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Title: Pipe and Pouch
       The Smoker's Own Book of Poetry

Author: Various

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Smoker

PIPE AND POUCH

THE

Smoker's Own Book of Poetry

COMPILED BY

JOSEPH KNIGHT

BOSTON

JOSEPH KNIGHT COMPANY

1895


[pg iv]

Copyright, 1894,

BY JOSEPH KNIGHT.

University Press:

JOHN WILSON AND SON, CAMBRIDGE, U.S.A.


[pg v]

Dedicated

TO MY FRIEND AND FELLOW-SMOKER,

WALTER MONTGOMERY JACKSON.


[pg vii]

PREFACE.

This is an age of anthologies. Collections of poetry covering a wide range of subjects have appeared of late, and seem to have met with favor and approval. Not to the busy man only, but to the student of literature such compilations are of value. It is sometimes objected that they tend to discourage wide reading and original research; but the overwhelming flood of books would seem to make them a necessity. Unless one has the rare gift of being able to sprint through a book, as Andrew Lang says Mr. Gladstone does, it is surely well to make use of the labors of the industrious compiler. Such collections are often the result of wide reading and patient labor. Frequently the larger part is made up of single poems, the happy and perhaps only inspiration of the writer, gleaned from the poet's corner of the newspaper or the pages of a magazine. This is specially true of the present compilation, the first on the subject aiming at [pg viii] anything like completeness. Brief collections of prose and poetry combined have already been published; but so much of value has been omitted that there seemed to be room for a better book. A vast amount has been written in praise of tobacco, much of it commonplace or lacking in poetic quality. While some of the verse here gathered is an obvious echo, or passes into unmistakable parody, it has been the aim of the compiler to maintain, as far as possible, a high standard and include only the best. From the days of Raleigh to the present time, literature abounds in allusions to tobacco. The Elizabethan writers constantly refer to it, often in praise though sometimes in condemnation. The incoming of the "Indian weed" created a great furore, and scarcely any other of the New World discoveries was talked about so much. Ben Jonson, Marlowe, Fletcher, Spenser, Dekker, and many other of the poets and dramatists of the time, make frequent reference to it; and no doubt at the Mermaid tavern, pipes and tobacco found a place beside the sack and ale. Singular to say, Shakespeare makes no reference to it; and only once in his essay "Of Plantations," as far as the compiler has been able to discover, does Bacon speak of it. Shakespeare's silence has been explained on the [pg ix] theory that he could not introduce any reference to the newly discovered plant without anachronism; but he did not often let a little thing of this kind stand in his way. It has been suggested, on the other hand, that he avoided all reference to it out of deference to King James I., who wrote the famous "Counterblast." Whichever theory is correct, the fact remains, and it may be an interesting contribution to the Bacon-Shakespeare controversy. Queen Elizabeth never showed any hostility to tobacco; but her successors, James I. and the two Charleses, and Cromwell were its bitter opponents. Notwithstanding its enemies, who just as fiercely opposed the introduction of tea and coffee, its use spread over Europe and the world, and prince and peasant alike yielded to its mild but irresistible sway. Poets and philosophers drew solace and inspiration from the pipe. Milton, Addison, Fielding, Hobbes, and Newton were all smokers. It is said Newton was smoking under a tree in his garden when the historic apple fell. Scott, Campbell, Byron, Hood, and Lamb all smoked, and Carlyle and Tennyson were rarely without a pipe in their mouths. The great novelists, Thackeray, Dickens, and Bulwer were famous smokers; and so were the great soldiers, Napoleon, Blücher, and Grant. While [pg x] nearly all the poems here gathered together were written, and perhaps could only have been written, by smokers, several among the best are the work of authors who never use the weed,—one by a man, two or three by women. Among the more recent writers there has been no more devoted smoker than Mr. Lowell, as his recently published letters testify. Three of the most delightful poems in praise of smoking are his, and with Mr. Aldrich's charming "Latakia" are the gems of the collection. The compiler desires to express his grateful acknowledgments to friends who have permitted him to use their work and have otherwise aided him from time to time; and to the many unknown authors whose poems are here gathered, and whom it was quite impossible to reach; and to Messrs. Houghton, Mifflin, & Company, Harper & Brothers, The Bowen-Merrill Company, and the publishers of "Outlook," for their gracious permission to include copyrighted poems.

J.K.

BOSTON, July, 1894.


[pg xi]

CONTENTS.

A.

PAGE

Acrostic J.H. 44

Ad Nicotina E.N.S. 118

Another Match Cope's Tobacco Plant 45

Ashes De Witt Sterry 47

B.

Bachelor's Invocation, A Pall Mall Gazette 182

Bachelor's Views, A Tom Hall 177

Bachelor's Soliloquy Cigar and Tobacco World 95

Ballad of the Pipe, The Hermann Rave 69

Ballade of Tobacco, The Brander Matthews 54

Betrothed, The Rudyard Kipling 108

Brief Puff of Smoke, A Selim 19

C.

Cannon Song H.P. Peck 85

Chibouque Francis S. Saltus 173

Choosing a wife by a Pipe of Tobacco Gentleman's Magazine 48

Cigar, The Thomas Hood 153

Cigarette Rings J. Ashby-Sterry 147

Cigars and Beer George Arnold 166

Clouds Bauernfeld 52

Confession of a Cigar Smoker Anon. 158

[pg xii]

D.

Discovery of Tobacco Cigar and Tobacco World 64

Dreamer's Pipe, The New Orleans Times Democrat 96

Duet, The Ella Wheeler Wilcox 174

E.

Edifying Reflections of a Tobacco Smoker Translated from the German 58

Effusion by a Cigar Smoker Horace Smith 167

Encomium on Tobacco, An Anon. 36

Epitaph Anon. 17

F.

Farewell to Tobacco, A Charles Lamb 100

Farmer's Pipe, The George Cooper 7

Forsaken of all comforts Sir Robert Ayton 140

Free Puff, A Arthur Irving Gray 121

Friend of my youth Anon. 164

G.

Geordie to his Tobacco Pipe George S. Phillips 25

Glass is Good, A John O'Keefe 94

Good Cigar, A Norris Bull 93

H.

Happy Smoking Ground, The Richard Le Gallienne 145

Her Brother's Cigarette Anon. 79

He Respondeth Life 55

How it Once Was New York Sun 78

I.

If I were King W.E. Henley 171

I like Cigars Ella Wheeler Wilcox 121

[pg xiii]

In Favor of Tobacco Samuel Rowlands 52

Ingin Summer Eva Wilder McGlasson 57

Inscription for a Tobacco Jar Cope's Tobacco Plant 12

In Rotten Row W.E. Henley 174

In the ol' Tobacker Patch S.Q. Lapius 80

In the smoke of my dear cigarito Camilla K. von K. 92

Invocation to Tobacco Henry James Mellen 31

In wreaths of Smoke Frank Newton Holman 46

It may be Weeds Anon. 23

K.

"Keats took Snuff" The Globe 68

Knickerbocker Austin Dobson 63

L.

Last Pipe, The London Spectator 12

Latakia T.B. Aldrich 142

Latest Comfort, The F.W. Littleton Hay 157

Loss, A Judy 128

Lost Lotus, The Anon. 60

M.

Mæcenas Bids his Friend to Dine Anon. 81

Meerschaum Wrongfellow 119

Motto for a Tobacco Jar Anon. 12

My After-Dinner Cloud Henry S. Leigh 143

My Cigar Arthur W. Gundry 2

My Cigarette Richard Barnard 52

My Cigarette Charles F. Lummis 113

My Cigarette Tom Hall 176

My Friendly Pipe Detroit Tribune 94

My Little Brown Pipe Amelia E. Barr 138

My Meerschaum Pipe Johnson M. Mundy 123

My Meerschaums Charles F. Lummis 131

[pg xiv]

My Pipe German Smoking Song 7

My Pipe and I Elton J. Buckley 106

My Three Loves Henry S. Leigh 50

O.

