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Title: Bab: A Sub-Deb

Author: Mary Roberts Rinehart

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BAB: A SUB-DEB

By Mary Roberts Rinehart

Author Of "K," "The Circular Staircase," "Kings, Queens And Pawns," Etc.




CONTENTS


I. THE SUB-DEB

II. THEME: THE CELEBRITY

III. HER DIARY




CHAPTER I.  THE SUB-DEB: A THEME WRITTEN AND SUBMITTED IN LITERATURE
CLASS BY BARBARA PUTNAM ARCHIBALD, 1917.


DEFINITION OF A THEME:

A theme is a piece of writing, either true or made up by the author,
and consisting of Introduction, Body and Conclusion. It should contain
Unity, Coherence, Emphasis, Perspecuity, Vivacity, and Precision. It may
be ornamented with dialogue, description and choice quotations.

SUBJECT OF THEME:

An interesting Incident of My Christmas Holadays.

Introduction:

"A tyrant's power in rigor is exprest."--DRYDEN.

I have decided to relate with precision what occurred during my recent
Christmas holiday. Although I was away from this school only four days,
returning unexpectedly the day after Christmas, a number of Incidents
occurred which I believe I should narrate.

It is only just and fair that the Upper House, at least, should know
of the injustice of my exile, and that it is all the result of
circumstances over which I had no control.

For I make this appeal, and with good reason. Is it any fault of mine
that my sister Leila is 20 months older than I am? Naturally, no.

Is it fair also, I ask, that in the best society, a girl is a Sub-Deb
the year before she comes out, and although mature in mind, and even
maturer in many ways than her older sister, the latter is treated as a
young lady, enjoying many privileges, while the former is treated as a
mere child, in spite, as I have observed, of only 20 months difference?
I wish to place myself on record that it is NOT fair.

I shall go back, for a short time, to the way things were at home when I
was small. I was very strictly raised. With the exception of Tommy Gray,
who lives next door and only is about my age, I was never permitted to
know any of the Other Sex.

Looking back, I am sure that the present way society is organized is
really to blame for everything. I am being frank, and that is the way I
feel. I was too strictly raised. I always had a governess tagging along.
Until I came here to school I had never walked to the corner of the next
street unattended. If it wasn't Mademoiselle, it was mother's maid, and
if it wasn't either of them, it was mother herself, telling me to hold
my toes out and my shoulder blades in. As I have said, I never knew any
of the Other Sex, except the miserable little beasts at dancing school.
I used to make faces at them when Mademoiselle was putting on my
slippers and pulling out my hair bow. They were totally uninteresting,
and I used to put pins in my sash, so that they would get scratched.

Their pumps mostly squeaked, and nobody noticed it, although I have
known my parents to dismiss a Butler who creaked at the table.

When I was sent away to school, I expected to learn something of life.
But I was disappointed. I do not desire to criticize this institution of
learning. It is an excellent one, as is shown by the fact that the best
families send their daughters here. But to learn life one must know
something of both sides of it, male and female. It was, therefore, a
matter of deep regret to me to find that, with the exception of the
dancing master, who has three children, and the gardener, there were no
members of the sterner sex to be seen.

The athletic coach was a girl! As she has left now to be married, I
venture to say that she was not what Lord Chesterfield so euphoniously
termed "SUAVITER IN MODO, FORTATER IN RE."

When we go out to walk we are taken to the country, and the three
matinees a year we see in the city are mostly Shakespeare, arranged for
the young. We are allowed only certain magazines, the Atlantic Monthly
and one or two others, and Barbara Armstrong was penalized for having a
framed photograph of her brother in running clothes.

At the school dances we are compelled to dance with each other, and the
result is that when at home at Holiday parties I always try to lead,
which annoys the boys I dance with.

Notwithstanding all this it is an excellent school. We learn a great
deal, and our dear principal is a most charming and erudite person. But
we see very little of life. And if school is a preparation for life,
where are we?

Being here alone since the day after Christmas, I have had time to think
everything out. I am naturally a thinking person. And now I am no longer
indignant. I realize that I was wrong, and that I am only paying the
penalty that I deserve although I consider it most unfair to be given
French translation to do. I do not object to going to bed at nine
o'clock, although ten is the hour in the Upper House, because I have
time then to look back over things, and to reflect, to think.

"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so."
SHAKESPEARE.

BODY OF THEME:

I now approach the narrative of what happened during the first four days
of my Christmas Holiday.

For a period before the fifteenth of December, I was rather worried. All
the girls in the school were getting new clothes for Christmas parties,
and their Families were sending on invitations in great numbers, to
various festivities that were to occur when they went home.

Nothing, however, had come for me, and I was worried. But on the 16th
mother's visiting Secretary sent on four that I was to accept, with
tiped acceptances for me to copy and send. She also sent me the good
news that I was to have two party dresses, and I was to send on my
measurements for them.

One of the parties was a dinner and theater party, to be given by Carter
Brooks on New Year's Day. Carter Brooks is the well-known Yale Center,
although now no longer such but selling advertizing, ecetera.

It is tragic to think that, after having so long anticipated that
party, I am now here in sackcloth and ashes, which is a figure of speech
for the Peter Thompson uniform of the school, with plain white for
evenings and no jewelry.

It was with anticipatory joy, therefore, that I sent the acceptances and
the desired measurements, and sat down to cheerfully while away the time
in studies and the various duties of school life, until the Holidays.

However, I was not long to rest in piece, for in a few days I received a
letter from Carter Brooks, as follows:


DEAR BARBARA: It was sweet of you to write me so promptly, although I
confess to being rather astonished as well as delighted at being called
"Dearest." The signature too was charming, "Ever thine." But, dear
child, won't you write at once and tell me why the waist, bust and hip
measurements? And the request to have them really low in the neck? Ever
thine, CARTER.

It will be perceived that I had sent him the letter to mother, by
mistake.

I was very unhappy about it. It was not an auspicious way to begin the
holidays, especially the low neck. Also I disliked very much having told
him my waist measure which is large owing to basket ball.

As I have stated before, I have known very few of the Other Sex, but
some of the girls had had more experience, and in the days before we
went home, we talked a great deal about things. Especially Love. I felt
that it was rather over-done, particularly in fiction. Also I felt and
observed at divers times that I would never marry. It was my intention
to go upon the stage, although modified since by what I am about to
relate.

The other girls say that I look like Julia Marlowe.

Some of the girls had boys who wrote to them, and one of them--I refrain
from giving her name had--a Code. You read every third word. He called
her "Cousin" and he would write like this:


Dear Cousin: I am well. Am just about crazy this week to go home. See
notice enclosed you football game.

And so on and on. Only what it really said was "I am crazy to see you."

(In giving this code I am betraying no secrets, as they have quarreled
and everything is now over between them.)

As I had nobody, at that time, and as I had visions of a career, I was
a man-hater. I acknowledge that this was a pose. But after all, what is
life but a pose?

"Stupid things!" I always said. "Nothing in their heads but football and
tobacco smoke. Women," I said, "are only their playthings. And when they
do grow up and get a little intelligence they use it in making money."

There has been a story in the school--I got it from one of the little
girls--that I was disappointed in love in early youth, the object of my
attachment having been the tenor in our church choir at home. I daresay I
should have denied the soft impeachment, but I did not. It was, although
not appearing so at the time, my first downward step on the path that
leads to destruction.

"The way of the transgressor is hard"--Bible.

I come now to the momentous day of my return to my dear home for
Christmas. Father and my sister Leila, who from now on I will term
"Sis," met me at the station. Sis was very elegantly dressed, and she
said:

"Hello, Kid," and turned her cheek for me to kiss.

She is, as I have stated, but 20 months older than I, and depends
altogether on her clothes for her beauty. In the morning she is plain,
although having a good skin. She was trimmed up with a bouquet of
violets as large as a dishpan, and she covered them with her hands when
I kissed her.

She was waved and powdered, and she had on a perfectly new outfit. And
I was shabby. That is the exact word. Shabby. If you have to hang your
entire wardrobe in a closet ten inches deep, and put it over you on cold
nights, with the steam heat shut off at ten o'clock, it does not make it
look any better.

My father has always been my favorite member of the family, and he was
very glad to see me. He has a great deal of tact, also, and later on he
slipped ten dollars in my purse in the motor. I needed it very much,
as after I had paid the porter and bought luncheon, I had only three
dollars left and an I. O. U. from one of the girls for seventy-five
cents, which this may remind her, if it is read in class, she has
forgotten.

"Good heavens, Barbara," Sis said, while I hugged father, "you certainly
need to be pressed."

"I daresay I'll be the better for a hot iron," I retorted, "but at least
I shan't need it on my hair." My hair is curly while hers is straight.

"Boarding school wit!" she said, and stocked to the motor.

Mother was in the car and glad to see me, but as usual she managed to
restrain her enthusiasm. She put her hands over some orchids she was
wearing when I kissed her. She and Sis were on their way to something or
other.

"Trimmed up like Easter hats, you two!" I said.

"School has not changed you, I fear, Barbara," mother observed. "I hope
you are studying hard."

"Exactly as hard as I have to. No more, no less," I regret to
confess that I replied. And I saw Sis and mother exchange glances of
significance.

We dropped them at the reception and father went to his office and I
went on home alone. And all at once I began to be embittered. Sis had
everything, and what had I? And when I got home, and saw that Sis had
had her room done over, and ivory toilet things on her dressing table,
and two perfectly huge boxes of candy on a stand and a ball gown laid
out on the bed, I almost wept.

My own room was just as I had left it. It had been the night nursery,
and there was still the dent in the mantel where I had thrown a hair
brush at Sis, and the ink spot on the carpet at the foot of the bed, and
everything.

Mademoiselle had gone, and Hannah, mother's maid, came to help me off
with my things. I slammed the door in her face, and sat down on the bed
and RAGED.

They still thought I was a little girl. They PATRONIZED me. I would
hardly have been surprised if they had sent up a bread and milk supper
on a tray. It was then and there that I made up my mind to show them
that I was no longer a mere child. That the time was gone when they
could shut me up in the nursery and forget me. I was seventeen years and
eleven days old, and Juliet, in Shakespeare, was only sixteen when she
had her well-known affair with Romeo.

I had no plan then. It was not until the next afternoon that the thing
sprung (sprang?) fullblown from the head of Jove.

The evening was rather dreary. The family was going out, but not until
nine thirty, and mother and Leila went over my clothes. They sat, Sis
in pink chiffon and mother in black and silver, and Hannah took out my
things and held them up. I was obliged to silently sit by, while my rags
and misery were exposed.

"Why this open humiliation?" I demanded at last. "I am the family
Cinderella, I admit it. But it isn't necessary to lay so much emphasis
on it, is it?"

"Don't be sarcastic, Barbara," said mother. "You are still only a child,
and a very untidy child at that. What do you do with your elbows to rub
them through so? It must have taken patience and application."

"Mother" I said, "am I to have the party dresses?"

"Two. Very simple."

"Low in the neck?"

"Certainly not. A small v, perhaps."

"I've got a good neck." She rose impressively.

"You amaze and shock me, Barbara," she said coldly.

"I shouldn't have to wear tulle around my shoulders to hide the bones!"
I retorted. "Sis is rather thin."

"You are a very sharp-tongued little girl," mother said, looking up at
me. I am two inches taller than she is.

"Unless you learn to curb yourself, there will be no parties for you,
and no party dresses."

This was the speech that broke the camel's back. I could endure no more.

"I think," I said, "that I shall get married and end everything."

Need I explain that I had no serious intention of taking the fatal step?
But it was not deliberate mendacity. It was despair.

Mother actually went white. She clutched me by the arm and shook me.

"What are you saying?" she demanded.

"I think you heard me, mother" I said, very politely. I was however
thinking hard.

"Marry whom? Barbara, answer me."

"I don't know. Anybody."

"She's trying to frighten you, mother" Sis said. "There isn't anybody.
Don't let her fool you."

"Oh, isn't there?" I said in a dark and portentous manner.

Mother gave me a long look, and went out. I heard her go into father's
dressing-room. But Sis sat on my bed and watched me.

"Who is it, Bab?" she asked. "The dancing teacher? Or your riding
master? Or the school plumber?"

"Guess again."

"You're just enough of a little simpleton to get tied up to some wretched
creature and disgrace us all."

I wish to state here that until that moment I had no intention of going
any further with the miserable business. I am naturally truthful,
and deception is hateful to me. But when my sister uttered the above
disparaging remark I saw that, to preserve my own dignity, which I value
above precious stones, I would be compelled to go on.

"I'm perfectly mad about him," I said. "And he's crazy about me."

"I'd like very much to know," Sis said, as she stood up and stared at
me, "how much you are making up and how much is true."

None the less, I saw that she was terrified. The family kitten, to speak
in allegory, had become a lion and showed its claws.

When she had gone out I tried to think of some one to hang a love affair
to. But there seemed to be nobody. They knew perfectly well that the
dancing master had one eye and three children, and that the clergyman at
school was elderly, with two wives. One dead.

I searched my past, but it was blameless. It was empty and bare, and
as I looked back and saw how little there had been in it but imbibing
wisdom and playing basket-ball and tennis, and typhoid fever when I
was fourteen and almost having to have my head shaved, a great wave of
bitterness agitated me.

"Never again," I observed to myself with firmness. "Never again, if I
have to invent a member of the Other Sex."

At that time, however, owing to the appearance of Hannah with a mending
basket, I got no further than his name.

It was Harold. I decided to have him dark, with a very small black
mustache, and passionate eyes. I felt, too, that he would be jealous.
The eyes would be of the smoldering type, showing the green-eyed
monster beneath.

I was very much cheered up. At least they could not ignore me any more,
and I felt that they would see the point. If I was old enough to have
a lover--especially a jealous one with the aforementioned eyes--I was old
enough to have the necks of my frocks cut out.

While they were getting their wraps on in the lower hall, I counted my
money. I had thirteen dollars. It was enough for a plan I was beginning
to have in mind.

"Go to bed early, Barbara," mother said when they were ready to go out.

"You don't mind if I write a letter, do you?"

"To whom?"

"Oh, just a letter," I said, and she stared at me coldly.

"I daresay you will write it, whether I consent or not. Leave it on the
hall table, and it will go out with the morning mail."

"I may run out to the box with it."

"I forbid your doing anything of the sort."

"Oh, very well," I responded meekly.

"If there is such haste about it, give it to Hannah to mail."

"Very well," I said.

She made an excuse to see Hannah before she left, and I knew THAT I WAS
BEING WATCHED. I was greatly excited, and happier than I had been for
weeks. But when I had settled myself in the library, with the paper
in front of me, I could not think of anything to say in a letter. So I
wrote a poem instead.=

```"To H----

```"Dear love: you seem so far away,

````I would that you were near.

