach of foresight. 'Tis thought the
deep disgrace of supposed treachery in you o'ercame him. His heart
brake. You will acquit yourself of worse crimes than indiscretion.
My remorse must end with life.

"Your quondam companion and penitent for the wrong he has done ye.

"GRAY.

"_Postscript._--The old man being unhappily removed, the young man's
advancement henceforth will find no impediment."

_John._ Impediment indeed there now is none:
        For all has happened that my soul presag'd.
        What hinders, but I enter in forthwith
        And take possession of my crowned state?
        For thy advancement, Woodvil, is no less;
        To be a King, a King.
        I hear the shoutings of the under-world,
        I hear the unlawful accents of their mirth,
        The fiends do shout and clap their hands for joy,
        That Woodvil is proclaim'd the Prince of Hell.
        They place a burning crown upon my head,
        I hear it hissing now,    [_Puts his hand to his forehead._]
        And feel the snakes about my mortal brain.
          [_Sinks in a swoon, is caught in the arms of a servant._]

Scene. A Courtyard before Woodvil Hall.

Sandford. Margaret (as just arrived from a journey).

_Margaret._ Can I see him to-night?

_Sandford._ I think ye had better stay till the morning:
            he will be more calm.

_Margaret._ You say he gets no sleep?

_Sandford._ He hath not slept since Sir Walter died. I have sat up with
him these two nights. Francis takes my place to-night--O! Mistress
Margaret, are not the witch's words come true--"All that we feared and
worse"? Go in and change your garments, you have travelled hard and want
rest.

_Margaret._ I will go to bed. You will promise I shall see him in the
morning.

_Sandford._ You will sleep in your old chamber?

_Margaret._ The Tapestry room: yes. Pray get me a light. A good night to
us all.

_Sandford._ Amen, say I. [_They go in._]

Scene. The Servants' Hall.

Daniel, Peter and Robert.

_Daniel._ Are we all of one mind, fellows? He that lov'd his old master,
speak. Shall we quit his son's service for a better? Is it aye, or no?

_Peter._ For my part, I am afraid to go to bed to-night.

_Robert._ For certain, young Master's indiscretion was that which broke
his heart.

_Peter._ Who sits up with him to-night?

_Robert._ Francis.

_Peter._ Lord! what a conscience he must have, that he cannot sleep
alone.

_Robert._ They say he is troubled with the Night-mare.

_Daniel._ Here he comes, let us go away as fast as we can.

_Enter John Woodvil and Francis._ [_They run out._]

_John._ I lay me down to get a little sleep,
        And just when I began to close my eyes,
        My eyes heavy to sleep, it comes.

_Francis._ What comes?

_John._ I can remember when a child the maids[38]
        Would place me on their lap, as they undrest me,
        As silly women use, and tell me stories
        Of Witches--Make me read "Glanvil on Witchcraft,"
        And in conclusion show me in the Bible,
        The old Family-Bible with the pictures in it,
        The 'graving of the Witch raising up Samuel,
        Which so possest my fancy, being a child,
        That nightly in my dreams an old Hag came
        And sat upon my pillow.
        I am relapsing into infancy,--
        And shortly I shall dote--for would you think it?
        The Hag has come again. Spite of my manhood,
        The Witch is strong upon me every night.
           [_Walks to and fro, then as if recollecting something._]
        What said'st thou, Francis, as I stood in the passage?
        Something of a Father:
        The word is ringing in my ears now--

[Footnote 38:
Twice afterwards Lamb returned to this episode--in "The Witch
Aunt" in story _Mrs. Leicester's School_ (see Vol. III.), and in "Witches
and other Night Fears," in _Elia_ (see Vol. II. 9).]

_Francis_. I remember, one of the servants, Sir, would pass a few
days with his father at Leicester. The poor old man lies on his deathbed,
and has exprest a desire to see his son before he dies. But none
cared to break the matter to you.

_John_. Send the man here. [_Francis goes out_.]
        My very servants shun my company.
        I held my purse to a beggar yesterday
        Who lay and bask'd his sores in the hot sun,
        And the gaunt pauper did refuse my alms.

_Francis returns with Robert_.

_John_. Come hither, Robert. What is the poor man ailing?

_Robert_. Please your honour, I fear he has partly perish'd for want of
physic. His means are small, and he kept his illness a secret to me not
to put me to expenses.

_John_. Good son, he weeps for his father.
        Go take the swiftest horse in my stables,
        Take Lightfoot or Eclipse--no, Eclipse is lame,
        Take Lightfoot then, or Princess[39],
        Ride hard all night to Leicester.
        And give him money, money, Francis--
        The old man must have medicines, cordials,
        And broth to keep him warm, and careful nurses.
        He must not die for lack of tendance, Robert.

[Footnote 39: Lamb puts his pen through these two lines, and writes across
them "miserable bad."]

_Robert_. God bless your honour for your kindness to my poor father.

_John_. Pray, now make haste. You may chance to come in time.

[_Robert goes out_.]

_John_. Go get some firewood, Francis,
        And get my supper ready. [_Francis goes out_.]
        The night is bitter cold.
        They in their graves feel nothing of the cold,
        Or if they do, how dull a cold--
        All clayey, clayey. Ah God! who waits below?
        Come up, come quick. I saw a fearful sight.

_Francis returns in haste with wood_.

_John_. There are such things as spirits, deny it who may.
        Is it you, Francis? Heap the wood on thick,
        We two shall sup together, sup all night,
        Carouse, drink drunk, and tell the merriest tales--
        Tell for a wager, who tells merriest--
        But I am very weak. O tears, tears, tears,
        I feel your just rebuke. [_Goes out_.]

Scene changes to a bed-room. John sitting alone: a lamp burning by him.

"Infinite torments for finite offences." I will never believe it. How
divines can reconcile this monstrous tenet with the spirit of their
Theology! They have palpably failed in the proof, for to put the
question thus:--If he being infinite--have a care, Woodvil, the latitude
of doubting suits not with the humility of thy condition. What good men
have believed, may be true, and what they profess to find set down
clearly in their scriptures, must have probability in its defence[40].
Touching that other question the Casuists with one consent have
pronounced the sober man accountable for the deeds by him in a state of
drunkenness committed, because tho' the action indeed be such as he,
sober, would never have committed, yet the drunkenness being an act of
the will, by a moral fiction, the issues are accounted voluntary also. I
lose my sleep in attending to these intricacies of the schoolmen. I lay
till daybreak the other morning endeavouring to draw a line of
distinction between sin of direct malice and sin of malice indirect, or
imputable only by the sequence. My brain is overwrought by these
labours, and my faculties will shortly decline into impotence. [_Throws
himself on a bed_.]

