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Title: The Laws of Candy
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Author: Francis Beaumont and John Fletcher
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Enter Gaspero, and Melitus
Melitus
Sir, you're the very friend I wish'd to meet with,Gaspero
And what concerns it?Melitus
The sadly thriving progress of the lovesGaspero
Alas, Melitus, I should guess the bestMelitus
Who can tellGaspero
Here's the miseryMelitus
Yet I wonderGaspero
The SenateMelitus
What, without other pledges than CassilanesGaspero
No, it may beGaspero
You shall,Melitus
By which strict Law, the Senate is in danger,Gaspero
Right, the LawMelitus
Pray Sir, the other?Gaspero
Know, Melitus,Melitus
They areEnter a Messenger
Messenger
Master Secretary,Gaspero
What, so suddenly?Messenger
These LettersGaspero
Heaven, thou art great,Melitus
Your countenance, Sir,Gaspero
O the bestMelitus
How, Sir?Gaspero
And what doth add some delight more,Melitus
Why may not both demand it?Gaspero
The Law denies it,Melitus
You ravish meGaspero
Come; as we walk,[Exeunt.
Enter Cassilanes, Arcanes, Antinous, and Decius.
Cassilanes
Admit no Souldier near us till the SenateArcanes
You are obey'd, my Lord.Antinous
Decius, fall off.Decius
I shall.Cassilanes
Give leave Arcanes:Antinous
It were a sin against the pietyCassilanes
What, so low? canst thou find joints,Antinous
Sir,Cassilanes
Boldly urg'd,Antinous
Sir, hear me: were there not a ChronicleCassilanes
Not to me?Antinous
You are my Father,Cassilanes
Ambitious Boy, how dar'st thouAntinous
Had ICassilanes
Antinous, look upon this badge of age,Antinous
My case observesCassilanes
But he was not my Father then, Antinous;Antinous
Sir, had he been your Father,Cassilanes
So be thou curs'dEnter Arcanes
Antinous
My life, but not the prizeArcanes
The Senate,Cassilanes
Now, Arcanes, the--Arcanes
What, Sir?Cassilanes
Trifles will affront us; thatArcanes
Let him have the shame on't;Cassilanes
My great heartDecius
My Lord, be confident,Arcanes
Decius, whitherDecius
On this side.--See, the SouldiersCassilanes
Way for the Senate.Enter Porphycio, Possenne, (three Senators) Gonzalo, Gaspero, Souldiers
My good Lords I know notPossenne
My Lord, your wisdom is both known and try'd;Enter Fernando with Souldiers.
Gonzalo
What's here, my Lord Porphycio?Porphycio
My Lord, you are too modest.Gonzalo
It is no season to be troublesome,Gaspero
Is the demandant ready?Arcanes
He is ready.Gaspero
Produce him then.Arcanes
Before this sacred presence,Decius
Most reverend Lords, you hear the lesser numberSouldiers
Antinous, Antinous.Gaspero
Stand by all, save the two Competitors.Possenne
My Lords, how much your Countrey owes you both,Porphycio
Wherein priority of voice is granted,Souldiers
I, I.Cassilanes
Right grave, right gracious Fathers; how unfitGonzalo
With reverence to the Senate, is it lawfull,Possenne
Say on my Lord Gonzalo.Gonzalo
I have heard,Porphycio
You have spoken nobly.Antinous
Princely Fathers,Porphycio Possenne
Speak, and have it.Antinous
That you would please the souldiers might all standPossenne
'Tis granted.Antinous
I shall be brief and plain: all what my FatherSouldiers
True, true.Antinous
It follows, that the blaze of my performanceSouldiers
True, true.Antinous
When he was faln,Souldiers
True, true.Antinous
Lastly, to finish all, there was but one,Souldiers
Antinous, Antinous.Antinous
Behold my prisoner, Fathers.Fernando
This one manPossenne
We need not use long circumstance of words,All
Antinous, Antinous.Porphycio
Make thy demand.Possenne
No Cassilane, the CourtAntinous
Thus (my Lords) to witnessPorphycio Possenne
It is granted. What more?Antinous
No more.Cassilanes
How Boy?Gonzalo
Thou art immortal,Antinous
My Prisoner, Lords,Cassilanes
Ambitious villain.Gonzalo
Thou art all un-imitable.Gonzalo
Souldiers attend me in the Market-place,Souldiers
Antinous, Antinous.[Exeunt.