```I do so long to hear you say

```Again, 'I love you, dear.'=

```"Here all is cold and drear and strange

````With none who with me tarry,

```I hope that soon we can arrange

````To run away and marry."=

The last verse did not scan, exactly, but I wished to use the word
"marry" if possible. It would show, I felt, that things were really
serious and impending. A love affair is only a love affair, but marriage
is marriage, and the end of everything.

It was at that moment, 10 o'clock, that the strange thing occurred which
did not seem strange at all at the time, but which developed into so
great a mystery later on. Which was to actually threaten my reason and
which, flying on winged feet, was to send me back here to school the
day after Christmas and put my seed pearl necklace in the safe deposit
vault. Which was very unfair, for what had my necklace to do with it?
And just now, when I need comfort, it--the necklace--would help to
relieve my exile.

Hannah brought me in a cup of hot milk, with a Valentine's malted milk
tablet dissolved in it.

As I stirred it around, it occurred to me that Valentine would be a good
name for Harold. On the spot I named him Harold Valentine, and I wrote
the name on the envelope that had the poem inside, and addressed it to
the town where this school gets its mail.

It looked well written out. "Valentine," also, is a word that naturally
connects itself with AFFAIRS DE COUR. And I felt that I was safe, for as
there was no Harold Valentine, he could not call for the letter at the
post office, and would therefore not be able to cause me any trouble,
under any circumstances. And, furthermore. I knew that Hannah would not
mail the letter anyhow, but would give it to mother. So, even if there
was a Harold Valentine, he would never get it.

Comforted by these reflections, I drank my malted milk, ignorant of
the fact that destiny, "which never swerves, nor yields to men the
helm"--Emerson, was stocking at my heels.

Between sips, as the expression goes, I addressed the envelope to Harold
Valentine, and gave it to Hannah. She went out the front door with it,
as I had expected, but I watched from a window, and she turned right
around and went in the area way. So THAT was all right.

It had worked like a Charm. I could tear my hair now when I think how
well it worked. I ought to have been suspicious for that very reason.
When things go very well with me at the start, it is a sure sign that
they are going to blow up eventually.

Mother and Sis slept late the next morning, and I went out stealthily
and did some shopping. First I bought myself a bunch of violets, with a
white rose in the center, and I printed on the card:

"My love is like a white, white rose. H." And sent it to myself.

It was deception, I acknowledge, but having put my hand to the plow,
I did not intend to steer a crooked course. I would go straight to the
end. I am like that in everything I do. But, on deliberating things
over, I felt that Violets, alone and unsupported, were not enough. I felt
that If I had a photograph, it would make everything more real. After
all, what is a love affair without a picture of the Beloved Object?

So I bought a photograph. It was hard to find what I wanted, but I got
it at last in a stationer's shop, a young man in a checked suit with a
small mustache--the young man, of course, not the suit. Unluckily, he
was rather blonde, and had a dimple in his chin. But he looked exactly
as though his name ought to be Harold.

I may say here that I chose "Harold," not because it is a favorite name
of mine, but because it is romantic in sound. Also because I had never
known any one named Harold and it seemed only discrete.

I took it home in my muff and put it under my pillow where Hannah would
find it and probably take it to mother. I wanted to buy a ring too, to
hang on a ribbon around my neck. But the violets had made a fearful hole
in my thirteen dollars.

I borrowed a stub pen at the stationer's and I wrote on the photograph,
in large, sprawling letters, "To YOU from ME."

"There," I said to myself, when I put it under the pillow. "You look
like a photograph, but you are really a bomb-shell."

As things eventuated, it was. More so, indeed.

Mother sent for me when I came in. She was sitting in front of her
mirror, having the vibrator used on her hair, and her manner was
changed. I guessed that there had been a family counsel over the poem,
and that they had decided to try kindness.

"Sit down, Barbara," she said. "I hope you were not lonely last night?"

"I am never lonely, mother. I always have things to think about."

I said this in a very pathetic tone.

"What sort of things?" mother asked, rather sharply.

"Oh--things," I said vaguely. "Life is such a mess, isn't it?"

"Certainly not. Unless one makes it so."

"But it is so difficult. Things come up and--and it's hard to know what
to do. The only way, I suppose, is to be true to one's belief in one's
self."

"Take that thing off my head and go out, Hannah," mother snapped. "Now
then, Barbara, what in the world has come over you?"

"Over me? Nothing."

"You are being a silly child."

"I am no longer a child, mother. I am seventeen. And at seventeen there
are problems. After all, one's life is one's own. One must decide----"

"Now, Barbara, I am not going to have any nonsense. You must put that
man out of your head."

"Man? What man?"

"You think you are in love with some driveling young Fool. I'm not
blind, or an idiot. And I won't have it."

"I have not said that there is anyone, have I?" I said in a gentle
voice. "But if there was, just what would you propose to do, mother?"

"If you were three years younger I'd propose to spank you." Then I
think she saw that she was taking the wrong method, for she changed her
tactics. "It's the fault of that silly school," she said. (Note:
These are my mother's words, not mine.) "They are hotbeds of sickly
sentimentality. They----"

And just then the violets came, addressed to me. Mother opened them
herself, her mouth set. "My love is like a white, white rose," she said.
"Barbara, do you know who sent these?"

"Yes, mother," I said meekly. This was quite true. I did.

I am indeed sorry to record that here my mother lost her temper, and
there was no end of a fuss. It ended by mother offering me a string of
seed pearls for Christmas, and my party dresses cut V front and back, if
I would, as she phrased it, "put him out of my silly head."

"I shall have to write one letter, mother," I said, "to--to break things
off. I cannot tear myself out of another's life without a word."

She sniffed.

"Very well," she said. "One letter. I trust you to make it only one."

I come now to the next day. How true it is, that "Man's life is but a
jest, a dream, a shadow, bubble, air, a vapor at the best!"

I spent the morning with mother at the dressmakers and she chose two
perfectly spiffing things, one of white chiffon over silk, made modified
Empire, with little bunches of roses here and there on it, and when she
and the dressmaker were haggling over the roses, I took the scissors and
cut the neck of the lining two inches lower in front. The effect was
positively impressive. The other was blue over orchid, a perfectly
passionate combination.

When we got home some of the girls had dropped in, and Carter Brooks
and Sis were having tea in the den. I am perfectly sure that Sis threw
a cigarette in the fire when I went in. When I think of my sitting here
alone, when I have done NOTHING, and Sis playing around and smoking
cigarettes, and nothing said, all for a difference of 20 months, it
makes me furious.

"Let's go in and play with the children, Leila," he said. "I'm feeling
young today."

Which was perfectly silly. He is not Methuselah. Although thinking
himself so, or almost.

Well, they went into the drawing room. Elaine Adams was there waiting
for me, and Betty Anderson and Jane Raleigh. And I hadn't been in the
room five minutes before I knew that they all knew. It turned out later
that Hannah was engaged to the Adams' butler, and she had told him,
and he had told Elaine's governess, who is still there and does the
ordering, and Elaine sends her stockings home for her to darn.

Sis had told Carter, too, I saw that, and among them they had rather
a good time. Carter sat down at the piano and struck a few chords,
chanting "My Love is like a white, white rose."

"Only you know" he said, turning to me, "that's wrong. It ought to be a
'red, red rose.'"

"Certainly not. The word is 'white.'"

"Oh, is it?" he said, with his head on one side. "Strange that both you
and Harold should have got it wrong."

I confess to a feeling of uneasiness at that moment.

Tea came, and Carter insisted on pouring.

"I do so love to pour!" he said. "Really, after a long day's shopping,
tea is the only thing that keeps me going until dinner. Cream or lemon,
Leila dear?"

"Both," Sis said in an absent manner, with her eyes on me. "Barbara,
come into the den a moment. I want to show you mother's Christmas gift."

She stocked in ahead of me, and lifted a book from the table. Under it
was the photograph.

"You wretched child!" she said. "Where did you get that?"

"That's not your affair, is it?"

"I'm going to make it my affair. Did he give it to you?"

"Have you read what's written on it?"

"Where did you meet him?"

I hesitated because I am by nature truthful. But at last I said:

"At school."

"Oh," she said slowly. "So you met him at school! What was he doing
there? Teaching elocution?"

"Elocution!"

"This is Harold, is it?"

"Certainly." Well, he WAS Harold, if I chose to call him that, wasn't
he? Sis gave a little sigh.

"You're quite hopeless, Bab. And, although I'm perfectly sure you want
me to take the thing to mother, I'll do nothing of the sort."

SHE FLUNG IT INTO THE FIRE. I was raging. It had cost me a dollar. It
was quite brown when I got it out, and a corner was burned off. But I
got it.

"I'll thank you to burn your own things," I said with dignity. And I
went back to the drawing room.

The girls and Carter Brooks were talking in an undertone when I got
there. I knew it was about me. And Jane came over to me and put her arm
around me.

"You poor thing!" she said. "Just fight it out. We're all with you."

"I'm so helpless, Jane." I put all the despair I could into my voice.
For after all, if they were going to talk about my private affairs
behind my back, I felt that they might as well have something to talk
about. As Jane's second cousin once removed is in this school and as
Jane will probably write her all about it, I hope this theme is read
aloud in class, so she will get it all straight. Jane is imaginative and
may have a wrong idea of things.

"Don't give in. Let them bully you. They can't really do anything. And
they're scared. Leila is positively sick."

"I've promised to write and break it off," I said in a tense tone.

"If he really loves you," said Jane, "the letter won't matter." There
was a thrill in her voice. Had I not been uneasy at my deceit, I to
would have thrilled.

Some fresh muffins came in just then and I was starving. But I waved
them away, and stood staring at the fire.

I am writing all of this as truthfully as I can. I am not defending
myself. What I did I was driven to, as any one can see. It takes a real
shock to make the average family wake up to the fact that the youngest
daughter is not the family baby at seventeen. All I was doing was
furnishing the shock. If things turned out badly, as they did, it
was because I rather overdid the thing. That is all. My motives were
perfectly irreproachable.

Well, they fell on the muffins like pigs, and I could hardly stand it.
So I wandered into the den, and it occurred to me to write the letter
then. I felt that they all expected me to do something anyhow.

If I had never written the wretched letter things would be better now.
As I say, I overdid. But everything had gone so smoothly all day that I
was deceived. But the real reason was a new set of furs. I had secured
the dresses and the promise of the necklace on a poem and a photograph,
and I thought that a good love letter might bring a muff. It all shows
that it does not do to be grasping.

HAD I NOT WRITTEN THE LETTER, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO TRAGEDY.

But I wrote it and if I do say it, it was a LETTER. I commenced it
"Darling," and I said I was mad to see him, and that I would always love
him. But I told him that the family objected to him, and that this was
to end everything between us. They had started the phonograph in the
library, and were playing "The Rosary." So I ended with a verse from
that. It was really a most affecting letter. I almost wept over it
myself, because, if there had been a Harold, it would have broken his
Heart.

Of course I meant to give it to Hannah to mail, and she would give it to
mother. Then, after the family had read it and it had got in its work,
including the set of furs, they were welcome to mail it. It would go
to the dead letter office, since there was no Harold. It could not come
back to me, for I had only signed it "Barbara." I had it all figured out
carefully. It looked as if I had everything to gain, including the furs,
and nothing to lose. Alas, how little I knew!

"The best laid plans of mice and men gang aft allay." Burns.

Carter Brooks ambled into the room just as I sealed it and stood gazing
down at me.

"You're quite a Person these days, Bab," he said. "I suppose all the
customary Xmas kisses are being saved this year for what's his name."

"I don't understand you."

"For Harold. You know, Bab, I think I could bear up better if his name
wasn't Harold."

"I don't see how it concerns you," I responded.

"Don't you? With me crazy about you for lo, these many years! First as
a baby, then as a sub-sub-deb, and now as a sub-deb. Next year, when you
are a real debutante----"

"You've concealed your infatuation bravely."

"It's been eating me inside. A green and yellow melancholy--hello! A
letter to him!"

"Why, so it is," I said in a scornful tone.

He picked it up, and looked at it. Then he started and stared at me.

"No!" he said. "It isn't possible! It isn't old Valentine!"

Positively, my knees got cold. I never had such a shock.

"It--it certainly is Harold Valentine," I said feebly.

"Old Hal!" he muttered. "Well, who would have thought it! And not a word
to me about it, the secretive old duffer!" He held out his hand to me.
"Congratulations, Barbara," he said heartily. "Since you absolutely
refuse me, you couldn't do better. He's the finest chap I know. If it's
Valentine the family is kicking up such a row about, you leave it to
me. I'll tell them a few things."

I was stunned. Would anybody have believed it? To pick a name out of the
air, so to speak, and off a malted milk tablet, and then to find that it
actually belonged to some one--was sickening.

"It may not be the one you know" I said desperately. "It--it's a common
name. There must be plenty of Valentines."

"Sure there are, lace paper and cupids--lots of that sort. But there's
only one Harold Valentine, and now you've got him pinned to the wall!
I'll tell you what I'll do, Barbara. I'm a real friend of yours. Always
have been. Always will be. The chances are against the family letting
him get this letter. I'll give it to him."

"GIVE it to him?"

"Why, he's here. You know that, don't you? He's in town over the
holidays."

"Oh, no!" I said in a gasping Voice.

"Sorry," he said. "Probably meant it as a surprise to you. Yes, he's
here, with bells on."

He then put the letter in his pocket before my very eyes, and sat down
on the corner of the writing table!

"You don't know how all this has relieved my mind," he said. "The poor
chap's been looking down. Not interested in anything. Of course this
explains it. He's the sort to take Love hard. At college he took
everything hard--like to have died once with German measles."

He picked up a book, and the charred picture was underneath. He pounced
on it. "Pounced" is exactly the right word.

"Hello!" he said, "family again, I suppose. Yes, it's Hal, all right.
Well, who would have thought it!"

My last hope died. Then and there I had a nervous chill. I was compelled
to prop my chin on my hand to keep my teeth from chattering.

"Tell you what I'll do," he said, in a perfectly cheerful tone that
made me cold all over. "I'll be the cupid for your Valentine. See?
Far be it from me to see love's young dream wiped out by a hardhearted
family. I'm going to see this thing through. You count on me, Barbara.
I'll arrange that you get a chance to see each other, family or no
family. Old Hal has been looking down his nose long enough. When's your
first party?"

"Tomorrow night," I gasped out.

"Very well. Tomorrow night it is. It's the Adams', isn't it, at the
Club?"

I could only nod. I was beyond speaking. I saw it all clearly. I had
been wicked in deceiving my dear family and now I was to pay the
penalty. He would know at once that I had made him up, or rather he did
not know me and therefore could not possibly be in Love with me. And
what then?

"But look here," he said, "if I take him there as Valentine, the family
will be on, you know. We'd better call him something else. Got any
choice as to a name?"

"Carter" I said frantically. "I think I'd better tell you. I----"

"How about calling him Grosvenor?". he babbled on. "Grosvenor's a good
name. Ted Grosvenor--that ought to hit them between the eyes. It's going
to be rather a lark, Miss Bab!"

And of course just then mother came in, and the Brooks idiot went in
and poured her a cup of tea, with his little finger stuck out at a right
angel, and every time he had a chance he winked at me.

I wanted to die.

When they had all gone home it seemed like a bad dream, the whole thing.
It could not be true. I went upstairs and manicured my nails, which
usually comforts me, and put my hair up like Leila's.

But nothing could calm me. I had made my own fate, and must lie in it.
And just then Hannah slipped in with a box in her hands and her eyes
frightened.

"Oh, Miss Barbara!" she said. "If your mother sees this!"

I dropped my manicure scissors, I was so alarmed. But I opened the box,
and clutched the envelope inside. It said "from H----." Then Carter was
right. There was an H after all!

Hannah was rolling her hands in her apron and her eyes were popping out
of her head.

"I just happened to see the boy at the door," she said, with her silly
teeth chattering. "Oh, Miss Barbara, if Patrick had answered the bell!
What shall we do with them?"

"You take them right down the back stairs," I said. "As if it was an
empty box. And put it outside with the waist papers. Quick."

She gathered the thing up, but of course mother had to come in just
then and they met in the doorway. She saw it all in one glance, and she
snatched the card out of my hand.

"From H----!" she read. "Take them out, Hannah, and throw them away. No,
don't do that. Put them on the Servant's table." Then, when the door
had closed, she turned to me. "Just one more ridiculous episode of this
kind, Barbara," she said, "and you go back to school--Christmas or no
Christmas."

I will say this. If she had shown the faintest softness, I'd have told
her the whole thing. But she did not. She looked exactly as gentle as a
macadam pavement. I am one who has to be handled with gentleness. A
kind word will do anything with me, but harsh treatment only makes me
determined. I then become inflexible as iron.

That is what happened then. Mother took the wrong course and threatened,
which as I have stated is fatal, as far as I am concerned. I refused
to yield an inch, and it ended in my having my dinner in my room, and
mother threatening to keep me home from the party the next night. It was
not a threat, if she had only known it.

But when the next day went by, with no more flowers, and nothing
apparently wrong except that mother was very dignified with me, I began
to feel better. Sis was out all day, and in the afternoon Jane called me
up.

"How are you?" she said.

"Oh, I'm all right."

"Everything smooth?"

"Well, smooth enough."

"Oh, Bab," she said. "I'm just crazy about it. All the girls are."

"I knew they were crazy about something."

"You poor thing, no wonder you are bitter," she said. "Somebody's
coming. I'll have to ring off. But don't you give in, Bab. Not an inch.
Marry your heart's desire, no matter who butts in."

Well, you can see how it was. Even then I could have told father and
mother, and got out of it somehow. But all the girls knew about it, and
there was nothing to do but go on.

All that day every time I thought of the Party my heart missed a beat.
But as I would not lie and say that I was ill--I am naturally truthful,
as far as possible--I was compelled to go, although my heart was
breaking.

I am not going to write much about the party, except a slight
description, which properly belongs in every theme.

All Parties for the school set are alike. The boys range from
knickerbockers to college men in their freshmen year, and one is likely
to dance half the evening with youngsters that one saw last in their
perambulators. It is rather startling to have about six feet of black
trouser legs and white shirt front come and ask one to dance and then
to get one's eyes raised as far as the top of what looks like a
particularly thin pair of tree trunks and see a little boy's face.

As this theme is to contain description I shall describe the ball room
of the club where the eventful party occurred.

The ball room is white, with red hangings, and looks like a Charlotte
Russe with maraschino cherries. Over the fireplace they had put "Merry
Christmas," in electric lights, and the chandeliers were made into
Christmas trees and hung with colored balls. One of the balls fell
off during the cotillion, and went down the back of one of the girl's
dresses, and they were compelled to up-end her and shake her out in the
dressing room.

The favors were insignificant, as usual. It is not considered good taste
to have elaborate things for the school crowd. But when I think of the
silver things Sis always brought home, and remember that I took away
about six Christmas stockings, a toy balloon, four whistles, a wooden
canary in a cage and a box of talcum powder, I feel that things are not
fair in this World.

Hannah went with me, and in the motor she said:

"Oh, Miss Barbara, do be careful. The family is that upset."

"Don't be a silly," I said. "And if the family is half as upset as I
am, it is throwing a fit at this minute."

We were early, of course. My mother believes in being on time, and
besides, she and Sis wanted the motor later. And while Hannah was on her
knees taking off my carriage boots, I suddenly decided that I could not
go down. Hannah turned quite pale when I told her.

"What will your mother say?" she said. "And you with your new dress and
all! It's as much as my life is worth to take you back home now, Miss
Barbara."

Well, that was true enough. There would be a riot if I went home, and I
knew it.

"I'll see the steward and get you a cup of tea," Hannah said. "Tea sets
me up like anything when I'm nervous. Now please be a good girl, Miss
Barbara, and don't run off, or do anything foolish."

She wanted me to promise, but I would not, although I could not have run
anywhere. My legs were entirely numb.

In a half hour at the utmost I knew all would be known, and very likely
I would be a homeless wanderer on the earth. For I felt that never, never
could I return to my dear ones, when my terrible actions became known.

Jane came in while I was sipping the tea and she stood off and eyed me
with sympathy.

"I don't wonder, Bab!" she said. "The idea of your family acting so
outrageously! And look here" She bent over me and whispered it. "Don't
trust Carter too much. He is perfectly infatuated with Leila, and he
will play into the hands of the enemy. BE CAREFUL."

"Loathsome creature!" was my response. "As for trusting him, I trust no
one, these days."

"I don't wonder your faith is gone," she observed. But she was talking
with one eye on a mirror.

"Pink makes me pale," she said. "I'll bet the maid has a drawer full of
rouge. I'm going to see. How about a touch for you? You look ghastly."

"I don't care how I look," I said, recklessly. "I think I'll sprain my
ankle and go home. Anyhow I am not allowed to use rouge."

"Not allowed!" she observed. "What has that got to do with it? I don't
understand you, Bab; you are totally changed."

"I am suffering," I said. I was to.

Just then the maid brought me a folded note. Hannah was hanging up my
wraps, and did not see it. Jane's eyes fairly bulged.

"I hope you have saved the cotillion for me," it said. And it was
signed. H----!

"Good gracious," Jane said breathlessly. "Don't tell me he is here, and
that that's from him!"

I had to swallow twice before I could speak. Then I said, solemnly:

"He is here, Jane. He has followed me. I am going to dance the cotillion
with him although I shall probably be disinherited and thrown out into
the world, as a result."

I have no recollection whatever of going down the staircase and into the
ballroom. Although I am considered rather brave, and once saved one of
the smaller girls from drowning, as I need not remind the school, when
she was skating on thin ice, I was frightened. I remember that, inside
the door, Jane said "Courage!" in a low tense voice, and that I stepped
on somebody's foot and said "Certainly" instead of apologizing. The
shock of that brought me around somewhat, and I managed to find Mrs.
Adams and Elaine, and not disgrace myself. Then somebody at my elbow
said:

"All right, Barbara. Everything's fixed."

It was Carter.

"He's waiting in the corner over there," he said. "We'd better go
through the formality of an introduction. He's positively twittering
with excitement."

"Carter" I said desperately. "I want to tell you something first. I've
got myself in an awful mess. I----"

"Sure you have," he said. "That's why I'm here, to help you out. Now
you be calm, and there's no reason why you two can't have the evening of
your young lives. I wish I could fall in love. It must be bully."

"Carter----!"

"Got his note, didn't you?"

"Yes, I----"

"Here we are," said Carter. "Miss Archibald, I would like to present Mr.
Grosvenor."

Somebody bowed in front of me, and then straightened up and looked down
at me. IT WAS THE MAN OF THE PICTURE, LITTLE MUSTACHE AND ALL. My mouth
went perfectly dry.

It is all very well to talk about Romance and Love, and all that sort
of thing. But I have concluded that amorous experiences are not always
agreeable. And I have discovered something else. The moment anybody is
crazy about me I begin to hate him. It is curious, but I am like that. I
only care as long as they, or he, is far away. And the moment I touched
H's white kid glove, I knew I loathed him.

"Now go to it, you two," Carter said in cautious tone. "Don't be
conspicuous. That's all."

And he left us.

"Suppose we dance this. Shall we?" said H. And the next moment we were
gliding off. He danced very well. I will say that. But at the time I was
too much occupied with hating him to care about dancing, or anything.
But I was compelled by my pride to see things through. We are a very
proud family and never show our troubles, though our hearts be torn
with anguish.

"Think," he said, when we had got away from the band, "think of our
being together like this!"

"It's not so surprising, is it? We've got to be together if we are
dancing."

"Not that. Do you know, I never knew so long a day as this has been. The
thought of meeting you--er--again, and all that."

"You needn't rave for my benefit," I said freezingly. "You know
perfectly well that you never saw me before."

"Barbara! With your dear little letter in my breast pocket at this
moment!"

"I didn't know men had breast pockets in their evening clothes."

"Oh well, have it your own way. I'm too happy to quarrel," he said. "How
well you dance--only, let me lead, won't you? How strange it is to think
that we have never danced together before!"

"We must have a talk," I said desperately. "Can't we go somewhere, away
from the noise?"

"That would be conspicuous, wouldn't it, under the circumstances? If we
are to overcome the family objection to me, we'll have to be cautious,
Barbara."

"Don't call me Barbara," I snapped. "I know perfectly well what you
think of me, and I----"

"I think you are wonderful," he said. "Words fail me when I try to tell
you what I am thinking. You've saved the cotillion for me, haven't you?
If not, I'm going to claim it anyhow. IT IS MY RIGHT."

He said it in the most determined manner, as if everything was settled.
I felt like a rat in a trap, and Carter, watching from a corner, looked
exactly like a cat. If he had taken his hand in its white glove and
washed his face with it, I would hardly have been surprised.

The music stopped, and somebody claimed me for the next. Jane came up,
too, and clutched my arm.

"You lucky thing!" she said. "He's perfectly handsome. And oh, Bab, he's
wild about you. I can see it in his eyes."

"Don't pinch, Jane," I said coldly. "And don't rave. He's an idiot."

She looked at me with her mouth open.

"Well, if you don't want him, pass him on to me," she said, and walked
away.

It was too silly, after everything that had happened, to dance the next
dance with Willie Graham, who is still in knickerbockers, and a full
head shorter than I am. But that's the way with a Party for the school
crowd, as I've said before. They ask all ages, from perambulators up,
and of course the little boys all want to dance with the older girls. It
is deadly stupid.

But H seemed to be having a good time. He danced a lot with Jane, who
is a wretched dancer, with no sense of time whatever. Jane is not pretty,
but she has nice eyes, and I am not afraid, second cousin once removed
or no second cousin once removed, to say she used them.

Altogether, it was a terrible evening. I danced three dances out of four
with knickerbockers, and one with old Mr. Adams, who is fat and rotates
his partner at the corners by swinging her on his waistcoat. Carter did
not dance at all, and every time I tried to speak to him he was taking a
crowd of the little girls to the fruit-punch bowl.

I determined to have things out with H during the cotillion, and tell
him that I would never marry him, that I would die first. But I was
favored a great deal, and when we did have a chance the music was making
such a noise that I would have had to shout. Our chairs were next to the
band.

But at last we had a minute, and I went out to the verandah, which was
closed in with awnings. He had to follow, of course, and I turned and
faced him.

"Now" I said, "this has got to stop."

"I don't understand you, Bab."

"You do, perfectly well," I stormed. "I can't stand it. I am going
crazy."

"Oh," he said slowly. "I see. I've been dancing too much with the
little girl with the eyes! Honestly, Bab, I was only doing it to disarm
suspicion. MY EVERY THOUGHT IS OF YOU."

"I mean," I said, as firmly as I could, "that this whole thing has got
to stop. I can't stand it."

"Am I to understand," he said solemnly, "that you intend to end
everything?"

I felt perfectly wild and helpless.

"After that Letter!" he went on. "After that sweet Letter! You said, you
know, that you were mad to see me, and that--it is almost too sacred
to repeat, even to YOU--that you would always love me. After that
Confession I refuse to agree that all is over. It can NEVER be over."

"I daresay I am losing my mind," I said. "It all sounds perfectly
natural. But it doesn't mean anything. There CAN'T be any Harold
Valentine; because I made him up. But there is, so there must be. And I
am going crazy."

"Look here," he stormed, suddenly quite raving, and throwing out his
right hand. It would have been terribly dramatic, only he had a glass of
punch in it. "I am not going to be played with. And you are not going to
jilt me without a reason. Do you mean to deny everything? Are you going
to say, for instance, that I never sent you any violets? Or gave you my
Photograph, with an--er--touching inscription on it?" Then, appealingly,
"You can't mean to deny that Photograph, Bab!"

And then that lanky wretch of an Eddie Perkins brought me a toy balloon,
and I had to dance, with my heart crushed.

Nevertheless, I ate a fair supper. I felt that I needed Strength. It was
quite a grown-up supper, with bullion and creamed chicken and baked ham
and sandwiches, among other things. But of course they had to show it
was a 'kid' party, after all. For instead of coffee we had milk.

Milk! When I was going through a tragedy. For if it is not a tragedy
to be engaged to a man one never saw before, what is it?

All through the refreshments I could feel that his eyes were on me. And
I hated him. It was all well enough for Jane to say he was handsome. She
wasn't going to have to marry him. I detest dimples in chins. I always
have. And anybody could see that it was his first mustache, and
soft, and that he took it round like a mother pushing a new baby in a
perambulator. It was sickening.

I left just after supper. He did not see me when I went upstairs, but
he had missed me, for when Hannah and I came down, he was at the door,
waiting. Hannah was loaded down with silly favors, and lagged behind,
which gave him a chance to speak to me. I eyed him coldly and tried to
pass him, but I had no chance.

"I'll see you tomorrow, DEAREST," he whispered.

"Not if I can help it," I said, looking straight ahead. Hannah had
dropped a stocking--not her own. One of the Christmas favors--and was
fumbling about for it.

"You are tired and unnerved to-night, Bab. When I have seen your father
tomorrow, and talked to him----"

"Don't you dare to see my father."

"----and when he has agreed to what I propose," he went on, without
paying any attention to what I had said, "you will be calmer. We can plan
things."

Hannah came puffing up then, and he helped us into the motor. He was
very careful to see that we were covered with the robes, and he tucked
Hannah's feet in. She was awfully flattered. Old Fool! And she babbled
about him until I wanted to slap her.

"He's a nice young man. Miss Bab," she said. "That is, if he's the One.
And he has nice manners. So considerate. Many a party I've taken your
sister to, and never before----"

"I wish you'd shut up, Hannah," I said. "He's a pig, and I hate him."

She sulked after that, and helped me out of my things at home without a
word. When I was in bed, however, and she was hanging up my clothes, she
said:

"I don't know what's got into you, Miss Barbara. You are that cross that
there's no living with you."

"Oh, go away," I said.

"And what's more," she added, "I don't know but what your mother ought
to know about these goings on. You're only a little girl, with all your
high and mightiness, and there's going to be no scandal in this family
if I can help it."

I put the bedclothes over my head, and she went out.

But of course I could not sleep. Sis was not home yet, or mother, and I
went into Sis's room and got a novel from her table. It was the story of
a woman who had married a man in a hurry, and without really loving him,
and when she had been married a year, and hated the very way her husband
drank his coffee and cut the ends off his cigars, she found some one she
really loved with her whole heart. And it was too late. But she wrote
him one letter, the other man, you know, and it caused a lot of trouble.
So she said--I remember the very words--

"Half the troubles in the world are caused by letters. Emotions are
changeable things"--this was after she had found that she really loved
her husband after all, but he had had to shoot himself before she found
it out, although not fatally--"but the written word does not change. It
remains always, embodying a dead truth and giving it apparent life. No
woman should ever put her thoughts on paper."

She got the letter back, but she had to steal it. And it turned out that
the other man had really only wanted her money all the time.

That story was a real illumination to me. I shall have a great deal of
money when I am of age, from my grandmother. I saw it all. It was a trap
sure enough. And if I was to get out I would have to have the letter.

IT WAS THE LETTER THAT PUT ME IN HIS POWER.

The next day was Christmas. I got a lot of things, including the necklace,
and a mending basket from Sis, with the hope that it would make me
tidy, and father had bought me a set of silver fox, which mother
did not approve of, it being too expensive for a young girl to wear,
according to her. I must say that for an hour or two I was happy enough.

But the afternoon was terrible. We keep open house on Xmas afternoon,
and father makes a champagne punch, and somebody pours tea, although
nobody drinks it, and there are little cakes from the club, and the
house is decorated with poinsettias.

At eleven o'clock the mail came in, and mother sorted it over, while
father took a gold piece out to the post-man.

There were about a million cards, and mother glanced at the addresses
and passed them round. But suddenly she frowned. There was a small
parcel, addressed to me.

"This looks like a gift, Barbara," she said. And proceeded to open it.

My heart skipped two beats, and then hammered. Mother's mouth was set as
she tore off the paper and opened the box. There was a card, which she
glanced at, and underneath, was a book of poems.

"Love Lyrics," said mother, in a terrible voice. "To Barbara, from
H----"

"Mother----" I began, in an earnest tone.

"A child of mine receiving such a book from a man!" she went on.
"Barbara, I am speechless."

But she was not speechless. If she was speechless for the next half
hour, I would hate to hear her really converse. And all that I could do
was to bear it. For I had made a Frankenstein--see the book read last
term by the Literary Society--not out of grave-yard fragments, but from
malted milk tablets, so to speak, and now it was pursuing me to an early
grave. For I felt that I simply could not continue to live.

"Now--where does he live?"

"I--don't know, mother."

"You sent him a letter."

"I don't know where he lives, anyhow."

"Leila," mother said, "will you ask Hannah to bring my smelling salts?"

"Aren't you going to give me the book?" I asked. "It--it sounds
interesting."

"You are shameless," mother said, and threw the thing into the fire. A
good many of my things seemed to be going into the fire at that time. I
cannot help wondering what they would have done if it had all happened
in the summer, and no fires burning. They would have felt quite
helpless, I imagine.

Father came back just then, but he did not see the book, which was then
blazing with a very hot red flame. I expected mother to tell him, and I
daresay I should not have been surprised to see my furs follow the book.
I had got into the way of expecting to see things burning that do not
belong in a fireplace. But mother did not tell him.


I have thought over this a great deal, and I believe that now I
understand. Mother was unjustly putting the blame for everything on this
School, and mother had chosen the School. My father had not been much
impressed by the catalog. "Too much dancing room and not enough tennis
courts," he had said. This, of course, is my father's opinion. Not mine.

The real reason, then, for mother's silence was that she disliked
confessing that she made a mistake in her choice of a School.

I ate very little luncheon and my only comfort was my seed pearls. I was
wearing them, for fear the door-bell would ring, and a letter or flowers
would arrive from H. In that case I felt quite sure that someone, in a
frenzy, would burn the pearls also.

The afternoon was terrible. It rained solid sheets, and Patrick, the
butler, gave notice three hours after he had received his Christmas
presents, on account of not being let off for early mass.

But my father's punch is famous, and people came, and stood around and
buzzed, and told me I had grown and was almost a young lady. And Tommy
Gray got out of his cradle and came to call on me, and coughed all the
time, with a whoop. He developed the whooping cough later. He had on his
first long trousers, and a pair of lavender socks and a tie to match. He
said they were not exactly the same shade, but he did not think it would
be noticed. Hateful child!

At half past five, when the place was jammed, I happened to look up.
Carter Brooks was in the hall, and behind him was H. He had seen me
before I saw him, and he had a sort of sickly grin, meant to denote
joy. I was talking to our bishop at the time, and he was asking me what
sort of services we had in the school chapel.

I meant to say "non-sectarian," but in my surprise and horror I regret
to say that I said, "vegetarian." Carter Brooks came over to me like a
cat to a saucer of milk, and pulled me off into a corner.

"It's all right," he said. "I phoned mama, and she said to bring him.
He's known as Grosvenor here, of course. They'll never suspect a thing.
Now, do I get a small 'thank you'?"

"I won't see him."

"Now look here, Bab," he protested, "you two have got to make this thing
up You are a pair of idiots, quarreling over nothing. Poor old Hal is
all broken up. He's sensitive. You've got to remember how sensitive he
is."

"Go, away" I cried, in broken tones. "Go away, and take him with you."

"Not until he had spoken to your Father," he observed, setting his jaw.
"He's here for that, and you know it. You can't play fast and loose with
a man, you know."

"Don't you dare to let him speak to father!"

He shrugged his shoulders.

"That's between you two, of course," he said. "It's not up to me. Tell
him yourself, if you've changed your mind. I don't intend," he went on,
impressively, "to have any share in ruining his life."

"Oh piffle," I said. I am aware that this is slang, and does not belong
in a theme. But I was driven to saying it.

I got through the crowd by using my elbows. I am afraid I gave
the bishop quite a prod, and I caught Mr. Andrews on his rotating
waistcoat. But I was desperate.

Alas, I was too late.

The caterer's man, who had taken Patrick's place in a hurry, was at the
punch bowl, and father was gone. I was just in time to see him take H.
into his library and close the door.

Here words fail me. I knew perfectly well that beyond that door H, whom
I had invented and who therefore simply did not exist, was asking for my
hand. I made up my mind at once to run away and go on the stage, and
I had even got part way up the stairs, when I remembered that, with
a dollar for the picture and five dollars for the violets and three
dollars for the hat pin I had given Sis, and two dollars and a quarter
for mother's handkerchief case, I had exactly a dollar and seventy-five
cents in the world.

I WAS TRAPPED.

I went up to my room, and sat and waited. Would father be violent, and
throw H. out and then come upstairs, pale with fury and disinherit me?
Or would the whole family conspire together, when the people had gone,
and send me to a convent? I made up my mind, if it was the convent, to
take the veil and be a nun. I would go to nurse lepers, or something,
and then, when it was too late, they would be sorry.

The stage or the convent, nun or actress? Which?

I left the door open, but there was only the sound of revelry below.
I felt then that it was to be the convent. I pinned a towel around my
face, the way the nuns wear whatever they call them, and from the side
it was very becoming. I really did look like Julia Marlowe, especially as
my face was very sad and tragic.

At something before seven every one had gone, and I heard Sis and mother
come upstairs to dress for dinner. I sat and waited, and when I heard
father I got cold all over. But he went on by, and I heard him go into
mother's room and close the door. Well, I knew I had to go through with
it, although my life was blasted. So I dressed and went downstairs.

Father was the first down. HE CAME DOWN WHISTLING.

It is perfectly true. I could not believe my ears.

He approached me with a smiling face.

"Well, Bab," he said, exactly as if nothing had happened, "have you had
a nice day?"

He had the eyes of a basilisk, that creature of fable.

"I've had a lovely day, Father," I replied. I could be basilisk-ish
also.

There is a mirror over the drawing room mantle, and he turned me around
until we both faced it.

"Up to my ears," he said, referring to my height. "And lovers already!
Well, I daresay we must make up our minds to lose you."

"I won't be lost," I declared, almost violently. "Of course, if you
intend to shove me off your hands, to the first idiot who comes along
and pretends a lot of stuff, I----"

"My dear child!" said father, looking surprised. "Such an outburst! All
I was trying to say, before your mother comes down, is that I--well,
that I understand and that I shall not make my little girl unhappy
by--er--by breaking her heart."

"Just what do you mean by that, father?"

He looked rather uncomfortable, being one who hates to talk sentiment.

"It's like this, Barbara," he said. "If you want to marry this young
man--and you have made it very clear that you do--I am going to see that
you do it. You are young, of course, but after all your dear mother was
not much older than you are when I married her."

"Father!" I cried, from an over-flowing heart.

"I have noticed that you are not happy, Barbara," he said. "And I shall
not thwart you, or allow you to be thwarted. In affairs of the heart,
you are to have your own way."

"I want to tell you something!" I cried. "I will NOT be cast off! I----"

"Tut, tut," said Father. "Who is casting you off? I tell you that I
like the young man, and give you my blessing, or what is the present-day
equivalent for it, and you look like a figure of tragedy!"

But I could endure no more. My own father had turned on me and was
rending me, so to speak. With a breaking heart and streaming eyes I flew
to my chamber.

There, for hours I paced the floor.

Never, I determined, would I marry H. Better death, by far. He was a
scheming fortune-hunter, but to tell the family that was to confess all.
And I would never confess. I would run away before I gave Sis such a
chance at me. I would run away, but first I would kill Carter Brooks.

Yes, I was driven to thoughts of murder. It shows how the first false
step leads down and down, to crime and even to death. Oh never, never,
gentle reader, take that first false step. Who knows to what it may
lead!

"One false Step is never retrieved." Gray--On a Favorite Cat.

I reflected also on how the woman in the book had ruined her life with
a letter. "The written word does not change," she had said. "It remains
always, embodying a dead truth and giving it apparent life."

"Apparent life" was exactly what my letter had given to H. Frankenstein.
That was what I called him, in my agony. I felt that if only I had never
written the Letter there would have been no trouble. And another awful
thought came to me: Was there an H after all? Could there be an H?

Once the French teacher had taken us to the theater in New York, and a
woman sitting on a chair and covered with a sheet, had brought a man out
of a perfectly empty cabinet, by simply willing to do it. The cabinet
was empty, for four respectable looking men went up and examined it, and
one even measured it with a Tape-measure.

She had materialized him, out of nothing.

And while I had had no cabinet, there are many things in this world
"that we do not dream of in our philosophy." Was H. a real person, or
a creature of my disordered brain? In plain and simple language, COULD
THERE BE SUCH A PERSON?

I feared not.

And if there was no H, really, and I married him, where would I be?

There was a ball at the Club that night, and the family all went. No
one came to say good-night to me, and by half past ten I was alone with
my misery. I knew Carter Brooks would be at the ball, and H also, very
likely, dancing around as agreeably as if he really existed, and I had
not made him up.

I got the book from Sis's room again, and re-read it. The woman in it
had been in great trouble, too, with her husband cleaning his revolver
and making his will. And at last she had gone to the apartments of the
man who had her letters, in a taxicab covered with a heavy veil, and had
got them back. He had shot himself when she returned--the husband--but
she burned the letters and then called a doctor, and he was saved. Not
the doctor, of course. The husband.

The villain's only hold on her had been the letters, so he went to South
Africa and was gored by an elephant, thus passing out of her life.

Then and there I knew that I would have to get my letter back from H.
Without it he was powerless. The trouble was that I did not know where