Ode of Thanks, A James Russell Lowell 33

Ode to My Pipe Andrew Wynter 14

Ode to Tobacco Daniel Webster 95

Ode to Tobacco C.S. Calverly 134

Old Clay Pipe, The A.B. Van Fleet 71

Old Pipe of Mine John J. Gormley 83

Old Sweetheart of Mine, An James Whitcomb Riley 165

On a Broken Pipe Anon. 112

On a Tobacco Jar Bernard Barker 38

On Receipt of a Rare Pipe W.H.B. 135

P.

Patriotic Smoker's Lament St. James Gazette 41

Pernicious Weed William Cowper 73

Pipe and Tobacco German Folk Song 156

Pipe Critic, The Walter Littlefield 115

Pipe of Tobacco, A John Usher 15

Pipe of Tobacco, A Henry Fielding 163

Pipes and Beer Edgar Fawcett 178

Pipe you make Yourself, The Henry E. Brown 172

Poet's Pipe, The Charles Baudelaire 2

Pot and a Pipe of Tobacco, A Universal Songster 169

S.

Scent of a good Cigar, The Kate A. Carrington 61

Seasonable Sweets C. 23

Sic Transit W.B. Anderson 108

Sir Walter Raleigh! name of worth Anon. 158

Smoke and Chess Samuel W. Duffield 10

[pg xv]

Smoke is the Food of Lovers Jacob Cats 51

Smoker's Reverie, The Anon. 17

Smoker's Calendar, The Anon. 159

Smoke Traveller, The Irving Browne #74

Smoking Away Francis Miles Finch 98

Smoking Song Anon. 77

Smoking Spiritualized Ralph Erskine 148

Song of the Smoke-Wreaths L.T.A. 9

Song without a Name, A W. Lloyd 117

Sublime Tobacco Lord Byron 97

Sweet Smoking Pipe Anon. 146

Symphony in Smoke, A Harper's Bazaar 22

T.

Those Ashes R.K. Munkittrick 130

Titlepage Dedication Anon. 44

To an Old Pipe De Witt Sterry 43

To a Pipe of Tobacco Gentleman's Magazine 91

Tobacco George Wither 86

Tobacco Thomas Jones 151

Tobacco is an Indian Weed From "Pills to Purge Melancholy" 150

Tobacco, some say Anon. 164

To C.F. Bradford James Russell Lowell 5

To My Cigar Charles Sprague 62

To My Cigar Friedrich Marc 165

To My Meerschaum P.D.R. 82

Too Great a Sacrifice Anon. 90

To see her Pipe Awry C.F. 55

To the Rev. Mr. Newton William Cowper 126

To the Tobacco Pipe The Meteor, London 39

True Leucothoë, The Anon. 129

'Twas off the Blue Canaries Joseph Warren Fabens 140

Two other Hearts London Tobacco 73

[pg xvi]

V.

Valentine, A Anon. 113

Virginia's kingly Plant Anon. 87

Virginia Tobacco Stanley Gregson 31

W.

Warning, A Arthur Lovell 124

What I Like H.L. 131

Winter Evening Hymn to My Fire, A James Russell Lowell 105

With Pipe and Book Richard Le Gallienne 1


[pg 1]

PIPE AND POUCH


WITH PIPE AND BOOK.

With Pipe and Book at close of day,

Oh, what is sweeter, mortal, say?

It matters not what book on knee,

Old Izaak or the Odyssey,

It matters not meerschaum or clay.

And though one's eyes will dream astray,

And lips forget to sue or sway,

It is "enough to merely be,"

With Pipe and Book.

What though our modern skies be gray,

As bards aver, I will not pray

For "soothing Death" to succor me,

But ask this much, O Fate, of thee,

A little longer yet to stay

With Pipe and Book.

RICHARD LE GALLIENNE.

[pg 2]

A POET'S PIPE.

From the French of Charles Baudelaire.

A poet's pipe am I,

And my Abyssinian tint

Is an unmistakable hint

That he lays me not often by.

When his soul is with grief o'erworn

I smoke like the cottage where

They are cooking the evening fare

For the laborer's return.

I enfold and cradle his soul

In the vapors moving and blue

That mount from my fiery mouth;

And there is power in my bowl

To charm his spirit and soothe,

And heal his weariness too.

RICHARD HERNE SHEPHERD.


MY CIGAR.

In spite of my physician, who is, entre nous, a fogy,

And for every little pleasure has some pathologic bogy,

Who will bear with no small vices, and grows dismally prophetic

If I wander from the weary way of virtue dietetic;

[pg 3]

In spite of dire forewarnings that my brains will all be scattered,

My memory extinguished, and my nervous system shattered,

That my hand will take to trembling, and my heart begin to flutter,

My digestion turn a rebel to my very bread and butter;

As I puff this mild Havana, and its ashes slowly lengthen,

I feel my courage gather and my resolution strengthen:

I will smoke, and I will praise you, my cigar, and I will light you

With tobacco-phobic pamphlets by the learnéd prigs who fight you!

Let him who has a mistress to her eyebrow write a sonnet,

Let the lover of a lily pen a languid ode upon it;

In such sentimental subjects I'm a Philistine and cynic,

And prefer the inspiration drawn from sources nicotinic.

So I sing of you, dear product of (I trust you are) Havana,

And if there's any question as to how my verses scan, a

Reason is my shyness in the Muses' aid invoking,

As, like other ancient maidens, they perchance object to smoking.

[pg 4]

I have learnt with you the wisdom of contemplative quiescence,

While the world is in a ferment of unmeaning effervescence,

That its jar and rush and riot bring no good one-half so sterling

As your fleecy clouds of fragrance that are now about me curling.

So, let stocks go up or downward, and let politicians wrangle,

Let the parsons and philosophers grope in a wordy tangle,

Let those who want them scramble for their dignities or dollars,

Be millionnaires or magnates, or senators or scholars.

I will puff my mild Havana, and I quietly will query,

Whether, when the strife is over, and the combatants are weary,

Their gains will be more brilliant than its faint expiring flashes,

Or more solid than this panful of its dead and sober ashes.

ARTHUR W. GUNDRY.

[pg 5]

TO C.F. BRADFORD.

On the Gift of a Meerschaum Pipe.

The pipe came safe, and welcome, too,

As anything must be from you;

A meerschaum pure, 'twould float as light

As she the girls called Amphitrite.

Mixture divine of foam and clay,

From both it stole the best away:

Its foam is such as crowns the glow

Of beakers brimmed by Veuve Clicquot;

Its clay is but congested lymph

Jove chose to make some choicer nymph;

And here combined,—why, this must be

The birth of some enchanted sea,

Shaped to immortal form, the type

And very Venus of a pipe.

When high I heap it with the weed

From Lethe wharf, whose potent seed

Nicotia, big from Bacchus, bore

And cast upon Virginia's shore,

I'll think,—So fill the fairer bowl

And wise alembic of thy soul,

With herbs far-sought that shall distil,

Not fumes to slacken thought and will,

But bracing essences that nerve

To wait, to dare, to strive, to serve.

[pg 6]

When curls the smoke in eddies soft,

And hangs a shifting dream aloft,

That gives and takes, though chance-designed,

The impress of the dreamer's mind,

I'll think,—So let the vapors bred

By passion, in the heart or head,

Pass off and upward into space,

Waving farewells of tenderest grace,

Remembered in some happier time,

To blend their beauty with my rhyme.