Cassilanes
I have a sute too, Lords.Porphycio Possenne
Propose it, 'tis yours, if fit and just.Cassilanes
Let not my services,Possenne
We understand you not.Cassilanes
Proud boy, thou dost,Antinous
Sir, Heaven can tell, and my integrity,Cassilanes
Observe it Fathers, how this haughty boy[Ex.
Gonzalo
Here's a strange high-born spirit.Possenne
'Tis but heatAntinous
I not doubt it,Possenne
Do Antinous.Gonzalo
Yes: feast thy TriumphsPorphycio Possenne
Lead on.[Exeunt. Flor. Cornets.
Antinous
I utterly renounce--'Twas so?Decius
Pish, you know, my Lord,Antinous
And lastly partedDecius
Fie, how unbecomingAntinous
O mischief!Decius
Say you do not?Antinous
True:Decius
How's that?Antinous
I'le trie[Exeunt.
Enter Gonzalo, and Gaspero
Gaspero
Now to what you have heard; as no man canGonzalo
She should not touch it then, 'tis Poets fare.Gaspero
I may take leave to say, she may as wellGonzalo
You talk as if you meant to winde me in,Gaspero
Sir, mistake me not, the service that I owe yeGonzalo
I thank you, I will do it: But pray resolve me,Gaspero
As with beauty,Gonzalo
And walks her tongue the same gate with her feet?Gaspero
Much beyond: what e're her heart thinks, she utters:Enter Erota, Philander, Annophil, Hyparcha, Mochingo, Attendants
Gonzalo
She comes.Gaspero
I must leave you then,[Exit.
Gonzalo
Still I must thank you.Philander
If I offend with too much loving you,Erota
You are the self-same creature you condemn,Mochingo
He is mad that does not.Erota
Have not all the nations of the Earth heard of me?Gonzalo
This woman's in the altitudes, and he must bePhilander
For any man to thinkErota
So you shall please us.Philander
O you cannot beErota
I can, I do, I will.Gonzalo
She is in herErota
What are you?Gonzalo
A man, a good man, that's a wealthy;Erota
Knows any one here what this fellow is?Attendants
He is of Venice (Madam) a great Magnifico,Erota
Let him keep then among them; what makes he here?Mochingo
Mighty Magnifico, my Mistris bid me tell you,Gonzalo
Here is for thee a Ducket.Mochingo
You say well Sir, take your own course.Gonzalo
I will not grace youErota
This is someGonzalo
Where are the fools you talk of?Erota
No question of it: forGonzalo
And besides them I keep a noble train,Mochingo
You lie more than they; yet it becomes him bravel[y];Erota
Sir, do you know me?Gonzalo
Yes, you were sister to the late Prince of Candy,Mochingo
There needs no more be said, were I a woman--Enter Antinous, and Decius.