he was staying. Even if he came out of a cabinet, the cabinet would have
to be somewhere, would it not?

I felt that I would have to meet guile with guile. And to steal one's own
letter is not really stealing. Of course if he was visiting any one and
pretending to be a real person, I had no chance in the world. But if he
was stopping at a hotel I thought I could manage. The man in the book
had had an apartment, with a Japanese servant, who went away and drew
plans of American forts in the kitchen and left the woman alone with the
desk containing the letter. But I daresay that was unusually lucky and
not the sort of thing to look forward to.

With me, to think is to act. Hannah was out, it being Christmas and her
brother-in-law having a wake, being dead, so I was free to do anything I
wanted to.

First I called the club and got Carter Brooks on the telephone.

"Carter," I said, "I--I am writing a letter. Where is--where does H.
stay?"

"Who?"

"H.--Mr. Grosvenor."

"Why, bless your ardent little heart! Writing, are you? It's sublime,
Bab!"

"Where does he live?"

"And is it all alone you are, on Christmas Night!" he burbled. (This is a
word from Alice in Wonder Land, and although not in the dictionary, is
quite expressive.)

"Yes," I replied, bitterly. "I am old enough to be married off without
my consent, but I am not old enough for a real Ball. It makes me sick."

"I can smuggle him here, if you want to talk to him."

"Smuggle!" I said, with scorn. "There is no need to smuggle him. The
family is crazy about him. They are flinging me at him."

"Well, that's nice," he said. "Who'd have thought it! Shall I bring him
to the 'phone?"

"I don't want to talk to him. I hate him."

"Look here," he observed, "if you keep that up, he'll begin to believe
you. Don't take these little quarrels too hard, Barbara. He's so happy
to-night in the thought that you----"

"Does he live in a cabinet, or where?"

"In a what? I don't get that word."

"Don't bother. Where shall I send his letter?"

Well, it seemed he had an apartment at the arcade, and I rang off. It
was after eleven by that time, and by the time I had got into my school
mackintosh and found a heavy veil of mother's and put it on, it was
almost half past.

The house was quiet, and as Patrick had gone, there was no one around in
the lower hall. I slipped out and closed the door behind me, and
looked for a taxicab, but the veil was so heavy that I hailed our own
limousine, and Smith had drawn up at the curb before I knew him.

"Where to, lady?" he said. "This is a private car, but I'll take you
anywhere in the city for a dollar."

A flush of just indignation rose to my cheek, at the knowledge that
Smith was using our car for a taxicab! And just as I was about to speak
to him severely, and threaten to tell father, I remembered, and walked
away.

"Make it seventy-five cents," he called after me. But I went on. It was
terrible to think that Smith could go on renting our car to all sorts of
people, covered with germs and everything, and that I could never report
it to the family.

I got a real taxi at last, and got out at the arcade, giving the man a
quarter, although ten cents would have been plenty as a tip.

I looked at him, and I felt that he could be trusted.

"This," I said, holding up the money, "is the price of silence."

But if he was trustworthy he was not subtle, and he said:

"The what, miss?"

"If any one asks if you have driven me here, YOU HAVE NOT" I explained,
in an impressive manner.

He examined the quarter, even striking a match to look at it. Then he
replied: "I have not!" and drove away.

Concealing my nervousness as best I could, I entered the doomed
building. There was only a hall boy there, asleep in the elevator, and
I looked at the thing with the names on it. "Mr. Grosvenor" was on the
fourth floor.

I wakened the boy, and he yawned and took me to the fourth floor. My
hands were stiff with nervousness by that time, but the boy was half
asleep, and evidently he took me for some one who belonged there, for
he said "Goodnight" to me, and went on down. There was a square landing
with two doors, and "Grosvenor" was on one. I tried it gently. It was
unlocked.

"FACILUS DESCENSUS IN AVERNU."

I am not defending myself. What I did was the result of desperation.
But I cannot even write of my sensations as I stepped through that fatal
portal, without a sinking of the heart. I had, however, had sufficient
foresight to prepare an alibi. In case there was someone present in the
apartment I intended to tell a falsehood, I regret to confess, and to say
that I had got off at the wrong floor.

There was a sort of hall, with a clock and a table, and a shaded
electric lamp, and beyond that the door was open into a sitting room.

There was a small light burning there, and the remains of a wood fire in
the fireplace. There was no cabinet however.

Everything was perfectly quiet, and I went over to the fire and warmed
my hands. My nails were quite blue, but I was strangely calm. I took off
mother's veil, and my mackintosh, so I would be free to work, and I then
looked around the room. There were a number of photographs of rather
smart looking girls, and I curled my lip scornfully. He might have
fooled them but he could not deceive me. And it added to my bitterness
to think that at that moment the villain was dancing--and flirting
probably--while I was driven to actual theft to secure the letter that
placed me in his power.

When I had stopped shivering I went to his desk. There were a lot of
letters on the top, all addressed to him as Grosvenor. It struck me
suddenly as strange that if he was only visiting, under an assumed name,
in order to see me, that so many people should be writing to him as Mr.
Grosvenor. And it did not look like the room of a man who was visiting,
unless he took a freight car with him on his travels.

THERE WAS A MYSTERY. All at once I knew it.

My letter was not on the desk, so I opened the top drawer. It seemed to
be full of bills, and so was the one below it. I had just started on the
third drawer, when a terrible thing happened.

"Hello!" said some one behind me.

I turned my head slowly, and my heart stopped.

THE PORTERES INTO THE PASSAGE HAD OPENED, AND A GENTLEMAN IN HIS EVENING
CLOTHES WAS STANDING THERE.

"Just sit still, please," he said, in a perfectly cold voice. And he
turned and locked the door into the hall. I was absolutely unable to
speak. I tried once, but my tongue hit the roof of my mouth like the
clapper of a bell.

"Now," he said, when he had turned around. "I wish you would tell me
some good reason why I should not hand you over to the police."

"Oh, please don't!" I said.

"That's eloquent. But not a reason. I'll sit down and give you a little
time. I take it, you did not expect to find me here."

"I'm in the wrong apartment. That's all," I said. "Maybe you'll think
that's an excuse and not a reason. I can't help it if you do."

"Well," he said, "that explains some things. It's pretty well known, I
fancy, that I have little worth stealing, except my good name."

"I was not stealing," I replied in a sulky manner.

"I beg your pardon," he said. "It IS an ugly word. We will strike it
from the record. Would you mind telling me whose apartment you intended
to--er--investigate? If this is the wrong one, you know."

"I was looking for a letter."

"Letters, letters!" he said. "When will you women learn not to write
letters. Although"--he looked at me closely--"you look rather young for
that sort of thing." He sighed. "It's born in you, I daresay," he said.

Well, for all his patronizing ways, he was not very old himself.

"Of course," he said, "if you are telling the truth--and it sounds
fishy, I must say--it's hardly a police matter, is it? It's rather one
for diplomacy. But can you prove what you say?"

"My word should be sufficient," I replied stiffly. "How do I know that
YOU belong here?"

"Well, you don't, as a matter of fact. Suppose you take my word for
that, and I agree to believe what you say about the wrong apartment,
Even then it's rather unusual. I find a pale and determined looking
young lady going through my desk in a business-like manner. She says she
has come for a letter. Now the question is, is there a letter? If so,
what letter?"

"It is a love letter," I said.

"Don't blush over such a confession," he said. "If it is true, be proud
of it. Love is a wonderful thing. Never be ashamed of being in love, my
child."

"I am not in love," I cried with bitter fury.

"Ah! Then it is not YOUR letter!"

"I wrote it."

"But to simulate a passion that does not exist--that is sacrilege. It
is----"

"Oh, stop talking," I cried, in a hunted tone. "I can't bear it. If you
are going to arrest me, get it over."

"I'd rather NOT arrest you, if we can find a way out. You look so young,
so new to crime! Even your excuse for being here is so naive, that
I--won't you tell me why you wrote a love letter, if you are not in
love? And whom you sent it to? That's important, you see, as it bears
on the case. I intend," he said, "to be judicial, unimpassioned, and
quite fair."

"I wrote a love letter" I explained, feeling rather cheered, "but it was
not intended for any one, Do you see? It was just a love letter."

"Oh," he said. "Of course. It is often done. And after that?"

"Well, it had to go somewhere. At least I felt that way about it. So I
made up a name from some malted milk tablets----"

"Malted milk tablets!" he said, looking bewildered.

"Just as I was thinking up a name to send it to," I explained,
"Hannah--that's mother's maid, you know--brought in some hot milk and
some malted milk tablets, and I took the name from them."

"Look here," he said, "I'm unprejudiced and quite calm, but isn't the
'mother's maid' rather piling it on?"

"Hannah is mother's maid, and she brought in the milk and the tablets,
I should think," I said, growing sarcastic, "that so far it is clear to
the dullest mind."

"Go on," he said, leaning back and closing his eyes. "You named the
letter for your mother's maid--I mean for the malted milk. Although you
have not yet stated the name you chose; I never heard of any one named
Milk, and as to the other, while I have known some rather thoroughly
malted people--however, let that go."

"Valentine's tablets," I said. "Of course, you understand," I said,
bending forward, "there was no such person. I made him up. The Harold
was made up too--Harold Valentine."

"I see. Not clearly, perhaps, but I have a gleam of intelligence."

"But, after all, there was such a person. That's clear, isn't it? And
now he considers that we are engaged, and--and he insists on marrying
me."

"That," he said, "is really easy to understand. I don't blame him at all.
He is clearly a person of discernment."

"Of course," I said bitterly, "you would be on HIS side. Every one is."

"But the point is this," he went on. "If you made him up out of the
whole cloth, as it were, and there was no such person, how can there
be such a person? I am merely asking to get it all clear in my head. It
sounds so reasonable when you say it, but there seems to be something
left out."

"I don't know how he can be, but he is," I said, hopelessly. "And he is
exactly like his picture."

"Well, that's not unusual, you know."

"It is in this case. Because I bought the picture in a shop, and just
pretended it was him. (He?) And it WAS."

He got up and paced the floor.

"It's a very strange case," he said. "Do you mind if I light a
cigarette? It helps to clear my brain. What was the name you gave him?"

"Harold Valentine. But he is here under another name, because of my
family. They think I am a mere child, you see, and so of course he took
a NOM DE PLUME."

"A NOM DE PLUME? Oh I see! What is it?"

"Grosvenor," I said. "The same as yours."

"There's another Grosvenor in the building, That's where the trouble
came in, I suppose, Now let me get this straight. You wrote a letter,
and somehow or other he got it, and now you want it back. Stripped of
the things that baffle my intelligence, that's it, isn't it?"

I rose in excitement.

"Then, if he lives in the building, the letter is probably here. Why
can't you go and get it for me?"

"Very neat! And let you slip away while I am gone?"

I saw that he was still uncertain that I was telling him the truth. It
was maddening. And only the Letter itself could convince him.

"Oh, please try to get it," I cried, almost weeping. "You can lock me in
here, if you are afraid I will run away. And he is out. I know he is. He
is at the club ball."

"Naturally," he said "the fact that you are asking me to compound a
felony, commit larceny, and be an accessory after the fact does not
trouble you. As I told you before, all I have left is my good name, and
now----!"

"Please!" I said.

He stared down at me.

"Certainly," he said. "Asked in that tone, murder would be one of the
easiest things I do. But I shall lock you in."

"Very well," I said meekly. And after I had described it--the letter--to
him he went out.

I had won, but my triumph was but sackcloth and ashes in my mouth. I had
won, but at what a cost! Ah, how I wished that I might live again the
past few days! That I might never have started on my path of deception!
Or that, since my intentions at the start had been so innocent, I had
taken another photograph at the shop, which I had fancied considerably
but had heartlessly rejected because of no mustache.

He was gone for a long time, and I sat and palpitated. For what if H.
had returned early and found him and called in the police?

But the latter had not occurred, for at ten minutes after one he came
back, entering by the window from a fire-escape, and much streaked with
dirt.

"Narrow escape, dear child!" he observed, locking the window and drawing
the shade. "Just as I got it, your--er--gentleman friend returned and
fitted his key in the lock. I am not at all sure," he said, wiping his
hands with his handkerchief, "that he will not regard the open window
as a suspicious circumstance. He may be of a low turn of mind. However,
all's well that ends here in this room. Here it is."

I took it, and my heart gave a great leap of joy. I was saved.

"Now," he said, "we'll order a taxicab and get you home. And while it is
coming suppose you tell me the thing over again. It's not as clear to me
as it ought to be, even now."

So then I told him--about not being out yet, and Sis having flowers sent
her, and her room done over, and never getting to bed until dawn.
And that they treated me like a mere child, which was the reason for
everything, and about the poem, which he considered quite good. And then
about the letter.

"I get the whole thing a bit clearer now," he said. "Of course, it
is still cloudy in places. The making up somebody to write to is
understandable, under the circumstances. But it is odd to have had the
very person materialize, so to speak. It makes me wonder--well, how
about burning the letter, now we've got it? It would be better, I think.
The way things have been going with you, if we don't destroy it, it is
likely to walk off into somebody else's pocket and cause more trouble."

So we burned it, and then the telephone rang and said the taxi was
there.

"I'll get my coat and be ready in a jiffy," he said, "and maybe we can
smuggle you into the house and no one the wiser. We'll try anyhow."

He went into the other room and I sat by the fire and thought. You
remember that when I was planning Harold Valentine, I had imagined him
with a small, dark mustache, and deep, passionate eyes? Well, this
Mr. Grosvenor had both, or rather, all three. And he had the loveliest
smile, with no dimple. He was, I felt, exactly the sort of man I could
die for.

It was too tragic that, with all the world to choose from, I had not
taken him instead of H.

We walked downstairs, so as not to give the elevator boy a chance to
talk, he said. But he was asleep again, and we got to the street and to
the taxicab without being seen.

Oh, I was very cheerful. When I think of it--but I might have known, all
along. Nothing went right with me that week.

Just before we got to the house he said:

"Goodnight and goodbye, little Barbara. I'll never forget you and this
evening. And save me a dance at your coming-out party. I'll be there."

I held out my hand, and he took it and kissed it. It was all perfectly
thrilling. And then we drew up in front of the house and he helped me
out, and my entire family had just got out of the motor and was lined
up on the pavement staring at us!

"All right, are you?" he said, as coolly as if they had not been
anywhere in sight. "Well, good night and good luck!" And he got into the
taxicab and drove away, leaving me in the hands of the enemy.

The next morning I was sent back to school. They never gave me a chance
to explain, for mother went into hysterics, after accusing me of having
men dangling around waiting at every corner. They had to have a doctor,
and things were awful.

The only person who said anything was Sis. She came to my room that
night when I was in bed, and stood looking down at me. She was very
angry, but there was a sort of awe in her eyes.

"My hat's off to you, Barbara," she said. "Where in the world do you
pick them all up? Things must have changed at school since I was there."

"I'm sick to death of the other sex," I replied languidly. "It's no
punishment to send me away. I need a little piece and quiet." And I did.


CONCLUSION:

All this holiday week, while the girls are away, I have been writing
this theme, for literature class. To-day is New Years and I am putting
in the finishing touches. I intend to have it typed in the village and
to send a copy to father, who I think will understand, and another copy,
but with a few lines cut, to Mr. Grosvenor. The nice one. There were
some things he did not quite understand, and this will explain.

I shall also send a copy to Carter Brooks, who came out handsomely with
an apology this morning in a letter and a ten pound box of candy.

His letter explains everything. H. is a real person and did not come
out of a cabinet. Carter recognized the photograph as being one of a
Mr. Grosvenor he went to college with, who had gone on the stage and
was playing in a stock company at home. Only they were not playing
Christmas week, as business, he says, is rotten then. When he saw me
writing the letter he felt that it was all a bluff, especially as he had
seen me sending myself the violets at the florists.

So he got Mr. Grosvenor, the blonde one, to pretend he was Harold
Valentine. Only things slipped up. I quote from Carter's letter:


"He's a bully chap, Bab, and he went into it for a lark, roses and poems
and all. But when he saw that you took it rather hard, he felt it wasn't
square. He went to your father to explain and apologized, but your
father seemed to think you needed a lesson. He's a pretty good sport,
your father. And he said to let it go on for a day or two. A little
worry wouldn't hurt you."


However, I do not call it being a good sport to see one's daughter
perfectly wretched and do nothing to help. And more than that, to
willfully permit one's child to suffer, and enjoy it.

But it was father, after all, who got the jolt, I think, when he saw me
get out of the taxicab.

Therefore I will not explain, for a time. A little worry will not hurt
him either.

I will not send him his copy for a week.

Perhaps, after all, I will give him something to worry about eventually.
For I have received a box of roses, with no card, but a pen and ink
drawing of a gentleman in evening clothes crawling onto a fire-escape
through an open window. He has dropped his heart, and it is two floors
below.

My narrative has now come to a conclusion, and I will close with a few
reflections drawn from my own sad and tragic Experience. I trust the
girls of this school will ponder and reflect.

Deception is a very sad thing. It starts very easy, and without warning,
and everything seems to be going all right, and no rocks ahead. When
suddenly the breakers loom up, and your frail vessel sinks, with you on
board, and maybe your dear ones, dragged down with you.

     Oh, what a tangled Web we weave,
     When first we practice to deceive.
     Sir Walter Scott.




CHAPTER II. THEME: THE CELEBRITY


We have been requested to write, during this vacation, a true and
veracious account of a meeting with any celebrity we happened to meet
during the summer. If no celebrity, any interesting character would do,
excepting one's own family.

But as one's own family is neither celebrated nor interesting, there is
no temptation to write about it.

As I met Mr. Reginald Beecher this summer, I have chosen him as my
subject.

Brief history of the Subject: He was born in 1890 at Woodbury, N. J.
Attended public high schools, and in 1910 graduated from Princeton
University.

Following year produced first Play in New York, called Her Soul.
Followed this by the Soul Mate, and this by The Divorce.

Description of Subject. Mr. Beecher is tall and slender, and wears a
very small dark Mustache. Although but twenty-six years of age, his hair
on close inspection reveals here and there a silver thread. His teeth
are good, and his eyes amber, with small flecks of brown in them. He has
been vaccinated twice.

It has always been one of my chief ambitions to meet a celebrity. On one
or two occasions we have had them at school, but they never sit at the
Junior's table. Also, they are seldom connected with either the Drama
or The Movies (a slang term but apparently taking a place in our
literature).

It was my intention, on being given this subject for my midsummer theme,
to seek out Mrs. Bainbridge, a lady author who has a cottage across the
bay from ours, and to ask the privilege of sitting at her feet for a few
hours, basking in the sunshine of her presence, and learning from her
own lips her favorite Flower, her favorite Poem and the favorite child
of her brain.

     Of all those arts in which the wise excel,
     Nature's chief masterpiece is writing well.
     Duke of Buckingham

I had meant to write my theme on her, but I learned in time that she
was forty years of age. Her work is therefore done. She has passed her
active years, and I consider that it is not the past of American Letters
which is at stake, but the future. Besides, I was more interested in the
drama than in literature.

Possibly it is owing to the fact that the girls think I resemble Julia
Marlowe, that from my earliest years my mind has been turned toward the
stage. I am very determined and fixed in my ways, and with me to decide
to do a thing is to decide to do it. I am not of a romantic nature,
however, and as I learned of the dangers of the theater, I drew back.
Even a strong nature, such as mine is, on occasions, can be influenced.
I therefore decided to change my plans, and to write plays instead of
acting in them.

At first I meant to write comedies, but as I realized the gravity
of life, and its bitterness and disappointments, I turned naturally to
tragedy. Surely, as dear Shakespeare says:

     The world is a stage
     Where every man must play a part,
     And mine a sad one.

This explains my sincere interest in Mr. Beecher. His works were all
realistic and sad. I remember that I saw the first one three years ago,
when a mere child, and became violently ill from crying and had to be
taken home.

The school will recall that last year I wrote a play, patterned on The
Divorce, and that only a certain narrowness of view on the part of the
faculty prevented it being the class play. If I may be permitted to
express an opinion, we of the class of 1917 are not children, and should
not be treated as such.

Encouraged by the applause of my class-mates, and feeling that I was of
a more serious turn of mind than most of them, who seem to think of
pleasure only, I decided to write a play during the summer. I would
thus be improving my vacation hours, and, I considered, keeping out of
mischief. It was pure idleness which had caused my trouble during the
last Christmas holidays. How true it is that the devil finds work for
idle hands!

With a play and this theme I believed that the devil would give me up as
a total loss, and go elsewhere.

How little we can read the future!

I now proceed to an account of my meeting and acquaintance with Mr.
Beecher. It is my intention to conceal nothing. I can only comfort
myself with the thought that my motives were innocent, and that I was
obeying orders and securing material for a theme. I consider that the
attitude of my family is wrong and cruel, and that my sister Leila,
being only 20 months older, although out in society, has no need to
write me the sort of letters she has been writing. Twenty months is
twenty months, and not two years, although she seems to think it is.

I returned home full of happy plans for my vacation. When I look back it
seems strange that the gay and innocent young girl of the train can have
been! So much that is tragic has since happened. If I had not had a
cinder in my eye things would have been different. But why repine? Fate
frequently hangs thus on a single hair--an eye-lash, as one may say.

Father met me at the train. I had got the aforementioned cinder in my
eye, and a very nice young man had taken it out for me. I still cannot
see what harm there was in our chatting together after that, especially as
we said nothing to object to. But father looked very disagreeable about
it, and the young man went away in a hurry. But it started us off wrong,
although I got him--father--to promise not to tell mother.

"I do wish you would be more careful, Bab," he said with a sort of sigh.

"Careful!" I said. "Then it's not doing things, but being found out,
that matters!"

"Careful in your conduct, Bab."

"He was a beautiful young man, father," I observed, slipping my arm
through his.

"Barbara, Barbara! Your poor mother----"

"Now look here, father" I said. "If it was mother who was interested in
him it might be troublesome. But it is only me. And I warn you, here and
now, that I expect to be thrilled at the sight of a nice young man right
along. It goes up my back and out the roots of my hair."

Well, my father is a real person, so he told me to talk sense, and gave
me twenty dollars, and agreed to say nothing about the young man to
mother, if I would root for Canada against the Adirondacks for the
summer, because of the fishing.

Mother was waiting in the hall for me, but she held me off with both
hands.

"Not until you have bathed and changed your clothing, Barbara," she
said. "I have never had it."

She meant the whooping cough. The school will recall the epidemic which
ravaged us last June, and changed us from a peaceful institution to what
sounded like a dog show.

Well, I got the same old room, not much fixed up, but they had put up
different curtains anyhow, thank goodness. I had been hinting all spring
for new furniture, but my family does not take a hint unless it is
chloroformed first, and I found the same old stuff there.

They believe in waiting until a girl makes her debut before giving her
anything but the necessities of life.

Sis was off for a week-end, but Hannah was there, and I kissed her. Not
that I'm so fond of her, but I had to kiss somebody.

"Well, Miss Barbara!" she said. "How you've grown!"

That made me rather sore, because I am not a child any longer, but they
all talk to me as if I were but six years old, and small for my age.

"I've stopped growing, Hannah," I said, with dignity. "At least, almost.
But I see I still draw the nursery."

Hannah was opening my suitcase, and she looked up and said: "I tried to
get you the blue room, Miss Bab. But Miss Leila said she needed it for
house parties."

"Never mind," I said. "I don't care anything about furniture. I have
other things to think about, Hannah; I want the school room desk up
here."

"Desk!" she said, with her jaw drooping.

"I am writing now," I said. "I need a lot of ink, and paper, and a good
lamp. Let them keep the blue room, Hannah, for their selfish purposes. I
shall be happy in my work. I need nothing more."

"Writing!" said Hannah. "Is it a book you're writing?"

"A play."

"Listen to the child! A play!"

I sat on the edge of the bed.

"Listen, Hannah," I said. "It is not what is outside of us that matters.
It is what is inside. It is what we are, not what we eat, or look like,
or wear. I have given up everything, Hannah, to my career."

"You're young yet," said Hannah. "You used to be fond enough of the
boys."

Hannah has been with us for years, so she gets rather talky at times,
and has to be sat upon.

"I care nothing whatever for the Other Sex," I replied haughtily.

She was opening my suitcase at the time, and I was surveying the chamber
which was to be the seen of my Literary Life, at least for some time.

"Now and then," I said to Hannah, "I shall read you parts of it. Only
you mustn't run and tell mother."

"Why not?" said she, peering into the Suitcase.

"Because I intend to deal with Life," I said. "I shall deal with real
Things, and not the way we think them. I am young, but I have thought a
great deal. I shall mince nothing."

"Look here, Miss Barbara," Hannah said, all at once, "what are you doing
with this whiskey flask? And these socks? And--you come right here, and
tell me where you got the things in this suitcase." I stocked over to
the bed, and my blood froze in my veins. IT WAS NOT MINE.

Words cannot fully express how I felt. While fully convinced that there
had been a mistake, I knew not when or how. Hannah was staring at me
with cold and accusing eyes.

"You're a very young lady, Miss Barbara," she said, with her eyes full
of Suspicion, "to be carrying a flask about with you." I was as puzzled
as she was, but I remained calm and to all appearances Spartan.

"I am young in years," I remarked. "But I have seen Life, Hannah."

Now I meant nothing by this at the time. But it was getting on my nerves
to be put in the infant class all the time. The Christmas before they had
done it, and I had had my revenge. Although it had hurt me more than it
hurt them, and if I gave them a fright I gave myself a worse one. As I
said at that time:

     Oh, what a tangled web we weave,
     When first we practice to deceive.
     Sir Walter Scott.

Hannah gave me a horrified glare, and dipped into the suitcase again.
She brought up a tin box of cigarettes, and I thought she was going to
have delirium tremens at once.

Well, at first I thought the girls at school had played a trick on me,
and a low down mean trick at that. There are always those who think it
is funny to do that sort of thing, but they are the first to squeal when
anything is done to them. Once I put a small garter snake in a girl's
muff, and it went up her sleeve, which is nothing to some of the things
she had done to me. And you would have thought the school was on fire.

Anyhow, I said to myself that some Smarty was trying to get me into
trouble, and Hannah would run to the family, and they'd never believe
me. All at once I saw all my cherished plans for the summer gone, and
me in the country somewhere with Mademoiselle, and walking through the
pasture with a botany in one hand and a folding cup in the other, in
case we found a spring a cow had not stepped in. Mademoiselle was
once my Governess, but has retired to private life, except in cases of
emergency.

I am naturally very quick in mind. The Archibalds are all like that, and
when once we decide on a course we stick to it through thick and
thin. But we do not lie. It is ridiculous for Hannah to say I said the
cigarettes were mine. All I said was:

"I suppose you are going to tell the family. You'd better run, or
you'll burst."

"Oh, Miss Barbara, Miss Barbara!" she said. "And you so young to be so
wild!"

This was unjust, and I am one to resent injustice. I had returned home
with my mind fixed on serious things, and now I was being told I was
wild.

"If I tell your mother she'll have a fit," Hannah said, evidently drawn
hither and thither by emotion. "Now see here, Miss Bab, you've just
come home, and there was trouble at your last vacation that I'm like to
remember to my dying day. You tell me how those things got there, like
a good girl, and I'll say nothing about them."

I am naturally sweet in disposition, but to call me a good girl and
remind me of last Christmas holidays was too much. My natural firmness came
to the front.

"Certainly NOT," I said.

"You needn't stick your lip out at me, Miss Bab, that was only giving
you a chance, and forgetting my duty to help you, not to mention
probably losing my place when the family finds out."

"Finds out what?"

"What you've been up to, the stage, and writing plays, and now liquor
and tobacco!"

Now I may be at fault in the narrative that follows. But I ask the school
if this was fair treatment. I had returned to my home full of high
ideals, only to see them crushed beneath the heal of domestic tyranny.

     Necessity is the argument of tyrants;
     it is the creed of slaves.
     William Pitt.

How true are these immortal words.

It was with a firm countenance but a sinking heart that I saw Hannah
leave the room. I had come home inspired with lofty ambition, and it
had ended thus. Heart-broken, I wandered to the bedside, and let my eyes
fall on the suitcase, the container of all my woe.

Well, I was surprised, all right. It was not and never had been mine.
Instead of my blue serge sailor suit and my 'robe de nuit' and kimono
etc., it contained a checked gentleman's suit, a mussed shirt and a cap.
At first I was merely astonished. Then a sense of loss overpowered me.
I suffered. I was prostrated with grief. Not that I cared a rap for
the clothes I'd lost, being most of them to small and patched here and
there. But I had lost the plot of my play. My career was gone.

I was undone.

It may be asked what has this recital to do with the account of meeting
a celebrity. I reply that it has a great deal to do with it. A bare
recital of a meeting may be news, but it is not art.

A theme consists of Introduction, Body and Conclusion.

This is still the Introduction.

When I was at last revived enough to think I knew what had happened. The
young man who took the cinder out of my eye had come to sit beside
me, which I consider was merely kindness on his part and nothing like
flirting, and he had brought his suitcase over, and they had got mixed
up. But I knew the family would call it flirting, and not listen to a
word I said.

A madness seized me. Now that everything is over, I realize that it was
madness. But "there is a divinity that shapes our ends etc." It was to
be. It was Karma, or Kismet, or whatever the word is. It was written in
the Book of Fate that I was to go ahead, and wreck my life, and generally
ruin everything.

I locked the door behind Hannah, and stood with tragic feet, "where the
brook and river meet." What was I to do? How hide this evidence of
my (presumed) duplicity? I was innocent, but I looked guilty. This, as
everyone knows, is worse than guilt.

I unpacked the suitcase as fast as I could, therefore, and being just
about distracted, I bundled the things up and put them all together in
the toy closet, where all Sis's dolls and mine are, mine being mostly
pretty badly gone, as I was always hard on dolls.

How far removed were those innocent years when I played with dolls!

Well, I knew Hannah pretty well, and therefore was not surprised when,
having hidden the trousers under a doll buggy, I heard mother's voice at
the door.

"Let me in, Barbara," she said.

I closed the closet door, and said: "What is it, mother?"

"Let me in."

So I let her in, and pretended I expected her to kiss me, which she
had not yet, on account of the whooping cough. But she seemed to have
forgotten that. Also the kiss.

"Barbara," she said, in the meanest voice, "how long have you been
smoking?"

Now I must pause to explain this. Had mother approached me in a sweet
and maternal manner, I would have been softened, and would have told the
whole story. But she did not. She was, as you might say, steaming with
rage. And seeing that I was misunderstood, I hardened. I can be as hard
as adamant when necessary.

"What do you mean, mother?"

"Don't answer one question with another."

"How can I answer when I don't understand you?"

She simply twitched with fury.

"You--a mere Child!" she raved. "And I can hardly bring myself to
mention it--the idea of your owning a flask, and bringing it into this
house--it is--it is----"

Well, I was growing cold and more haughty every moment, so I said: "I
don't see why the mere mention of a flask upsets you so. It isn't
because you aren't used to one, especially when traveling. And since I
was a mere baby I have been accustomed to intoxicants."

"Barbara!" she interjected, in the most dreadful tone.

"I mean, in the family," I said. "I have seen wine on our table ever
since I can remember. I knew to put salt on a claret stain before I
could talk."

Well, you know how it is to see an enemy on the run, and although I
regret to refer to my dear mother as an enemy, still at that moment she
was such and no less. And she was beating it. It was the reference to
my youth that had aroused me, and I was like a wounded lion. Besides, I
knew well enough that if they refused to see that I was practically grown
up, if not entirely, I would get a lot of Sis's clothes, fixed up with
new ribbons. Faded old things! I'd had them for years.

Better to be considered a bad woman than an unformed child.

"However, mother," I finished, "if it is any comfort to you, I did not
buy that flask. And I am not a confirmed alcoholic. By no means."

"This settles it," she said, in a melancholy tone. "When I think of the
comfort Leila has been to me, and the anxiety you have caused, I wonder
where you get your--your DEVILTRY from. I am positively faint."

I was alarmed, for she did look queer, with her face all white around
the rouge. So I reached for the flask.

"I'll give you a swig of this," I said. "It will pull you around in no
time."

But she held me off fiercely.

"Never!" she said. "Never again. I shall empty the wine cellar. There
will be nothing to drink in this house from now on. I do not know what
we are coming to."

She walked into the bathroom, and I heard her emptying the flask down
the drain pipe. It was a very handsome flask, silver with gold stripes,
and all at once I knew the young man would want it back. So I said:

"Mother, please leave the flask here anyhow."

"Certainly not."

"It's not mine, mother."

"Whose is it?"

"It--a friend of mine loaned it to me."

"Who?"

"I can't tell you."

"You can't TELL me! Barbara, I am utterly bewildered. I sent you away a
simple child, and you return to me--what?"

Well, we had about an hour's fight over it, and we ended in a
compromise. I gave up the flask, and promised not to smoke and so forth,
and I was to have some new dresses and a silk sweater, and to be allowed
to stay up until ten o'clock, and to have a desk in my room for my work.

"Work!" mother said. "Career! What next? Why can't you be like Leila,
and settle down to having a good time?"

"Leila and I are different," I said loftily, for I resented her tone.
"Leila is a child of the moment. Life for her is one grand, sweet Song.
For me it is a serious matter. 'Life is real, life is earnest, and the
grave is not its goal,'" I quoted in impassioned tones.

(Because that is the way I feel. How can the grave be its goal? THERE
MUST BE SOMETHING BEYOND. I have thought it all out, and I believe in a
world beyond, but not in a hell. Hell, I believe, is the state of mind
one gets into in this world as a result of one's wicked acts or one's
wicked thoughts, and is in one's self.)

As I have said, the other side of the compromise was that I was not to
carry flasks with me, or drink any punch at parties if it had a stick
in it, and you can generally find out by the taste. For if it is what
Carter Brooks calls "loaded" it stings your tongue. Or if it tastes like
cider it's probably champagne. And I was not to smoke any cigarettes.

Mother was holding out on the sweater at that time, saying that Sis had
a perfectly good one from Miami, and why not wear that? So I put up a
strong protest about the cigarettes, although I have never smoked but
once as I think the school knows, and that only half through, owing to
getting dizzy. I said that Sis smoked now and then, because she thought
it looked smart; but that, if I was to have a career, I felt that the
soothing influence of tobacco would help a lot.

So I got the new sweater, and everything looked smooth again, and mother
kissed me on the way out, and said she had not meant to be harsh, but
that my great uncle Putnam had been a notorious drunkard, and I looked
like him, although of a more refined type.

There was a dreadful row that night, however, when father came home. We
were all dressed for dinner, and waiting in the drawing room, and Leila
was complaining about me, as usual.

"She looks older than I do now, mother," she said. "If she goes to the
seashore with us I'll have her always tagging at my heals. I don't see
why I can't have my first summer in peace." Oh, yes, we were going to
the shore, after all. Sis wanted it, and everybody does what she wants,
regardless of what they prefer, even fishing.

"First summer!" I exclaimed. "One would think you were a teething baby!"

"I was speaking to mother, Barbara. Everyone knows that a debutante
only has one year nowadays, and if she doesn't go off in that year she's
swept away by the flood of new girls the next fall. We might as well
be frank. And while Barbara's not a beauty, as soon as the bones in her
neck get a little flesh on them she won't be hopeless, and she has a
flippant manner that men like."

"I intend to keep Barbara under my eyes this summer," mother said
firmly. "After last Christmas's happenings, and our discovery today, I
shall keep her with me. She need not, however, interfere with you,
Leila. Her hours are mostly different, and I will see that her friends
are the younger boys."

I said nothing, but I knew perfectly well she had in mind Eddie Perkins
and Willie Graham, and a lot of other little kids that hang around the
fruit punch at parties, and throw the peas from the croquettes at each
other when the footmen are not near, and pretend they are allowed to
smoke, but have sworn off for the summer.

I was naturally indignant at Sis's words, which were not filial, to my
mind, but I replied as sweetly as possible:

"I shall not be in your way, Leila. I ask nothing but food and shelter,
and that perhaps not for long."

"Why? Do you intend to die?" she demanded.

"I intend to work," I said. "It's more interesting than dieing, and will
be a novelty in this house."

Father came in just then, and he said:

"I'll not wait to dress, Clara. Hello, children. I'll just change my
collar while you ring for the cocktails."

Mother got up and faced him with majesty.

"We are not going to have, any" she said.

"Any what?" said father from the doorway.

"I have had some fruit juice prepared with a dash of bitters. It is
quite nice. And I'll ask you, James, not to explode before the servants.
I will explain later."

Father has a very nice disposition but I could see that mother's manner
got on his nerves, as it got on mine. Anyhow there was a terrific fuss,
with Sis playing the piano so that the servants would not hear, and in
the end father had a cocktail. Mother waited until he had had it, and
was quieter, and then she told him about me, and my having a flask in
my suitcase. Of course I could have explained, but if they persisted in
misunderstanding me, why not let them do so, and be miserable?

"It's a very strange thing, Bab," he said, looking at me, "that
everything in this house is quiet until you come home, and then we get
as lively as kittens in a frying pan. We'll have to marry you off pretty
soon, to save our piece of mind."

"James!" said my mother. "Remember last winter, please."

There was no claret or anything with dinner, and father ordered mineral
water, and criticized the food, and fussed about Sis's dressmaker's
bill. And the second man gave notice immediately after we left the
dining room. When mother reported that, as we were having coffee in the
drawing room, father said:

"Humph! Well, what can you expect? Those fellows have been getting the
best half of a bottle of claret every night since they've been here, and
now it's cut off. Damned if I wouldn't like to leave myself."

From that time on I knew that I was watched. It made little or no
difference to me. I had my work, and it filled my life. There were times
when my soul was so filled with joy that I could hardly bare it. I had
one act done in two days. I wrote out the love scenes in full, because I
wanted to be sure of what they would say to each other. How I thrilled
as each marvelous burst of fantasy flowed from my pen! But the dialogue
of less interesting parts I left for the actors to fill in themselves.
I consider this the best way, as it gives them a chance to be original,
and not to have to say the same thing over and over.

Jane Raleigh came over to see me the day after I came home, and I read
her some of the love scenes. She positively wept with excitement.

"Bab," she said, "if any man, no matter who, ever said those things to
me, I'd go straight into his arms. I couldn't help it. Whose going to
act in it?"

"I think I'll have Robert Edeson, or Richard Mansfield."

"Mansfield's dead," said Jane.

"Honestly?"

"Honest he is. Why don't you get some of these moving picture actors?
They never have a chance in the Movies, only acting and not talking."

Well, that sounded logical. And then I read her the place where the
cruel first husband comes back and finds her married again and happy,
and takes the children out to drown them, only he can't because they can
swim, and they pull him in instead. The curtain goes down on nothing but
a few bubbles rising to mark his watery grave.

Jane was crying.

"It is too touching for words, Bab!" she said. "It has broken my heart.
I can just close my eyes and see the theater dark, and the stage almost
dark, and just those bubbles coming up and breaking. Would you have to
have a tank?"

"I daresay," I replied dreamily. "Let the other people worry about that.
I can only give them the material, and hope that they have intelligence
enough to grasp it."

I think Sis must have told Carter Brooks something about the trouble I
was in, for he brought me a box of candy one afternoon, and winked at me
when mother was not looking.

"Don't open it here," he whispered.

So I was forced to control my impatience, though passionately fond of
candy. And when I got to my room later, the box was full of cigarettes.
I could have screamed. It just gave me one more thing to hide, as if a
man's suit and shirt and so on was not sufficient.

But Carter paid more attention to me than he ever had before, and at
a tea dance somebody had at the country club he took me to one side and
gave me a good talking to.

"You're being rather a bad child, aren't you?" he said.

"Certainly not."

"Well, not bad, but--er--naughty. Now see here, Bab, I'm fond of you,
and you're growing into a mighty pretty girl. But your whole social
life is at stake. For heaven's sake, at least until you're married, cut
out the cigarettes and booze."

That cut me to the heart, but what could I say?

Well, July came, and we had rented a house at Little Hampton and
everywhere one went one fell over an open trunk or a barrel containing
silver or linen.

Mother went around with her lips moving as if in prayer, but she was
really repeating lists, such as sowing basket, table candles, headache
tablets, black silk stockings and tennis rackets.

Sis got some lovely clothes, mostly imported, but they had a woman come
in and sew for me. Hannah and she used to interrupt my most precious
moments at my desk by running a tape measure around me, or pinning a
paper pattern to me. The sewing woman always had her mouth full of pins,
and once, owing to my remarking that I wished I had been illegitimate,
so I could go away and live my own life, she swallowed one. It caused a
grate deal of excitement, with Hannah blaming me and giving her vinegar
to swallow to soften the pin. Well, it turned out all right, for she
kept on living, but she pretended to have sharp pains all over her here
and there, and if the pin had been as lively as a tadpole and wriggled
from spot to spot, it could not have hurt in so many places.

Of course they blamed me, and I shut myself up more and more in my
sanctuary. There I lived with the creatures of my dreams, and forgot for
a while that I was only a Sub-Deb, and that Leila's last year's tennis
clothes were being fixed over for me.

But how true what dear Shakespeare says:=