End of the Fourth Act.


[Footnote 40: Lamb had crossed out this passage from "Infinite
torments," and written at "touching" "begin here."]


In the fifth act of the printed play [page 192] we have simply "Margaret
enters." In the MS. Sandford prepares his master for her advent, and
announces her thus:--

_Sandford_. Wilt please you to see company to-day, Sir?

_John_. Who thinks me worth the visiting?

_Sandford_. One that traveled hard last night to see you,
She waits to know your pleasure.

_John_. A lady too! pray send her to me--
Some curiosity, I suppose.

[_Sandford goes out and returns with Margaret_.]

_Margaret_. Woodvil![41]


[Footnote 41: "Woodvil!" and some illegible words struck out, and nothing
substituted.]


_John_. Comes Margaret here, etc.

When, a page further on [page 194], John has declared to Margaret that

      This earth holds not alive so poor a thing as I am--
      I was not always thus,

the MS. went on (but the passage is struck out as "bad"):--

      You must bear with me, Margaret, as a child,
      For I am weak as tender Infancy
      And cannot bear rebuke--
      Would'st think it, Love!
      They hoot and spit upon me as I pass
      In the public streets: one shows me to his neighbour,
      Who shakes his head and turns away with horror--
      I was not always thus--

_Margaret_. Thou noble nature, etc.

The next scene--the last [page l95]--is much cut about. The long speech
of Margaret beginning,

      To give you in your stead a better self,

and John's reply [both printed at pages 196-7], are struck out, and
"Nimis" written by Lamb's pen in large characters in the margin;
but after that all goes on in harmony with the print, to the end:--

      It seem'd the guilt of blood was passing from me
      Even in the act and agony of tears
      And all my sins forgiven.
At this point in the MS. Simon arrives:--

      [_A noise is heard as of one without, clamorous to come in_.]

_Margaret_. 'Tis your brother Simon, John.

_Enter Simon, with his sword in a menacing posture, John staggers
towards him and falls at his feet, Margaret standing over him._

_Simon_. Is this the man I came so far to see--
         The perfect Cavalier, the finish'd courtier
         Whom Ladies lov'd, the gallant curled Woodvil,
         Whom brave men fear'd, the valiant, fighting Woodvil,
         The haughty high-ambitioned Parricide--
         The same that sold his father's secret in his cups,
         And held it but an after-dinner's trick?--
         So humble and in tears, a crestfallen penitent,
         And crawling at a younger brother's feet!
         The sinews of my [_stiff_] revenge grow slack.
         My brother, speak to me, my brother John.
         (_Aside_) Now this is better than the beastly deed
         Which I did meditate.

_John (rising and resuming his old dignity)_. You come to take my life,
         I know it well.
         You come to fight with me--[_Laying his hand upon his sword_.]
         This arm was busy on the day of Naseby:
         'Tis paralytic now, and knows no use of weapons.
         The luck is yours, Sir. [_Surrenders his sword_.]

_Simon_. My errand is of peace:
         A dying father's blessing and lost prayers
         For his misguided son.
         Sir Walter sends it with his parting breath.
         He bade me with my brother live in peace,
         He bade me fall upon his neck and weep,
         (As I now do) and love my brother John;
         For we are only left in the wide world
         The poor survivors of the Woodvil name. [_They embrace_.]

_Simon_. And Margaret here shall witness our atonement--
         (For Margaret still hath followed all your fortunes).
         And she shall dry thy tears and teach thee pray.
         So we'll together seek some foreign land,
         Where our sad story, John, shall never reach.

_End of "Pride's Cure" and Charles Lamb's Dramatic Works!!_


After all this [Mr. Campbell adds finally] is the reader prepared to
think Manning altogether wrong and Lamb altogether right as to what was
done in the process of transforming Pride's Cure into _John Woodvil_?

The version of 1818 here printed differs practically only in
minor matters of typography and punctuation from that of 1802.
There are, however, a few alterations which should be noted. On
page 176, in John's first speech, "fermentations" was, in 1802,
"stimuli." On page 178, in the speech of the Third Gentleman,
there is a change. In 1802 he said "(_dashing his glass down_)
Pshaw, damn these acorn cups, they would not drench a fairy.
Who shall pledge," &c. And at the end of Act III, one line is
omitted. In 1802 John was made to say, after disarming Lovel
(page 186):--

      Still have the will without the power to execute,
      As unfear'd Eunuchs meditate a rape.

This simile, which one reviewer fell upon with some violence, was
not reprinted.

Mr. Thomas Hutchinson, writing in The Athenceum, December 28, 1901,
remarks: "The truth is that in Lamb's imitations of the elder writers
'anachronistic improprieties' (as Thomas Warton would say) are
exceedingly rare. In _John Woodvil_ it would not, I think, be easy to
discover more than two: _caprice_, which, in the sense of 'a capricious
disposition,' seems to belong to the eighteenth century, and _anecdotes_
(i.e., 'secret Court history'), which, in its English form at least,
probably does not occur much before 1686."

This note is already too long, or I should like to say something of the
reception of _John Woodvil_, which was not cordial. The _Annual Review_
was particularly severe, and the _Edinburgh_ caustic.


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Page 109. "THE WITCH."

In the _Works_, 1818, this dramatic sketch followed _John Woodvil_.

Lamb sent "The Witch" to Robert Lloyd in November, 1798 (see _Charles
Lamb and the Lloyds_, page 91), in a version differing widely from that
of the _Works_ here given. The speakers are Sir Walter Woodvil's steward
and Margaret. The principal variation is this, after the curse:--

_Margaret_.    A terrible curse!

_Old Steward_. O Lady! such bad things are said of that old woman,
               You would be loth to hear them!
               Namely, that the milk she gave was sour,
               And the babe, who suck'd her, shrivell'd like a mandrake,
               And things besides, with a bigger horror in them,
               Almost, I think, unlawful to be told!

In the penultimate line "The mystery of God" was "Creation's beauteous
workmanship."


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Page 202. "MR. H----."

Lamb composed this farce in the winter 1805-1806. Writing to Hazlitt on
February 19, 1806, he says: "Have taken a room at 3s. a week to be in
between 5 and 8 at night, to avoid my _nocturnal_ alias _knock-eternal_
visitors. The first-fruits of my retirement has been a farce which goes
to manager tomorrow." Mary Lamb, writing to Sarah Stoddart at about the
same time, says: "Charles is gone [to the lodging] to finish the farce,
and I am to hear it read this night. I am so uneasy between my hopes and
fears of how I shall like it, that I do not know what I am doing." The
next day or so, February 21, she says that she liked the farce "very
much, and cannot help having great hopes of its success"--stating that
she has carried it to Mr. Wroughton at Drury Lane.