Antinous
Royal Lady, I kiss your hand.Erota
Sir, I know you not.Annophel
O my noble Brother, welcom from the wars.Antinous
Dear Sister.Annophel
Where is my Father, that you come without him?Antinous
Yes Sister, he has his health, but is not well.Antinous
I'le tell you more in private.Gonzalo
Noble Sir,Annophel
The Prince of Cyprus Brother, good Decius.Antinous
I am his Servant.Philander
You are the Patron of your Countrie, Sir,Gonzalo
Your Enemies must needs acknowledge it:Erota
Is this your Brother Annophil?Annophel
Yes Madam.Erota
Your name's Antinous?Antinous
I am (Lady) that most unfortunate man.Erota
How unfortunate? are you not the Souldier,Antinous
I had some share in't; but was the leastGonzalo
O Sir, in your modesty you'ld makeErota
Sir, I hearken not to him, but look on you,Antinous
Madam, your pardon.Erota
Deny it not Sir, for it is more honourAntinous
I may want answers, Lady,Annophel
There shall be no occasion to divide us:Erota
Upon your Loyalty to the state and me,Antinous
You are a great Lady.Erota
Then shew your self a Servant and a Subject.Antinous
I am your vassal.Mochingo
You are a Coward; I that dare not fight,Attendants
The noble Cassilane is come to see you Madam.Decius
There's comfort in those words, Antinous:Antinous
That were a fortunate meeting.Enter Cassilane, and Arcanes.
Cassilanes
Greatness still wait you Lady.Erota
Good Cassilane, we do maintain our greatness,Cassilanes
My prayers pull daily blessings on thy head,Annophel
Why do you say so?Cassilanes
O Annophil; there is good cause my girle:Antinous
Would I had in my Infancy been laidCassilanes
O that thou hadst.Erota
How has he deserv'd this untam'd anger,Cassilanes
That, that's the poison in the gilded cup,Erota
You should not ask, 'less you knew how to give.Cassilanes
Bid me dye, Lady, for your sake I'le do it;Annophel
I shall obey you Sir.Gonzalo
Noble Sir:Cassilanes
Sir, I am too much bound to you already,Gonzalo
You may imagine I do speak to that end,Cassilanes
Sir, I thank you, and may make trial of you,Annophel
Brother be comforted; so long as I continueAntinous
Better I were neglected: for he is hasty,Cassilanes
Madam my duty--Erota
Will you be gone?Cassilanes
I must, Lady, but I shall be ready,Mochingo
Thanks honest Cassilane.Cassilanes
Come Annophel.Gonzalo
Shall I not wait upon you Sir?Cassilanes
From hence you shall not stir a foot:Cassilanes
You are so, and you have made your self so.Gonzalo
I will then preserve it.Erota
Antinous you are my servant, are you not?Antinous
It hath pleased you so to grace me.Erota
Why are you then dejected? you will say,Gonzalo
And mine.Erota
Will no man ease me of this fool?Gonzalo
Your fellow.Erota
Antinous wait upon us.Antinous
I shall Madam.Gonzalo
Nay but Ladie, Ladie.Erota
Sir, you are rude: and if you be the MasterGonzalo
O Lady, you can find a fault in me,Erota
I could hang this fellow now: by whomGonzalo
Which are things I delight in.Erota
Antinous follow me.[Exit.
Gonzalo
She is vext to the soul.Mochingo
Let her be vext, 'tis fit she should be so:Gonzalo
'S-foot, what thing is this?Mochingo
I do love fire-works, because they mount:Gonzalo
Troth Sir,Mochingo
Do you know your self?Gonzalo
Yes Sir.Mochingo
Why you and I are one: I am proud, andGonzalo
Let it be so good cousin.Mochingo
I am no great ones fool.Gonzalo
I hope so, for alliance sake.Mochingo
Yet I do serve the Mighty, Monstrous, and MagnanimousGonzalo
O good cousin, now I have you: I'le meet you in your Coat.Mochingo
Coat? I have my horse-mans coat I must confessGonzalo
Adieu good cousin; at this present I have some business.Mochingo
Farewel, excellent cousin.Enter Gonzalo, and Fernando.