`````dreams,

```Which are the children of an idle brain.

```Begot of nothing but vain fantasy.=

I loved my dreams, but alas, they were not enough. After a tortured
hour or two at my desk, living in myself the agonies of my characters,
suffering the pangs of the wife with two husbands and both living,
struggling in the water with the children, fruit of the first union,
dying with number two and blowing my last bubbles heavenward--after all
these emotions, I was done out.

Jane came in one day and found me prostrate on my couch, with a light of
suffering in my eyes.

"Dearest!" cried Jane, and gliding to my side, fell on her knees.

"Jane!"

"What is it? You are ill?"

I could hardly more than whisper. In a low tone I said:

"He is dead."

"Dearest!"

"Drowned!"

At first she thought I meant a member of my family. But when she
understood she looked serious.

"You are too intense, Bab," she said solemnly. "You suffer too much. You
are wearing yourself out."

"There is no other way," I replied in broken tones.

Jane went to the Mirror and looked at herself. Then she turned to me.

"Others don't do it."

"I must work out my own Salvation, Jane," I observed firmly. But she had
roused me from my apathy, and I went into Sis's room, returning with
a box of candy some one had sent her. "I must feel, Jane, or I cannot
write."

"Pooh! Loads of writers get fat on it. Why don't you try comedy? It pays
well."

"Oh--MONEY!" I said, in a disgusted tone.

"Your FORTE, of course, is love," she said. "Probably that's because
you've had so much experience." Owing to certain reasons it is generally
supposed that I have experienced the gentle passion. But not so, alas!
"Bab," Jane said, suddenly, "I have been your friend for a long time. I
have never betrayed you. You can trust me with your life. Why don't you
tell me?"

"Tell you what?"

"Something has happened. I see it in your eyes. No girl who is happy
and has not a tragic story stays at home shut up at a messy desk when
everyone is out at the club playing tennis. Don't talk to me about a
career. A girl's career is a man and nothing else. And especially after
last winter, Bab. Is--is it the same one?"

Here I made my fatal error. I should have said at once that there was
no one, just as there had been no one last winter. But she looked so
intense, sitting there, and after all, why should I not have an amorous
experience? I am not ugly, and can dance well, although inclined to lead
because of dancing with other girls all winter at school. So I lay back
on my pillow and stared at the ceiling.

"No. It is not the same man."

"What is he like? Bab, I'm so excited I can't sit still."

"It--it hurts to talk about him," I observed faintly.

Now I intended to let it go at that, and should have, had not Jane kept
on asking questions. Because I had had a good lesson the winter before,
and did not intend to deceive again. And this I will say--I really told
Jane Raleigh nothing. She jumped to her own conclusions. And as for her
people saying she cannot chum with me any more, I will only say this: If
Jane Raleigh smokes she did not learn it from me.

Well, I had gone as far as I meant to. I was not really in love with
anyone, although I liked Carter Brooks, and would possibly have loved him
with all the depth of my nature if Sis had not kept an eye on me most of
the time. However----

Jane seemed to be expecting something, and I tried to think of some
way to satisfy her and not make any trouble. And then I thought of the
suitcase. So I locked the door and made her promise not to tell, and got
the whole thing out of the toy closet.

"Wha--what is it?" asked Jane.

I said nothing, but opened it all up. The flask was gone, but the
rest was there, and Carter's box too. Jane leaned down and lifted the
trousers and poked around somewhat. Then she straitened and said:

"You have run away and got married, Bab."

"Jane!"

She looked at me piercingly.

"Don't lie to me," she said accusingly. "Or else what are you doing with
a man's whole outfit, including his dirty collar? Bab, I just can't bare
it."

Well, I saw that I had gone to far, and was about to tell Jane the truth
when I heard the sewing woman in the hall. I had all I could do to get
the things put away, and with Jane looking like death I had to stand
there and be fitted for one of Sis's chiffon frocks, with the low neck
filled in with net.

"You must remember, Miss Bab," said the human pin cushion, "that you are
still a very young girl, and not out yet."

Jane got up off the bed suddenly.

"I--I guess I'll go, Bab," she said. "I don't feel very well."

As she went out she stopped in the doorway and crossed her heart,
meaning that she would die before she would tell anything. But I was
not comfortable. It is not a pleasant thought that your best friend
considers you married and gone beyond recall, when in truth you are not,
or even thinking about it, except in idle moments.

The seen now changes. Life is nothing but such changes. No sooner do
we alight on one branch, and begin to sip the honey from it, but we
are taken up and carried elsewhere, perhaps to the mountains or to the
sea-shore, and there left to make new friends and find new methods of
enjoyment.

The flight--or journey--was in itself an anxious time. For on my
otherwise clear conscience rested the weight of that strange suitcase.
Fortunately Hannah was so busy that I was left to pack my belongings
myself, and thus for a time my guilty secret was safe. I put my things in
on top of the masculine articles, not daring to leave any of them in the
closet, owing to house-cleaning, which is always done before our return
in the fall.

On the train I had a very unpleasant experience, due to Sis opening my
suitcase to look for a magazine, and drawing out a soiled gentleman's
collar. She gave me a very piercing glance, but said nothing and at the
next opportunity I threw it out of a window, concealed in a newspaper.

We now approach the catastrophe. My book on play writing divides plays
into Introduction, Development, Crisis, Denouement and Catastrophe. And
so one may divide life. In my case the cinder proved the introduction,
as there was none other. I consider that the suitcase was the
development, my showing it to Jane Raleigh was the crisis, and the
denouement or catastrophe occurred later on.

Let us then proceed to the catastrophe.

Jane Raleigh came to see me off at the train. Her family was coming the
next day. And instead of flowers, she put a small bundle into my hands.
"Keep it hidden, Bab," she said, "and tear up the card."

I looked when I got a chance, and she had crocheted me a wash cloth,
with a pink edge. "For your linen chest," the card said, "and I'm doing
a bath towel to match."

I tore up the card, but I put the wash cloth with the other things I
was trying to hide, because it is bad luck to throw a gift away. But I
hoped, as I seemed to be getting more things to conceal all the time,
that she would make me a small bath towel, and not the sort as big as a
bed spread.

Father went with us to get us settled, and we had a long talk while
mother and Sis made out lists for dinners and so forth.

"Look here, Bab," he said, "something's wrong with you. I seem to have
lost my only boy, and have got instead a sort of tear-y young person I
don't recognize."

"I'm growing up, father" I said. I did not mean to rebuke him, but ye
gods! Was I the only one to see that I was no longer a child?

"Sometimes I think you are not very happy with us."

"Happy?" I pondered. "Well, after all, what is happiness?"

He took a spell of coughing then, and when it was over he put his arms
around me and was quite affectionate.

"What a queer little rat it is!" he said.

I only repeat this to show how even my father, with all his affection and
good qualities, did not understand and never would understand. My
heart was full of a longing to be understood. I wanted to tell him my
yearnings for better things, my aspirations to make my life a great and
glorious thing. AND HE DID NOT UNDERSTAND.

He gave me five dollars instead. Think of the tragedy of it!

As we went along, and he pulled my ear and finally went asleep with a
hand on my shoulder, the bareness of my life came to me. I shook with
sobs. And outside somewhere Sis and mother made dinner lists. Then and
there I made up my mind to work hard and achieve, to become great and
powerful, to write things that would ring the hearts of men--and women,
to, of course--and to come back to them some day, famous and beautiful,
and when they sued for my love, to be kind and haughty, but cold. I felt
that I would always be cold, although gracious.

I decided then to be a writer of plays first, and then later on to act
in them. I would thus be able to say what came into my head, as it was
my own play. Also to arrange the scenes so as to wear a variety of gowns,
including evening things. I spent the rest of the afternoon manicuring
my nails in our state room.

Well, we got there at last. It was a large house, but everything was
to thin about it. The school will understand this, the same being the
condition of the new freshman dormitory. The walls were to thin, and so
were the floors. The doors shivered in the wind, and palpitated if you
slammed them. Also you could hear every sound everywhere.

I looked around me in despair. Where, oh where, was I to find my
cherished solitude? Where?

On account of Hannah hating a new place, and considering the house an
insult to the servants, especially only one bathroom for the lot of them,
she let me unpack alone, and so far I was safe. But where was I to work?
Fate settled that for me however.

     There is no armor against fate;
     Death lays his icy hand on Kings.

     J. Shirley; Dirge.

Previously, however, mother and I had had a talk. She sailed into my
room one evening, dressed for dinner, and found me in my ROBE DE NUIT,
curled up in the window seat admiring the view of the ocean.

"Well!" she said. "Is this the way you intend going to dinner?"

"I do not care for any dinner," I replied. Then, seeing she did not
understand, I said coldly. "How can I care for food, mother, when the
sea looks like a dying opal?"

"Dying pussycat!" mother said, in a very nasty way. "I don't know what
has come over you, Barbara. You used to be a normal child, and there was
some accounting for what you were going to do. But now! Take off that
nightgown, and I'll have Tanney hold off dinner for half an hour."

Tanney was the butler who had taken Patrick's place.

"If you insist," I said coldly. "But I shall not eat."

"Why not?"

"You wouldn't understand, mother."

"Oh, I wouldn't? Well, suppose I try," she said, and sat down. "I am
not very intelligent, but if you put it clearly I may grasp it. Perhaps
you'd better speak slowly, also."

So, sitting there in my room, while the sea throbbed in tireless beats
against the shore, while the light faded and the stars issued, one by
one, like a rash on the face of the sky, I told mother of my dreams. I
intended, I said, to write life as it really is, and not as supposed to
be.

"It may in places be, ugly" I said, "but truth is my banner. The truth
is never ugly, because it is real. It is, for instance, not ugly if a
man is in love with the wife of another, if it is real love, and not the
passing fancy of a moment."

Mother opened her mouth, but did not say anything.

"There was a time," I said, "when I longed for things that now have no
value whatever to me. I cared for clothes and even for the attentions of
the other sex. But that has passed away, mother. I have now no thought
but for my career."

I watched her face, and soon the dreadful understanding came to me.
She, too, did not understand. My literary aspirations were as nothing to
her!

Oh, the bitterness of that moment. My mother, who had cared for me as a
child, and obeyed my slightest wish, no longer understood me. And saddest
of all, there was no way out. None. Once, in my youth, I had believed
that I was not the child of my parents at all, but an adopted
one--perhaps of rank and kept out of my inheritance by those who had
selfish motives. But now I knew that I had no rank or inheritance, save
what I should carve out for myself. There was no way out. None.

Mother rose slowly, staring at me with perfectly fixed and glassy eyes.

"I am absolutely sure," she said, "that you are on the edge of something.
It may be typhoid, or it may be an elopement. But one thing is certain.
You are not normal."

With this she left me to my thoughts. But she did not neglect me. Sis
came up after dinner, and I saw mother's fine hand in that. Although not
hungry in the usual sense of the word, I had begun to grow rather empty,
and was nibbling out of a box of chocolates when Sis came.

She got very little out of me. To one with softness and tenderness I
would have told all, but Sis is not that sort. And at last she showed
her claws.

"Don't fool yourself for a minute," she said. "This literary pose has
not fooled anybody. Either you're doing it to appear interesting, or
you've done something you're scared about. Which is it?"

I refused to reply.

"Because if it's the first, and you're trying to look literary, you are
going about it wrong," she said. "Real Literary People don't go round
mooning and talking about the opal sea."

I saw mother had been talking, and I drew myself up.

"They look and act like other people," said Leila, going to the bureau
and spilling powder all over the place. "Look at Beecher."

"Beecher!" I cried, with a thrill that started inside my elbows. (I
have read this to one or two of the girls, and they say there is no such
thrill. But not all people act alike under the influence of emotion, and
mine is in my arms, as stated.)

"The playwright," Sis said. "He's staying next door. And if he does any
languishing it is not by himself."

There may be some who have for a long time had an ideal, but without
hoping ever to meet him, and then suddenly learning that he is nearby,
with indeed but a wall or two between, can be calm and cool. But I am
not like that. Although long suppression has taught me to dissemble at
times, where my heart is concerned I am powerless.