While slowly o'er its candid bowl

The color deepens (as the soul

That burns in mortals leaves its trace

Of bale or beauty on the face),

I'll think,—So let the essence rare

Of years consuming make me fair;

So, 'gainst the ills of life profuse,

Steep me in some narcotic juice;

And if my soul must part with all

That whiteness which we greenness call,

Smooth back, O Fortune, half thy frown,

And make me beautifully brown!

Dream-forger, I refill thy cup

With reverie's wasteful pittance up,

And while the fire burns slow away,

Hiding itself in ashes gray,

I'll think,—As inward Youth retreats,

Compelled to spare his wasting heats,

[pg 7]

When Life's Ash-Wednesday comes about,

And my head's gray with fires burnt out,

While stays one spark to light the eye,

With the last flash of memory,

'Twill leap to welcome C.F.B.,

Who sent my favorite pipe to me.

JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL.


MY PIPE.

When love grows cool, thy fire still warms me;

When friends are fled, thy presence charms me.

If thou art full, though purse be bare,

I smoke, and cast away all care!

German Smoking Song.


THE FARMER'S PIPE.

Make a picture, dreamy smoke,

In my still and cosey room;

From the fading past evoke

Forms that breathe of summer's bloom.

Bashful Will and rosy Nell—

Ah, I watch them now at play

By the mossy wayside well

As I did twelve years to-day.

[pg 8]

We were younger then, my pipe:

You are dingy now and worn;

And my fruit is more than ripe,

And my fields are brown and shorn.

Nell has merry eyes of blue,

And is timid, pure, and mild;

Will is fair and brave and true,

And a neighboring farmer's child.

Little maid is busy, too,

Making rare, fictitious pies,

Just as any wife would do,

Looking, meanwhile, wondrous wise.

Drawing water from the well,

Delving sand upon the hill,

Going here and there for Nell,—

That's her helpmate, willing Will.

Yonder, in the waning light,

Hand in hand the truants come,

Nell so fearful lest the night

Should fall around her far from home.

Fading, fading, skyward flies

This joy-picture you have limned;

Pipe of mine, the quiet skies

Of my life you leave undimmed.

[pg 9]

Nell and Will are lovers now;

There they stray in dying light.

That's a kiss! Ah, well, somehow

Nell's no more afraid at night!

GEORGE COOPER.


SONG OF THE SMOKE-WREATHS.

Sung to the Smokers.

Not like clouds that cap the mountains,

Not like mists that mask the sea,

Not like vapors round the fountains,—

Soft and clear and warm are we.

Hear the tempest, how its minions

Tear the clouds and heap the snows!

No storm-rage is in our pinions;

Who knows us, 'tis peace he knows.

Soaring from the burning censers,

Stealing forth through all the air,

Hovering as the mild dispensers

Over you of blisses rare,

Softly float we, softly blend we,

Tinted from the deep blue sky,

Scented from the myrrh-lands, bend we

Downward to you ere we die.

[pg 10]

Ease we bring, and airy fancies,

Sober thoughts with visions gay,

Peace profound with daring glances

Through the clouds to endless day.

Not like clouds that cap the mountains,

Not like mists that mask the sea,

Not like vapors round the fountains,—

Soft and clear and warm are we.

L.T.A., in London Society.


SMOKE AND CHESS.

We were sitting at chess as the sun went down;

And he, from his meerschaum's glossy brown,

With a ring of smoke made his king a crown.

The cherry stem, with its amber tip,

Thoughtfully rested on his lip,

As the goblet's rim from which heroes sip.

And, looking out through the early green,

He called on his patron saint, I ween,—

That misty maiden, Saint Nicotine,—

While ever rested that crown so fair,

Poised in the warm and pulseless air,

On the carven chessman's ivory hair.

[pg 11]

Dreamily wandered the game along,

Quietly moving at even-song,

While the striving kings stood firm and strong,

Until that one which of late was crowned

Flinched from a knight's determined bound,

And in sullen majesty left the ground,

Reeling back; and it came to pass

That, waiting to mutter no funeral mass,

A bishop had dealt him the coup de grace.

And so, as we sat, we reasoned still

Of fate and of fortune, of human will,

And what are the purposes men fulfil.

For we see at last, when the truth arrives,

The moves on the chess-board of our lives,—

That fields may be lost, though the king survives.

Not always he whom the world reveres

Merits its honor or wins its cheers,

Standing the best at the end of the years.

Not always he who has lost the fight

Rises again with the coming light,

Battles anew for his ancient right.

SAMUEL W. DUFFIELD.

[pg 12]

INSCRIPTION FOR A TOBACCO JAR.

Keep me at hand; and as my fumes arise,

You'll find a jar the gates of Paradise.

Copes Tobacco Plant.


MOTTO FOR A TOBACCO JAR.

Come! don't refuse sweet Nicotina's aid,

But woo the goddess through a yard of clay;

And soon you'll own she is the fairest maid

To stifle pain, and drive old Care away.

Nor deem it waste; what though to ash she burns,

If for your outlay you get good returns!


THE LAST PIPE.

When head is sick and brain doth swim,

And heavy hangs each unstrung limb,

'Tis sweet through smoke-puffs, wreathing slow,

To watch the firelight flash or glow.

As each soft cloud floats up on high,

Some worry takes its wings to fly;

And Fancy dances with the flame,

Who lay so labor-crammed and lame;

While the spent Will, the slack Desire,

Re-kindle at the dying fire,

And burn to meet the morrow's sun

With all its day's work to be done.

[pg 13]

The tedious tangle of the Law,

Your work ne'er done without some flaw;

Those ghastly streets that drive one mad,

With children joyless, elders sad,

Young men unmanly, girls going by

Bold-voiced, with eyes unmaidenly;

Christ dead two thousand years agone,

And kingdom come still all unwon;

Your own slack self that will not rise

Whole-hearted for the great emprise,—

Well, all these dark thoughts of the day

As thin smoke's shadow drift away.

And all those magic mists unclose,

And a girl's face amid them grows,—

The very look she's wont to wear,

The wild rose blossoms in her hair,

The wondrous depths of her pure eyes,

The maiden soul that 'neath them lies,

That fears to meet, yet will not fly,

Your stranger spirit drawing nigh.

What if our times seem sliding down?

She lives, creation's flower and crown.

What if your way seems dull and long?

Each tiny triumph over wrong,

Each effort up through sloth and fear,

And she and you are brought more near.

So rapping out these ashes light,—

"My pipe, you've served me well to-night."

London Spectator.

[pg 14]

ODE TO MY PIPE.

O Blessed pipe,

That now I clutch within my gripe,

What joy is in thy smooth, round bowl,

As black as coal!

So sweetly wed

To thy blanched, gradual thread,

Like Desdemona to the Moor,

Thou pleasure's core.

What woman's lip

Could ever give, like thy red tip,

Such unremitting store of bliss,

Or such a kiss?

Oh, let me toy,

Ixion-like, with cloudy joy;

Thy stem with a most gentle slant

I eye askant!

Unseen, unheard,

Thy dreamy nectar is transferred,

The while serenity astride

Thy neck doth ride.

A burly cloud

Doth now thy outward beauties shroud:

And now a film doth upward creep,

Cuddling the cheek.

[pg 15]

And now a ring,

A mimic silver quoit, takes wing;

Another and another mount on high,

Then spread and die.

They say in story

That good men have a crown of glory;

O beautiful and good, behold

The crowns unfold!

How did they live?

What pleasure could the Old World give

That ancient miserable lot

When thou wert not?

Oh, woe betide!

My oldest, dearest friend hath died,—

Died in my hand quite unaware,

Oh, Baccy rare!

ANDREW WYNTER.


A PIPE OF TOBACCO.

Let the toper regale in his tankard of ale,

Or with alcohol moisten his thrapple,

Only give me, I pray, a good pipe of soft clay,

Nicely tapered and thin in the stapple;

And I shall puff, puff, let who will say, "Enough!"