The reply came on June n, 1806, saying that the farce was accepted,
subject to a few alterations, and would be produced in due course (see
Lamb's letter to Wordsworth, written in "wantonness of triumph," of June
26). Mary Lamb, writing to Sarah Stoddart, probably in October, 1806,
says that

    Charles took an emendated copy of his farce to Mr. Wroughton, the
    Manager, yesterday. Mr. Wroughton was very friendly to him, and
    expressed high approbation of the farce; but there are two, he tells
    him, to come out before it.... We are pretty well, and in fresh
    hopes about this farce.

Lamb tells Manning about it, on December 5, adding after an outline of
the plot:--"That's the idea--how flat it is here--but how whimsical in
the farce!" Later he says: "I shall get £200 from the theatre if 'Mr.
H----' has a good run, and, I hope, £100 for the copyright. Nothing if
it fails; and there never was a more ticklish thing. The whole depends
on the manner in which the name is brought out, which I value myself on,
as a _chef-d'oeuvre_." And a little later still: "N.B. If my little
thing don't succeed, I shall easily survive."

"Mr. H----" was produced on December 10, 1806. The play-bill for the
night ran thus:--

                       Theatre Royal, Drury-Lane
                 This present Wednesday, December 10, 1806
           Their Majesties Servants will act the Operatic Drama of
                             The Travellers;
                         Or, Music's Fascination
                                [&c. &c.]
      After which will be produced (Never Acted) a new Farce, in Two acts,
                                 called,
                                Mr. H----
                           The Characters by
                              Mr. Elliston
               Mr. Wewitzer, Mr. Hartley, Mr. Penley, Mr. Purser
            Mr. Carles, Mr. Cooke, Mr. Fisher, Mr. Placide, Mr. Webb
                        Miss Mellon, Mrs. Sparks
                       Miss Tidswell, Mrs. Harlowe
                 Mrs. Scott, Mrs. Maddocks, Miss Sanders
                The Prologue to be spoken by Mr. Elliston
                               [&c., &c.]

According to Mrs. Baron-Wilson's _Memoirs of (Miss Mellon)
Harriet, Duchess of St. Albans_, Lamb was allowed to cast "Mr.
H----" himself. Miss Mellon played the heroine.

The Lambs sat near the orchestra with Hazlitt and Crabb Robinson, and
the house was well salted with friendly clerks from the East India House
and the South-Sea House. The prologue went capitally; and all was well
with the play until the name of Hogsflesh was pronounced. Then
disapproval set in in a storm of hisses, in which, Crabb Robinson tells
us, Lamb joined heartily, standing on his seat to do so.

In a report of the first night of "Mr. H----" in _Monthly Literary
Recreations_ for December, 1806, we read that on the secret of the name
being made public "all interest vanished, the audience were disgusted,
and the farce went on to its very conclusion almost unheard, amidst the
contending clamours of 'Silence,' 'Hear! hear!' and 'Off! off! off!'"

Writing to Wordsworth on the next day Lamb told the story:--"Mr. H----
came out last night and failed. I had many fears; the subject was not
substantial enough. John Bull must have solider fare than a _Letter_. We
are pretty stout about it, have had plenty of condoling friends, but
after all, we had rather it should have succeeded. You will see the
Prologue in most of the Morning Papers. It was received with such shouts
as I never witness'd to a Prologue. It was attempted to be encored. How
hard! a thing I did merely as a task, because it was wanted--and set no
great store by; and Mr. H.!! The quantity of friends we had in the house
my brother and I being in Public Offices &c. was astonishing--but they
yielded at length to a few hisses--"a hundred hisses--damn the word, I
write it like kisses--how different--a hundred hisses outweigh 1000
claps. The former come more directly from the Heart. Well, 'tis
withdrawn and there is an end. Better Luck to us."

Writing to Sarah Stoddart, Lamb put the case thus:--"Mary is a little
cut at the ill success of 'Mr. H.,' which came out last night, and
_failed_. I know you'll be sorry, but never mind. We are determined not
to be cast down. I am going to leave off tobacco, and then we must
thrive. A smoking man must write smoky farces." Thereafter Lamb's
attitude to "Mr. H----" was always one of humorous resignation.

Lamb should have chosen a better, by which I mean a worse,
name than Hogsflesh. As a matter of fact a great number of
persons had become quite accustomed to the asperities of Hogsflesh,
not only from the famous cricketer of that name, one of the pioneers
of the game, but also from the innkeeper at Worthing. Indeed an
old rhyme current at the end of the eighteenth century anticipated
some of Lamb's humour, for the two principal landlords of Worthing,
which was just then beginning to be a fashionable resort, were
named Hogsflesh and Bacon, leading to the quatrain:--

      Brighton is a pretty street,
        Worthing is much taken;
      If you can't get any other meat
        There's Hogsflesh and Bacon.

The Drury Lane authorities do not seem to have considered the failure as
absolute as did Lamb, for on the next day--December 11--the bills
announced:--

   *** The New Farce of Mr. H----, performed for the first time last
   night, was received by an overflowing audience with universal applause,
   and will be repeated for the second time to-morrow.

But the next evening's bill--December 12, 1806--stated that "The New
Farce of Mr. H---- is withdrawn at the request of the author."

"Mr. H----" did not then disappear altogether from the stage. A
correspondent of _Notes and Queries_, May 26, 1855, remembered seeing it
at Philadelphia when he was a boy. The last scene, he says, particularly
amused the audience. And in William B. Wood's _Personal Recollections of
the Stage_, 1855, it is recorded of the Philadelphia Theatre, of which
he was manager, that in 1812, "Charles Lamb's excellent farce of 'Mr.
H----' met with extraordinary success, and was played an unusual number
of nights." Lamb, however, did not profit thereby.

The little play was published in Philadelphia in 1813 under the title
_Mr. H----, or Beware a Bad Name. A farce in two acts, as performed at
the Philadelphia Theatre_--Lamb's name not figuring in any way in
connection with it.

In England "Mr. H----" was not revived until 1885, when, as a curiosity,
it was played by the Dramatic Students' Society. The performance was
held at the Gaiety on October 27, 1885, the prologue being spoken by a
gentleman made up to resemble Lamb. At the Cheadle Town Hall on October
19 and 20, 1910, "Mr. H----" was given again, with the difference that
the secret of the name was disclosed from the start.