For it was at last my heart that was touched. I, who had scorned the
other sex and felt that I was born cold and always would be cold, that
day I discovered the truth. Reginald Beecher was my ideal. I had never
spoken to him, nor indeed seen him, except for his pictures. But the
very mention of his name brought a lump to my throat.

Feeling better immediately, I got Sis out of the room and coaxed Hannah
to bring me some dinner. While she was sneaking it out of the pantry I
was dressing, and soon, as a new being, I was out on the stone bench at
the foot of the lawn, gazing with rapt eyes at the sea.

But fate was against me. Eddie Perkins saw me there and came over. He
had but recently been put in long trousers, and those not his best
ones but only white flannels. He was never sure of his garters, and was
always looking to see if his socks were coming down. Well, he came over
just as I was sure I saw Reginald Beecher next door on the veranda, and
made himself a nuisance right away, trying all sorts of kid tricks, such
as snapping a rubber band at me, and pulling out hairpins.

But I felt that I must talk to someone. So I said:

"Eddie, if you had your choice of love or a career, which would it be?"

"Why not both," he said, hitching the rubber band onto one of his front
teeth and playing on it. "Neither ought to take up all a fellow's time.
Say, listen to this! Talk about a ukelele!"

"A woman can never have both."

He played a while, strumming with one finger until the hand slipped off
and stung him on the lip.

"Once," I said, "I dreamed of a career. But I believe love's the most
important."

Well, I shall pass lightly over what followed. Why is it that a girl
cannot speak of love without every member of the other sex present, no
matter how young, thinking it is he? And as for mother maintaining that
I kissed that wretched child, and they saw me from the drawing-room, it
is not true and never was true. It was but one more misunderstanding
which convinced the family that I was carrying on all manner of affairs.

Carter Brooks had arrived that day, and was staying at the Perkins'
cottage. I got rid of the Perkins' baby, as his nose was bleeding--but I
had not slapped him hard at all, and felt little or no compunction--when
I heard Carter coming down the walk. He had called to see Leila, but
she had gone to a beach dance and left him alone. He never paid any
attention to me when she was around, and I received him coolly.

"Hello!" he said.

"Well?" I replied.

"Is that the way you greet me, Bab?"

"It's the way I would greet most any left-over," I said. "I eat hash at
school, but I don't have to pretend to like it."

"I came to see YOU."

"How youthful of you!" I replied, in stinging tones.

He sat down on a bench and stared at me.

"What's got into you lately?" he said. "Just as you're getting to be
the prettiest girl around, and I'm strong for you, you--you turn into a
regular rattlesnake."

The kindness of his tone upset me considerably, to who so few kind words
had come recently. I am compelled to confess that I wept, although I had
not expected to, and indeed shed few tears, although bitter ones.

How could I possibly know that the chaste salute of Eddie Perkins and my
head on Carter Brooks' shoulder were both plainly visible against the
rising moon? But this was the case, especially from the house next door.

But I digress.

Suddenly Carter held me off and shook me somewhat.

"Sit up here and tell me about it," he said. "I'm getting more scared
every minute. You are such an impulsive little beast, and you turn the
fellows' heads so--look here, is Jane Raleigh lying, or did you run away
and get married to someone?"

I am aware that I should have said, then and there, No. But it seemed a
shame to spoil things just as they were getting interesting. So I said,
through my tears:

"Nobody understands me. Nobody. And I'm so lonely."

"And of course you haven't run away with anyone, have you?"

"Not--exactly."

"Bless you, Bab!" he said. And I might as well say that he kissed me,
because he did, although unexpectedly. Somebody just then moved a chair
on the porch next door and coughed rather loudly, so Carter drew a long
breath and got up.

"There's something about you lately, Bab, that I don't understand," he
said. "You--you're mysterious. That's the word. In a couple of years
you'll be the real thing."

"Come and see me then," I said in a demure manner. And he went away.

So I sat on my bench and looked at the sea and dreamed. It seemed to
me that centuries must have passed since I was a lighthearted girl,
running up and down that beach, paddling, and so forth, with no thought
of the future farther away than my next meal.

Once I lived to eat. Now I merely ate to live, and hardly that. The
fires of genius must be fed, but no more.

Sitting there, I suddenly made a discovery. The boat house was near me,
and I realized that upstairs, above the bath-houses, et cetera, there
must be a room or two. The very thought intrigued me (a new word for
interest, but coming into use, and sounding well).

Solitude--how I craved it for my work. And here it was, or would be when
I had got the place fixed up. True, the next door boat-house was close,
but a boat-house is a quiet place, generally, and I knew that nowhere,
aside from the desert, is there perfect silence.

I investigated at once, but found the place locked and the boatman gone.
However, there was a lattice, and I climbed up that and got in. I had a
fright there, as it seemed to be full of people, but I soon saw it was
only the family bathing suits hung up to dry. Aside from the odor of
drying things it was a fine study, and I decided to take a small table
there, and the various tools of my profession.

Climbing down, however, I had a surprise. For a man was just below, and
I nearly put my foot on his shoulder in the darkness.

"Hello!" he said. "So it's YOU."

I was quite speechless. It was Mr. Beecher himself, in his dinner
clothes and bareheaded.

Oh fluttering heart, be still. Oh pen, move steadily. OH TEMPORA O MORES!

"Let me down," I said. I was still hanging to the lattice.

"In a moment," he said. "I have an idea that the instant I do you'll
vanish. And I have something to tell you."

I could hardly believe my ears.

"You see," he went on, "I think you must move that bench."

"Bench?"

"You seem to be so very popular," he said. "And of course I'm only a
transient and don't matter. But some evening one of the admirers may be
on the Patten's porch, while another is with you on the bench. And--the
Moon rises beyond it."

I was silent with horror. So that was what he thought of me. Like all the
others, he, too, did not understand. He considered me a flirt, when my
only thoughts were serious ones, of immortality and so on.

"You'd better come down now," he said. "I was afraid to warn you until I
saw you climbing the lattice. Then I knew you were still young enough to
take a friendly word of advice."

I got down then and stood before him. He was magnificent. Is there
anything more beautiful than a tall man with a gleaming expanse of dress
shirt? I think not.

But he was staring at me.

"Look here," he said. "I'm afraid I've made a mistake after all. I
thought you were a little girl."

"That needn't worry you. Everybody does," I replied. "I'm seventeen, but
I shall be a mere child until I come out."

"Oh!" he said.

"One day I am a child in the nursery," I said. "And the next I'm grown
up and ready to be sold to the highest bidder."

"I beg your pardon, I----"

"But I am as grown up now as I will ever be," I said. "And indeed more
so. I think a great deal now, because I have plenty of time. But my
sister never thinks at all. She is too busy."

"Suppose we sit on the bench. The moon is too high to be a menace, and
besides, I am not dangerous. Now, what do you think about?"

"About life, mostly. But of course there is death, which is beautiful
but cold. And--one always thinks of love, doesn't one?"

"Does one?" he asked. I could see he was much interested. As for me, I
dared not consider whom it was who sat beside me, almost touching. That
way lay madness.

"Don't you ever," he said, "reflect on just ordinary things, like
clothes and so forth?"

I shrugged my shoulders.

"I don't get enough new clothes to worry about. Mostly I think of my
work."

"Work?"

"I am a writer" I said in a low, earnest tone.

"No! How--how amazing. What do you write?"

"I'm on a play now."

"A comedy?"

"No. A tragedy. How can I write a comedy when a play must always end
in a catastrophe? The book says all plays end in crisis, denouement and
catastrophe."

"I can't believe it," he said. "But, to tell you a secret, I never read
any books about plays."

"We are not all gifted from berth, as you are," I observed, not to
merely please him, but because I considered it the simple truth.

He pulled out his watch and looked at it in the moonlight.

"All this reminds me," he said, "that I have promised to go to work
tonight. But this is so--er--thrilling that I guess the work can wait.
Well--now go on."

Oh, the joy of that night! How can I describe it? To be at last in
the company of one who understood, who--as he himself had said in "Her
Soul"--spoke my own language! Except for the occasional mosquito,
there was no sound save the tumescent sea and his voice.

Often since that time I have sat and listened to conversation. How flat
it sounds to listen to father conversing about Gold, or Sis about Clothes,
or even to the young men who come to call, and always talk about
themselves.

We were at last interrupted in a strange manner. Mr. Patten came down
their walk and crossed to us, walking very fast. He stopped right in
front of us and said:

"Look here, Reg, this is about all I can stand."

"Oh, go away, and sing, or do something," said Mr. Beecher sharply.

"You gave me your word of honor" said the Patten man. "I can only remind
you of that. Also of the expense I'm incurring, and all the rest of it.
I've shown all sorts of patience, but this is the limit."

He turned on his heel, but came back for a last word or two.

"Now see here," he said, "we have everything fixed the way you said you
wanted it. And I'll give you ten minutes. That's all."

He stalked away, and Mr. Beecher looked at me.

"Ten minutes of heaven," he said, "and then perdition with that bunch.
Look here," he said, "I--I'm awfully interested in what you are telling
me. Let's cut off up the beach and talk."

Oh night of nights! Oh moon of moons!

Our talk was strictly business. He asked me my plot, and although I had
been warned not to do so, even to David Belasco, I gave it to him fully.
And even now, when all is over, I am not sorry. Let him use it if he
will. I can think of plenty of plots.

The real tragedy is that we met father. He had been ordered to give up
smoking, and I considered he had done so, mother feeling that I should be
encouraged in leaving off cigarettes. So when I saw the cigar I was sure
it was not father. It proved to be, however, and although he passed with
nothing worse than a glare, I knew I was in more trouble.

At last we reached the bench again, and I said good night. Our relations
continued business-like to the last. He said:

"Good night, little authoress, and let's have some more talks."

"I'm afraid I've bored you," I said.

"Bored me!" he said. "I haven't spent such an evening for years!"

The family acted perfectly absurd about it. Seeing that they were going
to make a fuss, I refused to say with whom I had been walking. You'd
have thought I had committed a crime.

"It has come to this, Barbara," mother said, pacing the floor. "You
cannot be trusted out of our sight. Where do you meet all these men? If
this is how things are now, what will it be when given your liberty?"

Well, it is to painful to record. I was told not to leave the place for
three days, although allowed the boat-house. And of course Sis had to
chime in that she'd heard a rumor I had run away and got married, and
although of course she knew it wasn't true, owing to no time to do so,
still where there was smoke there was fire.

But I felt that their confidence in me was going, and that night, after
all were in the land of dreams, I took that wretched suit of clothes and
so on to the boathouse, and hid them in the rafters upstairs.

I come now to the strange event of the next day, and its sequel.

The Patten place and ours are close together, and no other house near.
Mother had been very cool about the Pattens, owing to nobody knowing
them that we knew. Although I must say they had the most interesting
people all the time, and Sis was crazy to call and meet some of them.

Jane came that day to visit her aunt, and she ran down to see me first
thing.

"Come and have a ride," she said. "I've got the runabout, and after that
we'll bathe and have a real time."

But I shook my head.

"I'm a prisoner, Jane," I said.

"Honestly! Is it the play, or something else?"

"Something else, Jane," I said. "I can tell you nothing more. I am simply
in trouble, as usual."

"But why make you a prisoner, unless----" She stopped suddenly and
stared at me.

"He has claimed you!" she said. "He is here, somewhere about this place,
and now, having had time to think it over, you do not want to go to him.
Don't deny it. I see it in your face. Oh, Bab, my heart aches for you."

It sounded so like a play that I kept it up. Alas, with what results!

"What else can I do, Jane?" I said.

"You can refuse, if you do not love him. Oh Bab, I did not say it
before, thinking you loved him. But no man who wears clothes like those
could ever win my heart. At least, not permanently."

Well, she did most of the talking. She had finished the bath towel,
which was a large size, after all, and monogrammed, and she made me
promise never to let my husband use it. When she went away she left it
with me, and I carried it out and put it on the rafters, with the other
things--I seemed to be getting more to hide every day.

Things went all wrong the next day. Sis was in a bad temper, and as much
as said I was flirting with Carter Brooks, although she never intends to
marry him herself, owing to his not having money and never having asked
her.

I spent the morning in fixing up a studio in the boat-house, and felt
better by noon. I took two boards on trestles and made a desk, and
brought a dictionary and some pens and ink out. I use a dictionary
because now and then I am uncertain how to spell a word.

Events now moved swiftly and terribly. I did not do much work, being
exhausted by my efforts to fix up the studio, and besides, feeling that
nothing much was worth while when one's family did not and never would
understand. At eleven o'clock Sis and Carter and Jane and some others
went in bathing from our dock. Jane called up to me, but I pretended not
to hear. They had a good time judging by the noise, although I should
think Jane would cover her arms and neck in the water, being very thin.
Legs one can do nothing with, although I should think stripes going
around would help. But arms can have sleeves.

However--the people next door went in too, and I thrilled to the core
when Mr. Beecher left the bath-house and went down to the beech. What
a physique! What shoulders, all brown and muscular! And to think that,
strong as they were, they wrote the tender love scenes of his plays.
Strong and tender--what descriptive words they are! It was then that I
saw he had been vaccinated twice.

To resume. All the Pattens went in, and a new girl with them, in a
one piece suit. I do not deny that she was pretty. I only say that she
was not modest, and that the way she stood on the Patten's dock
and posed for Mr. Beecher's benefit was unnecessary and well, not
respectable.

She was nothing to me, nor I to her. But I watched her closely. I
confess that I was interested in Mr. Beecher. Why not? He was a public
character, and entitled to respect. Nay, even to love. But I maintain
and will to my dying day, that such love is different from that
ordinarily born to the other sex, and a thing to be proud of.

Well, I was seeing a drama and did not even know it. After the rest
had gone, Mr. Patten came to the door into Mr. Beecher's room in the
bath-house--they are all in a row, with doors opening on the sand--and
he had a box in his hand. He looked around, and no one was looking
except me, and he did not see me. He looked very fierce and glum, and
shortly after he carried in a chair and a folding card table. I thought
this was very strange, but imagine how I felt when he came out carrying
Mr. Beecher's clothes! He brought them all, going on his tiptoes and
watching every minute. I felt like screaming.

However, I considered that it was a practical joke, and I am no spoil
sport. So I sat still and waited. They stayed in the water a long time,
and the girl with the figure was always crawling out on the dock and
then diving in to show off. Leila and the rest got sick of her actions
and came in to lunch. They called up to me, but I said I was not hungry.

"I don't know what's come over Bab," I heard Sis say to Carter Brooks.
"She's crazy, I think."

"She's seventeen," he said. "That's all. They get over it mostly, but
she has it hard."

I loathed him.

Pretty soon the other crowd came up, and I could see every one knew the
joke but Mr. Beecher. They all scuttled into their doorways, and Mr.
Patten waited till Mr. Beecher was inside and had thrown out the shirt
of his bathing suit. Then he locked the door from the outside.

There was a silence for a minute. Then Mr. Beecher said in a terrible
voice.

"So that's the game, is it?"

"Now listen, Reg," Mr. Patten said, in a soothing voice. "I've tried
everything but force, and now I'm driven to that. I've got to have that
third act. The company's got the first two acts well under way, and I'm
getting wires about every hour. I've got to have that script."

"You go to Hell!" said Mr. Beecher. You could hear him plainly through
the window, high up in the wall. And although I do not approve of an
oath, there are times when it eases the tortured soul.

"Now be reasonable, Reg," Mr. Patten pleaded. "I've put a fortune in
this thing, and you're lying down on the job. You could do it in four
hours if you'd put your mind to it."

There was no answer to this. And he went on:

"I'll send out food or anything. But nothing to drink. There's champagne
on the ice for you when you've finished, however. And you'll find pens
and ink and paper on the table."

The answer to this was Mr. Beecher's full weight against the door. But it
held, even against the full force of his fine physic.

"Even if you do break it open," Mr. Patten said, "you can't go very far
the way you are. Now be a good fellow, and let's get this thing done.
It's for your good as well as mine. You'll make a fortune out of it."

Then he went into his own door, and soon came out, looking like a
gentleman, unless one knew, as I did, that he was a whited sepulcher.

How long I sat there, paralyzed with emotion, I do not know. Hannah
came out and roused me from my trance of grief. She is a kindly soul,
although too afraid of mother to be helpful.

"Come in like a good girl, Miss Bab," she said. "There's that fruit
salad that cook prides herself on, and I'll ask her to brown a bit of
sweetbread for you."

"Hannah," I said in a low voice, "there is a crime being committed in
this neighborhood, and you talk to me of food."

"Good gracious, Miss Bab!"

"I cannot tell you any more than that, Hannah," I said gently, "because
it is only being done now, and I cannot make up my mind about it. But of
course I do not want any food."

As I say, I was perfectly gentle with her, and I do not understand why
she burst into tears and went away.

I sat and thought it all over. I could not leave, under the
circumstances. But yet, what was I to do? It was hardly a police matter,
being between friends, as one may say, and yet I simply could not bare
to leave my ideal there in that damp bath-house without either food or,
as one may say, raiment.

About the middle of the afternoon it occurred to me to try to find a key
for the lock of the bath-house. I therefore left my studio and proceeded
to the house. I passed close by the fatal building, but there was no
sound from it.

I found a number of trunk-keys in a drawer in the library, and was about
to escape with them, when father came in. He gave me a long look, and
said:

"Bee still buzzing?"

I had hoped for some understanding from him, but my spirits fell at this
speech.

"I am still working, father," I said, in a firm if nervous tone. "I am
not doing as good work as I would if things were different, but--I am at
least content, if not happy."

He stared at me, and then came over to me.

"Put out your tongue," he said.

Even against this crowning infamy I was silent.

"That's all right," he said. "Now see here, Chicken, get into your
riding togs and we'll order the horses. I don't intend to let this
play-acting upset your health."

But I refused. "Unless, of course, you insist," I finished. He only
shook his head, however, and left the room. I felt that I had lost my
last friend.

I did not try the keys myself, but instead stood off a short distance
and threw them through the window. I learned later that they struck
Mr. Beecher on the head. Not knowing, of course, that I had flung them,
and that my reason was pure friendliness and idealism, he threw them
out again with a violent exclamation. They fell at my feet, and lay
there, useless, rejected, tragic.

At last I summoned courage to speak.

"Can't I do something to help?" I said, in a quaking voice, to the
window.

There was no answer, but I could hear a pen scratching on paper.

"I do so want to help you," I said, in a louder tone.

"Go, away" said his voice, rather abstracted than angry.

"May I try the keys?" I asked. Be still, my heart! For the scratching had
ceased.

"Who's that?" asked the beloved voice. I say 'beloved' because an ideal
is always beloved. The voice was beloved, but sharp.

"It's me."

I heard him mutter something, and I think he came to the door.

"Look here," he said. "Go away. Do you understand? I want to work. And
don't come near here again until seven o'clock."

"Very well," I said faintly.

"And then come without fail," he said.

"Yes, Mr. Beecher," I replied. How commanding he was! Strong but tender!

"And if anyone comes around making a noise, before that, you shoot them
for me, will you?"

"SHOOT them?"

"Drive them off, or use a bean-shooter. Anything. But don't yell at
them. It distracts me."

It was a sacred trust. I, and only I, stood between him and his MAGNUM
OPUS. I sat down on the steps of our bath-house, and took up my vigil.

It was about five o'clock when I heard Jane approaching. I knew it was
Jane, because she always wears tight shoes, and limps when unobserved.
Although having the reputation of the smallest foot of any girl in our
set in the city, I prefer comfort and ease, unhampered by heals--French
or otherwise. No man will ever marry a girl because she wears a small
shoe, and catches her heals in holes in the boardwalk, and has to soak
her feet at night before she can sleep. However----

Jane came on, and found me crouched on the doorstep, in a lowly
attitude, and holding my finger to my lips.

She stopped and stared at me.

"Hello," she said. "What do you think you are? A statue?"

"Hush, Jane," I said, in a low tone. "I can only ask you to be quiet and
speak in whispers. I cannot give the reason."

"Good heavens!" she whispered. "What has happened, Bab?"

"It is happening now, but I cannot explain."

"WHAT is happening?"

"Jane," I whispered, earnestly, "you have known me a long time and I have
always been trustworthy, have I not?"

She nodded. She is never exactly pretty, and now she had opened her
mouth and forgot to close it.

"Then ask no questions. Trust me, as I am trusting you." It seemed to
me that Mr. Beecher threw his pen at the door, and began to pace the
bath-house. Owing of course to his being in his bare feet, I was not
certain. Jane heard something, too, for she clutched my arm.

"Bab," she said, in intense tones, "if you don't explain I shall lose my
mind. I feel now that I am going to shriek."

She looked at me searchingly.

"Somebody is a prisoner. That's all."

It was the truth, was it not? And was there any reasons for Jane Raleigh
to jump to conclusions as she did, and even to repeat later in public
that I had told her that my lover had come for me, and that father had
locked him up to prevent my running away with him, immuring him in the
Patten's bath-house? Certainly not.

Just then I saw the boatman coming who looks after our motor boat, and I
tiptoed to him and asked him to go away, and not to come back unless he
had quieter boats and would not whistle. He acted very ugly about it, I
must say, but he went.

When I came back, Jane was sitting thinking, with her forehead all
puckered.

"What I don't understand, Bab," she said, "is, why no noise?"

"Because he is writing," I explained. "Although his clothing has been
taken away, he is writing. I don't think I told you, Jane, but that is
his business. He is a writer. And if I tell you his name you will faint
with surprise."

She looked at me searchingly.

"Locked up--and writing, and his clothing gone! What's he writing, Bab?
His will?"

"He is doing his duty to the end, Jane," I said softly. "He is writing
the last act of a play. The company is rehearsing the first two acts,
and he has to get this one ready, though the heavens fall."

But to my surprise, she got up and said to me, in a firm voice:

"Either you are crazy, Barbara Archibald, or you think I am. You've
been stuffing me for about a week, and I don't believe a word of it. And
you'll apologize to me or I'll never speak to you again."

She said this loudly, and then went away, And Mr. Beecher said, through
the door.

"What the devil's the row about?"

Perhaps my nerves were going, or possibly it was no luncheon and
probably no dinner. But I said, just as if he had been an ordinary
person:

"Go on and write and get through. I can't stew on these steps all day."

"I thought you were an amiable child."

"I'm not amiable and I'm not a child."

"Don't spoil your pretty face with frowns."

"It's MY face. And you can't see it anyhow," I replied, venting in
feminine fashion, my anger at Jane on the nearest object.

"Look here," he said, through the door, "you've been my good angel. I'm
doing more work than I've done in two months, although it was a dirty,
low-down way to make me do it. You're not going back on me now, are
you?"

Well, I was mollified, as who would not be? So I said:

"Well?"

"What did Patten do with my clothes?"

"He took them with him." He was silent, except for a muttered word.

"You might throw those keys back again," he said. "Let me know first,
however. You're the most accurate thrower I've ever seen."

So I threw them through the window and I believe hit the ink bottle.
But no matter. And he tried them, but none availed.

So he gave up, and went back to work, having saved enough ink to finish
with. But a few minutes later he called to me again, and I moved to the
doorstep, where I sat listening, while apparently admiring the sea. He
explained that having been thus forced, he had almost finished the last
act, and it was a corker. And he said if he had his clothes and some
money, and a key to get out, he'd go right back to town with it and
put it in rehearsal. And at the same time he would give the Pattens
something to worry about over night. Because, play or no play, it was a
rotten thing to lock a man in a bath-house and take his clothes away.

"But of course I can't get my clothes," he said. "They'll take cussed
good care of that. And there's the key too. We're up against it, little
sister."

Although excited by his calling me thus, I retained my faculties, and
said:

"I have a suit of clothes you can have."

"Thanks awfully," he said. "But from the slight acquaintance we have
had, I don't believe they would fit me."

"Gentleman's clothes," I said frigidly.

"You have?"

"In my studio," I said. "I can bring them, if you like. They look quite
good, although creased."

"You know" he said, after a moment's silence, "I can't quite believe
this is really happening to me! Go and bring the suit of clothes,
and--you don't happen to have a cigar, I suppose?"

"I have a large box of cigarettes."

"It is true," I heard him say through the door. "It is all true. I am
here, locked in. The play is almost done. And a very young lady on the
doorstep is offering me a suit of clothes and tobacco. I pinch myself. I
am awake."

Alas! Mingled with my joy at serving my ideal there was also grief. My
idle had feet of clay. He was a slave, like the rest of us, to his body.
He required clothes and tobacco. I felt that, before long, he might even
ask for an apple, or something to stay the pangs of hunger. This I felt
I could not bare.

Perhaps I would better pass over quickly the events of the next hour. I
got the suit and the cigarettes, and even Jane's bath towel, and threw
them in to him. Also I believe he took a shower, as I heard the water
running, At about seven o'clock he said he had finished the play. He put
on the clothes which he observed almost fitted him, although gayer than
he usually wore, and said that if I would give him a hair pin he thought
he could pick the lock. But he did not succeed.

Being now dressed, however, he drew a chair to the window and we
talked together. It seemed like a dream that I should be there, on such
intimate terms with a great playwright, who had just, even if under
compulsion, finished a last act, I bared my very soul to him, such as
about resembling Julia Marlowe, and no one understanding my craving to
achieve a place in the world of art. We were once interrupted by Hannah
looking for me for dinner. But I hid in a bath-house, and she went away.

What was food to me compared with such a conversation?

When Hannah had disappeared, he said suddenly:

"It's rather unusual, isn't it, your having a suit of clothes and
everything in your--er--studio?"

But I did not explain fully, merely saving that it was a painful story.

At half past seven I saw mother on the veranda looking for me, and I
ducked out of sight, I was by this time very hungry, although I did not
like to mention the fact, But Mr. Beecher made a suggestion, which was
this: that the Pattens were evidently going to let him starve until
he got through work, and that he would see them in perdition before
he would be the butt for their funny remarks when they freed him. He
therefore tried to escape out the window, but stuck fast, and finally gave
it up.

At last he said:

"Look here, you're a curious child, but a nervy one. How'd you like to
see if you can get the key? If you do we'll go to a hotel and have a
real meal, and we can talk about your career."

Although quivering with terror, I consented. How could I do otherwise,
with such a prospect? For now I began to see that all other emotions
previously felt were as nothing to this one. I confess, without shame,
that I felt the stirring of the tender passion in my breast. Ah me, that
it should have died ere it had hardly lived!

"Where is the key?" I asked, in a rapt but anxious tone.

He thought a while.

"Generally," he said, "it hangs on a nail at the back entry. But the
chances are that Patten took it up to his room this time, for safety,
You'd know it if you saw it. It has some buttons off somebody's bathing
suit tied to it."

Here it was necessary to hide again, as father came stocking out,
calling me in an angry tone. But shortly after-wards I was on my way
to the Patten's house, on shaking knees. It was by now twilight, that
beautiful period of romance, although the dinner hour also. Through the
dusk I sped, toward what? I knew not.

The Pattens and the one-piece lady were at dinner, and having a very
good time, in spite of having locked a guest in the bath-house. Being
used to servants and prowling around, since at one time when younger I
had a habit of taking things from the pantry, I was quickly able to see
that the key was not in the entry. I therefore went around to the front
door and went in, being prepared, if discovered, to say that someone was
in their bath-house and they ought to know it. But I was not heard among
their sounds of revelry, and was able to proceed upstairs, which I did.