No luxury else I'm in lack o',

No malice I hoard 'gainst queen, prince, duke, or lord,

While I pull at my pipe of tobacco.

[pg 16]

When I feel the hot strife of the battle of life,

And the prospect is aught but enticin',

Mayhap some real ill, like a protested bill,

Dims the sunshine that tinged the horizon:

Only let me puff, puff,—be they ever so rough,

All the sorrows of life I lose track o',

The mists disappear, and the vista is clear,

With a soothing mild pipe of tobacco.

And when joy after pain, like the sun after rain,

Stills the waters, long turbid and troubled,

That life's current may flow with a ruddier glow,

And the sense of enjoyment be doubled,—

Oh! let me puff, puff, till I feel quantum suff.,

Such luxury still I'm in lack o';

Be joy ever so sweet, it would be incomplete,

Without a good pipe of tobacco.

Should my recreant muse—sometimes apt to refuse

The guidance of bit and of bridle—

Still blankly demur, spite of whip and spur,

Unimpassioned, inconstant, or idle;

Only let me puff, puff, till the brain cries, "Enough!"

Such excitement is all I'm in lack o',

And the poetic vein soon to fancy gives rein,

Inspired by a pipe of tobacco.

And when, with one accord, round the jovial board,

In friendship our bosoms are glowing,

While with toast and with song we the evening prolong,

And with nectar the goblets are flowing;

[pg 17]

Still let us puff, puff,—be life smooth, be it rough,

Such enjoyment we're ever in lack o';

The more peace and good-will will abound as we fill

A jolly good pipe of tobacco.

JOHN USHER.


EPITAPH

On a Young Lady who Desired that Tobacco Might be Planted Over her Grave.

Let no cold marble o'er my body rise—

But only earth above, and sunny skies.

Thus would I lowly lie in peaceful rest,

Nursing the Herb Divine from out my breast.

Green let it grow above this clay of mine,

Deriving strength from strength that I resign.

So in the days to come, when I'm beyond

This fickle life, will come my lovers fond,

And gazing on the plant, their grief restrain

In whispering, "Lo! dear Anna blooms again!"


THE SMOKER'S REVERIE.

(October.)

I'm sitting at dusk 'neath the old beechen tree,

With its leaves by the autumn made ripe;

While they cling to the stems like old age unto life,

I dream of the days when I'll rest from this strife,

And in peace smoke my brierwood pipe.

[pg 18]

O my brierwood pipe!—of bright fancy the twin,

What a medley of forms you create;

Every puff of white smoke seems a vision as fair

As the poet's bright dream, and like dreams fades in air,

While the dreamer dreams on of his fate.

The fleecy white clouds that now float in the sky,

Form the visions I love most to see;

Fairy shapes that I saw in my boyhood's first dreams

Seem to beckon me on, while beyond them there gleams

A bright future, in waiting for me.

O my brierwood pipe! I ne'er loved thee as now,

As that fair form and face steal above;

See, she beckons me on to where roses are spread,

And she points to my fancy the bright land ahead,

Where the winds whisper nothing but love.

Oh, answer, my pipe, shall my dream be as fair

When it changes to dreams of the past?

When autumn's chill winds make this leaf look as sere

As the leaves on the beech-tree that shelters me here,

Will the tree's heart be chilled by the blast?

While musing, around me has gathered a heap

Of the leaflets, all dying and dead;

And I see in my reverie plainly revealed

The slope of life's hill, in my boyhood concealed

By the forms that fair fancy had bred.

[pg 19]

While I sit on the banks of the beautiful stream,

Picking roses that bloom by its side,

I know that the shallop will certainly come,

When the roses are withered, to carry me home,

And that life will go out with the tide.

O my brierwood pipe! may the heart be as light

When memory supplanteth the dream;

When the sun has gone down may the sunbeam remain,

And life's roses, though dead, all their fragrance retain,

Till they catch at Eternity's gleam.

ANON.


A BRIEF PUFF OF SMOKE.

Great Doctor Parr, the learned Whig,

Ne'er deemed the smoke-cloud infra dig.,

In which you could not see his wig,

Involved in clouds of smoke.

Quaint Lamb his wit would oft enshroud

In smoke-igniting laughter loud,

Like summer thunder in the cloud,—

The lightning in the smoke.

Dean Swift "died at the top;" his head

Had drifting clouds when wit had fled:

Dull care lurked in his brain, instead

Of blowing out in smoke.

[pg 20]

And Cowper mild—no smoker he,

Bard of the sofa and bohea—

Complained his "dear friend Bull" not free

From lowering Stygian smoke.

Clouds in his non-inebriate nob

Were doomed the tea tables to rob,

Inflicting many a painful throb

On one who could not smoke!

Smoke on! it is the steam of life,

The smoother of the waves of strife;

Where chimneys smoke, or scolds the wife,

The counteraction—smoke.

We ride and work and weave by steam,

Till ages past seem like a dream

In a new world whose dawning beam

Is redolent of smoke.

We travel like a comet wild

On which some distant sun had smiled,

And from his orbit thus beguiled

With a long tail of smoke.

The clouds arise from smoking seas,

And give, with each conveying breeze,

Life to the "weed," and herbs, and trees,

Which turn again to smoke.

[pg 21]

All nations smoke! Havana's pother

Smokes friendly with its Broseley brother:

The world's one end puffs to the other,

In amicable smoke.

When plague and pestilence go forth,

And to diseases dire give birth,

Which walk in darkness through the earth,

I clothe myself in smoke.

I smoke through desolating years,

Tabooed from fever, void of fears,

And when some dreaded pest appears,

I call in Doctor Smoke.

Go, reader! perfume ladies' hair

And scent the ringlets of the fair

With eau Cologne and odors rare

Aloof from healthy smoke.

Go babble at the ball and rout,

And smirk with high-born dames who doubt:

Thy flames are quenched, thy fires are out,

And sinking into smoke.

"Better," said Johnson, great in name,

"It were, when poets droop in fame,

To see smoke brighten into flame,

Than flames sink into smoke."

SELIM: Eclectic Magazine.

[pg 22]

A SYMPHONY IN SMOKE.

A pretty, piquant, pouting pet,

Who likes to muse and take her ease,

She loves to smoke a cigarette;

To dream in silken hammockette,

And sing and swing beneath the trees,

A pretty, piquant, pouting pet.

Her Christian name is Violet;

Her eyes are blue as summer skies;

She loves to smoke a cigarette.

As calm as babe in bassinette,

She swingeth in the summer breeze,

A pretty, piquant, pouting pet.

She ponders o'er a novelette;

Her parasol is Japanese;

She loves to smoke a cigarette.

She loves a fume without a fret;

Her frills are white, her frock cérise,—

A pretty, pouting, piquant pet.

She almost goes to sleep, and yet,

Half-lulled by booming honey-bees,

She loves to smoke a cigarette.

[pg 23]

A winsome, clever, cool coquette,

Who flouts all Grundian decrees,—

pretty, pouting, piquant pet,

That loves to smoke a cigarette.

Harper's Bazaar.


IT MAY BE WEEDS.

It may be weeds

I've gathered too;

But even weeds may be

As fragrant as

The fairest flower

With some sweet memory.

ANON.


SEASONABLE SWEETS.

"Don't be flowery, Jacob."—CHARLES DICKENS.

When the year is young, what sweets are flung

By the violets, hiding, dim,

And the lilac that sways her censers high,

Whilst the skylark chants a hymn!

How sweet is the scent of the daffodil bloom,

When blithe spring decks each spray,

And the flowering thorn sheds rare perfume

Through the beautiful month of May!

What a dainty pet is the mignonette,

Whose sweets wide scattered are!

But sweeter to me than all these yet

Is the scent of a prime cigar!

[pg 24]

Delicious airs waft the fields of June,

When the beans are all in flower;

The woodruff is fragrant in the hedge,

And the woodbine in the bower.

