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Title: Note for a time capsule

Author: Edward Wellen

Illustrator: Richard Kluga

Release date: October 13, 2023 [eBook #71869]

Language: English

Original publication: New York, NY: Royal Publications, Inc, 1957

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                        NOTE FOR A TIME CAPSULE

                           By EDWARD WELLEN

                     Illustrated by RICHARD KLUGA

         Yes, I know, the rating services probably never call
           you up. But they call me up twenty times a week!

           [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
                         Infinity March 1958.
         Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
         the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]


I take it you sociologists living in what to me is the future (I take
it there's a future, a future with a place for sociologists) will note
the unlikely revolution in taste now going on. For your information,
then, here's why the rating services are reflecting a sudden upping
from the pelvis to the cortex--just in case this will have become a
cause for wild surmise.

You probably know what the rating services are ("were," to you; but I
don't want to tense this document up). Most people nowadays don't know
about the rating services; they know _of_ them.

Every so often I hear someone say darkly, "I don't know about those
polls. I've never had a call from them and no one I know has ever had a
call from them."

I keep quiet or mumble something noncommittal. I could say, truthfully,
"I _do_ know about those polls. They ring me up more than twenty times
a week." I could say that but I don't.

Not so much because I don't want to seem a crackpot or a liar as
because I don't want to spoil a good thing. Or at least what I think
is a good thing--and for the time being what I think is a good thing is
what the world thinks is a good thing.

Now, in order for you to get the picture you must understand that the
New York metropolitan area fashions the literary and musical fads of
the United States and the United States by example and by infiltration
via writings and movies and recordings fashions the fads of the world.
And the New York metropolitan area goes by the opinions I frame.

It probably seems strange to you that I, in any amassing of statistics
merely one digit in the neighborhood of the decimal point, can claim to
exert such far-reaching influence.

But I've seen much the same sort of thing in my work as a CPA. Someone
possessing relatively few shares in a holding company may exercise an
inordinate amount of power over the national economy.

An analogous set of operations makes it possible for me to be an
esthetic shot of digitalis in the body politic. That's why Bartok's
_Mikrokosmos_ is at this writing the top tune and why archaeology
professor Dr. Loob is high man on the polls with his TV show _Dig
This!_ and why the world has taken such a turn that you may very likely
be calling this the Day of the Egghead.

       *       *       *       *       *

But you're most likely asking at this point, "Why, in the name of
statistical probability, did this character get so many calls when so
many people got none?" And your next thought is, "Or did he? Was he a
paranoiac?"

Here's my answer to your second question. I'm certainly not imagining
any of this. You're bound to come upon some signs of these times and
know what I've said about the revolution in taste is true. Otherwise
there'd be no point in my setting this down or in your reading it.

The hard part is to convince you that the rest of it--about my role--is
true. The trouble is there's nothing about me personally that would
help me convince you. There's nothing uncommon about me except that my
tastes were previously uncommon.

As I mentioned, I'm a CPA. I live in a suburb of New York City. I
have an office in the city. I'm really semi-retired and take care of
only a few old business friends, so my listing in the Manhattan phone
directory doesn't include the terms CPA or ofc. I have a commutation
book and the usual gripes against the NYNH&H. As a matter of fact I'm
writing this while commuting and you'll have to blame not me but the
roadbed and the rolling stock for any of this you may find difficult to
decipher, for really I have a very neat handwriting. Although there's
no noticeable pressure of work I stay on at my office after the girl's
quitting time. (She still chews gum, but all day yesterday she was
humming Bartok's _Mikrokosmos_.) I balance books until the line at the
bottom of the column becomes a bongo board on a decimal point and then
I squeeze my eyes and shake my head and go home.

I live alone. I'm a widower. I have one daughter. Thank goodness
she's grown, married, and living in a place of her own, so there's no
one to tie up the phone. I've given up frequenting the haunts of my
old cronies. Though I miss their argumentative companionship I take
comfort in the fact that I'm furthering our common interests. I don't
give a hang that my lawn needs mowing; let the wind violin through the
grass--I'm staying near the phone.