Gonzalo
Candy, I say, is lost already.Fernando
Yes,Gonzalo
You have it; one days conquest hath undone them.Fernando
Gonzalo how?Gonzalo
Fernando thus: you see how through this Land,Fernando
But why did ye?Gonzalo
Indeed Fernando, thou canst fight, not plot:Fernando
Now by all my hopes,Gonzalo
Why then by all your hopes you'l rather haveGonzalo
How say ye by that?Gonzalo
Why look you Sir, by this means have I gotFernando
So:Gonzalo
There's the quintessence,Fernando
Here's a perfect plotted stratagem.Gonzalo
Why? could youFernando
Ye are in a ready way.Gonzalo
I was never out on't.Enter Gaspero
Gonzalo
Peace,Gaspero
To wait upon him.Gonzalo
And my Lords the Senators sent you?Gaspero
My noble Lord they did.Gonzalo
My Lord Fernando,Gaspero
My Lord.Gonzalo
You may be bold[Fernando]
Your name is Gaspero?Gaspero
Your servant.Gonzalo
Go commend meGaspero
I shall.Gonzalo
I know you will.Fernando
Sir, you are now my guide.[Exit.
Gonzalo
Thus my designsEnter Cassilane, Arcanes, and Annophel
Cassilanes
Urge me no farther Annopbel.Annophel
My Lord.Cassilanes
Thy fathers poverty has made thee happy;Annophel
My wishes Sir,Cassilanes
'Tis well said,Arcanes
Why Sir?Cassilanes
To look upon my beggerie, to look uponArcanes
NothingCassilanes
An excellent change:Arcanes
Sir, you are lower in your own reputeCassilanes
The Roman Captains,Arcanes
I cannot butCassilanes
Of injuries?Arcanes
Why now my Lord--Cassilanes
I swearAnnophel
Sir, you are here more safe.Cassilanes
And more beloved:Arcanes
Sir, remember that you promis'd no occasionCassilanes
Thou do'st chide me friendly,Enter a Servant.
Now? the news?Servant
The Secretarie,Cassilanes
How? to me?Arcanes
My Lord, they dare notCassilanes
'Tis true, they dare not;Enter Arcanes, Fernando, and Gaspero.
Arcanes
My Lord--Cassilanes
Arcanes,Fernando
'Tis the allGaspero
And for proof how muchCassilanes
For what?Gaspero
During the time of his abode in Candy,Fernando
Wherein my Lord,Cassilanes
Are you in earnest Sir?Fernando
My sute to the SenateCassilanes
Come hither Secretarie,Gaspero
As I have trothCassilanes
Applause?Fernando
HereinCassilanes
If you, come to mock me,Fernando
By the love I bearCassilanes
Then in a word, my Lord, your visitationsFernando
Sir, I thank you.Annophel
Good Sir, be not too urgent; for my FatherFernando
Lady, your words are like your beauty, powerful;Cassilanes
She's my Daughter,Fernando
So I conceive her.Cassilanes
Do you hear?Gaspero
My honour'd Lord.Cassilanes
Commend me to them:Gaspero
Whom, my Lord?Cassilanes
The Senate;Gaspero
Why, my Lord--Cassilanes
Nay, nay, you are too wise now; good, observe me.Arcanes
You must not cross him.Gaspero
Not for Candy's Wealth.Fernando
You shall for ever make me yours.Annophel
'Twere pity to double your Captivity.Arcanes
Who's here, Decius?Enter Decius
Cassilanes
Ha! Decius? who nam'd Decius?Decius
My duty to your Lordship, I am bold,Cassilanes
What?Decius
Present you with this--Cassilanes
Letter?Decius
Yes, my honour'd Lord.Cassilanes
From whom?Decius
'Please you peruseCassilanes
Hey-day!Cassilanes
On my lifeDecius
Honour'd Sir.Cassilanes
No honour'd Sirs--Decius
'Tis a lowlyCassilanes
Rash young man,Arcanes
Nay then, (my Lord)Annophel
If a memory remainFernando
I am a Stranger, but so much I tenderGaspero
Sir, you cannotAnnophel
Am I notCassilanes
'Tis well, an host of furies[Exit.
Arcanes
He's gone;Decius
Lady, this Letter is to you.Annophel
Come with me,[Exit.