Sweet eglantine doth her garlands twine

For the blithe hours as they run,

And balmily sighs the meadow-sweet,

That is all in love with the sun,

Whilst new-mown hay o'er the hedgerows gay

Flings odorous airs afar;

Yet sweeter than these on the passing breeze

Is the scent of a prime cigar.

When all the beauties of Flora's court

Smile on the gay parterre,

What glorious color, what exquisite form,

And dainty scents are there!

They bask in the beam, and bend by the stream,

Like beautiful nymphs at play,

Holding dew-pearls up in each nectar cup

To the glorious God of Day.

Oh, their lives are sweet, but all too brief,

And death doth their sweetness mar;

But fragrance fine is forever thine,

My well-beloved cigar!

C.

[pg 25]

GEORDIE TO HIS TOBACCO-PIPE.

Good pipe, old friend, old black and colored friend,

Whom I have smoked these fourteen years and more,

My best companion, faithful to the end,

Faithful to death through all thy fiery core,

How shall I sing thy praises, or proclaim

The generous virtues which I've found in thee?

I know thou carest not a whit for fame,

And hast no thought but how to comfort me,

And serve my needs, and humor every mood;

But love and friendship do my heart constrain

To give thee all I can for much of good

Which thou hast rendered me in joy and pain.

Say, then, old honest meerschaum! shall I weave

Thy history together with my own?

Of late I never see thee but I grieve

For him whose gift thou wert—forever gone!

Gone to his grave amidst the vines of France,

He, all so good, so beautiful, and wise;

And this dear giver doth thyself enhance,

And makes thee doubly precious in mine eyes.

For he was one of Nature's rarest men,—

Poet and preacher, lover of his kind,

True-hearted man of God, whose like again

In this world's journey I may never find.

[pg 26]

I know not if the shadow of his soul,

Or the divine effulgence of his heart,

Has through thy veins in mystic silence stole;

But thou to me dost seem of him a part.

His hands have touched thee, and his lips have drawn,

As mine, full many an inspiring cloud

From thy great burning heart, at night and morn;

And thou art here, whilst he lies in his shroud!

And here am I, his friend and thine, old pipe!

And he has often sat my chair beside,

As he was wont to sit in living type,

Of many companies the flower and pride,—

Sat by my side, and talked to me the while,

Invisible to every eye save mine,

And smiled upon me as he used to smile

When we three sat o'er our good cups of wine.

Ah, happy days, when the old Chapel House,

Of the old Forest Chapel, rang with mirth,

And the great joy of our divine carouse,

As we hobnobbed it by the blazing hearth!

We never more, old pipe, shall see those days,

Whose memories lie like pictures in my mind;

But thou and I will go the self-same ways,

E'en though we leave all other friends behind.

[pg 27]

And for thy sake, and for my own, and his,

We will be one, as we have ever been,

Thou dear old friend, with thy most honest phiz,

And no new faces come our loves between.

II.

Thou hast thy separate virtues, honest pipe!

Apart from all the memory of friends:

For thou art mellow, old, and black, and ripe;

And the good weed that in its smoke ascends

From thy rare bowl doth scent the liberal air

With incense richer than the woods of Ind.

E'en to the barren palate of despair

(Inhaled through cedar tubes from glorious Scinde!)

It hath a charm would quicken into life,

And make the heart gush out in streams of love,

And the earth, dead before, with beauty rife,

And full of flowers as heaven of stars above.

It is thy virtue and peculiar gift,

Thou sooty wizard of the potent weed;

No other pipe can thus the soul uplift,

Or such rare fancies and high musings breed.

I've tried full many of thy kith and kind,

Dug from thy native Asiatic clay,

Fashioned by cunning hand and curious mind

Into all shapes and features, grave and gay,—

[pg 28]

Black niggers' heads with their white-livered eyes

Glaring in fiery horror through the smoke,

And monstrous dragons stained with bloody dyes,

And comelier forms; but all save thee I broke.

For though, like thee, each pipe was black and old,

They were not wiser for their many years,

Nor knew thy sorcery though set in gold,

Nor had thy tropic taste,—these proud compeers!

Like great John Paul, who would have loved thee well,

Thou art the "only one" of all thy race;

Nor shall another comrade near thee dwell,

Old King of pipes! my study's pride and grace!

III.

Thus have I made "assurance doubly sure,"

And sealed it twice, that thou shalt reign alone!

And as the dainty bee doth search for pure,

Sweet honey till his laden thighs do groan

With their sweet burden, tasting nothing foul,

So thou of best tobacco shalt be filled;

And when the starry midnight wakes the owl,

And the lorn nightingale her song has trilled,

I, with my lamp and books, as is my wont,

Will give thee of the choicest of all climes,—

Black Cavendish, full-flavored, full of juice,

Pale Turkish, famed through all the Osman times,

[pg 29]

Dark Latakia, Syrian, Persia's pride,

And sweet Virginian, sweeter than them all!

Oh, rich bouquet of plants! fit for a bride

Who, blushing, waits the happy bridegroom's call!

And these shall be thy food, thy dainty food,

And we together will their luxury share,

Voluptuous tumults stealing through the blood,

Voluptuous visions filling all the air!

I will not thee profane with impious shag,

Nor poison thee with nigger-head and twist,

Nor with Kentucky, though the planters brag

That it hath virtues all the rest have missed.

These are for porters, loafers, and the scum,

Who have no sense for the diviner weeds,

Who drink their muddy beer and muddier rum,

Insatiate, like dogs in all their greeds.

But not for thee nor me these things obscene;

We have a higher pleasure, purer taste.

My draughts have been with thee of hippocrene,

And our delights intelligent and chaste.

IV.

Intelligent and chaste since we have held

Commune together on the world's highway;

No Falstaff failings have my mind impelled

To do misdeeds of sack by night or day;

[pg 30]

But we have ever erred on virtue's side—

At least we should have done—but woe is me!

I fear in this my statement I have lied,

For ghosts, like moonlight shadows on the sea,

Crowd thick around me from the shadowy past,—

Ghosts of old memories reeling drunk with wine!

And boon companions, Lysius-like, and vast

In their proportions as the god divine.

I do confess my sins, and here implore

The aid of "Rare Old Ben" and other ghosts

That I may sin again, but rarely more,

Responsive only unto royal toasts.

For, save these sins, I am a saintly man,

And live like other saints on prayer and praise,

My long face longer, if life be a span,

Than any two lives in these saintly days.

So let me smoke and drink and do good deeds,

And boast the doing like a Pharisee;

Am I not holy if I love the creeds,

Even though my drinking sins choke up the sea?

GEORGE S. PHILLIPS (JANUARY SEARLE):
The Gypsies of the Dane's Dike.

[pg 31]

INVOCATION TO TOBACCO.

Weed of the strange flower, weed of the earth,

Killer of dulness, parent of mirth,

Come in the sad hour, come in the gay,

Appear in the night, or in the day,—

Still thou art welcome as June's blooming rose,

Joy of the palate, delight of the nose.

Weed of the green field, weed of the wild,

Fostered in freedom, America's child,

Come in Virginia, come in Havana,

Friend of the universe, sweeter than manna,—

Still thou art welcome, rich, fragrant, and ripe,

Pride of the tube-case, delight of the pipe.

Weed of the savage, weed of each pole,

Comforting, soothing, philosophy's soul,

Come in the snuff-box, come in cigar,

In Strasburgh and King's, come from afar,—

Still thou art welcome, the purest, the best,

Joy of earth's millions, forever carest.

HENRY JAMES MELLEN.


VIRGINIA TOBACCO.

Two maiden dames of sixty-two

Together long had dwelt;

Neither, alas! of love so true

The bitter pang had felt.