But not having asked which was Mr. Patten's room, I was at a loss and
almost discovered by a maid who was turning down the beds--much too
early, also, and not allowed in the best houses until nine-thirty, since
otherwise the rooms look undressed and informal.

I had but time to duck into another chamber, and from there to a closet.

I REMAINED IN THAT CLOSET ALL NIGHT.

I will explain. No sooner had the maid gone than a woman came into the
room and closed the door. I heard her moving around and I suddenly felt
that she was going to bed, and might get her robe de nuit out of the
closet. I was petrified. But it seems, while she really WAS undressing
at that early hour, the maid had laid her night clothes out, and I was
saved.

Very soon a knock came to the door, and somebody came in, like Mrs.
Patten's voice and said: "You're not going to bed, surely!"

"I'm going to pretend to have a sick headache," said the other person,
and I knew it was the one-piece lady. "He's going to come back in a
frenzy, and he'll take it out on me, unless I'm prepared."

"Poor Reggie!" said Mrs. Patten, "To think of him locked in there alone,
and no clothes or anything. It's too funny for words."

"You're not married to him."

My heart stopped beating. Was SHE married to him? She was indeed. My
dream was over. And the worst part of it was that for a married man
I had done without food or exercise and now stood in a hot closet in
danger of a terrible fuss.

"No, thank heaven!" said Mrs. Patten. "But it was the only way to make
him work. He is a lazy dog. But don't worry. We'll feed him before he
sees you. He's always rather tractable after he's fed."

Were ALL my dreams to go? Would they leave nothing to my shattered
illusions? Alas, no.

"Jolly him a little, too," said----can I write it?--Mrs. Beecher. "Tell
him he's the greatest thing in the world. That will help some. He's
vain, you know, awfully vain. I expect he's written a lot of piffle."

Had they listened they would have heard a low, dry sob, wrung from
my tortured heart. But Mrs. Beecher had started a vibrator, and my
anguished cry was lost.

"Well," said Mrs. Patten, "Will has gone down to let him out, I expect
he'll attack him. He's got a vile temper. I'll sit with you till he
comes back, if you don't mind. I'm feeling nervous."

It was indeed painful to recall the next half hour. I must tell the
truth however. They discussed us, especially mother, who had not called.
They said that we thought we were the whole summer colony, although
every one was afraid of mother's tongue, and nobody would marry Leila,
except Carter Brooks, and he was poor and no prospects. And that I was
an incorrigible, and carried on something ghastly, and was going to be put
in a convent. I became justly furious and was about to step out and tell
them a few plain facts, when somebody hammered at the door and then came
in. It was Mr. Patten.

"He's gone!" he said.

"Well, he won't go far, in bathing trunks," said Mrs. Beecher.

"That's just it. His bathing trunks are there."

"Well, he won't go far without them!"

"He's gone so far I can't locate him."

I heard Mrs. Beecher get up.

"Are you in earnest, Will?" she said. "Do you mean that he has gone
without a stitch of clothes, and can't be found?"

Mrs. Patten gave a sort of screech.

"You don't think--oh Will, he's so temperamental. You don't think he's
drowned himself?"

"No such luck," said Mrs. Beecher, in a cold tone. I hated her for it.
True, he had deceived me. He was not as I had thought him. In our two
conversations he had not mentioned his wife, leaving me to believe him
free to love "where he listed," as the poet says.

"There are a few clues," said Mr. Patten. "He got out by means of a wire
hairpin, for one thing. And he took the manuscript with him, which he'd
hardly have done if he meant to drown himself. Or even if, as we fear,
he had no pockets. He has smoked a lot of cigarettes out of a candy box,
which I did not supply him, and he left behind a bath towel that does
not, I think, belong to us."

"I should think he would have worn it," said Mrs. Beecher, in a
scornful tone.

"Here's the bath towel," Mr. Patten went on. "You may recognize the
initials. I don't."

"B. P. A.," said Mrs. Beecher. "Look here, don't they call that--that
flibbertigibbet next door 'Barbara'?"

"The little devil!" said Mr. Patten, in a raging tone. "She let him out,
and of course he's done no work on the play or anything. I'd like to
choke her."

Nobody spoke then, and my heart beat fast and hard. I leave it to
anybody, how they'd like to be shut in a closet and threatened with a
violent death from without. Would or would they not ever be the same
person afterwords?

"I'll tell you what I'd do," said the Beecher woman. "I'd climb up the
back of father, next door, and tell him what his little daughter has
done, because I know she's mixed up in it, towel or no towel. Reg is
always sappy when they're seventeen. And she's been looking moon-eyed at
him for days."

Well, the Pattens went away, and Mrs. Beecher manicured her nails,--I
could hear her filing them--and sang around and was not much concerned,
although for all she knew he was in the briny deep, a corpse. How true
it is that "the paths of glory lead but to the grave."

I got very tired and much hotter, and I sat down on the floor. After what
seemed like hours, Mrs. Patten came back, all breathless, and she said:

"The girl's gone too, Clare."

"What girl?"

"Next door. If you want excitement, they've got it. The mother is in
hysterics and there's a party searching the beach for her body.  The
truth is, of course, if that towel means anything."

"That Reg has run away with her, of course," said Mrs. Beecher, in a
resigned tone. "I wish he would grow up and learn something. He's becoming
a nuisance. And when there are so many interesting people to run away
with, to choose that chit!"

Yes, she said that, And in my retreat I could but sit and listen, and
of course perspire, which I did freely. Mrs. Patten went away, after
talking about the "scandal" for some time. And I sat and thought of the
beach being searched for my body, a thought which filled my eyes with
tears of pity for what might have been, I still hoped Mrs. Beecher would
go to bed, but she did not. Through the key hole I could see her with a
book, reading, and not caring at all that Mr. Beecher's body, and mine
too, might be washing about in the cruel sea, or have eloped to New York.

I loathed her.

At last I must have slept, for a bell rang, and there I was still in the
closet, and she was answering it.

"Arrested?" she said, "Well, I should think he'd better be, if what you
say about clothing is true.... Well, then--what's he arrested for?...
Oh, kidnapping! Well, if I'm any judge, they ought to arrest the
Archibald girl for kidnapping HIM. No, don't bother me with it tonight.
I'll try to read myself to sleep."

So this was marriage! Did she flee to her unjustly accused husband's side
and comfort him? Not she. She went to bed.

At daylight, being about smothered, I opened the closet door and drew a
breath of fresh air. Also I looked at her, and she was asleep, with her
hair in patent wavers. Ye gods!

The wife of Reginald Beecher thus to distort her looks at night! I could
not bare it.

I averted my eyes, and on my tiptoes made for the window.

My sufferings were over. In a short time I had slid down and was making
my way through the dewy morn toward my home. Before the sun was up,
or more than starting, I had climbed to my casement by means of a wire
trellis, and put on my 'robe de nuit'. But before I settled to sleep I
went to the pantry and there satisfied the pangs of hunger having had
nothing since breakfast the day before. All the lights seemed to be on,
on the lower floor, which I considered wasteful of Tanney, the butler.
But being sleepy, gave it no further thought. And so to bed, as the
great English dairy-keeper, Pepys, had said in his dairy.

It seemed but a few moments later that I heard a scream, and opening my
eyes, saw Leila in the doorway. She screamed again, and mother came and
stood beside her. Although very drowsy, I saw that they still wore their
dinner clothes.

They stared as if transfixed, and then mother gave a low moan, and said
to Sis:

"That unfortunate man has been in jail all night."

And Sis said: "Jane Raleigh is crazy. That's all." Then they looked at
me, and mother burst into tears. But Sis said:

"You little imp! Don't tell me you've been in that bed all night. I KNOW
BETTER."

I closed my eyes. They were not of the understanding sort, and never
would be.

"If that's the way you feel I shall tell you nothing," I said wearily.

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" mother said, in a slow and dreadful voice.

Well, I saw then that a part of the truth must be disclosed, especially
since she has for some time considered sending me to a convent, although
without cause, and has not done so for fear of my taking the veil. So I
told her this. I said:

"I spent the night shut in a clothes closet, but where is my secret.
I cannot tell you."

"Barbara! You MUST tell me."

"It is not my secret alone, mother."

She caught at the foot of the bed.

"Who was shut with you in that closet?" she demanded in a shaking voice.
"Barbara, there is another wretched man in all this. It could not have
been Mr. Beecher, because he has been in the station house all night."

I sat up, leaning on one elbow, and looked at her earnestly.

"Mother" I said, "you have done enough damage, interfering with
careers--not only mine, but another's imperiled now by not having a
last act. I can tell you no more, except"--here my voice took on a deep
and intense fiber--"that I have done nothing to be ashamed of, although
unconventional."

Mother put her hands to her face, and emitted a low, despairing cry.

"Come," Leila said to her, as to a troubled child. "Come, and Hannah can
use the vibrator on your spine."

So she went, but before she left she said:

"Barbara, if you will only promise to be a good girl, and give us a
chance to live this scandal down, I will give you anything you ask for."

"Mother!" Sis said, in an angry tone.

"What can I do, Leila?" mother said. "The girl is attractive, and
probably men will always be following her and making trouble. Think of
last winter. I know it is bribery, but it is better than scandal."

"I want nothing, mother," I said, in a low, heart stricken tone, "save to
be allowed to live my own life and to have a career."

"My heavens," mother said, "if I hear that word again, I'll go crazy."

So she went away, and Sis came over and looked down at me.

"Well!" she said. "What's happened anyhow? Of course you've been up to
some mischief, but I don't suppose anybody will ever know the truth
of it. I was hoping you'd make it this time and get married, and stop
worrying us."

"Go away, please, and let me sleep," I said. "As to getting married,
under no circumstances did I expect to marry him. He has a wife already.
Personally, I think she's a total loss. She wears patent wavers at
night, and sleeps with her mouth open. But who am I to interfere with
the marriage bond? I never have and never will."

But Sis only gave me a wild look and went away.


This, dear readers and schoolmates, is the true story of my meeting with
and parting from Reginald Beecher, the playwright. Whatever the papers
may say, it is not true, except the fact that he was recognized by Jane
Raleigh, who knew the suit he wore, when in the act of pawning his ring
to get money to escape from his captors (I. E., The Pattens). It
was the necktie which struck her first, and also his guilty expression.
As I was missing by that time, Jane put two and two together and made an
elopement.

Sometimes I sit and think things over, my fingers wandering "over the
ivory keys" of the typewriter they gave me to promise not to elope with
anybody--although such a thing is far from my mind--and the world seems
a cruel and unjust place, especially to those with ambition.

For Reginald Beecher is no longer my ideal, my night of the pen. I will
tell about that in a few words.

Jane Raleigh and I went to a matinee late in September before returning
to our institutions of learning. Jane clutched my arm as we looked at our
programs and pointed to something.

How my heart beat! For whatever had come between us, I was still loyal
to him.

This was a new play by him!

"Ah," my heart seemed to say, "now again you will hear his dear words,
although spoken by alien mouths.

"The love scenes----"

I could not finish. Although married and forever beyond me, I could
still hear his manly tones as issuing from the door of the Bath-house.
I thrilled with excitement. As the curtain rose I closed my eyes in
ecstasy.

"Bab!" Jane said, in a quavering tone.

I looked. What did I see? The bath-house itself, the very one. And as
I stared I saw a girl, wearing her hair as I wear mine, cross the stage
with a bunch of keys in her hand, and say to the bath-house door.

"Can't I do something to help? I do so want to help you."

MY VERY WORDS.

And a voice from beyond the bath-house door said:

"Who's that?"

HIS WORDS.

I could bare no more. Heedless of Jane's protests and anguish, I got up
and went out, into the light of day. My body was bent with misery.
Because at last I knew that, like mother and all the rest, he too, did
not understand me and never would! To him I was but material, the stuff
that plays are made of!=

```And now we know that he never could know,