Fernando
I shall attend you, Lady.Gaspero
How do you likeFernando
More than to feastGaspero
Yes Sir,Fernando
Shall I?Gaspero
All my folliesFernando
Enough,Gaspero
The Lady.Fernando
The place admits no time to utter all,Gaspero
Your Servant; I conceive ye,Fernando
Never man[Exeunt.
Enter Hyparcha (placing two Chairs) Antinous, and Erota.
Erota
Leave us.Hyparcha
I shall.[Exit.
Erota
Antinous, sit down.Antinous
Madam.Erota
I say sit down, I do command you sit;Antinous
Great Lady--Erota
Sit still, I will not hear thee else; now speak,Antinous
I must (I see) be silent.Erota
So thou maist;Antinous
You do amaze me, Madam,Erota
Why an Exile?Enter Hyparcha
Erota
Whence comes this well tun'd sound?Hyparcha
I know not, Madam.Erota
Listen Wench;[Song.
Let 'em play on; they are Masters of their faculty:Antinous
According to the time.Erota
Go to 'em, Wench,Enter Philander.
Philander
Let then the heart that did employ those hands,Philander
O Madam, pour not (too fast) joys on me,Erota
Philander, you have long profest to love me.Philander
Have I but profest it, Madam?Erota
Nay, but hear me?Philander
More attentively than to an Oracle.Erota
And I will speak more truly, if more can be;Philander
Pray go forward; I would be your Martyr,Erota
Will you go to him then, and speak for me?Philander
The Curses of Dissemblers follow meErota
You may (as all men do) speak boldlier, betterPhilander
Indeed I do.Erota
But thou dost look so pale,Philander
Not, if I can but live to tell it.Erota
It may be you have not the heart.Philander
I have a will I am sure how e'r my heartErota
If a kiss will strengthen thee, I give you leavePhilander
O that a man should taste such heavenly bliss,Erota
Alas, it is a misery I grievePhilander
Nay Madam, since I cannot have your love,Erota
Do what thou wilt (Philander) the requestAntinous
My Lord?Philander
Nay, 'pray,Antinous
He that begot me did beget these caresPhilander
What's this to love, and to the Lady? he's old,Erota
No more, Philander.Philander
All I have done, is little yet to purpose,Erota
No more, no more, Philander, I can endure no more,[Ex.
Enter Hyparcha, and Mochingo
Hyparcha
I Cannot help it.Mochingo
Nor do I require it,Hyparcha
I am glad to hearMochingo
Valiant?Hyparcha
I can you,Mochingo
You do doe it, I thank you.Hyparcha
That you'll lose a Fortune,Mochingo
Do not provoke my magnanimity,Enter Erota, and Antinous.
Erota
Do you not glory in your Conquest more,Hyparcha
He must hear Drums, and Trumpets ere he sleeps,Antinous
What pity it is (Madam) that your self,Erota
They should,Antinous
What wild Beast in the Desart but would beErota
Is't but your Fathers pardon you desire?Antinous
With his love, and then nothing next that, like yours.Enter Decius
Erota
Decius is come.Antinous
O welcome Friend; if I apprehend notErota
There is indeed; I prithee Decius speak it.Decius
How! prithee Decius! this Woman's strangely alter'd.Antinous
Why dost not speak (good friend) and tell me howDecius
No, there's a Letter will inform you more;Antinous
What's here? how's this? It cannot be! now sureErota
In his looksDecius
None good, I fear.Erota
I fear so too; and then--Antinous
It is her hand.Erota
Are you not well?Antinous
Too well: if I were oughtDecius
Sir, the worst is,Antinous
No, Decius,Decius
'Tis a generous partAntinous
'Tis, and I could wishErota
Yes, I do.Antinous
And can you now yet think a heart opprestAntinous