In _Notes and Queries_, August 3, 1889, the following amusing play-bill
was printed, contributed by Mr. Bertram Dobell:--

            Theatre Royal, English Opera House, Strand.
                     Particularly Private.
               This present FRIDAY, April 26, 1822,
                 Will be presented a FARCE called
                           Mr. H....
       (_N.B. This piece was damned at Drury Lane Theatre._)
                       [Caste follows.]
     Previous to which a PROLOGUE will be spoken by Mrs. EDWIN.
After the Farce (for the first Time in this country, and now performing
                with immense success in Paris)
               A French _Petite Comedie_, called
                     Le Comedien D'Etampes.
   (N.B. _This piece was never acted in London, and may very probably
                        be damned HERE_.)
                         [Caste follows.]
                      Immediately after which
            A LOVER'S CONFESSION, in the shape of a SONG,
                            by M. EMILE
         (From the Theatre de la Poste St. Martin, at Paris.)
            To conclude with a _Pathetic Drama_, in
                        One Act, called
                    The Sorrows of Werther.
        (N.B. This Piece was damned at Covent Garden Theatre.)
                       [Caste follows.]
          Brothers and Sisters of Charlotte, by six Cherubims
                     got for the occasion.
                           Orchestra.
       Leader of the Band, Mr. Knight, Conductor, Mr. E. Knight.
  Piano Forte, Mr. Knight, Jun. Harpsichord, Master Knight (that was).
           Clavecin, by the Father of the Knights, to come.
      Vivat Rex! No Money returned (because none will be taken).
 _On account of the above surprising Novelty, not an_ ORDER _can
                   possibly be admitted:_--
_But it is requested, that if such a thing finds its way into the front
                of the house_, IT WILL BE KEPT.
    Doors open at Half past Six, begin at Half past Seven precisely.
   The Entrance for all parts of the House at the Private Box Door in
                            Exeter Street.
         Lowndes, Printer, Marquis Court, Drury Lane, London.

Mr. Dobell wonders if Lamb had any knowledge of this performance, and he
suggests that possibly he had a hand in the bill. Certainly the
interpolations concerning damnation are in his manner.

I add a few notes:--

Page 208. _The man with the great nose_. See Slawkenbergius's tale in
_Tristram Shandy_, Vol. IV.

Page 212. _The feeling Hurley_. Harley was the hero of Henry Mackenzie's
novel, _The Man of Feeling_.

Page 217. _Jeremiah Pry_. John Poole may have taken a hint here for his
farce "Paul Pry," produced in September, 1825. Lamb and he knew each
other slightly. Lamb analysed the prying nature again in _The New Times_
early in 1825, in two papers on "Tom Pry" and "Tom Pry's Wife" which
will be found in Vol. I. of this edition.

Page 220. _Old Q----_. William Douglas, fourth Duke of Queensberry
(1724-1810), the most notorious libertine of his later days.

Page 224. _John, my valet_. This is a very similar incident to that
described in the _Elia_ essay on the "Old Benchers," where Lovel (John
Lamb) warns Samuel Salt, when dressing him, not to allude, at the party
to which he is going, to the unfortunate Miss Blandy.

Page 228, line 1. _Mother Damnable_. There was at Kentish Town a
notorious old shrew who bore this nickname in the 17th century.


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Page 238. "THE PAWNBROKER'S DAUGHTER."

Printed in _Blackwood_, January, 1830, and not reprinted by Lamb.

This little play was never acted. Lamb refers to it in a letter to
Bernard Barton--in July, 1829--as "an old rejected farce"; and Canon
Ainger mentions a note of Lamb's to Charles Mathews, in October, 1828,
offering the farce for production at the Adelphi. The theme is one that
seems always to have interested Lamb (see his essay on the
"Inconveniences of Being Hanged," Vol. I.).


Page 243, line 3. "_An Argument against the Use of Animal Food._" Joseph
Ritson, 1752-1803, the antiquarian, was converted to vegetarianism by
Mandeville's _Fable of the Bees_. The work from which Cutlet quotes was
published in 1802. Pope's motto is from the _Essay on Man_, I., lines
81-84.


Page 243, last line. _Mr. Molyneux ... in training to fight Cribb_.
Cutlet's rump steak did not avail in either of the great struggles
between Tom Cribb and Tom Molineaux. At their first meeting, on December
18, 1810, Molineaux went under at the thirty-third round; and in the
return match, on September 28, 1811, Molineaux's jaw was broken at the
ninth and he gave in at the eleventh, to the great disappointment of the
20,000 spectators. Mr. Molineaux was a negro.





END OF VOL. IV.





INDEX


A

Acrostics:

"In the Album of a very Young Lady"
  "To Caroline Maria Applebee"
  "To Cecilia Catherine Lawton"
  "To a Lady who Desired me to Write Her Epitaph"
  "To Her youngest Daughter"
  "To Mrs. F----, on Her Return from Gibraltar"
  "To Esther Field"
  "To Mrs. Williams"
  "To S.F."
  "To R.Q."
  "To S.L."
  "To M.L."
  "An Acrostic against Acrostics"
  "Un Solitaire"
  "To S.T."
  "To Mrs. Sarah Robinson"
  "To Sarah"
  "Acrostic" (Joseph Vale Asbury)
  "To D.A."
  "To Sarah James of Beguildy"
  "To Emma Button"

Addington, Henry, Lamb's epigram on

Aders, Charles, Lamb's poem to

_Albion, The,_ and Lamb

"ALBUM VERSES"
  "In the Album of a Clergyman's Lady"
  "In the Autograph Book of Mrs. Sergeant W----"
  "In the Album of Lucy Barton"
  "In the Album of Miss ----"
  "In the Album of a very Young Lady"
  "In the Album of a French Teacher"
  "In the Album of Miss Daubeny"
  "In the Album of Mrs. Jane Towers"
  "In My Own Album"
  "In the Album of Edith S----"
  "To Dora W----"
  "In the Album of Rotha Q----"
  "In the Album of Catherine Orkney"
  "What is an Album"
  "The First Leaf of Spring"
  "To M.L.F."
  "To the Book"
  "On Being Asked to Write in Miss Westwood's Album"
  "In Miss Westwood's Album"
  "The Sisters" (See also under the heading of ACROSTICS.)