[pg 32]

But age comes on, they say, apace,

To warn us of our death,

And wrinkles mar the fairest face,—

At last it stops our breath.

One of these dames tormented sore

With that curst pang, toothache,

Was at a loss for such a bore

What remedy to take.

"I've heard," thought she, "this ill to cure,

A pipe is good, they say.

Well then, tobacco I'll endure,

And smoke the pain away."

The pipe was lit, the tooth soon well,

And she retired to rest,

When then the other ancient belle

Her spinster maid addressed,—

"Let me request a favor, pray"—

"I'll do it if I can"—

"Oh! well, then, love, smoke every day,

You smell so like a man!"

Attributed to JOHN STANLEY GREGSON.

[pg 33]

AN ODE OF THANKS FOR CERTAIN CIGARS.

To Charles Eliot Norton.

Luck, my dear Norton, still makes shifts,

To mix a mortal with her gifts,

Which he may find who duly sifts.

Sweets to the sweet,—behold the clue!

Why not, then, new things to the gnu,

And trews to Highland clansmen true?

'Twas thus your kindly thought decreed

These weeds to one who is indeed,

And feels himself, a very weed,—

A weed from which, when bruised and shent,

Though some faint perfume may be rent,

Yet oftener much without a cent.

But imp, O Muse, a stronger wing

Mount, leaving self below, and sing

What thoughts these Cuban exiles bring!

He that knows aught of mythic lore

Knows how god Bacchus wandered o'er

The earth, and what strange names he bore.

The Bishop of Avranches supposes

That all these large and varying doses

Of fable mean naught else than Moses;

[pg 34]

But waiving doubts, we surely know

He taught mankind to plough and sow,

And from the Tigris to the Po

Planted the vine; but of his visit

To this our hemisphere, why is it

We have no statement more explicit?

He gave to us a leaf divine

More grateful to the serious Nine

Than fierce inspirings of the vine.

And that he loved it more, this proved,—

He gave his name to what he loved,

Distorted now, but not removed.

Tobacco, sacred herb, though lowly,

Baffles old Time, the tyrant, wholly,

And makes him turn his hour-glass slowly;

Nay, makes as 'twere of every glass six,

Whereby we beat the heathen classics

With their weak Chians and their Massics.

These gave his glass a quicker twist,

And flew the hours like driving mist,

While Horace drank and Lesbia kissed.

How are we gainers when all's done,

If Life's swift clepsydra have run

With wine for water? 'Tis all one.

[pg 35]

But this rare plant delays the stream

(At least if things are what they seem)

Through long eternities of dream.

What notes the antique Muse had known

Had she, instead of oat-straws, blown

Our wiser pipes of clay or stone!

Rash song, forbear! Thou canst not hope,

Untutored as thou art, to cope

With themes of such an epic scope.

Enough if thou give thanks to him

Who sent these leaves (forgive the whim)

Plucked from the dream-tree's sunniest limb.

My gratitude feels no eclipse,

For I, whate'er my other slips,

Shall have his kindness on my lips.

The prayers of Christian, Turk, and Jew

Have one sound up there in the blue,

And one smell all their incense, too.

Perhaps that smoke with incense ranks

Which curls from 'mid life's jars and clanks,

Graceful with happiness and thanks.

I pledge him, therefore, in a puff,—

rather frailish kind of stuff,

But still professional enough.

[pg 36]

Hock-cups breed hiccups; let us feel

The god along our senses steel

More nobly and without his reel.

Each temperately 'baccy plenus,

May no grim fate of doubtful genus

E'er blow the smallest cloud between us.

And as his gift I shall devote

To fire, and o'er their ashes gloat,—

Let him do likewise with this note.

JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL.

[From "The Letters of James Russell Lowell." Copyright, 1893, by Harper & Brothers.]


AN ENCOMIUM ON TOBACCO.

Thrice happy isles that stole the world's delight,

And thus produce so rich a Margarite!

It is the fountain whence all pleasure springs,

A potion for imperial and mighty kings.

He that is master of so rich a store

May laugh at Croesus and esteem him poor;

And with his smoky sceptre in his fist,

Securely flout the toiling alchemist,

Who daily labors with a vain expense

In distillations of the quintessence,

Not knowing that this golden herb alone

Is the philosopher's admired stone.

[pg 37]

It is a favor which the gods doth please,

If they do feed on smoke, as Lucian says.

Therefore the cause that the bright sun doth rest

At the low point of the declining west—

When his oft-wearied horses breathless pant—

Is to refresh himself with this sweet plant,

Which wanton Thetis from the west doth bring,

To joy her love after his toilsome ring:

For 'tis a cordial for an inward smart,

As is dictamnum to the wounded hart.

It is the sponge that wipes out all our woe;

'Tis like the thorn that doth on Pelion grow,

With which whoe'er his frosty limbs anoints,

Shall feel no cold in fat or flesh or joints.

'Tis like the river, which whoe'er doth taste

Forgets his present griefs and sorrows past.

Music, which makes grim thoughts retire,

And for a while cease their tormenting fire,—

Music, which forces beasts to stand and gaze,

And fills their senseless spirits with amaze,—

Compared to this is like delicious strings,

Which sound but harshly while Apollo sings.

The train with this infumed, all quarrel ends,

And fiercest foemen turn to faithful friends;

The man that shall this smoky magic prove,

Will need no philtres to obtain his love.

Yet the sweet simple, by misordered use,

Death or some dangerous sickness may produce.

Should we not for our sustentation eat

Because a surfeit comes from too much meat?

[pg 38]

So our fair plant—that doth as needful stand

As heaven, or fire, or air, or sea, or land;

As moon, or stars that rule the gloomy night,

Or sacred friendship, or the sunny light—

Her treasured virtue in herself enrolls,

And leaves the evil to vainglorious souls.

And yet, who dies with this celestial breath

Shall live immortal in a joyful death.

All goods, all pleasures it in one can link—

'Tis physic, clothing, music, meat, and drink.

Gods would have revell'd at their feasts of mirth

With this pure distillation of the earth;

The marrow of the world, star of the West,

The pearl whereby this lower orb is blest;

The joy of mortals, umpire of all strife,

Delight of nature, mithridate of life;

The daintiest dish of a delicious feast,

By taking which man differs from a beast.

ANONYMOUS: Time, James I.


ON A TOBACCO JAR.

Three hundred years ago or soe,

One worthy knight and gentlemanne

Did bring me here, to charm and chere,

To physical and mental manne.

God bless his soule who filled ye bowle,

And may our blessings find him;

That he not miss some share of blisse

Who left soe much behind him.

BERNARD BARKER.

[pg 39]

TO THE TOBACCO PIPE.

Dear piece of fascinating clay!

'Tis thine to smooth life's rugged way,

To give a happiness unknown

To those—who let a pipe alone;

Thy tube can best the vapors chase,

By raising—others in their place;

Can give the face staid Wisdom's air,

And teach the lips—to ope with care;

'Tis hence thou art the truest friend

(Where least is said there's least to mend),

And he who ventures many a joke

Had better oft be still and smoke.

Whatever giddy foplings think,

Thou giv'st the highest zest to drink.

When fragrant clouds thy fumes exhale,

And hover round the nut-brown ale,

Who thinks of claret or champagne?

E'en burgundy were pour'd in vain.

'Tis not in city smoke alone,

Midst fogs and glooms thy charms are known.

With thee, at morn, the rustic swain

Tracks o'er the snow-besprinkled plain,

To seek some neighb'ring copse's side,

And rob the woodlands of their pride:

[pg 40]

With thee, companion of his toil,

His active spirits ne'er recoil;

Though hard his daily task assign'd,

He bears it with an equal mind.

The fisher 'board some little bark,

When all around is drear and dark,

With shortened pipe beguiles the hour,

Though bleak the wind and cold the show'r,

Nor thinks the morn's approach too slow,

Regardless of what tempests blow.