Alas, great Lady,Erota
Love me, or kill me,Antinous
Gentle Lady.Erota
Say, must I live, or dye?Decius
My Lord, how can youErota
What is my sentence?Antinous
What you please to have it.Erota
As thou art gentle speak those words again.Antinous
Madam, you have prevail'd; yet give me leaveErota
Antinous, 'tis the greatest argumentAntinous
Madam, thus then,Erota
You'll love me then?Antinous
Provided (Madam) that my Father know notErota
If I failAntinous
Then (with your favour) thus I seal my truth,Erota
Thou hast quicknedDecius
This is well;Enter Hyparcha
Hyparcha
The Lord GonzaloErota
Comes as we could wish,Enter Gonzalo
Antinous
Madam you must be wary.[Exit
Erota
Fear it not,Gonzalo
Do you mock me, Madam?Erota
Trust me, you wrong your judgment, to reputeGonzalo
The Wind's turn'd;Erota
With more than commonGonzalo
What, (sweet Lady?)Erota
Methinks we should lay by this form of stateliness;Gonzalo
And I, and I, we meet in one self-centreErota
I hope my weakness, Sir,Gonzalo
Angel-like Lady, let me be held a Villain,Erota
Would I knew it.Gonzalo
Make proof by any fit Command.Gonzalo
How! mean? nay more, I meanErota
Now I perceive you slight me, and would make meGonzalo
But say your mind, and you shall be a Queen.Erota
On those Conditions, call me yours.Gonzalo
Enough.Erota
Assuredly.Gonzalo
In short,Erota
'Tis a questionGonzalo
Good; what ifErota
I were a Queen indeed then.Gonzalo
Madam, knowErota
Wise Gonzalo,Gonzalo
'Tis worth thinking on;Erota
Gonzalo, Duke of Venice?Erota
Pish: you but dally with me; and would lull meGonzalo
You are too much distrustfull of my truth.Erota
Then you must give me leave to apprehendGonzalo
Why thus--Erota
You shall not,Gonzalo
O I applaudErota
Gonzalo,Gonzalo
What is't?Erota
Old Cassilane.Erota
I would find a smoother courseGonzalo
As how?Erota
We'l talk in private,Gonzalo
I shall adore you.[Exeunt.
Enter Fernando, a[n]d Annophel
Fernando
Madam, although I hate unnoble practices,Annophel
Sir your own fameFernando
All gain is loss (sweet beauty) if I missAnnophel
Good Sir, I have a Father.Fernando
Yes, a brave one;Annophel
You have deserv'dFernando
By this fair handAnnophel
What in words I dare not,Fernando
Thou art all vertue.Enter Cassilanes, and Arcanes
Cassilanes
I'le tell thee how: Baldwin the Emperour,Cassilanes
Mony, Arcanes,Arcanes
Not captives Candy.Cassilanes
Nor makes thee dishonest,Fernando
Sir, I find it.Arcanes
And like it, do ye not?Fernando
My repair speaks for me.Cassilanes
Fernando we are speaking off--how this?Enter Gonzalo, and Gaspero, with a Casket
Gonzalo
Your friend, and servant.Cassilanes
Creditors, my Lord,Gonzalo
Me, my Lord?Cassilanes
What, nor love, nor mony?Gonzalo
Yes, love, I hope, not mony.Cassilanes
All this braverieGonzalo
'Tis done already:Cassilanes
Are ye so conscionable?Gonzalo
'Tis your own.Cassilanes
Pish, pish, I'le not receive what is not mine,Gonzalo
Sir, I am paid for't,Gaspero
My honoured Lord, I am.Gonzalo
My Lord Fernando,Gaspero
'Tis plain and ample:Cassilanes
But hark ye, hark ye, if you be in earnest,Gonzalo
In short,Cassilanes
Erota? whyGonzalo
You must ask her the cause,Cassilanes
So ho, Arcanes, noneArcanes
Why Sir, if the gracious PrincessAnnophel
Sir she everCassilanes
The Senate, and the body of this KingdomGonzalo
Fernando, I must speak with you in secret.Fernando
You shall--Now Gaspero, all's well.Gaspero
There's news[Exeunt.