"Angel Help"

Ann Simmons (Lamb's "Anna")

_Annual Anthology_, Lamb's contribution to

_Anti-Jacobin, The,_ and Lamb

"ANTONIO" by Godwin

"Ape, The"

_Athenaeum, The_, Lamb's contributions to


B

"Ballad Noting the Difference of Rich and Poor"
  "from the German"
  "Singers, The"

"Barton, Bernard, To"
  Lucy, Lamb's verses to

Beaumont, Francis, quoted

_Bijou, The_, Lamb's contribution to

_Blackwood's Magazine_, the Lambs' contributions to

Blakesware and Widford

"BLANK VERSE," by Lloyd and Lamb

Bourne, Vincent
  Lamb's translations

Burney, Martin, Lamb's sonnet to
  Sarah, Lamb's poem to

Burton, Lamb's imitation of

Byron, Lord, Lamb's epigram on


C

Campbell, J. Dykes, on JOHN WOODVIL

Canning, George, Lamb's epigrams on

Caroline of Brunswick, Lamb's championship of

Carter, Ben, of Blakesware

"Catechist, The Young"

_Champion, The_, Lamb's contributions to

"Change, The"

Chatterton, Thomas

"Cheap Gifts"

"Childhood"

"Christening, The"

Clarkes, the Cowden

Coleridge, S.T., Lamb's dedication to
  his "POEMS ON VARIOUS SUBJECTS"
  his "POEMS"
  and Sara, Lamb's lines to
  his "REMORSE"
  his alteration of Lamb's sonnets
  on Lamb's sonnet "We were two pretty babes"
  in Gillray's cartoon
  and "The Old Familiar Faces"
  his translation of "Thekla's Song"
  Sara, her Latinity

"Composed at Midnight"

"Confidant, The," by Crabbe, adapted by Lamb

"Cook, To David"

Cornwall, Barry. See PROCTER, B.W.

Cowley, Abraham, quoted

"Cowper, To the Poet"

Crabbe, George, Lamb's adaptation of


D

Da Vinci, Leonardo, poems upon

Day, Matthew, Lamb's epigram on

Dedication of Lamb's "WORKS" to Coleridge
  of Lamb's "POEMS," 1797, to his sister

Dedication of Lamb's "ALBUM VERSES" to Moxon

Defoe, Daniel

"Dialogue between a Mother and Child"

"Dick Strype"

"Divine Subjects, Fancy Employed on"

Dix, Margaret, Lamb's epitaph on

Dockwra, Tom, of Widford

Dorrell, William, the swindler

"Douglas, The Tomb of"

Drake, Onesimus, of the East India House

"Dramatic Fragment"

Druitt, Mary, Lamb's epitaph upon

"Dying Lover"


E

East India House epigrams

_Englishman's Magazine_, Lamb's contributions to

Epigrams possibly by Lamb

Epilogue to Godwin's "ANTONIO"
  to Siddons' "TIME'S A TELL-TALE"
  to Kenney's "DEBTOR AND CREDITOR"
  to an amateur performance of "RICHARD II"
  to Knowles' "THE WIFE"

"Epitaph on a Dog"
  "on a Young Lady"

_Examiner_, The, Lamb's contributions to

"Existence, Considered in Itself, no Blessing"


F

"Faces, The Old Familiar"

"Family Name, The"

"Fancy Employed on Divine Subjects"

"Farewell to Tobacco, A"

"FARMER, PRISCILLA, POEMS ON THE DEATH OF"

Fast Day, Lamb's epigram on

"FAULKENER," by Godwin

"Female Orators, The"

Fenwick, John, editor of _The Albion_

Field, family, the poems to
  Mrs., Lamb's grandmother

"Free Thoughts on Several Eminent Composers"

Frend, Sophia, Lamb's poems to,

Frere, John Hookham, Lamb's epigram on

"Friend, To a"

"From the Latin"

Fryer, Miss, Lamb's poem for


G

George IV., Lamb's epigrams on

Gifford, William, Lamb's sonnet upon

Gillray, James, his cartoons

"Gipsy's Malison, The"

Godwin, William, his "ANTONI"
  his "FAULKENER"

Goethe on Lamb's "Family Name"

"Going or Gone"

"Grandame, The"

GRAY, ROSAMUND, quoted


H

Hamilton of Bangor quoted

Hardy, Lieutenant, Lamb's poem to

"Harmony in Unlikeness"

Haydon, B.R., Lamb's verses to

Hazlitt, William, on Lamb in the country

"Helen"

"Hercules Pacificatus"

Hessey, Archdeacon, his memories of Lamb

"Hester"

Hogsflesh, a well-known name

Hone, William, Lamb's poem to
  his publications, Lamb's contributions to

Hood, Thomas, his child's death

"House-keeper, The"

Hunt, Leigh, Lamb's poem to
  on "Composed at Midnight"
  and Lamb's poem, "To T.L.H."
  Thornton, Lamb's poem to

Hutchinson, Mr. Thomas, on JOHN WOODVIL

"Hypochondriacus"


I

"In Tabulam Eximii...."

_Indicator, The_, Lamb's contributions to

Isola, Agostino
  Emma, Lamb's poems to


J

Jerdan, William, Lamb's epigram on

JOHN WOODVIL
  volume, 1802, poems in


K

Kelly, Frances Maria (Fanny), and Lamb

"Kelly, To Miss"

Kenney, James, his "DEBTOR AND CREDITOR"

Knight, Ann.

Knowles, James Sheridan.
  his comedy "THE WIFE"


L

"Lady's Sapphic, A"

Lamb, Charles, dedicates his "WORKS" to Coleridge
  at the Salutation Inn
  his Earliest Poem, "Mille viae mortis"
  his contributions to Coleridge's "POEMS"
  his praise of Mrs. Siddons
  his partnership with Coleridge
  his love poems
  verses on his grandmother
  his contributions to Coleridge's "POEMS," 1797
  his poems to his sister
  his verses to Charles Lloyd
  his verses to Cowper
  his Bristol holiday refused
  his contributions to "BLANK VERSE," 1798
  his lines on his aunt
  his lines on his father
  his grief for his mother's death
  his "Old Familiar Faces"
  Mary Lamb laughs at him in "Helen"
  his translation from the German
  his imitations of Burton
  his "WORKS"
  his lines on Hester Savory
  his "Farewell to Tobacco"
  his lines to Thornton Leigh Hunt
  his sonnets to Miss Kelly
  his sonnet on his name
  his sonnet to his brother
  his sonnet to Martin Burney
  his "ALBUM VERSES"
  his poem on Hood's child
  his verses to Bernard Barton
  his verses on Emma Isola
  his sonnets on "Work" and "Leisure"
  his sonnets to Samuel Rogers
  his sonnet on the sheep stealer
  his sonnet to Barry Cornwall
  his lines to Sheridan Knowles
  his quatrains to Hone
  his skill in acrostics
  his translations from Bourne
  his "Ode to the Treadmill"
  his poem on old Widford friends
  his "POETICAL WORKS," 1836
  his sonnet to Stothard
  his lines to Moxon on his marriage
  his poems on Louisa Martin
  his "Free Thoughts on Composers"
  his epitaph on Mary Druitt
  his verses to Haydon
  his sonnet to Sarah Burney
  his sonnet to Leigh Hunt
  his lines to Charles Aders
  his translations from Palingenius
  his lines to Clara Novello
  ALBUM VERSES AND ACROSTICS
  his political and other epigrams
  and Sir James Mackintosh
  his attacks on Canning
  his contempt for George IV.
  his attack on Gifford
  on the spy system
  his defence of Caroline of Brunswick
  epigram on Lord Byron
  writes for Merchant Taylors' boys
  burlesque of "Angel Help"
  his "Satan in Search of a Wife"
  as a writer of prologues and epilogues
  as a playwright