```And did not understand.

```Kipling.=

Ignoring Jane's observation that the tickets had cost two dollars each,
I gathered up the scattered skeins of my life together, and fled.



CHAPTER III. HER DIARY: BEING THE DAILY JOURNAL OF THE SUB-DEB


JANUARY 1st. I have today received this diary from home, having come
back a few days early to make up a French condition.

Weather, clear and cold.

New Year's dinner. Roast chicken (Turkey being very expensive), mashed
turnips, sweet potatoes and mince pie.

It is my intention to record in this book the details of my Daily Life,
my thoughts which are to sacred for utterance, and my ambitions. Because
who is there to whom I can speak them? I am surrounded by those who
exist for the mere pleasures of the day, or whose lives are bound up in
recitations.

For instance, at dinner today, being mostly faculty and a few girls
who live in the far West, the conversation was entirely on buying a
phonograph for dancing because the music teacher has the measles and
is quarantined in the infirmary. And on Miss Everett's cousin, who has
written a play.

When one looks at Miss Everett, one recognizes that no cousin of hers
could write a play.

New Year's resolution--to help someone every day. Today helped
Mademoiselle to put on her rubbers.


JANUARY 2ND. Today I wrote my French theme, beginning, "Les hommes
songent moins a leur ame qua leur corps." Mademoiselle sent for me and
objected, saying that it was not a theme for a young girl, and that I
must write a new one, on the subject of pears. How is one to develop in
this atmosphere?

Some of the girls are coming back. They straggle in, and put the favors
they got at cotillions on the dresser, and their holiday gifts, and each
one relates some amorous experience while at home. Dear Diary, is there
something wrong with me, that love has passed me by? I have had offers
of devotion but none that appealed to me, being mostly either too young or
not attracting me by physical charm. I am not cold, although frequently
accused of it, Beneath my frigid exterior beats a warm heart. I intend
to be honest in this diary, and so I admit it. But, except for passing
fancies--one being, alas, for a married man--I remain without the divine
passion.

What must it be to thrill at the approach of the loved form? To harken
to each ring of the telephone bell, in the hope that, if it is not
the idolized voice, it is at least a message from it? To waken in the
morning and, looking around the familiar room, to muse: "Today I may see
him--on the way to the post office, or rushing past in his racing car."
And to know that at the same moment HE to is musing: "Today I may see
her, as she exercises herself at basket ball, or mounts her horse for a
daily canter!"

Although I have no horse. The school does not care for them, considering
walking the best exercise.

Have flunked the French again, Mademoiselle not feeling well, and
marking off for the smallest thing.

Today's helpful deed--assisted one of the younger girls with her
spelling.


JANUARY 4TH. Miss Everett's cousin's play is coming here. The school is
to have free tickets, as they are "trying it on the dog." Which means
seeing if it is good enough for the large cities.

We have decided, if Everett marks us well in English from now on, to
applaud it, but if she is unpleasant, to sit still and show no interest.


JANUARY 5TH, 6TH, 7TH, 8TH. Bad weather, which is depressing to one of
my temperament. Also boil on nose.

A few helpful deeds--nothing worth putting down.


JANUARY 9TH. Boil cut.

Again I can face my image in my mirror, and not shrink.

Mademoiselle is sick and no French. MISERICORDE!

Helpful deed--sent Mademoiselle some fudge, but this school does not
encourage kindness. Reprimanded for cooking in room. School sympathizes
with me. We will go to Miss Everett's cousin's play, but we will damn it
with faint praise.


JANUARY 10TH. I have written this date, and now I sit back and regard
it. As it is impressed on this white paper, so, Dear Diary, is it
written on my soul. To others it may be but the tenth of January. To me
it is the day of days. Oh, tenth of January! Oh, Monday. Oh, day of my
awakening!

It is now late at night, and around me my schoolmates are sleeping the
sleep of the young and heart free. Lights being off, I am writing by the
faint luminosity of a candle. Propped up in bed, my mackinaw coat over
my 'robe de nuit' for warmth, I sit and dream. And as I dream I still hear
in my ears his final words: "My darling. My woman!"

How wonderful to have them said to one night after night, the while
being in his embrace, his tender arms around one! I refer to the heroine
in the play, to whom he says the above rapturous words.

Coming home from the theater tonight, still dazed with the revelation of
what I am capable of, once aroused, I asked Miss Everett if her cousin
had said anything about Mr. Egleston being in love with the leading
character. She observed:

"No. But he may be. She is very pretty."

"Possibly," I remarked. "But I should like to see her in the morning,
when she gets up."

All the girls were perfectly mad about Mr. Egleston, although pretending
merely to admire his Art. But I am being honest, as I agreed at the
start, and now I know, as I sit here with the soft, although chilly
breezes of the night blowing on my hot brow, now I know that this thing
that has come to me is Love. Moreover, it is the Love of my Life. He will
never know it, but I am his. He is exactly my ideal, strong and tall and
passionate. And clever, too. He said some awfully clever things.

I believe that he saw me. He looked in my direction. But what does it
matter? I am small, insignificant. He probably thinks me a mere child,
although seventeen.

What matters, oh Diary, is that I am at last in Love. It is hopeless.
Just now, when I had written that word, I buried my face in my hands.
There is no hope. None. I shall never see him again. He passed out of my
life on the 11:45 train. But I love him. MON DIEU, how I love him!


JANUARY 11TH. We are going home. WE ARE GOING HOME. WE ARE GOING HOME.
WE ARE GOING HOME!

Mademoiselle has the measles.


JANUARY 13TH. The family managed to restrain its ecstasy on seeing me
today. The house is full of people, as they are having a dinner-dance
tonight. Sis had moved into my room, to let one of the visitors have
hers, and she acted in a very  unfilial manner when she came home and
found me in it.

"Well!" she said. "Expelled at last?"

"Not at all," I replied in a lofty manner. "I am here through no fault
of my own. And I'd thank you to have Hannah take your clothes off my
bed."

She gave me a bitter glance.

"I never knew it to fail!" she said. "Just as everything is fixed, and
we're recovering from you're being here for the holidays, you come back
and stir up a lot of trouble. What brought you, anyhow?"

"Measles."

She snatched up her ball gown.

"Very well," she said. "I'll see that you're quarantined, Miss Barbara,
all right. And If you think you're going to slip downstairs tonight
after dinner and WORM yourself into this party, I'll show you."

She flounced out, and shortly afterward mother took a minute from the
florist, and came upstairs.

"I do hope you are not going to be troublesome, Barbara," she said. "You
are too young to understand, but I want everything to go well tonight,
and Leila ought not to be worried."

"Can't I dance a little?"

"You can sit on the stairs and watch." She looked fidgety. "I--I'll
send up a nice dinner, and you can put on your dark blue, with a fresh
collar, and--it ought to satisfy you, Barbara, that you are at home and
possibly have brought the measles with you, without making a lot of fuss.
When you come out----"

"Oh, very well," I murmured, in a resigned tone. "I don't care enough
about it to want to dance with a lot of souses anyhow."

"Barbara!" said mother.

"I suppose you have some one on the string for her," I said, with the
abandon of my thwarted hopes. "Well, I hope she gets him. Because if not,
I daresay I shall be kept in the cradle for years to come."

"You will come out when you reach a proper age," she said, "if your
impertinence does not kill me off before my time."

Dear Diary, I am fond of my mother, and I felt repentant and stricken.

So I became more agreeable, although feeling all the time that she does
not and never will understand my temperament. I said:

"I don't care about society, and you know it, mother. If you'll keep
Leila out of this room, which isn't much but is my castle while here,
I'll probably go to bed early."

"Barbara, sometimes I think you have no affection for your sister."

I had agreed to honesty January first, so I replied.

"I have, of course, mother. But I am fonder of her while at school than
at home. And I should be a better sister if not condemned to her old
things, including hats which do not suit my type."

Mother moved over majestically to the door and shut it. Then she came
and stood over me.

"I've come to the conclusion, Barbara," she said, "to appeal to your
better nature. Do you wish Leila to be married and happy?"

"I've just said, mother----"

"Because a very interesting thing is happening," said mother, trying to
look playful. "I--a chance any girl would jump at."

So here I sit, Dear Diary, while there are sounds of revelry below, and
Sis jumps at her chance, which is the Honorable Page Beresford, who is
an Englishman visiting here because he has a weak heart and can't fight.
And father is away on business, and I am all alone.

I have been looking for a rash, but no luck.

Ah me, how the strains of the orchestra recall that magic night in the
theater when Adrian Egleston looked down into my eyes and although
ostensibly to an actress, said to my beating heart: "My Darling! My
Woman!"


3 A. M. I wonder if I can control my hands to write.

In mother's room across the hall I can hear furious voices, and I know
that Leila is begging to have me sent to Switzerland. Let her beg.
Switzerland is not far from England, and in England----

Here I pause to reflect a moment. How is this thing possible? Can I love
members of the other sex? And if such is the case, how can I go on
with my life? Better far to end it now, than to perchance marry one, and
find the other still in my heart. The terrible thought has come to me
that I am fickle.

Fickle or polygamous--which?

Dear Diary, I have not been a good girl. My New Year's Resolutions have
gone to airy nothing.

The way they went was this: I had settled down to a quiet evening,
spent with his beloved picture which I had clipped from a newspaper.
(Adrian's. I had not as yet met the other.) And, as I sat in my chamber,
I grew more and more desolate. I love life, although pessimistic at
times. And it seemed hard that I should be there, in exile, while my
sister, only 20 months older, was jumping at her chance below.

At last I decided to try on one of Sis's frocks and see how I looked in
it. I thought, if it looked all right, I might hang over the stairs and
see what I then scornfully termed "His Nibs." Never again shall I so
call him.

I got an evening gown from Sis's closet, and it fitted me quite well,
although tight at the waste for me, owing to basketball. It was also
too low, so that when I had got it all hooked about four inches of my
lingerie showed. As it had been hard as anything to hook, I was obliged
to take the scissors and cut off the said lingerie. The result was good,
although very decollete. I have no bones in my neck, or practically so.

And now came my moment of temptation. How easy to put my hair up on
my head, and then, by the servant's staircase, make my way to the scene
below!

I, however, considered that I looked pale, although mature. I looked
at least nineteen. So I went into Sis's room, which was full of evening
wraps but empty, and put on a touch of rouge. With that and my eyebrows
blackened, I would not have known myself, had I not been certain it was I
and no other.

I then made my way down the back stairs.

Ah me, Dear Diary, was that but a few hours ago? Is it but a short time
since Mr. Beresford was sitting at my feet, thinking me a debutante,
and staring soulfully into my very heart? Is it but a matter of minutes
since Leila found us there, and in a manner which revealed the true
feeling she has for me, ordered me to go upstairs and take off Maddie
Mackenzie's gown?

(Yes, it was not Leila's after all. I had forgotten that Maddie had
taken her room. And except for pulling it somewhat at the waist, I am
sure I did not hurt the old thing.)

I shall now go to bed and dream. Of which one I know not. My heart is
full. Romance has come at last into my dull and dreary life. Below, the
revelers have gone. The flowers hang their herbaceous heads. The music
has flowed away into the river of the past. I am alone with my Heart.


JANUARY 14TH. How complicated my life grows, Dear Diary! How full and
yet how incomplete! How everything begins and nothing ends!

HE is in town.

I discovered it at breakfast. I knew I was in for it, and I got down
early, counting on mother breakfasting in bed. I would have felt better
if father had been at home, because he understands somewhat the way they
keep me down. But he was away about an order for shells (not sea; war),
and I was to bare my chiding alone. I had eaten my fruit and cereal, and
was about to begin on sausage, when mother came in, having risen early
from her slumbers to take the decorations to the hospital.

"So here you are, wretched child!" she said, giving me one of her coldest
looks. "Barbara, I wonder if you ever think whither you are tending."

I ate a sausage.

What, Dear Diary, was there to say?

"To disobey!" she went on. "To force yourself on the attention of Mr.
Beresford, in a borrowed dress, with your eyelashes blackened and your
face painted----"

"I should think, mother," I observed, "that if he wants to marry into
this family, and is not merely being dragged into it, that he ought to
see the worst at the start." She glared, without speaking. "You know," I
continued, "it would be a dreadful thing to have the ceremony performed
and everything too late to back out, and then have ME sprung on him. It
wouldn't be honest, would it?"

"Barbara!" she said in a terrible tone. "First disobedience, and now
sarcasm. If your father was only here! I feel so alone and helpless."

Her tone cut me to the heart. After all she was my own mother, or at
least maintained so, in spite of numerous questions engendered by our
lack of resemblance, moral as well as physical. But I did not offer
to embarrass her, as she was at that moment poring out her tea. I hid my
misery behind the morning paper, and there I beheld the fated vision.
Had I felt any doubt as to the state of my affections it was settled
then. My heart leaped in my bosom. My face suffused. My hands trembled
so that a piece of sausage slipped from my fork. His picture looked out
at me with that well remembered gaze from the depths of the morning
paper!

Oh, Adrian, Adrian!

Here in the same city as I, looking out over perchance the same
newspaper to perchance the same sun, wondering--ah, what was he
wondering?

I was not even then, in that first rapture, foolish about him. I knew
that to him I was probably but a tender memory. I knew, too, that he was
but human and probably very conceited. On the other hand, I pride myself
on being a good judge of character, and he carried nobility in every
lineament. Even the obliteration of one eye by the printer could only
hamper but not destroy his dear face.

"Barbara," mother said sharply. "I am speaking. Are you being sulky?"

"Pardon me, mother," I said in my gentlest tones. "I was but dreaming."
And as she made no reply, but rang the bell viciously, I went on,
pursuing my line of thought. "Mother, were you ever in love?"

"Love! What sort of love?"

I sat up and stared at her.

"Is there more than one sort?" I demanded.

"There is a very silly, schoolgirl love," she said, eying me, "that
people outgrow and blush to look back on."

"Do you?"

"Do I what?"

"Do you blush to look back on it?"

Mother rose and made a sweeping gesture with her right arm.

"I wash my hands of you!" she said. "You are impertinent and indelicate.
At your age I was an innocent child, not troubling with things that did
not concern me. As for love, I had never heard of it until I came out."

"Life must have burst on you like an explosion," I observed. "I suppose
you thought that babies----"

"Silence!" mother shrieked. And seeing that she persisted in ignoring
the real things of life while in my presence, I went out, clutching the
precious paper to my heart.


JANUARY 15TH. I am alone in my boudoir (which is really the old
schoolroom, and used now for a sewing room).

My very soul is sick, oh Diary. How can I face the truth? How write it
out for my eyes to see? But I must. For something must be done!  The play
is failing.

The way I discovered it was this. Yesterday, being short of money, I
sold my amethyst pin to Jane, one of the housemaids, for two dollars,
throwing in a lace collar when she seemed doubtful, as I had a special
purpose for using funds. Had father been at home I could have touched
him, but mother is different.

I then went out to buy a frame for his picture, which I had repaired by
drawing in the other eye, although lacking the fire and passionate look
of the original. At the shop I was compelled to show it, to buy a frame
to fit. The clerk was almost overpowered.

"Do you know him?" she asked, in a low and throbbing tone.

"Not intimately," I replied.

"Don't you love the Play?" she said. "I'm crazy about it. I've been back
three times. Parts of it I know off by heart. He's very handsome. That
picture don't do him justice."

I gave her a searching glance. Was it possible that, without any
acquaintance with him whatever, she had fallen in love with him? It was
indeed. She showed it in every line of her silly face.

I drew myself up haughtily. "I should think it would be very expensive,
going so often," I said, in a cool tone.

"Not so very. You see, the play is a failure, and they give us girls
tickets to dress the house. Fill it up, you know. Half the girls in the
store are crazy about Mr. Egleston."

My world shuddered about me. What--fail! That beautiful play, ending "My
darling, my woman"? It could not be. Fate would not be cruel. Was there
no appreciation of the best in art? Was it indeed true, as Miss Everett
has complained, although not in these exact words, that the Theater was
only supported now by chorus girls' legs, dancing about in utter abandon?

With an expression of despair on my features, I left the store, carrying
the frame under my arm.

One thing is certain. I must see the play again, and judge it with a
critical eye. IF IT IS WORTH SAVING, IT MUST BE SAVED.


JANUARY 16TH. Is it only a day since I saw you, Dear Diary? Can so much
have happened in the single lapse of a few hours? I look in my mirror,
and I look much as before, only with perhaps a touch of pallor. Who
would not be pale?

I have seen HIM again, and there is no longer any doubt in my heart.
Page Beresford is attractive, and if it were not for circumstances as
they are I would not answer for the consequences. But things ARE as they
are. There is no changing that. And I have read my own heart.

I am not fickle. On the contrary, I am true as steal.

I have put his picture under my mattress, and have given Jane my gold
cuff pins to say nothing when she makes my bed. And now, with the house
full of people downstairs acting in a flippant and noisy manner, I shall
record how it all happened.

My financial condition was not improved this morning, father having not
returned. But I knew that I must see the play, as mentioned above, even
if it became necessary to borrow from Hannah. At last, seeing no other
way, I tried this, but failed.

"What for?" she said, in a suspicious way.

"I need it terribly, Hannah," I said.

"You'd ought to get it from your mother, then, Miss Barbara. The last
time I gave you some you paid it back in postage stamps, and I haven't
written a letter since. They're all stuck together now, and a total
loss."

"Very well," I said, frigidly. "But the next time you break
anything----"

"How much do you want?" she asked.

I took a quick look at her, and I saw at once that she had decided to
lend it to me and then run and tell mother, beginning, "I think you'd
ought to know, Mrs. Archibald----"

"Nothing doing, Hannah," I said, in a most dignified manner. "But I
think you are an old clam, and I don't mind saying so."

I was now thrown on my own resources, and very bitter. I seemed to have
no friends, at a time when I needed them most, when I was, as one may
say, "standing with reluctant feet, where the brook and river meet."

Tonight I am no longer sick of life, as I was then. My throws of anguish
have departed. But I was then utterly reckless, and even considered
running away and going on the stage myself.

I have long desired a career for myself, anyhow. I have a good mind, and
learn easily, and I am not a parasite. The idea of being such has always
been repugnant to me, while the idea of a few dollars at a time doled
out to one of independent mind is galling. And how is one to remember
what one has done with one's allowance, when it is mostly eaten up
by small loans, carfare, stamps, church collection, rose water and
glycerin, and other mild cosmetics, and the additional food necessary
when one is still growing?

To resume, Dear Diary; having utterly failed with Hannah, and having
shortly after met Sis on the stairs, I said to her, in a sisterly tone,
intimate rather than fond:

"I daresay you can lend me five dollars for a day or so."

"I daresay I can. But I won't," was her cruel reply.

"Oh, very well," I said briefly. But I could not refrain from making a
grimace at her back, and she saw me in a mirror.

"When I think," she said heartlessly, "that that wretched school may be
closed for weeks, I could scream."

"Well, scream!" I replied. "You'll scream harder if I've brought the
measles home on me. And if you're laid up, you can say good-bye to the
dishonorable. You've got him tied, maybe," I remarked, "but not thrown
as yet."

(A remark I had learned from one of the girls, Trudie Mills, who comes
from Montana.)

I was therefore compelled to dispose of my silver napkin ring from school.
Jane was bought up, she said, and I sold it to the cook for fifty cents
and half a mince pie although baked with our own materials.

All my fate, therefore, hung on a paltry fifty cents.

I was torn with anxiety. Was it enough? Could I, for fifty cents, steal
away from the sordid cares of life, and lose myself in obliviousness,
gazing only it his dear face, listening to his dear and softly modulated
voice, and wondering if, as his eyes swept the audience, they might
perchance light on me and brighten with a momentary gleam in their
unfathomable depths? Only this and nothing more, was my expectation.

How different was the reality!

Having ascertained that there was a matinee, I departed at an early hour
after luncheon, wearing my blue velvet with my fox furs. White gloves
and white topped shoes completed my outfit, and, my own chapeau showing
the effect of a rainstorm on the way home from church while away at
school, I took a chance on one of Sis's, a perfectly maddening one of
rose-colored velvet. As the pink made me look pale, I added a touch of
rouge.

I looked fully out, and indeed almost second season. I have a way of
assuming a serious and mature manner, so that I am frequently taken
for older than I really am. Then, taking a few roses left from the
decorations, and thrusting them carelessly into the belt of my coat,
I went out the back door, as Sis was getting ready for some girls to play
bridge, in the front of the house.

Had I felt any grief at deceiving my family, the bridge party would
have knocked them. For, as usual, I had not been asked, although playing
a good game myself, and having on more than one occasion won most of the
money in the Upper House at school.

I was early at the theater. No one was there, and women were going
around taking covers off the seats. My fifty cents gave me a good seat,
from which I opined, alas, that the shop girl had been right and business
was rotten. But at last, after hours of waiting, the faint tuning of
musical instruments was heard.

From that time I lived in a daze. I have never before felt so strange.
I have known and respected the other sex, and indeed once or twice been
kissed by it. But I had remained cold. My pulses had never fluttered.
I was always concerned only with the fear that others had overseen
and would perhaps tell. But now--I did not care who would see, if only
Adrian would put his arms about me. Divine shamelessness! Brave Rapture!
For if one who he could not possibly love, being so close to her in her
make-up, if one who was indeed employed to be made love to, could submit
in public to his embraces, why should not I, who would have died for
him?

These were my thoughts as the play went on. The hours flew on joyous
feet. When Adrian came to the footlights and looking apparently square
at me, declaimed: "The world owes me a living. I will have it," I almost
swooned. His clothes were worn. He looked hungry and gaunt. But how
true that=

     ``"Rags are royal raiment, when worn for virtue's sake."=

(I shall stop here and go down to the pantry. I could eat no dinner,
being filled with emotion. But I must keep strong if I am to help Adrian
in his trouble. The mince pie was excellent, but after all pastry does
not take the place of solid food.)


LATER: I shall now go on with my recital. As the theater was almost
empty, at the end of Act One I put on the pink hat and left it on as
though absent-minded. There was no one behind me. And, although during
act one I had thought that he perhaps felt my presence, he had not once
looked directly at me.

But the hat captured his errant gaze, as one may say. And, after capture,
it remained on my face, so much so that I flushed and a woman sitting
near with a very plain girl in a skunk collar, observed:

"Really, it is outrageous."

Now came a moment which I thrill even to recollect. For Adrian plucked
a pink rose from a vase--he was in the millionaire's house, and was
starving in the midst of luxury--and held it to his lips.

The rose, not the house, of course. Looking over it, he smiled down at
me.


LATER: It is midnight. I cannot sleep. Perchance he too, is lying awake.
I am sitting at the window in my robe de nuit. Below, mother and Sis
have just come in, and Smith has slammed the door of the car and gone
back to the garage. How puny is the life my family leads! Nothing but
eating and playing, with no higher thoughts.

A man has just gone by. For a moment I thought I recognized the
footstep. But no, it was but the night watchman.


JANUARY 17TH. Father still away. No money, as mother absolutely refuses
on account of Maddie Mackenzie's gown, which she had to send away to be
repaired.


JANUARY 18TH. Father still away. The Hon. sent Sis a huge bunch of
orchids today. She refused me even one. She is always tight with flowers
and candy.


JANUARY 19TH. The paper says that Adrian's play is going to close
the end of next week. No business. How can I endure to know that he
is suffering, and that I cannot help, even to the extent of buying one
ticket? Matinee today, and no money. Father still away.

I have tried to do a kind deed today, feeling that perhaps it would
soften mother's heart and she would advance my allowance. I offered to
manicure her nails for her, but she refused, saying that as Hannah had
done it for many years, she guessed she could manage now.


JANUARY 20TH. Today I did a desperate thing, dear Diary.


"The desperate is the wisest course." Butler.


It is Sunday. I went to church, and thought things over. What a
wonderful thing it would be if I could save the play! Why should I feel
that my sex is a handicap?

The rector preached on "The Opportunities of Women." The Sermon gave
me courage to go on. When he said, "Women today step in where men are
afraid to tread, and bring success out of failure," I felt that it was
meant for me.

Had no money for the plate, and mother attempted to smuggle a half dollar
to me. I refused, however, as if I cannot give my own money to the
heathen, I will give none. Mother turned pale, and the man with the
plate gave me a black look. What can he know of my reasons?

Beresford lunched with us, and as I discouraged him entirely, he was
very attentive to Sis. Mother is planing a big wedding, and I found Sis
in the store room yesterday looking up mother's wedding veil.

No old stuff for me.

I guess Beresford is trying to forget that he kissed my hand the other
night, for he called me "Little Miss Barbara" today, meaning little in
the sense of young. I gave him a stern glance.

"I am not any littler than the other night," I observed.

"That was merely an affectionate diminutive," he said, looking
uncomfortable.

"If you don't mind," I said coldly, "you might do as you have
heretofore--reserve your affectionate advances until we are alone."

"Barbara!" mother said. And began quickly to talk about a Lady Something
or other we'd met on a train in Switzerland. Because--they can talk
until they are black in the face, dear Diary, but it is true we do not
know any of the British Nobility, except the aforementioned and the man
who comes once a year with flavoring extracts, who says he is the third
son of a baronet.

Every one being out this afternoon, I suddenly had an inspiration, and
sent for Carter Brooks. I then put my hair up and put on my blue silk,
because while I do not believe in woman using her feminine charm when
talking business, I do believe that she should look her best under any
and all circumstances.

He was rather surprised not to find Sis in, as I had used her name in
telephoning.

"I did it," I explained, "because I knew that you felt no interest in
me, and I had to see you."

He looked at me, and said:

"I'm rather flabbergasted, Bab. I--what ought I to say, anyhow?"

He came very close, dear Diary, and suddenly I saw in his eyes the
horrible truth. He thought me in love with him, and sending for him while
the family was out.

Words cannot paint my agony of soul. I stepped back, but he seized my
hand, in a caressing gesture.

"Bab!" he said. "Dear little Bab!"

Had my affections not been otherwise engaged, I should have thrilled at
his accents. But, although handsome and of good family, though poor,
I could not see it that way.

So I drew my hand away, and retreated behind a sofa.

"We must have an understanding, Carter" I Said. "I have sent for you,
but not for the reason you seem to think. I am in desperate trouble."

He looked dumfounded.

"Trouble!" he said. "You! Why, little Bab"

"If you don't mind," I put in, rather pettishly, because of not being
little, "I wish you would treat me like almost a debutante, if not
entirely. I am not a child in arms."

"You are sweet enough to be, if the arms might be mine."

I have puzzled over this, since, dear Diary. Because there must be
some reason why men fall in love with me. I am not ugly, but I am not
beautiful, my nose being too short. And as for clothes, I get none
except Leila's old things. But Jane Raleigh says there are women like
that. She has a cousin who has had four husbands and is beginning on
a fifth, although not pretty and very slovenly, but with a mass of red
hair.

Are all men to be my lovers?

"Carter," I said earnestly, "I must tell you now that I do not care for
you--in that way."

"What made you send for me, then?"

"Good gracious!" I exclaimed, losing my temper somewhat. "I can send for
the ice man without his thinking I'm crazy about him, can't I?"

"Thanks."

"The truth is," I said, sitting down and motioning him to a seat in my
maturest manner, "I--I want some money. There are many things, but the
money comes first."

He just sat and looked at me with his mouth open.

"Well," he said at last, "of course--I suppose you know you've come to a
Bank that's gone into the hands of a receiver. But aside from that,
Bab, it's a pretty mean trick to send for me and let me think--well, no
matter about that. How much do you want?"

"I can pay it back as soon as father comes home," I said, to relieve his
mind. It is against my principals to borrow money, especially from one who
has little or none. But since I was doing it, I felt I might as well ask
for a lot.

"Could you let me have ten dollars?" I said, in a faint tone.

He drew a long breath.

"Well, I guess yes," he observed. "I thought you were going to touch me
for a hundred, anyhow. I--I suppose you wouldn't give me a kiss and call
it square."

I considered. Because after all, a kiss is not much, and ten dollars is
a good deal. But at last my better nature won out.

"Certainly not," I said coldly. "And if there is a string to it I do not
want it."

So he apologized, and came and sat beside me, without being a nuisance,
and asked me what my other troubles were.

"Carter" I said, in a grave voice, "I know that you believe me young
and incapable of affection. But you are wrong. I am of a most loving
disposition."

"Now see here, Bab," he said. "Be fair. If I am not to hold your hand,
or--or be what you call a nuisance, don't talk like this. I am but
human," he said, "and there is something about you lately that--well, go
on with your story. Only, as I say, don't try me to far."

"It's like this," I explained. "Girls think they are cold and distant,
and indeed, frequently are."

"Frequently!"

"Until they meet the right one. Then they learn that their hearts are,
as you say, but human."

"Bab," he said, suddenly turning and facing me, "an awful thought has
come to me. You are in love--and not with me!"

"I am in love, and not with you," I said in tragic tones.

I had not thought he would feel it deeply--because of having been
interested in Leila since they went out in their perambulators together.
But I could see it was a shock to him. He got up and stood looking in
the fire, and his shoulders shook with grief.

"So I have lost you," he said in a smothered voice. And then--"Who is
the sneaking scoundrel?"

I forgave him this, because of his being upset, and in a rapt attitude I
told him the whole story. He listened, as one in a daze.

"But I gather," he said, when at last the recital was over, "that you
have never met the--met him."

"Not in the ordinary use of the word," I remarked. "But then it is
not an ordinary situation. We have met and we have not. Our eyes have
spoken, if not our vocal chords." Seeing his eyes on me I added, "if
you do not believe that soul can cry unto soul, Carter, I shall go no
further."

"Oh!" he exclaimed. "There is more, is there? I trust it is not
painful, because I have stood as much as I can now without breaking
down."

"Nothing of which I am ashamed," I said, rising to my full height. "I
have come to you for help, Carter. That play must not fail!"

We faced each other over those vital words--faced, and found no
solution.

"Is it a good play?" he asked, at last.

"It is a beautiful play. Oh, Carter, when at the end he takes his
sweetheart in his arms--the leading lady, and not at all attractive. Jane
Raleigh says that the star generally hates his leading lady--there is not
a dry eye in the house."

"Must be a jolly little thing. Well, of course I'm no theatrical
manager, but if it's any good there's only one way to save it.
Advertise. I didn't know the piece was in town, which shows that the
publicity has been rotten."

He began to walk the floor. I don't think I have mentioned it, but that
is Carter's business. Not walking the floor. Advertising. Father says he
is quite good, although only beginning.

"Tell me about it," he said.

So I told him that Adrian was a mill worker, and the villain makes him
lose his position, by means of  forgery. And Adrian goes to jail, and
comes out, and no one will give him work. So he prepares to blow up
a millionaire's house, and his sweetheart is in it. He has been to the
millionaire for work and been refused and thrown out, saying, just before
the butler and three footmen push him through a window, in dramatic
tones, "The world owes me a living and I will have it."

"Socialism!" said Carter. "Hard stuff to handle for the two dollar
seats. The world owes him a living. Humph! Still, that's a good line to
work on. Look here, Bab, give me a little time on this, eh what? I may
be able to think of a trick or two. But mind, not a word to any one."

He started out, but he came back.

"Look here," he said. "Where do we come in on this anyhow? Suppose I do
think of something--what then? How are we to know that your beloved and
his manager will thank us for butting in, or do what we suggest?"

Again I drew myself to my full height.

"I am a person of iron will when my mind is made up," I said. "You think
of something, Carter, and I'll see that it is done."

He gazed at me in a rapt manner.

"Dammed if I don't believe you," he said.

It is now late at night. Beresford has gone. The house is still. I take
the dear picture out from under my mattress and look at it.

Oh Adrien, my Thespian, my Love.


JANUARY 21ST. I have a bad cold, Dear Diary, and feel rotten. But only
my physical condition is such. I am happy beyond words. This morning,
while mother and Sis were out I called up the theater and inquired the
price of a box. The man asked me to hold the line, and then came back
and said it would be ten dollars. I told him to reserve it for Miss
Putnam--my middle name.

I am both terrified and happy, dear Diary, as I lie here in bed with a
hot water bottle at my feet. I have helped the play by buying a box,
and tonight I shall sit in it alone, and he will perceive me there, and
consider that I must be at least twenty, or I would not be there at
the theater alone. Hannah has just come in and offered to lend me three
dollars. I refused haughtily, but at last rang for her and took two. I
might as well have a taxi tonight.


1 A. M. The family was there! I might have known it. Never do I have
any luck. I am a broken thing, crushed to earth. But "Truth crushed to
earth will rise again."--Whittier?

I had my dinner in bed, on account of my cold, and was let severely alone
by the family. At seven I rose and with palpitating fingers dressed
myself in my best evening frock, which is a pale yellow. I put my hair
up, and was just finished, when mother knocked. It was terrible.

I had to duck back into bed and crush everything. But she only looked in
and said to try and behave for the next three hours, and went away.

At a quarter to eight I left the house in a clandestine manner by means
of the cellar and the area steps, and on the pavement drew a long breath.
I was free, and I had twelve dollars.

Act One went well, and no disturbance. Although Adrian started when he
saw me. The yellow looked very well.

I had expected to sit back, sheltered by the curtains, and only visible
from the stage. I have often read of this method. But there were no
curtains. I therefore sat, turning a stoney profile to the audience, and
ignoring it, as though it were not present, trusting to luck that no
one I knew was there.

He saw me. More than that, he hardly took his eyes from the box wherein
I sat. I am sure to that he had mentioned me to the company, for one and
all they stared at me until I think they will know me the next time they
see me.

I still think I would not have been recognized by the family had I not,
in a very quiet scene, commenced to sneeze. I did this several times, and
a lot of people looked annoyed, as though I sneezed because I liked
to sneeze. And I looked back at them defiantly, and in so doing,
encountered the gaze of my maternal parent.

Oh, Dear Diary, that I could have died at that moment, and thus, when
stretched out a pathetic figure, with tuber roses and other flowers, have
compelled their pity. But alas, no. I sneezed again!

Mother was wedged in, and I saw that my only hope was flight. I had not
had more than between three and four dollars worth of the evening, but
I glanced again and Sis was boring holes into me with her eyes. Only
Beresford knew nothing, and was trying to hold Sis's hand under her
opera cloak. Any fool could tell that.

But, as I was about to rise and stand poised, as one may say, for
departure, I caught Adrian's eyes, with a gleam in their deep depths. He
was, at the moment, toying with the bowl of roses. He took one out,
and while the leading lady was talking, he edged his way toward my box.
There, standing very close, apparently by accident, he dropped the rose
into my lap.

Oh Diary! Diary!

I picked it up, and holding it close to me, I flew.

I am now in bed and rather chilly. Mother banged at the door some time