It's between six and seven in the evening at the office and between
eight and midnight at home that I receive the calls.

That brings me to your first question--about why I consistently get so
many calls when so many people get none.

Let me make it clear at once that even if the polls were buyable or
fixable, and I'm not suggesting they are, I haven't the means to buy or
the electronic knowledge to fix supposedly random calls. Besides, I'm
fairly ethical.

Then what's the answer?

Naturally I've given this phenomenon more than a bit of thought, and
I've formulated a theory to explain--at least to _my_ satisfaction--why
what's happening's happening. I believe the drawing power of my phone
numbers inheres in the nature of number.

Now don't go getting hot under the collar--if you're still wearing
collars--before you hear me out.

I'm not talking about numerology or any such mystical hocus-pocus.
I'm talking about the psychopathology of everyday life. That's what's
skewing and skewering the law of probabilities.

I know this demands explaining, so I'll be specific.

Apart from these calls from the rating services, I keep receiving
calls on my home phone from people who set out to dial a certain
undertaker--I beg his pardon, funeral director. We have the same
exchange, in fact his number differs from mine only in that the first
of his last four digits is a zero while my corresponding one is a nine.

Of course by now you've put your finger on it. These people are dialing
the under--funeral director because, in the current colloquialism,
someone's number's up. They misdial because they're unconsciously
saying _nein_ to the zero of death.

I've analyzed both my home phone number and my office phone number in
this fashion, figuring out what their components connote singly and
as gestalts. And I can see why these fortuitous combinings command
attention, why these numbers leap out of the directory pages right at
you. Privately I call such a number a common denominator with a way of
accreting its numerator.

I hope you're not laughing at me.

       *       *       *       *       *

After all, when you remember what number is, what's happening follows
naturally. Number's a language we use to blaze our way through the
wood of reality. Without number we couldn't say what is more or less
probable, we couldn't signpost our path. But using number is like
trying to detect the emission of a photon without having to receive
that photon. The difficulty lies in trying to get number at least
one remove from the font of all language--the human mind. Possibly
we'll come closest to order, be at one with reality, when we can order
number--at the level of statistical probability--to be truly random, at
one with chaos.

At any rate, there you have it. I'd like to go into greater detail but
I'm afraid to.

Before my phone numbers up and atted 'em I was content merely to tune
out the noisome and the fulsome and sigh to myself, "That's life. You
ask for beer and get water."

That is, I thought I was content.

It's only now that I'm getting beer with an egg in it that I realize
how passionately I hated the way things were and how passionately I'd
hate to have to go back to that way.

I don't know how long this phenomenon will go on but while it lasts I
mean to make the most of it.

I unashamedly enjoy watching the expression of bewildered enthusiasm on
everyone's face. That expression is there because everyone listens to
and looks at what the polls tell him is popular and because everyone
tells himself he likes it because "everyone" likes it.

But in some respects my feelings are more uncertain. I'm glad and
at the same time sorry for the longhair musicians. It seems more
embarrassing than pleasing to them to find themselves suddenly the
idols of bobby-soxers. I try not to think of Stravinsky barricading
himself against the adulating adolescents souveniring him to his
underwear.

As you can see, I've had to harden my heart. (It's tempting to say I've
had to become number.) And I intend to be even more ruthless.

I'm planning, for example, to place on the Hit Parade Dhaly's _Concerto
in Alpha Wave for Oscillograph and Woodwinds_.

That's why I'm being exceedingly careful to leave nothing to chance.
Though this document is sort of a hostage to fortune, I'm taking into
account the possibility that I might lose it while commuting and that
it might fall into the hands of some unsympathetic contemporary. So I'm
not writing down my phone numbers or my name. I want to keep the lines
clear for the pollsters.






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