Lamb, Charles, and Coleridge's pamphlet of sonnets
    his dedication of his verses to Mary Lamb
    and _The Anti-Jacobin_
    and Coleridge's "Wallenstein"
    and Dr. Parr
    his dedication to Moxon
    attacked by _Literary Gazette_
    defended by Southey in _The Times_
    frames a picture with Hood
    and Henry Meyer
    and the thought of death
    his letter from Samuel Rogers
    on "The Gipsy's Malison"
    Mary Lamb's poem on him
    his farewell to albums
    Archdeacon Hessey's memories of him
    his epigrams on India House clerks
    his generosity to Moxon
    his history of JOHN WOODVIL
    on the title of "Pride's Cure"
    sends JOHN WOODVIL to Manning
    on the plot of "MR. H."
    hisses his own play
  Elizabeth, Lamb's mother
  John, Lamb's father
    Lamb's brother, sonnet to
  Mary, poems by
    Lamb's poems
    dedication to
    on the death of John Wordsworth
    her Latin pupils
  Sarah (Hetty), Lamb's aunt

Landon, L.E., Lamb

Latin epigram by Lamb
  verses to Haydon

"Leisure"

Lilley, John, of Blakesware

"Lines Addressed ... to Sara and S.T.C."
  "Suggested by a Picture of Two Females"
  "on the Same Picture being Removed to Make Place for the
     Portrait of a Lady by Titian"
  "on Da Vinci's 'Virgin of the Rocks'" (two poems)
  "Addressed to Lieutenant Hardy"
  "for a Monument"

_Literary Gazette_, Lamb's epigram on
  and "ALBUM VERSES"

"Living without God in the World"

Lloyd, Charles, "POEMS ON THE DEATH OF PRISCILLA FARMER"
  Lamb's poems to
  his "BLANK VERSE"
  his "Lines on the Fast"
  and Sophia Pemberton
  and JOHN WOODVIL

_London Magazine_, Lamb's contributions to

"Love will Come"


M

Mackintosh, Sir James, Lamb's verses to

Manning, Thomas, and JOHN WOODVIL

Martin, Louisa, Lamb's poems on

Massinger, Philip, quoted

Merchant Taylors' School, epigrams by Lamb

Meyer, Henry

"Mille Viae Mortis"

Mitford, John

Molineaux the pugilist

_Monthly Magazine, The_, Lamb's contributions to

_Morning Chronicle_, Lamb's contributions to
  _Post_, Lamb's contributions to

Moxon, Edward, Lamb's poem to
  his career
  Lamb's dedication to

"MR. H----"
  in America

Music, Lamb and


N

Nelson, epigram on

_New Monthly Magazine_, Lamb's contribution to

  _Times_, Lamb's contribution to

Newton's _Principia_

"Nonsense Verses"

Novello, Clara, Lamb's poems to
  the three sisters


O

"Old Familiar Faces, The"

"On a Deaf and Dumb Artist"

"On a Sepulchral Statue of an Infant Sleeping"

"On an Infant Dying as soon as Born"

"On seeing Mrs. K---- B----, aged upwards of eighty, nurse an Infant"

"On the Sight of Swans in Kensington Garden"

Orkney, Catherine, Lamb's poem to


P

Palingenius, Lamb's translations of

Parr, Dr., and Lamb

"Parting Speech of the Celestial Messenger"

"Pawnbroker's Daughter, The"

Pemberton, Sophia, and Charles Lloyd

Pichot, Amédée, his translation of "The Family Name"

"Pindaric Ode to the Tread Mill"

Pitt, William, epigram on

Plumer, Mrs., of Gilston

"POEMS ON VARIOUS SUBJECTS," Lamb's contributions to

_Poetical Recreations of "The Champion"_

"POETICAL WORKS OF CHARLES LAMB"

"Pride's Cure," first name for JOHN WOODVIL

Procter, B.W. (Barry Cornwall)

Prologue to Godwin's "FAULKENER"
  Coleridge's "REMORSE"
  Knowles' "THE WIFE"


Q

"Quatrains to the Editor of the _Every-Day Book_"

Quillinan, Rotha, Lamb's poems to.


R

_Reflector, The_, Lamb's contribution to

"Repentance, A Vision of"

"RICHARD II.," Lamb's epilogue for

Rigg family, the, tragedy of

"Rival Bells, The"

Rogers, Daniel, Lamb's sonnet on
  Samuel, on his brother's death
  "To Samuel" (two poems)

ROSAMUND GRAY quoted

Rutter, Mr. J.A., and "The Old Familiar Faces"


S

"Sabbath Bells, The"

"St. Crispin to Mr. Gifford"

"Salome"

Salutation Inn

"SATAN IN SEARCH OF A WIFE"

Schiller translated by Lamb

"Self-Enchanted, The"

"She is Going"

Siddons, Mrs., Lamb's sonnet to
  Henry, his "TIME'S A TELL-TALE"

Simmons, Ann (Lamb's "Anna")

Smoking, Lamb on

Solomon, Dr., of the Balm of Gilead

Sonnet: "As when a child"
  "Was it some sweet device"
  "Methinks how dainty sweet"
  "O! I could laugh"
  "When last I roved"
  "A timid grace"
  "If from my lips"
  "We were two pretty"
  "The Lord of Life"
  "To a Friend"
  "To Miss Kelly"
  "On the Sight of Swans in Kensington Garden"
  "The Family Name"
  "To John Lamb, Esq."
  "To Martin Charles Burney, Esq."
  "Harmony in Unlikeness"
  "Written at Cambridge"
  "To a Celebrated Female Performer in the 'Blind Boy'"
  "Work"
  "Leisure"
  "To Samuel Rogers, Esq."
  "The Gipsy's Malison"
  "To the Author of Poems Published under the Name of Barry Cornwall,"
  "In the Album of Edith S----"
  "To Dora W----"
  "In the Album of Rotha Q----"
  "To T. Stothard, Esq."
  "O lift with reverent hand"
  "To Miss Burney"
  "To Samuel Rogers, Esq., on the New Edition of his _Pleasures of Memory_"
  "To Louisa Morgan"
  "St. Crispin to Mr. Gifford"
  "To Mathew Wood, Esq."
  "O gentle look," by Coleridge and Lamb