Midst hills of sand, midst ditches, dikes,

Midst cannons, muskets, halberts, pikes;

With thee, as still, Mynheer can stay,

As Neddy 'twixt two wisps of hay;

Heedless of Britain and of France,

Smokes on—and looks to the main chance.

And sure the solace thou canst give

Must make thy fame unrivalled live,

So long as men can temper clay

(For as thou art, e'en so are they),

The sun mature the Indian weed,

And rolling years fresh sorrows breed.

From The Meteors, London.

[pg 41]

THE PATRIOTIC SMOKER'S LAMENT.

Tell me, shade of Walter Raleigh,

Briton of the truest type,

When that too devoted valet

Quenched your first-recorded pipe,

Were you pondering the opinion,

As you watched the airy coil,

That the virtue of Virginia

Might be bred in British soil?

You transplanted the potato,

'Twas a more enduring gift

Than the wisdom of a Plato

To our poverty and thrift.

That respected root has flourished

Nobly for a nation's need,

But our brightest dreams are nourished

Ever on a foreign weed.

From the deepest meditation

Of the philosophic scribe,

From the poet's inspiration,

For the cynic's polished gibe,

We invoke narcotic nurses

In their jargon from afar,

I indite these modest verses

On a polyglot cigar.

[pg 42]

Leaf that lulls a Turkish Aga

May a scholar's soul renew,

Fancy spring from Larranaga,

History from honey-dew.

When the teacher and the tyro

Spirit-manna fondly seek,

'Tis the cigarette from Cairo,

Or a compound from the Greek.

But no British-born aroma

Is fit incense to the Queen,

Nature gives her best diploma

To the alien nicotine.

We are doomed to her ill-favor,

For the plant that's native grown

Has a patriotic flavor

Too exclusively our own.

O my country, could your smoker

Boast your "shag," or even "twist,"

Every man were mediocre

Save the blest tobacconist!

He will point immortal morals,

Make all common praises mute,

Who shall win our grateful laurels

With a national cheroot.

The St. James Gazette.

[pg 43]

TO AN OLD PIPE.

Once your smoothly polished face

Nestled lightly in a case;

'Twas a jolly cosy place,

I surmise;

And a zealous subject blew

On your cheeks, until they grew

To the fascinating hue

Of her eyes.

Near a rusty-hilted sword,

Now upon my mantel-board,

Where my curios are stored,

You recline.

You were pleasant company when

By the scribbling of her pen

I was sent the ways of men

To repine.

Tell me truly (you were there

When she ceased that debonair

Correspondence and affair)

I suppose

That she laughed and smiled all day;

Or did gentle tear-drops stray

Down her charming retroussée

Little nose?

[pg 44]

Where the sunbeams, coyly still,

Fall upon the mantel-sill,

You perpetually will

Silence woo;

And I fear that she herself,

By the little chubby elf.

Will be laid upon the shelf

Just as you.

DE WITT STERRY.


TITLEPAGE DEDICATION.

"Let those smoke now who never smoked before,

And those who always smoked—now smoke the more."


ACROSTIC.

To thee, blest weed, whose sovereign wiles,

O'er cankered care bring radiant smiles,

Best gift of Love to mortals given!

At once the bud and bliss of Heaven!

Crownless are kings uncrowned by thee;

Content the serf in thy sweet liberty,

O charm of life! O foe to misery!

J.H.

[pg 45]

ANOTHER MATCH.

After A.C. Swinburne.

If love were dhudeen olden,

And I were like the weed,

Oh! we would live together

And love the jolly weather,

And bask in sunshine golden,

Rare pals of choicest breed;

If love were dhudeen olden,

And I were like the weed.

If you were oil essential,

And I were nicotine,

We'd hatch up wicked treason,

And spoil each smoker's reason,

Till he grew penitential,

And turned a bilious green;

If you were oil essential,

And I were nicotine.

If you were snuff, my darling,

And I, your love, the box.

We'd live and sneeze together,

Shut out from all the weather,

And anti-snuffers snarling,

In neckties orthodox;

If you were snuff, my darling,

And I, your love, the box.

[pg 46]

If you were the aroma,

And I were simply smoke,

We'd skyward fly together,

As light as any feather;

And flying high as Homer,

His gray old ghost we'd choke;

If you were the aroma,

And I were simply smoke.

From Cope's Tobacco Plant.


IN WREATHS OF SMOKE.

In wreaths of smoke, blown waywardwise,

Faces of olden days uprise,

And in his dreamers revery

They haunt the smoker's brain, and he

Breathes for the past regretful sighs.

Mem'ries of maids, with azure eyes,

In dewy dells, 'neath June's soft skies,

Faces that more he'll only see

In wreaths of smoke.

Eheu, eheu! how fast Time flies,—

How youth-time passion droops and dies,

And all the countless visions flee!

How worn would all those faces be,

Were they not swathed in soft disguise

In wreaths of smoke!

FRANK NEWTON HOLMAN.

[pg 47]

ASHES.

Wrapped in a sadly tattered gown,

Alone I puff my brier brown,

And watch the ashes settle down

In lambent flashes;

While thro' the blue, thick, curling haze,

I strive with feeble eyes to gaze,

Upon the half-forgotten days

That left but ashes.

Again we wander through the lane,

Beneath the elms and out again,

Across the rippling fields of grain,

Where softly flashes

A slender brook 'mid banks of fern,

At every sigh my pulses burn,

At every thought I slowly turn

And find but ashes.

What made my fingers tremble so,

As you wrapped skeins of worsted snow,

Around them, now with movements slow

And now with dashes?

Maybe 'tis smoke that blinds my eyes,

Maybe a tear within them lies;

But as I puff my pipe there flies

A cloud of ashes.

[pg 48]

Perhaps you did not understand,

How lightly flames of love were fanned.

Ah, every thought and wish I've planned

With something clashes!

And yet within my lonely den

Over a pipe, away from men,

I love to throw aside my pen

And stir the ashes.

DE WITT STERRY.


CHOOSING A WIFE BY A PIPE OF TOBACCO.

Tube, I love thee as my life;

By thee I mean to choose a wife.

Tube, thy color let me find,

In her skin, and in her mind.

Let her have a shape as fine;

Let her breath be sweet as thine;

Let her, when her lips I kiss,

Burn like thee, to give me bliss;

Let her, in some smoke or other,

All my failings kindly smother.

Often when my thoughts are low,

Send them where they ought to go;

When to study I incline,

Let her aid be such as thine;

Such as thine the charming power

In the vacant social hour.

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Let her live to give delight,

Ever warm and ever bright;

Let her deeds, whene'er she dies,

Mount as incense to the skies.

Gentleman's Magazine.


MY THREE LOVES.

When Life was all a summer day,

And I was under twenty,

Three loves were scattered in my way—

And three at once are plenty.

Three hearts, if offered with a grace,

One thinks not of refusing;

The task in this especial case

Was only that of choosing.

I knew not which to make my pet,—

My pipe, cigar, or cigarette.

To cheer my night or glad my day

My pipe was ever willing;

The meerschaum or the lowly clay

Alike repaid the filling.

Grown men delight in blowing clouds,

As boys in blowing bubbles,

Our cares to puff away in crowds

And vanish all our troubles.

My pipe I nearly made my pet,

Above cigar or cigarette.

[pg 50]

A tiny paper, tightly rolled

About some Latakia,

Contains within its magic fold

A mighty panacea.

Some thought of sorrow or of strife

At ev'ry whiff will vanish;

And all the scenery of life

Turn picturesquely Spanish.

But still I could not quite forget

Cigar and pipe for cigarette.

To yield an after-dinner puff

O'er demi-tasse and brandy,

No cigarettes are strong enough,

No pipes are ever handy.