ago, and at last went away, muttering.

I am afraid she is going to be pettish.


JANUARY 22ND. Father came home this morning, and things are looking up.
Mother of course tackled him first thing, and when he came upstairs I
expected an awful time. But my father is a real person, so he only sat
down on the bed, and said:

"Well, chicken, so you're at it again!"

I had to smile, although my chin shook.

"You'd better turn me out and forget me," I said. "I was born for
trouble. My advice to the family is to get out from under. That's all."

"Oh, I don't know," he said. "It's pretty convenient to have a family
to drop on when the slump comes." He thumped himself on the chest.
"A hundred and eighty pounds," he observed, "just intended for little
daughters to fall back on when other things fail."

"Father," I inquired, putting my hand in his, because I had been bearing
my burdens alone, and my strength was failing: "do you believe in Love?"

"DO I!"

"But I mean, not the ordinary attachment between two married people. I
mean Love--the real thing."

"I see! Why, of course I do."

"Did you ever read Pope, father?"

"Pope? Why I--probably, chicken. Why?"

"Then you know what he says: 'Curse on all laws but those which Love has
made.'"

"Look here," he said, suddenly laying a hand on my brow. "I believe you
are feverish."

"Not feverish, but in trouble," I explained. And so I told him the
story, not saying much of my deep passion for Adrian, but merely that
I had formed an attachment for him which would persist during life.
Although I had never yet exchanged a word with him.

Father listened and said it was indeed a sad story, and that he knew my
deep nature, and that I would be true to the end. But he refused to
give me any money, except enough to pay back Hannah and Carter Brooks,
saying:

"Your mother does not wish you to go to the theater again, and who are
we to go against her wishes? And anyhow, maybe if you met this fellow
and talked to him, you would find him a disappointment. Many a
pretty girl I have seen in my time, who didn't pan out according to
specifications when I finally met her."

At this revelation of my beloved father's true self, I was almost
stunned. It is evident that I do not inherit my being true as steel from
him. Nor from my mother, who is like steel in hardness but not in being
true to anything but social position.

As I record this awful day, dear Dairy, there comes again into my mind
the thought that I DO NOT BELONG HERE. I am not like them. I do not even
resemble them in features. And, if I belonged to them, would they
not treat me with more consideration and less discipline? Who, in the
family, has my nose?

It is all well enough for Hannah to observe that I was a pretty baby
with fat cheeks. May not Hannah herself, for some hidden reason, have
brought me here, taking away the real I to perhaps languish unseen and
"waste my sweetness on the desert air"? But that way lies madness.
Life must be made the best of as it is, and not as it might be or indeed
ought to be.

Father promised before he left that I was not to be scolded, as I felt
far from well, and was drinking water about every minute.

"I just want to lie here and think about things," I said, when he was
going. "I seem to have so many thoughts. And father----"

"Yes, chicken."

"If I need any help to carry out a plan I have, will you give it to me,
or will I have to go to total strangers?"

"Good gracious, Bab!" he exclaimed. "Come to me, of course."

"And you'll do what you're told?"

He looked out into the hall to see if mother was near. Then, dear Dairy,
he turned to me and said:

"I always have, Bab. I guess I'll run true to form."


JANUARY 23RD. Much better today. Out and around. Family (mother and
Sis) very dignified and nothing much to say. Evidently have promised
father to restrain themselves. Father rushed and not coming home to
dinner.

Beresford on edge of proposing. Sis very jumpy.


LATER: Jane Raleigh is home for her cousin's wedding! Is coming over. We
shall take a walk, as I have much to tell her.


6 P. M. What an afternoon! How shall I write it? This is a Milestone in
my Life.

I have met him at last. Nay, more. I have been in his dressing room,
conversing as though accustomed to such things all my life. I have
concealed under the mattress a real photograph of him, beneath which he
has written, "Yours always, Adrian Egleston."

I am writing in bed, as the room is chilly--or I am--and by putting out
my hand I can touch his pictured likeness.

Jane came around for me this afternoon, and mother consented to a walk.
I did not have a chance to take Sis's pink hat, as she keeps her door
locked now when not in her room. Which is ridiculous, because I am not
her type, and her things do not suit me very well anyhow. And I have
never borrowed anything but gloves and handkerchiefs, except Maddie's
dress and the hat.

She had, however, not locked her bathroom, and finding a bunch of
violets in the washbowl I put them on. It does not hurt violets to wear
them, and anyhow I knew Carter Brooks had sent them and she ought to
wear only Beresford's flowers if she means to marry him.

Jane at once remarked that I looked changed.

"Naturally," I said, in a blase' manner.

"If I didn't know you, Bab," she observed, "I would say that you are
rouged."

I became very stiff and distant at that. For Jane, although my best
friend, had no right to be suspicious of me.

"How do I look changed?" I demanded.

"I don't know. You--Bab, I believe you are up to some mischief!"

"Mischief?"

"You don't need to pretend to me," she went on, looking into my very
soul. "I have eyes. You're not decked out this way for ME."

I had meant to tell her nothing, but spying just then a man ahead who
walked like Adrian, I was startled. I clutched her arm and closed my
eyes.

"Bab!" she said.

The man turned, and I saw it was not he. I breathed again. But Jane was
watching me, and I spoke out of an overflowing heart.

"For a moment I thought--Jane, I have met THE ONE at last."

"Barbara!" she said, and stopped dead. "Is it any one I know?"

"He is an actor."

"Ye gods!" said Jane, in a tense voice. "What a tragedy!"

"Tragedy indeed," I was compelled to admit. "Jane, my heart is breaking.
I am not allowed to see him. It is all off, forever."

"Darling!" said Jane. "You are trembling all over. Hold on to me. Do
they disapprove?"

"I am never to see him again. Never."

The bitterness of it all overcame me. My eyes suffused with tears.

But I told her, in broken accents, of my determination to stick to him,
no matter what. "I might never be Mrs. Adrian Egleston, but----"

"Adrian Egleston!" she cried, in amazement. "Why Barbara, you lucky
thing!"

So, finding her fuller of sympathy than usual, I violated my vow of
silence and told her all.

And, to prove the truth of what I said, I showed her the sachet over my
heart containing his rose.

"It's perfectly wonderful," Jane said, in an awed tone. "You beat
anything I've ever known for adventures! You are the type men like,
for one thing. But there is one thing I could not stand, in your
place--having to know that he is making love to the heroine every
evening and twice on Wednesdays and--Bab, this is Wednesday!"

I glanced at my wrist watch. It was but two o'clock. Instantly, dear
Dairy, I became conscious of a dual going on within me, between love and
duty. Should I do as instructed and see him no more, thus crushing
my inclination under the iron heel of resolution? Or should I cast my
parents to the winds, and go?

Which?

At last I decided to leave it to Jane. I observed: "I'm forbidden to try
to see him. But I daresay, if you bought some theater tickets and did not
say what the play was, and we went and it happened to be his, it would
not be my fault, would it?"

I cannot recall her reply, or much more, except that I waited in a
pharmacy, and Jane went out, and came back and took me by the arm.

"We're going to the matinee, Bab," she said. "I'll not tell you which
one, because it's to be a surprise." She squeezed my arm. "First row,"
she whispered.

I shall draw a veil over my feelings. Jane bought some chocolates to
take along, but I could eat none. I was thirsty, but not hungry. And my
cold was pretty bad, to.

So we went in, and the curtain went up. When Adrian saw me, in the front
row, he smiled although in the midst of a serious speech about the world
owing him a living. And Jane was terribly excited.

"Isn't he the handsomest thing!" she said. "And oh, Bab, I can see that
he adores you. He is acting for you. All the rest of the people mean
nothing to him. He sees but you."

Well, I had not told her that we had not yet met, and she said I could
do nothing less than send him a note.

"You ought to tell him that you are true, in spite of everything," she
said.

If I had not deceived Jane things would be better. But she was set on my
sending the note. So at last I wrote one on my visiting card, holding
it so she could not read it. Jane is my best friend and I am devoted to
her, but she has no scruples about reading what is not meant for her. I
said:

"Dear Mr. Egleston: I think the play is perfectly wonderful. And you
are perfectly splendid in it. It is perfectly terrible that it is going
to stop.

"(Signed) The girl of the rose."


I know that this seems bold. But I did not feel bold, dear Dairy. It was
such a letter as any one might read, and contained nothing compromising.
Still, I daresay I should not have written it. But "out of the fulness of
the heart the mouth speaketh."

I was shaking so much that I could not give it to the usher. But Jane
did. However, I had sealed it up in an envelope.

Now comes the real surprise, dear Dairy. For the usher came down and
said Mr. Egleston hoped I would go back and see him after the act was
over. I think a pallor must have come over me, and Jane said:

"Bab! Do you dare?"

I said yes, I dared, but that I would like a glass of water. I seemed to
be thirsty all the time. So she got it, and I recovered my savoir fair,
and stopped shaking.

I suppose Jane expected to go along, but I refrained from asking her.
She then said:

"Try to remember everything he says, Bab. I am just crazy about it."

Ah, dear Dairy, how can I write how I felt when being led to him. The
entire scene is engraved on my soul. I, with my very heart in my eyes,
in spite of my efforts to seem cool and collected. He, in front of his
mirror, drawing in the lines of starvation around his mouth for the next
scene, while on his poor feet a valet put the raged shoes of Act II!

He rose when I entered, and took me by the hand.

"Well!" he said. "At last!"

He did not seem to mind the valet, whom he treated like a chair or
table. And he held my hand and looked deep into my eyes.

Ah, dear Dairy, Men may come and Men may go in my life, but never again
will I know such ecstasy as at that moment.

"Sit down," he said. "Little Lady of the rose--but it's violets today,
isn't it? And so you like the play?"

I was by that time somewhat calmer, but glad to sit down, owing to my
knees feeling queer.

"I think it is magnificent," I said.

"I wish there were more like you," he observed. "Just a moment, I have
to make a change here. No need to go out. There's a screen for that very
purpose."

He went behind the screen, and the man handed him a raged shirt over the
top of it, while I sat in a chair and dreamed. What I reflected, would
the School say if it but knew! I felt no remorse. I was there, and
beyond the screen, changing into the garments of penury, was the only
member of the other sex I had ever felt I could truly care for.

Dear Dairy, I am tired and my head aches. I cannot write it all. He was
perfectly respectful, and only his eyes showed his true feelings.
The woman who is the adventuress in the play came to the door, but he
motioned her away with a wave of the hand. And at last it was over, and
he was asking me to come again soon, and if I would care to have one of
his pictures.

I am very sleepy tonight, but I cannot close this record of a
w-o-n-d-e-r-f-u-l d-a-y----


JANUARY 24TH. Cold worse.

Not hearing from Carter Brooks I telephoned him just now. He is sore
about Beresford and said he would not come to the house. So I have asked
him to meet me in the park, and said that there were only two more days,
this being Thursday.


LATER: I have seen Carter, and he has a fine plan. If only father will
do it.

He says the theme is that the world owes Adrian a living, and that the
way to do is to put that strongly before the people.

"Suppose," he said, "that this fellow would go to some big factory, and
demand work. Not ask for it. Demand it. He could pretend to be starving
and say: 'The world owes me a living, and I intend to have it.'"

"But suppose they were sorry for him and gave it to him?" I observed.

"Tut, child," he said. "That would have to be all fixed up first. It
ought to be arranged that he not only be refused, but what's more, that
he'll be thrown out. He'll have to cut up a lot, d'you see, so they'll
throw him out. And we'll have Reporters there, so the story can get
around. You get it, don't you? Your friend, in order to prove that the
idea of the play is right, goes out for a job, and proves that he cannot
demand labor and get it." He stopped and spoke with excitement: "Is he a
real sport? Would he stand being arrested? Because that would cinch it."

But here I drew a line. I would not subject him to such humiliation. I
would not have him arrested. And at last Carter gave in.

"But you get the idea," he said. "There'll be the deuce of a row, and
it's good for a half column on the first page of the evening papers.
Result, a jam that night at the performance, and a new lease of life
for the Play. Egleston comes on, bruised and battered, and perhaps
with a limp. The Labor Unions take up the matter--it's a knock out. I'd
charge a thousand dollars for that idea if I were selling it."

"Bruised!" I exclaimed. "Really bruised or painted on?"

He glared at me impatiently.

"Now see here, Bab," he said. "I'm doing this for you. You've got
to play up. And if your young man won't stand a bang in the eye, for
instance, to earn his bread and butter, he's not worth saving."

"Who are you going to get to--to throw him out?" I asked, in a faltering
tone.

He stopped and stared at me.

"I like that!" he said. "It's not my play that's failing, is it? Go and
tell him the scheme, and then let his manager work it out. And tell him
who I am, and that I have a lot of ideas, but this is the only one I'm
giving away."

We had arrived at the house by that time and I invited him to come in.
But he only glanced bitterly at the windows and observed that they had
taken in the mat with 'Welcome' on it, as far as he was concerned. And
went away.

Although we have never had a mat with 'Welcome' on it.

Dear Diary, I wonder if father would do it? He is gentle and
kindhearted, and it would be painful to him. But to who else can I
turn in my extremity?

I have but one hope. My father is like me. He can be coaxed and if
kindly treated will do anything. But if approached in the wrong way, or
asked to do something against his principals, he becomes a roaring lion.

He would never be bully-ed into giving a man work, even so touching a
personality as Adrian's.


LATER: I meant to ask father tonight, but he has just heard of Beresford
and is in a terrible temper. He says Sis can't marry him, because he
is sure there are plenty of things he could be doing in England, if not
actually fighting.

"He could probably run a bus, and release some one who can fight," he
shouted. "Or he could at least do an honest day's work with his hands.
Don't let me see him, that's all."

"Do I understand that you forbid him the house?" Leila asked, in a cold
fury.

"Just keep him out of my sight," father snapped. "I suppose I can't keep
him from swilling tea while I am away doing my part to help the Allies."

"Oh, rot!" said Sis, in a scornful manner. "While you help your bank
account, you mean. I don't object to that, father, but for heaven's sake
don't put it on altruistic grounds."

She went upstairs then and banged her door, and mother merely set her
lips and said nothing. But when Beresford called, later, Tanney had to
tell him the family was out.

Were it not for our affections, and the necessity for getting married, so
there would be an increase in the population, how happy we could all be!


LATER: I have seen father.

It was a painful evening, with Sis shut away in her room, and father
cutting the ends off cigars in a viscious manner. Mother was NON EST, and
had I not had my memories, it would have been a sickning time.

I sat very still and waited until father softened, which he usually does,
like ice cream, all at once and all over. I sat perfectly still in a
large chair, and except for an occasional sneeze, was quiet.

Only once did my parent address me in an hour, when he said:

"What the devil's making you sneeze so?"

"My nose, I think, sir," I said meekly.

"Humph!" he said. "It's rather a small nose to be making such a racket."

I was cut to the heart, Dear Diary. One of my dearest dreams has always
been a delicate nose, slightly arched and long enough to be truly
aristocratic. Not really acqualine but on the verge. I HATE my little
nose--hate it--hate it--HATE IT.

"Father" I said, rising and on the point of tears. "How can you! To
taunt me with what is not my own fault, but partly hereditary and partly
carelessness. For if you had pinched it in infancy it would have been a
good nose, and not a pug. And----"

"Good gracious!" he exclaimed. "Why, Bab, I never meant to insult your
nose. As a matter of fact, it's a good nose. It's exactly the sort of
nose you ought to have. Why, what in the world would YOU do with a Roman
nose?"

I have not been feeling very well, dear Diary, and so I suddenly began to
weep.

"Why, chicken!" said my father. And made me sit down on his knee. "Don't
tell me that my bit of sunshine is behind a cloud!"

"Behind a nose," I said, feebly.

So he said he liked my nose, even although somewhat swollen, and he kissed
it, and told me I was a little fool, and at last I saw he was about
ready to be tackled. So I observed:

"Father, will you do me a favor?"

"Sure," he said. "How much do you need? Business is pretty good now,
and I've about landed the new order for shells for the English War
Department. I--suppose we make it fifty! Although, we'd better keep it a
secret between the two of us."

I drew myself up, although tempted. But what was fifty dollars to doing
something for Adrian? A mere bagatelle.

"Father," I said, "do you know Miss Everett, my English teacher?"

He remembered the name.

"Would you be willing to do her a great favor?" I demanded intensely.

"What sort of a favor?"

"Her cousin has written a play. She is very fond of her cousin, and
anxious to have him succeed. And it is a lovely play."

He held me off and stared at me.

"So THAT is what you were doing in that box alone!" he exclaimed. "You
incomprehensible child! Why didn't you tell your mother?"

"Mother does not always understand," I said, in a low voice. "I thought,
by buying a box, I would do my part to help Miss Everett's cousin's play
succeed. And as a result I was dragged home, and shamefully treated in the
most mortifying manner. But I am accustomed to brutality."

"Oh, come now," he said. "I wouldn't go as far as that, chicken. Well, I
won't finance the play, but short of that I'll do what I can."

However he was not so agreeable when I told him Carter Brooks' plan. He
delivered a firm no.

"Although," he said, "somebody ought to do it, and show the fallacy of
the play. In the first place, the world doesn't owe the fellow a
living, unless he will hustle around and make it. In the second place
an employer has a right to turn away a man he doesn't want. No one can
force a business to employ Labor."

"Well," I said, "as long as Labor talks and makes a lot of noise, and
Capitol is too dignified to say anything, most people are going to side
with Labor."

He gazed at me.

"Right!" he said. "You've put your finger on it, in true feminine
fashion."

"Then why won't you throw out this man when he comes to you for work? He
intends to force you to employ him."

"Oh, he does, does he?" said father, in a fierce voice. "Well, let him
come. I can stand up for my principals, too. I'll throw him out, all
right."

Dear Diary, the battle is over and I have won. I am very happy. How true
it is that strategy will do more than violence!

We have arranged it all. Adrian is to go to the mill, dressed like a
decayed gentleman, and father will refuse to give him work. I have said
nothing about violence, leaving that to arrange itself.

I must see Adrian and his manager. Carter has promised to tell some
reporters that there may be a story at the mill on Saturday morning. I
am to excited to sleep.

Feel horrid. Forbidden to go out this morning.


JANUARY 25TH. Beresford was here to lunch and he and mother and Sis had
a long talk. He says he has kept it a secret because he did not want his
business known. But he is here to place a shell order for the English War
Department.

"Well," Leila said, "I can hardly wait to tell father and see him curl
up."

"No, no," said Beresford, hastily. "Really you must allow me. I must
inform him myself. I am sure you can see why. This is a thing for men to
settle. Besides, it is a delicate matter. Mr. Archibald is trying to get
the order, and our New York office, if I am willing, is ready to place
it with him."

"Well!" said Leila, in a thunderstruck tone. "If you British don't beat
anything for keeping your own Counsel!"

I could see that he had her hand under the table. It was sickening.

Jane came to see me after lunch. The wedding was that night, and I had
to sit through silver vegetable dishes, and after-dinner coffee sets and
plates and a grand piano and a set of gold vases and a cabushion sapphire
and the bridesmaid's clothes and the wedding supper and heaven knows
what. But at last she said:

"You dear thing--how weary and wan you look!"

I closed my eyes.

"But you don't intend to give him up, do you?"

"Look at me!" I said, in imperious tones. "Do I look like one who would
give him up, because of family objections?"

"How brave you are!" she observed. "Bab, I am green with envy. When I
think of the way he looked at you, and the tones of his voice when he
made love to that--that creature, I am positively SHAKEN."

We sat in somber silence. Then she said:

"I daresay he detests the heroine, doesn't he?"

"He tolerates her," I said, with a shrug.

More silence. I rang for Hannah to bring some ice water. We were in my
boudoir.

"I saw him yesterday," said Jane, when Hannah had gone.

"Jane!"

"In the park. He was with the woman that plays the Adventuress. Ugly old
thing."

I drew a long breath of relief. For I knew that the adventuress was at
least thirty and perhaps more. Besides being both wicked and cruel, and
not at all feminine.

Hannah brought the ice-water and then came in the most maddening way and
put her hand on my forehead.

"I've done nothing but bring you ice-water for two days," she said. "Your
head's hot. I think you need a mustard foot bath and to go to bed."

"Hannah," Jane said, in her loftiest fashion, "Miss Barbara is worried,
not ill. And please close the door when you go out."

Which was her way of telling Hannah to go. Hannah glared at her.

"If you take my advice, Miss Jane," she said. "You'll keep away from
Miss Barbara."

And she went out, slamming the door.

"Well!" gasped Jane. "Such impertinence. Old servant or not, she ought
to have her mouth slapped."

Well, I told Jane the plan and she was perfectly crazy about it. I had
a headache, but she helped me into my street things, and got Sis's rose
hat for me while Sis was at the telephone. Then we went out.

First we telephoned Carter Brooks, and he said tomorrow morning would
do, and he'd give a couple of reporters the word to hang around father's
office at the mill. He said to have Adrian there at ten o'clock.

"Are you sure your father will do it?" he asked. "We don't want a
fliver, you know."

"He's making a principal of it," I said. "When he makes a principal of a
thing, he does it."

"Good for father!" Carter said. "Tell him not to be to gentle. And tell
your actor-friend to make a lot of fuss. The more the better. I'll see
the policeman at the mill, and he'll probably take him up. But we'll get
him out for the matinee. And watch the evening papers."

It was then that a terrible thought struck me. What if Adrian considered
it beneath his profession to advertize, even if indirectly? What if he
preferred the failure of Miss Everett's cousin's play to a bruise on the
eye? What, in short, if he refused?

Dear Dairy, I was stupified. I knew not which way to turn. For men are
not like women, who are dependable and anxious to get along, and will
sacrifice anything for success. No, men are likely to turn on the ones
they love best, if the smallest things do not suit them, such as cold
soup, or sleeves too long from the shirt-maker, or plans made which they
have not been consulted about beforehand.

"Darling!" said Jane, as I turned away, "you look STRICKEN!"

"My head aches," I said, with a weary gesture toward my forehead. It did
ache, for that matter. It is aching now, dear Dairy.

However, I had begun my task and must go through with it. Abandoning
Jane at a corner, in spite of her calling me cruel and even sneaking, I
went to Adrian's hotel, which I had learned of during my seance in
his room while he was changing his garments behind a screen, as it was
marked on a dressing case.

It was then five o'clock.

How nervous I felt as I sent up my name to his chamber. Oh, Dear Diary,
to think that it was but five hours ago that I sat and waited, while
people who guessed not the inner trepidation of my heart past and
repast, and glanced at me and at Leila's pink hat above.

At last he came. My heart beat thunderously, as he approached, striding
along in that familiar walk, swinging his strong and tender arms. And I!
I beheld him coming and could think of not a word to say.

"Well!" he said, pausing in front of me. "I knew I was going to be lucky
today. Friday is my best day."

"I was born on Friday," I said. I could think of nothing else.

"Didn't I say it was my lucky day? But you mustn't sit here. What do you
say to a cup of tea in the restaurant?"

How grown up and like a debutante I felt, Dear Diary, going to have
tea as if I had it every day at school, with a handsome actor across!
Although somewhat uneasy also, owing to the possibility of the family
coming in. But it did not and I had a truly happy hour, not at all
spoiled by looking out the window and seeing Jane going by, with her
eyes popping out, and walking very slowly so I would invite her to come
in.

WHICH I DID NOT.

Dear Diary, HE WILL DO IT. At first he did not understand, and looked
astounded. But when I told him of Carter being in the advertizing
business, and father owning a large mill, and that there would be
reporters and so on, he became thoughtful.

"It's really incredibly clever," he said. "And if it's pulled off right
it ought to be a stampede. But I'd like to see Mr. Brooks. We can't have
it fail, you know." He leaned over the table. "It's straight goods, is
it, Miss er--Barbara? There's nothing phoney about it?"

"Phoney!" I said, drawing back. "Certainly not."

He kept on leaning over the table.

"I wonder," he said, "what makes you so interested in the play?"

Oh, Diary, Diary!

And just then I looked up, and the adventuress was staring in the door
at me with the meanest look on her face.

I draw a veil over the remainder of our happy hour. Suffice it to say
that he considers me exactly the type he finds most attractive, and that
he does not consider my nose too short. We had a long dispute about this.
He thinks I am wrong and says I am not an aquiline type. He says I am
romantic and of a loving disposition. Also somewhat reckless, and he
gave me good advice about doing what my family consider for my good, at
least until I come out.

But our talk was all too short, for a fat man with three rings on came
in, and sat down with us, and ordered a whiskey and soda. My blood
turned cold, for fear some one I knew would come in and see me sitting
there in a drinking party.

And my blood was right to turn cold. For, just as he had told the
manager about the arrangement I had made, and the manager said "Bully"
and raised his glass to drink to me I looked across and there was
mother's aunt, old Susan Paget, sitting near, with the most awful face
I ever saw!

I collapsed in my chair.

Dear Diary, I only remember saying, "Well, remember, ten o'clock. And
dress up like a gentleman in hard luck," and his saying: "Well, I hope
I'm a gentleman, and the hard luck's no joke," and then I went away.

And now, Dear Diary, I am in bed, and every time the telephone rings
I have a chill. And in between times I drink ice-water and sneeze. How
terrible a thing is love.


LATER: I can hardly write. Switzerland is a settled thing. Father is not
home tonight and I cannot appeal to him. Susan Paget said I was drinking
too, and mother is having the vibrator used on her spine. If I felt
better I would run away.


JANUARY 26TH. How can I write what has happened? It is so terrible.

Beresford went at ten o'clock to ask for Leila, and did not send in his
card for fear father would refuse to see him. And father thought, from
his saying that he had come to ask for something, and so on, that it
was Adrian, and threw him out. He ordered him out first, and Beresford
refused to go, and they had words, and then there was a fight. The
reporters got it, and it is in all the papers. Hannah has just brought
one in. It is headed "Manufacturer assaults Peer." Leila is in bed, and
the doctor is with her.


LATER: Adrian has disappeared. The manager has just called up, and with
shaking knees I went to the telephone. Adrian went to the mill a little
after ten, and has not been seen since.

It is in vain I protest that he has not eloped with me. It is almost
time now for the matinee and no Adrian. What shall I do?


SATURDAY, 11 P.M. Dear Diary, I have the measles. I am all broken out,
and look horrible. But what is a sickness of the body compared to the
agony of my mind? Oh, Dear Diary, to think of what has happened since
last I saw your stainless pages!

What is a sickness to a broken heart? And to a heart broken while trying
to help another who did not deserve to be helped. But if he deceived me,
he has paid for it, and did until he was rescued at ten o'clock tonight.

I have been given a sleeping medicine, and until it takes affect I shall
write out the tragedy of this day, omitting nothing. The trained nurse
is asleep on a cot, and her cap is hanging on the foot of the bed.

I have tried it on, Dear Diary, and it is very becoming. If they insist
on Switzerland I think I shall run away and be a trained nurse. It is
easy work, although sleeping on a cot is not always comfortable. But
at least a trained nurse leads her own life and is not bullied by her
family. And more, she does good constantly.

I feel tonight that I should like to do good, and help the sick, and
perhaps go to the front. I know a lot of college men in the American
Ambulance.

I shall never go on the stage, Dear Diary. I know now its deceitfulness
and vicissitudes. My heart has bled until it can bleed no more, as a
result of a theatrical Adonis. I am through with the theater forever.

I shall begin at the beginning. I left off where Adrian had disappeared.

Although feeling very strange, and looking a queer red color in my
mirror, I rose and dressed myself. I felt that something had slipped, and
I must find Adrian. (It is strange with what coldness I write that once
beloved name.)

While dressing I perceived that my chest and arms were covered
with small red dots, but I had no time to think of myself. I slipped
downstairs and outside the drawing room I heard mother conversing in a
loud and angry tone with a visitor. I glanced in, and ye gods!

It was the adventuress.

Drawing somewhat back, I listened. Oh, Diary, what a revelation!

"But I MUST see her," she was saying. "Time is flying. In a half hour
the performance begins, and--he cannot be found."

"I can't understand," mother said, in a stiff manner. "What can my
daughter Barbara know about him?"

The adventuress sniffed. "Humph!" she said. "She knows, alright. And
I'd like to see her in a hurry, if she is in the house."

"Certainly she is in the house," said mother.

"ARE YOU SURE OF THAT? Because I have every reason to believe she has
run away with him. She has been hanging around him all week, and only
yesterday afternoon I found them together. She had some sort of a scheme,
he said afterwards, and he wrinkled a coat under his mattress last
night. He said it was to look as if he had slept in it. I know nothing
further of your daughter's scheme. But I know he went out to meet her. He
has not been seen since. His manager has hunted for to hours."

"Just a moment," said mother, in a frigid tone. "Am I to understand
that this--this Mr. Egleston is----"

"He is my Husband."

Ah, Dear Diary, that I might then and there have passed away. But I did
not. I stood there, with my heart crushed, until I felt strong enough to
escape. Then I fled, like a guilty soul. It was ghastly.

On the doorstep I met Jane. She gazed at me strangely when she saw my
face, and then clutched me by the arm.

"Bab!" she cried. "What on the earth is the matter with your
complexion?"

But I was desperate.

"Let me go!" I said. "Only lend me two dollars for a taxi and let me go.
Something horrible has happened."

She gave me ninety cents, which was all she had, and I rushed down the
street, followed by her piercing gaze.

Although realizing that my life, at least the part of it pertaining to
sentiment, was over, I knew that, single or married, I must find him.
I could not bare to think that I, in my desire to help, had ruined
Miss Everett's cousin's play. Luckily I got a taxi at the corner, and
I ordered it to drive to the mill. I sank back, bathed in hot
perspiration, and on consulting my bracelet watch found I had but twenty
five minutes until the curtain went up.

I must find him, but where and how! I confess for a moment that I
doubted my own father, who can be very fierce on occasion. What if,
maddened by his mistake about Beresford, he had, on being approached by
Adrian, been driven to violence? What if, in my endeavor to help one who
was unworthy, I had led my poor paternal parent into crime?

Hell is paved with good intentions. SAMUEL JOHNSTON.


On driving madly into the mill yard, I suddenly remembered that it was
Saturday and a half holiday. The mill was going, but the offices were
closed. Father, then, was immured in the safety of his club, and could
not be reached except by pay telephone. And the taxi was now ninety
cents.

I got out, and paid the man. I felt very dizzy and queer, and was very
thirsty, so I went to the hydrant in the yard and got a drink of water.
I did not as yet suspect measles, but laid it all to my agony of mind.

Having thus refreshed myself, I looked about, and saw the yard
policeman, a new one who did not know me, as I am away at school most of
the time, and the family is not expected to visit the mill, because of
dirt and possible accidents.

I approached him, however, and he stood still and stared at me.

"Officer" I said, in my most dignified tones. "I am looking for a--for a
gentleman who came here this morning to look for work."

"There was about two hundred lined up here this morning, Miss," he said.
"Which one would it be, now?"

How my heart sank!

"About what time would he be coming?" he said. "Things have been kind of
mixed-up around here today, owing to a little trouble this morning. But
perhaps I'll remember him."

But, although Adrian is of an unusual type, I felt that I could not
describe him, besides having a terrible headache. So I asked if he would
lend me carfare, which he did with a strange look.

"You're not feeling sick, Miss, are you?" he said. But I could not stay
to converse, as it was then time for the curtain to go up, and still no
Adrian.

I had but one refuge in mind, Carter Brooks, and to him I fled on the
wings of misery in the street car. I burst into his advertizing office
like a fury.

"Where is he?" I demanded. "Where have you and your plotting hidden
him?"

"Who? Beresford?" he asked in a placid manner. "He is at his hotel, I
believe, putting beefsteak on a bad eye. Believe me, Bab----"

"Beresford!" I cried, in scorn and wretchedness. "What is he to me? Or
his eye either? I refer to Mr. Egleston. It is time for the curtain
to go up now, and unless he has by this time returned, there can be no
performance."

"Look here," Carter said suddenly, "you look awfully queer, Bab. Your
face----"

I stamped my foot.

"What does my face matter?" I demanded. "I no longer care for him, but I
have ruined Miss Everett's cousin's play unless he turns up. Am I to be
sent to Switzerland with that on my soul?"

"Switzerland!" he said slowly. "Why, Bab, they're not going to do that,
are they? I--I don't want you so far away."

Dear Dairy, I am unsuspicious by nature, believing all mankind to be my
friends until proven otherwise. But there was a gloating look in Carter
Brooks' eyes as they turned on me.

"Carter!" I said, "you know where he is and you will not tell me. You
WISH to ruin him."

I was about to put my hand on his arm, but he drew away.

"Look here," he said. "I'll tell you something, but please keep back.
Because you look like smallpox to me. I was at the mill this morning.
I do not know anything about your actor-friend. He's probably only
been run over or something. But I saw Beresford going in, and I--well, I
suggested that he'd better walk in on your father or he wouldn't get in.
It worked, Bab. HOW IT DID WORK! He went in and said he had come to ask
your father for something, and your father blew up by saying that he knew
about it, but that the world only owed a living to the man who would
hustle for it, and that he would not be forced to take any one he did
not want.

"And in two minutes Beresford hit him, and got a response. It was a
million dollars worth."

So he babbled on. But what were his words to me?

Dear Diary, I gave no thought to the smallpox he had mentioned, although
fatal to the complexion. Or to the fight at the mill. I heard only
Adrian's possible tragic fate. Suddenly I collapsed, and asked for a
drink of water, feeling horrible, very wobbly and unable to keep my
knees from bending.

And the next thing I remember is father taking me home, and Adrian's
fate still a deep mystery, and remaining such, while I had a warm sponge
to bring out the rest of the rash, followed by a sleep--it being measles
and not smallpox.

Oh, Dear Diary, what a story I learned when having wakened and feeling
better, my father came tonight and talked to me from the doorway, not
being allowed in.

Adrian had gone to the mill, and father, having thrown Beresford out
and asserted his principals, had not thrown him out, BUT HAD GIVEN HIM
A JOB IN THE MILL. And the Policeman had given him no chance to escape,
which he attempted. He was dragged to the shell plant and there locked
in, because of spies. The plant is under military guard.

And there he had been compelled to drag a wheelbarrow back and forth
containing charcoal for a small furnace, for hours!

Even when Carter found him he could not be released, as father was in
hiding from reporters, and would not go to the telephone or see callers.

He labored until 10 p.m., while the theater remained dark, and people
got their money back.

I have ruined him. I have also ruined Miss Everett's cousin.

* * * * *

The nurse is still asleep. I think I will enter a hospital. My career is
ended, my life is blasted.

I reach under the mattress and draw out the picture of him who today
I have ruined, compelling him to do manual labor for hours, although
unaccustomed to it. He is a great actor, and I believe has a future. But
my love for him is dead. Dear Diary, he deceived me, and that is one
thing I cannot forgive.

So now I sit here among my pillows, while the nurse sleeps, and I
reflect about many things. But one speech rings in my ears over and
over.

Carter Brooks, on learning about Switzerland, said it in a strange
manner, looking at me with inscrutable eyes.

"Switzerland! Why, Bab--I don't want you to go so far away."

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY IT?

* * * * *

Dear Dairy, you will have to be burned, I daresay. Perhaps it is as well.
I have p o r e d out my H-e-a-r-t----








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