Southey, Edith, Lamb's poem to
  Robert, in Gillray's cartoon
  his defence of Lamb
  and JOHN WOODVIL

Spy system, Lamb's verses on

Stothard, Thomas, Lamb's poem to

Sturms, Captain, of the East India House

Suidas, Lamb's adaptation of


T

"Thekla's Song," by Schiller

Thelwall, John, and _The Champion_

"Three Graves, The"

"Time and Eternity"

_Times, The_, Lamb's contributions to

"To a Young Friend" (two poems)

"To a Young Lady"

"To Bernard Barton"

"To C. Aders, Esq."

"To Charles Lloyd"
  (second poem)

"To Clara N----"

"To David Cook"

"To Emma Learning Latin"

"To John Lamb, Esq."

"To Margaret W----"

"To Martin Charles Burney, Esq."

"To Miss Burney"

"To My Friend _The Indicator_"

"To R.S. Knowles, Esq."

"To Samuel Rogers, Esq." (two poems).

"To Sir James Mackintosh"

"To T.L.H."

"To the Author of Poems Published under the Name of Barry Cornwall"

"To the Poet Cowper"

"To T. Stotbard, Esq."

"To a Friend on his Marriage"

"To Louisa M----"

"Tobacco, A Farewell to"

"Tomb of Douglas, The"

Towers, Mrs. Jane, Lamb's verses to.

Treadmill, the, Lamb's ode to.

"Triumph of the Whale, The"

Tween, Mrs., on Lamb.

"Twelfth Night Characters"


V

"Vision of Repentance, A"


W

Wagstaff, Timothy, of the East India House

"Wallenstein," ballad from

Wawd (or Wodd) of the East India House

Westwood, Frances, the Lambs' poems to

"Whale, The Triumph of the"

"What is an Album?"

Wheatley, Kitty

Widford and Blakesware

"Wife's Trial, The"

Wilde, Sergeant, Mrs., Lamb's verses to

William IV., Lamb's epigram on

Williams, Mrs., of Fornham, and family

"Witch, The"

Wood, Matthew, Lamb's sonnet to

WOODVIL, JOHN, poems in

Wordsworth, Dora, Lamb's poem to
  John, lines on his death

"Work"

"WORKS," 1818, dedication of
  poems in

"Written a Year after the Events"

"Written at Cambridge"

"Written on Christmas Day"

"Written on the Day of my Aunt's Funeral"

"Written soon after the Preceding Poem"

"Written upon the Cover of a Blotting Book"


Y

"Young Catechist, The"

"Young Friend, To a" (two poems)

"Young Lady, To a"




INDEX OF FIRST LINES

A Heart which felt unkindness, yet complained not,          88.
A passing glance was all I caught of thee,                  79.
A sight like this might find apology,                       92.
A stranger, and alone, I past those scenes,                 21.
A thief, on dreary Bagshot's heath well known,             364.
A timid grace sits trembling in her eye,                     8.
A tuneful challenge rings from either side,                 66.
A weeping Londoner I am,                                   247.
Adsciscit sibi divitias et opes alienas,                   123.
Alas! how am I chang'd! Where be the tears,                 22.
All are not false. I knew a youth who died,                 85.
All unadvised, and in an evil hour,                        118.
Alone, obscure, without a friend,                           12.
An Album is a Banquet: from the store,                      78.
An Album is a Garden, not for show,                         46.
An Ape is but a trivial beast,                              89.
An author who has given you all delight,                   140.
And hath thy blameless life become,                         70.
Array'd--a half-angelic sight,                              52.
As swallows shrink before the wintry blast,                126.
As when a child on some long winter's night,                 4.
At Eton School brought up with dull boys,                  115.

Beautiful Infant, thou dost keep,                           66.
Beneath this slab lies Matthew Day,                        126.
Blank tho' I be, within you'll find,                       114.
Bound for the port of matrimonial bliss,                   140.
Bright spirits have arisen to grace the Burney name,        91.
But now time warns (my mission at an end),                  98.
By crooked arts, and actions sinister,                     359.
By Enfield lanes, and Winchmore's verdant hill,             58.
By myself walking, 29.

Canadia! boast no more the toils,                           79.
Caroline glides smooth in verse,                            63.
Charles Lamb, to those who know thee justly dear,          331.
Charmed with the lines thy hand has sent,                  352.
Choral service, solemn chanting,                            64.
_Ci git_ the remains of Margaret Dix,                      125.
Close by the ever-burning brimstone beds,                  119.
Consummate Artist, whose undying name,                      80.
Cowper, I thank my God, that thou art heal'd,               16.
Crown me a cheerful goblet, while I pray,                   57.

Dim were the stars, and clouded was the azure,             357.
Divided praise, Lady, to you we owe,                       113.
Droop not, dear Emma, dry those falling tears,              93.

Emma, eldest of your name,                                 114.
Envy not the wretched Poet,                                109.
Esther, holy name and sweet,                               106.
External gifts of fortune, or of face,                      58.

False world,                                               143.
Fine merry franions,                                        75.
For much good-natured verse received from thee,             69.
For their elder Sister's hair,                              57.
Forgive me, Burney, if to thee these late,                  45.
Fresh clad from heaven in robes of white,                   50.
Friend of my earliest years and childish days,              18.
Friendliest of men, Aders, I never come,                    94.
From broken visions of perturbed rest,                      26.

Go little Poem, and present,                               107.
Grace Joanna here doth lie,                                 65.
Great Newton's self, to whom the world's in debt,           71.
Guard thy feelings pretty Vestal,                          102.

Habits are stubborn things,                                 86.
Had he mended in right time,                               341.
Had I a power, Lady, to my will,                            46.
Hard is the heart that does not melt with ruth,             18.
He lies a Volunteer so fine,                               124.
Here lies the body of Timothy Wagstaff,                    125.
Here lieth the body of Captain Sturms,                     125.
High-born Helen, round your dwelling,                       28.
His namesake, born of Jewish breeder,                      116.
Hold on thy course uncheck'd, heroic Wood!                 119.
How blest is he who in his age, exempt,                    113.
How many wasting, many wasted years,                       106.