However fine may be the feed,

It only moves my laughter

Unless a dry delicious weed

Appears a little after.

A prime cigar I firmly set

Above a pipe or cigarette.

But after all I try in vain

To fetter my opinion;

Since each upon my giddy brain

Has boasted a dominion.

Comparisons I'll not provoke,

Lest all should be offended.

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Let this discussion end in smoke

As many more have ended.

And each I'll make a special pet;

My pipe, cigar, and cigarette.

HENRY S. LEIGH.


SMOKE IS THE FOOD OF LOVERS.

When Cupid open'd shop, the trade he chose

Was just the very one you might suppose.

Love keep a shop?—his trade, oh! quickly name!

A dealer in tobacco—fie, for shame!

No less than true, and set aside all joke,

From oldest time he ever dealt in smoke;

Than smoke, no other thing he sold, or made;

Smoke all the substance of his stock in trade;

His capital all smoke, smoke all his store,

'Twas nothing else; but lovers ask no more—

And thousands enter daily at his door!

Hence it was ever, and it e'er will be

The trade most suited to his faculty:

Fed by the vapors of their heart's desire,

No other food his votaries require;

For that they seek—the favor of the fair—

Is unsubstantial as the smoke and air.

JACOB CATS: Moral Emblems.

[pg 52]

CLOUDS.

Mortals say their heart is light

When the clouds around disperse;

Clouds to gather, thick as night,

Is the smoker's universe.

From the German of Bauernfeld.


IN FAVOR OF TOBACCO.

Much victuals serves for gluttony

To fatten men like swine;

But he's a frugal man indeed

That with a leaf can dine,

And needs no napkin for his hands,

His fingers' ends to wipe,

But keeps his kitchen in a box,

And roast meat in a pipe.

SAMUEL ROWLANDS: Knave of Clubs (1611).


MY CIGARETTE.

Words and music by Richard Barnard.

To my sweet cigarette I am singing

This joyous and bright bacca-role;

Just now to my lips she was clinging,

Her spirit was soothing my soul.

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With figure so slender and dapper

I feel the soft touch of it yet,

Adorned in her dainty white wrapper,

How fair is my own cigarette!

'Twere better, perhaps, that we part, love;

'Twere better, if never we'd met.

Alas, you are part of my heart, love,

Destructive but sweet cigarette!

Though matchless, by matches she's fired,

And glows both with pleasure and pride;

By her soft, balmy breath I'm inspired,

And kiss and caress my new bride.

E'en the clouds of her nature are joyous,

Though other clouds cause us regret;

From worry and care they decoy us,

The clouds of a sweet cigarette.

'Twere better, etc.

The houris in paradise living

Dissolve in the first love embrace,

Their life to their love freely giving,—

And so with my love 'tis the case;

For when her life's last spark is flying,

Still sweet to the end is my pet,

Who helps me, although she is dying,

To light up a fresh cigarette!

'Twere better, etc.

[pg 54]

THE BALLADE OF TOBACCO.

When verdant youth sees life afar,

And first sets out wild oats to sow,

He puffs a stiff and stark cigar,

And quaffs champagne of Mumm & Co.

He likes not smoking yet; but though

Tobacco makes him sick indeed,

Cigars and wine he can't forego,—

A slave is each man to the weed.

In time his tastes more dainty are

And delicate. Become a beau,

From out the country of the czar

He brings his cigarettes, and lo!

He sips the vintage of Bordeaux.

Thus keener relish shall succeed

The baser liking we outgrow,—

A slave is each man to the weed

When age and his own lucky star

To him perfected wisdom show,

The schooner glides across the bar,

And beer for him shall freely flow;

A pipe with genial warmth shall glow,

To which he turns in direst need,

To seek in smoke surcease of woe,—

A slave is each man to the weed.

[pg 55]

ENVOI.

Smokers, who doubt or con or pro,

And ye who dare to drink, take heed!

And see in smoke a friendly foe,—

A slave is each man to the weed.

BRANDER MATTHEWS.


HE RESPONDETH.

SHE.

You still persist in using,

I observe with great regret,

The needlessly expensive

Cigarette.

HE.

You should set a good example;

But you seem to quite forget

That you use a thirty-dollar

Vinaigrette.

Life.


TO SEE HER PIPE AWRY.

Betty bouncer kept a stall

At the corner of a street,

And she had a smile for all.

Many were the friends she'd greet

With kindly nod on passing by,

Who, smiling, saw her pipe awry.

[pg 56]

Poor old lass! she loved her pipe,

A constant friend it seemed to be;

As she sold her apples ripe,

With an apple on each knee,

How she'd make the smoke-wreaths fly,

As I've watched her pipe awry!

Seasons came and seasons went,

Only changing Betty's store;

Youngsters with her always spent

Their little all and wished they'd more:

Timidly with upturned eye

Staring at her pipe awry.

Bet was always at her post

Early morn or even late;

Ginger beer or chestnut roast,

Served she as she sat in state,

On two bushel-baskets high;

You should have seen her pipe awry!

Little care old Betty had,

She quietly jogged on her way;

Never did her face look sad.

Although she fumed the livelong day.

Guiltless seemed she of a sigh.

I never saw her pipe her eye!

C.F.

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INGIN SUMMER.

Jest about the time when Fall

Gits to rattlin' in the trees,

An' the man thet knows it all,

'Spicions frost in every breeze,

When a person tells hisse'f

Thet the leaves look mighty thin,

Then thar blows a meller breaf!

Ingin summer's hyere agin.

Kind-uh smoky-lookin' blues

Spins acrost the mountain-side,

An' the heavy mornin' dews

Greens the grass up far an' wide,

Natur' raly 'pears as ef

She wuz layin' off a day,—

Sort-uh drorin in her breaf

'Fore she freezes up to stay.

Nary lick o' work I strike,

'Long about this time of year!

I'm a sort-uh slowly like,

Right when Ingin summer's here.

Wife and boys kin do the work;

But a man with natchel wit,

Like I got, kin 'ford to shirk,

Ef he has a turn for it.

[pg 58]

Time when grapes set in to ripe,

All I ast off any man

Is a common co'n-cob pipe

With terbacker to my han';

Then jest loose me whar the air

Simmers 'crost me, wahm an' free!

Promised lands ull find me thar;

Wings ull fahly sprout on me!

I'm a loungin' 'round on thrones,

Bossin' worlds f'om shore to shore,

When I stretch my marrer-bones

Jest outside the cabin door!

An' the sunshine peepin' down

On my old head, bald an' gray,

'Pears right like the gilted crown,

I expect to w'ar some day.

EVA WILDER MCGLASSON.


EDIFYING REFLECTIONS OF A TOBACCO-SMOKER.

Set to music by Johann Sebastian Bach. Author unknown. Translated by Edward Breck.

As oft I fill my faithful pipe,

To while away the moments glad,

With fragrant leaves, so rich and ripe,

My mind perceives an image sad,

So that I can but clearly see

How very like it is to me.

[pg 59]

My pipe is made of earth and clay,

From which my mortal part is wrought;

I, too, must turn to earth some day.

It often falls, as quick as thought,

And breaks in two,—puts out its flame;

My fate, alas! is but the same!

My pipe I color not, nor paint;

White it remains, and hence 'tis true

That, when in Death's cold arms I faint,

My lips shall wear the ashen hue;

And as it blackens day by day,

So black the grave shall turn my clay!

And when the pipe is put alight

The smoke ascends, then trembles, wanes,

And soon dissolves in sunshine bright,

And but the whitened ash remains.

'Tis so man's glory crumble must,

E'en as his body, into dust!

How oft the filler is mislaid;

And, rather than to seek in vain,

I use my finger in its stead,

And fancy as I feel the pain,

If coals can burn to such degree,

How hot, O Lord, must Hades