I am a widow'd thing, now thou art gone,                    25.
I deal in aliments fictitious,                             116.
I had a sense in dreams of a beauty rare,                   81.
I have had playmates, I have had companions,           25, 323.
I like you, and your book, ingenuous Hone!                  63.
I put my night-cap on my head,                             115.
I saw a famous fountain, in my dream,                       13.
I saw where in the shroud did lurk,                         53.
I was not train'd in Academic bowers,                       59.
If from my lips some angry accents fell,                     9.
If we have sinn'd in paring down a name,                   202.
Implored for verse, I send you what I can,                  49.
In a costly palace Youth goes clad in gold,                 30.
In Christian world Mary the garland wears,                  78.
In days of yore, ere early Greece,                          95.
In merry England I computed once,                          123.
In my poor mind it is most sweet to muse,                    9.
In one great man we view with odds,                        118.
Inspire thy spirit, Spirit of De Foe,                       72.
Io! Paean! Io! sing,                                       116.

Jane, you are welcome from the barren Rock,                105.
John, you were figuring in the gay career,                  44.
Joy to unknown Josepha who, I hear,                         48.
Judgements are about us thoroughly,                        112.

Ladies, ye've seen how Guzman's consort died,              138.
Lady Unknown, who crav'st from me Unknown,                  50.
Laura, too partial to her friends' enditing,               122.
Lazy-bones, lazy-bones, wake up, and peep!                 123.
Least Daughter, but not least beloved, of Grace,            65.
Let hate, or grosser heats, their foulness mask,            61.
Little Book, surnamed of _white_,                           47.
Little Casket! Storehouse rare,                            107.
Louisa, serious grown and mild,                             82.

Manners, they say, by climate alter not,                   121.
Margaret, in happy hour,                                   102.
Maternal lady with the virgin grace,                        42.
May the Babylonish curse,                                   34.
Methinks how dainty sweet it were, reclin'd,            5, 311.
Model of thy parent dear,                                   38.
Much speech obscures the sense; the soul of wit,           122.
Must I write with pen unwilling,                           109.
My feeble Muse, that fain her best wou'd,                  110.
Mystery of God! thou brave and beauteous world,             19.

Nigh London's famous Bridge, a Gate more famed,             72.
Not a woman, child, or man in,                             120.
Now, by Saint Hilary,                                      341.
Now the calm evening hastily approaches,                   356.

O gentle look, that didst my look beguile,                 308.
O! I could laugh to hear the midnight wind,             5, 311.
O Lady, lay your costly robes aside,                        33.
O lift with reverent hand that tarnish'd flower,            82.
Of all that act, the hardest task is theirs,               145.
Of these sad truths consideration had,                      99.
Off with Briareus, and his hundred hands,                  359.
On Emma's honest brow we read display'd,                   101.
On the green hill top,                                       6.
Once on a charger there was laid,                           39.
One summer night Sir Francis, as it chanced,               199.

Poor Iras' faithful wolf-dog here I lie,                    67.
Princeps his rent from tinneries draws,                    116.

Queen-bird that sittest on thy shining nest,                43.
Quid vult iste equitans? et quid oclit ista virorum,        90.

Rare artist! who with half thy tools, or none,              59.
Rogers, of all the men that I have known,                   60.
Roi's wife of Brunswick Oëls!                              120.
Rotha, how in numbers light,                               108.

Sarah, blest wife of "Terah's faithful Son,"               111.
Sarah,--your other name I know not,                        112.
Shall I praise a face unseen,                              109.
Sleep hath treasures worth retracing,                      113.
Small beauty to your Book my lines can lend,               110.
Solemn Legends we are told,                                108.
Solitary man, around thee,                                 111.
Some cry up Haydn, some Mozart,                             83.
Some poets by poetic law,                                   49.
Soul-breathing verse, thy gentlest guise put on,           111.
Such goodness in your face doth shine,                      48.
Suck, baby, suck, mother's love grows by giving,            61.

Tears are for lighter griefs. Man weeps the doom,           94.
The cheerful sabbath bells, wherever heard,                 10.
The cloud doth gather, the greenwood roar,                 324.
The clouds are blackening, the storms threatening,          29.
The Devil was sick and queasy of late,                     128.
The frugal snail, with fore-cast of repose,                 71.
The Gods have made me most unmusical,                      101.
The Lady Blanch, regardless of all her lovers' fears,       41.
The Lord of Life shakes off his drowsihed,                  16.
The reason why my brother's so severe,                     345.
The truant Fancy was a wanderer ever,                       10.
There are, I am told, who sharply criticise,               142.
They talk of time, and of time's galling yoke,              60.
This rare tablet doth include,                              51.
Thou fragile, filmy, gossamery thing,                      105.
Thou should'st have longer liv'd, and to the grave,         24.
Thou too art dead,...! very kind,                           21.
Though thou'rt like Judas, an apostate black,              115.
Time-mouldering crosses, gemm'd with imagery,              121.
'Tis a Book kept by modern Young Ladies for show,          104.
'Tis pleasant, lolling in our elbow chair,                  93.
To gratify his people's wish,                              120.
To name a Day for general prayer and fast,                 123.
To the memory, of Dr. Onesimus Drake,                      125.
Twelve years ago I knew thee, Knowles, and then,            62.
Two miracles at once! Compell'd by fate,                   122.

Under this cold marble stone,                               88.
Untoward fate no luckless wight invades,                   146.

Was it so hard a thing? I did but ask,                      17.
Was it some sweet device of Faery,                      4, 309.
We were two pretty babes, the youngest she,                  9.
What makes a happy wedlock? What has fate,                  80.
What reason first imposed thee, gentle name,                44.
What rider's that? and who those myriads bringing,          90.
What time in bands of slumber all were laid,                 3.
What Wawd knows, God knows,                                124.
When first our Bard his simple will express'd,             147.
When her son, her Douglas died,                             11.
When last I roved these winding woodwalks green,             8.
When last you left your Woodbridge pretty,                  55.
When maidens such as Hester die,                            32.
When thy gay book hath paid its proud devoirs,             100.
Where seven fair Streets to one tall Column draw,           67.
Where the soul drinks of misery's power,                   126.
While this tawny Ethiop prayeth,                            56.
While young John runs to greet,                             42.
Who art thou, fair one, who usurp'st the place,             41.
Who first invented work, and bound the free,                59.
Why is he wandering on the sea?                            328.
With change of climate manners alter not,                  363.